That was Monsieur N. Henri Rollins avec le band Black Flag and that song is TV party.
And we're going to have a TV party tonight.
I got a million videos I want to watch with you guys.
And I haven't had a chance to all week.
So we're not really covering any news stories.
You know the news.
Oh, no, we'll cover one, but it's in a video.
So I just want to watch a bunch of videos with you guys together as a family, as a TV party.
You know, when that song, when we first heard that song, we were about 16.
And I remember my friend Skeeter, he goes, oh man, have you heard that black flag song, TV Party?
And I go, yeah.
And he goes, it sounds like an awesome idea.
We should do that.
We should get the guys together.
You know, we'll get a bunch of beers.
My parents are away this weekend.
We'll have a huge TV party.
I go, dude, it's sarcastic.
He's talking about how stupid TV is and how enthusiastic Americans are to watch their dumb TVs.
And he goes, oh, well, it still sounds fun, though, doesn't it?
And I thought, yeah, it does.
That does sound fun.
And we used to do that a lot as dudes.
Just hang out and watch TV and make jokes about what we were watching.
I think the best one I ever did was it was some movie that had a baby Jesus scene in it, and it had the three wise men.
And one of them turns to the other like this, and I just said, you brought myrrh?
Total hit.
But you'd have bad jokes, too, and everyone would beat the crap out of you for that.
Like pick you up by the ankle and run out of the room.
So you can make a TV party fun.
And tonight, we're going to make TV parties fun.
Let's start with the latest James O'Keefe video.
I wish we had interviewed him today because this one's so much better than the other ones.
Stop.
Top.
Let's see you do that sound.
I'll do it first.
Because I want to get a job being the new black guy in Police Academy.
Wait, can I hear it when we're done?
Yeah.
That's easy.
Right?
So I got to top that.
It's not a T, it's a P It's It's Oh, man, you suck.
Mr. Impressions loses this competition.
Go back to the beginning.
All right.
Maybe I just intimidated you.
I think so.
I thought I pressed play again.
Yeah, you didn't.
That was me.
You know, I'm getting good at intimidation.
I play foosball with my boys, and it's usually me and my five-year-old versus my 10-year-old.
And I've noticed if the score is getting close to a tie at the end, by the way, he always says, hey, are you shoelaces?
Because you're about to get untied, meaning I'm about to win.
I break this tie.
But I'll just go, Alexa, play Mama Said Knock You Out.
And then it's like, ah, don't call it a comeback.
And then I'll just start nailing the balls.
And he gets intimidated.
Like he'll start going, maybe mama is going to knock me out.
And me and little Johnny win.
all right so Technically, everything I'm doing with ESA is just be doing for what?
And just to be crystal clear here, Democratic Socialists of America, and these Democratic Socialists of America don't abhor communism.
In fact, it's like punk and hardcore.
That's just two sides of the same coin.
They don't go, look, look, look, we're not communists.
We don't support Stalin or Mao.
We just support, you know, Northern Europe.
No, no, no, no.
Trotsky, Lenin, they're all Mao, Stalin.
They're all like, yeah, they're all pretty cool.
We just hate capitalism.
So like, it's explicitly prohibited.
So like, if they find out, I can get in trouble with this.
If you're an executive brancher agency, you can slow all things to a degree that it's like ineffective.
And maybe you get in trouble and maybe, you know, you get fired or you assign or whatever, but you slow them down for a certain period of time.
Isn't this fascinating?
This is the exact same scoop as the big tech thing, where they go, I can't obliterate people, I can't have them whacked, I'm not in the mob, but I can use my platform to bog them down.
This is what he's doing is shadow banning people, basically, with the internet.
His job is to analyze government spending.
I know this isn't much of a TV party, but relax, we got to get this out of the way.
And what he does is he's much harder on, you know, evil people like capitalists and much softer on socialist causes.
I have a friend who works as a contractor at the GAT and he has a TS clearance and he's very active.
I have informed them.
I filed all the paperwork I needed to provide.
I was purposely a little bit vague about what kind of organization he's in.
Pause.
Please stop saying purposefully.
Purposely is the word.
Purposefully means like you go through each detail and you make sure each part of what you're doing on purpose is very specific.
So purposefully defines the parts of the thing you're doing.
Purposely is just generally.
I just did it on purpose.
These shadows are getting on my Nerves, Ryan.
Look at this.
I'm under a spotlight.
Look at that.
Anyway, go ahead.
I'm like, it's a community organization.
We do this, we do that.
I wasn't like, it's a socialist organization and we want to, you know, destroy capitalism.
Very socialist organization.
We want to destroy capitalists.
Now, if the government and government employees are trying to destroy capitalism, isn't that the same as having a socialist government?
If the employees are doing stuff that is socialist, that's a socialist government.
How is he different from Venezuelan government?
Right?
In that sense, we've already lost.
I thought Trump won, by the way.
Why am I a pariah?
Why are we getting kicked out of bars?
Why are we getting fired?
Our team won.
I actually thought that things were going to be less hysterical after Trump won.
How naive am I?
You know, after Obama won, I just went, oh, well, he's not the second coming of Christ, you guys, but whateves.
And I minded my own business for eight years.
I didn't try to get anyone fired or killed or destroyed.
You want to destroy?
How do you destroy capitalists?
Does that mean kill us?
Does that mean drop a giant meteor on our homes?
What the hell does destroy mean?
Ostracize you until you have no power.
Good luck with that.
All you're doing is annoying people and getting Trump re-elected.
Anyway, let's focus on the matter at hand, which is a TV party.
I was inspired by the cover of the New York Post, and it says, sex lives of NYC women.
And I just thought, yeah, I know what the sex lives of NYC women are.
They are colostomy bags for strangers' fluids.
They just get called late at night and they take it.
And sometimes if the woman gets too needy, you buy her a dog, and eventually you dump her, and you have nothing to answer for because we have brainwashed women via feminism, a male tool, into thinking that being a sex object your whole life is a great career.
That's racist.
But this woman, I read it, she's married with four kids and she has a tattoo that says mother.
So it's not what you think.
She's saying women should be more sexually adventurous and not feel bad if they want to try out new stuff.
Yeah, go bananas.
Every guy wants a woman to be adventurous.
So this is not what you think it is.
The true sex lives of New York City women is profoundly sad.
I call New York City an elephant's graveyard for ovaries.
Women come here because they want to get a rich and powerful man, and maybe 5 to 10% do get Mr. Big, as they say in Sex in the City.
The rest of them just grow old and get sad and become bloggers who call everyone Nazis.
That's why they call me a Nazi, by the way, because I call them spinsters.
And you can't say, I hate that guy because he called me a spinster.
It makes you sound like a spinster.
So they go, I don't mind that he called me a spinster.
I hate him because he's a Nazi.
It's what lazy people do.
It's what people who don't deserve that job do.
It's what women who shouldn't be in the workforce do.
That's why we see all these terrible surveys that are illogical and all this crap about white supremacy.
It's women doing men's jobs, and that's what feminism is.
Feminism didn't make women men.
No, sorry, feminism didn't make women equal to men.
It made women into men.
And women make sh ⁇ men.
And what did they give up for that?
They gave up the ability to make children, to create and shape lives.
No, thanks.
I got something better going on.
Oh, really?
What do you got going on?
I'm a dog mom.
Or worse, you ready for this?
I'm a chicken mom.
Everybody's going to hang out here tonight.
Hello.
This is a dog.
It's my daughter's dog.
I don't really pay much attention to it.
I don't really care much about it.
I don't care if it lives or dies.
I would never hurt it, obviously.
But it's important that you late 30s, early 40s women understand that this is not a human.
It's not a baby.
It's something that we took from wolfdom and we bastardized until we made it a thing that loves us unconditionally and will eat itself to death if left with enough food.
It's a sick, twisted bastardization of a wolf.
I'm surprised Christians aren't angrier that we made this.
It seems pretty blasphemous to me.
Anyway, the big takeaway here is that the Lord imbued women with instincts, maternal instincts where they want to love and care for things.
He gave men these hunting instincts where they want to go and conquer stuff.
And I think it's important that we accept those instincts.
If you want to ignore them, fine, okay, that's fair.
But you know that you look ridiculous when you say, I don't want kids.
And then, like Femke Janssen, you have a massive party for your dog that includes 17 balloons because he's 17 years old.
And that's some sort of an accomplishment in your baby.
There's no such thing as a dog mom.
You're a dog owner.
I'm sorry.
If you had a bunch of miscarriages and you're infertile, that's sad.
You could have adopted though.
But to make it sound empowering and to try to get all the things that moms get, like, I've heard of people talking about maternal leave for dog moms.
Well, what?
Did you birth it?
Well, you need to go to some sort of science museum because you're a mutant.
But I want to pull up this video because I was going to do this originally as God, but I think I'm sort of a God and I at least know as much as him.
And I can show you that the only thing sadder than a dog mom is a chicken mom.
He loves to make the bed in the morning.
No, he doesn't.
He loves to jump for his streets.
He jumps for his streets.
No, he doesn't.
I cannot imagine my life without him.
Okay, just pause it for a sec.
Inevitably, by the way, when I meet these women, I'll go, oh, well, no one proposed to you your whole life?
And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah.
My boyfriend of seven years proposed.
But I told him I wasn't ready and I wanted to focus on my career.
What's your career?
Oh, I organize appointments for my boss.
I'm head of social media.
I run my company's Facebook page.
Or it's always things that are also maternal.
Like I'm a real estate Agent.
Oh, you show people the house?
Yeah.
You mean like housewives do?
Yeah.
Or I work with kids or I organize stuff.
Yeah.
You mean like your daughter's dance lessons and your son's soccer practice?
You know, stuff moms do.
So you actually get all the worst part of motherhood without the making something that is you and gives you eternal life and eternal love.
So this is a great example of these natural instincts.
Just sort of bastardized.
The same way my dog is a bastardization of a wolf.
This love she has for her chicken is a sad bastardization of maternal love.
It's so pathetic.
How can she not see this?
I scooped him up and he seemed really content in my hand.
And I had him do myself with me just pause it here.
He loves making the bed.
He seems content.
Chickens are one of the dumbest animals in the world.
That's why we can eat them so guilt-free.
They're dumber than cows who are retarded.
So the fact that you think that your chicken makes the bed, it makes me worried about you.
You're more disturbing than a hoarder.
Not to fall in love with him.
And I was leaving for the day.
So it was like this knee-jerk reaction.
It just came out of my mouth.
I was like, I'll take him.
I brought him home to foster him.
Chicks that age should be under their mothers to be more food.
And basically, I became hysterical.
Yeah, I'm not sad I didn't have kids.
I'm not missing anything.
I'm just sleeping with a baby bird every night and walking around alone, drinking wine with my baby bird in my house rope all weekend, binging sex in the city on Netflix.
With me, or you would sleep in my sweatshirt and cuddle up to me.
And every day I fell more and more in love with him.
What does your boyfriend think of this?
Oh, he doesn't exist.
He's this wonderful, sentient being that just wants to be like all of us, just like a cat or a dog.
Just pause.
First, he loved making the bed.
Then he loved making, then he seemed comfortable.
Now he's sentient.
Now the divine intervention is involved.
No, you took divine intervention and you flushed it down the toilet.
A chicken is not a replacement for this.
A human being is.
Am I crazy?
Or is this a beautiful example of women wanting and needing to have kids?
Look, I'll say it now.
I think 5% would be better off in the workforce.
I think 5% shouldn't have kids, but that's 95 that would be happier loving a little Bambino of their own, smelling his little angel breath, holding him at night, breastfeeding him, helping him get to school, seeing him say bye, mom, coming home after work, if you have to work.
And mommy's home.
I mean, yay, mommy's home.
They run.
They hug her legs.
They cry when she goes away on a three-day business trip.
That's way better than a chicken.
Just like a dog or a human baby.
Just pause.
Do you notice that?
It's such a given that dogs are human babies that you just use them in a normal sentence.
So now, get this.
They used to say, dog moms used to say, this is just like having a human baby.
Now we have chicken moms saying this is just like having a dog baby.
What's next, caterpillar moms, saying this is just like having a chicken baby?
When does it end?
You're going to have a pet fly?
Pet bacteria?
This is my little Petri dish.
I'm a bacteria mommy.
It's just like having a fly baby.
She was already in love and knew the chick deserved the very best.
Wrong.
Free was really quiet that day.
Like he really sensed that I wasn't feeling well.
And when I woke, he was laying across my chest.
I remember waking up thinking, I didn't even know that chickens laid down.
And so all of a sudden, it became very aware, like the sentient being is bonded to me.
That was that screen day where I thought, I feel like he's part of my family.
I don't know if I could give him to a sanctuary.
Chickens grow very rapidly.
Brie was Chick-fil-A.
Why is his name Brie?
That's a girl's name.
He's going to get beat up at chicken school.
Growing is usually the telltale sign that he was a rooster.
So here he was.
Is this xylophone?
Is this Glockenspiel on our side?
Because I feel like they're helping make the point that this woman is out of her mind.
Boom, boom, badoom.
Look at this lunatic.
Can you believe she left New York City to be with a male rooster, a male chicken, a rooster named Bree?
Living in New York City at the time with Brie the rooster.
And I had to make a decision.
And Brie made the decision for me because I chose Bree.
I'd like to do an imitation of her ex-boyfriend.
You dodged a bullet there, my friend.
Wowie.
Are you lucky?
This is why I call women, well, it's a bad word, sugar, honey, iced tea, chests.
Because women are magical.
They are sentient, as Ann Coulter describes.
They are sentient.
But you take the magic orb thing that's in Iron Man's chest and you pull that out.
And that's the ability to give birth and all that wonderful stuff that comes with it, the nurturing, all the nice things you're seeing here, misdirected.
And you replace Iron Man's glowing orb with feces.
So women themselves are beautiful creatures and gifted wonderful things.
When I rail against feminism, I'm not railing against women.
I'm railing against broken women.
And I'm saying feminism does this to women.
These things could be feeding babies.
Instead, they're getting in the way while she drives out of her city to go and really, truly focus on the development of her goddamn rooster.
How long do roosters live anyway?
Five years?
Can you imagine her when that chicken dies?
And by the way, a rooster is a chicken.
A thumb is a finger.
You have to be a little bit more.
It was probably the best decision I ever made.
Best decision I've ever made.
Moving out to the country with my chicken.
To really make sure I don't have any opportunities to meet a man.
But I think I fail to realize how attached he is to me.
By the way, just pause here.
There is so much psychosomatic projecting on this chicken about making beds and how attracted he is to me, and how he cured me of my cold, and how he likes to jump for his food, and he hates Mondays, and he's really kind of a jazz guy, even though I don't like jazz, but I listen to it sometimes for him.
He's really into Miles Davis, and he's a racist, unfortunately, but we're working through that.
He wanted Trump to win, which we fought to the nail about that.
Oh, my God.
I was like, you're my son.
You like Trump?
What the hell is the matter with you?
It's like Scarlett Johansson and that talking dog who ended up liking Trump.
Your sadness has become, what's the chicken word for personified?
Chickenified?
That chicken chickenifies your sadness.
Ladies, this one's a lost cause, but don't go down this route.
When you're 25, start thinking about Mr. Wright.
And that means dumping any musicians or stand-up comedians or photographers you are dating.
Anyone who's on the road a lot is going to cheat.
Start focusing on, I highly recommend expats.
So like a Canadian who's living in America or an American who's living in, an American who's living in Canada, someone who had to struggle to get to that country.
They tend to be tenacious and hardworking.
You don't necessarily need money, but you need a man with ambition.
And start thinking about that at 25 or you will end up like this.
You thought cat ladies are bad?
We now have chicken ladies.
Keep going.
He'll do the happy dance for me and I pick him up or he'll follow me into my office.
Yeah, because he wants food.
He gave me a special feeling because for me, he's such a gift.
Bought me so much.
Chickens as a whole are very, very smart animals.
He loves.
It is irrefutable that chickens are the dumbest animal there is.
Maybe not the dumbest, but it's a well-known fact that they are remarkably dumb.
Even dogs, by the way, try this with your dog.
Put three treats on the ground.
Have him eat one.
Have him eat two.
Then put a plastic cup on the third treat.
You know what your dog will do?
He'll go, oh, what the, oh, I can't get the third treat because it's locked in a magic box called the upside-down solo cup.
Dogs are idiotic.
Chickens are about a tenth as smart as dogs.
You're not learning from him.
He's not learning from you.
He doesn't love technology.
He doesn't make your bed.
He is a sad butt plug in the empty hole that is your childless life.
Technology, like he's actually watching us, watching you.
He's an avid reader.
Be able to have a good home.
When is this going to end?
That's part of my mission.
He's enriched my life so much.
I think without him, I wouldn't be as toy.
My God, ladies.
What do you think?
Oh, the big wings.
That's like a good sign.
What does it mean?
That he's in a good mood that day?
Anyway, ladies, please, your ovaries don't last forever.
When you're 30, the hourglass turns upside down and the sand starts draining out.
By 35, it's very hard to have a kid.
Guys, stop being such a pussy and propose.
And woman, when he proposes, say yes or you'll end up a chicken mom.
Music glued to the TV set all night and every night.
Watswi Sweden?
Sweden is the Swedish chef, right?
Jlumpitumpvi flumpy dumpy.
It was always sort of the epicenter of attractive people.
And you know why that is?
If you think Scandinavians and Northern Europeans are attractive, it's because you're a rape apologist.
Yeah, you heard me.
Vikings stole all the hot ones from all the other countries like Scotland.
The reason Glaswegians are so ugly is because the Vikings took the hot ones out, stole them, and then bred with them and made Swedish girls.
Super hot.
So what do we do when we have a country full of the hottest women in the world?
Well, we rape them until they lose their minds.
That sounds reasonable to me, right?
Wouldn't you want to do that?
If you had a nation of beautiful women, wouldn't you want to bring in migrants and just rape them until they break, until their brains break?
That's reasonable.
So we have this, it's the rape capital of Europe.
And this was just in the Daily Mail.
The city destroyed by migration inside the Swedish town where armed gangs patrol the streets.
Crime has exploded and a beautiful social worker's murder has shocked Europe.
Now they bring in these migrants.
Just go through the pictures while I talk.
They bring in these migrants who watch porn a lot.
They see women usually covered up.
And they go, oh, that's like my mother or my sister.
But when they see a woman who has her blonde hair hanging down and a short skirt and stilettos, they go, oh, that's the one I saw in the porn.
Look, look at those.
So we see some beautiful young ladies out on the town.
They see, oh, those are porn stars.
I saw them on Red Tube or Pornhub.
Go back.
And so what these women like is just to be grabbed and, well, I can't say the terms, this porn terms, but just gangbanged and violated.
And even if they say no, I've seen in pornography, they like it.
That's just part of their culture.
In a way, porn is helping these refugees become really good rapists.
And so Sweden is under siege with these migrant teens, creating no-go zones and basically ruining Sweden.
Ruining Europe.
Refugees have ruined Europe.
Yes, but what about all the immigrants who made Europe beautiful?
Yeah, those were different immigrants.
You're bringing in guys who see women as second-class citizens, and it's not a good look.
And what happened eventually?
And they're also naive about it.
They go, oh, they need more education.
They need more pamphlets.
If someone is raping you, then you give them a pamphlet that says, stop it.
But what do one of these captions say?
The Gothenburg suburb accepted more unaccompanied refugee children than anywhere else in the country.
4,041 added to a population of 63,000.
Pretty substantial.
In the autumn, 400 refugee kids were taken in every week.
Sounds, what could possibly go wrong?
And then go to the end, we have the beautiful social worker murdered, murdered, probably raped, and then murdered.
So Sweden might be waking up, but I don't know why Sweden hates their women so much.
Look what it's doing to their brains.
Can we see this chick?
This is a...
So, they had this electrician who was a beautiful young lady, and in modern Sweden, where they've decided to reboot the entire country's hard drive, they now have a woman like this.
Getting my ribs removed.
Oh, in it goes, Swedes!
Look at her.
No one wants that.
This is labeled graphic.
You have to uncover the video.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, it is pretty graphic.
Look at that.
No one wants to have sex with that.
You're a freak.
The doctors who did this to you should be arrested.
Look at that.
By the way, just pause.
That's not what Wonder Woman looks like.
She does not have a 6-inch waist.
I have a 34-inch waist.
She has a 6-inch waist.
We cannot share pants.
Cartoons.
All the curves and tiny waists.
People often come up to me and say, don't take this the wrong way, but you look like a cartoon.
For me, that's a compliment.
Can you breathe?
Oh my God.
Look at her.
I want to get mine that small.
She's had probably 1,000 chimichangas in her life.
Oh, my God.
Go back.
Let's see what she used to look like.
So this is pre-refugee Sweden.
This is pre-we suck Sweden.
This is pre-ethnomasochist Sweden.
Look at that.
She's helping some sort of a little doggy there.
Now, of course, this is conjecture.
And of course, I'm using anecdotal evidence to pretend or infer that there's a pattern there.
But something seems to be going on.
Look at her.
Now, the last girl we saw that looked like that was raped and murdered to death.
And now this one has twisted her body into a freak zone.
She is a monster now.
Oh, yeah, I wouldn't kick her out of bed freedom crackers.
Then you're a freak, too.
You're a weird.
Yes, that's nice, nice.
Good, good.
Ooh, kind of weird.
What the hell?
Whoa!
What have you done, you lunatic?
Actually, she looked pretty good in that one.
Later for my test for me.
The reason why.
This is hurting my hypothesis.
I'm starting to get into it.
Well, she looks normal because she doesn't have the...
Oh, I see.
So if you had to touch that, your hand would just go brrrrr.
Oh, yeah.
That's all mush.
It's like her whole waist is a belly.
She looks normal until she puts that, you know.
Korea has this problem.
Korea has this.
Korea and Brazil have this problem where their women mutilate themselves in the name of beauty.
And Sweden used to be above that.
But it might, again, this is not a scientific essay, but it might be linked to the ethnomasochism and the, oh, we're so horrible.
The West isn't the best.
The West is the worst.
Do you remember that guy who was that European politician?
He was raped by a Somalian.
Oh, there it is.
And his biggest, a man raped by a man.
And his biggest regret was that this refugee is going to be deported now.
All he did was rape me.
Just to recalibrate, all men in the world, if a man rapes you, you want to kill him.
You want him dead.
You shoot him in the face.
You don't go, I'm so sorry about your immigration papers since the rape that you did on me.
Okay, let's see.
Here's another example.
I know it's anecdotal, but let's look at this woman.
What's her name?
Natasha Crown from Gothenburg.
She wants to become, and by the way, just to get to the previous chick, go back to the previous chick.
She was an electrician.
She was an 8.4, super cool looking, beautiful blonde electrician.
Imagine your wife was an electrician.
She's fixing your garage.
My problem with your garage, Gavin, is when you're working on your motorbike, you can't see, but you have this horrible fluorescent lights.
Why don't I put underside lighting in your tool area, your workbench here?
So you just click that.
Or actually, there's a sensor when you go near.
And then when you're working on your motorbike, I have these spotlights that come out the base of the wall.
Look at her.
Look at her.
Look at Swedish women.
What have we done to our women, Swedes?
We cut them up with razors and scalpels.
Yes, I pronounce it scalpels.
All right, let's see another happy Swedish woman who's totally okay with the way the country is going mentally.
She wants to have the biggest butt in the world.
She's not yet content with her appearance, but her quest to change it could be causing big problems when it comes to her health.
My name is Natasha Brunswick.
You are hideous.
I'm four years old.
You're four.
I have had three Brazilian butt lifts.
Tree bosoms.
But I want to have more.
Three Brazilian butt lifts.
Just pause this.
Don't pause, but turn it down.
I don't get butt lifts.
I don't get how they don't get distorted.
Go back to her.
Say you had a woman at a tit job, right?
And every day for like six hours, you pushed on it with 150 pounds of weight.
Wouldn't the tits become destroyed?
Like, wouldn't the bags start moving to the side or something?
That's what happens to your butt when you sit down.
Doesn't your butt get destroyed?
I don't understand the physics of it.
Yeah, they have to anchor it to some part of your biological mass.
Otherwise, it is just float.
Right.
And fake tits, they're just gravity.
They sit there and they do sink over time.
But no one's messing with them.
Even God, the butt God made, if you're a super fat pig, you see them at the post office.
It gets all distorted and it goes off in a line.
They have like their belt and then they have this plateau you could rest a drink on.
And I often do in the lineup at the post office.
But look at this girl.
Look how beautiful she is.
Now, I don't want to rate her in case she's only 12 in this picture, but what an angel.
What have you done?
Is this, at the very least, if you don't see this as a pattern and these two girls representational of something else, at least see it as a metaphor Of what's happened to Sweden.
Look at that angel, and then what we have today with this big bloated ass is a big bloated immigration system.
Yeah, that's much better.
That's a much better way to see it.
That's unequivocally true.
I think this is the same effect as suicide, where it's the hatred of oneself as is.
Yeah, this mutilation is a form of self-harm.
Yeah, it's a step in the suicide direction, just like with transsexual suicides.
This is similar.
Good, Ryan.
Thank you.
Ryan's strange.
Sometimes he'll say something that's totally intelligent and makes perfect sense.
Thanks.
I want to see more of her.
By the way, with the other one, sometimes I would reluctantly catch myself finding her attractive.
This one, you're a freak and you're dying.
She says she can't sleep on her back because it hurts.
It's not even a nice ass.
No.
Like, I've seen gigantic asses that are great, but this is just a mess.
And of course, the elephant in the room is, you're thinking about anal sex.
Like, the reason butts are attractive is because of doggy style and sexual things.
And then if your butt is your main sexual thing, then it's doggy style you're thinking of.
That's, I mean, sorry, anal intercourse.
She's devoted her life to anal intercourse.
Way to go.
Way to go, Sweden.
Anyway, I like to end things on an up note.
So I want to end this segment with some good news.
I have learned Swedish.
It's a very uppy-downy.
It's like the Swedish chef, right?
And it's very uttie vrutki schluttki vrutki.
And I learned the language.
I'm one of these idiot Savons that can learn a language in seven days.
I learned it in five days.
And because I'm a European citizen, I was born in England, I am running for prime minister of Sweden.
And we have footage of me.
And by the way, I'm a super anti-Brussels Brexit guy.
And there was just an article about me in the newspaper Sweden election dispel nightmare for EU as anti-Brussels party.
That's my party.
We're called the Swedish Democrats Party.
Set to be, I'm going to take over.
I'm going to win because a lot of Swedish people feel the same way as I. So check out my speech and see if you want to support my campaign.
The speak is clearly shown...
Oh, sorry, I let you listen to my accent.
We are central to the power of Swedish politics today.
All of us are talking to us.
All of us are talking about anything.
All of us are talking about anything about us.
But it's us we are talking about precisely what we are talking about.
We're always talking about the party all the time.
What I'm trying to say is that there's a lot of different opinions about us, but Sweden is disintegrating.
Our people are dying of self-hatred.
And we're inviting people to obliterate us and rape us to death.
So it's time to stand up and fight.
We've seen this happening in Italy.
We saw it happen in Britain with Brexit.
Germany is turning around.
And if you elect me, Sweden may also flaventchigut.
or in other words turn around So that's it, folks.
The TV party is over.
I remember as a young man in high school, we would get stoned on marijuana.
Actually, it was hash back then.
And you'd all be sitting around, you'd have a buzz.
And then inevitably, it wears off.
And you're all sitting around.
You all recognize it's over, but no one wants to say it.
And then one guy would go, calm man down.
And everyone would go, oh, throw stuff at him, boo, because he was acknowledging it.
And I'm acknowledging it.
We're calming down.
The TV party is over.
By the way, I just realized we forgot something with the Swedish thing.
Remember that bizarre statue?
It looks like a little girl.
Yeah, that's it.
This is a popular new Swedish statue in the downtown of whatever main town in Sweden has.
I don't know where that is.
But it's a popular Swedish statue, which seems to be a Bratty American black.
She looks like Travis Scott.
Actually, it looks like Travis Scott's album, Astro World, was it?
Travis Scott is the rapper who, I believe, impregnated Kylie Jenner.
The Caitlin Jenner's family.
There we go.
The Jenners, Bruce Jenner's children, almost exclusively date black rappers.
Occasionally one of them will date a black athlete, but they love their rappers over there in the Jenner family, probably because OJ was such a big part of their childhood.
And we know how well that turned out for OJ Zach.
So I'm not sure why growing up with OJ makes one more inclined to be with African-American men of color, but it did.
But yeah, so that's a popular statue in Sweden now.
I don't know what it has to do with Sweden, but look at the guy who made it.
No, that's the statue.
The guy who made it looks very different.
His name is Bjorn Konelmaaln.
And of course, he's wearing a kafaya.
Ladies and gentlemen of the hipster artist world, if you're wearing a kafaya, it means you're anti-Semitic.
That means I don't like Jews, but it's a cool way to not like Jews.
Nazis don't like Jews in an uncool way.
If you hate Israel and you're pro-Palestine, then it's a cool, dope, totally ill anti-Semitic.
That's Travis Scott anti-Semitism, not Nazi anti-Semitism.
In fact, what's the difference there?
Nazis are white people who hate Jews.
Palestinians are brown people that hate Jews.
So it's not the hating the Jews that's the problem.
It's the one doing the hating.
They have to be brown.
Got it.
Speaking of brown, I think I can squeeze in a few more videos.
This is usually we do the one last viral video of the show, but this is a TV party show.
So we're going to...
I like TV party personally.
Okay.
I want to show these guys getting out of the car.
Do you have that?
18 people getting out of the car.
Now, where is this?
This is Dominican Republic?
DR. Homo, Presidente Bir.
One.
It's easy to fit a kid in a car.
Two.
And we already started with one, so that's three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
What do we got there?
Seven.
Maybe he's not counting the baby.
We do have a different count.
Eight.
How the hell?
This is a clown car.
Nine.
Ten.
This would be a good prank if they're all crawling in from the other side.
He's saying that's enough.
I don't want any more.
No, we got more.
Eleven.
Why do they have to come out the same door?
I see plenty more in there.
12.
Look at that.
13.
That is actually an amazing feat.
How did you do that?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
There's some junk and trunk.
Look at that.
Wow.
But if you're in DR, 14, 15, 16, 17.
And I think I saw a female in the passenger seat making 18.
Where are you going?
Dominican Republic, where are you trying to sneak into?
Haiti?
Like, I don't understand where the car is going.
Maybe they came from Haiti.
Oh, now we're getting You know what's fun about going around the Caribbean and other third world areas is you see all these slightly better shit holes complaining about illegal immigration.
Like in Bermuda, they are so sick of Jamaicans coming in illegally.
And it's fun watching the local news there because you can see non-whites saying the same thing we say, but without the stigma of racism.
All right, so that's a lot.
Now let's try to see if we can at least get one person out of a car.
That's Sveld Illegals from Haiti, ostensibly.
And this is one American trying to get out of one car.
That's how she does.
Let's see how she does.
Come on, babe.
Wait, is that it?
And then squeeze in.
turn around and then push my leg in and Turn it up?
I mean, but as you can see, not very well.
My feet can barely reach the pedal because I have to put the seat so far back.
I uh can't reach the pedal.
No, I'm six foot tall.
I'm tall.
Yeah, tall's the problem.
Hey, car companies.
Just pause.
Is she honestly saying that the problem with her is that she's tall?
Or is she saying I have to put the seat so far back, I should be able to reach the pedals?
Yeah, no, she's saying I have to put the seat too far back.
Yeah, you got to put the seat too far back because you're gigantic.
Is this my fault?
Is this General Motors' fault?
Turn it up here.
I don't quite catch her tone.
Because her tone should be, I screwed up.
Turn it up.
Because in the way of that, there's no room for my head because I have to sit so high up.
I hate driving.
I hate getting out and driving because it's claustrophobic.
It's such a good thing.
She get out of the car.
You don't need a seatbelt, lady.
What are you going to do?
Fly out the front windshield?
It doesn't even work.
You are an airbag.
I can't even get it out.
The worst she's going to do is maybe break her nose on the steering wheel.
Maybe.
That's it.
Yeah, that's it.
As far as a seatbelt.
Totally useless.
So whose bad is this?
Whose fault is this?
Alright, get out.
I thought this was.
No, no.
Go back to it.
I thought she couldn't get out of the car.
That's how we introduced this.
I'm tired of it.
So.
Here's the fun part, getting back out.
Alright, here we go.
We got 18 out.
Here we go.
Now try to do this with a purse and a bag of groceries.
It's almost impossible.
I've scratched my head.
So the solution to our problem is drive less.
If you're so fat that driving is hell, drive less.
Isn't that how it goes?
If walking tires you out because you weigh 600 pounds, stop walking.
All right, we're getting too serious here.
We are totally and utterly out of time.
But I want to show you something that I find very interesting.
I've often thought that music reflects its environment.
Country music sounds like the country.
Rap, urban music sounds like the projects, people yelling.
Japanese music sounds like you're in Japan.
And even, you know, rock and roll, like blue collar for the weekend.
I just can't wait.
That riff, that BTO riff.
Working for the week, working overtime.
That's right.
Doesn't that sound like a factory?
Did a little in it.
Banana na na.
Did a little in it.
Da na na na na.
And I think we enjoy music as a way of playing with our environment.
So here's the sounds I always hear.
Can you put those in a repetitive way and I can just sort of play with my environment?
It's almost a celebration of the environment you're in.
And I'm listening to this vet.
It's a 65 Corvette.
Friend of mine's dad has been working on it for 10 years.
And it's finally done.
I'm not a big car guy.
I think he's got 650 horsepower, big block.
It's a C5 front, Z Z R1 rear frame.
I don't know, okay?
I guess that means it's not all the same, the proper shell.
You know how they're supposed to be true to the original?
Alright, so listen to this song.
Okay, now listen to Hot for Teacher by Van Halen.
let's hear the 65 corvette again Alex Van Halen's double bass is popular because it sounds like a muscle car.