All Episodes
Previous Next
Jan. 9, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
39:56
Get Off My Lawn #61 | Black Gold
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
live from new york it's get off my lawn with gavin mcinnis
Oh, well, in five years' time, we could be walking around as it gotta let the beginning of the song come in, right?
That was No In the Whale.
They're from London.
Charlie Fink's the guy doing the vocals.
They was around for about eight years, very successful little indie bands, but they got bald.
You know?
They wanted to go solos.
And Charlie Fink, you know what he ended up doing?
He writes for the Lorax.
He does all the music for a kid's show.
And he bloody loves it.
I understand.
I mean, imagine being in a band and having...
I played it at my daughter's fifth birthday, five years' time.
But imagine just on tour every night.
It's like the court has sentenced you to some sort of bizarre probation, some punishment for writing a pop song.
I feel sorry for musicians.
It's fun in your early 20s.
You get laid and stuff and party and get wasted and you don't get hungover.
But imagine being over 30 and having to perform the same songs every night.
I mean, what's hell?
What if you get sick of it?
What?
Plus the fans get sick of the music.
Imagine how sick of it you would get.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't need to hear that song ever again.
I listen to it once every five years.
Black Gold, we'll be talking about the Golden Globe shortly.
We have Count Dankula on the line.
That's the guy who taught his pug to Zeke Heil and is looking at, well, one of the suggestions was five years in prison for teaching a dog to Zeke Heil because it would lead to genocide.
Although there's no evidence of that ever happening.
I mean, even taking this seriously for a tenth of a second is absurd.
We're also going to talk to Troy Warden.
He's a Berkeley Republican who was being terrorized by Antifa.
And what they do is they put a restraining order on you, and then they go near you.
And all of a sudden, your behavior is restricted by their restraining order.
So you're using the law as your own personal gang.
And he fought and won.
Over the course of the past few days, we'll be talking to him about it.
And I think it's pretty interesting because I'm seeing a change here.
Like, can you put up that Berkeley thing about the police?
You know, we saw people interrogating the police during the riots, the Milo thing, saying, what are you doing?
Why are you sitting here in the car?
And they'd say, well, you'll have to ask my fellow, you'll have to ask the chief of police about that.
And we heard from Stickman that the police were whispering to him, we're on your side, dude.
This is bullshit.
But Jesse Aguera, the mayor of Berkeley, where Troy's from, just turn the volume off, Dave.
We don't need to hear it.
Jesse Aguera told the police to stand down.
He told them they couldn't do their jobs.
And what's happening now?
A huge backlash.
The cops are quitting.
They're not getting new cops to sign up.
They've ruined the police force.
They've ruined the authorities.
Isn't that beautiful?
That's what you get when you meddle.
We'll also, yes, we talked Troy, Count Ancula, Golden Globes.
That's going to eat up most of our time.
We'll watch a funny viral video at the end.
Let's get started.
The Golden Globes, Black Magic.
Oh, me too.
This stops now.
They wore black because they don't want to get raped anymore.
Is it just me or have celebrities lost their luster?
The days of glorious celebrities, the royalty of America, have lost their sheen.
And now they all look like Charlie Sheen.
When you see them, don't you just sort of feel grossed out?
Like when I look at these women, these Hollywood starlets, I think, you slept with Harvey Weinstein.
You allowed yourself to be molested and you didn't go to the cops.
You knew.
You let it happen and you condoned it.
You let it happen to other women by not calling the police because you wanted to make more money.
You're just very expensive prostitutes at the end of the day.
And I don't know.
I was watching it last night with my wife and I'm looking at them all and I just felt disgusted.
Like Mira Servino, she didn't sleep with Harvey Weinstein and she's not disgusting to me.
She had her career ruined and she was brave enough to say, no, you're not doing that to me.
You're disgusting.
Great.
She can complain.
She can wear black.
But the rest of them, you're all complicit in this.
You can't just put on a black gown, a big low scooping black gown with your tits hanging out and say, I'm against rape.
I may have known.
I may have let it happen.
I may have all but condoned it.
But now that it's popular, I'm going to make this all about sexual assault.
We had Oprah Winfrey up there talking about how it's really kind of Trump's fault and white men's fault.
No, no, Oprah, it's your fault.
You are the one seen with Harvey Weinstein all the time.
And does she think for one millisecond that we think that she didn't know?
Everyone knew in Hollywood.
It was the running joke.
They riffed about it on stage years and years ago.
Everyone knew and they love, they love Roman Polanski.
They talk about the casting couch all the time.
Now they're pretending they just heard about it.
I didn't know casting couch was a term.
And by the way, Oprah, aren't you a lesbian?
Isn't that kind of insulting?
You're so ashamed of being a lesbian.
You can't come out of the closet.
What does that say to other lesbians?
That says, stay in the closet.
Don't be proud of who you are.
She's got billions of dollars, but she wouldn't dare jeopardize any future monies by becoming unattractive, especially to her black constituents, Because white people like black people that are cool with black people.
So if she comes out as gay, that'll be bad for her black following, and then whites won't like her as much because she'll be less authentic.
So she goes, all right, I'll pretend that I'm in love with this Stedman guy.
Her and Stedman are madly in love.
Who believes that?
Anyway, what a shit show.
What a disgusting group of people.
And I've always thought of celebrities as vile human beings.
But I feel like, and this is just my gut instinct, but I feel like the rest of America is now sharing in this disdain.
And they're going, ugh.
Which brings us to Tommy Waiseau.
If you're not familiar with The Room, it is clearly the worst movie ever made.
And James Franco managed to take this cult classic and make it way better.
He does Tommy Waiseau.
That's the guy who wrote the worst movie ever, Tommy Waizo.
James Franco does Tommy Waiseau better than Tommy Waiseau.
I don't like this glare on the screen.
Sorry, folks.
It's not very professional in music.
So his movie, The Disaster Artist, won, and it deserved it.
I've been a big fan of the room for a long time.
In fact, in my movie, Creative Control, you'll notice there's a scene where I get up and I say to the guy I'm talking to, the star of the film, I go, you're my favorite customer.
Little shout out to the room there.
But it was fun seeing Tommy on the big screen, still wearing his two belts.
It was fun, too, watching the audience as Oprah was talking.
You know that one little quip you would say to your buddy, like when she was sitting up there saying, this ends now.
White men and Trump are raping us.
You know, if someone had leaned over and go, who here hasn't been screwed by Harvey Weinstein?
Some little quip, if the camera caught you, sort of going, you'd lose millions of dollars.
So they're all like trained dogs just watching the screen, watching Oprah going, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I love it.
They're actors.
That's what they do.
One of the funniest points, though, was this chick.
I think she's from Friday Night Lights, Connie Britton.
She's in Smilf.
Single mother, I'd like to f ⁇ .
That's the kind of caliber we're dealing with here.
I'm punk rock, and I'm offended by the content on TV.
It's too rude.
But she wore a $380 custom sweatshirt that says, poverty is sexist.
I don't know what the hell that means.
First of all, it's not true.
Walk outside, Connie.
Walk around New York City.
Walk near my office from Rockefeller Center.
Just have a little look at the homeless people.
Do you see a disproportionate number of one gender there?
Yes, they're called men.
They're called bums.
There's a smattering of bag ladies.
You see maybe one or two a day, but you see about 50 bums.
And when you picture, Sheila Gunread was talking about this on Twitter.
When you picture a homeless veteran, what do you picture?
Do you picture a woman or a man?
Poverty is sexist, yes, towards men.
I'm sorry, but when she wore that sweatshirt, she made all women look stupid.
How's that first sexist?
What else happened there?
Oh, I Tanya.
I noticed it was pronounced weird too during the ceremonies.
They would say things like, and the award goes to Itanya.
Itanya, what is it?
Some Zulu warrior princess?
Itanya?
It's I Tanya.
This is a story of Tanya Harding, and they made it all about class, and it's true.
By the way, this movie might be the best movie of the year.
It was brilliant.
This woman, what's her name there?
Forget her name.
She's a chick that was in that other movie there.
I should do movie reviews.
This is the chick from that other thing, and it also stars the guy from that thing and that other guy with the mustache.
But this is a recreation of a documentary.
So they do this sort of talking to the camera thing, and they rehash it all, but it's from actual interviews.
You just couldn't show the actual interviews because they're VHS.
They look like crap.
So they just redid a documentary and made it real.
And you go in and out of the story.
It's like a retelling of the story.
Brilliant.
And you see that, you know, she's supposed to come out the hero and it's all about class.
And the trope is that classism exists in America and people that are white trash are treated like they're trash.
But what didn't really make it to the frontal lobe of Hollywood is the classists were right.
The judges would judge her harshly because they didn't want her in figure skating.
They didn't think her type belonged in figure skating, but they were right.
She ended up, she's white trash, she attracted trash, she married a piece of trash.
He couldn't handle figure skating, so he got, what's her name, Nancy Kerrigan's knee blown out.
So the judges said, I don't like Tanya.
She attracts bad people.
She attracts trash.
She attracted trash.
Trash damaged a figure skater and figure skating in general.
Tanya Harding shouldn't have been there.
The judges were right to ostracize her.
Now, I'm not a classist, so I think white trash belong everywhere.
I like white trash more than middle class, that's for sure.
I like really rich people and really poor people.
They're both equally fun to hang out with.
The middle class are annoying.
But that's not what this movie tells you.
And by the way, the movie also says that Tanya Harding knew they were going to send a threatening letter.
Her contention is she didn't know they're going to smash the knee.
She thought it was just going to be a death threat.
That's f ⁇ ed up.
If that's your buddy and that's your Olympic competitor, then don't send them death threats.
So even her most innocent version of events is pretty dark.
And that's a sign of a good movie, by the way.
When it takes you to a place that you didn't think you'd end up.
I don't think they intentionally did that, but I was sitting there learning the merits of classism when I watched it.
Yeah, there was some other weird scenes.
There was one scene they're about to present an award.
Oprah's just talked about rape, and she was raped by her uncle.
Like penis, boners, everything horrible, worst kind of rape you could imagine.
You don't want it in your head to think about it.
So she makes us think about it, links it to Trump somehow.
Way to use your victimhood as a blowtorch, A flamethrower and just aim it at everything you don't like.
I was raped.
But, oh, you got it.
Good.
So check out this little ruining moment.
Play it, Dave.
And here are the all-male nominees.
And then they show the nominees.
So now you're a rapist.
And they cut to each guy who's going, yeah.
And he gets up.
He didn't say this, but it was the guy, the guy who does the fancy, scary stuff, Spanish guy.
And he says, he should have said, sorry, I'm not a woman.
And that brings me to something I got in a fight with the missus about last night.
Why should there be more female directors?
It is a male job.
It's like firefighter.
I've been on movie sets.
A director is not a painter.
It's not that creative.
It's very utilitarian.
It's very mathematical.
And it takes a lot of confrontation.
You have to get this angle, you have to get that angle, you have to get the wide.
If an actor sucks, you have to yell at him.
Sometimes you have to fire him.
Like Back to the Future, they had the dude, Eric Stoltz from Mask.
They had him do it, and they go, this guy's not funny.
So they stopped shooting Back to the Future and got Michael J. Fox to reshoot the whole beginning.
That's what a director does.
That takes huge balls to say, everyone, shut up.
I've had enough of this talking on the set.
All right, guys, you get out of here.
You come over here.
No, no, no.
You know what?
Take your shirt off.
Do it with your shirt off.
Do some push-ups, first.
I want you to look tired, and I want you to be gasping.
That's a male kind of a job.
Now, sure, I'm sure there are women who are good at it.
There's Maggie Thatcher, there's Barbara Corcoran, there's Candace Millard is a great female writer who does beautiful historical stories.
There's Laura Hilderbrand who did Unbroken.
I'm not saying women can't do these jobs.
I'm saying that when something's predominantly male, like say boxing, don't keep forcing women in there and say, it has to be 50-50.
No, it doesn't.
It's a male job.
If it ends up being 95% male, 5% female, that's fine, okay?
I don't see you arguing for them getting into sanitation.
So shut up about directors having to be women.
Why do I watch things like the Golden Globes?
All I do is yell at my wife the whole show.
I no longer feel I have to be James Dean.
And she'll say, yeah, well, I feel all free.
Remember this guy?
That's Troy Warden.
He's a college Republican over at Berkeley.
And Yvette Falerca, an Antifa academic, one of the many types of Antifas there are out there.
And the most powerful ones, I think, are the academics.
Them and the politicians are intertangled.
She filed a restraining order against him.
And that's a trick, a legal trick that the alt-left does, where they give college Republicans restraining orders.
Then they go near him and say, hey, you're violating your restraining order.
So it's ridiculous.
It's a trick that used to work.
But Troy got himself legal representation, stood up for himself, decided to fight it, and won.
Troy, are you there, sir?
I am, Gavin.
Thank you for having me on.
Thank you for coming on the show.
I'm just reading.
I get my news from Instagram now, and I'm reading some Fox News Instagrams.
Antifa member ordered to pay legal fees of Berkeley Conservative over attempted restraining order.
Berkeley teacher, Yvette Falarka, arrested at Patriot Prayer March.
Judge orders Antifa teacher to pay conservative student thousands in damages.
Now, if you're a rookie and you don't know this story, you'd go, well, he was clearly stalking her and she wanted a restraining order.
Why should she have to pay his legal bills?
Well, here's the thing, Gavin.
We essentially proved that all our allegations of stalking were completely false.
And upon proving that to the court, they decided to award us around $11,000 in attorney's fees and costs.
Yes.
So she has to pay up, and we're going to make sure we get our fair share by any means necessary.
That's wonderful.
I like you quoting Malcolm X there.
That's very symbolic.
But yeah, we had you on the show earlier.
We said we'd check in.
And as you explained in the previous show, the restraining order is a trick where you use the courts, use the police as your gang, and you give a restraining order on this guy.
Then you go near him and say, hey, he's violating his restraining order.
Look, he's near me.
Well, you know, the incredible thing is after the court handed out the ruling, her attorney, who she flew in from Michigan, claimed that this was somehow proof that women are discriminated against by the court system, and that if women don't pursue permanent restraining orders, then they're going to have to pay up.
But the thing is, they didn't even have good enough faith to continue to pursue their own case.
They actually gave up after the judge took away the temporary restraining order.
They gave up on their own case.
And so I think it just goes to show that if you have the proper legal representation, like I did from Mark Moiser and the Dillon Law Group, then you're able to save your First and Second Amendment rights.
You will not be bullied by these people if you stand up for yourself and don't take any of this kind of legal intimidation or abuse of the justice system.
But what if you weren't lucky enough to have that legal team?
What if you were just a schmo and no one knew about your case and she decided that she was going to use a restraining order to screw you over?
You might be in jail.
Well, the incredible thing would be that I, as a 21-year-old student at Berkeley, would have to avoid certain parts of campus that she would be on.
I could not own a firearm for self-protection, even though she's a violent individual.
She's been in court multiple times for inciting a riot, for resisting arrest, for assault.
If I didn't have the generous representation of the Dillon Law Group and other attorneys like Mark Moiser, I would not be here able to possess a weapon to defend myself or even to exercise my fundamental First Amendment rights.
So this is very concerning.
If students don't have this kind of help in California and across the nation, then essentially these Antifa groups, who always have pro bono lawyers, who always have lawyers who are Willing to file frivolous lawsuits for free, they're going to be able to walk all over us.
So I think this sends a clear and decisive message to Yvette Falarca and her Antifa organization, by any means necessary, that they cannot and they will not be able to intimidate us.
They have filed at least three other suits within the last year, I believe, against other students, against other people they disagree with, and all of those motions have been dismissed in some form or another.
Well, this could be a turning point, because if you recall a couple years ago, Jesse Aguerra, the mayor of Berkeley, who is a proud Facebook pal of Yvette and Antifa groups, BAM by any means necessary, he was using the police as pawns.
And he was saying, you can't arrest these guys, but you have to disarm these Republicans.
And he facilitated the Milo riots.
And now we're seeing Yvette being told, no, you can't use the police as your personal gang.
And we're noticing that I just showed a video before this about Berkeley police resigning en masse.
So I feel like there's a backlash going on now.
And the city's had enough of this bullshit.
Well, let me tell you something, Gavin.
I actually met with the mayor in person last year in the fall.
And there are things that politicians will tell you in private they are unwilling to say in public or that takes them a while to say in public.
So I think what we're seeing with the Berkeley Police Force, with the University of Berkeley Police Force, I think we're seeing a realization among law enforcement that they have their hands tied.
They are literally handcuffed.
They cannot do their duty and protect citizens.
And I also know people who have connections to the University of Berkeley Police Department, and they are also not happy.
If the rank and file do not like what their superiors are ordering them to do, and they certainly don't like what the politicians are saying.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You said that you had a private meeting with Jesse and alluded to some hot gossip and then didn't say it.
What did he say to you in private?
Well, I don't want to violate the confidence I have with the mayor of Berkeley, but I do want to say that the mayor of Berkeley was critical publicly of Antifa eventually, once he saw that there was so much backlash against what was going on in his city.
And I can tell you, he is not a dumb person.
He is absolutely aware of what these thugs are doing to his city.
And even he, even for political purposes, cannot put up with this any longer.
So I think we are seeing a turning point.
I think the main problem, the main issue going forward will be whether or not university campuses will allow conservatives to actually even bring speakers like Miley Yiannopoulos or Ann Coulter to college campuses.
Right now, the problem, I think, is not so much violence or riots.
I think Berkeley taught people a lesson.
But I think the real danger is that universities are going to start implementing very draconian policies on student groups and requiring them to pay for a lot of security and basically tax their free speech out of existence.
I think that's the main worry.
And that's why I think lawsuits against certain universities have to continue to be fought in order to ensure that legally these universities are obligated to respect everyone's free speech rights, not just those of conservative groups, but everyone.
Yeah, I think you're right.
I think colleges eventually, I don't know, they have to shit or get off the pot.
I mean, they have to realize that they're going to lose donors, they're going to lose credibility, and these kids are going to school to come out dumber.
They're learning less.
You know what I mean?
They're learning how the world shouldn't work.
It's not a good lesson anymore.
You're teaching them not to debate, not to be confronted with ideas, not to have any kind of rigor in their thought process, and that makes you dumb.
That's what dumb is.
I mean, you have to get a university education in order to believe some of the dumbest things out there.
And that's true of Berkeley as well.
That's really what I have to say on that topic.
Well, congratulations on this victory.
And I don't think it's small.
I think it's indicative of a major change in the way the academia and the far left deal with reality.
Yeah, no, I definitely think that once you start pushing back, once you start getting professional legal representation, so many doors are open to us.
I think that as long as we continue to show that these people, these anarchists, can abuse the legal system and that they are subject to the law, I think you're going to see a change in behavior because at the end of the day, they're cowards.
Couldn't have said it better myself, Troy.
Thank you for coming on the show.
Thank you for having me on, Gavin.
Bye, buddy.
Wherever you go, there'll be love, love, love.
Do you remember this guy?
I've been talking to him for a few years now, but he's on trial for teaching his girlfriend's pug, Tizzy Kyle.
He's looking at a year in prison for this because it is a smokescreen, according to the Scottish courts.
It is a smokescreen that is being used to encourage genocide.
He wants to amass the Jews of Scotland into a large soccer stadium and gas them.
That is what the court is saying.
And Count Denkela's defense is, A, I'm not doing that.
It was a joke because my girlfriend likes her dug too much.
And I wanted to make the Doug seem unappealing as a joke.
But B, what Nazi would get a pug on board as a PR stunt?
That's absolutely mental, by the way.
But Scotland has become a mental country.
So we just had the trial.
It had been delayed.
It just happened on, I believe, Friday.
And it was postponed again.
But it is looking like he could be facing jail.
And jail's not a good place to be in Glasgow, by the way.
You could get told.
Let's talk to him about it right now.
Danky, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here, man.
How's it going?
Are you there, you wee scrub?
You wee jammy dodger, you wee shite.
I've been a bit of a naughty boy.
You might have held.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm for Scotland as well, and I like to keep in touch.
And one thing I've always loved about Scotland is this bravery, this fearlessness that's in their pattern.
For example, I was doing in their pub in Lead House, and there's a wee, it's a wee Wayne, a wee kiddie, and you put money in him.
He's for the children, you know, like a wee statue.
And he's got a coin slot in his head.
And that's for the starving children and all that.
And someone had drawn a Hitler mustache on his face and a wee swastika on his arm.
You know?
And that was just a little rural pub in Lead Hills.
And I thought, that's Scotland in a nutshell.
Like, nothing is sacred to them.
And then I turn around and we see this.
Sorry for such a long intro question, but then we turn around and I see this sign in Scotland.
It says, sectarian language, which I had to Google.
It means any sort of separate language, a language where you identify the other, as they say in college, will lead to jail time.
What happened to Scotland?
I have no idea what happened here, man.
We used to be very, very crass.
We used to really not give a shit about anything.
It was a case of, we'll say whatever the hell we want.
Like, don't like it, toughen the f ⁇ up.
That used to be the nature.
That used to be...
That doesn't seem to be the case anymore.
Personally, I blame the SNP.
If I'm being honest, they're the guys that kind of reign supreme just now.
And we're probably the only nation in the world where our nationalist party is far left.
Yeah.
which doesn't make any sense.
Well, in Scotland, it's always about being un-English or doing the opposite of what they, They look at what America does and they say, okay, I'm not that.
So the Scots see the English, they look kind of pro-Israel.
So they go, okay, we're pro-Palestine.
They see the English as, I don't know, not being politically correct enough.
Okay, we're going to go off the Richter scale with political correctness.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
That seems to be the case here.
We've always wanted to outdo England.
Anytime the English football team are playing any country, no matter who that country is, we support them because we just want them to beat England.
That's how it works.
Well, that's funny, but this has now gone beyond funny.
And you know what's weird too?
That sign I was talking about on the subway, any sectarian language will get you sent to prison.
Sectarian means separate.
The Scottish National Party wants to separate.
What's more sectarian than separating from Britain?
That's the thing, is these laws just encourage more division.
Like, that's something that's been proven over and over again.
See if someone, for example, walks through the street and is screaming, I hate Catholics.
He gets arrested and charged with hate speech laws, gets dragged through the court for years and stuff like that, just like I am.
See the end of that entire grilling process.
Do you think he's going to hate Catholics any less?
He's going to hate them more.
Yeah.
Definitely well.
You see that here in America with this politicization of everything.
They call someone alt-right, alt-right, Nazi, Nazi.
That guy gets fired.
No one wants to hang out with him.
Then Richard Spencer is hanging around going, hey, I'll hang out with you.
And eventually, a lot of them go, all right, maybe I'll try this Nazi thing.
That is exactly it.
I don't know if you've seen the famous video of Jared Taylor.
He actually said himself that he is so, so happy with everything that the far left are doing because, in his own words, he says it is bringing more and more people into our arms.
He actually said that himself.
They love the far left because all the far left are doing just now is bolstering the alt-right's numbers.
Yeah.
That's what they're doing.
That's why we're always making videos telling the far left, shut the f ⁇ up.
You are making the problem worse and they just won't listen.
Well, the problem with all these analogies, too, is you're talking about guilty people.
Now, the crazy thing about your case is come at it from any angle you want.
Pretend that he is a Nazi and he was trying to make your dog named Buddha, you're trying to make your girlfriends pug Siegel because you're a passionate Nazi.
Let's pretend that's the case.
What a terrible pitch man you are.
What a terrible case you're making.
What Nazis are going to be happy with this pug program?
I can't imagine.
You've got these documentaries out there, you know, like The Greatest Story Never Told by Dennis Wise.
You can go online and buy copies of Met Kampf.
You can literally see all of Hitler's speeches and all of his writings and absolutely everything like that.
And all of this exists and is freely available for everyone to view online.
And despite all that, the courts seem to think that people are going to watch a video of Mad Dog lifting its paw, and that's going to be the tipping point.
People are going to look at that and go, you know what?
That little Chinese absolute abomination of genetics has a point.
That's what the courts are trying to say.
I mean, I'm sorry.
Every time you and I talk, we just keep repeating the same thing, but I think it's because we can't get over it.
Now, it also does get more absurd as it goes on.
Like, in the trial, they implied that deep down, which by the way, deep down is none of anyone's business.
It's none of the court's business what my feelings are deep, deep down.
But anyway, they want to go deep into your soul, and they claim deep in your soul, you have a master plan that involves getting all the Jews in Scotland, which I guess is what, like 40, and putting them in a soccer stadium where they are then somehow gassed.
I don't know where the nozzles are.
I don't know why it doesn't dissipate up through the top, but that's your plan.
Yeah, the claim that the prosecutor made was that I secretly am a Nazi and I am using Buddha as a smokescreen.
That was literally his word, smokescreen, to disguise my Nazi views and to sanitize my video.
Where my video isn't really a joke, I am secretly a Nazi trying to spread Nazi propaganda in a sanitized way.
That's the claim that he's trying to make.
And it got to the point where the claim was so ridiculous that Lauren Southern's cameraman had to walk out of the courtroom because he couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous that claim sounded.
It's just believable.
And you know, as you say this, I sit here and I think: so, what if he did?
Like, not you, but take a Nazi in Scotland.
There's probably one in the entire country.
Let's take that one Nazi.
Go ahead, make a bunch of videos on YouTube.
Use your dog.
I don't care.
Yeah, I think it's, I don't know why they keep trying to say, oh, this will encourage violence towards Jews.
Well, show me an example.
Show me an example where a video of my dog lifting its paw has brought physical harm to a Jewish person.
It's not happened, and it's never going to happen.
And I could provide you hundreds of examples of Islam leading to violence against Jews.
I could talk to you about Jews having to leave Paris en masse because they feel so threatened by Muslim refugees there.
There's plenty of examples there, but the Pug epidemic doesn't exist.
I'm pretty sure that Islam has a certain book that I won't mention, which actually kind of, you know, encourages that kind of thing.
It's actually pretty centric to the religion.
Tread lightly.
Tread lightly.
Oh, man, it's pissing in the ocean at this point.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, last question.
Where are you getting the money for all this?
This is getting a wee bit dear, is it no?
All of my funds at the moment kind of pretty much come from YouTube.
I would probably say that YouTube is my primary job, but I also do work with a friend.
And my friend knows everything about the case.
He knows that I'm not a Nazi.
In fact, on my first day of work, he started playing Nazi army marching music and goose stepping through the workplace.
And I was just looking at him like, what the f ⁇ are you doing?
And he was like, I'm just trying to make you feel at home.
I was just like, so I'm not going to be fired from there because the general public know that I'm not a Nazi.
Even if people go, the joke was in bad taste, but Jesus Christ, leave the guy alone.
So all of my funds at the moment are coming from that job and also from YouTube as well.
And I did actually get a fundraiser in regards to my legal fees.
We needed to raise like £12,000 and we managed to reach that target within eight hours.
Fantastic.
That's how much the public think that this trial is complete bull.
Yeah, I've never spoken to anyone who doesn't.
In fact, the hardest thing about this trial is telling people what it is and having them understand that you're actually looking at jail and not just a year, but they tried to increase it to five years in prison.
Yeah, they did.
Luckily, the judge refused that request by the prosecution.
So I was sitting there like, I was just sort of completely taken aback.
Like the prosecution, I was like, holy shit, this guy doesn't just want to win.
He wants to make sure I go away for the maximum amount of time possible.
I was just sort of sitting there like that, like, Jesus, like, it was a joke.
Like, five years in prison for a joke, you think that's suitable?
Like, I was just totally blown away by it.
But luckily, the judge, I think the judge kind of seen through it.
And the judge went, no, I refuse that request.
So, you know, this is a war on jokes, and it's a war on fun.
Ultimately, the far left are like the Victorians.
You know, it's the new Victorians, and they're really against fun at the end of the day.
Oh, yeah, big time.
Like, it's just that I just don't comprehend the fact that it's blatantly a joke.
And I think deep down, like, they know that it's a joke.
They just possibly think, like, oh, how can we use this to make some gain?
How can we do this?
It's a big virtue signal.
That's what people are describing the trial as.
It's a gigantic attempt at a virtue signal that has backfired.
And instead of just going, okay, you know what?
We were wrong.
The guy's clearly a comedian.
It was clearly a joke.
We back off and we apologise.
They are instead doubling down on their original mistake, which is all it's doing is snowballing it and making it worse.
Because see how at this point that we're at, regardless of how they try, I could get a not guilty, I could get a guilty, I could get community service, or I could get, you know, the entire length of time in prison.
The damage has been done to the reputation of the procurator fiscal, the police, and the court system in Scotland.
The damage is done.
And this is something that people will not soon forget.
So I think at this moment in time, they just kind of want to get me now.
I think they realise that they're fed up.
You know, that stain is going to remain on them forever.
So I think just now they just kind of want to get me.
That's what it feels like now.
Well, I think something in your favour is all the media attention you're getting because it embarrasses them further.
And we will continue to put the screws on them and make sure that everybody knows what is going on with Danke.
See, if it wasn't for everyone pointing attention at this, like, I would be screwed.
See, if no one was watching, then I kind of feel that the prosecution would be like, we can do whatever the f we want.
Right?
But I think, see, because there are so many eyes on this case and the public have made it very clear we're watching, that's why they're a bit terrified about what they should do and how they should act and everything like that.
Because I feel if people weren't watching this, the prosecution would be pulling every single sketchy trick in the book.
They definitely would be.
But the fact that so many people are watching is probably what is kind of saving me at the moment.
And that's why I'm really, really thankful that, you know, decent people are actually doing videos and interviewing me and stuff like that.
Not the mainstream media.
I don't even think they count as people, if I'm being honest at this point.
All right, we've got to go, Danky.
I hope you get well soon, by the way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I've tried to hide my illness.
Sorry, man.
No problem.
Cheerio.
See you later, dude.
Wherever you go, there'll be love, love.
Here's an oldie but a goodie.
Remember this?
Remember the women's march where they all wore hijabs?
I bring this up because we have Iran finally waking up to the totalitarian regime that is Islam over there.
Women are taking off their hijabs as a show of empowerment.
The same hijabs they were screaming about in 1979 where they said, I don't want to wear this, took them a while, but they're finally fighting back.
And feminists here in the West are completely silent.
I think it's because they realize how idiotic the women's march was with those stupid pussy hats based on a joke and American flag hijabs.
And my favorite moment of the American flag hijab was when, just a split second of it here, was when a man was putting it on.
So that's, by the way, totally offensive to Islam.
So it's so bad, it's good at this point.
But look at this boob.
American flag hijab.
What an imbecile.
And then they're all lining up to get the jobs put on them.
I mean, it was sexist in the way it portrayed women as total buffoons.
Oh my God.
These middle-class Trump-hating, rich boomer liberals are just so bad at logic.
Poverty is not sexist.
Logic is.
And if you see someone with a hijab go remotely near your home, just stop them before they even get close and go, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
▲
Export Selection