Episode 30 - A Shot In the Dark Part 4 - Hepatitis-B Vaccine
In this Episode, Candace of course, talks hella shit about the Hepatitis-B Vaccine, and we counter with actual truth, a few life stories, and a soda review at the end. As is our way, of course. But the links here correspond to items brought up over the course of the Episode.
British Journal of Medicine about AAHS:
https://ebm.bmj.com/content/26/6/285
FDA Recombivax Insert
https://www.fda.gov/files/vaccines,%20blood%20&%20biologics/published/package-insert-recombivax-hb.pdf
The FIST archive, where you can find our show and many others, transcripted:
Https://fight.fudgie.org
The Knowledge Fight subreddit site that was mentioned as a log of claims made on the Alex Jones Show
Https://Bland.Video
Lying through the headlines Candace in the lights Spinning tells so wild in the dead of a night Truth gets twisted, but we break it down right Hepatitis B ain't a game, it's our future in sight Thomas and Matt, gotta set the facts straight Proving their lies before it's too late We're
to retreat, hepatitis B safe, that's the heat of our beat.
Babies need protection, don't let that slip.
Shaking off the doubt, let the truth take a trip.
Vaccine ain't a villain, it's a lifeline.
We grip, gotta stand up strong, let the knowledge equip.
Power in the truth, let's lift up our voice Outro Music Gish Galo girls, spin the web of the sea.
But we stand together, ain't no chance of defeat.
Shoot this up, all we can make you retreat.
The tide is deep, say that's the heat of our beat.
To listen real close, take a stand for the youth.
Candice, watch out, we're here with the truth.
Okay, hello everybody.
Welcome to Gish Gallup.
Girl, this is episode 30. So it was pointed out last time, after I hit stop, that we never introduced ourselves in episode 29. Now, I feel like if you're this deep into the show, you know who the fuck we are.
But let's just take it from the top.
I'm Thomas Anderson, and with me, as always, is...
Matthew Anderson.
Yep, my son.
I almost fucked that up and said Christopher Anderson.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's not even close to your actual name.
What the fuck?
Hey, well, you just heard the Afro Trap version of our theme crafted by the AI songwriting platform Donna.
I understand that people have problems with AI and, you know, man, that's whatever.
That's you.
This is me.
We use it for the show because I paid 60 bucks for a year of the service.
I use it to help pad my D&D shit.
Yeah, so...
You know, it is what it is, man.
You like it or you don't.
I can't help that.
At any rate, this is episode 30 of the show.
We are still in the A Shot in the Dark series.
Unfortunately.
Oh, we're going to be in it for a while.
This week, though, we're talking about the hepatitis B vaccine.
So, before we get into this week's show, I want to thank the following people from Reddit.
Oh.
You slash, as in user, noentertainer4724, and you slash fudgy.
Noentertainer4724 put up a post on the Knowledge Fight subreddit about being a master's student who, together with a computer scientist friend, made a searchable archive of every comment on the Alex Jones show from band.video.
I read through his post and replied a big, big thank you because...
He mentioned a project that you slash Fudgie has made called fight.fudgie.org, also known as the FIST Archive.
Anyway, this archive follows the work of several alt-right and related shows as a resource, and also shows the pushback on them, such as Knowledge Fight, Louder Than Crowder, and so on.
I reached out to Fudgie and told them about our show here, and got included on the site.
So, to both of you, again, a massive thanks.
I don't do this for money or prestige, but it's nice to be included in such stuff.
As for someone else that replied in the same thread about how I plug the show often in the Knowledge Fight subreddit, well, I appreciate you being a listener as well, and I'm not going to stop plugging this show wherever I can do it.
First, I'm a fan of my own work, and I push this as much as I push anything else that I'm a fan of in this life.
Second, talking with like-minded people is a good way to grow the audience.
I get the point you made further in the replies, and I respect your take on the matter.
While I don't ever want to be seen as an annoyance, and I'm literally making nothing off this program, I'm actually paying money for it to exist, I'm going to keep mentioning the show when I can.
That's just how it is.
Links to both projects by the aforementioned Reddit peeps will be in the episode description.
On with the show.
This week we are continuing our coverage of Candace's series, A Shot in the Dark.
And before we start, I'm not certain if the Rumble account I mentioned in the last couple of episodes is a listener or not.
That would be Dennis BB.
But they did put up the missing episode of this series, which was episode 18. Oh.
On postpartum depression.
They actually got their hands on it?
Yeah, recently.
And I want to thank them for doing that.
Based on the other videos they posted, I can't imagine that this show is their cup of tea.
But I'm not going to bitch.
They've done us an incredible service as well.
Anyway, this episode is about the hepatitis B vaccine.
I'll let Candace get it going.
She starts off with comment reads based on her prior episodes, and her audio is much better in this episode than the previous ones.
It's more subdued.
Like, maybe they hired an actual sound engineer.
Who knows?
Anyway...
I thought you meant that it was another instance of...
Like, the one episode that she did where she was like...
Tired and just getting off of being sick and she actually sounded like somebody that I could listen to for hours on end?
Yeah, or the episode where she spoke with Xavier Poussard.
That's the fucking one.
Yeah, that's the one where she was very calm and measured.
This is a lot of that.
Okay.
This is a lot of that.
Well, even if it's going to be bullshit being spewed, at least it's going to be pleasant.
Delivered in a pleasant manner.
Yeah.
I swear, I think that was the secret of late-night infomercials when I was growing up.
See, you did not experience this, but there was a time in this world when on cable TV, right?
Let's say I'm watching South Park or something on Comedy Central, and it is now 2 in the morning.
Well, what usually happens between 2 and 6 or 7 a.m. on such channels would...
Be infomercials.
Paid commercials.
Paid for by the advertiser.
Because they kept mentioning that.
This is not part of our programming.
This is paid for by the advertiser.
It wasn't just on Comedy Central.
A lot of channels did this.
I get it.
They needed to make money.
Whatever.
Anyway.
So what would come on was usually like these 30 to 45 minute or hour long commercials for a certain product.
Or, like, you know, a real estate buying scam or some shit.
Yeah, there was a...
I remember when we had DirecTV for a little while there.
There was a channel on there that I...
I don't even remember, but it was about five channels that would all be running different infomercials 24-7.
And they were all labeled, like, the fucking...
What's the name of that fucking vacuum that everybody likes?
The Shark?
Well, there's the Shark, there's the Dyson.
Well, it was never Dyson.
Dyson always had the dignity of having normal fucking commercials.
It was Shark.
This channel would have four hours blocked out for just one long ass strung together, sewn together fucking Shark commercial.
Where it would be like the same old dude in all sets of it?
Yeah.
But like a different young hot female host who was supposed to be the relatable housewife that would be using this device?
Well, there was a company called, I think it was called Ronco.
Now, Ronco was famous for hawking all kinds of crazy shit.
One of them was the Pocket Fisherman.
It was a fishing rod and reel.
That you could fold up.
You couldn't necessarily put it in your pocket, but you could fold it up down really ridiculously.
And you'd take it out and fish with it.
Practically anywhere.
They also were the big pushers of the first home rotisserie ovens.
Rotisserie chicken took off in a big bad way.
And Ronco, for a while there, was selling the only rotisserie oven at home.
We had one, actually.
Did we?
We didn't have the Ronco version.
We had some other brand.
Okay.
But yeah, you season the chicken, you put it on the spit, and you put it in the thing, and it would cook it.
Okay.
It had coils on the top, and it would slowly cook the chicken.
And when it was done, man, it was done.
Yeah.
Which I gotta say, that's probably my absolute favorite way of cooking fucking whole chicken.
Yeah.
Yeah, there was all of that.
Yeah, Ronco had all kinds of crazy stuff that they would move, but they moved them mainly by way of infomercials.
Pasta machines were another one that they did for a long time.
The Hurricane.
The fucking cane that folds up.
Yeah, the Hurricane was one that was an infomercial for a little bit.
Well, anyway, let's get into Candice and bullshit.
Those products were cool because a lot of the time they actually worked.
Oh, yeah.
They'd actually work for a long fucking time.
This is just straight up bullshit.
Let's let her start talking though.
What's up everybody?
Welcome to episode 4 of A Shot in the Dark.
I can't believe we're already at episode 4. This has been such an exciting process and reading all of your comments has been amazing.
Last week we talked about circumcision, the circumcision decision, and some facts that I thought parents should know when they go into that decision making.
And the feedback that I got was phenomenal.
It was just...
I'm learning from you guys at the exact same time that you're learning from me and things I hadn't thought of.
It has been in the comment section and then people are sharing links with me and sharing stories.
So before we get into hepatitis B, which is the first vaccine that's offered to an infant right when they come out of the womb, I want to first just follow up and put a little ribbon, so to speak, on talking about vitamin K and circumcision by actually addressing some of your comments.
So this comment I thought was really interesting because I received multiple comments like this on Parler beneath the episode first.
So, this guy, I'm assuming his name must be Fraser, but it says, Again...
when I had no say, would never do it to my son about my boys, when I have kids that feel great about themselves in every way and wouldn't harm their organs.
Again, I I'm not saying that this is how every man feels, obviously it's not, but I had gotten so many comments like that from men that I wanted to address that because I never thought about that angle of what happens when that infant grows up.
If that surgery goes wrong, mothers were sharing many stories about when that little procedure went drastically wrong and how it did in the end sort of...
disfigure their sons and how guilty they felt about it, you know, and if they had known the risks associated with We are the caretakers.
We make the decisions as best as we can, but you are talking about how they will look permanently.
In the future.
Again, no judgment.
I just thought that was interesting enough to bring it up.
Okay.
So, I had hoped that we would not have to discuss peen again so soon.
But here we are.
So, let's briefly discuss how often circumcisions are botched.
Since Candice brought it up.
Thanks, Candice.
First, neonatal circumcisions being botched are relatively rare.
Since the people involved know what they're doing.
Anyway, in the USA, the incidence of botched events is about 0.5%.
That's pretty damn low.
According to a study published in the National Library of Medicine done between the years 2001 to 2010, other studies have put the number as low as 0.31% of being botched.
So it is very rare.
But that number goes up with the age of the patient.
Botched circumcisions are more common among the older children to adult ranges by a factor of 10% to 20%.
Makes sense.
I mean...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, as for sexual partners being all snooty when the dick comes out in this guy's life...
I have never heard of any person going through this unless the peen was obviously disfigured for whatever reason.
I don't know this commenter and I can't speak to their experience, but I have a hard time believing this since he used the term mates to describe his friends.
He could easily be from a British area where it is uncommon.
My advice?
Seek out Jewish women, I guess.
Or, better yet, maybe go to a physician because something tells me that it might not necessarily be the fact that you're circumcised that they're worried about, and maybe your dick just looks weird, and maybe you should see a healthcare professional about that.
Yeah.
Moving on.
People actually think Candace does research.
That's uncomfortable.
More importantly, I was flooded with comments on my Patreon account and beneath the video on Parler pertaining to what happens with the foreskin after the procedure.
I honestly had not even thought to ask this question.
So this came from Jen P. She said, I'm curious if in your research you have found what hospitals are doing with the circumcised foreskin as well as what's in the fine print when you sign off on having the procedure done.
My husband is in science and said that it is sold for scientific research, but I have no source other than him to back that up.
Wondering if it's something you have found in your quest.
Well, it wasn't something that I had found in my quest.
Because I wasn't thinking about it.
But guess what, Jen?
Because you said this and so many other people flooded my timeline on Parler asking me about that, I looked into it and I am mortified and I am sickened and I want to scream this from the top of a building so that every person is aware of this because this should certainly go into your thought process.
And I'm sure there are some exceptions of hospitals that don't do this, but yes.
Hospitals sell the baby foreskin.
I know.
If you're listening to this, you are just flabbergasted.
There's no way.
There's no way that they are selling the foreskin, and the answer is yes, there is a way.
This is America.
There's always a means to make money, and it makes me wonder if this is the reason behind the push.
To get parents to agree to get this done in the hospital because they know that they can make a ton of money off of it afterward by selling it.
Again, some people wrote to me and said that they specifically had an agreement with their hospital that said that they don't engage in that sale, so you should definitely check with the hospital that you are considering giving birth in if you decide to get a circumcision there.
This is happening.
And so one woman looked into this, wrote her whole article on it, and she hyperlinked it to Coriel Institute.
Coriel Institute is New Jersey.
This is one such place that sells it.
Again, guys, these links will all be made available on my Patreon account.
So for each episode, if you're like, what did Candice mention?
I want to look into that personally to fact check her.
I'm making the links available on my Patreon.com account.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, so here's the thing, right?
Yeah.
How is this new to her?
When that shit was covered extensively in the last episode, I was shocked and horrified when I looked into what these questioners asked.
They asked the fucking questions because you covered it in episode three.
Yeah.
I was going to say, didn't she cover what was done with the pain?
Yeah.
And this comes.
She talked about it at the start.
Yeah.
This comes off that one, right?
Yeah, like she's talked about it at the start of all these questions.
Yeah, and so we got some interesting emails and comments after our last episode, the circumcision decision.
So that had been done.
That had been done.
And then she's like, oh, and then when I looked into these things, I bet you talked about it.
And you talked about having looked into it.
At the time.
And you mentioned the fucking Coriel Institute that we wound up having to talk about, that I had to go research circumcision bullshit.
So, into my scripted material, I'm not going to retread what we covered in the last episode about foreskin, but the company she talks about here, Coriel, absolutely ethically sources the foreskins they use and sell for research, as we discussed.
Otherwise, this is a gray area where hospitals are concerned.
Depending on the medical provider, they may sell it, use it for research themselves, or dispose of it with other medical waste.
It really depends on the facility.
It's almost as if making a medical system dependent on massive amounts of money was a fucking mistake.
You know?
Candice goes on to repeat a lie we debunked in the last episode.
You can also yourself, you don't even have to be a doctor or be a scientist to access this.
What they're actually selling are foreskin fibroblasts.
And what fibroblasts are is that they are the cells that are found in connective tissues in your body and they secrete collagen.
So baby foreskin...
Has actually become a beauty product.
So there's a lot of facial creams, and apparently somebody wrote to me that Oprah was actually promoting one that are good for your skin because they're collagen producers, and they are getting this from neonatal foreskins.
So this is just one such website.
To give you an example, lonza.com.
They are selling today.
You could go walk on right now.
Lonza.com and you can purchase neonatal foreskin.
And the cost for it is $570.
Okay?
$570.
And again, people are purchasing this as a beauty product.
It is shocking to me.
This is, again, one example of a place that is selling this as a beauty product.
There's many more, but I wanted to at least give you one so that you know.
That this is legit.
That this is legitimately happening.
And it completely sickens me because I am willing to bet that I am not the only person that was completely ignorant about this market.
I don't think many women are aware of it.
Maybe that is the incentive, parents, by the way, when they're telling you, oh, it's just more sanitary.
It's just more sanitary.
Well, yeah.
If I knew that I could make hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars, Selling a product and I was a nefarious pharmaceutical guy or a hospital owner, I would be telling you also that this is just more sanitary or it's safer.
And as we debunk those reasons in the last episode, I want to add this.
I want to put this thought in your head about the sale of neonatal foreskins.
And I even was able to find clinics.
I was able to find places where you can get facials and that they actually use this.
You can actually get a baby foreskin facial at certain places.
You request the facial, it's super high-end, and there have been celebrities raving about this facial, which just completely makes me sick.
That's all I can say about that.
I was just completely mortified, and I just wanted to say that.
Yes, I am learning from you just as much as you are learning from me.
Okay, so that is a total wrap on that discussion regarding the circumcision decision.
When we get back, guys, we're going to jump in to Hepatitis B. She's really, really out here acting like she didn't already say all of this last week for her.
Yeah.
And I really hope that is the end of the horn talk.
Good God.
Okay.
Never thought a woman would go on that much about baby peeing, but here we are.
But just a brief pushback on all that shit is in order.
First, normal people cannot log on to Coriel or Lonza and just buy Foreskin.
No.
There is a process of vetting.
Second, the cost of the formula she mentioned on Lonza is cheaper now.
So maybe the cost went down over time.
Third, She never named the clinics providing the penis facial in her last episode.
No.
She said she did.
She did not.
No.
I didn't clip it out.
It was simply never named.
Fourth.
We see in her last words on the subject a tactic familiar to anyone that has ever listened at length to other grifters.
I'm learning from you just like you're learning from me.
Is a way to keep the pay pigs coming back.
In this case, direct subscribers to Daily Wire Plus.
Now, that name, Daily Wire Plus, means that people were paying Ben Shapiro's network about $8 per month for access to this and other bullshit.
There should be no ads for anything else, right?
There are, aren't there?
First vaccine on the schedule for your perfect little newborn.
We'll be right back.
What the fuck?
Hey everybody, it's me, your host of A Shot in the Dark with a quick ask.
My commitment, as I've already made clear to you all, is to keep this series 100% free.
I believe the content is just too important to exist behind the paywall.
That said, if you like this web series and you want to support us and help keep it going, you can do so by heading to www.patreon.com slash Candace Owens.
On my Patreon account is where you can interact with me, ask specific questions, and more importantly, find links to all of the government sources and websites that we use throughout each episode.
You can also contribute whatever you can to the show to keep us going.
Whether it's $1, $10, no dollars, or $100, we deeply appreciate your support.
You'll also find different tiers of support and some great incentives to keep you engaged.
She threw to an ad on a paid service directing people to give her more money at Patreon, paywalling her links and shit there.
I am beginning to understand more and more over time why she was let go from that Daily Wire network.
Now it's time to get into the actual material here.
Since Candace, and unfortunately by extension us, just went through about 10 minutes of her nonsense content to get to the lead story, the hepatitis B vaccine.
I almost forgot we were here for hepatitis B, I'll be honest.
Yeah, all the baby peen kind of really throws it off, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
That and I am absolutely...
the balls.
To fucking pitch your Patreon account in the middle of a paid service to tell people, oh yeah, if you want all the links that I told you in the first three episodes you would get once you pay for this service, guess what?
You gotta go donate at least five bucks.
Yeah, I believe that's what they call in the local parlance a gotcha bitch.
Yep.
Yeah.
There we go.
Alright guys, welcome back.
So a little personal story, a little personal anecdote.
So our child was born, Georgie, and had a very good...
I'm sorry, I didn't catch this the first time.
She said anecdote.
A personal anecdote.
Yeah.
There are little things here and there that she says, the way that she says things, that scream that she is from Stamford, Connecticut.
Yeah.
It's how she says room.
Room.
Yeah.
It's little things like that that I'm always like...
My ears catch them.
But I did not catch anecdote the first time.
I think I might have noticed it and just kept going because I was trying to get a clip out and trying to think like, what?
It didn't stop me.
But this time it just fucking stopped me.
Okay, I'm going to play the rest of the clip.
She was talking about her kid...
Georgie?
Georgie, yeah.
I really hope the boy does not have Georgie as his official government name.
I really hope it's George and she just called him Georgie because he's a little kid and shit.
Well, here we go.
I'll tell my birth story in a later episode, but the doctor came in and said this is usually the time that we recommend the Hepatitis B. It's a vaccine.
And I was very prepared to have this discussion and to tell them that we were not going to get this vaccine.
My husband was on board.
And I'll never forget how kind this doctor was.
So I don't need to paint this doctor as a monster whatsoever.
It was actually a very informing experience for me, is what I would say.
So she comes in and she says, we recommend the hepatitis B vaccine.
First thing that I said back to her is, okay, why?
And she completely came undone.
It was almost as if no one ever in the history of her entire pediatric career had ever asked her the question, why?
And she said, we really recommend it.
And I said, no, I understand what you're saying, but I'm asking you, why do you recommend this?
Because to my understanding, Hepatitis B is an STD, and my newborn infant is not at risk for an STD, unless you're taking these babies in the back and giving them injections of drugs with dirty needles, in which case we have a bigger problem if that's what's happening back there, or if the babies are having sex back there, and then I need to know that, and I'm in the wrong hospital.
And I didn't say that part.
That's what's going on in my head.
And I said to her, no, I just want you to explain to me why you would recommend this, and in what scenario would my child be at risk for hepatitis B?
And she looked at me, and it was almost like she'd never been asked to think critically about this question.
So yeah, introducing Candace as the critical questioner person or lady mama.
Okay, so I find it implausible that the doctor in question...
Oh, that cat has entered the room.
I find it implausible that the doctor in question wasn't able to answer this concern.
Hepatitis B is not just transmitted through sex.
The biggest risk that the vaccine handles is accidental exposure and transmission to or from other people.
There are many ways in which it can be transmitted, and those are sexual, of course.
Number two, mother-to-child transmission during birth, which is a common route, and Number three, sharing needles, which is common among drug users.
Number four, exposure to contaminated medical or dental equipment, which would seem like a non-issue unless you're in a situation where shit has gone sideways.
One other example is if tattoo equipment isn't properly sterilized.
Number five, sharing personal items like razors, toothbrushes, nail clippers, or earrings that may have traces of infected blood.
This is less common, but it can still happen.
Number six, poor infection control in health care settings, such as inadequate sterilization.
And it's also common among people with diabetes that share blood glucose monitors or finger stick devices.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Number eight, horizontal transmission in highly endemic areas.
Children can transmit Hepatitis B to each other through close contact, especially if open cuts or sores are present.
So, hepatitis B is not spread through casual contact, such as hugging or shaking hands, sneezing or coughing, breastfeeding food or water, or sharing eating utensils, provided that blood is not somehow involved in any of these aspects.
A theory that one could pull from this, just a theory, is that it could be seen among the crowd that Candace consorts with that getting this vaccine could somehow be seen as a self-own.
In the way that, oh, you got the vaccine for your kid because you're filthy or diseased.
Never mind, of course, that like any other vaccine or thing we've talked about already, this is for the protection of a child because life is fucking random.
Again, I find it implausible that Candace's pediatrician would not have some similar take on the matter.
But now, we continue the bullshit ride.
And at that moment, I realized that pediatricians and doctors are doing what they're told to do.
They go to school and they memorize the information and then they repeat that information back to us and they are told, you are supposed to administer this vaccine.
For this infant at this time.
And they remember that information and they encourage us to do that because they know that that's what they were told to do.
But they've never really even asked themselves why this would be necessary.
And so after I asked her, I understand that, but I'm asking you why.
Under what scenario?
She said, well, you know, I think at some point there may have been some babies that lived in some high-risk neighborhoods.
That may have been exposed to hepatitis B. And I went, okay, well, I think that my baby doesn't live in one of those neighborhoods and is therefore not at high risk and doesn't need to get this vaccine.
And she just said, okay.
And that was that.
And like I said, it was a very informing moment for me because it made me realize that some of this is innocence and I don't want you to walk away from this podcast thinking that all pediatricians are evil monsters and all doctors and nurses are evil monsters.
A lot of them genuinely don't know and have never really asked themselves the question.
I hope that she walked away from that scenario equally as informed as I walked away.
So let's jump right into it.
Let's jump right into the hepatitis B vaccine insert that you are obviously not allowed to have.
The FDA does not...
I've actually had someone comment to me that they're not allowed to legally give it to you.
I don't know if that's true or not.
I'm just vocalizing what somebody said to me in one of the comments.
So this is not something they want you to see before so that they can just tell you they recommend something and that you insert it into your perfect little newborn's body.
So let's jump into some interesting parts.
Okay, so before she fucks up all the information that will be literally in print in front of her, let's go ahead and address this claim again.
It is not illegal for doctors to give patients or their parents vaccine information inserts.
Federal law requires health care providers of any type to give patients or their guardians specific vaccine information before administering vaccines.
under the National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act Healthcare providers are required by law to provide a Vaccine Information Statement, or VIS, to the patient, parent, or legal representative prior to administering each dose of a vaccine.
This applies to public and private medical care.
A VIS contains information about benefits and risks and must be given prior to each dose, including for vaccines that require a series of shots.
This brings me back to something we covered in the first part of this series, which is that Candace claims to have never gotten information on Gardasil, and then claimed to have had the reactions to it that she claimed to have, which I still say is false since there is no record of it in the VAERS database.
And for clarity's sake, that's VAERS, the vaccine...
I don't remember the last bit of it, but yeah, VAERS, look it up.
Anyway.
She said that she was not informed about possible side effects before she claimed she experienced the worst side effects.
So, if any of that is true, then it means that her doctor could be on the hook for malpractice.
As stated several times before, I do not believe that this event happened to her.
Candace is the type of person that would have sued the doctor.
Anyway, this is all quoted material from the website.
AAP.org, which is the website of the American Academy of Pediatrics.
And they say, VIS are produced by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC, as one-page information sheets.
They are designed to inform vaccine recipients and their parents or guardians about the benefits and risks of vaccines.
Healthcare professionals are required by law to provide VISs before each vaccine administration.
An easy way to think about distribution of VISs in your practice is to follow the 5 Ds.
Double check to make sure the correct VIS is being used.
Distribute the VIS before each vaccine dose is given.
It is the law.
There are many acceptable ways to provide patients and parents with VIS.
The ways to give a VIS are detailed on the CDC website.
3. Discuss the risks and benefits of the vaccine as well as the risks of not being immunized.
VISs are intended to supplement, not replace, discussions about risks.
4. Document that in each patient's permanent medical record, A, that the VIS was provided.
B, the addition date of each VIS.
Learn more about 2D barcodes on VISs.
C, the office address, name, and title of the individual administering the vaccine.
D, the date of vaccine administration.
E. The vaccine manufacturer and lot number of the vaccine administered.
F. The site, such as deltoid area, the route, intramuscular, of administration, and the expiration date of the vaccine are also recommended by the AAP.
Number five, dialogue with those who have questions or express hesitancy about vaccination.
When parents refuse immunization, it is important to try to understand their reasoning and respond non-judgmentally with facts about the safety and effectiveness of vaccines.
If they still declare Yeah.
Yeah.
That consistent fucking lie.
And for her to say, I don't know, I didn't really look into this.
Bitch, what?
You are doing this fucking thing to give people the truth about...
Oh my god!
At the point that she says, I don't know, I didn't really look into it, is the point at which any sane, reasonable, Every listener of hers should immediately stop their Daily Wire money, cancel that commitment, and just walk the fuck away at the very least.
If not, fire off several angry emails.
I said redirect the money to going to a therapist.
Yeah.
Redirect that eight bucks a month literally anywhere.
I don't care if they give it to their church.
Yeah.
Redirect that fucking $8 a month.
God.
All right.
So, moving on.
We'll get through this because I want to get to the ingredients as well.
But I want to first draw your attention on the FDA insert to section 2.4.
And it reads, Unknown at present.
And the need for booster doses is not yet defined.
Okay, so that's them just admitting to you that they have no idea how long it's going to protect your infant, and they have no idea whether or not you need a booster whatsoever.
And then it follows with another statement, which you can find in Section 5.5 under Limitations of Vaccine Effectiveness.
That last sentence says, vaccination with Recombevax, HB, may not protect all individuals.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
So, we have no idea how long it's going to provide your protection.
It may not protect you at all, and we can't really make any statements regarding the effectiveness, but here you are.
Just give this.
We recommend that all infants get this, even though...
I don't know how at risk your child is to get an STD, but you should just get this anyway.
So I just find that that language to be parsed all throughout here is really interesting.
I also want to draw your attention to jumping back into that paragraph 2.4.
It then says that the ACIP provides recommendations for use of a booster dose or revaccination series.
in previously vaccinated individuals with known or presumed exposure to hepatitis B Okay, so I went on a search of how effective this vaccine is.
It is known to be over 90% effective for adults and 99% to 100% effective for babies and children.
As long as a person has had all three doses, they're pretty much fine for life.
After receiving the vaccines at any age, but particularly as infants.
If an infant happens to be born by a mother with Hep B, they are given the vaccine series along with a Hep B immune globulin and this has shown to be effective in 96% of those cases.
These numbers are stunning.
They do recommend an occasional follow-up via blood work as people in risky careers might be more susceptible to Hep B, but in those cases booster shots are available.
of legal wording used indicates that this might not even work, so why fucking bother?
Yeah.
The answer is that it does work in almost every case, and the burden of proof should be on her to identify cases where it was not effective.
But that would probably mean opening up her audience to the VAERS database, which, as we've discussed...
Mm-hmm.
Not to mention that the VAERS...
VAERS database would probably give an actual, you know, numbering of, yeah, these are the amount of people that it either didn't work for or had a bad side effect, or the amount of people that it has worked for.
Yeah.
As, you know, VAERS is there to do.
Well, it's a vaccine adverse event database, so it would only be recording really the ones that were known and reported.
Okay.
But still, the very fact that, like, Millions of infants every year, not just in America, but across the world, are getting this vaccine.
You can figure out real quickly, out of all of those millions, five people who got this vaccine at one point in their lives get this Hep B. I did not look into it, but it's pretty easy to look up.
Okay, so, next up?
I just thought to myself, who are the ACIP?
Because they're listed a lot of times throughout a lot of these FDA inserts, and they seem obviously to have the power to recommend vaccination.
Vaccination is for your infant, so who are the ACIP?
Well, I'm going to now draw your attention to who they are, because it's pretty incredible.
So the cdc.gov offers a list of the ACIP membership roster.
It stands for the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, and they are created and a part of the CDC Go Figure.
The CDC gets to decide everything, right?
So you see this membership roster, and what should immediately jump at you is the fact that there are only 15 people that are on this roster.
There are 15 people that are on this committee that are able to make recommendations for your child.
And so I just kind of scrolled through here, and what's very interesting here is that all of them are professors of some description.
I've looked into them independently.
They're all professors teaching at various different universities.
And the one that really gets me, if you scroll down, is Veronica.
We see Veronica McNally.
She's a lawyer.
She's not even a doctor.
She is one of the 15 people that gets to vote and decide whether or not your child should receive a vaccine.
And she's not even a lawyer.
And her background story is...
I mean, she's not even a doctor.
She's a lawyer.
And her background story says she established a foundation in memory of her daughter who lost her life to pertussis.
And so she established this foundation to promote vaccinations and education about vaccinations.
Interesting.
I went to the website of Franny Strong Foundation and what they do not tell you is whether or not her daughter was vaccinated.
Okay, so to me it sounded like Candace was happy talking about how Veronica McNally's daughter died.
But before Candace can be wrong about more stuff, let's address some of this first.
ACIP actually has a member cap of up to 19 people.
They are appointed by the Secretary of Health and Human Services, which currently is RFK Jr., who I would like to point out as well, is not a fucking doctor.
And he's not married to one either.
He is married to an actress who famously co-starred on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Really?
She played Larry David's wife on that show.
Yeah.
Her name escapes my memory right now.
Cheryl Hines.
That's it.
Her name is Cheryl Hines.
It is unfortunate that she is married to someone like him.
Please tell me it's not of the same Hines name as in...
The ketchup?
No.
But funny story to that.
The heir to the Hines ketchup fortune is married to former Secretary of State, I believe, John Kerry, who was a senator for a long fucking time.
He was married to Teresa Hines, the heiress to the Hines fortune.
A little fact that I wish I didn't have lodged in my head.
A lot of times, I'll wonder, what's the last thing that's going to flip through my brain before I die?
And I really hope it's not something like that.
I hope it's not who's the current heir to the Heinz fortune.
I hope that's not the last thing I think of.
I don't know what's going on with the Heinz fortune.
I don't know.
Anyway, all of that aside, members on this board serve as volunteers and as special government employees and at least one member in any given grouping.
We'll be there to represent consumer interests.
Okay.
As you might imagine, this was Veronica McNally's role.
Yeah, because, you know, she's a lawyer.
Well, she's a normal person.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's a fairly normal person.
Lawyers are common.
She's a fairly normal person.
As you might imagine, this was Veronica McNally's role.
I want to remind listeners that this particular recording is from three years ago.
The committee also includes non-voting members from federal agencies, such as the FDA and the NIH, which is the National Institutes of Health, and liaisons from other related professional and academic organizations.
ACIP reviews scientific data on vaccine safety, efficacy, Cost-effectiveness and public health impact to develop recommendations for vaccine use, including which vaccines to recommend for which populations and at what doses and intervals.
The committee meets at least three times a year in public sessions to discuss and vote on vaccine recommendations.
These meetings are open to the public and they're live-streamed with all materials made publicly available.
Recommendations are forwarded to the CDC director who can approve, amend, or reject them.
Once approved, they become official CDC guidance and are published in the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, also known as the MMWR.
ACIP's recommendations influence which vaccines are included in national immunization schedules and they are covered by insurance programs, such as the Vaccines for Children program and Medicare.
ACIP's guidance determines routine immunization schedules for children, adolescents, and adults in the U.S., as well as catch-up schedules for those who are behind on vaccinations.
Such as you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Such as me.
You got four in one and three in the other, yeah.
Four in the left, three in the right.
Their recommendations are considered the official federal standard for vaccine use in the United States, and they are widely followed by health care providers and insurers.
So, you can understand why Candace has a problem with the existence of this board.
Yeah.
RFK Jr. has done nothing to help them and has hindered their...
Yeah.
Jesus.
Yeah.
You know, as a not a doctor attorney.
Moving on.
McNally named the foundation she chairs The Franny Strong Foundation, after a daughter she and her husband lost in 2012 at the age of three months to pertussis, also known as whooping cough.
The child was in between sequences on the DTaP vaccines when she contracted the illness.
For Candice, not to know or acknowledge this fact is telling of her own coldness as a person.
When McNally was on the ACIP, she was the only non-doctor on the board.
All of this has been public knowledge about Veronica McNally for a long time.
Candace has no excuse not to know it.
The next clip is kinda ghoulish, and it was more than I was prepared for for the first time, so you've all been warned.
Now, I don't want to jump ahead on this series, but some of you guys that are following me on Instagram and know that I previewed talking about pertussis know that all of the outbreaks and people that are getting very sick from pertussis are among vaccinated children.
We've had several outbreaks in the United States really since around 2011, and it is the children that are not vaccinated that are not catching.
And it's the children that are vaccinated that are getting severely ill, and there have been entire 100% vaccinated schools that have had to shut down because of the outbreaks.
So we have no idea whether or not Veronica's daughter died of pertussis after she got the vaccine, but she has been somehow elected, selected, I don't know how the process works, the CDC, to be on a...
It's your fucking job.
With 15 other members, with 14 other members, pardon, and she now has the power to decide, make decisions for your children.
I can't believe I have...
If you're gonna fucking take problem with the people that are on the board for this, the committee for this, you should know how they're put into the fucking seat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you know, it...
Okay.
God.
You know, it is a classic tactic of good warriors, good generals, to know the other side.
Yeah.
To know the other side almost better than they know themselves.
I do not consider myself a good warrior or a good general, but I understand this fact.
You learn the opponent.
Yeah.
I have to not only learn the opponent, I have to learn why they're wrong.
Does that make me a better fighter?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't care.
But this kind of shit fucks me up, man.
Yeah.
So Candice is, of course, very wrong about this shit.
Pertussis rates have skyrocketed in Florida.
Idaho, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Utah, Alaska, Washington, and unfortunately Minnesota.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little off topic here, but the closest measles case to us now is in North Dakota.
Really?
Yep.
Wow.
Yep, just diagnosed last week.
Well, that's unfortunate.
That's unsettling.
Yeah.
This is just going back three years.
But the pertussis wave is still considered very high.
Among all of those states I mentioned, we find the highest number of cases and some of the worst vaccination rates where data is available in Michigan, where Veronica McNally is from.
The DTaP vax uptake rate is only about 30% average in some areas, but statewide only about 70% of people are fully vaxed there.
For some of the other stuff, Candace said, Only two schools over the last six years have been closed due to fear of a pertussis outbreak.
One was a Catholic school in Houston in 2019 that insisted the entire student body and staff had been vaccinated at a 100% level.
They did not provide any proof.
See, that's the problem.
Yeah.
The other notable one was in 2024.
More recent than her episode, but I'm going to give it space.
Because it didn't happen within that...
There was one case at a fucking Catholic school.
Yeah.
Anyway, this other one, because I'm being fair, was in 2024.
A school in Oklahoma closed because one child was diagnosed, and the staff urged safety over brash ignorance.
Here in Minnesota, the schools don't close for pertussis, but affected children are urged to stay home.
until cleared by a doctor, preferably after a run of antibiotics.
I mean, that's fair.
Yeah.
This practice is also followed by other state school systems that operate on the idea that even though pertussis can spread among the student body quickly, Shutting down the schools for it is extreme and doesn't move the needle much in terms of whether or not more students get it.
That said, like almost any other vaccinated illness, students and adults that get it, after being vaxxed, typically have a much easier time than the non-vaxxed or the under-vaxxed.
yeah it's just yeah For her to be taking issue with this CDC group and to not even know how they're appointed or to not even bother to at least look into the basics of while they're voted in.
You're going to call one person out by name and not know their unfortunate story?
Yeah.
That is, like I said, that's fucking ghoulish.
When I got through the research on that section, all it did was reignite the fucking fire that I feel for her particular brand of bullshit.
So, let's continue.
Does that alarm you at all?
Because...
The numbers always, this kind of alarms me, because if we got together and we said, let's create a coalition of 100,000 mothers who have had vaccine-injured kids, we would be told that we could not and did not have their credentials to make decisions.
Yeah, that is because, for one thing, 100,000 people have not been vaccine-injured in the USA.
Yeah.
Since 1988.
Only about 10,443 claims have been compensated for vaccine injuries out of 26,961 petitions filed.
That is nowhere near that.
Yeah.
No.
Vaccine injury claims are taken very seriously.
And if someone is vax injured, as Candace claims herself to have been, then...
She should have not only been in the VAERS system, but she should also have filed a claim with the Vaccine Injury Compensation Program.
This program pays compensation for proven vaccine injuries.
It does go through a process involving several people, but the cases are treated seriously.
Candice has claimed for many years that she was injured by Gardasil while she was in college.
The VICP was available to her, and she could have started a case with them if any of this was true.
The funding they would have provided to her could have made up for the money she claims that she didn't have to finish her final years at University of Rhode Island.
Yeah.
She could have paid for school and not even had to sue anyone.
Again, yeah.
Yeah.
This is, again, why I call her claim on the Gardasil injury utter bullshit.
Since 2013, Only 200 claims have been filed against Gardasil, and only 49 of those have been compensated.
Two of those claims were unfortunately due to death.
If Candace ever had a claim, there was a path for it.
So I maintain that she never had a Gardasil claim.
Next.
Candace will reveal her willful ignorance on the matter of who the other people on the board of the ACIP were at the time of this, and also how the FDA does anything.
Even though I'm a believer that as parents we are the experts, right?
Then you get together.
This panel, I have no idea if they have kids or not.
You're a doctor.
Okay, great.
You're a professor.
Okay, great.
And just 15 people have amassed that much power.
And of course, if I deep dug into all of these people, they would have all sorts of incentives.
Obviously, you guys know that the Human Health Services, they all work together.
The FDA, the CDC, Human Health Services, they issue these massive grants to universities, massive research grants.
Could almost guarantee, again, I don't have the time to do a deep dive on all of these people, that they are somehow receiving funding from whether it's the vaccine manufacturers, whether it's from our government, and they are stepping in line and making decisions based off of the funding that they are receiving and not based off of what is actually healthy for our children.
So I just wanted to point that out.
The ACIP, which is mentioned on the FDA insert, which gets to make these decisions, consists of 15 people, one of whom is just a lawyer.
Just a lawyer, right?
So that, to me, is super alarming.
But let's jump back to the FDA insert itself and go look at the clinical trials section.
That's under 6.1.
Here is the thing that I have noticed with all of these vaccine inserts.
The clinical trials, which are completely controlled, these are not, don't think that this is like, you know, the FDA is performing these clinical trials.
Nope.
The vaccine manufacturers are in control of the trials, they are in control of the studies, and they are in control of the information that they release about the studies.
So this is just the FDA saying, we trust you guys, tell us what's happening with your own products.
The ignorance still astounds even me.
The FDA is not out there doing this.
The FDA has oversight during and after clinical trials have ended for any release drug or vaccines or inoculation and so on, even with medical devices and software.
This take by Candice is absurd.
The FDA has the authority to make manufacturers perform post-marketing or post-release trials of products for all kinds of good reasons.
The only reason to lie about this is because she doesn't want anyone having any kind of faith in the massive system set up to protect everyone, including her stupid ass.
Next up, this clip is three and a half minutes long.
I wanted to give her all the space to be terrible before cutting in.
I am not sorry.
Something that I've noticed about these clinical trials in this particular section is that the adverse events that they record, Are always the same.
It's every single vaccine has the same non-adverse effects.
Irritability, a little bit of nausea, some sweating, some injection site redness, all of these general disorders.
That's all that's happened.
Trust us.
We conducted a clinical trial with a couple of hundred people, and this is what we observed, right?
Just trust us.
It's nothing.
The parent sees that and they say, okay, why wouldn't I let my child get this vaccine if you're telling me it's going to prevent them potentially, or maybe not at all, I guess, this one, from getting hepatitis B?
Like, sure, if it's going to be a little irritable and a little sweaty and have a little injection site redness, go look.
Challenge yourselves.
Go look at the clinical trials and what they describe as adverse events within their own clinical trials.
On every vaccine, they're all the exact same, right?
But then, but then, when you go to post-marketing experience, and that is under section 6.2, it's drastically different.
This is the section that I think is the most important on the FDA insert, because you know what this is?
This is us.
This is us, parents, right?
Recording, seeing, saying what is happening.
Us people, like people like me who have ourselves had adverse events and we are recording them.
Maybe this is VAERS data saying this is what's happening.
This is real life to me.
And they instantly try to dissuade you from paying attention to this paragraph, right?
The following additional adverse reactions, it reads, have been reported with the use of the marketed vaccine.
So this is like it's at the market.
Because these reactions are reported voluntarily from a population of uncertain size, it is not possible to reliably estimate their frequency or establish even a causal relationship to a vaccine exposure.
So, this is their disclaimer, right?
When we do the trial...
We know what's actually happening, but you guys, we just cannot rely on that information.
This is impossible for us to be able to figure out if you're telling the truth.
Maybe just all you wacky moms and dads just like to pretend that you took your child and got a vaccine afterwards.
The child stopped speaking or had a seizure.
We don't know if you're a liar.
Maybe you're just a liar and you really have time to fill out this VAERS report.
You just took the time to do it because you want attention that you're not going to get because we're going to put this little disclaimer.
That's what that says, right?
And then when you look at what the post-marketing experiences are, it is terrifying, right?
Nervous system disorders, Guillain-Barre syndrome, multiple sclerosis, exasperation of multiple sclerosis, myelitis, including transverse myelitis, seizure, peripheral neuropathy, including Bell's palsy.
I mean, if you saw that, In a clinical trial, right?
Which for whatever reason, we have been programmed to believe that we should give more weight to a controlled study that is being conducted by the vaccine manufacturers themselves rather than paying attention to us, the parents, the people that are taking the time to tell you that something happened to their kid.
Would you still have gotten this?
If you had seen all of this, would you still have decided to get this vaccine?
Yes, I would, and I would do it as often as medically necessary, because all of those possible adverse events are extremely rare, and hepatitis B is a fucking hell to live with and to get treated.
That said, what she isn't mentioning from the Recombevax insert, and intentionally leaving out, is that at the time of printing, three clinical trials had been done.
Giving 434 doses to 147 children from infants to 10 years old.
Injection site reactions were actually pretty low at 0.2% and adverse effects showed up in 10.4% of the cases.
Of those in order of decreasing frequency were irritability, fatigue, diarrhea, diminished apocyte, and rhinitis.
A head cold.
As for all the other shit she said, the actual occurrence of any of those things and crazier ones, such as alopecia, are incredibly rare, as in less than 1% of people will ever experience them from this vaccine.
And you might be thinking, well, how long do severe noted reactions take?
The answer is anywhere from almost right away with anaphylaxis up to 14 days with anything else.
But again, this is in less than 1% of people injected having any of these symptoms.
This is an incredibly safe medication.
I'm surprised that it can cause out...
I know it's a very, very small likelihood, but the fact that it could cause alopecia is...
Yeah.
And that is me also working on updated numbers, too.
Yeah.
That has been extremely rare across time with this vaccine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, let's allow her to continue.
Oh, man.
Stevens-Johnson Syndrome.
Stevens-Johnson Syndrome.
Pardon.
Alopecia.
Eczema, I can't tell you.
Arthritis, how many parents I know took their children in for vaccinations and then their babies, their perfectly healthy babies, suddenly have eczema everywhere, right?
Oh, but we can't establish the causal relationship.
We don't know.
Maybe these moms and dads are lying.
I'm going to say again that I think that we should be giving much more weight.
To the post-marketing experience.
We should be giving much more weight to the parents.
Because parents, we are the experts.
Alright guys, we are going to take a quick break.
And when we get back, we're going to talk about the ingredients.
I'm sorry, did she roll into another...
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I'm sorry, but parents in general are not experts.
I'm not an expert on anything.
I defer to experts on shit as often as I can, and I hope that's the case with most people.
It's why we have specialized jobs and careers like auto mechanic, doctor, pilot, and so on.
Just because a child shares DNA with you doesn't make you a fucking expert on them.
I say this as I sit across from my son.
Who in many ways is and is not, like me and his mother, and also the fact that VAERS, which she finally mentioned in that clip, and the vaccines count, well, in the second to last clip, anyway, and the vaccines count, the fact that those exist and the FDA pulls from that data as well, which...
Including it in the insert as printed matter also means they are doing active follow-up on all this shit as much as possible.
The FDA and assorted companies have a vested interest in people living past vaccines and medicines of all types so that they can grow into adults and keep the economy humming along, let alone any other reasons they would like to have for people to, you know, live.
I have considered hitting them with reports of her various terrible claims and behaviors.
But I would expect to have a time with it, if I ever do.
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The form is extensive and it asks for specific information about her behaviors off Patreon.
It's worth filling out, if for nothing more than to remove a source of her funding.
I rarely ask people to do anything but be listeners, but if you have the time, drive, desire to really strike back, I recommend going after her Patreon.
But now, it's time to get into the ingredients of the vaccine through the Candace lens.
Alright guys, welcome back.
We are, of course, talking about the hepatitis B vaccine.
God, I hope we didn't skip an episode already.
And to be clear, there are three doses of this that are recommended as a part of the childhood immunization schedule.
So, you'd think it's quite serious.
You'd think that there are a bunch of children dropping dead from hepatitis B. In order for them to recommend this three times.
So we are talking about the ingredients.
The first thing that I want to do...
Hold on.
I want to point out something here.
Hepatitis B does not usually kill people.
No.
It makes their lives ungodly.
It does not usually kill them.
It can lead to things that kill them.
Yeah.
But just like with HIV and AIDS...
It doesn't.
The HIV doesn't kill you.
It causes the AIDS, which allows for anything to kill you.
My uncle, who got HIV and then AIDS, died from a fucking flu.
Yeah.
AIDS just kills your immune system and leaves you vulnerable to whatever nearby decides to go, alright.
The HIV, the virus, the V literally in the HIV, It causes the AIDS, the fucking autoimmune disorder syndrome.
It causes that.
Because, yes, it super murders your fucking immune system.
It's gone.
It's gone.
So, yeah, you're like the fucking aliens in War of the Worlds.
When they step off the craft and the germs from Earth kill them.
Bombs and guns and shit do nothing.
Instead, they step off the craft and they get reverse Native American.
Okay, see?
When explorers came to America, they inadvertently gave disease just by exposure to a lot of the natives who had already suffered a massive plague.
I think that whole thing, that whole conquest thing would have gone very differently had the explorers shown up when the Native Americans were at their strongest.
Yeah.
They would have found a much more populated place and cities like Cincinnati that were already kind of laid out, that were already like a society forming.
Yeah.
Man, you have that plague not happen.
And you give those people like another 50 years.
They would have been, it would have been, oh, high white people.
Yeah.
Do you have guns?
Well, we have numbers and we know the land, so maybe we just work something out.
You know, like fucking...
We have numbers, we have land, and it's not going to take us long to get your guns.
Yeah, to get your guns and take your ships and go deal with business.
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
So, at any rate, let's let the clip continue.
...is to read you the ingredients that are listed.
And this one's an interesting one, and I got some questions about this from parents regarding other vaccines that we were talking about, that my doctor says my vaccine's preservative-free.
You know, it sounds good.
Preservative-free.
It's like when you buy all-natural chicken.
At the grocery store it's natural, but then you kind of look in further and you realize that that label does not mean it's organic or that this is actually a good piece of meat for you to be buying.
So this is the principal display panel.
Again, this link will be up on my Patreon.
This I got from Pharmacompass is the website that I like to use to get a breakdown of the ingredients that are in various vaccines using the NDC code.
The NDC code is provided for each vaccine at the bottom of the FDA insert.
If you insert that code on Pharmacompass.com, it'll come back and give you specifically what ingredients are in that particular vaccine.
So this one...
Proudly says, obviously, that it's got no preservatives, and it contains no, the Marisol, and that's supposed to be a good thing, but it does say it contains 10 single-dose syringes, and each syringe, pardon me,
contains hepatitis B surface antigen adjuvanted, adjuvanted, I say that word so weird, adjuvanted with, here's where it gets important, amorphous aluminum, Hydroxyphosphate sulfate, okay?
So it contains an adjutant that is with amorphous aluminum hydroxyphosphate sulfate.
Just doesn't really sound to me as great as preservative-free sounds.
That doesn't sound like the kind of words that I want to hear injected into my perfectly healthy infant's body.
So let's actually take a look at that.
Okay, unfortunately it isn't stupid free.
For anyone confused as to what she said there, the PharmaCompass website is an actual medical website.
And the acronym she used for the code in the vaccine insert paperwork is N as in no, D as in duh, and C as in Candice.
So, NDC.
No duh, Candice.
Okay?
Anyway.
The site exists as a way for pharmacies to grow their businesses.
It is legit if that is the business you are in.
But when I put the NDC in the search box there, I got all kinds of results that were not what she got.
So I did the bold move and went to the FDA for the fucking information.
You know, the people that wrote the fucking insert.
Anyway, the insert on page 7, section 11. Explains the process as to how the vaccine is built.
And if you're a nerd, you may find it fascinating.
I did.
Anyway, the ingredients, including her scary words, are hepatitis B surface antigen produced using recombinant DNA in yeast cells.
The adjuvant, which, as we discussed previously, is used to heighten the immune response.
The adjuvant is amorphous aluminum hydroxyphosphate sulfate.
Previously known as aluminum hydroxide, but also sodium chloride, sodium borate, residual proteins from the yeast cells, and residual formaldehyde.
Also noted is that the viral bottle stopper contains latex, which is important for people with latex allergies.
There are no preservatives, but this vaccine, like most, must be kept cold but not freezing.
Freezing can really fuck up the efficacy of it.
Candace is going to make a lot of hay out of the fact that there is aluminum in this formula.
But I want to let her go on it for a bit.
But, as for the rest of the ingredients, the harvest of the actual Hep B is pretty fucking cool.
They grow it on yeast and sanitize it.
That is actually kind of neat.
Yeah.
No actual human or animal donor needs to be present.
And, the viral load is just enough To train the body to learn the code, and the aluminum is just enough to trigger the body to say, hey, something needs to be done about this shit, buddy.
The next clip is two and a half minutes long.
That is actually kind of neat.
Yeah.
The science of it.
It's fucking fascinating.
And the first thing that I want to point you to, we're going to call that, by the way, AAHS as an acronym, so I don't have to keep trying to say that over and over again.
Again, just pausing here.
That's not her fucking being smart.
It's literally industrially known as A-A-H-S.
As Haas?
As A-A-H-S.
I'm sorry.
A-A...
Yeah, I thought it was right.
A-A-H-S.
So, Haas.
Yeah.
Let's first take a look at this study.
It's a recent study.
It's going to be a second to pull it up.
This was a study that was posted in the British Medical Journal, and it is a recent one, and it is an analysis, and it says right there at the top, was amorphous aluminum, as the Brits say, hydroxyphosphate sulfate adequately evaluated before authorization in Europe?
And when you read the abstract, No shame.
And it basically goes on to tell you that they actually took the time to look into the trials, which we just discussed, the trials that only they control and nobody's supposed to look in.
And they're saying these trials are completely inadequate.
And they are pretending that this adjuvant is completely harmless, and that is not acceptable.
It says, the EMA reports that the AAHS, that's the acronym, was introduced without any pre-licensure safety evaluation.
The adjuvant is described by the company to be both physically and functionally distinct from all other previously used aluminum adjuvants.
And there is a need for rigorous evaluation of benefits and harms of the adjuvant AAHS.
So we're talking about aluminum.
That is what is in this product.
And we are talking about metal.
And you have heard so many people talk about...
How they believe, at least, that the reason why we're having such a rise in autism rates is because we're having these metals introduced into a child's body and that it's causing a reaction.
We're going to explore that later on in this series.
To say that people are already pointing out that within the test trials that people are using to justify using this, they haven't been done adequately.
This could potentially be a very harmful adjuvant.
And I actually received a message from one of the people that is donating to this show.
Her name is Katie Grace.
Yeah, before we let donor to the show, Katie Grace, speak, I will be linking to the study itself in the show notes.
First, AAHS is not Candace's shorthand for this version of aluminum.
I already said that.
That is actually in the study itself, and according to the study authors, that acronym was insisted on by Merck Pharmaceuticals for amorphous aluminum hydroxyphosphate sulfate.
The study itself is from 2021.
So, given the circa 2022 when this show originally aired on Daily Wire Plus, this would have been recent.
That all said, this study in particular calls out the fact that AAHS is different from the previous adjuvant, aluminum hydroxide, so it is more than just a name change.
But what Candice isn't saying is that while injection site reactions are noticeably more inflamed, but not in general by much at all, The study calls for more independent study to be performed on AAHS, but it is ultimately recognized as safe.
The European Medical Authority, the EMA, recognizes it as safe and effective, actually more effective, at doing what it is supposed to do than the previous aluminum hydroxide.
Basically, aluminum hydroxide The last bit isn't in the study, but it is in private studies conducted on AAHS.
Yeah, sorry.
The last bit isn't in the study, but it is in private studies.
While there are calls in the medical community for more independent studies to be done on AAHS, there is no evidence to suggest that it made the vaccine worse.
And, in fact, it seems to work better.
Now, let's hear from another, not a doctor, Katie Grace, by way of Candice.
But before I get into that, I wanted to say that I'm on the free tier of the Candice Patreon.
Yeah.
Let's talk about the current state of it.
Okay.
There are, as of right now, as I wrote this a couple days ago, 8,977 total members.
But, only 175 of those are paid.
If we hit the upgrade button on this, we see that the various levels are Baby Bear.
At $20 a month allows you to submit and get questions answered on the final episode of this series.
Mama Bear gets you an 8x10 signed autograph of Candace Owens.
Not a mass-produced stamped thing, per the claim.
That is $75 a month.
For comparison, at every Comic-Con I've been to, almost every autograph I got was about $50 with a few exceptions.
The most notable being Phil Hester.
I got him to sign a first print of Green Arrow No. 1 on the same day I got Kevin Smith to sign it as well.
Phil Hester signed for free because he is an awesome human.
Kevin signed for $50.
He is still an awesome human, but no one was charging more than that.
The other thing with Phil Hester as well is right as we had walked up to his table...
One other dude who was a big fan of his pulled out a fucking comic book catalog and started pulling out original pieces and was just like, could you sign this and this and this and this?
And it's unfortunate I don't have an extra 25 to give you for this one.
Oh, you'll do it for free?
Awesome.
He's just sitting there signing it like...
Dude, you just handed me $500 cash to sign a fucking...
And then we walked up and he looked at us and was like, I made my money.
Give it here.
Well, Phil will sign anything that he's done for free, but the guy was willing to pay and Phil wasn't going to turn the money down.
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
No, wait.
You're thinking of the Superman.
I'm thinking of the Superman guy.
That guy signed...
Yeah, okay.
So here's the thing.
We went to the Minnesota Con in July, June, whatever, of the same year that we did the Twin Cities Con with Kevin Smith two years ago.
And it wasn't Phil Hester.
I don't remember who it was, but he was a long-time Superman artist, and I feel really bad for not remembering his name right now, because he was super awesome.
But we had bought sheet music of several different things that people in our family are fond of.
And one of them was the Superman, the movie with Christopher Reeves, sheet music, the Superman theme.
Well, this dude was a longtime Superman artist.
And so we took the sheet music over to him because, yeah, he had just been paid a massive amount of money to do this dude's portfolio.
And I was totally prepared to pay him $20, $25, whatever his signing fee was.
And he was like, I'll sign it for free.
Phil Hester was the Green Arrow guy.
Right.
Yeah.
And I had gone up.
You had come up when he was signing my Green Arrow number one.
Yeah.
And he told us, he's like, man, it's good that you guys came over here because Phil Hester will sign anything he's done for free.
He charges people to look at their portfolios and judge them.
Yeah.
I looked at my green arrow, number one, and I was like, yeah, man, I'm going to get Kevin to sign this later, so this is a super treat that you're here, too.
I was like, thank you.
I was like, how much?
And he pointed to the thing, I will sign anything I've ever drawn for free.
I was like, oh, shit, thank you, dude.
And he's like, yeah, good thing you came over to me because Kevin tends to dominate a cover.
And then I watched this man sign half of the cover.
And I was like...
All right.
And so then when we saw Kevin about an hour and a half later, I handed it over to him and I was like, hey man, I just got Phil Hester to sign the cover of this.
He goes, oh, I see that.
I was like, yeah.
I said, yeah, now here's the funny thing.
He told me that it was a good thing that I got him to sign it first because...
You tend to dominate covers, and he's like, look at this fucking shit!
He's like, I've only got half the space!
He's like, Phil's here?
I want to talk to him.
I was like, yeah man, he's like 30 feet away.
You know, just past the curtains.
He's like, I might go drop in and just say hi.
Jeez, alright.
So Kevin dominated the rest of the fucking cover, so that is the jewel, that is one of the...
The few jewels in my comic book collection.
But yeah, it is there.
Sam De La Rosa?
Yeah, Sam De La Rosa.
Yeah, we got assigned a Venom poster in here.
It's a poster of the cover of Venom No. 1. Sam De La Rosa basically invented the look of Venom after Spidey cast off the symbiote suit.
Sam De La Rosa did the artwork for the Venom Monthly for a while.
Well, he was at the Minnesota Con, and he signed and got a certificate of authenticity here.
Matthew is a big fan of his work, so this was especially cool.
Getting to speak with the guy was awesome.
Sam De La Rosa is an incredibly nice person.
I have nothing bad to say about that man.
He was super cool.
Yeah, and that didn't even cost $75.
No, not even.
No.
It was like $25 to get...
No, correction.
It was $30 to get the poster signed and then an extra $15 to get the fucking authenticity.
Yeah.
The certificate of authenticity that he also signed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And fucking Shio didn't even cost that much neither.
Yeah, ShioGraph.
Wes Johnson, who voices Sheograph in the Elder Scrolls games and several other characters besides for Bethesda and other video games, he is a super cool guy, too.
He signed a Sheograph painting, a Sheograph portrait painting of himself, also for Matthew, who's also a big fan of his.
Yeah, he got to hang with him for a little bit.
Yeah, pissed off his assistants.
It was hilarious.
It was very cool.
All of his panels were great.
If Wes Johnson is ever handling a comic book panel at a convention you're at, fucking go.
He is a showman through and through.
He is great, and he's approachable, and he's a great, great person.
I honestly...
There was no one we interacted with at the cons we'd been to that I would not want to meet again.
Yeah, no.
Like, they've all been...
I mean, shit, even fucking Jay Mewes was...
Mewes was something else, man.
Mewes was hilarious.
Mewes was great.
Mewes signed a thing for my wife, and anyone who's familiar with Clerks 2 knows the Goodbye Horses scene.
It's the mangina scene of the movie.
So Jay Mewes was signing screen stills of that.
He had other options, but I picked that one for her.
He signed it all up.
He was super cool about it, too.
Everyone was great.
The Dark Souls roll he did out from underneath the table.
We walked up to his booth and the assistant was there.
And I was like, oh man, did we miss Muse?
Where is he?
He goes, no, no, he's doing something right now.
Hold on.
And he pulls this curtain aside and Jay Muse is under a table behind another curtain, behind the curtain of his thing.
And he's like, hey.
And so Muse rolled out from under the thing.
And, like, popped up.
And he's like, hey, what's up?
I mean, you know, this is a guy who I've been watching for, like, a lot of my life.
Matthew was very familiar with the works of Kevin Smith because I am a terrible father.
And he was all like, hey, you know, well, come to find out later.
Everyone seemed like they were kind of on a little bit of an edge, you know, at the convention.
Everyone who was familiar with Kevin.
Well, we would find out later, and Kevin would not be able to do his speaking engagement he was supposed to do there.
He just did selfies and autographs, and then he took off.
He was supposed to do a whole Q&A thing, but we would come to find out later, and I figured the truth would come out.
His wife had just busted her hip, like the day before, like immediate surgery thing.
And so he did his commitment to the con.
Yeah.
And then, you know, he got immediately back on a plane to Los Angeles.
Like, she was coming out of surgery as his plane was landing.
Yeah, he was there for the day, and then he was gone.
Yeah.
And I think Randall and Dante, I can't remember their names.
Yeah, yeah.
Jeff and Brian, yeah.
Yeah, they took over.
Yeah, they did the Q&A, and they were great.
Yeah.
Yeah, and we got to see them a little bit more.
Like, we got...
I got...
A Clerks 2 poster signed with them and Kevin and J.Muse.
The only person on the Clerks 2 poster that I don't have is Rosario Dawson.
But, you know, cons being what they are, could meet her at some point.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we got fucking Anakin and Palp's last run.
Yeah, you got them.
I did not get to go to that one.
I didn't get to meet them either, if it's any consolation.
Yeah, because your time management sucks.
Yeah.
I missed out on...
On the time of it because I got there on time for it technically.
Yeah.
But I was walking the con floor and then the guys I was there with were supposed to let me know when it was time to go meet with them.
And then I'm sitting there and I'm like, man, a lot of hours have gone by and nobody has sent me a text.
Yeah, those fuckers dropped the ball big time.
And then I get back to our table and I'm like, hey guys.
Well, hey guy, where are the guys?
And he's like, oh, they've already gone to go see the two of them.
And I'm like, the fuck?
I'm wearing my fucking Inquisitor armor for a goddamn reason.
Yeah, that crew really dropped the ball.
Yeah.
Well, they also forgot I was even going to be there.
Yeah.
So, let's move on with the Patreon talk.
Oh, God, Patreon.
Yeah.
Well, anyway.
Yeah, no one was charging more than $50 for an autograph.
Papa Bear level on Candice's Patreon is $150 a month.
Jesus.
Which includes the autograph plus a copy of Blackout.
It doesn't say if the book is signed or not as well.
But I also have to think that the average fan of hers probably already has a fucking copy of that trash book.
Finally, there is the Goldilocks level.
It includes the lower tier benefits, plus an exclusive monthly video call with Candice.
It is limited to 10 patrons at $250 a month.
Jesus Christ.
There are nine slots available if anyone wants to get in on it.
What the fuck?
That all said, the last content produced on the Patreon was Shot in the Dark series back on June 24, 2022.
Which would be true if I hadn't decided to see if she had another Patreon.
Oh, God.
She absolutely does.
Wait, so hang on.
Rather than using one central Patreon, she has Patreons for...
I'm assuming she has another, another Patreon.
She has two.
Okay.
She has two officially that I was able to find.
But why would she...
Why not just have them all on...
Why have two...
Okay.
Continue.
She has two Patreons when you search her name, and both say the same thing on the search box description.
Creating content for moms and dads.
The second Patreon only has one donation level with no benefits listed.
It is $10 per month.
It has one member.
Guess who it is?
Who?
Me.
What the fuck?
Not at paying.
Not even paying.
It doesn't have any paying members.
It has one free member.
And it only has the one free member after I signed up.
I was shocked, actually.
So you're the only...
Thomas Anderson is the only member on that one.
There is a file for sale there for $5.
It is about 640 kilobytes in size that is supposedly five links to five videos explaining in more detail, I guess, her bullshit about Brigitte Macron.
What the fuck?
It says on the sales page, quote, The money collected will be automatically retransmitted to an association within the next few days.
And then it goes on to say, quote, And there is no period at the end of that sentence.
It ends with, Thank you for your support.
Comma, Owens.
That sounds like the most video game-y, like...
Scammy shit.
Like, you've been handed a thumb drive in a fucking video game, and you plug it into your shit, and that's what it says, and you're like, ah, the shadow contact needs me again.
Like, that's what that fucking sounds like.
I mean, like, what the fuck?
So I have no idea.
If this is a person trying to grift off of the back end of Candace...
I hope they are.
It's all just absurd, and it's the kind of break I needed to take while working on this episode.
Honestly, I hope they're trying to grift off of Candace.
Yeah.
Just for their own profit.
But let's get back into it with this next clip.
Now, I wanted to play this as a full four to five minute block, but pushback needs to be done on the things this person, Katie Grace, is claiming.
I will say...
That the National Institutes of Health links are still in the Patreon post about this episode, but the other links mentioned are behind the minimum paywall.
Unfortunately, Candice doesn't give details, so I will have to try to find the information being blathered about.
Let's get it started, though.
She is donating at the baby bear level.
Which is $20 a month.
And she wrote a very long and detail-oriented and well-researched comment to me, and I want to read it to you guys.
And I will also provide her links, and I will just share really her entire post, because I think she completely nailed this.
She said, I'm sure you already know this, but I've been researching the vaccines, and I found that...
A seven-pound newborn should only be exposed to five micrograms of aluminum per a day.
Five micrograms per a kilogram of aluminum per a day, according to the FDA, to prevent neurological impairments.
Katie, don't part one.
This is true, and what Katie Grace is not telling you, and what Candice is not telling you, is that this limit...
Only applies to infants being fed via IV.
Infants ingest much higher levels of aluminum through breast milk at an average of 7 mg /day or in formula at up to 38 mg /day.
There are 1,000 micrograms in a milligram.
The 5-microgram limit applies to IV nutrition because it bypasses the digestive tract and goes directly to the bloodstream.
The body only absorbs a very small amount from the digestive tract and the kidneys, even in infants, excrete most of it.
Premature infants and those with renal impairment are at the highest risk for aluminum toxicity buildup due to their kidneys being less functional.
Exceeding the limit in IV or parenteral infusion has been associated with developmental dislays and bone disorders in infants.
Now, I'm going to let this play on after I say this.
The total amount of aluminum administered to infants across the entire run of vaccines, across the first six months of life anyway, is only 4 to 4.4 milligrams.
The maximum amount allowed in any vaccine dose is 1.25 milligrams, and most of them are way under that level.
Vaccines are injected into muscle just under the skin, not the bloodstream.
This allows the body to absorb what is needed slowly, like a time release, not all at once, which would be the case with an IV.
So, they get way less aluminum over a period of 6 months than they will typically get with breast milk or formula in a way that the body will deal with in a more natural manner.
Keep all of that in mind as this plays out.
This means about 16 micrograms per kilogram should be allowed in a shot, yet the Hep B vaccine 250 if you're using the Angerex B brand to 500 if you're using the Rocambovax hepatitis brand.
That's very high, obviously.
And she said, so depending on what type your hospital stocks, your baby is either getting 79 micrograms per kilogram or 157 micrograms per kilogram at two months.
And she goes on to tell you, again, I'm going to post this on my Patreon, at every month that you're required to get this shot, how much aluminum is being injected into your baby's body.
Then she lists another study, which is super interesting.
She says, we are told that aluminum will quickly be excreted in the urine, but an animal study showed that after 28 days, only 6% of one aluminum vaccine compound and 22% of another was actually excreted by urine.
That is incredible.
I have checked her resources, and what she is saying is true.
Again, we will put this study on Patreon.
So, the cell is, oh, don't worry, it's going to come out in the urine, it's going to be excreted.
But actually, the animal studies don't show that it's going to be excreted, which goes back to that argument and discussion that people are having that these children that are...
Autistic or going through or really just having an overload of metals in their body that they're not able to excrete and it's causing psychological harm.
Again, I am not making that claim.
We're going to talk about that later and I'm going to show you the people who are way more qualified to speak on this issue than me that have been making this claim.
People from our own government.
Who have been making this claim about the MMR vaccine from the very beginning and from other governments who have been making this claim about the MMR vaccine.
We are going to talk about that.
But to see this study, which shows that aluminum is going to the brain and that it's not being excreted in the urine, it's very interesting.
So she goes on regarding that same study.
She says...
Katie, don't part two.
Going to stop her right there.
First, the study that is supposedly so important for everyone to see isn't listed on her Patreon description.
It's behind a paywall.
Second, I went looking for any such study.
There is no such study listed by any major source anywhere.
Makes sense.
The same study found that some of the aluminum went to the brain.
Aluminum adjuvant nanoparticles are not the same as the ionic form of aluminum, which is quickly excreted.
Yeah, that was not even 12 seconds.
Really?
Yeah, so here's the thing.
Aluminum adjuvants used commonly in vaccines, those are designed to break down slowly in the muscles as the body works on doing what it needs to do with the main payload of the vaccine.
As it absorbs the payload, the aluminum adjuvants, regardless of what they are made of, break down within the muscles and enter the bloodstream as ionic aluminum, which is the fucking same as what is ingested in breast milk and formula.
So it is excreted the exact same in a measurable manner of time.
Let's allow this to go on.
So it's very important that when you're looking at this study, you understand that this is pertaining to what is actually in the vaccines, right?
So there's a different kind of aluminum, which is an ionic form, that is quickly excreted, but that is not the kind that is being used in these vaccines.
Aluminum's neurotoxicity is well-documented.
People without good kidney function to excrete the ionic form of it can develop speech issues, motor problems, dementia, and seizures.
Further, the brain tissue of those with autism had high levels of aluminum.
Katie, maybe.
Okay.
So this is where we have to concede a point based on evidence.
The NIH and several studies of individuals that passed away that had their brains donated to studies have found that on post-mortem inspection, brains of individuals with autism spectrum disorder, ASD, do show a level of higher aluminum in the brain tissue than those that are not on spectrum.
Those levels on average are between 2 to 3, almost 4 times higher than those without known ASD.
That said, There is no known pathway for why this occurs or if the elevated levels of aluminum have anything to do with ASD.
It is a link, but as of right now, the only ethical way to study it is in dead brains.
The process for finding it involves specific tests that look for it that destroy the tissue otherwise.
I am willing to concede this point for now.
That said, as a person on the spectrum, In a home with others on the spectrum, we have always avoided aluminum in our normal consumption of foodstuffs.
Most families I have known with kids on the spectrum have a relatively healthy lifestyle.
They don't tend to have canned goods, sodas, or even aluminum water bottles in their homes on an average basis.
Extremely healthy people.
Granted, that is based on my history with others and might not speak for the community at large, but I cannot conceive that this is the cause of autism.
A single heavy metal that is largely avoidable and avoided by many ASD families I have known is dubious at best.
I'm saying this because a hallmark of people on the spectrum is our taste of things.
Textures that are not what we like can ruin an appetite.
For me, it's mushrooms.
I can't hang with them at all.
For others I have known, the texture of beans in general is vile for them, but mushrooms are fine.
Meanwhile, I love beans in almost any form.
But a major thing none of us seem to dig is the tinned taste of canned items.
When we do soda reviews on this show, most of the time we are using bottled beverages from glass, as an example.
Actually, I think just about every time so far.
Yeah.
We haven't cracked a single can yet.
See, I thought maybe we had done a can, but no?
No.
No, it's all been bottles?
It's all been bottles.
We haven't used a can yet.
Okay.
So, yeah.
You know, but...
My favorite, you know, just the sheer audacity of that shit.
Like, you know, your kid is going to get aluminum for this and it's going to make them one of the tisms.
Fuck off.
Yeah.
You know, fuck off.
Old parents just trying to look for a reason as to why there's something quote-unquote wrong with their child.
Yeah.
Again, bastards.
Anyway, next.
Again, she is...
I've completely loaded all of this with links to studies, actual medical studies, so these aren't obscure, weird, anti-vax websites, as some would say, and I'm going to make sure that you have access to this because I'm a big believer, personally, that, yes, that these metals are what is leading to so much toxicities.
I am a big believer that these vaccines are causing autoimmune deficiencies.
We're seeing so many different kinds in so many children.
That have autoimmune deficiencies that we just did not have when we were younger and we weren't as vaccinated.
And I refuse to believe that it's safe, it's perfectly safe to inject your child with metals, let alone when your infant has just been born.
It's just been here for a couple of seconds, yet alone when we're talking about the reason that you're injecting this child with these metals is because it might maybe or could might maybe not help them.
Avoid getting hepatitis B. I mean, what are we even talking about?
Since when do we even believe that vaccines could help you avoid getting an STD?
I mean, that doesn't even make sense to me.
What are we even talking about?
That's why they make no promises.
They make no promises.
Oh, it might not protect you.
It could maybe, maybe not protect you.
Anyways, okay, well, could it maybe, maybe not harm me?
No, they would never say that.
It's not even plausible.
You shouldn't even think it.
But these studies are adding up, and I do believe that neurotoxicity should be something that parents look into.
What aluminum does to a child's brain is something that should be looked into.
We're talking about giving them three doses of something when they're so young.
This is something that needs to be looked into.
So again, I will put this all up for you, and we will continue to shine a light.
On vaccines, just to make sure that you have the information so that you can make the best decision.
Alright guys, we'll be right back wrapping this discussion with a few questions for you to ask your doctor.
So Candice do what Candice does.
So first, there is no evidence that vaccines cause autoimmune deficiencies.
But at least she said that was her belief.
Anyway.
Heavy metals, like lead, are known to cause all sorts of issues in people.
As for autoimmune diseases being on the rise, there are many factors to this.
For one thing, the phrase autoimmune disease is a massive catch-all term for any disease or condition in which your body attacks itself.
There are up to 100 recognized autoimmune diseases that fall under this category, such as type 1 diabetes all the way to IBS, irritable bowel syndrome.
IBS is under autoimmune.
So are Crohn's, lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, and so on.
A whole fuck ton.
The cause of any of these is usually unknown.
Environment, diet, genetics could all be factors.
The point is, no one knows, and a lot of research is going to be going on with all of this for quite some time.
Or perhaps maybe not, since the fucking Health and Human Services Director has decided to stop or pause all kinds of things.
Yeah.
So yeah, fuck that.
After having a brain worm that died in his head.
Yeah.
So as for whether or not vaccines can help you avoid getting an STI, that is a thing that some of them do.
Hep B, however, like most STIs, is not just transmitted sexually.
We covered earlier in the episode all the known ways that a person can get it.
For Candace to brush this off as just a sexual matter really shows either her ignorance on the subject overall, her ability to lie, her plausible deniability, or some mix of all of those.
I don't really know or care.
I just know that it's factually wrong, and these vaccines are known to be massively effective when taken at any age.
In this case, it is shown to be 99% effective when done as an infant, and in the high 90 percentile range for anyone older.
Again, fucking absurd of her.
Now it's time for her to lie again though.
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She ran three of these?
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I kept that in because it is in my nature to discuss as much as possible every lie in this series.
Yes, that was a third ad.
Yes, she did say that the series was free to watch.
And yes, that was a lie.
Again, the first three episodes were free to view on YouTube, and after that, episodes 4 to 11 were behind the page.
paywall on Daily Wire Plus.
Yeah.
It was never really free in its run and it is not free now since it is behind another paywall on Club Candice.
And still got a Patreon paywall apparently that exists Ironically.
The way I got them, again, is from someone who put them on Rumble, which is free to view, but not what she ever intended.
Now, she talked about the Patreon there the same way she used to talk about her Locals page.
Yes, you can donate on her Patreon pages, but the level access is entirely different.
We covered that earlier, I just wanted to note it here.
Again, this is the second ad, I'm sorry, third ad, for her Patreon on a paywalled site.
I don't know if other Daily Wire people were doing this as well, or are doing it now, but I wouldn't be shocked.
Moving on.
Alright guys, we are back for the last segment of this episode.
I hope you've been enjoying it as much as I have.
No, not really.
I do not like to say that I hate things or hate people, but I strongly dislike and very close to hate.
The CDC.
I think that would be the institution that I would most like to see crumble because I just view them as so predatory.
I found this thinking about why it is that it seems that doctors are conditioned to scare parents.
And I actually found this recommendation to doctors.
So this is provided to doctors as a resource.
For vaccine conversations with parents.
Take a look at this.
You're going to think this is unbelievable.
On the website.
It says, preparing for questions parents may ask about vaccines.
Okay, that's fine.
That's a good resource for doctors to have.
It starts out with, many parents won't have questions about vaccines when you give your strong recommendation and use language that assumes parents will accept vaccines for their child.
What?
I mean, first off, why on earth would they even say this?
Why would they even put this in writing?
Basically, be firm, be strong, and that way it will de-incentivize parents to ask questions.
If this was, the CDC was a good institution, wouldn't they want to say, if this was a good bureaucracy, wouldn't they say, many parents will have questions, and here is how you can answer them.
Rather, they say, you know what, you need to be convincing in there, right?
Go in there, use strong recommendations, and then just assume that parents are going to give it to them, and then they just won't have any questions.
That's a horrible assumption.
That's a horrible piece of advice to give to doctors.
Then it says, if a parent questions your recommendation, this does not necessarily mean that they will not accept vaccines.
They consider you their most trusted source of information.
When it comes to vaccines, and sometimes parents simply want your answers to their questions.
And it goes on, and you should really read through this because you're going to go, oh my gosh, now I see exactly why my doctor says these things.
And they provide them a sample question.
Parents may ask, can it harm my child to get several vaccines at one time?
Does my child need all of the vaccines recommended?
To respond, you can share that no evidence suggests that receiving several vaccines at one time will damage or overwhelm a healthy child's immune system.
Remember, we talked about that.
Their whole, well, there's no evidence to suggest, which really means, well, you know what?
We haven't looked into it, therefore we can claim that there's no evidence to suggest.
He was looking at me all crazy, because I never once asked that question.
No, no, no, you did ask the question, just not in that phrasing.
You said, how many can he take all at once?
Yeah.
Is there anything that's going to conflict with anything?
And they were like, no.
Nothing will conflict?
Alright, cool.
Let's roll with it.
Which harm do you need for work again?
So, we have said it before.
But, you know, the whole thing of there's no evidence to suggest.
And that is not what that means.
Many studies have been done that prove multiple vaccines at a time, even, is a safe course of action to take.
I mean, yeah.
Yes, it's sore arms, but you're not that tense about it.
But handing a parent all the studies and shit will go right over the heads of most people.
People shouldn't be treated like morons, even if they're acting like Candace, but overwhelming them isn't a good strategy either.
And honestly...
I respect the informed opinion of a professional over most other people when it comes to medical shit because they have spent a lot of time in school and in practice dealing with this crap.
And they can be wrong or grifters themselves, but the majority of people in the field are generally not that sort of person.
Candice goes on to say some truth and then some bullshit per her way of course.
We talked about that two episodes ago.
We talked about the COVID vaccine and how they used that same language when women were complaining about menstruation issues until they said, okay, actually, there are some menstruation issues, but we hadn't looked into it.
No evidence to suggest does not mean that it's not happening.
It just means that they haven't looked into it.
And then it goes on to say, explain what antigens are and emphasize the small amount of antigens in vaccines compared to the antigens babies encounter every day in their environment.
So they're giving you these arguments that mean nothing.
Germs are, by the way, not a bad thing.
It is good for your child to be exposed to natural germs in the environment.
The whole germaphobic thing is not good, right?
It's good for your children to play in the dirt.
It's good for your children to get dirty.
This is how they build up natural antibodies.
But if you just emphasize, oh, there's more germs here than what we're going to give them.
Well, you're not giving them natural germs.
You're giving them aluminum.
You're giving them metals.
You're giving them things that could lead to neurotoxicity.
So this is just, again, doctors being programmed on how to make you believe that you're crazy.
And having any questions would make you crazy.
They're going to walk in confidently.
They're going to say that no evidence suggests, and that's going to be the end of it, right?
And that last bullet point, they say, remind parents that they must start each vaccine series on time to protect their child as soon as possible.
And their child must complete each multi-dose series for the best protection.
There are no data to support, here we are again, that spacing out vaccines offers safe or effective protection from these diseases.
We want to keep your child on the schedule.
We don't have any evidence to support that spacing out the vaccines might be more safe or effective.
That's big pharma language for, we're not going to look into that because we want to keep your kid on the schedule.
My thesis, my thesis is that the reason why they want...
To keep children on this aggressive schedule before they turn two years old is because before they're two, most children aren't talking.
So they have very little evidence to go off of.
It's your word versus my word.
If you say, my child got this shot and then everything changed.
My child got this vaccine and they started digressing.
Well, you know what?
Mom and dad versus the doctor?
Nobody really knows what's true and what's not.
But as your children get older, it becomes more apparent.
You can't have a five-year-old in the classroom spelling their name and drawing, and then the next day they come back from a vaccine, and they're suddenly not able to talk, and they're reclusive, and they're not able to write their name or learn any letters, and the teacher will say, no, this child was fine, and then they weren't fine.
Suddenly there's more proof.
So to eliminate that risk, again, this is my hypothesis regarding this, to eliminate that proof, That would help parents, that would support their claims of vaccine injury.
This is what doctors do.
They pack it all in, big pharma in a schedule, and they try to tell you, they go in strong and they say, keep your child on the schedule.
Keep your child on the schedule.
Because there's no evidence to suggest that it's wrong not to.
Yeah, this is just more evidence that she is terrible.
That ran long, but I wanted to let her run with it.
There is plenty of evidence that not sticking to a standard vaccine schedule is potentially harmful, and I would argue that it is borderline negligence to willfully do so.
In Matthew's case, we moved around a lot, and when he exited elementary school early, those little reminders that parents get to keep a kid on schedule weren't exactly coming to us.
I didn't have health insurance for a long time either, so there was no email from a doctor that would have made it to me.
And to cap it all off, the homeschool community we were involved with was filled with the kinds of people that don't vaccinate their kids and keep them out of school.
So aside from anti-vax memes, there was no reminder system set up from those folks either.
It was kind of fucked.
But when the COVID-19 vaccines...
Came out and we went to go get him his COVID-19 vaccine.
They looked at his record and they were like, hey, you actually are behind on like seven vaccines.
Yeah.
And we were like, oh, shit.
The only vaccine we knew about was the measles one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, they were like, yeah, you're kind of behind on these.
And, you know, we talked with the professionals at the county health office about it.
And they told us, yeah, if you get these first, you can come back and do the COVID.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, absolutely.
Let's do them.
Let's do them all now, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's get this over with.
Four in the left, three in the right.
Yeah.
Let's get this over with.
Well, you know, so yeah, as soon as we could get him back, we absolutely did.
Anyway, Candace is straight up lying here and doing what her grifter role requires her to do, which is to blame a nebulous entity like Big Pharma.
This is as lazy as blaming the old gods from Lovecraft for your problems without taking the work to name a specific one.
Mm-hmm.
Fucking bullshit.
And you can't just go with the easy one and call Cthulhu on it.
No, because Cthulhu is not one of the old gods.
Yeah, he's their goddamn priest.
Yeah.
And quite frankly, I don't think he's actually really trying to harm anybody.
It's just, you know...
I mean, not directly.
Cthulhu's kind of indifferent.
Because he's an impossibly large monster with leathery bat wings and pants.
He wears pants, that is canon.
He does wear pants?
He wears pants.
But even a carved image of Cthulhu can drive you mad.
It's great.
It's great to be Cthulhu, or not.
I don't know.
I feel like when Cthulhu's trying to warn people of like, hey, y 'all need to shape up or I'm going to have to go wake them up.
No, no, no.
Cthulhu wakes up from his long slumber and he's like, oh, now it's time.
I'm awake and now it's everybody's problem.
That's what it is.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, see.
Yeah, see.
But that's what people don't get is Cthulhu is the priest that calls the old gods from space.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He...
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I despise her so much for this.
I'm so glad Cthulhu has never come up on her show because I would have problems.
Anyway, on to the next clip, which I titled Bullshit Questions, Part 1. It's ridiculous.
This page, these recommendations of how to speak to parents.
To denigrate parents, in my opinion, this makes me very angry.
It makes me very angry to know that they are programming doctors to make you feel small when you're in that room.
To make you feel like you just don't know what you're talking about.
And guess what?
You do know what you're talking about.
You have a right to ask questions and you shouldn't feel forced.
They shouldn't assume you're going to do anything.
They should make the case and they should explain to you why you should do something.
So we're going to wrap this episode with...
Questions that you should ask your doctor.
I thank you for those of you that wrote to me and said that you really like that we're doing this because I think it's very helpful and it makes things very clean for parents and puts the task on the doctor to provide answers.
Here are four questions that you might want to ask your doctor about the Hep B vaccine.
Question one, the insert clearly states that this vaccine should be recommended on a case-by-case risk assessed basis.
What risk have you assessed for my child that you believe constitutes recommending it for him or her?
Why do you believe that my infant is at a higher risk for an STD?
Okay, so this was a two-parter technically.
But the first thing you should know is that nowhere in the insert does it say anything about doing this vaccine on a risk-assessed basis.
Nowhere is anything like that wording used at all.
I will be providing a link to the FDA insert in the show notes.
It is about 10 pages in full.
The second thing there, we have of course already covered, that the risk of getting hep B isn't just limited to sex and needles.
Next, if what she says happened actually happened, Her doctor should lose her license.
Yeah.
I think that's a pretty fair question to ask, right?
It's a question that I asked, and my pediatrician sort of fell apart.
She said, I don't really know why I'm recommending this to you.
I don't think you're going to go home and be around drugs and needles that are dirty on the ground.
I mean, when is a child safer, right?
They're wrapped up in blankets.
They can't move.
They can't crawl.
I mean, why on earth would you believe that they were going to stumble across something that would get them happy, right?
That's a good question.
Question number two, the ingredients on this list aluminum as an adjuvant.
Is that safe?
Is it safe, this aluminum?
Because I've got some studies that are telling me otherwise.
They're taking a look at this in Europe and they're saying, actually, these were not adequate studies to talk about AAHS and to put this and to administer this via vaccines.
Look through that study.
Have the information on your site and ask your doctor that simple question.
Is it safe?
And then ask them this follow-up question if they say yes.
I say, actually, what is, what would you say is a safe amount of aluminum for a child to be administered?
Put them on their toes.
What is a safe amount?
Give me the number.
How much?
Right?
And lastly, because...
So we have covered this already, but the answer to the first question is that yes, it is safe.
The answer to Part B of that question is that up to 5 micrograms of AAHS per kilogram of body weight in a single dose, dosed intramuscularly, is safe.
As an average, if the infant weighs 17.5 kilograms, the safe daily limit would be 17.5 micrograms.
The amount of AAHS in a single dose of Recombevax is 0.25 milligrams, which is about 250 micrograms.
Now, before anyone calls bullshit at me, this is not the same as an IV as we've discussed.
Putting 250 micrograms in an IV would probably kill or seriously fuck up a kid.
But the reason the vaccine schedule spreads out the three doses is because when it is dosed in the muscle, it is absorbed more slowly and because of the adjuvant, it has the ability to adjust to fighting and recording the proper data into the immune system in a timely manner.
The entire argument So, next.
They do always say, oh, it just comes out when they go to the bathroom.
I've heard doctors say this all the time, and we know that, depending on what you're talking about, that may not be true.
And if you've got the study in your hand, then you should request a study that says otherwise, right?
Get ready to say to your doctor, you claim the aluminum will be excreted in the urine, but this animal study that I found on a government website via the National Library of Medicine says otherwise.
Do you mind providing me with a study that confirms your findings?
Right?
Do your job.
If you're going to walk in and march in confidently and just tell me what you think I should do, then do you mind having your nurse or your receptionist send me that study that confirms what you're saying?
That it will just be excreted in the urine?
I want to actually see that.
I want to see that study.
It should be very easy for you guys to have this on hand.
You're getting so much money.
Have it on hand.
Here are the studies that confirm everything we've said.
Right?
Because I have a study that says otherwise.
I think that those are four questions that you can go in there and you can see what is the response that you get.
Okay, so I don't know what study she is referencing here.
Every study done on humans and animals under average normal conditions regardless of species shows that living beings across the board excrete aluminum at a rate of about 95% through the kidneys and urethra, 2% leaves via the bile duct and poo, usually within hours of intake.
Which is useful, considering how much more is taken in via breast milk and formula than the Hep B vaccine or any other vaccine with aluminum as an adjuvant.
I went to the National Library of Medicine and tried to find anything backing up her claims.
The closest I could find were studies that said that only in cases of renal kidney failure or in creatures great and small with kidney issues was the backing up of aluminum in the body an actual cause for concern.
In such a case, an infant would hopefully be diagnosed with symptoms showing renal issues and be given proper care.
But in most cases, this is not an issue in any regard.
And again, it has to be said, the amount of aluminum in milk and formula is staggering compared to what is in the vaccines.
But for Candice to encourage her listeners to be combative to their doctors and other medical providers, Well, there is one outcome that I would hope would come from this, and that is, if put on the back foot by one of her weirdos, I would hope they would be prepared to deal with other such persons in the future.
But things being what they are, I doubt anyone that is listening to and believing her bullshit, I doubt that they are teachable on facts.
If the internet has taught me anything, it is that facts, logic, and reason don't play well to the determinedly damned among us.
Now it's time for Candice to do more buttering and then more lies.
Agree with everything.
You've looked at all this and you decide that you want to get the hepatitis B shot, three doses of it for your child, then that's good on you.
But at least you are making an informed decision.
It was a no for me and my family.
It could be a yes for you and your family.
You know, we're all learning.
We're going through this process together.
So no shame either way.
You guys, the last thing that I wanted to bring up was that I was getting a ton of questions from people about how do I find a pediatrician?
That will not force me onto the schedule.
Obviously, we all know that pediatricians will say, we'll drop you if you don't stay on the schedule, because a lot of them are receiving kickbacks from insurance companies to keep children on the schedule, so their motivations are not pure.
Their motivations are related to lining their own pockets.
I will get into that in another episode.
Um, but we did have a person that wrote to us and said that you could use this website.
So I want to pull that up for you, for you guys to take a look at.
The website is Dr. Green Mom.
I had to look behind me there as I wasn't sure.
Uh, DrGreenMom.com and this woman says, "Hey, here you are.
You can check it out where you live and you can find a doctor near you that's not going to force you.
So, I checked out this site.
It seems legit on the surface.
The woman that runs it, Dr. Ashley Mayer, has a good sales pitch.
But if you want access to anything actually of use on the site, you'll either want to be a monthly subscriber to the VIP section at $30 per month.
Fucking hell.
Or, you'll want to pay for things like a vaccine strategy guide that is $159.
And include something that made me choke when I saw it, which is a vaccine detox guide.
For those of you who might not be familiar, vaccine detox and the detox movement in general are often at extreme odds with actual medical practice.
The reason why a parent might seek vaccine detox on their child or themselves is if they have had to follow a vaccination rule to get a kid or themselves into something like a school or activity group.
Since I'm not paying $159, I can't say what is in it.
But I can tell you that the information on the site, whether paid or free, carries the disclaimer that it is all for information purposes only.
Legally, since she is practicing in Arizona, That state has a rule about practitioners not being able to practice medicine on persons out of state.
So she couldn't really do like a Zoom call with someone that is outside of Arizona, let alone provide medical advice on a website that anyone outside of Arizona can access.
The doctor guide is of course locked behind the paywall.
Of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So now we're going to let Candice close this particular thing out.
Are out there.
And I think actually, strangely, following COVID, more and more doctors and nurses are uncomfortable with the system that they're in.
They realize the pollution and they're trying to establish more independent practices that aren't so controlled by Big Pharma.
So that's an answer.
All right, guys, that's all the time that we have for today.
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So, they're going to give your kids some eye drops at birth.
It's just an eye drop.
It's kind of like just a vitamin.
And then we're going to talk about the rotavirus, which is a two-dose series.
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Have a good one.
Wait, is she saying the next episode's going to be a twofer?
No, no, no.
The eye drops and then the vaccine.
Yeah, the vaccine is a two-part vaccine.
What she hasn't bothered to mention in this entire fucking episode that I only just now realized is that this vaccine, the Hepatitis B vaccine, actually I don't think she bothered to mention it.
Fuck it, I don't care.
It's three parts.
Yeah.
I mentioned it.
I know I did.
I don't think she did.
But, yeah, it is a three-part vaccine.
But, regarding that Patreon member number, she wanted to get it boosted up to a thousand?
Yeah.
You know, which a thousand paid members would have been $20,000 a month for her.
That makes sense, yeah.
I don't know if she ever hit that number.
But her current count is only 175 paying members.
And one of those is $250 a month.
I don't know the numbers on the other one.
I don't understand where people just have the disposable income.
Do you have your phone handy?
Yeah.
Okay.
Punch in, let's just assume that everybody's at the lowest level that's paying.
Okay.
Punch in 174 times 20. Okay.
174 times 20. 3,480.
Okay, 3,480.
Add 250 to that.
370.
Sorry, 3,730.
Okay, $3,730.
That is her current minimum monthly take from Patreon right now.
That's some bullshit.
Yeah, isn't it?
Yeah.
So, anyway, that was her shilling at the end for direct money from her listeners and viewers.
Candice married into wealth two years or so before she got on Daily Wire Plus.
She was hired on as paid talent on that site and they made a big deal about it.
So yes, I find it fucking gross that she has always had this view of crowdfunding and apparently being disconnected from how her crowdfunding actually works.
Yeah.
I think our listeners and of course myself have a better idea of her funding than she ever has.
Yeah.
Fucking absurd.
Bullshit.
Yeah.
Now, I was on the fence about whether or not to play through any of her more recent stuff that we never really got a chance to cover.
And, you know, I let myself sit with it.
And ultimately, what I came down to is I do want to play a little bit of the show of hers that came on.
Our last episode, before the post-election blues episode, our last episode was on the night of the election.
Yes.
Now, that was our last one.
Candace recorded an episode the next day.
I'm not going to play the whole thing, but what got me thinking about this was Candace has said recently, before she went on maternity leave for what is now her fourth child, She made a bunch of statements about how she's angry at Donald Trump for things.
Well, I want to try and track that journey a little bit.
So I want everyone to hear just a few minutes of her the day after the election, like after the results were called.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm back in Tennessee.
Happy hump day, Trump day.
We did it, Joe.
We made Kamala Indian again.
We can set our clocks back to two genders again.
And let me just say this right at the top here.
The following is not suited for all advertisers.
This is not going to be an E rating for everyone to watch this podcast.
I know that there are some people out there that are immediately calling for unity.
I hear your calls, and I decided to send them all to voicemail for the next hour because we are going to have some fun.
We are going to unburden ourselves from what has been.
So, welcome back to Candice.
So, yeah, that was that.
For pretty much the rest of that episode, it's just a...
It's a master class in how to be a shit winner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not going to play any more of that.
I just wanted to give everyone that little hit.
Also, just to remind you that she totally wanted Trump to win.
Yeah.
She totally wanted it.
Don't let her say otherwise.
Mm-hmm.
So, that all having been said, do you have anything to add?
No.
God, you know, I just, I hope she doesn't return to baby peen.
You know, that, like, also the fucking goddamn vitamin K. Yeah.
Oh yeah, I can actually read the ingredients on this one.
Oh, yeah.
It said it's not bright yellow on bright yellow like the last one was.
Oh god, man, mustard soda.
That was, I don't know why we did that.
Because we have to do bad Occasionally to ourselves.
It's not bad enough.
She's not, no.
Damn it.
Look.
Also, because if someone's going to make a bad soda, it should be tried.
That's fair.
So, do you want to describe what we have here?
I don't even know where to begin.
I would start with the top and work my way down as English goes.
Well, see, I was thinking about...
Okay.
So, today...
Do you want me to read it?
No, no, I got it.
Okay.
Today we will be tasting the revolution with Fidel Castro's Havana banana.
Yeah.
Which...
Shit, that's...
No, that's nutritional facts.
Yeah, nutritional facts.
I'm fucking soda, swear to God.
Which contains water, sugarcane, citric acid, sodium benzoate.
Oh, hey, hey.
Sodium benzoate.
Benzoate.
Benzoate.
The gum stuff that I can't ever fucking...
Gum acacia?
Yeah, gum acacia.
Artificial flavor, yellow 5 and yellow 6. That being said, it is the color of, like, Apple juice.
I think it's like apple juice.
It's a clear bottle.
Yeah, it's apple juice and it's closer to...
Yeah, it's got the thicker consistency of apple juice.
Now, who makes that one?
Let me find that.
Oh, apparently if we...
Sorry.
What's IA again?
States-wise?
Oh, IA?
Iowa.
If we lived in Iowa, we could get five...
Five cents back on this.
Okay.
Bottle deposits.
Yep.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
Ch-ch-ch.
Ch-ch-ch.
I'm not...
Let me see it.
...seeing a thing anywhere on there.
Let me see it.
Okay.
Okay, it's got a basic bitch gold cap.
Maybe it's made by the Soda Pop and Rocket Shop?
No, they usually brand their shit.
That's true.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what?
It's not branded, but bottled by Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops, LLC, Camarillo, California.
Okay.
Wait, what the fuck was that?
It's right beneath the ingredients.
It doesn't have their logo, though.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Their logo was on the other two.
Yeah, it was stamped in the corner.
Maybe they were just worried that it would ruin the luck of the rest of it.
Yeah, I don't know.
The other one is the same political tone of that one.
Yeah, this one has their logo.
Okay, so maybe this was just an older batch.
Yeah, could be.
Let's give it a shot.
I hope that doesn't play into its flavor.
God, I hope not.
Hmm.
God damn.
Yeah, those are some serious caps.
I used to use those when I was bottling beer before I switched entirely to Grosch bottles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There we go.
Christ, that was an Olympic sport, practically.
Squish, do not stick your head into this.
Right?
Okay, that is mine.
I mean, I don't know.
Color-wise, it doesn't look bad.
Yeah.
I don't like how you sniff it and then have that as your yeah.
Yeah.
Bring that shermak over here.
Yeah, give me the rest.
Okay.
I don't like how thick it is and the fact that it, like...
I mean, it's made with pure cane sugar.
Oh, God.
Oof.
Damn.
It is...
I'm going to be honest.
The sniff I get off of this smells like you...
Okay, it smells like a banana peel was soaked in rubbing alcohol.
I was just going to say it's like trying to snort the banana Mike and Ikes.
Those candies never appealed to me.
I never got into them.
Man, it smells like fucking turpentine in there.
I swear to God.
Like banana-flavored turpentine.
Like they used an extract or something.
Oh, God.
Why does it smell like a ripe banana?
Well, it smells like a ripe banana, but with that tinge of, like I said, like rubbing alcohol.
Yeah.
It's not our glasses.
I know that much.
Squish, what do you get from this?
She's being stretching.
She don't even want to sniff it.
She's like, I'm out of here.
I put it next to her head and she sniffed at the rim and just went, no.
Hey, Squishy.
Just come over here to get some pets from me, her supportive people.
Okay.
Well, let's, um, you know what?
Let's have our water bottles handy.
Let's do that.
I got it right here.
You want to have it handy?
Like, lit off and in a hand, literally?
Like, I'm just trying to think, you know, for you, man.
I mean, I...
Please, in some way, get ready, because we gotta...
This can't be...
This can't possibly be worse than mustard.
Or than pickle.
Or...
That's like challenging the gods or something when you say it like that.
Yeah.
Oddly enough, I'm looking forward to drinking the other one because I'm really hoping the other one's good.
Yeah, well, I mean, given what the name of the other one is, I feel like it can't be bad.
Alright, let's just go for it.
That tastes exactly how it smells.
I mean...
It's not...
You know what?
No, it tastes better than it smells, honestly.
It...
I'm trying to...
I don't get any alcohol flavor off of this.
The banana flavor is not, like, hanging out.
It's in there.
Like, I just ate a bite of a banana.
Yeah.
With the peel.
That's the part that I'm getting.
I'm getting the banana peel.
I mean...
Perhaps.
Maybe from the residual smell.
It has that banana candy smell to it.
Yeah.
But it's still got that strong, like, boozy background.
Well, I mean, this is Fidel Castro's Havana banana, so...
I can imagine this is what Revolution tastes like, you know?
It's unpleasant, but like...
Like you're surviving on bananas because the authorities have embargoed all your actual food.
Yeah.
Like, you know, it's not overly unpleasant, but you just wish it could be just a little better.
Yeah.
It's like when you're eating a banana, but you're really thinking about, like, a steak.
Yeah.
Or like a hot dog wrapped in bacon and deep fried.
Mm-hmm.
That shit's delicious.
Fuck you.
I mean, it is, but...
It's not...
Well, I finished the glass.
So, I just put away about six ounces of that.
I'm working on it, man.
I mean...
Okay, maybe a palate...
Yeah, do a little palate cleanse.
You know what's funny, too?
After doing the water?
No.
Okay.
How is that not better for you?
It was like a really sharp taste.
Like when you eat an orange after brushing your teeth.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's got that effervescent-ness.
Yeah.
Oh.
What's squishy?
She's just being all buggy now.
You're not a crazy cat.
She's hung out in here for pretty much most of this episode.
Excuse me.
There it is.
Compliments to the chef, I guess.
I don't think I can finish this one.
Alright, well just set it aside.
Here, hand it to me.
I'll finish it in a minute.
I probably need the sugar boost.
I gotta insert Links and make sure this all gets uploaded right.
So, yeah.
I mean, it wasn't horrible.
Yeah, it wasn't the mustard soda.
No, no.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm really hoping that next week's turns out okay.
Yep.
God.
Oh, were those the energy drinks you told me about?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
The other one that I had gotten had a...
It was the...
It was a Black Cherry one, and it had the old style of Bombshell Girl on the exterior of it.
Okay.
Alright, I'm just going to set that down there.
Okay, cool.
Alright.
That was it.
Yeah, what's up?
That also being said, A-Bomb Energy.
Tried them out recently.
They're pretty fucking good, at least in taste.
And they do actually stick pretty close to what they say is their...
They're fucking energy for it.
Yeah.
Because it's just meant to be something that keeps you calm throughout the day while keeping you awake.
Yeah.
Unpaid plug for A-bomb energy drinks.
Yep.
They're pretty good.
They're about a pint each.
Wow.
Okay.
All right.
Well, then that'll be it.
We'll see you all again in a couple weeks, I guess.
Yeah.
Stay safe.
Don't help.
Friends don't let friends listen to Candace without hearing our show, too.
Alright, everybody.
That's it.
Have a great night or weekend or whatever the fuck.
I don't know, man.
You do you.
Just don't, like, kill anyone.
Or run naked through the streets.
You know, actually, funny story before we close out.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Here in Minnesota.
Yeah.
The Supreme Court of Minnesota.
Oh, yeah.
I saw it on the newspaper.
Has freed the nip.
Yep.
Ladies, if you want to go as shirtless as a man here in Minnesota, you totally can as long as you're not being lewd about it and, you know, pressing your sweaty, jiggly bits up against, like, some child, you're probably going to be fine.
That said, a commenter on a story for that recently pointed out, Pride this year is going to be lit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
Could be.
Could be.
Could be a very lit affair, especially with the amazing edibles we have here.
It has been a full year now since a lot of the edible shops started opening up.
Yeah.
Somebody on edibles.
Do you know how I got through Pride the first year we moved here?
I did not know that Pride was going on, and I had to go make a package delivery.
Yeah.
I rented a scooter.
Because you couldn't drive.
So I parked my car and I was like, I knew I had to go four blocks within pride to drop off this package.
I was like, what the fuck am I going to do?
And so I had this little very lightweight package that I was walking around with and I saw a scooter rental.
I was like, well, alright.
So I figured out how to hold it on the scooter.
And yeah.
I took off.
That was the only way to get through Pride.
What was crazy, though, was the customer I was delivering it to lived in the third floor of his own building.
He had to come down because his code wasn't working at the box.
He looked around and he's like, oh my god, what the fuck is going on?
I was like, Pride Festival, dude.
My apartment has...
Very good sound.
I did not hear this at all.
I was like, really?
Like, I mean, it was noisy.
Yeah.
It was noisy.
And he's like, yeah, I didn't hear a fucking thing.
This is, wow.
It's like, I'm a little scared now.
Like, if there's sirens or something, I'm not going to hear those either, am I?
I was like, I can't.
Here's your package.
I don't know how to continue this conversation.
He's like, yeah, okay, it's just weird for me right now.
I was like, okay, alright.
And I got on the scooter and I took it off back to my car and chained it up and did the whole thing.
But yeah, I was like, Jesus, alright.
Yeah, no, pride is a big deal here.
Big, big deal here.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, shit, even the fucking...
City of SLP, which is technically, while it is within the metro area, is its own separate.
They had their own separate.
It was down there.
It's always something else, but especially when people are raging against the machine.
It's always something heavy.
Anyway, that'll be it.
Have a great two weeks, and we'll be back again soon.
