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24 March, 2014

24 March, 2014 ---------- Psychic phenomena. The Mudking joins Onan, B_Dubb and Eddie Dean to discuss various subjects, including: Ted Serios dsbunked psychic pictures, controling dreams, intuition and Bellgab.

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	The Gabcast, a podcast about Bellgap.com.
	Visit UFOship.com for live streaming and chat.
	I'm Eddie Dean.
	We've got B-Dub Onin, and special guest with us tonight is Ginger Extraordinaire.
	What's his name?
	Ginger's going to be on our podcast?
	Ginger Extraordinaire.
	The Mud King, Curtis Thornton, is with us tonight, everybody.
	I'm doing this for all the redheads out there.
	All of the Ron Weasleys of the World.
	You're representing, huh?
	I'm in it.
	I'm in it.
	What a fine job he's doing.
	Is Marianne going to be with us too?
	I'll be with the skipper most of the night.
	I don't know.
	Not that that means anything about me.
	I'm just saying I'll be with the skipper.
	If you guys would like to join us on the show, the call-in number is 623-242-2278.
	That's 623-242-CAST.
	I mean, you guys are so professional on this.
	We don't have a cool number like that for the spec sheet.
	We paid $1,000 to get it.
	Do you guys have a rich corporate sponsor like Tainco?
	No, I smooth over all the bumps.
	I'm hoping that I get a free sample as part of this.
	I mean, I know I paid you guys to be on, but is there any chance you can give me kickback?
	Maybe.
	Maybe we'll work something out.
	Well, sweet.
	We can't give you kickbacks, but we can probably work something out.
	Wink.
	Wink, wink.
	Oh, man.
	That's a good way to start the show.
	I'm here to please.
	Oh, is the show started?
	My bad.
	I think so.
	I think we're on the stream.
	I almost forgot to start recording the show again for the podcast download, but it looks like I'm recording, so hopefully it will work out so everybody at ufo ship.com can download it sometime tomorrow.
	I'm writing it all down in pencil, so if nothing else, we can just put that up.
	The court stenographer is Onin, ladies and gentlemen.
	That's my job.
	Impressive.
	You know, usually Mondays are a drag, but because of the Gabcast, the Monday is what everybody looks forward to now.
	Uh-huh.
	Boy, ain't that the truth.
	I agree.
	As a regular listener, it's my favorite part of the week.
	As I'm driving down the road, people wave to me now.
	You know?
	I feel like Nori in that parade.
	They recognize you, huh?
	Yeah, I'm just curious, Onan, when they wave to you, how many fingers are they holding up?
	More than one?
	No, not one.
	It's a wave, damn it.
	We'll talk about that later.
	That is such a funny picture.
	Nori in that parade where there's five people standing on the sidewalk, and he's got like tragic.
	He's got a piece of paper taped over what the sign was.
	Whoever was supposed to be riding in that car, his name is scrawled across, and it's just taped on the side of the car.
	It's flapping in the breeze.
	It's probably like if anything says cool, that's it.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	The coroner couldn't make it for the parade, so they had Nori substitute for him.
	Indeed.
	Indeed.
	Indeed, everybody.
	So what's the topic for tonight, gentlemen?
	We're doing a paranormal topic each week, and I'm thinking of the topic in my brain, and I'm going to transmit it to you guys.
	I'm getting an image of Pamela Anderson.
	No, not that one.
	It's the other one.
	It's the other one.
	She's naked in this one.
	Is that the one you met?
	Oh, wow.
	Uh-oh.
	Uh-oh.
	Yeah, that's it.
	That's it.
	Oh, oh.
	Uh-oh.
	Mud King is flapping, I believe, ladies and gentlemen.
	That's a great image in your head, man.
	Is it wrong that I'm enjoying that?
	No, but you're doing it during the podcast, and that's a little bit.
	That's pretty judgmental.
	Well, I think your jazz isn't here.
	Someone's got to step in and take care of this.
	Apparently.
	Excellent point.
	Excellent point.
	Yeah, you know, I got my, I think it was the last episode he mentioned that Americans can't do Australian accents at all.
	I don't know if you remember.
	He's been saying that for a while now.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, I've been practicing my accent.
	I was going to debut it tonight, but since he's not here, I'm going to have to wait.
	You sound just like him.
	Don't worry about it.
	Sweet.
	All you need to do is tell a bathroom or a poop story or something like that, and it'll be perfect.
	Well, can it involve animals?
	Yes.
	Because I'm ready.
	I would hope so.
	Like dog poop?
	Well, it's cat.
	I walk into my house.
	I bought a new, or not a new car, but a new to me car last week.
	And as I'm walking through my house, grabbing paperwork and stuff to walk out the door to do this, I step in where my cat, I guess, decided to just do her thing right there on the floor.
	So I walk out.
	I don't realize this.
	I get to the car dealership and I'm standing there.
	And of course, immediately you get hounded by a lot of people wanting to help you.
	And you get the sales guy, the loan guy, all of them are right there.
	And like this really bad smell, and people start to leave me.
	I'm like, who is that?
	And after a few minutes, we're getting ready to go test drive the car.
	And the sales guy says, you might want to clean your shoes before you get in here.
	The whole time that it wasn't me.
	And then that uncomfortable moment when you realize I'm the one that smells like cat poo.
	Oh, man.
	That's rough.
	They bumped the price of the car up $5,000 for it.
	So it worked out for everybody.
	You were looking around to everybody else, probably shooting daggers.
	Man, why don't you take care of your smell or whatever, you know?
	And you realize it was on your shoe the whole time.
	Yeah, the trick is I traded my car in and I didn't clean it up.
	So, I mean, someone had to take care of where my foot was before then.
	I had to go see a client of their house several months ago, and they've got a lot of dogs, and they don't do any yard cleanup.
	And as I was leaving, I stepped in a big pile of dog shit and didn't realize it till after I got in my car.
	I'm driving down the road.
	What?
	What the fuck?
	Jesus Christ.
	And I look down and my carpet's caked.
	You know, where the door, the front of the door hooks into the panel of the, you know, where your feet are, there's dog shit on that side panel.
	I'm like, oh, fuck.
	So I pull into this car wash and I'm like, guys, I'm really sorry.
	So I tipped this guy 20 extra bucks to clean this shit out of my car.
	I ain't doing it.
	I thought you had a shitty day.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, man.
	Yeah.
	How much did you have to pay him?
	I tipped him 20 bucks to do it.
	That sounds more like a $50 job to me.
	Well, what's that?
	There's like a chain of auto detail shops around there.
	You can get your car detailed and vacuumed out and everything for like $14.
	Really?
	That's a hell of a like Liberty Bell or something like that?
	I think cleaning up feces is extra, though.
	Yeah, I think the price for that, I'd say, is they don't pay me enough for this, and I walk out.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I felt bad, but I didn't feel $50 bad.
	Well, yeah, the nice thing for you is that once you leave, it doesn't matter anymore.
	That's a great thing.
	It's kind of hot.
	Yeah.
	With customer service, all that stuff, the nice thing is that you can just walk away after whatever bad tip, bad service.
	Just don't send your food back.
	I know I'm an asshole.
	Here's five bucks.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Do not send your food back.
	Yeah, I love hearing that whole conversation.
	Well, I've never, like I said, I've never, I've worked in a lot of restaurants.
	I have never seen anybody do anything like that, anybody's food.
	Yeah, go to the website.
	I think it's stainedapron.com.
	Oh, dude.
	Have you ever heard of it?
	Oh, no.
	I used to do computer systems in the hospitality or restaurant world.
	So I would spend time around restaurants and the stories that I would hear.
	I've never actually seen anything, but I'm weird about food anyway.
	I don't ever send food back.
	But after going to that website, there's no way.
	And the stuff they do, and they do a lot of pranks they talk about on that site.
	It's all people in the industry of serving.
	So what would they do?
	Well, like some of the things about, you know, obviously the easy ones, like spitting in food or dragging stuff across the floor.
	But then other, the funny stuff on the site are things where restaurants that aren't very busy will close the doors to like the private or the banquet area, and they'll tell their guests that they have some seedless celebrity there and everyone gets excited and they don't have to give as good a service because everyone's so enamored with the fact they think a celebrity is behind that door that they just slack off.
	That's the innocent part.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	And then it's the taking bath and the where they clean the dishes, things like that.
	Eddie, you're in Phoenix.
	Yes, I was.
	One time I took a client to the Compass Room.
	Yeah.
	Is that the room that spins in downtown Phoenix?
	Yeah.
	It's a restaurant on top of this big building in downtown Phoenix that it spins.
	It goes around.
	It's not like a carousel.
	It doesn't go fast.
	It goes really slow.
	It's about three miles an hour.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, I had never had this dish before, so I ordered Escargo.
	Because you think that's the right time to do it when you're spinning around?
	Even at a slip.
	Well, anyway, I put my fork in this first, I'm forgetting what snail, whatever it is, and I pick it up to put it to my mouth, and another snail comes up, and then another one.
	They're all attached by a hair.
	I sent that motherfucker back.
	Oh, man.
	I hope you walked out after that.
	I should have, but I didn't.
	I had a phone and you got to leave, man.
	What color was the hair?
	Was it blonde, brunette?
	It was a black hair, but it was long.
	It had to have been at least a foot long.
	So whoever was cooking it, they weren't wearing their hair nets, so to speak.
	And yeah, it was gross.
	And here's how they compensated me.
	They gave me a fucking bottle of beer.
	Oh, big deal.
	A $5 bottle of beer.
	Yeah.
	And did they replace the snails?
	Yeah, I got a different dish.
	Yeah, that's the rule.
	If you're going to take it back or send it back, don't get the same thing.
	Yeah, excellent point.
	You know, hair is not really that disgusting.
	I mean, I could think of a lot worse things you could find, you know, in your dinner.
	But if you think about it, it's, of course, yeah, it's somebody else's hair.
	That's gross.
	No, hair is pretty disgusting.
	One time.
	At least it's not feces, you know.
	Well, okay, so it's better than poop, but it's someone else's genetic material, and you're about to eat it with a bunch of cheeseburger or something.
	I don't know.
	Starmaton just said you should have ordered the hairless Escargo.
	I guess it was my mistake.
	What is wrong with you?
	You ordered the Escargo with hair.
	There are no takebacks.
	One time I was driving to a client site.
	I'm on the interstate and I wanted to grab just something quick.
	I stopped at one of the McDonald's that's a part of a truck stop and I got French fries there.
	I know.
	Yeah, I should have known I was doomed at that point, but I go through their drive-through, and of course it's this big winding, dumb path to get to it.
	And I get back on the interstate and I reach into the bag of fries and I pull the first one out and there was a hair that was cooked all through it.
	They'd been fried in it.
	There were four of them.
	Yeah, I mean, this was nasty.
	So I take the next exit, come back around, go into the truck stop, and I walk in, show them the thing, and the manager's like, what's the problem?
	And so I have this long string of fries, and the person looks at me again, straight face and said, and what's the problem?
	I said, nothing.
	Here are your fries.
	I walked out.
	I'm like, there's no way.
	Wow.
	What's your problem, man?
	I don't understand.
	You paid extra for that.
	Here's complimentary, son.
	Hey, what's your problem, sir?
	Seriously, teenagers.
	I don't have a problem.
	I'm clear as silk.
	Nice.
	Do you guys believe in psychic phenomena?
	Tough question.
	Anybody.
	Yeah, I do.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	Yeah, I guess I want to believe.
	I don't believe the people that go on Belgab.
	I mean, on whatever that show is called, Costa Coast.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You're right the first time.
	Yeah.
	But there's a lot of spooky shit that goes on.
	If you do that in reverse, it says that you love Belgab.
	That's right.
	Right.
	That'd be pretty awesome if it did.
	I'm going to reference one of my posts in the last couple of days.
	There was an author who was pretty popular in the 80s.
	He hasn't done much that I know of since then, but his name is Colin Wilson.
	And he wrote a book called The Occult.
	And he makes the point that it might not be extrasensory.
	It might just be a faculty X that some of us have that we just kind of go through our lives and don't really pay a lot of attention to it.
	And he gives a story about a guy's walking in a hunter in Africa and he's walking this path that he walks almost every day.
	And something goes wrong and he's got a backtrack and he backtracks through and he sees that completely without him really being aware of it, he made a detour off his normal path and he didn't remember doing it.
	And so he started looking around what would have made him do that.
	And he saw that there had been a lion or some other dangerous animal in there and he unconsciously moved to avoid the animal.
	I think that kind of stuff goes on.
	And I don't know if you want to call it some sort of extrasensory perception or just some guardian angel.
	Whatever.
	I think that kind of stuff happens a lot.
	I think part of it is that humanity has evolved the ability to be very perceptive of our environment.
	Our brain and our nervous system is working in so many different ways that we don't recognize or perceive unconscious thought.
	I agree with that because I can tell you that today on my way home, I consciously made the decision that I was going to stop at this one area to get something to eat because I hadn't eaten all day.
	And I'm driving and I started thinking about some paperwork I've got to finish tonight.
	Always with the paperwork.
	Always the paperwork.
	I know.
	I am a one-note song, aren't I?
	Anyway, all of a sudden I realize I am like 20 minutes past this place.
	I'm going to stop.
	And I have no recollection of any of that part of the road.
	But yet I drove it and didn't recognize anybody that I'm aware of.
	So it's all good.
	I think that's just blackout, isn't it?
	Well, I actually need to talk to Whitley about this.
	Something might have happened.
	Oh, does your ass hurt?
	Come to think of it.
	I do feel a little juicy.
	But familiar kind of hurt.
	Oh, dear.
	Oh, dear.
	Was it a McDonald's truck stop you're going to?
	Because I had the same feeling.
	Well, I was looking for fries with hairs in them.
	I took them on.
	I'm sorry.
	Oh, man.
	I love it.
	Full circle, everybody.
	Full circle.
	That's what life's about.
	I like onion rings when I eat hair.
	Well, yeah.
	That's a kind of conversation.
	Yeah.
	Only from White Castle, though.
	White Castle is national, isn't it?
	Pretty much.
	They don't have them out in Arizona.
	I think that's mostly East Coast or maybe California.
	I think they're from Columbus, Ohio.
	Are they?
	You can buy White Castle in the grocery store now.
	Oh, really?
	Everybody can get White Castle.
	They're terrible, too.
	I've never had a real White Castle, but it's no difference.
	I'm sure it's nothing like the fresh, hot burger that you get from the restaurant.
	White Castle is why I'm a vegetarian.
	I saw like an old ad from White Castle.
	I don't know, it was back in the 50s.
	They had like three or four doctors standing around.
	They had this eight-year-old boy sitting there in a t-shirt and a pair of jeans.
	And apparently, according to this ad or whatever, that White Castle had run this experiment where they had this boy and basically all they did for a month was they fed him like a diet exclusively of White Castles.
	And at the end of the month, the doctors pronounce him healthy.
	Really?
	You make an argument like White Castle is good for you.
	Right under it wasn't scary.
	Yeah, we're going to take your son.
	We're going to feed him nothing but this shitty little hamburger for a month.
	And let's go see if he's if it fucks him up.
	Yeah.
	That's in the name of science.
	And sponsored by Camel.
	But smoothie 30-year-old.
	Didn't somebody do that with the McDonald's?
	Isn't there a documentary about that?
	The guy McDonald's.
	He was Berling or something like that.
	He ended up gaining like 40 pounds and he started having heart conditions or some strange health problems.
	Eddie, why do you hate America?
	Why do you hate the children?
	Why do you hate the children?
	Why do you hate America?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Going back to the driving without remembering anything.
	I've done that.
	I was driving with some friends.
	It was late at night.
	I was downtown Phoenix.
	We were talking and just driving down the road.
	It was like two in the morning.
	There wasn't hardly anybody around.
	And I went through a red light and I didn't even realize what the hell was going on.
	I mean, my friends were like, hey, look out.
	You just went through a red light.
	And I basically, I wasn't asleep.
	I was, you know, I was driving.
	I was awake, but I don't remember just completely blank, completely gone.
	And was engaging?
	I was in drive-home traffic.
	So I had to do what the traffic was doing around me, and I don't remember it.
	Yeah, that's just, you're just on, isn't there something called the road meditation or road hypnosis?
	I was probably just.
	I think my only point is that I was fully capable of driving, but I was distracted to the point where it wasn't really a conscious thing I was doing.
	I was just doing it.
	So I don't know.
	I mean, I'm not trying to make anything really big out of it.
	Just making a connection to that guy who was walking in the jungle and avoided that tiger.
	And he didn't realize that there was a tiger there.
	It just actually accidentally happened.
	As the story goes, yes.
	So what were you thinking about during that time?
	Were you just listening to the radio or seriously?
	Well, that's possible.
	No, I very seldom ever have the radio on while I'm driving.
	I'm usually either doing a little bit of dictating or cursing my life, one of the two.
	Doing paper.
	Sorry.
	I tried that once.
	I actually tried to do some notation while I was driving.
	That didn't end up well.
	I got home.
	I had like 15 minutes of notes.
	I couldn't read one freaking word.
	Oh, this is helpful.
	You're on the air.
	Hello.
	You're on the air.
	Hello.
	Oh, they must not be there.
	Somebody called and somebody called and I click answer, but they must have hung up.
	Call back.
	If you want to call back, the number is 623-242-2278.
	Go ahead.
	I interrupted somebody.
	Oh, that was me, and I lost my thought.
	Me too.
	That happens a lot.
	Isn't that amazing?
	I know.
	I'm with bad news for you guys.
	What?
	You got to get to get worse.
	I'm going to blame the cough syrup.
	I'm going to blame the glue that I sniffed.
	I'm going to blame the heroin eight balls.
	I'm going to stick with the truck stop and McDonald's.
	Did you guys see that thread in Bellgab somebody post or started what's your drug of choice?
	Yeah.
	And it's pretty much devolved into what's it talking about now?
	It started with the drugs, but now it's, I don't know.
	I read it and realized that, yeah, it's not about drugs anymore.
	It's about something else.
	After about the third page, any topic started on Bellgab pretty much devolves into something else.
	Yeah, you know, I feel like I'm suffering from like missing time syndrome too because I was away from the forum for a while and several different threads have moved so many different directions that I just decided to forget it.
	I'll accept today is like day one.
	I'm starting over.
	That's what I like about the forum, though, is that it's all free form.
	You know, there's no strict overseer saying, oh, no, do not switch this thread into some other direction.
	No, I would hate that.
	Yeah, I agree.
	But it makes it weird, though, when you're used to going to it every day and you end up, for whatever reason, taking a month off or two months off, and then you come back and it's like, wow.
	I thought I knew what the flow of the forum was.
	And no, it's gone.
	It's moved on to the next step.
	Whatever.
	And you feel like he's an outsider, too.
	Well, you know, what I started to notice is that a couple of key people come in that are fairly new and they're so dynamic, either in a good way or a bad.
	And they literally can change the direction of not only one thread, but of several of them.
	Right.
	It's kind of phenomenal, actually.
	Oh, yeah.
	It breathes new life into it.
	You know, since we're talking about the forum, I have a question for you guys on the technical side.
	Have you noticed any slowdowns when you load pages from either your phone or your desktop browser?
	I've noticed a slowdown on my tablet.
	Okay.
	But I don't know if that's due to my tablet or if that's the site.
	I don't use my phone.
	Go ahead.
	I was going to say, I'd love to have our listeners call in and tell us too, or PM me or put it in the GabCast thread because I've noticed now that I've come back to it, I need to figure out if it's a JavaScript file that's running too long.
	Something seems to be slowing down the load of a page.
	And I've noticed it for a little while now, but I'm on a different computer today than I normally would be.
	And I see it now on this computer too.
	So it tells me it's not my PC.
	So I'd love to get any feedback you guys have.
	What I notices is, and maybe it is my computer, but well, I use two different computers to watch.
	I've never noticed a significant difference.
	But when some ads start to come up, it just really, it just.
	It's like the page doesn't load until that reloads.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	And then I had a problem for a while.
	It seems to have gone away now, but I would click unread topics and like three tabs would open up.
	And I would be linking into other ads.
	Oh, man.
	I can't tell you what a pleasure that was.
	Yeah, I believe it.
	Well, as long as you're clicking all of them, then that helps Michael and Van Deeven Enterprises.
	We appreciate your patronage.
	Hey, I donate thousands of dollars every month to you guys.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Is that in money or in hand jobs?
	Green stamps.
	Green stamps.
	Bitcoin.
	What are green stamps?
	Is it like a coupon from a grocery store or something?
	Yes.
	You were a youngster.
	You wouldn't know this.
	Well, you kind of remember those books.
	He's like my age, and I remember green stamps.
	My grandma.
	I remember my mother took them to a bank and used them as collateral on a loan.
	Wow.
	I swear to God.
	No, I was like five years old, and she brought out this shoebox filled with booklets of green stamps stuck into them and just page after page after page of green stamps.
	Wow.
	That reminds me of the stories you hear about people who have millions of dollars in like $5 bills or $1 bills that were stuffed away in different parts of their house.
	And they- That ain't my parents.
	Yeah, well, it's not mine either.
	But you hear the urban legend, and I hope someday that I can leave my kids millions of dollars hidden in the walls in $1 bills that cause them the trouble of going to the bank carrying each one of those.
	Wouldn't it be great?
	It would be all in pennies.
	My fortune is in pennies.
	Yes.
	It took 42 semis to carry this much money to the bank.
	And now I have it might actually be cheaper than actually doing it.
	What are pennies made out of these days?
	Zinc?
	Zinc and 10 and like 0.001% of copper.
	That's not going to make for a very effective radioactivity barrier.
	If you have enough of them, it will.
	How many feet deep does it need to be?
	Three miles. Three miles.
	My fortune, you know, and pennies will cover that.
	Yeah.
	All the money that Van Diemen and Falky Enterprises are giving me.
	And now, Tanko, that money will be coming in real soon.
	Yeah.
	I hope.
	I need it.
	I need it.
	Any day now.
	Do you guys ever have the feeling like just a random thought pops into your head?
	Like, hey, I haven't talked to this person in a long time.
	And the next day they call or later that day they call.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	Nobody ever calls me, so no.
	Or what's your number again?
	Or like you think of somebody and then two seconds later they call you.
	Yeah.
	That shit's freaky.
	And that's happened to me more times than I think is pure coincidence or chance.
	Yeah.
	I mean, here's the question.
	Have you ever tried to control it?
	I mean, to actively think about something and say, I want this person to call or do this.
	Yes.
	And have it happen, really?
	Okay.
	Oh, not and have it happen?
	No.
	It's never happened when I tried to control it, but there's been several instances, not just people calling, but other weird little things.
	Like just last year, I was thinking, wow, I got really great neighbors to my south, the neighbors south of my house, because they don't have barking dogs.
	I'm so lucky.
	It's so great, you know, because that's where my bedroom window is on that side.
	So this is great.
	And then a week later, they get a dog.
	And I'm like, oh, man, really?
	And I'm thinking, okay, so was I, did I somehow hear that dog one night and didn't realize it?
	Or one day and that's why it popped into my head?
	Or is there some sort of, you know, something happened where that thought jumped into my head and it happened?
	No, here's what happened.
	God hates you.
	And he thinks it's fucking hysterical that you're this miserable.
	That's exactly what my guy is.
	God's just did that out of spite.
	You're on the air?
	Oh, yeah.
	It's sounding breaking up.
	Hello, you're on the air?
	Hello.
	This is George.
	George.
	The guy from Pittsburgh.
	Oh, guy from Pittsburgh.
	That's me.
	How you doing?
	What's up, man?
	We're fine.
	It's having a hard time hearing you.
	Are you on a cell phone?
	I'm on my cell phone.
	What's going on with this stupid thing?
	When I take it off speaker, nobody can hear me.
	I'm kidding.
	It sounds like you're on the famous potato phone.
	No, this is a iPhone 5C I upgraded.
	With Verizon?
	Huh?
	No, ATNT. ATT.
	I told Verizon to stick it because my channel is going to be a little bit more.
	It's unfortunate what happened to Bill.
	I'm sorry, what?
	Yeah, it's unfortunate about Verizon.
	Well, it was good talking to you.
	Things are going well.
	Well, that's okay.
	Is that Alice Burbank there or is he off the show anymore?
	He's never really bad host.
	He usually calls in at like 45 past the hour, which and sometimes he calls in, sometimes he doesn't.
	You know how all this is.
	He's been traveling a lot, so sometimes he calls and sometimes he doesn't.
	He's actually not with me.
	Well, tell him he still owes me to meet me for lunch and I'll buy him lunch.
	I'm still waiting.
	Well, I would.
	Take me to lunch once.
	And since I can't get on Bellgab anymore, I've got more to contact him.
	Really?
	You're not on Bellgab anymore?
	No, MD banned me.
	Didn't you know that?
	Yeah, I'm just giving you a hard time.
	Yeah, I knew that.
	It's annoying.
	So I had somebody ask me today in your inbox over there, what happened to you?
	And I can't reply to them.
	But I'm still golly.
	So, anyway, and hello to Jazz Munda.
	Hey, how are you?
	He's not here.
	Hey, Dan, I'm fired Jazz.
	He's gone too.
	What is this?
	You call that a knife?
	By the way, I got to say something.
	Nothing to do with the board or anything.
	White Castle is mostly back east because they were Washington, D.C., Ohio.
	When I was a kid, they were like 10 cents a burger.
	So they don't come out.
	There's nothing like a White Castle hamburger.
	You get these things in a safe way in the box.
	They don't have the onions.
	They're going to have that smell.
	You know, way back.
	But my relatives still live back east.
	And everybody I know back east, I talk to them, still eat White Castle hamburgers.
	I don't know what one costs now.
	But people used to get whole bags of them, go out with their friends.
	That's all they'd do is sit and drink soda and have White Castle in the summer.
	So Falky.
	You guys.
	Yeah, sorry, go ahead.
	Have you ever had a psychic experience?
	Yeah.
	I posted that on the board a while back.
	Okay.
	I'm more of an experiencer.
	My mother's the one who receives.
	She knows when everything in the family is sick.
	She knows when people die.
	A ghost of people who have died have appeared in front of her at the minute they die, and they're thousands of miles away.
	So I just have a sense that something's wrong, but I can't pin down what it is.
	And usually there's something wrong in our family or something.
	And I have the two ghost cats in here.
	They live in my apartment now.
	My two cats, one got run over, one I had to put to sleep.
	And when there's no cats in here, they're melting in my bedroom a lot.
	So I have that.
	I have a haunted, haunted apartment now.
	But George Nori.
	No, I talk to George all the time.
	He's putting my books.
	They haven't shown up yet.
	We write each other a couple times a week.
	Good point.
	No, George is out there.
	He just came back.
	He said he was going to Boise.
	And I don't know if they threw Mr. Potato Heads at him or whatever.
	But I'm getting to the point, though, where I listened to his broadcast off of YouTube.
	And that's another thing.
	Premiere is now really actively removing Art Bell videos off of YouTube like crazy.
	What?
	So you got, yeah.
	I post on my board, the time traveler caller, and the next thing I know, they told the guy to post it, take him off YouTube.
	Stand by.
	Stay out there.
	What was that?
	How are you?
	What is going on?
	Sounds like a submitted parrot.
	I don't have a radio.
	Do you?
	All right, I'm hanging up now.
	You guys are having fun.
	Have a good evening.
	Bye-bye.
	Thanks, man.
	I couldn't fucking resist, man.
	I wanted to see if he could get into a conversation with George.
	But I didn't have general enough statements from George in my soundboard here.
	But yeah.
	You went somewhere that Fonky's never been.
	You went meta.
	I went meta.
	Yeah.
	That was awesome.
	I could hear that B-Dub liked it.
	Yeah.
	He was basically having a conversation with the website.
	That was awesome.
	Oh, man.
	That connection was horrible, man.
	Really?
	People.
	Yeah, he really.
	I just.
	He was.
	Yeah, I was just, I couldn't understand anything you were saying.
	So I was like, what the hell?
	It was all just muffled and people pay big money for Apple iPhones when it sounds like that.
	I think it's just him.
	Yeah, he mentioned something about not where he had to be on speakerphone.
	Well, I thought he said when I'm on speakerphone, nobody can hear me.
	I mean, there was just hiss.
	I got to understand.
	I guess now would be a good time to tell you guys that him and I got picked up to do a new comedy duo.
	We're going to travel the country.
	It's the odd couple.
	Yeah, great.
	He's playing the straight man, of course.
	Of course.
	Well, good luck with that.
	You know, last time Falky called in, you were hosting with us.
	I'm pretty sure there's a curse on me.
	There's some sort of connection, a psychic connection, if you will, between the two of you.
	God hates you.
	Yeah, I'm going to go with God.
	Getting punished for something.
	Yeah, I like that.
	Getting punished.
	There's a big list.
	I want to know why Falky called in, but I. That's two weeks in a row, isn't it?
	No, he didn't.
	I don't think he called in last week.
	That was EIEIO last week, I believe.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I think that call confirms that you are correct.
	It'd been a while since I had heard my good buddy over at Falky Enterprises making dreams happen daily.
	What's the difference between ATT and Verizon?
	Well, Verizon doesn't exist anymore after the mishap that happened on Dark Matter Radio Network.
	What?
	Nothing.
	Oh, okay.
	That went right over my head.
	But I just got a letter from him today telling me what a great company they were.
	What?
	Yeah, no, I was making a joke.
	But you guys don't want me to explain.
	If you want to, you can.
	But funny.
	You're going to know when a joke's dead and it's dead.
	Is that a ginger techie joke that's like over the Gabcast head?
	Not at all.
	Actually, it was a very dumb joke that I'd rather not go any farther on.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, then let us take over for you.
	Please do.
	Run that right into the ground for me because I got to start it.
	It's pointed the right direction.
	So what were we doing?
	Curtis was just saying.
	Yeah.
	And I don't know what to say now.
	I'm so excited that I got a chance to talk to Falki again.
	And again, I really think him and I could host a show together.
	We need to do this.
	I need to talk to Michael and see if he'll allow us some airtime.
	I don't want to put ideas in anybody's head, but it seems to me that if Falki really wanted to get a message to someone, he could make another account.
	If he's been IP banned, though, then that wouldn't work.
	Oh, yeah, that's true.
	And I don't know.
	I'm not sure.
	Couldn't he come in using Tor?
	Tor browser?
	Let's talk about, let's not talk about big words for him, okay?
	Okay.
	Let's.
	Yeah.
	So back to the paranormal.
	Yes.
	Where were we against paranormal?
	Well, before we do that, I just want to say that I distinctly heard Falki say that he was on his Sphinter phone.
	That speakerphone.
	Really?
	Is that a Taintco product?
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
	It's in development.
	Yeah, it is.
	Early stages, beta testing.
	So that wasn't explained why his sound quality was so shit.
	I was just going to say that doesn't bode well for the technology side of Taintco if there's phones sound like that.
	I want one of these phones.
	Well, I'm sure that the Sphinctinax will save their ass.
	Pardon the expression.
	I think that's the company motto.
	Yeah.
	Is that in their forward-looking statements?
	Indeed, sir.
	Indeed.
	Onin, you posted something about Ted Siros or Soros.
	In like the late 60s, this guy became big news.
	Was on the cover of LIFE magazine.
	By sitting in front of a polaroid camera, he could impose images onto a unexposed piece of film.
	It was pretty freaky at the time.
	Um, it later came out that he was using a little device that he would put near the uh lens of the camera to get the image onto the film.
	So he's kind of debunked.
	But there were sometimes these images were put onto cameras that were as far away as, I think, 60 feet, so his, his little device wouldn't have been able to work at that point.
	Yeah, but I think wasn't the little device like a basically just a cardboard tube?
	Yeah, it was a plastic tube that he had taped uh, some sort of image onto of like a building or a car, and then he had a lens in there too that he taped the image on the lens that's in the little tube.
	But what, what's kind of weird about that is, a lot of times the images were um um, not really all that sharp, but they weren't exact replicas of the image.
	Like, there was one particular one that was of a bridge and if you compared the image that he put on the film compared to the actual bridge, some of the structures were inverted and reversed, so it kind of made it unlikely that he was able to take a photograph and and put it onto another photograph.
	So it was spooky, go ahead.
	I think one of the uh i'm just looking at the Wikipedia article for this uh for Ted, Serious and uh, I guess in the, in the one of the painting or one of the pictures, he there was a sign where the word, the word Canadian, had been misspelled.
	Yeah, that's easy, that's understandable from Canada.
	You blame the Canadians.
	I'm just saying quality tasty Canadians um, but yeah it, you know it.
	It loses a lot of its luster by just trying to give you the story with words, you know.
	But if you could see some of the photos and there were lots of them, I think there were a couple of hundred photographs, if not more, and they're all kind of they'll set you back, you know, they'll give you some goosebumps, they're strange.
	But I think the even more strange thing is he says that he could not perform this unless he was like falling down drunk.
	Wouldn't he get, wouldn't he drink like a fifth of uh vodka or something before he could actually do this?
	I believe you're right.
	It's been quite a while since I, you know, looked this guy up, but yeah, I believe that's right.
	Yeah, I think I saw a youtube video of him uh trying to perform this and and uh, yeah he, he looks, he's all sweaty and he's making weird faces and like, oh yeah he, he grunts like a some bitch.
	Yeah, he does, but I, I don't think he's been able to do this in a couple of decades.
	I, I don't think he's been successful at it.
	Well, the amazing Randy said, basically, what it is, is it's just sleight of hand.
	And, you know, I pretty much subscribe to what Randy has to say.
	Yeah.
	But it's kind of hard to argue with the fact that some of these photos were imaged from over 60 feet away.
	That kind of throws the sleight of hand out of the equation.
	Unless you can somehow get to the film that was in the camera and overexpose it somehow.
	Well, that's one of the things.
	I think I've heard of people like taking a picture with a Polaroid and then you can insert the film back into the magazine or whatever and then take another picture with it and it'll kind of merge the two images.
	Yeah, I think that's called double exposure.
	I don't know.
	I've got to say, I used to have one of those types of Polaroid cameras and you would be hard pressed to put that piece of film back into that cassette or whatever it's called.
	Oh, yeah, weren't there issues with white bleeding into those sometimes, though?
	And that would cause exposures to happen.
	Yeah.
	Well, all I can say is look at the images.
	I'm certainly not an expert or a proponent of Ted Stirios, but it was pretty weird stuff.
	Yeah, that falls into that category of things that are hard to nail down, that it could be something paranormal, but then again, it could also be just a really good trick that he just was ahead of the curve on.
	Could be.
	Yeah.
	I certainly can't rule that out.
	Yeah, well, it kind of makes me think of the whole idea of only being able to do it when he was completely drunk.
	It reminds me of me when I do podcasts, but when the magic kicks in.
	But it reminds me of Edgar Cayce and being asleep and doing all the predictions he did.
	I guess more of a prophet than a...
	I don't know.
	I don't know anything about Casey.
	Is that the right name for the guy I'm thinking of?
	The dude who would predict the future and everything, who did the map of the world after earthquake?
	Yeah, that's Edgar Casey.
	Okay, that's what I was thinking.
	Because with him, there's so many things that he did that could be really him tapping into some other source, you know, collective conscious or the future.
	Who knows?
	But he only could do it when he was asleep.
	Like if you went up to him and asked him any question or wanted him to do a prediction, he couldn't do it when he was awake.
	He'd have to lay down and would get these major pain in his stomach and then start predicting stuff.
	And they have all kinds of audio tapes of him talking.
	And it's just weird to think that you can only do it in some sort of altered state, which makes me go back to the collective conscious idea that is there something that we all are connected to.
	And I think, Onan, you sort of tapped into it earlier that we all maybe have the ability to do it, but not everybody takes advantage of it.
	And we're able to see or feel things that are there for everybody in the flow of the world or universe.
	But only in these weird states people can access it and do something with it.
	So have you guys ever had any kind of psychic phenomena happen to you firsthand?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I've had that.
	The thing where, like I was mentioning before, where I thought something and then later it happened with that dog next door or somebody calling.
	And when I tried to do it, when I tried to get my ex-girlfriend who broke my heart to call me, because I thought about her all the time, but she never called.
	That's called stalking.
	Yeah.
	Notice me, please notice me.
	You know, I drove past your house 10 times and all of a sudden you waved at me.
	Yeah, she waved at me.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I've had that.
	You know, the idea of, you know, you're thinking of something and it happens or just weird connections that feels like to you personally that it had to have been, you know, something outside of your control or very synchronicity type events.
	But I guess the only weird thing I'd say that was almost psychic, but it was more of a just a weird feeling.
	My freshman year in college, I had this dream one night.
	Like I'm laying in bed.
	It's probably one in the morning.
	And I get this feeling of, and again, it felt like a dream.
	It wasn't like I was standing in my apartment, but like this ball of anger and hate, just like searching through the apartment complex.
	That was me.
	And I knew it.
	I knew years later, the first time I talked to you, it just sounded right.
	Well, you know, so like it was a dream.
	All of a sudden I woke up at the point to where it felt like it was about to get to me.
	I always would think of the movie Neverending Story, the nothing that was kind of going around searching, destroying everything.
	It kind of felt like that.
	Like if this thing got to me, I'm done.
	So I woke up, ran, you know, freaked out, got out of the apartment and left and went back to a friend's place.
	And like three hours later, after telling him this weird feeling that I'd had, we go back over to my apartment.
	When we get there, there's police cars and a fire truck sitting outside the apartment complex.
	And I didn't wait to find out what was going on.
	We went right back to his place and I stayed there.
	Like whatever it was that was going on, I either had like a sense of the future or just there happened to be random gunfire over by my apartment complex.
	I don't know.
	But it was a weird feeling.
	It's pretty weird.
	That's a good story.
	Yeah, it was such a strong feeling.
	And again, like I said, it wasn't like I felt like I was seeing the future.
	It was a dream that I felt I had.
	And I didn't want to be there to find out if the dream was real or not.
	I think that could lend itself to maybe some sort of intuition or something.
	Yeah, well, that kind of goes back to, I think, that we've, to try to make it scientific, that we've evolved our ability to perceive maybe things in a way that our mind hasn't caught up with, but we can react on an animalistic level when certain parameters get met, our body and mind react in a certain way.
	And it feels paranormal to us.
	It's like the idea of if a more advanced civilization comes down their science looks like wizardry to us.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's like your dog or your cat hears something that you don't hear.
	And then all of a sudden you see somebody walking down the street or something like that.
	I mean, there might be some sort of another sense that humans might be able to tap into, like internet, a universal internet or some sort of a way to get some sort of information that way that our brains can do, but that we haven't figured out how to do yet.
	Yeah.
	If that makes any sense.
	I think it does.
	When I was a young man, I used to have this recurrent dream.
	And it's pretty weird.
	I posted this on the forum a couple of years ago.
	But I had this dream.
	And in this dream, I was standing on this rocky precipice and I could feel there were hundreds, if not thousands of people standing behind me.
	And off in the distance, there was a doorway in the air, in the sky.
	And people were walking out of this doorway in this S-shaped pathway leading down to people behind me.
	And in front of me, there was an altar.
	And there were four guys standing at each corner of the altar.
	And there was a woman lying on the altar.
	And all of a sudden, she turns and she looks at me.
	And I wake up.
	And I had that dream.
	I kid you not, 20 or more times.
	Then one day, this is my early 20s, and I was on a flight from Colorado Springs to Billings, Montana, and I got bumped up to first class.
	And I'm sitting there kind of just enjoying the fact that this poor kid's sitting in first class.
	And I look to my left, and there's a woman sitting there with four guys pretty much waiting on her hand and knee.
	And she looks just like the woman in my dream.
	But I'm a chicken shit.
	So I'm like, oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm not saying anything.
	Oh, my God.
	So finally, the plane lands.
	And I figure, I figure, screw it.
	I've got to check this out.
	So I start walking up to try to meet her, and they take off down the hallway, whatever it's called.
	And I get within probably 10 feet of getting her attention.
	And they exit through a side door.
	And as they're exiting, she looks at me and smiles.
	And that's how it ends.
	That's the last of it.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	True story.
	All the dreams you had, were they about the same?
	They were exactly the same.
	Yeah.
	Man.
	Aldous had a story similar to that last a couple weeks ago where he was talking about, and he might have been on LSD.
	We don't know.
	But he saw, I guess he said he saw a ghost or something.
	And he ended up meeting the person that looked exactly like the ghost a couple years later.
	I remember that.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Then they're like friends now, right?
	Yeah.
	The thing that always is, excuse me, crazy to me is when you have that reoccurring dream.
	I've never had an experience where something in a reoccurring dream shows up in the real world, but it always fascinates me because like I'll get stuck in reoccurring dreams that I'm like, okay, what's my psyche trying to tell me in the moment?
	Why do I keep dreaming that I'm falling or whatever it is?
	And of course, I never get to the answer to it, but I couldn't imagine actually having something from that show up in the real world.
	Have you ever tried to do lucid dreaming?
	Yeah, I can, I mean, like, I don't know if it's, like, I can fall asleep.
	Like, if I were to put my head down, I'd fall asleep right now.
	And I can usually, if I just instantly fall asleep, I can have some control and realize I'm in a dream.
	Like, like what I mentioned earlier, I knew I was in a dream in it.
	And so not that I have the control like Neo would, where I could start flying through the air and everything.
	But I'm able usually to the dreams that I remember at least when I wake up are ones that I clearly had control of the fact it was a dream inside of.
	Really?
	So you became aware that you were dreaming and you could manipulate the dream?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, like a reoccurring kind of theme for me in dreaming, like if as I'm laying down, if I focus on a topic or an idea enough, I can usually get myself in a dream-like state at that point and move on with it.
	And like playing out movies, things like that.
	Wow.
	That's something when I talk to people, like most people, I guess, don't do that.
	But yeah, like I'll live out, I consider it like being in a movie in a dream.
	And it's so wild because time will pass differently in a dream than it does in the regular world.
	And it's wild.
	Because I had a dream once where I lived out like several weeks of time in the dream and I knew I was in a dream.
	And then I wake up and I'm thinking, you know, this is what the date is.
	And it's not.
	And it takes you a moment to draw yourself back into reality.
	Nope.
	Everything that happened in that was a dream.
	Wow.
	I almost always know I'm dreaming, but I have no control over where the dream goes.
	But I know it's not real.
	I'm rarely able to realize that it's a dream during the dream itself.
	You know, I've tried.
	I've tried to psych myself up and do a mantra before I fall asleep and say, you will become aware of your dream, you know, all that stuff.
	And it never works for me.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I mean, very rarely do I have like complete control to break the, like, I guess we call the laws of physics in the dream.
	I mean, I've had dreams like that, but usually I'm still in a world that's fully constructed based on my perception of reality.
	But I have the ability to, something I would not do in the regular world, I can still break outside of my typical personality and be something different.
	So in your dream, are you a tech support guy or what are you in your dream?
	Yeah, usually I'm in a cubicle answering questions.
	Those are my kind of dreams.
	Wow, that sounds so delightful.
	It's great.
	This is a dream right now, actually.
	Golly.
	Thought so.
	I've had various degrees of what was the word he used, sentient dreaming or lucid?
	Lucid dreaming.
	The most lucid dream I had once was this dream where I was aliens had invaded and they were exterminating humanity.
	And there was like the last hundred people on Earth where we were all tucked into this room.
	It was like a high school gymnasium.
	And I remember I was in the dream and I was like, I don't really like how this dream's going.
	And at that point, I just turned to one of these aliens that was standing to my right and just hit it in the face as hard as I could.
	And then at that point, humanity beat the shit out of all the aliens and I think barbecued the alien flash or something.
	I don't know.
	Was Bruce Willis there or Brad Pitt?
	Were they there?
	Well, I was playing that role in this movie.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	So Bruce Willis is playing a supporting role.
	He was cupping my balls as I was beating the shit out of the aliens.
	He did a pretty good job, too.
	It's very, very comforting.
	He's a professional.
	Sorry, I'm trying to do a laugh track here.
	Oh, nice.
	Tell me you'll put crickets in later after I was done talking about my joke.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	I need to put crickets in my soundboard, too.
	That'll work.
	Except I'm running out of room.
	I only have a limited amount of space and the whole entire half of the board is all Nori clips.
	Maybe you need another box.
	Yep.
	That's what she said.
	Oh, that doesn't work that way, does it?
	No, it doesn't work.
	Damn it.
	That's what he said.
	That's what he said.
	Can we get shirts printed like that?
	They just say that's what he said.
	Find them on cafepress.ufoship.com.
	We can do that.
	We need swag.
	We need gabcache swag.
	We do.
	Hey, I want to do that.
	Or you do.
	I mean, well, I want to put a promotion out there.
	Go ahead, Ona.
	I mean, seriously, there's a radio show I think you guys should give a listen to.
	It's called Audio Martini.
	Guy does a paranormal show.
	It's an hour long.
	He reminds me a lot of Ian Punnett.
	I think you might like it.
	I'm done.
	Radio Martini.
	Is it Audio Martini?
	Audio Martini.
	Is it audio martini.com?
	I think if you just do Audio Martini in your Google, you'll come to it.
	Damn right, I will.
	Okay.
	Usually it's more on.
	Oh, dear.
	Now we need a laugh track.
	Now we need, okay, I see I'm see, I was slow on that one.
	Counting on you, man.
	Rick Wood, yeah, Rick Wood.
	Yeah, that's the name he goes by.
	Well, really quick, I just went to his website, which is audio martini.com.
	And just looking at the picture of him on there, obviously he's a paranormal guy.
	There's something about the suit that you wear, the way you're terroristic.
	Has he got like a goatee and he's he's got standing holding there, holding a staff.
	Maybe the website's changed.
	The last I saw it.
	His website really kind of sucks, in my opinion.
	Oh, wait, maybe this is a Dr. Colin Ross.
	I think when you're searching for a name like Rick Wood, you got to be careful because it sounds like a poor name.
	Rick Wood is actually a measurement for buying a cord of wood or a partial cord of wood.
	Where does that come from?
	Because I would hear people say they need a rick of wood.
	And I'm like, what are you talking about?
	That's what they're talking about, ordering wood for their fireplace.
	Yeah, the sites changed a bit.
	That might be him.
	I don't know.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Like when you see the pictures of the different paranormal, what are they called?
	The shows that end up with a parade with George Norrie at it.
	There's a look that they always have.
	It's like one step below chiropractor.
	You're right.
	And like a spooky pose, too.
	Like an art bell pose.
	Yeah, except I believe that that was just Art Bell.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But they're impersonating the paranormal master.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	It's gotten even worse since the last time I was here.
	But yeah, that means nothing.
	I mean, if you saw a picture of me, well, someone posted a picture of me on the forum not too long ago.
	Is that the one where you were playing the cowbell?
	That was just today on the Capcast thread, right?
	No, no, that one.
	I wish I was as cool as him playing that cowbell.
	Nobody's that cool, man.
	I know.
	You have to recognize when you're not in the same league, and I know it.
	Oh, what was it?
	I think it was the general posted a picture of a red-headed dude in a thread about what do people look like.
	What did he call that picture like?
	Yeah, I saw the picture he posted to me.
	I was like, man, how did he find the picture of me so quickly and easily on the internet?
	Yeah, it was like scary.
	It was like a 12-year-old kid, 12-year-old redhead kid looked like Opie.
	Yep.
	It's like they ripped it out of my childhood.
	I remember that picture now.
	That's Chubby Cheeks.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Hey, that was my nickname.
	That was a good thread, but that was one of those threads that kind of died off after a 10-page or so.
	Yeah.
	It shot.
	I just read most of my threads.
	Three posts, and they die.
	The only one I've had any success with is the things that annoy you thread.
	Did you start that one, Onan?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	That's something to be proud of, my friend.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, I'm thinking about getting a plaque.
	You should get you should get to put your hands in the concrete at the Belgab Boulevard.
	Yeah, I need a star.
	You don't have one yet?
	I thought it was in the mail.
	Somebody stole it.
	Well, probably the issue is that we could look up the tracking, but it would cost money.
	Speaking of that, I ordered a gun safe last week, and it's a good size.
	It's almost five feet tall and a couple of feet wide.
	And UPS lost the fucker.
	Man.
	Man, something that big, UPS, the shipping must have been.
	It was paid for.
	Actually, it was FedEx, not UPS.
	It was paid for by Amazon Prime.
	Oh, there you go.
	I bought a TV from Walmart at one time, and I did their ship site to store.
	Right.
	The truck, now, remember I bought this from Walmart.com, and one of their trucks was going to deliver it from a distribution center to the store closest to me, and the truck disappeared, kind of like that flight three, whatever.
	The old truck disappeared.
	The trunk never checked in.
	After two or three weeks of me waiting, it was an awesome deal on a TV, so I couldn't pass it up.
	That's the best paranormal story tonight.
	It was crazy.
	So I kept calling the store, and they were like, you know, we look it up, and it's never checked in.
	I'm like, how does it not get checked in?
	We found it in the Indian Ocean.
	Oh, God.
	They think the pilot took over and took it.
	Well, finally, after talking two or three levels up their management, no one could give me an idea of when they're going to get me a different TV from another store or where my TV was.
	So finally, I said, forget it.
	And I went down to the next electronics store down the line, told them the story, and they gave me the same deal for it.
	And I walked out of the store with it.
	But how do you lose when you own trucks?
	And it doesn't throw a red flag up anywhere.
	Really?
	Well, and the thing is, Walmart is supposedly so expert at tracking inventory and stuff like that.
	I found the best.
	I used site to store once.
	I got a refrigerator for my office recently.
	I got a super deal on it.
	If I'd been able to get a fridge anywhere else for even close to the amount of money, it would have been even a little bit more expensive.
	I would have gotten it.
	But it was such a great deal.
	I had to get Walmart.
	I hate Walmart, by the way.
	Yeah, I mean, if I can, if I can, if I can avoid spending money at Walmart, I will go out of my way to do it.
	But in this case, Walmart, you know, I hate to say this, but they don't count on you buying from them.
	They count on the people who really can't afford to shop anywhere else.
	And that's a sad commentary, but it's true.
	And I don't know.
	I'm just tired of hating on Walmart.
	I think they're a sleazy company, but they certainly aren't the only one.
	They might be the one who mastered it and then published the information for others to buy.
	But there are a lot of companies now that pawn their employees off on public assistance.
	Oh, yeah.
	I was just going to ask, what's the number, the money, the dollar figure that having a Walmart in your area will cost the area governments or the municipalities in terms of lots?
	Yeah, it's a lot.
	Like $500,000 a year or something, if not more.
	Well, you know, I kind of look at Walmart's like a gun.
	A gun on its own isn't evil.
	It's not good or bad.
	It's just a tool to be used.
	It's all in the matter of who is holding the gun that makes it become something other than what it is on its own.
	That's how Walmart is, too.
	They are what we've made them become.
	And I hate them because of that still.
	Well, I disagree because Walmart is evil because the people at the top are like, we need to make money any way we can.
	So we'll pay our workers the lowest wage we possibly can and we won't give them benefits.
	And instead, we'll sneakily insist that they get what they need from the government instead of us providing it for them.
	Yeah, I agree.
	It's part of their human resources packaging.
	They don't make any secret about it.
	Go get benefits, yeah.
	That's what I always tell people, man, vote with your wallet.
	Yeah, well, that's kind of what I'm saying, that I guess our wallets are the guns, and we aren't using them, using them wisely.
	Walmart's free to do what they do without any kind of problems.
	Hey, what's going on, gents?
	Steelbot.
	Steelbot, what's up?
	Hey, how's it going?
	What's going on, man?
	Better now that you're here.
	What's going on, man?
	Oh, I just wanted to tell you guys, you know, the latest little paranormal stuff you guys were talking about there was pretty good.
	I like that, you know, and the story that I'm not quite sure.
	Was it B Dub?
	Or is it Mud King?
	Sorry.
	That was telling that tale there.
	That was pretty spooky, man.
	Had me thinking about evil chasing me?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that was me, Mud King.
	But I would gladly trade it.
	I wouldn't want that kind of a dream.
	I mean, like, I think it was me and Aldous were talking the last time I spoke with him on your guys's show there about my reoccurring dream is about just spiders.
	But I've always had a fear of spiders, but I've never had anything pressing where I felt like, you know, I had fear for my life because it was some just overwhelming fear of just evil or something.
	You know, that was just kind of like, ooh, I'm glad I don't have that.
	Yeah.
	I woke up last week to a spider crawling on my face as I crushed it.
	Oh, really?
	Did you eat it?
	Absolutely, goddammit.
	You know, they say that the average human eats like three point seven spiders while they eat during the year or something like that.
	You know, the little tiny ones.
	Yeah, that's not really true.
	Oh, I believe it.
	I saw it on the internet.
	It's got to be true.
	That's it.
	If you read it on the internet, man, it's true.
	It's true.
	I'm telling you.
	It's true.
	What's that, Stubat?
	I said, why is everybody going to give Flaky a hard time?
	Why did he have to call in even?
	You know, I don't know what the hell he wanted.
	Just to say that he wanted all this to take him to lunch?
	I mean, he just wanted to talk about his cell phone.
	Video today, if anybody didn't.
	Sorry about what cutting guys off.
	What did you say, Stubot?
	His latest video that he posted there, I saw.
	Hey, before you talk about it, you need to get a sign-off from him saying it's okay to talk about it.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Okay, Falky's for off.
	There we go.
	Official trademark, the guy in Pittsburgh.
	Whatever.
	Anyway, I'll send as many fucking people to his website of one that he needs people to send to.
	But it just cracked me up because I hadn't seen any of his shows in however long.
	And I saw that and I first thing it's in the highlights and tags was, oh, I'm going to call the Gabcast today because I'm going to bitch to MV about like he hasn't been paying attention or doesn't know anything that's going on.
	But like I said there in chat earlier, MV hasn't been on the gap cast as a host anyway since the first or second episode.
	So I like to know that Falky.
	Since October.
	You were still around.
	You were still around, Falky.
	So, I mean, no matter how much we've tried to help him, he said that he thinks MV was just jealous of his burgeoning success.
	Oh, Falky.
	Geez, here we are.
	This is the worst thing.
	I just thought it was funny.
	Here's the worst thing about Falki.
	We're talking about Falky again.
	I know.
	You realize he called it shot to be a laptop.
	No.
	B-Dub's head's about to explode.
	Fuck this.
	Fuck Falky.
	Fuck it.
	I wouldn't call this all the night.
	Fuck his Prius.
	Fuck it.
	No more.
	Wait.
	He bought an iPhone sheet.
	He bought an iPhone sheet.
	He upgraded.
	He upgraded to a cardboard cell phone.
	B-Dub is so angry.
	He's yelling into his mic and Skype can't handle it.
	It's all pixelating and stuff.
	Here's what I last noticed about Falki.
	He bragged about spending a lot of money on a new microphone, yet his videos afterwards, he's using his cheap-ass microphone.
	Goodbye.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	On a change of note, though.
	Albulus did send me a nice picture over the weekend.
	I'll get it posted up on Gabcast.
	He said, spread it around.
	But it was of some nice beer made with some nice THC oils in the upper California Hills area there that was called El Presidente.
	And you just got to look at the label.
	Oh, there's a thread for that now: the drug thread.
	No, that's right.
	Yeah.
	That thread's dead, though.
	What was it?
	Three days.
	There were three pages and it's dead.
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	I'm trying to be.
	Brett's dead.
	Well, how many times can you say you like a drug?
	I mean, okay, I like cocaine.
	What else do I say?
	Yeah, you know.
	I mean, well, do you just, well, do you like the white powdery stuff or do you like the finely cut in the rails or do you, you know, do you like the little key bumps?
	What, you know, what I use it as mouths.
	I just want mounds of it in front of me.
	I use it as a scouring powder for my oven.
	So I use it on my feet.
	I use it on my feet.
	I'm a good talc.
	On that note, I'll let you guys go.
	Have a good one.
	I was on my way to my cigarette and figured I'd give you guys a call on the way up there.
	All right, man.
	Good talking to you, man.
	Yep.
	Thanks, Steelbot.
	Later, man.
	That was great.
	It was.
	It was also sincere.
	You know, things from the heart.
	It just comes through on a podcast.
	I can tell.
	I'm so fucking tired of that.
	I know.
	I'm scared to do another spec sheet because he might call in.
	I'll never forget the time that he called in for an episode that's right.
	Yeah.
	I want to hear the story.
	God damn it.
	Tell the story.
	No.
	Hey, I support the embargo of B-Dub.
	I'm on his team.
	Him and Vladimir Putin.
	I'm on their side.
	For the sanity of B-Dub, we shall not speak Falky anymore today.
	Oh, my God.
	Falky.
	Or at least in the next five minutes.
	I'm just trying to lift the podcast up.
	Smoosh it down and jam it in the toilet, which is where it was headed.
	I just hate that I'm associated with this every time.
	You're a scapegoat, my friend.
	I don't know what you did, man, but God hates you.
	He does.
	I hate to tell you that, but you're the scapegoat.
	She does.
	Because she has to be a bitch.
	Just saying.
	I saw what was that movie where Alanis Morrisett played God.
	Yeah, that's Dogga.
	Dogma, yeah.
	That's a great movie.
	Yeah, I like that.
	I love Jane Sinla Bob at the beginning of it, how they're hanging out outside the abortion clinic because they think it's a great place to pick up loose chicks.
	That's so funny, man.
	There's so many good jokes in that.
	You're on the air.
	Hi, it's Unscreen Caller.
	Unscreen Caller.
	How are you doing?
	Yes, there's going to give you a lot of stuff.
	Gingers unite.
	Ginger support.
	Ginger powers.
	I've got the ring of fire.
	Ginger power.
	Yes.
	Ginger unites.
	Really?
	I didn't realize on screen caller that you were a ginger.
	I don't think I can be your friend anymore.
	Why not?
	Which one is Ginger?
	It creeps me out.
	To tell you the truth, I'm sorry.
	Oh, no, no.
	Really?
	No, he's busting your chops.
	I'm giving you a hard time.
	I'm feeling frisky.
	You gingers can't take a joke at all.
	That's ginger phobia.
	I heard about that.
	Just ginger phobia.
	It's ginger phobia.
	So what's up?
	What's up, Ginger?
	Come on.
	Nothing much.
	Nothing much.
	Single single.
	I was going through my friendresher invitation, but I don't know if I can really, I don't know if I can channel it today.
	Please don't.
	Oh, yeah.
	I don't know.
	No, I think I feel it's not.
	I think the franchisher, it needs to be spontaneous.
	So, like, next time you call, just break out a fran dresser.
	I will do that.
	Okay.
	I think that'll work good.
	That would work.
	What about?
	Go ahead, Escreen.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm talking all over you.
	Go ahead.
	No, this was just purely to support Mud King because he's been getting, he has been getting, he's been getting ginger disc, and I just, you know, he needs support.
	I appreciate that.
	Yes.
	I'm at a low point, too.
	So I'm not sure.
	The Mud King is much tougher than he lets on.
	I don't know, man.
	I'm not feeling so tough.
	It is so unfair.
	No, no.
	I've gone my whole life, just as unscreened, has, being the person that someone walks up to and says, my nephew or my niece has hair the exact same color as yours.
	And I say, that's great.
	Thanks.
	And then he thumps your ear.
	Yeah, or shakes my head.
	That is so interesting.
	Yeah.
	Keep walking and don't let the door hit you.
	Yeah.
	It's the only response.
	Well, no, my teammate is more warburton than my strawberry blonder it was when I was younger.
	Now it's a little bit darker, ginger.
	Yeah.
	Karen Gillen, Doctor Who?
	I mean, isn't she like a prime ginger?
	I mean, is everybody think she's beautiful?
	So, yeah.
	My question is: would you date someone who's a ginger also?
	Or are you strictly against the ginger girlfriend or boyfriend husband?
	Sorry, I said again.
	I am not a ginger phobe.
	Not at all.
	So what happens if two gingers mate?
	Do you get a what color?
	What color hair do their children have?
	It's never happened because it would create a paradox.
	Wow.
	That's where I was going to make a really useless joke, but I'm going to do it.
	I'm going to pull out.
	No.
	You just dated it anyway.
	Do it.
	Don't wait.
	Don't wait.
	Shame on you for that.
	And on this podcast, no less.
	Shocking.
	I know.
	Yeah, this episode of this podcast has been doomed from the beginning, so might as well.
	Yeah, well, I think I just drove it into the ground, so I think I'll go down.
	Hey, when it comes to words, all you have to do is say Ann Margaret, and you win the argument.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's right.
	True that.
	Kitten has a whip.
	Hello.
	All right.
	Running along.
	Bye-bye.
	All right.
	Thanks on screen, Colin.
	Thanks, CC.
	See you later.
	She didn't share a psychic story with us.
	Oh.
	Damn it.
	Oh, well.
	That's okay.
	So have you guys had any other encounters with psychic phenomena?
	You know, no.
	No, I really did, for a number of years, search them out, try to find some, but nothing.
	I had a weird experience when I was in high school in a math class.
	I hated, hated.
	I'm talking like, no, I was going to make a Falky joke, but I'm not going to.
	So you cannot resist the Falkey, can you?
	My geometry teacher.
	This guy was a fucking dick.
	Can I make that any more clear to you what an asshole this guy was?
	Yell into your mic some more.
	Okay.
	So he reminded you of Falki?
	He was the guy.
	He was an asshole.
	Well, do it live.
	Yeah.
	So this was a guy.
	Is one of these math teachers that like, if you didn't understand something, he made you go to the front of the class, made you go to the front of the class and do the story or whatever, or do the problem so everyone could watch you up.
	And then just a massive fucking embarrassment, it's a pain in the ass.
	And it just really, all it did was make me math phobic.
	And so, anyway, that was the person who was the bully in school who wanted a chance to win.
	Yeah.
	So, anyway, one day in class, I had this experience where I knew he was going to call on me.
	And then I had this really weird experience where my mind got kind of, and this is going to be, sound really bullshit, but it got stretchy.
	Like it suddenly, like, whatever was inside my head kind of went out into the world for just a second.
	And then he turned and looked, what?
	You're creeping me out, man.
	Go ahead.
	He turned, he turned and looked at me and he said he was going to call on me.
	And he looked right at me, but he said, John.
	And I was thinking in my head, like, call John, call on John.
	So he called on John while he was standing there pointing at me.
	And then he pointed at John and then he looked back at me and he's like, how did you do that?
	Wow.
	Oh, really?
	Man.
	Yeah.
	So that's the only time that's ever happened to me.
	And I can't explain that for a second, except that one, I really, really, really did not want to go up to the fucking board again.
	That is freaky.
	That is.
	You know, one thing that you kind of describe there, you know, your mind kind of reaching out.
	I never really thought about this as a psychic phenomenon, but have you ever had those moments where you're clicking on all cylinders and you feel like you're maybe a gear or two ahead of everyone around you?
	It's just like everything's just going.
	And like you really have no control over when that's going to happen.
	Or at least I couldn't.
	No, I agree with you.
	Like in the zone.
	In the zone, exactly.
	Well, I feel like that all the time just because I'm such a badass.
	But I can tell you that's like one.
	Yeah, no.
	Well, it's just, I mean, when you think about it, I guess that's a psychic phenomenon.
	It's like you know, you're in tune with the universe and it seems like good in that moment, you know, you really do the best decisions.
	Or maybe you're just around really stupid people.
	I mean, that's that possibility.
	And then maybe you had just the right combination of sugar and protein and vitamins and your blood sugar and everything is just totally optimized and you're just at like peak levels.
	Well, I want that feeling all the time.
	Dub, your story reminded me, your school story reminded me of something that happened to me in junior high school.
	I had a dream that I was in the library and the teacher was admonishing a kid about inverting his eyelids.
	You remember how kids used to do that?
	You flip their eyelids backwards and you see the red, you know?
	And it was just a dream.
	So the next day I went to school and our English class, we went to the library to study or write a report or something.
	And all of a sudden the teacher said, yelled at some kid, stop inverting your eyelids.
	And I went, whoa.
	I mean, it was like total deja vu, but I directed it.
	Yeah, it was, it really tripped me out.
	And I was only like 12 years old.
	You must have been smoking some good reefer back then.
	Yeah, maybe.
	I don't know.
	I think that's it.
	Or maybe it was a combination of the reefer and the Flintstones chewable vitamins.
	Weren't those great?
	I said, or maybe the kid inverted his eyelids every time he went to the library.
	Do you guys believe in the idea that there is a collective, like all of us are tapped into something?
	And not to go religious on it, but like whatever the experience that may happen after you die is you go back into that collective group hive mind, whatever you want to call it.
	And that's where psychic phenomenon comes from.
	No, I don't.
	That's possible.
	Yeah, I would think so.
	I don't know.
	It's hard to tell.
	Right.
	By the time you find out, it's too late.
	I actually think that if there is an afterlife, that there is something of spirituality, that the concepts, or if there even is thought, would be something that is out of the realm of what we deal with here.
	I don't know.
	I could be wrong.
	Yeah, I believe that, that if there is something else that we couldn't comprehend it anyway, so trying to understand it would be ridiculous.
	Does it be that time, guys?
	I don't know.
	I started the music and then we started.
	We got into like another heavy topic.
	So, I mean, we don't have to end the show.
	We can keep going if you guys want to.
	I'm good.
	Good, which way?
	Which way?
	To keep going or to keep going.
	Go ahead and vote for me to shut up.
	I'll mute my mic if I get enough folks.
	Let's continue to bore everyone else.
	Yeah.
	We got a new nickname for B-dub, Angry B-dub.
	I like that.
	Yeah.
	You're my favorite B-dub, actually, Angry B-W.
	Yeah, he is.
	Angry B-dub.
	The Angry Man.
	Well, next week.
	Talk about Falky, God damn it.
	Next week, I'm going to hulk out on you guys if fucking Falky comes up.
	Oh, no.
	I'm just going to.
	I'm going to rampage.
	Every Prius I see, I'm going to smash the fuck out of it.
	You know what scares me in the whole psychic thing?
	Guess what car I bought?
	A Prius?
	A Prius.
	Oh, man.
	I know.
	I feel like I'm going to, well, luckily I got a rope earlier.
	Now I get to use it.
	So this was for my last broadcast.
	I'm glad there was this one.
	Do you have box fans in your living room?
	No.
	Falky.
	You think I can get Falky to kick the box fan that I'm going to be hanging on to reach up to be able to put the rope on the rafter?
	We can only hope.
	I know.
	I hope he can help me because I want to share that moment with him.
	Oh.
	I need to have a free Falky sticker on my Prius now, don't I?
	Yeah.
	This is how it happens.
	Hashtag free Falky.
	Or you need to park it and let somebody hit it.
	Yeah.
	Done.
	Listen, if Eddie Coyle isn't back, then I don't think that Faulky's going to come back.
	Yeah, Eddie Coyle was cool.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he is definitely my favorite band poster.
	But I don't know if he was if that was a band or not.
	Yeah, that's what I was just going to ask.
	If it was, if it was, if he was banned or if it was Coyle's decision to leave.
	Yeah, it was both, but I'm speculating.
	I don't know.
	I remember I was up for some reason when that was going on because it was like overnight and I just saw Eddie Coyle was going after somebody and it was pretty much all over the forum and they were posting.
	I was like, dude, don't do this.
	It's going to end badly.
	And he just could not, he could not pull like climb down.
	He needed to get back on the meds.
	Yeah, he needed to get back on the meds so we all could be happy with the good posts.
	Because yeah, I mean, there were several times that, yeah, he would just go off the rails.
	And when he wasn't doing that, he was one of my favorite people to watch post or to see.
	I mean, I can't silly.
	In my opinion, nobody touches him as far as intelligence.
	He was able to make connections that few people could.
	Yeah.
	He's brilliant.
	And I wish he were still here.
	I do.
	Does anyone have a way to get him on the phone with you guys?
	I'm just throwing this out there.
	It'd be awesome to have him call into a gap cast.
	Gabcast, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I think we try to.
	We put out, somebody put a message item on Bell Gab to ask him to call in, but I don't know if he ever, I don't even know if he reads a forum anymore.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I'm just hoping that the day Annagrammy calls in, I'm not on the show.
	I think I missed most of the Anagrammy drama.
	I think I'm one of the few people here that didn't mind her.
	I actually kind of liked her.
	Most there was just a tone sometimes to the post she would put that was unlike anyone else on the forum.
	She only, well, she was a bit too whiff and poof for me sometimes, but whiff and poof.
	I like that.
	Is that German?
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	Sorry.
	It scares me that I remember this shit, quite honestly, but one time she was talking about how she was very generous, and the way she proved her generosity was she tipped people in restaurants.
	I was like, wow, that's you kind of missing the point.
	Yeah, I guess it's funny how, like, when for a while, she was the dominant personality of Bell Gab, just like Fonke was for a little while for his stint.
	There's been other people in the past who Eddie even had his moment, Eddie Coyle, Eddie Dean, has every day.
	I mean, it's pretty much his world.
	We just live in it.
	Goddamn right.
	I know who pays the bills.
	My rent checks in.
	Yeah.
	The time that she controlled it, though, there's just a feeling that everyone was tentative to not upset her.
	And maybe I'm projecting that feeling onto her that it wasn't her fault.
	I think so, because I didn't have that perception at all.
	Yeah.
	But I will say that there are people that post and I'm like, I really don't want to respond to this because I don't want to turn this into a battle.
	So I certainly understand the thought behind it.
	Do you guys remember the argument that caused that made Anna Grammy leave?
	Yeah.
	Wasn't she fighting with MV or something?
	Yeah, well, MV made a remark about a nickname for a prolapsed anus or pink sock.
	But unfortunately, that unfortunate nickname or whatever has another meaning, which is when you beat the shit out of somebody who's gay or something with a sock that has like a rock in it or something.
	That's what she said, but I never saw that reference anywhere else but from her.
	Yeah.
	That's the problem of being hypersensitive.
	I mean, everything can be offensive to somebody else, you know?
	That's not hypersensitive.
	That's just being sensitive.
	That's like that time MV, we were on the air and MV starts going off about people with cleft palettes.
	And I'm like, I could never do that because I'd be afraid that somebody would be, oh my God, I have a cleft palette.
	I'm hurt now.
	But he can deal.
	He just doesn't care.
	That's fine.
	And I'm not sure about the cleft palette protesters that be walking up and down the street in front of your house.
	You can't understand them anymore.
	Well, that comes back to me, Mike.
	We're good people.
	We're good people.
	I'm not part of this, guys.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I couldn't help myself.
	We're the worst podcast ever.
	I like to think that I'm part of the best episode of the not that I really had anything to do with it, but I feel like I've been on the best Gabcast and the best train wreck now.
	I think that's an honor that no one else has.
	Oh, man.
	People do.
	Oh, dear.
	I can't hear you.
	Speak up, enunciate.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah, my eyes are all tearing up.
	It's three times.
	When you're on your way home tonight, three people with cleft palettes are going to beat the shit out of you.
	Kick your ass, man.
	Oh, dear.
	Oh, I'm sorry, everybody.
	That's all right.
	Well, just to bring that back around to the forum.
	We should have ended the show five minutes ago, and I wouldn't have gotten into trouble.
	Trust your instincts from now on.
	You're going to get a call from Keith any moment now.
	Maybe you need another puff of sphinctinax there, Eddie.
	I think so.
	Maybe we all do.
	I'm composed now.
	I'm sorry.
	What would you say is the dominant voice of the forum now?
	Oh, man.
	You know, it's hard to tell because there's not really.
	There's so many different people coming in and out, you know?
	What was the question I missed it?
	I'm sorry.
	Going back to the idea of being dominant voices in the forum, who would you say is currently?
	It's kind of nice to see Michael posting regularly again.
	I like that because obviously for all the things we talked about a moment ago, it kind of starts the conversation once he gets involved.
	But I really, once I return back to the site, I don't know who the voice is of the forum.
	Who's the, there's not a, I don't know, maybe a person who is just throwing out random, crazy stuff that makes it easy for everyone to jump on him.
	Oh, I got it.
	Camazotz Auto Matt.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I might agree with you there.
	The general's been really great lately, too.
	He's always great.
	He's funny.
	Yeah, I agree.
	He's like a rock you can depend on.
	I mean, he's always got something good.
	Yeah, I don't always agree with him politically, but I think he's always extremely well-reasoned and pretty knowledgeable about what he talks about.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I would agree.
	I can't think of anybody else, though, that stands out as much as Kazmaza.
	How do you say this name?
	Kamazat?
	We worked this out one time, and I can't remember.
	I'm not sure it's really important, but I didn't mean to quash everything, but I guess really what I'm really saying there is I'm too lazy to try to figure it out.
	Right.
	Well, you know, that's a philosophy I can get behind.
	It's very dude-like of you.
	Yeah, it's too much work.
	Yeah.
	The world's going to spin anyway.
	Pretty much.
	Hey, Onin.
	Onin, here's an idea for your epitaph on your tombstone.
	Are you familiar with the word or phrase, meh.
	M-E-H?
	Yeah.
	That should be for you, man.
	I like it.
	I put that in my wheel.
	Meh.
	Meh.
	That was here.
	Meh.
	Meh.
	So now we've evolved into just making noises.
	Meh.
	Yeah.
	Meh.
	Okay.
	We should probably start thinking about.
	Do you think?
	Yeah.
	Got some music there.
	Good night, everybody.
	Yeah, that's Britain, I think.
	Once again, I apologize.
	Curtis, it's great having you here, man.
	Thank you so much.
	Thank you.
	Thank you very much, Aparis, for joining us tonight.
	We appreciate it.
	Thanks for everybody who called.
	George, aka Falky.
	We had Steelbot.
	We had Unscreen Caller, Onin B Dub.
	I'm Eddie Dean.
	Thanks to everybody at ufoship.com in the chat room.
	Thanks to everybody at Bellgap.
	Thanks to Michael Van Dieven for posting our silly show on ufoship.com.
	And Eddie, thanks for what you do.
	Oh, thanks, man.
	You guys want a hug?
	We should do a group hug right here.
	Let me get a little sweatier first.
	Let me take my shirt off.
	There we go.
	Let me stop masturbating and then I'll hug.
	I don't stop masturbating, man.
	Good night, everybody.
	We'll see you next week.
	Good night.
	Bye.
	The Gapcast is not legally responsible for your feelings.
	Fuck Justin Bieber.

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