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The Gab Cast, a podcast about Bellgab.com.
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Is this thing on?
Are we broadcasting?
I think I forgot how to.
Hey, everybody.
Welcome to the Gabcast.
I'm Eddie Dean.
We've got Jazz Munda, B-Dub, and Onin with us tonight, the regular crew.
We were snipe hunting last week.
So I forgot how to broadcast tonight.
How's it going, guys?
Are you there?
I'm pushing buttons.
I'm just enjoying some of this good old barbecued snipe.
Yeah, it is good, isn't it?
You barbecue that and fillet it, maybe put it in a crock pot.
Oh, boy.
Smoke it.
It's in celebration of daylight savings time.
I think it's a great idea.
It's nice and tender, boys.
Speaking.
Oh, if you guys would like to participate in the show tonight, the number is 623-242-CAST.
Again, that's 623-242-2278.
The first frog in my throat.
So did you guys change your clocks?
Do all that daylight savings time?
Did I change my what?
Your cocks.
I change it every day.
I have my snap on today.
It's good.
So, you know, I'm in Arizona, so we do not adhere to daylight savings time, which I'm thankful for because I think it's a hassle and I think it's bullshit that you have to deal with that twice a year.
And I'm wondering, you guys are all in the East, and I know Jazz is in Australia, and you guys also do daylight savings time as well, but it's later in this month.
So what do you guys think about daylight savings?
Is it a pain in the ass?
Does it make a difference?
Does it help?
It's a pain in the ass.
I like it.
I think it should be all year round.
You should be ahead, one hour ahead all year round.
Yeah, why not?
Constantly setting your clocks forward.
How would that work?
I think it's a giant pain in the ass.
And what's confusing is that Indiana doesn't do daylight savings much like Arizona.
So I would remember like always as a kid, we'd go visit family in Cal or in Indiana, and then we come back to Ohio, and that would just really fuck with my mind.
It's like, because, yeah, it was just strange.
Yeah, because you have to, if you have friends in other areas, you have to calculate, okay, is it, is daylight savings time, is it an hour ahead or is it two hours ahead or is it behind or whatever, you know?
You can't call now because it's too early.
Can't call now because it's too late.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Onin, you were saying something about there's a city in your state that there's two cities in North Dakota.
Oh, North Dakota.
Okay.
Bismarck and Mandan.
And I don't know if it's still this way or not, but when I was a young man and cavorting, yeah, there was two cities butted up against each other.
And one of them went on daylight savings time and the other didn't.
So half the year, they were an hour different and the other half, they were the same.
It was crazy.
And there's people that work in other cities, right?
Or in that other city.
So You go across the street and you're in a different time zone.
Yeah.
You know, you're looking at the clock and it's five o'clock and you're thinking, I got an hour to get to the store.
And you cross there and no, you don't.
Is daylight savings dictated by the states or different cities?
Do they dictate how's it worked out where you guys live?
I guess mostly at a state level, most of the time.
Mud King has informed me that, in fact, Indiana is now on daylight savings time.
Go ahead, Donald.
Go ahead.
I read somewhere last year because there was something in the forum about daylight savings time.
And we save roughly 20,000 barrels of oil a year by going to daylight savings time.
And that sounds like a lot until you realize we use like 2 million barrels a day.
It's like, you know, that's funny because I was reading the exact opposite, saying that, yeah, we save electricity in the evening hours because you don't turn your lights on until an hour later because there's more, supposedly more sunlight in the evenings.
But that's offset by the time in the mornings where you have to have your lights on when you otherwise wouldn't.
Right.
I was reading the Wikipedia page and points for and against.
And the reason they originally started it, according to Wikipedia, is in the 70s.
I think it started a lot earlier than that, but in the 70s, they started it again because of the energy crisis.
And there's been studies.
I think 2006, there was a study saying that it saves energy, but it's only minuscule as far as residential energy savings go with that lighting.
And in 2008, a study came out saying that the exact opposite almost.
So I don't know what the hell to believe.
Yeah.
It was originally set up so that farmers could get to their crops easier.
And I'm like, well, just get up earlier.
I don't get it.
Yeah.
And I read something about that as well that farmers were against it in the 70s, I think, because basically they farm by the daylight.
So they don't really look at the clock.
It's, you know, when the sun is up and when the grain, all the grain dries out so they can, you know, harvest it.
Time is irrelevant.
It's just a question of when they have daylight and when they don't.
How wet the fields are, et cetera, et cetera.
But I think initially it was like a Ben Franklin did it.
And back in the day, it was all about like, this way we would burn less candles.
I don't know if it's still relevant, but it's definitely a pain in our ass.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I really don't.
But just in the last handful of years, it went to they extended it.
Now instead of having roughly six months of each, we have many more seasons or months of where we're on daylight savings time than when we're not.
Yeah, they changed the start time.
It used to be at the end of April, I believe, just a few years ago.
And they changed it to the beginning of March.
Until the end of November.
That was George Bush's doing.
Was it?
Yes.
Do you want to hear a stupid daylight savings letter to the editor that was in one of our newspapers here?
Sure.
I don't want to hear it.
It has to be really dumb to be a gab cast for us.
So this guy writes into the newspaper and he says, when I was a kid, we never had a drought.
And now we have drought after drought.
Then we started with daylight savings.
We started with a little bit, but now we have six months of the year of daylight savings.
It has just become too much for the environment to cope with.
It is so logical for six months of the year, we have an extra hour each day of that hot afternoon sun.
I read somewhere that scientific studies had shown there is a lot less moisture in the atmosphere, which means we get less rain.
I believe this one hour extra sun is slowly evaporating all the moisture out of everything.
Why can't the government get the CSIRO, which is our scientific board, to do studies on this or better yet still, get rid of daylight savings?
They have to do something before it's too late.
Chris Hill, Aubrey.
Oh.
Can we vote for president?
Yeah.
You think Chris might have just been joking?
I hope he was because.
That's funny.
If he wasn't, then I really fear for the state of our education system.
I bet he's also a member of the Tea Party and a birther.
Yeah.
You guys want to move on to the paranormal topic of the week?
Sure.
Yeah, let's do that.
So B-Dub, what is the paranormal topic of the week?
Well, I think it might be children who are called past lives.
Is that it?
That's indeed it.
Oh, okay.
Good.
It was your idea, wasn't it?
It was.
Okay.
I somehow believe parts of it.
I don't believe everything, but there are certain stories that I've heard that are really strange.
Yeah.
Especially the children, 18-month-old children or, you know, three-year-old children that know the name of their past life.
They have, they knew how they died.
And in some cases, they have scars on their body that represent where the other child was wounded or killed.
If they were, you know, if they had a gunshot, if they died because of a gunshot, then the child would have some sort of a scar or birth.
I guess birthmark was the word I'm looking for.
Have a birthmark on his body in that same area.
That's some of the stories that I've heard.
And that's pretty weird.
I can hear a skipping record.
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Who's skipping records?
I don't think there's me.
I think, is that Dub?
Dub, are you there?
Sounded like he was jumping rope or something.
Can you guys hear me?
You're cutting in and out, buddy.
Hey.
Hello.
We can hear you now.
All right.
Turn your radio off.
Sorry, man.
Well, I was just hunting for links for chat, for the chat room.
But, you know, so if you listen to the Mysterious Universe podcast, there's several cases where people, like children, recall pretty specific details from supposed past lives.
And if we can say that everyone's being truthful here and no one's misrepresenting any information, then it's pretty interesting stuff.
I mean, yeah, as long as everyone's on the level and it's not the parents who are sort of pushing the kids to, you know, Coaching them, you know, and if there's none of that, then yeah, this really is a freaky subject.
But how would the parents coach them and know specific details that about the past lives, like names, friends?
Some of these kids could recognize and identify pictures of items that used to be theirs in past lives, residences or houses they can identify.
What I'm going off of is that same podcast, that link that you posted, Dub.
I listened to that, and I don't know if they think they did the research, the two doctors, the parapsychologists that did this in Asia and in America, but it sounded like they did the research to track down the person that this child was talking about and verified some of this stuff.
In 2005, at the University of Virginia, they did a study.
They looked at over 2,500 cases.
You know, when you start having that large of a number, you can kind of start to eliminate liars.
You know, I'm the last one who wants to say there must be something to this because, you know, I'm kind of a hard science kind of guy.
But the best thing I can say is I don't know.
There's a lot of compelling stories that are out there that might be made up.
But, you know, there's one of a young kid who has a lot of history about how he was a pilot in a past life.
And the amount of information he knows goes beyond what your average person would know about flight.
So who am I to say?
And I think if you're talking about the same kid that I am thinking about, he was able to identify specific parts of World War II aircraft that a two-year-old would not know.
He knew he was building some, him and his dad were building some World War II Japanese fighter plane.
And the kid said, this plane isn't right because the antenna is supposed to be right here.
And the dad says, well, how do you know that?
And the kid says, because I used to run into it all the time.
It's sticking out.
No, that's not the story I'm thinking of.
The one I'm thinking of is a kid remembers burning to death in a plane.
So it's a little more gruesome.
This one would be much more up Nuri's aisle, but.
Yeah, Nori would jump all over that.
Yeah.
How are you?
A little late with that one.
You're going to have to work on your trigger finger there, Eddie.
I am.
Indeed.
Were you done, Onan?
Yeah, I'm done.
Yeah.
I think the, yeah, the University of Virginia is where those two psychologists were that were on that podcast.
What was the name of that podcast, Dub?
Mysterious Universe.
Mysterious Universe.
And yeah, they did a lot of different studies.
And I'm hoping that they have that they did some sort of scientific method to weed out some of the coincidental cases that they came across.
And I believe that guy has a book out, and I don't recall his name.
I think his name was Tucker.
Stevens?
Oh, Jim Tucker, yeah.
Dr. Jim Tucker.
And the other guy that he took over for the initial researcher that started this whole thing was Dr. Even Ian Stevens from UVA, Virginia.
I didn't know that.
I'm just trying to think.
Were any of these guys on Art's show?
I mean.
I think so.
I remember hearing this topic on either Coast to Coast, either Art or George.
Yeah, I remember hearing a lot of past live shows, but I just can't remember children.
Yeah, that definitely would have been a George Norrie show, I believe.
Yeah, I think the first time I remember hearing about this may have been on Mysterious Universe.
Like I said, it's not something I have a lot of knowledge about, but I thought it was pretty intriguing.
It is.
Well, if Jazz can't pull up an Art Bell reference, then I'm obviously.
Yeah, there was Carol Bowman who was on in March 99 talking about that with art.
So I'm just trying to find if I have that particular show.
Are you going to listen to it right now?
Yeah, I will.
I'll get back to you in a few minutes.
Yes, Reincarnation Children, the episode was called.
Yeah.
So when these children have these stories, if they're real or not, does it lend more credibility to the whole reincarnation thing than when adults remember past lives or do past life regressions?
When they get the details right, that's, for me, the most important thing.
Yeah.
So when they can recall details and to me, that's compelling.
I think when most adults do the past life through hypnosis, and hypnosis is notorious for creating false memories.
And I don't have a, I don't put a lot of stock in it for that sort of application.
Yeah, I just was saying, for me, children, it lends a bit more credibility to it.
Look, adults can do research.
There's a lot of avenues where they can get that type of information from.
Whereas children, yes, they can be coached by their parents.
But I think coming from kids, it does lend a little bit more credibility to it.
You know, in the 90s, I was into a lot of new age stuff, and I was dating a girl that her and her family were into that, or her sisters were.
And I went to a past life regression meditation session.
And, you know, we did a meditation with gongs or something, you know, sat there and meditated for a guided meditation for half an hour or an hour or something like that.
And then we did this past life regression where she kind of guided us through.
Hello.
Is my mic breaking up again?
Yeah.
My mic is breaking up again.
I don't know why.
I don't know what's going on here.
Chick, chick, chick.
You need that $3,000 one.
I know.
I need a mic mod.
Hold on.
I need you guys have something to talk about.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Susan just posted that kids are notoriously horrible witnesses.
And he's right.
But this, you know, this isn't trying to, how do I differentiate this?
When you're just coming up with specific points as opposed to trying to recreate a circumstance, it's a little bit different.
But I'm not going to argue real hard that past lives are real because I don't tend to believe that.
But when you start lumping together over 2,500 case stories, a lot of that stuff gets weeded out in the statistics.
I don't know.
Oh, look, I know.
I've got a five-year-old daughter and I know she's not very reliable when it comes to recalling events.
However, if she started talking about a past life, I would put a lot of credence in there because I don't know where she'd be able to make that up from.
But not just like talk about a past life, but then there were some details about it that could be confirmed.
And especially if she started recalling specific details about it, then I would definitely, just because I know if I asked her what she watched on TV yesterday, she probably wouldn't be able to remember.
But yeah, so if she started coming to me with all this information that I could then independently verify, then yeah, I would think there was something to it.
Okay, is my life any better now?
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
That sounds better now.
Yeah, it's great.
That's it.
You've hit the sweet spot.
Oh, okay, everybody.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell was going on with my microphone.
I switched.
I'm using a different compressor now with a different cable.
So sorry about that.
I kind of panicked there.
I didn't know what the hell to do.
Anyway, getting back, this past life regression, basically what I felt I was doing was just making shit up to make the, because there was maybe 20 people doing this regression with me.
And I didn't really see anything.
I didn't feel any past life.
I had maybe one fleeting image of like an old cabin and that was it.
And then at the end, we had to tell everybody, you know, share with a group what we experienced.
And I just was making shit up off the top of my head.
You know, my name was Jebediah and I broke my arm and my wife died when she was plowing the field.
You know, I don't remember what the hell I, what I said, but I was thinking to myself, you know, it was it was peer pressure basically because I had to come up with something in front of all these people because, you know, everybody had a story and I don't know if they felt the same as I did where I didn't really see anything.
But I'm sure there's a definition of what that is.
It's peer pressure or what is that, Onan, when you feel pressured to make something up or share with a group so you're not left out.
Cowardice.
Cowardice.
No, you know you're not going to get laid when you're not part of the group.
That's what it was.
Peer pressure is a real thing.
It can be as simplistic as two people misleading you on what line is the longest, you know, to what kind of clothes are the best to wear.
Yeah.
It's real.
Yeah.
What can you say?
We should, you guys want to take a break and have a word from our sponsor here.
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See if I can do this professionally like they do on the radio.
Okay, everybody, this is a Gabcast.
We'll be back right after this.
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Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
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That was hilarious, man.
Did we fool anybody?
We should have waited until April Fool's for that one, but yeah, B-Dub put that together.
I don't know how long he spent on it.
He must have spent the entire weekend.
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Probably.
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I would actually pay money to get that ad on Coast to Coast.
See if we can slip it past George.
Yeah, I'm sure he doesn't listen to the ads anyway.
I would pay extra to have it one of the ads that he reads out.
That would be good.
So it looks like 000 wants another Jazz Moon to a poop story.
I don't know if we have any of those.
Are you prepared to talk about poop jazz?
000 in the UFOship.com chat room.
That would be correct, sir.
Yeah, I don't have a recent one.
I can go back to my childhood.
I can go back to my childhood when I pooped in my pants while riding a bike, but that's gone.
So do we really want to hear that?
No, and I don't think I want to relive it either.
How old were you?
I was probably about 50.
And it was my dad's fault because we were out somewhere and he wouldn't take me home or take me to a bathroom.
That's considered child abuse, yeah.
Yeah, it is.
So that's our poop story for this Monday's capcast, everybody.
Well, and I hope you all enjoyed it.
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Yes.
I should have had this underneath as a music bed.
Tell us what your poop story is, Jazz Munda.
Oh, and then at the end...
This soundboard is awesome.
There's too many buttons, though.
Speaking of the soundboard, I have another clip of.
I can do the drive-through thing or I can do the how to post on forums PSA.
I'll let you guys choose which one.
Drive-through.
Drive-through.
Okay, here's a drive-thru one.
A double cheeseburger.
Onion ring.
Please.
Did you get my order?
No, I want a cheeseburger.
A double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink.
I want a comic!
Shut up!
A double cheeseburger!
Say it!
Double cheeseburger!
Double cheeseburger!
Right!
Onion rings!
Say it!
Onion rings!
Onion rings!
Strange!
Strange!
Drink!
Say it!
Drink!
I want a double cheeseburger!
Onion rings!
As if you normally talk.
You know, that is frustrating.
Although the technology for drive-through speakers is better than it used to be in maybe the 80s or 90s.
But there's still occasionally where you have no idea what the fuck the person is saying.
Yeah, generally speaking, any food that I get at a fast food place, I try to avoid.
I'm with you on that one.
I will on occasion stop at Steak and Shakers and get like a hamburger.
But what's this?
Schnaipe and Schnakers?
I'd like a Schnipe burger.
Give me a Snipe Burger with the extra fur.
Extra fur.
And a side of buckshot.
Sometimes I'll just go in and order and just bypass the whole drive-thru experience.
I prefer the drive-thru.
You get served a lot quicker.
Drive-through seems to get priority, whereas when you have to line up behind someone.
No, I prefer.
Yeah, but see, then you can't see them peeing your Coke.
Yeah, well, that's true.
I just assume that they're doing that.
That I would definitely never send food back at a fast food restaurant.
Oh, that, yeah.
I've learned that or not learned it, but I stay away from it.
Even in restaurants, you do not send it back no matter what.
Yeah, it doesn't matter where.
Even if you're going to a fine dining restaurant, there's no way I'd send food back.
Yeah, if there's something wrong with it, you don't like it, just take it away.
Do you want something else?
No, I'm fine.
I'll just sit here and eat the bread on the table.
I'm fine.
I send it back.
Do you?
I do.
What do you think you're going to get back?
Well, I like to think I'm in a high-class restaurant that's not going to pull that shit.
Hardee's or Denny's?
Yeah, Denny's.
Yeah, you know.
Waffle House.
The good places.
Go ahead.
No, I sometimes buy, you know, I get a fish dinner, and if that's not cooked, it's going back.
I'm sorry.
Push your sperm on it if you want, but raw fish.
Well, I'm reminded of that scene in Road Trip where they stop and get French toast, and the guy's like, oh, I can't have sugar.
And so they send it back.
And like Horatio San, like, is like, oh, okay, sure.
And he sticks the French toast in his pants.
He goes in the pack and sticks it in his pants and farts on it and then brings it back and is like, oh, is that better?
Delicious.
Oh, it's very good, sir.
Thank you.
Would you like me to, you like some more coffee with that too, please?
Yeah, really.
Yeah, that's a funny scene.
You know, that probably only happens maybe five or 10% of the time.
Maybe if even that, depending, really depending on the restaurant you're in.
I've worked in a lot of restaurants.
I've never seen anybody do anything like that.
I've heard horror stories of employees actually peeing in the ice machines.
You know, they get disgruntled and a lot of the restaurants have teenagers working there and they get pissed off and they start doing stuff to the food and all that other stuff.
I mean, it's not to say that can't happen, but like I said, I've worked in a lot of restaurants.
I've never seen anybody do that.
Have you ever done that?
You ever put your, do a little teabag dip in the teabag, someone's French toast?
No, I haven't.
Yeah, I've never done anything like that.
There was a pizza hut in West Virginia that was shut down after the manager was caught peeing in the sink.
Being in the kitchen sink?
The kitchen sink of the, I'll post the link to it in the chat.
Speaking of the chat, our phones are open, everybody.
If you guys would like to call and talk to your favorite host, the number is 623-242-CAST.
Again, that's 623-242-2278.
Yeah, do you guys have any horror stories of sending food back or drive-through horror stories?
Call in.
Or a paranormal past life regression or experiences, stuff like that.
Anything, really.
Open lines.
Do you guys ever get those fraud email that are from South Africa that promise Nigeria that promise that there's some amount of money being held, $10 million or $5.5 million held in some bank, and all you need to do is transfer it and you get 40% or 20% or whatever it is.
And I'm just wondering, I've always seen that as a fraud because, you know, you get the same letter, except the name changes, the bank changes, and sometimes the amount changes, you know, how much is in escrow or whatever's being locked in that bank.
But the English is always terrible.
Yes.
Countless of the amounts.
Yes, it is.
That's a good tip off, or you can tell.
But I'm just wondering who actually falls for that because, I mean, basically, they're targeting elderly or people that are desperate.
I mean, even if it's 0.1%.
Yeah, any dollar they gets, a dollar they got.
Yeah, that's true.
And I hear that they string these people along, too.
You know, you got to pay them a certain amount up front and then to do one thing and then something went wrong and then you got to give them another check, send them another amount of money to do the next thing.
I think there was a 60 minutes piece on this or some investigative news story about this where they went to Jamaica and tried to track down the people that were doing this.
I just got one the other day from someplace in Europe.
I don't remember where, but this one was about a very generous couple who had won 150 million pounds and they were giving away 1 million pounds to five people and I was one of the lucky ones.
Hooray.
Yeah, so lucky me, you're not to work anymore.
I'm good.
No, I just, you know, I just delete them.
I suppose somebody is desperate enough, they give it a shot.
I don't know.
And they can't really find these people.
I would think that it would be pretty difficult.
I mean, if they're professional criminals trying to rip people off, I'm sure they have guards and measures on their accounts.
And plus, it's, you know, it's across seas.
Yeah, that's the big thing.
Even if you bust them, what are you going to do?
You're going to go to Nigeria for 50 bucks?
Good luck.
Yeah.
I did.
There was a time about, I guess this is about 10 or 12 years ago where I got an email that was obviously bullshit.
And since I had Skype installed, I was like, well, I'll just call this guy.
So I used Skype to call this guy in Nigeria who that was at the middle of it.
You're breaking up again.
Turn your radio off.
You're on the air.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, what's up, man?
Who is it?
Hey, man.
This is Mr. Aldis.
Aldous Burbank.
How you doing, buddy?
Here we are.
I'm good.
We're here in Philadelphia today.
Philly.
So you're touring the East Coast, huh?
The East Coast is touring me.
Yes, I'm standing still, and it's checking me out.
How's the cream cheese?
Oh, God, that was great, man.
We just had cream cheese.
So good.
So good.
Saw the livery belt for the first time today, junk like that.
Did you meet up with the bait men in New York?
No, we so far have just passed each other, you know, kind of probably on the same block from time to time.
But he was traveling, I was traveling, so we did not see each other.
So how did you get out there?
Did you fly out there?
Did you take a train out there?
This time I flew not having too much extra time.
So I actually did the, I sucked it up and, you know, held my mouth and got the pat down.
That's my favorite part of flying.
Well, you know, I was just going to say, flying isn't that fun, but it sure works, you know, gets you there right away, saves you time.
And honestly, I'm on a joyride with my oldest son.
I just, I've had a busy life raising kids, you know, and you don't always get time to spend with them, oddly enough, while you're busy raising them.
So now that my oldest son is 28, he's a man, I decided, like two guys, to just go tour the East Coast and show them the old neighborhoods that I'm familiar with in New York City.
And we just did a guy thing for like several days.
So fun.
So fun.
That's cool, man.
Hey, I got a little past life story for you, maybe.
Okay, go ahead.
All right.
So here I am in Philadelphia, and I'm visiting with this person that I know.
And she's quite the weirdo.
But the way I met her was I was in a haunted house.
It was a truly haunted house in the southwestern desert of Arizona at these old hot springs.
As a matter of fact, if any of you all tune in to the games on ESPN recently, I guess Bill Walton showed pictures of these hot springs that I'm referring to here in Arizona.
He used to visit them when he was down with his ankle when he was with the Celtics and he was healing up.
And he was a hippie.
And that's where we all used to congregate in those days.
Anyway, I was told he showed a bunch of pictures of this place recently.
And there was actually a haunted hotel on the property.
So it was an old three-story thing, just like the Scooby-Doo cartoon.
And it was really quite spooky, but friendly, a very healing place, just a haunt of a hotel.
Used to be a brothel, this and that.
So this house was over 100 years old.
And we always felt like just the fact that it didn't burn down on us was a big deal.
Just big wooden hotels, totally abandoned.
Well, one morning, as I used to like to do there, I get up at 4.30 in the morning to go take a soak in the hot pools there in the hotel.
So I get up real early.
Everyone's asleep.
I'm walking downstairs.
And I see this person.
I clearly saw this person.
What looked like a young lady in some kind of period clothing, nothing modern, kind of looked like homespun.
You know, simple clothing with a bonnet on.
And I thought, who's that?
Because I thought I knew everybody who was there.
Who is that?
This looked kind of cute, interesting young lady.
I was like, wow, okay, so I should go say hi because we're out in the middle of nowhere.
So you saw her really clear?
I saw her very clear going from the hallway through a room into the other hallway, which I could only see her enter.
So I jumped to my left to see I could have a view of where she went into that way.
When I jumped to my left to see where she was going, she wasn't there.
So I thought, well, that's kind of weird.
And I didn't hear any doors open or close.
So I walked all around looking for this person because I was responsible at that point for the people on the property.
It's a private property.
You're supposed to know who's there.
And I did feel a little responsible for, hey, who's here with us?
I don't know.
Better find her.
I looked, I looked, I looked.
Well, clearly there was nobody there.
No door.
All the doors were loud.
So you could hear a door opening and closing.
You can hear footsteps on the old wooden floors, and there was none of that.
It was pretty odd.
And I saw such a clear picture of her, I just decided, well, whatever.
If she really is around, I'll see her.
And if she's not, I'll know.
Maybe I was seeing things.
And I never did see her again.
And I took my soak and kind of forgot about it.
Well, about two years later, I was in my house, and a friend of mine drove up basically from New York City.
And when we get to the car, I see this young lady step out from the passenger side, and it was that person that I saw in the hotel.
And I mean, it was her.
I recognized her.
I'm like, that's the girl I saw.
She even had like a little handkerchief on over her head that looked like the bonnet.
Somehow it was, I just knew it was her, and I didn't really say anything about it.
But this young lady has become a good friend of mine, and I'm here in Philadelphia visiting her right now with her son.
And it's just a weird thing.
I really felt like I saw her that day, and then I didn't meet her until two years later.
Wow.
And it's really not that significant of a thing, except for I know I saw her back then.
So did you ask her?
Did you ask her if that was her?
Oh, yeah.
Here, let me ask her again.
Hey, Wendy, was that you?
Fuck, I should say.
She just blew your whole story, man.
But, of course, she had not been to Arizona until the day she pulled up at my house two years later.
So go figure, you know?
Wow.
So what do you think it was?
Was it a vision of yours or was it some sort of, I don't know what the hell you would call that?
A vision, I suppose.
I think maybe she used to live there a long time ago, and we were bound to meet.
And sure enough, you know, we were very close.
You know, we're like similar creatures.
And so, I don't know.
We're still trying to figure it out.
That's why we're hanging out together and trying to figure out what this all means.
Has she ever had any visions or strange things like that?
Oh, she has them all the time.
She's a weirdo.
You should talk to her.
Yeah.
I mean, has she had them about you?
Did she have some sort of precognitive vision?
She's a lot of people all the time.
Well, don't we all?
Wendy, have you ever had a vision of me, honey?
She's just laughing.
I think we're done here.
Jazz D. Anyway, I do believe.
I actually, you know, seriously, I feel like we were supposed to meet.
And I probably wouldn't have really paid attention to her if I hadn't seen her before.
She would have just been another person, but I did.
I kind of noticed her more than I otherwise would have and said, what's up with this creature?
Who is she really?
I had a suspicion that she was like maybe not real, but it turns out she's pretty real.
Huh, that's a trick.
That's who I've got.
Anyway, it's nice talking to you guys.
We're going to go walk around Philly some more, and maybe I hear Ziz is going to be Ziz Neck is supposed to be just a few feet away from me tomorrow morning from where I'm staying.
That's right.
He's up in that area, isn't he?
Well, he says he's going to be tomorrow.
So we will run into each other.
And if we do, we'll shoot up a photograph on Boston Pics from the Road or something.
That's awesome, man.
And by the way, I really like all the pictures that you have on the on your thread there at Bell Gab.
Your traveling pictures, yeah.
You know, in the last few years, I've gotten to this phase in my life to where it's more and more about art.
And I'm not saying my photographs are art, but when I travel, one of the main things I do is bring home images from my travels, and I really enjoy looking at them later.
So I appreciate that.
You guys appreciate it.
It's kind of fun.
Yeah, if you meet up with Ziznak and you have a photo with him, can you post it?
But make sure that he photoshops the head of George Norrie on top of your head.
Who are you?
Yes.
Yeah, Ziznak is famous for doing that.
With pants or without?
Without, of course.
That's default.
All right.
Yeah.
All right, we'll set that up for you guys.
You hear that, Viz?
All right.
Thanks, Aldous.
Nice talking to you.
Have you always been a little bit more comfortable?
Wait a minute, man.
I don't know.
Did my mic cut out again?
No?
I don't know.
I think so.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
It sounds okay now.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I wasn't listening.
I guess start taking orders or something.
I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a drink.
Jazz, do you have any Australian words you want to do that?
Yeah, we can do that.
How do you want to do it?
I don't know.
Give us an Australian word and we'll try to guess what it is, but you have to have a sentence or give us some sort of context.
Okay.
All right.
The first word I will give you is bludger, which is spelt B-L-U-D-G-E-R.
Okay.
Bludger.
These are words that are commonly known in Australia, right?
Yes.
Any Australian will be able to identify the word and its meaning on the spot.
Australian slang, basically.
Yeah.
Bludger.
Okay, can you use it in a sentence, please?
Wait, let me get some music here.
Okay.
Okay.
You are a lazy doll bludger.
Like slacker?
Yeah.
Yeah, basically, someone who's a lazy person, a layabout, or someone who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things.
So you are a bludger.
All right.
The next one.
Yeah, that one's pretty good.
Yeah.
Bloody bludger is how they would say it in Aussie.
Let's see.
Okay, this music isn't working because I want to play George Nori clips.
All right.
This is one we use to describe someone.
Not describe, to describe something.
Dead horse.
Pass me the dead horse, we would say.
Pass me the dead horse.
And it's one of those rhyming slang things.
So, oh, but you know what?
Does it have anything to do with whores?
No, dead horse.
Horseradish?
No, it's tomato sauce.
Ketchup.
We call ketchup tomato sauce.
So it's with the Aussies do a lot of rhyming slang.
So we'll take something like tomato sauce and use another couple of words that sound similar to it.
So my next one is going to be where is it?
Do you know what a Divvy van is?
D-I-double-V-Y van.
A Divvy van?
Is that like a paddy wagon, some sort of a police car?
That's exactly what it is.
We have a song that, you know, if we're at the cricket or the football and someone nearby gets thrown out for drunken behavior or something like that, the police will come down and they'll take a guy out and everyone in the crowd will scream at the person and go, you're going home in the back of a DV van.
Indeed.
Did you say if someone gets drunk at a soccer?
When someone gets drunk in Australia?
And it's named after the Divvy is a division and it's named after the protective division between the driver and the villain or whoever the suspect is.
No.
Thanks, George.
Go ahead.
All right.
Let's have a look at another one.
Stand by.
Do you know what a garbo is?
Garbo.
Yeah.
G-A-R.
G-A-R.
Oh, I know this one.
Somebody who posts on Belgab.com.
Very close.
It's the garbage man.
I wouldn't have gotten that.
He's affectionately known as a garbologist.
Good point.
Unbelievable.
Fascinating.
So, I mean, there's so many words that you just would have no idea about.
Do they look like you know your judo well?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had to go to the other screen to play this.
No, I don't even have that isolated clip.
I just have the limp penis one and the other one.
Get your hands off my penis pound.
Get your hands off there.
Love that guy.
Love him.
That guy's hilarious.
He's good.
Fuck Justin Bieber.
Yeah, definitely.
Fuck Justin Bieber.
Definitely needed to play that a couple times.
Fuck Justin Bieber.
Let's not talk about him.
Fuck Justin Bieber.
That's all that needs to be said right there.
So guys, have you been keeping up with the news of this plane that's gone missing?
And as the days go on, for some reason, I just really want there to be something paranormal about this plane.
Oh, yes.
And I guess maybe if they don't find anything ever, there's always that there'll always be that mysterious thing about it is what happened to this plane.
You know, I'm wondering how many children were on that plane.
Oh, no.
George, come on.
Come on.
There he goes, laughing at dead children again.
Jesus.
Oh, no.
I mean, there's got to be quite a number of children on it.
I mean, you go on any plane and you've got babies crying nearby.
So it was flying from where to where?
Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.
So I think isn't Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia.
Yeah.
I was flying on a Malaysian Airlines flight to Beijing.
There were several odd things about the passengers.
I mean, like, wasn't there one company like that, 20 people and some sort of technology that were on that plane?
I'm not sure if that's just a rumor or whether there's anything, whether that's true.
I mean, have you heard that for a fact or just heard that?
I read it probably on the forum.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not sure if there's anything to that yet.
And then there were the people that had stolen passports.
Yeah, there were two people with stolen passports, one from Italy, one from Austria, and the people who were the original owners of those passports.
You know way too much about this shit, man.
Yeah, I know.
I read a lot about it in the last few days.
So when did it, it's been missing for what, five days?
Two or three days, yeah.
Okay.
And they haven't found any wreckage yet.
No, no wreckage whatsoever.
They found a door.
Well, they thought they did, but I don't know if that's been confirmed.
I heard they found oil slick or something on the second day or maybe the first the next day after it went missing.
And that's been confirmed as not being part of the plane.
Really?
I think they could test the oil and it wasn't the same fuel or whatever.
Yeah.
But I think there were also six people who booked in on the plane or checked in, but then didn't board the plane.
So when that happens, they get the luggage off the plane.
So if you check in but don't board the plane, sometimes you're waiting in the plane because they have to get the luggage off that's already gone on.
Yeah, I can understand that because somebody checks in a bomb or something.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So, yeah, it's, you know, for some reason, that paranormal part of me just wants, you know, wants it to be something paranormal.
You know, there's not a Bermuda triangle in that area, is there?
There's an history of disappearing planes other than this one.
Well, where did Amelia Earhart go missing?
I have no idea.
There is a...
That was somewhere on the other side of...
Somewhere between California and Hawaii is where she went down.
Oh, Pacific.
There's a area between, I think it's like on the western side of Japan.
I can't remember what the name of the area is called, but there's supposedly an area that's like the Bermuda Triangle there where all kinds of weird stuff happens.
Yeah, I've heard that too.
They call it something different.
I can't remember what it is.
They've probably got a TM on that.
Let's see if we can find it on the interweb.
I don't know, but you know, if you stop and think about it, the ocean's a mighty damn big place.
And when you're looking at a plane, no matter how large you think it is, it'd be easy not to spot that thing.
I mean, I don't know.
Well, isn't the plane supposed to have like a transponder on it?
Yeah.
Yeah, and there's meant to be, if a plane crashes, there's meant to be some instrument that immediately starts transponding or something like that.
And that didn't happen.
Maybe it doesn't have that kind of range.
I don't know.
Especially they forgot to put batteries in it.
They have technology on ships that starts broadcasting the last known position, the last coordinates, once it senses water, salt water.
I would think that they would put some sort of something on planes like that as well, where it'd start transmitting as, you know, like a backup to the black box or whatever it is.
So they can locate it.
If it goes under.
WR-250 just said, well, if it's under a mile of water.
Yeah, but it would have gone off before then, I think.
Yeah, and they didn't even, they didn't even, the pilots didn't even say anything.
They didn't make any transmissions.
They didn't radio that there was a problem or anything at all.
It's just like they suddenly disappeared.
That's why it's either it's blown up or it's been scooped up by aliens.
Yeah.
Well, it has to be at least those two.
Yep.
I don't know.
I got no answers on that.
Has anyone listened to George Nouri?
Been talking about this and putting any type of paranormal slant to it.
Good point.
Yeah, thanks, George.
I would agree.
I have not listened to George Norrie in a long time.
Yeah, neither.
It was Bigfoot.
It was Bigfoot.
Yes, definitely.
Are we going to pack in?
I think we're winding down, man.
It seems like we're stretching to find something to talk about.
And I don't know.
It just feels right at this moment to end the show.
Thanks for listening, everybody.
Yeah.
Have a good evening.
Thanks for listening to the Gabcast.
You can download the show at ufoship.com probably tomorrow.
Thanks to everybody in the chat room.
Thanks to the hosts, B Dub, Onan, and Jazz Munda.
Thanks to Aldous Burbank for calling in tonight.
I'm Eddie Dean, and we will see you next week, everybody.
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