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The Gabcast, a podcast about Bellgab.com.
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This is the GADCast.
What's up, everybody?
I'm Eddie Dean.
Welcome to the show tonight.
We've got, I was going to say Onan, but Onin is not here tonight.
We've got Jasmunda and we've got B-Dub with us.
What's up, gentlemen?
Hello.
Where's Onan?
Onan...
Is he alive?
He is alive.
I think he has the same headache that I had last week.
So it's vagina.
It's definitely vagina-related.
It's a disease of the hatchet wound.
If you guys want to call into the show tonight, the number is 602-399-7131.
And I'm not sure what, you know, every time we start the show, I'm always concerned that, first, that I'm recording the show properly for the podcast.
Second, that the music is being heard.
And third, that I am not too nervous so I don't stutter and act or sound like a general idiot.
So I think I'm accomplishing all three of those at the same time.
Or at least the last one.
But it feels like I'm being pushed off a fucking cliff.
Like somebody just came behind me and pushed me off the cliff and I get that weird weak feeling in my stomach.
And do you guys get that?
Help me out here.
No.
Just you.
Just me.
I've got balls, huh?
Oh, I know.
I should have never said anything.
I get anything like that.
All right.
So what are we talking about tonight, guys?
What's on your mind?
Yeah, I just thought I've got a little anecdote that I'd like to talk about.
I don't know if you saw on one of the threads last week that I found this little tiny joint in a shared apartment that's owned by my mum and her two sisters.
And like, I didn't, I knew it definitely didn't belong to either my mum or dad or any of her sisters or their husbands.
But how do you know that?
Are your mom and dad pretty straight laced?
If you knew these people, you'd know it's not any of these people.
Definitely not.
So I ruled out basically every member of my family that had access to this apartment except for one or two people.
And one of them is my brother, who is, he doesn't, I don't think he smokes pot anymore, but back in the day, he was your regulation pothead.
You know, he was one of those non-functional pot smokers who never graduated to harder drugs, which is a blessing because if he would have, we would have been speaking about him in the past tense.
But anyway, I ruled him out because there's no way he would ever be so organized to have pre-rolled a joint and then not smoked it, you know, even if he was late.
Maybe he forgot about it.
He might have.
Maybe he was so high that he just totally spaced that he rolled that, rolled that.
No, but where it was, it was tucked in the back of a cupboard.
It was as if someone put it there for another day.
Oh, I see.
I can't smoke it now.
We'll come up here another time and I'll smoke it.
Then the only other guy it could be was my cousin's husband, who the best way to describe him for an American audience is that he's a redneck, you know.
That works perfect.
Yeah, to give you an accurate description of this guy.
We know exactly what that sounds like.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
His Facebook profile pic is of him naked with a large, what looks like a catfish attached to his genitals.
Did he go catfishing?
Did he go down to the river and pull that catfish out by the face from a big hole?
Go ahead.
This guy was basically suspect zero for whoever left the joint in this shared apartment.
Where, mind you, there are kids who stay at this apartment.
So it's going to found it.
Think of the kids, really.
You have to think about the kids.
Don't you have a special nickname for your Australian rednecks?
Yeah, it's called Bogans.
Bogans.
Yeah, but it's not like, I don't know, a rednecks for you guys, is that just a geographical sort of description, or can you have New York or rednecks in LA?
You can have rednecks in London.
They're everywhere.
They're everywhere.
Is it because they've migrated or you can just be someone from LA and be a redneck?
It's a recessive gene.
Okay.
I think it's more of a behavior.
Go ahead.
Have you not seen Urban Cowboy?
No, I haven't.
With John Travolta?
No.
I don't think I've seen that one either.
Is that a 70s movie or early 80s?
Early 80s.
Early 80s?
I don't think I've seen it either, but I'm aware of it.
Sure.
You're denying it now.
You have seen it.
You love that movie.
Maybe.
Maybe I'm a redneck.
I'm just playing smart.
Yeah, redneck is definitely a behavior.
Redneck can be anywhere in the United States.
It's not geochemical.
Yeah, that's the same as that.
That's a bogus.
It can be.
We should do like rednecks around the world.
Say, like, if we were in England right now, what would be the English analog for a redneck?
A piker?
I think, no, a Chev or a Chat.
A Chev.
A Chev?
A Chev.
Chev?
Yorkshire put if he was not asleep at the moment.
He'd let us know.
But I think that's what it is.
I don't know.
Have you ever seen a show called Geordie Shaw?
It's like the Jersey Shaw, but it's the English version of it.
That sounds horrible.
Why would they need to export a piece of shit like that?
Jersey Shore.
I don't know.
Because it makes tons of money and people love it.
Okay, well, the Jersey Shore guy.
Rednecks around the world.
They're not rednecks.
They're something else.
They're a different class, yeah?
The Jersey Shore people?
The Jersey Shore guy.
Yeah, those aren't rednecks.
Those are...
I'm not sure what you would describe them.
Guido's.
Yeah.
I guess Guido's.
We don't want to offend anyone, actually.
No, we certainly know what it is.
What do they keep calling themselves?
What's that chick's name?
Snooky, the little short one?
She kept calling herself something.
I don't know if it was a Guido or a Guidette.
Maybe, I don't know.
I think I only watched that show once and was completely disgusted.
I'll admit I've watched it, but only because my wife sometimes watches it.
Sure.
I basically blame my wife on any of these TV shows that I watch.
See, I have a problem because I don't have a wife or a girlfriend, so I don't have anybody to blame for my deviant TV viewing habits.
You like honey boo-boo, don't you?
Yes.
You've got a thing for the mom.
I love the dad.
I don't know the show.
You seriously watch that show.
Honey Bear.
What's his name?
Honey Bear?
I don't know.
Who cares?
I am going to pray for you.
I think this show's completely gone off the track.
So it never was.
Did you hear my opening?
So what happened to the joint?
Did you actually smoke it or what?
For a few days, I was going back and forth.
Like, do I smoke it?
Like, this joint was the tiniest joint you've ever seen.
Like, if you were comparing it to an ethnic group based on penis sizes.
I know who it's going to be.
It would have an oriental flavor to it.
Oh, goodness.
It was tiny.
And, you know, I was so nervous to smoke this, like, I don't know, you wouldn't call it a bad boy because it was the smallest thing you've ever seen.
But I didn't trust the potential source of where this joint came from.
Like, for all I knew, it could have been laced with horse tranquilizer.
PCP or something.
And I was trying to smell it.
Can I smell?
Maybe it was just a rolled cigarette.
But the way it was done, it looked like a joint.
Could you smell a joint?
Because I haven't smoked marijuana since February, beginning of 2012.
So that's a long time.
And the reason I quit is because the reason I quit is because towards the end of my 15 or 20 years smoking career, I was getting really paranoid.
And sort of having mini panic attacks.
Like, for example, I would be, something happened to my phone, my iPhone, and I needed to restore it.
And when I was trying to restore it, I was having all of these problems.
And I was high at the time.
And I was panicking about it.
And I looked out the window and I could see a guy parked across the road from my house.
And for some weird reason, I thought he was responsible for my phone.
Oh, wow.
That is paranoid.
And that's paranoid.
And I, you know, I never do any harder drugs.
So it was only ever the grass.
But yeah, I was having these mini panic attacks.
So, and, you know, for a guy who has kids, you don't want to be high and having panic attacks all the time.
How often would you smoke, Jazz?
I mean, it seems like if you're getting that paranoid, you must have been tokenized.
I was a very functional stoner until the panic attacks.
And I was right there with you.
Yeah.
I never smoked during the day.
I never smoked at work.
It was always after hours periods.
You call yourself a stoner.
Yeah, that's no kind of stoner that I've ever known.
You Australians can't commit to anything.
I don't, yeah, I know.
I know.
So I would smoke a couple of joints a night.
Like I started off my career, you know, back in the day, you know, smoking bowls and all that.
Smoking what?
Don't you call it a bowl?
Oh, I thought you said balls.
I smoke cock and balls.
Oh, that's a different pastime.
Good.
So we call it a bong.
Do you call it a bong?
So you're smoking balls.
Go ahead.
So I started off that way, but I progressed to just smoking the Johnson.
And I would smoke a couple a night, but I was a regular sort of toker.
And I don't know what happened, whether the grass just got too strong or something.
But yeah, I was getting panic attacks.
So I decided to quit and I haven't smoked for two years.
Do you guys have a medical grade over there?
No, it's not.
Or is it just whatever you can get?
No, it's all illegal, but it's hydroponic.
It's pretty crazy stuff.
Yeah, but it's not like, have you ever had BC, bud?
Like Burst?
Yes, I have.
I have.
Is it like that?
It's on par with that.
Really?
BC Bud has that name of, because my wife lived in Vancouver for a year, and I was there for three months while she was there.
And yeah, I smoked a lot of BC Bud.
It's good to know.
Yeah, it's very good stuff.
Have an idea for a new show, the Bud Cast, or the Weed cast or the stoner cast.
We need some sort of niche.
Guild Navigator, Aldous Burbank, who else?
BW in that not anymore.
I quit.
I think Redacted would go nicely in that group too.
Yeah.
I would love to.
I'll even take it up again to join the group.
For the new podcast.
Speaking of podcast, have you guys listened to the general's podcast, The Fret Files?
Yes, I have.
Is that fucking awesome or what?
It is outstanding.
Yeah.
I am, yeah, I was really looking forward to that when they announced it on the spec sheet, what, in December or something.
And yeah, I listened to that last or the first episode, and it sounded great.
And the general, what's his name, Eric?
He knows what the hell he's talking about.
He certainly does.
For some reason, it's completely riveting.
And I can't wait for the next episode.
I just went to Eric's website, ericdaw.com, and I'm thinking to myself, I need to get some of these shirts.
Because he's got the.
Does he got swag?
He's got swag.
These shirts are pretty cool.
And did you guys see the Fret Files logo that he posted in his thread a couple days ago where it's the Mother of Pearl inlay that says the Fret Files on a bad one?
making us all look bad.
Do we have a logo?
I feel like I've wasted my life.
I know.
Thanks.
Thanks, Eric Daw.
We need us.
Doing your awesome podcast, making me feel inadequate.
We need to come up with a Gabcast logo.
I don't know what exactly that would be.
A stain.
A stain in a motel room bedspread or something in the shape of not sure what.
That you can only view it under a UV light.
Yeah.
That's a great idea.
But no, it's a great podcast.
Like, I'm not, I love guitars, but I wouldn't call myself an expert by any means.
But, yeah, it's a really nice podcast and I don't – are there other ones out there like that?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I'm filling a niche.
Yeah.
I've never come across one.
A guitar repair podcast.
Yeah, I haven't gone looking for one, but I haven't seen one, certainly.
Yeah.
So it turns out those shirts that I saw were actually for the shop that the general works in, not for the general and his guitar repair or music.
So I was kind of off the mark there.
I apologize.
He works at, what's the name of the guitar shop?
Emeralds.
Emerald City Guitars.
That's right.
Emerald City guitars.
They're nice shirts.
I might get one just so I can look like a cool bastard from Seattle.
I wonder if that's like the, I don't mean to, like the guitar center equivalent up there.
I know that it's.
I mean, I don't, yeah.
Not meant in a bad way at all, just meaning is it a chain of stores or is it privately owned or because I think it has one location?
I don't like Guitar Center.
I've purchased a couple guitars from Guitar Center, but I prefer going to the local mom and pop shops.
You know, just it's got a better feel and I don't know, it's more personable.
I would agree.
We used to have a store here in the Dayton area called Dayton Band.
And they've gone out of business.
I think Sweetwater kind of made it impossible for them to make a living.
That's right.
Back in the day, I don't know if you guys are aware, Dayton, Ohio was a major player in the funk scene in the 70s.
There's Zap and all these bands that came out of Dayton.
It was like major, like the whole world of funk kind of came out of that area, the west side of Dayton.
And the Dayton band helped finance one of the Zap band's early demos or records.
So they had like a gold record in the guy's office, which always blew my mind.
I was growing up.
Is the corporate office of Sweetwater in Dayton?
No.
Oh, okay.
Just like you can't compete.
Like if you're running a store out of an office or a building in whatever city, you're going to have a hell of a time competing with a chain like Sweetwater.
A giant chain, yeah.
They're like the Amazon of rock, of music instruments, which kind of bites ass.
At Sweetwater, they also have a lot of studio equipment, too.
I've purchased a couple AMP processors from them over the years.
Exactly.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
No, I was just going to mention that the general said that to tell me, Jazz, that he's going to be interviewing Pearl Jam's tech soon.
Oh, really?
Damn.
Yeah.
We were just talking about how awesome Pearl Jam is live.
Isn't that right, Jazz?
Yeah, and I was telling you guys that I will be going to see Pearl Jam on Friday night.
Unfortunately, they're playing at a big festival, but apparently they're doing a double set because one of the other bands has pulled out.
So that's what she said.
That is not an effective means of birth control.
Yes, right now.
So they tell me.
I've only seen Pearl Jam once, and it was an awesome concert.
It was right after their first release, which was 10, yeah.
I get 10 verses mixed up.
Yeah, that was...
You were in on the ground floor.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a great show.
And there was all these girls.
I remember this one comment from this one girl after maybe the first or second song.
She's like, oh my God, I love him so much.
I want to fuck his voice.
Oh, goodness.
And I look over and she was like 12 or 13 years old.
Yeah, that was.
And I'm sure she's a doctor or a lawyer or something really upstanding right now.
I'm actually quite a hardcore Pearl Jam fan because the last, no, it was two times ago.
I go every time they come here, you know, so they come every two or three years.
And one of the last times they came here, my sister and I went to three nights in a row.
They played three nights at our main tennis center.
And it was brilliant because it wasn't the same show every night.
They played a whole range of songs from all their albums.
And I've never so good about them.
Yeah, I got a set list every night.
Totally different set list.
A few songs the same.
But yeah, it was amazing.
So they're playing this week, huh?
They're playing on Friday night.
I'm going.
Yeah, I haven't seen them since, I don't know, when was that?
Like 92?
When was their first album come out?
Was it 92?
All right.
91, 92.
Yeah.
I haven't seen them since then.
I know Eddie Vetter has kind of gone a different direction musically.
Yeah, I'm also going.
He's playing a solo show here as well.
I'm going to see that.
Doing like movie soundtracks and things like that.
Yeah.
He also did an album of ukulele songs.
Did he really?
Yeah.
And he's got such an amazing voice, so he could really just read a shopping list and play a guitar and it'd be good.
Yeah.
He's got to be in his 40s now, so I don't think he's going to be jumping off any giant amplification stacks at the show on Friday.
Well, every time I see him, he's drinking out of a bottle of wine.
Like he'll just nick the bottle.
He ends up being pretty pissed by the end.
So he's still got a lot of energy.
Yeah, that guy's crazy.
If anybody wants to call into the show tonight, the number is 602-399-7131.
We also have a new email address that people can not send us cockpicks.
The email address is thegabcast email at gmail.com.
Again, that's thegabcast email, all one word, at gmail.com.
Yeah, and if you're going to send cockpicks, make sure it's your own because we're going to post them on the site with your name under it.
Yeah, we don't want any copyright.
We don't want any copyright infringements of you posting other people's cockpicks.
I'm not sure what the legalese is about that, but.
Likeness royalties get expensive.
Yeah, they do.
And you also have the embarrassment of proving it in court with your pants down.
Yeah, that would be a blast.
Belgab.
I guess we're supposed to be talking about Belgab, right?
Yeah, what's been happening on Belgab?
It seems to me that it's kind of gone down another notch as far as the amount of people that have been signing in.
Have you guys noticed that too?
In the past maybe week, week and a half?
Well, yeah, the frenzy that Art kind of stirred up when he came back and was talking about the website like every day, every day.
It's died down from that.
Right.
But it seems to be stepping down like levels.
Yeah.
I think some of that's good, though.
But that means I actually have to get a life now and find something else to do, find another hobby besides sit and stare at Belgab all day.
It's got life.
Have you thought of maybe starting a photography shop that specializes in cockpicks?
I've already done that.
It didn't work out very well.
Copyright infringements, my friend.
I got shut down.
How would you promote that?
What would you brand that?
Cockpicks?
R Us?
I'm sure it's out there already.
Someone's got the rights to it.
But one of my favorite threads at the moment that also seems to be winding down a little bit is that saw art yesterday.
Oh, all these stories.
Yeah.
Where someone, and I don't know what the original intention of the original poster was.
Because when I started reading it, I actually thought this guy saw art yesterday and was relaying the story.
And as I'm reading it, it just, Art, you might be an asshole, but you're not that much of an asshole.
And then, yeah, I think it just sort of had a life of its own, this thread.
And now everyone's coming out with a little anecdote about them seeing Art Bell.
With their own stories that aren't true about not seeing or seeing Art Bell.
Mine was true.
Mine definitely happened.
What was your one?
If you recall.
Art came to my door with some Jehovah's Witnesses, but he didn't leave with them.
He just got a metal detector and started walking up and down the street.
And then the cops eventually came and they brought him donuts and coffee.
That sounds true.
What happened, man?
I was right there.
I don't think I actually participated or wrote a story.
I think I was just commenting on some of the stories that were already there.
But one of the comments that I liked was somebody said, okay, Art Bell didn't come to my house to use a bathroom, but his sister did.
I think that made it in the top right corner of Belgab too.
I actually got on top of the top of the right corner in Belgab as well the other day.
Twice.
It's been twice now, hasn't it?
Yeah, I know.
I'm on a roll.
You were mating with your wife through a window.
Something.
I wasn't really clear on that.
We have a short window to breed.
And what I meant by that was for some reason, my wife, she's a midget, she doesn't want to be heavily pregnant during summer.
She's shorter than me, but she's not a midget.
Although I do find some midget females to be attractive.
I don't know why.
Anyway.
I have a strange attraction for that too, and I don't know why either.
That's as far as I can see.
Maybe it's because they can give you a blowjob standing up.
But anyway, I, yeah, my wife doesn't want to be heavily pregnant during summer.
That's sex with jazz.
And you know what?
I'm so not like that usually.
Sure, you aren't.
Jazz is always sexing shit up on the site.
It's just Belgab, but I don't know what it does to me.
As Aldous says, I'm just a guy playing a guy, playing a guy.
Yeah, playing a sex addict.
So did you smoke that joint like right before the show started?
Is that what's happened?
I didn't, but I did smoke the joint.
Going back to that just quickly.
I did smoke the joint and I was so fucking paranoid that I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
And I had it.
We were up on the 20th floor of this building and I was on the balcony and I was having such panic attacks.
And my wife was asleep in the other room and I didn't want to go and tell her that I was having these panicked attacks because I didn't want to worry her.
Did she know that you smoked it?
After the fact, yeah.
Oh, okay.
She did.
I didn't tell her before.
So continue.
And I was having such panic attacks.
And I thought, what if I collapse here on the balcony?
No one's going to find me until the morning.
And then my kids are going to find me.
And I don't want them to find me.
Should I just jump off the balcony and let someone else?
I didn't quite go to that extreme.
But yeah, I had a bit of a panic attack.
So to cut a long story short, I will not be smoking, I don't think, ever again.
Say no to drugs, kids.
What do you think?
Drugs are bad.
Aldous, what do you think about that?
Panic attack is ecstasy backwards.
It is.
Aldous Burbank, everybody.
If you have a question for Aldous, give us a call at 602-399-7131.
Again, that's 602-399-7131.
So, Aldous, are you on a train right now?
You traveling?
I am on a train right now, as is my want.
Where are you headed?
I am headed east towards Greenhouse in the Sierra Nevadas, leaving Sacramento.
It's kind of pretty.
Are you stopping in Martinez?
Martinez.
You know, I was going to go to Martin yesterday today.
I actually talked, I hope he doesn't mind me saying so, to Falki on his phone today.
Wow.
I told him I had a certain window that I could have lunch with, and when he called me, I had missed it.
It was like two minutes after the train left.
So that's the story on Falky today, but we had a nice talk.
So you're going to meet up with him, right?
I was going to for fun.
I was in the area, yeah.
But didn't quite go out that way.
Sometime soon, just for fun, I want to hang out with him and feed some cats.
That's the plan.
Sorry, I'm messing with.
I had some echo.
I don't know where the echo from your phone was coming through, so I was trying to trace that down.
You guys have any questions for Aldous?
B-dub or jazz?
Just having a little bit of a think about that.
I don't want to make it too sexual.
Oh, no, please do.
Let's talk about some weed.
Let's talk about weed some more.
Because I know I had a similar experience as jazz here when I started as a career smoker.
I smoked a lot for a long time.
And eventually I just started freaking out.
I started having panic attacks.
I feel like I was going to have a heart attack.
So I just had to stop.
But a friend of mine had this herb that they would add to their weed and I could smoke it and I wouldn't have any side effects at all.
It was just like I'd never smoked pot before and suddenly everything was right with the world and I cannot remember what that stuff was called for the life of me.
Isn't there something?
Hey, it might be Lenoricus Sibericus, L-E-O-N-O-R-C-U-S cybercus.
That's commonly used to mellow the effects, apparently.
Yeah.
I was never into it myself, but it's a nice little smoke pulled together at that point.
Why do people get so paranoid when, or certain people get so paranoid while smoking when others don't?
Is there some chemical in the marijuana that does that?
Well, they say that the ratio between THC and CBD is what kind of balances that out or not so that the super high T strains are more likely to cause panic attack.
And that's why pharmaceutical people are looking into the anti-panic attack CBD effect as a proprietary compound right now because that would be good.
But if you ask me, I'm a hippie.
I'm not a biochemist.
But I am a thinker and smoker.
Well, what it is, is when that panic attack happens, it's God's way of letting you know you just haven't been paying attention.
Is that what it is?
In my book, if you're not paranoid, you really just aren't paying attention to me.
So you're supposed to be paranoid, and that means you're alive?
Well, originally, I think we were so paranoid, we all calmed down and we're supposed to stay on the edge of it just to feel alive.
I mean, that's why I believe we have the whole genre of horror flux and etc.
We just don't get enough of that feeling and it is a feeling and you know, that's why people do dope.
Not so much weed, but you know how they say it's to numb you?
Like, wow, I use beer to numb myself and all this crap.
I think it's kind of the opposite.
I think people use these things to feel something.
I don't know.
Like an adrenaline junkie who'll go out and jump his motorcycle over, you know, 20 buses or something, or the people, the skateboarders who are always trying to do new tricks.
It's like an adrenaline junkie.
For me, when I smoked, it was like my mind would just go 1,000 miles an hour.
And it was like I could watch 1,000 movies in my head in the span of an hour or so.
I don't want to overrate paranoia.
I'm not talking it up.
But the thing is, that's what I call THC road rash.
And there is like nothing worse, man.
I've had that happen.
It's like a stargate because I'm a longtime smoker.
I remember one time I went to Mexico and a brother handed me a little bit of bud and I took it to the hotel and it was nothing special.
Rolled a pinner, smoked it with three people.
Man, I ran out of that hotel and they could not catch me.
I was so freaked by just everything.
And I ran around the Central City Park for like an hour and a half before I could calm down.
So I know it happens, but having gone through it a few times, I really do feel it's like this quick flash of things you haven't been paying attention to.
Like maybe a fight or flight response.
It invokes some sort of a fight or flight.
The fact that I get high in Mexico and all of a sudden I realize, holy shit, I'm in Mexico.
Yeah.
You know, a little bit like that.
It's like the Furry Freak Brothers comic book episode where they're driving around all high and then they go by the Guadalajara prison and, you know, Freddy Freak or somebody, Phineas Freak, sees that thing and just freaks out.
First runs to the barbershop and has all his hair cut off.
And then gets on a first bus to the U.S.
It's a little bit like that.
I think that sometimes if you maybe haven't been paying attention to shit, that should have made you paranoid.
And you get high and all those gates are released and all the old stuff comes rushing through and it's horrible.
So I go by being a little bit paranoid all the time.
So that kind of stuff doesn't have to happen.
Avoid the rush, you know?
Paranoid and moderation is always good.
I'm paranoid right now.
I'm on a freaking federal train talking to a bunch of weirdos, man.
On the internet, no less.
I remember I went to Mexico with my wife in, I think, 2002, maybe.
And I was walking down the streets of Playa del Carmen, I think it's called.
And this guy came up to me and he goes, I've got what you want.
And he had what I wanted.
Exactly.
And what was that?
As well.
It was something that you rolled up and smoked.
Hey, I know that guy.
One time I got off the bus in Ports of Iarto with my lady.
And the first guy, the first guy that I see off the bus, he goes, you want some weed and you want a room?
Exactly.
It's probably the same guy.
He read your mind.
No, it's the same guy and he's following you around.
Yeah.
If you guys have a question for Aldous tonight, the number is 602-399-7131.
What's your favorite Star Trek The Next Generation episode, Aldous?
The whole Borg thing.
But I guess where the card became Locutus.
Yeah.
Probably the movie, right?
Wasn't that a movie?
Or am I?
Best of both worlds.
It was a double episode.
Right.
Okay, that's my fave.
Right there.
Gotcha.
Yeah, that is.
I know my Star Trek The Next Generation trivia.
I was a geek in another life.
Yeah, the whole Borg story arc was awesome.
And it seems like they kind of got away from that in season six and seven, didn't they?
Or am I not remembering correctly?
Well, my preference happens to be Voyager, as some of you know, because I'm into that.
And they had more little developmental interplay with the Borg mind, actually, in Voyager than they ever did in G&G.
Go ahead, Jazz.
Yeah, because in Voyager, didn't they?
They were in the Delta quadrant where the Borg originated.
So they had sort of more storylines that they could sort of use with it.
And they had a Borg babe on board.
Yeah, she with boobs.
And Jane Way kind of merged with Borg at some point, became Borg, etc., etc.
And then in the final two episodes, I believe, actually infected them with a virus.
Although I don't want to put out any spoilers here for those of you who haven't seen Borger yet.
This gentleman has like flour enough brim spit all over.
The authenticity of this goal, it's great.
So one last question.
Riker with a beard or without a beard?
And we'll take that answer off the air.
I think I prefer him with the beard.
I don't know if I would have liked him to be my boss, Riker.
He seemed to be a bit of an asshole at times.
Yeah, he was definitely kind of a douche.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got that feeling from him, too.
For some reason, I don't know what it was.
He just, maybe he reminded me of my dad or something, but I didn't like either Riker with beard or without.
But I could tolerate with beard a little bit better in the later episodes.
Someone posted this video of him sitting on the chair.
Yeah.
Every time he would put his leg, sort of straddle the chair.
I never actually noticed it while I was watching the show until someone pointed that out.
And I was like, that really is a bit of a douche move.
That's really odd, isn't it?
It's like he was mounting a horse or something.
It's like, hey, this is how I roll.
So I'm a busy man.
I don't have time to pull a chair out.
I'm just going to hop up there and mount it.
Exactly.
I don't have a vagina.
I got cock and balls and I'll just straddle the damn chair.
Yeah.
I used to be a part of this forum called Trek BBS.
I don't know if any of you are familiar with it.
It's a Star Trek forum.
And I remember years ago, there was, they used to call him Riker Stinknuts because he used to go up to whoever was on the, what do they call the guys flying the ship at the front?
You know, Data and Geordie used to sit up in the front.
Yeah, navigators.
And he would come up behind them, put one leg sort of up on the chair, you know, with his nuts sort of right in their face, you know.
So therefore, he got the name Stinknuts.
Yeah, he would do that a lot, wouldn't he?
He'd sort of have one leg up, crotch in their face, you know.
The helmsman.
Yeah.
What was the Wesley Crusher?
Poor Wesley Crusher.
He's teabagging Wesley.
That is not cool.
And Data.
And I think I pointed out on that Star Trek thread, which I love the concept of that thread.
And I would really like other TV shows to get there over time, get their own threads.
But I pointed out that Data is just one big walking dildo.
Because he's fully functional.
That's right.
He's fully functional.
He shagged Tasha Yar.
That's her best sex of her life.
Oh, yeah.
Rocked her world.
What did you guys think of the Tashi R character?
I think she was better when she became the Romulan daughter.
I agree.
She's better after she died or she went into the future or whatever that was.
Didn't she have an alternate timeline?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're my favorite type of episodes where something, you know, time travel gone wrong.
Hey, Jazz, can I ask you a personal question?
You sure can.
Have you been to a convention, a Star Trek convention?
No, I've never been to a convention.
Do you own a costume?
No, no, I'm not a cosplay dude.
No, I own a lot of DVDs and stuff like that on all, you know, Stargate, X-Files, you know, all, you know, Battlestar Galactica.
Do you have any giant teddy bear fuzzy suits that you wear?
No.
No.
And I don't have action figures, although I do have a model of the Enterprise that I keep on my desk, but that's as far as I sort of go.
But no, never a convention.
I've wanted to go, but I think I'd be.
I have a friend whose mother made him a next generation costume.
Did he wear it?
I'm sure he has.
How old is your friend?
He is 40.
Really?
Yeah.
Does he live with his mum still?
No, he does not.
Okay.
He has a job and he was married.
He has kids.
He's just a major Star Trek nerd.
Apparently, there's a Wharfs, or not Wharf, but the Ferengi cafe or whatever that was on Deep Space Nine.
Yeah, Las Vegas.
Yeah, it's in Vegas.
He went, and apparently he's got like the menus from that place.
And I think they even went on their honeymoon.
Yeah, I made out with a Vulcan once.
Ooh.
At that Star Trek place.
What was his name?
I hear the Vulcan women really know their way around a penis.
What's his name?
No, that was Klingon Lover.
I'm not good at speaking Klingon, sorry.
He's got to clear your throat a lot.
I went to the Star Trek experience.
Yeah, and I'm sort of started chatting with this Vulcan girl, and we hooked up a bit later on that night.
Yeah, yay, me.
So are Trekkies loose or are you just a handsome devil?
Well, I don't know.
Depends which way the wind's blowing.
Anybody wants to call the show tonight?
The number is 602-399-7131.
Talk about your Star Trek experience or I have a question for you guys.
Forum improvements.
Is there anything that you, any type of feature on the forum that you would modify or change?
Yes.
Not members.
I know that everybody has that member that they want to ban for life.
I have an idea.
Can you set it up so that it would block me, so I wouldn't be able to use it anymore?
And I might actually get some work done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've tried that.
It's like crack sometimes.
I can understand that.
It's a little bit.
Yeah, it's not that bad for me anymore, though.
Yeah.
I was thinking about maybe if they had, following on from the Star Trek thread, that perhaps they could have another section for TV, movies, music, books to have their own section outside of the general section.
That's a good idea.
And that might generate some more threads, more topics, look how popular the Star Trek one was.
But if it had its own section, then it could have a thread about Battlestar Galactica, all the other ones.
Something outside of the paranormal.
Well, outside the paranormal and outside of general, so it doesn't get lost in all the other stuff.
Movies, music, books.
Even maybe a sports section.
I don't know how active our users are.
That's what I was wondering about, too, because I just watched the Broncos make it to the Super Bowl yesterday.
And of course, they're my team, so I was extremely happy with that.
But I was hesitant on posting anything on the forum because I haven't seen very many people have discussions about sports at all.
Cricket and soccer, maybe.
Yeah, there's been more.
I've seen more cricket posts.
And it's just jazz, maybe.
Yeah, and it's just you in Yorkshire.
But as far as NFL football, that's really the only sport that I follow.
I mean, maybe a sports section.
I don't know if MV's listening at the moment, but yeah, give it a try.
Can't hurt.
What does everyone else think?
Listeners, do they call in?
Tell us.
Yeah, call in 602-399-7131.
We've got, I don't know, another 10 minutes or so, and then we'll shut her down.
My suggestion seems kind of stupid now.
All I wanted is on the top and the bottom of each page, when you go into one of the threads, excuse me, you see the page numbers.
Next to that, there's a page up, and at the top, there's a page down.
So it'll scroll to the top or the bottom of that thread.
I'd like to see a page forward and a page back because it'd be just much easier to have a little icon next to that just to go forward one page or go back one page.
You mean, like, so if you had like 10 pages in a thread, you would just advance to the next page?
Yeah.
Because sometimes when threads are large and you're on a mobile device, it gets more difficult to actually hit the correct page number.
Fat fingers and all that.
Yeah, definitely.
So do you use the new button in EW New to go to the next newest post on a thread?
No, I don't use that feature at all.
Do you know what I'm talking about, though?
Yeah.
The orange, you know, there's, I think it's orange.
Yeah, an orange icon that says new next to the thread title.
That takes you to the first new post since you were last on that thread.
So instead of clicking on the thread title, you click new and it just takes you directly to the first new post.
Yeah, I've used that before.
It's on the far right where the thread description is on the left and on the far right, there's this little icon that you click on and it'll take you to the next post.
I thought you meant the read all new posts or all of those features, which I never use.
I just click on each thread that I'm interested in and read it.
And one thing that I noticed too is if you go into a thread and read the new posts and you hit your back button, then it will still show the little new button.
Even though you've read it, it'll still show there's posts there that are new.
So the way you get around that is once you're finished reading them, you just hit, you don't hit back, you just hit, usually there's a line of like the folder names or something.
You just go back to general or go back to breadcrumbs, they're called, I think, in web forum parlance.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
But that seems to get rid of that new icon that shows up.
Now we're talking about forum workflow.
I know.
I know.
We have nothing else to talk about.
Nobody else is calling it.
We need more effective ways to waste our time.
Where are the callers today?
I don't know.
We usually have...
God, what a bunch of deep arrows these guys are.
There's a ton of people in the chat room.
Yeah, I know.
By a ton, I mean at least 20 or 15 or 20 people.
I've been trying to follow what's been going on in the chat.
So what are you guys?
We're talking about some random stupid annoyances, and one of the things we came up with was TV ads.
So, I mean, what are your TV ad annoyances?
What annoys me the most is just the amount of ads that we have.
The length of ads.
And I actually did research on this.
For an hour program today, we've got roughly 42 minutes of content and 18 minutes of ads.
And that's just an average for an hour.
That's crazy.
In the early, maybe 80s, it was 52 minutes of content with only eight minutes of ads.
So it's doubled since that time.
And I don't know what else they can do.
I mean, in the next 10 years, are they going to add another two or three minutes or are they going to find different ways to advertise, like putting a scroll bar at the bottom, which I hate some of the sports channels that do.
I hope no one in marketing and advertising was listening when you said that because you may have fucked it up for everybody.
Oh, believe me, they've already thought about that.
They're smart.
Hey, don't.
No more.
Uh-uh.
You're cut off.
Don't give me any more ideas, mister.
I don't watch TV for that very reason.
And it's real simple.
You shouldn't have to watch ads ever if you pay for cable.
And here's why.
I agree.
You pay for cable, and then you have to pay again when you watch the goddamn ads.
That is bullshit.
I know.
And I'll get off my soapbox right now.
Yeah.
I don't like, I think they don't really do it here, but they do it in the US, is they go to an ad break, and then they come back, and that's the credits.
Like the show finishes.
Oh, yeah.
It comes back, does the credits, and then while the credits are going, it does an ad for whatever's on next.
It puts the credits all the way up in the top corner of the screen.
And these poor bastards who have spent time working on the show get no credit anymore.
I don't even know why they do credits because no one gets credit anymore.
Or none that you can see.
And yeah, I don't like it.
And the worst ads are the prescription drug ads.
They're the worst.
Hello?
Hello, am I on the air?
You are on the air.
Who is this?
This is Redacted.
What's up, girl?
Hey, what up?
Hi, just hanging out with you guys.
Listening to Jazzy talk about prescription drug advertisements, though.
Yeah, that is a problem.
Or the depression ones where all the people are little robots.
They're like, don't you want to be a robot too?
Take a look at the business.
My favorite part of those ads are the disclaimers at the end that are said so fast that you can barely catch all the crazy side effects.
But this is going to cause anal leakage.
Yeah, but you always manage to catch one or two that scare the explicit Jesus out of you.
And I guess you have to weigh up whether it's worth curing the original problem only to be stuck with some horrible disfigurement.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
And they always say talk to your doctor.
I was actually prescribed some kind of anti-anxiety medication a while back and the side effect was uncontrollable muscle spasms.
So you're relaxed, but you're sitting there uncontrollably twitching.
That sounds pleasant.
Yeah, that's Friday night.
Yeah, that sucks.
It's called, I get that too.
They're called fasciculations.
And they're not painful, but it's annoying as hell.
Especially when you're trying to sleep.
And it was a shock.
I was like, is this really happening?
I can't believe this is actually going on right now.
Okay, another Twitch.
Okay, that was weird.
Yeah, it's like your skin is moving by itself.
Yeah, you would be just sitting there and all of a sudden your knee twitches for an inch or so and then your arm twitches and your head looks that way.
You don't really want to look that way.
It was bizarre the entire time.
I'm just going, this is really happening right now.
So the ads are correct.
I see they're overcharing.
So I definitely feel uncontrollable muscle spasms in the disclaimer.
Say that again, B-W.
I have that problem naturally, so I don't need to supplement it.
Redacted, you have a fan in the chat room.
Do I?
Exactly.
Camp CNP says you have an awesome voice, a nice voice.
Aw, thank you guys.
Did you find a new place to live, Redacted?
Oh, man.
I am at the new place to live, and it is apartment hell.
Oh, no, no.
Really?
You found a new place, the one that had the barking dog upstairs, and you had to turn on your exhaust fan just to get some peace and quiet or to drown down all the bullshit.
That's this place, yeah.
I have the fan turned off as a courtesy to you guys.
We appreciate that.
I can't be held responsible for anything that may happen because it's been going on all day today.
But it's interesting.
Yes.
Everything here, all the places I look at are kind of scary.
So, yeah.
It's in beautiful downtown Fresno, right?
Oh, beautiful downtown Nerced.
Who was posting the pictures of Fresno?
That must have been Bateman.
That was Bateman, yeah, but it looks pretty much the same here.
Any shitty town looks about the same.
Yes, yes.
Well, I don't know.
I think maybe I'm just too much of a hippie because this is like hip-hop land.
Do you get paranoid when you smoke?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
I was listening to your deal about everybody talking about panic attacks, and I'm going, hmm, maybe that's my problem because it's happening to me now.
How much of a good thing?
I just keep smoking anyway because I have to.
Have you ever tried eating it?
Like make some pot butter and make brownies or something?
Is that a different high?
I'm going to put on the list for sure.
Yeah.
Because I have some coconut oil and I want to mix my hash with the coconut oil and let that sort of simmer for a little while and then try drops of that.
See how that works.
I feel like I'm so left out because I don't smoke and I haven't since my high school days or maybe a little bit after that.
But yeah, so I still feel so left out when you guys are talking about all this pot stuff.
But I mean, I know people and have known people who smoke religiously.
So I mean, I know the culture and know the terminology and things like that.
But I probably haven't smoked in 10 years.
Is eating it supposed to be a better high or something?
It's supposed to be different.
It's a different high.
It gets metabolized by your liver differently and turns into a different chemical that you don't get when you smoke it.
It kind of goes through your body when you eat it and it goes to your head when you smoke it.
It's probably a little more healthy too because you're not inhaling some of the intoxic or not intoxicants, but some of the smoke.
Smoke.
Yeah.
You can get a vaporizer.
Yeah.
Oh, well, if you end up eating a whole cat.
I didn't think it's a good thing.
Plus, everybody can hear you hacking up a lung after you take a big rip.
You know, it's kind of obvious.
Cool.
Anything else, Redacted?
No, I mean, I was just wondering, like, you know, did you guys have a topic for today besides Star Trek and weed?
No, absolutely not.
We are completely unprepared today.
Well, we need Art to call us again.
That would be a good idea.
Yeah, I'm sure he'll.
Art Bell is going to call in on a show like this.
He's going to tell how he enjoyed it.
He totally wants to be associated with weed and Star Trek.
All right.
Well, next time I call, I'll actually think of something.
Hopefully next time we do a show, we'll actually think of something too.
So we'll try to be more entertaining next time.
All right.
Do please do.
We want you to entertain us.
Thanks, Redacted.
All right.
Bye, guys.
Later.
Ciao.
We had a bunch of people calling, too.
If you guys want to call the show tonight, the number is 602-399-7131.
The line is open.
So, do you guys have any tips for the checkout lines?
I know.
Oh, how to get through a checkout line quicker.
Mine is try to stay away from anybody who has a giant purse, first of all.
And anybody who's over the age of 55 or 60.
So you're basically profiling at the checkout.
Yes.
I do the self-checkout thing.
I don't know if you guys have that.
I do.
I love it.
And one of the best things I like about it is being able to use a large bill to get change.
This way I don't get a dirty look or attitude from the cashier when I use a $100 bill to pay for a $1.50 worth of stuff.
Yeah, but they give you change all in fives or something, doesn't it?
The machines?
No, you get notes back.
Oh, where I am, you get notes back.
Every time I've done that, I always get either fives or tens back.
See, I spend 20 bucks and I get 80 bucks in fives or tens.
Which tens are not quite as bad.
Yeah, I like to have smaller notes, though.
No one likes to change a $100 bill.
Yeah.
You're on the air.
Not that I have so many of them.
Hey, how's it going, fellas?
What's up, man?
Who is this?
This is Agent Orange.
What's up, man?
Hey, did you get that book?
Yeah, I did, actually.
This Agent Orange is the winner of our contest where we gave away the coming global superstorm.
Well, actually, Mud King gave that away and sent it to you.
Outstanding.
I'm glad you got it, man.
Have you read it yet?
That's hilarious.
No, I just took a look at it.
It was as crusty as I expected.
The pages were stuck together.
And also, I guess somebody's like, some little kid took a pen to the inside front cover.
I love it because I was set up that, you know, the prize is going to be a real nasty copy of this book.
And it lived up to that.
So it has a lot of character then.
Absolutely.
And once I'm finished with it, I want to mail it out again to somebody else.
Maybe you guys can run some other kind of contests.
That's a good idea.
Sign it and then send it to someone else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a really good idea.
Oh, Agent Orange, I had something for you here.
Wait, I recorded some voiceovers.
And for some reason, I included this one.
Tasty Canadians.
There you go.
Did you hear that?
Awesome.
So, Jazz, is that in Australian?
Is that a good enough Australian accent for you?
No, as I told you, Americans cannot do Australian accents.
Really?
I thought I got that pretty close.
No, cannot do it.
Thanks for bursting my bubble.
Yeah, sorry.
So if you had anything to change on the website, Agent Orange, what would you do on the forum?
Oh, I don't know.
I'm pretty happy with the site overall.
That things that scare the crap out of you, thread, is pretty terrifying.
Yeah.
I think it's turned more into a joke thing, though.
I think it's turned more into like a joke, you know, a bunch of jokes instead of things that really scare people.
Well, when somebody posted the little alien from Communion looking around the corner and then replaced the alien with George Nouri, that must have been Ziznak.
He always loves to Photoshop George Norrie's head.
Yeah.
I also wanted to mention this, too.
I thought it was kind of funny, but just realized the gab cast was on after I went to that Always Art Bell thread or something like this, that there's a new stream that somebody posted.
And I listened to Art Bell shows for the better chunk of the day while I was doing some work.
And that's the first time I've listened to Art Bell since the Halloween debacle.
And I haven't been back to revisit any of the old material and listened to that stream for a good chunk of the day.
So I thought that was pretty funny.
Isn't that stream taken down now, though?
What's that?
Didn't they just take that stream down in the past few days?
No, there's nothing up there today.
Is there?
They took it down and then it went back up.
Oh, okay.
I remember the last time I visited that thread, Art Bell Always, I think is the name of the thread.
Somebody was saying that the stream had gone down and people were commenting about Evil Premiere since a season desist or something.
So that's the last time I visited that thread.
So I figured that it was just gone.
It looks different now than it did before.
But I think that's because they improved it, that it would stutter when it was playing back.
But it's actually quite a good stream today.
I heard that show with the Area 51 caller.
And that guy gets me all the time.
The guy that was in the airplane?
Not the guy in the airplane.
The guy that calls up from the phone booth and then his satellite goes down afterward.
Yeah, that guy's awesome.
Hey, Agent.
Agent, let me ask you a question.
Yeah.
Do you guys have rednecks in Canada?
And if so, what are they called?
Oh, we have rednecks.
We call them dudes from Saskatchewan.
That's it.
You don't have a pet name for them?
Nope.
They're dudes from Saskatchewan.
Just dudes from Saskatchewan.
Yep, just like that.
So do they say about also?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Apparently, I have some kind of accent because when I was in Vegas, everybody said, hey, you guys must be Canadian.
They could pick us out a mile away.
So I don't think I say a boot.
Maybe it was those hats that you guys wear.
Isn't it those hats?
E-flaps?
The hats that say, I'm Canadian.
Kiss me.
You went having a mountain.
No way you could pick us out.
All right, man.
Thanks for calling in.
I'm glad you got that book.
Yeah, cheers, guys.
Great to talk to you.
And yeah, take care.
All right, man.
Later.
Later.
Rednecks around the world.
That was a good question.
And that's a great idea.
If we want to give that book away, just have him send it to the next winner and then just keep going.
Like, what really?
What name, say in France, if there are rednecks in France, what are they called?
Would that be the next trivia question?
La Redneck.
La Redneck.
Le Rednier.
You know what they call rednecks in France?
Go ahead.
I got nothing.
Oh, come on.
You can't do that.
La Roja.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe Spain.
Rednecks in Spain.
Well, anybody else?
Well, we got one more caller here, and then we'll shut her down.
I always say that in my redneck voice.
Shut her down, Skeeter.
You're on the air.
Hi, it's on screen.
How are you?
Hey, what's up, girl?
Oh, nothing much.
What's up with you?
Nothing.
We're just a show.
Trying to keep our head above water here.
I love that accent.
You're doing just fine.
Just fine.
I was going to bring up, somebody asked me the other day, if you hate George Nouri so much, why do you listen to him and then go on this written post?
And I really had no good answer.
Yeah, I want to know the answer as well.
That is a good question.
I don't listen to that shit anymore.
Neither.
But I mean, that's how I found the forum because I was so fed up with George.
You Google in George Norrie Sucks, you go to the forum and it's like, and you start posting how much you hate the guy.
I guess it's just, it's good to know that there's other people out there that have the same mindset about George.
I mean, I haven't visited the George Nori Sucks thread for, well, since Art came back.
Yeah, I just don't see the point.
I just don't get it.
For a while, it looked like it was winding down, but it's not winding down.
It's back up again.
And because the fookage never goes away, it's never going to wind down.
It's not going to wind down until Van hits Mars or something, whatever his contract runs out.
But I still have no explanation why I listen to him.
I don't.
I really don't.
Do you like S ⁇ M torture type of thing?
I mean, you like to be tortured and whipped and all that kind of stuff?
I like to smack my head against the wall because it feels so good when I stop.
I don't know.
Can I ask you, do you listen nightly to him?
Or is it just a concern?
No.
I have to go to work.
I would be insane if I did.
But if I'm up, I do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, and that thread is more entertaining when you listen along and comment and read, you know, what people are saying in real time.
But I just refuse to go backwards.
I can't.
I'd rather listen to nothing.
I'd rather listen to nothing than listen to George.
For your sanity, don't feel it.
The thread is better.
The mispronunciation.
He's unbelievable.
He's just unbelievable.
Yeah, it's just the things he says just don't make sense.
There's just no option to him.
Here's my theory about George: that he's so, his brain is so consumed with making his voice sound really good for radio that he doesn't have any excessive extra brain power left over.
It's all consumed with him trying to keep his voice like super radio-y.
He doesn't have any spare cycles left over for anything else.
Like his processor is maxed out and that's all he can do is just work.
He's totally pegged.
It's totally pegged.
Can't handle it.
That's as good a theory as any.
I mean, I think that works.
Works for me.
It's that one neural synapse that just keeps on going in a loop.
He's like the gift that keeps on giving, you know?
He really is.
He is.
Where are you calling from there, unscreened?
New York.
New York?
New York.
Awesome.
How's the weather out there?
How are you doing over there?
We will be having snow tomorrow at nine degrees.
And I can't complain because it hasn't been bad, but we'll be having soup.
Name your favorite pizza joint, please.
Oh, me?
Genevieve's.
Two blocks down from the house.
Jerry's Jerry's pizza.
We have great pizza.
Genevieve's.
No, Genevieve.
Oh, okay.
My bad.
We have great pizza.
Is that the best pizza in New York?
No, I guess people like Rays in Manhattan.
You know, it's good.
A lot of stories go there.
I think there are better places in Manhattan.
They have, what do you call it?
They have stone stoves that are better.
But Ray's is the most famous of them all.
Isn't there Famous Rays and Original Rays or something?
There's like different Rays.
So which one's the best one?
Because I'm going to be in New York in June.
Oh, probably Original Rays, Jazz.
Original Rays.
Okay.
Now for it.
Is Original Reyes the place that puts the sesame seed on the crust?
I don't think so.
Not that I would call, no.
I used to work with a couple guys from Brooklyn, and they would always talk about some place that had like sesame seed on the crust, which I thought was bizarre.
But they thought it was the best shit ever.
Really?
Ask Bateman because I think Bateman would know that.
He's from New York, too.
Bateman?
Yeah, I guess he would.
Why the fuck doesn't he call in?
He called in one time to Michael's show, the spec sheet.
I believe Soup.
He's doing the old lady voice.
Yeah, Marianne.
Yeah, he sent us a bit.
He sent us a bit one time we played on the third or second or third broadcast.
He's unbelievable.
That voice.
He's not the one who did Pray for Goatsy.
I don't know who did that, but that was perfect.
That was Rossi.
Yeah.
Or Saucy Rossi.
That's his cat.
That was one of the best nights of the website and the George Norrie Sucks thread, that night of Goatsy.
When we were looking for clues from George during the show, was he acknowledging us?
Was he not?
And he was.
Yeah, it was really him.
Yeah.
And Sardandi was the only one, the only holdout, and I think he's not around the forum anymore, but he was the lone holdout.
He said he just refused to believe that that was George, even after there was confirmation.
And George pretty much, I can't remember exactly what the confirmation was, but it was George.
On the Gap Cup.
No, on the spec sheet.
That's right.
That's what it was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He called in.
He said he would do a show, and then he has not made good on that promise.
No.
Well, did you leave?
So he is a liar.
He is a liar.
Well, he knew that, though.
Well, he doesn't need to do it anymore.
He beat art.
That's right.
He can go back to doing whatever he was doing before.
Sucking.
Still works, though.
What was that, B-W?
Sucking?
Still works.
Go back to sucking.
That's just sucking, spectacularly sucking.
Really, really sucking.
So unscreened caller, you going to the Super Bowl?
It's going to be in Giants Stadium, but no, no.
You have to have seasoned tickets for that.
Really?
And none of my teams are rated anyway.
So what do I care?
Who's your team?
The Jets?
No, Giants.
Giants?
Yeah.
Yeah, Giants.
How does it work with tickets to the Super Bowl?
What do you mean, how does it work?
Well, if you're a fan of your team, and you're a seasoned ticket holder, just say I'm a Seahawks fan.
Can you get a ticket?
I think you might be able to.
You're eligible to even try to get one?
I think so.
As long as you're a sea raw.
You just have a seasons pass.
Yes.
Yeah, as long as you have seasoned tickets.
And of course, you have to travel all the way across the country from the West Coast to the East Coast, especially for this year.
But yeah, I think each player gets allotted a certain amount on each team that's playing and the coaches and the fans, season ticket holders.
And then the local corporations, they have tickets too.
So they give out.
Yeah.
Yeah, and some of the prices for those can be quite like, I don't know, five grand, $10,000 for good seats.
Yeah.
Yep.
That seems low, actually.
You think so?
For good seats, yeah.
Yeah.
I think anyone that pays that much for a ticket is an idiot.
But then if I was a millionaire or a billionaire, like what's 10, what's 20 grand?
And who cares?
10 grand's nothing to a millionaire or billion.
Pocket change.
Yeah, that's true.
All right, people could come to my living room and watch the good year blimp overhead because you could see it from my house.
So there you go.
Unscreen caller, do you have an extra bedroom for Jazz to stay in when he comes to New York?
Because I know you have a thing for him.
The guy who spent half the show talking about weed and penises.
Did you have a room for him?
I'll perfectly take him to Ray's.
Does that have a double meaning?
Is that a double entendre?
Whoa.
Well, I'll take him down to Rays, baby.
I may be meeting up with Bateman for a drug while I'm there.
It depends whether he's going to promise to drug my drink and harvest my organs.
Have his way with you.
Oh, boy.
Well, I hear that's the thing to do in New York: to get drugged and either have your organs harvested or have some people have a good old-fashioned rodeo with you.
Unconscious.
Anything else, you guys?
We went late tonight.
Oh, we had a lot to talk about.
We had a lot and nothing at the same time.
I don't know how Jerry Seinfeld produced a very good show about that premise.
Yes.
You know, honestly, I prefer.
I could never, I never got into Seinfeld because those people were just neurotic and they were mentally ill.
But however, it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
It's fucking hysterical because those are just really horrible people.
Yeah, they are.
They have no conscience whatsoever.
They're just really horrible people.
And it's hysterical.
They backstab each other for a stick of chewing gum.
Guys, there's a baby in this dumpster.
That's a great episode.
Anyway, that's a great show.
All right.
I guess we're going to end this show.
Thankfully.
This has been the, oh wait, I I got a.
Let me try this.
This has been the Gab Cast.
That was very soft.
Wasn't that?
It wasn't.
Yeah, it was.
Oh, well.
We'll maybe work that out for next time.
But this has been the Gab Cast podcast about Bellgab.com.
Thanks to B-Dub.
Thanks for Jazz Munda.
Thanks to everyone at the chatroom at ufoship.com.
Thanks to everybody who called in tonight.
And we will see you next time.
Later, guys.
Thanks.
Thanks to Star Trek, Weed, and Penises.
Yeah.
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