Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Mamdani Wins, NYC’s Muslim Makeover, & Trump's New War
Aired: 2025-11-06
Duration: 01:21:01


=== Dictators, Communists, and Money (14:40) ===

[00:00:00]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:01]  Welcome to the most powerful podcast from the fucking shit.
[00:00:06]  Put some respect on our names.
[00:00:08]  All right.
[00:00:08]  We're getting dictators elected.
[00:00:10]  We're getting communists elected.
[00:00:12]  Whoever the fuck we want.
[00:00:13]  Shout out to Curtis Sleewell, who was ducking us.
[00:00:16]  Andrew Yang, remember that?
[00:00:17]  Andrew Yang wanted to give all y'all $1,000.
[00:00:20]  We want you to get your money.
[00:00:21]  But then what happened?
[00:00:22]  He got scared.
[00:00:23]  Now he's selling bubble tea in the east village.
[00:00:27]  Okay.
[00:00:27]  That's what happened.
[00:00:29]  You could have been a president.
[00:00:30]  What is he doing right now?
[00:00:31]  You could have been president.
[00:00:32]  Could have been president of the United States of America.
[00:00:34]  Okay.
[00:00:34]  Now we got some African guy running the greatest city in the world.
[00:00:38]  Yes.
[00:00:39]  So that's our second time that happens.
[00:00:44]  All right, guys.
[00:00:45]  So what's the deal?
[00:00:46]  Should we charge more for ads?
[00:00:47]  Like, what's really going on?
[00:00:48]  When you have this much power, when you really have this much, because we want all the credit.
[00:00:52]  If we got all the credit for getting Trump elected, you better keep that same ad.
[00:00:56]  All the credit.
[00:00:58]  Don't start slicing thin now.
[00:00:59]  Don't slice it thin now.
[00:01:00]  Oh, it was up 90% or whatever.
[00:01:02]  No, we don't want to hear that.
[00:01:03]  Unless there was like a stabbing or something under Zoron, in which case we had nothing to do with it.
[00:01:07]  Yeah, unless things go sideways, in which case, yeah.
[00:01:10]  Uh stabbing.
[00:01:11]  Uh stabbing.
[00:01:12]  You think it was more than us?
[00:01:13]  We gotta see what happens.
[00:01:14]  We gotta see and then we'll see.
[00:01:15]  Well, actually, you know what?
[00:01:16]  To slice even thinner, we want the left to give us all the credit because they're very happy right now.
[00:01:21]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:01:22]  So give us all the credit because you gave you a scapegoat us for Trump, but we want all the credit.
[00:01:27]  But then the right, when you're upset, that's not on us.
[00:01:30]  Yeah, we had nothing to do with this.
[00:01:31]  We didn't have to do that.
[00:01:31]  We gave you Trump.
[00:01:32]  We happy.
[00:01:34]  We gave you both gifts.
[00:01:35]  Yeah.
[00:01:36]  We're very benevolent.
[00:01:37]  We might be the most benevolent podcast.
[00:01:39]  We truly are.
[00:01:39]  We're socialist.
[00:01:40]  Cool.
[00:01:42]  Give a little bit to everyone.
[00:01:43]  No, who are we, though?
[00:01:45]  Who are we?
[00:01:46]  What are we?
[00:01:47]  Are we officially not Manosphere because we got the communists elected?
[00:01:51]  I think we're out, dude.
[00:01:52]  I think we're all sensitive, bro.
[00:01:54]  I bought a shot collar for my dog yesterday.
[00:01:55]  That's how that's when I am.
[00:01:58]  Son, every time my dog barks at the fucking door, you know what bothers me about the dog barking when someone's coming up is I know he's not going to actually do shit.
[00:02:07]  It's a sheep.
[00:02:08]  It's a fucking sake.
[00:02:09]  Fuck.
[00:02:11]  Give a good fucking dog.
[00:02:12]  I keep forgetting that, bro.
[00:02:13]  I really keep forgetting that.
[00:02:14]  I think I might have.
[00:02:15]  You're trans in your dog.
[00:02:16]  You're a little bit more.
[00:02:17]  You have some way you change your dog's gender.
[00:02:20]  I'm super left.
[00:02:21]  I am.
[00:02:21]  But I'm going to zap it, though.
[00:02:22]  I'm going to zap that fucking dog up.
[00:02:25]  I am going to zap it.
[00:02:26]  But just for barking or jumping on people, not for sitting in the wrong part of a podcast.
[00:02:33]  Spy traders.
[00:02:35]  Spy trader.
[00:02:36]  We're just joking, Assan.
[00:02:37]  You did it.
[00:02:38]  You got him elected.
[00:02:38]  You helped us a little.
[00:02:40]  Barely did anything.
[00:02:41]  We single-handedly changed the world, man.
[00:02:44]  Welcome everyone, dude.
[00:02:46]  Now, buses are free.
[00:02:47]  Rentes are free.
[00:02:48]  Rent is free.
[00:02:50]  Food is free.
[00:02:50]  Prostitutes are free.
[00:02:52]  Yes.
[00:02:52]  Shout out to Ayatollah.
[00:02:53]  Come on.
[00:02:54]  Yeah, wait.
[00:02:54]  Zoroni.
[00:02:55]  Yeah.
[00:02:55]  Zorani.
[00:02:56]  We fucking did it.
[00:02:57]  I was fucking.
[00:02:58]  We did it.
[00:02:58]  How y'all real?
[00:02:59]  How you guys feeling though?
[00:03:00]  How you guys handling it?
[00:03:02]  I root for everybody brown, dude.
[00:03:04]  Yeah.
[00:03:06]  I'm $1,000.
[00:03:06]  Fuck, Richard.
[00:03:07]  Who are not rooting for?
[00:03:10]  I'm $1,000 richer.
[00:03:12]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:14]  I texted Zoron.
[00:03:15]  Good luck the day of the election.
[00:03:16]  I said, good luck, dog.
[00:03:17]  Go be great.
[00:03:18]  You root for everybody brown.
[00:03:19]  I'm a great guy.
[00:03:20]  You do.
[00:03:21]  Everyone brown.
[00:03:22]  Everyone brown.
[00:03:23]  Well, nothing.
[00:03:23]  Wait, everyone?
[00:03:24]  That's what he said.
[00:03:25]  That's what he said.
[00:03:26]  Except that they have anything to do with anything you care about.
[00:03:30]  I care about politics.
[00:03:32]  Fuck nose, mud suckers.
[00:03:34]  No, no, no.
[00:03:35]  Just don't have a white wife.
[00:03:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:03:41]  Do you lose brown points if you got a white wife?
[00:03:43]  Yeah, automatically.
[00:03:44]  You just said it.
[00:03:44]  Say it again.
[00:03:45]  I said, Do you lose brown points if you got a white wife?
[00:03:47]  Yeah.
[00:03:48]  100%.
[00:03:48]  Yeah, look at the math right there.
[00:03:50]  Hey, man, ain't nothing wrong with going with the white, dude.
[00:03:52]  Yeah.
[00:03:52]  I like the white.
[00:03:54]  Oh, life is easier, but it ain't worth it.
[00:03:56]  It ain't that easy.
[00:03:57]  The struggle makes it that.
[00:03:59]  Hey, I said ER.
[00:04:00]  Okay.
[00:04:01]  I'm just saying it ain't that easy.
[00:04:02]  Every time I have a friend who like starts dating an Indian girl after I've met him and then he thinks like whatever, I'm always like, they're crazy.
[00:04:08]  And they go, every girl is crazy.
[00:04:10]  And then three months later, they come to me and they're like, I did not know you could fight about this kind of shit.
[00:04:15]  Really?
[00:04:15]  It's literally possible to fight.
[00:04:17]  Like, yeah, every time.
[00:04:19]  Every time.
[00:04:19]  This is what you're trying to lace miles up with.
[00:04:21]  You're trying to get miles with a brown girl.
[00:04:22]  But miles would do well with that.
[00:04:23]  Yeah.
[00:04:23]  Why?
[00:04:24]  Just patient.
[00:04:24]  Miles would do well with a nice self-Indian.
[00:04:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:27]  Just fucking Mississippi most solid looking ass girl.
[00:04:30]  Also, this should be better.
[00:04:31]  That's Zoron's mom that made that movie, by the way.
[00:04:33]  Shouts.
[00:04:34]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:04:35]  It should be better for y'all.
[00:04:36]  Sharia Law now.
[00:04:37]  Yeah.
[00:04:37]  Facts.
[00:04:38]  Hey, I told my bitch to shut up yesterday.
[00:04:45]  She was celebrating too late.
[00:04:47]  Get off TikTok, yo.
[00:04:48]  It's too much now.
[00:04:49]  Cover your fucking head.
[00:04:50]  You want to wear some TikToks.
[00:04:53]  Cover your fucking head for yourself.
[00:04:54]  Cover your fucking head.
[00:04:56]  When are we covering these girls up, man?
[00:04:58]  That's a good point.
[00:04:59]  You should be able to see a girl doing a TikTok on a sheet on the street and then wrap a fucking sheet over her.
[00:05:05]  1,000%.
[00:05:06]  You should be able to do that in the new New York.
[00:05:08]  Yes.
[00:05:08]  Shouldn't you?
[00:05:09]  We need religious people.
[00:05:10]  We have Sharia law.
[00:05:11]  Yes.
[00:05:12]  100%.
[00:05:12]  I already told Al during Brilliant Idiots, he got to pay the Jizya.
[00:05:17]  The Jizya tax.
[00:05:18]  You got to pay the Jizzia too.
[00:05:20]  You got to pay the shit.
[00:05:22]  I thought I was a dark jizya.
[00:05:24]  We looked at that.
[00:05:25]  What up?
[00:05:25]  I'm a Muslim now.
[00:05:27]  I am Muslim.
[00:05:29]  Assalamualaikum.
[00:05:30]  As-salamu alaykum, my boy.
[00:05:32]  You call it a non-Muslim tax.
[00:05:33]  I call it a going to heaven tax.
[00:05:39]  Yo, that jizya, I was looking up that jizya.
[00:05:43]  Okay.
[00:05:43]  That is a great deal.
[00:05:45]  I don't know why anybody was complaining in that.
[00:05:47]  Okay, tell me, explain it to me.
[00:05:48]  You got to pay like 2.5%.
[00:05:51]  Okay.
[00:05:52]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:05:53]  Wait, wait, hear me out, my boy.
[00:05:54]  Just hear me out.
[00:05:55]  There's a little coincidence.
[00:05:56]  Just hear me out, my boy.
[00:05:57]  Just hear me out, my boy.
[00:05:59]  Musies, they got to give 10% of their wealth to charity or whatever.
[00:06:05]  Okay.
[00:06:07]  Charity.
[00:06:08]  Okay.
[00:06:08]  But they don't have to pay that jizzy a 2.5.
[00:06:11]  You don't have to give 10% of your wealth to charity.
[00:06:13]  Oh.
[00:06:13]  You pay 2.5 and you don't even got to fight in the wars.
[00:06:16]  You get to live in the Muzzie country.
[00:06:18]  Wow.
[00:06:18]  2.5% tax, right?
[00:06:20]  Like work.
[00:06:22]  And you don't even got to defend yourself.
[00:06:25]  They're going to defend you.
[00:06:26]  That's awesome.
[00:06:27]  Yeah.
[00:06:27]  And you get to yell at your wife.
[00:06:29]  Everyone wins.
[00:06:30]  This is why I think that the other religions don't last in Muslim countries because they're jealous.
[00:06:34]  Oh, they just switch up.
[00:06:35]  So these motherfuckers don't got to die.
[00:06:37]  They only got to pay the jizzy.
[00:06:39]  So we're coughing up 10%.
[00:06:41]  These Muslim countries, like, we need shit to be more affordable.
[00:06:43]  It's Zoran's policy.
[00:06:46]  Isn't that cool?
[00:06:46]  Yeah, it's crazy.
[00:06:47]  It's Jizzia taxes 2%.
[00:06:48]  How much Zoran taxing millionaires?
[00:06:50]  2%.
[00:06:51]  He just hit us with the Jizya.
[00:06:53]  He hit us with the Jizya.
[00:06:55]  He hit us with the Jizzy.
[00:06:57]  It's getting us.
[00:06:58]  The Takia.
[00:06:59]  This is the first step to Takia.
[00:07:02]  The Takia is fired.
[00:07:03]  I just had some Takiyas at 7-Eleven.
[00:07:07]  Takita.
[00:07:07]  What's Takia?
[00:07:08]  What's that?
[00:07:09]  Takia, man.
[00:07:10]  What's that?
[00:07:10]  That's how the Muslims sneak in Islam with an openly Muslim conference.
[00:07:18]  They sneaking it in.
[00:07:20]  They're allowed to lie in order to convert people or some shit like that.
[00:07:23]  To save their lives.
[00:07:24]  Why would you say that about Muslims, dog?
[00:07:26]  What a crazy thing to say.
[00:07:29]  You're a fucking cannibal, dude.
[00:07:32]  You're a cannibal.
[00:07:33]  That's the opposite.
[00:07:34]  You're a cannibal.
[00:07:34]  You're a cannibal.
[00:07:35]  You're a fucking cannibal.
[00:07:37]  I'm a commie.
[00:07:38]  Nah, no, no.
[00:07:39]  I'm a commie.
[00:07:40]  Nah, bro.
[00:07:41]  I'm on board, man.
[00:07:43]  Join the team, guys.
[00:07:45]  Yeah, I was way too happy about Zoron, bro.
[00:07:47]  You're happy?
[00:07:48]  Hey, you've seen the WTF fucking time change policy, refund policy.
[00:07:52]  This motherfucker, capitalist as it gets, boys.
[00:07:54]  What are you doing?
[00:07:55]  Bringing your money back from WTF.
[00:07:57]  Wait, what's the time change?
[00:08:00]  I don't know.
[00:08:00]  What is that?
[00:08:01]  You try to change your time.
[00:08:02]  Hey, can I record an hour later?
[00:08:04]  Yeah, I just got to charge you for that hour.
[00:08:05]  What happened?
[00:08:06]  Socialists?
[00:08:07]  Wait a minute.
[00:08:08]  Yeah, because my worker is there already.
[00:08:10]  Can I just ask someone change right before you discuss?
[00:08:13]  Do you guys have a lateness issue with those?
[00:08:16]  Yeah, whenever Indians buy.
[00:08:21]  So there is a little bit of a lateness issue at the studios.
[00:08:25]  From certain clients.
[00:08:27]  From certain clients.
[00:08:28]  Oh, really?
[00:08:28]  You put that all on us?
[00:08:29]  Certain clients.
[00:08:30]  You putting it all on us.
[00:08:31]  The Zoron descent.
[00:08:33]  Ugandan.
[00:08:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:36]  African-American design.
[00:08:37]  That's what you're talking about.
[00:08:38]  You're talking about Zoron.
[00:08:39]  I mean, that too.
[00:08:41]  All right.
[00:08:42]  So, do you think people stop pretending to give a fuck about New York now?
[00:08:46]  Is this the new Riyadh Comedy Festival where everybody's talking about it, and now two weeks from now, nobody will care who the mayor of New York is?
[00:08:52]  Or do you think that they're just going to go non-stop?
[00:08:54]  They're going to go non-stop.
[00:08:55]  Every bad thing as it happens.
[00:08:56]  It's just the same thing.
[00:08:58]  It's so funny watching them complain, just like the left complain about Trump.
[00:09:01]  I actually, I think I was telling y'all this.
[00:09:03]  I like, we need, you can't just have one party in power.
[00:09:07]  Yeah.
[00:09:08]  You need, because like when it was only Republicans in power, it's like the Dems can be so whiny because they're not responsible for anything.
[00:09:16]  They just get to point the finger and whine.
[00:09:18]  Yes.
[00:09:19]  When at least like the Dems run Congress and nothing happens, they point the finger at the president, but then they're also responsible for nothing happening.
[00:09:26]  So the fingers are going to be a little bit different.
[00:09:27]  You want to even game.
[00:09:28]  You wouldn't even game up whining.
[00:09:30]  Exactly.
[00:09:30]  Right?
[00:09:30]  Because they're all full of shit.
[00:09:32]  But when you have no power at all, you just get to point the finger.
[00:09:34]  So it's nice that there's like super lefty that is running New York, which is really just the only other real position of government.
[00:09:43]  There's president and there's mayor of New York.
[00:09:45]  If you are in government in any other capacity, you are a feckless.
[00:09:51]  You can say that now.
[00:09:52]  You can say, your position means nothing.
[00:09:58]  And you need a podcast to get both of them elected.
[00:10:00]  That's okay.
[00:10:01]  Honestly, you need both.
[00:10:03]  I hate how powerful we are.
[00:10:05]  It's a burden.
[00:10:05]  It's a burden.
[00:10:07]  I hate it.
[00:10:09]  I hate how important we are.
[00:10:10]  Yeah.
[00:10:11]  I'm really afraid.
[00:10:12]  But it's a responsibility we have to take on, bro.
[00:10:13]  We have to put balance in the universe.
[00:10:15]  Son.
[00:10:15]  What did Uncle Ben say?
[00:10:18]  With great power comes great responsibility.
[00:10:20]  Put the rice in the microwave.
[00:10:24]  What the fuck?
[00:10:26]  Yo, two to three minutes cold off.
[00:10:28]  Uncle Ben's, man.
[00:10:29]  Can we get Uncle Ben back?
[00:10:30]  How do we get him back?
[00:10:31]  Which Uncle Ben?
[00:10:32]  The black one.
[00:10:33]  They took him off the rice.
[00:10:35]  Nay, Zoron, bro.
[00:10:36]  He's coming.
[00:10:36]  He could be coming wearing one of them.
[00:10:37]  What do you call that?
[00:10:38]  What's Miles wearing?
[00:10:39]  Kufu.
[00:10:39]  The Kufu.
[00:10:40]  Kofi.
[00:10:40]  Miles has on racist guard.
[00:10:44]  We were telling him before the pub.
[00:10:46]  We're like, yo, whatever you do, don't wear that.
[00:10:48]  Do not wear that.
[00:10:49]  The fucking Muzzies are going to be upset.
[00:10:51]  You guys had to talk to me.
[00:10:52]  I had a full, I had the Burka.
[00:10:54]  You guys had to talk to me.
[00:10:55]  No, Miles was like, listen, they have a great sense of humor.
[00:10:58]  They've come to the West so they can embrace Western values.
[00:11:02]  And they would never get upset at us making fun of their guard because they understand the place that they came to for salvation.
[00:11:08]  Yes, I did.
[00:11:08]  And then what did we say?
[00:11:09]  And we were like, dabbing, dabbing, dad.
[00:11:14]  Nah, Ben Bobs was like, nah, they got to go home then.
[00:11:17]  Go home.
[00:11:17]  Miles says, yo, if you can't take these jokes, you got to go home.
[00:11:21]  Yes.
[00:11:21]  And then we'll get paid crazy amounts of money to close.
[00:11:26]  See, that's a good point.
[00:11:27]  If they all come here, then where are we going to go perform?
[00:11:29]  That's a great point that you're making.
[00:11:31]  Click your heels twice for that.
[00:11:34]  Thank you.
[00:11:35]  Okay.
[00:11:35]  This is what's happening in Zoe's world.
[00:11:38]  Put Miles in a Burka right now, dude.
[00:11:39]  If only we had one in the studio.
[00:11:41]  Dude, if we had a fucking Burka, we could just put Miles in that shit.
[00:11:44]  Is that offensive?
[00:11:46]  No.
[00:11:48]  What the fuck is offensive about a little Burka?
[00:11:51]  I don't know.
[00:11:52]  I think we should throw you in a little burkini and let your nipples pop out.
[00:11:56]  I want to see some hard nips in that little burkini.
[00:11:58]  I don't like that.
[00:11:59]  He's trying to be cute with the koofi.
[00:12:01]  I don't know.
[00:12:02]  Hey, hey, put your hair up.
[00:12:03]  I don't think you're allowed to have your hair out.
[00:12:05]  Yeah, thank you, bro.
[00:12:06]  There you go.
[00:12:06]  There it is.
[00:12:07]  I look at me like Chao Tzu.
[00:12:08]  That's a deep-cut reference.
[00:12:12]  Dragon Ball Z, right?
[00:12:13]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:12:14]  Does he look like that?
[00:12:15]  Yeah, he does.
[00:12:16]  He really pull it up.
[00:12:17]  Pull it up in three to five hours.
[00:12:21]  Amazon.
[00:12:24]  Joey did it.
[00:12:25]  He does look like go, Joey.
[00:12:27]  That shit looked racist in reverse.
[00:12:31]  Do a white white face.
[00:12:32]  Doesn't it look like a don't pull up?
[00:12:34]  Don't pull up Mr. Popo.
[00:12:36]  Oh, Mr. Professor.
[00:12:37]  That's crazy.
[00:12:38]  Crazy.
[00:12:38]  Yeah, that's a little bit crazy.
[00:12:39]  How does Chow Tzu die?
[00:12:41]  I think he blows himself up.
[00:12:44]  I would generally think he blows him up.
[00:12:46]  Does he have power?
[00:12:47]  He blows himself up.
[00:12:49]  He does.
[00:12:49]  I'm almost certainly let's go like most powerful.
[00:12:52]  There's no way.
[00:12:53]  He does.
[00:12:53]  His superpowers, he blows himself up.
[00:12:56]  That is a superpower, though.
[00:12:58]  Al, why are you dressing like me?
[00:12:59]  What's going on here?
[00:13:00]  Damn.
[00:13:01]  Wow.
[00:13:04]  I thought I gotta be racist for both of us.
[00:13:06]  Yeah, that is real.
[00:13:07]  That's what you're racing.
[00:13:09]  You thought that's really how I dressed.
[00:13:10]  Nah, nah, you know I'm wiggling out of this one, bro.
[00:13:12]  Nah, I slipped into this.
[00:13:14]  And you wish it was that skinny.
[00:13:19]  See how much more fun it is when the Dems have some power.
[00:13:23]  Yes.
[00:13:23]  And shit is naughty again.
[00:13:24]  We need shit to be naughty.
[00:13:26]  You don't realize how valuable the Dems are.
[00:13:28]  They make shit naughty, and being naughty is fun.
[00:13:32]  Republicans want nothing to be naughty.
[00:13:34]  That's boring.
[00:13:34]  No, no, no, because in the 80s, that's why all these comics are like anti-religious because the Republicans back then hated any religion talk.
[00:13:41]  True.
[00:13:41]  So that was how you would be naughty as a comic in the 80s.
[00:13:46]  You're right about that.
[00:13:48]  Don't.
[00:13:48]  No.
[00:13:49]  You are right about it.
[00:13:50]  That's crazy.
[00:13:51]  What's so crazy about it?
[00:13:53]  Did I cinched?
[00:13:54]  Yeah, bro.
[00:13:55]  Saved a little for later.
[00:13:56]  Turn into an F sharp.
[00:13:58]  42 years old.
[00:13:59]  You made it an F sharp.
[00:14:01]  That was your superpower.
[00:14:04]  Yeah, I just did a reverse po-boo.
[00:14:09]  I just did a choo-sui.
[00:14:11]  I did a choo-sui, Joe.
[00:14:13]  There's nothing you can do about it.
[00:14:14]  You got pink eye.
[00:14:15]  That's why your eyes fucking right now.
[00:14:17]  I threw pink eye in your left eye.
[00:14:20]  I've known him so long, I didn't even flinch.
[00:14:22]  I wouldn't even react.
[00:14:23]  He knows.
[00:14:23]  He knows.
[00:14:25]  Because it wasn't going to be no sound, and he had to make it go higher.
[00:14:27]  We're Muslims now.
[00:14:30]  That wash right there is okay.
[00:14:31]  That's a sign of gratitude.
[00:14:33]  Really?
[00:14:33]  That's how much that is halal.
[00:14:35]  That right there was halal.
[00:14:37]  It smells like halal, bro.
[00:14:38]  That was fucking wild.

=== One Brown in Town (03:11) ===

[00:14:40]  All right.
[00:14:42]  That was fucked up, Mark.
[00:14:43]  I don't like it.
[00:14:44]  I don't like that you.
[00:14:45]  I don't like that you try to say they smell, bro.
[00:14:47]  No, you were eating a lot.
[00:14:48]  They literally washed their hands and feet five times a day.
[00:14:51]  And a bidet.
[00:14:52]  And they got a dumb.
[00:14:54]  And they got the bidet.
[00:14:55]  How could they smell?
[00:14:56]  I agree.
[00:14:57]  Cleanest browns, probably.
[00:14:58]  But a little bit of white sauce goes a long way.
[00:15:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:05]  How about that?
[00:15:07]  Put that in your kefir and smoke it.
[00:15:10]  Okay, why don't you take that?
[00:15:13]  Okay.
[00:15:14]  Why don't you take that?
[00:15:16]  This is New York.
[00:15:17]  New York is back.
[00:15:19]  New York is back on God.
[00:15:21]  I love it.
[00:15:22]  As much as you didn't want it, as much as you didn't want it.
[00:15:26]  You want to be the only brown guy selling out shows everywhere.
[00:15:29]  No, you're right.
[00:15:30]  I was.
[00:15:31]  But no, there's going to be more than one brown here, bro.
[00:15:34]  Damn it.
[00:15:34]  There's more than one brown in this town.
[00:15:36]  Zoron's moving tickets, dude.
[00:15:37]  He's moving.
[00:15:40]  Moving thick.
[00:15:41]  It's turn the volume up.
[00:15:42]  Yeah.
[00:15:43]  Turn that volume.
[00:15:44]  You like that speech?
[00:15:45]  Turn that volume.
[00:15:47]  Yeah, he has some bangers, dude.
[00:15:48]  He did.
[00:15:49]  You listen to it though.
[00:15:50]  You go, what exactly does that mean, bro?
[00:15:51]  Everybody, I have a show announced in the United States of America.
[00:15:56]  Providence, Rhode Island, the Little Roadie Laugh Riots Comedy Festival up there, the Providence Performing Arts Center, March 28th.
[00:16:07]  I will be up there and tickets go on pre-sale right now.
[00:16:13]  They are on pre-sale right now.
[00:16:14]  It's the only show that I've announced in the United States.
[00:16:17]  Code is Andrew.
[00:16:19]  Go get them.
[00:16:20]  And I'll see you guys up there in Providence.
[00:16:22]  We didn't hit Providence last tour.
[00:16:24]  I felt bad about it.
[00:16:25]  Need to give you guys something.
[00:16:26]  So I'll see you soon.
[00:16:28]  Peace.
[00:16:28]  Also, guys, tour dates.
[00:16:30]  This weekend, Orlando sold out.
[00:16:32]  Sorry.
[00:16:33]  November 21st through 23rd, we have sold out all the shows at Cobb's Comedy Club, but we added one.
[00:16:38]  The 22nd Saturday, 3 p.m. Matine Show.
[00:16:41]  Let's sell that bitch out as soon as we can.
[00:16:43]  December 4th through 7th, we got Irvine.
[00:16:45]  Those dates and so many more at Akashing.com Generational Triumph Tour.
[00:16:50]  This is probably an insane tour, and I'm going to kill myself from the workload, but I love you guys.
[00:16:54]  I'm so excited to perform this hour for y'all.
[00:16:56]  Get your tickets, please.
[00:16:57]  Akashing.com.
[00:16:58]  What's up, beautiful people?
[00:17:00]  I have some dates.
[00:17:01]  I'm coming on the road.
[00:17:02]  Yes.
[00:17:02]  And I want to see you, every single person.
[00:17:04]  I want to come shake your hand.
[00:17:05]  I want to shake your hand.
[00:17:06]  All right.
[00:17:06]  New York City, November 11th.
[00:17:08]  We got Mary Louis.
[00:17:09]  This is a part of the New York City Comedy Festival.
[00:17:12]  It's going to be awesome.
[00:17:12]  We got some of our best comics in New York are coming to this one.
[00:17:16]  This one we're going all out for.
[00:17:17]  So come to that show.
[00:17:18]  It's going to be great.
[00:17:18]  And other news.
[00:17:19]  I'm also going to Denver, Colorado, Hoboken, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Detroit, Chicago, and many more dates coming in 2026.
[00:17:28]  I cannot wait to see you guys there.
[00:17:29]  Come join me for one singular hour of stand-up comedy.
[00:17:32]  I'm bringing my friends.
[00:17:33]  It's a fantastic show.
[00:17:34]  I'm telling you, it's worth the time.
[00:17:35]  It's worth the money.
[00:17:36]  Worth the trip.
[00:17:37]  We're at the babysitter.
[00:17:38]  All that.
[00:17:38]  So come out.
[00:17:39]  Shake my hand.
[00:17:40]  I'll see you there.
[00:17:40]  Peace.
[00:17:41]  Yo, Charlamagne is so funny.
[00:17:42]  He's like, because Charlamagne calls shit out and it's just the most hilarious.
[00:17:45]  He's like, yo, when anybody, when everybody is, when someone is likable, whatever they do is like, it's just the most fly shit.

=== Identity Politics Bubble (15:19) ===

[00:17:52]  And he's like, yo, if Kamala the night before the election was like at a gay bar in Brooklyn, people are like, what the fuck is this bitch doing?
[00:17:58]  Let's go.
[00:17:59]  Be out there on the road if Cuomo was at some like late night party, but when Zoe does it, it's the flyest shit out of it.
[00:18:06]  He hits everything.
[00:18:07]  He hits everybody.
[00:18:08]  He gets you with the rap shit.
[00:18:09]  He goes to the gay club.
[00:18:10]  He just in touch with him.
[00:18:11]  Because he's likable.
[00:18:14]  That's part of what makes him likable.
[00:18:15]  He's in touch with every little group.
[00:18:17]  Yes, he's in the middle of the day.
[00:18:18]  He ran a fantastic campaign.
[00:18:20]  I'm just saying when you do, whatever you do is the hot shit.
[00:18:23]  Yeah.
[00:18:24]  Yeah.
[00:18:25]  Being young goes a long way too, though.
[00:18:26]  Remember when Hillary went to the bar and she was like pouring up beers and shit?
[00:18:29]  And everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing?
[00:18:31]  She tried to make a Pokemon and slap them together.
[00:18:34]  Fucking science experiment.
[00:18:36]  Exactly.
[00:18:38]  That would go a long way.
[00:18:39]  That's what we want to see.
[00:18:39]  That would go forward.
[00:18:40]  I want to see a little CLSC world with your tits.
[00:18:46]  Is it that hard to ask?
[00:18:48]  You've been Secretary of State, but I haven't seen your tits slapped together like a CLS C.
[00:18:54]  Okay?
[00:18:55]  You run the Clinton Foundation.
[00:18:57]  $50 million a year in donations, but I haven't seen...
[00:19:04]  Okay?
[00:19:06]  Is it that much to ask?
[00:19:08]  As an American, as a citizen of the United States of America, someone who was born here?
[00:19:15]  Look at your tits in a pantsuit, like slapping past far together.
[00:19:20]  Jesus Christ.
[00:19:23]  He's crying.
[00:19:24]  How do we even call this a country anymore?
[00:19:26]  How do we even call it a country?
[00:19:28]  Who would call it a country?
[00:19:30]  Of course we don't got no borders.
[00:19:32]  Of course we call it a country.
[00:19:33]  There's no fucking borders.
[00:19:34]  I put her right on the wall.
[00:19:35]  Myself like humpity dumpity.
[00:19:38]  Just sitting on that wall.
[00:19:40]  Do you know what she would be doing?
[00:19:42]  What would she be doing?
[00:19:44]  I'll do it.
[00:19:44]  What would she be doing, Al?
[00:19:51]  She be telling the Mexicans to go fuck back.
[00:19:53]  Why would she be doing that disgusting act?
[00:19:57]  That was idiotic.
[00:19:58]  That was scary.
[00:19:59]  Why the heck would she be doing that?
[00:20:01]  If she was up there doing that, there'd be a line of 40 million Mexicans thinking it was an Orchada parade.
[00:20:10]  That's a ROM, bro.
[00:20:11]  That's a rom.
[00:20:12]  America is finally back.
[00:20:16]  It really is, dude.
[00:20:16]  It feels back.
[00:20:18]  Vibes are up.
[00:20:19]  We got too much, right?
[00:20:21]  And there wasn't enough fun.
[00:20:22]  You need like the hall monitors.
[00:20:24]  Yeah.
[00:20:25]  That's the Dems and the Hall monitors.
[00:20:27]  And it's no fun in the hallway without a monitor somewhere.
[00:20:30]  So we need them to have a little power.
[00:20:33]  And, you know, being mayor of New York is the only other position of government that matters.
[00:20:37]  What is everybody else?
[00:20:38]  What do you call them?
[00:20:39]  Feckless people.
[00:20:44]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:20:44]  I remember that.
[00:20:45]  Feckless people.
[00:20:46]  Yeah.
[00:20:46]  Feckless people.
[00:20:47]  But do they do?
[00:20:48]  Does Ted Cruz do anything?
[00:20:52]  He goes to Mexico.
[00:20:53]  He goes on vacations.
[00:20:55]  Takes a nice little vacation every now and again.
[00:20:57]  No, he doesn't do much.
[00:20:58]  What about Gavin Newsome?
[00:21:00]  Nothing.
[00:21:01]  What does Gavin Newsom want?
[00:21:03]  Sponsors?
[00:21:04]  Besides being president?
[00:21:05]  Yeah.
[00:21:06]  Does he ask him for sponsors?
[00:21:08]  I think he's running the pod.
[00:21:09]  He probably wants a little bit.
[00:21:10]  Nobody elected.
[00:21:10]  He wants some news.
[00:21:11]  So I knew it's crazy.
[00:21:12]  Maybe a little blue chew.
[00:21:13]  Yo, the governor of California does a podcast.
[00:21:15]  We got more political power than him.
[00:21:17]  Ain't that crazy?
[00:21:17]  It is crazy.
[00:21:19]  I mean, look at us, dude.
[00:21:20]  Right?
[00:21:21]  It is crazy.
[00:21:22]  I don't like the amount of power.
[00:21:24]  Yeah.
[00:21:25]  I wake up in the morning and I feel uncomfortable.
[00:21:27]  That's one thing I know about Schultz.
[00:21:29]  He doesn't like it.
[00:21:29]  I don't like it.
[00:21:33]  I don't want to put my sword on someone's shoulders and then ignite them immediately.
[00:21:37]  Yeah.
[00:21:37]  I know.
[00:21:38]  I know.
[00:21:38]  Do you want to do that?
[00:21:39]  No, I don't.
[00:21:40]  Oh, God.
[00:21:40]  No.
[00:21:41]  I don't want to do that.
[00:21:42]  What do we do?
[00:21:43]  How do we get rid of this person?
[00:21:44]  I think we have to relinquish it.
[00:21:46]  Oh, okay.
[00:21:46]  From this day forth.
[00:21:48]  All right.
[00:21:49]  I think we have to say we're not getting any more people elected.
[00:21:55]  I think that's a great stance.
[00:22:01]  Stamped.
[00:22:01]  That's the stamps.
[00:22:02]  I mean, his decision is final.
[00:22:04]  That's the gavel.
[00:22:05]  Straight percentage.
[00:22:06]  Now I'm just kidding.
[00:22:07]  We're going to fuck up elections forever.
[00:22:09]  Yes.
[00:22:10]  Fuck up elections as long as there's elections.
[00:22:12]  Yeah.
[00:22:13]  What do you guys think will actually happen, though?
[00:22:15]  In all seriousness, nothing.
[00:22:17]  Really?
[00:22:18]  I pay a little bit more in taxes.
[00:22:19]  You pay a little bit more in taxes.
[00:22:21]  Maybe we get free buses.
[00:22:22]  Do you think he'll even be able to raise the taxes?
[00:22:25]  I don't know.
[00:22:26]  But, dude, 1% is not like, what are we 2%?
[00:22:30]  It's what if $40,000 for every million you make as a chance it's worth taking to not be the exact same, there you go.
[00:22:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:40]  Al's corporate in Puerto Rico bro, he's not.
[00:22:42]  Yeah, I was not sure about any of that Florida, but you know IRS gotta check on, go check on Alex man paying all my taxes in Florida bro, go check on Alex.
[00:23:00]  Don't do that.
[00:23:03]  No, like, what do you think he'll be able to do?
[00:23:05]  I think that's the big question.
[00:23:06]  And we asked him that on the pod, but like, what do you think he'll be able to actually get done?
[00:23:11]  And what will if he can cut government waste?
[00:23:15]  I'm happy.
[00:23:16]  If he can get some of these consultants out of there, which he might have the power to do, how much did he say it costs to design those trash cans?
[00:23:22]  Which, by the way, they look pretty good.
[00:23:23]  But he said it was like 20 million or something just to design it.
[00:23:27]  You save us that 20 million.
[00:23:28]  I'm good.
[00:23:28]  I'm happy.
[00:23:30]  Yeah, I think Trump goes to war with him.
[00:23:32]  So I think National Guard fuck the White House up, Doug.
[00:23:36]  This is New York.
[00:23:37]  Storming it.
[00:23:38]  Yo, we might need to storm it, dude.
[00:23:40]  All right.
[00:23:40]  So here's the question: Don't you think that it would be smarter for Trump for him to not go to war at all?
[00:23:47]  Yep.
[00:23:48]  Like, I think that Trump should just like keep giving whatever funding he's already given.
[00:23:52]  Because if he doesn't go to war at all, if he goes to war, then he's created a boogeyman for Mamdani's supporters.
[00:23:59]  Yep.
[00:24:00]  So if Mamdani couldn't get anything done, Trump got in the way.
[00:24:02]  Exactly.
[00:24:03]  If Trump doesn't get in the way at all and things don't go well, then Trump just goes and goes, Hey, I gave you a fair shot.
[00:24:09]  They didn't go well.
[00:24:10]  Like, will you change your policies?
[00:24:12]  Like, don't put your ego in this at all.
[00:24:14]  Like, if you actually care about the people, why don't you do something that will help them?
[00:24:17]  That's not working out.
[00:24:20]  That's not Trump, though.
[00:24:22]  That's not Tito.
[00:24:23]  Oh, I know.
[00:24:23]  I know.
[00:24:24]  I'm just saying, like, the thing that would be the most beneficial.
[00:24:27]  And then, if things actually work out for New York City, Trump just gets to go, I love New York, and it's an important city.
[00:24:34]  And I wanted the people of New York to have the best chance.
[00:24:36]  Again, I didn't want politics to get in the way.
[00:24:38]  I hate how politicians get in the way.
[00:24:40]  That would be fire.
[00:24:44]  You know.
[00:24:45]  You can win win if you're Trump in this situation.
[00:24:47]  There's zero chance that happens.
[00:24:48]  I think he put a thousand dollars.
[00:24:52]  Come on.
[00:24:53]  Trump.
[00:24:53]  He wants all the credit for everything.
[00:24:56]  And you know he's going to try to make New York's life miserable.
[00:25:00]  Yeah.
[00:25:01]  Yeah.
[00:25:01]  Because they need a boogeyman, too.
[00:25:03]  Who is they?
[00:25:04]  The right.
[00:25:07]  $20,000 for every million you make is going to break you, dog.
[00:25:09]  That's going to crazy.
[00:25:10]  How are you going to survive?
[00:25:12]  Oh, watch this thing fall apart.
[00:25:13]  It's the exact.
[00:25:14]  Remember how sad New York was after Trump won in 2016?
[00:25:17]  Do you remember?
[00:25:18]  I don't know, man.
[00:25:18]  We was popping.
[00:25:19]  That shit was crazy.
[00:25:23]  Once I left your house, once he left the party, he got so sad.
[00:25:28]  And that's how you got to know that.
[00:25:29]  There were people sad.
[00:25:30]  That shit was kind of funny.
[00:25:31]  It was only because of the arrogance that they had going into it.
[00:25:35]  It was funny, dude.
[00:25:36]  You had to book the Jabbit Center with the glass ceiling because we're going to break through it.
[00:25:40]  You fucking loser.
[00:25:41]  I know.
[00:25:42]  Unbelievable, dude.
[00:25:43]  And then just watching them fucking go home was unbelievable.
[00:25:46]  That would have been a fun party to go to, though.
[00:25:48]  That would have been kind of fun.
[00:25:49]  To DJ that party would be awesome.
[00:25:51]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:52]  Just Mad World non-stop.
[00:25:53]  It'd be fucking unreal.
[00:25:55]  But yeah, watching the right is doing the same thing now.
[00:25:57]  Yeah.
[00:25:57]  And they're acting like they're so different.
[00:25:58]  Oh, this country's going to, this city's going to slide into a bunch of people who don't live here texting me.
[00:26:02]  Yeah.
[00:26:03]  They're obsessed, bro.
[00:26:04]  Your city's going to, what is it?
[00:26:06]  Fall apart.
[00:26:07]  I think he'll get the buses done and the rent freeze.
[00:26:10]  What makes you think he'll get the buses done?
[00:26:12]  Because it's not that costly, and they've already figured out ways to get the funding for that one.
[00:26:20]  Interesting.
[00:26:21]  That doesn't involve raising taxes.
[00:26:23]  If he does that, first thing he's going to do.
[00:26:25]  He's done it.
[00:26:26]  Everybody's happy.
[00:26:27]  I'm not saying that will make him the best mayor.
[00:26:29]  I don't think so.
[00:26:30]  I think his base will be happy enough if he does that.
[00:26:33]  So the question is, does his base, does his base actually want these things and need these things to survive, or these things somewhat performative and acts of rebellion against the status quo?
[00:26:48]  I think the former than the latter.
[00:26:50]  Okay, so if they need them to survive, then like there's, I've seen like the Zoron supporters, right?
[00:26:55]  Like most of these people, I would imagine, are like people who have moved to New York City.
[00:26:59]  They're coming here to try to achieve their dreams in a lot of ways, kind of like you guys, right?
[00:27:03]  And it's like coming here to achieve their dreams.
[00:27:05]  They're not only in creative fields, but they can be in other fields.
[00:27:08]  And maybe things haven't worked out for them just yet.
[00:27:11]  And they're looking for a little bit of an extension on the time that they can go after it.
[00:27:15]  Right?
[00:27:16]  They have $200,000 worth of student loans.
[00:27:18]  They got all this other stuff that's like really getting in the way of them potentially achieving these dreams.
[00:27:23]  And so I don't think being able to take the bus for free is going to change their life.
[00:27:28]  No.
[00:27:29]  So that's why I don't think that the bus thing, I actually think the buses helps like real New Yorkers who are poor people who are living like check to check and government assistance.
[00:27:40]  Like that helps actual poor people.
[00:27:42]  But like the 20 to 29 or the 20 to 34 year olds that are like pseudo creative directors and these types of like kind of pseudo artist people they don't ride the bus like that.
[00:27:54]  Yes.
[00:27:55]  But he needed to do something to hit each group.
[00:27:57]  So the buses are for the poor people.
[00:27:59]  Right.
[00:28:00]  The rent freeze and the, I think even the supermarkets are going to be for middle class.
[00:28:04]  Because imagine if I can have my choice of a Trader Joe's or a government run supermarket, they sell the same eggs, but these eggs are $4 cheaper.
[00:28:14]  I'm going to go there.
[00:28:14]  Yeah.
[00:28:15]  And then there's going to be a lot of people who are going to be able to get the bug and then everybody has to drop their prices in order to compete.
[00:28:20]  Yeah.
[00:28:20]  I think we're in a place where the expectation for politicians or the hope for a politician is not even that you help us anymore.
[00:28:27]  It's just stop helping only the rich people.
[00:28:30]  Yeah.
[00:28:30]  I think that's a great way to do it.
[00:28:31]  And I think if I'm a guy who looks at people who are struggling, I'm like, you know what?
[00:28:36]  They got free buses, even if I don't need them.
[00:28:39]  That's, oh my God, somebody finally fucking did that for them.
[00:28:42]  I think it's kind of symbolic.
[00:28:42]  They're just like, who's going to piss off Trump the most?
[00:28:45]  I think that's what I'm saying.
[00:28:46]  I don't know.
[00:28:47]  Can you speak on that a little bit?
[00:28:48]  I feel like there's a sentiment of like, okay, Trump, like, there's people in New York that are like, Trump is a dictator.
[00:28:52]  He's going to take over the country.
[00:28:54]  Who can we elect that's going to like actively aggravate that?
[00:28:57]  Yeah.
[00:28:57]  And Zoron's made it very clear, like, I'm going to go against it.
[00:29:00]  Cuomo gets endorsed by him.
[00:29:01]  It's like, oh, he's not going to do it.
[00:29:02]  And Sleewa, people don't know he's still battling the mob.
[00:29:05]  So no one knows exactly what's happening.
[00:29:07]  But they're like, this guy is going to just make his life hell.
[00:29:09]  And symbolically, he represents everything that MAGA hates.
[00:29:12]  So I think there's a lot of people that are like, yeah, the buses are cool.
[00:29:15]  It feels like it's symbolically helping the poor working class.
[00:29:18]  But more so, it's like, fuck Trump.
[00:29:20]  I think that this is a component that is not spoken about enough.
[00:29:23]  I think New York has always been unaffordable.
[00:29:26]  And that's one of the things about New York.
[00:29:28]  Like New York didn't become too expensive this year or the year before.
[00:29:32]  Like we've always talked about how expensive New York is.
[00:29:35]  Maybe it's become disproportionately so over the last six years, right?
[00:29:38]  Like we talked to Zorn about that.
[00:29:40]  It's like, I think two bedrooms are up 90% in six years, something crazy.
[00:29:43]  But I do think that there is to what you're talking about, like, let's say, let's call it like the identity politics bubble that was like really just mushed into the grounds by MAGA, right?
[00:29:57]  Like the MAGA victory in like every single swing state and like the absolute dominance in the election was this message like, yo, the pronouns are gone.
[00:30:07]  You're not doing any of that shit.
[00:30:09]  It's kind of dead.
[00:30:10]  Right.
[00:30:11]  And I think those people have been incredibly upset, angry, and aggravated.
[00:30:16]  And they like standing for someone who seems like is going to have their back.
[00:30:20]  And what's very interesting is that Mamdani didn't even really talk about identity politics on the issue.
[00:30:24]  He kind of like really ran a burning campaign.
[00:30:27]  Like Bernie don't give a fuck about if you're gay or not.
[00:30:29]  He said as much on the body.
[00:30:30]  He knows who cares if you're gay.
[00:30:31]  He's a good person or not.
[00:30:32]  But Zoron already checks off multiple of the identity politics.
[00:30:39]  Immigrant, brown, African, Muslim, Muslim, right?
[00:30:44]  Like, so he's already part of the community and his politics reflect the community.
[00:30:51]  So it's a very interesting, like simply by subscribing to him, you are rejecting MAGA.
[00:31:00]  And I think that that's not talked about enough.
[00:31:01]  I think people made it just about affordability, but there's a lot of people like the people kind of queening out about it.
[00:31:07]  Yeah.
[00:31:08]  Like, I never met a broke gay guy.
[00:31:10]  I don't, I don't know.
[00:31:12]  I don't even think they exist.
[00:31:13]  I really don't know.
[00:31:14]  They're not spending money trying to get pussy.
[00:31:16]  Here's what I would say to that.
[00:31:18]  So just like, so I really feel, just to button it up, like, I really do feel like he was able to galvanize that community as well.
[00:31:25]  Yeah.
[00:31:25]  Yes.
[00:31:25]  As well as what happened.
[00:31:28]  2008 to 2016, conservatives got fucking mushed into the ground.
[00:31:32]  PC politics went up.
[00:31:35]  And part of Trump's appeal was the absolute rejection of that.
[00:31:38]  And it will piss off these left-wing people who are telling us we can't say XYZ.
[00:31:42]  So that exists.
[00:31:43]  Who are making fun of us for being dumb every single night on TV?
[00:31:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:31:46]  You don't know.
[00:31:46]  And then Trump starts to make fun of them.
[00:31:48]  It's like, ooh, that revenge feels great.
[00:31:50]  Who cares about that other stuff?
[00:31:52]  That is a factor.
[00:31:52]  I think overall, it was, like you said, the past six years, prices have gone up.
[00:31:56]  A box of cereal by my house is $10.
[00:31:59]  Yeah, there's no question the prices are absurd.
[00:32:01]  And he tapped into it.
[00:32:02]  And this is what I, again, I said this before.
[00:32:04]  What people don't understand is your entire policy cannot be that guy bad.
[00:32:09]  Cuomo offered nothing.
[00:32:11]  A single person, people I know who were dying for Cuomo to win, can't name a single policy of his.
[00:32:16]  They don't know anything.
[00:32:17]  Yeah.
[00:32:17]  Zoron, even if they're not achievable, okay, rent-free, the grocery stores, the government-owned grocery stores, the free buses.
[00:32:23]  We know something.
[00:32:24]  This is the same thing that happened with Trump when they ran Hillary against him and when they ran Kamala against him.
[00:32:29]  Your entire campaign was that guy's bad.
[00:32:31]  It just won't work.
[00:32:32]  And that's why I think people are going to realize.
[00:32:33]  They're like, I'm not doing this guy's bad.
[00:32:35]  And that's why I kind of pushed back on Marx because I don't think a lot of the people who voted really care to vote in somebody who's going to battle Trump.
[00:32:43]  They just wanted to vote for somebody who's looking out for them.
[00:32:47]  And I think a lot of the middle, like Trump gained ground here in New York because he was speaking to, hey, I'm going to lower cost of food and all this type of shit.
[00:32:56]  So he just spoke to those same people and he was like, yo, we've seen Trump.
[00:32:59]  It's been a year so far.
[00:33:00]  He hasn't done anything to bring things in that direction.
[00:33:03]  I'm going to just try on this other guy.
[00:33:05]  And to add to that point, that Israel moment was like a watershed moment for Zoran because he was like, no, I'm worried about people here.

=== New Yorker Campaigns (07:17) ===

[00:33:11]  And we were like, oh, look at that.
[00:33:13]  He's worried about us.
[00:33:13]  Yeah.
[00:33:14]  That's cool.
[00:33:15]  Because this is the biggest voter turnout since like the 1960s or something like that.
[00:33:18]  Like he got a lot of people out of the house.
[00:33:21]  I guess I'm talking about the symbolic part from like the Bushwick white girl that's like a creative director whose like dad works at some big company and she moved here four years ago.
[00:33:31]  She's not affected by the price of rent because her dad pays it.
[00:33:36]  Her rent is always frozen.
[00:33:37]  She loves costs playing broke.
[00:33:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:40]  But yeah, but yet she is like really impassioned about this.
[00:33:44]  So like understanding why I think is important.
[00:33:46]  I think Mark tapped into it.
[00:33:48]  100%.
[00:33:48]  And I think it's like, yeah, we get to help the poor people, whatever, but it's like.
[00:33:51]  Which is part of her identity also.
[00:33:52]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:33:53]  But it's as well.
[00:33:54]  I think as well as we, it's part of it.
[00:33:56]  They got her in college.
[00:33:57]  They marxist her up in college.
[00:33:59]  Yes, bro.
[00:33:59]  She got liberalized.
[00:34:00]  She got liberalized in college.
[00:34:01]  Yeah.
[00:34:02]  You know, came to New York.
[00:34:03]  She's gay now.
[00:34:04]  She's gay now.
[00:34:06]  Couldn't make it.
[00:34:07]  Is she single?
[00:34:11]  Because it is interesting.
[00:34:12]  It's like, I haven't seen a lot of like support for Zoran from like actual New Yorkers.
[00:34:18]  And I'm not saying that to undercut him, but like what I mean by like an actual New Yorker is like somebody who was born here.
[00:34:25]  The fuck you?
[00:34:26]  Yeah, but you're like, you're performing.
[00:34:28]  This is what we're saying.
[00:34:30]  You want to be at the pars.
[00:34:33]  I was a Bernie bro.
[00:34:34]  I like AOC.
[00:34:35]  What's an actual New Yorker for you to you?
[00:34:38]  Me.
[00:34:40]  You grew up in a beach community.
[00:34:42]  You grew up near the house.
[00:34:43]  You were barely in New York.
[00:34:44]  You grew up in near-home.
[00:34:45]  New Yorkers are people who grew up in the boroughs.
[00:34:47]  Not Manhattan.
[00:34:48]  There's only one city.
[00:34:53]  When he does that, he wins.
[00:34:54]  I know, I know.
[00:34:58]  I don't think this is fully fair, but this is kind of what Andrew is saying.
[00:35:00]  So, what am I saying?
[00:35:01]  How long?
[00:35:02]  This is a poll.
[00:35:02]  How long have you lived in New Yorker?
[00:35:04]  How long have you lived in New York City?
[00:35:05]  Less than five years, five to ten, ten plus.
[00:35:07]  And then I was born in New York City.
[00:35:08]  The blue is how many people voted for Zoron percentage-wise, and the gray is Cuomo.
[00:35:13]  So, 45% of people born in New York City voted for Cuomo versus 34% born in New York City voted for Zoron.
[00:35:18]  I also think some of that is just a lot of those people are probably older.
[00:35:22]  If you're less than five years in New York City, 83% of them voted for Zora.
[00:35:27]  Here's what I would say: 10 plus years, but not born here.
[00:35:30]  10 plus years, but not born here.
[00:35:31]  No, no, but this is a really important point.
[00:35:35]  If you're here less than five years, you voted for Zora.
[00:35:40]  This is the exact thing we're saying.
[00:35:42]  There's no cost to this not working out to you because you'll go home.
[00:35:48]  This is really not your home.
[00:35:50]  This is a dream or a rite of passage, or it's a beautiful thing.
[00:35:53]  We want the whole world to come here, but I want you guys to come here.
[00:35:57]  I want everybody who has a dream to come to New York.
[00:35:58]  But if it doesn't work out, you'll go home.
[00:36:02]  So, this is a fun little experiment for you.
[00:36:04]  Like, yeah, maybe the rent will freeze and blah, blah, blah.
[00:36:06]  And if it doesn't work out and things do happen, which I don't think they will, by the way, but if it was to go horribly wrong, you would just move back to Dallas or you move back to Tennessee and move back to where that makes sense.
[00:36:16]  I think you're right.
[00:36:17]  We don't get to do that.
[00:36:18]  So, that's why I think you see a lot more New Yorker New Yorkers like, you know, it's New York is rough and that kind of shit.
[00:36:25]  But, like, I'm not rolling the dice on whatever communist or whatever the fuck they say about him because I can't go nowhere else.
[00:36:31]  Here's what I'm pushing.
[00:36:33]  I think you're right.
[00:36:33]  What you say, sorry, I think five to ten years, you're pretty much here.
[00:36:37]  10 plus years, you got roots here.
[00:36:39]  You're probably not leaving.
[00:36:40]  And both of those groups still voted heavily in favor.
[00:36:43]  But you're not a New Yorker.
[00:36:44]  I also think born and raised in New Yorker, I will never say I'm a New Yorker, but I'm here.
[00:36:47]  I'm not leaving.
[00:36:48]  As much as I keep saying I'm going to, I haven't left.
[00:36:50]  I'm dying hard.
[00:36:51]  I'm dying.
[00:36:52]  You got no roots to New York.
[00:36:54]  My whole in-laws are here, idiots.
[00:36:55]  No, you want to go to a Muslim country, bro.
[00:36:57]  You're trying to go to London.
[00:36:58]  You're trying to go to London immediately.
[00:37:00]  Son, you know, Jesus here and my stupid nieces.
[00:37:03]  They're all here.
[00:37:04]  Nah, you should have moved.
[00:37:05]  You're going to take them to London, bro.
[00:37:07]  Their parents are idiots.
[00:37:08]  Horace.
[00:37:09]  There's a job in the whole thing.
[00:37:10]  My niece's stupid parents, I should say.
[00:37:12]  Let's be honest.
[00:37:12]  I'm very impressed.
[00:37:13]  I was born in New York City, 34%.
[00:37:15]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:37:17]  Here's the other number is really good.
[00:37:18]  The other thing is, a lot of those people born in New York City are probably older, and older people just tend to be more conservative in general.
[00:37:24]  So I think the 45% is some of that that you got to account for.
[00:37:28]  And name recognition.
[00:37:30]  If you're born here, you've heard Cuomo your whole life.
[00:37:33]  Yeah, some people just part.
[00:37:35]  Yeah, good point.
[00:37:37]  So a lot of people just get in the shit and they see a name they recognize and vote.
[00:37:40]  Yeah, and they're easier to scare with, oh my God, Tommy.
[00:37:44]  Squeeze it up.
[00:37:44]  No, I think that's fair.
[00:37:46]  I think what you said is fair about less than five years for sure.
[00:37:48]  That's a great point.
[00:37:49]  And it probably still applies at five to ten.
[00:37:51]  I think 10 plus for the most part, you're not.
[00:37:54]  Most of them aren't going anywhere.
[00:37:55]  Most of them are here.
[00:37:56]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:37:57]  You might not be.
[00:37:58]  And then I think born in New York City, 34% is not bad.
[00:38:01]  And a lot of those people are not.
[00:38:02]  That number is very impressive.
[00:38:04]  That number is very impressive.
[00:38:05]  Beat the shit out of the guy.
[00:38:06]  If Sleewa, every Sleewa voted, every Sleewa voter voted for Cuomo, he still loses.
[00:38:11]  Really?
[00:38:12]  Yeah.
[00:38:12]  Yeah.
[00:38:12]  Where's the thing right now?
[00:38:14]  Does he know it's over?
[00:38:15]  Yeah.
[00:38:15]  I feel like he's still out there.
[00:38:16]  He's on the subway looking for bitch lands, looking for criminals.
[00:38:19]  No, but this is what he does every four years.
[00:38:22]  He runs a threat.
[00:38:23]  Every four years.
[00:38:23]  I'll vote for him next time.
[00:38:25]  I will.
[00:38:25]  I'll run it.
[00:38:26]  I'll run it for Sleewa.
[00:38:26]  Did we talk about it?
[00:38:28]  No, we talk about Brilliant Idiots.
[00:38:29]  About how, like, I don't think he really wanted to win.
[00:38:31]  Yeah.
[00:38:32]  Talk about it here.
[00:38:33]  On Patreon, yeah.
[00:38:34]  Oh, we did.
[00:38:34]  On Patreon, yeah.
[00:38:35]  Yeah.
[00:38:36]  Yeah, because he didn't, he refused to come on Flagrant.
[00:38:38]  There's only one way you win.
[00:38:39]  Well, he asked.
[00:38:40]  The team reached out.
[00:38:42]  And then I was hitting up his.
[00:38:44]  And again, this is all like, what is the word we use?
[00:38:47]  Speculative?
[00:38:48]  Allegedly?
[00:38:49]  Allegedly, but it's not alleged because I said it.
[00:38:51]  Speculative?
[00:38:52]  Yeah, I'm speculating on their decisions.
[00:38:56]  So this is not facts.
[00:38:57]  Don't sue us, but um, I reached out trying to get him on, and then the campaign director or whoever it was I'm connected to is just reading Texas, but not sending anything back.
[00:39:09]  This is the biggest platform in New York City.
[00:39:10]  Like, why would you not want to go on a few weeks before the election?
[00:39:15]  Unless, and this is how I would speculate.
[00:39:18]  I'd be like, Maybe he's like, I'm not going to duck out of the election because I already said I won't go anywhere.
[00:39:22]  But what I will do is not do any big press before to not chip away anymore at Cuomo.
[00:39:28]  I'll kind of like hide the last two weeks.
[00:39:30]  Or someone got right to his campaign guy and said, Yo, I'll give you X amount of money.
[00:39:36]  Just don't say yes to any more big interviews before we want to see if we can do this because it to me there's makes zero sense.
[00:39:44]  If you reached out originally, we're reaching out, trying to get you on, and you're not even reading the text and not even responding.
[00:39:52]  Yeah, it's crazy.
[00:39:53]  What could you possibly do?
[00:39:54]  Like, let's look at the media he did the last two weeks before the election.
[00:39:58]  Was it debate?
[00:39:59]  No, it was even after.
[00:40:01]  Sorry, it was, it was, yeah, it was right.
[00:40:02]  There was one more debate, and then nothing else.
[00:40:05]  Like, yeah, kind of a smart play, though.
[00:40:08]  Every four years you run and then just get paid to bounce, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, family working for the campaign.
[00:40:15]  And I got a lot of respect for Curtis.
[00:40:16]  Like, yeah, you know, he put the work in on the street.
[00:40:18]  Like, he definitely is protecting people.
[00:40:20]  I don't think people maybe even understand his history, but you know, girls, like the guardian angels, like if you're a chick walking down the street, you feel unsafe in the neighborhood, they'll just walk you home.

=== Men's Health Awareness Month (02:58) ===

[00:40:29]  Like, it's for it was amazing.
[00:40:31]  It's like an amazing contribution to the city for nothing.
[00:40:37]  Yeah, you know, and like, uh, what are you laughing at?
[00:40:41]  I mean, Schultz said it was impressive that he taught Puerto Ricans not to cat call.
[00:40:45]  Like, that is impressive to do.
[00:40:47]  He did, he got them in, he got them to not cat call, but then they find out where you live when they retire, yeah, exactly.
[00:40:55]  So, then when they stop being the guardian angels, you know, it is what it is.
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[00:43:43]  Have you seen any funny Zoron memes?
[00:43:46]  I mean, just people just posting just 9-11 footage being like, how quickly we forget.
[00:43:51]  That shit is fucked up.
[00:43:53]  I mean, bro.
[00:43:54]  They're like, bro, he's going to do this again from the inside.
[00:43:56]  That shit is fucked up.
[00:43:58]  Come on.
[00:43:58]  That shit is fucked up.
[00:44:00]  How are we going to let him do it again?
[00:44:04]  How are we going to let him do it again?
[00:44:06]  The guy was 13 years old.
[00:44:10]  He's a mastermind of 9-11 at 13.
[00:44:14]  This guy's truly a genius.
[00:44:16]  That's all I want to say.
[00:44:16]  Zoron's mom looked at the election results and just like, you're only a mayor?
[00:44:20]  That's pretty funny.
[00:44:22]  Son mayor at 34.
[00:44:23]  And somebody said that's like, that's brutal for all brown kids.
[00:44:26]  You're a mayor.
[00:44:26]  New York City's only 34 years old.
[00:44:28]  But he's not president.
[00:44:29]  He's not old enough.
[00:44:30]  Yeah.
[00:44:31]  So what are you doing?
[00:44:32]  Yo, that's a good point.
[00:44:34]  You think Trump tries to deport him?
[00:44:36]  Yeah.
[00:44:38]  Nah, you can't deport him.
[00:44:40]  You've been here too long.
[00:44:41]  I don't like that.
[00:44:42]  Like, I hope he can't.
[00:44:43]  Mind his business on that shit.
[00:44:44]  Like, don't get in his way.
[00:44:45]  Let him try to do his things.
[00:44:47]  If the things don't work, there you go.
[00:44:49]  You can campaign on that if you're Trump.
[00:44:50]  Yeah.
[00:44:51]  If the things ain't working, it is what it is.
[00:44:52]  It's funny you said you can campaign.
[00:44:54]  Like, we're just assuming he's running again.
[00:44:56]  It's the third time.
[00:44:57]  Why wouldn't he run?
[00:44:59]  Look at the.
[00:45:00]  Why wouldn't he run?
[00:45:01]  Well, I think he's not allowed to.
[00:45:03]  Nah.
[00:45:04]  You just have JD run as president.
[00:45:06]  Trump runs as vice and then JD steps down.
[00:45:10]  JD seems like the type of guy who ain't gonna.
[00:45:12]  He'll pretend he's on board with that and then marry Eric Kirk.
[00:45:17]  Yo, that shit is foul, dude.
[00:45:19]  The internet is nasty.
[00:45:20]  It's wild, bro.
[00:45:21]  It's nasty.
[00:45:22]  It's a wild place out there.
[00:45:23]  Yeah.
[00:45:23]  They're trying to make Usha Christian all of a sudden.
[00:45:25]  That's my hot take.
[00:45:27]  Before JD runs, Usha converts to Christianity.
[00:45:30]  Yeah.
[00:45:31]  I can see that.
[00:45:33]  See that.
[00:45:33]  Would you give it another look?
[00:45:34]  But that was kind of foul.
[00:45:36]  Is it just like throw her in the bus like that?
[00:45:38]  What do you know what you mean?
[00:45:39]  Not every one.
[00:45:40]  You said I hope she converts to Christianity.
[00:45:42]  Yeah.
[00:45:42]  I mean, of course he does, bro.
[00:45:43]  What was that combo like when they got back in the car?
[00:45:46]  Because he says that shit.
[00:45:47]  And then the next day, he's like, Usha has no plans to convert to any other religion.
[00:45:50]  He said that?
[00:45:51]  Like the next day, I'm pretty sure his office put out a statement.
[00:45:55]  Yeah, you think any of them is a game.
[00:45:56]  Yeah.
[00:45:57]  This guy said, fuck being president, dude.
[00:45:59]  I just wanted to do it.
[00:45:59]  Him in the back of the car.
[00:46:01]  Like, I'm baby.
[00:46:02]  I know.
[00:46:02]  I just said it.
[00:46:02]  I didn't know.
[00:46:03]  I was just in the moment.
[00:46:04]  Like, I'll tell, I'll tweet it.
[00:46:05]  I'm sorry.
[00:46:05]  I'm sorry.
[00:46:06]  So him trying to cap with this girl on the back of an SUV is the funniest thing in the world, man.
[00:46:10]  Vice President of the United States of America getting bitched at by his wife.
[00:46:14]  Like, I know, I know.
[00:46:15]  It fucked up.
[00:46:16]  It's so funny.
[00:46:18]  You saw that hug.
[00:46:18]  He's like, yo, why the fuck this bitch hand was in your hair?
[00:46:22]  It's an accident.
[00:46:23]  She's shorter than me.
[00:46:24]  I didn't know.
[00:46:25]  It's also their secret service.
[00:46:26]  So it's not like an Uber driver you're never going to see again.
[00:46:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:46:30]  I would love to get a secret service guy to just tell us all the tea on whoever president they think.
[00:46:35]  Bro.
[00:46:36]  Do they sign an oath?
[00:46:37]  They sign an NDA, probably.
[00:46:38]  Yeah, they must.
[00:46:39]  They must, right?
[00:46:40]  Probably some HIPAA shit.
[00:46:41]  You think Trump should take over the Knicks?
[00:46:45]  I feel like that's what he's saying with this.
[00:46:46]  He's saying he wants the Knicks, dude.
[00:46:48]  What is he saying right here?
[00:46:50]  Don't forget who's daddy?
[00:46:52]  Who daddy is.
[00:46:53]  York, don't forget who's daddy.
[00:46:55]  See, this is what we need.
[00:46:56]  We need a little parody, it's like the NFL, it's like a salary cap.
[00:47:00]  Yes, yeah, yes, parody.
[00:47:02]  That's the problem, like Democrats, like, get your fucking shit together, you losers.
[00:47:06]  We actually want you guys to be in power, at least have some power, so there can be like a fun little balance, and then nothing really gets done, but everybody eats.
[00:47:14]  That's this is the American way.
[00:47:16]  It's true, oh, yeah, no, we coming.
[00:47:20]  Who you got?
[00:47:21]  What's gonna happen?
[00:47:22]  AOC is gonna take Schuma out of there.
[00:47:24]  I don't know, dude.
[00:47:25]  What is it for what position?
[00:47:26]  I don't even know.
[00:47:28]  Oh, Jeffries is gone.
[00:47:30]  Oh, okay.
[00:47:31]  I don't know when his when he when his reelection is, but still, like he's out of here, right?
[00:47:38]  Probably, but he's got some strong allies.
[00:47:44]  Nick Fuento's getting him out of the pan.
[00:47:48]  They not playing games.
[00:47:51]  Oh, my God.
[00:47:53]  A little 7,000 here, 7,000 there.
[00:47:55]  Yo, it is true or no.
[00:47:58]  You get paid a little 7 grand?
[00:48:00]  We should find out.
[00:48:01]  I ain't got no 7 grand.
[00:48:02]  Yeah, let's look into it.
[00:48:04]  Let's just see.
[00:48:05]  Seven is kind of light.
[00:48:06]  That's light, dog.
[00:48:07]  Can we get people elected over here?
[00:48:08]  Yeah, that's a good point.
[00:48:09]  Yeah, but not for sale.
[00:48:11]  But like, the number got to be right.
[00:48:15]  Seven fingers to talk to me.
[00:48:17]  Each thing good you say you can rack them up?
[00:48:20]  Yeah, or it's just per episode.
[00:48:22]  I think it's per post is what they were saying.
[00:48:23]  So every time you post, it's seven grand.
[00:48:26]  That's come on.
[00:48:27]  Step it up.
[00:48:28]  Yeah.
[00:48:29]  Step it up.
[00:48:30]  Seven is light, bro.
[00:48:32]  He's tweeting a lot, though.
[00:48:33]  Yeah.
[00:48:34]  He's tweeting a lot.
[00:48:35]  In one day, you're pretty.
[00:48:36]  All right, what's Calci said?
[00:48:37]  Who will be the next speaker at the house?
[00:48:40]  Right now, they're saying Hakeem Jeffries.
[00:48:43]  Ain't no way he's out of here, bro.
[00:48:44]  That guy is that's Charlemagne's fault.
[00:48:47]  Charlemagne cooked him with the Apex Shakur.
[00:48:49]  Yeah, he's he is that's his fault.
[00:48:53]  You saw when he was hiding behind him when he was in a picture with uh Bibi, but he's really, yeah.
[00:49:00]  So it's like a group of Dems and Republicans, and he's just like hiding in the back.
[00:49:04]  No.
[00:49:05]  Oh, that's hilarious.
[00:49:06]  Yo, why does Trump keep giving press conferences stepping out of the bathroom?
[00:49:09]  That's fire.
[00:49:10]  Wait, why?
[00:49:10]  Like, he's like in the doorway every time I see a clip talking about on the plane.
[00:49:14]  He's just like popping out.
[00:49:15]  It's like, all right, because he loves chopping shots.
[00:49:17]  Like, but why?
[00:49:18]  He loves chopping.
[00:49:19]  Yo, we invaded Nigeria anyway, have a safe flight and just bounces.
[00:49:22]  Yeah, that's out of Schultz's book.
[00:49:24]  You ever see someone walk down the hallway to the bathroom and someone talked to Schultz through the door?
[00:49:28]  Yeah.
[00:49:29]  I saw his buddy come in to hang with him and Schultz was like, yo, talk to me.
[00:49:33]  Bro.
[00:49:33]  Stand outside the door of the bathroom.
[00:49:36]  I love this.
[00:49:36]  Just leaning outside the door frame.
[00:49:38]  This is kind of where the best combos happen, though.
[00:49:40]  You know, you're trying to leave and you're like, all right, one more thing.
[00:49:43]  By the way, grab the frame a little bit.
[00:49:45]  I mean, it's just fire.
[00:49:46]  Wait, are they flying?
[00:49:47]  Yeah, they're flying.
[00:49:48]  Press flies.
[00:49:49]  They're in the air.
[00:49:49]  Wait, the press is with them?
[00:49:50]  Yeah.
[00:49:51]  Come on.
[00:49:52]  Air Force One.
[00:49:53]  I didn't know that.
[00:49:54]  It's a quiet plane.
[00:49:55]  I mean, that's...
[00:49:56]  Y'all got to watch West Wing.
[00:49:58]  I didn't know they fly with them.
[00:49:59]  Yeah.
[00:50:00]  A whole set of press flies to all the places he goes.
[00:50:03]  People he chooses or just any old press secretary and a bunch of press.
[00:50:06]  Yeah.
[00:50:07]  That's so funny.
[00:50:08]  And then they do pressers on the plane and then they ask questions.
[00:50:10]  Like the press secretary will ask questions, answer questions.
[00:50:13]  I feel like that tilts the balance of power a little bit.
[00:50:15]  They get itineraries of like what's going on that day.
[00:50:17]  Oh, in what way?
[00:50:18]  You ever been on someone's plane and they're talking to you?
[00:50:20]  You're like, yeah, whatever you, I agree.
[00:50:22]  Like, if I'm on someone's plane, I'll be like, yeah, whatever you say, bro.
[00:50:26]  Nigeria needs it.
[00:50:27]  Is this the plane from the Qataris?
[00:50:29]  No, they didn't fit that one just yet.
[00:50:33]  What is that one doing?
[00:50:34]  It's getting the World Cup in 2042, probably.
[00:50:36]  Oh, really?
[00:50:38]  What is America decide that?
[00:50:39]  No, I'm guessing.
[00:50:40]  I was thought we should.
[00:50:42]  I mean, that's, I mean, it's just fire.
[00:50:44]  Giving press conference on your own planes.
[00:50:46]  Qatar already had the World Cup.
[00:50:47]  I know.
[00:50:48]  Yeah.
[00:50:50]  I was saying it was a bribe.
[00:50:51]  I gotta go.
[00:50:53]  It'll be fun to see.
[00:50:54]  Yo, you seen Baron Trump making crazy money allegedly?
[00:50:56]  Doing what?
[00:50:57]  On the crypto shit?
[00:50:58]  You mean all the Trumps making great money?
[00:51:00]  Allegedly.
[00:51:01]  Allegedly.
[00:51:01]  On how?
[00:51:02]  Allegedly on how that, like, bro, I mean, Coffeezilla just said something about it.
[00:51:06]  But basically, it was like the day before Trump announced some tariff stuff.
[00:51:10]  There was like a crazy position put on Bitcoin and it like tanked.
[00:51:14]  And that account made like 150 mil in a day.
[00:51:18]  And then back a little bit, my boy.
[00:51:20]  And then he did another tariff thing like right after and made another crazy amount.
[00:51:23]  And people are speculating that's Baron Trump, allegedly.
[00:51:26]  I mean, look, you got to be mad at both him and Pelosi.
[00:51:29]  You can't just choose one.
[00:51:31]  Oh, 100%.
[00:51:32]  Yeah.
[00:51:32]  Yeah.
[00:51:33]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:34]  Politicians need to start waving different because Zoron was doing that shit yesterday and I was like, yo, move the hand.
[00:51:43]  He always do it.
[00:51:44]  He was kept doing it.
[00:51:45]  I'm like, yo, just move it a little bit more.
[00:51:47]  If you like somebody, it's all right.
[00:51:49]  Yeah.
[00:51:49]  If you like somebody, it's always more handy.
[00:51:53]  He started waving.
[00:51:54]  If he ain't wave, he was going to get shit tomorrow.
[00:51:56]  They ain't looking for anything right now.
[00:51:58]  Yeah.
[00:51:59]  All right.
[00:51:59]  Well, what's going on outside of politics?
[00:52:01]  Bro, you've seen the Louvre heist.
[00:52:02]  Yeah, I heard they put some woman in charge of security and then she got jacked immediately.
[00:52:06]  Probably stole him herself, greedy ass bitch.
[00:52:09]  What was it?
[00:52:09]  Jewelry or paintings?
[00:52:11]  Jewelry.
[00:52:13]  Go to her apartment.
[00:52:13]  Go to her.
[00:52:15]  Go to her house.
[00:52:16]  Bro, this story is just awesome.
[00:52:18]  It's just proof that magic still exists in the world.
[00:52:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:52:21]  What do you mean?
[00:52:21]  Just a bunch of hot guys broke into the Louvre.
[00:52:24]  How do you know they're hot?
[00:52:25]  They got photos allegedly that I've seen.
[00:52:27]  And they are hot.
[00:52:28]  Pull them up.
[00:52:28]  Pull them up.
[00:52:29]  Pull up the photos.
[00:52:29]  They're legit so hot.
[00:52:30]  One of the guys is like a hand, yo.
[00:52:32]  He's like, you guys.
[00:52:35]  I hit it like this, bro.
[00:52:36]  It's the communist way.
[00:52:38]  But they showed a video of him.
[00:52:40]  Apparently, he's like a dirt biker is the word.
[00:52:42]  He's like, he's a dirt biker from like he's a dirt biker from a mouth neighborhood, bro.
[00:52:50]  And he snuck in on a cherry picker.
[00:52:52]  What race?
[00:52:53]  I hate that you don't watch movies.
[00:52:54]  This has been Police Behind the Pines.
[00:52:56]  I know.
[00:52:56]  Jake Gyllenhaal, whatever.
[00:52:58]  Ryan Gosling type shit.
[00:53:00]  I hate this scooter and Sydney getting paparazzi while taking perfect pictures on a rock in Central Park.
[00:53:06]  That's what the fuck that scooter.
[00:53:08]  Cut that shit out, bro.
[00:53:10]  Cut that shit out, Scoot.
[00:53:12]  Yeah, bro.
[00:53:13]  They snuck in, stole a bunch of Napoleon's wives, exes, like jewelry and shit.
[00:53:17]  Escaped, dropped one of them while they were escaping.
[00:53:20]  No way.
[00:53:21]  Yeah.
[00:53:21]  So they got away with it?
[00:53:22]  100 mil.
[00:53:23]  And then they were caught like a week later.
[00:53:25]  Where'd they catch him?
[00:53:26]  At their apartment.
[00:53:28]  Just chilling.
[00:53:29]  Well, I mean, did they get all the jewels back?
[00:53:31]  I think so, yeah.
[00:53:32]  Oh, no, there's still like one thing that's gone.
[00:53:34]  And then one of the guys is still at large.
[00:53:36]  One of the dudes I was a part of that like planned it.
[00:53:39]  But like they popped in, snuck away on a motorcycle.
[00:53:41]  Oh, he got nice eyes.
[00:53:42]  It's just like a movie.
[00:53:43]  This shit is fire.
[00:53:44]  Nah, he's handsome.
[00:53:45]  Right?
[00:53:46]  Why are you not excited about it?
[00:53:47]  Is he Arab?
[00:53:48]  I think North African or like of North African descent.
[00:53:52]  Yeah.
[00:53:52]  Algerian.
[00:53:53]  I mean, if he's committing crime in France, not in Zoron's New York, bro.
[00:54:00]  You can't say that, bro.
[00:54:01]  That's that's not.
[00:54:02]  Nah, he's getting in here, dude.
[00:54:03]  Amnesty.
[00:54:04]  Yeah, oh, true.
[00:54:05]  What's this right here?
[00:54:06]  Louvre Heist.
[00:54:07]  That's how they did it.
[00:54:07]  That's them escaping.
[00:54:08]  No, they backed a truck up and they wore safety vests.
[00:54:13]  Look like they knew what to do.
[00:54:14]  And they had a guy with a clipboard and everything.
[00:54:17]  Yeah, this is awesome.
[00:54:18]  Back that shit up.
[00:54:19]  It's worth 80 million?

=== Carbon Dated Skulls (03:53) ===

[00:54:20]  100 mil.
[00:54:20]  It's like 100.
[00:54:21]  Why were they still at their apartment?
[00:54:22]  Why do you sell it?
[00:54:24]  That's why they stole jewels.
[00:54:25]  I know about that.
[00:54:26]  Black market.
[00:54:28]  Talk to me.
[00:54:30]  Black market.
[00:54:33]  You know what?
[00:54:33]  Thank you.
[00:54:34]  I didn't get it until you said that.
[00:54:35]  Nah, it's tricky.
[00:54:36]  It's like buying a dinosaur skull.
[00:54:38]  You got to do it illegally.
[00:54:39]  That's why they did jewels.
[00:54:40]  But there are people that want dinosaur skulls, but you shouldn't be able to buy them.
[00:54:44]  They should be in museums and other places.
[00:54:48]  So you got to buy it illegally and you got to buy it from someone who's not going to say that you bought it.
[00:54:54]  Very difficult to buy a dinosaur skull.
[00:54:56]  Who do you know is buying a dinosaur skull?
[00:54:58]  This contract, I feel like this is very personal.
[00:55:00]  Yeah.
[00:55:01]  I did try.
[00:55:03]  Very difficult and very expensive and highly risky because you have to do your own tests on it to make sure it's an actual dinosaur skull and not something crafted by laughter.
[00:55:15]  How do you test it?
[00:55:16]  Sorry?
[00:55:17]  How do you test it?
[00:55:18]  Carbon dated.
[00:55:18]  I've carbon dated it.
[00:55:20]  I screamed into it and played it like a show.
[00:55:25]  I played it like a shell.
[00:55:26]  That often works.
[00:55:27]  There are other tests that I don't want to tell you because they'll probably find a workaround for that.
[00:55:31]  Yo, true.
[00:55:32]  But I did try to purchase a dinosaur skull.
[00:55:34]  I will not say whether I did or didn't because it's illegal to own something that powerful.
[00:55:39]  Nicholas Cage blew $150 million.
[00:55:43]  Pygmy heads in two European castles.
[00:55:46]  See?
[00:55:47]  A lot of smart, dignified people that were not addicted to drugs would do things like that.
[00:55:52]  Okay?
[00:55:54]  Pygmy heads and European cowboy.
[00:55:56]  You got to get some pygmy heads, bro.
[00:55:58]  I wonder if he threw that in.
[00:55:59]  You never stressed out.
[00:56:00]  You just want to roll some pygmy heads around your ball.
[00:56:04]  You know, just as a little add-on.
[00:56:06]  If you take these two skulls, they will throw some pygmy skulls on the side.
[00:56:10]  I need to see a dinosaur skull.
[00:56:12]  Anyway, yeah, you got to find a buyer who's got crazy money and is willing to be discreet.
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=== Stolen Mona Lisa Value (14:47) ===

[00:58:13]  Who did they steal these jewels from?
[00:58:15]  Who did they steal the jewels from?
[00:58:16]  Like, who did they?
[00:58:20]  Where did they get the jewels?
[00:58:22]  It was Napoleon's wives.
[00:58:23]  And then where did they get the jewels?
[00:58:25]  They stole from India, bro, probably.
[00:58:27]  That's what's up.
[00:58:28]  Oh, I'm hype about this.
[00:58:32]  I hope the employees are.
[00:58:33]  I told it was Africa.
[00:58:33]  They all back.
[00:58:35]  Buy them all back, yo.
[00:58:36]  They probably got them from the French diamond mine.
[00:58:37]  It was like, it was that.
[00:58:38]  The multiple condo buys all them back.
[00:58:40]  Yeah.
[00:58:40]  Yeah, man.
[00:58:41]  Yeah.
[00:58:43]  They just stole the stolen shit, really.
[00:58:45]  Yeah.
[00:58:46]  Did you get that?
[00:58:47]  Which is like, what's the law on that?
[00:58:48]  Yeah, why are you even looking for these guys?
[00:58:51]  Yeah, right?
[00:58:51]  Steven Stevens.
[00:58:52]  Especially, so the guy's African.
[00:58:54]  The guy that stole him is he's taking him home.
[00:58:57]  Wow.
[00:58:58]  It's magic, bro.
[00:58:59]  God bless.
[00:58:59]  And he's a dirt biker the whole time.
[00:59:01]  Just add that in.
[00:59:03]  Exactly.
[00:59:03]  Badassery right there.
[00:59:05]  They got some real badass.
[00:59:06]  I found him at the airport.
[00:59:07]  That's where he was arrested with the one-way ticket to Algeria.
[00:59:10]  Damn.
[00:59:11]  Wait, I thought they didn't get arrested.
[00:59:13]  No, no, no.
[00:59:13]  There's one of them.
[00:59:14]  One guy's at the part of the commando team, as they call it.
[00:59:19]  Wow.
[00:59:20]  That's crazy.
[00:59:21]  Yeah, Robin Museums is kind of fire, bro.
[00:59:25]  It's kind of okay.
[00:59:26]  It's like kill free.
[00:59:27]  It's killed free.
[00:59:28]  Because y'all stole that shit.
[00:59:29]  Yeah.
[00:59:29]  Especially because sometimes it helps.
[00:59:31]  You have a right.
[00:59:31]  That's a dinosaur skull.
[00:59:32]  That's not stolen.
[00:59:33]  That's God's property.
[00:59:34]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:59:35]  That's the one thing that's not.
[00:59:36]  Unless you steal it from one of us, allegedly.
[00:59:38]  You should really return the dinosaur skull.
[00:59:42]  There was a Louvre's back in the 1900s.
[00:59:44]  You know what happened there?
[00:59:45]  A guy came in.
[00:59:46]  Mona Lisa got stolen.
[00:59:47]  Mona Lisa wasn't even a coveted piece of art until it got stolen.
[00:59:50]  Gone for two years.
[00:59:51]  Empty frame.
[00:59:52]  People would come and take photographs of empty frame and then they found it.
[00:59:54]  I had a nocturnal mission last night to Mona Lisa.
[00:59:58]  He was saying about DaVinci Cove.
[00:59:59]  Oh, he's weird.
[01:00:00]  Balls deep in the Mona Lisa.
[01:00:03]  It was crazy.
[01:00:05]  That would be fire.
[01:00:06]  Honestly, think about it.
[01:00:07]  It was crazy.
[01:00:09]  Dude, your brain's its own AI.
[01:00:10]  Yeah, it is.
[01:00:11]  Right?
[01:00:11]  It is.
[01:00:12]  Isn't this crazy?
[01:00:13]  The Mona Lisa wasn't even a, it wasn't a hot piece until it got stolen.
[01:00:16]  Nobody cares.
[01:00:17]  Mid.
[01:00:18]  Yeah, but that's to your point.
[01:00:19]  The only reason it's because it got stolen.
[01:00:20]  Then the story.
[01:00:21]  Somebody stole the Mona Lisa?
[01:00:24]  This guy is stupid.
[01:00:26]  Can we get Mona Lisa?
[01:00:27]  World 34?
[01:00:28]  Somebody's not.
[01:00:29]  Hey, hey, I'm being serious right now.
[01:00:31]  Is somebody stealing that shit?
[01:00:33]  Yes, bro.
[01:00:33]  1911.
[01:00:36]  No.
[01:00:37]  That makes you so mad.
[01:00:39]  Oh, this is dream.
[01:00:44]  No, I'm going to the right.
[01:00:45]  Go to the right.
[01:00:46]  There you go.
[01:00:48]  That's bro.
[01:00:50]  Too many lines on the soles of her feet.
[01:00:53]  What's going on?
[01:00:54]  Look at that little Pixar bubble she got right there.
[01:00:57]  Yeah, that's actually a nice one.
[01:00:58]  Yeah, go to that one right there.
[01:00:59]  Golly.
[01:01:00]  Yeah, bro.
[01:01:01]  God Lee.
[01:01:02]  They give DaVinci all this credit when this fucking guy with AI is so much better.
[01:01:07]  Yo, go back up.
[01:01:08]  Go back up right there.
[01:01:09]  That one right there.
[01:01:10]  With her cheeks full.
[01:01:13]  The left one.
[01:01:13]  Come on.
[01:01:14]  The left one right there.
[01:01:15]  That one is crazy.
[01:01:17]  Look how full her cheeks are.
[01:01:19]  That's great, too.
[01:01:20]  She huffs and she puffs and she blows the house.
[01:01:26]  That's bananas.
[01:01:29]  That's fire, dude.
[01:01:30]  This shit is bananas.
[01:01:32]  Yo.
[01:01:33]  Whoa.
[01:01:33]  Simona Lisa Hillary Clinton mashup.
[01:01:36]  Let's go, dude.
[01:01:37]  Goodness gracious.
[01:01:39]  Fucking SeaWorld.
[01:01:40]  Oh.
[01:01:41]  Oh, this is nice.
[01:01:42]  I like this site.
[01:01:43]  So I kind of hope.
[01:01:43]  Okay.
[01:01:46]  Yeah, this site is nice.
[01:01:47]  So I hope that the one dude stays free.
[01:01:49]  They're also going to make a movie about this in three years, easily.
[01:01:52]  They're in production right now.
[01:01:53]  But they got caught.
[01:01:54]  Yeah, we need to know what happens.
[01:01:56]  We need a man to get away.
[01:01:57]  Does one guy get away?
[01:01:58]  One guy's going to get away.
[01:01:59]  Boofed all the diamonds.
[01:02:00]  I mean, exactly.
[01:02:02]  The timing on that was unbelievable.
[01:02:05]  And imagine what was just New York, baby.
[01:02:08]  A priceless jewel falls out.
[01:02:09]  Just imagine.
[01:02:10]  That's how he takes him back to Africa.
[01:02:11]  Oh, yeah.
[01:02:13]  Oh, that shit would be fire, man.
[01:02:15]  That shit got me fired up for real.
[01:02:17]  The magic still exists.
[01:02:19]  A painting got stolen in 98 that they never got back.
[01:02:21]  So this might not come back.
[01:02:23]  What was the paint?
[01:02:23]  Was it a Rembrandt?
[01:02:24]  It was a Renoir, I think.
[01:02:26]  I knew it was a Ren.
[01:02:30]  I lied to you.
[01:02:31]  What do I do?
[01:02:32]  John Baptiste Camille Carot.
[01:02:34]  Okay.
[01:02:35]  Yeah.
[01:02:36]  But a Renois painting was stolen in 1990.
[01:02:40]  Oh, that was.
[01:02:41]  At the same time, 12 years ago.
[01:02:43]  You always got these mixed up.
[01:02:45]  You always get a mix of robberies.
[01:02:47]  It was stolen, man.
[01:02:49]  So what happened with this, the female security leader?
[01:02:53]  Promoted.
[01:02:53]  She got promoted.
[01:02:55]  Promoted.
[01:02:56]  Because now she made these jewels invaluable.
[01:02:58]  Now they're so priceless.
[01:02:59]  There's a new Mona Lisa.
[01:03:00]  Everyone's going to go see them.
[01:03:01]  More money for the loser.
[01:03:02]  Do you think that they do that on purpose?
[01:03:03]  They should.
[01:03:04]  Yeah, they got to be missing for years, though.
[01:03:06]  Got to keep it popping.
[01:03:07]  Someone that got to the bottom of the city.
[01:03:08]  And they got to eat a robot.
[01:03:09]  It's got to be empty and people got to go take pictures of the case.
[01:03:12]  It was empty for a little bit.
[01:03:13]  Maybe they're trying to entice more robberies.
[01:03:15]  Maybe there hasn't been one for a minute.
[01:03:17]  And they're like, yo, we're overdue.
[01:03:19]  Maybe it's just because now I'm a socialist, but I hope them jewels stay.
[01:03:21]  They go back to whoever they got stolen from in the first place.
[01:03:24]  They're doing this with Egypt.
[01:03:25]  Have you heard this?
[01:03:26]  All the Egyptian artifacts.
[01:03:27]  They give them back.
[01:03:27]  They're going to payments back to the Jews.
[01:03:28]  They're going.
[01:03:29]  Exactly.
[01:03:30]  Why do they have to go back?
[01:03:32]  Because they belong to Egypt, property of.
[01:03:34]  Wait, give them what back?
[01:03:35]  All the Egyptian artifacts around the world got to go to Egypt based off one of his friend posts I saw including the Egyptians, including the Egyptians.
[01:03:45]  They also got to go back.
[01:03:47]  So they built a big-ass museum and they're just like, hey, can we have all our shit back?
[01:03:51]  But right now, the museum's like half empty.
[01:03:54]  And they're just going to hope that the rest of the world is going to have shit.
[01:03:57]  Yeah.
[01:03:58]  It's really what it is.
[01:03:59]  It's like the biggest museum in the world.
[01:04:01]  I went to the Egyptian Museum.
[01:04:02]  No, this is some new shit.
[01:04:03]  It just opened up.
[01:04:03]  Oh, word.
[01:04:04]  The one I went to was ass.
[01:04:05]  I'm like, well, that's what they're trying to fix, y'all.
[01:04:07]  But they need their shit back.
[01:04:08]  You can't have no Egyptian museum.
[01:04:10]  All that shit's somewhere else.
[01:04:11]  Doo-doo.
[01:04:12]  Doo-doo.
[01:04:13]  Well, that shit's kind of embarrassing.
[01:04:15]  You have a whole museum and then you have empty placards of like, this is some shit that we want.
[01:04:19]  This is something like, that's just a wish.
[01:04:20]  Yes.
[01:04:21]  A bunch of museum heists.
[01:04:23]  Government project.
[01:04:24]  Let me ask you guys something.
[01:04:25]  Syop.
[01:04:26]  Let me just ask you something.
[01:04:27]  Okay.
[01:04:29]  Some of these, some of, some of these things only have value because Western society placed value on them.
[01:04:41]  You hear the story about the Mona Lisa?
[01:04:45]  Now we're talking.
[01:04:46]  I think it's fitting.
[01:04:47]  I don't know if you've heard it.
[01:04:48]  I was talking.
[01:04:49]  My point is like if somebody went down there and robbed a museum and took their museum shit and put it in the Western Museum, that's fucked up.
[01:05:00]  But if these things were just in the garbage somewhere and somebody went down, they were like, whoa, like the Sphinx.
[01:05:05]  We had to dust that bitch off.
[01:05:06]  They didn't know what to do with that.
[01:05:08]  Because he shot his nose off.
[01:05:10]  Nah.
[01:05:11]  Yes.
[01:05:12]  But we also had to dust that bitch off.
[01:05:14]  That shit was drowning.
[01:05:15]  It was under sand.
[01:05:16]  We had to dust all the sand off of it.
[01:05:17]  We had to go in there.
[01:05:19]  So.
[01:05:20]  Maybe they didn't know.
[01:05:22]  They didn't know they were Paul.
[01:05:23]  If they don't know, then what's the point?
[01:05:25]  They just weren't.
[01:05:27]  We gave it all a value.
[01:05:28]  They gave it a value.
[01:05:29]  You know how shifty would grab your phone and do something cool on it.
[01:05:32]  You're like, I didn't know I could do that.
[01:05:34]  That's not his phone.
[01:05:35]  But that's shifty.
[01:05:38]  That's shifty.
[01:05:39]  But my point is, my point is, if we took some shit from the castle, if we took some shit from the museum, if we took some shit that had value, yeah, you got to give your jewels in India had value, right?
[01:05:51]  Like you guys knew they were valuable.
[01:05:53]  Now you're talking to me.
[01:05:53]  They took it.
[01:05:54]  I'm listening.
[01:05:55]  If we took a Rick Shaw that y'all didn't give a fuck about because you're like, oh, that was what we used to drive around back in the day.
[01:06:03]  We didn't really give a fuck about it.
[01:06:04]  And then it became this like ancient relic that was so important to history because the West made it special.
[01:06:12]  And then y'all go, oh, but we actually do think that that's important.
[01:06:15]  We want that back.
[01:06:16]  We say, well, why didn't you have that same energy when we was pillaging?
[01:06:20]  I see the point here.
[01:06:21]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:22]  We got to look case by case and see, did you guys care about it?
[01:06:25]  Did you value this at the time or was it something thrown in the garbage?
[01:06:28]  We valued it.
[01:06:29]  Now you see that it has value and you're like, oh, we want that back.
[01:06:32]  Because if we just recycled your garbage, you don't get it back.
[01:06:35]  If we stole something from your castle that was really important to you, you got to give that back.
[01:06:40]  Yeah.
[01:06:40]  I like the logic there.
[01:06:41]  I kind of like it.
[01:06:42]  Kind of, right?
[01:06:43]  But also, you don't know what you got until it's gone sometimes, you know?
[01:06:46]  That's on you.
[01:06:48]  I believe that.
[01:06:49]  How about this crown jewels?
[01:06:50]  You could give them back, or you could just pay that country the value of the jewels.
[01:06:54]  No, take your jewels and find a suitor.
[01:06:57]  A gentleman caller.
[01:07:00]  Y'all want money.
[01:07:01]  Y'all don't want jewels.
[01:07:02]  We want money.
[01:07:02]  Yeah.
[01:07:03]  So now you got to find somebody to sell them jewels.
[01:07:06]  We could do that.
[01:07:08]  Who knows?
[01:07:10]  Dog, I know a guy bought two pygmy heads and a dinosaur suit.
[01:07:15]  What color are the jewels?
[01:07:17]  The Kohi Noor?
[01:07:18]  Yeah.
[01:07:19]  I believe it's pink.
[01:07:20]  Fact check.
[01:07:21]  Let's see.
[01:07:22]  Let's see.
[01:07:23]  Threw that shit out there.
[01:07:25]  Let's see.
[01:07:28]  He might be aware of.
[01:07:31]  K-O-H-G-S-K-E-N-C-A-N-A.
[01:07:32]  I missed two months of Joey fucking shit up, so I'm coming in later.
[01:07:36]  I didn't realize this was an established.
[01:07:39]  Yeah, bro.
[01:07:39]  It's unbelievable.
[01:07:40]  It's unbelievable.
[01:07:41]  Nah, but there's no way I would have got that.
[01:07:43]  I would have just put some Indian jewels.
[01:07:46]  The only way I know is there's an Indian restaurant in my town called this.
[01:07:48]  It's not pink.
[01:07:49]  Beautiful pink diamonds.
[01:07:50]  It's not pink, I guess.
[01:07:52]  What the why?
[01:07:52]  Why guys are we going to try to rob the jewels and forget which one it was?
[01:07:57]  I didn't know what color it was.
[01:07:59]  Hold on.
[01:07:59]  I just want to see if you care about the jewels.
[01:08:01]  You got to know what it looks like.
[01:08:02]  Right?
[01:08:03]  I just want the money.
[01:08:04]  I just want the money.
[01:08:05]  Excuse me.
[01:08:06]  Excuse me.
[01:08:07]  Yes, sir.
[01:08:07]  Full as shit.
[01:08:08]  Let me ask you a question.
[01:08:10]  Yeah.
[01:08:10]  Full of shit.
[01:08:11]  Yeah.
[01:08:11]  When you said pink, it was a guest.
[01:08:15]  I thought he was trying to trick me.
[01:08:17]  That's the trick.
[01:08:17]  What's the trick?
[01:08:19]  Because I would have just said clear.
[01:08:20]  Now they're going to be like, you fucking idiot.
[01:08:22]  It's not clear.
[01:08:22]  It's not clear either, bro.
[01:08:23]  That shit is blue.
[01:08:24]  That shit is blue.
[01:08:28]  I like that you went for it, though.
[01:08:30]  That's the fire.
[01:08:32]  The whole internet got to watch me wrong.
[01:08:35]  They could send you in there and be like, pick the crown jewels.
[01:08:37]  You'd be like, I just want the money.
[01:08:41]  I think it's pink.
[01:08:42]  Have you ever seen Beetlejuice on Howard Stern's show?
[01:08:47]  When he asks the math questions.
[01:08:50]  He's like, what is three plus two?
[01:08:53]  And he goes, nine.
[01:08:56]  Immediately.
[01:08:56]  Doesn't even think about it.
[01:08:57]  That's nine.
[01:08:58]  I think nine.
[01:08:59]  That's nine.
[01:09:00]  You're going to go with nine.
[01:09:01]  I mean, what are you going to say if you go back to India and you got a pink diamond?
[01:09:05]  We just want the money.
[01:09:06]  Like I said, you have to keep the diamond.
[01:09:08]  That's why I propose this whole thing.
[01:09:10]  Keep the jewel.
[01:09:10]  Give me the money.
[01:09:12]  Oh, my goodness.
[01:09:12]  You at work.
[01:09:14]  Yeah, that's a good yawn.
[01:09:15]  It's only worth what someone will pay for it.
[01:09:17]  $300 billion.
[01:09:19]  That's fucking Dr. Evil.
[01:09:21]  I think we just give them back, bro.
[01:09:24]  Hey, we would take that too because then we can find a suitor.
[01:09:27]  I don't think anybody's buying that.
[01:09:28]  People are doing buying that.
[01:09:30]  Just make a lab.
[01:09:31]  You don't think Jay-Z will buy that?
[01:09:34]  Nah.
[01:09:35]  You out of your mind, dude.
[01:09:36]  Who?
[01:09:37]  Jay-Z would buy it.
[01:09:38]  Little Uzi Vert would buy it, turn it into a grill.
[01:09:40]  Somebody would buy that shit, dude.
[01:09:42]  People need to have money to buy things.
[01:09:44]  How much is the value of that diamond?
[01:09:47]  That's a good question.
[01:09:48]  Oh, that's a replica.
[01:09:49]  That's a real one.
[01:09:50]  Oh, shit.
[01:09:51]  The real one.
[01:09:51]  The real one could be pink.
[01:09:52]  It could be fully pink.
[01:09:55]  Pink, dude.
[01:09:57]  Oh, it's priceless.
[01:09:58]  It's not really considered priceless.
[01:09:59]  Value between $500 million and $6 billion.
[01:10:02]  I mean, that's crazy.
[01:10:03]  Seems like a big swing.
[01:10:04]  The Ambanis can afford that.
[01:10:05]  Zero problems.
[01:10:07]  Zero problems.
[01:10:08]  But priceless, though.
[01:10:09]  That's a tough leverage point to start a negotiation.
[01:10:11]  $6 billion to take it.
[01:10:13]  It came down to a price really fast.
[01:10:15]  $6 billion.
[01:10:16]  It's priceless or this price of money.
[01:10:18]  1,000%.
[01:10:19]  You're talking to an Indian.
[01:10:20]  That's a good point.
[01:10:21]  No, this thing's priceless.
[01:10:22]  That is a good point.
[01:10:23]  It is negotiable.
[01:10:25]  So you guys got to give back Jaguar, though.
[01:10:27]  That's all even.
[01:10:29]  The car company?
[01:10:29]  Yeah.
[01:10:30]  Take that shitty ass car.
[01:10:32]  You don't really fucking want that?
[01:10:33]  Wait, what?
[01:10:34]  Duck Down Motors owns Jaguar.
[01:10:36]  And they ruined it.
[01:10:36]  Did you see that?
[01:10:37]  Son, that's free.
[01:10:38]  It's been dog shit.
[01:10:39]  No, as payback.
[01:10:40]  The rebrand of Jaguar is insane.
[01:10:42]  I swear to God.
[01:10:43]  Do you think they did that on purpose?
[01:10:44]  I swear to God.
[01:10:45]  The gay guy who's like identity politics in it.
[01:10:47]  Yeah, he made it look wild.
[01:10:49]  That's Cracker Barrel.
[01:10:50]  But I think it was India getting their get back.
[01:10:53]  Oh, like, let's destroy this British.
[01:10:55]  Hey, remember James Bond?
[01:10:56]  Gay car.
[01:10:58]  Damn.
[01:10:58]  Wait, but was Jaguar James Bond?
[01:11:01]  For that, no, he also drove Aston Martin.
[01:11:04]  He also drove Jaguar.
[01:11:05]  He drove a.
[01:11:06]  He drove a Toyota at one point, too.
[01:11:08]  Oh, that's fired, dude.
[01:11:09]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:11:11]  Miles.
[01:11:11]  What are you talking about?
[01:11:12]  He used to wear Rolex and now I, yeah.
[01:11:14]  Miles drove Toyota.
[01:11:16]  Andrew drove a fucking Toyota.
[01:11:18]  Yes, he did.
[01:11:18]  Pull it up.
[01:11:19]  Pull that shit up, Joey.
[01:11:21]  He used to wear Rolexes and then he wore Omega after a while.
[01:11:24]  He also, at one point, wore like, oh, there's an off-brand I can't think of for his watch.
[01:11:30]  Yeah, he had a Toyota.
[01:11:32]  Damn.
[01:11:33]  2000 GT in You Only Live Twice.
[01:11:38]  See that?
[01:11:38]  There's a famous scene.
[01:11:39]  He's going up the guessing that shit is right.
[01:11:42]  I didn't guess.
[01:11:43]  I took a class.
[01:11:45]  I did take class on James Vaughn 007 shit.
[01:11:49]  Damn, bro.
[01:11:50]  Go down, go down and move it over so I could read the writing.
[01:11:57]  Go down.
[01:11:59]  The car was driven by Japanese agent Aki, who used it to drive Bond to meetings and rescue him from various dangerous situations, including a car chase that.
[01:12:10]  And he didn't drive it.
[01:12:11]  So James Bond didn't drive it.
[01:12:13]  He does drive it.
[01:12:14]  I don't know.
[01:12:15]  I said somebody drove him.
[01:12:18]  I don't know, Moses.
[01:12:20]  You were a little shaky to light right there.
[01:12:22]  I'm starting this.
[01:12:23]  This is all time fact check.
[01:12:26]  Here we go.
[01:12:27]  Oh, there he is driving it.
[01:12:31]  Hold on.
[01:12:34]  He wasn't driving it because the steering wheel's on the other side, my G.
[01:12:38]  He lets a woman drive it?
[01:12:40]  Yep.
[01:12:40]  Yeah, that's actually a great point.
[01:12:41]  And literally, him driving it.
[01:12:43]  The girl is driving it.
[01:12:44]  They're honking at pedestrians and shame.
[01:12:46]  The girl is driving.
[01:12:47]  She's behind the wheel.
[01:12:49]  Come ass.
[01:12:50]  No, she's not.
[01:12:51]  You're wrong.
[01:12:51]  You're wrong.
[01:12:52]  I would never let him drive the car.
[01:12:55]  They're overseas.
[01:12:55]  They drive on a right car.
[01:12:56]  They're driving the right side.
[01:12:58]  Drive every country overseas.
[01:12:59]  In Japan.
[01:13:00]  Oh, is that Japan?

=== James Bond Car Brands (03:42) ===

[01:13:01]  I don't know.
[01:13:01]  Maybe you're right.
[01:13:02]  Well, yeah, it's a Jap car, a Japanese car.
[01:13:06]  It's a Jewish American princess car.
[01:13:08]  So he wasn't driving it.
[01:13:09]  And they would never let him drive it.
[01:13:10]  Wait, wait, wait.
[01:13:11]  I got to stick my feet in it first before you start.
[01:13:15]  See, look, she's driving it.
[01:13:16]  She said, get in the car.
[01:13:17]  Let's go.
[01:13:18]  Yeah.
[01:13:19]  See, you're wrong.
[01:13:20]  Miles, come on, bro.
[01:13:22]  Miles, you know, he's fired.
[01:13:25]  Bro, there's no scene where he's driving it, man.
[01:13:29]  Bond would never drive a Toyota.
[01:13:31]  They would never let Bond drive a Japanese car.
[01:13:36]  Nah.
[01:13:37]  She's driving it.
[01:13:37]  Whipping it.
[01:13:38]  She's driving crazy, too.
[01:13:39]  You don't think that there's a rule against this in the production of the film?
[01:13:44]  Like, Aston Martin's spending millions of dollars probably to make it work.
[01:13:47]  Say again?
[01:13:48]  No, in the 60s.
[01:13:48]  He just drove an Aston Art because it was written that way.
[01:13:51]  Here we go again.
[01:13:52]  He also had a Rolex.
[01:13:53]  Here we go.
[01:13:55]  So you don't think that there was any financial incentive for him to drive specific cars?
[01:14:01]  It was just written that way.
[01:14:03]  But after the success of the franchise and it becoming, you know, incredible.
[01:14:09]  It was, yeah, of course, later on.
[01:14:10]  I don't think in 67 there was a financial backing at that point.
[01:14:17]  That's it.
[01:14:17]  I got to think about the terms.
[01:14:19]  Come on, Miles.
[01:14:19]  So then why is the girl driving and not the masculine lead of the movie?
[01:14:23]  Hoping to find the scene where he does drive that car.
[01:14:25]  Oh, Miles, come on.
[01:14:26]  Find it quick.
[01:14:27]  Do you really think, Miles, like, I want you to ask yourself, just ask yourself this question.
[01:14:32]  Take a moment to ponder it.
[01:14:35]  Do you think that in 1967, given the nature of the politics, especially in Great Britain, a war that was fought not 15 years before against a country that might be 21 years ago?
[01:14:51]  How quickly we forget.
[01:14:55]  I like James Bond driving a fucking Japanese car.
[01:14:58]  Oh, yeah, maybe a little longer than that.
[01:14:59]  Sorry.
[01:15:01]  But do you think that James Bond would be driving a Japanese car?
[01:15:05]  Or do you think it's more likely that the guy who always drives a British car because he is a British Superman would be probably driving a British car?
[01:15:13]  He drove a British car because it was written that way.
[01:15:15]  There are other cars he's driven.
[01:15:17]  Why do you think it was written that way?
[01:15:19]  Because Ian Fleming was sort of a brand whore.
[01:15:22]  Or do you think it's like this is supposed to be the most British person, so maybe he should be in the British cars?
[01:15:27]  You're losing and you're trusting Joey to find it on Google.
[01:15:30]  So I think he's Omega's like his watch brand.
[01:15:33]  It's not a British brand.
[01:15:34]  Wow.
[01:15:35]  Look at this.
[01:15:35]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:15:36]  Aston Martin does not pay James Barton Bond to exclusively drive their cars.
[01:15:40]  But pays the film production for product placement.
[01:15:43]  That's a fucking same thing.
[01:15:44]  Yeah.
[01:15:45]  Yeah, James Bond isn't a real person.
[01:15:48]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:15:51]  One check to James Bond, please.
[01:15:53]  Can he also drive?
[01:15:57]  I don't know, Mom.
[01:15:58]  So you think it was just pure coincidence that he wasn't driving the Toyota?
[01:16:02]  No, but maybe in that exact scene, but I'm saying he's driven other cars.
[01:16:05]  He wears other.
[01:16:06]  But do you think that there are brand limitations for James Bond?
[01:16:09]  In modern day, post-2000, but no, not.
[01:16:12]  Back in the day, you don't think there are any brand limitations.
[01:16:14]  Watch the old ones.
[01:16:15]  They're like zany, like goofy films.
[01:16:18]  I don't think there's a lot of people.
[01:16:18]  There's awesome powers, bro.
[01:16:19]  Yeah, he loves Austin Powell.
[01:16:21]  But I don't think anyone was like protective of James Bond in the 60s and 70s.
[01:16:25]  This is once again one of those arguments we've gone too far, and I'd love to talk about Zoron Momdani's Queen Link program, which is way more boring, but way more fun.
[01:16:32]  We're letting the liberals divide us already.
[01:16:34]  Also, I got a video I sent to Joey about Zoron's New York City.
[01:16:40]  It was a somewhat okay pivot.
[01:16:42]  We'll take it.
[01:16:43]  We'll take it.

=== Offensive Visual Aids (03:08) ===

[01:16:44]  All right, what is this?
[01:16:45]  Who's this long face fix?
[01:16:54]  This is offensive.
[01:16:57]  This is truly so offensive.
[01:16:59]  What is this?
[01:16:59]  It's just a woman wearing a nikop.
[01:17:02]  You guys think that's funny?
[01:17:03]  That's fucked up.
[01:17:04]  It's offensive.
[01:17:05]  All right, what else happening in the world?
[01:17:07]  Anything?
[01:17:07]  I mean, New York City Marathon was a vibe.
[01:17:09]  I've been, oh, I've been wanting to see this Whitney Houston challenge.
[01:17:13]  Oh, yeah.
[01:17:13]  What is this Whitney Houston?
[01:17:15]  I purposely didn't watch it so we could see it here.
[01:17:18]  Al, come on.
[01:17:19]  I didn't.
[01:17:19]  I sort of got no idea.
[01:17:21]  I was practicing all week.
[01:17:22]  Purposely.
[01:17:23]  He was on like.
[01:17:25]  Yeah.
[01:17:26]  I don't open TikTok.
[01:17:28]  Joe, it's Joey.
[01:17:29]  Joey.
[01:17:30]  Joey, man.
[01:17:31]  There we go.
[01:17:31]  It's his own name.
[01:17:32]  Joey, man.
[01:17:34]  Joey, it's funny, but it's not at all.
[01:17:38]  It's not at all.
[01:17:39]  Justin Bond's fucking Whitney Houston challenge.
[01:17:41]  It's funny, but it's not at all.
[01:17:43]  You need to get all the links up before the pod.
[01:17:45]  Just have them ready.
[01:17:46]  He's using his left hand.
[01:17:47]  That's the problem.
[01:17:48]  You got to go righty.
[01:17:49]  That's true.
[01:17:50]  I'm left-handed, though, unfortunately.
[01:17:59]  Oh.
[01:18:00]  You got to try to get it with the beat, with the drum.
[01:18:03]  Oh, shit.
[01:18:05]  Banger.
[01:18:08]  Oh, you kind of hit that, bro, with your new voice.
[01:18:10]  I kind of did with my voice.
[01:18:11]  Your new voice is nice.
[01:18:12]  Oh, wow.
[01:18:13]  Arts Dog brought an actual drum?
[01:18:15]  With a microphone art dog?
[01:18:17]  Oh, that's fire.
[01:18:18]  Thank you, my little artist dogs.
[01:18:19]  All right, let's hear it.
[01:18:23]  That sounds funny.
[01:18:23]  That sounds fire.
[01:18:24]  All righty, go.
[01:18:25]  Hit me, All right, ready?
[01:18:28]  Yeah.
[01:18:30]  No, you can't have a visual aid.
[01:18:31]  Show it.
[01:18:32]  No visual aid.
[01:18:32]  No visual aid.
[01:18:38]  No, no, no.
[01:18:40]  I really got because of all no visual aid.
[01:18:44]  You're visual aid.
[01:18:44]  Try to get him with no visual aid.
[01:18:46]  Try to get him with no visual aid.
[01:18:55]  That was a little early.
[01:18:56]  That was early.
[01:18:57]  That was not bad.
[01:18:58]  That was a little earlier.
[01:18:59]  Not bad.
[01:19:00]  All right.
[01:19:01]  Are you ready?
[01:19:02]  Yeah.
[01:19:09]  You are so wild.
[01:19:11]  It's unbelievable.
[01:19:12]  It's unbelievable.
[01:19:14]  Yo, Wendy's turning a great shit.
[01:19:27]  I need a little Leo.
[01:19:28]  Give me a little Leo.
[01:19:29]  No, no, no.
[01:19:34]  You put a different song on.
[01:19:35]  That was a different song.
[01:19:37]  You sped that up.
[01:19:44]  You gave him more.
[01:19:47]  You spit the reaction.
[01:19:49]  You're missing it right now.
[01:19:50]  Mike, give me your channel right now.

=== Frankie Ready for Beat (01:09) ===

[01:19:52]  You hit me up.
[01:19:55]  I need it at least.
[01:19:58]  Whatever you need.
[01:19:58]  It don't matter.
[01:19:59]  I got it.
[01:20:06]  Damn.
[01:20:07]  I'm almost there.
[01:20:13]  I like this shit.
[01:20:21]  Damn.
[01:20:23]  It's one more beat past whatever you think.
[01:20:26]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:20:27]  And in Mark's case, you want to be holding like a fucking.
[01:20:29]  No.
[01:20:30]  All right, ready?
[01:20:31]  Yeah.
[01:20:33]  Why keep looking at me, nigga?
[01:20:45]  Frankie, we did it.
[01:20:46]  We did it.
[01:20:52]  Yeah, I get credit.
[01:20:53]  I like that credit.
[01:20:54]  As-salamu alaykum.
[01:20:56]  I get credit.
[01:20:59]  Thank you, brother.
[01:21:01]  Well done.