Charlamagne tha God, Andrew Schulz, and Akaash Singh dissect Lil Nas X's arrest as a potential stunt versus mental health crisis, debate Taylor Swift's engagement authenticity amidst her $100 million podcast deal, and analyze Cracker Barrel's logo change. They speculate Trump has six to eight months left due to heart failure while criticizing Garland for not prosecuting him earlier. The hosts explore MAGA's shift toward hostility, predict Trump might deploy the National Guard in New York against Zohran Mamdani, and contrast Will Smith's AI video with Denzel Washington's timeless legacy, ultimately questioning how modern politics manipulates narratives for power. [Automatically generated summary]
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Taylor Swift Engagement Stunt00:14:24
What's up guys welcome to Flagrant today we have the god Charlemagne in studio to talk about all the pressing issues like Lil Nas X is gay ass getting arrested Taylor Swift is straight ass is getting engaged and Donald Trump who cares about his sexuality is he dying let's get into it Charlotte man how are you I'm good Mark what's happening not much man I don't like looking in your eyes are pretty right yeah man you get bright
I'm giving you guys you know give me this let us not forget maybe the greatest moment that Charlamagne and I ever shared ever and this is in Miami on the pod this is in my camp what happened when I remember this you were on Zoom you touched in Miami well no zoom podcast you and Schultz okay and you happened to walk by oh yeah yeah I was like who that who that with all that ass it's because you had your hand down I didn't know who the fuck you were Little Nas X.
That was just damn.
I was strutting salute to Lil Nas X.
I think that's a publicity stunt.
You think so still, right now.
Even I think it was a publicity stunt that went too far.
Oh, that's what I think.
I think he was doing a stunt and it turned into everything it's turned into.
Well, he does have a project dropping soon right yes, he clear, he cleared out his whole Instagram and then he started posting videos with the song that he's got, I guess, coming out.
And then you know, this situation happened right, his dad was like he's, he wasn't.
Well, they ruled out drugs, they said his lawyer and his dad, I think, said he wasn't high or some shit like that.
So maybe it was a mental breakdown.
I'm I'm leaning towards publicity stunt, man.
Yeah, you know what I was thinking?
It wasn't, but now that you're saying it yeah, I see it.
I see it.
I'm convinced.
I thought he was just late to the pride purpose.
I didn't know Mark Out Admiral Ass than Lil Nas X.
He kind of lost his ass.
I'm not looking.
That's gay it's.
Why is it?
You're on purpose is gay.
Now, you know, you notice it.
You know saying, if you're just walking by, if you want to zoom and you're like yo with all, that is different.
But if you, I would argue that's much gayer.
You think so, I would argue that's actually homosexual.
And what I'm doing is evaluating the ass subjective.
But there's a difference between homosexuality and gay, though.
Oh, I'm listening.
Whatever you throw stuff out and hope somebody catches, you know what I'm saying.
That was gay.
Whatever you're doing is gay.
Whatever I'm doing is heterosexual objective onboard tamponia.
You can look at it without feeling anything.
You can't.
That's what I can't.
I just don't want to look at it.
You would get caught by a trading, huh.
You would get caught by a training no hell no, you got caught by Mark's ass.
You ain't realized that was a nigga bro.
But we can all get caught by a transaction.
Like I said no, you can't get caught.
But there's no attractive transgender people.
That's crazy.
Yeah, but you check for the Adams app yo, I mean, if they're wearing a choker, though that's.
I refuse to believe that with all the technology we got, they can't just fix that.
Oh, I just found out about gum reduction, so I'm sure they have the.
Uh wait, gum reduction.
Yeah, you got people that get their gums reduced.
Yeah, we had a woman on the show this week.
Her name was um.
I'm gonna tell you her name right now.
Need that?
Why, Grace?
You ever see someone with a really gummy smile and stuff?
Yeah, bro.
Ba-ba-ba-ba.
Hurt me.
I got the opposite issue.
But what do they do?
Erica Cobb.
They give you more teeth?
Like, how do you feel?
Yeah, they give you more teeth.
You got more teeth up here.
Yeah.
That you don't know.
That's what's under the gum is secret.
You got the two-star right here.
It's the same with dick, too.
Like, when your dick gets hard, like, you ever like put your hand at the base of your dick and you can feel that there's more dick in there.
And you're like, you know, why?
Why can't I get that out?
And I always be thinking if I was a kid, right?
Like back in the day, if I could go back in time, I would have done the tugging exercises then.
Because I feel that's when your ligaments was a little bit softer.
And at some point, you would have just heard the pop.
And then that shit would have been hanging.
No, that's the thing.
Guys do that.
They do stretching for it.
Oh, I do it now every day.
And that's jerking off.
I just don't have that kind of dedication.
My dick ain't shit, and it is what it is.
Yeah, but it's because nobody taught us, nobody gave us the tools when we was young.
If we had that exercise when we were younger, I see McGregor still working on his shit, adding weights to the end of his dick.
Like, it's still hot.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He sent that to his Elliott Banks.
His dick could bench press like 135 is crazy.
I mean, I'd like to see it.
That dick's stronger than Zoron.
I'd love to see that.
I wouldn't mind seeing that.
That's like.
Yeah, you know.
We can pull that up.
It's an energy that's out there.
We can find words.
Let me see it.
It's just let him see it on purpose.
It's just fitness.
But that's different.
This is for cultural purposes to be watching the podcast.
Nah, you see it.
You're asking to pull it.
What up?
Dude, that's even crazy.
Command dick tech and bitch press 135.
That's impressive.
You want to see that?
You like fitness, right?
I like fitness.
Fitness dick in your mouth.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
Out of all due respect.
Like, I really, I respect you.
I respect you as like a broadcaster.
That was a good one.
But he got me because I see if Schultz would have done that, he wouldn't have got me.
But I'd be like, okay, whatever.
See, I wasn't expecting Mark to hit me with that one.
That was crazy.
Now I'm on point.
Now I'm on point.
No, it was not.
It was hilarious.
Where's the dick, though?
Yeah, why?
Look how he's punched over the dick.
The internet has scrubbed, dude.
I'm fine.
I'm finding that.
Really?
No way.
Wow, McGregor got power like that.
I'm saying, was it big, though?
For solid.
I take it.
Damn.
You know what I mean?
I would take it.
Yeah.
If it was yours, you mean?
No.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Sorry.
I was about to say, I said it out loud.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
You want to take the dick or you want to wait?
No, that's my bad.
I mentioned it both ways.
By the way, this was a perfect segue out of the little Nas X, whether we realized that or not.
This is a great show.
Yep.
All right.
We also didn't give him too much airtime, which is exactly what he wanted.
Unless he's going through a mental health crisis.
If he's going through a mental health, I don't, but anybody can have a breakdown.
I get it, man.
But it's just because of his history, it's screaming stunt.
He also had a video that my wife showed me a couple months ago where he was like, I'm kind of enjoying not being popping because I can just walk down the street and nobody fucking cares.
And he was like kind of laughing at himself.
So it seems like he was actually at peace with it.
That's why if he's got no drugs in his system, I would feel like he'd be mentally healthier now.
Yeah.
And also, who likes prison more than him?
Anyway, so where's his picture at?
Oh, here we go.
Look at that.
Huh?
That's weights attached.
I don't know if that's cropped out.
Can we get the weights in there?
He gets the wax?
He gets the weights from your wax, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's, I would see again.
That's why you waxed?
You don't get waxed?
No, no, no.
All the time.
Every single week.
He put me onto the wax.
No way.
No, But full baldy?
Full baldy, baby.
Front to back, rooted to tutor.
No, that's crazy.
Clean it all out.
Clean it all the fuck out, bro.
Mark, actually, it's not gay.
I'm on like week three of having one, so it's a little five o'clock shout out.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Listen.
Yeah, that's dope.
That's actually impressive.
I didn't know you could do some shit like that.
No, I'm not talking about his dick.
I'm talking about the fact there's a weight hanging from that shit.
Have you ever did that in the shower with like a loofah?
You guys never did that?
A loofah ain't nothing.
That's a what?
What weight is this?
That's what you can work up.
You can work up.
You said it's 135?
Nah.
You're working 30.
What was he saying?
135 is the bar and two wheels.
Yeah, you think he's not doing that, dude.
He's not doing like five or whatever, but that's impressive.
And it's like, and it's so look how straight it is.
But no, he flipped the pictures, so it went down and it went up.
So he must have been like actually curling with that motherfucker.
Shout out to Conor McGregor.
Who knew?
No, this dick's got abs.
That's awesome.
That's it.
That's dope, yo.
That's great, dude.
That's great.
Okay, it's gay now.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, guys.
This dick's some island.
I don't want to say hold on.
That's gay.
It's gay now.
All right.
Okay.
What else we got?
All right, what we got next, Joe.
I don't know how to go from there.
There's nowhere to go from there.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey engage me.
Oh, speaking of big dicks.
Even Gayer.
Yep.
Yeah, I don't give a flying fuck.
Apparently, the world does.
Yeah, you're not happy for Travis and Kayleigh?
I'm happy when people actually get married.
Engagements don't impress me.
You know what I'm saying?
Because you got mad people that get engaged and then they stay engaged for half years.
You've been faithful for like eight years.
So I don't want to hear it.
But guess what?
But even when I got engaged, I was married within the year.
That's my rule.
If you get engaged, you got to be married within a year, especially them because they got money.
There's no excuse.
The date should already be said.
If they're married within a year, salute to them.
Engagements is like Alex.
All of a sudden, Alex is a Republican.
You heard the word?
He's like, oh, I forgot you got engaged.
It's been a year and a half.
Holy shit.
We are very happy.
How do you feel about him dating a black woman first and then marrying the whitest white woman?
I like it.
He did what people accuse Post Malone of, but with vagina.
Well, I'm not.
I don't knock the same thing.
I don't knock interracial marriage.
I want you to love whoever it is that you love, but I like seeing white people with white people.
Yeah, black people with black people.
Indians within you.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm all about that.
It's nice when it matches.
You know what I mean?
Why not?
Like, that's not a problem.
To me, that's not racism.
It's just like, why wouldn't you want that?
Like, especially when you are.
I'm not talking about them, but when you come from a minority community, why wouldn't you want to see your people with your people?
I love it.
I don't see it.
It's important to me.
I think he did the right thing.
He went back home.
You know what I'm saying?
It was like LeBron in Miami.
He went there for a few years.
He went back home.
Clearly, he wouldn't have been happy with a black woman.
But what?
I don't know.
Because look how happy he looks with a white woman.
He does seem happier.
Yes.
Does seem happier.
All these black.
By the way, here's the thing.
All these black women y'all tell me Travis Kelsey has been with, I've never seen him with him.
Yes.
What do you mean?
Super hot girl.
What's her name?
Ah, fuck.
Damn, drawing a black.
Super hot.
I don't know.
Ain't no way Alex knows a black girl.
I'm not playing it.
I even know it, too.
What's Charlie Mann's wife's name?
I ain't gonna bother.
I've never seen this picture in my life.
It's true, Nicole.
You know.
I know about it, but I've never seen him together.
By the way, I saw him out and about together multiple.
This looked like they worked together.
Look at this picture.
This picture on the red carpet is SP.
Now go back to that picture of Travis and Taylor that you just showed me.
Not even the engagement.
Go back.
There was another one you showed me from this.
Look at that, man.
They did just buy a Super Bowl.
Nah, bro.
His real trophy is on his arm.
Taylor Swift.
He looks like he's having to marry a billionaire.
Do you think it had to do because Kayla would say he wouldn't give her any money?
He was very like my money and your money.
That was like really a big deal for him.
Shit, that's going to change now.
So does it seem a little fishy that he went to a billionaire?
Nah, because Travis came up over the last year.
I mean, that fucking podcast with him and his brother, they signed a $100 million deal.
And I love them.
I'm only asking so you can shoot these down because you're smarter than me and people.
I believe you.
Do you think that maybe the podcast blew up because of Taylor and that helped him get the $100 million deal?
I don't think so.
I think so.
I'm letting you shoot it down.
I think sort of Kanji Taylor did help the podcast.
I think there was a lot of interest in Travis because he was dating Taylor Swift, which brought people to the podcast, but them being good kept them there.
So if you're okay, but if you're a big team Swifty or whatever they call him, are you concerned about his motives at all?
You think they're pure?
Nah, it's pure.
I agree.
It's pure.
I agree.
It's a reason it's pure, but I don't want to say it.
I agree.
Because it's nice, white-on-white love.
Yeah, it's a reason it's pure, but I don't want to say it because it sounds misogynistic.
I love white people.
And I don't want to disrespect his fiancé.
What would a misogynist say about it?
Yeah, like a bad person.
A misogynist?
Misogynist would be like, oh, he got to love her because she ain't got no ass.
You know what I'm saying?
But I would not say, I wouldn't say no shit like that.
I'm just saying that a misogynist would say some shit.
I wouldn't say that.
That would be fucked up.
Yeah, that wouldn't be me.
I wouldn't say that.
That would be fucked up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or he could be worried that she's going to put him in the next album.
Oh, that song was slap, though.
How is that?
You got him married.
You can't just date Taylor.
You got him and would hate him forever.
If he breaks her heart and she makes a banger, it's rap for him.
Let me tell you something.
I've never been in Taylor Swift's world.
I remember when me and Duval were hosting something at MTV one time, and it was just a frenzy in Times Square.
Because Taylor's been out for a long fucking time.
I don't know if people realize that.
And we were like, who was out there?
And it was like Taylor Swift.
Y'all don't know Taylor Swift.
And we was like, no.
And y'all don't know Gucci Man and Waka Flocka.
You know what I'm saying?
But yesterday, people were crying at iHeart because Taylor Swift got engaged.
Like literal tears, like so happy for her.
And I'm like, you got a lot of white people out.
Of course, it's a lot of white people.
I think we forget how white some white people are.
I was in Columbus, Ohio.
A very sweet girl.
We were meeting, whatever, and she said something.
She said, asked, we're talking about hip-hop, and she goes, is Drake from Toronto?
And I was like, oh, you don't know anything about that.
And then she brought up the diss and she was like, the beef with Kendrick.
And she was like, oh, that song was crazy.
Like, I think she thought it was one song.
No, but she didn't understand there was multiple songs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We forget.
Those people, that is their Beyoncé.
Yeah, this was a big deal.
Like, I mean, literally, they were like, the world is stopped.
I'm like, the world is not fucking stopped because I'm looking at it and like, okay, they got engaged.
And what?
But to some people, yesterday, this was everything.
And to those people, I would say this shit means nothing until they get married.
Because what if they don't get married?
Like, what if they don't get married?
How embarrassing would that be for Taylor Swift?
How crucified would Travis be?
Or would they just pull the greatest publicity stunt ever?
Right?
Yeah, I mean, you can always use it.
I do think it was dope how she went on his podcast, though.
Yeah, they seem very happy.
They seem like a real thing.
Yeah, man.
Like, you really, y'all really fuck with each other because Taylor could have announced her new album anyway.
She said, no, I'm going to go to Bay's podcast, even though he don't need it.
He's already up 100 million from the podcast, and I'm going to use this new medium to announce my album.
Fire.
I thought it was dope.
God bless.
Thought it was dope.
White love makes you happy.
I love white love, dude.
I have no problem with it.
Rock out with your white cock out.
Do it.
I have no problem with it.
Like, love each other.
Yo, how much do you think Travis can bench with this dick?
Anyway, what else we got?
I said 15.
I think 15.
Easily 15.
Cracker Barrel White Issues00:16:42
Where do y'all rank him?
She's light, huh?
She's light.
He don't need to.
He could probably do five, five pounds.
No, he's strong.
But that's not his workout.
She's not.
He's not going to tie Taylor to his dick and fucking do curls with him.
He just happens to have a strong dick problem.
Where do y'all rank Travis Kelsey all-time tight ends?
Two.
You got him at number two?
Bronc and Kelsey.
Get the fuck out of here.
That's the whitest answer ever.
Who you got?
Antonio Gates.
Oh, my God.
That's the fucking.
Oh, get out of here with that teeny home gates.
He's great.
But he's the non-exit.
Antonio Gates, Gronk, Shannon Sharp.
Tony Gonzalez.
Tony Gonzalez.
Tony Gonzalez is great.
And then I got Kelsey around five.
Titans just happened to become more important in the past 10 years.
Don't forget Kevin Winslow Sr.
Yeah.
Okay, but in the my modern era that I've seen, I got Gonzalez, Gates, Gronk, Travis.
But I got Travis like Gates Shannon Sharp.
Gates was great.
That's a DEI answer.
Why?
He's not better than if he wasn't best.
I mean, you name it football.
Everything's going to be a DEI answer.
No.
Travis is actually the DEI.
You're right.
But Gronk's changed, like, did he change the entire coverage, everything, the whole game?
I got Gronk at probably two.
I think Travis is great.
He also did a lot with not great.
I mean, Alex Mutt was a pretty good quarterback, but he wasn't great.
I think Gronk had the greatest playoff run of any Titan ever.
It's insane.
This guy's got like 1,300 yards.
I think some crazy number of catches, like 96 catches or some shit like that, four Super Bowls, played through multiple injuries.
I think we do forget how good Shannon Sharp was because he, you know, he was podcasting.
Watching sports people talk sports is like Game of Thrones.
I know.
I'm hearing y'all and say shit.
I'm like, what is going on?
You watch his new Jerry documentary?
I did.
When is Gronk gonna find his white queen?
When is Gronk gonna find his white queen white queen?
Really?
Yeah, he's been in a long-term relationship.
All right, guys, we got to do some tour dates.
September 11th.
What a great day through the 13th.
Daniel Beach improv.
September 25th through 27th.
I really wish Danny had thought that through, giving me September 11th, but it's there.
Hey, come to the show.
It's going to be explosive.
September 26th, 5th through 27th, I'm at Hilarities in Cleveland.
October 5th, I'm in Dubai.
I don't know if there's even any tickets left.
Go find out.
October 16th through 18th, I'm in East Providence, Rhode Island.
October 25th, 3rd through 25th, I'm in San Jose.
All those dates and more at Akasing.com.
We also got a huge announcement coming and imminent announcement.
This is coming right now.
I remember I told y'all I invested in a chai shop like a year, a year and a half ago.
They opened a second location.
We're expanding.
We're coming to Manhattan, West Village, 20 Christopher Street.
It's called Fonties.
They're still going to have the massala chai.
They got some banging ass Indian sandwiches.
We're growing, baby.
All good things.
Amazing, amazing.
20 Christopher Street, Fonties.
Love y'all.
Let's go.
Quick announcement.
By the way, so many people have come up to me after the show.
It's been like, hey, dude, is there any way I can just get a photo?
I don't want to suck your dick.
Oh, I thought, okay, I can stop making the announcement.
I'm never going to actually suck your dick.
I was like, yo, I can stop making the announcement if you want.
No, no, no.
It's great.
And I think it kind of gets the people going.
But there's a lot of people.
So many people that have come up to me and just been like, hey, man, is there any way we can just do a photo and not do the thing I cop said?
Like, Devout, like, can I be honest?
No.
No.
Muslim dudes with their girls being like, hey.
You got, that's the girl.
That's Hadam.
You sucking his dick.
Hello.
I don't think that's true.
But Nashville, Tennessee, Denver, Colorado.
All right, real quick, we're going to take a break inside of this ad read because we also have a show at Marylou coming up on September 9th.
And I will see you guys at the end.
He don't make no money from that show.
He don't give a fuck about that guy.
David Santez cares about that fucking dick.
Anyway, stupid ass fucking coffee.
Anyway, let's get back to the ad read.
Hoboken, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Detroit, Michigan.
I will be at all these places.
What are you doing in Philly?
Oh, I think Helium.
Love that club.
I think it's a one-nighter home.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I'll have my mom come and wait.
Hey, tell her to wear open-toe shoes.
Yeah, all the respect.
I want her to be comfortable.
Come on through and do tricks on him one time.
I'll see you guys in the show.
Let me a girl be like, you got a big dick.
Not really.
I only say that because of societal pressure.
I'm dating a black man.
I'll take it.
Yo, where's the wood, baby?
I'll be honest, I'm pretty sure my wife does that.
I don't think she'd be saying it.
I'll be like, no.
She said, you got a big dick?
Stop lying.
Did she say foreign Indian or did she say?
Cat tell you something crazy?
I took my wife from a black dude.
Oh, shit, because you're a nice guy, Akashi.
Nice guy.
That's even worse.
Nice guy.
He's funny.
He's funny.
That's funny.
He's funny.
Yeah, come on, man.
You really made that a fentanyl.
He learned how to be passive aggressive.
That was incredible.
That's his boo?
Oh, my God.
That's Rob's boo?
Yeah, Camille Kostak.
Yeah, she's hot.
All due respect.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't care for Rob.
Yeah, I mean, God bless, dude.
Is she white?
I hate when you do this shit.
I'm saying she's white.
I don't know how much.
Nah, she's black.
I'm saying she like some is there some little other ethnicity?
Like, is she like?
If you don't venture a guess, okay.
I mean, I wouldn't say that because I'm not misogynistic.
Oh, I am.
I'm asking because she got ass.
Not me.
I'm saying a misogynist would ask something like that.
I wouldn't ask anything.
I like this car.
I love this.
I love this.
She's awesome.
Oh, so much fun.
Paul.
Irish.
She there.
And Jamaican.
Get the fuck out of here.
Whatever's that called?
I get what I got.
Tell me a misogynist friend who had that question about.
That was a good question.
It's not a dream.
It's not misogyny if it's just an observation.
You know what I'm saying?
She looked like she had some ethnicity in her.
Let me put that on a fucking screen.
So I can understand why she's not.
She's not saying misogyny.
It's just an observation.
I can understand why she would say.
I can understand why the misogynist person would just think she wasn't white.
A misogynist person looking at her, what would he say?
Like, what kind of misogynistic things would he say to objectify her?
That white girl got a fat ass.
That's Jamaican queen.
Would he just call her a girl or would he have another?
Nah, he would say that's a little bit too much.
Okay, I was just curious.
I get what you're saying.
Yeah.
That's chauvinistic.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Misogynistic is chauvinistic.
Chauvinistic is when you start using the terms like the B-word.
That's me.
So you're saying what I do is not acceptable.
But when you're misogynistic, that's toxic masculinity.
I'll call about it.
Don't be that way.
I love it, dude.
I'm in Jamaican woman.
This is fire.
I know.
She's beautiful.
Beautiful Jamaican.
Aren't you married, Mark?
I mean, it's not race.
Racism.
Let's see.
What?
If you're observing, if you're observing, what did you know?
That was intrusive talk.
You're like, I want a Jamaican woman, bro.
Like, God dang Mark and Hannah.
Those are just two.
What are these tight ends right there?
I can handle one.
What did you say?
Just two good tight ends right there.
That is great.
You didn't put the disclaimer on it about what it was.
You just said it.
It's an observation.
You just let that shit fly, bro.
It's just an observation.
No, man, you got to put a fucking card out with that.
You got to give us a warning.
You can't just say shit like that, Alex.
You're fucked up, man.
I'm sorry.
That's so fucking sexy.
Go to something less sexist.
Yes.
Thank you.
Go to something that's not going to make people in this room sexy.
This is crazy.
It's a fit oxtail off the screen, bro.
Yeah, put on Sydney Sweeney.
Too much gravy in that oxtail.
Too much gravy on that oxtail.
Speaking of white issues, dude.
Why do you bring Connor back up, man?
It's not misogynistic.
By the way, I want the record to show Connor's not all the way white either.
What do you mean?
He's Irish.
Oh, no, that's the whitest of the white.
That's why you got that.
But it kind of horseshoes.
It kind of horseshoes.
A little bit.
I was wondering what you were owing at.
I was like, am I missing something?
I'm Irish.
No, the Irish have a thing.
It's because you got a small dick?
No, it's like a potato.
It's like, it's just like a potato stick, but it's short.
There's a famine going on right now.
No one's getting it.
Shout out to Connor, man.
But I do think, like, gingers, Irish, like, when they get black-coated, that's when they look the best.
You know, they said that gingers are black.
Yeah, exactly.
I read that somewhere.
Yeah, break that down for me.
I don't know the breakdown.
I just read it.
I just saw the headlines.
I didn't read that.
Nobody knows what shit about it.
I didn't read the actual article.
Look it up, though.
No, it's true.
They said gingers are black people.
I didn't read the article.
I just saw the headline.
Do you get like a ginger with like a high fade in Jordans?
Like, they look awesome.
Like, that is like when the ginger looks like it.
I don't.
I don't know.
I don't see it.
What did you Google?
Are gingers black people?
Oh, it was a TikTok trend.
Oh.
Go to images.
While the recent TikTok trend is explored the idea that gingers are black as a way to discuss shared experiences with social bias and being othered, the statement is not literally or genetically true.
A person's hair color, including red, does not determine their race.
Black people can have red hair, and a person's red hair does not make them black.
Anybody who believed it and then looked that up, Google made you seem so fucking stupid.
I just saw the headline, bro.
I don't want to determine their race.
Damn.
No, I am not even talking about you.
Yeah.
But I mean, gingers don't get othered like that, do they?
Yeah.
I like black people.
People say they're like mutants.
Gingers don't even have a white.
Gingers don't even have a slur.
You're going to say soul?
No.
That's what they're saying about gingers.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's what racist people say about gingers.
Gingers don't have a slur.
If you read your R. If you rearrange it, ginger with the R. If you read your, it ends with the ER and everything.
Ginger.
My ginger mine ginger.
Which is, yeah.
Bitch ass ginger.
You can rearrange ginger.
And it spells.
Oh.
What?
Retarded?
What?
What does it spell like that?
What?
The N-word.
If you flip the move the letters around.
Oh, the backwards.
Yeah, you're right.
Two G's.
And then the other letters are all there.
You're right.
See how I dance around that one?
Al, it's.
Oh, no.
There's two G's.
Al just misspelled out.
I forgot the second one.
Forgot the second one.
Alice, like, no, it's not.
You know, we shoot over here.
Shoot, man.
Shoot and shoot.
What else we got, man?
Cracker Barrel.
Yes.
Shout out to Cracker Barrel.
What do you think of this whole thing?
You know, they're going back to the old logo again.
What was wrong with the original logo?
But they just changed it.
I think on some DEI shit because they had such a cracker.
I think that the right made that up.
Like, I don't think that shit had nothing to do with DEI and just the fact that they wanted to have a cleaner logo.
Like, but it's objectively, and I'm not even angry about it because it is a worse logo than the new disgusting.
The new one sucks, right?
It sucks.
I mean, because Cracker Barrel is so iconic.
Like, you can't change.
You really can't change the Cracker Barrel logo.
And it is an old country store.
That looks like an old country store.
This new Cracker Barrel is not an old country store.
It's just a barrel of crackers.
Yeah, if they wanted to be actually appropriate, though, because I saw people saying that, oh, they removed the cracker.
Yo, it's not even spelled right, bro.
If it was C-R-A-C-K-A barrel, different stories.
Like, Cracker Barrel, it's like, okay, there's actual crackers probably in that barrel.
You know what I'm saying?
And by the way, Cracker Barrel is amazing.
Okay.
Cracker Barrel is not a white thing.
It's not a black thing.
Cracker Barrel is great.
I'm not saying it's a white thing, but it's fine.
It's not amazing.
Yes, it's amazing.
Once you get, you got to have it early in the morning after you didn't have like a hangover or something.
Or like you out of town and you looking to go someplace to have breakfast and like you're in Orlando or something.
Yes.
Yes.
Cracker Barrel W. You're playing the little peg game.
You buy a giant Hershey.
You would play the peg game.
It's a funny game.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
It's a good time.
You sit in the rocking chairs out front, man.
You get the fucking biscuits with the turkey sausage and put the business.
This seems a little like you want to like apple cobbler.
Act some things out.
Nah, you just want to get it.
You want to get the whole cracker experience, man.
So you sit in the fucking rocking chair and just judge black people as they walk by.
That's what the fuck you do, man.
Especially when you're in Florida or something.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
Method actor.
Why do people, why are people upset at this, though?
Seriously.
Like, I really have no idea.
Like, why is this considered awoken?
Cause they got rid of this.
Because the right is pussy.
They act like the left is such trigger snowflakes.
They're just as triggered as snowflakes.
You know what I mean?
All the fucking time.
They're such pussies.
It's unbelievable.
And I thought it was the left, but they're both pussies.
They're both pussies.
It seems like the roles have been reversed just a little bit, right?
Yeah.
Because it feels, you know what it is?
When you get accused of everything, you know, conservatives have gotten accused of, or even just anybody that pushes boundaries, right?
When it's your turn to hold the gun, you want to get your get back.
So you become what you hate.
And they've become what they hate.
Because this makes no sense.
I don't even.
Is this even offensive?
The guy sitting by the barrel?
No.
No, they're erasing the white guy off the logo to make him more DI.
It's not, get rid of the word cracker then.
If you really want to be woke about it, just call it the barrel.
The barrel.
You know what I'm saying?
The barrel is kind of funny.
If Cracker Brow said we know we're getting rid of the cracker, we just want to be called the barrel now.
Then I could be like, nah, bring the cracker back.
That'll make sense.
But this is silly.
I got to tell you what I actually think Cracker Barrel was doing.
Talk to me.
Publicity.
This is Lil Nas X type shit.
No one talked about Cracker Barrel ever.
Then they took the cracker and the barrel off the logo.
And now everybody's up in arms.
Well, you were just, when was the last time you thought about Cracker Barrel before this?
And then you remember people like, I thought I was like, I was in South Carolina.
I'm like, let's go to Cracker.
Actually, we went to Cracker Brow.
We really like Cracker Barrel.
Yes.
This pumps off like a bunch of people.
When I was in South Carolina, two weeks ago, whenever I was in South Carolina, I went to Cracker Barrel.
I like Cracker Brow, Americans.
It's different than where you at.
Because everyone I've gone to, it's all fat white people.
Every single one.
What do people got to do with the food?
I've got all of those restaurants.
So it's IHOP, Denny's, Bob Evans, Cracker Barrel.
I would say IHOP is number one.
No.
But Cracker Barrel I put two.
That's actual food.
Yes.
Does IHOP not have food?
No, you can't get fried chicken.
You got to fucking get like salt.
You can absolutely get fried chicken and a wow.
I've only gone to Cracker Brow for breakfast.
I've never gone for anything else.
And I've only gone to IHOP to have breakfast as well.
That'd be funny.
You said...
What if you put Lil Nas X is the logo?
What would you call Cracker Brow?
You add a word to Barrel.
There's two barrels.
Bussy Barrel.
Listen, somebody should make that.
Put Lil Nas X in the underwear, but make it look like the Cracker Barrel logo and call it Pussy Barrel.
I wouldn't eat those grits.
Oh, man.
We didn't eat those bricks.
They're crazy, man.
Damn.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, Cracker Brow is great.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
I heard someone said this was stock manipulation.
Because apparently the stock was high, and then they do this whole rebrand thing, and then the stock plummets.
And then people buy it.
And it came back up.
And all these companies aren't even real restaurants.
They're actually just like real estate companies.
They own the land.
Probably billions of dollars in free publicity from this.
Trump tweeted.
Trump said that.
Trump tweets about Charlemagne and now Cracker Barrel and Andrew.
This is his big talking point.
Trump said they got billions of dollars worth of property.
They need to add the logo back and what did he say?
Revamp the menu or some shit?
I saw the tweet.
It was a so-true social post.
I forgot exactly what he said, but this is a nothing burger.
No, but I think that's their idea.
That's why I think this is some genius shit.
Also, if we put the cracker back on there, we need to put Uncle Barrett.
Ed Cracker has spoken.
They're putting the Cracker back in the middle.
Damn.
I want Uncle Ben back on the rights.
Because that feels wrong that we got rid of the Cracker.
It was crazy you got rid of the black dude's rights.
Aunt James should still have the pancakes.
Yeah.
See, look, I didn't know that.
Cracker Brow should go back to the old logo.
This is Trump.
A made a mistake based on customer response.
The ultimate poll and managed the company.
That's actually true, though.
And managed the company better than ever before.
They get a billion dollars worth of free publicity if they play their cards right.
That's true.
Here we go.
Hey, look at that.
Trump and I think alike.
I will say this, though.
Hey, we should have him on this podcast.
This lets you know how popping Cracker Barrel is, though.
You never know how popping you are until you're in the midst of a scandal.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if nobody, if they did this and nobody gave a fucking, it's like, oh, shit, nobody cares about Cracker Barrel.
The fact they did this and it's such an uproar where even the president, I mean, I said like even the president is tweeting about it.
It's like, you know, does that even mean anything nowadays?
But yeah, Cracker Brow is still a big deal, bro.
Yeah.
He says that because the president was tweeting about his ass.
ChatGPT Image Mistakes00:04:56
You know what?
It means you popping.
It does a good observation.
It does.
No, I know.
I know.
I mean, Drake putting you in a rap song is now the number two mention of hate you've ever gotten.
Think about that.
Drake puts you in an all-time disc record, and that is now number two on the list of cool mentions you've gotten of hatred.
Yeah.
Isn't that fire?
I mean, technically, I've gotten, I kind of got like roasted by two presidents.
Who was the other one?
Well, Joe Biden, when he said, if you don't know whether to vote for me or Trump, you ain't black.
Oh, that's fine.
I'm not going to count that one.
It was a cool moment that you were a part of, but it wasn't.
He, you know.
He kind of called me the N-word.
He kind of said that, right?
Yeah.
No, no, when Trump called you a low IQ individual.
That was that.
That was that word that day, right?
He called you a jigger a little bit.
You're right.
He called me a racist sleeve.
And you're right.
You're right.
Didn't Obama come at you?
No, Obama never killed me.
And you've never seen a closed Cracker Barrel.
You ain't never seen a closed down Cracker Barrel anywhere in America.
You've never seen a closed IHOP.
I fuck with IHOP.
IHOP's what?
Listen, I hold IHOP in high regard.
Okay, beautiful.
High regard.
We're on the same page.
But if we keep going this path, they're going to want to take the whole out of IHOP and then what?
Oh, yeah.
The whole defensive and international.
I put it into Sora.
You got to change it to Bussy the whole.
Honestly, that's a merch.
That's merch.
That's a merch.
Biggest and flagrant merch.
Can you make it look like, can you put him in his underwear, but make it look the same color as the Cracker Barrel logo and then put bussy barrels?
Yo, this is so stupid.
And then the underline can be take a walk down Old Town Road or whatever.
You can make that as gay as a mechanical game in the window.
And now you got merch.
You're not X in us up.
Listen, what are you using to make this so fast?
Sora.
Chat GPT is like image creator.
I didn't know they had that shit.
Oh, man.
I don't have to add that shit to my Chat GPT.
So I can just go to ChatGPT and look up Sora?
You can go to ChatGPT and just have them make an image.
They have like extensions that you can add to it.
And then there's a different app, right?
Called Sora.
No, it's within ChatGPT.
That is hilarious.
Well, you can just do it within ChatGPT.
Be like, make an image of this.
You're not going to spell bussy?
We're just making sure you're not spelled bussy.
B-U-S-S-Y.
That felt condescending somehow.
What?
I don't know.
Who doesn't know how to spell bussy?
Somebody who don't like bussy.
Pussy with a B. Wait a second.
That's a good point.
While we work out, what we got next?
That's why I didn't say nothing.
I want to see how y'all keep the show moving.
I'm just trying to, I'm just fitting in.
This is brilliant.
Idiots, ball, really.
We just go topic to topic.
This is fun.
I like this.
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Do you think Trump is dying?
We're all dying.
Okay.
We're literally all dying.
What do you think that is?
I look forward to hearing your take on this.
I cannot remember who it is.
I don't know.
I really feel like it was Chris.
It was either Chris Morrow or Chic Luch.
I'm not even joking.
I can't remember who said this.
It's either Chris Morrow or Sheik Luch.
I'm leaning towards Chic, but there was a thing that somebody said when it was like, yo, I think the reason Trump is moving the way he's moving is because he doesn't have much long to live.
And this was months ago.
They said this about Trump and Putin.
So it was either Chris or Sheik.
It might have been Chris.
I know what Chris said about Putin.
Chris, was this you?
We got Chris in the room.
Chris.
Hey, guys.
I just shared a clip.
This is something I've been watching.
We don't know if this guy's accurate or not, but here's his series.
Let's look at this.
This is Donald Trump has not golfed in 13 days.
Today would be 14 days.
The longest absence has taken office in January.
Then the president, he is dying.
And then this is Trump tracker.
Read the fact check, though.
Read the fact check because I think that's important.
Trump has golfed every weekend.
He's golfing.
Huh?
He's been golfing since 10:14 a.m. today.
Damn.
Okay.
So, man, what are you doing?
What a roller coaster, right?
Oh, I saw this one.
Chris, you've been jerking off.
It's getting worse.
I'm a home health therapist.
I'm a therapist with a doctor in my field.
I see congestive heart failure patients on a daily basis.
The reason I know that he has congestive heart failure is because of the swelling in his feet and ankles.
The reason I know it's getting worse is because he's sitting behind the desk on camera now.
He lashed out against MSNBC for giving him hash about his ankles.
This is how we know that something is true because it gets to Trump.
Remember recently where he was talking about going to heaven for some fucking reason?
No, but he talked about not doing very well.
I don't think he's talking about the media.
I think he's talking about the doctors who are treating him.
The only reason his health has been maintained at all is because he has the privilege of getting IV diuretics, spironolactone, LASIC, Bumex, something like that.
That's why his hands have been bruised and covered with makeup.
Badly, I might add.
We know that it's getting worse because he knows he cannot hide the degree of swelling.
That's why he's sitting behind the desk.
Oh, he also has chronic kidney disease, which is also contributing to the swelling in the feet and ankles.
I can't tell you how many times I have seen a patient in their home because they were hospitalized for AKI or acute kidney injury.
The kidney injury was caused by nephrotoxic medications, namely diuretics, spirinolactone, Bumex, LASIX.
The president is definitely getting sicker.
But we know he's not going to change his diet because he's such a fucking idiot.
I think he's going to be around for six to eight months tops.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Damn.
He put a time on it.
Yeah.
Damn.
He said six to eight months tops.
Here's the thing.
I don't like diagnosing people, but I mean, he is at, what, eight?
How old is he?
78?
79?
79 years old.
You know, he's been eating a lot of fast foods.
I know people personally who were on his shortlist.
And, you know, I remember saying to one of them, like, would you really want to be his VP?
Like, you really want to attach, you know, what you got going on to that?
And the person replied to me and said, look, man, he's such and such years old and he eats a lot of cheeseburgers.
Meaning they think they could be president within this term.
That's what the person said.
That's why they were interested in being vice president.
That's what the person said.
I mean, I don't know how much interest was actually in them, but their name was being put on the shortlist when, you know, the shortlist was out there.
May I ask you if it was a male or a female?
No.
That means it was a female.
If it was a male, there's so many dudes.
It could be a they.
There's so many dudes here.
It could be a they.
Trump ain't being a they.
You got him producing Kamala.
I don't know, man.
Like I said, I don't want to diagnose him, but there's something there.
I actually did this on the Daily Show.
I did a whole piece about how the media gave Biden hell for every little physical ailment for his age and everything.
But yet they ignore all Trump shit.
And actually, when you listen to how liberals used to cover for Trump, just go listen to how conservative media, Fox News, Sam Tuesday.
It's literally, when I say the same language, the same language.
I literally played a clip from liberal news, played a clip from Fox.
It's the same exact language.
So it's just different for Trump because cognitively, he doesn't look like he's on a decline as much as Biden.
And then also he's actually, though.
But he keeps everybody confused.
Like he's doing something.
Exactly.
Biden was just not doing enough.
So it's like you focus on his health.
Like, God bless the dead.
If somebody like old Dirty Bastard was still alive and he was wilding and he was losing it cognitively, nobody would even understand or even notice because he's been crazy his whole life.
So it's the same thing with somebody like Trump.
He's been saying wild shit his whole life.
So it's just like nobody even notices that he could be on his cognitive decline now when he says wild shit.
Well, here's what I would say.
And I know this happens quickly, but we talked him, what, a year ago?
And the one thing I would push up.
You got him elected, bro.
You.
We didn't?
You posted him on Instagram, the hell?
I did post him on Instagram.
I think if anything got that kind of elected.
It cost me quite a few dollars.
Y'all are part of the manage fear that they talk about that normalized Trump.
Yeah, I wasn't in it.
You were right there.
There's nobody that they say normalized Trump more than Flagrant and Rogue.
Can I say one thing?
There's no ad they said that worked better for Trump than your ad.
So yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're in.
So let's say that I never saw it.
Here's one thing.
To me, I remember, I was like, I looked it up.
I was like, what were the polls back then?
Because I didn't remember it was some like, hey, Trump is going to lose.
Polls were neck and neck.
Trump has always overperformed in the polls.
So look, we might have swung some boats.
I'm not saying we didn't.
But to me, it was like, this guy could very well win.
I want to talk to the guy who could be president and see if I can sneak in.
Would you not interview a former president, future president of the United States of America?
You know what I was thinking about the other day?
I was thinking about how people give comedians and celebrities more shit for sitting down with Trump than they do somebody like a Merrick Garland for not prosecuting Trump.
And what made me think about that was what I was, I was watching an old clip of me and Kamala, and I was asking her how come, I said, do you feel like Merrick Garland should have went after Trump sooner?
Because I say, I feel like the Biden administration talks about him being an extension threat, but y'all don't act like he is, which makes the American people feel like he's not.
And, you know, she was like, well, I let the DOJ do them.
We do us, blah, blah, blah.
But I was just sitting back thinking like, don't, that's dirty, right?
Y'all was in the office for four years.
You could have actually prosecuted him, right?
Which did it way earlier, which could have made him stay out of the election altogether.
Who knows?
But it just seems weird to go after, you know, Snoop and Nelly and, you know, the podcast bros for interviewing him, but y'all don't got no smoke for Biden for staying in too long and Merrick Garland for not prosecuting.
Look, I don't love getting the smoke, but I get it.
I'll accept my part, but I wish we focused much more focus on the Democrats just fumbling at every fucking turn and hopefully fixing that.
Because it wouldn't have gotten to that point where he could come to y'all if they would have did their job.
1000%.
You know what I'm saying?
So if you're going to be, you know, I just, I just, I don't know.
It just feels strange.
Am I tripping, Chris?
On which part?
Shouldn't Merrick Garland have done his job?
I would love to hear you're a liberal cuck.
I would love to hear your feedback on us.
Well, I say that with love to empower people.
Fuck YouTube, but whatever.
What do you want to know?
What your thoughts are.
Answer my question first, then Chris Akasha.
Should Merrick Garland should have prosecuted Trump earlier?
Yeah, I mean, I think it is easier to go after media people, sure.
But, you know, there are political considerations that come into stuff like that.
I can't.
And then for Biden to say, after the fact, I should have hired somebody else as attorney general because they would have actually went and prosecuted him.
It's like, come on, bro.
Don't play in our face like that.
You know what I mean?
Well, but that kind of ties in.
All right.
So if you take like the Giselle Maxwell.
Yeah.
Right.
Where they're saying she, she offered something to Biden and he turned it down.
And everyone's saying there's no way he would turn that down, right?
Politically, you wouldn't turn that down.
But on the other hand, the narrative has been like the Democrats fumble every political opportunity they get and they don't know how to play hardball and they don't know how to like true though.
So then maybe she did offer it.
But if she offered it and it was worth it, then go after it.
Because she has ostensibly a lot to offer.
She could give you a ton of shit.
So yeah, we'll let you out, but you got to give us something real and then we'll go after you.
And it doesn't seem like they did that.
They didn't release any lists.
They didn't release any.
All the stuff we're accusing Trump of, I think Trump is worse than what Biden was, but it's not like they were doing a great job.
No.
And Merrick Garland said he didn't want to go after Trump because he didn't want to make it political.
But it's like if a person was actually committing crimes, then I would expect the attorney general to go after him.
So when he says things like he didn't want to because he didn't want to make it political, it kind of makes you think like, well, damn, maybe it was nothing there.
And if you would have went after him, then it would have just been political.
You know what I mean?
The only pushback I give is the Supreme Court is so conservative.
They would have just gotten him out of whatever jam.
But the law is the law, though.
I still feel like, you know, if there's an actual threat to democracy, if there's an actual threat to the Constitution, you should pursue it.
And it just seems weird that Merrick Garland gets no smoke.
At least Biden gets some smoke from people.
Merrick Garland gets no smoke.
But you want to blame the celebrities for performing at inauguration balls and podcast hosts for interviewing them.
That shit shouldn't even, it shouldn't even have got to that point.
It got to that point because Merrick Garland didn't do his job.
Well, what would you have had him do then?
Prosecute Trump earlier for the insurrection.
I also think the turning point was the assassination attempt.
I think it was the momentum shift.
Like it was that moment.
And that was the only one of his rallies that got televised by CNN.
Oh, yeah.
That moment that CNN put on TV.
Also, I said this on Patreon, but the idea that we didn't say anything salacious to Trump, Alex looked him dead in his face and goes, your ear looks great, by the way.
I mean, there's a strong implication that maybe that wasn't.
I thought that the when you said that, I was like, God damn.
But people wanted like a tough question and like to hold his feet to the fire.
I thought the immigration portion did that very well because here's the thing.
You're only going to hold somebody's feet to the fire based off the things that you care about.
Because that's when the conversation is better in an interview, right?
Like if I'm holding your feet to the fire for some shit I don't even really believe in, it'll be like, it'll come and go.
It's like a fart.
You know what I mean?
But for something I actually believe in, if you go back and you watch that exchange, him and Schultz had over immigration and you know, what we're actually seeing happen, people that don't need to be deported actually getting deported.
That was a good exchange.
You know what I mean?
And I, you know.
I'm calling him out for like dodging the question and then he comes up with the whole wig.
The whole weave thing.
He told you I'm weaving.
What's you supposed to do when the man tells you he's weaving?
You know what I'm saying?
This is legitimately so funny.
I was going to say though, I didn't see cognitive decline there.
He was so sharp.
He seemed incredibly aware of everything.
They're talking about physical decline more than cognitive decline.
Yeah.
And people point to this video of him golfing and they're like, watch him walk.
His walk is terrible.
I'm like, oh, he's almost 80 and he's 300 pounds.
He's in bad shape.
Like he's actually, for most 80-year-olds, he's pretty good.
It seems like he's walking fine.
I don't know.
Like, again, I see the bruise on his hands, like the edema on his legs or whatever.
But I will say, though, there is something about this moment in time.
I don't know if Trump does the whole four years.
I don't feel like he's going to do four years.
Why?
I don't know the reason why, but I had a theory and I still kind of hold on to this theory.
And I still believe that there's like a coup going on in the Republican Party.
It's a slow coup that he may not even be aware of.
But I do feel like, you know, JD Vance is being propped up in a way.
And I do go back to when, you know, JD Vance allegedly met with Rupert Burdock and them.
And that was the first week.
That was the week that they said, what did they say?
They put in the Wall Street Journal that Trump had wrote a letter to Epstein.
Oh, okay.
Right?
That was the same week that the Wall Street Journal.
Yeah.
And then the next week is when Speaker Mike Johnson said we're going to take a break so the Epstein files can't be with Baltimore Ball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then also that week in the Wall Street Journal, it came out and they said that Trump was in the Epstein files and he knew he was in the Epstein file since May.
So to me, I felt like all of that kept the conversation going.
It threw the ball in the air.
You know what I mean?
But it's just like people have kind of moonwalked away from the Epstein thing.
But I still feel like there's something there with the Epstein thing, man.
Because the Epstein thing is the only issue that will make people, make the MAGA base not mad at other conservatives.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Elaine's speaking point, she said, that Trump wasn't in the Epstein file and was never a bad guy and all of that.
Yeah, I would say that too.
After you sent me to a security, a prison that's less that's not as dangerous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think every, yeah, anytime you're talking about the president and you're in jail, you're going to be like, nah, the president's not done.
That's great.
Yeah, good guy.
Also, who the fuck is she to decide who a good guy is?
The worst.
You're just the worst bitch ever.
Got the fuck out of here.
You're not a good judge of character.
You're garbage.
And she keeps framing everything as just massages.
Like, oh, he didn't get a massage.
Like, there was no, she acts like there was no like kid fucking massage.
She's a legitimate.
She just had a fall.
Yeah.
Sasha's.
Like, ideally, you want a pedophile to be like, oh, this guy was super boring and lame, never diddled anyone.
He sucks.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what you want him to say.
Yeah, that guy sucks.
If he says you're a great age, he's a fun time.
I will say that.
He's got to fuck kids.
Trump has done a fantastic job of changing the narrative on the Epstein files.
He got that shit out the news cycle, boy.
It took him a while, though.
No, it took him a while by his standards, but really, it wasn't long at all.
It was like two or three weeks.
People are just completely, they stop talking about it.
And it's so strange to me because, as you said earlier, whenever you say the truth about him, that's when he gets upset.
Why would they ever stop talking about the Epstein files?
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Because they don't know what they're doing.
They don't know what the fuck they're doing, yo.
We're never going to stop talking about it.
I think this guy on the list.
Do you think he fuck kids?
I don't know.
I think he's protecting pedophiles.
That is a good either way.
Al thought a lot about how to say something that wouldn't piss off too many people, but still what's wrong with it?
I mean, I don't know.
We don't know.
I don't know.
But we know that there's something there.
That's why you investigated.
Yeah, let's see the list.
If there's nothing in that show, what's up?
If there was hundreds of women, I don't think Epstein was putting in all that work.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah.
No, no, but that's not that kind of libido.
But Epstein wasn't there, but that was Epstein was getting all these young girls for some of the most powerful people in the world.
Yeah, I know.
But that's what I'm saying.
So by not putting out the files, you're protecting all those people.
Oh, yeah, confidential informant.
Like, everyone's going to protect him.
Biden protected him.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The U.S. government protection.
I think everybody's guilty.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't give a fuck who's on the list.
It all should burn down.
Everybody should get thrown under the bus.
And it would be great because now we can finally get rid of that old regime and move on with new pedophiles.
I was on board with everything until the last year.
But that's probably going to happen.
Exactly.
That's the government.
That's just what happens.
It is, man.
It really is.
So we never answered the question.
What?
Do we think Trump's dying?
Nobody?
I don't think he's dying.
I'm going to be honest.
I think he's going to live forever.
Damn.
I don't think Trump ever dies.
I think he'll make it through this term.
If I had to guess, I'm going to take the over.
I'm going to take the over.
Yeah, I'm not even.
I'm not talking about.
Yeah, I don't think.
Yeah.
What do you think, Alex?
I don't know.
It's hard.
I think he died before his father.
Damn.
I think he does.
Like, that's bad.
That's a lot of IVs going in and out of the business.
That's a drench rum.
No, but.
That's adrenaline.
That's little kid's blood.
He's going to live forever.
Or that.
You know what I hate?
That's a lot of in-and-out IVs.
And so if he's getting that much IV.
No, this is because he was a nurse.
Is that picture real?
Yeah.
There's no way that picture is real and not one press person asking about his hand because he hires.
I mean, he approves all the press people who can ask him questions.
So they're not.
He's got everything.
But God damn, even if you're a press person that's hired by Trump, you still want to ask the question.
You ask him anything he doesn't like, you're out the room forever for the rest of his life.
That is the Trump move.
God damn.
You can't even ask the press secretary when she's up on it.
Can't ask anything they don't like.
Yo, some of these people ask about Epstein.
I've seen some of these presses where some of these people have bought up the Epstein files.
Somebody he sits in front of has to ask him about his hand.
They should ask him about his health.
But then you owe that to the American people.
You got to ask about his hand.
You got to ask about his health.
My other theory was that Putin got to him after a little handshake when they met and fucked his hand up.
And what was it?
Australia?
No.
It was Alston.
Damn.
Probably put some poison on it.
Oh, that's a Russian move.
It'd be poisoning.
That is true.
Why does Putin walk around with his poop?
Did we ever find out?
Because they think he has cancer, is what I've heard.
That's the theory that I've heard.
He's a colostomy bag.
No, that he goes and shits, and then he has his personal security go and collect the feces, put it in a briefcase, and fly back home.
But why?
Because you can test cancer?
Because you know about people's health by testing the poop.
Like, if you can collect it, then you can go through and run a whole process.
Every shit, you got to analyze every shit.
Exactly what I'm saying.
No, no, no.
The U.S. government, if he's visiting in Alaska, he shits into an American bathroom in Alaska.
The U.S. government then could go in, collect his feces, go through a stool sample, get a whole profile on his health records and be like, oh, he's got this, he's got this.
He's taking these supplements because he's got this illness.
He's going to die in these amount of days.
And or you could make a poison that's specific to his.
Wait, hold on.
Why do they don't allow him to flush the toilet?
It's like, you're not going to flush the toilet?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm going to flush the fucking toilet.
Wait, who doesn't?
He doesn't want the American government to have his shit.
It's not that it's not.
But he just flushes the toilet.
That's right.
He doesn't know how the American suicide is.
The U.S. government runs a pipe to collect his shit specifically.
They say, yeah, Putin, use this bathroom.
It's a part of a CI.
What the fuck are we even talking about?
That's my point.
Overthrew governments.
Why do we not change a toilet pipe?
We tried to kill Fidel by making his beard fall out.
We tried to poison him with the fucking lipstick.
Okay, I'm going to be honest with you.
When I'm on the couch with a bunch of comedians, I don't know when y'all are being serious or funny.
They're being serious.
Hold on now.
They're being serious.
Come on, though.
They think the U.S. government has a whole Putin shit pipeline.
They try to put bombs on Powell.
Why would they not?
We're trillions of dollars.
What are we talking about?
I really do want to know why they said they collect his poop and urine.
Is there value to the U.S. government to know Putin's health profile?
So no matter how diluted it is.
It makes sense.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, why would it?
But how would they get his poop?
Once Putin poops and then flushes, it goes into the suicide.
They would set up a second pipe.
They would direct it to somewhere where they're collecting it and then they'd run all the tests.
What would be the benefit of that, though?
Because then you get his whole health profile.
I don't believe that.
And if you believe that it's possible that you've gotten a tip from an inside agent that says, yeah, he's sick, he's going to die soon.
You need to confirm that.
So then you're going to run a health profile on his steal to find out that he's ill.
So why are they not doing that to Trump when he's in other countries?
Is Trump collecting his own poop?
If he's ill, then they might be.
Maybe they took the piss out of that Russian girl's mouth.
Damn.
They made her spit like a wine tasting.
Damn.
But like, remember during COVID when Putin was sitting hella far away from everybody?
They thought it was because he has some type of like potentially an autoimmune disease or he was compromised because he was undergoing cancer treatment.
And so all the pictures of him during COVID, he's sitting super far away across the table.
Yeah, I mean, no, that's Chris was saying that for a while.
Like there was all these rumors about.
I'm sorry, Chris, I don't want to jump.
So I don't know if you lose your three hands up.
Like, no, don't touch it.
He said it up brilliant.
And that doesn't check out.
Putin still looks alive.
That rumor has been floating around about.
That's what I'm saying.
These people ain't dying.
They're not going to die.
Trump will probably live forever.
I mean, the thing is, is Trump sick?
Yeah, probably.
Is he going to get the best medical attention?
That's what I'm saying.
Known to mankind?
Definitely.
That's the thing.
If Biden could finish his term, I'd think Trump would finish.
I've been waiting on Jerry Jones to die for about 15 years.
God damn it.
This got to be stage four cancer.
You met him.
Did you try to put any points?
I'd have fucking given you something.
I told him, I said, yo, man, you got to get this shit together, man.
You're talking bullshit.
And we've been out here rooting for you for a long motherfucking time.
And he said, yeah, man.
You know, he said, look, man, he said, you know, sometimes you zig when you should zag, but you got to dig that way and zag that way.
And I'm like, okay, he knows the fucking meeting.
Like, he's just, like, that was the craziest point.
He gave you the Trump wing.
That was some ridiculous small talk that he didn't even have to do.
If you ever watch an interview with him, he answers every question like that.
I've been thinking he has dementia.
He's still alive and kicking.
He just speaks in riddles.
He took a shot with us, though.
Of course he did.
He's a fucking alcoholic.
Of course.
I mean, at his age, I'm like, dang, he still drinks.
He took a shot.
And like, some of that shit spilt on his shirt.
You guys tell me why he has this Netflix documentary so he can remember the good days because he's forgotten all that.
That shit is fire, though.
I'm not watching you.
She watches you?
Nah, fuck the nigga.
Nah, cops.
You gotta watch.
That shit.
If I should be.
When he dies, I'll watch it.
And I'm gonna celebrate.
The good times.
Listen, that shit makes you proud to be a Cowboy fan.
I'm like, yo, I gotta let my oldest daughter watch this so she understands why we became the way we became.
You need to know why your granddad tased somebody at MedLife Stadium on 9-11 at a Cowboy Day.
You need to know why your grandfather has a tattoo that says six-time Super Bowl champion, even though we only won five.
You need to know why your father is a die-hard cowboy fan like his.
You need to know why they call your grandfather Cowboy.
This is why these glory days.
Don't punish her.
No, no, no.
Somebody whined on one of these stories for the rest.
His dad tased the guy at MedLife saved him on 9-11.
A Marine.
The Cowboys were playing the Jets, and my dad was there with his wife.
It wasn't 9-11, though, because 9-11 was a Tuesday.
So they weren't playing on a Tuesday.
No, 9-11 anniversary.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a 9-11 anniversary.
Well, you knowing that is suspect.
You can't know that.
You're adding Jets you.
You're adding grandfather.
Every 9-11.com is this most beautiful Tuesday ever.
They always talk about that.
That's what I think I would do.
It was a 9-11 anniversary.
And my dad was there with his wife.
I was in the Jets owner's suite.
And they asked me if I wanted my dad in here with me.
And I said, no, he don't know how to act.
And so he was out there.
You were in Woody Johnson's sleep?
I guess.
He's on it just for a while.
Yeah, yeah, Johnson ⁇ Johnson.
That broke-ass vaccine.
That's really Woody Johnson?
Yeah.
Oh, that's Johnson ⁇ Johnson.
I didn't know that.
Woody Johnson.
That is a double dick name.
That's funny.
Double dick dick.
That's the greatest porn name ever.
But yeah, my dad just got into it.
Like, he, because he was, you know, we grew up Jehovah's Witness, and everybody stood for the anthem.
He didn't stand.
But also, he was a little older, so he didn't want to stand.
And when his wife got up to use the bathroom, the Marine was like, I'm not moving because y'all didn't get up for the anthem.
My dad was like, man, get the fuck out the way.
You know what I'm saying?
And he was like, nah, I'm not moving.
And so my dad tased.
I think your dad was 100%.
You see right there?
Look, fan.
Fan, this shit was on the front page of the New York Post.
Fan uses a legal taser at Jets game.
Can you read the first sentence?
Read the first sentence.
What year was this, by the way?
Can you read it?
Can you see?
Damn, we had just started Breakfast Club.
Breakfast Club started in 2010.
So you're already making headlines.
Charlamagne McKelvey isn't sure how his father got an illegal taser into MetLife Stadium on the 10th anniversary.
It's a 10th anniversary, too.
Damn, I didn't realize it was the 10th anniversary.
Jesus Christ.
Sunday night.
That's so funny.
Oh, you lied.
He said he was attacked by four or five Jets jerseys.
No, he was attacked.
Oh, no.
Four or five Jets fans were having a Dallas jersey on.
You said it was about him being a Cowboy fan.
It was because he said that.
Oh, time out.
Tell him about bleep that because that was the truth.
I was like, I never heard this version.
But no, he did get jumped, though.
There's a video.
He did get jumped.
I never saw this part, though.
I'm joking for the pod.
We're joking for the pod.
Listen, can you please keep it in the middle?
Dude, the statue is up.
We're joking for the pod.
That is holy.
No, I'm like, when you say this shit, I'm like, damn, I never heard this bird.
I was always told that he wouldn't get up, but he did get jumped.
But it's Jets Stadium.
You got a Cowboys jersey on.
Of course, they're going to heck with a fucking Cowboys.
Oh, my God.
Oh, hold on.
This shit made Fox News?
I don't remember this shit now.
We lost that game, by the way.
I said, we, like, I'm still a fan of Jackson.
You are, man.
Come on.
You're from Dallas, bro.
Once a Cowboy, always a Cowboy job.
How do you feel about him switching up and becoming a Chiefs?
I haven't become a real fan of anything.
You're a Chiefs fan.
What are you talking about?
And after, so that happened.
The Cowboys sucked.
Then Luca got traded.
And then a week later, the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
And I was with my wife and her whole family from Philly listening to that fucking fight song for three hours.
I truly, I'm like, I'm done with sports.
I don't want me to be a sports folk.
I don't remember paying that much in no bail, bro.
That's so that shit is crazy.
I'm about to call my father.
You owe me some money.
But usually you have to pay.
You pay 10%.
So maybe you're not going to be able to do it.
But it wouldn't even be.
Why would they put that up there?
That was wild.
See, this is the video.
Oh.
Wait, is that your dad in the wear jersey?
No, my dad's actually on the ground.
And so my cousin going to start, they all just going to start swinging.
No, that's Faz Valley.
That's right.
Most corners in South Carolina.
They just going to start swinging.
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Because, you know, first they're trying to let them up, let them up.
But the fact is that despite very high security at these games, they're dividing men and women into different lines and checking rags as you go in.
But somebody managed to get a taser gun.
You know, screw it up.
But you know why?
You know how he got it in?
He just, because he didn't know he wasn't supposed to have it.
You got to understand.
We're from the South.
Akash, you know, you from the fucking from Texas.
I know you kind of wrote me into this.
And can I be honest?
I would normally have your back, but I know you wouldn't have my back.
So you sit alone in it.
You sit in this corner.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't have your back for having a whole jet that runs into a building.
I'm talking about fucking taser, Akash.
Okay.
I'm talking about a simple taser.
How did they get the airplanes?
I don't have your back for the majority of the crime that I was in this country.
But listen, he had it on his side.
He just walked in.
He didn't know he wasn't supposed to have it.
You know that's how I used to shoplift?
I used to always shoplift by not concealing it.
I would walk in, pick up what I wanted, and just walk out.
Honestly, I've done that.
It's a good move.
I've eaten food in front of the cashier, and I've been so casual about it that it's not a problem.
You only look like you're stealing or doing something wrong when you actually look like you're stealing or doing something wrong.
When you act like it, he had no idea he wasn't supposed to have it.
He walked right in with it, and they just let him in.
They got it.
Who knows what would have happened?
It depends.
I don't know what the true story is.
He definitely got jumped, but I don't know if it was before or after.
Here's what I would say to that Marine, though.
You fought for the right for somebody to sit during this anthem.
That's the freedom you fought for.
So trying to do this whole you didn't stand that bothers me because I'm a Marine.
I get it, but you also fought for his right to sit.
Yep.
That's what makes this country great.
Great point.
And I want to talk about this, right?
Y'all saw Trump sign the executive order.
That's the same shit.
If you burn the flag, you get a year in jail.
Let's see.
I don't agree with that.
I believe in freedom of speech, but I do find it ironic that you would burn an American flag and then point to the Constitution as the reason you can burn the American flag.
Why?
Because the American flag represents a symbol of freedom, right?
And it represents all of the things that are in the Constitution that you should actually uphold, right?
Which is like freedom of speech.
So if you're burning the American flag, you're essentially saying, I don't fuck with America.
So if you don't fuck with America, you shouldn't fuck with the Constitution or the democracy that comes with it.
I think the message he's saying is, hey, you're not following the Constitution, and this is my protest to you.
So you don't burn the symbol of freedom.
If anything, you make that motherfucker uphold what this flag stands for.
Yeah, it would be a stronger message if he burned the MAGA hat or something like that.
Boom.
But there you go.
That's not illegal.
Yeah.
But no, I was right.
Burn the MAGA hat.
Like, you don't burn a symbol of America.
What if you're against in a different situation, against a war or something?
I think that was where it originally went up.
You protest the war.
Yeah.
It just seems weird to be in America and be benefiting from things like the Constitution and using the Constitution and American democracy to be able to burn the flag.
You can't even do that in other countries.
No, it's amazing.
But that's what I know.
No, it's not.
I don't agree with it, but you let them do it.
And that's what makes America great.
Yeah.
But could you say the same with like freedom of speech?
You say, you know, I hate the Constitution, it sucks, and I hate the government, yada, yada.
The Constitution protects your right to say that.
That is the beauty of America.
That is the beauty of the Constitution.
You got to let these guys burn the flags.
If you make it illegal, you're pussy as fuck.
Pussy as fuck.
And what Mark said is also a huge contradiction because if you believe in freedom of speech, how could you hate the Constitution?
Right.
I'm sure you believe in your right.
I'm saying if you believe in your right to bear arms, how could you hate the Constitution?
You have to point to the actual law in the Constitution that you hate and just say you hate that.
You know what I mean?
Like, you don't just burn the whole thing.
That's like burning a bridge.
You don't burn a bridge unless you don't want to cross that bridge.
Listen, I also wish flag burners had a little more nuance.
Yeah.
That's all I'm saying.
Make it make sense, is what I'm saying.
Yeah, I agree.
It doesn't really make sense.
I agree.
But that executive order is pussy as fuck.
Yeah.
And if you're going to talk about free speech, defend it on both sides.
And a veteran burned the flag right in front of the White House and they arrested him.
Yeah, the executive order.
He's the guy.
The executive order is unconstitutional as fuck.
Also, he didn't get arrested because he burnt that flag.
He got arrested because he's in a national park and burnt a flag.
You can't start fires in parks.
Ah, they got him on a technicality.
Most people that are arrested for burning flags do get arrested on technicalities because burning.
Side of your hair is looking crazy right now, Miles.
What's going on?
All right.
That's right.
Hold on.
So let me ask you a question, Miles.
When it comes to the Constitution, which Trump's what?
Did Trump's executive order trump the Constitution or the Constitution trumped the executive board?
The Constitution always trumps.
I'm sorry, a legal precedent will trump his.
Now, the Supreme Court could.
There's some old Supreme Court ruling that says flag burning is legal.
This Supreme Court could do their stupid thing and make it somehow illegal again.
They could make it illegal, but I think it would.
Yeah, they could technically, yes.
But everybody supporting that executive order and talking about free speech is pussy as fuck.
Also, the executive order.
The executive order just didn't actually say like you go to jail for a year, you're arrestable.
It's that the DOJ under Pam Bonnie should look into flag burnings as an incitement of rioting.
And it's basically like a small workaround to try to get people arrested for it or take their visas away if they're inciting a riot.
I mean, it's much more.
You're burning a flag when you hear on a visa.
It's pretty crazy.
That's crazy.
You should have the right to do it, but it's crazy.
That's crazy.
That is crazy shit to do, dog.
Like, if you do that with this administration, you are dying to go to Alligator Abdul.
I'm coming to my house and insulting the food.
You already gone.
You got to burn the flag from the place you came from and be like, yo, I'm so American.
Let me stay.
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I like what you said.
Burning the MAGA paraphernalia is more powerful to me.
Because that's what you're actually against.
You're against that in this administration because they're doing unconstitutional things, like signing executive orders that, you know, takes away your right to burn a flag.
Yeah.
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Republicans Policy Resonance00:13:46
Now, let's get back to the show.
Oh, yo, can we talk about this?
Gavin Newsom.
I don't know if I like his politics.
I heard that shit he kept the vineyard open during COVID, blah, blah, blah.
What he's doing, vibes-wise, is incredible.
Gavin Newsom has had some of the best media strategies.
I thought what he did was brilliant when he launched the podcast with Marshawn Lynch and the agent Doug called Politicking.
I thought that was great because Marshawn kept his boots on the ground.
And so Gavin was able to explain politics in a very digestible way.
And he was being honest for the most part about the mistakes that the party was making.
He was a lot more honest after they lost.
But he was still kind of being honest.
And Marshawn was trying to tell him, like, yo, everywhere I go, man, people are really trumped out.
Like, you know what I mean?
And Gavin couldn't understand it, but I think he understands now.
I didn't like his second part he did where he was trying to, you know, extend olive branches to the right.
I think that you should talk to people that you disagree with, but he kind of was just like, like sucking their dick a little bit.
Like, it wasn't no real.
Yeah, it seems like he didn't want confrontation.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
He set up for a presidential run.
Yeah, but Kash's point, I don't know how his politics in California are going to translate to a national level.
I think that once you start digging in his record and start seeing some of the things like, oh, y'all spent $24 million on homelessness, but homelessness got worse.
You know, when you start looking at, you know, things like the wildfires, when you start thinking about crime, like there's a lot of things underneath the hood.
Is that really a thing, though?
Like, look at Trump's past.
Like, he's probably as good as you're going to be able to do it.
Trump is, yo, listen, man.
I know y'all don't want to hear this.
Trump is one of the best to ever do it politically, bro.
Like, nobody's going to be able to do what Trump does.
There will be chapters in history books dedicated to this.
Yes, man.
But if Dems are smart, they'll take a play out of his face.
That's what I think he's doing.
Stop caring about what people bring up of the past and just bold dope.
They haven't gotten there yet.
You know what?
I do like this strategy that Gavin is doing.
It's called the mirror effect.
You read y'all read the 48 laws of power, right?
Law 44 is the mirror effect.
I have not read it.
Disarm and infuriate your opponent by mirroring, doing everything they do, saying everything they say.
So it makes the hypocrisy on the right look ridiculous because now all of a sudden they hate what Gavin's doing.
He's literally mimicking your guy.
I love that.
But you know what?
I think would have been even more powerful if all of the governors would have got together and said, this is how we're going to combat Trump.
But they don't want to combat Trump.
They want to win.
And they're competing against each other now.
They want to interact with them.
Exactly.
So Gavin's got a great strategy, but all of them should have been on this type of timing.
You know, the smartest thing I think he's doing is when like Ted Cruz or something will criticize crime in California, he'll have some statistic about how California's murder rate is 10 times like lower than Texas or whatever.
He'll like pick perfect examples.
Yeah, but that's reading.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah, we not know.
I mean, I like to read.
You like to read.
They're not reading all.
They don't want to read.
This shit works.
My issue with this is that, like, I like the pod that he's talking to people.
This to me just feels like it's, again, this fixation on Trump as a cultural moment trying to jump onto his wave.
And I'm like, we just want to get money out of politics.
Let's get healthcare going.
Let's try to stop funding foreign wars.
Can we just put policy forward instead of trying to keep on jumping?
Can I push back?
This is not sexy.
This is and that's it.
I think it's extremely sexy.
This is funny.
And funny wins.
That's what Trump had right from the jump.
Funny wins.
This is funny.
But it's still funny attached to Trump.
Trump is funny in his own right.
Yeah, but Trump out of here.
He's apparently dying.
I don't think he is.
That's my point.
So, like, why are we doing this?
Like, I think Mark is right because what Democrats haven't done is still showed us what is their identity.
What do you believe in?
What is your policy?
How are you going to make my life better?
There's still Trump bad, Trump bad, Trump bad.
We know that already.
What are you going to do to make my life better, though?
I think this is the first step.
And normally they do it very poorly, but this is funny enough and making fun of him enough that I think it could work and then he could do the policy shit after.
Because Republicans have no identity.
Republicans' policy is.
Republicans' identity is whoever's, and this is effective, honestly.
It's MAGA now because MAGA's winning.
And then when the next guy wins, we're with them.
Let's just sneak in our shit very effectively and get done what we need to get done.
And so Democrats, no, and neither side has an idea.
But you're not moving away from MAGA anytime soon.
That's why the Epstein file thing would have been so good because now you got a chance to take MAGA out and maybe bring it back to, you know, traditional conservatism, which people don't even believe exists anymore.
And maybe it doesn't.
I don't know.
But something that's something that's a lot less MAGA.
What is traditional conservatism?
It used to be like a Ronald Reagan, yeah, George Bush.
Like it used to be.
But what does that mean?
Reagan Alexander.
I want you to have your guns.
We don't believe in a lot of regulation.
Reagan's less taxes.
Like the worst thing the government could ever say is we're here to help.
Like that to me, like kind of summarizes like the 80s style, like Republican.
I agree with that, actually.
We want to give you more so you don't need us.
But I feel MAGA's on that wave now.
They just like, hey, we want all that, but we also want anybody against us.
Fuck them.
It's like, I want to hurt people against us.
And it's also government stay out of my shit, cut my taxes.
They haven't moved away from small government at all.
Like they've expanded.
I'm kind of like that too.
I see where they're coming from.
I'm not saying it's right, but I get it emotionally.
But again, this is my issue with the Gavin thing.
It's like, again, it's just everything is Trump.
Like, I'm not voting for Trump.
I'm also going to not, I'm not going to vote for not Trump.
Like, I want to vote for a candidate that's going to like pull money out, actually give me like a foreign policy thing, not just be frozen on like the Middle East shit.
I don't think he'll get there.
And I'm not saying I think he'd be good, but I think he'll get this.
I think he's running in California and hurt him.
Then we have Mandani here in New York, and man, he's putting policy forward.
Son, that guy weaker than me.
It doesn't matter how strong he is physically, but I'm just saying he's putting policy forward.
That's fine.
My man can't bench 135.
You need to ask about it.
He can't bench 135.
I can't bench 135.
Well, you know, I'd get up once.
Hey, look, I don't need this much help.
Hold on, hold on.
He can't bench.
Look at this.
Mayor Eric Adams got help, though.
A lot of help.
No, that's an assist.
I mean, that's a heavy.
That's not even, bro, that's not even a spot.
My man got two hands on the bar pulling up.
Deadlift for him.
I don't see Mayor Eric Adams doing much better, bro.
He's like, 64 versus 65.
Just look at the speed of Eric Adams.
Not even a question.
And look at Mondani.
Why does this matter?
This is exactly what it matters.
Zond doesn't really talk about Trump unless Trump is shooting at him.
He's putting forward policy that's actually resonating with people.
And now he's like...
Why would he get on the bench, yo?
You know you're not strong.
You know you're not strong.
You know you're not scrolling.
I'm not sitting on that bench.
I tell you right now.
This is pandering.
He's pandering to the rough riders.
I bet you in Yonka's.
Is he and Yonka doing this shit?
Like, where the fuck is he at doing this shit?
That's because he's pandering, bro.
I feel like he's getting punked a little bit.
This is pandering.
Like, this is pain.
I don't know who he's paying.
I don't know where he's at doing this.
But to Akash's point, if you know you can't fucking bench press 135, why are you out of time?
He's in a suit.
I mean, they made Bieber do push-ups in the hood.
Do you remember that?
But Bieber got it.
He was nice.
But it felt like they were just punking him in the dark.
You know, the video would have been if he would have said, like, nah, guys, I'm good.
Oh, Mondani's so weak.
He's afraid to get on a bunch of stuff.
Yeah.
It would have been the same shit.
They would have said something about it.
Say that and then keep lifting, get on the creatine, get on the peptides, and come back in a month and knock that shit out the whole time.
I wish we had a bed shit right now because I don't know how to.
I wouldn't get on the bench.
That's my point.
Well, you can't talk shit if you can't.
That's my point.
Why are you getting on the bench?
That's my shit talk.
Pressure, man.
Sit your weak ass out on this one like I would.
He's shaking hands and kissing.
But you can't look at it.
You can't beat a mayor if you fold the peer pressure like this.
Yeah.
This is folding the societal pressure.
You gotta engage, man.
You know what I mean?
Now he's your fiancé.
Then what?
Now what?
Now what, Alec?
I'm gonna tell you what, though.
He got engaged to the ball, but he ain't fully commit.
I tell you what, though, I think Mondani is gonna win.
We have a bet on this $1,000 billion.
I think he's gonna win.
And I think I'm gonna lose.
And I think they want him to win.
Who?
Oh, Republicans are gonna be.
Donald Trump is going, he's gonna declare the National Guard is in New York immediately.
Now, all of a sudden, New York is the worst crime city in America.
Oh, look what's happening in New York.
He's doing that now.
But once he wins, it's going to be even worse.
It's going to help Republicans a lot.
He really don't have no competition.
But why are the Dems against Mundani?
Oh, because he split.
Like, he's the only person putting policy.
People like it.
And we came out to vote for him.
So why would they...
Because of all his anti-Israel stances.
It's not.
That's literally what it is.
No, but he's not saying what's right or wrong.
He's saying why traditional Democrats are.
That's why they're against him.
Anti-Israel Democrats are 8-packed up.
That's how they write.
They're for sale.
He also stands against the donor class that the neo libs are completely getting funded by.
So it's antithetical to their entire policy standpoint, which is focusing on all these social issues while they just keep all the rest of the shit on TV and paid.
Propaganda crazy.
And I'm like, oh, if Mondani, once he's trying to pass legislation to shut down synagogues or some shit like that.
He's like, what are you even talking about?
The reason people like Mondani is one of the reasons that the Democrats are against Mondani when they asked him during that debate, you know, are you going to, what country are you going to visit?
You're going to visit Israel.
He's like, no, I'm focused on New York.
Fire.
They didn't want to hear that shit.
Even though that's actually the correct answer.
There's also some of them that might know that this is going to help MAGA and like help Republicans a lot.
You think so?
Like, I wonder if they know it and they're like, ah, this is like.
We're all just assuming.
Here's weird.
Are we just assuming things get worse if he gets elected?
No, no, no.
Trump is going to make it worse.
I think Trump is going to make it worse.
Or like he'll trump it.
It'll be utilized.
If y'all can't see that play coming, I don't know what to tell you.
Tell me what he's going to do.
He said, National Guard immediately.
He's going to make it seem like New York is the worst crime capital in America just to put the National Guard in.
You win the national vibe, and we don't give a fuck.
New York ain't going to stand up.
New York is going to be a little bit more.
Y'all ain't going to do shit.
Y'all ain't going to do shit against the National Guard.
Y'all ain't going to do shit before.
No, it's like, okay, send him in.
So what?
Who fucking cares?
Y'all ain't going to do it.
New York is the only place that loves to scream where they're from, like it's a superpower.
Like it can help them fight.
I'm from Brooklyn.
You know how many people are going to be in the middle of the night?
I'm from New York.
That's all you're going to say.
There's going to be a lot of sucking dick going on.
That's all.
You walk by the National Guard saying, suck my dick.
Yeah, yeah, get in line, buddy.
All right.
What does the National Guard do that we have to, as people who live in New York?
I'm not even a New Yorker.
What do I have to do if the National Guard is here?
How does that change my life day to day?
They're just on the corner.
Ask Chris.
I don't know.
Chris, how does that change my life?
Because, okay, you send the National Guard fucking curse.
I mean, I feel like since 9-11, there have been guys and fatigues with automatic weapons.
I don't see that enough.
I feel comforted by that.
I don't think that's a good idea.
When you go to Italy and you see the subway station, the motherfuckers got there.
You're like, nothing is popping up.
Okay, well, listen, I don't know what Trump is going to do, but when Mandani gets in office, Trump is going to make Mandani's life a live in hell.
Yeah, he's just going to go through other politicians.
Like, the MTA is half-owned by the state, and he's going to go to the state and be like, shut anything down he's trying to do.
Let's stop his busway.
Like, he's just going to try to impede smart.
I like Mandani.
You're saying we should just bend over and just let him know.
No, no, no.
I'm a fan of them, but then we just keep going at Trump.
Trump won't let us do this.
Trump won't let us do that.
And everything is going to be the exact same.
So, worst case scenario, things are the exact same.
And then he gets to blame Trump.
And then New Yorkers, who already don't like him, but can just be like, that's a national story.
You know, Trump is stopping X, Y, and Z from making a great city better.
That's on public.
I'm on the side of Mamdani.
No, no, I'm saying what I think an easy play is for the Momdani camp and Democrats if he wins.
And Trump tries that shit.
But nobody's going to want to hear that.
They want the results that you said you was going to deliver.
They don't want to hear that such and such Trump might be doing him a favor in the long run.
That's what I'm saying.
What do you mean?
Because in reality, most of the initiatives Mandami wants to take on, probably he couldn't get through anyway.
Well, now he is a foil on why he couldn't get through.
And it's crazy watching y'all try to pronounce Mamdani.
It's really like just fucking insane.
What's the curse?
Mandani, Mamdani.
It's just Mamdani.
Mandani and Mudmani or whatever just happened.
Trying.
Mamdani.
We're trying.
I'm not angry.
I just need to say it.
I really just need to say it.
That is a good idea, Chris.
I like that.
That is true.
I can see that.
That's a much smarter version of that.
Mandani is also a great communicator and he's great on social media.
So he's going to be able to get that message across.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Mondani's messaging to me is like the clips rollout.
Fire?
But why is it fire?
Why was the clips rollout fire?
Because they generated publicity in a great way.
The songs that they released were perfect.
The podcast runs with the clips of taking the CILPS, taking shots at other rappers, generated publicity.
They took an album that people would have been moderately excited about, like hardcore hip-hop fans, and got them incredibly excited and energized.
And then it got a lot of casuals.
They delivered with a great album.
I agree, but you know who we used to call that 10 years ago?
Just a rollout.
That's what you used to do.
You go to every radio station, go to every podcast, you go sit down at every magazine, you put out great singles to get everybody excited.
Then you come out and sell some records.
Mondani is literally just talking to people and telling them exactly what it is they need to hear and what it is they want.
Simple.
This city's too fucking expensive, man.
We need to make this city more.
Who has done it since who's the last person to do it well before?
Bernie.
Bernie was great.
Bernie.
Bernie was great.
Bernie.
Bernie.
Brian.
Bernie.
No, I'm lying.
Trump.
Exactly.
He's Trump.
Trump said it.
I won this election off one word, groceries.
You know what I mean?
Like, he literally speaks to people's everyday issues.
We know what's going on in this country, bro.
People want more money.
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People want to feel safe.
That's it.
Don't complicate it.
Keep it simple.
That's what Mondani's doing.
Mondani's better at social media than Bernie was.
Bernie was too old to really utilize it.
He wasn't like that.
And like you just said, he's the best since Trump.
I got to follow Mondani.
None of his shit comes across my feed like that.
Oh, he's all over my feet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's great with it.
And now you see every politician making the same type of videos as I've been trying to get him to talk to me for months.
He keeps saying no.
You don't want to come on flagrant?
He don't come on flagrant.
I started.
He's coming on flagrant.
He's coming on.
Yeah.
He ain't coming here.
Yeah.
Oh, he asked him a long ass time ago.
Unread response.
What's up, Zoran?
What happened to Brown Unity, dude?
He's busy.
He's empty.
Because you can lift more than him.
That's what I mean.
Why is he coming on flagrant?
He got to come before the election.
He is.
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Now, federally, could Trump withhold money from the city to affect how the city operates?
I mean, federally, probably not, but he can try to influence the state.
There is a lot of federal grants that do come to the city through like, you know, different mega projects here.
I don't know if he can pull it all back or it's already been approved and he has no ability to, but he, I imagine, will attempt to like hinder the MTA and some other.
That's my biggest concern if he gets in is not what he does, but it's what Trump does in reaction to it and then pulls funding and then like the MTA legit doesn't work.
I think they want him to win scare this.
I think they want him to win to scare the shit out of the rest of America.
They're going to, to your point, Miles and Chris's point, or whoever said it, they're going to stop all of this funding just to make New York look terrible.
All of a sudden, you're going to hear about all these crime spikes in New York, and they're going to send the National Guard.
They're going to say, this is what your country would look like under a socialist.
Don't vote for people that have the same message as Manian.
If he cuts any funding, the people are going to know, hey, this is Trump cutting the funding.
And now we have an actual city.
Democrats aren't smart enough to let people know it's Trump.
What he's doing is Brown.
He's smarter than all of them.
He is great at getting his messaging across.
I mean, all you got to do is say it.
Technically, even the way he's getting it across, like, he has boots on the ground.
He has people knocking on doors.
Like, he has a lot of people.
But that's going to judge.
You know why?
Because he used to be a rapper.
Yeah.
Rappers are great messages.
He used to be a rapper.
I believe that.
He knows how to promote himself.
Yeah.
I think this election is going to be a lot closer than people are saying.
I watched New York.
I bet he will.
My bet was that he would not win and they would not allow him to win.
And that's why I bet Alex.
But it's looking very not good for me.
Who do you think is going to be against him per second?
Or for a lot of Jewish voters are going to go with either Cuomo or Adams.
And I think a lot of black voters are going to go with Adams.
That happens in the primary and look at the results.
Yeah.
Like not as much.
That's the primary.
I don't know how it could come down to whether it rains that day or it's cold.
I think.
But they're going to split the vote, I think.
I think Adams.
I just can't believe Cuomo is not going to drop out.
If they drop out, it'll change everything.
But I think with both of them in, I just think it's going to split.
They are.
So Cuomo's not, I think, gonna, I think Cuomo won't drop out to hurt Mamdani.
I think the only reason Cuomo's staying in is so Mamdani doesn't win.
No, if Cuomo doesn't drop, he hurts Adams.
Yeah, hell yeah.
They split the boat.
They're getting the same people.
Silwa also hurts a little bit.
Who's Silwa?
That sounds like he's a little bit of a drink.
He's the Republican running.
He's the guardian angel.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I think Mondani wins.
I don't think it's, I do think it's going to be close.
I don't think it's going to be like what everybody thinks.
I think it's going to be a landslide, just like the primary.
Yeah, the algorithm got you gassed a little bit, bro.
I mean, no, I'm talking about actual numbers.
The primary is a landslide.
But he didn't have a lot of black voters during the primaries.
Indians showed up for him crazy.
Yeah, bro.
That's what we did.
He was a mustache.
You know what I mean?
I'm sorry.
I've been landslide already.
That was great.
It's so good.
I'm here.
So good.
They also want the trains.
They're the train, bro.
Hello trains.
He's the train man.
Akash, what do we got next?
Oh, man.
What's up, Drake shit?
No.
You like the Will Smith AI video.
Oh, buddy.
Did you see these Will Smith concert videos?
No.
So Will Smith was trying to put out a video to promote how great his show is.
And the video is clearly AI generated fans.
He's on tour.
I guess it worked.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I know Will Smith.
He's been trying to pretend he's still popping.
Damn.
This is the saddest falloff in the history of the world.
I don't think it's a falloff.
I just think that we don't want to hear Will Smith's music.
That's a fall.
No, we used to want to hear William.
No, we didn't.
Come on, Mike.
Stop.
He ain't wanted to hear Will's music in 30 years.
Come on, guy.
You want him to act in movies.
That's right.
But no, there was a time.
But that's why, why are you rapping again?
Also, let's just watch this video and let's just see how fucking embarrassing this is.
Okay.
It's truly, it's brutal, dude.
Like, the signs that they have the people go.
Yeah, go ahead.
Just look at the signs.
This looks legit.
This is not the AI-generated one, is it?
This is a real video.
That's right, just wait.
This might just be it.
Because this looks good.
Okay.
Yeah, no, the rap is closed.
I don't think this is the AI generated.
Oh, he's rapping about overcoming struggles, Akash.
What struggles?
You can't shit on that.
His wife fucks his son's friends.
That's like somebody giving you a Jesus pamphlet in the street.
You don't throw it away.
This is AI?
Yeah, this is AI.
Take us back to Bel Air.
Someone has a sign about how Will Smith helped him.
Oh, yeah, you can make it help me survive cancer.
Thanks.
I don't even know that song.
Can you go to some of the stills and pause the screen?
Choke.
Why do y'all think this is AI?
Because if you're not...
Because it's 1,000% AI.
If you go to the skills.
Yeah, you gave me the sitcom dad disgusted look.
Look at him.
Like, you just caught me with a cigarette.
Look at the hands here.
You can make it help me survive.
You can make it help me.
Oh, okay.
You can make it help me survive.
You can make it help me survive cancer.
Thanks, Will.
And then look at where his finger is.
You see the distortion?
Right there.
And then the girl's hand he's holding.
It's yeah.
Why would he do this?
We benefit that.
Hold on.
So it's the real pictures and the fake pictures.
No, I think these are all fake pictures.
Right here.
That's AI too?
Yeah.
And the other one?
Yeah, it's already gotten to the point where it's really tough to tell, to be honest.
Like, I see videos where the comments have no idea it's AI.
I think Matt Barnes posted an AI Gavin Newsom video.
I'm fairly certain it was AI, but no comments said that.
So either I'm wrong or everybody's fooled.
What's the point of Will doing this?
To make it seem like he hasn't fallen off dramatically.
I don't think Will Smith is.
I think when you're Will Smith, you don't ever fall off.
I think it's his team.
I think he's been falling off.
No, I don't think he's too much of an icon.
I don't think you fall off when you're Will Smith.
I think that there comes a period where you're just not that white, hot, red, hot person no more, but you're still Will Smith.
A lot of times I'll just defer to you because you're smarter than me, but this is, you're just so wrong.
I don't even know what to tell you.
Will Smith walk down the street right now, Cots, you're asking for a picture.
I'm not asking for Christmas.
You mean?
Because you're a promudger.
But a lot of people would say, hey, that's Will Smith.
Mainly because I'm a comedian.
And the guy got slapped a fucking guy who made a joke about him.
That was mildly mildly disrespectful.
I've got nothing but respect for Chris Rock.
But even that adds to the legendary resume at Will Smith.
If his wife actually got disrespected, and if we didn't watch him on a conversation talking about how she fucked her son's friend who had a drug trip.
All this shit is legendary.
Yo, the meme that came out of that with Will with the red eyes sitting there looking sad.
Like legendary.
That's not good.
You never sat down with your wife and had your wife have that conversation.
Correct.
I don't think I'm a legend.
If that's what being a legend is, I'm not a legend.
He's describing.
Dying together, bad marriage for life.
That is a legendary sit-down.
Y'all are legendary red table talk.
That red table talk was so legendary, they don't even do it no more.
That's just shut down the red table.
They couldn't top it.
That was it.
They thought about that line before the thing and they were like, we got it.
Bad marriage for life.
That's fucking embarrassing.
Both of them came out with best-selling New York Times books after that.
That was the beginning of the falloff.
I think that was before this even came out.
This is before the slap.
When he said he would have sex and then throw up.
You remember that?
I don't remember.
Yeah.
He said he would have sex and then throw up.
I'm still getting a picture with Will Smith right now.
He's still, he's a legend.
Y'all talk about Will Slapping Chris.
Okay, yeah, that was fucked up.
But what else happened that night?
He won a Oscar actor.
Yeah.
Like the same night, then he he assaulted somebody.
They didn't even kick him out the building.
They sat him back down.
Shat, shit, you back down.
You got a movie.
Like, come on, man.
Will this legend, y'all?
Will's a legend.
Will's a legend, bro.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's had about five or six different careers.
He's an icon.
Like, there's no such thing as falling off on you, Will Smith.
Now, there might be things you shouldn't be doing anymore.
Like rapping.
Like rapping, yeah.
You know what I mean?
But he's not.
Right off into the sunset.
He should have done that.
If he rode off into the sunset five years ago, unfucking believable.
Why is he trying to do this thing where he's clinging on to relevance?
I think his team around him is like kind of how Biden's people was around him.
How can Will Smith not be relevant?
Do you mean his wife?
No, his team, like his video person.
But then why do they have to say my videographer decides what I'm going to work?
No.
You're my fucking videographer.
Go home.
Yeah, but he has to stay high.
How can Will Smith not be relevant?
It's Will Smith.
Will Smith.
There's not too many people in the world who get to the levels of famous that Will Smith has gotten.
I understand what you're saying.
But if we're talking about Gen Z, we're talking about 18-year-olds.
And they're like, oh, who named your favorite actor?
You can have it.
You can be a legend and not be relevant.
As a matter of fact, that's most legends.
Gen Z is not the barometer for who's a legend.
No, he didn't say he wasn't a legend.
But relevance.
Relevance is about here and now.
And most legends, like Denzel's not as relevant now as he was in the 90s, but he's a legend.
Would you rather.
Denzel doesn't seem to chase the relevance.
Would you rather have immediate intensity or long-term consistency?
I agree with you.
That's not the point.
The point is, you can be a legend and still chase relevance in a way that is sad.
Because again, being a legend means you're already incredible.
But see, you're actually changing your argument.
If you're saying he's chasing a relevance and it's making him look irrelevant, that's a different conversation.
It's making him look embarrassing.
Okay, all right.
That's a different conversation.
Okay.
So who's a relevant legend right now?
Like, who's someone who's playing it the right way?
A relevant legend?
I think Denzel's doing great.
He does projects he wants to do.
He talks his shit the way he wants to.
And then he gets out.
And he goes to the moment.
Oh, Will's doing what he wants to do.
Will don't have to rap.
Will don't want to do this.
Will want to sit down at a red table and talk to his wife about the kids she fucked.
He knew the meme we was going to get.
He knew the meme.
He knew the meme.
He doesn't have to do this.
Will is cake the fuck up, bro.
Like, Will don't have to rap.
He wants to be Mr. 4th of July again.
If his movies would still track the way they used to be.
There's a clip.
I wish I had sent it to the group of him on one of these actors' roundtables.
And he goes, I got cheated on in high school.
And I realized the way I would never, I decided the way I would never get cheated on again is by being the biggest movie.
The biggest movie in the world.
That's right.
And then I created this idea that as long as I was the most relevant person in the world, I was lovable.
He hasn't fully shaken that, I don't think.
Also, he got cheated on again.
So what's his last movie?
New problem, I think.
What's his last movie?
It was Bad Boys, right?
Was Bad Boys' last movie?
You don't know.
Don't that say something?
No, I think it is.
I think it was Bad Boys.
And a couple of years ago.
And that did pretty good.
And this was after the slap.
Tennis one.
What about the tennis one?
He won an Oscar.
He won an Oscar for that.
Wasn't that after Bad Boys?
That was before.
That was before.
The Bad Boys movie was after the slap.
Right?
Yep.
Yeah, it was Bad Boys.
That shit went number one.
That shit grossed like a couple hundred million dollars at the box office.
What?
It grossed a couple hundred million at the box office.
Yes, how much did he do globally?
Watching Joey Google is kind of insane.
It's like one hand, right?
It's so much useful to not find shit.
The film grossed $405 million on a $100 million.
Damn.
Wow.
After the slap.
2024.
You fronting on Big Willie, man.
Why?
I don't know.
Will is a legend.
I would take.
I was legend.
That's the name of the sequel.
I was legend.
Here's the thing about all of this.
The sequel, he goes, he finds the people, and they're all fucking his wife.
God damn.
God damn, of course.
He's still his wife.
He's still his wife.
Yes.
God damn.
Salute to Jada.
Jada deserves respect.
Listen, here's the thing.
Will Smith, in order to be Will and all of the money.
Now we got to edit it because y'all.
Why?
No, no, no.
The same way Will got to take his licks, you're going to take your licks.
We're not going to AI laugh tracks.
We're not going AI laugh tracks for that, okay?
All right.
Listen, Will Smith, in order to be Will then, you got to be him now.
In order to be what?
No, you don't have to do the things that he's doing right now.
No, I'm saying, okay, let's take a step back.
If you take a step back and somebody said, okay, you can have a career like this, but they show it through you all the way through.
All the way through.
From rapping with DJ Jazzy Jeff to the sitcom with Fresh Prince to all of the number one movies to the best-selling book to even now the slap the Oscar Light.
You got to take all of that.
You're taking that, bro.
As opposed to being whatever red, hot, relevant screamer there is right now.
Yeah, okay, but that doesn't make, yeah, of course, his career is better than a guy who has 15 minutes of fame, but that doesn't mean what's happening now isn't embarrassing and tarnishing your life.
I don't think this is that embarrassing.
I've seen more embarrassing things.
I thought the slap was more embarrassing because that was like, damn, he cracked under pressure.
That was actually more scary than anything.
Because I'm like, this dude has had the perfect career.
You get to the night you're supposed to get crowned and you snap.
You're acting like this is the only video.
Yeah, we have multiple clips that have gone crazy viral from Brilliant Idiots of you and Andrew mocking his music.
No, no, I said it was fire.
I said it was fire.
Nope.
I said it was fire.
People thought you were being serious.
It was fire.
Play it right now.
That shit was fire, bro.
And the other thing that y'all keep forgetting about Will, he's got comedic chops too.
How you know he ain't doing this shit to make us laugh?
Because he's never been that smack.
I also don't think he did it.
It's his team.
Will has no idea this happened.
That's what I'm saying.
He got a team around him like Biden.
Biden didn't even know that.
That's on him, dude.
He's not 80 years old.
He's 50.
It's not on him.
He's not going to check every single time.
He's not checking every video though.
He looks at it and goes, why the fuck did you post this video?
He's sold out to France.
Don't again, you guys are acting like this is the only video that's embarrassing.
There is a library of embarrassing Will Smith videos.
It's really not.
I think it's so embarrassing.
I'm a Gemini.
I'm a Leo.
I'm a this.
That shit was what?
I can't rap about my rising signs and my fucking birthday family.
No, you cannot.
It makes no sense to me.
No, you can't.
Why can't I do that?
Hit us with a rap about your rival.
What's your rising?
I'm a cancer who also identifies as a.
I don't fucking know what that signs.
Weezy Tupac Atlanta Skirt00:11:16
Why'd you give up?
Because it sucked.
Because the realized I'm fucking embarrassing.
No, I don't know about rising signs.
I think it's cool.
You don't know your rising sign because you're a man.
You're a man.
That rapper's a man.
Why and an ex-chromosome?
And you don't know.
And you shouldn't know.
And that's fucking ridiculous if you do know.
I don't know my rising sign.
It's embarrassing to know that.
All I know is that Will Smith is a legend.
I think that's true.
We agree with that.
Legend.
Icon living.
This man made jiggy with it.
Absolutely.
Fire.
He should have stopped 10 years ago.
Yes.
By the way, I never liked Will Smith the rapper.
I was a fresh prince.
I just want to throw that out there.
Listen, I just want to.
I was a fresh Prince guy, okay?
I like the Fresh Prince.
I didn't like series.
I didn't like getting jiggy with it.
I didn't like Welcome to Miami.
Now, as I'm older, I appreciate these records because they have aged well.
But when they first came out, I'm like, what is this shit?
Like, I didn't want to hear that.
But Fresh Prince, Nightmare on My Street, you know what I mean?
I think I can beat Mike Tyson.
But even these have aged very well, yo.
No, I love those songs.
The ones that went with the movies, like the Wild Wild West shit, with the movie.
That's part of the movie.
Yeah.
Getting jiggy with it.
Fire.
Men in black is absolutely fine.
Men in black.
I love Fresh Prince growing up.
This is heartbreaking.
I used to really look up to this.
And why don't we ever give his Dalai Lama arc credit?
I call him the Willy Llama.
Because the Dalai Lama never watched his wife get fucked and then talked about it on the internet.
I don't know if he's like, find that Dullai Llama book about him and his wife fucking somebody else.
I don't think that happened.
It's called Bad Religion for Life.
Find that book.
I don't think that happened, yo.
By the way, shout out to Will Smith.
Okay.
Here's another thing about that red table talking about breakfast club.
Here's another thing about that red table talk.
Women's empowerment.
Yeah, I'm sexist.
Women's empowerment.
Yuck.
But what's the empowerment?
I married an empowered woman.
We're not together.
But that's the thing.
The whole point of that red table talk was them explaining.
And when you read their book, they weren't together.
They were separated.
Then why do you say bad marriage for life?
We're separated.
They're still married.
They're still married.
Yeah, they're still married.
Why are you still married?
They're separate.
He's making great points.
He's winning right now.
They were separated.
It's just like, it's okay.
He's making great individual points, but he keeps denying that.
It's gotten embarrassing.
If August Alcina was older and not his son's best friend and they didn't help him recover from a drug, y'all wouldn't look at him in the idea.
This all makes it worse.
Yes.
If it was a random dude, that's whatever.
If it wasn't her son's good friend who had a drug habit that helped him get sober and then she fucked him, it would be a very different thing.
I'm with you.
But that's still sexist.
Okay.
Because if it was an older guy sleeping with a younger woman, that would be wild.
It'd be way worse.
Oh, I'm with you.
His daughter.
Okay, I thought they recovered from a drug addiction.
That'd be way worse.
It would be worse, actually, if a guy did it.
It'd be way worse.
Put a bullet in his head.
That's a fucking monster.
It's a disgusting artist.
I don't know if it's worth it.
It can't be that.
As a sexist, I feel like that's worse to do because they're inferior.
Here's the thing, man.
Here's the thing.
Why are all heads up?
I'm consistent.
That's all I'm saying.
He was with Jada Pinkett Smith.
Why are we acting like Jada Pink and Smith ain't classic?
Jada Pinkett was so hot.
Unbelievable.
That's what I'm saying.
Somebody met her recently said beautiful.
Just still beautiful.
You should give her some props for giving out charity to August.
August came up.
You asked me.
But would we say this if Will was cracking a 22-year-old that was the friends?
Disgusting.
I look frankly.
I think when you're that old, Will's almost 60.
Come on, man.
Look at Jada.
Come on, man.
Gorgeous.
Jada gets a bad rap.
Different world, Jada.
Unbelievable.
Jada gets a bad rap, man.
This Jason's lyric, Jada.
Unbelievable.
Come on, man.
It didn't help when Jada came.
Venice is society.
Venice is society, Jada.
But she kept saying how much she's still in love with Tupac and bringing him back up.
What's wrong with loving your friend?
They weren't there.
No, you say X.
No, but we say X.
They never were together, according to them.
That's one of her best friends.
That's what I'm saying.
Al, you love Weezy?
Nah, Weezy's.
Nah, Yeah, mom.
Now we're talking.
Me and Weezy are like a lot of people.
You and Weezy have never taken a picture like this.
Yes, y'all.
We have.
Pull it up.
Yes, y'all have.
Y'all done some.
Those two people are fucking.
You and Weezy said y'all was going to have a baby if y'all didn't find somebody.
Why are you going to lie?
Why are you going to lie?
I would never say that.
Alright, I thought you said, oh, man, you and Weezy look like a couple right here.
Look, especially the one that we're talking about.
He never even touches.
Look at the physical context.
He never contexts.
There's no context.
Nah, bro.
Nah, bro.
No, we need a better image.
But listen, you and Weezy is a good.
Our arms ain't even touching.
Because y'all know that Jada and Will, I mean, Jada and Puck got that picture out.
Y'all didn't want to do it like that.
Listen, you don't think that picture of you and Andrew.
Oh, look right here, boss.
No, it's not touching.
Come on, no physical context.
The only reason this doesn't look like y'all a couple is because you look gay.
Oh, barely touch it.
Nah, y'all a couple, bro.
Barely touch it.
Nah, nah.
These are different.
Nah, nah.
These are different.
No, it's not.
This is friends.
No, it's not.
I take pictures like that with fans.
I'm not putting my arm around you.
No.
I don't know nothing.
Hey, if you want to touch me, I ain't touching you.
That's you.
If I didn't love Weezy like a niece, I would say, let's do a social experiment.
So I wouldn't do it, but that doesn't mean somebody else out there listening to me right now.
No, don't listen to me.
Take these pictures.
Don't listen.
Take these pictures and post them online and say, Do they look like a couple?
And see what people say.
Actually, I will stand by that and it's gonna be a that one and the other one from the cookout and that not the gay one.
That looks crazy.
You actually mad because I look good.
No, she looks like an executive that just signed a new singer from San Francisco.
Okay, that shit is fire.
That doesn't look like a couple.
The other one I can see.
This one doesn't.
This definitely.
It's you know what this is given?
If it's a couple, it looks like Al on Lover.
You know what?
This no, this one right here is given: we got two kids, it didn't work out.
We used to hate each other, but now we're good co-parents.
For the kids, but they're not fucking currently.
That Pac picture looks like they're fucking currently, and they have fucked, and she keeps talking about them.
And Will was jealous of him for a reason.
Shout out to Mandy and Weezy.
All I know is y'all look like a couple in this picture.
Come on, no, bro.
No, no, no.
All I'm saying is a man and a woman can be best friends and just be friends.
But if not, Alex died.
Why would he be jealous of the friends?
God forbid, whatever.
If something happened to Alex, he passes away.
And then Mandy or Weezy gets married, keeps writing love letters to Alex.
We would all be like, yo, nothing happened.
They were just friends?
Or would be like, no, probably she was in love with him then and she's still in love with him.
No, listen.
First of all, let's think about how young they were when Pac got killed and how you probably never get over that type of grief.
And if you read Jada's book, they weren't even on the best of terms when he died.
So that is even worse.
That's even worse that you're not on the best of terms with a person and then that person passes and you're like, damn, we could have got over that petty shit.
So yes, I'm writing you mad letters.
I'm telling the world how much I love you because I hope wherever you are, you can hear me.
She could just pray and he'll hear it just as much.
She probably does that too.
Wow.
We didn't even know they were fighting until she told us.
Yeah.
Well, that's the beauty of books.
And now you, and you know why they have such a close relationship.
We don't need to know.
I think that a person can be friends.
And we had, when I asked Will on Breakfast Club, I said, was he ever a Tupac?
He was like, of course.
That's fucking Tupac.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, dude, Will was probably attracted to him.
All right, man.
What's the next man?
You know what I'm saying?
Tupac.
He's so fucked up this guy.
Hey, Tupac with the shirt off.
He looked good.
He's looking good.
This guy is so crazy, man.
I have one question about Atlanta that I'm actually hoping you can answer.
Yes, niggas get fucked in Atlanta by other niggas.
What?
Hold on.
I wasn't supposed to say that.
We're not talking about Will Smith again.
Oh, geez.
Come on, man.
Yo, come on.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
What was your question, bro?
What's up with dudes wearing skirts?
I just answered your goddamn question, they're not gay.
They're gay, though.
They're not gay.
This is just fashion.
Or maybe they're gay.
I don't know all the details.
I'm not into it.
They're happy that young thug is out.
All right.
You better cut it out.
I mean, no, Thug did wear a skirt, though.
He did wear a skirt.
I didn't say anything except I'm not into the fashion trend.
That's it.
I don't think it's gay as long as this is Glock 19 under there.
There you go.
You know what I'm saying?
You're talking about his penis.
What exactly is this?
Oh, it looks pretty long.
And by the way, in Atlanta, for a moment, they were calling guns dicks.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, sticks.
Shit, that's a big difference.
Very different.
Those are very different things.
That's on Stick Talk.
Yo, shout out to the legend Will Smith.
Shout out to the legend Jada Pinkett Smith.
Okay, I don't know what a cos talking about.
Okay, the Smiths are legendary.
You hear me?
Yes.
All right, forever.
They're icons.
You can't fall off when you're an icon.
You can annoy people.
Because that's usually what happens, right?
You win so much that you and you win so long that you just become annoying to people.
So we start.
He's been losing.
I know you're trying to do the Drake thing.
He hasn't been losing, bro.
Like, he hasn't been.
He won an Oscar the night he slapped somebody.
This is literally Will's life.
Extreme high, extreme low.
You went into Oscar when you slap somebody.
After the slap, you put out a movie that does 400 million and people still act like you fall off.
You come out, you drop some of the hottest freestyles of the year.
On purpose, on purpose, you're doing social experiments to be comedic, right?
And to see if people will fall for this shit that you're doing and you get crucified for it.
You don't see the genius of what he's doing, bro.
Yeah, you don't see the vision.
You don't see the vision, bro.
Why?
Why are we?
Why?
Al, Al probably sees the vision.
No, I mean, Mark does too.
You know what's crazy about this picture?
This is a picture of Burning Man.
That is Andrew Dove.
Who's that?
Who's the other one?
I thought that was fucking Johnny Depp.
I know that's Alex, but that's you, Mark, for real.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Charlotte likes Mark, bro.
I love the show.
I just, I know, the funny thing.
I don't know how black dudes.
The craziest thing about this picture is everybody in this picture looks like more of a couple than Tupac and Jada D.
And your holy motherfucking skirts, man.
How the fuck y'all wearing skirts, but just was judging those young men in Atlanta?
It's Bernie man.
It's different.
I didn't wear no skirt at Burning Man.
Trust me.
Nor did Andrew.
You took another base photos.
You can be gay at Burning Man.
That's actually what they go there.
That's kind of the point.
So it's like you be gay, but then when you leave, you're not.
Nobody remembers it.
It's like Will Smith at a party.
All right.
All right.
Come on, rap.
What's the shit?
As always, if you listen to flagrant and you think we're flagrant, if you think you're flagrant, you're probably right.
If you think Will Smith is gay, you're even more right.