Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect the White Lotus Season 3 impact on Thailand tourism, Drake's escalating legal war with UMG over stream manipulation, and Elon Musk's Tesla vandalism as potential terrorism. They analyze the Ruby Frank abuse case revealing American gullibility, Jonathan Majors' conflicting abuse allegations, and the ethics of AI filters on OnlyFans. The conversation also covers the Tuskegee Syphilis Study, college basketball recruiting shifts, and Austin's music scene growth, ultimately questioning cultural narratives around celebrity, conspiracy, and justice. [Automatically generated summary]
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Scottish Hockey Mom Scandal00:03:00
What's up everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
It's been brought to my attention by the internet, the glorious internet, that my mom was caught outside of a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game recently.
Take it away.
I'm really sorry.
I came all the way from Scotland.
I thought the Leaks were going to win two games.
They lost.
It must have been the fact that the guys were so overwhelmed at the size of my massive title.
They lost concentration.
I am sorry.
They let me sit on the bench.
That's why the loss today, they were overcome by Scottish pediments.
They didn't even know what they were doing.
That's so good.
They let her sit on the bench.
I never understood where you got your confidence until that click.
No, they might be the most confident people.
Maybe they just don't give them.
Are Scottish women known for having huge tits?
Two for two.
I know.
Most of the women, my aunt Edith, rest in peace, had huge tits.
Like, she looked like Grew.
She had all upper body.
It was just this massive upper body.
But a lot of them start to get fat, and then they're just belly and tits become this one thing where they're just.
It's just like something put like a square on top of it.
Yes.
They had to keep them fucking Romans out somehow.
Oh, that's fire, dude.
Oh, man.
This girl is awesome.
Yeah, she's a big one.
You know, there's like the Scottish are so, they have like such a roasty culture.
Yeah.
They're like, you got to get, you got to accept whatever the fuck you look like real fast.
So if you're, if you're fat, everybody calls you fat since you're a kid.
It's kind of like Latinos a lot of ways.
Like the fat kid, they call you, they call you Flaco.
What does that mean?
Skinny.
Oh, okay.
They'll call you the opposite of what you are.
I knew a Gordo.
Yeah.
We have like a family name in India.
So my cousin, they just call him Golu, which just means round.
Just means rough.
That's just what's going on.
That's your name to everybody.
I mean, so then eventually you become like 45 years old.
You've been a fat piece of shit your whole life.
You learn how to be funny about it and endearing and then you just take over the internet.
So shout out you, miss.
Yeah.
Shout out you.
Okay.
I was playing tennis with the number one 14 year old in DR and she's like a little darker skinned Dominican and they're like, hey, Nega, Nega, Nega.
That's her name.
She's Vitcho S.
Oh, of course.
She was nice.
14 years old, busting everybody's ass.
Five people really coming up on tennis, huh?
Yeah, dude.
Give us some time.
No, you guys got that.
What'd they call you out there?
Shitty.
I really was the weakest link out there.
It humbled me cool.
Do you want a tennis ball on your nail?
I do.
Oh, man.
Tennis ball on the nail.
I like it.
You're like the gay version of her.
Yes.
You're like that, but for gay.
I'll take it.
Thank you.
No, because he doesn't want to have fun with it.
He likes it.
That is true.
Like, she knows she got huge fat tits and she's a big, sloppy girl, and she leans into it.
Syphilis and Blood Transfusions00:15:16
Yeah.
But you get a little sense in it.
Exactly.
That's the problem.
She doesn't think she's flying.
Like, she doesn't really think her tits distracted the maple leaf.
I think she believed that.
No, no.
She believed that.
She believed.
She said it with conviction.
We need to get you to that point, though.
We need to get you to the point where you're just accepting.
Yeah, if you were like, I'm not good at tennis because there's no good homosexual tennis players.
Yeah.
That would be that.
No, there was Arthur Ash.
That's a deep cut.
It was hard to get away.
That's a deep cut joke.
He died.
He's the one who died AIDS.
I didn't even know what I was.
And we named a stadium after him, isn't it?
That's crazy.
He got from a blood transfusion, dog.
He didn't know.
He didn't know.
I think he got it from a deep cut.
No, you really think it was a blood transfusion?
It was like the 70s.
They didn't even start checking until after he died.
Now that's just some random gay guy getting butt-fucked, cummed in, and then going to Mount Sinai.
Yeah, because they didn't know what then.
They didn't understand what AIDS was until like, what, the late 80s?
Who gives blood?
Like, I'm trying to like, what's going on in your life?
I get blood.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm giving plasma.
Yes, I did the same thing.
Oh, do you guys have the fancy blood?
Yeah.
No, I don't, but plasma, I heard they needed, and I was trying to be a good person.
I gave up on that shit.
Don't worry.
They see your blood and throw that shit out.
Thought it was night blood.
Why is there so much lipid to us?
Why is it yellow?
Long blood transfusion, type 2 diabetes a week later.
Corn serpent.
If anybody gets diabetes like Arthur Ash, that's me.
That's my blood.
RFK will ban your blood immediately.
Fucking red diet millions.
Why is there so much corn serpent in here?
So what's going through your life when you do it?
Was there like a call made?
Like, hey, we need blood because there's a travesty.
I had donated before.
And you actually feel better.
At first, you feel kind of like shit when you donate blood, but then I don't know.
You start to feel like I've done it too.
I thought it was for like a credit or something in college.
Like, I thought there was some sort of thing.
I did it after 9-11, so everybody knew which team I was on.
That was important in my high school.
Which teams you donate to.
To the dudes in Afghanistan.
No, no, no.
That beast took too long.
So I just went to the mosque.
And no, I did it in my high school.
They had like a blood drive.
Okay.
I don't even know how.
So they were milking 9-11 for blood.
Yeah.
Nobody needs your blood in Texas.
That's some fucked up shit, anyway.
When I was in law enforcement, they used to force us to do it like every six months.
Really?
You feel good afterward, though, right?
Half knocking out?
I just used to do it for the fucking chocolate and a little time off from work.
In my high school, they would drive up with a bus, five Jamaican ladies would be on it, and then you go on, you'd give blood, and they'd give you a movie ticket, and you got to skip class.
Yeah.
And so they would just milk.
But there were 15-year-olds going on this bus giving blood like three times a week.
But that's sick.
You get a movie ticket.
Yeah.
We don't do it for just to be good.
Yeah, the movie ticket is $40.
They sell the blood for $600.
It's like an insane amount.
Yeah.
Yeah.
These buses are just selling it to the hospitals and they make crazy money on it.
Oh, I thought the buses were from the hospital.
They're like independent blood harvesters from children.
Fact check this, please.
That seems insane.
Okay.
So when Hollywood does it, they're like these evil elites.
And when five Jamaican ladies do it, steal blood from children.
Yeah, the blood sled team.
We gotta skip class.
So it's a private company that comes and makes money off of it.
The American Red Cross does it and shit like that, I think, right?
Mine was just the big red bus.
That's what it was called.
With a big red bus.
And they would just pull up and you got to skip class.
No parental consent form or anything.
They go to Florida Radios.
Yes.
These motherfuckers would just go in a random rap.
Just give their blood to anybody.
I wanted to start this as a business in college where you go to spring break locations, pull blood out of people, then they get drunk faster, and you get their blood.
Wow.
That's a win-win.
Oh.
Kind of smart, right?
That's a good idea.
Right?
Yeah, because with less blood, your blood super fast.
People will die.
Yeah.
Well, it goes up.
Then more blood.
You know, it's just like, it's kind of a perfect.
Do we ever drain the dead?
What is the how long is blood good?
Like, if somebody dies, we'll take their lungs, we'll take their lips.
As soon as they announce time of death, they should take the whole.
Yeah, like, Dune, just take whatever.
Yeah, I feel like that's.
Why don't we do that?
Are you an organ donor?
Let me check.
That freaks me out.
I said no.
Yeah, I think I said no.
Y'all said no?
I think I said no.
I think I said no.
Because if you believe in the afterlife, you don't need organs.
It's a soul.
Yeah, but my idea of the afterlife is I got what I got.
Like, I'm going to be whatever.
Your shoulder still hurts in the afternoon.
How about that?
That's so crazy.
Oh, yeah.
They don't even have it anymore.
Wow, you're an organ donor.
No, no, no, no.
You got to take that off.
So they took it off the New York license.
Class D. What is that?
They didn't.
You're not class D. That's just not males even drive.
Oh, shit.
Yo, Al thought he was an organ donor and they took it off his license.
No, no, no, no.
It used to say organ donor or not.
Now it just says donor or not.
Like, I just got the little heart there.
Do you have a New York license?
No, I got the Texas, but I'm sure it's the same shit.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm a donor, bro.
I don't think it's true.
I don't think you're a donor either.
My mom told me not to do it.
Wild guests here.
Yeah, I know.
No, it's class D. D is for donuts.
No, That's the grade you got on your driving tour.
They don't let me drive a golf course.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
My mom told me not to do it because if I was on the operating table, they said they would harvest my organs.
That's why I knew that was it.
That's what my mom told me.
They all say that.
Like, they're not going to try to save you as much.
As if a doctor sees like a fresh pair of kitties.
All right, let this motherfucker bleed out.
Yeah, they don't see your license.
They don't take the blood.
They don't take the blood.
Because it starts to clot and it's, they take it from the living people.
They take it from the living people.
But I'm saying if it's like, if somebody develops that technology, that's going to save a lot of lives.
Yeah.
And then we don't have to, you know, you don't have to pull up to these kids in school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They weren't like Haitian using that shit for voodoo and shit.
No, they might have been.
They did a sperm donation bus right after.
It was crazy.
Can we speak to that?
All the high schoolers with line packs.
It was a glorious thing.
It was fucking dude.
Two for one.
Yes, bro.
A big white bus pulled up right behind you.
But you got to jerk off before because you won't have the blood to fill your dick.
So you got to jerk off first.
Yeah.
Then you give blood.
Yeah.
And you take the blood right from the dick.
So they drain your dick.
You jerk off.
It's still hard.
And then you just tap it.
Brandon said that.
You remember?
You know, Brandon.
Yeah.
He said, I know him.
Everyone has Brandon.
He's here every week.
Yeah, I forgot.
I forgot his mineframe.
I didn't know you guys know.
You mean the guy's rushing?
We get it.
You have a black friend.
I have two now.
I have two.
He said, you're not a racist, Mark.
You're not racist.
But if you want to prove it to the world, just go on Shannon's fire.
Go, go, go.
He said, he wouldn't get a blood transfusion because he doesn't want another man's blood in his penis.
That's facts, though.
He's like, it's kind of gay.
You get a blood transfusion, someone else's blood pumping your dick up.
That's gay.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
You can't really die, I guess.
Wow, that's right.
I guess, yeah, you never think about blood as like your thing.
If you feel like it's like water or something like that, we just all have access to it.
But yeah, it's your blood.
And you got another man's blood fucking your wife.
Black people come up with the best homophobia, bro.
You host time.
Anything to not go to the hospital.
We're in top tier because of that.
I mean, we gave you syphilis one time, and now you scare the goal with the syphilis.
Get over it.
Syphilisphilis.
Syphilis.
And now you don't want to go to the hospital.
You wouldn't even get that COVID shot probably because of the syphilis thing.
No, I mean, for sure, because of the syphilis.
It was because of the syphilis.
Yeah, absolutely.
So they were just straight up injecting syphilis into black people?
Into the pilots, yeah.
And then telling him in like medicine or something.
He's like, what's going to happen?
Let's just see.
But why did they not think that you would just get syphilis?
Like, what's the experiment?
I don't know.
They wanted to see the effects of it or whatever, I guess.
Instead of getting syphilis patients, they're like, well, let's just inject healthy black people.
This is horrible.
Wait a minute.
It's so fucked.
Wait, that's why you don't trust the governor.
They did it in Guatemala, too.
Did they?
USAID.
USAID.
So they didn't trust the results from the black people.
We need a bigger data set.
They're like, which race can survive syphilis?
Is that, come on, be honest.
Is that the idea behind it?
Or did they like mutate the virus a little bit?
I don't know.
I think it was literally just to see like what late term syphilis looked like, like untreated.
That's what I think.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Watching you force.
Watching you realize this in real time.
And you're such a history guy.
I'll be honest with you.
Yeah.
The Romans, bro.
Can I be honest?
No, the Romans are more fired.
They had baby tigers.
I still don't believe that.
Y'all don't believe that.
I still don't believe that you don't believe it.
I still don't believe that you don't believe that they were able to do that.
You just kidnapped cubs.
You're trying to say that they put syphilis in fully grown black people.
And then when they got syphilis, they were like, this syphilis shit is crazy.
Yeah.
That was the tank.
The black people kept getting sick and they're like, we're trying to give you medicine.
And it was just more syphilis.
Fauci was alive.
Is that what you're trying to say?
Who was the Fauci at the time that signed off on this?
They were all white people.
That's the problem.
We need to throw the bad whites under the bus.
Yes.
The fact that we don't have a Fauci that it was his program.
He did it.
Mendelev and Hitler.
They got the guys.
Yeah.
Well, we know about them when they did it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Germans threw their guys under the bus.
We need to throw them under the bus.
Yeah.
We need to know who the Fauci was at the time.
White Americans need better PR.
I believe that.
That's a thank you.
Thank you.
I've been saying this for fucking years.
I'm trying to do my best.
Get a good version of us out there for the world to consume.
I agree.
Nah, they got white men.
I would not know who did that to you.
Yeah.
I think all of you.
That's the problem.
That's the design.
That's my point.
White people.
We like it.
Fucking prostitutes.
Y'all got syphilis and blamed them on us.
Can you just be honest?
You're telling me the pilots who are.
We got it from the white prostitutes.
I literally.
I mean, that's how they got Capone, too, right?
Didn't have Capone go down for syphilis?
He did go down for this.
Jesus.
So maybe.
He was also something that maybe Gallery.
Something apparently was very easily treatable with like penicillin.
Yeah.
But he was so afraid of like injections or whatever that he just died.
Because Sicilians are black.
That's true.
All right.
We're finally connecting.
You can do it in bath right now.
Yeah, that's cool.
Damn, bro.
That's crazy that we don't know the person responsible for that.
That's crazy you didn't know.
No, no, I knew what happened.
I knew that they were, you know, not using protection and they got something happened, you know.
But I didn't know that there was a specific psychopath that was like, hey, let's just inject syphilis in them and then see if they get it.
It was a government thing, was it not?
But I thought what they did is like they mutated the virus in some way and they thought that it would create an immunity to the disease.
No, you're right, Akash.
Okay.
Study conducted between 1932 and 1972, 40 fucking years by the United States.
Tell me figured that shit out after three years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Three years battle of it.
The United States Public Health Service and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC.
Wow.
400 African American men with syphilis.
See who headed the program.
I want to know who was responsible.
The fact that it's not in the Wikipedia article.
This is crazy.
I know all white people get blamed for it.
No white people are just sitting around hoping you get syphilis.
They're probably hoping way worse things the really racist ones.
They're not even satisfied with the syphilis.
I'm glad you had that part though.
The most racist white guy is going, let's give them this curable disease.
So what kind of weird mutated psychopath would even develop?
Treatable back then?
No.
By the end of the study, medical advances meant it was entirely treatable.
So you guys hold on.
Yo.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
It worked?
Hold on.
I won't say it.
Now that Mark said it, let's have this.
Let me read the sentence before that.
Let's get Daryl Cooper on here.
He's going to have an alternative take on history.
Can I read the sentence before that on the Wikipedia, Joey?
The purpose of the study was to observe the effects of the disease when untreated.
So I think they specifically didn't want to treat them to see what happened.
I mean, that's the most fucked.
This is just diabolical.
We got to figure out Talia Farrow Clark.
That's what I'm saying on the Talia Farro Clark.
Talia Farrow doesn't sound super white.
I'm going to be honest.
I was thinking that.
I know.
Son Douglas is back there waiting for it to be Colin Ginsburg.
Oh, this is a white.
That is a white.
That's an Italian.
That's an Italian.
That's not it.
No, his name is Taliaferro.
He looks like Prince Charles, to be honest with you.
No, his name is Taliaferro.
Oh, Charles Charles.
Just Taliaferro.
Just because you say it.
Taliafero.
Taliafero.
Dr. Talifero.
And his name is Charles.
They're trying to ethnic it up right now to make himself.
No, but you always get a white name when you come to America so to fucking blame white people for it.
Yeah, this guy's a fascist Italian, of course.
You know what I mean?
We had, listen, he's basically a Nazi.
The Italians back then were Nazis.
They saw what the Nazis were doing.
We're like, okay, we like that shit.
Okay.
And some will say it's like they love clothing so much that they're like, whatever.
But the reality is, is they were Nazis.
So they came here and they tried to do Nazi shit.
That's not on us.
White people just became white after that whole syphilis thing.
Yeah.
Sorry, Italians just became white.
We never considered them white when they were doing this horrible stuff.
It wasn't until black people got equality that they were like, we need numbers.
Some people say that.
I personally don't subscribe to that.
No, I think it wasn't until, yeah, they came out with a couple of good movies.
Now it's like, all right, we want those ones.
I think it was a couple of good movies.
Godfather got them all.
If entertainment was the metric, yeah, it would have been accepted way earlier.
Bring up the other guy.
We're not close enough.
Oh, what's the other guy?
We're not white past.
The other bad part of this experiment is.
They try to take some of our house.
Raymond Vondelair.
Definitely not us.
Look at this.
He did it.
Well, look at that.
Click on his page real quick.
Where's this guy?
That's a German.
That's a German name.
That's a fucking German right there.
So you have a Nazi Italian and a Nazi German that developed this disgusting program where they're abusing American citizens.
And accidentally cure syphilis.
Listen, listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Damn it, these guys.
The audacity.
These fucking Nazis come over here and cure syphilis.
That's what the Wikipedia article in the first paragraph ends with.
And then they found a creep.
Like, you're going to left that shit out completely.
You got to imagine this guy's son is walking around and be like, they cured it, though.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, come on.
Look, it wasn't good, but look at it.
I think we got to look into the descendants of the Vondelairs and then the, what was it, Taliaferro Clark?
Nazi Doctors Cure Syphilis00:04:27
Yeah.
Stop making it ethnic.
I know.
Talia Ferro.
I mean, it's Charles Clark.
No, his name is Talia Ferro.
And then the other one is.
We're syphilis.
Take the mulligan.
I understand it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, there's a racism section that we quickly click away from.
American history sucks.
No, German Nazis and Italian Nazis that we let into the country suck.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you guys let them do this fuck shit.
Listen, bro.
We didn't know they were in the government doing all this.
They gave us a good sales pitch.
We're going to cure syphilis, really.
That sounds awesome.
By any means, necessary.
All right, let's look into the means.
Okay, we see what that exactly is going to be.
That's why now they can only use white mice.
That's a good point.
That is an interesting point.
It is always making mice, bro.
This can be any colour mice.
This highlight is rough.
Look at this fucking racist guinea right here.
Look what he said.
Taliafero.
Taliaferro Clark said, the rather low intelligence of the Negro popula, depressed economic condition, and the common promiscuousity sexy relation.
Marlin Borg contributes to spread the syphilis, but the prevailing indifference within regards to the treatment.
That's a fucking guido if you ever see one, right?
I read it with you.
I have no idea what you just said.
It's disgusting if you would say that.
Does anyone understand what just happened?
Imagine showing up to the Senate or whatever.
You got to get approved for this thing, right?
And then we have an idea.
We have put the vaccine inside of the black people in the fields of the sea for the and you're a white person that's never even heard an Italian speak before.
You're like, oh my God, that sounds like a good idea.
Get him the fuck out of here.
You sign off on this thing.
Why would we trust Italians with science in the first place?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Ferrari came in last place this last weekend in F1.
The only thing they do good is make cause they can't even.
They were popping Galileo, right?
Back in the day.
Yeah, 1500.
That's what I'm saying.
Da Vinci.
Renaissance.
They had a good run.
Yeah, 400 years ago.
And they were parted up with that.
I don't even think they're Italian.
Wait, what?
I don't think Galileo is Italian.
I don't think DaVinci is.
Da Vinci's not an Italian last name.
Leonardo da Vinci?
I don't believe it.
Wait, why?
It's the only name more Italian than Mark Sons.
How is Luigi Mangioni a Detalian?
What do you mean?
I mean, they're bad people.
The Italians?
Yeah.
Food is good enough.
Oh, my God.
And the culture's amazing.
They're so dumb and warm.
When you go there, Malfi is just amazing.
It's just, they just got it.
I just want to hold myself.
I just want to hold myself.
And you're right.
The cinema is fantastic.
Yeah.
Guys, my sell-out streak ended.
You know, I sold out so many shows in a row.
I was doing 4,000 tickets in Brea.
Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Can you believe it?
I didn't sell out in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
That got to change.
We got to get back on track.
Omaha, Nebraska.
This week, I'm at the funny bone.
Buy your tickets.
Next week, March 28th, I'm in Columbus, Ohio.
I know there's a lot of Indians there.
You better buy your fucking tickets.
April 10th through 13th, I'm going to be making up for those shows in Tampa.
Most of the tickets are already sold out.
We've added.
I don't know if we're going to be able to add any more.
Maybe we can find some real estate somewhere, but I don't know if there's any more room to add.
So hurry up and buy those tickets.
April 17th through 20th, I'm going to be in Denver.
And obviously, 4:20 in Denver at Comedy Works.
You know what that means.
I'm going to be getting high on stage.
Maybe I'll do shrooms.
Maybe we'll level it up.
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Find places to suck his blood.
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Thanks.
But it's really messed up what they did to those black people, man.
Yeah.
And you guys should never forgive them for it.
Specifically, the Germans and the Italians.
Thank God for us good whites that stopped that program.
Yeah, but now yeah, I let them in.
So now we hate you all.
Oh, that's on y'all.
That feels like prejudice.
That feels great.
Gonorrhea Symptoms and Chemo00:02:59
Why'd you let him?
When you blame the group for the actions of the few.
Why'd you let them in?
Are you anti-immigration all of a sudden?
Yeah.
All of a sudden.
They've been anti-immigration since the most zone I know.
Black people have not been supportive of immigration since the fucking transatlantic slave trade.
That's the last thing they want.
I was still saying reverse this shit, bro.
Oh, my God, dude.
Yeah, that's rough.
Yeah, not a great look.
That's rough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
On Al's birthday, I have all day.
Yeah, happy birthday out.
Happy birthday out.
Thank you, guys.
On Al's 32nd birthday, we're going to bring this shit up.
You're healthy.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
From what I know.
37?
Yeah.
Did you ever get gonorrhea or syphilis?
What's the one you just take a pill for?
I think that's gonorrhea.
Gonorrhea.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Who'd we test that on?
How'd we figure that out?
Yeah, yeah.
But like, how'd we figure the cure for gonorrhea?
Yeah, that's a good point.
I mean, isn't there a cure already?
Yeah, how'd we get there?
Is what he's saying.
Oh, how I missed that.
Yeah.
They were the gonorrhea experiments.
Yeah, like what even does Goneria Duty?
You just get like dick pimples or something?
I don't know why you're looking at me.
You said you had it.
You're the one holding your dick right now.
I don't know if I had it.
You said you had one of them.
Why are you just saying you're not going to be able to do it?
His dick got defensive.
32 years from now, we're going to find out if I ever had that.
No, no, I think I went and I was like, yo, I don't know.
This shit feels a little warmer when I pee than usual.
And the doctor was like, listen, you could just take these pills right now for gonorrhea and it'll go away, or you could just wait and see if it goes away automatically, but there's no point in taking the test to see if you have gonorrhea.
And I was like, all right, I'll just take them pills.
And it went away.
I think it did.
I don't know.
Wait, what?
Do you still have gonorrhea?
No, I took the pills.
Yeah.
And it went away.
I think it did.
We'll never know.
That's a great thing.
We'll really never know.
That's a great answer.
You don't get tested.
You can never get shit.
That's crazy.
That was the prescription.
You just went in.
He's like, yeah, take it anyway.
Yeah, I was like, yo, I'm peeing, and it's like a little warmer by a few degrees than normal.
Doctors are so lazy.
He doesn't take cancer bias or anything.
Like, you gotta cough things.
So you just give it antibiotics, I guess, and it's like, we're good.
Just do chemo and just in case.
Yeah, why not?
Just see.
This is one of the ones that you take the antibiotics.
You know, sometimes they're like, oh, it can weaken your immune system.
If I might have gonorrhea, give me the fucking antibiotic.
Hell yeah.
I was still fucking on that shit.
Flamethrower.
You definitely weren't spreading gonorrhea.
Like Elon.
Were you nutting hot or nuts?
Oh, dude, the nuts were coming out molten lights.
Icy, bro.
Lazy Doctors and Car Rentals00:14:22
Just chunks.
Spicy.
Chunks.
That shit was coming out.
Chunks.
Speaking of which, I was holding my little baby over.
Why are we talking about it?
No, chunks don't think of it.
Chunks are mixed up spicy, she knows coming out his dick.
Why are y'all doing that?
Why are y'all speaking of which?
Chunky, bro.
Of junkie.
I was holding my little baby near the window, and he threw up onto the radiator.
Oh, no.
Oh, and there's a cover on the radiator.
So, like, it kind of went in, went through the grate all the way down to like the hot part.
Didn't bring it up to anyone.
And then we went out of the house for a walk.
Oh, no.
And then the radiator kicked off.
Oh, no.
He came home.
It was just fucking cheese, dude.
Yeah.
The whole part was spondeau.
Oh, God.
So it's just cooking.
It's cooking the vomit.
Oh, it's vomit hotter.
It's just milk.
Oh.
How do you even clean that if you have a cover for it?
Yeah, we had to like get underneath it, turn it off, wipe it down.
Just me, just clean it up on my wife's birthday.
Oh, happy birthday to your wife.
What'd you get her for her birthday?
This is the most annoying thing.
I was like, hey, what do you want for your birthday?
Like a thing that I could buy you?
Maybe we could do like an experience.
We could get a chef to come and make it.
Money is the problem.
It's the best.
She just said, you know what?
I would just love to hang out with you.
Oh, you're horrible.
That's the most expensive gift.
It's the most expensive gift.
It's oh my gosh.
It's millions of dollars.
We love you.
We love you.
Yes.
Yes.
This is a podcast.
We love you.
Okay.
That's true.
But a chef would have been a good idea.
You could have knocked that shit out in an hour.
Who knows?
Who knows what could have happened?
Who knows where I could have been career-wise?
I don't know if I told you this shit, but I was going to the Museum of Natural History with Shiloh.
Did I tell you guys this?
Yeah, you did.
You did.
And going to the Natural Museum, Natural History Shop.
Whatever.
We go to Park.
Shut up.
You of all people.
You guys get back.
That's fun to get it back.
So we go to park and we park on this, you know, like almost like right in front of Museum of Natural History.
I'm like, I don't know if this shit seems right.
My wife's driving.
She parallel parks.
She finally gets into the spot, which is wide open, but it takes her four or five tries.
She goes to pay the meter.
As she goes to pay the meter, you know, I'm from New York.
I don't trust parking anytime.
I see the meter maid walk past us and I go, yo, by the way, is the, can we park here?
And the guy goes, nah, you can't park here right now.
I go, oh, Emma, we can't actually park here.
My wife looks at me.
She goes, oh, no, we can't.
I go, I go, no, no, Emma.
I just asked the guy who gives the tickets we could park.
And she goes, no, we could park here.
I look back at the guy because I'm helpless at this point.
I look back at the guy, right?
I look back at the guy.
The guy looks at me.
He goes, good luck, bro.
He goes, good luck, my boy.
The guy who gives the tickets looks at my wife.
He goes, you can't park it.
And my wife's like, that motherfucker don't know what the hell you're talking about.
But he knows that you're right either way.
You're in a great position because either you move the car and you're right or you get a ticket and you come back.
You go, oh, that's so weird.
We got a ticket.
I wonder why.
Oh, he knows that I'm going to be fine.
And you're right again.
So he's looking at you like, hey, I got you.
No, he's looking at me like, man, what this guy got to put up with.
You know, he's dressed like a police officer.
Yeah.
Which calling a meter maze is hilarious.
I know.
Like, we're really disrespectful.
New Yorkers kept on.
Because fuck them.
They're all Indian.
They are.
They're the ops, dude.
They're all tickets.
Fuck them.
They're all five tickets.
They don't have one uniform that fits them.
Every meter maid I've ever seen is in like a size 3x.
I've never seen an Indian meter maid, but if you gave me a ticket.
Oh, no, no.
They're all Indian.
They're all like, they're all like.
All the traffic cops are Indian and all the meter maids are in it.
I've seen West Indian traffic cops.
Come on, All the disappointing Indians are meter maids or comics.
Yeah.
And their outfits are always too big.
And they just, when they walk around, they got the big thing on their side and then they give everyone tickets.
Yeah, it's very annoying.
Bro, my wife has been girl math in tickets where she's convinced herself.
Yeah, we've already keeps on doing this shit to me.
She's like, man, Uber is so expensive.
I'll be like, what?
She's like, yeah, have you taken an Uber lately?
It's like so expensive.
I go, yeah, I guess maybe it's gone up a little bit.
She's like, no, it's like crazy.
Like, every time you get an Uber, it's like $35.
I go, $35.
That's pretty specific.
I go, why are you saying that?
She's like, yeah, thank God.
Like, that's why I drive everywhere.
And then she'll be like, yeah, like, even if I get like a ticket, it's actually cheaper when you think about it if I don't take an Uber.
I open up one of my drawers.
I thought she was giving out tickets.
Like, there was like 30 tickets in the fucking car.
And in her mind, she's like, but I'm saving us.
Look at how much money we're making.
This is money saved.
This is $5 saved.
Each one of these tickets.
Oh, man.
That's what.
Yo, even if you pay the shits off, eventually when you get too many, they just revoke shit.
What do you mean?
Take your car?
No, your registration.
Like, they'll revoke it if you get too many tickets.
Yeah.
But can I just tell them how Uber is so expensive?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What if I say that?
What if I say that?
They did that shit to me once when I was doing that same girl math.
I used to do it back in the day.
I was like, instead of a parking garage, I'm like, yeah, I just get the $35.
I thought about that.
This is so expensive.
This is how it's expensive.
I've had that thought.
So, no, no, no, no.
So, this is how expensive New York is.
It's actually cheaper to not do a parking garage and just get tickets and leave your car on the street.
I mean, I guess depending on how many times you get tickets.
Well, no, you'll get tickets the exact amount of times.
If you get a ticket every time, once a week, it might be 60 bucks.
You're only getting two tickets a week, right?
Because you can't go Tuesday and Thursday.
So you get two tickets a week.
That is, let's say, 60 bucks a ticket, $120.
Four weeks in a month.
What is that?
$40, $480?
Okay.
So $480.
A parking garage like in Manhattan, it's $1,000 a month.
Yeah.
It's half the price to just get tickets.
So, anybody that has a garage in the city, it's so your car doesn't get broken into.
And that's why New York picked up on game and they're like, no, you keep getting too many tickets.
We're going to have to punish you.
Take your car.
Oh, have you seen the new thing where they don't even put a boot on you?
They just put a blindfold on your car.
No.
Have you seen this?
No, this is hilarious.
I saw a boot last week.
Really?
No, the new thing, apparently, is like they just put this giant mat that sticks to your window so you can't see out the window.
And they can only get it off with a special solvent.
Well, that was the idea with the go.
Oh, probably because there's groups of people you can call on now.
And they'll get the boot.
They'll take the boot off.
I saw a guy drive the boot, break the shit, fuck up his own car, got out of there, dog.
It was unbelievable.
You kind of got to.
You want to play a game?
The game is called Guess What Race He Was?
Was he part of the Simples?
Oh, this is.
But I look at this.
I'm like, oh, I could drive around that.
Like, you pop your head out the window, and I think you easily get it.
I think that's the problem.
People start drive with their head out the window.
But do they track them?
They must have trackers or something, right?
Probably.
That's crazy.
Wow.
I took the boot off in college.
How?
I just took the wheel off, put the spare on.
I drove to where our campus security was, and I was like, hey, take this off with the top.
Oh, you took the entire wheel off.
Yeah.
And then I put the spare on and I drove what?
I was like, I have shit to do today.
Yo, low-key, how much is a new wheel?
I bet you a new wheel is cheaper.
Oh, I mean, if you do a Persian tire change, what is that?
Where you rent the same car that you have, switch out all the tires, and then return your car.
Oh, shit.
This is why you can't have immigration, but this is the problem with immigration.
You never heard of the Persian tire change?
No, I wish I'd done that, bro.
This is.
John is silent right now.
John is silent.
Okay, this is.
Buddy, G-Wagon, one day, buddy.
Just one G-Wagon.
No, this is.
Yep.
Holy shit.
Genius.
Because we don't even think about it because we're like good people.
If you come from a place where you don't get rewarded for being good, you go, okay, I'll just take advantage.
But also, if you're screwing over, like fucking, I don't know, some car dealer or some car rental.
Car rental people are such scumbags anyway.
I'm like, well, they're people too, Mark.
Wait, wait, why?
Why are they scumbags?
Oh, the car rental people are just the worst.
You rent a car, you show up, it's not the car you wanted.
They're like, oh, we can put you in a fiat.
And you're like, I'll just kill myself.
Like, I just rather.
I think I'm telling you this story, but like the most emotional I've seen, Mark.
Most feelings don't fast.
I don't ever know.
One of the funniest parts about going to St. Bart's is everybody lands at this little fucking airport, right?
It's just all these like rich people from fucking New York or whatever and all these other places, Miami.
And like they have already signed up and they've done their like rental car thing.
And in the picture, they're all getting like a fucking drop top, beautiful, whatever, right?
And they show up and they go to this little shitty kiosk and there's like some French girl there and she hands them the keys to like a Volkswagen Cabriolet with like three tires.
And just seeing these people go, I ordered, I ordered a G-Wagon.
I ordered like this absolute pandemonium that they're not getting the exact car that they wanted.
You're in a fucking random island in the middle of the Caribbean.
But to be honest, like low-key, maybe you're right.
Like there is just blatant lying when it comes to the rental.
He's on point.
I rent cars a lot because it's like traveling and I need it for the equipment and shit like that.
You never get the car you paid for.
And then they try to look for little scratches on it and shit and say you did it.
Like I've had so many times they try to say like, oh, you got an accident or side swipe or some bullshit.
And I'm like, no, I didn't.
Like, I know I didn't.
Oh, they'll try to put that on you.
Yeah.
So now it's like, whenever I rent a car, I'll just take pictures of it all around the car.
So, and that has, I've been able to fight two times they attempted that shit on me.
I was like, hey, look at this picture.
Look at it.
It's dated.
There's nothing here.
Look at the picture when I returned it.
Son, that shit is racism, bro.
I've never once been asked if I did something to mess up a car, and I've messed up maybe like a hundred D-class on your life.
Every single time, I'm D.
I got a D. Like, I don't think there's a single time I've rented a car and I haven't done something wrong to it.
No, I swear to God.
Like, every single time.
I can break on the whole time.
I go to groceries, I slam it into the car.
And never once have they even asked.
Yeah.
Whoa.
That's why I just do like the private car rental where you just rent it from like a dude.
Yeah.
Turbo is that?
Tururo.
Turo.
Those are great.
I put one into a snowbank one time.
Just like spun out in the snowbank.
At least my wife was so pissed.
I was like, take a picture.
It's kind of funny.
She's like, I'm not taking a picture.
Just sat in the car the whole time in the snowbank, like leaning over.
How did you guys get out of it?
A dude just pulled up.
Some random dude, nacho, was just like, oh, I got you.
And then pulled us out.
And then I called up the guy.
I was like, hey, I put it in a snowbank.
He's like, ah, it happens.
Don't worry.
Give me 300 bucks.
I just gave him cash and it was fun.
Wow.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, it went away.
Legends.
It was great.
You're just dealing with real people, you know?
Real people.
Not these corporations.
Not these corporate corporate interests.
Fucking evil people.
It's the fucking oligopoly we live in, you know?
Yeah, dude.
Fucking oligopoly.
What else is going on, boys?
Explain this Ruby Frank shit to me.
This shit was awful.
Hell yeah.
Can we get a picture of Ruby Frankie?
Before the pod, everybody has been saying, yo, you need to learn about this Ruby Frank story.
I don't, what is it?
Ruby Frankie.
Is it one person?
Yeah.
Well, technically, it's many people.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just break the whole thing down.
I have no clue what this is.
All right.
So this girl is Ruby Frank here, right?
2015.
She starts posting a family vlog called Eight Passengers on YouTube.
It goes dumb viral.
She gets millions of followers.
She's making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month doing a family vlog.
Yeah, she's Mormon, lives in UK.
So like passengers is like passengers of God.
Six kids, husband and wife.
And she's filming the daily life of like the kids.
Yeah.
And from when the kids are young, like one of the kids isn't even born yet.
Like all the kids are like 10-ish, 12-ish.
And then slowly the content gets bigger and bigger and bigger, but also like a little bit more aggressive.
And she has this like very aggressive.
Like she's like putting like the kids like, oh, my daughter's first period.
Or like, oh, my son's using deodorant.
Or like, he's going through puberty, like putting out stuff that's going to be.
And one of the girls is saying, really getting in there, my boy.
I got a lot of lips.
I got a lot of people.
I got a lot of lip tongue.
I didn't know nothing about that.
It should be hanging on your teeth.
He's like, I got a lot of mouth.
You kind of got really put his name.
I see what you want around.
You got to get it up there to the gum.
I don't want to waste nothing on the teeth, man.
I want it going right to the gum service.
Right to the remote.
Can we talk about Ruby Frank and this murderous bitch?
She killed the kids.
Is that one that didn't murder her?
No, she didn't murder nobody.
So what's the girl saying early on?
Like one of the kids, I think, was saying, it felt like our whole childhood revolved around her wanting to film us.
And like, that was what life was.
Like her being like, we need to film this thing.
We didn't have like our own life.
It's just her thing.
Absolutely.
But then it continues to evolve.
She puts one of the kids, she's like, hey, you don't have a bedroom anymore.
You have to sleep on a bing bag chair.
Like one of the kids is like acting out.
He's not being obedient.
And like obedience is like the most righteous virtue within the family.
If you're not obedient, you're being of the devil.
And so she eventually links up with this therapist that starts working with the family to get the family.
You heard that, right?
She took the kid's bedroom away, the bed away.
He had to sleep on a bean bag for months.
Like, I've seen what kind of father he is.
I know.
And for him to act like he would ever be like okay with anything remotely approaching this is so funny.
My daughter would never just disrespect me.
Wouldn't have a demon in the school.
It would never be a situation like that.
Clearly.
Okay.
And then a bean bag.
I mean, if they should sleep on like a hard wooden floor, sure, but a beanbag is pretty sick.
It's kind of sick.
It's kind of chill.
Yeah.
That is better.
How old is the kid?
Like, probably 15, 16.
I thought it was like a four-year-old or something like that.
That's the kid?
Yeah, he's a stud.
He's a stud, you know?
Yeah.
Okay.
But basically, she gets this therapist involved.
And the therapist is like kind of a man-hater.
She's like, men are the problem.
She gets her husband and she's like, also, not like a real PhD.
Like, what are they?
Licensed clinical worker or whatever the fuck nonsense.
Religious Cults and Beliefs00:08:36
Yeah.
Yeah.
It becomes basically a cult where like now she brings this girl for Ruby Frankie into like her group and now is like her co-host on a bunch of the content.
And then she stops doing YouTube content and just like isolates the family, isolates the parents away or isolates the dad.
So the dad gets kicked out of the house and her starts hooking up with the therapist in their own house.
Who?
The Frankie's Ruby Frankie starts to do.
Oh, I think that was strongly alluded.
They don't know.
It's the therapist, a male or female.
Male or female.
She's woman man-hating.
And then these Mormons are so easy to gay up.
So you guys remember that horrendous documentary where the guy fucked the whole family?
Just a handjob or something.
It's just, oh, it's kid stuff.
It's just kid stuff about a hand drop to another dude.
Remember the guy who's disgusting, but he had sex with the dad, the mom, and the daughter.
And it was like horrendous.
Like, if the daughter wasn't involved, it'd be hilarious.
But he did do it to the daughter as well.
But there's something about, yeah, it's not just Mormons, I want to say.
I think they're the most extreme example of Americans.
But I think Americans, since we grow up believing that we can achieve anything, we are probably the most gullible culture.
And I think this is why we accept conspiracies so willingly.
Like there's another part where the government is obviously lied and these institutions take advantage of us.
Absolutely, of course.
But because we grew up and every single one of us is like, I'm going to be a millionaire when I go, of course I am.
I'm going to be the most famous person.
I'm going to be the most successful.
There's no version of us that is like, I can't go past my class.
I can't achieve these things.
We believe we can do anything.
So you could turn them into lesbians, right?
Like you could flip them.
It's really interesting.
But theirs is like, we're the cults.
Cults don't exist outside of America, right?
Where are there cults that are this popular?
David Jones was probably not in America, right?
He's in South America.
Well, he started America.
I started.
He motherfucker got cracking here, bro.
This is where you make your bones.
Are gypsies considered a cult?
No.
No, but like, Japan had a famous one.
They did the sarin gas attacks in the subway.
They had one cult.
What I'm saying is, we got a million.
We have so many different cults.
We don't know which one drank the Kool-Aid and they all died.
Like, there's like hundreds.
The most popping cults have religiosity tied in.
That's why, like, the Caribbean, I think they could be, they're slightly more believable on like spiritual shit.
Like, if you were to tell a Jamaican, be like, yo, I saw this guy was talking to me and he flew.
Like, I think it'd be a little easier to get a Jamaican guy to be like, wait, for real?
Every American would believe you in a heartbeat.
Have you seen the way the Americans react to like mentalists?
Yeah.
Do you know, like, when they go, and what you're thinking of is Deborah?
And they're like, Deborah, like, if you do that in France, like, oh, yes, you get Deborah.
Okay.
This is very nice.
Like, there's no reactivity in Europe to that kind of shit.
They're like, oh, magic.
Okay, very nice.
It's a good trick.
I think it's God.
I think if you grew up with a religious underpinning, that's why I believe in demons, even though I don't.
Yes, you do.
We believe in everything.
I think God maybe is part of it.
But I also think there's something like culturally pushing this belief in the impossible, where I think there's like a restrictive belief.
Like in Scotland, they're not believing in other shit.
Like where my mom grew up, it was like, hey, this is where you are.
You're going to stay right here.
And that is it.
And you better accept it and love it.
Right.
This is like this kind of British class system that everybody lives in.
And you can go within this range.
But if you go out, you're a real, if you're really putting in effort, you're a real keener.
Are they super religious in Scotland?
They're like tribally.
Yeah, I think in general, you can some people take some specific random part of the Bible that's crazy, and there's demons probably talked about in the Bible, and then that just becomes all of what it's about.
Yeah, so this one was literally Jody, the therapist, was like, I'm possessed by a demon, that's why I need to move into your guys's house with all your kids.
Yeah, her house was possessed.
So she's she manages in with the family of eight people and is having exorcisms on camera.
They're like filming it.
The girl's like, oh, like doing an exorcism.
They kick the daughter out of her room.
So she gets a room in the house.
So she slowly like works her way into like a pretty good system.
And every time that like she wouldn't get what she wants or like it wasn't happening fast enough, she'd be more possessed.
Yeah.
And then she gets up to the top bedroom and then she's having these demon problems overnight.
So the wife would leave the husband in their bed.
Mind you, the husband went through hell in this experience.
He first got on steroids.
He didn't get juiced, but he got incredibly fit because the wife, the original Ruby Frankie, was like, you're the man of the house.
You need to like be diesel.
I want to keep listening.
I just watched the hulhoo doc.
I didn't see any of that.
Hold on.
Could this happen in Italy?
No way.
And they are Catholic.
Like, what I'm saying is, could this happen in France?
No way.
It's not happening in Greece.
It's not happening anywhere else.
We have the first thing you pointed out was Mormons.
And there was the other one too.
And this, but I think the Mormons are the most extreme version of Americans, right?
It's like to believe their thing.
Like, have you looked into their belief system?
Yeah, no, knock on the Mormons, but it's some wild shit.
Like the Native Americans made it over in Jerusalem, then pulled back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jesus came to America.
Fire.
Yeah.
So it's like, I think there is something in our DNA.
Maybe it is like, maybe that we are these like risk takers from the rest of the world, right?
We leave the rest of the world, leave our families because we really truly believe that we can do anything in America.
Yeah.
So that type of belief system, which is amazing, is what America thrives off of, also lends us to believe anything could be possible.
And that's why you see these cults sprout up.
And I think religiosity helps.
I think we're splitting hairs.
I do.
I agree.
There's, I think we're just disagreeing on the percentage.
That's it.
I agree with you.
That is part of it.
I wonder if cryptos is popular in Europe.
Like, I bet you it's not.
I bet you they're like, ah, it's just letters.
There's no way you could possibly make.
And every American's like, this is the new fuck me.
I'm like, this is the, I watched one documentary on the Fed and I'm like, these motherfuckers.
It takes one video to flip the entire country.
Yeah.
How the fuck could they give us all this information?
Like, dude, this is insane.
We are vulnerable.
Yeah.
I feel like where life is pretty good.
I feel like you're not going to get into it as much.
Like, remember when we were at the pool in Arizona, we met those British people.
They're like crypto millionaires and like their teeth were rotted out and they're all in blow.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, crypto is a new thing, bro.
You guys go get on it.
And I was just like, oh, this is the end.
We're looking at the end right in the face.
Just like these fat British people like, yes, we're putting all the money in crypto.
They're probably billionaires at this point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They probably made a lot of money.
Yeah, dude.
Anyway.
Yeah, keep going this.
So the husband gets on steroids.
He gets fit.
The husband just got really screwed in the whole process.
He's also kind of like a dumb seeming guy.
He's easily manipulated.
He's so in love with his wife.
He's like so cucked out.
He just goes along with everything she wants.
And then so what the what the therapist does is genius.
She has a men's group.
This woman, uh, Hilda, has a men's group that they have to meet on Zoom every week.
And then they talk about the shame of like looking at pornography, lust, and not loving and having sex through love, but through lust.
And she uses the husband as the beacon of hope.
She's like, oh, yeah, the husband's been doing great.
He's the best.
Builds him up into this like godlike character.
And then once she gets in the house and she now wants the husband away from the wife, she just every week starts laying into him for months.
She starts going, do you feel bad about your shame?
I know you're having lustful thoughts.
She starts attacking him, making him an outsider inside of the group that he used to be at the top of.
So now he wants her approval so badly.
So he'll do anything for this therapist.
Yeah.
I think she like watched pornography one time that month and she's like, that's why there's demons in the house.
And then, come on.
Is only in America.
Like, we need to start.
We need to start just being honest with ourselves.
We can be a little better about the demon stuff.
Mark is one of the smartest people we know.
He believes in demons.
I know, yeah.
He's also the most religious person I know.
This guy's barely even religious.
How about the most religious person?
You know, he doesn't eat sugar.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
When was the last time he went?
During Lent, he's repping his shit.
Bro, I actually, I've been going every Sunday and Lent in Lent.
So one Sunday.
Yeah, so he went one week.
Yeah, I'm on a streak.
I'm on the street.
He's the most religious person you know, this guy right here.
You know, Dove.
What does that say with the synagogue?
He goes every single meeting.
He goes every day.
Every day?
Yeah, he eats.
He's praying for Gazma.
Gospel.
He does lobster, though.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, I mean, with the diet.
No, he's off the chicks.
He's off the chicks.
He's chicks us.
Yeah, yeah.
That's great.
I love it.
Don't ever say, I've never lied for you.
Don't ever say, I never lied for you, Doug.
Okay.
Roosevelt's Lenten Streak00:02:58
But yeah, there's something about us, man.
We'll believe it.
And every single New Yorker thinks the Knicks are going to win the championship every single year.
Because we are.
Every single Dallas Cowboys fan thinks it outside of you.
Outside of you.
You understand what I'm saying.
We have this, like, there's this beautiful delusion we have.
It allows us to create the credit.
I think the delusion in America specifically is imbued with religiosity because of Manifest Destiny.
Yes.
The whole point of America is like, yo, anything's possible and you can make all the money you want because God wants you to.
Well, can you explain specifically what Manifest Destiny is?
You can go west as far as you want and colonize and kill all the natives because that's what God wants you.
Hey, hey, what did JFK say?
Was it JFK or was it Roosevelt?
Like, God is on our side.
Like, we're going to win this war.
Yeah, Roosevelt.
It was Roosevelt, right?
Yeah, it was like, I forget exactly how he said it, but essentially it's like, God is on our side.
We're all like, oh, we're fire.
All right, let's go.
Song the beach.
And then the first line of Americans just got murdered and they're like, yo, God, you want to pull up?
Like, you're a little late here.
God's on the third line.
No, yeah.
Got him come up with a career.
That also makes sense with the Mormonism thing.
Like, manifest, they are the manifest destiny religion.
Yeah.
American Prime Evil.
Yeah, there's trash shit.
And there's some wild boy.
Yo, shout out to Mormons.
I know it sounds like we're back in the Mormons.
Like incredibly impressive, like what they've created.
Like, I think this idea of Mormonism is that there's these dopes and they go live in Ethiopia and then they come back here and then they kind of just sell in Salt Lake and nothing really happens.
It's like that thing, what is it called?
Where they go for two years?
The mission is like this beautiful you basically get your business acumen locked in for two straight years, right?
You go, you learn sales in the toughest environment possible.
You learn another language.
You're trying to sell God to people who don't want it.
Dealing with rejection of the most personal thing in your life?
The thing that means the most to you.
Oh, wow.
Getting smacked in the face and you're put in a lot of them like really tough situations.
So they develop that skill to deal with rejection.
They develop an amazing skill to sell.
And by the end of it, you're not knocking on doors.
You're running a team of people that are knocking on doors.
Oh, really?
So they come out of that with this understanding of how a business should function, learning another language, and knowing how to manage other people in like really desperate situations.
So of course they come back here and they thrive and they become like the largest, what is it, landowners in America or something like that.
They run multinational corporations.
Like churches, large.
And we just call them goofballs because they have some like weird beliefs, but they're all actionable.
They're both to bootcamp.
They're both.
But if you look at like Mormon business people, there's so many, like the Mary Kay girls that do all the makeup, the Mormon makeup.
That first girl is Mormon.
There's like a whole subgenre of like Mormon mom talk, like where it's just like TikTok influencers that sell clothing and makeup and shit.
All Mormon, all know each other.
Just like no shame regarding like selling themselves.
They're like, yeah, bro.
I fucking go around and talk to people about Jesus.
Yeah.
I mean, it's actually jet blue, black and decker, skywest, Marriott.
That's a lot.
I'm raising my kids Mormon.
I've always said, son, Mitt Romney.
Yeah, yeah, Bane Capital, the legend.
And I think, who are we talking?
Mormon Kids and Family Business00:14:45
We're talking to somebody about like how they justify that.
Because the idea, I think, with Bane, I could be messing this up, but you're essentially like taking over businesses that are in distress and then building them back up.
And you got to fire like maybe 10,000 fucking people when you do that.
And it's just like, how do you deal with that as a Mormon, as a God-fearing person?
Like, you could negatively impact 10,000 people's lives.
And I think the justification was, yeah, but I'm saving the other 20,000 that work at that company.
And what would happen to them if the whole company went out of business?
Like, so you can retrofit any justification that's pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Like, they're fucking impressive.
But like most Americans, they will believe whatever the fuck sounds most interesting.
Yeah.
I think Mormons are also like the highest tithing group of people.
So like a lot of times they can justify business decisions through the fact that the more money they are making, they give back to the church.
10% always go to the church pre-tax.
Yeah.
All right, guys, let me continue with the show.
This woman's convinced the whole time while she's doing the YouTube channel, she's like, the reason it's going well is because we're promoting God and LDS to the world.
Like that's the reason God is money.
She changes the handle from like, what is it, eight passengers to what?
Moms of truth.
Moms of truth.
Yeah.
So this girl is like a part of now it's them too.
Yeah.
Not even the family, but she's still like, you can describe it.
She basically kicks out the oldest son, the oldest daughter.
They go to college and they have complete cutoff.
They can't talk to the family at all.
She says, if you talk to the family, you're going to be bringing more demons into the house.
So for the sake of the family, don't talk to us.
The oldest son gets kicked out because he masturbates.
You're missing that.
Main detail.
The woman, the, the, how did you find out?
The therapist is living in the house and also is his therapist and is also manipulating the oldest son and being like, tell me what you've done wrong.
I know something went wrong.
I know you have guilt on your conscience.
He's like, all right, I got a hand job.
I drank a little alcohol and I looked at porn.
And then that gets back to the mother.
And then the mother goes, oh, the reason this house is cursed, the reason that the woman is still being possessed by the devil is because you're in the house doing sinful things.
You have to leave.
He leaves at 17.
The older daughter is in college.
And this is when the father is also being like based on excommunicated from the family.
And the woman is now having these like God, these demon possessions overnight.
And the wife would go to the husband and be like, hey, I need to go upstairs.
I think if I stay with her tonight, the demons won't affect her.
And this is where the like hookup accusations start to build on.
The daughter in the documentary says, I believe they were hooking up, which is kind of far.
Like, I mean, it's insane.
What does a therapist look like?
Oh, snap.
Yeah, tough look.
Not cute.
Tough look.
There's like videos of them on a jet ski, and they're like so like lesbian cute.
They're like holding on to each other.
And she's like, I'm going to go so fast.
And she's like, don't throw me off.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
She was sitting front row at the Maple League.
Yeah.
I must have fell asleep with body this shit.
Yeah.
I don't remember that.
Oh, yeah.
So then basically for nine months, this woman and the therapist are raising the four other kids.
Husband's out of the picture.
Two oldest kids are out of the picture.
And then she just starts abusing the shit out of the two youngest kids.
This is where it gets super fucked up.
Who's abusing them?
The two of them together.
The two moms.
Jesus.
Husband's kicked out of the house.
He has no idea what's going on, but he's so brainwashed and was so pussywhipped over this girl that like on these calls, he just assumes he's the problem and everything's going to get better.
No, no checking with his kids.
I think his oldest daughter tried to text him.
Hey, hey, dad, just want to let you know I love you, thinking of you.
He hearts it and then one minute later unhearts it because he's so worried about, you know, like crossing his wife, essentially.
Even though he's already been kicked out for months, maybe a year.
He's like so worried about crossing the mom and losing her.
He said, I chose her over my kids every single time.
So it moves the two youngest kids away from their childhood home into the therapist's house, which is like on a compound far out in Utah.
It's a mansion in like the desert.
Like there's no one around for an acre, two acres, three acres.
And like the house is like retrofitted.
It's got like bunkers underneath.
It's got like a safe with like a panic room.
It's got like food prepped for money.
How does she have money?
From doing this cult, basically.
Yeah, she basically runs like one of the best therapy situations.
And it's, I don't want to say it's like the church isn't helping her, but the church is telling people you can go to her.
It was like Hustlers University for soccer moments.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good way to put it.
And so the kids end up getting abused.
Like they have to go stand in the sun.
They have to jump on a trampoline for like 12 hours a day.
They force them to like run in like 110 degree weather.
And then at one point, they're just like bound with like ropes in the basement, just like tied up.
And the mom documents everything in these journals, everything word for word.
And the vlogs start getting darker.
Like if your kid is, it is principle over everything.
If you basically, if your kid has to die for the principles to work, then that's what it is.
It doesn't matter.
The punishment needs to be more severe.
Killer.
Yeah.
So the way they found out is that the kid, one of the boy that's tied up, escapes from the house.
The therapist leaves the door open.
He escapes from the house, runs across the street, like all the way down the driveway, like to the nearest neighbor, knocks on the door, and then the neighbor shows.
The kid's about to walk away because the neighbor's an old person takes him a while to get to the door.
Kid just kind of, you see it on the ring camp.
He starts walking away.
He's like almost at the street.
And then luckily the neighbor opens the door and the kid is like, hey, can you do me two favors?
And the neighbor's like, kind of like, what?
What are they?
It's, and then he's like, can you, actually, I just need one.
Can you call the cops?
I'm worried about my sister and you or something like that.
The video is on a ring camp, too.
Like the kid walks off on a ring camp.
It's kind of hard breaking to be honest.
I cried watching.
The dad, like, this is an old man.
He's like, why don't you have a seat here?
Then I guess his wife brings out like a banana and some water.
The dad calling the cops is looking at the kid.
He's got, he's like bound at the ankles, duct tape on his ankles, all bloody, emaciated, like super skinny.
And then he just, he starts crying.
This old guy just looking at this kid.
He's like, what's happening to these kids is awful.
And then apparently he has a sister in the house too.
So then I, yeah.
Yeah.
Swat comes in, raids the whole house, rescues the sister.
And this, this therapist, when she answers the door, she answers the door.
She goes, I'm on the phone with my lawyer.
Like already she knows.
She knows.
So this, I would say this mom is probably schizophrenic.
Like the way she talks about demons and she says I'm on a mission from God.
These are things I've very like basic understanding of schizophrenia.
That's like, these are things that a schizophrenic person might think that like there's demons in the house and I'm on a mission from God, blah, blah, blah.
This therapist is a dirty, dirty bitch and the dad is a cuck for just letting this all happen to me.
Like that's my takeaway.
So then basically go to court.
They both plead guilty to six counts of like child abuse and they both get like 30, 40 years in prison.
Oh, the daughter was in when they found the daughter, she was like upstairs in a room like her hand like this.
You know what I mean?
Like her knees tucked against her chest.
In a closet in the back of the closet.
And the cop is trying to talk to her.
She won't speak.
Like it's so sad.
So he's just like calling for whatever backup or like welfare or whatever with CDC or whatever the fuck.
Oh, and people had been in Utah.
Her neighbors, it's Utah.
They're probably all friendly with each other.
They were all concerned and they had called for welfare checks, multiple neighbors and the oldest daughter called for a welfare check.
I want a welfare check for my brothers and sisters.
I don't think they're okay.
And then the cops weren't allowed to get a search warrant because the judge said, one of the neighbors asked, was asked, have you seen evidence of physical abuse?
And because the neighbor said no, the cop was like, you can't give them a search warrant.
So this goes on for 10 months.
So if those kids, if that kid doesn't escape and they die, frankly, it's also on the judge for never once being like, yo, you're allowed to go search.
Go do a welfare check.
And to be honest, this is, I've had a, like, we have a neighbor who says some crazy shit to their kid.
Like, you're, you're a fucking psychopath, like nasty shit to that kid.
You're fucking insane.
What are you doing?
Like, we're hearing things horrendous.
We called, we called, yeah, we called child protective services, CPS, or whatever.
And then they were like, if you don't have evidence that the kids are being physically abused, there's nothing we can do.
I'm sorry.
So verbal abuse doesn't.
It doesn't count.
And they're all, she was like, the same thing they said to her.
The lady on the phone was like, I'm with you.
And the shit this mom says, I was going to go over and knock on the door and be like, what the fuck is going on?
And my wife is like, you cannot call CP.
Let's call CPS.
Let's do this the right way, but you cannot go over there.
And I was like, I'm going to go check in on the kid and be like, yo, are you okay?
I hear what you're saying to you.
And she's like, dog, this woman is clearly crazy.
You have somewhat of a public profile.
You don't know what she could say about you trying to groom this kid or whatever.
So it's like, you call CPS, you try to do the right thing.
Nobody shows up.
Nobody talks to her, still hears shit.
It's like crazy.
And we live in like a nice building.
So what happens to that kid?
I don't know.
I see him.
I try to just be like, hey, what's up, man?
Everything okay?
He is withdrawn.
Head is always down.
And it's just like, yeah, your mom is saying horrendous shit to you.
Yeah, it sucks.
Cause I think if you call like CPS and you like lie, you can get charged with like fraud.
And like actually, it's a crime if you do some shit like that.
It's almost like slotting.
Right.
That makes sense.
But I mean, if you hear somebody that's verbally abusing your child, you should be able to.
They can't do anything about that.
But imagine if he calls and be like, oh, I seen her hit the child and he lied about that shit.
Then it's like he can get in trouble.
I mean, you could say you heard it, what sounded like it.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, just the shit.
I can't even think of it because it's all right on the spot and whatever.
But like the shit she says is just like we hear it from our room in like an apartment nearby.
And we're like down the hall, people have been like talking to us.
Like, what the fuck is going on in there?
That shit scares the fuck out of me because that kid turns into a school shooter.
Truly.
That's the ones who it's like.
Head down all the time.
How old?
15.
Oh, you could talk to a 15-year-old.
Nah.
I ain't talking to nobody.
He had a rule.
All right.
Yeah.
Strict rule.
What's it?
When you're in college, you can't talk to anybody.
They were good guys.
Oh, that's funny.
I also think, though, there's a conversation about all of these mommy vloggers.
Like, my wife sees a couple of them.
Some of them will just have their kids like in the background of a video as a part of like, hey, here's a day in my life.
My kid went to whatever.
Some of them will make their kids the center of the video.
And there's an Indian girl who does it.
And like, she has just a daughter who's, to me, just an adorable girl, but she wears glasses.
And I know how this fucking internet thing works.
I know we all know how the comment section works.
My wife was watching it and I was getting like fucking furious before she got, just leaning out on TikTok.
And she was like, why are you so angry?
And I was like, dog, this girl is going to start seeing negative comments.
She's a fucking baby.
This is going to fuck her up mentally.
She has no consent in this.
Why are you putting her on fucking video?
Do you care about your kids at all?
Or are you just so fucking talentless that you'll do whatever it takes to get a few views?
I was like livid about it.
The Ruben thing is crazy because she's forcing the kids to do stuff.
She's like, hey, act sad.
Hey, be sad in this one.
And the kid's like, mom, I don't really want to do this.
Yeah.
I think larger conversation, all them fucking parent vloggers, if your kid is a center of a video, your account should be banned.
Well, did you see what happened?
Damn, also, it's child labor.
Yeah.
California's legislated against this.
California right now just started a law where if your child is 60% of your content, you have to put away a certain amount of money for them, 30% of income.
I like that.
And there's a bunch of people who are leaving California being like, guys, we just don't like the lifestyle here.
Like we're going to Tennessee.
We're going to Texas.
We had mold in the house or whatever these like sort of excuses are.
But it's just so that they can enslave their children and make content.
I don't know the full details.
That shit is so gross to me.
Like this lady, she was giving them just like 10 bucks to be on the show.
Oh, yeah.
She was like, if you help with the video, you get $10.
And she's coming home with fucking $100,000.
She also left.
She saved all the raws.
So there's all these offcuts of her being like, do it different.
And then it being like, she saved all the raws.
So there's all this.
You know what's funny about this is that there's a lot of people that like their kids just worked at the bodega or worked at the diner or work whatever.
And that was just part of their tours.
That's what it is.
And they didn't get their $10.
Maybe they might have got a couple bucks, but this is just your contribution to the family.
Like this is the family business.
Nobody has an issue with it.
No, I can, but here's the difference.
Internet comments are the difference.
You go to school.
Nobody's going to be like, hey, look what people are saying about you working at the Bodega.
Yeah.
This, if you, or just some kid can go comment on the parents' page and it's like, well, whatever.
I will say this, though, like all the mommy bloggers, like, keep that shit up, though, because they put out some good information.
Like, like, learning, like, if you want to know, like, how to beat jet lag for your kid, you can just type that shit on TikTok.
It's incredible.
I love that.
You be the center of the video.
No, I think you're making it.
Yeah, you're defining it right.
That is a talent.
What you're describing.
Yeah, yeah.
Putting my kid in a video and talking about how cute they are.
That's the kid.
That's no different than like the stage moms that we hate or the kids that force their kids to be actors.
You're the exact same person, but now you're also the director, the executive producer.
You're just taking all the money.
And the next person won't be as insane as Ruby Frankie.
She'll be smart enough to delete the Raws.
I think, yeah, I think slicing it in that when you're making your kid act for the content and especially like emotionally manipulating them and abusing them like this, that's fine.
But no, no, I mean, that's not fine.
Sorry, that's horrible and they should all go to they should go to jail.
But I see a lot of these like mommy bloggers, they put out amazing stuff.
It's like, hey, my kid was doing this and it actually, this piece of this bottle can pop off and she almost choked.
Like, don't use this bottle.
And then you go, oh my God, thank you so much for sharing that information.
I'm just saying, like, as a parent, there's so much useful information that a lot of parents, they're saying like, which food has allergic reactions, but it's not, it's not on the ingredient list.
Yeah, there's like soy secretly and some shit.
Yeah.
Like, so there's, I love the fact that information is decentralized, especially with parenting, just as a parent, because I get so much of it.
But I agree with you.
There's a different version of it where you're like abusing the kid for content.
But the one, like you said, like where parents are at the forefront, it's super, super helpful as a parent.
Before we just had to like go off a few parenting books and you hope those were good, you know, like I'd rather, I'd rather go off of like millions of people on the internet saying like what was useful for their kids without exploiting the kid.
And I think a lot of them are good at some even like blur their kids' faces out in them.
And they'll be like, hey, this tool for sleeping on a plane was really helpful.
We inflated this thing.
So I don't want to criticize those people because that shit is her teenage daughter.
And I guess now she's a teenager getting her eyebrows threaded and like, hey, didn't watch the video, but I know Indian girls.
I know what the eyebrows look like.
I know you're inviting some comments.
You know what I mean?
Like, let's have some flirting sense.
You're trying to protect the kids from that online criticism, which is very different when their parents, they're just like offering information and advice.
Yeah, one's education and one's information.
Yeah, education, rather.
Yeah.
But like that shit is fire.
Like how to play with your baby.
Dude, there's all these amazing videos from like doctors.
They're not pediatricians, but they're like, they have maybe like a PhD in child psychology or something like that.
Like how to teach your kid how to sound out letters or how to teach your kid how to like say words before they can even really speak.
And yeah, I learned all this stuff from them.
Maturity in Teen Conversations00:11:40
Like this is amazing.
I remember the first time a girl left me alone with the baby.
She's like, all right, I'll be gone for like an hour and a half.
We'll be right back.
And I was like, what do I do?
She's like, oh, just play with them.
I was like, what?
Read them a book.
I was like, do I just like read them?
Like, I didn't know what to do.
What girl left you actually?
My wife.
Oh, okay.
You said that girl.
You said a girl.
I'm like, she was like, yeah, just play with the baby.
I was like, I don't know how to.
So I looked at a video and I was like, oh, no, like put some water in a pan, let them splash in it.
Yeah.
Shit like that.
I was like, oh, that's smart.
That's great.
That's informational.
Like you said.
And even if it's entertainment, that is, even if it was you getting on camera and complaining about your kids, or your kids aren't in the videos, they're blurred out.
I'm not even saying it's a shot at him.
That's what Louis C. K did.
But you don't know who the kids are.
He protects their identity.
That's great.
That's entertaining.
Yeah.
But I think that's a good slice.
Yeah, but what gets the views.
And they knew that the son and the oldest daughter got the best.
That's whatever they would be on the phone.
That's some horse shit, dog.
That's some horse shit.
You exploiting children for views is some horse shit.
I know.
This bitch was crazy.
Give me something fun right now.
This is too dark.
I need something fun.
I need something light.
How about Jonathan Majors beating the shit out of his room?
We need something fun and light.
Bro, the emotional manipulation that he is capable of.
That's insane.
Son.
I need you to read verbatim what happened in the transcript.
Yeah, can you fill me in on this story?
I've been.
So, Jonathan Major's audio, you know, he's been accused of.
I know all the old shit.
So, audio leaked of a conversation with him with said woman.
He says, I'm ashamed I've ever, Majors begins before cutting himself off, cuts himself off, goes, I'm ashamed I've ever, I've never been aggressive with a woman before.
I've never aggressed a woman.
I aggress you.
She goes, You strangled me and pushed me against the car.
He goes, He goes, Yes, all of those things are under aggressed.
That's never happened to me.
Wow.
Because I said something sarcastically in your eyes, she said.
And he said, Well, clearly, it's more than that.
And then she goes, Something inside of you.
And then he goes, Yeah, towards you.
Yo, son.
What?
Son, he just blamed her for chunking the shit out of her.
This guy, you need to bury this motherfucker under the jail.
Now, here's the question: aggressed?
I need to know the timeline.
What's crazy?
There were rumors of maybe Marvel bringing him back in.
And fuck.
They waited.
They sat on that audio.
I think they waited for these rumors.
People were defending his ass.
Yeah.
And I think the chick is white, right?
Yeah.
You know, so mistake number one.
Yeah, snowballing.
Mistake number one.
No, where's Dr. Umar?
Where is Dr. Umar when you need to?
Dr. Kumar is here.
Mistake number one.
That's because the video came out.
She had his phone.
It's like, you know, it shouldn't take people's property.
And what was the video of her, of him running away from her?
That was that.
Something black people all about Castle Doctor, huh?
She's got my property now.
I know.
And he was running away from her.
She was the aggressor.
Yeah.
But isn't, yeah.
But now, oh, okay, so this is, I'm not mature enough to have this conversation.
I just want to point that out.
I think it's better than one.
I am not mature enough to have this conversation.
Okay, none of us are mature enough to have this conversation, but we will have it regardless.
Now, there is a movie where he was, I think it just recently came out where he played a bodybuilder.
I don't know if it was a historical piece, but it's a movie about weightlifting specifically, bodybuilding.
And he gets absolutely like ripped, shredded, jacked for it, which I assume he's taking like tons of, you know, steroids and all these other performance-enhancing drugs.
You think that's to blame?
I didn't say that at all.
I didn't say that at all.
What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, was he taking all those things around the time of his aggressive behavior?
Is it possible that these steroids could have, you know, made him lose control and aggressed?
It could have made him more aggressive.
It's pretty big in Creed.
Maybe he was started there.
It is Hollywood's fault.
It's Hollywood's fault.
You know what?
I think I got the PR move for him.
Okay.
Sometimes a man is struggling with his sexuality.
Oh, yeah.
He doesn't know how to handle the fact that he might be a different sexuality.
And so he's a little, he takes it out on women in a way that's not fair.
Because I can't help but notice his pictures with Michael B. Jordan.
No aggression.
No aggression whatsoever.
Did you uncomfortable?
Did he not hear what he came out of?
No.
Oh, this is just perfectly timed.
Look this up if you can, Joey.
I'm pretty sure he just came out and said that he was molested as a child.
Yeah.
Look that up.
You hold on to that.
I still miss the old days when it was just like, you hungry?
Have Snickers.
You know, when you were angry or hangry, just eat something.
Just blame it on.
I was hungry.
Does he say that he was great?
He was sexually that shit used to work.
Say what?
Sexually abused at age nine.
So, yeah, so he came out saying he was sexually abused.
I can't help man or woman.
That counts.
Both.
Both.
Oh, damn.
Everybody.
Very popular.
Cutie.
Damn.
We're not mature.
Turn the AC off.
We're not mature enough to have this conversation.
I just want to let you know.
But do you think he tried to beat the even though very popular is the same shit?
Does it crazy?
Damn.
I just say you gotta be flattered as an adult.
You're looking back.
I mean, he was at it like that.
You have to feel bad for him.
Dove is out of here.
He's walked up.
You don't want to do nothing to him.
What are you on?
I'm looking for Jonathan Majors.
He's old now.
Yeah.
Damn.
Fucking hell.
I mean, this is what Kevin Spacey did.
What's that?
You got accused of abusing a kid, and he was like, oh, I'm just gay.
No, the kid was.
He really is gay.
The kid was.
Listen, the kid was 17 and also gay.
So that doesn't count.
That's crazier than what I say.
Because he's like, that's not a joke.
You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
I know.
I'm kidding.
I'm not bothered.
Let me make the argument.
Let me make the argument.
I'm not mature enough to have this conversation.
We're not mature enough to have this conversation, but like gay on gay is the exact same thing as like male 17 year old and like 30 year old teacher female as long as they're both gay.
If it's a straight dude that's being you know taken advantage of by a gay guy, that's fucked up.
But if it's a gay guy just getting a fuck a 30 year old movie star we don't know about that.
We don't know about that.
Also, I agree.
I'm Team Kevin Spacey because I'm pretty sure all the accusers did end up dying.
Yeah, so we're not going to sit here and accuse him of anything.
No, I'm nothing.
I'm team.
I'm Team Spacey.
Yeah, this fucking demonstration is his asshole.
That's for sure.
Yeah, I love House of Cards.
Okay, so basically at nine, Jonathan Majors was the town tricycle.
Listen, We can't say that.
We're not mature enough to have this conversation.
That's horrible.
There's a lot of people that deal with this.
Absolutely.
This is horrible.
And those people should go to jail.
But that doesn't make it okay for him to choke the shit out of a woman.
Yeah, that's why we're making these jokes because he did something heinous.
The only reason we're making these jokes is because it seems like he tried to undercut the abuse towards this innocent woman with his own molestation.
Okay.
And that's not allowed.
And when you do that, we get to make fun of you for that.
True.
That's hurt people.
Hurt people hurt.
He was obviously hurt.
Those people that hurt him should be fucking at least questioned.
We got to see what the fuck was happening in this town.
We got to understand what's going on.
But he should go to prison for choking the shit out of a white woman.
You know what I mean?
What the fuck is happening?
Where's Megan Good in all this?
She was like his crisis PR.
She came in.
She's so high.
And she was walking around with him.
She's this beautiful, stunning, talented woman.
Why is she with this dirtbag?
But who is this person?
Megan Good?
Oh my God.
One of the most out of your fucking life.
I feel like I want to aggress you.
I want to hurt you.
Look at looking.
That's her in like her, I don't know, boy, mid-40s, probably.
You can pull her up from any age.
I mean, she's just absolutely beautiful.
Free-to-okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, you married, so that's all right.
Jesse, we need a TikTok about you, Kevin.
We need a TikTok immediately about the way you man talking about Megan Good.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Well, she'd do it again on there.
What if she an actress?
This ball is slap you, son.
Why am I supposed to know this?
I'm just so used to.
You just, she's a beautiful woman, but I don't know.
Okay, can we speak like a man?
Stop the yard.
Friday, she's in Friday.
She's a fan of her.
What's up?
Damn.
Damn, bro.
Damn.
She's doing it.
You're not true to be an Indian, bro.
You want a sister so bad is unbelievable.
Well, I can't help it if I see that.
You want that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
No, that's good.
That's what I'm talking about.
He was moving in his brain.
He just didn't know it.
And I didn't realize until well later.
Somebody told me.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Somebody told me years later, we were seeing her in Stomp the Art or whatever.
He's like, dude, she was in something she was a kid.
I forget which movie.
And then I looked it up.
I saw Frida.
Oh, nice.
That was one that I did see.
Good.
I don't remember her in that film, though.
Good, good.
He only saw the hot boys.
Exactly.
Man, that's really fucked up what he had to endure as a child, Jonathan Major.
If it's even true, we don't know if it's true.
He might just be saying it to like subvert this woman's narrative about him beating the shit out of her.
How awful would that be if he lied about that just to gain sympathy for us when we want to hate a woman beater?
Yeah, that wouldn't be good.
Oof.
I mean, the things people will do.
I don't think it's a lie.
Because if you're going to lie, just say I was molested by a woman.
You're going to add the molested by a dude.
But now you got to forgive him.
But then you got to forgive him.
Yeah.
Also, molested by a man were more sensitive to than molested by a woman.
Can we look at how it was?
But maybe he is lying.
He's like, I got to kind of offset the gay a little bit.
The likelihood you get molested by two different adults.
Come on.
Can I tell you that?
That's why I said what I said.
That's what you said.
You see what I said when I said it was 10.
You see it.
You get it.
No, no, no, no.
He's looking at stats.
Yeah, I'm looking at stats.
Let's have a real conversation.
He's 35.
This happened when he was nine.
You had 26 years to go to therapy, work through your issues.
Yeah, it's fucked up that happened to you.
It's very traumatic.
26 years, you could have worked through it.
You didn't.
I'm not going to forgive what you did because this potentially happened.
You've been in therapy for 20 years.
You're still angry as fuck.
How do you think he's going to get over a molestation?
I'm choking my wife and she got more attitude than this bitch, I promise.
You said you choked her.
I said, I ain't choking my wife.
She got more attitude than this girl.
That's because she will fuck you.
She's not playing.
They're not playing, bro.
That would be an even fight.
I'll throw down.
Now you're fired.
Ding, ding, ding.
That's an even fight.
You gotta say weight class.
There's no way.
Not me now.
Yeah.
Damn, bro.
All right.
Well, listen, we got through most of the trauma section of today's episode.
Yeah.
I feel like.
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It's free Jonathan Majors, though.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, he abused a woman, Al.
Yeah, that's not true.
He was molested.
Cancels.
No, that's not.
That's what the Marvel movies try to do, right?
Remember when Magneto was a bad guy and then we had to feel bad that he was in the Holocaust or whatever?
Remember, like everybody, everybody, they just used the Holocaust to humanize Magneto, right?
Nobody asked about Magneto, right?
Of course, of course.
I was thinking it you.
Of course, the Jewish character Marvel can control the coins.
I couldn't believe they shoehorned that story into it.
Like, none of us needed to know about his backstory and feel bad for him.
He's trying to kill all the human beings in the world.
And we're supposed to be like, oh, but he was in the Holocaust.
It was, oh, we can't do it.
Why do we let that happen?
But that's that made him a better villain.
I agree.
We should use that.
Of course, he was the villain.
But they made the movie.
I know.
They did invent that.
Yeah.
The Holocaust?
No, We're not going to do it.
We got a podcast.
Okay.
We're not going to do it.
No, no, no.
You guys need to calm.
Simmer down.
We didn't hear the mind.
We need to simmer down.
Oh, can we talk about some sports?
Let's do it, man.
Buddy, did you see the George the Messiah, Brian Scalabrini drama, this whole thing?
I'm conflicted on this.
Okay, so I'll just walk you to anybody who doesn't know.
George the Messiah is a New York street ball legend.
He plays at a court on West 4th Street and 6th Ave called The Cage.
Typical, everything you think a New York baller is, like the old man at the gym, he's that to a million.
Talks cash shit, fouls you like crazy.
If you try to call a foul, he calls you soft.
He's not standing for it.
And he'll beat you.
He's got like this nice hook shot floater that goes in.
And there's all kinds of videos of him beating people one-on-one.
Then they asked him in the interview, you think you could take an NBA hooper?
He said, yeah, bring him to West 4th University.
It's different over here.
He goes, I think I could beat Brian Scalabrini.
And they're like, that guy's 6'9.
He's like, no.
White Mamba, the white mamba.
Yeah, the boy Mamba.
I could beat him.
And then Scalabrini's like, you know what?
Sounds good.
I'll be in New York this Saturday.
Let's do it.
So they have a game.
Everybody's hype.
And Brian Scalabrini, it's just one of the more satisfying videos to watch, to be honest with you, because we've all played that old guy at the wreck.
I just fouls you and talks shit and is annoying.
And Brian Scalabrini just bullies this guy.
Why are you conflicted?
I mean, he just bullies him.
So I'm conflicted because obviously I want to side with the New York City street ball legend and shit talker.
But there's also a part of me that just loves the fact that Scalabrini shows up anytime someone calls him out.
He's like, beat him shit.
And here's his greatest quote.
He says, I'm closer to LeBron James than you are to me.
And it's just like nobody will believe him, but he keeps on busting people's ass every single time.
There was a story in Boston where they were shitting on him that he's the lowest ranked player on NBA 2K or whatever.
He called like a radio station.
He's like, yo, anybody who thinks they can beat me that's not in the league, come to this rec center in Boston.
And then he beats the shit out of all of them every single one of us fired.
He's like, I like that energy.
That's fire.
Yeah.
No, so I fuck with him for that.
And there is a moment here where George is fouling the shit out of him.
Yeah.
And he does some, you know, old school move.
Like he's got him in a post and he makes a move and he kind of tucks his elbow up and under and hits George in the chin with the elbow to create some space.
But he didn't back away from it.
He was just like, listen, you wanted to, you wanted to play around with fire.
You're going to get burnt.
And he started talking crazy shit.
George didn't really know what to do.
Yeah.
So at one point, he says, he gets on the mic from the guy who's commentating.
He's like, yo, he was fouling me the whole time.
So I started fouling back.
And then one guy goes, you're fouling him worse, though.
And Brian just goes, oh, get off his nuts.
So you got to realize like, Scalabrini, it's not like he was raised in Nova Scotia.
He's been hooping with the baddest motherfuckers on the planet his whole life.
He knows how to talk shit.
He's also a big dude.
He's skilled as fuck.
He could shoot.
His whole thing in the league was just hitting open threes.
So he can still stroke it.
He says something at one point.
One guy goes, ayo.
He don't even clock it.
He didn't even care.
He says something like, yo, you go hard or you go hard or something.
The guy goes, hey, yo.
That's a bad thing.
It's the most New York shit ever.
But I think he blanks him.
11-01.
He beats his ass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, he just bullies this kid, dominates.
I think Joey pulled up some of the highlights.
And that he takes off the hoodie at some point.
Straight at him.
I love that.
Yeah, he getting fouled.
Scalabrini's 46.
Yeah.
We like to believe the last person on the bench in the NBA isn't a super alpha.
Yeah.
You have to be so alpha to even get into the league.
He was the best guy at his high school.
The best guy his entire life.
And the best guy at his college.
And then made the league.
And he wasn't bad with the Spurs.
He did his job.
Like, if you get him open, he'll hit the three.
And that's not that easy to do.
There's some high-pressure moments with a championship team.
They got to get a ring.
So, like, he hit big shots.
You're at home and you're looking at it.
That is like, oh, I can do that.
I can just stand at the corner and wave for the ball.
He pulls the fuck up.
Scalabrady kind of leaned into it in a way, like just by being fun.
You know what I mean?
Like, he would do silly antics.
He called himself the white mambo.
So I think he kind of likes in a way.
And people called him the white mamba, I think, but he didn't mind it.
Yeah, he wasn't liking it.
But you can't.
I love it.
But shout out, George, man.
I always see George over by West Fourth.
Shout out fucking George, the legend.
Yeah.
Did you bet on the Georgia Messiah Chaldean?
No, but what do we got for March Madness?
You guys care at all?
You should care.
Sound good.
St. John.
I know St. John's won the Big East.
To me, all that proves is that if you get the big coach, you get the big money, and then you can get the good players.
Yeah.
Who's the coach of St. Louis?
To me, all that proves is everything everybody's been saying for the last 30 years.
Really?
For 30 years.
Everybody knows this.
You get the best coach in college basketball.
You have a chance.
Coach K built up Duke from nothing.
It wasn't like a stellar program before he got there.
Right.
But do you listen to what I said?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
You get the best coach.
You get the most money.
You get the best players.
But why do you think you get the best players?
Because you have the best coach.
No, because you pay the players.
Because the money goes in when you get the coach.
Yeah.
But Coach K wasn't paying the players.
Yeah.
The example.
Do you remember the example you just used?
Okay.
When you're making an argument, do you think at all times?
What happens in your head?
When you say no, John Calapari.
Yeah.
Good job.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
You're making my point.
Exactly.
So you agree.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
That's what I was saying.
No, you didn't say it at all.
You said the exact opposite thing.
No, but supreme confidence.
This is not new enough.
You are George the Messiah.
Okay, fair enough.
I'm scalabrating right now.
Hop off his nuts.
Just hop off his nuts, Akash.
Okay, who's St. John's coach?
It's not Pacino, but it is.
Okay.
It's Petino, right?
It's Petino.
Okay, yeah.
So Rick Petino, who's like a legendary, you know, college coach.
I think he even tried to coach in the league once.
Yeah, Celtics.
Celtics wasn't good.
It wasn't good, but he's killed it with college.
And so he's there.
But my whole life, I was like, oh, I guess these guys, and I don't want to take anything away from like Coach K, but like my whole life growing up, I was like, I guess these guys just have this intangible skill.
They understand 2-3 defense better than these other guys.
And it's no, it's like Rick's got the connection.
I don't want to shoot on him, but he's probably got the connection to Nike, and all the players want a connection to Nike.
So the guys that are getting scooped up early when they're in fucking middle school, Nike's, you know, put them in the pocket.
You can't pay them.
Now you can pay them in the NIL.
But before, oh, their team is being sponsored.
You have a connection to these people.
And then you funnel them into this league and they all go or into this team.
And they're also going at that time, like, well, man, if I'm on this coach's team, I'll probably get more airtime.
And that's going to give me a better chance of getting into the league, et cetera.
So within two years, they win the Big East.
And St. John's hadn't won a fucking game in the tournament since we were in high school.
I feel like, who would play for St. John's when we were in high school?
Was it Artes?
Didn't play at St. John's, did he?
Carmelo.
No, no, no.
Syracuse.
Oh, yeah.
I'm bugging.
I think Artes did.
Was it Artes?
There was a team back in the day that was like good for a second.
Oh, no, Barkley.
There was a kid named something Barkley.
I don't know that kid.
I mean, it was St. Joe's at a little runback.
St. John's.
I remember being like, aren't y'all supposed to be good?
So back in the day, yeah, this is Mark Jackson, Chris Mullen, Jason, Williams, the one that killed somebody.
And then there was a Barkley that played there at one time.
And then Meta Santa Ford, Artest.
100%.
Anyway, point being is like, yeah, that's, and then I was looking at this in terms of a program.
So if you're a university, you go, okay, how much does Patino want a year?
He wants $5 million a year.
Okay.
How much do we make as a university if we make the if we make the NCAA tournament?
We're selling out every single game during the year, and then we're getting a tournament.
I'm sure you get a piece of that tournament budget.
You go, well, fuck it.
I'd rather pay the coach than pay these players.
You make Final Four?
Yeah, out of here.
Crazy money.
And this is within two seasons, right?
I think Petino took over two years ago.
Yeah.
About something like that.
I don't know.
Like, it's a pretty fast turnaround.
So I'm looking like every small university.
I'm looking, I'm going, hey, where's the biggest donor?
And going, how do we get Calapari?
How do we get what an NBA coach is about to just, you know, get fired because they're not good enough.
Bring his ass in here.
Let's make it happen.
How much do you even need the coach?
Like, could Elon just be the coach of a college basketball team and get the money figured out and then just get the best?
Here's the thing about the coach.
And I don't want to see them like I'm shitting on coaches, but like, and maybe it's different at the college level.
But like the last few coaches.
The last few coaches that won the NBA championship were all first-year coaches.
Yeah, that guy with Toronto, who won last year?
The guy was the Lakers.
It was his first year.
It's Kerr, I think his first year.
Kerr won it.
He won.
First year.
Absolutely.
He won in his first year.
So it's like.
Maybe they brought something new innovative to the game.
Like.
No, just the fact that they were new.
Like, you're saying like, Kerr, I think you had to maximize his saying no.
Maybe the fact that they brought a new different way to play is the reason why they won.
Yeah, maybe right.
I think it was Kerr more so, but like the Lakers guy, the first year they win in the COVID, it's like, you had LeBron.
Yeah, yeah.
He's your coach.
And I think that's what happens.
And maybe in college is a little different.
But then you could also argue like the delta between like an average good college player and an NBA level college player is way bigger than like a really good NBA player and then an average NBA player.
Yeah.
You know, so like if you have a superstar in college, you're fucking that might be set.
Exactly.
Melody.
Like dominant.
Syracuse was like, he was unstoppable.
The guy's like fucking 6'9.
He could dribble.
He could pull up from three.
It's like he's playing with high school kids.
Yeah.
Anyway.
So what do we think for this year?
Who do we think takes it?
Like, I don't even know.
I don't know anything about college basketball, but I'm going to ride to St. John's.
That'd be such a fun like for the city.
It would be great because we pretend like we support St. John's when they're good.
Yeah.
Like the whole city gets involved.
You see the St. John's jerseys pop out.
Yeah, right.
We don't even know a borrow that shit is in.
You need that energy back.
Yeah.
I'll take the other New York team.
I'll take the Liberty.
Respect it.
All right.
So you got Liberty.
You got St. John's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm from Florida, dude.
Come on.
They're ranked number one, apparently, which I didn't even know that.
Really?
Yeah, UF's good.
Or I'm going for Drake.
You got to support Drake.
Drake is my guy.
Drake can do no wrong.
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.
I think I'm going.
I can't go Duke.
Don't go Duke.
I'll go Duke for you so you can go St. John's.
Okay, fine.
All right.
I'll go St. John's.
You go Duke.
I mean, is Cooper injured?
If he's injured, I think.
Yeah, he hurt his ankle.
I think it's uncertain if he's going to be.
But if they can make it through the first weekend, he might be okay.
Now, here's the question.
How often do you play in the tournament?
Two games each weekend, I think.
Oh, two rounds.
So like the whatever at the first round and then the second round.
Then Sweet 16 is a week later.
Elite 8 is Monday.
Then a full week.
Then it's final four.
So in the beginning, you're playing more often, though.
No, it's just two games each weekend.
Two rounds each weekend.
How many times does one team play a week?
Twice if they keep winning.
That's a lot if you're coming off injury.
Yeah, I think he has to sit out the first weekend.
I think if they can make it through, because if they're a one seed, they're playing the lowest seed in the first round.
You should be able to win without Cooper's play.
Second round, hopefully.
And if you can get through that, then you might be okay for the elite or Sweet 16.
And that's where it's like, we need you.
It's crazy how unpredictable this shit is.
Like with the NBA, we know who's going to win at the beginning of the season, most likely, unless there's like a big injury or something like that.
This tournament shit, it's like.
No lead is safe in college because they're not as good.
They can't close it out.
So it's 16-point lead in college doesn't mean anything.
I mean, I guess it doesn't as much now in the pros because there's so many threes, but like no lead is safe ever.
Yeah, so sick.
You almost know a comeback is happening.
I wonder if that's part of it.
Like in the pros, they weren't shooting as many threes and there weren't as many players that could hit pro threes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The leads were a little bit safer.
Yeah.
Whereas the college three has always been super close.
So the guys who can't really shoot at NBA range could shoot pretty efficiently in college.
And then you could evaporate a lead pretty quickly.
So I wonder if obviously part of it is like the skill set.
Like there's like singular and unbelievable talent.
But there's just more guys going to hit a college three.
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Yeah.
So you could evaporate that lead.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I always attribute it to a college kid not being as able to withstand the momentum shift.
So like they're emotionally caught up a little bit.
They're a little younger.
They're not as used to it.
It's like also you got to see every one of them fans.
Yeah.
When you're at home, they're in your physics class.
Like he's just that free throw.
You got to look at that guy and you got to explain to you how gravity works.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's see what happens.
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Miles, you met an OnlyFans girl?
One male OnlyFans guy?
No, no.
I saw an OnlyFans girl on Instagram on my Instagram and I brought it up to Mark that I think this is in this is crazy.
I actually don't even want to say the allegation I have.
Where are we going with this?
This is an interesting, an interesting woman that's possible.
Stop talking about me on the pod.
It's never been good.
Okay, now it's good.
Now it's good.
This is positive.
There is yet to be a positive story.
Okay.
Pretty girl.
Oh, she's a little rearie.
Oh, I know this one.
Is this the one I'm the one?
No, that's the other one.
No, that other one got a dumper on it.
So there is a girl.
I don't know if she's on OnlyFans, but she's definitely all over my TikTok and Instagram and everything up to search.
Pause.
That is the girl.
No, the other one got a bigger dump.
No.
Okay.
Well, I think what we're all talking about is there is a girl who is putting on a Down syndrome filter.
That's her.
I think this is the girl that's using a filter because she's like, she's sort of too upfront about it.
I think one of the captions that caught me off guard was like, I'm Downs and also Down or something crazy.
I thought I was.
And then I went on the Instagram.
Now, this is a tricky one because they are above age physically, but mentally, they stop maturing probably around, I don't know, 12, 13 or something like that.
Right.
So despite that, yeah.
So what is the rule with that?
I think it's intellectual maturity.
Yeah, you got to go, nah.
Yeah, I don't think you can have sex with a Down syndrome person.
No, I don't.
No sex, but you can admire them.
No, wait a minute.
Hold on a bit.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
He's on to something.
Admiring them would not involve any intellectual manipulation at all.
And their body is of age.
There's no intellectual connection between you two.
You're not exploring for thought.
That's it.
You can never listen to them when they speak.
You're talking about car in general?
Yeah.
So, so this is really interesting.
It is not wrong if they had one.
And we know it's not wrong because Victoria's Secret, I think, had one of them at the show, right?
Didn't they have a Down syndrome model modeling?
So clearly, it's okay that we observe them and admire them.
Right?
No, good.
You're safe, right?
You're safe.
Now, having sex with them, you would be having sex with a 12-year-old trapped in a 24-year-old fucking supermodel's body.
Yeah, which is gross.
Which is wrong.
So it would be like the same for her.
You would have to argue that you had the maturity of a 12-year-old in court.
I have pennis balls on my fingernails.
Hey, look at my fingernails.
I have pennies balls all over my fingernails.
I'm not saying that.
You already said that.
Yeah.
Now, so I think she's faking.
Yeah, that brings up a whole other ethical role.
Well, the Victoria's Secret model is not fake.
Of course, of course.
But this girl that you were bringing up, it appears is pretending to have Down syndrome.
So that we would look at them on the internet, which is working according to the algorithm.
I think she's using AI face swap or like something.
That's devious, dude.
That's damn.
That's what I'm trying to say.
It's crazy, right?
That like that's her angle.
Yeah, but who developed the AI face swap to make you look down?
Like, is she also coding?
No, I'm sure it's an app.
I'm sure it's just saying.
So you think there's an app out there?
For sure.
What's it called?
I'm going to find out.
Oh, see, look, there's another one.
What?
There's another.
Look at him acting like he just shot a spot.
No, no, no, no.
I totally went on.
I was trying to figure out if it's the same girl.
But they look the same.
I found something, guys.
But they look the same.
Wait, but does she say that she's...
Hold on, pause the audience.
Does she say that she's neurodivergent?
I mean, look at the face.
Just turn up volume.
Read the bio.
Do something you've never done with a woman in your life.
I'm not real.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not real.
I'm an AI character and do not have Downs.
Son, you've been checking out AI retards?
So she got a dumper.
No, I think that's artificial unintelligence.
All right, guys, let's get back to the show.
There's just a clip that I think was very fitting given what's been happening on Flagrant and the newest romance that's blossoming amongst the Flagrant staff.
So why don't we just watch this clip, let it play out.
We don't need any context.
You don't need any sound.
Just watch two.
Well, the characters are brothers, but just watch.
And this has been viral because White Lotus has been kind of building with this weird stuff.
We could just press play whenever you want.
We'll talk.
Who cares?
So this is one brother and another brother.
They smooch on the lips.
And that's initially.
And then the second one is similar to what has happened on the Flagrant set, I believe, between Miles and David.
He likes it.
He's on the set.
He liked that.
So I just think, you know, it's like Gismuth.
You know what I mean?
God shows this episode right after we find out about Miles and David.
And you're still trying to wrap your mind around the characters because you are not caught up on the show.
You didn't see it building toward this?
No, I saw it.
I saw it.
When he went to go jerk off and he was looking at his button.
And when he made out of them a third time, hard.
That kid is David.
Miles is the one that's a little disturbed by it, but...
But he's still okay.
He didn't move away.
Do we know?
Like, I haven't gotten to this episode yet, but do we know if they're like actually brothers or blood brothers?
Seemingly blood brothers.
They're trying to hook up with these girls.
The girls start kissing.
And I think they kiss, each of them kisses the younger guy.
And then they're like, now you two need to kiss if we don't just take it.
It's like classic party thing.
He's like, you guys should kiss.
It's like one of those classic party situations, right, Miles?
It happens all the time.
Just keep podcasting.
Whatever we accuse him of, he is.
I just want to let you know.
And he's going to incriminate himself.
We don't need to say a single thing.
Every time he opens his mouth organically and authentically, he will prove he is racist and now hey.
Just keep podcasting.
I'm not here.
That's what David's dick looks like.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah, dude.
I thought they were building up that the younger brother was going to hook up with the sister.
The sister.
He seems like he's into whatever.
Yeah.
The little brother's a creep.
He's like kind of innocent, but also demented.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so now everybody's back in on the show.
Yeah.
Yeah, so first of all, I just want to say something, which I admire a TV show.
This is their third season, right?
So you could, you know, you could grab your balls and go on the third season.
By that, I mean, you could take as long as you want to build up the storylines.
And then when you finally execute, huge cannonball splash.
The first few episodes came out and people were writing this shit off.
They're like, oh, they lost it.
The first two seasons were good.
I still feel that way.
Oh, interesting.
Even after this episode, I still feel like this episode is weird as fuck.
This is my least favorite.
I didn't feel that way.
Okay.
Let me just get out what people were saying.
And I spoke to one of the producers of the show, and he was like, Yeah, it's annoying that there's like a lot of criticism about it, but like we're building up towards this thing.
And I was like, I think that takes courage.
Like now, with today's internet culture, you just want to give everybody something in the first three seconds so they don't scroll away.
So I think it's brave to actually slow play something and then deliver big five episodes in or six episodes in.
And the reality is with the, what's it called, the binge culture, people can just, if they turned it off after two episodes and they find out something crazy happened on six, one weekend, they'll just plow through the rest of it.
So you can really let these characters marinate.
Can't we give a show time?
Right?
Like they had two great seasons.
They deliver every time.
The show opens with a murder, a mass shooting at a resort.
And everyone on episode two is like, oh, this sucks.
I agree with you.
We're going somewhere.
Now, I wouldn't recommend doing this.
Season one, I wouldn't recommend doing it.
Fair.
Season two, that's ballsy.
But season three, you've earned it.
You put out two great pieces of content.
And you should know as the consumer, yo, all these characters are a little fucked up.
You might not know why yet, but you know, pay attention and lock in.
And I think they do a really good job on this show specifically of like creating mystery.
You don't know why each person is doing whatever they're doing, but you are curious to see where this is going.
Yes.
And so as much as people bitch or complain on TikTok, you're going to keep fucking watching.
And then when they come through with a hammer, hopefully that's happening in these next few episodes.
I haven't seen it, but it seems like the reaction to it was this.
And then also there's a monologue.
Oh, yeah.
It goes crazy.
Oh, Sam Rockwell.
Sam Rockwell.
And I love the fact that they didn't even mention he's in the show.
Usually you have an actor of that size on a show like this.
There's not a lot of big actors in the show.
Like you can't, like, who's a big actor in the show outside of the dude that played Slytherin?
I mean, dude, the K-pop girl.
I thought the K-pop girls.
She's not a big actress.
She's just dumb famous.
She's super famous and she's so.
Walton Goggins is pretty big, right?
Yeah, I think he's like, I think he's pretty big.
He's not huge.
You know what I mean?
Like Walton Goggins, I think, has just recently, with the success of Fallout, maybe become this beloved character or character actor.
But there's not like huge superstars in the show.
Like the fat white bitch from the previous seasons.
She was like a pretty famous person.
And she got famous from being on the show.
And I miss her.
She made the fuck up.
Yeah, Jennifer Cooley.
Sorry, that actor.
Anyway, my point is really funny.
When you have an actor of Sam Rockwell's name, his size on a show where there's not a lot of huge marquee actors, usually you would put it in the promo.
You'd be like, oh, by the way, this guy's coming.
So you guys should watch.
The fact that they don't even mention it.
He's not even the credits or anything like that.
I think that shows balls.
It shows confidence.
The monologue is insane.
Do you watch this?
No, I haven't seen it.
I'm not up to this episode yet.
What?
Why is it so good?
No, it's not so good.
It's just disturbing.
It's crazy.
Really?
He basically just shows like the end game reductionism of sex addiction.
So it's like, I was addicted to party and sex, and then I got addicted to, I wanted to be the guy.
I wanted to be the girls that were getting fucked.
So I brought these guys over to fuck me.
And then I wanted the girls to see me getting fucked so I could look her in the eye so she could see me getting fucked by me.
And then the whole time, Goggin's character is like, huh?
He's just being us.
He's awesome.
It's so well done.
And like, it's perfect.
I mean, Rockwell is such a good actor.
No, he's a beast.
Unbelievable.
He's awesome.
There's a, yeah, he's a beast.
I will say in this show, in the first few episodes that I've that I've consumed, the relationship between the three girls, watching my wife watch those three girls is unbelievable.
Because I need to know this.
She's watching it.
She's like, this is how we are.
She's, this is how we are.
We kind of like, we're all friends.
We hang out.
Then we all like gossip and talk a little shit behind each other's back.
Like, this is like, she goes, this is an obviously exaggerated hyperbolic version of a relationship of, you know, a few like close friends, maybe around that age.
But she's like, it's not like foreign.
Like, it is, it is what a joke should do or what a TV show should do, is like take something that is true or real and then just ratchet it up a little bit, but not so much that you couldn't believe it.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
And you see those combos and like, I think those three, as annoying as they are, and that feeling that you get where you're like, oh, I feel uncomfortable watching it.
To me, I'm like, that is written to perfection.
I agree with you.
So, my shawty, you know, she's from Spain.
She, every time when she hangs out with some like American women, she's like, that is that.
She's like, oh.
That's what the guy, what's his name?
Mike White, I believe his name is the guy who creates the show.
I think like, he's great.
His superpower is like understanding relationships between people and like exaggerating or like turning up the heat on our most fucked up qualities.
Because everything is kind of you've these relationships between like the hot young girl and like the older dude that like pays for everything like that.
Like it's toxic, but it's not abnormal from relationships you've seen.
Like this shit is, he's good.
And I think that's why you relate to it so much.
Like there's a little part of you that kind of like either sees somebody you know or even yourself in these characters.
The waspy, douchey older brother.
Like that.
He nails that.
He nails that.
Son, the mom, the pill property.
My Lauren.
Oh, shit.
I haven't been around one of those.
That's a mom.
That's like, that's some, that's some suburban white shit.
Like in the city, we didn't experience a lot of that.
Sometimes on the Upper East Side, you get a little bit of it, but like a lot of those moms were like high-performing, like working moms and shit like that.
The mom at home who marries the rich guy, but like really cares about her place in like local society.
I mean, like how she relates to these people.
The HOA say that again.
The H-O-A.
The H-O-A.
Like the Homeless Association.
And also the judgment that she has.
Like, we're not trashy.
We're classy.
Like, I mean, she is, what is that woman's name in the place?
Parker Posey.
That woman.
She's a good.
Dude, gone girl.
That's gone girl.
I'm pretty sure.
Wait, miss.
Parker Posey, gone girl.
No, That's like Rosemary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's, she was in, is it six feet under or something like that?
I don't know.
She's been in some shit, obviously, but she's, she's, she deserves to win some shit.
Every time she talks, if I'm on that set and I'm one of the other actors, I'm laughing every time she talks.
It's so funny.
Like, I don't understand how you keep a strain.
You're going to stay here in Taiwan?
You can't be in Taiwan.
You can't die.
She's the last episode.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
She's unbelievable.
I mean, I've heard some theories.
To go.
Go, go, go.
That's because this guy is stealing all her lorazepin.
Yes.
Yes.
And he's the only one that knows where it is.
She showed him, hey, I'm putting my purse underneath this thing with the drugs.
That's my episode that I just watched.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, all the drugs go missing.
And she's like, Where are my drugs?
And she knows that he's the only one that knows where it is.
So is it possible that she knows that he's drugging himself and that is somehow aware of the empire falling down?
Yes.
Or she just doesn't want to acknowledge or admit that her husband, who is this like pillar of society, whose father or grandfather was a governor of North Carolina, wherever the fuck they're from.
Ostensibly a good dude.
Like most of the time, you see these guys in movies, they're cheating on their girls, they're XYZ.
And then he says, early in the episode, early in the season, the guy that's going to jail, he's like, I was doing you a fucking favor.
This didn't even help me.
I was just trying to help you out.
And you said nothing could happen.
So, like, he's not some piece of shit, ostensibly, again, some piece of shit scumbag fucking everybody over to get his wealth.
He tried to help a guy out, and now it's coming back to bite him.
Yes.
It seems like a fairly connected father.
His kids love him.
And you see that guy falling.
Yeah.
Even, I don't know how far, again, I don't know what happens in the next couple episodes because I think I just watched three or maybe I watched a little bit more.
Only one episode.
Brotherly Fixing and Incest00:05:18
Okay, so the daughter is a fucking bitch.
Like after this episode, oh no, I haven't even seen this episode.
But the fact that she makes the whole family take a 35-hour flight to go to this thing so that she can, like, what was it?
She wanted to interview a live in a monastery.
No, no, no.
She told them for my thesis.
And when reality, it's just so she could see if the monastery's good and then live there.
It's like, she's trying to act like she's this like holier than thou.
Like, I don't have attachments.
I'm Buddhist.
It's like, no, you're the most entitled little fucking.
You want to do something?
So you make your entire family go to Thailand so you can check out this little place.
That's fair.
And the irony that she doesn't even realize her own entitlement.
She thinks her family are the selfish ones.
And the only one that calls her out is the Patrick Schwarzenegger brother where he goes, dad, she always fucking gets what she wants.
Everything she wants, she always gets.
Right.
And then everybody goes, oh, you're just being like a snobby little wasp who just talks a lot of shit.
No, no, no, no.
That motherfucker knows exactly what that sister is.
She might be the most manipulative in the whole family.
And the fact that she doesn't even know it.
Yeah, she shows up at the temple being like, yeah, I'm just going to talk to the head monk.
And the guy's like, yeah, you have to make an appointment.
Yeah.
And then she's like shocked.
She's like, what do you mean?
Okay, I guess I'll take two.
This is the, this is like that guy, the storyteller is like a real brilliant fucking guy.
My one gripe with this scene where the brothers kiss, by the way, my one gripe.
Yeah.
Give this MDMA a bad rap.
Oh, because they're all Molly?
They don't know.
I don't think we know it.
They're on a pill.
That everything feels awesome.
Yeah.
No, the brother's not, the douchebag brother's not into it.
He's just like, if you look at him afterward, he's miles.
He's just like disturbed.
He also has a face turn in this where he's like, yo, we don't do drugs.
Like, why are you taking drugs?
He tells the younger brothers, like, don't do drugs.
Yeah.
And he's like, oh, fuck it, whatever.
And he tells him, like, go out there.
And they kind of paint him as like a, you would think almost a little like creepy with the way he treats women.
But he's like, just go out there, get rejected, dude, because go shoot your shot.
It's not, it's not like, hey, if they say no, it doesn't matter.
This is ballsy TV creation.
Like, I think a lot of times people are going into like creating a show.
They're like, how can we make him likable?
How can we do it?
And it's, no, no, no, no, fuck with me.
Do what they did in Game of Thrones.
You like Jamie Lannister?
He's a piece of shit.
When you like him again, no, he's the worst human being ever.
Then you like him again.
Fuck with my emotions a little bit.
Make me fall in love with the character and then break my heart.
And it's more accurate.
We are all good and bad.
Nobody's pure good.
Nobody's and when we don't know what to expect, we keep watching.
Yeah.
Stop creating things that we already know what to expect because you think it won't fail.
That fails every single time.
Yeah.
Fuck with me.
And I like, at least the first few episodes, they're building up this girl to be like the only innocent one in the family.
And I'm just looking at her like, what the fuck is going on here?
Yeah.
And then she collected that.
Don't tell, don't tell, don't tell him, but that's what I'm actually going to stay here for a year.
And then what is the first thing the younger brother goes, but what about me?
They're all selfish pieces of shit.
Yeah.
Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil.
You saw that metaphor?
No, no.
At the very beginning scene, when you first see them all coming in on the boat, she has the headphones on.
And the brother has the glasses on.
I love it.
And the other brother's drinking a beer.
So like they represent like the three monkeys.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I saw it on red.
I was like, oh, that's really clever.
But I know multiple people that won't do MDMA because they're like, oh, it makes you gay.
And I was like, no, it doesn't.
And then this comes out.
I'm like, well, if you're gay, it does.
I read more than one of them.
I'm the gay or the incest.
I just feel like.
Well, this is like, I brought this.
That's the thing.
I brought this into my wife.
She was like, yeah, that's so weird.
I was like, I completely agree.
But also, if it was hot twins, we'd be like, pretty joke.
No, that's no girls.
Wait, girls.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You got to specify that.
This is my point.
If it's two hot girl twins, people would be like, pretty chip.
I've told you guys this, right?
When I dated those, one of the girls is a twin.
And I was like, you guys ever, you know, done like a threesome?
They were like, that's incest.
And I was like, for y'all.
But yeah, I know.
So I guess, yeah.
I guess they're like doing the kiss shit.
It is weird.
It's weird that the brother was like looking at him.
Like that scene wouldn't be as weird if the brother wasn't gazing into Patrick Schwartz.
It makes it creepy because this brother's into it.
Yeah.
And then goes back.
Like they just needed a kiss.
And then they're like, well, that's not enough.
So they do a little more.
And then he does it and then goes back again.
Yeah.
See that?
And then I think he goes back again.
Oh, gosh, won't look.
Yeah.
I did this.
I'll tell you one thing.
That British girl is so endearing.
Oh, she's oh my goodness.
She seems like the pure character on the show.
And I'm waiting to see what happens.
The teeth.
Oh, okay.
It's funny.
She did a, she was talking about, she's been an actress for a while and she's a successful, I guess, actress in theater and stuff like that in England.
And she's like, I just can't get Cass's American roles.
Like, I never get Cass's American, and it's just because of the teeth.
And then she's like, I played one in a theater production, and people would come up to me and be like, that was actually really brilliant.
You're great.
But like, none of us believe you're an American simply because of the teeth.
Damn.
But it is true.
Like, if your teeth look like that in America, you would get braces.
Especially if you're a pretty girl like her.
Jungle Characters and Bangkok00:02:56
Yeah.
Everybody would just go, why don't you just fix that one thing we all fixed?
And then you'll be like, the hottest girl ever.
But now I feel like she's going to be way more castable.
Like after this, I feel like, oh, yeah, we want her because of that.
Yeah.
She stands out so much.
Yeah.
Brave.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brave.
Facts.
I'm curious about her relationship with Walton Goggins.
Why are they together?
What does she get out of this?
It's not like she can't find another guy who's a piece of shit.
Why does she say that they're soulmates?
It seems like she wants to fix him.
Yeah.
She's the girl who wants to fix the guy.
So do we really believe that that is her entirety or is there something else?
My recollection of White Lotus is they weren't all pieces of shit in the last two seasons.
I felt like there were some decent people throughout season.
Natasha Rothwell, the black girl?
The black girl.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
She seemed in season one and this season, like just a good person.
Yeah.
So they always, there are always people who are just good people.
Right.
So yeah.
That one kid in the first season that goes off and joins the only kid that gets a happy ending in the entire series.
Yeah.
He goes and joins the canoe town.
I'm like, that kid's sick as hell.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like him.
And I think that's why this season isn't as hard to watch for me because now I know what it is.
The first season I'm watching and then the end, you're like, well, that sucked.
Yeah.
Nobody's happy.
This is all miserable.
And then the second season, I was a little more prepared, but got even darker.
And this season, I'm like, whatever you're throwing at me, it's going to be fine.
Now, I will say this.
This does not make me want to go to Thailand at all.
Yeah.
I know, like, you saw the one in Sicily.
You're like, dude, Sis looks amazing.
I got to go check this shit out.
Yeah.
The one in Hawaii, I imagine, Matt.
I don't need to go to Thailand at all.
Nope.
But you're not like a meditative kumbaya motherfucker.
So that.
But is that the only reason?
But there is a white lotus effect with like these places.
People start going to it afterward.
Like the hotels are so beautiful.
You're like, I just need to experience that.
Yeah.
I think the fact that they have to give up their phone, you're like, no, just like the natural beauty of it.
When they were on the boat, it looks beautiful.
Really?
I don't like jungles, bro.
I'm off the jungle.
I'm a beach guy over a jungle guy.
I'm off the jungle.
There's a lot of bugs out there.
I don't like the forest.
I don't like the jungle.
I'm off of that.
It bummed me out that it felt like Bangkok was quite close to this place in the show, correct?
Like, it seemed like he got there pretty quick.
Yeah.
Jameel stayed at this resort.
And I asked him, I was like, oh, they're pretty close to each other.
That'd be so amazing to be able to do both.
And he was like, No, they're flights away from each other.
It's like, oh, that bones me out because I would like to go to that resort.
Like, how long is a flight?
Like, 30 minutes or is it five hours?
Like, an hour or two?
Yeah.
You can do both.
But I thought it was like you could go there for like a minute.
You could just fly that fast.
You have to fly into Bangkok anyway.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
I just thought they were close.
I thought this was shot in like multiple different resorts and they make it look like one.
No, it's always shot at the four seasons, I think.
Oh, really?
It's just one hour.
All three seasons are shot at the four seasons.
So fourth season in Sicily, when we went, was completely sold out because of the show around that.
I just don't know if it will have that same impact in Thailand.
Yeah, I don't think it will.
Yeah, that jungle shit is overrated.
Travis Lyrics and Album Sales00:18:00
I think the three girls.
I mean, Thailand's a developing country.
I went there.
I went to Phuket, but it was like, oh, this feels like India.
Three people in a scooter, and like the roads look kind of like dirt roads.
I don't need to see snakes.
No, I'll go to a snake show.
That shit's far.
I would go.
I would pull up, just go see him tame the demons, bro.
No, that's cool.
The love interests of the little security car guy.
I'll get some passports.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's good.
Yeah, she is so beautiful.
Yeah.
I mean, she's mega famous.
She was in black pink.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's still going out and she's still doing it.
Killing it.
Yeah.
But she is like, okay, so here's something my wife told me.
You know that show Emily in Paris?
Yeah.
So years ago, I think like a few seasons ago, there was a storyline in the Emily in Paris show where the heir to the LVMH throne, they don't call it LVMH in the show, but that's what they're alluding to, is dating this like Asian K-pop star.
That girl in real life is dating the heir to the LVMH.
Whoa.
And that happened years after.
I don't even think they could have been privy to it.
We're talking about dating art type.
Yeah, wow.
Right?
Oh, that's wild.
Kind of weird.
Or were they dating on the low for years?
And then.
Yeah, they might have had a scoop or something.
That's wild.
Right?
Yeah.
But yeah, she's so pretty.
And she's not, she's not like everything that you would think about like traditional beauty where you're like angles in the face and all this other stuff is not her at all.
Like when you describe her, her face is like soft.
But she's very symmetrical.
Symmetrical, of course, of course.
But like the other girl, the model girl on the show, who's obviously stunning, the girl from Quebec or whatever, like that.
Yeah.
The dates Gary or Greg or whatever his name is.
Like she's traditionally beautiful.
Yeah.
But that fucking Korean chick, holy shit.
She's a piece.
Yeah.
I mean, I think she's the guy.
The guy that she's dating is so endearing.
I love this guy.
He's so sweet.
Yeah.
I think he's evil.
There's gotta be a lot of people.
There's gotta be a turkey.
There's gotta be a turkey.
We like him too much.
No, I just think he's gonna die tragically or whatever.
And then break all of our hearts.
Yeah.
That's that's what's her.
I think she's evil.
Yeah, I think she's kind of stringing him along.
One of them is evil.
No, no, no.
Wait, this is her?
Oh, wow.
She's different.
She looks a little different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not as no.
This is this Lisa.
Yeah.
They really do all look alike.
God damn.
Wait, come on.
Trot it down.
What are you doing, Minnesota?
Come on, Joe.
That's her.
Damn.
Okay, that's better.
Yeah.
This is better.
Yeah, click that one right there.
No, no, no, the other one.
Go back, go back, go back.
All right.
That one right there, right there.
That one.
No, no, no.
Top, top, right?
Yeah, that's the one he clicked.
Yeah, that's.
And it was like on the screen when you said not now.
I don't know.
He got spun up.
Yeah.
I think the three, the three moms, the MILFs, I think they die.
Wait, oh, they're all moms.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think they die.
One of them is happy ending.
I know that was the one.
The foreshadowing is that they're all walking down the street and they all got water guns and all the water guns are shooting them.
And they're all getting sprayed with water guns when they're walking down the street of whatever that main street is.
And I think that's foreshadowing for all thing, being a show.
I mean, did you see the shots fired at Austin?
It's like a whole episode dedicated to shitting on Austin.
Oh, yeah, it's kind of hilarious.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
I just didn't put it in.
This is how influential Joe Rogan is.
The only reason that girl moved to Austin in the show is because of Joe Rogan.
Yeah, probably.
I've never heard the word Austin even brought up on TV, film, news before Joe moved there.
Yeah.
Like the fat go.
I think when COVID happened, that LA crop, there was like a huge chunk of them that went to Austin.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Like Joe included.
I think he kind of led the way.
But there was just a ton of other LA people that were like, oh, this is like a liberal city nearby.
Yeah.
So a lot of them went.
And then she's like the example of the LA girl that moves Austin then adopts the local culture.
And Mike White is so good at picking up on like subtle nuance that he's like, oh, this is the perfect thread.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's great.
Yeah.
Her like.
And then they asked her, did you vote for Trump?
And she went.
And she's like, are we really going to talk about politics?
But also, it taps into that like coastal elitism too.
Like, how could you be around them?
Yeah.
It's just so classic, like liberal woman, liberal rich woman from the coast.
How do you, what do you even talk to them about?
Like, just so removed from like reality.
Yeah.
The same thing you would talk to her about for the last two days.
You guys have been talking.
Yeah.
I'm excited to see what happens.
I'm gripped.
I'm fully in.
They got it.
All right.
What else we got, guys?
This UMG Drake thing.
Oh.
What's going on here?
I feel UMG listened to what everybody was saying online and just put it in legal terms.
They really just called out Drake for all the hypocrisy and just so the history of it, we all know.
Drake assumed UMG.
They came back and they're like, hey, you're just salty that you lost this rap battle.
And we and, oh, actually, Drake is saying that they're putting him in his safety.
But they basically said, like, you lost a battle.
You always pretend to be unbothered.
This clearly bothers you a lot.
It was a battle you provoked.
Yeah.
Also, you accused him, if you're worried about defamation of character, before he said anything about you with kids, not only did you talk about him being a child or abusing his girl, you also invited him to talk about this in the Taylor-Made Freestyle when he's like, talk about it with underage girls.
That's a gift from Joe Budden or whatever.
That's you talking, saying, hey, why don't you talk about this?
So you're inviting him to talk about it.
He talks about it.
And now he's putting your safety in damage.
Has Drake ever spoken about his justification for this lawsuit?
No.
Like, nobody's asked him about it.
I mean, I'm sure people have asked him.
He's not.
Drake's a guy that has platforms that if he wants to use, he can.
Yeah.
He's not talking about it publicly at all.
Yeah.
And it's funny that he's doing the thing that they accuse him of doing, the rapper who acts unbothered, but then behind the scenes, you're doing this shit.
Yeah.
And it's very, it's very petty.
They're quoting his lines and shit like that.
Like it's really funny the way they came back.
So if he drops this, I mean, it's just, is it a massive L?
Do we just move on?
Does anybody care?
They can never make me hate Drake.
Isn't that crazy?
They're trying to make me hate Drake, bro.
It's never going to work.
They said he signed a public petition that criticized prosecutors using lyrics against artists.
So like you signed a petition saying you shouldn't be able to use an artist's lyrics against them.
They're just lyrics.
And now you're suing us for this.
I mean, yeah, again, it's, it's.
Well, I think that the lawsuit says that they were specifically inflating and promoting the song, which had the inflammatory lyrics.
But I don't think the lawsuit is about the inflammatory lyrics.
I think it's about the inflation of the song.
Yeah, but I think he's saying the lyrics specifically is what is putting his health or his safety at risk.
Right.
He's not saying UMG promoting the stream.
You are promoting the song, which will bring violence toward me.
Look at the lyrics of the song.
Calls me a child molester.
Right.
But again, just so we understand what we're saying here, he's not saying you put out a song that has these lyrics.
It's you are inflating it over normal amounts.
So I think it's about the inflation, not the lyrics.
But the inflation.
The manufacturing of that inflation could add harm.
So if you up it 20%, now you've increased 20% of the harm.
So I'm suing you for that 20%, not what the lyrics are there for.
And I think this is why.
I do understand.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think this is why United has to find a different way.
I'm sorry, UMG has to find a different way to go at him because I think the only thing they could say is we do this for every artist.
We've done this for you.
But they can't say that because then that blows up their business.
It blows up the business model.
So they have to find, hey, just dismiss this case with prejudice.
That's a good point.
Yes.
So kind of Drake is Drake's calling out the business in a way where the business has to acknowledge that they do do this.
And now he was the beneficiary.
But I guess he's also saying, if all things are fair, I'll still beat all these motherfuckers.
I think that was his goal.
His goal is just to blow this whole shit up.
Like, let's take the curtain down and let's just.
Because if the curtain's down, he's still going to beat them.
Maybe they all get 30% less, but he still beats them.
But there are other people that might be the beneficiaries of that inflation more than him.
In other words, like again, we're talking about this on Brilliant Idiots, but like there are a lot of people that can get like a number one album for a week or a number one song for a week.
And then the next week, the streams die.
I think, was Russ saying that on the pod?
Yeah, I think he was.
He's like, so basically you can buy a number one and then the next week nobody really knows about it.
But you won number one.
That's all that matters.
100%.
And you go on number one, might make people listen to it.
Well, this song's number one.
Let's listen to it.
And then, exactly.
So you can manufacture it.
And then that manufactured number one can potentially turn into a legit number one or it cannot.
And yeah, but maybe he's like, I'd rather be on 11 level playing field with everybody because I'm still going to fuck these people up.
Yeah.
So he's just showing everyone's cards, pulling the curtain down from everything.
And it's being like, yo, this is how the business works.
But the business might be more helpful to these other artists than Drake.
For sure.
So he's like, all right, let's tear this whole shit down.
I'm going to be the one that wins in the end.
I'm assuming that's the case if he's willing to go at the label.
That's interesting.
So they haven't dropped the lawsuit.
This is just UMG continually trying to protect themselves.
Yeah, because they can't be honest.
They can't be honest and say this helps everybody that we've covered, including you.
Which would make Drake look a little bad, but it also like, this is our business model.
So we have to front take that.
Yeah, but they're basically admitting that they can inflate a song and make it bigger than it actually is.
So now, whoa, if he wins this, some people go, yeah, but it worked for you too.
He goes, yeah, okay, it worked for me.
But they admitted they made it bigger than it was supposed to be.
And my songs that I released weren't made bigger than they were supposed to be because I didn't release them through UMG or whatever the fuck it is.
So then this could work out for Drake still.
I don't know.
Because I think legally.
Yeah.
Yeah, legally.
I don't think the public opinion is going to really care.
I don't, if UMG has to come out and say, yeah, we inflated it by 50%.
I think that now this song is an absolute banger.
It's a huge asset.
100%.
But if you're a Drake fan, you go, oh, shit, the only reason it was like that is because they inflated by 50%.
I already believe that.
Drake fans have not been talked out of anything.
What's this billboard thing about Billboard is changing the way that they count sales?
Have you guys seen this?
Academics posted something.
I forget what it was.
I could try to find it.
What now they're like including streams in a different way, yeah, or they're counting them in a different way.
And if they've showed that you are using bots, then they will suspend your account for 12 months or whatever the it is.
Oh, wow!
But it's Billboard's acknowledgement that bots are being used.
Yeah, you don't put out a precautionary.
Digital albums sold via an artist label or other official website must now be redeemed in order to be chart eligible.
In addition, verification using H Captcha is now required to prevent bots.
Wow.
So H Captcha is that thing where you have to type in the code to prove you're a real person.
So how do you do that for every single stream?
Every time I play a song, I got to do an H Captcha.
Yeah, the minimum prices of albums increasing at all retail are $7.99 for CD, $799 for cassette, $15 for vinyl.
Is it for like buying albums?
Yeah, and I think they said if you drop it on like another site, like outside of the streamers or something like that, you know, how Kanye's dropping his music and stuff like that on his own website.
So those could be more easily manipulated.
Any D2C store with three submissions of illegitimate data within a 12-month period may receive a minimum 90-day reporting system.
So direct to consumer, is that when you're selling a merch with your album?
Like, is that the bundle still?
Maybe that, or if you're selling it on your own site.
Oh, that's interesting.
Wow.
So they're basically acknowledging that their formula or algorithm has been manipulated.
Yeah.
And whoa, which everyone kind of knew, but it was never really confirmed by any of the big leaderboards.
Yeah.
I mean, people said this a lot about, I mean, not to shit on Travis.
Obviously, he's a megastar, but they're like, if you're selling a bundle with the album, it's going to make the sales look this big when in reality there are people that are buying merch or buying these other little artifacts that have to do with the album, which I don't think should reflect poorly on Travis because it just means his fans really want to consume his stuff.
But those same people that are consuming on Spotify might also buy the album over here just to get access.
So now you have the same person that's buying twice.
You don't get a real idea of like how many people are consuming the music.
That's where I don't think this is going to be a win for Drake because exactly what you said about Travis.
I don't think that should affect the way we look at Travis.
I don't think it will affect the way we look at the artists.
It's what you always say.
It's how do we feel?
I think we generally feel not like us was an absolute fucking smash and hard part six was just like a big L, and that's just what it is.
Okay.
Numbers can be numbers.
I agree with you, but I do think that like I'll bring this back into the special that we just put out.
So we were in, we're like top two for the first week, and then we've been in top 10 for the second week.
Now, Netflix telling me all these people telling me, the agent telling me that like usually specials don't stay in the top 10 for that long.
They don't even stay for the week, let alone be in there for a second week.
It's like very rare.
So to me, what I see that as like, okay, we could do great promotion.
We did a sick video with Matt Damon.
Shout out.
We could get the first day tons of people to watch.
And usually there's just this fall off.
To have a second week, it means people are telling other people to watch it.
That's the only way it can go.
Obviously, I'm doing promo, I'm doing these press.
These interviews are coming out, more people hearing it.
Absolutely.
But at the end of the day, it's like, are people enjoying it?
And are other people consuming it?
Right?
So I think there is something to like that longevity with the consumption.
And I do compare that to what Russ was saying about music, where it's like day one, big hit, and then next week, not a single straight or very fast.
That was a podcast.
Someone will launch a new podcast.
He goes number one for a couple of days, then it drops off.
And then it's not, it's like they go, okay, I got the number one podcast.
Rogan, exactly.
Rogan will come back up a week later.
So it's not actually that.
So I think this is Billboard trying to adjust for like to have a more accurate understanding of how many people are really consuming because really intelligent record companies and artists have found a way to kind of like trick it to make it look like this big success when in reality it's not.
Travis is going to be a huge success no matter what.
We've seen him perform in fucking Rome for like all of Italy, it look like.
It's not going to be Travis, but there might be another artist like, I don't know, what's her, like Mega The Stallion or something.
Pop for like a day and then nobody listens to the album after that and then you go, wait, aren't people listening?
Like what?
What exactly is happening here?
And I think it is on billboard to tell us if people are listening or not.
Also, someone that's a huge megastar still would benefit from this because they're going against other megastars.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
So, like someone like Travis or Meg or some other type of massive celebrity is going against Taylor or going against some other type of ultimate megastar that they need to, you know they would benefit from like a little sweetener, absolutely.
It's also reigning in from what i've read what artists can do.
So like they can't.
They can't release more than four different types of the album, deluxe version, regular album blanky, blank.
They're potentially, before releasing 10 different albums, different songs, because your super fans are going to buy it 10 different times yeah, and you can only change the cover, it like a few times.
Like it's sort of consolidating what uh, artists are able to do.
It allows a artist that's not as famous or not as successful to have a fighting chance, and right now they don't like if you're a super big, if Taylor's dropping the same day as like, indie rock artists, indie rockers, has no fucking chance, because even if people don't like Taylor's album, her label can just buy the fucking streams and guarantee you're the number one.
So it to me it's cooler that like, an indie rock artist with an amazing album that people are like really fucking with, has a chance to knock out one of these big time acts like that's fire yeah, but is it doing anything to the streamers where it's like they can buy the bots on Spotify or Apple or any of those places like is it preventing that in any way?
I don't know, I don't know enough to tell you.
I, I assume, but maybe not.
Maybe it's just on these like was it third-party sites or whatever?
Yeah, because that would be worse for the indies.
Then that'd be completely screwed.
It is.
It is peculiar that they would do it.
I don't know if Billboard is owned by these big streamers, but it's in the best interest of the record labels who own a piece of the streamers to control that market as much as they possibly can.
They want to be able to turn it up on their artists and they want to be able to kind of ignore the ones that they're not signed to or they don't have signed to them.
So it does seem like it's kind of democratizing the way that we review how much music has been consumed which is not in the best interests of UMG.
And if UMG and these other big streamers own uh, big companies own parts of Spotify, that's not in their best interest either.
Like, you want to create the illusion if you need to hopefully you don't have to, but you want to if you need to because they've got so much money invested in them.
Spotify Payments and Bot Streams00:02:25
Can't they just ask Spotify, be like yo, are 50 of the streams coming from India?
You know what I mean.
Like, couldn't they just look in the back end, be like, yeah, you're getting all your streams from India.
It's probably bots.
Yeah, couldn't Spotify just cut that?
I think Spotify came out not too long ago.
Spotify's getting paid by the sorry to interrupt, but like, Spotify is getting paid per stream.
So, if the record label wants to spend money streaming them, Spotify is getting paid.
They're not going to be like, please don't give us your money.
They're in the business of people streaming the music.
So, whether it's a bot or not, they're getting their three cents or fraction of a penny or whatever it is per stream.
So, why would they say no to it as long as they're getting paid every single time?
But are they getting the same money if it's just a bot?
They have to be like, how does it work?
Like, subscription ads, stuff like that?
No, I think every time a song gets played, they have to pay a certain amount of money to Spotify.
Or no, they have to, they have to, Spotify has to pay a certain amount of money to the record label.
That's what I thought.
Yeah.
That Spotify's hosting is they're licensing it from the label, so they have to pay shit.
So, in my mind, Spotify would be like, yeah, we're not getting any money from these subscriptions from some random house.
So, they should, if anything, it's costing them more to have bots.
So, they should want to get rid of bots.
I think they are cracking down on bots.
Like, I'm pretty sure I saw this a couple months ago where Spotify is like, oh, if like 80% of your streams are coming in bots, we're going to start penalizing you.
Like, they know what's going on and they're like, now they're trying to cap it.
We'll still let you do it, but just not so aggressively as you've been doing it.
Could you look that up, Joey?
Because every single one of those bots doesn't have a Spotify account that they're spending money monthly on, right?
A lot of them are probably listening on like the free version where you got to have ads.
And if the advertisers find out that a large percentage of the people consuming music on Spotify aren't even real, they'll reduce their, what is it, per click spend.
Well, I think Indians are real people, but it does like it's just some Sri Lankan dude, like listening to the music all day, listening to ads and shit.
Well, is it even him or does he have like a farm?
Yeah, probably a farm where it's a thousand phones and they all you've seen those farms, right?
So just phones across the whole wall.
So if you're spending for a million streams or whatever, you're spending for a million people to watch your advertisement on Spotify, and then you find out 250,000 of those people are just one guy in Sri Lanka with a lot of phones or a handful of these people.
You're like, all right, well, I'm only going to spend 750,000 because 250 is now 25% of your revenue is out the door.
You got to clean that bot shit up.
Yeah.
Tesla Attacks and Terrorism00:14:10
Whoa.
Yeah, dude.
So this might work out.
Maybe it doesn't change the way that we see Drake.
It doesn't change what happened in the beef, but maybe it does transform the music industry a little bit.
And if Drake does a halftime show at the World Cup.
Oh, man.
Come on, dude.
See you later.
Out of here.
He's back.
Drake is back.
Half the people watching can't even understand what the fuck he's saying.
It doesn't matter, bro.
You get what he's saying.
You get the energy.
You get his sex appeal.
You know what I mean?
You see the bullet holes in his hoodie.
That's all that matters.
That's all that matters.
No, if he does the halftime show at the World Cup, it shuts it down.
Game over.
I'm Team Drake.
Before every show, I put on Drake's hardest hits.
It's a playlist on Spotify.
Drake's hardest song.
It just goes crazy.
And you just hear a bunch of singing.
Yeah.
It goes crazy, bro.
It's only the hardest tracks, bro.
It's God's plan.
That's how I get it.
It's God's plan, bro.
I believe dumb shit.
It's God's plan, bro.
Manifest Destiny.
Drake's last album had a few slappers on it.
It did.
They had a few slappers.
Give me a hug.
I like that.
That shit is crazy.
Give me a hug.
It's fire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe girl.
That shit goes crazy in the club.
All right.
Well, what do we got, guys?
Before we get out of here, let's do one more thing.
I mean, McGregie pulled up on Trump Beat, though.
We still don't have the JFK files.
Nobody read 80,000 pages this morning.
Can't you throw that shit in Chat GPT?
That's what I was thinking.
Chat GPT is going to be like, yeah, it's all redacted.
Yep.
Can we believe that?
I don't think they're going to put anything out.
They're not.
I don't think they ever will.
And if it does come out, I think it's going to be the political weapons.
Yeah, against it.
Dog shit.
This is going to be just as dumb.
They're going to be like, Iran killed JFK.
We got to go get oil.
Probably.
You know what I mean?
Probably.
I'm telling you, they're smart, man.
They're best at politics.
Make a claim that they're not going to do, half-ass it.
And they could be like, look, see, we did it.
But the public really didn't get it.
But I voted for the guy who said he was going to release that shit.
He released that.
Yeah, I think a lot of files are burned and shit.
Like, I think you learned from build the wall.
That was too much.
That was like, that's like a, I have to build the thing.
Yeah.
But this, I get to be like, I'm going to release the files.
Yeah.
I released them.
They're not.
You can't read them, but they're out there.
Yeah.
Like the Epstein one, the thing that I think Sagar even said it, like, they redacted stuff that were already out.
So there was more shit covered.
So it's like, I don't know.
I don't think, I don't think we're going to know anything that they don't want to know.
I'm going to hear how kind of like skeptical or like kind of down on this first part of Trump's term that Sager was.
Interesting.
You remember he was just like, I don't like what's happening.
I don't like the power Elon has.
I don't think this bodes well for Trump and his legacy.
Like it was interesting to hear that from a staunch conservative.
They're like, I'm not very happy with this administration right now.
Is that what you got from the comments?
That's what I got from the combo.
I should have been listening.
I didn't get that.
He was criticizing Elon.
He was criticizing.
Y'all didn't hear that?
Yeah.
He was criticizing Elon.
Yeah, but he was just like, the first hundred days defines the presidency.
Right now it's getting dominated by this.
This is the story.
And that is incredibly important for Trump's legacy.
And if he keeps letting Elon dominate the headlines instead of the other things he's doing, that's not going to be good.
Like, I'm not very bullish on how this is going to be viewed.
And I think he wasn't bullish on a lot of the Dodge stuff in general.
But it was interesting to hear that from a guy who I figured would love what was happening.
Yeah.
The sense that guy was just like hesitant and like he sees that it's a risky play that could pan out, but he does see the risk that's involved in the strategy.
I thought he was even more like not that into it than what you're saying.
No, to be fair, I think that we were kind of like forcing him to give a steel man.
And I think that's maybe what you're responding to.
Maybe.
You see all the Teslas exploding?
Yeah.
Set on fire, right?
Kyle's selling his Tesla.
I'm not going to sell it yet because the resale value is tanking right now.
Just rebrand it.
Have you seen how people rebrand the Tesla?
But this is terrorism.
This is domestic terrorism.
Tell them.
Tell them.
Not for real.
Like, you should lock these motherfuckers up.
This is, you can't do this, bro.
Freedom is.
What's interesting?
Vandalism and terrorism.
If you do it against the guy, like that's, I don't know, vandalism might be too mild of a word, but terrorism, I assume, people got to be in danger.
Yeah, I feel like it's somewhere in the tandalism.
Oh, wow.
I looked at terrorism as like violence with a political agenda.
I think that's the definition of terrorism.
But then it's property violence.
Like if no one dies.
Does it need to like this is property damage, Mark?
Mark's right.
Yeah, I guess the property damage can't count as terrorism because in Spain, there was a group that would blow up cars and they would make sure that nobody was there, but they would just blow up the cars or like there was a bomb in a building, but they would make sure nobody was there.
But the idea was to like stoke this fear and they had a political agenda.
So I don't know if anybody needs to get hurt for it to be defined as terrorism.
I just think we should look that up, Chuck.
I think, but I think it'sn't that when they were trying to fight Uber?
No, no, this is way back in the day.
This is when they were fighting Uber.
Yeah, this is this is like there was a separatist group, I think in like the Basque country or something like that.
Yeah.
And I wonder even if like the car bombs and shit like that in Ireland were like people in the cars.
I think they were targeting people, if I'm not mistaken.
I mean, yeah.
And at some point that a person will likely be in the car at a car dealership.
You know these cars are empty.
Sure, sure, sure.
But that has nothing to do with the political agenda part of it.
Oh, no, no.
There's a political agenda.
I just don't know if you would call this violence or like even a building where you know people are going to go into or whatever.
I just feel like a car that's unsold that doesn't belong to anyone except Tesla that's on a parking lot.
It just seems different.
Yeah, it seems like it's different.
I'm not saying it's legal.
I think we're like splitting hairs on a word, but I think the point that I'm trying to make here is that like this is an aggressive act of whatever you want to call it.
Is this violence?
What is this?
Terrorism probably defined as a calculated use of violence or the threat of violence to instill fear and achieve political or ideological goals, often targeting civilians or non-combatants.
It's definitely instilling fear.
It's absolutely instilling fear, right?
And for a political agenda, like they don't like his politics, so they're attacking one of his businesses.
This has nothing to do with the quality of the cars.
Like, this is an American car manufacturer.
The people that make Teslas are Americans.
100% of Teslas sold in America are made by Americans in America.
You can't say that for Ford.
You can't say that for GMC.
You can't say that for any other car producer in America, I'm pretty sure.
So, this is an act of aggression on American automakers that will lose their jobs if Tesla tanks and cannot sell cars anymore.
So, you are attacking Americans when you're doing this.
So, I'm a victim.
Terrorism.
You're a victim of terrorism.
Big penis they drew my car scared the shit out of you, bro.
No, but so, for real, like to me, I think this is disgusting and it's motivated by a political agenda.
It's just I don't agree with this guy's politics.
So, we're gonna attack his business, which ultimately will hurt Americans.
And yeah, I just think it's gross.
I think it's disgusting.
I think it's fucked up.
I don't like it.
Even though I don't like much of what Elon is doing right now, I don't like this.
I will also say, you're not the second you have Starlink on your Wi-Fi on your flight, you're gonna be like, you know what?
I'm never giving this up.
I'm never giving this up.
I'm streaming anything I fucking want on this plane.
I could do FaceTime call.
It's incredible.
You're gonna become, you're gonna use Elon's products whether you want to or not.
You're using them already.
You're using PayPal.
Like, you're using it.
You're using.
I mean, if you were pro-Ukraine in the war, what do you think the Ukraine government uses for internet access on the battlefield?
Starlink.
Right?
So it's just like this idea that you could take this one specific thing about Elon that you don't like and then use everything else that you really do like and enjoy and makes your life better, but not attribute any of that to Elon at all.
It's, yeah, it's microscopic thinking.
Yeah.
Very.
We are talking about people at the end of the day.
Yeah, you're right.
This is what we do.
No, no, you're right.
This is what we do.
And it's just, but I can still be bummed by it.
Oh, yeah.
I think it sucks.
I'm bummed by it.
Like, like, this shit sucks.
I really fucking like the cyber truck.
And this is destroying my whole like just expensive.
Enjoy what the car brings you.
Yeah.
Oh, think about this.
Which that is kind of funny.
I do find that a little bit.
Yeah, we like that it's happening to you.
When it's happening to you, it's sort of funny.
But here's the thing.
And we think of everybody now who has the cyber truck, and we're just going, oh, look at these like rich, successful people.
Like almost every Uber I get now is a Tesla, which is the worst.
It goes too fast.
When you order the black car and they give you a Tesla, it's a little bit more.
I think that's egregious.
I'll be honest.
It's egregious.
It's it starts too quick.
I'm not worried about that.
I ordered a black car.
Give me a fucking Cadillac.
I don't want to be sitting in this fucking shitty Toyota.
It's like 80,000.
Okay, whatever.
The point is, the point is, there's some guy who immigrated to the United States of America legally or illegally, and he's trying to make a living.
And now he's got a dick drawn on his car and he can't charge Uber black prices anymore because his shit has been terrorized because of some fucking white bitch from Maine with purple hair is upset at Elon.
Yeah.
Like the people who are actually going to suffer from this are probably, well, obviously Elon, but if you're talking about the actual destroying of the cars, I bet you it's more minorities than anything else.
I mean, we know one.
I'd yet to see a white person affected by it.
So these people in their effort to like push whatever, I don't even call it woke ideology, but like maybe push back against what he's doing, which you have every right to be suspicious of, right?
And it might work horribly.
Like it might people might be really impacted.
You don't even realize the people you're attacking to prove your point.
To protect those exact same people, you might also be hurting them.
Yeah.
It's like peak American human hypocrisy.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, there's like the animal protesters that like throw tomatoes on a painting.
Like, who's the help?
Yeah.
Have you seen how people are covering their cars now?
No, whatever.
Can you search like Tesla Mazda?
And so people are now taking their Tesla emblems off their Teslas and putting different car emblems.
But it's still a Tesla.
Exactly.
But they actually look really like believable.
That's all I got to do to switch up the cyber control.
Dude, people didn't have the Cybertruck.
I put Nisa.
People do that.
Like, so this is a Tesla, and they put the Mazda thing on it.
They're like, yeah, it's Mazda.
Oh, wow.
And someone did it with a Cybertruck.
They just put a Toyota decal on the back of it to signal to people, like, hey, I'm kind of distancing.
Like, obviously, it's a Cybertruck, but like, I'm trying to separate.
Low-key, it's corny, but I might do that shit.
Separate the art from the artist, bro.
I liked this shit before all this was going on.
It's not fit.
And there's a bumper sticker for that.
I bought this before Elon Went created.
Yeah.
Kind of funny.
That's just a wrap.
You just have to take off your wrap and put that one on.
Yeah.
I might actually do that.
But it's corny.
It's like, now I'm giving into terrorism.
Literally terrorists.
Negotiating with terrorism.
Yeah.
This fucking sucks.
We're taking our shoes off at the airport because of terrorists.
You got to put a fucking Audi decal on your car because of terrorism.
It's fucked up.
It does look sick, though.
Honestly, looking at that.
It looks kind of fire.
It looks good.
Yeah.
That Audi logo slaps, dude.
I don't know.
That shit is hard.
They make a great car.
Like, let's stop acting like it's not a great fucking car.
And making the car has nothing to do with what he's doing in government.
If you don't like Doge, go protest the Doge shit.
Yeah.
But that is ineffective.
So you have to hit him somewhere else.
Yeah.
Elon needs to shut up and invent.
And there's no.
Shut up and dribble, but do that for you being a billionaire genius.
And there's no Doge office where you can go to and complain to somebody.
So you have to go to Tesla dealership and you light it on fire.
That shit is so whack, bro.
That shit is so whack.
The only steel man argument I can find online, I've been using Chaff GPT and shit, trying to find one, is that they're saying it could be framed as the is the Boston Tea Party vandalism or was it terrorism or was it revolution?
Oh and I was like, no, I like this.
This is good.
Let's let's talk it out.
Oh, that's kind of nice.
Well, tea was, oh, yeah, I guess it was hurting the government specifically, not I guess, yeah, I guess it's hurting Elon's pockets and he's in the government.
Well, the T was there were private East India Trading Company.
Yeah, which is a private company.
Yeah.
Publicly traded.
But, no, so it was a publicly traded company.
They're attacked just like Tesla is.
So they're attacking that.
And then the idea was the East India Trading Company would hope that England would protect their business interests in America because England was the beneficiary with that tax revenue.
So yeah, this is exactly what they're doing.
So they better hope they're right.
What does that say?
Like the difference between like terrorism and revolutionary is the victor?
Yeah, that's true.
Or terrorist and freedom fighter.
Yeah.
So yeah, we'll see.
The only difference with this is burning a car could affect a lot of people.
You could catch a large fire.
There's like throwing tea overboard doesn't affect people, possibly.
Also, they're not just doing it to Tesla dealerships.
They're doing it to owners of Teslas as well.
Yeah, smacking someone's tea out of their hand.
Yeah, taking some of the tea from their house and then setting off.
But there were people working on that ship that had to move the tea, and that was their job.
And then if the East India Trading Company stops or Dutch East India Trading Company stops doing it, they're out of a job.
Those people suffer.
That's what I'm trying to say.
It's like, it's not like this is a foreign car manufacturer and we're protesting them because we're at war with them.
Let's say we're awarded Germany and we're like, yo, no more Porsches, no more Mercedes.
All right, bet.
Stop it.
Done.
All these cars are made in America.
Like 100% of the Teslas sold in America are made here fully.
Not the shit like with Ford where like 30% of it is made in some other country and then you kind of put it together here.
They're all made here.
So this is as American as it gets when it comes to the automotive industry.
I feel like it's something we should maybe protect.
Is there another business we could protest?
Protest SpaceX.
I don't give a fuck about that.
That's just fire.
It just got back to two that was stranded up there.
Yeah.
All right.
So then don't protest that.
Protest the tunnels.
Yeah, the Hyperloop.
Protest the tunnels.
Protest the Hyperloop.
Protest one of these other goofy shits.
Don't protest the one that we like.
And we all enjoy.
Flamethrowers.
We don't need the flamethrower.
We don't need flamethrowers.
Protest.
Protest how they lit on fire.
They got to fight back.
If you're going to light a Tesla on fire, there should be like a flamethrower that pops out of the turrets.