Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Metro Boomin's alleged grooming claims, the ethics of Vitaly Pedo's predator hunting, and Drake's authenticity amid $150,000 fake rumors about Kendrick Lamar. They analyze Shaq's viral diss at Shannon Sharpe, Seinfeld's controversial Duke commencement speech regarding Jewish privilege, and modern Blackface debates sparked by a 2017 mask incident and Kirstie Alley's tragic family story. The episode concludes with legal definitions of racketeering, Post Malone's reaction to a Michael Jackson impersonator, and a bizarre Mother's Day hospitalization involving MSG and high blood sugar. [Automatically generated summary]
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Drake vs Metro Producers00:14:44
The jumpest move that Drake did in this entire beef is going up against the greatest musical producer of our generation, which is Metro.
Excuse me, I was not familiar with your game.
Metro, I was not familiar with your game.
And then when someone put me on and tell me that he's basically Dr. Dre now, his solo album went number one.
Hitmaker.
You don't go up against the hit maker in a fucking music beef.
He put together BBL Joe.
I can't stop singing it.
I'm imagining Drake's ass.
Hey, yo!
BBL Drizzy.
It's unreal.
Oh my God.
Metro has completely transformed this beat for me.
The best bar before Kendrick dropped was Metro shut your whole ass up and make some drums.
What a fucking idiot.
Shut the fuck up and make some drums.
The greatest musician in history.
You literally are beefing with Beethoven.
You're done.
There's no reason to beef against Metro Booven and Beethoven.
We're calling Metro Beethoven.
Wait, isn't there a, isn't there?
Oh, no, it's Beethoven.
Fuck him.
Metro.
Yo, we thought I'd respect that.
I thought I knew it.
You're great.
But I needed to say that in that moment.
You understand the flow.
You understand?
That was music right there, okay?
I'm telling you, this Metro guy, I'm more terrified of that guy than anybody.
Dude, because when he's getting made fun of, you are like, yeah, how does a producer, how do you win as a producer?
Here's a fantastic.
He won me over.
Free beat.
So then there's an Indian girl doing buttonadium dance over it.
He's fucking insane.
He's insane.
That's fire.
I didn't need a BBL most likely.
I saw Brazilians with BBLs doing Marenga.
Damn, somebody gotta say that.
You set him up.
Fucking Vitali who's on here and starts catching pedophiles.
Speaking of, you know, I mean, that would be the greatest prank of all time.
Have you seen these guys like live streaming the pedophile caption?
I want to have a whole other discussion about this on the pod because Mark and I have been going, how easy is it to just find the pedophiles?
It's scary.
Yeah.
Okay, but they probably banked a few.
They probably cracked them.
But the ultimate troll would be showing up to the embassy and talking about it.
Oh, my God.
That would be the ultimate troll.
There's been like four people arrested so far.
Have you seen this?
No.
If they want to get shot, they can show up to the email.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, hold on.
So let's just go back to this.
Okay, Metro Boomin, now that we know who's the greatest musician alive right now.
Now that we know that.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Listen, why didn't y'all tell me?
It's crazy that y'all didn't tell me.
I mean, he didn't really make the song.
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait a minute.
What?
It was somebody with AI made it.
He just added drums on top of it.
No, he pulled the sample.
He pulled the sample.
No, no, no, no.
That was like somebody, you remember who made a movie?
I hate you.
I know I'm just saying.
I was like, Jesus, I really want to just pop this balloon in the middle.
Show me that.
Metro.
that.
Hey, Metro.
I don't believe that, Metro.
At Metro, I don't believe that.
I'm 4chan.
Whatever 4chan is for Metro, I'm that.
QANON.
QA-NON.
Yeah, I'm QA-NOM for Metro.
I believe that you can't make the good song without him.
I think Metro is mustard.
I think he's also DJ Metro.
Mustard on the beat.
Oh, if you put that reverse.
Metro, that's what it says.
Metro movement.
Metro.
Is that true?
Yeah, yeah.
Is y'all flipping nip is Metro?
I'm telling you, everything comes back to Metro if you really just reverse it.
Throw some AC on in here, Metro Please.
Metro controls all things.
I'm telling you.
Wait, what is the original BBL Drizzy?
Stop hating.
It just came out online.
There was a bunch of people making a bunch of ACs.
He leaked it.
He leaked it.
And that was a really funny one.
Oh, my God.
I heard the guy, like the comedian that did the BBL Drizzy song.
Yeah.
And then he just added some drums to it.
So it's like, he plays the original.
And then there's a flip, and then the beat comes in.
But was the instrumental sample already on the original?
Talk that shit out.
Yeah, that was.
No, no, no, but the track behind it.
Exactly.
Now, now.
I know he added beats.
The song, it sounded exactly the same.
Yo, yo, yo.
Now you're feeling the fire.
Now you're feeling fire.
Mark got you in the corner right now.
Put the baby reindeer on the table.
You're in the scope right here.
Put the baby reindeer.
Trisha, I'm a shooter.
I'm mine.
All right.
All right.
That's it.
I understand now why they say that.
So why do people call him Metro grooming?
Have you heard about this?
Yeah, there's a lot of titles.
Don't break my fucking white.
You got to defend him, bro.
Don't break my heart.
Somebody brought this up.
Yeah, you want to talk about things you should have been told about.
This should have been sick at the top of the podcast.
God damn.
This guy don't trust you.
Hey, hey, hey, son, this is my show.
Yo, Michael Jackson is the greatest educator of all time.
He could do no wrong.
When Metro says, give me a hot 16, he didn't mean me a hot 16.
There's some wild tweets out there.
We forgot about.
You're with the laptop right now.
Why are you bringing this up now?
I still don't trust you.
Because the song's good.
The songs are good.
Wait a minute, hold on.
Are you telling me Metro got grooming allegations?
Nah, he just got some tweets that are wild.
I think he's trying to be funny.
Oh, if he's trying to be funny, let it rip.
But it's some wild tweets.
Can I see it first before I say things?
Why do I keep saying that?
Can you stop me from saying things that are being criminal?
Vitali's going to walk in the fucking door at any moment right now, okay?
All right, so I don't know if these are true.
This has just been circulated online.
People are pointing these out.
So let's just read a couple, shall we?
All right.
She might be young, but she's ready.
I mean, hold on.
It gets more damning.
This is not good.
This is not good.
When you collect all the things that people have ever said on one topic, this is what happened to the white guy, James Gunn.
Yes.
Yeah.
The things I would do to Sierra are probably illegal.
That's fine.
She's of age.
I didn't even realize that's what it did.
I got never been more Indian in my life.
Never been more Indian.
That shit just jumped out of him.
Just started real quick.
I had my pedophilia radars up.
I was thinking about other things.
You can only defend one thing at a time.
The post to the three.
All right, come on.
Walking through the grocery store with both hands in my khaki is like a true pedophile, though.
Hashtag no pedo.
Hashtag no pedo.
Nah, hashtag the no pedo on it.
Not pedo on that.
What?
Apparently he was like 15 or 14 or 15 when he tweeted these.
Oh, why are we?
Why don't you say that first when you put an allegation?
It's called a story, though.
I'm building an artist.
This is the greatest musician in the history of the world.
He says, I can't be a pedophile.
Hold on, hold on.
This is the one I think.
There's another one that's...
Oh, no, no.
Yeah.
Which one?
How do young hit this one?
Who's feeding you this information?
Y'all part of Drake's camp, aren't you?
So find more black people on Twitter.
Let me tell you something.
It's very fun to just flip sides every week.
Okay?
Okay.
And y'all even know that there was another side, and it's called Metro.
Yes.
You thought it was about gaming.
Greatest hip-hop commentator in all of entertainment, dude.
I mean, this is the reality of the matter.
You're talking about right now the Elon Musk.
Oh, yeah, read that one.
If I get a chick that wants me to get her some mollies, is that guaranteed pussy lol?
Then what's Metro's response?
Yes, maybe even for the crew too.
LOL retweet.
We got to look into it.
Is it?
Got your little sister on the Molly's.
She done ran through the whole squad.
So.
Metro.
That's your kid, bro.
Metro.
Metro.
But if he put that on a beat, how fire, bro.
Think about that.
Got your girl on some mollies.
I'm like, I'm just ready.
No.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Now it's fired.
Now it's fire.
How old is Metro?
Because we got to see the dates on some of these films.
I'm just not going to be able to do it.
All these tweets are 10 years ago.
Is to this is 12 years ago.
So, how old is he?
Oh, so he aged out of rate.
Can I tell y'all something?
Hey, hey, he's 30.
He was only a 20-year-old.
Can I tell y'all something?
Can I just say, he was 18?
No, here's what I was going to say.
I was going to say, if you're saying, 16 and you're trying to be funny, you don't know the consequences of trying to be sure.
That's a kid tweeting.
Let me tell you, he's 18 at that point, so that's a little worse.
19, maybe, to be honest with you.
Now you mad.
Not with them kids.
Okay.
Doing this podcast is like skydiving.
And you just hope that you have a parachute.
I'm trying to help you out, bro.
I'm talking about me.
Oh, do you also feel like you're skydiving without a parachute?
Because that's what I do.
I started with the podcast with Metro is the greatest guy in history.
Yeah.
He didn't say guy.
He said producer, to be fair.
Music musician.
Yeah.
Producer of tweets.
The greatest producer of tweets.
Son Dre was comparing himself to Michael Jackson post allegations.
You know what I mean?
I'm Mike, you were saying.
That's facts.
That being said, oh my goodness, guys.
We have a whole kerfuffle we have to assess.
What a day for you, dude.
This has been a fucking.
I mean, so many things are going on.
A lot of people getting exposed the first hour of this podcast.
What the fuck is happening in this world?
We need to tell you, dude.
Should we talk about Vitaly and how he knows where every pedophile is on the planet?
Yeah, we could.
I think we need to have that discussion.
Have you seen what's happening?
I seen a couple of it.
Okay, so there's all these guys that are streaming.
It's not just one channel.
There are all these guys streaming.
And they all catch pedophiles.
And then they all humiliate them.
And I think they just let them go back out there.
It's like a catch and release.
Yeah.
So what I'm curious about is why, one, are they not getting arrested?
And then, two, how do they find them?
Are they baiting them online?
Like, I think they're baiting them online.
So the way they catch predator technology.
He's kind of cryptic with it.
It seems.
I've watched a couple of the streams and he doesn't exactly say, I'm assuming because he doesn't want to tip off how he's getting them.
Because then if people know, then there'll be less people to get, I guess.
I don't know.
But it seems like what he's doing is he's going on dating apps as a girl and using like girls' photos on dating apps.
And then they go on texting and then they disclose that they're underage and then they text with the people and if they're still down to meet up, that's when they meet up.
Hold on.
So they start out as above age.
No, I think they'd start out and say, hey, I'm 18 on the dating because you have to be above age.
You start out legit on the dating app.
And then you later say that you're hey, I'm actually 15, but I want to be 18 on the dating app, but I still want to like meet people.
Do you want to meet up?
And then that's when he gets them.
Is what I think.
This is just based off what I'm putting together through one.
Very interesting.
Now, if you're a normal, sane human being, the second a girl says, hey, I lied about my age on the dating app, I'm underage, you immediately cut off what the fuck.
You should even light up the account.
You should even call the dating app and be like, yo, there's this girl.
She's masquerading as like an 18-year-old.
What the fuck is going on here?
But these guys are pedophiles.
So that's how you find the pedos.
Oh, my God.
So the person who has to have those combos, though, that's a sicko mode.
Like, oh, you got to pretend to be a young girl.
I mean, this is the whole Chris Hanson.
That's the whole Chris Hanson.
He's a little.
Well, he's not actually doing it.
But it's like his long background.
Maybe you can't arrest them because you were never underage.
There wasn't an underage person.
They thought they were going to meet up with an underage person.
It depends.
I looked into it.
So, like, basically, years ago.
2020.
Mark God looking into it.
You know what's crazy?
I was like, I was like, Mark is going to have to describe this.
It is impossible for him to not look like one.
So, yeah, all right, go.
I mean y'all can describe it.
No pedo.
There's no pedo.
No pedo.
No pedo and then explain all this.
How does this go?
Sitting on that.
No, because I asked him, I was like, son, in order for us to talk about this, we need to know what's going on.
So now Mark is forced to figure out the whole fucking scam.
I don't want to be this.
Yeah, okay.
But you forced me back.
I did.
I mean, y'all can explain it if someone else wants to take it.
You got it, my friend.
You got it.
You got it.
You got this.
So to get them arrested, they have to express sexual intent.
Okay.
So if they just say, hey, you're 15, let's go get pizza.
Not illegal.
You have to get them to say, you have to get them to like send nudes or have sexual intent.
You can go through their bag and see if they have like sexual items on them.
But then even that might not be enough to actually prove it in court.
So you need them to do some sexual shit on the chat.
So none of them.
So some of them do.
But then they have to prove it to the cops and then go through the court of law.
Yeah, this is why in To Catch Predator, they make them bring certain items.
Oh, bring alcohol.
They're not going to cover them, bring alcohol.
Oh.
And they also do it with the police a lot more to catch predator back in the day.
And a lot of these YouTubers don't.
So there's also the problem where they run into it, where they'll be like, arrest this guy.
And the cops are like, we don't know what the fuck.
Which maybe it should be illegal, though, if you're just trying to meet up with a kid.
Always.
Like, it's not illegal, and it probably should be.
It should be illegal.
Like these guys, like, if you're 40 trying to meet with a 15-year-old for whatever reason.
Doesn't matter.
Probably go to jail.
Go to jail immediately.
I was about to say, unless you're like a religious figure.
And then it's like, actually.
Straight to heaven.
Yeah.
Okay.
But it is.
I think that is their heaven.
It is crazy, though, that they're people are going on these streams.
So like celebrities that have like an album coming out or something they're promoting are going on the live stream to catch the pedophile.
Ryan Garcia was on.
A little pump did one.
Yeah, I think Bobby Schmurda went on.
Bradley Martin did one.
Like what is happening in content?
I can't decide if this is great or bad.
Yeah, I know.
So here's the thing.
It is tricky, right?
Because you're like, okay, they are exposing these people that are pedophiles.
Yeah.
Which we want as many of those castrated, done.
Yeah.
But if they're not getting arrested, then is it something that's just being done so that you can make money?
So now you're using the worst possible thing in the world, which is the molestation of children as content and views for your own monetization strategy.
And not necessarily even getting these guys thrown to prison.
Exactly.
If they all went to prison or even like a good amount of them, I'd be like, hey, this is fucking awesome.
But if none of them go to prison, I don't know, you just make money.
Because all of them got arrested.
So they still get arrested.
Yeah.
But some are getting away with it.
This is actually, there's a guy, I looked into this last night.
There's a guy named Kyle Swanson who's being, he did this.
He used to catch these.
Exposing Online Predators00:03:21
There's a bunch of them.
A bunch of them.
He loves them.
Yeah, he knows.
He could have bailed you out.
He just left you.
He was last night on.
Very important.
Mark told me.
There's this guy that he would catch these people.
And then what was happening is they weren't getting arrested.
They go home and delete all of their backlogs and everything, which makes it harder for the police.
So the police actually told him to stop doing it.
He didn't stop doing it.
And the police had to get him for obstruction to justice because they were on a case of a guy that he also was on the case of.
That guy deleted everything he had.
And now there's less evidence.
So the argument that I would make if I'm defending the streamers is even if they don't get arrested, we're putting them out here.
Their pictures are out there.
Everybody knows who they are now.
You can put them on like chat rooms and Facebook groups, et cetera.
So everybody in these cities can be like, oh my God, that was my neighbor.
This motherfucker likes kids.
I got to keep them away from my children.
They'll get fired from their jobs.
So that's me if I'm defending the streamers.
So even though they don't get arrested, they get humiliated.
And some do get arrested.
I watched some of the streams where some of them got arrested.
Whether or not they get charged, I don't know.
But some of them do.
They're at least arrested, but they might not even end up going to jail.
Life tour announcements.
Next week, we're back in Abu Dhabi, okay?
The Etihad Arena.
Once again, we're rocking it.
I will see you all there.
Not only am I looking forward to Etihad, the Etihad Arena show being back in Abu Dhabi, I'm looking forward to that flight.
That A380, the Airbus, they got like a little bar area in the back.
It is kind of wild.
It is kind of wild.
I think I'm going to need a Force Dove to get an upgrade that he pays for himself.
So I have someone to hang out in the back in the bar.
I had nobody to talk to back there.
So I went back quickly.
But it is a sick, yeah, it is a sick, it is a sick plane.
So shout out to Etihad Airlines.
We need a jacuzzi next, Etihad.
What else can we put in there?
Can we have the hookah lounge?
What else?
I don't know if we want smoking on a plane.
That might be terrifying.
But I think we need to figure out what else we could put in the Etsy Hod.
How do you take it to the next level?
What else do you have in the plane?
F1 simulator.
Now we're talking.
Massage area.
Bring the masuses on the plane.
Just little things we can think about.
But anyway, shout out to Etihad.
Y'all, y'all got a great product.
That's crazy.
Also, the life tour.
Atlantic City, man.
Thank y'all so much for selling out the show.
At the end of the summer, we are adding another one.
So we're adding a second date.
Very excited about that.
We have more dates that are up right now.
I will see you guys at Rancho Mirage, the Agua Caliente Casino.
That's going to be crazy.
A bunch more dates that are available for you guys to go get tickets for those that are not sold out yet, man.
Thank you guys so much for buying all these.
And theandrelshalls.com.
Go grab them.
We'll see you soon.
Peace.
Also, guys, dates real quick.
First of all, big announcement.
I'm going to be in Abu Dhabi during Abu Dhabi Comedy Week, May 26th at the Sadiat Rotana Resort and Vias in Abu Dhabi.
I don't know if I said that correctly, but I will be there also May 31st and June 1st, St. Louis, June 7th and 8th, Indianapolis, June 21st and 22nd, Raleigh, North Carolina, June 28th and 29th, Buffalo, July 26th and 27th, Jacksonville, September 6th and 7th, Vegas, September 12th and 13th and 14th, Miami, Florida.
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Hip Hop Community Backlash00:14:36
We're going to keep adding.
We are not fucking stopping, guys.
We're going to keep going.
I'll see y'all there.
Akashang.com.
I saw a clip from one where they caught the same guy.
Like multiple times.
One streamer was like, oh, yeah, I caught that guy last week.
And then Vitaly was on a stream and got the same guy.
So they're not doing that good of a job keeping him off the streets.
So then, and then we have to have that conversation, which where it's like, you're not keeping him off the streets and you're just making money off it.
Are you making money off of child porn?
Like, it's kind of what it is, right?
I mean, it's not actually the sex of children, but it is the idea of it.
It's a little licky.
It's a little bit.
Yeah.
If the guys get arrested, are they donating the proceeds in any way to like stop this?
Like, is there some sort of contribution to fight the child's sex trafficking?
Human trafficking, yeah.
And then some of them even have a case against them.
So like if they're like, they're like shaving their eyebrows and like shaving their heads and punching them in the business.
That's fine.
And then that's battery.
Yeah.
So now false in prison getting in trouble.
Or like they're keeping them in a place and they're not letting them leave.
False false in prison.
Oh, wow.
So it's like, that's why Chris Hans's whole thing was like, you're allowed to go anytime you want.
Right.
Because he can't be liable.
You know why he got off the air, Chris Hansen?
Wow.
This guy killed himself in 2007 after being on the show.
And it went back that it was the show set him up to kill himself.
Well, 100 million.
He wasn't actually a pedophile.
He possibly was.
I don't.
It never went to court.
I'm fine with that, bro.
I ain't feeling bad about something.
But it's $100 million suit.
And that's what some people are saying.
Like, judges and cops are saying who sued the estate.
I imagine.
His family?
That's crazy.
His pedophile protecting family?
Yeah.
I don't know.
But they're saying these YouTubers could be held liable.
They just wanted by that.
Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
These YouTubers could be held liable if something were bad to happen to them after.
Yo, this go, go, go.
This one is crazy.
This is one of the things that happened.
So they catch this guy.
I don't exactly remember what they wanted him to do or like what exactly his charge was necessarily.
But this guy was supposed to meet up with a kid.
And this is a random passerby that pulls up and he's like, yo, there's a pedophile.
Vitali's like, yeah, there's a pedophile.
And then the dude just does this.
Oh, he's dead.
No fucking way you guys just fucking did that.
Why is it no fucking way?
Do y'all not want to do that?
You see someone trying to meet up with a child and you don't feel inclined to punch them?
Yeah.
Why is that guy surprised?
Yeah, I don't know.
So isn't that the right reaction?
Like, what world are we living in right now?
They're all like, hey, we got to keep running the numbers up.
So they don't touch the guys at all.
Like, what I see, a lot of them do, they'll like spray confetti on them.
I'm like, bro, this is just silly.
Like, it is, you know, apparently that guy, there were claims that he died on the way to the hospital.
Oh.
And then Vitaly went on Twitter and was like, no, he didn't die.
But I haven't been able to find legit confirmation either way.
So Vitaly's claiming that he didn't die, but he did get arrested.
Yo, if I'm, if I'm the streaming company, whatever they are, a kick, I'm like, yo, we got to make if we got to make a real contribution to stop sex trafficking, like on behalf of the streamer.
If a lot of our streamers are going to do this type of contents, they need to make sure that they're being 60% at least got to go to something benevolent.
There has to be benevolence in care.
Just do it legit.
Just link up with the police.
So apparently police departments in specific cities are asking them not to do this because a lot of these people will get caught and then they just get released.
Yeah.
And then like Miles was saying, they go home and delete all their stuff.
And then they're more slick with it and they're able to abuse more people.
So I just work with the actual police.
But low-key makes me think like the fuck the police doing.
If it's that easy.
If it's that easy and you can't get these guys, they're not doing shit.
But they also can't build cases.
The police basically are like, yeah, these people can catch them, but they're not building like actual evidence and cases against them.
They can't like they have to go subpoena all their innocence proven guilty.
So you got to have enough to prove, but you then have to go into the courtroom, say, look, he did this.
We have X amount of terabytes of X and whatever it might be.
Nobody tried putting it over a mustard beat because that shit works.
That shit can convince me of anything.
Damn near.
Metro.
No, mustard.
What?
You're giving credit.
Wait, what do you mean?
Mustard is the.
I know, but he was saying you were giving Metro all the credit.
No, but I've switched already on this.
There you go.
I'm talking about not like us.
Metro's on a Vitali video.
Not like us.
Not like us is the pedophile song, right?
Yeah, yeah.
They're not like us.
They're not like us.
No, LA is fire, dog.
I was, Kendrick changed my whole perception of LA.
I was on this weekend.
I was like, yeah, this place is great.
I never thought that the whole time.
I lived there for two years.
This time I went, I was like, man, this is a great city, dude.
The pedophiles are in Toronto now.
We're good here.
You know what I mean?
I mean, God damn, bro.
Who's a pedophile?
Allegedly, people in Toronto.
People?
People.
There's a whole embassy.
Okay, so what does Drake do right now?
One idea was Drake should drop a song on BBL Drizzy.
Yeah, he just needs a hit.
And BBL Drizzy is a hit.
And then I saw FA post this, and F.A. was like, he should just flip BBL to Bad Bitches Love Drake.
Yeah.
BBL, Bad Bitches Love Drizzy.
And use the beat.
So you're leaning into the jokes that people are making.
And then unfortunately, he might just have to say, I fucked all these guys, girls, and that's why they upset.
Because I think at this point, it seems to me at this point, maybe like it seems like he's just, he's just trying to fuck everybody's girl.
Put it that way.
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
And if you are that type of dude, like, and you're doing it specifically because it's a domination thing over the man.
Yeah.
You're not going to curry favor amongst the community.
I've heard it's not even just rappers.
It's anybody he meets.
It could be a fucking executive at a bank that he's working with.
If he got a wife, I'm going to try to fuck this guy's wife or girl, whatever.
This is allegedly the Bobby Alton.
Sick, bro.
Oh, wait a minute.
Tell me.
This is like the rumor with this.
Again, no one knows.
But like, she does a pod with him.
They're in the bed together doing the pod, right?
Goes crazy viral.
And then she breaks up with her husband shortly thereafter.
And then there's all this speculation that he like smashed and it caused a issue of the relationship.
Again, no one knows of this trip, but this is like the rumor on there.
Oh, wow.
Also, the gun filed for divorce.
What?
The husband filed for divorce.
Yeah.
I mean, so, yeah, listen, it just seems to me like when everybody in the industry, when not a single person will stand up for you.
So not one person has like spoken out.
To me, that means you don't have a lot of people in the industry that care about you winning.
Yeah.
Everybody seems to want a feature from Drake.
Yeah.
So I'm like, how has he not built up this like great rapport with everybody?
He's handing out features to everybody that get these number one singles.
Like I'm looking at this from the outside.
You know, I'm a solo casual.
But I'm like, I'm like, wow, this is fucked up.
This guy puts so many people on and nobody's standing up for him.
Like, this is crazy.
Yeah.
And then I started to hear little rumblings and I'll protect some sources of like this type of behavior, which is like, how do I, how do I?
And apparently he'll kind of do you dirty on a deal sometimes, but also that's fair to me to a degree.
To a degree, if you're that big and you're helping out this guy, you can at least expect some level of, all right, he's going to be a little whatever.
To get to the top, a lot of times people have to have a singular focus of self and that is beneficial in their in their efforts to reach the peak, the zenith, if you will.
But that does come at a cost.
It comes at a cost is when you're being attacked, people remember those times where you only thought about yourself.
Well, again, the deal thing, I think, I think most of us would be like, it's whatever, dude.
He's the fucking, he's a billionaire.
He's the biggest artist in the world, whatever.
I think where people start jumping offboard is, okay, you're going to do them grimy in a deal, fine.
But if you're trying to holler at a dude's wives, if you're ruining marriages, just like you're Drake, you could fuck a lot of unmarried girls.
I also think the community finally, well, hip-hop finally like looked at all Drake's actions, all the things you guys said, but plus him like jumping out of different genres and roles and like accents and Atlanta, but dude, they're not like us.
The most damning thing that's like, oh, this is just, I don't need evidence for this is the Atlanta thing.
Yeah.
When he's just like, you just use these Atlanta rappers to get your currency up.
You're a colonizer.
That was the one where you were like, oh, fuck.
He's providing evidence on all of this.
And it's like, we've seen it.
We've seen his accent change, but it's like, we just like excuse it because the song's hot.
So just like, eh, whatever.
But like, if you really just start to see how often he switches from this role to that role to this accent to that accent.
But he's the accents and changing is one thing for sure, but he's not the first artist to like pocket people who are popping and elevate themselves in that way.
That is a common trend just with artists.
Jay-Z did this better than anybody in history.
But he's like.
He's remained Jay-Z while doing it.
But think about it.
Jay-Z by himself, with all due respect, the greatest at the craft, has never been like.
It's never been an arena act.
Like, he could do the arenas in New York.
He could do it.
But whenever he did the big tour, it's all right.
I'm going to bring Justin with me or I'm going to bring Ye with me.
I'm going to bring whatever.
He is the master at like finding heat and then bring himself alongside.
And what he provides is the stamp of cool.
Yeah.
Jay-Z is cool.
Like that is what the world sees him at.
He is the best at the craft, and everybody wants to be associated with that.
But if he sees Justin rumbling, he's like, all right, let me get this motherfucker right here.
So I think Drake has also done a brilliant job of building people up in that way.
Yeah.
But there's another.
It's the reverse in that Jay is kind of using, he's trying to get white fans and making himself more remarkable, and white people don't care about that.
I've done it with black people too.
But Jay did it.
He did it with Kelly.
Jay is a drug dealer from Bedstai.
You're not going to tell Jay he didn't grow up in the culture.
Whatever 90s hip-hop culture was, that motherfucker lived it.
My initial feeling on Drake was, oh, this seems like a, I'm a kid who grew up in white suburbs.
And I said this to y'all, you were gone.
I saw him as a black kid who grew up in white suburbs and I saw the way white people treated those black guys often.
And you could tell the ones that were like really enjoying it and soaking it up.
And then I would see those same guys with my black friends who grew up with black people and they would be like, no, I don't care about this guy.
Drake seemed to do that, but then kind of like help these guys out so that enough black people, he got enough cosines that black people were like, oh, yeah, it's fine.
I think a little part of that also is that there are three cultural hubs for hip-hop music.
And they are New York, California, and Atlanta.
Now, that's not to say that Houston, that's not to say that New Orleans haven't had moments, but we're talking about the cultural hubs that define the genre of rap.
It's LA, New York, Atlanta.
Toronto, because Drake is the biggest artist in the world, especially in the genre, has built up so much cache, but it was never a director of cultural within rap.
So Drake very intelligently has built those ties to Atlanta.
He obviously built with Houston and even built, I think, in LA, right?
I mean, like, there's guys that he connected with, you definitely even connected in Chicago and Chicago is having that moment, right?
So he's very intelligent.
He was like, I need the stamp of approval from the cultural movers, the real people who are shaking the world of hip-hop.
Drake defines hip-hop in a lot of ways.
And there's so many people trying to beat Drake, but I wouldn't say the city of Toronto defines hip-hop.
Does that make sense?
Whereas like Future, like I imagine Future is bigger in Atlanta than any artist.
You know what I mean?
Like he has the influence.
He's bigger than Drake in Atlanta.
Future is God in Atlanta.
Yeah.
And like same with Kendrick.
Kendrick in LA.
And LA.
So I think it was a smart move, but also a necessary move.
Like imagine you're this person who's a complete outsider.
And like what he's done in terms of building up Toronto and the scene and thinking of it as a place for music is amazing.
And it doesn't hurt the fact that the biggest pop artist in the world, The Weekend, is also from Toronto at the same fucking time.
So Toronto is definitely having a moment.
But I think in terms of the way the culture moves, he was very smart to partner with these people.
Yeah.
He needed that.
No, nobody said it was dumb.
Yeah, I just wish he stayed himself.
Like when he first came out, he was like vulnerable, kind of nerdy dude that sang.
And then all of a sudden, around like, if you're reading this too late, all of a sudden he's a gangster.
And like, hey, I think that's where people were like, you're not this guy.
What is, that's where they feel like it's vulture.
I guess I'm such a casual.
I didn't know that he tried to present himself as like a tough guy.
Oh, he's always singing and shit.
Like, I didn't know that.
He's like talking about getting people touch.
Like, he became a gangster.
And I'm not even going to say that he's not because I hear stories in Toronto where it's like him and his crew, if they want to do something, they'll do something.
But people just look at it.
It's like, who are you?
You're not that guy.
You just were upset at people making fun of you for so long that it's like, now you became the villain.
Interesting.
And it's like, and I think he'll do that with everything.
Like even when he was doing like Afro beats and all that.
And now, like, why are you talking Jamaican?
But then, or like, even Jamaican accent.
But then people were like, no, that's really how he talks.
He was just hiding it for so long in the beginning so he can break through into the American market.
So we get introduced to him with a fake voice.
And now when he starts talking regular, we're like, yo, what is this?
And then, well, there's also the, I don't know, this is the video.
This is what people are, another thing people are hating on.
It's a video of him on like some reality show with white people talking about how ignorant the Toronto slang is.
He's like, that's ignorant to me.
Hiding Jamaican Accents00:07:27
So like, we don't know the real you.
That's what I'm saying.
Nobody knows real.
Even the thug shit I've heard, Drake will have his people get at you.
You go to LA, they're like, Kendrick is a guy by himself.
He don't, I mean, like, nah, if you're a boss, like, you're not getting your hands dirty.
I guess I just, I guess, to, again, a suburb kid who reads him as a suburb guy, we can hire people to do things for us.
That doesn't mean we're doing things.
You know what I mean?
Like, you got money.
You can get, I could be a boss if I got money.
That's just hiring goons.
It's not like you grew up in it.
You represent a thing.
Yeah, he didn't put work in, but that's what black people say.
I knew there was a black people thing there.
He is just way more gangster than he used to be.
And so we just seen, I guess, finally holding the mirror up to who Drake actually is.
And now we don't know.
And now I think that's why people are just like, ah, I maybe, I don't think we like this guy.
I wonder if there's a little bit of it like he's someone who is an outsider to hip-hop just by nature of like how he grew up and where he's from.
Just by being from Canada.
That's it.
And he just put out such fucking incredible music over and over and over again that the people are just like, hey, we got to give it up.
This guy's fucking nice at wrapping, amazing shows.
Like he's just the best.
But there's that little piece of the American fan base, the American hip-hop fan, that's like, he's not, he's not really us, but he's so nice, we got to give it up.
But the second he gets knocked off the pedestal, all those people are like, see, I knew it.
You know what I mean?
A little bit of that.
But then also when he does the things like sleeping with somebody's girl.
Exactly.
You're not building up any protection.
He's beefing with Meg or whatever stuff.
It's like, yo, wait, don't beef with somebody from our culture.
Like, remember who you are.
You're an outsider.
He's a beloved outsider.
According to Kendra, he's a fan.
So if you're a beloved outsider and you're on top and people are like, tolerate it because they can't deny it.
The music is so fucking good.
But every misstep, they are there to remind you that you're a fucking outsider.
Taking shots at Meg was wild.
Also, he has lied about, dude, everybody in Kendrick's camp.
And then you talk to some people out in LA.
Anybody that knows anything about it is like, no, that daughter is a real.
They're like, I'll die on that.
That daughter's real.
So if we find out he lied about that, he lied about Adonis at first.
He lied about ghostwriters at first.
If he's lying about this, how do we believe anything you lie about?
He lied about leaking the info.
He was like, we leaked that information to you on the hard part six.
Apparently, that's a lie.
Academics said that wasn't true.
So at what point is everything about you fraudulent and we can't believe a fucking word that comes out of your mouth ever?
It's tough.
If that daughter shit is real and it leaks, that's the thing.
Paternity.
She would have to come out for seven years or whatever.
She's 11 and at 18, she could be like, fuck out of her bag my mom got.
This is what happened to Jerry Jones.
Jerry Jones paid off some like airline gate attendant or something that he got pregnant.
Oh, but gave her a crazy bag to keep quiet.
And then the kid is suing.
She's like, I was, that wasn't in utero when she made that deal.
I had nothing to do with that deal.
Not only was I not 18, I was not even born.
So I want to be a part of this family.
Fuck you.
And that's a smart thing.
Kids want rights.
Come on, bro.
Feed us a Tom Price.
You can't sue it.
Yeah, but that could theoretically happen.
I mean, by that point, it'll be so far gone.
It's not even like a maybe it won't matter.
Or could be some ditty shit.
Yeah.
The Drake thing of also sleeping with everyone's girls is so smart because the guys won't say anything.
Yeah.
This is what you said last time.
A great point where you look at the guy and be like, man, these are these hoes, bro.
You really care about these things.
And then you can't, as a rapper, be like, no, I had feelings for this.
Yeah, it still bothered me.
Like, Wayne's girl while he was in prison, crazy, dog.
That's the guy that put you on.
Even if it's just one of his girls.
And it's, let's put it this way.
It's fucked up with her, too.
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
Like, don't fuck.
But hoe's only hoes so I can blame Tammy.
What's that?
That's the Wayne bar, which we people, I think, are saying that about.
But hoe's going to be hoes, so I couldn't blame Tammy.
But he says in the video where he acknowledges that happened, he's like, She tries to text me.
Don't get at me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, he throws it at you.
You go, yo, you are my man's girl.
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck away from me.
He's probably got a little sex addiction situation going on.
Listen, power manifests, it's like a hunger for power manifests itself in different ways.
And he presents himself as like this really just kind of like smart, composed, like thoughtful businessman, right?
Outside of the character that is the rapper, right?
All the business deals are like fucking amazing.
He's funny when he wants to be funny.
Like savvy how he is.
Yeah, he's fantastic.
But that maniacal drive might present itself somewhere.
And if you're fucking your friends' girls, you're not fucking them for them, by the way.
Because there's tons of bad bitches.
You're not just doing it to get a nut.
You are doing it.
You're fucking your man.
Yeah.
That's what you're doing.
You're fucking your man.
It sounds crazy.
Yes, Diddy.
But it sounds crazy, but that's what it's about.
It's like fucking him over or just like wanting to have something over him, but I don't think he's thinking about it.
No, no, no.
You're not like sexually.
It's like, I'm going to emotionally fuck you.
I'm going to do something that I know that I'm going to have over you.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
You're going to think about me for the rest of your life.
And it's what he jumps to and dominating you.
Like it is, it is a, and that, if you can't control that compulsion.
Yeah.
It's also his go-to in, you know, hey, Whitney, holler at me.
I'll treat you better when I do whatever.
It's like, yeah, that's his go-to thing.
But and then I was like, really thinking about it.
I was like, he doesn't really have too many things he can talk about because if he doesn't truly know who he is, like, what more can you say in rap about bragging about money and fucking girls?
Well, the Drake, even as a Drake handler, the thing I could never deny when he started is he's like rapping about being heartbroken and shit like that.
And then again, in the beginning, I was like, well, I can't live through this, so it's not for me.
But God bless you.
That's like a thing rap could have probably used.
I'm telling you.
All those girls that broke his heart in the beginning turned him into a fucking psycho.
It is their fault.
I was trying to get away from it.
I was crazy.
I was pussy listening every day.
I mean, I ain't fucking my friend's girlfriend.
He was a little resentful.
Sure.
I fucking my friend's girlfriend.
But I think that played a little bit of part of it.
Because women, I feel in the beginning of Drake's career, he used to be a joke.
You remember how girls used to talk about Drake?
No, explain.
Like, I feel.
Sorry, to add to this, you know, this meme.
Drake, the type of dude who, it would be the N-word, but Drake, the type of dude who doesn't bend his knees when he ties his shoes.
It's like, oh, he's really funny.
Women used to look at him as like soft and like a beta male.
I think he that bothered him of looking that way.
And then he like started living the lie and became now fucking all you.
I'm getting back at all.
He just leaked his dick 10 years ago.
He shut everyone up, bro.
You would have seen it.
Every girl will be like, all right.
I'm surprised it didn't leak before because he sends it up.
Well, apparently, with Kettergan, his dick.
I didn't know that, but in his Meet the Griffs video.
Fake Information Scandals00:04:25
Prosthetic.
It's a prosthetic.
To make it look smaller.
No, no way.
Like an odd school illusion?
Yeah.
It's prosthetic.
To make it look smaller.
It's like one of them, you know, clownhouse mirrors or whatever.
They do that to make it look tinier and skinnier.
No.
Snapchat should make that filter.
That is from Snapchat.
It's one of those filters.
Yeah, it's even bigger.
You can have a really tiny looking dick.
He's got spanks for his dick.
Yeah, didn't you think that his dick looked really like malnourished?
Didn't y'all think it looked malnourished when you saw it?
Compared to it?
Did you want to give it 10 cents a day?
Why there's so many bugs flying around this dick?
I need a unice, bro.
Dick make Afrobeats.
No, but it's so tiny.
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Defending Shaq's Legacy00:15:23
Yeah, apparently this dude said he fed, he actually fed Drake fake information on Kendrick.
Yeah, apparently, what's his name?
I forget his name, but Drake was like, Whitney, you guys, you and Whitney are having problems.
The kid might not be yours.
He paid some other guy 100K for info on Kendrick.
And the guy was like, hey, him and Whitney are having problems and the kid might not be his.
And then Drake ran with that.
And then the guy just made it up.
He said, I was laughing at him the whole time that song came out.
According to this tweet, I didn't listen to the whole thing.
It's dude, Cooley Bravo.
Apparently, he's like, cool, Kendrick.
He did a recent interview.
He's got like 3 million views on Twitter right now.
Drake paid him $150K for information on Kendrick's wife, Whitney, and admits he gave Drake false information.
He says he was laughing when he heard Family Matters.
Now, if I'm Kendrick, I'm tight about that.
He had the whole world thinking that my wife did this thing.
He also because of the fake information that you leaked.
But he also put it out.
Wouldn't you be a horset if you're...
In Euphoria, he said, you're going to make up lies on my family.
It just ended up proving him right.
So I think he was like.
I don't think the perception lies about his family based off of stuff that came out in his latest album.
Oh, Mr. Morales.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think he didn't think he was going to go there with it.
Maybe not.
And I don't know if he's a Kendrick friend or whatever.
I mean, like, let's just say you release information, fake information to my op and they wrote a song.
It would never be that.
I'd be like, bro, why'd you release that?
Say that.
You know what I mean?
Say my dick is too physical.
Say my dick is too junky.
Exactly.
Yeah, that one.
It hurts everyone.
Yeah.
It can't fit in anywhere because it's so big.
Put it into a potted plant.
Yeah, say that.
But nah, I think this cap.
Until I see some proof, like, let me see either.
That's fair.
Say that.
Same transaction or some text like, yo, whatever.
I need to see some.
That's fair.
This guy's just.
Because, yeah, that's what you said about Drake saying he fed it to Kendrick.
It's like, you don't have any proof.
So that's fair.
Yo, it's beef season, yo.
Yeah.
Everyone's mad, dude.
Who are you beefing with?
Everybody.
Son, we're not beefing with nobody.
We just need to start.
We got to protect our.
No, we're Jay Colin, dog.
We're Jay Colin.
Oh, no, no.
We're protecting our peace.
I'd rather you be a pedophile.
We got to protect our peace.
Can we talk about Shaq Diesel and Shannon going at it?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good Shaq music.
Okay, so what happened with Shannon?
Shannon said some shit about Shaq.
Shaq told me I didn't hear it.
When it comes to Shaq, everybody.
I just.
Yeah, so basically, Shaq said to Nicola Jokic on an interview after he won the MVP.
I thought Shai should have won it.
I'll be honest with you.
I think you're great.
I just thought Shai Gilgis, Alexander, or whatever.
Should have won the MVP.
And then Shannon, I guess, he basically said about Shaq, what is it?
He's jealous.
Yeah, you're jealous.
You don't like, you didn't have the low post moves that Nicole had or whatever.
And then Shaq just went bonkers on him.
Just dunked on him.
He went shannon.
I mean.
Can I see some of the Duncan?
I didn't OKC was the number one seed.
Yeah.
Shay is the best player on the team.
He had a remarkable season.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think it's a crazy hot take to think that he should have won MVP.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
I think this is funny.
People are saying it was racist to give Nicola the MVP this year.
I think they made up for the fact that they gave Joelle Embiid the MVP last year because everybody was saying it's racist how he always wins MVP.
Then we watched the playoffs play out and we were like, why the fuck did Joelle ever win?
This is idiotic.
So I almost think writers are like, fuck, we owe him one.
And then maybe I didn't watch nearly as much basketball this year, but they are, I think that does happen, though.
That happened with Jordan.
Like when I think it was Carl Malone won the MVP.
Yeah.
It's like no time when Jordan is in the league and we're not counting the Wizards should any other player got in the MVP.
Yeah.
Not even close.
It's not even a conversation.
But you get fatigue from the constant dominance.
Yeah.
Voting fatigue.
Yeah.
It's just like, okay, we're looking for someone else to be great in this moment.
It's not to say Carl Malone wasn't great.
Vitali should have done a stream about him probably.
But the reality is, is like, no, no one's coming close to it.
And I don't know.
I got to watch more.
I got to watch more of Jokic.
Third MVP in four seasons.
I mean, he's just so fucking good.
And like, not exciting necessarily, but just plays it.
They say that about Luca, plays it at his own pace.
I feel like Nicola is just calm.
There's no franticness about it whatsoever.
And he's going to make the right decision a thousand times out of a thousand and one.
And the team dominates.
He's got every skill on offense, works his ass off.
Yeah, they're the best.
Even coming back against Minnesota, it's too old now.
We thought they were dead in the water.
And then you just watch the game.
No, they're cooking.
Did you read their messages back and forth to each other?
No, just like you took me sticking up for shies as jealousy of Joker shows how smart you are.
Remember, if you're not ranked in the top 10 of your profession, you can't speak to me.
Don't forget how I know what you did to get to where you're at.
Me jealous sounds like you're jealous.
I know you're trying to stay relevant by gossiping on your podcast.
Four rings, three finals MVPs, top 50, top 75.
Google me.
And to be frank, and it just goes on and on and on, more most dominant ever.
And then Shannon responds and he's like, I love you, Shaq, but damn, you don't need, you need to get some thicker skin.
Don't take offense to everything.
Then just say stuff like four rings.
It's an argument of a 10-year-old.
No wonder Phil talked about how much you had to accommodate you and your feelings.
With that being said, you're a generational whiner.
This man child needs therapy.
You don't see any of his big man counterparts belittling previous and future generations.
So stop with insecure bullying.
It's fucking embarrassing for a 50-year-old man.
Don't forget you told me that you're still illiterate and you can't last more than 30 seconds in the bedroom.
That's why your ex-wife wasn't in love with you.
Oh, damn, Shannon.
Son.
Son.
This is fucking drinking.
Kendrick right there.
And then apparently, apparently, Shaq dropped a diss track.
Yeah.
What is happening?
Nah, bro.
Did all this happen?
I'm not hearing about that.
Shannon, you're wrong, bro.
I feel like you're biased.
You're wrong.
I'm not biased at all.
I feel like you have a bias.
Shannon, you are wrong, Shan.
You are wrong, bro.
Shaq, the motherfucking goat, the most dominant ever.
I love you, Shaq.
Until Shannon, you say something really nice and beautiful.
Oh, no, Shannon, shut up, man.
You ain't beneath me.
You're holding me to a snake and the new rap of beast beat.
You saw before you can fly, you rather treat me.
I was in three different cars with you wasn't 3C.
All I see is Donald Sign.
They come in in 3D.
Make it hot.
Ain't no way around my degree.
You are not in my spot.
You are like a P-Week.
Shoot, got them calling me Rocky.
The way I re-reach.
I can't keep the dream bag.
I don't need a lawn.
No.
Yo, remember what I said about Metro early?
I feel that way about Shaq now.
Shaq might be the greatest musician in history.
Shout out, Shaq.
You got the best opinions.
You're the best at basketball.
And you're the most important thing.
I feel like you're only saying this because Shaq said that you're the he you're the Shaq of comedy.
He did?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what Shaq said.
No way.
No, Shaq said nothing about me.
He said that, yeah.
No, he just made the only last 30 seconds.
Jack, we got so much in common that you don't even realize.
Mr. TMB, it's crazy.
You are TMB.
I'm telling you, we are one in the same, my brother.
We are one in the same.
He changed the game because of us.
No, but that was fire.
That was fire.
Nah, nah.
Shaq, Shaq's a fucking man.
Shannon out of his goddamn mind.
Why is everyone so mad right now?
Why is everyone beefing?
I love it.
I think there's just Cat Williams changed the multiverse.
Yo, you might.
I mean, there's just value in it.
Like, once you see that, that's what, yeah, you know, once you see that that's what people are watching and that's what people are rewarding, you know, you're like, okay, that's how I'm going to go about my career to get where I want to get.
It's the new crowd work.
Do you know what I mean?
It's just like, it's a bunch of people going, like, oh, this is what I can do to get where I want to go.
Yeah.
And now I've, I mean, the game started a beef with Rick Ross.
I saw two meme pages.
Beefing?
Like, posting each other's follower counts going down.
They're like, isn't it amazing?
What is happening?
I love this energy.
That's it.
Just call a shit.
We got to beef with someone then.
Let's stop walking around on egg shows.
Let's call this shit out.
The Jews.
What's up, Judes?
Should we beef with all do it?
Wait, is that bad?
You are.
That's right.
Say what you want, Al.
Beef.
Talk that shit about me.
Oh, I'm healed.
Yeah, yeah.
Talk that shit about Mandy in her studio.
Yo, come on.
Talk that shit about Mandy in her studio.
Yo, stop walking on egg show.
Come on, yo, come on.
Let's just be real.
Yo, let's be real.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We did it already.
We showed you how to do it.
Take the reins.
See?
Okay, what else we got, my boys?
I mean, we got a portal in NYC to go to a bad neighborhood in Ireland.
Before we do that, before we get to that, can I just say that I might have been wrong about Seinfeld, yo?
I might have been wrong about Seinfeld.
Did he say something nice about you on a podcast?
No, no, no, no, not at all.
But despite him being very rude to me, at our one-chance encounter, could have had a horrible day.
You know what I mean?
Just could have had a bad day.
A lot of things go on in people's days.
This is pretty recent.
It's pretty recent, like 15 years ago.
So, you know, whatever.
But despite that, you know, I'm like, listen, everybody deserves a second chance.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, he deserves a second chance.
So Neil was like, hey, I'm going to have Seinfeld on the pod.
Can we use the studio?
And I was like, of course you can use the studio.
That'd be an awesome interview.
I love you.
And I think that you guys had a really interesting conversation.
They had a great pod.
And then Seinfeld did this commencement speech for Duke.
And there's a bunch of these kids walking out because there's a Jew on stage, which is crazy.
Which is really crazy.
It is funny that like every, it's all these people felt this way about Jews probably October 6th, but they were too pussy to say anything about it.
And they're almost like using October 7th as a way to just be anti-Semites.
Like I could just see some of the people booing him just because they're against what the Israeli government is doing over there.
I don't think everybody booing him is because they're an anti-Semite.
That's just.
No, no, I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying, like I said, there have been people that are consistent throughout this whole process.
And there are people that have either latched onto it and are using it because it satisfies their anti-Semitism that they already have.
And there are other people that are latching on just because they need a new identity.
And the people who've been consistent throughout the whole time, I'm not critical of them.
You have an opinion.
Maybe we agree or disagree on it, but you've always felt this way and you took the heat for feeling this way.
You took it.
The other people, they were too much of a fucking coward.
They were too much of bitches to actually take the heat.
They were like really quiet.
They're like, I'm not going to say anything because what will the people on Twitter say?
Maybe I'll lose followers.
Maybe people will watch my show.
They were too pussy to share their opinions.
All of a sudden, now, now that there's views in it, now that there's clicks in it, now that there's ad revenue in it, now that the numbers are up, now you're talking about it?
Nah, you're a grifting.
You're a grifting.
So some of these people had signs that said blue devils on it.
That seems anti-Semitic.
That's funny.
It seems pretty fucked up.
Isn't that fucked up?
That's convenient.
That's fucked up.
That is convenient.
I've been calling them the blue devils.
That is great.
For those of you who are for it, the Duke Blue Devils, that is their mascot for the team.
We got to start calling it that.
That's fire.
Dude, if you're a little anti-Semitic.
What happened to Globalist?
We really dared to get it.
Globalists is good.
We got to bring back Globalists.
Yeah, Globalist is fire.
Anyway, his speech was actually really good.
Yeah.
I thought his speech was really cool.
Maybe there's like a my wife sent it to me on TikTok, but I'm sure there's like a longer version of it.
But he just talked about like the three things in life that he's his three like lessons for life.
I thought they were really good.
His pod with Neil is really great, too.
Second.
His pod with Neil is really great.
Yeah.
So yeah, maybe I was wrong.
I basically said, though, like, I'm going to forgive him if he apologizes.
I'm going to forgive him.
He only apologizes for that thing that he has no clue that he did 15 years ago.
He liked your office.
He sat in there.
It was a good time.
You know what I mean?
We can repair that.
Damn, he took the office.
I know he took your shit.
He took the office.
That wasn't his, but he just decided to set up shopping.
These blue devils.
Honestly, the protesters might have been on to something.
The protesters might have been on to something.
These blue devils.
All right, so I have the video of his speech.
Okay, they are.
Number one, bust your ass.
Number two, pay attention.
Number three, fall in love.
Number one, you obviously already know whatever you're doing.
I don't care if it's your job, your hobby, a relationship, getting your reservation at M sushi.
Make an effort.
Just pure, stupid, no real idea what I'm doing here.
Effort.
Effort always yields a positive value, even if the outcome of the effort is absolute failure of the desired result.
This is a rule of life.
Just swing the bat and pray is not a bad approach to a lot of things.
Number two, pay attention.
If you're in a small submersible that looks like a giant kazoo and going to visit the Titanic, seven miles down at the bottom of the ocean, and the captain of the vessel is using a Game Boy controller, pay attention to that.
What are you checking out down there?
Oh, I see what happened.
This ship sank.
Now I understand why it never made it into port.
If the fish where you are have eyes like Shelly Duval and a Bendy Straw with a work light hanging off their head, you do not belong there.
If the fish are going, I can't see a goddamn thing.
You won't either.
Number three, fall in love.
It's easy to fall in love with people.
I suggest falling in love with anything and everything, every chance you get.
Fall in love with your coffee, your sneakers, your blue zone parking space.
I've had a lot of fun in life falling in love with stupid, meaningless physical objects.
The object I love the most is the clear barrel pink pen, $1.29 for a box in tank.
I can fall in love with a car turn signal switch that has a nice feel to it.
A pizza crust that collapses with just the right amount of pressure.
I have truly spent my life focusing on the smallest things imaginable, completely oblivious to all the big issues of living.
Find something where you love the good parts and don't mind the bad parts too much.
The torture you're comfortable with.
This is the golden path to victory in life.
Work, exercise, relationships.
They all have a solid component of pure torture, and they are all 1000% worth it.
Privilege is a word that has taken quite a beating lately.
Privilege today seems to be the worst thing you can have.
I would like to take a moment to defend it.
And a lot of you are thinking, I can't believe anybody, this guy.
Too late.
I say, use your privilege.
The Privilege Debate00:05:57
I grew up a Jewish boy from New York.
That is a privilege if you want to be a comedian.
If I messed up a funny story around my relatives, the prostitute has to be behind the drapes when the wife comes in.
You went to Duke.
That is an unbelievable privilege.
I now have an honorary doctorate of human letters degree from Duke University.
And if I can figure out a way to use that, I will.
I haven't figured anything out yet.
I think it's pretty much as useful in real life as this outfit I'm wearing.
But so what?
I'll take it.
My point is: we're embarrassed about things we should be proud of and proud of things we should be embarrassed about.
When I was writing my ABS series, that was a good speech.
I thought it was just a really better part of Jewy about it.
Shush, I'm walking out of this podcast.
Shush.
I'm walking out.
Jush, shush.
No, I want to hear the part, but I thought what was really interesting is falling in love with these little things and how valuable that can be and how much joy can come to your life from that.
It's very easy to just focus on the biggest things that are happening in the world.
What are the biggest issues?
What do I need to get done?
What should I care about when there are things that we absolutely love right in front of us that might make no sense to anybody else?
But those things are going to end up bringing us maybe equal joy, maybe more joy.
And just getting obsessed with that.
Just watch your mic.
The other thing I love was just working hard.
Like, and swing the bat.
Yeah, even if you don't know what you're doing, just work hard and fucking take the chance and swing.
And it was great.
Yeah.
And yeah, I thought it was good.
And also looking at the things you have as a privilege.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It is like to go to Duke, these people, these kids complaining about what's going on.
You're at fucking Duke, man.
You're in the top 0.0001% of all humans with opportunity rate.
Get after it.
Use it.
Don't feel guilty about it.
Use it and go for it.
Try to create a family and hopefully you can bestow some of that privilege on them and continue that and help your friends and help every person you possibly fucking can with that privilege instead of like walking around embarrassed of it and trying to shun it and trying to hide it.
Yeah.
But yeah, I thought it was really good.
I mean, it's still fuck him forever.
You know, no, Because he did something to me.
You're being so anti-Semitic.
I know, yeah.
Why the hell do you hate this guy?
Just because he's a Jewish kid from Brooklyn.
I mean, what's wrong with you, bro?
That's only the main reason.
It's really because it's Long Island.
I didn't even think he's from the city.
No, he's not from Long Island.
I thought it was Long Island.
Oh, that motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Masquerade.
Now you're with him?
That's your boyfriend.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Are you sure he's not from Cleves?
Isn't it all textly Long Island, though, bro?
Because he's from Brief.
Isn't that all the same island?
Now you're in danger.
You're not Valentine, my boy.
Yeah, you're not Valentine.
Come to Williamsburg.
I'll fucking relax.
You're from Long Island.
I'm going to send the goons on you if you're from Malcolm.
We're going to let him talk about our neighborhood.
He's so far on the west side, he's from Jersey.
Yeah, you are.
He's Indian.
I'm proud of him.
That's in Jersey, dog.
Little Indian.
No, stay in East Jersey, where you at?
Yo, call me.
You're just a kid from Long Island.
I just came from Long Island.
What is what?
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Anyway, anyway, so shout out to that whole thing.
Saying there was another part, Dev?
May I?
Yeah, from the transcript.
That was annoying out there.
That was so fucking annoying.
She's fired now.
He goes, I totally admire the ambitions of your generation to create a more just and inclusive society.
I think it's also wonderful that you guys care so much about not hurting each other's feelings in the million and one ways.
We do all that every second of every day.
It's lovely to want to fix those things.
But all caps, but what I need to tell you as a comedian, do not lose your sense of humor.
You can have no idea at this point in your life how much you're going to need it to get through.
Not enough of life makes sense for you to be able to survive it, to survive it without humor.
And I know all of you are here going to use all your brains and muscle and soul to improve the world.
And I know that you're going to be able to do a bang up job.
And when you're done, as I am now, I bet the world, because of you, will be a much better place, but it will still not make a whole hell of a lot of sense.
It will be a better, different, but still pretty insane mess.
And it is worth the sacrifice of an occasional discomfort to have some laughs.
Don't lose that.
Even if it's at the cost of occasional hard feelings, it's okay.
You got to laugh.
That's the one thing at the end of your life that you will not wish you did less of.
Humor is the most powerful, most survival essential quality you will ever have or need to navigate through.
That is the one thing.
The human experience.
That is the one thing.
You will not, what is it?
What was the line?
That was the one thing that you will not regret having less of?
From the top, Dove.
No.
I don't know how you caught that.
You're a good friend.
You're a great friend.
You're like, still.
When he said, I'm done now, and then kept talking.
I was like, give him the light, yo.
Seinfeld needed a light.
What is it?
You got to laugh.
That is the one thing at the end of your life you will not wish you did less of.
You will not wish you did less of.
Yes, in that moment at the end of life, you're not going, man, I wish I did less laughing.
Yeah.
Yes.
Every time you do it, you will be grateful for it.
Yeah, I like that.
You're a great friend.
Yeah, you just saved Dove.
You saved him.
I am a protester.
Remember what I said about I'm really flipping and flopping today.
Summer's out and the rainbow sandals are on.
I think that those people who left Seinfeld's thing, I think that they, they did they leave because he's a Jew?
Wrongful Injury Claims00:04:37
Yeah.
Can that also be right?
You know?
Can we look into it a little bit?
We can do it.
Hey, can we look?
Hey, sometimes you hate white people.
Sometimes you hate black people.
Sometimes you hate Indians.
Is that okay?
Yeah.
Can we live in a society?
What is the constitution even?
Sometimes in case them blacks wanted rights.
What?
Yes.
Is that why?
Is that should that be what this podcast is about?
Yeah.
Justifying racism.
Should we make it that, Al?
That's a good picture.
Al, you say something racist now.
No, do it.
Just keep going.
I just want to.
You coward.
You coward.
Miles, go for it.
Stop.
Miles gets out of the seat.
Me, me, me, me.
Al, do you think when Kendrick says they not like us, Drake is Jewish?
Yeah, let's put the camera on him.
For them to make it about them.
He's clearly talking about pedophiles.
As part of the Jewish religion, women do become women at 13.
So there might be a little bit of connection here.
There might be a little synergy.
You know where there's a lot of pedophiles?
Hollywood.
Whoa.
Who runs Hollywood again?
Just remind me real quick.
I thought we got over that.
DEI brought in a whole lot of other people.
Don't need a Metro beat.
Don't need a metro beat!
It's crazy.
Don't you need a metro beat.
Mark, Catholic religion, when do girls become women?
How do Moyles get the blood out of their circumcision?
Listen.
God shit.
You're welcome.
You better watch out.
I'm just watching it.
I'm just watching from the stage, Mark.
God damn.
That was really good.
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What about these Catholic school kids that got kicked out for putting on an acne mask?
Did you hear about this?
You can't even want to dress your adolescent acne, dude.
Why can't you just address your adolescent acne, Akash?
Yeah.
What's wrong with that?
That's just five guys who have acne and they wanted to get rid of it so that they could get laid in school.
So clearly they put on their acne masks and they're kicked out of school.
Yeah.
What the hell?
We got a fucking cancel culture.
Yes.
Come on, fucking libs.
What's going on?
Why don't these libs just let you address your acne?
You got to be a pimple-faced idiot at school all day?
That's only one way to get rid of acne.
This looks like a fucking chimney sweep.
I mean, what is happening?
So basically, these kids, this is in like 2020.
What is the name of the acne medication?
Sudan?
I mean, look at that.
That's good.
Right?
So this is in 2020.
These kids post this picture and then there's an internet storm that pops up and they get kicked out of school.
And then they sue the school district and end up getting paid like a couple hundred thousand dollars each.
Where did this happen?
I thought they were awarded a million dollars.
I think I don't know if that was total or it's each one.
But the whole thing was over a million dollars jointly awarded a million dollars.
Okay.
This is the white version of Clockboy.
Do you remember when that little kid made the fucking bomb clearly?
And then he was like, but it's a clock.
And it's like, no, it's not, you fucking terrorist.
You fucking nine-year-old terrorists.
You know what I mean?
Just happened to count.
I remember that.
I was like, Chelsea was wilder on Twitter, and I was like, Chelsea, what the fuck are you doing, man?
And he goes, have you seen the clock?
I was like, buddy, it's a clock.
Who gives a fuck?
Then he sent it to me.
I was like, kick that kid out.
Kick that kid out the country.
What is he doing?
He's gaslighting us.
What are you doing?
He got the TNT coming out the side.
One teacher warned him.
I was like, yo, this kind of looks like a bomb, but it's not.
Alex, I feel like you don't remember.
I remember the story I just terrorism.
Because he was scaring us.
But that's what terrorism really is.
It really changes your way of life.
He terrorized me, bro.
He terrorized me.
These kids are terrorizing.
This is terrorism.
This shit don't look like a bomb.
Get out of here, yo.
In a suitcase, single.
Where's the clock?
Where's Keanu Reed?
Where's Keanu Reeds at?
That's what we need to know.
This crazy ass little terrorist.
Like, remember how you can make like a potato clock?
The fuck.
It wasn't even a potato clock.
He just deconstructed a clock.
He didn't even build a clock.
He just took a clock out and it made it look like a bomb.
And it only counts down.
Why does it only count?
Because he's a terrorist.
Because he's a terrorist.
Where's the ceasefire for that?
Harvard offered this little dumbass guest.
Fucking idiot deconstructed a clock.
He just deconstructed a clock.
He just broke something.
He broke a clock.
He broke a clock.
That's it.
You can get your ass beat.
But I was terrorized by that.
And these white kids are terrorists too.
They are terrorizing black folk when they were doing their blackface masks.
Where?
Where did that happen?
California, Santa Clara.
Santa Clara.
Oh, Mountain View?
That's what it says.
That's Google, right?
Or Apple?
Isn't that where they when you have the iPhone?
Doesn't it always say Mountain View?
Cupertino.
Cupertino, my boy.
Anywho.
So yeah, listen, here's the thing.
Yes, it's an acne medication, but you know what you're fucking doing with it.
Putting the picture online.
Yeah.
So they post a picture in 2017.
It gets picked up in 2020 during all the George Floyd protests.
What was the caption?
Was there a caption with it?
This is incredibly important.
That is really important.
And the dude on the left might be Mexican.
The hair, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Nah, the hair.
Does that make it better if he's Mexican today?
If he's Mexican, he definitely hates black people.
No, but they're allowed to do that.
Like Alex Pereira, the Brazilian dude, you know, he goes like little his old shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
You know?
I didn't know this.
It's like Drake and Blackface.
He didn't read the room, but yeah.
So, all right, so what are we thinking?
That picture again?
That shit is so wild.
While he agreed, I don't know.
No, a blackface for real.
No, that's terrorist.
He was gaslighting.
This terrorist.
But here's the thing that we got to ask her.
Nah, son, this shit is crazy.
Come on, y'all.
How Kendrick not bring that one up against him?
And you just got acne.
He's wearing the Jim Crow shirt.
Yeah.
Even the T is racist.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
That's Jim Crow.
Yeah.
That shit look hella like Woody Woodpecker.
I mean, goddammit, Drake.
That shit is too funny.
But it's the same Acne shit.
It might be.
I mean.
I think it's even blacker than the acne of medicine.
He like looks for this.
Wow.
His white-ass ears.
Why didn't they do it on the ears?
He didn't commit.
Black people don't listen.
And then he cheats.
And then he gave it to Trudeau.
Yeah.
Might be a Canadian thing.
Yeah, it might just be a Canadian thing.
All right.
So here's the question: How much longer do you think we care about Blackface, Al?
Because white people, we over it.
Hey, hey, hey, we moved on.
So what do you really think?
And I know there's a lot of pressure on this question.
There's a lot of pressure.
It depends.
What time of the year?
Is it Halloween or is this just a random Tuesday?
That's it.
So you're saying Halloween Blackface is going to be the first one where we kind of get over.
Yes.
And then once it's kind of normalized there, where like kids can just dress up as whoever their hero is, regardless, and we don't make a big deal of it.
But still, if you just do Blackface on a random Tuesday, I don't think no one's getting hurt.
No, you wow.
But I do feel like in our lifetime, it becomes like a known, not issue.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's Halloween or dressing up for a costume party, some shit like that.
Yeah.
Isn't that kind of crazy that there was a thing that was like an incredibly vile racist act, antagonistic racist act.
And then in our lifespan, we'll just be like, nah, but they don't mean it like that, which they don't.
When it was done initially, it was.
And now it's not meant as that.
And I guess when enough time goes, the people that were affected by those films and those like, I guess, TV shows, what was it called?
Minstrel show.
Yeah, the minstrel act.
Once those people that were around for that are dead and nobody watches them anymore, they'll have no connection to it.
Like right now, like we're offended by it because we're told that this is like a racist, horrible thing.
Yeah.
Because it was.
Yeah.
But I doubt you've watched like Amos and Andy or whatever.
So it's a thing that we're told that it's racist.
So it's like, how many generations do we keep saying that it's bad before we just go, I don't even remember that shit.
And bro, if you want to dress up like LeBron, do it.
But it's kind of how long before you can just wear a Nazi uniform because it's fly.
Yeah, but think how annoying they are.
You guys aren't that annoying.
You won't say as much.
Yo, nobody's hero is a Nazi.
Well, that Duke graduation.
No, no.
You're right.
You're right.
Daniel Washington.
No, no, no, that was crazy.
That was crazy.
Nobody normally crazy.
Nah, she's had some fans.
But meaning like they're like black people have been so instrumental in terms of like culture in America that as a kid, you just look up to black people, white people.
They're just part of the collection of people you look up to and admire.
And if you were to dress like them, you go, oh, I want to be that guy for Halloween.
Let me really be him.
No Luftwaffe and dunked.
You know what I mean?
Like that's a big part of it.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Now, if you're like an engineer and you're doing like a very engineer-specific party and you get to dress up as your heroes, chances are there's going to be some nats in it.
I mean, it's really high, actually.
Like it's almost like you got it.
Like if you don't engineer.
Halloween Costume Tributes00:02:52
They was really about that.
Yeah.
Yo, speaking of black voice, have you heard of Kirsty Alley?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Did you see this clip?
This might be the funniest.
I can't.
This is how much older we are than you.
You said, have you heard?
I have you heard.
And we're like, yeah.
I didn't know about her.
I just saw that.
She's about that life, bro.
Kirsty Alley.
Is that the first time he's saying her?
I'm going to say Christy Ali.
I thought she was Muslim.
Did you see this clip?
This is the most insane.
The whole buildup is unbelievable.
Okay.
Her parents die in a car accident.
It's tragic.
Yeah.
Here's an interview that she gives.
At this phone call, my sister called me and I was in Los Angeles and said, mom and dad have been in a car wreck and mother is dead.
And dad is dying.
And I, of course, was falling apart.
But I knew all I knew was I had to get there.
And I got there, my sister and I, we were all sitting in this waiting room and we were sobbing.
And as I'm crying, I said, my sister's here and I wasn't looking at her, but I said, where were they going?
And she said, to a Halloween party.
And I said, what were they dressed as?
Stop that.
Why would you ask this?
And she said, the odd couple.
And I said, oh.
I'm thinking, what odd couple?
Walter Matthew and with Jack Lemon?
Well, what were their costumes exactly?
She said, mom was a black girl and dad was a Ku Klux Klan member.
And the whole family, I guess, had heard this conversation and we all started laughing.
And it was the greatest tribute that you could give my mother.
And I really realized that look at Bab as well.
She existed.
She would continue.
And then she had left us with this wonderful sense of humor and this wonderful ability to laugh and cry at the same time.
So I felt closest to her the other day.
Fuck.
Did you hear the last line?
She said, I felt closer in that moment than I ever had in my life.
In my whole life.
A moment where she's dead.
Oh, my God.
I mean, her dad was committed to that character when he crashed that car like that.
Why would you tell her?
Nah, bro.
These people are insane, bro.
These actors are insane.
They were at the hospital.
Nah.
Nah.
No, no.
What were they dressed as?
Why would you even ask that?
Yeah, that was that.
Why would you ask that?
When she said, why would I ask that?
That part, I was, I'm on board.
Why would you ask that?
And then the end just really goes off the rails.
What a wonderful tribute.
Racketeering and Kidnapping00:04:59
To what?
To what?
A better time?
What an all-time.
I got a word on that coming back from crazy.
When I tell you, I cried laughing, bro.
Like, why would you share that?
Why would you dress like that?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I was watching an act stream and he just kept playing R. Kelly's interview with Kale.
Oh, amazing.
Gail.
Bruh.
I mean, talking about the hog tie shit.
Yeah.
He's not a hogtie.
Did you see that?
No.
Oh, my God.
Is this the one where he's like, I'm fighting for my life?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, did you have sex with teenage girls?
When you say teenage, what do you mean?
He was sick.
Dude, you saw him singing in Ethiopia.
Oh, my God.
It's one of the greatest things.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have your passports?
Do you have your shots?
Did you have your passports?
Oh, yes.
Did you get your shots?
Earl, would you like to come back with Rob to America?
Disguise.
America.
Did you get your shots like they're dogs in a kennel?
Did you have your passport?
Did you get your shots?
Girl, would you like to come back with Rob to America?
So, we got the girls in the back.
So, he's not riffing.
No, no.
Put the shake weight on the mic and everything.
No.
Oh, my God.
Just a fucking.
What a legend.
What's up with him, yo?
He's the GOAT.
He's singing.
He's in prison, probably.
Probably singing.
I think he's in prison.
Do you think he's being treatable?
I mean, he's the most famous guy in prison.
He's still R. Kelly.
Yeah.
But there's one thing they hate in prison more than anything.
Yeah, they don't like the young guy.
What?
The pedophiles.
And he did that.
I mean, yeah.
It wasn't on kick.com, so we didn't jail for tax fraud.
I don't know.
I didn't know what he was in jail for.
Bringing Ethiopians in prison legally problems.
Oh, the mic in Christ.
Yeah, Kelly.
Stop it.
Come on.
Secure the border.
Rob?
Come on.
Rob?
Oh, my God.
So, yeah, he's guilty, huh?
Yeah, I guess he did.
Yeah.
Of what?
Kidnapping.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Kidnapping, eh?
Sex trafficking.
Oh, is it kidnapper, eh?
Sex trafficking.
It's about time they got a guy like that behind bars, huh?
That boot died.
It's about time.
Exploitation.
Oh, child sexual exploitation, eh?
Oh, well.
Racketeer.
Oh, look at here.
You got to get a guy behind bars if he's exploiting children like that.
Child pornography production, sex trafficking, kidnapping, force.
They were handling the production of racketeering and racketeering.
Whoa.
And racketeering.
All that.
I don't even know what racketeering is.
Oh, man.
It's just the hypocrisy.
Racketeering, eh?
Yeah, Croaty.
Oh, no.
Are you saying that they're doing some little racketeering over there, eh?
Oh, no.
What is racketeering for a thousand points?
Well, I sure as hell know what a rack is, Mark.
And I'm not going to speculate what they're doing with it, but it sounds like that's what a racketeering is, if you want me to describe it, eh?
Yeah.
There you go.
It's about time we changed the subject, if you ask me.
I mean, it seems like we're really fucking cooking with gas over here.
What were you about to say right there, Alex?
Seemed like you stop yourself short just one second.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know the actual definition of racketeering.
It's like an organized group of criminal activity, something like that.
Oh, it's not what I thought.
It's a con, I thought.
It's a type of organized crime in which the person set up to a coercive, fraudulent, or extortionary illegal coordinated scheme repeatedly and consistently to collect.
Isn't racketeering like how you just get the oh, sorry.
Isn't it no, no?
Isn't racketeering how you get the big boss?
Like he's that's Rico, I think.
Oh, racketeering.
But racketeering influenced in corruption organizations act, the Rico.
Oh, that is the part of it.
Yeah, got it.
So you can't, he's not actually doing anything.
He's not actually telling people to do the bad shit.
God damn, Al.
Crazy.
It's the gayest way to hydrate, right?
Like, it's so good.
Understanding Racketeering Laws00:02:35
Get out my mouth.
Get the fuck out of here.
What did you do that right there?
Do you even use teeth?
Sucking liquid to get stuff out of it is so weird.
Yeah.
So you don't use a straw ever.
That's a little bit of a drink.
I go like a tip.
Like that, yeah.
I use this.
I don't suck it.
I don't see it.
Yeah, why do you choose to suck?
Yeah, of all the ways to drink water.
There are other ways.
Gallon a day, yo.
You gallon a day.
You got the strongest suckers on this pod for sure.
100% fact.
Those must, like, if we had to suck for our life, let's just be Drake.
Hey, it's about time you start making jokes about that.
Yeah, but there are some people that are really upset about that when you paint that guy's face black with his fucking lips all red.
You know, that's just a mean thing to do.
Oh, man.
Okay, no?
I love Drake.
Say what?
I love Drake.
I'm a Drake fan.
You're too old.
Yeah, dude.
He's not.
Yo, he don't want you.
Yo, must on a beat.
He don't want you.
He don't want you, bro.
You gotta watch out.
You gotta chill out.
Stop putting that on Drake.
That's disrespectful.
Y'all disrespectful.
You just did it.
He's the boy.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Do you think he just thinks their ages are in Celsius?
Because that could be a clear mix-up.
Like, what is 15 degrees Celsius in Fahrenheit?
Can we just see that conversion?
It's like 50, right?
59.
That's legal.
59 is legal.
That's totally.
In his brain, he likes old bitches.
He likes old bitches.
Those are a bunch of 13 and 14s over here.
55 years old.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yo, speaking of the actual Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
He stopped by to watch a Michael Jackson impersonator recently.
Yeah.
You saw this?
Yep.
Beautiful video.
Wait, is this the Michael Jackson from the Broadway play?
No.
Not even.
That Dominican is fucking amazing.
Shut up.
Yeah.
He's a Dominican Michael Jackson in Broadway.
It's fucking phenomenal.
All right, go.
This is just an unbelievable.
This is awesome.
Okay.
I think the reason why this goes viral.
That's it.
No, no.
Explain, explain.
This has 73 million.
No, Let me tell you why.
The comment that I think makes it go viral is: what is it?
Viral Michael Jackson Imitation00:05:32
He's looking at him like he's proud or something like that.
He's acting as if he's the real Michael Jackson watching the fake Michael Jackson.
So he's just like, well, he was flattered that someone was imitating him.
Imitating someone.
I thought he was looking at his precursor mic.
Oh, past mic?
Yeah.
He really stopped and was flattered someone was imitating.
I mean, look at that freak to his right.
What is that?
That fucking dumbass.
What is that?
Yeah.
It's a protester.
That's one of the.
I think I did see her walk out of Duke's graduation.
Oh, man.
This video just went dawn.
I thought he was going to start dancing with him or something.
No, he's just a proud.
Just proud.
Just seeing someone imitating.
Just psychopathic behavior.
You're an impersonator.
Yeah.
Watching someone else living so much in character that you think, oh, isn't that crazy?
That's insane.
I didn't even understand what y'all were saying until I was like, oh, people are that crazy.
Yeah, funny.
There's a lot of crazy people out there.
He really thinks that guy's imitating him.
I loved it.
Guys.
You want to keep this going on Patreon?
I think we have to keep this going on Patreon.
Yes.
There is.
Can you tell him about the weekend on Patreon?
Because your weekend was crazy.
I had a crazy weekend.
I had a very crazy weekend, and I would love to share that.
Also, happy Mother's Day.
Oh, yeah.
Happy Mother's Day to Eve.
Thank you.
But also, Happy Mother's Day to your guys' moms.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Why'd you say that?
Yeah.
No, I was just thinking, like, I was thinking about your guys' moms on Mother's Day.
We had, that was great.
No, no, I'm just saying.
Yeah, why did my mom ask for your number, by the way?
My mom asked for your number.
She's like, hey, do you have anything?
I got a text.
I got a text from Mark's mom.
Don't do this.
Don't.
Did I not get a text from your mom or did I?
I don't know.
What is she saying?
All I'm saying is, I got a text from your mom's too.
It wasn't even.
I got a text from your mom.
Why did Mama don't text you on Mother's Day?
Your mom didn't get a text from text my mom first on Mother's Day, yo.
That Jewish bitch.
My mom says because she ate Post Malone's mushrooms.
Oh, thank God.
Three squares.
Oh, that's also another thing that we need to say.
Post Malone drugging Dove's mom.
She ain't even know.
Yo, Post Malone drugging Dove's mom.
Dove's mom had to get emergency evacuated.
Okay, let's see.
Let's save this for the Patreon.
No, We got to talk about your moms a little bit first before we get to the Patreon.
Just a tiny little bit.
First of all, the text that all of it was.
Let's see where he was.
What's the hell?
I'm just saying that this size text that I got from your guys' moms.
Just the volume of why does she text you?
You're not a mom.
I know, but she just felt it necessary to text me.
And the way that the volume of the text was crazy.
The just amount of text.
How did I describe it?
Did you throw it back?
Did you just say what?
No, how did I describe it?
It was more of a feeling than anything.
It was more of a taste.
I'm just saying, Miles, I didn't get no text from your mom.
I didn't get texts from your mom.
I did.
There's a real at your MSG show, though.
Thanks, Al.
Yeah, we got a hug in.
Yo.
My mom.
Son, my mom.
You want to know some real shit, son?
My mom got raising canes after the MSG show or some shit immediately to the hospital.
Son, I don't know what's in raising canes, but that shit spiked her blood sugar or something like she's diabetic as hell.
Oh, fuck.
Son, too.
She was in the hospital.
The gallbladder exploded or something.
The Scottish woman did not invent fried chicken.
They did.
I thought the Scots could hail fried chicken, but not raising canes.
No, no, no.
Not the canes.
Son, my mom's blood sugar went crazy.
She thought she had food poisoning.
She went to the urgent care.
They were like, bitch, get your ass to the hospital.
Your gallbladder is almost destroyed.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Thank God she's.
Didn't even tell me for two days.
I landed in LA.
Greg's like, hey, mom's been in the hospital.
I think you should know.
I go, I'm coming back.
I call my mom.
My mom's like, no, it's okay.
They're just going to take my gallbladder out.
And do what was it?
Put it in her fat tits, probably.
Okay.
Stupid idiots.
I got a pee.
I'm going home.
Okay.
No, but in all seriousness, we should.
Listen, we'll continue this on Patreon.
But the.
Hey.
Come on.
Listen, she was in the hospital, man.
Can y'all show us from a special mama?
Did y'all wish my mom a happy Mother's Day?
No, probably not.
Just want her for two things.
Y'all just want her for two fucking things.
You hugging up all of my mom at the shop.
Yeah, I know what it is.
That was disrespectful.
I hugged like that.
Like, just like that?
Like that.
Come on.
You can't do that.
I can't drive this one.
I'll be hugging my mom from the back.
I'll be hugging my mom from the back, which is crazy.
Stop it right now.
We're going to Patreon.
We're going to Patreon footage.
He's about to get off the rails.
Go to Patreon before he gets on the road.
Go hug my mom for the back.
Patreon.com/slash flagrant.
Okay?
Jinjo, we'll see y'all there.
Patreon.com.
Anyway, but seriously, continue that, continuing Leave the album, leave the air