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College Protests and Foul Play00:14:29
What's up everybody welcome to Flagrant.
I know you guys are tuning in so we can talk about what's happening in these protests at college campuses all over the world.
I know that's the discussion that you want to listen to.
I know while you're sitting at work trying to get a little bit of distraction, you just want to hear about college kids.
That's all you want.
Yeah, you just want to hear what they have to say about the world.
You need that.
You need it.
You need that.
But you know what?
We're going to talk about LeBron James putting this white in her place because she was shook.
There's a great video, which I'm sure all of you have seen, but I've never loved LeBron so much.
That was his victory lap for me.
Awesome.
You know when you know when like you have that one season that Kobe had where everybody says goodbye?
You can't beat that.
You go out on top.
That is LeBron going out on top of me.
Some white woman in the audience.
These white ladies have gotten way too f ⁇ ing comfortable talking to athletes.
But like there's one thing about dudes talking to athletes because you're aware that after, you know, shout out to Ron Arctess.
Ron came to the show in LA, by the way.
Oh, awesome.
And he's like the most sweet, adorable, kind guy.
But I was hanging with him and I was like, shit could go south in any day.
At any minute, you say the wrong thing, boom.
You don't even have to say he could punch someone else.
That's it.
That's it.
So basically, guys know now if you talk shit, there is a potential outcome where you get fucked up.
And women know that there is no, or believe that there's no potential outcome.
And that moment right there was just precious.
Like he must have been so infuriated.
The girl's like 5'6.
And he literally just goes, you can't even do that to your wife.
What she's doing, this is so infuriating.
Like, you're the greatest player on earth, arguably top two, maybe one ever.
And some fucking idiot girl is just doing this to you.
And it's like, you don't even know basketball.
When did white chicks get so comfortable at basketball games?
Since I've been dating all the players, I think.
Yeah, no, they messed me.
Yo, that is funny.
Like, maybe LeBron dropped a load in her back in the day, and she's so upset about it.
She finally worked her way back onto the front.
Like, she's on the floor.
What a wasted ticket.
This is a closeout game, and there's a lady that doesn't know the rules that is on the front.
Maybe she's the girl from that Jamal Murray video.
What is that?
The one where Jamal Murray's getting head?
We don't remember that.
That was Patrick Mahomes getting ahead.
No.
This whole time, I thought Patrick Mahomes' wife was the one that was doing that.
And I was like, I get it.
I swear to God, I was like, I get it.
I was like, she's a little bit, you know.
We watched it on the podcast.
No, I remember exactly.
Jamal's getting crazy dome, but my brain switched it to Patrick Mahomes.
And anytime she would be like a little bit too gregarious, I'd be like, yeah, but the head is crazy.
That's Alex Earl.
What's going on?
That's nuts.
Anyway.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're not going to watch that shit.
Slow-mo as well.
Anyway, so the fact that LeBron does this in most likely his final game, I mean, he has a, his career is stainless, right?
That's what you always say.
Like, there's not a single thing he's done wrong in his entire career.
This is potentially his last game.
If he just Sparta kicked that girl in the chest, would it diminish his reputation at all?
Or would it elevate by a lot.
This is fantastic.
And think about what he would have done for us.
Now we don't have to bring our wives courtside.
My wife actually asked me, my wife was like, hey, if you get courtside tickets, who are you going to bring?
And I looked at it.
I was like, don't even think about it.
There's like a list of five people that are sitting next to me before you and like my dad.
Oh my God.
Jimmy, Jason.
I have a doorman who likes the Knicks kind.
Like, there's multiple people that I'm bringing before you guys.
Kind of.
Kind of.
This is not his last game because he's going to want to play with his son.
But this is maybe the tune-up.
And then last game with his son, Sparta kick right in the face.
See you later.
Oh, my God.
Even LeBron, I was looking at the comments.
Even people who hate LeBron were like, listen.
No, I got to hand it to him.
That shit is hilarious.
Because there's a scene also afterward, or there's a part of the video where he's looking at her.
He calls her a scary ass.
starts laughing at her and he's he does this and then he like mocks her i'm trying to understand culturally though like okay i understand women are more into sports and caitlin clark and then the uh ncaa women like everybody's blowing it up right and don't get me wrong being at a game is fun even if you don't know the rules like i would still enjoy going to a soccer game i don't know exactly what's going on i don't know the fucking plays but i don't think i would be on the front lines talking shit Because they can't get hit.
Dude, I watched the Super Bowl with some people.
Playoff time.
It's crazy.
Anything goes playoffs.
What do you mean?
Like, I feel like everybody's talking shit.
And so she's just trying to be like a fan.
So it's mob mentality.
Yeah, she realizes.
So this is what's happening at the university.
We're back to it.
We satisfied what she does me from the pod today.
Okay, so you're just so caught up in it.
It's a home game.
You're winning.
It's a closeout.
And everybody else around you is talking shit.
So you start to think it's okay.
And there's no repercussions.
Because even when we do talk shit, none of us have been close enough where it matters.
You're not climbing up to the 300s to get your shit.
It's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
The shit talk should get more polite the closer you get.
100%.
Even though Rod Ortiz kind of went up into them stands.
He went to like probably like Rotet to get the motherfucking shit of the wrong guy.
Imagine reading the article and you're like, someone in the 100 aisle, you're like, the 100?
That's the safe zone, right?
The 100s.
He threw that beer, though.
It wasn't him that threw the beer, but it was close enough for somebody to throw a beer.
I believe that.
There should be a, as a little guy, there's a line I don't cross because I could get fucked up.
And I'm aware of this at all times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When no one has that governor, that's when women are fucking doing that.
And arguably the greatest player of all time.
You need to fucking need that.
Security should just do that shit every once in a while.
What is going on inside, right?
This is the guy who's been so polished.
Like his image has been so curated and he has never really fucked up.
Like people saw him reading the book upside down or doing these types of things.
But all of those decisions he made were to put out the most perfect pristine product.
And in the final game, there's some chunky white bitch that looks like the chick got kicked off the plane.
He's like, nah, she gonna get the pump fit.
Because I think he was frustrated at the game.
The Denver Nuggets are just better.
No matter how well the Lakers play, the Nuggets just always seem to win.
And he was like, I'm fucking frustrated.
Rests aren't giving me the calls I want.
And this white bitch is talking to me.
You already got the dove coming, bitch.
Fuck you.
You know what's funny?
If she was black, he's not pumping.
No channel.
She wouldn't have flinched.
Because she fighting.
You think Jordan would have done this?
Bro, I don't think...
Wait a minute.
Let me actually back up.
Was Jordan so it's kind of become like trendy to hate LeBron a little bit among certain people.
Yeah, of course.
Like, I imagine her like, actually, hold up.
If she's like the wife of the owner, I wonder if that gives her a little bit more leeway with the shit talk because like she's got a lot riding on this as well.
Okay, maybe not.
Let me see.
Let me think.
Let me think about it.
If she was the wife of the owner, we also would have heard it by now.
True, true, true.
But it's become like socially trendy to like hate on LeBron because the internet exists.
So all the opinions are out and then you don't feel alone with your opinion.
You're like, okay, I'm comfortable doing this.
Where back in the day, even if there was anti-Jordan sentiment, where would it exist?
Sports Illustrated got tried it once and then they never got an interview again.
Oh, really?
I didn't know.
Oh, dude, when he played baseball, they had a cover story.
They said, bag it, Michael.
And it's like the greatest player ever is playing baseball.
Why?
Or something like that.
And then he never did Sports Illustrated again.
That was when he was playing baseball.
He came back, won three more chips, and it was like, you're getting nothing back.
And at the time, Sports Illustrated was the biggest man.
Would argue Sports Illustrated was bigger than like any newspaper coverage on sports.
Absolutely.
Not even that.
It's yeah, it's like, yeah, I don't even know what you would compare a magazine to now.
Like the biggest meme page?
Yeah, bleacher report.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, and then ESPN is like, this guy's giving us all our views and ratings.
We're not shitting on him.
The NBA is going to protect him.
So like, I don't know if anybody, New Yorkers hated him because he would kill us.
Yeah.
But outside of that, it was like.
And with no social media, he didn't have to, like, LeBron has to be out in front of the camera to help protect the brand.
And we're so cognizant.
He didn't have to do any of that.
So he could just fall back, say generic shit in interviews, and get out.
And then you had no idea what he was really like.
Yes, all this sentiment existed for these people.
Like the same thing with Taylor Swift.
Like, I'm sure there's an artist back in the day, Michael Jackson, that there's probably sentiment that existed for Michael, but it couldn't really.
Galvanize.
Yeah, like where would it exist?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, you know, I think a little bit is different.
Back 90s was like real fouling.
Now they do a lot of the crying and pussy calls and stuff like that.
So that's what she was mocking him for.
The crying.
They didn't do flopping back in the day.
But flopping early 2000s.
If you fail, you fail.
Yeah.
Early 2000s, there was flopping.
Rest in peace, Kobe would flop.
But it was like nobody came to have floppy.
People would.
But you know when flopping came in the league?
When the Euros come in?
1,000%.
Dirk was my, I'm average.
Even before Dirk.
Vladi.
Vladi.
Oh, I hated that one.
So like the Euros brought the soccer culture.
Yeah.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Yeah.
And it was effective.
Yeah.
Like they would get calls and the rest didn't know what to do because they're seeing seven-foot masculine men go like this.
And they're like, it must have been a foul.
Like no one would act gay on purpose.
This is the 90s.
So they got every single call and they literally had to like reconfigure their brains to how these players' bodies would move.
You see Joel and Bi, who is like, I mean, the guy is the most frustrating player to watch.
Fuck Joel, right?
But here's like Dennett.
So here's the thing.
I'll say two things.
He's the most frustrating player to watch because he does all the like annoying like tries for foul shit that James Harden does, but he's in slow motion.
So he's not interesting when he does it.
That being said, his IQ is out the fucking wazoo.
Like he is, I've never seen a seven footer that has that type of game IQ.
Like to be able in a moment go, okay, I'm going for foul or okay, I'm creating separation and shoot.
Like it's, he's annoying to watch and we're playing him.
It drives me fucking crazy.
But I'm also like, if he was on our team, I'd be like, well, that's fundamentals.
And he might be coming to your team and it would be perfect with Jalen Brunson in the fourth.
So I got to be very careful.
You know what I mean?
But you got to clear that Bell's palsy up.
Motherfucker got a disease from the 1800s.
Did you hear this?
No.
His face is paralyzed.
I think half his body maybe.
Son, they're saying...
That shit makes him look meaner.
I like that shit.
He's got Harvey Dennis, right?
During the interviews, he's just meme-mugging niggas.
Like, keep that up.
I like that.
Son.
I saw him talking shit.
And then I saw he wear skechers.
And I was like, no, he can't lose a motherfucker to wear skechers, bro.
That should be heartbreaking, Doug.
True.
You can't do it.
You saw when he was on the floor and he like tried to grab dude.
Yeah.
That shit was a little crazy.
Nah, he should be kicked out for that.
Yeah.
Mitchell Robinson, who sat out last game because of it, like jumped up and he grabbed me, kind of like bent his leg.
He had a couple flagrants.
Like, that's crazy.
Yeah.
But they don't want to ruin the season.
Yeah, I know.
And that would be the fucking series for sure.
Yeah.
But, you know, it's terrifying.
But we're going to close it out tonight.
Yo, Nick's, that's right.
We're recording this on Tuesday right now.
Nick's, you got to keep doing what you're doing.
I'm not ever going to refer to you as a Knicks fan.
You're a Knicks fan.
You've had season tickets.
This guy is a big one.
He's a guy holder.
He's such a fucking loser.
I hate him so much.
You've had season tickets, unattended seats for years.
But fuck both of you guys.
Fuck you more, though.
At least he had season tickets.
When was the last night?
He's here.
He's been before this.
He's like, fuck.
How many Drake concerts you've been to in the last three years?
How many?
No, that's fake.
I'm into 17 Drake concerts.
Single Knick game.
Mouse, I got Chalcon Mouse Jones.
He's so funny.
Was open for me.
He was like, yo, I went to the Drake concert.
I thought, oh, this N-Work knew every word to every Drake song that came on.
He had his nails painted.
I was like, I don't know this N-word.
That nigga was there too.
Yeah, but you're a bigger.
You're a Drake fan.
I am a Drake fan.
Kudos to you.
You're not a Knicks fan.
I'm a Knicks fan.
I went to two Knicks games.
One was in LA, one was here.
You're a fucking loser.
Nah, but this season, I went to two games.
That's more than you did, more than he did.
No, I was just.
I'm not a Knicks fan.
All right, so both.
Listen, we're busy.
And also, you know, this is a tricky one this year.
Oh, yeah.
This is a tricky one.
They're going to close out today.
They're going to close out today.
Third game of the season.
You know, it's funny as it.
So we got the shows this weekend, obviously, MSG.
And I remember when I was booking the shows, they said, listen, there's a chance that the Knicks make a late playoff run that you could potentially get bumped out of your dates.
Is that a risk you're willing to take?
And I remember saying to the person at MSG on the phone, I go, I've been a Knicks fan my whole life.
I've never been more comfortable with this risk.
I said, book the goddamn shows.
Ain't no fucking way.
Oh, my God.
Some six-foot light-skinned motherfucker is going to come in and drop 50 every goddamn kid.
Unbelievable.
Bro, my mom called me.
She was like, yeah, so I see that like the, there's a playoff game on the same day as the show.
Like, what's up with that?
And I was like, oh, well, like, they have it like double booked because if the game doesn't happen, then the show happens.
And she goes, so, like, the games are just rigged?
I love that.
I was like, what?
I love it.
She's like, well, like, they already know the outcome of the games because they're not going to, like, it makes no sense doing two things on the same day.
Like, once you believe this, everything is conspiracy, everything does become strong.
She got a good point.
It's a great point.
I was like, are we fucking rigged?
I mean, it is rigged to the point that Joelle and B didn't get kicked out the fucking series immediately after injury.
And you saw him kick homeboy as well.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was foul.
That was dirty.
That's just like some rough play.
That was cool.
The nut kick?
Yeah, the nut kick.
Not crazy.
I think like a hard foul or like, I'm okay with it, but a nut kick is weird.
Like, I don't think he was strictly going for the nuts.
He was just trying to create content.
Yeah, just you'd have hit him a little bit.
Tom Brady Roast Conspiracy00:15:09
I don't mind.
That's playoff ball.
But the shit on the floor, like that, he could have hurt him.
And then that would have fucked our whole season.
Son, I love it when New York is.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
No, the city, I've never lived here when the Knicks were good.
The city's going to be fucked.
I remember Lynn's sanity, the city was buzzing.
Bro, that was all the only taste of the game.
I remember stopping punching Asians for two weeks.
Wow.
Really?
Yep.
Yep.
There was a combo.
There was a combo all the time in COVID.
But no, Lynn's sanity was crazy.
It's really because outside of like Puerto Ricans and Dominicans, the only sport all of us play growing up is basketball.
And Puerto Ricans and Dominicans will hoop a little bit, but usually they play baseball.
White people in New York don't play anything but basketball.
Black people don't play nothing but basketball.
That's the only sport.
I've never heard a high school football conversation in New York.
Soccer isn't even there.
So the whole city only cares about one thing.
So it is the closest, in my opinion, to like Europeans with football.
And that there's one sport that the city cares about.
Whereas like when you start going down south, they like football.
They play, they play golf.
There's all these other activities that people could play.
I don't even think New Yorkers fuck with baseball like that that much.
I think when the Yankees win, it's mostly people from like Long Island and Jersey to come down.
The one pushback I'll give you, your point stands, but in terms of having something else to root for, like in Alabama, the only thing they can possibly root for is college football, Alabama University.
I think that is like soccer in Europe.
Yeah.
They play everything, but that's all we have to root for.
And specifically, like they might not even know the players on the team.
But they love the team.
And in Europe, they might not even know the players on the team, but they love it.
It might not be a good team.
It don't matter.
It's third division.
It's like Brian Simpson.
Shout out to Brian.
I saw him at the mothership.
Finally got to meet him.
But he was saying he did shows in Huntsville and he's like, and these are like the smartest people in Alabama.
The NASA Center is there.
And he's like, one fucking roll tide can ruin your show for 20 goddamn minutes.
One fucking idiot going.
Roll tide.
Then everybody says roll tide or whatever the other part of the chan is and it just goes like non-stop.
One person, one person, one person.
He's like, literally 45 minutes, 25 minutes of my show was that out of 45.
Roll tide.
And then whatever the fuck the other part is.
And they just, what is it?
Well, the other team is War Eagle.
Roll Tide, War Eagle, Roll Tide, Roll Tide, War Eagle.
It's just unbelievable.
He's like, nothing.
The more you love your team, the less creative the song needs to be.
Like the Knicks had a song and the lyrics were, go, New York.
Go, New York.
Go.
Go.
And that shit you couldn't tell us wasn't the most fire song ever written by it.
It's still fire.
It's still fire.
I remember that shit.
Come on.
Go, New York.
Go, New York, go.
That sucks.
There's three words in that whole song.
Stop it.
I should have thought.
That's fired.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That shit is hot.
It's very 90s.
It was a white dude rapping it.
It was?
Vanelle Ice had go ninja, go ninja, go in the Ninja Turtles soundtrack.
But I don't, I remember that one.
Y'all just spun that off.
Made it your own.
But there was a white dude that rapped this one.
And I try to find it on Instagram all the time, like to add to whatever, and it's not there.
But I'm almost positive.
It's going to make me like the song less, but man, come on.
You don't like Knicks or the song.
Stop.
I like it.
I've always been a Knicks fan.
We jinxing the Knicks right now.
We got to stop talking about them.
We jinxed them.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, let's go.
Y'all there.
Massie Itzler.
Oh, yeah.
This is a...
How the fuck did he get credit for writing the greatest hype song in history?
He's the guy that's the big calendar.
Oh, isn't he?
Yeah, yeah.
You've seen him on Instagram.
He's like a productivity guru at this point.
Is this Humans of New York?
That's Humans of New York?
No, no, no.
I like that.
That's a good.
Keep trying.
Speaking of Humans in New York, do you see the Cheese Ball Eater guy?
No.
So funny.
You didn't see that?
No, tell me.
This guy had put up a giant poster all over the city.
He's like, on April 27th, I'm going to be in Washington Square Park and I'm going to eat a whole thing of cheese balls.
A whole bucket of cheese balls.
You know the big one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you just literally just went out to Washington Square Park and like 500 people, a thousand people show up.
And they're like, they're just chanting.
They have signs.
They're like ready for him.
He's just standing there.
Oh, no.
And they go nuts.
And does he finish the entire side?
He finishes the whole thing.
Like a Costco-sized chair.
And it was just like a little New York moment, dude.
It was awesome.
It's like the nicest day of the year.
He ucks the shit.
New York is back.
Yo, isn't that, isn't that, isn't that awesome?
That no matter what happens in a city in New York City, you could call it a New York moment and then it makes sense.
Like, that's not a New York moment.
A guy eating a cheese ball bucket in New York?
But Mark was like, it was just a New York moment.
And I didn't even catch it.
I was like, it is.
It's the greatest thing.
What a city is cheeseballs getting in.
That's a very good point.
New York moment would have been if he got robbed for his cheese ball.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, dude.
There's like a thousand people in Union Square.
No, it's genius marketing, dude.
And he just stands there and eats the whole shit.
There's like music playing.
People are like selling merchandise.
Oh, he does.
Is he a minority?
He doesn't show his face the whole time.
No.
Is he a white or is he a minority?
He gotta be all white.
But no, the hands look a little putter again.
No, but he's doing it for the love.
Yeah, Puerto Ricans like cheeseballs and those, I think.
But dude, this is just insane.
He's like doing it like hype.
He's one one by one.
Brilliant.
Guys, tour dates.
Bunch just added.
So hurry up and buy your tickets.
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June 21st and 22nd, Raleigh.
Here's a bunch of new dates coming.
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July 26th and 27th, Jacksonville.
September 6th and 7th, Vegas horse come through.
September 12th through 14th, Miami.
And September 19th through 21st, Timonium.
And that last, also probably least, September 28th and 29th, Greenville, South Carolina.
Guys, get your tickets at akashing.com.
Thank you guys so much.
We're just having a fucking fantastic time at these shows.
We're selling them out.
Thank you to everybody who came through, everybody who watched Gaslit.
I appreciate y'all.
I love y'all.
AkashSing.com for tickets to these dates.
And I'll see you at the garden to watch our boy Schultze.
Let's get back to the show.
Yo, I think I could talk about this now, but this is a crazy weekend.
Obviously, MSG is Friday, Saturday.
Fire.
And then Sunday, I'm going out to LA.
You guys all know, but we could tell the boys, the asshole army, to roast Tom Brady, man.
That's going to be gone.
That's fire.
I'm excited for that one.
That's going to be cool.
You ready?
Yeah, I saw Sony working some shit out at Mother Show.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Tony's going to be there.
There's going to be Kevin Harts hosting it.
There's going to be a bunch of other people there.
They told me, they told me I can't really talk about.
I feel like everyone's going to be there.
If Tom Brady's getting roasted, with part are you going?
Here's the thing.
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
It's going to be fun.
No, no, it's going to be fun.
It's going to be fun.
It's live.
Yeah, buddy.
So you just, you know, you go for it.
I think it's a horrible decision by Netflix.
Yeah, I mean, I've told him this.
It's just like with Roast, you're going to have fucking NFL players reading.
Like, that's never a good combo.
So it's just like, why would you do it?
Why would you do this live?
You film it, then edit it down to the best version and then put it out.
They're doing a few live things.
They really are leaning into the live.
Cat Williams special is going to be live, which I think Cat will knock that out of the park.
But still, like, Chris Rock walked off upset if you saw the live.
He was upset about a couple lines he fucked up.
Why not just edit?
Yeah, but for their argument, for the rock thing, it was like the most viewed thing that they've ever had.
It was a big moment.
And then, and then, so I understand where they're coming from.
Like, there's going to be excitement, but I also think like Tom, roasting Tom in general is just going to be such a crazy thing that people would watch that you could film it and then put it out a week later and it wouldn't make any difference at all.
In my opinion, but yeah, it'll be fun.
Now, they got me going last, which is the worst position.
It's not.
Yeah, it's not like a cleanup.
So here's the thing.
It's respectful.
Like, I'm like, oh, that's cool, but I don't care to go last.
Like, I'm not like, you got to put me at the end.
The reason why you don't want to go last is because you lose jokes throughout the whole thing.
Lisa Lampinelli talked to me about this.
I randomly talked to her backstage of the show for a couple hours and she said when she was going last at the roast, she's like, so many comics who wouldn't want to go last.
So I would have to.
Yeah, no comic wants to go last.
Think of all the jokes that are getting done.
She's like, you have your list and you're just scratching.
You invariably are scratching off so many jokes.
They're like, well, I can't do that.
Or they hit the same Giselle joke 50 times or whatever.
And you're like, well, fuck.
Now I got to do something different.
So are you talking with the other comedians in terms of like what bars they got?
I think that that should be what the show does, but there's no real process for that.
And then people don't really show.
Comedians aren't going to be honest.
They're going to keep their shit in the tub.
If I was doing it, I would have everybody submit to like an entity what you're going to do.
And then that entity would filter out and make a decision and be like, hey, there's crossover here.
Let's not do that.
Like that would make the best show, especially if you're going to do live.
But it doesn't seem like there's that process.
And also, like, obviously, the players are all going to have the things they say.
But keep in mind, it's different than just doing a stand-up show.
When you do a stand-up show, you just talk about all the different topics.
You're just talking about the motherfuckers on the dais.
Yeah.
And this is going to be long.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But at the same time, it's Tom Motherfucking Brady.
It's like a pretty sick thing.
Yeah.
Where's it going to be?
The forum.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I thought it was at like a theater.
How many times are you going to perform at the forum this year, dog?
That's a good point.
That's fire.
So, no, it's cool.
You have any bar that didn't make the cut that you could tell us here?
Nothing that I'm like throwing out yet because, again, I don't know where shit will be.
I have a set that I've been working out.
And it's like, I almost kind of want to, no matter what, release the set.
Yeah.
Because I'll probably have to scratch shit off as we go through.
But there's a version where it's just like, this is fire.
I want y'all to see this.
Yeah.
So I might like, you know, film it or release it or something.
I've heard it's crazy.
I talked to a buddy of mine that was at the cellar.
Oh, really?
He ran it?
Oh, I see.
He was like, bro.
It's wild, bro.
Candy type shit.
I don't know.
I mean, let's hope that we get there and there's still jokes.
I'm excited for it.
I'm excited for it.
Cool weekend, busy ass motherfucking weekend, but we're going to be good.
And then you're going to be out there and you're going to be out there for the fest.
Yes, improv.
Both shows sold out.
Got it.
Got it.
And then Mark.
I'm going to be doing my buddy Kid Super show.
Hell yeah, dog.
Kid Super is doing the Paris Fashion Week fashion show for Netflix.
Amazing.
Yeah, so I'll be wearing like a 2-2 or something.
Wait a minute.
And are they going to, they're going to, I know Kid will film it, but is it going to be filmed?
Okay.
Yeah, it was not going to be put out.
But Kid Super will do it.
Maybe they'll do something with it.
Really?
He won't even film it at all?
I mean, it might be filmed for us, but it's not going to be the way that the one you did in Paris was like released as a special.
It's not going to be like released.
Got it.
Okay.
That'll be cool, though.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Yeah, that'll be fun.
Shout out to Common.
Did you see your album?
No, no.
His album is on the album.
Yeah, I'm paying my nails, bro.
I'm doing the whole thing.
Oh, you need to be fine.
Are you going to?
What day?
It's a Sunday.
It's the same day as the roast.
Yeah, I think it's Tom Brady.
Before or after.
I don't know.
It's not the same time, though.
It's crazy.
You all just decided.
Oh, it's the biggest weekend we're all going to do.
Let's toss another thing on.
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, we're dumb.
Oh, when they told me it was this, I was like, hell yeah, I want to do this shit.
And then when they said what day it was, I was like, oh, it would be.
Yeah.
It would be the fucking day after.
So now I got to decide: do I fly out immediately after the Saturday show?
No.
Or do I fly out Sunday?
Either way, I can't party like crazy.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, bro, think about it.
I mean, you can't party crazy after night one because you got to be ready for night two, night three.
Nah, but you can't go.
I'm a father.
Don't listen to Al.
Don't listen to Al.
No, I hear what you're saying.
No, I heard you saying, no, no, we're obviously going to say that.
But frankly, there's three nights.
You know what I mean?
Night one, night two, and then night three is the roast.
Yeah, but I understand what you're saying, which is like, yo, it's everybody's here.
This is this moment that I've been working towards.
Like, I'm, I'm way more excited about MSG.
Like, that's what I've been working towards.
This is another cool thing that just happens to be very inconvenient timing.
But like, this is MSG is like everything I've worked for in my professional career.
So it's going to be fun.
We'll all be out there.
I'll be out there Sunday.
Are you going to come?
Of course.
Oh, Sunday.
I don't know.
Come on, bro.
Come on, L.
We can.
You got a spot out there still, right?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, actually, I could come.
Let's kick it Sunday night.
I mean, I'm going out Sunday.
I'm coming back Monday.
Yeah, yeah.
I have a 6 a.m. flight Monday.
Okay, good.
I'm going back Thursday.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's, yeah, it's going to be crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're just bouncing around.
It's going to be fun, though.
Yeah.
We got 6 a.m.
We got pies next week, right?
Exactly.
We got pies.
So I'm coming back.
I mean, I'm coming back for my daughter.
But yes, we also do have pods that we have to do.
Yeah, that's the tricky thing.
Wait, what?
It's just like moving a family is hard.
Suggestion.
Talk to me.
Oh, unless that's what we were trying to do.
And I didn't want to say it to you guys until I knew it was possible.
But like, my wife's brother is graduating.
So her family's coming out here.
And that graduation is the week after MSG.
So it's here.
Yeah.
So it's like, it'd be like moving their whole family.
It was just too crazy.
Yeah.
We could just spot out there.
Bro, I literally, we talked about it and I was like, we do it at WTF.
Like it would be the easiest fucking thing to do.
But I don't want to miss out with family.
We're shy, bro.
We've been away like every weekend for the whole month.
So anyway, cool stuff.
So let's go check that out.
And then, and yeah, make sure you check out Akasha's shows.
They're sold out.
So if you already got tickets, you check them out.
Make sure you go check out Mark if you want to see Mark in a dress at the kids super show.
I would say I'm pulling up, but I ain't.
Nah, I would expect you to.
I'll be dressed like Eddie Izzard.
You are.
You got to pull up to where the fuck we at after the kids super show.
Yeah.
In the dress, though.
Show up in the dress.
Yeah, me and friend of the dress.
Yeah.
All right, Mark.
We're getting you, bro.
Yeah, I know, bro.
Why do they do this?
Why do they put black men in dresses?
Back to the show.
Okay, guys, we have an official rap beef.
Finally.
It's happened.
Kendrick Dry.
I'm such a prisoner of the moment, bro.
I'm such a prisoner of the moment.
I love this.
Bro, I'm such.
I love this.
The last thing I hear is the best thing I heard.
And I put that shit on today.
I don't even know what he said.
I'll be honest.
I don't even know.
He's got the voice breaking and whatever.
You know that thing where he does the puberty shit?
And like, I'm like, or whatever it is.
Kendrick Drake Rap Beef00:10:03
What your voice is.
Cracks a little, right?
Yeah.
And he's just.
Yeah.
Right?
But he had some bars that I don't remember that were fired.
Like, I don't remember nothing, but it was heat.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
So the beginning starts.
Literally just dropped like about an hour ago.
Yeah.
So we ain't really taking in that much.
Yes.
But yeah, there were a couple bars that stuck out.
The first one.
Which one?
The one.
If you play the intro backwards, it says, everything they say about me is true.
I believe.
Yeah, it does.
Okay.
You're right.
So let's just start with that.
Does that mean like the family stuff that he mentioned?
Well, he said fabricate stories on the family front.
So that's what's weird.
So then what is it?
I don't know.
I think it says, if you don't say lies about me, I won't say truths about you.
Yeah.
Fire bar.
That was a nice book.
Now he knows something.
Is he saying that about Drake?
Everything they say about me is true?
Whoa, Okay, just so we can, just so what you mean is he's not saying that as Kendrick.
He's like...
Yeah, as Drake.
Wait, is it in Drake's actual voice or is it in Kendrick's voice?
I thought it was Kendrick's voice.
I love this.
I hit you.
So you have to be a detective.
This combines conspiracy theories and rap beef, and it's so fun.
Yes.
Okay.
So I'm calling bullshit on the don't make me talk about your truth stuff because this is fucking six minutes and 40 seconds.
Like, you said everything you could say.
This is too long for you to still have stuff left in the tuck to say.
Okay, but I think this is.
But it's more fun to think.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, no, definitely.
Are we thinking, there's no way a body or is there a body that he knows about?
If it turns out Drake really killed XXX Tentacion.
I mean, that's crazy.
There's no way because the kids would have ratted already.
Holding it down.
18 year old kids.
I mean, they what?
I don't think Drake contacted the 18 year old kids.
I think, if anything, it was somebody told somebody told somebody and then they know that there's a yeah, but I still don't think.
Yeah, I don't think they're behind, I don't think he's in, he's.
So here's what i'll say to you, al.
He's kind of insinuating things, but he's not saying yeah, anything.
I think what he's saying is i'll do the push of teeth.
Have you ever paid 500 go up.
Have you ever paid 500 000 to like an open case?
What does that mean al, an open case?
Well, I have, and I felt that both I failed.
Have you ever played?
Have you ever?
I think he said I failed at both.
Oh, I think, have you ever played?
Have you have you ever?
Okay and word, let's play.
Have you ever watched your enemy down, walk your enemy down oh, walk these lyrics wrong as yeah, I know genius, so rab genius, just trying to get, and I think it's just a white guy doing his best.
Yeah, so he doesn't know what.
Walk your enemy down means literally.
I was refreshing the page and you would just see more words like that changing.
Yeah, I think, when it's when it's highlighted gray, that means either they're not sure or maybe this is all they are sure about.
No, when it's highlighted gray, that means there's a hyperlink so you can click it and explain, oh yeah okay sorry, it's all right, I don't need red genius, i'm not white.
An open case is an ongoing investigation.
That's what I figured, 500 000 to an open case.
So I guess he's trying to like pay off a case.
He's saying yeah, or it's opening a case of money with 500 grand in it.
You know what i'm saying?
I'm trying.
No, I think he's saying he paid off, he paid 500k to maybe get rid of a case.
He said i'll park your son it park, is that?
Just because somebody asked, does Drake's mom have park?
Uh, Parkinson?
Is that you that asked that?
Or is somebody on twitter Park is uh, who has Parkinson's 40, right?
Drake's Producer?
Oh no, he got.
He has some illness.
He got Ms. Oh, ain't that the same?
No, I think so similar.
That's, if you have multiple sclerosis, if you have, you got like a lot of sclerosis.
Yeah, you got like sclerosia.
If you got sclerosi, that's Parkinson's.
I thought that's what Michael Jose got.
Yeah, they're both medically speaking.
Yes okay, when you stand by sex.
I believe this is too bad.
I believe you don't like women.
That's real competition.
You might pop ass with them like that's not hearing any of this.
Oh, he said he tried to cease and desist to like that record, which is kind of damning, I guess.
Apparently Drake had to cease and desist for his, his diss, for Kendrick's diss.
Oh wow, wow.
So you ain't like that record.
He doesn't say why.
He just said he tried to cease and desist to like that record.
You ain't like that record.
When he starts talking in a Toronto accent, oh, that is unbelievable, unbelievable.
So much fun to be prisoner of the moment.
Guys, i'm telling you, if you just let yourself go and you just indulge in the last thing that you try yeah, your life will be so much more enjoyable.
Yeah, because you're not constantly comparing, you're just going.
Oh, this is awesome.
I was saying Now, I'm a Drake hater.
I could tell four hours ago.
I was like, Drake won.
There's nothing.
There's nothing you can do.
It's taking too long.
And now I'm like, this is a rap.
What are you going to say?
Drake, it's over.
It's over.
I definitely was saying that this week, and I was like, if nothing drops this weekend, it's over.
It's done.
And how long was it?
Two weeks?
Two weeks from the drum?
Yeah, pretty much.
Two weeks ago, which was according to that was what Drake took.
He might have taken 28.
Yeah, but Drake dropped on, I think it was Saturday morning.
So this is Tuesday.
So he's two weeks and some days.
All right.
But it's around the same time.
It's not like some crazy shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's.
It's good that he made it really long because now it's like, all right, we're giving you a little bit more grace because we see you put the work in.
Dude, he just came back with like one verse.
Dude, diss tracks need to have radio play.
Like, I feel like a diss track with radio play is a better diss.
It is more effective.
It's more effective.
Like back to back, like, you'll be in the club being like, yo, is that a world tour or your girl's tour?
Like, forever.
You know what I mean?
So, like, such a fantastic line.
People are going to be dissing this guy into perpetuity.
Whereas, like, some of these other ones, like the story of Addy Dawn, like, is like a good diss, but it's like, you'll never hear it again.
I can't remember the last time I heard it since it played.
Yeah, but he still pusher does get the win for that one, though.
Yeah, I know.
I don't even know.
This is where this is where there's some debate.
What I will say is this: it's possible that a diss track could get escape velocity, which is ether, which is what is the pop one about Biggie?
Hit him up.
Hit him up.
Yeah, hit him up.
Well, that's also like a radio song.
First off, fuck your bitch and click you.
That's pure radio.
I mean, ether wasn't.
Yeah, ether wasn't radio.
No.
But everybody knows it.
It became a word.
Like, it's part of vernacular.
So if it's that nice, it could do it.
This is not that nice.
And neither is Drake's, to be honest with you.
Like, neither of them approach ether levels where you're just like, that's the only thing you think about when it comes to rap beef.
Yeah.
But in terms of radio play, I think push-up is more radio friendly than this.
Yeah, but I think that's the general goal of Drake.
I like that way more.
It's the best thing.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, click number one.
Yeah, I should fire your ass up.
Good point.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so any other things from this disc?
Do we see anything happen?
You heard it's starting to get a little violent potentially because one of the dudes' houses got robbed.
Yeah, could be a coincidence.
I think this was who's Cash, one of the managers from Exo.
Yeah.
That's Drake shit.
No, weekend.
I think that's Weekend's Manager.
Oh.
And there was like gunshots and shit, and somebody might have gotten injured.
So, like, now, unfortunately, the rap beef that we all thought was going to be the safest, most verbal has become physical and violent.
And that's corn.
That's some pussy shit, bro.
That is the most pussy ass shit.
It's like you have the ability to go back.
You said the shit, right?
You have the ability to take shots, go take the shots, take it back.
You guys have studios, you have music, you are creatives.
You have the ability to compete on a creative level.
And if, if, hypothetically, if somebody is telling someone to go rob them or is paying somebody to go shake shit up, that's soft, bro.
That's an admission of weakness, in my opinion.
Yeah, that's why.
And Drake's so calculated where I don't think he would do that, especially this close.
He can't be from his crew.
Yeah, I think it's, you know, how people just want to be like, oh, hey, I want to get down with this crew.
So, oh, so they're doing it too.
Yeah.
I think that's what that happens, bro.
And especially LA, everybody knows where everyone lives.
Yeah.
What happened in LA?
Yeah.
That's just been a regular.
Yeah, that is another thing.
My bad.
Didn't calculate that.
He got LA.
Yeah, I got nothing to do.
Actually, this is the perfect time to rob all of them because they're going to be looking for suspects in the ops, not just random robbers.
This is the best time in history to be a white robber in LA.
If you're a white guy that robs famous people in LA, get to work.
Because nobody's coming to look, right?
Yeah, rob any rapper, you're good.
Yeah, exactly.
If you're one of these guys, you got to protect the other guy's house.
This is like the mob shit where like a guy gets out of prison and he'd like that.
He has to protect the snitch.
Wait, break this down.
No, I don't know.
I forgot what I was talking to.
I was talking to some guy that went to prison and he was like, basically, was going back and forth with this guy.
And if the guy died, then he would be the number one suspect.
So now he had to pay bodyguards to protect the guy that was suing him so that he wouldn't have to snitch.
So that, so that the guy that he was against, like nothing, if anything happened to him, if he got in a car accident, if he like slipped and tripped down the stairs, he would be the suspect because he had a violent history.
So these two guys were in some type of litigation and the one guy had to protect the other guy.
Because if anything happened, he would be the suspect.
Mob Shit and Snitch Protection00:06:13
Right, So this is the same thing, bro.
Like, Drake has to protect all of that.
Send the security.
Make sure he's ready to cook.
That's just not the security that was with Whitney, though.
Yo, this guy.
This guy is wild.
He's wild.
He's wild.
He's team OVO.
Yeah, nah.
It was in the room.
What tips you offer?
What was it?
Wow.
Oh, the three Drake concerts I went to this year?
Yeah.
Am I crazy for feeling like that?
You went to three Drake concerts and two nicknames?
I knew you were a fucking loser.
I knew you were a fucking loser.
Take the hat off.
You got the nail polish.
That's your uniform.
He switched it up.
He had Wayne one night.
He had J. Cole another night.
That's different concerts right there.
Am I crazy for feeling like this is kind of WWE?
Like, maybe I've been talking to my mom too much, but there's a part of me deep in my core where I'm like, both of them are in on this.
Well, maybe it can get away.
No, but to his, to be fair, he does say, like, what's all this?
That's a couple lines.
He's like, what's all this real shit?
This is sport.
This is what it is.
We're just talking shit.
This isn't a real thing.
He like says that.
And then he says wild shit about not raising his son.
Oh, yeah, that was, that was wild.
Like, it ain't sport.
Like, that, I don't like that.
And he'll say, like, oh, I didn't learn.
I didn't shoot the AK right the first time I shot it.
Now I know how to shoot it now.
It's like lower.
Why does he say that?
Because of the recoil.
That was the blackest moment Al's ever had.
But he must not have been an AK because the AK doesn't have recoil.
Well, they're saying the Draco.
I think the Draco is the what's the what's the gun they all use?
He's like, who's they?
Hey, Al.
Who's they?
Because I got an idea, but I want to know what you're thinking.
I want to know if we're both on the same page here with they.
Because you threw it out.
All the military.
Put on your cut.
Put on your flight.
All the military.
M16.
That opinion came with the outfit.
That's seen.
You know what I mean?
Government-issued rifle.
Got it.
Got it.
Military folks.
Yes, yes, yes.
Got it.
He threw that out there in the most Cuban fucking way.
Wait, did we tell the story yet?
What?
About our driver, our Uber driver in Tampa?
No, this guy's.
Oh, my God.
We had an Alex driver in Tampa.
We get into the Uber.
Jacksonville.
Sorry, Jacksonville.
Yeah, yeah.
We get into it.
Yeah, that's right.
Jacksonville, yeah.
We get into the Uber and I'm feeling a little like, I don't know.
I don't know if I'm like friendly or antagonistic.
I haven't decided yet.
But I'm like, what's up, man?
How you doing?
Just trying to figure out Jacksonville, get the feel of the vibe, whatever, like that.
And he's like, what's up, man?
And I'm like, how's everything going out here?
He's like, it's good.
Where are you guys coming from?
I go, oh, New York.
He goes, that's a shame.
I go, what?
Yeah, yeah.
I go, what?
I just started to smile.
He goes, yeah, liberal city, ruined, crime everywhere.
Drug addicts, people just murdering everything.
And I'm like, oh, wow.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not really a liberal city.
We always got Republican mayors, and you know, that's just what it is.
We're just cool with gay people.
And he goes, He goes, Yeah, it's weird anyway, but still, crime, drug addict shootings everywhere.
I'm like, Well, what's your mayor?
He goes, Uh, well, she's a Democrat, but still, you know, she hasn't ruined everything yet.
The other guy was one of these Gavin Newsom types, can't even fucking trust him, right?
We're like, We're like, Okay, this is gonna be fun.
And they go, Hey, aren't there like shootings and drugs and shit all over here?
He goes, Yeah, not downtown.
I'm like, Yeah, but there's shootings everywhere in this place.
Well, he's probably got some liberal ass city.
That's where that's happening.
He goes, Yeah, it's not happening right here.
And I go, You know, still shootings everywhere in Jacksonville.
That's what he really talks to y'all.
He goes, It's not happening here.
And I'm like, Well, where's it happen?
He goes, The are doing it.
Just drops a full hard R. Full hard R. Full R. Mark and I just go, What?
Rick.
It is on and popping.
This guy's frazzled.
I look at the ETA on the Uber app, 15 more minutes.
Didn't drop it like a minute.
And then we get off.
We're on the highway in traffic.
And he dropped a hard ER with 15 minutes left.
Oh, it gets better.
This guy's on the ropes.
He's frazzled, right?
Mark, everything calms down.
Mark hits him with one just haymaker.
He goes, All right, all right, let's just calm things down here.
Like, where's the gay neighborhood at?
And he goes, Oh, the gay neighbor's over in Suffolk.
And Mark goes, How do you know that?
He calls him a driver.
I'm a taxi driver.
It's my job.
I gotta know these things.
Bro, we had this guy on edge for 15 more minutes, dude.
Oh, my God.
It was unreal.
Schultz starts asking about his personal life.
He starts getting in there.
He's like, I can't imagine things are good.
He's like, Yeah, yeah.
You know, my, you know, my third wife, we were actually going on a trip soon.
We're like, oh, what happened to the second wife?
And he's like, she was a whore.
We're like, what?
And he's like, yeah, you know, I went, I got deployed.
She started banging all the neighbors.
Whore?
And then we were like, all of them?
Yeah.
He goes, he goes, he goes, well, one that I knew of, probably all of them.
Whore.
And then he starts talking about the first wife.
He goes, and my first wife, actually, never mind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then Schultz goes, tell me, come here.
No, I go, you already said the N-word.
You might as well tell us what happened to your first wife.
And he turns around and goes, hey, mind your own business, jackass.
Bro, it was the crazy.
Now we're just fighting the guy.
We're just in a dispute.
Like, Edward dropped him down to three stars, and then he's slowly creeping back up.
He fought back for sure.
He goes, Yeah, yeah.
I divorced her because she was crazy, mobbed up, you know.
And then she sent a private investigator to check me out and like see what I was doing.
He was just tagging me all over the place.
I was like, did you ever think anything was going to happen to you?
She's like, nah, I think I was okay.
But I did move to Florida.
Wow.
Anyway, so that was what you were doing.
And then picks up from where?
Mississippi?
No.
I was up in like, where was it?
Philly or something.
Yeah.
Philly.
And then gets on the phone, starts speaking perfect Spanish.
Oh, yeah, he's a Cuban the whole time.
We thought he was like this white hillbilly guy, but he's a Cuban the whole time.
So we gave him a little slide on the N-word, but maybe we shouldn't.
Momentous Collagen Shots00:03:01
What is your point?
He's like, I'm done, dude.
What complexion?
Like he looked, he looked.
I thought he was white.
He looked whiter, but sometimes when you're that racist sounding, you kind of seem it.
You know how like there's some white guys like that have the Sean King effect where like when they sound blacker, you're like, oh, maybe he is mixed.
He was Sean King, but hillbilly.
Gotcha.
Like Sean King's brother.
Yeah.
So nah, he can't say it.
He can't say it.
Okay, got it.
Okay, fair enough.
But he looked like every single like Facebook profile picture, like the dude in the car glasses.
Like, have you seen this, like every Republican dude on the internet?
Oh, dude.
It's the same guy.
Red hat?
Oh, no, no, no.
It'll just be like just a hat, like maybe like a Punisher hat.
You know what I mean?
Like the skull thing.
Yeah.
And then glasses just sitting in glasses.
Yeah.
Fast sunglasses, oh, please, just sitting in a car, and it's like every guy is the same exact one.
This dude works.
So, he would have a shirt on his graphic tips.
It was like that.
It was like walking on thin ice.
The whole thing, no, no, no, no.
It was like, once you know he can go anywhere, you're like, just not sure how it's going to go.
I remember one time he goes, you guys tour all over the place.
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Anyway, you're like him, Alan, that you're really racist towards buying.
Yeah, you're racist.
Yeah, you're a really racist guy.
You think they all have machine guns?
You do think that about black people.
You do.
And it's really nice.
I was talking about the military.
So now, NBA playoffs.
But, but, yeah.
No, no, no.
Okay.
We said that to say this.
It was Michael Chandler, was the guy who why is everyone going for Michael Chandler, dude?
Because he has two adopted black children.
Monster respect.
What'd you say?
Monster.
How dare he?
How dare you?
What an asshole?
Yeah.
But what an asshole to take these kids out of the foster system and raise them.
How dare you?
As if they were his own.
How dare you?
With love and affection.
He's a shit, dude.
But I think the thing that he said was he's not raising them as black kids.
He's just raising them as children.
I think that's exactly.
And I think that black people online were like, you don't have a choice but to raise them as black kids.
But what if he said this?
What if he said the opposite?
What if he's like, I'm not raising them as children?
I'm raising them as black kids.
Yeah, that would sound wild.
I got these motherfuckers doing hop scotting, double touch.
We got them doing all the things.
These are little piglets.
Yeah.
Piglets.
Piglets.
Why can't you say piglets?
Why can't you say piglets?
Piglets.
If you went back two letters in the alphabet, it would have been a very different situation.
I saw Al calculate whether or not he should snuff it.
I saw it.
I saw this.
My LeBron's campaign.
Now you get.
Now you get money.
Because sometimes these white bitches draw in on your nerve.
But yeah, all the comments are like, society is going to raise them as black kids, so you have to teach them the culture, which might be true, but he don't, yeah, he don't know that.
He just, he's a white dude who grew up a white dude.
He doesn't understand these things and he'll learn.
I'm yelling at him.
I also think there's part of him that's like, he's like, I don't want to force anything on them.
I want them to exist in the world as who they are.
Right.
And I totally understand black people that are like, yo, it's some wild shit they're going to go through.
And maybe you should let them know before.
So when it happens to them, they're not shocked and it doesn't break their heart that the world can be, you know, treat them a little bit differently.
Yeah.
So I understand that perspective as well.
That being said, Chandler can't be like, I'm raising them black because then black Twitter is going to be like, the fuck you know about race.
I'm not going to do that.
He can't win.
He can't win.
But in this, this is a net positive.
You're taking two kids out of the foster system.
This is fucking awesome.
He's a great dude.
I, on the other hand, will have white children and I will raise them black.
So it'll be a while.
How's that different than how you grew up?
I'm going to raise my kids black as hell, dude.
How?
How so?
I'm going to teach them how to rap.
They're going to play basketball.
That's white.
All black people just rap.
That's white.
Basketball, that's European.
Oh, fuck.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Yo.
They're going to sell bags on Canal Street.
That's what I'm going to make my kids do that.
That'll be fun.
Oh, like black, black.
Yeah, we're going all the way.
Whoa, really?
My kids are going to be hustling.
No, that's African.
My kids will be hustling, bro.
They'll be making money off rip.
Let me tell you something about Africans.
Africans don't have the same fear of police that American blacks got.
We're talking about Canal Street with me.
Son, these Africans ain't watched not one George Floyd video.
These Africans think they're American and just white about it.
Like, they are cursing at the cops.
They're on the street selling weed, fake bags, fake sneakers, out in public.
They turn this one corner into like little Senegal.
Yeah.
And the cops come and try to move the shit and they're like, fuck out of here.
I just, it's unbelievable.
So now the cops are policing it a little bit more.
So now they all carry it in bags.
So it's like they can just like run.
Yeah.
So I saw the other day.
I was coming down my studio.
Explain a little bit what we're talking about, though, for people that haven't been to Canal New York.
In Canal, a lot of the guys, they happen to be African, but they're also Asian as well.
So they used to put like just a blanket on the ground.
We'll have a bunch of counterfeit shit.
Watch what Mike.
Sorry.
They would have a bunch of counterfeit shit all on the blankets.
But then police would come and they couldn't pick the shit up and so they would lose all their stuff.
Now they keep everything in bags or they keep it like away in some place and they'll have to take you around the corner to sell you some shit.
So when the police come, they all just run with their bags and it was a frenzy when I walked out the studio.
It was like 20 guys just running and the cops just trying to decide which one to go after.
Poofing in sandals.
So the guy who was the most selfish, who had the most amount of bags, he got caught because he was like wow.
It's a good lesson.
And they don't give a fuck.
They are breaking the law, cursing at the cops.
Only white people I've ever seen doing that.
White people are the only people I've ever seen do something illegal, get arrested for it, and be angry at the cops for doing their job.
How dare you?
They're so ballsy.
The moment they arrested that guy, took him off, went right back to school.
They don't care.
They don't care.
We had a racist Uber driver, right?
This guy said the N-word.
Not the most racist Uber I've ever been in.
Talk to me.
The most racist Uber driver I ever had, this will be controversial, was like a Nigerian dude that just immigrated.
No, no, no, no.
And I was like, yeah, man.
So how's Nigeria?
Like, how do you feel being in America?
I think this is like Trump was probably.
Like, what do you think of Trump?
And he was like, oh, man, you know, black people in America.
Don't get me started.
Yeah.
Full Nigerian guy, thick Nigerian accent, just talking crazy shit.
I was like, what is going on?
Really?
He's like this rap music saying the N-word.
He's just dropping it hard R again.
I was like, dude.
Mark told this story just to make himself not the most racist person in the world.
It's true.
Nigerians really don't like it.
See why they sold y'all?
I don't think we talk about that enough.
We bought them.
We didn't sell them.
You know what I mean?
It's different.
We bought.
We wasn't selling.
Like when you go by Chinatown.
Y'all made us work.
All right.
All right.
So that's a good point.
That was a good point.
That's a good point.
I made it seem like they were upset at the purchase.
If we bought him and then you got to do whatever you want, you'd be happy.
You got the fuck away from them assholes over there.
Yeah, you're right.
It was really the work.
God damn, you blew my mind right now.
Damn.
Travel wasn't the best either.
You know that.
Now you're right.
But again, that's on them.
They was not providing good travel or the Brits or whoever was the middleman.
Was it the...
No, don't tell me.
Don't do that.
No, we can't say it.
We can't say it.
We can't say it.
Bro, the Jews already getting blamed enough.
Bro, the conspiracy theorist is blaming Jews for everything.
Is your Twitter crazy right now?
Yo, my Twitter is, by crazy, do you mean awesome?
That's kind of awesome, right?
No, The way that they blame the Jews, I had them blame Jews for, they found a way to blame Jews for JFK.
Oh, hell yeah.
They think that the Jews assassinated JFK.
Hell, talk to me.
My mind is open.
Yeah, I do.
I need to hear this.
So is his.
Speaking of watermelons, JFK's brain.
The amount of racism I've seen on Twitter the last 48 hours is crazy.
It is.
It's also hilarious.
I saw this post that came up.
Bobby Fisher, okay?
One of the greatest chess players of all time.
Just two words, two sentences.
Best pattern recognizing ability in history.
Also, blames the Jews for everything.
That's funny.
That's the whole point.
For those who don't know Bobby Fisher, he's a chess prodigy in the U.S. Like took the world by storm in the 70s.
They made a movie about it, right?
They were searching for Bobby Swift.
Yeah, and then apparently he went kind of crazy and now's a big anti-Semite.
Oh, is he?
Yeah.
Went crazy or clear, whichever.
Yeah, whichever side you line.
He recognized all the patterns.
That's the point.
Bro, my Twitter.
I'm sure it was just mine.
Son, yo, it is crazy how quickly Jews get blamed for every single that, like, it is wild.
It is wild.
Like, you got to, you got to.
Like for all the Jews, I know you feel it out there, but for all the Jews that have been saying these things for years, and then you're like, nah, bro, there's no way there's no way it could happen again.
Not in America, not any place.
Bro, how fast Twitter has turned into the Jews have done everything.
They blame the Jews for the Knicks trying to bump me out of my day and master.
They did it.
And I went down the thread and I was like, I got to get to the bottom of this.
I mean, Nolan, is he?
No.
No, he's not.
His name is Dolan.
You are the worst Knicks fan, bro.
Oh, my God.
Yo, I told you.
He's a Nolan.
You're a loser.
You're going to want to assume, bro.
Kendrick won the beef.
You suck.
I hate this guy.
I hate this guy.
Nolan, I'm not doing Nick.
I'm a fucking loser.
And the fact that you just assumed he was Jewish because he always was just crazy.
Alan Pete.
Yo, 90s Alice.
Nick's a play that.
90s Alice though.
Now let's talk about trans again.
Trans out of trans cover.
Okay, so aren't you a Chiefs fan now?
Yeah.
How's that different than what he's doing?
No, I'm openly.
Y'all yelled at me for this.
This is who he'd been.
Don't yell at me.
You me.
Yeah, but I'm not switching.
I never switched sides.
He did never switch side.
Because you never talked enough about sports to switch sides.
But it is his team.
That's what I'm saying.
It is a little different when you go to a different city.
This is not his team.
It's not always been.
It's when you're born.
There is a caveat here.
You see the difference a little bit.
No.
He's a loser.
He's a fucking loser.
Tell us all the stuff that they're saying about the Jews.
I actually think in a weird way that this is helpful for you.
You need to see anti-Semitism is real.
Exactly.
Because when arguments seem logical, all of a sudden you go, wow, maybe I should look into this.
When things get so conspiratorial and ridiculous, then you can go, hey, you see how people hate us?
This is the problem, and it needs to be.
I think that was the thing I've learned post-October 7th.
However, you feel about what the government in Israel is doing, you can't say anti-Semitism isn't real.
That's a thing that I'm like, oh, fuck, that's real.
Now, I could disagree with the government of Israel's actions, but anti-Semitism is out there and it's crazy.
It's crazy.
Oh, I know it's real.
And I'm not even Jewish, but when people thinking you're Jewish.
And I'd be getting it.
Dang it.
I'd be getting it.
You and Nolan, dude.
Big Jews, dude.
Okay, so tell me, what was the crazy thing you saw?
I mean, it's just crazy.
Like the Bobby Fisher thing was wild.
I'm trying to think.
There's just been so many.
JFK shit was crazy.
Random posts.
I'm trying to think of one specifically.
Dirt just fall off you.
When you raise your arm, it just dirt just fell off.
Maybe your skin is dry.
Yeah.
Put some water on it so Akash could fucking.
I don't have a response.
I didn't see it coming.
I didn't see it coming at all.
This might have been the most crazy one.
Okay, go, go.
Go if we're even allowed to show this.
I don't think we should, but we can talk about it.
Your Twitter as well.
I think it's y'all algorithm.
I don't care.
I haven't seen this.
The other thing, I'm like, why do y'all think that I like this?
You guys, y'all are the only two that were like, my Twitter is missing.
Your Twitter's just basketball.
Who the Dallas Cowboy drafted.
This has no interest at all.
A thousand percent.
I have not seen any Adolf Hitler materials.
This is crazy.
This is the most wild one.
This has, how many views does this have?
So this has 6 million?
4 million.
The numbers are inflated.
This has 3.6.
This is crazy.
3.6 million.
You inflate him.
3.6 million.
3.6 million views.
And the post just says, why do they never show you clips like these?
And it's just Hitler playing with kids.
It's gross.
This is gross.
It's crazy.
It's fucking gross.
It's fucking wild.
And this is just, it's like people are sharing it.
He's literally marching.
Like, what is redeeming about that?
They're like, look at how great Germany was.
It's fucking crazy.
We need to keep an eye on Germans, yo.
Bro.
Yeah, yeah.
5,000 retweets.
5,000 people saw us and they were like, oh, my fans broke.
Nah, my followers didn't see this.
We need to keep an eye on Germans.
It's crazy.
Yeah, they don't have enough of individual spirit.
Do you know what I mean?
They just, they just will collect and they will do whatever needs to be done.
Like, like right now in Berlin, you know, like everyone is gay or whatever.
Like, that's the new collection.
Like, we're all going to be like gay and we're all going to suck each other's dicks in the club.
And like, that's just our culture.
And that's what we do.
But somebody just presented that idea to them.
And then they were like, okay, we do it now.
And before that, it was Nazis.
And I'm sure before that, it was something else.
We need to be very careful.
We need to keep an eye on Germans.
We got to Japanify them.
Talk to me about that.
Into cartoons.
Can I just say one thing?
I didn't want to say it because I thought it was going to be crazy.
But the fact that you said it makes it less crazy.
But no, wait.
Is it great?
They are the Asians of whites.
And the way that you can get Asians to just get on the same page is...
They make great products.
They make the engineering, efficiency.
The efficiency.
Land of emotion.
Get on the same page.
Exactly.
If Germans ate with chopsticks, we would think they were fucking Chinese.
Now, I don't even think we would know the difference.
I honestly think so.
We would stare at them.
This infuriates me.
It's so good.
It infuriates me.
Look at him.
He's a fucking Chinese.
He's a fucking Chinese.
He's mouth.
His mouth.
He's mouth.
Wasn't there a sweet mouth and they both love light skin.
Both be killing people recklessly.
You and a fly?
Look up Chinese preschool TikTok right now.
Look up Chinese preschool.
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They got these motherfuckers doing synchronized basketball drills.
It's going to look exactly like that.
Those bitches dancing in Germany.
Wait, really?
This is real.
This is actually terrifying the way preschoolers in China or kindergartners in China are.
It's like...
They don't got the love of the game, no, son.
They don't got the love of the game.
But I hear what you're saying.
They think if they just start them early with everything, they're going to be the best.
Oh, they did not have this bitch sewing.
Yeah, but look, you got to do it.
Yeah, but like, why are they acting like she don't already do that?
Son, if you look up the basketball drills, that's her job.
Don't show it like it's a hobby.
Son, these are, they're fucking fully grown humans.
Yes.
Yeah.
What I'm trying to say is...
But that's Germany.
Tell me that's Germans who would do the exact same thing.
Bro, I'm 100% on board.
They are the Asians of your theory.
I'm on board.
But I'm proving this supplements when you're going to be able to do that.
Look at that.
Look at this.
Yep, God.
It's unbelievable.
Wow.
Son, Steph Curry drills, five years old.
Oh, they about to be nice.
Oh, they're going to be nice.
Nah, nah, nah.
You need the individual spirit, bro.
They about to have Lindsay's sanity.
I tried to laugh.
I was trying to put it together, but Lindsay ain't an Asian name.
Yeah, no, we got this.
No, these are fire.
But like, they're just, they're teaching the kids way more.
Look at this shit is crazy, dude.
This is yeah, this is, but what I'm saying is it's, we don't have to keep an eye because they're already over there.
But Germans are close, so we got to keep an eye.
Fair enough.
Like, that's insane.
I don't know what that is.
That is.
They're doing hops.
Yo, Chinese are blacker than black people.
This is the, is this?
Nah, that's disrespectful.
That was great.
They played dancing.
That was weird.
Now they got double dungeons.
They're doing double dots and they're playing.
That's like all that.
Nah, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy right there, bro.
Son, this is what makes you think they're taking over.
I ain't worried.
I mean, that's crazy.
They're not going to take over.
I'm just joking.
Not enough individual spirit, bro.
You really need that.
You really need that.
You keep telling yourself that.
I'm telling you, bro.
They don't know how to do it.
They don't know how to create shit.
They know how to steal our IP and then reverse engineer it and then put it out, but they don't know how to actually create things.
And I think they can't create things because they crush the individual spirit.
Like all the billionaires out there get squashed.
Your boy Jack Ma is actually creating interesting shit and then they pull him into a fucking room and say, you're not going out for two weeks unless you behave.
And if you keep doing that, then you kill the soul, bro.
You kill the soul.
So I'm not tripping about that.
We got our things are fucked up here, too.
Don't get me wrong.
Like, we can kill our souls as well.
But a society that functions the way ours does, where we will really promote business and promote greatness, will always thrive, I think, over an authoritarian society.
That's my opinion.
Because they just can't create the shit that's necessary.
If they keep stealing our shit, which they do, they steal it and make it better.
And when you make it better, you can profit a lot.
That's why you can make a lot of profit and dominate.
Dominance isn't in necessarily invention.
It's in perfection.
That's an interesting thing.
But I mean, the market wouldn't say just yet.
Like, obviously, they've had like incredible growth, but that happens faster when you're coming from like nothing to something.
So now we have to see if they plateau.
It's looking like they're coming down a little bit.
I hope so.
Who knows?
No, I want that.
I want them to eat.
I want them to eat.
I want them to eat, but I don't want them to be.
I think you said this years ago and it stuck with me.
We're going to miss the American superpower if China takes over.
We're going to be like, oh, the American empire wasn't all good, but it was a better alternative.
Let's just big up India, bro.
India's coming.
That's what I'm saying.
Let's just send all of our stuff to India.
Let's y'all do it.
I'm 1,000% in favor of that.
India's coming.
That's the only real hope you got if you're anti-China with India.
Yeah, we got to back you guys, bro, for real.
Yeah, 1,000%.
You guys have nukes?
Yeah.
Oh, suck.
God, he has on Pakistan right next door.
We both nuked up.
Wait, Pakistan has nukes?
Yeah, dog.
Come on now.
How much do you think they work?
Like both of y'all.
It don't really work.
Like, you got it.
I don't know if you could get it off the ground.
I don't know if it's really going to explode.
You don't think a bunch of Asians could engineer nukes?
Nah.
Now you're Asian.
Nah.
Now you're Asian.
Now you're riding with them, right?
Now you're Asian.
No, it's fine.
A bunch of Bronte Bessies can't engineer.
We're engineers.
This is what I'm saying.
Like, Trevor Noah went and did a show out there.
They couldn't even get the microphone to work.
So I'm like, black ass.
I'm fucking lucky we came.
We came to see the white app, Trevor.
Trevor.
Maybe.
You came to see the Trevor.
Yeah, so maybe, I don't know.
I don't know.
Because I do think about that sometimes.
Like, I don't know if people's tech really works like that.
I can't believe he went to India.
Was surprised the show wasn't run the way he was.
Fucking idiot.
What do you think is going to happen?
We do have high expectations for Indians based on who we see here.
Yeah, the best.
But that's the thing.
Go to England.
You'll lower your expectations.
But wait, England's like the G-League?
Yeah, it's G League.
It's G-League.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
It was explained to me because I thought all Indians were super smart, engineered, doctor, and there's a lot.
But it's the hardest to get into America.
So they take like one of my uncles, family friend uncles, Rice University was like, we will pay you.
We'll get you citizenship.
We'll get you a job.
You'll go to the house.
You heard that.
Rice University.
That's a great joke.
But they like, we want the best over here.
And then England was not as tough on immigration.
They let more people in.
So it was just like, if I want to get out of India, it's way easier to go to England.
The best of the best went to America.
Then probably Canada, then probably India.
So then we have this expectation of Indians, which is like super successful, super wealthy, like brilliant.
Like the Indian kids in your class are always at the top of your class.
And then they're from the smartest stock.
Right.
And then Americans go to India and then they see the other billions.
Yeah.
And I'm sure they see the smartest there as well.
Yeah, 1,000%.
But it's a country just like any other country.
But there's a spectrum.
Right.
Yeah.
But that is kind of funny.
It's like our expectation of Indians is so high that we must get let down when we go there.
Yeah.
It's a billion zip.
Right.
It's like if you only knew the royal family and then you went to some like black pool or something like that in England, you'd be like, the fuck is going on over there?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
They do have the nuke on a tuk-tuk, which is kind of fun.
That is kind of fun.
Yo, if anybody makes tuk-tuk, I want to buy one in America.
I want to whip one around New York.
Yeah, let's get, let's get Akasha Tuk-Tuk.
That don't work at all.
Ain't no way that works.
I'm not tripping.
If I'm Pakistan, I'm not tripping.
I think y'all got an agreement, which is like, yo, both of this shit don't work.
We good?
I hope so.
I trust them because they go into the moon and shit.
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Now, come on.
They would send them to them.
We would go to the moon.
They ain't going to the moon.
We would have to go to the moon.
Anything to get us away from Pakistan.
You'd send them there.
You'd put them on a ship.
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On the weapons thing, did you see how they're using AI drones?
AI drones.
This is terrifying.
Like Palantir?
This is Palantir's technology?
I don't know what it is.
There's a couple of these startups that have gone into military tech.
Bro, this shit is terrifying.
Okay.
AI is deciding the targets.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
Now I understand.
Yeah.
I didn't realize how like they already have the tech for it.
Okay.
So this is happening in Russia-Ukraine.
Okay.
So Ukraine has basically like these drones that people are controlling, right?
There's a dude in the bunker with the Xbox controller and he's controlling where the drone goes and who it hits.
Yeah.
But they have jamming technology where they can disrupt the signal from the ground to the thing.
Cut it.
So how do you go around this problem?
You put the brain inside the aircraft.
So now they're able to send the aircraft off and it's all internal and it's all autonomous.
So now they can be like, all right, hit this target, do this thing, da, da, da.
And the drone is able to fly around and be like, target acquired, boom, how does it know it's a target?
Because it's all programmed through the AI.
But how can it distinguish between an innocent civilian and a target?
Because they're able to basically say, like, we're going into this militarized zone.
All the people on the front line are insurgents.
They're all Russians.
And so if we're able to detect someone in this space, we're going to drone them.
Jesus Christ.
It's crazy.
And when they first started doing it, they're just using DJI, like DJI drones.
What does that mean?
Like the same ones that we were trying to use.
They were buying those and then retrofitting them to drop grenades and shit.
And then they would, it has the camera still on it.
That's the crazy part.
And then they'd upload it to Reddit.
So there'd just be like a Russian guy like smoking a cigarette and then the drones over top of him.
And then they'd drop it and then they'd upload this road.
Son, this is how that Turkish village underground happens.
Oh, yeah.
What's that village called?
I don't know.
There's the place that like 60,000 people could live underground.
Remember Billy was talking about it before?
Vilan Kuh.
Dirin Kuh.
Dirunkun.
Yeah, something like that.
Darren Kuyu.
Darren Kuyu.
Yeah.
But this is how it happens, right?
Like, it's not necessary.
I mean, if we're going to believe this, we had advanced technology back in the day and then it got wiped away.
It would happen like this.
Drone warfare, where you're constantly bombarded.
So you have to go underground to avoid that where the drones can't go.
Or you have to completely dome up your cities, which seems like an impossible thing to do.
I mean, you see.
And I'm imagining.
But this, it looks like it would pass through it.
Right?
Because this is a tiny little.
It's not a missile.
This is just like a drone.
Like, I imagine people in Israel have drones, just like recreational engineers.
Oh, I guess.
And then you just retrofit them.
So then they have all this footage where it's just like a guy like alone in a foxhole.
His leg is broken and they can't get him out.
And it's just like, I saw that shit.
It's just dude.
It's crazy.
Have you seen the Air Force just did AI dogfighting?
No.
With our jets.
DARPA is like the top of the military.
Like the most intelligent people are in DARPA and they're like making the craziest things.
And they put an AI brain, whatever.
They put AI into an experimental jet and then let it fly itself.
And it got in a dogfight with fake weapons, but with another pilot who was a real pilot, and the AI won the dogfight.
Get the fuck out of here.
Crazy.
And now they're able to do this with nuclear subs.
So back in the day, nuclear subs could go down for months at a time, six, seven months, and never be detected.
They could just sit in the wings.
But you had staff on.
You had soldiers and sailors that had to get like fed.
And they were able to oxygenate the thing because they were able to take the hydrogen out.
So they were able to keep oxygen, but they had to get food and supplies and shit.
But now the AI can do it.
These submarines can stay underwater forever.
Wow.
And they can just sit there just chilling.
Get the fuck.
And then apparently they signed an agreement where they weren't going to use AI for nuclear war.
But maybe.
And we got AI.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy.
It's crazy.
Now, that's that is, yeah, that the Ukraine-Russia shit is like Ukrainians need to convert to Islam fast if they want people to care about that war.
Like, if they actually want to keep their country, they need to convert immediately and convince everybody that they're brown.
Because when it's white on white, nobody gives a fuck.
We cared.
We cared for a little because we like needed something to care about and we don't like Russians.
The hotter new shit starters.
Yo, once that new shit.
And the new shit, it looks like, because everybody in America, like the people, not everybody, but a lot of people.
The new shit is the old shit.
It's the classic.
We like classic.
But also like in the way that people are seeing it, because a lot of people that are part of these protests right now, there are a lot of people that do know what's going on and they've cared about this for generations.
Sure.
But there's a lot of people that are popping on the newest trends and they think that Jews are white because they watch Seinfeld and Palestinians are brown, right?
So they're looking at it as white oppressor and then brown oppress.
And that is way more delicious for the people that want to support oppression everywhere.
When they see blonde hair, blue eye fighting, blonde hair, blue eye, they're like, fuck these colonizers.
I don't want nothing to do with them.
They can go figure that shit out themselves.
So Ukraine, y'all need to take your most tan motherfuckers and you put them on the front line and then you need to convert to Islam immediately.
Yeah, yeah, that would actually work.
Tell me that wouldn't work.
Here's, I was actually looking it up.
I was like, is there a new conflict I can care about?
Get that out.
Wait, where's the next one?
Trump, Brown.
So these are all the ones that are happening in the world.
So over here, obviously, you got war in Ukraine.
You got Israel, Palestine.
Then you got all these random ones.
You're like, oh, we don't even know anything about these.
No, nobody's caring.
What's that one right there?
Oh, is that Congo?
Congo.
Yeah, always living.
Yep, right.
So we could jump on that bandwagon.
But what's Congo?
Congo is just black on black?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, we can't.
We can't.
It's too hard to tell.
We need a little bit of like, you know, we need some friction.
We need to see the friction.
Tutsis, I don't even remember.
I think the Huts were the bad guy.
I don't even remember.
I think Don Joe won it.
I don't even remember.
Yeah, I think he did.
Okay, let's see.
India, Pakistan, we're not caring.
Tale's oldest time.
China, Taiwan.
Tale's oldest time.
Yeah, 1947.
You saw the beast.
That's all, dude.
You got North Korea.
I'm sorry, guys.
You need to step it up.
Oh, Myanmar.
We could jump on this one.
Civil War.
Is that how big Myanmar is?
That's bigger than I thought, dog.
So I used to go to this Myanmar restaurant and they had a tree that you could clip dollar bills to send money back there.
I used to donate.
I would have never donated if I knew how big the fucking country was.
I thought it was a little speck of a dot on the map.
It's a gigantic land there.
They got beachfront.
Look at all that.
Look at all the coastline.
What y'all fighting about?
Yeah, dude.
And what do they look?
Do they look more Indian or more Asian?
They're Thai, basically.
I think.
Yeah, they're like the dark Asian.
Dark Asian.
They're Burmese.
Yeah.
In the words of Ali Wong, jungle Asian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
With the dark lips.
They got the dark lips.
Fighting though.
Oh, they probably got a few baddies.
Fighting the whole neck ring thing.
Oh, no way.
I never seen an Asian with that.
Wow.
Yeah, dude.
They really are the new blacks.
Yeah.
Asian God for that black shit.
Crazy, dude.
So wait, so we got no new conflicts?
No.
So what the fuck are we going to do when we grow tired of this one that's happening right now?
And we need something to satisfy our identity, we'll just start a new one.
Oh, we got that?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, at least we're going to start one.
But where can we start it where it's really going to galvanize?
Like, where do Antarctica?
I was thinking.
Could be fun.
But we need like different color people going at it so it's easy for us to pay attention and know who jerseys.
China's taking over Africa.
They're buying up all Africa.
That's a problem.
So Africa versus China.
That's a role.
Oh, that could be fun.
We step in, help Africa.
Like, yeah, we're going to help you get your land back.
Oh, we buy it up.
Yo, that's far.
Actually, that's really interesting.
It's like a better foster family.
So we, so, okay, this is, I would, I would, I would definitely be into Africa versus China.
Most of those proxy wars are that happening already.
So it's like China's just propping up one group and America's propping up another group.
And so we're letting them fight out, but it's really just us propping up those groups.
Why hasn't anybody told us about this?
This makes me so upset.
I could have totally been virtuous and talked about this on this podcast.
No?
Yeah, no, you got to stay focused on the one initiative, dude.
Come on.
Yeah.
Damn.
Damn.
Apparently, China and North Korea, I was talking to some dude.
I didn't really know anything about this.
They don't really like each other.
North Korea and China?
Like, they're allies because they have to protect any type of like Western Western influence getting on the border.
So North Korea is just essentially a border wall for China.
Western influence in China.
We want North Korea because North Korea is a destitute country.
And the correct, we don't want more destitution.
We have a better relationship with them than we have with them.
So we still can't trust them.
Yeah, exactly.
And yeah, he don't talk no shit about China.
But maybe Trump can go flip him, dude.
I mean, that would be.
Now, now if he gets North Korea.
Yo, imagine we turn North Korea into something into the 51st state or whatever.
Wow.
Yeah.
Turn that shit in the South Korea North, dog.
Come on.
That would be fired.
Exactly.
Just relocate it like they do in Bushwick.
South Korean North.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Call it East America.
That would be...
Or yeah, or give it to Taiwan.
Like, cool.
Yeah.
Where could we move Taiwan, hypothetically?
Like, all the people or the whole place?
Show me.
All the people.
Like, if we had to, if like China was like, we really want this land.
And we're like, okay, like, I guess.
But we like the Taiwanese and we want to protect them.
And we like that they make these chips.
So where can we relocate?
23.5 million people, just so you know.
That's how many are moving.
I mean, Wyoming's obvious.
We could put them in Wyoming.
Yeah.
Wyoming, Montana, either Dakota.
Yeah.
We could take 23 million Taiwanese very easily.
Send them to Rice University or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's something we could do.
I feel like we got options.
Look how big Kazakhstan is.
Yeah, but we can't move them here.
I imagine the terrain sucks.
Kazakhstan?
Yeah.
You think so?
That's why it's not more densely populated.
It's Tall Mountains.
It's beautiful.
You got to see it.
It's beautiful.
But I'm in terms of inhabitation.
Inhabitants, inhabitation, habitat.
You might be right, or maybe it's really hard to invade.
So maybe it's like a lot of mountains that make it difficult for other countries to come in and get it.
And then they're like, do we really want to traverse these mountains?
There's also no more support or resources.
Yeah, it's just landlocked.
All the stands are that way.
Beautiful, unbelievably pretty country.
I mean, there's this guy that I watch his videos, and he's essentially, he cooks.
I mean, look at that.
That could be Switzerland, right?
Holy shit.
So they're nice.
That's amazing, bro.
Yeah.
And Sasha Baron Cohen, who is really against, what is it, hate for profit or whatever his fucking gay cause is, made this beautiful land look like a bunch of people fucking donkeys.
Yeah.
Now, those things are both true, but that doesn't mean it's not all one.
It's not all one.
Exactly.
Like sometimes you get lucky.
Yeah.
They fuck donkeys with a view.
You know what I mean?
Wouldn't you?
Right.
Would you work on it?
What a better place to fuck a donkey.
Right there.
I'm going to visit Kazakhstan, I think.
Let me see the other pictures.
I want to go to Turkmenistan.
That's the North Korea of Central Asia.
I see why you got annoyed at me because when he said that, like, yeah, I know.
I'm like, no, you're right, dude.
Like, stop.
I'm going to go to Kazakhstan like you're a Nick.
No, no, no.
You're going to wait till a bunch of people go first.
No, it's not.
It's so crazy.
Westernized.
I'm you with the Knicks.
Yeah.
But with Kazakhstan.
We are all completely locked into our algorithms and the algorithms decide what we're interested in and like what we want to go see.
Because I know the video that Miles has watched that made him want to go to Turkmenistan.
Turkmenistan.
I actually know probably both.
So there's a few like travel vloggers that have gone.
So funny.
And I'm getting a bunch of Paris shit right now for some reason.
And I'm like, I think I need to go to Paris.
But like, but so it's like, I know what you've seen and why you're interested in it.
I've seen the same thing.
So it's sending me that as well.
You saw the guy try to get in.
Oh, that video.
I've seen it.
You've seen it.
I think so.
He tries to get in and it's like a really crazy, like a beard.
So like to, it's, you're more likely to get the visa if you're clean shaven, which is like an insane little trick.
And I was like, what an awesome thing.
I want to shave my face to have to go to, like, that's awesome.
They don't want no more Muzzies in there.
That's what it is.
That's how you keep out terrorists.
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You would never do that.
Yeah.
I mean, it's crazy.
I mean, speaking of the algorithm shit, can I tell you about these cults?
Yes, please.
This is fascinating.
I had no idea.
So back in the day, if you want to start a cult, guess how you had to do it?
You had to find people in the world.
You had to do adult fashion.
You had to have a corner of the mouth.
You had to go meet zone.
You had to have an idea.
And it could only go fast.
Charismatic.
Exactly.
Really?
You just had to be charismatic.
You have to meet people.
But you had to put the work in.
You had to go talk to someone in the street.
It's all grassroots.
Like, it's word of mouth.
You know what I mean?
On the street, boots on the street.
I did not realize all the cults now were digital.
The old school cult way of like meeting a guy, hey, come to my thing.
We'll all hang out and talk about consciousness.
I didn't think about it.
It's all digital and it's crazy.
So let me paint a picture.
Okay.
So, for example, there's a woman.
Okay.
She's like a five-year-old kid and she just had a newborn.
Okay.
She feels kind of sick.
She's having postpartum issues.
Her body's not good.
She's inflamed.
She goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, Hey, you're overthinking it.
This is nothing.
You know, it's overblown.
They gaslight her.
What does she do?
She finds a mommy group on Facebook.
She goes on Facebook and she's like, hey, I'm having all these problems.
The group's like, hey, don't eat processed food.
Work out.
You know what I mean?
Take care of your health.
Take these vitamins.
All stuff that's good.
She all of a sudden feels way better.
She's like, these doctors don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
This mommy group saved me.
And the mommy group has like 10,000 people on Facebook.
And then all of a sudden they say, hey, you just fixed your body.
How about you fix your spirit?
Oof.
That's more important.
Oof.
And then they bring her into an inner group inside that group that has like 500 people.
And on the inner group, they're like, hey, you need to unpack your trauma.
Buy this course.
The course is like 50 bucks and it's just like hours of her talking.
That's not too bad.
It is.
You're talking about your trauma, unpacking stuff.
You know what I mean?
So now she's unpacking her trauma.
She's like, hey, I think maybe I was abused by my parents.
And no matter what happened to them, they were.
So it's like, hey, my dad neglected me.
Obviously, abuse.
Hey, my dad hugged me a lot.
Was that abuse?
And they're like, he was obviously grooming you.
And this is a real case of a real person that's doing this shit.
It's wild.
And so now she gets into the whole thing.
She's like, oh, this is wild.
Hey, my son's like wetting the bed.
What should I do for that?
Well, he's probably being abused.
Oh, yeah.
Who's abusing my kid?
Well, I don't know who's around your kid.
Maybe your husband.
She goes to the husband is like, hey, are you abusing my kid?
The husband's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
So now she goes back to the lady and is like, hey, my husband thinks that you're crazy and says you're trying to like break apart our family.
She's like, that's exactly what an abuser would say.
So now the woman's like, oh shit, what do I do?
The lady goes, hey, I actually have some people down in Florida that have a little community that's safe.
You can get away.
How about in the night?
You just buy a plane ticket.
You can get away from all these vaccinated people, get away from all these crazy people, the Luciferians, and you can get into this community.
Don't tell your husband.
She packs up all her shit, drives down to Florida and just leaves her whole family, blocks the number.
And all of a sudden, the husband's like, where the fuck did my family go?
And now she's completely cut off from everyone, completely insulated, and only able to talk back and forth with this woman, writing down all of her trauma onto emails and shit.
Hold on.
Is this a service we can sign up for?
Like, yeah, how do we get this?
How do we do it?
Does it send a link?
Is there like a link?
Is there a link?
You just said get your wife out of your life group.
That's the idea.
It's a real thing.
This is an interesting idea, Mark, that you've clearly fucking developed.
She's like, you promo go flagrant.
Summer camp for wives.
It's actually beautiful.
It's actually brilliant.
I can't believe we haven't thought of this sooner.
So then they go down, they say all the shit, da-da-da.
And then she's like, okay, it's been two years that has been happening.
She's only able to communicate with this lady.
All the posts that go into the Facebook group have to be approved by her.
Jesus.
So if you put in something that's like, I think I was abused, the woman would be like, hey, you need to figure out your stuff.
I'm not going to approve this.
But then she goes, I definitely was abused.
And then all of a sudden, all the people in the group are like, hey, so was I.
Oh, with you.
They're all backing each other up.
Now they're like super, super tight.
And then all of a sudden, she's like, hey, it's Thanksgiving.
I'm actually going to go spend time with my family, but I'm afraid what they're going to think of my lifestyle.
They don't like that I moved.
And the woman goes, hey, they're not going to understand you.
Tell them what we've been talking about.
And I'm telling you right now, they're not going to get it.
They're on a low consciousness and you're on an ascended consciousness.
They're not going to get it.
So she goes back to Thanksgiving and she's like, yeah, you know, the lunar orbit with the Saturn and my chakras are healed.
And the family's like, you're fucking crazy.
And then she goes back to the woman and goes, hey, they said I was crazy.
She's like, I fucking told you.
Stop talking to them.
And now she's completely integrated into the group.
And then maybe one day she's like, you know what?
I'm going to take my kids and try to go rekindle my relationship with my husband.
I'm going to go back.
Right.
She tells the woman, hey, I'm going to, I'm going to actually go back with my husband.
She goes, if you go back, you're giving into the Luciferians and I'm going to buy up.
I've already bought up your name on every single domain.
So if anyone Googles your name, the website's going to show up that I bought and I'm going to publish all of your shit.
All of the trauma that you told her, all the stuff you put in the emails, it's all going to be there.
So she's like, fuck, I can't get out.
And then if you try to get out, which a lot of these people have, she's now writing to their employers being like, hey, do you know that this employer that you're prospecting actually did this, this, and this, and they were abused and they did this abuse, da-da-da.
And then you just stay in the group and it's all digital.
It's all happening on these like little micro groups and encrypted channels and they're all sending money to this woman who doesn't even live in Florida.
She lives in Hawaii.
Crazy.
So there's no actual physical space where they get to.
Yeah, like where did she go to in Florida?
So they sent her to a community because they have like lax laws on like kidnapping and vaccine shit.
So they're like, hey, just go there and you'll be protected.
And so they're like, there's other members around if you want to talk to them, but she's like very careful about who they can talk to.
All the communication has to go through her.
And you keep on buying the courses and they have all this influence.
And now there's like thousands and thousands of these cults that exist all under different guises and different agendas for people.
Crazy.
Holy shit.
I had no idea.
How'd you hear?
I talked to a dude that infiltrated one of the cults.
And what happened?
So there was a couple he infiltrated.
He infiltrated one that was like just a legit like old school cult.
There's like a sex cult where this dude was just like banging all the members.
Yeah, he infiltrated.
What does he do after?
Yeah, does he get these guys arrested or what?
Well, then he got arrested and he was like, no, I was infiltrating.
I was trying to shut it down.
I tried to tell you guys all the, yeah.
But no, he like just publishes it and tries to like put attention on it because technically it's not like illegal.
Right.
Because it's this huge gray area where they go to the woman, they go, hey, like.
Blackmail's illegal.
She threatens to blackmail.
Well, that's where the illegal stuff happens, but most people don't even come out to even say that.
Meaning the organization of the people, the right to assembly or whatever is in the Constitution, right?
Yeah.
So then, and like freedom of speech, freedom of religion protects a lot of it.
Yeah.
And so then they go to the woman, they're like, hey, like, is your, why'd you leave?
Why'd you kidnap your kid?
She goes, I didn't get my kid on my kid.
My kids were being abused by my husband.
And then they interview the kid and the kid's like, yeah, I think I was abused.
Because she starts convincing the kids.
Crazy.
And so now there's like, oh, if you're careful, you marry you.
That's the thing.
There are enough idiots in this world that will believe this kind of shit.
Like, yeah, there's a lot of stupid people, bro.
And I actually thought there was way less.
No.
It's a staggering number.
No, it's crazy.
It sounds kind of sad to say, but there's like, and when I mean stupid, like, I'm stupid.
You guys are stupid.
But there's another level below.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, where it's like, can't even really think for themselves, but they're still operating.
They're still in the world, you know?
And that, those motherfuckers are dangerous.
Yeah.
Those motherfuckers are dangerous because they're easily susceptible to this type of stuff.
And oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is crazy.
And it's like three-pronged.
So it's like the people who are.
But people are nothing in these fucking idiots.
Well, the head is crazy.
These like spiritual, crazy girls, the head is insane.
Rights, though.
Rights, though.
How do you know?
Yeah.
I family you agree.
I feel like.
Well, no, no, because I'm trying to think if I got some crazy retard head.
Yeah, dirty, dirty.
Like, I'm trying to think the dumbest girl I ever got ahead from if it was the best.
Ow?
Nope.
Nah.
The ones with daddy issues are.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, abused.
Bro, that's what I'm saying.
No, but these girls, they probably didn't even have to be.
Yo, I'm be honest with you.
These girls, it's not it.
Nah.
Those girls are so, the ones you're bringing up, they're so self-indulgent.
And they stink.
But sometimes they do, but like a lot of time they starfish.
Like they're so, the ones that are like doing this to be a model, they're so self-indulgent that they can't even go, what would make that person happy?
There's a version of this girl.
Like this girl is kind of a caricature of the one that we're all kind of thinking, right?
But there is a version where it's just like, please, I need to please.
How can I please?
Those girls are the ones that they throw down.
And it's compulsive.
It's like they're pathological about their need to please.
And then head is one of them.
And it's just fantastic.
It's sensational.
It's truly sensational, isn't it?
It's sensational.
It's a crazy thing.
They're a gift.
That's what happens, bro.
You get locked down with one of these girls on the streams running off with a cult.
But you got to be careful, man, who you're nutting, dude.
It is.
Yeah, it just sucks that she took the kid.
If she just went off and did some stupid blessing, dog, you got this dumb bitch out of your life.
But you took my kid who's half dumb.
Taking the kid is crazy.
Yeah.
And they use the kid as a fear tool to get you fucking out of there.
Yeah, No, that shit is crazy.
But what do you do?
Like, what do you do?
Like, you know how there are certain people that can be hypnotized?
Yeah.
It's like not everybody, but there are certain people.
Like, I wonder if it's a version of that.
That shit's a little gay.
We had a hypnotist come to my school and he hypnotized like eight people on stage.
And then like three people in the crowd passed out because they were also hypnotized.
Yeah, cucks, dude.
I was like, that's real cuck shit.
How do you get hypnotized watching?
Watching real cuck shit.
And then the hypnotist is like, see, look, they get it.
And I was like, what?
But how wouldn't that work?
Wouldn't everybody in the room, if you're susceptible to hypnotism, wouldn't everybody in the room, not just the ones in the front?
Because they're hearing all the same shit.
But that's the point.
Some of the people that we're just watching, the ones that were susceptible.
They pick the ones that they think will be easily hypnotized.
There's a way to filter them out.
I imagine, right?
Because let's say, for example, you can't be and Mark can't be, but me and Akash can.
Then we'd be all up on stage and like, it would only work for half of us.
So I'm sure there's a way.
I don't know what it is.
That's how we do it.
I actually don't think it's IQ.
I think like no, no, no, no.
It's a completely different thing.
They said that about, I think RFK was saying that about the guy that killed his dad.
Yeah.
Like the scale of your ability to be hypnotized is like one to five or something like that.
And the guy who killed his dad was like a 6.5, like some insane off the Richter scale, if you will.
And they were saying that's why he might have been susceptible to MK Ultra, which was that, those experiments.
How do you let some other dude take over your brain?
Come on.
Yeah, like a little gay.
That's happening.
Like all the people that are like crazy in politics, like on both sides, the ones that are like, they root for it like they're rooting for sports.
Yeah.
It's like, that's a little too much.
Yeah, it's a level of hypnotism.
That's why like, that's what I, yo.
No, no, no, no.
Rooting for a sports team is awesome.
But like, let me go in.
But that's why, no, no, no, he's right, though.
He's right, though.
Like, like, rooting for the sports team makes sense, right?
That's awesome.
It's, it's, it's terrific.
It's cultish.
It's sure, but like the stakes are low.
Yeah, no, yeah, no repercussions.
Yeah.
There's no control and like intimidation.
You can leave freely.
Yeah.
You can leave freely.
Yeah, I should be able to leave freely.
That's my whole point.
Fucking forget it.
But like when it becomes your whole identity, and especially when it comes to the politics stuff, when it just becomes your whole identity.
But that's what we're talking about with the, you know, there's some motherfuckers out there, which like they have no interest.
And I don't want to say majority, but like, put it this way.
One thing that I think is really fun.
Say it.
Nah, say it.
One thing that's really fun.
I'm going to say it.
But one thing that's really fun about, I think, our podcast is we like to indulge in the crazy conspiratorial shit, right?
We have Billy Carson on.
And I'll be honest, 90% of the shit he was saying is probably bullshit, right?
Like I'm literally watching it.
I'm like, there's no fucking way, but I love it.
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It's fun.
It's interesting.
I'm like watching an episode of like sci-fi.
Maybe 20%, maybe 40% is real.
Maybe there's some truth into it, but who fucking knows?
I'm not going like, these are the facts, right?
Even Graham Hancock's on all these other guys.
I'm like, tell me what this could be.
And let's just indulge.
It's a fun little fantasy, right?
And I like indulging it.
But I also think that we'll have people on where we go, hey, tell us what you think of the world.
And because we're interested in truth.
We're interested in ideas that go against the grain for sure, but we're also interested in what we might feel is the truth.
And then we take all these different ideas and we kind of balance them.
And being comedians, we kind of maybe are more intrigued by something that hasn't been said.
We're intrigued by like a line of thinking that isn't necessarily our own.
Even if we disagree with it, we're like, ooh, no, no, no, he's kind of spitting.
What the fuck is that?
The Anunnaki is here.
Okay, maybe there's Anunnaki.
Like we like going outside of our emotions.
Yeah.
But I, and this is like recently come to realize like, I think that people really do not like going outside their emotions.
And it's to the point where I think that they really just want their emotions satisfied.
Yeah.
And the internet is a fascinating thing.
And Mark and I were discussing this, but which is like before the internet, if you wanted to grift, right?
You had to figure out the grift.
How do you figure out the grift?
You don't know how many people are reading an article in the newspaper.
Maybe you knew how many books were sold, but you got to write a whole book.
You got to write a whole book.
But even before you write the book, you got to see if this book is really being sold a lot and where is it being sold.
Now, not only does the internet tell you where the grifts are, it tells you from the content you're making what you can grift on.
You see what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
It's like the algorithm.
And the views are right there, so you know how big the audience is.
The algorithm pushes you in the direction of what it wants you to create, right?
So if you don't have like some real integrity in yourself as a creative, you, if all you want is success, is all you want is numbers.
It's very easy to just kind of follow that.
And I think that's what a lot of people will end up doing, right?
You see it.
They just pop on certain trends, right?
It's like you can see it like in comedy, right?
Like, you know, we'll put out some stand-up clips, then we put out a special, and then we put out the crowd work stuff.
And then when people saw that was popular, they're like, oh, I'm going to put out crowd work now.
I'm chasing what I think the people like instead of creating the thing that you want to create.
And then they'll even like complain that they got to do it.
And it's like, fam, go invent some shit.
Loser?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, while you create the next trend that people do, instead of begrudgingly following the thing because you are a slave to the algorithm, create the new algorithm, you know?
But the algorithm will dictate to the weak-minded creatives what they should be creating because all they want is numbers.
They don't want actual true authentic creation.
And in a way, the people that are consuming are actually manipulating the creators and not the grifters manipulating the innocent people.
I think it becomes a flywheel.
Like they perpetuate.
Yeah, they perpetuate themselves.
But I guess what I used to think is like people were naive and then they go and they watch some video.
People were neutral and then they get pushed this direction.
And they get pushed out of direction.
But largely, people are here and I want to stay here.
And that's that.
Keep me in my echo chamber.
I just want to hear what I want.
But I don't think the neutral people get radicalized.
I used to think that that was possible.
And like, oh my God, look what happened.
And they get caught in these rabbit holes and then we lost another one.
I actually think it's people that already feel these things and they already are maybe easily hypnotized, if you will.
There's some folks out there and they already feel it and they're just searching for the validation and then they search in for the validation for their opinions and feelings.
And then you have that sweet algorithm where they don't have to search very far.
Exactly.
Once you watch the whole video, the algorithm is already like, all right, well, here's five more videos about this.
And all of them tap into something you're feeling, even though they're different.
So if you're anti-establishment, you got 20 different reasons why you can be anti-establishment.
And then it starts populating your brain with arguments.
And you could see these people.
You could see like the people that are the easiest to be grifted on because they all have the same talking points.
Like the same, if you were regurgitating the same three or four things, I don't care what it is.
It could be politics.
It could be about fishing.
But if you all have the same three things, what you are is a person who felt something.
You couldn't really describe your feelings.
A video satisfied those feelings with arguments and now you're just spouting them.
And so it's, but it's, this has never happened before.
Think about that.
Back in the day, in order to grift, you have to get lucky.
Yo.
This is why you can't, everyone, whenever one of the truth comes out on one of these red pill guys and you're like, oh, that's the end of him.
It's not the end of him.
You'll find a new grift.
Well, the audience still wants to hear that content.
So they don't care if you were, if you X, Y, and Z. Exactly.
It was never about him.
Just keep feeding me the content I want to see.
That's the thing.
It's never about the person.
It's about the utility that that person offers you.
What you need is your feelings satisfied and validated.
And as long as that person satisfies and validates them, then he's still useful to you.
A lot of times these people don't even love the grifters.
They don't care about them.
They just satisfy them emotionally.
The second the grifters change or culture changes, they're like, oh, fuck that guy.
We don't need that guy or fuck that girl.
We don't need that girl.
And the really shrewd grifters keep on changing their grift with culture.
And they're constantly adjusting.
All of a sudden, they're talking about this new thing.
And all of a sudden, they're talking about another thing.
And all of a sudden, and they've never spoken to that before, but they're really passionate about it all of a sudden.
When I see that, I'm like, oh, this is, this motherfucker is committed to the grift.
And sometimes they don't even know they are.
They see themselves as heroic.
Yeah.
You know?
So it is an interesting thing that kind of happens where it's like, if you're truly, you care about creating authentically, sometimes a thing you authentically care about lines up with culture.
And then you have this amazing lightning rod moment, right?
Because you really care about it and culture really needs it.
And boom, we're right there.
And then sometimes culture moves in a different direction and you're not passionate about that thing.
And if you all of a sudden jump over, because you're like, oh, I just need the views.
I need to do it.
We could have on a different version of Billy Carson every single week and it would be 5 million view episode every single time.
That's not what the show is.
We like indulging in that.
And then we want to speak to some guy running for president.
Like that's what's fun because we like the different ideas.
And I think we curated an audience that for the most part also enjoys that.
They like indulging in the wild shit, but then they also want to hear some truth and some real shit.
It's so easy to just make money doing that.
Yeah.
It really is, but it is a choice.
Yeah.
This guy was saying like some of these cult leaders don't mean to be cult leaders.
Like they like they post their like the little course about like how to heal your inner chakra or whatever.
And then people are like, hey, you cured me of cancer.
Hey, you helped me escape abuse.
And you're like, oh, this shit is fine.
And you double down.
Yep.
And then people are like coming to you more and more and more and like they're buying more courses.
And then all of a sudden this spirals for 10 years and then you become a co-leader.
Yeah.
I honestly, a lot of them, I don't blame them in any way because I think that they might not know it.
Just like that example.
Like it might be their genuine passion.
They might truly believe.
Like I like Billy, I feel like believes it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I truly believe it.
So I'm not going, oh, we're like knocking this dude.
And I think the most effective ones are the ones that are committed.
They truly believe it.
Yeah.
But there are ones who you could tell are just jumping.
My antennas go up whenever they're selling some course or something like that.
Yeah.
Like if you're selling anything, if you just believe in something, believe and you should spread the word.
If there's money attached to it, I'm like.
Second you got a course.
I'm yeah, I'm skeptical.
I'm trying to think of what the psychology is of the person who goes toward that thing.
Talk to us.
I don't know.
I think there is some level of, I don't know if trauma is the right word, but some level of level of hurt in feeling something that pushes you toward a certain grifter and a certain thing.
And then once you find that and it resonates with you, now that's all I want to hear.
Red pill guys, not the people preaching, but the people following, are hurt by women.
I could have easily been one of those.
Easily.
I wasn't getting any girls.
I was whatever.
And then there's some anger and hurt there.
And if this thing makes you feel better about it and it leads to a little bit of success, even if it's fleeting success, I'm in and that's all I want to hear.
I don't care who the fresh and fit, whatever the drama is, I don't give a fuck because they're telling me what I want to hear.
So here's the utility of everything I'm in.
And if it's not you, if you quit, I'm finding someone else.
And that's why I couldn't, you put this into perfect words because I couldn't figure out, like, I never really blamed Fox News because the audience was fucking there.
You're telling them what they want to hear.
They need it.
They need it.
And there was another thing I was trying to, I couldn't remember.
I can't remember.
And then Fox would flip-flop depending on who the frontrunner is.
And you know why they do?
Because the audience needs to be telling me the truth.
No, no, no, no.
We like Trump.
Tell me why Trump is good.
And then everybody at Fox gets in line.
I've done shows with these guys.
I've seen them off camera, talk to them off camera, had them all tell me that Trump is a bozo, and then seen that lick Trump's ball when they say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that, to be fair, not just Tucker.
Yeah, all of them.
And to be fair to him, I used to really judge him for that.
But as we're having this conversation, yeah, he's giving the people what they want to hear.
If I don't give it to them, someone else will.
Fox didn't get to number one in the ratings because they manipulated it.
They got to number one because nobody was telling these people what they wanted to hear.
Every other news was going one way, and they said, oh, there's a whole group of people that want to hear something else.
Let's just feed that market.
Big gray space.
Let's just feed it what they want to hear.
Yeah.
The people will tell you what they need.
I'm curious, as a Catholic, how do you feel when you see like adults getting baptized and converting?
Do you see that as grifting or are you like happy that more people are joining?
Like that the people that are getting baptized are grifting?
Yeah.
No, I mean, I see it as like people looking for like community and purpose and like they found this religion that like gives them that.
So whether they convert to Islam, assuming that they're good faith actors, then I see it as them just being able to subscribe to the, you know, some type of greater mission.
Because it's like I recently saw a video with, who's the guy we had in Russell Brand?
Yeah.
So Russell.
Russell catching that Christian griff right now.
And that's what I'm saying.
Like when we spoke to him, he was very Buddhist, all that shit.
Eastern, yeah.
Oh, he saw that.
Didn't they get married in India, him and Katy Perry?
Yeah, yeah.
So when you see that, that doesn't like kind of upset you.
I'm like, I would look at that and be like, nah, I think you're kind of just like bullshitting.
That's the thing.
You don't know, like, you can't get inside someone's mind.
So like, you can make all the speculations and be like, which is truly, and I'm not even making like a joke.
This is the most, that's the most God-fearing, actually religious way to look at it.
You have the best perspective, which is empathy and love.
And I can't get, I can't assume that.
Also, why would any Christian question it?
Because if they truly believe it, why would someone else not?
You know what I mean?
Like it almost takes skepticism of the belief in order to see it in others.
Yeah, of course you converted.
So did I.
It's the truth.
It's like somebody moved to New York and going, it's the best city in the world.
None of us go, this motherfucker lying.
I do.
So did I believe that?
But that's true.
Because I don't believe it already.
Y'all believe it already.
No, I'm saying us.
Like we are the devout New York Catholics.
So when anybody goes, yo, this is the one and true greatest city in the world, we go, of course.
Finally, you see it.
This guy's an idiot.
Everyone else sees it.
And it lines up because this city molests you every chance.
So that's me.
He's a perfect.
We like the abuse.
But yeah, I do think if someone's going to join a major religion, I think every major religion is like a good organization to be in generally.
Like they persisted this long because they're able to sustain like the fruits of what they preach are good, whether it's like Islam, Judaism, Christianity.
But like, so I would prefer someone triple down on Catholicism or Islam than go into like some fringe weird cult.
Random cult that I don't know anything about that's only been around 20 years and the fruits of it might be poison.
Gotcha.
You know what I mean?
And there might have been iterations of this that were fringe weird cults throughout history.
But you could argue every religion starts as a cult.
But to your argument about time, time starts to weed out the shit.
It doesn't really offer utility.
So now a few thousand years later, you're like, okay, this might have some things that are a little bit difficult to do, but the community is fucking great.
I feel great when I go to help people.
Treat your neighbors yourself.
Everybody can have a run.
Champion can have a run.
Nike, Ben.
I trust Nike.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's almost like a Darwinian selection of like the product of it.
Like it's not go go.
Some cult that started in 2000 and everyone's getting abused and they're taking all the money from people and they're like there's a death cult and like they're killing each other off.
Like that's not going to last more than a decade.
I want us to have the cult of people who enjoy information they might not agree with, like to hear it out, willing to change their minds, willing to make a new opinion.
Like the cult of, what is that shit I was talking about in the beginning of the episode that I am?
Prisoner of the moment.
Prisoner of the moment.
That's what we should have.
Prisoner of the coolest information that you just heard.
But I do really want that.
And I think maybe I thought everybody is like this because the people that I've ended up becoming friends with are all like this.
Like we say different ideas.
Maybe we agree.
Maybe we don't.
We discuss them.
Maybe I'm convinced.
Maybe I'm not convinced.
Maybe you're convinced.
And it's like a really fun way to go about shit.
And it could be about sports that mean nothing.
It could be about life that's really important.
But for us, that's always been the kind of dialogue.
And everybody says they want that.
They're like, let's share ideas.
And the best idea will win.
And everybody says that.
But based on what is being consumed, if you look at right-wing people are only consuming right-wing shit.
Left-wing people are only consuming left-wing shit.
And they're both spouting this nonsense that we should be able to have conversations.
When are y'all listening to the combos?
Yeah.
Right?
One thing I try to do is when I see a headline that really excites me and I want to believe it, actually read the fucking article before you decide.
Oh, yeah.
This headline confirms everything I believe in.
I don't need to read the article.
If you read the article, nine times out of 10, you're going to be disappointed.
You're like, ah, shit.
They say if there's a question mark in the title of the article, it's always no.
So it's like, does Pakistan still exist?
And you get hyped.
You're like, and then it's like, yeah, no, no, no, no.
Did they get rid of Pakistan?
No, they didn't.
But are Pakistanis bad people?
No.
They're not.
They're just worse than us.
But yeah, it is a weird like, I wonder if kids will grow up in this information age and have the ability to discern between the grift and the truth.
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Yeah.
And I wonder if they'll develop that in the same way that we developed the ability to discern between a real phone call from somebody and like a Nigerian prince that needs $10,000 and you get to get the inheritance.
Like our parents don't know really about that.
So they get caught.
We don't get caught because we're like, that's ridiculous.
Now they're getting us with AI using our own voices and being like, your sister's kidnapping.
I think whatever these kids are going to get tricked by or shit they don't know about yet.
And their next generation.
Yeah.
If you told me 10 years ago, there's going to be con artists calling in your mom's voice with AI saying, send me money.
I'd be like, what the fuck are we?
It's not a sci-fi movie.
And they're going to look at our griffs and be like, when you're telling this story, the whole time I was like, this bitch is on Facebook?
You're a fucking, what are you, 90?
Of course you're going to get conned on Facebook.
They're going to say that about us with AI phone calls or whatever.
Sure.
But then they'll have everything.
He said like the remedy if someone's trying to get into a cult.
And there's no real definition of a cult.
Like to me, it's kind of just like transparency of information and then control.
Like if they're like, oh, you can't leave or like you can only communicate through like me or ex-people, then I'm like, okay, it's probably the cult.
But he's like, if someone's interested and they're like, hey, I'm going to go to this like consciousness retreat and I'm going to go enlighten my thing.
He's like, support them.
He's like, it sounds counterintuitive, but like back them up because that goes against the programming.
The programming is everyone to get you.
They're not going to get you.
They're going to call you crazy.
And when they come back from the treaty, he'll be like, so how was it?
What did you guys talk about?
And be like open-minded and genuinely curious because then that goes against what they're telling you.
It's like, oh, wow, that's clever.
So I think that's the...
What if they come back saying some wow shit?
You have to be like, oh, that's nice.
Yeah, you ask them.
You're like, oh, yeah.
And like, and why did they, why can you only talk to the group leader?
And why can they only approve your information?
And are you, and you can leave if you want.
And they're like, oh, well, technically.
And then by asking the questions without being critical, they start realizing themselves, whoa, this is a little bit controlling.
This is...
We have to hope that they really.
We would hope.
But then again, yeah, some people just are going through something that's so fucking difficult.
It's the same thing with drugs.
It's like you see a lot of people who are drug addicts.
And if you've never had someone in your family or like a loved one that was addicted, like it's hard to understand.
But what they're going through is so gut-wrenching, they can't even really fathom what life is like without the drug.
Yeah.
Like it's just so hard.
So I think the same thing happens with maybe a cult.
It's like, it's just what they're dealing with is so fucking horrible.
And that's the only thing that makes them feel like a little bit less bad.
Yeah.
So you have empathy for these people that get, it's not get tricked because again, they're getting the thing they want, which is that little moment of feeling good that they don't have.
So I used to think it was them getting tricked.
It's not really.
And especially not anymore.
Like these are the people seeking out the thing that they really fucking want.
Like I remember in Nick's group chats every single season, we the best fucking team in the league.
I want to hear that.
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Everybody, you know what I'm saying?
Like this is the information I want.
So we got the way that we look at our sports teams, people are looking at politics.
They're looking at life.
They're looking at every decision.
And it's crazy.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's yeah, it is.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah.
So I think that's the only thing you can do is like arm the people with the tools to know like, is this a cult?
Is what I'm doing completely dogmatic.
Also the tools to like understand like a grift.
Yeah.
Like to understand what that is, what that and like why.
And again, it's not to say that these people that are doing a grift are even aware of it.
Yep.
You know, but you see someone bounce into every new trendy thing.
Also, if we nourish and love all of the people around us, they're less likely to seek one of those things.
One more time.
That starts at home, man.
That's your community that you could affect.
But then if you're looking beyond it, you're just like, okay, like what, what is the thing?
Like, how do you, how do you help not just your community?
Or how do you like affect positively not just your community?
I think the way that we thought, the way that we thought things worked with freedom of speech, I think was the conversation was always like, put all the ideas out there and the best ideas win.
Like that was this idea, right?
And what nobody's really admitting is that's kind of not how it works.
Yeah.
You put all the ideas out there and then people just gravitate to whatever ideas make them feel good.
So knowing that, obviously, I don't know a better system than having free speech.
I'm the biggest free speech advocate.
We need free speech to the end.
I love it.
And I do think that there are good ideas out there that people eventually attach to.
But it is something that we at least have to look at.
Like I would love to talk to E. Capitalism is the best economic system.
That doesn't mean there are flaws in capitalism that can be exploited.
Free speech is the best system for speech, but that doesn't mean that it can't be exploited.
That's interesting.
Capitalism is a good way of looking at it.
It's like The best, healthiest food isn't the food that's always consumed.
Right.
The food that makes you feel good is what gets consumed.
But sometimes that food that makes you feel good can be bad for you and bad for society in a whole.
Yeah.
My hope that is with more polarization, open convo eventually swings it back.
Because we're still looking at like the micro, where it's like the internet has only been around like two decades or some shit.
Yep.
So it's like, I'm hoping on the macro with enough time that goes by, people are like, oh, we're going to slowly swing back.
Like these things that we thought made us feel good in the short term were actually super negative.
And I think that's a really smart way of looking at it, which is like one pendulum swings because there are cultural pendulum swings.
It happens all the time.
And like I have an example of that.
It's like I see people being critical of Rogan.
They're like, oh, he's all conservative right now.
He went to Texas.
He's all conservative.
And I like really thought about it.
And I was like, I don't know, like, there's a friend of mine, like, I know him.
Like, I was like, has he changed?
And my suspicion with Rogan is, is that like he's always had maybe an aversion to authority or being told to live a certain way.
And I imagine when he was younger, the people telling him how to live were conservatives going, you shouldn't be doing drugs.
You shouldn't be ill.
Yes, the puritanical conservative.
Don't be gay, don't whatever.
And then he probably rejected that.
Don't have tattoos.
Don't do this shit.
He rejected that, right?
And that probably made him very democratic.
And now the people telling him what to do are liberals going, you better get this vaccine.
You better do these fucking drugs.
You better get in line.
Don't tell these jokes.
These jokes are offensive.
So now the rejection of that positions him as this person who's conservative.
But in reality, and I think that's why a lot of us all go, well, now I think I'm feeling more conservative.
When I was younger, I was more Democrat.
No, no, it's just who's telling you how to live.
And whoever's telling you how to live, if you have a little bit of a free spirit, you start going, well, I don't like you telling me how to live.
So I'm going to look at these guys over here, see if they're telling me.
Yeah.
Does that make sense?
I'm trying to wrap my mind around this idea.
And I couldn't, I wanted to figure it out ideally before Rogan even bring it there.
But like, I'm kind of letting go of this idea that there are political parties.
I think there's just personality profiles or personality types.
Because the extreme, we've all said this, the extreme conservative and the extreme liberal, it's the same personality type.
We are not special or smart or whatever.
We're just a different personality type that might be the anti-Authorian, anti-authoritarian, don't tell me what to do personality type.
I've been trying to figure this out.
And like, I don't even think we have that many political beliefs that we truly feel as much as our personality profile lends itself to this thing in this moment in time.
Yeah, like what is happening culturally and how does it impact our identity?
And then depending on how it impacts our identity, whoever's defending our identity will gravitate to.
And whoever is rejecting our identity, we'll move away from.
And I think black people probably felt this way.
They're like, oh, wow, Democratic Party is really like kind of listening to our concerns about like racism and the civil rights movement.
And they all gravitated towards that.
Right.
And I think maybe even now they're like, all right, have they even, have they done much for us since then?
And maybe they have.
I don't know.
But there's a little.
We are looking at it like, wait a minute, we keep supporting this party, but we're not getting anything out of it.
You know what?
Our vote isn't guaranteed anyway.
And that simply is just an identity thing, which is like, hey, who's going to help us?
And I think a lot of people behave in that way.
And then since we look at American politics as a binary, we start going, oh, you're a conservative or you're whatever.
It's like, no, no, we didn't change.
Maybe our identities changed a little bit.
Sure.
And the things that we value change.
You have a family and then all of a sudden that's a concern.
But who we are hasn't really changed that much.
How the different political parties are impacting us has changed.
And we will always just gravitate towards the one that feels like they're not telling us what to do or at least supporting the way that we want to live.
And I think that that might, I think there's something there.
So it's not like, I'm in the middle.
Like, no, we're not in the middle.
Yeah.
It's just culture has changed and the way that the parties are talking, the things that they're branding themselves around change.
And as that happens, we pivot.
Trans wasn't an issue in the fucking 40s.
In the early 2000s.
Right?
So it's like there was the parties couldn't argue about that.
And now if that is a major issue for you, you're going to lend yourself to whatever party is more supportive.
Yeah.
Right?
Like if you're a Jewish person and you're super pro-Israel, that's really important identity for you.
You're going to go to whatever side is more supportive.
So it's not this like in the middle position that people talk about all the time.
Yeah.
And conservatives in the 90s were the anti-free speech people burning the rap CDs, CNWA.
We hate that.
Now conservatives are super free speech.
It's a really weird shift that's happening.
So people act like we're the ones changing.
No, the parties change.
Does that make sense?
Like what the party's value changes.
How much of that is a reflection of us though?
You would think more, but since conservatives have like flip-flopped on what it is you can and can't say, like, have they realized that their constituents feel a different way?
That's what I think.
I think they're telling us what we want to hear.
They're reacting to the algorithm.
Tails wagging the dog kind of.
And as we tweet, as conservatives, their trademark or whatever hallmark beliefs might be pro-gun, pro-life, maybe, for example.
Everything else is negotiable.
Whoever is the fucking, the guy that has the highest profile that is pro-life and pro-gun, whatever else they say, I'm with that too, because they're with those two things.
Those are the things I care about the most.
So maybe that's what it is.
And then if they see that, like, if the other politicians that are conservatives see conservatives care about this the most and they're following these guys, all right, we're with all that shit too.
It's crazy out here, dog.
It's really wild out here.
Yeah.
But it is good to have these convos.
These I think it is like uncharted territory for us old dudes.
Like you probably grew up with this, but us old dudes that are like, we're kind of analyzing and seeing how this is working in real time.
Life was, information was very easy for us growing up.
I don't think your generation realizes that.
Like what was true and what was not true was definite and decided.
Like there was very little gray area.
I mean, did you, I felt, what I feel now with information is overwhelm.
When I was young, yeah, I knew everything.
Yeah.
I knew nothing.
But I had the illusion of feeling like I knew everything.
Because there was only one source.
Exactly.
And then you just kind of, I don't believe in that.
And now it's in that form.
One of the biggest things I've noticed is that when we were younger, a fact was a fact.
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Now my fact is different from your fact.
And I'm like, what is that?
Yeah, we live in our own reality.
The arrogance that we have.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
I think people could benefit from learning how media is taught.
And in media school, they teach you that there's fact and then there's truth.
And truth is fact through a perspective.
Yeah.
And a lot of people don't know the difference between a fact and a truth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't until you said that.
So we just, we just learned that right now.
But it is true.
And these are the things that you got to kind of.
That's media school day one.
Yeah.
But how crazy is that that now you got to educate kids on the media just so that they can digest it?
Yeah.
I'm telling you, man, there's this, you know, you always say it, ignorance is bliss.
And it was the consuming media back in the day was way more blissful.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Are the Chinese happier than us?
So I think about that, right?
You got to go full China, dude.
So I think about that.
I think there's a way that they might be simply, and this is, I think, why they restrict so much information that comes from the West.
If they have nothing to compare themselves to, they might.
But Western media and content is so sexy.
Like, it's just, you can't dopamine, dopamine, dopamine.
It's just the best.
Like, it's just the best.
Like, why would you want to live any other way?
I'm sorry.
You can't.
You just fucking can't.
Like, it's the best.
The things we reward are the best.
I was watching that three-body problem movie.
And it's interesting culturally in that, like, all the characters that are like the heroes are heroes because they're smart.
And the ones that aren't heroes and they have to like sacrifice themselves and die, it's because they weren't smart enough.
Like, they really reward intellect, and it's important.
In America, it's like the smart guy usually says something condescending to the tough guy, and the tough guy punches him in the face and then fucks his girl.
And that's awesome.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is our biggest guy.
He's like, Yeah, he just shoots everyone.
He's jacked.
He's awesome.
Isn't that great?
That's how you solve every fucking problem.
It's just awesome.
So there, and the reality is more people can relate to not being the smartest guy.
Yeah.
And a smart guy being condescending to them.
And in that moment, being frustrated and be like, this fucking guy thinks he's smarter than me.
I'm going to punch him in his fucking shit.
Doesn't this white girl look like a pump fake on her?
That's it.
This rich white bitch that's sitting front row, doesn't know the rules of the game, is doing cry faces to me.
She getting swung off.
Yeah.
It's wild out here.
Kind of cool.
Okay.
What else we got, guys?
I know that you guys got some cool shit that you want to show us.
Oh, yeah.
We were talking about AI just a second ago.
We got some fun AI stuff.
So there's a patron.
We have a Patreon.
And there's a patron named Markea who had tickets to Schultz's MSG shows Friday and Saturday.
And she gave the Saturday ones away to another patron, which is an awesome thing to do.
Great community.
Join our Patreon.
We set up a AI competition.
And whatever you sent in, whoever sent in the best AI, we were going to give the tickets away too.
So I went through all the stuff.
I picked the winner.
But I first wanted to share some of the moment.
Yeah, yeah.
Shared some of the other submissions, some of our honorable mentions and things like that.
First chart out, just like some fun images.
I was like, these are impressive that people could make.
That'll look like his NFTs.
Whoa.
Roman Trump.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So the next one is some muddy Indian.
That's a married woman, bro.
I can't look at her.
That's a married woman.
Oh, gosh.
Yo, curve your eye.
The dot is married.
Yeah.
Not always.
Wait, really?
It's supposed to be, but not.
No, it's like.
Hold on, is this a trick?
No.
Is that like me as a girl or something?
No, that'd be way better.
You're not the hot.
Hold on, but this might be a trick.
Then some guy just sent in a photo of himself, or it's AI.
I don't know, but I really like that image.
Fire.
Honorable man.
That's why Bal Borat.
Holy shit.
This was fat, too.
Look at down there.
This was for Mark, apparently.
These were all in a church.
Oh, that's not right.
That's not right.
I thought that was fire.
That's awesome.
That's not right.
S2 cartoon.
I don't like when it gets goodness fucking gracious.
Crazy, right?
That is just what is going on, even.
I like for Alex.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
That's fun.
Oh, my goodness.
This is from these people.
These people don't exist.
These are not people.
Oh, my God.
These are objects.
You can objectify them.
There's a couple redheads.
And then we got two videos.
He's pretty impressed.
We had two videos.
That's not a real person.
Nope.
Is that his dick in between her?
Yeah.
Now you think this would have won, right?
That was a sick video.
Wait, that's not.
That woman doesn't exist.
And then that guy's dick isn't real.
Nah, look at her tattoos.
They all are warping.
Oh, that's what you were looking at?
That's her tattoos.
I'm a connoisseur.
I like five.
I mean, even the foreskin is moving.
This is incredible.
It's only going to get better, dude.
That's what's crazy.
This one's the worst thing we'll ever be.
Fucking God.
It's not circumcised.
That's right.
So the actual winner was.
So none of those ones.
None of those won.
This one also is.
This almost won.
This almost.
Get this bad out.
Get this bigger.
Zoom in.
This shit is fun.
This shit.
Look at it, Andrew.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on, son.
Allie's pussy got ball.
Son, what is up with your pussy?
They gave me a long time.
I thought it was a nutsack until he said that.
No, Al's pussy looked like one of them chimpanzee noses.
Have you seen the monkeys?
Yeah, the bonobo.
Yeah, the bonobo nose.
Why does Akash have a dick?
That shit might be Akash.
You got some good hangage on that.
That's pretty cool.
You got like weird, oblong, pussy lips, Mark.
Why Mark's face is?
One lip is longer than this shit.
Yeah, why you fucking.
Yeah, why you got your L and Bead face?
That shit had me done.
Nah, bro.
Next.
All right, that almost won.
That almost won.
This is actually what won.
This is so cool.
God fuck me, though.
Oh, I'm lying.
I'm already cringing right now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
They call me Drope.
Oh, here's a Kaya Walker.
What it do.
I'm playing with the statements.
Kennedy Flagrant is the true.
I'm only dropping hits.
I'm starting marshmallows.
I'm bringing more fun than Mark Songpin.
Really good.
Crazy.
Cash the influences remove my braces.
The watch more flooded than a dude by basement.
I'm called Malone with a mix of drama.
Cause I'm infamous for throwing bows.
I'm flagrant.
Cash influences remove my braces.
It sounds like more flooded than that.
I'm called Malone.
He has a right to be aware of that.
He has no way of doing that.
He's a stand-up dudes.
All we have is applause.
Getting rich up cheddar cheddar.
Ain't that right, Arkash?
Yeah, you right, dog.
Every time I step to the mic, I'm feeling like I just add another foot to my height.
I make ID and cool.
I'm bringing back a poo.
While they're rich, are bringing shit.
They bringing back a poo.
Act a fool.
I had your ass cash played.
Call me AI.
But we ain't talking about practice.
Cash being flowing.
The watch more.
This is crazy.
I mean, this is incredible.
We can make some drains.
Fire.
This is fire.
Damn, I wanted to hit me.
Crazy, right?
That's unreal.
Shouts.
Who is that?
Shout him out on the pod, yo.
Yeah, I hit him.
He's awesome.
He's going to come to the show.
I'm going to like talk.
I'm hanging with this.
Yeah.
What's his name?
I have to pull up.
I can't remember off top of him.
If we pull it up or put it in the thing.
Shouts, dog.
That was fucking crazy.
That was.
It really sounded like y'all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Crazy, right?
I'm a rap by that.
You sounded good.
You sound good at Reddit.
You sounded good.
I'm going to do it.
I got it.
Hey, Rapps and shit, yeah.
That was fire.
He had to have written that.
Yeah.
So we were supposed to.
His name's Jake.
Shout out to Jake.
I think what Jake did is I think he wrote it.
Yep.
And then I think he wrapped it.
And then put my face on it.
And then put your voice on his voice.
That's smart.
And then your voice on his flow was good.
Yeah.
I mean, the minion line grew is so awesome.
That's insane.
Yeah.
I was amazed.
I mean, that's such an awesome song.
I'm like, I'm super impressed by that.
Insane.
Unreal.
That's the coolest thing.
But also just bar for bar.
I thought it was really clever.
Really good.
I'm bringing back a poo.
The other song.
Bringing back a poo.
I was like, that's awesome.
That's really, really good.
Gaslit was in there.
Hezekiah Walker's in.
I was like, cultural reference.
Yeah.
Topical.
Flood of Dubai Basement.
That's amazing.
I want him to make more.
I just keep making those.
Jake.
One more time.
That was inspiring.
Yo, hey, Rap, you got about one month left.
Yo, sir.
You got one month left until it's over for all of y'all.
Jake, you're a talented man.
Yo, matter of fact, all those are Patreon.
What's it called?
Let's just do Patreon now.
Y'all want to do Patreon now?
Fuck you.
All right, let's do Patreon now.
We got more stories.
What else we got?
We got to talk about Yeezy's porn.
He's coming over the porn studio.
We got to talk about, you see the guy licking the kids' faces, biting his ears.
That was crazy.
Kaylin Clark's contracts.
Meeting Matthew McConaughey when they're in Austin.
So let's do Patreon now.
Obviously, y'all know this week is crazy.
So we're going to knock this out today.
Come join us on Patreon if y'all want to fuck with that conversation.