Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Epstein List Gets Roasted, Katt Williams Breaks Internet, & Jo Koy vs Golden Globes
Aired: 2024-01-10
Duration: 02:10:20


=== Epstein Files and Hawking (14:15) ===

[00:00:00]  Jeff and Ghelane, the traffic king and queen, are back, baby.
[00:00:04]  The much anticipated Epstein file has dropped its 1,000 pages.
[00:00:09]  Only Cat Williams can read that fast.
[00:00:11]  So here are the hits.
[00:00:13]  Turns out the Epstein Island conspiracy is some fresh blood.
[00:00:16]  And no, I'm not talking about Hyman's.
[00:00:18]  Human Hot Wheels Stephen Hawking got rolled into this kid diddling debacle.
[00:00:23]  Hawking, who apparently loves strip clubs and looked like he got a lap dance from a wrecking ball, visited Epstein's Island for an academic conference in 2006 where he was rumored to have an underage orgy or as he calls it, the gangbang theory.
[00:00:39]  Epstein tried to pay people to discredit the rumor and cover up Hawking's tire tracks.
[00:00:44]  They even tried to erase Steven's memory by shaking him like an Etcha sketch.
[00:00:48]  Hawking wasn't the only new name revealed.
[00:00:51]  Voice actor for a cartoon dirt bike, RFK Jr. was on the list.
[00:00:56]  He immediately blamed his ex-wife for being on Epstein's plane and at his house.
[00:01:01]  Finally, a Kennedy that knows how to use his wife for cover.
[00:01:04]  Honestly, though, does the CIA kill everyone this guy knows?
[00:01:09]  Look, I just hope he wasn't at the Stephen Hawking orgy, okay?
[00:01:12]  The Kennedys have seen enough brain splatter.
[00:01:16]  Think about it.
[00:01:17]  David Copperfield also was allegedly at Epstein's house because when there's kids to entertain, you hire a magician.
[00:01:25]  They actually asked Copperfield if he wanted a 26-year-old, to which he responded in true magician fashion.
[00:01:31]  Let's cut that in half.
[00:01:33]  Aside from those guys, it's just the same cast of characters that deserve to take a submarine trip to the Titanic.
[00:01:39]  Bill Clinton was mentioned, but the worst thing they said about Bill and the whole drop is he likes him young.
[00:01:45]  I mean, this guy is slipperier than Stephen Hawking's chin.
[00:01:49]  As of now, the only miners that we know for sure Clinton fucked were the ones digging out of the rubble in Haiti.
[00:01:56]  And you can't mention Epstein without his favorite royal kid rinser, Prince Andrew.
[00:02:01]  I mean, how is this guy not in jail?
[00:02:03]  Oh, yeah, he's a fucking prince.
[00:02:05]  I can't believe England pays for this guy to fly around the world and fuck teens.
[00:02:10]  At least in America, we elect people to fly around the world and fuck teens.
[00:02:15]  The royal family claims that what Prince Andrew is doing is not grooming.
[00:02:20]  It's air conditioning.
[00:02:22]  Now, if that joke is confusing, try spelling air H-E-I-R.
[00:02:26]  Ultimately, this drop was more useless than Stephen Hawking's Fitbit.
[00:02:31]  The allegations are so old, Clinton wouldn't stuff his cock in them.
[00:02:35]  Hopefully, more information comes out.
[00:02:37]  Hopefully, justice is served.
[00:02:40]  And hopefully, Epstein and Ghylaine or Ghislaine or whoever the hell you pronounce her name, hopefully, they both rot in hell.
[00:02:47]  I mean, that would be a massage with a happy ending.
[00:02:50]  Now, let's start the show.
[00:02:51]  All right, so how y'all, how y'all feel about The Hawk?
[00:02:55]  How do you feel about the Hawk?
[00:02:56]  Dude, Young Hawky?
[00:02:57]  Yo, Young Hawking.
[00:02:58]  The Hawky talking.
[00:02:59]  Yo, the Hawky, is that what they call it?
[00:03:01]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:03:01]  So, what do you guys think about this?
[00:03:04]  So, when I first saw the thing that he was watching midgets do equations on the board, I was so excited.
[00:03:11]  Yeah, that was the best.
[00:03:12]  That was a Twitter setup.
[00:03:14]  Yeah, not real, huh?
[00:03:15]  Yeah, not real at all.
[00:03:16]  But yeah, what was the allegation?
[00:03:18]  I really wanted to believe that.
[00:03:19]  Yeah, no, I know, I know.
[00:03:20]  So, the allegation was that he used to watch midgets, naked midgets, do algebra problems on a chalkboard that was too high for him.
[00:03:26]  Which not illegal.
[00:03:28]  Yeah, not illegal at all.
[00:03:29]  Just that scenario is fucking broad.
[00:03:32]  That's amazing.
[00:03:32]  It's such a good lie.
[00:03:33]  Whoever came up with that.
[00:03:34]  Somehow, Stephen Hawking has become more likable through this.
[00:03:37]  Right?
[00:03:37]  Like, the idea that he was on this island, somehow, like, rolling around in the sands.
[00:03:42]  Yeah, not wheelchair accessible, but he figured it out.
[00:03:44]  Yeah.
[00:03:44]  Taking place in these like underage orgies.
[00:03:46]  It's like, which is wrong.
[00:03:49]  But there's no way that he could communicate he wanted it.
[00:03:54]  What do you mean?
[00:03:55]  Like, he could be like, I don't know, that was a computer.
[00:03:57]  They were typing shit in.
[00:03:59]  I got hacked.
[00:03:59]  He got hacked.
[00:04:00]  You know, pedophile.
[00:04:01]  Pedophile hacked.
[00:04:01]  Pedophile.
[00:04:02]  Jeffrey Epstein was on the fucking, on the keyboard.
[00:04:04]  I was disgusted.
[00:04:05]  You could see it on my face.
[00:04:07]  This poor fucking guy.
[00:04:09]  Unfortunately, I had to do it.
[00:04:11]  Yo.
[00:04:11]  Because my AI wanted to get crazy.
[00:04:13]  That being said, he has a little reputation of being a wild boy.
[00:04:16]  Cheating on your wife while you're that crippled.
[00:04:19]  Was he that crippled at the time he cheated?
[00:04:21]  Yo, maybe he was ripped, son.
[00:04:23]  I don't know.
[00:04:24]  Low-key, like, we always put on Stephen Hawking because we hate men.
[00:04:28]  Yeah.
[00:04:28]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:04:28]  Because women hate men.
[00:04:29]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:04:30]  Miss Sanders.
[00:04:31]  There's a bunch of mischief.
[00:04:32]  We're living in a matriarch.
[00:04:33]  We're living in the matriarchy.
[00:04:34]  So they immediately assume a man who's crippled and can't even move his eyebrows.
[00:04:38]  He literally communicates with blinking that he has the capability to not only have sex with another woman, seduce another woman.
[00:04:46]  No.
[00:04:46]  He can't give consent.
[00:04:48]  He literally can't.
[00:04:49]  Come on.
[00:04:49]  He literally can't.
[00:04:50]  Yeah.
[00:04:51]  This motherfucker been getting raped.
[00:04:54]  They've been rolling him around the world from rape to rape.
[00:04:58]  He's been trafficked.
[00:04:59]  He is the traffic, bro.
[00:05:01]  He is.
[00:05:01]  He is the traffic.
[00:05:02]  He's the detective.
[00:05:03]  So he needs an apology from Virginia Goufrey.
[00:05:06]  He needs an apology from Soyberg or whoever the other girl.
[00:05:09]  He needs an apology for every girl on that list.
[00:05:11]  Why'd y'all diddle Stephen Hawking?
[00:05:12]  He didn't want to fuck y'all.
[00:05:13]  He wanted to do science experiments.
[00:05:15]  That's all he wants.
[00:05:16]  And they roll him into the strip club, this mutant, and forcing him to do this shit that he don't even want to do.
[00:05:22]  In cargo, probably.
[00:05:24]  You're not wasting first class.
[00:05:26]  You put him in the overhead.
[00:05:27]  I put him under the seat in front of me.
[00:05:29]  For a victim, he got a good hit list, though.
[00:05:32]  He's got a very good hit list for a victim.
[00:05:34]  He knew, though.
[00:05:34]  He knew.
[00:05:34]  He knew.
[00:05:35]  And he was hitting for a while.
[00:05:36]  I mean, how old did he get?
[00:05:38]  Oh, wait, what do you mean?
[00:05:39]  Like, how old did he live to?
[00:05:40]  Like, usually they go sooner if you got that.
[00:05:42]  If you got fold him up into luggage disease, then they usually go.
[00:05:47]  If you have a weight syndrome, you do that slightly earlier.
[00:05:50]  He does fold up.
[00:05:51]  He is so.
[00:05:52]  76.
[00:05:53]  He went to 76.
[00:05:54]  No, fucking.
[00:05:56]  Yeah.
[00:05:56]  Oh, that's a good 76 right there.
[00:05:58]  Anyway, my point is, I think that Stephen Hawking deserves an apology.
[00:06:02]  One from Twitter, right?
[00:06:05]  Assuming that he would want to do something so silly as to watch midgets do math problems on a chalkboard.
[00:06:09]  It was too high for them on their tippy toes.
[00:06:11]  Also, if it's too high for the midget, it's probably too high for him also.
[00:06:13]  Also, midgets on their tippy toes is mad funny, bro.
[00:06:16]  That's what he's saying.
[00:06:17]  Getting on your tippy toes just to turn a doorknob.
[00:06:19]  Get on your tippy toes to hit a light.
[00:06:22]  You saw the raccoons trying to open the door?
[00:06:25]  No.
[00:06:25]  Oh, man, this is fire.
[00:06:26]  I love all the people that just sent me midget shit, bro.
[00:06:29]  Well, because they know that's your shit now?
[00:06:30]  Yeah, they know it's funny.
[00:06:30]  But you into midgets now.
[00:06:32]  Son, they're just funny people.
[00:06:35]  I mean, they are.
[00:06:36]  They are a funny group of people.
[00:06:38]  And now they're leaning into it, too.
[00:06:39]  So it's like now they're like making TikToks and shit.
[00:06:42]  Oh, come on now.
[00:06:43]  That's what it looked like when they were trying to do the math problem.
[00:06:45]  Come on.
[00:06:47]  Come on now.
[00:06:48]  I think, I don't know.
[00:06:50]  This is an artistic interpretation.
[00:06:52]  Come on.
[00:06:53]  Now, the music of Stephen Hawking should have been crazy.
[00:06:55]  Isn't it wild?
[00:06:56]  Like, it's something as absolutely vile and disgusting as, you know, sexual assault and rape.
[00:07:01]  If you add Stephen Hawking into it, there is some levity.
[00:07:05]  Yeah, it comes real funny.
[00:07:06]  It's not funny.
[00:07:07]  No, no, no.
[00:07:08]  It's not funny what them girls did to him.
[00:07:11]  It's not funny.
[00:07:12]  Yeah.
[00:07:12]  It's disgusting what they fucking did.
[00:07:14]  I believe in victims.
[00:07:16]  I mean, it's disgusting what happened to those girls with other guys.
[00:07:18]  Yeah, that's fucked up.
[00:07:19]  But what hurt people hurt people.
[00:07:21]  Clearly, they were like, oh, I'm going to get my get back.
[00:07:24]  I got this jellyfish looking motherfucker.
[00:07:27]  Yeah, unplug the scooter.
[00:07:28]  He's not going anywhere.
[00:07:29]  Sit your ass.
[00:07:30]  Oh, you ain't moving no.
[00:07:31]  Back it up, Jeff.
[00:07:35]  I got your fireworks.
[00:07:37]  Damn.
[00:07:38]  Okay, so Stephen Hawking.
[00:07:39]  But besides the Stephen Hawking, this shit was, I mean, pretty much everything we knew.
[00:07:42]  Copperfield was also fire.
[00:07:44]  Yo, Copperfield was wild.
[00:07:45]  So David Copperfield, obviously a magician.
[00:07:46]  We talked about him in the rant, but like apparently he was at the house.
[00:07:50]  And just to put in context with all these things, so these are court court documents that have been leaked.
[00:07:56]  So a lot of these things are allegations about people.
[00:08:00]  So it's not like, hey, we have proof that this thing happened.
[00:08:02]  Somebody is accusing or alleging that this person did it.
[00:08:05]  So with Stephen Hawking, basically the way that they get him to the island is in 2006, he was at the island for this academic conference.
[00:08:13]  So I guess there's a bunch of other academics there.
[00:08:15]  And now, to be fair, in 2005, Epstein was accused of sex trafficking.
[00:08:22]  Yeah, but he wasn't convicted.
[00:08:23]  He wasn't convicted, I think, in 2008.
[00:08:24]  Yeah.
[00:08:25]  So, but still, like, once they put that on you, that's the first bid he did in Florida?
[00:08:30]  2008, he does the bid.
[00:08:32]  Okay.
[00:08:33]  2005, he gets accused.
[00:08:34]  2006, the academic conference happens.
[00:08:37]  I'm just saying, if a dude who allegedly raped an underage girl invites me to his island while there's an open case, I'm going to wait until the verdict.
[00:08:46]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:08:47]  Are we really researching everybody we run into, though?
[00:08:51]  But you should know if you're going to find an island.
[00:08:55]  I think we just researched.
[00:08:56]  It's not wire fraud.
[00:08:57]  You know what I mean?
[00:08:59]  Now, to be fair, let's just call it what it is.
[00:09:01]  Before we knew all this about Epstein, right?
[00:09:05]  It kind of was the place to be.
[00:09:09]  And what date?
[00:09:10]  What day?
[00:09:10]  Meeting.
[00:09:10]  What year?
[00:09:11]  Everybody was there.
[00:09:13]  What year?
[00:09:13]  The president's there.
[00:09:14]  Not after Jesus.
[00:09:15]  Michael Jackson's there.
[00:09:17]  RFK Jr.'s there.
[00:09:19]  Like everybody's there.
[00:09:21]  The parties are crazy.
[00:09:22]  Like, there's a lot of people that went to Epstein shit back in the day that are quiet right now.
[00:09:25]  Like, oh, man, I didn't know he was out here.
[00:09:27]  I just thought it was the party to be at.
[00:09:29]  So if the president goes to a place, where did we go eat on the road, Al?
[00:09:33]  When we were on the road together, where do we go eat every single city?
[00:09:36]  Not Epstein's Island.
[00:09:38]  But we went where what?
[00:09:40]  Obama's favorite spot.
[00:09:41]  We went where the president went.
[00:09:43]  It can't be bad.
[00:09:44]  You know, lo and behold, all those spots are rapist processed by the same logic.
[00:09:50]  He brought us to a bunch of barbecue joints.
[00:09:52]  Obama was never on the farm.
[00:09:53]  No, no, no.
[00:09:53]  He wasn't.
[00:09:54]  So he wasn't.
[00:09:56]  What I'm saying is maybe they were owned by that.
[00:09:58]  That's traffic-free food right there.
[00:10:00]  Traffic-free.
[00:10:02]  All I'm trying to say is you never know.
[00:10:04]  You do never know.
[00:10:05]  Yeah.
[00:10:05]  But Copperfield was there.
[00:10:07]  The whole transcript is so funny with him because he was doing magic tricks.
[00:10:10]  Then he leaned over and he was like, do you know that girls are trying to get other girls?
[00:10:13]  And that's like the whole thing that he's in the transcript for.
[00:10:16]  And I was like, why would he bring that up after doing a magic trick?
[00:10:19]  I mean, because he knows why he's there.
[00:10:20]  Because he knows some other shit is going on.
[00:10:22]  Yeah.
[00:10:23]  I was happy there was very little black people on this list.
[00:10:25]  Come on.
[00:10:26]  They were happy also.
[00:10:27]  Oh, y'all weren't invited.
[00:10:29]  Who are the black people on the list?
[00:10:31]  You think it's not like that's a good thing.
[00:10:33]  Don't be selling.
[00:10:33]  Y'all are in pedophiles.
[00:10:34]  No, y'all just weren't in the circle.
[00:10:36]  Yeah, you're not cool enough.
[00:10:37]  What do you mean we got?
[00:10:38]  Kelly?
[00:10:39]  Well, Mike was there, but he was white.
[00:10:40]  Yeah, we would have snitched it.
[00:10:43]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:10:44]  We be snitching, y'all.
[00:10:46]  We be snitching on how to get out of here.
[00:10:47]  Y'all gotta be snitching.
[00:10:48]  Y'all be bragging.
[00:10:49]  That's your problem.
[00:10:51]  We can't take you to some fun shit and then you're not telling me about our hero.
[00:10:54]  That's how it's about.
[00:10:56]  20 bad bitches on the island.
[00:11:00]  I didn't know where I got this from where the second I experienced some cool shit.
[00:11:03]  I got to tell everybody.
[00:11:04]  But it's literally just grown up with black people.
[00:11:08]  White people like to hold shit to themselves and be a secret.
[00:11:10]  Is there another group of people that do that?
[00:11:13]  Bridging tunnel folks.
[00:11:15]  Yeah.
[00:11:20]  Send them back.
[00:11:21]  It's okay.
[00:11:23]  I love that.
[00:11:24]  We're going to talk about the Jews in that tunnel.
[00:11:26]  Yeah, Tanya had a funny comment.
[00:11:28]  She was like, yo, this is the worst time for Jews to be caught building tunnels.
[00:11:31]  Bro, it's insane.
[00:11:32]  Yeah.
[00:11:33]  You were accusing Hamas of tunnels this whole time.
[00:11:35]  Also, I saw, I sent y'all this video.
[00:11:37]  We should put the play the video, but they were singing like ceasefire Christmas carols in front of the Holland Tunnel and blocking the Holland Tunnel.
[00:11:43]  First of all, Palestinians and anybody taking up the Palestinian cause, the last people you want supporting you are white liberals.
[00:11:50]  They are going to ruin this shit for you.
[00:11:51]  That is a fact.
[00:11:52]  I'm telling you, they lost pretty much everybody who drives a car in New York yesterday.
[00:11:57]  Yep.
[00:11:58]  Literally, everybody who couldn't get onto the subway, everybody who could, sorry, everybody couldn't get onto the bridge or the tunnel, they're gone.
[00:12:05]  The next thing they're going to tell you, put a colored square up on your Instagram.
[00:12:08]  It's a wrap after that one.
[00:12:10]  So look at this.
[00:12:10]  Is singing Ceasefire Christmas catch.
[00:12:12]  You took this.
[00:12:13]  This is my video.
[00:12:14]  TMZ Schultz.
[00:12:15]  TMZ Schultz.
[00:12:16]  I've been humming this tune.
[00:12:20]  I mean, a harmony still.
[00:12:25]  That shit goes, though.
[00:12:27]  Kanye could fucking go.
[00:12:28]  I almost don't want to cease fire so they could keep singing, bro.
[00:12:32]  Whatever prolongs this song.
[00:12:36]  I mean, that's slaps.
[00:12:37]  Ceasefire.
[00:12:38]  That's actually a pretty good song.
[00:12:40]  I mean, what do you think, though?
[00:12:42]  Ceasefire.
[00:12:43]  That was pretty good.
[00:12:44]  That's pretty good.
[00:12:45]  You got to give it to them.
[00:12:46]  What's crazy is some of those liberal whites are likely now.
[00:12:55]  Hang gliding.
[00:12:57]  Yo, you can't do the Palestinian remix.
[00:13:00]  You got to do the Hamas remix.
[00:13:01]  That's on the other side of the tunnel.
[00:13:02]  Yeah, they're going, hang glider.
[00:13:05]  They're singing into each other.
[00:13:07]  If you stand in the middle of that tunnel, it's so beautiful.
[00:13:09]  It's just two choirs going at each other in the middle.
[00:13:12]  That's really what's going to stop this war.
[00:13:15]  Because America's just going to nuke the whole area so we got to stop hearing these fucking songs on our tunnels that we need to go into.
[00:13:21]  Also, another thing: Palestinian protests.
[00:13:23]  Don't be near a tunnel.
[00:13:25]  Okay?
[00:13:26]  Protest a bridge, but you don't want to protest tunnel systems because it looks like you're doing reconnaissance.
[00:13:30]  Okay.
[00:13:31]  It looks like you really like what we got going on in that Holland tunnel.
[00:13:33]  And you're like, I think we need, I think we need a little bit more structural integrity.
[00:13:37]  Okay.
[00:13:38]  Jewish tunnels Jewish tunnels.
[00:13:40]  Jewish tunnels.
[00:13:41]  Yo, those Jewish tunnels are ass.
[00:13:43]  Hauling the song.
[00:13:43]  Did you see the Jewish tunnels?
[00:13:44]  No, you see this tunnel.
[00:13:46]  Say again?
[00:13:47]  Did you see the Jewish tunnels?
[00:13:48]  Yeah, but they're all filthy.
[00:13:49]  It's disgusting.
[00:13:51]  Wait.
[00:13:51]  What the fuck are you thinking?
[00:13:52]  You saw this guy.
[00:13:53]  I said this to you yesterday.
[00:13:54]  Just the most New York shit.
[00:13:56]  This guy trying to get through the tunnel while all the people are singing.
[00:13:59]  And this is where the intersection between like Free Palestine and then BLM like connects.
[00:14:03]  Watch this.
[00:14:04]  They don't know what to do.
[00:14:05]  There we go.
[00:14:10]  That's against the law.
[00:14:13]  Yo, black people calling out the laws, my favorite.

=== Jewish Tunnels Are Filthy (02:43) ===

[00:14:16]  He just starts shoving people.
[00:14:18]  Cease fire now.
[00:14:28]  And they literally just let him go through.
[00:14:30]  They're just like, all right.
[00:14:31]  He's black.
[00:14:32]  He's black.
[00:14:35]  Oh, fire.
[00:14:36]  That's so new.
[00:14:38]  This is how I know I'm not a New Yorker.
[00:14:40]  I just would have turned around and been like, all right, fine.
[00:14:42]  You would have.
[00:14:42]  You would have.
[00:14:43]  Of course I would have.
[00:14:43]  You definitely would have.
[00:14:45]  You're getting caught on camera, 4K fighting the gay dude.
[00:14:48]  There's no New Yorker that's not going right through that fucking three honks followed by you can just drive through.
[00:14:53]  Let's just be Al, tell me this right now.
[00:14:56]  A single New Yorker that is letting a group of pink-haired lesbians stop them from getting on the Williamsburg Bridge with a Brooklyn bridge.
[00:15:05]  Absolutely not.
[00:15:05]  I'm surprised he ain't hit him.
[00:15:06]  I would have just that slow up.
[00:15:08]  Just slow.
[00:15:09]  You just slowly.
[00:15:10]  If I hit you at five, I've hit a friend before.
[00:15:12]  So wait, you hit a friend with your car?
[00:15:17]  Yeah, remember?
[00:15:18]  I told this, though.
[00:15:19]  Yeah, you talked about it on Patreon, I think.
[00:15:20]  Yeah.
[00:15:20]  Oh, that was page drive.
[00:15:22]  Yeah.
[00:15:24]  What happened?
[00:15:25]  He tossed me like we were rough housing outside the club.
[00:15:28]  And then he like tossed me almost to the other side of the street.
[00:15:33]  And I slid and fucked up my whole fit.
[00:15:35]  And I was with the girl at the time.
[00:15:37]  And he's a big dude.
[00:15:38]  So you had to get that get back.
[00:15:39]  You had to get the get back.
[00:15:40]  You got him with the front or the back?
[00:15:42]  Like the little side.
[00:15:43]  Just tapped them.
[00:15:43]  You programmed the test.
[00:15:44]  So it's like I was going, you know, this was years ago.
[00:15:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:47]  This is bad.
[00:15:48]  This is a public action.
[00:15:49]  Is that crazy?
[00:15:51]  Yo, I was 19 at the time.
[00:15:52]  I was in there with a fake ID.
[00:15:55]  That makes it better.
[00:15:56]  So, yeah, so I was just saying bye to everybody, and he was right there.
[00:15:59]  And so, by accident, I gave him a little bump on my way off.
[00:16:03]  By accident.
[00:16:04]  By accident.
[00:16:04]  It's fine.
[00:16:05]  That's not that crazy, bro.
[00:16:07]  If the legs don't fly in the air, I think you're good.
[00:16:08]  Yeah, I think I read over his toes.
[00:16:10]  His shoes stay on.
[00:16:11]  I think his toes, his toes hurting him for a few weeks.
[00:16:14]  But there was a ceasefire.
[00:16:16]  It was, you know?
[00:16:17]  Let's go.
[00:16:17]  What's up, guys?
[00:16:18]  A few new shows were announced for the life tour.
[00:16:20]  This week in Boston, we added a third show.
[00:16:24]  We added a fourth show in San Francisco.
[00:16:28]  We added a second show in Phoenix.
[00:16:31]  And also, we are coming to Austin to play the arena down there, the Moody Center.
[00:16:36]  Go get those tickets right now, dandrewsholls.com.
[00:16:38]  More cities, more shows are available on the website as well.
[00:16:41]  Go there.
[00:16:42]  Check it out.
[00:16:43]  Thank you guys so much.
[00:16:44]  I'll see you there.
[00:16:44]  Peace.
[00:16:45]  Anyway, anybody else that we saw on this list?
[00:16:48]  Copperfield.
[00:16:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:16:50]  We're going to get to the Jewish tunnels in a second.
[00:16:52]  That's a pretty good tunnel.
[00:16:53]  But like the Copperfield is on it.
[00:16:56]  Who else is on it?

=== Tour Dates Announced Now (04:39) ===

[00:16:59]  Hawking, I guess, was on it because Epstein heard there was a rumor that Hawking was involved in an underage Orgy, and then he was paying people to discredit the rumor.
[00:17:10]  So that's why Hawking was brought into it.
[00:17:13]  And then besides that, it's like Prince Andrew.
[00:17:16]  RFK.
[00:17:17]  RFK being there is wild.
[00:17:19]  I mean, I had the joke in the monologue, but like RFK being there is wild.
[00:17:23]  It's interesting.
[00:17:26]  There wasn't enough bangers on the list.
[00:17:28]  And I think they're waiting for the second drop.
[00:17:30]  Apparently, there's going to be a bunch more.
[00:17:32]  Yeah.
[00:17:32]  And one rumor is, and of course, this is going to end up not being true and it's going to be boring like this, but that there's sex tapes.
[00:17:40]  I want to see the sex tapes so bad, bro.
[00:17:42]  Bro.
[00:17:42]  No, you don't.
[00:17:43]  100%.
[00:17:44]  Kids.
[00:17:44]  Yeah, it's rape.
[00:17:45]  Yeah, you don't.
[00:17:47]  We're keeping that in.
[00:17:48]  Yeah, we hold that off.
[00:17:49]  We're keeping that in.
[00:17:51]  I forgot that part.
[00:17:53]  I forgot that part.
[00:17:54]  Can I be honest with you?
[00:17:55]  I forgot that part.
[00:17:56]  Before he said that, I was about to say, like, I forgot the kids part.
[00:18:01]  The second you said his kids, I was like, oh, this guy crazy.
[00:18:04]  This guy absolutely.
[00:18:05]  Why do you say that before I said my part?
[00:18:08]  I forgot.
[00:18:09]  Marx mustn't play the video.
[00:18:12]  I forgot the bad part.
[00:18:14]  I thought it was just him banging chicks.
[00:18:15]  Nah, you wanted to see Bill Clinton's back here, bro.
[00:18:18]  I do.
[00:18:18]  That's the thing.
[00:18:19]  I want to see Bill Clinton's stroke game.
[00:18:20]  But not if it's the kids.
[00:18:21]  Before the kids, you could have no kids.
[00:18:24]  Stop it.
[00:18:24]  What do you mean?
[00:18:25]  You can't.
[00:18:25]  As long as there's no kids.
[00:18:27]  I don't want to see that.
[00:18:27]  I don't want to see this shit off.
[00:18:28]  If it's him with another consistent.
[00:18:30]  You understand going to see it.
[00:18:31]  You fucking creepy.
[00:18:32]  You don't know which one I was talking about.
[00:18:33]  Which one were you talking about?
[00:18:34]  The one with him and a 23-year-old.
[00:18:37]  Come on, bro.
[00:18:38]  Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton are not doing that old nonsense.
[00:18:41]  They're not dealing with these geriatric bitches' knees all crunchy.
[00:18:45]  Yo, Clinton likes him young.
[00:18:48]  Yeah, that's a wild, that's a wild bar.
[00:18:50]  What does that mean, though?
[00:18:51]  Yeah.
[00:18:52]  Because he's, how old is he at this time?
[00:18:53]  That's how much I like Bill Clinton.
[00:18:54]  I'm like, really?
[00:18:56]  30 is yelling for Bill Clinton.
[00:18:58]  Yeah, bro.
[00:18:59]  Clinton might be the most likable human of all time.
[00:19:02]  Yeah, he's up.
[00:19:03]  Just so many bodies connected with him.
[00:19:05]  And for some reason, my brain is still trying to be like, yeah, but he ain't really, he ain't really do nothing crazy.
[00:19:09]  This is how much everyone loves Clinton is that like he does a bunch of fucked up shit and everyone's like, yo, fuck Hillary.
[00:19:17]  She's holding him back.
[00:19:18]  Clinton got the free accusations.
[00:19:20]  Yeah.
[00:19:20]  Right?
[00:19:20]  He got underage.
[00:19:23]  Yeah, I can't say it too loud.
[00:19:25]  He got the ring accusation.
[00:19:26]  The sloppy top here, the oval.
[00:19:29]  He got the island accusations.
[00:19:31]  He got a picture of him in Epstein's house, a painting.
[00:19:37]  Right?
[00:19:38]  Well, he does have one, doesn't he?
[00:19:40]  It was George Bush and him.
[00:19:41]  He has that.
[00:19:43]  Yeah, Epstein has.
[00:19:44]  So he's intimately involved in this.
[00:19:48]  And I still have to say that.
[00:19:48]  I still that saxophone, my dude.
[00:19:50]  And I still hate Hillary more.
[00:19:52]  Yeah, it's not wild.
[00:19:54]  Wow.
[00:19:55]  And I'd be bringing up shit that I don't even know.
[00:19:57]  Like, I'd be like, Libya.
[00:19:58]  I don't know where that is.
[00:19:59]  Because Libya.
[00:20:00]  Yeah, what is Olibya?
[00:20:02]  It's like the emails.
[00:20:02]  What about Libya?
[00:20:03]  Fucking emails.
[00:20:04]  This bitch with her server.
[00:20:05]  Pizzagate.
[00:20:06]  Also, that's the Pizzagate.
[00:20:07]  Yeah.
[00:20:09]  Remember, there was a, there was, you know, the daily show.
[00:20:11]  There was the nightly show.
[00:20:13]  Remember that the, so basically there was the nightly show that would come on after the daily show.
[00:20:17]  And I remember I was going to do like a audition for one of the correspondents or some shit.
[00:20:22]  They brought me in there.
[00:20:23]  And I was just, you know, it's a liberal ass show, but I was like just running amok.
[00:20:27]  I was like, yeah, fuck Hillary.
[00:20:28]  And then they're like, yeah, but why don't you like Hillary?
[00:20:30]  And I was like, Libya?
[00:20:32]  And I said that in front of a studio audience and three other people.
[00:20:36]  And I looked at this bitch's face.
[00:20:37]  I was like, you better not ask me what the fuck Libya is saying.
[00:20:40]  Because my information was done after the word Libya.
[00:20:44]  Do y'all even know what happened in Libya?
[00:20:46]  Benghazi.
[00:20:48]  That's a nice little buzzword.
[00:20:51]  Some we got buzzwords for days.
[00:20:52]  Yeah.
[00:20:53]  Sending an email.
[00:20:55]  House was burned down.
[00:20:56]  Yeah.
[00:20:56]  Nah, the emails, bro.
[00:20:58]  Yeah, the emails.
[00:20:59]  Where are the emails?
[00:21:00]  Come on.
[00:21:00]  Yep.
[00:21:01]  And she hid the fact that Bill was a rapist, even though he didn't do that.
[00:21:04]  Come on.
[00:21:04]  How dare she hide?
[00:21:06]  Why do you hide the fact that your husband's a rapist, even though he didn't do it?
[00:21:09]  You got to hold it down, even though your husband ain't doing it.
[00:21:11]  We still got to hold it down, bro.
[00:21:13]  Yeah, that's kind of respect.
[00:21:14]  Ride or die.
[00:21:15]  Come on, man.
[00:21:16]  Fuck Hillary.
[00:21:17]  Free Bill.
[00:21:19]  Yo, free Bill.
[00:21:20]  He's free, I think.
[00:21:21]  But free him even more.
[00:21:23]  Apparently, he's hiding out in Mexico right now.
[00:21:24]  Is he really?
[00:21:26]  Where in Mexico?
[00:21:28]  They need to secure the border, bro.
[00:21:30]  There's too many Americans that are going down to Mexico, fleeing away.
[00:21:33]  If I'm Mexico, I'd be like, yo, we don't want your pedophiles.
[00:21:35]  So again, don't send them over here.
[00:21:37]  They got to lock up the border.
[00:21:38]  No, we don't.

=== Benghazi Emails Explained (12:18) ===

[00:21:39]  You're fucking disgusting.
[00:21:40]  Yeah, I know.
[00:21:41]  I'll try to see.
[00:21:41]  You're fucking disgusting.
[00:21:43]  We're not sending our best.
[00:21:44]  We should send you.
[00:21:44]  We're not sending our best.
[00:21:45]  I don't want to see that under Horn video.
[00:21:47]  Wow, that's not insane.
[00:21:48]  You did say that.
[00:21:49]  Like, I can't wait for those videos to drop.
[00:21:51]  I did not say that.
[00:21:52]  That's fucking gross, dude.
[00:21:53]  I'm saying, dude, we're not sending our best.
[00:21:54]  We're sending bad homebrews down to Mexico.
[00:21:56]  Ugh.
[00:21:58]  Stop it.
[00:21:59]  Yeah, stop it, dude.
[00:22:00]  I see what you're trying to do.
[00:22:02]  I see videos.
[00:22:04]  Play that shit, bro.
[00:22:05]  Shit, no.
[00:22:06]  Play that shit, bro.
[00:22:07]  We don't admit this a replay.
[00:22:09]  Just went if we advised a replay.
[00:22:11]  When we do the edit for the fifth, we don't have that feature.
[00:22:15]  I want to see the sex taste so bad, bro.
[00:22:17]  Bro, the features I see are so hype.
[00:22:22]  Yeah, he is dice.
[00:22:24]  I forgot the bad part.
[00:22:26]  Nah, bro.
[00:22:26]  You need to stop, Mark.
[00:22:27]  You really need to stop.
[00:22:29]  Fuck out.
[00:22:30]  This is serious, bro.
[00:22:31]  We're not talking about Stephen Hawking anymore.
[00:22:35]  Okay?
[00:22:36]  Are y'all in the nootropics?
[00:22:37]  Y'all didn't even get me a new tropic?
[00:22:39]  Nah, this is Urba Mate.
[00:22:41]  Oh.
[00:22:43]  Yo, Jimty, don't laugh at L, man.
[00:22:46]  I was a cultured individual, bro.
[00:22:48]  Let him live.
[00:22:49]  I get up on white shit like that's five years old.
[00:22:51]  And now it's like, oh, this is a shit.
[00:22:54]  Yeah.
[00:22:54]  No, we're on this other one.
[00:22:56]  So I almost made fun of you for the same boots I complimented yesterday.
[00:23:00]  I had to stop myself.
[00:23:01]  I literally like the boots, but I had something lined up and I was like, ah, that's phony.
[00:23:05]  I could have respected it, though, if the jokeslap.
[00:23:08]  Nah, that wasn't no joke.
[00:23:10]  I'll wait for Brilliant Idiots.
[00:23:11]  No, okay.
[00:23:15]  All right.
[00:23:15]  So we got Jew tunnels.
[00:23:17]  We got, this is a lot of good stuff going on today.
[00:23:20]  We got Jew tunnels.
[00:23:22]  So basically what happens in Brooklyn, the Chabad Hasidic Jews are basically creating a tunnel system that connects synagogues.
[00:23:30]  It's like two giant synagogues connected into one on one block that they connected to like a woman's like ritual bath place.
[00:23:37]  That was banned.
[00:23:38]  That's abandoned.
[00:23:39]  You have to put ritual in there.
[00:23:40]  That's how I know you, a little anti-Semitic.
[00:23:42]  You just throwing in a little like Blood libel kind of spot where they bathe in blood, I'm pretty sure, under the ground.
[00:23:49]  That's what I read.
[00:23:50]  Dragon County ritual is crazy because you could have just said bath, but it's not a bad place.
[00:23:53]  It's like they do it for like cleaning rituals, yeah.
[00:23:56]  Sacrifices, it's not just like a bathhouse, it's like a ritual place where they go do religious ceremonies.
[00:24:01]  There's a place you could send your bitch when she's on a period.
[00:24:04]  That's what it is, bro.
[00:24:05]  What is it?
[00:24:06]  Mikvah?
[00:24:06]  That's why they're building tunnels for this.
[00:24:08]  She's purified.
[00:24:09]  Yes.
[00:24:09]  Like, open that shit back up.
[00:24:10]  Yo, low-key, they doing the neighborhood of service.
[00:24:14]  Yeah.
[00:24:14]  And New York City is shutting them down.
[00:24:17]  They literally have a layer that they could keep perioded women for that week to stop ruining the community.
[00:24:25]  They're doing the community a service.
[00:24:27]  Imagine what that person who's just selling fresh hala on a Monday has to deal with when he's got a mom of 17 with 14 different strollers pushing it down the street.
[00:24:38]  She needs to get her fresh hala.
[00:24:40]  And she's giving him all the attitude because she's just bleeding like a faucet.
[00:24:43]  What should she do?
[00:24:44]  What should he do with her?
[00:24:45]  You put her underground for one week.
[00:24:47]  You put her underground.
[00:24:48]  You keep her there.
[00:24:49]  Okay.
[00:24:50]  You can feed them.
[00:24:51]  You can give them water.
[00:24:52]  You can give them all the necessities.
[00:24:53]  It's like a Mr. Beast video.
[00:24:54]  Exactly.
[00:24:55]  What is Mr. Beast even doing?
[00:24:58]  He hasn't been underground with 45 angry female Jews dripping blood.
[00:25:02]  Oh, man.
[00:25:03]  That is a great video.
[00:25:04]  Jimmy, get on it.
[00:25:06]  Yeah, that's a video, dude.
[00:25:07]  Jimmy, you got to go under the ground with these bitches.
[00:25:09]  It can't last out.
[00:25:11]  It's an hour.
[00:25:12]  He's like, I'm out.
[00:25:13]  All I'm saying is if we get, that's why they're fighting the cops.
[00:25:16]  Do you see how hard they're fighting the cops?
[00:25:17]  They're like, don't let my wife up.
[00:25:20]  Don't let her up.
[00:25:21]  She has three more days.
[00:25:24]  I mean, yeah, this one is crazy.
[00:25:26]  Nah, bro.
[00:25:29]  Do not, that's it.
[00:25:30]  Do not let my wife up.
[00:25:33]  You keep her down there.
[00:25:34]  Yo, send them back to Israel.
[00:25:36]  Yo, that's crazy.
[00:25:38]  Look at my man's.
[00:25:39]  So it's like a zombie horde.
[00:25:43]  Yo, what was what's that movie?
[00:25:46]  Warzy.
[00:25:47]  World War.
[00:25:48]  Yeah.
[00:25:49]  World War J, dude.
[00:25:50]  Yeah.
[00:25:51]  I mean, imagine a zombie horde of Hasidic Jews.
[00:25:55]  Holy shit.
[00:25:55]  Someone bring out a strip of bacon to pause that shit immediately.
[00:25:59]  That's like Vampire Scarlet, bro.
[00:26:02]  They should have done that, actually.
[00:26:04]  I mean, the crazy part is no one got in serious joke.
[00:26:08]  Just a couple of fines, a couple of misdemeanors.
[00:26:11]  Like, they're pushing the cops.
[00:26:12]  I mean, they're going to be in trouble when they got to deal with their wife for the next three fucking days.
[00:26:16]  And if you notice, every mattress they brought out was soaked with red blood.
[00:26:19]  Why is that?
[00:26:21]  Because that's where they put them.
[00:26:23]  This is a period center.
[00:26:24]  This is a fantastic idea.
[00:26:26]  I don't see a single woman.
[00:26:27]  I don't see a single woman.
[00:26:29]  This is where the extremists were trying to find their own other prayer room and they use an abandoned mikveh to do so.
[00:26:36]  And I say, those extremists, toss them out.
[00:26:38]  I don't like that you call them.
[00:26:40]  Why is it extreme?
[00:26:40]  I don't like that you call them extremists.
[00:26:42]  Why is building the tunnel extreme?
[00:26:44]  Wait, wait, I feel like you said I'm up for something.
[00:26:46]  It's not set up here at all.
[00:26:48]  I feel like you're fucking set up.
[00:26:49]  Let's extreme my dick on your bro.
[00:26:52]  Why is crazy?
[00:26:53]  Damn.
[00:26:54]  Why is there a title?
[00:26:55]  Put that back on him.
[00:26:57]  Put that back on him.
[00:26:58]  Let him apologize for that.
[00:27:02]  Dude, it really isn't remote.
[00:27:03]  Now I understand why your dad was upset.
[00:27:05]  Now that's it.
[00:27:06]  There's jokes like that coming out.
[00:27:08]  I feel them all.
[00:27:09]  I wasn't doing it right.
[00:27:10]  Gave him a big.
[00:27:11]  What was that?
[00:27:12]  No, you gave him a big one.
[00:27:14]  I actually don't understand.
[00:27:15]  Why is this extremism to build a tunnel to a thing?
[00:27:17]  Like, it might be unsafe, but why is it extreme?
[00:27:20]  Yeah.
[00:27:20]  I think it's for a small little group.
[00:27:23]  So take it from him, son.
[00:27:24]  You got him to hate Jews for at least a minute.
[00:27:26]  Take your victory, brother.
[00:27:27]  Genuinely.
[00:27:28]  Take your victory.
[00:27:29]  We should all turn him against his people.
[00:27:33]  We should all sacrifice a couple percent.
[00:27:38]  You know what you do?
[00:27:39]  Now you, the Palestinians in front of the Holland Tunnel.
[00:27:42]  You went too far.
[00:27:42]  Went too far.
[00:27:43]  Went too far.
[00:27:45]  We all got to sacrifice a couple percent.
[00:27:47]  See tunnel now.
[00:27:49]  Seize tunnel now.
[00:27:51]  See, tunnel now.
[00:27:55]  That shit slaps.
[00:27:56]  That's a Kanye song right there.
[00:27:58]  All right.
[00:27:58]  So, Dove Hates Jews.
[00:28:00]  Moving on.
[00:28:02]  Yo, listen, shout out to Chabad Lubavitch.
[00:28:04]  Thank you for always trying to wish me happy Hanukkah.
[00:28:07]  I appreciate it.
[00:28:07]  I just tweeted thanking the NYPD for helping them.
[00:28:10]  See, shout out to Chabad Lubavitch.
[00:28:12]  Y'all know what you're doing, man.
[00:28:13]  Do you know how they found him?
[00:28:14]  How they found out the tunnel existed?
[00:28:16]  Cheese trap, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:28:23]  Come on, I was gonna say, come on.
[00:28:25]  That's good.
[00:28:26]  I was wondering, how does it come so quick?
[00:28:28]  How does that come so quick?
[00:28:29]  That's a little racist that it comes that quick for you, dude.
[00:28:31]  I don't know.
[00:28:32]  Why do you have that just in the chamber?
[00:28:34]  I don't know.
[00:28:35]  Maybe I'm a fucking detective.
[00:28:37]  Maybe I'm Axel Foley.
[00:28:38]  Maybe you got real life Axel Foley in front of you right now.
[00:28:40]  You need a pretty good mouse.
[00:28:43]  Come on, Miles.
[00:28:44]  Top me on the racism.
[00:28:45]  Miles can't wait to get in.
[00:28:47]  Miles cannot wait to get in.
[00:28:53]  Call me in, coach.
[00:28:55]  Okay, go.
[00:28:55]  Great mouse detective, but I said great mouse perceptive.
[00:28:59]  Fucking Miles.
[00:29:00]  It only works for blacks.
[00:29:03]  Speaking of my new favorite college football player, everybody's big.
[00:29:12]  Here we go, Miles.
[00:29:14]  It is your chance right now.
[00:29:16]  Can you tell us about your new favorite college?
[00:29:19]  One free shot, dude.
[00:29:20]  What is his name?
[00:29:21]  Noah.
[00:29:22]  And what is his last name?
[00:29:23]  I don't know.
[00:29:24]  You know it right there.
[00:29:25]  It says it right there.
[00:29:25]  You can read it.
[00:29:26]  Just read there.
[00:29:26]  Miles, this is your segment.
[00:29:28]  So I can't read anymore.
[00:29:30]  This is your job.
[00:29:30]  No, I could never.
[00:29:31]  It's your job.
[00:29:32]  You got to perform your job duties.
[00:29:34]  What's this guy's name?
[00:29:35]  I don't know.
[00:29:36]  I'm not doing it.
[00:29:38]  Not even close.
[00:29:40]  Oh, I can't wait till he makes it to the league.
[00:29:42]  This is going to be so good.
[00:29:44]  So fucking good.
[00:29:44]  I mean, is he good enough to make it to the league?
[00:29:46]  I hope so.
[00:29:47]  They got to sabotage this shit like they did that gay guy.
[00:29:49]  Nah.
[00:29:50]  Who is the gay football player?
[00:29:52]  Oh, yeah.
[00:29:54]  I think he was on the Rams, right?
[00:29:56]  I think he went for this ball.
[00:29:58]  No, no, he was in it.
[00:30:00]  Carl was in it.
[00:30:01]  There was one that got.
[00:30:05]  Yeah, Carl.
[00:30:06]  Paige is that.
[00:30:07]  Michael Sams.
[00:30:08]  Paige turned him.
[00:30:09]  Why are you going to do that?
[00:30:10]  No, I'm not doing anything.
[00:30:11]  Yes, Michael Sam.
[00:30:12]  You've got to be gay if you got two first male names.
[00:30:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:30:16]  Yeah, that's super gay already.
[00:30:18]  That's a good point.
[00:30:19]  Two first names is wild.
[00:30:21]  Yeah.
[00:30:22]  Anyway.
[00:30:23]  But let me find some highlights.
[00:30:24]  Shout out to Noah Nigga.
[00:30:26]  That's my guy, right?
[00:30:28]  Why do you say it's Kuh.
[00:30:30]  Nigga.
[00:30:32]  That was actually cool how we did that.
[00:30:34]  You enjoyed that.
[00:30:35]  Noah.
[00:30:36]  Nigga.
[00:30:36]  Noah.
[00:30:37]  Nigga.
[00:30:38]  Noah.
[00:30:43]  Come on, son.
[00:30:45]  I think he's making it to the league, bro.
[00:30:47]  Let's go.
[00:30:47]  Come on, nigga.
[00:30:48]  Go.
[00:30:49]  All right.
[00:30:49]  Let's see.
[00:30:50]  Come on.
[00:30:51]  Oh, you're turning for the salt.
[00:30:57]  That was a salt.
[00:30:58]  Oh, boy.
[00:30:59]  Why is that a salt?
[00:31:00]  Why should be arrested for that?
[00:31:02]  He's a white guy.
[00:31:02]  What?
[00:31:03]  He's white.
[00:31:04]  Oh.
[00:31:04]  Yeah, I know.
[00:31:05]  Well, why would he have such an accurate name?
[00:31:07]  Because he's really good.
[00:31:09]  Oh, oh, God.
[00:31:10]  God, God.
[00:31:13]  Come on, flag of the play.
[00:31:17]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:31:18]  Apparently, he's a two-sport athlete.
[00:31:19]  He plays basketball and football.
[00:31:21]  Come on, man.
[00:31:22]  Shocking.
[00:31:22]  Come on, Deion.
[00:31:24]  Are you telling me?
[00:31:25]  I can't tell you.
[00:31:28]  I can't.
[00:31:28]  You're setting me up for things.
[00:31:29]  I'm not setting you up.
[00:31:30]  I feel like you're genuinely.
[00:31:32]  I have trust.
[00:31:33]  You're not looking out for me at all.
[00:31:34]  208.
[00:31:34]  Big guy.
[00:31:36]  Should we give him a flagrant Junior NIL sponsorship?
[00:31:39]  Immediately.
[00:31:39]  If he makes it.
[00:31:40]  We have to sponsor him.
[00:31:42]  Can we just get him?
[00:31:43]  12208 is not that big.
[00:31:45]  Junior in high school.
[00:31:47]  I guess a little bit.
[00:31:48]  We absolutely should get him on the pod and have him just say his name over and over again while staring.
[00:31:54]  Nope.
[00:31:58]  I think you're editing yourself now.
[00:31:59]  This is nice.
[00:32:00]  He says this is a podcast.
[00:32:01]  I gotta save Miles' time, bro.
[00:32:03]  I gotta save Miles' time.
[00:32:05]  Also, very important that I bring to everyone's attention the Akash Singh locks.
[00:32:09]  I know Akash is not here right now.
[00:32:10]  He's in tour on tour in Europe, but he still has his locks for you because I know that y'all are relying on those Sing locks to make some money.
[00:32:16]  So what he's doing is he's going with CD Lamb more.
[00:32:20]  Dak Prescott, more.
[00:32:22]  Okay.
[00:32:23]  My boy's leaning into his Cowboys.
[00:32:25]  Let's see what happens.
[00:32:27]  Let's see what happens.
[00:32:28]  Those are the Sing locks with prize picks.
[00:32:30]  Right now, you can go to prizepicks.com, use the promo code Schultz, S-C-H-U-L-Z.
[00:32:35]  You're going to get a 100% deposit match up to $100.
[00:32:39]  Think about that.
[00:32:40]  Okay.
[00:32:41]  You put in 100, they're matched with 100.
[00:32:43]  Then you go get your prize picks on.
[00:32:45]  You could follow Sing locks.
[00:32:48]  You could make that money if you believe in the Cowboys.
[00:32:51]  Let's see.
[00:32:52]  Also, I got to shout out Skylar C for being the winner of two tickets to an NFL playoff game with flights and hotels included.
[00:32:59]  Thanks to Prize Pick Skylar C. Shout out to you.
[00:33:02]  Okay.
[00:33:03]  Congratulations.
[00:33:04]  Make sure you go to prizepics.com.
[00:33:06]  Use that promo code Schultz.
[00:33:08]  Let's get back to the show.
[00:33:09]  Okay.
[00:33:09]  Come on.
[00:33:09]  Can we be serious?
[00:33:10]  Let's start the podcast.
[00:33:11]  Can we talk about how Cat Williams is not only one of the greatest comedians of all time, incredibly hilarious, but he is without a doubt the greatest marketer in the history of comedy.
[00:33:25]  Whoa.
[00:33:26]  Cat Williams went on one podcast.
[00:33:29]  I had a guessed it.
[00:33:30]  Like went on one podcast, did one interview and sold out his next tour two or three times over.
[00:33:38]  I bet.
[00:33:39]  I would put any amount of money down that he has a new tour that's either on sale or coming up, and that he is adding shows left and right.
[00:33:47]  Because after watching that, you're like, I just need to, I need to watch, I think to watch more of this guy is the most entertaining talker alive.
[00:33:55]  Yes.
[00:33:55]  And is he making shit up left and right?

=== Truth Mixed With Lies (15:32) ===

[00:33:58]  Is he saying some shit that's true, left or right?
[00:34:00]  Sure.
[00:34:00]  But when you mix truth and made up, what did we learn from the Epstein?
[00:34:04]  It's entertaining.
[00:34:05]  It's very entertaining, but I think it's all facts.
[00:34:08]  All facts?
[00:34:09]  All facts.
[00:34:10]  You think, and we might have discussed this on Patreon.
[00:34:12]  You think that Harvey Weinstein said to him, If you let me suck your dick, I'll put you in my movie.
[00:34:17]  Yes.
[00:34:18]  You think he read eight books a day from the age of six to ten?
[00:34:21]  We saw him run the 440.
[00:34:23]  Like we saw him, we saw it.
[00:34:24]  Well, that's different than reading eight books.
[00:34:26]  It doesn't matter.
[00:34:27]  You think you're wrong, actually?
[00:34:30]  Everything is true.
[00:34:31]  That's all you gotta do.
[00:34:32]  It's true.
[00:34:32]  And if you disprove one thing, everything is false.
[00:34:34]  Exactly.
[00:34:35]  So you never know what is true and what is false.
[00:34:37]  Not a single lawsuit.
[00:34:38]  He made mad claims.
[00:34:39]  Nobody's suing him.
[00:34:40]  Let me ask you this question: if he's coming to New York, are we going to the show?
[00:34:45]  Absolutely.
[00:34:47]  Are we the only people thinking this?
[00:34:48]  No, I'm bringing Noah Nigger with me, bro.
[00:34:50]  Come on.
[00:34:52]  Front broke.
[00:34:53]  You forget Nikki, bro.
[00:34:56]  He got to spell his name with three K's.
[00:35:01]  That's part of the sponsorship, Doesn't in the sponsorship deal.
[00:35:06]  Okay.
[00:35:08]  I'm just saying, like, what a genius way.
[00:35:10]  If, for example, you already are not like on the up and up with some of these people.
[00:35:16]  Let's say they're your enemies.
[00:35:17]  Let's say you're no longer friends with them.
[00:35:18]  You're no longer doing business with them.
[00:35:20]  I think the reason why, again, I'm not exactly sure, but if you don't like some of these people already, you don't fuck with them.
[00:35:28]  They don't fuck with you.
[00:35:29]  You don't have anything to lose by saying these things, right?
[00:35:33]  You could lose potential future relationships with them, but if you don't give a fuck about that, then you're good to go.
[00:35:39]  It's an interesting approach.
[00:35:41]  It's a very hip-hop approach when you think about it.
[00:35:44]  It's like Drake drops the album.
[00:35:46]  There's shots at a bunch of different people.
[00:35:48]  Now, all of a sudden, you're like, oh, is he talking about Kendrick?
[00:35:50]  Oh, is he talking about J. Cole?
[00:35:51]  Oh, is he talking about the whole world's talking about it?
[00:35:54]  Now we know the album's coming out.
[00:35:55]  Maybe we know the tour is coming out.
[00:35:57]  It's a hip-hop blueprint.
[00:35:59]  And it's, I think, an even hit harder than hip-hop because comedy has this code where you guys don't do that.
[00:36:06]  Don't even talk about what it is.
[00:36:07]  So now he's the one person that just lightened up.
[00:36:10]  And he didn't even go lightly.
[00:36:11]  He's a little light.
[00:36:12]  No, he's so hard.
[00:36:13]  That's why.
[00:36:14]  So y'all got to stop with this little code y'all got and just start shooting.
[00:36:18]  2024.
[00:36:20]  All y'all just got to start shooting.
[00:36:21]  Mark, just tear him down.
[00:36:26]  I mean, look at this.
[00:36:27]  Yeah.
[00:36:28]  So he's got a bunch of dates.
[00:36:29]  He's doing these arenas.
[00:36:31]  These first couple are pretty much sold out, which is cool.
[00:36:33]  Wow.
[00:36:34]  I mean, you're crazy if you don't go see what he got to talk about.
[00:36:37]  My question is: how much of his material did he already say on the pod, or is he just riffing the whole time?
[00:36:44]  Because some of the things he had set up were like jokes.
[00:36:47]  Yeah.
[00:36:48]  So I'm like, some of this got to be.
[00:36:50]  I think definitely in the beginning.
[00:36:51]  Like he had stuff he wanted to say.
[00:36:52]  I was prepared to say, like, that first 30 minutes.
[00:36:54]  Shannon did not talk the first 30 minutes.
[00:36:56]  Yeah.
[00:36:56]  He's like, he had all these questions and he was just going easy.
[00:36:59]  I love how Shannon got the cards, bro.
[00:37:00]  Oh, that's awesome.
[00:37:01]  And then what's his face is looking at the cats looking at the cards.
[00:37:05]  Like, you don't even need those, my man.
[00:37:06]  I got this.
[00:37:07]  I got you.
[00:37:07]  Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
[00:37:09]  Yeah.
[00:37:09]  I mean, he went on there with an agenda.
[00:37:12]  And the world was mesmerized.
[00:37:14]  I mean, it's all anybody talked about.
[00:37:16]  The same day, Stephen Hawking was having underage orgies.
[00:37:23]  And people are like, yeah, that's cool.
[00:37:25]  But what is Kat saying about Michael Blackson?
[00:37:27]  Yeah.
[00:37:28]  Like, unbelievable.
[00:37:30]  38 million views.
[00:37:31]  Epstein cover-up, sir.
[00:37:32]  So come on, speak on it out.
[00:37:38]  Every time there's some Epstein news, something big happens to overshadow it.
[00:37:42]  Yo, speak on it.
[00:37:43]  They paid Cat.
[00:37:45]  Wow.
[00:37:46]  They paid Kat.
[00:37:46]  They got him to cover it up.
[00:37:48]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:37:48]  Wow.
[00:37:50]  So RFK, Paul King, RIP, Billy, Copperfield.
[00:37:57]  They're like, yo, we need to take off the pressure.
[00:38:00]  How do we do it?
[00:38:01]  Cat Williams.
[00:38:02]  The only one.
[00:38:04]  The Messiah.
[00:38:05]  Yeah.
[00:38:06]  I mean, it's crazy.
[00:38:07]  40 million views in a week.
[00:38:08]  Unbelievable.
[00:38:09]  Yeah.
[00:38:10]  And so, and I'm going to the show.
[00:38:12]  When he's in New York, I'm going to the show.
[00:38:14]  And some of you know his story is insane.
[00:38:16]  Like the whole going to Miami thing, like that whole breakdown, I didn't know any of that.
[00:38:19]  And it blew my mind.
[00:38:20]  Like going to jail, having a kid young, all that shit is like fascinating.
[00:38:25]  Yeah.
[00:38:26]  I just, some of the shots, my only thing is like, it is just like a lot of negativity.
[00:38:29]  All right, let's go through the highlights.
[00:38:31]  All right.
[00:38:32]  First off, did you see that he went?
[00:38:34]  He's like now going on the road apparently with like Kevin Hart's ex did you see this?
[00:38:39]  Nah, this guy's crazy.
[00:38:41]  Nah, nah, that's crazy.
[00:38:42]  Crazy.
[00:38:43]  Because Kev's Kev's ex does stand up.
[00:38:45]  Oh, she does.
[00:38:46]  Yeah, his first wife, I believe, does stand up.
[00:38:49]  And Tori Hart, is that her name?
[00:38:51]  I think so.
[00:38:52]  Yo, taking Kev's ex on the road is crazy, bro.
[00:38:54]  Nah, you can't do that.
[00:38:56]  Also, if you're Kev's ex, you can't do that.
[00:38:58]  No, no, no.
[00:38:59]  Yeah, you got to leave the wives out of it, man.
[00:39:01]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:39:02]  But he already brought the wives into.
[00:39:04]  He was talking about people's wives on the pod.
[00:39:06]  Wait, pull her up.
[00:39:07]  Yeah, does she get the last name, though?
[00:39:10]  If he was divorced, like, nah, because the last name is scary.
[00:39:14]  It got valuable.
[00:39:14]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:39:16]  Like, you got to negotiate that in the morning.
[00:39:19]  Like, Shorty, nah.
[00:39:20]  You keep the house.
[00:39:20]  I want my name.
[00:39:23]  I do know women that keep their husband's last name even after divorce just because if they've kids, well, kids, that's true, but also it's just such a pain in the ass to like, you got to go to the DMV to switch your license, your insurance, is like all this shit.
[00:39:39]  And you a single mom?
[00:39:41]  I don't know exactly if this is true.
[00:39:43]  This is just what's being reported.
[00:39:44]  I'm assuming this is from her Instagram.
[00:39:46]  No, you can't do this.
[00:39:47]  Yeah.
[00:39:48]  So she's doing a couple select dates on his new tour.
[00:39:50]  No, you can't do this.
[00:39:51]  I'm sorry.
[00:39:52]  Dirty business over here.
[00:39:53]  That's too bad.
[00:39:54]  That's why.
[00:39:54]  Devil's advocate.
[00:39:55]  Why not?
[00:39:56]  If she's just a comic.
[00:39:58]  But she's not just a comic.
[00:39:59]  She's the act of the guy he's taking shots at.
[00:40:02]  I mean.
[00:40:04]  So there are a couple ways to look at it.
[00:40:05]  One, is it a device used by Cat Williams to annoy or embarrass or humiliate your ex-husband?
[00:40:16]  And if that is the case, are you okay with potentially aiding and abetting the humiliation of your ex-husband so that you could further your comedy career?
[00:40:26]  Because I'm sure if she was like, listen, he's offering me these things.
[00:40:29]  I don't want to take it.
[00:40:30]  Is there anything else you?
[00:40:31]  I bet Kev would be like, yo, come on a row with me.
[00:40:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:35]  Like, actually, I don't know, but yeah, man, that ex-wife on the road is crazy.
[00:40:39]  But like, you call up one of your boys, you'll be like, yo, earthquake, please.
[00:40:42]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:40:43]  Like, going on a row with your nemesis, someone who's been talking shit about you for a minute that you're openly beefing with.
[00:40:49]  That is some hip-hop shit, though.
[00:40:51]  Because rappers be doing that.
[00:40:55]  That's the Jay-Z Nas thing, right?
[00:40:59]  But yeah, so he just goes at everyone.
[00:41:01]  Phase on Love, P. Diddy, Martin Lawrence.
[00:41:06]  Not a single person sued him.
[00:41:10]  It's all facts.
[00:41:12]  It's all facts.
[00:41:13]  He went to Earthquake.
[00:41:14]  It's just like a lot of, I don't know.
[00:41:16]  That is the thing.
[00:41:16]  It's like, if you're a comedian, you can't sue when another comedian makes fun of you or says you got to come back with jokes.
[00:41:22]  Kevin Hart sued Tasha K.
[00:41:24]  But Tasha K, not a comedian.
[00:41:26]  What I'm saying is another comics coming at you.
[00:41:28]  Like, that's why I was annoyed by the Jimmy Kimmel shit.
[00:41:30]  It's like, Jimmy Kimmel made jokes about Aaron Rodgers.
[00:41:34]  He joked about it.
[00:41:36]  And then Aaron Rodgers made a joke about Jimmy Kimmel.
[00:41:39]  And then Jimmy Kimmel's like, how dare you?
[00:41:41]  You're threatening my livelihood, my family.
[00:41:43]  I'm going to sue you.
[00:41:44]  It's like, no, you open the can of worms, close it with jokes.
[00:41:49]  You could ridicule him with jokes to the point where he's like, I don't want to mess with this guy.
[00:41:53]  This guy, problem.
[00:41:54]  But if you start it, you can't be upset if somebody tries to finish it.
[00:41:58]  And he threw a jab back.
[00:42:00]  So I think it's disappointing.
[00:42:01]  You're like, first of all, Jimmy has insanely funny history, like in terms of comedy, like literally an icon growing up.
[00:42:11]  The earlier stuff you saw of Jimmy was incredible.
[00:42:13]  And then to see somebody you look up to like that.
[00:42:16]  It's corny.
[00:42:18]  Yeah, like basically going, if Miles is calling you corny, bro.
[00:42:24]  That shit gets different.
[00:42:26]  Disappointed.
[00:42:26]  But that shit gets, the jokes are easy, too.
[00:42:29]  He's saying, like, I'm going to find him on the list, whatever.
[00:42:31]  Like, easy.
[00:42:32]  I don't know.
[00:42:32]  I just thought that Jimmy really could have came back at him easy.
[00:42:34]  Yo, Aaron didn't even say he's going to find him on the list.
[00:42:37]  He said he doesn't want it to come out.
[00:42:38]  He's going to pop champagne.
[00:42:39]  You say, yo, you're not, you can't pop champagne this year.
[00:42:41]  You're not playing.
[00:42:42]  Like, it's easy.
[00:42:43]  Bro.
[00:42:44]  I don't know.
[00:42:44]  Got a rifle.
[00:42:45]  Yeah, you got a rifle.
[00:42:46]  I should hit him up.
[00:42:47]  Now, Jimmy, I guess Jimmy's argument was, was initially making fun of Aaron was that Aaron was saying that the aliens was a distraction from the Epstein list, right?
[00:42:58]  Whether he believes that or not doesn't really matter.
[00:43:01]  Once you call someone a tinfoil hack conspiracy weirdo, he has the right to make fun of you.
[00:43:07]  Yeah.
[00:43:10]  Like, I don't know.
[00:43:11]  I don't know.
[00:43:11]  You just want to see a comedian come back with jokes, bro.
[00:43:14]  Yeah.
[00:43:14]  And we're still holding Jimmy to that level of accountability as comedian.
[00:43:19]  If you just want to be show host, maybe we don't.
[00:43:23]  But we see he was a comedian.
[00:43:24]  Does he still go up?
[00:43:25]  I don't think he goes.
[00:43:26]  He owns a comedy club.
[00:43:28]  I mean, like, he's...
[00:43:29]  He doesn't go up.
[00:43:29]  I don't even know if he was a stand-up really.
[00:43:31]  He was doing sketch.
[00:43:32]  Yeah.
[00:43:32]  Pranks.
[00:43:33]  Man shows this show.
[00:43:35]  Mancho is incredible.
[00:43:36]  Like, he has some like incredible work.
[00:43:37]  Yeah.
[00:43:38]  And I just got a comic.
[00:43:42]  I'm not holding him up to comic standards.
[00:43:44]  I still do because if I found you hilarious, I know what you're capable of.
[00:43:49]  So that's where I hold you.
[00:43:50]  It's like with Eddie Murphy.
[00:43:51]  It's like, even if he never gets back on stage again, I'm always going to hold him to the standard of where he was on stage.
[00:43:57]  So it's like.
[00:43:57]  And there just can't be legal action.
[00:43:58]  That's the only thing.
[00:43:59]  Yo, legal action.
[00:44:00]  He's crazy.
[00:44:01]  Like, who's suing for jokes when you started it?
[00:44:04]  Yeah.
[00:44:04]  Yo, your shirt sucks.
[00:44:05]  You go, yo, Schultz, get longer pants.
[00:44:08]  How dare you?
[00:44:10]  No, son.
[00:44:11]  Doug, sue out.
[00:44:13]  Call a lawyer.
[00:44:14]  How daring.
[00:44:15]  You want to sue him yourself?
[00:44:18]  Dub, Marjorie and Dubin.
[00:44:19]  Get out of the tunnel.
[00:44:21]  Get out of the tunnel.
[00:44:22]  You sue him.
[00:44:23]  Yeah.
[00:44:23]  Damn.
[00:44:24]  Yeah, it's just a, I don't know.
[00:44:26]  So the whole like lawsuit thing with Kat, I don't know if that's like the move.
[00:44:31]  If anyone were to sue him back, it would just look crazy.
[00:44:33]  Did anybody handle it the best?
[00:44:35]  But I mean, some of the accusations, like he can, I don't know if Cedric still goes up on stage, but if you're basically saying, hey, you're not funny and you steal all your shit, who's going to Cedric's show?
[00:44:48]  I feel like that's something warranted.
[00:44:50]  Where it's like, no, no, no, no, I need to clear that up because that's going to hurt ticket sales.
[00:44:54]  That's going to hurt my reputation.
[00:44:57]  So that's something that if he said I'm coming back legally, I would respect it.
[00:45:02]  That's a good point because it could actually affect his livelihood.
[00:45:06]  Yeah.
[00:45:06]  But what if you could come back and clown him in a way that will reverse any of that damage?
[00:45:11]  That would be better.
[00:45:12]  Yeah.
[00:45:12]  But if he don't got nobody right in his comeback, oh, so now you're saying he's not a comedian.
[00:45:22]  You can sue him.
[00:45:26]  Sue the show.
[00:45:29]  He's motherfucker.
[00:45:30]  He's dragging you down.
[00:45:34]  Anyway, yeah, I'm just like, but I think Kat's talented enough and funny enough that I feel like he could sell out a tour without having to be taking people down.
[00:45:44]  He's undeniably one of the most talented and hilarious comedians ever.
[00:45:48]  That being said, this works.
[00:45:53]  Yeah.
[00:45:53]  And sometimes when something works, it's hard to change.
[00:45:57]  Like there are rappers that are Drake is talented enough to not mention another rapper ever once in his music, ever.
[00:46:05]  But when he does it, it works.
[00:46:06]  And we start talking, we think about the rival, we think about the beef.
[00:46:10]  So, yeah, it's one of those tricky things.
[00:46:14]  Talent might not mean that you'll just rely on that or find some other, you know, creative way to get the attention that you want.
[00:46:23]  And do you think this is going to start a trend of people promoting their shows by shitting on one another?
[00:46:30]  Yeah.
[00:46:32]  Usually you see it with more desperate comics.
[00:46:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:46:37]  Like Kat to me is not desperate.
[00:46:38]  Like, like you said, he's a fucking genius.
[00:46:40]  He's been doing this for fucking decades.
[00:46:42]  But like, usually you see it with comics that are like, they're struggling for relevance or they either lost relevance or, and it's not just comics, it's pretty much any industry.
[00:46:51]  Or they're really resentful that other people that they think they're funnier than have success.
[00:46:56]  And that resentment or bitterness kind of comes out through that criticism.
[00:47:01]  You know, and they're like, oh, yeah, these people are only on, or these people are only doing this because of this thing that they don't do.
[00:47:07]  And, but it's rare to see somebody at this level to take those shots, unless you're in hip-hop and the highest level is who's taking the shots.
[00:47:15]  Right.
[00:47:15]  You might even argue that it happens more at that level.
[00:47:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:47:20]  Because at the lower level, who are you going to beef with?
[00:47:22]  Drake?
[00:47:22]  They don't even know your name.
[00:47:24]  So, yeah, I don't know.
[00:47:26]  It's fascinating to see.
[00:47:28]  I do think the person that handled it best was Joe.
[00:47:30]  Yo, Joe killed it.
[00:47:31]  He's like, we love you.
[00:47:32]  We talk about you on the show all the time.
[00:47:33]  I'd love to have you on the show.
[00:47:34]  Because Kat was like, yeah, he doesn't want me on his show.
[00:47:37]  And he could have been defensive, not defensive at all.
[00:47:40]  He's like, I love you.
[00:47:40]  I want to have you on the show.
[00:47:42]  Yeah, come on.
[00:47:42]  And that would be.
[00:47:43]  He saw those numbers.
[00:47:45]  I mean, I'm sure he probably did beforehand, but I have to see it.
[00:47:49]  Not who doesn't want Katie.
[00:47:50]  But he's always spoken highly of Kat.
[00:47:52]  Like, yeah, I mean, Cat's just got some iconic specials.
[00:47:57]  That's the thing.
[00:47:58]  Like, Kat, I think Kat is maybe in his head, he sees himself as like a street dude comic and real for the streets and blah, blah, blah.
[00:48:08]  But like, I think Kat has crossed over to mainstream with stand-up, like only maybe a handful of other comedies that came up in this in the strictly black circuit in history.
[00:48:23]  Like, I don't know a white person that hasn't loved it's pimpin' pimpin' or what's the other one?
[00:48:29]  Hustle.
[00:48:30]  Every damn hustle.
[00:48:32]  Pinch Chronicles American Hustle.
[00:48:34]  It was like mandatory viewing.
[00:48:36]  Yeah.
[00:48:36]  So I'm just like, I wonder if his perception of his fame is actually skewed.
[00:48:41]  Maybe he doesn't realize how much he's actually crossed over, how much white people, brown people fuck with him.
[00:48:48]  Possibly.
[00:48:49]  But he also is just acting like a comic because you guys are some of the most competitive motherfuckers.
[00:48:55]  Oh, and sensitive.
[00:48:56]  And sensitive.
[00:48:57]  So if you combine those two things, competitiveness and sensitiveness.
[00:49:01]  Oh my God.
[00:49:02]  Yeah.
[00:49:03]  And ego sometimes, like that shit is crazy.
[00:49:07]  Yeah.
[00:49:08]  So he's just kind of just talking, I think, the way like sometimes comics might talk in like a green room or some shit like that, but he's just doing it publicly.
[00:49:16]  He's just airing it out.
[00:49:17]  But he's so calculated.
[00:49:18]  He's so smart.
[00:49:19]  He knows what he's doing.
[00:49:19]  That's the thing.
[00:49:21]  Oh, yeah.
[00:49:21]  He absolutely knew.
[00:49:22]  Yeah.
[00:49:23]  And he was right.
[00:49:24]  There was a couple times he chuckled to himself dirt.
[00:49:26]  He's like, oh, I'm the greatest.
[00:49:29]  He knew this shit was going to go crazy.

=== Calculated And Smart (09:43) ===

[00:49:31]  All right, guys, let's take a break for a second.
[00:49:34]  Our boy, Joe Coy, just hosted the Golden Glow.
[00:49:40]  A lot of reactivity online.
[00:49:44]  Joe, not very proud of his performance.
[00:49:48]  Did you see him on Good Morning America?
[00:49:50]  No.
[00:49:50]  And they were asking him about it.
[00:49:51]  I read some of his comments.
[00:49:52]  I don't know.
[00:49:53]  He's not very happy about it.
[00:49:56]  Thoughts on the whole thing?
[00:49:58]  Did you guys?
[00:49:58]  We all watched it.
[00:49:59]  Yeah, we watched it.
[00:50:00]  I mean, tough.
[00:50:01]  To take it on 10 days for that audience is like kind of a nightmare situation.
[00:50:08]  Also, following arguably the best version of that ever.
[00:50:15]  Yeah, Ricky was killing it.
[00:50:16]  Ricky.
[00:50:17]  Yeah.
[00:50:18]  That's the expectation.
[00:50:20]  Okay.
[00:50:21]  Al, thoughts?
[00:50:22]  I don't know why any comedian wants to do that, bro.
[00:50:26]  So that's an interesting one right there, too.
[00:50:28]  Like, it's an incredibly difficult job to win at.
[00:50:35]  You're performing in front of quite possibly the worst crowd to perform in front of, meaning everybody there is already pretty self-absorbed.
[00:50:47]  I mean, they're actors or filmmakers.
[00:50:50]  They're artists, artists.
[00:50:51]  We are self-absorbed.
[00:50:52]  Like, we're part of this ilk.
[00:50:54]  Not only that, they're acutely aware that the cameras are on them.
[00:50:59]  So Timothy Chalamay and the Jenner girl, Kylie Jenner having this moment where she's fixing a tie, both of them know that there's a camera right here and they're playing up how cute they could possibly Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez and the other girl gossiping all together, but they know everybody is everybody is aware that the camera's on them.
[00:51:20]  Nothing's candid about the situation.
[00:51:21]  At all.
[00:51:22]  So they're not, you have to snap them out of their own head, which is I'm being watched.
[00:51:27]  We've all had a conversation in front of cameras, right?
[00:51:30]  Have you ever had one where like it's like, for example, an interview right after a fight or something like that, where the camera is a guy holding it right here, and then the interviewer is trying to have like a normal conversation with you?
[00:51:41]  Or like vloggers will do this.
[00:51:43]  Yeah, there's a giant light on the show.
[00:51:45]  I remember the first time, I think it was Mike Malac came over.
[00:51:48]  Mike and Logan came over for it was like a Super Bowl.
[00:51:50]  This is when we were back in Miami.
[00:51:51]  And he started having a normal conversation while his buddy was like filming.
[00:51:55]  And I was like, what's going on right now?
[00:51:57]  And I was like, oh, yeah, this is what vlogging is, essentially.
[00:52:00]  When we're doing it on the road, it feels less uncomfortable because we're talking to the camera guy.
[00:52:04]  That's intentional.
[00:52:05]  Shifty.
[00:52:06]  Hey, voila, hey.
[00:52:07]  But this was what I'm saying is it creates a very uncomfortable environment.
[00:52:12]  Okay.
[00:52:12]  Now, how do you win in that room?
[00:52:14]  What did fucking Ricky do so well?
[00:52:17]  He opens up by saying, I don't want to be here.
[00:52:20]  I don't give a fuck.
[00:52:21]  I don't care about this.
[00:52:23]  I literally don't.
[00:52:23]  I have my beer, half drink up here.
[00:52:25]  This is not a big deal for me.
[00:52:27]  And then he patronizingly says, guys, these are jokes.
[00:52:31]  I know you're self-absorbed actors that take yourselves way too seriously, but these are jokes.
[00:52:36]  So he's already going, we're at school.
[00:52:39]  You guys are the children.
[00:52:41]  And he does.
[00:52:43]  Sorry.
[00:52:44]  We believe him when he says it.
[00:52:45]  We believe him when he says it.
[00:52:46]  And he don't got to give a fuck.
[00:52:47]  He made all the money.
[00:52:48]  He got the hit shows.
[00:52:49]  He got the huge tour.
[00:52:51]  And he goes out there and he doesn't give a fuck, which is intoxicating to people in Hollywood because they give so much of a fuck.
[00:53:02]  They want it so badly.
[00:53:03]  Especially on that night.
[00:53:04]  That night they're auditioning for their next movie.
[00:53:06]  And their next movie after that.
[00:53:07]  And there's an award on the line and their clients have an award and everyone's thinking about that.
[00:53:12]  They've worked their whole life for this.
[00:53:13]  They're not worried about your stupid little jokes.
[00:53:14]  They're like, get it out of the way.
[00:53:15]  Did I win?
[00:53:17]  Or did the movie on them win?
[00:53:19]  And then I can get this other thing.
[00:53:20]  They're trying to schmooze with a director that they might have had a connection with.
[00:53:23]  They're like, ooh, when that director goes to the bathroom, I'm also going to the bathroom and I'm going to go meet him and my agents.
[00:53:28]  The whole thing I'm imagining is this networking moment that they believe is going to change their whole fucking lives.
[00:53:35]  Nightmare.
[00:53:35]  Dev would love that.
[00:53:36]  Oh, he's a master.
[00:53:38]  He'd be a master.
[00:53:39]  That just sounds like the.
[00:53:40]  So what Ricky did great was he goes, all of you guys care about this.
[00:53:44]  I don't give a fuck.
[00:53:45]  And y'all know I don't have to give a fuck.
[00:53:47]  And I'm going to make fun of your asses.
[00:53:49]  And when you don't react, I don't give a fuck equally.
[00:53:53]  And if you watch that, he doesn't care when the jokes don't get the reaction that they do deserve.
[00:53:57]  The jokes are great.
[00:53:59]  And I think what happened with Joe is, and even from Joe coming on the pod and talking about it, I think he really did care.
[00:54:05]  And he talked about it.
[00:54:06]  It was an important moment for him and his family and everything that he worked for and everything he came from to be there for that moment.
[00:54:12]  And then when he started to get maybe the reaction that most hosts get, I think it rattled him a little bit because it wasn't the massive laughs that he's used to.
[00:54:27]  Yeah, he's used to killing in an arena.
[00:54:29]  Exactly.
[00:54:30]  Whereas Ricky's like, I know what this fucking room is going to be.
[00:54:32]  I know that they're going to groan.
[00:54:33]  I know that they're going to be pussies.
[00:54:34]  And then eventually I'm going to bowl them.
[00:54:36]  Is that also the fourth time Ricky hosted?
[00:54:37]  Fifth time?
[00:54:38]  Fourth or fifth.
[00:54:39]  Yeah.
[00:54:39]  So, and I think that he reacted to that lack of reaction.
[00:54:42]  You could tell that he really wanted to win and succeed in that moment.
[00:54:45]  Whereas Ricky wanted to, it felt like he wanted to troll him a bit.
[00:54:50]  And I think that's the best position to be in as the host.
[00:54:53]  You got to want to make him groan.
[00:54:54]  You got to want to make them uncomfortable.
[00:54:56]  That's the win.
[00:54:57]  It's almost for us as an audience.
[00:54:59]  We like to see them squirm.
[00:55:01]  We want to see the close-up of Tom Hanks, which we all love, feeling a little uncomfortable about a joke.
[00:55:06]  We fucking love that.
[00:55:08]  And along with just, you know, you got to have like amazing jokes that let them know you don't care if they like you or not.
[00:55:15]  And they react to that.
[00:55:16]  That's the big thing.
[00:55:17]  Like, you got to not want to be in Hollywood because those jokes actually might cut deep and somebody be like, yo, fuck that guy.
[00:55:24]  You're making fun of this director.
[00:55:25]  And he's like, all right, well, you don't need to be in my movies anymore.
[00:55:28]  Now, the guy who goes, I don't care if I'm in your movies or not, that director is going to go, I kind of want to work with that guy.
[00:55:33]  Yeah, So I think you either need that if you're a comic or you just get like a TV dude that's like a regular kind of milquetoast host that's going to like make some cutesy jokes and just let it be that.
[00:55:46]  Exactly.
[00:55:46]  Yeah.
[00:55:48]  It's not going to slap.
[00:55:49]  But if you're a TV guy, you don't need to necessarily be funny.
[00:55:51]  You just need to like make a fun environment.
[00:55:53]  Oh, okay.
[00:55:54]  You can do it with music.
[00:55:55]  I think they did that once with the Oxers.
[00:55:56]  There was like a lot of songs or something.
[00:55:58]  Like a secret?
[00:55:59]  Like a type person.
[00:56:01]  Like that?
[00:56:02]  Yeah.
[00:56:02]  Or, you know, there's different ways, I think, to do it, but the expectation will definitely change.
[00:56:07]  But I think when you have a comic up there, now you have the expectation it's going to be really funny.
[00:56:11]  When you have a non-funny person up there reading a prompter and it's a little bit funny, you give it a little bit more.
[00:56:17]  Ah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
[00:56:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:18]  It's like a fat person dancing.
[00:56:21]  Like if they've got some coordination, you're like, oh, look at this fat piece of shit, right?
[00:56:24]  The girl hits a three-pointer.
[00:56:25]  You're like, how'd she do it?
[00:56:26]  That's awesome.
[00:56:27]  She did her little step-in, like a midget grabbing something.
[00:56:32]  He's like, good job.
[00:56:33]  Like a raccoon.
[00:56:36]  So, yeah, it's a tough situation to win.
[00:56:38]  A certain style is definitely going to work for it.
[00:56:41]  Like, Joe is so charming on stage.
[00:56:45]  That room, they don't want you to charm them.
[00:56:48]  Yeah.
[00:56:49]  They don't want it.
[00:56:50]  They're like, we do the charming.
[00:56:51]  We are the likable ones.
[00:56:52]  This is about us.
[00:56:53]  You don't need to charm us.
[00:56:55]  And Ricky was like, I'm not going to charm you.
[00:56:57]  I'm going to fucking roast you all into oblivion.
[00:56:59]  And then they start laughing because they're like, well, I don't want to be the one that doesn't get the jokes.
[00:57:04]  They're all still in their head about how they're being perceived.
[00:57:08]  And then once the jokes are about them, they're going, well, if I don't laugh, I look like the person that doesn't have a good sense of humor and isn't willing to laugh at myself.
[00:57:17]  I better start laughing.
[00:57:18]  Yeah.
[00:57:18]  See, if you do laugh and you're the only person that's laughing, then it's like, wait, am I condoning something that I'm going to look crazy for?
[00:57:24]  Hollywood is a race to be second.
[00:57:27]  That's what they say about everything with movies, with TV shows, but also with reacting to the comic that's on there.
[00:57:34]  So I think Joe's beating himself up about it.
[00:57:36]  Was it Joe's best performance?
[00:57:38]  No.
[00:57:39]  But maybe now, maybe now he knows how to win that environment.
[00:57:44]  Or maybe he's like, that's not how I want to win it.
[00:57:47]  You know, maybe that's not the thing that I want to do with my skill set.
[00:57:52]  And it's probably even harder for him seeing the reception online because most of his stuff he's playing to his fans.
[00:57:59]  His comedy is great.
[00:58:01]  So it's like, I don't think he's probably ever had to have public to deal with the masses like that.
[00:58:06]  Yeah.
[00:58:06]  Yeah.
[00:58:07]  I mean, he's used to performing for, you know, 10,000, 15,000 people every single night and destroying.
[00:58:12]  Exactly.
[00:58:12]  Yeah.
[00:58:12]  So that shit has to be rough.
[00:58:14]  And you're in front of people you fucking admire.
[00:58:16]  Like, it's also hard.
[00:58:18]  I can imagine literally him talking about his mom loving Meryl Streep.
[00:58:21]  You don't think that that's playing in his head?
[00:58:24]  Like, there's part of it.
[00:58:25]  It's like, holy shit, this woman is, my mother looks up to this woman so much.
[00:58:29]  I've created a deity out of her.
[00:58:31]  And now I'm in this kind of awkward situation.
[00:58:34]  You know?
[00:58:35]  Yeah.
[00:58:35]  And then also like the mix.
[00:58:37]  Like this is something Cassetta pointed out, like the mix from the room and how we actually hear it.
[00:58:42]  The structure of the room is actually important to that point.
[00:58:44]  Yeah, that also.
[00:58:45]  Everyone in that lower basin, it's not a list.
[00:58:49]  It's the A plus list and they get one guest to be with them.
[00:58:53]  In the back second layer of this, it's at the Beverly Hilton.
[00:58:57]  It's a mix of like younger agents, people on the team, studio executives, HFPA, and their guests.
[00:59:06]  It just gets busier back there.
[00:59:07]  So you can hear the laughs more in the back, but everyone in the front knows that they're a potential victim.
[00:59:12]  But also, those first few jokes got a slap.

=== Christopher Nolan Envy (03:33) ===

[00:59:14]  Those first few jokes got a set of tone.
[00:59:17]  They got a bite and they got to let you know.
[00:59:20]  Like, I think Ricky's first joke was something about Felicity Huffman.
[00:59:25]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:59:25]  My license plate said something.
[00:59:27]  Felicity Huffman actually made it.
[00:59:28]  Felicity Huffman is an actress that's in jail because of that college admission scandal.
[00:59:34]  Yeah.
[00:59:34]  So justice.
[00:59:35]  Yeah.
[00:59:36]  Low-key.
[00:59:37]  Justice, but he's setting a tone: like, first of all, I'm going at y'all.
[00:59:42]  I'm she's not here, so we could laugh a little bit, but you're, it's going to be for you too.
[00:59:47]  Yeah.
[00:59:47]  So get ready.
[00:59:48]  And yeah, you just got to go immediately.
[00:59:51]  Calling them all pedophiles, like right up top.
[00:59:54]  Right up.
[00:59:55]  He's like, call that Jim Gaffigan did that.
[00:59:56]  Yeah, I think Gavigan's grabbing talking.
[00:59:59]  So it's like, you got to go right.
[01:00:01]  And honestly, maybe treat it like prison.
[01:00:03]  Like, go at the top dog.
[01:00:04]  Who's top dog?
[01:00:05]  Is it Tom Hanks?
[01:00:07]  At your head.
[01:00:09]  I'm like, if Tom Hanks is laughing, we all fucking do it.
[01:00:12]  Or if he's there and upset, I'm not, you know, it's going to come to you as well.
[01:00:16]  Yeah.
[01:00:17]  You know, if it's, what's the guy that made Oppenheimer?
[01:00:19]  Chris Nolan.
[01:00:20]  Nolan.
[01:00:21]  Christopher Nolan.
[01:00:21]  Love Christopher Nolan.
[01:00:23]  But that movie was an atrocity.
[01:00:31]  I'm just saying.
[01:00:32]  It's like the fact that, like, it has all the things that should make it good.
[01:00:37]  It has Christopher Nolan, my favorite director ever.
[01:00:40]  It has Killian Murphy, one of the best actors alive.
[01:00:43]  It has Robert Downey Jr., one of the other best actors alive.
[01:00:48]  Like, everything should be good here.
[01:00:50]  But you watch it and you would rather be in Japan during the explosion of those nukes than watching this movie.
[01:00:58]  You really hated it that much.
[01:00:59]  That seems so crazy.
[01:01:00]  I was envious of the people in Nagasaki.
[01:01:03]  I was envious.
[01:01:04]  I don't know if that's true.
[01:01:05]  I'm being honest.
[01:01:06]  I was watching that movie.
[01:01:07]  I was like, oh, if I could only be in Nagasaki or Hiroshima right now.
[01:01:12]  Can you imagine Andrew delivering that joke right there on stage in front of Christopher?
[01:01:16]  I mean, I would love to date.
[01:01:17]  Now, here's the thing: it would have to be even, it would have to be better.
[01:01:20]  It has to be like a real good joke.
[01:01:21]  I'm trying to think, like, what do you say to Nolan?
[01:01:25]  God, I don't know.
[01:01:26]  And these guys, I mean, it's their arc.
[01:01:28]  They're taking it so serious.
[01:01:29]  You know, it's like, imagine somebody criticizing your favorite joke that you poured a year or two years of your life into.
[01:01:36]  Like, it's.
[01:01:37]  Well, the Leo joke that Ricky did was fucking a similar kind of premise, but like, that's the kind of thing.
[01:01:42]  It's like, can you say a joke so that we can remind people?
[01:01:44]  He's basically like, I forgot what movie he was.
[01:01:46]  Oh, The Irishman.
[01:01:47]  He's like, The Irishman was great.
[01:01:48]  It was long, though.
[01:01:49]  It was pretty long.
[01:01:49]  I mean, it was so long.
[01:01:51]  By the time I finished it, Leonardo DiCaprio's day was too old for him.
[01:01:55]  This is okay.
[01:01:56]  First of all, so many things why the joke is perfect.
[01:01:58]  Great one.
[01:01:58]  Great for me.
[01:01:59]  Delivery is amazing.
[01:02:00]  Thank you.
[01:02:01]  Two, you get rewarded as an audience member for knowing things.
[01:02:05]  You're only laughing if you know that Leonardo DiCaprio stops dating him at 25.
[01:02:10]  So as an audience member, you're like, oh, I'm smart.
[01:02:12]  I know things.
[01:02:13]  Two, the joke ain't about the movie being bad.
[01:02:17]  Right.
[01:02:18]  The joke is about Leo and his sexual proclivities.
[01:02:21]  Of course, AZ knows the movie's long.
[01:02:23]  Yeah, I mean, he made it.
[01:02:25]  So it's not offensive to him.
[01:02:26]  He's like, yeah, it is long.
[01:02:27]  Yeah.
[01:02:28]  The only problem was Leo had to break up with his girlfriend that day, which he was already going to do.
[01:02:32]  He was going to break.
[01:02:34]  That's crazy.
[01:02:35]  So crazy.
[01:02:35]  Has Leo ever denied that?
[01:02:38]  He's just like, yo, all y'all think that about me?
[01:02:40]  I'm going to keep dating these young bitches.
[01:02:42]  He probably likes it.
[01:02:43]  You're right.
[01:02:44]  Yeah.
[01:02:45]  His reputation proceeds.
[01:02:46]  Every time he meets a girl, he's like, you know what?

=== Leo Denies The Rumors (04:32) ===

[01:02:48]  This is.
[01:02:48]  He doesn't have to explain nothing.
[01:02:50]  Oh, man.
[01:02:50]  And every girl that dates him is like, I'm going to be the one.
[01:02:53]  I'm going to go the distance.
[01:02:54]  Every girl that dates him is like, I'm going to be the one.
[01:02:57]  And they feel the birthday coming up.
[01:02:58]  They get extra nice.
[01:02:59]  I would love to see a biopic of like the last six months of all the relationships because you know the girl is just going hammer trying to keep it keep it locked in yeah I would love to see I want to see drive to survive but it's just it's just the girls like trying to make it last in the relationship with Leo fucking every morning to try to change their birth certificate and shit Yeah, I'm Columbian.
[01:03:20]  Look, I'm actually 20.
[01:03:22]  That's amazing.
[01:03:23]  Yeah, I want to see that, dude.
[01:03:24]  That'd be beautiful.
[01:03:25]  Anyway, so stay up, Joe.
[01:03:27]  You're going to be all right, man.
[01:03:28]  Oh, the one thing I didn't like that he did was try to use the writers as a scapegoat when the joke didn't work.
[01:03:34]  Brilliant.
[01:03:35]  Like, don't point that out because it's like, I'm sure the writers worked hard on those shits too.
[01:03:40]  And now you're going to be like, oh, my shit's funny, but everybody else sucks.
[01:03:44]  And I think that was like, but I don't know how that.
[01:03:47]  That's the thing.
[01:03:47]  You know, feeling like you're not.
[01:03:48]  You never felt the sweat from a feeling like you're bombing.
[01:03:51]  Yeah.
[01:03:51]  So that's it.
[01:03:52]  And I think it might have been like I've been in.
[01:03:57]  I've been here before.
[01:03:57]  Give it 20 minutes.
[01:03:58]  I was going to be like, who wrote this, bro?
[01:04:00]  Fucking put this outfit together.
[01:04:01]  Everything sucks.
[01:04:02]  But yeah, I think it's like a, that's like, okay, how can I call out what's happening in the room?
[01:04:06]  Like, how can I have this honest moment?
[01:04:08]  But there's probably a little defensiveness going on as well.
[01:04:12]  And yeah, it's a high-stakes moment.
[01:04:14]  Bro, it's live.
[01:04:15]  It's live and it feels like it's in front of the world.
[01:04:19]  Kind of is.
[01:04:20]  I mean, nobody gives a fuck.
[01:04:22]  To be honest, it's probably viewed more because of the negative reaction than if it went great.
[01:04:30]  If it went great, less people would see it.
[01:04:31]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:04:33]  More people know about Joe Coi now.
[01:04:35]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:04:35]  Which works before.
[01:04:37]  Yeah.
[01:04:37]  Maybe it works out.
[01:04:38]  And then they go to the show and they're like, oh, this is awesome.
[01:04:41]  Like, it might actually work out for them.
[01:04:43]  I also think that the reaction was so negative that if you hear that first and then go see it, it's not close to as bad as how awful Twitter made it sound.
[01:04:52]  Like Twitter made it seem like not a single human being laughed.
[01:04:55]  He went to Taylor Swift.
[01:04:56]  That was the thing.
[01:04:57]  He had one super like, that must have been later because that wasn't part of the video.
[01:05:00]  It's not in the monolith.
[01:05:01]  It's in like an interlude.
[01:05:03]  What did he say?
[01:05:03]  He says, what's the difference between the NFL and the Golden Globes?
[01:05:07]  The Golden Globes has fewer cutaways to Taylor Swift.
[01:05:10]  That's a joke.
[01:05:11]  Now you need to come hard if you go at T Swizzy.
[01:05:13]  And she just, she just took a sip.
[01:05:16]  Didn't react, didn't laugh.
[01:05:18]  I thought she was in on it.
[01:05:20]  You really going to do that on the screen?
[01:05:21]  No, you need it needs the joke needs to be so biting that they have to make a decision in the moment.
[01:05:28]  Am I somebody that has no sense of humor about myself or am I someone that can laugh about myself?
[01:05:35]  So, and most times Hollywood people will go, I want people to think that I have a sense of humor about myself.
[01:05:42]  So they might even fake the laugh.
[01:05:45]  But if it's not biting, then they could just look at you and be like, yo, you joke bombed.
[01:05:50]  And everyone in the room is looking to that person for confirmation.
[01:05:53]  Yeah.
[01:05:54]  Is it okay to laughed at this one?
[01:05:55]  Because I still want to be in your good grace.
[01:05:56]  What do we do about what would we, what is it, what is the Taylor Swift joke?
[01:06:00]  So he does that and it's not super, like, he doesn't come super hard.
[01:06:04]  And then as a result, all the Swifties on the internet are like, this guy, who is this guy?
[01:06:07]  Blah, blah.
[01:06:08]  So I think that was where part of the disordinate reaction came from.
[01:06:11]  I mean, yeah, the Swift joke that's like the likable, fun one is playing into the we don't know who Travis Kelsey is meme that kind of started like the TikTok challenge.
[01:06:22]  Taylor Swift's boyfriend.
[01:06:23]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:06:24]  Taylor Swift's boyfriend.
[01:06:26]  That's the likable, sweet one that Taylor's going to laugh at, that Taylor fans are going to find hilarious.
[01:06:31]  And then you would connect that to an acting couple or something.
[01:06:37]  Sorry.
[01:06:38]  Then you connect that to like an acting couple or like a directing couple where we know one more than the other.
[01:06:43]  And then you kind of flip it.
[01:06:44]  And then, here's something we could all laugh at.
[01:06:46]  And this is kind of cute.
[01:06:47]  It is with George Clooney sometimes.
[01:06:49]  Because his wife is like, yeah, is like a human rights lawyer.
[01:06:52]  Right.
[01:06:52]  And so people will be like, someone actually did a joke similar to that at like her at his recognition for some award or something.
[01:06:59]  They're like, his wife saved these people did this, did this, did this.
[01:07:03]  We're giving George Clooney a lifetime achievement.
[01:07:05]  Yeah, yeah, great.
[01:07:06]  I remember that.
[01:07:06]  And so it's like some version of that you could tie together and make a banger joke.
[01:07:10]  Yeah.
[01:07:10]  Perfect.
[01:07:11]  And then that's a fun, likable one.
[01:07:12]  And then there's one that's actually stinging that's like, Mark's a better looking woman than she is.

=== Bulls Ride Like Idiots (15:10) ===

[01:07:20]  I mean, this guy is crazy.
[01:07:21]  Yeah, that's standing, bro.
[01:07:24]  It needs to be, it needs to be at least.
[01:07:26]  He would look better.
[01:07:27]  That's what I was saying.
[01:07:28]  It needs to be at least a little clever.
[01:07:33]  It can't just be me.
[01:07:34]  It can't just be Bruce.
[01:07:35]  Yeah.
[01:07:36]  I came in with the Cat Williams right now.
[01:07:38]  Yeah, maybe there's something about like, you know how she will do an album about all her exes?
[01:07:42]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:07:43]  Yeah.
[01:07:43]  So then, and I think we probably joked around this on the show, but like, you know, something about like Taylor's already found 20 different ways to rhyme CTE.
[01:07:52]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[01:07:53]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:07:54]  Like playing off of what she's going to write about.
[01:07:56]  Yeah.
[01:07:58]  Yeah.
[01:07:59]  Maybe not that.
[01:08:02]  I'm trying to bail you out for a second, man.
[01:08:05]  Maybe not that show.
[01:08:07]  Show the taste.
[01:08:07]  Maybe not that show.
[01:08:09]  These fucking writers, bro.
[01:08:10]  The problem is these fucking writers.
[01:08:13]  Anyway, what else we got, boys?
[01:08:14]  Should we rifle through some of Phil Felix?
[01:08:16]  No facts?
[01:08:16]  Let's just rifle through, dude, okay?
[01:08:18]  McGregor's returning to fighting.
[01:08:19]  So he says.
[01:08:20]  You think he's going to do it or not?
[01:08:21]  I'll believe it when it's signed, sealed, delivered.
[01:08:25]  And I see him walk into the ring.
[01:08:28]  My man's looking beastie.
[01:08:29]  I mean, he looks phenomenal.
[01:08:31]  Looks amazing.
[01:08:32]  But I don't know if he's.
[01:08:35]  I have no reason to believe it.
[01:08:36]  I don't know.
[01:08:37]  He looks a little Zach Efron in the face, though.
[01:08:39]  Oh, so what are you thinking?
[01:08:42]  They just look a little puffy face.
[01:08:44]  I feel like you're making an allegation.
[01:08:46]  I'm just saying he looked.
[01:08:48]  I think we need to check the documents.
[01:08:49]  He's been eating a lot of protein.
[01:08:51]  I see.
[01:08:53]  Okay.
[01:08:54]  So you think that McGregor's on HGH?
[01:08:57]  Is that what you're trying to say?
[01:08:58]  I am not.
[01:08:59]  You think he's on a human growth hormone?
[01:09:00]  Is that what you're saying?
[01:09:01]  McGregor might be one of the whites that could fuck me up.
[01:09:03]  So I'm not saying all that.
[01:09:04]  No, you'll say it to his face.
[01:09:05]  You'll say it to his face, maybe.
[01:09:07]  You would never say that he's on HGH, would you?
[01:09:12]  Not to his face.
[01:09:13]  Not to his face.
[01:09:14]  But on the couch right now, you would never allude to the fact that he's on human growth hormone, and that's why he has that skull shape that's peculiar.
[01:09:20]  Wait, what's going on shape?
[01:09:23]  What skull shape?
[01:09:24]  Yeah, he is a bigger skull than normal.
[01:09:26]  Yeah, he walked in here.
[01:09:28]  It's like full moon.
[01:09:32]  What's going on?
[01:09:33]  They call it moonface when you get like when you use a bunch of steroids in HGH that McGregor's on.
[01:09:38]  Oh, I thought that's when you're Asian.
[01:09:41]  I think you just invented a new racist term.
[01:09:43]  I swear to God, I thought you called him Moonface.
[01:09:45]  It's Crescent Moon.
[01:09:47]  This guy.
[01:09:48]  This guy is so racist.
[01:09:49]  It's unbelievable.
[01:09:50]  You're a fucking racist now.
[01:09:52]  We don't want to talk about them Chinese tunnels, huh?
[01:09:57]  We don't want to talk about that.
[01:09:59]  What about the Chinatown tunnels?
[01:10:00]  NYPD.
[01:10:01]  Y'all don't fuck with the Chinese ever.
[01:10:03]  Patriot Cop ones.
[01:10:04]  You're going to fuck with the Dreidels.
[01:10:05]  You're going to fuck with the Dreidels.
[01:10:06]  You're not fucking with the chopsticks.
[01:10:09]  Get down there.
[01:10:10]  We're looking at all tunnel systems.
[01:10:12]  All tunnel systems need to be vetted.
[01:10:14]  See, y'all whites be snitching.
[01:10:16]  I be snitching.
[01:10:17]  Don't tell me nothing.
[01:10:18]  I'm black, bro.
[01:10:19]  I know some shit.
[01:10:20]  Everybody knows it.
[01:10:21]  I didn't realize that was a black thing.
[01:10:23]  I did not realize this.
[01:10:24]  But once I learned some shit, everybody going to the bottom.
[01:10:26]  Put in a song.
[01:10:27]  Release it.
[01:10:27]  We get a dollar.
[01:10:28]  I'm letting everybody know I shit.
[01:10:31]  So we up, dog.
[01:10:32]  We up.
[01:10:34]  You ever see a black dude find money?
[01:10:35]  That's one of the greatest things ever.
[01:10:37]  Amazing.
[01:10:38]  What happens?
[01:10:39]  Well, usually they're just stealing it from people.
[01:10:42]  I found it in your pocket.
[01:10:43]  I found it in your wallet.
[01:10:44]  No, it just feels racist.
[01:10:45]  Damn, Al.
[01:10:46]  Racism.
[01:10:47]  Your boots are awesome.
[01:10:49]  Let's go.
[01:10:50]  You fucking know a nigga walked in.
[01:10:53]  Did you see LeBron's three?
[01:10:56]  Yeah, but I don't care about it.
[01:10:58]  Yeah.
[01:10:59]  Did you see this judge that got attacked?
[01:11:02]  Yes.
[01:11:02]  And I cared about that three days ago.
[01:11:05]  Right now, we need to talk about our good old-fashioned American experience at MSG.
[01:11:09]  Oh, that was awesome.
[01:11:10]  Four miles birthday.
[01:11:11]  We went to the professional bull riders at MSG.
[01:11:15]  They basically transform Madison Square Garden into a rodeo for three days.
[01:11:21]  And they ride these bulls.
[01:11:23]  You guys, I went last year.
[01:11:24]  You guys got to go this year, I believe, for your first time.
[01:11:27]  Thank you for hooking that up.
[01:11:28]  Thank you for so much.
[01:11:29]  Amazing.
[01:11:30]  I straight up, I don't know why.
[01:11:32]  I was trying to talk to Miles about this.
[01:11:34]  I was like, that energy is just feels nicer.
[01:11:37]  I don't know if it's just growing up in Florida.
[01:11:38]  We're like, hey, let's just pray before.
[01:11:41]  Let's just pray before the rodeo.
[01:11:43]  Let's just pray.
[01:11:44]  Let's just sing the national language.
[01:11:45]  How do I get all the albums?
[01:11:46]  We do that before every game.
[01:11:48]  You don't do a prayer.
[01:11:49]  Yeah, you do.
[01:11:49]  That's what we do.
[01:11:50]  You do a prayer before an NBA game.
[01:11:51]  What God are you praying to?
[01:11:52]  I'm praying to a lot like this.
[01:11:55]  Matt, we play into a Christian God right there.
[01:11:56]  That was a Christian prayer, Matt.
[01:11:58]  Shout out to you, Matt West.
[01:11:59]  But just bow your heads in prayer.
[01:12:00]  I don't know why, bro.
[01:12:01]  That shit feels nice.
[01:12:03]  Does it not?
[01:12:03]  Am I crazy for this?
[01:12:04]  No.
[01:12:05]  It feels amazing.
[01:12:06]  I loved it.
[01:12:06]  What did you do when they got me in touch with my God?
[01:12:09]  I was laughing at that.
[01:12:10]  Oh, God.
[01:12:11]  Lord, save your Jesus Christ.
[01:12:13]  Bro, that prayer was straight out of Talladega Knights.
[01:12:14]  That was kind of corny, but I really enjoyed it.
[01:12:17]  Wait, what was the prayer?
[01:12:18]  I thought the prayer was going to go, yo, like, bow your heads.
[01:12:20]  We're going to pray for the people that are about to risk their lives right in front of us and the animals.
[01:12:24]  And they go, don't forget about the NYPD, the FDNY, Border Patrol, the Border Patrol.
[01:12:29]  People out in Afghanistan, they start naming wars we're done with.
[01:12:33]  Korea, Vietnam.
[01:12:34]  Yup, call them all out.
[01:12:35]  The anthem came next.
[01:12:36]  I was about to take a knee.
[01:12:37]  I was like, oh, I'm in the wrong.
[01:12:39]  Stop.
[01:12:40]  I'm in the wrong.
[01:12:41]  Can we talk about how Vala almost pulled up with the Kafiya?
[01:12:44]  Bro, no, he did.
[01:12:45]  I thought he would.
[01:12:46]  No, Vala, we're at Dove's house, and Vala's like, yo, I don't have a hat or anything like that.
[01:12:50]  And he pulls up and he has the Arab scarf.
[01:12:53]  He thinks he's dressing like Southern, also.
[01:12:55]  Yeah.
[01:12:56]  Which is so funny.
[01:12:57]  Southern Pakistani.
[01:12:58]  That's what it was.
[01:12:59]  I'm like, bro, you have to understand we're going to the parking.
[01:13:03]  We're going to the rodeo.
[01:13:05]  Like, everybody here has a cousin, dad, uncle, or nephew that's missing a leg because of people wearing that scarf.
[01:13:16]  Okay.
[01:13:17]  You can't walk in there and give them all PTSD.
[01:13:20]  They're going to be riding you like one of the fucking bulls.
[01:13:23]  So I go, you can't do this.
[01:13:24]  He goes, can I wear this bandana?
[01:13:26]  And then he shows up as J-Lo for the whole fucking thing.
[01:13:30]  We need to post the picture.
[01:13:32]  Get the picture.
[01:13:32]  Yeah, that was awesome.
[01:13:33]  Post what he thought he was going to be looking like, which was the old Tupac photo.
[01:13:37]  And then looked like J-Lo.
[01:13:39]  Yeah.
[01:13:40]  Anyway, we all pulled up.
[01:13:41]  That shit was incredible.
[01:13:42]  You got to see this.
[01:13:43]  I mean, it's just crazy.
[01:13:44]  Shout out to Matt West.
[01:13:47]  Yeah, I just shot it on Matt West.
[01:13:49]  Surprisingly entertaining.
[01:13:50]  That was awesome.
[01:13:51]  That shit was going to be corny as fuck, but it was very entertaining.
[01:13:54]  Oh, I do think with my hand strength, I can stay on a bull for eight seconds.
[01:13:59]  I'm down to put money on it.
[01:14:00]  I think I could do it.
[01:14:01]  Dude, the guy lasted.
[01:14:02]  We ripped off his groin completely.
[01:14:04]  I got six months.
[01:14:06]  He's got a great bull riding story.
[01:14:07]  Dev, what happened last time you were on a mechanical bull?
[01:14:10]  I pulled my groin.
[01:14:11]  He pulled his whole groin for six.
[01:14:12]  Hold it on.
[01:14:13]  This guy from the PBR last year, it tore off of his pelvis.
[01:14:17]  Hold on.
[01:14:17]  Six-month Andrews.
[01:14:18]  Al.
[01:14:19]  I thought he was talking about one of Duff's girls.
[01:14:23]  Tell us that night.
[01:14:25]  Dude, you genuinely believe that you could because of your hand strength.
[01:14:29]  Yes.
[01:14:29]  Okay.
[01:14:30]  Yeah.
[01:14:30]  But it's more about balance.
[01:14:32]  Yeah, and I got good love making shit.
[01:14:34]  They know.
[01:14:35]  I do.
[01:14:35]  My hips move.
[01:14:36]  Bro, that dude, Matt, the announcer guy, you saw his arms, Diesel Pythons.
[01:14:40]  He rode a bull.
[01:14:41]  He told us a story.
[01:14:42]  He rode a bull the next day it got slaughtered.
[01:14:44]  It was too old.
[01:14:45]  It was like the last ride the bull ever took.
[01:14:47]  He rode it thinking, like, oh, I'm going to be able to ride the bullet.
[01:14:49]  He said the bull was so old it couldn't jump over a shoelace.
[01:14:52]  Yeah.
[01:14:52]  Okay.
[01:14:53]  Old.
[01:14:53]  Within two seconds on the ground.
[01:14:55]  I mean, he not me.
[01:14:57]  So here's the thing.
[01:14:58]  I'm hyped.
[01:14:58]  Like, I'm going to tell you.
[01:15:00]  Like, all right.
[01:15:01]  At the thing.
[01:15:02]  Let's go someplace.
[01:15:03]  Let's test it out.
[01:15:04]  We bump into Cowboy Cerrone, UFC Hall of Famer.
[01:15:09]  Cowboy says, Yo, you know, Dana's got a bull.
[01:15:13]  Yeah.
[01:15:14]  And the Dana's bull is what's called a rank bull, which means it's like a really good elite bull.
[01:15:20]  Basically, what happens is the bulls get a rating system, and so do the riders.
[01:15:25]  So, some people are rooting for the bulls, especially if you're one of these people who owns the bulls.
[01:15:29]  You want your bull to be the best.
[01:15:30]  And the way that the riders can get the highest score is they have to ride the bulls with the highest score.
[01:15:36]  And the bulls really have to buck.
[01:15:38]  Right?
[01:15:38]  So, it's the only way you can get in the 90s if you have like a really big bucking bull.
[01:15:43]  So, Dana's bull bucked the guy off in like two seconds.
[01:15:48]  Cowboy tells us, I'm going to ride Dana's bull at the professional bull rider championships in Dallas, Texas later this year.
[01:15:59]  I go, Have you done this before?
[01:16:00]  Like, what the fuck's going on?
[01:16:01]  He's like, No, not since I was like a kid.
[01:16:03]  That is some next level, absolutely insane shit.
[01:16:07]  His bull's name is Twisted Steel.
[01:16:09]  Yeah.
[01:16:09]  94% buck off rate.
[01:16:12]  We're not talking about a bum ass bull that he could get on just for fun, donate some money to charity.
[01:16:17]  This is, yeah, this shit could kill him.
[01:16:19]  Yeah, you're playing in the NFL for a play, wide receiver.
[01:16:22]  Just if someone clips you, and they're gonna throw it over the middle, you gotta go for a fucking prayer.
[01:16:27]  That's insane.
[01:16:28]  Yeah, what would you rather do?
[01:16:29]  Ride a bull or go up in the middle of the NFL?
[01:16:31]  Want one down?
[01:16:31]  I mean, go up in the middle.
[01:16:32]  I'm not even trying to catch the bull because you can't even not try.
[01:16:36]  Like, once you're on the ball, that is true.
[01:16:38]  You can't even be like, I'm jumping off.
[01:16:39]  You're gone.
[01:16:40]  Yeah.
[01:16:41]  There's a chance, and I hope to God that this doesn't happen.
[01:16:43]  Let's do this shit.
[01:16:45]  Al, I swear to God.
[01:16:45]  I'm telling you, you could do it.
[01:16:47]  I honestly believe it.
[01:16:48]  My brother-in-law wants to do it too.
[01:16:50]  I might even set it up for y'all.
[01:16:51]  I might even get a bull for a day.
[01:16:52]  Please.
[01:16:53]  How much is a bull for a day?
[01:16:55]  I've had a few in my lifetime.
[01:17:00]  Buck between Mark and I, we could find someone in Florida that has bulls.
[01:17:03]  Yeah, bro.
[01:17:04]  Look at this.
[01:17:05]  Yeah, you can show me a picture.
[01:17:06]  That's cool.
[01:17:07]  This shit is 10 feet off the ground.
[01:17:09]  I seen it in person.
[01:17:11]  But look at you.
[01:17:11]  I don't know if you realize how high the fucking level is.
[01:17:13]  I wouldn't get on one of those.
[01:17:15]  Oh, okay.
[01:17:15]  Now you're making all this.
[01:17:16]  What fucking bull are you gonna do?
[01:17:18]  I'm gonna get on a white bull?
[01:17:20]  Bigger, heavier ones were a little bit less.
[01:17:22]  So you want a bull with what bucking rate?
[01:17:24]  Probably like in the 80s or whatever.
[01:17:26]  The 80s?
[01:17:27]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:17:28]  Like that one.
[01:17:29]  That one I could do.
[01:17:30]  The 80s.
[01:17:30]  That means out of every five riders, one of them makes it.
[01:17:33]  Yeah.
[01:17:33]  Yo, the percentage of these riders that stay on that shit, I didn't know it was that low.
[01:17:38]  No, no, the whole weekend.
[01:17:39]  If the bull buck off was six C's or maybe in the 70s, they got a ride.
[01:17:43]  Everyone else was just getting killed.
[01:17:45]  Yeah, that shit was three hours.
[01:17:47]  And I think five people, six people made it.
[01:17:50]  And they're professionals.
[01:17:51]  That's my point.
[01:17:52]  So what does the, what is Argonne?
[01:17:53]  I'm him.
[01:17:55]  Al, you couldn't even son, get a bull.
[01:17:58]  Get a bull.
[01:17:59]  What was that shit that we did in Florida with the water?
[01:18:01]  We like surfed by.
[01:18:02]  Oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait.
[01:18:03]  You couldn't even wake board.
[01:18:05]  I broke it.
[01:18:06]  I don't have balance, but I broke that shit.
[01:18:08]  No one's ever broke it before.
[01:18:10]  They told you that.
[01:18:11]  Come on now.
[01:18:12]  So what do you think is going to happen?
[01:18:13]  You're just going to pull the rope.
[01:18:14]  You'll rip the rope.
[01:18:15]  You're not going to break the bull.
[01:18:16]  So the rope is tied around the bull.
[01:18:18]  And the moment that starts to go, you're off.
[01:18:21]  I'm not letting go.
[01:18:22]  No, that's not what happens.
[01:18:23]  Yes, it is.
[01:18:24]  I'm telling you.
[01:18:24]  That's the first thing that falls off is the rope part.
[01:18:28]  No.
[01:18:28]  It's not tied.
[01:18:29]  It's just wrapped around and they're holding both ends of it.
[01:18:31]  They hold like this.
[01:18:31]  They put their hand in like that.
[01:18:32]  But they're holding both ends of that shit.
[01:18:34]  The moment it loosens up a little bit, now you can't stay on because nothing's securing you to the bull.
[01:18:39]  I will hold on for dear life.
[01:18:41]  You will do this if I arrange this?
[01:18:42]  Yes.
[01:18:43]  Matt West.
[01:18:45]  Matt?
[01:18:46]  Yes.
[01:18:46]  We're doing this.
[01:18:48]  Get the PBR to organize this.
[01:18:49]  You can wear a helmet and shit, obviously.
[01:18:51]  Of course, of course.
[01:18:51]  Padding, whatever else you need.
[01:18:53]  No, I'm wearing all the shit.
[01:18:54]  Let's organize this and let's do this.
[01:18:55]  Matt, I mean this sincerely.
[01:18:57]  Let's not give him a real bull.
[01:18:58]  Like, it doesn't have to be anything.
[01:18:59]  50% buck off.
[01:19:00]  No, 50%.
[01:19:01]  Give him a 50% buck off.
[01:19:03]  Come on, man.
[01:19:04]  You want 80?
[01:19:05]  You're going to die.
[01:19:06]  Anything, son.
[01:19:07]  Son, this is just going to be another sport that black people come and take over.
[01:19:10]  Come on.
[01:19:11]  There were a couple black dudes.
[01:19:11]  There were a couple of blades there.
[01:19:13]  They're Brazilian.
[01:19:14]  No, no, no, no.
[01:19:14]  Keyshawn Whitehorse, right?
[01:19:17]  Yep.
[01:19:17]  He's a black dude.
[01:19:19]  He did it that night.
[01:19:20]  And he stayed on, right?
[01:19:22]  Also, Ezekiel Mitchell?
[01:19:24]  Yeah.
[01:19:25]  Anyways, let's start up.
[01:19:27]  Next topic.
[01:19:28]  We're going to set that up.
[01:19:29]  Shout out to Austin Richardson for winning, by the way.
[01:19:31]  Yeah.
[01:19:31]  Shout out to him.
[01:19:33]  All right.
[01:19:33]  Them belt buckles are fire.
[01:19:35]  Yo, you got one.
[01:19:35]  Oh, yeah.
[01:19:36]  You got one.
[01:19:36]  Oh, yeah.
[01:19:37]  You guys were supposed to bring it to me.
[01:19:38]  Oh, it's at Dove's apartment.
[01:19:39]  I gave it to him to bring it to me.
[01:19:41]  People wearing it?
[01:19:41]  Yeah, this is what happens.
[01:19:42]  Oh, they're going to give me shit and then it's forgotten.
[01:19:44]  I saw a pack of like 200 pairs of fucking culprit underwear in Dove's office.
[01:19:48]  That seems like it would be for the whole office.
[01:19:50]  It's just in his office.
[01:19:51]  By the way, kind of interesting how that happens, right?
[01:19:54]  When all the nice bottles are all sent in.
[01:19:57]  If you're someone who likes the show or a sponsor of the show and you have to send us something, I'm going to give you a different address.
[01:20:04]  I'm going to give you a different address if you wanted to get to all of us because Dove filters through and it's like the fucking the guys who work at the docks.
[01:20:10]  There's some spillage.
[01:20:12]  But the spillage is 90 fucking percent.
[01:20:14]  Sound weird, right?
[01:20:14]  Yes, very weird.
[01:20:15]  We were at Dove's bar where it does bar in his house.
[01:20:18]  Every fucking alcohol bottle has come from the studio.
[01:20:21]  How did it get there, though?
[01:20:22]  I don't know.
[01:20:22]  I'm going to get there.
[01:20:27]  Good shit.
[01:20:28]  Good shit, my boy.
[01:20:29]  Good shit.
[01:20:29]  And those culprit hundies, all of them, yours.
[01:20:31]  I sent mine to my house.
[01:20:33]  Real quick, did you hear what Shifty did?
[01:20:35]  So for New Year's Eve, Shifty comes to the studio, picks up some alcohol from the studio.
[01:20:38]  He grabs all the Heinekens in the fridge and takes them back to his place.
[01:20:41]  So he's drinking the Heinekens and he's like, yeah, man, I wasn't feeling it.
[01:20:44]  Two, three beers in.
[01:20:45]  I don't drink a lot.
[01:20:45]  Got him.
[01:20:46]  I'm feeling it.
[01:20:46]  They're non-alcoholic.
[01:20:47]  Come on, dude.
[01:20:49]  Just carbs.
[01:20:50]  He doesn't pay Shifty.
[01:20:53]  Why do we have non-alcoholic beers in here?
[01:20:56]  Nah, because we had.
[01:20:57]  We had Burt Christian.
[01:20:58]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:21:00]  Okay, what else we got?
[01:21:01]  Feelings, no facts.
[01:21:02]  Marqueto.
[01:21:03]  What do you think about this Alaska Airlines flight who had a door fly off and they had emergency land in Portland?
[01:21:08]  I mean, it wasn't even a door, actually.
[01:21:09]  It was just a part of the plane.
[01:21:10]  Let me be plugged.
[01:21:11]  If they said door landing in Portland, I would have swan dumped on that.
[01:21:15]  That's the saddest part of the whole thing.
[01:21:17]  100%.
[01:21:18]  If it's emergency land in Los Angeles, if it was emergency land in San Diego, emergency land in Hawaii.
[01:21:23]  It's not bad.
[01:21:24]  All these things are fantastic.
[01:21:25]  We're going to emergency land in Portland.
[01:21:28]  In January.
[01:21:29]  I'm out.
[01:21:30]  The only upside is that this part of the plane might have flown off and then hit some protesters saying ceasefire.
[01:21:37]  Cease fire.
[01:21:39]  Like, they got us to go.
[01:21:43]  Yeah.
[01:21:45]  No, I mean, that's crazy.
[01:21:46]  You always think about that shit on the plane.
[01:21:47]  Yeah, but all those movies that lie, when that shit happens, and then everything goes flying.
[01:21:51]  Now the kid's shirt got sucked off.
[01:21:52]  The mom's holding on to him.
[01:21:53]  His shirt flies off.
[01:21:54]  Oh, no.
[01:21:55]  You're going to get the Stephen Hawking plane?
[01:21:57]  That's crazy.
[01:21:59]  And there was no one in them, but there was no one in the seatbelt today.
[01:22:03]  Son, I never wear a seatbelt when I'm on a fucking plane.
[01:22:06]  Even on takeoff?
[01:22:08]  I mean, come on.
[01:22:09]  I don't want to snitch right now.
[01:22:10]  Come on, bro.
[01:22:11]  Put it in a song.
[01:22:12]  Put in a song immediately.
[01:22:13]  They don't tell you.
[01:22:14]  That guy snitches on himself all the time.
[01:22:15]  Dry snitching, king of the world.
[01:22:17]  I really am.
[01:22:18]  I need to share.
[01:22:19]  My point is, if that shit popped open, I'm out.
[01:22:22]  Like, I'm getting sucked out immediately.
[01:22:24]  Hey, yo.
[01:22:27]  Would you try to cop some head if you were in that kind of situation?

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[01:22:30]  Or do you think you'd be too nervous to get it up?
[01:22:33]  I'm nervous.
[01:22:34]  Yeah, I'd be too nervous.
[01:22:35]  But would you proposition a flight attendant?
[01:22:36]  Maybe just one last time.
[01:22:38]  Yo, gay guy.
[01:22:38]  One last romance.
[01:22:39]  Come over here.
[01:22:40]  Suck this dick real quick.
[01:22:41]  Let's run it back one time.
[01:22:42]  Run it back.
[01:22:44]  Hey, yo.
[01:22:45]  Did you see the flight attendant that walked up to the person sitting in the aisle or sitting in the chair next to him?
[01:22:49]  They were like, was anyone sitting here?
[01:22:52]  Those are actual questions.
[01:22:53]  Yes, there's a video.
[01:22:54]  And the guy's like, no, no, no.
[01:22:56]  He's like, whoo.
[01:22:57]  That's how he reacts.
[01:22:59]  This is after they landed.
[01:23:00]  No, this is in the airplane.
[01:23:01]  So why is he walking around if the fucking plane is on?
[01:23:04]  Someone got fucking sucked off.
[01:23:06]  Why isn't he worried about getting sucked off?
[01:23:08]  Because it's not sucking that hard.
[01:23:09]  It's open now.
[01:23:10]  The pressure differential is the same.
[01:23:12]  Oh, so you don't even need.
[01:23:13]  We could have the windows open on the plane the whole time you went skydiving.
[01:23:17]  Yeah, you don't get sucked out.
[01:23:19]  The second door open.
[01:23:21]  I feel like I got immediately sucked and a guy was strapped to your ass too and you got sucked too.
[01:23:27]  That's a good point.
[01:23:28]  I was getting sucked.
[01:23:29]  You get sucked a little yeah, a little after it opens, and then you thought that was a different type of plane bro, and that's a different altitude.
[01:23:36]  If sucking really starts around 30,000 feet, I was probably around 10,000 feet.
[01:23:40]  That's why it wasn't a lot of sucking stratosphere sucked off.
[01:23:42]  That's true.
[01:23:43]  I just get sucked yo, yo.
[01:23:46]  When was the last time y'all got sucked, bro?
[01:23:49]  I never seen this happen.
[01:23:50]  This never happened.
[01:23:51]  Yeah, never got sucked.
[01:23:54]  Exactly women.
[01:23:57]  Look at these women out here talking about a shit, suck somebody.
[01:24:06]  Suck some.
[01:24:08]  Clip with Uh, with Cardi B. She's in bed.
[01:24:11]  He's waking her up on live.
[01:24:13]  He goes.
[01:24:13]  Yo, I got 12,000 people in here.
[01:24:16]  I'm not going offline till you saw.
[01:24:18]  Suck some.
[01:24:20]  He's like I'm sleeping now.
[01:24:21]  You need to suck some.
[01:24:23]  Some need to get sucked.
[01:24:24]  That's awesome.
[01:24:25]  See what husband's got to do.
[01:24:27]  Yeah, that's a man right there.
[01:24:28]  That is a man.
[01:24:30]  That's a man right, took the L like a champion.
[01:24:31]  That's an alpha.
[01:24:32]  All right, I'm going back to sleep.
[01:24:33]  Suck some.
[01:24:35]  I'm gonna try that tonight.
[01:24:37]  Does this change your perspective?
[01:24:38]  If you're flying with your girl, she's like oh, can I get window seat?
[01:24:41]  Or you're gonna be like oh, you think we were still talking about this.
[01:24:44]  We talk about blowdowns.
[01:24:47]  I'm trying to bring these on track.
[01:24:49]  I don't want you to get broken about sucking something in the middle.
[01:24:53]  All right, I'm trying to play a sucker.
[01:24:55]  I'll give you one more thing, Mark.
[01:24:56]  I'll give you one more thing.
[01:24:58]  All right, I'll give you one more thing.
[01:25:01]  One more feeling.
[01:25:01]  No fact oh oh, oh.
[01:25:03]  You get one more feeling.
[01:25:04]  No fact, man.
[01:25:05]  I'll be honest.
[01:25:05]  There's a brand new drug test that just dropped.
[01:25:07]  Oh man, brand new drug test.
[01:25:10]  Oh man Mark, you got one more thing.
[01:25:12]  Mark, this is a brand new drug test.
[01:25:17]  Slap though.
[01:25:19]  This came out in uh, in Minnesota.
[01:25:20]  This is how they're gonna if you get pulled over.
[01:25:22]  This is how they're gonna test if you actually been doing drugs or not.
[01:25:24]  So it could test for cannabis, test for heroin, test for opiates.
[01:25:27]  All that test for zen.
[01:25:28]  It look like they testing for zen.
[01:25:30]  Yeah, you got a little zen right now.
[01:25:32]  Nah, I wish.
[01:25:36]  So this is how you do it hey yo hey, look at his eyes.
[01:25:43]  He loves that.
[01:25:44]  Damn bro, what the he didn't have to wrap the lips, bro.
[01:25:49]  That was crazy.
[01:25:51]  Come on yo, come on, yo.
[01:25:55]  Look at his eyes, nah.
[01:25:58]  Nah, he look his eyes dumb, dilated.
[01:26:03]  Yeah, no way, you gotta get that taken down, detective.
[01:26:06]  Nah, this is what happens if you get pulled over Minnesota.
[01:26:08]  You better watch out.
[01:26:09]  No, i'll just have my mouth open.
[01:26:11]  I'm not gonna suck back.
[01:26:12]  That's a suck back.
[01:26:13]  Yeah, you can do it like a brush, exactly brushing your teeth, and some of the cops did that.
[01:26:17]  And then they gave it to this lieutenant.
[01:26:19]  He just started sucking off.
[01:26:20]  Yeah, but not this wide-eyed creep, baby looking ass adult.
[01:26:25]  That motherfucker misses the nipple.
[01:26:29]  Hopefully the nipple.
[01:26:30]  Hopefully, not something else.
[01:26:31]  It might be a little something else.
[01:26:32]  I mean, that's like insane nah, but now they can test for it.
[01:26:35]  If you get pulled over, they can see if you got he's on that fence.
[01:26:38]  You think so that's fentanyl right there.
[01:26:41]  He got them dick sucking eyeballs and there's a little saliva too.
[01:26:45]  Look at Mark's twitter, look at his trending twitter.
[01:26:47]  So you got this.
[01:26:48]  Aliens they pulled suicide squad aliens Aaron Rogers, UAPS this is just what's trending in the world.
[01:26:56]  That's your twitter.
[01:26:57]  My twitter don't look nothing like that.
[01:26:58]  Your twitter's trash compared to my twitter.
[01:27:00]  No, it's not my twitter's fire.
[01:27:01]  My twitter's got the yo-ho.
[01:27:03]  Yeah, ceasefire now is really the new yo-ho.
[01:27:09]  Yeah yo.
[01:27:12]  People started sending me those stupid ass videos, bro.
[01:27:15]  Yo, it's fire, though.
[01:27:16]  That was what that was kind of.
[01:27:18]  We forgot to.
[01:27:20]  Nah, it's like they almost went overboard because fucking all the water was coming inside or whatever, but this shit sucked, bro.
[01:27:26]  Stop it.
[01:27:27]  No, it's awesome.
[01:27:27]  Don't you ever wish you were just on the high seas with your friends?
[01:27:30]  I want to see trending.
[01:27:30]  I wanted to say, suck some.
[01:27:32]  Like, that's what my trending shit shit.
[01:27:34]  Damn, bro.
[01:27:34]  That was so harsh.
[01:27:35]  Why are you so harsh?
[01:27:36]  Yeah.
[01:27:36]  You frustrated?
[01:27:37]  Yeah.
[01:27:38]  That Noah nigga got me lit.
[01:27:40]  Stop playing on Noah.
[01:27:41]  Noah nigga has nothing to do with this.
[01:27:43]  Nah, he is.
[01:27:44]  He's going to be the GOAT.
[01:27:45]  Maybe.
[01:27:46]  He might be the GOAT.
[01:27:47]  I can't believe that you don't like all that boat shit, but you dress like a wicked tuna captain.
[01:27:53]  He is wicked.
[01:27:54]  There's something wicked about that.
[01:27:56]  That is like a New England boating fit.
[01:27:58]  Like, come on, Al, get into the fish life.
[01:28:02]  Yeah.
[01:28:02]  Yeah, you are a fishman.
[01:28:03]  Are you not?
[01:28:04]  I'm not saving in the fish life.
[01:28:05]  What are you talking about?
[01:28:05]  He's got high waters.
[01:28:07]  I'm not into fish.
[01:28:08]  He's firefish.
[01:28:08]  No, you're not.
[01:28:09]  Where's the last time you did?
[01:28:10]  I am a fish.
[01:28:11]  What's the last time you did?
[01:28:12]  I am a fish.
[01:28:14]  I'm a sea creature.
[01:28:15]  Big up.
[01:28:17]  Big up, fish.
[01:28:18]  Big up.
[01:28:18]  Grab your ain't colour.
[01:28:19]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:28:20]  Big up, grab your ain't no.
[01:28:21]  I'm doing drug tests right now, you little fish boy.
[01:28:23]  Check what I kind of sit in his cheek, boy.
[01:28:25]  Academics would be crying right now.
[01:28:28]  He's like, What I want to say to you right now, fish.
[01:28:33]  Yo, poor act, bro.
[01:28:34]  This is crap.
[01:28:35]  Why do you tell us any of that shit?
[01:28:36]  Yeah.
[01:28:37]  He literally came on the pod.
[01:28:38]  We spoke for four hours.
[01:28:39]  He didn't talk about all these horrendic, horrendic, horrendous things that happened to him in his life.
[01:28:45]  I don't know.
[01:28:46]  Why y'all keep that inside?
[01:28:48]  He was saving it for Rogan.
[01:28:50]  That shit's crazy.
[01:28:52]  Just come out here and save it for Rogan.
[01:28:53]  Yeah.
[01:28:54]  That shit's crazy, man.
[01:28:55]  Oh, did you see?
[01:28:56]  I don't know if you want to talk about his local paid off the settling.
[01:28:59]  Do you know?
[01:29:00]  Did you know the details of it all?
[01:29:03]  I watched Coffee Zillow's.
[01:29:04]  Okay, break down a coffee ziller.
[01:29:06]  Coffee's on that ass.
[01:29:07]  When the suspenders are on, it's a problem.
[01:29:09]  On that ass.
[01:29:09]  Son, if a video comes out with a dude wearing suspenders, he's talking about your shit.
[01:29:14]  Forget it, bro.
[01:29:15]  Son, you better.
[01:29:16]  Forget it.
[01:29:16]  Better watch it.
[01:29:18]  You better watch out.
[01:29:19]  Can we talk about how he was saying this album is?
[01:29:20]  He was like, Noah Zilla.
[01:29:24]  You better watch out.
[01:29:26]  We close or what?
[01:29:27]  Why are you going to go start calling black people Noah Zilla?
[01:29:30]  Oh, wow.
[01:29:30]  Oh, did you see the McAfee thing?
[01:29:32]  What the naysayers thing?
[01:29:33]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:29:34]  Hold on.
[01:29:35]  McAfee, there's a few McAfee things that we got to talk about.
[01:29:38]  Bro, this one was fire.
[01:29:39]  So he's on a broadcast with a dude.
[01:29:41]  I forget the broadcaster's name.
[01:29:42]  We're coming back to Coffeezilla.
[01:29:44]  We're going to circle back.
[01:29:45]  Yeah.
[01:29:45]  But he, I mean, this is so fun.
[01:29:47]  I might just need to pull this up real quick.
[01:29:48]  What was it?
[01:29:49]  I wish a naysayer.
[01:29:51]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:29:51]  I wish a naysayer would.
[01:29:53]  Oh, wow.
[01:29:54]  That's not the one I was thinking of.
[01:29:56]  Is what some guy tweeted that this guy read, and McAfee was just like, hold on a second.
[01:30:00]  I did not think you were going to say that.
[01:30:02]  And so now, all on Black Twitter, everyone just calls each other naysayers.
[01:30:04]  I mean, white people should be able to say that.
[01:30:07]  Naysayer, please.
[01:30:08]  Naysayer, please.
[01:30:09]  I mean, you can't.
[01:30:10]  Naysayer, please.
[01:30:10]  Yeah, that's my naysayer.
[01:30:12]  You know, they don't slap to say.
[01:30:13]  It really don't.
[01:30:15]  But it's close.
[01:30:17]  There's his own branded apparel reading lank across the front.
[01:30:21]  It's an acronym that stands for Let a Naysayer Know.
[01:30:25]  Being told by his former offensive coordinator, Joe O'Brien.
[01:30:29]  I thought, is that not what you thought?
[01:30:31]  Boy, let a naysayer know.
[01:30:33]  Let a naysayer know.
[01:30:34]  Of course.
[01:30:34]  Professionals right in the middle of his speech.
[01:30:37]  That's all right.
[01:30:38]  You almost lost me.
[01:30:41]  Fire.
[01:30:42]  So this went viral.
[01:30:43]  Everyone's calling each other naysayers.
[01:30:44]  It's kind of awesome.
[01:30:45]  There's another thing going on with McAfee, though.
[01:30:47]  What's up?
[01:30:47]  I got to read the article from it.
[01:30:49]  Just make it up.
[01:30:50]  All right, let me just make it up.
[01:30:52]  So come on, Cat.
[01:30:56]  You tried too hard, bro.
[01:30:57]  Yeah, you taking too hard.
[01:30:59]  People aren't here for the truth.
[01:31:00]  So Pat McAfee basically called out someone at ESPN and said that he was sabotaging his show.
[01:31:08]  Did you guys see this?
[01:31:10]  So he basically called him out and then, if I'm not mistaken, brought him on the show.
[01:31:18]  Fire.
[01:31:19]  Let me make sure this so we don't fuck this whole thing up.
[01:31:22]  But I like your version way better.
[01:31:25]  He calls out a guy named there are some people actively trying to sabotage us from within ESPN.
[01:31:30]  More specifically, I believe Norby Williamson is the guy who is attempting to sabotage our program.
[01:31:38]  He's been trying to sabotage the show and say he isn't worth it.
[01:31:42]  So he called the guy out by name and said he was a rap.
[01:31:45]  The guy is like third in charge at ESPN and said he's a douche.
[01:31:50]  So people were like, what's going to happen?
[01:31:52]  And ESPN did nothing to him.
[01:31:54]  He went on the show.
[01:31:56]  He went on the show today.
[01:31:57]  Meaning, I guess that guy went on the show and said he stands by what he said.
[01:32:00]  Oh, or maybe that's McAfee.
[01:32:02]  Yeah.
[01:32:03]  He posted a photo yesterday with the number two in charge and called him a good friend.
[01:32:07]  So people are perplexed because nothing is going to happen to him.
[01:32:11]  But it's kind of a wild thing.
[01:32:14]  Call out someone at your company that's saying he's trying to sabotage you.
[01:32:19]  I love this.
[01:32:19]  I mean, it's fantastic.
[01:32:21]  2024 drama.
[01:32:22]  Everybody's just shit.
[01:32:23]  That's a page out of Barstool.
[01:32:26]  Creating or using the internal drama to draw us all in.
[01:32:30]  Barcelona does that better than anybody, I think, on the planet, which, or besides the Kardashians, maybe, which is like using that internal drama and then showcasing it and then monetizing it.
[01:32:40]  Create the drama, or if they're drama that exists between workers, podcasts, creative shows.
[01:32:45]  Let's show everybody, get everybody invested and become part of it.
[01:32:48]  Portnoy made me care about the dude from Business Insider.
[01:32:51]  I don't even know who that guy is.
[01:32:53]  But if I see his name now, I go, oh, this guy's a bad guy.
[01:32:55]  Fuck that guy.
[01:32:55]  I don't know anything about him.
[01:32:56]  Yeah, Blotchett.
[01:32:57]  Yeah, Blotchet.
[01:32:58]  Who is that?
[01:32:59]  Henry Blodgett.
[01:33:00]  Yeah, and I don't like him just because Port Noise said so.
[01:33:02]  So I think this is maybe McAfee doing this using the same playbook over at ESPN.
[01:33:10]  Nice work and we're talking about it.
[01:33:12]  Yes.
[01:33:13]  Okay.
[01:33:13]  Talk about it.
[01:33:14]  So his suspenders are out.
[01:33:15]  Suspenders are fully out.
[01:33:16]  He's got the green screen behind him.
[01:33:18]  Full mug of coffee?
[01:33:20]  Smoking hop?
[01:33:20]  To the tip-top.
[01:33:21]  Talk to the robot in the shop.
[01:33:22]  That's a problem.
[01:33:24]  Great thumbnail.
[01:33:25]  The title is short and succinct.
[01:33:27]  I mean, he's a master.
[01:33:28]  He's a master.
[01:33:29]  Ass is being on, right?
[01:33:30]  Okay, okay.
[01:33:31]  $10 million studio, right?
[01:33:33]  Yeah, thanks.
[01:33:35]  Bare minimal.
[01:33:37]  No, CoffeeZilla is a genius.
[01:33:39]  Don't be making fun of his studio.
[01:33:40]  He's going to come for you.
[01:33:42]  No, he's on that ass.
[01:33:43]  He said that.
[01:33:43]  He's a GOAT, bro.
[01:33:45]  You're going to see something about your shoes on there.
[01:33:48]  I'm suspended up.
[01:33:48]  We could.
[01:33:49]  Okay.
[01:33:50]  Also insane, by the way.
[01:33:51]  He's got actual suspenders here that he doesn't wear.
[01:33:54]  And he brought other suspenders.
[01:33:56]  Backup suspenders to coffee, coffee.
[01:33:59]  We need a video exposing that.
[01:34:01]  Dissect this immediately.
[01:34:02]  It's coffee.
[01:34:02]  We need a video exposing that.
[01:34:03]  We need an investigation.
[01:34:04]  Watch.
[01:34:05]  I bet you you're going to see Colin pull up with this shit.
[01:34:08]  Watch.
[01:34:08]  He's going to make it just mad colorful or watch.
[01:34:10]  You saying Kid Super is going to rip you off?
[01:34:13]  I'm saying I'm an investigation.
[01:34:14]  No, coffee.
[01:34:14]  I'm an inspiration.
[01:34:15]  Coffee.
[01:34:16]  Coffee.
[01:34:16]  We need that, bro.
[01:34:17]  Yeah.
[01:34:18]  Coffee, we need that.
[01:34:19]  We need a video.
[01:34:20]  No smoke.
[01:34:21]  I don't want no smoke.
[01:34:22]  Coffee, we need a video.
[01:34:23]  Please do a video.
[01:34:25]  So I don't, I'm not going to explain the whole Logan Paul saga thus far.
[01:34:29]  Like, basically, he created this game, CryptoZoo.
[01:34:32]  The game never came out.
[01:34:33]  People bought eggs with the game.
[01:34:34]  They lost money.
[01:34:35]  And then they haven't been made whole as of, you know.
[01:34:39]  So the internet's been absolutely destroying Logan for this because it looks from the surface as if he did a catch and run or something like that.
[01:34:47]  There's a pump and dump or whatever.
[01:34:50]  But basically, it looks like he stole money from all these people who really want to invest in this game.
[01:34:53]  And CoffeeZilla busted the whole investigation.
[01:34:55]  He did the whole investigation.
[01:34:56]  People absolutely furious, rightfully furious about it.
[01:34:59]  If you invested in money and nothing ever came to fruition, yeah, it's like stealing money from somebody.
[01:35:03]  Now, you know, we've obviously had Logan on a few times.
[01:35:06]  Every time we have them on, people are upset at us for not asking about this crypto thing.
[01:35:10]  I just want to clarify here.
[01:35:11]  We obviously asked him about the fucking crypto thing.
[01:35:14]  He said that there's an open investigation.
[01:35:16]  Can we not talk about it?
[01:35:17]  Can you cut it from the episodes?
[01:35:18]  We're like, yeah, sure, we'll cut it from the fucking episode.
[01:35:20]  Now that he's paying back, I think that we can talk about this.
[01:35:24]  But yeah, if there's any friend of the fucking show that doesn't want a thing in the episode, we're not going to do it.
[01:35:28]  I asked Louie before the episode, can we talk about or there's anything you don't want to talk about?
[01:35:32]  He's like, Yeah, there might be one gigantic fucking story.
[01:35:35]  We didn't talk about that at all either.
[01:35:37]  Okay, so, um, but now I guess he's saying that he's going to pay back the initial investors in people that purchased the eggs that purchased the eggs.
[01:35:47]  And the eggs are supposed to hatch into these animals, and then you can use it.
[01:35:50]  You can use that NFT and you can use it inside the game.
[01:35:53]  I don't know the exact mechanics.
[01:35:54]  So, there's two things.
[01:35:55]  Okay, go.
[01:35:55]  So, or kind of three things.
[01:35:57]  So, the people that bought the eggs are going to get paid back.
[01:35:58]  Honest face, that sounds amazing.
[01:36:00]  And again, I haven't seen like Logan's response.
[01:36:01]  I just saw Coffee's response.
[01:36:03]  So, maybe there's something happening behind the scenes that is not being fully acknowledged or examined.
[01:36:08]  I don't know.
[01:36:08]  But basically, it seems like he's going to be paying those people back, but not paying back people that bought tokens.
[01:36:14]  And the tokens are used as in-game currency in order to buy the eggs.
[01:36:18]  Okay.
[01:36:19]  And I think basically Logan's team is saying, Look, the eggs was our fault.
[01:36:24]  The game never came out.
[01:36:25]  You lost money.
[01:36:26]  So you're going to be made whole in the eggs.
[01:36:27]  But the tokens is just a cryptocurrency.
[01:36:30]  And I'm not going to pay back the people that speculated and gambled on crypto.
[01:36:35]  And if you lost money on crypto, then that's on you.
[01:36:39]  Now, let me think about this.
[01:36:40]  Let me think about this.
[01:36:41]  That's how I feel.
[01:36:42]  There's part of me that goes, okay, a lot of people invested in different cryptocurrencies that went belly up.
[01:36:49]  They speculated.
[01:36:50]  In other words, they thought that they could make a bunch of money if they bought this thing at a very low amount and hopefully it would go high and they'd be billionaires, et cetera.
[01:36:57]  So this could be one of those things.
[01:37:00]  That being said, if the value of the token was derived from your ability to play the game and the game itself never came to fruition, I do feel like there's a responsibility for the token.
[01:37:14]  That's how Coffee made it seem.
[01:37:15]  I don't know if the tokens can be used outside of it.
[01:37:18]  Me and the fucking suspenders are on the same fucking side.
[01:37:21]  I don't want that fucking.
[01:37:22]  You're suspended for right now.
[01:37:23]  Don't say that, bro.
[01:37:24]  You just got to wait, though.
[01:37:25]  You're fucking, you're making him come after me.
[01:37:27]  Hey, I don't know.
[01:37:28]  Who knows what will happen?
[01:37:29]  I've been trying to get him on the pod, man.
[01:37:31]  He's busy.
[01:37:31]  Every time I hit him, I'm in the middle of an investigation.
[01:37:33]  I'm like, he's like, bro, do your thing.
[01:37:35]  He's a real detective.
[01:37:36]  Do whatever you got to do.
[01:37:37]  Do in the tunnels in Crown Heights, right?
[01:37:39]  Do whatever you got to do.
[01:37:40]  That has nothing to do with online attacker or money trust.
[01:37:43]  We don't know.
[01:37:43]  He's investigating.
[01:37:44]  That's part of investigation.
[01:37:45]  All right, get down to it.
[01:37:46]  Okay.
[01:37:47]  So what are we thinking here?
[01:37:49]  So it's just tricky.
[01:37:50]  In my mind, I'm like, I'm glad that he's paying back the people for the eggs.
[01:37:53]  That's awesome.
[01:37:54]  Yes, right?
[01:37:55]  We need that.
[01:37:55]  I guess that you could make the argument, which is like the token is not defunct.
[01:38:00]  If people want to use it and they want to trade it, it will have value without said game.
[01:38:05]  Just like any other token that doesn't have a game attached could still have value based on the people trading it.
[01:38:11]  And if you buy a token, you're a speculator in the crypto market in general.
[01:38:15]  But you would only buy this token if you thought that it would have value due to the game.
[01:38:18]  It's coffee's.
[01:38:19]  Whereas the other tokens that people buy, they're pure speculation on that piece of crypto that is attached to absolutely nothing.
[01:38:25]  Exactly.
[01:38:27]  Hey, that's a tricky one.
[01:38:28]  Now, how much more would he have to pay back if he was going to pay back the token holder?
[01:38:32]  He didn't specify that in the video.
[01:38:35]  That's the question we need to know because I'm like, if it's an amount that's not crazy, I'm like, yo, take it a hit.
[01:38:41]  Yo, son, if it's another 600 grand or whatever, my whole feeling with this shit is like, my man, every time I pay taxes, I hate everybody that lives in Puerto Rico.
[01:38:50]  So my whole thing is like, how much money have you saved living in Puerto Rico over this amount of time, not paying taxes?
[01:38:58]  That's free money.
[01:38:59]  We all got to pay taxes.
[01:39:01]  You get that free money.
[01:39:02]  Just dump it back into this thing and then you're done.
[01:39:05]  Like, people are people are excited for you to pay this thing back and then just get that stain off.
[01:39:12]  Yeah.
[01:39:12]  I kind of doubt this Logan though.
[01:39:13]  I assume it's his team, it's his lawyers.
[01:39:15]  He pays people to save him money and they're like, Logan knows what's going on.
[01:39:18]  He's not stupid.
[01:39:19]  He's acutely aware of public perception.
[01:39:21]  And if they feel like you have stolen people's money on this thing that you got fucked over, I hope he can speak more about it.
[01:39:26]  He did get fucked in this thing.
[01:39:28]  Now, granted, he has to take accountability for hiring these people and not vetting them out more, but he did get fucked by some scammers.
[01:39:33]  And he's suing those people also.
[01:39:35]  Good.
[01:39:35]  As he should.
[01:39:37]  And maybe with that money that he makes or wins from that, maybe he can pay back all the token people.
[01:39:43]  But he's probably not going to be cleaning this scandal until everybody that bought a token or egg is paid back.
[01:39:49]  Is that what crypto said?
[01:39:50]  Is that what coffee said?
[01:39:52]  Yeah, coffee's.
[01:39:52]  Yeah.
[01:39:52]  Coffee said that you're good.
[01:39:53]  Coffee got us scared.
[01:39:54]  You got to check in with coffee.
[01:39:55]  Said, I check in with coffee every time I go on the internet.
[01:39:58]  Do you?
[01:39:59]  Don't make me read the answer.

=== Nigerian Scammer Accountability (02:17) ===

[01:40:02]  Don't make me read.
[01:40:02]  Hey, man, just log in for the day.
[01:40:03]  Don't want any problems.
[01:40:04]  Don't want no problems.
[01:40:05]  You'll be scrolling a little bit.
[01:40:06]  Maybe some TikToks.
[01:40:07]  These customs for that.
[01:40:08]  And coffee needs to go after them Nigerian scammers.
[01:40:10]  Oh, have you seen the guys that do that?
[01:40:12]  Yes.
[01:40:13]  These guys are amazing.
[01:40:14]  They literally build these systems.
[01:40:16]  Have we talked about this?
[01:40:17]  Yes.
[01:40:17]  They build the systems where they just waste the Nigerian scammers' time.
[01:40:21]  Oh, you're talking about the other thing.
[01:40:22]  This is kind of fire.
[01:40:23]  Wait, what?
[01:40:24]  I was talking about literally the Nigerian scammers.
[01:40:26]  There are people who don't scam the Nigerian scammers.
[01:40:30]  They just waste their time.
[01:40:31]  Yeah, this is awesome.
[01:40:32]  Oh, that's awesome.
[01:40:34]  Yeah.
[01:40:34]  So, like, you, because you can't get them.
[01:40:36]  They're in a different country.
[01:40:37]  Like, not all of them are obviously in Nigeria, but they're like, they're abroad.
[01:40:39]  They're in a country.
[01:40:40]  They're scamming old people.
[01:40:41]  And so what this guy will do is he'll be like, hey, look, I love what you're doing.
[01:40:44]  I'm going to send you $10,000.
[01:40:46]  And then you send me $20,000.
[01:40:47]  And he's like, bought into the scam, right?
[01:40:49]  And so then he builds a website where he's like, hey, I just sent you $10,000 in crypto.
[01:40:53]  You can download it from this website.
[01:40:55]  And so the scammer goes on the website and the website is a fake maze.
[01:40:59]  It's amazing.
[01:41:00]  So the website is like, okay, enter in your birthday.
[01:41:02]  But the only way to enter in your birthday is clicking by one day at a time.
[01:41:05]  So you got to go all the way back to 1985 to make an account.
[01:41:08]  Clicking one button at a time.
[01:41:09]  It takes 25 minutes.
[01:41:10]  He can watch the whole thing.
[01:41:11]  How's the guy using it on the website?
[01:41:13]  Oh, that's good.
[01:41:14]  But he goes back and he's on the phone with him.
[01:41:15]  He's like, Did you get the token yet?
[01:41:16]  He's like, No, not yet.
[01:41:17]  I'm still working.
[01:41:18]  And then he goes, and then the next thing is like, put in your address.
[01:41:21]  That was Australian.
[01:41:23]  That's an Australian scam.
[01:41:25]  Yeah.
[01:41:26]  It's an Indian guy living in Australia.
[01:41:28]  But yeah, it goes all the way back.
[01:41:30]  I know you gay.
[01:41:33]  Yeah.
[01:41:33]  That's basically what they do.
[01:41:34]  And he just wasted time.
[01:41:35]  One guy spent like 23 hours on the website trying to get the token.
[01:41:38]  I like that.
[01:41:39]  I like that.
[01:41:40]  I wouldn't get the cum.
[01:41:42]  Look at that fucking slip of the tongue there.
[01:41:44]  Yeah.
[01:41:44]  It's a crypto.
[01:41:45]  New coin.
[01:41:46]  You haven't seen this?
[01:41:47]  No, I missed out on that.
[01:41:48]  It's sick.
[01:41:50]  Just clarification on the Zoo token suspenders investigation, they're saying that it's estimated damages based on the Zoo token, version 123, and the NFT sales is $18.5 million.
[01:42:03]  So his pie chart on his investigation was Logan's refund offer is $2.3 million of $18.5, which is estimated total.
[01:42:13]  That's tough.
[01:42:14]  The cut of that pie is not that big.
[01:42:16]  And that money, right, it would be distributed across people that have.

=== Crypto Slip Of Tongue (15:11) ===

[01:42:20]  Let me tell you something, bro.
[01:42:21]  Yeah.
[01:42:21]  He's definitely not responsible for all of it.
[01:42:23]  But maybe you just say, hey, that's a 100% loss.
[01:42:29]  You can report.
[01:42:30]  And you're hoping to make a lot more money.
[01:42:33]  Yikes, man.
[01:42:34]  That's a hard one.
[01:42:35]  That's a hard one.
[01:42:36]  Yeah, that's just about the amount of money you're like, 18 million?
[01:42:40]  Yeah.
[01:42:41]  That's where you just throw coffee 2 million and then you'd be like, hey, don't make a video.
[01:42:45]  Bro.
[01:42:46]  Suspenders is too good.
[01:42:47]  You say coffee could be compromised?
[01:42:49]  Yo, that's kind of really what you say.
[01:42:51]  No, You said some shit about suspenders, bro.
[01:42:54]  Everyone's got a problem.
[01:42:55]  Coffee, get them.
[01:42:57]  Y'all need to look into Camp Gagnon.
[01:43:00]  You need to look at Coffee.
[01:43:01]  Got $5 million for you to not make a video.
[01:43:03]  Don't let him buy you a million.
[01:43:04]  Don't let him buy you coffee.
[01:43:05]  Don't do it, Coffee.
[01:43:06]  I'm going to release the tapes, Coffee.
[01:43:07]  Don't do it.
[01:43:08]  What tapes?
[01:43:08]  Oh, wouldn't you like to collect?
[01:43:09]  Are you threatening coffee, motherfucking zilliard?
[01:43:12]  Wait, are you threatening coffee?
[01:43:13]  You threaten us.
[01:43:14]  Also, you.
[01:43:15]  Also, y'all, dude.
[01:43:16]  Y'all are about to snuff you, Scott.
[01:43:18]  Don't snuff me, bro.
[01:43:19]  Coffee gets a little bit of a snake.
[01:43:20]  Mark ain't got fucked up enough lately.
[01:43:22]  Don't fuck me.
[01:43:23]  Yo, Mark ain't got fucked up enough lately.
[01:43:25]  I'm about to give this young bull eight seconds right now.
[01:43:28]  Don't fucking yo.
[01:43:30]  That shit was wild crazy.
[01:43:32]  Wild crazy.
[01:43:33]  That shit was bad.
[01:43:35]  Scott's got a boner in here.
[01:43:36]  You're about to give this young bull.
[01:43:37]  Why a bull gotta be young, guys?
[01:43:41]  Yeah, bro.
[01:43:42]  Nah, he's got a boner in it.
[01:43:43]  That's crazy.
[01:43:44]  That's so wild.
[01:43:45]  Yo.
[01:43:45]  I'm stole it.
[01:43:47]  And then Coffee also, I got you out of it.
[01:43:49]  He lucky.
[01:43:50]  Remember that.
[01:43:51]  Coffee pointed out a couple of things.
[01:43:52]  He's like, you have to accept it.
[01:43:53]  Oh, now you dick riding.
[01:43:56]  Stop blazing coffee.
[01:43:57]  If the dick is good, you got to run it, bro.
[01:43:59]  The day is good.
[01:44:01]  Make him some coffee, you fucking piping hot.
[01:44:05]  Just like you like it, Coffee.
[01:44:08]  What you're saying?
[01:44:09]  All right, nah.
[01:44:09]  Yeah.
[01:44:10]  He's bashful, bro.
[01:44:12]  Yo, coffee, get on that ass.
[01:44:14]  Yeah.
[01:44:14]  I wish you would.
[01:44:15]  Get up.
[01:44:15]  Get in my ass.
[01:44:17]  They're on it.
[01:44:18]  What did you say?
[01:44:19]  What did you say?
[01:44:20]  Yo, Miles, bring up a new topic.
[01:44:21]  Come on.
[01:44:22]  I don't even trust this motherfucker with the topic no more.
[01:44:24]  Play the video again.
[01:44:26]  Miles, bro.
[01:44:28]  This guy's just wilding.
[01:44:29]  We're just trying to have a nice conversation with friends.
[01:44:31]  He got nervous.
[01:44:31]  Oh, me and Mark had a fun debate.
[01:44:33]  Oh, brother.
[01:44:34]  I don't know if we want to say it for Patreon, but we had a bad boy.
[01:44:36]  All right, go.
[01:44:37]  Go.
[01:44:38]  We had a couple of your debates.
[01:44:39]  We had a movie one, too.
[01:44:40]  Yeah.
[01:44:40]  The one I want to bring up is: let's say you're dating a girl.
[01:44:43]  She's not married to your girls, whatever it is.
[01:44:45]  All right.
[01:44:45]  You're just six months into the relationship.
[01:44:46]  I'm going to make it real quick.
[01:44:47]  You're six months into the relationship.
[01:44:48]  It's a great relationship.
[01:44:49]  And you guys have a piss kink, okay?
[01:44:52]  And you have to bring it to your girl that you have a piss kink.
[01:44:55]  You want to.
[01:44:55]  Can I tell you something real quick before you just say that?
[01:44:58]  Because it reminded me.
[01:45:00]  My wife was in a bad mood the other day and she was taking a bath.
[01:45:05]  And I was like, I was like, I was like, do you want some time alone or do you want me to cheer you up out of this bad mood?
[01:45:11]  She's like, I think I want you to cheer me out of this bad mood.
[01:45:14]  I go, all right.
[01:45:15]  I bet you I could get you out of that bath without even talking, without even touching you.
[01:45:20]  And she goes, what do you bet?
[01:45:22]  I go, I bet you I won't even touch you.
[01:45:24]  I could get you out of that bath.
[01:45:26]  She goes, well, what are you going to?
[01:45:27]  What is the bet?
[01:45:27]  I go, whatever you want.
[01:45:29]  She goes, okay, a $100 bet.
[01:45:32]  I go, okay, $100 bet.
[01:45:34]  I pull my dick out and I'm trying to pee into this motherfucker.
[01:45:41]  Into?
[01:45:42]  I'm trying to pee into it.
[01:45:43]  Because if I pee into the bath, she got to get out because nobody wants to be in a bath with my pee in it.
[01:45:47]  That's not a bath anymore.
[01:45:48]  Boom.
[01:45:48]  That's the opposite of a bath.
[01:45:49]  Boom.
[01:45:50]  100 extra of my money back in my pocket.
[01:45:52]  I just want 100 of my dollars back out of my pocket.
[01:45:55]  Yeah, for real.
[01:45:56]  That's the best way to get your wife out the bath.
[01:45:58]  Pull your dick out, try to pee in the bath.
[01:46:00]  Did it cheer her up?
[01:46:01]  Yeah, she's laughing, but she's also like, I'm going to get a yeast infection.
[01:46:03]  Don't pee in the fucking bath.
[01:46:05]  Now I didn't get AP out, but I did that shit and I would recommend you guys do it.
[01:46:08]  Now, back to your pee, kink.
[01:46:10]  Go.
[01:46:10]  This is what goes in white houses.
[01:46:13]  That's 100%.
[01:46:14]  I need to get my wife out that bath.
[01:46:16]  She was in a bad mood.
[01:46:17]  Now you're not.
[01:46:17]  Yeah.
[01:46:18]  But you were just going to turn the cold up.
[01:46:20]  That would have been another option.
[01:46:21]  That would have been way meaner.
[01:46:22]  That would have been way meaner.
[01:46:23]  You got to turn the hot up.
[01:46:24]  Yeah.
[01:46:25]  That was option too.
[01:46:26]  Would you rather take a cold shower or get a little pee in the bath?
[01:46:30]  Cold shower.
[01:46:32]  Come on.
[01:46:33]  Anyway, go.
[01:46:33]  Tell your pee kink.
[01:46:34]  Six months in the relationship, you bring it up to you.
[01:46:36]  I have a pee kink.
[01:46:36]  Do you think it's easier to convince her that you is it easier to convince her that you want to pee on her and let her pee on you in the shower, neck down?
[01:46:45]  Or is it easier to get her to piss on you?
[01:46:48]  What?
[01:46:49]  Is it easier to convince a girl to get peed on or to pee on you?
[01:46:57]  It's hard for them to pee on us just functionally.
[01:47:01]  Yeah, that is just a hard.
[01:47:02]  It's a hard.
[01:47:03]  Why are you looking like that?
[01:47:04]  How do you know that?
[01:47:05]  What do you mean how I know that?
[01:47:07]  Are you vaxxed?
[01:47:10]  How does a girl pee on you?
[01:47:11]  You know how her vagina is by her asshole.
[01:47:13]  It's like a recessed light.
[01:47:15]  I mean, you lady.
[01:47:15]  You pee down their legs.
[01:47:17]  It's a mess what they got.
[01:47:18]  Oh, yeah.
[01:47:19]  I never get girls to squirt.
[01:47:20]  That's the idea, boy.
[01:47:22]  Even when they're squirting, they're on top of you.
[01:47:25]  What I'm trying to say is it's peeing on you.
[01:47:27]  Oh, but now you're going to sit in a cold bathtub and get peed on.
[01:47:30]  It's not, this is not sexy at all.
[01:47:32]  You're in a warm shower.
[01:47:33]  You're going to pee on this girl.
[01:47:35]  She's going to pee on you.
[01:47:36]  What is easier to convince her?
[01:47:37]  The only way that she can pee on you in the warm shower is she has to like go doggy style on your thigh.
[01:47:42]  Or you have to, you know what I mean?
[01:47:43]  She has to like bend over and then you have to put your thigh like in between her legs.
[01:47:47]  Put that into your calculation.
[01:47:48]  I'll answer.
[01:47:50]  Or you pee on her, just pee on her leg or something like that.
[01:47:53]  Anywhere, just neck down.
[01:47:55]  I think they're honestly equal.
[01:47:57]  Now you say, which one's harder to convince them?
[01:47:59]  I think it's equal.
[01:48:01]  Okay.
[01:48:01]  Al I think it would be harder to convince her to let me pee on her.
[01:48:08]  Dove.
[01:48:11]  You think it's easier to convince a girl to pee to get peed on or pee on you?
[01:48:15]  It's your kink.
[01:48:16]  You're in the shower.
[01:48:16]  Simple.
[01:48:17]  Simple.
[01:48:17]  What?
[01:48:18]  It's easier to convince her to let you pee on them.
[01:48:21]  Thank you, dude.
[01:48:22]  Yeah, just pee on her feet while they're already wet.
[01:48:24]  It's funny.
[01:48:25]  No, but that's not sexual.
[01:48:26]  If it's a kink, it has to be like neck down.
[01:48:28]  There has to be like other body parts involved.
[01:48:29]  Yeah, but if I'm peeing on you, I can't jerk off while I'm peeing on you.
[01:48:32]  That's crazy.
[01:48:32]  That's not how it works.
[01:48:34]  I think you're going to be a little bit more.
[01:48:34]  You're so used to getting peeing on a girl if you can't jerk off.
[01:48:37]  I don't know how a pink kink works.
[01:48:39]  I got to lock it into my memory after I pee on kinks.
[01:48:41]  It doesn't work exactly.
[01:48:42]  But I do think it's easier to convince a girl to get peed on, dude.
[01:48:45]  Guys, but it's to ejaculate.
[01:48:47]  No, is it not to ejaculate?
[01:48:48]  No, no, no, no, it's just pee for pee's sake.
[01:48:51]  So then that's not a sexual kink at all.
[01:48:53]  That's how kinks work.
[01:48:54]  I think.
[01:48:54]  No, that's like an exercise.
[01:48:56]  Exercise and what?
[01:48:57]  I don't know.
[01:48:58]  It's just exercise.
[01:48:59]  They've never seen the R. Kelly video.
[01:49:00]  They never see Compy Come.
[01:49:02]  Compy Come.
[01:49:02]  You have to do Cumpy Come.
[01:49:03]  Oh, is that what he's doing?
[01:49:03]  Yeah, come, pee, come.
[01:49:05]  I've never seen that.
[01:49:06]  No, I've never seen it.
[01:49:07]  Even though I never seen it because he was with a younger girl in the kitchen.
[01:49:09]  But I heard it was crazy.
[01:49:11]  Compy come.
[01:49:12]  You saw you watched the teacher.
[01:49:15]  You watched the tape?
[01:49:16]  You guys both watched the tapes?
[01:49:18]  What a full circle moment.
[01:49:20]  Can we just acknowledge it?
[01:49:21]  Suck all my dicks.
[01:49:22]  Suck all my dicks.
[01:49:24]  You guys are fucking creeps.
[01:49:25]  You actually watched the tapes.
[01:49:26]  It was a chess.
[01:49:28]  You're disgusting.
[01:49:30]  I cannot believe this.
[01:49:31]  Wow.
[01:49:31]  This is a beautiful moment.
[01:49:33]  You fucking record.
[01:49:36]  You're going to watch some young girl get fucking pissed on by one of the greatest musicians of all time.
[01:49:40]  I just heard.
[01:49:41]  I Wikipedia like Mark Movies.
[01:49:44]  I read the description of what happened.
[01:49:46]  I mean, Charlemagne told me on the pod, that's how I know comfy come.
[01:49:50]  Charlie, it's in the title.
[01:49:52]  Compicum.
[01:49:53]  Come become?
[01:49:54]  Remember, it wasn't come become in every episode?
[01:49:59]  I don't know about what that is.
[01:50:00]  Come become.
[01:50:01]  What does this mean?
[01:50:02]  This is brilliant idiots.
[01:50:04]  Yeah, but he ain't see it.
[01:50:05]  I ain't putting it on him.
[01:50:06]  See it.
[01:50:07]  Someone told him.
[01:50:09]  Someone told him.
[01:50:09]  This guy's a snitcher.
[01:50:10]  Let me get a new snitch.
[01:50:12]  If I know about it, he knows it'll put in a song.
[01:50:15]  You want the world to know.
[01:50:16]  Come, pee, come.
[01:50:18]  You're going to sing it immediately.
[01:50:20]  Come, pee.
[01:50:22]  Come.
[01:50:24]  Yo, yo, you're comfy.
[01:50:30]  This guy's a comfy cum guy.
[01:50:33]  You're honestly, you're pathetic.
[01:50:36]  You're pathetic.
[01:50:37]  The way that you talk about children getting urinated on by musical geniuses.
[01:50:41]  You're a fool.
[01:50:42]  Absolutely disgusting.
[01:50:42]  You're a fool.
[01:50:43]  Yeah, maybe I'm a fool.
[01:50:45]  Fool me once.
[01:50:46]  Shame on me.
[01:50:47]  Yeah, fool me twice.
[01:50:48]  Fool me twice.
[01:50:49]  Pee on me.
[01:50:50]  Maybe I like cocked.
[01:50:52]  You know what I mean?
[01:50:54]  Maybe I do.
[01:50:55]  If you fool me twice, maybe I do.
[01:50:58]  That's an old college thing.
[01:50:59]  You got to cut it out.
[01:51:01]  Y'all got to cut it out.
[01:51:02]  You got to cut it out.
[01:51:03]  That's an old college thing.
[01:51:05]  Y'all want.
[01:51:05]  I got it.
[01:51:06]  I think most people would rather just pee on someone than get peed on in general.
[01:51:11]  We called a bunch of girls last night.
[01:51:13]  What was the record?
[01:51:14]  What was the record?
[01:51:15]  One of your calls was bad.
[01:51:17]  One of your calls was real.
[01:51:18]  Why is it bad?
[01:51:19]  Because it was your sister.
[01:51:20]  Yeah.
[01:51:21]  With all due respect.
[01:51:22]  No, with all due respect, did you ask your sister?
[01:51:24]  Of course I did.
[01:51:25]  Come on.
[01:51:26]  Come on, son.
[01:51:27]  I'm joking.
[01:51:28]  I didn't call my sister.
[01:51:29]  I already know the answer to that.
[01:51:30]  All right.
[01:51:33]  Son.
[01:51:34]  Oh, wow.
[01:51:36]  You started this.
[01:51:37]  This guy is crazy.
[01:51:39]  This guy is crazy.
[01:51:41]  Did he really call his sister and ask if she wanted to get shit on him?
[01:51:45]  Who said that?
[01:51:46]  You didn't say what?
[01:51:47]  You just said it.
[01:51:47]  So, with all due respect, with all due respect, did you call your sister and ask her if she wants to get dumped on from an Afghan warlord?
[01:51:55]  Is that what you asked her?
[01:51:56]  You almost got it.
[01:52:00]  With all due respect.
[01:52:02]  I'm not calling my sister if I had one and ask her if some guy in a turban's going to take a fucking dump on her head.
[01:52:09]  What am I talking about?
[01:52:10]  It's like, I've been to DuBot.
[01:52:11]  No, son.
[01:52:12]  I'm just not going to do that with all due respect.
[01:52:15]  That's my family.
[01:52:17]  I don't even want to know that information about my family.
[01:52:19]  No, I didn't ask.
[01:52:21]  I didn't ask.
[01:52:23]  I asked some other random people I know.
[01:52:24]  Have some more respect.
[01:52:26]  So you're saying that these slutty cunts that you guys called yesterday, with all due respect, just want to get urinated on, or they want to pee all over guys?
[01:52:34]  Pee all over, guys.
[01:52:35]  Yeah, probably some fucking fat lesbians that were out protesting the tunnel system all day, and then they got home and they wanted to take a nice pee on a week bay.
[01:52:43]  Pee fire.
[01:52:45]  That's what they were singing, dude.
[01:52:46]  No, they weren't, Mark.
[01:52:47]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:52:48]  Fuck you.
[01:52:49]  It's really irritating, man.
[01:52:51]  And you're fucking going along with it.
[01:52:53]  Yeah.
[01:52:53]  Did you call, with all due respect, ask any of your family members, Miles?
[01:52:57]  No, I did not call any of my family members.
[01:52:58]  So you someone who's not going to ask his sisters if they want to get fucking peed on.
[01:53:02]  Who's that?
[01:53:03]  Dub my man, with all due respect, is not going to call either one of his sisters and ask if they want to get drenched in urine.
[01:53:08]  But you had to get in the lap dance box.
[01:53:14]  With all due respect.
[01:53:17]  Southern feels respectful, but with all due respect, I agree.
[01:53:20]  I do agree.
[01:53:21]  That was his cousin with all due respect.
[01:53:25]  When his cousin was reverse cowgirling him out of the bar, that was his cousin with all due respect.
[01:53:32]  When she was literally adjusting, she was adjusting on his groin with all due respect, like that.
[01:53:38]  No.
[01:53:39]  She's like, eight.
[01:53:40]  Stop it.
[01:53:43]  Right a cowboy.
[01:53:44]  No, she was using both hands.
[01:53:46]  That wasn't one hand.
[01:53:48]  She's disqualified.
[01:53:49]  She would be disqualified from the bull rider.
[01:53:51]  With all due respect.
[01:53:56]  can I ask a question?
[01:53:56]  Yes.
[01:53:57]  Jim Harbaugh, did you see last night?
[01:53:58]  Oh, shut up.
[01:53:59]  Oh, brother.
[01:54:00]  Shut up.
[01:54:01]  It needs this guy's stick.
[01:54:03]  Shut up.
[01:54:03]  Did you see the kiss?
[01:54:05]  You shut up.
[01:54:05]  Did you see the kiss?
[01:54:06]  What you're doing right now is so disrespectful to your family.
[01:54:09]  It's disrespectful to your cousin.
[01:54:10]  It's disrespectful.
[01:54:11]  And Baroque is everywhere.
[01:54:14]  No, it's not on this topic.
[01:54:15]  What was hot was you made your cousin put on the little bell waistband so when she was rocking you, we heard that little jingle jingle.
[01:54:21]  I thought Rudolph was showing up.
[01:54:23]  Yeah.
[01:54:24]  That shit was off.
[01:54:25]  Dude, she did do a little belly dance.
[01:54:27]  Did she not?
[01:54:29]  She moved like she did do a little belly dance.
[01:54:32]  Doves, love handles, jiggling.
[01:54:35]  She's sucked.
[01:54:38]  She was fired.
[01:54:39]  It was fire.
[01:54:41]  With all due respect.
[01:54:42]  With all due respect, we got to call her.
[01:54:44]  With all due respect.
[01:54:45]  Andy's going to train her.
[01:54:47]  Okay, with all due respect, with all due respect, you have two sisters that are absolutely brilliant, beautiful, and beautiful, and successful.
[01:54:53]  We do.
[01:54:54]  With all due respect.
[01:54:57]  All we're asking is with all due respect.
[01:54:59]  I'm stalling until he gets to that one.
[01:55:02]  What I'm asking is with all due respect, if you had to pee on them to save their lives.
[01:55:08]  With all due respect.
[01:55:09]  With all due respect, ceasefire.
[01:55:11]  You win.
[01:55:12]  You guys switch.
[01:55:14]  You had to pee on them to save their lives.
[01:55:16]  Would they want you to pee on them or would they say, just let us die?
[01:55:20]  Yeah.
[01:55:20]  Like if they have a shark bite and you have to pee on them.
[01:55:22]  You have to pee on them.
[01:55:23]  It's easy, Dove.
[01:55:23]  They're captured by Hamas and Hamas is like, there's only one way to get them back.
[01:55:26]  God damn it.
[01:55:31]  Why is that?
[01:55:32]  Why are you laughing at that very realistic scenario?
[01:55:36]  Is there any due respect for this player?
[01:55:38]  Yeah, I said with all due respect.
[01:55:40]  With no respect for Hamas.
[01:55:41]  You go back to the sharks, not Hamas.
[01:55:43]  I'm just saying, would you?
[01:55:44]  I'm letting the sharks eat them.
[01:55:46]  Yo.
[01:55:46]  Eat Hamas?
[01:55:47]  That too.
[01:55:49]  But can we say with all due respect or what?
[01:55:52]  You're like, sorry.
[01:55:53]  What about you?
[01:55:54]  Mr. Question Asker.
[01:55:55]  Would I do it for my mom or cousins?
[01:55:56]  Yeah, your mother.
[01:55:58]  With all due respect.
[01:55:59]  With all due respect, to save my mother's life, would I pee on her?
[01:56:02]  Or get peed on?
[01:56:02]  I've peed inside my mom for nine months in utero.
[01:56:05]  Oh, that's a good point.
[01:56:06]  I've been peeing inside my mom.
[01:56:08]  I peed on my mom.
[01:56:09]  I peed in my dad's eye once.
[01:56:10]  I peed all over my parents.
[01:56:12]  Peeing on my parents is nothing.
[01:56:13]  It's the easiest thing they've ever experienced.
[01:56:15]  They miss it.
[01:56:16]  They probably miss it.
[01:56:18]  They'd probably be getting peed on it and they'd be like, oh, this good old day.
[01:56:23]  I've already left it with my child.
[01:56:25]  He was this big.
[01:56:26]  This big.
[01:56:27]  So peeing on them is nothing.
[01:56:29]  Nothing.
[01:56:31]  I had top bunk when my brother and I were little kids.
[01:56:35]  I sometimes would pee to bed.
[01:56:36]  Let it soak down.
[01:56:37]  Soak down, trip drop, alarm clock.
[01:56:41]  Time to wake up, bridge.
[01:56:42]  Chinese water told you.
[01:56:43]  Chinese water told you in the motherfucking forehead.
[01:56:46]  It's nothing to me.
[01:56:47]  I'm willing to save my family.
[01:56:48]  Sounds like y'all are hesitating.
[01:56:49]  Stalagmites under the bunker?
[01:56:51]  This fucking calcium buildup?
[01:56:53]  Yup.
[01:56:54]  Bro, that's insane.
[01:56:55]  What you looking up?
[01:56:56]  If you're peeing, you can't have the top bunk, dude.
[01:56:59]  That's a flag.
[01:57:00]  I mean, he was younger than me.
[01:57:00]  He's probably peeing too.
[01:57:02]  Yeah, but you're on top of him.
[01:57:04]  Whatever.
[01:57:05]  That's great.
[01:57:06]  Casualties of a dice game, bro.
[01:57:07]  He's casualties of a dice game.
[01:57:09]  What I'm saying is I'm willing to do whatever it takes to save my family.
[01:57:12]  It seems like you're not.
[01:57:13]  I would.
[01:57:13]  You pee on your sister's head?
[01:57:15]  Oh, spray crazy with all due respect.
[01:57:19]  I agree.
[01:57:19]  He's saying you piss on your sister's head with all due respect.
[01:57:23]  My nephew right there.
[01:57:26]  I'll knock him down with the string.
[01:57:28]  Like the carnival game?

=== Peeing On Your Family (06:16) ===

[01:57:32]  Oh, my God.
[01:57:34]  With all due respect.
[01:57:35]  With all due respect.
[01:57:36]  I was going to get miles of this bitch.
[01:57:40]  I agree.
[01:57:41]  I actually, I'm with Alex.
[01:57:42]  No, no, no.
[01:57:42]  You wouldn't, Mark.
[01:57:43]  I would pee on Adam.
[01:57:44]  This is his family.
[01:57:45]  100%.
[01:57:45]  With all due respect.
[01:57:46]  With all due respect to save their lives.
[01:57:48]  I would do that for you.
[01:57:49]  You're peeing on your family to save their lives.
[01:57:50]  Save them.
[01:57:51]  I'd pee on Mark.
[01:57:52]  What if they're on family?
[01:57:53]  Whoa!
[01:57:55]  Whoa, dude.
[01:57:56]  With all due respect.
[01:57:57]  Whoa.
[01:57:58]  I'm here to say the family.
[01:57:59]  He's like, nah, just happen to your father.
[01:58:04]  What if they're on fire?
[01:58:05]  But not including the ones you've already peed on.
[01:58:07]  Are you trying to do it?
[01:58:08]  Oh, I'm trying to get a lot of people.
[01:58:09]  I'm trying to get on the whole family.
[01:58:10]  I'm trying to collect them all.
[01:58:12]  With all due respect, you can't.
[01:58:14]  Nah, you can't pee on.
[01:58:15]  Y'all can't pee on my dad, bro.
[01:58:18]  With all due respect.
[01:58:20]  With all due respect.
[01:58:21]  And I'm not peeing on y'all's dads.
[01:58:23]  Thank you.
[01:58:24]  To save his life.
[01:58:25]  You'll have to find him first.
[01:58:29]  Good luck.
[01:58:33]  Mark, you better give us something new to talk about right now.
[01:58:36]  Mark, Michigan.
[01:58:38]  All right, what happened with Michigan?
[01:58:39]  Jim Harbaugh.
[01:58:40]  Jim Harbaugh.
[01:58:41]  No, what did Jim Harbaugh do?
[01:58:43]  He was on Michigan.
[01:58:44]  Yeah, what the fuck is this?
[01:58:46]  He kissed his mom right on the mouth.
[01:58:48]  What's wrong with that?
[01:58:49]  That's white people's shit.
[01:58:50]  I hit my mom with a lip kiss the other day.
[01:58:52]  My wife asked about it.
[01:58:53]  Son, all right, we done.
[01:58:55]  My wife was like, Yo, did you kiss your mom?
[01:58:57]  No, no, my brother was like, Yo, did you just kiss mom on the lips?
[01:59:00]  I was like, Yo, she went for it, bro.
[01:59:02]  I didn't know, I didn't want to curb her.
[01:59:03]  Come on, show the pucker.
[01:59:05]  She like this.
[01:59:08]  Why is that gross?
[01:59:09]  Was it a head turning that she caught you?
[01:59:11]  I think she went in straight.
[01:59:13]  I went in, you know what I mean?
[01:59:14]  I thought she wanted it.
[01:59:15]  I was like, All right, whatever.
[01:59:16]  I'm gonna give it to her.
[01:59:17]  And then, uh, and then, and she watches the pod, so you know exactly what I'm talking about, mom.
[01:59:20]  And then my brother saw and he was like, Yo, yo, could you just kiss mom on the mouth?
[01:59:25]  And I was like, Yeah, I think, I think, son, come on, son.
[01:59:30]  What is that crazy?
[01:59:31]  That's a little weird.
[01:59:32]  Why is that crazy?
[01:59:33]  How different is this to this?
[01:59:34]  Like, why is this more important?
[01:59:36]  Why is this texture right here that much different than this?
[01:59:42]  That's that argument.
[01:59:44]  That's a pretty good argument.
[01:59:46]  Objection.
[01:59:48]  What about people who got cleft lips and they got to take a piece of their cheek to make it a full lip?
[01:59:52]  Are you kissing them on the cheek every time?
[01:59:54]  She's making solid points here.
[01:59:56]  I like this.
[01:59:56]  I'm just saying.
[01:59:57]  Interesting point.
[01:59:59]  What if you're dating a girl?
[02:00:00]  She kisses her dad on the lips.
[02:00:06]  Is that wild?
[02:00:07]  It's not wild, but it's wild for her dad because you know she'd be swallowed up.
[02:00:11]  Oh, whoa.
[02:00:12]  You can't talk about sucking off right now.
[02:00:14]  I'm saying hypothetically, it's dating.
[02:00:15]  So those things happen.
[02:00:17]  Okay.
[02:00:17]  Respect.
[02:00:18]  I mean, all right, let's go.
[02:00:19]  Come on, Jim Harbaugh.
[02:00:20]  They tried to get him out of the game.
[02:00:22]  Having a moment with me.
[02:00:23]  This is a beautiful moment.
[02:00:24]  Let me see.
[02:00:25]  Let me go.
[02:00:25]  Come on.
[02:00:26]  Give me one more time.
[02:00:28]  Cease fire now.
[02:00:31]  You gotta run this back.
[02:00:32]  Cease.
[02:00:36]  No, no, no.
[02:00:36]  Right here.
[02:00:36]  We got it.
[02:00:38]  Why you speed it up at that moment?
[02:00:39]  I'm not speeding it up.
[02:00:40]  It's the internet that my father's hating on us.
[02:00:43]  Landlord's hating.
[02:00:44]  You fucking suck at this.
[02:00:45]  Come on.
[02:00:46]  Mark's like, she's too old.
[02:00:48]  Yeah, Mark's not into it.
[02:00:49]  She was a nice young girl.
[02:00:51]  I'm not Bill Clinton.
[02:00:52]  Watch.
[02:00:53]  Oh, that was a good one.
[02:00:56]  It's not crazy.
[02:00:57]  It's just a peck.
[02:00:58]  It's a quick peck, but she is hanging on his neck, which is a little interesting.
[02:01:01]  Yo, y'all are really.
[02:01:03]  Y'all disgust me.
[02:01:04]  You disgust me.
[02:01:05]  You're disgusting.
[02:01:06]  Y'all disgust me, man.
[02:01:08]  It's just a little weird.
[02:01:10]  Like, even as a kid, I don't think I would do that.
[02:01:13]  Like, when Tom Brady's kissing his kid, I'm just a little bit like.
[02:01:16]  Wait, You're definitely going to kiss your kid on the lips.
[02:01:19]  I don't think so, bro.
[02:01:20]  What?
[02:01:21]  No.
[02:01:21]  I never did that with my parents.
[02:01:22]  Baby.
[02:01:22]  I never did that with my parents.
[02:01:25]  That's the problem.
[02:01:25]  Exactly.
[02:01:26]  I remember my dad would kiss me on the cheek and it was all rough because his beard.
[02:01:28]  He had a 12 o'clock shot, but never on the lips.
[02:01:30]  It was always here.
[02:01:31]  Nah, bro.
[02:01:32]  You kiss your parents on the mouth when you're young.
[02:01:34]  We know you were doing it.
[02:01:35]  Probably sucking their ticks.
[02:01:40]  Family, right?
[02:01:41]  If we kiss it on the mouth, you know what they're doing.
[02:01:43]  Yeah, doing a little drug test.
[02:01:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:01:45]  Yo, whoa, bro.
[02:01:47]  You always take it too fast.
[02:01:48]  I went too far.
[02:01:49]  You really took that way too far.
[02:01:51]  Lose respect.
[02:01:51]  Nah, expose his family, I guess.
[02:01:53]  Whoa, no, don't.
[02:01:53]  Don't you say what's going on?
[02:01:54]  Don't release the tapes.
[02:01:56]  Don't release the tapes, dude.
[02:01:57]  Stairs, baby.
[02:01:57]  Don't know.
[02:01:58]  Yeah.
[02:01:59]  What did you see what's going on?
[02:02:00]  Was it a ritual?
[02:02:01]  It was a principle ritual.
[02:02:02]  The bloodline.
[02:02:03]  But there was a black cat in the corner, so there were weird things going on.
[02:02:06]  Oh, were y'all fleshlighting the cat?
[02:02:11]  Yo, please tell me y'all wasn't fleshlighting the cat as a family.
[02:02:15]  Sometimes you got to fleshlight the cat as a family.
[02:02:17]  I understand that, but please tell me y'all weren't doing that.
[02:02:19]  No.
[02:02:20]  No.
[02:02:20]  Witcher hour or whatever that shit is called.
[02:02:23]  What?
[02:02:23]  What is it called when the cats go crazy at a certain time at night?
[02:02:26]  A witching hour?
[02:02:28]  Witching hour.
[02:02:28]  There we go.
[02:02:29]  Yeah.
[02:02:30]  Yeah, I don't know about that.
[02:02:31]  Oh, you really do be fucking that cat.
[02:02:33]  No, what are you talking about?
[02:02:34]  Why is he trying to help him out?
[02:02:36]  What the fuck you talking about?
[02:02:37]  I was trying to help him out.
[02:02:39]  I know a witching hour.
[02:02:40]  No, we on that ass.
[02:02:41]  Coffee.
[02:02:41]  No.
[02:02:42]  Coffee, we got it.
[02:02:43]  No.
[02:02:43]  Yep.
[02:02:44]  I don't have sex with my cat.
[02:02:45]  That's nah, bro.
[02:02:46]  We're on it.
[02:02:47]  That cat.
[02:02:48]  It's also not my cat.
[02:02:50]  Oh, it makes it good.
[02:02:52]  Oh, this guy disgusts me.
[02:02:53]  I don't have sex with a cat.
[02:02:54]  I'm doing the Woody Allen.
[02:02:56]  Technically, I didn't adopt her.
[02:02:58]  My wife adopted her.
[02:03:00]  It's not my daughter.
[02:03:01]  Mine was my wife's daughter.
[02:03:02]  So then I just married a girl.
[02:03:04]  Exactly.
[02:03:04]  We're not going to let you do this.
[02:03:06]  Exactly.
[02:03:07]  All right.
[02:03:08]  That's beautiful.
[02:03:09]  We all really hate him for a beautiful moment.
[02:03:11]  And it's a beautiful moment.
[02:03:11]  It's so cute.
[02:03:12]  Objectively, a beautiful moment.
[02:03:13]  It's all disrespectful.
[02:03:14]  Dub, shut up because you're too close with family, so you don't understand.
[02:03:17]  But you're from a mouth-kissing family.
[02:03:19]  That just seems a little like killing.
[02:03:21]  Do you kiss on the mouth now?
[02:03:23]  No.
[02:03:23]  At what age do you stop?
[02:03:25]  Bar mitzvah.
[02:03:26]  Now, six, seven?
[02:03:28]  I think you can do it at six, seven.
[02:03:30]  I think that's fine.
[02:03:30]  That's more fun.
[02:03:34]  But I mean, 40.
[02:03:35]  Yeah, that's come on.
[02:03:36]  50.
[02:03:36]  I mean, Brady was like.
[02:03:39]  These whites are weird, right?
[02:03:40]  These whites are weird.
[02:03:41]  28 hours.
[02:03:43]  You really see what I'm talking about.
[02:03:46]  I know you kiss on the mouth.
[02:03:47]  I know that.
[02:03:47]  Fuck out.

=== Black Movies Represent Us (06:32) ===

[02:03:48]  Latin family.
[02:03:48]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:03:49]  Side-side, side-side.
[02:03:51]  You think a five-year-old mom is not kissing right on the fucking mouth with their baby.
[02:03:54]  Remember?
[02:03:55]  She calls you Poppy.
[02:03:56]  That shit is mad weird.
[02:03:56]  Come on.
[02:03:57]  Yo, what's up, Poppy?
[02:03:58]  With all due respect, she's talking sexual.
[02:04:00]  With all due due respect, she's talking sexual.
[02:04:02]  With all due respect.
[02:04:03]  Poppy is wild.
[02:04:04]  Latinos need to account for that.
[02:04:05]  Can we just have an honest conversation?
[02:04:06]  As soon as young and cut that shit out, you're going to call your son Poppy.
[02:04:09]  It's crazy.
[02:04:09]  That's why you already have a Poppy.
[02:04:11]  You're married to him.
[02:04:12]  That's facts.
[02:04:13]  That is crazy with all due respect.
[02:04:14]  Just a little wild.
[02:04:15]  That is.
[02:04:16]  That's all I'm saying.
[02:04:17]  So she definitely kisses on your mouth, probably other places, with all due respect.
[02:04:21]  With all due respect, with all due respect.
[02:04:24]  Where you're going, you're going to need this respect.
[02:04:25]  You're going to need that.
[02:04:26]  With all due respect, then, you know, you're going to need that, dude.
[02:04:29]  All right.
[02:04:29]  What else we got, my boys?
[02:04:30]  I mean, there's one more debate that me and Miles had.
[02:04:32]  All right, go.
[02:04:33]  Yeah.
[02:04:34]  And then we ceasefiring.
[02:04:35]  Then we'll do a ceasefire.
[02:04:36]  Go.
[02:04:36]  I don't remember this one.
[02:04:38]  If a movie is a movie a black movie based off who made it or who consumes it?
[02:04:44]  How do you not remember this?
[02:04:44]  I remember this.
[02:04:45]  Oh, this is actually a great conversation.
[02:04:46]  I don't think that's what is distinguished.
[02:04:49]  What makes something a black movie?
[02:04:52]  Is it the director?
[02:04:53]  Is it the actors?
[02:04:54]  Or is it the people that consume it?
[02:04:55]  Plot.
[02:05:00]  Plot is what makes it black.
[02:05:04]  Some black ass shit.
[02:05:05]  If the movie is about some black ass shit, it's a black movie.
[02:05:08]  There are white movies that are actually black movies.
[02:05:10]  Like this was Mark's first point.
[02:05:13]  Oh, you made this point.
[02:05:14]  Go.
[02:05:14]  Because we were talking about this.
[02:05:15]  So, like, Meg or Anaconda, any of these movies where it's like a big animal is made by white dudes, starring white people.
[02:05:20]  It's a black movie.
[02:05:21]  But it's a black movie.
[02:05:22]  It's not a black black movie.
[02:05:22]  That's cute.
[02:05:23]  Hill Billies go to those shits too, bro.
[02:05:25]  They're black.
[02:05:26]  When we say black, we don't mean the color black.
[02:05:29]  Oh.
[02:05:30]  Yeah.
[02:05:31]  But, okay, here's the question: Is Fast and the Furious a black movie?
[02:05:37]  I would say it's a Spanish movie.
[02:05:39]  I'll give you that.
[02:05:39]  Yeah.
[02:05:39]  It's about families.
[02:05:40]  I'll give you that.
[02:05:41]  Yeah.
[02:05:43]  But like scary movie, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
[02:05:47]  Is it a black movie?
[02:05:48]  Is it?
[02:05:50]  Is this the Marlon Waynes one or the regular one?
[02:05:53]  He was in Oman, wasn't it?
[02:05:54]  Scary movie was the spoof.
[02:05:56]  The spoof.
[02:05:56]  Okay.
[02:05:57]  That's a black movie.
[02:05:58]  That's buzzy.
[02:05:58]  But it's a white cast with a black director.
[02:06:02]  Black director.
[02:06:03]  He drives it.
[02:06:04]  Jordan Peele.
[02:06:06]  His movies are not black movies, but they're starring black people.
[02:06:10]  Yes.
[02:06:10]  For a white audience.
[02:06:11]  No.
[02:06:12]  They're just movies for everybody.
[02:06:14]  Yeah.
[02:06:14]  Okay.
[02:06:15]  They're just movies for everybody.
[02:06:17]  Black movies are movies that are specifically targeted to black people.
[02:06:22]  Now.
[02:06:22]  11 basketball, Friday, all those types of black movies.
[02:06:27]  Ooh, is Friday a black movie?
[02:06:29]  Friday's a black thing, but it was just so great that you guys have to put some respect on it.
[02:06:33]  But it isn't.
[02:06:34]  It came over a little bit.
[02:06:35]  Okay.
[02:06:35]  It's a black movie.
[02:06:36]  Okay.
[02:06:40]  Technically, they're all Jewish movies since we can't.
[02:06:42]  Oh, bro.
[02:06:43]  God, every time.
[02:06:44]  Dead in the tunnel.
[02:06:45]  We're trying to keep him out.
[02:06:46]  And we're trying to keep him.
[02:06:47]  It's our fault.
[02:06:48]  I'm going to start to kick you into a tunnel right now.
[02:06:50]  Yeah.
[02:06:52]  I love black movies.
[02:06:54]  Black Christmas movies.
[02:06:55]  So let's.
[02:06:55]  Yeah, black friends too.
[02:06:56]  Yeah, he has many black friends.
[02:06:58]  Django Unchained.
[02:07:00]  Django Unchained is not a black movie.
[02:07:03]  Because it's not speaking to something culturally black that they're relating to and being expressed through.
[02:07:14]  Right?
[02:07:14]  The Jordan Peel movies, black people can relate to these situations they're put in, but so do white people.
[02:07:20]  It's not something specifically black that's happening to them that they're relating to the characters in that movie.
[02:07:26]  The anacondas and those kind of movies are black movies because the reaction to the events are seen through the eyes of the black dude.
[02:07:33]  They're like, oh my God, that's a big ass snake.
[02:07:36]  You know what I mean?
[02:07:37]  There's going to be a moment.
[02:07:39]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:39]  That's a big ass shark.
[02:07:41]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:41]  That's a big ass shark.
[02:07:42]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:43]  That's a big ass alligator.
[02:07:44]  That is what it is.
[02:07:45]  That's like guaranteed.
[02:07:47]  If there's a line in a movie where the black guy goes, oh, my God, that's a big ass animal that's bigger than it's supposed to be, that's a black movie.
[02:07:53]  I never went to any of these movies.
[02:07:54]  He did.
[02:07:55]  So how we already found it.
[02:07:58]  He raps everybody.
[02:07:58]  No, there's a difference of like, he's in a New York City theater versus anywhere else, pretty much.
[02:08:05]  It's wild.
[02:08:06]  That's true.
[02:08:07]  We smoke in the theater.
[02:08:08]  A lot of talking in that.
[02:08:10]  I don't know if you did that in LA, but we would smoke in the theater back in the day.
[02:08:13]  The conversation would happen.
[02:08:15]  That would be part of it.
[02:08:16]  And if someone would try to shush the people talking, they were confused.
[02:08:20]  We're like, yeah, we're like, what are you talking about?
[02:08:22]  Shush.
[02:08:23]  We're here for the movie.
[02:08:24]  This is what we're doing.
[02:08:25]  Like, Magic Johnson movie theaters were popping because people would get into it.
[02:08:30]  That is true.
[02:08:30]  Okay.
[02:08:31]  So what makes something a black movie?
[02:08:33]  What is the black movie that's not black?
[02:08:35]  The Jordan Peel one.
[02:08:36]  There's other ones.
[02:08:39]  A black movie that's not necessarily black.
[02:08:41]  It just has black actors.
[02:08:42]  Moonlight?
[02:08:45]  No.
[02:08:45]  Just a gay love story.
[02:08:47]  More white than it is black.
[02:08:49]  That's the interesting point.
[02:08:50]  Black movie that's not necessarily black, but has black actors.
[02:08:53]  Let's go Denzel Washington movies.
[02:08:58]  They're not black movies.
[02:08:59]  They're just movies.
[02:09:01]  But they might have more black actors in them.
[02:09:05]  But it's just movie.
[02:09:07]  So what makes it black movie?
[02:09:09]  Has to be culturally representative or relatable in some way.
[02:09:13]  And it's not trying to cross over.
[02:09:15]  It's not trying to speak to everybody.
[02:09:16]  It's trying to go, hey, these are the people that we want to relate to this movie.
[02:09:20]  Anybody else wants to look?
[02:09:22]  Boom.
[02:09:22]  Tyler Perry.
[02:09:23]  He's not trying to speak to anybody, just speaking to us.
[02:09:27]  Other people can like it and they can love it.
[02:09:30]  But it's not the attempt.
[02:09:32]  Black Panther?
[02:09:34]  Not Black movie.
[02:09:35]  Not Black.
[02:09:36]  That's actually the greatest example.
[02:09:38]  Black Panther is not a black movie.
[02:09:41]  That's a hot take.
[02:09:42]  It's more African than it is Black Deadass.
[02:09:44]  True.
[02:09:45]  That's a good point.
[02:09:46]  True.
[02:09:47]  That's a good point.
[02:09:48]  I mean, like all the slave movies, 12 Years of Slaves, white movies.
[02:09:51]  Those are white movies.
[02:09:51]  Those are white movies.
[02:09:52]  Very slave movie is a white movie.
[02:09:54]  Interesting.
[02:09:55]  Morris Chestnut movies.
[02:09:58]  Oftentimes they have similar actors playing for sure.
[02:10:01]  Yeah.
[02:10:03]  I think we learned a lot.
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