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A Solution for Israel-Palestine00:14:40
What's up everybody?
Happy new year.
Welcome to Flagrant.
And I've thought of a solution for the Israel-Palestine situation.
Oh, fire.
Finally.
I figured it out.
Finally, dude.
I've been doing a lot of research and I've been studying it and I've figured it out.
You know what?
I believe in your weeks of research, you figured out a 200-year-old conflict.
Honestly, you would think it'd be very difficult, but it's actually not.
Okay, hit it.
Hit it.
We have to make Christians in charge of the area.
Oh, yeah.
This is your right.
Yeah.
Have I told you this already?
No, but I saw you.
I see you trending in this direction.
Wait, what?
What?
I know.
Just the whole Christmas is the greatest and blah, blah, blah.
Go ahead.
Do your job.
I'm so jealous.
It's a goofy paint everybody holiday.
Listen, you don't have a real holiday and it's okay.
Christmas is fantastic.
We'll get to that later.
But you need Christianity.
You need Christianity.
You need Christianity.
You're not Christian.
You should be watching Christianity.
This is what bothers me.
This is why it bothers me.
This is why it bothered me.
You're not Christian.
Did I not celebrate Christmas?
I think I said that.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah, but that'll make you celebrating Christmas.
Whoa, Celebrating the birth.
It's not even his birthday.
It's not our Lord and Savior.
Hold on, hold on.
The birth of our Lord and Savior?
What do you mean it's not our real birthday?
It's not his real birthday.
You know this, history, man.
Of course it's his real birthday.
What do you mean it's not his real birthday?
It's the exact day of his birth.
What was his real birthday?
Nobody knows.
Let me see the birth certificate.
Bro, the birth certification.
Are you a birth certificate?
Yeah, Jesus was born in Christ.
Jesus was born in Kenya.
Jesus was born in Kenya.
I don't know if y'all know that.
No way, bro.
I don't want to break his kids.
Jesus wasn't even Christian, bro.
He was Jewish, dude.
Yeah, dude.
Maybe the Jews should be in charge.
And they are.
That's too much.
Too much.
That's too much.
You can't listen.
Jews and Muslims, they can't be in charge.
They don't know what to do with the responsibility.
It's bad for everybody.
Yeah, we like to run things from the shadows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no.
No, you give them high positions of power.
You give Jews high positions of power.
Listen.
It's the reality.
It's the reality.
Let's start the new year right now.
It's the reality.
It's the reality.
Jews should be in high positions of power.
They're going to do great.
Everything's going to be fine.
Muslims, they can't be in charge.
Can't be in charge.
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
Listen, I know.
I know I'm sounding like the prime minister of India, but...
You haven't seen me disagree.
You know, this has to run.
It's got to be a little bit mixed up.
Can I tell you something?
I'm starting to like where this is going.
I think if you just listen to me, we would have fucking got this.
I apologize.
Okay.
Listen.
Yeah, Christians.
If Christians are in charge, everybody lives great.
Tell me where Jews, Muslims, Indians, everybody is living better than where Christians are in charge.
Aren't Indians arguably living better in the West than they are in India?
Yeah, but that's because you are.
Because that's incredibly important.
Yabba, Yabba, Yabba, do.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just said, yeah, yeah, they're living better in the West.
Of course they're living better.
Because of Jesus, probably.
Y'all need Jesus to be your greatest.
No, it's not true.
Throwing confetti around ain't going to make you great.
Bowing to the Lord.
We bow.
Aren't some of the happiest countries in the Netherlands and aren't they atheists?
I didn't say happy.
No.
I'm just saying.
Although, I didn't say happy.
They're the happiest people.
They're the highest quality of life.
That's because they ain't got no Muslims.
They ain't got no Jews.
I get it.
I got New Guinea.
You know what I'm saying?
It's pure white people up there.
That's the only thing that makes white people upset.
No, but I do think they got some Christianity.
They got the best quality of life.
They're the happiest.
They're not that religious.
They're Christians without the Christianity.
What's that?
That's you.
You nice to their neighbors and shit.
You know what I mean?
Such a fucking thing.
Can you just put some respect?
Can you just put some respect on the fact that with Christianity, everybody lives better?
No, it's not true.
Why y'all flocking to Jesus then?
Who's flocking to Jesus?
Y'all, Indians, every single day.
What are you even talking about?
You come into America.
You're coming to London.
You, you went to London.
You love it so much.
Kissed the cross.
Sucked his dick, probably too.
You fucking mud eating.
Man, I had them already.
He went crazy.
I had to toss down.
I had to go crazy.
Yo, you talk about the Lord and saves.
Don't talk about the Lord and saves.
I mean, Jesus is a God.
Yes, y'all.
God, great.
You believe in our God.
You don't believe in your God.
See, I don't believe in my God.
You don't believe in your God.
That's who it's.
I know.
When I see you, I see.
How you know?
I don't see the church.
I don't see how you in church.
Oh, when you in church.
I'm sorry.
When was the last time?
Have you read the Bible?
No.
Exactly.
You don't need to go to church.
No, this is convenient.
I mean, he's kind of right.
He's got her right.
Listen, no offense.
What is kind of?
Explain how he's kind of right.
I'm talking about actual, I'm talking about actual Christianity, not the Catholic shit.
I'm talking about, you know, the Orthodox Christianity.
The real one.
Oh, the OG.
Yeah.
The OGOs.
I'm an Orthodox Christian.
I said I'll tell you like the Greeks.
You know what I mean?
That's what I'm part of.
That's what that's.
The real Christianity.
I celebrate Easter in March or something.
Like, Christmas is Sunday.
Yeah.
They got the real date right.
It's the Julian calendar versus the Celsius.
I celebrate Celsius Christianity.
I say, what?
Celsius, Christianity, centimeters.
Come on, Christianity, all that.
What is it?
Explain it.
It's the real one.
But explain what it says about it.
What is true does not need to be explained.
What is live does not need to breathe.
Come on, Mark.
Shut up, you Catholics.
You know what I mean?
I'm saying the Catholics, they understood branding.
They got that shit right.
It's nice.
They're the what is it?
The Phil Night.
Philharmonics.
Philharmonic.
I don't know.
I thought it was a biblical word.
It's a music word.
Oh, my God.
How dare you talk about anything, my bad?
How dare you tell me I'm not a Christian?
What makes a good Christian?
Going to church and then just cheating and philandering all the time.
Who's a good Christian to you?
Yeah, not philandering.
How many good Christians you know?
One.
You?
Well, no, me and Luther.
That's it.
Two.
I know many.
I grew up in the South.
No, I said good Christians.
Yeah.
You know, a bunch of lying, gambling, fucking meat.
Doing Lent.
Doing usury.
Doing usury.
I know.
I know preachers.
I know actual preachers.
Unlike the one preacher you brought on this podcast.
That's a good question.
I brought a basketball expert.
I ain't bring no preacher.
I bought a basketball expert, bro.
I bought a hooper.
I bought a hooper that knows.
Man, come on, Carl.
I bought a hooper.
I bought a hooper that had great relationships and could tell us great stories about what it's like to be an Adam.
That's how you spread the gospel.
That's how you speak.
You spread the seed.
He's spreading everything.
He spread the seed.
But you know what?
I forgive him because I'm a Christian.
He was converting people, right?
Yeah, he found Islam.
No.
He sure did.
He sure did.
He's from the promised land.
Was she Muslim, the girl?
We got to see if she converted, though.
She converted.
He did what he had to do to get it to happen.
He's off scot-free.
He did what he had to do.
How many people you converted to your soul?
We don't convert.
That's not something we preach.
We don't proselytize.
We don't try to convert.
Whatever you believe is beautiful.
So Al is with us.
Al knows what time it is, yo.
That's just what we're doing.
Al know what time it is.
Yeah, we don't do that either.
We don't got to go around knocking on the children.
Y'all don't do that.
What is we?
What are you?
He's Hindu.
You're a Christian.
No.
He's Puerto Rican.
I could be swayed.
Free agent.
He's a free agent, but he's leaning heavily toward the name one thing about them.
He knows they make reincarnation.
The main thing.
Reincarnation.
What are the main things?
I like the bitch with the arms.
Not a bitch.
You want this fucking heat?
Hurrah.
I mean, hurrah.
Hurrah.
With all duration.
You saw how he talked about your girl, right?
You saw how he talked about your girl.
You're not going to do that with Muhammad.
Nah, nah.
Wesky's one of those beastful people.
Yeah, they're more people.
He's going to take advantage of you.
That's what I said.
No, he's coming.
He just made a mistake.
We forgive too, dude.
We don't forgive shit.
If there's anybody I know more spiteful in the world than you, it's me.
Also, he's going to laugh at all your family members' accents and shit.
You really going to want that?
No, that's a fact.
You got to work on that.
I forgive it because I'm a good Hindu, but you got to work on it.
Bro, Christianity is king.
That's it.
Shut up.
Everybody else.
You're lucky you're allowed to talk.
Honestly, all religions outside of Christianity are lucky to talk.
Like two weeks ago, bro.
I'm still Jewish, too.
Christianity is just the remix to ignition.
Yeah.
So you're a Christian?
You do know you read the Torah.
You're a Christian.
Do you know what the Torah is?
Al doesn't read the Old Testament.
Come on.
All five books.
Exactly.
I know it's five books.
Well, it's not five.
But we're all having fun.
Exodus, Genesis, Numbers, Deuteronomy.
Leviticus, Corinthians.
You're already at seven.
I'm already at seven.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Genesis.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Genesis.
Go five.
Go five.
Exodus.
Exodus.
Leviticus.
All right.
All numbers.
Out of order, but that's correct.
Same, same.
We know how it ends.
We know.
We get persecuted.
But we don't know how it ends ends.
You guys don't.
But you will convert.
Remember that in the day of judgment.
Was he right?
He's out of order, but yeah.
Talk to you about order.
I thought we had him.
I thought we had him.
We still did, Hal.
We got it wrong.
He got it wrong.
Shifty, what's the greatest religion of all time?
Christianity.
And should it rule the world?
I agree.
Who ruled the world?
Christians.
Who ruled the world?
Who runs the world?
Come on.
Son, it's crazy how much Al hates black Christians.
It's truly crazy.
That's wild.
He refuses to work with a black Christian.
On the one black Jew.
Al hates black Christian women.
Why do you hate black Christian women so much, bro?
That's crazy.
Very specific.
Al hates black Christian women when black Christian women are some of the most amazing women in the entire world.
The life tour is back on American soil.
Chicago, thank you guys so much for the shows.
That was incredible.
Next up, Boston, we added a third and final show.
We also added more shows.
Arizona, we added another one.
San Francisco, we added a fourth show.
Dallas, we added another show.
Miami, we added another show.
Go right now, deandreschultz.com.
We've added other cities as well.
Go get those.
We're coming to Houston.
We're coming to Nashville.
Coming to Atlanta, coming to Charlotte.
Go.
Go to theandrewschultz.com right now.
Grab those tickets.
I'll see you guys out there.
Thank you guys so much.
Peace.
Also, first of all, thank you to everybody who came out to the UK.
Glasgow, Fire, Manchester, Fire, London, you are.
I hate to admit this as an Indian, but my favorite city on the fucking planet.
2000.
Y'all came out so many days.
He was so fired to see so many fucking up-nuts in the building.
Thank you guys.
Also, I'm back in Europe this week, literally this week.
Oslo, Amsterdam, Eindoven.
I'm going to be there the 6th, 8th, and 9th.
And I'm going to be in D.C. back in America, the 18th through the 20th.
Those shows are currently all sold out.
By the time this drops, hopefully we will have decided if we're adding a show or not.
Check the website at akashing.com.
Also, there's other dates that you should definitely cop tickets for.
Wise Guys Comedy Club in Salt Lake City, January 26th and 27th.
The improv in San Jose, February 2nd and 3rd.
Greensboro, Tempe, Denver, hidden all these cities.
AkashSatan.com.
And finally, I'm looking for a graphic designer.
So if you got some shit that's good, just DM me, hit me on the DM.
I know we tried to set up a link and that didn't work out, but just hit me on the DMs.
We'll look through the message requests.
We'll figure it out.
I don't normally check because there's nothing but sluts in there.
But I'm going to check it out this time.
So if you're interested in that, holler at me.
Thank you guys.
Let's get back to the shit.
It's disgusting what you do.
I don't trust you.
It's disgusting how you disrespect our God.
You got a chance too.
What a beautiful name it is.
Yeah.
What a beautiful name it is.
I celebrated my Christmas.
What a beautiful name it is.
Let's go, Shifty.
Shifty, they don't know about the hill song bangers, Shifty.
It's just us.
You're listening to the song.
Bangers.
Yeah, that's Carl Lentz.
Yo, shut up.
I never lied.
He's good.
The guy's good.
He was bagging.
We need him.
My man was Crips out here, dog.
He was banging.
Carl, this is going to kill me forever.
I'm just trying to spread the gospel, bro.
I'm trying to spread the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
What I'm saying is, the Middle East needs Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, we need it.
Yo, the Middle East got enough Jews occupying it, dog.
They don't need Jesus.
Let them figure it out.
That sounds so political.
We're having fun.
Okay?
The Middle East needs Jesus.
That's what I'm trying to say.
It is Jesus' homeland.
It's Jesus' homeland.
I'm a Christian Zionist, bro, for Jesus.
Bro, I want to send Jesus back there.
Listen, I could be convinced.
Speak on it.
Let's go.
I mean, it seems like kind of what I'm saying.
Who's from there?
Can I clarify one thing?
I don't think that like Christians need to live there, but they do need to look over it.
It's a little messy right now.
It's just like what's happening in Consultant.
It's like what's happening in the rest of the Middle East, right?
Like, remember, they're like, oh, God, there's all this oil, but we don't know what to do.
We're chasing around fucking sheep and shit.
That's my people.
What's the name of the day for these rounds?
Camera people.
Come on, Alex.
Alex, you're so fucking hate black Christian women.
Stop putting out.
It's disgusting what you're doing.
It is so disgusting how biased he is.
What do you mean?
Can you just right now profess your love to Jesus and black Christian women?
I profess my love to black women.
There we go.
You refuse to profess your love to black Christian women?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
All black lives matter.
Whoa, whoa.
All black lives matter.
Whoa, Hold on.
Let's just try that one more time.
Different Manifestations of God00:16:03
Fuck.
Do you?
Somebody ought to get it.
Do you condemn?
Do you condemn Hamas?
Say yes.
Yes.
That's the easy one.
That's the easy one.
Holy shit.
This guy might be retarded.
I thought you set up.
That was an easy one.
Do you condemn?
I'm in the spit cycle, right?
Do you condemn black Christian women?
No.
That was good because I almost caught him.
I almost caught him.
If I gave him one more yes, I think I would have caught him like that.
That's too big of a gap.
Damn it.
You got to get him in the habit of just saying yes.
Next time, help me with that.
Okay.
What about you?
What about you?
Yeah.
What about you?
Do you not condemn people that kill Hamas?
No.
Can someone check if that's good?
No, I don't.
Kill him.
Kill him.
But do you not condemn them?
That's why I don't condemn the people that kill the bad guys.
Okay, good.
Simple as that.
He got it.
What about you?
He was clever.
What about you?
I do not condemn people that don't not kill people that are killing Jews.
You don't even know if that's right to be honest.
I'm not either.
Someone check yourself.
Someone Google that.
You already have some fucked up shit right there.
Someone Google that.
Because you can't trust them.
You can't trust them because they do this with the Latin.
I plurbus, whatever.
And then you don't even know what you're learning.
Good, God-fearing, black and white Christians, and also from the south of India.
What they do.
I hate that I told him.
I hate anytime he knows Indian shit that I told him.
I hate it.
Should tell you there's a slave port in the south of India that they use Christians for.
Damn.
That's fire.
You're a fucking animal, dude.
What?
I'm just saying that there's Christians in the South.
That's the firepoint.
I'm trying to say that.
But you would use them as slaves?
I didn't say how I would use them.
I don't use them.
No, I have no idea what's going on over there.
I'm not going to South India.
Fair.
Who understands what the fuck they're talking about over there?
It is funny to me that black Christians are Baptists, and they're also probably the Christians that can swim the least.
Wow.
I thought Akash's bomb was devastating to the momentum in the pot.
I genuinely did not know if we were going to recover from Akash's bomb.
But somehow, you just went Nagasaki.
That was crazy.
Is that not true, though?
I think that's a bigger atomic bomb.
I think that's true, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, baptized, Baptist.
Yeah, right.
I mean, that is kind of funny to me.
Oh, that's where baptism comes from.
Jesus.
Oh, I thought the black church was like, yo, Baptist.
I didn't know it was from baptism.
I thought I was like, Baptist.
Yeah.
Bap, you a Christian.
Bapt.
They're the water Christians.
They're water Christians.
No.
They're water Christians.
Bap, that's one.
Bap, you hate black Christian women.
The vitriol that comes out of you towards black Christians.
If I converted, though, I'm starting to see why he threw me under the bus.
No, that's a hot light, dude.
It is a hot light.
But you know what?
The hottest light is the light from God that pours into your soul every single day and you reject it.
You'll be six foot if you believe in Jesus.
You don't reject you.
You'll be six foot.
No, no, not accept.
It don't want to be accepted.
It wants to be loved, appreciated, nourished.
God has given you five more inches.
God's giving you five more inches.
You could still be six feet if you believe in God.
I do believe in God.
No, God is one, dude.
He is one.
Yeah.
Jesus.
All God is.
Hey, whatever, whatever you believe is great.
That's great.
We accept it.
I think you want more Indians to heaven.
Is that true?
Yes, I do.
Hell yeah.
I love Indians.
Same.
Even this one.
Really?
I love him so much.
I just want him to be in heaven with me.
And maybe.
That ain't my heaven.
Come on, bro.
What's your heaven?
No.
We run it back.
What is we?
We run it back.
What is we, Al?
I was going to be a purgatory.
You're going to be stuck in that middle shot.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
You're going to have to figure yourself out there.
What do you think you're going to reincarnate as?
Be honest.
Based off of life you live.
Be completely honest.
You may be a six-foot man.
So you think you're going up?
Think so.
I can take the lifts out.
You think he's tall, baby?
Based off your understanding.
As you are now, five, ten, five, nine.
Ten.
Six feet.
You keep coming over.
You keep, you know what I mean, living your life correctly.
You might be six, one, six, two.
There we go.
There we go.
See?
Yeah, I haven't promised me that yet.
I'm not going to promise you anything.
You got to come.
Come on, Nick Saban.
What are you going to give this man?
Recruit this man.
You ready?
Al, my Jesus already gave you a nine and a half inch dick.
That's true.
But he didn't give you no width with it.
You got the ticonoroga.
Stretched out your six-inch dick.
You got the ticonoroga, dude.
Be honest, bro.
Be honest.
What'd you say?
You got the ticonoroga tick, bro.
What is that?
That's the yellow pencil.
Yo.
They also have a black pencil.
Damn.
You always do that.
That's a joke you're making, bro.
No, you racist.
That's better news.
You need to get Alex onto Christianity.
Come on, Shifty.
I need a max win.
I need a max win, Shift.
And Alex being a Christian like the rest of us would be amazing.
I don't think you realize what you're missing, bro.
Why don't you guys go to service?
Shut up, Jew.
Sound very Christian-like.
Okay?
Listen, should we invite them?
Yeah, you're supposed to bring them into the table of our Lord and Savior.
How many times you do?
You're always what?
I don't want your version.
Why do you think church is what makes you a Christian?
It's your relationship with God and your relationship with the book that makes you a Christian.
What's your relationship with you?
How many times you been to Subway or wherever you guys pray?
Where are you guys praying?
Subway's a good one, yeah.
If there were so many Muslims that own Subway, then that might be a very accurate.
How often have you been?
You don't have to go that often at all.
So why are you judging me?
Because that's important for y'all.
It is.
No, it's not.
It's your relationship with the book.
Shifty, will you?
What's your relationship with the book?
Read that shit front to back, back to front.
I read it the Christian way and the Heby way.
One time.
No, we're not going to be able to do it right before.
That was a smart.
Come on, son.
You know what I do?
They go right to left, bro.
That's good.
They go right to left.
Bro, the Hebrew way, it might actually be better because then Jesus comes back.
Hold on, have we been reading the Old Testament wrong?
Maybe.
What if we're reading the Old Testament wrong?
Jews go to Egypt.
God creates the world.
Bang.
Boom.
Judaism.
Guys, fuck.
He is coming.
Mashia is coming.
Mashia is coming.
No, but you were trying to get me on not being Christian, even though, but I think you're projecting the fact that you feel like you're not.
No, I just feel like you're more agnostic than you let on, and this is annoying.
Why is it annoying that I found God?
You have, that is the thing.
I don't think you found God.
Yo, I've found God.
You read the Bible one time.
You probably read the Da Vinci Code more than you read the Bible.
I read the Da Vinci Code more than that.
Matter of fact, you took a trip to go trace the Da Vinci Code.
You haven't gone to see any of the Jesus shit, have you?
I went to literally the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
I touched the anointing stone.
Oh, did you?
When was this?
Do you think I'm lying about this?
I have a picture of it.
Is this a bit?
Like, I'm just so bad.
When was it?
When I went to Jerusalem.
Seven, eight years ago?
How many years ago?
And that didn't impact you until just now?
I've been a Christian this whole time.
The Lord works mysterious ways.
Okay, that's a good one.
That is true.
Yeah.
Christianity is in your soul.
It's not what you guys do.
This is no offense, but this is like the real thing.
This might be the real thing.
We don't have, oh, I believe that I have a wood God.
I have a tree God.
I have a brick God.
There's a God, a million.
Everything's a goddess.
Oh, I'm late for work.
What am I praying to my late for work, God?
One God.
Different manifestations of one God, different avatars of one God.
So now you got one God, Dick Ryder.
We're first.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I thought, wait, you're saying there's only one God?
There's different manifestations of God.
Yo, Shub, you want to come in there and help your boy out?
Shub, hop behind him.
Shook and whisper in his ear so we can answer these questions.
Hit it, Shub.
No, no, no, don't say shit.
Go, go, you tell me.
Different manifestations of one God.
So are there multiple gods or not?
Yeah, but they are all different avatars and manifestations of one God.
God is one.
And God created all Christianity just simplified that whole shit.
Simplified it.
You just jocked our shit.
We were first.
We're OG.
That's for sure.
That's for damn skips.
Zoroaspian, maybe, then us.
So you're saying Christianity is like Kanye's Backstreet Boy remix?
No.
No, because Kanye's backstreet boy remixed.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what you're saying.
No, I'm not saying that.
I was like the original one, but now you got me.
Okay, hold on.
So you're saying the way that it was remixed is a little bit better.
The newer version is a little bit better.
No.
It's like when they remade Star Wars and they didn't need to in the 90s.
That's y'all.
Yeah, but that's a movie that's fake.
Are you saying your God is fake?
I don't understand what that is.
Because my God could never be.
Are you saying your son?
God could never be fake.
Is your God a Kanye song?
I mean, in a lot of ways, it's everything.
Because you be shitting on it.
I'll be honest.
God fucked up with the Kanye drunk.
He did.
He did fuck up with the Kanye joint.
He really did.
If he's responsible for all that, he fucked up for the Kanye drink.
For real.
For real.
Okay.
Yeah.
Or the second Kanye started hating on Jews.
God was like, yo, I'm good on this motherfucker.
I'm going to snatch all of his powers.
Snatched.
Now he can't even make socks.
You know what?
I apologize.
I should let you believe how you believe.
Because that's what a good Hindu would do.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what a good Christian would do.
A good Hindu would chase a Muslim down the street.
That's what a good Hindu would do.
That's a modern Hindu.
That's a modern Hindu.
A good Hindu would chase a Muslim down the street, but you know what a good Christian would do?
Let them live peacefully.
That's what I'm saying.
You let them, let the Jews live peacefully.
Let the Muslims live peacefully.
Let everyone live peacefully.
That's all we've done throughout history.
Don't look into it.
That's all we've done throughout history.
Don't look into it.
That's all we've done is peacefully let every different group and color and creed come together and pray to the one Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I'm going to believe you.
You know why?
Because faith is important.
Faith is important.
And that's what we can agree.
That's what I'm talking about.
Throw the J up.
Sure, whatever.
I'm just saying.
I'm not saying Palestinians listening to Christians trying to occupy Bethlehem.
Just saying it now.
Say it one more time.
What is it?
You guys.
I don't know what Bethlehem is.
So get out.
Mark.
Jesus, where he was born.
Christians are still in there.
Jesus was a Jew.
Yeah.
Give it to the Christians.
Whatever you want.
God, you see how they just come in and then it's just like it makes it annoying.
I just gave it back.
Gave what back?
I mean, it's a struggle.
It's a struggle.
Listen, I think the takeaway here is this.
Christians take control of the region.
Think about how amazing.
Well, look at the Middle East.
Look at the development that's come out of the Middle East.
I mean, look at Abu Dhabi, Dubai.
You look at Christian strongholds.
Christian cities.
Christian strongholds.
Now we laugh at this, right?
Where are all their kids educated?
In the Middle East?
Is that where they go to school or do they send them to a Christian society so they can learn how to not throw a gay guy off a building?
They go educate them in places where they don't throw their gays out of the building.
Then they come back and they go, hey, we got to stop throwing these fucking gays on the building.
It's creating an issue.
We're not going to have investment over here.
They stop it.
All of a sudden, investment floods in.
They know what to do with that oil.
Come out of the ground.
I'm just saying.
Fuck is Christian.
I'm just saying.
Like, how do you not see this?
How, like, are we blind here?
Maybe the best is just mix in.
You know what I mean?
Learn from everybody.
That's Christianity.
That's what Hindus do.
Listen.
You made it a hot line.
We made it a hot song.
It's just what it is.
What a beautiful name it is.
Hidden.
Shifty.
What a beautiful name it is.
The name of Jesus.
Oh, my kids.
Tell me that.
Tell me.
Oh, go on.
Tell me that.
Thank you.
I felt that one.
I felt the Lord through your voice.
Yeah, that was hot.
I felt the Lord through your voice, bro.
And you know what they all did?
That was very smart.
Is he got the black people on board to make music as well?
And now that just really makes things up on that.
I mean, did you see the preacher that did the put swag surf into his sermon for New Year's Eve?
And walk it out.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I need to see that.
Oh, God.
This is, shout out to black people.
Yo, if you just take a racist to go see them, like when swag surf comes on, see a bunch of black people, you're not racist anymore.
It's just the most fun.
Yeah, that word will be fun.
The most fun.
It might be peak black people.
It's fantastic.
Shout out to y'all.
Shout out to black people, man.
Hey, shout out to y'all, bro.
I mean, you don't feel that way about it.
I mean, the internet, you do hate black Christian women, but it is a historical fact.
We can look at it and we can check the record.
But shout out to black people.
Now, shout out to the internet because now countries that don't have black people are starting to get the fun that black people provide.
Oh, that's true.
And they're starting to insert it into their daily lives.
So they get the benefit of black people without having them there.
That sounded crazy.
That sounded crazy.
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
Hey, Timpty, come on.
We got to move off this topic immediately.
Crazy.
Yeah, he's got a little higher.
He's got a little shot.
What the hell is that?
Hold on.
Hold on.
How long would the man have been about?
Hold on.
Without having a man.
Help me.
Help me.
What he was trying to say is even though they don't have black people there, they can see this, and then all their preconceived racist notions are dispelled by being like, oh, look how great black people are.
That's what he's trying to say.
It came out like that.
You need that.
Hold on, because I wasn't saying that at all.
No, that's what you're saying.
I didn't say that.
I was trying to say what today.
Oh, fuck.
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's what we were saying.
I thought what I was saying is they get all the fun that black people provide for culture, but they don't have to have them.
No, I'm out the shot.
Wait, wait, wait.
We're all in one shot, right?
Wait, wait, wait.
We're all in one shot.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on.
What was I saying?
What was I trying?
What I was trying to say.
Come on, bro.
Listen, think about it.
If you're Sweden, or if you're Norway, right?
You're not going to have any good music.
All you got is that stupid song that's playing over the North Sea videos on TikTok.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, voice the colors, right?
And Abbott.
I don't know.
Okay.
They got a different TikTok.
I know.
We got white TikTok.
We got white TikTok.
But my point is.
Sounds fun.
My point is: black people are going to make the most fun shit in the culture.
Yes, this is good.
That permeates through all American culture.
This is a good thing.
The only thing Twitter is still standing.
Black Twitter.
Boom.
Swag surf.
During church.
Kathis ain't doing it, bro.
Not yet.
Okay.
But maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe the Pope pulls it out.
Who knows?
You know what the Pope is a progressive Pope.
If the Pope did it, bro.
You might have to.
Anyway, my point is, and then these other countries that don't have black people now can learn about fun.
This is all good.
Nothing's wrong with them.
They can take the fun.
That's great.
Black Culture Permeates America00:15:22
That last part was like borderline.
We can take the fun.
You edging miles right next.
He's like, yes, get into it.
How did I catch a straight?
You know, because that's what they do, Miles.
Come on, Miles.
Look alive.
Guys, come on, stop.
We have to not be any racial thing at all during the, you know.
Yeah.
Listen.
Starting off the new yeah.
Come on, we gotta stop.
We gotta stop.
But you do get the point that I'm trying to make.
Yeah, we get it.
What is it, even?
You're saying that even though they don't have black people, they still get to see all the entertainment they provide.
And then they get to take that shit.
Yeah.
Can we talk about this big titty gypsy rose?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
Alex, what?
You're talking about a newly free woman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A former woman.
Former child, bro.
Come on.
She was a child.
You're talking about the former child.
Whoa, dude.
This chick used to be a kid.
You can't say that.
She used to be a woman's kid.
She used to be a female kid.
Let me find out now you hate women children.
I do hate women children.
I hate women children.
That's the safe.
That's safe.
Yeah, I do.
That's safe.
You hate it.
Because you can't love women children.
That just sounds like especially the white ones.
Yeah.
There we go.
Especially.
This is unbelievable.
You hate kids.
Opposite of pedophilia.
She's grown now.
She's grown now.
Yeah, you're pedophobic.
You're a pedophobic.
Yes.
That's a way safer thing to be.
You gotta be honest.
Yes, you gotta admit it.
I'm a pedophile.
I'm a pedophile.
You're a pedophobe.
Even sick.
Mark.
What are you gonna do with these kids that you hate?
You notice how you just didn't say that?
I know, right?
But you notice how instead of saying I don't love kids, you just asked him another question.
Yeah, you gotta jump on him, bro.
What are you talking about?
I'm not gonna let him go down this trap.
Counterpunch is called swing, my boy.
Yeah.
So wait a minute.
All right.
So, as a pedophobe.
Yeah, what do you do with these kids?
What does that mean for your world?
Are you a pedophobe?
Do you condemn?
Are you a pedophile?
Do you condemn pedophilia?
You won't answer the question.
That's crazy.
How dare you?
Are you backing your people like that?
You really asked me, Alex.
You're going to kill these little children.
What about Jewish children?
Do you hate them?
Absolutely not.
They're women.
Was that right?
There you go.
So you drew like some.
You got it off you.
You got it off you.
Now you're going back in the web.
Yeah, no, you're right.
No, this gay sheep over here now.
He didn't be put in the back car to fuck that.
Okay.
So I'm in the hot seat.
Can you kill your mom?
Can you kill your mom or no?
Well, she never killed anyone.
Let the record show.
White people.
Yes.
Can you get shit all the time?
She really is female.
She's female MM, bro.
I'm not going to be punished.
Fuck you, bro.
Like that dude.
All the time.
Bro, bro.
There is.
Take away my game.
We're just going back to black people making things fun, but there was a video of a black yoga class.
I'm sorry.
It's amazing.
Okay.
There's two things.
One is the black swim class.
I think I sent it to the group where they coming into the pool and there's a line of them that's like hating them.
And they're like, we are black and we can't swim.
We are black.
You must have said that we can't swim.
Without the black guy.
Did I send it to the only white song?
I think you know what's white song.
Anyway, the yoga one was they're doing couples yoga, but it's just in doggy style the whole time.
And it's just a black person whose face is over the video going, we can't give black people nothing, bro.
Because they got fun, bro.
This is what happens when they're Hindus, bro.
This is what I went to a hip-hop yoga.
That's core fun stuff.
How you relax and get into Zen?
Bro, they was playing trap music, bro.
Yoga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's the thing.
Trap yoga, I think.
Really?
Yeah.
Trap has just become a thing.
You can just throw on some non-black shit.
And it does get more lit.
Trap karaoke, shout out to Mouse Jones.
Way more lit than regular karaoke.
Yeah, that is true.
Yeah, you can just really add anything.
Well, so what I was trying to say is there, trap is like nothing.
Like trap pedophilia.
Yeah, I did that yet.
That's y'all.
That's R. Kelly.
That's R. Kelly.
That's right.
R. Kelly did do that.
He literally, he literally trapped him.
Literally.
He trapped him.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So probably.
Do you condemn?
Better music than better music than church music, though.
You got to think about that.
Do you condemn Diddy?
So Gypsy Rose.
Diddy still got to the bangers, bro.
Yo, come on, bro.
Yeah, crazy.
Come on, Dub.
Stop it.
All right, guys.
Right?
Nah.
Gypsy Rose looked like an Albanian mother or two from the Bronx.
Gypsy Rose, all right.
Top comedy is fire.
What is it?
Maybe out of prison, but she's still serving 24/7.
Okay, so break it down to me.
You can't kill your mom if she's literally what exactly did she do?
She had to take a bunch of drugs.
She had to munch it.
Munchausen by proxy.
So I guess munchhausen is when you think a bunch of shit is wrong with you and you need to be just convinced everybody you're sick, probably believe it yourself.
Munchausen by proxy is doing that to someone else.
So she kept telling doctors she had, I think, leukemia, would keep shaving her head.
literally had her salivary glands removed.
That sounds like no fun for anybody.
You should be able to kill your moms in that case.
I think so.
But again, can't you claim momentary insanity?
The problem is her and her, the boyfriend who actually killed her, there's apparently a lot of text messages where it's like premeditated.
But can't you be insane for the whole time that your mother's torturing you?
It's a tougher thing, but it wouldn't necessarily, it'd be hard to say temporary insanity if it's been fair.
Not temporary insanity, but like, couldn't you just be induced?
Didn't you have this like state of insanity induced by decades of treatment?
Or what she was.
I think that's what you should be able to do.
Wherever you were, she got sentenced, bro.
You could have saved her.
I would have saved her.
You could have saved the courtroom.
I would have said, I saved Al.
I would have saved her right there.
I saved you from getting fucking by some Swedish guy on your asshole.
Whoa.
Oh, this shit is so far.
You haven't seen this?
No.
Basically, they just post videos of the sea.
The North Sea is incredibly dangerous, bro.
And then they play this song.
This is actually our boy, Colin Again.
Yo, Gypsy Rose.
Yo.
Goes crazy.
You're right.
Black people do make everything better because y'all sitting here watching.
No, no, dude, the video with the boats, my man.
Why are we looking at it?
It's crazy.
Brian Greenberg.
So y'all at home watching that?
No, no, no.
Yo, Gypsy Rose looking through that camera, man.
I'm done.
I feel super connected.
I'll kill her grandma.
Her grandma's still alive.
You didn't kill, bitch.
You could see how it would work on a young, impressionable kid.
Absolutely, dog.
Wow.
Huh.
You know, a boyfriend got life in prison?
I don't think that's fair.
I can't, I don't know.
What did, oh, yeah.
I almost asked, well, her mom got justice.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's up, dude.
But that is crazy that he got that.
I'm trying to think.
I was trying to think.
So what I was reading, I was trying to think how they got there.
There was one text he sent to her where he said, like, he has an evil side and he enjoys killing.
And he used present tense.
He never say, I have future tense, I would enjoy.
But that's not talking to a girl, though, right?
And that's sexual talk for them, maybe at this point.
I'll say my shit nine and a half inches thick.
That's right.
He didn't say it was silly, putty stretch.
He didn't say his poor instinct.
Wow, he said nine and a half.
Fruit by the foot.
Come on, dude.
Yeah, I gotta pause that.
So factual.
Nah, but dude stabbed her up wild crazy.
Like, that's a different type of thing.
Well, that was the most New York sentence I've ever heard in my entire life.
Nah, but dude stabbed her up wild crazy.
Because that is death.
It's more difficult than like shooting the bitch.
Stabbing is anger and hate.
But what if...
But she deserved anger and hate, dude.
And imagine the human being.
He loved this girl.
She abused the fuck out of her for decades.
Literally had her in a wheelchair convinced she couldn't walk, which is crazy.
Made her take cancer meds.
She could walk completely fine.
Her mother was like, you're confined to a wheelchair entirely.
Chained her to a bed, apparently.
Did she get...
I mean, I'd be seeing white parents have their kids on leashes.
Which is a good idea.
I think that's a good idea.
I like the leash thing.
Why do we give pushback on the leash?
Because it just looks so dog-like.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Is that bad?
We love our dogs.
It just, it feels like you're dehumanizing a kid to a dog's level.
We love dogs.
I love dogs, but when you got a kid, I'm gonna make a point to make a visual of it.
I understand the idea is: I don't want my kid to run, but even if, like, the leash was attached to your chest and y'all are just like there together, that's different than holding a leash.
I that's actually a fucking great distinction.
If the leash isn't in your hands, yeah, if it's just belt to belt, then it's kind of like one of those things where you carry the baby right here.
Yeah, I mean, just with an umbilical cord.
You just thought about this right now, yeah.
But we should do this belt to belt is umbilical cord.
Don't even call it a leash, call it the cord.
But I also think y'all underestimate how much white people like our dogs.
So, when we treat our kids like a dog, it's actually a good thing.
I love my dog.
Oh, yeah, I'm kissing him on the lips too.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm upset on my dog.
Don't kiss me back.
If I put my nose close and I don't get a lick, I'm tight.
I'm like, What the hell did I do?
Is that how you punish your dog, though, if your dog poops on the ground?
No kisses.
Don't make out with your dog.
Yeah, I won't give her any love.
No kisses.
Fuck you going.
All right.
Love you.
Love Jesus.
You kidding us.
Sounds shifty.
Just walk through a wall like the fucking Hawaiian punch.
You want to yo-ho one time?
Yes, one time.
Let's go.
Okay.
Booms.
A better video than that.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
It's sorry, I don't know what you're thinking.
Sorry, I don't know what your brain has.
Can you just text?
You can text him.
Can you just text him?
Why is that so upset?
Sorry, I don't know what's in your brain, guys.
But you noticed that wasn't a good video.
I didn't see it.
I don't know what the video was.
Yeah, windshield wipes.
Yeah, you know what?
If you had just been honest and just said I haven't seen the video to him, but he has seen it.
That's what I'm saying.
The thing is, I've seen some of them.
I also have seen the main guy singing it, and I listen to that one.
This one not doing that.
And we're not going to have wild men.
We're not going to have it.
I like the guy's face.
I listen to the guy's face doing all the instruments.
I like harmonizing.
I'm a fan of music.
Okay.
Bro.
All right.
That's the one I watch.
No exaggeration.
I drove through Scott.
If I want to watch a redhead singing as Ed Sheeran, bro, I'm not watching that motherfucking yo-ho.
No, that yo-ho is fire.
Not that one.
I don't know what y'all are talking about, but both of those videos are not it.
I agree.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna defend those videos, but once you see the one with a shipping container start falling off this massive ship because the waves are so big and the yo-hoes is hoeing, it's one of the most scary things you'll ever experience in your life.
You'll have nightmares about it.
That was windshield wipes.
That was literally.
I was upset when I saw the windshield wipers.
Because how big can waves be if the windshield wiper is still attached?
I'm saying.
You know what I mean?
Like, what is it?
Mark, what the fuck are you doing?
I didn't know there's windshield wipers in the thumbnail.
You should have seen the windshield wiper in the beginning of the fucking video.
You're like, this ain't the one.
I didn't see the thin shit.
Look at the shipping containers falling off.
I didn't see the thumbnail.
No, it's got to look dangerous, bro.
That's a car in a puddle.
Yo, yo.
Yo, I'm going to find it.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Almost guaranteed so bad.
This is what you do when you're on a fucking toilet for two hours watching that.
Yo, you know what?
Now I'm going to look at Gypsy Rose every time.
Christians, let black people run everything.
We should.
At the very least, they're going to be having a lot of fun.
Black people are Christians, yo.
Fine.
Black Christians can run everything.
I'm okay with that.
Exactly.
Al, don't disagree with me.
How fast until it came up on my TikTok?
That was four strengths.
Because it knew what you were thinking.
Can I see this video?
Hold on, show us.
It's not the one.
It had windshield wipers.
Did it have windshield wipers or not?
There were windshield wipers in your wiping.
I didn't clock it.
I didn't clock it.
Oh, thank God you did.
Let's see what's going on over on Instagram.
Maybe there's something on Instagram I can look at.
Oh my God.
Black Christians, y'all can run things.
Fuck.
We already in debt.
How much worse can you make it?
You know what I mean?
Word.
All right, yo.
We know how to run up the debt, boy.
Let's go.
Listen, are you on team free Gypsy Rose or not?
Hell yeah.
I mean, she's free.
She's free.
But what's up with the OnlyFans?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I need to see the damage from that abuse.
That sounded crazy.
What was he trying to say?
That sounded crazy.
What was he trying to say?
He's trying to say, I want to understand the pain that she went through because I'm an empathetic person, highly empathetic.
Oh, that's awesome.
And I want to understand her experience.
That's what he's trying to say.
It just came out like that.
That's beautiful.
That's what you're trying to say.
I promise you, that's what you were trying to say.
It was?
I think so.
Because I thought I was going to say she was going to be sucking dick.
Oh, no.
She was going through some incredibly traumatic sucking.
That's not true, dude.
That's not true.
That's not what I was going to say.
No, because she has no salary glands.
So what fucking good is it going to be?
God, imagine going on.
You just broke my heart, son.
How did a bitch with no salivary glands convince a man to kill her mom?
Maybe the most.
This is one of the most diabolical geniuses in the world.
A girl that can't suck dick convince a man to kill.
That man deserved double life.
That man deserves double life.
You know, the dude that killed the mom is still in prison.
Yeah.
Gypsy's out and then she broke up with him.
Yo, do us a favor.
We've been talking about...
I need to punch him in the chest with your fucking bright foot.
I understand we all get it.
Yo, we all get in our heads, but I need to get it.
He's saying, yo, y'all know Gypsy Rose is out of jail, right?
Yo, you know, she's out of jail.
We've been talking about this for 1050.
This nigga is still in 2000.
I'm trying to find that.
There's windshield wipers on all of them.
Gypsy Rose Out of Jail00:04:48
That was crazy, Mark.
That was beautiful.
The dude that killed her is still in prison, and she got a new husband.
And have you seen how the husband looks?
Have you seen how the husband looks?
Let me see my man.
Identical.
She got a new husband.
Yes.
Identical to the mom.
What?
What the fuck, dude?
Come on, yo.
You guys know about this?
Let me see.
Oh, we didn't know about that.
Thank you.
Press play.
Press play.
He's playing.
Oh, that's just one picture.
Yo, that's weird.
I mean, it makes sense.
Holy shit.
Oh, wow.
So she got him to lose weight.
No, that's the mom on the left.
These are different people, bro.
What's that one right there?
They'll look like I'm not even going to say it.
What's the one on the left?
The mom, take any shots you want to at this class.
Yeah, this Chris Folly looking ass bitch.
Take whatever shots you want to.
Oh my God, she's massive.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, that's just fucking terrifying, dude.
I thought she had a great performance and the whale won an Oscar for that.
I mean, she does have Brendan Fraser's chin.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Crazy.
His license plate?
Who's?
The husband goes to pick her up from jail.
Get her.
And his license plate on the front says Hitman.
Whoa.
That's fire.
But he didn't do anything.
Stolen Valor.
You pussy.
Yeah.
Stolen Valor.
Yeah.
It is crazy.
They interviewed the dude in jail.
He's like, I don't regret a minute of it.
Hell no.
He's still standing on it.
He's like, I did that.
You killed a monster, dude.
That's fire.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
I think if you do all that to a child, like, wouldn't we?
Sorry, quick thing.
Yeah.
They treat, as far as we know, in jail, like child molesters, child abusers, the worst, right?
In jail.
What about a guy that killed a child abuser?
How does he get treated?
Oh, he's a king.
So he's getting treated okay out there.
Yeah.
So I think that's just jail.
It's like, yeah, I'm in jail for life, but like I'm getting treated well.
I guess what I'm saying is like, if we know that there's a child abuser out there, right?
Especially to that degree.
And then they get killed, shouldn't it be a little less?
Yeah, life seems.
The only thing I can think of from what I've read is that text saying, I know people who murdered people and they went to jail for like 12 years.
This guy murdered a child abuser.
What should that be?
Six months?
Like a child abuser as notorious as her?
I think that's six months.
Like, I mean, a year, good behavior, six months.
Fair enough.
So if you killed Jeffrey Epstein, who would have killed Jeffrey Epstein if you had the opportunity?
Purple Heart.
Here's the problem.
You know who killed Jeffrey Epstein?
Himself?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Oh, so he's a hero.
Unfortunately.
That's the only way, you know, Jeffrey Epstein became a hero at the end of his life.
Because he killed Epstein.
He killed the child molester.
That's my point.
Yo, this guy killed a rapist.
Yeah, dude.
He killed a child molester.
He killed a rapist.
Yo, did that list come out yet?
We literally put the pot off for a day, hoping the list would fucking come out.
And they ain't dropped this list.
When does it come out?
I got to check.
I got to check it out.
They don't have a time.
In the meantime, you can look at Kanye's new IG post in the last 25 minutes.
What is he doing now?
Posted his lady.
I already support her.
Who's the shorty?
His wife, right?
Oh, let me see it.
Gypsy Road.
Is that a bad thing?
What's Kanye posting?
His wife.
Picture number two.
Goodness gracious.
Fuck about it.
Good God.
I saw you sell some socks.
I mean, damn.
Are those natty ices?
Yeah.
I don't think they're natty.
I think so.
God.
They hang natty.
Yeah, that's, I mean, crazy.
Damn.
I mean, it is really hysterical.
Like.
Wait a few socks, though.
But he needs a racially ambiguous girl with gigantic tits, and then he can really get attention.
Can he do it without a girl?
I don't think so.
Did you hear his apology, the Hebrew one?
No, what is it?
It's very funny.
He apologized in Hebrew, and he was like, I sincerely apologize to the Jewish community for any unintended outbursts caused by my words or actions.
Didn't mean to offend, demean, yada, yada, yada.
And that's the whole apology.
And then the anti-defamation league was like, this is a beyond bizarre ploy to get more attention.
And the Hebrew apology without translation is inaccessible to most American Jews who do not speak the language.
To be sure, using Hebrew to communicate with the Jewish community denies most Americans and American Jews and non-Jews to see his apology.
Can I be honest?
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
The funniest Christian.
It's funny that annoying is the funniest thing.
The response was so funny.
I was like, yeah, just let it be.
I do not claim that response.
An Apology in Hebrew00:02:51
I mean, just call it.
It's just called a bullshit apology from Kanye.
Clearly, he doesn't give a flying fuck.
I believe it.
I believe it.
I think he means it this time.
He put some effort.
I think he means it this time.
Google translated that whole situation.
Oh, that's the other thing.
They found out it was just Chat GPT.
Yeah, Chat GPT.
Yeah, yeah.
After looking at some of these pictures, I believe him this time, bro.
I believe him.
I think he's turning over a new leaf.
Look at that.
That's Christianity right there.
That's Christianity.
Yep.
Jesus.
Yeah, this guy's awesome, dude.
That's Christianity.
I'm going to get them socks.
Yeah, what do you think of the socks, bro?
I love them.
You would actually wear those?
Yeah.
But can we talk about how that's Christianity?
Just, can we just talk about that?
Christianity produced that.
Yeah, that's Catholicism, actually.
She's Italian, right?
Let's go.
Not necessarily.
Let's go.
They would never.
Nah, it could be Italian.
Most likely.
Playing the percentages, she's probably.
But Catholicism formed Christianity.
Can I show you some crazy shit real quick?
I cannot.
Obviously.
This is if you want to talk about it, if you want to talk about some Christians.
Yeah.
Now, I'm going to show you two women, okay?
I want you to not be disrespectful to the woman of God.
All right.
So these are two twins, okay?
Oh, I've seen this before.
Jerked off twists several times.
Whoa, be specific because I'm about to get fucking crusades on you.
All right.
So you got to be specific here.
Can we just have this segment every show?
So these are twin sisters.
All right.
Shouts out.
Yep.
Yeah.
One of them is a God-fearing woman.
The other one is a fitness person.
Yeah.
Okay.
And she's just been posting some stuff.
Okay.
Now, you seem to be using the premise that it is somewhat shocking that a woman of God would be beautiful.
To me, that is in no way shocking.
No, I'm not.
Of course, women of God are going to be beautiful.
And even more beautiful if they believe in the one true God and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I'm using the premise that you've I've never known what a nun's what a nun look like.
Oh, that's fire.
But now, stop it.
You're being a liar.
But you do know what nuns look like.
But now the nun don't work out.
So the nun got a sloppy fucking shit.
Come on out.
That's disrespectful.
That's the woman of God.
God damn.
God damn right there.
I must like him sloppy.
Cover it with the fucking bag, bro.
Come out of here.
Get out of here right now.
I swear to go.
Get out of here.
We don't want no devils in the house, Lord.
I got a question.
Who's her man racially?
Who?
Her man, because you got pictures of a guy.
He looked like Aquaman, right?
Yeah, I got him.
He looked like she could be ruled by a Muslim.
If you have a twin and they do OnlyFans, are you allowed to be upset?
Respect the Woman of God00:03:41
You got to get a check, probably.
Yeah.
Because that's your body.
15% easy.
Easy.
Easy.
There are these two twin brothers, seven feet tall, the Collins brothers, play in the NBA.
Yeah.
One of them became gay.
Yeah.
How fucking much of an asshole is he?
You know what I mean?
Couldn't we had a conversation about this?
I'm the most recognizable motherfucker every time I walk in the room and everybody thinks I'm the gay one of us.
Yeah, you need like a nose ring or like a haircut or something.
It probably makes girls feel wild safe around him, though.
It might work out in the end.
Especially seven-foot black guy walking into a room.
A bunch of girls are probably scared, but then they're like, oh, he's gay.
He could do the dub approach where they think he's like, they think he's 100% gay, not 49.
Yeah.
Fully gay.
And then he whips his dick up.
Yo, Gypsy Rose is looking through that lens, bro.
That is one of the most engaging things ever.
Let's get her on the pod, dude.
Her man is still in prison.
Yo, let me see some other pictures of her.
Oh, yeah, we do want her in the pod.
You should cut the thing I said earlier.
No, no, no, no.
Keep that.
Keep that.
Listen, Mickey Mouse is free.
The mouse is free.
The mouse is out the house.
Okay.
Disney has lost their decades-long battle to maintain the intellectual property to the Mickey Mouse character.
I think that back in the day, it was what?
How long could you own the rights or something?
It used to be way shorter, but Disney's been pushing that through litigation for like 40, 50 years.
Yeah.
And so they've been trying to push it back because they feel like their whole brand is wrapped around.
You could argue.
I mean, like, I feel like now they're so far removed.
The Marvel is a property and all these other things.
But at the time, it's like, if you have this Mickey Mouse cartoon and then your competitor can also write a Mickey Mouse cartoon, there's nothing you can do about it.
I understand a concern.
So technically not all Mickey Mouse is out of trademark.
It's the first one.
Steamboat Willie.
Can we see what that guy looks like?
Yeah.
He's not the one that slides.
Nah, Steamboat Willie, fire.
They still use Steamboat Willie and shit.
They just started bringing like you don't see that.
But that shit is tough, yo.
Yeah, it's kind of cool.
And why was he driving a steamboat?
I don't know.
I guess that was his job at the time.
Maybe on the high seas when he was on that shit.
Yeah, did you get it?
No windshield wipers on this guy, but a fucking thug ripping it around.
But yeah, so this guy's on trademarking now.
People are making movies about him.
They've been like plotting all this for a while because it's been 100 years since this came out, I'm pretty sure.
So now they got this movie.
It's called The Mickey Mouse Trap.
Trailer just dropped today.
She is murdered by Mickey Mouse, bro.
Whoa.
Sure, murder.
And then they came out with a video game a while ago.
This is like last year, I think.
But it's coming out this year.
That's like another like Mickey Mouse.
It's like a rat infestation.
They got to kill all the Mickey Mouses.
I mean, these are great ideas.
Just like in terms of getting garnering attention, the best way to do it is a horror movie where Mickey Mouse kills you.
Well, the reason they also do horror movies.
They did this with Winnie the Pooh a couple years ago is because the parent company won't come after you because you're not representing Mickey Mouse in any way that Disney did.
Yeah.
So it's actually, it's why porn and horror take these characters and run with them is because they're not going to come after them.
It's so far removed from the original.
Yeah, they're not worried about your little movie.
But if you made one that was like Mickey Mouse goes and does something fun, they're going to be like, you make a theme park based on Mickey Mouse.
They're going to go cut that shit out.
Could you go back to that list right there?
Mickey Mouse Horror Movie00:14:24
I wanted to say something real quick.
Where are we in this Simone Biles and her husband calling himself the prize situation?
Oh, this is so funny.
So her husband plays in NFL.
Yeah, I think he plays safety for the Texans, I think.
I don't know him, so I don't know if he's good or not.
Have y'all seen the clip?
So you was really the catch in.
I always say we demand a catch, man.
I always say we the catch, man.
That's right.
She really booked you.
She did, though.
Is what you said.
I was fighting it.
I was fighting it.
So you in truth, if I say this out loud, was Jonathan Owens ain't really want Simone Biles.
Is what you're saying.
That much, I'm not going to say that.
Is that what you're saying?
I was afraid.
I was afraid to commit.
I'm like, ah, I'm, man, this is my third year.
You know, I'm trying to, ah, I'm like, it's kind of early.
But, you know, like I said, man, it happened.
We hit it off instantly.
You know, I mean, shorty's right there, right?
Yeah, it's my third year.
I'm trying to, you know.
That's honest, though.
He's being honest.
I didn't think it was that bad.
That's blown out of proportion.
Yeah, but do you honestly think he didn't know who she was?
His story kind of adds up, but you're like, dude, you play sports.
You never, you didn't say DNA ESPN.
She was all over ESPN.
She was everywhere.
You really didn't know who she was?
I believe whatever that man says.
He's a good looking guy.
Handsome motherfucker.
Handsome.
Thirsty, huh?
Simon's thirsty.
That's great.
Right?
DMing like crazy, doing it.
She was thirsty.
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
And he was showering, like, I'm going to go shower.
I'm going to go chill.
Like, he wasn't pressed.
Confident black woman that knew what she wanted.
Fucking you know.
Why do you hate that so much?
I love it.
I support it.
I support black blood.
And people trying to tear him down.
Isn't that something exactly?
You always go one sentence too far.
You really do.
He really fucking does.
You just shot yourself in the foot with that one, dude.
Black Christian women, can you pray for Al?
Pray that Al comes back to us.
Pray that Al comes back to us.
Motherfucker's too far gone, man.
Miss you, bro.
January missing shut up.
I miss you, bro.
Come on, let me miss you.
So, what do you think the reaction was?
Why is everyone all about it?
Everybody's upset.
You know what it kind of reminds me of?
Remember when Megan Markle was like, I just didn't know what, like, the role.
I didn't know who Harry was, Prince Harry.
I didn't know it was like such a thing.
And it's like, yeah, yes, you fucking did, dude.
This is the same energy.
It's not as egregious, but it's the same.
Like, yes, you did.
You knew who Simone Biles was.
I don't watch the Olympics.
I know who Simone Biles is.
Yeah, Sam.
You 100% knew.
Yeah, or at least was aware.
I believe he's a catch, though.
That motherfucker is handsome.
Oh, he's a catch.
He's a catch.
He's a catch.
You've seen the hairline.
I don't know if he's the catch.
He damn sure.
I'll catch hairline fantastic.
Is he good at football?
I don't know.
I don't know the safety for the Texans if he's good or not.
I mean, he's been in the league for a few years, so he can't be bad.
I mean, it's more rare.
This is going to be rough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is a bumpy one.
You're heading.
But it's true.
It's harder for a girl to lock down a football player than it is for a guy to give a fuck about gymnastics.
He said it at the end.
At the end, it makes sense.
My point is, like, her success is not necessarily something that guys are looking for when they're trying to find a mate.
They're like, I want an Olympian.
I want a gymnastics Olympian.
That's interesting.
So the Metro.
We don't care.
But him playing in the NFL might be something that women are curious about.
So what you're trying to say, for real this time, I think.
He's the catch.
You got to look at it.
He is the catch.
You got to look at it through the lens of what they're attracted to.
That's what.
That's it.
He's the catch.
There are millions.
Because women are attracted to talented men.
Men don't really care about, no matter how talented you are, it's cool.
It's a bonus.
But it's not something we're going to be like, oh, I need a girl that's super talented at XYZ.
Whereas if you're very talented at anything as a man, you do have value to women.
Like, for example, if your girl was nice at basketball and she could beat you.
I'm not a marriage.
I'm not marrying her.
You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
That hurts herself.
You get those wild races where you just said something.
Why are you so racist over there?
I'm just saying.
If she's nice.
A black Christian woman.
If she's nice at basketball, you know Al's not going to be with her at all.
Yeah.
No.
But for real, yeah, he is the catch.
What he has is more rare and more coveted by women than what she has.
That doesn't mean what she has is more rare standing alone.
I don't know.
What she has is more rare.
She's the greatest at her thing.
No, I'm saying only in terms of attraction.
But in terms of, yeah, for what we're attracted to, we don't, we're just more attracted to looks and personality.
It's like Sex in the City, that girl that does the writing.
What's her name?
Carrie or whatever?
Carrie Brown.
Nobody care about your blog, bitch.
You know what I mean?
Like, no one cares.
No, Ada don't care.
Aiden's the men.
Women care.
It's a big don't care.
My man's in the markets.
Go write your little articles about where you went out to eat.
No one cares.
Men don't care.
Women care.
Performing at the top of your field, like Beyonce, people cared about.
But Beyonce was gorgeous already.
Simone Biles, beautiful girl, but it's a bonus.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't like the way you said that.
Yeah, because I said, like, you did.
She's all right.
Yeah, you did call Simone Biles ugly, which is fucked up.
She was fucked up.
Look, I just, well, Simone Biles was an Olympian.
She was under 18, so I didn't really look at her with that lens.
Maybe Alex did.
I just didn't look at her like that.
He really went nuke.
Don't put Mark on me, bro.
Don't put that mark on me.
That's all he does to this guy.
That's all he does to me.
Yeah, but you busted out the Bianca sensoris right there, bro.
So you didn't have to bust out that Bianca.
Okay.
The internet is wrong.
Once again, that's all I'm trying to say.
Why can't they both be catches, though?
Here's the thing, man.
I think Simone Biles is probably a catch because she's probably an awesome girlfriend, incredibly sweet, kind, loving.
And they spent time together during COVID, which is probably beneficial.
They get to meet each other, really know each other without all the distractions of, you know, going out, you're on the road, non-stop, et cetera.
That's probably what makes her the catch.
And that's why he went, I don't need to be fucking around for years in the league when I actually have something that's that special.
Genuinely believe that.
But her being a gymnast, like if Doug came back one fucking day and he was like, yo, man, I met this girl.
She's like the best billiards player in the world.
Does she sit on it?
You know what I mean?
Like, it wouldn't be like a thing that makes us go, oh my God.
It's just, that's how we're wired.
What do you think most guys are impressed by?
If she was the best billiards player in the world or if she was just a regular like sports illustrated swimsuit model, regular sports illustrated swimsuits.
That's also not regular.
What about like the greatest, like greatest volleyball player in the world?
Regular illustrator.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Let me take it back.
Not only regular sports illustrator, regular girl that has a consulting job that is hotter than the six foot four behemoth volleyball player that is the best.
Absolutely.
That's true.
Yeah.
Now, we're not talking about personality.
Yeah.
Personality is what shifts all this shit.
Personality is longevity.
If your personality is ass, then after the weekend, it's fucking done.
Well said.
That's it.
So personality shifts every single thing that's going on here.
I think Simone was so special outside of her achievements that make us think that she's special that he was like, nah, I got to give up what should be his fuck years, his dog years.
My man is Peggy got millions of fucking dollars and he's in the NFL.
He's the catch.
Yeah, that's true.
Low-key.
Her reaction, though, makes it seem like she's also the catch.
That she was like, she was smiling because she's that girl.
She probably makes more than him.
Low-key.
Of course.
I'm sure.
Simone Biles.
The catch.
I mean, they're both catches.
That's the thing.
But again, we're saying just like Jay-Z Beyonce.
The standards men are attracted to versus the things men are attracted to versus the things women are attracted to.
You're talking about things that objectively or whatever to women for sure.
Oh, she makes more money.
What a catch.
Oh, she's the greatest to ever do her feel.
What a catch.
Men aren't attracted to necessarily.
It's bonus.
It's all great.
But these are all bonus things.
Oh, you're the greatest ever and you're beautiful and awesome.
Oh my God.
Beautiful and awesome is the main thing?
Beauty opens the bonus.
Yeah, beauty opens the door.
Kindness, personality, care, concern, curiosity.
Which I'm sure creates longevity.
So she got it.
But there's a lot of beautiful girls out there.
There's like too many.
Like, do you ever hit the explore page and you just see another one of the hottest girls you've ever seen in your life?
And you're like, oh, this is regular.
Like, are they even hot?
That's just what women look like.
This is just what women look.
There's like trillions.
There's an astonishing number of hot girls.
It's crazy.
So that doesn't make you the catch.
Being hot, having no father figure, broke crazy wide.
Salvary glands disappeared.
Go on.
No, no, added more.
Oh, no, you got donations.
You got it.
Jimmy Rose's salivary glands sewn into your neck.
That's fire.
Under your tongue.
Is that elective surgery?
Could you get that?
Yep.
Extra saliva.
Yes, you can.
From a donor.
There's a lot of girls that do it, especially the one with the wider necks and they have shows on Netflix.
You get your grandma's old salary glands?
That's fire, dude.
I love that.
Okay, guys, but let's just listen.
I think we owe Simone Biles an apology.
I think y'all do.
Yeah, I need to put more respect on Simone Biles.
What I hear.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't think we objectified her enough, is what I'm trying to say.
I don't think that we paid enough attention to her beauty.
Is that what he's trying to say?
No, I think that's what I'm trying to say.
Wait, you tell me.
I think what he's trying to say is he just really respects someone who's like a perfectionist at their craft and achieved it at the highest levels.
And we need to put respect on that.
I don't think we put enough respect on Simone Biles and how talented of a human being.
Nah, I was saying she's a piece.
And that's what we should like.
Right now, we're just talking about her accomplishments and we're ignoring the fact that she's kind of a piece.
Don't talk about it.
She kind of join you.
Don't talk about the yams.
Don't talk about the yams.
Not going to talk about the yams.
I'm not going to disrespect her in that way, but she kind of enjoy you.
You yoinked, which also can make her a catch.
Not these gold medals and how many backflips you can do.
Hey, my um, you know, my girl can do the palm of vault or whatever that shit is, kapalma horse.
What is it called?
Palma horse.
By no vault.
Dude, when they do that, that's going to go through the vault.
The vault, whatever, like that.
We don't care about them things.
But what we do care about is them things.
That's good.
That was good.
That was good.
Balance beam.
All right.
So listen, man.
Louis Vuitton is selling prosthetic leg boots and Oscar Pistori says out.
Tell me that that isn't genius branding and partnerships.
How is that not been brought to you?
It's right there.
I mean, come on, yo.
Explain this.
Is it a sock that you put on?
Like, I'm so.
It's like a boot.
So, like, leather.
So this is like some leather or pleather or whatever.
And then you wear it.
I wonder if they got a wear in a picture in here.
Let me try to find it.
But yeah, you wear it and then it looks like it's your leg and you're wearing like a cutesy little high heel, but it's really a boot.
I just don't get it.
I don't hate it.
Why?
Please explain.
It is a high heel.
So you are wearing a cutesy high heel.
You just got someone else's skin around your cat.
Yeah.
What's the I'm honestly asking?
What's the appeal?
You can sell me.
This is what happens when Christians stop making shit.
This was not made by Christian.
You don't think that was crafted by Christian?
That's Christian Asia.
But they had someone else doing it.
There's someone else doing it.
I don't want to say it.
Who doesn't want to show leg skin?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Let me see it when somebody wears it.
So that's the boot right there, right?
Damn, they made the white one pale as fuck, though.
Oh, gosh, that looks gratitude.
I mean, this looks so stupid.
It's unbelievable.
They don't know all y'all whites wear them fucking bronzers and shit.
Sort of fire.
It's kind of cool with shorts.
I'm behind.
That's frustrating.
But the skin is short.
I started to look better.
It's not that bad.
Miles tapped in.
Miles said he liked it.
He's back.
Yep.
I like legs.
How do you feel about the black boot, though?
Yeah, I know.
He just likes the white woman getting whiter.
Nah, I like legs.
That's extra leg.
That's all.
You're into legs?
You a leg guy?
I thought you were into super fat fucking Bianch.
You can be into both.
You can be in both.
That's the cool part.
You want leg, but ass, nothing.
You don't want ass at all.
No.
Just grew.
Lower back.
You want a girl with an ass like grew?
Yeah.
That's the most racist you've been on this podcast.
No.
I've fed way worse.
I've done better than that.
Okay, boys.
He's even kind of fire.
What else we got?
I know we got some tings that we got to discuss.
I mean, there's the Epstein client list.
Did the fucking list drop yet?
I mean, Clinton's definitely exonerated, right?
Yeah.
Of course.
But apparently he's going to be on there a couple times.
That's what the words are saying.
But they were just saying how he's innocent.
I still don't understand how you could just choose to not have your name.
You can pay attention to the judge.
If you want your name on there, it's because in some way it liberates you.
Yeah.
That was Dershowitz.
So Dershowitz was like, yo, put my shit on.
And for years, he was like, yo, release the files.
He was like one of the big proponents of it.
Because it's going to make him look better.
Because he was like, look, you'll see.
Same apparently same.
No accusations.
I knew Clinton was innocent.
Yeah.
How'd you know?
Because I liked him.
If I like somebody, I want them to be innocent, so I don't have to stop liking them.
I don't think he was going to the island.
I think he was on the plane.
The Epstein Client List00:05:01
You know what I mean?
You saw RFK Jr. say he was on the plane.
What was that?
It's so funny.
Oh, did RFK come in?
He was with the Waters was the guy from Fox, Jesse Waters.
They were like, you were never on Epstein's plane.
He was like, look, I got to be honest, I've been on the plane twice.
One time to go visit my mother in Florida, the other time to do a weekend fossil hunting expedition with my children.
I was like, fossil hunting?
Yo, you've taken your kids on that guy's fucking plane?
But he said it was in the 90s.
It was before everyone knew it was.
In the 90s, before.
Oh, God.
But that was an insane weekend activity with his kids, fossil hunting, which is all that's the opposite of pedophilia, I think.
It's just looking for fossils.
Old shit.
Yo, like, I'm looking for the oldest.
Great points.
True.
But it's also so funny to go fossil hunting as like a weekend activity.
This is what rich people do, man.
They got to invent new shit.
It's getting boring.
This blew my mind.
It's getting boring.
Did you know that was a thing to do?
Catholics.
I'm just saying.
I don't want to buy.
That's Catholics.
That does sound like some cats.
That is Catholics.
Christians would never do that.
What do you mean?
Christians don't do that.
Joel Osteen wouldn't do that.
Excuse me.
Is he Christian?
What do you mean to tell me?
Wait, Joel?
That guy's a Christian?
Yeah, yeah.
Nah, nah.
Shout out to RFK, man.
We need RFK on the pod, bro.
We just got to find some way to do something to his fucking voice.
I don't know if I could listen to that shit for two and a half hours straight.
What would we do?
What is something that we can do?
Give him a cough drop.
Clear it right up.
Now, now.
Hold on out.
I think he may have tried that.
I don't think so.
You don't think he's ever tried?
Has he tried this?
Have you tried that?
That might work.
That probably works.
You guys are fucking assholes, dude.
I think that would work.
You guys are jerks.
It'll work.
I can't believe what you just said.
What do you use for a sore throat, Andrew?
Cock you just hurt his feelings really bad.
Cock was really good.
You just hurt his feelings really bad.
This guy's really mean.
His feelings.
Now he's all out of shape like a gay guy.
He didn't die.
That guy's so mean.
Crazy how mean you are, dude.
Wait, you didn't deny it.
Here I am, furiously searching for our next topic.
And you're just taking pot shots at me non-stop.
Now his feelings are all hurt, bro.
Come on.
It's just so fucking disrespectful.
All right.
What did Keith Lee say about New York's food?
Where did we rank?
Oh, man.
Last.
Nah, it's not.
He wasn't last.
He wasn't last.
Oh, Atlanta was last.
New year seven.
Atlanta was last.
And I don't blame him because he got bad recs.
Norlands.
New Orleans.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Nobody's pushing back on that.
Houston.
Yeah, I can see that.
I might flip two and three.
I love Chicago as a food city, but yeah, Houston's great food.
I mean, we were just in Chicago shout out to everybody who came out to the shows.
Appreciate y'all.
That was fucking awesome.
But no, Chicago's not even coming close to New York when it comes to food.
It's not even.
What are they?
You know what I was thinking about?
Because honestly, New York does have great food, but it has a lot of good, like foodie food, like refined, like cuisine, like fine dining and stuff.
He's going to like mom and pop shops.
And also, there's so many mom and pop shops in pots in New York that you're probably just kind of choosing.
You don't really know exactly where to go.
Everybody got their own bodega that they like.
So he's just going off recommendations.
And I love Texas.
If I go home to Dallas, it's all fucking franchises.
It's nauseating.
So the mom and pop shops, the shops that last are like, oh, these are great.
These stand out.
You got to go there.
Those are going to slap.
So I think that might be why New York rate random.
This is, he's ranking these places based on his experience.
And he says that.
He's like very, like, I'm not saying it's bad.
I just didn't have as good of an experience.
I'd may not have gotten good wrecks, whatever.
He likes that.
Yeah, but for that.
And then I'm fine with the list.
Like, you'll come back and then he'll do, you know, go to some other places.
He did a salmon, what was it?
Salmon, egg, and cheese or whatever.
Nah, the salmon chopped cheese.
It's crazy.
Salmon chopped cheese.
Have you ever even heard of that?
I mean, it's just crazy.
Somebody sent him up.
Yeah.
He did get.
Yeah, he did get Okie Doke to be able to do it.
I just never knew.
Vegas was really known for good food.
It's not.
It's not.
But again, he goes and it's not even.
I just never heard anybody say that.
Nobody's ever said that one.
I wouldn't even make it reflective of the city's food.
I would just make it reflective of the small businesses that are there that stand out.
Yeah, I'd be like, because he's getting wrecked.
Again, you're getting, if you say you're going to New York and where should I eat, and a million people listen to this pod, they're going to send you a million different recommendations.
That's true.
If you say I'm going to Vegas, you're going to get a million recommendations.
There's going to be like four places to stand out over and over again.
Yo, can I ask you a question?
Yeah, go ahead.
What's up with why can't John Morant shoot into the crap?
Well, last year he was charged with gun charges.
That was a suspension from the league.
Yeah, we understand that part.
But he's just doing a dance.
It's stupid to do.
But I think people are making too big of a deal out of it.
Reflective of Small Businesses00:02:28
100%.
It's just a dance.
Now he has to be aware that he's contributed to this.
Yeah.
You're not guilt-free.
It's stupid to do.
Yeah, yeah.
But at the same time, like...
It is just a celebration that people do.
Yeah, I feel like he's not the only one.
But the reason it's getting headlines, obviously, is because of the thing.
Because he fucked up.
And he would do it in real life.
Like an idiot.
That was one of the dumbest things to do ever.
Yeah, yeah.
He did do that with real guns multiple times.
But I kind of like the taunting now.
It's like, I'm back now.
I like it.
I'm the bad guy.
It's kind of hard.
I kind of like the taunt.
If OJ goes back in the league, there's a stabbing celebration.
Like, you can't tell if people wouldn't go crazy fire.
Oh, David.
Commander.
Come at love.
Takes a cheerleader, fucking grabs her by the neck.
It'd be wild, right?
Yeah, you got to lean into the character, I guess.
Just do some WWE.
Yeah, I guess so, but this ain't he, there's no, you got to do the face turn at some point.
Listen, it's the worst thing that he could possibly do.
I bought his sneakers, by the way.
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PrizePicks New Year Promo00:09:07
I bought his sneakers, by the way.
Oh, yeah, you did.
Yeah.
To play paddle.
Did you know drumming came out of paddle sneakers?
No, really?
No.
They're basketball, but I use them for paddle.
Incredibly dynamic shoe.
Toe box a little too tight more than one time.
Threw them out.
I have to find, I have to find my perfect paddle sneaker, is what I'm trying to say.
But I supported John Moran.
Great endorsement for his shoe.
No, the shoe was fire, but the toe box is very tight.
This guy's a Cinderella of paddle.
You know that, right?
I need the perfect slipper.
I need my perfect slipper.
I'm trying to get the Kobe's.
I think the Kobe's might be great.
You know what my paddle shoe is going to be?
The new D-Books.
Did you see the D-Books, the shatter backboard colorway that came out?
They didn't even come out.
He wore them in the game, but those will be my paddle shoe.
I need a little more cushion.
Anyway, listen, I don't want to divert.
You know, I don't want to talk about something that I'm incredibly passionate about, like paddle.
Goes to fire for a basketball shoe.
You got to compare it.
Like, imagine what LeBron's look like.
Imagine what, like, to me, it's the most normal-looking basketball shoe out now.
Basketball shoes have gotten so wonky.
That I can, yeah, but I'm not looking at that like it's a street shoe I would wear at that point.
Not at all.
This is an athletic for a true sport like paddle.
Still the greatest basketball sneaker of all time, bro.
I cannot get him out.
I'm obsessed with miss basketball shoes that went up to the ankle.
Like these right here, bro, this is nasty work right now.
Kobe changed that whole shit.
You know that?
What do you mean?
So Kobe was talking to like soccer players and he's like, why don't they ever you heard this story?
And they're like, why don't they ever turn their ankle and that kind of stuff?
Every basketball shoe was high top before that.
These were, this is the reason he left Adidas, I think.
These Kobe twos, everybody hated.
I mean, Adidas dropped the ball.
Look how absolutely disgusting these anchors on.
It doesn't look like you should pull the sneaker out of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It looks like a cyber truck.
Yeah.
That is awesome.
But yeah, basketball sneakers were always high top before that.
There was never a low top.
And then the argument was that that little fabric up there isn't really going to do anything to protect your ankle.
Which is what we thought it was.
Yeah.
And I think it was just like maybe that kind of mental security.
Yeah.
Like you were saying, he was like, well, soccer players have low tops.
They never turn their ankle.
No, there's reasons for that too.
It's like when they're pushing off of something, that thing also moves.
So the grass, the dirt can move if you're doing a really hard cut.
Whereas on basketball, once you reach the end of the sneaker, if you still need to push, there's only one thing that can happen.
And what happens a lot of times in basketball is you turn your ankle coming down on someone's foot in soccer, unless you're like on the line jumping for something, there's not as much like landing on feet.
This could have been sales at the time, just like doing marketing.
But I remember Bill Simmons wrote an article back in the day, and he was saying he talked to a guy at Nike that he was just cool with, and they were like, Kobe worked with us so much to get a low-top basketball sneaker.
If he wasn't so obsessive about it, never would have worked.
And there's like something on the side that comes out on low-top basketball sneakers, and he was the guy that helped figure that out.
And that will protect from the roll.
Yeah.
Because what I realized with some running sneakers is if you do a hard stop in running suit, running sneakers are made for going straight.
They're not made for side-to-side movements.
Basketball, you're going side to side.
Somebody tries to cross you, step to defend.
If your sneaker can allow you to roll over, that's going to be what happens.
So if you look at the those early Kobe's, the bottom of the sneaker would almost like extend a little bit on the outside of the foot for that reason.
Yeah.
So you didn't just kind of roll over naturally like you would on some dunks or some shit.
You know what you need, honestly?
Probably tennis shoes.
So the problem with tennis shoes, and I know that this is absolutely scintillating conversation that the flagrant asshole army absolutely loves because they're all obsessed with paddle or should be.
God bless you all.
I hope you learn this and take this into your life.
I feel like it's a gift from Lord the Savior for me to have this.
But tennis shoes have almost no padding on the bottom.
And I wonder if that this is like part of being more explosive.
Like you want to be as close to the ground as possible.
No, I have a pair that don't look good, but I do think they're pretty padded.
They have a bubble.
No bubble, but they're pretty bad.
So the ones that we have, I've been using like some Adidas ones or whatever, and it's just hard and very close to the ground.
My suspicion was with tennis, you need to be moving immediately.
You might not even have that split second for the cushion to absorb and then go.
Whereas basketball, there's so much jumping.
You want a little bit of cushion for your knees, a little bit of cushion for your ankles.
So, but so, but they're kind of uncomfortable and I don't like them.
There's two I would look into.
Raphael and the doll heads, a Nike, a set of Nikes.
And then also, I think Roger Federer was, he's like owns part of that on running company.
Yeah.
And he played tennis in those.
I assume if they're running sneakers, they also shouldn't be padded.
He was with Nike too, right?
He was with Nike, then left because he got a piece of on and he made fucking crazy look.
Crazy money.
But yeah, that might be one to look into, whatever he played.
It's crazy to start a sneaker.
Like, I feel like that's the hardest market to get into.
Believable lift.
Like, creating a sneaker company, I feel like, is the hardest market to get into because for a sneaker company to gain our respect, especially men, it is next to impossible.
You got to have a cool factor.
And if you can't break into that, you're payless shoes.
Literally.
We just view you as payless.
Like if you're not attached to something.
So obviously having Federer is like a huge qualifier, but like, or I think there was that company, Bird Dogs, that got into the tech sector.
Hey Dudes, have you seen the Hey Dudes?
Man, are you fucking with me?
No, no, this is a real company.
Hey Dudes are like no, you know there was a show called Hey Dude when we were growing up.
Yeah.
What is that?
Oh, yeah, it was on Nickelodeon.
Hey, dude, they did something in your mouth.
Let me suck your dick.
Hey, dude, let me put my dick.
Don't try to try it fast.
He did it.
What did it get?
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That was crazy.
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That was a good assist right there.
Hey, bro.
That was good.
We got here.
Starboys.
But hey dudes are insanely popular south.
I went back to Florida.
Everyone's wearing Hey Dudes, bro.
Everybody.
I feel like it's easier to make a lifestyle shoe versus like one that a $200 million athlete is going to risk rolling their feet like.
These are just wildabies.
The Baller brand explosive shoes.
Exactly.
100%.
Yeah, you can't take that risk.
They just bit off Wildaby.
Off Wallabies and Clarks.
These are horrible.
These are some of the ugliest shoes I ever saw in my life.
But there's no sneaker culture in Florida.
Who bought the company?
They wear sandals.
They don't know anything.
But Big Balla brand came really close until their sneaker didn't work.
If it worked, they might have had it.
Inter-athletic sneaker wear is so.
So what was the last one?
What was the last one?
Hoka is crazy.
Hoca cloud.
So here's the thing about running.
Running people take so serious and is so specific that if you offer some sort of technological advantage in the space, you've seen them.
They're like kind of what's the technological.
There's fat ass.
It's literally just, I think, the cushion of the soul and tricks people into believing that this is going to be easier on your knees for a long distance run.
They also have zero drop.
They also have like rounded.
What's zero drop mean?
Zero drop is the drop between.
Zero drop.
No.
Zero drop these balls in your mouth.
It's just the distance, like the millimeters between your heel and your front of your foot.
Oh, so it doesn't tilt down in any way.
It doesn't tilt down anyway.
They're just like some teched out running shoes.
And because people spend so much time running and take it so seriously, that can work.
The on shit became like a casual shoe.
Yeah.
They also did some sports shit, but to get into the sneaker market, we are so, what is it called?
Prejudice to any new brand.
Because cool is such a factor.
Son, you know who did it for a second?
And one.
Oh, they had it.
They did it for a second.
They had it.
And it's hard to be a cool and athletic sneaker.
And they were rivaling fucking Adidas, Reebok, and Nike in the basketball sector before that shit fell apart.
Oh, Solomon cracked off.
Solomon.
Running.
They hit as a casual sneaker.
Corp core.
Yeah, but it's like, I think what happened was like, yeah, I don't know.
I've seen boots.
You've seen the you'll bring them up, like Viking shoes.
They almost look like a rock climber.
Yeah, they look like a climbing shoe.
Those didn't have any cool associated with them.
But I think what basically happened was that like cool sneakers, the rejection of quote-unquote cool sneakers, dunks or, you know, an Air Force One or whatever like that.
New balance.
Yeah.
Is almost dad sneakers or exercise takers.
And these started to become really popular as fashion rejected the quote unquote traditional cool because that's like you would only see on a suburban dad going for a hike.
Yeah.
And then what happened?
Like all the suburban dad shoes, the monarchs popped off, like all that dad core.
Dude, the new balance and the ones that I used to run with because I thought they were good for knees, those 990s or whatever, those became and everybody used to see my shoes and be like, what the fuck are you doing?
So I think we just started doing your time.
Start Your Good Habit00:03:50
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Tucker Carlson Hypocrisy00:15:08
Now let's get back to the show.
Oh, Tucker Carlson beefing with Ben Shapiro.
What y'all think about it?
Explain to me your fascination with Tucker.
I think that was a loaded question.
No, because you said, I find him interesting.
I do find him interesting.
Tell me why.
I think he's making a really smart play right now.
Which is?
I think he smells blood in the water with Ben.
So again, I think that Tucker and Ben Shapiro and other groups as well are fighting for the same group of people, right?
Let's say, let's be the most generous thing, say middle to the right Americans.
And Tucker knows that the Daily Wire is the largest independent version of those people or the largest independent system that is satisfying those people.
And those people are conflicted about Israel-Palestine.
Ben Shapiro has got to lock in, or maybe he really wants to lock in, but y'all, I'm riding so hard.
I'm making every single news story about this.
We're going.
We have to talk for our people.
We got to speak for our people, et cetera.
And I think Tucker is in a position where he's like, I'm going to use this.
He already sees the fan base being segregated on this or separated or whatever the fuck word I'm trying, fractured.
Daily Wire's fan base on it.
So he's like, I'm going to use this as an opportunity to scoop up all those people that aren't exactly into the reporting that Ben is doing.
Yeah.
So I think that this is a right-wing news play.
And now that Tucker's in the space, he's like, let me gobble up some stuff and let me see what I can do.
Now he's a smart move.
He's an independent space.
And his position on that specifically is like, I'm not emotionally invested in either side.
I care about America.
Well, the thing that's really interesting is...
Exactly.
It's like, he, what's up?
Oh, yeah.
So the thing that's really interesting about his positioning is he's making, he's framing Ben as if he doesn't care about America by caring about Israel.
By caring about either side.
Or Palestine.
Exactly.
Now, I don't think that we exist in America as people that can only care about one thing.
I think it's an unfair framing.
I think that you can be an American and Palestinian and care about what's happening in Palestine.
You think you can get an American and Jew and care about what's happening in Israel.
Think you get American and Indian and care about what's happening in fucking India.
You can care about these things and you can utilize whatever platform you want to support the things you care about.
I think it's one of the most beautiful things about America is that we, you know, bring our culture.
We live in a free society where we can bring our past cultures and celebrate them here.
You can't do that everywhere.
You can't go around celebrating your past culture someplace because they'll be like shut the fuck up.
We just do this.
Now, Tucker said something, oh, my family's been here for hundreds of years.
And it's like, okay, yeah.
Well, if you have no attachment to where you're from and where you're, that's, of course, you love America.
That's all you have to love.
You don't know what you are.
You don't know if you're from Prussia or you're from Sweden, you're from Norway.
If you did, maybe you would feel compelled to speak on them as well.
Even that is a branding thing, though.
It's like, I'm American.
I'm so far removed from all that stuff.
I just can only be American.
That's all.
I think you can't have the capacity to care.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
But yeah, I don't like that framing where we can only care about the things here.
And also to imply that, like, if we cared about things in other places, it would take away from the opioid epidemic here.
It almost felt a little bit like he was using the opioid crisis as a tool, which I don't like because it's like, Tucker, like you're interviewing the wolf of Wall Street.
What you doing for the opioid crisis?
You know what I mean?
Gay lover.
Yeah, yeah.
You had Obama's opioid using gay lover on the pod.
So stop acting.
Now you're talking.
So it's like, so I get he's, I don't know.
I don't, and maybe he has a lot of charity work that he's doing for him.
Maybe he's donating money from those podcasts to this crisis.
But the idea that he would be critical of somebody else using their platform for the things they cared about while he's using his platform for his own interests, I think is a bit hypocritical.
Now, he's a sharp dude.
Yeah.
Tucker's a sharp dude and he's been through the fucking ringer.
Like they came to his house.
By they, I mean, like people who hated him, protested against, like they showed up at his house with his fucking children.
So he's already had mud thrown all over him and he's survived and continued to thrive.
That's a dangerous man.
You don't want to fuck with a man like that because most people have not experienced the worst of the worst, meaning what the public can do to you.
Once you've experienced it and you know that you can get past it, bring it on.
Like bring it the fuck on.
Now, Ben has also been through that.
Ben has been the most hated person on the internet because that was his, before he became like a real journalist, he was just a troll that was like trying to piss black people off every single day.
So he's also experienced the ire of the internet.
Now he's tried to like reshape his image and been like, why can't we all get along?
Even though he spent the majority of his fucking professional life trying to divide as much as he possibly could.
But he's making that pivot.
So seeing them go after it for the same audience would be quite interesting.
I love it.
No, dude.
White on white crime.
But I wonder if there's other players that are going to come in too.
I wonder if because Daily Wire was like the only.
And now there's going to be some people that are going, why is there so much attention to this thing that's happening in the place?
Listen, we live in New York, in Los Angeles, maybe Miami.
There's going to be a hyper focus on what's happening in the Middle East because there are so many people from there.
We're talking about both Palestinians and Jews in these cities, right?
Yeah.
We were talking to Derek the other day.
We're like, yo, is everybody talking about the Middle East?
What's going on in the Middle East?
He goes, bro, we haven't had one conversation about it at the club.
One.
Now, I don't know if that's all, Texas, but if they're not even talking about it amongst friends, it's not even being brought up, not off pod, it might not be a concern to the majority of the country.
And if it's not a concern of the majority of the country and you're Ben and you're talking about it every single day because it's something you're passionate about, your audience might start to get to go, whoa, fatigued at the very least.
Was it Ben also beefing with Candace Owens?
Candace as well.
And he can't fire her because he's all free speech.
So Candace got him by the balls.
It's like, you're going to silence me?
I thought you're the platform that was erected because we were being silenced.
Now, the second I disagree with you, you shut me down.
Yep.
Heavy is the head, yo.
It is.
Heavy is the head.
It is.
Heavy is the head.
But I do think that there is a little jockeying going down.
And especially with this election, you're going to see them start to pick sides and who they're partnering with.
Now, Tucker, it seems he's cozied up with Trump and they beefed.
Didn't Tucker shit all over Trump?
Now they hang out with me.
This is where I kind of find so disingenuous.
Like, we know for a fact you were on Fox News praising Trump every day and then texting behind his back or texting off air.
I hate this guy.
He sucks.
He's the worst thing to have in America, whatever you were saying.
You're just doing the same thing.
How do people not see through it?
There's certain people.
And didn't he on air criticize too?
Wasn't he?
Very critical.
Maybe very early, but as soon as it looked like Trump was winning, all of a sudden, pro-Trump, support everything Trump does.
He's not at fault for Jan 6 at all.
But that's the Fox Institution.
That's the Fox Institution.
I would have conversations with those dudes off air and they would tell me, oh, they would be talking shit with the talking shit about Trump.
And then the second that fucking camera came on and that green, sorry, that red light popped on, it was just a dick rod marathon.
But now you're independent.
So at the, I was like, all right, look, I can judge him for saying things he didn't believe to get a check, but we're all hypocritical to a degree, whatever.
What I'm saying now, though, is now you're independent.
You're just doing the same thing.
Yeah.
Like you're independent now.
You could go do whatever you want to.
There's no boss.
You're on your own and you're just doing the same thing.
Freedom of speech.
But it's not free speech.
It's speech that makes money.
It's speech for profit.
Of course, of course.
But you can say whatever you want.
I'm not as mad at him as I am curious.
The people who bought in again, like the people who keep buying into Ted Cruz as being some authentic whatever.
Like there's just example after example of these guys being disingenuous.
How y'all keep Ben Shapiro?
That motherfucker, I believe he believes everything he's saying.
Whether I agree or not, what I hear from him, what comes to my, what comes to me, seems a genuinely, he seems a genuine Israel Palestine talks about Israel a lot.
I believe he believes everything he's saying.
Yeah, I don't think that, yeah, the only thing I would say he's disingenuous about is like wanting there to be, you know, wanted the country to come together and like be part of what I think that he cares more about monetizing his base than he does the whole country coming together.
Fair enough.
Yeah, because if the whole country comes together, he can't make movies that are poking fun at the left.
He's monetizing the ire of the right towards the left.
And that's where I guess what I'm doing isn't necessarily fair because, again, I think there are levels of hypocrisy to every human being.
Just to me, it's a little worse in some cases.
I think the further, the farther end of the spectrum, further, I guess, is Tucker, Ted Cruz, probably AOC or whoever on the left.
I'm sure there's people on the left, but like, I've been just saying, I'm sure Tucker would say to this, though, like, yeah, I disagree with him, but I agree with him and I want him for president, even though we've...
You shit on him in private text and public facing, front-facing, always praised him.
Now you're doing the exact same thing.
And I don't even know if he's really addressed.
I used to hate him.
Here's where he won me back over.
I didn't see this.
I just Googled it and he was just like, yeah, they rated Mar-a-Lago.
That's fucked up.
I don't like, there's things I disagree with, but I'd still be a Trump supporter because you can't, you know, do that.
It's bigger than Trump.
It's bigger than Biden.
I want to live in a free country with a functioning justice system.
So I'm sure he just takes it on political grounds.
It's the same way where like people hate Biden.
Yeah, it's also like a single issue voter.
Yeah.
So I think that Tucker is supporting who he thinks will protect the values, the American values that he cares about.
And if it looks like the Trump administration is going to do that better than Biden or better than DeSantis or better than anybody else, he's like, okay, I'm going to ride with this.
Even though there are things that I really don't like, this is paramount.
Which I agree on its face is kind of hypocritical.
But if you get into the nuance of it, I just thought also that's what most people are.
For example, like if you're a Jewish person in America and it looks like the right wing, you know, a part of the American government is more supportive of Israel in this war, you might vote Republican easily.
Like, for example, I'm sure if there was something with India, if only the Democrats were supporting India throughout this thing that you really cared about, you would at least be open to it.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I guess I guess my general feeling, and what you're saying isn't wrong, but my general feeling on him is it's a little the fraudulent, it seems a little fraudulent to me, and it seems more fraudulent than a lot of these guys.
Like it just seems a little more desperate when you're bringing on Obama's alleged gay lover.
It's fire, it's fun, but if you're a serious journalist, it's wild for me to be like, yo, you're a serious journalist.
I mean, that's important information.
If somebody said they sucked the president's dick, you want to talk to him?
No.
Why are you sucking that thing so hard right when he said that, bro?
That black field wants to come on here.
I would say that's a good question.
But she did for a fact.
It's been proven.
I want to hear what she has to say.
Anybody could say I suck the president's dick.
So probably a lot of people saying it.
A drug using dude?
Like, all right.
There's no real evidence to support anything you're saying.
I hear a one-hour interview.
I hear you have higher standards for Tucker than he has for himself.
And that's frustrating for you.
Yes.
And I feel like we as a people don't really, if a guy says one thing we believe in wholeheartedly, and I probably do the same shit.
I'm not, who am I to act like I'm so pious?
But it just, I'm looking at it objectively because I don't care too much about this.
And I'm like, eh, just feels a little gross to me what you're doing.
Maybe he's got an angle he's playing.
No, that I didn't think about that Ben Shapiro shit, but like, that's a brilliant angle to just take market share.
That's what this is really.
I mean, like, he came up in the Fox system.
He's not a stupid guy.
So he knows how they do business.
He knows the political chess moves that are, you know, at play.
And I'm sure that he's applying them to, you know, what he's doing.
Where does his show live?
Is it just he only does X or it's like a private website?
Yeah, but he said, I saw him do this in an interview.
He's, he's going to have advertisers, but also keep the subscriber model because he knows at any moment he can lose a subscriber.
The advertisers.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That's why we got the paper.
And he also thinks like a lot from like the substack community will come up in that independent.
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't start, if he didn't start a version of the Daily Wire.
Maybe that's what he's angling for right now.
Exactly.
And I think that he's positioning Ben.
He's framing Ben as if Ben doesn't care about America.
And the people that he want on his side, he wants on his side, are the people that care about America in the way that he wants it to be or that he believes they want it to be.
That's it.
I'll give him graphics.
Yeah, I'll give him best case scenario, which is that's the thing that he has in common.
He wants somebody that will literally put America first, cares about American issues, and is going to try to fix American issues and not go fight these census wars abroad.
First American news.
Something like that.
So that's my assumption and that he would maybe collect some talent around him, partner up with one of these billionaire, you know, Peter Thial types, you know, get a bunch of money, create another Daily Wire.
And now Daily Wire has got some competition.
There you go.
I think that should probably be the move.
But he's slow playing it.
Smart.
He's not just jumping into it.
It's like, okay, let me build up this podcast.
And he's doing a good job.
People are fucking watching.
He's got some interviews that are going viral.
I mean, each one of these episodes is doing millions of views.
Yeah.
Like this one from December 28th, 31 million views.
Granted, it's probably inflated on those X. Twitter numbers are.
Yeah.
But it's like insane engagement.
You saw Elon asked Mr. Beast to post on X?
Yeah, and then Beast was like, nah.
Yeah.
He's got the network is called the Tucker Carlson Network and he has eight different verticals within there or like shows.
Like he has his tour, the sworn enemy tour.
He's got like the cabin interviews that he does so he can be suited up political interviewer Tucker.
Tucker's sharp.
He's well read.
He likes Zen's.
That's cool.
He's into the Zen.
Yeah.
No, the, yeah, the Mr. Beast.
Can I see what he said?
No, the Mr. Beast thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Basically, he was like, I uploaded, go watch it, or I'll dropkick you.
And then someone was like, upload on this platform too.
Elon says, yeah.
And then he says, my videos cost millions to make.
And even if they got a billion views on X, it wouldn't fund a fraction of it.
Oh, shit.
Which, I mean, YouTube pays the most, it seems like, of this type of content.
Yeah.
So.
Damn.
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I mean, yeah, if Twitter's not paying any ad revenue, can you do it?
I said I'm down, though, to test stuff once monetization is really cranking.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he needs to make money.
I think what he's thinking is if I post it on Twitter, it's going to take away from my views on YouTube, which generate revenue.
So I'm losing money to promote your platform.
Now, what Elon should be doing is going, here's the check.
We're going to pay you more than you would make on YouTube to just also post here.
Yeah, post here.
Because that hurts because he's also got Twitter Blue, which is where they're advertising.
People are making so much on Twitter using Twitter Blue.
And then if Mr. Beast is like, no, I'm not, then I'm like, oh, maybe I don't need this fucking blue check.
I was thinking about getting it and I might still do it.
But whenever the special comes out, I was like, maybe I put it on Twitter, get the blue, it monetizes too.
And now I'm looking at it like, oh, you don't make that much.
Maybe it's a bad move.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They got to figure out just how to like get actual money off these views, which is the biggest challenge for all these platforms, like short form views specifically.
How do you really make money off?
Yeah.
It's just tough.
Yeah.
I mean, what the advantage that, you know, TikTok has is that you get lost in that scroll.
So they can throw an ad as the fifth swipe up.
Twitter is a little different in that your scroll is the feed.
It's kind of an antiquated model where it's like you're just being, you're just being like almost force-fed these things that, and most of the stuff on your feed is people you follow, but I think they also throw other things they think you'll like.
But TikTok is the gene and tick guys like, they're like, we know what you like.
You don't got to tell us.
Yeah.
And we're going to figure it out.
And it's a full swipe.
I can't do one swipe and get go past 10 tweets.
Yeah.
100%.
You know what else that tweet makes it feel like is, oh, y'all are, y'all can't afford to pay?
Yeah.
Y'all can't afford to pay.
You're still broke.
Yeah, maybe.
Did you see the Cybertruck ad, quote unquote?
That was great.
Like, did you see this?
Basically, this went viral.
It was like, yo, Cybertruck got on its first accident.
Here's what happened.
And this is the picture of the Cybertruck.
Fantastic.
And this is the picture of the Corolla that I hit.
Absolutely fantastic.
I don't know if it's really an ad, but this shit feels like it just looks so good for the Cybertruck.
Yeah, it's an amazing ad, if it is.
Now, here's the question.
Do we have the list?
Do we have fucking Epstein's list yet?
Let me find out.
How do we not have Epstein's list?
I'm starting to really think this is going to be so underwhelming.
It is.
No list yet.
No fucking list.
What do we think about this Tasha K Kevin Hart thing?
I mean, she's been sued like left and right.
Yeah, she's been sued a few times.
For defamation.
Yeah, I didn't know who she was.
I had heard the name, but I was watching her videos yesterday when the story.
But this is extortion she's suing him for.
So defamation was Cardi B.
This one is she was literally allegedly trying to extort Kevin Hart with his assistant.
Give me $250,000 and I won't post this video.
And it's like, that's a crime.
Talking shit about somebody or saying something is podcasting.
Now, once these lawsuits start getting thrown out, it might change podcasting.
We might have to throw a lot more allegedly out.
But extorting somebody, saying, I need a quarter million dollars.
I'm going to drop this on the internet.
Like, how are you so stupid that you don't know that that's a literal federal crime?
Yeah.
Right?
But then the thing that's confusing to me, why sue?
Why not just go after her criminally?
Like have the feds go after.
I think he called the police.
Oh, did he?
Oh, I thought he's just suing.
Oh, I thought this is a criminal trial.
Oh, okay.
So I'm not sure.
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I mean, the way that I think you really hurt people, I guess, is financially, right?
Like, if you're like, I'm going to make it so that you can't even do this shit anymore.
But at the same time, yeah, you should do criminals.
Put it in jail.
You're extorting money.
Like, because Cardi won the suit for 4 mil.
Yep.
And now she keeps going after her.
To collect.
Yeah.
Which is fucking crazy.
Like going after everyone around her and shit like that.
Like, where is she hiding the money?
Because I want every penny of it.
Yeah.
What do you think about my man TD Jakes?
Those allegations.
Do we know for a fact it was revealed in anything?
I feel like it's just rumors.
This one's all bullshit.
It's bullshit.
Yeah.
TD Jakes, man.
Smean of God.
Christian man.
Christian man.
He's a Christian man.
God-fearing Christian man is not going to get his fucking cheeks clapped.
Power bottom, they're saying.
Yeah.
They were calling him a power bottom.
That's dumb.
There's no good Christians at a power bottoms.
Let me think.
Dudes or women?
Dudes.
I thought the new Christians y'all loud at now.
Oh, yeah.
Pope said you could bless them.
You could bless them.
You're not going to give them the wafer or nothing.
Yeah.
Oh, so you get top by just gay to get it.
I think, how long you think before Christians are like, ah, you could be gay.
Catholics?
Nah, because y'all are really the most conservative.
But you also need the Catholics to keep things more or less in line.
But the thing about Christianity is that that shit is, you know what I mean?
Isn't it?
Why'd you act so gay with that, son?
I was like.
It just moves and shakes, bro.
You know, it takes what's hot.
Like it's just Catholic shit.
I don't know what that is.
It's looking funny in the light.
No, Catholics don't.
Catholics are like, yo, this is what he did.
That little dance you just did, son.
No, they swag surf, bro.
They put rap music in the sermon.
Everybody swag surfing for the new year.
This is Christianity, bro.
Look, the little diddy take that.
Take that right there.
Christianity, once it's hot, the gays got to be hotter.
That's the thing.
If the gays really were providing enough value, Christianity would take that shit and make it part of what's going on.
They've done that throughout the Sunday.
We celebrate the Sabbath is Saturday.
It says it in the book.
We switch it up.
Gays provide a lot of value.
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They make the most money.
They adopt kids.
They can't.
What do you mean they make the most money?
Gays be making money, dog.
The dinks, bro.
Dinks.
With dual income?
No, no kids.
Or if they get kids, they adopt them.
Take kids from orphanages.
Because they can't have any homes.
There's like five gays that adopted.
What are you talking about?
Gays are at the fucking club doing ketamine because they're not adopting kids left and right.
Let's just be honest here.
I've seen it.
It's happened.
Some postseason gays in the postseason is all of them do.
I'm just saying, it's not common.
You know what I mean?
I saw an Indian woman with abs once.
My wife.
He said, There you go.
I don't say why.
I don't say why.
I don't talk about wives.
I'm just saying, I saw another Indian woman.
Yo, does laugh at bad hole.
He's laughing because he knows I made that shit up.
I'll be honest.
I never said that much, but I was trying to give y'all.
It's a rough area for y'all.
It's a rough area.
The abdom is a rough area.
It's hard.
It's hard.
I'm on Vumpla.
You are on Voompla.
I'm on Vumpla.
I see every Bollywood actress.
What's Voompla?
Voompla.
Bollywood IG page.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm on Vumpla.
It's the best.
You see these Hollywood actresses.
You trying to set me up, right?
No.
Don't you dare set me up.
I would have already said it.
You already said what's Voompla.
Yeah, I did too.
What is it, though?
It's not that literally just told you.
Can we pull that up?
Yeah.
It's the best Instagram account.
All right.
Vumpla.
Yo, this is crazy.
You've never been on Voompla?
They have all the Bollywood actresses and stuff on there.
And you get to see all their stomachs.
Yeah, Vumplas, yeah.
This one?
Oh, oh, is that what we're talking about?
Are you completely making this up?
No, it's Vumpla.
This is a well-known thing.
Yeah, but why there was other posts with just little kids?
Because they're famous.
I'm assuming this is.
I'm just with their kids, Bollywood actors.
Oh, I think they just look at Bollywood.
No, no, it's just anyone that's famous.
No, yeah.
Are y'all really not on Voompla?
It's crazy y'all not on Vumpla.
You got to get on Vumpla, bro.
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Yeah.
I'm on Vump.
Are you on Vumpler?
I'm on Vump.
Oh, no.
They got to post you.
No, no, they ain't got me.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Oh, that's right.
Sit down.
This one's fire right here.
Hey, you.
No, that's fake.
Indian hot chicks.
Come on, bro.
That's fake.
That's AI.
Oh, look at that one right there.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Yeah.
Yeah, look at these hot ass Indians.
Son, that look like Dub and Dub.
Dove and Dub or something.
Dove wishes he's like either one of them.
Oh, God damn.
Look at them abs.
That's AI.
Yeah, you can say that if you want to.
Yeah, I mean, Akash, let's be serious here.
You don't genuinely believe that.
I know.
That's actually too many abs to be attractive to me, but that's too much abs, but that's real.
It ain't a thousand percent real.
Nah, thousand percent.
One thousand.
Okay, so in all seriousness, guys, what do we think about Colorado and Maine trying to ban Trump from the ballot box?
It's kind of funny, like some of the people that are like coming out in opposition to him.
Talk to me.
So I don't think Maine.
New some.
Yeah, there's been a couple Democrats actually that are like, so I think Maine specifically, I don't know if Colorado is the same thing.
I think I just read it from Maine, that basically you can't run if you support an insurrection.
There is a post-Civil War.
Yeah, what is it?
14th Amendment, there's a clause or something like that that says, if you support insurrection, I think it can give cause to remove your eligibility for something.
It doesn't specifically say president, but you're eligibility for election.
I'm not exactly sure.
Official office at that point.
Office, yes.
So they're using that clause to remove him from the ballot.
Right.
Now, the question is, one, will the Supreme Court let this live?
I doubt it.
The fact that they've already tried is just going to bolster support for Trump.
This is the best possible thing they can do.
I heard he's trying to get around it by holding a caucus.
Because then if you hold a caucus, there's no ballot and you can get around it.
Hmm.
The Republicans do caucus.
Yeah.
Also, it depends on the state certainty.
Has he been convicted?
They switch this, then they just get around it.
You don't need conviction.
The insurrection is about it.
Yeah.
So what is the judgment on whether or not you supported it?
It was if you have reason.
I think that's like its own trial.
I think I assume in my brain they're finding you guilty.
They're finding you guilty of supporting an insurrection.
So whatever the federal court or whatever state of New York says, in our eyes, for this law, you support an insurrection.
So the punishment is for this is not jail time.
It is you cannot run.
At the judge's discretion.
Yeah, I guess.
Call our Supreme Court.
Here's the thing.
Yeah.
So there you go.
Here's the question here.
Now, is this an organized, I think about this in two ways.
Is this an organized attempt to remove Trump from the election by the people in power, the they's, if you will, right?
They cannot possibly be this dumb.
Or, or is this local, not authorities, but like local politicians trying to satisfy their constituents by being the person that tried to get Trump taken off because I hate Trump so much and I hate Trumpism and that's what I'm going to do for you guys.
I'm going to fight back against Trumpism.
And then it manifests itself in this like plan organized by the DNC to remove him as competition.
See what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
I think my knee-jerk reaction is like, oh, here goes the DNC it up again, or here goes the VAS, the Democratic days, the liberal days.
They're going to fuck this up and they're going to send Trump right to the White House with this organized plan to remove him from the ballots because they don't think they can beat him.
But I wonder if it's not that sophisticated.
It's just at a local level, you're just trying to satisfy your base.
And what is better for a liberal base than just going, hey, we're going to get Trump off the ballot because this guy started an insurrection.
What's weird is it's also on the ballot in conservative states.
Texas for sure.
It's on the like it's not on the ballot.
They're mulling the same thing.
Well, I think there's Democrats that can put it on there, right?
I guess so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you tell your fan base or your voting base, I did it.
Do you want the actual answer?
Yes, sure.
It's separate unorganized litigants, and they're choosing different arguments to argue this point.
So, one, Michigan had one argument, Colorado had another argument, and Maine was a secretary of state who basically, because of Colorado Supreme Court agreeing with the lower court that he was an insurrectionist, she couldn't in her mind say, oh, this is this, she had to uphold the Constitution in her mind because it says, 14th Amendment, if you're an insurrectionist, you can't run.
So, therefore, as Secretary of State, an apolitical position, she had to say this.
So, it's all just completely disorganized.
And then it will be conflated as an organized movement, but that's what's actually happening.
Hmm.
The more you know.
That's kind of what I suspected.
That's basically what you said.
Yeah.
But yeah, it is ensuring he gets elected.
Shouts to you, Tom, for knowing what I know.
Yeah.
Did you tell him that before?
I did.
I told him.
I don't know.
That's fine.
Anyway, what a fucking dumb thing.
He told me to kill the pod.
What a dumb fucking idea by these local cloud chasers, these local political cloud chasers.
Trump 2024 is looking more and more probable.
Who beats?
Who beats him?
Who?
I don't know.
I think Trump's Biden's only hope is RFK takes Trump's vote.
I think.
But does I think RFK might even take some of Biden?
I think he'll take more of Trump personally.
Oh, really?
What's your thinking for that?
I think he kind of espoused, and this is why I think he could be a Democrat plant because I think he espouses more of the things that speak to Trump's fan base than Biden's fan base.
The vaccine is harmful, like kind of the conspiracy theories he'll float out there.
That's going to, I think, take more of Trump's fan base than it is Biden's fan base.
I think if you're a Democrat who votes for Kennedy, you're just voting for him because he's a Democrat who's not Biden.
And that could be a lot of people.
I don't know.
But none of us really like Biden.
We're looking for any solution.
All right, there's one.
But I think to empower people, like people like, I want to vote for this guy.
I think RFK is going to take more of those Trump people.
Why don't we like Bud?
It just, it feels like everything is a mess.
It feels like he has no idea what's going on.
Does it feel everything's a mess?
It feels like other countries don't respect him.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So there's a couple things going on.
There's one is him, the person, and his mental state and his age.
I think it's the biggest thing.
Yeah.
That is, and that's a perception thing.
Do other countries think that we're weak because of this?
Do other countries not respect him and his decision making?
Are they going to talk to his intermediaries who are actually making decisions?
Sure.
But in terms of like how the country is, I think we, I think a lot of the country don't feel like he's fit enough to perform his duties.
And so I think that's the biggest thing.
But 100% get that on board, 100%.
But in terms of what has happened during his tenure, is there anything that's happened that has made you go, this fucking idiot, look at the country.
It's in complete disarray.
I do think people's ambient sort of personal feeling towards the society is what will reflect whether or not it's based off a direct Biden policy.
So like war in Russia.
And people are like, wow, we're giving so much money to Russia.
The whole world's fighting against each other.
Israel, Palestine, war in the middle of the year.
We lost this trade heavy.
That was like the Herschel Wallace.
Like inflation's going up and people can't buy groceries.
Yada yada yada.
Inflation is crazy.
So I think it's stuff like that where people are like.
You could blame on Trump's COVID policies.
I don't know.
Yeah, exactly.
I paid $10 for a box of cereal yesterday.
It's crazy.
So I don't know if you can directly pin it to a Biden policy.
I'm sure someone could if you wanted to make the argument, but I think it's just a general like atmosphere of like, I don't feel optimistic for where America's heading.
My suspicion is that that is how people feel every single election cycle.
Like, I think that every time there's a chance to have a new president, people think about all their issues and they're like, these issues are this guy's faults, as we should.
That's the name.
The job is to take responsibility for everything.
If shit is booming during that like first four years with Clinton, you know, I mean, everybody was like, I love this guy.
Run it back.
This was great.
So you have to take that backlash.
That's why you're there.
I just wonder if, I don't know if America is in complete disarray.
I think it's actually, I think most people would say like the temperature is much lower than Trump.
Like when Trump was here, everything was fight.
Trump goes, the color blue is good.
Fuck the color blue.
How dare you like the color blue?
Everything is just an absolute battle between left and right.
And now it just feels like the temperature is lower.
And I think we attribute that to Biden.
You have to give him some credit.
Biden or his handlers or whoever is making the decisions.
I don't really think it's Biden, but the economy, yes, there's inflation.
We also printed $2 trillion.
Like inflation should be 100%.
The fact that cereals only 10 bucks is astonishing.
I'm like doing a good job.
Now, don't get me wrong.
I know there are people that are struggling to eat.
That fucking is horrible.
But based on what we did, our monetary policy to inject that much cash into the market and have the market not completely flip, there is some sophisticated shit going on.
Like we should, all that shit that I talked about the Fed, I should call and be like, yo, my bad.
You were feding it up.
You were nice.
Whatever you be doing, do that shit.
Because we only had 7% inflation or whatever it is, 10% inflation.
I don't know.
I think it's very easy to just sit here and go, oh my God, look at what a fucking inept idiot this corpse is.
And he might be a corpse.
He might be totally checked out.
But the administration, which is not what we vote for, we vote for the man.
But I wonder if we can honestly, objectively go, I don't think the administration has bombed.
Job numbers are backed before pre-pandemic times.
Like we've actually recovered.
Not 100%, but in certain areas, we've actually recovered.
I'm just saying, like, object, if we could object, if Biden was 65 years old and this was happening, I wonder if we have a different sentiment towards him.
The problem is he can't, I don't think he has it enough up here to charm us in the way that Barack could or Bill could or even Trump could.
They would, and we want to be charmed.
Yes.
We want to be sold on the way out the door.
You buy a car.
It doesn't, the sale doesn't stop when I sign.
The sale stops when I drive out.
Even after I've paid, it's the best car you're going to fucking love.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, this thing, sell us on the way out.
And he just doesn't have it up there to sit in front of a camera and then make us go, that's my president.
And I think to that point.
And that's a problem.
He represents America.
He looks feeble.
He looks frail.
He looks old.
In the same way that...
But again, that's a separate argument.
I'm saying policies and what's the problem.
No, I'm saying to your point, I think that's why we're like, we're looking for the weakness.
Absolutely.
We're always going to try to criticize the people that are in charge.
And that, well, here's why I also push back on that.
One point is I don't think you necessarily, if COVID doesn't happen, people like the left would have talked all the shit they wanted about Trump and what he's doing and blah, blah, blah.
And I think a lot of moderate people would have been like, yo, the economy's kind of kicking ass and taking names.
I think I'm going to, I think I'm okay with this guy.
Let's ride with this guy.
This guy meaning if COVID doesn't happen, COVID fucked the whole thing.
Easily.
But yeah, so I think we're not to that point of like, we just look for what's wrong every to a degree, yes.
But I think generally we take stock, we pull back and we're like, what do we feel like the nation, do we feel like it's getting stronger or getting weaker?
100%.
And that can be, and that can be, you know, a single issue determination for voting for some people.
It's like, how does the nation perceived?
If my identity is built into being American and America is being perceived as weak, now I'm being perceived as weak.
But even how do I feel the nation is doing?
Like, where is it going?
What I'm saying is that might be indicative of how people feel about it.
Because if we're looking at the nation right now based on the policies of the Biden administration, it's handled what it's went through incredibly well.
Yeah, maybe.
Objectively speaking and compared to other countries.
Like eggs and shit cost way more in Canada.
You know what I mean?
Like the way our inflation has been managed, you go down to fucking Argentina, it's 100% inflation on a Tuesday, 50% on a Wednesday.
Like what's happened with injecting that kind of money into the company, into the economy is incredible.
Are we going to have to pay for it eventually?
Probably.
Maybe we've just been peeing on ourselves.
There's that saying, like, as long as you're peeing on yourself, it's warm.
You run out of pee, gets cold and uncomfortable.
So maybe we're just pushing that off and pushing that off and pushing that off.
They're going to drop interest rates probably around election time because they want us all to feel like we have a lot of money and we can go buy things.
They're going to do that.
That's the game.
And everybody does it.
When that happens, it might just push it even further.
Eventually, we might have to pay for what's happening.
I guess what I'm saying is if we could remove our human instinct to like look for a leader and look for someone to blame for problems, if we could just look at how the country is doing for us right now compared to how other countries are doing.
If our inflation is 10% and everyone else is 20%, we go, well, shit, my man, you killing it.
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But I don't think we're capable of doing that.
I think it's just like, what am I frustrated at?
I don't like that this guy's stumbling around and falling off of bicycles.
People in other countries are making fun of us.
Fuck those guys.
Yeah, we need somebody who can tell us other countries, suck our dick.
Trump will do that.
To that point, I think a lot of people would be happy with any other Democrat that seems young and fit.
Booty judge, I think people will be like, yo, that guy, he seems young.
He seems sharp.
I don't, the country's doing well with Democrats.
Just put a different guy there as the face of the country.
I think that's why I think a lot of Democrats are like, dude, Joe, don't run again.
Yeah, it's astonishing how little talent is.
It's astonishing.
I mean, Kamala just absolutely bombs unbelievable.
Does he have to run with Kamala again if he's doing reelection?
It's just customized.
It's rare.
It's rare to fire your VC.
And the optics of firing the first black female, whatever vice president is horrendous for what the fire is.
But for her to just like completely sit back and just push her, resign and say like, I want more time with the fam.
That's true.
She ain't doing that.
Because that is a concern for the reality.
She's girls half black, half Indian.
She ain't listening to nobody.
I'll tell you that.
Like the election is like we're electing somebody that probably won't stay in office through his term.
Who do you think's a good VP?
If they replace him?
Nobody believes in Kamala.
That's what I'm saying.
Who do you think would be a good one?
Like it might be monumental.
Her, I don't know who's worse, her or Hillary.
Hillary.
Yeah, I think Hillary's less likable.
Unbelievable.
Yes, less likable, but like Kamala had everything going.
Like the world was waiting to like her.
Yeah.
And every time she spoke, more and more people were like, I can't do it.
I mean, I just can't do it.
Like, it's crazy.
Imagine she was white.
Thank God she's not.
If she was white, you really hear it.
Yeah.
You would really hear.
Black people can't say how horrible Kamala is because she's black.
If she was white, they would be on that ass.
How the fuck did this goofy get into office?
We're just giving her a hard time, guys.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know who you run as a VP.
It's astonishing how little talent there is in the Democratic Party.
Like, it's unbelievable.
On the Republican side, too.
That's why Trump was able to body everybody.
Yeah, but then like... DeSantis is just like less and less likable the more you hear him.
Well, I think what happens is like all these guys get close to winning and then they're trying to not lose.
They're playing that pre-vent defense.
And then pre-vent defense is no personality.
Like they are terrified to be themselves because they're worried every single word that they could potentially say is going to remove that thing that they've coveted since they're 20 years old.
Yeah.
And I think that's DeSantis.
He's just falling apart.
He's wearing heels and shit.
He's like, oh, they'll like me if I wear heels.
Be short, bro.
Be a short fighter pilot.
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Nah, stand on him heels.
No, it is crazy.
A lot of my Florida friends are like, yeah, we're good on DeSantis.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
That's crazy.
And they love him.
Florida loved him.
He's Romney Trust.
That's what they were saying doing COVID, too.
His whole battle with Disney really fucked a lot of shit up.
Yeah, that Disney shit really fucked him.
I feel like what a stupid fight to pick.
And what was the exact thing with Disney?
I remember what was it?
Yeah.
He wants a taxonomy.
They have like very lax taxes based on the area that they're in.
And then he, there was like a don't say gay ban and they sort of pushed back on him.
And then he was going to try to take their taxes away, like their tax exemption away.
And then it just became a fucking bad boy.
That was the beginning of the end.
Yeah.
He took control of the board, but Disney dissolved the board.
So he had no power and basically just showed he was impotent.
He got caught up in like saying woke too much.
Yeah.
And like not having a real definition of woke, I feel like.
Yeah.
Abandoned books.
I'm trying to get through his book right now, Vivek, but I feel like this Vivek's thing is it's all about woke.
And it's like, all right, man, it's not all about woke.
Like, he's literally saying the problem with corporate America is it's too woke and that's fraudulent.
But it's almost like he's defending the shit corporate America did before.
And it's like, do you think this is where it all went wrong?
Do you think this is why poor people are poor is because corporations just went woke in 2012?
You need to get back to the way it was like with Enron.
Yeah.
Like what are you saying?
Purdue Pharmaceuticals.
That's what we need.
That's funny.
It's like a good American company.
That's what we need right now.
It's like watching a comic new misdirection jokes for an hour and a half.
And you're like, buddy, this is fucking good for 30 minutes.
Get out of here.
Yeah, 30 minutes.
That's funny.
I keep falling asleep on everything.
I saw American Fiction, amazing movie for the first half of what I saw.
I just felt tapped out.
Yeah.
Wow.
Did you see Saltburn?
Oh, I saw that one.
Really?
Oh, crazy.
I got some heat for you, bro.
Bollywood heat.
No, I mean, some to get back at him because it's white boy fucking mud in there shit.
And he's going to.
He's going to.
What is this movie?
Damn it.
Send me time stamps.
Which white guy?
Send me timestamps.
Did you get to the end of it?
Yeah, you got to the end?
Son, he is fucking.
I'm not watching that movie.
What is it about?
It's gay.
He's going.
It is gay.
There's gayness.
There's gayness, but low-key, I like it because it's gayness, but it's like sinister.
It's gayness, but it's heinous.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
It's a cool movie.
It's gay, but it's heinous.
It's gay, but it's always like the gay guys.
Saltburn.
Yeah.
The gay guys may be a bad guy.
No, no, no.
It's actually, it's actually really cool.
I'm not watching that shit.
Son, he wet.
Why y'all want me to watch gay shit?
It's not gay, gay.
Try to find it.
Because I'm telling you, I can't just vindicate that.
Y'all are disgusting.
Animals.
You guys are animals.
Yeah, I don't know about the Zk movie.
Right?
It's really good, actually.
Are you going to be bothered because their gay performance is better than yours?
Yeah.
They're better gay actors.
Yeah, but they took those roles when they didn't have to.
That's what makes them gay.
Fair, Oh, bro.
What's going on over there?
I'm pulling it up.
I can't find it exactly, but there's...
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Yo, this is crazy.
Son, this is crazy.
Yo, he goes to work, bro.
That's Barry Kyogin or whatever?
No, no.
Don't make me about the actor, yo.
Y'all fucking mud.
Say it about the actor.
Now he came to the cellar.
He came for sure.
Yo, y'all some mud fucking ass white folks.
Yeah, he wanted to be under the ground, bro.
He went to the cellar.
We do it, you know, for acting.
It's not real.
Don't believe that.
It's performance art.
Don't believe everything.
CC performance art.
Oh, but he did it for Larry.
Let the recording.
He was a good Hindu.
He was a good Hindu.
I don't believe he did it.
I don't believe he did it, bro.
Oh, my God.
You see this?
This is graphic.
I didn't see it.
Son, they don't got no prosthetic on that thing at all.
Oh, his dick is out?
Son, he's going to fucking the ground.
Like, you've seen.
I don't know.
Oh, he's a method actor, so he really did.
He's definitely naked.
He's fucking mud on the side.
Brando, that mud.
I don't get what you're telling me, Al.
Son, he's fully hard or not.
He's fully naked, and he's fully penetrating that.
Okay.
Come on, bro.
Is it like a bog?
Oh, son, it's a grave.
It's a grave.
Y'all are fucking disgusting.
It's not mud.
Yes, it was raining.
It's mud.
It was raining.
It's mud.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was raining.
He's fucking the mud.
Two fucking corpses.
Y'all are weird, yo.
Is it a bog?
Does it have some white?
Why do you know so much about mud?
You white fuck?
I'm Scottish.
We got bogs, bro.
You know what I mean?
There might be some water underneath and it's easier to fuck through.
But just fucking through straight, like six feet of mud.
I can't wait.
Somebody puts that.
I can't find it.
You gotta watch this.
Please send us that.
Please send us that clip.
Yo, I don't think my camera has been on this whole time.
Please send us.
It's on.
No, I can't find it.
You can get some pics, though.
This shit is insane.
He takes his whole pants off.
He gets butt-ass and starts going to fucking.
Weirdos.
Y'all are weirdos.
Y'all are disgusting.
This is about love, though.
You gotta understand.
It's not about the mud.
It's about what the mud represents.
Oh, man.
That's actually the gayest thing I've ever said.
I don't think he fucked it.
Son.
Oh, my God.
You got to watch it tonight.
This is good family viewing.
But you don't see his meat.
We're the top star.
Oh, you do.
You see his meat.
Stop pretending y'all don't fuck mud.
This has been your big secret.
That's why you've been putting it on me.
You've been projecting.
That's why your population is low.
Y'all be fucking mud instead of people.
I don't know.
I'll be honest with you.
I don't know.
1.4 billion in the middle of the year.
We picked it up from you.
We probably picked it up from mud.
That's cute.
That's crazy.
When we were daddy doing that.
When we were daddy.
Ooh, you got to go with that, huh?
I'm just telling you, why couldn't we?
Oh, we get religion for you, but we can't get mud fucking from you.
That's convenient.
Chicken tikka, but not motherfucking.
You bit something.
I'm just saying.
It seems to me that that's a British dude.
He probably learned that when we were.
Why is that a British dude?
Barry Kyogin's from Ireland.
Oh, that's a British dude.
I don't know if he's from North Ireland or are you British dude?
I'm British, yeah.
Have you seen the flag?
St. Andrew's flag is the British flag.
Fuck, dude.
Have you not seen the flag?
Y'all still don't have freedom.
English flag.
It's our look.
Say again?
English flag.
No, no.
British.
Great Britain.
The English flag is the cross.
The X is the one that everybody knows.
This is obviously a Scottish flag is incorporated.
Oh, yeah.
Take your flag, huh?
No, we bullied their flag.
Okay.
And just completely dominate the bloodline until they let the Germans in.