Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Ja Morant GUN suspension, Trump Roasts CNN, & Kanye back w/ Adidas
Aired: 2023-05-16
Duration: 02:11:39


=== Losing $200 Million Mentality (14:37) ===

[00:00:00]  What up everybody?
[00:00:00]  Welcome to Flagrant.
[00:00:02]  Lot to discuss.
[00:00:03]  Kanye West and Adidas are back.
[00:00:04]  Where's Charlemagne at?
[00:00:06]  We need answers.
[00:00:07]  What's your bet on Kanye getting back with Adidas?
[00:00:09]  You think the house?
[00:00:12]  Trump put a bullet in DeSantis' head.
[00:00:14]  That campaign is over.
[00:00:16]  If I'm president, I will have that war settled in one day.
[00:00:19]  How would you settle that war?
[00:00:20]  I went out to Phoenix.
[00:00:21]  I had to spar Sean O'Malley.
[00:00:23]  I had to put the paws on him.
[00:00:24]  Got dangerous.
[00:00:25]  KSI.
[00:00:26]  Knocked out a kind of professional boxer.
[00:00:28]  Maybe.
[00:00:29]  But first, we got to talk about the face of the NRA.
[00:00:33]  I mean, the NBA is Ja Morant.
[00:00:37]  Let's begin.
[00:00:38]  That seems to be the biggest story going on right now.
[00:00:41]  And it is a fascinating story.
[00:00:44]  And I think it's all wrapped around this idea of why does he not care about $200 million?
[00:00:51]  I think that's why people don't get the behavior.
[00:00:54]  They're like, why would you continue to act in this way when you could lose out on $200 million?
[00:00:59]  Yeah.
[00:00:59]  Right?
[00:01:00]  Yeah.
[00:01:01]  Also, additionally, secondary maybe, we love him and watching him piss it all away is like, bro, we invested into character.
[00:01:07]  But it's all away.
[00:01:08]  Yeah.
[00:01:08]  You see what I'm saying?
[00:01:10]  Like the real core, the common denominator here is like, why would you keep doing this inconsequential thing and then lose the $200 million?
[00:01:17]  And that's what I'm saying.
[00:01:18]  Secondarily, we wouldn't be as involved in that.
[00:01:20]  If we weren't invested in him, then whatever.
[00:01:22]  But the $200 million thing, I was really fucking fascinated by this.
[00:01:26]  I'm like, why the fuck would he be willing to just throw that all away?
[00:01:30]  Because I think so many people who do not have that money are like, wow, that's my freedom.
[00:01:33]  If I had that money, I'd never have to work again.
[00:01:35]  My parents wouldn't have to work again.
[00:01:36]  Why is he willing?
[00:01:37]  He came from humble means.
[00:01:39]  Why is he willing to throw away for his family, for his kids, his kids, kids?
[00:01:42]  Like, what the fuck?
[00:01:43]  That 200 million, that's the Grizzlies contract?
[00:01:45]  That's his new contract that he's already signed.
[00:01:46]  He's about to get.
[00:01:47]  Gotcha.
[00:01:47]  Right?
[00:01:48]  This is what you want.
[00:01:48]  After your rookie contract, you get that big max contract.
[00:01:52]  He doesn't care about the money, but that is a function of being in the NBA.
[00:02:01]  Okay.
[00:02:02]  When you're in the NBA, you get a paycheck every two weeks, just like most people get paychecks.
[00:02:08]  Let's say his paycheck after taxes every couple weeks is half a million dollars.
[00:02:13]  If they win five games in a row and he averages 35 points a game, how much does he get?
[00:02:18]  Same money.
[00:02:20]  Half a million dollars.
[00:02:21]  If they lose five games in a row and he's a bum every single game, how much does he get?
[00:02:26]  $500,000.
[00:02:27]  You start to disconnect.
[00:02:30]  I've spoken to some people about this and the players start to disconnect the money that's coming in and with the work that's being done to make the money, especially a superstar like that that knows he's getting max.
[00:02:41]  Right.
[00:02:41]  Right.
[00:02:42]  Because there is a cap.
[00:02:43]  If you could pay LeBron what he's worth, you'd pay him a billion dollars a year.
[00:02:46]  But there's a cap.
[00:02:46]  It's 30 or 40, whatever the fuck it is now.
[00:02:49]  So having that come in every two weeks, you become disassociated.
[00:02:54]  You become disconnected with it.
[00:02:55]  It's the reason why, I know this sounds crazy to make a parallel.
[00:02:59]  Russell Westbrook never seems accountable for his style of play.
[00:03:05]  It's the same thing, only in different ways.
[00:03:07]  He's like, the money comes in no matter what.
[00:03:10]  Like, I don't, whether I take bad shots or good shots, I still make the same amount of money.
[00:03:15]  Small pushback on Russell Westbrook.
[00:03:16]  Doesn't he, isn't he a free agent now?
[00:03:18]  Or did he get a smaller contract?
[00:03:20]  What are we talking about for the last 10 years where he's been taking bad shots and he keeps on getting max contracts?
[00:03:24]  So, and so what's happening with John is he's not thinking about the 200.
[00:03:30]  It's not even in his mind where all of us are going, how do I not lose this 200?
[00:03:33]  How do I not lose this 200?
[00:03:34]  His behavior is not attached to the money coming in because his on-the-court play is not attached to it.
[00:03:41]  And realistically speaking, I'm sure this is not the first time that the organization has heard of things that he's been involved in.
[00:03:48]  These are the only times that have gotten out to the public.
[00:03:51]  The organization has what are called handlers for their star players.
[00:03:54]  And they go around.
[00:03:56]  One of our boys was Dirk's handler.
[00:03:57]  Yeah.
[00:03:59]  And it's his job to make sure Dirk don't get nobody pregnant, to make sure Dirk is not fucking hiling Hitler in the goddamn bar in Texas somewhere.
[00:04:06]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:06]  Like, it's literally their job.
[00:04:08]  That's a joke.
[00:04:08]  So it's like, like I was saying, you gotta know haircut, right?
[00:04:13]  I kind of like this job.
[00:04:14]  So it's like, it's basically what happens is there's a guy who's with Ja that's from the team.
[00:04:19]  And he's telling him.
[00:04:22]  And he's telling the team, yo, he's out here.
[00:04:23]  He's wilding.
[00:04:24]  He's doing these kind of things.
[00:04:25]  Like, he's a wild dude.
[00:04:27]  It's like, can you control him?
[00:04:28]  Probably not.
[00:04:29]  He has his friends who are all clout goblin gold digging idiots because you're about to fuck up the gold mine.
[00:04:37]  Yep.
[00:04:37]  Yep.
[00:04:37]  Like, don't put your boy on live ever.
[00:04:40]  Yeah.
[00:04:41]  That's if you are living off of him, don't put him on live ever.
[00:04:46]  What's the point?
[00:04:47]  Come on, man.
[00:04:48]  Yeah.
[00:04:49]  No, but you're also letting Josh on putting himself on live the first time.
[00:04:54]  Yo, yo, it's not about, it's like, I'm not saying that he's not accountable for his actions.
[00:04:58]  He needs to be accountable for his actions 100%.
[00:05:00]  100%.
[00:05:02]  But if that's your man and you really fuck with him, you don't want him to get in any trouble.
[00:05:11]  So you're not going to be putting him on live in a fucking strip club, taking pictures of him, throwing money on ass.
[00:05:17]  Right?
[00:05:18]  Have you been 21 before?
[00:05:19]  Say again?
[00:05:20]  Have you been 21 before?
[00:05:21]  I hate that excuse too.
[00:05:22]  I hate that.
[00:05:23]  I did some of the dumbest things at that end.
[00:05:25]  You were broke.
[00:05:26]  You had nothing to lose.
[00:05:27]  You were not ATNT.
[00:05:28]  You're having a million disconnected.
[00:05:29]  No, no, no, no.
[00:05:30]  Your whole point was, your whole initial point was you get disconnected from the money.
[00:05:33]  So him being broke doesn't make an impact because these guys are disconnected with the money.
[00:05:37]  So they're not thinking about the 200 million on the line.
[00:05:39]  Wait, Your whole point was you're not thinking about the money that's on the line because you get disconnected from it.
[00:05:45]  But why?
[00:05:45]  I don't think you understood the initial point.
[00:05:47]  The money comes regardless.
[00:05:48]  Yeah, he never got the money.
[00:05:50]  Ja did or he?
[00:05:51]  No, never got the money.
[00:05:52]  Yeah, but they are also.
[00:05:53]  He doesn't think he's broke.
[00:05:54]  He thinks he has so much money and it doesn't matter what he does.
[00:05:57]  They're very different situations.
[00:05:59]  I'm not saying his situation is the same, but the mentality is the same.
[00:06:01]  I'm not thinking about the money, so let's go on live because I'm disconnected from this action.
[00:06:05]  Oh my gosh, no.
[00:06:06]  It's the same reason why if you're in a gang, you don't give a fuck what's going to happen because you don't know if you're going to be here tomorrow.
[00:06:10]  That's a very different situation than somebody operating like a prince who's like, nothing can go wrong with me.
[00:06:16]  I'm going to be fine no matter what.
[00:06:17]  There are no repercussions to my actions and the money's going to be there no matter what.
[00:06:20]  Because the same reason why Prince Harry dresses up as fucking Hitler on Halloween, right?
[00:06:24]  Because he's like, I'm the prince.
[00:06:25]  Like, what could happen?
[00:06:26]  What realistically could happen?
[00:06:28]  My point is, either way, you're disconnected from it.
[00:06:30]  You're not thinking about the action.
[00:06:31]  Sure.
[00:06:32]  Maybe you can word it better than me.
[00:06:33]  I think that there's not a big difference between 50 million and 100 million when you haven't seen that type of money yet.
[00:06:41]  He's like, hey, all my friend group around me, all the people online, well, all the people, all my supporters are like, yo, I fuck with that shit.
[00:06:49]  He got positive reinforcement after the first thing with actual rappers who are recreating that scene in their videos because they fuck with him and all that type of shit.
[00:06:58]  So he's like, yo, fuck it.
[00:06:59]  I whatever.
[00:07:00]  Y'all find me.
[00:07:02]  I got to sit down a couple games.
[00:07:03]  I don't give a fuck.
[00:07:04]  Like, to him, it's like, I'm nice.
[00:07:06]  Y'all going to have to give me the money regardless.
[00:07:08]  So I'm going to keep doing my shit.
[00:07:10]  That's why he did it again.
[00:07:11]  He just don't give a fuck about what people think about him because he knows I'm going to get the money regardless.
[00:07:15]  So what?
[00:07:15]  You dropped.
[00:07:16]  You don't get any super max, but I still get a max.
[00:07:20]  That's why.
[00:07:21]  That's why what?
[00:07:22]  I think that's why he doesn't care to have repeat the same dumb step again.
[00:07:26]  And that's why the friends around him, he's telling them, yeah, we're going to be good.
[00:07:30]  It don't matter.
[00:07:30]  So what?
[00:07:31]  They'll find me a little something.
[00:07:32]  Yeah.
[00:07:32]  I mean, yeah, he's an idiot.
[00:07:33]  There's no yes to whether he's a stupid person.
[00:07:37]  But what I'm saying is why a dumb guy like that has that disconnect happens.
[00:07:42]  It's like, yeah, maybe he never saw he thought he'd hit 50, but he needs to hit 100.
[00:07:46]  But another thing you got to understand about how players operate and how they identify themselves, it's by the contract.
[00:07:52]  It's not by dropping 30.
[00:07:54]  Are you a max player or not?
[00:07:56]  There's the white boy max, which is the four-year deal, right?
[00:07:59]  No black dude that's a superstar wants the white boy max.
[00:08:02]  They want that five-year, give me it all, the Kevin Love deal, they don't want, right?
[00:08:06]  Why the fuck does Christian Arronaldo go to Saudi Arabia?
[00:08:09]  That's the only people who wanted him.
[00:08:11]  That's the only people who are willing to pay him.
[00:08:13]  Everybody else was like, oh, yeah, you could come on a discount.
[00:08:16]  Yeah, it's there.
[00:08:16]  The price point for the price.
[00:08:18]  Exactly.
[00:08:18]  So if they cut his salary, if they're like, sorry, you're not worth it.
[00:08:21]  It's only 10 minutes.
[00:08:22]  And you become this $10 million player.
[00:08:24]  Oof, that's going to hurt.
[00:08:25]  You know, his style of play.
[00:08:26]  There's no way he's going to become the $10 million player.
[00:08:28]  Yes.
[00:08:28]  Every team is going to be willing to give him the max regardless of all this little gunshot.
[00:08:33]  So that's why he's, I think, this is just my opinion.
[00:08:35]  I think he's like, I don't care.
[00:08:37]  Like, he, you're putting, you're like assuming that every player cares about that super max.
[00:08:43]  What if he don't?
[00:08:45]  All right.
[00:08:45]  So maybe he doesn't.
[00:08:46]  Maybe he does.
[00:08:47]  I mean, if you don't understand, I decided to live on this because I think you're underestimating your ego being on the line.
[00:08:52]  Yeah.
[00:08:52]  Cristiano Ronaldo went to Saudi Arabia because that contracts I can point to and say, I'm the best in the world still.
[00:08:58]  Yes.
[00:08:59]  Mentally, every NBA player got an ego.
[00:09:01]  Every person that's successful on some level has you got ego.
[00:09:04]  We got egos.
[00:09:05]  They got fucking massive egos.
[00:09:06]  They're the best in the world at a sport that everybody plays.
[00:09:09]  Every human being we know has dribbled a basketball and shot it.
[00:09:11]  John Moran is one of the five best in the universe at that right now.
[00:09:14]  Amen.
[00:09:15]  And he got a fucking ego to get there.
[00:09:17]  So he's going to define himself.
[00:09:19]  If he gets $100 million, it's at $200 million and he sees somebody he thinks is like shittier than him getting $200 million.
[00:09:24]  That is going to fucking destroy him on an ego level.
[00:09:27]  And I agree with you that he doesn't think he could lose anything.
[00:09:29]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:09:30]  But what I'm saying, that comes from a place where behavior and money are not connected.
[00:09:35]  If you go on stage or if I go on stage and I keep sucking, what happens to our deals?
[00:09:40]  It's off the basic up in smoke.
[00:09:41]  Exactly.
[00:09:41]  So we, we actually have an incentive to deliver a great fucking show every single time because the price continues to go up.
[00:09:48]  Yeah.
[00:09:49]  With him is locked in and it just, you just completely become desensitized to it.
[00:09:54]  And you don't think.
[00:09:55]  To your point, you know how players play the best in contract years?
[00:09:58]  Yeah.
[00:09:58]  We're always in a contract year because I'm coming back to this club in one year.
[00:10:02]  So if I come through, lose 15 pounds, drop an extra five points, rebound and defending.
[00:10:06]  First year, the new contract gain 15 pounds.
[00:10:09]  Three less rebounds a game.
[00:10:11]  Do you think every show for the next five years will be the same money?
[00:10:14]  I won't give a fuck.
[00:10:16]  I don't give a fuck.
[00:10:17]  Human beings are literally motivated by security.
[00:10:21]  That's all it is.
[00:10:22]  And that's what I'm saying.
[00:10:22]  I think he's looking at his game and be like, yo, if I don't get it from my team, I'm going to get it from some team.
[00:10:29]  Some team will offer him a super max because of the way he's showing a fucking shit.
[00:10:33]  Sure, sure, sure.
[00:10:34]  But you have to acknowledge that there is distance between actions and repercussions.
[00:10:39]  He had a sit-down with the NBA and he is the NBA union.
[00:10:42]  Being young and dumb.
[00:10:43]  And they initially, they go, listen, we saw you doing this shit, pulling the fucking gun out, whatever like that.
[00:10:48]  First of all, a lot of people have made a big deal about like what he did was illegal pulling the gun out.
[00:10:54]  I don't care about that.
[00:10:56]  Well, there is something to speak on it, right?
[00:10:58]  Because if he broke the law, that is, that's illegal.
[00:11:01]  And then now there is recourse to remove funds from him.
[00:11:05]  There's recourse to kick him off the team.
[00:11:06]  They're banned him from the league.
[00:11:08]  I don't think he brandished it in a menacing way.
[00:11:13]  That is the law.
[00:11:14]  You're allowed to show your gun.
[00:11:15]  I'm sure we're going to see a picture of fucking Jokic in wherever the hell he is from this summer with like a shotgun over his shoulder going to hunt deer, right?
[00:11:24]  That's normal.
[00:11:25]  That's okay.
[00:11:25]  They don't want to fight Russia.
[00:11:27]  Step up.
[00:11:28]  We see fucking politicians in their Christmas photos.
[00:11:30]  We're all totally fine.
[00:11:31]  100% cases.
[00:11:32]  100%.
[00:11:33]  Now, this being said, if your jaw, the deal is very reasonable from the NBA.
[00:11:39]  It's very reasonable.
[00:11:40]  It's you get $200 million to bounce a fucking basketball, try to get into the hoop, and pretty much lose every season because you don't have a fucking chance, right?
[00:11:49]  And you get $200 million.
[00:11:51]  That's what it is.
[00:11:52]  And just don't pretend to be in a gang on camera.
[00:11:57]  You can pretend to be in a gang.
[00:11:58]  Play dress up with your boys.
[00:12:00]  Throw your fingers up in goofy ways.
[00:12:02]  Tote the guns.
[00:12:03]  Do all the goofy shit.
[00:12:04]  In the security of your own home with the cameras off.
[00:12:07]  Don't go outside.
[00:12:08]  Hey, do it at the club with no cameras.
[00:12:11]  Do it in your car with no cameras.
[00:12:12]  This is why I'm saying the friends are fucking stupid.
[00:12:15]  And he's stupid for engaging with them in it.
[00:12:17]  The second the phone comes outside.
[00:12:19]  I've had friends that are in positions where When I was coming up, they could lose something by being associated with me.
[00:12:25]  And we kept those relationships private.
[00:12:28]  I knew I was saying some wild shit and I knew them being around me in their corporate positions could hurt their job opportunities.
[00:12:36]  And these are best friends, like closest friends in the world.
[00:12:40]  And I'm on podcast every single fucking week talking about my friends.
[00:12:43]  We've told stories about them on this podcast.
[00:12:45]  And these people have no clue who they are because I'm protecting them from what I know I could do.
[00:12:50]  And this is jokes.
[00:12:51]  Imagine real life shit.
[00:12:53]  Idiots.
[00:12:55]  To me, it shows you don't care about your friend.
[00:12:57]  You care more about your fucking Instagram live than you do about your friend.
[00:13:01]  You care more about yourself.
[00:13:02]  That's why you clout chasing goblin gold digging right there.
[00:13:05]  Yeah, you're not wrong about the intention.
[00:13:07]  I think that still lets him off of the hook a bit where it's like, yo, he might want clout off of you, but you see you're on IG Live.
[00:13:14]  Oh, he's also in it.
[00:13:15]  He's doing this exact thing.
[00:13:17]  He's number one, idiot.
[00:13:19]  Yeah.
[00:13:19]  Right?
[00:13:20]  Yeah.
[00:13:20]  What's the hierarchy of videos?
[00:13:21]  Yeah, he's the dumbest person that you can be in the NBA.
[00:13:24]  Yeah, I guess.
[00:13:24]  He's young, dumb, and immature.
[00:13:26]  No, no, no, I'm tired of this young, dumb shit.
[00:13:28]  Because they got 19-year-old Ukrainians out there that are getting fucking shot up in Russia.
[00:13:32]  Yeah, but they're toting their guns, though.
[00:13:34]  That's the hell.
[00:13:34]  So go to Russia.
[00:13:36]  I'm a random.
[00:13:37]  Go to Ukraine.
[00:13:38]  That was that guy.
[00:13:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:13:40]  If you want to pull out the strap, there are places you could do it legally and be rewarded.
[00:13:44]  They can't play ball too, probably.
[00:13:46]  There was a dude.
[00:13:47]  It was a crip.
[00:13:47]  I think it's Brick Boy or some shit like that.
[00:13:49]  He was rolling 60.
[00:13:50]  He was like, yo, if you want to be about that life, come be with us for a weekend.
[00:13:53]  You want to tote your love guns?
[00:13:55]  Come spend a weekend with us.
[00:13:56]  He's just saying what he's doing isn't it?
[00:13:58]  Yeah, yeah, it is.
[00:14:00]  It sounds like a study abroad.
[00:14:02]  Is it open?
[00:14:02]  Can I just tell you?
[00:14:03]  You know how much fun it is to go like that?
[00:14:05]  Like, that seems fun.
[00:14:06]  Like, I imagine you dunk on someone and you just want to throw something up with your fingers.
[00:14:10]  It's great.
[00:14:11]  You saw the cop that did it?
[00:14:12]  What'd he do?
[00:14:13]  There was a cop in New York.
[00:14:14]  No, but he was making fun of the gang.
[00:14:16]  I don't know.
[00:14:16]  Apparently, people were like, oh, he held it up so good.
[00:14:18]  Like, he's got to be affiliated.
[00:14:19]  He might have.
[00:14:19]  But he, like, popped that shit out.
[00:14:21]  I was like, yo, this is crazy.
[00:14:23]  But he's like in full uniform, just like repping.
[00:14:25]  Boom.
[00:14:25]  There it is.
[00:14:26]  I guess what I'm saying is like, we acknowledge that the behavior is stupid, but this is a 23-year-old man.
[00:14:34]  Okay.
[00:14:35]  23-year-old man.

=== Gangster Life and Gun Agreements (15:02) ===

[00:14:37]  Stop calling him a kid.
[00:14:39]  That's that.
[00:14:39]  Honestly, that's that.
[00:14:41]  That's more racist, to be honest.
[00:14:44]  Why?
[00:14:44]  How is this about race?
[00:14:46]  Because you're just making it.
[00:14:48]  You go, you're like, oh, he's just a 23-year-old.
[00:14:50]  He don't know how to make decisions.
[00:14:51]  No.
[00:14:52]  Would you hold the same thing?
[00:14:54]  If Luca got caught with a gun, would you be like, he's 23?
[00:14:57]  He's breaking the law.
[00:14:58]  He's young.
[00:14:59]  He's 23.
[00:14:59]  That's his point.
[00:15:00]  I don't think that's fully wrong.
[00:15:01]  Yo, I am not.
[00:15:02]  I'm saying that's not the only thing.
[00:15:06]  You got to have higher expectations for black people.
[00:15:07]  I don't like that.
[00:15:08]  No, but one thing that is bothering me is...
[00:15:10]  There is a racial component here.
[00:15:11]  If it was a white dude with a fucking gun that he was out in Montana hiking, hunting or whatever like that, nobody's making a big deal of it.
[00:15:17]  The fact that he is showing the gun off in this like typical dude way.
[00:15:23]  But here's the other thing.
[00:15:24]  It's the most cliche, corny way to do it.
[00:15:26]  I think the context is also important because he got priors in the court of public opinion.
[00:15:31]  He apparently allegedly beat up a 17-year-old, pulled a gun on him at a pickup basketball game at his own fucking house.
[00:15:37]  Apparently, him and his boys train lasers on the Pacers team bus.
[00:15:41]  These are all allegations.
[00:15:42]  They're not for sure, but you hear this.
[00:15:44]  Then you see him at the strip club pull out the gun.
[00:15:46]  Then you see him another time with a gun and you're like, yo, what the fuck?
[00:15:49]  Take race out of it.
[00:15:50]  Bo Jackson has a shotgun.
[00:15:51]  I'm like, this motherfucker is going hunting.
[00:15:53]  His black ass is going hunting.
[00:15:56]  He made some money.
[00:15:57]  That was hunting.
[00:15:58]  This thing is.
[00:15:58]  You're 100% right.
[00:16:00]  There's this thing where we don't want to look like sellouts.
[00:16:02]  We don't want to look like whatever.
[00:16:04]  And I get that, but a lot of black people are letting him off the hook.
[00:16:06]  And it's like, bruh, come on.
[00:16:08]  Nobody's letting him.
[00:16:09]  No, there's a redirect.
[00:16:10]  You're saying he's a child.
[00:16:11]  No, not a child.
[00:16:12]  No, no, I'm saying that.
[00:16:13]  Then in the public eyes, I'm saying what he's doing is dumb, but also I can relate to the fact that he's 23 years old and all the fucking kids around his same age, especially if he's a big fan of these rappers and they're doing the same thing in their videos.
[00:16:27]  Wait, So just like us back in the day, think about 15 years ago when AI was doing all the stupid shit out in the streets.
[00:16:35]  We heard a bunch of stories, but there was no social media back then.
[00:16:38]  Tour, announcement, coming to Salt Lake Memorial Day weekend.
[00:16:42]  Just adding that last minute.
[00:16:44]  So look out for that.
[00:16:46]  Tickets at theandrewschultz.com.
[00:16:48]  Thank you guys so much for selling out the shows in Gary Indiana and Temecula.
[00:16:52]  We added another one in Reno, still a few tickets up for that one.
[00:16:56]  And then, of course, Calgary.
[00:16:58]  So make sure you go get that.
[00:16:59]  TheandreSchultz.com.
[00:17:00]  We're adding a bunch more dates.
[00:17:03]  It's great to be back on the road, man.
[00:17:04]  I'm so excited about it.
[00:17:05]  So thank you guys so much for coming out to those shows in Phoenix.
[00:17:08]  That was crazy.
[00:17:09]  And I hope to see you all out there soon.
[00:17:10]  Peace.
[00:17:11]  John Morant is being dumb.
[00:17:12]  Yeah.
[00:17:13]  But like, I think people are, you're saying, oh, he's the dumbest motherfucker in the world.
[00:17:18]  And I think you're being a bit harsh on a 23-year-old who is just emulating some of the fucking rappers that he looks up to.
[00:17:24]  If we're going to, and I understand you're saying it, but you're saying he's young, but, and the butt is what people are always going to focus on.
[00:17:30]  So if we, okay, fine.
[00:17:31]  I can live in a world where young people are allowed to do dumb shit, then you don't get to make $200 million.
[00:17:36]  If you're under 26 years old, you don't get $200 million because you keep fucking up because you're young and dumb.
[00:17:41]  So you're going to keep fucking up.
[00:17:42]  If we pay him $20 million, $5 million, whatever, well, you're young and dumb.
[00:17:47]  So you get let off the hook.
[00:17:48]  Cool, but you only get $5 million.
[00:17:50]  You don't get $200 million and then skate on repercussions.
[00:17:53]  You don't get paid grown-ass man money more than most people will ever see in their entire lifetime through their lineage.
[00:18:00]  But he's still.
[00:18:01]  And then be like, well, yeah, but you're 23.
[00:18:02]  But he's still going to work on it.
[00:18:04]  Work at McDonald's, yo.
[00:18:05]  Work at McDonald's.
[00:18:06]  But he's still going to work.
[00:18:06]  No, no, no.
[00:18:07]  If you want to act like that, work at McDonald's.
[00:18:08]  No, because nobody cares.
[00:18:09]  He's still going to work and doing his job.
[00:18:11]  He's going on the court and fucking balling out control.
[00:18:15]  No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:18:16]  Yes.
[00:18:16]  So not his job.
[00:18:17]  So now it's outside of the job.
[00:18:19]  No, that's not out.
[00:18:20]  No, no.
[00:18:21]  That's part of the job.
[00:18:22]  You sign an agreement to not engage in behavior that is detrimental to the league or your team.
[00:18:28]  He got slapped on the wrist for it.
[00:18:30]  He can also not go skiing.
[00:18:32]  If he goes skiing, he could injure himself in a way that could be detrimental to the team.
[00:18:36]  So when you sign on the dotted line for the 200 million, it's also don't be out there with the guns, waving them, be in the strip club, getting public.
[00:18:44]  That is part of the contract.
[00:18:45]  The reason I'm calling him dumb is because he was given the opportunity to rectify the situation and he went right back to doing the same exact thing.
[00:18:52]  Yes, and I agree.
[00:18:54]  Like, that's what I'm saying.
[00:18:54]  We're not disagreeing.
[00:18:55]  I'm not saying he's not dumb.
[00:18:56]  Honestly, I think the way people are coming down on him, like, how could you?
[00:19:01]  And we are going to act like we were in our early 20s and doing some dumb shit.
[00:19:06]  We all did dumb ship.
[00:19:07]  But yes, we expect more of him at the level and everything that's on the line.
[00:19:12]  We expect more of him, but at the same time, he's still a fucking 21-year-old.
[00:19:15]  This was going to happen.
[00:19:16]  First of all, like the gun shit is really tricky, obviously, because he has a legal right to own a firearm.
[00:19:21]  The reason why they didn't prosecute him with the strip club shit, I think, is because Denver was just like, so now we have to prosecute every single person that drops their gun in the strip club that's legally owned.
[00:19:30]  This is America.
[00:19:31]  And I don't know if you can write laws to remove people's constitutional rights as part of their job.
[00:19:36]  Really?
[00:19:36]  I think that one, he actually said that wasn't his gun.
[00:19:38]  Yeah, he did.
[00:19:39]  Yeah, maybe it wasn't.
[00:19:40]  But I think what, from my understanding, what the police said is like, we can't prosecute every single one of these circumstances because he was holding it, at least in the club, which would be legal if you have a license to carry a gun.
[00:19:51]  I believe in Colorado, you can have a license to carry a gun.
[00:19:53]  It seems like a big nature state.
[00:19:54]  You would have fucking a reason why you would need a gun or own it.
[00:19:58]  So I think that what he did wasn't illegal.
[00:20:04]  The issue here is he made an agreement.
[00:20:07]  He's like, okay, I see what I did was wrong.
[00:20:09]  I'm not going to do it anymore.
[00:20:11]  And as part of the $200 million I get, this is one of those little things I just don't get to do.
[00:20:15]  My friends get to do it.
[00:20:16]  I wish I could do it.
[00:20:17]  You know what else I wish I could do?
[00:20:19]  Cocaine, because that shit looks really fun, but I can't because they drug test me.
[00:20:22]  You know what I mean?
[00:20:23]  Like there's all these different things you wish you could do, but you can't.
[00:20:26]  And you get 200 million for it.
[00:20:28]  If you want to do them things, work in McDonald's because McDonald's don't care.
[00:20:31]  McDonald's has no anti-gun policy.
[00:20:34]  McDonald's has no anti-cocaine policy.
[00:20:36]  Like there are so many different ways you could live that life.
[00:20:38]  I think it's required.
[00:20:39]  I think cocaine is actually.
[00:20:40]  I think that's a part of it.
[00:20:41]  What is the max, though, at McDonald's?
[00:20:43]  That's tough.
[00:20:45]  Oh, literally the max.
[00:20:46]  Let's go.
[00:20:47]  Here's the unfortunate thing.
[00:20:49]  In order for him to be forgiven for this, because he will be forgiven.
[00:20:53]  It's not really that big a deal, in my opinion.
[00:20:55]  I defend him more with the gun because guns are legal and it's a constitutional right.
[00:20:59]  It's more the disrespect of the agreement that he had with the team after the first punishment.
[00:21:04]  So what they're going to have to do now, and this sucks, they're going to humiliate him.
[00:21:08]  They're going to make him take all of his guns to a gun buyback place and he's going to have to publicly say guns are stupid.
[00:21:15]  Melted down.
[00:21:16]  Yeah, they're going to go.
[00:21:17]  They're literally going to go, bad boy, and spank him.
[00:21:21]  They're going to spank him fucking publicly.
[00:21:22]  And it's like, do you want that, bro?
[00:21:24]  No, absolutely not.
[00:21:25]  And that sucks.
[00:21:26]  And this is what I also say.
[00:21:26]  It's disappointing.
[00:21:27]  And that's going to make him rebel more because he's like, oh, they just make an example out of me.
[00:21:31]  Fuck that.
[00:21:32]  All my friends think I'm pussy.
[00:21:33]  All the rappers I look up to think I'm pussy.
[00:21:36]  So now I got to make them feel like I'm not pussy and I'm going to go do some crazier shit and this is going to keep on fucking happening.
[00:21:41]  Two things.
[00:21:41]  One, you touched on earlier, which is what I think you're forgetting.
[00:21:45]  There was a lot of buildup to this.
[00:21:46]  He got in trouble once.
[00:21:47]  We didn't come down on him on this podcast.
[00:21:49]  We didn't insult him or shout him down for 15 minutes.
[00:21:51]  Multiple times you've done, son, you beating up 17 year olds over a pickup game.
[00:21:55]  That story is hilarious.
[00:21:56]  That's insane.
[00:21:57]  He was like doing a pickup game at his place, like at his mansion, and like people came over and he got into an argument with one of the guys that came over.
[00:22:03]  17 years old.
[00:22:03]  17 years old.
[00:22:04]  He beat his ass, pulled a gun on him.
[00:22:06]  He goes inside, gets his gun, allegedly, puts it in his waistband, then comes back outside, and then keeps arguing with him and then lifts up the waistband to show him the gun.
[00:22:15]  So you don't think this is the dumbest guy ever?
[00:22:17]  Which is hilarious.
[00:22:18]  Like, you don't think he's stupid.
[00:22:20]  He's going to go the mic on really quick and then goes upstairs.
[00:22:22]  He's like, okay, which words are.
[00:22:23]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:22:24]  We're not coming down on him for no reason.
[00:22:26]  It's not the first time.
[00:22:27]  He didn't pull a gun out once and he's the model citizen.
[00:22:30]  He's been dumb as fuck.
[00:22:31]  Eventually he flashed his waistband.
[00:22:33]  It was like, oh, fuck, I don't have my gun.
[00:22:34]  And then ran upstairs and got it.
[00:22:35]  He's like, yeah, now look, this is what I meant to do.
[00:22:37]  The only hope you have is you got to trade this guy.
[00:22:40]  I think the only hope you have, I was talking to Derek Poston about this.
[00:22:43]  Shout out to Derek, but weeks ago when we were in Denver together and I was like, yo, what happens?
[00:22:48]  Because Memphis, from what I understand, they don't fuck around.
[00:22:50]  It can swallow you up.
[00:22:51]  It got young Dolph.
[00:22:53]  And I was like, how does he get out of this?
[00:22:54]  And he was like, he doesn't.
[00:22:55]  You got to trade him to Sacramento or fucking... Orlando.
[00:22:59]  Let's go.
[00:23:00]  Orlando.
[00:23:00]  Send him to Orlando.
[00:23:01]  Disney World and Gun Energy over here.
[00:23:04]  Send him to Orlando.
[00:23:05]  If he was a Nick right now, if he's a Nick, he didn't do nothing.
[00:23:09]  There we go.
[00:23:09]  He didn't do nothing with me.
[00:23:10]  He's 23.
[00:23:11]  He's a kid.
[00:23:12]  He's a child.
[00:23:13]  He's a kid.
[00:23:17]  You're the ops right now.
[00:23:18]  So get their life together.
[00:23:19]  No mess.
[00:23:20]  Bro, you also forget New York.
[00:23:22]  We'll send Plaxico Burris to jail for having a gun.
[00:23:24]  They don't give a job.
[00:23:25]  We don't give a fuck.
[00:23:25]  He'd be in jail already if he was in New York.
[00:23:27]  New York, that motherfucker be in jail.
[00:23:29]  We getting rid of a few players.
[00:23:30]  You think I'm trying to get his ass over here?
[00:23:31]  Hey, bro.
[00:23:33]  Come on, son.
[00:23:33]  Yo, New York, we listen to Bumpy.
[00:23:36]  Listen, we listen.
[00:23:37]  New York, New York Knicks, we love you.
[00:23:39]  And by you, we mean Jalen Brunson, okay?
[00:23:45]  And maybe Josh Hart.
[00:23:47]  Yes.
[00:23:48]  The rest of y'all could go.
[00:23:50]  The rest of y'all could go.
[00:23:53]  Anybody saying anything about JB taking that making that last turnover, everybody else in the team was like three for 50.
[00:24:00]  He's the only person to score.
[00:24:01]  How the fuck he's gonna pass the ball to doing it himself.
[00:24:04]  He's supposed to.
[00:24:05]  Yeah.
[00:24:05]  Playoffs.
[00:24:06]  And did you see the effort Randall made to even get that pass?
[00:24:10]  He let a fucking two guard.
[00:24:12]  Randall's what, 6'9?
[00:24:14]  He's 6'10, 6'11, something like that.
[00:24:15]  Yeah, maybe not that.
[00:24:16]  Do you think he's that tall?
[00:24:17]  It's a tall.
[00:24:18]  Julius Randall.
[00:24:19]  Anyway, I seen him.
[00:24:19]  He's tall as fuck.
[00:24:20]  Fair enough.
[00:24:21]  But he let some fucking two guards stop him when he was coming through the lane.
[00:24:26]  Run through that motherfucker, grab that pass and redeem yourself for your.
[00:24:31]  They want it more.
[00:24:32]  They do want it.
[00:24:32]  They want it more than you won that last play.
[00:24:35]  He's 6'8.
[00:24:36]  The moment he said that, the fucking, I knew he was going to lose.
[00:24:39]  Come on, you don't say that shit.
[00:24:41]  Even if you feel, you don't say that shit.
[00:24:43]  Yo, we got to find other ways to be gangster besides the gun shit.
[00:24:46]  Yo, you know what's interesting also about like showing the gun?
[00:24:50]  Guns aren't expensive.
[00:24:52]  You know what I mean?
[00:24:53]  It's not a rich flex.
[00:24:54]  I'm tough flex.
[00:24:56]  Well, the flex is, I ain't gonna do what these motherfuckers tell me.
[00:25:01]  Oh, interesting.
[00:25:02]  That's the flex.
[00:25:03]  The flex is the rebellion.
[00:25:05]  Yes.
[00:25:05]  No, no, no.
[00:25:06]  What I'm saying, he's saying it's a tough flex.
[00:25:08]  No, no, it's rebellion against the league and against his team.
[00:25:12]  So if it's rebellion against the league and the team, the league and the team got every right to be like, all right.
[00:25:17]  Do you think it's also compensation for how people perceive he grew up?
[00:25:20]  Like, I think he might be overcompensating because people think he's a suburb kid.
[00:25:23]  Yeah, like people, there's that family photo of him and like the polo service mom and dad.
[00:25:26]  Can I also say this?
[00:25:27]  I didn't hear that coming out until the first gun charge.
[00:25:30]  Yeah, he saw that fucking crazy, and then people were like, that ain't you.
[00:25:33]  Yeah.
[00:25:34]  And there's a few gangsters in the league, and it's well documented.
[00:25:39]  And some of them are maybe out now, but they were still involved in the life.
[00:25:43]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:25:44]  They were throwing up signs during the game.
[00:25:46]  The real ones.
[00:25:48]  No, no, no.
[00:25:49]  The real ones never threw it up in a game.
[00:25:52]  No, something.
[00:25:53]  No.
[00:25:53]  The real ones that were doing work still that were involved in it, you would never know.
[00:26:00]  You would have no clue.
[00:26:02]  Even the way they played, you're like, there's too much fundamentals for you to be.
[00:26:06]  There's way too many funds.
[00:26:07]  How are you getting initiated?
[00:26:08]  Like, your handles are insane.
[00:26:09]  How is that possible?
[00:26:11]  Yeah, but I'm saying those guys, the ones who are throwing it up, grew up in the neighborhood.
[00:26:16]  But they weren't doing work.
[00:26:17]  And that's why they throw it up because they're not worried that anybody could come back to them.
[00:26:20]  And he might have even had an agreement where it's like, look, you could throw our shit up.
[00:26:22]  We're going to, you just be safe.
[00:26:24]  We're not fucking up.
[00:26:25]  You're not fucking up.
[00:26:25]  No, the crib.
[00:26:26]  You go be safe.
[00:26:27]  The crip dude told him what it was.
[00:26:28]  He's like, yo, you want to throw it up?
[00:26:29]  You're going to have to pay the crips.
[00:26:30]  You got to license.
[00:26:31]  There's a license.
[00:26:34]  Yeah.
[00:26:35]  But we got to get paid.
[00:26:36]  We got royalties, bro.
[00:26:37]  We got to protect the brand.
[00:26:38]  Yo, but that's though.
[00:26:39]  They made it a hot song.
[00:26:41]  They made it a hot song.
[00:26:42]  So yeah, you got to pay for that.
[00:26:44]  You don't get all the cool clout by throwing it up without paying for the dudes who put in the work to make it that way.
[00:26:49]  You should have to pay for that.
[00:26:50]  That's a fair trade.
[00:26:51]  100%.
[00:26:52]  He was like, Draymond will throw it up, but Draymond comes back, gives fucking backpacks and lunch to the community.
[00:26:57]  He gives back.
[00:26:58]  Fine, throw it up.
[00:26:59]  That's what he's also like, John.
[00:27:00]  You don't do nothing for any of us.
[00:27:01]  What's Draymond throwing up?
[00:27:03]  He said, Draymond throw up the Crip shit.
[00:27:05]  Really?
[00:27:05]  That's what that dude said.
[00:27:06]  Where's Draymond from?
[00:27:07]  Soundbite.
[00:27:08]  I don't know where he's from.
[00:27:09]  From Michigan, I think.
[00:27:10]  I know he went to Michigan.
[00:27:10]  He's cool there, but yeah, yeah.
[00:27:11]  Wow, I didn't know.
[00:27:12]  Let's look at some offers, kind of see what people are, how much it costs for us to throw up.
[00:27:18]  Just to see.
[00:27:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:27:19]  How much a month?
[00:27:20]  I think we're bad for the brand.
[00:27:22]  If I was throwing up Crib, I think they'd be like, I don't really care.
[00:27:25]  You guys say a lot of people.
[00:27:26]  It's a bad look for us to have you.
[00:27:27]  A lot of offensive drugs.
[00:27:29]  You guys say a lot of crazy stuff.
[00:27:30]  You know, we don't want to be associated with that.
[00:27:31]  You know, we kill people.
[00:27:32]  We don't insult.
[00:27:33]  Insult races.
[00:27:33]  The Crips are going to become your club promoters and be like, I want 20% of the door.
[00:27:38]  I'm going to protect everybody.
[00:27:39]  I'm making the club.
[00:27:40]  Let's talk.
[00:27:42]  Yeah, that's the funny thing.
[00:27:44]  You need to give us 10% for protection.
[00:27:46]  And you're like, protect him from who?
[00:27:49]  Us.
[00:27:49]  The cost of the inside of the house, baby.
[00:27:51]  Let's go.
[00:27:52]  But yeah, I feel like, I just feel like I knew kids like that.
[00:27:54]  Like, I knew this one dude that his parents are African and he lived in Orlando, kind of like a rough neighborhood, and didn't feel black enough for the kids he was around, but didn't feel white enough against near the white friends.
[00:28:06]  You had a black friend?
[00:28:06]  Yeah.
[00:28:07]  So it was my one.
[00:28:07]  It was my one.
[00:28:08]  But he wasn't black enough for the black friends.
[00:28:10]  He was African.
[00:28:11]  He's from Liberia.
[00:28:12]  But he kind of got into rap, started hanging out with the kids, started doing lean, got face tattoos, and kind of went off the rails.
[00:28:17]  And I was like, oh, you're overcompensating for how that group perceived you.
[00:28:22]  And you could have kind of gone one of either way.
[00:28:24]  And so I have compassion for him.
[00:28:25]  It's like, yeah, you're rebelling against the way you grew up.
[00:28:29]  He's just trying to fit in at the end of the day.
[00:28:31]  Yeah.
[00:28:31]  And so I'm like, is Ja doing something like that where he's growing up in a very like, I don't know what his upbringing was like, but if it is like people are perceiving him as pussy and he's like, no, I'll show you.
[00:28:40]  I'm going to prove to all the people around me and the money's around.
[00:28:42]  You know, it was weird.
[00:28:42]  It's like fun shit with his friends and he got a lot of money to do.
[00:28:45]  Yeah, but I never perceived him.
[00:28:46]  I don't think I've never perceived him as pussy.
[00:28:50]  That's the thing.
[00:28:50]  Like, and it's not because he did the gangster shit, to be honest with you, it's because of the way he plays the game.
[00:28:55]  Thank you.
[00:28:55]  Yeah, that was a lot.
[00:28:57]  Yeah.
[00:28:59]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:29:00]  Nobody is birdie a whole lot.
[00:29:02]  That was crazy.
[00:29:04]  Great point.
[00:29:05]  Nobody thought he was pussy because if you just watch basketball, that motherfucker is not, he's the anti-Seph Curry.
[00:29:11]  He's not sitting out there shooting threes.
[00:29:13]  He's driving to the rim on giants taking hard fall.
[00:29:16]  Nobody ever thought he was pussy.
[00:29:17]  So this idea, I don't even believe, because if you watch basketball since he was in college, you were like, yo, this guy plays the game in a way that's fucking bubbler.
[00:29:25]  Perfect example.
[00:29:25]  Yes.
[00:29:26]  Listening to country music, drinking fucking wine, zero gangster shit.
[00:29:32]  Associated coffee in the bubble.
[00:29:33]  Making espresso's in the bubble, right?
[00:29:37]  Does anybody question how tough that motherfucker is?

=== New Orleans Wedding Accountability (08:38) ===

[00:29:40]  Nope.
[00:29:41]  You are not trying.
[00:29:42]  He will beat your ass to some Luke Combs music.
[00:29:46]  Yeah, baby lock them doors.
[00:29:48]  You better look at it lock them doors and turn the lights.
[00:29:51]  Don't know.
[00:29:53]  Yeah, so that's the thing.
[00:29:54]  It's like, I think that fucking.
[00:29:57]  Yeah, I think that, I think Ja had all the credibility.
[00:30:00]  Yeah.
[00:30:01]  He loved Ja.
[00:30:02]  That's why I don't buy this because everybody loved him for how he played the game and nobody thought he was salt.
[00:30:07]  The fans, the fan, I don't know what he's dealing with.
[00:30:09]  I don't know who the people he's around, the guys in Memphis that are like, oh, you grew up in the suburbs, you have both your parents.
[00:30:14]  And he's like, why do you need to hang out with people from Memphis, dude?
[00:30:17]  Insecurity.
[00:30:17]  He's crazy, bro.
[00:30:18]  He's hanging out with his friends.
[00:30:19]  I don't know.
[00:30:20]  Who are his friends from the suburbs?
[00:30:21]  They don't think he's tough enough.
[00:30:23]  No, but the kids that are on that live are his friends.
[00:30:26]  Like, they are.
[00:30:27]  They're just having fun, playing music, jumping around on top of the car.
[00:30:30]  Like, they're just having fun.
[00:30:32]  It's stupid fun.
[00:30:34]  It's fun that's going to get him in trouble, but they're just having fun.
[00:30:37]  And I'm like, you guys just have this huge disconnect because you expect him to have fun.
[00:30:41]  We're all friends here.
[00:30:42]  We're all friends here.
[00:30:43]  How often, how often do you guys start going on Instagram live, not tell me, let me behave in whatever way I want, and then put the camera on me?
[00:30:56]  How often has that happened in the entirety of our relationship?
[00:31:00]  That's pretty rare.
[00:31:01]  Never.
[00:31:01]  Fuck.
[00:31:02]  Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
[00:31:03]  Never, right?
[00:31:04]  Now, you can make the argument we're older, et cetera.
[00:31:06]  That's fair.
[00:31:07]  But my point is the reason I think you guys don't do that is because you're like, God forbid, Schultz says some wild shit and he doesn't know he's on live and then people record it and then now the guy gets canceled.
[00:31:18]  You're looking out for my well-being.
[00:31:20]  You're going in that moment, you're like, yeah, it might be fun if we had a cool live and all this other stuff, but it's not worth sacrificing everything that he's got going on for this.
[00:31:28]  Especially with him getting in trouble before.
[00:31:30]  The difference is that he's not going to be able to see him doing it once and being like, oh, fuck.
[00:31:33]  Difference though is I'm going, hey, I'm going to go on live.
[00:31:34]  You want to go on live with me?
[00:31:35]  And you go, yeah, I would love to go on live with you.
[00:31:36]  And then I make a joke and then you pull out a gun.
[00:31:39]  And I go, bro, why'd you?
[00:31:40]  You're assuming, you're assuming that he was like, hey, we're about to go on live.
[00:31:44]  Well, in my opinion, I think he knew he was on the car.
[00:31:46]  Because he's gotten on live before on his own.
[00:31:48]  If you watch the video, his boy holds up gun hands and he goes, oh, I have one though.
[00:31:52]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:31:53]  That's true.
[00:31:54]  That's a very good point.
[00:31:56]  His boy's doing the gun hands.
[00:31:57]  Oh, you got your club.
[00:31:58]  When the gun comes out, his boy does immediately be like, yes.
[00:32:02]  And again, that's Ja being a fucking idiot.
[00:32:04]  His boy, his boy.
[00:32:06]  Nobody's disagreeing with this.
[00:32:07]  Who else is to blame for this?
[00:32:08]  NBA Youngboy.
[00:32:09]  Why is that?
[00:32:10]  That's who he was listening to.
[00:32:11]  He put out a finger about he put out a finger.
[00:32:14]  He was floating the Grizzlies for the whole season.
[00:32:16]  It's a parade inside my city.
[00:32:17]  Yeah.
[00:32:18]  And then he drops another album that's amazing.
[00:32:20]  And then that's what they were listening to.
[00:32:22]  Yo, you know what?
[00:32:22]  He's got to take some accountability.
[00:32:24]  He should have made cute music.
[00:32:27]  I was at this wedding for some friends, beautiful wedding in New Orleans.
[00:32:31]  No, it wasn't in New Orleans, but everybody there was from New Orleans.
[00:32:34]  And no, well, I mean, I don't even know what the gun laws are, but that's not the point I'm trying to make.
[00:32:39]  The point I'm trying to make is that the Boosie song came on, Wipe It, Wipe It Down.
[00:32:44]  Wipe it down.
[00:32:45]  Gas tank, unlike E, Wipe It Down.
[00:32:47]  Wipe it down.
[00:32:47]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:32:49]  That song goes crazy, bro.
[00:32:50]  Everybody at this wedding was white.
[00:32:52]  Everybody was at this wedding.
[00:32:53]  There might have been like a Greek person or something.
[00:32:56]  That was like the darkest.
[00:32:57]  What you just saw right there, they put a wipe it down.
[00:32:59]  And I like kind of heard the song before, but I'm not exactly sure about the song, right?
[00:33:05]  And the song comes on, and there are a hundred white people in like New Orleans white.
[00:33:11]  Yeah.
[00:33:11]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:12]  Like not poor New Orleans, like rich New Orleans white.
[00:33:16]  Okay.
[00:33:16]  100 white people, word for word, rap, wipe it down, doing the whole thing where they're wiping down their sneaker.
[00:33:23]  Yeah, bro.
[00:33:23]  Bro, it was, it's just an amazing thing.
[00:33:25]  Like, I know how famous Boosie is, but because I'm from New York, I'm peripherally aware of the music, but in his area, that shit.
[00:33:35]  Yeah.
[00:33:36]  You remember this guy?
[00:33:37]  Ad Mardi Gras in New Orleans, and he like went crazy viral for this, just knowing the words to like a Kevin Gates song.
[00:33:47]  You don't even really seem to know the words.
[00:33:49]  Yeah, but that was a horrible example.
[00:33:53]  Miles got so excited at the example.
[00:33:55]  I saw him.
[00:33:56]  That was great.
[00:33:57]  That's the exact example.
[00:33:57]  It just didn't play well.
[00:33:58]  It just didn't last.
[00:33:59]  It's the video's fault.
[00:34:00]  Yeah.
[00:34:01]  It's definitely that.
[00:34:02]  There was just one word he said.
[00:34:04]  He didn't bother.
[00:34:04]  He just dance a bar.
[00:34:05]  Yeah, he literally said one line.
[00:34:06]  Yeah, I know.
[00:34:07]  And it went insanely viral because a white guy knew one word.
[00:34:11]  No, I just don't see how that relates to the whole job thing.
[00:34:14]  I think he got excited that a white guy knew rap.
[00:34:16]  Yeah, because white and death, all the white people know their shit in New Orleans.
[00:34:21]  This approach, exactly.
[00:34:22]  They ain't all going to go in.
[00:34:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:34:25]  They ain't all going to say.
[00:34:26]  Fitzfire.
[00:34:29]  Gas tanks.
[00:34:31]  Come on.
[00:34:31]  Got that shit.
[00:34:34]  Yo, you know another thing you got to think about with Ja, this young shit, he got a kid, bro.
[00:34:38]  You don't get to be young.
[00:34:40]  It's over.
[00:34:40]  You can't lose everything and then tell your daughter, man, I was young.
[00:34:44]  Sorry, I lost this 200 million.
[00:34:45]  That's what the kids are.
[00:34:46]  I was youthful.
[00:34:47]  The kid's like, I was young.
[00:34:48]  I was as young as you can.
[00:34:49]  No more, I'm young.
[00:34:50]  You got a kid?
[00:34:51]  Yeah, you got a daughter.
[00:34:51]  That's why, because the parade in my city thing, it was an interview with him where he had her say it's a parade in my city.
[00:34:56]  That's how I remembered it.
[00:34:56]  Post-game interview.
[00:34:57]  I know sometimes, I don't know if you guys say this jokingly or whatnot, but you said, What's your number for like, fuck you, money or whatever the case is.
[00:35:04]  That's not a joke at all.
[00:35:05]  Oh, okay.
[00:35:06]  So it's like.
[00:35:06]  Wait, let me get that number.
[00:35:08]  I think, I'm not saying he hit his number, but imagine if you were his age and you have money coming like that.
[00:35:15]  It's like, fuck y'all, nigga.
[00:35:17]  Like, he's already had fucking money.
[00:35:19]  That was the first thought that I had.
[00:35:20]  I agree with you 100%.
[00:35:22]  I was like, I think that he reached a number where he's like, I'm okay now.
[00:35:26]  And maybe his accountant even said that to him.
[00:35:28]  And then I was speaking to some folks in the league and they were like, there's a weird thing that happens with money where you start to disassociate yourself from it.
[00:35:36]  And everybody's making this big deal about that 200 because we all go, wow, what we could do with that.
[00:35:40]  But I do agree, once you reach a certain level, he probably has an accountant that sat him down and said, listen, you're getting this much from Nike.
[00:35:47]  You've already made this much from the Grizzlies.
[00:35:49]  You don't have to work again anymore.
[00:35:50]  We're going to look after this money.
[00:35:52]  I'm going to give you a, what is it called?
[00:35:54]  Like a stipend.
[00:35:57]  There's another word for an allowance or whatever.
[00:35:59]  Yeah.
[00:35:59]  I'm going to give you your allowance, but we should be good and your family should be good.
[00:36:03]  We're going to manage this money right for you.
[00:36:04]  And then once you feel that, like, am I not going to take my gun out?
[00:36:09]  I see what you're saying.
[00:36:10]  I get it.
[00:36:10]  I get it.
[00:36:11]  I just, it sucks that now I feel a little bit bad because he got a kid because like, yeah, you don't want to.
[00:36:17]  Coming down so hard and he's so dumb for doing it.
[00:36:20]  I feel bad for him because I'm like, come on, bro.
[00:36:23]  Like, do better and I expect more, but at the same time, it's like, I don't feel bad because we let it slide so many times.
[00:36:29]  And now it's like, all right, bro, you didn't learn at all.
[00:36:31]  And it's okay to come down on him for, listen, it's not like we're saying, we've also been on this podcast.
[00:36:37]  We've spoken privately about what an unbelievably gifted basketball player this is.
[00:36:42]  He's one of my favorite players to watch.
[00:36:43]  And he could be the face of the league.
[00:36:45]  And I think that was what Akash was kind of saying before.
[00:36:47]  It's just like, it's not just the money.
[00:36:49]  It's like everything is yours.
[00:36:50]  Like, yeah.
[00:36:51]  It's Simba.
[00:36:52]  As a phantom, the NBA is just going, here you go.
[00:36:56]  Just don't bring your gun out on camera.
[00:36:59]  Off camera.
[00:37:00]  Do whatever you want.
[00:37:01]  But on camera, please don't bring your gun out.
[00:37:04]  The league is yours.
[00:37:07]  He had the culture behind him.
[00:37:09]  Yes.
[00:37:10]  Musicians behind him.
[00:37:12]  Little white kids wanting to do the fucking gritty just like him.
[00:37:15]  Like he was his.
[00:37:17]  And he got spanked.
[00:37:18]  He got in another thing of trouble.
[00:37:21]  All the shit that's happened behind the scenes that the team knows about, which is probably 10 to 20 times more little infractions than the public knows about.
[00:37:30]  And then he just keeps doing it, bro.
[00:37:32]  Look, he's looking at it.
[00:37:32]  He's like, look at all these old head on TV telling me, fuck this, you're being so stupid.
[00:37:37]  But all my young people around me, all the rappers, everybody.
[00:37:41]  Come on.
[00:37:42]  Nah, bro.
[00:37:43]  Come on.
[00:37:44]  We'll see what happens.
[00:37:44]  I hope he turns it around.
[00:37:45]  I hope he listens to the people around him that want the best for him.
[00:37:48]  And he's not going to do it with us saying, you're just being a dumbass.
[00:37:50]  Like, that is.
[00:37:51]  But at the same time, like, we have a podcast.
[00:37:53]  We have to have a podcast.
[00:37:56]  We have our jobs.
[00:37:57]  We have to do our jobs.
[00:37:58]  Exactly.
[00:37:58]  We have to call strangers that could beat us up dumb.
[00:38:00]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:38:01]  That's what we do.
[00:38:02]  Yeah, you was talking kind of crazy before about that son.
[00:38:05]  You're talking crazy, son.
[00:38:06]  He's going to go back in a house calling you, bro.
[00:38:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:38:11]  Anyway, listen, talking about someone else who refuses to listen to the criticism about him.

=== Young Rappers and Bad Circumstances (13:21) ===

[00:38:19]  Your boy Donald Trump literally just, I think it's not even dug the grave of DeSantis.
[00:38:27]  He's finished putting the last bit of dirt.
[00:38:30]  You know, when you already have the body there and there's that last lump of dirt and the dirt is now higher than the grass because of body's in there?
[00:38:38]  Seedlings are starting to sprout and shit like that.
[00:38:40]  DeSantis is six feet under the ground still crying about Disney characters.
[00:38:45]  We don't give a fuck.
[00:38:46]  He really think we care about Disney being gay.
[00:38:49]  We don't care.
[00:38:50]  I really, yeah.
[00:38:51]  Who cares, dude?
[00:38:52]  Talk some shit about women being ugly.
[00:38:55]  Tell me which women you don't fuck.
[00:38:57]  That's how I like you.
[00:38:59]  That's how you'll be my president.
[00:39:01]  Tell a woman to her face, you're not getting this dick.
[00:39:04]  That's it.
[00:39:05]  That's how you become president, bro.
[00:39:08]  DeSantis is dead.
[00:39:10]  It's not even close.
[00:39:12]  And I don't think there's anybody.
[00:39:13]  What is it?
[00:39:14]  The fucking Healy or whatever the girl is?
[00:39:16]  Who?
[00:39:17]  Nikki Haley?
[00:39:18]  Oh, Nikki Haley.
[00:39:18]  Oh, yeah.
[00:39:19]  You're not even in a fucking park.
[00:39:21]  Whack.
[00:39:21]  Forget it.
[00:39:22]  Whack.
[00:39:23]  This dude does whatever the fuck he wants.
[00:39:25]  And the Democrats better hope that they come up with some fucking idea.
[00:39:31]  Literally, the only chance I think that the Republican Party has is if he goes to prison.
[00:39:36]  It's not even if he's convicted.
[00:39:37]  He got convicted of sexually assaulting that girl, came right on TV like she was 60.
[00:39:43]  He said this.
[00:39:44]  He goes, I fucked her in a closet.
[00:39:45]  I own the Plaza Hotel next door.
[00:39:49]  I could have smashed it in a room.
[00:39:51]  He almost was like, she raped me.
[00:39:53]  Yeah, he was like, she brought me in the room.
[00:39:55]  She pushed me up against the dressing room.
[00:39:57]  Why would she do this?
[00:39:58]  He said a little boy I loved.
[00:40:00]  He was like, we went into this closet, which are all locked.
[00:40:03]  She forgot that, but I guess this one wasn't locked.
[00:40:06]  Like, he was bringing out these little bits of information to prove that it was absolute bullshit.
[00:40:10]  He starts talking about her pets.
[00:40:11]  She has a cat named Vagina.
[00:40:15]  I don't know what you want to do with that, but a cat named Vagina?
[00:40:18]  What kind of woman is this?
[00:40:19]  Yeah, what kind of woman is this?
[00:40:20]  A fucking man in a closet with a cat named Vagina?
[00:40:23]  I just met this woman.
[00:40:24]  I was dying laughing.
[00:40:26]  Bro, my point is, how is DeSantis going to compete with that?
[00:40:29]  The poor guy, who's probably way more qualified in many political ways, et cetera, and by all means a smart dude.
[00:40:35]  He's a veteran.
[00:40:37]  He's going to be a shell of himself the second he's across from Trump and Trump just starts fucking landing Heyman.
[00:40:44]  He needs a writer.
[00:40:46]  Yo, but even if he's not avoiding it.
[00:40:47]  Like he's even losing Florida.
[00:40:49]  You know what it is?
[00:40:49]  You know what?
[00:40:50]  I really think I think this is the Hillary thing too.
[00:40:52]  Did you ever see Hillary with the breakfast club?
[00:40:55]  Yeah.
[00:40:56]  No.
[00:40:56]  Hillary.
[00:40:57]  Oh, dear God.
[00:40:57]  No, It was the most human she's ever looked.
[00:41:02]  They asked her about the hot sauce in the bag thing.
[00:41:05]  And Charlemagne, I think, goes, like, when you said you had hot sauce in your bag, like, will you just pander into black people?
[00:41:09]  And then she just goes, I mean, did it work?
[00:41:13]  Like, she had this moment, like a big dick moment.
[00:41:16]  Where she forgot she was a politician for a second.
[00:41:19]  And to the credit of Charlemagne, the breakfast club, they were able to pull that out of her.
[00:41:22]  But what happens to a lot of these political figures is they get involved.
[00:41:27]  They're like locked into these typical structures, right?
[00:41:30]  Where every single word and every single sentence that they say is like not called field tested, but something tested.
[00:41:37]  Curated maybe even.
[00:41:38]  No, no, it's like focus groups.
[00:41:39]  Focus group.
[00:41:40]  It's focus group.
[00:41:40]  Yeah.
[00:41:41]  It's focus group.
[00:41:42]  And they're so paranoid to veer off of that.
[00:41:45]  They lose all their authenticity.
[00:41:47]  And then we usually can't see that when both of them are doing it.
[00:41:52]  But when you have one that is not doing it, and then one that is, it is.
[00:41:56]  Night and day.
[00:41:57]  Yeah.
[00:41:57]  Oh my God, night and day.
[00:41:59]  And it's like, I think DeSantis is literally locked in that Hillary mode where it's like, it's mine.
[00:42:05]  The Republican nomination is mine.
[00:42:07]  I could fuck it up.
[00:42:07]  I could fuck it up.
[00:42:08]  You think he's had it for too long?
[00:42:09]  And that's how it got in his head.
[00:42:10]  He's playing, what is it, in football?
[00:42:11]  Pre-vent defense.
[00:42:13]  He's playing pre-vent defense, and that's going to prevent his ass from getting that nomination.
[00:42:16]  Because he can't even officially announce that on thing that he's running.
[00:42:19]  Bro, apparently they had all of his advisors come meet him up over this past weekend where they have to like re strategize what they're going to do.
[00:42:25]  I think he thought it was going to be an easy, it was a layup.
[00:42:28]  And I think we did too.
[00:42:29]  We were like, ain't no way Trump could come back from this.
[00:42:31]  Yeah, I didn't think that.
[00:42:32]  When he wants attention, he gets attention, bro.
[00:42:36]  It's unbelievable.
[00:42:37]  It's unfucking believable.
[00:42:39]  Also, the stuff they're prosecuting him for is like, this woman is saying, and if it really happened and she got $5 million and she's happy, God bless.
[00:42:47]  But she's like, he grabbed me by my vagina.
[00:42:49]  He said he does this on tape.
[00:42:51]  Wait, was that?
[00:42:51]  Like, grab women by their pussy.
[00:42:53]  Well, he didn't say it about her, but that's what when you're famous, you just grab women by the pussy.
[00:42:56]  But that's how it's been for the last million years.
[00:42:58]  Yeah.
[00:42:59]  But here's this girl being like, he grabbed me.
[00:43:00]  Unfortunately, or unfortunately.
[00:43:02]  Bro, that lie.
[00:43:03]  That lie.
[00:43:04]  No, no, unfortunately.
[00:43:05]  Or fortunately.
[00:43:05]  Or fortunately.
[00:43:06]  And they unfortunately is even funny.
[00:43:08]  Bro, bro, it's so funny because it's like, it's like, sometimes it works.
[00:43:13]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:43:14]  Like, you don't know until you try it.
[00:43:16]  And he's basically saying, I've tried it.
[00:43:18]  He said one.
[00:43:19]  And it just works.
[00:43:20]  He said one here where he's like, I said let.
[00:43:21]  I said they let you.
[00:43:23]  I didn't say do it.
[00:43:23]  You don't have to do it, but they'll let you.
[00:43:26]  I second that's unfortunate for women, but it's fortunate for men.
[00:43:30]  That's going on.
[00:43:32]  No, I think he's like, whoa.
[00:43:34]  No, no, I think he meant, unfortunately, for the circumstances that don't work out.
[00:43:39]  Fortunately, for the ones where the girl did want that, she wanted to fuck a star.
[00:43:42]  I took it like, no, because it's not.
[00:43:43]  Unfortunately for women, but fortunately for guys like me who are famous.
[00:43:46]  He's saying women want to fuck stars.
[00:43:47]  And for the last million years, they've been wanting to do it.
[00:43:50]  So you just grab their pussy and they'll let you do it.
[00:43:52]  There might be a situation where they don't.
[00:43:53]  That's unfortunate.
[00:43:55]  But fortunately, it works out the way.
[00:43:57]  I took it as if you're rich.
[00:43:58]  Yeah, it's fortunately for you.
[00:43:59]  And if you're poor, unfortunately, no matter how nice of a guy you are, they won't let you do that.
[00:44:04]  I think that's similar to what I'm saying.
[00:44:06]  Just the situation where it didn't work out, they weren't rich enough.
[00:44:09]  Yeah, or successful.
[00:44:10]  Life is good for rich people, is what he's saying.
[00:44:11]  Fortunately or unfortunately.
[00:44:12]  He watched my joke.
[00:44:13]  Yeah, that's okay.
[00:44:13]  And he remixed it and it wasn't as good, but he did it.
[00:44:16]  He tried.
[00:44:16]  He did a good job.
[00:44:17]  He did a good job.
[00:44:18]  Pretty good.
[00:44:18]  He's pretty dumb close, bro.
[00:44:21]  I almost, yo, you know who followed me?
[00:44:25]  His son's wife?
[00:44:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:44:26]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:44:27]  Kimberly Guilfoyle.
[00:44:28]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:44:29]  You know how Instagram tells you why someone followed you?
[00:44:32]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:44:33]  She literally watched the Trump grab her by the pussy reel I posted and it followed.
[00:44:38]  No.
[00:44:38]  It said, Kimberly Guilfoil followed you after watching your reel.
[00:44:42]  And then you clicked it.
[00:44:43]  And it was like, grab the pussy.
[00:44:47]  See, women don't care, bro.
[00:44:48]  Do you think Trump saw it?
[00:44:49]  100%.
[00:44:52]  100%.
[00:44:54]  He's like, get this kid.
[00:44:55]  I need to get this guy got good.
[00:44:57]  These kids got good details.
[00:44:58]  Reorder and everything.
[00:44:59]  Come on.
[00:44:59]  I happened to get a deal from Truth Social immediately after this.
[00:45:02]  Yeah, it's a great network.
[00:45:03]  You know, it's better than Twitter.
[00:45:05]  That's for sure.
[00:45:05]  You heard that one?
[00:45:06]  He's like, now my tweet on Truth Social.
[00:45:07]  He don't even believe that shit, bro.
[00:45:09]  He doesn't even believe that.
[00:45:10]  He can tell when he gets shaky.
[00:45:11]  That was the only thing that he was inauthentic about.
[00:45:14]  I got him.
[00:45:14]  Fucking.
[00:45:15]  But that's my issue.
[00:45:16]  Like, if liberals want to take him down, you're not going to get him with this.
[00:45:20]  If you could get him in jail with the Georgia vote shit, that's the only thing you should prosecute.
[00:45:24]  Everything else, you're only making him stronger.
[00:45:26]  Nah, wait on it.
[00:45:27]  It looks worse if he has a bunch of shit.
[00:45:29]  Even if the some of the other shit is just so small, but what if?
[00:45:33]  Imagine he has the Georgia shit, the New York shit, the rape shit.
[00:45:36]  Like, if it's a lot of shit, he's like, God damn, this motherfucker's toxic.
[00:45:39]  Instead of just one thing, I don't know, man.
[00:45:40]  Because to me, what you're saying is rational, but people aren't rational.
[00:45:45]  That's true.
[00:45:46]  And I think all it takes is one thing that he's specifically pushing back on that you identify with for you to reject him.
[00:45:54]  Right.
[00:45:55]  And as long as he keeps fluffing or supporting his followers and saying the things that they want to hear, he should be good.
[00:46:03]  Yeah.
[00:46:04]  I didn't like the in the town hall, the January 6th rider pardon.
[00:46:09]  Oh, when he was, he said, he was like, look at the tweets.
[00:46:13]  Yeah.
[00:46:13]  He's like, I didn't excite it.
[00:46:14]  Oh, no, no, no.
[00:46:15]  That one was fire.
[00:46:16]  He got the receipts.
[00:46:16]  He's like, oh, he busts up.
[00:46:18]  I'll get the receipts.
[00:46:19]  But they said, will you pardon the January 6th riders?
[00:46:21]  And he was like, when I get in, if I get in, many of them will be pardoned.
[00:46:25]  And that was the main thing that I was like, come on, bro.
[00:46:28]  Yeah, that was too far.
[00:46:29]  He was spitting all this funny shit and like fire.
[00:46:31]  And then he's like, yeah, you got to pardon something.
[00:46:33]  I was like, come on, dude.
[00:46:34]  You could grab a six-year-old girl's pussy in a hilarious case.
[00:46:39]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:46:39]  But you can't be out here pardoning a January 6th.
[00:46:42]  Who cares?
[00:46:43]  Yeah.
[00:46:43]  I don't know.
[00:46:43]  That's the one part I didn't like.
[00:46:45]  That you can tell he's kind of still pandering to a line, Elaine.
[00:46:48]  Like, it seemed like everything else, he was just being him, like, authentic, like, with the money shit, with the Ukraine, Russia.
[00:46:53]  Do you want Ukraine to win?
[00:46:54]  And he's like, yo, fuck that question.
[00:46:55]  Honestly, people tried to make him out to be like this Putin dick sucker right there.
[00:47:01]  That was the most politically neutral, rational answer to the Russia-Ukraine conflict.
[00:47:07]  This is going to be Afghanistan again.
[00:47:09]  How many Russians need to die?
[00:47:10]  How many Ukrainians need to die?
[00:47:12]  Yeah, I thought that was cool.
[00:47:13]  It seemed like a very anti-war approach.
[00:47:14]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:47:15]  And people spun it immediately.
[00:47:17]  Like, oh, this guy's a fucking puppet for Putin, et cetera.
[00:47:20]  Like, no, you have a situation where Russia's not going to stop.
[00:47:24]  They're going to keep blowing people the fuck up.
[00:47:26]  Just like we didn't stop in Afghanistan and Russians didn't stop in Syria, whatever this intervention is.
[00:47:33]  How many people need to die?
[00:47:34]  Can they come to an agreement?
[00:47:36]  Can they carve out some spaces and just fucking stop?
[00:47:40]  That is what a leader should do in that situation.
[00:47:42]  She doubled down that question and he went back at it again.
[00:47:46]  What's that?
[00:47:46]  I sound like some losers shit right there.
[00:47:50]  Bro, we chose.
[00:47:51]  We chose a side, bro.
[00:47:52]  Yeah, we chose Canada against America.
[00:47:55]  Just saying.
[00:47:55]  You know what I mean?
[00:47:56]  Like, you know, winning, bro.
[00:47:57]  I know.
[00:47:58]  How much don't matter?
[00:47:59]  We just decided.
[00:47:59]  How many billion do you want to send them, bro?
[00:48:01]  No, that's the thing.
[00:48:01]  Like, why don't you care about black people?
[00:48:02]  We just got to keep printing that shit.
[00:48:05]  Take it out, Twitch.
[00:48:06]  Take it down, bro.
[00:48:07]  We need to send money or Americans.
[00:48:09]  Let's just send them the money.
[00:48:10]  Neither.
[00:48:11]  Neither.
[00:48:11]  No, I want to get somebody out.
[00:48:15]  Hey, come on, son.
[00:48:16]  I don't give a fuck.
[00:48:16]  I'm not a Bitcoin's face on it.
[00:48:17]  They're like, that seems weird.
[00:48:20]  A trillion-dollar bill?
[00:48:21]  Like, how do they even make it?
[00:48:22]  No, but that's the fucking, that is the wild thing, though, is that people are not rational and people are going to have that emotional reaction, which is, nah, it's us versus them.
[00:48:32]  Let's continue to print ourselves into debt, devalue all your money you got saved.
[00:48:37]  Just think every time we give Ukraine money, comedy pods.
[00:48:40]  No, seriously, all your money you got saved is evaporating for them Ukrainians.
[00:48:47]  I hope you like that, bro.
[00:48:48]  It's FTX, bro.
[00:48:49]  You got your money in the fucking.
[00:48:50]  I hope you like that.
[00:48:51]  For a lot of reasons.
[00:48:51]  It's not just the Ukrainians.
[00:48:53]  Thank you, Akash.
[00:48:54]  Yeah, we're like, yeah, of course.
[00:48:56]  But that is a reason that we can remove ourselves from.
[00:48:59]  We can't remove ourselves from paying everybody $1,200 in a stipend because it's, what is it?
[00:49:03]  Nobody's working during a pandemic.
[00:49:05]  But there are certain things that we don't have to do.
[00:49:08]  That being one of them, it seems to me the easiest thing to stop giving a trillion dollars to Ukraine.
[00:49:13]  That seems like the easiest thing to stop right now.
[00:49:16]  Yeah.
[00:49:16]  I don't know how that works.
[00:49:17]  Because the end, the end of this, if we not, because here's the thing, we're not ready to go buck.
[00:49:22]  We're not ready to go out there and start fighting, right?
[00:49:25]  So this shit is just going to last forever because they can't put enough pressure on you on Russia to stop.
[00:49:29]  And you know what's happening?
[00:49:31]  Your people are buying that Russian oil.
[00:49:33]  Your people are fucking doing that.
[00:49:35]  Dude, Texas are buying it.
[00:49:36]  Texans here, Texas.
[00:49:37]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:49:38]  India's buying Russian oil.
[00:49:39]  China's buying Russian oil.
[00:49:40]  Japan is even to start buying Russian oil.
[00:49:42]  So the sanctions ain't fucking working.
[00:49:43]  This shit is embarrassing, bro.
[00:49:46]  That's because we're losing power.
[00:49:47]  Don't you think if we're going to be able to do that?
[00:49:48]  Yes.
[00:49:48]  Yes.
[00:49:49]  So what are we going to do?
[00:49:49]  We're going to keep losing money and power?
[00:49:51]  You might need to start.
[00:49:53]  What's the solution?
[00:49:53]  What's the solution?
[00:49:54]  Pull up then.
[00:49:55]  So if we pull up, we either pull up or we pull out.
[00:49:58]  It's a parade inside my killer.
[00:50:01]  Let's go.
[00:50:02]  Pull it out.
[00:50:04]  Even the way he held it, bro.
[00:50:06]  I was actually smart.
[00:50:07]  He's like, I didn't brandish it.
[00:50:08]  I was not menacing.
[00:50:09]  He's like, thank you.
[00:50:10]  Let's take a seat.
[00:50:11]  We should get rid of it.
[00:50:13]  All the Browd rappers do that.
[00:50:14]  They always like holding us by the extendos.
[00:50:15]  Just like flick it around.
[00:50:17]  Once the Russians hear NBA Youngboy, they know it's over.
[00:50:19]  It's a rap.
[00:50:20]  That's what it is.
[00:50:21]  Like, they just need to blast that while we roll up.
[00:50:24]  Nah, but we can't pull out.
[00:50:25]  We really can't.
[00:50:26]  We can't at this point.
[00:50:27]  We are too invested.
[00:50:29]  Yes.
[00:50:29]  That's going to look like a crazy out.
[00:50:31]  But what we can do.
[00:50:32]  Ukraine immediately is going to be like, all right, you got it.
[00:50:34]  Take whatever you want.
[00:50:36]  Wait.
[00:50:37]  Ukraine will be.
[00:50:38]  Like to Russia.
[00:50:39]  If we stop funding this war, Ukraine is going to have to be like in 10 years from now.
[00:50:47]  This is what's going to happen.
[00:50:48]  Or 10 or 12 years when this thing is finally done.
[00:50:50]  Russia's going to have the exact amount of land that they have right now.
[00:50:54]  They're going to have the exact positions.
[00:50:55]  Ukraine's going to keep the exact ones.
[00:50:57]  And it was 10 years and trillions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of people dead for no fucking reason.
[00:51:02]  We'll see in 10 years, bro.
[00:51:03]  We saw it with Afghanistan.
[00:51:05]  The Taliban is back in power.
[00:51:08]  Literally, nothing changed.
[00:51:11]  12 years.
[00:51:12]  Think about all the people that died.
[00:51:13]  The same thing is going to happen now.
[00:51:15]  And only this time, they're God-fearing Christians.
[00:51:18]  That's fucking work.
[00:51:20]  You want white people to die?
[00:51:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:21]  Like, come on.
[00:51:21]  You want white people to die?
[00:51:23]  But they over there.
[00:51:25]  Hey, white, white.
[00:51:26]  Come on.
[00:51:27]  White white to be fair.
[00:51:28]  White art, bro.
[00:51:29]  There's levels of this race.
[00:51:30]  Eastern Europeans, not white, white.
[00:51:31]  They not white.
[00:51:32]  I think you told us this from there.
[00:51:33]  Yeah, they're not white.
[00:51:34]  They're not.
[00:51:35]  They are.
[00:51:35]  They are, though.
[00:51:36]  But they're that zip-zip.
[00:51:37]  They are, that's it, zip.
[00:51:38]  They are, but they're not.
[00:51:39]  Yeah.

=== Election Night Public Doubt (10:14) ===

[00:51:40]  Did you, real quick, what do you think about the backlash CNN got for having the town hall?
[00:51:44]  Did you hear what Anderson Cooper said?
[00:51:46]  They deserve, but tell me, Tom.
[00:51:47]  He said something like, you have every right to never watch this network again.
[00:51:50]  You have every right to be outraged.
[00:51:51]  But let me ask you a question.
[00:51:52]  Do you think this is the Republican frontrunner?
[00:51:54]  Do you think it's good to just stay in your silos?
[00:51:56]  You think that's helping?
[00:51:57]  And that shit infuriated me.
[00:51:58]  Like, bro, y'all built the silo.
[00:52:00]  Yeah.
[00:52:01]  You built the silo for motherfuckers to get into for 10 years, and now you got a problem with it?
[00:52:05]  I mean, they try and recreate, recorrect.
[00:52:07]  They're trying to rebrand.
[00:52:08]  Yeah, but here's a crazy hop, the crazy jump in, though.
[00:52:11]  Oh, no, they are trying to build it.
[00:52:12]  No, it's stupid as fuck.
[00:52:14]  But I like the fact that they did.
[00:52:16]  And I think that we should see more of it 100%.
[00:52:17]  But I think your criticism of Anderson specifically is perfect because don't be part of the problem.
[00:52:22]  And then immediately criticize the people who are criticizing you.
[00:52:25]  You're the hypocrite.
[00:52:26]  Yeah.
[00:52:26]  Right?
[00:52:27]  Because you guaranteed Anderson Cooper can be seen on TV going, why would you platform such a person?
[00:52:33]  1,000%.
[00:52:34]  Yeah.
[00:52:35]  And then they do it immediately and they have the biggest views they've probably had in fucking years.
[00:52:39]  Since 2020, probably.
[00:52:41]  So what's interesting about it to me is they can no longer say that they weren't part of the reason why he is elected president.
[00:52:49]  They used up their plausible deniability.
[00:52:51]  Yes, yes, yes.
[00:52:51]  Even though I think they were a massive reason he got elected and I think they wanted to get re-elected so fucking badly.
[00:52:57]  Because if Trump wins, people are watching again.
[00:52:58]  They made some comments.
[00:52:59]  I forget who it was.
[00:53:00]  It was like the spokesperson for CNN or the president or whoever, but basically they were like, oh, we highlighted, because people were like, why are there so many Trump people in the audience?
[00:53:06]  Like, he's getting applauses after everything.
[00:53:09]  And he made a comment where he was like, we didn't highlight the Trump voter enough in 2016, which I think gave a disproportionate view as to what the election was, what was happening with the election.
[00:53:17]  So we try to make it more proportional to how America actually is.
[00:53:21]  So real quick, by highlight the Trump voter enough, you mean they weren't reflected within their viewership?
[00:53:28]  I think they were basically saying like no one was covering the Trump voter.
[00:53:31]  Like they were pretending it didn't exist.
[00:53:33]  Or they were just some stupid hillbilly racist that they don't even need to consider.
[00:53:37]  So like Trump's at a thing and it's just all like white liberals from like New York and LA and Chicago.
[00:53:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:53:42]  And then everyone's watching it going, oh, there's no way he's going to win without realizing, oh, no, there's a lot of regular people in the United States that want to vote.
[00:53:48]  He's actually a great cat.
[00:53:50]  We wanted to highlight that.
[00:53:51]  And then secondly, he said another thing that bugged me.
[00:53:53]  And I got.
[00:53:53]  Was he?
[00:53:54]  I forget who it was.
[00:53:55]  It was a spokesperson.
[00:53:55]  It was a comment made by CNN addressing the backlash.
[00:53:58]  Philip DeFranco commented on it in his.
[00:54:00]  Was he the new, there's like a new CEO?
[00:54:02]  I think it's the new CEO.
[00:54:03]  Yeah, new CO has been there for like a year.
[00:54:04]  What's his name?
[00:54:05]  Chris Licht.
[00:54:06]  Yes.
[00:54:06]  I think so.
[00:54:06]  I'm trying to find the exact comment, but he made a thing where he goes, at the end of the day, the woman that was hosting it did a great job and we made a lot of news, which is our job.
[00:54:14]  And I was like, whoa.
[00:54:16]  Yeah.
[00:54:17]  Make a lot of news.
[00:54:17]  Your job is not to make news.
[00:54:18]  Make news.
[00:54:19]  No, make news on the news.
[00:54:22]  Wow.
[00:54:23]  I thought that was so weird.
[00:54:24]  Freudian slip for sure.
[00:54:25]  Maybe.
[00:54:25]  I don't know.
[00:54:26]  I'm trying to find the exact comment to make sure I'm not taking it out of context.
[00:54:28]  But it's the equivalent of Stephen A. Smith getting in a fight with someone and being like, yeah, you know, we're making sports.
[00:54:32]  We're making sports.
[00:54:33]  It's like, no, no, no, no report the sports.
[00:54:35]  You don't got to make it.
[00:54:35]  You don't got to get it.
[00:54:36]  You got to get running on the court shooting the hoop and being like, that's the job.
[00:54:39]  Yeah, that's what it is.
[00:54:39]  That's what it is.
[00:54:40]  The job is to make fucking news.
[00:54:41]  We do want Stephen A. Smith to make headlines.
[00:54:44]  We do enjoy that.
[00:54:45]  Yeah.
[00:54:45]  If he's going on the court trying to play defense, it's like, no, stop it.
[00:54:47]  This is not the top.
[00:54:48]  Don't be making news.
[00:54:49]  But yeah, I just thought it was like, I thought, yeah, it annoyed me.
[00:54:52]  I'm like, dude, just report.
[00:54:53]  You don't have to be trying to rile people up.
[00:54:55]  I didn't have a problem with them doing the town hall.
[00:54:57]  I thought, like you said, it's good overall.
[00:55:00]  I just think suddenly now, and maybe you've been trying, I have a feeling CEO saying, hey, let's get ratings.
[00:55:07]  But to suddenly say, hey, guys, let's not stay in our silos.
[00:55:10]  You have encouraged this behavior for a decade.
[00:55:12]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:55:12]  Honestly, like you might just might as well just fire Anderson too, because he's not going to fit the new silo that they're probably trying to occupy.
[00:55:19]  I imagine Chris Slicht or whatever his name is, has seen a shift in American sentiment towards political ideology and is like, yo, why don't we pull this shit back to the middle?
[00:55:30]  We can prove we're going to do that by having Trump on and not having a bunch of fucking liberals in the audience boon him, but show people liking him and or just have at least some of his fans there.
[00:55:40]  And then if they can occupy that space in the middle, maybe they become the trusted space for news that they were when you and I were coming up.
[00:55:48]  Yes.
[00:55:48]  I mean, I remember before Trump, when I want to know what happened, what did you do?
[00:55:53]  CNN.com.
[00:55:55]  It was ESPN.com, CNN.com.
[00:55:58]  And I just looked at those things as the truth.
[00:56:01]  This is just what happened.
[00:56:02]  It wasn't interesting.
[00:56:03]  It wasn't sexy.
[00:56:05]  Matter of fact, when Bourdain went to CNN, I was like, why would you go to the boring news place?
[00:56:11]  I literally was shocked.
[00:56:12]  I was like, you have so much like a charisma and character.
[00:56:16]  You're just going to go to the place that just says what it is.
[00:56:19]  And the jump that they've made from then to now.
[00:56:22]  And maybe, who knows?
[00:56:23]  Maybe they were biased back then.
[00:56:24]  And I didn't.
[00:56:25]  I was just going to say that.
[00:56:25]  I was like, I wonder if we were just like too much in the New York budget.
[00:56:29]  Where we just like, we weren't aware that they were so ones out.
[00:56:32]  Yes, I would think it started with George Bush Jr., where the Iraq war happened in Afghanistan, where they're like, oh, there's a, there's, and then Jon Stewart was the first guy to start really getting ratings and headlines by shitting on Bush Jr. and the war and everything.
[00:56:46]  I think they were like, oh, there's a market here.
[00:56:48]  We can do this.
[00:56:48]  Fox is going left.
[00:56:49]  I'm going right.
[00:56:50]  We can just go left.
[00:56:51]  And now, hey, look at us.
[00:56:52]  We got a little thing.
[00:56:53]  And then it just built and built.
[00:56:54]  And then Trump was the snowflake.
[00:56:56]  Fox is in a tough place now.
[00:56:58]  They have made it pretty clear that they don't exactly want Trump to win.
[00:57:05]  They probably wanted DeSantis, but DeSantis is six feet under the ground.
[00:57:11]  So there's no chance that he could ever become president.
[00:57:15]  No, it's a wrap.
[00:57:16]  So, I mean, we could have another zombie president.
[00:57:21]  Honestly, I wouldn't be upset at zombie DeSantis.
[00:57:24]  I don't think that that would be that bad.
[00:57:25]  But even though he might be better at managing the political system, that wasn't something that Trump was good at at all.
[00:57:33]  He didn't know how to navigate politics, but he knows how to get attention.
[00:57:37]  And as we know, attention is what wins elections.
[00:57:41]  So who the fuck do they support and which way do they go?
[00:57:46]  Their viewers are going to be caught up by Trump 100% because I think you mention this all the time.
[00:57:51]  Charlemagne mentions it all the time.
[00:57:52]  Republicans fall in line.
[00:57:54]  Yeah.
[00:57:55]  And their viewers are then going to be at odds with the candidate that they're promoting.
[00:58:03]  So then they will lose viewers to Newsmax or what is it?
[00:58:08]  One America News or something like that.
[00:58:10]  They're in a really tricky place right now.
[00:58:13]  I think what they always do is they read the wins and then they fall in line.
[00:58:16]  I remember Trump.
[00:58:18]  Yeah, Trump was pissed because in 2020, they announced, I think, New Mexico had gone for Biden.
[00:58:23]  And then Trump got upset.
[00:58:24]  And they were like, yeah, they conceded the election.
[00:58:26]  Biden won.
[00:58:27]  And then once they read the wins, being like, yo, the election was stolen.
[00:58:30]  Now Tucker Carlson's getting on at night, being like, hey, this election isn't legit.
[00:58:34]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:58:34]  They agreed.
[00:58:35]  They're going to fall in line with Trump.
[00:58:37]  No problem.
[00:58:37]  What do you think about going?
[00:58:38]  How do you feel that Fox News has distanced himself from Trump?
[00:58:42]  Because all the stuff that came out was behind the scenes of fair thinkers that were saying, oh, we don't fuck with him.
[00:58:48]  But publicly, they were saying.
[00:58:50]  I thought that the powers that be were putting their money at time and energy behind DeSantis.
[00:58:57]  That's kind of what I thought.
[00:58:58]  But I don't really have any like program to support that.
[00:59:04]  I will say this: like the people, the characters at Fox News, like the political pundits, Anytime I spoke to them, they thought Trump was a goofy.
[00:59:16]  And when they're on air, that wasn't, they weren't keeping the same energy.
[00:59:22]  So that speaks to what you guys are saying, which was, you know, they're ready to fall in line and support whoever's going to, you know, keep them in their position, not necessarily of power, but it's a finalist, but it's a winning strategy.
[00:59:33]  Yeah.
[00:59:34]  You guys watch the session?
[00:59:35]  No.
[00:59:35]  No.
[00:59:36]  They had this past episode.
[00:59:37]  It was basically like the and it's like it was, they were covering election night and they were like, if we kind of call this area first, even though all the numbers aren't in, it can sway the public and then create the doubt and all this shit.
[00:59:52]  It was, it was that's some, that's some real shit.
[00:59:54]  Yeah, that's real shit.
[00:59:55]  Like it was crazy.
[00:59:56]  And then you're like, oh, we call it first.
[00:59:57]  We'll be in his favor.
[00:59:58]  And then, you know, we have direct access.
[01:00:00]  So just to clarify to everybody watching right now, maybe it's not even from America.
[01:00:04]  And I'm sure this happens in your shitty countries too.
[01:00:07]  But what basically happens is when these votes are counted, you know, we have different time zones, et cetera.
[01:00:13]  You can call a district or a state with what percentage of the vote, a very small percentage of the votes that are in.
[01:00:22]  Like it doesn't need to be 90% in.
[01:00:24]  Like they can judge based on the first, I'm going to fuck up the percentage, but they can judge on a small percentage, but all right, this is probably going to go in this direction.
[01:00:31]  So I think what was happening in certain districts is they were getting like, they were getting the Republican districts in before the Democratic districts, and they were calling or trying to make that call based on those Republican numbers, knowing full well when like the urban center number came in, that it was probably going to skew it back.
[01:00:51]  Mail-dem ballots all that, yeah.
[01:00:52]  Yeah.
[01:00:53]  So, but that is crazy.
[01:00:54]  The strategy behind that.
[01:00:56]  Somebody might go, I don't need to go out and vote today.
[01:00:58]  This guy's already going to win because you're trying to reduce numbers, right?
[01:01:02]  That's the idea.
[01:01:03]  Oh, man, that's diabolical.
[01:01:05]  And you create the doubt because it's like the whole night they're reporting.
[01:01:07]  It's like, ah, he's winning, he's winning, he's winning in this state.
[01:01:10]  And then all of a sudden at the last minute, the state went the other way, even though you were reporting that this person's up.
[01:01:16]  Oh, so that creates the, oh, this election was stolen.
[01:01:20]  Oh, wow.
[01:01:21]  They just flipped it at the last minute.
[01:01:22]  You know, wow.
[01:01:23]  You feel like, well, you remember that because they called it the wrong way first.
[01:01:27]  Because imagine being awake because most people fall asleep and then you wake up to the fucking news of it, like depending on what coast you live on.
[01:01:33]  And so imagine you go to sleep, my guy's up.
[01:01:36]  So the seed of doubt has already been sown.
[01:01:39]  Interesting.
[01:01:41]  Scary.
[01:01:41]  It's like they put the score of an NBA game without the actual points, just like kind of who's passing the most shit.
[01:01:46]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:01:46]  They got a lot of possession.
[01:01:47]  So they got it.
[01:01:47]  They're winning.
[01:01:48]  They're up 15 with 20 minutes to go for the first quarter.
[01:01:51]  Yeah, like my fucking Knicks.
[01:01:53]  Yeah.
[01:01:53]  Did you guys see the fight this week, by the way?

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[01:01:55]  Sorry, real quick, but this is the thing Robbie brought up that was interesting.
[01:01:57]  Our friend Robbie Slovak, very funny comic, left-leaning for sure.
[01:02:00]  But he said in 2020, when Trump tried to overturn the election, don't put that on Robbie.
[01:02:06]  No, I said, this is a for sure Robbie thing.
[01:02:08]  I'm a fuck up.
[01:02:09]  No, he's saying left-leaning.
[01:02:10]  Don't put that on.
[01:02:11]  Robbie will tell you.
[01:02:12]  You're calling him a cuck, dude.
[01:02:13]  Come on.
[01:02:13]  Robbie's a fuck.
[01:02:14]  Robbie's a good guy.
[01:02:15]  Robbie's a cuck.
[01:02:16]  Tell him he's a cuck.
[01:02:17]  He's a right-wing Robbie.
[01:02:19]  Yeah.
[01:02:20]  Robbie.
[01:02:21]  We got a mole in Jon Stewart's camp.
[01:02:24]  He writes on the Jon Stewart show.
[01:02:26]  Yeah.
[01:02:26]  Yeah.
[01:02:26]  So that's how we get that good information.
[01:02:28]  That's how you know he's a cup.
[01:02:29]  Every once in a while, Jon Stewart will say some wild shit.
[01:02:31]  He'd be like, yeah, you should just punch a 60-year-old bitch that got a cat named Vagina if you want.
[01:02:35]  And then it's like, how'd that get in the script?
[01:02:37]  I don't know, Robbie.
[01:02:38]  How did it get in there, Robbie?
[01:02:41]  But he said in 2020, when they tried to overturn the election, electoral officials, most of them were like, no, you can't do that.
[01:02:46]  So what Republicans did was replace those electoral officials with guys who are like, yeah, I'll play ball.
[01:02:51]  If y'all fight the election, let's overturn it.
[01:02:53]  Who gives a fuck?
[01:02:54]  And that could be crazy in 2024 if they got guys in important districts who are like, nah, we're just going to overturn it.
[01:02:59]  Who gives a fuck?
[01:03:00]  That's going to be wild.
[01:03:02]  Fucking scary.
[01:03:02]  All right, guys, let's take a break for a second because listen, you're going to need to get some tickets.
[01:03:07]  You're going to need to get some tickets.
[01:03:08]  It's KSI.
[01:03:10]  Oh, I was talking about the other fight.
[01:03:11]  It was Sean O'Malley versus Schultz.
[01:03:14]  Did you see that?
[01:03:16]  Easy victory.
[01:03:17]  Why'd you have to fuck him up like that at his own gym?
[01:03:19]  Yo, that's I feel bad about doing it in his own gym.
[01:03:21]  If we went to like a private gym, you know what I mean?
[01:03:24]  Exactly.
[01:03:24]  We were videotaping, but like those are his people.
[01:03:26]  He's gonna have to see them tomorrow.
[01:03:27]  He's gonna have to see another live, yo.
[01:03:28]  I know I fucked up.
[01:03:29]  I did.
[01:03:30]  I did.
[01:03:30]  I waved the gun on him.
[01:03:31]  Oh, no, that was disrespectful.
[01:03:33]  That was very, very disrespectful.
[01:03:37]  Give us some backstory, though.
[01:03:38]  Well, that was most of the story was my back was on the map.
[01:03:43]  The whole story is the back of the back.
[01:03:45]  No, it was we were in Phoenix doing shows.
[01:03:48]  And I hit up Sean and his coach, Tim.
[01:03:53]  And they have a gym that's like maybe like 20 minutes away from where we're staying.
[01:03:56]  So we went out there to work out.
[01:03:58]  And, yo, first of all, Sean, if you can get the striking one up, obviously, Sean's nice as fuck.
[01:04:04]  Like, these guys are elite athletes.
[01:04:06]  It's great.
[01:04:06]  But it's really, it's always really interesting being in there with a guy who is like an elite, elite striker and him talking about the things that he's doing to make it really difficult for me.
[01:04:20]  Now, we weren't really sparring.
[01:04:22]  We weren't even touching each other, but more just kind of like throwing the strikes.
[01:04:25]  But he does a couple things that are really great.
[01:04:28]  He fully extends on his punches.
[01:04:30]  You know, when people train, you're training mitts, you're trading bags, it's very easy to just kind of like, yeah, yeah, what is it called?
[01:04:36]  T-Rex arms it or whatever, right?
[01:04:38]  And if you watch him, everything is full extension, full extension.
[01:04:42]  And what that does is allows you to strike at distance.
[01:04:45]  So, like, here's a guy who I'm taller than, I'm longer than, but is able to like close distance and kind of pretty much hit me whenever he wants.
[01:04:53]  Like, it was really impressive.
[01:04:55]  Now, I'm imagining now, I'm 200 pounds.
[01:04:57]  He fights at 135.
[01:05:00]  God damn.
[01:05:00]  So I'll tell you, like, if there's a guy and he's and he got to go up against Al Joe, right?
[01:05:05]  He's fighting Al Joe for the belt.
[01:05:06]  You know what I mean?
[01:05:07]  So, like, that's something Al Joe, who is elite as fuck, too.
[01:05:11]  It was also cool to see Sean acknowledge that like Al Joe is nice.
[01:05:14]  Yeah.
[01:05:15]  Like, it wasn't like hater shit.
[01:05:16]  It was like, yeah, he's nice.
[01:05:17]  Yeah.
[01:05:18]  But that's something Al Joe's going to have to deal with.
[01:05:20]  Looking at someone who's striking from a distance and not and using the full length of the arms.
[01:05:25]  Do you have the video?
[01:05:26]  I realize I don't have them on.
[01:05:27]  Yeah, I'll send it to you.
[01:05:28]  And then I did this jiu-jitsu shit.
[01:05:29]  I ain't never done jiu-jitsu before.
[01:05:31]  That, you know, jiu-jitsu kind of might be real, bro.
[01:05:34]  Kind of might be.
[01:05:35]  Well, he's probably wrestling was real.
[01:05:40]  Bro, this guy, Tim.
[01:05:42]  Hold on, do you want to pause just a little horseplay?
[01:05:44]  No, I'm going to give it to you right now.
[01:05:45]  Okay, so jiu-jitsu is just a little horseplay.
[01:05:48]  Yeah, wrestling.
[01:05:50]  That's funny.
[01:05:50]  I thought that shit was one of those videos.
[01:05:52]  I thought jiu-jitsu was a horseplay too.
[01:05:54]  Okay.
[01:05:55]  And I genuinely thought I was like, all I got to do is wrestle.
[01:06:01]  Like, all I got to, like, legit.
[01:06:03]  I was like, oh, I got to kind of grab you like that.
[01:06:06]  But, dude, the way he little brothered me once, bro, I hope we don't have it on video.
[01:06:11]  I was on the ground and he just had his hand behind my neck, right?
[01:06:14]  I'm 6'2.
[01:06:15]  I'm 200 pounds.
[01:06:17]  I'm a man.
[01:06:18]  All right, maybe.
[01:06:20]  You made it me.
[01:06:23]  In some districts.
[01:06:24]  Yeah, we might have called that district a little too early.
[01:06:28]  But this dude had his hand behind my neck and I couldn't get up.
[01:06:32]  Like, I literally couldn't get up because anytime I would shift my weight to a position where I was trying to get up, he would shift it and just keep my weight over my center mass or something.
[01:06:42]  It was a weird thing going on.
[01:06:44]  And then just choke me out whenever the fuck he wants.
[01:06:47]  We just like being held.
[01:06:48]  We got to take that.
[01:06:51]  I'm not talking about this one against Tim.
[01:06:53]  I got up real quick on Sean.
[01:06:54]  I got up real quick on Sean.
[01:06:56]  Oh, wait.
[01:06:57]  The shot of Tip.
[01:06:58]  Oh, where Tim was holding you.
[01:06:59]  Yeah.
[01:06:59]  I got you.
[01:06:59]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:07:00]  This one I got up.
[01:07:03]  But that was the shit right there.
[01:07:04]  Hold on.
[01:07:05]  Got that under leg or whatever that is.
[01:07:07]  Look at.
[01:07:08]  Okay, now you back.
[01:07:09]  Now you're back, so jab.
[01:07:11]  What's this?
[01:07:12]  Fucking delay is killing me.
[01:07:14]  Yeah.
[01:07:14]  Yeah, but it's actually, I look better in the delay.
[01:07:16]  So it looks amazing.
[01:07:19]  Keep this delay when you put the video out.
[01:07:21]  Yeah, look at look at that that spinning kick.
[01:07:24]  Fuck, bruh.
[01:07:25]  Yeah, you said the spinning.
[01:07:26]  I asked him, I was like, yo, what was the thing that tired you out the most?
[01:07:28]  Was it the cardio box?
[01:07:30]  He's a kick right here.
[01:07:30]  Watch, watch.
[01:07:31]  He lands a he lands.
[01:07:32]  It's called, oh, look at that.
[01:07:34]  Watch.
[01:07:34]  Boom.
[01:07:34]  That one right there.
[01:07:35]  Pause.
[01:07:37]  That he lands, I think it's called a teep or something like that.
[01:07:41]  A teep, and it's just a front kick to the belly right here.
[01:07:45]  You ever been hit with a body shot in like sparring or whatever like that?
[01:07:48]  And you know how it just like your oxygen level, let's say it's at 100, it just takes it to 50.
[01:07:53]  It's video game shit.
[01:07:53]  Your body feels like a video game.
[01:07:55]  It's usually when you get hit when you're inhaling.
[01:07:58]  And so it's like, oh, I didn't know that.
[01:08:00]  Yeah.
[01:08:00]  So it's like you're inhale.
[01:08:02]  You loosen.
[01:08:03]  So I go.
[01:08:04]  And then somebody hits you right while you're going in.
[01:08:06]  Oh, because if you're if you're squashing, it's not removing any air, bro.
[01:08:10]  Yeah.
[01:08:10]  Interesting.
[01:08:10]  Do they try to time that, you think?
[01:08:12]  No, no, no.
[01:08:13]  Anyway, no way.
[01:08:14]  You're just throwing.
[01:08:15]  But dude, that right there, that little, and he just like kind of tapped.
[01:08:19]  I literally felt 50%, 50% of the oxygen.
[01:08:24]  And I was like, I was like, oh, my God.
[01:08:26]  And it's different than like a liver shot.
[01:08:28]  That's what Ryan got hit with by tank.
[01:08:31]  That is just your oxygen going away.
[01:08:33]  And you need a few steps to get that oxygen back.
[01:08:36]  But yeah, I don't know why I'm even talking about this at this point, to be honest with you.
[01:08:41]  I just blacked out right there.
[01:08:45]  I think CT, I got CT.
[01:08:47]  But he said an interesting thing.
[01:08:48]  Like, he was doing a lot of looks.
[01:08:50]  He was doing South Paul regular kicks or whatever.
[01:08:52]  And I was like, yeah, it was kind of like it was like paralyzing in a weird way, you know?
[01:08:56]  And he's like, yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.
[01:08:58]  Like, I'm trying to make you think about what I'm going to throw at you so that you get confused.
[01:09:04]  And when you're confused, you really just throw what you're most comfortable with.
[01:09:09]  So I kept kind of throwing jabs and things.
[01:09:12]  I'm reacting instead of going, all right, let me set up one two, then a pull and then another.
[01:09:17]  But now I'm just going, fuck, how do I block the legs?
[01:09:20]  He's strategically applying pressure to put you into the thing that's most predictable.
[01:09:24]  Yep, literally.
[01:09:24]  And then now he knows where I'm going to throw because he's confused me into making me come right.
[01:09:29]  He goes overhand, right?
[01:09:30]  Exactly.
[01:09:30]  Okay.
[01:09:30]  I'm going to scare him, overhand, right, uppercut.
[01:09:32]  Exactly.
[01:09:33]  So it was, it was, and I knew it was happening.
[01:09:35]  I'm going, I know he knows I'm throwing a jab, but he's also waiting for the jab now to counter it with the routine, no matter how much you're trying.
[01:09:45]  If you're confused, you're just going to go to it.
[01:09:47]  And they've said that even, I've seen some MMA dudes talk about this where it's like, um, once someone feels, it was a, it was, uh, uh, what is my man from Jorge Masvedol?
[01:09:57]  Okay.
[01:09:58]  Uh, remember he lands the flying knee on badass.
[01:10:00]  And he goes, I knew that if I charged him, he would revert to what he's most comfortable at, which is wrestling.
[01:10:06]  This guy is one of the most amazing wrestlers, right?
[01:10:09]  And in what's it called, in MMA history.
[01:10:12]  And the knee, if in wrestling, you do what's called shoot.
[01:10:16]  You shoot for somebody's legs.
[01:10:17]  Right, right, right.
[01:10:18]  So he runs at him.
[01:10:19]  He goes to wrestling brain.
[01:10:20]  He knows he's going to shoot.
[01:10:21]  What am I comfortable with?
[01:10:22]  Shooting.
[01:10:22]  Exactly.
[01:10:22]  And then you know he's going to shoot knee right in the face.
[01:10:24]  That's brilliant.
[01:10:25]  It's interesting the psychology of it, like the importance of the importance of like putting yourself in those sparring scenarios over and over and over again so that you are comfortable at everything that's coming at you.
[01:10:39]  I've seen this with NBA players that have been playing since they're a kid.
[01:10:42]  Like the Ball Brothers have been playing since they're so young that there's rarely a scenario where they're uncomfortable in.
[01:10:50]  They're on a fast break.
[01:10:51]  Somebody charges at them behind the back.
[01:10:53]  It's like they've gone through 10,000 hours of all these different things.
[01:10:57]  And then you find the guys that got the game later.
[01:10:59]  They're 18, 19, 20 years old.
[01:11:01]  They just don't have the hours.
[01:11:02]  That's the thing.
[01:11:02]  Like, I think that is the differentiator in every elite industry.
[01:11:06]  Any industry, the thing that separates the greatest from the goodest is the ability to override your body's natural compulsion.
[01:11:12]  Like when you're in a stressful situation, you're doing a stand-up, you're fighting, your body's going, oh, my throat's going to get dry.
[01:11:16]  Oh, I'm going to start getting sweaty.
[01:11:18]  Oh, I'm going to start reacting.
[01:11:19]  And when people go, oh, that person's unhuman.
[01:11:22]  They're unnatural.
[01:11:22]  They're freaks of nature.
[01:11:23]  They are because they're overriding what their body's naturally telling them to do.
[01:11:27]  And the way that you do that is just by repetition, repetition.
[01:11:30]  Doing it intentionally to create like intentional confidence that then becomes passive.
[01:11:35]  Yeah, it has to be passive.
[01:11:36]  There's a beautiful system one that turns into system.
[01:11:38]  It's a playoff experience.
[01:11:39]  That's what I was just saying.
[01:11:40]  Yeah.
[01:11:41]  Great example.
[01:11:42]  LeBron used to choke in the early days.
[01:11:44]  Then he has so much playoff experience.
[01:11:46]  And this motherfucker is like Zen master.
[01:11:48]  I've seen it all.
[01:11:48]  I've been here before.
[01:11:49]  I know exactly how to handle this situation.
[01:11:51]  There's a great video of John Calapari, the coach.
[01:11:54]  He coaches Kentucky.
[01:11:55]  Kentucky, yeah.
[01:11:56]  And he is shooting some shots with, I believe, Rod Strickland and Derek Rose.
[01:12:03]  Okay.
[01:12:03]  And Derek Rose has just got into the NBA.
[01:12:06]  And Rod, I think, is maybe done with his tenure there.
[01:12:08]  You think Caliph was Derek Rose as coach in Memphis.
[01:12:10]  Yes.
[01:12:11]  I believe it's Rod Strickland.
[01:12:12]  I'm not exactly sure.
[01:12:13]  And he goes, yeah, so what we got to do is we got to hitch 10 shots in a row from the baseline.
[01:12:18]  And if you miss one, the other guy gets to go.
[01:12:21]  And you just got to keep on trying to hit 10 and the other guy gets to go.
[01:12:24]  And he goes, now I'm going to let Rod do it.
[01:12:25]  Rod's been in the league for over 10 years.
[01:12:27]  So he can do this no problem.
[01:12:28]  There's no big deal.
[01:12:29]  He's been in high pressure situations.
[01:12:30]  It's not a big deal.
[01:12:31]  And as Rod's shooting, he's talking.
[01:12:33]  He goes, yeah, he got this.
[01:12:34]  This is easy for him.
[01:12:35]  Eight, nine.
[01:12:36]  He goes, he's been in the league, whatever.
[01:12:37]  Now Derek goes to shoot.
[01:12:38]  He goes, now, Derek, he just been in the league two years.
[01:12:40]  He's going to fuck this up.
[01:12:41]  He's going to guarantee fuck this up.
[01:12:42]  He guys, Derek gets to seven.
[01:12:44]  It's guaranteed because he hasn't been in the league that much.
[01:12:46]  Eight, clank.
[01:12:47]  Wow.
[01:12:48]  And it really is what you were just saying.
[01:12:50]  It's like making that passive.
[01:12:52]  That anxiety can start to build up.
[01:12:54]  And the more time you have in every one of those experiences, the more comfortable you are.
[01:12:59]  And the guys that have been fighting since they're a kid, like a Tank Davis, there is no punch that hasn't been thrown at him.
[01:13:05]  There is no pun, you know what I mean?
[01:13:06]  There's no defense that he hasn't seen.
[01:13:08]  There's a beautiful video of him setting up Ryan Davis for that first knockdown.
[01:13:12]  It is beautiful.
[01:13:14]  Tank is a southpaw.
[01:13:15]  Ryan is conventional.
[01:13:17]  And Tank posts.
[01:13:19]  He doesn't throw a punch.
[01:13:20]  He just puts a right jab out straight.
[01:13:22]  And there's a video of Ryan throwing the same left hook over the jab, right?
[01:13:29]  He posts.
[01:13:30]  Ryan throws left hook over the jab, misses.
[01:13:32]  That's one.
[01:13:33]  Tank posts again.
[01:13:34]  He's like, let me see if that motherfucker throws that same hook again.
[01:13:37]  Throws it again.
[01:13:38]  So he knows on this third post exactly what Ryan's going to do.
[01:13:43]  Posts again.
[01:13:44]  Ryan goes to throw, ducks under.
[01:13:46]  And if you're throwing over, he could duck under.
[01:13:48]  And then boom.
[01:13:49]  But it was like he made him throw the punch.
[01:13:52]  Ryan thought that he was throwing it because he wanted to.
[01:13:55]  Tank made you.
[01:13:56]  He was going to what's comfortable.
[01:13:58]  Yeah.
[01:13:58]  And it's that.
[01:13:59]  What is Ryan's punch?
[01:14:00]  What does everybody know?
[01:14:01]  It is the left hook.
[01:14:02]  Yeah.
[01:14:02]  Automatic recall.
[01:14:03]  It's just the experience.
[01:14:04]  They asked Magnus Carlson.
[01:14:05]  They're like, how do you feel so comfortable?
[01:14:07]  The chess player.
[01:14:08]  How do you feel so comfortable when you're in like a chess match, the finals world championship?
[01:14:12]  And he's just like, yeah, I have this automatic recall of every position that's ever been played that I've ever seen.
[01:14:16]  So it's like.
[01:14:17]  All of a sudden, there's a sorry.
[01:14:19]  No, go ahead.
[01:14:19]  You get into that position.
[01:14:20]  Someone plays this thing and I go, oh, this is Casperv 1994.
[01:14:24]  I know what to do.
[01:14:25]  There is a great fucking clip going around in the IG.
[01:14:27]  Warriors Lakers.
[01:14:29]  I believe it's game four.
[01:14:30]  So the Warriors have the ball to tie the game.
[01:14:32]  This was finished.
[01:14:33]  They make this shot.
[01:14:34]  It goes in overtime.
[01:14:35]  If they win, it's 2-2.
[01:14:36]  If they lose, they're down 3-1.
[01:14:38]  The play they run is a play that they ran in 2018.
[01:14:41]  LeBron has a photographic memory.
[01:14:42]  He always says this.
[01:14:43]  But just from the setup of the play, you can see LeBron in this year, 2023.
[01:14:49]  Whatever pick they said, he tells Anthony Davis, go over there.
[01:14:51]  Anthony Davis gets in the way of Clay Thompson, who's going over there, so you can't pass the ball to Clay Thompson.
[01:14:56]  LeBron knows the next option is to go to Draymond Green.
[01:14:58]  He gets in front of Draymond Green because he's seen this exact scenario hurt them in 2018.
[01:15:03]  And now, five years later, I got all the experience.
[01:15:06]  I've seen this exact thing, Magnus Carlson recall.
[01:15:09]  Hey, hey, AD, you go down that way.

=== LeBron's Photographic Memory Plays (09:30) ===

[01:15:11]  I'm going to come in this way.
[01:15:12]  They bumble the last, like, bungle the last possession or whatever, and then the Lakers win.
[01:15:15]  Yeah.
[01:15:16]  Strictly off of recall.
[01:15:17]  Yeah.
[01:15:17]  But it's more than fundamentals.
[01:15:18]  It's just the experience.
[01:15:19]  Like, you give your jokes now to you 10 years ago, even if it's the exact same jokes.
[01:15:22]  100%.
[01:15:23]  They're fundamentally better, but their performance won't be as good as it is now because you don't have the experience.
[01:15:27]  Yeah.
[01:15:27]  And the experience is not telling them.
[01:15:30]  The experience is the reaction to telling them and how you react to a big reaction, a poor reaction, a mid-level reaction.
[01:15:41]  That is the experience.
[01:15:43]  Even a new joke, when you're telling it, you don't know how to tell it when they don't react.
[01:15:47]  You start to forget parts of it because you haven't had that experience yet.
[01:15:51]  You get a heckle, a cup breaks.
[01:15:53]  Exactly.
[01:15:53]  Like, all of a sudden now you're out of it.
[01:15:54]  Or like you watch someone that's really good at negotiating.
[01:15:56]  Like, have you ever seen like a genius negotiator?
[01:15:58]  Like, even like some of the watch guys.
[01:15:59]  Yeah, even Dove.
[01:16:00]  Yeah.
[01:16:00]  Like, Dove can tell you what to do, and you still won't do it as well as someone that's just in the moment because they know how to react to someone applying pressure.
[01:16:07]  It's crazy.
[01:16:08]  Unless you're in Morocco, then you're fucked.
[01:16:10]  You get fucking rinsed.
[01:16:13]  Okay, you want to see me get tapped out real quick by Tim?
[01:16:15]  Yeah, this one's great.
[01:16:16]  Let's see.
[01:16:17]  This is on Mark Zeidi Stone.
[01:16:23]  So bad.
[01:16:26]  You face.
[01:16:27]  It was funny at some point.
[01:16:28]  I was like, to actually do the chokehold.
[01:16:31]  Look at my tongue.
[01:16:32]  Don't I look like an orca coming up from you ever seen like a killer whale at SeaWorld?
[01:16:37]  Look at your eyes, dude.
[01:16:38]  I'm dead.
[01:16:39]  And what's funny is that in order to complete the choke hold, you got to grab the other arm.
[01:16:42]  It's not even completed.
[01:16:43]  Dude, I almost tapped.
[01:16:45]  It's not even completed.
[01:16:47]  I almost tapped.
[01:16:47]  You don't know this.
[01:16:48]  I almost tapped just from him wrapping up my belly tight.
[01:16:51]  So he got one leg on my belly and squeeze.
[01:16:54]  And I was like, oh, where did it go to air?
[01:16:56]  I think all my air is in my stomach or something like that.
[01:16:58]  You made me fart.
[01:16:59]  Fuck you, dude.
[01:17:01]  He broke.
[01:17:02]  So I tapped.
[01:17:03]  I tapped him out.
[01:17:04]  He did the funniest shit.
[01:17:06]  I tapped him out.
[01:17:07]  But I didn't win.
[01:17:10]  He let me put him in a choke and he refused to tap.
[01:17:13]  So I was like, here, I'll tap for you.
[01:17:15]  Like, I, you know, the first time in history, someone was in a winning position and then tapped out.
[01:17:19]  He was choking him out.
[01:17:20]  And Tim was like, keep going, keep crazy.
[01:17:21]  He put him in a triangle.
[01:17:22]  Keep cracking.
[01:17:23]  And I felt it was so tight.
[01:17:25]  And he was like, you're going there.
[01:17:26]  And he's starting to get red.
[01:17:27]  And I was like, it's okay.
[01:17:28]  It's okay.
[01:17:29]  And he tapped him while he was winning.
[01:17:32]  While I'm winning.
[01:17:33]  But no, no, because he actually, he wasn't like, you have it in.
[01:17:36]  He was going, I need to feel the oxygen going.
[01:17:40]  And me feeling the oxygen going is very quick.
[01:17:42]  Yeah.
[01:17:43]  He's been doing this forever.
[01:17:45]  I imagine black belt jiu-jitsu.
[01:17:46]  So he's like, literally, when is it going to go?
[01:17:49]  Yeah.
[01:17:49]  And I'm like, I don't need to take you there.
[01:17:51]  Yeah.
[01:17:52]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:17:52]  That's overriding the biology.
[01:17:54]  Yeah, I'm not overriding that shit.
[01:17:56]  But I will say, jiu-jitsu, the cardio on jiu-jitsu is crazy, or just the grappling.
[01:18:01]  And I see why now elite strikers in MMA get so exhausted when somebody takes them on the ground because the cardio is completely different.
[01:18:12]  Completely different.
[01:18:13]  You are caught.
[01:18:14]  Like in striking, you're using your cardio when you're actually throwing.
[01:18:18]  But outside of that, you're in a pretty passive state.
[01:18:21]  Grappling, you every single muscle in your body is tense, flexing, trying to reposition your feels like climbing.
[01:18:29]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:18:30]  Like, you know, like when you're you can't really take a break claim.
[01:18:33]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:18:34]  You know, like I'm hanging up here.
[01:18:35]  Literally.
[01:18:36]  I wrestled Derek Posten as a joke.
[01:18:37]  Bro, y'all weren't joking.
[01:18:39]  Oh, yeah, no.
[01:18:39]  I mean, we were going.
[01:18:40]  I'm a wrestler for who gets a feature for the rest of the show.
[01:18:43]  They were going at it.
[01:18:44]  No, no, no.
[01:18:44]  It was a good wrestle, though.
[01:18:45]  No, you guys had a good one.
[01:18:46]  Yeah, it was awesome.
[01:18:47]  You wrestled with other people.
[01:18:48]  He gets competitive, right?
[01:18:50]  Derek is wild competitive.
[01:18:51]  It's the most fun.
[01:18:52]  It was awesome.
[01:18:53]  But it was like, oh, that beats a guy seriously.
[01:18:55]  Oh, wait, what he has to do?
[01:18:56]  Mark Adam.
[01:18:57]  Mark Haddon.
[01:18:58]  And there was a moment where Derek was like, this is not about to happen.
[01:19:02]  Really?
[01:19:04]  Mark had him pretty much pinned.
[01:19:06]  I thought he had him pinned.
[01:19:07]  And then Derek was like, I can't let this happen for my people.
[01:19:12]  How did it end?
[01:19:13]  It was a true thing.
[01:19:13]  Like Derek got back on top.
[01:19:15]  Yeah.
[01:19:15]  That's what Derek won.
[01:19:16]  Didn't he not?
[01:19:17]  No, we got the video, bro.
[01:19:18]  But it was a true sub.
[01:19:21]  What you mean?
[01:19:22]  You ain't saying the video.
[01:19:23]  I got the video.
[01:19:23]  But no, no, that's fine.
[01:19:24]  We were all fun.
[01:19:25]  It was all fun.
[01:19:25]  I saw it in real life.
[01:19:26]  Did he not get back on top?
[01:19:28]  Because he had more strength, but I had more cardio.
[01:19:31]  So I was.
[01:19:31]  You say he didn't assume top position after you had top position?
[01:19:34]  And then I got top position back.
[01:19:36]  Well, that's not what I'd said.
[01:19:38]  But you said, how did it end?
[01:19:40]  Did I get top position?
[01:19:41]  Oh, oh, end.
[01:19:41]  Yeah.
[01:19:42]  Oh, oh, I walked out after that.
[01:19:44]  How could you leave that?
[01:19:45]  How could you leave the bump?
[01:19:47]  I saw him.
[01:19:48]  How could you leave?
[01:19:49]  He just asked who his feature was.
[01:19:51]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:19:52]  I didn't win his video.
[01:19:53]  But I didn't want to put pressure on you guys.
[01:19:55]  You know what I mean?
[01:19:56]  But I realized, oh, wrestling with your friends.
[01:19:59]  You're watching.
[01:20:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:20:01]  You're going to wrestle with your friends.
[01:20:02]  I realize this shit is awesome.
[01:20:04]  It was different.
[01:20:04]  You know what I mean?
[01:20:05]  It's different when you got it.
[01:20:06]  If you just got nobody you know there, you could be silly.
[01:20:09]  But when the boys are there, like it's got to be serious.
[01:20:12]  You're all tense.
[01:20:13]  Yo, it's all good.
[01:20:14]  Tense game.
[01:20:15]  Bro, it's all good.
[01:20:17]  And listen, if he got top pieces, there's something like this.
[01:20:23]  We were actually playing wrestling for fun.
[01:20:25]  Next week, I've been gagged on World Wrestling Championship seven times.
[01:20:30]  Subscribe.
[01:20:31]  My mother's going to pull up Jack Chibi T and fucking YouTube tutorials.
[01:20:36]  I wrestle the world.
[01:20:37]  No, but you looked like you had a little wrestling background.
[01:20:40]  No.
[01:20:40]  He's from Florida.
[01:20:43]  I feel like that's just like their pastime.
[01:20:45]  Yeah, they see what that is.
[01:20:46]  I took out a Gator from a young age, bro.
[01:20:48]  I mean, Derek looked like he had one too.
[01:20:49]  Like, you guys actually have technique.
[01:20:51]  Derek's a real athlete.
[01:20:51]  He played an athlete.
[01:20:52]  He's in college football.
[01:20:53]  Yeah, he's legit.
[01:20:55]  He should have never let you take him down.
[01:20:57]  But then after.
[01:20:58]  Why are y'all at a gas on it?
[01:20:59]  We literally have a one play fight.
[01:21:01]  You should have never fighted.
[01:21:02]  It's a fun fight.
[01:21:03]  Of course, Derek did good.
[01:21:04]  He was passing.
[01:21:05]  But it felt like one stare because I was like, oh, we got to be serious.
[01:21:08]  Then he bodied you.
[01:21:10]  He absolutely dominated me.
[01:21:12]  But the beginning, when he wasn't taking it serious, it was good.
[01:21:14]  It was pretty good.
[01:21:15]  You got to get your get back, bro.
[01:21:16]  Wait, on who?
[01:21:19]  You can't let him body you like that.
[01:21:21]  That's good, bro.
[01:21:22]  Come on.
[01:21:24]  What's wrong, bro?
[01:21:25]  We had a fun play fight, and now you guys are getting something.
[01:21:27]  Why'd you play when you lose?
[01:21:28]  Why is it best?
[01:21:29]  We're best friends, bro.
[01:21:30]  We were just having a fun play fight.
[01:21:31]  Oh, now you're best friends.
[01:21:32]  You guys don't wrestle.
[01:21:32]  That's why they're not your best friend.
[01:21:34]  I was wrestling.
[01:21:34]  No, I wasn't wrestling.
[01:21:36]  But y'all, no, y'all don't wanna see him.
[01:21:37]  I did better against Tim than you did against Derek.
[01:21:40]  100%.
[01:21:41]  100%.
[01:21:43]  No, be honest.
[01:21:44]  100%.
[01:21:45]  Actually, you were on your back stopping.
[01:21:48]  Bro, it was crazy.
[01:21:49]  Stop it.
[01:21:49]  No, that was crazy.
[01:21:50]  I made Derek do the I made him do the tongue.
[01:21:52]  He didn't.
[01:21:53]  Derrick put it out.
[01:21:54]  You threw a condom in the ring.
[01:21:55]  We were like, yo, you don't need this.
[01:21:57]  Derek, don't catch anything from Mark.
[01:21:59]  You don't need this shit right.
[01:22:00]  I was smelly.
[01:22:01]  I think that helped me, honestly.
[01:22:02]  I had a stink in it.
[01:22:04]  He thought you were a trade.
[01:22:05]  You had a fat ass.
[01:22:09]  I was wondering why he pulled my hair.
[01:22:11]  He pulled my hair.
[01:22:12]  I was like, bro, what are you doing?
[01:22:14]  Oh, sorry.
[01:22:15]  He's a lot more serious than it.
[01:22:16]  He felt the beard.
[01:22:17]  Then he stopped.
[01:22:17]  He's like, I don't like being on top.
[01:22:19]  You get on top.
[01:22:20]  Oh, he let me assume this.
[01:22:23]  You didn't know what you were doing.
[01:22:25]  Nah, it's a dude.
[01:22:27]  Shout out to Dad.
[01:22:28]  Shout out to you.
[01:22:28]  Shout out to Posting.
[01:22:29]  That was fun.
[01:22:30]  Man, it was fun.
[01:22:31]  It was great.
[01:22:32]  Yo, thank you, Phoenix, everybody, for coming out to the shows.
[01:22:34]  That was great to just be back out in the road.
[01:22:36]  It's been literally over a year since we were all on tour again.
[01:22:40]  So that was so much fun to be back out there.
[01:22:44]  Yeah.
[01:22:45]  I love it.
[01:22:46]  Yeah.
[01:22:47]  Where was the venue?
[01:22:47]  We were at Stand Up Live in Phoenix.
[01:22:49]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:22:50]  And Great Club.
[01:22:52]  And then we pulled up on the bad friend.
[01:22:53]  Oh, yeah.
[01:22:54]  And Santino and Bobby were in town because they were doing their live pod.
[01:22:58]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:22:59]  And which was like down the block.
[01:23:01]  So we popped into that.
[01:23:02]  That was cool.
[01:23:03]  We brought Sugar Sean in there too, and the crowd went crazy.
[01:23:06]  Fire.
[01:23:07]  And Santino came and popped in on the show and at a stand-up live.
[01:23:12]  And that was fun too, man.
[01:23:14]  Yeah, it was just a great weekend.
[01:23:16]  I missed the road.
[01:23:17]  It's easy, I think, when you...
[01:23:18]  It's the best.
[01:23:19]  Yeah, when you cut something out, I think it's easy to say it.
[01:23:28]  I think you can get numb to something when you're doing it so much, right?
[01:23:31]  And then when you stop doing it, you can, if you stop it for long enough, you can forget what an important part of your life it was.
[01:23:39]  Because I was still getting up in the city, so like that itch was getting scratched with the stand-up.
[01:23:43]  But being on the road, like being able to put together your set, you know what I mean?
[01:23:48]  And like the changes that you can make and like realizing where the gaps are and then like finding new things that are really funny.
[01:23:55]  And just being with the guys.
[01:23:57]  Like we had like a fucking great time.
[01:23:59]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:24:00]  Like it was really funny.
[01:24:02]  Just hanging around, busting balls.
[01:24:04]  Like it was just, it was great.
[01:24:06]  I've missed it.
[01:24:07]  And I'm really looking forward to this to this summer and getting a little tour going on.
[01:24:12]  Yeah.
[01:24:13]  I didn't get to headline for so many years that I'd never take for granted.
[01:24:16]  Doing 45 is the fucking best feeling in the world to me as a comic.
[01:24:20]  Like it's just the best.
[01:24:21]  Stretching it out.
[01:24:22]  We were in St. Louis this weekend and it was so funny because last time we had such a miserable experience.
[01:24:26]  I was there during Corona.
[01:24:28]  Mad death threats for no reason.
[01:24:30]  Complete bullshit thing.
[01:24:32]  This time we went back.
[01:24:33]  Everything was sold out.
[01:24:34]  The audience was great.
[01:24:35]  And immediately I went from hating St. Louis to be like, I can live in this season.
[01:24:39]  Leave here.
[01:24:40]  This is a great place.

=== Boxing Elbow Contest Angles (14:13) ===

[01:24:42]  KSI.
[01:24:43]  Should he be disqualified for this knockout?
[01:24:45]  People are saying KSI illegally used an elbow in this boxing match.
[01:24:54]  There's another angle that's better.
[01:24:55]  Let me pull it up.
[01:24:57]  There's another angle that's better.
[01:24:59]  Okay.
[01:25:00]  And even before that, he lands a massive overhand right.
[01:25:04]  Okay.
[01:25:04]  I need to see that because I keep seeing the elbow.
[01:25:06]  No, he lands a massive overhand right and stuns this guy.
[01:25:10]  The guy is trying to hold on because KSI is coming.
[01:25:13]  And then KSI hits him with an elbow.
[01:25:15]  There it is.
[01:25:15]  That's the elbow.
[01:25:17]  Go back.
[01:25:18]  I mean, there's no question whether it's an elbow or not.
[01:25:20]  We can all see.
[01:25:21]  Oh, shit.
[01:25:22]  But I don't think it's his intention to elbow him.
[01:25:25]  No.
[01:25:25]  I think the guy is grabbing him and he's trying to throw strikes.
[01:25:28]  What is the rule on that?
[01:25:30]  So it depends on the, what's it called?
[01:25:37]  The sanctioning body there.
[01:25:39]  Yeah, the commission in London, like what it's sanctioned.
[01:25:41]  So some people might say it's a no contest.
[01:25:44]  I don't know what the deal is with if it's an accidental elbow that changes the fight.
[01:25:48]  You've seen like an accidental headbutt that causes a cut that stops a fight.
[01:25:51]  Right.
[01:25:52]  Or eye poke, some shit like that.
[01:25:53]  Exactly.
[01:25:54]  That is a no contest.
[01:25:55]  So what he's arguing is it should be a no contest.
[01:26:00]  He being Joe Fournier.
[01:26:02]  But I had it written down here.
[01:26:04]  Go.
[01:26:04]  What do you think?
[01:26:05]  I think it should be a no-contest.
[01:26:07]  Yeah, I don't think KSI did that on purpose.
[01:26:09]  And anybody who does, I think, is lying to themselves because they don't like KSI.
[01:26:12]  But he did elbow the fuck out of him.
[01:26:14]  Yeah, he knocks it out with a great elbow.
[01:26:16]  I mean, kind of a textbook elbow.
[01:26:17]  Yeah, it's tricky.
[01:26:18]  It's tricky because the guy is leaning in, grabbing, and clearly hurt from the punch that happened before.
[01:26:26]  He lands a massive overhand right on him.
[01:26:27]  Yeah, and it's possible to see that because I keep seeing this.
[01:26:30]  Even so, if the shot that takes you down is an illegal shot, it's like a bad thing.
[01:26:37]  Yeah, I don't think we're even saying he should have lost or whatever, but I could see it being.
[01:26:41]  Yeah.
[01:26:43]  Yeah, I mean, the rules are the rules.
[01:26:44]  Maybe that's it.
[01:26:45]  Maybe that's it.
[01:26:46]  So maybe it has to be no contest.
[01:26:48]  If that's the rule.
[01:26:49]  I got to look at what the, you know, the local commission.
[01:26:53]  But when is it ever like I know they can change rules for a fight, but I don't think there's ever a time where an illegal shot can be marked as a not that knock that so you can't mark a head butt that knocks somebody out as a knockdown or a knee or some shit.
[01:27:08]  So what they'll do a lot of times is they'll they'll go that cut was caused by an illegal headbutt.
[01:27:13]  And then if the cut stops it, then they'll go, but it has to be marked.
[01:27:18]  Whereas the ref right there, and reasonably so, there's no way I would be able to tell elbow just from in the ring.
[01:27:24]  This angle looks like a punch.
[01:27:25]  Exactly.
[01:27:26]  So so the ref, I guess, didn't see it, didn't call it.
[01:27:29]  They didn't have playback.
[01:27:30]  And then when the playback happens, then they go, oh, that was an elbow.
[01:27:33]  I don't know if they would change it afterwards to no contest.
[01:27:38]  I don't know.
[01:27:38]  This overhand ride is crazy.
[01:27:40]  It's a little laggy, but you can see.
[01:27:42]  Boom.
[01:27:42]  Oh, yeah.
[01:27:43]  Oh, fuck.
[01:27:45]  So he goes big, boom.
[01:27:49]  Yeah, knocks him back.
[01:27:50]  And that's his big punch.
[01:27:52]  So the guy.
[01:27:53]  So now, so the thing with this is like, KSI was saying, yo, I'm fighting a real boxer.
[01:27:58]  He's a professional boxer 9-0, right?
[01:28:01]  I don't know.
[01:28:02]  Listen, with boxing, like the earlier fights in your career, you're fighting what are called tomato cans, the people that are loose.
[01:28:08]  There is, and he's not the only person that has done this.
[01:28:12]  Every boxer has done this.
[01:28:13]  Floyd did it.
[01:28:15]  Like every pro boxer.
[01:28:16]  Now, the question is, is this his full-time job?
[01:28:20]  No, he's done other things.
[01:28:21]  I think he's been in like business and nightlife, et cetera.
[01:28:24]  So if you go to the Dominican Republic, most people know this.
[01:28:28]  You go to the Dominican Republic, you get these tomato cans to fight, and they're basically put there to lose.
[01:28:32]  So we don't know how padded the record is, but you can make the same thing about Tommy Fury.
[01:28:36]  You go, well, yeah, he's got X amount of fights, and he was fighting tomato cans.
[01:28:39]  You know, the combined losses of all his fighters way more than the combined wins.
[01:28:42]  Like, so they set you up with whatever.
[01:28:44]  So we can't really tell exactly how good he is, but I think that was the idea with this fight is I'm going to fight a pro and beat him.
[01:28:50]  Jake tried to fight a pro, couldn't beat him.
[01:28:52]  I'm going to do it.
[01:28:54]  So the question is, does he go and fight?
[01:28:56]  I don't think there's any point in fighting this guy again.
[01:28:58]  No, You kind of have to.
[01:29:01]  If you were an actual fighter, you do.
[01:29:04]  But if you're fighting in the purely like entertainment part of it.
[01:29:09]  Yeah.
[01:29:10]  Like nobody needs.
[01:29:11]  They're not going for belts.
[01:29:12]  They're going for belts.
[01:29:13]  What round was it?
[01:29:13]  I didn't see the whole fight.
[01:29:14]  Oh, second.
[01:29:15]  Okay.
[01:29:15]  And was he winning the whole fight, KSI?
[01:29:18]  I don't know.
[01:29:18]  I didn't watch the whole fight.
[01:29:19]  Yeah, I don't know.
[01:29:20]  Because that's the thing.
[01:29:20]  Like, what if the guy has played him?
[01:29:23]  And he did a great first round.
[01:29:24]  Then it's like, nah.
[01:29:25]  So that's what happened with like Rowley this weekend.
[01:29:27]  Rowley is the guy Gervante knocked out before Ryan Garcia.
[01:29:30]  Do you guys remember that?
[01:29:31]  So he was losing this fight against a guy and then lands a couple shots and then the ref steps in and does a horrible stoppage.
[01:29:41]  Like one of the worst stoppages I've ever seen.
[01:29:43]  Even Rolly was like, nah, he shouldn't have been able to continue, but he won a belt.
[01:29:46]  So that one, I think you got to run that back.
[01:29:48]  But for these guys, it's like, I don't need to see him fight Fournier again.
[01:29:51]  He lands a big shot.
[01:29:52]  He fucking knocks him out with the elbow, but not on purpose.
[01:29:54]  Like, okay, go fight Tommy Fury or go fight Jake Paul.
[01:29:57]  Yeah.
[01:29:57]  Like, I think this, this part of boxing is just like the biggest fight.
[01:30:00]  Yeah.
[01:30:01]  I don't care to see this fight again.
[01:30:02]  No, no.
[01:30:03]  Not at all.
[01:30:03]  He must have like Tommy Fury.
[01:30:04]  I don't know if I'd be, if I would care to see him fight Jake against him.
[01:30:07]  I only care about the Tommy fight because he'd be because Tommy beat Jake.
[01:30:12]  And it's like building up to the Jake.
[01:30:13]  Yeah.
[01:30:14]  Like, okay, let Jake fight Nate.
[01:30:15]  You go fight Tommy.
[01:30:17]  Like, you could probably turn around quick and fight because this only went two rounds.
[01:30:21]  Yeah, I saw you beat up.
[01:30:22]  Yeah.
[01:30:25]  So, yeah, I don't know.
[01:30:26]  I mean, it's amazing what they've been doing with these fucking boxing events.
[01:30:29]  Like, they just became a boxing promoter and they're just putting up all these guys.
[01:30:32]  Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing for boxing.
[01:30:36]  They really exposed boxing.
[01:30:39]  They exposed the lack of, they exposed the number one issue with boxing, which is a complete and utter lack of a promotional tool.
[01:30:49]  Canelo Alvarez fought last weekend, uh, two weekends ago.
[01:30:53]  Yeah, did you guys even know?
[01:30:54]  I knew, but nobody cared that I know isn't that crazy.
[01:30:57]  Yeah, one of the guns.
[01:30:58]  We didn't have a discussion.
[01:30:59]  The so-called face of boxing is fighting in Mexico.
[01:31:04]  We don't, yeah, I don't even know the guy's fighting, this guy Ryder.
[01:31:09]  I mean, respect for him going in there with Canelo, but at the same time, like, why are you fighting a guy we don't even know?
[01:31:13]  Yeah, like, what is happening in boxing?
[01:31:15]  The problem with boxing, there's so much money in it, and there's not one person that owns it.
[01:31:21]  Like, UFC, you got Dana White, who's like organizing and trying to make this one thing the best it could be.
[01:31:27]  With boxing, you have all these different promoters, and all they care about is just their fighters.
[01:31:31]  And so now they have a bunch of fake belts just so I can call my guy a champion.
[01:31:35]  Like, how do you have six belts in one fucking division?
[01:31:38]  It's just harder.
[01:31:39]  Yeah.
[01:31:40]  So it's like, it just cheapens the brand.
[01:31:42]  Now it's like it's happened so long where it's like people really aren't caring about boxing anymore.
[01:31:45]  Yeah, it's so cheap.
[01:31:46]  Unless the fighters make it a big deal to care about this.
[01:31:48]  Could it also be that Canelo lost and losses in boxing?
[01:31:51]  To your point about having so many bodies and not one that can control it.
[01:31:55]  Losses in boxing way more detrimental to your career and eyeballs you get than UFC.
[01:32:00]  A loss in UFC, you've said this many times.
[01:32:02]  If you have a good loss, people are more excited to see you.
[01:32:04]  The only reason why I say I agree with you and I think that that does make sense with boxing.
[01:32:08]  The only reason why I say I don't think it's that big a deal is because he's coming up in weight so much to fight these guys.
[01:32:16]  Like Canelo shouldn't beat the guys.
[01:32:18]  He should be fighting at 154, 160.
[01:32:21]  He's a short guy.
[01:32:22]  There's no business fighting six foot plus dudes who are also world champions, but he was so good that he's able to do it.
[01:32:29]  So like, I don't think we look down on him taking those challenges.
[01:32:33]  You know, it's like, let's say John Jones went up in weight and he lost.
[01:32:36]  It'd still be like, bro, he put on 20 fucking pounds.
[01:32:40]  Like, you're not supposed to.
[01:32:42]  Or like, is he losing against Jan Blohovich?
[01:32:44]  It's like, you're, you're putting on so much fucking weight.
[01:32:47]  But I agree with you about the boxing loss.
[01:32:49]  But even then, I don't think that the fight that he lost, we didn't care about.
[01:32:53]  That's true.
[01:32:54]  Right?
[01:32:54]  Like, I think it's just badly promoted.
[01:32:56]  You're right.
[01:32:57]  And I think that look at you have these YouTube kids that are masters of promotion because that's really what they've learned to do more than anything.
[01:33:04]  So they've applied that to a physical live event.
[01:33:10]  They can't do stand-up.
[01:33:11]  They can't, well, KSI can do music, but like this is another version of taking your promotional ability and the content and the relationship you have to give your fans and then monetizing it in a live event.
[01:33:21]  And boxing is the highest fucking stakes.
[01:33:23]  You can take all that beef you have, all that drama, all the things that you're so good at curating because you've been on the YouTube space for years.
[01:33:31]  And instead of just doing a vlog about how you hate that guy, let's bang it out.
[01:33:35]  Bang it the fuck out.
[01:33:36]  Yeah.
[01:33:36]  And oldest.
[01:33:37]  And boxing shouldn't have resisted it or tried to let it go away.
[01:33:40]  They should have absorbed it and been like, oh, these guys know how to promote.
[01:33:44]  We know how to fight.
[01:33:45]  Let's work together and create an awesome thing.
[01:33:47]  Put them on an undercard of like an actual.
[01:33:48]  They can't be controlled.
[01:33:50]  So in boxing, they like to pick up these young kids who don't have any experience.
[01:33:54]  And then they're like, hey, I control you.
[01:33:56]  I'm going to promote.
[01:33:57]  I'm going to take all your money.
[01:33:57]  Also, to your earlier point, there's so many different people fighting for it.
[01:34:00]  Whereas UFC would just be one company.
[01:34:02]  And they did do that.
[01:34:03]  And they partnered with Nelk.
[01:34:04]  They partnered with all these people.
[01:34:06]  The COVID does the same thing.
[01:34:07]  One company.
[01:34:08]  Yep.
[01:34:08]  100%.
[01:34:09]  Yeah.
[01:34:09]  It's, I mean, the NFL, the NBA.
[01:34:11]  It's one company.
[01:34:12]  You can organize the products, whoever you want.
[01:34:13]  Market it however you want.
[01:34:14]  Exactly.
[01:34:15]  And then the, and yeah, yeah.
[01:34:17]  Yeah.
[01:34:18]  Everybody that's fighting within that company helps you win.
[01:34:22]  Yeah.
[01:34:23]  You are associated with the winner no matter what.
[01:34:26]  It's not two promoters.
[01:34:27]  It's not Bob Arum and Don King going at it and one of their guys has to lose and then that's it.
[01:34:31]  Yeah.
[01:34:32]  It's just one promoter.
[01:34:32]  So whoever wins, you keep on riding that horse.
[01:34:35]  Right.
[01:34:35]  But I think the specific thing with the boxing is no different than like kind of what happened in our industry with like stand-up or even with podcasts.
[01:34:43]  It's like a lot of people were listening to radio and it just sucked.
[01:34:48]  It was kind of boring.
[01:34:49]  There were the greats, obviously.
[01:34:50]  You look at the Breakfast Club, you look at Howard Stern, but like for the most part, radio sucked.
[01:34:54]  It was hokey games.
[01:34:55]  It was dumb.
[01:34:55]  People were born.
[01:34:56]  And then podcasts come in and you're like, wait, I can listen to this whenever I want.
[01:35:00]  Yeah.
[01:35:00]  I can, and they can say whatever they want.
[01:35:03]  They can say whatever they want.
[01:35:04]  And there are people who are funnier.
[01:35:05]  They're not restricted by the FDA shit at all.
[01:35:07]  Is it FDA?
[01:35:08]  FCC.
[01:35:08]  FCC.
[01:35:09]  Or the FDA.
[01:35:09]  And the FDA.
[01:35:10]  They can eat whatever the fuck they want on the podcast.
[01:35:12]  But then with stand-up, it's like sometimes these old structures that create this like great moat for their protection, the moat makes them lazy.
[01:35:20]  It's like they don't even have to fight.
[01:35:21]  And if you don't have to fight, you get nice and fat.
[01:35:23]  You know, pigs get fat.
[01:35:24]  What is it?
[01:35:25]  Hogs get fat, they get slaughtered, right?
[01:35:27]  And the same thing happened with stand-up.
[01:35:28]  It's like there are all these restrictions, and the comedy thought that they could push the comedy in whatever direction they want because there was no competition.
[01:35:37]  And then all of a sudden, we found a way to compete and steamrolled them.
[01:35:42]  Like how fast Comedy Central just became absolutely obsolete.
[01:35:46]  Yeah.
[01:35:46]  You're talking about in like a couple of years.
[01:35:48]  The biggest platform on cable television for comedy is completely obsolete within a couple of years.
[01:35:55]  And that's you not curating the product.
[01:35:57]  That's the same thing with boxing.
[01:35:58]  And that's exactly what's going to happen.
[01:36:00]  Is these YouTube guys have made the traditional world champion boxers obsolete?
[01:36:06]  Nobody knew Canelo fought.
[01:36:08]  We're talking about KSI.
[01:36:10]  Nobody knows what the fuck is happening in, or nobody knew Rolly got a belt this weekend.
[01:36:17]  I knew, but like I'm a boxing fan.
[01:36:19]  Everybody knows Jake Paul is fighting Nate Diaz.
[01:36:22]  Yeah.
[01:36:23]  What's the dude, Devin Haney?
[01:36:25]  Devin Haney is going to fight Lomachenko.
[01:36:27]  Yeah.
[01:36:27]  And I think in like a week, that should be the biggest fight in boxing.
[01:36:31]  Haney is so good.
[01:36:32]  I didn't even realize how good he was.
[01:36:34]  And I found out about him from a podcast.
[01:36:35]  Isn't that who you watch him on?
[01:36:37]  I think he was talking about Bradley Martin.
[01:36:38]  Bradley Martin.
[01:36:39]  And I'm watching it.
[01:36:39]  I was like, oh, this guy's really funny.
[01:36:40]  I wonder if he's good at boxing.
[01:36:42]  And I looked at him.
[01:36:43]  I was like, oh, yeah.
[01:36:44]  Yeah.
[01:36:44]  Some say he's pound for pound and he's going to fight the other guy that some say it's pound for pound.
[01:36:47]  This should be the biggest fight in boxing.
[01:36:49]  Yeah.
[01:36:49]  Like I had no idea.
[01:36:50]  I don't even know who this guy is.
[01:36:51]  Dude, he's amazing.
[01:36:52]  And that's the problem.
[01:36:53]  The problem is they thought the belts were the promotion.
[01:36:56]  And it existed when there was no competition.
[01:36:58]  Having a belt, they thought people really cared about that.
[01:37:01]  We don't really care about belts.
[01:37:02]  We care about beefs.
[01:37:03]  We don't need a belt to be involved.
[01:37:05]  We want to see a beef get settled.
[01:37:07]  And I think the UFC figured that out immediately.
[01:37:10]  They're like, you know what?
[01:37:11]  People really love Cowboy Cerrone.
[01:37:12]  And they would rather watch him fight somebody that's more on his level than watch him just get brutalized by a Connor McGregor.
[01:37:22]  Yeah.
[01:37:22]  Unless you love Connor and then obviously you want to see Connor get victories.
[01:37:25]  But there's a way to match fighters so that it's entertaining.
[01:37:30]  Speaking of which, I was actually curious what you thought.
[01:37:32]  We've talked before about fighting people in different weight classes.
[01:37:34]  And I think all of us on the pod were like, oh, like featherweight, we could, you know, fuck up even a really good guy.
[01:37:40]  Not me.
[01:37:41]  You're all you can fuck somebody up.
[01:37:43]  Now, being in there with Sean, granted, he was at like 145, 150 maybe when we were hanging with him.
[01:37:48]  Yeah.
[01:37:48]  Did that change your perspective at all as far as like a brawl?
[01:37:52]  His quickness, his fight IQ.
[01:37:55]  Yeah, I mean, yeah, he could do what he wants.
[01:37:57]  Yeah.
[01:37:57]  Even though he's so much lighter.
[01:38:00]  Yeah, but it's just like, to be honest with you, the legs change everything.
[01:38:04]  Like, I've had a good amount of years of like boxing training, but it's, it's once you add legs, the striking distance is so completely unrecognizable.
[01:38:16]  For boxing, you have to be kind of close to one another.
[01:38:19]  Yeah.
[01:38:19]  If you really want to land, you have to be kind of close.
[01:38:21]  And because of that, it's exciting and dangerous.
[01:38:24]  And like everything is this adjustment.
[01:38:26]  When kicking is involved, you could be in another room, it feels like.
[01:38:30]  Like, I asked him to stand where he could kick me.
[01:38:35]  I was like, just stand distance-wise where you can kick me versus where you can punch me.
[01:38:39]  You're talking about like two feet away.
[01:38:41]  And it's like, if he wants to kick me in the head, he's got to be at like maybe punching range, but like leg, just to chew up the leg.
[01:38:47]  Yeah.
[01:38:47]  Now, just size alone, did it change your perspective on fighting a female fighter?
[01:38:51]  No, there's no female fighter that could beat me on cover.
[01:38:53]  Even with a fire leg kick?

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[01:38:55]  No.
[01:38:57]  And she's tall.
[01:38:58]  She's a little bit more.
[01:39:00]  I'm upset.
[01:39:00]  You gave it up so quick, even if it's a dude, bro.
[01:39:03]  Come on, son.
[01:39:03]  You got 50, 60 pounds on this motherfucker.
[01:39:06]  Like, stop that.
[01:39:08]  You weren't in there, bro.
[01:39:09]  Stop it.
[01:39:09]  You weren't in there, bro.
[01:39:11]  It's the leg kicks, dude.
[01:39:12]  I'm telling you.
[01:39:13]  Dude, just grab him.
[01:39:15]  You weren't catching it.
[01:39:17]  And that just don't let him go.
[01:39:18]  That's it.
[01:39:19]  Listen.
[01:39:19]  Do a little horseblade, get him down to the ground.
[01:39:22]  Bro, grab something on the street.
[01:39:24]  Horses can kick hard, bro.
[01:39:26]  You don't want to get in there.
[01:39:27]  That kicking shit, bro, is.
[01:39:29]  I ain't challenging nobody, but fuck that.
[01:39:31]  I still got him.
[01:39:33]  Okay.
[01:39:34]  This is just a silly thing.
[01:39:35]  Martha Stewart became the oldest woman to get a sports illustrator cover at 81 years old.
[01:39:39]  So I saw Martha Stewart the other day.
[01:39:42]  I was at Sebastian Maniscalco's premiere for his movie, which was great.
[01:39:45]  It was so much fun.
[01:39:47]  Robert De Niro is an unbelievable actor.
[01:39:52]  Oh, yeah.
[01:39:53]  Like, so funny.
[01:39:56]  Whenever he wants to be, he got a tear out of me at the end.
[01:40:00]  Bobby D squeezed it out.
[01:40:02]  Like, and he really, yeah.
[01:40:04]  I mean, I put this on Instagram, but I saw Sebastian Maniscalco perform at the restaurant I managed while I was going to college in Santa Barbara.
[01:40:11]  I didn't know that.
[01:40:12]  Oh, shit.
[01:40:12]  Yeah, that's a cool story.
[01:40:13]  He came up and he did this.
[01:40:14]  He has this great joke, this Ross joke, where son.
[01:40:19]  I saw him.
[01:40:19]  Sorry to interrupt.
[01:40:20]  Same story, but in like fucking Tripping on Tuesday, which at the comedy store was the all-black night, kind of hood.
[01:40:27]  He gets on, well-dressed, white dude.
[01:40:29]  Audience is dead silent.
[01:40:30]  It's kind of tense because it's like, who's this white dude?
[01:40:32]  And he just, he just does, he goes, okay, I like that.
[01:40:35]  A girl woos.
[01:40:35]  And he's like, no, I like that.
[01:40:36]  Confidence.
[01:40:37]  He does this fucking Ross joke.
[01:40:39]  I mean, unbelievable the reaction he got.
[01:40:41]  I've never seen an audience fall in love with a comic that hard in my life.
[01:40:44]  Ross the store?
[01:40:45]  Yes.
[01:40:47]  Go look up the joke.
[01:40:48]  You can watch it on YouTube.
[01:40:49]  But so yeah, he does that and he just fucking kills.
[01:40:53]  And he's like really good.
[01:40:54]  And I remember thinking of there was a few guys that I saw come up there.
[01:40:58]  And I saw Tig Notaro come up.
[01:41:02]  Oh, really?
[01:41:02]  Yeah, Tig actually did fantastic.
[01:41:04]  She like controlled the energy of the room in a way that I've like rarely seen happen in comedy.
[01:41:09]  It was really impressive.
[01:41:10]  And she was very alternative with the comedy, but she really controlled the energy.
[01:41:15]  She had everyone behaving themselves in a restaurant where she was like performing in the window in a corner with people walking by.
[01:41:22]  It was like a horrible situation potentially.
[01:41:25]  But it was very impressive to watch her control the room.
[01:41:28]  So yeah, we had guys come up and, but I remember him specifically.
[01:41:33]  I was like, wow, this guy's like really fucking good.
[01:41:36]  And then I went and saw a movie that is about his life starring, co-starring Bobby De Niro.
[01:41:46]  I mean, that is like, it's hard to not root for that one.
[01:41:50]  Like as a comic, you just, it's so exciting to see comics getting movies made about them.
[01:41:54]  Same thing with Burt with the machine.
[01:41:56]  But also to have, if you're an Italian guy, to have King Italian, like who's the biggest Bollywood star?
[01:42:05]  Shadu Khan.
[01:42:06]  Imagine Shadu Khan is playing your dad.
[01:42:08]  Yeah.
[01:42:09]  Or your mom.
[01:42:10]  You'd prefer your mom be honored by the kids.
[01:42:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:42:15]  Or like the biggest, what is her name?
[01:42:17]  The beautiful Hollywood actress.
[01:42:20]  What is it?
[01:42:20]  What is it?
[01:42:21]  Bukapadukan.
[01:42:22]  There's one that has like the light skin.
[01:42:24]  Ashwadi and I. Imagine that she's playing your mother in a movie about you guys.
[01:42:29]  I'm watching this knowing I saw this guy perform in a shitty failing restaurant that was majority my fault that was failing.
[01:42:36]  And like I'm seeing a movie with him and Robert De Niro.
[01:42:39]  And he's holding his own.
[01:42:41]  He was great.
[01:42:41]  I came up to him.
[01:42:42]  I was like, bro, you can fucking act.
[01:42:44]  Yeah.
[01:42:44]  Like I was like, you go into these things with low expectations.
[01:42:48]  I'm going to go into any comic movie, I go in low expectations because being a comedian and being a comedic actor are polar opposites.
[01:42:55]  The better you are as a comic, I feel like you start off as an actor.
[01:42:58]  Comic is try to say something funny.
[01:43:00]  Comedic actor is try to be serious and because your character is detached, it's funny.
[01:43:06]  In a funny situation.
[01:43:07]  Exactly.
[01:43:07]  Will Farrell is never trying to be funny, which is why it's so funny.
[01:43:10]  They're different things.
[01:43:12]  So like, yeah, it was just like this crazy outer body experience.
[01:43:15]  I mean, I saw this guy when I was fucking 23 years old.
[01:43:19]  Like, that's what, how many years?
[01:43:20]  I'm 39.
[01:43:21]  What is that?
[01:43:22]  26 years?
[01:43:23]  16.
[01:43:24]  I can't do math, bro.
[01:43:25]  A psychology major.
[01:43:27]  So 16 years later, dude?
[01:43:30]  Yeah.
[01:43:31]  Like in the same place where I started comedy the first time like I went up.
[01:43:36]  Yeah.
[01:43:37]  It's there.
[01:43:37]  Like it was just for starting his career?
[01:43:40]  I started his career.
[01:43:42]  No.
[01:43:42]  Also, Allie Wong and beef is really seen beef.
[01:43:45]  I mean, she's fucking unbelievable.
[01:43:47]  Yeah.
[01:43:48]  And I wasn't sure because she's a great comic.
[01:43:50]  I was like, I don't know if she can act.
[01:43:52]  I walk into this movie and this show not knowing and she's fantastic.
[01:43:56]  Really?
[01:43:57]  And it's like, it's not, it's kind of a dark comedy, if a comedy at all.
[01:44:01]  It's pretty serious.
[01:44:02]  And you don't, I forgot she was a comic for so many episodes.
[01:44:05]  She just became this character.
[01:44:06]  And Santino.
[01:44:07]  Santino's always great.
[01:44:09]  I mean, we've seen Santino.
[01:44:09]  Dude, he's an incredible actor.
[01:44:12]  Nah, Beef's good.
[01:44:13]  It sucks that it got overshadowed with all that shit.
[01:44:15]  The drama?
[01:44:15]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:44:16]  Because just as a show, it's phenomenal.
[01:44:18]  It's a great show.
[01:44:19]  Yeah, it's a great show.
[01:44:19]  All right.
[01:44:20]  I got to check it out.
[01:44:21]  Anyway, so I'm at the premiere and sitting in front of me is, let's see, there's like, I'm like three rows.
[01:44:29]  Sorry, three rows in front of me is that gay dude who's like Kim Kardashian's friends.
[01:44:34]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[01:44:35]  What is that guy's name?
[01:44:37]  But like he became famous by being like friends, I think, with the Kardashians early on.
[01:44:42]  And I think his Instagram is like food boss or some shit like that.
[01:44:46]  Doesn't matter, whatever.
[01:44:47]  You'd recognize him if you saw him.
[01:44:49]  And he basically is sitting like three rows ahead, right?
[01:44:52]  And popcorn keeps getting hit and getting thrown at him.
[01:44:59]  And he doesn't notice it.
[01:45:00]  And it keeps getting popcorn thrown.
[01:45:02]  And it's a packed theater.
[01:45:03]  So it's like the popcorn could also hit other people.
[01:45:06]  It's a nice place, too.
[01:45:08]  Yeah.
[01:45:08]  Yeah.
[01:45:09]  And it's like everybody's dressed up and everything.
[01:45:11]  And then just popcorn just keeps getting thrown and fucking hitting this guy in the back of the head.
[01:45:15]  And he keeps turning around.
[01:45:16]  And I go to see who's throwing the popcorn.
[01:45:17]  And it's 80-year-old Martha Stewart.
[01:45:20]  Oh, she's shocking popcorn.
[01:45:21]  That's so funny.
[01:45:22]  Like, and also famous dude.

=== Transphobic Soap Taste Comments (04:24) ===

[01:45:24]  That's so funny.
[01:45:25]  And eventually he finds out why, and then she just dies laughing at him.
[01:45:28]  And then that's it.
[01:45:29]  And then they watch the movie.
[01:45:30]  And I was like, this girl does not give a fuck.
[01:45:32]  That's the best.
[01:45:33]  Yeah.
[01:45:33]  God bless you.
[01:45:34]  God bless.
[01:45:35]  Kind of a piece still.
[01:45:36]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:45:37]  I mean, you see it.
[01:45:38]  Keeping it together.
[01:45:39]  Yeah.
[01:45:39]  Yeah.
[01:45:40]  It's like an 81-year-old.
[01:45:42]  Let's find the woman's body that they photoshopped us off too.
[01:45:46]  They're not a little airbrushed, but she's still a little bit.
[01:45:48]  She know more airbrushed than any other sports illustrated, man.
[01:45:50]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[01:45:51]  I mean, you saw her in person.
[01:45:52]  She was pretty.
[01:45:53]  Very pretty.
[01:45:54]  I didn't see Bod, but she was.
[01:45:56]  She didn't stand up all the way.
[01:45:57]  Who's throwing the popcorn?
[01:45:58]  Yeah.
[01:45:59]  I mean, it was, yeah, it was cool.
[01:46:01]  Yeah.
[01:46:02]  Anywho.
[01:46:03]  That's the only pick?
[01:46:04]  Yeah, I think so.
[01:46:05]  That was the cover.
[01:46:06]  They might have other videos to cover.
[01:46:07]  You got like a spurt.
[01:46:08]  They probably haven't released it yet.
[01:46:09]  So that's keys or whatever.
[01:46:11]  Oh, also, some old titties.
[01:46:12]  Some fire shit happened.
[01:46:14]  I wish Dove was in here.
[01:46:15]  It might not be worth talking about without him, but Al told Dove that he was going to F1.
[01:46:19]  And then Dove was like, wait, how?
[01:46:21]  How are you going to F1?
[01:46:22]  Oh, yeah, we talked about it.
[01:46:25]  All right, I'll watch it.
[01:46:29]  All right.
[01:46:29]  Do we have anything fun to leave us on?
[01:46:32]  He's a hotel manager who apparently snuck into a guest room and was sucking the toes of the guest.
[01:46:38]  And then the guest woke up and was like, hey, why are you sucking my toes?
[01:46:41]  Again, I need to see the video.
[01:46:42]  That's y'all five years.
[01:46:44]  There's just a lot of weird stuff about this, you know?
[01:46:46]  Slippery slow.
[01:46:47]  Maybe too soon to tell.
[01:46:48]  I need to point something out here.
[01:46:49]  And I said this to you guys this weekend, but the surgeries for the transcendent transgender surgeries have become absolutely outstanding.
[01:47:00]  Something that, you know, I mean, this is where you start.
[01:47:04]  Just trust me.
[01:47:05]  Just trust me.
[01:47:06]  So, and I did a special a long time about this where I spoke about like what would happen.
[01:47:10]  That's all it would take.
[01:47:11]  It would take the transgender surgery just becoming incredible for so many people to be into it.
[01:47:16]  There is one thing they don't have a surgery for feet.
[01:47:21]  It's interesting that you say that.
[01:47:23]  So what will happen most likely in the near future is that everybody will become a footman if they want to avoid sleeping with a trans woman.
[01:47:33]  Trans woman.
[01:47:35]  So you could say that we're weirdos or you could say we're ahead of the game.
[01:47:38]  It is what it is.
[01:47:39]  Or you could say you're transphobic.
[01:47:41]  Yeah.
[01:47:42]  Well, you could say any of those three things.
[01:47:47]  If it's transphobic to not want to sleep with a trans woman, then I'm transphobic.
[01:47:51]  I have a preference.
[01:47:52]  How dare you?
[01:47:53]  I'm fat phobic.
[01:47:54]  I'm ugly phobic.
[01:47:56]  How dare you?
[01:47:56]  Yeah.
[01:47:57]  I'm Indian phobic.
[01:47:59]  That bottom is my favorite thing.
[01:48:03]  Yeah, I don't like to call that a phobia.
[01:48:04]  Yeah.
[01:48:05]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:48:06]  No, we me a monster.
[01:48:07]  I'm afraid of food I don't like.
[01:48:09]  I'm just repulsed by it.
[01:48:11]  You're a little afraid of cilantro.
[01:48:12]  No, I'm repulsed by it.
[01:48:14]  Yeah, that's I am absolutely disgusted.
[01:48:17]  Transgender people taste like soap to him.
[01:48:19]  Exactly.
[01:48:21]  Putting my mouth.
[01:48:22]  Now, cilantro can exist.
[01:48:23]  You guys can enjoy cilantro.
[01:48:24]  I'm totally okay with that.
[01:48:25]  Are you going to get it?
[01:48:26]  But the idea of me ingesting cilantro.
[01:48:31]  I had such a good laugh when we were in Miami.
[01:48:34]  We had one of our family dinners at the sushi place.
[01:48:36]  And one of the rolls we ordered was like a vegetable roll and it was like filled with so much cilantro.
[01:48:42]  And like I told my shorty, I was like, watch, watch, watch.
[01:48:45]  Oh, yeah.
[01:48:46]  I told Joss, yo, you have to try this one.
[01:48:48]  It's so fucking phenomenal.
[01:48:49]  Like, I sold it up.
[01:48:51]  And he took the whole thing away.
[01:48:54]  Son, oh, I just, it just popped in my head this past weekend.
[01:48:58]  I just started dying laughing.
[01:48:59]  It was so good.
[01:49:02]  You remember that too, right?
[01:49:04]  No, I don't remember it, but I remember how horrible cilantro is.
[01:49:07]  So I can imagine that happening.
[01:49:10]  It was absolutely.
[01:49:11]  Yeah, you should have subdued me, bro.
[01:49:13]  That's like sending your boy up with like a trans woman, being like, bro, this girl's really feeling you, bro.
[01:49:17]  Yeah.
[01:49:18]  I'm sure dude's not done that.
[01:49:20]  I'm sure dude's done it done.
[01:49:21]  It's a marketplace for it in a country where that's the number one thing to do.
[01:49:27]  You know what's weird?
[01:49:27]  Is Thailand?
[01:49:28]  I was talking to this Thai chick, and I think, and she was just like, it's interesting.
[01:49:34]  It is an incredibly conservative country, but when it comes to sex and like sexuality, there is almost zero pushback on like, she was like, yeah, I was a lesbian for years.
[01:49:45]  Now I'm married to a man.
[01:49:47]  What religion is Thailand?

=== Peter Brennan Toes First Dream (15:12) ===

[01:49:49]  Like Buddhist?
[01:49:50]  Buddhist?
[01:49:51]  But she was like, yeah, very conservative.
[01:49:53]  But when it comes to that, just like being a girl and being a lesbian, no big deal.
[01:49:57]  I guess being a kid, like being gay.
[01:49:59]  Like, I wonder if you could rebound from the ladybush shit.
[01:50:01]  Can that be like a phase?
[01:50:03]  You know what I mean?
[01:50:04]  It depends how far you go.
[01:50:05]  But isn't that wild?
[01:50:06]  Like, what a crazy.
[01:50:07]  And even, I mean, this is less of an example, but Tim De Logetto was on Wildin' Out with me.
[01:50:12]  I remember asking him, he made a lot of sex jokes.
[01:50:14]  I was like, is that cool in your house?
[01:50:15]  He's like, yeah, my parents, my whole family.
[01:50:16]  We make sex jokes all the time.
[01:50:18]  Oh, he's like, yeah, he's Thai.
[01:50:19]  Tim Chandarangsu is, I think, is his full name, his Thai name.
[01:50:22]  But he was just like, yeah, it's just a thing we all do.
[01:50:25]  And it's interesting because it is so much like India when I go there in so many ways.
[01:50:29]  But then sexually, there's so much more free.
[01:50:31]  The Abrahamic religion's got a stronghold on sexual purity.
[01:50:33]  I think that's what it is.
[01:50:34]  As soon as you get out of that, I guess Hinduism, very, I mean, the family is very, like, we don't talk about it.
[01:50:39]  We don't deal with it.
[01:50:40]  Yeah, I guess Buddhism.
[01:50:41]  I wonder if in like Buddhist ideology, they have like a strong sexual thing.
[01:50:45]  But what's weird is that it's Buddha says like remove desire and sex culture is pure desire.
[01:50:53]  That's true.
[01:50:53]  Or have we been taught that it's desire?
[01:50:55]  Have you been taught that it's something that you should lust for when really it's just the natural way?
[01:50:58]  It's like food.
[01:50:59]  It's like anything.
[01:51:00]  I mean, flying to Thailand to bang a 15-year-old ladyboy seems like desire to me.
[01:51:05]  Yeah.
[01:51:05]  See, imprinted in them, dude.
[01:51:06]  Yeah.
[01:51:11]  I know that's right.
[01:51:14]  Okay.
[01:51:15]  Is this the toe sucker?
[01:51:16]  Yeah, there's a toe sucker, dude.
[01:51:17]  David Patrick Neal.
[01:51:19]  He snuck in.
[01:51:20]  Apparently, he was casing the joint the day before because he was trying to like change out the TV or help the guests with the TV.
[01:51:24]  Okay.
[01:51:24]  And then the guy woke up with him in his room and he said, oh, I thought I smelt smoke.
[01:51:28]  Whoa, the guy?
[01:51:32]  Yeah, you guys didn't know that?
[01:51:33]  Yeah, Brennan reportedly screamed when he found out Neil sucking on his toes.
[01:51:37]  Yo, this guy got issues.
[01:51:38]  If you had a dude, it's a gay.
[01:51:40]  You can objectively notice if a dude's foot is nice or something.
[01:51:42]  That's crazy.
[01:51:43]  But sucking on a toes is crazy.
[01:51:44]  Also, he's doing the trans thing in reverse.
[01:51:46]  Yeah.
[01:51:46]  He's looking at a girl's foot being like, twisted, dog.
[01:51:49]  Damn.
[01:51:49]  Lock him up, yo.
[01:51:50]  This is a fucking pervert.
[01:51:52]  You know what's funny?
[01:51:54]  That man let him suck his toes, yo.
[01:51:58]  Ain't no way I'm gonna wake up mid-suck.
[01:52:00]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:52:01]  Like, I'm gonna hear somebody in my fucking room and I'm gonna feel someone sucking my toes.
[01:52:05]  Like, there's no way you wake up three minutes into a toe suck.
[01:52:09]  He was getting his toe sucked.
[01:52:10]  He liked it.
[01:52:11]  He thought that that dude was snitch, and he was like, oh, he's a gay one.
[01:52:14]  100%.
[01:52:15]  This guy.
[01:52:15]  I'm actually fucking Grandpa Simpson, bro.
[01:52:17]  This is crazy.
[01:52:18]  This man sucked your toes.
[01:52:19]  Yeah, this is a...
[01:52:20]  Yo, maybe he's having a dream.
[01:52:21]  Maybe he's getting his toes sucked and thought it was just a dream he was having.
[01:52:23]  Maybe someone else was sucking his toes in the dream.
[01:52:25]  And then he woke up and realized it was like, yeah, we got to talk to this Brennan thing.
[01:52:28]  He was Rick Moran.
[01:52:28]  According to the science and y'all logic, he's the most straight because y'all are ahead of your time by adoring feet.
[01:52:37]  He's a gay man.
[01:52:39]  And he could have went for a dick, an asshole, a mouth.
[01:52:42]  Motherfucker went with toes first.
[01:52:43]  You got to see the toes, though.
[01:52:45]  That's the straightest thing I got.
[01:52:46]  You got to see the toes.
[01:52:47]  What is this guy's name, Brennan?
[01:52:48]  Do we have him on Instagram?
[01:52:49]  I feel like butthole is more straight than toes for a dude.
[01:52:52]  No, but you can't look at two buttholes and know what's what.
[01:52:56]  I can look at feet and know what gender is what.
[01:52:58]  No, but he's a gay man.
[01:52:59]  That's a really good thing.
[01:53:00]  That's a good point.
[01:53:02]  He's a gay name, bro.
[01:53:03]  And he saw that.
[01:53:04]  15 love.
[01:53:07]  Peter Brennan.
[01:53:08]  I'm telling you.
[01:53:09]  Also, super straight.
[01:53:10]  There's no way Peter Brennan got nice feet.
[01:53:12]  There's no way he's letting his name be put out there.
[01:53:14]  Don't let your name be put out.
[01:53:15]  If you're sucking my toes, I'm dying to shoot.
[01:53:17]  Just John Doe.
[01:53:18]  It should be John Doe.
[01:53:19]  I'm going to die with that information.
[01:53:20]  You cannot torture me to get that out.
[01:53:22]  Are you crazy?
[01:53:22]  That's a good point.
[01:53:23]  You're getting your toes sucked and you're just going to be like, yeah, no press charge.
[01:53:25]  Peter Brennan might be a little clump trout, bro.
[01:53:27]  What is that?
[01:53:29]  If you're getting your toes sucked, you got to live and let live.
[01:53:32]  That's crazy.
[01:53:32]  I bet you got an OnlyFans.
[01:53:33]  Keep going down a little bit.
[01:53:34]  I need to read this story a little bit.
[01:53:36]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[01:53:37]  Yeah, the lawsuit alleges that Neil cloned the key to Brennan's room, entered the room during the early morning hours without knocking or announcing himself.
[01:53:43]  He screamed when he found Neil sucking on his toes, which is kind of rude to put in the article.
[01:53:47]  Like the fact that he was like, ah, when he found Neil sucking on his toes, immediately recognized him as one of the two hotel staff members who had been in the room the previous day to help with the TV.
[01:53:54]  Following the incident, Neil told the officers that he entered this room because he smelled smoke, wanted to check on him for safety.
[01:53:59]  Neil did not report a smoke smell to hotel security, and no one else smelled any smoke, according to police.
[01:54:04]  That's funny.
[01:54:05]  All of my life, you just have a sense of security and a sense of peace, right?
[01:54:08]  It's not like you're camping.
[01:54:09]  You have to keep one eye open.
[01:54:10]  Brennan told the local outlet.
[01:54:12]  You have that security that's yours.
[01:54:13]  And when you close your eyes, you feel like you're safe and you're protected.
[01:54:15]  And it was a complete.
[01:54:16]  Was he sleeping above the blankets?
[01:54:19]  Like, I don't, or was it like Charlie in the chocolate factory where like the toes are coming out that's a bad thing?
[01:54:24]  It might have been a buddy to help situation.
[01:54:25]  Yeah.
[01:54:26]  Sometimes I do climate control where it's just like you kind of stick a foot out.
[01:54:30]  I don't sleep toes up.
[01:54:32]  This guy's weird.
[01:54:33]  This Peter Brennan, dude, is weird.
[01:54:35]  You sleep on your belly, bro?
[01:54:36]  Yeah.
[01:54:37]  No, no, you're inside.
[01:54:38]  Sleep toes up.
[01:54:39]  So that means your toes are down.
[01:54:40]  So you're sides.
[01:54:43]  My belly's funny.
[01:54:45]  So he goes, so this guy's supposedly just sleeping like a vampire.
[01:54:50]  Yeah, wicked witch of the west.
[01:54:52]  Yeah, like this Peter Brennan dude is, I don't know if I trust this, bro.
[01:54:57]  I think they might have had a little situation and he got caught by someone else.
[01:55:02]  Is there a third party?
[01:55:03]  I don't know.
[01:55:04]  He said it was the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville.
[01:55:07]  That's terrible press, bro.
[01:55:09]  He's staying at a four-star hotel that's happening.
[01:55:12]  Which is funny.
[01:55:13]  His attorney was like, you know, the Hilton hired this person.
[01:55:15]  They have to do better background checks.
[01:55:17]  I'm like, what background check is this?
[01:55:19]  Is Peter Brennan gay?
[01:55:21]  He might be gay on the lowest.
[01:55:23]  If he's gay, then this shit is there in this together.
[01:55:26]  100%.
[01:55:26]  He's going to sue the Hilton.
[01:55:27]  It's a setup.
[01:55:28]  100%.
[01:55:28]  It might be secret gay.
[01:55:29]  Secret gay.
[01:55:30]  100%.
[01:55:31]  How much did Playmaker get from the Marriott?
[01:55:35]  He sued for $100 million.
[01:55:36]  I don't know how much he got.
[01:55:38]  Oh, who?
[01:55:38]  Who's pointing it on?
[01:55:39]  We're talking conspiracy corner.
[01:55:41]  Irvin sued because they made up some shit that he said to a lady.
[01:55:45]  Etc.
[01:55:45]  Oh, that's what sucks.
[01:55:47]  So they want a crazy lawsuit.
[01:55:49]  So maybe they're just trying to run this up right here.
[01:55:51]  That's weird.
[01:55:51]  Nobody sleeps like this.
[01:55:52]  Your toes are underneath.
[01:55:53]  Something is out.
[01:55:54]  Also, hotel blankets specifically, the most tucked in.
[01:55:58]  That's true.
[01:55:59]  I always untuck them.
[01:56:01]  But I asked too much work.
[01:56:04]  I can't be doing all this work and stuff.
[01:56:05]  Then you're like this the whole night.
[01:56:07]  Yeah, no.
[01:56:07]  Nah, but still, toes out up, weird.
[01:56:10]  Toes are not out.
[01:56:11]  Toes are not out.
[01:56:11]  Yeah, but if it's out, it could be to the side.
[01:56:13]  So you didn't hear this guy come in.
[01:56:15]  You didn't feel him lift the covers.
[01:56:17]  You only noticed midway through the suck?
[01:56:20]  Nah, bro.
[01:56:20]  This is setup.
[01:56:22]  So.
[01:56:22]  How either you were super drunk and knocked out unconscious, maybe.
[01:56:25]  Never got your dick sucked.
[01:56:27]  In your sleep?
[01:56:29]  Hell, Alex.
[01:56:31]  I'm just saying, I'm asking maybe.
[01:56:34]  By the hotel desk clerk.
[01:56:35]  No, By like whatever.
[01:56:37]  Alex, we didn't get our dick sucked by the hotel desk clerk.
[01:56:41]  No, while you're sleeping, I'm just curious.
[01:56:44]  Not while we're sleeping.
[01:56:45]  You're in that like gray area.
[01:56:47]  You got your dick sucked while you're sleeping.
[01:56:49]  Yeah, it was a fantasy button, and it was all right.
[01:56:51]  But you don't know if one of your boys sucked your dick while you're sleeping.
[01:56:55]  No, This is actually a good point.
[01:56:57]  You cannot confidently say you didn't get your dick sucked when you were a kid by your friends.
[01:57:01]  I woke up.
[01:57:02]  Oh, now you woke up.
[01:57:03]  Yeah, I'm so wake up.
[01:57:05]  I'm trying to.
[01:57:05]  You started with, y'all never got your dick sucked while you're sleeping, but now you wake it up to the dick suck.
[01:57:09]  Okay, so I asked, I was like, hey, I would like to be woken up to my dick getting sucked.
[01:57:14]  So it's like, you know how sometimes you get hard while you're sleeping.
[01:57:17]  Oh, yeah, you got the wake-up low job, but that's different.
[01:57:20]  This is not that.
[01:57:21]  Yes, it was this.
[01:57:22]  He was just hoping that when he woke up, he was going to like it.
[01:57:25]  And the guy woke up and didn't like it.
[01:57:26]  That's what he was hoping.
[01:57:27]  Yeah, that's a brave request.
[01:57:29]  If you don't know, he was like, I know I'm going to like getting head, sleep, or awake.
[01:57:34]  Yeah, but he probably.
[01:57:35]  If he sucked his dick, the guy probably would have liked it.
[01:57:37]  He probably picked up on some signals, like cross signals.
[01:57:40]  He's like, oh, you know, I've changed the TV.
[01:57:42]  Ah, this guy's kind of flirting with me.
[01:57:43]  Maybe he wakes up to me sucking on his toes.
[01:57:46]  He's going to be like, all right, let's go.
[01:57:47]  Oh, I 100% think that they were flirting.
[01:57:49]  They had a little kind of understanding.
[01:57:51]  100%.
[01:57:52]  Yeah, but then if the guy getting his toes sucked, fucking call the cops on him, then apparently.
[01:57:56]  Yeah, I think that they had a little flirtational something going on.
[01:57:59]  And I think it was on some gay shit where it's just like, yo, it's on site.
[01:58:02]  Like, gay sex is on site.
[01:58:05]  Yeah, so that wide.
[01:58:07]  It's like Buzz and Crips, right?
[01:58:08]  It's just like, oh, oh, we got the ops.
[01:58:10]  Pound them.
[01:58:10]  You know what I mean?
[01:58:11]  And I think what happened was they thought it was on site.
[01:58:14]  And then the dude was like, yo, not at five in the morning.
[01:58:19]  Really freed the roads and shit yet.
[01:58:22]  Come on.
[01:58:23]  Yeah, that's all this is.
[01:58:24]  Gay problems.
[01:58:25]  Maybe he was just a bad toe sucker.
[01:58:26]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:58:28]  Yeah, if he went for pinky toe first.
[01:58:29]  Yeah.
[01:58:30]  Oh, come on.
[01:58:30]  Come on, dude.
[01:58:32]  Yeah.
[01:58:32]  Apparently, he suffered post-traumatic stress disorder and struggles to get sleep in the wake of his alleged toe sucking.
[01:58:37]  If that is all true, I would definitely have PTSD.
[01:58:40]  But what does that even look like?
[01:58:42]  Son, how are you going to fall asleep?
[01:58:43]  So I'm going to suck my fucking toes in my sleep.
[01:58:45]  Is that what happened to you?
[01:58:47]  Yo, maybe I pull it.
[01:58:48]  Maybe I repressed it, yo.
[01:58:49]  You have to repress it.
[01:58:52]  Jesus.
[01:58:54]  You got to do hypnotherapy.
[01:58:55]  Maybe I got to do that.
[01:58:56]  That shit definitely didn't happen.
[01:58:57]  Yeah, I see his feet.
[01:59:01]  Who would get near them?
[01:59:02]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:59:06]  I think part of the reason I'm into feet is because mine are ugly.
[01:59:08]  Probably the same for you.
[01:59:13]  No way.
[01:59:14]  You don't got good feet.
[01:59:16]  I got better feet than you.
[01:59:17]  Mine look like feet.
[01:59:18]  What does his look like?
[01:59:19]  He got monkey hands, bro.
[01:59:21]  100%, dude.
[01:59:22]  He could peel a mango.
[01:59:23]  That's a fair, but that's a good thing.
[01:59:24]  His feet are fucking insane.
[01:59:25]  I've never seen that.
[01:59:26]  That's fair.
[01:59:27]  Stop it.
[01:59:27]  No, Shut up.
[01:59:32]  You got the gayest looking feet for sure.
[01:59:33]  Wait, why do you got there?
[01:59:35]  Without a doubt.
[01:59:35]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[01:59:36]  You have like an ugly woman's feet.
[01:59:38]  You have grandmama's feet.
[01:59:40]  I got the best looking feet here.
[01:59:41]  You got ugly fat bitch feet.
[01:59:43]  You got the flat ass feet.
[01:59:45]  You got a bitch.
[01:59:46]  You got this cocky, but she's just a fat girl.
[01:59:49]  She gets her toes done like the rest of her weight isn't going to be a good thing.
[01:59:52]  You're using you because you like feet and you check it out by feet.
[01:59:55]  That's weird, bro.
[01:59:56]  Greek statue feet.
[01:59:57]  I know everybody's feet.
[01:59:59]  Mark got better feet than me, bro.
[02:00:00]  Greek statue.
[02:00:01]  He said that once.
[02:00:02]  Mark got better feet than me.
[02:00:03]  Come on, bro.
[02:00:03]  You have objectively scuba diving.
[02:00:05]  No arch.
[02:00:06]  Your feet look ugly.
[02:00:07]  Oh, get the fuck out of here.
[02:00:08]  No arch.
[02:00:09]  No arch.
[02:00:09]  This is the most disrespectful shit you've ever said.
[02:00:13]  I think you got balance.
[02:00:14]  You could be like a bad problem.
[02:00:16]  You take better care of them.
[02:00:17]  Yes.
[02:00:17]  They're more manicured.
[02:00:18]  They look better.
[02:00:19]  But the structure is.
[02:00:20]  Oh, no, no.
[02:00:21]  They don't look good.
[02:00:22]  They're just taken care of.
[02:00:25]  We got to have a feet off.
[02:00:26]  Because they're not ugly.
[02:00:26]  We got to have a feet off.
[02:00:28]  Get the dogs out.
[02:00:28]  You got to have a foot off.
[02:00:29]  Are you trying to get the dogs out?
[02:00:30]  No, no, no.
[02:00:31]  No, Mark's got the groups out.
[02:00:32]  Let's see the dogs out.
[02:00:33]  Let's get the dogs out.
[02:00:35]  Wipe them down.
[02:00:36]  Let's go, baby.
[02:00:36]  I haven't got him done in a while.
[02:00:39]  He's a little worried.
[02:00:39]  Wait, you're not going to bust them out?
[02:00:41]  No, no, no.
[02:00:41]  Get the dogs out.
[02:00:42]  I got like a crazy amount of growth and shit.
[02:00:44]  Where my dog's at?
[02:00:46]  I'll cut my dogs up.
[02:00:48]  I'll see you Wednesday.
[02:00:49]  What's up?
[02:00:50]  What's up?
[02:00:51]  You having a dog off?
[02:00:52]  What's up?
[02:00:52]  Let's have a dog off.
[02:00:53]  You got to weigh in.
[02:00:54]  Make sure we're both in the same feet.
[02:00:55]  International, baby.
[02:00:57]  Let's go.
[02:00:58]  I think Mark might have the best feet.
[02:00:59]  I don't even want to see Miles' feet.
[02:01:02]  Yeah, don't do that.
[02:01:02]  Yeah, I don't want to see your feet at all.
[02:01:04]  Don't do that.
[02:01:05]  I thought I'd been one the foot.
[02:01:06]  Nah, they're manicured.
[02:01:07]  They're well done.
[02:01:07]  You got good feet?
[02:01:08]  They're well done.
[02:01:09]  Dude, dove's feet are the worst, dude.
[02:01:10]  Dove's nails, about three to four of Dove's nails on each feet, look like they should be hanging from a cave.
[02:01:17]  Like his stalagmite toenails, bro.
[02:01:20]  It is absolutely fucking rough.
[02:01:22]  Remember when he took his shoe off and a bat flew out?
[02:01:24]  Do you remember that?
[02:01:25]  I do.
[02:01:26]  Do you remember?
[02:01:27]  I do remember.
[02:01:27]  There's a bat slipping on his little toenails.
[02:01:29]  And then his feet are so corroded that what he does is paints the nails that are already green.
[02:01:36]  Oh, that's rough.
[02:01:37]  No, no, he has to paint them the same color as his skin, so you kind of don't notice it.
[02:01:42]  That's hilarious.
[02:01:43]  So he has three or four nails that are painted like this, like what is he?
[02:01:48]  Dumbly killing you right now.
[02:01:49]  Kind of whatever.
[02:01:50]  I don't know, Moroccan tan or whatever like this.
[02:01:52]  Yeah, it's bad.
[02:01:53]  It's really bad.
[02:01:54]  He's such like an elegant, manicured man.
[02:01:56]  Yeah, I know.
[02:01:57]  So it doesn't look like it would make sense.
[02:01:59]  And there's nothing that he's done in his life that would suggest that he's put his feet through hard work.
[02:02:03]  You know, he doesn't do cardio.
[02:02:05]  It's not like that.
[02:02:06]  It is just the softest, most beautiful nails and everything like that.
[02:02:10]  But something about, God forbid, he actually did like some sort of like manual labor in his life.
[02:02:18]  Because from just eating pasta, four of his toes have almost fallen off.
[02:02:27]  Like, it's kind of crazy.
[02:02:28]  That's funny.
[02:02:30]  I'm still dying to see Shifty's nail because you talk about it and I've never seen it.
[02:02:34]  That's crazy, man.
[02:02:34]  I haven't seen it.
[02:02:35]  Oh, have you seen it?
[02:02:36]  Yeah, he's working through some right now.
[02:02:37]  That's crazy.
[02:02:38]  My dad's are the worst.
[02:02:39]  My dad's nails are.
[02:02:40]  Oh, we've seen it.
[02:02:41]  We're going to have to put him under to cut them.
[02:02:43]  It's so painful for him that he can't get them cut and they're just growing like curling.
[02:02:47]  Oh.
[02:02:48]  So he'll probably have to go under.
[02:02:51]  And nobody wants to be the one to suggest it.
[02:02:53]  God forbid anything happens.
[02:02:54]  God knows.
[02:02:55]  You know what I mean?
[02:02:55]  Like, yeah.
[02:02:56]  But it's so long and it's so painful.
[02:02:59]  Every time he goes in, they try to cut one.
[02:03:01]  He's like, no, don't do it.
[02:03:02]  Oh, my.
[02:03:02]  They can't do like a local anesthetic?
[02:03:05]  Really?
[02:03:06]  I don't know why.
[02:03:07]  Damn.
[02:03:07]  Maybe it's just so like, what would you have to do?
[02:03:09]  You'd have to roll him home afterwards because you put the whole foot.
[02:03:13]  Yeah, I guess.
[02:03:13]  I don't know.
[02:03:14]  But he's like, yeah, it's like excruciating pain.
[02:03:16]  Oh, that sucks.
[02:03:17]  Yeah.
[02:03:18]  And they're gnarly looking.
[02:03:19]  When does that happen?
[02:03:21]  We've been trying to do it for fucking years.
[02:03:23]  Oh, it's not scheduled.
[02:03:24]  I thought this was like something scheduled.
[02:03:25]  Oh, when we're going to do the anesthetic.
[02:03:27]  No, no, no.
[02:03:27]  I mean, that's the only recourse we got.
[02:03:29]  It will be satisfying enough.
[02:03:29]  We have to have to do it.
[02:03:30]  Getting a perfect manicure.
[02:03:33]  It's going to look lovely after.
[02:03:34]  They got to make a TikTok out of that.
[02:03:35]  Don't have him in no hotel rooms.
[02:03:36]  Oh, God.
[02:03:38]  Oh, God.
[02:03:38]  Y'all built us downtown for this man.
[02:03:40]  Yeah.
[02:03:41]  No, no.
[02:03:42]  His feet are suck-proof.
[02:03:43]  Maybe that's how you got to do it while he's sleeping.
[02:03:44]  Yeah, you just go in there.
[02:03:47]  Get this guy, be a little gerbil.
[02:03:48]  Just nibble him off.
[02:03:49]  Yes, he's going to suck him soft.
[02:03:51]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:52]  It's just got a little moisture on him.
[02:03:53]  Yeah, be like, when you get out of the shower, is the best time to clip your nails?
[02:03:56]  Yeah, that's right.
[02:03:57]  It's either five years of prison or we have an amazing punishment.
[02:04:02]  The judge is like, you want to hear it?
[02:04:05]  That's funny.
[02:04:06]  All right, before we get out of here, thank God.
[02:04:08]  Looks like Jamie Foxx is doing all right.
[02:04:09]  Oh, thank God, dude.
[02:04:10]  Do not believe everything you hear on the internet.
[02:04:13]  It looks like Jamie Foxx is doing all right.
[02:04:16]  His daughter posted that he was at home recovering, even played some pickleball.
[02:04:20]  So it looks like he's going to be back.
[02:04:22]  That was scary.
[02:04:23]  I think there was a lot of like blogs posting that it looked like it was turning crazy.
[02:04:27]  That was the worst for the worst is what they said.
[02:04:28]  Yeah, that was crazy.
[02:04:29]  I don't know.
[02:04:30]  Something about that situation just seems a little off.
[02:04:32]  Really?
[02:04:33]  Yeah.
[02:04:33]  What do you think it is?
[02:04:34]  I don't know.
[02:04:35]  Because they were like, the fact that TMZ was jumping out the window and saying that he was bad, TMZ usually doesn't get their shit wrong unless they have like fuck.
[02:04:47]  And I was like, that's weird.
[02:04:49]  The fact that he's been home for weeks, but then they're reporting that he's bad.
[02:04:52]  And then people very close to him, like friends of him, are saying, please pray for him.
[02:04:56]  It's not looking good or whatever.
[02:04:57]  And then his daughter says, no, he's actually been home playing pickleball.

=== Recovering From Scary Inventory (05:31) ===

[02:05:01]  Like, what?
[02:05:03]  That isn't that thing, though.
[02:05:05]  Maybe he surprisingly got better and then they were just reacting like, oh, this was an overreaction.
[02:05:10]  Like, maybe he was bad, but then miraculously got better.
[02:05:14]  And then they're just trying to point out the media just being like, yo, stop reporting bullshit, even if it wasn't completely bullshit.
[02:05:19]  I don't know.
[02:05:20]  But that is a little confusing.
[02:05:21]  And TMZ usually does pay top dollar for that information.
[02:05:26]  And then they check and fact check.
[02:05:27]  They double check, triple check.
[02:05:28]  So that is weird.
[02:05:29]  And also, I mean, we're all so excited if it's true.
[02:05:32]  I'm hoping it's true.
[02:05:33]  But there's no pictures of him, video of him.
[02:05:35]  Yeah, we're going to have to do it.
[02:05:35]  We've just seen him recover, but that is.
[02:05:37]  What does TMZ stand for?
[02:05:39]  I don't know.
[02:05:40]  What's your guess?
[02:05:42]  I don't know.
[02:05:43]  30 mile zone.
[02:05:46]  30 mile zone.
[02:05:47]  Is that like the area of like urban LA or some shit?
[02:05:50]  Yeah, it's boring.
[02:05:51]  I won't talk about it.
[02:05:53]  Thank you, Fisetta.
[02:05:55]  Appreciate you, my dude.
[02:05:57]  And then lastly, I mean, maybe this is more Brilliant Idiots convo, but Kanye, there's a lot to be made of this.
[02:06:07]  Oh, this is a Brilliant Idiots convo for sure.
[02:06:09]  Yeah.
[02:06:09]  But Charlemagne said it on Flagrant.
[02:06:12]  Yeah.
[02:06:12]  So he's like, yo, I'll blow Kanye if he gets back into business with Adidas.
[02:06:17]  Now, there is a caveat here that Charlemagne will bring up.
[02:06:22]  I still think that I don't know if he's going to have to blow him, but he's going to have to at least acknowledge that he didn't say that they would sell the rest of the inventory.
[02:06:32]  They're not going back.
[02:06:33]  Well, yeah.
[02:06:34]  They said they severed ties with him.
[02:06:36]  Yeah, and now they are paying him out for the rest of the inventory.
[02:06:39]  But as Trotsky, Tron did say that, though.
[02:06:42]  He said, because I think someone said they would restock the inventory.
[02:06:45]  He said, that's not getting back with him.
[02:06:46]  I'm pretty sure on the episode on this.
[02:06:48]  I'm pretty sure on the episode, somebody said something.
[02:06:50]  Somebody said, like, they're going to resell the inventory.
[02:06:52]  And he was like, that's not getting back with him.
[02:06:54]  That's not good.
[02:06:55]  So that's he's talking about getting back and making new shoes.
[02:06:58]  Yes.
[02:06:59]  Yes.
[02:06:59]  As his attorney, as his legal team.
[02:07:01]  Yeah.
[02:07:02]  This is we got to run back to tape because I don't think he said that.
[02:07:05]  But now he might not have to fully suck dick, but you got a toes in a hotel room.
[02:07:10]  Yeah, you got a suck.
[02:07:12]  Fair enough.
[02:07:12]  Yeah, it's like a pinky toe.
[02:07:13]  It's something.
[02:07:13]  Yeah.
[02:07:14]  Yeah.
[02:07:14]  Bro, it's funny.
[02:07:16]  Kanye really built like his new wife is like Kim and Amber Rose put together.
[02:07:27]  Like, it's crazy.
[02:07:28]  He like mashed them, and she's a really beautiful woman.
[02:07:32]  Have you seen pictures of her?
[02:07:33]  I saw pictures of this.
[02:07:34]  Oh, my.
[02:07:35]  Yeah.
[02:07:35]  And you see, you see the new fashion trend he's pushing?
[02:07:37]  Yeah, with the slippers.
[02:07:39]  With the uh, with the slippers, but also these.
[02:07:40]  He's wearing uh someone said, Why is he wearing Muay Thai shingards?
[02:07:43]  He is what he was.
[02:07:44]  They're literally Muay Thai Shingards.
[02:07:45]  Yeah, they're like from the brand.
[02:07:47]  And this is like a part of his uh, but he just copywrote these slippers.
[02:07:50]  There's another one of him walking, which actually, I mean, fly is like the Yeezy sock or whatever.
[02:07:55]  Yeah, is that?
[02:07:56]  I think that's what like the patent is.
[02:07:57]  Yeah, it reminds me of Foot Soldiers.
[02:08:01]  What is it?
[02:08:02]  Ninja Turtles.
[02:08:03]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[02:08:04]  But look at her.
[02:08:05]  Yeah, she's beautiful.
[02:08:06]  God damn, bro.
[02:08:08]  Yeah.
[02:08:09]  I mean, god damn.
[02:08:10]  She seems awesome.
[02:08:11]  I don't know if this is true, but it be petty as fuck if it is.
[02:08:16]  His new Yeezy store is like three doors down from an Adidas store right on Melrose.
[02:08:22]  Hilarious.
[02:08:23]  Get out of here.
[02:08:26]  That's fair.
[02:08:29]  He's on some Trump show in terms of like demanding attention.
[02:08:33]  Getting the people going.
[02:08:35]  Yeah.
[02:08:35]  Yeah, they're similar people.
[02:08:36]  He was not wrong.
[02:08:37]  That same shot?
[02:08:38]  Yeah.
[02:08:39]  Yeah, I think so.
[02:08:39]  She died of hair.
[02:08:41]  And it's crazy.
[02:08:42]  You can feel the energy shifting a little bit.
[02:08:44]  I think that if he puts out stuff, people will buy it.
[02:08:47]  Yeah, absolutely.
[02:08:47]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:08:48]  I mean, that's crazy.
[02:08:49]  Yeah.
[02:08:50]  That's crazy.
[02:08:51]  It's not that crazy.
[02:08:52]  You have a Jewish best friend.
[02:08:53]  A lot of people don't.
[02:08:54]  You say sorry?
[02:08:55]  No, it's not only about the Jewish thing.
[02:08:57]  It's like shouting out Hitler.
[02:08:58]  It's like Hitler killed Americans too, bro.
[02:09:00]  Like, he went to war.
[02:09:01]  There's a lot of motherfuckers who shed blood over that.
[02:09:03]  It ain't just a Jew thing.
[02:09:04]  Like, a lot of people's great killers.
[02:09:06]  He has special needs.
[02:09:07]  You know what I mean?
[02:09:08]  He killed, like, if you were going to be.
[02:09:10]  Yeah, I wasn't caring about them at all, but that's a good thing.
[02:09:13]  Yeah, but if you're like, you know, a lot of these people, you're going to, you might not care about one group of people.
[02:09:16]  My mom always brings up he killed Catholics.
[02:09:18]  There's a lot of Catholic priests.
[02:09:19]  That got killed.
[02:09:21]  They probably owned that shit too.
[02:09:23]  I think, I think we give him a little bit of grace because we can identify he was having like a mental break.
[02:09:31]  I think, like, come on.
[02:09:33]  I hope that wasn't a sane person.
[02:09:34]  I think just if you make good music, Eddie Murphy had a bit about this.
[02:09:36]  He made good music, get away with everything.
[02:09:38]  Yeah.
[02:09:39]  Yeah.
[02:09:39]  But no, but I'm saying, like, because I think if a sane person said the things he said, oh, they're done forever.
[02:09:45]  I think we can identify, like, yo, this guy is clearly.
[02:09:48]  I think that's our excuse for ourself.
[02:09:51]  Son, I want to like the music, bro.
[02:09:52]  You know what I mean?
[02:09:53]  I mean, Blue Square, Joe.
[02:09:55]  What's up?
[02:09:56]  No, I think that's perfect timing.
[02:09:57]  Yeah, he sensed it.
[02:10:00]  I think that that's.
[02:10:01]  He wants to like it too.
[02:10:02]  What?
[02:10:03]  No, I don't start this nonsense.
[02:10:05]  We'll get to it in a second, but I think that we have that excuse so that we can keep doing something.
[02:10:11]  So, not we personally, but like, I think he's a goofy.
[02:10:14]  But if you like Kanye, you want to keep supporting him.
[02:10:18]  You want to buy his shit.
[02:10:20]  So you go, oh, that horrible stuff that he said.
[02:10:22]  That was just when he was crazy.
[02:10:23]  And that's your justification.
[02:10:25]  That allows you to sleep at night basically supporting this dude that said some super foul things and tried to promote super foul things.

=== Patreon Number Thirty Calculations (01:06) ===

[02:10:33]  Yeah.
[02:10:33]  That was fucked up.
[02:10:34]  You know, but the slippers look fire.
[02:10:37]  I ain't gonna lie, bro.
[02:10:39]  Yep.
[02:10:39]  And the girl looks fire.
[02:10:40]  He knows what you need.
[02:10:41]  You just need a little arm candy.
[02:10:42]  Do you think it's calculated?
[02:10:43]  He's like, people like me more when I have a girl.
[02:10:45]  They like relationships.
[02:10:46]  Like, let me just get in one with a fine chick that looks good at my shit.
[02:10:50]  I think you give him a lot of credit with the calculations.
[02:10:52]  I think he's, to Alex's point, got mental illness and he's just going and it works out.
[02:10:56]  His intuition is good.
[02:10:57]  And that's why it's succeeding.
[02:10:59]  Maybe.
[02:10:59]  And I wonder if he can't even tell the difference.
[02:11:01]  I wonder if he's like.
[02:11:02]  Yeah, I wonder if he's like, yeah, I feel better when I'm in this relationship and he doesn't realize that he's getting more attention because of it.
[02:11:08]  And like he's naturally calculating, but he's like, nah, I just see numbers.
[02:11:13]  Yeah.
[02:11:14]  So that's interesting.
[02:11:15]  It is very interesting.
[02:11:17]  Stubbing number thirty.
[02:11:19]  That was our tens.
[02:11:20]  Yeah.
[02:11:20]  Apparently they're married.
[02:11:21]  Like that's his wife.
[02:11:22]  Yeah.
[02:11:24]  I don't know if it's like legally married, but they had like a ceremony or something.
[02:11:26]  Yeah.
[02:11:27]  Wild.
[02:11:27]  So he's getting after it.
[02:11:28]  All right, guys.
[02:11:30]  Listen, that's another episode of Flagrant.
[02:11:32]  We will see you on a Patreon this Friday.
[02:11:34]  Join that ass.
[02:11:35]  Okay, patreon.com/slash flagrant.
[02:11:37]  And thank you so much for listening.
[02:11:39]  Peace.