Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Cures 1 Person of Blindness
Aired: 2023-02-02
Duration: 01:31:53


=== Apology for the Pants (13:10) ===

[00:00:00]  What's up everybody?
[00:00:00]  Welcome to Flagrant.
[00:00:01]  I think an apology is in order to me.
[00:00:04]  Ooh.
[00:00:06]  I think an apology is in order to me from Alex Media.
[00:00:10]  Oh.
[00:00:12]  Immediately, bro.
[00:00:13]  Alex.
[00:00:14]  Alex, I think it's like why?
[00:00:17]  Can we see the ankles on the Y?
[00:00:20]  So funny.
[00:00:20]  Shultz starts it.
[00:00:23]  And then everybody hops on board.
[00:00:25]  Can you see myself?
[00:00:26]  Can you see my short?
[00:00:28]  Can you see my skin?
[00:00:29]  I think ours is different.
[00:00:30]  If that might be your skin, I wouldn't know.
[00:00:32]  How am I supposed to know?
[00:00:33]  Ours is different.
[00:00:34]  How am I supposed to know?
[00:00:35]  Son, ours is different.
[00:00:36]  No, no, no.
[00:00:37]  Son, you have to, you got to acknowledge shorts.
[00:00:40]  You dress like Dumbledore.
[00:00:42]  Oh, you came to the podcast dressed like motherfucking jump.
[00:00:45]  You don't look like the homeless guy in Mary Poppins.
[00:00:47]  What's his name?
[00:00:48]  The pitcher?
[00:00:49]  His name is old.
[00:00:50]  Mary Poppins?
[00:00:53]  What do you mean, you Mary Poppins?
[00:00:54]  Yo, you put the dick in Dick Van Dyke.
[00:00:57]  You put the dick in Dick Van Dyke.
[00:00:59]  Mary Poppins.
[00:01:01]  Also, why wouldn't you say you put the dyke in Dick Van Dyke?
[00:01:04]  Yeah, son.
[00:01:04]  CSA, that's what I should have said.
[00:01:07]  Bro, this is Alice.
[00:01:10]  Stop helping Al bomb.
[00:01:11]  He already apologized.
[00:01:12]  He's not apologizing for that.
[00:01:14]  He said the dyke shit.
[00:01:15]  And they told me the dick in Dick Van Dyke.
[00:01:17]  What?
[00:01:17]  What are you saying?
[00:01:18]  You said I was dressed like handcuffed.
[00:01:20]  Alice handcuffed Hancock.
[00:01:22]  Oh, that's fun.
[00:01:24]  Come on.
[00:01:25]  Come on, Al.
[00:01:26]  Son, you a gay polar bear and he's taping Mache, so get the fuck out of here, son.
[00:01:30]  I'll give you an icy.
[00:01:32]  You look like you just hit a piñata and your icon sweater just came falling out that shit.
[00:01:37]  Can we just just, I need my apology.
[00:01:39]  I just need my apology.
[00:01:40]  You got a cardigan.
[00:01:41]  You got the short pants on.
[00:01:43]  I need my apology.
[00:01:44]  Nah.
[00:01:45]  Because look that.
[00:01:47]  Look at that.
[00:01:47]  That's a good last time.
[00:01:48]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:01:49]  That's a good last time.
[00:01:49]  That's what we do.
[00:01:50]  Yours just don't fit.
[00:01:51]  Just get them tapered better.
[00:01:52]  But just know, by osmosis.
[00:01:54]  Just get them taped.
[00:01:54]  You're going to copy what I do.
[00:01:55]  No, this is wide leg.
[00:01:56]  This wide leg.
[00:01:57]  This is wide leg.
[00:01:58]  We have two different people.
[00:02:01]  We have two different bands.
[00:02:02]  Oh, he was right.
[00:02:03]  Son, the cartoon guy.
[00:02:04]  I know the cartoon.
[00:02:07]  That's an awful stone style.
[00:02:08]  That's a racist cartoon, though.
[00:02:10]  That is a racist cartoon.
[00:02:12]  Come on now, Mark.
[00:02:13]  You tried to slip an eye in that word cartoon.
[00:02:15]  I said cartoon, bro.
[00:02:16]  You tried to slip.
[00:02:17]  Don't blame me because you said cartoon.
[00:02:18]  You tried to make me slip something.
[00:02:20]  I didn't say anything.
[00:02:20]  I didn't slip anything.
[00:02:21]  All I'm saying is, I need a picture.
[00:02:22]  I've been slipping, y'all.
[00:02:23]  I'm going to stop.
[00:02:25]  I need my apology.
[00:02:27]  I need my apology.
[00:02:28]  You're not going to get an apology, but this is going to be close.
[00:02:30]  I walk in the elevator today and Alex is in there looking health stressed.
[00:02:33]  And I was like, bro, what's wrong?
[00:02:34]  And he goes, I've been wearing these high pants for like three months.
[00:02:38]  I've never worn them on the pod.
[00:02:42]  I already used all my good jokes on Brilliant Idiots.
[00:02:44]  I saw him on Brilliant Idiots today.
[00:02:46]  Dressed like a day-themed.
[00:02:47]  And I said, I got to get them.
[00:02:50]  I got to get them.
[00:02:51]  I used them, but I've been running back.
[00:02:52]  I'll run it back.
[00:02:53]  I'm running back for the flagrant audience.
[00:02:54]  That one was fine.
[00:02:57]  Sam J would be like, I ain't wearing that gay ass outfit.
[00:02:59]  What you gotta do, bro?
[00:03:01]  She was dressed like fucking General Toast chicken the other day, bro.
[00:03:04]  Oh, fuck.
[00:03:05]  Fuck.
[00:03:06]  Yo, yo, dude, yo, it's this.
[00:03:09]  It's the grills.
[00:03:10]  It's the grill.
[00:03:10]  I can't talk with the grills.
[00:03:15]  It's a goddamn grill.
[00:03:16]  I can't talk to these shit.
[00:03:19]  Fuck.
[00:03:19]  Oh, fuck.
[00:03:20]  Okay, when'd you get them grills five years ago?
[00:03:23]  Hold on, Al.
[00:03:24]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:03:25]  Take a sip of water.
[00:03:26]  I know you brought some waters.
[00:03:28]  Take a little sip of water and then try and deliver that.
[00:03:30]  I want one more cook right now.
[00:03:31]  Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:03:32]  I'm getting cooked.
[00:03:33]  Like some general you're getting grilled, honestly.
[00:03:41]  Okay, okay.
[00:03:41]  That's all I'm saying is your boy is out here.
[00:03:44]  Pants are different, though.
[00:03:45]  The person you have to acknowledge the pants are different.
[00:03:47]  If you acknowledge the pants, it seems crazy.
[00:03:49]  And then everybody else does it.
[00:03:50]  And then you know what it is?
[00:03:51]  If you acknowledge the pants are different, I'll give you an apology.
[00:03:54]  Wait a second.
[00:03:55]  I don't know what's going on right now.
[00:03:56]  So these are Mard style.
[00:03:58]  Like wide leg pants, yours are skinnies.
[00:04:01]  People aren't wearing skinny jean tape.
[00:04:03]  Oh, these are skinny pants right here.
[00:04:06]  The wide leg sticks that I'm wearing right now.
[00:04:08]  Every time you stand up, you got to go like this.
[00:04:11]  The wide leg stickies.
[00:04:13]  The wide leg sticks.
[00:04:15]  This is what's going on.
[00:04:17]  Stand up.
[00:04:18]  Yo, if you're serious?
[00:04:20]  Are you saying that's wide leg compared to this?
[00:04:22]  Bro, guys, come on.
[00:04:24]  Honestly, we have to drop crotch.
[00:04:26]  No, no, we have eyes here.
[00:04:27]  Thanks to Mr. Beast.
[00:04:28]  Shout out to this.
[00:04:30]  Those are more hammer pants.
[00:04:32]  Those are ones I need.
[00:04:33]  No, those are more hammer pants.
[00:04:35]  These are more fashionable, and I know that because I don't like them.
[00:04:38]  That's how I know they're fashionable.
[00:04:40]  That's not fashion.
[00:04:41]  It has to be because when I look at shit and I'm like, what the fuck are they doing?
[00:04:44]  That's what's in.
[00:04:44]  So that means that means if Akash likes your fit.
[00:04:47]  That's also bad.
[00:04:49]  That's not a good thing.
[00:04:49]  That's a bad thing.
[00:04:50]  You look great.
[00:04:52]  Why'd you say that?
[00:04:53]  You look great, dude.
[00:04:54]  I like this whole thing.
[00:04:55]  Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
[00:04:56]  Mark trying to hurt me.
[00:04:57]  Fit is fire.
[00:04:58]  I saw this motherfucker.
[00:04:59]  You said that.
[00:05:00]  Even though you do look like a gay polo bit, I saw him coming out the fucking Uber.
[00:05:04]  I was like, God damn.
[00:05:05]  Stop, stop that.
[00:05:06]  Let's go.
[00:05:07]  Let's go.
[00:05:07]  He's trying to butter you up so you stay off his ass.
[00:05:09]  Stay on.
[00:05:10]  But he's football.
[00:05:11]  He knows.
[00:05:13]  You know, it's real, though.
[00:05:14]  Yeah, I know.
[00:05:14]  Because I did that outside.
[00:05:15]  Like, I was like, he likes the fact that the shoes go with it.
[00:05:18]  It's hard.
[00:05:19]  I think you were also trying to make allies early, though.
[00:05:21]  I think you were trying to make allies early.
[00:05:22]  I should probably wasn't, but I should have.
[00:05:24]  I should have.
[00:05:25]  I should have went to you as an FA for some fucking jokes.
[00:05:31]  Why would you go to FA for clothing jokes?
[00:05:33]  I think they just something, bro.
[00:05:34]  I think FA where it got stretched.
[00:05:36]  And they don't.
[00:05:37]  And they don't.
[00:05:38]  He's not in the room.
[00:05:39]  I don't care.
[00:05:40]  FA, ball through the wall.
[00:05:43]  Over there.
[00:05:48]  Okay, for real.
[00:05:50]  Listen, we got to start this podcast.
[00:05:51]  I'm going to assume that that's an apology.
[00:05:53]  I'll take it.
[00:05:54]  Listen, the best apology is change behavior.
[00:05:56]  You change your behavior.
[00:05:57]  No, stop.
[00:05:57]  Wow.
[00:05:58]  You came on board.
[00:05:59]  I do.
[00:06:00]  You came on board.
[00:06:01]  How's the ankles feel?
[00:06:02]  How the ankles feel?
[00:06:02]  Free.
[00:06:03]  Icy.
[00:06:04]  Them ankles, them ankles north of the Mason Dixon.
[00:06:07]  How your shoes feel though.
[00:06:09]  Yeah, but your shins.
[00:06:10]  Your ankles is freaking.
[00:06:13]  Listen, listen.
[00:06:14]  Since we need a little coverage.
[00:06:15]  My boy, my boy.
[00:06:16]  This is how it starts.
[00:06:17]  Eventually, you're going to get here, too.
[00:06:20]  Okay.
[00:06:21]  If that happens, I will apologize.
[00:06:23]  No, I will put that.
[00:06:25]  If it goes any higher than this, I will apologize.
[00:06:27]  If we can see ankle at any point in time, shin, you showing shin.
[00:06:33]  Whatever.
[00:06:34]  No, like ankles here.
[00:06:35]  Shins up here.
[00:06:36]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:37]  You got to get a mustache, be honest.
[00:06:39]  Oh, that's coming.
[00:06:39]  That's coming.
[00:06:40]  That's coming.
[00:06:41]  Everybody's begging this guy to get rid of this.
[00:06:43]  It's part of it.
[00:06:44]  But he's a comic.
[00:06:45]  This is culture.
[00:06:47]  Culture.
[00:06:49]  This is the biggest culture.
[00:06:51]  That's actually an Andrew Schills beard.
[00:06:52]  Y'all don't realize that.
[00:06:53]  He gave a shave.
[00:06:54]  That's all he can do.
[00:06:57]  That's how he grows his benefit.
[00:06:59]  He can do.
[00:07:00]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[00:07:00]  But he's growing out a beard.
[00:07:02]  Me and him got the same facial hair.
[00:07:04]  That's just what he's capable of.
[00:07:05]  This is what I'm capable of.
[00:07:06]  All my testosterone center right here.
[00:07:09]  So this is what he's doing.
[00:07:10]  Your testosterone's on your face.
[00:07:11]  That's your hair.
[00:07:12]  That's kind of suspect, bro.
[00:07:13]  That's sucks.
[00:07:13]  That's very suspect.
[00:07:14]  You just got a bunch of just cum and shit.
[00:07:16]  Like, what's going on?
[00:07:17]  You have a ball somewhere over there, bro.
[00:07:19]  Son, if it works, it works.
[00:07:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:07:21]  Miracle Girl.
[00:07:22]  You're not going to be able to do that.
[00:07:22]  Get rid of that.
[00:07:23]  Don't go back on me.
[00:07:24]  Can you get your fucking ball and come?
[00:07:29]  He ain't pointed out.
[00:07:30]  He ain't pointed out.
[00:07:30]  So no boom.
[00:07:31]  I'm alternating.
[00:07:32]  You start to feel bad after the second one.
[00:07:33]  I'm not trying to let us slide.
[00:07:34]  No, I'm saying he's just bond and you let him get off.
[00:07:36]  You need a job to come back on me.
[00:07:38]  I was going to do it.
[00:07:38]  I'm going to do it.
[00:07:38]  Yes, and I'm an improver.
[00:07:40]  See, see?
[00:07:41]  I think Akash was listening.
[00:07:42]  He was not listening to a word.
[00:07:44]  He never does.
[00:07:46]  Okay, listen.
[00:07:49]  Mr. Beast.
[00:07:50]  You basically cured Alex's blindness, his fashion blindness.
[00:07:53]  I did cure your fashion blindness.
[00:07:54]  And whether you admit it or not, it's fine.
[00:07:57]  It's fine whether you admit it or not, but you are on team Schultz right now.
[00:08:01]  Oh, no.
[00:08:02]  You got the high water pants.
[00:08:03]  You got to get Hitler hair, then you'll be matching.
[00:08:06]  No, bro.
[00:08:06]  Flip your shit.
[00:08:07]  Flip your shit one side, see how you feel.
[00:08:09]  Flip your shit one side, see how you feel.
[00:08:11]  Play both sides.
[00:08:12]  You always come out on top.
[00:08:14]  I learned that from Dub.
[00:08:15]  Let's go.
[00:08:16]  Dub, you like the hits.
[00:08:19]  Yo, fuck you, Mark.
[00:08:21]  I didn't realize what he was doing.
[00:08:22]  I thought he was genuinely on my side.
[00:08:24]  I thought we were standing up on a friend.
[00:08:26]  I didn't realize this is a whole fucking plan of yours from the beginning.
[00:08:29]  You're right.
[00:08:29]  You do look stupid.
[00:08:30]  No, play both sides, bro.
[00:08:32]  Come on.
[00:08:32]  Damn, bro.
[00:08:33]  How about this?
[00:08:33]  You admit that you are.
[00:08:39]  We can all agree that whatever you're going to say is.
[00:08:43]  The man is trying to reach a kid.
[00:08:44]  I don't know what happened, but I knew something was going to be.
[00:08:47]  You're trying to talk from us.
[00:08:48]  We need to take a shot down.
[00:08:57]  He loves treaties.
[00:08:58]  We're not doing no out of glasses over here.
[00:09:00]  He's got treat in the name.
[00:09:01]  That's all.
[00:09:01]  We don't share land.
[00:09:02]  Come on.
[00:09:04]  All right.
[00:09:04]  Look, you cured someone of blindness, bro.
[00:09:06]  You're based on Mr. Brown.
[00:09:06]  I cured you of blindness.
[00:09:08]  Yeah.
[00:09:08]  There it is.
[00:09:09]  That's fine.
[00:09:09]  I did cure you of blindness.
[00:09:11]  Now you can see it.
[00:09:12]  You think it's yours, but you can see the greatness.
[00:09:14]  You are stuck.
[00:09:15]  You gotta be insane, bro.
[00:09:18]  You're in the video.
[00:09:19]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:09:19]  Let's see.
[00:09:20]  Let's see if you say that.
[00:09:20]  You see the air of your way.
[00:09:22]  Those might be my motherfucking glasses that I brought to goddamn from France even though you weren't there.
[00:09:29]  I've worn them fucking glasses in France, bro.
[00:09:33]  Let me see these.
[00:09:36]  Hold on, pop those on real quick.
[00:09:37]  Hold on one second.
[00:09:38]  These are literally the ones that I had in France, bro.
[00:09:41]  Bring up my France shit.
[00:09:42]  Pop those on.
[00:09:43]  Bro, you're copying Alex.
[00:09:44]  He's copying my fits.
[00:09:46]  Wow, why are you biting everything Alex does?
[00:09:49]  Look at my France fit.
[00:09:50]  Dead ass.
[00:09:50]  I had like pretty much these glasses.
[00:09:52]  What I'm saying is, I'm inspiration.
[00:09:54]  I've had them.
[00:09:55]  I'm future.
[00:09:55]  I'm future.
[00:09:56]  You're welcome.
[00:09:57]  I'm future.
[00:09:57]  You're welcome.
[00:09:58]  Fashion Week.
[00:09:59]  You brought out the fly shit that you could think of.
[00:10:00]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:02]  Damn.
[00:10:04]  I did.
[00:10:04]  I did.
[00:10:04]  I did real pictures of Shitchen.
[00:10:05]  Shout out to Nikki Beaver.
[00:10:08]  Shouts to Knickerbocker.
[00:10:10]  I just want to let y'all know you're the fucking goat.
[00:10:11]  Who is that?
[00:10:12]  Yo, you're bad chilling at Knickerbocker.
[00:10:16]  I'm on him, bro.
[00:10:18]  That must have been crazy.
[00:10:20]  Nah, that's Paris, bro.
[00:10:21]  Shout out to Paris.
[00:10:22]  That was fun.
[00:10:23]  Yeah, that boy was out here.
[00:10:24]  Anyway, Mark, you suck.
[00:10:29]  Okay, so listen, we have to talk about this blindness shit.
[00:10:32]  Yeah.
[00:10:32]  Because outside of curing Al, even though you dress like me, you can't pull it off.
[00:10:38]  How about you?
[00:10:39]  Oh, my God.
[00:10:40]  It looked bad on him.
[00:10:41]  It does look bad on him.
[00:10:43]  You got to stick with your style.
[00:10:44]  This shit's not your style.
[00:10:46]  It is.
[00:10:46]  What is that?
[00:10:46]  You got to dress like a 14-year-old lesbian.
[00:10:49]  You guys dress like a 14-year-old.
[00:10:50]  I dress like a lesbian.
[00:10:51]  You dress like a 14-year-old.
[00:10:53]  I dress like an old lesbian.
[00:10:54]  You're a young lesbian.
[00:10:55]  He's an old dog.
[00:10:57]  Come on, you young MA.
[00:10:57]  I'm MA.
[00:11:00]  You're a seasoned dyke.
[00:11:02]  Exactly.
[00:11:03]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:04]  Yeah.
[00:11:04]  He's, ooh, you're like, ooh.
[00:11:10]  Okay, no, in all seriousness, we did.
[00:11:12]  Listen, your boy, Mr. Beast, did it again.
[00:11:16]  Cure blindness.
[00:11:17]  This guy is unbelievable.
[00:11:19]  He really is.
[00:11:19]  Something else, bro.
[00:11:20]  And it exposes what a piece of shit I am because I turn on the video like they ain't probably that blind.
[00:11:27]  Like, I was trying to find ways to like hate on the other side.
[00:11:30]  Two minutes in the video, y'all.
[00:11:31]  What is it?
[00:11:32]  Are they only fixing one?
[00:11:34]  Huh?
[00:11:34]  Because they was only taking off one patch.
[00:11:36]  I was like, oh my God, he could have fixed 500 people, both eyes, or 1,000, one.
[00:11:42]  He thought he was copping a deal.
[00:11:44]  And he was like, Jimmy, really?
[00:11:46]  You, you, Jimmy?
[00:11:47]  Yeah.
[00:11:48]  Then the guy takes out both eyes.
[00:11:49]  He's like, all right, okay, it was fine.
[00:11:51]  He actually did legit do it.
[00:11:52]  Both eyes.
[00:11:53]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:11:54]  And then went around the world and did it too.
[00:11:56]  Yeah, that's cool.
[00:11:56]  Unbelievable.
[00:11:57]  Probably.
[00:11:58]  You were in India, though.
[00:11:58]  Thoughtic, I bet that was you, motherfucker.
[00:12:01]  He didn't go to Indonesia.
[00:12:02]  He didn't go to India.
[00:12:03]  He went to Indonesia.
[00:12:05]  I thought it was the same.
[00:12:06]  Oh, shit.
[00:12:06]  Is it different?
[00:12:09]  What?
[00:12:09]  Wait, is that disrespect?
[00:12:11]  Son, it's not the same shit.
[00:12:12]  Do you want to cure them in India?
[00:12:14]  Because then they won't think mud is a pussy.
[00:12:18]  Because he's not mad.
[00:12:22]  Imagine she's not going to be able to do it.
[00:12:23]  It's like an impact on it.
[00:12:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:24]  Like, imagine they're still fucking.
[00:12:28]  They're going to know.
[00:12:28]  They're not going to be.
[00:12:29]  Yeah, but you guys know you're fucking sheep or whatever in your family.
[00:12:31]  We still do that, though.
[00:12:32]  Yes.
[00:12:32]  No, no, no.
[00:12:33]  We don't fuck our family if there's sheep.
[00:12:34]  No, no, no.
[00:12:34]  Yeah.
[00:12:35]  You don't fuck your family sheep?
[00:12:36]  No, the sheep we fuck, but not our family.
[00:12:38]  You either fuck sheep or your family.
[00:12:39]  No, you fuck sheep.
[00:12:40]  Isn't what I'm saying?
[00:12:40]  Yeah, we fuck sheep.
[00:12:41]  You added your family there.
[00:12:42]  Your family fucks sheep is what I'm saying.
[00:12:45]  I'm not agreeing.
[00:12:45]  Yeah, I agree.
[00:12:46]  So what we're saying is you got a heartbeat.
[00:12:48]  You can still see it.
[00:12:49]  You fucking mud.
[00:12:51]  Yeah, mud is way better.
[00:12:52]  It's like fucking a mattress.
[00:12:54]  Sheep's got a wagon on them, son.
[00:12:56]  Dude.
[00:12:56]  That's way better.
[00:12:57]  Sheep do.
[00:12:58]  Yeah, but it's bussy.
[00:12:59]  So it's gay, too.
[00:13:00]  Mud is genderless.
[00:13:01]  No, that's not good.
[00:13:02]  Mud is genderless.
[00:13:03]  Ain't you?
[00:13:04]  When you take a dick out of mud, it looks like it's some bussy, bro.
[00:13:06]  Yeah, exactly, bro.
[00:13:08]  Yeah.
[00:13:08]  Think about that.
[00:13:10]  Yeah, but you know what I mean?

=== Sheep and Family Rules (15:32) ===

[00:13:11]  It's better to act like than to do it.
[00:13:13]  I think, I think, honestly.
[00:13:15]  There's like a Chat GPT argument.
[00:13:18]  I think it's like, what do I say now?
[00:13:21]  What would you rather your people fuck?
[00:13:23]  Like a living sheep with like a heart and a soul or mud?
[00:13:26]  Mud.
[00:13:27]  You would, bro.
[00:13:27]  Mud softer.
[00:13:28]  You would, bro.
[00:13:29]  Mud softer.
[00:13:29]  Monsoon season.
[00:13:31]  This shit is wet.
[00:13:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:33]  It's that wet.
[00:13:34]  Yo, sheep get wet.
[00:13:38]  Do they?
[00:13:39]  Yeah.
[00:13:39]  Nah, because it's all that moisture getting dried up in the cotton.
[00:13:43]  No.
[00:13:44]  Okay.
[00:13:44]  Mr. Beast cured blindness.
[00:13:47]  There's bigger things happening in the world, dude.
[00:13:49]  Yeah.
[00:13:49]  Mr. Beast cured a thousand people of blindness.
[00:13:52]  That's a big deal.
[00:13:53]  And so far, you've only cured one.
[00:13:54]  I feel like we need to do it.
[00:13:55]  I was hating, bro.
[00:13:56]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:13:56]  We need to do more philanthropy.
[00:13:57]  Why is that your initial response?
[00:13:58]  When you see someone do something nice being like, I didn't trust him.
[00:14:01]  You're the Twitter haters.
[00:14:02]  He's getting a bunch of hate on Twitter right now.
[00:14:04]  Wait, why?
[00:14:04]  Because people are trying to be God.
[00:14:06]  Two things.
[00:14:06]  One, it's like, oh, you're doing it for clout.
[00:14:09]  Anybody trying to be a good person on Twitter, they're like, I don't trust it.
[00:14:12]  And then other people, like Hassan, did a reaction on his stream, and he was like, that's my initial reaction.
[00:14:16]  He was like, it's so fucked up that like 50% of blindness in the world can be cured with like a 10-minute surgery.
[00:14:20]  It's like three grand, and governments can't fix this.
[00:14:23]  Is it governments or doctors can't do it a little bit?
[00:14:26]  Like, why does he got to pay the doctors?
[00:14:28]  Why aren't the doctors like, maybe I'll donate a little of my time?
[00:14:32]  Right?
[00:14:32]  Like, if you're a doctor and you could do the surgery, just go to work early.
[00:14:35]  Cure one blind dude a day.
[00:14:37]  That'd be a nice thing to do.
[00:14:38]  No, they say laughter is the best medicine.
[00:14:39]  Why don't you do some free shows?
[00:14:41]  I do.
[00:14:41]  That's the exact point, bro.
[00:14:43]  Hi, everybody at home.
[00:14:45]  How you doing?
[00:14:46]  Million people watching?
[00:14:48]  Did y'all pay for this?
[00:14:49]  Cut the break right now.
[00:14:51]  I know, right?
[00:14:52]  They're not paying.
[00:14:53]  But shout out to Blue Chew, man.
[00:14:54]  I really appreciate y'all.
[00:14:56]  Make sure you buy for that shit.
[00:14:57]  Yeah.
[00:14:57]  Anyway, point is: Blue Chew is a great product.
[00:15:03]  No, no.
[00:15:03]  The point is, what he did was absolutely great, and it was stupid for even me to like be so critical or maybe so cynical.
[00:15:10]  But what he's doing is an amazing thing.
[00:15:11]  And even if you're doing it to get views, if you're doing something great, just fucking do it.
[00:15:15]  Yeah, who cares?
[00:15:16]  It is weird when you like videotape yourself like giving a homeless person money.
[00:15:20]  Like those TikToks are a little bit weird.
[00:15:22]  But when you up the stakes to medical procedures and a thousand people.
[00:15:27]  The only difference I think with this stuff and like giving a random guy a thousand bucks is like your amount that you volunteer for it.
[00:15:34]  Like he put out an ad being like, hey, if you're blind, show up.
[00:15:36]  Like people are opting in to be a part of the experience.
[00:15:39]  Whereas a homeless guy is desperate.
[00:15:40]  He's like, hey, here's money, but the only way you're going to get it is if you let me post this video.
[00:15:44]  It seems like extortionary.
[00:15:46]  Whereas what he's doing here is like, hey, come if you have problems.
[00:15:49]  We'll help you.
[00:15:50]  That's a great point.
[00:15:51]  And we see from his track record that he puts that money back into doing stuff like this.
[00:15:55]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:15:56]  So it's like he has to monetize his video so that way he can continue making money so he can continue doing good deeds.
[00:16:01]  Yeah.
[00:16:01]  Oh, exactly.
[00:16:02]  Yeah.
[00:16:02]  It's like you want him to make money because he just keeps on helping people.
[00:16:05]  That's true.
[00:16:06]  He's the one person that you want to make as much money as possible.
[00:16:09]  The more money Mr. Beek's beast makes, the more people will get helped.
[00:16:13]  He's the nonprofit you trust.
[00:16:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:16:16]  Most nonprofit, like the NFL is a nonprofit organization.
[00:16:18]  It's like you're actively killing people.
[00:16:20]  But this guy, nonprofit, every video I get, I'm going to do something good with it.
[00:16:24]  He didn't just cure a thousand people of blindness.
[00:16:26]  He gave one guy a $50,000 scholarship, bought a guy a Tesla, gave another guy $10,000.
[00:16:30]  Donate $100,000 to the guy who was doing the surgery.
[00:16:33]  I mean, yeah.
[00:16:33]  The doctor doing the surgeries, which was wild.
[00:16:36]  He should have been witnessing that and be like, you know what, this feels good.
[00:16:39]  I'll do that for free.
[00:16:40]  I think they do it for free.
[00:16:41]  I think they probably bake in their year to do it.
[00:16:44]  Yeah.
[00:16:44]  They do.
[00:16:45]  Good work, missionary work.
[00:16:47]  I better fucking do that shit.
[00:16:49]  I mean, but now here's the thing.
[00:16:50]  If you're like the local church, if you're like the local mosque, if you're the local temple, are you seeing this done by this YouTuber?
[00:16:58]  And are you going, shit, we need to step it up.
[00:17:01]  The fuck are we doing?
[00:17:02]  No.
[00:17:03]  You should.
[00:17:04]  But you're not.
[00:17:04]  No.
[00:17:05]  Or just a pure acquisition.
[00:17:07]  If you're the Catholic Church, you got to be like, hey, Jimmy, come work for us.
[00:17:09]  All right, we'll make you the Pope.
[00:17:10]  Yeah.
[00:17:11]  That's a good idea.
[00:17:11]  I don't know why Jews, you guys could do that.
[00:17:14]  Make him like the top rabbi or something.
[00:17:15]  And then all of a sudden it's just absorbed and be like, hey, now you're Jewish.
[00:17:18]  Now all the good things you put on to us.
[00:17:20]  Talk to your boys.
[00:17:21]  I don't know.
[00:17:21]  Talk to your boys.
[00:17:22]  You have a head.
[00:17:24]  Yeah.
[00:17:24]  There's no Jewish head.
[00:17:26]  Is there a head shoe?
[00:17:28]  Yeah, they got like people in charge of communities, but no, not like you guys.
[00:17:35]  What's that guy's name?
[00:17:36]  The guy who owns WN.
[00:17:37]  Yeah, Kanye's been talking about.
[00:17:38]  I don't know.
[00:17:39]  We got chief rabbis in Israel.
[00:17:40]  Abby Learn something, I think.
[00:17:42]  Avi Spielberg.
[00:17:43]  That's some of the people.
[00:17:44]  That's the REMU.
[00:17:46]  R.R. Emmanuel.
[00:17:47]  He's up there.
[00:17:48]  I think he's on the board.
[00:17:50]  I don't know.
[00:17:50]  That's not Jew.
[00:17:51]  This is the J.
[00:17:52]  This is Andrew Taylor.
[00:17:53]  The LVRN guy.
[00:17:54]  Say again?
[00:17:54]  The LVRN guy.
[00:17:55]  LVMH.
[00:17:56]  No.
[00:17:57]  Bernard Arnold?
[00:17:58]  Yeah.
[00:17:59]  Not Jewish.
[00:17:59]  Oh, he's not?
[00:18:00]  No.
[00:18:00]  Crypto Jewish.
[00:18:02]  He has tapes, bro.
[00:18:04]  Yeah, like he actually understands.
[00:18:06]  All Islamic.
[00:18:06]  The heads of his companies are Jews.
[00:18:08]  Say again?
[00:18:08]  The heads of his company.
[00:18:09]  Yeah, they watch the bottom line.
[00:18:10]  Exactly.
[00:18:11]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:18:12]  You need something with tastes.
[00:18:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:14]  Like, come on.
[00:18:15]  The bottom Jews, you know?
[00:18:16]  Yeah.
[00:18:19]  Okay.
[00:18:20]  So if he doesn't get absorbed into a religion, I'm curious when you're watching this.
[00:18:24]  Like, if you're, what is the guy's name from Houston?
[00:18:26]  Joel Osteen, I think.
[00:18:28]  Like, is there a little part of him that is envious?
[00:18:32]  Like, is he competitive in the way that like comics are competitive?
[00:18:36]  Or is he competitive in the way that like athletes are competitive?
[00:18:38]  You know, it's like, oh, shit.
[00:18:40]  When Kobe saw Shaq get his fourth ring, he's like, nah, I need to make sure I get more.
[00:18:44]  I'm sure they're doing some philanthropy.
[00:18:46]  Like, you'd like to hope these religious organizations are doing something to help the community, but they just don't necessarily have the greatest video and algorithm teams to create the best content.
[00:18:53]  I also think.
[00:18:53]  Maybe streaming their shit every single Sunday on TV.
[00:18:56]  Like, show what you're doing.
[00:18:57]  I don't know what they're doing, but I'm saying, like, I imagine some of them are justifying it where they're like, oh, yeah, we do have this charity.
[00:19:02]  We clothe this many people.
[00:19:03]  We feed this many people.
[00:19:04]  So, yeah, we're doing our part.
[00:19:06]  No, they were turning away people when it was like a big ass storm.
[00:19:08]  I know they were doing that.
[00:19:09]  Well, maybe Jimmy turned away someone, the 1,001th person that was blind.
[00:19:13]  Like, hey, let me in.
[00:19:14]  He was like, nope, video's a thousand.
[00:19:15]  Why are you shitting on Jimmy?
[00:19:17]  I know.
[00:19:17]  That's crazy.
[00:19:19]  He'll be 1,001.
[00:19:19]  Why didn't he do 1,001?
[00:19:21]  Why don't you ask him that?
[00:19:21]  Why don't you call up Jimmy right now?
[00:19:23]  Joel do one.
[00:19:25]  That's a good point.
[00:19:26]  You know how they spend like 80% of commercial spends are medical companies and pharmaceuticals.
[00:19:31]  Why you got to think of the worst possible situation?
[00:19:33]  When the 1,000 people, the 1,001th person.
[00:19:37]  It is funny to think that he shows up to the fucking office in Indonesia and they just got to be like, nah, fam.
[00:19:42]  Turn your ass.
[00:19:43]  He probably held more than a thousand people, but it's so funny to think that one guy just showed up like, hello, is anyone here?
[00:19:48]  And he's like, sorry, dude.
[00:19:49]  Well, why don't they lie to him and be like, this isn't the office for.
[00:19:52]  Yeah, this is Wendy's, really.
[00:19:53]  What are you doing?
[00:19:54]  No, I think it's here.
[00:19:55]  You would think that, wouldn't you?
[00:19:56]  Yeah.
[00:19:57]  If you couldn't see.
[00:19:57]  Yeah, fucking blind idiot.
[00:19:58]  Yeah.
[00:19:59]  Get out of here.
[00:20:00]  Fucking scrum Indonesian guy that can't see anything.
[00:20:03]  Fucking idiot guy.
[00:20:05]  Yeah.
[00:20:06]  Why don't you go build some ancient structures in the jungle?
[00:20:08]  That are awesome that no one knows how to build.
[00:20:10]  True, true, true, true.
[00:20:11]  Yeah, yeah, true.
[00:20:12]  Okay.
[00:20:14]  Yo, shout out to fucking Jimmy, man.
[00:20:16]  Okay, how are we going to help?
[00:20:16]  Who do we want to help?
[00:20:19]  Y'all are selfish, bro.
[00:20:20]  No, no, no.
[00:20:21]  We can think of someone that could deserve it.
[00:20:24]  Blindness?
[00:20:24]  Are we going to do blindness?
[00:20:26]  We don't want to be hacked.
[00:20:28]  I love the idea of like it's not like a generic like, man, virant.
[00:20:34]  Like, I like the idea of like specifically targeting one thing.
[00:20:38]  Also, I don't care about the ugly.
[00:20:39]  Don't care about the...
[00:20:40]  Yo, we could do BBLs.
[00:20:42]  You want to do ugly women.
[00:20:44]  We could give a thousand.
[00:20:44]  Well, we already help them by Mark stealing all their clothing.
[00:20:48]  How does that help them?
[00:20:49]  How does it help them?
[00:20:51]  They can't, they're not going to go out in public if they can't wear that.
[00:20:54]  Oh, okay.
[00:20:54]  So they stay inside.
[00:20:55]  So they got to stay inside.
[00:20:56]  So they're safer.
[00:20:57]  They're not going to get any shame no more.
[00:20:58]  And also these fat girls are so fucking upset about me because of that one Rogan episode.
[00:21:03]  I said fat.
[00:21:03]  I said funny.
[00:21:04]  Say again?
[00:21:05]  I didn't say fat.
[00:21:05]  I said ugly.
[00:21:06]  Okay, well, what are we going to do with ugly women?
[00:21:08]  We could do a thousand BBLs.
[00:21:09]  Afroplastic surgery or BBLs.
[00:21:10]  But I should have to do that.
[00:21:11]  Can we put them all in a boat like refugees and just push them to another country?
[00:21:13]  No, see, that's the opposite.
[00:21:15]  That's not helpful.
[00:21:16]  It didn't work out great.
[00:21:17]  That's moving.
[00:21:17]  That's just moving.
[00:21:18]  You might lose weight on the boat trip at least.
[00:21:20]  You could just take them halfway and bring it up.
[00:21:21]  I'm trying to help women, really.
[00:21:23]  Okay, So ugly women, that's one.
[00:21:27]  Ugly dudes.
[00:21:28]  No, no, they got to step it up.
[00:21:29]  Get them some tox.
[00:21:30]  Let's just match ugly women with alcoholics because they're not going to know how ugly the girl is anyway if they're.
[00:21:34]  And then everybody gets laid.
[00:21:36]  What's an actual group of struggling people?
[00:21:38]  No, for real.
[00:21:38]  Like, what can you do?
[00:21:40]  On this show, we support men.
[00:21:41]  So why don't we give surgeries to all the trans men that want dicks?
[00:21:45]  Dicks for everyone.
[00:21:46]  That's kind of fire.
[00:21:47]  That way we can turn the tides.
[00:21:49]  We can get more dudes.
[00:21:50]  We want to help the boys more than anything, obviously.
[00:21:53]  I think that would really help.
[00:21:55]  Any objections?
[00:21:56]  I'm good on all that, man.
[00:21:57]  Come on, bro.
[00:21:58]  No, like they should.
[00:21:59]  Sewed a dicks.
[00:22:00]  They should get that dick.
[00:22:00]  They gave a thousand dicks.
[00:22:02]  I ain't saying that.
[00:22:02]  They sewed on a thousand dicks around the world.
[00:22:05]  Indonesia.
[00:22:05]  You can put it anywhere on your body.
[00:22:07]  500, cut off 500 so we help both genders.
[00:22:09]  Sure, we can do that also.
[00:22:10]  Both transgenders.
[00:22:11]  You can put a thousand dicks anywhere you want.
[00:22:13]  Did anybody try to make that trade?
[00:22:15]  I was just thinking that.
[00:22:16]  Like, make a site that connects the people that want to get rid of their dicks and the one thing people want.
[00:22:20]  New dick.
[00:22:21]  Yeah.
[00:22:21]  Oh, and you're going to swap them?
[00:22:23]  Well, yeah.
[00:22:24]  I mean, what are you going to do with all that flesh?
[00:22:25]  Like, you no longer need that flesh.
[00:22:27]  That's a good point.
[00:22:28]  Transfer.com.
[00:22:30]  That's a great idea.
[00:22:31]  Now, this is a business idea.
[00:22:32]  This is capitalism kicking in, right?
[00:22:34]  Who do we want to help, bro?
[00:22:35]  Do they have to like put dicks in like the ice bucket and like get it on a helicopter?
[00:22:40]  Yeah, they dump it on their head to raise awareness.
[00:22:43]  100%.
[00:22:43]  Wow.
[00:22:44]  Yeah.
[00:22:44]  And you don't know what dick you're going to get.
[00:22:46]  And some of you, you know, you might identify as a man, but not a fucking Taiwanese one.
[00:22:51]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:52]  Like, there's certain dicks that are going to be maybe not what you imagine you would have if you were a dude.
[00:22:58]  Awesome.
[00:22:58]  There's one show on Netflix right now.
[00:23:00]  There's a side that's changing Asian stereotypes around the world.
[00:23:02]  Physical 100.
[00:23:03]  Have you heard of this?
[00:23:04]  No.
[00:23:04]  No.
[00:23:05]  You're always watching.
[00:23:06]  This show is unbelievable.
[00:23:07]  It's literally squid game in real life.
[00:23:08]  They got a bunch of Koreans in a room and they make them do physical challenges until there's one left and he wins a bunch of money.
[00:23:13]  Whoa.
[00:23:14]  Awesome.
[00:23:14]  And you watch it and you're like, I didn't know Koreans could get that big.
[00:23:17]  American Ninja Warrior.
[00:23:18]  It's similar.
[00:23:19]  It's similar, but it's only Koreans and they're all jacked.
[00:23:21]  And then you watch it and you're like, oh, no, there's some big dick Koreans out here.
[00:23:24]  Oh, you actually see penises?
[00:23:25]  No, but you can imagine.
[00:23:26]  I was imagining.
[00:23:27]  Oh.
[00:23:28]  But you can get a sense.
[00:23:28]  They're like, yeah, these are big dicks.
[00:23:30]  Unfortunately for South Koreans, they are known for having the smallest penises on the planet.
[00:23:34]  I thought you said of Koreans.
[00:23:36]  No, no, no, on the planet.
[00:23:36]  North Koreans probably have smaller dicks.
[00:23:38]  Well, we haven't measured them.
[00:23:38]  I don't know.
[00:23:39]  I imagine.
[00:23:40]  It's a male nourished dick at least.
[00:23:41]  Yeah, it's not going to be as nourished.
[00:23:43]  It won't be girthy for sure.
[00:23:45]  This show is changing everything over there.
[00:23:47]  It's really amazing.
[00:23:48]  You should watch it.
[00:23:48]  I'd highly recommend it.
[00:23:50]  But anyway, it's crazy that we still can't find a group of people that we can.
[00:23:53]  What about animals?
[00:23:54]  We can help animals.
[00:23:55]  I don't want to help.
[00:23:55]  No, what about specific animals?
[00:23:56]  Like, no, don't care about golden doodles.
[00:23:58]  There's hundreds of golden doodles.
[00:24:00]  He wants a quick result.
[00:24:01]  Like, can we help the deaf?
[00:24:02]  10-minute surgery, like laser hair removal for someone really fat.
[00:24:06]  Bro, there's golden.
[00:24:09]  What'd you say?
[00:24:10]  Laser hair removal for someone that's really fat.
[00:24:13]  It's more expensive.
[00:24:14]  That's surgery.
[00:24:15]  I didn't know how I connected that because I was about to go to the bottom.
[00:24:17]  Are you trying to get a hair transplant?
[00:24:18]  Is that actually a hair transplant?
[00:24:21]  We should give all guys their fucking hair back.
[00:24:23]  Yeah.
[00:24:24]  That's a good idea.
[00:24:24]  That's a great idea.
[00:24:25]  That's a good idea.
[00:24:26]  Don't be selfish about this dog.
[00:24:28]  Yeah, I know.
[00:24:28]  Don't be selfish.
[00:24:29]  Don't make it selfish.
[00:24:30]  No, how do you make you do that?
[00:24:31]  I promise I won't pay for it.
[00:24:33]  No, but you're going to get a referral.
[00:24:34]  Give me a thousand people.
[00:24:35]  You get one free.
[00:24:36]  And you're going to fucking watch.
[00:24:37]  That shit takes too long.
[00:24:39]  And then if they don't upkeep, then it doesn't stay.
[00:24:43]  People will do the work.
[00:24:44]  That's on them.
[00:24:44]  Somebody's going to lose their eyes again.
[00:24:46]  That is true.
[00:24:46]  Mr. Beast picked the perfect thing.
[00:24:48]  You walk in there, so you're seeing again.
[00:24:50]  Can we do it for the deaf?
[00:24:51]  What does that mean?
[00:24:52]  Can we give sound to the deaf, hearing to the deaf?
[00:24:55]  Is that possible?
[00:24:56]  Cochlear implants.
[00:24:57]  Cochlear implants.
[00:24:58]  We do cochlear implants.
[00:24:59]  How much is that surgery though?
[00:25:00]  Hold on.
[00:25:01]  It's quite expensive.
[00:25:02]  And also, I think it's sort of hard.
[00:25:04]  Yeah, but how much is the vision one?
[00:25:06]  That's probably successful.
[00:25:07]  The vision show was like we'll give a shout out to anyone that's a doctor for cochlear implants.
[00:25:11]  Oh, we could do cochlear implants, and then every implant gets this podcast directly on it.
[00:25:15]  And we get to choose what they listen to.
[00:25:17]  And they only listen to our show.
[00:25:18]  Smart, smart spark.
[00:25:19]  That's a good idea.
[00:25:19]  So then it's bumping numbers, but also the sponsor for this?
[00:25:23]  Audible, audible.com.
[00:25:24]  What's up?
[00:25:24]  Help us.
[00:25:25]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:25:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:25:25]  And then we can control their implants in an anti-lobo.
[00:25:27]  You don't even, yeah, just get Sheld some credits.
[00:25:29]  Love Audible.
[00:25:31]  That's a good idea.
[00:25:32]  I like that.
[00:25:32]  Yeah, I definitely overestimated the amount of books I was going to be reading.
[00:25:37]  You signed me up for some extra shit.
[00:25:39]  I didn't even need, didn't give me no more credits.
[00:25:40]  Then I signed up for the whole year thinking I was just going to be blasting through books.
[00:25:44]  And nope.
[00:25:46]  Nope.
[00:25:46]  Your cochlear implants start to stop working.
[00:25:48]  They want nothing to do with it.
[00:25:50]  If it's not ancient civilization, I don't want to read about it.
[00:25:52]  I don't want to know anything.
[00:25:53]  What counts as ancient?
[00:25:54]  How old?
[00:25:55]  Younger drives.
[00:25:56]  Okay.
[00:25:57]  It's about 12,500 years.
[00:25:59]  Yeah, between 10 and 12,000 years ago, Younger Drives.
[00:26:01]  End of the ice age.
[00:26:02]  Is that a dragon?
[00:26:03]  Say again?
[00:26:03]  Is that a dragon?
[00:26:04]  No, it's not a dragon.
[00:26:06]  It's one of the most crazy things ever happened in humanity.
[00:26:11]  Hey, tell us about it.
[00:26:12]  Torrential downpours.
[00:26:13]  I mean, it was absolutely cataclysmic.
[00:26:16]  Yeah, it was absolutely cataclysmic.
[00:26:19]  You see, Al, you dress like me.
[00:26:20]  You're going to be watching shit like me too, too.
[00:26:21]  Wait, you're going to be very sick.
[00:26:23]  You're going to say it.
[00:26:23]  You're going to say it.
[00:26:24]  Atlanta, tomorrow's Patreon episode is so interesting, guys.
[00:26:28]  Two months.
[00:26:29]  Two months.
[00:26:31]  We're all having a good time.
[00:26:32]  We're all having a great time on that episode.
[00:26:34]  Al didn't see him there before.
[00:26:35]  He said four things the whole fucking time.
[00:26:37]  Son, and now you're trying to blame it on us.
[00:26:39]  That's why he works on us.
[00:26:40]  He worshipped energy for the first shit, but then the second shit, I'm like, I checked out.
[00:26:44]  Yeah, he got a sandwich midway and just fucking knocked him out.
[00:26:47]  Yeah, I did get the itis.
[00:26:49]  Yeah, it happens.
[00:26:50]  It's a real thing.
[00:26:51]  Yeah, come on.
[00:26:52]  Let's cure the itis.
[00:26:54]  Yeah, now you hit behind the racial thing.
[00:26:55]  We can't be like, yeah, we're racial.
[00:26:59]  Duck and move.
[00:27:00]  Duck and move.
[00:27:00]  What if what makes people feel really good?
[00:27:03]  Opiates.
[00:27:04]  Okay.
[00:27:05]  What if we start a pharmaceutical company and then we're able to just prescribe people opiates?
[00:27:08]  The moment we're talking about real things.
[00:27:11]  Why are you so Catholic all the time?
[00:27:13]  Yeah, no, we need that Catholicism.
[00:27:15]  That's the only thing that's holding him back.
[00:27:16]  This is literally a good idea.
[00:27:17]  Maniac.
[00:27:18]  Have you ever done an opiate?
[00:27:19]  Have you ever done an Oxy or something?
[00:27:20]  How good did you feel?
[00:27:21]  What if you could make everyone feel that good all the time?
[00:27:23]  I couldn't see anything going wrong with that situation.
[00:27:26]  I can't see a single thing potentially going on.
[00:27:29]  That's the front runner.
[00:27:30]  That's the front runner.
[00:27:30]  What's the average price of breast implants?
[00:27:33]  Oh, Jesus, Al.
[00:27:34]  Where they wouldn't put a bunch of flagrant tits?
[00:27:38]  Like, flagrant fat tits?
[00:27:40]  And then they can wear the heavy smirch and then be like, yo, those flagrant tits and heavy smirch.
[00:27:44]  Yeah, that's a decent idea.
[00:27:45]  You call it the, it's like the heavies foundation?
[00:27:48]  That's fire.
[00:27:50]  It's great.
[00:27:51]  And then years later, one of the tits just explodes.
[00:27:53]  Yo, come on.
[00:27:54]  Why are you doing that?
[00:27:54]  That's on you, though.
[00:27:55]  That's not.
[00:27:56]  Cover your implants.
[00:27:57]  That's what we should do.
[00:27:58]  Shut up.
[00:27:58]  That shit is whack.
[00:27:59]  The cockpit shit is whack.
[00:28:00]  It's not going to get emotional.
[00:28:02]  You know what I mean?
[00:28:02]  We need to.
[00:28:03]  Yes, it will.
[00:28:03]  No, it won't.
[00:28:04]  You haven't seen those videos?
[00:28:05]  Because they don't know how to talk to you.
[00:28:06]  They got videos of it already.
[00:28:07]  Get out of there.
[00:28:07]  Surgery's still dangerous and whatever.
[00:28:10]  Right?
[00:28:11]  Because they don't know how to pronounce shit just yet.
[00:28:12]  It's going to take a little bit.
[00:28:14]  Why are you so angry?
[00:28:15]  But what if we just made a joke?
[00:28:16]  Jesus.
[00:28:17]  I looked over.
[00:28:18]  Oh, you ruined my idea.
[00:28:19]  What if we dub it?
[00:28:21]  We could do a voiceover.
[00:28:22]  We could just do a voiceover of it.
[00:28:23]  Yeah.
[00:28:23]  So when they come out.
[00:28:24]  Dubover.
[00:28:25]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:28:25]  Yo, when they dub retards in movies in other languages, are they also retarded?
[00:28:30]  So, like, when they do the Spanish.
[00:28:32]  What's he doing in Gilbert Grave?
[00:28:33]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:28:37]  Gilbert, Gilboo, Japanese.
[00:28:41]  Gilberto.
[00:28:42]  Japanese.
[00:28:42]  Gilberto.

=== Miles Becomes a Different Guy (05:18) ===

[00:28:43]  Oh, go.
[00:28:44]  We don't have it.
[00:28:47]  Okay, how about Portuguese?
[00:28:48]  Portuguese, Portuguese.
[00:28:49]  It's just the same.
[00:28:52]  They can't make it more retarded.
[00:28:54]  He sounds super smart.
[00:28:56]  They can't make Portuguese more retarded.
[00:28:59]  Bro, that is a great job casting the disability people in other languages.
[00:29:04]  They interview him.
[00:29:05]  He's like, this is the role of a lifetime.
[00:29:06]  Yeah.
[00:29:06]  I've been prepared my whole life.
[00:29:08]  I want to see Gilbert Grape dubbed in a quiver.
[00:29:17]  Quiverto!
[00:29:18]  Mo fell downstairs again.
[00:29:22]  Oh my God.
[00:29:24]  Okay.
[00:29:24]  There's got to be a dub.
[00:29:25]  Listen, we really have to figure out something.
[00:29:27]  Matter of fact, yo, asshole army, just tell us some good causes out there.
[00:29:31]  Some good causes.
[00:29:32]  Beautiful causes that we should care about.
[00:29:34]  People are suffering from terminal illness every single year.
[00:29:36]  Kill them.
[00:29:37]  Yeah.
[00:29:37]  Yeah.
[00:29:38]  Euthanasia for everyone that wants that.
[00:29:40]  Yes.
[00:29:40]  Miles.
[00:29:41]  Miles.
[00:29:42]  That would cure it.
[00:29:43]  That would cure it, bro.
[00:29:43]  That would cure it.
[00:29:44]  That's dead ass what I thought.
[00:29:45]  That's what they want.
[00:29:46]  Is that what you're suggesting?
[00:29:47]  Free euthanasia for anyone that wants it.
[00:29:49]  We just go off them.
[00:29:50]  Is that what you think, Miles?
[00:29:51]  Miles has been awfully quiet since he was acting crazy.
[00:29:56]  No, no.
[00:29:57]  Andrew, no.
[00:29:59]  I told you, I can't do it.
[00:30:01]  Why do we hear?
[00:30:02]  Sir, an immigrant.
[00:30:04]  Yeah, immigrants.
[00:30:04]  I was trying to say, immigrants.
[00:30:06]  Say it again.
[00:30:07]  Can we reconnect a family, an immigrant family?
[00:30:09]  We are at that.
[00:30:10]  And look what fucking hat.
[00:30:12]  Listen, listen, listen, listen.
[00:30:14]  The point is, the point is, we need to get to the bottom of who Miles becomes as an alcoholic.
[00:30:23]  Because once Miles drinks, this man is totally crazy.
[00:30:29]  We just sing karaoke like David.
[00:30:31]  Yo, don't do this.
[00:30:32]  I'm going to edit all this out.
[00:30:33]  What did I do?
[00:30:34]  Bro, you might need to, the way that you operate.
[00:30:37]  What?
[00:30:37]  He's saying it don't.
[00:30:38]  See, Dub is saying, don't.
[00:30:39]  This makes it seem like why are you raising your hand like this?
[00:30:42]  I'm not going to do it.
[00:30:43]  Go in, go in, go in.
[00:30:44]  I'm not.
[00:30:44]  Listen, I don't even think it's appropriate to talk about the person that Miles becomes.
[00:30:49]  Miles becomes a different guy when he gets drunk.
[00:30:53]  There's a different, you know, this sweet, kind Miles, you know what I mean?
[00:30:57]  Like, all about the team and all about executing and doing everything the best of his ability.
[00:31:01]  He gets a couple drinks in him.
[00:31:03]  That's a Robert Baron.
[00:31:04]  What is, I don't even hear that.
[00:31:05]  Younger drift.
[00:31:06]  Yo, yo, yo.
[00:31:07]  Miles turns into a Robert Baron, young Rockefeller over there.
[00:31:11]  You want it all to yourself, don't you?
[00:31:14]  I do.
[00:31:17]  And also, Caille, a crazy thing that you don't remember at all is the funniest thing.
[00:31:22]  I also don't remember getting a flaming shot and then spitting on people.
[00:31:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:26]  Miles is retarded.
[00:31:28]  They bring shots for the whole one of the shots is on fire.
[00:31:31]  It's literally lit on.
[00:31:32]  Do you remember this?
[00:31:32]  Miles picks up the shot and he goes, Do I just drink this?
[00:31:36]  It's not even a shot.
[00:31:36]  It's a full cup, flaming.
[00:31:38]  It's so big.
[00:31:39]  And he's like, oh, I'm just going to drink it in one shot, just full jet fuel all over the fucking club.
[00:31:44]  The lady stops.
[00:31:44]  He's like, no, no, no, just blow it out.
[00:31:46]  He goes, oh, okay.
[00:31:47]  Gilberto, I'm going to blow it up.
[00:31:51]  Oh, deal, it's meo, Gilberto.
[00:31:53]  He fucking blows the shot and then sprays the whole room.
[00:31:56]  We're in a closet doing karaoke with fire and then sprays everyone like he's in a fucking hot dog.
[00:32:01]  And that wasn't even the thing that we can't talk about.
[00:32:03]  This guy's an animal, yo.
[00:32:04]  God son.
[00:32:05]  Your friends are animal, son.
[00:32:06]  You're not in a fraternity no more, Miles.
[00:32:08]  I don't know.
[00:32:10]  What do you think this is?
[00:32:11]  There's a reason.
[00:32:11]  Beta, beta, beta.
[00:32:12]  There's a reason why they're best friends, and that's why he's not drinking.
[00:32:15]  Because this boy gets a little crazy too on the song.
[00:32:19]  It did the worst thing in the world.
[00:32:21]  I don't know what it is.
[00:32:21]  I was homo shit.
[00:32:23]  I don't know.
[00:32:24]  Y'all saw hard-ass boys, yo.
[00:32:26]  Yeah.
[00:32:26]  Yo, Miles turns into Uncle Luke.
[00:32:29]  Yo, you can't talk.
[00:32:30]  Don't stop.
[00:32:32]  Uncle Luke.
[00:32:33]  Don't talk.
[00:32:34]  Yo, he was Uncle Luke that day.
[00:32:41]  Yo, you were, yo, I don't know this guy.
[00:32:44]  We can't take Miles with us tomorrow, bro.
[00:32:46]  You could have shot up like a 90s music video tomorrow.
[00:32:49]  We can't take Miles with us no more, bro.
[00:32:51]  I feel like I burning someone on the way home and don't remember.
[00:32:53]  That's a good time.
[00:32:54]  That's the crazy thing.
[00:32:55]  But it's a good time until it passes the threshold.
[00:32:58]  Yeah.
[00:32:59]  Believe that drums out.
[00:33:00]  What?
[00:33:01]  That wasn't even that drunk for you.
[00:33:03]  Yeah, I don't.
[00:33:04]  Yeah, I remember the whole night.
[00:33:05]  But you don't even remember.
[00:33:06]  You don't remember the whole night.
[00:33:07]  Obviously not.
[00:33:08]  That's what I'm trying to get at.
[00:33:09]  So you were very drunk.
[00:33:10]  So there was like something that I did in passing that I was just like, oh, this is a normal hat.
[00:33:14]  You have the voice he's using right now.
[00:33:15]  Oh, something like that in the past.
[00:33:16]  That's not how he was talking, bro.
[00:33:18]  He was slick talking.
[00:33:20]  He was swagged out, making fun of everybody, making fun of Dove crazy.
[00:33:25]  That's why Dove keeps waving it off.
[00:33:27]  You remember he was making fun of Doug?
[00:33:29]  Doug.
[00:33:29]  Jesus Christ.
[00:33:30]  Dove, what were y'all doing?
[00:33:32]  It was something.
[00:33:32]  Remember, you were singing?
[00:33:35]  We would just jump in with a random song.
[00:33:36]  But it was to Dove.
[00:33:38]  Oh.
[00:33:39]  Me and Shifty were having a little fun on the microphone.
[00:33:42]  No, yeah, bro.
[00:33:43]  That was a little fun.
[00:33:44]  Yeah, yeah, that was sex.
[00:33:46]  You were doing sex words, though.
[00:33:48]  Yeah, to dub.
[00:33:48]  We were dirty talking to the microphone.
[00:33:51]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:33:51]  What were you saying?
[00:33:52]  Dove.
[00:33:53]  I can't do the voice.
[00:33:54]  Split me like it's real college.
[00:33:56]  You were saying crazy shit.
[00:33:58]  Give me that boy, Cock.

=== Dirty Talking on the Mic (14:46) ===

[00:34:01]  Right.
[00:34:02]  Yeah, we were dirty.
[00:34:04]  Yo, that's another thing.
[00:34:05]  You, when you're drunk, you're a horny guy, bro.
[00:34:07]  No, I'm not.
[00:34:08]  No, no.
[00:34:08]  Nah, yeah.
[00:34:09]  You trying to smash butt cheeks, bro?
[00:34:12]  No, I didn't.
[00:34:13]  I was home asleep in bed alone.
[00:34:14]  When you get drunk, bro, you are a horny guy.
[00:34:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:34:18]  I didn't know you were that horny.
[00:34:20]  No cheeks are safe, bro.
[00:34:21]  None.
[00:34:21]  No cheeks.
[00:34:22]  That's not fucking what I said.
[00:34:24]  No, I did everything right.
[00:34:25]  I was homelessly.
[00:34:26]  I turned him around.
[00:34:27]  Hey, there's just some cheeks.
[00:34:28]  It's cheeks.
[00:34:28]  Jeez's cheeks.
[00:34:29]  Cheeks is cheeks is cheeks.
[00:34:31]  Cheeks is cheeks is cheeks.
[00:34:33]  Cheeks is cheeks.
[00:34:34]  Cheeks is cheeks is cheeks, man.
[00:34:36]  All I'm saying is about the chicken.
[00:34:37]  I can't stop doing it, though.
[00:34:38]  Yeah, we gotta chill.
[00:34:38]  You see Miles out at the bar, though, and he's a little sauced up.
[00:34:41]  Just no.
[00:34:42]  Don't turn around.
[00:34:43]  Don't turn around.
[00:34:45]  I want to get out, baby.
[00:34:48]  Don't turn around.
[00:34:49]  I don't want to make him cry.
[00:34:52]  Don't walk away.
[00:34:54]  Also, can we talk about the Super Bowl?
[00:34:57]  I think we need to.
[00:34:59]  Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
[00:34:59]  Not that.
[00:35:00]  But like the teams that are fucking that made it.
[00:35:02]  Chiefs, Eagles.
[00:35:04]  What are we thinking?
[00:35:05]  I hate to say this, man.
[00:35:07]  Patrick Mahomes, I did not think he would recover as quick as he did.
[00:35:10]  He played a good game against the Bengals.
[00:35:12]  The ankle injury looked a little wild.
[00:35:14]  And it's a high ankle sprain, which normally is like a Liz Frank, bro.
[00:35:17]  No, that's a different thing.
[00:35:18]  What I got, I can't believe I recovered.
[00:35:20]  I like Patrick Mahomes.
[00:35:22]  He's the same guy.
[00:35:23]  Same.
[00:35:24]  A high ankle sprain uses like six to eight weeks, super, like it just eats away.
[00:35:27]  Like, just, it's a nagging injury.
[00:35:29]  Yeah.
[00:35:29]  But he played pretty well against the Chiefs and they're the Bengals and they won.
[00:35:34]  They got a couple of calls that were dicey, but they won.
[00:35:36]  He played well.
[00:35:37]  If he recovers, maybe they could beat the Eagles.
[00:35:39]  But if he's not fully recovered, I don't think they beat the Eagles.
[00:35:43]  I hate saying that.
[00:35:43]  Based on how he played, though, based on how he played, he wouldn't beat the Eagles.
[00:35:47]  He needs to be more healed than that.
[00:35:49]  He still had a good game.
[00:35:50]  But the Eagles, you know, they say styles make fights for boxing.
[00:35:53]  Yeah.
[00:35:53]  Same for every sport, basically.
[00:35:55]  Yeah.
[00:35:55]  But in football, if you have a really good defensive line, that can fuck up any quarterback.
[00:36:00]  That's why Brady lost to the Giants and the Eagles.
[00:36:02]  That defensive line was crazy, dude.
[00:36:04]  And their defensive line was legitimately, it's one of the best ever.
[00:36:07]  The Eagles defensive line.
[00:36:08]  They remind me of the fucking Giants.
[00:36:09]  Remember the Giants back in the day when they would just rush three dudes when the Giants won their Super Bowl.
[00:36:14]  There were four dudes, but they wouldn't blitz.
[00:36:15]  They don't need to blitz.
[00:36:16]  These four are going to get, and then we'll hang everybody back in cover.
[00:36:19]  And the Eagles have, and they have a really good offensive line.
[00:36:23]  So Jalen Hurt's going to have all kinds of time.
[00:36:26]  He's a good quarterback.
[00:36:27]  He's not as good as Mahomes.
[00:36:28]  But if you give him time and Mahomes doesn't have time, impress me, bro.
[00:36:31]  It's a lot.
[00:36:32]  Composure.
[00:36:33]  The guy's a fucking hero, man.
[00:36:34]  He's just got like a great mentality, and I hate giving the Eagles credit.
[00:36:37]  My wife was literally singing the fucking Eagles stupid fight song on the couch in my face as they're winning.
[00:36:44]  Yo, I think at a certain point in time, we just gonna need to just give it up for Philadelphia.
[00:36:49]  Like it was cool to maybe hate on the fans and call them, you know, trash and call them these things.
[00:36:55]  They're the most dedicated, supportive, in love with their team fans.
[00:37:00]  Every sport.
[00:37:01]  And every single sport.
[00:37:02]  And they do have success.
[00:37:03]  It's not like the Eagles haven't had success.
[00:37:05]  No, they've been very good.
[00:37:06]  And they still ride like they haven't won a single championship.
[00:37:08]  Yeah.
[00:37:09]  I thought the first Super Bowl would calm them down.
[00:37:11]  It did not.
[00:37:12]  Not even crazier.
[00:37:13]  Not at all.
[00:37:14]  They ride for every sport in the league.
[00:37:15]  The Eagles they fucking ride for.
[00:37:17]  Oh, they deserve it.
[00:37:17]  Best fans.
[00:37:18]  But they don't deserve it.
[00:37:19]  Best fans in sports.
[00:37:21]  It's good that they get the respect.
[00:37:22]  And I like that New York is respecting them too, you know, by like bending over and making the Empire State Building.
[00:37:26]  Yo, yo.
[00:37:26]  Yo, son, that was fucking embarrassing.
[00:37:28]  You're y'all.
[00:37:30]  For y'all.
[00:37:30]  I'm sorry.
[00:37:31]  You left it.
[00:37:31]  I think it's cool that one.
[00:37:32]  No, you know.
[00:37:34]  Yo, that's embarrassing.
[00:37:36]  You said that you need to give it up for the fans, and I agree.
[00:37:37]  I'm glad we gave it up.
[00:37:39]  I'm glad your whole city gave it up.
[00:37:41]  Your city just busted wide open.
[00:37:43]  You gave up the cheats, yo.
[00:37:44]  You just let Philly take it like it was miles, dude.
[00:37:47]  Son.
[00:37:51]  God damn, mom.
[00:37:52]  Jesus.
[00:37:54]  Miles, come on, Miles.
[00:37:55]  Back it up, ma.
[00:37:57]  You told him you could end on Rome for three years.
[00:37:59]  Miles was a fucking animal.
[00:38:00]  He goes up to this girl.
[00:38:01]  He goes up to this girl, some European-ass girl.
[00:38:04]  He goes, hey, my name's Miles.
[00:38:06]  Or as you would say, kilometers.
[00:38:12]  Whatever I did bad, I'll take that, though.
[00:38:14]  Yeah, you did.
[00:38:15]  No, I didn't.
[00:38:16]  There's no way I'm not that fucking dude.
[00:38:17]  You say I'm kilometers, D.R.
[00:38:19]  No.
[00:38:20]  I don't know what I did that night, but if it was that lame, I'm fucking it.
[00:38:24]  Yeah, he showed me with the fat ass, and then he put on juvenile, back that ass up, son.
[00:38:28]  So now I like that movie.
[00:38:30]  Jesus.
[00:38:31]  That was a good movie.
[00:38:31]  Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl?
[00:38:33]  Okay, listen.
[00:38:34]  I don't know.
[00:38:35]  I think you were saying something fucked up about Philly just like you and your whole city.
[00:38:41]  That was embarrassing.
[00:38:42]  Listen, but New York is a global city.
[00:38:43]  It's a little different than where you guys are from.
[00:38:45]  But look, obviously you guys, you know, support your own little local things.
[00:38:48]  Yeah.
[00:38:49]  New York is a global city.
[00:38:50]  So we acknowledge what's happening in the globe.
[00:38:52]  It's not the happiest place on earth, but it's global.
[00:38:54]  It's not the happiest place on earth.
[00:38:56]  But it's global.
[00:38:56]  It's not Dallas, whatever y'all are known for.
[00:38:58]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:38:58]  Okay, but it's New York.
[00:39:00]  And we have to acknowledge the happenings of the world.
[00:39:02]  We have to do that.
[00:39:03]  Now, was it dumb?
[00:39:04]  Yes.
[00:39:05]  Are New Yorkers upset about it?
[00:39:06]  Yes.
[00:39:06]  It was stupid.
[00:39:07]  It's probably some motherfucker from outside New York.
[00:39:09]  But also, it's not like the Empire State Building is like the most iconic building in New York.
[00:39:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:39:13]  It's just, it's not like it rat, like you think in New York and you think of the Empire State Building.
[00:39:17]  It's not like that.
[00:39:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:39:18]  I don't know.
[00:39:19]  The Empire State Building is just a building.
[00:39:20]  Nobody here cares about it.
[00:39:21]  They don't identify with it.
[00:39:23]  I'm too triggered to understand.
[00:39:24]  Sorry, I don't know if you're doing this.
[00:39:26]  I don't know if that's how you do it.
[00:39:28]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:39:28]  No one cares about this.
[00:39:29]  So it doesn't matter if they have Eagles colors and they support the Rio Defense.
[00:39:32]  The team that knocked you out of the playoffs seven days before, eight days before.
[00:39:36]  That's fine.
[00:39:36]  Don't worry about it.
[00:39:38]  Cowboys, bro.
[00:39:38]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:39:39]  Oh, they're terrible.
[00:39:40]  They're terrible.
[00:39:41]  They're lost.
[00:39:41]  They're as good as the Giants.
[00:39:42]  They're terrible.
[00:39:43]  At Cosh, what's up?
[00:39:44]  Empire State of Mind?
[00:39:45]  Like, there's a lot of things around that.
[00:39:46]  Oh, what is the state slogan?
[00:39:48]  Empire State.
[00:39:50]  State of mind.
[00:39:50]  Sunshine State.
[00:39:51]  No, it's not Sunshine.
[00:39:52]  These motherfuckers.
[00:39:53]  What's going on, yo?
[00:39:54]  What's these motherfuckers?
[00:39:56]  Y'all are cucks.
[00:39:57]  What do you mean?
[00:39:58]  We're cucks.
[00:39:59]  You're cucks.
[00:39:59]  New York City's.
[00:40:00]  Yo, no.
[00:40:00]  Hey, it evolves with the times.
[00:40:01]  Oh, I'm from Texas on my own country.
[00:40:03]  No, you're not.
[00:40:05]  Bend over.
[00:40:07]  Give me that oil.
[00:40:08]  Hey, snatch your oil.
[00:40:10]  We can't put them in all the fucking Eagles colors.
[00:40:11]  We do nothing.
[00:40:12]  We sell it to you.
[00:40:13]  We sell it to you.
[00:40:14]  You about to get two inches of salt.
[00:40:17]  What you talking about ain't no sales count.
[00:40:19]  I get discounts.
[00:40:20]  Don't they pay for oil out there in France at $50 a gallon?
[00:40:23]  New Yorkers like, give me that shit.
[00:40:25]  Also, do nothing.
[00:40:26]  Y'all pay more than us for the Confederate flag, bro.
[00:40:28]  That's like, that's Georgia.
[00:40:30]  That's Georgia.
[00:40:31]  Don't do Texas.
[00:40:31]  Loser.
[00:40:32]  South Georgia don't do Texas.
[00:40:33]  Loser.
[00:40:33]  South Carolina.
[00:40:34]  All these flags y'all got down there.
[00:40:35]  Yo, talk to Charlamagne about that.
[00:40:37]  The flags y'all got.
[00:40:38]  Yo, why are you talking?
[00:40:39]  It's Florida.
[00:40:41]  Like, y'all don't got racist.
[00:40:42]  What do they got?
[00:40:43]  Whose side are you on?
[00:40:44]  There's no racism.
[00:40:44]  No, no, no.
[00:40:45]  You play both sides.
[00:40:46]  He doesn't have a fucking side of the business.
[00:40:47]  You play both sides.
[00:40:47]  He don't got a side.
[00:40:48]  Don't ever think he's supporting you.
[00:40:50]  Let's go over what you got.
[00:40:51]  You don't want to rep method.
[00:40:54]  Confederate?
[00:40:55]  Whoa, Confederate?
[00:40:57]  Confederate.
[00:40:57]  No, you got to be aware of that.
[00:40:58]  I don't know.
[00:40:59]  We're our own.
[00:41:00]  We're our own.
[00:41:00]  And then maybe you acknowledge.
[00:41:02]  We're our own.
[00:41:02]  What's your own?
[00:41:03]  We're our own country.
[00:41:03]  No south, no north.
[00:41:04]  We're our own country.
[00:41:05]  Wow.
[00:41:05]  How you, your own country?
[00:41:06]  Hey, we're Texas, baby.
[00:41:08]  What does that even mean?
[00:41:09]  It's such a bad thing.
[00:41:10]  They got one star, son.
[00:41:12]  That's all you need.
[00:41:12]  50.
[00:41:13]  That's all you need.
[00:41:14]  Catch up.
[00:41:15]  That's America.
[00:41:15]  Shut up.
[00:41:16]  New York is a bad thing.
[00:41:17]  Your own country, right?
[00:41:18]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:41:19]  One star.
[00:41:20]  You do what's a little country.
[00:41:21]  You do what you're told, bro.
[00:41:23]  If we say get some abortions, you know what's happening?
[00:41:26]  Babies getting slurped.
[00:41:28]  Has it happened yet?
[00:41:28]  Yep.
[00:41:29]  Babies are getting slurped.
[00:41:32]  It hadn't happened.
[00:41:32]  I don't care if that governor rolling around saying they're not.
[00:41:35]  They all are slurped.
[00:41:36]  Y'all are cut.
[00:41:39]  I don't understand what that means.
[00:41:41]  That means them babies getting slurped.
[00:41:43]  I don't know which side of this on.
[00:41:44]  I don't know.
[00:41:45]  At this point, I don't know.
[00:41:46]  It don't matter.
[00:41:47]  I don't talk shit about New York.
[00:41:49]  Y'all are cut.
[00:41:49]  Okay?
[00:41:50]  Fuck you.
[00:41:51]  What did I do?
[00:41:51]  Y'all look like that?
[00:41:53]  Yeah.
[00:41:53]  That fucking blue cheese sweater.
[00:41:56]  Son, they about to get two inches of snow.
[00:41:58]  That whole shit's going to shirt turned out.
[00:41:59]  You look like blue cheese.
[00:42:02]  The way you said that shit in Lost.
[00:42:04]  He said, with your fucking blue cheese sweater.
[00:42:07]  Oh, I missed that.
[00:42:09]  He did look like blue cheese.
[00:42:11]  Okay?
[00:42:12]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:42:12]  Two inches of snow, your old shit shuts down.
[00:42:14]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:42:15]  Yeah, we got to see.
[00:42:16]  Snowies are icy.
[00:42:17]  And we're not used to snow because we're from a good state.
[00:42:20]  What does that mean?
[00:42:20]  You guys are used to it because your state sucks.
[00:42:22]  No, you're not going to chip in, motherfuckers.
[00:42:24]  I'm not going to shoot.
[00:42:25]  I've been trying.
[00:42:26]  I'm just going to shoot.
[00:42:26]  Your boy was shooting at me.
[00:42:27]  I don't know who I'm shooting at.
[00:42:28]  Which who I'm shooting at.
[00:42:29]  Shooting at.
[00:42:29]  I've been asleep behind the glasses for an hour.
[00:42:31]  Spray, my cheeks.
[00:42:33]  You know what I mean?
[00:42:34]  That's sale.
[00:42:35]  You can't speak.
[00:42:36]  Because your state got no guns.
[00:42:37]  You dubbed.
[00:42:38]  Fuck him.
[00:42:39]  Y'all can't spray you gunless cucks.
[00:42:42]  Ain't no guns.
[00:42:43]  We all got guns.
[00:42:43]  I'll give you that.
[00:42:44]  Yeah.
[00:42:44]  Cucks.
[00:42:45]  But outside of that, y'all the biggest cucks because y'all got guns and you let us cuck you.
[00:42:48]  You let a bunch of states with no guns tell you what to do.
[00:42:51]  When y'all cuck us.
[00:42:52]  That shit is super.
[00:42:54]  That is.
[00:42:56]  That is.
[00:42:56]  That's our super cuz.
[00:42:57]  Y'all got all the guns and you still do what we tell you.
[00:42:59]  When y'all cuck us.
[00:43:00]  Crazy.
[00:43:00]  When y'all cuck us.
[00:43:01]  Damn, bro.
[00:43:02]  When y'all cuck us.
[00:43:04]  When you still in the country?
[00:43:05]  Yup.
[00:43:05]  You still part of the country.
[00:43:06]  You got all the guns.
[00:43:07]  We got nothing.
[00:43:08]  I don't want to do, bro.
[00:43:09]  Exactly.
[00:43:09]  You do what we tell you.
[00:43:10]  We don't pay taxes.
[00:43:11]  We got hate.
[00:43:12]  You pay our federal rates.
[00:43:13]  You do pay our federal taxes.
[00:43:14]  Our federal rates.
[00:43:15]  Pay my shit.
[00:43:15]  All right.
[00:43:16]  Fuck, you pay me.
[00:43:19]  That's not New York.
[00:43:20]  That's not New York.
[00:43:20]  Our country.
[00:43:21]  New York.
[00:43:21]  It's our country.
[00:43:22]  New York got its own taxes, still broke.
[00:43:24]  Still got nothing.
[00:43:25]  Shit, schools.
[00:43:26]  You still got dirt.
[00:43:28]  Shit, weather.
[00:43:29]  Yeah, you got.
[00:43:29]  We got dirt roads.
[00:43:30]  You got your road somewhere.
[00:43:32]  You don't know nothing about nothing.
[00:43:33]  Somewhere.
[00:43:34]  Somewhere.
[00:43:34]  Somewhere because it's a big state.
[00:43:36]  You can't even stop people from sneaking in.
[00:43:39]  Nobody trying to sneak in in New York.
[00:43:41]  No.
[00:43:42]  What?
[00:43:42]  Nobody trying to sneak in in New York.
[00:43:44]  All right.
[00:43:44]  Shut up.
[00:43:45]  That don't even make sense.
[00:43:46]  Everybody's trying to survive.
[00:43:47]  Everybody trying to see.
[00:43:48]  New York, you here, dumbass.
[00:43:52]  Let me check your papers.
[00:43:53]  Yeah, so we might have to check in, bro.
[00:43:55]  Let me check your paper.
[00:43:56]  You look at it.
[00:44:00]  If you start going to send us back down south, I'm with it.
[00:44:03]  Send us down south.
[00:44:05]  Shit.
[00:44:05]  Send who?
[00:44:06]  What's that big thing that Mexican did, man?
[00:44:08]  Poncho.
[00:44:09]  You looking like a poncho right now.
[00:44:12]  That was good.
[00:44:13]  Cut right before you.
[00:44:13]  Cut right before you.
[00:44:14]  Cut right before the side.
[00:44:15]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:44:16]  The phone off, leave this part in so we know Dave.
[00:44:20]  And we're back.
[00:44:21]  And we're back.
[00:44:22]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:44:23]  You look like my dick.
[00:44:24]  Damn, dude, they got me.
[00:44:26]  But for real.
[00:44:27]  All right.
[00:44:27]  Listen, can we get back?
[00:44:29]  Yeah, shout out to the Eagles.
[00:44:30]  And thanks for wearing their colors, man.
[00:44:32]  All I gotta say is if you're gambling on the motherfucking Super Bowl, fuck you, Mark.
[00:44:36]  If you gamble on the Super Bowl, you go do that shit on betonline.ag.
[00:44:39]  Yeah.
[00:44:40]  Okay.
[00:44:40]  Use the promo code Flagrant.
[00:44:41]  They're gonna match 50% of that initial deposit bonus up to $1,000.
[00:44:45]  You put it in a G, you're getting $500 to gamble, but you already know who's gonna win.
[00:44:48]  You already won.
[00:44:49]  And then good advice, whatever Akash says, do the opposite of whatever he picked.
[00:44:53]  Because so far, a few people have damned they've been like, bro, I don't know anything about football.
[00:44:56]  I took Akash's picks and it didn't work out.
[00:44:59]  I don't know.
[00:44:59]  I heard some kid from Europe being like, I spent my last check.
[00:45:02]  It's fucking a stimulus.
[00:45:04]  I lost everything.
[00:45:05]  Even if you listen to me, dummy.
[00:45:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:45:07]  I said Philly would cover, and Mahomes healed the fuck out of it.
[00:45:10]  I don't know how he did that that fast.
[00:45:12]  That's on me.
[00:45:12]  Come on.
[00:45:13]  But I didn't know the man was going to heal like a fucking Wolverine.
[00:45:15]  Come on, bro.
[00:45:16]  Come on.
[00:45:16]  People are relying on you.
[00:45:17]  They're relying on you, bro.
[00:45:19]  What's the line for the next game?
[00:45:21]  I'm going to bet on his next game.
[00:45:22]  I'm going to take my whole ass initial deposit on this next game.
[00:45:25]  Not the money that I put in.
[00:45:26]  But the initial deposit, I'm going to bet on the Super Bowl.
[00:45:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:45:29]  What do you do for the Super Bowl?
[00:45:30]  Like, now I'm so curious.
[00:45:32]  What's the line for this?
[00:45:32]  Because I'm going to do the opposite of what you do.
[00:45:34]  Let me know the line.
[00:45:35]  Look up the line for the next game.
[00:45:36]  Okay.
[00:45:36]  Son, so much effort was made into making this hoodie look awful, son.
[00:45:41]  Son, the amount of effort.
[00:45:43]  Son, each one of these little frilly things got to get cut to make it look awful.
[00:45:47]  This is fire.
[00:45:48]  Think about how many hours was put in.
[00:45:50]  The best is that Akash only wears shit from people he knows.
[00:45:52]  So, like, some guy that he knows spent a lot of time to make this.
[00:45:56]  Look at this.
[00:45:57]  We need a family.
[00:45:58]  Do better.
[00:45:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:45:59]  Do better so you can really.
[00:46:01]  First of all, work.
[00:46:02]  Al first thing you see said, that shit is fire.
[00:46:04]  That shit look like a Swiffer.
[00:46:08]  Bro, where'd you get this?
[00:46:09]  I'm just going to drag you across the floor.
[00:46:12]  Shout him out now.
[00:46:12]  Let's go.
[00:46:13]  I want someone that said it to you.
[00:46:14]  Shout out this guy.
[00:46:15]  We need to shout down.
[00:46:16]  He's going to do better.
[00:46:17]  He's going to do better.
[00:46:17]  I'm not going to shout him out now.
[00:46:18]  Shout him out.
[00:46:19]  Shout him out.
[00:46:19]  No, it's a good Pakistani designer.
[00:46:22]  So blaze away, my friend.
[00:46:24]  I'm going to bring my car through it here.
[00:46:25]  You did this fucking car wash with them shit.
[00:46:28]  Look at it.
[00:46:29]  The Swiffer was the best.
[00:46:30]  I know, I know.
[00:46:30]  I like that.
[00:46:32]  I was pretty good, too.
[00:46:33]  We shoot.
[00:46:34]  We shoot it.
[00:46:34]  We shoot it.
[00:46:35]  I'm back, man.
[00:46:36]  We shoot it.
[00:46:36]  We shoot it.
[00:46:37]  Okay.
[00:46:38]  We're going to come back to you, but this is crazy.
[00:46:39]  There's so many different things going on.
[00:46:41]  What's the motivation with that?
[00:46:42]  Son, just look.
[00:46:43]  I don't know what the motivation is.
[00:46:44]  You just look fresh as fuck.
[00:46:46]  But like, why?
[00:46:48]  What do you mean why?
[00:46:49]  Because that's what I do.
[00:46:50]  I look fresh as fuck all the time.
[00:46:51]  That's who I am.
[00:46:52]  I am fashion.
[00:46:53]  You know what I mean?
[00:46:53]  If there's one thing we learned about me, I am fashion.
[00:46:56]  I like this way of handling it.
[00:46:58]  I like the way you go on about it.
[00:46:59]  Okay, what's the line?
[00:47:03]  Eagles by two, right?
[00:47:04]  I don't really know how this works.
[00:47:06]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:47:08]  Why don't you just go to the website that's the same thing?
[00:47:09]  That's my whole website.
[00:47:11]  I thought it was all the same line.
[00:47:12]  This is truly unbelievable.
[00:47:15]  This motherfucker went to the competition website to find the line.
[00:47:20]  Holy shit.
[00:47:21]  Can I be honest?
[00:47:21]  I don't know how lines work.
[00:47:23]  We know.
[00:47:25]  We know, Marshall.
[00:47:26]  I've been to this website before.
[00:47:28]  I understand how it works.
[00:47:29]  I'm going to run that.
[00:47:30]  What is this, dude?
[00:47:33]  What did you say?
[00:47:35]  I said it's like a hit or choke.
[00:47:38]  Nobody heard it.
[00:47:41]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:47:42]  I'm saying organically.
[00:47:43]  Yeah.
[00:47:43]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:47:46]  I was just starting it.
[00:47:47]  It is him.
[00:47:48]  I'll be like, I'm going to run that back.
[00:47:50]  Oh, shit.
[00:47:51]  I thought my fucking guy was a rat.
[00:47:55]  I thought that shit was a rat, bro.
[00:47:56]  Don't get it.
[00:47:57]  Get it.
[00:47:57]  Stop it.
[00:47:59]  All right.
[00:47:59]  Come on.
[00:48:00]  Let's go.
[00:48:01]  Damn, this stuff is tough, bro.
[00:48:03]  God, dude, I scared the shit out of me.
[00:48:04]  I was like, was that what chewed through Akash's hoodie?
[00:48:08]  Oh, fuck.
[00:48:13]  The setup and the bill for that one was good, bro.
[00:48:17]  That was good.
[00:48:18]  Hold on, we got to adjust.
[00:48:19]  That was fucking good.
[00:48:21]  Please just tell us his name because we got to go to his website.
[00:48:23]  It's called Rasta.
[00:48:24]  What?
[00:48:24]  R-A-S-C-S.
[00:48:25]  Edward Scissor.
[00:48:26]  What?
[00:48:26]  Rasta?
[00:48:27]  Like, Rasta?
[00:48:28]  No, Rasta means like the way.
[00:48:30]  Yeah, let's say we had to be on the list today.
[00:48:32]  I think it was a ton of deadline anyway.
[00:48:33]  I think fundamentally we're going to be able to do it.
[00:48:34]  T-A-H, go to that.
[00:48:37]  Why not?
[00:48:37]  No, trust me.
[00:48:39]  All good energy.
[00:48:40]  I mean, all good attention is good attention.
[00:48:45]  What AI?
[00:48:46]  Yo, what do they say?

=== Rasta Means The Way (03:34) ===

[00:48:48]  What is the phrase?
[00:48:49]  Honestly, you got it, bro.
[00:48:50]  All publicity is good publicity.
[00:48:52]  You can't get fooled again.
[00:48:53]  All right.
[00:48:53]  Let's check it out.
[00:48:55]  Fucking snow clobe ass motherfucker.
[00:48:59]  This stuff is pretty cool.
[00:49:00]  I don't know.
[00:49:01]  You haven't gone to anything yet.
[00:49:02]  It looks nice to me.
[00:49:04]  Oh.
[00:49:06]  He got some decent pieces.
[00:49:07]  He got some good pieces.
[00:49:08]  Okay.
[00:49:10]  I wish he sent you that.
[00:49:11]  Oh, some wild pieces.
[00:49:12]  Oh, man.
[00:49:12]  We would have had like 10 more minutes.
[00:49:15]  Son, you got to only dress in Rasta from now on.
[00:49:17]  I'm with it.
[00:49:18]  Send me shit.
[00:49:19]  Bro, the where the wild things are, that's fire.
[00:49:22]  Son, that shit is fire.
[00:49:26]  Oh, no, he got pieces.
[00:49:28]  He got pieces.
[00:49:28]  These sweats look sick.
[00:49:30]  I like that.
[00:49:31]  Why do you think he got some joints?
[00:49:34]  Did you ask for this one specifically?
[00:49:35]  Nah, he be sending me sweats.
[00:49:36]  But still, send him the right size.
[00:49:38]  He's still with this like.
[00:49:39]  Come on, Akas.
[00:49:43]  I'm going to refund the free sweatshirt.
[00:49:45]  I'm exchanging it.
[00:49:46]  Max for the right size.
[00:49:48]  Come on, man.
[00:49:49]  Come on.
[00:49:51]  So, like, Joe Biden.
[00:49:53]  Come on.
[00:49:54]  Come on.
[00:49:54]  I was earnest there.
[00:49:55]  I really was because I watched him look flying.
[00:49:57]  Come on.
[00:49:59]  Your pants ain't the right size.
[00:50:01]  We used them all our coats of socks.
[00:50:04]  We used them all in.
[00:50:05]  I had two years of your shoulders.
[00:50:06]  Yeah, we used stuff.
[00:50:07]  Where the fuck do you find the line, bro?
[00:50:08]  It's like, I'm being honest.
[00:50:10]  I don't know if they found it out yet.
[00:50:12]  I don't think they put it out.
[00:50:14]  They haven't put it out yet.
[00:50:14]  I don't think they've published the fucking game as a habit.
[00:50:17]  I'm going to score the money line.
[00:50:20]  Look at his face.
[00:50:21]  Do that stupid face.
[00:50:22]  That was so stupid.
[00:50:27]  I don't know exactly what it is.
[00:50:29]  Okay, listen.
[00:50:29]  While we go get that, you already know where to go.
[00:50:31]  Promo code is flagrant.
[00:50:33]  Sell.ag.
[00:50:36]  Okay, well, what is even the one?
[00:50:38]  Eagles by one.
[00:50:39]  They're going to win more than one.
[00:50:41]  Yeah, Eagles by one.
[00:50:42]  Wow.
[00:50:43]  If Mahomes heals, then I think the Chiefs might win, but right now.
[00:50:47]  Pick a team, bro.
[00:50:48]  I'm picking Eagles right now.
[00:50:49]  I'm going Chiefs.
[00:50:50]  Let's go, Mahomes.
[00:50:51]  Okay, can I ask a question?
[00:50:52]  This might be dumb, but it's a football question.
[00:50:54]  It's not about your shirt.
[00:50:55]  I swear to God, my life.
[00:50:57]  Is it an advantage for the Chiefs that they have great tight end play when you have a strong defensive line when you're going up?
[00:51:02]  Because there are options for you to get the ball out quickly.
[00:51:04]  Yeah, it is.
[00:51:05]  But if you remember the Super Bowl they lost to the Bucs, that was the main issue.
[00:51:09]  Is Mahomes could not fucking throw the ball.
[00:51:12]  He didn't have time to throw the ball.
[00:51:13]  Everybody just kept coming at him.
[00:51:15]  Now, the offensive line of the Chiefs isn't as beat up as it was back then, but the defensive line of the Eagles is better.
[00:51:21]  And I think unless Mahomes is 100%, that's going to be, it's just going to be too much.
[00:51:26]  Because if he can run around and create, like, evade sacks and create time, he can find guys downfield, whatever, I think they could win.
[00:51:31]  But that's the other thing is like, is their offense a little less downfield because they no longer have that deep, deep threat?
[00:51:38]  Like Tyreek Hill is just like, yo, he's putting on a gas and he's gone.
[00:51:41]  Now he's no longer on the team.
[00:51:42]  So have they changed the offense a little bit?
[00:51:44]  Yeah, they have.
[00:51:45]  They've adjusted because you don't.
[00:51:46]  I don't need five seconds if I'm not going to throw the ball that deep.
[00:51:49]  Exactly.
[00:51:49]  It's quick plays.
[00:51:50]  So, yeah, I do think that will make a difference.
[00:51:52]  I just also think Mahomes being able to run around will buy would buy time if he's healthy.
[00:51:58]  And he healed crazy quick one week.
[00:52:00]  So maybe two weeks, even with this game, is going to be enough.
[00:52:03]  But again, he would be just like defying all the odds because you're not supposed to heal that quickly.
[00:52:08]  Philly's taking that shit, bro.
[00:52:10]  It's easy.
[00:52:10]  They have, I hate saying this, they have the best roster in the league.
[00:52:13]  Their fucking run game is fucking crazy.
[00:52:15]  Their run game is crazy.
[00:52:16]  Offensive line, crazy.
[00:52:17]  Defensive line, crazy.
[00:52:18]  And that's what they always say: you win games.
[00:52:20]  And you got a good quarterback.
[00:52:21]  He's not as good as Mahomes, but he's good.

=== Quick Plays and Mahomes (02:46) ===

[00:52:23]  It's Phoenix.
[00:52:24]  That's where the game is.
[00:52:26]  Yes, Tempe.
[00:52:26]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:52:27]  You're a Tempe.
[00:52:27]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:52:28]  That'd be fun, especially going out there like now.
[00:52:32]  Like Arizona is fire now.
[00:52:34]  Yeah.
[00:52:34]  Like going for the trip, going to the Super Bowl.
[00:52:36]  There's certain places where, and that's a party time.
[00:52:38]  Like that whole weekend is going to be since it's crazy.
[00:52:41]  It's in Tempe.
[00:52:42]  Yeah.
[00:52:42]  Should absolutely go.
[00:52:43]  Super Bowl's always in a nice place usually.
[00:52:45]  That would be a good trip because that's the garbage shit, right?
[00:52:48]  Oh, shit.
[00:52:48]  And it's there as well.
[00:52:50]  The waste management.
[00:52:51]  The waste.
[00:52:52]  The garbage shit.
[00:52:54]  Yeah.
[00:52:55]  You know, I don't think they want to refer to it as that.
[00:52:57]  No, yeah.
[00:52:57]  There's a golf tournament that's sponsored by Rasta.
[00:53:01]  What is the name of the brand?
[00:53:03]  I know it's called Ash.
[00:53:04]  I know it's called Ash.
[00:53:07]  But no, the waste, the waste, the way management.
[00:53:13]  Why are you taking shots?
[00:53:15]  He's a good guy, bro.
[00:53:22]  It was smooth.
[00:53:22]  It was fun.
[00:53:23]  No, no, but the waste management golf tournament is basically: all right, how do you describe it?
[00:53:27]  It's like a music festival meets.
[00:53:30]  It's a frat party on a golf course, and there's a famous hole where it's just a pure shit show.
[00:53:35]  He did that shit.
[00:53:36]  It's the feature.
[00:53:37]  A famous hole.
[00:53:38]  Is that the girl you were with last night?
[00:53:40]  Hey!
[00:53:44]  Famous hole.
[00:53:44]  That's also a shit show.
[00:53:46]  Like, God damn.
[00:53:47]  Damn, dumb.
[00:53:48]  Golf hole.
[00:53:49]  But anyway, we catch a two for one.
[00:53:52]  Is that the same weekend?
[00:53:54]  It is.
[00:53:54]  It's.
[00:53:55]  You're not going.
[00:53:56]  Do I have something that weekend?
[00:53:57]  Yeah.
[00:53:58]  What?
[00:53:58]  Oh, but we can all go.
[00:53:59]  You can all go.
[00:54:00]  Excellent.
[00:54:00]  That's that'd be great.
[00:54:02]  You have a wife.
[00:54:03]  Hamptons.
[00:54:04]  Oh, shit.
[00:54:04]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:54:07]  It's my wife's birthday weekend.
[00:54:09]  You can't be going to that show.
[00:54:11]  Like, to go to a golf tournament?
[00:54:13]  Super Bowl?
[00:54:13]  Yeah.
[00:54:14]  That's great.
[00:54:14]  Yeah.
[00:54:15]  Convince her to go to the Super Bowl.
[00:54:17]  She likes sports, you know?
[00:54:18]  That'd be fun.
[00:54:18]  Every wife loves sports, right?
[00:54:21]  God damn it.
[00:54:23]  Let me figure this one out.
[00:54:24]  This is going to be interesting.
[00:54:25]  Let me call it.
[00:54:26]  Let me call it Jaeger.
[00:54:27]  Jaeger.
[00:54:28]  Yeah.
[00:54:29]  Jaeger.
[00:54:29]  Like a private situation?
[00:54:31]  Are you setting a mood and all that?
[00:54:32]  No, no, no.
[00:54:34]  I'd have to convince her friends to not go to her birthday.
[00:54:38]  Yeah, this is this is okay.
[00:54:40]  Let me work.
[00:54:41]  Fuck, we were just invited two days ago.
[00:54:44]  I said no.
[00:54:44]  Were we really?
[00:54:46]  Yeah, people were asking.
[00:54:48]  Yeah.
[00:54:49]  All right, let me work.
[00:54:49]  She's got a merge.
[00:54:50]  Just sit her down.
[00:54:51]  Just be like, hey, look.
[00:54:52]  Yeah.
[00:54:52]  You love golf.
[00:54:54]  Women love golf.
[00:54:55]  Women love golf.
[00:54:56]  Women love voice management.
[00:54:58]  Women who love women love golf.
[00:54:59]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:55:00]  Also, that.
[00:55:01]  So let's just go to the tournament.
[00:55:03]  You and me, husband and wife, for your birthday.
[00:55:06]  Do you think she'd be receptive?
[00:55:08]  With the boys.

=== LeBron vs Kobe Frustration (08:17) ===

[00:55:09]  With the boys.
[00:55:09]  Well, the boys might also be there, but that's not why you guys are gone.
[00:55:12]  You're going to spend time with her.
[00:55:15]  This is.
[00:55:16]  It's a conundrum.
[00:55:17]  Yeah, this is going to be hard.
[00:55:19]  Like, I know, I know you guys are being, you know, joking around about it, but I'm really trying to do the math here.
[00:55:25]  And it's hard.
[00:55:28]  This is a hard one.
[00:55:29]  Because, you know, it's not technically her birthday.
[00:55:31]  Like, we're going on a weekend.
[00:55:33]  It's not her birthday.
[00:55:34]  What's the line on that?
[00:55:35]  I'm going to Google it.
[00:55:36]  Google.
[00:55:37]  Just go to divorce.com.
[00:55:39]  That's where you'll find the line.
[00:55:41]  Go to MorganandMorgan.com.
[00:55:44]  Okay, um, yeah, we ain't going to the Super Bowl, but listen, uh, best of luck to everybody there.
[00:55:48]  What else are we talking about, my boys?
[00:55:49]  I mean, yo, another sports thing, the LeBron thing, yeah, the foul is that as annoying to everybody else as it is to me.
[00:55:56]  Can you explain part of it's annoying to you?
[00:55:57]  Yeah, explain situations and then explain why you find it so the Lakers.
[00:56:02]  Yeah, the Lakers are playing the Celtics.
[00:56:04]  It's a regular season game, it's not that meaningful.
[00:56:06]  I think the game is tied at the end of the fourth quarter.
[00:56:09]  And LeBron is driving for a layup.
[00:56:11]  He clearly gets fouled.
[00:56:14]  They don't call it.
[00:56:15]  He flips the fuck out, melts down.
[00:56:17]  They're complaining about it after the game.
[00:56:19]  Patrick Beverly, which this is very funny, but he like grabs a camera and shows it to a ref before overtime and shows them that they missed a foul.
[00:56:26]  And then he gets a technical call down.
[00:56:28]  The greatest technology.
[00:56:28]  Which is super funny.
[00:56:30]  That's super funny.
[00:56:30]  God bless him.
[00:56:31]  But then Anthony.
[00:56:32]  100%.
[00:56:32]  There's no way that picture is even taken.
[00:56:34]  Yeah.
[00:56:34]  Anthony.
[00:56:35]  He's just pointing at a blanket.
[00:56:36]  1,000%.
[00:56:37]  Anthony Davis is complaining afterward that we're getting screwed over, blah, blah, blah.
[00:56:41]  And first of all, LeBron travels before he doesn't, before he gets fouled.
[00:56:46]  They all travel.
[00:56:47]  It's like four steps.
[00:56:48]  It's a lot.
[00:56:48]  So if we want to be so technical about it, but also you're in 11th place out of 12.
[00:56:54]  Yeah.
[00:56:54]  Which means you're not even in.
[00:56:55]  You know, the NBA has a play-in game to be the last seed in the playoffs.
[00:56:59]  They're not even in that.
[00:57:00]  So to act like this is on this injustice that's costing us the season.
[00:57:04]  You've sucked all year.
[00:57:06]  LeBron went to the Lakers.
[00:57:07]  I said this when he went to the Lakers.
[00:57:09]  He's calling it in in terms of getting more championships.
[00:57:11]  He got one.
[00:57:12]  I'm surprised.
[00:57:12]  That's it.
[00:57:13]  He's not getting any more.
[00:57:14]  You made this decision.
[00:57:15]  The team's not good.
[00:57:16]  For us to make such a big deal about an 11th place team getting a bad call is just so fucking annoying.
[00:57:22]  But did LeBron won a championship with the Lakers?
[00:57:24]  Yeah.
[00:57:24]  During the pandemic.
[00:57:25]  Yeah, the COVID one.
[00:57:26]  Bubble.
[00:57:27]  Oh, the bubble joint.
[00:57:28]  Yeah.
[00:57:28]  It was with the Lakers.
[00:57:29]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:57:30]  Yeah.
[00:57:31]  Ew.
[00:57:32]  So he got his.
[00:57:34]  When you're in this game and like you're losing, you're like, hey, I'm about to put it all in the line for my team.
[00:57:38]  He put up like how many points this game?
[00:57:39]  Like something crazy?
[00:57:40]  I think like 60 points.
[00:57:41]  He's putting the whole team on his back at 40 years old.
[00:57:43]  He's like, yo, I'm going to do it.
[00:57:44]  And in the last minute, you have a chance to win it for your team.
[00:57:46]  You're not thinking of the grand scheme.
[00:57:47]  Like, yeah, you could be thinking full perspective and be like, you know what?
[00:57:50]  Basketball doesn't really matter in the long run anyway.
[00:57:51]  No, no, no.
[00:57:52]  He's playing.
[00:57:52]  He's like, I have a chance to win it for my team.
[00:57:54]  Oh, no, no.
[00:57:54]  Aka's not reacting to LeBron's reaction.
[00:57:57]  He's reacting to the internet's reaction.
[00:57:59]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:57:59]  I thought you were saying that.
[00:58:00]  He should be upset.
[00:58:01]  He should be furious.
[00:58:02]  I completely understand his reaction.
[00:58:03]  This is a little melodramatic, to be honest.
[00:58:05]  But I understand being upset and complaining.
[00:58:07]  After the game, you're complaining.
[00:58:09]  If one player after the game was like, yo, it's also on us for being the 11th fucking seed and not even really sniffing the playoffs at all.
[00:58:16]  That makes sense.
[00:58:16]  I would be like, okay, you have time to calm down.
[00:58:19]  Like, even that guy, you saw the Bengals game, that one player hit Patrick Mahomes out of bounds.
[00:58:25]  And that's how they got their field goal, Joseph Osai.
[00:58:27]  In the locker room on their way in, one of his teammates is like, yo, he's not even that good.
[00:58:30]  He's not going to be here next year.
[00:58:31]  Fuming mad.
[00:58:32]  He apologized afterward.
[00:58:33]  It's a shitty thing to do, but in the heat of the moment, you're upset, whatever.
[00:58:37]  You calm down and you be reasonable.
[00:58:38]  They still haven't calmed down.
[00:58:40]  They're still talking about this.
[00:58:41]  The internet, the Lakers, all the get over this shit.
[00:58:44]  But don't you feel like there's a pattern, though?
[00:58:46]  Sorry, I didn't make it.
[00:58:46]  No, no, I just said lately, they have been saying that they're getting a bunch of bad calls, and that's why they're losing games.
[00:58:52]  Okay, but you're also the Lakers.
[00:58:53]  So historically, you've gotten a lot of good calls.
[00:58:56]  You probably have championships that you should not have.
[00:58:58]  But if you're used to it, exactly.
[00:59:00]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:59:01]  You're used to getting all the games.
[00:59:02]  Nobody good calls.
[00:59:03]  Nobody goes, you know what?
[00:59:04]  We've gotten a lot of good calls.
[00:59:05]  We deserve some bad ones now.
[00:59:06]  Sure, that's fine.
[00:59:07]  But this, the fan reaction, I hear Lakers fans being like, this is rigged.
[00:59:10]  It's rigged to the game.
[00:59:11]  Oh, you get the Lakers.
[00:59:12]  Is that the emotional reaction for the Lakers fans?
[00:59:14]  Eventually, I hear Cowboys fans do it.
[00:59:15]  Eventually, you calm down, right?
[00:59:17]  Cowboys fans are like, the league is rigged.
[00:59:19]  Really?
[00:59:19]  You think they want the Dallas Cowboys out of the playoffs?
[00:59:21]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:59:22]  Do you think the NFL who cares about money over everything is like, let's take the most valuable team on earth, knock them out for what?
[00:59:29]  Same with the Lakers.
[00:59:30]  Calls are going to generally go in your favor as the Lakers.
[00:59:32]  You got a bunch of bad calls recently.
[00:59:34]  Okay, you still are the 11th seed.
[00:59:37]  Those good calls go your way.
[00:59:38]  You're what?
[00:59:38]  Ninth?
[00:59:39]  Okay, big deal.
[00:59:40]  Like, it's just shut the fuck up with all this.
[00:59:43]  And the internet making such a big deal about it a week later is crazy to me.
[00:59:47]  I don't know if I've ever seen a regular season game get responded to like this ever.
[00:59:51]  That's a good point.
[00:59:51]  Yeah, I thought it was like a playoff.
[00:59:53]  I was looking it up.
[00:59:53]  I was like, what is happening?
[00:59:54]  I think this is just frustration.
[00:59:55]  It's like their team sucks.
[00:59:57]  They know their team sucks.
[00:59:58]  And then here's an easy opportunity for them to act like the world is against them.
[01:00:03]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:04]  I think that's just really what it is.
[01:00:05]  Like, hey, let me just funnel all my frustration for the fact that like LeBron is having an incredible season, but he's not at the point where he can make his teammates as good as he used to.
[01:00:16]  Yeah.
[01:00:16]  And I think that's just the reality.
[01:00:17]  Like there was a time where LeBron, LeBron took bums to the finals.
[01:00:21]  His first finals with the Cavs.
[01:00:22]  Do you remember that?
[01:00:23]  And his last finals with the Cavs.
[01:00:24]  Bums.
[01:00:25]  I mean, like, so something has happened where he can still throw up 46 points, completely dominant on the offensive end, probably get triple doubles, doubles, no problem, but he can't make the other guys as good as he used to.
[01:00:36]  And I think this happened even to Kobe later in his career.
[01:00:39]  It happens to guys where they can still get the buckets, but they can't make the other guys as good.
[01:00:43]  It's very similar to what's happening to Brady in the NFL.
[01:00:45]  He's still really fucking good, but he can't just elevate the Bucs by himself.
[01:00:49]  Against football, it's harder.
[01:00:50]  There's more players.
[01:00:51]  But he used to kind of just elevate the team.
[01:00:54]  We're going to do well.
[01:00:55]  We're going to be above 500 at least with me.
[01:00:58]  And now he can't quite do that.
[01:00:59]  And LeBron is in the same place.
[01:01:00]  You've slipped a little bit.
[01:01:02]  You're good.
[01:01:02]  I just want to do it.
[01:01:03]  For a game win or two, for a season, for a vet like LeBron, you're doing too much.
[01:01:08]  Yes.
[01:01:09]  That's too much.
[01:01:10]  And you're 40.
[01:01:10]  That's too much.
[01:01:11]  At the end of the game, I win this call.
[01:01:14]  The way he reacted.
[01:01:15]  He was on the ground for a while.
[01:01:16]  I'm in so disbelief.
[01:01:18]  I can't even stand up.
[01:01:19]  I get the frustration.
[01:01:20]  No, no, no, no.
[01:01:21]  I think he's milking it.
[01:01:23]  You don't act like that.
[01:01:23]  This is my song.
[01:01:24]  Maybe you shouldn't, but like anyone that doesn't understand how he feels, I'm like, you never wanted to win as bad as he wants to win.
[01:01:30]  Again, if he wanted to win, he wouldn't go to the Lakers.
[01:01:33]  This is like the Celtics.
[01:01:34]  Regular season team 55.
[01:01:38]  Still.
[01:01:38]  Okay, so here's, I'm going to give, I'm just going to say something.
[01:01:41]  Okay.
[01:01:42]  With one of the things about Jordan and the whole documentary basically was harping on this was that he could give 100% in everything.
[01:01:50]  It could be practice.
[01:01:51]  It could be a game.
[01:01:52]  It doesn't matter what the fuck it is.
[01:01:53]  You're playing ping pong.
[01:01:54]  You're throwing coins along the carpet.
[01:01:56]  You are going 100 fucking percent.
[01:01:59]  And if we're saying that LeBron cares about basketball, he truly is invested in the sport, right?
[01:02:11]  And he gave 100% and it didn't go his way, then this is a justifiable reaction, right?
[01:02:16]  This is the only thing that he cares about.
[01:02:18]  He's furious.
[01:02:19]  If he just walks off the court like it's no big deal, okay, then he just didn't really care about what happened in that game.
[01:02:25]  If it's Jordan and we're watching the documentary, they don't lose this game in overtime.
[01:02:29]  You know what I mean?
[01:02:30]  Jordan, he's getting the call.
[01:02:33]  I think LeBron historically gets more calls than he doesn't.
[01:02:36]  If it's Jordan, he's getting the call.
[01:02:38]  Maybe.
[01:02:39]  Again, I also think if you cared that much about winning, you wouldn't have gone to LA.
[01:02:43]  You wouldn't have signed an extension last year when it's clear they got no prospects and your second best player can't stay healthy.
[01:02:49]  I understand what you're saying.
[01:02:50]  Like, I think you're making the argument that he was making more of a lifestyle move and maybe his career move by going to L.A.
[01:02:56]  That being said, I don't think that it exists in like, I don't think we exist in a world where it's either he cares about winning or he doesn't.
[01:03:03]  Yeah.
[01:03:03]  And you're also talking really big picture.
[01:03:05]  Yeah.
[01:03:05]  I played in like fucking pickup soccer games that we lost and I was like heartbroken.
[01:03:08]  Yeah, I do it all the time even with basketball.
[01:03:10]  Like a game that means nothing.
[01:03:12]  It doesn't mean anything at all.
[01:03:13]  But in that moment, you're like, holy shit, I want to give this everything.
[01:03:15]  You'd be so frustrated if you lost on like a last second shot, you missed the layup.
[01:03:18]  So I can understand this, especially with the historic rivalry between the Lakers and the Celtics.
[01:03:22]  We can understand him being frustrated.
[01:03:24]  All I'm saying is he was melodramatic here a little bit.

=== Deep Fake Shit Explodes (15:07) ===

[01:03:27]  You're milking it a bit.
[01:03:28]  I understand being upset.
[01:03:29]  I'll give you a lot of room.
[01:03:30]  This is like kind of crazy.
[01:03:32]  But afterward, I think you can calm down.
[01:03:34]  And as a leader, be like, yo, this game is way bigger than one bad call.
[01:03:39]  I think that's a decent, like as a leader.
[01:03:40]  I don't think you necessarily should do that, but I do understand the feeling.
[01:03:44]  I have a serious question, though.
[01:03:45]  Like, what if after this game when the Lakers lost, the Hollywood sign lit up in green?
[01:03:52]  That'd be crazy.
[01:03:53]  That'd be awesome, right?
[01:03:55]  That's funny.
[01:03:55]  That'd be really cool.
[01:03:56]  That's fun.
[01:03:57]  That's a really funny thing to say.
[01:03:59]  That's a hilarious comment.
[01:04:02]  Big thoughts.
[01:04:03]  That's building.
[01:04:04]  It's actually a good joke, Dub made right there.
[01:04:07]  Which is the worst way to like a joke.
[01:04:10]  I hate that.
[01:04:11]  That's so funny.
[01:04:12]  What did he say when Dub has this?
[01:04:15]  He's got a good little device here.
[01:04:19]  We will find a way to break him.
[01:04:22]  Okay.
[01:04:23]  What is like the Grinch in his lair?
[01:04:25]  He's like, fucking.
[01:04:27]  Yes.
[01:04:31]  Fall into the abyss.
[01:04:33]  Oh, God.
[01:04:34]  Okay.
[01:04:34]  What else we got?
[01:04:35]  This is an interesting story.
[01:04:36]  It's not as big necessarily, but as big within the gaming community, okay?
[01:04:39]  There's a streamer.
[01:04:40]  His name's Atriok.
[01:04:41]  Oh, I saw this.
[01:04:42]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:04:42]  It was blown up everywhere.
[01:04:44]  Basically, yeah, Atriok is his name.
[01:04:47]  He's beating dick to fake versions of Twitch streamers.
[01:04:53]  Yeah.
[01:04:53]  So basically, he's on stream, and then basically they see like a porn hub thing, like a link on his desktop.
[01:04:59]  He's got a bunch of tabs open.
[01:05:00]  And one of the tabs is for a website that's deep fake porn.
[01:05:03]  Yeah, deep fake about another popular female streamer.
[01:05:06]  I think a few other popular female streamers.
[01:05:08]  But he doesn't have to, okay, go on.
[01:05:09]  And if anyone doesn't know, deep faking is basically when you are able to use AI to take someone's face and then put it on an existing porn video.
[01:05:18]  So the porn video looks like...
[01:05:20]  To do anything.
[01:05:20]  So people deep fake Morgan Freeman talking.
[01:05:23]  They deep fake comedians on other people's bodies.
[01:05:25]  This happens.
[01:05:25]  That's a good clarification.
[01:05:26]  So deep fake porn is doing the same exact thing, but putting someone's face onto.
[01:05:30]  So you could put Kamala Harris on, what's the girl's name?
[01:05:33]  Tiffany Trump or whatever her name is.
[01:05:35]  Tiana Trump.
[01:05:36]  Tiana Trump.
[01:05:37]  And then all of a sudden it looks like Kamala Harris is the greatest giving head ever.
[01:05:40]  Yeah.
[01:05:41]  Which is probably.
[01:05:42]  Probably raise her approval rating, honestly.
[01:05:43]  The might might, she might need it.
[01:05:45]  Great idea.
[01:05:45]  Deepfake it.
[01:05:46]  Honestly, yeah.
[01:05:47]  Well, she's president.
[01:05:48]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:05:48]  Real talk.
[01:05:49]  Real talk.
[01:05:50]  But yeah, so obviously that brings up like deep fake porn, which brings up a bunch of ethical issues in general.
[01:05:54]  Of course.
[01:05:54]  And this guy's situation is weird because he's in the streaming community and he's like, this is like more inside shit.
[01:06:00]  People aren't exactly sure about this part, but basically he's good friends with another streamer, this guy, Ludwig.
[01:06:05]  And Ludwig is dating this girl who's another very popular, attractive streamer.
[01:06:09]  Hey, yo.
[01:06:10]  And people are like...
[01:06:11]  You beating dick to your boy's girl?
[01:06:12]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:06:13]  And so people are like, okay, that's weird.
[01:06:15]  And then on top of that, he knows some of these other streamers tangentially, like Pokemon and other people that were confirmed on his desktop.
[01:06:22]  So people are like.
[01:06:23]  So why didn't he just say, yo, somebody sent it to me?
[01:06:25]  I opened it.
[01:06:26]  I was like, nah, this is crazy.
[01:06:27]  Because there's somebody who's like, yo, they deep faked Pokemon into this porno.
[01:06:31]  Pokeman is above 18, right?
[01:06:33]  Yeah, I believe so.
[01:06:34]  Okay, so, well.
[01:06:35]  But then the other one?
[01:06:37]  I believe so.
[01:06:40]  I believe so.
[01:06:41]  Everybody believes so.
[01:06:42]  26.
[01:06:44]  Hey, Josh.
[01:06:44]  She's looking at shit.
[01:06:45]  I believe so.
[01:06:46]  Let me keep talking.
[01:06:47]  Well, I believe she is, but I don't want to confirm it without knowing that.
[01:06:49]  All right.
[01:06:50]  What did you just say?
[01:06:51]  She's like looking mature now.
[01:06:54]  I'm just saying.
[01:06:54]  She's following us.
[01:06:55]  He's following us.
[01:06:56]  No, no, no.
[01:06:56]  I just said somebody coming a woman.
[01:06:59]  And I was doing research.
[01:07:00]  I was about to be the creepiest uncle of all time.
[01:07:02]  Oh, don't get the coach out.
[01:07:04]  When you research.
[01:07:06]  I did my research for this one.
[01:07:08]  I did my research.
[01:07:10]  He was like, all right, let me look these bitches.
[01:07:11]  Because I got to see how real the distance is.
[01:07:13]  What did you say, sweetheart?
[01:07:14]  You're becoming a real woman, bro.
[01:07:15]  I want you to know.
[01:07:16]  It's Joe Biden today.
[01:07:18]  Why did he admit to watch it?
[01:07:19]  Why did he just say yes?
[01:07:20]  Tabs were open.
[01:07:20]  Multiple tabs are open.
[01:07:21]  There's somebody deep fake shit.
[01:07:23]  It was there.
[01:07:24]  I looked at it real quick and I was like, this is part of his apology.
[01:07:27]  I don't ever close tabs.
[01:07:28]  Maybe the most nightmarish apology of all time.
[01:07:30]  He should not have done that.
[01:07:30]  What do you think is better?
[01:07:31]  What I just suggested, Akash, or what we're about to watch?
[01:07:33]  To like create a pattern of behavior where I really want, especially women on Twitch, to feel safer.
[01:07:40]  Like, we call fucking booba spam cringe.
[01:07:43]  We don't do that there.
[01:07:43]  I've never made like a fucking weird, I don't know, seed-sniffing joke.
[01:07:48]  I've never done anything like that.
[01:07:49]  I've never done anything.
[01:07:49]  He's crying behind this.
[01:07:50]  His wife.
[01:07:51]  Oh, my God.
[01:07:52]  We don't tolerate any sex behavior in the chat.
[01:07:54]  We ban it on site.
[01:07:56]  And like, I've done this consistently over and over and over.
[01:08:00]  And then fucking at 2 a.m.
[01:08:03]  You know, I've been watching so much fucking, I've been reading so much fucking AI stuff.
[01:08:07]  I'm reading all this fucking stuff about AI and fucking defect music, defect art and everything.
[01:08:14]  And I'm in these fucking Discords.
[01:08:16]  And I was...
[01:08:18]  It feels so embarrassing.
[01:08:20]  But I was on fucking Pornhub, dude.
[01:08:21]  I was on a fucking regular ass normal fucking website.
[01:08:24]  And there was an ad.
[01:08:25]  There's an ad on every fucking video for this fucking...
[01:08:28]  I know other people must be clicking it because it's on every fucking video.
[01:08:31]  For fucking T-Fake thing.
[01:08:33]  And basically he says, and then I clicked it and I just, I was just exploring it.
[01:08:36]  And I'm never going to do this again.
[01:08:37]  And his wife gets on and she's like, look, I don't think he's going to do it again.
[01:08:40]  And it's just like a PR nightmare.
[01:08:42]  Let me get this straight here.
[01:08:43]  He clicked on some shit that anybody would click on and he's crying, apologizing.
[01:08:47]  Now people are, I think that they are able to deduce that he signed up for it.
[01:08:52]  Oh, fuck me.
[01:08:54]  Again, this is kind of speculative still because this just happened.
[01:08:56]  So people are like, oh, you signed up for it in order to upload images.
[01:08:59]  What does that mean?
[01:09:00]  So like you have to actually.
[01:09:01]  Oh, he made it?
[01:09:02]  That's, yeah.
[01:09:04]  He made it himself.
[01:09:05]  He's like, how do I make this girl in the porn look like?
[01:09:07]  That's the whole story.
[01:09:08]  That's the thing.
[01:09:09]  It's all speculative because it's just popping up.
[01:09:11]  It's on speculation because all they know is what he said and what they saw on his like his tabs.
[01:09:16]  Yeah, but they just saw the name in the tab.
[01:09:18]  So how do they even know what the porn is?
[01:09:20]  I actually don't know exactly what this is because all the pictures I've seen are blurred.
[01:09:23]  So it's the Twitch thing, but then the actual image of what they saw is blurred out.
[01:09:27]  So I can't even see exactly.
[01:09:28]  Oh, he had the tabs open.
[01:09:29]  Like you can.
[01:09:30]  I think so, yeah.
[01:09:31]  Oh, he's an idiot.
[01:09:32]  So that's the other thing.
[01:09:33]  It's like you have this fucking super expensive setup where you work and then you're also beating dick on there.
[01:09:37]  Like, don't do that.
[01:09:38]  I mean, you could be.
[01:09:39]  Yeah, have a porn computer, man.
[01:09:40]  No, even if you want to beat it.
[01:09:41]  You got all that money to have like the perfect sound.
[01:09:44]  That's your work.
[01:09:44]  That's where you do work.
[01:09:46]  So?
[01:09:46]  He was doing work.
[01:09:47]  You don't think so?
[01:09:48]  Should we never beat his dick while he's editing some shit like this?
[01:09:51]  Remember, you saw the KY in the fucking bag?
[01:09:53]  Yeah.
[01:09:53]  You remember that?
[01:09:54]  Yeah.
[01:09:55]  That's why his asshole so loose right now.
[01:09:57]  God bless.
[01:09:58]  That's crazy.
[01:10:00]  You're saying he's like, bro, you drunk?
[01:10:03]  Listen, listen, this is so peculiar.
[01:10:06]  Why is he crying?
[01:10:07]  I mean, it's just weird.
[01:10:08]  His whole career is over.
[01:10:10]  Why is his career over?
[01:10:10]  That's how he feels.
[01:10:11]  He feels his career is over.
[01:10:13]  Because the whole community is coming at him.
[01:10:14]  But what's wrong with watching deep fake porn of his homie's girl?
[01:10:18]  That's where it's crazy.
[01:10:19]  Or even just acquaintances.
[01:10:21]  At the very least, acquaintances.
[01:10:22]  But his homie's girl's famous, bro.
[01:10:24]  It's also, it's also.
[01:10:25]  Nah, his homie's girl's famous.
[01:10:26]  That's also not.
[01:10:28]  Watch out.
[01:10:28]  If one of y'all start dating.
[01:10:30]  Watch out.
[01:10:31]  Don't do that.
[01:10:32]  No, I like it.
[01:10:34]  Do it.
[01:10:34]  This guy.
[01:10:35]  Okay.
[01:10:36]  If Doug starts dating Kim Kardashian, I can't look at her feet no more when she posts.
[01:10:42]  You can't go out and say that.
[01:10:43]  I was peeping.
[01:10:44]  You go out here.
[01:10:45]  New feet pics, old feet pics.
[01:10:48]  It's the same feet.
[01:10:49]  I think once he starts dating her, you can't look no more.
[01:10:51]  No, no, no.
[01:10:52]  I'm not going to say I do it publicly.
[01:10:54]  That's what he's doing privately.
[01:10:56]  He got caught.
[01:10:57]  He got caught by that.
[01:10:58]  So then you say sorry to your man.
[01:10:59]  It's be like, yo, my bad.
[01:11:00]  But like, I was beating dick to your girl before.
[01:11:02]  Like, I'm grandfathered in.
[01:11:04]  If we're going to do Devil's Advocate, it's not actually his girl.
[01:11:08]  Oh, his girl's face, and that's it.
[01:11:10]  Dude, who's beating off the shit?
[01:11:11]  You're not beating off to the face.
[01:11:13]  Come on, bro.
[01:11:13]  You're not beating off to the face.
[01:11:14]  Hold on.
[01:11:15]  Nigga, you got something.
[01:11:17]  I'm beating off the face.
[01:11:18]  I'm not beating off the first.
[01:11:19]  It's 5% of you.
[01:11:19]  This is not going to hold up, bro.
[01:11:21]  It's a good ass hello right now.
[01:11:22]  Talk opinion?
[01:11:23]  It's not going to hold up.
[01:11:24]  It's the whole face on some woman's body that's getting smashed.
[01:11:28]  Another woman.
[01:11:29]  But now imagine.
[01:11:32]  Way more of it is not your girl than is your girlfriend.
[01:11:34]  Now, make it slightly more personal.
[01:11:35]  Just imagine if you're like, hey, hey, don't do that.
[01:11:38]  I'm bringing it up.
[01:11:39]  I'm out of the game.
[01:11:40]  But you just do it on your own.
[01:11:42]  Things are funny when they happen to other people and not you.
[01:11:44]  That's why you want to know how the world works.
[01:11:46]  That's my point.
[01:11:46]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:11:47]  Let me think about this.
[01:11:49]  Hold on, we're talking about other people, not me.
[01:11:52]  Beat off, bro.
[01:11:52]  Yeah, but you're not.
[01:11:53]  Exactly.
[01:11:54]  Hey, thank you, sir.
[01:11:54]  No, no, I don't know if I want this.
[01:11:56]  But then you make it 1% more personal and you go, huh.
[01:11:59]  Don't make it any percent more personal.
[01:12:01]  Like if somebody did it to your moms, like if they made fake and put someone else's face on it, that'd be fucked up.
[01:12:07]  Why can't you beat off to my mom, yo?
[01:12:09]  You don't got good enough body asses?
[01:12:12]  What's wrong with you people?
[01:12:13]  This is a wild boy, bro.
[01:12:16]  Both of y'all.
[01:12:18]  Yaki all on the milesauce right now.
[01:12:21]  Fucked it.
[01:12:22]  So you, Al.
[01:12:23]  I'm trying to understand right now.
[01:12:25]  I'm trying to understand.
[01:12:26]  Like, what is this?
[01:12:28]  All right, let me get this.
[01:12:30]  If he signed up for it, put her face in it, that's crazy.
[01:12:35]  If he put her face, that's fucked.
[01:12:37]  Right.
[01:12:37]  And he signed up too, because that's investment.
[01:12:39]  If he was sent a link, like, yo, look at this deep fake, a blah, blah, blah, clicked it real quick, like, this is going to be funny.
[01:12:45]  Oh, shit, is man real?
[01:12:46]  And then done.
[01:12:47]  Yeah, of course, that's different.
[01:12:48]  That's different.
[01:12:49]  But you have mad tabs open up.
[01:12:51]  He's crying about it on the internet.
[01:12:52]  So it seems like his intent was different.
[01:12:53]  Yeah, but he's a fucking idiot.
[01:12:56]  Why would you cry on the internet?
[01:12:57]  You could just pretend it's something else.
[01:13:00]  Okay.
[01:13:00]  So clearly it's not something else because that's why he's cool.
[01:13:04]  He must have been found out in a way that's like, I can't.
[01:13:06]  This man is foolish, bro.
[01:13:08]  Yeah.
[01:13:08]  So his action.
[01:13:10]  You're giving him the shaggy defense, basically.
[01:13:12]  It wasn't me.
[01:13:12]  It wasn't.
[01:13:13]  In the face of all logic, it wasn't me.
[01:13:15]  So he shouldn't have done this, all right?
[01:13:17]  But we can all agree, he shouldn't have done it.
[01:13:19]  But then it brings up a bigger question about deep fake porn.
[01:13:21]  That's where it gets crazy.
[01:13:22]  That's not illegal.
[01:13:23]  Let's talk about that.
[01:13:23]  People trying to porn should be illegal.
[01:13:24]  People are trying to make it outright illegal for two reasons.
[01:13:26]  One, obviously, it's weird when you put someone's face that's not on a porn video into a porn video.
[01:13:31]  That feels weird.
[01:13:32]  And then on top of that, there's porn stars that are like, what the fuck?
[01:13:35]  Like, you're going on my OnlyFans.
[01:13:37]  That's graffiti.
[01:13:38]  I'm supposed to be getting partially graffiti, but also OnlyFans girls are like, hey, you're supposed to pay me for my content.
[01:13:43]  Oh, but now you put my shit out there for free.
[01:13:44]  Now you're putting my face on someone else's thing, and now I'm not getting paid for it.
[01:13:47]  It's a bootleg.
[01:13:48]  Oh, I was thinking the other way.
[01:13:49]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:13:50]  So now people are like, it should be illegal.
[01:13:51]  This should be completely illegal.
[01:13:53]  Using my likeness to gain money on a sexual level.
[01:13:56]  Using deep fake should be illegal in general.
[01:13:59]  Yeah, I agree.
[01:13:59]  Like, just the technology should be illegal.
[01:14:02]  Don't make me say anything I say.
[01:14:03]  Yeah.
[01:14:04]  Don't make anybody say anything they say.
[01:14:05]  It's a cool thing to look at.
[01:14:07]  You're like, wow, that's crazy.
[01:14:08]  We can actually do that right now.
[01:14:09]  It's terrifying.
[01:14:10]  It should be illegal to use if it's not you.
[01:14:12]  What if you license it out?
[01:14:14]  Well, I think there is a scenario where you can use it if you.
[01:14:16]  Vin Diesel does this with movies.
[01:14:19]  So he's licensing up.
[01:14:20]  Basically, he has like aphasia where he can't really act that well anymore because like his face, he has like a disability.
[01:14:25]  And so what they did is they like.
[01:14:26]  That's the same shit, Bruce Willis?
[01:14:27]  I think Bruce Willis.
[01:14:28]  I'm sorry.
[01:14:29]  It's so hard to get him.
[01:14:31]  Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?
[01:14:32]  So anyway, Dana White has this thing where, no, Bruce Willis has aphasia, and so as a result, he can't be in his movies anymore.
[01:14:40]  So his estate has like a license for his face and they're able to visually put his face in the movies using this technology.
[01:14:47]  Oh, wow.
[01:14:47]  And it makes sense.
[01:14:48]  I didn't know that was happening.
[01:14:49]  It also, I saw some shit that fucking, I want us to use, but like, basically, what you can do is you can, you know, how we read the ads right there on that screen right there.
[01:14:58]  And I'm so you can basically fix your eyes in post using this thing.
[01:15:04]  So it makes it look like your eyes are still looking into the camera, even though you're reading off-screen and that.
[01:15:08]  So your girl can't tell you a story, but you're actually on your phone.
[01:15:10]  Bang.
[01:15:10]  That's a good thing.
[01:15:11]  I can't do that for real life, but we need to find a way to do that for real life.
[01:15:14]  You can be watching TV and just be like, all you got to do is just a couple yaps.
[01:15:19]  Once you get Dookie, hey, you're right.
[01:15:21]  Once everyone gets their glasses where everything's augmented reality, then you're going to build it.
[01:15:24]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:15:24]  You can't trust shit.
[01:15:25]  But that's what they were doing in Hollywood.
[01:15:26]  Like, it costs a lot to capture people, but basically they're creating your digital human.
[01:15:30]  So like what's happening, Bruce Willis, or like, for you, insurance.
[01:15:34]  So in case, you know, what happened to Paul Walker, there were reshoots, or even the positive version of that is like you doing a brand deal.
[01:15:41]  Let's stick with the positive version.
[01:15:42]  Yeah, don't put that on me.
[01:15:44]  The fuck you put that on?
[01:15:47]  You have to knock on wood.
[01:15:49]  I'll start the positive.
[01:15:49]  Maybe just knock on wood.
[01:15:52]  But isn't that good?
[01:15:53]  I'll do it if you want.
[01:15:54]  Do it.
[01:15:55]  No, they do it with Star Wars, the lady who died.
[01:15:58]  Say again?
[01:15:59]  They do it with Star Wars.
[01:16:00]  Terry Fisher.
[01:16:01]  So what about your reshoots?
[01:16:02]  Are going to use your little digital Schultze?
[01:16:04]  You don't need to fly out.
[01:16:05]  Can they shave the mustache off the digital version?
[01:16:08]  Leonardo RiCaprio could act forever, into eternity.
[01:16:10]  That's the idea, yeah.
[01:16:11]  Yeah, that's going to suck.
[01:16:13]  We go, that sucks for new actors.
[01:16:14]  Yeah, I know.
[01:16:15]  You're fucked.
[01:16:15]  Wait, what do you mean?
[01:16:16]  That's how new stars used to rise up is the old stars aged out.
[01:16:19]  Robert Redford aged out of whatever the fuck.
[01:16:21]  So Brad Pitt could take a bit.
[01:16:22]  People are going to age out of taste, too.
[01:16:23]  Do you want to see Marlon Brando act?
[01:16:25]  Yeah.
[01:16:26]  No, but I understand what he's saying.
[01:16:28]  It's going to elongate people's careers a little bit.
[01:16:29]  Of course.
[01:16:30]  They did that shit with, what was that, Scorsese movie on Netflix?
[01:16:33]  Oh, yeah.
[01:16:33]  Oh, the Irishman.
[01:16:34]  The Hoffman of the Irish.
[01:16:34]  The Irishman.
[01:16:35]  Yeah, they made him look young in the Irishman.
[01:16:37]  That was fire.
[01:16:38]  It looked good, too.
[01:16:39]  It did.
[01:16:40]  It did.
[01:16:41]  Yeah.
[01:16:41]  But now in China, I think they're passing legislation that says if it's a deep fake, it has to be on.
[01:16:46]  Whatever.
[01:16:46]  What?
[01:16:48]  No, no.
[01:16:48]  I had a feeling.
[01:16:49]  No.
[01:16:49]  Yeah.
[01:16:50]  Because you were doing something.
[01:16:51]  I'd feel like that was racial.
[01:16:52]  How are you going to say it?
[01:16:52]  You were doing racial.
[01:16:54]  And I feel like that was...
[01:16:56]  I'm glad you stopped yourself.
[01:16:57]  This is growth, actually.
[01:16:58]  I did grow.
[01:17:00]  This is growth.
[01:17:00]  I'm looking out for Miles.
[01:17:01]  Miles got to edit the pod.
[01:17:02]  Yep.
[01:17:03]  You know, so I'm not going to make that joke.
[01:17:05]  Respect.
[01:17:05]  Thank you for not.
[01:17:06]  I'm not going to make that deep fake joke.
[01:17:07]  You are getting cloudy.
[01:17:09]  Yeah.
[01:17:09]  Son, welcome to New York.
[01:17:12]  Okay.
[01:17:14]  Let's do one more, Mark.
[01:17:15]  Let's do one more.
[01:17:16]  Okay, do you want to talk about Prime becoming the official drink of the UFC?
[01:17:19]  Yo, shouts to fucking Logan and KSI, son.
[01:17:23]  Big moves.
[01:17:24]  Big moves.
[01:17:25]  That's really impressive.
[01:17:26]  It's insane.
[01:17:27]  And they're the official drink of Arsenal.
[01:17:29]  Yeah.
[01:17:30]  I got to ask them how they did that shit.
[01:17:31]  I wonder if it's like, hey, we want to sponsor you or is it, hey, why don't you guys get equity in this?
[01:17:38]  And now we together own this massive drink brand.
[01:17:41]  Right.
[01:17:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:17:41]  And could we do that with, you know, our opiates brand?
[01:17:45]  That's a great idea, bro.
[01:17:46]  Painkillers for UFC and NFL with the NFL in there.
[01:17:50]  Or a Flagrant Cities brand.
[01:17:51]  Flagrant Cities.
[01:17:52]  Yeah.
[01:17:53]  Whatever philanthropy we come up with, we can all slices it out.
[01:17:58]  This is a good point.
[01:17:58]  Yeah.
[01:17:59]  But it is amazing.
[01:18:00]  The fact that people in the content world and like creators and like, I don't like to say YouTubers because it feels reductive, but now it's actually like a legit term that like Mr. Beast's YouTubers.
[01:18:08]  A billionaire?
[01:18:09]  But the fact that YouTubers can create a drink that then becomes one of the widest distributed sports drinks in the world, to me is like, that's a crazy.
[01:18:18]  I can't even say that's the future.
[01:18:19]  That's the now.
[01:18:20]  That's the encouragement.
[01:18:21]  I'm like, that's the encouragement to any creator that's like, oh, wow, this creation stuff can actually go beyond.
[01:18:26]  Can I ask a question?
[01:18:28]  Is this, so is the Jake Paul Dana White beef officially over?
[01:18:31]  Is this the official end of it?
[01:18:33]  No.
[01:18:34]  Huh.

=== Jake Paul Beef Over (03:23) ===

[01:18:35]  Because Jake don't even like KSI.
[01:18:36]  Yeah.
[01:18:37]  Why is he going to start liking Dana?
[01:18:38]  That's true.
[01:18:39]  Whoever Logan likes, Jake does not like.
[01:18:41]  I just think all of them are in entertainment and understand how entertainment works.
[01:18:46]  And despite the fact that they might absolutely hate each other, they know that on a certain level, it's good for business.
[01:18:53]  So they're not going to move away from business.
[01:18:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:18:56]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:18:57]  So I think it's what a fucking.
[01:18:58]  Who was that girl that was licking shit off Jake's fingers?
[01:19:01]  Sky Bree.
[01:19:02]  Yo.
[01:19:02]  Sky Breast.
[01:19:03]  We talked about her on the pod.
[01:19:04]  That was crazy.
[01:19:05]  That was wild, bro.
[01:19:06]  That's one of Adam's Adams.
[01:19:08]  The girl that worked at Target Story.
[01:19:12]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:19:12]  She's been like sideman vision.
[01:19:14]  Did she blow up the way you brought us in the adult film world?
[01:19:18]  Didn't I say that she was going to blow the fuck up?
[01:19:20]  Yeah, I all said that.
[01:19:21]  I didn't think that it was that challenge.
[01:19:23]  I think she was like 2022 Pornhub released their date.
[01:19:26]  I think she was like top 14 is what my friend told me.
[01:19:29]  She's going to be number one.
[01:19:30]  She's going to be number one very soon.
[01:19:31]  What's crazy?
[01:19:32]  Blow up and porn and OnlyFans at the same time.
[01:19:34]  Like, I think she's made over a million dollars a month.
[01:19:37]  Something crazy.
[01:19:38]  Well, I guess OnlyFans is porn.
[01:19:40]  Yeah.
[01:19:41]  Shout out to Jake.
[01:19:42]  Yo, I mean, big day for the Paul brothers.
[01:19:46]  Basically, yo, basically, like she said that Jake threw his fingers in a girl's asshole.
[01:19:52]  There was doodle on it, and she sucked it off.
[01:19:55]  Yeah.
[01:19:56]  She's a rider.
[01:19:57]  I wouldn't tell people that, though.
[01:19:59]  But also, doesn't that incriminate?
[01:20:00]  Nah, if you're her, you would.
[01:20:02]  Yeah, shorty.
[01:20:02]  It just makes you like more.
[01:20:04]  Because if you've got doodle in your asshole, that's normal.
[01:20:06]  Like, you can't be mad at someone for having doodle in their asshole.
[01:20:08]  But she's also got to tell them, like, hey, by the way, I'm not clean.
[01:20:12]  I didn't get an end.
[01:20:13]  Nah, she ain't said a timing.
[01:20:15]  That could have been any time.
[01:20:17]  Now.
[01:20:18]  It's going to be anytime.
[01:20:18]  Shit could be starting out.
[01:20:20]  I mean, that's a wild thing to do, bro.
[01:20:22]  Yeah, you know what?
[01:20:23]  You got to take that to the grave.
[01:20:26]  No, not if you're an OnlyFans.
[01:20:28]  I don't know if...
[01:20:29]  Is that something guys like?
[01:20:30]  Like, I'm not turned on by that at all.
[01:20:32]  I think if you, I think if you're down for whatever.
[01:20:35]  Yeah, everybody's into it.
[01:20:36]  You're an older.
[01:20:37]  And I think a porn star that's down for whatever is, guys are going to be into that.
[01:20:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:20:42]  You're a boomer, dude.
[01:20:43]  You're a bird.
[01:20:43]  You're a boomer.
[01:20:45]  Spitting the cum back in.
[01:20:46]  Like, I don't like that shit.
[01:20:47]  Yay, yay, yay, yay.
[01:20:49]  Some people like that.
[01:20:50]  Whoa, whoa.
[01:20:51]  Rodev's going to defend her.
[01:20:53]  You did.
[01:20:54]  You come in your mouth and you spit it out.
[01:20:55]  Why is that weird?
[01:20:57]  That's okay.
[01:20:57]  That's the thing.
[01:20:58]  I don't like it.
[01:20:58]  No, I don't like that.
[01:20:59]  I like just going into one, but don't spit it out.
[01:21:02]  Once the cum leaves my dick, that shit got to be far away from me.
[01:21:06]  Hey, I agree.
[01:21:06]  I cannot touch.
[01:21:07]  I agree.
[01:21:09]  It leaves.
[01:21:09]  I don't think you know what he's saying.
[01:21:11]  I know what he's saying.
[01:21:12]  But you also spin it to come into another girl's mouth, whatever.
[01:21:14]  I don't want to see that shit.
[01:21:16]  If this is how I could come, I would be like this, ah, and I would just run the other way as fast as I could.
[01:21:20]  That's the idea.
[01:21:21]  You come on yourself, though.
[01:21:22]  He was coming to this belly for years.
[01:21:24]  What are you talking about?
[01:21:24]  Yeah.
[01:21:24]  That's so I can stay in the pussy long enough.
[01:21:28]  I got to stay in the pussy long enough if I'm on my back.
[01:21:32]  I'm staying in the pussy long enough.
[01:21:34]  Very lasting.
[01:21:34]  It's very lasting.
[01:21:36]  I'm losing the other thing to rub.
[01:21:37]  Throw that apart.
[01:21:37]  Fuck up.
[01:21:39]  Throw it to me.
[01:21:39]  Fuck up.
[01:21:41]  And then you clap.
[01:21:41]  And then you come on your own stomach.
[01:21:43]  That's so weird, though.
[01:21:43]  Yeah, come on.
[01:21:44]  And you can point it the other way.
[01:21:45]  You could just go out.
[01:21:46]  Yo, I'll be honest with you.
[01:21:47]  Coming on my own stomach really ain't that bad.
[01:21:49]  But once it's on someone else and then comes back on me, that's not yours anymore.
[01:21:54]  That's a gift.
[01:21:55]  Don't regift it to me.
[01:21:56]  You can't re-gift coming.
[01:21:57]  Don't regift it.

=== Nike Lawsuit Drama (08:34) ===

[01:21:58]  Yeah, there's no regifting actually.
[01:21:59]  That's a gift.
[01:21:59]  That's the way it is.
[01:22:00]  Like when you put food, the moment it touches the garbage can is garbage.
[01:22:03]  It could be something fresh, but the moment it passes that seal, garbage.
[01:22:07]  It's the garbage.
[01:22:08]  You can't take nothing out the fucking garbage.
[01:22:10]  Y'all have actually never eaten out of the garbage before.
[01:22:12]  You a sick nigga, bro.
[01:22:14]  I'm sick.
[01:22:17]  You really do weird shit.
[01:22:20]  But you've worn clothes that were in the hamper.
[01:22:22]  That's different, bro.
[01:22:23]  What are you even saying?
[01:22:24]  It's shades.
[01:22:27]  It's shades.
[01:22:27]  I'm trying to do this.
[01:22:28]  It's shades.
[01:22:29]  That's some flower.
[01:22:30]  You've even come off the ground, right?
[01:22:32]  I'm saying it's shades.
[01:22:33]  It's been less than five seconds.
[01:22:34]  Yeah, five seconds, bro, bro.
[01:22:35]  It's all shades.
[01:22:36]  That is crazy.
[01:22:37]  Shades, bro.
[01:22:38]  Yeah, I don't know about this story, man.
[01:22:40]  I'm unsubscribe, yo.
[01:22:42]  I'm unsubscribing from that OF.
[01:22:45]  I'm unsubscribing from the OF.
[01:22:46]  I'm about to hit my seal up on your sweater to make it look better.
[01:22:51]  Come next.
[01:22:52]  Come next, buddy.
[01:22:53]  Okay, dude, Nike suing Babe.
[01:22:55]  Do you care about this?
[01:22:57]  It is actually interesting because Babe did rip off the Air Force One.
[01:23:01]  They ripped off a bunch of Nike shit, too.
[01:23:03]  If you look at like, there's multiple silhouettes that Babe has almost the exact same.
[01:23:07]  And I didn't even realize this.
[01:23:08]  Babe has a watch called the Bapex, which looks exactly like a Rolex.
[01:23:12]  Like their whole model seems to be like...
[01:23:14]  That's streetwear.
[01:23:14]  Yeah, that's straightwear.
[01:23:16]  But then this is this, isn't it the same?
[01:23:18]  Like, isn't that just a crazy thing?
[01:23:19]  No, this is justifiable.
[01:23:20]  Nike suing is justifiable completely.
[01:23:22]  But what I'm saying is what streetwear does is rip off other fans.
[01:23:26]  To me, this is crazy, but I feel like you didn't even listen while I was saying that.
[01:23:30]  That's what it felt like.
[01:23:31]  They started real life.
[01:23:33]  He's just thinking the next shit and then not paying attention.
[01:23:36]  Can you just acknowledge what I said?
[01:23:37]  Yes.
[01:23:38]  This is what streetwear is.
[01:23:39]  What is it?
[01:23:40]  It is copying other people's shit that's like high designer and then pawning it off as your own.
[01:23:44]  Okay.
[01:23:45]  Therapized.
[01:23:46]  Look at that.
[01:23:47]  That was good.
[01:23:47]  Yeah.
[01:23:50]  The small day.
[01:23:50]  I just figured out what you were saying a little early.
[01:23:52]  The that's good.
[01:23:57]  You felt good.
[01:23:57]  I'm going to try to finish it, though.
[01:23:58]  I'm going to keep that.
[01:23:59]  Okay.
[01:24:00]  The small, and this might be stupid and small, but calling it Bapex so even the writing looks exactly like Rolex to me was like, now it's too much.
[01:24:08]  If it's just the dial is the same and the bezel is the same, all right, I see that.
[01:24:13]  But when you're making the font the same and spelling it out the same with the EX at the end, it's like, this seems unnecessary.
[01:24:18]  I feel like they do that so that you can't say to them, yo, you're just copying Rolex.
[01:24:24]  They make it so obvious.
[01:24:26]  Oh my, exactly.
[01:24:28]  So it's like, yes, exactly.
[01:24:29]  Like, oh, you just win some knockoff Air Force Ones.
[01:24:32]  It's like, yeah, dummy, that's the idea.
[01:24:34]  Bape knocked off Air Force Ones or they knocked off a Rolex or whatever it is.
[01:24:38]  I have no problem with Nike going, yo, you're piggybacking on our shit.
[01:24:42]  The fuck you doing?
[01:24:43]  The craziest thing about Nike is that we, well, I thought that they were going to do this when Bape first dropped because there was rumblings of them like doing some cease and assist shit 20 years in.
[01:24:55]  But now they just let this brand become behemoth.
[01:24:59]  And now you can hit them with the crazy joy.
[01:25:01]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:03]  Why hit them early when it's still a young company or let them grow big and then hit them with some crazy shit.
[01:25:09]  Apparently they had a meeting in 2009.
[01:25:10]  So like I think the BAPESA, that top one that ripped the Air Force One came out like 20 years ago.
[01:25:15]  And so, and like in Japan and it was like really popular in Japan and like parts of Europe.
[01:25:19]  But then it kind of came over and then in 2009, Nike had a meeting with Bape like behind closed doors like discuss infringement and then never executed on the lawsuit.
[01:25:28]  Yeah.
[01:25:28]  There was talks of it.
[01:25:29]  I remember that.
[01:25:30]  I wonder if they tried to buy them and then Babe said no.
[01:25:33]  And then Nike was like, all right, then your whole shit is over.
[01:25:35]  Maybe.
[01:25:36]  There's also something to be said.
[01:25:37]  It's interesting.
[01:25:37]  People have brought this up that actually Nike's also benefited from Bape doing this.
[01:25:41]  Because it gives value to the Air Force Ones.
[01:25:43]  A lot of the really cool colorways that came out for like the Air Force One, the Dunks, like started with the Babes.
[01:25:48]  So Bape was like ripping it and then doing like hot pink Air Force Ones that they thought, oh, this is like a basketball shoe.
[01:25:54]  No one wants these.
[01:25:54]  Or like the Dunks.
[01:25:55]  Oh, this is like a sports shoe.
[01:25:56]  No one wants pink.
[01:25:57]  And then they came out with like crazy designs and colorways.
[01:26:00]  And then Nike started doing the same thing.
[01:26:01]  Ah.
[01:26:02]  So people are like, oh, well, it actually benefited both from like a design perspective.
[01:26:05]  I don't know how much Nike would say that.
[01:26:06]  It probably benefited Bape a million times more.
[01:26:09]  People bring that up, and I just thought it was an interesting point.
[01:26:11]  But this is going to be crazy because if they lose, so many companies are getting sued.
[01:26:17]  Steve Madden, Aldo, all these brands.
[01:26:21]  Zara, Zara, HM.
[01:26:22]  Like, that is going to be nuts.
[01:26:25]  According to the lawsuit, I thought there was something to do with the patent, but then they brought it up.
[01:26:28]  According to the lawsuit, the reason they're executing it now is that it wasn't making that big of a dent in the American market for Nike for the longest time.
[01:26:35]  And the second it starts.
[01:26:36]  And then apparently they also started doing collabs.
[01:26:39]  So like Bape was doing a Marvel collab and doing like the exclusive Marvel.
[01:26:44]  Now you're taking reason away from it.
[01:26:45]  And now Nike's like, you're going to take our shit and take brand opportunities.
[01:26:49]  Uh-uh.
[01:26:51]  Wow.
[01:26:52]  So it's kind of a good lesson.
[01:26:53]  If you are going to bite shit, like stay in your lane, I guess.
[01:26:56]  Yeah.
[01:26:56]  Is there any kind of middle ground in terms of like, I'm sorry to interrupt, but that's wild greedy, bro.
[01:27:01]  You ripping them off completely.
[01:27:03]  Yeah.
[01:27:04]  And then you're going to go to Marvel and be like, yo, do a collab with the ripoff of the Nike.
[01:27:08]  But it's also been 20 years.
[01:27:09]  So now Bape looks at the brand.
[01:27:10]  They're like, we're more than the bape stove.
[01:27:11]  We are all of this stuff.
[01:27:13]  We're everything that Nego's created.
[01:27:15]  We're like, we're the hoodies.
[01:27:16]  We're the, you know, the bear.
[01:27:18]  What?
[01:27:18]  What did you say?
[01:27:19]  His name, the designer.
[01:27:20]  What's his name, bro?
[01:27:21]  Nego.
[01:27:23]  What?
[01:27:24]  Ni what?
[01:27:25]  NIGO.
[01:27:26]  I don't know, man.
[01:27:28]  Did he rip off something else?
[01:27:30]  Yeah.
[01:27:32]  Did he rip off another word?
[01:27:34]  Nah, I don't think so.
[01:27:35]  He's just a Japanese guy.
[01:27:37]  He didn't slightly change another word?
[01:27:39]  Like, because this is somebody who likes to adopt hip-hop culture and make it a little bit different.
[01:27:43]  Do you think it's possible that he adopted another word and made his name?
[01:27:47]  What, you be the N-word?
[01:27:49]  No, I don't think he had any relation to black American culture at all.
[01:27:54]  You sure?
[01:27:54]  I mean, I think obviously through Nike, but I don't think it was directly, you know, like in a racial way.
[01:28:01]  This is the original brand logo.
[01:28:02]  Lord.
[01:28:03]  Holy shit.
[01:28:04]  My God, this guy's a fucking racist.
[01:28:06]  We got a real live fucking racist.
[01:28:08]  This guy's an absolute racist.
[01:28:10]  Wait, why?
[01:28:10]  Why?
[01:28:10]  Son, bape?
[01:28:12]  What?
[01:28:12]  Bape?
[01:28:13]  Bape with a B on the front?
[01:28:15]  Well, it stands for bathing ape.
[01:28:16]  What do you call?
[01:28:17]  Yeah, that's what that's a nice cover.
[01:28:18]  What do you call a black nerd?
[01:28:20]  Point extra.
[01:28:22]  No, you call him a blurred.
[01:28:23]  A blurred.
[01:28:24]  What is he trying to say right now?
[01:28:25]  Holy shit.
[01:28:27]  This is unbelievable.
[01:28:28]  Nike, sue that motherfucker.
[01:28:30]  Sue that for everything he's got.
[01:28:32]  Yup.
[01:28:34]  This guy's a problem.
[01:28:35]  This guy's a fucking racist problem, bro.
[01:28:37]  Think about that, Al.
[01:28:39]  Nah, because I like the brand so much.
[01:28:43]  Yeah, I know too, but nah, I fuck with that.
[01:28:47]  I know you fuck with it, but listen, you got.
[01:28:48]  That's why a lot of people forget Gucci.
[01:28:50]  Remember when Gucci had like all the racist pictures on there?
[01:28:52]  It was a boycott Gucci.
[01:28:53]  They were like, come on.
[01:28:54]  For a little.
[01:28:55]  Hiatus Gucci.
[01:28:58]  We're going to go offseason on Gucci.
[01:28:59]  Valenciaga, we two months away from looking the other way.
[01:29:05]  But yeah, it's very interesting.
[01:29:06]  Now they're suing Lululemon on top of that.
[01:29:08]  Nike is?
[01:29:09]  Yeah.
[01:29:09]  Oh, Nike's coming to come.
[01:29:11]  Fuck Lululemon, though.
[01:29:12]  Take him down.
[01:29:13]  Get that.
[01:29:13]  I like that.
[01:29:14]  Okay, Nike.
[01:29:15]  I like that.
[01:29:15]  Dove, what you going to do now?
[01:29:18]  Yo, Dub like his Lulu.
[01:29:20]  He doing like his Lulu's.
[01:29:21]  Nah, but you like your travel Nike.
[01:29:22]  You got a nice little travel Nike sweats.
[01:29:25]  I only have one pair of Lulu and it's a travel sweats.
[01:29:27]  Oh, I need a Nike sweats, too.
[01:29:29]  I did not know, and this is not a knock.
[01:29:31]  I didn't know Lululemon made clothes for men until you had those pants.
[01:29:35]  One pair, you could barely see the logo.
[01:29:38]  It's not bad.
[01:29:39]  There's nothing.
[01:29:39]  They make nice clothes.
[01:29:40]  I just didn't know.
[01:29:41]  I thought it was just a female brand.
[01:29:43]  I just need to have a red band-aid at the top of the field.
[01:29:45]  And when you first said that, I was like, is he wearing red band thing?
[01:29:50]  Red band.
[01:29:50]  That's funny.
[01:29:51]  But yeah, no, it started off as like a woman's brand.
[01:29:53]  Yeah, like everyone's like, like women's pants.
[01:29:55]  Yeah.
[01:29:56]  Do you have a pair of leggings, though, right?
[01:29:57]  Obviously.
[01:29:58]  Yeah, right?
[01:29:58]  Leggings are obvious.
[01:29:59]  No, you wear leggings every time you work out.
[01:30:01]  Yes or no?
[01:30:02]  What?
[01:30:02]  Underneath?
[01:30:03]  Yeah.
[01:30:04]  That's so my junk won't fall out.
[01:30:06]  Oh, come on, bro.
[01:30:07]  Ooh.
[01:30:11]  So anyway, that's this lawsuit.
[01:30:12]  It's very interesting.
[01:30:13]  What do you think?
[01:30:18]  I mean, we've been sent a seasoned assist from Nike.
[01:30:23]  I mean, it's crazy that it took Bape 20 years to get that shit and we got that shit with one fucking design.
[01:30:30]  They heard one season, but they got it.
[01:30:31]  They heard the footsteps, bro.

=== Blatant Ripoff Theater (01:20) ===

[01:30:32]  Ooh, they knew.
[01:30:34]  They knew.
[01:30:35]  But I listened.
[01:30:36]  You just can't fault Nike right here.
[01:30:37]  It's a blatant ripoff and racism.
[01:30:40]  Yeah, that's my real issue.
[01:30:42]  It's racism and a blatant ripoff.
[01:30:45]  I don't think he's racist, really, but.
[01:30:47]  Mark, you were the one that made the argument.
[01:30:49]  No, I didn't.
[01:30:49]  You tried to make that connection.
[01:30:51]  I never made this guy.
[01:30:52]  Yeah, you did, Mark.
[01:30:53]  I just said his name, and then I showed the lawyer the brand, and then you guys made my name.
[01:30:56]  You would definitely racist.
[01:30:57]  What do you have against Nigo?
[01:30:59]  Oh, yeah.
[01:31:02]  He's a cool designer.
[01:31:03]  He can say it.
[01:31:04]  He also doesn't speak English at all.
[01:31:05]  What?
[01:31:05]  He's right here, man.
[01:31:06]  What are you doing, bro?
[01:31:08]  What is that?
[01:31:08]  No, no, no.
[01:31:10]  I'm talking about Alex.
[01:31:11]  I'm talking about Alex.
[01:31:12]  He doesn't speak English.
[01:31:13]  You understand?
[01:31:15]  I just made that.
[01:31:16]  That's literally what I said.
[01:31:17]  Literally.
[01:31:18]  What?
[01:31:19]  I wasn't listening.
[01:31:21]  All right, guys.
[01:31:21]  Listen, that's been an episode of Flagrant.
[01:31:23]  Racist.
[01:31:24]  Don't listen to black people.
[01:31:25]  Yeah, it's really fucked up.
[01:31:27]  Unless I'm in a movie theater.
[01:31:28]  Listen, all I got to tell you is we love y'all.
[01:31:32]  We appreciate y'all.
[01:31:32]  We're going to see you for Patreon tomorrow.
[01:31:34]  Pull up patreon.com slash flagrant.
[01:31:37]  Can we talk about ancient civilizations tomorrow?
[01:31:39]  I cannot fucking fuck it away.
[01:31:41]  I can't do it.
[01:31:42]  I can't fucking wait for tomorrow's motherfucking Patreon.
[01:31:45]  I don't know.
[01:31:45]  You're going to have to sell me on this shit.
[01:31:47]  You're going to have to sell me on it.
[01:31:48]  I'm not sold yet.
[01:31:49]  I don't want to.
[01:31:50]  All right, all right, all right.
[01:31:51]  Let's talk to you guys smart box.
[01:31:53]  Peace.