Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Messi GOAT, Ronaldo TRASH, & 36 Hours In Morocco
Aired: 2022-12-20
Duration: 02:13:10


=== Messi Is The Motherfucking Goat (05:21) ===

[00:00:00]  Footballs Fanaticos, Moroccan Schultzy here, and we just watched Argentina punish that French ass.
[00:00:08]  We're going to talk about why Messi's the motherfucking goat, why Ronaldo will be absolutely forgotten after he retires.
[00:00:15]  And of course, we're going to talk about our little 36-hour trip to Morocco.
[00:00:20]  You're going to see a lot of stuff like this.
[00:00:27]  What's up, guys?
[00:00:28]  This is Schultz.
[00:00:29]  I want to let you know that this podcast is a little bit different.
[00:00:32]  Okay, it isn't a regular podcast.
[00:00:34]  This is a podjumentary.
[00:00:35]  So if you're listening right now, I would recommend you go over to YouTube and watch the whole thing because we got a bunch of footage from our 36 hours of Morocco spliced into the podcast with all the stories that we're telling.
[00:00:48]  So go indulge in that when you can.
[00:00:51]  Peace.
[00:00:51]  Okay, but before we get to that, let's talk about it.
[00:00:54]  Ronaldo forgotten, Messi guaranteed GOAT.
[00:00:56]  Do we agree?
[00:00:57]  All right, I don't know about that.
[00:00:57]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:59]  Listen, listen, who is Ronaldo?
[00:01:01]  I'm talking about football or soccer.
[00:01:02]  No, no, we're talking about, it's called football, Al.
[00:01:04]  I'm the greatest football journalist.
[00:01:07]  It's football.
[00:01:08]  Moroccan people refer to the game as football.
[00:01:10]  So just to do it.
[00:01:11]  As the greatest football journalist in history, I just have to say that now that Messi has won a World Cup, I don't even think Ronaldo's in the same league.
[00:01:22]  I don't even think that's it.
[00:01:23]  I don't even think he's top two.
[00:01:25]  I think it's Messi, Mbappe, Ronaldo.
[00:01:28]  Honestly, I don't even think Mbappe is there.
[00:01:30]  Whoa.
[00:01:31]  Mbappe had a good...
[00:01:32]  Hey, listen.
[00:01:33]  Come on, Tom.
[00:01:33]  Come on, Bonnie.
[00:01:34]  I don't think we're going to be final.
[00:01:35]  I'm not going to be at 23 years old, 24 years old.
[00:01:37]  Was it a hat-trick?
[00:01:38]  Yes.
[00:01:39]  Literally.
[00:01:40]  I knew kind of a hat.
[00:01:41]  I knew kind of a hat.
[00:01:42]  Was it a hat-trick?
[00:01:43]  Like, when you really count penalty kick hat-tricks?
[00:01:45]  Do you count Messi's goals?
[00:01:47]  Say again?
[00:01:47]  You count Messi's goals?
[00:01:48]  Did I say he had a hat-trick?
[00:01:50]  You said he scored.
[00:01:50]  He said he's a goat.
[00:01:51]  Well, I didn't say he had a hat-trick.
[00:01:52]  All right, if we don't count penalties as goals, Messi didn't even score, bro.
[00:01:55]  If we don't count penalties as goals, Ronaldo's not even in the conversation.
[00:01:59]  Thank you for proving my point.
[00:02:01]  Ronaldo.
[00:02:02]  Pinaldo.
[00:02:03]  Pinaldo is what we really should call him.
[00:02:06]  I'm telling you, I was watching a lot of highlights on YouTube, Mark.
[00:02:09]  Yeah.
[00:02:09]  What do you think about soccer in general, bro?
[00:02:11]  First of all, it's the world's game.
[00:02:13]  Let me tell you something.
[00:02:15]  Actually, let me make an actual point.
[00:02:16]  Let me not be sarcastic for one moment and make an actual point.
[00:02:20]  The greatest athlete of all time, if not a sprinter, if we're talking about actual sport athlete, if not a sprinter, competitive.
[00:02:29]  Competitive sport, has to be a football player.
[00:02:33]  Come on.
[00:02:34]  Let me explain why.
[00:02:35]  Hold on, I might know where you're going with this.
[00:02:36]  Go ahead.
[00:02:37]  Are we talking Moroccan football?
[00:02:38]  We're talking about Moroccan football.
[00:02:40]  Moroccan football.
[00:02:41]  AKA soccer, Moroccan football.
[00:02:43]  Right now, we're dalabored up.
[00:02:44]  What's happening to you?
[00:02:45]  We're Jalaboid up.
[00:02:46]  Are we not Moroccans?
[00:02:47]  Are you not African?
[00:02:48]  Are you not claiming African once again?
[00:02:49]  Yeah, it's African Americans in New York.
[00:02:51]  Damn, you really are, bro.
[00:02:52]  Shit.
[00:02:54]  We tried to take you back to the motherland.
[00:02:55]  You rejected the whole goddamn thing.
[00:02:57]  We're going to get to that later.
[00:02:58]  Switch to me, Miles.
[00:02:59]  We'll get to that later.
[00:03:01]  My point is, my point is, you cannot be considered the greatest athlete in all of humanity if you do not play the sport that all of humanity plays.
[00:03:12]  Yeah, just then most people play it.
[00:03:14]  Exactly.
[00:03:14]  So Mikey Phelps, my argument for why he's not the greatest athlete, he's just the greatest call guy that had a pool.
[00:03:20]  He's not the greatest athlete.
[00:03:21]  Make him do anything else.
[00:03:22]  He's a goofy.
[00:03:23]  Yeah.
[00:03:24]  He is.
[00:03:25]  Greatest swimmer of all time.
[00:03:26]  What does that mean?
[00:03:27]  Means you're good at swimming.
[00:03:28]  That's it.
[00:03:29]  Like, you know how many people have never been born near water, don't know how to swim?
[00:03:34]  Try my hardest not to look left.
[00:03:37]  Who doesn't know how to swim, culturally?
[00:03:39]  Most cultures don't know how to swim.
[00:03:41]  That's true.
[00:03:42]  Mark, that's not true.
[00:03:43]  Most cultures do not know how to swim.
[00:03:44]  It's just not part of the culture.
[00:03:46]  They're not taking swim lessons.
[00:03:47]  No.
[00:03:48]  Most cultures are luxury.
[00:03:50]  Most cultures do not know how to swim.
[00:03:51]  You think a Finnish knows how to swim, bro?
[00:03:54]  Yeah.
[00:03:54]  No, I do think they know how to swim.
[00:03:56]  Finnish.
[00:03:56]  Wim Hoff, he's in the water at zero degrees, bro.
[00:03:58]  He's scared of the.
[00:03:59]  In a mountain, bro.
[00:04:00]  Yeah, he scanned the navy.
[00:04:01]  He loves the water.
[00:04:01]  He's going to get one no matter what.
[00:04:03]  All them ice baths.
[00:04:04]  That's a bad example.
[00:04:06]  They're not going over eight feet in ice.
[00:04:09]  They're not trying to do that.
[00:04:10]  Dude, they do their little buckets, but they're not willing to go to the deep end.
[00:04:12]  Well, ALS challenge.
[00:04:13]  Yeah, for real.
[00:04:15]  When I ice bucket, I go deep end.
[00:04:17]  A what?
[00:04:18]  I do deep end, ice bath challenge, for real.
[00:04:21]  Because if it's a problem, you freeze in there, you die.
[00:04:24]  Yeah, that's next-level stakes.
[00:04:26]  You can't just call your wife to have her pull you out of your bathtub.
[00:04:29]  Like whim hoff.
[00:04:31]  And all those pussies, except for you, Huberman, love you.
[00:04:34]  Okay, I guess my point is: the greatest competitive athlete of all time has to be a football player, a Moroccan football player.
[00:04:41]  Just by sheer numbers.
[00:04:42]  Just by sheer numbers.
[00:04:43]  What about baseball players, bro?
[00:04:44]  They win the World Series.
[00:04:45]  That's the whole world.
[00:04:46]  That's pretty good.
[00:04:47]  It is great marketing, but we all know it's not the whole world.
[00:04:50]  Yeah.
[00:04:51]  It is the whole world.
[00:04:52]  Anyone that wants to play baseball, you're welcome to play it.
[00:04:54]  But they don't, bro.
[00:04:55]  That's why I'm saying Usain Bolt is the greatest sportsman of all time because every person on this planet has run 100 meters straight except the governor of Texas.
[00:05:03]  Yeah.
[00:05:04]  But most people have.
[00:05:06]  He might be the fastest.
[00:05:07]  What did they do that?
[00:05:07]  Just lucky.
[00:05:08]  Did they do that in the Paralympics?
[00:05:09]  What do you mean?
[00:05:10]  You could just get a wheelchair, put some rockets on it, see what happens?
[00:05:12]  Yo.
[00:05:12]  They should do that.
[00:05:13]  Yo.
[00:05:14]  Battle bots meet Special Olympics, bro.
[00:05:16]  Charge them up.
[00:05:17]  Elon is wasting his time.
[00:05:18]  Thank you.
[00:05:19]  Put some rockets behind me to paralysis.

=== Why You Don't Donate Your Foreskin (02:40) ===

[00:05:22]  Let's see what happens.
[00:05:23]  Let's see what happens.
[00:05:25]  Paraplegias.
[00:05:26]  Paraplegi.
[00:05:27]  Yeah, man.
[00:05:28]  Paralysiz is way more fire.
[00:05:30]  That's it as well.
[00:05:31]  Okay, so if Messi's the goat, that means he's the greatest competitive athlete of all time.
[00:05:35]  Now you're willing to put him over your boy Floyd just by your same argument.
[00:05:40]  You're afflicted guy.
[00:05:41]  Fuck, kid, go.
[00:05:42]  We got it.
[00:05:43]  You got to spin it right now.
[00:05:44]  Hey, hey, is that you in a corner, Schultz?
[00:05:47]  Don't you paint yourself into a little bit of a bunch of people?
[00:05:48]  Don't cry, bro.
[00:05:49]  Don't cry.
[00:05:50]  Hey, bro, can I tell y'all something?
[00:05:51]  What's going on?
[00:05:52]  Everybody fought.
[00:05:55]  Even Abbott slapped somebody.
[00:05:58]  You don't think Abbott, Governor Abbott, you don't think wheels slapped the shit out of somebody?
[00:06:03]  A little dick punch one time?
[00:06:04]  100% talking all that shit?
[00:06:06]  Bow!
[00:06:07]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:06:07]  On your knees.
[00:06:09]  I think 100% more people have probably fought than played football.
[00:06:12]  More people have probably had a slap box than played football.
[00:06:15]  Yes.
[00:06:16]  100%.
[00:06:16]  No, I never fought.
[00:06:17]  I never fought anyone, bro.
[00:06:18]  You slap your brother.
[00:06:20]  I might be the greatest fighter of all time.
[00:06:22]  I just never fought.
[00:06:22]  Stop it.
[00:06:24]  He doesn't know.
[00:06:24]  You're both.
[00:06:24]  What about the family?
[00:06:25]  When your sister fuck up.
[00:06:27]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:27]  See, there you go.
[00:06:28]  So that's the fucking thing.
[00:06:29]  The sisters would fucking pull on your foreskin, remembering that?
[00:06:32]  No, no, that never happened.
[00:06:34]  And they dragged you out of your bed by your breast.
[00:06:35]  That's not true.
[00:06:36]  That's not.
[00:06:36]  Don't get marked by his foreskin.
[00:06:38]  It's breakfast time.
[00:06:39]  It's alive.
[00:06:39]  Do you remember they would hook you?
[00:06:41]  They'd hook you like a tuna in the market in Tokyo.
[00:06:43]  They would hook you by that foreskin, drag you out to breakfast.
[00:06:46]  Toss me like we're in Seattle and 100%.
[00:06:48]  You don't remember that?
[00:06:49]  That never happened.
[00:06:50]  That's why you got a hanging foreskin, bro.
[00:06:52]  How do you know it's hanging?
[00:06:52]  That's the word on the street.
[00:06:53]  I got a sleeping bag.
[00:06:56]  Yo, that's what the word on the street is.
[00:06:58]  You got the sleeper.
[00:06:59]  That is true sometimes.
[00:06:59]  When I sleep, I toss over my shoulder, man.
[00:07:01]  Do you?
[00:07:01]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:02]  Have you ever tried to tuck your toes in it when it controls?
[00:07:04]  I have, actually.
[00:07:05]  I have.
[00:07:06]  It looks like a wizard's hat, man.
[00:07:08]  Does it?
[00:07:08]  Yeah, 100%.
[00:07:09]  That whip.
[00:07:09]  So you just cocoon that whole shit over you.
[00:07:11]  That's how I figured out.
[00:07:12]  That's fire.
[00:07:13]  Yeah, right.
[00:07:14]  Defense mechanism.
[00:07:15]  I'm like an armadillo.
[00:07:18]  That's my chrysalis.
[00:07:20]  Dude, that is a good ass point.
[00:07:22]  Yeah.
[00:07:22]  Dude, if you make a, I'm not going to make the joke.
[00:07:26]  So look, where's your foreskin?
[00:07:27]  Do you know?
[00:07:28]  Yeah.
[00:07:29]  Don't you did it?
[00:07:29]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:07:30]  Your parents mutilated you and you just donated?
[00:07:31]  Don't it?
[00:07:31]  Not my parents.
[00:07:32]  Well, yeah.
[00:07:33]  My parents didn't do it.
[00:07:34]  My mom or dad didn't do it.
[00:07:35]  They begged them to do it, though.
[00:07:37]  They did.
[00:07:37]  Beg them to do it.
[00:07:37]  The doctor was like, we don't want it.
[00:07:39]  And your parents said, we need to do it.
[00:07:40]  You know what's funny is my parents, because you could choose.
[00:07:44]  And back in the day, like baggy jeans or shit was like in back in the day.
[00:07:48]  Jinko foreskin.
[00:07:49]  Literally.
[00:07:49]  Jinko.
[00:07:50]  They asked for the jinko.
[00:07:51]  So I got, I have a baggy, I have a lot more foreskin than most.
[00:07:54]  Oh, really?
[00:07:55]  Yeah.
[00:07:55]  This is 100%.
[00:07:56]  I donated him months.
[00:07:57]  Is that true?
[00:07:57]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:07:58]  So you have a little tip.
[00:07:59]  I don't know what I was talking about.
[00:08:01]  He got a black tip dick.

=== Ronaldo Will Be Forgotten After Retirement (15:41) ===

[00:08:02]  No, no, I don't.
[00:08:02]  I don't.
[00:08:03]  I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
[00:08:04]  No.
[00:08:05]  I know.
[00:08:05]  I heard that you got your shit cut really tight.
[00:08:07]  Your dick looked like a rash guard is on it.
[00:08:09]  I heard you can't even jerk your dick.
[00:08:11]  You don't even cut enough skin.
[00:08:12]  You came to get fully hard on it.
[00:08:13]  I do shit both.
[00:08:14]  I donated all of it.
[00:08:18]  That's his dick.
[00:08:19]  Listen, we just try to talk about Moroccan football.
[00:08:21]  Yeah, sorry.
[00:08:22]  Sorry, man.
[00:08:22]  And y'all want to talk about dicks all the goddamn time?
[00:08:24]  All right, let's go back to the bottom.
[00:08:25]  Let's get back on point.
[00:08:26]  Best athlete of all time.
[00:08:28]  And why Ronaldo will be forgotten?
[00:08:29]  Why Mayweather is the best athlete?
[00:08:31]  Yo, Mayweather's the greatest athlete of all time.
[00:08:32]  Okay.
[00:08:33]  There's no question.
[00:08:33]  What's the respect?
[00:08:34]  After Mayweather, if we're going to talk about white sports, like football.
[00:08:36]  There we go.
[00:08:37]  I was talking about all sports.
[00:08:40]  But sports where they try to exclude black people from playing.
[00:08:43]  Latinos are not white.
[00:08:44]  Second?
[00:08:45]  Latinos are not white.
[00:08:46]  Axe a Latino.
[00:08:48]  I knew.
[00:08:48]  I knew you were going to say that.
[00:08:49]  That's just something he says, so he's not dating a white woman.
[00:08:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:52]  Latinos are not white.
[00:08:53]  Wow.
[00:08:55]  He's not even dating a Latina.
[00:08:56]  Yeah, I know.
[00:08:57]  She's from Europe.
[00:08:59]  Yeah, she's a bona fide caucasian.
[00:09:00]  She's Spanish.
[00:09:01]  I was hoping you would bring that up.
[00:09:03]  Well, she could, honestly, technically, she could have African roots.
[00:09:06]  She could.
[00:09:07]  Because the Moroccans, God bless their souls.
[00:09:14]  Okay, can we get back on right here?
[00:09:16]  Because I really, there are people that tuned in for a serious conversation about Moroccan football.
[00:09:21]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:09:21]  Because I'm the greatest football journalist of all time.
[00:09:25]  What I'm trying to say is, now that Messi has the World Cup, you can't even compare Ronaldo to Messi.
[00:09:31]  I really don't think you can.
[00:09:32]  You can't compare them.
[00:09:33]  Even before, I wasn't even putting them in that.
[00:09:34]  Well, listen, before I did, because I wasn't a fan of soccer, then I started watching the videos here.
[00:09:39]  Okay.
[00:09:39]  And I'm looking at the videos.
[00:09:40]  The level of skill, there's no comparison.
[00:09:43]  Messi is leagues above.
[00:09:46]  What is the term?
[00:09:47]  I don't know if you say leagues.
[00:09:48]  I don't know if you say leagues.
[00:09:50]  Ronaldo's a better physical specimen in his prime.
[00:09:54]  Yeah.
[00:09:54]  Jumps higher.
[00:09:55]  Fuck this.
[00:09:55]  He runs faster.
[00:09:56]  Well, he's hot, and that counts for something.
[00:09:58]  Also, more attractive, I think.
[00:09:59]  More attractive.
[00:10:00]  Yep, he is more attractive.
[00:10:01]  Stronger.
[00:10:01]  He got benched.
[00:10:02]  More powerful shot.
[00:10:03]  That's political, though.
[00:10:04]  What's going on?
[00:10:05]  It's not political.
[00:10:05]  Let's not get into the benching.
[00:10:06]  Let's talk about earlier in the peaks of their career.
[00:10:10]  I think what we're seeing right now, this decline of Ronaldo, okay, we were talking about this a little bit earlier as well.
[00:10:15]  Is that because he relied more on his physical ability, now that his physical ability has declined, his effectiveness on the field, on the pitch, if you will, has also declined.
[00:10:27]  Yeah.
[00:10:28]  Right?
[00:10:28]  Now that he can't run as fast, now that he isn't as powerful, now that he can't be as physically imposing and dominant, his ability to affect the game has lessened at a faster rate than Messi, who is always a much more skilled player.
[00:10:43]  Yeah.
[00:10:43]  So you had to compare them to NBA players.
[00:10:45]  You said Messi to you is Steph Curry.
[00:10:47]  Steph Curry.
[00:10:48]  So who is Christiano Roman?
[00:10:49]  And let me say why I say that.
[00:10:51]  He's Steph Curry in terms of like Steph Curry gets his buckets.
[00:10:55]  He has immense skill.
[00:10:56]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:10:56]  He has immense natural gifts.
[00:10:58]  But he gets his buckets by outsmarting his opponents, using every little move to move that person a fraction of an inch.
[00:11:07]  And when they're a fraction of this, take advantage of that opportunity that he created.
[00:11:11]  When I'm watching these hides and Messi, I'm like, this guy is solving three problems ahead every single time.
[00:11:16]  It's amazing to watch him work.
[00:11:18]  He's doing one deke that he knows is going to move this defender, but he can't kick the ball too far because he has another defender that he has to move around and then a third one that he's preparing for.
[00:11:28]  And I'm looking at this guy and I'm like, holy shit.
[00:11:30]  Not only is he incredibly impressive in terms of problem solving, but also selfless.
[00:11:36]  Yes.
[00:11:36]  Like he'll solve three problems and then he maybe could take a shot at goal, but he'll make the more high percentage play, pass it off, and then that person will score.
[00:11:44]  Like Raymond, his decision making is insane.
[00:11:46]  Yo, and then Mark was like, yeah, he, I mean, yeah, you're like, you basically call him autistic.
[00:11:49]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:11:50]  But in like the most beautiful way, the guy is a fucking genius.
[00:11:52]  He's applied the autism to football, Moroccan football, and he succeeded.
[00:11:58]  And I watch Ronaldo play and I see a guy with immense physical gifts, but not the same problem-solving ability.
[00:12:03]  And it's probably because he hasn't had to solve the problems.
[00:12:06]  It's like a guy like, I mean, LeBron is not the right comparison because I compared him to simply in terms of decision-making.
[00:12:13]  But the thing about LeBron is that LeBron is so one, so selfless.
[00:12:16]  Your Kobe comparison was really good, but I think Kobe's problem solving was maybe more elite.
[00:12:21]  Take like James Harding.
[00:12:23]  The game came so easy to him.
[00:12:25]  He was able to bully, get some space, create his shot.
[00:12:28]  Second, the physical ability started to leave.
[00:12:31]  It's like, you know who it might be?
[00:12:33]  It might be like Giannis Antitacumpo.
[00:12:36]  Once Giannis Antitacumpo starts to slow down.
[00:12:39]  But we don't know that yet.
[00:12:40]  We don't know it yet.
[00:12:41]  But once his physical ability no longer can affect the game, it's going to be hard for him to dominate because he can't fall back on these elite skills like Messi.
[00:12:50]  Messi, you could watch him right now.
[00:12:52]  He's not going to beat somebody in a foot race.
[00:12:54]  Like we're watching the final.
[00:12:55]  If it's one-on-one just racing for the ball, he's going to lose every single time.
[00:12:58]  You don't even run that.
[00:12:59]  Now.
[00:12:59]  Before that motherfucker would.
[00:13:01]  But now he wouldn't.
[00:13:02]  But he's still effective because if he gets the ball within space, he can.
[00:13:06]  He was involved in every scoring play.
[00:13:09]  So that's that like elite IQ.
[00:13:11]  I had coaches like this.
[00:13:12]  We would play with our coaches.
[00:13:13]  I'd be like 15, 16, and we're all like running super crazy energy.
[00:13:16]  We would play with the coach who's like 50.
[00:13:18]  But mentally, his decision-making was so good and his change of speed was so good, he could hang with us and we'd beat us.
[00:13:23]  And he would make fun of us.
[00:13:23]  Like, oh, you let an old man beat you.
[00:13:25]  But like, if it's a foot race, we'll beat him.
[00:13:27]  But just his ability to still play, even at an old age, just due to his agility and mental game, was like unmatched.
[00:13:32]  So here's something that's interesting.
[00:13:35]  If we're saying Messi's past Ronaldo, the gap is only going to grow because from what I'm hearing, Ronaldo very much relies on the physical.
[00:13:43]  And Messi, he can keep aging.
[00:13:44]  They're about the same age, right?
[00:13:45]  Messi's going to keep being good for a few more.
[00:13:47]  He was amazing in this World Cup.
[00:13:49]  Second most goals and probably had more assists than Mbappe overall.
[00:13:52]  So like contributed more points.
[00:13:53]  So he's just going to keep, he's going to keep playing at a high level theoretically.
[00:13:57]  And Ronaldo is kind of going to start regressing a lot more.
[00:14:00]  I think Ronaldo's a little true.
[00:14:01]  I think Ronaldo's a little older.
[00:14:02]  He's a couple years older.
[00:14:03]  Okay.
[00:14:03]  But they're close to Ronaldo, 38?
[00:14:05]  I think so.
[00:14:06]  And then Messi's, what, 35?
[00:14:08]  Yeah.
[00:14:08]  And this is where I compare.
[00:14:09]  I was comparing Messi's decision making to LeBron's, and I compared Ronaldo to Kobe based on what I've heard, which is Kobe wants it all on him at all times.
[00:14:17]  For better and for worse, this shit is mine, and you respect that.
[00:14:20]  But I think that's what it seems like Ronaldo is.
[00:14:22]  Like, if y'all didn't use me enough and we won the World Cup, I don't give a fuck.
[00:14:25]  I'm walking off.
[00:14:26]  I'm pissed at the coach.
[00:14:27]  You didn't play me enough.
[00:14:28]  I don't know if Messi's like that.
[00:14:29]  And that's how I also think LeBron is.
[00:14:31]  It's like, yo, whoever gets a shot if we win, it's good.
[00:14:34]  Regardless, we all just witnessed the greatest World Cup finals in history.
[00:14:39]  Greatest World Cup in history.
[00:14:40]  Maybe the greatest World Cup in history.
[00:14:42]  So I have to ask you guys the question.
[00:14:43]  This is what everybody on the internet wants to know.
[00:14:45]  I watched a World Cup.
[00:14:47]  Is it now that we've watched the greatest World Cup and the greatest World Cup final in history?
[00:14:55]  It's worth the people that died building the stadiums, right?
[00:14:58]  Like we can have.
[00:14:59]  No, no, no.
[00:14:59]  I'm asking.
[00:15:01]  The internet is asking the question.
[00:15:02]  No.
[00:15:03]  The internet is asking.
[00:15:04]  No one said.
[00:15:05]  Let me ask you this.
[00:15:06]  After watching the game, you feel a little bit more.
[00:15:08]  At least.
[00:15:09]  There was a lot of people from Morocco there, bro.
[00:15:11]  That's not true.
[00:15:12]  Pakistan.
[00:15:13]  And some people.
[00:15:13]  It was worth it if you asked me.
[00:15:15]  Hey, if you ask me, that shit was worth it.
[00:15:18]  Now, do you think if there are any fans of soccer, do you think that there are any fans that were these massive Messi fans?
[00:15:26]  And they're like, if I am going to give my life building these stadiums, at least let Messi win his first World Cup.
[00:15:33]  Do you think that there's a little bit.
[00:15:35]  Maybe that's how he won.
[00:15:37]  Human sacrifice.
[00:15:39]  They offered themselves up to God.
[00:15:41]  Come on, Al.
[00:15:42]  What?
[00:15:43]  What you got to say?
[00:15:44]  Was it Catholics?
[00:15:45]  Was it Catholics that died?
[00:15:46]  Say again?
[00:15:46]  Catholics that died?
[00:15:47]  I don't know who died.
[00:15:48]  I'm just saying.
[00:15:49]  What do you, you, you awfully quiet pussy.
[00:15:53]  I'm not on board.
[00:15:54]  I'm not on board with this one.
[00:15:56]  Not on board with what, Al?
[00:15:57]  Not on board with people.
[00:15:58]  People shouldn't have to die to play kickball, bro.
[00:16:01]  Come on, bro.
[00:16:02]  It shouldn't.
[00:16:03]  What if it was to build the Super Bowl?
[00:16:04]  What was this?
[00:16:05]  Now that's a game.
[00:16:06]  What if it was to have a conversation on a comedy pop?
[00:16:09]  What about that hype of folks?
[00:16:10]  That's what's rough.
[00:16:11]  Can we have that hype of conversation?
[00:16:12]  It's a rough one.
[00:16:13]  Who did you say died?
[00:16:14]  Who died?
[00:16:14]  I didn't say anybody died.
[00:16:16]  I also didn't say this how I feel.
[00:16:17]  The internet was asking this question.
[00:16:19]  Who allegedly died?
[00:16:21]  Was it Pakistanis?
[00:16:22]  I don't know.
[00:16:22]  The people that were building the stadium, allegedly.
[00:16:25]  Were they black?
[00:16:26]  I think they were brown.
[00:16:28]  Oh.
[00:16:29]  Oh.
[00:16:30]  Why y'all putting me in?
[00:16:31]  I'm just saying.
[00:16:32]  I'm just saying it.
[00:16:32]  Hypothetically.
[00:16:35]  It was a bunch of people from Finland.
[00:16:37]  There was a lot of people.
[00:16:38]  I would care about your people.
[00:16:39]  Hey, you right.
[00:16:40]  Hey, you right.
[00:16:42]  Who cares about the ghost?
[00:16:43]  I got care about the fans.
[00:16:43]  If it was Sweden, all right.
[00:16:45]  That's the only place I'll be like, all right, it's fine.
[00:16:47]  See what I'm saying?
[00:16:48]  So just imagine it was Swedes.
[00:16:49]  Imagine it was 500 Swedes died building them stadiums.
[00:16:52]  Yep.
[00:16:52]  So Messi could finally get his.
[00:16:54]  Just Ikea cranking France.
[00:16:55]  Yeah, I know.
[00:16:55]  I would imagine.
[00:16:56]  That was an uncomfortable statement.
[00:16:57]  What happened?
[00:17:00]  It's all plastic.
[00:17:02]  It came in flat.
[00:17:02]  You got to build your own seat when you get there.
[00:17:04]  That would be horrible.
[00:17:06]  All I'm saying is a lot of people are trying to have that conversation.
[00:17:08]  And I thought I would pose that question to you guys.
[00:17:10]  Was it so good that it makes you feel a little bit better about that?
[00:17:14]  We all feel horrible that these people died, but you feel a little bit better.
[00:17:17]  It was so good, you're going forget that people died.
[00:17:20]  Maybe that's a better way of putting it.
[00:17:21]  Conveniently block that out of your memory.
[00:17:23]  Exactly.
[00:17:23]  And when you talk about this World Cup, remember when this started?
[00:17:26]  And I'm not picking on you.
[00:17:27]  This is the mentality of everybody.
[00:17:28]  But you were like, whole thing feels tainted, man.
[00:17:30]  The whole thing feels gross.
[00:17:31]  And then every match was good to the point that we were like, this is the best.
[00:17:35]  I mean, you guys should kept winning.
[00:17:36]  I was like, I mean, I don't think they should ever do a World Cup outside of Qatar.
[00:17:43]  I think, I think, so far, so far, good idea.
[00:17:49]  Qatar is the goal of World Cups.
[00:17:52]  If this is the greatest World Cup ever, right?
[00:17:54]  If it's the greatest World Cup ever, let me tell you this.
[00:17:56]  We didn't miss alcohol, did we?
[00:17:58]  Shout out to Islam.
[00:17:59]  We weren't there, bro.
[00:18:00]  Shout out to Islam.
[00:18:02]  Andrew Tate Andrews Show.
[00:18:03]  I'm just saying.
[00:18:04]  We didn't miss it.
[00:18:05]  We didn't miss bitches.
[00:18:07]  We're married.
[00:18:08]  We're all married, bro.
[00:18:10]  Yeah, okay.
[00:18:11]  Yo, give us a few in the stands.
[00:18:14]  I'm just saying.
[00:18:14]  Side note: mad pressure when they go to the stands and a girl is wearing like the jersey of where she's from.
[00:18:20]  Because that's how I judge all the women from your country.
[00:18:22]  Yes.
[00:18:22]  Like, if they know you as a fine girl, we're like, yo, we need to go Corolla.
[00:18:25]  Yeah.
[00:18:26]  Red and white Croatia.
[00:18:27]  It was this ginger old lady.
[00:18:29]  And I was like, ooh, skip it.
[00:18:31]  I don't know.
[00:18:32]  I think we said this before.
[00:18:32]  You got to subsidize it.
[00:18:34]  You have to send your best.
[00:18:35]  Send your best.
[00:18:36]  Bro.
[00:18:36]  Put them on a plane.
[00:18:37]  I don't care.
[00:18:37]  Probably a commercial.
[00:18:38]  Plump up your lips and get the stand.
[00:18:41]  Yeah.
[00:18:42]  Dude.
[00:18:42]  Bribe the camera guy.
[00:18:43]  Everyone's like, bribe the reps.
[00:18:44]  Fuck that, bro.
[00:18:45]  Bribe the camera guy.
[00:18:46]  Say tourism.
[00:18:47]  Why are people going to go to Croatia after what they're doing?
[00:18:49]  1 million percent.
[00:18:50]  We didn't send out our best.
[00:18:51]  We didn't have that.
[00:18:52]  It was.
[00:18:53]  Yo, but there weren't a lot of American girls that we were going to.
[00:18:56]  That's a great point.
[00:18:57]  They're already in.
[00:18:58]  That's why we lost.
[00:18:59]  You didn't shit at all.
[00:18:59]  That didn't help.
[00:19:00]  You know what I mean?
[00:19:00]  It's one-hour flight.
[00:19:02]  Yeah.
[00:19:02]  Yeah, no, it didn't help.
[00:19:04]  Also, the most beautiful American women typically, you know, a lot of them are not necessarily from America.
[00:19:08]  That's the other thing.
[00:19:09]  Oh, interesting.
[00:19:10]  They come over.
[00:19:10]  They came over from the family.
[00:19:11]  They came over from Colombia.
[00:19:14]  I'm saying.
[00:19:15]  They come over from Colombia.
[00:19:16]  They mix in a little.
[00:19:17]  They come in from the islands.
[00:19:18]  They mix in a little.
[00:19:19]  So when it comes to supporting team, they're not supporting America.
[00:19:21]  You know what's wild?
[00:19:21]  I want to talk mad shit about you, but all of our moms aren't from America.
[00:19:25]  That's my point.
[00:19:26]  That's my point.
[00:19:26]  One of our moms.
[00:19:27]  Wait, was your mom born in America or Puerto Rico?
[00:19:29]  America Light.
[00:19:30]  New York.
[00:19:31]  She was born in New York.
[00:19:32]  Oh, wow.
[00:19:32]  She was like the last of 11, so that's why.
[00:19:34]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:19:35]  She was here already.
[00:19:35]  They came up.
[00:19:36]  She's one of them.
[00:19:37]  Yeah.
[00:19:38]  11?
[00:19:39]  Yeah.
[00:19:39]  The youngest of 11.
[00:19:40]  Yeah.
[00:19:40]  Damn.
[00:19:41]  God leave, bro.
[00:19:43]  Have you met Gramps?
[00:19:44]  Yeah.
[00:19:45]  You met Gramps?
[00:19:45]  He's a cool dude.
[00:19:46]  Really?
[00:19:47]  Obviously.
[00:19:48]  He was still in the same, bro.
[00:19:49]  Yeah, obviously.
[00:19:50]  Clearly.
[00:19:50]  Yes, wow.
[00:19:51]  Bad uncles and auntie.
[00:19:52]  That's what I get.
[00:19:53]  Same moms.
[00:19:54]  Same moms?
[00:19:55]  Two were not.
[00:19:56]  Oh, two were not.
[00:19:57]  Oh, but nine with one and then two more.
[00:19:59]  Same.
[00:19:59]  My dad won a nine.
[00:20:01]  My grandpa was born in the 1800s.
[00:20:02]  Sorry, did anybody ask?
[00:20:06]  Take off that job.
[00:20:08]  Take it out.
[00:20:09]  You don't deserve it.
[00:20:10]  But now I'm thinking about it.
[00:20:11]  I think I just made up 11.
[00:20:13]  I think it's like nine now that I'm going through all my aunts and uncles.
[00:20:16]  I think it's about nine.
[00:20:17]  Trip at 11, though.
[00:20:19]  There's five, though.
[00:20:19]  Uncles, inches, you just add a couple.
[00:20:22]  Yeah.
[00:20:22]  The bad cousins.
[00:20:23]  Okay.
[00:20:24]  Okay.
[00:20:24]  Let's just get back here because we don't want to take all episodes to discuss this, but we really can because it is the world's game.
[00:20:30]  Yes.
[00:20:30]  And we are having this conversation for the world.
[00:20:33]  The question is: now that Ronaldo has not won a World Cup, is there any player that hasn't won a World Cup that we still talk about?
[00:20:42]  We're talking about Ronaldo now, so that it's an odd thing that's happening.
[00:20:46]  Hey, shut up, bitch.
[00:20:50]  With your good-ass point.
[00:20:52]  Quit making good ass points, making me look like I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, motherfucker.
[00:20:56]  That's my bad.
[00:20:57]  That's my bad.
[00:20:58]  Damn it.
[00:20:58]  Shit.
[00:20:59]  Took the wind out of my sales.
[00:21:01]  This is a question.
[00:21:02]  No, I'm saying like historical figures.
[00:21:05]  Like Pele probably won a World Cup, right?
[00:21:07]  Every GOAT won a World Cup.
[00:21:08]  Pele, Maradona, and then now Messi.
[00:21:12]  Messi.
[00:21:12]  Johan Cruyff.
[00:21:14]  Oh, Cruyff.
[00:21:15]  Oh, how could we forget?
[00:21:16]  Did the first Johan?
[00:21:18]  Did the first Ronaldo win one?
[00:21:19]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:21:19]  Ronaldo won one.
[00:21:21]  100%.
[00:21:22]  Lewandosky, Robert Lewandowski.
[00:21:23]  He never won.
[00:21:24]  Nobody gives a fuck.
[00:21:24]  Son, these are truly names I've never heard in my life.
[00:21:27]  And I've been watching soccer for like six days now.
[00:21:29]  Yeah, I know.
[00:21:30]  That's my point, exactly.
[00:21:31]  With all due respect.
[00:21:32]  With all due respect.
[00:21:33]  I can't be respectful.
[00:21:34]  No, no, with all due respect to David Beckham.
[00:21:36]  Oh.
[00:21:37]  Motherfuckers don't even know he plays soccer.
[00:21:39]  You're just hot, dude.
[00:21:39]  You're just not.
[00:21:40]  Motherfuckers don't even know he plays soccer.
[00:21:42]  Son, you're a hot dude married a spice girl.
[00:21:44]  That's all I know about you.
[00:21:44]  Thank you.
[00:21:46]  Thank you.
[00:21:46]  That's all I know about you.
[00:21:47]  Thank you.
[00:21:48]  I gave him.
[00:21:49]  Nah.
[00:21:50]  That's what he's known for.
[00:21:51]  No, no, no, no.
[00:21:52]  He was nice, but no World Cup.
[00:21:53]  Forgotten.
[00:21:55]  It's disappeared.
[00:21:56]  You got to take these things off.
[00:21:57]  I pluribus unum.
[00:21:59]  What is that?
[00:22:00]  I pluribus unum.
[00:22:01]  Come on, I pluribus unum.
[00:22:04]  All united?
[00:22:05]  What is that?
[00:22:06]  That's on the dollar, bro.
[00:22:08]  I don't know.
[00:22:10]  I just needed some Latin right there, Ronald.
[00:22:11]  It felt like it's the right thing.
[00:22:12]  I wanted to do a Harry Potter spell.
[00:22:14]  I forgot how to do it.
[00:22:15]  Vita Cadabra.
[00:22:16]  Yeah.
[00:22:17]  From anyone.
[00:22:18]  From many one.
[00:22:18]  That's what I pluribus unimpeach.
[00:22:20]  Yeah, from any one.
[00:22:22]  Exactly, bro.
[00:22:23]  Come on, Al.
[00:22:24]  Rock with me, son.
[00:22:25]  Rock with me.
[00:22:26]  Alright, prop it up, Al.
[00:22:28]  Al, prop it up.
[00:22:29]  That shit was fine.
[00:22:30]  That's what I'm saying, my boy.
[00:22:31]  We're creating momentum out of here.
[00:22:32]  I pluribus unum.
[00:22:34]  From many GOAT conversations, there can only be a conversation.
[00:22:37]  Oh, my God, bro.
[00:22:39]  Damn.
[00:22:39]  Wow, bro.
[00:22:40]  Get it, dude.
[00:22:41]  Holy shit.
[00:22:42]  Did it, dude?
[00:22:43]  That's crazy.
[00:22:44]  Okay.
[00:22:45]  My point is, Messi telling all his fans to shut up right here.
[00:22:48]  Look at that.
[00:22:49]  That's Ronaldo, but it's all Ronaldo's gun.
[00:22:52]  And we're back.
[00:22:53]  We all make this.
[00:22:54]  It would have been good.
[00:22:55]  We all make mistakes.
[00:22:56]  You know, Ronaldo's in the grave when even speed flips on you.
[00:22:59]  Wow, you saw that?
[00:23:01]  Speed flipped.
[00:23:02]  Oof.
[00:23:02]  Yeah.
[00:23:03]  Took off his shirt underneath Messi jersey.
[00:23:07]  Oh.
[00:23:07]  Because the motherfucker knew.
[00:23:09]  And I bet Messi will meet him.
[00:23:11]  Say what's up to him.
[00:23:12]  Give him a bug.
[00:23:14]  Come on, bro.
[00:23:17]  He looks so happy to do it, too.
[00:23:21]  Wow.
[00:23:22]  Wow.
[00:23:24]  Bam, Was he out there for the entire shit?
[00:23:31]  Yes, bro.
[00:23:32]  God damn it.
[00:23:32]  It's the world's game.
[00:23:34]  The world's goddamn game.
[00:23:35]  Do we have to thank Speed for making soccer popular in America?
[00:23:37]  Actually, we do.
[00:23:39]  Can you elaborate on that, please?
[00:23:40]  I'm just saying, we had Landon Donovan.
[00:23:42]  He brought a couple people into the game.
[00:23:43]  Yep.

=== The World's Goddamn Game (04:18) ===

[00:23:44]  We had Tyler Adams.
[00:23:45]  He brought a couple people in the game.
[00:23:46]  Don't know who you're talking about.
[00:23:47]  Speed might have brought more people to.
[00:23:48]  Had a comment about Landon Donovan during the broadcasting.
[00:23:51]  What were you talking about him?
[00:23:52]  Landed his time, bro.
[00:23:54]  In time for what?
[00:23:55]  Shave it off, buddy.
[00:23:56]  Shave it off.
[00:23:56]  Shave it off, bro.
[00:23:58]  Why don't you hater?
[00:23:58]  I'm saying, make the head shit thin, so he just throw it out in the back, flip it, or go to Turkey, get the transplants, get on some type of finasterize something, make it come back.
[00:24:11]  That's crazy.
[00:24:11]  Shave it off.
[00:24:12]  He looks, can you get him up?
[00:24:14]  He looks stupid, man.
[00:24:16]  I'm not even trying to diss the guy.
[00:24:18]  I'm a Donovan fan, bro.
[00:24:19]  I grew up watching this guy.
[00:24:20]  But it's got to go, buddy.
[00:24:21]  Yo.
[00:24:22]  Yeah, I hate it.
[00:24:22]  We're not hating, bro.
[00:24:23]  I love Tim.
[00:24:24]  Remember when Tim Howard did that crazy outlet pass and he scored?
[00:24:27]  Yes.
[00:24:28]  Are you serious right now?
[00:24:29]  I'm being dead serious.
[00:24:30]  We're talking about.
[00:24:32]  Yeah, I remember.
[00:24:34]  I remember very well.
[00:24:35]  That's at its best.
[00:24:36]  Now that's bad.
[00:24:38]  No, no.
[00:24:39]  Don't disrespect.
[00:24:40]  That's disrespectful.
[00:24:41]  Come on, bro.
[00:24:42]  That's Rihanna.
[00:24:43]  Jeez, come on.
[00:24:45]  That is Rihanna.
[00:24:46]  Wow.
[00:24:47]  That's Riri.
[00:24:47]  That's Rihanna.
[00:24:48]  That is wow, disrespectful.
[00:24:50]  Why is that disrespectful?
[00:24:51]  Wow.
[00:24:51]  Why is that disrespectful?
[00:24:52]  Why is that disrespectful?
[00:24:53]  Why is it disrespectful?
[00:24:54]  I compared it to a bald man.
[00:24:55]  Listen, bro.
[00:24:56]  Does Rihanna have a beautiful large forehead?
[00:24:58]  Not that.
[00:24:59]  That's not a beautiful forehead.
[00:25:00]  My wife tried to put big foreheads on me.
[00:25:03]  She was like, you love big foreheads.
[00:25:06]  I was like, do I?
[00:25:07]  She's like, I've seen girls that you're into.
[00:25:09]  And I was like, I didn't even know that that was like a characteristic I'm into.
[00:25:13]  Apparently, yo, Landon, you better cover that shit up, my boy.
[00:25:16]  Let's go, bro.
[00:25:16]  Dude, you don't have size.
[00:25:19]  No, I do.
[00:25:19]  Come on, built with stuff.
[00:25:20]  You got Anvil.
[00:25:22]  You got Anvil.
[00:25:23]  She's like, nah, you got Anvil.
[00:25:25]  I got Petra, bro.
[00:25:25]  My face is Petra, dog.
[00:25:26]  Nah, you're not really big.
[00:25:28]  Yeah, you don't have a lot of inches.
[00:25:31]  You don't have a lot of inches this way.
[00:25:33]  Yeah.
[00:25:33]  But you do come forward.
[00:25:35]  Yeah, hammerhead sharp.
[00:25:37]  Well, Hammer's like goes out like this.
[00:25:39]  It's similar.
[00:25:39]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:25:40]  That's true.
[00:25:40]  That is true.
[00:25:42]  You have something there.
[00:25:42]  Yeah, I'm trying to see.
[00:25:43]  What is he?
[00:25:45]  Easter Island?
[00:25:46]  That's probably the closest thing, man.
[00:25:48]  Do you get to stand a little closer to like the eye exam thing?
[00:25:51]  No, that's true.
[00:25:51]  Because your eyes are stuck so far.
[00:25:53]  Let's just.
[00:25:56]  Now you're being rude.
[00:25:56]  Now you're being rude to my family.
[00:25:58]  Now you're being rude.
[00:25:59]  We're going to move on.
[00:25:59]  All right.
[00:26:00]  Do you have to get like custom fitted?
[00:26:02]  Cause they don't make your size.
[00:26:03]  No keys.
[00:26:04]  Yes.
[00:26:04]  What is it?
[00:26:05]  It's insane.
[00:26:06]  Genuinely is insane.
[00:26:07]  I guess if you're snapbacking just lets it go.
[00:26:09]  Snapback is like the last two hooks.
[00:26:11]  I swear to God.
[00:26:11]  But serious question.
[00:26:12]  What is bigger?
[00:26:13]  Shoe or hat size?
[00:26:15]  Relatively?
[00:26:16]  No, no, no.
[00:26:17]  Actually, they're both the number.
[00:26:18]  Well, hat size is like in the 30s, right?
[00:26:20]  Normally?
[00:26:20]  No, it's like seven and three-fourths.
[00:26:22]  God damn!
[00:26:23]  Even a 30s.
[00:26:25]  Every hat's in like a 30s, bro.
[00:26:26]  That's in the 30s.
[00:26:29]  What the fuck?
[00:26:30]  I tried.
[00:26:30]  That's her one though.
[00:26:32]  Hats are in the 30s.
[00:26:33]  He needed custom ass.
[00:26:34]  That's like in the 30s.
[00:26:36]  I tried to give him, I was like, maybe it's centimeters.
[00:26:38]  No, But even then, it's like a 15.
[00:26:40]  Come on, bro.
[00:26:42]  Hats are in the 30s.
[00:26:43]  What are you?
[00:26:43]  You're probably a 20.
[00:26:45]  You're probably a 20 size.
[00:26:46]  I'm an eight and a quarter, bro.
[00:26:47]  Nah, no, no, no.
[00:26:49]  It's eight, right?
[00:26:50]  No, seven and a half.
[00:26:51]  I was about to say eight and a quarter is cut.
[00:26:52]  Seven big shoot.
[00:26:53]  Seven and a quarter.
[00:26:54]  Genuinely is probably double digits.
[00:26:56]  I've never had a fitted that I found that I put on that fit me.
[00:26:59]  Never in my life.
[00:27:00]  That's wow, crazy.
[00:27:01]  I was a manager of baseball teams.
[00:27:02]  There were hats everywhere.
[00:27:03]  You tried taking one off a mascot?
[00:27:04]  That's the only way.
[00:27:05]  That's the only way, bro.
[00:27:07]  I have to find a tiger that has got a hat on.
[00:27:10]  If it's going to fit, there's holes in the ears, bro.
[00:27:11]  It's fucking a nightmare.
[00:27:13]  A lot of people don't talk about the difficulties of having larger things.
[00:27:18]  Your nose isn't that big, bro.
[00:27:20]  Your nose isn't that big.
[00:27:21]  When I drink wine out of a glass, I have to do mostly next because the wine glass stops here, and then I literally have to tilt my head back.
[00:27:31]  And the most embarrassing thing, that's why I always let my wife taste it.
[00:27:34]  Because when they do the taste, it feels a little at the bottom.
[00:27:37]  Yeah, but you wouldn't know if it's good or not.
[00:27:39]  You could get all the way in the fucking glass.
[00:27:41]  No, I can smell it better than most people.
[00:27:43]  When I actually have to sip it, I'm fucking drinking.
[00:27:45]  I'm at a restaurant and there's a pole behind my seat and I went like this to try it and I went and it made the sound gone.
[00:27:54]  That's crazy.
[00:27:55]  Asian restaurant say did everyone bow as soon as you did.
[00:27:57]  Hi Animal's time to say they thought another person was walking in.

=== Fansly Content For Creators (02:51) ===

[00:28:02]  Yeah, that's beautiful, man.
[00:28:03]  But no, the sniffing thing is tricky.
[00:28:05]  You ever snorted up?
[00:28:06]  What?
[00:28:06]  The wine?
[00:28:07]  The wine?
[00:28:08]  Okay.
[00:28:10]  Really?
[00:28:10]  You're going to let that happen?
[00:28:11]  You're going to do that to me?
[00:28:15]  No, it has to.
[00:28:18]  You're going to do that to me.
[00:28:22]  We had a beautiful time.
[00:28:22]  We had a beautiful time in Morocco.
[00:28:24]  We all had a great time.
[00:28:25]  We're brothers.
[00:28:26]  We're brothers, bro.
[00:28:27]  That's not bad.
[00:28:28]  That's how you watch that.
[00:28:29]  That's how you do me, bro.
[00:28:30]  That's not bad.
[00:28:31]  Go, I'm sorry.
[00:28:32]  Go, go, go, go.
[00:28:33]  I was about to bring it back to Dove because he's been quiet.
[00:28:37]  Go, go.
[00:28:37]  I'm pouting.
[00:28:39]  I'm pouting.
[00:28:39]  No, but go on.
[00:28:40]  Yes, I have smelled the wine and I did smell it.
[00:28:42]  Oh, fuck it.
[00:28:42]  He needs those extend those clips for his glasses.
[00:28:50]  That's not fair, bro.
[00:28:52]  It's the bad.
[00:28:55]  It's not a go-go gadget.
[00:28:57]  I've put my shit up.
[00:28:57]  It's like an arm, bro.
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=== Starting A Business From Your Bedroom (07:15) ===

[00:30:53]  Okay, they got the feet pics.
[00:30:55]  I got your neighbor Jenna shoot.
[00:30:57]  They might have feed pics from your neighbor Jenna again.
[00:30:59]  That's fancy.com.
[00:31:01]  Slash promo slash, flagrant.
[00:31:03]  Thank you, fancy.
[00:31:04]  Now let's get back to the show.
[00:31:05]  We should talk about our trip to Morocco.
[00:31:07]  We made a crazy little trip to Morocco.
[00:31:09]  If you're a real asshole ARMY Flagrant supporter, you already know what the fuck time it was.
[00:31:14]  We pulled off some incredible shit.
[00:31:17]  So Morocco was gonna play, or did play, France in the semifinals.
[00:31:24]  Yeah, now Morocco is this massive underdog.
[00:31:27]  I love underdogs, I love the underdog story.
[00:31:30]  It motivates me, it excites me.
[00:31:32]  I love the energy around underdogs.
[00:31:34]  Everything about the what if?
[00:31:37]  Moment yeah, excites me, and we were gonna go watch the game in Qatar.
[00:31:42]  The reason why we're not in Qatar right now is because this is my first year anniversary with my wife, which is fire and is awesome but um, we had to watch, you know the game, but I didn't want to go out there to Qatar and then my wife's got to wear a fucking garbage bag for the whole weekend or whatever.
[00:31:57]  It's not the best way to celebrate your first anniversary.
[00:32:00]  That helps gratitude in America, though.
[00:32:02]  It's like, look how baseballs are, that's a good ass point.
[00:32:04]  I could just turn thing around.
[00:32:06]  She can't see it all.
[00:32:07]  I just run and go watch the game.
[00:32:08]  Yeah, that's.
[00:32:09]  Do they ever play that game with their watch?
[00:32:11]  You know they're just walking, then flip the garbage bag around and then it's just nothing.
[00:32:15]  You see absolutely nothing.
[00:32:16]  That's a really fun prank.
[00:32:17]  Yeah yo, we should do that.
[00:32:19]  That is a fun prank.
[00:32:20]  That's not a fun prank.
[00:32:22]  You don't think that that's a fun wild dude, is that?
[00:32:25]  Why is that wild?
[00:32:26]  It's kind of a funny prank.
[00:32:27]  Yeah, do you know what's enough?
[00:32:29]  Whatever yeah, anyway.
[00:32:31]  So uh, so we're talking about.
[00:32:33]  We're like, do we want to go to Qatar?
[00:32:34]  We're like, no, I don't really want to go to Qatar.
[00:32:37]  I mean no offense Qatar, but like it didn't feel like the energy was there, like it didn't feel like there was the people that were there.
[00:32:43]  Like, if i'm going to watch this game, we're going to go out and watch a game.
[00:32:45]  I want to watch it with the people.
[00:32:46]  So it was, either we go to Paris and watch the French people watch France go against Morocco which obviously Mark wanted to go Alex was thinking about going as well or we go to Morocco.
[00:32:56]  Now the energy around an underdog is so much better.
[00:32:59]  Also, one of my best friends in the entire world happens to be a Moroccan, so we do have an affinity for Moroccans.
[00:33:06]  Okay now, who better?
[00:33:08]  Come on bro, he's barely friends was Moroccan until we went to Morocco we realized those people are Moroccans.
[00:33:15]  Yo, that was rough.
[00:33:24]  That was an eat Floribazuna, you eat.
[00:33:28]  You did eat Floribazim anyway.
[00:33:30]  So um, the night before uh the, the night the night before no, two nights before the game, I message everybody, I go bring a passport and a pair of underwear to the podcast, because we still had to report, record the podcast.
[00:33:42]  We didn't have any tickets booked, we had none of that shit.
[00:33:44]  And um, i'm talking to Dove all night like, can we fucking pull this off?
[00:33:47]  Can we go do it?
[00:33:49]  And there's a the vlog that's probably out right now.
[00:33:52]  Some of you guys go check it out, we vlog the whole experience.
[00:33:55]  It's really wild.
[00:33:56]  And so we decide we go, fuck it.
[00:33:58]  We come to the pod.
[00:33:59]  We, basically right before the podcast starts, I think, agree to go.
[00:34:03]  Was it right before?
[00:34:03]  It was even during yeah, earlier.
[00:34:06]  Yeah, Dove was a little stressed yeah yeah, why was that stressed?
[00:34:09]  I don't know.
[00:34:09]  I don't know why he looks so stressed up.
[00:34:14]  You mean, because Andrew wants to leave in a few hours to Morocco with six guys during the World Cup, in a city that no one's been to, with equipment we don't have out there yet, with a place not to view it yet.
[00:34:28]  Hold on no, it'll be fine.
[00:34:30]  And then he had to do that while we were.
[00:34:32]  At first, everyone was a little stressed, I think, like Akash played it off well, but I could see him a couple times being like what the fuck are we doing?
[00:34:37]  Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
[00:34:39]  You don't like to travel yo, you don't like to travel.
[00:34:42]  You're a great sport, like.
[00:34:44]  Nobody's a better sport than you.
[00:34:45]  Yeah, but that's, that's not zero notice.
[00:34:48]  To go to Africa.
[00:34:48]  You don't like to travel Committed, and I thought it was gonna be so dope.
[00:34:52]  And then the night of the night we commit, and then the day I was like, Yo, we're going to motherfucking Africa, and all I got is a couple pairs of underwear and a toothbrush.
[00:35:01]  What the fuck is happening?
[00:35:02]  It's an adventure, baby.
[00:35:03]  Yeah, it was worth it.
[00:35:04]  But I was like, God damn, it's a lot, yo.
[00:35:06]  We're doing a lot.
[00:35:07]  Be honest, Burning Man, Morocco.
[00:35:09]  Morocco, not even fucking close.
[00:35:11]  I disagree, but Morocco's still on fire.
[00:35:13]  I just want to let y'all know.
[00:35:14]  Morocco's on fire.
[00:35:15]  Outfits very similar, but I don't know if I'm saying Morocco is fucking with Burning Man.
[00:35:20]  But anyway, we go.
[00:35:22]  I'm just mad at listening to this motherfucker and only packed underwear.
[00:35:25]  Yeah, I didn't have two fame, bro.
[00:35:26]  Even if two backpacks are going to be a bad thing.
[00:35:31]  Oh, and here's the best part.
[00:35:32]  We all had backpacks.
[00:35:33]  All of a sudden, look at Andrew.
[00:35:33]  He's got a backpack and a bag.
[00:35:35]  Yeah.
[00:35:35]  We travel for a living.
[00:35:37]  We have the right carry-on bag, the right thing.
[00:35:39]  And Andrew's like, no, just bring your toothbrush and this.
[00:35:42]  Now look at him.
[00:35:42]  Look like a homeless at the corner.
[00:35:44]  I have to lift a fucking heavy doff.
[00:35:47]  All this money, and look what we tracked our bag.
[00:35:49]  This is good.
[00:35:49]  This is more exciting.
[00:35:50]  We're going to Africa.
[00:35:51]  We're just taking a backpack.
[00:35:52]  Isn't that way cooler than everybody with their little roll-on bags?
[00:35:55]  God forbid, you have to cross it over your shoulder.
[00:35:57]  This is what he's bringing from New York.
[00:35:58]  This is Christmas.
[00:35:59]  Yeah, because not everything fit.
[00:36:00]  Because I need to support Kid Super, unlike you, selfish pieces of shit.
[00:36:03]  Well, they can't roll my bag.
[00:36:05]  They don't have streets where we're going.
[00:36:07]  What are you going to do?
[00:36:08]  I got to get my favorite angle here.
[00:36:10]  Stop.
[00:36:10]  Stop.
[00:36:10]  I'm not going to.
[00:36:11]  Because I had to bring Kid Super stuff.
[00:36:13]  Because we were going to meet Kid Super.
[00:36:14]  Shout out to Colin.
[00:36:15]  Shout out to Kid.
[00:36:16]  And Kid Super was also very motivational in this because he was like, yo, it would be so much more fire if we watched that shit in Morocco.
[00:36:22]  So it was like, all right, let's do it.
[00:36:24]  And he flew from Brazil that day, like 18 to Spain to some other shit.
[00:36:30]  Eventually gets to Morocco.
[00:36:31]  He meets us the next day.
[00:36:33]  But we go on this flight.
[00:36:34]  And Dove is a master of fucking travel.
[00:36:36]  The guy's booked flights for fucking years.
[00:36:39]  He's lived in Europe.
[00:36:40]  Every steering book, the guy's master.
[00:36:42]  Like, if there's a flight to be found, this motherfucker will find it.
[00:36:46]  I'm excited.
[00:36:47]  I'm actually excited to have about seven hours where I could just chill.
[00:36:50]  We're taking his red eye.
[00:36:51]  We get on this flight.
[00:36:53]  That shit takes off.
[00:36:54]  I was searching.
[00:36:55]  I was searching for some Wi-Fi before the flight took off.
[00:36:58]  And I was like, you know, that Wi-Fi probably gonna pop up.
[00:37:00]  Yeah, once we get to 10,000 feet.
[00:37:01]  We're not at 10,000 feet.
[00:37:03]  Why is the plan to have a Verizon Wi-Fi?
[00:37:05]  That's weird.
[00:37:06]  Yeah, this is odd thing.
[00:37:08]  Right?
[00:37:08]  I opened up at 10,000.
[00:37:09]  I asked the lady, I was like, yo, we had 10,000 feet because I didn't even want to know the bad news.
[00:37:14]  I wanted to see for myself.
[00:37:15]  You had a lady flight attendant?
[00:37:17]  Yeah, well, you had men.
[00:37:18]  Only men.
[00:37:19]  Oh, no, they were doing that in business class, my boy.
[00:37:22]  I noticed that was only dudes, and I was like, huh, I wonder what that was about.
[00:37:25]  They were not happy about it.
[00:37:26]  Yeah.
[00:37:27]  They were kerfuffled.
[00:37:28]  Wait, really?
[00:37:29]  On my side, there was a big fan of Schultz.
[00:37:31]  So he just kept slipping me wine.
[00:37:33]  Get out of here.
[00:37:34]  No, he said hi.
[00:37:35]  Dude, Schultz got recognized in Morocco so much.
[00:37:37]  It was amazing.
[00:37:37]  It was amazing.
[00:37:38]  She wasn't slipping you, or he wasn't slipping you wine because he knew you.
[00:37:41]  He was slipping you wine because Dove goes, oh, yeah, that's my best friend.
[00:37:44]  Don't pull that up.
[00:37:45]  First of all, no, the first thing he said.
[00:37:46]  I was just trying to first get him to get me into business class.
[00:37:50]  And then that was a consolation.
[00:37:51]  There's something about going closer to the homeland that just brings out the negotiator in him.
[00:37:56]  Like, he's already haggling with the pilot.
[00:37:59]  He was like, try to sit behind you.
[00:38:00]  Just shock him.
[00:38:01]  Let me just go shock him.
[00:38:02]  What's wrong with shocking?
[00:38:03]  You want me up here?
[00:38:04]  Come on.
[00:38:04]  Yeah, you want me up here.
[00:38:05]  You want me up here?
[00:38:07]  I'm DJ.
[00:38:07]  Let me play music.

=== Snake Charmer Stories In Morocco (07:06) ===

[00:38:08]  Come on, pass by.
[00:38:09]  So we get on this flight.
[00:38:10]  Of course, there's no internet fucking seven hours.
[00:38:12]  Yeah.
[00:38:12]  Okay.
[00:38:13]  We deal with it.
[00:38:15]  We land.
[00:38:17]  Go to.
[00:38:17]  Almost missed the flight.
[00:38:18]  Oh, shit.
[00:38:19]  That's right.
[00:38:19]  We got to go Casablanca to Marrakech.
[00:38:21]  Yeah.
[00:38:22]  We finally get to Marrakech.
[00:38:26]  And then what the fuck happens?
[00:38:28]  We went straight to the Riyadh.
[00:38:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:38:30]  The Medina.
[00:38:31]  Yes.
[00:38:31]  Yes.
[00:38:32]  So Dove got this beautiful Riyadh that's in the Medina.
[00:38:34]  Shout out to Munim.
[00:38:35]  Do we know the name of it?
[00:38:36]  If you guys ever go to Marrakech, Dar Moderna, it's called Dar Moda, and it's like a five-suite boutique hotel in the shook.
[00:38:42]  And it's just a service.
[00:38:44]  It was the whole hotel.
[00:38:45]  Remember showing us the roof?
[00:38:46]  Oh, yeah.
[00:38:48]  Wow.
[00:38:49]  Awesome.
[00:38:51]  Would it be possible to show them the roof?
[00:38:53]  Can I show them the roof?
[00:39:00]  Wow.
[00:39:06]  Not bad.
[00:39:09]  What?
[00:39:17]  What's really cool about some of these little stores is that they look tiny upon the entrance, but then they open up.
[00:39:26]  Look at this.
[00:39:33]  It's just this insane place that has been built over, I don't know, probably thousands of fucking years.
[00:39:40]  You could never design a place like this.
[00:39:42]  You know, like culture just needs to create a place like this, developing organically over thousands of years.
[00:39:47]  A lot of rugs.
[00:39:48]  That's not a stereotype.
[00:39:49]  No.
[00:39:49]  They love rugs.
[00:39:50]  They love a carpet, man.
[00:39:52]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:39:53]  Yeah, I call it a carpet, dog.
[00:39:54]  Just say carpet.
[00:39:56]  What is a carpet, bro?
[00:39:57]  What do you think came first?
[00:39:58]  The love of rugs or having to pray five times a day?
[00:40:01]  Whoa, that's a good-ass point, bro.
[00:40:03]  That's a great point.
[00:40:04]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:40:04]  Did prayer five times a day?
[00:40:06]  Was that a way?
[00:40:07]  They were like, this is cool, man.
[00:40:09]  Right?
[00:40:09]  I was noticing this rug.
[00:40:10]  I'm thinking about rugs a lot.
[00:40:11]  Or was there like a rug dealer that like hit up Muhammad and he was like, yo, can we up it a few?
[00:40:16]  Like, I need some wear and tear in these rugs.
[00:40:18]  Yeah, you know what's moving?
[00:40:19]  Better than praying four times?
[00:40:21]  I'm just saying, we have to look at that.
[00:40:23]  Yeah, I'm curious.
[00:40:24]  I think the rugs were probably made prior.
[00:40:26]  Islam comes around like what, 500 AD?
[00:40:29]  Sure.
[00:40:29]  600 AD?
[00:40:30]  Why not?
[00:40:31]  Let's go with that.
[00:40:31]  Right?
[00:40:32]  Yeah.
[00:40:32]  People had rugs before that.
[00:40:34]  Aladdin was flying around in like zero.
[00:40:36]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:40:37]  Right or wrong.
[00:40:37]  How do you know Aladdin wasn't Muslim?
[00:40:40]  He wasn't.
[00:40:41]  Okay, good point.
[00:40:42]  You won.
[00:40:43]  Ottoman Empire.
[00:40:44]  That's a great argument.
[00:40:45]  Fuck, he was Muslim, wasn't he?
[00:40:47]  Was he Muslim?
[00:40:48]  Yeah, he had to be Muslim.
[00:40:50]  Yeah, I mean, he wears a fez, right?
[00:40:52]  No.
[00:40:53]  Does Aladdin wear a fez?
[00:40:54]  Yeah.
[00:40:55]  I think he does, bro.
[00:40:56]  He might wear a fez.
[00:40:57]  Like a little one, I think.
[00:40:58]  Anywho.
[00:40:58]  That's a Moroccan dude.
[00:40:59]  It was just dope.
[00:41:00]  Walking around the souk.
[00:41:01]  We walk around the souk.
[00:41:02]  We go to the square.
[00:41:05]  Yeah.
[00:41:06]  And the square is crazy.
[00:41:07]  The square is crazy.
[00:41:08]  Yeah.
[00:41:08]  That's where we're going to watch the game.
[00:41:09]  Yeah.
[00:41:09]  Yeah.
[00:41:10]  And during the day, it kind of seems like kind of chill, sort of low-key.
[00:41:13]  It's like Times Square of Morocco, of Marrakech.
[00:41:17]  Yeah.
[00:41:17]  And then the snake charmers.
[00:41:18]  But instead of billboards, yeah, it's snakes and monkeys.
[00:41:21]  And there's literal cobras that are just sitting in the square and they're not attached to nothing.
[00:41:25]  They're free-range.
[00:41:26]  People came on to take pictures with.
[00:41:28]  It's snakey man.
[00:41:29]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:41:29]  And I was super confident.
[00:41:30]  I was surprised how confident you were with this.
[00:41:31]  Yeah, you're really good with snakes, bro.
[00:41:33]  Yeah.
[00:41:34]  No, I'm just saying.
[00:41:35]  I was surprised how brave you were.
[00:41:36]  Why were you so pussy when this thing?
[00:41:38]  What happened?
[00:41:39]  Relaxed.
[00:41:40]  What happened?
[00:41:40]  Pushed me into a coffee.
[00:41:41]  I didn't push you.
[00:41:41]  There's no proof of that.
[00:41:42]  Pushed me into a cobra.
[00:41:43]  You know, I pushed me into a car.
[00:41:44]  No, no, no.
[00:41:45]  First of all, you have no balance, bro.
[00:41:46]  So you want to take this outside?
[00:41:48]  1v1 you right now.
[00:41:50]  The snake out there.
[00:41:51]  Like, what's good?
[00:41:52]  I just don't know.
[00:41:55]  I gave out a little nudge.
[00:41:57]  And the cobra is staring at him.
[00:41:59]  And then, bro, the way that you freaked out.
[00:42:02]  He grabbed his ankle, trying to get a yellow card.
[00:42:04]  It was...
[00:42:09]  They know that we're coming for the snake, bro.
[00:42:11]  They know it.
[00:42:12]  The music is getting louder.
[00:42:16]  Hi, everybody.
[00:42:18]  Okay, we're here.
[00:42:19]  I don't even know what to say right now.
[00:42:20]  Oh, that one keeps plunging, bro.
[00:42:26]  Oh, no, it.
[00:42:27]  Hey, you.
[00:42:28]  Did you not get that?
[00:42:30]  Did you not get that?
[00:42:32]  No, That's how they get you, boy.
[00:42:36]  Look at that.
[00:42:37]  Oh, shit.
[00:42:38]  What's going on?
[00:42:41]  Take the monkey.
[00:42:54]  Dude, then so we do the snakes.
[00:42:56]  And this is a really annoying thing about the snakes and about the monkeys as well is that like the experience being with them is incredible.
[00:43:04]  Like there's a fucking cobra right in front of you.
[00:43:06]  Yes.
[00:43:06]  Right?
[00:43:07]  You're photobombing a cobra.
[00:43:10]  It's pretty remarkable.
[00:43:12]  You're seeing it right there.
[00:43:13]  There's nothing stopping it.
[00:43:14]  I'm sure they defang him or do something horribly.
[00:43:16]  But it's an animal cruelty shit to him, but whatever.
[00:43:19]  But there's something about being around.
[00:43:20]  Come on, bro.
[00:43:21]  Because the guys around it were very afraid of it, too.
[00:43:24]  Yeah.
[00:43:25]  Dude was throwing fucking rugs and shit on top of it to calm it down.
[00:43:28]  I was praying.
[00:43:29]  I didn't know the snake was afraid.
[00:43:30]  Like he was afraid of it too.
[00:43:31]  So if he's afraid of it and he's the fucking snake.
[00:43:34]  I'm not going near that.
[00:43:35]  Do you think the charmer does anything?
[00:43:37]  I don't think so.
[00:43:37]  No.
[00:43:38]  The drugs do something.
[00:43:39]  Oh, yeah.
[00:43:40]  They must be drunk in these guys.
[00:43:41]  Yeah.
[00:43:41]  But the snakes are still up.
[00:43:43]  Yeah.
[00:43:43]  Like, they're still going after.
[00:43:45]  They're on ecstasy.
[00:43:45]  Yeah.
[00:43:46]  But just here, they just think they're at like an EDM festival and they just hear the music and they're just bothering.
[00:43:51]  They start playing the fucking flute they think it's blondish, man.
[00:43:53]  I'm telling you.
[00:43:53]  They're fucking vibing.
[00:43:55]  They were into it.
[00:43:55]  It was fire.
[00:43:56]  That shit was fake.
[00:43:57]  I thought that was only in the cartoons.
[00:43:58]  But I will say that I really did.
[00:44:00]  The worst thing about it is the way that they kind of hustle you when they leave.
[00:44:05]  Oh, you didn't like that.
[00:44:07]  I did not like it, man, because it's like all it would take is one group of them, because there's a bunch of different like snake charmers, one group to not do that.
[00:44:13]  And then you would tell people to go to that group every single time they want a picture with a snake.
[00:44:17]  But like they hustle you, they leave their like whole portion.
[00:44:20]  I think that's true.
[00:44:21]  What's that?
[00:44:22]  If there was one group, you think you would go and tell people like, yo, when you go to Morocco, find this group to take the snake pictures.
[00:44:29]  Don't go to the guy with the beard.
[00:44:30]  There's no trip advisor for the snake charmer group.
[00:44:32]  No, the guy with the beard and the hat named Muhammad.
[00:44:33]  That guy is.
[00:44:35]  These guys are trying to make money however they can make it.
[00:44:37]  They're just, that's why they're so aggressive.
[00:44:39]  It's the not that I liked it, but I get why it's happening.
[00:44:41]  It's in this.
[00:44:42]  But you didn't like it, though.
[00:44:43]  I didn't like it.
[00:44:43]  No, it wasn't.
[00:44:44]  It was the one thing.
[00:44:44]  And maybe if there was one that you would like, you would like tell people to go back to the business.
[00:44:47]  I wouldn't tell people.
[00:44:48]  Where's the apple?
[00:44:49]  It would be like the 10th thing on my list to tell people in Morocco.
[00:44:52]  Where to get snake charms, right?
[00:44:54]  Yes.
[00:44:56]  Yes.
[00:44:57]  Right?
[00:44:57]  Whoa, okay.
[00:44:58]  Give me the other nine.
[00:44:59]  No, no, give me the other nine things that you're going to tell people.
[00:45:02]  Where to buy a jalaba, where to eat?
[00:45:04]  Whoa, I don't know where you could buy one.
[00:45:05]  Every fucking store you walk by in the soup?
[00:45:07]  Just ask anyone.
[00:45:08]  We're the nice aggressive guys there.
[00:45:11]  They're annoying at those stores, too.
[00:45:12]  And you think you're paying for snake charming twice?

=== Finding The Real Snake Charmer Group (15:11) ===

[00:45:15]  Say what?
[00:45:15]  You're going to do that snake charming thing twice?
[00:45:17]  That one guy's like, I had a bad experience.
[00:45:18]  Let me try the next guy.
[00:45:19]  He's saying, who's going to do that?
[00:45:22]  He's saying it's a referral-based business.
[00:45:23]  Yeah, I know.
[00:45:24]  I think it is referral-based, yo.
[00:45:26]  Did you sign the exit referral-based?
[00:45:27]  I said word of music.
[00:45:28]  You've been to Morocco twice.
[00:45:29]  Didn't even know.
[00:45:31]  You didn't have a wife.
[00:45:32]  You had a reference for yourself.
[00:45:33]  I didn't take no pictures with snakes the first time I was there.
[00:45:35]  What were you doing the first time?
[00:45:36]  I had a wife.
[00:45:39]  Yeah, I'm not doing that wrist-taking ass.
[00:45:41]  What's it?
[00:45:43]  You're the camera, man, bro.
[00:45:46]  I can't do that shit.
[00:45:47]  But then we went to the...
[00:45:49]  He was an activist before.
[00:45:50]  He's like, this is cruel.
[00:45:51]  This is cruel.
[00:45:52]  This is fucked up what they're doing to these monkeys.
[00:45:54]  Give me one of them guys.
[00:45:55]  I feel bad for the monkeys.
[00:45:56]  He didn't feel bad for me.
[00:45:57]  I told him it was on me.
[00:45:58]  I was like, oh, this is fantastic.
[00:46:00]  He kept pulling me aside.
[00:46:01]  He's like, yo, their palms are so soft.
[00:46:03]  I was like, you not allowed to have a monkey.
[00:46:05]  You are not allowed to get a monkey.
[00:46:08]  If you say you're getting a pet monkey, bro, I'm calling the authorities.
[00:46:11]  You getting that banana beef.
[00:46:17]  Patience zero.
[00:46:18]  Son, you really wouldn't.
[00:46:19]  He kept going.
[00:46:20]  He goes, yo, that monkey's soft.
[00:46:23]  Son, it was smashed.
[00:46:25]  Dove's hands, bro.
[00:46:26]  Come on.
[00:46:27]  Why wouldn't you liken it to a woman's hands?
[00:46:29]  What is this?
[00:46:30]  This motherfucker is weird.
[00:46:31]  His hands are soft.
[00:46:32]  My hands were soft.
[00:46:33]  Than any woman's hands.
[00:46:35]  I mean, they might be.
[00:46:36]  They really are.
[00:46:36]  Dove got some soft ass hands.
[00:46:38]  That's the alleyoop.
[00:46:39]  If you're listening right now and you're a girl and you ever meet Dove and I'm there, I will for sure throw the alley up to Dove by making you touch his hands.
[00:46:48]  It's one of my favorite things to help you get pussy.
[00:46:51]  Yeah, you need the help.
[00:46:52]  Has that ever gotten me pussy?
[00:46:53]  Is it though?
[00:46:54]  I mean, has that sex?
[00:46:55]  Yo, Has he had such a lot of fans though?
[00:46:57]  Yo, yo, this is the other thing that he, yo, Dove, first of all, if you're a fan of this podcast, you support this podcast, or you come out to the stand-up shows, Dove forgot about you.
[00:47:06]  What do you mean?
[00:47:07]  What do you mean?
[00:47:08]  Dove forgot about you.
[00:47:09]  If you hooked up with Dove, he forgot.
[00:47:12]  Isn't that crazy?
[00:47:13]  Isn't that crazy that he could actually say that he's never hooked up with a fan of the pod or a fan of the stand-up?
[00:47:21]  What fan has I ever slept of?
[00:47:23]  That is really.
[00:47:24]  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:47:25]  Okay, say it again.
[00:47:26]  I'm going to not talk if you keep doing this.
[00:47:31]  What do you think he's supposed to do, dog?
[00:47:32]  He's shooting out on purpose like that.
[00:47:34]  Like, on purpose, like, what?
[00:47:36]  I would never.
[00:47:36]  Like, what?
[00:47:36]  That's getting you that much.
[00:47:37]  Closer you're going to get your nose, bro.
[00:47:39]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:47:40]  That's what every girl sees when she has sex to you.
[00:47:41]  Isn't that crazy?
[00:47:42]  Yeah, but it's multiple girls.
[00:47:43]  Do you see how that works?
[00:47:46]  But what were you saying?
[00:47:46]  What was the story?
[00:47:47]  You have sex with a lot of fans or something like that?
[00:47:49]  No fans.
[00:47:50]  You've never had sex with a fan of the pod?
[00:47:52]  Not one time.
[00:47:53]  I hooked you up with a fan of the pod.
[00:47:54]  You just couldn't close.
[00:47:55]  That's on you.
[00:47:55]  She's a boyfriend.
[00:47:56]  So you've never slept with a fan of the pod or like a fan of the stand-up?
[00:48:01]  Not one time.
[00:48:02]  I met a girl at a comedy show.
[00:48:03]  Stop fucking my fans, bro.
[00:48:05]  Bro.
[00:48:06]  Bro, that's a little bit, that's a lot.
[00:48:08]  That's just, I want everyone to understand.
[00:48:09]  Not one time.
[00:48:11]  Like, why?
[00:48:12]  Why even cap?
[00:48:13]  Why cap?
[00:48:14]  It's such a lie.
[00:48:16]  No.
[00:48:18]  It's really not that.
[00:48:19]  That's all he got.
[00:48:21]  But it's actually not true.
[00:48:23]  I've met a girl at a comedy club and you were one of the showcase artists, but it wasn't your show.
[00:48:30]  It wasn't the podcast.
[00:48:31]  She happened to have an Andrew Schultz shirt.
[00:48:34]  I guess you could sometimes.
[00:48:35]  That's coincidental.
[00:48:36]  Coincidental.
[00:48:37]  The DMs aren't coincidental, but I'm not hooked up with them.
[00:48:40]  They don't like him for his children's children's charms.
[00:48:41]  They like him for his charm.
[00:48:43]  You've lobbed me up in a non-podcast comedy way, but not.
[00:48:47]  I'm good.
[00:48:47]  I'm a good wingman.
[00:48:49]  But I'm just speaking facts.
[00:48:50]  But am I a good wingman or am I not?
[00:48:52]  Oh, gosh, it's better.
[00:48:54]  Wow.
[00:48:54]  I'm legitimately one of the best wingmen ever.
[00:48:57]  Wow.
[00:48:57]  I can't believe that that's real.
[00:48:59]  Wow.
[00:49:00]  Mark's the worst dude.
[00:49:01]  Mark is the worst.
[00:49:03]  Mark is a actual piece of shit.
[00:49:05]  I'm just the bird, bro.
[00:49:06]  Mark is just the bar.
[00:49:08]  You don't need a wing, bro.
[00:49:09]  I'm just a bird.
[00:49:10]  You're a laughing bang.
[00:49:12]  Can I tell the story?
[00:49:13]  I gotta tell the story.
[00:49:15]  We went down to do a show in Philly.
[00:49:17]  Dove took a girl down to Philly to go watch the show, right?
[00:49:21]  The girl gets a ride back to New York with Mark because Dove's such a cheap fuck.
[00:49:27]  He don't want to pay for her Uber back to New York, right?
[00:49:30]  So gets a ride back with Mark.
[00:49:33]  Never talks to Dove again.
[00:49:35]  Some of this happened.
[00:49:36]  So Dove just goes, Mark, what were you talking to this girl about that made her decide that she never needs to see me again?
[00:49:45]  I bet yo, it's the opposite of what you're saying.
[00:49:47]  I bet they still talk.
[00:49:47]  Just platonically, of course, but I bet they still maintain a friendship.
[00:49:51]  Yeah, yeah, I'm not friends with Dove friends, bro.
[00:49:54]  That's all.
[00:49:55]  What was the other one?
[00:49:56]  She didn't hit me up a month.
[00:49:57]  Dove brought a girl into the studio.
[00:49:58]  I mean, unbelievable.
[00:49:59]  Oh, yeah, Dove brought a girl into the studio.
[00:50:01]  And then I came in.
[00:50:02]  And the way Mark and her are chatting, I assume she's like about to get a job here because they're just having a formal, lengthy discussion.
[00:50:11]  And then I talk to Dub and he's like, yeah, I brought her here after a date.
[00:50:14]  And then Mark has been talking to her for two hours.
[00:50:17]  One-on-one.
[00:50:18]  He goes, I just had to leave.
[00:50:20]  That's the worst wingman.
[00:50:22]  He left the room, bro.
[00:50:23]  And they were just like.
[00:50:25]  Just chatting.
[00:50:25]  The worst ring of worst.
[00:50:27]  Just chatting.
[00:50:28]  And it's just so shitty because you're a great husband and you have no interest in these women and you just still talk to him and waste everyone's time.
[00:50:33]  Just chatting.
[00:50:34]  We're just chatting.
[00:50:35]  It's so interesting.
[00:50:36]  So why do you not shitty in a way where nobody gets pushed?
[00:50:38]  Like, that truly bothers me.
[00:50:40]  He's chatting, bro.
[00:50:41]  What's wrong with the guy that's chatting, dude?
[00:50:42]  But how do you find a way to talk everybody out of pussy?
[00:50:45]  We can talk about pussy.
[00:50:46]  You're not getting pussy, he not getting pussy.
[00:50:48]  If I ain't getting nobody, that's what he's doing.
[00:50:51]  That's okay.
[00:50:52]  Are you saying dub can't close?
[00:50:53]  Are you saying dove can't close?
[00:50:55]  Not when you're closed.
[00:50:56]  You're saying dubbing closed.
[00:50:59]  Important soono.
[00:51:01]  Are you gonna let him say that about you?
[00:51:02]  Yo, that's crazy.
[00:51:03]  You a closer.
[00:51:04]  I say you're a closer.
[00:51:05]  Yeah, nothing that I do could get in the way of.
[00:51:07]  Mariano Rivera right there.
[00:51:08]  I was about to say that.
[00:51:09]  But what Mark does now is what you started to do in college when you turned a psychology major and after you read the game.
[00:51:15]  But he got pussy, though.
[00:51:18]  He did.
[00:51:18]  Yeah.
[00:51:19]  His friends around.
[00:51:20]  Mark does.
[00:51:20]  It's just worse.
[00:51:23]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:51:24]  You don't think that I was opening up the door for them to him to go all over?
[00:51:28]  Oh, so he wouldn't have got no pussy without you, is what you say?
[00:51:30]  I helped him?
[00:51:31]  God damn, son.
[00:51:33]  He ain't had no Riz in college.
[00:51:35]  EPERBING.
[00:51:36]  E-Perno.
[00:51:39]  He said you didn't have no Riz in college.
[00:51:41]  My Riz was crazy in college.
[00:51:43]  I had suspenders.
[00:51:44]  Hell Rizzo.
[00:51:46]  All sorts of things that can be.
[00:51:47]  You never serve.
[00:51:48]  Oh, God forbid I try to get some pussy from me.
[00:51:50]  Suspenders?
[00:51:51]  Tell him, whatever.
[00:51:52]  He had a black hat.
[00:51:53]  You were the six-black guy.
[00:51:54]  You got a model?
[00:51:55]  You were the six-black guy.
[00:51:56]  He's coming to the bar.
[00:51:59]  The more things that they can talk about, gotcha.
[00:52:03]  Do you understand?
[00:52:04]  If you walk and talk about one thing, gotcha.
[00:52:06]  But it's that simple.
[00:52:07]  I didn't need duff.
[00:52:08]  Fuck, I need duff.
[00:52:09]  He said you needed him.
[00:52:10]  Yeah, props.
[00:52:11]  He's saying, he said, you crazy, bro.
[00:52:13]  I had a teardrop tattoo.
[00:52:14]  I had teardrop tattoos.
[00:52:15]  Jam was like, you think I need dumps?
[00:52:17]  My name was the carrot top of picking up.
[00:52:21]  What's in the box?
[00:52:22]  Bro, he was like, me.
[00:52:24]  That's who's in the box.
[00:52:25]  Me.
[00:52:26]  He was like a souk.
[00:52:27]  He was in the souk, bro.
[00:52:28]  He's just slinging wares.
[00:52:29]  That's it.
[00:52:31]  My duff doesn't want me to do too much work to get him and me pussy, bro.
[00:52:34]  It's like she got a friend.
[00:52:36]  The girl I'm talking to got a friend.
[00:52:37]  Some lonely ass girl needs you.
[00:52:40]  What do you mean?
[00:52:41]  Like, he just kept throwing you alleys.
[00:52:47]  I feel like Al is translating really well right now.
[00:52:51]  You're translating it perfectly.
[00:52:52]  Al ain't getting no pussy.
[00:52:53]  Motherfuckers selling cable packages.
[00:52:57]  They got the free shadows, though.
[00:53:00]  You have to free channel your way into pussy.
[00:53:02]  Hello, I'll give you some eats for you.
[00:53:04]  You look, bro.
[00:53:06]  You did magic trips.
[00:53:07]  That's not magic.
[00:53:08]  Abracadabra.
[00:53:09]  Here's Total.
[00:53:10]  He's Abraham Sundar.
[00:53:13]  No, I upgraded him to that triple package, baby.
[00:53:16]  I'm just saying, bro.
[00:53:18]  You were paying for pussy.
[00:53:19]  No.
[00:53:20]  They were paying me for pussy.
[00:53:21]  No.
[00:53:21]  Yeah.
[00:53:21]  No, because giving them packages means you can't get the money.
[00:53:26]  I made money off them and got pussy.
[00:53:28]  No, because if you're getting the package, you're making less money.
[00:53:29]  You pay for us.
[00:53:30]  I said jiggle, though, bro.
[00:53:31]  You used to say jiggle.
[00:53:33]  I can teach you something.
[00:53:34]  That's crazy.
[00:53:36]  This is crazy either.
[00:53:37]  They're probably your Riz right now.
[00:53:38]  We really find this out right now.
[00:53:40]  That your Riz was paying money.
[00:53:42]  They paid me.
[00:53:43]  Bro, they paid me.
[00:53:44]  You're a square.
[00:53:46]  You a square, bro.
[00:53:47]  Blue square.
[00:53:47]  I didn't know.
[00:53:48]  I didn't care.
[00:53:48]  Blue's getting right, son.
[00:53:49]  We out of here.
[00:53:50]  We out of here.
[00:53:56]  Mad girls watch Sopranos because they sucked Al off.
[00:53:59]  Yo, isn't that crazy?
[00:54:00]  That's crazy.
[00:54:01]  Wait, what?
[00:54:01]  They watch Sopranos because they sucked you off.
[00:54:03]  Because they sucked you off.
[00:54:04]  They got to watch HP.
[00:54:05]  Is that a bad thing?
[00:54:06]  I'm saying you got a lot of people on that show.
[00:54:07]  I mean, it's a great show, so thank you.
[00:54:09]  You're welcome.
[00:54:09]  Yeah.
[00:54:10]  Thank you.
[00:54:10]  You're welcome.
[00:54:11]  Yeah.
[00:54:12]  Thank you, D.
[00:54:12]  I was telling them that what?
[00:54:13]  All I'm trying to say is you pay for pussy, bro.
[00:54:15]  That's sad.
[00:54:16]  Come on, son.
[00:54:17]  That shit is fucking sad, bro.
[00:54:18]  That's all you got.
[00:54:20]  When you analyze?
[00:54:21]  I'll wait for this motherfucker to step up.
[00:54:22]  I got hip off you, and you can't even give me a little.
[00:54:25]  Where's my alley?
[00:54:26]  Yo, this is exhausted right now.
[00:54:30]  You go to bed, go once 36 hours, get your ass brutalized in negotiations, and now you just tie it up.
[00:54:35]  That was rough, dude.
[00:54:36]  Okay.
[00:54:37]  I feel like I saw a hero fall.
[00:54:38]  Can we talk about this?
[00:54:39]  Okay, so Dove was an absolute all-star when we were in a souk, and he is like in his element.
[00:54:44]  He's negotiating with everybody.
[00:54:45]  He loves to walk away from these motherfuckers.
[00:54:47]  Keep in mind, these motherfuckers have been drinking mint tea since they're three years old.
[00:54:50]  They got no teeth, teeth rotten like crazy, cornnuts.
[00:54:53]  The whole mouth is cornnuts.
[00:54:56]  And Dove is still grinding these motherfuckers, bro.
[00:54:59]  I mean, he got a price.
[00:55:01]  They would come up $1,000 Durham, right?
[00:55:03]  Andrew.
[00:55:03]  He's trying to buy a flag in this particular negotiation.
[00:55:05]  I was just trying to do that.
[00:55:05]  $1,000 Durham.
[00:55:06]  $1,000 Durham for a Moroccan flag.
[00:55:08]  Dove comes in, dude, hot.
[00:55:10]  These people live in huts, bro.
[00:55:11]  Don't have Dove.
[00:55:12]  They grew up in Beverly Hills.
[00:55:13]  These people grew up in huts.
[00:55:14]  Huts, bro.
[00:55:15]  We'll do 600.
[00:55:15]  Dove's like, I'm not doing that.
[00:55:17]  They say, okay, fine, 500.
[00:55:18]  Dove goes, I'm not doing them.
[00:55:19]  Walks away.
[00:55:20]  Yeah.
[00:55:20]  Then they chase him.
[00:55:22]  They say, what do you want?
[00:55:22]  He says, $350.
[00:55:23]  I'm not going any Durham above $350.
[00:55:26]  They say, we can't do that.
[00:55:27]  We'll lose money.
[00:55:28]  He says, okay, well, then it is what it is.
[00:55:29]  Walks away again.
[00:55:31]  Everybody starts walking.
[00:55:32]  They chase us down 100 feet and they're like, hey, we'll give you your flag for you.
[00:55:36]  So $350 is essentially $35.
[00:55:38]  Okay?
[00:55:39]  Grinding a man down.
[00:55:41]  65% off what he has.
[00:55:43]  It didn't help that you were the worst wingman in the negotiation.
[00:55:45]  Why?
[00:55:45]  Why?
[00:55:45]  Because you were bargaining for the guy.
[00:55:47]  I thought there was good quality.
[00:55:48]  You were bargaining for the guy.
[00:55:49]  I thought it was good quality.
[00:55:50]  I touched Dove.
[00:55:51]  I was like, this guy's coming in and goes, no, no, you got to go up.
[00:55:54]  Got to go up.
[00:55:56]  And it's Andrew's flag, which is funny.
[00:55:58]  I thought it was good.
[00:55:58]  I thought the flag was nice quality.
[00:56:00]  I wanted to respect the country we're in.
[00:56:02]  I don't want to undercut him for a flat.
[00:56:04]  I was working with them.
[00:56:04]  I was on their side.
[00:56:05]  I was actually trying to destroy Dove because I don't want him to save any money and make him feel good about himself.
[00:56:10]  This is nice material.
[00:56:12]  Why are you $600?
[00:56:14]  This is $600.
[00:56:15]  $510, no?
[00:56:16]  No, too little.
[00:56:18]  Too little.
[00:56:18]  $600.
[00:56:20]  Just try to cut him down.
[00:56:22]  Dove women too, bro.
[00:56:22]  100%.
[00:56:23]  Yeah, he's marked wingmanning right now.
[00:56:25]  Some girls talking to Dove, and Andrew comes in and goes, This guy?
[00:56:27]  That could be better.
[00:56:29]  You could do better than this guy.
[00:56:30]  What about that guy?
[00:56:30]  What are you doing?
[00:56:31]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:56:32]  I have done that.
[00:56:34]  I have done that, bro.
[00:56:35]  I did come on, and I would observe him with my monocle.
[00:56:37]  I'm like, are you still?
[00:56:39]  She got to look at him.
[00:56:40]  She's like, God, a detective is here, bro.
[00:56:42]  This is so good.
[00:56:43]  This is really good.
[00:56:44]  Anyway, so Dove got to pay $35 for this shit, right?
[00:56:47]  It's for him, not for me.
[00:56:48]  It ain't even my flag.
[00:56:49]  It was for one shit that he wanted, right?
[00:56:51]  So you got to pay $35.
[00:56:52]  So he pays him with two $20 bills.
[00:56:56]  American 20s.
[00:56:57]  You can pay with American out here because the boys are here.
[00:57:00]  Everybody except American.
[00:57:01]  Remember that world?
[00:57:03]  You don't got currency.
[00:57:04]  Finally, you're coming back.
[00:57:05]  What do you mean you coming back?
[00:57:06]  You know, your boy's American all day.
[00:57:09]  You switched up a little bit.
[00:57:10]  Yo, What colors am I wearing right now?
[00:57:13]  Okay.
[00:57:16]  I like that.
[00:57:17]  All right.
[00:57:18]  Stupid.
[00:57:20]  Anyway, so, so, so we get.
[00:57:24]  So, Dove gives him two $20 bills, American, right?
[00:57:28]  But we walk away.
[00:57:29]  Dove is on Cloud9.
[00:57:32]  He just broke this midget Moroccan guy's back.
[00:57:35]  The guy is four feet, nine inches tall.
[00:57:37]  Didn't get nutrients as a kid.
[00:57:38]  No, no, no, no.
[00:57:39]  Talking about his children.
[00:57:40]  No teeth.
[00:57:41]  He goes, go 50 Durham.
[00:57:43]  I want to give him 50 Durham.
[00:57:44]  And just because of you guys, you want to tip all this guy?
[00:57:47]  Give him a tip afterwards.
[00:57:48]  Dove's walking away.
[00:57:49]  His strut is different.
[00:57:50]  Did you give him a tip?
[00:57:51]  Did you give him a tip?
[00:57:53]  Nobody's tip is a toothbrush.
[00:57:54]  Toothbrush.
[00:57:55]  That's it.
[00:57:56]  No, no, no, no.
[00:57:57]  After I get my price, I give him something on top and I say, $50.
[00:58:00]  No, no, no, no.
[00:58:01]  You're taking my face.
[00:58:02]  This guy's a piece of shit.
[00:58:03]  You're a fucking liar.
[00:58:05]  We're going to go back.
[00:58:08]  Oh, here, good.
[00:58:09]  You're mad I cocklocked him.
[00:58:10]  Really?
[00:58:10]  This guy?
[00:58:10]  Let's go back to the story.
[00:58:15]  480.
[00:58:17]  480.
[00:58:21]  Walking away.
[00:58:21]  I'm in my element.
[00:58:22]  I love it.
[00:58:23]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:58:25]  God, Dove.
[00:58:27]  So we're leaving.
[00:58:28]  I am mad.
[00:58:29]  Okay?
[00:58:30]  We go back.
[00:58:32]  Dove has paid the $40.
[00:58:33]  We're down the souk.
[00:58:35]  People from the souk are coming up to him to sell him other shit, and he's just highs when he goes, no, no, no.
[00:58:42]  French, no.
[00:58:43]  He was walking at all.
[00:58:45]  No, no, no, no.
[00:58:47]  Right?
[00:58:47]  He's just so, it's like that, there's that, what is it, Saturday Night Fever music.
[00:58:52]  You can tell by the way I do my book.
[00:59:01]  Anyway, we know none of them work.
[00:59:04]  So, all of a sudden, the dude that he sold the shit from comes back with a $20 bill, the American $20 bill in his hand, right?
[00:59:11]  Runs back.
[00:59:13]  Well, what is this?
[00:59:15]  This don't work.
[00:59:16]  This doesn't work.
[00:59:17]  So Dove goes, what do you mean it doesn't work?
[00:59:19]  Now, in that moment, he's accusing Dove of using fake currency.
[00:59:26]  What?
[00:59:26]  He's holding up to the light and shit.
[00:59:28]  Dove just starts to freak out.
[00:59:30]  Anyone have 200 on them and they'll take this?
[00:59:32]  So I go.
[00:59:33]  In that moment, I'm like, I thought that my friend was a piece of shit.
[00:59:39]  But I didn't think it's possible for my friend to go to his home country with fake American dollars and buy things from the midgets with no teeth that are trying to provide, eke out a lifestyle for their families.
[00:59:54]  And negotiate down.
[00:59:57]  Just give him a thousand fake.
[00:59:59]  The fact that he wouldn't even give them a thousand face, all fake is zero.
[01:00:03]  The fact that you thought this was about one of your oldest friends.
[01:00:06]  One of my best friends in the entire world.
[01:00:08]  My best friends in the entire world.
[01:00:09]  Like, he's literally the fucking rabbi at my wedding, right?
[01:00:13]  In that moment, I'm like, I get why they kicked him out of every country.
[01:00:17]  Like, everything felt justified in that moment, right?
[01:00:20]  And then all of a sudden, Dove takes out another 20, gives it to the guy.
[01:00:24]  For some reason, this fucking guy trusts the new 20.

=== Trusting Fake Twenty Dollar Bills (15:17) ===

[01:00:26]  It came from Akash.
[01:00:28]  Oh, it came from Akash, whatever.
[01:00:29]  Gives it back to that guy.
[01:00:30]  Money.
[01:00:31]  Al goes, oh, shit, he got him.
[01:00:34]  I turn to Al, I go, what you mean he got him?
[01:00:37]  What?
[01:00:38]  Dove tried to give him a fake 20 and he got him?
[01:00:40]  He goes, nah, they got Dove.
[01:00:42]  I go, why the fuck they got Dove?
[01:00:45]  Al goes, they switched out their 20s for a fake 20 and came back and made Dove give him another real 20.
[01:00:56]  They got you.
[01:00:58]  Oh, they got you.
[01:01:00]  They got him running.
[01:01:01]  That was one of the craziest things ever.
[01:01:04]  So now Dove, who thought he was going to pay $35, really paid $55.
[01:01:09]  We start laughing at Dove.
[01:01:10]  Oh, you just got bodied in negotiation.
[01:01:12]  You know what this motherfucking piece of shit goes?
[01:01:15]  It was Akash who gave him the $20.
[01:01:18]  This guy.
[01:01:20]  He's a horrible negotiator.
[01:01:21]  That's what you get.
[01:01:22]  You got bodies, bro.
[01:01:23]  Bent over, rinsed out.
[01:01:24]  Hold on, I got some Berber boner powder if you want to get that shit again.
[01:01:30]  Did you ever get that 20 back?
[01:01:32]  No, I got a son of a bitch.
[01:01:33]  No, no, actually.
[01:01:35]  Here's Rockas.
[01:01:37]  Yo, Dove swears he's doing us a favor by the way.
[01:01:39]  You know what actually happened?
[01:01:40]  He gets cockblocked one time.
[01:01:42]  They ran it back.
[01:01:43]  He tried to run it back.
[01:01:44]  We didn't do that that way.
[01:01:45]  No, they came back again, and then Dove gave him 200, or he gave him 200 Durham.
[01:01:48]  Yeah.
[01:01:49]  So you got fleeced twice.
[01:01:51]  He got fleeced twice, bro.
[01:01:52]  He got fleeced twice.
[01:01:53]  No.
[01:01:53]  Pull out the 20 he gave you.
[01:01:54]  Put out the 20.
[01:01:55]  Nah, bro.
[01:01:56]  Pull out the 20.
[01:01:56]  Do you still have it?
[01:01:57]  I didn't get fleeced.
[01:01:58]  I fleeced the Indian guy in support of my Moroccan brothers.
[01:02:00]  Wow.
[01:02:01]  No, because then you gave him 200 of your Durham.
[01:02:03]  And then he gave me...
[01:02:04]  He didn't ain't mine either.
[01:02:05]  And then he gave me the second counterfeit 20, and I spent both them shits.
[01:02:08]  It's like my dick, Dumb.
[01:02:10]  Wow.
[01:02:10]  Hey, I spent the same amount from the start.
[01:02:13]  It's some of your money, but it's back in the system.
[01:02:16]  No, you didn't spend it.
[01:02:16]  You spent an extra 200 Durham from your money.
[01:02:19]  It was fake money.
[01:02:19]  I never had Durham.
[01:02:20]  I kept on taking Durham from Mark.
[01:02:22]  Yeah, isn't that convenient?
[01:02:23]  What?
[01:02:24]  Dude, you're the worst person than Mark.
[01:02:26]  Thank you.
[01:02:27]  The guy the whole time, oh, does anybody have cash?
[01:02:31]  Every taxi we go, does anyone have cash?
[01:02:32]  I just brought underwear.
[01:02:35]  Three days where they just don't do it.
[01:02:37]  I just can't believe it.
[01:02:38]  I'll let them get you with that shit.
[01:02:39]  And he gave me the fake 20s.
[01:02:40]  He goes, oh, here you go, Mark.
[01:02:41]  Fake 20s.
[01:02:42]  Did you use it?
[01:02:43]  No, bro.
[01:02:44]  It's fake.
[01:02:44]  No, come on.
[01:02:45]  How dare you?
[01:02:46]  Because the first 20, maybe it was a fluke, but they ran the same game on you twice and you fell for it.
[01:02:51]  That's disrespectful.
[01:02:52]  That's disrespectful.
[01:02:54]  Who did fall for you?
[01:02:55]  He said it after the first time.
[01:02:56]  Hey, take it.
[01:02:56]  Hey, can you tell him the cherry on top of this whole story about flag purchases?
[01:02:59]  What happened?
[01:03:00]  Is as we're walking back to the Riyadh, we see another flag.
[01:03:04]  Andrew buys the same exact flag Dove has for 150 Durham.
[01:03:08]  No.
[01:03:08]  I'm a better negotiator.
[01:03:10]  And what I do, what you try to take, I negotiate down because they like the game, and then I just give them the original price that they wanted after.
[01:03:17]  I already said that a couple minutes ago.
[01:03:19]  Go to the tape.
[01:03:20]  Never have I been more angry at you.
[01:03:22]  This is actually masterful.
[01:03:25]  Masterful.
[01:03:27]  Never will Dove single.
[01:03:29]  Just look at your penny action.
[01:03:31]  Never will Dove a penny.
[01:03:33]  Thank you, bro.
[01:03:33]  More.
[01:03:34]  I invented catch and release.
[01:03:35]  I catch and release with the Souk Workers.
[01:03:38]  They give me a price.
[01:03:39]  I negotiate down.
[01:03:40]  We agree on a lower price.
[01:03:41]  And then I give them the full price anyway because why am I negotiating with these people who need the money?
[01:03:45]  I'm a good person.
[01:03:46]  I'm a good person who goes to Morocco and wants to put money in the Moroccan economy.
[01:03:49]  Not fake $20 bills like you, son of a bitch.
[01:03:52]  Tried to steal my goddamn Eclo or Masunum.
[01:03:55]  How dare he?
[01:03:55]  That's crazy.
[01:03:56]  How dare he?
[01:03:56]  Listen, I had a lot of money for flags and jerseys and jalabas.
[01:04:00]  And you had a good time.
[01:04:02]  Yo, it was good.
[01:04:03]  My cockboxing is not so bad anymore.
[01:04:05]  You notice that, right?
[01:04:06]  I'm the dexter of wingmanning.
[01:04:07]  That's what I do.
[01:04:08]  I kill the bad guys.
[01:04:09]  Son, Dove was getting so fucking annoyed at Al.
[01:04:11]  So here's the thing about Al.
[01:04:13]  I like to do this trip.
[01:04:14]  I didn't think about Al.
[01:04:16]  You fucked up.
[01:04:16]  If Al, here's the thing about Al.
[01:04:18]  Al is a self-starter.
[01:04:21]  Like, he can do most things by himself.
[01:04:24]  He really can't.
[01:04:26]  No, no, no.
[01:04:26]  Like, that's Also.
[01:04:29]  I was trying to finish this sentence.
[01:04:31]  Al can figure out most things.
[01:04:33]  If you just go out, you put him in a room, like, Al, I need you to figure out how to fix an air conditioning.
[01:04:36]  Al will go on YouTube.
[01:04:37]  He'll figure out an air conditioner, whatever.
[01:04:39]  If you do one thing for Al, he will never do that thing again and rely on you to do that thing forever.
[01:04:47]  So he became completely quadriplegic.
[01:04:51]  By the end of the fucking thing, at one point he goes, he goes, we're at a dinner.
[01:04:56]  They're at a dinner and he goes, Dove, could you ask the waiter for some salt?
[01:05:02]  They speak English in the restaurant.
[01:05:03]  Everybody speaks English.
[01:05:04]  The waiters don't look the same.
[01:05:06]  Doug just goes, I'm off duty.
[01:05:10]  I'm off duty.
[01:05:11]  It was wild.
[01:05:13]  I don't know who speaks English or not and shit.
[01:05:15]  Salt?
[01:05:16]  Yeah, but he was having fun showing off.
[01:05:19]  He speaks French and shit.
[01:05:20]  He was having fun.
[01:05:21]  So much fun.
[01:05:21]  Your French is nice.
[01:05:22]  Al was my French.
[01:05:23]  It was incredible.
[01:05:24]  That's why I was like, I wanted to give you opportunities to keep using it.
[01:05:27]  Now it's okay.
[01:05:27]  Yeah, I didn't know Mark was good French.
[01:05:29]  I didn't know Marx wasn't good until I heard you.
[01:05:31]  Yeah.
[01:05:31]  I thought Mark's was good.
[01:05:32]  You were speaking like a brand new friend.
[01:05:33]  Thank you.
[01:05:33]  His French is like his pocket knowledge, bro.
[01:05:35]  Like, it's insane.
[01:05:37]  As long as you know French people write, my French is amazing.
[01:05:39]  You have incomplete sentences.
[01:05:40]  The waiters, I swear there's multiple friends.
[01:05:42]  He would talk to him.
[01:05:43]  They would look at him a little confused.
[01:05:44]  Multiple times they're like, what?
[01:05:46]  Because that's their second label.
[01:05:47]  Doug comes in and like clairvoyance.
[01:05:49]  They're not that strong with French.
[01:05:50]  This is their second language.
[01:05:51]  Exactly.
[01:05:51]  That's why I asked him.
[01:05:52]  He said, like, order a tequila for Shifty.
[01:05:54]  It's okay.
[01:05:54]  Shifty was legal in Morocco.
[01:05:56]  And I'm like, tequila.
[01:05:58]  That's how you say tequila in Morocco.
[01:06:01]  And you're from your waiter.
[01:06:02]  Codependence.
[01:06:02]  Dove doved me again on a bed, bro.
[01:06:06]  What?
[01:06:06]  Remember when we first get to the Riyadh?
[01:06:08]  Oh, yeah.
[01:06:09]  And it's an extra single room.
[01:06:13]  It's an extra single room.
[01:06:15]  So Dove immediately is on it trying to get this single room to himself.
[01:06:19]  He didn't realize that once he gets the single room, the double that me and him would have to share becomes a single becomes a single for me.
[01:06:27]  So when I realized that, I was like, all right, cool.
[01:06:30]  Once I point that out to him, he's like, no, I'm taking that room.
[01:06:34]  I was like, no, you just went so hard to get this single room.
[01:06:38]  You got it.
[01:06:39]  Everybody agreed that you got it.
[01:06:40]  And then once I pointed out, you're like, no, no, no, no, I'm going to this room.
[01:06:43]  I was like, but Dove, that's not FaZe.
[01:06:44]  Like, we're here for 36 hours.
[01:06:46]  Is that not fair?
[01:06:47]  Some bullshit that he booked the trip.
[01:06:49]  And I was like, you got it.
[01:06:51]  Dove, Dove wants extra special treatment for doing what he's supposed to do.
[01:06:54]  Like, that's way worse than that.
[01:06:57]  He's supposed to book it.
[01:06:59]  He's the producer.
[01:06:59]  He's supposed to produce the trip.
[01:07:01]  Yeah.
[01:07:01]  And he'd be telling me throughout the trip, you're like, does anybody care that I did this?
[01:07:05]  No.
[01:07:06]  I'm supposed to be funny on the trip.
[01:07:09]  You're supposed to produce the trip.
[01:07:10]  These are the roles.
[01:07:11]  I don't go to everybody.
[01:07:13]  Hey, hey, hey, can I get some appreciation?
[01:07:14]  I was funny and then shifty turned on the goddamn fucking telephone.
[01:07:17]  We're not asked for appreciation for the room every goddamn day.
[01:07:23]  It's a tequila for shifty.
[01:07:24]  Can you just order it?
[01:07:25]  No.
[01:07:26]  That's how you know this guy's a bad tipper.
[01:07:28]  That's how you know this guy.
[01:07:28]  That's how you know.
[01:07:29]  That's how you know.
[01:07:30]  Him.
[01:07:31]  Terrible.
[01:07:31]  Him.
[01:07:33]  I agree.
[01:07:33]  Him.
[01:07:34]  Hold on.
[01:07:34]  Go ahead.
[01:07:35]  You want something extra for bringing the plate?
[01:07:37]  You brought me the whole plate.
[01:07:39]  I paid for the plate.
[01:07:39]  You want something extra?
[01:07:40]  Son.
[01:07:41]  Come on, son.
[01:07:41]  You want something extra.
[01:07:42]  I gotta show gratitude for you doing your job.
[01:07:45]  20% extra gratitude.
[01:07:46]  Hey, let me tell you something.
[01:07:48]  Let me tell you something.
[01:07:49]  Y'all gonna make me a bad tipper.
[01:07:51]  Y'all gonna make me lean in.
[01:07:52]  Y'all gonna make me lean in and just know it's their fault.
[01:07:55]  Just know that.
[01:07:56]  It's their fault.
[01:07:57]  Notice he just needs an excuse to not.
[01:07:59]  Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[01:08:01]  Notice that.
[01:08:02]  Finally.
[01:08:04]  Anyway.
[01:08:06]  This is the thing.
[01:08:07]  You guys don't know about Dove.
[01:08:08]  Dove is the most selfless person who will want to make sure everybody has the greatest time no matter where they go.
[01:08:15]  And he did.
[01:08:16]  As long as Dove is comfortable.
[01:08:19]  So the goal is when we do travel or anything with Dove is just make sure he's settled and comfortable first.
[01:08:25]  Because once that happens, his heart will pour out to make sure everybody has everything that they possibly want.
[01:08:31]  Is that a fair thing?
[01:08:33]  They go at the same time, but yeah, close.
[01:08:35]  Close.
[01:08:36]  At least if we get that situated, then you can focus on making the best thing.
[01:08:40]  He's calling everybody.
[01:08:41]  He's making sure we have the best nightlife, the best restaurant.
[01:08:43]  He took care of us.
[01:08:44]  He took care of us in the most amazing way possible.
[01:08:47]  So I know that.
[01:08:48]  So when I get to a place, I'm looking at what the best room is.
[01:08:52]  I'm making sure Dove can't have that.
[01:08:54]  And then just annoying him for like a good hour and a half.
[01:08:57]  That's usually how I do it.
[01:08:59]  I was wondering, yo, I ended up doing like 20 minutes deciding room.
[01:09:02]  And I was like, well, no, because I got to calculate what game he's running.
[01:09:07]  I'm like, what this motherfucker up?
[01:09:09]  So I kind of watch him look at rooms.
[01:09:11]  And now I know he knows that I'm watching him.
[01:09:13]  So he'd be looking at rooms like, ooh, this is a beautiful one.
[01:09:16]  I ain't falling for that.
[01:09:17]  You gotta listen to him.
[01:09:18]  You just try to fake 20.
[01:09:19]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:20]  I'm not gonna fall for the fake 20.
[01:09:22]  Here's the thing.
[01:09:23]  You're priced.
[01:09:24]  I think he got me.
[01:09:25]  You're priced out.
[01:09:25]  He tried to do this to me once.
[01:09:27]  He tried to go, ooh, this bathroom is amazing.
[01:09:28]  He's in the bathroom and this one.
[01:09:30]  I ain't going to shower.
[01:09:31]  I'm here 36 hours.
[01:09:32]  Who uses a goddamn bathroom, yo?
[01:09:35]  Okay, go, go.
[01:09:36]  No, no, no.
[01:09:37]  Now you're priced out of that.
[01:09:38]  So you can't be in this group.
[01:09:40]  I'll tell you what you just said.
[01:09:41]  I do that with these guys.
[01:09:42]  Oh, I know you did.
[01:09:43]  I did that with Al.
[01:09:44]  So, Al, look at your single.
[01:09:45]  Do you have a single?
[01:09:45]  No.
[01:09:46]  But if you did, if you did, I did that.
[01:09:50]  I did that to you.
[01:09:52]  I wanted the room that I got.
[01:09:54]  And I got the room that I wanted.
[01:09:55]  And I didn't need a movie.
[01:09:56]  But you did get a single your first night.
[01:09:58]  Okay, Dove.
[01:09:59]  It happened.
[01:10:02]  Yo, Dove is a savage.
[01:10:04]  That is crazy, bro.
[01:10:05]  Notice Dove truffled himself a single.
[01:10:07]  I know, right?
[01:10:08]  That's crazy.
[01:10:09]  By the way, oh, I want to renegotiate this.
[01:10:12]  This is two-profile.
[01:10:13]  You were facing it directly, and then we started talking that shit, and you had to turn over to the boys.
[01:10:19]  Yeah.
[01:10:20]  He got the Hanukkah.
[01:10:21]  Happy Hanukkah.
[01:10:23]  And we were.
[01:10:24]  We're iconic.
[01:10:25]  Remember, we kicked that job.
[01:10:27]  Hey, yo, say it again.
[01:10:28]  Yeah, leave it in.
[01:10:29]  Leave it in.
[01:10:29]  Leave it in.
[01:10:30]  You really look like you just got out of prison, bro.
[01:10:31]  Your full nation of Islam.
[01:10:33]  You are talking about it.
[01:10:35]  I was defeating it.
[01:10:36]  Yeah, and the glasses, like you've been reading, and you finally got your GET.
[01:10:39]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:10:40]  You know what I mean?
[01:10:42]  Malcolm X with him.
[01:10:43]  Exactly.
[01:10:44]  Okay.
[01:10:45]  And then we got back to the Medina.
[01:10:46]  And then we watched it.
[01:10:47]  And then you got recognized.
[01:10:48]  Oh, yeah.
[01:10:49]  I got.
[01:10:50]  You got recognized everywhere.
[01:10:51]  Shout out to the motherfuckers out there in Morocco.
[01:10:54]  We got some supporters out there in Morocco.
[01:10:56]  With the funniest guy alive.
[01:10:57]  It's doing Dave Chappelle.
[01:11:00]  Would you like to take a look at my store?
[01:11:02]  You should bring Joe here.
[01:11:03]  That would be so cool.
[01:11:04]  I'm a big fan, by the way.
[01:11:05]  If you, Joe, the whole tip.
[01:11:09]  The whole group.
[01:11:09]  Yeah.
[01:11:10]  Welcome, guys.
[01:11:11]  So, I would like to show you that.
[01:11:13]  If you've seen, what is that?
[01:11:14]  Nice and powerful shit.
[01:11:17]  God damn.
[01:11:18]  What's this?
[01:11:18]  This is the mints.
[01:11:20]  The mints crystals.
[01:11:21]  That's crazy.
[01:11:22]  It's really good.
[01:11:23]  That is.
[01:11:25]  That is Berber Viagra.
[01:11:28]  I can't do it right now.
[01:11:29]  Don't tell me for it.
[01:11:31]  It's for erection.
[01:11:32]  One, you buy it, and then you buy a jalaba.
[01:11:36]  Okay, we'll take that one too.
[01:11:37]  That one too.
[01:11:38]  That one.
[01:11:38]  Just six guys on a trip, dude.
[01:11:39]  Some Berber Viagra.
[01:11:41]  What could go wrong?
[01:11:42]  I left that shit there.
[01:11:43]  I don't trust that shit.
[01:11:44]  You left it?
[01:11:45]  Yeah.
[01:11:45]  No, what was the bring fucking white powder across the border from Morocco?
[01:11:50]  Bruh.
[01:11:51]  Bruh.
[01:11:52]  I mean, good point.
[01:11:53]  Bruh.
[01:11:54]  You could have brought the bonus.
[01:11:56]  The boner shit, dude.
[01:11:57]  Yeah, that took like a spice.
[01:11:58]  Yeah, the bonus shit, maybe I should have done.
[01:12:00]  Whatever.
[01:12:00]  We'll get back out there to Morocco.
[01:12:01]  We could have had it with breakfast, bro.
[01:12:02]  That'd be awesome.
[01:12:03]  It is true when you got spices that will like, like, I believe in every one of them spices.
[01:12:08]  Like, after, because he was making us breathe some shit that like cleared our sinuses and all this other stuff.
[01:12:12]  I don't know if this shit works or not, but you felt a little change initially.
[01:12:15]  And I was like, yo, pharmaceuticals are bullshit.
[01:12:18]  All you need is that.
[01:12:19]  He was crunching up pepper or whatever.
[01:12:21]  Yes.
[01:12:21]  And it was changing me.
[01:12:22]  I could breathe.
[01:12:23]  Yeah.
[01:12:23]  You remember it?
[01:12:24]  I remember that.
[01:12:25]  He put it in everybody's nostrils and then mine.
[01:12:26]  I was like, you could have done me.
[01:12:28]  Little early.
[01:12:28]  You didn't have to wait till I go last.
[01:12:31]  Because you remember he had that one in the thing and you like put it up in your nose?
[01:12:34]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:12:35]  You did me last.
[01:12:35]  I was like, I don't know why you had to do me last.
[01:12:37]  I got to sniff all these motherfuckers' noses too.
[01:12:40]  Then bother y'all just putting your shit in everybody's nose.
[01:12:42]  Yo, did we sniff his sinus infection?
[01:12:44]  No, bro.
[01:12:45]  Probably, man.
[01:12:46]  Is Mark sick again?
[01:12:47]  I'm not sick.
[01:12:48]  No, you sound great.
[01:12:50]  What about me sounds sick?
[01:12:51]  Motherfucker.
[01:12:51]  You talk about garb.
[01:12:52]  Sound great.
[01:12:53]  Clown red sinus.
[01:12:56]  It's because you put me in the back of the plane, bro.
[01:12:57]  We're all supposed to get first-class seats with the healthy people, and you put me in the fucking back.
[01:13:00]  Why were we all supposed to get first-class seats?
[01:13:02]  Because we're a squad, bro.
[01:13:03]  E-plurbus unum, dog.
[01:13:04]  That's us.
[01:13:05]  That was us, remember?
[01:13:07]  Out of many, one gets business class.
[01:13:09]  And then I restore they sit.
[01:13:11]  E-plurbus unum.
[01:13:12]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:13:13]  That's how that shit works.
[01:13:13]  I was next to a sick guy.
[01:13:14]  That was Al's business class.
[01:13:16]  Yeah, I really shot.
[01:13:17]  I thought you were great.
[01:13:19]  We're walking in, and all of a sudden...
[01:13:20]  Al got a post on his Instagram story within 30 seconds.
[01:13:24]  That was a wife on the plane.
[01:13:25]  How did you do that?
[01:13:26]  That's how I had to beat it.
[01:13:27]  Within 30 seconds of sitting in a first-class seat, immediately upload, then they kicked his ass out.
[01:13:33]  He went back to the product.
[01:13:34]  I know.
[01:13:35]  You guys wonderfully on that.
[01:13:36]  You and Akash got on the plane.
[01:13:38]  Shifty and I are standing over here.
[01:13:39]  We're about to board.
[01:13:41]  Alex is with us.
[01:13:42]  All of a sudden, he just disappears, and I see him at the counter.
[01:13:46]  He had already worked out his upgrade.
[01:13:48]  He was clean as fuck because he didn't tell nobody about that.
[01:13:50]  He didn't tell.
[01:13:52]  What about 700?
[01:13:53]  Yeah.
[01:13:54]  Maybe I would have that as well.
[01:13:56]  That was so worth it.
[01:13:57]  That's fair.
[01:13:58]  Like, I didn't know that that was something he was working on after all the things.
[01:14:02]  He just...
[01:14:02]  Wait.
[01:14:03]  He's upset at you for not telling.
[01:14:05]  Oh!
[01:14:07]  Shit!
[01:14:07]  Alex, hold on.
[01:14:10]  You realize that Dove booked the whole trip?
[01:14:14]  Did you know that?
[01:14:15]  Why didn't you tell him since he booked the whole thing?
[01:14:17]  Yeah, shit.
[01:14:18]  Why didn't I tell him?
[01:14:19]  Why didn't you tell him, bro?
[01:14:20]  That's fucked up.
[01:14:21]  That is fucked up here, bro.
[01:14:23]  He booked all the stuff.
[01:14:24]  You could have booked yourself on this.
[01:14:26]  No, no, I had to book upgrade for everyone.
[01:14:28]  But it was already booked, so why didn't we just get that upgrade?
[01:14:31]  Yeah.
[01:14:31]  No, I went through our tracks.
[01:14:32]  Were you afraid of losing another negotiation?
[01:14:34]  Wow.
[01:14:36]  By the way, I'll put it on your credit card.
[01:14:38]  No, that's certain stuff.
[01:14:39]  It is.
[01:14:40]  Sorry.
[01:14:42]  Yo, this is.
[01:14:42]  Why do you lie on the bottom?
[01:14:43]  I know, right?
[01:14:44]  He took his ass because he got shuffled.
[01:14:47]  You back.
[01:14:50]  That was crazy.
[01:14:51]  He actually believes that.
[01:14:52]  You just lied right there.
[01:14:54]  Now nobody's going to believe you about anything, especially my strategy.
[01:14:57]  You're going to call your accountant.
[01:14:59]  That's what happened in this podcast.
[01:15:00]  Dove the stallion, bro.
[01:15:01]  Yep.
[01:15:02]  Yep.
[01:15:03]  Okay, so then we go to watch the game.
[01:15:05]  Okay.
[01:15:05]  Yeah.
[01:15:05]  Oh, Kids Super shows up.
[01:15:06]  Oh, yeah.
[01:15:06]  Kids Super shows up.
[01:15:07]  We go back in the soup.
[01:15:08]  We get garbed the fuck up.
[01:15:10]  All out here in the road.
[01:15:11]  We all got the jalabas.
[01:15:12]  We got the jalebas or the jalabas, whatever the fuck it's called.
[01:15:15]  I brought one outfit, Jaleba.
[01:15:17]  So I probably need a garb.
[01:15:18]  Yeah.
[01:15:19]  And then we need way more Moroccan merch than what we have currently.
[01:15:28]  Whichever one you have six of.
[01:15:30]  How much is he asking for?
[01:15:32]  Whatever it is, you'll pay more.
[01:15:34]  What's your price?
[01:15:35]  Your price.
[01:15:35]  Don't buy price.
[01:15:39]  Okay.
[01:15:40]  Wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
[01:15:42]  He's the best tipper in the game.
[01:15:43]  You don't know?

=== Haggling With The Best Tipper (03:42) ===

[01:15:44]  $350, but we'll pay $500 for Morocco because Morocco.
[01:15:47]  I did say more because he's the best tipper in the game.
[01:15:50]  Wow.
[01:15:51]  What's going on right now?
[01:15:53]  I was working with them.
[01:15:54]  I was on their side.
[01:15:55]  I was actually trying to destroy Dove because I don't want him to save any money and make him feel good about himself.
[01:15:59]  Play yourself.
[01:15:59]  Did I play myself?
[01:16:01]  How much?
[01:16:03]  $425.
[01:16:03]  He's good?
[01:16:04]  $300.
[01:16:05]  $300.
[01:16:05]  For good luck.
[01:16:05]  Okay, well, no, I'm supposed to go under.
[01:16:07]  Sorry.
[01:16:07]  $200.
[01:16:08]  We're already wearing it.
[01:16:09]  I don't think we have much leverage.
[01:16:10]  $250.
[01:16:10]  I'll show you leverage.
[01:16:11]  Please.
[01:16:12]  Please.
[01:16:13]  No, no, don't beg, don't beg.
[01:16:17]  How much?
[01:16:18]  Love.
[01:16:19]  Love.
[01:16:20]  Yesterday it was $100 each.
[01:16:22]  Two of them.
[01:16:23]  $200.
[01:16:24]  No, no, my friend.
[01:16:25]  Normal, I will start with you for $400 to find the three.
[01:16:27]  I got a essay for $100.
[01:16:28]  I go to the other guy.
[01:16:29]  It's okay.
[01:16:30]  Schultz walked away.
[01:16:30]  We didn't think it was going to happen.
[01:16:31]  And then the guy said, for the good luck.
[01:16:34]  Oh, hey.
[01:16:37]  This is how it's done.
[01:16:40]  Good business.
[01:16:40]  If you give me $100 for this tour, I will see you on the tour.
[01:16:44]  Oh, my friends.
[01:16:45]  You're famous.
[01:16:47]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:48]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:54]  I am Captain Amerrakesh.
[01:16:56]  We're looking absolutely beautiful.
[01:16:58]  Mark calls me Captain Americesh.
[01:17:00]  I thought that was a great pun.
[01:17:01]  That was great.
[01:17:01]  That's you, bro.
[01:17:02]  We all go out to watch the game Torrential Downpour.
[01:17:05]  Yep.
[01:17:05]  Yes.
[01:17:05]  I mean...
[01:17:06]  It's never rained in Morocco in the history.
[01:17:07]  Wild, windy country.
[01:17:08]  Never one time has it rained.
[01:17:10]  Never.
[01:17:10]  I thought it was a desert.
[01:17:11]  It was wind, ridiculous, snakes flying everywhere, monkeys going fucking crazy.
[01:17:16]  Like Wizard of Oz.
[01:17:17]  Wizard of Oz S winds.
[01:17:19]  Like Jumanji.
[01:17:20]  Joe.
[01:17:21]  And we had booked seats.
[01:17:22]  It's this huge outdoor plaza.
[01:17:24]  There's one little balcony thing where you can get seats.
[01:17:27]  We found front row seats on the balcony.
[01:17:28]  We're going to watch the game.
[01:17:29]  Also, front row seats to what, though?
[01:17:32]  To the plaza.
[01:17:33]  But where's the game?
[01:17:34]  Where's the game?
[01:17:35]  It's on a projector.
[01:17:36]  On the other side of the square, this big.
[01:17:38]  Come on.
[01:17:39]  Football.
[01:17:40]  We're talking about.
[01:17:40]  I was like, yo, we're going to be kind of far from this shit.
[01:17:42]  I thought that shit.
[01:17:43]  I was like, nah, let me not ruffle feathers.
[01:17:45]  But I should have said something.
[01:17:47]  We got fucked on that one.
[01:17:49]  Now we got fucked.
[01:17:50]  No, we had a backup option, which you wanted so you can get an overhead view to shoot if there were 40,000 people on the square.
[01:17:57]  That's also true.
[01:17:58]  It was good planning until Hurricane.
[01:18:00]  I'm going to back up.
[01:18:01]  Yeah.
[01:18:02]  But where did we end up watching it?
[01:18:03]  Right in front of the giant screen.
[01:18:05]  But listen, so we go watch a game, Torrental Downpour.
[01:18:07]  It's second half.
[01:18:08]  It miraculously stops raining.
[01:18:10]  Yep.
[01:18:11]  Morocco is playing absolutely unbelievable.
[01:18:14]  Unbelievable.
[01:18:14]  Losing one, nothing, but a lucky ass goal six minutes into the game.
[01:18:18]  Whatever.
[01:18:19]  The people in the square start to fill in.
[01:18:22]  The energy in the square is crazy.
[01:18:24]  Everyone watching it all over.
[01:18:25]  Dominating.
[01:18:26]  This right side of the ball, this guy, Hakimi.
[01:18:28]  God bless him.
[01:18:29]  Hakimi.
[01:18:30]  So fucking good.
[01:18:31]  I mean, they got everybody on lock.
[01:18:35]  Great shots on gold.
[01:18:36]  Nonstop.
[01:18:36]  Shots on goal.
[01:18:37]  Shots on goal.
[01:18:37]  Shots on gold.
[01:18:38]  Cannot convert.
[01:18:39]  Mark, what the fuck happened?
[01:18:41]  I don't know.
[01:18:41]  I don't know.
[01:18:42]  Barocco is playing out of their minds.
[01:18:43]  Amazing game.
[01:18:44]  Outplayed France.
[01:18:45]  I think one of the first times the African team made it to the semifinals.
[01:18:48]  The first one that made it.
[01:18:49]  The first Arab country to make, well, Arab?
[01:18:51]  I don't know what Arab Nation is what I heard.
[01:18:53]  Berbers.
[01:18:53]  They're Berbers.
[01:18:54]  They're Berbers.
[01:18:55]  Moroccans like to be called African, North African.
[01:18:57]  Well, the first North African and the first Muslim country.
[01:18:59]  First Maghrebis, that's for sure.
[01:19:01]  Facts.
[01:19:03]  Maghreb.
[01:19:05]  Dima Maghrib.
[01:19:07]  My point is, we went there for this underdog story.
[01:19:11]  It did not end up happening.
[01:19:13]  And if every time you followed an underdog, they succeeded, then they wouldn't be underdogs, would they?
[01:19:17]  Yeah.
[01:19:17]  But we're going to keep following these fucking underdogs.
[01:19:19]  We're going to keep rooting for the impossible because it is so sensational and the energy is amazing around it.
[01:19:25]  And I'm really glad that we went.

=== Following Underdog Teams Always (08:33) ===

[01:19:26]  It sucks that we didn't get the exact results.
[01:19:29]  But maybe, maybe, maybe it's not about the results.
[01:19:33]  It's about the friends you make along the way.
[01:19:35]  There you go.
[01:19:37]  It's about the journey, Al.
[01:19:39]  That was beautiful.
[01:19:40]  The adventure.
[01:19:40]  It's about the adventure, man.
[01:19:42]  We out here for the adventure.
[01:19:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:19:47]  Hey, Dub.
[01:19:49]  Dev, let's do a shot, Doug.
[01:19:54]  Dev, can we do a little, can we do a little shots?
[01:19:57]  Come on.
[01:19:57]  Come on.
[01:19:58]  Shouts to Jaeger.
[01:19:59]  Yo.
[01:20:00]  Also, I do want to say this, right?
[01:20:03]  Because, listen, this is, hold on one second.
[01:20:08]  Oh, shit.
[01:20:09]  Fuck.
[01:20:10]  Come on, bro.
[01:20:10]  My bad.
[01:20:11]  Okay.
[01:20:11]  I do want to say this shit because we've had Jaeger here on the podcast.
[01:20:16]  You've never seen Jaeger, you know, displayed like that.
[01:20:19]  And we were talking to Jaeger, right?
[01:20:22]  And, you know, they were saying that they want to do some stuff with us.
[01:20:26]  Now, Jaeger sponsored this adventure that we went on to in Morocco.
[01:20:32]  They've actually asked me not to say that they did.
[01:20:34]  But I do want to say, I do want to talk about why it's important that we say what they did.
[01:20:41]  They really just wanted this to be organic.
[01:20:42]  They wanted to just put the fucking bottle right there.
[01:20:44]  And what I'm doing right now might breach contract, but we'll work on that with them.
[01:20:48]  But I think it's really important because when we were talking to Jaeger, and Column, Kid Super, is sponsored by Jaeger.
[01:20:56]  And he was the one that was like, yo, you got to see these guys.
[01:20:58]  They have this crazy idea.
[01:20:59]  They want to go to Qatar, et cetera.
[01:21:01]  I've never worked with a company that has given so much creative wiggle room and control to myself or our group before.
[01:21:12]  Literally the day of.
[01:21:13]  We don't even have it confirmed.
[01:21:15]  We switched the plans.
[01:21:17]  Originally, we were just going to do a watch party here.
[01:21:19]  And they wanted to sponsor it.
[01:21:21]  And we literally said to them, yo, we got a crazy idea.
[01:21:24]  We want to go on adventures.
[01:21:26]  That's what the fuck this podcast is about.
[01:21:27]  We like taking, not fuck with that, but we would like taking these moments to go have these incredible experiences.
[01:21:33]  And we want to switch it from a live stream.
[01:21:35]  We want to go to fucking Morocco.
[01:21:37]  Are you down to do it?
[01:21:39]  You know how many positions there are on the corporate chain that you have to get, you know, a confirmation from, approval from constantly.
[01:21:47]  Like they just came back and immediately just said, yeah.
[01:21:51]  And I think it's important to point that out because ideally we deliver an incredible product.
[01:21:55]  Ideally, you guys, you know, fuck with it.
[01:21:57]  But I loved working with a company that just lets us make cool shit.
[01:22:01]  And I think that we made a way cooler thing.
[01:22:03]  A live stream would have been great.
[01:22:04]  We would have done something awesome, but it's different than going to Africa for 36 fucking hours and being part of this amazing adventure.
[01:22:11]  So generally speaking, I would just put them here and have the, what is it called when you just have it?
[01:22:16]  Product placement.
[01:22:17]  Yeah.
[01:22:17]  Do the product placement.
[01:22:18]  But I want to compliment them and their employees and just the people there that like really just are investing in creators.
[01:22:26]  Even like if that's the, yeah, it's like, it was really cool to do these things.
[01:22:30]  And I hope that we have delivered something that blows them away.
[01:22:34]  Yeah.
[01:22:34]  I really, I really do hope that because I want to continue doing these adventures.
[01:22:39]  We're going to continue doing them no matter what.
[01:22:40]  The reality is, is we were on our way to fucking Morocco, not knowing if they were going to say yes or not.
[01:22:45]  And then we landed, because remember, there's no internet.
[01:22:47]  We're buying these tickets.
[01:22:48]  We're out.
[01:22:50]  And then we don't have the, on the plane, there's seven hours where we're like, are we paying for this?
[01:22:56]  You know what I mean?
[01:22:57]  And then landing to that confirmation is just fucking cool.
[01:23:00]  And I just really salute them.
[01:23:02]  I think it's awesome that they do it.
[01:23:03]  And I hope more brands do that.
[01:23:04]  And I hope we can blow these things up in a way that other brands go, hey, maybe we got to let creators create.
[01:23:09]  Yeah.
[01:23:11]  I hope that letting creators create makes the brand more popular.
[01:23:15]  And then other brands start going, hey, let's stop getting in the way.
[01:23:18]  So much red tape and like executives giving notes and shit.
[01:23:21]  Yeah.
[01:23:21]  No, go.
[01:23:22]  They literally told me not to do this.
[01:23:24]  I just want to point this out right now.
[01:23:25]  So maybe this is the best way to start the relationship.
[01:23:29]  That's the exact thing.
[01:23:30]  They're like, we don't want you to be too forced.
[01:23:31]  We want you to ask it.
[01:23:32]  We just want to be organic.
[01:23:34]  But I do think that this would be the most authentic way to put it.
[01:23:36]  I thought it was so fucking cool that they did this.
[01:23:38]  Yeah.
[01:23:38]  And the stuff they do with Kid Super is sick, too.
[01:23:40]  It's awful.
[01:23:40]  If you don't know Kid Super, obviously, he's like a fashion designer, artist, creative guy in New York, like from New York.
[01:23:45]  It just makes it sick.
[01:23:46]  Super talent.
[01:23:47]  And they are sponsoring him to make a space.
[01:23:49]  It's amazing.
[01:23:50]  It's amazing out there in Brooklyn.
[01:23:51]  Matter of fact, if you'd like to know more about Kid Super, look at this.
[01:23:56]  What's up, everybody?
[01:23:57]  It's Captain Americesh here in Morocco.
[01:24:00]  Your boy Schultze.
[01:24:01]  We're just in New York doing a podcast, but we're lucky enough to have one of my favorite creatives, one of the great New York creative minds.
[01:24:09]  We got Kid Super, not in the motherfucking building, in the motherfucking Riyadh.
[01:24:14]  And we're out here watching the game together.
[01:24:16]  And I thought that it was only right that we give some of the people at home a little glimpse into the genius that is Kid Super.
[01:24:22]  I'm saying all these great things about him.
[01:24:24]  Please do not be embarrassed when I say make sure you hold that fucking mic up to your mouth.
[01:24:28]  These are our microphones.
[01:24:29]  We are doing it.
[01:24:31]  Third world is third world right now.
[01:24:33]  We're keeping it very third world with our first world cell phones.
[01:24:36]  Kids Super, you're the fucking man.
[01:24:38]  Thank you so much for being out here with us.
[01:24:41]  Three flights, right?
[01:24:43]  Three flights to get here.
[01:24:45]  We call him.
[01:24:46]  He's in Brazil.
[01:24:48]  And we say, we're going to the Morocco France game in Morocco.
[01:24:53]  Actually, I will give you credit.
[01:24:55]  We were like, should we go see it in France?
[01:24:57]  And then, and Kid Super goes, it would be way crazier to see it in Morocco.
[01:25:01]  So you kind of did put that out there.
[01:25:03]  And the other thing, so we were debating if we wanted to go to Qatar, if we wanted to do all these stuff, because all of a sudden Schultz is a die-hard soccer fan.
[01:25:12]  Yes.
[01:25:13]  And little do you know, but me and Mark play soccer together on the Kid Super team weekly when he's feeling fit and getting slender.
[01:25:22]  And so he was like, oh, I don't really, did you put him at goalie when he gained all that weight?
[01:25:27]  No, he was like, yeah, I'm beefing up.
[01:25:29]  I'm like, for what?
[01:25:30]  You're a podcast guy.
[01:25:32]  But then we were deciding if we were going to go to Qatar or Morocco.
[01:25:36]  And Schultz wanted the culture, wanted to experience the people.
[01:25:40]  And fun fact, my mom was actually born in Morocco.
[01:25:44]  So it was worth the 24-hour flight from Brazil to go to all around the world to get here.
[01:25:50]  And I landed about four hours ago.
[01:25:52]  The game's in three hours.
[01:25:53]  Yeah.
[01:25:54]  And if Morocco wins, we're the most geniuses of all time.
[01:25:59]  I mean, this is, I mean, Morocco is going to win.
[01:26:01]  I'm saying this right now.
[01:26:02]  We don't know what's going to happen.
[01:26:02]  Morocco's going to win.
[01:26:03]  The energy is here.
[01:26:05]  We have the colonized taking out the colonizer.
[01:26:08]  It only makes sense.
[01:26:09]  It is only right.
[01:26:10]  Everyone at home, you might be calling me fucking idiots once you know the actual score because it's not coming out until next week.
[01:26:16]  But I just wanted to let you know that the positivity, not only is there a storm coming to France, there's a storm here.
[01:26:22]  Like you feel the energy.
[01:26:23]  Something's going down.
[01:26:25]  We damn near made a fucking side talk video in the middle of the shook, okay?
[01:26:29]  This guy with like four teeth in his whole mouth looked like a jack-o-lantern just started screaming, fuck the French.
[01:26:35]  We probably have to cut that.
[01:26:36]  And I wasn't even maintaining relationships.
[01:26:37]  He wasn't even there.
[01:26:38]  He wasn't even there.
[01:26:40]  Exactly.
[01:26:40]  Exactly.
[01:26:42]  But we're also all in the exact same outfits.
[01:26:45]  Yes.
[01:26:46]  And we're ready.
[01:26:47]  What's also good, I mean, on my own personal note, soccer has brought me all across the world.
[01:26:54]  And I know Schultz has just become a die-hard soccer fan, but it's amazing that something brings all these different people together.
[01:26:59]  So I was in Brazil because of soccer.
[01:27:01]  Now I'm in Morocco because of soccer.
[01:27:03]  And I'm going to end up in the middle of the day.
[01:27:04]  I'm going to call the other camp.
[01:27:05]  I'm going to end up in Qatar, which Schultz has, depending on the game today and his wife's situation.
[01:27:13]  This is my wife's situation.
[01:27:14]  It's not even my situation.
[01:27:15]  It's our anniversary.
[01:27:17]  The final game is our anniversary.
[01:27:19]  We're going to end up going to the fucking final.
[01:27:21]  I'll say right now, if when Morocco wins today, when Morocco wins today, we have to continue to bestow that good luck on this.
[01:27:31]  You are the good luck charm.
[01:27:32]  That's what I told them.
[01:27:34]  I wouldn't negotiate in the shook.
[01:27:35]  I say, listen, the discount you give me is the luck you give to Team Morocco.
[01:27:39]  Which you've been, he has a great haggling technique in which he haggles really, really hard and then tips them heavy.
[01:27:46]  Yeah.
[01:27:46]  So I tip them back up to the price that they wanted, more or less.
[01:27:50]  It's like, you know, when like wife.
[01:27:52]  But they react so well.
[01:27:53]  They love it.
[01:27:55]  They love it.
[01:27:55]  Yeah.
[01:27:55]  Because they brutalize me.
[01:27:57]  That's really what they like about it.

=== Creative Shit And Heavy Tipping (14:42) ===

[01:27:59]  Yeah.
[01:27:59]  But no, it's catch and release.
[01:28:00]  You know what I mean?
[01:28:02]  There's something scientific about it.
[01:28:04]  I play the game, you know?
[01:28:06]  Anyway, I think you're fucking genius.
[01:28:08]  For those people who might not know you just yet, it's so weird to call you a clothing designer.
[01:28:15]  Because, hmm, how do I say it?
[01:28:17]  It's like, you might hate this, you might love this.
[01:28:21]  Calling you a clothing designer is like calling like Diddy a music producer.
[01:28:25]  Do you know, where it's like, I also know you from all these other crazy creative things.
[01:28:30]  I just feel like your creative outlet has been pressed upon clothing, but then I get to see you make animations.
[01:28:37]  I get to see you do cool things.
[01:28:39]  When you did the painting thing, remember?
[01:28:42]  I'm going to butcher it by describing it.
[01:28:44]  Just go YouTube.
[01:28:45]  What was you, YouTube?
[01:28:46]  Kids Super painting fashion show.
[01:28:49]  But basically, I did this fashion show where each look had a painting assigned with it.
[01:28:53]  And I had painted all the 23 paintings.
[01:28:56]  And the last look was a painting, but she walks out of the painting and it makes for a real.
[01:29:01]  So you see her face in the painting.
[01:29:03]  You're like, oh, I see a human face.
[01:29:04]  That's cool.
[01:29:04]  It's behind a big canvas and a painting, blah, blah, blah.
[01:29:08]  It is whatever.
[01:29:08]  I've maybe seen this before in every Scooby-Doo episode, right?
[01:29:12]  The bad person is in the wall and their eyes are like following you.
[01:29:15]  And then all of a sudden the model walks through the painting and the painting drapes over them and becomes the outfit.
[01:29:22]  It was genius.
[01:29:23]  It took a lot of trial and error.
[01:29:25]  And what was cool is like, there wasn't this like behind this like crazy machine behind it.
[01:29:30]  Or if we hired a production company to do it, I really built the whole thing in like the Brooklyn studio.
[01:29:36]  And we failed a lot.
[01:29:38]  Yeah.
[01:29:39]  Can you tell me about this Brooklyn studio that Mark talks about non-stop?
[01:29:43]  So I built this state-of-the-art fucking studio in Soho.
[01:29:47]  I finally get us out of Brooklyn thinking I'm doing this poor kid a favor and he can't wait to get back to Brooklyn to go to your fucking studio.
[01:29:53]  This is true.
[01:29:54]  This is true.
[01:29:55]  And it is funny because you, I mean, he tried really hard on his studio.
[01:30:01]  I did a good job.
[01:30:02]  You did do a good job.
[01:30:04]  The Kid Super has always had a physical space.
[01:30:06]  So before I had a dorm room that I converted into a store that everyone came and were buying out of my dorm room and then I got kicked out because it was a store.
[01:30:15]  Then I got this space in Brooklyn that was really small and I lived in the back of a store.
[01:30:19]  Then the top two floors moved out and all my friends moved in and I owned in parentheses this building in Brooklyn.
[01:30:27]  And then we kind of outgrew that and now we just signed a lease to a 10,000 square foot building in Brooklyn, which he's from New York City as well.
[01:30:35]  So he understands how difficult it is to find a space of that size.
[01:30:39]  I got it because of COVID and I've been now trying to make it a magical place with recording studios, storefront, podcasting.
[01:30:50]  Not for me, for whoever and his team wants, because I don't know if it's safe for me to get on a podcast.
[01:30:57]  But part of it has been with brand sponsorships that have supported it.
[01:31:01]  And one of those being Jaegermeister, who we've done countless projects with.
[01:31:08]  What I loved about this is, and I pay attention, I'm not going to, I'm not going to lie, because obviously we have a lot of people who we work with, sponsor the pod setup.
[01:31:15]  I pay very close attention to brands that seek out true creatives, right?
[01:31:20]  Like not just chasing numbers.
[01:31:22]  Numbers are very important.
[01:31:23]  We got to sell things.
[01:31:24]  That's how the game works.
[01:31:25]  But like seeking out people who are making creative things and like supporting them in that endeavor, because I think those people actually really get the value and equity behind that.
[01:31:35]  And that's, I mean, Jaegermeister supported me two, almost five, four years ago when I was really, didn't have the numbers, didn't have Paris Fashion Week, didn't have, and it was just, they respected how hard I was trying at something.
[01:31:48]  And I respected how hard, like our first project we worked on, we did a gallery show and they said, do I want sponsorship?
[01:31:56]  I said, sure.
[01:31:56]  They said, how many people do you think are going to come to your gallery?
[01:31:58]  I said, 100.
[01:31:59]  A thousand people ended up coming to my painting gallery show.
[01:32:02]  But she came with 10 bartenders, 10 cocktails.
[01:32:06]  They're all named after each painting.
[01:32:08]  And I was like, what the fuck?
[01:32:09]  You tried so hard.
[01:32:10]  And she was like, what the fuck?
[01:32:11]  1,000 people came.
[01:32:12]  So that was where we started our relationship.
[01:32:15]  And so now, not only it's been amazing for me and growing and I literally couldn't have done it without brand sponsorships, but also I put, I say, hey, Schultz is a person you actually should support.
[01:32:27]  And they, without a doubt, gave you the supported, like, like I got this in, what, two days?
[01:32:33]  It was unbelievable.
[01:32:34]  It was so cool.
[01:32:35]  And corporations do not work like this.
[01:32:37]  Yes.
[01:32:37]  I want to be very clear.
[01:32:38]  Corporations do not work like this.
[01:32:40]  And we work with some fucking awesome ones.
[01:32:42]  But for two days, for us to go, yeah, we're going to live stream it.
[01:32:46]  And then two days later, we go, yeah, I think we might go to Morocco.
[01:32:50]  We got the tickets to go to Morocco the same day we left.
[01:32:53]  So on the plane, we're messaging them.
[01:32:55]  We're like, yo, is it cool if we go to Morocco and watch the game?
[01:32:59]  On the plane, we get the message back and they're like, give me like half an hour for approval.
[01:33:03]  And we're like, okay.
[01:33:06]  Well, I was thinking, I was texting Julia.
[01:33:09]  I was like, Jamil didn't come.
[01:33:10]  Jamil said.
[01:33:12]  I'm like, what happens if Jaeger pulls?
[01:33:14]  Can I be honest with you?
[01:33:16]  We didn't have internet on the plane.
[01:33:17]  So we didn't know that this was a go until we landed.
[01:33:22]  And no.
[01:33:22]  So shout outs to you, Jaeger.
[01:33:24]  We appreciate your commitment.
[01:33:27]  But I love that.
[01:33:27]  And I thought it was cool that they were down.
[01:33:28]  They just wanted to do creative shit.
[01:33:30]  And people are behind these brands, which we often forget.
[01:33:35]  And we're in a society now where the creatives have a ton of power, right?
[01:33:40]  You proved that hugely on your Netflix special.
[01:33:44]  So it's in their best interest.
[01:33:46]  Or your Netflix quality special.
[01:33:49]  There we go.
[01:33:50]  Netflix quality special.
[01:33:51]  Mike to face.
[01:33:53]  Netflix quality special.
[01:33:55]  But what I'm saying is now it's in their best interest.
[01:33:58]  So yeah, they're good people, but it's in their best interest to support us.
[01:34:00]  Yeah.
[01:34:00]  Yeah.
[01:34:01]  It's cool.
[01:34:01]  And let you do what you can do because you know better than anyone else.
[01:34:05]  Right.
[01:34:05]  So I think, and now we're in Morocco, so it worked out.
[01:34:09]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:34:10]  Like, just let us go on a fucking adventure.
[01:34:13]  I remember when I was talking to him, I was like, listen, let us create those kinds of weekends, those kinds of events.
[01:34:18]  Like we will make it happen.
[01:34:19]  I know I seem like a lunatic.
[01:34:21]  We just FaceTimed her right now and we both look like we just came out of the Sahara.
[01:34:24]  Yeah, we're lunatics, but sometimes being a lunatic is fun and you get to do cool shit.
[01:34:29]  So they, they, this is, I thought was really interesting because they sent a package over, right?
[01:34:35]  And they said the package over and they're the jerseys that you created.
[01:34:39]  Yes.
[01:34:39]  Right.
[01:34:39]  So you did a jersey for Team USA.
[01:34:43]  I did a tracksuit for Team USA.
[01:34:45]  Well, obviously it's World Cup season and everyone knows that I'm the biggest soccer fan ever.
[01:34:51]  And new soccer fan.
[01:34:54]  New soccer fan.
[01:34:57]  Brand new soccer fan.
[01:34:58]  I just wanted to be very clear, everybody at home.
[01:35:00]  Brand new.
[01:35:01]  When he plays FIFA, he plays with Real Madrid.
[01:35:04]  Manchester United.
[01:35:06]  Okay?
[01:35:06]  Come on.
[01:35:07]  Keep going.
[01:35:08]  Let's see your teams.
[01:35:10]  Atletico Madrid.
[01:35:11]  Okay.
[01:35:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:35:13]  Galicia.
[01:35:15]  All right.
[01:35:15]  You spent your...
[01:35:16]  We all know you studied abroad.
[01:35:18]  Stop fucking.
[01:35:19]  I looked like I knew some things right there.
[01:35:21]  Okay, LA Galaxy.
[01:35:23]  Okay?
[01:35:24]  That's a horrible term, dude.
[01:35:25]  No, I shouldn't go on my list that quick.
[01:35:27]  Titanham, hot spurs, sometimes cold spurs.
[01:35:32]  Wait, Man City.
[01:35:34]  Not bad.
[01:35:35]  Chelsea.
[01:35:36]  Chelsea City.
[01:35:41]  Other countries.
[01:35:43]  You got Saint-Germain.
[01:35:45]  Italy.
[01:35:47]  Juventus.
[01:35:49]  I think he's...
[01:35:51]  Which do you say you're more knowledgeable, soccer or UFC?
[01:35:57]  Soccer.
[01:35:58]  You kicked that out.
[01:35:59]  No, no, UFC, I probably know a little bit more.
[01:36:02]  But you're so engaged.
[01:36:03]  I'm the number one UFC journalist.
[01:36:06]  I was going to say, the fact that you almost said soccer is crazy.
[01:36:10]  No, I mean, listen, listen, I'm not.
[01:36:12]  I consider you someone who knows a lot about UFC.
[01:36:15]  But I'm the number one.
[01:36:16]  I think you're low-key good at boxing, which you never bring up.
[01:36:18]  Yeah, yeah, I don't talk about that at all.
[01:36:20]  Out of all the things that you brag about.
[01:36:22]  I got to keep the streets honest.
[01:36:24]  Yeah, he's a pretty good box.
[01:36:25]  I mean, from the highlights I see.
[01:36:27]  That was a great, what is it, underhanded compliment, what you just did right there.
[01:36:31]  You're like, you're great at boxing.
[01:36:32]  I was like, oh, thanks.
[01:36:32]  And then you're like, out of all the things you brag about, you'd think that you would talk about the thing that you're decent at.
[01:36:38]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:36:39]  It's kind of like how you tip and buy.
[01:36:42]  This guy right here, this guy is a fucking problem.
[01:36:46]  Sever the sponsorship immediately.
[01:36:47]  Okay?
[01:36:48]  There you go.
[01:36:48]  Take us a look at that.
[01:36:49]  Tell me what happened with this jersey right now before we go eat some tagine.
[01:36:52]  Okay, so this is actually one of the paintings from the fashion show.
[01:36:56]  This is a painting.
[01:36:57]  Yeah.
[01:36:57]  It's a soccer player.
[01:36:59]  Okay.
[01:36:59]  So the...
[01:37:02]  What team?
[01:37:03]  Of the painting?
[01:37:04]  Yeah, what team is that guy?
[01:37:06]  Just a random.
[01:37:07]  You don't know a team it is?
[01:37:08]  It was just, we just picked it.
[01:37:10]  Did you see that?
[01:37:11]  Oh, you don't know a team that is.
[01:37:12]  It was more like, you know, like a representative of a moment.
[01:37:15]  Doesn't that sound like some bullshit you would say if you knew nothing about fucking soccer?
[01:37:19]  Doesn't that sound like?
[01:37:20]  Okay, so break this down.
[01:37:21]  So you picked a random guy, kind of looks like me, and you put him on.
[01:37:26]  It was a soccer painting, Jaegermeister, which is actually quite interesting, was one of the first, if not the first, they don't like to say first because whatever, but brands to ever sponsor a soccer team.
[01:37:35]  And that first jersey looked very similar to this without.
[01:37:39]  Got you.
[01:37:40]  Gotcha.
[01:37:40]  So it was a reference because when I went to the headquarters, I try to tie in everything I do into soccer.
[01:37:46]  And when they said they were the first sponsor, I was like, whoa, done.
[01:37:49]  That's actually cool.
[01:37:50]  And so now it's illegal for an alcohol company to sponsor a team.
[01:37:56]  Really?
[01:37:57]  Yeah.
[01:37:58]  Why?
[01:37:58]  Is that because Qatar bought up all the rest of them?
[01:38:01]  Yeah.
[01:38:03]  But what's weird is gambling is allowed.
[01:38:05]  What about a non-alcoholic company?
[01:38:07]  Like, could Oduel sponsor a team?
[01:38:09]  Yeah.
[01:38:10]  Probably.
[01:38:11]  I actually don't know the exact rules.
[01:38:13]  Seems like you don't know a lot about soccer, buddy.
[01:38:17]  Because there used to be very big branded alcohol companies and now there's not.
[01:38:22]  And now they're all betting companies.
[01:38:24]  Which also is pretty illegal, right?
[01:38:26]  Yeah, even though we love them.
[01:38:28]  Oh, true.
[01:38:29]  Yeah, we love them.
[01:38:30]  We love them.
[01:38:30]  They're great.
[01:38:31]  Promo Cole Flavor.
[01:38:34]  But yeah, I think the Jersey's fucking fire.
[01:38:36]  I think it's great that you get to do these things and just go on these adventures.
[01:38:39]  Now, the question is, when do we get, when do we get out?
[01:38:44]  I want my name.
[01:38:45]  On the back.
[01:38:46]  And the number.
[01:38:47]  Exactly.
[01:38:48]  Yeah.
[01:38:48]  What number would I be?
[01:38:50]  For your personality.
[01:38:53]  Or how I play.
[01:38:54]  What position would I play, obviously?
[01:38:55]  Well, I've never seen.
[01:38:57]  I would say like you could also be an center back that kind of just two studs tackles to set the pace.
[01:39:06]  Seems like you're saying I'm not an offensive player.
[01:39:09]  No, you're more, you set the tone.
[01:39:11]  Can I also strike and set the tone?
[01:39:13]  Yeah, but that's not as much.
[01:39:16]  Maybe a forward striker.
[01:39:18]  But also, since you're so good at boxing, I think you're more of like a brute type.
[01:39:28]  Am I like the enforcer?
[01:39:30]  Yeah, what's your stand?
[01:39:32]  I'm just enforcer, yeah.
[01:39:33]  I'm there to protect Messi.
[01:39:34]  Yeah.
[01:39:35]  Because Messi's little, you're not little.
[01:39:37]  Okay, okay, okay.
[01:39:38]  So are you more of like, let me, let me guess who you are.
[01:39:44]  Oh, Pepe.
[01:39:45]  Dude, that's you.
[01:39:46]  You're more of like, you're a Pepe, right?
[01:39:48]  But the way that you play is like not, you don't know like how to really have good touch.
[01:39:53]  That was you.
[01:39:54]  No, dude, dude.
[01:39:55]  You're trying to flip it on me.
[01:39:56]  I don't think that's good.
[01:39:57]  It's good that you knew that, Pepe.
[01:39:59]  Who, Pepe?
[01:40:00]  That's one of your top faves.
[01:40:01]  Come on, dude.
[01:40:02]  I know all these things.
[01:40:03]  No, I see you as like a Roberto Carlos.
[01:40:07]  What position does Roberto Carlos play?
[01:40:09]  Back.
[01:40:10]  But then he still runs the sides.
[01:40:13]  Come on.
[01:40:14]  Not bad.
[01:40:15]  I love these things.
[01:40:15]  Roberto Carlos is the best at his position efforts.
[01:40:18]  No, no.
[01:40:18]  What do I really think you are?
[01:40:20]  Andres Iniesta.
[01:40:21]  That's a good one.
[01:40:22]  I think I see you like...
[01:40:24]  Dude, you know what Don Fetza is?
[01:40:26]  Yo, you see how he flipped him up once?
[01:40:29]  I see you, Andres Iniesta, impossible take the ball away from you, controlling the game, crazy assists leading the attack.
[01:40:37]  But when it comes to defense, you're not really about that life.
[01:40:40]  I'm very much not about that life.
[01:40:42]  Like, if he knew how right he was, I should get my mom.
[01:40:47]  My mom would be screaming at me.
[01:40:48]  Like, get back on defense.
[01:40:50]  But the problem is if you spend too much time on defense.
[01:40:53]  And you can't have fun on offense.
[01:40:55]  I mean, you're just not as energized when you get the ball.
[01:40:59]  But I am that type.
[01:41:02]  I'm more of a little bit more attacking than scoring and setting up?
[01:41:09]  I'm much better setting up.
[01:41:10]  Setting up.
[01:41:11]  Yeah, much better passer.
[01:41:12]  So if you had to make a basketball analogy for who you were?
[01:41:16]  I'm pretty bad at basketball, to be honest.
[01:41:19]  What about like John Stockton, the assist king?
[01:41:22]  All I know him as just a white guy on the dream team.
[01:41:27]  Yeah, just like, all right, that guy.
[01:41:28]  Dude, he was so anonymous.
[01:41:30]  Steve Nash.
[01:41:31]  Well, Steve Nash was a great shooter from distance.
[01:41:33]  But he had a great story about the dream team when they were in Barcelona.
[01:41:36]  He was the only player that could just walk around the streets.
[01:41:40]  Like he would just, he goes, I would just go with my family and I'd be wearing the dream team shirt that had my own face on it with the other guys.
[01:41:47]  And people would walk up and have no fucking.
[01:41:49]  How big is he?
[01:41:49]  You might be taller than him.
[01:41:51]  I'm probably about the same size.
[01:41:52]  But yeah, I see you.
[01:41:53]  Setting people up.
[01:41:54]  Yeah, Andres Iniesta all day, dude.
[01:41:57]  Who's like a great passer in the modern day that's about Chris Paul?
[01:42:03]  Okay, yeah.
[01:42:03]  Chris Paul.
[01:42:04]  I mean, he's like the ultimate point guard assist guy.
[01:42:09]  And who are you?
[01:42:11]  Who is my comparison?
[01:42:12]  Yeah.
[01:42:13]  Aren't you also okay at basketball?
[01:42:16]  I mean, look, I don't want to brag.
[01:42:19]  No, no, but who is my comparison B?
[01:42:21]  The problem is, I was never a great shooter from distance.
[01:42:24]  You're just a close good shooter?
[01:42:26]  I was like, what's called mid-range?
[01:42:27]  I was okay, but I could get to the basket.
[01:42:29]  So I would get to the basket and then dish.
[01:42:31]  I was like an assist guy, but get to the basket and dish.
[01:42:33]  But if I could shoot, man, that would have been a little bit of a game changer.
[01:42:37]  I'm trying to think my, yeah, this is a fun game.
[01:42:40]  Who is your professional counterpart?

=== Comparisons To Chris Paul (02:51) ===

[01:42:42]  Yeah.
[01:42:43]  I like, also, do you know who Modric is?
[01:42:46]  Yeah, I was just for Croatia.
[01:42:47]  Yeah, that's also a little bit.
[01:42:49]  And then there's a player, Jamez Rodriguez.
[01:42:53]  He's Colombian.
[01:42:54]  He was on Real Madrid.
[01:42:55]  He had the greatest World Cup last World Cup.
[01:42:59]  But yeah, I would play a little bit.
[01:43:01]  That's who you think.
[01:43:02]  Well, who I want to.
[01:43:03]  Now, who is...
[01:43:05]  Okay, that's the dream.
[01:43:05]  Is Modric?
[01:43:06]  Is the dream?
[01:43:07]  No, or Jamez, Modric, Vibes.
[01:43:10]  Madrid is more.
[01:43:11]  If you had to pick an American player.
[01:43:14]  Oh, Gio Reyna.
[01:43:15]  Oh.
[01:43:16]  Fire.
[01:43:17]  The son of Claudio.
[01:43:19]  Who played, I guess?
[01:43:21]  Yeah, professionally.
[01:43:21]  That's why he grew up all over.
[01:43:24]  But Gio Reyna is actually fire.
[01:43:27]  Yes.
[01:43:27]  The U.S. team's going to be really good.
[01:43:29]  And that's what we have to start planning for is the World Cup.
[01:43:32]  100%.
[01:43:33]  Yeah.
[01:43:33]  We've been saying the U.S. team is going to be good for about two decades now.
[01:43:36]  Yeah, but it's happening.
[01:43:37]  They're all 22.
[01:43:39]  That's true.
[01:43:40]  That's true.
[01:43:41]  They're all going to be.
[01:43:42]  And they're finally not all German.
[01:43:44]  That was crazy.
[01:43:45]  Yeah.
[01:43:45]  Not that there's anything wrong.
[01:43:47]  Not that there's anything wrong with German things.
[01:43:49]  No, but that was exactly.
[01:43:50]  The German coach literally was like, America sucks.
[01:43:53]  If you have any strand of American, I'm signing you up.
[01:43:56]  The team literally couldn't speak English.
[01:43:58]  I know.
[01:43:59]  That was crazy.
[01:44:00]  I know.
[01:44:00]  And it wasn't like they were great German players.
[01:44:03]  He just thought like Americans were so, so bad.
[01:44:06]  I know how messed up.
[01:44:07]  You're like, this American kid has dedicated his entire life to soccer and this guy doesn't speak English.
[01:44:13]  There's a lot of that.
[01:44:14]  I mean, yeah, there's a different, there's a lot of random people that switch teams and stuff.
[01:44:21]  Qatar was trying to do that hard.
[01:44:22]  Oh, really?
[01:44:23]  Yeah.
[01:44:24]  Because they knew they were going to have it for 10 years.
[01:44:26]  So they just were trying to go around the world to like nationalize.
[01:44:30]  Mike, close to your face.
[01:44:31]  Also, I just want to point out that if Kid Super dies in Qatar at the finals, just know he did say that on this podcast.
[01:44:41]  Just know that there is proof of him saying that on the podcast.
[01:44:45]  I just want to point that out there.
[01:44:47]  Listen, listen, we have a Tagine to get to.
[01:44:49]  We do.
[01:44:50]  And we have a game to support.
[01:44:51]  And we have history to be made.
[01:44:53]  If he said it, if when Morocco wins, his anniversary for one year will be in his favorite country in the world.
[01:45:03]  Qatar.
[01:45:05]  Qatar.
[01:45:06]  We're going to Qatar.
[01:45:07]  I haven't told my wife this yet, but if.
[01:45:09]  Sorry, when?
[01:45:10]  When Morocco wins, the storm is coming, France.
[01:45:13]  When Morocco wins, we're going to Qatar.
[01:45:18]  My wife will probably be in Dubai reliving some real housewives shit.
[01:45:23]  But we will be in Qatar.
[01:45:25]  She likes soccer.
[01:45:27]  Yeah.
[01:45:29]  Isn't she like her dad, Virti Saint?
[01:45:32]  Oh, no, her dad is a huge fan.

=== Going To Qatar If Morocco Wins (14:28) ===

[01:45:34]  He's so happy that I'm here.
[01:45:35]  Okay.
[01:45:35]  Like, he's like, I'm so glad that you're here.
[01:45:37]  Also, potentially, Schultz will come to Paris.
[01:45:42]  Oh, lock it in.
[01:45:44]  Can we talk about it?
[01:45:45]  Yeah.
[01:45:45]  Can we talk about it?
[01:45:46]  You can't talk about the other thing.
[01:45:47]  Okay.
[01:45:48]  There's a lot of things that we, okay, we're going to keep you abreast on all the Kids Super things.
[01:45:53]  Kid Super fashion show in Paris in January.
[01:45:57]  Yeah.
[01:45:57]  He, for some reason, wants stand-up comedy to be a part of it.
[01:46:00]  Huge mistake, but it's okay.
[01:46:02]  You got to let creatives create.
[01:46:04]  And I'm going there, dressed like this.
[01:46:09]  It's fashion.
[01:46:10]  It's fashion, baby.
[01:46:12]  Okay, let's throw it back to the guys in America.
[01:46:15]  All right, I think we do a nice little cheers to kids super.
[01:46:18]  Dove.
[01:46:19]  Chin Chin.
[01:46:20]  Shin Chin, Sante.
[01:46:21]  Measi, Dove.
[01:46:22]  There we go.
[01:46:23]  Thanks, Jaeger.
[01:46:25]  I don't drink, but I fuck to you guys.
[01:46:26]  Get a sniff of that, though.
[01:46:27]  Get a sniff of that.
[01:46:28]  No, it's not bad.
[01:46:29]  Right?
[01:46:29]  That's nice.
[01:46:30]  It's nice.
[01:46:30]  A little minty.
[01:46:32]  Something.
[01:46:33]  Anyway, that's fire.
[01:46:35]  It was an awesome adventure.
[01:46:36]  Reflect on the adventure.
[01:46:38]  I mean, it was just amazing.
[01:46:39]  Like, the Riyadh we were in was so nice.
[01:46:41]  The streets, like, when you're inside that Medina, you're in a different world.
[01:46:44]  Different world.
[01:46:44]  There's a few places that you go that are not completely westernized.
[01:46:47]  Yes.
[01:46:47]  That you walk around and you're like, oh, there's no McDonald's.
[01:46:49]  Nothing.
[01:46:49]  There's like, you're obviously selling wares that are modern day.
[01:46:52]  So it's like soccer dreams and stuff like that, but it doesn't feel like it's almost, this is how like growing up near theme parks warped my brain is I assume everything that is authentic feels like it was made up.
[01:47:02]  You know what I mean?
[01:47:03]  Like you go through like Disney World and you're like, whoa, this is crazy.
[01:47:05]  This is a French square.
[01:47:06]  And you walk through there and it's so authentically the way it always has been that you're almost like, are these people paid to do this?
[01:47:11]  What's going on?
[01:47:12]  Like this is so crazy.
[01:47:13]  And I was even asking the people that were like from there.
[01:47:15]  I was like, what's the deal with this?
[01:47:16]  Like, nah, that is authentic.
[01:47:17]  Yeah.
[01:47:17]  Like, these people live in the Medina.
[01:47:19]  They have shops in the Medina.
[01:47:20]  They sell shit that like they get from Morocco.
[01:47:22]  Yeah.
[01:47:22]  And it's like a real authentic experience.
[01:47:24]  There's very few places like that, I feel like, in the world that are complete culture shocks.
[01:47:28]  Yeah, extremely unique.
[01:47:29]  And really, you feel like you're out of water.
[01:47:30]  And really respectful to Westerners.
[01:47:31]  Yeah.
[01:47:32]  Like going through, like, obviously they're trying to sell you shit, but like, it's never, it never felt dangerous.
[01:47:35]  We're walking through the Medina at three in the morning after going out and we went to this awesome club.
[01:47:39]  Yeah.
[01:47:39]  But like, yeah, it never felt dangerous, never felt weird.
[01:47:41]  Yeah.
[01:47:42]  No, it was great.
[01:47:43]  Also, that nightclub was like really fun.
[01:47:45]  Bro, it's amazing.
[01:47:46]  Amazing.
[01:47:46]  That nightclub was sick.
[01:47:47]  Just laughing at when we were on the way there and you told us this story when you went there, what you showed it.
[01:47:52]  Like you were in the Medina and then at a certain time it was dark.
[01:47:56]  I'm gonna do it.
[01:47:56]  Everything just starts to close up.
[01:47:58]  The scariest place I've ever been.
[01:48:00]  You felt like that'd be a life.
[01:48:01]  You was talking about white get out, bro.
[01:48:02]  That's how it was.
[01:48:03]  Bro, dude, the Medina at night is the most terrifying place I've ever been in my entire life.
[01:48:08]  Genuinely, the most terrifying place I've ever been.
[01:48:11]  At a certain hour, it closes and they just start closing doors.
[01:48:13]  And there's no way that you can map the place.
[01:48:15]  Hey, Mark, I have a bone to pick with you a little bit.
[01:48:20]  What, you took your powder out already?
[01:48:26]  You guys are scared about this.
[01:48:27]  This is heaven.
[01:48:28]  Once these lights go, it's over.
[01:48:29]  Once it's done, it's over.
[01:48:31]  All this conflict is going to leave you immediately.
[01:48:33]  You're going to be a Jew and a maze.
[01:48:34]  I'm going to take y'all to the Medina.
[01:48:36]  We went there.
[01:48:37]  They were so nice.
[01:48:38]  We were on the Upper East Side.
[01:48:39]  We were in Beverly Hills.
[01:48:41]  It was so nice.
[01:48:42]  A moment where we were worried or scared.
[01:48:45]  It was so nice.
[01:48:45]  This is how I know y'all are pussy.
[01:48:46]  You right?
[01:48:48]  This is how I know.
[01:48:49]  This is how I know.
[01:48:50]  I said, this is scary.
[01:48:51]  I said, if y'all start running right now, we're walking back at night.
[01:48:53]  If y'all start running right now, I'm chasing after one of you.
[01:48:56]  I'm not going to be left here alone.
[01:48:59]  Everybody dispersed, right?
[01:49:02]  I just followed Dove because I know Dove knows how to get back to the fucking hotel.
[01:49:05]  You two tried to be cute and run the other way.
[01:49:08]  Which bitch-ass pussies started running back towards Dove because you didn't know how to get home.
[01:49:13]  Yeah, we didn't know how to get home.
[01:49:14]  It wasn't exactly scared.
[01:49:17]  Because we want to go back to the bar.
[01:49:18]  Being lost is not being scared, bro.
[01:49:20]  Nope.
[01:49:21]  That's what's scary.
[01:49:22]  Being lost.
[01:49:24]  That's such a stupid thing.
[01:49:25]  I thought you had it, but they really just.
[01:49:27]  Y'all are scared, bro.
[01:49:29]  If all of you just ran in different direction right now, I would scream great.
[01:49:33]  So why don't you guys say, stop it, stop it.
[01:49:52]  You look slimmer at that dude.
[01:49:53]  That was good.
[01:49:57]  Yo, Alcon is stress.
[01:50:01]  I'm going to make a horror movie there now.
[01:50:03]  What's it going to be?
[01:50:04]  A guy with no teeth being like, want tea?
[01:50:06]  That's the whole horror movie?
[01:50:07]  That's how it starts.
[01:50:08]  That's how it starts.
[01:50:09]  I'm going to show you late at night.
[01:50:10]  It gets scary out there.
[01:50:11]  All I'm trying to say.
[01:50:13]  We were there late at night, bro.
[01:50:14]  How are you going to threaten some shit we did?
[01:50:16]  You can't do that.
[01:50:18]  No, but we were in the thick of it, bro.
[01:50:20]  Like, hey, once you get in the thick of it, it's over.
[01:50:22]  We were in the thick of it, bro.
[01:50:24]  We were in the thick of it.
[01:50:25]  We were in it, but what you get?
[01:50:27]  Nah, we didn't go to the thick of it, bro.
[01:50:29]  We did go to the third.
[01:50:31]  We was in the thin of it, bro.
[01:50:32]  We was on Al's.
[01:50:33]  This is the thing.
[01:50:33]  He gets more scared when he has to be Dove.
[01:50:34]  Like in that moment, you were with your band.
[01:50:36]  He had to be the protector.
[01:50:37]  He had to be the navigator.
[01:50:39]  I didn't want to do all that.
[01:50:39]  See, you should be grateful for this guy.
[01:50:41]  I am fucking grateful.
[01:50:42]  Al's not grateful.
[01:50:45]  Al's the most ungrateful.
[01:50:46]  He's this shit.
[01:50:47]  Can't even get salt by himself.
[01:50:49]  The fucking ass.
[01:50:50]  I didn't even know he was upset about that.
[01:50:52]  Well, you didn't?
[01:50:53]  It wasn't that I was upset.
[01:50:54]  It wasn't the salt lawn.
[01:50:55]  It was the fucking shifty tequila.
[01:50:58]  Bro, you ordered for the table.
[01:51:00]  So I'm thinking the guy only speaks fucking French.
[01:51:03]  So I'm like, hey, Dove, can you get a sneaker?
[01:51:04]  That's a bullshit lie.
[01:51:06]  I'm at the other end of the table.
[01:51:07]  I can't hear you.
[01:51:08]  He does this with his girl, his mom.
[01:51:09]  You're at the other end of the table.
[01:51:10]  You're sitting right next to Dove.
[01:51:12]  No.
[01:51:13]  Al, how do you say?
[01:51:17]  I thought you liked doing dishes, babe.
[01:51:18]  You always do that.
[01:51:19]  I thought you enjoyed doing it.
[01:51:21]  I was next to Kit Super.
[01:51:23]  You want me to ask you?
[01:51:23]  Cover on businesses, all this out.
[01:51:25]  French lesson number one.
[01:51:26]  French lesson number one.
[01:51:28]  How do you say tequila in French?
[01:51:29]  I don't know, no.
[01:51:30]  Tequila.
[01:51:31]  All right.
[01:51:32]  I didn't know that.
[01:51:32]  You should have told me that.
[01:51:34]  Come on, bro.
[01:51:36]  I'm just taking a cue out of his book.
[01:51:38]  He told me he's like... Taking a what?
[01:51:41]  What?
[01:51:43]  That's my favorite shit.
[01:51:46]  Al speaks English better.
[01:51:49]  Speak English like Joe Biden.
[01:51:52]  I'm taking a cue out of his book.
[01:51:53]  Stop it.
[01:51:54]  All right.
[01:51:54]  He really widely coyoted that shit.
[01:51:57]  He ran off the edge of the cliff like that.
[01:51:59]  No, no.
[01:51:59]  The thing I hate about Al, I'll just say this.
[01:52:01]  He is the worst skin color.
[01:52:03]  Yeah, rape.
[01:52:06]  Besides that.
[01:52:08]  The worst startup motor in the game is.
[01:52:11]  What does that mean?
[01:52:12]  Burning man, Morocco on tour in the morning.
[01:52:17]  It takes him two hours to just get to like normal speed.
[01:52:20]  He's so slow.
[01:52:21]  We go to a party and then all of a sudden he's Mr. Life of the Party.
[01:52:24]  And I'm like, where were you?
[01:52:25]  I start my day.
[01:52:26]  He's late.
[01:52:27]  It's called drugs.
[01:52:28]  Very simple.
[01:52:29]  Al without alcohol or drugs, boring.
[01:52:33]  I think he's black people time, bro.
[01:52:34]  That's really what it is.
[01:52:35]  He just catches up a little later.
[01:52:37]  Yes.
[01:52:37]  This could be true.
[01:52:38]  I wake up on regular people's time.
[01:52:40]  I'm waking up on CP time.
[01:52:41]  Come on, bro.
[01:52:42]  Okay, so then we come.
[01:52:44]  Do we get into anything eventful?
[01:52:45]  Final day?
[01:52:46]  I mean, the party was awesome.
[01:52:48]  Like, that was cool.
[01:52:50]  And going there, like, they hooked it up.
[01:52:51]  And it's crazy because you go to this Muslim country, you're like, oh, they're not going to have casinos and whatever.
[01:52:55]  And then they have this beautiful casino, amazing band.
[01:52:58]  Yeah.
[01:52:58]  And just like alcohol everywhere.
[01:52:59]  They're serving up.
[01:53:00]  They got pictures.
[01:53:00]  The pictures are fire.
[01:53:01]  Yeah.
[01:53:01]  It was a great time.
[01:53:03]  So are we going out?
[01:53:03]  What do you want?
[01:53:05]  What could really go wrong?
[01:53:05]  Oh, you think less, brother.
[01:53:07]  Come up the volume.
[01:53:09]  All right,
[01:53:40]  buddy.
[01:53:41]  Oh, yeah.
[01:53:43]  Kid Super did it the next day.
[01:53:45]  How do you like it?
[01:53:47]  He said it was great.
[01:53:48]  I didn't know this.
[01:53:48]  They did the region as well.
[01:53:51]  Oh, really?
[01:53:51]  There's nothing sexual about this.
[01:53:53]  They got the capuchin monkey.
[01:53:54]  You go into this steam room and they just, it's like they give you a bath while you're in swim trunks.
[01:54:00]  Soft hands?
[01:54:00]  What kind of hands are we talking?
[01:54:02]  Just worker hands.
[01:54:03]  Yeah.
[01:54:03]  Yeah.
[01:54:04]  But they put layers of soaps, the argon, all this, and then they scrub you down like a beat up car and they make you touch your arm and you feel just layers of dead skin.
[01:54:14]  Like, it's just like, all right, I'm sorry.
[01:54:15]  This is what it is.
[01:54:16]  They like shame you.
[01:54:17]  They shame you.
[01:54:18]  And then they just start putting more.
[01:54:20]  It's like with buckets in a trough, and they just keep pouring you, and you come out baby soft.
[01:54:25]  They put the bathroom on you.
[01:54:26]  You walk out, someone hands you a hot tea.
[01:54:28]  Full recommendation, guys.
[01:54:30]  Wow, we got to do that.
[01:54:31]  We missed that.
[01:54:31]  I wanted to ride a camel.
[01:54:32]  I didn't get to do that.
[01:54:33]  Yeah, we were supposed to.
[01:54:34]  Where would be the next destination?
[01:54:37]  Adventure destination with camels?
[01:54:39]  Or you go?
[01:54:40]  We did Africa, bro.
[01:54:41]  I got to go back.
[01:54:42]  Just different parts.
[01:54:44]  That was actually.
[01:54:44]  My doesn't consider that.
[01:54:46]  Yeah, that's not good.
[01:54:46]  Al doesn't consider that real Africa.
[01:54:48]  It's too soon.
[01:54:49]  Why?
[01:54:49]  Just because they called you the N-word with the hard R?
[01:54:52]  Oh, Al did get called the N-word.
[01:54:54]  With the hard R. With a hard R. In a good way.
[01:54:56]  But in like.
[01:54:57]  Yeah.
[01:54:59]  I watched the whole thing happen.
[01:55:00]  I was like, somehow that should be offensive to everyone.
[01:55:03]  And even Al is like, huh?
[01:55:06]  Are you sure?
[01:55:07]  Because he was, he's like, my nigga, French Montana.
[01:55:11]  I was like, you gave the pass to French Montana, or he has the pass.
[01:55:15]  So I'm in Africa.
[01:55:18]  You're getting called there by Africans.
[01:55:20]  So like, I could just tell it was like endaring, but it was just, it was a hard R. Like it's true.
[01:55:26]  It was a hard R. Exactly.
[01:55:27]  How he was supposed to say it.
[01:55:29]  You know what I mean?
[01:55:31]  Yeah.
[01:55:31]  Yeah, it was weird.
[01:55:32]  But yeah, I really want to go back to Africa.
[01:55:34]  That was my goal for 2023.
[01:55:36]  And then this happened overnight.
[01:55:38]  So that was cool.
[01:55:39]  Yeah.
[01:55:40]  Knocked it out early.
[01:55:40]  Yeah, we got to do more adventures.
[01:55:41]  And then we ended in the pool, bro.
[01:55:43]  That was the best part.
[01:55:44]  Oh, yeah.
[01:55:45]  Hanging out in the pool.
[01:55:46]  Just singing.
[01:55:47]  Singing.
[01:55:48]  Vibing.
[01:55:49]  No, we had a great mess.
[01:55:50]  We had a great fucking time.
[01:55:52]  Need somebody to lean on.
[01:55:57]  I just might have a problem that you don't describe.
[01:56:04]  We all need somebody to lean on.
[01:56:10]  Sometimes your Moroccan can, sometimes your Mara can't.
[01:56:14]  Subscribe.
[01:56:20]  Alex, if you could help me do that.
[01:56:22]  I have to put the thing on.
[01:56:23]  I have to put the thing on.
[01:56:24]  I want to put the copcon on.
[01:56:25]  Let me put the copcon on.
[01:56:26]  Wait, wait, wait.
[01:56:27]  Oh, my God.
[01:56:29]  Oh, my God.
[01:56:32]  No, there's a semi-wearing.
[01:56:37]  Tickle him, tickle him.
[01:56:46]  We didn't make a mess.
[01:56:48]  No, we didn't make a mess.
[01:56:48]  We were respectful.
[01:56:49]  We did a great fucking time.
[01:56:51]  What do you mean?
[01:56:51]  You just always.
[01:56:52]  You, you.
[01:56:55]  Great, great time.
[01:56:56]  No, we got to do more adventures.
[01:56:57]  We are going to do more adventures.
[01:56:58]  I really like this.
[01:56:59]  I hope you guys like this.
[01:57:00]  I hope you enjoy.
[01:57:01]  And if there are any like very cool, unique experiences that we can tap into, please let us know.
[01:57:07]  I mean, an underdog in the semifinals of the World Cup, a team that should not be there at all to go to the homeland and watch it with the fans that have been rooting for them.
[01:57:14]  Might never happen again.
[01:57:15]  It might never happen again.
[01:57:17]  So it's like, well, it definitely won't happen again that the first African team gets the semifinals.
[01:57:23]  We were there for a fucking first.
[01:57:25]  So, yeah, so we want to know about all these other little things and then just go out there and explore them, man.
[01:57:30]  And with more time, I think we could do more like flagrant meetups because we get to Marrakesh and then all of a sudden these like great Moroccans were like Casablanca are like, let me take you out.
[01:57:39]  Let me do this.
[01:57:39]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:57:40]  Hip-hop artists, all this from Morocco.
[01:57:42]  So I think with some more prep time, it can be up.
[01:57:44]  Yeah.
[01:57:44]  And the more unique, the better.
[01:57:45]  I feel like there's mad people that listen, they're like, oh, my culture is like too weird, too fringe.
[01:57:49]  We like that.
[01:57:49]  No one knows about us.
[01:57:50]  What's the festival that happens in your town?
[01:57:53]  We're not going to be free of your city.
[01:57:53]  We want to go to the business.
[01:57:54]  The food has to be good, though.
[01:57:55]  We like good food.
[01:57:57]  Yeah, you do.
[01:57:58]  I like good food.
[01:57:59]  It has to be fine.
[01:58:01]  It was mid.
[01:58:02]  Say it.
[01:58:03]  Say it in your single right now.
[01:58:04]  It was mid.
[01:58:05]  Moroccans, hit them right now.
[01:58:07]  It was mid.
[01:58:08]  The food was good.
[01:58:09]  Food was good.
[01:58:10]  I went with incredibly low expectations because when I went with my wife, the food was not good.
[01:58:14]  It exceeded my low expectations.
[01:58:16]  We didn't have mama's cooking.
[01:58:17]  No, expectations.
[01:58:18]  Mama's cooking.
[01:58:19]  The last thing Moroccan is talking about.
[01:58:21]  I was going to fed a Moroccan home before a Moroccan restaurant.
[01:58:24]  That's facts.
[01:58:25]  Okay.
[01:58:26]  We went to all restaurants, so it's safe for us.
[01:58:27]  Nah, we had good restaurants.
[01:58:28]  We had good recovery.
[01:58:29]  Last night we had good food.
[01:58:30]  The first night was good.
[01:58:32]  It wasn't great.
[01:58:33]  It's not, you don't go to Africa for that.
[01:58:35]  By New Yorker standards.
[01:58:37]  Would you have gone back to any of these restaurants?
[01:58:39]  Yeah.
[01:58:39]  If I was in there.
[01:58:40]  No, I wouldn't go.
[01:58:41]  I wouldn't go and be like, oh, yeah, if they're in New York, I'd probably go, but I'm not.
[01:58:45]  I wouldn't.
[01:58:45]  Yeah.
[01:58:45]  I wouldn't.
[01:58:46]  I'm not like.
[01:58:46]  New York, you're in the World Door.
[01:58:48]  And you go to.
[01:58:48]  This is the best food in the world.
[01:58:50]  That's the problem.
[01:58:50]  So when we go other places, they got to light it up.
[01:58:52]  Expectations are high.
[01:58:53]  Got to light it up.
[01:58:54]  You can recognize it.
[01:58:55]  It's still great, though.
[01:58:56]  No, they got to light it up.
[01:58:57]  Giving great.
[01:58:58]  They ain't light it up.
[01:58:59]  They ain't lighted up.
[01:59:00]  I don't like anything that's not New York.
[01:59:01]  Realize this, and it's just, you just got to deal with it.
[01:59:03]  Best.
[01:59:04]  We are the best.
[01:59:05]  No, we're the best.
[01:59:07]  We're the best.
[01:59:07]  Come on.
[01:59:08]  We're the best.
[01:59:09]  This is hell, you know.
[01:59:10]  Bro, come on.
[01:59:11]  This is the hell you're stuck.
[01:59:13]  You're welcome.
[01:59:13]  We allow you in our city.
[01:59:16]  You got white real quick.
[01:59:17]  You got white hair.
[01:59:18]  Hey, I'll just say it.
[01:59:19]  You're lucky we let you in.
[01:59:20]  You're from New York.
[01:59:21]  They said, no, no, no, no, hot rock.
[01:59:22]  Yeah, you're welcome.
[01:59:24]  You're welcome, bro.
[01:59:25]  Yeah, you're lucky they let you into Manhattan.
[01:59:27]  That's true.
[01:59:28]  Last stop on the E-Train ass.
[01:59:29]  No, they pushed us out one time.
[01:59:30]  I'm coming back.
[01:59:33]  The next World Cup is in North America.
[01:59:35]  Are you guys excited about that?
[01:59:36]  Yo.
[01:59:36]  Yes.
[01:59:37]  So the next World Cup is in North America.
[01:59:39]  That means Mexico, America, and Canada.
[01:59:42]  And Canada.
[01:59:43]  So we're winning.
[01:59:44]  We're wild.
[01:59:45]  We're winning that.
[01:59:45]  Yeah, we're going to win that.
[01:59:46]  Oh, yeah, we're going to be everybody.
[01:59:48]  But we have to pick and choose the destinations to watch the games.
[01:59:52]  Mexico City.
[01:59:54]  Got to.
[01:59:55]  Have to.
[01:59:55]  I mean, we got a few games here in New York.
[01:59:57]  Yeah, New York, too.
[01:59:58]  Got to.
[01:59:58]  Pulling up.
[01:59:59]  New York, Mexico City.
[02:00:00]  We got to pick our spots.

=== Next World Cup In North America (13:07) ===

[02:00:02]  Yeah.
[02:00:03]  New York, Mexico.
[02:00:05]  They're probably going to do one in Miami.
[02:00:06]  Do they know the exact locations?
[02:00:08]  Yep.
[02:00:08]  Miami's not a city you visit.
[02:00:10]  Nope, that's not the one.
[02:00:11]  That's not it.
[02:00:12]  That's not the one.
[02:00:12]  I don't remember.
[02:00:13]  Hold on, 100 places.
[02:00:14]  2026 host cities.
[02:00:16]  Okay.
[02:00:16]  Okay.
[02:00:17]  Atlanta.
[02:00:17]  Boston.
[02:00:18]  Mid.
[02:00:19]  Boston.
[02:00:19]  Miss.
[02:00:21]  Dallas.
[02:00:21]  That's what's up.
[02:00:22]  Atlanta.
[02:00:23]  All right.
[02:00:23]  That's what's up.
[02:00:24]  Dallas would be all right.
[02:00:25]  Houston would probably fire.
[02:00:26]  Houston's on as a guy.
[02:00:27]  Kansas City, Miss.
[02:00:29]  Let's go.
[02:00:30]  Los Angeles.
[02:00:31]  Okay.
[02:00:32]  Miami, hello.
[02:00:33]  New York, absolutely.
[02:00:35]  Absolutely.
[02:00:35]  Philadelphia, Miss.
[02:00:37]  San Francisco, Miss.
[02:00:39]  Yuck.
[02:00:39]  Mexico, where do we got?
[02:00:41]  Mexico City.
[02:00:41]  Estadio Azteca.
[02:00:43]  We're fucking doing.
[02:00:44]  You want to know the craziest one, bro?
[02:00:45]  Go.
[02:00:45]  Monterrey.
[02:00:46]  Oh, Monterrey?
[02:00:48]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:50]  Nah, that's happening.
[02:00:52]  We're crazy.
[02:00:53]  That's happening.
[02:00:54]  Horale.
[02:00:55]  That one's happening.
[02:00:55]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:56]  That's happening.
[02:00:57]  That's beautiful.
[02:00:58]  Oh, my lord.
[02:00:59]  So we got to catch that game.
[02:01:00]  Let's catch both.
[02:01:01]  Yeah.
[02:01:01]  Bofa.
[02:01:02]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:01:02]  But Mexico's a spot.
[02:01:03]  If you want to be Toronto, I'm cool with that.
[02:01:05]  It's probably fun for Toronto.
[02:01:07]  Good.
[02:01:07]  Yeah, but before that, I mean, look, we also have Paris Olympics in two years.
[02:01:11]  That's true.
[02:01:11]  But for culture, though, for culture.
[02:01:13]  Yeah, it's different out there.
[02:01:14]  You got to be in Mexico.
[02:01:16]  We're going to Mexico for soccer.
[02:01:17]  Are you kidding me?
[02:01:18]  So, my question is: who qualifies?
[02:01:19]  Because normally the host country qualifies.
[02:01:21]  I think all three.
[02:01:21]  All three?
[02:01:23]  Wow.
[02:01:23]  And I'm pretty sure they're expanding the World Cup to more teams.
[02:01:25]  But that also makes sense, too, because you want to engage North America as much as you possibly can.
[02:01:31]  So, I mean, Mexico is obviously going to qualify.
[02:01:34]  Canada, Woodis.
[02:01:35]  So we automatically qualify.
[02:01:37]  The host country also qualifies.
[02:01:39]  Yeah.
[02:01:39]  Qatar was in the World Cup, obviously.
[02:01:41]  Yeah.
[02:01:41]  Yeah.
[02:01:42]  I mean, they beat a team.
[02:01:43]  Oh, no, they lost, right?
[02:01:44]  Their first game.
[02:01:44]  How the fuck Saudi Arabia was in the World Cup?
[02:01:47]  Did they qualify?
[02:01:47]  Yeah.
[02:01:48]  Oh, they were actually decent.
[02:01:49]  Yeah.
[02:01:49]  The one team that beat Argentina.
[02:01:51]  Because they qualify within their federation.
[02:01:55]  And then America qualifies through CONCACAF.
[02:01:57]  Yeah.
[02:01:57]  CONCACAF.
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[02:02:23]  We're coming for that World Cup.
[02:02:25]  I'm very excited.
[02:02:26]  Yo, I'm excited that even at 39 years old, I've just excited I found soccer.
[02:02:35]  True.
[02:02:35]  It's this absolutely amazing sport.
[02:02:38]  You're a born-again soccer fan.
[02:02:39]  I'm a born-again soccer fan.
[02:02:40]  Like, as silly as it sounds, I'm genuine.
[02:02:42]  I'm genuine about it.
[02:02:43]  Like, how cool to be excited about a new thing at this age?
[02:02:47]  It was so anxiety-inducing, though.
[02:02:49]  Yeah, hacking is not best for you.
[02:02:50]  Yeah, having a rooting interest in soccer, you're just constantly worried.
[02:02:54]  Constantly worried.
[02:02:56]  What?
[02:02:57]  I just think it's complete bullshit.
[02:02:59]  I think in three weeks, you're not going to get voted by soccer, bro.
[02:03:04]  I think you won't care about it until the next world comes.
[02:03:08]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:03:09]  Right now, I like World Cup soccer.
[02:03:11]  You need to go to the camera.
[02:03:12]  I'm going to like, for example, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[02:03:15]  Poco apoco.
[02:03:16]  I'm going to like, when is the CONCAF Cup or whatever?
[02:03:19]  Concaf, whatever that shit.
[02:03:22]  Okay, because the Europas, I'll probably get into a little bit.
[02:03:25]  That's in two years.
[02:03:26]  Cool.
[02:03:26]  Our shit, I'll get into a little bit.
[02:03:28]  Copa America.
[02:03:29]  Copa America, I'm going to get into.
[02:03:32]  I'm being honest.
[02:03:33]  I'm going to get into all that.
[02:03:34]  No, no.
[02:03:34]  Why don't you just pick a team?
[02:03:36]  I don't think you're lying.
[02:03:37]  It's hard for me to get into the team shit just yet.
[02:03:39]  You lived in Barcelona.
[02:03:41]  You could be a Barca fan.
[02:03:42]  He lived in Barcelona.
[02:03:43]  I didn't give a fuck if he there.
[02:03:45]  Yeah, that's a good point.
[02:03:46]  I ain't care.
[02:03:47]  And they won La Liga.
[02:03:48]  How, bro?
[02:03:49]  I used to see them motherfuckers at the club.
[02:03:51]  You lived there one of the greatest times in Barcelona history.
[02:03:53]  I met all that motherfuckers at the club.
[02:03:55]  Soft.
[02:03:56]  Not enough?
[02:03:56]  Soft low, man.
[02:03:58]  No, Ronald Dinho is that dude.
[02:03:59]  Right.
[02:04:00]  He's a hair never been dry.
[02:04:01]  Yeah, wild motherfucker, bro.
[02:04:03]  Never been dry.
[02:04:04]  Yeah, he's crazy.
[02:04:04]  And he's probably partying mad, mad.
[02:04:06]  Motherfucker's one of the most recognizable human beings on the planet.
[02:04:09]  Got caught with a fake passport in a different country.
[02:04:11]  I'm pretty sure in South Carolina.
[02:04:12]  Uruguay.
[02:04:13]  In South Carolina.
[02:04:13]  He's one of the most famous motherfuckers on the planet and distinct looking.
[02:04:19]  Ain't that many people look like him, bro?
[02:04:21]  Why the fake task?
[02:04:22]  Because he's out here, bro.
[02:04:23]  He's outside.
[02:04:24]  He went to prison.
[02:04:25]  Like after he retired, he like went to, like, it was like a nice prison for like a year or something, like eight months.
[02:04:30]  But why?
[02:04:30]  Why do you have the fake idea?
[02:04:31]  Yeah, I don't know.
[02:04:32]  Why?
[02:04:33]  I'm not literally done.
[02:04:34]  This is crazy.
[02:04:34]  These motherfuckers are crazy, bro.
[02:04:36]  How are you going to change your name if you're Ronald Dinho?
[02:04:40]  It's nuts.
[02:04:41]  But all I'm saying is, I like soccer and I enjoy it.
[02:04:45]  So I'm in.
[02:04:46]  I'm in.
[02:04:47]  Yeah.
[02:04:47]  I think you got to pick a team in.
[02:04:49]  I don't know if I want to do the team.
[02:04:50]  People should lobby.
[02:04:51]  People should lobby you.
[02:04:51]  They should be like, yo, support this team.
[02:04:53]  Okay.
[02:04:53]  And everyone get their sales pitch.
[02:04:54]  I'm with you.
[02:04:55]  If you're a man, you fan, if you're a Real Madrid fan, Juventus fan.
[02:04:58]  Give me the story.
[02:04:59]  Like, I need to know the backstory.
[02:05:00]  I know the backstory of countries.
[02:05:02]  That's what's exciting to support them.
[02:05:04]  But as far as a regular team goes, what's the geopolitics of Man United?
[02:05:08]  That's what you need to know.
[02:05:09]  Yeah, I need to get into that.
[02:05:10]  Give me the story.
[02:05:11]  The hot spurs, man.
[02:05:12]  A bunch of Jews.
[02:05:13]  Hot M Ham like them.
[02:05:16]  Yeah.
[02:05:17]  I don't know.
[02:05:17]  I got to figure it out.
[02:05:18]  That's your team, right?
[02:05:19]  That's Mike's team.
[02:05:19]  I can't even.
[02:05:20]  No, you could be in Baby.
[02:05:21]  No, but you're doing it the American way of going after the players.
[02:05:24]  Yeah.
[02:05:25]  I'm trying to find the club that I support.
[02:05:27]  Say again?
[02:05:28]  I'm American.
[02:05:29]  That's how my Mike Steel is.
[02:05:30]  Exactly.
[02:05:30]  Right?
[02:05:31]  Yeah, I guess.
[02:05:32]  No, that's how black Americans pick teams.
[02:05:34]  Oh, shut up.
[02:05:35]  That's true.
[02:05:35]  Shut up.
[02:05:36]  Y'all just pick the most famous player and then you're a fan of that team.
[02:05:38]  That's not true.
[02:05:39]  Most famous black guy.
[02:05:40]  The most famous black guy.
[02:05:41]  Then you go on the team.
[02:05:42]  No.
[02:05:42]  Yes.
[02:05:44]  What team LeBron on?
[02:05:46]  I like that team.
[02:05:47]  That's why I don't like hockey yet.
[02:05:48]  That's why.
[02:05:48]  As soon as there's a big, famous fake team.
[02:05:50]  Oh, they in there.
[02:05:51]  Absolutely.
[02:05:52]  I'm waiting.
[02:05:52]  They got me clue.
[02:05:53]  Who's your favorite NASCAR racer?
[02:05:54]  You like someone in NASCAR or Formula One?
[02:05:57]  The I Love Brandon guy.
[02:05:59]  Whatever it is.
[02:06:00]  Brandon.
[02:06:01]  I don't know.
[02:06:01]  What is it?
[02:06:02]  Let's go, Brandon.
[02:06:03]  Oh, let's go.
[02:06:03]  That guy.
[02:06:04]  Okay.
[02:06:04]  Yeah.
[02:06:05]  Unbelievable.
[02:06:07]  Okay, guys.
[02:06:08]  Listen, we got to wrap this up.
[02:06:09]  Thank y'all so much for fucking with us.
[02:06:13]  Make sure y'all with Jaeger.
[02:06:14]  Thank you for doing this.
[02:06:15]  Thank you for pushing everyone out of their comfort zone.
[02:06:17]  This wouldn't happen without you just being like, yo, we're fucking doing it.
[02:06:19]  Respect, respect.
[02:06:20]  Thank you guys for coming on the journey.
[02:06:21]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:06:22]  Let's do crazy things.
[02:06:22]  Thank you for never planning anything and being always last minute all the time.
[02:06:25]  Yo, it's so much more exciting that way.
[02:06:27]  It really is.
[02:06:27]  We got to get, I got to frame that text.
[02:06:29]  That text embodies this podcast.
[02:06:31]  Yeah.
[02:06:31]  Bring a passport and a change of underwear.
[02:06:34]  I'm not sure if we're going yet.
[02:06:37]  That's just great, right?
[02:06:38]  Yeah.
[02:06:38]  Let's live life like that.
[02:06:40]  Okay, guys.
[02:06:41]  To adventure.
[02:06:42]  Thank you so much, Jaeger.
[02:06:44]  Thank you so much, you guys, for being down to do these things.
[02:06:47]  Akash, I don't know how many of these adventures you're going to want to do, but you're a great sport.
[02:06:52]  I'm a good sport.
[02:06:53]  You're an unbelievable sport.
[02:06:54]  I'll give you that.
[02:06:55]  You didn't complain not one fucking time.
[02:06:57]  I stayed out as late as everybody else.
[02:06:58]  You stayed out as late as everybody else.
[02:07:00]  No, no, like mainly because I didn't know how to get home.
[02:07:06]  I was there, though.
[02:07:07]  He was there.
[02:07:08]  Never complained, not one time.
[02:07:09]  That's big.
[02:07:09]  So we're going to have to figure out these adventures for Akash.
[02:07:13]  What do you think?
[02:07:13]  What do you think the goal is for you?
[02:07:15]  Yeah.
[02:07:16]  Let's go to India, obviously.
[02:07:18]  I think you get tired of that shit too.
[02:07:19]  Yeah, I kind of feel.
[02:07:21]  I feel like we'd be out there raging and you'd be like, oh, I wouldn't party in India.
[02:07:25]  No, I'd be very happy outside of that.
[02:07:27]  But when y'all go to the club, I'd be like, I'm fucking tuckered out.
[02:07:29]  Bro, he tried to get out of going out so bad.
[02:07:32]  What did he say?
[02:07:33]  He goes, oh, I'm going to wear sweatpants to a club multiple times.
[02:07:36]  Club, bro.
[02:07:37]  How are you going to wear sweatpants to a club?
[02:07:38]  You know, they got a dress coat.
[02:07:39]  And then, no, he knew it because as we were walking up, he goes, ah, they're probably not going to let me in, you know?
[02:07:45]  Why do you think that?
[02:07:46]  Why do you think that?
[02:07:46]  Because in true Akash fashion, I tried to pee at a casino earlier and they wouldn't let me in.
[02:07:50]  I thought that happened.
[02:07:51]  No, because I had to pee.
[02:07:52]  I found out I couldn't get in.
[02:07:54]  Oh, you can't even pee here.
[02:07:56]  No, they wouldn't even.
[02:07:57]  They were like, dude, no.
[02:07:57]  This is a guy wearing a dress.
[02:07:59]  You're looking at you.
[02:07:59]  He's in a dress.
[02:08:01]  No teeth.
[02:08:01]  Oh, you can't pee here.
[02:08:02]  Look at you in your Nike tech.
[02:08:04]  Disgusting.
[02:08:04]  Oh, my God.
[02:08:06]  Akash, we're going to figure it out.
[02:08:09]  We're going to figure it out.
[02:08:10]  Going out, going out, singing, all that shit.
[02:08:12]  That was fun.
[02:08:13]  Yo, dancing with dudes?
[02:08:15]  Fun.
[02:08:15]  So much fun.
[02:08:16]  Love that.
[02:08:17]  You did like that.
[02:08:17]  That was fun.
[02:08:18]  Let's do it out there.
[02:08:19]  What would be an Akash adventure?
[02:08:20]  Yeah.
[02:08:20]  You could do for you.
[02:08:21]  I'm telling you, India, let's go.
[02:08:22]  World Cup of Cricket.
[02:08:24]  Let's go next year.
[02:08:25]  That's an activity.
[02:08:26]  You know what?
[02:08:27]  You would get into it the same way you got into soccer.
[02:08:29]  For that event, you would get into it.
[02:08:31]  I promise you you would.
[02:08:33]  Yeah.
[02:08:33]  I promise you you would.
[02:08:35]  I probably would.
[02:08:36]  I promise you you would.
[02:08:38]  Let's do this.
[02:08:39]  All right.
[02:08:40]  We'll get a suite or something so you have to like, you know, shit in the, you get like a toilet, but we're going to go.
[02:08:45]  I would love to go to uh, what's the holy or whatever they think?
[02:08:49]  Oh, yeah, yeah, is it Diwali or Holy?
[02:08:51]  Holy Holy's with the color.
[02:08:53]  Color?
[02:08:53]  I would love to do that.
[02:08:55]  I mean, that would be fun.
[02:08:56]  Go to a temple.
[02:08:56]  Imagine America and do that.
[02:08:58]  No, motherfucker.
[02:08:59]  With the real shit, this guy.
[02:09:01]  You could have gone to a bar and watched the game.
[02:09:03]  There's Morocco restaurants.
[02:09:05]  We got to get some adventure into you.
[02:09:06]  Come on, dude.
[02:09:07]  We got to get some adventure in you.
[02:09:08]  Part of it is going there and experiencing the enthusiasm of the people and getting caught up in.
[02:09:16]  I know what you mean, but I don't believe it.
[02:09:21]  What do you not believe?
[02:09:22]  I just don't buy it.
[02:09:23]  I see what you're saying.
[02:09:25]  You know how your dad is like, I wish I believed in God.
[02:09:28]  I wish I believed what you were saying.
[02:09:30]  Like, I'm with it.
[02:09:31]  Right.
[02:09:31]  But I don't, I don't.
[02:09:32]  It sounds good.
[02:09:32]  It sounds good.
[02:09:33]  Yeah.
[02:09:33]  I wish I had that.
[02:09:34]  Right here, you believe it.
[02:09:35]  Yeah.
[02:09:36]  But here.
[02:09:36]  Here, I don't.
[02:09:37]  Yeah, but God, you can't see fun.
[02:09:41]  I can't.
[02:09:42]  In another country, you can like see it.
[02:09:44]  You can experience it.
[02:09:45]  You can feel it.
[02:09:45]  Like, what do you get from going?
[02:09:47]  I'm down to go to the other countries, but when y'all are like, hey, let's go out.
[02:09:50]  I'm like, let's go in.
[02:09:52]  I saw the country.
[02:09:53]  Now I got to see the club.
[02:09:54]  Club is a club is a club.
[02:09:56]  It was different, bro.
[02:09:57]  It was different, dog.
[02:09:58]  I mean, it was completely different.
[02:10:00]  Like, seeing that band do that was amazing.
[02:10:02]  No, that.
[02:10:02]  I've never seen that in America.
[02:10:04]  That I was into.
[02:10:04]  Yeah.
[02:10:05]  But then the second night, we both bailed on whatever Dove was getting into.
[02:10:10]  Shenanigans.
[02:10:11]  Yeah, he was chasing pussy.
[02:10:13]  I mean, no.
[02:10:15]  I didn't know.
[02:10:17]  Oh, okay.
[02:10:18]  Yeah.
[02:10:19]  That made you look weirder to be honest.
[02:10:21]  Yeah, no, I didn't want to bubb his butt.
[02:10:24]  But we're going to get you into adventure, my boy.
[02:10:26]  I look forward to it.
[02:10:26]  What about like nature adventures?
[02:10:28]  Is that something that you would do?
[02:10:29]  Why?
[02:10:30]  Green Ribbon.
[02:10:31]  What if I got offended by that question?
[02:10:32]  Why would we have a question?
[02:10:33]  Well, because I really, I want us, I've told you guys this.
[02:10:35]  I want us to whitewater raft in the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon.
[02:10:39]  I want us to and then camp on the sides.
[02:10:41]  The greatest thing ever.
[02:10:42]  Yeah.
[02:10:42]  Amazing.
[02:10:44]  What is that even?
[02:10:45]  Yeah.
[02:10:46]  What is that even?
[02:10:47]  I'll get outside of your comfort zone.
[02:10:48]  That's not my comfort zone.
[02:10:49]  I've never camped before.
[02:10:51]  First time I'm going to do it is after going whitewater rafting in the Grand Canyon of the Colorado River.
[02:10:55]  That's amazing.
[02:10:55]  And you lay there and you look at the stars and go, bro, we're just a little ball floating through the universe.
[02:10:59]  Oh, God, oh, I saw shooting stars out there.
[02:11:01]  That's right.
[02:11:02]  Yeah, that was dope.
[02:11:03]  No meteor shower.
[02:11:04]  A meteor shower, whatever.
[02:11:05]  Same thing.
[02:11:05]  Same thing.
[02:11:07]  Yeah.
[02:11:07]  Y'all got something y'all need to talk out after this.
[02:11:10]  I don't know what's going on.
[02:11:11]  Y'all gotta have a.
[02:11:11]  I'm just mad he didn't wake me up for it.
[02:11:13]  I did.
[02:11:14]  I sent the text on a group.
[02:11:15]  That's true.
[02:11:16]  No, we wake up for it.
[02:11:17]  Yeah, it's waking up.
[02:11:19]  That's true.
[02:11:19]  But yeah, I think that we need to get into these adventures, get outside of our comfort zone.
[02:11:23]  I think that's a smart, healthy thing to do.
[02:11:25]  Bro.
[02:11:25]  Whitewater rafting, awesome.
[02:11:27]  I've done that.
[02:11:28]  Right?
[02:11:28]  It's fire, right?
[02:11:29]  And then you camp after?
[02:11:30]  I know.
[02:11:30]  I was trying to be off.
[02:11:32]  That shit is bad fun, bro.
[02:11:34]  As human, bro.
[02:11:35]  As human.
[02:11:36]  I didn't know it all white people, but it was fun.
[02:11:38]  Well, I got to defy death.
[02:11:40]  This is what your ancestors did.
[02:11:41]  Me being alive is a medical mirror.
[02:11:42]  But it's like, it's light.
[02:11:44]  What is like a fun thing for you?
[02:11:46]  How do you have fun?
[02:11:47]  Yo, I'm down to travel.
[02:11:48]  I'm down to sightsee.
[02:11:49]  I'm down for all that.
[02:11:50]  I love going to Morocco.
[02:11:51]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:11:52]  I just, you know, all the going out part ended up being fun, but initially I was like, I'm going to go, but this shit is going to be fucking.
[02:11:58]  What are we going to do?
[02:11:58]  I can't.
[02:11:59]  You know how I know I'm old?
[02:12:00]  When music is loud, I get upset because I'm like, I can't even hear myself think.
[02:12:06]  I mean, I get it.
[02:12:07]  He's been consistent.
[02:12:08]  I got to yell to talk to the guy.
[02:12:09]  I got to yell to talk to the guy next to him.
[02:12:11]  Let's just have, hey, Emil, I love it.
[02:12:12]  Listen to me.
[02:12:13]  You're a great sport.
[02:12:13]  I will say that.
[02:12:14]  You're an absolutely great sport.
[02:12:16]  Let's go see the sights.
[02:12:17]  Doing the activity.
[02:12:18]  What kind of camping?
[02:12:19]  Like, tents or glamping?
[02:12:21]  Tents, bro.
[02:12:22]  I think it's actually like no tense.
[02:12:25]  I think you just...
[02:12:26]  Craziness.
[02:12:27]  I do believe it's a crazy fucking person.
[02:12:29]  No, not in the Grand Canyon.
[02:12:31]  You're inside.
[02:12:32]  This guy's a crazy fucking person.
[02:12:33]  20 30 degrees or something.
[02:12:34]  Animals, you get little like...
[02:12:36]  Critters.
[02:12:37]  Yeah, little critters, though.
[02:12:38]  Yeah, scorpions.
[02:12:39]  Yeah, why are we going to open ourselves up to scorpions while we sleep?
[02:12:43]  I don't know, but that shit, I don't know.
[02:12:45]  I have to look into it more.
[02:12:46]  But also, there's nothing for you to do.
[02:12:47]  So once it's dark, you just go to sleep and it can be dark at fucking 6.30 or some shit like that.
[02:12:52]  Then you're going to wake up with the sun.
[02:12:53]  It's just.
[02:12:54]  Yeah.
[02:12:54]  Imagine.
[02:12:55]  You find shit to do.
[02:12:56]  Yeah.
[02:12:57]  Talk story.
[02:12:58]  You'll be safe.
[02:12:58]  You'll be safe.
[02:12:59]  Wake up.
[02:12:59]  Sit around a fire.
[02:13:00]  Listen to fucking Huberman over here waking up with the sun.
[02:13:02]  Yes, bro.
[02:13:04]  Come on.
[02:13:04]  He's living a good life, bro.
[02:13:05]  I'm just saying, we're going to do these adventures.
[02:13:07]  Anyway, guys, thank you all so much.
[02:13:09]  We'll see you soon.
[02:13:10]  Peace.