Druski recounts touring with Jack Harlow and partying with 21 Savage, detailing a torn pant incident at a birthday bash and a career-threatening water-throwing mishap in North Carolina. He reflects on surviving an Atlanta robbery at age 21 without snitching, debunking stereotypes about Black people in outdoor sports while discussing his "Could Have Been Records" audition process. The episode concludes with Druski promoting his upcoming tour tickets via forlifersworld.com and teasing his role in the film White Man Can't Jump 2. [Automatically generated summary]
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Drewski Joins Flagrant00:11:04
What's up everybody.
Welcome to Flagrant, and today we are joined by.
First it was internet sensation okay, soon to be TV movie star, the king of the brand collabs and touring comedian.
We have Drewski now.
Drewski you know we're very serious journalists on this podcast.
Yeah, I've heard so.
We do our research yeah, and I know that you have a respect for journalism because that's what you wanted to do initially, before you found comments.
Research yes yes, so I'm in here.
I'm really doing the deep dives.
So my first question for you is is, why would you uh, jerk off at truck stop showers?
What's up?
What that is?
That's pretty deep man yeah yeah yeah, why did your research?
Yeah, the truck stop, the showers at the truck stop, yeah.
Man, that's.
That's such a dark time man, why do we have to bring?
Why is that?
The first question, the Glory Hole wasn't even our limits.
He said no, this is it we have.
Yeah, I get it.
Um, there was no Glory hole yeah nah, it wasn't.
None of that, it was definitely dirty.
As in that bitch though man, we I I was on tour with Jack Harlow yeah, and literally like it's a small tour man, nobody was getting any play.
You know how that shit goes.
Like every every morning though, we had to take showers at a new truck stop in a new city.
So it was like the most bullshit of bullshit, like you're walking in there with your sandals and like you're dropping your soap that you have to bring in there.
Like it was just some bullshit, but honestly yeah no, that was those were dark times.
Notice how he said no one was getting played.
Yeah, no one play yeah no yeah no, not just me.
Yeah yeah, he definitely wasn't playing.
So the hoes were, I wasn't playing.
You know he's come on.
Y'all know that right now.
Now the other rumor is about you, that you're really attracted to women with bad attitudes.
Whoa oh yeah, who's.
Where is these rumors coming from?
I just just I heard you like a real, like sulking in the corner, you know Snake face kind of.
Is this true?
Jack must have told you all this.
I know, I didn't even.
I didn't even know Jack.
I didn't speak to Jack at all.
I didn't speak to Jack.
He doesn't like the women I bring around but honestly, I don't feel like I don't feel like i'm attracted to bad, like women who have bad attitudes.
But he believes that honestly he, he says like I have I, I have something for women with bad attitudes.
I don't know what that is.
What is it about?
Like a woman looking thing, I just feel like an asshole man, like I can't being too nice like women that are too nice, just like you know what i'm saying like ah, you know what i'm saying, because it's like the too nice shit just gets cringe after a while like, oh my god meeny meeny meeny, me all that y'all get it.
So you want like a crochet or something like that.
eventually you're gonna like i yeah at some point i may get annoying with that yeah but you like i'm hateful yeah a little bit a little bit a little bit surprised you guys did your research on that we know about these things um that's good journalism Yo, we care about journalism here, for sure.
This is.
He broke the Ukraine story, the war in Ukraine.
Well, I dropped out of school to do journalism.
So well, I dropped out of school doing journalism.
Yeah, maybe that's a little bit better.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, drop it out of school okay uh, I just want to get a couple other things out that i've kind of learned about you, because these were new things that I had no clue about, and this is not necessarily from Jack.
These are just things that i've heard about in general.
Okay um, mind you, it sounds like it's from jack.
Yeah, that last one did oh really yeah, because nobody else knows that.
I'm just saying these are things that i've come across.
Okay reddit probably yeah um, the word on the street is, is you're taking your entire family to the whitest place on the planet for Chris?
Yo, what the fuck?
Where are y'all getting this information from?
It's got that true.
White conduct.
You said, I promise you a white Christmas, and then you're literally delivering a white Christmas.
Like that, no.
But I am taking my whole family to Colorado for Christmas.
Oh, yeah.
Black ass.
Very black.
There's a lot of black people.
Oh, the hood in Breckenridge.
Yeah, yeah.
I've heard of that.
There's a whole bunch of black people there.
Where?
But there will be.
Mike Vale.
Vale's a very, very, you know about it.
Yo, them ski slopes, but it's crazy out there, man.
You know what I mean?
You gotta watch out.
You gotta watch out.
Them black diamonds.
Stay away from them blood.
Them black diamonds are dangerous, bro.
You gotta watch that.
Who told y'all this, though?
How many of y'all know where I'm thinking about this?
Listen, you're a person of interest.
People are going to know about your life when they share that information.
We got to flash.
That's like.
You take your fam to Colorado for Christmas, and then they're like, we never want a Christmas gift ever again for you.
That's super.
You know what's crazy?
Honestly, honestly, right now I want to do that.
Do I still buy them a gift if I'm paying for the whole vacation?
Nope.
No.
You don't buy a gift.
That's the gift.
That's the gift right there, right?
Hell yeah.
I just thought it was some bullshit that they believed that I should still participate in the secret Santa thing.
Yeah.
Fuck no.
No, in a relationship.
You get gifts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If I bring my girlfriend, if their gift isn't at the par, they're not coming home.
You got a girl?
My bad, bro.
Now it seemed like an insult.
I didn't do that much fairly.
I didn't do that much.
Yeah, it's fairly new.
Yo, fuck Jack Harlow, bro, for telling me all them goddamn things.
He gave you bad information.
He really did.
Give me horrible information.
God damn, bro.
He told me one other crazy thing.
I didn't believe this one.
That you went to a 21 Savage party and then you left with a hole in your pants by your butthole.
What?
Wow.
Holy fuck.
Is that true?
Partially, not by my asshole.
What else is that?
You said tear in my pants.
Now I know.
Fuck you, Jack.
These stories all derived from him.
All this shit derived from him.
Jack didn't tell me anything, bro.
Honestly, now there was a hole in my pants, but it was like in this area.
You know, like, but who is that guy?
None of you guys are fat.
No, it's kind of like a fat thing.
That's kind of like...
You're not fat, bro.
Yeah, you guys aren't in like a bad thing.
You carry it well.
A fat thing in what way?
Like, explain.
No, let's address what he just said.
I was 38.
You carry it right.
I hate to come around because you carry it well.
Oh, it's still there.
You say you're thick.
I'm sorry.
Did you think you were still?
Yeah, you might as well say I'm thick, though.
Yeah, it's okay.
You can call yourself.
Like, I don't carry it in the front, but I got that shit in the back.
That's what he said.
Outbottom?
Let's go.
The classic movement.
So tell us about that savage party, bro.
Yeah, no, that was.
Nah, that was a 21 Savage party.
Not Savage party.
It was that big.
Nah, it was there.
It was a 21 Savage birthday party.
And it was, I think it was like 70s theme.
And like the pants were like, like, the material.
It was the material of the pants.
It was the material.
Yeah, definitely the pants.
People were skinnier back then.
They didn't even say that.
You can say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I just was getting groovy, man.
And my shit tore between the crotch area.
Yeah, man.
I just.
We had to go home after that for sure, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it was pretty fucked up situation.
Did other people notice?
Holy Jack.
That's why I'm saying it's just fucked up, Jack.
Yeah.
For real, bro.
I was hiding it because with fat people, you can hide if it's a hole in your pants because your thighs are already rubbing.
Hiding was harder for fat people.
No.
He's good.
Watch out for now.
But yeah, yeah, watch your fucking selfie.
I got that.
I used to do one thing.
We don't see color on this show.
You know, some melon in the show.
Okay, you were saying that.
So, I forgot that shit.
You said that.
You ain't my brother right here.
Fuck you.
No.
You were saying we were talking about when fat people call out for the winter or something like that.
What is that?
Fuck out of here.
I know.
Fuck out.
Fuck out of here.
This guy's a piece of shit.
He's a bad guy.
He's a piece of shit.
Come on.
I like how you got my son.
Yeah, bro.
He's trying to answer.
Melanie on your mouth.
What the fuck?
It's just melanin on the couch, bro.
Come on, brother.
You know, this is how he does it.
You know, this is how he does it, right?
Wait, what?
This is what happened with Jack, bro.
Yeah, man.
You know, he was originally hosting these shows with Jack, and then he poured water all over the fucking DJ booth, destroyed the whole goddamn show.
You didn't know about this story?
You did that?
Yo, remember?
Remember?
Jack really told me.
He didn't tell me that.
The girl told me that.
The girl was so upset.
She was in the corner.
She's like, ruin this show.
And you're like, fine.
And then you went into the poor boy.
So I'll tell you the story.
I'll tell you a story.
So I thought early on in our careers, like, I thought we were so lit.
Like, I thought we could rave at the show that I was hosting.
Yeah.
Whole time the show was so dead that it's like, bro, you shouldn't even come here and say a fucking word.
Just bring the main act.
This is early.
Yeah, it's early.
It's early, early, early.
Early.
Yeah.
Less than 100, maybe, but probably like fucking 50 to 70 people.
And I bring a water bottle out there.
I'm like, everybody, let's fucking go.
I started throwing water, but when I squeeze the water, I throw it backwards to the whole DJ booth.
So none of the water goes out like this.
Nothing comes out when I throw it there.
It all went to the DJ dog.
He was in the splash zone, bro.
It was honestly, I'm a kiru.
That DJ, he still pissed me.
It still, he never did fuck with me after that, though.
For real, he never fucked up.
Did you pay him back ever?
Nah, bro.
It was the end of the tour.
Was it drama?
No, it wasn't drama.
No, it wasn't.
It was someone.
Drama manager is Jack.
So I figured that's not DJ for him now.
Damn.
Yeah, that was.
Yeah, Jack told me that he got on stage about to start the show and his mic just didn't work.
Yeah, that fucked everything up, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I definitely fucked that show up.
Luckily, that was the last show on the tour.
I think we were in North Carolina.
Fuck North Carolina.
Okay, get spicy, bro.
Why are you hating North Carolina?
Hopefully, I don't have a tour there.
Yeah, you'll probably avoid that.
I think I have a show there.
Actually, no.
Sorry.
Okay, so you go from internet obscurity to one of the most famous people.
Let's break down that word.
Fuck that.
Nobody knew you on the internet before you blew the fuck up.
Yeah, he's saying that's how you start.
You gotta be careful, though.
That's what you've been doing, John.
Internet obscure.
You're obscure.
You're that guy who wants to be a journalist.
Jack's Mic Fails Live00:12:07
You're you know what I mean?
These fucking white people.
They try to get you with these words.
Dude, sorry, we invented language.
Jesus Christ.
Sick guy right there.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Point is, you blow the fuck up.
Yeah.
This could have been records thing.
Yeah.
There could have been obscurity.
It could have been incredibly obscure.
Absolutely explode.
And then I hear an interesting thing happens.
I hear when you start doing these brand collabs, the brands are shocked how many athletes and entertainers want to do the shows because you're involved.
Yes.
Did you know about this?
Yes.
That is like the biggest thing.
That's crazy.
Because it's very rare that somebody goes from like internet to working with the biggest companies.
Yeah.
I don't know people do it.
I know that maybe there's like, especially with comedians.
Yeah.
Probably just Druski, bro.
I'm actually thinking about it.
It might just be you, bro.
Don't.
It might just be you.
Don't.
Are you Jewish?
He owns a record label.
Hold on.
Oh, God.
Journalism.
Journalism.
Oh, no.
Jesus.
We got to sleep ourselves.
Druski, that's a Polish name, bro.
Druski is very Polish.
Yeah, dude.
Derives from Drew.
And Drew rhymes with?
Oh, there you go.
Nah, that's true.
I'm just saying.
Actually, I actually was raised Catholic.
Okay.
Let's go.
Respect.
Respect.
What the fuck do you mean, respect?
Come on, because we're that friend.
We're the only Catholics on the couch.
Yeah, come on, bro.
I was raised Catholic.
What happened?
You said you still with that side?
No, he said I was raised.
What does that mean?
That side.
Side of God.
From sacraments?
God is a form of Christianity.
They got a lot of it.
Like kitty fuckers.
That's a new pass, bro.
We rebranded.
We rebranded, bro.
Yeah.
We got a new PRA brand.
I missed the rebrand.
Which I move on to.
I need to know.
Francis, he's just more like, yo, love everyone.
His vibe is much more chilly.
So fuck everyone.
Yeah.
Love everyone.
You know, he's a cardinal, bro.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
You grew up Catholic?
No.
You know, he didn't.
Come on, dude.
No, I had an Indian friend.
That's a bullshit-ass question.
Is that?
No, no, no, for real.
You never know.
I saw Indian Catholics.
I was Catholic.
No, they're still Catholics.
Yeah.
They flounced.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking fucking losers, bro.
Here's how not Indian they are.
They're nurses.
What are you doing?
What is your religion?
I'm Hindu.
He don't even know.
Yeah.
He's trying to figure out what that is right now.
It's going to be fun.
What's your religion?
Huh?
What's your religion?
I'm not religious, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he wants to be Catholic, though.
He's been trying to get that.
I mean, my mom was.
That Catholic.
He was internally racist just now.
My dad was Catholic.
Yeah, he was like, ah, white guy raised without religion.
Is that what racism feels like?
Because I felt that.
Yeah, you felt that a little bit, right?
Yo, I felt that for a second.
What was that about?
That judgment you said.
It's probably the obscurity.
It's an obscure religious group.
That word is bothering me.
Why does that word?
I'll put you on game about God after we're going to be.
Yo, yo, please put me on Gathry.
I got you, Choice.
I heard just through some journalism, your mom wasn't too happy when you went to a confession.
Is that true?
He fucks chicks, doesn't he?
Because if he's holy, hey, yo, yo, hey, he felt it.
He put this mad straight.
Bitches love.
She cries doing shit like that.
Wait a minute.
He's in there.
If a hole appears in your pants soon.
Yeah.
Nah, but honestly, nah, my mom, she was very mad.
I actually talk about it in my cinema, too.
I went to a, I think it's a priest or a pope.
You got to, in Catholicism, you have to go in the.
What the fuck, yo, yo, you see, I don't laugh.
Yo, run through it.
Yo, run through it.
Run through it.
Run through it.
Run through it, bro.
Bro, for real.
Yo, son.
Guess an asshole, bro.
Catholic asshole.
What are you doing, bro?
Come on.
That's probably like dead-ass religion.
Final.
Final.
What if we laugh at this?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Son, Catholicism.
I never heard it called Catholicism in my life.
I'm black.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So tomato tomato, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, go.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
So Catholicism.
Yeah.
I like that.
Always myself.
That's a white way of saying it.
Or the Indian way, right?
Yeah.
It was just an obscure way to say it.
All right.
Anyway.
Yeah.
So back to what the fuck my black ass was saying.
Where the fuck was I at?
Yeah, no, my mom got pissed, bro.
I went in there and I just lied about a whole bunch of shit because I wouldn't, who's going to tell a random guy behind like a fucking black sheet that the real shit that you really did, like all your sins and shit, right?
Yeah.
So she told me, she was like, go in there.
And they told me, like, tell me your sins.
And I just lied about a whole bunch of bullshit.
I was like, I ran away and I cussed at my mom.
And yeah, I just fucking lied.
Because why would you tell him the truth?
Who is this guy?
You told your mom the truth?
Yeah, I got in the car and I was just like, yeah.
She's like, what did you tell him?
And I was like, I just lied.
I was like, I don't know what to tell him.
I was supposed to tell him my real life.
And she was like, duh, that's like, yo, you repent for your sins.
I'm like, and then that was the last time you went.
That was the last time I did that.
I still went to church after that.
And you still go?
I practice Christianity.
Don't talk to me about this.
That's what I like.
He'll baptize a DJ sometimes.
No, you think that's right.
He's like, because this I like.
Why the fuck do you like it if you're not involved?
No, what I like is I'd like to know your relationship with God.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have a relationship with God?
Yes, I have a great relationship with God.
And do you think that relationship is dependent on doing certain maybe like religious things?
Not at all.
I think my relationship with God is definitely just between me and that nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But do you try to like lead a more or less religious life?
Nah, it's just kind of like you just know like just certain shit just wouldn't happen, man.
Like too much shit.
We just got to know that everything is controlled by like something.
There's something out there.
You know what I'm saying?
Because it's like it's too, just everything just matches up too right.
You know what I'm saying?
And so that's kind of like my way of.
Is there a moment in your life or your career where you're like, nah, this is God, bro?
Yeah.
What was it?
Shit, just all the success, bro.
Like, I don't even know like a certain time.
Just everything.
I think everything just matches up.
Like, just even me becoming a comedian and like just doing what I do.
It's like, bro, I look back at the videos from when I was a kid and I'm like, fuck, all this shit had to have matched up.
Like, I was doing this shit since I was like five, six years old.
You know what I'm saying?
So it just, it only makes sense.
Yeah, like the amount of events that had to transpire.
Like all the fucking karate lessons and fucking trumpet and piano and all that bullshit.
It got through.
Somehow it got you here.
Yeah, somehow we got here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like that sometimes happens.
It's like when people get success, they get closer to God because it's like some people, I guess, call it like imposter syndrome, but you're like, there's no way that this should happen.
Yeah.
There's no way that these things should come together and I should get this much success.
So I got to give credit to somebody way bigger than me.
Yeah.
Because I'm not in that situation.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Yeah, it's like I'm not in that situation.
I feel like I was already praising God before and I was asking him for signs of like to show me the validation of the belief almost.
You're just like, I believed in you and then this thing happened and it's like, see, yeah, I asked for everything.
Yeah, literally asked for everything.
And just to enjoy it and to have it.
And it's just like crazy, bro.
And it continues to happen.
Yeah, doesn't it feel like, like, I feel like when people tell you.
I got Jack to believe in God.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you meant someone was robbing you while you were believing in God.
Oh, no.
Like, I got Jack to believe in God.
God actually to believe it.
Not at least praying in somebody.
I asked Jack Harlow to believe it, bro.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
What happened?
I just kept talking to him while we were on the tour bus, and I was just like, bro, all this just doesn't happen.
Like, it's pretty much what I just preached just now.
Like, I was just like, bro, this is, you have to believe that this has to have somebody.
When do you think it clicked for him?
I don't think he ever did.
He didn't tell me it did, but I know he did.
It's just one of those things.
He didn't tell me it did.
Listen, but bitch, he's going to believe it.
And he better say that.
You know, see how they believe it's like look at all that belief.
But in all honesty, yeah, nah, I mean, if I called him right now, I should.
He should believe.
You might have told the story before, but like, how did you and Jack link up?
And like through some DMs, man.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Back though, before either of them was doing anything, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You guys, you said you had like a couple hundred followers or something like that.
We both had a couple thousands.
Yeah, we both had a couple thousands.
We were just fans of each other's work.
And then that shit just happened.
You know what I'm saying?
That's so fucking cool to build.
And then, because we talked about this, once you get as big as you are, it's probably hard to trust new people.
You speaking on like my weight?
No, no.
I believe you've always been this big in size, but fame.
Compliment, compliment.
Compliment.
This guy sucks.
Cosh, for real.
This guy sucks.
No, no, no.
You are massively famous.
Massively.
Massive society.
We need massive.
You talked about having an event.
Fucking, they're breaking down the doors to come meet this guy.
Five million followers on Instagram.
I see you in all these videos.
You penetrate like pop culture in a way that's fucking amazing.
Gigantic following.
Yeah.
Whoa, dude.
Nah, I'm just helping him out.
Wow.
It's almost like you, it's almost like you turned on him.
That was your brother.
No, no, no.
I thought y'all were talking about my brother out.
Like, give compliments.
Oh, no.
That's, oh, that's your brother now.
Oh, I see.
Wow, you trusted him.
You see what happened?
Yeah, I get it.
That happened to Jesus too.
You know, Melanie and Melana.
Melanie knows Melana.
Yeah.
But it's so cool.
Because, Mark, we got them all fighting.
This should have complicated shit.
Nah, man, it's cool because you probably, I assume when you meet people.
Oh, you still want to make the point.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to give him a compliment.
He wants to get this shit across.
You think I'm on the street?
This guy's put this fucking down.
I'm trying to compliment you.
You keep thinking I'm fucking.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I'm not.
I got to compliment him.
I'm not.
That's him.
But no, but no.
Hit that shit.
So how do you trust?
If it's not in this shit, I'm going to run it back when it's done.
All right, but for real, though.
How do you trust new people at this point?
Ooh.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
That was a long point to make.
That was a great question.
And that wasn't even a minute.
It took a minute.
It took a minute.
I had to compliment you first.
You know what I mean?
I had to let you know.
You really don't, though, bro.
I think he can also say the same shit.
Like, you kind of, it's like, you got to always have your guard up for real for, like, the people around you, you definitely trust, you know what I'm saying?
And your team and all that.
But you really don't trust everybody.
Like, you kind of know what certain shit is for what.
And like, this, take this for this.
Trusting New People Fast00:14:26
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if it's a business relationship, you know that this is starting this business.
Yeah, expect business.
It's a friendship.
Expect friendship.
Maybe a little bit of begging for some money involved because you have money.
You know what I'm saying?
This friendship's not for no fucking reason or for clout reasons.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you just always got to keep it guard up a little bit.
You know, so you'll never know.
Sometimes I feel like you build with the people who don't want anything.
Yeah.
That's the easiest time to do it.
Like, there'll be people who just kind of offer.
That's the other thing.
They're like, sometimes, like, very successful people are the easiest ones to connect with because they don't need anything from you.
So, is you know for a fact that there's nothing you could do for Jay-Z or some shit.
Like, maybe you could help him with brands, et cetera.
But, he'll be okay.
Yeah.
You know, or Kev.
So, when they're reaching out to you, you know that that's genuine.
Yeah.
Right?
They're not going, okay, how can I get some a trip to Colorado to Truski, right?
Like, in that, in that case, I love how you guys are dealt with the colour.
How many people you take on?
I'm going to kill this whole fucking trip when my family got out of nothing.
But why you got to take your aunts, bro?
I didn't know I'm taking them aunt.
I know, man.
What the fuck?
I know these things.
I'm a journalist.
I'm a great person.
My aunt actually took me in when I ran away.
I ran away.
That wasn't a lot.
So, yeah.
It was a prophecy.
Well, no, no, no.
I ran away years later.
I ran away when I was 10.
I'm sorry.
I ran away when I was like fucking 21, 22.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I'm not running away.
I'm just moving down.
Hold on.
You ran away at 21?
Yeah, I got robbed and then I was.
There's a lot going on.
A lot going on.
A lot going on.
You ran away.
It's funny what he was going to do.
Trying to confess to something in the future, bro.
How you run away?
That's the whitest shit I've ever heard.
How you run away at 21.
Mom, I'm leaving.
Good.
I'm racing.
I'll say, I'm trying to say, honestly, I'm out of here.
Tell this story.
I'll say, I ran away from my city.
Like, I left Atlanta and I went to DC.
And I told my aunt, I was like, I'm going to live with you.
And I'm just going to figure out a job situation up here, you know, whatever.
Figure it all out.
And then, you know, she let me come and I was just grown as fuck living in her crib.
You know what I'm saying?
With my cousins and shit.
And they were like, yeah, she deserves.
How'd you get robbed?
What happened when you got robbed?
It's just some bullshit, man.
Like, you know, Atlanta's a crazy place.
You guys might not know about it, man.
But shit happens.
Shit transpires on the bus.
What the fuck?
This is a show where we take, I mean, journalism seriously, bro.
Come on.
So why was he?
I wasn't crying when he robbed him.
No, no, he was crying.
Yeah.
Why was his big ass crying?
Why was he crying?
I know that guy.
Nah, it's because honestly.
Honestly, that motherfucker was crying because he kept continuously saying, like, I don't want to do this to y'all.
I really wanted your homeboy.
And I was like, yo, I can get you to my homeboy.
I can get you to him as fast as fucking possible.
If you need his number, you need it where he stays.
I will get you to him.
But, you know, it was just some that whole situation was crazy as fuck.
He robbed you at your home.
He robbed you.
Yeah, he robbed me at an apartment.
We were all, me and all my boys were staying at the time.
And yeah, we were all shook as fuck.
He started crying.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah.
So broke down the door?
Not necessarily broke down the door.
We seen him.
It was all it all happened in a car.
Like he was outside the car.
We were in the car.
Oh.
I didn't pull off though.
Stupid move.
What do you mean?
Isn't that scary, though?
You guys are getting robbed.
Hit the fucking pedal to the middle.
Oh, you were driving?
Pedal to the metal.
But I didn't.
Nah, you're probably thinking he pulled the, you know, I mean, you can't see he's crying, bro.
He's just hearing a smart guy.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, 100%.
The gun is in your face.
He went to driver's side.
Whoa.
What type of gun?
Why the fuck would I know that?
That's it.
It's a lot to remember.
I mean, yeah, it's like super barrel.
In a super barrel.
Oh, fuck.
No, I'm actually.
No, he had a fucking gun.
Doesn't everybody down south have guns and shit?
Don't you know about all that?
It's a handgun, a handgun.
Oh, there you go.
It wasn't like an AK he pulled up.
That's some pussy shit if you get robbed in a car with a machete.
That's not pussy, though.
If you got robbed, when the guy has a machine off when you pull off, if he has it in the car, that'd be, yeah, if it stalls, oof, yeah, no, it doesn't wait.
A machete is like a knife, right?
Yeah, the car you never see the machete stall, bro.
That is crazy.
So, what did he get?
Um, he got a couple hundred for me.
I was begging, like, I was giving him anything, but he didn't really want it from us.
Like, he really wanted our homeboy, and he was like, Yo, I'm sorry that this is happening to y'all, but I really want him.
And I'm like, Bro, I will fucking take you there.
Like, I really was volunteering to take him.
But, you know, I was ready to snitch for sure.
Yeah.
Oh, this is actually.
That's your life.
Yeah, that's your life.
Now, this is a good question.
Can you are y'all sit?
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, yeah.
No, y'all snitching.
We're gonna go down the line.
Yeah, let's go.
Are you giving up your homeboy where he's at?
If somebody has a gun to you and saying, just take me there, I want to know where he's at.
I'm gonna lie and say I'm taking him there, and then I'm just gonna drive to the precept.
I'm not gonna actually take him to my homeboy.
Blow your fucking black ass head off.
Bro, what's your answer?
Oh, yeah.
I grew up Catholic.
I go to confession.
I'm gonna snitch.
100%.
Had a boy.
Gotcha.
What's your answer?
I'll snitch, bro.
Fuck out of here.
What's your answer?
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, What's the reason?
What you gonna do?
Because snitches do dishes.
What is it?
Yeah, snitches.
Yeah, snitches.
Snitches, you snitches do dishes.
So what are you doing?
No, so you tell us what you're doing in that situation.
What would I do in that situation?
Pull the trigger, fuck boy.
All right, boom, doom.
You're dead.
Nah.
You're dead.
Well, no, if he kills me, you're never going to know where my friend is.
All right, but I'm going to take your shit.
Dead, non-religious guy.
Go ahead.
I don't even go no.
What's the side of this person?
Is he a good friend?
He's a good friend.
I'm not snitching.
I would never snitch on this guy.
I'll snitch on them too.
No problem.
What's up?
Come on, bro.
What are you talking about?
Fuck.
You're good.
You're good.
Wow.
All right.
Yeah.
To each his own.
To each his own.
It is what it is.
Alex, you'd snitch.
Nah.
You would.
No, I wouldn't.
Come on.
I would rather lose my shit than snitch, but if it's my business.
But see, a lot of people, a lot of people actually think out this scenario like how we're doing now.
But honestly, when you're in it, you're snitching.
Bro, you don't even fucking think about it.
I would have drove away.
Like, I wouldn't just.
You can't even drive away.
Drive away.
Drive away.
Boom.
You're dead.
Did you try to appeal to his emotion at all?
Were you like, you like, talk to me or something?
Did you say that?
Did I say that?
No.
I was fucking panicking trying to get directions to the GPS of where we needed to go.
I just want to get this guy everything he needs.
I wanted to get him anything he needed.
Like, you call me.
Whatever you need, bro.
Like, I'll get you whatever right now.
I'll get you anything.
So, was it justified of what your friend did to him?
Because maybe that changes.
Well, yeah, was it like payback?
Yeah.
Your friend just don't even know what he wanted of the reason.
Yes, you do.
Honestly, I really don't know what he wanted from that guy, but like, you know, I guess they had a past relation that they had something going on from him.
You know, it is politically correct.
That's all right.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Because you're going to the first thing you're going to do is go to your friend and be like, yo, what the fuck he did?
Yeah, it's all black, black shit.
Yeah, black shit.
I wonder, how do you get out of that scenario?
Al, your idea is pretty good.
You're going to drive in there and you drive right to the precinct.
He's not going to do anything at the precinct.
That's brilliant thinking in the moment.
But he's not going to let you go.
He wants that shit.
You know where the precinct is off the top of your head.
How do you get worse precinct?
No, but I'm saying in your hood, like if you're in your town, you know what a fucking precinct's at.
This guy grew up in Gwinnett County, man.
You don't know where the fucking precinct is.
He's low-key, right, though.
Yeah, I don't know what a precinct is.
I don't know what the precinct is in my shop.
I got no idea.
In New York, any other county?
Nah, but that shit mattered in the elections, I remember.
They kept talking about Gwinnett County.
Yeah.
Are you still a Herschel Walker?
Please tell me you voted for Herschel Walker.
Speak on what the fuck is going on with Herschel Walker for real?
Why?
CTE, dog.
It's pretty clear, right?
He's got to be.
Nah, nah.
Greatness.
He says some real shit.
Doesn't he say some real shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm never down to tear a black man down, but honestly, what the fuck does that guy be talking about?
For real?
You would rather be a vampire than a werewolf, bro?
I don't know what he was talking about.
Yeah, that's actually what I want to speak on.
What was he talking about?
He said he saw the werewolf movie and he's like, oh, I'd way rather be a werewolf than a vampire.
But before that, in his life, he always wanted to be a vampire.
I actually used to go to a skating ring, all-American.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they used to have lock-ins and shit.
Girls come in there to twerk on you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We were young as fuck.
We were like 14.
And you were just twerking with 14-year-olds.
No, I wasn't.
No, man.
I wasn't twerking.
I told you.
He tries to get you.
It sounded like that's what he said.
That's like Catholicism.
Is that your wedding ring?
I mean, you got 14-year-old girls and this thing flew off my face.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
What happened?
Did you do that?
Did you do that?
Vampire, bro.
What is that?
Roller statement.
I almost went werewolf.
I was a werewolf break.
Nah, the girls used to be twerking, man.
We used to have hella lock-ins and shit, bro.
Like, that was the place to be.
Nah, nah.
Honestly, y'all laugh, but that was the shit.
Really?
Yeah.
Were you the one guy out there?
No black belt.
I never got twerked, but I was rollerblading.
Oh, really?
Oh, and if you think that the karate background helps with the balance a bit, that's true.
Purple belt.
You know what I mean?
I didn't get purple.
I'm actually a black belt.
Really?
Oh, did they give that to you first?
And then you work it with that was the biggest belt.
You're like, this is the only one we got, bro.
This has to be a racism.
I don't know.
I was just asking you shit.
Honestly, honestly, I worked my way up.
I did fucking karate for like 10 years, bro.
Yeah.
No talk.
I know form one, form two, form like fucking three, and all that other extra shit.
What was it again?
It wasn't karate.
It was Taekwondo.
Okay.
Oh, really?
Shout out, Master Kim.
Has it ever worked in a fight that you did?
Like all that shit just be like, it's like, it's about Taekwondo.
Yeah, like Taekwondo.
No.
Let me bring it out.
The thing is, karate.
No, I'll joke.
Karate is about like fighting and shit, but Taekwondo is like discipline, right?
Taekwondo is like discipline, knowing when to like.
That's what they say when you get your ass kicked.
You were so disciplined.
Just say you suck at fighting, bro.
When that guy took your money, you were disciplined.
I was disciplined, bro.
That's what really.
You can't always show.
Really, karate is about that, though, bro.
About the discipline and knowing, like, I can whoop this guy's ass, but I'm only going to use self-defense.
Yo, number two in America in karate.
What, black guy?
I don't know you guys in Spain.
No, no, come on, bro.
What's that guy?
No, that was him.
I was saying white guy.
That's him.
I was saying brown guy.
I mean, I don't fucking know.
Is that invincible?
No, black guy.
Come on.
So, yes, Alex was number two.
I don't know you guys.
Come on.
Jeez, chill.
Give me the black guy a break.
That guy, bro.
Thank you.
He was coming out of that.
Okay.
Okay.
So he was number two in America for not fucking girls in high school.
Come on.
You know how aggressive skating are you talking about?
Me, bro.
Yo, girls love skates.
You did just.
You went to skate camp.
I went to skate camp.
So how many girls?
Wait, wait, wait.
It was mostly men.
It was mostly men.
It was a lot of fucking girls.
It was mostly guys.
But we did really good grinding and shit.
Wait.
We learned how to do it.
What type of camps did y'all attend?
Like, go on top?
I attended no camps ever.
You weren't allowed to go to camp.
Nah, my parents just wouldn't want to pay for it.
Oh, I knew.
My parents did.
Some more camps of camp, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
We're not paying for that.
I did soccer camps.
Yeah, I went to a soccer camp.
Oh, shit.
Oh, bro.
I actually saw that picture of you when you played soccer when you were a kid.
That shit was amazing.
You see this?
No.
Y'all should go to Camp McCallie.
It's an all-sports camp in Tennessee for little boys.
We should go.
I know we got to go in there.
No, you guys shouldn't know.
Check it out.
This is way too Catholic of them.
Check it out.
That's very Catholic.
Just a bunch of old dudes with no kids.
You're Catholic a showing.
Catholic showing.
Come out.
Damn.
Why Catholics always like this, bro?
Camp McCallie Memories00:08:41
Cam McCallie, bro.
So there's something about that.
So you went to Camp McCalli?
Yeah, yeah.
Campaca Callie was a great place, man.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
It was a fun camp.
You had some fun?
Yeah, yeah, we did.
We did.
You played dodgeball.
Yeah, we played a little dodgeball.
We played.
What's the sport you play in the water with the ball?
Water polo.
Water polo.
Yeah.
We played water polo.
Baseball.
All that shit, man.
Like, for real, for real.
The water polo.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a campus.
Like, it's a high school boarding school, but all these little boys go up there and they spend like two weeks up there all together.
And like, what the fuck is so funny about this?
I'm saying little boys.
Tell my sister.
No, I'm being honest.
They're like little boys.
They're kids.
I was once one of those little boys.
I know.
I know.
What is so funny?
Nothing.
It just seems like the most fun.
With that mustache, you can't say that, bro.
You can't say it with the mustache.
All right, so the boys are in the water.
They're all wet, right?
No.
You can't say little boys run.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
No, no.
Honestly, it was a great camp.
Yeah.
It's unforgettable, man.
I love Camp McCallan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know why it's funny.
Yeah, I know.
It was a great boys' camp, all-boys camp.
No, actually, actually, at the end of the camp, it's an all-girls camp across the street.
That's old.
And we have a dance with them.
Oh, that's far.
Before.
Why is this girl?
They like they recorded this shit, so it's like all being monitored.
So they send you.
Yeah.
They show the pants and ends and everything.
Bro, did I tell you about pictures and videos and shit?
Possibly get that video for nine pounds.
What the feet?
Like, like in a way to support the church or something or support the camp.
Yeah, you realize they just taped a bunch of children dancing and then sent it to adults, right?
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
The parents.
You gotta get a parent of like one of those kids.
There's like a hundred kids there.
And what if you gotta watch a loser kid got not getting nothing, bro?
Just stand up.
You missed a shot in the corner.
Fianca!
Fianca!
It's all good.
You don't remember that camp?
Bianca was a counselor, bro.
That's where she finds time.
But Campbell, I've seen it.
Come on, guys, stop.
I have nothing to do with this.
I'm genuinely talking about.
I don't know why you're promoting the fuck out of that.
We haven't even spoken about your tour, but everybody knows about motherfucking Cam McCalli.
Camp McCalli, yeah.
Cam McCall is hot, man.
That's what he said in the kids.
Sick God.
Sick God, bro.
My son is hot at Camp McCall.
Let's get back on track, bro.
Let's do it.
What y'all want to talk about?
Can we talk about a dog?
No, we'll get a camp.
No, but we got here.
I'm going to talk because of the snitching thing.
We got here because of snitching.
Did you hear T.I. was snitching on the dead?
No.
Can you snitch on the dead?
Is that okay?
Hell yeah.
I feel the same way.
I think it's genius.
Yeah, bro.
That is genius.
Wait, wait, wait.
So explain the dude.
The dude's dead.
You did some shit, but your lawyer finds a way to put it on the dead dude.
That's your homie.
But wait, put on the dead dude.
He's already.
Why the fuck would the dead dude give a fuck?
That's what I'm saying.
If that's your homie, he would actually.
I get it.
I get it.
Go.
Maybe because their legacy, but as long as it's not like going to Cam McCallie or nothing like that, like as long as you're not a counselor at Camp McCall.
Like, if that's what you're accused of, it's being like a Gold Star Camp McCalli counselor.
You spent 20 years at Camp McCall.
20 years is mad years.
I'm weak, bro.
It's in Tennessee.
Yeah, it's in Tennessee.
What part of Santa December?
What?
I'm going to have kids.
No, I honestly want y'all to like send your kids there for a while.
No, it's good.
Nah, it's a great camp.
I swear to God.
He's hurt.
This is all boys' camp.
And it's a blast.
It's a blast.
I don't know, bro.
It's a blast.
Just drink a happy dad.
I swear to God, it's a blast.
I bet it was a blast.
Listen, okay, listen.
Yeah.
I'm going to send my kids at least one time to Camp McCalli.
Did you ever rip your pants there?
No, I never heard about pants there.
Did someone rip them forward?
No, no.
Don't come on, bro.
No?
See?
See how he does it.
He does it.
I was inappropriate.
Let's just talk about normal shit.
You said you were playing water polo.
Dodge ball.
Dodge dad, dick.
Did you ever say that?
Did you ever play back?
Dodge dick.
What is that?
That's an important game, bro.
Dodge the dad, bro.
Crazy.
We will never make it to the next point.
I gotta dodge the dad dick, bro.
Wild.
That's a wild game.
Listen, listen.
That's a wild.
You make a happy dad.
Come on, y'all.
Y'all are crazy.
Oh, you guys are crazy.
Bianca.
Fianca.
Listen, can we get back on track?
Yes.
Let's get back on track here, okay?
Little League World Series.
Who's your favorite?
This is crazy.
Okay.
You care about the World Cup at all?
Let's switch it up.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to talk about the Little League world?
He just calls it a World Series.
That's also true.
You want to slide in home with any of those?
Jesus.
Jesus, help us.
Come on.
Jesus.
Nah, World Cup.
Honestly, I ain't watching none of the World Cups.
Why are you boycotting?
Boycott?
No.
Nah, actually, DeRazz is a good point.
Were any of y'all Boy Scouts?
You are crazy.
I'm being honest.
Were any of you guys Boy Scouts?
I get it.
I get it.
For real?
Were you guys Boy Scout?
I just wanted to know.
You know what?
Actually, I was.
I love it.
You know what?
My favorite scout.
I can tell a Boy Scout when I see one.
Okay, but do you know my favorite knot?
What was your favorite?
The balloon knot?
Balloon knot.
Why is that?
Why is your favorite knot?
What does a butthole look like?
Oh, wow.
Listen, they're not all going to work.
They're not all going to work.
Listen, what we do is we shoot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We shoot.
We never stop shooting.
Yeah, yeah.
You're hot right now.
I was hot, son.
That cooled it off.
You know how Boy Scouts were on?
I spent one month as a Boy Scout.
Why'd you stop?
Because I was in France.
I was living with a kid my sophomore year of high school, and then we were Boy Scouts together.
And then I came back, wasn't ever a Boy Scout again, but that shit was miserable.
I feel like black people never did Boy Scouts.
Yeah, that's what I was just about to say.
Black people never Boy Scouts.
Why is that?
They ain't come to me.
I've never seen a black nigga do no Boy Scouts.
I would have liked a Boy Scouts.
I think it's a shell shit to be in it, right?
You have to sell it.
No, dude.
That's Girl Scouts.
There had to be a fee.
I think it was a fee.
And you don't have to sell cookies to be a Girl Scout.
Were you a Boy Scout?
Nah, Indian people don't do that either.
They don't do that shit.
No.
Just be a doctor.
That's your only goal in life.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, because we don't do outdoor shit.
That's why.
That's why.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's stupid.
That's not true.
You do some outdoor stuff.
Basketball.
Basketball is an indoor activity, but it can be done outdoor.
Stuff in the woods.
Rolling dice?
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
Outdoor.
No one rolls dice in their park.
Nobody rolls dice at a casino nowadays, nah.
Brick.
Damn.
It's outdoor activities.
Right, we got him.
We got him.
Keep shooting, son.
Jesus.
Keep that.
What's another activity?
Yeah, what's it about?
Rolling blunts.
You're the same racial thing.
Come on.
These are the stereotypes.
Wait, was I naming stereotypes?
You're naming black stereotypes.
So passing the ball.
What's another one?
Okay.
Do you want us not to buy it?
Something not stereotypical.
Yeah, just anything that's outside does not stereotypical.
No stereotypes.
I started this, didn't I?
I think you might have, but no stereotypes at all.
Okay.
City Performance Stereotypes00:06:38
I mean, it's a tough one.
Outdoor activity.
Football.
Football is a good one.
Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Football is a good one.
Yeah.
But there's also probably others.
We don't really play baseball like that.
Dominicans.
Oh, yeah.
Caribbean blacks.
You look a little Dominican.
Yeah.
People tell me that.
Are you mixed?
No.
No?
Not a chance.
Can I ask you a personal question?
Fuck no.
Because everything that he is.
No, no, this is serious.
Impersonal.
Okay.
This is serious.
Okay.
When you made a joke about NBA Youngboy's baby mama, and then he had a threatening response.
It sends a chill down my spine.
Did it send a chill down your spine?
Definitely did.
Then you guys got on a live together.
Yeah.
How did you squash that so fast?
He's a good guy, man.
Like, NBA Youngboy, he's a very prestigious guy.
And, you know, you've got to respect him.
Can I ask you one more question?
Please.
Please.
Kill you.
No, Is NBA Youngboy your favorite rapper name?
Fuck no, actually, I would never.
That's not your favorite.
You like Lil Baby.
No!
Wait, what's so funny about that?
What's going on with Lil Baby?
Hey, you know, he's on tour opening for the baby.
Is it crazy?
Is it actually total shift here?
Entertaining the crowd, you're going up first.
What percentage of the audience is in by the time you go on?
And what?
Like, loaded in in their seats when you're going up under Chris Brown.
Well, for the J. Cole and the Chris Brown tour, I was right before J. Cole and I was right before Chris Brown.
Oh, that's dope.
Oh, so.
So it was like everybody.
So other acts.
Okay, that's what I was wondering.
It was the majority of everybody in there.
Because sometimes they sacrifice us comedians when we go on.
Yeah, they try.
I think for the Jack Harlow one, I was sacrificed like fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was in like, yeah, it's the early Jack, so it sucked anyway.
But even if I went out right before him, it wouldn't, you know.
So you get to go when everybody's excited.
They just saw another act that they really like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They've seen like a couple of music acts, like the starting ones, and then they see me.
Then they see like the big act.
So it was almost like a one-of-one situation, for real.
Like I was actually blessed with the placement, for real.
Not even Bolson.
Okay, what was the hardest city?
Damn.
Fuck.
Because that's not.
Boston.
That's not easy.
Nah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, following music is hard.
Why?
Why is he laughing?
Why is he laughing?
Is it Boston?
Nah, I heard you laughed.
Not at all.
It's a different thing performing in a city like that.
Yeah, Boston was very different.
Yeah, Boston's one of them ones.
It ain't easy.
I think we were like two hours late.
On the J. Cole tour, we were like two hours late at like the North Carolina show.
It was like North Carolina, Greensboro or something.
And J. Cole and all of them, the people that were sent up the show were like two hours and 30 minutes late.
So they just sent me out there.
And bro, they didn't want no jokes, no shit.
They didn't want shit.
They were like, yo, we want to see J.
I just made it funny.
Like, I was just like, yo, y'all know we on black people time.
And then it just got them going.
And then I just made, I just got to fuck about it because I said, boy, you got this.
Fuck this.
I had to fuck to the next city.
I mean, but it was, it'd be shit like that.
Like, whereas, like, I couldn't, I couldn't even, I couldn't help it.
It was a scenario where it was like, damn.
When you're going out on some of these shows, which city did you feel like everyone in that crowd also knew you?
Which city did it feel like this was like a Druski show as well?
Like Houston and like Atlanta.
Crazy.
LA, LA is very big.
Like, I feel like LA, Houston, Atlanta's like some, like my top three cities for real, for real.
But Houston is crazy every time.
I don't know.
It's just like he tries to get to the bottom of this.
Why, why, why?
He's a journalist.
Honestly, I really don't know why Houston showed so much love, but Houston has always been good for me, for real.
Anytime I go to Houston, if I do like a club booking or a pop-up show, anything, it was just like, bro, it's insane.
Tapped in.
Yeah, hell yeah.
You got to announce you're coming into town?
Check in?
Not on.
Who the police?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to check in?
No.
All right.
Do you have to check in when you go in?
Of course.
You do?
Have you ever had to check in anywhere?
100%.
Where have you checked in?
Be honest, for real.
Because not jacking everybody off, right?
What do you mean?
Like, fucking be honest.
You ever had to check in?
Yeah.
Have you ever checked in?
No.
Yeah, what does that even happen?
I don't know, yeah.
I feel like you wouldn't have to check in.
Yeah, why would I have to check in?
Yeah.
I liked it when you were lying better.
Yeah, like I'm not.
Where do I got to check in?
No, maybe someday you might have to check in, though, for real, for real.
In certain cities.
But it depends where I go in that city.
That's going to continue to grow.
If I'm going to go to Southside, I'm going to fucking check in.
Yeah.
Have you ever done a hood show?
I actually started doing hood shows.
Yeah.
That's where we were.
You were in the hood?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Surprising.
Something about that just doesn't sit right with me.
Well, I mean, we were opening up Bodega.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Now I get it.
Yeah, we start in the hood rooms.
You got to try to do every room.
Yeah, I get it.
But it wasn't a weird thing.
Like, I grew up in New York, so it wasn't like an odd thing.
I think there's certain places where it's like black people live here, white people live here, and these are the neighborhoods, and it's completely separated.
But you grew up in New York.
It's not like weird to see black people in audience or white people in audience.
There's a mainstream comedy circuit that is the clubs that's more white, of course.
Yeah.
But even now, it's way more diverse than what I was thinking.
I feel like you really don't have to check in unless you're like, you really got to be doing some big numbers for real.
And also, if you're like affiliated with something, I imagine back home.
True.
Like if you're part of, listen, if you're a mafia dude, you're going to another town is run by a different, you got to check in.
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You're an Italian dude, you got to check in, right?
I like how you try to give it go something.
I don't fucking know.
I don't know.
That's right.
Don't talk about our shit.
I'm not Italian.
You're Italian?
Nah.
You're not Italian.
No, I'm not Italian.
What is your descent?
My parents are French Canadian from Montreal.
French.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I grew up in Florida, though.
Yeah.
I think my last name is French.
What is there?
Des Bordes or Desbord?
Yeah, that's Haitian.
Why are you so happy?
Because he sounds French.
He could be Parisian.
No, I think it's French, honestly.
I think it's spelled Des Bordes, but it's pronounced Desbord.
Du Bois.
Des bois.
Like the S's are silent.
Nice.
Have you been to France?
Never.
Never?
Never.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you got to go.
It's nice.
And they're house over there.
Really?
Yeah.
The bishops?
Yeah.
But you got a girl.
Yeah, I got a girl.
That's what I'm asking.
Shit.
Are you?
Just a nigga talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
Just locker room talk.
Yeah.
I'm the culture.
The culture.
Can you is it cheating if it's if she's Latina?
Is that a combo you've had with your girl yet?
Like, is it she's Latina?
Like, can you say that?
Like, how, how is that not cheating?
No, because she's Latina.
Yeah, it's different.
In what way?
Well, is your girl Latina?
She's got a pussy.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if she's Latina, she's got a pussy still.
That's cheating, right?
No, she's chatting.
All right, so give me the explanation.
Yeah, exactly.
Explain it.
You explain it.
I don't get it.
What are you talking about?
Is your girl Latina?
No.
Okay.
So if you hook up with a Latina, does she consider that cheating to her?
For example, my wife considers it cheating no matter who.
Oh, okay.
But does your girl, can you just make, oh no, she was Latina?
And then your girl's like, fuck no, that's Latina.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
You'd have it created.
That's the thing, though?
Yeah, create a little carve-out.
You know what I mean?
There's people out there that believe that.
You have carve-outs, Latinos, Asians, a very popular one.
Carve-out for Asians.
You know what I mean?
You might want to talk to her.
She might be okay with a carve out.
Yeah, you never know.
If it's the same name, sometimes they're cool with that.
Yeah, also.
Yeah, you even said if they look similar sometimes.
We call that a tribute.
Do you have any carbon colours?
We call that a tribute.
You've never done that.
You never hooked up.
A girl looks just like your girl, and then it's a tribute to her.
You never said that?
I was thinking of you the whole time.
Is that one of your car vows?
She's a cover baby.
I am not allowed to do this.
You're not allowed to do this.
But I'm saying you might be allowed to pull that off.
No, I feel like I've never had that caruski.
Honestly, yo, you're Druski, bro.
I haven't had the conversation, though.
Like, I've never had the conversation to be like that.
This is the time earlier.
She's about to come meet your family.
Have the conversation before she does.
How do y'all know this?
Snowbunny?
Snowbunny?
White dude should have asked me for a fuck white chicken.
Snowbunny?
Yeah, Pink Tokyo.
He's going to Colorado.
You see how black it is?
That's a snowball.
Yeah, hit him with a finger gun.
It's like subliminist.
I'm just saying.
I'm just trying to say, you fucking.
Fucking finger gun.
I'm just saying, is it snow?
I'm not here for Dr. Umar, Dr. Umar.
I mean, I don't discriminate, man.
I'll fuck all these chicks for real.
I don't even give a fuck for real.
Not even bullshitting.
Like, for real.
Love is love.
Love is love.
What is love, though?
But like, what color is this love?
Like, oh my God, bro.
Yeah.
You know what I mean, though?
Like, what's the deal?
Like, like, how excited was she for you?
Um, I don't even know what the fuck we're talking about.
Put it this way: how excited was she for you?
Like, like, like, you don't have to say what she is, but, like, was she more excited when you're in the middle of the day?
No, no, no, I can tell you what she is.
She's blazing.
She's black and Asian.
It's talking.
Okay.
That's wild.
So he just made so many girls hurt at home.
He's like, wait a minute.
What they gonna do?
What they're gonna do, right?
Golly.
That's crazy.
That was crazy.
What you did right there.
That was crazy.
That's right there, bro.
You went black and Asian?
Yeah, she's a good girl.
She's very funny, bro.
That's crazy, bro.
Does your girl have a personality?
No.
She's not allowed to have a.
You let your girl have a personality, bro?
I mean, I have it.
That's crazy, dude.
You're not supposed to?
Come on, Drewski.
This guy's a maniac.
This guy's amazing.
Oh my fucking God.
Yeah, you gotta put him on game.
You gotta put him on.
I'm sorry, babe.
You have a great personality.
I just want to let you know I love you very much.
And I was just trying to go along with the improv.
I'm just trying to go along with the improv.
Okay, I just, I just come off at all.
Shut the fuck up.
This doesn't come off at all.
This is a really, I love you so much, and you're the best.
You're absolutely amazing.
I don't believe in any of that tribute shit that I was just talking about.
This, you, it's going to be hard to find a tribute for you.
Yeah, I see it.
Yeah.
It's going to be hard.
I don't even, I wouldn't even do that though, man.
I don't move like that.
I'm a good genuine guy.
Yeah.
I know you guys are like, fuck offs, right?
Yeah, I got that vibe from y'all when I walked in.
Fuck off.
But I actually respect that.
You respect my bitch.
I respect my bitch, man.
Man, if I need to learn how to respect my bitch, bro.
That's fire, bro.
What type of Asian do you know?
That is a hard question, though.
That is the hardest question.
What the fuck is that?
I really don't know.
I don't know.
I understand.
I understand.
How quickly you tell her parents you do cry.
Sorry, I was going to let you know.
My dad's not Asian.
Her dad's not Asian.
Her mom is.
Oh, yeah.
I think we figured.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a more common.
That's a more common.
Usually how it works, bro.
What?
When the girl likes a black guy, I know Jewish guys, too.
Usually, it's the uh yeah nerdy nerdy white Jewish guy Asian woman, yeah, 100.
No, no, no, I'm black woman, Asian dude.
You don't see as much, it's not as white hipster Asian woman from black dude, Asian woman, oh, yeah, Tiger Woods's dad was black, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Russell Simmons, oh, Russell Simmons, yeah, Russell Simmons looks more black than he does.
No, but his wife was his wife, bro, and his kids, goddamn it, puss the on.
Where's the Asian, bro?
I didn't know that was Asian.
God, what the fuck?
He's like, You're doing all that yoga.
That nigga Asian, bro, I didn't know that forever, bro.
Yeah, Russell Wilson.
No, no, not Russell Wilson, not Russell Wilson.
No, no, it's a rat, it's a rat, it's a rat.
It's okay, Russell Simmons.
Oh, Russell Simmons, yeah, I thought he was Asian too.
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Fuck it, okay.
So all them niggas look low-key Asian.
Anything named Russell, every famous nigga named Russell, that is true.
Yeah, all right, big 10 figures, maybe 10 figures.
I'm not gonna count your pockets, my bro.
I'm not gonna count your pockets, 13 figures, but it's a lot of figures, bro.
13, it's a lot of figures, big tour.
Not you opening, you headlining, we're not even there yet.
We're not just stand-up, yeah, hold on.
God did, God did.
Hold on, hold on.
There's a little rumor out there.
You're taking you're taking could have been records records live.
Wow, is this true?
Very true.
That's part of the show.
You're doing live could have been records at so it's stand-up and live could have been records.
People get to see the experience live.
Yes, people are going to audition for it.
Audition, it's American Idol.
Yes.
Through Truski.
That's fire.
That's better than show.
I heard that Jack Hollow was opening up for you.
Oh, that's what I heard.
Did they say that though?
That's what they're saying.
That's word on the street.
That's bullshit.
Would you let him?
I wouldn't let him.
You wouldn't let him.
I couldn't do that to my brother.
Would you let him audition?
Yes.
For records.
Yes.
That's what I was thinking.
I wouldn't let him audition.
You got to give him a deal, bro.
Yes.
Damn.
I wouldn't let him do that.
But you know, at the end of the day, I'm the CEO of this bitch, man.
Tell him.
He might make it.
He might not.
We're not just accepting just talent.
Uh-huh.
What they got is what they need.
What else they need?
Not too much.
Not too much.
I'll tell you that.
I'll tell you that.
They don't need too damn much.
Now, can I ask you something?
It ain't talent.
Ain't it always talent?
Have you set up any of these?
No, no.
The doodle one wasn't set up, bro.
Not 1%.
Not one.
Bro, you can't really set that up, bro.
Bro, my man was sick.
Let's just watch.
Let's just watch it.
Yeah, hell yeah.
You tell me this is this could have been recorded.
100%.
No, from up top, up top.
Do I like that?
What the fuck is in that corner?
Oh, my God.
You know what's crazy?
He had.
All right, so pause it, pause it, pause it.
He had like Hollister or Abercrombie on, right?
And I was like, yo, his fit is so whack.
I have to roast him right now.
And so when I was telling him, look, like, yo, pan the camera up, I really just was like, you just want to get it.
I was going to set him up to roast his outfit.
Yeah.
Bro, he pans it up, but he had accepted the live mid-shit.
So it just was one of those situations where it just was naturally, honestly, that actually blew up Could have been records like a motherfucker.
I'm actually thankful for that dude for me.
You got to bring him out for the watch.
I might bring him out with the shit that he had in the toilet.
I was going to say one thing that to me, the craziest part of that whole video, there's no toilet paper in that bowl.
Yeah, see?
So he was rapid.
A lot of people thought about that.
Singing.
A lot of people thought about that.
A lot of people thought about that after the case.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, damn.
Wow.
You got up with doodoo in your ass.
Oh, you got to sign him.
Yeah, you got to sign it.
I thought you.
I thought you.
Because you've done that before, right?
I thought to.
Like, if you don't have toilet paper, what do you do?
Damn, that's a good question.
I used to be on that type shit.
I used to be a no-toile paper.
Now, now I be doing that.
I'll be using.
What do you mean?
I used to be on that shit.
What you doing today?
What was that?
Like, back in the day, I used to be on that.
I'm ready to get a rash.
Like, I was down to get a rash back in the day.
But now, I've matured.
No, I've matured.
That's my question.
I've matured.
I mean, I used to be a no-toile paper.
But now I'm matured.
Can you explain what that means?
It hurts after a while.
The rash is a bitch.
So don't do it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't wait, wait, wait.
Hang on.
The pain in that issue.
So it was just, you were just too busy.
And it was like, nah, I don't got time for that shit.
Yeah.
A little bit of that and not giving a fuck.
A little bit of both.
What age?
What age range were you no toilet paper?
Eight, nine, ten.
Yeah, camp.
Camp years.
Camp time.
Camp years.
Camp Callius.
You need to.
You just defense.
Keep him away.
Yeah, you didn't hear something.
You were damming it up.
Nah, that wasn't the reason why.
Oh, I see what y'all doing.
Yeah, yeah.
Self-defense neck and self-preservation.
You guys are sick.
You got shit in your ass.
Yeah, you're right.
I didn't wipe my ass.
And then why'd you change?
Why would you convert it?
It's one of those things, man.
I think after a while, the ration kind of gets you, right?
Where's a man down?
The ration was ration.
It was ration, right?
They weren't getting on you.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, you know, well, yeah, that's typical fat nigga shit, though.
But you know, like, what?
Like, for real, that's typical fat niggas.
What do you mean by that?
They think fat people smell bad?
No, I mean, you know, when you younger, you fat niggas.
Bro, that shit regular.
You know what I'm saying?
That's shit.
You don't get to play with it.
But I feel that.
Yeah, you feel that, though.
You feel him.
It was always the fat nigga that's stinking.
We still play ball with the nigga.
You still play ball with that typical fat nigga that stinks like shit.
But it's like, that's like some regular shit.
That's some kids' shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're a fat nigga.
You young, nigga.
You stink like shit.
You smell like shit.
Niggas know you to smell like shit.
Niggas ain't gonna stop fucking with you because how many times you had ring word?
Damn, that's deep.
I don't think I ever, that was some white people's shit.
I never had a ring word.
Niggas had ring words.
Niggas had ring words.
I ain't had a ring worm.
I'll be the nigga right now.
I say right now, I never had a ringworm.
Really?
No.
So you just stopped that no, wiping your ass.
But the ring worm.
I don't think I never had a ringworm, though, for real, for real.
I never had a ringworm.
Nah.
Can you tell me how to get girls as a bigger guy?
Damn.
Like, is there a different way to go about it?
Because some guys, they're like really insecure about that.
You don't feel like, at least for me, it doesn't seem like you have any insecurity.
I think at one point, it's kind of like I knew.
See, what I used to do, I used to talk to all my homeboys' exes.
So they would talk to a girl and I would talk to that same bitch after they done with her.
So that was my little thing.
Like, I already know them.
I don't got it.
I don't got to really hop down.
You got intel with that?
You don't got.
No, they actually hated that shit.
But, of course, that nigga of the crew, you go in there and you just hop down on the, because you already know it.
You ain't got to bagger.
Think about it.
It's smart.
Think about it.
It's smart.
It's smart.
You ain't got to bag her.
You don't got to even approach her.
She knows what you is.
That's what I'm saying.
That's why he was going to snitch on this thread.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You want to meet my friend?
I'll introduce you to my friend.
Hold on, though.
Hold up.
It all makes me feel like she knows who you are already.
Yeah, we know that.
She's cute because one of your skinny nigga friends was on somewhere.
Right?
But maybe the girl likes you because your personality at the time is cool.
She wants to fucking with you because you want them fat niggas.
But that's what you got in your pocket.
What?
She knows your ass.
So boom.
Now you hit her with the you feel me?
Nah.
But when I let it break it down, so now you hit her with the like, bitch, I already know you.
I know shit about you.
I homeboyed and gave me the intel of what you like.
Oh, so you hitting her with shit in her mind.
She like, damn, how you know that?
Bitch, because you was my homeboy.
You knew I jerked off in the truck stop.
Like, what?
Yeah.
Not shit.
She knew about you.
That's what it is.
She's like, you knew about her.
You get what I'm saying?
No, we get what you're saying.
It's just chocolate.
This is smart.
You feel me?
Yeah, it's smart.
But it's foul on that.
The homeboy don't like it.
Yeah.
Wait, what the fuck?
That is not you right there.
All right.
I thought that's Sam J. Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, one goddamn shit.
Hold on, that was me, though.
That was me for sure.
Oh, my God.
That's me.
You had to do dirty man.
That was middle school right there.
So imagine you hook up with this dude, and all of a sudden this dude is hitting you up.
It's hitting her up.
That's Mr. and Missy Elliott.
I remember that white girl right there was like the most popular white girl in our school.
Is she white?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That girl right there.
She's white.
She looks like she's from White Chick.
I swear she was there at the junk when I was joking.
Nah, bro, that's Munch.
What's that girl's name?
Ice Ice?
That's Ice Fight.
No, that's all white.
You don't think Ice?
Spotted White.
That doesn't look white.
I ain't white girl.
That's black.
That girl's like a Scott White.
That's an Atlanta white.
That's it.
Yeah, yeah.
You think that's a Colorado white?
What was that?
I don't think that is.
I swear to God, it's a white girl.
Her name's like Lauren, I think.
Lauren Hill.
Lauren Hill Black.
I remember that girl.
She was very popular when we were.
She got the Jay Len.
Oh, that's.
She was like the go-to girl that all the other dudes wanted for real, for real.
She was the number one girl.
She was like top.
She was like top three.
You should shout the school.
No, I never really shot myself.
One of my homeboys didn't talk to her.
Yeah.
If one of your homeboys saw it, then you would have.
Then I probably would have followed up.
Yo, can I just ask you a question?
Like, is that a shell necklace?
Yeah, that's that.
That's the shark tooth.
That's that shark tooth shit.
We actually used to be.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, man.
We actually used to.
I'd be wearing shark to see.
Back then in the day, I even said it on my page.
Back then, that was like having like a gold necklace.
That was.
That was like having a bust-down watch.
For real.
You said it was a good shit.
You had that white shark tooth shit.
See, people don't know about it.
Like back in the day, everybody was wearing Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch, you know, Apostle.
I think the American Eagle that got the actual gold chain is like where yo, white nigga's above everybody.
No, I didn't write this.
I didn't write this.
It's somebody else's yearbook.
Okay, gang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's wild, dog.
Yeah, I didn't write that.
Does Jerry say juke?
Nah, it says, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, we got to.
I look like Drew to be, bro.
It says, yeah, that's an A.
I look like a J.
No, we tell you.
We're telling Kanye.
We love to have you.
We're telling Kanye.
Wow, dude.
Nah, but yeah, no, these this is broken.
I'm just this was a hell of a time for real, for real.
That was high school, yeah.
No, that was middle school.
Oh, that was middle school, yeah, middle school.
Oh, wow.
High school, they stopped the whole black boy, white boy swag after a while.
Y'all know about black boy, white boy, swag, do you?
No, what's that?
It was like this thing that everybody was doing.
Like you don't know about Travis Porter, do you?
No, it's a rap group that started Black Boy, White Boy Swag.
It was like they mixing the swag of each race together and putting it in one.
Okay.
So that's why I was wearing the shark.
You only named two races.
What did you take from Mexicans?
People, no, no, no, I think they had their own shit, though.
They had their own swag and shit.
The Mexicans used to be wearing only Air Apostle.
They only wore Air Apostle.
Yeah, yeah.
How'd they pronounce it?
Interesting question.
He tries to set you up.
That was an interesting question.
I always wonder.
It's just a great question.
Just for fun.
Yeah, that's a great question.
We'd have to ask one of them.
Yeah, we will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Black Boy, White Boy swag.
That was a thing.
And so the White Boy swag was the Shark's Tooth necklace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the Hollister and shit.
And then, like, the black swag that you mixed with that, you'll have like you'll have like some ripped jeans and shit.
Then you'll sag them.
Yeah, you know.
Some shit like that.
Yeah, he gets it.
Can you objectively tell me which person that you volume for has the most beautiful women in the crowd?
Damn.
Would that be insulting to one of them?
I mean, it's pretty obvious.
I think it's Chris, right?
Like, yeah, Chris Brown for sure.
Chris Brown, for sure.
Is it crazy?
Black Boy White Boy Swag00:13:49
J. Cole got those dudes that are like fucking diehard fans.
Yeah.
Gazing in your eyes, like just, you know, the weirdos who are like 40 years old that love lyrics, you know.
Like, you wouldn't want to go to a J. Cole show with the women.
You're not looking for women there, honestly.
For real, for real.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's one of those places.
Like, but Chris Brown, Chris Brown.
Yeah.
Greatest performer you've ever seen.
I'd agree.
Yes.
To date that I've seen like in real life.
In real life, yes.
Yeah.
Outside of like Michael Jackson, I didn't see him perform.
Yeah.
But just unreal talent, right?
Unreal, bro.
He literally did like 20 spins in a row on stage, like sweat flying everywhere.
Yeah.
And he just continued to spin.
Yeah.
And I was like, yo, I don't even know how this guy is continuing to spin.
Yeah.
How do you continue to spin?
Did you see the Michael Jackson tribute that they actually didn't let him perform?
No, no.
They videotaped it still.
Like he's watching online.
Yeah, so he was supposed to perform at, I think, the AMAs or something like that.
Yeah.
He's going to do a Michael Jackson tribute.
He would have hewed it.
Fucking bodied it.
Something.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He like mixes probably like 10 different songs together.
Dude, son of shit.
It's incredible.
I've seen, I've seen videos.
There's videos of him doing, like, because in his old tours, he would do a Michael Jackson song.
Yeah.
And he'll do the whole dance and everything like that.
And he's just...
Some, but this blend was unbelievable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's the first person that hit you up that from your schedule, you were like, oh shit, this is popping.
Ooh.
Damn.
Or was there like a moment where you're like, oh, I fucking made it?
Damn.
I think Puff hit me up and I was pretty amazed.
Like, damn, because I used to watch all his motivational shit that he would post.
So I would always rip all his motivational videos off his page and like keep them in my phone and look at them in the morning, go work out, like be motivated, and then not give a fuck an hour later.
But you know what I'm saying?
But like, I really was like, he was one of those dudes that, like, I don't know.
So when he hit me up, or whoever DM me from his page, because he got like 20 people that run his page.
But yeah.
And then when I met him in person, it was just like, damn, like, yo, you really know who the fuck I am.
Like, I really was motivated by you.
So I think he was one of those early ones, too.
You still get nervous when you like meet a big celebrity, like if you meet Drake or something for the first time?
Yeah, not as much as I used to, but I think the respect level is still very high, though.
Yeah, I still, you know, when you talk to somebody that you really looked up to, hell yeah.
So I can't really, it's 50-50.
It just depends on who it is.
Yeah, bro.
It always depends on who it is.
There's that video of Diddy closing a deal on the phone.
Have you seen that?
I actually ripped that and said, I mean, it's just, my favorite part of the video is he slams the phone, starts throwing shit around.
Nobody can stop me.
And then he realized the phone might not be hung up.
He just hangs his shit.
Nah, but Diddy is Diddy's just like raw, pure energy, unstoppable flow of energy.
You see him speak, and it's like, oh, I can see why he could walk into any room and convince people that he would be the person that could take their brand to the next level.
Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck, bro.
Like, even we, I was around him for a couple days.
We were at his house.
We're trying to shoot this commercial.
And he's just one of those people.
Like, he doesn't give a fuck, bro.
Like, he's just constantly running around, yelling shit.
And, like, I don't know.
He's honestly like, he's a one of one.
I've never seen nobody else act like how he does.
Oh, really?
He's intimidating.
You know, seemed like he got a lot of people.
He can be, yeah.
I think his mate service ladies are definitely fucking scared of him.
Really?
But he, but nah, he's a great guy.
Like, he just keeps everybody on eggshells, which works for him.
You know what I'm saying?
It didn't work for everybody, but it works for him.
I've always heard that same thing.
It's like he keeps everybody on point.
He just expects everybody to be performing.
100% all the time.
All the time.
My everybody around him.
He had me perform in front of him and like his, like, it was like 50 people in a room.
And he had me coming there.
It was early, like, when I was doing like skits and stuff.
And he had me present.
Like, he's like, present like your funniest shit.
Tell us what you want to do.
And show us.
Like, I think I had, that's when Could have been records was just popping off.
It was new.
And I had to like present all this shit.
So wait, you performed in front of him?
It was kind of like a performance slash me showing some of my clips on like a like a board kind of like how he just pulled up like clips.
Yeah, it was just me doing that.
It was, it was, it was just like, he's dope.
He's known for that, though.
Yeah.
I don't really remember.
It was, it was a long time ago.
I think I showed some of my could have been records clips, but it wasn't even all my good shit, like how y'all would just show him.
It was like early on shit, and they thought it was hilarious.
And then I said a couple jokes.
They thought that was funny too.
What are you doing?
Like, I'm curious, even opening for Chris Brown when you first started, or whoever you started with, even you weren't doing stand-up.
So what do you do when you go out there?
I was just telling stories.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At the time, yeah, I was just telling stories.
You're talking about when I was on Chris Brown's tour.
Yeah, or whoever was.
Yeah, when I was on Chris Brown on the tour, I did more could have been.
And when I was on J. Cole's tour, I kind of did like a mixture of like turning up the crowd and like doing funny reactional shit and just fucking with the crowd.
Like, so I would say funny shit to whatever city I'm in.
I would like just shit on the city.
Yeah, like kind of shit on the city, but also like talk to the people in the crowd, talk about whatever they shit that they know just to like understand.
We would just play music there and do crowd work.
Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
Doing crowd work for real, for real.
What's up?
That's crazy.
No material.
It was just like.
That's crazy.
Super charismatic.
You're great at skits, sketches.
You're great at stand-up.
Like, fucking, how do you have time to get good at so many different things?
I'm still getting good at stand-up.
I ain't fully mastered that.
That's one of those things.
That takes time, man.
It takes a lot of time.
It takes time on stage.
But I want to conquer that shit, and I will.
You know what I'm saying?
But I think, I don't know, man.
My mom had me do all this shit that I was just explaining to y'all, like karate, fucking instruments, piano, bass plan, all this shit.
Just all, like I was telling y'all, like, it's just all added up and has become one big thing.
But I look back at these videos and seeing all the shit that I did, it's like, damn, bro, all this shit is the reason why I do what I do now.
How'd you link with J. Cole in the first place?
Damn, how did that happen?
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
I think he reached out to me.
Yeah, one of the two, I think he reached out to me and told me that he wanted, they needed a host for the show.
And that shit was a blessing for real.
21 Savage was on that tour, too.
Oh, shit.
Did he remember you from the party?
No recollection at all.
21.
Can you do it?
Do something from it.
That was crazy, bro.
How do you come up with the sketch ideas?
Is it all you or a team?
Yeah, no, I have a team as well.
But I think we just live life, bro.
Just like how we come up with how any other comic comes to comedy.
I think you live life, you go through shit, and real life scenarios are behind all this shit that you're doing.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's the best I can explain it.
But I think when some of my boys go through shit or somebody on my team goes through something, they'll be like, yo, I find this so funny.
And like, this is so funny.
We should reenact this.
Or maybe I'll do that and tell them, like, how do y'all feel about this?
This is super funny.
I just went through this today on the train or I was at a party and this happened or, you know, just, you know, either we'll make it like a stand-up joke or we'll make it like a skit.
You know, it just depends on the scenario.
It's good.
You're using the things here, life.
It's cool to see your trajectory, man.
It's a very, you're in a very unique space.
People tell me that.
I wonder what that means.
I don't really know.
I think it's very rare that you see somebody that has like made it online that is also partnering with these massive brands.
Because a lot of times online, there's a looseness and oftentimes like a line crossing that happens because there isn't like a traditional border.
If you came up like in sitcoms, well, yeah, you're not going to say anything too fucked up.
You're in a sitcom, you know.
But you've managed to be like in inside culture and like hip-hop culture while also being able to like work with fucking Pepsi.
Like that's rare, dude.
That's a super rare position.
So when I'm seeing all these things, it makes sense for it, but it's not that many people can do it.
Because I'm sure Pepsi goes, oh, I'd love to do something with Lil Dirk or something.
And then somebody at the brand goes, he might have been involved in some nefarious activities.
And then they go, oh, okay.
So it's like you're managing being cool to the people.
The people fuck with you while also being able to work with brands.
Very rare, dude.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
Yeah.
That means a lot.
Let's clap it up for that.
Yeah, yeah, Would you ever try to go back on the road with Jack?
Like, could you see that?
Yeah, I think, I think me and him talked about it last year.
We definitely want to do something like that, like a tour that has me and him coming.
What about a, I don't know if I'm, I don't, you know, I don't know, like a project or something like that.
Yeah, no, we, we also, we also have a movie in the works right now.
I didn't want to say nothing.
Yeah, no, it's being written.
I can talk about it tonight.
It's being written.
And I remember we were doing that, the White Man Can't Jump 2.
Yeah.
And Jack was telling me.
He told me about you.
He was like, bro, he said he came on the set every single day.
He said, you are insanely hilarious.
He said, every time he came on there, he said, you were making somebody laugh on set about anything.
It could be anything.
That's the only movie that's happening.
What part did you play now?
I play a guy that's selling steroids and shit to the people in the gym.
Oh, shit.
So just like kind of like a douchey gym, bro.
Yeah.
And, but the character I kind of made, like, Jack, I'm like his biggest fan.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So it's kind of silly.
So we had fun, but Jack, Jack was good about it.
But yeah, he was telling you guys to work on a project.
And I was like, okay, I like to see it because, you know, like we've, everything that we've created, we're all friends.
Like, we, your friends.
I mean, it was my first friend in comedy.
I went to college with that guy right there, the guy who does our ads.
I know, so I'm 13 years old.
So it's like coming up with your guys and continuing to create with your guys for me, I think, is the greatest blessing of all.
Yes.
Because it's easy to get very isolated in this business.
And people go, okay, I want you to do this.
I want you to do that movie.
And it's fun that you're doing movies because you're getting all the success.
But you got to really also.
You got to put a pen to paper.
But also, like, there's a lot of downtime in movies.
Don't you want to spend that with the people you really care about?
Or a bunch of strangers.
You know what I'm saying?
And I think that's a lot of times what happens to people who get success and they kind of like become weirdos.
They lost the people that treat them as a regular guy, not as a person.
I think Adam Sandler did it best.
He started his own.
He's a guy that I love that.
Bro, I literally look at that.
I go, you know, he films them in Hawaii because he just likes being in Hawaii.
So him and his boys just go to Hawaii.
They make the movie.
They keep a half court on set so they could all play three on three in between shoes.
Like, I'm like, this is the dream.
Season one about going on vacation in Africa with Drew Barrymore.
My wife loves it.
I forget the name, but I was like, I think this guy just wants blended.
I think this guy just wanted to go to Africa and film a movie while he's there.
There's a, I always mention Oceans 11 on here, but Oceans 12, the way that they pitched the movie to George Clooney and all those dudes, they're like, yo, don't y'all just all want to go hang out at George George's lake house in Lake Coma?
We all go stay there and then we'll film the rest of Europe.
And all the guys who are friends were like, man, all right, fine, let's do it.
Isn't that the better way to create shit?
Yeah.
I mean, once you get to that level, of course.
But when Jack told me that you guys were working on that, I was like, man, good.
Especially being on tour early on, like on the come up.
Yeah.
Like, what was it about Jack when you guys were on tour that you were like, oh, I know this kid's going to be a fucking star?
Me and him used to have these really, really long talks.
Like, like everybody on the bus would be like asleep, and like Jack would just be up like writing.
And maybe I'm up writing in a notebook as well, like about shit.
And we'll just connect and he'll be like, bro, like, what do you really want to do?
Like, and we're on, like, we'll go from like, be going from New Mexico to like Arizona.
It'd be like a long ass drive.
And we'll just be talking about all our goals.
And it all matched up.
Like, he said all the shit that he ended up doing.
You know what I'm saying?
Currently, I said all the shit that I ended up doing currently as well.
And looking back at it, it's like, damn, we really sat and talked about this shit on a bus.
It was a bullshit bus, too.
Like, it was like hella bunks, but not enough space for all the bunks that they had in there.
Like, it's some bullshit, bro.
Yeah.
Like, it's just crazy to think back.
Like, damn, I even have videos when I think it's a video of me and him talking before we, we were at his parents' house before the tour even started on that little small bus.
And his little brother was recording it.
He was like, man, this shit's going to be so huge one day.
He was like, me and you, we're going to be a big deal, bro.
And it's crazy because he sent me that video like a couple weeks ago.
And I was like, damn.
Chill, but you actually still have the video.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's crazy.
And he was like, bro, when we, this video, this is going to be the type of video we have in a documentary one day.
I was just like, yeah, for real.
Yeah.
It's some crazy shit.
Be honest, though.
Was he a good wingman?
He's usually for self.
That motherfucker.
That other right there is different, bro.
But he's using for some of them.
He's got a game, though.
He's got a game.
Yeah, he's got, bro, his game is different.
Well, when he breaks up with those girls, you can.
Yeah, yeah, that's usually going to be my strategy.
That's what I was planning on doing.
Yeah.
All right, listen, before we get out of here, I just want you to tell everybody where they can get tickets to the tour.
I'm excited.
I'm coming to the beacon.
Yes.
When you perform in New York, I saw I'm pulling up.
I'm not singing.
I'm not doing none of that shit.
I'm not auditioning for shit.
But I will come.
I'm going to support.
100%.
We're going to be in there.
I know if the guys are in town, they'll also pull up.
But where can they get all tickets?
Y'all can get all tickets at forlifersworld.com.
They will be on sale.
By the time this comes out, it'll be on sale everywhere.