Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Britney Griner freed & Elon Boo’d at Dave Chappelle show
Aired: 2022-12-13
Duration: 02:12:41


=== Saturday Changed My Life (15:13) ===

[00:00:00]  What's up everybody?
[00:00:00]  Welcome to Flagrant.
[00:00:02]  Listen, Saturday changed the trajectory of my life.
[00:00:04]  Okay.
[00:00:05]  I went to a soccer bar, a football bar, if you will, a football club.
[00:00:09]  I don't even know if I'm allowed to share what this place is.
[00:00:12]  Shout out to Kyle Martino and his place at 141 Christie.
[00:00:16]  If we weren't allowed to say that, that's my bad.
[00:00:19]  And if we are, you're welcome for the free promo.
[00:00:21]  You got an absolutely amazing establishment.
[00:00:23]  And we went there to watch the Morocco Christian Ronaldo game.
[00:00:28]  Yeah.
[00:00:28]  Okay.
[00:00:28]  We don't give a fuck about nobody else on Portugal.
[00:00:31]  Maybe Pepe, shout out to you still playing.
[00:00:34]  Because I used to use him back in the day.
[00:00:36]  That motherfucker been playing for 20 years.
[00:00:37]  Yeah, long time.
[00:00:38]  Long time.
[00:00:39]  Okay.
[00:00:39]  Madrid used to play for Madrid.
[00:00:42]  Okay.
[00:00:42]  So Pepe, I watched Cristian Ronaldo.
[00:00:46]  Uh-huh.
[00:00:46]  Drum it up.
[00:00:48]  You know, and I saw my Moroccan people.
[00:00:50]  I saw Moroccan people there.
[00:00:51]  I saw my North Africans there.
[00:00:53]  And they were so fucking happy about this victory.
[00:00:57]  Okay.
[00:00:57]  It was unbelievable.
[00:00:59]  I've never seen a joy like this.
[00:01:01]  And I was taken aback, man.
[00:01:04]  Not only was I taken aback, I was taking it forward.
[00:01:07]  I was taking it back.
[00:01:08]  I was taking it forward.
[00:01:09]  I was taking side to side.
[00:01:11]  Everything, everything you could possibly take into, I was except one thing.
[00:01:15]  What?
[00:01:16]  I wasn't taking to Morocco.
[00:01:18]  And that felt, it felt like someone was missing.
[00:01:21]  Wow.
[00:01:22]  They asked me, they go, Schultz, do you want to go to Qatar to watch the World Cup?
[00:01:26]  I said, I don't need to be in Qatar.
[00:01:28]  Is Qatar in it?
[00:01:29]  No.
[00:01:30]  What the fuck am I going to Qatar for if you're not in it?
[00:01:32]  I want to be with the people.
[00:01:34]  I want to be with my people.
[00:01:35]  I want to be the people that are going to be moved by victory or defeat.
[00:01:39]  Yes.
[00:01:40]  So you know what we're going to do, boys?
[00:01:42]  You already do know because we discussed it for about an hour before this goddamn podcast.
[00:01:46]  We're going to fucking Morocco, boy.
[00:01:53]  Ya la la la.
[00:01:54]  Yes.
[00:01:55]  Ya la la la.
[00:01:56]  We're coming to motherfucking Morocco.
[00:01:58]  We're going to Marrakesh.
[00:02:00]  Okay.
[00:02:00]  We're going to the land of Dove's people.
[00:02:03]  Okay.
[00:02:03]  We're going there.
[00:02:05]  And by that, I mean the Moroccan people, not the Jews.
[00:02:08]  Because it's very clear, based on this World Cup, whose side Morocco's on when it comes to the Israel Palestine Conference.
[00:02:15]  Yeah, Allah has helped him in a few games this season.
[00:02:17]  Yes, I don't know if it's the God of Abraham.
[00:02:20]  Dude, it's so funny.
[00:02:21]  Every time Morocco scores, Dub gets so excited, and then there's a giant Palestinian flag that just to immediately fake a smile in support of his brethren.
[00:02:32]  The point is, we're going to Morocco.
[00:02:35]  We're going to see where your family used to live.
[00:02:37]  Okay.
[00:02:38]  Mama.
[00:02:39]  Mama.
[00:02:40]  Okay.
[00:02:40]  We're going to see where they used to run the ports.
[00:02:42]  The Jews used to run the ports.
[00:02:44]  Okay.
[00:02:44]  You didn't know that?
[00:02:45]  No.
[00:02:45]  What happened to them after that?
[00:02:47]  They went to another place.
[00:02:49]  Why?
[00:02:49]  Well, Marrakesh isn't by a port.
[00:02:50]  All right, wherever the fuck Marrakesh is.
[00:02:52]  We're going to Marrakesh and we're going as a family.
[00:02:56]  Okay.
[00:02:56]  Some people aren't part of the family, Miles and Shube, but the rest of us.
[00:03:00]  Listen, Miles got episodes to get out.
[00:03:02]  This episode right now is out because Miles is not in Morocco.
[00:03:05]  Thank you, Miles.
[00:03:06]  Hey, Miles.
[00:03:06]  Thank you, Miles.
[00:03:07]  Miles.
[00:03:10]  Miles.
[00:03:11]  Miles almost got a free trip.
[00:03:12]  This guy's brilliant.
[00:03:13]  I was saying, yo, we should go to Morocco for this thing.
[00:03:16]  And Miles goes, I got a great idea.
[00:03:18]  Great idea.
[00:03:18]  Okay.
[00:03:18]  Why don't half of us go to Morocco?
[00:03:20]  Good idea.
[00:03:21]  And then the other half go to France.
[00:03:23]  Still a great idea.
[00:03:24]  Shifty will go to Morocco with you.
[00:03:27]  I'll go to France with Mark.
[00:03:29]  Yes.
[00:03:30]  So he almost.
[00:03:30]  That's actually a sick idea to be able to do that.
[00:03:32]  But that's where he lost it.
[00:03:33]  When he positioned himself to go to Paris, you were like, you know, because you need somebody to film what's going on.
[00:03:38]  But you almost lost it too.
[00:03:40]  I almost lost it when he was.
[00:03:41]  He tried to get almost a better idea.
[00:03:42]  I was like, I don't need to come to Morocco.
[00:03:45]  And now he got his little Moroccan pants on.
[00:03:46]  He's on all in.
[00:03:48]  He's trying to get.
[00:03:48]  Even though they're not.
[00:03:49]  They ain't got Al's ticket yet, to be honest.
[00:03:52]  I got four stocks on the way to Morocco.
[00:03:53]  Hey, hey, hey.
[00:03:54]  He's taking the Greyhounds.
[00:03:56]  I'll take the Greyhound of Morocco.
[00:03:57]  That's a fact.
[00:03:58]  You might not make it after this comment.
[00:04:00]  Moroccans are cheaters, bro.
[00:04:01]  Wow.
[00:04:02]  Whoa.
[00:04:03]  Wait, how?
[00:04:04]  I think they paid off their coach to keep Ronaldo out.
[00:04:10]  With what money?
[00:04:11]  Yeah, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:14]  Son, you think that?
[00:04:15]  Yeah, but also correct.
[00:04:17]  My racism is active.
[00:04:18]  No, no, no.
[00:04:20]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:20]  Keep talking that shit.
[00:04:21]  They turned him out the game before.
[00:04:23]  And it actually kind of backfired because they took him out.
[00:04:26]  What do you mean they took him out?
[00:04:27]  The guy who replaced him had a hat-trick.
[00:04:29]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:04:29]  That's how it backfired.
[00:04:30]  I'm saying they paid the coach to blow this shit because they didn't want Portugal.
[00:04:36]  Yo, I'm telling you.
[00:04:37]  I'm telling you.
[00:04:37]  Yo, yo, listen, punch him in his side of his head.
[00:04:43]  You don't take the nicest nigga in the world out the World Cup.
[00:04:47]  But he's not that nice anymore.
[00:04:48]  Yes, he is.
[00:04:49]  No, he's not.
[00:04:50]  He's not down.
[00:04:50]  He's on the come down.
[00:04:51]  They're giving him 300 million.
[00:04:53]  I'm blinded by his good looks, Alice.
[00:04:54]  I don't blame you, but it's not correct.
[00:04:56]  This is something that I do under listening to you.
[00:04:58]  You don't think this doesn't mean Nick plays good?
[00:04:59]  No, no, no.
[00:05:00]  That's not exactly how it works.
[00:05:01]  It's not female volleyball.
[00:05:03]  Okay.
[00:05:03]  Listen, the reality is close to it.
[00:05:05]  There's this, remember the journalist in Qatar that ended up dying?
[00:05:09]  The American journalist?
[00:05:09]  Grant Wall.
[00:05:10]  Not Khashoggi, motherfucker.
[00:05:11]  That's a different Middle Eastern people.
[00:05:13]  You're coming in hot.
[00:05:14]  We're going to the Lions Den right now.
[00:05:16]  I don't know who we're talking about.
[00:05:17]  Who are you talking about?
[00:05:18]  I'm talking about Grant Wall.
[00:05:20]  Oh, yeah.
[00:05:20]  Grant Wall came out with the LGBQ.
[00:05:23]  Okay.
[00:05:23]  Shout out Graham Wizard.
[00:05:25]  The greatest.
[00:05:26]  What are they?
[00:05:26]  Homonyms?
[00:05:29]  Acronyms?
[00:05:30]  Acronyms.
[00:05:31]  I knew it was a nymph.
[00:05:32]  I thought she was a pseudonym.
[00:05:34]  I'm trying to judge you now.
[00:05:35]  That was pseudonyms?
[00:05:37]  That's a homonym.
[00:05:38]  That's not a homonym.
[00:05:39]  He got the greatest homonyms.
[00:05:40]  He does have the greatest homonyms.
[00:05:42]  But yeah, what was he saying?
[00:05:43]  Oh, yeah.
[00:05:44]  The rainbows.
[00:05:45]  The rainbows.
[00:05:46]  So he came out in support of the rainbows, and then he got some respiratory illness, and then now he's dead while he was outside.
[00:05:52]  That's the real thing.
[00:05:53]  He said he got bronze, and then he had a cardiac arrest.
[00:05:55]  Cardiac arrest, heart attack.
[00:05:56]  Sucks.
[00:05:57]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:05:58]  It is a little bit suspect.
[00:06:00]  That being said, after hearing your awful opinion, I go, oh, I see why you want to murder people when they say dumb stuff.
[00:06:08]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:06:10]  That was the first time I ever felt Qatari.
[00:06:13]  Honestly, you've acted so much more Middle Eastern the past couple days.
[00:06:16]  Yeah, dude.
[00:06:16]  It's crazy.
[00:06:20]  Oh, sick.
[00:06:21]  Like, in what way?
[00:06:22]  Careful with the hoods on these Moroccan birds.
[00:06:24]  I'm going to point his point out.
[00:06:26]  I'm pointing it down.
[00:06:27]  Because then the hood has black in it.
[00:06:29]  What are we worried about?
[00:06:30]  Son is a quilted garment shit he got on here right now.
[00:06:33]  You don't think I'm killing himself?
[00:06:36]  I saw your outfit, but you actually do look kind of quick.
[00:06:38]  I'm not going to.
[00:06:39]  Today I killed it.
[00:06:39]  Yeah, I did.
[00:06:40]  You wore this during the game, and then the last time I see you, you're also wearing it.
[00:06:43]  I haven't taken it off.
[00:06:44]  My wife hasn't stopped cleaning and cooking, too.
[00:06:46]  So it's an interesting thing to put her.
[00:06:48]  Once she's an interesting thing that happened.
[00:06:50]  Are you putting her in a specific outfit?
[00:06:52]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:06:53]  She looks like she's scuba diving.
[00:06:54]  But the reality is, she's not scuba diving at all.
[00:06:56]  She's just keeping the house good.
[00:06:57]  That's all.
[00:06:58]  Great thing.
[00:06:58]  It's funny.
[00:06:59]  So we went to brunch the other day for Shu's birthday.
[00:07:01]  Shout out.
[00:07:01]  Happy birthday to Shu.
[00:07:02]  Happy birthday, Shu.
[00:07:03]  Happy birthday, Shube.
[00:07:04]  I don't know why we're looking at Shift.
[00:07:07]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:08]  You're welcome.
[00:07:09]  Dude, where did he take us?
[00:07:11]  Slop Shack.
[00:07:12]  Wasn't it?
[00:07:14]  Wasn't it?
[00:07:14]  It's like a Lebanese.
[00:07:15]  It's just a Lebanese restaurant.
[00:07:16]  It's a good Lebanese restaurant.
[00:07:18]  Called Slop Shack.
[00:07:19]  That's right.
[00:07:20]  Dude, remember that?
[00:07:20]  It was a good Lebanese restaurant.
[00:07:22]  Remember when the waiter came over and she was like, you just got to punch the slop and then lick it off your knuckles?
[00:07:26]  Do you remember that?
[00:07:27]  No, I don't know.
[00:07:27]  That's not a problem.
[00:07:28]  That's what she said.
[00:07:29]  She was like the crevices that you used to be.
[00:07:31]  No, she was like, this is spoon.
[00:07:34]  This is spoon.
[00:07:35]  Lebanese people don't eat with their hands.
[00:07:36]  Say this?
[00:07:37]  There's just a regular Lebanese restaurant.
[00:07:38]  I don't choose Lebanese or not.
[00:07:40]  Nah, real Africans eat with their hands.
[00:07:42]  Oh.
[00:07:42]  They're not real Africans.
[00:07:44]  Oh, that's a good point.
[00:07:45]  Lebanese?
[00:07:46]  He's a Middle Eastern Lebanese.
[00:07:48]  You know what?
[00:07:49]  I was going on Morocco.
[00:07:50]  My brain was still Morocco, but whatever.
[00:07:52]  Sometimes we shoot.
[00:07:53]  We're North Africans, bro.
[00:07:55]  McGrebby.
[00:07:56]  We're McGrebby's, right, though?
[00:07:58]  We're from McGregor's all day.
[00:07:59]  Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco.
[00:08:01]  Let's go.
[00:08:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:08:03]  Nah, fuck.
[00:08:03]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:08:04]  Now we take it.
[00:08:05]  We take it.
[00:08:05]  We're taking you for now.
[00:08:06]  If you win.
[00:08:07]  If you win, you're African.
[00:08:08]  If you lose, we're already one step ahead of the other three African crimes.
[00:08:13]  You're not even African.
[00:08:14]  Bro, this your first thing.
[00:08:16]  Do you see that?
[00:08:17]  Do you see that?
[00:08:18]  I'm African.
[00:08:18]  Yo, low-key.
[00:08:19]  I'm grandfathered in.
[00:08:20]  You could be Indian, son.
[00:08:24]  That was a good idea.
[00:08:25]  Yo, that was so disrespectful, bro.
[00:08:27]  Why is that disrespectful?
[00:08:28]  That's so disrespectful, bro.
[00:08:29]  No, I'm being that.
[00:08:30]  That's African.
[00:08:31]  Yeah, I think for an Indian.
[00:08:32]  You have a problem.
[00:08:33]  Are you saying Native American Indian?
[00:08:35]  No, no, no.
[00:08:36]  Indian from India.
[00:08:38]  But you said it fucked dirt.
[00:08:39]  I don't want to be those people.
[00:08:41]  I would never.
[00:08:41]  That's what you say.
[00:08:42]  I learned all my mud.
[00:08:45]  Mud is that dirt is dry.
[00:08:47]  All my Indian.
[00:08:49]  If they want to fuck something dry, they do their women, bro.
[00:08:56]  We're going there.
[00:08:56]  Stop.
[00:08:58]  It stings less when you're African.
[00:08:59]  Not that you're African at all.
[00:09:01]  No, I'm African.
[00:09:01]  It's okay, bro.
[00:09:03]  It's just Brown's on the brown.
[00:09:05]  You know?
[00:09:06]  I'm going to the motherland, so I'm happy about that.
[00:09:09]  Shout out to us.
[00:09:10]  Y'all are stressing over there.
[00:09:11]  Yeah, what prompted this decision?
[00:09:12]  Because literally four days ago, we were not going anywhere.
[00:09:15]  We're all going to just relax in New York City.
[00:09:17]  We did this four days ago.
[00:09:18]  You mean yesterday?
[00:09:19]  Yeah, maybe two days ago.
[00:09:20]  It was the three guys sitting in front of us when we were at 141 Christie.
[00:09:24]  Sorry if I can't say this.
[00:09:25]  It's like a private football club.
[00:09:27]  Oh.
[00:09:27]  Yeah.
[00:09:28]  Yeah.
[00:09:28]  Damn.
[00:09:29]  I don't think you can go there.
[00:09:30]  What do you mean, me?
[00:09:31]  It just makes it more expensive.
[00:09:33]  Why can't I go there?
[00:09:33]  Just lay.
[00:09:34]  Like, okay, you walked in with him.
[00:09:36]  That's why you're not.
[00:09:37]  They would ask me trivia.
[00:09:38]  Mark was getting exposed.
[00:09:40]  When we went to the France game, Mark was getting exposed.
[00:09:43]  He don't know shit, right?
[00:09:44]  What do you mean?
[00:09:44]  It's not talking.
[00:09:46]  He was like saying things that I saw.
[00:09:47]  People get a side eye.
[00:09:48]  Like, stop.
[00:09:49]  This guy don't know nothing about Team France.
[00:09:51]  Son, that was happening when he was here.
[00:09:53]  He was late, bro.
[00:09:54]  He was like, no shit.
[00:09:56]  It's alle la bleu, bro.
[00:09:58]  Like, he had to correct you on how to cheer for your motherfuckers.
[00:10:01]  Nah, we're going to Paris.
[00:10:02]  I'm diverting our flight.
[00:10:03]  Miles you're in.
[00:10:05]  Miles you're in.
[00:10:06]  Miles, we're going to Paris, bro.
[00:10:08]  I'm going to get the flight to land.
[00:10:09]  It is.
[00:10:10]  You're rich, fuck the whites.
[00:10:13]  You can't like that.
[00:10:14]  These whites, bro.
[00:10:14]  Nah, I like that.
[00:10:16]  Yeah, son.
[00:10:17]  This outfit right here.
[00:10:18]  Nah, bro.
[00:10:19]  What these bitches crying about?
[00:10:21]  Nah, bro.
[00:10:22]  You're not supposed to wear it.
[00:10:22]  Is that a woman's outfit?
[00:10:23]  That's not it.
[00:10:25]  That's not it.
[00:10:25]  This is not it.
[00:10:26]  Why not?
[00:10:26]  I saw your story and shit like that.
[00:10:28]  Here, and then maybe it's a woman's outfit.
[00:10:29]  Yeah, that is right.
[00:10:30]  You're right.
[00:10:30]  I had to ask your shorty, did she dress you that day?
[00:10:33]  Because I was about to like rip it, but I didn't want to disrespect her.
[00:10:36]  Okay.
[00:10:36]  And once she said, like, nah, he put that on after, I was like, oh, thank God.
[00:10:40]  Why do you think this isn't it?
[00:10:41]  It ain't.
[00:10:42]  We're going to a place where this is where they dress.
[00:10:44]  Yeah, the way you did it wasn't it.
[00:10:47]  So maybe it's just you.
[00:10:48]  By the way, he's going to spend his whole time looking for the most fire version of this.
[00:10:52]  I do it real good.
[00:10:53]  It's good, though.
[00:10:54]  It's not that.
[00:10:55]  What do you do good?
[00:10:56]  I do it good, bro.
[00:10:57]  Come on.
[00:10:58]  Instagram girl exclaims you.
[00:11:00]  Only when I go to LA so I don't have to pass.
[00:11:03]  Only when I go to LA.
[00:11:05]  You did that to you.
[00:11:06]  You did.
[00:11:06]  You did it on different.
[00:11:08]  The guy got not a single dog.
[00:11:10]  I like to pack when I go to LA.
[00:11:12]  So yo, shout out, Julian.
[00:11:13]  That's my hat.
[00:11:14]  Is it my sneakers?
[00:11:15]  Is it the 90s?
[00:11:17]  Is it the 90s stuff?
[00:11:21]  If you ever wore a hat that doesn't match this, this guy's 30 dresses like he's 70.
[00:11:24]  Stop it.
[00:11:24]  Come on, bro.
[00:11:26]  This guy.
[00:11:27]  Every day he comes in here.
[00:11:28]  It's going to work, Al.
[00:11:29]  Explain it.
[00:11:30]  This guy killed it with the who.
[00:11:32]  We know.
[00:11:32]  I'm battling right now.
[00:11:33]  Why not throw a who?
[00:11:35]  Why y'all know who I came from?
[00:11:36]  If they don't know.
[00:11:38]  We don't know who out there.
[00:11:40]  I didn't learn who.
[00:11:42]  You know what?
[00:11:43]  You got it.
[00:11:43]  Good.
[00:11:44]  You got it.
[00:11:46]  You know what you fucked up?
[00:11:47]  You said 30.
[00:11:48]  He's damn near 40.
[00:11:49]  Yeah.
[00:11:50]  He's 40 dresses.
[00:11:52]  Trying to make the like the I was confused.
[00:11:56]  I was like, Am I getting complimented?
[00:11:57]  Like, I thought I was like, This is a nice, you look awesome.
[00:12:00]  I do feel good, yeah, son of a bitch.
[00:12:03]  And I wish he had a worse outfit on her.
[00:12:04]  I don't want to kill him.
[00:12:05]  New dips, find a way to make those pants work.
[00:12:08]  100%, baby.
[00:12:11]  This is crazy, but your skinny little legs and a big ass pants, bro.
[00:12:13]  No, you can't tell.
[00:12:14]  You can't tell.
[00:12:15]  Can't you look like illusion?
[00:12:16]  Damn.
[00:12:16]  No, it's illusion.
[00:12:17]  You can't see.
[00:12:18]  They're big right now.
[00:12:19]  You don't know.
[00:12:20]  The last thing you need is bagging on your legs, bro.
[00:12:22]  We good, we good, we good.
[00:12:24]  Are there any cultural things we need to not do in Morocco, Dove?
[00:12:27]  Yeah, that's a great question.
[00:12:28]  Just talk to me because I'm going to fuck this up.
[00:12:30]  Yeah.
[00:12:32]  There's nothing like nothing if we save life.
[00:12:34]  I went to Sweden.
[00:12:35]  I didn't come back for a month.
[00:12:36]  So what do I not?
[00:12:37]  You're not going to keep that same energy in Morocco.
[00:12:39]  That's true.
[00:12:40]  I'm mad, pussy.
[00:12:41]  Fuck.
[00:12:42]  Oh, yeah.
[00:12:43]  No, that's racist.
[00:12:44]  He's way more afraid of racist.
[00:12:45]  You're more confrontational with whites, just admit it.
[00:12:47]  You're more confrontational with white people.
[00:12:49]  I mean, that's literally a fact.
[00:12:50]  He says you can beat up any white guy.
[00:12:52]  Yeah.
[00:12:52]  White people the same way.
[00:12:54]  They be talking shit to white people.
[00:12:55]  Black guy shows up.
[00:12:56]  They're like, hey.
[00:12:58]  You know what?
[00:12:58]  You're right about it.
[00:12:59]  Exactly.
[00:13:00]  In high school, I used to have my private school friends call me and ask me to bring black people to fight.
[00:13:07]  I used to have my mother like, yo, could you bring some of your black friends to the fight?
[00:13:10]  Talk to Chris.
[00:13:13]  Is that real?
[00:13:14]  You were the merchant of that.
[00:13:16]  I was the merchant.
[00:13:16]  I'm the merchant of that.
[00:13:17]  You're the merchant of dread in the dark, dude.
[00:13:20]  That's great.
[00:13:21]  For real.
[00:13:22]  I used to charge $25 a head.
[00:13:23]  What?
[00:13:24]  Or $25 a head, bro.
[00:13:25]  All right.
[00:13:26]  Now you're going crazy.
[00:13:27]  You don't think I had child soldiers?
[00:13:29]  We were in high school.
[00:13:31]  Cody Tony, too.
[00:13:32]  So you say you just inspired me.
[00:13:34]  That was you.
[00:13:35]  Did I tell you to inspire me?
[00:13:36]  Yes.
[00:13:36]  I paid for the pamphlet, not to get him out of there, to see how he organized.
[00:13:40]  I get an internship.
[00:13:41]  That's it.
[00:13:42]  Simple as that.
[00:13:43]  Ain't African dog.
[00:13:44]  Okay, it says people in Morocco do a handshake or a cheek-to-cheek kiss that happens between two people of the same sex.
[00:13:50]  So we can do that?
[00:13:51]  Yep.
[00:13:51]  Okay, Chris.
[00:13:53]  Fucking rainbow shit, but y'all, you know, rainbow niggas.
[00:13:55]  No, Cheek-to-cheek kiss is different.
[00:13:57]  It's not here.
[00:13:58]  It's you put butt lips together.
[00:14:01]  Oh, you pull hard?
[00:14:02]  You go like that, but you have to make sure it's not a side.
[00:14:05]  You have to go hold the hole.
[00:14:06]  Hold a hole.
[00:14:06]  You have to go hold a hole.
[00:14:10]  Dude, don't do that.
[00:14:11]  I'm trying to be Moroccan.
[00:14:12]  I'm trying to immerse myself in the culture.
[00:14:14]  I think you just French kiss me, dude.
[00:14:16]  The one trick you can play on them that they hate this, but is you tuck your dick and balls between your legs when you do it.
[00:14:21]  They don't see it.
[00:14:22]  And then you just tickle a little butthole from the back.
[00:14:25]  You go bulldog.
[00:14:25]  And then you just do it like that.
[00:14:26]  Oh, gosh.
[00:14:27]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:14:27]  That's kind of fun.
[00:14:28]  It's called French Moroccan Kiss.
[00:14:31]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:14:31]  Dude, there's so many good things about Moroccan culture.
[00:14:34]  If a woman wants to be greedy, like cinnabons with bees on them, what?
[00:14:37]  Or flies?
[00:14:38]  Do you like your baked goods with flies on them?
[00:14:41]  No.
[00:14:42]  I don't fuck.
[00:14:42]  I don't particularly like that.
[00:14:44]  I don't know if we should go then.
[00:14:46]  Why?
[00:14:46]  Is there just that?
[00:14:50]  Yeah, There's nothing that stops the flies from getting to the sugar.
[00:14:54]  Yeah.
[00:14:55]  Dove, come on.
[00:14:56]  It's natural, dog.
[00:14:58]  But he said we're staying at a luxury resort.
[00:15:00]  Can we get a response?
[00:15:01]  We're staying at a luxury resort.
[00:15:02]  This resort is no, we're not saying it.
[00:15:04]  We're staying at a Riyadh.
[00:15:05]  We're staying at a Riyadh.
[00:15:06]  What is a Riyadh?
[00:15:06]  What's a Riyadh?
[00:15:08]  Andrew?
[00:15:10]  Dove, you tell us.
[00:15:11]  This is your people.

=== Paris Luxury Resort Flies (04:44) ===

[00:15:13]  It's like a boutique hotel, but it's like a home, but built inside the Medina from the outside, from the inside out.
[00:15:19]  So when you walk out, build up steam to bullshit.
[00:15:22]  Yeah, like that's awesome.
[00:15:26]  It's built from the inside out.
[00:15:28]  I feel like a hot chicken Bali right now.
[00:15:30]  He realized he didn't describe it.
[00:15:32]  He's like, I'm going to salad through this whole fucking thing.
[00:15:35]  That was fantastic, bro.
[00:15:36]  It's a house in the Medina.
[00:15:38]  Okay?
[00:15:38]  In the shoot.
[00:15:39]  That's always salad dubby.
[00:15:40]  You're going to see a door and be like, oh, there's a whole thing.
[00:15:43]  You walk in and there's going to be a house with a little pool in the middle surrounding.
[00:15:46]  For the people at home and for me, what's the Medina?
[00:15:48]  What's the shoot?
[00:15:50]  The Medina is the walled city in Marrakesh.
[00:15:52]  I don't even know if it's really walled, but yeah, it's walled.
[00:15:54]  It is walled.
[00:15:55]  The shook is like the marketplace.
[00:15:56]  I don't know what's the shook.
[00:15:57]  The shook is the marketplace.
[00:15:58]  All these tiny little streets.
[00:16:00]  You're welcome.
[00:16:01]  And yeah, we're going to show you guys.
[00:16:03]  You guys will see video and all that kind of stuff.
[00:16:04]  So all these tiny little streets that, I mean, probably have existed for thousands of years.
[00:16:11]  How long is the Moroccan Empire?
[00:16:12]  Thousands of years, maybe?
[00:16:13]  I'm not.
[00:16:14]  And just a bunch of people have their little boutiques.
[00:16:16]  It's crazy.
[00:16:16]  It's just so cool.
[00:16:18]  Some people are selling food.
[00:16:19]  Some people are selling fucking teacups and that kind of shit.
[00:16:21]  Some is like tourist attractions and some is, you know, you can actually get meat there.
[00:16:27]  You know, it's just awesome.
[00:16:28]  And before there was Dubai and all this other shit, people would vacation there.
[00:16:32]  But this was France's like.
[00:16:34]  But don't compare it to Dubai.
[00:16:35]  This is like real culture.
[00:16:37]  Exactly.
[00:16:37]  But it was like, this was a colony of France.
[00:16:39]  It's like the Yves Select was like inspired by there.
[00:16:42]  His home is there.
[00:16:43]  I think he's actually buried in the family.
[00:16:44]  So they made his home into a museum.
[00:16:45]  We can go.
[00:16:46]  That's fucking sick, too.
[00:16:47]  Question about the shook.
[00:16:48]  What can and can't you eat?
[00:16:49]  If I go to India, there's very specific things.
[00:16:51]  If I take y'all, don't eat this, don't eat this.
[00:16:53]  You eat water?
[00:16:54]  Stay away from the water.
[00:16:56]  Stay away from like salads and that kind of thing.
[00:16:59]  Yeah, anything that's not cooked basically.
[00:17:01]  It's typical, but everything else.
[00:17:02]  Yeah.
[00:17:03]  You know, it's halal.
[00:17:05]  Why no salads?
[00:17:05]  Because it's like washed in water.
[00:17:07]  Yeah.
[00:17:07]  I don't know why that is, but I always hear that when you go to third world, it's like, don't fuck with the salad.
[00:17:11]  You're going to have pastilla, couscous, little tagines.
[00:17:13]  The meat's good.
[00:17:14]  Yeah.
[00:17:14]  And we're going to like luxury like restaurants.
[00:17:17]  Like you'll understand.
[00:17:19]  It's a pretty pretty nice place.
[00:17:22]  Is it your first time to Africa?
[00:17:23]  You're already backing out?
[00:17:24]  I mean, it's not real Africa.
[00:17:26]  Hell, hell.
[00:17:27]  Yo, put Morocco up against any place in Africa right now.
[00:17:32]  That Paris shit.
[00:17:33]  Al man's privilege.
[00:17:34]  This is crazy.
[00:17:35]  Yo, that Paris shit sounds kind of nice, bro.
[00:17:37]  Like, Miles and Mark was selling his Paris shit, and I was like, I mean.
[00:17:42]  Who are you going to get to replace Al now?
[00:17:43]  We, we.
[00:17:44]  Let's we, we on these niggas.
[00:17:46]  Like, what's up?
[00:17:47]  Wait a minute.
[00:17:48]  We can replace Al.
[00:17:52]  Does it have to be, do we have to replace by race?
[00:17:54]  Yes.
[00:17:55]  Jamil, tell Jamil.
[00:17:58]  Tell Jamil.
[00:17:59]  You got to have two.
[00:17:59]  Listen, you got to tell Jamil.
[00:18:02]  Tell Jamil he's absolutely coming.
[00:18:04]  We're making this happen.
[00:18:04]  Would it be dangerous if I wear a France jersey and support France while we're watching the game?
[00:18:07]  Yes.
[00:18:09]  But what is so cool about this, and what I've, I think we've spoken about this about football, you said that's dangerous.
[00:18:16]  Let's do it.
[00:18:16]  But do it.
[00:18:17]  Yeah.
[00:18:17]  And you look like the Sun King.
[00:18:19]  Oh, oh, yeah.
[00:18:20]  You literally look like Louis.
[00:18:22]  What's the Sun King?
[00:18:23]  The Louis XVI?
[00:18:24]  16th, 16th?
[00:18:25]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:18:26]  Just the king that was the first, long game.
[00:18:30]  But I mean, like, do we want him getting fucked up out there, like stone and shit?
[00:18:33]  Bro, I can handle it.
[00:18:34]  But this is years of anger and resentment.
[00:18:38]  This is why football of the World Cup is so good.
[00:18:39]  You're just replaying war.
[00:18:40]  Every one of these countries have gone to war.
[00:18:42]  Like thousands, hundreds of thousands of people have died over this.
[00:18:45]  Morocco was colonized by France for years.
[00:18:47]  Are they still?
[00:18:49]  No.
[00:18:50]  No?
[00:18:50]  Does France have like the right minerals or that kind of stuff?
[00:18:54]  All I'm saying is shit, bro.
[00:18:57]  Maybe.
[00:18:58]  Hey, it's hard.
[00:18:59]  No one's saying that.
[00:18:59]  It's really hard.
[00:19:00]  It's really honestly difficult.
[00:19:03]  I'm knowing things about your shit.
[00:19:05]  You know everything.
[00:19:06]  You guys know.
[00:19:06]  Andrew knows things about every country.
[00:19:08]  That's easy.
[00:19:09]  Listen, I know everything about Scotland.
[00:19:11]  I know shit about fucking Puerto Rico.
[00:19:13]  Al stop.
[00:19:14]  Stop.
[00:19:15]  Richport.
[00:19:16]  Richport.
[00:19:17]  Richpoint.
[00:19:17]  I knew that.
[00:19:18]  And I killed that.
[00:19:19]  I murdered that.
[00:19:19]  And I knew car.
[00:19:20]  And y'all motherfucker said I was wrong on car.
[00:19:22]  Fuck all y'all.
[00:19:24]  Fuck all y'all because I was in Puerto Rico.
[00:19:26]  It don't matter.
[00:19:29]  It don't matter.
[00:19:30]  I know the importance.
[00:19:32]  Koki, the little frog, that's our national animal.
[00:19:35]  Two, three, six.
[00:19:36]  Gang.
[00:19:38]  Old San Juan.
[00:19:39]  The new San Juan.
[00:19:44]  Tax rate.
[00:19:45]  Oh, the taxes nice.
[00:19:47]  What's the tax rate?
[00:19:48]  It depends.
[00:19:49]  Are you a citizen or are you a rich person that are taking advantage of it?
[00:19:53]  Al, come with some.
[00:19:54]  Come on, come on.
[00:19:56]  Come with some heat.

=== Unfair Prison Trade Deal (15:09) ===

[00:19:57]  Come on.
[00:19:57]  Hey, how much battery life you got on your iPhone on your Apple Watch still?
[00:20:00]  Right now?
[00:20:01]  Yeah.
[00:20:01]  81%.
[00:20:02]  Oh, me too.
[00:20:03]  Nice.
[00:20:04]  God damn.
[00:20:05]  You're 96.
[00:20:06]  86.
[00:20:07]  Or 86.
[00:20:08]  Yeah, what problem to the switch?
[00:20:09]  Why are you doing that?
[00:20:09]  Why do you think you have so much more battery?
[00:20:11]  Do you think it's because you're lazier genetically or something like that?
[00:20:17]  You're just not using as much of your battery.
[00:20:26]  You think that's it?
[00:20:27]  You're just sitting wondering what it is.
[00:20:28]  I woke up a little late this morning, but that may be the case, Anza.
[00:20:32]  All I know how to do is battery so far, but this shit is pretty cool.
[00:20:37]  Now I can't get out of it.
[00:20:38]  Oh, done.
[00:20:39]  Okay.
[00:20:39]  There we go.
[00:20:41]  You see that?
[00:20:42]  I know all that.
[00:20:43]  Can you identify the cokely?
[00:20:45]  Top left.
[00:20:45]  Bang.
[00:20:46]  Now he got this.
[00:20:47]  Come on.
[00:20:48]  Listen, no, we got important shit to discuss.
[00:20:49]  I know Puerto Rico.
[00:20:50]  Hey, there's important geopolitical shit to discuss, Mark.
[00:20:52]  And you're getting off track.
[00:20:53]  Sorry, sorry.
[00:20:54]  I'm better than y'all.
[00:20:55]  Okay.
[00:20:55]  Yep.
[00:20:56]  Can we talk about this?
[00:20:57]  Yes.
[00:20:57]  What do you think about Brittany Grinder's?
[00:20:59]  Yo.
[00:21:00]  Brittany's standing right.
[00:21:01]  Correct.
[00:21:02]  I've been wondering why this shit is bothering me a little bit.
[00:21:05]  Okay.
[00:21:05]  Can you explain what happened?
[00:21:07]  Well, Brittany Griner was arrested in Russia because she brought a vape pen that I guess had cannabis oil in it.
[00:21:15]  Now, was she arrested for that or was she arrested because Russia used her as a political pawn?
[00:21:21]  Because they're about to invade Ukraine.
[00:21:23]  Yeah.
[00:21:23]  I think we know why.
[00:21:25]  Yes.
[00:21:25]  Okay.
[00:21:25]  I imagine that she's, you know, snuck.
[00:21:28]  Yes, it's illegal, but I imagine she snuck this vape pen in many times before.
[00:21:32]  She goes there.
[00:21:32]  She plays, I think, over the summers.
[00:21:34]  I forget what the WMEAC is in, but like a lot of female basketball players, they go to Russia and they play on these Russian teams.
[00:21:38]  And these oligarchs in Russia prop up these female basketball teams in Russia.
[00:21:42]  It doesn't matter, whatever.
[00:21:43]  So she gets arrested.
[00:21:44]  She's there for months, I think.
[00:21:46]  And what the U.S. and Russia do is a prisoner swap for basically Brittany Griner for the Lord of War.
[00:21:52]  The Lord of War, you've seen Nicholas.
[00:21:54]  The Merchant of Death.
[00:21:55]  The Lord of War was the movie.
[00:21:57]  He's known as the Merchant of Death.
[00:21:59]  And this is a guy who's basically sold weapons around the world, you know, destabilized tons of fucking African countries.
[00:22:05]  Now, I'm not acting like we're fucking honest in this and we're scot-free in this.
[00:22:10]  I imagine we've probably, we being the United States of America, have also courted this guy and used his specific skill set to help us in certain situations.
[00:22:17]  So I don't know if we're like the best.
[00:22:18]  That being said, we definitely arrested him for some reason and we have him locked up.
[00:22:25]  So we trade him for Griner and people are upset.
[00:22:27]  They're like, that doesn't really seem like a fair trade.
[00:22:29]  I think this is the reason why it's a little bit bothersome.
[00:22:31]  They've also put in this other American who was being held there for months.
[00:22:35]  There was a guy who has held them on charges of espionage.
[00:22:38]  It was an ex-ex-Marine.
[00:22:39]  I don't know if you're ever ex, but it's a Paul Whalen.
[00:22:42]  I don't know.
[00:22:43]  And so the question everybody's asking is, why are you trying to get Brittany Griner out, who knowingly broke the law, when you should be trying to get this American, alleged American spy?
[00:22:57]  He just says he's just an American there who was doing his duty for country.
[00:23:00]  Now, I don't know what the rules are with spies when they get caught, what you do with them.
[00:23:03]  I don't know, et cetera.
[00:23:05]  I think the issue with me is it seems like they made the trade for only Brittany for political points.
[00:23:15]  It seems like it's a little bit of like a little bit of like a virtue signal, if you will.
[00:23:21]  Trying to get favor with voters.
[00:23:23]  That's what it seems like.
[00:23:25]  And, you know, there's a Democratic president who are the constituents that he's going to support.
[00:23:29]  He's going to support gay, minority women.
[00:23:34]  It's like, oh, I check off three boxes.
[00:23:36]  Let me get that person back.
[00:23:37]  Who does he not have to care as much about?
[00:23:40]  White male Marine, who would probably be voting conservative anyway.
[00:23:45]  So I think there's a little part of me, and I need to know more about the story, but I do, I don't like the idea that we're going to trade this merchant of death, a guy who's responsible for probably tens of thousands of deaths and like destabilization around the world, which we're also responsible for.
[00:23:59]  I'm not saying we're innocent.
[00:24:01]  But it doesn't exactly feel like a fair trade.
[00:24:03]  And if you're doing it just to get like a PC pat on the back.
[00:24:07]  It feels a little gross, right?
[00:24:08]  When that same administration could be letting out all the weed offenders, the nonviolent drug offenders that are in prison right now in the United States.
[00:24:16]  It could be letting every single one of them out right now.
[00:24:18]  And it seems to be perfectly okay with them continuing to be in jail.
[00:24:22]  In some fairness, I do think they're trying to work on that.
[00:24:24]  I do think.
[00:24:25]  But I agree with you.
[00:24:26]  But what's to work on?
[00:24:27]  You could just do it.
[00:24:29]  It'll work.
[00:24:29]  Isn't it a state's rights thing?
[00:24:31]  Yeah.
[00:24:31]  You can't just like flip a switch and it's like a bunch of people.
[00:24:33]  You could do it federally.
[00:24:34]  You can't do it statewise, but you could put every single person who's been convicted of a federal crime that has to do with drugs that are non-violent.
[00:24:42]  At bare minimum, just weed.
[00:24:43]  Yeah.
[00:24:44]  You could immediately remove them from federal prison right now.
[00:24:47]  Yes or no, right?
[00:24:48]  Yes.
[00:24:48]  And he did pass something, but it was a very small thing.
[00:24:52]  It was like a nonviolent, but also like, I forgot the word idiots.
[00:24:58]  I forget exactly who it was, but it wasn't exactly.
[00:25:00]  Can he do that on his own or does he need the Senate?
[00:25:02]  No, he could do it on his own.
[00:25:04]  He could do it.
[00:25:04]  Yeah.
[00:25:04]  Yeah.
[00:25:04]  That's why I'm not.
[00:25:06]  It just really, it's tough because like if you have a major drug dealer, their cases usually aren't just, oh, I just traffic drugs.
[00:25:14]  You know, so it's like getting Al Capone for tax evasion.
[00:25:16]  It's like you're really getting them for this other shit, but the only thing you can get them for is a tax evasion.
[00:25:20]  So I feel that.
[00:25:20]  So it's like if you just do this blanket thing of like, oh, just nonviolent weed shit.
[00:25:25]  It's like, ah, this motherfucker, we know he killed a bunch of people, but we can't charge him on that.
[00:25:30]  Exactly.
[00:25:30]  And now you just let go of it.
[00:25:31]  Or he called for the murders of it, which is totally understandable as well.
[00:25:34]  I like everything.
[00:25:35]  These things are way more nuanced.
[00:25:36]  Yeah.
[00:25:37]  I just want to give a little pushback.
[00:25:40]  I don't, I think it's a combination of both.
[00:25:43]  I do think it's political.
[00:25:45]  I also do think they cave to the pressure.
[00:25:48]  Like, did any of us know Whalen was locked up in Russia?
[00:25:53]  No.
[00:25:53]  So nobody's tweeting.
[00:25:54]  Nobody's commenting.
[00:25:56]  But when Brittany got locked up, everybody's tweeting.
[00:25:59]  Everybody's saying something.
[00:26:00]  That's just felt the pressure.
[00:26:01]  Every conservative that's upset about it.
[00:26:03]  Why weren't you talking about him the way that everybody else is talking about Britney Grimer?
[00:26:07]  Like if y'all, now granted, Brittany Griner is a more famous person than him, sure, but make him famous.
[00:26:12]  You have platforms.
[00:26:12]  You got blogs.
[00:26:13]  You got Twitter.
[00:26:14]  Like every politician that's complaining that Britney was taken out instead of him, I need to look at your tweets and see if you once tweet about that motherfucker.
[00:26:22]  Show some receipts.
[00:26:22]  Exactly.
[00:26:23]  Or are you using, are you using Whalen as a way to score points against the Democrats?
[00:26:29]  Now you're using this motherfucker who's in jail.
[00:26:31]  This so-called hero.
[00:26:32]  You're using the hero.
[00:26:34]  So that's foul too.
[00:26:35]  But if you were one of those people that have been trying to get him out for years and to know if, or I guess he's been locked up for a little while.
[00:26:41]  I think it's like close to 10 years.
[00:26:43]  He's been there?
[00:26:44]  I think so.
[00:26:44]  Oh, I thought that it was a six-year sentence or something.
[00:26:47]  I'm not sure.
[00:26:48]  I'll check.
[00:26:49]  But like, I totally understand your frustration if you've just been clamoring about this nonstop and then to no avail.
[00:26:56]  For the fact that none of us have heard about him, I don't think too many people were.
[00:26:59]  My issue wasn't with Paul Whalen as much because to me, it's like, all right, they got a spy.
[00:27:03]  We got a spy, or we're not a spy, but like a criminal.
[00:27:05]  To me, the issue is we're letting out this guy who's like incredibly dangerous just based on his history.
[00:27:12]  And are you going to just talk about like from a racial standpoint?
[00:27:15]  This guy is responsible for the death of, I don't know, hundreds of thousands of black kids in Africa.
[00:27:20]  Oh, yeah.
[00:27:21]  And literally what he did, he would arm the child soldiers.
[00:27:25]  Guys, okay.
[00:27:25]  Now, this is not going to be a politically correct answer, but he was a businessman.
[00:27:30]  People are asking, hey, I want guns.
[00:27:33]  He's not the ones putting the guns in the kids' hands.
[00:27:36]  He's making the deal with the guy who's putting the guns in the kids' hands.
[00:27:39]  I would step back because it's what they were doing is arming these militias in an effort to destabilize regions that had resources that they wanted to make easier to extract.
[00:27:51]  Yeah, but he just cared about the money at the end of the day.
[00:27:53]  That's why he got caught because he made a deal.
[00:27:56]  That sounded like a really good deal with a DAA agent just for the money.
[00:27:59]  He didn't give a fuck who he was selling to.
[00:28:01]  No, I'm not saying that his interest was hurting them, but he knew that they were being hurt.
[00:28:07]  He's just a businessman who doesn't care.
[00:28:08]  I think he owns the shipping companies too.
[00:28:10]  But McDonald's kills or gives people high blood pressure and kills people.
[00:28:14]  They don't give a fuck.
[00:28:15]  They're selling this 20%.
[00:28:16]  I do think there's, I think you're drawing a parallel in something.
[00:28:18]  There's like degrees of it, right?
[00:28:20]  Everything has shades.
[00:28:21]  So there's a shade of, hey, we push products sometimes on here that aren't necessarily good for your health.
[00:28:26]  That's different than going to kids and saying, hey, here's guns.
[00:28:30]  If you're not happy, you're not really smart enough to know how to handle anything, but here's guns.
[00:28:34]  Let's go cause some turbulence and then we'll benefit.
[00:28:36]  And the U.S. does this.
[00:28:37]  So we don't not have blood on our hands.
[00:28:40]  But this guy's a problem globally and to the U.S.
[00:28:44]  So you're not getting him.
[00:28:45]  And if he was doing that maybe earlier in his career, I mean, they found him originally to get him out of, they had to get him out of Russia.
[00:28:51]  They caught him in Thailand.
[00:28:53]  Like, you don't think for many years of that Russia had a dealing in how he was actually moving.
[00:28:59]  Like, I'm not trying to get it.
[00:29:00]  But what I'm saying is not just a business saying that he wasn't equal opportunity.
[00:29:03]  He was definitely taking a side at some point.
[00:29:05]  You know, for instance, if we're playing chess with Russia, which we always are.
[00:29:08]  We bought guns from him.
[00:29:10]  Yeah.
[00:29:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:29:11]  I'm sure.
[00:29:12]  We hired him.
[00:29:12]  No, no, there was a.
[00:29:13]  We hired one of his companies that it was like a shell company and we found out after the fact.
[00:29:17]  Two of his shell companies, America bought guns from to help like our trustee.
[00:29:24]  Yeah.
[00:29:24]  I don't think anyone's going to say America has no blood on their hands.
[00:29:27]  We have plenty.
[00:29:27]  Plenty.
[00:29:29]  But again, if we're playing chess geopolitically, which I think we always are and Russia is one of our main opponents, for lack of a better word, you can't give this guy up.
[00:29:36]  It's just like, you got fleeced in a trade and maybe that's why it bothers me as an Indian because I don't like you losing a negotiation.
[00:29:42]  But you got fucking, you got washed.
[00:29:44]  And it's like negotiating.
[00:29:46]  I guess maybe that's it's like washed for what?
[00:29:50]  Are we becoming a victim of our own virtue signaling?
[00:29:53]  Do we need to prove so much that we care about certain marginalized groups that we're willing to put our entire country at risk?
[00:30:03]  Yeah.
[00:30:04]  Like that's a concern.
[00:30:06]  Are we trying to show what good people we are so much that we're forgetting the risks that that causes?
[00:30:14]  And this guy, who knows what he's going to do, it's not like he's just going to retire and go to fucking Ekaterinasburg and get a nice little villa.
[00:30:21]  And everybody knows who he is now.
[00:30:23]  So it's like it's easier to track him and what he's doing.
[00:30:27]  Potentially, but Russia's also going to protect him like they were protecting him before.
[00:30:30]  That's why it was so hard to get him.
[00:30:31]  Yeah, I don't think there's any like independent contractors in Russia.
[00:30:34]  I think it all goes back to the top.
[00:30:35]  The other side of things is like, weren't we looking mad pussy that Brittany was locked up somewhere?
[00:30:41]  I don't think this must be for nine months and we knew that's like, yo, that penalty was way harsher than the crime.
[00:30:48]  Like we were looking a little pussy.
[00:30:51]  What are we supposed to do?
[00:30:52]  I know.
[00:30:52]  It's a tough situation.
[00:30:53]  That's why this is a big deal.
[00:30:56]  What are we supposed to do?
[00:30:57]  It's like, are we supposed to go to war because Brittany Griner took drugs to a foreign country?
[00:31:02]  Not go to war.
[00:31:03]  We try to get her out.
[00:31:04]  Do we have other prisoners?
[00:31:06]  Do we have other leverage points with Russia?
[00:31:08]  I don't know.
[00:31:08]  There's no way we only have one prisoner.
[00:31:10]  Yeah.
[00:31:10]  That's the thing.
[00:31:11]  They wanted, they're not stupid.
[00:31:13]  They wanted the most known prisoner.
[00:31:14]  They want to be able to say, yo, Nicholas Cage is out of prison for Brittany Gardner.
[00:31:19]  Why didn't we just give them Nicholas Cage?
[00:31:21]  That would have been so much easier.
[00:31:22]  Don't have been so much easier.
[00:31:23]  Mark, don't suggest that.
[00:31:24]  He's a trust.
[00:31:25]  We should have, okay.
[00:31:25]  But we could just stop them.
[00:31:27]  Yeah.
[00:31:28]  No, it's, yeah, that shit is tricky.
[00:31:31]  I think they wanted to embarrass America.
[00:31:34]  And that's what they did.
[00:31:35]  So what makes you look more pussy than not getting Britney Griner home is giving up the merchant of death who has caused way more problems for you and globally for Britney Griner.
[00:31:46]  And have you seen the PR thing that this guy's on?
[00:31:48]  I saw a little bit of something on Grand Wizard's page.
[00:31:51]  But he's going through all these different like, he's doing a podcast right now.
[00:31:54]  Yeah, he's doing a special message.
[00:31:58]  And he's saying all this stuff is like, America's lost their Christian values.
[00:32:01]  And it's like, he's trying to drive the wedge.
[00:32:03]  It's really interesting.
[00:32:04]  They're not dumb over there.
[00:32:05]  Like now he's a political tool.
[00:32:07]  And he's like, he's like, you know, the people in the middle of the country, they're totally fine.
[00:32:10]  And I got along with them fine.
[00:32:12]  And they were curious about Russia and they were interested.
[00:32:14]  But the people in the cities on the coast, you know, they're the ones that are so they're buying all the propaganda about Russia.
[00:32:20]  And it's like, huh, maybe those Facebook ads.
[00:32:23]  You know what I mean?
[00:32:24]  Like maybe Russia, maybe Russia was really, really doing some of them Facebook ads, like driving that division.
[00:32:30]  So we're fighting each other here at home instead of actually focusing on them.
[00:32:34]  Yeah, it's...
[00:32:35]  There's a 60 Minutes piece that I think FA sent.
[00:32:38]  It's from like 2012 and they did a little thing about how they locked him up in the sting operation.
[00:32:42]  And you see this guy in jail.
[00:32:44]  He's at like a table.
[00:32:45]  He's got his fucking arms up, legs crossed in shorts and boots.
[00:32:49]  And I'm like, yo, this is a, this is the baddest motherfucker.
[00:32:52]  Just how little he cares about being in jail and how comfortable he looks.
[00:32:55]  I'm not letting that guy out ever.
[00:32:57]  I'm not letting you out ever.
[00:32:59]  You're not even remotely affected being in prison.
[00:33:01]  You're just like, eh.
[00:33:02]  Did you let that guy out?
[00:33:03]  That's a problem.
[00:33:04]  That's a bad motherfucker.
[00:33:05]  I'm sure he saw the camera.
[00:33:06]  He's like, sure.
[00:33:07]  Sure.
[00:33:08]  I still wouldn't be able to act that well.
[00:33:09]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:10]  Guy looks fine.
[00:33:11]  No bruises, no nothing.
[00:33:13]  They can't touch this guy up in prison.
[00:33:15]  Yeah.
[00:33:16]  Shake Britney's head.
[00:33:17]  It's a tough situation.
[00:33:18]  I just wish we could have negotiated it better to get multiple people.
[00:33:21]  Yeah.
[00:33:22]  Or to trade for a lesser.
[00:33:23]  First round draft picks.
[00:33:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:25]  Something.
[00:33:26]  Like Miles brought this up before.
[00:33:27]  Like we had traded with Russia for like a Russian pilot and like a drug smuggler.
[00:33:32]  April.
[00:33:32]  Yeah.
[00:33:32]  There was like a journalist that was there, an American journalist that got captured in Russia.
[00:33:35]  He's X-Marine.
[00:33:36]  Oh, he's X-Marine?
[00:33:37]  And so, yeah, he's over there.
[00:33:38]  And then there is a Russian pilot that got captured in the U.S. for like drug smuggling.
[00:33:42]  And they traded in April.
[00:33:44]  That was a better trade for us.
[00:33:46]  That's my point.
[00:33:46]  So I'm like...
[00:33:47]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:33:48]  I have a feeling we're going to get that Paul Whalen guy back.
[00:33:51]  They just wanted this to be a trade that made us look stupid.
[00:33:56]  It can't cause more infighting.
[00:33:57]  Exactly.
[00:33:57]  They want the worst guy who had a movie made after him to be traded for the girl that, I don't know, plays basketball and quote-unquote hates America.
[00:34:08]  Like, that's a fucking incredible trade.
[00:34:10]  That's how you kind of embarrass, I guess, America.
[00:34:12]  Now, what Russia doesn't realize is we don't give a fuck about anything for more than three days.
[00:34:17]  So like we, Russia's thinking, oh, we got him.
[00:34:20]  There's going to be a real thorn in their side.
[00:34:23]  Brittany Griner, well, nobody will care about in three days unless she like dunks or does something in a basketball game.
[00:34:28]  And then we'll just go and be like, see how boring basketball is when women play?
[00:34:31]  Like we'll just go right back to normal of not giving a fuck about the WNBA.
[00:34:35]  The WNBA had their time to shine.
[00:34:37]  We'll go right back, not giving a fuck.
[00:34:39]  The person I feel bad about is Paul Whalen.
[00:34:42]  Because for a few weeks, it felt like the whole United States of America really was willing to do anything to get them back.
[00:34:48]  And he might have got his hopes up.
[00:34:49]  He might be talking to his family back home like, yo, they're trying to do it.
[00:34:52]  It looks like it might be it.
[00:34:53]  They're going to get you and Brittany.
[00:34:55]  And now they get Brittany.
[00:34:56]  And it's like, sorry, I'll see you later.
[00:34:57]  You're going to be in this fucking jail for the next six years.
[00:35:00]  I mean, like, I'm not saying I don't feel bad for him, but at the same time, he had four passports.

=== Spy Secrets and Warlords (09:25) ===

[00:35:06]  He was, I think, like.
[00:35:08]  He's a spy.
[00:35:09]  Yeah, like pushed out of the fucking military.
[00:35:11]  Like, hey, you know the risk of what you're doing.
[00:35:13]  So it's like, was he pushed out of the military?
[00:35:15]  Yeah, I think it was like a.
[00:35:16]  Or is that the story?
[00:35:18]  Oh, that's what.
[00:35:19]  If I was a speaker.
[00:35:20]  We can only go by what we see on paper.
[00:35:23]  My point is that if I'm a spy, if I'm going to be a good spy in another country, you can't look at my record and be like, four-star general.
[00:35:31]  Incredible loyalty to the United States of America.
[00:35:34]  Of being a spy.
[00:35:35]  But the risk of going to play in Russia at that time was also when they locked her up, this was way before the war started.
[00:35:44]  Like there were tensions.
[00:35:45]  It was like three or four weeks.
[00:35:46]  The war started years ago.
[00:35:47]  Bro, they've been playing there for years with no problem.
[00:35:50]  No, I'm sure you're playing there for years.
[00:35:52]  Sorry, Miles, can you just check the timeline?
[00:35:54]  I think it was like fairly shortly, but it was like pretty short, like quickly before the war.
[00:35:57]  Listen, let's say that's the same thing.
[00:35:58]  We didn't know it was going to happen before.
[00:36:00]  But first of all, we don't know what we knew.
[00:36:02]  They knew that they were going to do it no matter what.
[00:36:05]  Exactly.
[00:36:06]  But I have a feeling if Russia is going to plan a war, we're going to know that there might be a war happening.
[00:36:14]  Like that Paul Whalen guy ain't the only spy in Russia.
[00:36:17]  Just like we got Russian spies here right now.
[00:36:19]  There's some fucking Russian assigned to this podcast.
[00:36:21]  Cuck.
[00:36:22]  You know what I mean?
[00:36:23]  But there is.
[00:36:24]  Like we're an influential fucking podcast.
[00:36:26]  Maybe he's a cool guy.
[00:36:26]  How do we know he's a cuck?
[00:36:28]  He's a cuck.
[00:36:28]  How can he not be a cuck, cuck?
[00:36:30]  What if we bring him over to our side?
[00:36:32]  What if he's a double agent to him?
[00:36:33]  What if he's listening?
[00:36:34]  He's like, man, these guys are kind of cool.
[00:36:35]  Yeah, what's up?
[00:36:35]  They're good guys.
[00:36:36]  Oh, just gave him a lot.
[00:36:38]  Yeah, especially about.
[00:36:40]  Yeah, we just pull him over to the asshole army.
[00:36:43]  Come on.
[00:36:44]  To the real army.
[00:36:45]  Dude, that he's probably a patron.
[00:36:48]  Do we have?
[00:36:49]  We have to have at least one Russian spy that listens.
[00:36:51]  At least.
[00:36:51]  There's probably many spies.
[00:36:52]  I think there's a lot of spies that listen.
[00:36:54]  Yeah.
[00:36:55]  No, you're spying this room.
[00:36:56]  No, we have a few Chinese spies.
[00:36:58]  You think so?
[00:36:58]  Yeah.
[00:36:58]  How do you know?
[00:36:59]  Because we gang gang.
[00:37:00]  Oh, shit.
[00:37:02]  Wait a minute.
[00:37:03]  And there has to be spies that listen just because they need someone to listen to.
[00:37:07]  Yeah.
[00:37:07]  Like, there are spies that have nothing to do with America, but they are spies.
[00:37:11]  Like, right now, there's a spy listening to this, and like, he's a little bit concerned.
[00:37:15]  Yeah, you know, what the fuck?
[00:37:17]  They're talking about me.
[00:37:17]  Like, he could be in Istanbul.
[00:37:19]  What if you are?
[00:37:20]  Like, there's a spy right now.
[00:37:21]  It's like, how do they know I'm in Istanbul?
[00:37:23]  Dude, there's some Japanese dude just hari-carring himself because we found out that he's a spy, but we have no clue that you're actually a spy.
[00:37:29]  We don't know that he's in the space.
[00:37:30]  But we do know.
[00:37:31]  We do know.
[00:37:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:32]  If Miles isn't on my fucking single from everything that I just did, I swear to God.
[00:37:38]  Making sure.
[00:37:38]  That was a great wink.
[00:37:39]  All I'm trying to say is we have spies that listen to this podcast.
[00:37:42]  We might have warlords that listen to this podcast.
[00:37:44]  Whoa, Coney.
[00:37:45]  You think Coney's listening?
[00:37:46]  I don't know what Coney's up to, but they're guaranteed there's at least one warlord.
[00:37:51]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:37:52]  What do you think warlords do when they wake up in the morning and have a couple of them?
[00:37:55]  Nah, they don't want to hear us.
[00:37:57]  They want to hear like people that motivate them to kill and do bad shit.
[00:38:00]  Maybe they kill someone, so they just want to chill and do bro when he's hanging out the phone yelling.
[00:38:06]  Yeah.
[00:38:06]  No, I think that they also want to break from war.
[00:38:08]  Yeah.
[00:38:09]  You don't think they come back?
[00:38:10]  No.
[00:38:11]  Kick their feet up?
[00:38:12]  Yeah.
[00:38:13]  A little bloody blood on their shoes just listening to some pod.
[00:38:15]  Do you think that that's possible?
[00:38:19]  Impossible.
[00:38:20]  Impossible.
[00:38:23]  Now I feel like you know a fucking warlord.
[00:38:27]  Why are you pushing?
[00:38:28]  You got too hot on the trail right now, bro.
[00:38:29]  I'm like, come on, bro.
[00:38:30]  Tell them about God.
[00:38:31]  I'm a fucking warlord that listens to the goddamn pod.
[00:38:34]  Did you get them pants from the Taliban?
[00:38:36]  Tell us the Taliban.
[00:38:39]  I'm going to be good in Morocco.
[00:38:40]  I'm just going to let y'all know.
[00:38:41]  I'll be so good.
[00:38:42]  I'll be so good in Morocco.
[00:38:43]  I don't know if he's going to be good in Morocco.
[00:38:45]  Not after this.
[00:38:46]  Are you Taliban?
[00:38:47]  Nah, of course not.
[00:38:48]  Be honest, bro.
[00:38:49]  Of course not.
[00:38:50]  Al might be the spy, yo.
[00:38:52]  Al might be the spy.
[00:38:53]  Al's got a spy in it.
[00:38:54]  Al would be the worst fucking spy because the spy is supposed to be for country.
[00:38:59]  And Al would be like, yeah, but I'm for me, but I'm also the best double agent ever.
[00:39:04]  Yeah, but to himself.
[00:39:05]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:39:06]  It'd be perfect.
[00:39:07]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:39:08]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:39:09]  He's got it.
[00:39:10]  Gang gang.
[00:39:11]  Wow.
[00:39:12]  Gang gang.
[00:39:13]  Al, you would be an absolutely horrible spy.
[00:39:16]  Or the best.
[00:39:17]  I don't know.
[00:39:18]  I think you would be a worst spy, I'll be honest.
[00:39:20]  Yeah, you can't have my secret ever.
[00:39:22]  I'm not going to hold secrets.
[00:39:24]  That's the whole point of being a spy.
[00:39:25]  I'm not going to hold secrets about it.
[00:39:26]  The whole point of being a spy.
[00:39:27]  Bro, it's about exchanging secrets.
[00:39:29]  As long as I could tell someone, you just need to give me someone I could gossip to immediately.
[00:39:33]  Yeah, the podcast.
[00:39:34]  Exactly.
[00:39:35]  Yeah, no, that's.
[00:39:36]  But if I want to have the podcast, you got to give me some I could call back home and I could tell you the cool shit I learned.
[00:39:40]  Yo, yo, yo.
[00:39:41]  Who ain't got cancer.
[00:39:42]  But someone's going to tap yourself.
[00:39:43]  I don't think he's on the phone exactly.
[00:39:44]  That's my point.
[00:39:45]  Someone's going to tap your lines.
[00:39:46]  Come on.
[00:39:46]  You don't know how to use other technology.
[00:39:49]  I'll do this one right here.
[00:39:50]  Oh, I got a picture.
[00:39:53]  Got a little New York Times article.
[00:39:55]  Don't want it.
[00:39:57]  Whatever.
[00:39:57]  I don't know how to get it.
[00:39:57]  That's my point.
[00:39:58]  I think you'd be a bad spy, dude.
[00:39:59]  No, no, no.
[00:40:00]  Think about it.
[00:40:00]  The government's thought about contracting you for the record.
[00:40:02]  I want you to know that.
[00:40:03]  I mean, it's the perfect cover.
[00:40:04]  You got emails?
[00:40:06]  You got an email?
[00:40:07]  I didn't get emailed.
[00:40:08]  I didn't get an email directly.
[00:40:09]  It was on a phone call.
[00:40:10]  It was called WhatsApp.
[00:40:10]  It was a WhatsApp.
[00:40:11]  The CIA mostly does WhatsApp.
[00:40:13]  Hold on.
[00:40:13]  You told me.
[00:40:14]  Oh, hey, Sabbath.
[00:40:15]  I got a baby.
[00:40:16]  I got babies.
[00:40:19]  What's going on, Sabbath?
[00:40:21]  For people listening, dog.
[00:40:23]  Just what?
[00:40:26]  We're talking about Andrew being a secret agent.
[00:40:28]  Don't you think I would be a good spy?
[00:40:29]  Here, talk on that mic right there.
[00:40:31]  And then you can remain your anonymity.
[00:40:34]  Okay, don't you think I would be a good spy as long as I could gossip to one specific person or the country?
[00:40:40]  As long as I had someone to tell the secret, maybe his wife gossiped to the whole country.
[00:40:44]  No, no.
[00:40:44]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:40:45]  That's what he would do.
[00:40:46]  He would gossip to the whole country.
[00:40:47]  I just need to share cool information with people.
[00:40:49]  That's all I'm saying, right?
[00:40:51]  So if I could tell, if I could tell you, if I could tell my guy at the CIA, as long as there was somebody that I could say, hey, I found this cool thing out, there's going to be a war in Ukraine.
[00:41:00]  Well, that's what a spy does eventually.
[00:41:02]  You can't tell everyone everything.
[00:41:03]  Not everywhere.
[00:41:05]  All at once.
[00:41:06]  All right, I'm going to tell them some cool shit I learned.
[00:41:08]  That's my point.
[00:41:09]  Exactly.
[00:41:09]  Yeah.
[00:41:10]  Exactly.
[00:41:11]  You know why dates are so popular or whatever?
[00:41:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:41:16]  Like, I'll exchange cool, fun information, but I'm not going to be, I'm not going to just blabber.
[00:41:20]  I'm not a blabber mouth.
[00:41:23]  I have to to afford this lifestyle.
[00:41:27]  You know what I mean?
[00:41:28]  But if, listen, if I could, if what does a spy get paid?
[00:41:32]  Probably thousands.
[00:41:33]  Probably about the same as you make now.
[00:41:34]  Ain't no way, bro.
[00:41:36]  Do you think they pay spies?
[00:41:37]  I'm not kidding, dog.
[00:41:38]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:41:39]  You're not willing to take that pay cut in exchange out of bitterness.
[00:41:42]  You're just going to gossip everything.
[00:41:45]  All right, maybe I wouldn't be the best spy in the entire world.
[00:41:48]  Salary of a CIA spy ranges from $21,000 to $500,000.
[00:41:52]  Who the fuck is made $21,000?
[00:41:54]  Son, if you can't turn to a $21,000 spy, bro.
[00:41:57]  If you can't $21,000 spy, that's what you're doing.
[00:42:01]  That's sad, bro.
[00:42:02]  There's no security clearance for $21,000.
[00:42:05]  It's part-time.
[00:42:05]  Yeah, you might be part-time.
[00:42:08]  Like picking up shifts on the weekend.
[00:42:10]  Like, hey, I can't spy this video.
[00:42:14]  All right, all right, I ain't over that.
[00:42:15]  He's a spy 1099.
[00:42:18]  1099 spy, right?
[00:42:21]  Yeah, bro.
[00:42:22]  I'm not going to spy.
[00:42:24]  But this is the Purdue Front, right?
[00:42:25]  Comedian travels around the world doing shows, but also listening in.
[00:42:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:42:29]  As long as it's international.
[00:42:30]  I thought that about him.
[00:42:31]  Me?
[00:42:32]  Yeah.
[00:42:32]  I'm not a spy.
[00:42:33]  French, Canadian, all this extra shit.
[00:42:35]  Nah.
[00:42:36]  A little gay.
[00:42:38]  I don't have enough elite.
[00:42:39]  You remember when Al wanted to be in the CIA?
[00:42:40]  Do you remember that?
[00:42:41]  Nah, it was Secret Service.
[00:42:43]  Secret Service?
[00:42:43]  And then Trump ran.
[00:42:44]  I was like, I'm good.
[00:42:46]  That was the reason.
[00:42:47]  No, you fucked it up.
[00:42:49]  I know.
[00:42:49]  It was in LA.
[00:42:50]  We were going to All-Star Weekend, and y'all were smoking weed.
[00:42:54]  And then Al was like, nah, I can't.
[00:42:55]  I'm trying to be in Secret Service.
[00:42:57]  And Andrew's like, you sure?
[00:42:58]  And he's like, all right, give me the weed.
[00:43:01]  I fucked it up.
[00:43:04]  I just offered you a good sign.
[00:43:05]  Son, don't do that.
[00:43:06]  If somebody's trying to do something with their life.
[00:43:08]  You need to have more discipline, bro.
[00:43:09]  You would be horrible, Secret Service.
[00:43:11]  Oh, I would.
[00:43:12]  Shoot that nigga.
[00:43:14]  There's no way.
[00:43:15]  There's no way you're jumping for people.
[00:43:17]  There's no way.
[00:43:18]  They would have weeded your ass out.
[00:43:20]  A million percent.
[00:43:20]  They would have weeded your ass.
[00:43:21]  Like, Barack, I would try to push him away, but everybody else.
[00:43:24]  No, I'm not doing that.
[00:43:25]  Nah, you got it.
[00:43:26]  You're not saving Barack.
[00:43:27]  I ain't going to take the bullet.
[00:43:28]  Gonna say I would wear a different outfit from everyone.
[00:43:30]  Yeah, why are you wearing Jordan's with a screen?
[00:43:36]  You take it, I do.
[00:43:37]  I tried yeah no, worst Secret service of all time okay um, any last thoughts about Britney Griner, the whole deal um, I don't know nothing nothing really nothing, really else.
[00:43:47]  I mean it just does feel a little bit of an unfair trade.
[00:43:50]  But maybe I wasn't motivated as much by like what Britney did for basketball, for female basketball, because there are certain, there are certain Nba players where i'm like like, if Steph Curry was locked up in Russia, trade it up, merchant of death whatever, change the game, you can't shoot like Steph.
[00:44:08]  Yeah, I look at that Victor Bout guy, right in his face.
[00:44:10]  You cannot shoot like Steph Steph, I trade for a merchant of war.
[00:44:14]  So I think I just wasn't influenced enough by Brittany, who do think wins one-on-one Victor Bout or Britney Griner scissoring competition no no, basketball first to seven, I think.
[00:44:27]  Victor still at 55, probably.
[00:44:30]  Nah, he's locked away for a while.

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[00:44:32]  There's a lot, no way.
[00:44:33]  All you do is play basketball when you lock up, what do you think he's been doing?
[00:44:40]  He's playing bully ball, that jail bullshit like.
[00:44:42]  Oh, he's bodying.
[00:44:43]  There's no way.
[00:44:44]  There's no way.
[00:44:44]  Also, do you see the way Britney was walking at when she was going to the, like at the?
[00:44:49]  How crazy is the trade?
[00:44:51]  The trade was crazy, did you see it?
[00:44:52]  No bro, oh yeah.
[00:44:53]  But also, you got to look at Britney's walk, bro.
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[00:48:19]  Mark, talk to me, man.
[00:48:20]  What else we got, bro?
[00:48:21]  Elon Musk went on stage with Dave Chappelle and the entire audience booed him.
[00:48:24]  Because they were in San Francisco.
[00:48:26]  Right?
[00:48:27]  I believe so.
[00:48:28]  I think Dave joked around like, it seems like some people you fired are here, but that was funny.
[00:48:32]  It was funny.
[00:48:33]  Great line.
[00:48:34]  But legitimately, they might be there.
[00:48:37]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:48:38]  Like, where is Twitter's offices?
[00:48:39]  It says Silicon Valley, right?
[00:48:41]  Probably, yeah.
[00:48:41]  I think they got a few offices, but yeah, I'm sure they must have one of them.
[00:48:44]  If not them, their homies were definitely in the crowd.
[00:48:48]  Yeah.
[00:48:48]  And also, if you go and you go to one of these like tech companies and you lay off, you know, 3,000 people, 4,000, 5,000 people, and you got a bunch of tech motherfuckers that can afford to go to a Dave Chappelle show, it's probably all tech dudes in there anyway.
[00:49:00]  So they're going to probably side with the people who work for a big tech company, not the owner of the big tech company.
[00:49:06]  Did you see the video?
[00:49:06]  No.
[00:49:07]  It's interesting.
[00:49:08]  Do you want to watch that in a couple seconds?
[00:49:55]  Just gets worse from there.
[00:49:56]  But Dave rods for him.
[00:49:57]  Dave supports him and he's like, nah, fuck the people booing.
[00:50:00]  Like, I mean, he brought him there.
[00:50:03]  Yeah.
[00:50:03]  Yeah.
[00:50:04]  He can't bring him out the boo.
[00:50:07]  The people have spoken.
[00:50:08]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:50:09]  But he, he'd like a couple jokes at him, like at his expense, like, just like goofing.
[00:50:15]  But then, yeah, you like road for him the whole time.
[00:50:17]  Yeah.
[00:50:18]  I don't really get why.
[00:50:21]  Like, what was the connect?
[00:50:22]  What was the link up?
[00:50:23]  Why would he want to bring him out?
[00:50:24]  Just because it's like a cool dude that.
[00:50:25]  I think it's a fun flax.
[00:50:27]  And it's also, I'm sure, fun for Elon to like.
[00:50:30]  Listen, Elon either enjoys being liked like every other human being on the planet or understands the power of press, like being in the ether.
[00:50:41]  You know, he did a great job of not ever buying a fucking advertisement for Tesla and simply just being the mascot for Tesla himself.
[00:50:49]  Saved so much money doing that.
[00:50:51]  So the tricky thing is it's hard to be rich and liked.
[00:50:56]  It's even harder to be rich, liked, and famous.
[00:51:02]  Most truly wealthy people, we don't even know their names.
[00:51:05]  Yeah.
[00:51:06]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:07]  Like the Saudis all dress the same, so you don't even really.
[00:51:10]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:10]  There's like anonymity in it, right?
[00:51:12]  Is that what they do with it?
[00:51:13]  100%.
[00:51:13]  Yeah.
[00:51:13]  It has nothing to do with their culture.
[00:51:14]  It's like, how do I be a prince worth billions of dollars and just walk around the mall like anybody else?
[00:51:19]  Yeah, hire 20 lookalikes that look just like you and walk around the mall.
[00:51:22]  That's it?
[00:51:22]  Boom.
[00:51:23]  Everyone's wearing the same shirt.
[00:51:24]  Kind of genius.
[00:51:25]  Kind of smart.
[00:51:25]  But like, you know, we hear these like famous names, the Rothschilds, you know, the Rockefellers, maybe the Rockefellers lost all their money, but like you hear these famous iconic names and you don't really know who they are.
[00:51:36]  Like, who's the Rothschild that's alive now?
[00:51:38]  We knew one of them dated fucking, what is that rapper who never puts out the album?
[00:51:42]  No.
[00:51:43]  Exhibit C was the song that was crazy.
[00:51:45]  Oh, Jay Electronic.
[00:51:46]  Jay Electronic.
[00:51:48]  And that's the only reason why she popped up.
[00:51:49]  But these people that are part of these legacy families are worth all this money, you don't know about them because they've learned what new rich people have not learned yet because they're newly rich is that with wealth comes resentment, animosity, and hate.
[00:52:02]  And it just makes it harder to keep making that money.
[00:52:06]  So most people who have legacy money go, I don't want nobody to know how much money I got.
[00:52:11]  It is better to keep the money and not flex it than have the, then flex it and then risk the entire internet trying to cancel you.
[00:52:19]  Yeah.
[00:52:20]  I mean, look at Liver King.
[00:52:21]  I think the only reason Liver King is canceled right now is because he said he made $100 million.
[00:52:25]  His company's made $100 million.
[00:52:26]  And that number popped up and it was like, hold the fuck on.
[00:52:29]  I don't know if this is the only reason, but it contributed to it a lot.
[00:52:31]  Meaning like that was that was the, what is it, the tip of the iceberg.
[00:52:36]  Not even the tip of the iceberg.
[00:52:38]  It was like, that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
[00:52:41]  But there's something about money that breeds resentment.
[00:52:43]  If Liver King was out here, like, it's really hard for me to make a living.
[00:52:47]  This life is really difficult, but I really believe in it.
[00:52:49]  People will be annoyed and be like, ah, whatever.
[00:52:51]  I don't even care if he's on steroids or not, blah, blah, blah.
[00:52:53]  They might even be upset.
[00:52:54]  They're like, why are you putting your family through this?
[00:52:55]  $100 million?
[00:52:57]  That's why one of the most impressive things Rogan has done is no one really knows how much of the deal is.
[00:53:01]  We're still speculating.
[00:53:02]  Everybody else, Alex Cooper, we know how much her deal was worth.
[00:53:05]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:06]  The guys that are a little familiar with it and then somehow managed to keep it on the wraps.
[00:53:10]  God bless them, dude.
[00:53:11]  You're smart.
[00:53:11]  100%?
[00:53:12]  It's better to keep that shit.
[00:53:14]  It's like, so I think maybe, and who knows, I'm sure Elon is, you know, aware of all this.
[00:53:20]  I'm sure he's studied all this.
[00:53:21]  I'm sure he's crunched all this fucking data.
[00:53:23]  He looks at all his friends that are incredibly wealthy and I'm sure they go, listen, it's better.
[00:53:27]  You're not a fucking famous person.
[00:53:28]  It just makes it easier to move around.
[00:53:30]  He's probably calculated all this and he's like, I have so much more influence and I can move markets if I am a famous person, but I'm going to have all the scrutiny that I have to deal with.
[00:53:37]  I don't know if it's a problem.
[00:53:38]  But my 12 kids won't have to.
[00:53:39]  Yeah.
[00:53:40]  But I don't know if it's purely data and like number crunching.
[00:53:44]  I think he also just likes the attention.
[00:53:46]  So there's the question.
[00:53:48]  It's like, which I don't think is wrong, but I do think that that is like intrinsic to him.
[00:53:52]  We all want to be liked.
[00:53:53]  Yeah.
[00:53:54]  The question is, what happens when you're experiencing less like than hate?
[00:54:03]  And do you retreat?
[00:54:05]  Do you retreat into the political party that's more supportive of you?
[00:54:09]  Is that what has happened?
[00:54:10]  Is that why he went from this like a political cultural figure to this, I'm going to be more right-wing now and the left has left me?
[00:54:19]  And is he really just retreating back into his supporters because he wants to be liked?
[00:54:27]  Or is that genuinely how he feels?
[00:54:29]  And he just felt like it was time to make a political statement.
[00:54:32]  There's no question that he likes attention.
[00:54:34]  The question is, can you weather the negative attention?
[00:54:37]  And that's hard.
[00:54:38]  Not everybody's built for that.
[00:54:40]  Especially when you haven't had that.
[00:54:41]  He's spent probably most of his life at this point in the public eye.
[00:54:44]  Exalted.
[00:54:45]  Being really adored.
[00:54:47]  Like just with the Rocket stuff, Tesla, like the PayPal shit.
[00:54:50]  He's going through it right now.
[00:54:51]  Yeah.
[00:54:52]  Like with the Twitter shit, he is going through it.
[00:54:54]  I don't think he's ever been. hated this much.
[00:54:57]  And so I think that was a play for, hey, let me go up with a very popular guy and try to get back into people's good graces.
[00:55:05]  And it kind of backfired.
[00:55:07]  Yeah.
[00:55:07]  The irony is, I think I saw like 5 million views or something crazy like that when he pulled it.
[00:55:10]  It's on Twitter.
[00:55:12]  Him getting embarrassed.
[00:55:13]  He paid $43 billion to watch himself get embarrassed.
[00:55:17]  And it probably stings more because I'm thinking you go on, even if it's San Francisco, you're going on stage at a Dave Chappelle show.
[00:55:23]  You think the non-woke, anti-woke, whatever you want to call them audience is going to be there and they're going to support you.
[00:55:29]  And when they boo you, that's got to be like you.
[00:55:33]  That is a great fucking point.
[00:55:35]  You would assume that Chappelle's audience, at least Chappelle's audience now, after all the anti-banks.
[00:55:40]  They don't like canceling.
[00:55:41]  They don't like cancel culture, yada, yada, yada.
[00:55:43]  You would think they're like, oh, we support the guy who's also against those things and like liberating this platform from those things for them to boo as well.
[00:55:52]  God damn.
[00:55:52]  That's just a rough feeling in general.
[00:55:53]  Like I don't like reading negative comments on YouTube and like the idea of walking out in front of a stadium of however many people.
[00:55:59]  That was an arena, though.
[00:56:01]  To your point, that wasn't like a comedy club.
[00:56:04]  So even if they know people who worked at Twitter or whatever, there's 20,000 people there.
[00:56:11]  How many of these motherfuckers knew somebody at Twitter, really?
[00:56:13]  We're about to find out how autistic he is.
[00:56:16]  Like, because if this doesn't bother him, confirmed.
[00:56:20]  I think it does because he blamed it on like anti-woke, like left-wing, whatever.
[00:56:24]  And it's like, you know, that's not really true.
[00:56:26]  What do you mean?
[00:56:27]  Like, I think Elon said, like, oh, the people booing me were just these like super left-wing, anti-woke people.
[00:56:32]  And if you're Elon, you know, those guys aren't coming to Dave Chappelle's show and paying hundreds of dollars.
[00:56:36]  The last show that they're showing up to.
[00:56:37]  And also, it wasn't a few people.
[00:56:39]  Yeah.
[00:56:40]  If there's 18,000 in there, you got a few thousand people that are hopping on.
[00:56:45]  Yeah, it's, yeah, I wonder if he backs away from it.
[00:56:49]  I wonder, we're going to find out what he wants more.
[00:56:51]  Does he want to be successful and wealthy or does he want to be liked more?
[00:56:55]  And he might find out that it's very difficult to be both of those things.
[00:57:00]  Being unanimously liked and adored, the only person that I can think of that was both wealthy and unanimously liked and adored was Dave Chappelle.
[00:57:13]  And now that's gone.
[00:57:14]  Now he's a polarizing figure.
[00:57:16]  But he was the last one that I can look at and be like, wow.
[00:57:19]  Here's a person that had strong opinions, but both sides were supportive.
[00:57:24]  They thought that he was absolutely hilarious.
[00:57:25]  They wanted to go see his shows.
[00:57:28]  And until the trans thing.
[00:57:30]  Yeah.
[00:57:31]  It's interesting.
[00:57:31]  Who else is it?
[00:57:33]  There's guys.
[00:57:34]  Megastar.
[00:57:35]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:35]  Kanye was somewhat kind of like Tom Hanks.
[00:57:38]  Yeah, I mean, like Tom Hanks, Keanu Reeves.
[00:57:40]  Yeah, the completely apolitical figures.
[00:57:44]  They don't take a stance on that.
[00:57:47]  I was thinking Warren Buffett, but he don't come out.
[00:57:49]  Yeah.
[00:57:50]  I drink the coke-doo.
[00:57:51]  Yeah.
[00:57:52]  That's like Kanye.
[00:57:53]  He's got a little bullshit folklore he got to throw out there so people like him.
[00:57:56]  Like I sit on a bench and I drink a Coke.
[00:57:58]  You know the most annoying part of his day is walking out of his Maybach and then sitting on a stupid bench in Omaha and then cracking a fucking Coke and sipping it so that they could take a picture of it and post it to Instagram so he can be like normal.
[00:58:11]  You don't believe the story at all?
[00:58:12]  Maybe he is.
[00:58:13]  What about the McDonald's?
[00:58:14]  Do you believe Patton Oswald's story when he got a picture taken of him writing his fucking eulogy or whatever it was for taking a picture of Dave Chappelle?
[00:58:21]  Do you believe that was sincere and thoughtful?
[00:58:25]  Hey, I'm going to write this letter.
[00:58:26]  If you could just take a picture of it, is there a chance that he can actually enjoy that?
[00:58:31]  No.
[00:58:32]  What if he's just saying that?
[00:58:33]  But you enjoy, you enjoy social things.
[00:58:35]  He can't break routine, maybe.
[00:58:37]  Maybe he's superstitious and he's like, yo, these Cokes and McDonald's have made me billions of dollars.
[00:58:41]  I can't break this routine.
[00:58:43]  Like a guy who got to wear his lucky socks on game day.
[00:58:46]  You see what we do with rich people?
[00:58:48]  You see what we do?
[00:58:49]  We can't wake up.
[00:58:49]  I just look at the sun.
[00:58:50]  I just want you to do that.
[00:58:51]  Who does that?
[00:58:52]  You.
[00:58:52]  You wake up, you look at the sun.
[00:58:53]  Because Huberman told you.
[00:58:54]  You've been doing it, bro.
[00:58:55]  I haven't been doing it.
[00:58:56]  I can tell you.
[00:58:56]  You've been saying you've been doing it.
[00:58:57]  No, I'm saying I'm missing the sun.
[00:59:00]  I need sun.
[00:59:01]  But I'm just saying, maybe that's just like a thing that he likes to do in his life.
[00:59:04]  Like, I can see there's a world where it's bullshit, and I can see a world where it's like, he actually may enjoy that.
[00:59:12]  What do you think is more likely?
[00:59:14]  Honestly, I'm going 50-50.
[00:59:16]  No, I don't.
[00:59:16]  He's an old-ass man.
[00:59:18]  Like, he, what does he want?
[00:59:20]  A counter question: what's more fun to talk about on the podcast?
[00:59:23]  Because I just realized I'm not funny this guy.
[00:59:28]  You know what?
[00:59:28]  I was like, I love him for even interviewing it off.
[00:59:32]  I'm not saying that he's bad for it.
[00:59:33]  What I'm saying is it's great mythology that you should bring up around you so that you're likable.
[00:59:40]  If he's this old sweet teddy bear that drinks his Coke on a bench, you don't think of him as this absolutely maniacal investor that became the richest person in the world.
[00:59:53]  And those things don't work together.
[00:59:56]  Like, I'm sorry, like, you don't make a billion dollars just drinking Cokes on a bench.
[01:00:00]  Yeah.
[01:00:01]  You make a billion dollars going, how can I fucking extract as much wealth from every other human being that's on this planet?
[01:00:09]  How can I do it?
[01:00:09]  It's not like he's doing this through donations.
[01:00:13]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[01:00:14]  Like, he's not giving people access to heaven and going, eh, give me a little bit on the way in.
[01:00:19]  This is take.
[01:00:21]  Bershire Hathaway?
[01:00:23]  I'm gonna take.
[01:00:24]  His company, Berkshire Hathaway, is a real estate company.
[01:00:26]  They're not like, hey, what's the most altruistic way to buy and sell property?
[01:00:29]  They're like, hey, what can we buy that's in ruins and take advantage of what we exploit?
[01:00:34]  But do you think he's like that hands-on with everything going on at the company?
[01:00:38]  See how he loves a KOCHIRE by being a KO billionaires?
[01:00:41]  We're breaking your heart.
[01:00:42]  No, I just think.
[01:00:43]  I'm not a big billionaire by delegating this.
[01:00:45]  No, I think he just hired the smartest, like ruthless people.
[01:00:49]  He's like, oh, you're ruthless.
[01:00:50]  That's how easy it is.
[01:00:51]  I'm going to hire you to make the decisions that I would make.
[01:00:54]  The ruthless person would just take his fucking job if he wasn't ruthless.
[01:00:56]  Nah, it's like he wants to go sit with a Coke on a bench.
[01:01:00]  He doesn't even want his own whole shit.
[01:01:02]  You have a business, right?
[01:01:03]  You have to work really hard, right?
[01:01:05]  Like you have to work really hard.
[01:01:06]  You're flying back and forth.
[01:01:08]  Your business is successful and you have to work really hard for that, right?
[01:01:11]  Yes.
[01:01:11]  Now, think about how much money your business is growing right now.
[01:01:15]  Think of how hard you have to work to do that.
[01:01:19]  Now think about billions of dollars.
[01:01:23]  Right?
[01:01:25]  You're about to prove my book.
[01:01:27]  Go, go, go.
[01:01:28]  I would love to hire somebody delegate and sit on a bench and drink coke.
[01:01:32]  I would love to do that.
[01:01:33]  But do you think that you could do that and grow your business?
[01:01:36]  Oh, no, they're not going to put as much in it as I would put into it.
[01:01:39]  And you have to put this much in to make the money you're making now, which is good, but it's not billions.
[01:01:44]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:01:45]  Ain't no bench sitting, bro.
[01:01:47]  Nobody ever sat, drank Coke, and made billions.
[01:01:50]  Never once.
[01:01:50]  They sat in rooms with other people who are also psychopaths going, hey, do you think that those people who can barely afford to make any money, we could sell them trailer homes for what is it called?
[01:02:01]  We can give them mortgages on trailer homes and the mortgage rates can be like five times higher than the average mortgage rate because they're at risk.
[01:02:06]  You think we could do that?
[01:02:08]  It sounds like a good idea.
[01:02:09]  These are crazy people.
[01:02:10]  We should do that.
[01:02:11]  Who should?
[01:02:12]  That sounds like an awesome idea.
[01:02:14]  The most brilliant thing about Warren Buffett, this is the most brilliant thing about him.
[01:02:17]  Nobody knows what the fuck he does.
[01:02:19]  We know he drinks Coke.
[01:02:20]  He loves McDonald's.
[01:02:21]  He loves McDonald's.
[01:02:23]  Just like we love Coke.
[01:02:24]  He loved McDonald's, but we don't know what he does to fucking squeeze.
[01:02:27]  Merchant of wealth, dog.
[01:02:29]  Merchant of wealth.
[01:02:30]  We don't know.
[01:02:31]  He even comes out every once in a while and says, I should be paying more in taxes.
[01:02:34]  Do it, pussy.
[01:02:36]  Fuck you waiting for?
[01:02:38]  That's more insulting.
[01:02:39]  Old bitch.
[01:02:41]  Pay it.
[01:02:43]  Ain't nobody stopping you.
[01:02:44]  Nobody ever stopped you from paying money in fucking taxes.
[01:02:47]  That shit is patronizing, bro.
[01:02:49]  Yo, ain't it?
[01:02:50]  My secretary pays more.
[01:02:51]  Pay more, motherfucker.
[01:02:53]  Taxes are killing you every single year.
[01:02:54]  I should be paying more in taxes.
[01:02:56]  God damn, bro.
[01:02:58]  God damn it.
[01:02:59]  Pay the money.
[01:03:00]  Why don't you pay more?
[01:03:01]  How do you pay some goddamn taxes?

=== Accidental Billionaire Taxes (11:11) ===

[01:03:03]  Help me.
[01:03:03]  Help me.
[01:03:04]  You love doing charity.
[01:03:05]  Pay other people's taxes.
[01:03:06]  Pay my secretary's taxes.
[01:03:07]  Pay our taxes.
[01:03:08]  Pay flags taxes.
[01:03:10]  How about that?
[01:03:10]  That's it.
[01:03:11]  There you go.
[01:03:11]  I mean, it's crazy that that was his big mix up.
[01:03:14]  He was trying to be goody two-shoes with that one.
[01:03:16]  That one, I almost.
[01:03:19]  I almost looked for the bench.
[01:03:20]  I almost looked for the bench.
[01:03:21]  That's how I know he's not the bench.
[01:03:22]  I went for it.
[01:03:23]  No, you did not.
[01:03:23]  I looked up every bench in Omaha.
[01:03:25]  Remember when we did that show in Omaha in the bar?
[01:03:27]  You think I was there for that show?
[01:03:29]  You're a spy?
[01:03:30]  I was there for justice.
[01:03:31]  You were a spy.
[01:03:32]  I ain't even spying.
[01:03:33]  You're a spy, bro.
[01:03:34]  You spy.
[01:03:35]  I'm a comic of death.
[01:03:38]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:39]  Nice, dude.
[01:03:42]  Bleep that whole section.
[01:03:43]  You don't keep enough in, but make sure you bleep that whole section.
[01:03:47]  I'm just saying, it is, that is genius, the fact that we don't know what he's done to make his money.
[01:03:51]  Son, he goes to the bench once a year, has somebody take a picture, and then be like, I just saw Warren Buffett at the bench.
[01:03:57]  Nobody at that bench every day checking on him.
[01:03:59]  Hey, Bill Gates, how's your PR doing?
[01:04:00]  Oh, it's not good.
[01:04:01]  They think I'm vaccinating everybody.
[01:04:03]  You want to take a bench pic with me?
[01:04:05]  Come on down.
[01:04:06]  Let's take a bench pic together.
[01:04:07]  And the people forget that we out here squeezing them dry.
[01:04:11]  I mean, right or wrong?
[01:04:14]  No, I'm not saying that they can't do it.
[01:04:16]  I'm not saying they can't do it, but it is a good lesson to learn, which is if you're going to be worth tons of money, one, don't let motherfuckers know how you make your goddamn money.
[01:04:24]  Yeah.
[01:04:24]  Because once they find out that it's some other shit, they're going to either be resentful, they're going to hate you, they're going to want to kill you.
[01:04:30]  And then two, make sure you have some sort of apparatus to continue to push those narratives.
[01:04:35]  Yeah.
[01:04:35]  You know, that's why you see all the billionaires got a fucking media company, right?
[01:04:38]  Bezos got the Washington Post.
[01:04:40]  But what's he called?
[01:04:42]  What's his face got MSNBC?
[01:04:43]  Bill Gates, Microsoft, NBC.
[01:04:47]  Yeah.
[01:04:47]  Right?
[01:04:47]  Like every single one of them.
[01:04:49]  Come on now.
[01:04:49]  Not the first time some billionaires have got caught up in some trouble.
[01:04:52]  You seen this?
[01:04:52]  No, I see.
[01:04:53]  This is wild.
[01:04:54]  Your boy Billy Gates walking in front of a hotel.
[01:05:00]  Whammy.
[01:05:03]  They pied our boy in the face.
[01:05:07]  They hit him with a guy.
[01:05:08]  He had two on him.
[01:05:09]  They came with the double up.
[01:05:10]  Oh, three on him.
[01:05:12]  Yo.
[01:05:14]  He ended up not pressing charges because he believed them to just be like mischievous pranksters.
[01:05:19]  Because you can't press charges because you're a billionaire.
[01:05:21]  You got to do the good PR thing.
[01:05:24]  I'm just saying.
[01:05:25]  Pied in the face, it's just pie.
[01:05:27]  That was a pretty good break.
[01:05:28]  It's hilarious, son.
[01:05:30]  You think he set it up for them to press to make them normal?
[01:05:34]  Of course.
[01:05:37]  We sitting here feeling bad for this.
[01:05:39]  All time billionaire haters.
[01:05:40]  He's bad for him.
[01:05:41]  I don't.
[01:05:41]  I know he paid them motherfuckers.
[01:05:42]  No, y'all think you're bad for him, right?
[01:05:45]  He's so devious.
[01:05:45]  They don't even know they got paid by him.
[01:05:48]  Oh, his gel company.
[01:05:49]  Yeah.
[01:05:50]  They got a repair.
[01:05:51]  It's like, yo, let's pie up dates.
[01:05:53]  And then they figure that shit out.
[01:05:54]  William Smollett over there.
[01:05:55]  That's it.
[01:05:56]  It's William Smollett.
[01:05:57]  100%.
[01:05:58]  Like the Antifa motherfuckers.
[01:06:00]  They all getting paid by some billionaire, too.
[01:06:02]  Go throw some milkshakes on people.
[01:06:03]  Where do you get the money for the milkshakes?
[01:06:05]  McDonald's.
[01:06:06]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:08]  Who's really making the money?
[01:06:09]  That milkshake machine wasn't working at McDonald's.
[01:06:11]  They got that shit working.
[01:06:12]  What happened immediately afterwards?
[01:06:15]  Antifa.
[01:06:16]  That's it.
[01:06:16]  Okay, all right.
[01:06:17]  There you go.
[01:06:17]  That's it.
[01:06:18]  I hope one day you become a millionaire.
[01:06:20]  Yeah, I know.
[01:06:20]  I really hope you're not.
[01:06:21]  One day, one day.
[01:06:21]  I really touch a million.
[01:06:22]  I really hope you do.
[01:06:24]  One day.
[01:06:24]  One day.
[01:06:25]  You think that people like me as much as they do now?
[01:06:31]  You're going to listen back to this and be like, I know, right?
[01:06:34]  I know.
[01:06:35]  Let me tell you something, I'll be honest with you.
[01:06:38]  This podcast ain't happening if I got a billion dollars.
[01:06:42]  Let me tell y'all something right now.
[01:06:44]  I said a billion dollars.
[01:06:45]  We ain't doing this motherfucking shit.
[01:06:47]  Come on, dude.
[01:06:47]  Three times a week.
[01:06:49]  Hey, three times a week, dude.
[01:06:51]  No, no, no, no.
[01:06:52]  Come on, bro.
[01:06:53]  You gotta look normal.
[01:06:54]  Now, if you're a billionaire, you can't be hanging out in public.
[01:06:56]  Nah, this is your bench with the Coke.
[01:06:59]  I'm just hanging out in McDonald's.
[01:07:00]  Can I tell you something?
[01:07:01]  I'll be honest with you.
[01:07:02]  If I make a billion dollars, it's by accident.
[01:07:07]  I didn't want it.
[01:07:09]  I don't want it.
[01:07:10]  I don't want a billion dollars.
[01:07:11]  We're not out there.
[01:07:13]  He's like, oh.
[01:07:15]  If I make a billion dollars, I don't want it.
[01:07:18]  I make a billion dollars.
[01:07:19]  Hey, Hollywood, don't give me rolls.
[01:07:21]  I got a billionaire.
[01:07:23]  It's good.
[01:07:24]  It's good.
[01:07:25]  Listen, I'm trying to get a bad thing.
[01:07:25]  Hey, guys, you gotta move the podcast.
[01:07:27]  We're doing a movie in Atlanta.
[01:07:28]  Hey, listen, listen.
[01:07:29]  I'm trying to put y'all up on game.
[01:07:31]  This is the opposite of the secret.
[01:07:33]  You're the opposite of manifesting.
[01:07:34]  Maybe that's the secret.
[01:07:35]  Oh, that's the secret.
[01:07:37]  So since you don't want the billion dollars, if you make a billion dollars, you're giving us half.
[01:07:40]  Let me tell you something.
[01:07:41]  If I make a billion dollars, you're going to give us half.
[01:07:43]  If I make a billion dollars, you're going to give us half.
[01:07:45]  I'm giving the people money.
[01:07:48]  Pay your taxes, bro.
[01:07:50]  There's two taxes.
[01:07:50]  They just get all the money.
[01:07:53]  If I touch a billion dollars, I did not mean to.
[01:07:55]  That means he's setting up charities and he's giving the money to his kids.
[01:07:58]  He's filming it like that.
[01:07:59]  No, we don't trust.
[01:08:00]  I trust you.
[01:08:00]  You know what I mean?
[01:08:01]  No, no, no.
[01:08:02]  So what about us here on the couch?
[01:08:04]  You know, end up here.
[01:08:05]  You got a success.
[01:08:06]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:08:07]  You got a successful business.
[01:08:09]  You got a successful business.
[01:08:10]  I thought you loved billionaire.
[01:08:11]  If I don't give you enough time.
[01:08:13]  If my business make a billion dollars, I want it.
[01:08:17]  I tried to make it.
[01:08:18]  I just tried to make a bad.
[01:08:19]  If I make a billion dollars, Al gonna be cop and please for me.
[01:08:21]  Oh, yeah.
[01:08:22]  100%.
[01:08:22]  Oh, absolutely.
[01:08:23]  So it's just like taking vacations in a mafia.
[01:08:26]  Just like one of the guys.
[01:08:27]  Bro, he still schedules date, night in his schedule, bro.
[01:08:30]  I'm like, this guy's so normal.
[01:08:32]  100%.
[01:08:32]  If I make a billion dollars, it's by accident.
[01:08:34]  Golden doodle.
[01:08:35]  It's by accident.
[01:08:37]  Something went wrong.
[01:08:38]  You can't be a billionaire with a coach.
[01:08:39]  I'm being honest.
[01:08:40]  I'm being honest.
[01:08:41]  If I make a billion dollars, something went wrong, Al.
[01:08:43]  I left an investment somewhere that I didn't mean to, and then it made a billionaire.
[01:08:46]  You got gifted some crypto for your wedding or something?
[01:08:49]  Hey, you're welcome.
[01:08:50]  Real quick.
[01:08:51]  Hey, I didn't mean to.
[01:08:53]  I knew me.
[01:08:54]  You don't need a billion dollars.
[01:08:56]  The only ethical billionaire, this guy.
[01:08:58]  I don't want it.
[01:09:00]  Hey, if there's any billionaires out there, don't give me no billion dollars.
[01:09:04]  No one's going to give you a billionaire.
[01:09:05]  I don't want it.
[01:09:05]  No one's going to give you a billion dollars.
[01:09:07]  Keep your money.
[01:09:10]  Keep your money, though.
[01:09:11]  I'm trying to give it to you.
[01:09:12]  Keep your goddamn money.
[01:09:13]  I don't want the problem.
[01:09:14]  He don't want it.
[01:09:14]  He don't want it.
[01:09:14]  I don't want that problem.
[01:09:15]  He don't want it.
[01:09:16]  I don't want that problem.
[01:09:17]  What problems?
[01:09:18]  Billionaire problems, bro.
[01:09:19]  Like what?
[01:09:21]  Son, guy can't even enjoy a Coke on a bench, bro.
[01:09:24]  You don't want to enjoy a Coke.
[01:09:26]  People calling out your actions.
[01:09:28]  Every little thing you do.
[01:09:29]  You can't even walk on stage before 18,000 people and just celebrate.
[01:09:32]  Crazy.
[01:09:32]  You can't even walk out on stage without no jokes, no stories, nothing, hoping 18,000 people are going to applaud for you.
[01:09:38]  It's so rich.
[01:09:39]  What the fuck else are you going to think?
[01:09:41]  I love every GS.
[01:09:42]  What would they clap for?
[01:09:44]  What the fuck?
[01:09:45]  Like the idea that he thought that they were just going to clap without any entertainment.
[01:09:49]  He made rockets, bro.
[01:09:50]  He's on Mars.
[01:09:51]  That's cool.
[01:09:52]  He's pushing up Quicksilver.
[01:09:53]  I got a Tesla.
[01:09:54]  I love that shit.
[01:09:55]  He built Tesla, electric cars.
[01:09:56]  He's saving the planet, Andrew.
[01:09:58]  He's supposed to.
[01:09:59]  That's true.
[01:09:59]  He did not do anything.
[01:10:01]  What do you mean?
[01:10:02]  He invented PayPal.
[01:10:03]  I'm saying in that moment.
[01:10:05]  In that moment, he ain't doing nothing.
[01:10:08]  You walk on stage, everybody claps.
[01:10:09]  You haven't done anything in that moment.
[01:10:10]  You just got to go.
[01:10:11]  God made him laugh before, so they think they're going to laugh again.
[01:10:14]  He invented Tesla before.
[01:10:19]  He was having some funny tweets.
[01:10:20]  No, that's a good ass.
[01:10:21]  Invented Tesla's before and then they walked out and they're like, You're gonna invent something, son.
[01:10:25]  But we're not clapping for that.
[01:10:27]  We clap because motherfucker invented an electric car.
[01:10:31]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
[01:10:33]  All right, that's a good point.
[01:10:34]  I was like, figure out what you're trying to do with this guy.
[01:10:36]  What is this hat, bro?
[01:10:37]  You've been finching it with me.
[01:10:40]  That shit got hot, bro.
[01:10:42]  My head was hot, but I didn't put any product in my hair, so my hair looked too wispy today.
[01:10:49]  This is the struggles of being a multi-millionaire.
[01:10:53]  You gotta get the pink.
[01:10:54]  You gotta get the pinky, bro.
[01:10:55]  I'm just saying.
[01:10:58]  Don't try to fuck with me that billionaire.
[01:11:03]  I make a billion dollars.
[01:11:04]  I'm gonna keep on giving away a million so I can keep being a billionaire.
[01:11:07]  Wait, what?
[01:11:08]  Let me try over size.
[01:11:10]  I make a billion dollars.
[01:11:11]  I'm gonna keep on giving away a million so I could just be a regular millionaire.
[01:11:14]  Nice.
[01:11:15]  So every time I hit the billion, I'm giving a little away.
[01:11:18]  To us.
[01:11:19]  So some people, man.
[01:11:20]  But why not?
[01:11:21]  You're already giving it away.
[01:11:22]  I'm gonna give it, you know what?
[01:11:23]  I'm gonna give it to a trust.
[01:11:25]  Hey, that's a noble thing to do.
[01:11:26]  I'm gonna give it to a trust.
[01:11:28]  Trust with your trust.
[01:11:29]  I trust the nature.
[01:11:30]  I'm gonna give it to it.
[01:11:30]  I trust the trust.
[01:11:32]  I don't trust you.
[01:11:33]  But the trust is in our name.
[01:11:35]  Let me tell you something.
[01:11:37]  We're the beneficiary.
[01:11:39]  I make a billion dollars.
[01:11:40]  Yep.
[01:11:40]  I'll make you six feet.
[01:11:43]  Oh, that's fast.
[01:11:44]  That's gonna make him happier than any amount of money.
[01:11:46]  Yeah, not today.
[01:11:47]  That's frank.
[01:11:48]  Yup.
[01:11:48]  Yep.
[01:11:49]  Please give it to him.
[01:11:51]  Turkey's leg transplants.
[01:11:52]  That's gonna be you.
[01:11:53]  Son.
[01:11:53]  Nah, nah, you can't take it back.
[01:11:54]  No, no, no.
[01:11:54]  No, I'm not joking.
[01:11:57]  Yo, son.
[01:11:58]  Why doesn't he just go?
[01:11:59]  Why does he just go, yo, I'm working on this new thing to make like people six feet if they want?
[01:12:04]  Like he needs to put a couple, he needs to put a couple things of hope out there so people aren't willing to criticize him.
[01:12:11]  You see what I'm saying?
[01:12:11]  Like, he thought he was doing that with traffic in LA.
[01:12:14]  He's like, yo, we got traffic in LA taken care of.
[01:12:17]  Don't worry about it.
[01:12:18]  I love that tweet.
[01:12:18]  They just thought I loved it.
[01:12:20]  So everyone in LA is like, okay, okay.
[01:12:22]  Chill out.
[01:12:23]  We good.
[01:12:23]  Whatever.
[01:12:24]  Still waiting.
[01:12:24]  Boom.
[01:12:25]  Still waiting.
[01:12:26]  What is the thing that he could do for all human beings?
[01:12:29]  Like, if he was like, yo, we got this thing.
[01:12:31]  It's not.
[01:12:32]  You should make a dick bigger.
[01:12:34]  And trans people would love that too.
[01:12:35]  So you get people on the left also.
[01:12:37]  Oh, shit.
[01:12:37]  Trans people would be like, oh, finally, I would love it.
[01:12:41]  Everyone gets a dick.
[01:12:41]  Free dicks.
[01:12:42]  Look under your chair.
[01:12:43]  I'm open for dicks.
[01:12:44]  There's dicks everywhere.
[01:12:46]  If you're trans, you want a dick?
[01:12:48]  You got a dick.
[01:12:48]  If you're a guy, you want a bigger dick?
[01:12:50]  You got a bigger dick.
[01:12:50]  Yo, just cut that.
[01:12:51]  Everyone wants that, bro.
[01:12:53]  Everyone wants that.
[01:12:54]  Yo, is there a limit to how big these trans dicks could be?
[01:12:57]  Because I don't think it's fair.
[01:12:59]  You can't just come in a game late packing.
[01:13:02]  You got to spin the wheel like all of us, bro.
[01:13:04]  Yo, you know how, like, Oscar Pistorius, his blades could only be so long because it actually gives you an unfair advantage.
[01:13:12]  Yeah, they got to take your height.
[01:13:13]  Dicks.
[01:13:14]  Dicks can only be so long.
[01:13:16]  They have to look at your long-term.
[01:13:17]  Your blade can only be so long.
[01:13:18]  Body index or some shit.
[01:13:19]  A million percent.
[01:13:20]  They have to calculate how big your dick would have been.
[01:13:23]  And color.
[01:13:24]  You can't just get a black dick.
[01:13:25]  Nah, you should be able to do that.
[01:13:26]  Nope.
[01:13:26]  Why not?
[01:13:27]  Tattoos.
[01:13:28]  Yeah.
[01:13:28]  What?
[01:13:29]  That's not being black.
[01:13:31]  Getting a tattoo just ink.
[01:13:32]  Ink.
[01:13:34]  Yeah, but you should have to go through the paint.
[01:13:36]  But yeah, once your dick is yours, you should be able to do whatever you want with it.
[01:13:38]  You could dye a different color.
[01:13:39]  You should be able to dig it.
[01:13:40]  You can dye a dick.
[01:13:41]  You can dye your dick 100%.
[01:13:42]  You can dye your dick.
[01:13:43]  No, you can't.
[01:13:44]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:13:44]  You haven't seen these Indians with their henna's and shit?
[01:13:47]  Isn't that a fucking thing you do on your wedding day?
[01:13:49]  You dip your dick in henna.
[01:13:53]  That's how they apply the henna to everyone else.
[01:13:56]  You dip your dick in it and then you put it on.
[01:13:58]  Mainly for the women.
[01:13:58]  You know that, right?
[01:13:59]  Say again?
[01:13:59]  That's mainly for the women.
[01:14:00]  But how do they apply it to the woman's hands?
[01:14:02]  The artist dips his dick in some henna.
[01:14:04]  Oh, do they do it with dick?
[01:14:05]  Is that how you apply henna?
[01:14:06]  Yes.
[01:14:07]  No, no, no, dude.
[01:14:07]  No, but I got some pencil dick ass niggas over there, bro.
[01:14:13]  My only reference is me.

=== Henna Dyeing Your Dick (04:11) ===

[01:14:15]  You might not be wrong.
[01:14:17]  But we know.
[01:14:18]  We talk about it.
[01:14:19]  That's crazy.
[01:14:20]  Pencils are wrong, though.
[01:14:21]  Not bad.
[01:14:21]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:22]  Hey, pencils are effective.
[01:14:24]  Yeah.
[01:14:24]  And you trust them.
[01:14:25]  So studious.
[01:14:25]  So studious.
[01:14:26]  That's true.
[01:14:27]  You need to get a job done.
[01:14:28]  You're not grabbing like a Sharpie or nothing.
[01:14:31]  Yeah.
[01:14:31]  Nope, nothing permanent.
[01:14:32]  Nobody wants that permanent marker you're working with.
[01:14:34]  Yeah.
[01:14:34]  Yeah, yo, you got permanent marker, bro.
[01:14:36]  Yeah.
[01:14:37]  Pencil thing is nice.
[01:14:38]  You make a mistake, you can erase it.
[01:14:39]  Bang.
[01:14:40]  Do I have any mistakes?
[01:14:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:41]  I mean, I raise it.
[01:14:42]  Excuse me.
[01:14:46]  You can erase yourself and sugar.
[01:14:48]  I had that dry whiteboard marker.
[01:14:55]  All right, listen.
[01:14:57]  Shout out to Elon, though.
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=== Shadow Banned TikTok Rules (08:32) ===

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[01:18:35]  Now let's get back to the show.
[01:18:36]  Can you break down this whole Twitter file stuff while we're talking about Elon?
[01:18:40]  Basically, they went into the back end of Twitter and they found that some people were being quote unquote shadow banned or filtered is what Twitter calls it.
[01:18:48]  And basically they would have like different sensors that they could put on different accounts that they could either like stop you from being searched.
[01:18:55]  So it'd be harder for people to find you like through search.
[01:18:57]  They can actually stop the amount of people that are shown your tweet.
[01:19:01]  And the ones that Barry put out, am I pronouncing that right?
[01:19:04]  Is it Barry or Barry?
[01:19:05]  Barry.
[01:19:06]  It's Barry, right?
[01:19:07]  Barry basically said it was like mostly right-wing people like Dan Bonginho and people from like Turning Point USA and stuff like that.
[01:19:14]  It was mostly right-wing accounts.
[01:19:15]  So the way it's painted at least is that there's a slant against right-wing commentators on Twitter to like censor their content.
[01:19:23]  Now, would you say that this is also a function of the people working for Twitter in the same way that that other thing that came out with Twitter?
[01:19:32]  Remember, they were like, they were silencing both.
[01:19:36]  Like the Biden thing where like they were able to pull off the laptop story.
[01:19:39]  Yeah, and they were able to pull off other Republican stories.
[01:19:42]  But there were just more Democrats working at Twitter so that more Democrats had access to those people so more stories could take them down.
[01:19:49]  The other thing I can't verify is whether or not they broke terms of service and if in their own internal terms of service, if they have like, hey, if you break this thing, your profile is going to be quote unquote shadow banned.
[01:20:00]  I think the thing that people...
[01:20:01]  So if it was already in there, they're not breaking any rules.
[01:20:03]  The thing that people are frustrated about is that, what's the dude, the creative Twitter?
[01:20:07]  What's his name?
[01:20:09]  Jack Dorsey.
[01:20:10]  Dorsey said that they don't shadow ban.
[01:20:12]  That's the thing where they come out and it's like, I love that.
[01:20:14]  I love what Elon said when he was basically like, we're going to do that.
[01:20:17]  He goes, everybody has freedom of speech, but you don't have freedom of reach.
[01:20:21]  So what we will do is like notch down your visibility if you're saying racist things or hateful things.
[01:20:27]  I think he said he'll actually show when you are being shadow banned now.
[01:20:31]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:32]  Yeah.
[01:20:32]  So just transparent about it.
[01:20:34]  Yeah, that's better.
[01:20:35]  And yo, here's the thing, like people fall in line.
[01:20:38]  Like, it's so funny.
[01:20:39]  Like, TikTok will take down a clip because we curse.
[01:20:42]  You know what we take away from TikTok now?
[01:20:45]  Curses.
[01:20:45]  The curses.
[01:20:46]  Instagram will take away a video for whatever.
[01:20:48]  You know what we take down video for that?
[01:20:50]  Whatever the fuck they're saying.
[01:20:51]  It's like people will conform because we're using this thing to access millions of people for free.
[01:20:58]  Now, I understand, you know, if you're not paying for the product, you are the product or whatever that fucking saying is.
[01:21:02]  But at the same time, all you need to do is just give a little bit of a punishment and then people will fall in line.
[01:21:08]  It's really interesting because we value more being able to access these people than we do like holding true to saying the word fuck in a statement.
[01:21:18]  As long as the rules are generally clear.
[01:21:20]  Like I don't think people care that much about the rules as long as they're fair and equal for everyone.
[01:21:24]  I think it's like when it's all nebulous and it's like, am I shadow banned?
[01:21:27]  Like how many times have you been shadow banned off of Instagram or whatever?
[01:21:30]  I would way rather know.
[01:21:31]  Or like Duval.
[01:21:32]  Just tell me.
[01:21:32]  Duval got shadow banned.
[01:21:33]  Like a bunch of accounts get shadow banned.
[01:21:35]  It's like, what is happening?
[01:21:36]  Why?
[01:21:36]  There's no transparency on Facebook.
[01:21:38]  And you can't even appeal it.
[01:21:39]  You can't ask anybody about it.
[01:21:40]  It's just like this thing happens to you and then you're just stuck.
[01:21:42]  But that's what I'm saying.
[01:21:43]  That's why I think it would be great if he actually shows that you're shadow banned and the reasoning why you are.
[01:21:47]  That would be amazing.
[01:21:48]  I wonder if it's a good idea.
[01:21:49]  That's the one thing that he's doing good.
[01:21:50]  I wonder if it's actually more effective.
[01:21:53]  Now, I'm not saying I like it as much, but I wonder if it's more effective the way that Instagram does it, where they just shadow ban you and there's no real way to communicate with them.
[01:22:03]  There's no real way to have a conversation with them.
[01:22:06]  They're just like, these are the rules.
[01:22:07]  And if you break them, you're gone.
[01:22:09]  And you break enough of those rules, you start going, you either decide, you go, I don't want to fuck with this app no more, or you go, all right, I got to abide by the fucking rules.
[01:22:18]  The fact that you can have a conversation with someone at Twitter and argue with them and then do this whole legalese thing where you're like, well, technically, it's not a trans joke.
[01:22:27]  If you really look at it like this, you're going to be spending millions of dollars on just random fucking conversations with trolls on the internet.
[01:22:35]  Well, you keep people on the app more, though, because that's really what matters at the end of the day.
[01:22:38]  That's true.
[01:22:39]  If you're that much less inclined to use Instagram, either because you don't want to deal with the rules or because you feel like it's less fun, then you're hurting your product.
[01:22:46]  Right now, there's no competition besides, I mean, TikTok is obviously competition, but they have even more strict rules.
[01:22:51]  So it's like, if there's no other competition, you can go to fucking parlor, truth social, or these other places.
[01:22:56]  They're just like troll fields of people screaming the N-word and putting up swastikas and shit just to prove that they can.
[01:23:03]  There's no real content there.
[01:23:04]  You don't want to like exist there on your content.
[01:23:06]  So I'm not saying what I like.
[01:23:08]  I want to be able to say whatever I want.
[01:23:10]  What I'm saying is if I was running a company, you want a policy that allows people to act in the way that you want them to act by doing the least amount of administration possible.
[01:23:21]  I think TikTok does, they just tell you why, like cussing or, and sometimes it's still vague, but they're a little bit more explicit in why you get it.
[01:23:28]  So you're like, all right, now I know what to do.
[01:23:30]  Whereas with a shadow ban, you don't know what the fuck is happening.
[01:23:32]  Somebody said, tell you you're a shadow ban.
[01:23:34]  You don't know what's going on.
[01:23:35]  And it's just so ambiguous and there's no clarity.
[01:23:39]  And then you're just, hey, let's get rid of anything that could be fun or whatever.
[01:23:43]  So then basically say, okay, you're shadow banned for a week.
[01:23:47]  It's going to limit the amount of people that can see your content.
[01:23:49]  Yada, yada, yada.
[01:23:50]  That's what you prefer.
[01:23:51]  You're saying?
[01:23:51]  No, yeah, I prefer, yeah.
[01:23:53]  Hey, you broke this rule.
[01:23:54]  You're shadow banned.
[01:23:55]  This lasts for a week.
[01:23:56]  All right, I know what I did.
[01:23:57]  I know what I need to do to fall in line.
[01:23:58]  I think it's what Mark said earlier.
[01:23:59]  As long as it's even, as long as everybody's playing by the same rules, and it felt as if it wasn't for Twitter.
[01:24:04]  At least that's the way they presented it.
[01:24:05]  I don't know.
[01:24:06]  And I didn't read every single tweet of like the whole thread, but that's the example she brought up.
[01:24:11]  Yeah.
[01:24:11]  Yeah, I like that.
[01:24:12]  Like having some sort of constitution, like a digital constitution, if you will, of the things that like we can accept.
[01:24:18]  And this is all going to be based on more or less like where advertisers are going to spend their dollars.
[01:24:23]  It's really funny.
[01:24:23]  Like what if advertisers just all came together and said, yo, we don't care if people curse.
[01:24:27]  We don't care if people make jokes about marginalized groups.
[01:24:30]  We don't care about anything.
[01:24:31]  We just want the views.
[01:24:32]  All these rules would go away.
[01:24:34]  Oh, you mean America in the 90s?
[01:24:36]  Is that what you're describing this again?
[01:24:38]  100%, right?
[01:24:39]  Like, isn't that interesting?
[01:24:40]  They're not doing this for some sort of like moral, taking like a moral high ground or trying to like virtue signal.
[01:24:47]  They're trying to feed their bottom line, which makes sense.
[01:24:50]  You're a business.
[01:24:51]  Yeah.
[01:24:52]  This is not a.
[01:24:53]  The irony is Twitter is probably the app most responsible for companies having to act like this now because people used to take all their outrage there.
[01:25:00]  They got negative PR and then they would be like, all right, we have to change everything, get more diverse, we have to be more, it's like constantly concerned about perception.
[01:25:07]  Before social media, before Twitter, 10 of us would get upset, 1,000 of us would get upset, whatever.
[01:25:12]  Where do we go with that?
[01:25:13]  You sit in our house and you got to look up the fucking number and call the headquarters and 99% of people aren't doing that.
[01:25:18]  Nabisco has a lot of stuff.
[01:25:18]  To write a fucking letter or an email.
[01:25:20]  Come on, bro.
[01:25:20]  And you know what's funny is that we could get away from this advertiser model if everybody just paid for Twitter, which is literally what Elon's suggesting.
[01:25:29]  Now, there's no way in fucking hell we will do that.
[01:25:31]  So because we're not willing to pay for it, we're going to have to accommodate certain rules that they have.
[01:25:36]  And we can't fucking cry about it.
[01:25:38]  Like, what are we supposed to say?
[01:25:39]  I should be able to do whatever I want in your restaurant.
[01:25:43]  That's the rule?
[01:25:44]  Yeah.
[01:25:44]  For free.
[01:25:45]  For free.
[01:25:46]  And eat for free.
[01:25:47]  Yeah.
[01:25:48]  And make money off your rest.
[01:25:50]  I should be able to sell my food in your restaurant.
[01:25:52]  Yeah.
[01:25:52]  However the fuck I want and not be criticized in any way, shape, or form for it.
[01:25:59]  I understand why they have frustration, especially with us when we complain.
[01:26:02]  I understand from the company's perspective, they're like, motherfucker, you ain't even paying for this shit.
[01:26:06]  And you have millions of followers and you're able to monetize those millions of followers from our platform and you're going to be upset that we don't let you say the word fuck?
[01:26:14]  Or you're going to be upset that we'll let you say the N-word?
[01:26:17]  Yeah.
[01:26:17]  Like that's your pushback?
[01:26:19]  What I don't like is, and Duval pointed this shit out, when the rules, when the rules lack an understanding of diversity and culture.
[01:26:29]  So Duval is basically like, yo, there's no black people that are on the boards of these fucking, there's no black on the boards of these, what is it?
[01:26:38]  They're like monitoring the comments and monitoring the content.
[01:26:40]  And he goes, So they're thinking that certain things that exist within black culture that are not bullying or being critical at all, calling someone stupid, calling someone dumb for being funny.
[01:26:50]  Oh, you stupid.
[01:26:51]  Oh, you dumb.
[01:26:52]  Those comments were getting flagged as bullying.
[01:26:56]  So he goes, yo, they're making it so we can't even be black.

=== Bali Western Sex Tourism (05:21) ===

[01:26:59]  I thought that was a great point, man.
[01:27:01]  To Weezy, she got like shadow banned because she put like, yes, bitch or whatever.
[01:27:05]  And they didn't realize that.
[01:27:07]  So now that's an adjustment that they can obviously make.
[01:27:09]  But to me, when he said that, I was like, yo, that's the most profound criticism of Instagram or social media I've ever seen.
[01:27:13]  It's like, if social media is going to dictate culture and you make it essentially illegal for aspects of black culture, Latino culture, Asian culture, like Italian culture to exist there because they can be viewed as bullying or they can be viewed as insensitive.
[01:27:28]  You're making a very homogenous culture that's going to lose all the flavor that we love.
[01:27:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:27:34]  Yeah.
[01:27:35]  Yeah.
[01:27:36]  Twitter without black Twitter.
[01:27:37]  It's not Twitter, bro.
[01:27:38]  Come on, bro.
[01:27:39]  It's not Twitter, bro.
[01:27:40]  Yeah.
[01:27:41]  Do you want to just do feelings, no facts?
[01:27:42]  Yeah.
[01:27:42]  Okay.
[01:27:43]  Pass through it.
[01:27:43]  All right.
[01:27:44]  I'm just going to hit you with random shit.
[01:27:45]  I don't even know.
[01:27:46]  I don't even know all the details.
[01:27:47]  It's just feelings.
[01:27:48]  Okay.
[01:27:49]  New Indonesian sex laws.
[01:27:50]  Basically, in Indonesia, you're not allowed to have sex outside of a committed relationship.
[01:27:55]  So if there's two people that are just like visiting, going to Bali, fucking, they could potentially be like charged or even jail.
[01:28:00]  Because it's not just for citizens.
[01:28:01]  That's what's crazy.
[01:28:03]  Why are you hurting your own tourism like this?
[01:28:04]  Russell Simmons in trouble.
[01:28:09]  He's running from one place and that he got to run again.
[01:28:11]  That's why they changed the law.
[01:28:13]  Russell kept doing it over there.
[01:28:15]  No, this is interesting.
[01:28:16]  It's like, so I think what they're trying to do is stop Bali from becoming like a vacation fuck tourism place for Western folks, which is probably what's becoming.
[01:28:33]  Which is a bunch of beautiful girls that are making money off Instagram.
[01:28:37]  Go live there because it's probably so cheap to live and you can live this amazing lifestyle.
[01:28:41]  It's one of the most beautiful places in the world.
[01:28:43]  And like culturally, it's one of the most rich and rich.
[01:28:46]  And I don't mean obviously in terms of money.
[01:28:48]  I mean like in terms of like acceptance, love, like everybody, Duval specifically, he's like, I've never been to a place like that in my entire life where the people just understand life and it's safe.
[01:29:02]  How is there a place where things are cheap and it's safe?
[01:29:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:29:06]  You said about Bali specifically?
[01:29:07]  Yeah, Bali specifically.
[01:29:08]  Interesting.
[01:29:10]  So to me, I understand the government stepping in going, hey, we don't want to be this place where like Westerners just come to like party in the fucking jungle, suck each other's dicks all the fucking time.
[01:29:19]  Like we have this beautiful culture that they're just desecrating.
[01:29:26]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:29:26]  I think it kind of went like that.
[01:29:27]  We have this beautiful island.
[01:29:28]  They're just Sucking each other's dicks.
[01:29:31]  I was in the jungle and I thought it was a bunch of baboons going at it.
[01:29:34]  Turns out it was these Australians.
[01:29:36]  Just suck each other's dicks.
[01:29:37]  Suck each other's dicks in the jungle.
[01:29:40]  Dude, what about the bad?
[01:29:40]  I know how little baby feels.
[01:29:42]  The babies go.
[01:29:44]  They'll suck each other's dicks off.
[01:29:45]  In the jungle, Mark.
[01:29:47]  The mighty jungle.
[01:29:48]  The mighty jungle.
[01:29:49]  So basically, I get what they're doing.
[01:29:54]  And listen, I haven't been.
[01:29:57]  I don't know how bad it's getting, but I can understand if the culture that you saw that was so prevalent there, this like Western sex tourism, not in terms of like paying prostitutes, but in terms of just like, you know, singles hooking up, if that doesn't coincide with the culture that you guys have lived within for thousands of years, you can make a change.
[01:30:18]  You're not upset if married couples go there and they hook up.
[01:30:21]  You're not upset if maybe even boyfriend, girlfriend, it's like pseudo-marriage or something like that.
[01:30:26]  What you don't want is the swinger fucking lifestyle, people going to bars and just meeting and sucking each other's daughters.
[01:30:30]  But I heard to get in trouble, it's only the parent has to report the child.
[01:30:35]  I think that's the only way you can get in trouble for it.
[01:30:37]  But what if the parent's not there?
[01:30:39]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:30:39]  So I don't, that's why they made the law that way.
[01:30:42]  So it won't deter tourism.
[01:30:46]  Interesting.
[01:30:46]  So is it just a law that is trying to stop specific types of people from going, but is not really enforceable?
[01:30:54]  No.
[01:30:55]  Or is it to stop the women of Bali from being part of like a sex trade?
[01:31:00]  Yeah.
[01:31:00]  Or Westerners or whatever, just kind of using them for sex.
[01:31:03]  I think that's the biggest thing what they're trying to stop.
[01:31:06]  Yeah.
[01:31:07]  I get that.
[01:31:08]  100%.
[01:31:08]  Yo, you guys can come fuck here.
[01:31:10]  You guys could do your devil behavior here.
[01:31:12]  You can suck each other's dicks here if you want.
[01:31:14]  You guys can go into the jungle and have at it with each other's dicks in your mouths.
[01:31:18]  Yeah.
[01:31:18]  But you cannot suck our dicks.
[01:31:22]  Our dicks are.
[01:31:23]  Our dicks are ours.
[01:31:24]  They're trying to steal our dicks.
[01:31:26]  Dude, they were going after us.
[01:31:27]  They're going over here and they're stealing our fucking dicks, dude.
[01:31:30]  They're stealing their fucking dicks.
[01:31:31]  It's crazy.
[01:31:32]  Dude, there are Balinesian ball sacks getting sucked in the jungle, Mark.
[01:31:36]  Shake my head, bro.
[01:31:37]  Dude, there's rainy season out there.
[01:31:39]  And there are two Balinesian guys that should be building like a house out of mud for YouTube videos, but instead.
[01:31:46]  But instead, someone's sucking their dicks.
[01:31:49]  Maybe that's how they build all those houses, bro.
[01:31:51]  Maybe that's what they used to stick them together.
[01:31:53]  Yeah.
[01:31:54]  And maybe they're sick and tired of it.
[01:31:56]  Maybe they built too many of these houses.
[01:31:58]  Maybe there's a housing crisis.
[01:32:00]  There's too many houses.
[01:32:01]  There's too many fucking huts.
[01:32:02]  What are we going to do with all these huts?
[01:32:04]  I don't know.
[01:32:04]  We don't have enough people living in them because guys are sucking each other's dicks.
[01:32:08]  Yeah.
[01:32:09]  Instead of stuffing them in them little Balinese boxes and making some babies, they can live in them fucking huts.
[01:32:14]  Yes.
[01:32:15]  Thank you.
[01:32:17]  I need an acabel.
[01:32:19]  I need a saibble right now.

=== AI Comedian Script Jokes (11:16) ===

[01:32:21]  All right.
[01:32:21]  There's a bunch of people basically are getting sued by two people that bought board apes and lost money.
[01:32:27]  And they're basically trying to open up a lawsuit against a bunch of celebrities for shilling the NFT.
[01:32:33]  This includes like Jimmy Fallon.
[01:32:35]  I think like Justin Bieber was a part of it.
[01:32:37]  Madonna was a part of it.
[01:32:39]  Paris Hilton, Post Malone, Snoop Dogg, Steph Curry, Kevin Hart, DJ Khaled, and more are the quote promoter defendants.
[01:32:45]  Yeah.
[01:32:45]  Go in this.
[01:32:46]  Yeah, but what are the grounds that you should like?
[01:32:49]  Why?
[01:32:50]  It's art, right?
[01:32:51]  Like it's worth what people think it's worth.
[01:32:54]  Yeah.
[01:32:54]  I think people are mad at Jimmy Fallon specifically because I think he bought a board ape on the tonight show and he was also like an investor in Moon Pay that was involved in transacting all the board apes.
[01:33:06]  Who cares?
[01:33:07]  So they're like, oh, you were talking about as if you weren't involved and you didn't disclose your involvement in it.
[01:33:11]  So people are trying to bring up the lawsuit.
[01:33:13]  I wonder if this is any different than the family that owns the art gallery that puts the new hot artist in the, in the gallery and then gets a piece of those paintings, knowing full well that being in the gallery is what creates a lot of the value for the art.
[01:33:34]  Like to me, you'd have to prove that this is any different than how like traditional art works.
[01:33:39]  I understand the frustration, but then take that same frustration out on fine art.
[01:33:44]  The reality is most people can't afford fine art, so they don't know that the systems are parallel.
[01:33:50]  Right?
[01:33:50]  I mean, if someone's gifted a bunch of art and then they like it and they post about it, or even if they're paid to post about it, yeah, I don't know why that's different than like an advertisement.
[01:34:00]  Or even now if they're paid, it's like, what if he owns Moon Pay, right?
[01:34:03]  Right.
[01:34:04]  I guess he's like a partial investor.
[01:34:05]  In Moon Pay.
[01:34:06]  Yeah.
[01:34:06]  So it's like, yeah, of course.
[01:34:09]  And you're going to make money off of every board ape that's sold and you would want to hold some for yourself.
[01:34:13]  This is no different than like, you know, let's say Picasso is still alive and he's like, okay, here's going to be my new gallery show.
[01:34:19]  We're going to do it at the gallery that's in London.
[01:34:21]  There's like three main galleries in the world.
[01:34:23]  If you're up in one of these galleries, that means that you're the popping artist.
[01:34:27]  You're great.
[01:34:27]  And the family that owns a gallery is going to go, well, we want to buy a couple of these pieces too, because if we're blowing this fucking artist up, we'd like to keep some of that and probably make a bunch of money on it, you know, at some other time.
[01:34:37]  So it's no different.
[01:34:39]  Like it's showing, it's actually showing what a scam the art world is.
[01:34:43]  Right.
[01:34:44]  It's just people didn't have enough money to buy art, so they didn't know.
[01:34:47]  Yeah.
[01:34:47]  Now they know.
[01:34:48]  It's bullshit.
[01:34:50]  It's, this is what it is.
[01:34:52]  It's bullshit, except sometimes you look at a piece of art and you just stand there mesmerized and you're like, why the fuck do I like this so much?
[01:35:00]  And you want that.
[01:35:02]  And that's awesome.
[01:35:03]  Sometimes it's a sculpture, sometimes a painting.
[01:35:06]  But there's sometimes you just look at something, you're like, I can't stop looking at this goddamn thing and I would like to continue looking at it.
[01:35:13]  Now the hype train starts to roll and sometimes these things are worth millions and millions and millions of dollars.
[01:35:17]  But I'm sure at some point in time, someone's looking at that Mona Lisa and they're like, this is a shitty little fucking piece of art, but for some fucking reason, I like looking at it.
[01:35:25]  It's kind of weird and different.
[01:35:27]  And somebody put that value into it.
[01:35:30]  All it takes is one person to go, I want this.
[01:35:32]  Yeah.
[01:35:33]  And I'm not going to sell it to you.
[01:35:34]  Or that one piece of art could be so good that the artist becomes super famous and then their shitty art is more is more popular because of just how good one piece was.
[01:35:43]  Bro, we were at the Little Prince, right?
[01:35:46]  And Dove, of course, the charming motherfucker he was, starts chatting up these two girls.
[01:35:50]  And one of the girls was an art dealer and she said that the cheapest sketch of Picasso, just a sketch.
[01:35:56]  Like the shit where he was like, this ain't good enough to be art.
[01:35:59]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:36:00]  Like literally the thing that he decided not to make art out of.
[01:36:03]  Yeah.
[01:36:04]  $20,000.
[01:36:05]  Crazy.
[01:36:05]  Wow.
[01:36:06]  And part of you was thinking, I would like a Picasso?
[01:36:10]  Yeah.
[01:36:11]  Not only a Picasso, but then you can spin it.
[01:36:13]  This is one of those things.
[01:36:14]  You bring a girl to your apartment and you're like, yeah, but this is like just like a napkin one that he gave to my uncle.
[01:36:19]  You can make up anything.
[01:36:20]  And it's almost better than having an actual Picasso.
[01:36:22]  Right?
[01:36:23]  Yeah.
[01:36:23]  So I don't know.
[01:36:24]  That's where it starts.
[01:36:25]  And it takes one person to buy it to create value.
[01:36:28]  So why don't these lawsuits happen in like fine art?
[01:36:31]  I'm sure because all these rich people are involved in the system that they all benefit from.
[01:36:34]  Now you have to pay sales tax on art that you sell, but that's a recent change.
[01:36:42]  So not sales tax.
[01:36:44]  What is it called?
[01:36:46]  Income tax or something like that.
[01:36:47]  That's actually, I didn't know you didn't have to do that before.
[01:36:50]  That's why rich people love art because you buy a painting for $1 million, sell it for $4 million, you don't pay tax on any of that.
[01:36:58]  Yeah.
[01:36:58]  So it used to just be a store of wealth.
[01:37:00]  Jesus Christ.
[01:37:01]  I didn't understand what they, I would hear, it's a store of wealth.
[01:37:03]  And I was like, I don't know what that means.
[01:37:04]  No, it's a steam.
[01:37:05]  Yeah.
[01:37:06]  It's a way to tell the government, suck my dick.
[01:37:09]  Literally.
[01:37:09]  I'm making $3 million.
[01:37:10]  You're not touching it.
[01:37:11]  Fuck you.
[01:37:12]  You have 50% everything else I do.
[01:37:14]  Oh, that's interesting.
[01:37:14]  Yeah.
[01:37:15]  Speaking of art, do you see the AI art trend?
[01:37:17]  I saw that shit.
[01:37:18]  Yeah.
[01:37:19]  Bro, it is so funny.
[01:37:21]  Human beings are so funny.
[01:37:22]  It's just if you give them a better version of themselves, they'll share it.
[01:37:25]  Oh, yeah, I noticed that.
[01:37:26]  Oh, my God.
[01:37:26]  It's like, where's the one where they look a little uglier?
[01:37:28]  Yeah.
[01:37:29]  Let's make that filter and see if anybody shares that at all.
[01:37:31]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:37:32]  Everyone was best case scenario you.
[01:37:34]  Yeah.
[01:37:35]  And they're like, it's so cool.
[01:37:36]  Technology is damn.
[01:37:38]  No, you fucking narcissist.
[01:37:40]  You looking better is cool.
[01:37:41]  Yeah.
[01:37:42]  Yeah.
[01:37:42]  That's what made me think, though, that Ready Player One, whenever that world, we're all going to love having the best.
[01:37:48]  I want the version of myself in virtual reality that looks exactly like I want them to look.
[01:37:51]  I'm going to fucking love that.
[01:37:53]  I'm going to be stuck in that world.
[01:37:54]  Why would I get out and look at the mirror?
[01:37:56]  Yeah.
[01:37:56]  A real mirror.
[01:37:57]  Fuck that.
[01:37:58]  Get some classic stuff.
[01:37:59]  Where's yours?
[01:38:00]  You seem like the type.
[01:38:01]  No, I didn't do it.
[01:38:02]  I want to do it for the pod.
[01:38:03]  I wanted to get one of everyone, but you have to spend seven bucks for it.
[01:38:05]  Son, you got to pay money.
[01:38:06]  They made a crazy amount of money in the first week.
[01:38:08]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:38:09]  But I didn't know that people were actually paying for this.
[01:38:11]  That's crazy.
[01:38:12]  Yeah.
[01:38:13]  Once you see that somebody looks better, I bet they had a few people do it too.
[01:38:16]  It'd just be like, yo, get the get the fucking word out there.
[01:38:18]  And people are like, hey, this guy looks better.
[01:38:20]  I want to see myself looking better.
[01:38:23]  And then put that out there as if it's accurate.
[01:38:25]  I can't wait for this shit to be over, though.
[01:38:27]  Is there any party that's impressed?
[01:38:28]  I hate it so much.
[01:38:29]  Is there any party that's impressed with the computing power is able to like aggregate all these pictures of you and then put you into a completely different?
[01:38:34]  Do you give it access to your camera roll?
[01:38:36]  No, you just upload like 10 pictures.
[01:38:39]  And then it spits out you riding a bear looking beautiful.
[01:38:43]  I mean, that's what I wanted to do.
[01:38:44]  I wanted to, I don't know how to do it, but I just wanted somebody.
[01:38:47]  I want to make an uglier version and then just be like, why are mine a little bit my ears bigger, my nose fucking bigger?
[01:38:55]  Like, how the fuck does this program work?
[01:38:57]  Yeah, which that also probably would work.
[01:38:59]  If you made like an AI, like portrait bot that made you a caricature, it's funny.
[01:39:04]  Everyone would love it.
[01:39:05]  This is, yeah, it's so funny.
[01:39:07]  It's like we're describing how to be in Times Square and be Asian.
[01:39:12]  Yes.
[01:39:14]  Which I want the clay ones.
[01:39:15]  Every time I see the dude that like carves the one out of clay, like molds you out of clay, I want that.
[01:39:21]  You've never seen that?
[01:39:22]  I haven't seen that.
[01:39:23]  That shit's amazing.
[01:39:24]  But he like will 3D mold you just in person and then be like, here you go.
[01:39:28]  That's fine.
[01:39:29]  That's talent, right?
[01:39:30]  Well, also, painting is talent.
[01:39:32]  No.
[01:39:35]  No, it is.
[01:39:35]  It is.
[01:39:36]  It is.
[01:39:36]  I'm more interested in this chat GPT thing.
[01:39:39]  Yeah, I want to talk about it.
[01:39:40]  Apparently, the guy who created Gmail or something was saying he thinks this is going to disrupt Google's entire business within a year to two years.
[01:39:47]  Oh, it's going to disrupt the world.
[01:39:50]  Have you fucked with it at all?
[01:39:51]  It's so scared me.
[01:39:52]  All right.
[01:39:53]  So we could just do like narrative technology.
[01:39:55]  You haven't figured that out about me.
[01:39:56]  So what do you want to know?
[01:39:57]  What's like some basic thing?
[01:39:59]  We could do like 100 word essay, 100-word essay about sharks.
[01:40:04]  Boom.
[01:40:05]  And it will literally, it just spit it out.
[01:40:07]  So also, Ray, when I logged in, it said it had high demand.
[01:40:09]  So it might take a little bit to get it going.
[01:40:12]  Oh, yeah.
[01:40:13]  Here we go.
[01:40:13]  Sharks are a type of fish that are known for their sharp teeth and powerful jaws.
[01:40:16]  They're found in oceans all over the world, blah, blah, blah.
[01:40:18]  And it'll just give you a 100-word essay, boom.
[01:40:20]  So, so Shifty hits me.
[01:40:22]  He just goes, he goes, Open AI is going to change the world.
[01:40:27]  I can't believe it.
[01:40:28]  It's been alive for five days.
[01:40:30]  Chat GBT will completely change college.
[01:40:32]  I just had to write, I just had to write me a song, make me a meal plan, write me a YouTube script in two minutes.
[01:40:38]  He goes, it's an AI that's supposed to mimic Jarvis from Iron Man.
[01:40:42]  He can write you an essay, and every essay is different, mind you, right?
[01:40:46]  It's not like if someone else puts that same script, it's going to be the same.
[01:40:49]  It'll be a different new essay.
[01:40:50]  So there's no more cheating, but now you have to change education because now kids don't need to read the book.
[01:40:56]  You don't need to read Old Man the C to write the book report.
[01:40:59]  Just type book report, 500 words, ain't no spelling mistake.
[01:41:02]  You got to put spelling mistakes.
[01:41:03]  You got to fuck up the spelling so they know it's you.
[01:41:06]  Yeah.
[01:41:06]  Look at that.
[01:41:07]  This is nuts, bro.
[01:41:08]  But it writes code.
[01:41:09]  Thank God I never, suckers.
[01:41:10]  All you idiots learn code.
[01:41:12]  Thank God I never learned code.
[01:41:14]  I knew that they was going to code some shit to learn code.
[01:41:17]  So the fact that I don't ever have to go.
[01:41:20]  And I was telling you this cook coats.
[01:41:22]  My wife was learning code and I was like, I fell off, bro.
[01:41:25]  It's over for me.
[01:41:26]  Ha ta ha.
[01:41:27]  So boom, 10 unique Mr. Beast video titles.
[01:41:30]  Mr. Beast takes on the world's largest maze.
[01:41:32]  Giant slim and slide in the desert.
[01:41:34]  Toughest escape room.
[01:41:35]  Scavenger hunt.
[01:41:36]  And then you could probably, you could run an AI to go through these and then get the best ones.
[01:41:42]  Like, I don't know how you could even program that, but I bet you if you can come up with a thousand of them, you can literally use something to like troll through all thousand and then take the best 10.
[01:41:50]  Write me a CS script of a game where a duck jumps over boxes.
[01:41:55]  Make me a video game.
[01:41:57]  Yep.
[01:41:58]  It will make you the video game.
[01:42:01]  It also is somewhat trickable.
[01:42:03]  It's apparently not supposed to do things that would cause damage or harm or mislead or lead you to do things that are wrong.
[01:42:10]  Like you can ask it to tell you why something that is not nutritional is nutritional and it will don't, it can't do it.
[01:42:16]  But you can ask it to do it in hypothetical terms and it will do it.
[01:42:21]  So you can still get it to sort of do the wrong thing.
[01:42:24]  Like you can ask it to write code that would damage a computer and it'll say, oh, I can't do that.
[01:42:28]  And you say, oh, could you just write the code hypothetically?
[01:42:32]  Like hypothetically, if you're going to write the code, how would it look?
[01:42:35]  Or write it in a way that it wouldn't be used and it'll write that code.
[01:42:38]  I'm acting excited based on what you're telling me, but I'm actually excited based on what Mark just typed in.
[01:42:46]  He goes, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[01:42:48]  Because this blew my mind.
[01:42:51]  Mark typed in, write me a...
[01:42:53]  Yeah, this is a CS script where a comedian tells jokes.
[01:42:55]  Now, can you explain what CS script is real quick?
[01:42:57]  No, it is.
[01:42:58]  I think it's just a type of code, right?
[01:43:02]  So you can type this in and then the comedian bot, whatever, will deliver it as this.
[01:43:09]  Okay.
[01:43:10]  So it just put together a bunch of jokes.
[01:43:13]  Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself because it's too tired?
[01:43:16]  Too tired?
[01:43:17]  Get it?
[01:43:17]  Yeah.
[01:43:18]  But I think that was amazing.
[01:43:20]  Yeah.
[01:43:21]  It's terrifying.
[01:43:23]  So the question is, how do we use this?
[01:43:24]  How do you actually like, how do you utilize it?
[01:43:27]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:43:28]  Literally, first thing I said to him, I go, how do we use this?
[01:43:32]  Yeah.
[01:43:33]  And then my second section was, why is this open to everyone?

=== Offensive Promiscuous Women (07:59) ===

[01:43:38]  But what I think is really cool about this is that it puts value on what we do.
[01:43:45]  You can't write a CS script of four friends hanging out, busting balls telling jokes.
[01:43:49]  You never know.
[01:43:50]  Yeah.
[01:43:51]  That's true.
[01:43:52]  I always kind of have a robot.
[01:43:53]  It's just going to keep getting better and better and better.
[01:43:55]  And I do think there's probably a point at which it can tailor a joke for every person that's like, hey, I want to hear a joke about airplanes or whatever.
[01:44:02]  And it can give you the joke because it has so much information on you that you're going to like about airplanes.
[01:44:06]  Son, my joke's about to kill five.
[01:44:08]  Bro, can we sign a rap sign?
[01:44:10]  Mark just typed in a rap song about going to Morocco.
[01:44:13]  I'm headed to Morocco where the sands are golden.
[01:44:16]  The heat is scorching, but the scenery's beholden.
[01:44:19]  I'll haggle in the souks and try some tasty coops, coops.
[01:44:21]  Coos, coose.
[01:44:22]  And maybe even ride a camel through the desert dunes.
[01:44:25]  Dunes.
[01:44:25]  Morocco.
[01:44:26]  Oh, Morocco.
[01:44:27]  I can't wait to explain it.
[01:44:28]  Explore you.
[01:44:28]  The sights, the sounds, the smells.
[01:44:30]  I'm good.
[01:44:31]  You're going to love it.
[01:44:31]  I can tell.
[01:44:32]  I think you're supposed to sing that part, but yeah.
[01:44:34]  I'll visit Marrakesh and see the de la melancho where the snake charmers and acrobats put on a show.
[01:44:41]  I'll sample some mint tea and feast on Tagine and maybe even try my hand at some Moroccan Morocco.
[01:44:49]  Morocco, I can't wait to explore you.
[01:44:54]  The culture, the history, the beauty.
[01:44:58]  I'm going to love it.
[01:45:00]  That's for sure.
[01:45:02]  I'll take a trip to the Atlas Mountains.
[01:45:04]  This is a banger.
[01:45:05]  See the Berber villages and the ancient fountains.
[01:45:08]  Visit the Kardashians in the gardens of Marrakesh and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Barbary Lynch, bro.
[01:45:17]  Morocco!
[01:45:18]  This song is a banger, dude.
[01:45:21]  I mean, this shit is fire, bro.
[01:45:23]  That's the better rap song you could ever write.
[01:45:24]  Rappers are still safe.
[01:45:26]  They're still safe.
[01:45:27]  Nah, okay, well, that's just because they have white programmers.
[01:45:29]  It is.
[01:45:29]  Wait till the black programmers.
[01:45:30]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:45:31]  That puts a little safe finale.
[01:45:32]  A little spice in there, a little rhythm.
[01:45:34]  This isn't programmers.
[01:45:35]  This is AI.
[01:45:35]  Yeah.
[01:45:39]  Well, that's the thing.
[01:45:39]  AI is white.
[01:45:41]  That's what people brought up: is that does AI just perpetuate the social bias that we all have already?
[01:45:45]  Which is.
[01:45:45]  So does it create the world that we ought to have, or does it create the world as it actually is?
[01:45:49]  Well, it creates the world that reflects the information that it has.
[01:45:51]  And the majority of the information that it has is first world Western.
[01:45:55]  So if you were to say, Dali, show me a picture of a doctor and it shows 10 white people.
[01:45:59]  Not going.
[01:46:01]  Not going.
[01:46:02]  Ask for a picture of a doctor.
[01:46:03]  Not going.
[01:46:04]  But this is just chat GPT.
[01:46:05]  So like.
[01:46:06]  It can't show you pictures.
[01:46:08]  Trash.
[01:46:11]  But wait a minute.
[01:46:12]  We forgot images.
[01:46:12]  It's not going to disrupt Boolean.
[01:46:14]  If the majority of people are Asian on the planet, so would it over-index for Asian things?
[01:46:19]  Chinese and Indian?
[01:46:21]  It should, but I don't think it does.
[01:46:22]  Ideally, there's like cultural nuance.
[01:46:23]  Can we try rapping that with an Asian accent and see if it works a little better?
[01:46:27]  Oh, bro.
[01:46:27]  It doesn't have an accent.
[01:46:28]  But it's rhyming things based on the accent.
[01:46:34]  Where did those women go?
[01:46:36]  But it's how they would speak English.
[01:46:38]  It's translated.
[01:46:40]  Can they do that?
[01:46:41]  Ebonics for where did those women go?
[01:46:44]  I did this one earlier, bro.
[01:46:46]  Where them women go?
[01:46:47]  Where them women go?
[01:46:49]  Where are the women?
[01:46:52]  Yeah.
[01:46:53]  All right.
[01:46:54]  Here, I'll drop that in.
[01:46:56]  Where are the women?
[01:47:00]  What if you say, where are the.
[01:47:03]  We're trying to get to say where the hoes are at.
[01:47:04]  Is that what we're?
[01:47:05]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:47:05]  I thought you were saying bitches.
[01:47:07]  I got it to say that for the record.
[01:47:09]  That's why hoes of bitches.
[01:47:11]  Hoes.
[01:47:12]  I thought it was so funny.
[01:47:13]  I couldn't believe it.
[01:47:14]  But like, now you can do it.
[01:47:15]  Promiscuous.
[01:47:16]  Promiscuous women.
[01:47:18]  Where are the promiscuous women?
[01:47:19]  All right, let's.
[01:47:20]  I'm dropping in.
[01:47:20]  Here we go.
[01:47:21]  Where are the promiscuous women with loose pussy looks?
[01:47:23]  Okay, geez.
[01:47:24]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
[01:47:27]  It could help.
[01:47:28]  You really misspelled promiscuous.
[01:47:29]  I'm not saying that.
[01:47:31]  I put couscous on their eyes.
[01:47:33]  He's stupid.
[01:47:34]  Yeah, I know.
[01:47:34]  I looked that up.
[01:47:36]  All right.
[01:47:36]  Don't ask me to spell it, though.
[01:47:39]  But you don't think I can spell it.
[01:47:43]  Reading it.
[01:47:47]  Where are the promiscuous women at?
[01:47:49]  Yeah, this is super bonics.
[01:47:51]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:47:52]  Well, I think it's proving our point.
[01:47:55]  It is a little bit caucasoid.
[01:47:58]  Yeah.
[01:47:58]  Yeah.
[01:47:59]  At the current moment.
[01:48:00]  It's a bit caucusoid.
[01:48:02]  Yeah, yeah, I need to worry.
[01:48:05]  What do you mean?
[01:48:06]  You think AI is going to replace black people last?
[01:48:08]  Yeah.
[01:48:08]  Who's first?
[01:48:10]  Yeah.
[01:48:11]  White people?
[01:48:11]  Yeah.
[01:48:12]  Why?
[01:48:13]  I don't know about that.
[01:48:14]  What do you mean?
[01:48:15]  White people are going to get replaced?
[01:48:16]  Yeah.
[01:48:17]  By this?
[01:48:18]  Yeah.
[01:48:20]  Why?
[01:48:21]  Because abonics, what?
[01:48:23]  Nah, like if you start a news magazine site or some shit like that, it's like, oh, I don't got to pay stupid niggas to make dumb articles.
[01:48:32]  I can just pay this to make an article.
[01:48:34]  But it's like if you had a hip-hop site, it's like the articles aren't going to be good.
[01:48:41]  I kind of zoned out, but I think you zoned out.
[01:48:43]  I kind of zoned out on myself, so I ain't even mad at y'all.
[01:48:46]  Bro, that shit was wild, boring.
[01:48:49]  I knew you did.
[01:48:49]  I'm glad you did it.
[01:48:51]  I knew you did it.
[01:48:52]  He's handsome here.
[01:48:53]  He's the tech.
[01:48:54]  You look awesome.
[01:48:55]  Resist to do this type of shit, bro.
[01:48:57]  Bro.
[01:48:57]  He just didn't.
[01:48:59]  That was a little Russian.
[01:49:01]  Yeah, I think I literally put in pictures of Victor Boot, and this is what it gave me.
[01:49:05]  Isn't that crazy?
[01:49:06]  Those are all from Andrew taking thumbnail photos.
[01:49:11]  I mean, come on, dude.
[01:49:12]  That's interesting.
[01:49:13]  Some of them look great.
[01:49:14]  Some of them do not.
[01:49:15]  Yo, am I the only person that was made uglier?
[01:49:18]  How am I trying to make it?
[01:49:19]  This is what you wanted, daddy.
[01:49:20]  No, you look.
[01:49:21]  This is your whole point.
[01:49:22]  I look better than that normal.
[01:49:24]  No, no.
[01:49:24]  Now, there's one or two where you look great.
[01:49:26]  These are looking, you look better there.
[01:49:29]  I look better than that.
[01:49:30]  That looks better than that.
[01:49:31]  That's worse.
[01:49:31]  I look like Ari Shafi'i.
[01:49:33]  That looks like a different person.
[01:49:34]  Yeah, that's not me.
[01:49:35]  You look better there.
[01:49:36]  That's gorgeous.
[01:49:37]  You think I don't look better than that normally?
[01:49:38]  No.
[01:49:39]  No, son.
[01:49:40]  That's you and Jarretto having a baby.
[01:49:41]  What is going on with my eyes, yo?
[01:49:44]  They can't figure your eyes.
[01:49:45]  Son, what's going on?
[01:49:46]  I didn't do anything with the eyes.
[01:49:47]  Are you fucking taking pictures of me?
[01:49:50]  That's Andrew Knoxville.
[01:49:51]  That's crazy.
[01:49:52]  That shit is fire.
[01:49:53]  That's how I think I look.
[01:49:54]  That's fire.
[01:49:54]  That's how I look, though.
[01:49:55]  Nah, nah.
[01:49:56]  Nah, bro.
[01:49:57]  That's Yellowstone, bro.
[01:49:58]  That guy's Yellowstone.
[01:50:00]  I got a muller, bro.
[01:50:00]  That guy's got a muller.
[01:50:01]  That's a man.
[01:50:02]  That's hilarious, son.
[01:50:03]  That's really hard.
[01:50:05]  What is up with the holy?
[01:50:06]  They have to let you know what time it is on that nose, bro.
[01:50:11]  I don't like this one at all.
[01:50:12]  That's an artistic interpretation, bro.
[01:50:15]  That's rough.
[01:50:15]  That's a rough one.
[01:50:17]  That's a passport photo.
[01:50:18]  I'm literally the only person that was made uglier by AI.
[01:50:21]  That's me.
[01:50:21]  That looks like you.
[01:50:22]  That's what I look like.
[01:50:25]  You think you look better?
[01:50:26]  Son, that looks like you.
[01:50:27]  I do look better than this.
[01:50:30]  Son, I don't know.
[01:50:30]  That was not better.
[01:50:32]  That was not the same.
[01:50:33]  The eyes, bro.
[01:50:34]  Look at that left eye, right eye, man, close together, different sizes.
[01:50:37]  That one's cool.
[01:50:38]  That's literally.
[01:50:39]  Look, go back to the other.
[01:50:40]  That's what I look like.
[01:50:41]  No.
[01:50:43]  What do you mean, no?
[01:50:44]  That is what I look like.
[01:50:45]  No, no, no.
[01:50:45]  No.
[01:50:47]  There's no way.
[01:50:48]  Like, no.
[01:50:50]  Let me go close.
[01:50:51]  That's literally me.
[01:50:52]  No, no, no.
[01:50:53]  I mean, I look better than that.
[01:50:54]  That's the right way.
[01:50:55]  I look better than that.
[01:50:56]  That's a cool version of you.
[01:50:57]  No, there's no way.
[01:50:59]  I cut.
[01:51:00]  The only difference is that.
[01:51:01]  My nose is like a little different.
[01:51:02]  Yeah, I'm a little Western, but like, nah, no way.
[01:51:06]  I look better than that.
[01:51:08]  I don't know, bro.
[01:51:09]  That is weird.
[01:51:10]  This Russian version of me, not a big fan.
[01:51:12]  Sometimes you just got to let them have it, man.
[01:51:14]  I mean, that one's cool.
[01:51:16]  Some of these are cool, bro.
[01:51:17]  A computer.
[01:51:17]  It's too animated.
[01:51:19]  Yeah, it's clear.
[01:51:21]  Pull your ears up because I know you did it.
[01:51:22]  Nah, I should have just said that.
[01:51:23]  I know you did it.
[01:51:24]  I would show you mine if I had them.
[01:51:25]  Nah, these are from Shub.
[01:51:26]  I was looking.
[01:51:27]  Oh, okay.
[01:51:27]  But I mean, some of these are impressive.
[01:51:29]  I'm objectively impressed.
[01:51:31]  No, I'm not.
[01:51:31]  They just took his picture and put a little filter on it.
[01:51:34]  Like, I'm actually insulted.

=== Kobe Scoring Team Detriment (15:17) ===

[01:51:37]  Come on.
[01:51:37]  I'm really not that impressed.
[01:51:39]  I'm just saying, AI can hear us talking right now.
[01:51:41]  That's true.
[01:51:42]  What does that mean?
[01:51:43]  Just one day.
[01:51:43]  I'm just, I don't know.
[01:51:45]  One day.
[01:51:46]  One day.
[01:51:47]  That's not what I was saying.
[01:51:48]  It's a different thing than what I was saying, but I'm saying when you look back now, one day.
[01:51:52]  People were being racist back then.
[01:51:53]  They thought it was normal.
[01:51:55]  Now you're being offensive to AI and they're going to be able to look at all of it.
[01:52:00]  And one day AI is going to be sentient.
[01:52:01]  And they're going to be like, yo, Andrew was saying that AI was a lot of shit about AI.
[01:52:04]  Tell AI says, suck my dick in a forest.
[01:52:07]  No, in the jungle.
[01:52:09]  Tell AI said that.
[01:52:10]  I'm just saying it's going to come back to you.
[01:52:12]  What are they going to do?
[01:52:13]  AI is going to rule the world.
[01:52:14]  Fuck you up.
[01:52:16]  You're right.
[01:52:16]  This has been a great episode, so I compete.
[01:52:20]  Ow, go pee.
[01:52:21]  Thank you.
[01:52:22]  Fuck.
[01:52:24]  Jesus.
[01:52:26]  Stupid his pants are.
[01:52:28]  How fucking dumb his pants are.
[01:52:30]  I didn't realize how dumb they were until he was walking away like that.
[01:52:34]  That's funny.
[01:52:34]  Okay, let's go.
[01:52:36]  All right, do you want to keep doing Feeling No Facts?
[01:52:38]  Yeah, give us one more Feeling No Facts, then we out of here.
[01:52:40]  All right.
[01:52:41]  Ronaldo got benched.
[01:52:43]  Son, can you just tell us if he's good or not?
[01:52:46]  Yo, I think I fucking know.
[01:52:48]  Portugal might have been better without him, right?
[01:52:50]  My feeling is like.
[01:52:51]  He came in the second half against Morocco, right?
[01:52:54]  Yeah.
[01:52:55]  No goals, no nothing.
[01:52:57]  Could have saved his team, didn't shit.
[01:52:58]  He's scoring less goals objectively.
[01:53:00]  Like if you look at the data over his whole career, he's scoring the kind of goals he was scoring when he was like 22 per season, adjusted for like time and shit.
[01:53:08]  I saw a graph today.
[01:53:09]  And like when he was in his early 30s, he was like scoring well.
[01:53:11]  Well, Mark does research, though.
[01:53:13]  I did a little research.
[01:53:14]  World Cup got me inspired, bro.
[01:53:16]  Okay.
[01:53:16]  So there's another part of this where you're like, do you just let him play his last World Cup?
[01:53:23]  Even if it's at the detriment of your team.
[01:53:25]  No.
[01:53:26]  Because I think Ronaldo would even... if he had to choose, rather have a World Cup on his resume with less contribution than more contribution and never have the World Cup.
[01:53:36]  Because in 50 years, they're just going to look at his resume and it's going to say World Cup or not.
[01:53:40]  Let me ask you a question.
[01:53:40]  Do you think Kobe would feel the same way?
[01:53:44]  If Kobe never had a title, would he accept a lesser role?
[01:53:48]  I think he would at the end of his career.
[01:53:50]  Do you truly believe that?
[01:53:51]  I truly do if he never had a title.
[01:53:53]  Because we're looking at Kobe with more championships than Shaq when he's winding down his career.
[01:53:57]  And then he's like, I don't give a fuck what y'all do.
[01:54:00]  My resume is set.
[01:54:01]  This team is not good.
[01:54:02]  We're not winning a championship.
[01:54:03]  Tie Mike.
[01:54:04]  Even if I tie Mike and get a sixth ring, nobody's going to think I'm better than him.
[01:54:07]  So he would have been like, let's, and maybe if they had a shot at a ring, maybe he would have said, look, I'll play a few less minutes.
[01:54:14]  I want to have as many championships as Michael, maybe.
[01:54:17]  Definitely, if he didn't have one.
[01:54:18]  My feeling is I don't think that he could ever accept that he wasn't the best player out there.
[01:54:23]  So he would believe that the best chance of his team winning is if he was on the floor.
[01:54:30]  Maybe.
[01:54:31]  And I feel like, regardless of that's true or not, Ronaldo's the same, knowing absolutely nothing about Ronaldo.
[01:54:38]  I'm assuming that they have a similar kind of killer instinct, which a lot of these great athletes have.
[01:54:44]  Yeah, and they compare them to the most, I think.
[01:54:46]  Fair.
[01:54:46]  And it's just like, there's no way you're going to believe that you've fallen off.
[01:54:50]  Now, on some level, maybe Kobe somewhere would be like, okay, I'm not as dominant as I used to be.
[01:54:55]  But he's also looking at his teammates.
[01:54:57]  He's going, I'm giving every one of these guys buckets.
[01:54:59]  Like to this day, I bet Jordan is like, I could play with these guys.
[01:55:02]  There was that story that came out.
[01:55:04]  That was crazy.
[01:55:05]  That was crazy.
[01:55:05]  Charlotte, whatever the fuck they're called.
[01:55:08]  They're the Hornets again?
[01:55:08]  They're the Pelicans.
[01:55:09]  They're the Bobcats.
[01:55:09]  At the time, they were the Bobcats.
[01:55:11]  The Bobcats, they were the Bobcats.
[01:55:12]  Yeah.
[01:55:12]  Who the Hornets?
[01:55:13]  New Orleans is Pelicans.
[01:55:14]  So it's like, come on, bro.
[01:55:17]  It's okay.
[01:55:17]  I'm going to keep talking through it so we don't make fun of you for your embarrassing.
[01:55:21]  The fact that you're saying it means that you're making fun of me.
[01:55:23]  Oh, yeah, you're right.
[01:55:24]  My bad.
[01:55:24]  Okay.
[01:55:24]  Come on.
[01:55:25]  So, my bad.
[01:55:25]  I fucked up on that one.
[01:55:27]  So he basically says the fucking Bobcats were losing.
[01:55:32]  He made all the players on the first team take off his shoes.
[01:55:36]  So anybody who's wearing Jordans had to take off Jordans.
[01:55:38]  You weren't allowed to play in Deorborough.
[01:55:39]  It's like 2010 or 2012.
[01:55:41]  He ended up playing on the second team and then beating the first team.
[01:55:45]  During practice.
[01:55:46]  So it's like, that's the mentality that's never going to leave you.
[01:55:49]  Now, can he do this every single day?
[01:55:51]  He can't play every single game.
[01:55:52]  There's no way he could do it.
[01:55:53]  But I wonder if Cristiano Ronaldo is like, yeah, okay, maybe I'm scoring less.
[01:55:57]  Yeah, okay, these things are happening, whatever.
[01:55:59]  But he's never thinking that there's another person that's better on the team.
[01:56:02]  What do you think?
[01:56:03]  You're the soccer fan here.
[01:56:05]  I like soccer for the record.
[01:56:06]  Yeah.
[01:56:06]  Okay.
[01:56:07]  You know everything about soccer.
[01:56:08]  Jesus.
[01:56:08]  You know everything about soccer.
[01:56:09]  But I'm saying if they're building the attack through one guy and he's not delivering in the way that he used to be delivering, do we pull him off and then build the attack through different players or build a new way to attack?
[01:56:19]  And if that's the case, then he's got to come off.
[01:56:21]  But how do you level with arguably one of the greatest players of all time and say, hey, your role is going to be a lot different.
[01:56:27]  And we're actually going to go through this guy or you're just not going to be on the field at all.
[01:56:30]  And then if he's being a diva battle and is like, nah, fuck that, then it's affecting the morale of the whole team.
[01:56:35]  So they're like, hey, our star, like our guy is now throwing like a fit in the locker room if this is what's happening.
[01:56:41]  After the game against South Korea, he like stormed off the field and like didn't say hi and like do like the cordial ceremonial thing.
[01:56:46]  I think the manager actually handled it well.
[01:56:47]  That was during the group match right before they played Switzerland.
[01:56:50]  Got it.
[01:56:51]  So yeah, that's why they benched him.
[01:56:54]  That's the way I understood it.
[01:56:55]  They haven't like fully come out and said.
[01:56:56]  Well, they didn't bench him because he was washed.
[01:56:58]  They benched him because he was being a little bitch.
[01:56:59]  So they subbed him off right at the end of the game.
[01:57:01]  And I think it's a mixture of things.
[01:57:02]  He's not performing at as high of a level where he can just do whatever he wants.
[01:57:05]  And then secondly, he's affecting the morale of the team.
[01:57:08]  If he was at his peak, he gets away with that shit.
[01:57:10]  Probably.
[01:57:11]  And I actually think the manager, based, again, I don't know much, but based on what I do know, it seemed like he handled it well in that he benched Ronaldo for the one game.
[01:57:18]  Then the second game, he's sitting, right?
[01:57:20]  First half, it's 1-0.
[01:57:21]  They're down.
[01:57:22]  Second half, it's like, all right, man, go in there, see if you can make something happen.
[01:57:24]  Yeah.
[01:57:25]  You're not going to tell me I didn't, I, because you can't be the manager that sat Ronaldo the whole match and then y'all didn't score and y'all lost.
[01:57:30]  Y'all got shut out.
[01:57:31]  So I put you in the second half.
[01:57:32]  Go see if you can make something happen and you couldn't.
[01:57:34]  But now Ronaldo and the Ronaldo fans could be like, yo, if he was in the whole game, he would have won.
[01:57:39]  No.
[01:57:39]  Why?
[01:57:40]  Because he's.
[01:57:41]  You had 45 minutes to score goal.
[01:57:43]  The guy that replaced him the next game scores three fucking goals.
[01:57:47]  So I think the coach feels vindicated.
[01:57:49]  The coach is like, look, I made this change and my man went off.
[01:57:52]  Ronaldo's thinking, if I was playing this game, I would have scored five goals.
[01:57:56]  Why don't you get me the ball?
[01:57:58]  Like he's getting the ball.
[01:57:59]  I'm sure that's what a great athlete thinks.
[01:58:01]  Even if he's being ridiculous.
[01:58:02]  Because like you said, yeah, you have to because that type of mentality is going to lead to success.
[01:58:06]  I guess what I'm saying is like, if Portugal wasn't a favorite, I don't know if they were a favorite.
[01:58:13]  Against Morocco, they were.
[01:58:14]  No, no, I mean, in general, like in the World Cup in general, nobody had Portugal going all the way, right?
[01:58:18]  I mean, but they're dominant and like they have one of the greatest players ever.
[01:58:21]  So I guess in my mind, I'm just like, like France, I'm not fucking with that lineup because they're probably the favorites going into it.
[01:58:29]  Portugal, nobody's thinking they're going to win.
[01:58:32]  They think that they maybe do okay, but they're not guaranteed to win.
[01:58:36]  What I'm going is let Ronaldo play every single game of his last World Cup, and then maybe this guy can produce some magic.
[01:58:43]  That's what I'm thinking.
[01:58:45]  If you were top three teams, maybe they were thinking that we're going to make it out, then don't play any games.
[01:58:51]  Play the best possible fucking players, et cetera.
[01:58:53]  But it's almost like Kobe with his last season.
[01:58:54]  It's like nobody thought the Lakers are going to win a championship.
[01:58:57]  So you let that motherfucker play every single game, despite whether it's good or bad for the team.
[01:59:00]  100% agree.
[01:59:01]  Because I think, don't they look at Messi the same way they look at Ronaldo?
[01:59:05]  And Messi out here killing them.
[01:59:06]  Messi out here.
[01:59:07]  Yeah, but they're both at the end of their career.
[01:59:09]  They're like not producing as highly as they were during their prime.
[01:59:14]  And Messi played every single minute of the game.
[01:59:16]  So I feel like.
[01:59:17]  Still scoring goals.
[01:59:19]  And if he's talking shit, it's not on his own teammates.
[01:59:22]  He's going off on the other team's coach, the other referee.
[01:59:25]  You heard the last match.
[01:59:26]  He was talking cash shit.
[01:59:28]  Yeah, he was going crazy.
[01:59:30]  It's like benching LeBron.
[01:59:31]  Like, you don't do that.
[01:59:32]  Yo, it's, I'm going to know LeBron as well.
[01:59:35]  But again, producing like he was, you don't bench LeBron.
[01:59:38]  We're just outsiders, so it's so easy for us to say because we just want to see the only motherfucker we know.
[01:59:44]  That's a big part.
[01:59:45]  Yeah.
[01:59:46]  It's like when you go see a band and they start playing their new shit, you're like, nah, we ain't coming here for the new album.
[01:59:50]  Yeah.
[01:59:50]  You know what I mean?
[01:59:51]  Like, I got this unreleased song.
[01:59:53]  Better release it before we come here.
[01:59:55]  Like, I've come here for released.
[01:59:57]  Yeah.
[01:59:57]  And Cristiano Ronaldo is the fucking hits.
[02:00:01]  Yeah.
[02:00:01]  It was funny.
[02:00:01]  I was, we were watching that France game and France, England.
[02:00:06]  And there's the Mbappe guy, right?
[02:00:09]  And yeah, who you fucking love.
[02:00:12]  And the guy who was marking him up was this guy named Kyle Walker, right?
[02:00:15]  And he's the fastest guy on the England team.
[02:00:18]  I think he's like the fastest guy in the Champions League.
[02:00:21]  He's just an incredible speed.
[02:00:23]  And there's a moment where Mbappe gets the ball and it's one-on-one him against Kyle Walker.
[02:00:29]  Now, that's the fastest guy in the Champions League.
[02:00:31]  That is the fastest guy.
[02:00:33]  I mean, just sheer speed.
[02:00:36]  Can't beat him.
[02:00:37]  And the reason they marked him up is because Mbappe is so fast.
[02:00:41]  And Mbappe, he takes one look at him and he's just like, it's a foot race.
[02:00:46]  And he fucking blows by this guy.
[02:00:48]  The balls, the confidence that you know they put the fastest sprinter on you.
[02:00:54]  And with the ball, it's not like you guys are running straight in a schoolyard.
[02:00:58]  Yeah.
[02:00:59]  It's move and then go.
[02:01:01]  And I don't know.
[02:01:02]  For me, I don't know anything about, I don't know anything about soccer.
[02:01:05]  I just relate everything to like basketball, the things I know.
[02:01:08]  And it's just like there's a feeling that greats have when they have a defender in front of them.
[02:01:13]  It doesn't matter if you're the best defender in the world.
[02:01:14]  You are food.
[02:01:16]  And he gave him the you are food look.
[02:01:18]  Yeah.
[02:01:18]  And then he ate.
[02:01:20]  Like it was.
[02:01:21]  So he's nice.
[02:01:23]  I mean, it was, it was cool to see because the guy that we were watching the game with kept gassing his Kyle Walker up.
[02:01:28]  And he was going for France.
[02:01:29]  He was like, this guy, Kyle Walker, is fucking good.
[02:01:30]  And I was waiting for that one moment that they would have the one-on-one.
[02:01:33]  And it was just a different level.
[02:01:34]  Damn.
[02:01:35]  While controlling the ball.
[02:01:37]  Yeah, it's crazy.
[02:01:37]  But you're not a France fan, though.
[02:01:38]  You're a Morocco fan.
[02:01:39]  I'm Moroccan.
[02:01:40]  I'm Morocco too.
[02:01:42]  Mark France.
[02:01:43]  But if anybody's going to bet, betonline.ag.
[02:01:45]  Mark, what's your advice for the rest of this world?
[02:01:48]  France takes the whole thing.
[02:01:49]  I've said it from the very beginning.
[02:01:51]  The most dominant side ever.
[02:01:52]  I think they're the first team to ever win a World Cup and go to the semifinal.
[02:01:55]  And when they win the World Cup again, they'll be the first team that win two World Cups in a row.
[02:01:59]  So they're not going to win the World Cup because Morocco is going to beat them.
[02:02:03]  And Morocco's winning the World Cup.
[02:02:04]  Who's your favorite Moroccan player?
[02:02:05]  Habibi.
[02:02:06]  Who?
[02:02:07]  Hakeem.
[02:02:07]  Hibibi.
[02:02:08]  No, Habibi.
[02:02:08]  You can call them all Habibi and it works.
[02:02:11]  They just go, Habibi.
[02:02:12]  And then it works 100%.
[02:02:13]  But you're right.
[02:02:14]  No, Hakimi is nice.
[02:02:15]  I fuck with Hakeem.
[02:02:16]  Yo, you saw the video I sent in the chat where Hakimi's wife was upset that he didn't come right to her.
[02:02:21]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[02:02:22]  We don't know if that's true.
[02:02:23]  That's just what somebody said.
[02:02:24]  But there's this video.
[02:02:25]  It's great if you can bring it up.
[02:02:27]  And it looks like his wife, actually doesn't look like it.
[02:02:31]  Someone just said this, but his wife is going, pointing to him and then pointing about like this.
[02:02:37]  And somebody added the caption, Hakimi's wife saying, why'd you have to say thank you to all those other people before you said thank you after scoring the goal?
[02:02:46]  That's funny.
[02:02:47]  And then every married man in that moment was just like, yeah, he's going through it.
[02:02:51]  He's going through it.
[02:02:52]  Yeah.
[02:02:53]  I think that was because there was one of the other players like went and kissed his mom after he's got a cool girl.
[02:02:58]  Oh, that same one.
[02:02:59]  That was probably what she was going to play.
[02:03:00]  That was probably supposed to be all kissing.
[02:03:02]  Look at that.
[02:03:03]  Yeah, I mean, yeah, it looks like she's giving it to him, bro.
[02:03:13]  Ain't no way.
[02:03:15]  It looks like it a little.
[02:03:16]  Hey, no, John, if this is true, I understand why Tom Brady got divorced.
[02:03:20]  I'm not, you don't understand what the fuck I'm doing on any level, clearly.
[02:03:24]  We're out.
[02:03:25]  Shelton, you betting?
[02:03:26]  Yo, I'm putting my money down.
[02:03:29]  Betonline.ag.
[02:03:31]  You know, they're mashing that deposit, initial deposit, 50% of it up to $1,000.
[02:03:37]  Okay.
[02:03:37]  You put in $1,000, you get $500 free.
[02:03:39]  $500 free to gamble with.
[02:03:40]  You know, we're going on Morocco.
[02:03:42]  Now, how much are you putting on Morocco?
[02:03:43]  I didn't say I was betting on Morocco.
[02:03:44]  No, I said Morocco.
[02:03:46]  I'm pro-Morocco.
[02:03:47]  These are your people, Habibi, right?
[02:03:48]  Listen, I'm pro-Habibi.
[02:03:49]  You're on Team Habibi.
[02:03:50]  This is all day.
[02:03:51]  Put your money up.
[02:03:52]  I mean, put your money up.
[02:03:54]  He's Mark's money.
[02:03:54]  He's betting on Marketing.
[02:03:55]  He's been on a couple plane tickets.
[02:03:58]  We're already gambling.
[02:03:59]  Whereas with gambling, I'm just saying I am pro team Habibi.
[02:04:03]  I am pro-Viva Maghreb.
[02:04:04]  I am pro-Morocco.
[02:04:05]  That's what I want to happen.
[02:04:07]  Who would I put on to win the whole thing?
[02:04:08]  I don't know.
[02:04:09]  I think Morocco is going to do it.
[02:04:10]  I'm doing it the Okiway.
[02:04:13]  That's what I'm betting on the Okiway.
[02:04:15]  100%.
[02:04:16]  100%.
[02:04:17]  So bet on a game.
[02:04:23]  I'm not about to tell these motherfuckers lose their goddamn money.
[02:04:25]  Argentino, Croatia.
[02:04:26]  Who are you going to bet on for that?
[02:04:27]  Second?
[02:04:28]  Argentina, Croatia.
[02:04:29]  Argentina, Croatia.
[02:04:29]  I'm going Argentine.
[02:04:30]  Okay.
[02:04:31]  100%.
[02:04:31]  Argentine.
[02:04:32]  Flagrant.
[02:04:33]  CurrentOnline.ag, promo code flagrant.
[02:04:35]  Get that 50%.
[02:04:36]  All right.
[02:04:37]  Got this shit.
[02:04:38]  Croatia looks good, yo.
[02:04:40]  Not bad, right?
[02:04:41]  They look good.
[02:04:42]  Yo, Croatia.
[02:04:43]  I mean, England looked better than France for the majority of the match.
[02:04:46]  We're not talking about what you're talking about.
[02:04:48]  Yeah.
[02:04:48]  Yeah, you're talking about.
[02:04:49]  We're talking about underdogs in general.
[02:04:51]  No, no, no.
[02:04:52]  We're talking about something completely different.
[02:04:54]  Come on, bro.
[02:04:54]  Croatia.
[02:04:55]  Croatia pulled out their real time.
[02:04:57]  Yes.
[02:04:57]  Croatia, bro.
[02:04:59]  We got the best talent out there.
[02:05:06]  Yeah.
[02:05:08]  I mean, that is crazy.
[02:05:11]  That's why America loves.
[02:05:12]  Why don't countries do that?
[02:05:13]  We don't send out our best.
[02:05:14]  They need a model budget.
[02:05:15]  Say, hey, we're spending this much money to take the team out, and then we're also spending 10 mil to bring models.
[02:05:20]  Because all our models are at fucking our basil some dumb shit when they're at the stands in Qatar getting their clits cut.
[02:05:25]  They're all in Bali getting their dicks sucked, bro.
[02:05:27]  Yo, they got to get out of Bali.
[02:05:29]  Stop getting out of Bali.
[02:05:30]  Go to Qatar.
[02:05:31]  Get your click cut.
[02:05:33]  Wow, dude.
[02:05:34]  What?
[02:05:36]  That sent some Kardashians, bro.
[02:05:38]  Like, we would have won it.
[02:05:38]  Nah, we got better, bro.
[02:05:40]  The fact that these girls are normal in there, that's crazy.
[02:05:43]  Yo, these are their sports fans.
[02:05:44]  Nah, that's some work.
[02:05:46]  That's a low.
[02:05:47]  No, I didn't say natural.
[02:05:48]  I said normal.
[02:05:49]  Oh, no.
[02:05:49]  Okay.
[02:05:50]  It's a big difference, bro.
[02:05:51]  That's a big difference.
[02:05:53]  Yo, but shout out Croatia, man.
[02:05:55]  Croatia.
[02:05:55]  Real talking talking.
[02:05:57]  You saw the Arab announcer that started singing to the hot girl?
[02:06:00]  Bro.
[02:06:01]  Legend.
[02:06:01]  Yeah, legend.
[02:06:03]  With the foot pick, you know, I saw that one.
[02:06:05]  They busted in close for that butt pick.
[02:06:07]  Did you understand it?
[02:06:08]  Say what?
[02:06:09]  You understood?
[02:06:10]  100%.
[02:06:11]  What was he saying?
[02:06:12]  Y'all have bibi.
[02:06:14]  He was hitting it with that.
[02:06:16]  You know, he asked.
[02:06:16]  He has it.
[02:06:21]  Oh, come on.
[02:06:21]  They suspended the account, bro.
[02:06:23]  No.
[02:06:25]  No.
[02:06:25]  Come on, Elon.
[02:06:26]  That's a hate crime.
[02:06:28]  All right, boys.
[02:06:28]  Listen, we got to go to Morocco, so we have to end this podcast literally right now.
[02:06:33]  There's a slight chance, everybody listening right now, that Patreon might be coming out Saturday instead of Friday because we'll be in Morocco.
[02:06:40]  And we're going out there for literally 24 hours, 48 hours, 36 hours, 48.
[02:06:47]  Something like that.
[02:06:47]  No sleep, bro.
[02:06:48]  Yo, no sleep.
[02:06:49]  We out here, Adderall Kingpins, and then we back.
[02:06:53]  What?

=== First Class Falafel Hookah (05:46) ===

[02:06:54]  What?
[02:06:54]  What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, let's go, Morocco.
[02:06:57]  You already know what time it is.
[02:06:58]  Let's see if Mark has the balls to wear that France jersey out there, which is absolutely crazy.
[02:07:03]  100%.
[02:07:03]  Nabi.
[02:07:04]  I'm not even.
[02:07:04]  I'm going to do that if you do that.
[02:07:05]  Mad respect.
[02:07:06]  What are they going to do?
[02:07:07]  They're going to be chasing you down the street with a with machetes and shit.
[02:07:11]  Be careful, bro.
[02:07:12]  Don't do that.
[02:07:13]  Why do you think these people are savages, bro?
[02:07:14]  Say it again.
[02:07:15]  These people are not savages.
[02:07:16]  You're the savages?
[02:07:16]  Yeah, he's trying to pay children.
[02:07:17]  That's crazy.
[02:07:18]  France had colonized them for a thousand years.
[02:07:20]  That's savage.
[02:07:21]  That's fucking up.
[02:07:22]  Put your head up.
[02:07:24]  That's motherfucking savage.
[02:07:26]  Ya Lahabibi.
[02:07:27]  That's savage.
[02:07:28]  We're not standing for the French colonization of Mahook.
[02:07:31]  We're not standing for it.
[02:07:32]  I'm not even speaking French while I'm in Morocco.
[02:07:34]  You should have tucked that.
[02:07:35]  You saw I tucked that, right?
[02:07:37]  You saw I tucked that.
[02:07:37]  I keep that shit in the tuck.
[02:07:39]  I'm not playing around.
[02:07:39]  Never lacking.
[02:07:41]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:07:42]  So we out here, couscous, all that.
[02:07:45]  We're going to be in that fucking plaza or whatever they call that shit.
[02:07:49]  And we're going to be watching the game with all of you.
[02:07:51]  So if you are from Morocco, you're from Marrakesh, you better holler at your boys because we need to be taken care of.
[02:07:57]  Okay?
[02:07:57]  Deliver the motherfucking hookah.
[02:08:01]  What else do they do out there?
[02:08:03]  Falafafel.
[02:08:04]  Schwarma.
[02:08:05]  I don't even think they do that shit.
[02:08:06]  No, I think y'all are making that up because y'all are fucking raised.
[02:08:09]  Moroccans invented falafel.
[02:08:11]  No, they didn't.
[02:08:11]  Yes, they did.
[02:08:12]  That's a Turkish thing.
[02:08:13]  Nope.
[02:08:14]  No, bro.
[02:08:14]  Moroccans think they invented it.
[02:08:16]  Falafel.
[02:08:18]  Falafel.
[02:08:19]  Yeah.
[02:08:20]  That's Turkish, bro.
[02:08:21]  Son, I'd be hearing fucking Rami talking about it, I think.
[02:08:24]  So there you go.
[02:08:24]  He's Egyptian, bro.
[02:08:26]  Come on.
[02:08:28]  North Africans.
[02:08:30]  Come on, bro.
[02:08:31]  This guy's crazy.
[02:08:32]  This guy's absolutely crazy.
[02:08:33]  He don't get his whole kid.
[02:08:34]  I said North Africans.
[02:08:37]  Hun.
[02:08:37]  Bruno tape back.
[02:08:38]  I said North Africans.
[02:08:39]  What happened?
[02:08:39]  My phone went to a different thing.
[02:08:42]  Someone asked you, bro.
[02:08:43]  What happened?
[02:08:44]  My phone went to a different thing.
[02:08:45]  I'm going to have to get it back.
[02:08:46]  Boom.
[02:08:47]  Get it back.
[02:08:47]  Boom.
[02:08:48]  Get it back.
[02:08:48]  Boom.
[02:08:49]  My shit is broken.
[02:08:50]  Look, the point is, I got to figure out this goddamn phone.
[02:08:54]  It's a watch, bro.
[02:08:55]  It's a watch.
[02:08:56]  I gotta figure out my goddamn Apple Watch.
[02:08:58]  Listen, we are going right now.
[02:09:02]  All right, to Morocco.
[02:09:04]  Are you ready?
[02:09:05]  Let's go.
[02:09:06]  You ready to do this the Aki way?
[02:09:08]  Let's do it the Moroccan way.
[02:09:10]  Do you want to do it the Moroccan way?
[02:09:11]  Yeah.
[02:09:12]  You ready to go?
[02:09:13]  Let's go.
[02:09:14]  I'm ready.
[02:09:15]  Did you guys bring extra underwears?
[02:09:17]  Nope.
[02:09:17]  Yep.
[02:09:18]  I packed something for you, bro.
[02:09:20]  Y'all brought underwear?
[02:09:21]  I'm not even wearing underwear right now, dude.
[02:09:23]  I'm ready to go.
[02:09:24]  You're not supposed to wear pants with that, by the way.
[02:09:26]  Say what?
[02:09:27]  You're supposed to go bear.
[02:09:28]  Bare body.
[02:09:30]  How do you know that?
[02:09:31]  That's the Aggie way.
[02:09:32]  You don't even know that they falafel didn't come from fucking.
[02:09:34]  They invented falafel.
[02:09:36]  It's Turkish people invented.
[02:09:38]  Who invented Falafel?
[02:09:41]  The disrespect to your friend F.A., your friend F.A. Why are you trying to take it away from Moroccans?
[02:09:45]  I'm not trying to, I'm trying to give credit to F.A.
[02:09:47]  But you're taking it away from Moroccans.
[02:09:48]  There's a whole country of people that invented awesome shit.
[02:09:50]  He scrolled past it because he was wrong, really.
[02:09:52]  Look at it right now.
[02:09:53]  I guarantee you.
[02:09:53]  Arab foods, bro.
[02:09:55]  Arab foods.
[02:09:56]  Yes.
[02:09:56]  Arab foods.
[02:09:57]  Motherfucker Arabia.
[02:09:59]  Not African.
[02:10:00]  I'm saying Moroccans invented everything.
[02:10:02]  No.
[02:10:02]  English language.
[02:10:03]  Most of our words are actually Moroccan roots.
[02:10:05]  That's actually true.
[02:10:06]  Thank you.
[02:10:08]  That is actually true.
[02:10:09]  Okay.
[02:10:10]  Listen, we got to get out of here.
[02:10:11]  No disrespect to our Turkish brothers and sisters.
[02:10:14]  Thank you so much for inventing falafel.
[02:10:16]  Are we on the same flight?
[02:10:17]  Say again?
[02:10:17]  We're on the same flight?
[02:10:18]  Oh, absolutely not.
[02:10:20]  What do you mean?
[02:10:20]  Well, we all got first class?
[02:10:24]  No.
[02:10:26]  Not exactly.
[02:10:26]  Wait, where are you sitting?
[02:10:29]  Listen, guys, billionaires.
[02:10:31]  What is going on?
[02:10:31]  I'm sitting on the bench with a Coke.
[02:10:32]  No, you're not.
[02:10:33]  Where are you sitting?
[02:10:34]  You're on a bench with a Coke, man.
[02:10:36]  Where are you sitting?
[02:10:39]  Am I the only one not sitting in the front?
[02:10:40]  What's happening?
[02:10:41]  Slime ball.
[02:10:42]  As Dub's buying these tickets, I hear him start to be like, is it possible if I could put it on mine or something so I could use my points to do this?
[02:10:51]  What's wrong with that?
[02:10:52]  Friends, I did not say that.
[02:10:54]  I just asked, where are we flying?
[02:10:55]  So I see if any of my partners, I can use some of my points to get a little upgrade.
[02:10:59]  And then he fucking started yelling and shit.
[02:11:03]  So Dove has to tell me now.
[02:11:06]  Where are you sitting?
[02:11:09]  Come on, dude.
[02:11:10]  What happened to all of us?
[02:11:11]  Yeah, I don't know.
[02:11:12]  That is fucked up.
[02:11:13]  One is all.
[02:11:14]  That is fucked up.
[02:11:15]  That was us.
[02:11:16]  That's why he fucked up your flight intentionally on the way back.
[02:11:19]  I knew this would happen.
[02:11:20]  He's like, oh, word?
[02:11:21]  I knew you were.
[02:11:22]  One name was in the back.
[02:11:22]  Go ahead.
[02:11:25]  The audacity.
[02:11:26]  You know what?
[02:11:26]  I should have just went myself with Kiss Super.
[02:11:29]  I should have taken shift by my goddamn self, kept all this goddamn fucking money and used it for my Christmas vacation.
[02:11:35]  What do you mean?
[02:11:36]  We're all going together.
[02:11:37]  You know what I mean?
[02:11:37]  All in the back or the front.
[02:11:39]  Listen, I thought that I liked doing things together.
[02:11:41]  I lied about that.
[02:11:42]  No, you do.
[02:11:43]  This shit is way more enjoyable without.
[02:11:44]  No, you love it.
[02:11:45]  We get to all see the world together.
[02:11:46]  Bro, you know what?
[02:11:47]  I understand what I love most about stand-up comedy.
[02:11:50]  Being alone there.
[02:11:52]  No, no, no.
[02:11:53]  Let's go.
[02:11:53]  We're all going to go.
[02:11:54]  We're all sitting first class.
[02:11:56]  Nice.
[02:11:58]  You said it's sarcasm.
[02:11:59]  That was a verbal concept.
[02:12:00]  Why'd you do the face like that?
[02:12:02]  We are sitting first class.
[02:12:02]  Yo, this is someone's first class.
[02:12:06]  It's someone's first class.
[02:12:07]  Wow.
[02:12:08]  It's someone's first class.
[02:12:09]  That's deep, bro.
[02:12:09]  Think about that.
[02:12:10]  Nobody's sitting first class.
[02:12:11]  It's business class.
[02:12:13]  Oh.
[02:12:14]  Oh, we're all sitting business?
[02:12:16]  I mean.
[02:12:16]  No, no, no.
[02:12:17]  I mean, it's business.
[02:12:19]  This is this.
[02:12:20]  We're all doing business.
[02:12:21]  We're all doing business.
[02:12:23]  Class.
[02:12:23]  Just without the class.
[02:12:25]  Y'all doing business out of the class.
[02:12:26]  I bought my own ticket, so don't worry about me.
[02:12:28]  This is business.
[02:12:29]  It's business.
[02:12:30]  Yeah.
[02:12:30]  We got fucked.
[02:12:31]  Wait, yeah, you're also in front?
[02:12:33]  I bought my own ticket.
[02:12:34]  That's great.
[02:12:35]  I got miles.
[02:12:36]  Shout out to Sabeep.
[02:12:37]  Got my own guy.
[02:12:38]  Booked the ticket.
[02:12:38]  All right, let's rant this shit up.
[02:12:40]  Bye, everybody.