Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Hunter Biden NEEDS Andrew Tate
Aired: 2022-07-12
Duration: 01:45:39


=== Andrew Tate's Viral Fame (15:11) ===

[00:00:00]  Yo, do y'all know who Andrew Tate is?
[00:00:03]  You've heard of this guy.
[00:00:04]  Hey, do you guys have any idea?
[00:00:07]  Have you heard of this individual?
[00:00:09]  Andrew Tate?
[00:00:10]  Do you guys know who he is?
[00:00:11]  Has he come up on your feed at all?
[00:00:13]  You know what?
[00:00:13]  Now that you mention it.
[00:00:14]  He has?
[00:00:15]  Quite a bit.
[00:00:16]  What does that say about us?
[00:00:17]  We hate b.
[00:00:19]  Like, my feed is non-stop, yo.
[00:00:23]  Inundated.
[00:00:24]  We're all laughing because I was joking around before about how this has never happened before in internet history.
[00:00:29]  I literally believe sincerely.
[00:00:32]  Yeah.
[00:00:32]  And I mean this.
[00:00:32]  And you think he was being hyperbolic.
[00:00:34]  I don't.
[00:00:34]  I'm not.
[00:00:35]  I don't.
[00:00:36]  Never before has this happened in history.
[00:00:38]  A guy that lives in Romania and does what he does there, which is own casinos, apparently has slaves.
[00:00:46]  That's the crazy slaves.
[00:00:46]  I don't know what he's crazy about.
[00:00:48]  Slaves.
[00:00:48]  You can't just say if you love it.
[00:00:50]  That's the allegation.
[00:00:51]  Female sex slaves.
[00:00:53]  That makes it better.
[00:00:54]  I don't know what it is.
[00:00:58]  I don't know the rules of Romania.
[00:01:00]  My point is, he is showing up on my feed non-fucking stop.
[00:01:03]  I'm not clicking on it.
[00:01:05]  It's just next video is him in that accent, which I don't know what the fuck country is.
[00:01:09]  I'll be trying to figure that shit out, too.
[00:01:11]  God damn it, bro.
[00:01:12]  It's non-stop, yo.
[00:01:14]  So cap.
[00:01:14]  You cooking on every single video.
[00:01:16]  I don't know why, bro.
[00:01:18]  What crazy shit this guy going to say to a woman's face right now?
[00:01:20]  This is kind of impressive.
[00:01:23]  I'm just saying.
[00:01:24]  Has this ever happened before?
[00:01:25]  Has one person.
[00:01:28]  Can I name one?
[00:01:29]  Go, go.
[00:01:29]  Joe Rogan.
[00:01:30]  Maybe.
[00:01:31]  Maybe Joe Rogan.
[00:01:32]  Joe Rogan has the biggest podcast.
[00:01:35]  I know.
[00:01:35]  That's my fist.
[00:01:36]  He still shows up on the feed less.
[00:01:38]  Yeah.
[00:01:39]  And the entire media is attacking him on a daily basis.
[00:01:45]  Nobody's done what Andrew Tate is doing.
[00:01:48]  Honestly, I'll be honest.
[00:01:50]  He's not being crazy, though.
[00:01:52]  I'm not.
[00:01:52]  How is that?
[00:01:53]  Who's that?
[00:01:54]  Name a person.
[00:01:55]  Name a person.
[00:01:56]  Boldness, just to laugh at boldness.
[00:01:58]  But we can't be a little bold on this podcast.
[00:02:00]  Make some proclamations.
[00:02:01]  Everybody has done that.
[00:02:02]  Who?
[00:02:03]  Kim K. When she broke the internet.
[00:02:06]  You had TikTok.
[00:02:07]  I'm doing that on a daily basis, bro.
[00:02:09]  The daily basis.
[00:02:11]  No, I actually think his point is unknown people.
[00:02:13]  Haram!
[00:02:14]  Kanye.
[00:02:15]  He was doing it almost.
[00:02:17]  I think his point is unknown people.
[00:02:18]  Unknown.
[00:02:18]  Kanye.
[00:02:19]  Yeah, Kim Kay.
[00:02:22]  Kim K is a celebrity that has a whole media apparatus dedicated to her being famous.
[00:02:27]  This guy.
[00:02:28]  He's a decent kickboxer.
[00:02:29]  Pretty good, I guess.
[00:02:30]  I don't know.
[00:02:31]  Maybe really good.
[00:02:31]  I don't know, but we don't fuck with kickboxing like that.
[00:02:33]  He was born here, though.
[00:02:34]  And he's British American.
[00:02:35]  Why do we know this?
[00:02:37]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  Judge, he has this accent.
[00:02:40]  But I was trying to say before, and you guys shit on it, but I think that he needs to be Hunter Biden's life coach.
[00:02:45]  And I mean that.
[00:02:47]  And I mean that.
[00:02:48]  You guys think I'm joking about this?
[00:02:49]  I do.
[00:02:49]  I need a justification.
[00:02:50]  This guy, well, I'm going to make one up as he goes.
[00:02:53]  Listen, Peter Biden hates his dad.
[00:02:56]  Right.
[00:02:57]  Hates his dad.
[00:02:58]  Who handles people with daddy issues better than Andrew motherfucking Tate?
[00:03:03]  That's pretty good.
[00:03:04]  I just did it in the moment.
[00:03:05]  That's pretty good, yo.
[00:03:06]  I got to get him.
[00:03:06]  I'm down to buy the special, motherfucker.
[00:03:10]  Buy the special.
[00:03:12]  Real talks.
[00:03:13]  How do you know he hates his dad?
[00:03:14]  Why do you think he hates his dad?
[00:03:15]  Hunter Biden's?
[00:03:16]  Yeah.
[00:03:16]  There's no way you don't.
[00:03:18]  Bro, he's videotaping himself doing incriminating things.
[00:03:22]  The only reason you would do that, the only reason is you hope that somebody would find it and then it would ruin your dad's life.
[00:03:28]  If you're a white guy doing crack, you're only doing it to piss your father.
[00:03:32]  I don't even know how you get access to crack as a white guy.
[00:03:35]  He's trying to numb the pain.
[00:03:40]  You guys play Airbus and leg?
[00:03:42]  That's not Air though.
[00:03:43]  You're playing your leg.
[00:03:44]  That's legit.
[00:03:46]  That's what Hunter Biden's doing right now, dude.
[00:03:48]  He's somewhere in a Motel 6, just strumming away on his thigh as some crack whore weighs the crack.
[00:03:55]  It's a lot of crack.
[00:03:56]  My baby doing a lot of crack.
[00:03:57]  She was short.
[00:03:58]  She was short.
[00:03:59]  Who was short?
[00:04:00]  Shorty was short, right?
[00:04:01]  Exactly.
[00:04:02]  Come on, bro.
[00:04:02]  Fuck.
[00:04:03]  Come on, you've watched all the videos?
[00:04:05]  Of whom?
[00:04:06]  Of Hunter Biden?
[00:04:07]  No, Andrew Tate.
[00:04:08]  Yes.
[00:04:12]  Hunter Biden has literally Fox News, News One, all the other truth platforms.
[00:04:20]  Mark, right?
[00:04:21]  Mark, right?
[00:04:22]  4chan, all of them are non-stop all day trying to push out information about Hunter Biden.
[00:04:28]  I don't see close to as many videos as I see of Andrew Tate on a regular motherfucking basis.
[00:04:33]  Am I about to bust out my YouTube shorts right now?
[00:04:36]  Am I about to test this right now?
[00:04:40]  TikTok.
[00:04:41]  Wow.
[00:04:42]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[00:04:42]  He's everywhere.
[00:04:43]  Yo, he unstoppable.
[00:04:45]  His YouTube shorts.
[00:04:45]  TikTok, Instagram, YouTube shorts.
[00:04:47]  You're wearing your YouTube shorts right now.
[00:04:52]  You got your YouTube shorts on right now.
[00:04:57]  Oh, fuck you.
[00:04:59]  All I'm trying to say is Hunter Biden got the serious daddy issues.
[00:05:03]  He's trying.
[00:05:03]  He resents his father for caring so much about politics and not about the family at all.
[00:05:07]  It's something.
[00:05:08]  Okay?
[00:05:08]  Yeah.
[00:05:09]  All right.
[00:05:10]  I think we can all get on board.
[00:05:11]  You're not getting on board, son of a bitch pancakes.
[00:05:14]  What?
[00:05:14]  Pancakes?
[00:05:15]  Yeah.
[00:05:16]  I just need to add something.
[00:05:18]  I need to add more.
[00:05:19]  One more thing.
[00:05:20]  With Andrew Tate, how do you know?
[00:05:21]  It's not just popping up on your thing.
[00:05:23]  How do you know?
[00:05:24]  Because he asked all of us and we all agreed.
[00:05:26]  You're just being pussy right now.
[00:05:27]  Put up a lot, bro.
[00:05:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:05:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:05:31]  You ever get in a fight with your girl and then just tate it up for an hour?
[00:05:33]  No.
[00:05:35]  What do you mean?
[00:05:36]  You don't do that?
[00:05:37]  Cobra Tate.
[00:05:38]  Yeah, you just get it.
[00:05:39]  You got a good swipe on some tape, bro.
[00:05:41]  That's it.
[00:05:42]  Cool.
[00:05:42]  No, his co-founder.
[00:05:43]  Cobra Tate.
[00:05:44]  That's his whole thing.
[00:05:45]  I think that was him as a kickboxer.
[00:05:47]  It was his thing.
[00:05:47]  It was Cobra.
[00:05:48]  I don't know how I know that, but I know that.
[00:05:50]  You don't know that.
[00:05:50]  I know that.
[00:05:51]  Bro, I don't know about the man.
[00:05:53]  It's okay.
[00:05:54]  No, he's undeniably funny.
[00:05:55]  You can't even act like a guy not funny.
[00:05:57]  He's funny.
[00:05:58]  He's funny, bro.
[00:05:59]  Put a girl's body count on her forehead, solve all the problems in the world.
[00:06:06]  He said that to a woman.
[00:06:07]  He goes, You can solve all the problems in the world if you put a woman's body count on her forehead.
[00:06:13]  Oh, my God, man.
[00:06:14]  Come on now, son.
[00:06:16]  And now, how does that help anything?
[00:06:18]  I don't know, but Hunter Biden needs that.
[00:06:20]  Hunter Biden needs that because it's breaking up the nuclear family.
[00:06:25]  Yeah, that's fine.
[00:06:27]  Listen, but what is this?
[00:06:29]  What am I playing now?
[00:06:30]  Oh, that's ukulele.
[00:06:31]  Yeah.
[00:06:32]  Ukulegly.
[00:06:33]  Nice.
[00:06:33]  Look at that.
[00:06:39]  I don't know what a ukulele is.
[00:06:41]  You never heard of a ukulele?
[00:06:43]  Yuke.
[00:06:45]  You said I never seen a fat Hawaiian player.
[00:06:47]  You never played the U?
[00:06:48]  Oh, that's that.
[00:06:48]  I thought that was the banjo.
[00:06:52]  Oh, body rainbow.
[00:06:54]  I did hear ukulele.
[00:06:56]  Barack Obama and the other black people.
[00:06:58]  They no live on the island.
[00:07:01]  I didn't know you spoke pidgin.
[00:07:02]  What?
[00:07:03]  You speak pidgin.
[00:07:03]  Come on, brother.
[00:07:05]  Come on, brother.
[00:07:06]  Shoot, brother.
[00:07:07]  Of course.
[00:07:08]  I speak a pigeon, brother.
[00:07:10]  How is it?
[00:07:11]  We're the fat bitches with no assault.
[00:07:15]  We're the big samo women with no ass look like a triad.
[00:07:23]  Fuck you.
[00:07:23]  You're just not gonna let me in Walmart.
[00:07:25]  Remember that girl that did the security at Walmart?
[00:07:29]  A dude was trying to steal.
[00:07:30]  Body slammed.
[00:07:31]  She was a hero.
[00:07:32]  What did she do?
[00:07:33]  She body slammed a motherfucker trying to steal.
[00:07:35]  Oh, damn.
[00:07:36]  And then Dana White invited her to the fucking UFC press conference.
[00:07:40]  But yeah, for real.
[00:07:41]  Genius.
[00:07:42]  Guys, this Sunday is the day.
[00:07:44]  Infamous.
[00:07:45]  We got to break some fucking records, guys.
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[00:07:50]  So many of you have already told your friends, told your family.
[00:07:53]  We changed the game this Sunday.
[00:07:55]  It is up to you guys.
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[00:08:12]  Also, crazy thing happened.
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[00:08:21]  Not only are they flying out the 10 people to watch it with us live, they're also gonna put a $15 bet in every single person who orders the specials account if they open it up count and bet online.
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[00:09:01]  Okay, I appreciate y'all so much for supporting me in all seriousness.
[00:09:04]  This Sunday, it goes down.
[00:09:06]  We see if we can make a little history, spread the word.
[00:09:08]  Thank you so much for your support.
[00:09:10]  Peace.
[00:09:10]  Anyway, Hunter Biden got the serious daddy issues.
[00:09:13]  Okay.
[00:09:13]  Crazy daddy issues doing the crack, doing the Coke, doing hookers and prostitutes, and filming it all, knowing full well he could destroy his father's legacy and ruin any chance at being in politics.
[00:09:26]  Maybe he wants his father to get out of politics so he can have his life back.
[00:09:29]  Imagine growing up under that microscope.
[00:09:32]  You can't do anything.
[00:09:34]  Or you can do everything and get away with it.
[00:09:36]  You just got to be a little subtle about it.
[00:09:38]  Like Hunter could be doing all the crack he wants right now.
[00:09:40]  If he didn't fucking tape himself, none of us would ever know.
[00:09:43]  His whole life cracked up.
[00:09:45]  None of us would know.
[00:09:46]  That's facts.
[00:09:46]  Best crack.
[00:09:47]  Purest crack.
[00:09:49]  None of us would know.
[00:09:50]  Instead, he's filming himself, filming himself, weighing the crack.
[00:09:53]  Who are you even sending that to?
[00:09:55]  Yeah, incriminating evidence.
[00:09:57]  I don't get it.
[00:09:58]  And he started on the front phasing, too.
[00:09:59]  You didn't even have to start on the front phone.
[00:10:00]  No, you got to.
[00:10:01]  You could deny.
[00:10:02]  That's not my voice.
[00:10:03]  Yeah.
[00:10:03]  They're doing voiceover or whatever that thing is.
[00:10:05]  What is it called?
[00:10:06]  CGI.
[00:10:07]  Not CGI.
[00:10:08]  Deep fake.
[00:10:09]  Deep fake.
[00:10:09]  You see this one?
[00:10:10]  What's this one?
[00:10:11]  Hunter Biden slip sliding naked.
[00:10:13]  There's no way.
[00:10:14]  Oh, this is fantastic.
[00:10:15]  He's got a thing on him.
[00:10:15]  He looked awful.
[00:10:17]  He got a little thing.
[00:10:17]  I'm telling you.
[00:10:18]  His schmeet is actually decent.
[00:10:19]  Let me see that Shme.
[00:10:22]  Let me see that Ashmane.
[00:10:25]  This guy is hilarious.
[00:10:27]  The more videos I'm seeing of this guy, I'm like, I kind of want to hang with him.
[00:10:29]  Yeah, he's a fun time.
[00:10:30]  Yeah, dude.
[00:10:32]  He might be the white Andrew Tate.
[00:10:34]  This guy's living his best life.
[00:10:35]  We're all just watching it.
[00:10:36]  Yo.
[00:10:37]  He looks good for a crackhead.
[00:10:39]  I just got a note because he still got his teeth.
[00:10:43]  Playing with Little Thangalanga.
[00:10:47]  This guy's awesome.
[00:10:51]  He's just playing.
[00:10:52]  He's stretching out that.
[00:10:53]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:10:54]  He's getting it on medium stuff.
[00:10:55]  He's getting it.
[00:10:55]  He's getting it ready.
[00:10:57]  He got to get a camera ready, you know?
[00:10:59]  I feel that.
[00:11:00]  I respect that 100%.
[00:11:02]  He might be a patron.
[00:11:03]  Honestly, I want him to submit a patronic questioni.
[00:11:06]  Let me see.
[00:11:06]  Do we have any videos of him smashing anything?
[00:11:09]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:11:10]  Yeah, there's one of those.
[00:11:11]  Wait, for real?
[00:11:12]  Yeah.
[00:11:12]  He's beating box.
[00:11:13]  Yeah, the camera angle's all fucked up, though.
[00:11:16]  Yeah.
[00:11:17]  So this is an interesting one.
[00:11:18]  This is allegedly a woman.
[00:11:20]  You got these ready who's tied up with a bag over her head doing like some Bonda stuff.
[00:11:25]  He's also putting out a sandwich and maybe a croissant.
[00:11:28]  He got her in that portnoy right there.
[00:11:30]  He might have a chocolate croissant also.
[00:11:32]  Okay.
[00:11:34]  But maybe this is like a time.
[00:11:36]  She's trying to get over like a carb addiction or something like that.
[00:11:39]  And this is like, we're going to put it as close to you as possible so that you can.
[00:11:45]  I think he could be helping this girl.
[00:11:47]  I think there's no proof at all that he's doing some sort of like sado-masochistic ritual.
[00:11:51]  I think that that girl had a serious, like, she might have body dysmorphia or something like that.
[00:11:55]  Now, this is a little bit more incriminating.
[00:11:57]  Yeah, what's good?
[00:11:58]  This one is him with two girls that drink monster.
[00:12:05]  But he's just hanging.
[00:12:06]  He's just hanging out.
[00:12:07]  He looks great.
[00:12:07]  He looks amazing.
[00:12:08]  This is great.
[00:12:09]  I like this guy.
[00:12:11]  Yo, you know what?
[00:12:11]  We got to give a little bit of respect to what's that?
[00:12:14]  The British royal family.
[00:12:17]  I know this is hard for you.
[00:12:18]  Yeah, it is.
[00:12:19]  You too.
[00:12:20]  And me.
[00:12:21]  More me than you, because my people went through way more.
[00:12:25]  Also, this is the Schmeet one right here.
[00:12:26]  Okay, wait, hold on, hold on.
[00:12:29]  What's that thing next to them?
[00:12:31]  That's a woman.
[00:12:34]  Dude, Andrew Tate over here.
[00:12:35]  Jill, bro.
[00:12:36]  Yeah, haram, dude.
[00:12:37]  But he's just kind of like getting it.
[00:12:39]  Stroking meat.
[00:12:41]  Wait, are y'all an overstroker?
[00:12:44]  Wait, don't put him on here.
[00:12:47]  Why are we y'all?
[00:12:48]  Why are you y'all?
[00:12:48]  Deion.
[00:12:49]  Hunter's not a very white, white guy.
[00:12:50]  Let's be honest.
[00:12:52]  But he just.
[00:12:54]  You know, he's just overhead with it.
[00:12:56]  Why?
[00:12:57]  You don't ever hit it with the overhead?
[00:12:58]  I mean, yo.
[00:13:00]  Hunter could be a rapper.
[00:13:01]  No, he's fucking and he pulls out the Glock, bro.
[00:13:04]  He's fire, dog.
[00:13:05]  So he's fully naked.
[00:13:06]  He's about to hit it from the back.
[00:13:09]  About to do some ASMR with this.
[00:13:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:13:11]  Come on.
[00:13:11]  He's your new king.
[00:13:14]  Come on, bro.
[00:13:15]  Yo, do we even need Chet Hanks anymore?
[00:13:17]  No.
[00:13:18]  How does this affect his legacy, you think?
[00:13:20]  Real talk like this affects Chet's legacy?
[00:13:22]  If he has a Jamaican accent, I don't even think we ever listen to Chet again.
[00:13:25]  Chet got his life together.
[00:13:27]  Chet got his Andrew Tate on.
[00:13:28]  I think this is the real White Boy Summer.
[00:13:30]  This started true White Boy Summers.
[00:13:33]  Shouts to Hunter Biden.
[00:13:35]  Anyway, Andrew Tate can get your life around if you want, turn you into a camboy.
[00:13:39]  Do they have camboys?
[00:13:41]  Is that just Twitch streamers?
[00:13:43]  Yeah.
[00:13:43]  Is that what that is?
[00:13:44]  Might just be Twitch streamers.
[00:13:46]  But that's actually a good business.
[00:13:49]  Now, can we have Andrew Tate on the podcast?
[00:13:52]  That's the question.
[00:13:53]  I mean, he is funny.
[00:13:54]  He is funny.
[00:13:55]  Do we have to see how this sex slavery trial goes?
[00:13:59]  That's probably a good idea.
[00:14:00]  I forgot.
[00:14:01]  Son, if you're funny enough to make me forget a sex slavery trial, I got to give you credit on humor at least.
[00:14:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:08]  Hey.
[00:14:08]  He's been charged with something.
[00:14:10]  It's the accusation that he gets got raided or something like that.
[00:14:13]  Oh, wow.
[00:14:14]  I don't know how I know these things.
[00:14:15]  I don't know how I know.
[00:14:16]  Wow.
[00:14:17]  I don't know how I know.
[00:14:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:19]  I mean, one thing I found out from you, to be honest.
[00:14:22]  I told you this?
[00:14:22]  Yes.
[00:14:23]  But because he had 75 bitches living.
[00:14:26]  Yeah, bro.
[00:14:27]  Yeah.
[00:14:28]  It's 75 bitches.
[00:14:30]  75 cam girls.
[00:14:32]  Slots doing whatever I want.
[00:14:34]  I want a robot.
[00:14:35]  Hey, who gets the money from those cam girls?
[00:14:37]  I get the money.
[00:14:38]  Those girls get like 25%.
[00:14:41]  Bitch.
[00:14:41]  Wait, what?
[00:14:42]  Why are you only giving them 25%?
[00:14:44]  Well, because a man needs 75% so I could work on like judo other things.
[00:14:51]  His actual response to that was, yeah, the selling my product.
[00:14:55]  I'm not going to let him sell my product without giving me a cut.
[00:14:58]  I was like, damn, Andrew Tate's going in.
[00:15:00]  No, that motherfucker is.
[00:15:01]  That's funny, man.
[00:15:02]  Listen, if it's a joke, it's funny.
[00:15:03]  He wants me to fuck up.
[00:15:04]  I ain't gonna lie.
[00:15:05]  He cracked me the fuck up.
[00:15:06]  If it's a joke, it's funny.
[00:15:07]  If it's serious, it's kind of concerning.
[00:15:09]  If you take him seriously, a little bit is on you.

=== Why Lions Stay Wild (10:17) ===

[00:15:12]  And as long as he don't insult his own race of women, which I don't even know what they are, I'm fine with the guy.
[00:15:16]  I need to know where the fuck he's from.
[00:15:17]  I need to know what that accent is.
[00:15:18]  I think he's half black.
[00:15:20]  He's half black.
[00:15:20]  Yeah.
[00:15:21]  He's British American, born in the U.S., grew up in London, something, Romania.
[00:15:26]  That's it.
[00:15:26]  And then that's where he was doing his fighting.
[00:15:30]  His kickboxing.
[00:15:31]  He had a bar, though, that was kind of fire.
[00:15:33]  He said, he said, bitch.
[00:15:38]  That's it.
[00:15:43]  He had a bar that was kind of fire.
[00:15:44]  He's like, he likes Romania because it is the corruption is available to everyone.
[00:15:51]  Oh, it's fire.
[00:15:52]  Something like this.
[00:15:53]  I'm paraphrasing, but it's like, it's like, if you live in the West, the corruption is only available to the billionaires.
[00:15:57]  They can get away with stuff.
[00:15:58]  They can pay the lawyers.
[00:15:59]  They can pay out the government.
[00:16:00]  They can do all those influence.
[00:16:01]  But like in Romania, I can pay off a policeman and he won't give me a ticket.
[00:16:05]  I can pay off this person.
[00:16:06]  I can get thing done with bribes.
[00:16:07]  I love that it's corrupt and that corruption is available to everyone.
[00:16:10]  Now, what is everyone?
[00:16:11]  Like, there are people who don't have the money to actually be corrupt.
[00:16:14]  But the fact that it's available to more, it's an interesting look on corruption.
[00:16:17]  No, I really do kind of look at him like a stand-up.
[00:16:19]  Like, I don't take this all seriously, but these are interesting points of view.
[00:16:21]  At the very least, that's an interesting point of view on corruption.
[00:16:24]  And it makes me like you were saying I was running for president.
[00:16:26]  You're like, tax fraud.
[00:16:27]  Everyone can do it.
[00:16:28]  Everybody can do tax fuck.
[00:16:29]  Hey, bitches for everyone.
[00:16:31]  Wait, really?
[00:16:32]  Everyone gets a cam girl.
[00:16:33]  Bitch.
[00:16:36]  Really?
[00:16:37]  Yeah, I think everybody should get a cam girl.
[00:16:40]  Don't you have a little cam girl in your house?
[00:16:42]  Wait, in your house?
[00:16:43]  You have to keep them?
[00:16:44]  Yeah, you get a nice little cam girl room.
[00:16:46]  She goes in your house.
[00:16:47]  Yeah.
[00:16:47]  Do you need some food, bitch?
[00:16:52]  She's speaking to you, calling you a bitch.
[00:16:54]  No, I'm speaking in Andrew Tate's accent.
[00:16:56]  Nah, you're not taking care of her.
[00:16:57]  She's taking care of you.
[00:16:58]  Dude, Al, Al is Andrew Tate.
[00:17:00]  It's the craziest fucking.
[00:17:01]  I was just thinking earlier today, every time Al used to bring her.
[00:17:04]  That's right.
[00:17:04]  I was bringing her food.
[00:17:05]  Yeah.
[00:17:06]  Do you need you to bring yourself some food?
[00:17:08]  Yeah, there we go.
[00:17:10]  That's a more Andrew Tate.
[00:17:12]  Never in history has this happened.
[00:17:14]  Never.
[00:17:15]  Never.
[00:17:18]  If he runs for president, he wins, bro.
[00:17:20]  Hey, ho.
[00:17:21]  He's winning, bro.
[00:17:22]  He's winning if he runs for president.
[00:17:23]  He's the most famous Romanian any y'all ever heard of in your life.
[00:17:25]  That's not true.
[00:17:26]  I think he's Romanian.
[00:17:27]  Dracula.
[00:17:28]  He's Transylvanian.
[00:17:30]  Where the fuck you think that is, you dumb retarts?
[00:17:32]  No.
[00:17:32]  No, Transylvania is its own thing.
[00:17:34]  Nope.
[00:17:34]  Inside Romania.
[00:17:36]  Yeah, but it operates on its own.
[00:17:37]  Nah, you stupid.
[00:17:39]  Man, I guarantee Transylvania.
[00:17:41]  No, but it operates under its own jurisdiction.
[00:17:43]  Castle Dracula brand castles in Romania.
[00:17:47]  He doesn't say anything about it.
[00:17:50]  He didn't say anything about Silly.
[00:17:57]  Let's accept this as true for this argument.
[00:17:59]  Who've been in your news feed more?
[00:18:01]  Andrew Tate or Dracula, you dork?
[00:18:04]  I haven't seen Dracula one time.
[00:18:05]  Dracula's a mad science.
[00:18:07]  Dracula got nobody on TikTok.
[00:18:09]  I'm being honest with you right now.
[00:18:10]  I think the most famous bloodsucker in Romania is definitely Andrew Tate.
[00:18:14]  If I'm being honest with you, thank you.
[00:18:18]  The person that sustains himself safe himself off of the lives of innocent people.
[00:18:23]  Yeah, I think it might be Andrew Tate.
[00:18:25]  I signed up for his newsletter.
[00:18:28]  Really?
[00:18:28]  Yep.
[00:18:29]  And his course?
[00:18:30]  He has answered.
[00:18:30]  And of course, hustlers, you or whatever.
[00:18:33]  For real, I have.
[00:18:35]  Stop fucking.
[00:18:36]  I don't know why they go up around.
[00:18:38]  Andrew Tate, can you help me?
[00:18:40]  Just with my pants, man.
[00:18:42]  You need Andrew Taylor, bro.
[00:18:43]  Fuck Andrew Tate.
[00:18:45]  There we go.
[00:18:49]  Nah, for real.
[00:18:50]  Andrew Tate, we need you.
[00:18:52]  We need you to fix America.
[00:18:55]  We need you to fix Hunter Biden.
[00:18:56]  What else do we need him to fix?
[00:18:58]  Is there anything else?
[00:18:59]  And that's basically it.
[00:19:01]  I think he fixed a lot of the world's problems.
[00:19:03]  Islam used to help.
[00:19:04]  They don't understand what's haram was not clearly.
[00:19:06]  He's the guy that's.
[00:19:06]  And Andrew Tate got that?
[00:19:08]  He seems to know Haram.
[00:19:09]  Is this what it felt like when Islam was taking over?
[00:19:12]  Like fun?
[00:19:14]  The Crusade?
[00:19:14]  Yeah, like when a new religion was coming around.
[00:19:17]  Like, is this what it was like?
[00:19:18]  It's like, oh, damn, I'm seeing these crosses everywhere.
[00:19:20]  Is that cross shit lit?
[00:19:21]  Like, you know what I mean?
[00:19:22]  Like, I'm trying to understand.
[00:19:24]  Are we going through a cultural revolution of Tatism?
[00:19:27]  Last person to do this like this?
[00:19:28]  Jesus?
[00:19:29]  Popping up in all your feeds?
[00:19:31]  Oh, Muhammad.
[00:19:31]  Popping up, Mohammed.
[00:19:32]  Mohammed was probably the last.
[00:19:34]  He's the prophet.
[00:19:35]  Andrew Tate is the prophet.
[00:19:36]  He might be the newest version of a religion.
[00:19:39]  Yes.
[00:19:39]  And a religion of keep your bitch in loin.
[00:19:43]  But it's just your phone.
[00:19:44]  There's probably some people listening to this that have no idea.
[00:19:46]  Dude, the more I argue with my wife, the more the videos pop up.
[00:19:48]  It's like, you know, like you're talking about toasters, and all of a sudden you get the ad on Instagram for a toaster.
[00:19:54]  What I have with Andrew Tate, like me and my wife are arguing, and then these tapes pop up, and I'm looking at my wife like got no idea what's coming.
[00:20:03]  She got no idea, like, it's over for her.
[00:20:06]  Once I start to tell her, body count your head.
[00:20:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:20:11]  Body count.
[00:20:12]  Have you played any of his videos in front of her?
[00:20:14]  To my wife?
[00:20:14]  Yeah.
[00:20:15]  Do I ever play videos on no volume?
[00:20:18]  Like, when I walk into a room, have I ever played a video on that before?
[00:20:22]  She hears you shouldn't listen to that.
[00:20:24]  She cowers in fear.
[00:20:25]  When a real man is in town, when that alpha is in town, it really feels like a wolf cry.
[00:20:33]  Yeah, that's the wrong answer, though.
[00:20:34]  The real answer is who cares what a woman thinks?
[00:20:40]  Finally, Indian, bro.
[00:20:41]  You finally said all that British shit.
[00:20:44]  That's some real ass Indian shit.
[00:20:47]  I'm getting Muslim finally.
[00:20:48]  I'm converting.
[00:20:49]  Yo, finally.
[00:20:50]  Yes.
[00:20:50]  Also, happy 7-Eleven Day, bro.
[00:20:52]  Oh, hey, thank you.
[00:20:52]  Yo, I got you.
[00:20:53]  I got you.
[00:20:53]  Bring back our poop.
[00:20:54]  Uh-huh.
[00:20:55]  Yo, is it?
[00:20:55]  Oh, that's right.
[00:20:56]  It's 7-Eleven.
[00:20:57]  Yeah.
[00:20:57]  Shit.
[00:20:58]  We got to go get a Slurpee.
[00:20:59]  Yeah, I guess we do.
[00:21:00]  Let me fix my fucking expensive watch.
[00:21:03]  Oh, Alpha Move right there.
[00:21:07]  This shit don't work.
[00:21:07]  Look.
[00:21:11]  Okay.
[00:21:12]  But in all seriousness, I'll probably have to sell this if you guys don't buy the special.
[00:21:15]  So if you guys can go buy it.
[00:21:17]  Not according to TMZ.
[00:21:19]  Not according to TMZ.
[00:21:20]  Come on, yo.
[00:21:22]  These motherfuckers is cap.
[00:21:23]  All the that's something I learned this week about articles.
[00:21:27]  They don't be reaching out for comment.
[00:21:30]  They write at the bottom, reached out for comment.
[00:21:32]  I'm not hearing from none of these motherfuckers.
[00:21:34]  Yeah, what does that mean?
[00:21:35]  They just said it out loud.
[00:21:36]  Yeah.
[00:21:36]  Yo, Andrew, what you think?
[00:21:38]  Open the window.
[00:21:40]  Andrew, do you have a comment?
[00:21:41]  Nothing.
[00:21:42]  And then they fucking run that article.
[00:21:43]  They'll call an agency's receptionist.
[00:21:45]  Hey, does Andrew.
[00:21:46]  I'm like, what?
[00:21:47]  Okay.
[00:21:47]  We did it.
[00:21:48]  Yeah.
[00:21:48]  And we know my agency does nothing for me.
[00:21:50]  Useless.
[00:21:51]  They're useless.
[00:21:52]  So, of course, they're not going to hit me back with this.
[00:21:55]  Except you, TJ, you're the fucking man.
[00:21:56]  Get out of the woods.
[00:21:58]  TJ been in the shire since the motherfucking tour stopped.
[00:22:02]  Oh, yeah.
[00:22:03]  Where's the shire?
[00:22:04]  I don't know, but every time I go on Instagram, that motherfucker in the woods listen to Andrew Tate jerking dicks.
[00:22:09]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:10]  I didn't know that.
[00:22:11]  Yo, y'all never go out on a nice little camping trip with some tape.
[00:22:16]  Y'all never went on a camping trip with some tape.
[00:22:19]  It's getting a little weird now, bro.
[00:22:20]  I'm just saying you go on the kitchen and then you see how animals interact with one another.
[00:22:23]  You're like, that's the shit.
[00:22:25]  Yeah.
[00:22:25]  That's primal life, bro.
[00:22:29]  Mother nature, mother nature.
[00:22:30]  Father nature, really.
[00:22:31]  Hey, hey, does the male lion go out and hunt?
[00:22:34]  Who hunts?
[00:22:35]  I think the female lion.
[00:22:36]  Yeah.
[00:22:36]  The bitches.
[00:22:37]  Okay.
[00:22:38]  The lion bitches go out and get the food.
[00:22:42]  Yeah.
[00:22:43]  And then I come eat the food.
[00:22:46]  My bitches get for me.
[00:22:50]  Do you know what happens to a lion bitch if she fucks too many people?
[00:22:55]  What?
[00:22:55]  What?
[00:22:56]  They discard of her body.
[00:22:58]  Whoa.
[00:22:59]  Is that a real thing?
[00:23:00]  No.
[00:23:01]  Thanks.
[00:23:02]  Didn't think I was going to get much pushback like that.
[00:23:05]  Wasn't properly prepared.
[00:23:07]  I'm pretty sure male lions got to fight to fuck the female.
[00:23:10]  Is that right?
[00:23:10]  I mean, most animals, yeah.
[00:23:12]  Thank God we don't got to still do that.
[00:23:15]  Thank God, bro.
[00:23:16]  Bro, you got to narrate.
[00:23:17]  Andrew Tate's got to narrate an actual, like a full National Geographic documentary.
[00:23:22]  Oh, I think this is.
[00:23:23]  I think he's about to.
[00:23:24]  Really?
[00:23:25]  Oh, wow.
[00:23:26]  Oh, you know.
[00:23:29]  What's that thing hanging out of his dick?
[00:23:30]  Did you see that?
[00:23:31]  No, he's packing it.
[00:23:33]  He might have just been peeing, I think.
[00:23:35]  Oh, it was a little pissed dream.
[00:23:36]  Yeah.
[00:23:38]  The hyena by himself.
[00:23:39]  Wow, dude.
[00:23:41]  Oh, zebras don't give a fuck, bro.
[00:23:44]  Right?
[00:23:44]  That's a good point.
[00:23:45]  That's a crazy kind of horror.
[00:23:46]  Zebra a little thick, though.
[00:23:47]  Yeah.
[00:23:48]  Zebra a little thick.
[00:23:49]  Yeah, they got crazy dumb shots.
[00:23:51]  Thought it was at all curious to you guys that nobody has a pet zebra or nobody rides that.
[00:23:57]  Yeah, that's a good point, actually.
[00:23:59]  There's a reason.
[00:24:00]  Wait, why can't domesticate them?
[00:24:03]  Why not?
[00:24:04]  Can't domesticate a zebra.
[00:24:06]  Why?
[00:24:06]  Why?
[00:24:06]  Yeah, but you can domesticate a little bit.
[00:24:08]  What animal.
[00:24:09]  You're acting like that's the only animal you can't domesticate.
[00:24:11]  No, there's other animals you can't domesticate.
[00:24:12]  Can't domesticate a white shark or a thresher shark or a whale shark.
[00:24:16]  Okay.
[00:24:17]  Really?
[00:24:17]  I feel like you can domesticate a white.
[00:24:18]  What about an elk?
[00:24:19]  Can't domesticate them.
[00:24:21]  Yeah.
[00:24:21]  So I feel like there's a lot of animals.
[00:24:22]  You can domesticate reindeer, but you can't domesticate a zebra.
[00:24:27]  Say again.
[00:24:27]  Reindeer mad little.
[00:24:28]  Reindeer are big.
[00:24:29]  Nah, nah, nah.
[00:24:29]  They're big.
[00:24:30]  They're big.
[00:24:30]  Nah, they're little.
[00:24:31]  I saw a little ass one in New York.
[00:24:33]  Yeah, bro.
[00:24:34]  Same.
[00:24:34]  Yeah, probably a baby one.
[00:24:35]  That might have been a baby.
[00:24:36]  They grew up in the business.
[00:24:37]  You know the difference between babies and full-grown things?
[00:24:40]  No.
[00:24:40]  And Romans said no that either.
[00:24:46]  Listen, this is serious, and I need you guys to take it seriously.
[00:24:48]  Uh-huh.
[00:24:49]  Zebras are undomesticatable.
[00:24:52]  You can't do it.
[00:24:53]  You can't do it.
[00:24:54]  I think, but you say that like it's unique.
[00:24:56]  That's a lot of animals.
[00:24:57]  A lion.
[00:24:57]  It looks just like a very domesticatable.
[00:24:59]  You hop on the back of a horse and it's your bitch.
[00:25:02]  But then this horse, you cannot do it.
[00:25:05]  That's not shocking.
[00:25:07]  And a mule.
[00:25:07]  You can do that with a donkey.
[00:25:09]  Those are domesticatable.
[00:25:10]  Donkeys.
[00:25:10]  Of course.
[00:25:11]  I don't even think they're out there.
[00:25:13]  A bull.
[00:25:15]  They're not even wild.
[00:25:16]  They don't even exist out there.
[00:25:17]  They're wild.
[00:25:17]  Like, I think they only come domesticated.
[00:25:19]  What's a donkey?
[00:25:20]  Is a donkey horse and then a mule cross?
[00:25:25]  That's a big ass point, bro.
[00:25:27]  Or a mule, there's a horse and another animal.

=== The Undomesticatable Truth (02:57) ===

[00:25:29]  One of the things that's a good one.
[00:25:29]  A mule is maybe a horse and a donkey.
[00:25:31]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[00:27:31]  The fact that we even offer a discount is crazy because they're going to be the best underwear you ever put on in your life.
[00:27:36]  Why should that even need to be discounted?
[00:27:38]  But this is what we do.
[00:27:39]  We take care of you.
[00:27:40]  And if you go to culpritunderwear.com right now, use the code flagrant, you're going to get 25% off, which is ludicrous.
[00:27:47]  Now, if some of you are dorks and you care about the environment or what fabric, micromodal, all this other nonsense.
[00:27:54]  Yeah, it's got all that.
[00:27:55]  Literally, it's the best thing for the environment.
[00:27:58]  It's the best thing for micromodal, whatever that means.
[00:28:00]  I didn't even bother listening to it because I could care less when it comes to underwear.
[00:28:04]  All I care about is, does it make my package feel comfortable and look amazing?
[00:28:09]  Yes, it does.
[00:28:11]  CulpritUnderwear.com.
[00:28:12]  Okay.
[00:28:13]  Code is flagrant.
[00:28:14]  Get the 25% off and enjoy your fucking life.
[00:28:19]  Let's get back to the show.
[00:28:21]  Why is your boy Elon trying to duck out of this Twitter thing?
[00:28:23]  First of all, did I not call this?
[00:28:24]  Yeah, I think we all said this, right?

=== Best Underwear Deal Alert (12:36) ===

[00:28:26]  Wow.
[00:28:27]  You just took your whole shit.
[00:28:30]  Did I not put the stamp down on Twitter and now everybody's taking my joke?
[00:28:34]  Wait, what was the stamp?
[00:28:36]  Before he pulled out, I said, Twitter's about to be the only deal that, no, I said, Twitter's about to be the only thing Musk pulls out of because he just had the twins with the whatever.
[00:28:44]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:28:45]  Now everybody taking my shit, bro.
[00:28:48]  The joke, not like, like, not the story, the prediction.
[00:28:52]  I don't know, guys.
[00:28:55]  Welcome in, bro.
[00:28:56]  Like, what do you want right now?
[00:28:58]  No, no.
[00:28:58]  Yeah, the joke.
[00:28:59]  Just the joke.
[00:29:00]  But I didn't actually think that he was about to pull out.
[00:29:02]  I thought I thought that he would go through with it.
[00:29:04]  Yeah.
[00:29:04]  But now.
[00:29:05]  For the most part, I thought this wasn't real from the beginning.
[00:29:07]  There was a moment.
[00:29:08]  What about for not the most?
[00:29:09]  Like, what about what?
[00:29:11]  There was a moment where I thought.
[00:29:12]  Yeah, what is your part?
[00:29:13]  Yeah, well, yeah, tell us about the small part.
[00:29:15]  What about what that was?
[00:29:16]  When they actually agreed to 44 billion, I was like, oh, am I wrong?
[00:29:18]  But I'm not wrong.
[00:29:19]  I should have more faith in myself.
[00:29:20]  And then what happened emotionally after that for you?
[00:29:22]  What was that like?
[00:29:23]  Wow.
[00:29:24]  So he just, he has gotten to therapy.
[00:29:25]  So he's thinking.
[00:29:27]  Just.
[00:29:28]  I go back to third grade, my boy.
[00:29:30]  I'm an OG of this therapy.
[00:29:31]  Therapy just started working.
[00:29:32]  So he's finally.
[00:29:33]  Yeah, but what was that like emotionally for like, what was that like?
[00:29:35]  And how does that relate to like your relationship with your parents?
[00:29:38]  Yes.
[00:29:39]  You know what?
[00:29:39]  Yo, all therapy is, yo, your parents fucked you up.
[00:29:43]  That's all therapy is.
[00:29:44]  It's not your fault.
[00:29:45]  Yeah.
[00:29:45]  Uh-huh.
[00:29:46]  Okay, so how does that relate to that?
[00:29:48]  Oof.
[00:29:48]  You know what?
[00:29:49]  I'm not used to ever being wrong because my mom always tells me I'm right.
[00:29:51]  So it was very devastating.
[00:29:54]  I didn't mean it, but I pulled it out.
[00:29:56]  I mean, I got there.
[00:29:57]  Is that true?
[00:29:58]  No.
[00:29:59]  Well, my mom thinks I'm perfect for sure.
[00:30:00]  Yeah.
[00:30:01]  But she's telling me this as cap.
[00:30:04]  Thank God.
[00:30:04]  That's a lot of pressure.
[00:30:05]  What does she say?
[00:30:06]  That's a lot of pressure.
[00:30:07]  I wish my mom treated me the way Andrew's mom treats him.
[00:30:15]  So you feel pressure to be perfect because your mom.
[00:30:18]  Yeah, bro.
[00:30:18]  She thinks I'm perfect all the time.
[00:30:21]  Wow.
[00:30:21]  I'll tell her.
[00:30:22]  If I told her I smoked weed this Rogan episode, she'd be like, yeah, but it wasn't like real.
[00:30:26]  And I'd be like, has she seen you, bro?
[00:30:30]  Damn, man.
[00:30:31]  You mean I'm not attractive?
[00:30:32]  Because I think a lot of you could get fucked, I think.
[00:30:36]  Wait a minute.
[00:30:37]  God damn, that was like a really insulting sentence.
[00:30:40]  Perfect for real.
[00:30:40]  I didn't care for you to expand on it.
[00:30:42]  There we go.
[00:30:45]  No, no, no.
[00:30:46]  But say a little bit, even though you didn't become a doctor or engineer, she still thinks you're perfect.
[00:30:49]  It don't matter.
[00:30:50]  Really?
[00:30:50]  What if she saw you weighing cracks?
[00:30:52]  What if she saw you weighing cracks on the internet?
[00:30:56]  She would be like, who are you doing that for?
[00:30:58]  What if she saw you naked going down a slide?
[00:31:00]  What would you say then?
[00:31:01]  She'd be like, damn, dude, I thought you'd had a bigger dick than that.
[00:31:04]  Calls you a dick.
[00:31:06]  She saw it like that.
[00:31:08]  You would think about my breasts.
[00:31:09]  You know, you would just think.
[00:31:11]  Yo, you didn't suck enough milk out them.
[00:31:13]  I think not, dude.
[00:31:14]  When do you stop sucking?
[00:31:16]  What age?
[00:31:16]  I don't know, to be honest.
[00:31:18]  Really?
[00:31:18]  18, probably?
[00:31:19]  Months?
[00:31:20]  18 months.
[00:31:21]  I was making a whole wise crack.
[00:31:23]  Oh, oh.
[00:31:24]  Wise crack.
[00:31:25]  My bad.
[00:31:25]  I was a late sucker.
[00:31:26]  My mom told me.
[00:31:27]  Really?
[00:31:31]  Wait, for real?
[00:31:32]  How late?
[00:31:32]  How late?
[00:31:33]  I was like six.
[00:31:34]  I was like six.
[00:31:36]  Look at the teeth, dog.
[00:31:37]  Say again?
[00:31:37]  You have full teeth.
[00:31:38]  I'd let her know.
[00:31:39]  If there was none left, I'd take a nibble.
[00:31:42]  Slap the bag like frenzied.
[00:31:45]  Hey, do what you got to do, mom.
[00:31:46]  I don't know how you get more milk in.
[00:31:48]  I can't believe this.
[00:31:49]  For real.
[00:31:49]  I would tell her, I'm like, mom, you better do some push-ups or something.
[00:31:52]  You know what I mean?
[00:31:53]  You better work chest this week because this tap is dry.
[00:31:58]  You know what I mean, mom?
[00:31:59]  My mom watches this shit.
[00:32:00]  What's up, mom?
[00:32:01]  Yo, she got to be a guest.
[00:32:02]  We got to get her on.
[00:32:02]  Say yeah?
[00:32:03]  We got to get her.
[00:32:04]  We are going to get her on.
[00:32:04]  I told you.
[00:32:05]  No.
[00:32:06]  No.
[00:32:06]  We got it.
[00:32:07]  I got locked in.
[00:32:07]  I had the date, and I have absolutely everything.
[00:32:10]  It's going to go.
[00:32:11]  What date?
[00:32:13]  I can't say.
[00:32:15]  Secret.
[00:32:16]  Yeah, it's a secret.
[00:32:16]  Yeah.
[00:32:17]  Okay.
[00:32:17]  It is a secret.
[00:32:18]  Okay.
[00:32:19]  Sure.
[00:32:20]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:32:21]  What do you want to talk about?
[00:32:22]  Huh?
[00:32:22]  What are you going to interview?
[00:32:23]  What do you guys want to talk about, you sick fucks?
[00:32:24]  You want to talk about a 70-woman fits?
[00:32:29]  Is that you?
[00:32:30]  I don't care about how you treated my mom at our wedding.
[00:32:32]  What did I do?
[00:32:34]  Yeah.
[00:32:35]  Yeah.
[00:32:35]  I didn't say that.
[00:32:37]  You hit her with a heavy.
[00:32:38]  I didn't say it.
[00:32:38]  That was a knee-jerk reaction.
[00:32:40]  I can't do anything.
[00:32:41]  If I see them, it comes out of me.
[00:32:43]  It's not like I want to.
[00:32:44]  It's like a burst.
[00:32:45]  You can say it around my mom.
[00:32:47]  Knee-jerk, bro.
[00:32:48]  Say what?
[00:32:48]  Knee-jerk.
[00:32:50]  It's a knee-jerk, you know?
[00:32:51]  It's just a different type of jerk.
[00:32:53]  That's all it is.
[00:32:56]  That's my million sex jokes.
[00:32:59]  They feel less disrespectful than yours.
[00:33:00]  Yeah.
[00:33:01]  Why?
[00:33:01]  Because I get a chance to say it to your mom.
[00:33:03]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:04]  Why does that make mine more disrespectful?
[00:33:06]  It's the same amount of disrespectful.
[00:33:07]  The more disrespectful you are, the more justifiable it is when I see your mom and I go, you can do the whole thing.
[00:33:14]  It's fine.
[00:33:15]  It's 100% fine.
[00:33:16]  You don't look fine.
[00:33:18]  Hey, do this again.
[00:33:20]  I had a dream about your mom last night.
[00:33:24]  It looks bad.
[00:33:26]  It looks like you.
[00:33:27]  It looks like that.
[00:33:28]  On 7-Eleven.
[00:33:29]  Hey!
[00:33:31]  Juneteenth for Indians.
[00:33:32]  Be cool, bro.
[00:33:33]  No, it wasn't.
[00:33:34]  You still got it, girl.
[00:33:36]  No, listen.
[00:33:38]  Listen.
[00:33:41]  You said the pinky ring.
[00:33:42]  What's going on, bro?
[00:33:43]  What's happening?
[00:33:44]  Okay.
[00:33:45]  No, but it wasn't a bad dream.
[00:33:48]  It wasn't anything sexual or anything.
[00:33:50]  I just happened to have a dream.
[00:33:52]  Okay.
[00:33:55]  It was her.
[00:33:56]  It was fucking.
[00:34:00]  It's like a all right, Charlie Murphy.
[00:34:02]  Get it out.
[00:34:03]  Okay.
[00:34:03]  It was a scooter.
[00:34:05]  Charlie Murphy?
[00:34:06]  Yeah, it was me.
[00:34:07]  It was Eddie.
[00:34:11]  Yeah, it was like it was a crazy thing.
[00:34:12]  Wow.
[00:34:13]  A scooter?
[00:34:15]  Just give him a second.
[00:34:17]  It was a scooter, dude.
[00:34:18]  It was a scooter.
[00:34:19]  Okay.
[00:34:19]  Like a Vespa?
[00:34:20]  No.
[00:34:22]  Like a more razor scooter.
[00:34:26]  That's it.
[00:34:27]  I was just doing tricks on a ramp.
[00:34:29]  What do you think that means?
[00:34:30]  How did that affect your relationship with your parents?
[00:34:32]  Do you think I think my parents let me go to rollerblading camp once, and I got a concussion there, and I wish that maybe they didn't allow me to do that.
[00:34:41]  Yeah, it's their fault.
[00:34:42]  You got a concussion?
[00:34:42]  Yeah, they didn't care about my safety enough.
[00:34:45]  It's kind of wild to let your kid do extreme sports as like a youngin', don't you think?
[00:34:49]  That's when you're most resilient.
[00:34:50]  You hit your head, you bounce back.
[00:34:51]  Yeah.
[00:34:52]  Do you bounce back?
[00:34:53]  I don't know that you do.
[00:34:54]  I think it might be like permanent thing.
[00:34:55]  You're the most susceptible when you're young, actually.
[00:34:57]  Yeah.
[00:34:57]  But then it also could make you into a great comic, you know?
[00:34:59]  Hit your head a few times as a kid.
[00:35:01]  Rogan literally thinks that I'm like impulsive because I've had concussions.
[00:35:05]  Yeah.
[00:35:06]  That makes sense.
[00:35:06]  I got told him the other three concussions.
[00:35:08]  He's like, oh, it's probably why you're like.
[00:35:10]  Damn, Rogan therapy, you, bro.
[00:35:13]  Damn, Rogan hit you with this probably because of your childhood.
[00:35:16]  Fuck, bro.
[00:35:16]  Childhood is crazy, man.
[00:35:18]  Maybe we should take, you know how, like, like Elon's doing this thing where he's like, I don't need to take care of my kids until they're adults, and then I'll play more of a role.
[00:35:25]  Right?
[00:35:25]  That's crazy.
[00:35:26]  Maybe we should only take care of the kids for those first six years.
[00:35:30]  And then pass it off.
[00:35:31]  And then you just don't, like, at what point, if they get diddled, does it not make them trans?
[00:35:38]  No, no, I'm not saying.
[00:35:39]  Why is special?
[00:35:41]  That was gay.
[00:35:42]  We're gay.
[00:35:42]  We're gay.
[00:35:44]  Thank God you cleaned it up.
[00:35:46]  Thank God you cleaned it up.
[00:35:47]  At what point does it not turn them into the alphabet if they get touched?
[00:35:51]  Because like if I get touched now, I'm not going to be an alphabet.
[00:35:54]  You don't know.
[00:35:55]  You don't know.
[00:35:56]  It also depends who taught it to you.
[00:35:57]  Yeah.
[00:35:58]  What do you mean?
[00:35:59]  I bet you can get touched into being an alphabet.
[00:36:01]  You know how fucking good you got to be to turn an adult?
[00:36:05]  Who's better at giving blowjobs probably than dudes?
[00:36:09]  Yeah, but like a good blowjob is not going to make you go, oh, I want all men.
[00:36:14]  It's just, it's like, I want Ralph one more time, bro.
[00:36:17]  Yeah, pussy mouth.
[00:36:18]  Yeah.
[00:36:20]  Ralph got that.
[00:36:20]  Pussy mouth word, bro.
[00:36:21]  You don't know, bro.
[00:36:22]  Pussy mouth Ralph, bro.
[00:36:24]  Pussy mouth.
[00:36:26]  Pussy mouth Ralph.
[00:36:27]  You don't just run it up with every dude, but Ralph, you're like, all right.
[00:36:30]  Also, guys, Big Daisy Energy Tour is still going strong.
[00:36:33]  We got a lot of momentum.
[00:36:35]  Sold at the last, I don't know how many weekends.
[00:36:36]  Let's keep that shit going.
[00:36:38]  This weekend in Minneapolis, Acme Comedy Club.
[00:36:40]  It's supposed to be one of the best comedy clubs in the city.
[00:36:42]  I know it's a summer Minneapolis, but stop acting like you got a lot of shit to do.
[00:36:46]  Come to the shows.
[00:36:47]  Let's have some fucking laughs.
[00:36:48]  Let's hang out after this weekend, Thursday through Sunday, July 14th through 16th.
[00:36:53]  Also, San Diego.
[00:36:54]  I'm telling you, these shows will sell out.
[00:36:56]  July 28th through 30th, American Comedy Company, one of my favorite clubs in the city.
[00:37:00]  I promise you, these shows will sell out.
[00:37:02]  So you need to buy tickets because some of them are already getting close.
[00:37:05]  August 5th and 6th, I'm going to be in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
[00:37:08]  I'm coming back to the city that gave us all COVID.
[00:37:11]  Let's do it one more time.
[00:37:12]  And I'm telling you what, one of these days, I think I'm going to bring the RE Garbage Boys and I'm going to honor the other half of my bet, pay $5,000, put it on black, one spin.
[00:37:21]  Let's see what the fuck happens.
[00:37:22]  August 11th through 13th, I'm also hitting Tempe at the 10 p.m. Prop, September 9th and 10th, Orlando, Florida.
[00:37:28]  Mark will probably be there because of his fucking anti-vaxx lives there.
[00:37:32]  So all those dates and more at AkashSing.com.
[00:37:35]  Now let's get back to the show.
[00:37:36]  Let's do on-air therapy.
[00:37:37]  I think that's what we're missing.
[00:37:38]  That would be fun.
[00:37:39]  That'd be awesome, right?
[00:37:40]  Yeah.
[00:37:40]  All right, I'll start it.
[00:37:43]  Let's do it.
[00:37:43]  Yeah.
[00:37:44]  You ready to come?
[00:37:45]  My therapist.
[00:37:45]  I already have a therapist, by the way.
[00:37:47]  Okay.
[00:37:47]  His first name's Andrew.
[00:37:48]  Okay, I got you.
[00:37:49]  Ready?
[00:37:49]  Here we go.
[00:37:52]  Hey, girl.
[00:37:55]  That was Skirtworth right there.
[00:37:56]  That was really good.
[00:37:57]  Yeah.
[00:37:57]  Did I say on the pod yet that somebody thought I was him on the street?
[00:38:00]  I told you guys that, right?
[00:38:02]  I told you guys this.
[00:38:03]  No?
[00:38:04]  This is an algorithm in real life, bro.
[00:38:07]  They thought that I was him.
[00:38:08]  Somebody came up to me and they're with their girl and they're like, oh, shit, that's my favorite comedian.
[00:38:13]  They're like, what's up, Andrew Tate?
[00:38:14]  And I'm like, what?
[00:38:16]  I go, different Andrew, bro.
[00:38:18]  And he goes, I mean, Schultz.
[00:38:19]  Oh, fuck my bad.
[00:38:20]  I'm like, this is, this guy is the greatest guy ever.
[00:38:24]  I was like, at that moment, I realized that he was the most influential human in the history of the NFT.
[00:38:29]  Maybe he's the most influential Andrew.
[00:38:31]  Fuck you.
[00:38:33]  Wow.
[00:38:34]  Fuck you.
[00:38:35]  You're cool.
[00:38:36]  You didn't do anything.
[00:38:36]  No, he might be the most influential Andrew, honestly.
[00:38:39]  And it fucking breaks me to say it.
[00:38:41]  It breaks me like one of his bitches.
[00:38:44]  He didn't say it, dude.
[00:38:46]  It really does.
[00:38:48]  Do we need him on?
[00:38:49]  I think we might.
[00:38:50]  We have him.
[00:38:50]  He's so funny.
[00:38:51]  He's just a stand-up.
[00:38:53]  Come on.
[00:38:53]  You just have some laughs.
[00:38:55]  Yeah.
[00:38:55]  Should we have him like teach Shifty how to get, well, no, that's not valuable.
[00:39:00]  Is there anybody single here?
[00:39:01]  Miles.
[00:39:03]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:39:04]  Oh, life coaching with Miles would be the best.
[00:39:07]  But Miles already has so many bitches.
[00:39:10]  Yeah, but are they broken?
[00:39:11]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:39:12]  You have girls that have like are like interesting thoughts and ideas.
[00:39:15]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:39:15]  Dude, here for that.
[00:39:17]  Dove.
[00:39:17]  No, Dove does not need Andrew.
[00:39:18]  No, no, he does.
[00:39:19]  No, he doesn't.
[00:39:20]  No, no, no, Don.
[00:39:23]  He wants like a woman that he like respects and will walk all over him.
[00:39:26]  I mean, they do that already.
[00:39:27]  Are you simping?
[00:39:28]  None of them walk over me.
[00:39:29]  You're going to simp when you have a Jewish wife.
[00:39:31]  Bro, it's not even.
[00:39:34]  He simps.
[00:39:34]  I'm not even...
[00:39:35]  No, he doesn't simp now.
[00:39:36]  No, he doesn't simp now.
[00:39:37]  He doesn't simp now.
[00:39:37]  He doesn't simp now.
[00:39:38]  You don't simply now.
[00:39:39]  But with your Jewish wife, you will 100% simp and she will absolutely obliterate you.
[00:39:45]  But that's okay, though.
[00:39:46]  It depends.
[00:39:47]  Exactly.
[00:39:47]  It's cold or wet.
[00:39:50]  I am absolutely okay to come back to the home.
[00:39:54]  Do you think there's shit?
[00:39:56]  There's a female Andrew Tate out there, bro.
[00:39:58]  There's probably a female Andrew Tate.
[00:40:00]  She shot fucking Tori Lane.
[00:40:02]  I don't think she shot anybody.
[00:40:03]  Yes, she did.
[00:40:04]  She's simping, though, if she's running shit.
[00:40:06]  No, she gets home.
[00:40:08]  If you even have to ask what simping is, you're a fucking simp, bro.
[00:40:11]  Yeah.
[00:40:12]  The crazy thing is most women probably don't know Andrew Tate exists.
[00:40:14]  That's not true.
[00:40:15]  They're probably not getting the updates all on their Instagram and stuff and on their YouTube shorts.
[00:40:19]  Oh, you think that their algorithm is different?
[00:40:21]  Yeah, they probably have a female Andrew Tate telling them dating tricks.
[00:40:24]  Oh, okay.
[00:40:24]  And how to handle their dicks.
[00:40:26]  Oh, God.
[00:40:26]  Like the dick-sucking chicks.
[00:40:29]  What is it called?
[00:40:31]  Women?
[00:40:33]  Alex Tate.
[00:40:35]  That was fucking sexist.
[00:40:36]  Alex Tate.
[00:40:37]  That was really fucking sexist.
[00:40:39]  No, the fucking Caller Daddy.
[00:40:42]  Oh, okay.
[00:40:42]  Right?
[00:40:43]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:40:44]  Yeah, in a way, that could be female Andrew Tate in the early days, like OG Caller Daddy.
[00:40:48]  Didn't they change the name to that podcast?
[00:40:50]  Wasn't it like how to be lonely when you're 40?
[00:40:53]  Is that the British?
[00:40:55]  You didn't do it British though.
[00:40:57]  What if you do it British and you're fucking up?
[00:40:58]  Dude, any girl that pays attention to that podcast will be single at 40 100%.

=== Sri Lanka Economic Crisis (03:33) ===

[00:41:03]  But they pivoted.
[00:41:04]  They pivoted.
[00:41:05]  Early days, dude.
[00:41:06]  It's crazy.
[00:41:07]  Nah, they pivoted.
[00:41:07]  They just go gobble up all the dicks in the city and you don't think, dude, we're putting the numbers on your forehead.
[00:41:12]  You don't realize what's happening.
[00:41:13]  The numbers are going on the forehead.
[00:41:16]  You're not going to be able to hide it anymore.
[00:41:17]  It's like a tattoo?
[00:41:19]  It's not a tattoo, obviously, because that's to change.
[00:41:21]  But it will be a visor that they wear and they will have like a number that will go across it.
[00:41:25]  Why don't you have to have a number on your forehead?
[00:41:26]  Because I'm a bitch.
[00:41:30]  That's why this fucking guy.
[00:41:31]  I don't get it.
[00:41:32]  Makes more sense.
[00:41:32]  You don't get it, dude.
[00:41:33]  Okay, can we be serious?
[00:41:34]  There's a lot of stuff happening in the world right now.
[00:41:36]  Why are Sri Lankas swimming in the pool?
[00:41:40]  I thought they was drinking it.
[00:41:41]  Did you see them?
[00:41:42]  Didn't it look like for real?
[00:41:44]  Sri Lanka's going for a dip.
[00:41:47]  They stormed the presidential building, right?
[00:41:48]  Yeah, they stormed the Capitol.
[00:41:49]  Hey, fight that good fight, Sri Lanka.
[00:41:52]  Yeah.
[00:41:52]  I fucks with Sri Lankans.
[00:41:54]  Yeah, me too.
[00:41:55]  Yeah, this is the scene right now.
[00:41:57]  They're inside the Sri Lankan president's house.
[00:41:59]  They're swimming in the pool.
[00:42:00]  They're in his bed, hanging out.
[00:42:03]  Good for them.
[00:42:03]  And fuck the president.
[00:42:05]  Ah, gosh, you understand what's happening over there?
[00:42:07]  Because I have no idea.
[00:42:08]  I read a little bit.
[00:42:08]  Let's see how much I actually remember.
[00:42:11]  Oh, this comes.
[00:42:11]  Well, you don't remember just filling the gaps.
[00:42:13]  Yeah, you're right.
[00:42:14]  Government's been corrupt for a while.
[00:42:15]  The prime minister that they also ousted, he only stepped in like six months ago.
[00:42:19]  But there's been a lot of corruption, a lot of mismanagement of money for like a long time.
[00:42:23]  And people just had enough.
[00:42:24]  And they said, we're storming this motherfucker's house.
[00:42:26]  We're swimming in his pool.
[00:42:27]  We're hanging out in his bed.
[00:42:28]  Good for them.
[00:42:28]  Yo, do you got to do something?
[00:42:30]  That was a cool protest.
[00:42:31]  Protest ends in a pool party.
[00:42:33]  That's awesome.
[00:42:34]  All in good fun.
[00:42:35]  And they got the guy to resign.
[00:42:37]  But you, January 6th, motherfuckers couldn't get done.
[00:42:39]  Facts, though.
[00:42:40]  Yeah, how do Sri Lankans body all the January 6th people?
[00:42:42]  That's crazy.
[00:42:43]  They won, bro.
[00:42:44]  They were hanging out.
[00:42:45]  They weren't stealing nothing.
[00:42:46]  They weren't hurting nobody.
[00:42:47]  Just, hey, let me take a little dip in a pool.
[00:42:49]  And if a country's broke and they're living like this, people are going to get fed up at some point.
[00:42:53]  They apparently had like a couple million in their national reserve and they got 22 million people.
[00:42:58]  That's not enough.
[00:42:59]  You need billions.
[00:43:00]  Could we buy Sri Lanka, you think?
[00:43:02]  Like, if we were to pool all of our money there.
[00:43:03]  He made this real white, dog.
[00:43:04]  You can't just go buy in human beings.
[00:43:06]  We could bail them out.
[00:43:07]  So we can give them a loan.
[00:43:09]  And then we would then become de facto presidents of Sri Lanka.
[00:43:12]  Oh, like do one of the economic hitman things.
[00:43:15]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly that.
[00:43:16]  I think we could save the country.
[00:43:18]  I'm down to save the country.
[00:43:19]  I don't think there's anything wrong with that at all.
[00:43:22]  Great.
[00:43:22]  I think this is good.
[00:43:23]  I think that we should do it.
[00:43:28]  That's it.
[00:43:29]  Yeah.
[00:43:30]  Okay.
[00:43:30]  They need $6 million, apparently, just to get through the next six months.
[00:43:33]  Money for that.
[00:43:34]  I'm good on that.
[00:43:35]  A real charity, though.
[00:43:35]  Don't send me no bullshit.
[00:43:36]  No, I think there's other things that we got to save before Sri Lanka.
[00:43:39]  Why does India come through and help them out?
[00:43:41]  India has actually helped.
[00:43:42]  All our neighbors.
[00:43:42]  Yeah, they actually have helped.
[00:43:44]  But they said, like, we can't just rely on India.
[00:43:45]  They need the IMF to actually step up.
[00:43:47]  And the IMF is like, y'all been so corrupt.
[00:43:50]  We need to actually make sure you're going to use this money correctly.
[00:43:52]  We give it to you.
[00:43:53]  Or at least one economist who I think works with the IMF or something.
[00:43:55]  Again, gaps.
[00:43:56]  But that's what I've understand.
[00:43:58]  My understanding was like China basically gave them a bunch of like loans that they built like docks or whatever with the Belt and Road Initiative.
[00:44:06]  Yeah.
[00:44:06]  And they basically defaulted on the loans.
[00:44:09]  And I don't know.
[00:44:11]  Maybe that had to do with COVID or maybe it had to do with like.
[00:44:13]  Apparently COVID hurt tourism a lot, which is a big source of income.
[00:44:16]  So then that also was another thing.
[00:44:18]  Yeah.
[00:44:18]  So now they're coming to collect that bread.
[00:44:21]  But I don't know, man.
[00:44:24]  You just got to invest in crypto.
[00:44:25]  I don't know why they didn't do that.
[00:44:28]  Are you still in?
[00:44:28]  Are you still like buying in?
[00:44:30]  Yeah.
[00:44:30]  Really?
[00:44:30]  Yeah.
[00:44:31]  I'm waiting for it to go lower because I bought in already.

=== IMF Corruption Scandal (15:16) ===

[00:44:37]  What's funny?
[00:44:39]  My mom says, I'm never wrong.
[00:44:40]  Al, what's funny?
[00:44:42]  He's never wrong.
[00:44:42]  I'm not wrong.
[00:44:43]  It is going lower.
[00:44:44]  Yeah.
[00:44:44]  As it goes lower, every time it goes lower, I put more in to a new low.
[00:44:48]  And what happens when it hits zero?
[00:44:50]  And I'm fucks.
[00:44:52]  So until, so you wanted to go low until.
[00:44:54]  Hit a dollar.
[00:44:55]  Yo, hit a dollar.
[00:44:56]  I'm going to go fucking bananas.
[00:44:58]  Yeah, but then you can buy all the.
[00:45:00]  You would be out here like one of them fucking Winkle buses.
[00:45:02]  Yeah, you could buy all the Bitcoin then.
[00:45:04]  Yeah.
[00:45:04]  If it hits zero, it's done, right?
[00:45:08]  Some coin hit zero and then came back.
[00:45:09]  So I guess theoretically, no, but we'd all probably kill ourselves if it hit zero.
[00:45:13]  So what are you going to do?
[00:45:14]  You know?
[00:45:14]  I mean, zero is crazy.
[00:45:16]  It'd be, it'd be.
[00:45:17]  Zero means there's not a single person on the planet that wants it.
[00:45:20]  Yeah.
[00:45:21]  Yeah.
[00:45:21]  And there's no, there's no place you can storm.
[00:45:24]  Like there's no place to go.
[00:45:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:45:25]  Like there's not like, there's not a president's house.
[00:45:27]  There's not a guy that's.
[00:45:28]  My wife's going to storm a couple divorce attorneys' offices.
[00:45:31]  I'll tell you that.
[00:45:33]  Has she been giving you any shit?
[00:45:35]  Seeing like the value go down?
[00:45:37]  No, I've actually said we should keep buying.
[00:45:39]  And she's like, all right, that's crazy.
[00:45:40]  We just can't only do that.
[00:45:42]  We got to diversify, which is completely rational.
[00:45:44]  Yeah, that's smart.
[00:45:45]  Yeah.
[00:45:45]  That's smart.
[00:45:46]  But yeah.
[00:45:46]  Okay.
[00:45:47]  How much he was like, what?
[00:45:49]  And I was like, yeah, what are you going to do?
[00:45:52]  I mean, what?
[00:45:53]  She found out how much money I had in crypto.
[00:45:55]  She was like, what?
[00:45:56]  And I was like, yeah.
[00:45:57]  Hey, we out here.
[00:45:58]  Let's see what happens.
[00:46:00]  Yeah.
[00:46:00]  The trick is you just got to lie.
[00:46:01]  Just be like, I invested a thousand bucks a few years ago and look what we got now.
[00:46:04]  And she's like, what?
[00:46:05]  That's amazing.
[00:46:07]  So it's just a much better relative perspective.
[00:46:09]  It's been a much better way to do it.
[00:46:10]  Yeah.
[00:46:10]  All right.
[00:46:11]  What else we got?
[00:46:12]  Okay.
[00:46:12]  We want to talk DM etiquette.
[00:46:14]  Doja Cat DMs this kid Will from Stranger Things saying, yo, set me up with your boy, the punk kid from Stranger Things.
[00:46:22]  Yeah.
[00:46:22]  He posts it on the internet and posts the whole screenshot.
[00:46:25]  She's like, he's like, wow, this is so funny.
[00:46:27]  Doja Cat is trying to smash dude.
[00:46:30]  Yeah.
[00:46:30]  She gets pissed off and is like, yo, this kid's a snake.
[00:46:33]  Leaked my DMs.
[00:46:34]  Because she got a man, probably.
[00:46:37]  So she was doing foul shit.
[00:46:41]  That's what I assume.
[00:46:42]  Oh, I thought it's because she caught a lot of heat that she's dating white boys.
[00:46:47]  That's a black black Twitter.
[00:46:50]  That could be it.
[00:46:51]  Yeah.
[00:46:52]  By the way, this is embarrassing.
[00:46:55]  Why are you friends with a 17-year-old?
[00:46:58]  That's the embarrassing thing to me.
[00:46:59]  Going through a 17-year-old to get the older dude.
[00:47:02]  I mean, yeah, just DM.
[00:47:03]  Also, like, call your agent.
[00:47:04]  Your agent is going to be able to connect you to him.
[00:47:07]  Like, you wanted to DM the Stranger Things kid.
[00:47:09]  You want to talk to the Stranger Things kid.
[00:47:11]  Like, you're watching a show.
[00:47:13]  It's nothing wrong with that.
[00:47:14]  That's fine.
[00:47:16]  Why didn't she just DM herself?
[00:47:17]  Why should she be a man?
[00:47:18]  Didn't she say that dude doesn't have Instagram or something like that?
[00:47:21]  But then he did.
[00:47:22]  She just couldn't find it.
[00:47:24]  She goes, can you tell Joseph to hit me up?
[00:47:26]  No, wait, does he have a girlfriend, LOL, sliding his DMs?
[00:47:29]  Son.
[00:47:30]  I don't know his IG or Twitter.
[00:47:31]  He doesn't have a DM to slide.
[00:47:32]  Why are you having a conversation with a guy who calls you ma'am?
[00:47:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:47:36]  Like, this is a 17-year-old kid.
[00:47:38]  Hold on, he said, ma'am.
[00:47:40]  Yeah, look, right here, ma'am.
[00:47:42]  Get out of here.
[00:47:43]  She mad at him?
[00:47:44]  This is embarrassing for you.
[00:47:46]  It might be the man, yo.
[00:47:47]  He kept the ma'am in the post.
[00:47:49]  That's crazy.
[00:47:50]  Yeah.
[00:47:51]  But also, it's corny of him.
[00:47:53]  Why'd you leak this?
[00:47:54]  He's 17.
[00:47:55]  You don't know no better.
[00:47:56]  You should never leak DMs, never leak private shit.
[00:47:58]  I don't care if it's nudes or a private conversation.
[00:48:00]  You don't know what somebody's more embarrassed about.
[00:48:02]  We put all this value on nudes, but some people might be way more comfortable with their nudes being out there than a private conversation.
[00:48:08]  Sure.
[00:48:08]  So, yeah, he should go to jail.
[00:48:10]  He should be shot in his fucking head.
[00:48:13]  Whatever happens to me and Khalifa should happen to him.
[00:48:15]  100%.
[00:48:16]  He's 17.
[00:48:17]  It's different rules.
[00:48:18]  Put him in my head.
[00:48:19]  Put him in Juvie.
[00:48:20]  Okay.
[00:48:20]  So you're fighting, slipping on semen.
[00:48:23]  Yeah.
[00:48:23]  Slipping on semen.
[00:48:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:48:25]  Like, have him out there fighting, slipping on semen, bro.
[00:48:28]  Okay.
[00:48:28]  All right.
[00:48:29]  Like, that's some real shit.
[00:48:30]  You don't know what Rikers is like.
[00:48:32]  Yeah.
[00:48:33]  Yeah.
[00:48:33]  You never done time, Monkosh.
[00:48:35]  You do some time.
[00:48:36]  You out there.
[00:48:36]  Dude wants to fight you.
[00:48:37]  You in the showers, semen everywhere, slipping on it.
[00:48:42]  That's something you never experienced.
[00:48:44]  That's what they don't tell you.
[00:48:45]  You fall on semen.
[00:48:46]  Now you're sitting in semen.
[00:48:47]  Now you're sitting in semen.
[00:48:48]  Semen seeping up your butt cheeks and butthole.
[00:48:50]  Yeah.
[00:48:51]  Yeah.
[00:48:51]  Now you're pregnant.
[00:48:53]  Now your kid's gay.
[00:48:56]  Think about that.
[00:48:57]  That's how they make it.
[00:48:58]  That's how it happens.
[00:48:59]  You've never done time, bro.
[00:49:00]  Yes, bro.
[00:49:01]  If you did time, you would know.
[00:49:03]  Okay.
[00:49:03]  Yes.
[00:49:04]  Fucking shit.
[00:49:05]  What'd you do?
[00:49:07]  I snuffed somebody.
[00:49:08]  That got you in Rikers?
[00:49:10]  No, when I was in Rikers.
[00:49:11]  Oh, okay.
[00:49:12]  I snuffed somebody.
[00:49:13]  Yeah.
[00:49:13]  Slipped.
[00:49:14]  Licked the floor clean.
[00:49:19]  Yo, it is what it is, bro.
[00:49:21]  I said to myself, I was like, I ain't slipping on no semen, bro.
[00:49:24]  This guy wanted to fight with me.
[00:49:25]  He's like, he's like, yo, we might slip on semen.
[00:49:27]  I'm like, I ain't slipping on no semen.
[00:49:30]  Slurped it up.
[00:49:31]  What did he do?
[00:49:32]  Yup.
[00:49:33]  Had all the grip.
[00:49:34]  Had all the grips.
[00:49:35]  Did you win the fight at least?
[00:49:36]  Say what?
[00:49:37]  Did you win the fight?
[00:49:38]  I was cramping because I was so full.
[00:49:40]  You can't exercise after you eat so quickly, bro.
[00:49:43]  He's ziggly pumped over here.
[00:49:44]  That's crazy.
[00:49:46]  You eat that much calories, you can't exercise right there.
[00:49:49]  Yeah.
[00:49:49]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:50]  I probably ate about a good 2 billion kids.
[00:49:53]  Jeez.
[00:49:53]  I was eating too much.
[00:49:54]  And those are tough kids, too.
[00:49:55]  Those are criminals' kids.
[00:49:57]  Motherfuckers was going crazy.
[00:49:58]  Gang fights in my tummy.
[00:50:01]  You know what I mean?
[00:50:03]  I was throwing up different sets.
[00:50:04]  That's crazy.
[00:50:05]  Did you get pregnant?
[00:50:06]  Say again.
[00:50:07]  Did you get impregnated?
[00:50:08]  I told you I got pregnant.
[00:50:09]  Yeah, it was.
[00:50:10]  I got scooped, bro.
[00:50:11]  I got an emotion.
[00:50:13]  I got an immortal, bro.
[00:50:15]  Yeah, I got an immortal, dude.
[00:50:16]  And that's why I'm so pro-female's choice.
[00:50:20]  And man's choice.
[00:50:21]  Say what?
[00:50:22]  And male's choice to get in a smart shit.
[00:50:23]  Pro-pregnant person's choice.
[00:50:24]  I was pro-pregnant person's choice.
[00:50:26]  Yeah.
[00:50:26]  Yo, abortion is nothing to joke around about.
[00:50:29]  Yeah, seriously, Al.
[00:50:30]  For real, dude.
[00:50:31]  Yeah.
[00:50:32]  I gave myself it.
[00:50:34]  How do you do that?
[00:50:34]  Say again?
[00:50:35]  How you do that?
[00:50:36]  How did I give myself an abortion?
[00:50:37]  Yeah.
[00:50:38]  There's only one way you can do it.
[00:50:39]  Yeah.
[00:50:40]  Yeah.
[00:50:40]  What is it?
[00:50:41]  Wire hanger?
[00:50:42]  No, dude.
[00:50:42]  That's frozen.
[00:50:43]  That's crazy, dude.
[00:50:44]  I've seen that.
[00:50:44]  That's disgusting.
[00:50:45]  No, I was playing basketball and I just hit a shot and my boy jumped and I jumped to do that like high-five thing.
[00:50:52]  Oh, wow.
[00:50:53]  That seems pretty easy to be honest with you.
[00:50:54]  It seems very easy.
[00:50:55]  Which has anyone ever done that in sports?
[00:50:56]  You never lost a child.
[00:50:57]  Has anyone ever done that in sports in real life before?
[00:50:59]  Say what?
[00:51:00]  Like the chest bump in sports?
[00:51:02]  Like, I've never seen that happen in real life ever.
[00:51:04]  Like, you're playing basketball with your boy and you make a shot and you like chest bump in the air.
[00:51:08]  Mark, you watch soccer.
[00:51:10]  You don't watch real sports.
[00:51:11]  That's my point.
[00:51:11]  If you watch a real sport, you can see that.
[00:51:12]  I don't see that happen in basketball ever.
[00:51:14]  Yes, bro.
[00:51:15]  All the time.
[00:51:16]  A chest bump where your noses touch?
[00:51:18]  No.
[00:51:19]  That shit is sucked.
[00:51:20]  His nose gutters.
[00:51:21]  That's the weirdest colour.
[00:51:21]  Because that's the only way he can make it less weird.
[00:51:23]  That's the weirdest celebration in sports.
[00:51:25]  You go and you put your titties on some other dude and you jump in the air.
[00:51:29]  I don't believe in it.
[00:51:30]  And I've also never seen it.
[00:51:31]  It never happens in football.
[00:51:32]  It never happens in basketball.
[00:51:33]  It doesn't happen in soccer.
[00:51:34]  No, it doesn't happen in soccer.
[00:51:35]  That's not how they celebrate.
[00:51:36]  They slide on their knees.
[00:51:37]  Like, man.
[00:51:39]  The ground's full of semen.
[00:51:41]  Is that what they did?
[00:51:42]  They're like about to suck dick.
[00:51:43]  They're so excited.
[00:51:44]  They run.
[00:51:44]  They slide on their knees and they just hope that they're.
[00:51:46]  They slide on their belly sometimes, just pulling Andrew Schultz in a Rikers prison.
[00:51:49]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:51:49]  It's never on my belly, bro.
[00:51:50]  How you lick?
[00:51:51]  Say what?
[00:51:52]  Handsome stand.
[00:51:54]  I did hands and then I went down, dude.
[00:51:57]  Okay, I believe in that.
[00:51:58]  I have a hypothetical for you, all right?
[00:51:59]  Okay, give me your hypothetical.
[00:52:00]  You're pregnant.
[00:52:01]  Okay.
[00:52:02]  You're driving in Texas.
[00:52:03]  Yeah.
[00:52:03]  You get pulled over in the HOV lane.
[00:52:06]  I love this one.
[00:52:07]  Yo, yo, this one.
[00:52:08]  This mom says, hey, you're supposed to have other people in the HOV lane.
[00:52:11]  Why are you driving with just one person?
[00:52:13]  She goes, uh-uh, I'm pregnant.
[00:52:15]  I'm pregnant from now on in the HOV lane, and you can't say shit because you don't know what gender I am.
[00:52:20]  Oh, shit.
[00:52:22]  I think in those states, they know what gender you are.
[00:52:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:52:25]  But I'm saying in the states, in the states that want to make abortion illegal, you should be able to drive with a baby in your belly in the HOV lane.
[00:52:36]  100%.
[00:52:36]  You decide when life starts.
[00:52:38]  There's more than one life in there.
[00:52:39]  Change the fucking rule if you don't like it, bro.
[00:52:41]  Absolutely.
[00:52:41]  Yes or no?
[00:52:42]  Yo.
[00:52:43]  New tax dependents.
[00:52:44]  Soon as you're pregnant, that's a tax dependent.
[00:52:46]  That's my child.
[00:52:47]  He's alive.
[00:52:48]  Done.
[00:52:50]  What else can you do?
[00:52:51]  When does child support start?
[00:52:54]  Yo.
[00:52:55]  Oh, that's a good question.
[00:52:56]  When does child support start?
[00:52:58]  When the kid's born, right?
[00:52:59]  That's how it is now.
[00:52:59]  Oh, whoa, whoa.
[00:53:01]  Why on the earth would it start when the kid is born?
[00:53:03]  Yeah.
[00:53:04]  Life begins.
[00:53:05]  That's a good point.
[00:53:06]  At contraception.
[00:53:10]  Good point.
[00:53:11]  What if you want to get a discount at a movie?
[00:53:13]  What about that?
[00:53:14]  Or like at Denny's or something?
[00:53:15]  You want to get the kids' menu?
[00:53:17]  You should be allowed to do that if you're pregnant.
[00:53:19]  Yes.
[00:53:19]  Kid is eating that food.
[00:53:20]  Is it not?
[00:53:22]  Kids are going to see the movie in a roundabout way, or at least hear it.
[00:53:25]  OMG.
[00:53:27]  Yeah.
[00:53:28]  They should have to pay for two.
[00:53:30]  If you're pregnant, you should have to pay for you and the kid that's at that movie.
[00:53:35]  Required.
[00:53:36]  If you're going to see the minions movie, double it up.
[00:53:39]  Actually, you don't have to.
[00:53:40]  If they sit in your lap and technically, the baby is in the belly, so it's on your lap.
[00:53:44]  And there's usually an age under which they're free, like usually under three.
[00:53:46]  Kids under three eat free.
[00:53:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:53:48]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:48]  So you're going to be all right.
[00:53:50]  What about airplane?
[00:53:51]  What about it?
[00:53:51]  Pregnant ladies on the airplane.
[00:53:52]  No, because if they can sit in your lap, it's just one seat.
[00:53:55]  Yeah.
[00:53:55]  Most of those tools are figured out.
[00:53:57]  Yeah.
[00:53:57]  It's just this other one right now.
[00:53:59]  Should they charge fat people for two seats on an airplane?
[00:54:01]  Yes.
[00:54:01]  I think they should charge fat people for more than that.
[00:54:04]  I'm listening.
[00:54:05]  Why would it be more than two seats?
[00:54:08]  There's a view thing.
[00:54:09]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:54:11]  Yeah.
[00:54:11]  Sometimes a smell thing.
[00:54:14]  Yeah, I've experienced.
[00:54:15]  Oh, wow.
[00:54:15]  But does it go to the person that they're sitting next to?
[00:54:18]  Like a voucher or something?
[00:54:19]  Yo.
[00:54:20]  If you're willing to sit next to that person, you get a voucher.
[00:54:22]  Like a Wolfgang Puck Express or something?
[00:54:24]  Like to hook it up?
[00:54:25]  Yeah, because she'll steal that shit.
[00:54:26]  This fat bitch.
[00:54:27]  You need to be a dude.
[00:54:30]  You made it a woman.
[00:54:32]  Bitch is genderless.
[00:54:33]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:33]  Yeah, that's fair.
[00:54:34]  It's a genderless bitch.
[00:54:35]  Yeah, it's a genderless bitch.
[00:54:36]  It's a gender fluid, bitch.
[00:54:37]  Yeah.
[00:54:37]  But you guys should get a free flight.
[00:54:39]  I had to put up with this for three hours.
[00:54:40]  Now I get it.
[00:54:41]  You should get a first-class upgrade on the next flight.
[00:54:43]  That's very reasonable.
[00:54:45]  Yeah, I think that's fair.
[00:54:45]  By the way, did you see the Minions movie?
[00:54:47]  No.
[00:54:47]  I did not.
[00:54:48]  Why not?
[00:54:48]  You didn't dress up in a tuxedo?
[00:54:50]  No.
[00:54:50]  You don't believe in it?
[00:54:51]  Nope.
[00:54:51]  Do you think it's the greatest movie raw out of all time?
[00:54:53]  Yeah.
[00:54:54]  Never been done.
[00:54:54]  See before, ever in history?
[00:54:55]  Yeah.
[00:54:56]  It's never happened in the history of the internet.
[00:54:57]  It's unblue.
[00:54:58]  They're geniuses.
[00:54:59]  The way they did it is they're absolute genius.
[00:55:01]  The minions are also the minions.
[00:55:04]  Just this idea.
[00:55:05]  Like, you understand that all these kids watched the movie when they were children.
[00:55:09]  Now they are, what are they, Gen Zs?
[00:55:11]  They're called.
[00:55:12]  Now they're, these Gen Zs are, you know, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20s, early 20s.
[00:55:19]  How do you get those same people that really enjoyed minions and minions had a profound effect in their childhood to tap into the movie again?
[00:55:26]  Yeah.
[00:55:27]  You don't have to teach them about the product again.
[00:55:29]  And they definitely don't want to watch a child movie, like a movie only for kids.
[00:55:34]  So like tapping into Yeet and creating this like marketing plan, like with the memes and all that other stuff, it was just genius.
[00:55:41]  It's like you basically get them to feel the nostalgia while also feeling the relevance.
[00:55:46]  Yeah.
[00:55:46]  And a really cool thing is.
[00:55:47]  Hip hip nostalgic.
[00:55:48]  Pardon?
[00:55:48]  Hip and nostalgia.
[00:55:49]  Hip and nostalgic.
[00:55:51]  And a cool thing is happening.
[00:55:52]  It's like with some of these marketing, like minions figured this out.
[00:55:56]  Something I've realized when social media came around.
[00:55:58]  It's not just quality of content, but because younger generations get social currency by sharing things, the thing that they share has to then make them cool as well.
[00:56:12]  Like everything is content to these kids.
[00:56:14]  So for example, going to minions and just saying, hey, I went to the minion movie isn't as cool as dressing up in an all-black suit and going to it.
[00:56:22]  Yes.
[00:56:22]  Bringing bananas there and eating it.
[00:56:25]  Right.
[00:56:25]  So it's like, I think what the people that did the marketing for this movie realize is the kids need to feel in on the joke.
[00:56:32]  They're not just sharing like a nice piece of stand-up because they're like, this is really funny.
[00:56:36]  They have to almost like something ironically.
[00:56:41]  I think that's where a lot of things grow.
[00:56:43]  It's like it starts as irony.
[00:56:44]  We're actually kind of making fun of this thing.
[00:56:46]  We don't really like it.
[00:56:48]  And then all of a sudden.
[00:56:48]  I kind of like it.
[00:56:49]  I like it.
[00:56:50]  Yeah.
[00:56:50]  Here's this white rapper kid that wears a turban.
[00:56:52]  It's kind of like to like him.
[00:56:54]  And then all of a sudden, oh shit, the music is kind of fire.
[00:56:57]  And then it's become a movement.
[00:56:58]  And now you're down to be part of the movement because you started it.
[00:57:01]  Yeah.
[00:57:03]  Weirdly, the kids need to be making fun of the thing that they like.
[00:57:07]  It's a weird time to be a content creator, too.
[00:57:09]  But is it risky for the movie franchise?
[00:57:12]  Because now you turn this movie into like a joke.
[00:57:15]  And so it becomes like Sharknado or some shit like that.
[00:57:17]  That's interesting.
[00:57:18]  But I don't think if it's, especially because they already have hits in the can.
[00:57:22]  So now you're coming out with another one.
[00:57:24]  New kids probably are going to look at that like, like a five-year-old is going to be like, ah, that's not for us.
[00:57:28]  Possibly.
[00:57:28]  That's, you know, whatever.
[00:57:30]  Or they'll just like it regardless.
[00:57:31]  I think that's never again.
[00:57:36]  He's not hip enough.
[00:57:37]  He's not hip enough.
[00:57:39]  Five-year-olds are the most hip.
[00:57:40]  It's an interesting time to be a content creator because you got to get five-year-olds who are very hip and with it.
[00:57:46]  I just feel like, I feel like it depends at this point on the movie.
[00:57:50]  So if the movie itself is good, all those kids that went there ironically will be like, actually, it was kind of fire.
[00:57:57]  Like you got them in the door.
[00:57:59]  Now it's up to you to deliver.
[00:58:00]  If you don't deliver, that's a one-time lick.
[00:58:01]  And you're right.
[00:58:02]  It's one and done.
[00:58:04]  Try to recreate it.
[00:58:05]  People are like, I don't need to come back.
[00:58:06]  But if you get them in the door and they actually enjoyed the experience and liked the characters and thought this story was really cool, and you'll be able to look at not watch time, but you'll be able to look at like the word of mouth and how many tickets are sold, et cetera, and see if people actually like it and be like, okay, we got something.
[00:58:19]  Let's keep running it up.
[00:58:20]  And you know, it makes a lot more sense in the organ I made earlier.
[00:58:23]  Kids don't care.
[00:58:23]  They're going to like it regardless.
[00:58:25]  You just got to get the 15-year-olds in.
[00:58:26]  When you say kids, you mean three, four, five.
[00:58:29]  They don't care.
[00:58:29]  They don't know what's.
[00:58:30]  But now I think movie franchises or movie production houses are going to keep doing this type of thing.
[00:58:37]  Oh, and then now it's going to be like cheesy.
[00:58:39]  Well, also the people getting the jobs for the marketing grew up with the internet.
[00:58:42]  Whereas before, because those kids are 25 now, 26, 27, before we didn't really grow up on the internet, so we're just kind of guessing.
[00:58:49]  Now these kids are like, no, this is how you do it.
[00:58:50]  I grew up with this.
[00:58:52]  Yeah, we were talking about just the special and I was asking the guys.
[00:58:56]  I was asking Shoob and I was asking Shifty and I was just like, what are the things within your generation that have become popular off of like merit, off of like the actual quality?
[00:59:06]  Like obviously sports, you're probably if you score a lot of points because there's a, there's a metric that shows how good you are, right?
[00:59:14]  But like what are the pieces of content that are just purely, oh, this is brilliant.
[00:59:20]  I have to give it up for this thing.
[00:59:21]  Yeah.
[00:59:22]  And it was very hard for them to come up with ideas.
[00:59:24]  And I suggested euphoria and they're like, ah, yeah, euphoria.
[00:59:27]  Like people, it's just kind of ubiquitous.
[00:59:29]  Like this is a great show and we like this show.
[00:59:32]  But most of the things that they were saying were popular were kind of like jokes on top of jokes that had to do with memes.
[00:59:38]  Right.
[00:59:38]  Right.
[00:59:38]  So it was like a constant sarcasm or like a meta approach to comedy.
[00:59:44]  And it's very interesting because when creating content, do you want to create the thing that's made fun of so that people spread it?
[00:59:51]  But like, how do you tell which one came first?
[00:59:52]  I feel like one perpetuates the other.

=== Euphoria Brand Strategy (14:34) ===

[00:59:54]  Yeah.
[00:59:54]  So I guess that's the question I was just posing was, are you playing into how kids share things and then creating the thing that is made fun of and then it's shared?
[01:00:05]  Or are you organically trying to make something good?
[01:00:08]  And they're like, this is ridiculous.
[01:00:09]  And then they share it.
[01:00:10]  Yeah.
[01:00:11]  I mean, I guess both happens all the time.
[01:00:12]  I think they both do happen.
[01:00:14]  The thing is, how do you gain that system?
[01:00:15]  You know, I think when we were coming up, it's, and I could be completely fucking wrong.
[01:00:19]  It could be the exact same thing.
[01:00:20]  But it feels a little bit more like, hey, if you make the really good thing, then people will see it.
[01:00:27]  Yeah.
[01:00:28]  Or just cool wasn't, it's cool because we're all kind of laughing at it, then it becomes cool because we're all kind of doing it.
[01:00:32]  It was just cool.
[01:00:34]  But we did have ironic things that happened before.
[01:00:36]  And there's one that I'll point out.
[01:00:38]  I wonder if it was impactful for you guys.
[01:00:41]  There was a time where MTV did a VJ competition.
[01:00:45]  Yeah, I remember that.
[01:00:46]  There was the guy that they wanted who ended up working with MTV.
[01:00:50]  Yeah.
[01:00:51]  I don't know for a fact that they wanted to assume.
[01:00:53]  His name was Dave.
[01:00:53]  And he ended up working for the company, being a VJ, and then went on and smooth.
[01:00:59]  There's another guy who was a crackhead named Jesse.
[01:01:01]  And he was literally like a heroin addict with a wild voice, wild hair.
[01:01:05]  I think he was even fucking homeless, like some kind of like East Village kid, like whatever.
[01:01:10]  And Jesse was so, he could barely read the teleprompter.
[01:01:15]  The other guy was like, remember, he was like polished and he had the whole thing down.
[01:01:18]  Repeat the line.
[01:01:20]  The guy, but people, we thought, we're like, wouldn't it be funny if the guy that should never win, they're leaving it up to us.
[01:01:27]  Wouldn't it be funny if the guy should never win, win?
[01:01:30]  And we had this minions-esque moment where we were like, let's create satire here.
[01:01:36]  Let's be ironic.
[01:01:37]  We're going to ironically like the guy who's not good at his job.
[01:01:40]  He is kind of authentically unique in himself, but he's not.
[01:01:44]  And that movement, there was no internet.
[01:01:46]  Think about that.
[01:01:46]  We're like making phone calls to make this happen.
[01:01:49]  Imagine that with internet.
[01:01:50]  There's memes about him.
[01:01:51]  You have the polished guy who should get the job and the guy who should never be paid to talk in front of a camera.
[01:01:56]  Right.
[01:01:57]  And that never be paid to talk in front of the camera guy wins.
[01:02:00]  I remember him winning.
[01:02:01]  I don't remember anything about him, but I also don't remember everybody being like, oh, this guy, let's just laugh at him.
[01:02:05]  But the difference between this and a minions is you didn't eventually be like, you know what?
[01:02:09]  Jesse's great, dude.
[01:02:10]  He's so good.
[01:02:11]  I love this guy.
[01:02:12]  I don't know that that happened.
[01:02:13]  You could tell me.
[01:02:14]  Oh, no, I don't think he ended up having like a big career after it.
[01:02:18]  And then that was the kind of fucked up thing.
[01:02:19]  It's like immediately after, it's just like, okay, we're done with that cool adventure.
[01:02:22]  It's like Free Britney.
[01:02:23]  It's like Free Britney was like kind of ironic.
[01:02:26]  There are some people who actually cared, but most people didn't really even look into her psychology.
[01:02:30]  It's like, oh, this is a cool thing to be a part of.
[01:02:33]  And it's almost like ironic.
[01:02:34]  Yeah, Free Brittany, we had fun with it.
[01:02:36]  We made, I wore a fucking Free Britney shirt on some pod.
[01:02:39]  I forget what it was.
[01:02:40]  I forget.
[01:02:40]  Maybe it was, maybe it was on stage.
[01:02:42]  I don't know.
[01:02:43]  But it was like, we're teasing this thing.
[01:02:47]  I just hope that the younger generation still has room to appreciate real quality content.
[01:02:53]  And I asked them like, what's the musician that people like?
[01:02:56]  And they're like, Drake.
[01:02:57]  And I was like, okay, this is all music that they can, but they're not sharing it close to as much as they are that this guy that they can like, ironically.
[01:03:05]  Drake might have been the gateway into this thing, though.
[01:03:07]  Because Drake, we all laughed at the fact that he was corny, but the music was undeniable.
[01:03:13]  The corniness creates the room for the ironic support.
[01:03:17]  All the memes where he's like dancing and like looking.
[01:03:20]  He's grassy.
[01:03:21]  He's Wheelchair Jimmy, whatever.
[01:03:23]  Yeah.
[01:03:23]  So it's almost like that needs to play a part in it.
[01:03:26]  Yeah.
[01:03:26]  Well, I remember the baseline of it.
[01:03:28]  And I'm not discounting what you're saying.
[01:03:29]  I'm saying I think it's the gateway.
[01:03:30]  Because in addition, a lot of people were like, you call him corny if you want to, but the music fucking slaps.
[01:03:36]  That was the pushback I would get as somebody who just didn't really like him from the beginning.
[01:03:40]  You can act like the music don't slap.
[01:03:41]  It slaps.
[01:03:42]  So that's where that was there.
[01:03:44]  And then the memes and shit.
[01:03:45]  Like when he was dancing in the fucking, used to call me on my cell phone, hotline rings.
[01:03:49]  He was already fucking huge at that point.
[01:03:51]  But then it became its own like bang, bang, bang.
[01:03:54]  Memeemeemee with like that.
[01:03:55]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:03:56]  Yeah.
[01:03:57]  I don't know.
[01:03:58]  I don't know.
[01:03:58]  But I don't know what begets what because like the reason why those memes are working is because we all know it.
[01:04:03]  Like it's basically just like a digital inside joke.
[01:04:05]  Everyone's like, oh, we've seen this meme.
[01:04:06]  I know this guy.
[01:04:07]  He has a funny face here that he doesn't like something and he has a face that he likes something.
[01:04:11]  That's funny.
[01:04:12]  Yeah, you know, there's a line in the office.
[01:04:14]  My wife loves The Office.
[01:04:15]  Great show, but she loves it.
[01:04:16]  So it's on a lot.
[01:04:17]  And there's a line where Michael Scott's like the goofy guy that nobody likes.
[01:04:20]  And he goes, I love inside jokes.
[01:04:22]  I'd love to be a part of one someday.
[01:04:24]  And it's a funny line, but also that is essentially what you just said is like, yo, how happy are we when we're all a part of the inside joke?
[01:04:30]  And then we just share it and share it and share it.
[01:04:32]  And then eventually it's going to catch everybody.
[01:04:34]  And if it's quality, he'll be like, yo, this is actually dope, though.
[01:04:37]  And then you become a fan fan.
[01:04:38]  Yeah.
[01:04:38]  So I think Drake realized that early on and he like leaned into it.
[01:04:43]  Like to for people to meme him.
[01:04:46]  He did.
[01:04:46]  He saw the power of the meme.
[01:04:48]  Yeah.
[01:04:49]  And at first it used to mocking ability.
[01:04:52]  Because remember, when he first came out, people were saying, oh, he looked like he has Down syndrome.
[01:04:55]  This kid is like super emo.
[01:04:57]  Yeah.
[01:04:57]  Like Canadian rapper or whatever.
[01:04:59]  Somehow he just.
[01:04:59]  He looks like a sharp eh? Sharpie.
[01:05:03]  Yeah.
[01:05:04]  Well, he is.
[01:05:05]  He leaned into it.
[01:05:06]  And now people don't necessarily make fun of his actual character.
[01:05:10]  It's just like, Kay, we'll just make fun of when he actually wants us to make fun of him.
[01:05:14]  Yeah.
[01:05:14]  So now everybody's like, when I do the I'm too sexy song or whatever, it's like, yeah, this is easy to meme.
[01:05:19]  Yeah.
[01:05:20]  He has a great sense of humor about himself, it seems.
[01:05:22]  I didn't know about the beginning, but like it seems like he's willing to take a joke and he makes fun of himself and he's very like loose with it, which is incredibly likable when it's someone that famous.
[01:05:30]  Because most famous people, I don't want to say, I don't know, most, but like the famous people that we see that seem incredibly sensitive to being teased or being positioned in a weird way.
[01:05:39]  And like when you see somebody that's that famous, that successful, that's laughing at themselves, you're like, oh, wow, are you like a real person?
[01:05:47]  Yeah.
[01:05:47]  You know, now what were you saying?
[01:05:48]  There was.
[01:05:49]  Yeah, I guess like the place where it gets hung up is like, I feel like if the brand or the person is too self-aware and like they are perpetuating overhandedly the memes.
[01:06:01]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:02]  Like I feel like Drake does a good job of like doing it subtly, whereas he'll like, oh, I'll do a song and then people will just pick it up organically because that's what people do.
[01:06:08]  So like it can come across thirsty if you're like too in on it.
[01:06:11]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:06:11]  Or if like he's the one that's like, hey guys, we're doing a new challenge.
[01:06:14]  We're doing the my song challenge.
[01:06:16]  It's like, oh, it's not fun anymore because you're telling me the inside joke.
[01:06:19]  Well, real quick on this, I'm not teasing you.
[01:06:23]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:06:24]  You're too in on it.
[01:06:26]  Yeah.
[01:06:26]  Even if you are in it, shut the fuck up.
[01:06:28]  Yeah.
[01:06:28]  Let them be the ones that do it because then they're going to get all the credit.
[01:06:32]  If you're the one pushing your own dance.
[01:06:35]  Kiki challenge.
[01:06:36]  If Shiggy doesn't push it in Drake.
[01:06:38]  I'm going to talk shit for that too.
[01:06:39]  Oh, wait, wait.
[01:06:40]  Like a little bit because it felt forced.
[01:06:42]  It was like, oh, he's really trying to get a TikTok song to blow.
[01:06:45]  And like we were kind of knocking it at first.
[01:06:48]  That Kiki challenge?
[01:06:49]  Yeah, I think so.
[01:06:49]  I think most people are like, yeah, I thought Shiggy started it and it blew up.
[01:06:53]  And then I saw fucking Sierra doing it.
[01:06:54]  I was like, yeah, but like the fact that he has like the steps to the dance in the song.
[01:06:58]  The Tusie Song.
[01:06:59]  No, the Tusie song.
[01:07:00]  I'm sorry.
[01:07:00]  I'm thinking of that one.
[01:07:01]  Yeah, I think he thought Tuesie Slide.
[01:07:04]  I mean, this is so.
[01:07:04]  And that one he got pushback for.
[01:07:06]  I think that's his point.
[01:07:07]  I think we made fun of him.
[01:07:08]  We're like, you want the TikTok dance.
[01:07:10]  But ironically, the one that blows up is the one where Shiggy, shouts to Shiggy, just does a hilarious video in his fucking sandals outside of his house in Queens, and it becomes like a dance drum.
[01:07:21]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:07:21]  And that is the pureness of that.
[01:07:23]  And that is authenticity.
[01:07:25]  And then Drake leaned in and did a video with Shiggy and blah, blah, blah.
[01:07:28]  Like he let it become a thing.
[01:07:30]  Then he was in on it.
[01:07:31]  And then he's more likable.
[01:07:32]  That's, I guess, what's so impressive about the Minions movie is that it isn't authentic.
[01:07:38]  Right.
[01:07:38]  It isn't pure, but is done so well that even the people that recognize they are being marketed to are allowing themselves to be marketed to and playing into the marketing.
[01:07:50]  And it doesn't hurt the fact that they outlawed it and like people are getting arrested for it because now it looks bad.
[01:07:56]  So, was that because that's how I found out about it?
[01:07:58]  Is the kids wearing the suits to the premiere?
[01:07:59]  Was that a planted thing or was that just something that happened organically?
[01:08:02]  I don't know how it's.
[01:08:03]  I don't know.
[01:08:04]  Because I think if that happened organically, that's how I found out about it.
[01:08:06]  And that's how I was like, oh, this movie seems fun.
[01:08:08]  Even as a 38-year-old man, I'm like, this seems fun.
[01:08:10]  Maybe it's a movie.
[01:08:11]  It's what is that shit that was by where we lived, our old place in these village, where they dress up, Rocky Horror.
[01:08:16]  Oh, Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[01:08:17]  Right?
[01:08:17]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:08:18]  And yeah, it's fun to be on the inside.
[01:08:20]  Yeah.
[01:08:20]  It's the inside joke.
[01:08:21]  You're wearing the outfits.
[01:08:22]  You're dressed up.
[01:08:23]  But it's fun to be mischievous.
[01:08:24]  If Minions is posting on their Instagram, like, hey, guys, we're all dressing up in suits.
[01:08:27]  Going to the Wash.
[01:08:28]  It's not mischievous.
[01:08:29]  Yo, if Minions really want to throw guess on it, hey guys, please do us a favor.
[01:08:36]  Don't wear the suits and blue thes because it's causing a lot of problems.
[01:08:39]  People are very concerned and blah, blah, blah.
[01:08:42]  Yeah.
[01:08:43]  Out of here.
[01:08:43]  But that's how they do it.
[01:08:44]  So like they link with Cole Bennett, the music video producer.
[01:08:47]  Yes.
[01:08:47]  And they're like, yeah, do a song with Yeet and like we'll give you rights to it, but we're not going to promote it at all.
[01:08:52]  And so you just meme it the way that you're going to do it to your audience, the way they're going to like it.
[01:08:56]  But we, I haven't seen anything from them saying that they acknowledge it.
[01:08:59]  There's no post like on their have you seen the have you seen the music video?
[01:09:02]  This is the most interesting part of it.
[01:09:04]  It's there's not a single shot in the music video that isn't in the movie.
[01:09:09]  Yeah.
[01:09:10]  It's just re-edited parts of the movie.
[01:09:12]  Yeah.
[01:09:12]  And I'm sure that was a part of the deal.
[01:09:13]  They're like, okay, you can do like the lyrical lemonade thing in the braces when you when the minion smiles at the very beginning, but you can't add anything else.
[01:09:21]  There's one thing that they added.
[01:09:22]  They added pictures of Yeet as a minion into like the Polaroid pictures or whatever.
[01:09:27]  But that's what movie soundtracks.
[01:09:28]  It's very subtle.
[01:09:29]  Music videos used to be.
[01:09:31]  They would just have mostly video and then snippets of the movie.
[01:09:34]  Like the fucking Diddy one, forgot Godzilla.
[01:09:37]  It had like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:09:39]  Yeah, it was like kind of in the movie setting, but it wasn't.
[01:09:41]  It's mainly Diddy performing and then a little cut to the movie.
[01:09:44]  This is the opposite.
[01:09:44]  It flips it.
[01:09:45]  Barely any of Yeet, just regular Yeet and the rest is just minions.
[01:09:49]  Yeah.
[01:09:49]  Yeah, it's just interesting.
[01:09:50]  I'm curious what happens.
[01:09:52]  I'm curious like what type of art comes out of this generation and like how they develop a balance between like irony and quality.
[01:10:02]  It needs to be quality for you to be in on it.
[01:10:04]  I think that's one of the things that, and I don't know too much about Yeet, but I think that's one of the things that sets him apart is that even though there was irony in finding him, the music had quality where you enjoyed listening to it.
[01:10:16]  So it's like this random perfect combination.
[01:10:19]  Like, yeah, it's ironic to like the white kid from fucking Seattle that wears a turban.
[01:10:24]  That's kind of that does rap music.
[01:10:26]  That's ironic.
[01:10:27]  And then you listen to it, you're like, hold on now.
[01:10:30]  Right?
[01:10:30]  Like, how do you create that?
[01:10:32]  How do you curate that?
[01:10:33]  How do you use that type of marketing as like somebody coming up?
[01:10:36]  I don't know.
[01:10:38]  Yeah.
[01:10:38]  I don't know.
[01:10:39]  I just think it has to be very subtle and like hands-off in a way.
[01:10:42]  Yeah, you can't force them.
[01:10:43]  They have to create it themselves.
[01:10:45]  It has to, and then how do you inspire that without having like, what are they called?
[01:10:50]  The plants or whatever.
[01:10:52]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:10:53]  I mean, you could do plants.
[01:10:54]  Like, I wouldn't call like necessarily Cole Bennett's collab like a plant, but like, you know, like an affiliate marketing thing.
[01:10:59]  But then like they let happen and they recognize people that are talented that are making stuff that is moving culture.
[01:11:04]  Yeah.
[01:11:04]  That then they just say, do it the way you want to do it.
[01:11:06]  To me, I'm like, that's the future of marketing that if brands want to be smart about it, they just let creators do whatever they want to do with the things that they want them to push.
[01:11:14]  But tapping into the creators that already have a stranglehold on a group or culture.
[01:11:19]  Yeah, but like if Cole Bennett's like, hey guys, come out to watch this.
[01:11:23]  Make a fun, do it the way you're going to do it.
[01:11:25]  Bro, that's what I mean.
[01:11:26]  Anytime we talk to brands that we're working with, right?
[01:11:28]  It's just like, If you let us do it honestly, it will be way more impactful.
[01:11:35]  Yes, Beyonce gets so I can't even imagine how many millions from Pepsi to do a Super Bowl ad.
[01:11:40]  Then they pay for the ad itself, then they pay for the airtime.
[01:11:43]  Imagine they just threw Beyonce half of that total money and were like, do whatever you want, make it yours.
[01:11:48]  The whole different, I think it hits harder.
[01:11:50]  I think it saves them money.
[01:11:51]  I think it makes the creator more money.
[01:11:52]  I think in every way it would be more effective.
[01:11:54]  It's so funny.
[01:11:55]  It's like once brands or corporations figure out how to do this model.
[01:12:04]  And I think maybe we touched on this earlier, but like the model will only last for like a couple of years.
[01:12:11]  Like once it becomes obvious that every Pixar movie is tapping into the cool musician and having them make the video.
[01:12:17]  Like literally Hollywood is a race to be second.
[01:12:19]  So right now, there is a cartoon coming out and they're like, we need a song with future.
[01:12:24]  We need a song with blah, blah, blah.
[01:12:26]  Cardi's going to do a thing.
[01:12:28]  Yeah.
[01:12:28]  Yeah.
[01:12:28]  Literally, Playboy Cardi.
[01:12:29]  How do we get Playboy Cardi to be in the new Dracula movie?
[01:12:32]  He'll do the thing.
[01:12:33]  And it's like, and then, like you said earlier, we'll notice that we're being like marketed to and then we'll reject the marketing.
[01:12:42]  Is a good subtle example of it?
[01:12:44]  Jack Jack being in White Man Can't Jump, where it's like, hey, you're going to be in this movie.
[01:12:49]  You're probably a good actor.
[01:12:50]  You're probably good at ball.
[01:12:51]  And it's not super, like, you do whatever marketing you want to do.
[01:12:54]  You have to try.
[01:12:54]  Just your name being in it is the equivalent of throwing you a bag to do.
[01:12:59]  So now we can be way less.
[01:13:01]  We don't have to be obnoxious at all.
[01:13:03]  We don't have to be in your face at all.
[01:13:04]  And you're still getting all your fans.
[01:13:06]  It's becoming a part of the like, what's a cultural conversation?
[01:13:10]  Yeah, the zeitgeist.
[01:13:11]  Yeah.
[01:13:11]  Jack Harlow doing Tyler Hero as a song.
[01:13:16]  Tyler Hero is a very good basketball player, but is there like a certain irony to like him being like the sort of swaggy white kid?
[01:13:24]  Maybe.
[01:13:24]  And like his jersey sells numbers.
[01:13:28]  Yeah.
[01:13:29]  No, there's something.
[01:13:30]  There's something to that.
[01:13:31]  I think there's something to that.
[01:13:32]  I don't know if that was like orchestrated.
[01:13:37]  I imagine with the White Man Can't Jump movie that production was going, we've got the old heads that grew up with this movie.
[01:13:45]  Yeah.
[01:13:45]  It don't matter who we put in it.
[01:13:47]  Yeah.
[01:13:47]  I'm showing up.
[01:13:49]  It'd be hard for me to not go watch.
[01:13:51]  You put Woody and Wesley in it.
[01:13:52]  I'm in.
[01:13:53]  I mean, forget it.
[01:13:53]  That's a scene.
[01:13:55]  I mean, I'm going nuts.
[01:13:56]  Exactly.
[01:13:57]  But what can we put in to tap into the youth who were the age of the kids that saw White Man Can't Jump when it first came out?
[01:14:07]  Yeah.
[01:14:07]  So how do we like, we know we're going to get the young kids for minions because parents are like, okay, it's a cartoon movie.
[01:14:13]  I don't have to listen to my kid for two hours.
[01:14:14]  I'll take him.
[01:14:15]  How do we get the teenagers in the 20s?
[01:14:17]  Tap into culture.
[01:14:19]  Yeah.
[01:14:19]  I feel like reverse engineering it.
[01:14:21]  And it's like, we know we got the old heads.
[01:14:23]  How do we get the youth?
[01:14:25]  Yeah.
[01:14:25]  And I think Jack is definitely the play.
[01:14:27]  Yeah.

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[01:16:39]  Brad Pitt has face blindness.
[01:16:41]  Yo, this is the most lit shit ever.
[01:16:43]  Yeah.
[01:16:43]  Bro, just shout outs to Brad Pitt.
[01:16:47]  Brad Pitt seems like a funny, kind of cool dude.
[01:16:50]  I don't know him at all, but like I love how he diagnosed himself with, I don't give a fuck about strangers.
[01:17:02]  It's not that you're blind.
[01:17:04]  It's just like, I don't remember you.
[01:17:06]  You're one of the most famous people on the planet.
[01:17:08]  You remember me.
[01:17:09]  People talk to me.
[01:17:10]  I need to have a medical diagnosis for why I don't know who you are.
[01:17:12]  And think of how many people you meet if you're Brad Pitt.
[01:17:15]  Every fucking person on the street wants to say hi to you.
[01:17:17]  I got to remember your face.
[01:17:18]  People get offended if you don't remember their face.
[01:17:20]  It's like, bro, you're Brad Pitt.
[01:17:22]  You're meeting 10,000 people a day.
[01:17:24]  Who the fuck is you?
[01:17:25]  They're probably important people being like, hey, I'm an investor in your company.
[01:17:29]  You remember me?
[01:17:29]  And he's like, fuck.
[01:17:31]  I see so many faces.
[01:17:32]  So this is the, it's brilliant, dude.
[01:17:33]  What's the name of the shit?
[01:17:34]  Yeah.
[01:17:35]  Asian disease?
[01:17:36]  What is this?
[01:17:38]  What is it?
[01:17:40]  Faceblindness.
[01:17:41]  Facebook.
[01:17:41]  Facebook.
[01:17:42]  I got that.
[01:17:43]  Yeah.
[01:17:43]  I got that.
[01:17:43]  I mean, I think it's for white people.
[01:17:45]  Awesome.
[01:17:45]  Only for white people.
[01:17:47]  Okay, what else?
[01:17:48]  Yeah, right.
[01:17:49]  Okay.
[01:17:50]  There's a senator that is running and she posted a twerking video that got people very upset.
[01:17:57]  Oh, isn't she already an elected official?
[01:17:59]  I believe that.
[01:18:00]  I think she's like a state senator.
[01:18:02]  Senator for like Rhode Island or something.
[01:18:04]  I believe so.
[01:18:05]  And this is my vote.
[01:18:08]  Yeah.
[01:18:08]  This is going to encourage people to vote.
[01:18:10]  You want young people to vote?
[01:18:11]  There you go.
[01:18:11]  I mean, as is mid.
[01:18:14]  Oh, my.
[01:18:15]  If you're comparing it to other senators, okay.
[01:18:17]  But the ass is not crazy.
[01:18:19]  I mean, that's pretty fucking crazy, though.
[01:18:21]  Yeah.
[01:18:22]  Again?
[01:18:22]  That's just talent.
[01:18:23]  Like, it's the talented.
[01:18:24]  I think I got all that semen off the floor.
[01:18:27]  Oh, really?
[01:18:27]  Because I know you did it?
[01:18:29]  How the fuck you think?
[01:18:30]  That's how you stop slipping on semen.
[01:18:31]  That's like you was twerking at the same time, too?
[01:18:34]  That's a natural, just a balance.
[01:18:36]  You need to do that.
[01:18:37]  Are you voting for her or no?
[01:18:38]  Say again?
[01:18:38]  Are you voting for her?
[01:18:39]  I do vote in Rhode Island.
[01:18:40]  Okay.
[01:18:41]  And I will be voting for her.
[01:18:43]  You're going to go to Rhode Island just to vote.
[01:18:44]  I support black women.
[01:18:45]  Oh, wow.
[01:18:46]  And I support black-owned businesses.
[01:18:49]  Okay.
[01:18:50]  Real spit.
[01:18:51]  Wait, what does she have to do with a black-owned business?
[01:18:54]  See all that cake?
[01:18:56]  You take that race.
[01:18:58]  Thank you.
[01:18:59]  I had absolutely nothing.
[01:19:01]  Got you.
[01:19:02]  Okay, what else we got?
[01:19:04]  Okay.
[01:19:06]  Oh, this avalanche video is just fucking insane.
[01:19:09]  First off, I don't know.
[01:19:09]  This shit is crazy.
[01:19:10]  Did you see this?
[01:19:11]  Yeah, this shit is crazy.
[01:19:12]  This shit was insane.
[01:19:13]  So this is a dude.
[01:19:14]  But why does it stop?
[01:19:16]  I need to see what happens next if he ended up living.
[01:19:18]  So I actually don't know where.
[01:19:20]  How do you think he posted the video, Doug?
[01:19:22]  They could have found a camera, homie, on the body.
[01:19:23]  No, so they all lived.
[01:19:24]  It's not a snow.
[01:19:25]  It's probably water damaged.
[01:19:26]  Everybody lived.
[01:19:27]  Snow.
[01:19:29]  Hey, water, snow.
[01:19:31]  What?
[01:19:33]  No, this is a fun little hangout.
[01:19:34]  I'm actually curious to see what's going on.
[01:19:35]  What?
[01:19:35]  Hold on.
[01:19:36]  Finish the thought real quick.
[01:19:37]  This is not water damage.
[01:19:38]  It's snow.
[01:19:39]  It's snow.
[01:19:40]  Okay.
[01:19:40]  I'm neutral still, but I could be swayed.
[01:19:42]  What happens to snow as it melts?
[01:19:44]  Why would it melt?
[01:19:45]  You don't think snow just naturally melts?
[01:19:47]  But why would it melt in this environment?
[01:19:49]  You're looking at a glacier.
[01:19:50]  You're talking about the rest of the ground that's not covered in snow?
[01:19:53]  Well, it's about to be.
[01:19:54]  And you don't think it's above 32 degrees of the ground?
[01:19:57]  You think the snow is just going to stay frozen?
[01:20:00]  I don't think enough will melt to ruin the camera.
[01:20:02]  No, that's why we have the footage.
[01:20:03]  Dumbass.
[01:20:04]  No, we have the footage because he lived, you fucking retard.
[01:20:06]  How'd he live?
[01:20:07]  I'd just like to know that.
[01:20:08]  He tucked behind the rocks.
[01:20:09]  This is intense.
[01:20:10]  He just gets completely covered by snow.
[01:20:12]  Let's just watch it.
[01:20:12]  Okay.
[01:20:13]  Watch.
[01:20:14]  He's so stupid.
[01:20:17]  He swam to the top after it all melted and he survived.
[01:20:20]  No, that's what happened.
[01:20:21]  Yeah, no, that is true.
[01:20:23]  So he's kind of filming.
[01:20:24]  He's like, damn, this avalanche is kind of crazy.
[01:20:26]  It's getting pretty close, but everyone else is in the shelter at this point.
[01:20:31]  And my man is backing up.
[01:20:33]  He's zooming out.
[01:20:35]  Oh, shit.
[01:20:37]  This avalanche keeps on kind of coming close.
[01:20:40]  He's like, yo, this shit going to go viral.
[01:20:42]  Wait a minute.
[01:20:43]  Hold up.
[01:20:44]  Wait a minute.
[01:20:44]  It's coming.
[01:20:45]  Hold on.
[01:20:46]  About.
[01:20:47]  Yeah, at this point, are you not a little bit running?
[01:20:52]  Oh.
[01:20:53]  Okay.
[01:20:55]  Oh.
[01:20:56]  Crazy.
[01:20:57]  Now, do you have anything to say?
[01:20:59]  Yeah, he got out.
[01:21:00]  Yeah, he got out.
[01:21:01]  After it melted.
[01:21:03]  Do we know for a fact that he got out?
[01:21:05]  Yes.
[01:21:06]  And he waited for it to melt.
[01:21:07]  Yes, and he swam to the top.
[01:21:09]  Yes.
[01:21:10]  That is what happened.
[01:21:11]  Dove, what happened?
[01:21:13]  He's behind the rocks.
[01:21:14]  He said it was like being in a blizzard and he got out.
[01:21:17]  Like a rainstorm.
[01:21:18]  Yeah.
[01:21:18]  No.
[01:21:19]  Is that what he said?
[01:21:20]  Or is this you paraphrasing?
[01:21:22]  I saw.
[01:21:23]  He didn't have to swim up.
[01:21:24]  I saw.
[01:21:25]  What does that mean?
[01:21:26]  I saw.
[01:21:28]  Guys are amazing.
[01:21:28]  Those dudes are biles right now.
[01:21:31]  You guys are absolutely amazing.
[01:21:33]  Is that a theory or a fact?
[01:21:34]  That's a theory.
[01:21:35]  If you're this guy, what do you do?
[01:21:36]  You try to outrun that?
[01:21:38]  Yeah.
[01:21:39]  Bro, I'm going into it.
[01:21:43]  It's like a tsunami.
[01:21:44]  You have to take the boat into it.
[01:21:47]  Okay.
[01:21:48]  And that stops it.
[01:21:50]  But a tsunami is different because that's...
[01:21:52]  A tsunami is that's also the worst tsunami advice, I'm pretty sure.
[01:21:55]  Say again?
[01:21:55]  No, I think if you feel a tsunami is coming, you try to beat the when it breaks.
[01:22:00]  You go, you got to take your boat.
[01:22:02]  Your boat's about to get fucked up.
[01:22:03]  You got to take it into the wave.
[01:22:04]  Exactly.
[01:22:05]  Into the tidal wave.
[01:22:06]  No, dead ass, that's what they do.
[01:22:07]  Really?
[01:22:08]  Swear to God in my life.
[01:22:09]  I'm not making that up.
[01:22:09]  I'm not trying to be joking because your boat's going to get destroyed if you leave it there.
[01:22:13]  And if your whole life is your boat, they basically take the boats deep out into sea.
[01:22:17]  Because you have some time.
[01:22:18]  You know if a tsunami's coming.
[01:22:20]  There's like a warning because the earthquake happens in the middle of the ocean or whatever.
[01:22:23]  The tide pulls in crazy.
[01:22:24]  Oh, that's that's the other thing.
[01:22:25]  That's the craziest shit with tsunamis.
[01:22:28]  When the tide pulls in, the boats are just on the fucking sand.
[01:22:32]  Oh, shit.
[01:22:33]  Isn't that wild?
[01:22:33]  Yeah, I did not know that.
[01:22:35]  So you're fucked.
[01:22:36]  But then you got some warning even in the city, right?
[01:22:38]  Like, everybody got to evacuate, get the fuck out of here, ASAP.
[01:22:41]  That's why I fucked up when you see them motherfuckers like on like the island resort.
[01:22:44]  Yeah.
[01:22:45]  It's like, did nobody say?
[01:22:47]  Yeah, no heads up or nothing?
[01:22:48]  That's crazy.
[01:22:49]  But anyway, so this one, what were we trying to argue about?
[01:22:52]  How do you get away?
[01:22:53]  If you're this guy, you're filming an avalanche.
[01:22:55]  I probably would have done what he did, but I didn't think there was a chance that shit was going to come.
[01:22:59]  Try to seem so far away.
[01:23:00]  Like no shot.
[01:23:01]  Yeah.
[01:23:01]  With a tsunami, though, is it bad that I feel like if you know what's coming, you can kind of ride it out.
[01:23:06]  Patrice, that's a Patrice.
[01:23:07]  It's a great video.
[01:23:09]  I got some tsunami and I was like, it looks like I could have lived through that.
[01:23:13]  Right?
[01:23:13]  A little.
[01:23:15]  It seems like you just highlight.
[01:23:18]  It's a high one.
[01:23:18]  It's a high one.
[01:23:20]  You have like a vest or a boat or some shit.
[01:23:23]  Yeah, I think it's more like cars hitting you and you getting pinned under something.
[01:23:28]  Yeah.
[01:23:30]  Same with a tornado, I guess.
[01:23:31]  Like, that's what kills you in a tornado.
[01:23:33]  Yeah, you getting thrown into a washing machine hit your head or something.
[01:23:37]  Or washing.
[01:23:38]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:23:38]  Like the wind, if it was just wind, that'd be awesome.
[01:23:43]  Kind of fun.
[01:23:43]  That'd be awesome.
[01:23:44]  You just jump in and out of it.
[01:23:45]  Yeah.
[01:23:46]  Have you ever seen a tornado?
[01:23:48]  In life?
[01:23:48]  Yeah.
[01:23:49]  Actually, I have.
[01:23:50]  Really?
[01:23:50]  Yeah.
[01:23:51]  Not one of them big shits.
[01:23:52]  But a little guy?
[01:23:53]  A little twister.
[01:23:54]  Where'd you see him?
[01:23:55]  Long Island.
[01:23:57]  Okay, I don't think that's a tornado.
[01:23:58]  I did.
[01:23:58]  I saw one in Long Island, bro.
[01:24:00]  Like a water spout?
[01:24:01]  Yeah, water spout.
[01:24:02]  Okay, yeah, where it's over the water and it looks like a tornado.
[01:24:04]  Yeah, because it almost like pulls up some water.
[01:24:07]  That shit's crazy.
[01:24:08]  Yeah.
[01:24:08]  Yeah.
[01:24:09]  That's kind of one of my dreams.
[01:24:10]  I want to see one from far.
[01:24:11]  I want to be a storm chaser.
[01:24:12]  Have you seen the movie Twister?
[01:24:13]  No.
[01:24:14]  What?
[01:24:15]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:24:16]  Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt.
[01:24:17]  This portion of it.
[01:24:18]  Rest in peace.
[01:24:19]  RIP.
[01:24:19]  Bill Paxton's in it?
[01:24:20]  The fucking thing.
[01:24:21]  Now I'm definitely going to watch it.
[01:24:23]  No, it is Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt.
[01:24:24]  Bill Paxton and G, dude.
[01:24:25]  He's in fucking Titanic.
[01:24:27]  They have a whole all-star cast and Twister.
[01:24:30]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:24:30]  Who was he?
[01:24:30]  Guess who else is one of the original, like the people that are excavating?
[01:24:33]  Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the film.
[01:24:35]  Well, now I have to see it.
[01:24:36]  Is it in theaters?
[01:24:38]  I'm definitely going to go out and watch this.
[01:24:40]  That was a big budget Hollywood film.
[01:24:42]  Also, by the way, for the avalanche, there was only a thin layer that ended up covering him.
[01:24:45]  Gotcha.
[01:24:47]  Anyway, next.
[01:24:48]  Okay.
[01:24:49]  This guy gets on an airplane, airdrops his penis to multiple people on the airplane and then allegedly gets arrested.
[01:24:58]  This is the TikTok.
[01:25:00]  Yo, Dawson airdropped that whole flight photos.
[01:25:03]  I heard the video he was getting nicked.
[01:25:06]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:06]  Yeah.
[01:25:07]  It's a video of him getting hit.
[01:25:08]  Oh, really?
[01:25:08]  Oh, I thought it was just a dick pic.
[01:25:10]  Okay, first of all, a couple things with this.
[01:25:11]  Which is very different.
[01:25:12]  Yeah.
[01:25:14]  He's like, some of y'all just, some of y'all's iPhones is just called iPhone.
[01:25:19]  Like, some of y'all didn't name your iPhones.
[01:25:21]  Mine is just iPhone.
[01:25:21]  It's just iPhone.
[01:25:22]  So you might be thinking you're sending it to your boys because they just got iPhone and then you're sending it to other people.
[01:25:27]  You want an airdrop?
[01:25:28]  Yeah.
[01:25:30]  You can't just text your homie?
[01:25:31]  Nah, it's airdrop, bro.
[01:25:32]  So you ever said a head?
[01:25:33]  Service on the fucking plane to send a video of a dick suck?
[01:25:36]  I message, yo.
[01:25:38]  Over the Wi-Fi.
[01:25:39]  The Wi-Fi ain't strong enough to send a full video.
[01:25:42]  I didn't stream full-ass video on my plane a couple days ago.
[01:25:44]  Yeah, but that Indian shit is shot on a fucking beeper.
[01:25:47]  You could stream that on that.
[01:25:49]  You watched Bollywood movies.
[01:25:50]  Of course you could do that.
[01:25:52]  We save money where we know how.
[01:25:54]  That's it.
[01:25:54]  But why are you sending a video?
[01:25:55]  You're getting your whole dick suck to your friend.
[01:25:58]  Boys like to see it.
[01:25:59]  Yeah.
[01:26:00]  Have you ever done that?
[01:26:01]  Yo, fuck yeah, bro.
[01:26:05]  Have you done this?
[01:26:05]  If you have a girl giving crazy talent, like you get somebody.
[01:26:08]  But I mean, it's going to apply to us because we're one-women people.
[01:26:11]  Imagine if it was just completely.
[01:26:13]  No one's ever sent me a dick suck.
[01:26:15]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[01:26:16]  Let me send you my dick.
[01:26:17]  I mean, if you're bringing it up, get it up on the screen.
[01:26:19]  Airdrop.
[01:26:20]  This is actually kind of serious.
[01:26:22]  I've sent one to you on a plane before.
[01:26:24]  No, you have not.
[01:26:25]  And the fact that you haven't received it makes me very concerned who did.
[01:26:31]  Wait, whose dick were you sucking?
[01:26:35]  You have some guy like, yo, this comedian's slipping off semen over here.
[01:26:44]  Oh, that's good.
[01:26:45]  That's good.
[01:26:47]  No, I don't.
[01:26:48]  So here's my question about this.
[01:26:50]  This right here is illegal.
[01:26:52]  You could go to jail.
[01:26:53]  You get arrested, right?
[01:26:54]  Yeah, I think it's a dick suck instead of the maybe just a penis.
[01:26:56]  I don't know, but a dick suck, that could be like a revenge porn or whatever the fuck.
[01:27:00]  Oh, you're 100% right about the revenge porn.
[01:27:01]  He can maybe get, he can get arrested for the revenge porn, but not inconveniencing these people that he's airdropped to.
[01:27:09]  I don't know.
[01:27:10]  And here's why I'm asking.
[01:27:11]  Because on Twitter, people retweet videos of motherfuckers sucking dicks.
[01:27:17]  They were retweeting the Hunter Biden shit.
[01:27:19]  All this shit pops up on your feed.
[01:27:21]  Yeah.
[01:27:22]  Right?
[01:27:22]  So now you're forcing dick sucks into people's feeds.
[01:27:25]  Yeah.
[01:27:26]  Right?
[01:27:26]  100%.
[01:27:27]  Is that that different than forcing dick sucks onto their phone?
[01:27:33]  A forced dick suck is a forced dick suck.
[01:27:35]  I think you're right.
[01:27:36]  My eyeballs can't take that shit.
[01:27:37]  I think you're right.
[01:27:38]  Can we see what he got charged with?
[01:27:40]  Because what did he do?
[01:27:42]  Oh my God.
[01:27:44]  Dude, just pull him up.

=== NBA Uniform Controversy (02:37) ===

[01:27:45]  Son, you got to go one way or another.
[01:27:47]  Don't fight it.
[01:27:48]  I got to start wearing shorts, bro.
[01:27:50]  I got to start wearing shorts.
[01:27:51]  You are.
[01:27:52]  You are.
[01:27:54]  That's something I realized when I went to Italy.
[01:27:56]  Something that just will not catch on in America.
[01:27:58]  I don't care what the fuck it is.
[01:27:59]  It will never catch on.
[01:28:00]  Tight jean shorts.
[01:28:02]  Like, where they cut off right now.
[01:28:04]  They cut off right above the knee and their skin.
[01:28:06]  Italians love that.
[01:28:07]  I don't get it.
[01:28:08]  Son, it's like.
[01:28:09]  I didn't know that was a real thing until this moment.
[01:28:11]  I swear to God.
[01:28:12]  Ferrari shoes, cut off jean shorts.
[01:28:13]  Ferrari shoes, also a mad weird.
[01:28:15]  Also, with the ankle sock and the foot.
[01:28:17]  Like, for real, bro, get the low-cut.
[01:28:19]  This is the most fashionable country on the planet.
[01:28:21]  This is all of them in Europe.
[01:28:22]  They do it.
[01:28:23]  Yeah.
[01:28:23]  It's so mind-boggling because so much fashion is transferable, right?
[01:28:27]  There's so many things that are kind of like fun, interesting.
[01:28:29]  Our shit to them, them to us.
[01:28:31]  It happens all the time.
[01:28:32]  You go there, you see chicks wearing the old metal band t-shirts and shit.
[01:28:35]  It's a vibe.
[01:28:36]  Yeah.
[01:28:38]  There's something about Americans where we will not.
[01:28:40]  We will wear a cutoff jean short.
[01:28:42]  Yeah, I'll wear it.
[01:28:43]  You boys will do the shit where it's all tasseled and everything.
[01:28:45]  I'll wear shorts, yeah.
[01:28:46]  Florida.
[01:28:49]  We will not do the tight on purpose with the hem.
[01:28:53]  Yep.
[01:28:53]  Yeah.
[01:28:54]  No, the hem is crazy.
[01:28:55]  The hem is crazier.
[01:28:56]  Yeah.
[01:28:57]  Yeah.
[01:28:57]  You got the little strings hanging out tight.
[01:28:58]  All right.
[01:29:00]  Too tight.
[01:29:01]  That's the worst part about liking soccer.
[01:29:03]  Why?
[01:29:03]  Is that you like these players and you like these?
[01:29:06]  You're like, oh, yeah.
[01:29:06]  You see the way they dress.
[01:29:08]  And then you see them dressing on the way to the bus and you're like, what are you doing?
[01:29:11]  Super A-yo.
[01:29:12]  It's insane.
[01:29:12]  Because like every NBA player is swagged out no matter what.
[01:29:15]  Super sweat.
[01:29:16]  But then you look at the soccer players and they're just dressed like average Europeans.
[01:29:18]  Some of these NBA players be dressing like fucking idiots, bro.
[01:29:21]  They be doing a lot.
[01:29:22]  You know what I mean?
[01:29:23]  Like the ones that are going for it.
[01:29:25]  The ones that's trusting.
[01:29:26]  Like the Russell Westbrooks.
[01:29:27]  They'll be trading like the Met Gala, wearing these goopies with Cocoa Puffs or whatever.
[01:29:31]  Let them have a little fun, bro.
[01:29:33]  I don't know.
[01:29:33]  You got six turnovers, fam.
[01:29:34]  I don't need you to think about your outfit.
[01:29:36]  If you ball and dress however the fuck you want, Steph Curry can wear what the fuck he wants.
[01:29:40]  And he don't even dress that crazy.
[01:29:41]  Yo, they should have a dress, like a wardrobe budget, depending on your last game.
[01:29:44]  100%.
[01:29:45]  Oh, that's a great thing.
[01:29:46]  You can only dress up to like how many points you get.
[01:29:48]  Yo, you know how many more wins teams would have if they did that?
[01:29:50]  I'll pay for all your clothes based on your performance.
[01:29:53]  If you had no stats or like you played trash, you just have to wear like a regular outfit, like all white or some shit.
[01:29:58]  You just got to be all white.
[01:30:00]  They does that.
[01:30:00]  Why can't you fashionable?
[01:30:01]  That's facts.
[01:30:02]  What do they got to wear?
[01:30:03]  They got to have like a uniform.
[01:30:04]  Yeah, just a regular thing.
[01:30:05]  Sweatsuit.
[01:30:06]  That's it.
[01:30:06]  Sweatsuit.
[01:30:07]  Keep it simple, bro.
[01:30:08]  Mismatching sweatsuit.
[01:30:10]  Ooh, that's far.
[01:30:12]  Gray sweatpants, black hoodie.
[01:30:13]  Whoa.
[01:30:14]  Yo, you got to show up to the, you got to show up to the game just in your shorts and jersey.
[01:30:19]  Yeah.
[01:30:19]  Why does somebody do that?
[01:30:20]  You see the dress of his clay Thompson?
[01:30:22]  That was great.

=== Fashionable Egg Toast (15:16) ===

[01:30:23]  Oh, that guy was amazing.
[01:30:24]  Man for life and so worth it.
[01:30:25]  And he's dressed as Clay Thompson full uniform.
[01:30:27]  And he's like, where do I park?
[01:30:28]  Yo, but hold on.
[01:30:29]  The parking attitudes are like, oh, yeah, Clay Thompson right over here.
[01:30:31]  Son, this is the most fire shit.
[01:30:33]  This was playoffs, right?
[01:30:34]  Yes.
[01:30:35]  So he was warming up.
[01:30:36]  He's on the court warming up.
[01:30:38]  Can you think about the fear in the heart of the guy rebounding for him as he missed like six threes in a row for a playoff game?
[01:30:46]  Like he put all the money on Boston.
[01:30:48]  He's caught all the, yo, Clay's off tonight.
[01:30:51]  Yeah.
[01:30:51]  Motherfucker's winded.
[01:30:52]  We just doing layup drills.
[01:30:54]  And he looks weird too.
[01:30:55]  He looks funny.
[01:30:56]  He looks fat.
[01:30:56]  He looks fucking chunked.
[01:30:57]  Release looks off.
[01:30:58]  I don't know.
[01:30:59]  He's got co-crazy.
[01:31:00]  He's got Fico.
[01:31:00]  Got it, bro.
[01:31:01]  They just put all the money on Boston.
[01:31:03]  Oh, man.
[01:31:04]  Yeah.
[01:31:05]  Okay.
[01:31:05]  And then, yo, you know what you got to do if you're a rival team of Golden State, the Lakers, whoever, you got to get the guy season tickets for life.
[01:31:11]  Okay.
[01:31:13]  So he can still be at the end.
[01:31:14]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:31:15]  100%.
[01:31:16]  Same courses in the uniform.
[01:31:17]  Yes.
[01:31:17]  He's talking shit to Clay.
[01:31:18]  That'd be perfect.
[01:31:20]  Right next to the Warriors bench, have him stand up, fall for the ball, and shit like that.
[01:31:24]  Yeah, sub in randomly.
[01:31:25]  Who cares?
[01:31:25]  Like, just be crazy.
[01:31:27]  Okay, last question.
[01:31:28]  Yes.
[01:31:28]  Are y'all drinking Beyonce's piss?
[01:31:30]  Yeah, no, no, no, no.
[01:31:32]  You just said, oh, you already said yes.
[01:31:33]  You said yes.
[01:31:33]  Yeah, you already said yes.
[01:31:34]  You're locked down.
[01:31:35]  I thought you said, are you in a relationship with her?
[01:31:37]  I thought you said my wife.
[01:31:39]  You said Beyonce.
[01:31:40]  Okay, my bad.
[01:31:41]  If it's if you're if it's to be her girl, his her man or girl, whatever she wants to be.
[01:31:46]  Yo, you simping?
[01:31:46]  You simply sip for Beyonce?
[01:31:48]  Yeah, Hey, I'll be Beyonce's girl, bro.
[01:31:51]  I'll be Beyonce's girl.
[01:31:52]  I'll be a kept woman for Beyonce.
[01:31:54]  500 million?
[01:31:55]  We're not doing that.
[01:31:56]  I want Beyonce to look at me.
[01:31:57]  I'm like, 500 million?
[01:31:58]  Oh, yeah.
[01:31:58]  I said yes with no question.
[01:32:00]  Yeah.
[01:32:00]  You said yes or no money?
[01:32:02]  Assuming we're all single.
[01:32:04]  Yeah.
[01:32:04]  Would we drink a hot cup of Beyonce's piss?
[01:32:08]  This is coming from Kevin Gates, by the way, just for content.
[01:32:10]  Oh, shout out to Kevin Gates.
[01:32:11]  That guy's so goddamn entertaining.
[01:32:13]  Jesus.
[01:32:13]  Yeah.
[01:32:14]  I prefer it chilled.
[01:32:16]  Yeah, like a repo, like a reposada.
[01:32:18]  Yeah, on the rocks.
[01:32:19]  I would go, oh no, if I could have it on the rocks, dude.
[01:32:22]  Yeah, oh, no, it's life.
[01:32:23]  And a splash or like a whole full cup?
[01:32:25]  What do we mix it with anything?
[01:32:27]  Is it weird?
[01:32:27]  I want to start drinking like that.
[01:32:29]  Like, I literally got a feeling.
[01:32:31]  I was like, we should have a drink.
[01:32:33]  Splash of cranberry juice, maybe some Red Bull.
[01:32:34]  Nah, you can't mix it with anything.
[01:32:36]  You can't.
[01:32:36]  Yeah, don't mix.
[01:32:37]  Don't mix.
[01:32:38]  Yo, I heard urine can have like healing things.
[01:32:42]  I said that to my wife when I pissed all over her ass and she got jellyfish bite.
[01:32:46]  It heals for jellyfishes.
[01:32:48]  Yeah, when I dumped a hot piss on her ass to save her from a jellyfish, which still has a fucking uh scar from it.
[01:32:57]  Yiki enough.
[01:32:58]  It'll heal soon.
[01:32:59]  That's on you, bro.
[01:33:00]  Is that normal jellyfish things?
[01:33:01]  Like they last that long.
[01:33:03]  Really?
[01:33:03]  I just be saying that shit, though.
[01:33:04]  I'm Beyoncé.
[01:33:05]  Yo, fuck you, bro.
[01:33:07]  I think that's on you.
[01:33:08]  Why don't you do more to pee or something?
[01:33:10]  So if I peed more, it would have burned her less.
[01:33:12]  Well, I don't know.
[01:33:13]  Yeah, maybe pee or I think you just got to keep peeing over some other substance.
[01:33:16]  I don't want to make this, guys.
[01:33:17]  I don't want to make this about my wife and me saving her and how I'm a hero.
[01:33:21]  I'd rather make this more just about Beyonce's urine.
[01:33:24]  Are we talking about a double shot of Beyonce's piss?
[01:33:29]  Ice, rocks, glass, sip casually.
[01:33:34]  Put on twisty oranges on it.
[01:33:36]  And a straw.
[01:33:37]  You want garnish.
[01:33:38]  You want that.
[01:33:38]  You're not going to go raw.
[01:33:39]  We got to go raw.
[01:33:40]  You can make it look nice.
[01:33:41]  Martini glass.
[01:33:42]  You got to, come on.
[01:33:43]  You got to use some class.
[01:33:44]  Yeah, you fucking up the flavor, bro.
[01:33:46]  You got to get into the flavor of it.
[01:33:47]  It's like a whiskey.
[01:33:48]  I want her dehydrated low-key.
[01:33:50]  You want an aged shit?
[01:33:51]  I want her dehydrated.
[01:33:52]  I want that shit.
[01:33:53]  You want it not Gatorade, bro.
[01:33:54]  I want that shit.
[01:33:55]  Orange Gatorade.
[01:33:56]  She's shaking.
[01:33:57]  That's third, right?
[01:33:58]  That's it.
[01:33:59]  And don't, I want her to shake first, then pee.
[01:34:01]  Like shaking within her body.
[01:34:02]  Oh, that's fire.
[01:34:03]  Yes.
[01:34:04]  No, that's now we're having fun.
[01:34:06]  Now we're having fun.
[01:34:08]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:34:09]  Do that.
[01:34:09]  Then you drop a hot piss onto a rock, one rock, one of the big blocks.
[01:34:14]  Like, yes.
[01:34:15]  Oh, they chipped it inside the bar.
[01:34:16]  I don't want it to.
[01:34:17]  Yeah, I don't want it to.
[01:34:18]  Oh, like they cut it themselves that morning.
[01:34:20]  100%.
[01:34:20]  And I want it to hit the rock and be like splattering out, cause problems.
[01:34:24]  I want the bartender to be cleaning that shit up.
[01:34:26]  Oh, wow.
[01:34:27]  Yeah.
[01:34:28]  You wouldn't do bottled.
[01:34:29]  You would do a draft.
[01:34:30]  Or I would do like a pulling spring with a sport top.
[01:34:35]  Do you like a sport top?
[01:34:36]  Only if it's Beyonce's piss.
[01:34:38]  That's that's an exception.
[01:34:39]  Feels more lifelike.
[01:34:40]  Yeah, I streamed at your face.
[01:34:42]  That's why I don't like a sport top.
[01:34:43]  I really don't like a sport top because it reminds you too much of piss.
[01:34:46]  It just feels like you're sucking on this nipple thing.
[01:34:48]  Like it feels too weird to me.
[01:34:50]  And you also got to like squeeze it, squirt it out.
[01:34:51]  I don't believe in a sport top.
[01:34:52]  He had issues with these kids.
[01:34:54]  How can that be?
[01:34:57]  That's the same reason I don't like an over easy egg.
[01:35:00]  Some deep-seated shit.
[01:35:01]  Over easy egg is too cummy to me.
[01:35:03]  Slipping on semen, bro.
[01:35:04]  Like, you eat an over easy egg?
[01:35:05]  Which one is over easy?
[01:35:06]  That's like when it's super slippery in the middle.
[01:35:09]  Oh, like the pure yolk untouched?
[01:35:10]  Yeah.
[01:35:11]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:35:12]  Yeah.
[01:35:12]  And it's just you're slipping on breakfast and shit.
[01:35:14]  You never do that.
[01:35:16]  I love a loose egg.
[01:35:19]  Yo, no, you cannot.
[01:35:22]  I'm not done yet.
[01:35:24]  Pause though.
[01:35:25]  He's put all the other stuff on the plate and I dip it into that.
[01:35:29]  That's wildness.
[01:35:29]  That's fine.
[01:35:30]  No, that's why I'll do that.
[01:35:31]  That's wildness, though.
[01:35:32]  No, I'll do that.
[01:35:32]  That's fine.
[01:35:33]  Do that with a burger?
[01:35:34]  Yeah.
[01:35:34]  Oh, I want that shit dripping on my burger.
[01:35:37]  Actually, okay, because egg tastes good with other shit.
[01:35:39]  Like an egg on top of an avocado toast or whatever.
[01:35:43]  Egg by itself is wild.
[01:35:45]  That's my point.
[01:35:45]  That's my.
[01:35:45]  No, no, no, no.
[01:35:46]  This guy, every day at the first three years of the podcast, used to eat two deviled eggs and what was a deviled egg.
[01:35:55]  What is a devil eggs?
[01:35:56]  I didn't know it was different.
[01:35:56]  Does anyone know what that is?
[01:35:57]  I don't know what a deviled egg is.
[01:35:59]  It's an egg from a rooster.
[01:36:00]  Is that true?
[01:36:02]  That's semen.
[01:36:03]  You're sitting on semen.
[01:36:04]  Great.
[01:36:05]  That was a great lie, though.
[01:36:07]  But in all seriousness, going back to your issues with the bread or overeat.
[01:36:13]  No, the egg.
[01:36:14]  I'm just saying, like, with the egg, you have an aversion to it because it reminds you of semen.
[01:36:20]  Yes.
[01:36:20]  And I don't know why that's in my head that I know what semen feels like, but every time I eat egg, I go, this is it.
[01:36:25]  That's mag gay, bro.
[01:36:26]  That's salty.
[01:36:26]  What is it?
[01:36:27]  You eat overeats.
[01:36:28]  You eat overeasy eggs.
[01:36:29]  That is gay.
[01:36:30]  Yeah, but you're thinking about semen every time you're eating eggs, bro.
[01:36:33]  Well, now you are also.
[01:36:34]  No, I'm not.
[01:36:34]  Yes, you are.
[01:36:35]  Next time you have an over easy egg, just think of me.
[01:36:37]  Eggs are eating.
[01:36:37]  Yo, my feminine.
[01:36:38]  Yo, my name is.
[01:36:39]  Eggs is the most feminine food.
[01:36:40]  Quickly, I'm going to take little eggs down, bro.
[01:36:43]  It's like a seasonal google.
[01:36:45]  You're like, Popeye, that's your spinach.
[01:36:47]  Let's go out.
[01:36:48]  Okay, okay.
[01:36:48]  Here's something.
[01:36:49]  You mentioned that egg tastes great with other things, but not by itself.
[01:36:53]  Okay.
[01:36:55]  Salt.
[01:36:58]  Yeah.
[01:36:58]  Mike.
[01:36:59]  Put it on something.
[01:37:03]  Yes.
[01:37:04]  Unbelievable.
[01:37:05]  Incredible.
[01:37:07]  It extracts all the flavors, makes the flavors so much better.
[01:37:10]  It's the best thing you ever tried.
[01:37:12]  By itself.
[01:37:13]  You just described all seasoning.
[01:37:15]  It's just all seasoning.
[01:37:16]  It's so salty.
[01:37:17]  All of them.
[01:37:18]  Hold on.
[01:37:19]  It was so touchy.
[01:37:20]  White people learn about seasoning.
[01:37:21]  White people learn about seasoning.
[01:37:22]  Hold on a second.
[01:37:23]  Hold on a second.
[01:37:24]  I'm not done yet.
[01:37:24]  Have you heard the lowry?
[01:37:26]  Hold on.
[01:37:26]  I'm not done.
[01:37:26]  You take lowrys?
[01:37:27]  You put on anything?
[01:37:28]  No, this is actually flowers.
[01:37:30]  But if you take a spoonful of lowry, no one likes lowrys along.
[01:37:34]  Sit out of the tin.
[01:37:36]  If my wife made a marinade, puts the chicken in the marinade.
[01:37:41]  Yes.
[01:37:42]  Uh-huh.
[01:37:43]  I tried some of that marinade.
[01:37:45]  Yeah, keep going.
[01:37:46]  It was disgusting.
[01:37:47]  I couldn't eat it.
[01:37:48]  Yeah.
[01:37:49]  After letting it sit in the marinade and then cooking the chicken.
[01:37:53]  The chicken had so much flavor.
[01:37:56]  Yeah.
[01:37:57]  It was unbelievable.
[01:37:58]  What?
[01:37:59]  It was unbelievable.
[01:38:01]  Wait, wait, you drank the marinade after it had the raw chicken in it?
[01:38:04]  No, right before or prior.
[01:38:06]  That's a lie.
[01:38:07]  That's a big ass lie.
[01:38:08]  That's a lie.
[01:38:09]  You're not going to die.
[01:38:10]  It's like, I can't get lie at that.
[01:38:12]  You got fucking salamander right now.
[01:38:15]  You're full of it.
[01:38:16]  Guys, guys, another thing.
[01:38:18]  Okay.
[01:38:18]  Yo, he's describing more seasoning.
[01:38:21]  That's all he's doing.
[01:38:23]  Yo, yo, anytime you have spice by itself, no good.
[01:38:26]  Have you been eating it by itself the whole time?
[01:38:28]  What is that?
[01:38:29]  Have you been doing spice by itself the whole time?
[01:38:31]  This is why British people didn't bring spice back from India.
[01:38:34]  They went to India.
[01:38:35]  All spice, all seasoning.
[01:38:36]  Okay, butter, right?
[01:38:38]  You take a bite of butter, it is not that.
[01:38:40]  Yeah, that's super bad.
[01:38:41]  I'm not butter alone, is that?
[01:38:42]  Nah, were you one of those kids who would just suck on the street?
[01:38:45]  What?
[01:38:45]  Yeah, that shit is spice fucking.
[01:38:47]  Yo, that is weird.
[01:38:49]  Butter by itself.
[01:38:50]  Unsalted.
[01:38:52]  Nah.
[01:38:53]  Nah.
[01:38:53]  So then by not by itself?
[01:38:55]  Once someone ate butter in my house, my mom measured all of our teeth to see who did it.
[01:38:59]  That's a weird story.
[01:39:01]  All of your teeth?
[01:39:03]  Yeah, she took the bite mark out of the butter.
[01:39:05]  She was like, come over here.
[01:39:07]  I got to see if it was your teeth that took the bite or if it was Emily you took the bite.
[01:39:13]  That's a true story, bro.
[01:39:15]  And you got like seven brothers and sisters from mad measurements.
[01:39:19]  We did the lineup.
[01:39:20]  We did a whole lineup.
[01:39:22]  Who was it?
[01:39:22]  Bro, it wasn't me, bro.
[01:39:23]  You would tell my teeth would take that whole shit out.
[01:39:25]  Hold on.
[01:39:26]  So who was it?
[01:39:27]  I think it was Emily.
[01:39:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:39:30]  That is hysterical.
[01:39:32]  She made you bite another thing.
[01:39:35]  How does she measure this?
[01:39:36]  No, no, no.
[01:39:37]  She just kind of held it up.
[01:39:38]  Was like, yep, it fits.
[01:39:39]  Like when you measure keys, you kind of just like hold them up to each other, you know?
[01:39:43]  I mean, that is crazy.
[01:39:45]  Seems like a very inexact science, too.
[01:39:46]  What happened to her?
[01:39:47]  What happened to her for that?
[01:39:50]  They killed her.
[01:39:51]  That's true.
[01:39:52]  Gunshot to the head, like you said, okay?
[01:39:54]  Son, discipline is important, bro.
[01:39:56]  Yes.
[01:39:56]  Discipline is very important.
[01:39:58]  Okay.
[01:39:59]  Last food thing.
[01:40:00]  Okay.
[01:40:01]  This is it.
[01:40:02]  You're hanging out with Blister Peppers, bro.
[01:40:03]  I feel like you know a lot about food.
[01:40:04]  That's a good food, man.
[01:40:05]  I'm out here in the world.
[01:40:06]  Okay.
[01:40:07]  Salt?
[01:40:07]  Son.
[01:40:08]  This is why they didn't bring spices from India.
[01:40:10]  I'm telling you.
[01:40:10]  British people went to India and they were like, yeah, this tikka is not really that good.
[01:40:14]  We don't like it.
[01:40:14]  They're like, well, how are you eating?
[01:40:15]  They're like, spoonfuls.
[01:40:16]  This is what we're doing.
[01:40:18]  Mix all of water.
[01:40:19]  Drink it down.
[01:40:21]  No.
[01:40:21]  Yo, you think salt is crazy.
[01:40:23]  Pepper with shit?
[01:40:26]  Pepper shit is a berserk, bro.
[01:40:29]  Like, also, like, sometimes my girl do this fancy shit where she'll like take salt and pepper.
[01:40:35]  Wow.
[01:40:36]  Wow.
[01:40:36]  Yo, you ever followed a bay leaf?
[01:40:39]  Yo, a bay leaf?
[01:40:40]  Don't.
[01:40:41]  Come on, bro.
[01:40:41]  Come on.
[01:40:42]  Bay leaf is crazy.
[01:40:43]  Bay leaf, bro, and just leave it in the sauce.
[01:40:46]  And there's a crazy thing.
[01:40:46]  You don't even eat it.
[01:40:48]  It's in there.
[01:40:48]  Sometimes you do, and that shit tastes horrible.
[01:40:52]  No.
[01:40:53]  You're not supposed to eat it.
[01:40:54]  You're not supposed to eat it.
[01:40:55]  You've been eating it the whole time?
[01:40:56]  No, you ain't a real one.
[01:40:58]  A real one eats it.
[01:40:59]  I have.
[01:41:00]  I do think Indian shit is like, you'll not eat it.
[01:41:03]  What, you mean?
[01:41:03]  You eat a bay leaf?
[01:41:05]  Do you ever eat the bay leaf sugar?
[01:41:06]  We don't know what to eat and not eat.
[01:41:07]  It's in the pot.
[01:41:08]  It's edible.
[01:41:09]  Everything.
[01:41:10]  Thank you.
[01:41:10]  Wow.
[01:41:11]  And we've been cooking with bay leaves, heller.
[01:41:13]  Come on, you don't waste no fun.
[01:41:15]  I ate like a fucking, what's that shit called?
[01:41:18]  Nutmeg?
[01:41:20]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:41:20]  I think I ate that one.
[01:41:21]  Slipping on?
[01:41:22]  What do you?
[01:41:23]  Nuts.
[01:41:23]  The Rikers.
[01:41:26]  It was on the floor, all over the floor.
[01:41:28]  Nutmeg.
[01:41:29]  Yeah.
[01:41:30]  Not nutmegman.
[01:41:30]  What about vanilla?
[01:41:31]  You fucking vanilla or what?
[01:41:32]  Yo, here's.
[01:41:33]  Vanilla is crazy expensive.
[01:41:34]  No one talks about that.
[01:41:35]  Yo, but also what nobody talks about.
[01:41:38]  Vanilla, distinctly different flavor from vanilla.
[01:41:42]  Yeah.
[01:41:43]  Oh.
[01:41:43]  This is like a Mandela effect then.
[01:41:46]  Is it?
[01:41:46]  Yeah.
[01:41:46]  I don't know how that applies, but continue one of you.
[01:41:50]  Vanilla changed flavors over time.
[01:41:52]  Vanilla has shifted.
[01:41:54]  I don't think it's a Mandela effect, though.
[01:41:55]  It is.
[01:41:56]  It is.
[01:41:56]  Because as a kid, you think, oh, it's Baron Stain Bears.
[01:41:58]  Now it's actually Baron Stein Bears.
[01:42:00]  You know what I mean?
[01:42:00]  What the fuck is going on here?
[01:42:02]  You know about it.
[01:42:02]  The Mandela effect.
[01:42:04]  You don't know what Mandela Effect is?
[01:42:05]  No.
[01:42:06]  It's proof that we're living in a different dimension.
[01:42:08]  He's doing too much.
[01:42:09]  There's a multiverse thing.
[01:42:10]  I don't know if you heard this.
[01:42:11]  We all for a while thought Nelson Mandela was dead.
[01:42:14]  It wasn't a thing.
[01:42:14]  Somehow we all just believed it.
[01:42:16]  He wasn't dead.
[01:42:17]  And then another example is, you remember that book we read as kids, The Baronstein Bears?
[01:42:21]  It's actually the Baron Stain Bears.
[01:42:23]  None of us know that.
[01:42:24]  We all just called it Baron Stain.
[01:42:25]  And there's a bunch of things like vanilla used to taste different when you were a kid and now you taste it and you're like, that's not vanilla.
[01:42:29]  In all seriousness, are we wrapping this up?
[01:42:32]  Yeah, I'll drink Beyonce's P. You would?
[01:42:34]  Yeah.
[01:42:34]  I think it would give me healing powers.
[01:42:35]  Here's an honest question.
[01:42:36]  Do you think if you, you know, those like purifying straws that they give to people in different countries where they need like drinking water?
[01:42:41]  Life straws.
[01:42:42]  You have one?
[01:42:43]  Yeah.
[01:42:43]  In my presence.
[01:42:44]  God damn it, Dove.
[01:42:45]  Some LA, we had earthquake kicks.
[01:42:47]  Earthquakes.
[01:42:48]  Scariest thing that exists on the planet.
[01:42:49]  Earthquakes.
[01:42:50]  Give that to somebody who actually needs it.
[01:42:52]  Yeah, man.
[01:42:53]  Do you think you could drink pure urine out of a life straw and it's just water?
[01:42:57]  Yeah.
[01:42:58]  That's a great question, actually.
[01:42:59]  Wait a minute.
[01:43:00]  It's just water or could you just drink urine out of a straw?
[01:43:07]  I missed the question.
[01:43:08]  Wait, what were you asking?
[01:43:09]  Were you asking if how do you have fun on like a weekend or something like that?
[01:43:14]  Yeah, you get the sport cap, throw some peas in there.
[01:43:16]  You're having a party.
[01:43:17]  No, I'm saying you get a life straw that can now, it purifies all the water.
[01:43:21]  This could solve the water crisis.
[01:43:23]  You literally drink out of like a, so they'll give it to someone.
[01:43:26]  It's not salt water.
[01:43:27]  Why you got to be urine?
[01:43:27]  Why don't we just do it with salt water?
[01:43:29]  Because, duh, you could do it with salt water.
[01:43:31]  We're trying to have fun, I thought.
[01:43:32]  My question is, could you do it?
[01:43:34]  This is what the company CEO should do as proof.
[01:43:36]  He goes, I believe in my product so much.
[01:43:38]  I'm going to have my friend pee in this cup, Beyonce, maybe.
[01:43:41]  And I'm going to drink it with the life straw.
[01:43:43]  That's a win-win.
[01:43:44]  And it's going to be water.
[01:43:44]  And if it's not water, it's even better.
[01:43:46]  Yeah.
[01:43:47]  You could do that as like an actual promotion.
[01:43:49]  And I want to do it on this show.
[01:43:52]  Oh, that's fucking good.
[01:43:53]  We're going to get a life answer now.
[01:43:55]  We're all going to pee in it.
[01:43:56]  I'm going to drink it.
[01:43:57]  The answer is no, because that life straw removes like it's an antimicrobial.
[01:44:02]  It doesn't remove the salts from pee.
[01:44:04]  Oh, it just removes the microbes.
[01:44:06]  The microbes, all the stuff that's putting together.
[01:44:08]  But the salt in pee isn't bad.
[01:44:10]  Salt is amazing.
[01:44:12]  We're already disgusting.
[01:44:14]  That's the best part.
[01:44:14]  We're all salt fans.
[01:44:15]  Like, no one here doesn't like salt.
[01:44:17]  Oh, I know.
[01:44:18]  It can't change the pH of the water.
[01:44:19]  So it's going to taste like peep.
[01:44:21]  So what do they do if they give them to someone in a country where they need water?
[01:44:25]  Like, what are they, what is it good for?
[01:44:27]  If it's just slightly worse water?
[01:44:28]  Yo, how y'all know I got water, bro?
[01:44:30]  Like, that shit is.
[01:44:32]  Think about how much water I have, bro.
[01:44:33]  I turn my faucet on.
[01:44:34]  It's unlimited water.
[01:44:35]  But not even that.
[01:44:36]  Just dig down.
[01:44:38]  It's underneath, right?
[01:44:40]  Go to the ocean, figure it out.
[01:44:42]  Not even that.
[01:44:43]  Like, if you go down, eventually you get water, right?
[01:44:46]  Sometimes.
[01:44:47]  When do you not?
[01:44:48]  You're on a mountain.
[01:44:49]  In the desert.
[01:44:49]  You're on a mountain?
[01:44:50]  I think in the desert they got that shit, bro.
[01:44:52]  Yeah.
[01:44:52]  How do you think cactuses are living out?
[01:44:54]  That's not from that.
[01:44:56]  That's from the moisture in the air at night.
[01:44:58]  But that's how, like, if you take salt water and you heat it and then the condensation that goes on like I. You're going to suck and you try to say urine shit and then he knows the real reason.
[01:45:06]  That should be cutting the legs out from under you.
[01:45:08]  Why can't I drink peas?
[01:45:09]  You need to get the legs cut, bro.
[01:45:10]  Why can't I drink pee out of a straw?
[01:45:12]  Look, you can.
[01:45:14]  You're going to be judged by society for it.
[01:45:16]  But I don't think that that should stop.
[01:45:18]  I'm not going to put on my iCloud or something crazy.
[01:45:20]  You know what I mean?
[01:45:22]  All right, guys.
[01:45:22]  Listen.
[01:45:23]  Thank you so much for tuning in.
[01:45:25]  Thank you so much for going to get the special.
[01:45:27]  Thank you for everybody who already got it.
[01:45:29]  Thank you for the people that are going to get it.
[01:45:31]  I appreciate y'all so much.
[01:45:34]  We do.
[01:45:34]  We appreciate y'all so much.
[01:45:35]  And thank you for listening to the pod.
[01:45:37]  We will see you very soon.
[01:45:39]  Peace.