Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - IS ANDREW SCHULZ ENDING FLAGRANT 2?
Aired: 2022-05-17
Duration: 01:05:07


=== Forward Not Around (15:12) ===

[00:00:02]  Let's fucking go.
[00:00:03]  You got that shit, friend.
[00:00:05]  Hey, you got that shit.
[00:00:18]  All right.
[00:00:19]  Let's go.
[00:00:22]  See you on the other side.
[00:00:26]  Hello, everybody at home.
[00:00:29]  You reach a point in life where the only way forward is not around.
[00:00:36]  It's not below.
[00:00:37]  It's not above.
[00:00:39]  It's not any preposition.
[00:00:42]  What other things is it not?
[00:00:44]  Anything that a plane can do to a cloud, it's not that.
[00:00:48]  Okay.
[00:00:49]  Except one of those things. I was going to say, which is through.
[00:01:01]  Okay.
[00:01:01]  The only way forward is what a plane often does to a cloud.
[00:01:05]  Actually, the most common way a plane deals with a cloud.
[00:01:12]  Actually, that's what I meant to say.
[00:01:13]  The most common way a plane deals with a cloud.
[00:01:17]  It doesn't go below.
[00:01:19]  It doesn't go around.
[00:01:20]  Sometimes it goes around.
[00:01:21]  It doesn't go above.
[00:01:23]  How does it go through a cloud that's in its way?
[00:01:29]  The way a plane.
[00:01:31]  He really thought he was going through.
[00:01:32]  The way a plane.
[00:01:33]  Don't mind them.
[00:01:34]  Away.
[00:01:34]  Focus on me.
[00:01:35]  Stay focused on me.
[00:01:36]  Everybody's home through me.
[00:01:37]  Stay focused on me.
[00:01:38]  Okay.
[00:01:38]  What I meant to say in the beginning is when you reach a point in your life.
[00:01:43]  Get to the fucking point.
[00:01:45]  Okay.
[00:01:47]  You have to go through.
[00:01:49]  What is a...
[00:01:50]  What is a...
[00:01:50]  Imagine I said nothing earlier.
[00:01:52]  What does a plane say to a cloud?
[00:01:53]  Does it say, I'm going to go around you?
[00:01:55]  No.
[00:01:56]  Does it say, I'm going to go above you?
[00:01:57]  No.
[00:01:58]  Does it say I'm going to go below you?
[00:01:59]  No.
[00:01:59]  Does it say I'm going to go underneath you?
[00:02:01]  No.
[00:02:01]  Sometimes.
[00:02:02]  What does a plane do to a cloud?
[00:02:05]  What does a plane do to a cloud?
[00:02:06]  It goes through.
[00:02:09]  We go through here on this motherfucking show.
[00:02:16]  What are you worried about?
[00:02:17]  I feel like that was very clear.
[00:02:18]  Yeah.
[00:02:19]  I thought it was very clear.
[00:02:21]  I thought it was very clear.
[00:02:22]  What was clear?
[00:02:23]  I don't know.
[00:02:24]  What was unclear?
[00:02:25]  What was unclear?
[00:02:26]  Okay, are we a plane?
[00:02:27]  Say it again?
[00:02:28]  Is there turbulence going on?
[00:02:29]  Yeah, hey, do something else to you.
[00:02:32]  Is that what you're acting out?
[00:02:33]  We're a plane.
[00:02:37]  We are a plane.
[00:02:37]  We are a plane.
[00:02:38]  We're a plane.
[00:02:39]  Okay.
[00:02:41]  We get to choose.
[00:02:44]  I feel.
[00:02:44]  Hey, you'll see.
[00:02:45]  You'll see.
[00:02:51]  What does a plane do to a building?
[00:02:54]  What does a plane do when it encounters a building?
[00:02:57]  A go around it?
[00:02:59]  Does it go around it on that side?
[00:03:05]  Why are you putting it on him?
[00:03:06]  Yeah.
[00:03:07]  Jeez.
[00:03:08]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:08]  Vala, that was almost racist.
[00:03:10]  What Shifty just did.
[00:03:11]  He put it on you.
[00:03:13]  He put it on you and we were talking about planes going into things.
[00:03:15]  Have Pakistanis ever destroyed anything with a plane?
[00:03:18]  Never.
[00:03:19]  Not a single time.
[00:03:20]  Saudis.
[00:03:21]  But you might have harbored some terrorists, motherfuckers.
[00:03:24]  We were guests.
[00:03:26]  For Al to know what Harvard means.
[00:03:28]  Y'all did some vile shit.
[00:03:30]  We're hospitable people.
[00:03:31]  Al, hospitable?
[00:03:33]  Didn't you used to work in one of them?
[00:03:37]  What do you say?
[00:03:39]  What is the revolution that's coming?
[00:03:40]  I'm just saying, when you want to make a revolution, you don't go around.
[00:03:44]  You go through.
[00:03:46]  Duh.
[00:03:48]  It's time to go through.
[00:03:49]  Do you guys not feel like it's time to go through?
[00:03:52]  We've been in this place and we've been killing it.
[00:03:54]  We've been crushing it.
[00:03:54]  Two and a half years we've been in here.
[00:03:56]  Did you know that?
[00:03:57]  I knew that.
[00:03:58]  Okay.
[00:03:59]  Groundbreaking technology, audio technology when we started this podcast.
[00:04:03]  Groundbreaking audio technology when we started this podcast.
[00:04:07]  Where is that groundbreaking audio technology?
[00:04:09]  I'm gonna try to sell that shit back, man.
[00:04:12]  I mean, pennies on the dollar.
[00:04:13]  What happened with that?
[00:04:14]  Say good.
[00:04:14]  I try to sell it back.
[00:04:16]  And they got me, bro.
[00:04:19]  I got cryptoed.
[00:04:19]  It was like Akash's gift.
[00:04:22]  We paid one price for it.
[00:04:23]  It's never going to come close to that again.
[00:04:25]  Oh, it will.
[00:04:26]  You think?
[00:04:26]  What you gave me as a gift?
[00:04:28]  Yeah.
[00:04:28]  You think we'll come back up?
[00:04:29]  Yeah.
[00:04:29]  All right.
[00:04:30]  Shit.
[00:04:30]  I mean, he got to say that.
[00:04:31]  That's true.
[00:04:32]  He's like, nah, that shit's going down.
[00:04:34]  I do have to say it, but I also believe it.
[00:04:36]  You also believe it.
[00:04:36]  Both.
[00:04:37]  All right.
[00:04:37]  Fine.
[00:04:37]  Fine.
[00:04:38]  All I'm trying to say is that it's come time.
[00:04:41]  It's come time.
[00:04:42]  That's all.
[00:04:43]  That's my favorite time.
[00:04:44]  It's come time.
[00:04:44]  Come time.
[00:04:45]  Yes.
[00:04:48]  That's how we started.
[00:04:49]  Okay.
[00:04:49]  That's crazy.
[00:04:50]  Yeah.
[00:04:50]  Look how clean that rug is.
[00:04:52]  Fuck me, bro.
[00:04:53]  I think that's actually a different rug.
[00:04:54]  That's a different rug.
[00:04:55]  Oh.
[00:04:55]  Completely different rug.
[00:04:56]  Look how minimalist it is.
[00:04:57]  Asian.
[00:04:58]  Shout out to Uyda, bro.
[00:05:00]  That is beautiful right there.
[00:05:01]  That is an Apple store.
[00:05:02]  I like that.
[00:05:03]  It was gorgeous.
[00:05:03]  Shouts to Kaz, too.
[00:05:04]  Shouts, buddy.
[00:05:05]  And now?
[00:05:07]  Now it's time.
[00:05:08]  Now it's this.
[00:05:08]  Now it's time.
[00:05:09]  It's time to go through.
[00:05:10]  It's time.
[00:05:11]  Do you think this was a worthwhile investment?
[00:05:13]  Getting the studio?
[00:05:15]  I don't know how to count money.
[00:05:18]  Like, I don't know how to do that.
[00:05:19]  But yes.
[00:05:20]  Okay.
[00:05:20]  Like, I haven't actually looked at the amount of money that I spent on it.
[00:05:23]  And, like, what is it?
[00:05:26]  Amortized it over two and a half years.
[00:05:29]  But yes, I think it is.
[00:05:30]  He got a Netflix special out of it.
[00:05:32]  That seems like it's worth it.
[00:05:33]  Oh, yeah.
[00:05:34]  Corona.
[00:05:35]  This was our haven.
[00:05:36]  Yo, I mean, this was awesome.
[00:05:40]  If we were still at Engine Room.
[00:05:42]  Oh, it'd be done.
[00:05:43]  During Corona, they wouldn't have let us record there.
[00:05:45]  The only reason we were able to do pods in person is you had this space.
[00:05:48]  Damn right.
[00:05:49]  Damn.
[00:05:50]  Fucking right.
[00:05:51]  I mean, literally, Shifty, if you turn that camera around, we can show people where we did the Netflix special.
[00:05:57]  Yo, lives change in this studio.
[00:06:00]  Not a lot of room.
[00:06:02]  We made it look way bigger called post-production.
[00:06:05]  Yeah.
[00:06:05]  This has been an amazing experience, and we got to be very grateful for it.
[00:06:10]  But it's come time.
[00:06:16]  That's usually how I say when I'm about to coach.
[00:06:18]  Is that how you do it?
[00:06:19]  Like, it's come time.
[00:06:23]  Why don't you ever pull out if you know?
[00:06:28]  It's not fun that way.
[00:06:30]  I go Richard.
[00:06:31]  Then she goes for a trick.
[00:06:34]  Come time for me.
[00:06:35]  Good time for you.
[00:06:39]  Guys, reflecting on this space last two and a half years.
[00:06:43]  Thoughts?
[00:06:45]  Best moments.
[00:06:46]  Worst moments.
[00:06:47]  Worst moment, you giving everybody COVID right before the Netflix special or during the Netflix special?
[00:06:52]  That was.
[00:06:52]  Can I be honest with you?
[00:06:53]  That was my godfather moment.
[00:06:55]  You seen the end of the godfather?
[00:06:57]  Where Michael goes around and kills all the heads of all the other families?
[00:07:00]  We did that with every other New York podcast.
[00:07:02]  History hyenas, history hyenas, rest in peace.
[00:07:05]  Jeez.
[00:07:06]  All right.
[00:07:07]  Low vitamin D, having ass podcast.
[00:07:09]  It's over for you.
[00:07:10]  Now, you almost killed Colin Quinn.
[00:07:12]  How do you feel about that?
[00:07:13]  And Giannis.
[00:07:14]  And Giannis.
[00:07:15]  To borrow a quote from a friend: casualties of a dice game.
[00:07:19]  What are you calling Quinn to do things?
[00:07:21]  Nothing.
[00:07:21]  He just got caught in the crossfire.
[00:07:23]  You shouldn't have let Giannis pretend there was going to be good pizza at that fucking podcast.
[00:07:26]  That's a good point.
[00:07:26]  You should know better.
[00:07:27]  Yeah.
[00:07:27]  Colin should have known better.
[00:07:29]  Yeah.
[00:07:29]  Hey, you got caught up in the war, bro.
[00:07:31]  I'm sorry about that.
[00:07:32]  I had just gotten Colin to finally forgive you, but looks like those days are over.
[00:07:38]  It's nothing personal.
[00:07:39]  It's war, you know?
[00:07:40]  Yeah.
[00:07:41]  Friendly fire.
[00:07:42]  Yeah.
[00:07:43]  Has Giannis gotten over COVID yet or is he still in a bunker in Westchester?
[00:07:47]  I know it took him about three months to get over COVID.
[00:07:51]  Listen, I told him.
[00:07:52]  I literally told him when he was going through it, I said, the only way is through.
[00:07:57]  I said, what would I say?
[00:08:01]  What would a bird do to a cloud?
[00:08:04]  What would it do to it?
[00:08:05]  What would a dachshund do to a pond?
[00:08:10]  A dach?
[00:08:11]  A dachshund?
[00:08:13]  Dachshund?
[00:08:14]  You mean a you talking about a wiener dog?
[00:08:16]  Yeah.
[00:08:17]  Yeah.
[00:08:17]  Dachshund?
[00:08:18]  Swim across it?
[00:08:19]  Yeah.
[00:08:20]  Who would swim across it?
[00:08:21]  They could swim?
[00:08:22]  Yeah.
[00:08:22]  The wiener dog?
[00:08:23]  Yeah, like otters.
[00:08:25]  I think most dogs can swim.
[00:08:26]  Yeah, most dogs can swim.
[00:08:28]  Not black labs, but besides.
[00:08:37]  That is science.
[00:08:40]  Look, my point is, we've had some amazing moments here.
[00:08:42]  Yeah.
[00:08:43]  Arkosh also gave all of us COVID on top of it.
[00:08:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:46]  You gave everybody here COVID.
[00:08:47]  You gave everyone COVID.
[00:08:48]  And then remember, Al when you tried to cheat the COVID test?
[00:08:51]  Yeah, I do remember that.
[00:08:52]  Remember?
[00:08:53]  You used the network.
[00:08:54]  It was successful.
[00:08:54]  It was successful.
[00:08:55]  For the first time.
[00:08:56]  Yeah.
[00:08:57]  And then what happened the second time?
[00:08:58]  He was just riding with COVID.
[00:09:01]  Exactly.
[00:09:02]  Hey, hey, hey, my bad, dude.
[00:09:04]  My bad.
[00:09:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:09:04]  Friendly fire again.
[00:09:06]  That was back when COVID was strong.
[00:09:08]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:09:09]  When you were getting like 103, 104 temperature and shit.
[00:09:12]  But he still has COVID.
[00:09:14]  Oh, you got that long COVID?
[00:09:15]  Long COVID, right?
[00:09:16]  Yeah.
[00:09:16]  Come on, son.
[00:09:17]  Yo, son.
[00:09:18]  I'll be honest, bro.
[00:09:19]  I'm done with that shit already.
[00:09:20]  Come on.
[00:09:21]  That shit is so pussy, bro.
[00:09:22]  Keep that shit going, bro.
[00:09:24]  That shit is so pussy.
[00:09:25]  Long COVID, son.
[00:09:26]  Friend that keeps giving, bro.
[00:09:28]  What does it keep giving?
[00:09:29]  It's just a long COVID.
[00:09:30]  Asthma.
[00:09:31]  My man's more asthmatic than me now.
[00:09:33]  It's crazy.
[00:09:33]  Al can't laugh without puffing his inhaler.
[00:09:36]  Do you have your inhaler on you right now?
[00:09:37]  It's a mobile grid.
[00:09:38]  Do you whip that out ever?
[00:09:39]  Yeah.
[00:09:39]  Like if you're hooping or something like that, you'll bust it out.
[00:09:41]  I mean, before I go to the gym, I take it out.
[00:09:43]  Really?
[00:09:45]  Come on, bro.
[00:09:45]  You can't be a grown man with an inhaler, dog.
[00:09:47]  Shut up.
[00:09:48]  Take five minutes.
[00:09:49]  You can't be a grown-wear wearing fucking.
[00:09:50]  Stop it.
[00:09:51]  He stopped it.
[00:09:54]  I know he had something good too.
[00:09:56]  He had something coming.
[00:09:59]  When you said shut up, I was like, ooh, he's about to come with something like that.
[00:10:02]  Let's see if he stumbles.
[00:10:05]  Okay, what was it?
[00:10:06]  Nah, I didn't have it.
[00:10:07]  Because you're not wearing them today.
[00:10:08]  Oh, you are.
[00:10:10]  It's not that hot.
[00:10:10]  You understand it's not the pants.
[00:10:11]  It's the chair.
[00:10:12]  It's the chair.
[00:10:13]  No, it's not.
[00:10:13]  No, it is.
[00:10:15]  There's hope that maybe one day his pants will not be the shortest thing on the podcast.
[00:10:19]  No, I'm going to get a chair.
[00:10:21]  I'm going to get stands up.
[00:10:23]  They barely touch the top of his shoes.
[00:10:25]  What do you want to do?
[00:10:25]  Do you want them to go around my leg?
[00:10:27]  Do you want me to go under my leg?
[00:10:30]  Okay.
[00:10:31]  There's only one way that my pants can handle these.
[00:10:33]  My legs can handle these pants.
[00:10:34]  Yeah, just hover above.
[00:10:36]  Exactly.
[00:10:37]  What would a UFO do to land?
[00:10:39]  It was, didn't know exactly how to land on it.
[00:10:45]  How do they handle prepositions in another world?
[00:10:47]  You don't know.
[00:10:49]  How do they handle prepositions in a four-dimensional world?
[00:10:53]  I don't even know.
[00:10:54]  Do you know how to speak my language, bro?
[00:10:56]  They bend time.
[00:10:57]  Bend time.
[00:10:58]  Bend time.
[00:10:59]  So that's what we're doing.
[00:11:00]  We're going to bend time.
[00:11:01]  Go.
[00:11:02]  I could bend time right now.
[00:11:04]  Yo, the Labamba flight we took definitely went around and around.
[00:11:07]  See?
[00:11:07]  Yeah.
[00:11:08]  Not sure.
[00:11:09]  Fucking studio's falling apart, bro.
[00:11:11]  It really is, dude.
[00:11:12]  Can you turn that back on?
[00:11:13]  Yep.
[00:11:13]  Gosh.
[00:11:14]  Okay.
[00:11:15]  Can we be serious right now and just have a really quick discussion?
[00:11:18]  Yeah.
[00:11:20]  Who here's jerked off in the studio?
[00:11:22]  Oh, definitely Miles.
[00:11:25]  Miles lives here.
[00:11:26]  Miles, now that you're living in the studio, have you masturbated?
[00:11:31]  But where?
[00:11:32]  Yeah.
[00:11:32]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:11:33]  On his mattress, dog.
[00:11:34]  What are you talking about?
[00:11:35]  Yeah, yeah, go, Which room?
[00:11:39]  It wasn't even Studio B?
[00:11:41]  Yeah, but it wasn't when I've been sleeping here.
[00:11:45]  Come on, what?
[00:11:46]  Netflix special.
[00:11:47]  Really?
[00:11:47]  Wow.
[00:11:49]  You had just gotten here.
[00:11:50]  Come time.
[00:11:52]  It was come time during Netflix.
[00:11:54]  So, wait, what happened?
[00:11:55]  I was miserable and just so horrible.
[00:11:57]  I had cried on the roof for like three straight nights, and I was like, Let's try something different.
[00:12:01]  Maybe something else.
[00:12:03]  Were you able to get it out?
[00:12:04]  Yeah.
[00:12:04]  Fallowed on the rooftop over the no, no, not on the rooftop.
[00:12:10]  No fiddlers up there.
[00:12:11]  We were back here.
[00:12:12]  And then, now, question here: we don't have a bath on the roof in this studio.
[00:12:17]  So you jerked off and then went to the bathroom to clean your dick.
[00:12:22]  Yes.
[00:12:22]  Yeah.
[00:12:22]  You went on a sock over here?
[00:12:24]  Uh, like paper towel?
[00:12:25]  Paper towel.
[00:12:26]  Come on.
[00:12:26]  Yeah, I mean, centerized.
[00:12:28]  Cinemized.
[00:12:30]  Bunched it all up.
[00:12:30]  But Al peed out the window.
[00:12:32]  Yeah, that's rags.
[00:12:33]  Yeah.
[00:12:33]  I think I peed out the window.
[00:12:34]  I never peed out the window.
[00:12:35]  That seems crazy.
[00:12:36]  You pissed in the sink.
[00:12:37]  Yeah, Mark.
[00:12:37]  Peek in the sink all the time.
[00:12:39]  Oh, yeah, that's worse.
[00:12:39]  That's way worse.
[00:12:40]  Outside this window?
[00:12:41]  Yeah.
[00:12:42]  Bathroom is 50 feet away.
[00:12:44]  I'm not in the bathroom so far.
[00:12:45]  Remember when Al brought the scooter?
[00:12:48]  We would take the scooter to the bathroom.
[00:12:50]  Al brought the scooter and we're like, you fucking idiot.
[00:12:52]  You could just walk to the bathroom and then none of us ever watched the bathroom again.
[00:12:56]  Ever again.
[00:12:56]  I did notice that when I started coming over here.
[00:12:59]  Always with the slippers and scooters.
[00:13:01]  Oh, that's right.
[00:13:03]  Yes.
[00:13:04]  And then you painted the floors white.
[00:13:06]  Yeah, why did I do that?
[00:13:07]  Dumb it, bro.
[00:13:08]  No, it's because Ben Uyeda told me to.
[00:13:09]  Yeah, well, he was off on that one.
[00:13:12]  Sorry, Ben.
[00:13:13]  What color should we have done it?
[00:13:15]  Just not the color that gets easily the dirtiest.
[00:13:18]  Like, wearing guys or a bunch of guys.
[00:13:20]  No one else came in here.
[00:13:23]  No one.
[00:13:24]  I don't think I did.
[00:13:27]  Y'all are working hard also.
[00:13:28]  Yeah.
[00:13:29]  You jerked off during Netflix.
[00:13:30]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:13:30]  So, can you guys explain how this works for you guys?
[00:13:32]  Because I don't get it.
[00:13:34]  You're really good.
[00:13:35]  You can bust on your stomach.
[00:13:36]  That shit is mad weird.
[00:13:38]  You talk about cleanup.
[00:13:38]  What do you mean?
[00:13:39]  I bust on my stomach.
[00:13:40]  You said you always bust on your stomach.
[00:13:41]  No, he's busting his mouth.
[00:13:42]  Nice.
[00:13:43]  No, I never come in my mouth.
[00:13:46]  I come on my chest and my colour on my stomach.
[00:13:48]  Yeah, but you said that one time and hate you in your mouth.
[00:13:50]  No, I got hit in the face once.
[00:13:51]  Yeah.
[00:13:51]  Yeah.
[00:13:52]  Half my face.
[00:13:53]  No, it didn't do that.
[00:13:54]  It did.
[00:13:54]  No, it didn't.
[00:13:55]  No, you still shot it.
[00:13:56]  You had to start up one time, caught in your neck, and then flipped it around.
[00:13:58]  No, I never flipped it around.
[00:13:59]  Yeah, like Christian Ronaldo.
[00:14:00]  I just shot it.
[00:14:02]  I just shot and it hit me in the side of the face.
[00:14:05]  What I'm talking about is what I don't understand is you guys being so miserable as we were when we were doing Netflix and then being able to come.
[00:14:12]  Like I lose my entire sexual appetite when I'm anxious.
[00:14:16]  Yeah, I wasn't sexually.
[00:14:18]  I didn't have a lot of sexual appetite.
[00:14:20]  How'd you jerk off?
[00:14:21]  It was like a prison.
[00:14:22]  Yeah, it was like a prison situation.
[00:14:23]  You just wanted joy.
[00:14:24]  I didn't want any kind of joy.
[00:14:25]  Yeah, I had to feel something.
[00:14:27]  What did you jerk off to?
[00:14:28]  Porn.
[00:14:29]  You jerked off the porn?
[00:14:30]  Yeah.
[00:14:31]  And how do you look up like sevens?
[00:14:32]  Like, what is what is like, what is the description?
[00:14:38]  How do you, what do you, what do you like?
[00:14:41]  Girl gets destroyed.
[00:14:44]  What did you type in?
[00:14:45]  What is your, what is your search?
[00:14:47]  Uh, God, at that time, I don't know.
[00:14:50]  It was years ago.
[00:14:51]  It was too many years ago.
[00:14:53]  Things have changed.
[00:14:54]  That's how unhappy he was that he hadn't.
[00:14:55]  He didn't even have an official job here yet.
[00:14:58]  He was just that unhappy.
[00:14:59]  He was like, I'm jerking off.
[00:15:00]  I'm just jerking on.
[00:15:00]  He still wanted the job, but he was like, I got to do something.
[00:15:02]  Mark did that in my fucking apartment.
[00:15:05]  They got to mark their territory.
[00:15:07]  Al came here too, he said.
[00:15:09]  Yeah.
[00:15:09]  I mean, where did you do it?
[00:15:14]  That's a little different.

=== Jerking Off During Netflix (10:15) ===

[00:15:15]  What room did you do it in?
[00:15:16]  Nah, same studio B2B, bro.
[00:15:19]  So that's the jerk-off studio.
[00:15:21]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:15:23]  It was just late night.
[00:15:24]  Did you jerk off in here?
[00:15:25]  I don't think, no.
[00:15:26]  I don't think so.
[00:15:26]  Maybe the bathroom wasn't going to be a good thing.
[00:15:27]  I think you told me that one day.
[00:15:28]  No, you said you had sex here.
[00:15:30]  No.
[00:15:31]  Did you say you had sex here?
[00:15:32]  Mark's not having sex.
[00:15:33]  Who's had sex here?
[00:15:35]  Dove?
[00:15:36]  Ah, Vala.
[00:15:37]  Vala got it in.
[00:15:40]  Vala got it in.
[00:15:42]  Wait, really?
[00:15:42]  Vala does the worst.
[00:15:44]  Like, I'm trying to hide that on.
[00:15:47]  That's not so volatile.
[00:15:48]  He does this all the time.
[00:15:50]  You go like this.
[00:15:52]  I know Vala had a good weekend.
[00:15:52]  I go back.
[00:15:53]  How was your week?
[00:15:54]  He's like, oh, no.
[00:15:59]  It looks like I'm caught in how silly I was this weekend.
[00:16:06]  So, Vala, who'd you take back here?
[00:16:09]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:16:10]  Yeah, this guy's crazy, dude.
[00:16:12]  Vala, come on, dude.
[00:16:14]  Oh, yeah.
[00:16:14]  We got Dove here.
[00:16:15]  Dove came.
[00:16:16]  Dove came.
[00:16:16]  That was a big addition.
[00:16:17]  There was a time where there was no Dove.
[00:16:19]  That's crazy.
[00:16:19]  Mark wasn't on the pod early on.
[00:16:21]  Mark came during Corona.
[00:16:23]  Joe Exotic, I think, was his.
[00:16:24]  Was that your debut?
[00:16:25]  That was the first time, yeah.
[00:16:26]  The first time you were ever on the pod?
[00:16:27]  Yeah.
[00:16:28]  No.
[00:16:29]  Weren't you on the pod sitting right there?
[00:16:30]  But I wasn't on the pod.
[00:16:31]  I was like just off.
[00:16:32]  But then we had a camera angle that fit you in it.
[00:16:35]  Yeah, this was before that.
[00:16:36]  Really?
[00:16:37]  Yeah.
[00:16:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:39]  So much has changed, dude.
[00:16:41]  Oh, look at this.
[00:16:44]  Oh, now we got a few more things in the back.
[00:16:45]  That's so far.
[00:16:46]  Gosh, that beard is thick.
[00:16:48]  Yeah, it was the height of Corona.
[00:16:49]  We couldn't go to the barber.
[00:16:51]  That's why Anna and I are both wearing hats.
[00:16:53]  Because you couldn't go to the barber back.
[00:16:54]  Oh, that's right.
[00:16:55]  Tiger King.
[00:16:56]  Everybody's wearing a hat.
[00:16:56]  Look how clean it is.
[00:16:58]  I love it.
[00:16:59]  Yeah, wild.
[00:17:00]  Just what a wild experience, man.
[00:17:02]  And then you made us all go to Miami.
[00:17:04]  That was a great idea.
[00:17:05]  That was the best idea.
[00:17:06]  Honestly, that was a great idea.
[00:17:07]  That was a great idea.
[00:17:08]  No disrespect to your other ideas.
[00:17:10]  That was your best idea ever.
[00:17:11]  You think number one?
[00:17:12]  Number one.
[00:17:12]  I mean, it was fucking unbelievable.
[00:17:14]  It was the best.
[00:17:15]  Yeah.
[00:17:15]  I hate that we came back.
[00:17:16]  That was your worst idea after that.
[00:17:18]  I disagree.
[00:17:19]  No, I'll agree with that.
[00:17:20]  You think?
[00:17:22]  We could have still made it happen in Miami.
[00:17:26]  What we could have made happen.
[00:17:27]  What could we not have?
[00:17:28]  Oh, yeah, we could always make things happen.
[00:17:29]  There's no question.
[00:17:30]  But I don't think we would have the same desire to do it.
[00:17:32]  We're not pulling the fucking nighters that we pull here in Miami.
[00:17:36]  There's no way in hell.
[00:17:37]  Yeah.
[00:17:38]  The nights that we pull here, there's no way we're doing it in Miami.
[00:17:42]  Yeah.
[00:17:43]  We were back home every day by like six o'clock.
[00:17:46]  Yeah.
[00:17:47]  Like, oh, still light outside by the pool, by the canal.
[00:17:51]  Happy.
[00:17:52]  Nice little beer.
[00:17:53]  Yeah.
[00:17:54]  Shifty aged seven years.
[00:17:56]  10 months.
[00:17:57]  I know.
[00:17:57]  This is good.
[00:17:58]  We needed him to grow the fuck up.
[00:17:59]  Maybe the back of his head will fill in all that shit.
[00:18:03]  Dude.
[00:18:03]  Shifty, this guy has the fucking audacity.
[00:18:08]  Disrespect everyone.
[00:18:09]  He has the fucking audacity to come to work and the back of his head looks like a YouTube platform.
[00:18:14]  To boss on this guy to not tell us and then shave his head and then walk around here two-dimensionally and then act like we're not going to say something about it.
[00:18:24]  Yeah, it's shameful.
[00:18:25]  Yeah.
[00:18:26]  This motherfucker.
[00:18:27]  His hair is phenomenal.
[00:18:29]  No, now he has incredible hair, but initially.
[00:18:31]  The hair is great.
[00:18:32]  Initially, he made us think he was LGBTQ.
[00:18:34]  Yeah.
[00:18:34]  Right?
[00:18:35]  Then fucking Minecraft he walked in the other day, right?
[00:18:38]  Do you remember when he walked in with a Minecraft head?
[00:18:41]  Remember that?
[00:18:45]  Do you guys remember that?
[00:18:46]  That was crazy.
[00:18:48]  And then we all had to act like it wasn't happening.
[00:18:50]  Yeah.
[00:18:50]  No, y'all didn't do a good job acting.
[00:18:52]  I couldn't act.
[00:18:54]  I couldn't act.
[00:18:55]  He had a shaved back and head.
[00:18:56]  It was completely flat.
[00:18:59]  Who gave you that cut?
[00:19:00]  I didn't.
[00:19:02]  What did you use?
[00:19:04]  A rolling pin?
[00:19:06]  So you could cut your hair.
[00:19:07]  Was it an anvil?
[00:19:08]  And she cut your head with it.
[00:19:11]  This is Shifty's barber just walked and like fucking pull button.
[00:19:16]  Yeah, did wreck it Ralph do your hair.
[00:19:20]  But then Shifty started to grow his hair back.
[00:19:23]  Stud muffling again.
[00:19:24]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:24]  The guy's got incredible hair.
[00:19:26]  Yeah.
[00:19:26]  You have amazing hair.
[00:19:27]  Don't ever cut it that long.
[00:19:28]  We got Vala, who has no hair.
[00:19:30]  Vala has no hair at all.
[00:19:31]  Yeah.
[00:19:32]  Great beard.
[00:19:33]  You got a great beard.
[00:19:34]  Great sense of style.
[00:19:35]  But Vala wasn't with us in Miami at all.
[00:19:37]  Yeah, we'd send him clips back.
[00:19:39]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:40]  He came here after we came here.
[00:19:41]  Thank God you weren't in Miami.
[00:19:42]  He would have died.
[00:19:43]  He would have died.
[00:19:44]  I would have been fired within the first two weeks.
[00:19:45]  Yeah, 100%.
[00:19:46]  Just every morning coming in.
[00:19:52]  You go get some coffee?
[00:19:57]  I guess you could call it coffee, son of a bitch.
[00:20:03]  Okay, so then we come back in here.
[00:20:05]  We start kicking ass.
[00:20:07]  Yep.
[00:20:08]  Taking these fucking numbers up.
[00:20:11]  Academics came through the studio.
[00:20:12]  Ooh, fun time.
[00:20:14]  Fun.
[00:20:14]  Michael Irvin.
[00:20:15]  Yo, Michael Irvin episode.
[00:20:17]  Still underviewed, in my opinion.
[00:20:19]  Yes.
[00:20:19]  Like pound for pound, one of the best episodes ever.
[00:20:22]  And it's doing all right.
[00:20:23]  Yeah.
[00:20:24]  But it should be.
[00:20:25]  Maybe, maybe.
[00:20:26]  This is what I often realize.
[00:20:28]  I think that we overvalue the fame of the people we admire and love.
[00:20:34]  So, like, because within certain circles, they're infamous, right?
[00:20:39]  Like, we were at the UFC the other day, right?
[00:20:42]  Like, objectively speaking, a UFC fighter, if they're not like a super famous one, relatively unknown.
[00:20:51]  Yeah.
[00:20:52]  Within that space, the most famous person in the room.
[00:20:56]  Right.
[00:20:56]  But outside of there, we're more well-known than the average UFC fighter.
[00:21:01]  And I think that might be the case with Michael Irvin.
[00:21:03]  As football fans, especially Dallas Cowboy fans, we're like, oh my God, this guy's so famous.
[00:21:08]  He's so amazing.
[00:21:09]  He's the shit.
[00:21:10]  Half of the people on the planet don't know who he is because they're women.
[00:21:14]  And a bunch of the younger dudes have no clue who he is because they didn't grow up watching him play.
[00:21:19]  Right.
[00:21:19]  And when he did play, he had a helmet.
[00:21:22]  He was larger than life, but the younger and the women, yeah.
[00:21:26]  I think it's for you in Dallas.
[00:21:27]  Like, was Michael Irvin that big?
[00:21:30]  Like, Al Alex.
[00:21:30]  But Al didn't watch football, right?
[00:21:32]  I mean, he watched enough football growing up.
[00:21:35]  I'm surprised if you didn't know him as a casual.
[00:21:37]  I knew of him.
[00:21:38]  Okay.
[00:21:39]  But he wasn't like household name for how fucking incredibly talented he was.
[00:21:46]  If this guy existed in the social media era, like if his career was happening now, he's the most famous athlete on the world.
[00:21:51]  Was he playing the same time as Deion Sanders?
[00:21:53]  Yeah.
[00:21:53]  They were like homies.
[00:21:54]  Oh, okay.
[00:21:55]  Yeah.
[00:21:55]  I knew Dion.
[00:21:57]  Yeah.
[00:21:57]  Deion.
[00:21:58]  Yeah, he wasn't on the level of Dion.
[00:22:00]  Yeah.
[00:22:00]  Deanna had cultural impact.
[00:22:02]  Yeah.
[00:22:02]  Irvin wasn't that.
[00:22:03]  He was just like a figure that you like loved watching.
[00:22:05]  And I guess I think what happens is like we love that.
[00:22:07]  Yeah.
[00:22:07]  And then we assume that everybody has our same taste.
[00:22:10]  Yeah.
[00:22:10]  But the reality is that there are people just don't know who he is and how impactful he is.
[00:22:14]  Yeah.
[00:22:15]  Something.
[00:22:15]  But it's such a good, it's my favorite episode.
[00:22:17]  Yeah.
[00:22:17]  It's so funny.
[00:22:18]  He's he's fucking amazing.
[00:22:20]  And then this was the studio we had before.
[00:22:23]  Oh my God, dude.
[00:22:24]  You know what's so crazy about this loudspeaker studio?
[00:22:28]  When we were first in there, there, I was like, yo, we are changing podcasts.
[00:22:32]  Yeah, I remember like you got sick of it and I was like, what's not good about this?
[00:22:36]  This is beautiful.
[00:22:37]  Bruh.
[00:22:38]  Yeah.
[00:22:38]  I mean, like, I remember the nature of podcasting.
[00:22:40]  Just started to catch you.
[00:22:41]  Well, we were doing it at Brilliant Idiots.
[00:22:43]  We're Brilliant Idiots.
[00:22:44]  We were doing it at iHeart.
[00:22:45]  So it was just an empty radio studio.
[00:22:47]  And then we would just throw some things up.
[00:22:48]  And I was like, all right, what if we had this studio?
[00:22:50]  We could get a TV and put our fucking logo on it.
[00:22:53]  And I'm just like, also, there wasn't a lot of video with podcasting earlier.
[00:22:56]  Yeah.
[00:22:56]  So many podcasts were audio only.
[00:22:58]  So let's do this.
[00:22:59]  And then, ah, man, yeah, it was just like this forever.
[00:23:02]  And I remember one time we went in there and Alex, you draped out the whole background.
[00:23:06]  Remember that?
[00:23:06]  It was black, yeah.
[00:23:07]  And it was a little bit hard to see, but at least we were like trying to create an aesthetic.
[00:23:10]  Yeah.
[00:23:11]  You know, I remember thinking, oh, yeah, this is it.
[00:23:13]  Game over.
[00:23:14]  Game changed.
[00:23:16]  And then jumped up to this studio.
[00:23:19]  It was just fucking.
[00:23:20]  Who was your first guest?
[00:23:22]  Ooh, good question.
[00:23:23]  Who was our first guest?
[00:23:24]  I know we had Amin and Van.
[00:23:27]  I know we had Mike Cannon.
[00:23:29]  I know we had Francis Ellis.
[00:23:30]  Yeah.
[00:23:31]  I'm trying to think who else we had.
[00:23:32]  Those were Francis.
[00:23:34]  Versey was early.
[00:23:35]  The porn star.
[00:23:37]  No, porn star was not in here.
[00:23:39]  Pornstar was the old student.
[00:23:40]  The other one.
[00:23:40]  Old one.
[00:23:41]  Yeah.
[00:23:41]  I'm first guest.
[00:23:42]  Period.
[00:23:42]  I don't know.
[00:23:42]  I was here.
[00:23:43]  I thought you were talking about it.
[00:23:44]  Bestiality is natural.
[00:23:46]  That's an episode.
[00:23:47]  That was a clip.
[00:23:48]  That was a clip.
[00:23:48]  Oh, that was a clip.
[00:23:50]  Holy shit.
[00:23:51]  Yeah, we had some wild-ass titles, huh?
[00:23:53]  Schultz loves his mom's jugs.
[00:23:57]  I mean, that's fire.
[00:23:58]  And then two weeks later, Schultz's mom's tits.
[00:24:01]  Yep, that's also dope.
[00:24:03]  I mean, let's fucking go.
[00:24:05]  The kung flu.
[00:24:06]  Oh, yo, Giannis and Chris might have been the first guest we had.
[00:24:09]  Oh, my God.
[00:24:10]  Yeah.
[00:24:10]  A corona free episode.
[00:24:12]  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:24:14]  Yeah.
[00:24:15]  And then all the Chronicles.
[00:24:16]  Oh, the Chronicles are fire, dude.
[00:24:19]  And you know, it was a lot of fun, too.
[00:24:21]  The last dance.
[00:24:24]  Yeah.
[00:24:24]  You still hit me up about that.
[00:24:26]  People are like, dude, yeah, I started listening to you guys through the last dance, and now I listen all the time.
[00:24:29]  Yeah.
[00:24:29]  I was like, oh, that's crazy.
[00:24:31]  It was just so dope to take advantage of like a cultural moment.
[00:24:34]  Like everybody's at home.
[00:24:36]  Nobody can go to their studios.
[00:24:37]  Well, some people were able to, but we were one of the few that actually had like full production studio.
[00:24:41]  And then this TV series is coming out that the entire world is about to watch.
[00:24:46]  And we got to reflect on it the day after and then put it out.
[00:24:49]  It was just such a dope moment.
[00:24:51]  Remember, we had Verseon because he was the only person you knew that had COVID?
[00:24:55]  Oh, yeah.
[00:24:58]  Yeah, I hit him up.
[00:25:00]  Dude, so funny.
[00:25:00]  HBO is coming out with the Game of Thrones prequel.
[00:25:04]  Did you guys see the trailer for that?
[00:25:07]  And I'm like, yo, we got to bring back Westerbros for an episode.
[00:25:12]  I would love it.
[00:25:12]  Right?
[00:25:13]  Yeah.
[00:25:13]  That'd be fun.
[00:25:14]  That'd be so fun.
[00:25:15]  Just grab the boys.
[00:25:17]  I mean, dude, I can't wait for that.
[00:25:20]  And I'm excited because it's happening right at the end of summer.
[00:25:24]  So, like, I think it's late August that it starts.
[00:25:26]  So, right as the fun is dying down, right?
[00:25:29]  This excitement of summer is wearing off.

=== Dump Money Into Crypto (03:17) ===

[00:25:30]  It's almost over.
[00:25:31]  You're like, what do I have to look forward to?
[00:25:33]  And then ideally, the best show on television.
[00:25:37]  Yeah.
[00:25:37]  Yeah.
[00:25:38]  Big shoes to fill.
[00:25:39]  Yo, but here's the reason why I'm not as concerned.
[00:25:42]  It's based on the books, right, Miles?
[00:25:44]  Yes.
[00:25:45]  So it's like Game of Thrones started being shitty when they ran out of book material.
[00:25:50]  So as long as the book is nice and this guy is nice at writing these books, like they should be good.
[00:25:56]  Once they got to write their own storylines and finish things up themselves, it's like, there's no way you're going to compete with this guy who's dedicated his entire life to fucking dragons and shit.
[00:26:03]  Yeah.
[00:26:03]  Right.
[00:26:04]  So just stick with the books and it's finished.
[00:26:07]  Like the book series is done.
[00:26:08]  So all he has to do is, all they have to do is just continue making the story up until the end of it and leave it alone.
[00:26:14]  You don't have to take any chances.
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[00:28:04]  Now let's get back to the show.
[00:28:05]  Anything you guys are looking forward to this summer, movie-wise?
[00:28:09]  Top gun.
[00:28:11]  Oh, Top Gun is going to be fun.
[00:28:12]  I can't wait for Top Gun.
[00:28:13]  I can't wait for that shit.
[00:28:15]  The reviews are crazy.
[00:28:16]  Really?
[00:28:17]  Yeah.
[00:28:17]  This is going to be like, I think we're going to go to war.
[00:28:20]  Like, I think the movie could be so good.
[00:28:22]  We're like, yo, Ukraine needs some help, bro.
[00:28:24]  Like, yo, it's time to get busy.
[00:28:26]  Ghost of Kiev, my ass.
[00:28:28]  Let me show you how Americans do this shit.
[00:28:29]  The ghost of Cruz.
[00:28:30]  Thacks.
[00:28:31]  Just get up out there.
[00:28:33]  Yo, let's go.
[00:28:34]  Have you heard some good stuff, Dove?
[00:28:35]  You got some insider information.
[00:28:37]  Yep.
[00:28:37]  Talk to me.
[00:28:38]  Talk to me.
[00:28:39]  Our friend Todd is the agent for the producer and the director, and he's seen it a few times and went down to Dick Todd.

=== Subtly Racist America (07:58) ===

[00:28:48]  They screened it and they said this is a movie like making grown men like tear up, but this is what a movie's supposed to be.
[00:28:54]  Yo, she's never gave up.
[00:28:56]  On Tom Cruise.
[00:28:57]  Never.
[00:28:58]  I love Tom Cruise.
[00:28:58]  Like some of the cool things that they did, like ever since the original Top Gun, they've been using CGI when they're doing cockpit and dogfighting scenes.
[00:29:06]  And they found a with Tom Cruise, they're like, nope.
[00:29:09]  Every one of those actors went to flight school.
[00:29:12]  They all, it's like, which one of them was going to throw up that day?
[00:29:16]  Tom Cruise, like, read all the stories behind it.
[00:29:19]  Like, he puts them through true boot camp, and they all, like, a few of them have now gotten their pilot's license, but they could not do it.
[00:29:25]  And they also had to activate their own cameras within the cockpit.
[00:29:29]  And like, Cruz would tell them, like, this is the angle that you're going to look best in.
[00:29:32]  And even the plane that would capture him, it's called a Cinejet, which is like a fighter jet that would follow them in a dogfight.
[00:29:39]  So it's just no expense.
[00:29:41]  Oh, that's right.
[00:29:41]  To get the shots of the planes themselves, you're going to need another plane flying along.
[00:29:46]  They have like, they say the amount of footage they captured in this film for the amount of cameras in the jet outside, it's insane.
[00:29:51]  What was the budget?
[00:29:53]  I'm not sure, but I'm sure a couple hundred million at least.
[00:29:56]  So that's the thing.
[00:29:56]  Like as these movies get up in budget, they have to be more and more friendly to China because that's the only way they can recoup that money.
[00:30:03]  And I think that's why they did the thing where they like took Taiwan off of the off of like the badge of Taiwan, the flag.
[00:30:09]  They took it off of his leather jacket.
[00:30:11]  Oh, geez.
[00:30:12]  There's like a bomber jacket that he wears.
[00:30:14]  And in the original one, there's a flag of Taiwan.
[00:30:16]  And in this one, I think they replaced it.
[00:30:18]  Shouts to Sony for not taking the Statue of Liberty out of Spider-Man.
[00:30:22]  No, no, no.
[00:30:22]  We never gave him credit for that.
[00:30:24]  I love that.
[00:30:24]  Good.
[00:30:25]  Why would they want the Statue of Liberty out?
[00:30:27]  Son, they don't want anything.
[00:30:28]  Oh, it's a sign of freedom.
[00:30:29]  Yeah.
[00:30:30]  They also want it to look like nondescript.
[00:30:33]  Could be a Chinese city.
[00:30:34]  Oh, with all the white people in it.
[00:30:37]  Yeah.
[00:30:38]  Yeah.
[00:30:38]  The Chinese will never solve that riddle.
[00:30:41]  I mean, it's just crazy.
[00:30:42]  Like, even Shang-Chi, that's every girl in China.
[00:30:45]  Well, the Shang-Chi thing, I was talking to, I don't want to say who because I don't want to get them in trouble, but they basically said that it was the magic in it.
[00:30:55]  That China, they want like one power and one authority.
[00:31:02]  And the fact that they're making magic look real and cool, they're worried that it will like influence their people almost like religion does.
[00:31:09]  Oh, this person has magical powers.
[00:31:11]  We should love him and we should believe in him more than we believe in the government.
[00:31:14]  Any type of wish fulfillment, like scrapped by you.
[00:31:17]  Wish fulfillment.
[00:31:17]  Yes.
[00:31:18]  So then what happens when you have a fucking Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit or something like that?
[00:31:22]  It has to be completely connected to some type of Chinese propaganda.
[00:31:29]  Is it pot?
[00:31:30]  Sorry, go.
[00:31:30]  The Dumbledore movie that they like took the gay two lines out of it.
[00:31:34]  Yeah.
[00:31:34]  Bombed in China.
[00:31:35]  Really?
[00:31:36]  Absolutely bombed.
[00:31:37]  Did you watch it?
[00:31:37]  Yeah.
[00:31:38]  I thought it was good.
[00:31:39]  Yeah, it was good.
[00:31:40]  Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
[00:31:42]  Bombed there.
[00:31:43]  Apparently, because it doesn't have enough Chinese characters and Chinese traditionalism.
[00:31:47]  Yeah, they just did not do well there.
[00:31:49]  Okay, do you think it's possible that right now in China, there are some people having a discussion about how America is so strict with their propaganda and the people there believe everything?
[00:32:00]  And is it the exact same over here or it's different?
[00:32:04]  I don't think so because there's so much anti-government shit here.
[00:32:07]  I mean, we tried to overthrow an election.
[00:32:09]  That's true.
[00:32:10]  Yeah, I guess they don't have that.
[00:32:11]  But at the same time, maybe they see all these like war movies and they're like, and all these war video games.
[00:32:16]  And then in other countries, they're like, do they not realize that the government is just paying kids?
[00:32:20]  So they think that the military is cool.
[00:32:22]  But they also don't know what's happening over here.
[00:32:24]  They don't know that January 6th happened.
[00:32:25]  Or at least a lot of them might not.
[00:32:27]  Oh, fuck.
[00:32:27]  They don't have access to like that.
[00:32:29]  Oh, the China's got to tell them, though.
[00:32:31]  Yeah, because it makes us look bad.
[00:32:32]  Because it makes us anything that makes us look bad.
[00:32:34]  They're definitely spreading.
[00:32:36]  But I don't know what they know about America.
[00:32:39]  Like the average Chinese citizen.
[00:32:41]  I'm curious what the haters think.
[00:32:43]  They might not tell them that because they're like, look, you can rise against your government.
[00:32:47]  Yeah, they don't want to give any reason.
[00:32:48]  I'm just curious what the haters think and what the picture the haters paint of us is.
[00:32:52]  Like, because we paint one hell of a picture of China, even though we want the bread.
[00:32:56]  But we're still, anytime they do some fuck shit, we post it.
[00:32:59]  Like, anytime they're trying to not have a movie because there's a gay scene in it, this, that, the other.
[00:33:03]  Like, as if we're the most like homo celebratory country in the world.
[00:33:09]  I mean, we're pretty close.
[00:33:10]  Are we the best?
[00:33:11]  Are we the gayest?
[00:33:12]  Yeah.
[00:33:13]  Is America the gayest country in the world?
[00:33:15]  I think we took number one spot.
[00:33:16]  More than France?
[00:33:18]  Even the straight guys in France are a little.
[00:33:20]  Yo, but are they gay, though?
[00:33:23]  They're just French.
[00:33:24]  Like, are they pro-gay?
[00:33:27]  But they are gay.
[00:33:28]  No, no, no.
[00:33:29]  They're gay by our definition.
[00:33:31]  100%.
[00:33:32]  But, like, are they pro-gay or are they just gay?
[00:33:37]  Yeah, I think they're just gay, but I don't know if they're as pro.
[00:33:39]  Like, I don't think that in French movies, they're like, we need to make sure there's a gay character.
[00:33:43]  Like, I don't think they're politically correct.
[00:33:45]  I just think they happen to be progressive.
[00:33:48]  I think we're the gayest.
[00:33:49]  Yeah.
[00:33:49]  And racially.
[00:33:50]  We're the most trans.
[00:33:51]  Relatively speaking.
[00:33:52]  We're the most trans country in the world.
[00:33:53]  100%.
[00:33:54]  Gotta be.
[00:33:54]  Okay.
[00:33:55]  Gayest.
[00:33:57]  Thailand with the trans.
[00:33:59]  Fuck.
[00:34:00]  Fuck.
[00:34:00]  Oh, yeah.
[00:34:01]  Fuck that.
[00:34:02]  They might have a funnel.
[00:34:04]  Apparently, Argentina becomes the country, the world's most transgender-friendly country.
[00:34:08]  Friendly.
[00:34:09]  Yeah.
[00:34:10]  Like coming from our spot, bro.
[00:34:12]  I don't know why or how you even judge that, but that's what this article says.
[00:34:16]  As a black person, where else could you live if not America?
[00:34:19]  Canada's pretty cool.
[00:34:21]  But the weather, as a black guy, you don't want that.
[00:34:23]  Okay, you're right.
[00:34:24]  Like, let's just be honest.
[00:34:27]  I mean, anywhere in the Caribbean is pretty cool, too.
[00:34:30]  You could do Caribbean.
[00:34:31]  Yeah.
[00:34:32]  You're going to deal with the fucking Roman blackouts and shit.
[00:34:35]  I mean, me personally, you can see as a black person.
[00:34:38]  No, you, personally, as a black person.
[00:34:40]  What's a Roman blackout?
[00:34:43]  It's like, you know, it's Roman, bro.
[00:34:47]  Did we mean a rolling blackout?
[00:34:48]  Yeah.
[00:34:49]  Yeah.
[00:34:49]  Rolling blackout.
[00:34:50]  Roaming.
[00:34:50]  I said, roaming.
[00:34:52]  Don't let him get over that shit.
[00:34:54]  Yeah, I miss that.
[00:34:55]  Because in New York, we actually have just electricity all the time.
[00:34:59]  Unlike in Los Angeles.
[00:35:00]  Blackouts just roam around.
[00:35:02]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:35:02]  And you don't get it.
[00:35:04]  You don't get it.
[00:35:04]  All right.
[00:35:05]  Okay, so rolling blackout.
[00:35:07]  I apologize.
[00:35:08]  Did that for you, Al.
[00:35:09]  Internet service potentially shitty.
[00:35:11]  Nah, it would suck just because it's too slow for me, personally.
[00:35:14]  Slow.
[00:35:15]  But I think black people can move to the Caribbean and have a very decent life.
[00:35:19]  Better than if you lived in London.
[00:35:24]  Well, make as much money.
[00:35:25]  I heard London and Black Race.
[00:35:27]  Low-key.
[00:35:28]  Word?
[00:35:28]  Like, yeah, like subtly racist, but very much so.
[00:35:31]  I mean, America is too soon.
[00:35:33]  I heard from black people here, it was worse when they went to London.
[00:35:36]  I couldn't remember.
[00:35:37]  Oh, I didn't hear that.
[00:35:38]  Yeah.
[00:35:38]  I think Jamil told me the opposite.
[00:35:40]  Yeah.
[00:35:40]  What are you talking about?
[00:35:41]  Yeah.
[00:35:42]  Rel was telling me it was like Rel no.
[00:35:45]  He was there.
[00:35:46]  What would he know, bro?
[00:35:48]  Damil lived there.
[00:35:49]  He is black.
[00:35:49]  He's a big one.
[00:35:50]  What the fuck would he know about being black in London, bro?
[00:35:53]  The fuck would Rel know about this?
[00:35:56]  The new Doctor Who, black.
[00:35:58]  What's Doctor Who?
[00:35:59]  It's like their biggest show.
[00:36:02]  Have y'all seen this show?
[00:36:03]  Never heard of Doctor Who?
[00:36:05]  Like the James Bond one?
[00:36:08]  That's Dr. No?
[00:36:09]  Doctor No.
[00:36:10]  That's Doctor No.
[00:36:12]  Have you heard of that one?
[00:36:13]  I have.
[00:36:14]  Larry Nasser, I think, is good.
[00:36:17]  I was going to say Bill Cosby.
[00:36:19]  Bill Cosby is good, too.
[00:36:22]  We shouldn't make light of that.
[00:36:24]  Well, if it's Bill Cosby, I think we can.
[00:36:25]  Yeah, if it's Bill Cosby, yeah.
[00:36:27]  Wait, why?
[00:36:28]  He's innocent.
[00:36:29]  Yeah, he's innocent.
[00:36:29]  Allegedly.
[00:36:30]  Oh, legally speaking.
[00:36:33]  Legally.
[00:36:34]  Legally speaking, he's innocent.
[00:36:35]  Legally speaking.
[00:36:36]  He's innocent.
[00:36:37]  He's an innocent man.
[00:36:38]  Yeah.
[00:36:38]  He's an absolutely innocent man.
[00:36:40]  Yeah.
[00:36:41]  Yeah.
[00:36:45]  Top gun.

=== Legally Speaking Innocent (15:16) ===

[00:36:46]  See it with your friends in a theater.
[00:36:48]  Yo, what if we rent out a theater and we do an asshole army meetup?
[00:36:51]  That'd be so far.
[00:36:52]  Should we do that?
[00:36:53]  Top gun?
[00:36:54]  We should.
[00:36:54]  Yeah.
[00:36:55]  Yeah.
[00:36:56]  Okay.
[00:36:56]  Let's do it.
[00:36:57]  Tough.
[00:36:58]  Do you know how to do that?
[00:36:59]  Yeah.
[00:37:00]  Okay, good.
[00:37:01]  Yep.
[00:37:01]  Let's do that.
[00:37:02]  It can't be that much.
[00:37:03]  Yeah.
[00:37:03]  No, we got that.
[00:37:04]  The amount that the tickets are.
[00:37:06]  Right?
[00:37:06]  Yeah, we could be good.
[00:37:07]  But it has to be a nice theater.
[00:37:09]  Proper theater.
[00:37:10]  Yeah.
[00:37:12]  Reclining seats.
[00:37:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:13]  Come on, the whole thing.
[00:37:14]  We're not trying to sit up right now.
[00:37:15]  Let's do it.
[00:37:16]  No, we're going to get it.
[00:37:16]  And everyone's got to see number one before you see number two.
[00:37:18]  Oh, yeah.
[00:37:19]  Don't be explaining.
[00:37:20]  Let's see your girl.
[00:37:21]  Nostalgic.
[00:37:22]  No, I'm going to watch it.
[00:37:22]  I'm going to watch him.
[00:37:23]  Also, Shorty got my car at number one, but no big deal.
[00:37:26]  Like, it is what it is.
[00:37:26]  She got the speedster.
[00:37:28]  Oh, she has a fake speedster.
[00:37:30]  Damn.
[00:37:30]  She got a little bit of it.
[00:37:32]  She's got a Bolswagon Jetta.
[00:37:35]  Hey, son, they be hating on you, bro.
[00:37:37]  Damn.
[00:37:38]  Wow, bro.
[00:37:39]  This guy.
[00:37:40]  You already said it was fake.
[00:37:42]  I didn't spill any beans.
[00:37:43]  It's a real speedster.
[00:37:44]  It's a real speedster.
[00:37:46]  How is it real?
[00:37:46]  It's a Porsche.
[00:37:47]  It's a fake Porsche, but a real Speedster, dude.
[00:37:50]  What?
[00:37:51]  I like that.
[00:37:52]  Someone explains.
[00:37:53]  Like, the sneaker is real.
[00:37:56]  Even if it's fake, it's really a sneaker.
[00:37:58]  Like, you put on your foot, you wear it, you walk around in it.
[00:38:01]  Exactly.
[00:38:02]  It's a real sneaker.
[00:38:03]  It's just not a Porsche.
[00:38:04]  You're right.
[00:38:05]  You're right.
[00:38:05]  It's a Boltwagen speedster.
[00:38:07]  I apologize.
[00:38:07]  I'm wrong.
[00:38:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:38:08]  I'm wrong.
[00:38:09]  I'm wrong.
[00:38:09]  You're wrong.
[00:38:11]  If you're not a fake Air Force One, it's still Air Force One.
[00:38:13]  It's just my Nike.
[00:38:14]  I'm wrong.
[00:38:14]  How fast is your speedster going zero to 60?
[00:38:17]  No, way faster than the old one.
[00:38:18]  Oh, really?
[00:38:19]  Oh, way more horsepower.
[00:38:22]  No, no, no, no.
[00:38:23]  Not even close to as fast as a jetta.
[00:38:25]  I know we're not talking about fake shit.
[00:38:27]  I know we're not talking about fake shit.
[00:38:30]  By the way, it might soon become a Tesla speedster.
[00:38:32]  I want it.
[00:38:33]  I was looking at potentially.
[00:38:34]  You can get electric.
[00:38:35]  Buddy, you get the Tesla, the Tesla Roadster, whatever that shit is.
[00:38:38]  You win.
[00:38:39]  You win.
[00:38:40]  Why?
[00:38:40]  Because that's going to be the fastest street legal car in the world.
[00:38:43]  I don't care about that.
[00:38:44]  He doesn't care about that.
[00:38:45]  I want the most beautiful.
[00:38:46]  I want the most beautiful car.
[00:38:46]  What you need to have a car is not fast.
[00:38:49]  You don't need a fast car.
[00:38:50]  What car do you really want that you were telling me?
[00:38:52]  Mivan.
[00:38:52]  Yeah.
[00:38:53]  Minivan.
[00:38:54]  The fact that you could open your mouth about a car around me.
[00:38:59]  You don't even have a real car.
[00:39:01]  What do you have?
[00:39:02]  I have a Honda Accord.
[00:39:04]  2011.
[00:39:05]  You like that?
[00:39:06]  You're proud of that?
[00:39:07]  I love it.
[00:39:08]  When you do those little videos, like, oh, look how cool my Honda is.
[00:39:12]  I love that.
[00:39:13]  You like that?
[00:39:14]  That's my baby.
[00:39:16]  But do you really like it?
[00:39:17]  I really want it.
[00:39:18]  Where did you do it to like God?
[00:39:19]  I truly love it.
[00:39:20]  To overcompensate.
[00:39:23]  What?
[00:39:23]  What?
[00:39:24]  I traded my Tesla to keep the Honda.
[00:39:26]  Is that good?
[00:39:26]  I traded in my Tesla.
[00:39:27]  Because there weren't enough miles for your girl.
[00:39:29]  Because she has to take the trip.
[00:39:31]  Yeah, but we still kept it.
[00:39:32]  Honda.
[00:39:33]  You could have got another car.
[00:39:34]  The Honda has enough miles.
[00:39:36]  Yeah, but I couldn't.
[00:39:37]  It wasn't because you didn't like the Tesla.
[00:39:38]  You like the Tesla.
[00:39:39]  I just buy another new car.
[00:39:42]  Like, I could have bought a fake speedster.
[00:39:44]  I don't know if you could afford it.
[00:39:46]  I'll be honest.
[00:39:47]  I don't know if you could afford it.
[00:39:48]  I'm going to be honest.
[00:39:49]  I think I could afford it.
[00:39:49]  I don't know.
[00:39:50]  You got a lot of your money in Bitcoin.
[00:39:52]  I don't know if you could do it.
[00:39:53]  I think I could afford that.
[00:39:54]  I don't know.
[00:39:55]  I don't know.
[00:39:56]  Why don't you do it?
[00:39:57]  Because I want my Honda and then a minivan.
[00:40:01]  And that's life.
[00:40:02]  Do you really like say that sentence and be honest with your core?
[00:40:05]  I want a minivan.
[00:40:08]  I believe him.
[00:40:10]  Weirdly believe him.
[00:40:11]  It's the greatest.
[00:40:11]  This is the greatest car on earth.
[00:40:15]  Backseat recline all the way.
[00:40:17]  Three rows.
[00:40:18]  Fold down the trunk.
[00:40:19]  What can't you do?
[00:40:20]  TV and the headrest.
[00:40:22]  He's not driving.
[00:40:23]  That's right.
[00:40:23]  Yeah, I don't be driving.
[00:40:24]  Yeah.
[00:40:25]  Well, the minivan, who's going to drive?
[00:40:27]  My wife.
[00:40:28]  Right.
[00:40:30]  Okay.
[00:40:31]  She's okay with it.
[00:40:31]  She just wants another car that's not embarrassing.
[00:40:34]  Right.
[00:40:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:35]  And the Honda.
[00:40:36]  Okay.
[00:40:37]  She likes it.
[00:40:41]  She likes it.
[00:40:42]  No, there's no way.
[00:40:43]  All right, guys.
[00:40:43]  We're going to take a break for a second because I need to make sure that you are getting the best possible supplements for maximum performance that you can get.
[00:40:51]  And Onit has got your back.
[00:40:54]  Okay.
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[00:44:17]  Yo, it's so easy to buy a minivan.
[00:44:18]  Do it, pussy.
[00:44:19]  It's not worth it.
[00:44:20]  Yo, pussy.
[00:44:21]  Yo, pussy.
[00:44:22]  Buy a minivan, bitch.
[00:44:23]  You ain't got no, you ain't buying no minivan.
[00:44:26]  Doing your little bit.
[00:44:27]  Prolillic minivan.
[00:44:29]  Come on, do it, bro.
[00:44:30]  I wanted a fake car.
[00:44:31]  I bought it.
[00:44:33]  Buy your car.
[00:44:34]  Shut up about it.
[00:44:35]  You don't want it.
[00:44:36]  I have a carnival.
[00:44:37]  You don't want it.
[00:44:38]  Yo, Derek posts about them trannies, bro.
[00:44:41]  He's about that life.
[00:44:43]  He's about that life.
[00:44:45]  Do it.
[00:44:45]  You got all this money.
[00:44:46]  Son said, go on the app right now.
[00:44:49]  Let's buy one.
[00:44:49]  Carfax.
[00:44:50]  Let's go.
[00:44:51]  What are you in for?
[00:44:52]  You need to drive it.
[00:44:53]  You know how it drives.
[00:44:53]  I have a car I like.
[00:44:54]  You know you drive it.
[00:44:55]  Anybody that drives?
[00:44:56]  You know how the car drives.
[00:44:57]  Yeah, I have a car.
[00:44:58]  So what you in for?
[00:44:59]  Because I have a car I like.
[00:45:00]  Why do I need a new car right now?
[00:45:02]  I thought you want a minivan.
[00:45:03]  Let's look at specs.
[00:45:04]  I'm going to get a minivan.
[00:45:05]  Yo, I know you got all the money.
[00:45:07]  Let's look at right there.
[00:45:08]  You can't cough up $30,000 for a little minivan.
[00:45:10]  No, is this the Kia Carnival?
[00:45:11]  Go to the Kia Carnival.
[00:45:13]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:15]  Holy shit.
[00:45:17]  Yo, look at Al's face.
[00:45:21]  Al's face.
[00:45:22]  What you said.
[00:45:24]  Just face it.
[00:45:25]  Fuck yeah.
[00:45:26]  Let's go.
[00:45:28]  Let's go.
[00:45:29]  There you go.
[00:45:30]  Oh, you got the SUV looking minivan?
[00:45:32]  Wait, is this a minivan?
[00:45:33]  You got the SUV-looking minivan.
[00:45:35]  Just get the SUV.
[00:45:38]  Come on.
[00:45:39]  Come on.
[00:45:40]  Yo, just buy it then.
[00:45:41]  Buy it then.
[00:45:41]  Buy it.
[00:45:42]  You got it.
[00:45:42]  Well, we don't need a car yet.
[00:45:44]  Why don't you need a car?
[00:45:45]  Because I like my accord.
[00:45:46]  But you had a Tesla and an accord.
[00:45:48]  You can't recline in the accord, though.
[00:45:49]  Oh, that's right.
[00:45:50]  You can't recline in the accord.
[00:45:51]  But I'm saying, if you want it that bad, you can't afford it.
[00:45:54]  You said you can afford it.
[00:45:55]  So what's stopping you?
[00:45:56]  If you want it and you can afford it.
[00:45:58]  I have a car I like.
[00:45:59]  But you had two before.
[00:46:00]  And that wasn't worth it.
[00:46:02]  Why not?
[00:46:03]  We didn't like the Tesla.
[00:46:04]  We were going to sell the Accord.
[00:46:05]  Didn't like the Tesla.
[00:46:06]  So let's keep it.
[00:46:07]  But if you did have the Tesla, if you liked it, you would have kept it, right?
[00:46:09]  You would have sold the Accord.
[00:46:11]  Okay.
[00:46:11]  Oh, you were always just going to have one car.
[00:46:13]  That's New York.
[00:46:13]  You can only afford one car parking-wise.
[00:46:15]  Son, you got money, son.
[00:46:16]  That's true.
[00:46:17]  Yo, I'm going to buy one now.
[00:46:18]  Yo, you could buy this Kia Carnival $45,000.
[00:46:21]  Just do it.
[00:46:21]  What's that?
[00:46:22]  And then give me back.
[00:46:22]  Just give me back.
[00:46:23]  I'll get it for you.
[00:46:23]  You get me back.
[00:46:24]  Son, just do it.
[00:46:25]  Sell the Honda.
[00:46:26]  Why would you want to keep the Honda?
[00:46:27]  Or is it your wife won't let you just have one minivan?
[00:46:31]  That's what it is.
[00:46:33]  I understand what you're saying.
[00:46:34]  Your wife is not going to let you only have a minivan.
[00:46:36]  She's okay with that.
[00:46:37]  I never said we're only going to have a minivan.
[00:46:39]  I never said that.
[00:46:40]  I never said we're only having a minivan.
[00:46:42]  I said this earlier.
[00:46:43]  We're going to have a minivan and then whatever the fuck she wants.
[00:46:47]  Which is the Honda Accord.
[00:46:49]  For now, yeah.
[00:46:50]  At some point, like we said, she's going to cash in on it.
[00:46:52]  She can get some nice shit.
[00:46:53]  So then you'll sell the accord.
[00:46:54]  You'll get her the car that she wants.
[00:46:55]  Yeah.
[00:46:56]  And then, if you're lucky later on, you can get your dream carnival.
[00:47:01]  Yes.
[00:47:01]  Correct.
[00:47:02]  Bro, you with a hammer is a problem.
[00:47:06]  You got a hammer in your pants.
[00:47:08]  She was coming my speecher.
[00:47:10]  What?
[00:47:11]  I'm just going to sit here.
[00:47:12]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:47:12]  I'm not going to just sit here.
[00:47:14]  But little my speecher when you want a Kia Carnival.
[00:47:17]  Fuck it.
[00:47:18]  How you even say that out loud?
[00:47:19]  I want a Kia Carnival.
[00:47:21]  Yo, he literally said the sentence, look up Kia Carnival.
[00:47:25]  Alex was incomplete.
[00:47:29]  That car is sexy.
[00:47:30]  Come with him.
[00:47:32]  That's an ambulance.
[00:47:34]  You get in an ambulance.
[00:47:35]  I hate capping, bro.
[00:47:36]  Yeah, bro.
[00:47:38]  This flagrant, too.
[00:47:39]  You can be honest.
[00:47:40]  You don't want that car.
[00:47:42]  You don't think an inside like that comes in other cars?
[00:47:44]  It's just seats.
[00:47:45]  Three rows, baby.
[00:47:47]  There are other cars with three rows, but the outside don't look pathetic.
[00:47:49]  Which ones?
[00:47:50]  This one you gave up.
[00:47:53]  This one you gave up.
[00:47:54]  We talking about it.
[00:47:55]  This car right there.
[00:47:56]  You gave up.
[00:47:58]  Gave up what?
[00:47:59]  Everything.
[00:48:00]  Nah.
[00:48:01]  Nah.
[00:48:01]  Everything.
[00:48:02]  Forget the escalate.
[00:48:03]  Get the suburban car.
[00:48:03]  That's the type of car.
[00:48:04]  I can't drive escalate.
[00:48:05]  It's too much car for me.
[00:48:06]  That's the type of car you drive that people go.
[00:48:08]  Escalate too much car for me.
[00:48:09]  This is the same size as a fucking size.
[00:48:11]  Nah, man.
[00:48:11]  I can't drive SUVs.
[00:48:13]  Don't handle well.
[00:48:13]  It's too big for the city.
[00:48:14]  Get like an album.
[00:48:16]  This is the same goddamn size.
[00:48:17]  This is a suburban car.
[00:48:18]  This is just looking ugly.
[00:48:20]  I'm not getting that.
[00:48:21]  Yeah, if I move to the suburbs, I'm getting this car.
[00:48:23]  No, no, I'm sorry.
[00:48:24]  Stop the fucking arguing.
[00:48:25]  You're not getting it.
[00:48:26]  That's it.
[00:48:26]  We'll decide on your next car.
[00:48:30]  This car is so dumb.
[00:48:32]  You're going to embarrass us like this.
[00:48:34]  We out here trying to ball out.
[00:48:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:48:36]  Tens of thousands of patrons.
[00:48:38]  Yeah.
[00:48:39]  Driving the Ninja Turtle vehicle.
[00:48:41]  Love it.
[00:48:42]  Love it.
[00:48:43]  Out of here.
[00:48:44]  There's no way.
[00:48:45]  Three rows.
[00:48:46]  Three rows, dude.
[00:48:48]  We're going to go car shopping one day.
[00:48:49]  I both get the cyber truck.
[00:48:50]  Call it a day.
[00:48:51]  That's dope.
[00:48:51]  Oh, I got my cyber truck.
[00:48:54]  You still got that?
[00:48:54]  I got my down payment.
[00:48:57]  Yeah, I got one of those too.
[00:48:58]  That's coming.
[00:48:59]  When are we going to get that back?
[00:49:01]  You don't get it back.
[00:49:02]  Or when are we going to get the opportunity to buy the car?
[00:49:05]  It's not out yet.
[00:49:05]  It's not out yet.
[00:49:06]  When it's out and you're in line, you're in line right now.
[00:49:10]  As soon as your allotment becomes available, it says, okay, now time to put whatever the Dallas is.
[00:49:14]  Hurry up, man.
[00:49:15]  It's been a minute since I gave him that money.
[00:49:17]  That was the old studio.
[00:49:18]  That was the old studio.
[00:49:20]  Long ass time ago.
[00:49:21]  Motherfucker.
[00:49:22]  I think that was here.
[00:49:23]  No, no.
[00:49:24]  Apparently?
[00:49:25]  That long ago?
[00:49:25]  Mark's still looking at these different.
[00:49:28]  Yo, can you just show him any SUV?
[00:49:30]  Yeah, this is a suburban.
[00:49:32]  You don't like that?
[00:49:33]  Marketing.
[00:49:33]  I don't like that because he drives it.
[00:49:35]  Actually, yours is considered.
[00:49:36]  Eight miles a gallon over the fuck.
[00:49:38]  What about a...
[00:49:40]  Let me think of another one.
[00:49:42]  It's the best car.
[00:49:43]  It's the best.
[00:49:44]  Stop it.
[00:49:45]  You're just doing this.
[00:49:46]  No, I'm not.
[00:49:47]  Yo, every time we rent a car on the road, it's a minivan.
[00:49:49]  You need a mid-size SUV for the city, okay?
[00:49:51]  With one kid.
[00:49:53]  No, I would not have a vanity.
[00:49:55]  All right, I agree with that.
[00:49:56]  If I'm moving out to the suburbs, minivan time.
[00:49:58]  Done.
[00:49:59]  Kids, suburbs, minivans.
[00:50:02]  So you got to move states.
[00:50:03]  It's like, yo, if I move states.
[00:50:05]  Maybe it's...
[00:50:06]  Yeah, but you think I want to be in New York forever.
[00:50:08]  I don't.
[00:50:08]  I want to go back to Miami as soon as we can.
[00:50:11]  I'm trying to get the hell out of New York whenever we can.
[00:50:13]  We're going to move to Miami.
[00:50:14]  You're going to buy a King of Carnival.
[00:50:16]  Oh, God.
[00:50:18]  It's a Car Devolved on there, bro.
[00:50:19]  It's a Cardi Volve.
[00:50:21]  Son.
[00:50:22]  They're going to think that you got a side job, bro.
[00:50:24]  I swear to God.
[00:50:25]  You want to see you in the carnival, dude?
[00:50:27]  I'm fine with that.
[00:50:28]  Yo, Bala, what?
[00:50:31]  Can you break it down to...
[00:50:32]  Yeah, he's saying it to him.
[00:50:33]  Move on.
[00:50:34]  Okay.
[00:50:35]  Sorry, sorry.
[00:50:35]  We spent too much time in this.
[00:50:37]  I just can't believe it.
[00:50:38]  I know.
[00:50:39]  I can't believe they make such a beautiful car.
[00:50:41]  Shut up, bro.
[00:50:44]  Well, I can't believe it.
[00:50:45]  It's a Marvel.
[00:50:46]  All right.
[00:50:47]  What happens next?
[00:50:52]  We treat the back wall like a Kia Carnival.
[00:50:57]  Okay.
[00:50:58]  Anything else before we wrap up?
[00:50:59]  What were y'all's best memories of the studio?
[00:51:02]  This shit.
[00:51:05]  This is close.
[00:51:06]  This is close for me.
[00:51:08]  Nah, sleeping in here during Netflix.
[00:51:10]  Sleeping here.
[00:51:10]  Yeah.
[00:51:11]  This shit sucks so bad.
[00:51:12]  Why was it the worst?
[00:51:14]  You do shifts.
[00:51:16]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:51:16]  You do shifts.
[00:51:17]  It was awful.
[00:51:18]  Yeah.
[00:51:18]  Yeah, I slept in here a lot.
[00:51:20]  Yeah.
[00:51:20]  Yeah.
[00:51:21]  Played a lot of basketball, too.
[00:51:23]  Oh, dude.
[00:51:24]  We probably wouldn't have had to work that hard if we didn't have that basketball hoop.
[00:51:27]  Yeah, that's probably true.
[00:51:28]  It was minimum two hours a day just shooting that basketball.
[00:51:30]  When did that go down?
[00:51:32]  I don't know.
[00:51:32]  What happened?
[00:51:33]  Up until very recently.
[00:51:34]  Who took that shit?
[00:51:35]  Who took it?
[00:51:36]  It was a stick on the door.
[00:51:38]  It's still on the door.
[00:51:39]  Where's the ball?
[00:51:40]  Yeah.
[00:51:40]  Somewhere.
[00:51:41]  It's still on the door.
[00:51:42]  Yeah.
[00:51:43]  I didn't even know.
[00:51:44]  I could have sworn that shit was fine.
[00:51:45]  How many times did any of you guys play NBA Jam?
[00:51:48]  Oh, no.
[00:51:48]  They were obsessed with the best.
[00:51:49]  We used to play NBA Jam like crazy.
[00:51:51]  Yeah.
[00:51:52]  And then Mark Googled the game and figured out how to do it, son of a bitch.
[00:51:56]  Defeated.
[00:51:57]  Come on, bro.
[00:51:58]  Al, best memory in the studio.
[00:52:00]  Ah, so many.
[00:52:01]  That's rough.

=== Bought At The Hype (10:37) ===

[00:52:03]  I think when you threw that party, the first one.
[00:52:05]  Oh, that was so fun.
[00:52:07]  Vala showed up like a DJ?
[00:52:08]  Yeah.
[00:52:09]  So fun.
[00:52:10]  That was funny, dude.
[00:52:11]  The first time we met Vala, he brought out all the trinkets and shit.
[00:52:14]  It was like...
[00:52:14]  Yeah, full Johnny Dev.
[00:52:16]  Full jewelry.
[00:52:17]  You brought the Mezcal or something.
[00:52:19]  That was fire.
[00:52:20]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:52:21]  That was fire, dude.
[00:52:22]  And he was late because I sent him the wrong address accidentally.
[00:52:24]  You sent me a two-year-old.
[00:52:25]  Hater, bro.
[00:52:26]  Yeah.
[00:52:26]  Hater.
[00:52:27]  There's a new editor coming in.
[00:52:31]  Come on.
[00:52:32]  Oh, bro.
[00:52:33]  You remember watching the McGregor fight here?
[00:52:35]  That was the one I was talking about.
[00:52:36]  That's the one.
[00:52:37]  Yeah.
[00:52:37]  That's the one Vala came.
[00:52:38]  That's the first time.
[00:52:39]  Oh, shit.
[00:52:39]  That shit was fire.
[00:52:41]  That was the first time I saw that.
[00:52:41]  I was like, wait a minute.
[00:52:43]  When we all got like pizza and stuff like that?
[00:52:45]  Yeah, I think so.
[00:52:46]  Yeah.
[00:52:47]  So Wasabi was here.
[00:52:48]  Yeah.
[00:52:49]  We put on the big projector.
[00:52:50]  It got kind of faded.
[00:52:51]  Yes.
[00:52:52]  Yes, yes, yes.
[00:52:52]  I think like Shane spilled beer all over the carpet.
[00:52:55]  Yeah.
[00:52:57]  Yeah.
[00:52:57]  See, you know what's fun about that is that like when we started building this place, that's what we envisioned.
[00:53:02]  We're like, we'll have people over, we'll have fights.
[00:53:03]  And we got to do that a couple times.
[00:53:05]  Yeah, then we realized we were in deep Brooklyn.
[00:53:07]  We were in deep Brooklyn.
[00:53:08]  And it was like, it was COVID, so it was just hard to get people out.
[00:53:11]  Yeah.
[00:53:12]  That was like after we all got it, though.
[00:53:13]  That was right before Miami.
[00:53:15]  That was like a week.
[00:53:16]  Literally right before Miami.
[00:53:16]  Two weeks before Miami.
[00:53:17]  Yeah, because Vala was there.
[00:53:19]  Before you guys left.
[00:53:21]  I don't even think you had decided on Miami at that point.
[00:53:23]  I don't think.
[00:53:24]  No, I wasn't even in here.
[00:53:25]  We decided in one week.
[00:53:26]  Yeah.
[00:53:27]  Yeah.
[00:53:28]  We were talking about it, though.
[00:53:29]  Like we were talking about on pods.
[00:53:31]  Dude, you're a genius.
[00:53:32]  You're a genius with great taste in cars.
[00:53:35]  I take it all back, dude.
[00:53:37]  Mine was the best.
[00:53:38]  I feel bad because Akash was like this close to buying a place in Miami, which would have probably doubled in price.
[00:53:46]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:53:46]  Like he was really close.
[00:53:48]  Legit, I was both kind of looking at things.
[00:53:50]  We're going to do this.
[00:53:51]  But then it was like, I don't know if we're going to come down here.
[00:53:53]  Yeah.
[00:53:53]  Yeah.
[00:53:54]  And if you just had done it as an investment property.
[00:53:57]  Yeah, I would have made so much.
[00:53:58]  Minimum 50% on your investment.
[00:54:00]  The house that we stayed at in Miami.
[00:54:02]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:02]  Just sold crazy.
[00:54:04]  The owners bought it a few years ago.
[00:54:06]  For $400,000?
[00:54:08]  $450,000.
[00:54:08]  And it just sold for $1.8 million in price.
[00:54:12]  And they allowed Andrew, they would have sold it to him.
[00:54:15]  And me, I would have taken a commission for $1 million.
[00:54:18]  So that's $800K year and a half since we've been there.
[00:54:24]  Oh, no.
[00:54:24]  Sorry.
[00:54:25]  But, and this is kind of fucked up.
[00:54:28]  I'm even positioning this like this.
[00:54:30]  But, like, the real estate, the prices of real estate right now are higher than they were before the collapse in 2008.
[00:54:39]  Yeah, I don't think this is going to necessarily end the best.
[00:54:42]  Now, here's the thing.
[00:54:43]  How does it get fucked?
[00:54:44]  Because in 2008, it was those bad mortgages that fucked it, not the prices.
[00:54:48]  And obviously, there's some inflation that's increasing the prices.
[00:54:51]  Yeah.
[00:54:52]  So, what would cause the market to fall apart?
[00:54:56]  I think, I don't know.
[00:54:56]  I'm talking out of my ass.
[00:54:57]  I would think as interest rates keep going up, people might be like, oh, loans aren't as cheap now.
[00:55:01]  And I actually don't really have money like that at all.
[00:55:04]  So, I need to tighten up everything.
[00:55:05]  So, spending stops in what city are you talking about?
[00:55:09]  On the market, and then the value is going to start going down until it's at a place where people can.
[00:55:13]  So, it's not going to be this drastic crash.
[00:55:15]  It's going to be a more like evening out a correction.
[00:55:18]  Like, where prices actually should be, not this crazy shit that's going to be.
[00:55:21]  Oh, wait, are you talking nationwide or you're talking Miami?
[00:55:23]  Nationwide, but Miami's probably like the craziest version of it.
[00:55:26]  You have to understand, Miami has all of the San Francisco tech community, all the New York tech community that are able to be like, shit, I could save that on taxes.
[00:55:37]  They were already making crazy bread over there, and they're going to come to Miami.
[00:55:40]  So those prices are still going to stay up.
[00:55:42]  So you think it won't be affected?
[00:55:43]  Over there?
[00:55:44]  No.
[00:55:44]  There's just every area.
[00:55:47]  Miles is skeptical.
[00:55:49]  I just don't think that Miami has the tech draw that I know it's going to be the next, every city says they're going to be the next big tech hub.
[00:55:56]  Every city.
[00:55:56]  Every city.
[00:55:57]  You go to Cincinnati.
[00:55:58]  Columbus, Ohio.
[00:55:59]  Yeah, you're still Columbus and Cincinnati.
[00:56:02]  This is Miami.
[00:56:02]  This is something that people just, oh, I didn't know that this place could also be available.
[00:56:05]  I don't hear anybody talking about a city outside of that city.
[00:56:10]  Excellent.
[00:56:11]  Only lived in Miami.
[00:56:12]  We knew the mayor.
[00:56:13]  We got like a lot of stuff.
[00:56:14]  I think Miami is a great city growing up in Florida.
[00:56:17]  I don't think it is the second coming, the Mecca, the But then places like Tampa are just rocket shipping up for a more affordable because there is this abundance of supply that it's there is a correction that it's been undervalued for years.
[00:56:31]  Yeah, I just don't think they're like, oh shit, I'm not going to need to work five days a week at one company.
[00:56:36]  I can work remotely.
[00:56:37]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:56:38]  Quality of life is, it's just all catalyzed to the point where they're like, they're going to pick and cherry pick.
[00:56:43]  That's where you want to live.
[00:56:44]  Yeah.
[00:56:44]  I think Florida's great.
[00:56:45]  I just don't think it's going to be the next big tech hub that we're all like, government.
[00:56:49]  They're like, oh, yeah, I'm liberal, but taxes.
[00:56:53]  Florida will stay.
[00:56:54]  Wait, what's that?
[00:56:55]  DeSantis, baby.
[00:56:56]  Oh.
[00:56:57]  Florida.
[00:56:58]  Yeah.
[00:56:58]  I don't know.
[00:56:59]  What do you think, Mark?
[00:57:00]  With Miami?
[00:57:01]  Yeah.
[00:57:02]  I'm like, I think it probably continues to go up, but I don't know what the release valve would be that would make prices plummet.
[00:57:08]  I mean, like, that land is just scarce in general.
[00:57:10]  Yeah.
[00:57:11]  Yeah.
[00:57:11]  Like waterfront property in a tax-free state.
[00:57:15]  Yeah.
[00:57:15]  Yeah.
[00:57:15]  I don't.
[00:57:16]  It's just going to move to other, it's going to go up to Fort Lauderdale and Hollywood, Florida, and other places.
[00:57:24]  I agree with that.
[00:57:25]  Yeah.
[00:57:25]  So I'm just so scared with those types of investments.
[00:57:28]  Like investing in things that like I can actually change the value of myself.
[00:57:32]  I'm not scared.
[00:57:33]  Yeah.
[00:57:34]  Maybe I should be a little bit more conservative, to be honest.
[00:57:37]  But just putting money in like companies, you're much better than this than me.
[00:57:41]  Putting money in like companies or putting money in like even like real estate or that kind of stuff.
[00:57:46]  I don't do enough research.
[00:57:49]  I'm not interested enough to do the research, which is a problem.
[00:57:52]  Me neither.
[00:57:53]  But yeah, you just don't give a fuck.
[00:57:55]  Yeah.
[00:57:56]  Or you talk to like your fucking successful friends.
[00:57:59]  A little bit of that for sure.
[00:58:00]  Also, I think I read a finance book.
[00:58:03]  The main thing I took from it was: if this is money you don't need, like I can afford to lose it, take risks with it.
[00:58:10]  Like if you have $5,000 you don't need, you could put it in, you know, like a thing that like the market, and that's probably smarter.
[00:58:17]  Also, if you don't need it and you already have money in the SP or whatever, and you just have this extra leftover, throw that in something that could go to 100.
[00:58:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:58:26]  That could go down, but if I don't need it, I won't miss it.
[00:58:28]  I mean, I think it's crazy.
[00:58:29]  And I have, I'm overbalanced with Bitcoin for sure.
[00:58:32]  I put too much in, but like, I need to start putting more into the SP stuff also.
[00:58:36]  I'm just so fucking.
[00:58:38]  But I think it's insane that you say that because you actually bought a place pretty early on and now you pay crazy rent that you don't think, oh, there's a different solution here.
[00:58:47]  Like if you just put, say, like what you could have bought in Miami.
[00:58:50]  Yeah.
[00:58:50]  And even here.
[00:58:51]  Like, you know, it should be parked somewhere.
[00:58:54]  It should be.
[00:58:54]  But then at the same time, if we do that, then we don't have the ability to, you know, do certain things that we need to do.
[00:59:00]  Really?
[00:59:00]  You think that?
[00:59:01]  Or we can't.
[00:59:02]  You just need to have a pile of cash sitting in a bank.
[00:59:04]  Say again?
[00:59:04]  You just need to have the money in the bank.
[00:59:06]  You need to do something.
[00:59:06]  No, it's not smart.
[00:59:08]  But at the same time, it gives us a certain amount of freedom to do things.
[00:59:11]  I think if you don't have control, it's hard for you to trust it.
[00:59:15]  Especially if, like, I can't control the outcome of the company.
[00:59:20]  You know, like, I saw Musk tweet something that was kind of interesting.
[00:59:22]  It's like, people ask me for investment advice.
[00:59:24]  And it's just like, think about products and services that you really love, like personally, and then just put money in those companies.
[00:59:29]  Yeah.
[00:59:29]  Yeah.
[00:59:30]  And you're at a point now, you're taking these loans and these risks through a company, and then the money that you're taking out, that's the money that you'll put in real estate.
[00:59:38]  Two separate things.
[00:59:38]  Yeah, I don't even know enough to know about that.
[00:59:40]  Stop.
[00:59:42]  Come on.
[00:59:42]  To be honest, I don't.
[00:59:44]  I'm very specific.
[00:59:45]  I'm being serious.
[00:59:45]  Like, I'm specific in the things that I know what to do and how to make money.
[00:59:50]  I can make money myself.
[00:59:51]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:59:52]  But in terms of like people who really truly understand like finance, you know, like there are people who just have a way deeper understanding than me and than any of us in this room.
[01:00:00]  Those people know how to make money out of nothing.
[01:00:02]  It's like they're almost like inventing money.
[01:00:03]  Yeah.
[01:00:03]  It's real quick.
[01:00:04]  Or buy a place, renovate it, refi it, take the money out, put that somewhere else.
[01:00:09]  And it's just like this cash, then take the loan out on the house, and then that's interest-free tax.
[01:00:14]  I'm like, there's plenty of models for that.
[01:00:16]  All I know, and I think I speak like I'm, you know, Moroccan, you're anyone who's Middle Eastern or for a background of immigrants, like everyone that I know that's successful in LA, like they just bought that duplex that they lived in.
[01:00:27]  They bought properties wherever they could.
[01:00:29]  Doesn't matter, shitty, great, fantastic area, not great area.
[01:00:33]  They're the ones winning 30, 40 years later.
[01:00:35]  So I'm just saying, like, whatever it is, do it early.
[01:00:37]  There's a lot of those people who always also killed themselves in 2008 when.
[01:00:42]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:00:45]  I hear what you're saying.
[01:00:45]  I hear what you're saying as well.
[01:00:47]  I guess the way I look at it is like, so far in my career, by investing in myself, I've had way greater return on investment than Apple has given its shareholders or Tesla or Google or any of these other companies.
[01:00:58]  So my strategy, I'm not saying this is smart.
[01:01:00]  I should be able to do both at the same time.
[01:01:02]  If I was really smart, I'd do both.
[01:01:03]  But so far, this one has reaped good rewards for myself and other people that are involved.
[01:01:10]  So I'm like, okay, this is where I feel comfortable.
[01:01:12]  But hopefully I'll get to a point where I'll have enough time to actually kind of learn how to invest and then take part of my money and then do it in that way.
[01:01:20]  Because I guess I could give it to somebody who's like a professional who really understands that.
[01:01:24]  And even then, I'm just like, well, what the fuck?
[01:01:26]  Like, I know I'm going to get in the day before the crash.
[01:01:29]  You know what I mean?
[01:01:30]  Like, I bought my apartment at the fucking hype.
[01:01:33]  And thank God it's back now.
[01:01:34]  But still, I'm like, I'm like waiting for the Great Depression before I get into the stock market.
[01:01:39]  And I know once that happens, I'll be like, I think ATT might go out of business.
[01:01:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:01:44]  It's just, maybe it is a control thing.
[01:01:46]  Like you said, it's like a vulnerability, just going, here's the money.
[01:01:50]  I'd rather, I don't know.
[01:01:53]  Yeah.
[01:01:54]  You actually said advice that I use to this day, though.
[01:01:56]  It's, and I have a little more now, maybe even set aside, but have at least one year comfortable living set aside.
[01:02:01]  Yes.
[01:02:02]  And then the rest of that to me after that is investable.
[01:02:05]  Yes.
[01:02:06]  Yeah, I hear you.
[01:02:07]  But I include comfortable living in that, like making sure you guys are comfortable in it.
[01:02:11]  100%.
[01:02:11]  So it's like, yeah, I don't know.
[01:02:14]  But we're doing great.
[01:02:16]  I'm not, I'm not, you know, I'm not concerned about that.
[01:02:18]  But that is something I'd like to get a little bit better at as I get older because it can just be such a greater multiplier.
[01:02:25]  You know, like you have your money working for you.
[01:02:27]  Do you have another big personal investment that you're working on?
[01:02:30]  I'm going to get another fake speed, sir.
[01:02:31]  Okay.
[01:02:31]  That's not what I'm asking.
[01:02:36]  Do I have one?
[01:02:38]  Do I?
[01:02:38]  I don't know.
[01:02:39]  I'm not sure.

=== Progress Through Destruction (02:26) ===

[01:02:40]  The reality is, this chapter of Flagrant is done.
[01:02:45]  Okay.
[01:02:47]  And as we've done in every single place that we've been and as we've done in every single moment of our career, we have to burn the boats because the only way you survive is if you tear it all down.
[01:02:57]  You absolutely destroy it.
[01:02:59]  It forces you to survive.
[01:03:00]  It forces you to thrive.
[01:03:03]  It forces you to change the motherfucking game.
[01:03:08]  That is all we know.
[01:03:10]  And it's all we will do.
[01:03:12]  So without further ado, I think it's time to burn the boat.
[01:03:17]  Yeah.
[01:03:18]  The only way out is through.
[01:03:19]  The only way out is through.
[01:03:21]  Yeah.
[01:03:22]  The only process is through destruction.
[01:03:24]  The only progress is through destruction.
[01:03:26]  And around.
[01:03:27]  Both of those.
[01:03:28]  Never around.
[01:03:29]  Never under, never over, just through.
[01:03:31]  Yeah.
[01:03:32]  So that's what we're gonna do.
[01:03:35]  One last moment of flagrancy.
[01:03:39]  Are you guys ready?
[01:03:41]  I'll take that as a yes.
[01:03:43]  Asshole army, we love you.
[01:03:48]  We'll see you on the other side.
[01:03:56]  All right, here we go.
[01:03:57]  Here we go, baby.
[01:04:01]  He gave it again.
[01:04:05]  Nice.
[01:04:07]  There you go.
[01:04:09]  Let's fucking go.
[01:04:10]  You got that shit, Frank.
[01:04:12]  Hey, you got that shit.
[01:04:18]  I got that.
[01:04:27]  Who else wants something?
[01:04:29]  Come on, Al.
[01:04:30]  Come on out.
[01:04:34]  Get out.
[01:04:40]  Get the damn door.
[01:04:42]  Alright, let's just get a warm door.
[01:04:52]  These are fucking targeted.
[01:04:54]  He's got it.
[01:04:55]  Get on the other side.
[01:04:57]  Yeah.
[01:05:05]  I'm ready.
[01:05:06]  Let's go.