Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Top 5 Elon Musk RAGE TWEETS
Aired: 2022-04-28
Duration: 01:01:53


=== Billionaire Twitter Ban Backlash (04:24) ===

[00:00:00]  Big deal!
[00:00:00]  A billionaire bought something!
[00:00:02]  All you motherfuckers crying about it!
[00:00:04]  We got the top five cries on the internet right now!
[00:00:09]  Well, not all these are cries, they're not!
[00:00:11]  No, some people are supportive, start it up!
[00:00:15]  It's the top five things about what happened!
[00:00:18]  Is that specific enough for all of you at home?
[00:00:21]  Yeah, fucking Mark.
[00:00:22]  All right, Kaitlyn Jenner shows support for Elon Musk, and she said, We need a platform that is truly equal.
[00:00:27]  Thank you, Elon Musk.
[00:00:28]  Yeah, obviously, she's gonna support it.
[00:00:30]  Why?
[00:00:32]  What do you mean?
[00:00:32]  You don't think she wants someone else driving a car?
[00:00:35]  Murderous bitch.
[00:00:36]  Ice Cube shows support.
[00:00:38]  He said, Free at last.
[00:00:39]  Elon Musk, take off my shadow ban, homie.
[00:00:42]  Wow.
[00:00:44]  Yo, did he just quote Martin Luther King?
[00:00:48]  Wow, son.
[00:00:49]  Ice Cube.
[00:00:52]  What's going on, brother?
[00:00:55]  That shit is crazy.
[00:00:55]  You know, shadow ban was the original name for NWA.
[00:00:58]  Oh, gosh.
[00:00:59]  Let's keep on going.
[00:01:00]  What's another one?
[00:01:01]  All right.
[00:01:01]  One of the people hired.
[00:01:03]  Oh, Al, Al, that's crazy.
[00:01:05]  Don't stop.
[00:01:06]  You're crazy.
[00:01:06]  You're being raised.
[00:01:07]  You're a crazy guy.
[00:01:08]  Okay, so that is racist.
[00:01:10]  One of the heads at the Anti-Defamation League said that he's concerned that Elon Musk is going to take over Twitter because he's afraid that there's going to be a rise in anti-Jewish extremism.
[00:01:19]  Okay.
[00:01:20]  Basically, suggested he's worried that the freedom of speech will be, quote, like too free.
[00:01:24]  Hacked account.
[00:01:25]  No, it's not hacked.
[00:01:26]  He actually tweeted.
[00:01:26]  Jews don't complain about free things.
[00:01:29]  His guaranteed hacked account.
[00:01:31]  And this is what Elon's going to stop.
[00:01:33]  What?
[00:01:33]  Elon's going to stop these bots and people hacking accounts and make sure you are you on the internet and you are you on the internet yeah, instead of you always pretending to be bad baby.
[00:01:42]  Yeah, stop it al, stop your.
[00:01:52]  So she's perked up for that one.
[00:01:54]  Yo come on Miles, stop it.
[00:01:57]  Stop talking about that.
[00:01:59]  Stop it, Miles.
[00:02:00]  You better cut it out, you.
[00:02:02]  You cut it out too.
[00:02:03]  I'm looking like Optimist Prime today.
[00:02:10]  I was complimenting that's just his body.
[00:02:12]  He has a good body.
[00:02:13]  He's good like the drugs.
[00:02:14]  Why today?
[00:02:15]  Why not every day?
[00:02:16]  It's the same body.
[00:02:16]  Well, because he's wearing an outfit that shows it off a little bit more.
[00:02:19]  Why can't he be complimented?
[00:02:20]  Okay, all right, all right Fishboy, still call me Fishboy.
[00:02:27]  What?
[00:02:28]  Oh yeah yeah, you didn't think I was talking about the Holy Savior.
[00:02:34]  Yeah, come on dude what, that's what?
[00:02:36]  Fishboy is famous uh, sex worker uh, and adult actress said, free speech also means committing to not banning.
[00:02:44]  Hey, shut up bitch, ain't.
[00:02:51]  Nobody care what you guys say.
[00:02:53]  She said you gotta not ban sex workers on the on the platform.
[00:02:56]  Your move, Elon.
[00:02:56]  That's what she said.
[00:02:57]  Okay, they got banned.
[00:02:59]  She on Twitter, it's wild dick sucks going on on Twitter like nah, that's probably they should ban some of it.
[00:03:07]  I don't know exactly what, but it's kind of wild.
[00:03:09]  They should ban her.
[00:03:11]  Why her?
[00:03:11]  Because Talking all that shit.
[00:03:13]  You're a sex worker.
[00:03:15]  Yeah.
[00:03:16]  Go to work.
[00:03:18]  What's all this tweeting you doing, right?
[00:03:20]  Stimulus.
[00:03:21]  She might have been on stimulus or maybe disability.
[00:03:23]  What do you think she's on disability?
[00:03:25]  Wait, why do you think she has sex with like a triple baby dick?
[00:03:32]  The triple B's, maybe, you know, big ball, bro.
[00:03:34]  They put the trident in there?
[00:03:35]  Yeah, maybe.
[00:03:36]  Yo, that's crazy.
[00:03:38]  Ariel's dad was just holding a triple baby dick that whole movie we didn't even know.
[00:03:42]  That's probably true.
[00:03:43]  Okay.
[00:03:44]  Okay, this is the last one.
[00:03:45]  Bezos.
[00:03:46]  Okay, apropos of something.
[00:03:48]  Tesla's second biggest market in 2021 was China.
[00:03:51]  Chinese battery makers are suppliers to Tesla's electric vehicles.
[00:03:54]  Do you think China is going to have more leverage over the platform?
[00:03:56]  Bezos says, interesting question.
[00:03:58]  Did the Chinese government just gain a bit of leverage over the town square?
[00:04:01]  Haters, fan.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, come on, yo.
[00:04:03]  Haters, man.
[00:04:04]  Come on, yo.
[00:04:05]  Haters, fan.
[00:04:05]  Come on.
[00:04:06]  That's hate right there.
[00:04:07]  Big time.
[00:04:09]  How much he have to pay his wife in the divorce?
[00:04:12]  Like $120 million or something?
[00:04:14]  $120, $130, something like that.
[00:04:15]  Or billion?
[00:04:16]  Yeah.
[00:04:17]  $100.
[00:04:17]  Yeah.
[00:04:18]  Sucker?
[00:04:21]  I just said.
[00:04:22]  That is some sucker.

=== Chinese Leverage Over Town Square (08:01) ===

[00:04:24]  I think he's jealous, bro.
[00:04:25]  Because he had to pay whatever, $40 billion to his wife so he could have free speech again.
[00:04:30]  And Elon only had to put $44 off a loan.
[00:04:35]  He didn't even pay nothing.
[00:04:36]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:37]  Right?
[00:04:37]  So, this is some hating-ass shit.
[00:04:39]  Also, where do all the products from Amazon, where are they made at?
[00:04:43]  Not in the USA.
[00:04:44]  Oh, shit.
[00:04:45]  You selling just as much Chinese shit.
[00:04:46]  Oh, that's a good ass point.
[00:04:48]  That's a good point.
[00:04:49]  That's a good point.
[00:04:49]  I would argue more shit than Amazon sells is made in China.
[00:04:53]  Definitely more.
[00:04:54]  Are you leveraged, Bezos?
[00:04:56]  To that question, do you think Twitter is now, or do you think China's in control of the town square?
[00:05:02]  I think Alan controlled his buff ass, bro.
[00:05:04]  You a cheap.
[00:05:06]  I don't know, bro.
[00:05:08]  Why does it bother you?
[00:05:09]  He's thirsty for Al.
[00:05:10]  Why can't he just be thirsty?
[00:05:12]  He's looking little next to Al.
[00:05:15]  Alice.
[00:05:16]  Al look out crazy.
[00:05:18]  Almost so small.
[00:05:19]  Alice looking small.
[00:05:23]  That's better, son.
[00:05:23]  That's a little bit better.
[00:05:24]  That's small Alice.
[00:05:26]  Al look like Suk Knight, bro.
[00:05:29]  No, he looks better than Suck Knight, bro.
[00:05:32]  But no, I wore my Tupac.
[00:05:37]  I'm just saying, bro.
[00:05:38]  Al looking brolic.
[00:05:39]  Whatever this happens.
[00:05:40]  What dude do you want to look like?
[00:05:41]  Yeah, who do you want to look like?
[00:05:43]  Michael B?
[00:05:44]  Nah, what's the dude?
[00:05:44]  Michael B. Danny Brown?
[00:05:48]  What are you talking about?
[00:05:49]  Yeah, I don't know if you look like Michael B. You look like Michael B. Pippen.
[00:05:56]  Nah, it's Siga.
[00:05:58]  Jason Derula.
[00:05:58]  Jason Darling.
[00:05:59]  Jason Darulu.
[00:06:00]  Honestly, I think you got Jason Darul off of muscle.
[00:06:03]  Nah, that's just because you're a hater.
[00:06:04]  That's just because you're a hater.
[00:06:05]  No, I'm a hater.
[00:06:06]  Because he didn't laugh at your joke.
[00:06:09]  Fuck you, Jason Darul.
[00:06:12]  How are you going to disrespect me on the MTV too?
[00:06:14]  It wasn't even a joke.
[00:06:15]  Who said you saying his name, bro?
[00:06:16]  Yeah, well, it felt like the right thing to say.
[00:06:18]  That was fine.
[00:06:19]  It was fire.
[00:06:20]  What did he say again?
[00:06:21]  He goes, okay, that was awkward.
[00:06:24]  Right?
[00:06:25]  Maybe it was.
[00:06:26]  He rolled with everything.
[00:06:28]  He really did roll with everything.
[00:06:29]  He was racist.
[00:06:30]  He picked on you.
[00:06:30]  Yeah, he was racist.
[00:06:31]  He really picked on me.
[00:06:32]  Go back to eating Court in the Cobb.
[00:06:34]  I actually think we might have that footage if you want to reference it.
[00:06:37]  Oh, come on.
[00:06:37]  Now, I think that's it.
[00:06:40]  I just wanted to look at you and say, Jason Darula.
[00:06:45]  That was really weird.
[00:06:47]  You felt amazing.
[00:06:50]  He said.
[00:06:53]  I didn't realize how weird I was, bro.
[00:06:56]  I got hot.
[00:06:57]  I got hot right now, son.
[00:06:59]  You owe me an apology, bro.
[00:07:00]  He cooked you, son.
[00:07:02]  Why he cooked me, bro?
[00:07:03]  I don't know, but the time and everything was eating real.
[00:07:05]  You gotta laugh, though.
[00:07:06]  It sounded like you gotta laugh from people.
[00:07:08]  Yeah, I gotta laugh.
[00:07:08]  Yeah, yeah, you just gotta laugh.
[00:07:10]  It's called improv, guys.
[00:07:12]  And then he got a bigger one.
[00:07:13]  He did get a bigger one, bro.
[00:07:14]  That shit was mad awkward, bro.
[00:07:16]  He just left me up there, son of a bitch.
[00:07:18]  This poor girl next to me was freezing every time that her teleprompter came on.
[00:07:23]  So I had to read her lines.
[00:07:26]  The execs were basically like, yo, if she fucks up, just take over and read the shit.
[00:07:29]  Jesus.
[00:07:30]  Yeah, this dumb girl.
[00:07:33]  So I'm carrying that dead weight.
[00:07:36]  Right?
[00:07:36]  And then Jason Darulo wants to shit all over my brilliant ploy, which was to say Jason Derulo to him.
[00:07:45]  Like, that's genius, bro.
[00:07:47]  When I was building up that creative, when I sat in the creative meeting to think of an idea, I didn't say shit.
[00:07:56]  No, I would have said it the same way.
[00:07:58]  You got to get it off at least one time when you meet.
[00:08:00]  What I shouldn't have done is said it to him.
[00:08:02]  Maybe not on air.
[00:08:03]  No, you should.
[00:08:04]  I don't think you should have set it up without, I just really want to sing this to you.
[00:08:06]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:08:07]  If you just did it, if I was like, hey, guys, I'm Andrew Schultz.
[00:08:10]  It's this girl who can't read.
[00:08:12]  And Jason Darulo.
[00:08:14]  Yeah.
[00:08:14]  Oh, in and out.
[00:08:16]  That's genius.
[00:08:20]  Basically, I was right there.
[00:08:22]  Hey, Edison didn't get the light bulb the first time.
[00:08:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:08:25]  What was he doing, though?
[00:08:26]  It's not WD1, it's WD40.
[00:08:28]  Oh, there's actually something you didn't know.
[00:08:31]  Wait.
[00:08:32]  They didn't ever have a WD-1.
[00:08:34]  What did they start with?
[00:08:35]  40 was the address of the factory that they made it at.
[00:08:39]  That's not true.
[00:08:40]  I know.
[00:08:40]  That shit sounded lit, though.
[00:08:42]  That sounded fire, bro.
[00:08:43]  That was pretty cool.
[00:08:44]  A bunch of losers putting up their L's, bro.
[00:08:46]  They had 39 L's.
[00:08:47]  Why would you advertise your L's?
[00:08:49]  Yeah, that's a decent point.
[00:08:50]  Right?
[00:08:50]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:08:51]  Who's WD even?
[00:08:53]  Yeah.
[00:08:53]  William David?
[00:08:54]  No, it stands for water displacement.
[00:08:56]  God damn it, Miles.
[00:08:57]  Come on.
[00:08:57]  Damn it.
[00:08:58]  Actually, me lie.
[00:08:59]  Miles' shoulders grew when he said that shit out there.
[00:09:02]  That was crazy, said Miles.
[00:09:04]  Yo, nobody's stopping you, bro.
[00:09:06]  Nobody can stop you.
[00:09:07]  William.
[00:09:08]  Wait, what does it stand for?
[00:09:09]  Water displacement.
[00:09:10]  Water displacement.
[00:09:11]  40?
[00:09:11]  40.
[00:09:12]  God damn.
[00:09:13]  Yeah.
[00:09:15]  You ever have a WD colonic?
[00:09:18]  What?
[00:09:18]  Every night, bro.
[00:09:20]  Ow, dude.
[00:09:23]  Every night, bro.
[00:09:24]  Okay.
[00:09:25]  So, can we discuss this?
[00:09:26]  Yo, what do you think about fake little Dirk popping out with 6ix9ine?
[00:09:30]  Doing a whole video.
[00:09:31]  First off, this dude, if you haven't seen him, he's just famous for looking like little Dirk.
[00:09:34]  Yes.
[00:09:34]  Perkio.
[00:09:35]  Kind of amazing.
[00:09:37]  It's insane.
[00:09:38]  And he's got an accent.
[00:09:39]  He's like Jamaican or something like that, right?
[00:09:41]  Oh, maybe.
[00:09:41]  I don't know.
[00:09:43]  But this poor kid, they run up on him and there's, you know, disputing.
[00:09:48]  I mean, it looks as if 6ix9ine got help from Steve Will Dewitt from the Nelk Boys to get him involved.
[00:09:57]  And I don't know if Steve Will Dewitt was aware of what 6ix9ine was playing to do, but it kind of looked like they used Steve Will Dewitt's clout to get him involved in this thing.
[00:10:08]  And then they run up on him.
[00:10:10]  They throw the RIP or they throw the King Vaughan jacket on him.
[00:10:14]  He doesn't really know that King Vaughn's on the back, but they just kind of throw it on.
[00:10:17]  They're on like some bully shit.
[00:10:19]  And I kind of feel bad for this kid.
[00:10:20]  Like he's trying to make some money on social media off of this look-alike thing.
[00:10:24]  And then he gets taken advantage by one of Dirk's ops.
[00:10:27]  Now you got to be on IG Live.
[00:10:29]  Like, yo, I didn't know it was going to be like this.
[00:10:30]  Yada, yada, yada.
[00:10:32]  It's tricky, man.
[00:10:33]  Steve Will Dewitt said, if you can produce one text message or one message of me telling you to come through, then I'll give you a million dollars.
[00:10:40]  Now he could be like, it could be a clever workaround or whatever.
[00:10:42]  Yeah.
[00:10:43]  But he's saying, I didn't, I didn't have anything to do with this.
[00:10:45]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[00:10:46]  I think it was 6ix9ine's people kind of organizing with him and then using Steve Will Dewitt as like a bargaining chip.
[00:10:53]  Hey, don't you want to create some content?
[00:10:55]  Because Steve will do it was like, yeah, I thought I was here to create some content with this guy.
[00:10:58]  Yeah.
[00:10:59]  Yeah.
[00:10:59]  That makes sense.
[00:11:00]  So as crazy as it is that you can be famous for looking like somebody, let the guy get his bread.
[00:11:08]  I mean, if you want to bully another famous dude, you want to bully little Dirk, fine.
[00:11:11]  But this guy, just a kid trying to make some money.
[00:11:14]  Yeah.
[00:11:14]  That's the thing, though.
[00:11:15]  Anyone that got like scoffs at this is like, there have been Michael Jackson impersonators for years.
[00:11:19]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:19]  Like, they sell out.
[00:11:20]  They'll do Vegas residencies just for looking like Michael.
[00:11:23]  You also got to kind of do Michael.
[00:11:24]  And all of us impersonators got to do, they got to put on a fucking costume.
[00:11:28]  They got to do the whole hip shake.
[00:11:29]  He's doing Dirk.
[00:11:30]  He's got his hair and the twist.
[00:11:31]  He's like, he's going for it.
[00:11:32]  I guess he's going for it.
[00:11:34]  Spit, though.
[00:11:35]  We got to see.
[00:11:37]  An MJ impersonator could at least moonwalk.
[00:11:40]  Yeah, you got to moonwalk.
[00:11:41]  Yeah, you got to be able to dance, bro.
[00:11:42]  If you can moonwalk, you deserve to make a living.
[00:11:45]  Just in general?
[00:11:46]  Yes, 100%.
[00:11:47]  I think Moonwalk is one of these.
[00:11:49]  If you can moonwalk, you should make $80,000 a year.
[00:11:52]  That's just a fact.
[00:11:53]  You could learn how to moonwalk in like an hour.
[00:11:55]  No, you can't.
[00:11:56]  Moonwalk right now.
[00:11:57]  I could.
[00:11:58]  I don't think you can.
[00:11:59]  I'm telling you, you cannot moonwalk.
[00:12:01]  I literally could.
[00:12:01]  If you can moonwalk by next week this time, I'll give you $1,000.
[00:12:04]  I can moonwalk.
[00:12:05]  Well, moonwalk well.
[00:12:06]  Okay, now you see this guy.
[00:12:08]  All these caveats.
[00:12:10]  Moonwalk well means moonwalk.
[00:12:12]  Thank you.
[00:12:12]  You can't have some choppy ass.
[00:12:14]  Yeah.
[00:12:14]  You know when a motherfucker has a whack moonwalk as well.
[00:12:16]  I'm a moonwalk on his hands.
[00:12:18]  That's how strong that motherfucker is.
[00:12:20]  Yo, you could do a handstand moonwalk 100% guaranteed.
[00:12:25]  I don't know.

=== Moonwalk Salary Debate (03:27) ===

[00:12:26]  This motherfucker is strong, son.
[00:12:28]  Just a strong guy today, dude.
[00:12:30]  I haven't seen Al look this strong in a minute.
[00:12:32]  Damn, bro.
[00:12:34]  Something's up, bro.
[00:12:35]  Son.
[00:12:35]  Steroys.
[00:12:36]  Are you on it?
[00:12:37]  He's on the gear.
[00:12:38]  No, are you on the gear for real?
[00:12:39]  Always.
[00:12:40]  Gear.
[00:12:40]  What's the other stuff?
[00:12:41]  H-G-H?
[00:12:42]  He was on the gear way back in the day.
[00:12:44]  Remember when Al had that fine-ass Facebook picture?
[00:12:46]  That don't count, though.
[00:12:47]  I still think about that.
[00:12:48]  That don't count because I didn't know.
[00:12:49]  I still think about that.
[00:12:51]  You want to bet you a tarantula card.
[00:12:52]  You do metrics.
[00:12:53]  How do you think about it?
[00:12:54]  Hey, I'll bust a web on that chest.
[00:12:56]  Just like a tarantula.
[00:12:59]  No, but that didn't count because those were pills from GNT.
[00:13:03]  Remember when Jordan was like, those are like, those will fucking kill you.
[00:13:06]  And Al was like, what?
[00:13:07]  Yeah, I know.
[00:13:09]  Oh, shit.
[00:13:09]  I'm alive.
[00:13:12]  When are you going to start working out again, Arkash?
[00:13:15]  Probably never, bro.
[00:13:17]  You had a good run, though.
[00:13:18]  You had a good run.
[00:13:19]  I'm married, bro.
[00:13:20]  It's over.
[00:13:20]  You done or what?
[00:13:22]  I'm married.
[00:13:22]  I'm a married man.
[00:13:23]  I'm a married man.
[00:13:25]  When you're going to start working out again, I'm a married man.
[00:13:28]  I can't be tending these hoes out here.
[00:13:30]  Yeah, for what?
[00:13:31]  I love my wife.
[00:13:32]  I'm faithfully fat.
[00:13:33]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:13:34]  It would be disrespectful if you got super in shape.
[00:13:37]  I really think it would be.
[00:13:38]  Yeah.
[00:13:38]  You know, for better and for worse, sickness and health.
[00:13:41]  Worse and sickness.
[00:13:42]  These are both coming.
[00:13:42]  This shit is hard to stay in shape when you get old, bro.
[00:13:44]  I ain't going to lie.
[00:13:46]  I got to cut everything out, the fucking diet, workout all the goddamn time until nothing happened.
[00:13:52]  Nothing.
[00:13:52]  Yeah.
[00:13:53]  Steroids, dog.
[00:13:55]  I'm kind of with it.
[00:13:56]  You're looking good, bro.
[00:13:57]  I'm all right, but I had to like shut it down.
[00:14:01]  Like, no bread, nothing, no, nothing fun.
[00:14:04]  Son, you've been saying that for years.
[00:14:06]  Son, I'm a liar.
[00:14:09]  Come on.
[00:14:10]  Yo, I can't lie.
[00:14:12]  Yo, lying is lit, bro.
[00:14:13]  Lying is the bust.
[00:14:14]  I love lying.
[00:14:15]  What's your favorite type of lie?
[00:14:16]  Favorite type of lie?
[00:14:17]  White root?
[00:14:18]  Yeah.
[00:14:19]  Yeah.
[00:14:20]  I like boldface.
[00:14:21]  Oh, what's boldface?
[00:14:22]  This is a bold face lie.
[00:14:23]  You just look at someone and you lie to them, but your face is super bold about it.
[00:14:26]  What's the craziest lie you've ever told?
[00:14:28]  In my whole life?
[00:14:29]  What's the craziest lie?
[00:14:32]  Oh, damn.
[00:14:33]  I was in good ones, bro.
[00:14:34]  I was in good ones.
[00:14:35]  I'm trying to think.
[00:14:37]  Oh, fuck.
[00:14:38]  Craziest lie.
[00:14:39]  I've definitely, as a kid, peed in the bed and blamed it on my dog.
[00:14:42]  100%.
[00:14:43]  Yeah, I have been like, because we did have a dog that would pee in the bed, and I was a latent bedwater.
[00:14:47]  I went to bed probably until I was like 19, 18.
[00:14:50]  No, I probably went to bed till I was like, I probably went to bed till I was like.
[00:14:53]  God, that was like seven.
[00:14:55]  That wasn't a bold face lie right there.
[00:14:57]  That was lying through my teeth.
[00:14:58]  That was lying to your teeth.
[00:14:59]  Not gonna lie to your teeth.
[00:15:00]  That's a different type of lie.
[00:15:01]  But no, I probably did that.
[00:15:03]  And blamed it on the dog?
[00:15:04]  Yeah.
[00:15:04]  And mom and dad believed it?
[00:15:06]  No.
[00:15:07]  They knew you peed.
[00:15:08]  Yeah, this is the thing.
[00:15:09]  I probably lie to my friends.
[00:15:11]  Because I'd pretend I thought it was the dog just to not make you feel like shit.
[00:15:14]  You're peeing the bed at eight years old.
[00:15:16]  Yeah.
[00:15:17]  No.
[00:15:18]  Yeah, they did pretend.
[00:15:19]  But also, they didn't have a lot of tolerance for pretending.
[00:15:21]  Yo, wait, I ain't that.
[00:15:22]  Oh, I peed it after eight.
[00:15:25]  No, I think you.
[00:15:26]  I dead ass peed it after eight, guaranteed.
[00:15:28]  Well, not drunk.
[00:15:29]  That doesn't count.
[00:15:30]  No, I peed it at like probably 11.
[00:15:33]  I would say that out loud, probably.
[00:15:35]  Oh, no, it might have been eight.
[00:15:37]  It might have been eight.
[00:15:38]  Yeah, now it's coming back, right?
[00:15:39]  No, I'm trying to do the math because I remember my I had a bunk bed.
[00:15:43]  My brother was in a lower bunk.
[00:15:50]  Now you are killing your brother.
[00:15:52]  You do that.

=== Peed On The Sofa Confession (14:57) ===

[00:15:53]  I hit him with the sponge bomb.
[00:15:55]  I just soaked up the mattress and then the drip drip.
[00:15:58]  No, I had to pee back, bro.
[00:16:02]  And I was so cozy and warm.
[00:16:03]  I didn't want to get down from the fucking bunk bed, dude.
[00:16:06]  But getting out of a bunk bed is a bitch.
[00:16:07]  Yeah.
[00:16:08]  So I let her rip.
[00:16:09]  Wait until it got cold.
[00:16:10]  Yeah.
[00:16:10]  Chinese prison torture on Greg's head.
[00:16:14]  All night.
[00:16:15]  Going crazy.
[00:16:16]  Bro, I made him blonde.
[00:16:20]  Motherfucker came out jet black, John Wick, and I made that kid blonde, bro.
[00:16:24]  I was out here, man.
[00:16:25]  Damn, respect.
[00:16:26]  Mad from the peace.
[00:16:27]  Say what?
[00:16:28]  Peon him Reeves.
[00:16:29]  Dude, how'd you do that?
[00:16:31]  That was a really good pun you did right there, dude.
[00:16:34]  Thank you.
[00:16:34]  Thank you.
[00:16:35]  That was really good.
[00:16:36]  Peanut.
[00:16:37]  Wait, what?
[00:16:37]  Peony Reeves.
[00:16:38]  Oh, Peon M. Not Peony.
[00:16:41]  Peony Reeves would have been better.
[00:16:43]  That's what you said.
[00:16:44]  He gave you credit.
[00:16:46]  Send me that shit back, bro.
[00:16:48]  I'm right there.
[00:16:48]  Motherfucker's saying North Korean cities or something.
[00:16:53]  That wasn't that great either, guys.
[00:16:56]  Fuck.
[00:16:57]  We had a good run.
[00:16:58]  We did have a good run.
[00:16:59]  Can we get it back?
[00:17:00]  Who knows?
[00:17:01]  It's really going to be up to Mark throwing out a great topic right now.
[00:17:04]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because some of y'all get high.
[00:17:07]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:17:08]  And some of y'all get high and you fuck your lungs up.
[00:17:10]  You fuck your throat up.
[00:17:11]  Real talk.
[00:17:12]  And I'm not talking about fucking throw it up like Johnny Depp was saying to Amber Heard.
[00:17:15]  I'm talking about a different situation.
[00:17:17]  Though Amber could probably swallow this whole thing if we're going to keep it a buck with you.
[00:17:22]  Her esophagus is the freeze pipe.
[00:17:27]  Amber's esophagus is the freeze pipe.
[00:17:31]  But if you want to smoke weed, you can't smoke it out of Amber's esophagus.
[00:17:35]  You got to smoke it out of this right here.
[00:17:37]  Or if you're going to smoke anything, to be honest, see, it's got these glycerin chambers right there.
[00:17:41]  You keep that extra cold, and it's going to be the best smoking experience you've ever had.
[00:17:45]  Dead ass.
[00:17:46]  Dead serious.
[00:17:46]  Also, you can see mad planets.
[00:17:48]  Here's the thing.
[00:17:51]  Here's the thing.
[00:17:52]  Here's the thing, bro.
[00:17:53]  You didn't know that this is also a magnifying glass.
[00:17:56]  What's that?
[00:17:57]  Kaleidoscope.
[00:17:58]  Kaleidoscope.
[00:17:58]  Not kaleidoscope, dumbass.
[00:18:00]  Telescope, fucking retards.
[00:18:03]  Listen, here's the deal.
[00:18:05]  You want to see planets?
[00:18:07]  Yo, give me that little part right there, the butt plug.
[00:18:10]  You want to see planets?
[00:18:11]  You want to stick things in your butt?
[00:18:13]  You want to.
[00:18:14]  Come on, Uranus.
[00:18:15]  Listen, If you want to get high and not have your throat hurt, you could go to work the next day.
[00:18:22]  Nobody even know.
[00:18:23]  Or you get high at work, take this with you.
[00:18:25]  Nobody's going to even notice it.
[00:18:27]  Boom.
[00:18:27]  Take that out right there.
[00:18:29]  Suck on that.
[00:18:30]  Put that back in.
[00:18:32]  Smoke comes into your lungs super cold because these glycerin chambers keep it super cold.
[00:18:36]  And you know what?
[00:18:37]  We're going to give it to you at a discount.
[00:18:39]  Best weed smoking experience you've ever had in your life.
[00:18:42]  Best.
[00:18:43]  Okay.
[00:18:43]  The best.
[00:18:45]  15% off.
[00:18:46]  That's what I could do.
[00:18:47]  That's the best I could do.
[00:18:48]  Where do they go?
[00:18:49]  They go to thefreezepipe.com.
[00:18:50]  Right now, they use the code Flagrant.
[00:18:52]  They're going to get 15% off your first order.
[00:18:54]  That's the best I could do, bro.
[00:18:57]  That's the best I could do, bro.
[00:18:58]  10% off?
[00:18:59]  Listen, I can't go 10%.
[00:19:02]  I got to do 15% off.
[00:19:04]  I can't go 10%.
[00:19:05]  I got to do 15.
[00:19:06]  I gotta do 15.
[00:19:08]  8% off.
[00:19:08]  Oh, let me think about it, bro.
[00:19:10]  8%?
[00:19:11]  I can't go down to 8, dog.
[00:19:13]  I can't.
[00:19:14]  I gotta keep it at 15, bro.
[00:19:15]  Dang.
[00:19:16]  Yeah, we gotta give them 15%.
[00:19:17]  They deserve 15% off.
[00:19:19]  Real talk.
[00:19:19]  Have your mom sit on it.
[00:19:21]  What?
[00:19:24]  Not your mom, stupid.
[00:19:26]  Who's mom?
[00:19:27]  I don't know.
[00:19:28]  All I'm just saying is you could use this for so many different things.
[00:19:31]  Keep this shit extra cold.
[00:19:33]  You know what I mean?
[00:19:34]  Mark probably stuffing baby dicks in this thing.
[00:19:41]  Hey, listen.
[00:19:44]  If you got a baby with multiple dicks, don't let Mark around that motherfucker.
[00:19:47]  Yeah, I'll take 50% off that shit.
[00:19:54]  Let's get back to the show.
[00:19:56]  Thefreezepipe.com.
[00:19:57]  15% off your order.
[00:19:58]  Let's get back.
[00:19:59]  All right.
[00:19:59]  Animal rights activist Sasha Zemel dressed as an NBA, dressed as NBA ref, arrested while protesting Timberwolves owner Glenn Taylor for animal cruelty.
[00:20:09]  God damn, bro.
[00:20:10]  Did you see the video?
[00:20:11]  Ran out on the court, and then this security tackled her as soon as the second her foot touches the court.
[00:20:17]  That's great.
[00:20:18]  God bless security.
[00:20:19]  Right?
[00:20:20]  Why is he?
[00:20:21]  Why is she protesting him?
[00:20:23]  I don't know.
[00:20:23]  I don't know exactly what his affiliation with protesting who?
[00:20:27]  The owner, apparently, Glenn Taylor from the game.
[00:20:30]  Oh, because it's named after a Timberwolf?
[00:20:33]  Seriously?
[00:20:34]  No, I don't know.
[00:20:35]  Oh, I'm about to say, yeah, yeah, I need some.
[00:20:38]  I'm assuming he's like in the hunting bullshit, but I don't know.
[00:20:40]  Glenn Taylor roasts animals alive.
[00:20:43]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:20:44]  Alive is crazy.
[00:20:46]  Yeah, that's a little wild.
[00:20:48]  Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
[00:20:48]  Unless it's like a lobster or something like that.
[00:20:51]  Oh, this is there was a bunch of chickens that got killed because they were like delicious.
[00:20:58]  Also delicious, but no, diseased.
[00:21:00]  And they were left in a barn and then killed in that barn because they were all diseased and they couldn't let them back out.
[00:21:05]  Did you hear about the chicken that lived for like a year or something with his head chopped off?
[00:21:10]  Oh, yeah, that shit could happen.
[00:21:11]  What?
[00:21:12]  No, it's just his face is cut off.
[00:21:14]  Wait, I thought it was his whole head.
[00:21:15]  No, I think his whole head was chopped off.
[00:21:17]  He's still got a brain in there.
[00:21:19]  They just cut his face off, I think.
[00:21:21]  Go look that up because I'm pretty sure his head was chopped off.
[00:21:24]  I like this.
[00:21:24]  Who's wrong?
[00:21:25]  Yeah.
[00:21:26]  In the meantime, can we play the video?
[00:21:27]  This bitch getting fucking speared.
[00:21:29]  Yeah.
[00:21:30]  She got a little dumper on her.
[00:21:31]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:21:32]  She built like a little chicken.
[00:21:34]  Boom.
[00:21:35]  Okay.
[00:21:37]  That is great.
[00:21:40]  How'd she get them good ass seats?
[00:21:42]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:21:43]  Yo, she's getting dragged off the fucking court.
[00:21:45]  Son, this is a playoff game.
[00:21:47]  Yeah.
[00:21:48]  Yeah.
[00:21:48]  Those seats are not cheap.
[00:21:51]  Yeah.
[00:21:52]  What if she just donated that money to animal rights?
[00:21:55]  What if she bought all them chickens?
[00:21:56]  Buy a bunch of chickens.
[00:21:58]  Yeah, you could do that.
[00:21:59]  Chickens are cheap.
[00:22:00]  Chickens are super cheap.
[00:22:01]  Save a bunch of chickens.
[00:22:03]  Like, you could do so much more for animal rights than doing that right there.
[00:22:07]  That was for you.
[00:22:08]  That was for yourself.
[00:22:10]  That wasn't about nobody but you.
[00:22:12]  You wanted attention.
[00:22:13]  That's the armpit hair shit we were talking about.
[00:22:15]  All these girls with the armpit hair.
[00:22:17]  Right, right, right.
[00:22:17]  That's for you.
[00:22:18]  You're doing that for attention.
[00:22:20]  Yeah.
[00:22:20]  It's just attention.
[00:22:21]  I'm fighting back against a patriarchy.
[00:22:23]  No, nasty.
[00:22:25]  They just lazy.
[00:22:26]  Say again?
[00:22:26]  They just lazy.
[00:22:27]  I respect that more.
[00:22:29]  I respect that.
[00:22:30]  The armpit hair is more natural.
[00:22:31]  Keep going on that.
[00:22:32]  You're just a woman.
[00:22:33]  You just let your body naturally be the way that it is.
[00:22:37]  Yeah, what is that?
[00:22:38]  What?
[00:22:38]  Let's say you're living a natural holistic lifestyle, okay?
[00:22:40]  You're not taking birth.
[00:22:41]  You're brushing your teeth.
[00:22:42]  Don't brush your teeth.
[00:22:43]  Be natural.
[00:22:44]  Take a shower.
[00:22:45]  Yo, don't take a shower.
[00:22:46]  Be natural.
[00:22:47]  Bathing's natural.
[00:22:47]  Why is bathing not natural?
[00:22:49]  Bathing's not natural.
[00:22:49]  You don't bathe with soap and water.
[00:22:51]  Your body has natural oil.
[00:22:52]  18 gorillas was doing that?
[00:22:54]  Yeah.
[00:22:54]  No.
[00:22:55]  They lick themselves and they eat bugs off each other.
[00:22:56]  All right, so lick yourself to clean.
[00:22:58]  I bet.
[00:22:59]  Ain't nobody licking you if you're not showering.
[00:23:02]  Don't tell me that.
[00:23:03]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:23:03]  That natural shit.
[00:23:04]  We have to accept the society.
[00:23:06]  We're not natural.
[00:23:07]  We got shit that we do.
[00:23:08]  And women shaving their fucking armpits is one of them.
[00:23:11]  And I don't want to hear no retro-fitted justification.
[00:23:15]  Too bad.
[00:23:16]  Well, why don't you shave your armpits?
[00:23:17]  Say again.
[00:23:18]  Bro, you sit and shave yours.
[00:23:19]  I buzz them down a little bit.
[00:23:21]  Yeah, he does, bro.
[00:23:22]  I buzz them down a little bit.
[00:23:23]  I got really long armpit hair, so I buzz it down a little bit.
[00:23:25]  Who does it for you?
[00:23:26]  You or me?
[00:23:27]  I use my manscape.
[00:23:28]  Your barber doesn't do it?
[00:23:29]  No.
[00:23:30]  I would never make him do that.
[00:23:31]  Didn't Dub do it for you one day?
[00:23:32]  He did do it one time.
[00:23:33]  He did.
[00:23:33]  Wait, why did you trim it?
[00:23:34]  Say again?
[00:23:35]  Why did you trim it?
[00:23:36]  Because it's really long, and when I close my arms like this, it pops out like a pussy.
[00:23:39]  Yeah, I knew it.
[00:23:40]  I never understood that.
[00:23:41]  Second?
[00:23:42]  Why did you need to do that?
[00:23:43]  Because that shit in the mirror is all backwards.
[00:23:45]  You never tried to do something in the mirror.
[00:23:46]  Like when you go one way, it really is the other way.
[00:23:48]  Sunday stayed a shape off, bro.
[00:23:51]  You're not getting a good line in it.
[00:23:52]  Who's going to lose your armpits?
[00:23:54]  You got your edge fucked up.
[00:23:56]  They would look at it like that.
[00:23:57]  You don't know, people.
[00:23:58]  It's the same motion as putting on deodorant.
[00:24:00]  Yo, one day y'all will figure out why I don't.
[00:24:02]  One day y'all figure out the screw needed this to be me.
[00:24:05]  What are you talking about?
[00:24:06]  When I heard that stir, I'm like, I'm just looking at Dev.
[00:24:08]  I'm like, I don't get it.
[00:24:10]  When I close my arms like this, I got pussy hair coming out of my armpits.
[00:24:13]  What's his armpit?
[00:24:14]  Yeah, but why don't you do it yourself?
[00:24:16]  I do now.
[00:24:18]  Oh, Dev had to teach you.
[00:24:19]  He taught me.
[00:24:20]  Dev take your armpit hair virginity, though.
[00:24:22]  Yes, he did.
[00:24:23]  Wow.
[00:24:24]  He violated you, bro.
[00:24:25]  That's not violation.
[00:24:25]  That's violation.
[00:24:27]  I trim my hair up.
[00:24:28]  I trim my pubes up now, too.
[00:24:29]  I trim my armpit hair.
[00:24:30]  I trim up.
[00:24:31]  So, ladies, y'all got to trim the fuck up.
[00:24:32]  It is what it is.
[00:24:33]  But you just now started trimming your pubes.
[00:24:36]  I mean, kind of.
[00:24:37]  I'm trying to get these sweet cocksucks up, dog.
[00:24:40]  Anything I could do, bro, is anything that I could do.
[00:24:44]  Give a good bust.
[00:24:45]  Shower and everything.
[00:24:46]  I'm out here.
[00:24:47]  I make sure no toilet papers are down there.
[00:24:50]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:24:51]  Sometimes some toilet papers linger down by the balls.
[00:24:54]  Yeah.
[00:24:54]  Let's get that gooch lick.
[00:24:56]  Yeah, that gooch.
[00:24:57]  Hey, bro.
[00:24:58]  Hey, bro.
[00:24:59]  Hey, it never happened again.
[00:25:02]  That days is good.
[00:25:05]  Paint that jersey up from the rafters.
[00:25:08]  The gooch slick days is over.
[00:25:11]  You know what I mean?
[00:25:13]  What's that?
[00:25:13]  What's that?
[00:25:14]  Right, not rage against the machine, Florence.
[00:25:16]  And the machine.
[00:25:18]  Yeah.
[00:25:18]  He just lost me there, bro.
[00:25:19]  He didn't lost me there.
[00:25:21]  Yeah, the Gucci days are over.
[00:25:25]  Yeah.
[00:25:25]  Yeah.
[00:25:26]  That's the fire as well.
[00:25:27]  Hell yeah.
[00:25:28]  You haven't heard her remix about the Gucci stick lit babe.
[00:25:31]  Yo, my girl got so pissed with me because today I sat down perfectly on the couch on a Reese's cup from last night.
[00:25:38]  Oh no.
[00:25:39]  Let's just left it out on the couch and it sat perfectly buttholed directly over it.
[00:25:43]  No.
[00:25:44]  It sat for like two hours and I get swamped.
[00:25:47]  And it just melted into the couch.
[00:25:49]  It melted everywhere.
[00:25:50]  It melted onto you.
[00:25:51]  I mean, I'm done an unbelievable amount of mess.
[00:25:53]  I swear to God, this is true.
[00:25:54]  This happened an hour ago.
[00:25:55]  So I stand up after just like.
[00:25:57]  I would be relieved it was Reese's because it would look like you shit your ass.
[00:26:00]  It looked like I shit my ass.
[00:26:03]  I think he's shit.
[00:26:04]  You try to clean Reese.
[00:26:06]  And you blamed me on the dog, but you don't have one.
[00:26:08]  You asked me that question.
[00:26:09]  You asked me the question.
[00:26:10]  What's the craziest lie you ever told?
[00:26:11]  I'm doing it right now.
[00:26:13]  That's happening in real time to me.
[00:26:15]  So I sit down perfectly asshole over the Reese's cup.
[00:26:18]  I sit there for like three hours.
[00:26:20]  I'm so capped.
[00:26:21]  I know, I know.
[00:26:22]  I know.
[00:26:23]  Shut the fucking shit.
[00:26:24]  I don't think it's shit.
[00:26:25]  I would never do that.
[00:26:26]  Don't do that.
[00:26:27]  That's too short.
[00:26:27]  No, don't.
[00:26:28]  Who don't see a big black Reese's sitting on the floor?
[00:26:31]  It was them wrapping.
[00:26:32]  It was orange wrapping.
[00:26:33]  Okay.
[00:26:33]  It was all.
[00:26:33]  It's even brighter.
[00:26:34]  No, no, it was all.
[00:26:35]  You weren't wearing underwear?
[00:26:36]  I was.
[00:26:36]  This is the thing.
[00:26:37]  If I wasn't wearing underwear, I never would have noticed.
[00:26:39]  I think it would have gone straight up and it would have just been gone forever.
[00:26:43]  I think it would have just been.
[00:26:44]  That would have been a little Hershey's case.
[00:26:46]  How fat is your ass, bro?
[00:26:47]  That's a crazy part.
[00:26:48]  So my girl's already kind of annoyed because I'm like, I'm doing work in the morning.
[00:26:53]  He's trying to cap like a reef.
[00:26:56]  There was a thermos on the couch.
[00:26:58]  I sat in it without knowing.
[00:27:00]  Completely devoured the thermos.
[00:27:01]  Who put this deal on my hands?
[00:27:02]  What's happening?
[00:27:04]  Who beat in my pants?
[00:27:06]  What's deeper?
[00:27:07]  His ass on Amber Hurts' throat.
[00:27:08]  So I sit down.
[00:27:09]  You got up.
[00:27:10]  The whole couch came with me.
[00:27:11]  So what?
[00:27:12]  I'm sitting down.
[00:27:13]  I'm sitting there.
[00:27:14]  I'm not really paying attention.
[00:27:15]  I'm doing work.
[00:27:15]  So she's already like, oh, I thought we were going to have breakfast.
[00:27:17]  I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
[00:27:17]  I'm busy.
[00:27:18]  I'm already eating.
[00:27:19]  And I just stand up and she's like, and then she looks.
[00:27:23]  She's like, did you shit yourself?
[00:27:24]  And I turn around.
[00:27:25]  I was like, oh my, because the craziest thing in my mind is that sometimes I will wear underwear for a day or maybe even 48 hours.
[00:27:32]  And so, like, it'll just be a little dirty.
[00:27:35]  And then, because I'll go to the gym and I'll forget, and I won't necessarily change.
[00:27:38]  So if she asked me the question, I can't, I can't always say no, you know?
[00:27:43]  So she asked, and I go, I don't think so.
[00:27:46]  Which is honest, which is an honest answer.
[00:27:48]  And I turn around, find the whole Reese's cup.
[00:27:51]  I look at my ass, and I was like, oh no.
[00:27:52]  She was like, oh, that's so funny.
[00:27:54]  She thought it was hilarious.
[00:27:55]  And then she looks at the couch and the couch is destroyed.
[00:27:58]  No.
[00:28:00]  Like the restoration hardware?
[00:28:01]  Restoration hardware couch.
[00:28:02]  We had to fucking cut up to get up the thing.
[00:28:04]  It's all leather.
[00:28:05]  And it's just oil all over the couch, like seeping through in the perfect shape of my asshole.
[00:28:11]  No.
[00:28:12]  It's like a Rorschach test.
[00:28:13]  It's like a perfect imprint.
[00:28:14]  It's like a fossil from like the Trezo.
[00:28:17]  But you looked at the Rorschach, she saw divorce.
[00:28:19]  Exactly.
[00:28:20]  Can we see a picture of this?
[00:28:21]  I know you took a picture.
[00:28:22]  No, I'm going to ask her to send a picture.
[00:28:24]  Tell her to send a picture right now.
[00:28:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:25]  Did you shower afterwards?
[00:28:27]  No.
[00:28:27]  This is the craziest part.
[00:28:28]  Is I stood up.
[00:28:29]  That's like the craziest part.
[00:28:30]  I was like, damn, this is so annoying.
[00:28:31]  Pulled my fucking underwear off.
[00:28:34]  Reese's all my asshole, bro.
[00:28:36]  It went through.
[00:28:37]  It zeeped all the way through.
[00:28:39]  You had something on the inside.
[00:28:41]  I was sitting for two hours.
[00:28:43]  That's the Irish and the Chinese.
[00:28:45]  Meeting in the middle of the country with the railroad.
[00:28:47]  Irish and Chinese.
[00:28:48]  You and the Reese met with your dudo and the Reese's.
[00:28:52]  They met.
[00:28:52]  They combined forces.
[00:28:53]  That's what I was trying to say.
[00:28:55]  Yes.
[00:28:55]  Oh, yeah.
[00:28:56]  No.
[00:28:57]  So, yeah, that's how I started my morning.
[00:28:59]  That shit was shit.
[00:29:00]  No.
[00:29:01]  Reese's cup.
[00:29:02]  We have them before bed.
[00:29:04]  Nah, bro.
[00:29:04]  No.
[00:29:05]  That whole foods would get Reese's cups.
[00:29:08]  I am mad at you, though.
[00:29:10]  It's a good thing.
[00:29:11]  If you're going to try to explain how I shit on this sofa.
[00:29:14]  No, I did.
[00:29:15]  It was really, truly Reese's.
[00:29:18]  Yo, this guy's crazy, son.
[00:29:20]  Also, I love Reese's, so I'm not mad at it.
[00:29:23]  What?
[00:29:24]  I don't even know what to say.
[00:29:26]  Why would you lie on them like that?
[00:29:27]  Well, I like Reese's.
[00:29:29]  Yeah, why do you say it's Reese's?
[00:29:30]  Don't ask Al.
[00:29:31]  Al says most words wrong.
[00:29:32]  You literally said mirror before.
[00:29:33]  You said mirror to start the podcast.
[00:29:35]  Wow.
[00:29:36]  I was like, what's a mirror?
[00:29:37]  And you're like, yeah, like when you look in a mirror.
[00:29:39]  You look in a mirror.
[00:29:40]  No, mirror.
[00:29:42]  That's not how.
[00:29:43]  I said mirror.
[00:29:44]  No, you say that.
[00:29:45]  Retard it.
[00:29:46]  Reese's to beat it.
[00:29:47]  Reese's your mind.
[00:29:48]  Reese is your mind.
[00:29:50]  You can't get shit out.
[00:29:51]  Never say most words wrong.
[00:29:53]  He's trying to say it as right as he can.
[00:29:55]  Say it.
[00:29:55]  Say it on the mirror.
[00:29:57]  Mirror.
[00:29:58]  Mirror.
[00:29:58]  There's an A and then an R and another A. How about that?
[00:30:03]  Mirror that.
[00:30:09]  Okay.
[00:30:09]  Can you please find us a fucking topic?
[00:30:12]  That was a great topic.
[00:30:14]  That was a great topic.
[00:30:15]  Can you find one more topic?
[00:30:17]  I was just trying to get my Gucci licked, okay?
[00:30:19]  Oh, that's what we were saying.
[00:30:20]  You never put peanut butter on your Gucci Let the No Gooch licks, bro.
[00:30:24]  Son, y'all got to get your Gucci licks back.
[00:30:27]  I need to get my shit back, bro.
[00:30:29]  I need to throw my legs behind my head.
[00:30:30]  Like, what up, Winnie?
[00:30:32]  What up, though?
[00:30:33]  What if I did that?
[00:30:34]  Do you think that'd be kind of fire?
[00:30:35]  That's good.
[00:30:35]  Put a Reese's cup on there.
[00:30:36]  I'm telling you.
[00:30:38]  Hell yeah.
[00:30:39]  Oh, babe, my legs are locked behind my head.
[00:30:41]  There's only one way to get it all back.
[00:30:44]  You need to unlock it.
[00:30:45]  You need to unlock that key.
[00:30:47]  Well, baby, where's the key?
[00:30:48]  Yo, that's what we should do.

=== Finding A Fresh Topic (15:48) ===

[00:30:50]  Role play.
[00:30:50]  Yeah.
[00:30:50]  Sick ass role play.
[00:30:52]  I'll play a dude who has his legs locked behind his head, and you play a girl that just loves licking goose all day, every day, nine to five, five to nine again.
[00:31:03]  Double duty on the duty.
[00:31:06]  Oh, man.
[00:31:06]  Nah, what's some shit that Harry probably calls the Hulk Crux or whatever the Horrux?
[00:31:10]  Yeah, just say one of them shits is in your ass.
[00:31:14]  Yeah, you added like you didn't know, dude.
[00:31:16]  That was all.
[00:31:16]  I was going to say Sorcerer Stowed at first, but I didn't know if that was it.
[00:31:19]  Yeah, of course.
[00:31:20]  That would work.
[00:31:21]  That was good, too.
[00:31:22]  But the whore crux?
[00:31:23]  Yeah.
[00:31:23]  Oh, yeah, dude.
[00:31:26]  Yeah.
[00:31:28]  The gooch lick, bro.
[00:31:29]  We role playing, man.
[00:31:31]  Sometimes I gotta, sometimes I gotta lick my own fingers and rub my own gooch.
[00:31:35]  I finally found a story.
[00:31:36]  Sounds crazy.
[00:31:37]  What?
[00:31:37]  That's just fire.
[00:31:39]  Nah.
[00:31:40]  It don't hit the same, bro.
[00:31:41]  It don't hit the same.
[00:31:42]  It don't hit the same, yo.
[00:31:44]  You double lick?
[00:31:44]  Because that's like if you lick, wipe, lick again.
[00:31:49]  Oh, no, I don't run it back.
[00:31:50]  I'm crazy.
[00:31:50]  All right, well, that's real stupid, bro.
[00:31:53]  Sits been telling disgusting stories.
[00:31:54]  I gave myself a colonic.
[00:31:56]  Did I ever say that here?
[00:31:58]  What is a colonic, though?
[00:31:59]  I actually don't really know that.
[00:31:59]  It's like an enema, but yeah, just like water just fills up your lower intestines and then it just keeps.
[00:32:05]  You don't know you have bidet, so you do that all the time.
[00:32:07]  But I've trained my asshole to let it go in and it holds it in.
[00:32:13]  What are you talking about?
[00:32:14]  Strain your asshole.
[00:32:16]  Because I've been sitting in the dream works movie.
[00:32:17]  I've been saying that so long.
[00:32:21]  I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
[00:32:23]  Hey, we go.
[00:32:25]  We go.
[00:32:26]  So, how much water can you store up there?
[00:32:28]  I don't know exactly, but it's a lot.
[00:32:30]  You got to do that with one of them African villages, bro.
[00:32:33]  He walked eight miles from the well defended village.
[00:32:38]  That guy got to clean his ass off.
[00:32:40]  Hands down.
[00:32:41]  So you take up all the water, you can hold it up there.
[00:32:43]  Yeah, just for a little bit, and then the pressure builds, and then you flush yourself out.
[00:32:46]  And then does it work like that?
[00:32:47]  Yeah, that's what a colonic is.
[00:32:49]  Yo, can we just acknowledge as straight men as heterosexual men that daughter up your ass feels fire?
[00:32:55]  Yeah.
[00:32:56]  That shit feels super super.
[00:32:57]  But also, I love chicks and straight porn.
[00:32:59]  Yo, we love chicks and straight porn, but also when you're on the hot tub and you just move up near one of them jets on that.
[00:33:09]  Jets!
[00:33:09]  The sound is a bit much.
[00:33:11]  Judge, no, no, the sounds are noisy.
[00:33:12]  That's gay to make the sound.
[00:33:14]  That's super gay to make your ass.
[00:33:17]  You got to think inside the noise.
[00:33:20]  On the inside, when you're in the hot tub, right?
[00:33:23]  And your friend's like, yo, it's not even hot.
[00:33:25]  And you're like, it don't matter.
[00:33:28]  It's going to be.
[00:33:31]  We're getting what we want out here.
[00:33:33]  We're getting what we want.
[00:33:34]  Why does the jet feel crazy good?
[00:33:36]  Yeah, why is that?
[00:33:38]  That's a little too high power right there.
[00:33:40]  You having it in you.
[00:33:43]  You're storing water.
[00:33:44]  So that's what happened in the hot tub.
[00:33:46]  You get none of it.
[00:33:48]  You're a fucking camera.
[00:33:49]  I don't even get nutting in.
[00:33:51]  What are you talking about?
[00:33:52]  I found it, son.
[00:33:55]  I'm talking.
[00:33:56]  I'm breaking your back.
[00:34:00]  Ain't nobody breaking my back.
[00:34:01]  I'm calling it back.
[00:34:03]  That's all you got, Whirlpool?
[00:34:04]  Yeah.
[00:34:05]  Hey, Whirlpool, that's all you got?
[00:34:08]  You're taking jets too hard.
[00:34:11]  You're taking little jets.
[00:34:12]  One time I hit that shit too hard.
[00:34:14]  I flew, son.
[00:34:16]  Let's catch it.
[00:34:17]  No, no, no.
[00:34:17]  I jumped out of the chair because I put it on your head.
[00:34:24]  You was nutting at the bottom.
[00:34:25]  Oh, you're trying to wash Reese's off your ass?
[00:34:26]  Let me guess.
[00:34:27]  Exactly.
[00:34:29]  How convenient.
[00:34:29]  So we all shit.
[00:34:31]  Son, you ever try to come back in the bidet to fight it?
[00:34:39]  Yeah, you thought.
[00:34:40]  You ever hit him with a you thought?
[00:34:44]  You ever try to bust back at the yo, we shooting back today, bidet.
[00:34:50]  You never did that.
[00:34:51]  Yo, what was that sound you just made?
[00:34:54]  I was just nothing.
[00:34:55]  I was coming.
[00:34:57]  I lived.
[00:35:00]  That's how he laughs out.
[00:35:01]  He lost his laugh.
[00:35:03]  Really?
[00:35:03]  Yeah, I got long COVID, bro.
[00:35:04]  Oh, long COVID took it?
[00:35:06]  Yeah.
[00:35:06]  Damn, bro.
[00:35:07]  I only just heard about you had long COVID.
[00:35:09]  I gave you that shit a year and a half ago.
[00:35:11]  No, I got COVID for the third time.
[00:35:13]  Oh, geez.
[00:35:14]  Oh, no.
[00:35:14]  You don't have long COVID.
[00:35:15]  You just got COVID.
[00:35:16]  You got multiple codes.
[00:35:17]  I had that shit like two months ago.
[00:35:18]  Yeah, I was sitting right next to you.
[00:35:20]  I was like, yeah, I think I got that shit.
[00:35:22]  Wait, you had COVID again?
[00:35:23]  So I told you.
[00:35:24]  I walked in here.
[00:35:25]  I was like, yeah, I think I probably got it.
[00:35:26]  Oh, but you didn't have a confirmation of it.
[00:35:28]  No, no, no.
[00:35:29]  But I just felt all the symptoms and shit.
[00:35:31]  So you didn't have it.
[00:35:32]  You didn't get a stay-at-home test or anything?
[00:35:34]  Nah.
[00:35:34]  You ain't got a stay-at-home test.
[00:35:37]  I'm just, you still fucked up.
[00:35:39]  You might as well find out what's going on.
[00:35:41]  If it's bronchitis, you'd be out there.
[00:35:42]  That's long autism, bro.
[00:35:43]  That's what he got.
[00:35:44]  That's what he has, bro.
[00:35:45]  How are you autistic and unvaxxed?
[00:35:47]  That's crazy.
[00:35:48]  That's really the worst of both of us.
[00:35:51]  I'm going to get back to get normal.
[00:35:53]  I was about to say.
[00:35:55]  Just do the trick, bro.
[00:35:57]  That might be the trick.
[00:35:58]  Nah, it's going to take you to the next level.
[00:35:59]  I'm going to get down.
[00:36:00]  Yo, Albert Vax, he'd be mad sensitive.
[00:36:02]  I was about to be Elon Musk up in here.
[00:36:04]  I'm so excited for you.
[00:36:06]  Say again.
[00:36:07]  Also, I'm not that weird, by the way.
[00:36:09]  We're not that weird for thinking that Down syndrome was the lowest part of the spectrum.
[00:36:13]  Mad people think that shit.
[00:36:14]  I hit someone who I can't say who, and they were like, Yeah, I thought that's what it was.
[00:36:19]  Why does that matter if you can't say who it is?
[00:36:21]  Because when I tell you guys off air, you're going to be like, oh, shit.
[00:36:24]  Well, how would you give us a hint?
[00:36:25]  Oh, no, Real talk.
[00:36:31]  You don't know what to say.
[00:36:32]  No, come on.
[00:36:33]  Context clues, you dummy.
[00:36:35]  You dummy?
[00:36:36]  Yeah, come on.
[00:36:37]  Come on, forehead.
[00:36:38]  Don't do that where you squint, bro.
[00:36:40]  Like, that looks too crazy.
[00:36:41]  Spit like that.
[00:36:42]  He does look like a whale.
[00:36:43]  Look at him, bro.
[00:36:44]  That looks wild.
[00:36:45]  Yo, do that again.
[00:36:46]  You look like you could blow O's in the water.
[00:36:52]  Tap in his head and see if he got a breathing hole.
[00:36:58]  The man bun comes flying.
[00:37:00]  That's hilarious.
[00:37:02]  Oh, shit.
[00:37:03]  All right.
[00:37:03]  I got a hypothetical you're not allowed to answer, okay?
[00:37:06]  You have to have sex with two people and their combined age is 30 years old.
[00:37:11]  Yo, son.
[00:37:12]  You're not allowed to answer.
[00:37:14]  You're not allowed to answer.
[00:37:15]  You is wild.
[00:37:16]  You're not allowed to answer this.
[00:37:17]  Yo, this guy's episode baby dicks.
[00:37:19]  Now you like, come on, bro.
[00:37:21]  There's no possible way it can be yes.
[00:37:23]  That's why it's a crazy hypothetical you can't answer.
[00:37:26]  Yes, you can.
[00:37:27]  No, I got it.
[00:37:29]  40?
[00:37:29]  A 30-year-old and a zero-year-old because it's in the fucking belly still.
[00:37:34]  Pregnant.
[00:37:36]  Yo!
[00:37:38]  30-year-old pregnant woman.
[00:37:39]  30-year-old pregnant woman.
[00:37:41]  Yeah.
[00:37:41]  Done.
[00:37:42]  Got him.
[00:37:42]  Ah, life begins at conception.
[00:37:45]  Does it not?
[00:37:46]  There you go.
[00:37:46]  That's a good ass point.
[00:37:47]  There you go.
[00:37:48]  Does it not?
[00:37:49]  Noob.
[00:37:50]  No, a zero.
[00:37:52]  A zero.
[00:37:54]  A zero.
[00:37:54]  That's not an age.
[00:37:55]  I think you got it.
[00:37:56]  That's not an age.
[00:37:57]  It is an age.
[00:37:57]  No, it's not.
[00:37:58]  It's not an age.
[00:37:59]  No, it's not.
[00:38:00]  How old are you when you're born?
[00:38:02]  You're not.
[00:38:02]  You're just a newborn.
[00:38:04]  There you go.
[00:38:05]  You're a newborn.
[00:38:06]  That's your age.
[00:38:08]  I got it.
[00:38:08]  You're just newly born.
[00:38:10]  How old?
[00:38:11]  If you smash your wife to smithereens the night before she pushes out the baby, right?
[00:38:17]  The fuck?
[00:38:17]  What?
[00:38:18]  That's just crazy.
[00:38:19]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:38:21]  The night before she has the baby, if you smash, right?
[00:38:25]  Yeah.
[00:38:26]  Come on, bruh.
[00:38:27]  Come on, bro.
[00:38:27]  What?
[00:38:28]  Come on.
[00:38:28]  Come on, bro.
[00:38:29]  What?
[00:38:30]  That's what.
[00:38:31]  Hold on.
[00:38:32]  That's how Koreans do Asian preachers.
[00:38:33]  What are you talking about?
[00:38:34]  That's a 30-year-old.
[00:38:35]  Yeah.
[00:38:36]  And a zero.
[00:38:37]  Yeah.
[00:38:38]  No.
[00:38:38]  It's a fully formed baby, yo.
[00:38:39]  Nah.
[00:38:40]  It's the night before.
[00:38:41]  Yeah, but you're not having a bad day.
[00:38:42]  You took the baby.
[00:38:43]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:38:44]  That's a good ass.
[00:38:44]  You told the baby, yo, open up.
[00:38:48]  Y'all crazy, bro.
[00:38:50]  The fact that you even answered that, y'all are crazy.
[00:38:52]  No, you're having sex and the baby is there also.
[00:38:55]  You're having sex with a baby.
[00:38:56]  You're disgusting.
[00:38:57]  You're not penetrating a baby.
[00:38:58]  Yo, are you having sex with a pregnant woman?
[00:39:01]  You having sex with a baby, yeah, y'all doing it together.
[00:39:03]  It's a threesome, it low-key, it's a threesome.
[00:39:06]  I think you're having sex with a baby, bro, as well.
[00:39:10]  Yeah, pregnant women are so tight listening to this right now, not getting no dick for nine months.
[00:39:14]  Oh, they wouldn't, yeah, because you'd be having sex with a baby around because now they're babies around.
[00:39:18]  Now, guys aren't gonna want to do it, and now they're gonna be like, oh shit, nine months.
[00:39:23]  Look what you do, unless they name it Mark.
[00:39:28]  Why wouldn't you say 40?
[00:39:30]  Why wouldn't you say 40?
[00:39:32]  Because then it's more fun.
[00:39:33]  Yeah, dumbass.
[00:39:35]  Why do you say 100?
[00:39:37]  Why do you say, okay, pick two people you want to fuck in your head?
[00:39:39]  It could be anyone.
[00:39:40]  Oh, actually, 100's good.
[00:39:42]  Combined age.
[00:39:43]  Yo, combined age is 100.
[00:39:46]  Oh, see how that flipped on you?
[00:39:47]  Do you do 50-50?
[00:39:49]  Well, 40 is just easy.
[00:39:50]  You're going to do two 20-year-olds.
[00:39:51]  Oh, wait, no.
[00:39:52]  You don't get to pick the ages, though.
[00:39:54]  Yeah.
[00:39:54]  So it could be 28-year-old and a kid.
[00:39:56]  Nah, dude.
[00:39:57]  So now it's dangerous.
[00:39:58]  Now, what you're going to do?
[00:39:59]  You don't just automatically say yes.
[00:40:00]  Combine age of 100.
[00:40:01]  Go.
[00:40:02]  What do I smash?
[00:40:04]  Yeah.
[00:40:04]  99.
[00:40:05]  All right.
[00:40:06]  Actually, no.
[00:40:07]  Yo, this guy is filth.
[00:40:10]  This guy's.
[00:40:10]  No, I know.
[00:40:11]  I realize how that could be bad now that I thought about it.
[00:40:14]  How you fuck a zero-year-old?
[00:40:17]  Science is going too far, bro.
[00:40:19]  Science is going too far.
[00:40:21]  Got it.
[00:40:22]  Okay.
[00:40:23]  Abortion with the dude.
[00:40:30]  100 years old.
[00:40:32]  You don't fuck the shit out of you.
[00:40:33]  Fuck the placenta out of her.
[00:40:34]  There you go.
[00:40:35]  100 years old.
[00:40:36]  What's your split?
[00:40:38]  Two 50-year-olds?
[00:40:39]  Nah.
[00:40:40]  30 and 70?
[00:40:42]  I think it's just J-Lo and a difference.
[00:40:47]  What's J-Lo?
[00:40:48]  I don't know.
[00:40:48]  I think she's like 60 or something.
[00:40:50]  No, she's not.
[00:40:50]  This bitch has been around for a year.
[00:40:52]  52.
[00:40:52]  She's 52, so you got to knock down a 48 as well.
[00:40:55]  Yeah, I can find a nice 48.
[00:40:57]  That's true.
[00:40:58]  Like, I think 50-50 is where you go.
[00:41:00]  Like, you find the finest 50-year-old, and then you find the next finest 50-year-old, and then that's easy.
[00:41:05]  Light work.
[00:41:06]  Combined age, 150.
[00:41:10]  Oh, now we're talking.
[00:41:12]  That's crazy.
[00:41:14]  You got to go 75-75.
[00:41:16]  Yo, if Betty White was still alive, I'd do that.
[00:41:18]  You would take down Betty White?
[00:41:19]  Why not?
[00:41:19]  For the story, come on, take down the golden girl, bro.
[00:41:24]  That's the golden girl.
[00:41:25]  Wow, boy.
[00:41:26]  I don't know if I'm having sex with Betty White.
[00:41:28]  You got your next one.
[00:41:30]  Say again?
[00:41:30]  She's almost 100, so your next one's 51.
[00:41:32]  Yeah, but then that's fine.
[00:41:33]  Then you take down JLo.
[00:41:34]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:41:35]  Bang.
[00:41:35]  Betty White, J-Lo.
[00:41:36]  Wow.
[00:41:37]  I fucked.
[00:41:37]  You wouldn't fuck Betty White to fuck J-Lo?
[00:41:39]  Nah.
[00:41:40]  They got to be women.
[00:41:44]  I never specified.
[00:41:45]  They got to be women.
[00:41:46]  I've never specified.
[00:41:46]  Who's the oldest guy you'd fuck?
[00:41:48]  George Cooney been aging pretty well.
[00:41:50]  He's been aging pretty well.
[00:41:53]  Oh, speaking of which, the oldest, the former oldest person in the world passed away like two days ago.
[00:41:57]  I saw that.
[00:41:58]  Yeah.
[00:41:58]  Betty White.
[00:41:59]  119 years old.
[00:42:00]  God.
[00:42:02]  Go down.
[00:42:02]  She looked like a croissant, son.
[00:42:04]  Look at that girl.
[00:42:07]  Yo.
[00:42:08]  Look at this.
[00:42:09]  La colon almond croissant looking ass lady, bro.
[00:42:13]  I'm about to dip her into a latte.
[00:42:15]  Yo, shout out to the dead, bro.
[00:42:17]  Shout out to the dead.
[00:42:18]  Yo, go back to her, though.
[00:42:20]  That is crazy.
[00:42:21]  That looks like the Grand Canyon.
[00:42:23]  Come on, son.
[00:42:24]  Zoom in on her, bro.
[00:42:26]  That's how much he misses bread right there.
[00:42:28]  I really do miss bread everywhere.
[00:42:30]  Come on, bro.
[00:42:31]  Look at her head.
[00:42:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:42:33]  Look at her head, bro.
[00:42:34]  That's the Himalayas.
[00:42:37]  Go.
[00:42:38]  Go crazy.
[00:42:39]  Go crazy closer for 119.
[00:42:41]  I'm going to be honest.
[00:42:42]  I mean, the hand looks all right, but that forehead right there looked like Elon about to land a rocket on that motherfucker, son.
[00:42:49]  Golly.
[00:42:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:42:51]  Yo, shouts out, bro.
[00:42:52]  119 years old.
[00:42:54]  119.
[00:42:54]  Good for her, though.
[00:42:55]  Yeah.
[00:42:56]  I wasn't counting back in the day, bro.
[00:42:59]  You think people was counting how old you were back?
[00:43:01]  I marked dated that bitch.
[00:43:02]  Figured out how old you were.
[00:43:03]  Can you do that?
[00:43:04]  Probably at that age, it got to be something you could do.
[00:43:06]  Really?
[00:43:06]  Cut her in half and just count the rings?
[00:43:09]  Yo, yo, is that insane?
[00:43:13]  Yeah, it's insane.
[00:43:16]  Just chop her in half like a magician, couch the fucking rings.
[00:43:20]  I was thinking of bones, but that was way too bad.
[00:43:23]  Come on, bro.
[00:43:25]  Yeah, you can figure it out.
[00:43:26]  I would love it.
[00:43:27]  What are you going to do with her body?
[00:43:31]  What are they doing with her body?
[00:43:32]  Oh, is she just going to get buried or cremated?
[00:43:35]  I don't know which one exactly.
[00:43:36]  Yo, I don't understand burial.
[00:43:38]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I got to make sure you're eating good.
[00:43:41]  Okay, if you're eating good, you're feeling good.
[00:43:43]  If you're feeling good, you're fucking good.
[00:43:44]  If you're good, then something else is good.
[00:43:50]  Dude, my ad reads are amazing, bro.
[00:43:52]  Procreate.
[00:43:53]  Did you see what I just did right there?
[00:43:55]  I left it up to you.
[00:43:56]  Choose your own adventure.
[00:43:58]  Ho.
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[00:45:33]  Yo, I don't understand burial.
[00:45:36]  Don't get it.
[00:45:37]  What do you mean?
[00:45:37]  He's gonna be buried in the ground.
[00:45:39]  That's it.
[00:45:39]  What are you talking about?
[00:45:41]  They have to get cremated.
[00:45:42]  Cremate the body.
[00:45:43]  Get rid of it.
[00:45:44]  You guys throw it in a river, though.
[00:45:45]  Taking up mad space.
[00:45:47]  Yeah.
[00:45:48]  Return it to the earth.
[00:45:49]  I ain't gonna make that mistake again.
[00:45:50]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:45:51]  Hold on one second.
[00:45:52]  You don't understand burial.
[00:45:54]  Yeah.
[00:45:55]  But you believe in returning things to the earth.
[00:45:57]  I just don't understand burial because of the amount of space it takes up to have the cast.
[00:46:01]  Yo, back in the day, it was mad space, bro.
[00:46:04]  Back in the day, but still.
[00:46:06]  Well, yeah, a lot more people cremate now.
[00:46:09]  Now you should cremate.
[00:46:10]  Back in the day.
[00:46:11]  A lot more people do now.
[00:46:12]  That's the move.
[00:46:12]  But back in the day, there was just mad room everywhere.
[00:46:15]  It was like, all right, we might as well just bury this motherfucker.
[00:46:17]  We think they're going to go to heaven.
[00:46:18]  If there's so much room, why white people always looking for new room?
[00:46:20]  Say again?
[00:46:21]  If there's so much room, why white people always looking for new room?
[00:46:26]  Let me think on that.
[00:46:28]  Let me know when you get there.
[00:46:29]  Got him.
[00:46:30]  More room per person.
[00:46:32]  Yeah, I love personal space.
[00:46:34]  Son, we really do, dude.
[00:46:35]  It's a thing.
[00:46:36]  But it is nice, though.
[00:46:38]  It is.
[00:46:38]  I can't hate it.

=== Burial Space And Cremation Trends (10:30) ===

[00:46:39]  It's nice.
[00:46:39]  Once you get used to it, it's nice.
[00:46:41]  Yeah.
[00:46:42]  But you go to Indy, you don't get that shit ever.
[00:46:45]  Ever.
[00:46:46]  You think that's why you guys cremate?
[00:46:49]  Maybe.
[00:46:49]  No, I don't think population was always crazy.
[00:46:51]  I think it was just.
[00:46:52]  I don't think you started out cremating.
[00:46:54]  Cremating is some barbaric shit, bro.
[00:46:56]  What do you mean?
[00:46:58]  Nah, it's efficient, but like you have your moms right there and you just go, all right, light it on fire.
[00:47:03]  Like it takes time to get there.
[00:47:04]  The initial thing is to preserve it.
[00:47:06]  If you look back to like Egyptian societies, right?
[00:47:08]  They preserve shit.
[00:47:10]  They will take everything to the afterlife.
[00:47:11]  If we really believe in the afterlife, I don't want to be Ash there.
[00:47:14]  I want to be me.
[00:47:15]  Well, we believe in another life.
[00:47:18]  Oh, so your body is worthless because you're going to be in a new vessel.
[00:47:23]  Yeah.
[00:47:23]  And once your soul has left your body, okay.
[00:47:25]  It's done.
[00:47:26]  So that's why you guys do that shit.
[00:47:27]  It's not more efficient.
[00:47:28]  It's just like that thing is useless.
[00:47:29]  We believe in running it back.
[00:47:31]  So any society that believes in running it back is like, yo, bury me like this.
[00:47:34]  Give me the jewelry.
[00:47:35]  Give me everything.
[00:47:36]  Heaven like that.
[00:47:37]  We have like a sequel.
[00:47:38]  They have a completely new game.
[00:47:40]  Exactly.
[00:47:41]  Yeah.
[00:47:42]  That's why it makes sense.
[00:47:43]  So that's why for us, it's barbaric.
[00:47:45]  And for y'all, you look at us like, you idiots.
[00:47:47]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:47:48]  That makes sense.
[00:47:48]  Damn, sorry.
[00:47:49]  We're looking at y'all like, bro, you could run it.
[00:47:51]  You could go to heaven.
[00:47:52]  Why are you burning yourself?
[00:47:53]  I got to try and get a new body, bro.
[00:47:55]  Watch.
[00:47:55]  I can't wait to get a new body.
[00:47:56]  You better kill me tomorrow.
[00:48:00]  I'll take a 5'9 right now.
[00:48:02]  5'9.
[00:48:04]  You give me a 5'9.
[00:48:05]  I'm being greedy.
[00:48:07]  I'm not even asking for much.
[00:48:10]  5'9, average build.
[00:48:12]  Let's go.
[00:48:13]  Yeah.
[00:48:14]  I'm good.
[00:48:15]  I'll take it.
[00:48:15]  The world is yours, bro.
[00:48:17]  Yo.
[00:48:17]  Nobody could stop you at 5'9.
[00:48:18]  I'll be unstoppable.
[00:48:19]  5'8, you can stop me.
[00:48:21]  Son, Vala had like a visceral reaction.
[00:48:23]  He was talking to something.
[00:48:25]  I forget exactly what was about height.
[00:48:26]  And he was like, he was like, he was like, yeah, if I was just like, somebody said something, if I was like six foot, he just goes.
[00:48:36]  He goes, if I was six foot, if I was six foot.
[00:48:43]  Like it was like, he was like, that was the only thing stopping him from being Genghis Clock.
[00:48:48]  You know the way people talk about like billionaires or like, they all come from rich families.
[00:48:52]  Give me $2 million.
[00:48:53]  I'll be Donald Trump.
[00:48:54]  That's how you feel.
[00:48:55]  That's how short people talk about being six feet.
[00:48:57]  They're like, if I'm six feet, the whole world is my oyster.
[00:49:00]  I'll do whatever I want.
[00:49:01]  I'd be in the NBA.
[00:49:02]  Why?
[00:49:02]  So he could learn how to develop skills and that kind of personality.
[00:49:06]  Like Messi's, like the legend.
[00:49:08]  Yeah, you don't ever hear anybody be like, if I was six foot, I'd be boring as fuck.
[00:49:12]  I'd have nothing to do with it.
[00:49:13]  That's all that's the truth.
[00:49:14]  Anyone.
[00:49:14]  If Vala's six, two, I mean, he's not funny.
[00:49:16]  He's not good at editing.
[00:49:17]  Wow.
[00:49:18]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:49:18]  I actually had this thought about you.
[00:49:20]  Not charming, not charismatic.
[00:49:21]  All his best qualities doesn't count him if he's 6'2.
[00:49:24]  That's true because he had to develop those.
[00:49:25]  He just cleaned up.
[00:49:26]  He's out here cleaning up regardless, you know?
[00:49:29]  So what type of fucked up childhood did I have that I have to deal with all these as well as being tall?
[00:49:34]  Damn it.
[00:49:35]  Fuck.
[00:49:35]  You know what I think it is?
[00:49:36]  It's New York.
[00:49:37]  Holy shit.
[00:49:38]  Whiteness meant nothing in New York.
[00:49:40]  Oh my God.
[00:49:41]  Being tall, everybody in New York is tall.
[00:49:43]  A bunch of black people walking around all six foot and taller.
[00:49:45]  Sorry, Al.
[00:49:47]  You almost got there.
[00:49:50]  Yo, that's a great ass fucking point, dude.
[00:49:52]  Yeah, dude.
[00:49:52]  If you grew up in Indiana, you wouldn't be a comedian.
[00:49:56]  Yo.
[00:49:56]  He's selling insurance.
[00:49:58]  I'd just be white.
[00:49:59]  Yeah.
[00:50:00]  That's enough.
[00:50:01]  Yeah.
[00:50:02]  Selling insurance, voting Republican.
[00:50:04]  Yeah.
[00:50:04]  Damn, son.
[00:50:05]  You might be right about that.
[00:50:06]  I'm telling you.
[00:50:07]  Yeah.
[00:50:08]  You got a lot of time to think when you're 5'7.
[00:50:14]  Yo, I have a great opportunity for you.
[00:50:15]  Go.
[00:50:16]  Warren Buffett is auctioning off one last private dinner with him.
[00:50:20]  Okay.
[00:50:20]  The most recent one sold for $4 million.
[00:50:23]  Okay.
[00:50:24]  The money all goes to charity.
[00:50:25]  He's raised $35 million in total at these private one-on-one dinners.
[00:50:30]  I don't want to go one-on-one.
[00:50:31]  But you, as a primary shareholder at Berkshire Hathaway.
[00:50:34]  Yep.
[00:50:35]  I think this could be a good opportunity for you to talk to the menu.
[00:50:38]  But I don't want to do it one-on-one.
[00:50:41]  Why not?
[00:50:42]  Because what if you miss gems and then you just fucked?
[00:50:45]  If there's two, three of you, you guys gather together.
[00:50:48]  Yeah, it's like I don't want 10 people, but exactly like two, three total from completely different walks of life and completely different interests because they're going to ask some questions that I might not even know that I want to know the answer to.
[00:51:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:51:01]  So it's like, yeah, I'd like two or three and ideally not fucking assholes that are going to monopolize.
[00:51:07]  Like I would like to monopolize.
[00:51:10]  So I need some.
[00:51:11]  So I do the most of the monopolizing.
[00:51:13]  Exactly.
[00:51:14]  Some Giga Chads or whatever, some Jeffrey's, just some fucking square ass Jefferies that are there.
[00:51:19]  Yeah, just pull up.
[00:51:20]  And yeah, just pulled up.
[00:51:21]  But that would be kind of cool.
[00:51:23]  Yeah, that'd be kind of fun.
[00:51:24]  I think you would enjoy it.
[00:51:25]  But how much do I got to cough up?
[00:51:27]  Last one for four million.
[00:51:28]  Yeah, four mil.
[00:51:29]  That's the thing.
[00:51:30]  You're going to feel pressure to get $4 million worth of information out of it.
[00:51:34]  I'd pull up a fucking notepad, recorder.
[00:51:37]  Also, what game is he going to kick you for $4 million?
[00:51:39]  Bro, something.
[00:51:40]  Really?
[00:51:40]  $5 million worth of game.
[00:51:42]  What?
[00:51:42]  What is he going to say?
[00:51:43]  Five of them podcasts.
[00:51:45]  Yeah, what is he going to say that isn't in his books and shit?
[00:51:48]  Yeah.
[00:51:49]  That's my number one question.
[00:51:51]  Hey, tell me something that's not in your books and shit.
[00:51:53]  Oh, that's a milk.
[00:51:54]  That's worth a mil.
[00:51:55]  Easy.
[00:51:55]  Easy.
[00:51:56]  Yep.
[00:51:56]  Perfect.
[00:51:57]  Hey, the last guy who bid, what has he done since?
[00:51:59]  That's what I would also like to say.
[00:52:00]  Oh, that's 500k.
[00:52:02]  Get your value, son.
[00:52:03]  Get your value.
[00:52:04]  That's smart.
[00:52:05]  And if he hadn't done shit, I'm good.
[00:52:06]  I pass on this.
[00:52:08]  But if he's making money, let's do it.
[00:52:10]  Also, I'm realizing you might not like this because I think he picks the restaurant.
[00:52:13]  And he's taking you to McDonald's for breakfast.
[00:52:16]  Yeah, don't do that.
[00:52:17]  I'm a humble billionaire shit with me, buddy.
[00:52:19]  If I'm spending $5 million to have dinner with you, then I'm picking the restaurant.
[00:52:23]  Yeah.
[00:52:24]  100%.
[00:52:24]  Vesselka.
[00:52:26]  We're going to Veselka.
[00:52:28]  Why Veselka?
[00:52:29]  It's like a diner.
[00:52:29]  Yeah, because it'd be fire.
[00:52:30]  You've warned Buffett yourself.
[00:52:32]  Yeah.
[00:52:32]  Fuck.
[00:52:33]  Yeah.
[00:52:33]  Listen, do we have one more thing before we rapitu?
[00:52:37]  Yeah, apparently Biden has started his first traditional pardons since Trump.
[00:52:42]  Ooh, who's he pardoning?
[00:52:44]  So he probably got Kodak Black or fucking 21 Savage, whoever Trump.
[00:52:48]  You're going to have to pardon his son, bro.
[00:52:51]  Real talk.
[00:52:52]  Yeah, he commuted the sentence of 75 nonviolent drug offenders.
[00:52:57]  Okay, that's lit.
[00:52:58]  There's a secret service member.
[00:53:00]  Weed, I hope, only.
[00:53:02]  Yo, I'm curious.
[00:53:03]  Yo, you're selling crack and you're getting pardoned.
[00:53:06]  That's a little crazy.
[00:53:08]  You're selling weed.
[00:53:09]  But you're not.
[00:53:10]  Here's the thing.
[00:53:14]  My bad out.
[00:53:15]  Yeah, that was yesterday.
[00:53:16]  Didn't mean to do that to you.
[00:53:17]  But here's my thing, though, with the pardoning with the weed folks.
[00:53:20]  Like, I understand the government is making money off of weed now, so it's kind of foul that there are still people in jail for weed crimes.
[00:53:27]  But they're not in jail for weed crimes.
[00:53:29]  They're in jail for breaking the law.
[00:53:31]  Yo, shut up.
[00:53:32]  I know that sounds corny, but like just talk me out of it.
[00:53:35]  Like, give me the other percentage.
[00:53:37]  That's logic, but just shut up.
[00:53:41]  That actually is the best way to go.
[00:53:43]  That's exactly how I feel.
[00:53:46]  If it's something that we feel probably should have never been illegal and they locked up disproportionately black youth and just like, you know, the whole 13th thing, then the idea is like, all right, well, let's just make it right now.
[00:53:56]  Let's give them an opportunity to make some money because this is an unfair law targeted toward them.
[00:54:01]  So now let's give them an opportunity to get a leg up because we fucked their whole lives with this.
[00:54:05]  It's like, should Rosa Parks have gone to jail?
[00:54:06]  It's like, yeah, but she's sitting in the seat.
[00:54:08]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:08]  Like, why are you sitting in the seat?
[00:54:10]  That's for white people.
[00:54:11]  Yeah.
[00:54:11]  It's like, that's a dumb law.
[00:54:14]  But that law is unconstitutional.
[00:54:17]  Yeah.
[00:54:17]  The law that weed is legal is not unconstitutional.
[00:54:20]  That's a good counterpoint.
[00:54:21]  Some would say.
[00:54:22]  Mark, please.
[00:54:23]  I don't think so.
[00:54:24]  It is unconstitutional.
[00:54:26]  It's unconstitutional if you're looking at all men and women or whatever created equal, et cetera.
[00:54:31]  So they found that those laws that were racist were unconstitutional.
[00:54:36]  So you reverse those laws.
[00:54:39]  Saying that a drug is illegal is not unconstitutional law, and these people are violating that law.
[00:54:44]  It is a law that was probably passed with like lobbyist money and shit because, like, there's no reason weed was illegal and alcohol was legal.
[00:54:50]  Well, alcohol was, so that's the other thing that I want to present.
[00:54:53]  It's like you have these people that probably did time for bootlegging and these families that are looked at as mafia families, et cetera, for bootlegging.
[00:55:01]  Should we rewrite the wrongs that like now that the government is making money off of liquor, then maybe we owe an apology to the fucking Kennedy family or whoever these famous bootlegger families are.
[00:55:12]  They're like, but yeah, I'm giving.
[00:55:15]  I know I don't want to be, maybe I'm being too serious about it, and that's why it's not making sense.
[00:55:20]  But I'm literally just kind of like thinking about it yesterday.
[00:55:22]  I was like, they knew it was illegal and chose to break the law.
[00:55:28]  And they're getting punished for that choice, not because of the product that they sold.
[00:55:32]  It also depends on what they're using it for.
[00:55:34]  Like if it's like medicinal and they're like in the 60s and like, yo, this is the one thing that calms my whatever the fuck.
[00:55:40]  What if they're all a Rastafari?
[00:55:42]  That's part of their religion.
[00:55:43]  It's a religious thing.
[00:55:43]  Yeah.
[00:55:44]  Boom.
[00:55:44]  Every single one.
[00:55:45]  Yeah.
[00:55:46]  They're all Rastafari.
[00:55:47]  What if they want to go?
[00:55:48]  What if they want to go to a concert and not talk to anyone for four hours?
[00:55:50]  Like, ow.
[00:55:51]  Yeah, what if they want to do that?
[00:55:53]  Is that what you did?
[00:55:54]  That's what I did.
[00:55:55]  Yeah.
[00:55:55]  You're going to deprive them of that.
[00:55:56]  That's what I did.
[00:55:57]  I wasn't annoyed at two fucking bozos high off their fucking line.
[00:56:03]  I understood that before.
[00:56:04]  Just doing stupid shit.
[00:56:05]  Just jumping up and down.
[00:56:07]  No, we were not spitting.
[00:56:08]  You guys were spitting.
[00:56:11]  What conference?
[00:56:12]  We're listening to the baby.
[00:56:13]  The baby concert.
[00:56:14]  Yeah.
[00:56:14]  See, the baby brings that out of you.
[00:56:16]  Yeah.
[00:56:18]  I ain't shoot nobody.
[00:56:21]  Yeah.
[00:56:22]  I don't know.
[00:56:22]  I guess it's silly.
[00:56:23]  Another person he commuted was a black secret service agent, the first black secret service agent.
[00:56:28]  Oh, what did he do?
[00:56:29]  He was the first black secret service agent and then went to prison for bribery.
[00:56:33]  He's probably doing that shit for a president.
[00:56:36]  You know, if you're secret service, you're bribing somebody.
[00:56:38]  I got to protect these corrupt ass politicians for a career.
[00:56:42]  I'm sure he's greasing wheels all the time.
[00:56:44]  Yeah, I don't know exactly what it was, but it was, yeah, according to the charge, it was bribery.
[00:56:49]  Yeah, he was charged with trying to sell a government file in exchange for a $50,000 bribe in 1964.
[00:56:54]  God damn it.
[00:56:55]  Nah, nah, keep that money locked.
[00:56:56]  1964.
[00:56:57]  What was it?
[00:56:57]  What was on the top?
[00:56:58]  Keep that motherfucker locked up.
[00:57:00]  He said he was framed and they were able to convict him because he was one of the few black people.
[00:57:05]  He was framed in the White House.
[00:57:07]  I'm with that.
[00:57:08]  Damn, he still did 46 years or whatever.

=== Black Agent Prison Commutation (03:34) ===

[00:57:10]  48 years old.
[00:57:10]  I'm saying it was 1964.
[00:57:11]  He's 86 now.
[00:57:13]  Yeah.
[00:57:13]  He missed some racist ass years, though.
[00:57:15]  It was so much better than that.
[00:57:19]  It was protecting him from all the racism that was out there.
[00:57:22]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:25]  Okay.
[00:57:25]  One last thing, and then we're out of here.
[00:57:28]  All right.
[00:57:29]  One last thing.
[00:57:30]  Sorry, everybody at home.
[00:57:31]  I know you want us to stretch this out, but we have one last thing that we could do.
[00:57:35]  We all shared an embarrassing story.
[00:57:37]  Akash.
[00:57:38]  Akash, share an embarrassing story.
[00:57:41]  I already told y'all when I shit my pants.
[00:57:43]  Come and do the podcast.
[00:57:44]  Did you actually shit?
[00:57:46]  I actually shit.
[00:57:46]  I sharded.
[00:57:48]  You already did that.
[00:57:49]  Yeah, you do.
[00:57:49]  We need another one.
[00:57:50]  Okay.
[00:57:51]  Come on, son.
[00:57:52]  I peed the bed when I was like 13.
[00:57:55]  Okay.
[00:57:56]  Okay, that's pretty good.
[00:57:57]  I was dreaming.
[00:57:58]  Yeah.
[00:57:58]  And I was dreaming that I was using the bathroom.
[00:58:01]  And then I woke up and I was like, I'm not in the bathroom.
[00:58:04]  I'm asleep on my stomach.
[00:58:06]  What's crazier?
[00:58:07]  I've never been drunk.
[00:58:09]  So I just peed the bed sober.
[00:58:11]  13 years old.
[00:58:12]  No reason.
[00:58:14]  That was pretty good.
[00:58:15]  That was okay.
[00:58:18]  Okay, I'm going to save your story.
[00:58:20]  I had a wet dream that was fire three days ago.
[00:58:24]  Wow.
[00:58:25]  That's saving my story.
[00:58:26]  You're right.
[00:58:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:58:27]  Grown man.
[00:58:29]  38 years old busting off in the nighttime.
[00:58:32]  38 years old.
[00:58:33]  And this is how fire was.
[00:58:34]  First of all, I was, I don't know what.
[00:58:37]  Yeah, it was super wet.
[00:58:38]  And it was with a girl that had no face.
[00:58:43]  And it was a faceless girl.
[00:58:46]  It was a faceless girl.
[00:58:48]  I've had that.
[00:58:48]  It was a faceless girl.
[00:58:49]  That's the greatest thing about it.
[00:58:50]  Like, literally, no face at all.
[00:58:52]  I've had that.
[00:58:52]  And I was about to prematurely ejaculate.
[00:58:55]  I was about to prematurely ejaculate.
[00:58:56]  I all over her nothing.
[00:58:57]  All over her face at all.
[00:58:59]  Scream mask.
[00:59:00]  Total screen mask.
[00:59:01]  And then I went, yo, yo, quick, give me a head.
[00:59:04]  And it was like the second.
[00:59:06]  She hasn't got a mouth, dude.
[00:59:08]  The second.
[00:59:08]  I know that's what he made correct.
[00:59:11]  So I was like, quick.
[00:59:14]  See what I told you.
[00:59:15]  I'd save it.
[00:59:16]  I told you I'd save it.
[00:59:18]  And I was like, quick, quick, give me a head.
[00:59:19]  Went and it's like barely even touched the lips that weren't even there.
[00:59:24]  Bus boss bones.
[00:59:26]  Bus boss bows.
[00:59:29]  Yo, yeah.
[00:59:30]  Yeah.
[00:59:31]  And then how'd you flip it when you woke up?
[00:59:33]  Woke up.
[00:59:34]  Woke up.
[00:59:34]  And your girl's like crazy.
[00:59:35]  And your girl's like, oh, what's happening?
[00:59:37]  Nah, I was in Vegas.
[00:59:40]  I was in Vegas after the poker tournament shit.
[00:59:46]  Also, that's the firest way to nut when I'm not with my girl.
[00:59:49]  Yeah, because then it feels like you got something done.
[00:59:51]  That's fire.
[00:59:52]  She got me happy too.
[00:59:53]  Oh, you miss me so much.
[00:59:54]  You just bust her off.
[00:59:56]  Yeah.
[00:59:57]  Yo, you need heads so bad, dude.
[00:59:59]  Real talk.
[01:00:00]  Yeah.
[01:00:01]  I think, gang, we might just have to come through for our voice.
[01:00:03]  Real fucking tough.
[01:00:04]  We might just have to come through our shit.
[01:00:06]  I think y'all might, dude.
[01:00:07]  Yo, is there a fleshlight for your gooch?
[01:00:10]  We might have to come through for our boys.
[01:00:12]  Is there a fleshlight for the gooch?
[01:00:14]  I need that, yo.
[01:00:15]  Yo, one of them flex silos, but with a little tickler on the bottom?
[01:00:18]  That's it.
[01:00:18]  Like that?
[01:00:19]  Hell yeah.
[01:00:22]  I just put it together.
[01:00:23]  Say again.
[01:00:24]  The Reese is on his ass, and he got a cat with that rough tongue shit.
[01:00:30]  I see what you're doing.
[01:00:32]  You sat on your cat.
[01:00:34]  Is that what you did?
[01:00:35]  Look, my cat.
[01:00:36]  He sat on your fucking shit.
[01:00:37]  My cat sat on the couch and I sat on it.
[01:00:39]  That's what I was doing.
[01:00:39]  You got your gooch licked by your fucking cat's sharp tongue.
[01:00:42]  You like a sharp tongue on your ass.

=== Cat Toy Peanut Butter Trick (01:09) ===

[01:00:44]  Why?
[01:00:45]  No, I don't.
[01:00:45]  No, you're the type of guy like a shark tongue on his ass.
[01:00:48]  My cat doesn't even like peanut butter.
[01:00:49]  Nah, your cat loves peanut butter.
[01:00:50]  No, my cat doesn't like peanut butter.
[01:00:51]  I worship peanut butter, bro.
[01:00:53]  Come on, dog.
[01:00:54]  What?
[01:00:54]  That's not stereotype.
[01:00:55]  They like milk.
[01:00:56]  You put a little peanut butter right here, a little milk right here, and then you just slowly lead your cat to your ass.
[01:01:01]  Yo, my dog be trying to suck my dick all the time, and I say no.
[01:01:06]  For real.
[01:01:07]  I'm like, get off me, yo.
[01:01:08]  Yo, is that shit ever come to us having me before?
[01:01:10]  Where like a dog would just come up and sniff my dick super hard?
[01:01:12]  And then I get insecure because I'm like, what are you sniffing so much?
[01:01:14]  No, because your dick looks like dog food.
[01:01:16]  Do you got a force peanut butter in there like a dog toy?
[01:01:24]  It's like a con.
[01:01:26]  Kong toy.
[01:01:28]  Don't toy.
[01:01:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:31]  Guys, this has been an episode of Flagrant 2.
[01:01:33]  All right.
[01:01:34]  You're welcome.
[01:01:36]  What is it?
[01:01:36]  Irreversible.
[01:01:37]  What is it called?
[01:01:38]  Unforgivable.
[01:01:39]  Unforgivable.
[01:01:39]  Put it in reverse, Terry.
[01:01:42]  Put it in reverse, Terry.
[01:01:44]  There's little explosives all around you.
[01:01:46]  Put it in reverse, Terry.
[01:01:48]  You're already crippled.
[01:01:49]  You're about to be missing.
[01:01:52]  Turn off the episode, Mile.