Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - I Helped Elon Musk Buy Twitter Aired: 2022-04-27 Duration: 01:02:09 === Elon's Twitter Power Play (14:53) === [00:00:00] Elon, you're welcome. [00:00:03] Stop. [00:00:03] I'm gonna need my thank you, bro. [00:00:04] What did you do to help Elon Musk? [00:00:06] I got him Twitter. [00:00:07] Why? [00:00:07] Because the Saudis was trying to not cough it up. [00:00:10] Okay. [00:00:10] So we put them on blast, made fun of that goofy motherfucker who was putting a blockade on my man Elon. [00:00:16] He got scared because he didn't want no more smoke. [00:00:18] Elon is the goat, which is clearly why the Saudis are trying to fuck him. [00:00:22] So we were about to go fuck some shit up, and he knew what the fuck time it is. [00:00:25] Saudis mad pussy. [00:00:26] And then they got scared and then they sold Twitter for 38% profit. [00:00:31] But like, that's us. [00:00:32] So you also helped the Saudis in. [00:00:34] Say what? [00:00:34] You also helped everyone that. [00:00:35] Oh, no, they're not getting that. [00:00:36] Wow. [00:00:37] Oh, you thought they're getting it? [00:00:38] You offered over. [00:00:38] Inflation up 30%. [00:00:41] You thought you made money. [00:00:42] You thought. [00:00:43] We're going to devalue our own dollars so you make nothing. [00:00:45] Hell yeah. [00:00:45] Because that's America. [00:00:46] Elon Musk got Twitter. [00:00:48] Obviously, we did the lion's share of the heavy lifting when you think about it. [00:00:52] Absolutely. [00:00:53] He posted a couple memes, but that's about it. [00:00:56] He paid $43 bill for black Twitter and just one bill for the rest of it. [00:00:59] Yeah, that's maybe. [00:01:00] Yo. [00:01:01] You already know what's happening. [00:01:02] Yo. [00:01:03] That's probably true. [00:01:04] He bought blacks again. [00:01:06] Okay. [00:01:07] That's a great point that you're making. [00:01:08] That's his people. [00:01:09] Say again? [00:01:09] That's his people. [00:01:10] He can. [00:01:10] Yeah, that's his people. [00:01:12] He can. [00:01:13] That's African on African. [00:01:15] We still got to stop it, but he's like Manta Musa, dude. [00:01:18] When you really think about it, Elon Musk is the second coming of Mantamusa. [00:01:23] If you relocate the letters, rearrange it. [00:01:25] It's Manta Musa. [00:01:26] You're already Elon Musk, Manta Musa. [00:01:29] Yeah, for real, dude. [00:01:30] There's Address. [00:01:31] I'm not okay at Manta Musa. [00:01:32] You probably don't know that. [00:01:33] Yeah, mad shit in there. [00:01:34] Are you pissed that your bid got outbid? [00:01:37] No. [00:01:37] Because you remember, how much did you bid to buy Twitter? [00:01:40] $100. [00:01:40] Oh, shit. [00:01:41] Okay. [00:01:42] Yeah, I put $100 on it. [00:01:43] A damn. [00:01:43] Yeah. [00:01:44] You paid more for the Cybertruck, I think. [00:01:46] No, paid the equal. [00:01:47] Oh, really? [00:01:48] Yeah, I put my Cybertruck on the line. [00:01:49] Oh, God. [00:01:50] I basically put my Cybertruck on the line to let him know how fucking serious I was. [00:01:54] Okay. [00:01:54] And that's what we did. [00:01:55] We got it, little cherub. [00:01:56] I thought you were going to say you paid $40 billion for Twitter. [00:01:58] No, I didn't pay no billion. [00:01:59] I'm going to let that pale robot do that shit. [00:02:02] Do you know what I mean? [00:02:02] He's going to get Twitter super lit again. [00:02:04] Yeah, yeah. [00:02:05] Oh, my God. [00:02:05] Yo, make Twitter. [00:02:06] He's great again, dude. [00:02:07] Yo, make Twitter great again. [00:02:08] Let Trump try to act like he's not going to be back. [00:02:11] If you don't shut the fuck up, get your ass back on Twitter hips. [00:02:16] Hey, yo, hips. [00:02:17] Get them shaking ass hips back on Twitter and start entertaining us, motherfucker. [00:02:21] Dance. [00:02:22] Maybe he likes his new life better. [00:02:23] Say again. [00:02:24] Maybe he likes golfing and hanging out with his kid. [00:02:26] How is that different? [00:02:27] Than Twitter? [00:02:28] Than his old life. [00:02:29] No, I'm saying he's got this new life where he's not on Twitter all the time. [00:02:32] Trump was golfing and hanging out with his kids while he was president. [00:02:35] He hired all his kids and he was just golfing. [00:02:36] And then he was Twitter and all the other times. [00:02:38] Maybe he found something else to fill his free time that he's enjoying better. [00:02:41] Like what? [00:02:41] I don't know. [00:02:42] Poker. [00:02:43] Poker. [00:02:44] I don't know. [00:02:44] He's using his second-rate Twitter bullshit that nobody's on. [00:02:47] Yeah. [00:02:47] Yeah, truth. [00:02:47] They just shut that down. [00:02:48] Steve Jobs shut that down from the grave. [00:02:51] Jesus Undertaker. [00:02:52] Yo, real dog. [00:02:53] Game over, dude. [00:02:55] He said, no, no, no, off all the platforms. [00:02:57] Now, do you think they take Twitter? [00:02:58] Whoever haven't run shit is Apple and Tim Cook. [00:03:01] Do you think they take that away from? [00:03:04] Do you think they take Twitter off of the App Store if it's straight freedom of speech, everybody wilding? [00:03:12] If it's crazy, man. [00:03:13] If it's just Trump, nah, I don't think they take it off. [00:03:15] No, no, no. [00:03:15] I'm saying if it gets crazy. [00:03:16] But I don't think Elon wants it to be no moderation, right? [00:03:19] Like, I don't think he's. [00:03:20] He said something like: if the 20% most conservative and 20% most liberal are all upset about the rules, that's good. [00:03:26] That's good policy. [00:03:27] Like, good policy should upset both extremes. [00:03:30] Where'd you hear him say this? [00:03:33] Even reading up on this? [00:03:35] Have you reading? [00:03:35] Oh, yeah. [00:03:36] I'm a big reader. [00:03:37] Ask me about facts. [00:03:38] Okay. [00:03:40] So wait, he really said that. [00:03:41] He's like, yo, there's going to be rules in this shit. [00:03:42] I heard he did. [00:03:46] One 14-hour car ride with a dog and all of a sudden he reads every headline possible. [00:03:50] That's what you do. [00:03:51] Research. [00:03:51] Market research. [00:03:53] I thought he wants true free speech. [00:03:55] No, I don't think he wants true free speech. [00:03:57] He says that shit. [00:03:58] Not America don't want that. [00:03:59] Yeah, the truest free speech, like the Klan just saying whatever the fuck he wants to say. [00:04:03] He don't want to deal with that. [00:04:04] Got you. [00:04:04] Now, before we move on about this, can we just go to one, our resident tech expert? [00:04:11] Yes. [00:04:11] And see their opinion on it. [00:04:12] If you could bring up that one tweet that Akash was talking about earlier. [00:04:15] Yeah, I'll pull it up. [00:04:16] We have to look at our resident tech expert because he knows everything about who should own a tech company. [00:04:23] It is Sean King. [00:04:24] I can't pull it up myself because I'm blocked. [00:04:26] But Sean King says, at its root, Elon Musk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about the left versus the right. [00:04:33] It's about white power. [00:04:35] The man was raised in apartheid by a white nationalist. [00:04:39] He's upset that Twitter won't allow white nationalists to target and harass people. [00:04:45] That's his definition of free speech. [00:04:47] Hey, talk that shit, King. [00:04:49] I have to say that. [00:04:50] Talk that shit, okay? [00:04:52] You know what I mean? [00:04:53] Wait, is he supporting it or against it? [00:04:54] He's against Elon Musk buying. [00:04:56] Oh, fuck. [00:04:56] I interpreted that wrong. [00:04:58] I thought he was like, yo, white power. [00:05:01] Yeah, you're right. [00:05:02] Oh, shit. [00:05:04] I thought Sean King came back to the boys. [00:05:06] Never mind then. [00:05:07] Yeah. [00:05:08] I thought Sean King was embracing his whiteness. [00:05:11] That's where. [00:05:12] Can we read that again? [00:05:13] My bad. [00:05:13] I read that totally wrong. [00:05:14] I think all the white power motherfuckers are going to read that and think that he's finally acknowledging who he is. [00:05:19] Yeah, he's back like Arnold. [00:05:20] Let me see. [00:05:21] At its root, Elon Musk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about the left, it's about white power. [00:05:25] If you're a white power guy, you're going to be super stoked. [00:05:27] Oh, okay. [00:05:28] The man was raised in apartheid by his legacy. [00:05:31] Generations. [00:05:32] None of this new shit. [00:05:33] Y'all QAnon dorks are just jumping on board. [00:05:36] Neo what? [00:05:37] Neo? [00:05:38] You Neo with it? [00:05:39] No, no, no. [00:05:40] This oh my. [00:05:42] OG, okay? [00:05:43] He's upset that Twitter won't allow white nationalists to target/slash harass people. [00:05:47] That's his definition of free free speech. [00:05:50] Okay. [00:05:52] Who is he trying to impress right here? [00:05:54] This is not pro-black. [00:05:56] He's bigging up Elon. [00:05:57] That's the way I take it. [00:05:58] Go. [00:05:59] I'm just saying he's bigging him up. [00:06:00] It seems like he's a white nationalist right here. [00:06:02] Do you think he asked Elon? [00:06:03] He's like, hey, Elon, what is your definition of freedom of speech? [00:06:06] I mean, of course, Mark. [00:06:07] And then Elon was like, well, it's when white nationalists target and harass people. [00:06:11] Yeah. [00:06:12] And then he was like, oh, well, are you saying that Sean King would tweet something without researching to know if it's true or not? [00:06:18] You're saying he would just throw something out there on Twitter. [00:06:20] I don't think he would just throw it out without knowing it's true or not. [00:06:22] Are you sure? [00:06:23] I think he would put something out that he knows will get people fired up. [00:06:26] Oh, so you're saying he's just doing this to be salacious, like pretending to be a black man, even though he's a Caucasian white Caucasian. [00:06:34] He's a cracker. [00:06:35] Even though this fucking cracker, even though this fucking bleach cracker, you're looking at him too much. [00:06:40] If you listen to him, you'll know he's a black man. [00:06:42] All right. [00:06:42] You got to listen to him. [00:06:44] How do you know he's black by listening? [00:06:45] That voice is real sultry. [00:06:46] He looks like he's filming the guy that punched Mike Tyson. [00:06:48] You know what I mean? [00:06:49] He got a real deep old voice. [00:06:50] He's like Southern. [00:06:51] Do you think? [00:06:52] Yeah, yeah. [00:06:52] But as far as tweets go, this is some white power shit, dude. [00:06:56] I think Sean King is a low-key white supremacist. [00:07:00] That's why he divides the group so much. [00:07:02] He's an op. [00:07:04] Who does it benefit the most? [00:07:05] Everything he tweets gets white supremacists bricked up. [00:07:10] Think about it. [00:07:12] Think about it. [00:07:13] Oh, white people are killing black people. [00:07:15] You don't think that white supremacists are getting super fucking bricked off of that? [00:07:19] Oh, that's a good point. [00:07:20] Everything he talks about is a white person that is a nationalist dream. [00:07:25] Yes or no? [00:07:26] I mean, maybe. [00:07:28] Tell me one thing that's not. [00:07:29] But wouldn't also a black activist be like, oh, this is good that we're putting light on this, you know? [00:07:34] It depends what type of light. [00:07:35] Yeah. [00:07:36] Do you know what I mean? [00:07:37] If he's tweeting everything like, yeah, yeah, like not exposing it, but like, yo, bragging about it. [00:07:42] But also, how would you know what he tweets? [00:07:44] I used to know. [00:07:45] And then a motherfucker blocked me because I'm not white enough for him. [00:07:49] Yeah, he only got crackers following him. [00:07:51] Little does he know you where Carling is now, so you can fit back in. [00:07:56] Real talk. [00:07:56] Let me get back in, bro. [00:07:58] I like some 41. [00:08:00] I like all the bands you like. [00:08:01] Cracker ass cracker. [00:08:03] Yo, tell that cracker ass cracker to let me back in, dude. [00:08:06] This shit is pissing me off. [00:08:07] He's hating, dude. [00:08:08] He's a hating-ass cracker ass mayonnaise cracker. [00:08:11] See what I mean? [00:08:12] Fucking celery stick-ass cracker ass mayonnaise ass cracker. [00:08:16] Avocado toast ass cracker. [00:08:17] Avocado toast ass cracker ass cracker trying to talk shit to me, hanging out with his cracker ass buddies. [00:08:23] Whoa, whoa, whoa. [00:08:24] What? [00:08:24] Geez. [00:08:24] That's just a lot of profanity right there. [00:08:27] Why is that profanity? [00:08:28] What's profanity, ass? [00:08:29] I mean, just all those white slurs you just said. [00:08:33] Oh, so I'm not white now. [00:08:35] I'm a fucking sellout. [00:08:37] Why can't I be a new white that multiple races? [00:08:40] Neo-white. [00:08:41] I'm neo-white, bro. [00:08:43] He's neo-nationalist. [00:08:45] Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:08:46] You know what I'm saying? [00:08:46] He's trying to bring back all this fucking racism that we've been trying to squash. [00:08:50] Yeah, yeah. [00:08:50] Piece of shit. [00:08:51] Uh-huh. [00:08:52] You fucking milk toast cracker. [00:08:56] Yo, for real, dude. [00:08:58] This is this motherfucker's a cracker, dude. [00:09:00] Saltine cracker. [00:09:02] He really is one big fucking little skinny, skinny bird chest cracker. [00:09:06] All right, anyway, so 45 billion. [00:09:09] 45 billion, he on motherfuckers. [00:09:11] 45. [00:09:11] 44, right? [00:09:12] It's going up by the minute, bro. [00:09:13] Goddamn, 44 million. [00:09:15] Yeah. [00:09:16] Some of that money giving us our acre and a mule. [00:09:20] Do you know what I mean? [00:09:22] How many mules you could buy with that shit? [00:09:27] If he's white, I'm black. [00:09:28] I don't want to be like that. [00:09:30] If that white nationalist piece of shit, cracker, hunky, mayonnaise, Chevrolet, driving ass, do you know what I mean? [00:09:37] Backgammon playing ass. [00:09:39] NASCAR watching ass. [00:09:41] NASCAR watching ass. [00:09:43] Go like this after you shoot a gun. [00:09:47] Cracker wants to be fucking white all the goddamn time. [00:09:51] I'm black then. [00:09:52] Okay. [00:09:52] Because I don't support that cracker ass cracker. [00:09:54] Okay. [00:09:55] Fucking honky. [00:09:56] Tiva sandal wearing foot loose dances. [00:09:59] 44 billion. [00:10:00] Cracker ass, goofy ass laugh and shit comes out your nose. [00:10:10] Yo, what? [00:10:11] What, Al? [00:10:12] Come on, dude. [00:10:14] Also, you got to stay. [00:10:14] White ass motherfucker, not even surprised by magic ass. [00:10:19] You know what I'm saying? [00:10:19] Yo, why don't we do a real test to see if he's black or not? [00:10:22] Dude, Sean King reacted to the magic. [00:10:24] Oh, you probably snuck it in that other hand already. [00:10:28] Do you know what I mean? [00:10:29] That's what it is. [00:10:30] You had in your hand when you've got the quarter behind my ear. [00:10:32] I know that. [00:10:33] I don't believe in magic. [00:10:34] Fucking fake fuck. [00:10:38] Okay, what's John King when he eats spicy food? [00:10:40] Go. [00:10:41] Hall. [00:10:41] This is so spicy. [00:10:45] Why is he Japanese? [00:10:46] That's Emperor King, dude. [00:10:47] I mean, Sean Emperor. [00:10:53] 43 billion. [00:10:54] He buy Twitter. [00:10:55] Can we just talk about something for real? [00:10:57] $43 billion, dude? [00:10:59] Yeah. [00:10:59] $43 billion. [00:11:01] Think about that. [00:11:01] What would you do if you had $43 billion? [00:11:03] Buy Twitter. [00:11:05] Do you know what I would do? [00:11:06] Yeah, damn it. [00:11:07] I'd buy you. [00:11:08] You can't buy me. [00:11:09] Fucking cracker. [00:11:11] I would buy you. [00:11:13] I'd buy you. [00:11:15] You're all right. [00:11:17] What about Al? [00:11:18] He's black, dude. [00:11:19] Come on, bro. [00:11:20] Yeah, you can't buy black people, dude. [00:11:21] That's fucking weird. [00:11:23] I don't do resale. [00:11:28] This shit ain't flight club, son. [00:11:30] I want to buy it retail, bro. [00:11:33] Fresh, fresh out the back. [00:11:36] That's a fresh out the back white right there, dog. [00:11:39] You know what I mean? [00:11:40] Let's look at your history. [00:11:41] Listen, Carfax. [00:11:42] Maybe Gagnon forever. [00:11:44] Yeah. [00:11:45] You know what I'm saying? [00:11:46] That's a long time. [00:11:47] That's true. [00:11:49] And fuck Sean King. [00:11:51] $43 billion. [00:11:52] Say again? [00:11:52] $43 billion. [00:11:53] $43 billion. [00:11:55] What would you do with $43 billion? [00:11:57] I'd buy you. [00:11:58] Shit. [00:11:58] Yeah, you for sale for $43 billion too. [00:12:01] You better believe it. [00:12:02] Son. [00:12:02] What are you going to do with me? [00:12:06] Bruh. [00:12:06] Should have thought that through. [00:12:08] I'll figure it out. [00:12:09] Should have thought it. [00:12:10] Yo, you know what I'm going to do? [00:12:11] I'm going to have you compliment India 10 times a day. [00:12:13] I love India. [00:12:14] There you go. [00:12:14] Keep talking. [00:12:15] Say again? [00:12:16] Keep talking. [00:12:17] I love India. [00:12:17] India is great. [00:12:18] India is absolutely amazing. [00:12:19] There you go. [00:12:20] Produces some amazing people. [00:12:21] Ty, thank you. [00:12:22] Great food. [00:12:23] Thank you. [00:12:24] Great culture. [00:12:24] Thank you. [00:12:25] Love India. [00:12:26] Thank you. [00:12:26] How many is that? [00:12:28] That's not enough for 43 billion. [00:12:30] You said 10 a day. [00:12:30] I would send you to India and just have you be a spokesperson. [00:12:33] I have you join the fucking, you join the fucking BJP be out there. [00:12:37] Why are you treating India like it's a punishment? [00:12:39] I would love to be in India. [00:12:40] India is so much fun. [00:12:41] I just want to hear you complimented all day. [00:12:43] It's awesome. [00:12:43] I just, you shouldn't belittle your homeland, your country. [00:12:47] I know. [00:12:47] I would love to go there. [00:12:48] You're going to send me a free trip to India. [00:12:49] I'll go there in a fucking heartbeat. [00:12:50] I would love it. [00:12:51] You know? [00:12:52] Sit with them ugly, hairy bitches and fucking eat slop out of a fuck that. [00:12:56] You can't do that. [00:12:58] I need my money back. [00:13:01] Can you wrap your head around how many billions 43 billion is? [00:13:05] I don't know. [00:13:05] 43. [00:13:06] I think I actually appreciate it. [00:13:07] It's 43 of them. [00:13:08] But a million seconds. [00:13:10] Do you know this? [00:13:10] Okay, go. [00:13:11] A million seconds. [00:13:12] Oh, boy. [00:13:12] Here goes this shit. [00:13:13] Go, go, go, Keep on going. [00:13:16] Come on. [00:13:17] Come on. [00:13:17] Why are you hating? [00:13:18] There's a lot of millionaires in here talking, bro. [00:13:20] You know what I'm saying? [00:13:21] A lot of broke-ass millionaire. [00:13:22] Go, How many? [00:13:25] One million seconds is 11 days. [00:13:27] A billion seconds is 31 years. [00:13:32] Damn, damn, son. [00:13:35] That's crazy. [00:13:37] I mean, keep going. [00:13:38] My bad. [00:13:39] Yo, I was listening, son. [00:13:40] Why y'all going to go? [00:13:42] How many billions it does? [00:13:44] 43 billion seconds is a day or something. [00:13:46] I don't know. [00:13:47] I'll give you guys interesting math facts, okay? [00:13:49] Dude, it's 31 years, bro. [00:13:51] Yeah. [00:13:51] 1 billion seconds is 31 years. [00:13:53] Wow. [00:13:54] Yeah. [00:13:55] Sorry, I don't know how many sneakers that is, Al. [00:13:58] I'm working on all of them. [00:14:01] I'm on Twitter about to run this shit. [00:14:03] How many seconds is 400 years of slavery from your people, you cracker ass fucking honky? [00:14:10] Do you know what I'm saying? [00:14:10] 400 fucking years. [00:14:12] Yes, go. [00:14:12] Wait, why didn't Elon just give reparations? [00:14:14] Four score and seven years. [00:14:15] No, wait a minute. [00:14:16] That's different. [00:14:17] That is different. [00:14:17] That's Abraham Lincoln. [00:14:18] Why didn't Elon just give reparations to your people? [00:14:20] Say again? [00:14:21] Yeah, Elon has 43 billion. [00:14:23] That's what I'm saying. [00:14:24] Start with reparations. [00:14:26] Don't give us Twitter. [00:14:27] We already got Twitter. [00:14:28] Yeah, Twitter's already happening. [00:14:29] Give us 40 acres and a mule. [00:14:32] That's super. [00:14:33] Actually, I would. [00:14:34] I feel like I'd be able to do it. [00:14:35] I'll sell for 10 acres in a Guatemal. [00:14:38] I will sell for that. [00:14:40] I will sell for that. [00:14:42] Okay? [00:14:42] Deal or no deal. [00:14:43] Open up the box. [00:14:45] Open up the box, Elon. [00:14:47] What's in the box? [00:14:49] What's in the box? [00:14:50] A seven? [00:14:50] Yeah. [00:14:51] No. === Bill Gates Climate Hypocrisy (14:51) === [00:14:53] Also, yo, one of your fans has been getting harassed by Elon Musk. [00:14:56] Who? [00:14:56] Bill Gates. [00:14:57] Yo. [00:14:58] Oh, yo. [00:14:58] First of all, you want to talk about the supples? [00:15:01] Yo, Bill Gates got the supples, bro. [00:15:04] Did you see the picture that he posted? [00:15:06] So Bill Gates came to the show. [00:15:07] Elon was soup jealous because he didn't get an invite to the show, even though you did hate an ass. [00:15:12] You did. [00:15:13] Check Instagram. [00:15:15] You know what I'm saying? [00:15:16] But Elon posts this picture of Bill Gates and then the pregnant man emoji, which is wild. [00:15:21] That's foul. [00:15:22] And he goes, this is how you lose a boner real fast. [00:15:25] That's foul. [00:15:26] That's so. [00:15:27] Why is he taking a shot? [00:15:28] I mean, I get why he's taking a shot. [00:15:30] Okay, break down why he took the shot because it kind of does seem reasonable. [00:15:33] So Bill Gates hits up Elon goes, yo, you want to donate some philanthropy? [00:15:37] Just give me some money. [00:15:38] And then Elon's like, oh, are you still shorting my company for like half a billion dollars? [00:15:43] But they're philanthropies for environmental causes. [00:15:45] Yeah, exactly. [00:15:46] Yeah, yeah. [00:15:47] And then he's like, are you still shorting my company for half a billion? [00:15:50] He goes, unfortunately, I haven't closed out my position, meaning he still is. [00:15:54] And then he's like, I can't donate to you when you're shorting the company that's doing the most to stop climate change. [00:16:03] So you're really not about that life. [00:16:05] You're really about making that money, which is what we all suspected. [00:16:08] Yeah. [00:16:08] Anyway, that is some foul shit. [00:16:10] Acting like you care all about this climate change shit, but just shorting a company that's been a boy now, though. [00:16:15] Say again. [00:16:15] That's your boy. [00:16:16] You got a little dick movie. [00:16:17] You got to ride for your boy. [00:16:18] Bill Gates? [00:16:18] Billy G. [00:16:19] Yeah, come on, bro. [00:16:20] All right, fine. [00:16:21] He's home team. [00:16:21] Fuck you, Musk. [00:16:23] Foreigner. [00:16:26] Immigrant. [00:16:27] What's a crime? [00:16:27] You got to give Bill Gates a meme that he could fire back with. [00:16:30] What should he say that Tesla doesn't even do much to help the environment? [00:16:34] Call, you gotta call, you gotta call Elon Musk Willy Wonka. [00:16:37] Oh, okay. [00:16:38] See what I'm saying? [00:16:39] Why is that? [00:16:40] Just like an autistic factory leader that abuses his workers. [00:16:43] Oh, there you go. [00:16:44] You know what I'm saying? [00:16:46] Who do Willie Wonka abuses? [00:16:47] The Ompa Lumpus. [00:16:48] Okay, yes. [00:16:49] Right? [00:16:50] Yeah. [00:16:50] You never saw nobody leave a Tesla factory, have you? [00:16:53] And he dated Amber Heard, so that is multiple levels. [00:16:56] Son, you all get killed and shit. [00:17:00] Amber got a type, bro. [00:17:02] Amber got a motherfucking type, dude. [00:17:05] Don't even say her name, bro. [00:17:06] My dick almost hit my chin. [00:17:09] Something you could never do. [00:17:10] Cracker? [00:17:12] Little ass dick. [00:17:14] Cracker ass. [00:17:16] Come on. [00:17:17] What? [00:17:18] Al, he was talking crazy shit to me, dude. [00:17:21] When? [00:17:22] On a podcast one time. [00:17:24] No, he said all that. [00:17:25] Yeah, dude. [00:17:25] He was wild and he was like, I'm a big fan of his. [00:17:27] Yeah, I know. [00:17:28] I don't know why. [00:17:29] He was so mean to me. [00:17:30] Yeah. [00:17:30] No, not me. [00:17:32] Hey, that's cup shit. [00:17:34] I'm not mean to him, bro. [00:17:35] I've been making you up. [00:17:36] No, this little thing. [00:17:37] That was passive-aggressive. [00:17:38] That was very white of him. [00:17:40] I'm a big fan. [00:17:41] Thank you. [00:17:41] I just don't know why he had to do that. [00:17:43] I just don't like when he acts like a fucking honky cracker mayonnaise. [00:17:47] Celery sticks. [00:17:48] Calls like with a little celery stick. [00:17:50] Just chill the fuck out, bro. [00:17:51] Cold saw is delicious. [00:17:53] I mean, it is. [00:17:54] Thanks, that's it. [00:17:55] It is on the man. [00:17:56] Effectively speaking, it is. [00:17:57] I'm not a huge fan. [00:17:58] It's heavy on the mayo. [00:17:59] You don't like it? [00:18:00] Seems like a white person food. [00:18:01] What if you ate it off the ground with your whole family? [00:18:05] Oh, my God. [00:18:06] So the only fact I can eat with my hand. [00:18:10] What's wrong with me? [00:18:11] What's wrong with me today? [00:18:13] What's wrong with me? [00:18:14] Because that fucking Sean King white supremacist got me pissed off. [00:18:18] That motherfucker got me fucked up right now. [00:18:20] That motherfucker got me fucked up. [00:18:23] Yo, he got me fucked up. [00:18:24] Sean King got you fucked up. [00:18:26] Sean King got me fucked up. [00:18:27] Sean King, bro. [00:18:29] Real talk. [00:18:30] Who am I dressed as? [00:18:31] Mr. Rogers works at Zoomies. [00:18:33] That's what you got. [00:18:35] Not better than Zoomies, Mark. [00:18:36] Mr. Rogers was fire. [00:18:38] I thought you had something in his face. [00:18:39] Yo, Mr. Rogers was fired with Zoomies. [00:18:41] It's like, come on, bro. [00:18:42] Nah, bro. [00:18:43] That's a 20-year-old humor. [00:18:44] All right. [00:18:44] You don't go to zoomies anymore. [00:18:46] You didn't have it on the West Coast. [00:18:47] That's my point. [00:18:48] Ain't nobody know about Zoomies. [00:18:49] I don't know what's deep cut. [00:18:50] It's called Deep Cut. [00:18:51] Oh, niche. [00:18:52] God, like, to be funny, got to be relevant. [00:18:54] I can't even make fun of Mark's outfit because it used to be my favorite. [00:18:56] I know. [00:18:58] But that's the dick. [00:19:01] That's armor, bro. [00:19:01] That's body arms. [00:19:03] I got body. [00:19:04] I'm handcuffed here, dude. [00:19:06] Like my people were for hundreds of years. [00:19:10] Fucking let us cut. [00:19:10] They're not black. [00:19:11] Hey there. [00:19:14] Wait, what is it? [00:19:16] Mozzarella sticks. [00:19:17] Hey there, mozzarella sticks. [00:19:18] I feel like that's a unique thing. [00:19:19] No, We need more whiter things. [00:19:22] What's a really white thing? [00:19:24] Hey there, Patagonia vest. [00:19:26] Oh, yeah. [00:19:27] No, whiter? [00:19:27] That's all birds. [00:19:29] Okay. [00:19:30] Okay. [00:19:31] Hey there. [00:19:32] Hey there. [00:19:33] Wegmans is the best supermarket. [00:19:36] Okay. [00:19:36] That was a good one. [00:19:38] College athletes play the game for the love. [00:19:40] Yeah. [00:19:41] Like that. [00:19:41] That's white. [00:19:42] Yeah, fundamentals ass. [00:19:44] John Stockton is the best point guard ever. [00:19:46] Oh, yeah. [00:19:47] He would think John Stockton. [00:19:48] Chill out. [00:19:49] Chill out. [00:19:50] Is he, though? [00:19:50] Yes. [00:19:51] The best ever. [00:19:51] Not the best ever. [00:19:52] Yeah. [00:19:52] You don't even got a topic. [00:19:54] He don't even got a chill. [00:19:55] Yo, chill out. [00:19:56] I know. [00:19:58] No, I like it. [00:19:58] Keep going. [00:19:59] I'm just saying. [00:20:00] Keep going. [00:20:01] When this fucking white nationalist, white supremacist is out here talking all that shit, you know what I mean? [00:20:07] Nerd motherfucker probably likes Donatello the best from the Ninja Turtles. [00:20:10] He's dork ass. [00:20:12] Which one is that? [00:20:12] The fucking wood. [00:20:14] The guy who got wood. [00:20:15] Oh, yeah, he's got a big sticker. [00:20:16] The smart one. [00:20:17] Yeah. [00:20:18] Weep. [00:20:20] Do you know what I mean? [00:20:21] This fucking nerd over here, dude. [00:20:23] All right, I'm not talking about Sean King no more for the rest of the fucking episode. [00:20:27] I was going to give you more things that white people like. [00:20:29] Okay, what else do we like? [00:20:30] CrossFit bumper stickers. [00:20:32] Oh, you know, Sean King got mad bumper stickers, bro. [00:20:35] Frisbee sports. [00:20:37] Yeah. [00:20:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:20:38] That's coming back, though. [00:20:39] Brother BB, we kind of taking that. [00:20:40] Yeah, yeah. [00:20:41] Black people are going frisbee now. [00:20:42] Yeah, Marquise Brownlee, bro. [00:20:44] He got the biggest frisbee team. [00:20:46] Wait, really? [00:20:46] Yeah, yeah. [00:20:47] He's got like a big ultra frisbee. [00:20:49] Oh, he's the big window. [00:20:50] Hold on, the tech window got a fucking frisbee. [00:20:53] Say his name. [00:20:54] Think about that. [00:20:55] Hold on a second, bro. [00:20:56] The tech window got a motherfucking frisbee for the synergy we got. [00:21:00] We talked about tech windows. [00:21:01] Bill Gates pulls up. [00:21:02] We roast Elon Musk. [00:21:03] Now they're roasting each other. [00:21:04] It's like, we're just connecting the whole universe. [00:21:07] Yeah, we're starting it all. [00:21:08] Or Marvel, dude. [00:21:09] Duh. [00:21:10] Why do you think we got Thanos right there? [00:21:12] You think you want me to end this deal right now with Twitter? [00:21:16] It's that close. [00:21:17] Put it away. [00:21:18] Put it away. [00:21:19] Let me chill. [00:21:22] I don't know. [00:21:23] Remember, Elon Musk didn't pull up to your show. [00:21:24] He's talking shit to your boy. [00:21:25] Who? [00:21:26] He's talking shit to Bill Gates. [00:21:27] Yeah, Billy G. After the fact. [00:21:29] Oh, so you're not loyal to Bill like that? [00:21:31] No. [00:21:32] He showed up to your show and you're done. [00:21:33] No, I'm not loyal to Bill like that. [00:21:35] His seeds. [00:21:40] His seeds is something different. [00:21:42] Uh-huh. [00:21:42] His seeds is something different. [00:21:44] Elon Musk got seeds like that. [00:21:45] Say again? [00:21:45] I don't know where Elon Musk's kids are. [00:21:47] Where Elon Musk kids are at? [00:21:48] I don't know. [00:21:50] He got eight kids. [00:21:50] Where? [00:21:51] You didn't know this? [00:21:52] No, I know. [00:21:52] I just thought he had XIXIO74. [00:21:56] That's the only one I knew. [00:21:57] Wait, the newest one? [00:21:58] Yeah, that's the newest model that came out, but he had prototypes. [00:22:01] Yeah. [00:22:02] I would have prototyped. [00:22:04] I thought he just scratched them and just made a nice. [00:22:06] No, They're still doing the thing. [00:22:07] I don't know where they're at, though. [00:22:08] Oh, yeah. [00:22:09] Okay. [00:22:10] He don't even recycle. [00:22:12] Nah, he changes it up. [00:22:13] He doesn't even recycle, bro. [00:22:14] Now, he did say that he wants to authenticate every Twitter account. [00:22:17] I like that. [00:22:18] Okay. [00:22:18] So no fake accounts. [00:22:19] He wants no bots. [00:22:20] Everything's got to be authenticated. [00:22:21] Well, what if he should be the only bird on Twitter? [00:22:24] That's good. [00:22:25] Wait, what were you saying? [00:22:26] I said he should be the only bot on Twitter. [00:22:27] Sorry for stepping on that joke. [00:22:28] That was a good joke. [00:22:30] I wish I never stepped on it. [00:22:31] I wish I didn't step on it. [00:22:32] Oh, good. [00:22:33] What did he do? [00:22:34] But how do we okay? [00:22:37] What if you have a satirical account? [00:22:39] It just has to be authenticated through a person. [00:22:41] Ah, so everybody is going to exist through an account. [00:22:46] Yeah. [00:22:47] So, like, for example, it can be a satirical account, but you know that Brad Johnson is the person who at least Twitter knows. [00:22:52] At least Twitter knows. [00:22:53] I don't know why he's doing that. [00:22:54] That's because most of the fake accounts support Amber Heard with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. [00:22:58] And he was like, fuck that bitch. [00:23:00] We get all these fake accounts out of here. [00:23:04] Yeah, why don't we hear about that breakup at all? [00:23:06] Because he moved on. [00:23:08] He didn't slice off a finger. [00:23:09] Yeah, but how did he get a bunch of people? [00:23:10] He ain't a little bitch. [00:23:11] I mean, that guy moved on. [00:23:12] Because he's Terminator, bro. [00:23:13] Say again? [00:23:14] He's Terminator. [00:23:15] You think she was afraid of him? [00:23:16] Yeah. [00:23:16] Like, you can't hurt this man. [00:23:17] You know what I mean? [00:23:18] True. [00:23:19] Regrows a finger, repairs it. [00:23:20] Doesn't matter. [00:23:21] Yeah. [00:23:21] Yeah, you can bounce right back. [00:23:23] Okay, so what do we think he really wants to do with Twitter? [00:23:26] Destroy it. [00:23:27] Okay, hot take. [00:23:28] Go. [00:23:29] I think he's going to unintentionally destroy Twitter. [00:23:33] Why? [00:23:33] How? [00:23:33] He's going to make it too polarizing. [00:23:36] And now it's going to be like, if you're from the left or from the right, those are the people who use Twitter. [00:23:43] Really? [00:23:43] Yeah. [00:23:44] So I think all the people who are like righties, they're going to stay on Twitter. [00:23:50] Everybody, liberal, is going to leave Twitter. [00:23:51] And then it's going to just be like, what's it called? [00:23:55] Political. [00:23:56] You think that the left will leave Twitter. [00:23:58] Yeah. [00:23:59] That's interesting. [00:24:00] Okay. [00:24:01] I don't think the left will leave Twitter because they need something to upset them all the time. [00:24:04] There's so much currency in being aggravated. [00:24:07] Outraged. [00:24:08] Both sides need outrage. [00:24:09] Let me not say the left. [00:24:10] Both sides need outrage. [00:24:11] But if the right is running Twitter, the left is going to go there to be outraged. [00:24:15] I bet you Instagram pops up with, oh, just text feature. [00:24:19] Yeah, but they're kind of done, right? [00:24:22] I think Instagram's going for TikTok. [00:24:24] Somebody's going to come up with it. [00:24:25] I think Instagram is just going to become TikTok. [00:24:27] It's going to be the same kind of real thing. [00:24:31] And that's why, yeah, that they're rewarding Reel so much. [00:24:33] I think what happens with Twitter is the rules don't change as much as people think they're going to change. [00:24:39] I think so. [00:24:39] Some people get let back on, like a Trump, for example, could get let back on. [00:24:42] I think anybody that was ostracized during the pandemic for questioning like the vaccine's efficacy immediately let back on. [00:24:48] So like some wrongs are righted. [00:24:52] And then I'm curious to see if he makes it public again. [00:24:56] I was thinking that could be the play. [00:24:59] Right? [00:24:59] Go ahead. [00:25:00] So it's like he buys it for this price. [00:25:03] He makes some changes. [00:25:05] And then he makes it public again and then can make crazy bread off of it. [00:25:10] Because I, and we discussed this before, but like in even if you're with the Washington Post, even with your, with the New York Times, et cetera, the way that most people are getting the information from those sources is not by going to those websites. [00:25:21] They go on Twitter and there's an article that's retweeted, et cetera. [00:25:24] Yeah. [00:25:24] Or just if you want to get news first, everybody goes to Twitter. [00:25:28] Right. [00:25:28] But like, so the traditional ways, like you're Jeff Bezos, you're like, all right, let me buy the Washington Post and I can, you know, run some defense for what I got going on and make sure that I'm in everybody's good graces, et cetera. [00:25:37] Okay. [00:25:38] So now, if you're Elon Musk, you're like, okay, so Twitter is news and there's different versions of news, but that's where news exists. [00:25:47] I get all my news from Twitter pretty much. [00:25:48] It starts there. [00:25:49] I see what people are interested in, upset about, and I go, okay, and then I look further into it. [00:25:55] If he owns the platform itself, not only does he know what things are trending, it's like a huge advantage to know what people care about, right? [00:26:03] Like in the same way these, that, what is it, that hedge fund Citadel owns Robinhood. [00:26:07] Right. [00:26:07] So it gets all the trade data and then it can make trades based on the trade data. [00:26:11] Imagine you own the world's speech platform and you can every single moment find out what people are caring out about before they care about. [00:26:21] It makes your decision so much easier. [00:26:24] You're out here going like, should we make a new electric car? [00:26:27] And then Twitter's like, ah, the only problem with this shit is that the battery length is too long, blah, blah, blah. [00:26:31] Like you can mine people for all their information. [00:26:35] So not only do you own the news, like where the news exists, you can speak for yourself whenever you're misquoted. [00:26:44] You can clarify anything and nobody can shadow ban you, right? [00:26:50] And you have data on all these people and how they feel and what they care about. [00:26:54] It's like incredibly powerful. [00:26:56] For him. [00:26:56] For him. [00:26:57] Yeah. [00:26:57] Yeah. [00:26:58] So like to me, it's a no-brainer. [00:26:59] I think that's what will eventually kill it. [00:27:01] Just like Trump's trying to come out with his own shit and people aren't flocking to it because they just think it's just going to be a mouthpiece for Trump. [00:27:08] But the hardest thing is changing habits, right? [00:27:10] So if you already go on Twitter all the time, you're not going to be like, oh, I'm going to stop going on Twitter unless it changes dramatically. [00:27:18] Don't look at Facebook. [00:27:19] But some other shit popped up. [00:27:20] What's popping up? [00:27:21] It's going to take Twitter's place. [00:27:22] IG is different. [00:27:23] TikTok is different. [00:27:24] Twitter is the word social media thing. [00:27:27] Like it killed Facebook for, you know, our demographic. [00:27:30] Younger people aren't on Facebook. [00:27:31] They're on IG. [00:27:32] They're on TikTok. [00:27:33] But where do they go when they want to hear opinions? [00:27:35] Words, when they want to see text. [00:27:38] Even IG, they'll just screenshot their Twitter and put it on IG. [00:27:41] So Twitter still has a place. [00:27:43] I think it's a flex. [00:27:45] I think so much of what he does is just PR. [00:27:47] So for him to be the Twitter guy, the free speech guy, whatever, that all adds cachet, then the ultimate flex big dick move is I'm just going to buy the app. [00:27:57] Hostile takeover. [00:27:59] I'm going to give the consumers more money. [00:28:00] You all made more money. [00:28:01] I just kicked these old cronies the fuck out of Twitter. [00:28:04] And now look at me. [00:28:05] I'm the richest, most powerful, badass motherfucker on the planet. [00:28:08] And then you believe in everything he does more the more you believe in him. [00:28:11] I think Tesla lets this happen because they know Elon is what drives our company. [00:28:16] And people's perception of Elon is what drives our company. [00:28:19] That goes for same for boring company, same for SpaceX. [00:28:22] So every company he runs just gets elevated because he buys Twitter and he pulls it off. [00:28:27] And he's shown he's able to put great people in charge. [00:28:30] Like Tesla's been crushing it. [00:28:32] And you've seen in the years he's now stepped into boring company that's somewhat connected, but into SpaceX. [00:28:37] I think he's going to actually put in, even though it's a private company, he'll still put in a relevant board that he chooses that we're all going to say, oh, that makes sense to be the town square board. [00:28:49] And that's what I'm saying. [00:28:49] That's what I'm curious about. [00:28:50] Is it possible he really makes Twitter better? [00:28:52] Yes. [00:28:53] He said in his little thing here, he tweeted it three hours ago. [00:28:56] Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy. [00:28:58] Twitter is the digital town square where it matters, where it matters vital to the future of humanity are debated. [00:29:03] I also want to make Twitter better than ever by enhancing the product with new features, making the algorithms open source to increase trust, defeating the spam bots and authenticating all humans. [00:29:11] Twitter has tremendous potential. [00:29:12] I look forward to working with the company and community of users to unlock it. [00:29:16] So it's like, if you make the algorithm crazy popping like TikTok, and all of a sudden like all the people that are posting there are authenticated and like real and you're not getting spam, then it's like, yeah. [00:29:25] Yeah, now you're not, that's actually really interesting. [00:29:28] Now you're not just following the people you follow, but you're for you page. [00:29:34] Yeah, exactly. [00:29:35] You have a for you page that just shows you all the shit you like. [00:29:37] And on top of that, like I've realized in this like with TikTok and even Instagram to an extent, there's not really many bots because it's hard to make bot content that's video. === Wing Media Content Strategy (05:29) === [00:29:44] You know what I mean? [00:29:45] Yeah. [00:29:45] But you can make a lot of like written like pros bot content. [00:29:48] And then just crazy. [00:29:50] But like, so with this, it's like, okay, everything's going to be authenticated. [00:29:53] So the quality of content will probably be higher like per tweet. [00:29:56] And if you're a liberal who thinks the election was stolen from Hillary by bots, that's got to be comforting to you, right? [00:30:03] That they're going to get these fake information, misinformation accounts out of here. [00:30:07] So even if I hate Elon, I'm like, well, that's good. [00:30:10] I'll see. [00:30:10] I'll stick around if he was going to happen. [00:30:11] If you believe that he will actually do that. [00:30:13] I think he's going to try. [00:30:14] I don't know if he can successfully do it, but he's going to try. [00:30:16] And if you feel like it's happened at all, if progress has been made, that's a win. [00:30:20] Even people who don't like you will begrudgingly be like, yeah, sure. [00:30:24] And if he lets on Twitter, the whole right is happy. 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[00:32:39] And they will find, you know, content through TikTok, but other places on the internet, basically exposing people for what they deem, you know, like immoral or, you know, ethically questionable behavior and then post it onto Twitter. [00:32:53] And then right-wing media outlets will pick it up sometimes and then run with it. [00:32:57] So like Tucker Carlson will scoop up, you know, the teacher trying to teach their kids about, you know, transitioning and blah, blah, blah. [00:33:04] And then Tyler Carlson will put it on his show. [00:33:06] They also will post things that are just like kind of funny, like, you know, weirdo, like elementary teacher being like, this is what it means to be a woman and have like some silly thing. [00:33:16] The caption will be like, this is disgusting. [00:33:18] Yeah, and like wild. [00:33:20] And so it's, they're posting a fuck ton of content and different people are seeing it at different times. [00:33:24] So she's alleging that it's basically a wing of the right-wing media, you know, agenda. [00:33:30] And as a result, it's... [00:33:32] Maybe intentionally or unintentionally so, but sure. [00:33:34] And so she suggested it's in the public interest to know who runs it. [00:33:37] And as a result, she put out the woman's name. [00:33:40] That's kind of corny, bro. [00:33:42] That's kind of corny. [00:33:43] Also. [00:33:44] You don't got to put her name out. [00:33:45] You don't got to put her name out. [00:33:47] I wouldn't necessarily think it is that. [00:33:48] But then the whole extreme right-wing media is like, oh, she has been doxxed. [00:33:53] It's like, yo, her identity was revealed and that's fucked up. [00:33:57] But that's not doxing. [00:33:58] Doxing we saw happen to a comic that we know after she made a joke about XXX where they're telling, hey, here's where your family lives. [00:34:06] Here's where your brother lives. [00:34:07] This is your address. [00:34:08] Basically saying if anybody wants to physically harm you, this is exactly where you go. [00:34:12] Isn't that the same thing that happened? [00:34:13] It's just your name. [00:34:14] It's just the name. [00:34:15] Here's the name. [00:34:16] That's not cool. [00:34:17] But it's going to take more for somebody to go find that shit out. [00:34:20] I think they're being a little bit soft with, oh, I was doxed. [00:34:23] And it's interesting, too, because people are calling this woman that runs the account a hypocrite because she will post people's information with like their TikTok handles. [00:34:32] And it'll be some teacher that's like, I'm teaching my students today about critical race theory and trans rights. [00:34:37] And then all the teachers or all the parents in the community will call the school and say, yo, this teacher is disgusting and they're evil and we need to get them fired. [00:34:45] And so there's been like, you know, half a dozen or a dozen teachers that have gotten fired. [00:34:48] Your whole career is snitching and then you got snitched on and you're mad. [00:34:51] Well, why are you teaching that stuff? [00:34:52] Is that part of the curriculum? [00:34:53] Your job's supposed to teach the curriculum. [00:34:55] So that's where it gets crazy because it's like some private schools, they teach things that are not in like state curriculum. [00:35:02] This was happening at private schools? [00:35:03] I don't know. [00:35:04] There's a bunch of different examples of all these different types of posts. [00:35:06] And so it's like they're posting a bunch of different types of content. [00:35:09] Some of it is like, oh, this is kind of weird to like teach kids. [00:35:11] And then other parts of it is like, oh, this is probably fine. === Giga Chad Teaching Controversy (06:23) === [00:35:14] You know what I mean? [00:35:15] What are they teaching kids? [00:35:17] So that's the thing. [00:35:17] It's just a fuck ton of different things. [00:35:18] And people are looking at it depending on whatever way they want. [00:35:20] I don't think he actually read about this at all. [00:35:22] I don't think he had any idea what lib is. [00:35:26] I don't think he wanted to talk about this. [00:35:28] Yeah, no. [00:35:28] I think he thought last week we were supposed to talk about it and we didn't. [00:35:32] So it must be done. [00:35:33] Yeah. [00:35:34] It just out as a fuck you. [00:35:36] Yeah. [00:35:36] He might be right. [00:35:37] Sean King. [00:35:39] By the time this comes out, the Knicks will have been swept 4-0. [00:35:43] Nets. [00:35:43] God damn it. [00:35:45] Go back to Florida, bro. [00:35:47] No, no, no, but I want to talk about this thing with the teachers and teaching the kids shit. [00:35:52] No, you don't. [00:35:53] I do. [00:35:54] I actually want to have that discussion. [00:35:55] Who decides what these kids learn? [00:35:57] I didn't learn none of this shit. [00:35:58] I didn't learn how to be gay or suck dicks when I was a kid. [00:36:01] He learned that when he was an adult, yeah. [00:36:03] Yeah, I went to college for that. [00:36:04] Yeah, I paid money. [00:36:05] Yeah. [00:36:06] And how is it the same people critical of the Catholic Church for teaching these kids how to suck dick and be gay are the ones saying that they should teach it in school? [00:36:14] Well, to be fair, Catholic turkey. [00:36:15] Why is that? [00:36:16] You don't care hypocrisy. [00:36:19] They tell you not to be gay. [00:36:21] Who? [00:36:21] Catholic Church. [00:36:22] I had a priest blowing my anus. [00:36:24] Yeah, but he took you out of the gay. [00:36:26] He did blow my anus. [00:36:27] But he told you not to be gay after. [00:36:28] No, he didn't tell me not to be gay. [00:36:30] I told my butthole was hot after having some Indian food, having some chutney. [00:36:34] That's a good thing. [00:36:34] He did your favorite. [00:36:35] He blew in it like that, just like a little pot of tea. [00:36:37] He did you a favor. [00:36:39] Say that. [00:36:39] He did you a favor. [00:36:40] Yeah, that's what they do. [00:36:42] God serves, bro. [00:36:43] Okay. [00:36:44] All I'm trying to say is like there's some blatant hypocrisy here. [00:36:48] Where's Taylor Lorenz? [00:36:49] Where's Taylor Lorenz? [00:36:51] Where's Taylor Renz when it comes to that? [00:36:52] Where's Taylor Renz when it comes to Call of Duty? [00:36:55] And how he's teaching you how to go shoot people up and suck on their dicks, too. [00:37:00] Calling duty. [00:37:01] I'm sure people on Call of Duty and these people say suck my dick to me. [00:37:05] And then you have to do it. [00:37:07] I have to do it. [00:37:08] Don't let them off. [00:37:09] Don't let them off. [00:37:09] He called me Calling Duty. [00:37:11] Calling Duty. [00:37:12] That was Calling Duty. [00:37:15] 40-year-old. [00:37:16] I'm Calling Duty. [00:37:17] I'm playing Call of Duty every single day, bro. [00:37:20] And I'm out here and I'm just trying to kill these guys. [00:37:23] And they tell me to suck their dicks, and I have to. [00:37:26] What am I supposed to do? [00:37:27] Calling Duty, bro. [00:37:29] I'm playing Elder Wands. [00:37:30] I'm playing Elder Wand with my friends. [00:37:34] What's it called? [00:37:34] That's what you want. [00:37:35] Elden Ring. [00:37:36] I'm playing Elden Ring with my friends, and everybody's talking shit. [00:37:40] Call me all types of words, all types of names. [00:37:42] What happens when you're playing Fort Knives? [00:37:44] Listen, I play forkknives so many different times, bro. [00:37:49] And I want a Grand Royale. [00:37:51] Oh, shit. [00:37:52] I want a Grand Royale. [00:37:54] Let's go. [00:37:54] Respect. [00:37:55] And I run a Grand Royale. [00:37:57] You probably don't even know what that is. [00:37:58] Do you want a Grand Royalis? [00:38:00] I got no clue. [00:38:01] Exactly. [00:38:01] You don't play Fork Knives. [00:38:02] All right. [00:38:02] Hey, welcome to our newest segment. [00:38:04] What's our newest segment? [00:38:06] We're playing Hello. [00:38:07] We're playing Gen Z slang, okay? [00:38:09] All right, go. [00:38:10] What's the Sigma grind set? [00:38:12] Throw it. [00:38:14] Throw it up. [00:38:15] Throw it up. [00:38:17] You know what I'm saying? [00:38:18] Throw it up. [00:38:21] Come on, throw it up. [00:38:23] Listen, if you're not in it, Mark, don't be in it. [00:38:25] Simple as that. [00:38:26] What is it? [00:38:27] What it is, is it's on site. [00:38:28] If I see anybody throwing up the Sigma, if I see anybody throwing up the SIG, it's on site. [00:38:33] It's on site. [00:38:34] You're getting a fresh suck my dick on Call of Duties. [00:38:38] I'm telling you, if you jump in the game, you better have your headset on. [00:38:42] Put that volume on high because you're getting a fresh suck my dick from me. [00:38:45] All right, what's a Giga Chad? [00:38:47] Huh? [00:38:47] What's a Giga Chad? [00:38:48] Giga Chad. [00:38:49] He's Giga Chad. [00:38:50] You talking all that shit like they're going to do something. [00:38:52] Pull up then. [00:38:54] You know what I'm saying? [00:38:55] Like, is every Giga Chad want to talk all this fucking shit? [00:38:58] Pull up then. [00:38:59] Do something. [00:39:00] Do something with your fucking keyboard made so your wrists don't get hurt. [00:39:06] Damn. [00:39:07] Damn. [00:39:12] I was all out, bro. [00:39:14] I was fucking all out. [00:39:15] Ergonomically. [00:39:16] Is that the word? [00:39:17] Ergonomic. [00:39:19] That is a word. [00:39:19] Ergonomic keyboard. [00:39:20] Speaking of E's, what's an E-girl? [00:39:22] Say good? [00:39:23] What's an E-girl? [00:39:24] You know this one. [00:39:25] An E-girl? [00:39:27] Yeah. [00:39:30] E-girl. [00:39:32] I don't know it. [00:39:33] Wow. [00:39:34] So, what is it? [00:39:35] What's an E-girl? [00:39:37] Is that a girl you could watch on Twitch? [00:39:39] No. [00:39:40] It's a waifu. [00:39:42] That's a waifu, girl. [00:39:43] Can you buy their time? [00:39:44] I'm gonna get you the exact me, okay? [00:39:46] Can you buy their time? [00:39:48] I mean, probably. [00:39:48] You can buy anyone's time, technically. [00:39:50] Can you? [00:39:51] Yeah. [00:39:51] For the right price. [00:39:53] Okay. [00:39:54] Jesus, bro. [00:39:54] What? [00:39:55] Jesus, bro. [00:39:57] When is Elon Musk going by these video games so they stop talking that shit to me? [00:40:00] These little ass fucking kids. [00:40:02] These kids are crazy, bro. [00:40:04] All right. [00:40:05] An e-girl is a slang term for a young woman who is an active internet user, often stereotyped as emo style anime, and gaming fans try to get attention on social media. [00:40:12] Oh, God. [00:40:13] Like, Jifty doesn't even think that's a woman. [00:40:15] What's that face? [00:40:15] Pokeymane? [00:40:16] No. [00:40:16] What's the chick? [00:40:17] Pokeymane. [00:40:18] That's a chick? [00:40:19] Yes. [00:40:19] Yeah. [00:40:19] She's a girl, yo. [00:40:20] She's an e-girl, right? [00:40:22] She is. [00:40:23] Stop acting, bro. [00:40:24] That's all I got for Gen Z Slim. [00:40:26] What do you got? [00:40:28] A Jeffrey? [00:40:30] Yeah, yeah. [00:40:30] What's a Jeffrey? [00:40:31] Yeah. [00:40:32] Like if some dude's acting like a Jeffrey, that's like. [00:40:36] They usually dress like you. [00:40:37] Nah, Jeffrey is our slang. [00:40:41] Servant. [00:40:43] It's a butler. [00:40:44] What? [00:40:44] A butler. [00:40:45] It's a butler. [00:40:46] Somebody's acting like a Jeff, a Jeffrey. [00:40:48] I didn't want to bring race into it, but yeah. [00:40:50] It's a black button. [00:40:51] It is technically. [00:40:52] Yeah, that's not true. [00:40:53] That's a Jeffrey. [00:40:54] What's a Jeffrey? [00:40:55] F-F-R-E-Y. [00:40:56] What's a Jeffrey D. Y'all? [00:40:57] Like a loser. [00:40:59] A loser. [00:40:59] You call him a Jeffrey? [00:41:01] Exactly. [00:41:01] Yeah, but I wouldn't call that a winner. [00:41:03] Why are you hating on one of the funniest characters in Fresh Prince? [00:41:05] Dumbasses? [00:41:06] Yeah. [00:41:07] Miles getting upset because he can't hear you. [00:41:10] And you're not on Mike. [00:41:11] You fucking Jeffrey. [00:41:12] Yo. [00:41:14] What does Chugi mean? [00:41:15] Say again? [00:41:15] Chugi. [00:41:16] Chugi is when you're you fucking you're playing uh Elder Wand and uh you get a battle royale and you play an Elder Ronda you get a battle royale. [00:41:26] You shoot a nut super high up in the air, catch in your lower lip and you just use that as dip. [00:41:33] That's a great name. [00:41:33] That actually is correct. [00:41:36] If that's not a chugie is it should be. === Crypto Exodus and TikTok (03:16) === [00:41:38] It is. [00:41:38] No, it's a chugie that means like uncool. [00:41:40] It's an adjective. [00:41:42] Does everything mean uncool to these kids? [00:41:44] That's what coolness is. [00:41:45] You got if you don't if you don't have some something for uncool, then you don't have son. [00:41:49] When we were younger, it was just all different things for cool. [00:41:52] Dope. [00:41:53] Fly. [00:41:54] Ill. [00:41:55] Ill mad, dope. [00:41:57] Stupid mad fly. [00:41:59] Stupid was ill. [00:41:59] Ill. [00:42:00] Stupid. [00:42:00] Dumb. [00:42:01] Bad was good. [00:42:02] Bad. [00:42:03] Whoa. [00:42:04] It was fucked up in the head. [00:42:07] I mean, whoa. [00:42:08] Exactly. [00:42:08] We barely had any words for whack. [00:42:10] Whack, burger. [00:42:12] Burger? [00:42:14] You don't remember burger? [00:42:16] No. [00:42:16] Damn, burger. [00:42:17] No. [00:42:17] You don't remember burger? [00:42:18] Nah, I ain't gonna be able to do it. [00:42:20] You were a burger. [00:42:21] Like, people would call you a burger for sure. [00:42:24] I thought I look like one. [00:42:28] So they would be like, yo, oh, Al's coming. [00:42:30] Yeah, that burger is going to come over. [00:42:33] Nah, burger was fire, though. [00:42:35] That's back in the day. [00:42:36] I would have shot him. [00:42:39] Would have been a little baby situation over there. [00:42:42] How do we get into this? [00:42:44] I don't remember. [00:42:45] Jeffrey-assisted. [00:42:50] Yo, yo, Sigma, Jam. [00:42:54] I'll play it with you. [00:42:55] Sigma Grind say, yo. [00:42:56] Sigma Grind said, bro. [00:42:58] Don't fuck with me, dog. [00:42:59] Nah, you can't make Sigma. [00:43:00] Excuse me? [00:43:01] You can't make Sigma. [00:43:02] You're not nice enough. [00:43:04] I can't make Sigma. [00:43:05] You can't make Sigma. [00:43:08] Yo, don't ever. 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[00:44:50] Visit exodus.com/slash flagrant to get started right now. === Safe Sex Education for Kids (15:10) === [00:44:54] Now, let's get back to the show. [00:44:56] How about I just show you three libs of TikTok videos and you tell me if the Twitter account should exist or not? [00:45:00] Okay, let's do that. [00:45:01] Andrew, you can finally learn about Libs of TikTok. [00:45:05] All right. [00:45:06] Let's do it. [00:45:08] Here's one of the quote-unquote libs of TikTok. [00:45:10] Okay. [00:45:10] This is the kind of content that they share. [00:45:13] The caption says, trans non-binary elementary teacher says three-year-olds are old enough to learn about gender identity, sexual orientation, and pronouns. [00:45:20] These are the people that teach your children. [00:45:22] Hi, I'm a queer teacher, and I 1000% do not support this bill. [00:45:27] And yes, I do know what's in it. [00:45:31] I didn't listen to that shit because I was trying to think of a fun where's Waldo pun, but I couldn't think of one. [00:45:40] Dang. [00:45:41] Where's Waldo's Adams apples? [00:45:44] Oh, is that a good one? [00:45:45] Not bad. [00:45:46] That's the best I can think of. [00:45:47] That's good. [00:45:48] I feel like you don't want anybody teaching your kids about anything sexual. [00:45:53] Like, I don't want a teacher teaching my kid about some sex shit. [00:45:57] Like, low-key, like even sex ed. [00:45:59] I'm like, I got it. [00:46:00] Well, who's going to teach your kid about sex shit then? [00:46:02] I got it. [00:46:02] I agree. [00:46:03] I don't know if I trust you. [00:46:05] I trust the state more than you do. [00:46:06] No chance. [00:46:07] I trust the state. [00:46:08] Get the fuck out of here. [00:46:08] I don't trust the state to teach my kids anyway. [00:46:09] No, no, no, no. [00:46:10] I don't trust the state, but I trust the state more than one of the shows to do that. [00:46:13] Why not? [00:46:14] Okay. [00:46:14] I just feel like you're going to be telling me you have one giant testicle. [00:46:18] One finger always smells like shit. [00:46:20] Like, I don't think in that area, you should be teaching anybody anything. [00:46:23] These are valid points. [00:46:24] What do you think? [00:46:26] All right, so you meet a girl, put your arms like a sloth, and then hump like you're wasabi. [00:46:35] I don't know if that's good sex education. [00:46:38] I wasn't going to teach them how I smash out their moms. [00:46:41] I was going to teach them just about sex, the birds and the bees. [00:46:44] What do the birds and the bees stand for? [00:46:46] You know, I never knew that. [00:46:49] Don't birds lay eggs, bro. [00:46:51] Why are you even bringing out birds and bees? [00:46:54] I'm trying to tell them how to smash them. [00:46:59] Like, why don't we have that class? [00:47:01] Like, you teach your kids about the birds and the bees. [00:47:03] I'm going to teach my kid how to dick down from the back. [00:47:08] Eat pussy with the nostrils in the giggy hole. [00:47:14] That's what I'm asking what I'm going to teach you. [00:47:16] You do that, though. [00:47:16] How are you going to teach them? [00:47:17] I'm going to teach them. [00:47:18] But you don't do it, though. [00:47:19] Yes, I do. [00:47:20] I'll be back there like, that's what you got to do. [00:47:25] I don't, I thought, but you're only on your back. [00:47:26] I feel like you're only teaching me. [00:47:27] How about I eat pussy from the back with the nostrils in the butt, huh? [00:47:31] That's different, dude. [00:47:33] You didn't ask me about that. [00:47:34] Snorkel or no snorkel. [00:47:35] Snorkel or no snorkels. [00:47:36] Oh, absolutely. [00:47:37] I do the snorkel. [00:47:38] Really? [00:47:38] 100%. [00:47:39] What's the snorkel? [00:47:40] You say you can take a Bendy straw, you pop it up, though. [00:47:42] He can breathe. [00:47:43] What? [00:47:44] You do that? [00:47:44] Yeah. [00:47:45] Oh, I think that's a good idea. [00:47:45] Oh, I don't do that. [00:47:46] Oh, no. [00:47:47] Breath of air. [00:47:48] I know that. [00:47:48] That's more of the first drop. [00:47:49] That's the crossroad. [00:47:50] Yeah, yeah. [00:47:50] Or the first drop. [00:47:51] Yeah, no, I take a deep breath. [00:47:53] I take a deep breath of air, and then sometimes I'll just mash one nostril in and be licking and just breathe out the corner of my mouth. [00:48:00] And you're going to teach your kids about all this. [00:48:02] No, you just teach my kid about how to eat pussy good as fuck. [00:48:07] And then, you know what I'm saying? [00:48:09] What if it's a girl? [00:48:10] Why are you assuming you have a single skill? [00:48:13] I'm going to teach my little dyke daughter how to do all that shit. [00:48:16] You think I'm not when it's when it's time? [00:48:19] When it's time, you don't think that I'm going to teach my daughter how to do some shit? [00:48:23] This is why we have to teach kids in the school because you're going to be able to do it. [00:48:26] Why is that teacher? [00:48:27] Yeah. [00:48:28] Why is they trying to teach my kid about shit? [00:48:32] You want to teach my kid how to do your hair sick? [00:48:34] Hell yeah. [00:48:35] You know what I'm saying? [00:48:36] We could do that. [00:48:38] Jenny Bravo. [00:48:39] You want to teach my kid how to be good at forknives? [00:48:42] Tell Jenny Bravo. [00:48:43] You can teach my kid all about hair products, all about that shit, because her hair is fire. [00:48:47] Yeah, yeah. [00:48:48] But when it comes to eating pussy from the back, smelling bung. [00:48:53] So what if the school teach my kid? [00:48:56] What if the school asked you to come in and speak? [00:48:58] I'm only talking to my kid. [00:48:59] I'm not talking none of your kids. [00:49:00] I'm not spreading them secrets. [00:49:03] You know what I'm saying? [00:49:03] I can't have all your kids compete with my kid. [00:49:05] My kid's going to be out there eating the best pussy in college. [00:49:08] Everybody talking all about young Schultze. [00:49:10] All the girls like, yo, you got to have him eat that beef. [00:49:13] You got to have him eat that beef. [00:49:16] You know what I mean? [00:49:16] They just lined up. [00:49:17] Yeah. [00:49:18] That's what's going to happen. [00:49:19] 100%. [00:49:20] That's what I stand for. [00:49:22] Okay. [00:49:22] And also, my son, obviously, you know, he's going to be ready to go. [00:49:25] I'm going to teach him hella moves. [00:49:26] Yeah. [00:49:27] Okay. [00:49:28] Candy sweet, good as gold. [00:49:30] What could that be? [00:49:31] What? [00:49:31] What could that be? [00:49:32] Candy sweet, good as gold. [00:49:33] Yeah, is that a move? [00:49:34] Yeah. [00:49:35] I didn't know that. [00:49:36] Al, what's the rest of that? [00:49:37] Don't know what the fuck you're talking about. [00:49:40] Candy sweet, good as gold. [00:49:41] Let me see that Chiltzy Roll. [00:49:44] All right. [00:49:45] What about safe sex and like not getting STDs and stuff? [00:49:47] You only have safe sex. [00:49:50] I only have safe sex. [00:49:51] What is safe sex? [00:49:52] Say again. [00:49:53] What is safe sex? [00:49:54] Yeah. [00:49:55] Depends. [00:49:57] Put a gun in a girl's head. [00:50:01] But it's all safe. [00:50:04] Yeah. [00:50:05] Yeah. [00:50:05] Safe. [00:50:06] You know what I'm saying? [00:50:06] At Tori. [00:50:08] Tori Lane. [00:50:09] I hope lives at TikTok shares this. [00:50:11] No. [00:50:12] This is what people are trying to teach their children. [00:50:14] That's how they eat it from the back. [00:50:16] How to eat it from the back. [00:50:18] What if you found out your kid was going to school and how to eat it from the back? [00:50:20] Learning. [00:50:21] That'd be fire. [00:50:22] Yeah, that'd be fire. [00:50:23] Word, though. [00:50:24] That'd be fire. [00:50:25] I'd be like, yo, teach me a little something, bro. [00:50:28] This might have to be 23 Jumpstreet away, bro. [00:50:31] I'm going back to middle school. [00:50:35] You want Billy Manuel? [00:50:37] I'm sitting at a little test like this. [00:50:40] So you guys are supportive of the New York State school system. [00:50:45] You didn't do that as a guest. [00:50:46] Yes. [00:50:46] What, learn how to hit a friend? [00:50:47] Back to cat? [00:50:48] Yeah. [00:50:48] Say again? [00:50:49] Oh, no, no. [00:50:51] I didn't learn how to eat it from the back at all. [00:50:54] You had a sex ed class. [00:50:56] I had a sex ed class. [00:50:57] I learned mad shit about fallopian tubes. [00:51:00] Yeah. [00:51:00] So they should learn that shit too. [00:51:02] Say again? [00:51:02] They should learn that shit too. [00:51:03] They can learn about fallopian tubes. [00:51:05] Okay. [00:51:05] That's fine. [00:51:06] What you think? [00:51:07] You think she's talking about low-key? [00:51:09] You know, she don't like dick. [00:51:10] They can't learn about fallopian tubes. [00:51:12] Why not? [00:51:13] Why? [00:51:13] For what? [00:51:14] What is it going to do? [00:51:14] If your fallopian tube is broken, my son is going to fix it. [00:51:17] Yep. [00:51:19] You might have a GYM prodigy right there, bro. [00:51:21] Yeah, but then learn that when you go to OBGYN school. [00:51:24] But he could be Dookie House or know that shit by elementary. [00:51:26] Yeah, you want to kill it. [00:51:28] Wow. [00:51:29] Young Schultzy. [00:51:30] Young Donkey. [00:51:31] I'm surprised I got all those words right there, buddy, bro. [00:51:34] I killed that shit. [00:51:35] That was like Ninja Warrior right there. [00:51:36] That was so cool. [00:51:37] Dude, that was a lot of teens right there. [00:51:39] Yo. [00:51:41] Okay, so you're saying I could have a child prodigy, and if he doesn't learn to hit it from the back or eat it from the back from school, then he might never like reach his full potential. [00:51:48] Exactly. [00:51:50] In that case, I would be fine if Jenny Bravo taught my kid about hitting it from the back or eating it like a champ. [00:51:59] So we support not lives with TikTok. [00:52:02] Nice. [00:52:03] Yeah. [00:52:03] Yeah. [00:52:04] Hell yeah. [00:52:04] I'm not supportive of libs with TikTok, bro. [00:52:07] I really don't think too many parents have a problem with that shit. [00:52:10] I think just the ones who do have a problem are a lot louder. [00:52:14] Because the ones that don't care, they just not say shit. [00:52:16] Yeah, in general, I think the people who have a problem are much louder with their shit. [00:52:18] Yeah, but like, don't teach my kid about all this shit, bro. [00:52:21] It's like, come on. [00:52:22] Yeah, but like, they're going to learn it anyway. [00:52:24] Like, you can. [00:52:25] How? [00:52:26] What you mean? [00:52:27] They see a mother and daughter. [00:52:29] I mean, I'm sorry. [00:52:31] Shit. [00:52:31] Husband and wife. [00:52:32] What's school? [00:52:33] Or they might see. [00:52:34] I showed moms or something. [00:52:35] I saw a lesbian babysitter when I was younger. [00:52:38] And you didn't ask no questions? [00:52:40] I didn't know she was a lesbian, bro. [00:52:41] Nobody told me about it. [00:52:42] She didn't tell me she would have her friend Floor come over. [00:52:46] Floor. [00:52:47] And I guaranteed they were lesbian. [00:52:48] Floor was super dike with the Russell athletic and the gold chain on it. [00:52:53] So instead of watching you, they would just munch it on box. [00:52:57] Probably. [00:52:58] Probably. [00:53:00] Low-key shoot. [00:53:01] And then he was on Google looking up lesbian porn. [00:53:03] I was like, Google, son, I was little. [00:53:05] I didn't have computers yet. [00:53:08] Yeah. [00:53:08] Didn't invent computers? [00:53:09] No. [00:53:10] Not at this place. [00:53:11] We didn't have computers yet. [00:53:13] Low-key, this is before I had a computer. [00:53:14] I had a lesbian babysitter, bro. [00:53:17] Yes. [00:53:17] And she would make me fucking tuna and rice, bro. [00:53:21] So we would both munch on tuna. [00:53:24] But she would. [00:53:25] Magdalena was her name. [00:53:27] Yeah. [00:53:27] Shout out to Magdalena, the GOAT. [00:53:28] There you go. [00:53:29] So you learned that. [00:53:30] She never told me about no gay shit. [00:53:31] I didn't know she was gay. [00:53:32] I didn't give a fuck. [00:53:33] She just loved me. [00:53:33] I love her. [00:53:34] She goes and loves whoever she loves on her own free time. [00:53:37] It was perfect. [00:53:39] Why she got to tell me about it? [00:53:40] She eats a girl's pussy. [00:53:41] Like, I didn't learn about transformers. [00:53:44] Hey, this is the person I'm dating. [00:53:45] She can tell me that. [00:53:46] She is a transformer. [00:53:48] She tells me she's eating her pussy. [00:53:50] Like, that's how she would say it. [00:53:51] Hey, this is my friend. [00:53:52] I ate her pussy from the bank. [00:53:55] It's flawed. [00:53:56] I'm just saying, like, it's none of my business. [00:53:57] You might have benefited from that for real, though. [00:53:59] Why do kids need to know everything? [00:54:01] They know too much. [00:54:03] Shrink it down. [00:54:04] Lie. [00:54:05] No lie. [00:54:06] Just omit. [00:54:09] Don't try that one. [00:54:10] Try that one at home, bro. [00:54:15] I mean, fuck. [00:54:17] The world is difficult, bro. [00:54:19] Don't you think the world is difficult? [00:54:21] Ah, gosh, what you gonna teach your kids? [00:54:23] No, but he's allowed to, bro. [00:54:24] He's Hindu, Indian. [00:54:25] Like, he's allowed to teach his kids, like, yo, just be a scientist. [00:54:28] Fuck all the rest of that shit. [00:54:29] Son, they learned Kama Sutra in age six, bro. [00:54:31] He's allowed to be in a repressive household. [00:54:33] You know what I mean? [00:54:34] When did y'all learn? [00:54:36] My kids ain't gonna learn it ever. [00:54:37] No, but when did you like it? [00:54:38] Me 32-year-old virgins. [00:54:40] Fuck y'all. [00:54:40] You're not gonna get pussy for me. [00:54:42] You ain't look forward to wanting to try all those positions and shit? [00:54:45] No. [00:54:48] No. [00:54:48] Ain't that fucked up, bro? [00:54:50] The whole manual, son. [00:54:51] Son, that's crazy. [00:54:54] I saw a copy of the Kama Sutra when I was like 13, 14, and I was like, this shit looks hard. [00:55:00] He started crying. [00:55:01] He started crying. [00:55:02] This shit looks hard. [00:55:04] Who's doing this? [00:55:06] He's so hot. [00:55:07] Yeah. [00:55:08] Y'all invented it. [00:55:09] You should be proud of this. [00:55:10] No, I think it was like, let's just see what. [00:55:13] It was like, you know, Tony Hawk when you just try to do the most creative trick. [00:55:16] I think that's what it was. [00:55:17] Like, let's just see how crazy we can get with it. [00:55:19] Let's just draw the wildest shit. [00:55:21] You think he's drawing weird positions? [00:55:23] You look at those drawings. [00:55:24] Nobody doing that. [00:55:25] They doing that shit, though. [00:55:26] Look up some drawings. [00:55:27] It's wild. [00:55:28] But there's probably some normal shit there, too. [00:55:30] Yeah. [00:55:30] I mean, look, some of those you could do. [00:55:32] Yeah. [00:55:32] Some of those you could do. [00:55:33] At the time. [00:55:35] This was never done before at the time. [00:55:36] This was groundbreaking. [00:55:39] That's the kickflip right there. [00:55:40] Like, for a long time, people were skateboarding. [00:55:42] All of a sudden, they started doing the little hot shot. [00:55:44] But what is that position called? [00:55:45] I wonder if they got that. [00:55:46] I don't think this is actually the Commission. [00:55:48] I don't think the Commission Sutra had a position called The Bridges of Madison County. [00:55:52] No, I don't know what you pulled up, Miles. [00:55:55] It was very ahead of his time. [00:55:56] Dirty, Mark pulled that up. [00:55:59] Studio 54 or dude, the studio 54 was a lot like 69. [00:56:04] It seems like that's kind of just a rebrand. [00:56:05] No, but it's too hoes. [00:56:06] That's right. [00:56:07] But yeah. [00:56:08] Hey, yo, go back. [00:56:10] Wait, which one? [00:56:11] There's one? [00:56:12] Nah, go back. [00:56:13] There was one that was wild. [00:56:14] I wonder if they did. [00:56:15] My man was doing like a back handstand. [00:56:17] Yeah, that's the Bridges of Madison County. [00:56:18] That shit is super A-yo. [00:56:20] No, that's you. [00:56:21] That's you on your back. [00:56:22] Super A-yo. [00:56:24] That's not on your back. [00:56:25] No, no, my. [00:56:26] I didn't do that. [00:56:27] All the blood go to my fucking nose, and I just pass out. [00:56:31] Bro, you like being on your back. [00:56:33] This is basically just on your back. [00:56:34] But that's not on my back. [00:56:35] That's actually the worst thing. [00:56:36] That's basically on your back. [00:56:37] No, that's the uh, not poltergeist. [00:56:39] What's the shit? [00:56:40] Exorcist down the stairs. [00:56:41] Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:56:42] Yeah, that's a dangerous position. [00:56:44] I wouldn't fuck with that. [00:56:45] There's no God in that. [00:56:47] I can't believe we can't even get the actual comma sutra. [00:56:49] I wonder what your you remember your hook situation? [00:56:52] I wonder what that's called in the comic sutra. [00:56:54] I invented that. [00:56:55] Nah, they got that shit. [00:56:56] I invented that. [00:56:57] I invented that. [00:56:58] They got every position. [00:56:59] No, not that one. [00:57:01] Why is that shit mad popular? [00:57:03] The Bridges of Madison County one. [00:57:07] Where's Madison County? [00:57:08] What do they call the one where like five guys rape a lizard? [00:57:11] I think what do they call that? [00:57:14] What's the name of that? [00:57:15] The Hudiana, probably. [00:57:16] That's all right. [00:57:17] What's Hudiana? [00:57:18] That's a state. [00:57:18] Oh, that's where they'd be raping. [00:57:20] Oh, really? [00:57:21] You know who you are. [00:57:24] Can we talk about something that popped up? [00:57:26] This was fucking berserk. [00:57:28] It's mind-boggling. [00:57:29] You popped up when you heard about it. [00:57:31] I did not. [00:57:32] I did not, bro. [00:57:33] I did not. [00:57:34] I am not attracted to Bad Baby. [00:57:37] Same. [00:57:38] But that cannot be said for 16.3 million people on this ramp. [00:57:42] Brody. [00:57:43] Shorty said that she made $50 million on OnlyFans. [00:57:46] She was a little upset that she was known as the Cash Me Outside girl. [00:57:49] She's like, I've done many more things besides that, which she has. [00:57:52] Yeah. [00:57:52] But oftentimes, the thing that you do that is infamous defines you. [00:57:59] So that's not to say that you haven't done other things in your career and that she hasn't been incredibly successful. [00:58:04] Yo, 50 million when she said that on OnlyFans, bro? [00:58:08] I think we got to check that out, bro. [00:58:11] She, oh, you mean the actual content? [00:58:13] I thought you were going to say, make sure it's true. [00:58:14] She posted receipts. [00:58:15] Miles looked up pictures already. [00:58:16] One stamp ahead of you. [00:58:18] Apparently, no nudity. [00:58:21] 50 million. [00:58:22] No titties. [00:58:23] What does she show? [00:58:24] Her and like bras and shit like that, bro. [00:58:26] All right, let's check it, bro. [00:58:27] Let's check it. [00:58:27] What do we got? [00:58:28] Let's see. [00:58:30] Pay the girl. [00:58:31] Give her $5. [00:58:32] All right. [00:58:33] So I just paid for her OnlyFans with my credit card. [00:58:35] You think they're fake? [00:58:36] Shockingly quiet, bro. [00:58:38] Yeah. [00:58:38] That's why they're so popular because they're real. [00:58:41] Oh, they're real. [00:58:42] Yeah. [00:58:43] I mean, unreal soup halves. [00:58:45] Yeah. [00:58:45] Yeah. [00:58:46] Loki, I kind of think the fact that she doesn't show nipple makes it even better. [00:58:51] That's that's Jaws. [00:58:52] You know what I mean? [00:58:53] You don't see the shark. [00:58:54] You see the sharks. [00:58:54] So you the whole time you're like, whoa. [00:58:56] Oh, my God. [00:58:57] That's the best shark ever. [00:58:58] You know? [00:59:01] I mean, 50 million, though. [00:59:02] These girls showing pussy are dumbasses. [00:59:06] Imagine you showing pussy and you make in $5,000. [00:59:09] And this girl is just in bikinis and bras and made 50 motherfucking million, dude. [00:59:16] That's crazy. [00:59:17] Yeah, that's nuts. [00:59:18] 50 mil? [00:59:20] Yeah. [00:59:21] Would you take that down? [00:59:23] Would you holler a bad baby? [00:59:25] For 50 mil? [00:59:27] You could be a sugar baby. [00:59:28] Oh, respect. [00:59:29] Harry Man, bro. [00:59:30] Love my wife. [00:59:39] bro. [00:59:41] Love my wife. [00:59:42] Love my wife. [00:59:44] Amber Heard, though. [00:59:47] No, that's a hypothetical. [00:59:48] Amber Heard is a hypothetical. [00:59:49] Dude, hypothetical. [00:59:51] Yeah, you think he was asking you genuinely? [00:59:52] I don't know if you was being serious, bro. [00:59:54] You trying to break up my marriage dickhead? [00:59:56] Fucking dickhead. [00:59:57] Yeah, you fouled for that, bro. [00:59:58] Yeah, you told me I wasn't breaking up my marriage, bro. [01:00:01] Fucking married, bro. [01:00:02] Like, you know, my wife. [01:00:04] Dickhead. === Handling Marriage Drama (02:04) === [01:00:05] My bad. [01:00:06] Yeah, it is your bad. [01:00:07] Schultz Schultz. [01:00:09] Almost got me in crazy trouble right there, son of a bitch. [01:00:12] Let's get out of here. [01:00:14] Would I hypothetically smash? [01:00:16] No, now you can't answer it, bro. [01:00:17] Now you can't answer. [01:00:18] You're a married man. [01:00:19] I'm a married man, bro. [01:00:20] I don't even hypothetically smash. [01:00:21] Yeah, and you couldn't. [01:00:22] You couldn't even handle that, probably. [01:00:24] Jaw? [01:00:24] You probably couldn't even take all that down. [01:00:26] Jaw? [01:00:27] What? [01:00:28] You couldn't handle all that titty. [01:00:29] That's for damn sure. [01:00:31] I can handle it. [01:00:31] Y'all couldn't handle all that titty. [01:00:32] I can't handle it, bro. [01:00:33] You think you can handle all that titty? [01:00:35] You try to like wipe out, bro. [01:00:36] I'd slide across. [01:00:38] I'd be all over that. [01:00:40] Al, do you think you can handle all that titty? [01:00:42] Nah, she just turned 18 last year. [01:00:43] I'm good. [01:00:44] She just turned 18 last year? [01:00:45] Yeah. [01:00:46] Oh, God damn. [01:00:46] Y'all are gross. [01:00:47] Yeah, I think it's even looking at this thing. [01:00:50] I'm looking at you just judging. [01:00:52] She's 19. [01:00:53] Yeah. [01:00:54] She turned 18 last year. [01:00:56] That's what I just said. [01:00:57] Yeah, I'm 25. [01:00:58] That's fine. [01:00:59] Yeah, this ain't no different than a sports illustrated chick. [01:01:01] They're all like 19. [01:01:02] Yeah, Sophia's already. [01:01:03] No, those girls are way poorer. [01:01:05] How old is it true? [01:01:06] Those girls are fucking poppers. [01:01:08] Yeah, what dumb idiot would do fucking Sports Illustrated instead of OnlyFans? [01:01:12] Think about that. [01:01:12] Like these Victoria Secret models. [01:01:14] Yeah. [01:01:14] She's blowing them away for the same pictures. [01:01:17] But you got to get the fame to make this kind of money. [01:01:19] So maybe that's the play. [01:01:20] Yeah, yeah. [01:01:21] Not necessarily. [01:01:21] The girl with a girl, we don't know nothing about. [01:01:24] But she's definitely showing lips, though. [01:01:25] She got to be, right? [01:01:27] We don't know. [01:01:27] I think we need to do more research. [01:01:29] I think most of the people in the top don't show that much. [01:01:31] I know Cardi don't show. [01:01:32] What does she do? [01:01:33] What do people get OnlyFans for? [01:01:35] Messaging. [01:01:35] Yeah. [01:01:36] Ah. [01:01:37] You get to talk to Cardi. [01:01:39] God damn. [01:01:39] That's pretty cool. [01:01:41] 10,000 messages. [01:01:42] You get to think you talk to Cardi. [01:01:43] Yeah. [01:01:44] Yeah. [01:01:44] It's like Santa Claus, bro. [01:01:46] Son, it's crazy. [01:01:46] He goes around the whole world in one night. [01:01:49] This guy's amazing. [01:01:50] Santa Claus. [01:01:52] Well, shit, man. [01:01:53] Shout out to Bad Baby. [01:01:54] Good for you, girl. [01:01:55] Okay, guys. [01:01:56] That's been an episode of Flagrant 2. [01:01:58] We love you. [01:01:58] We appreciate you. [01:02:00] We hope you liked our drop, our Tuesday, Wednesday drop. [01:02:05] Let us know what y'all think, man. [01:02:07] Thank you so much for supporting us. [01:02:08] We appreciate y'all.