Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - How I sold out Radio City TWICE
Aired: 2022-04-19
Duration: 01:28:08


=== Bill Gates Shows Up (10:46) ===

[00:00:09]  Bill Gates shows up.
[00:00:11]  Motherfucking William Gates.
[00:00:13]  William Gates shows up to the show, sits in the audience.
[00:00:17]  Dove comes before I go on.
[00:00:19]  He just comes out.
[00:00:19]  He goes, Yo, here's something crazy.
[00:00:21]  Don't worry, it's not bad, but I just got to tell you.
[00:00:22]  I'm like, what's up?
[00:00:23]  He goes, Bill Gates is here.
[00:00:25]  I go, what?
[00:00:26]  He goes, yeah.
[00:00:26]  I'm like, I'm like, for what?
[00:00:27]  Like, we didn't have a vaccine policy, so I don't know if he was like part of a protest or some shit like that.
[00:00:32]  Man, you would need my money, yo.
[00:00:33]  Maybe you're creating the new COVID.
[00:00:35]  That's what he was doing.
[00:00:36]  He got another motherfucker.
[00:00:39]  So he comes in.
[00:00:40]  He's like, Yeah, dude, you know, Bill Gates is here.
[00:00:43]  It is what it is.
[00:00:43]  What was the whole deal with that?
[00:00:45]  Did we know beforehand you guys just didn't want to tell me?
[00:00:48]  Found out maybe 20 minutes before.
[00:00:50]  I was thinking not to tell you, just to throw you off or something.
[00:00:53]  And I was telling the media guys, don't scare them off with cameras.
[00:00:56]  Yeah.
[00:00:56]  I mean, you could sneak it later, but still.
[00:00:59]  And apparently, he reached out or someone in his group reached out to like Masses Core Garden that owns Radio City to their VIP services.
[00:01:06]  They told me.
[00:01:06]  I thought they were fucking with me, too.
[00:01:08]  Okay, so the craziest thing about this is not only have we talked wild shit about Bill Gates, like wild shit.
[00:01:16]  What don't say we?
[00:01:17]  No, not we.
[00:01:18]  We family.
[00:01:20]  We said it in a Netflix joint.
[00:01:22]  It was we.
[00:01:23]  It was we.
[00:01:24]  And then it came out of your mouth.
[00:01:26]  Oh, it was like weed.
[00:01:27]  It's like Bill Gates saw the show, and that was you.
[00:01:31]  I never saw that.
[00:01:32]  Mark was so hype.
[00:01:33]  Mark say shit, yo.
[00:01:34]  Mark, yo, nice.
[00:01:38]  Everybody talks to the billionaire today in front of you, right?
[00:01:40]  Yeah.
[00:01:40]  And then you want to be besties.
[00:01:42]  Bro, he's a fan, dude.
[00:01:43]  Come on.
[00:01:44]  Yo, so anyway, so we talked wild shit.
[00:01:46]  I had a joke in an earlier special where I was talking about I would grab his dick.
[00:01:52]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:01:53]  So that was my first reach out to him.
[00:01:56]  Wait, no, I thought he grabs your dick.
[00:01:57]  Yeah, I thought he grabs your dick.
[00:01:58]  Whatever, yo.
[00:01:59]  I'll grab it back.
[00:02:01]  I'm not selfish.
[00:02:01]  It's not whatever.
[00:02:02]  He would grab my dick.
[00:02:04]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:02:04]  You try to make it sound more alpha.
[00:02:07]  I'll grab his dick anytime.
[00:02:09]  Yo, word, imagine he came there like, yo, what's up with that off?
[00:02:14]  That just came back safe.
[00:02:15]  Yo, you'd have to let him do it.
[00:02:16]  Yo, yeah.
[00:02:17]  You have to show him Microsoft.
[00:02:18]  100% I get that Microsoft.
[00:02:20]  Come on now.
[00:02:21]  So I saw, I've talked about him touching my penis, which that's fine.
[00:02:25]  You know, totally fine.
[00:02:26]  That's just a silly joke about him and only him.
[00:02:28]  But then one of our best jokes is, do you have the clip?
[00:02:30]  I have a few clips.
[00:02:31]  Okay, so this is one of apparently our best jokes.
[00:02:33]  I don't know what we were on at Miami, but cocaine seems right.
[00:02:36]  This is apparently right after one of you guys showed me a picture of the Bill and Melinda Gates family.
[00:02:42]  Yes.
[00:02:42]  And his daughter had the soup.
[00:02:46]  Not even related to the show.
[00:02:49]  It has nothing to do with anything.
[00:02:50]  But we are just going full gorilla mode at this picture that Mark pulled up.
[00:02:56]  Hold on.
[00:02:57]  Move out.
[00:02:59]  Hold on.
[00:03:06]  All right, Bill.
[00:03:07]  This man showed up to the show.
[00:03:09]  He showed up to the show, Radio City Music Hall.
[00:03:11]  He sat in the audience and he was laughing at the show, knowing full well that we were salivating over his daughter.
[00:03:17]  And then, in case he wasn't sure of what you said, yeah, because what did I say?
[00:03:20]  This is mostly just grunting and sort of doing monkey noises.
[00:03:23]  So it's not really, you know, it's not that crazy.
[00:03:25]  Yeah, but it's not disrespectful just yet.
[00:03:27]  Yeah, it's not disrespectful just yet.
[00:03:28]  And then you had to say, what did I say, though?
[00:03:30]  Bill Gates produced some nice little pussy, bro.
[00:03:33]  With the body?
[00:03:40]  Why y'all let me say these things, bro?
[00:03:42]  Yeah, you wild boy.
[00:03:43]  Why y'all let me say these things?
[00:03:45]  Crazy.
[00:03:45]  You didn't want to edit that out, Miles?
[00:03:47]  Yeah, geez.
[00:03:48]  You didn't know these motherfuckers are showing up to the shows now.
[00:03:53]  You didn't know that?
[00:03:54]  You let me say the words.
[00:03:56]  Bill Gates produced some nice little pussy on the podcast.
[00:03:59]  I made it louder.
[00:04:00]  I made it louder.
[00:04:02]  Bro, there's no way.
[00:04:03]  Okay, so was his daughter at the show as well?
[00:04:05]  I believe so.
[00:04:06]  What do you think the chances are that his daughter is the reason that they came and his daughter became?
[00:04:11]  Daughter, the reason I came.
[00:04:13]  Jesus.
[00:04:14]  Nope.
[00:04:16]  These three right here.
[00:04:17]  Wow, bro.
[00:04:18]  That was disgusting right there, dude.
[00:04:20]  That was disgusting right there.
[00:04:22]  That was disgusting.
[00:04:22]  We only hate Melinda together.
[00:04:24]  Yeah.
[00:04:24]  Stinking ass bitch.
[00:04:25]  You and me thinking.
[00:04:26]  All day, you and me been bonding over this.
[00:04:28]  That's probably why he came.
[00:04:29]  He knew he had a friend.
[00:04:30]  You got a friend in me.
[00:04:31]  You don't talk shit about your ex-wife.
[00:04:33]  I got you.
[00:04:34]  That bitch ain't shit.
[00:04:35]  She ain't.
[00:04:38]  You got to pivot in his hating on this room.
[00:04:41]  I'm crazy.
[00:04:42]  Why you got to pivot?
[00:04:44]  You said hating.
[00:04:44]  You tell us shit about that nice shit.
[00:04:47]  She's mom, bro.
[00:04:49]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:04:50]  The daughter came, and that's the mom.
[00:04:52]  Yeah, that's the mom.
[00:04:53]  That's someone's mom right there.
[00:04:54]  Who came?
[00:04:55]  Melinda, bro.
[00:04:57]  Yeah.
[00:04:58]  Oh, you think she came?
[00:04:59]  No, not like that.
[00:05:00]  Oh, no.
[00:05:01]  The daughter was there.
[00:05:02]  The daughter was there?
[00:05:03]  What podcast are you on right now?
[00:05:04]  The daughter was at the show.
[00:05:05]  Are you paying attention to what's going on?
[00:05:07]  I know.
[00:05:08]  Bill was at the show with the daughter.
[00:05:09]  Yeah, the daughter is why he came.
[00:05:11]  Because she saw the pod where we were talking about her, and her friends probably sent her the clips.
[00:05:14]  Guaranteed.
[00:05:14]  She's a huge fan.
[00:05:15]  Shout out.
[00:05:16]  Thank you for listening.
[00:05:17]  100.
[00:05:18]  Okay.
[00:05:19]  I don't want to do that.
[00:05:20]  What?
[00:05:22]  Right, I'm the crazy one.
[00:05:23]  You are crazy, bro.
[00:05:24]  You're crazy.
[00:05:25]  You're talking wild shit about her mom, bro.
[00:05:27]  I'm gladly.
[00:05:27]  Yo, her mom was in the Kingsman, son.
[00:05:29]  How are you going to fucking hate on that movie?
[00:05:31]  That movie was fire, bro.
[00:05:32]  That shit was straight flames, dude.
[00:05:36]  You know?
[00:05:37]  I was just insulting a man who came out to the show.
[00:05:40]  I'm not insulting him.
[00:05:41]  I'm insulting his bitch ex-wife.
[00:05:42]  That's crazy.
[00:05:43]  And he had a great time.
[00:05:44]  He was laughing the whole time.
[00:05:45]  Yeah.
[00:05:45]  Yeah.
[00:05:46]  That's cool.
[00:05:46]  Yeah, insulting him, his daughter, and her two-plus-ones, bro.
[00:05:50]  That is them four.
[00:05:52]  That's crazy.
[00:05:52]  That is them for it.
[00:05:54]  Yo, y'all can't just talk about Bill Gates' daughter's knockers like that, bro.
[00:05:59]  We don't talk, man.
[00:06:00]  That's enough.
[00:06:05]  Guys, this is inappropriate.
[00:06:07]  Okay?
[00:06:08]  We're supposed to talk about what a success this was for us and how much fun it is.
[00:06:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:06:13]  That's what we're supposed to be talking about.
[00:06:15]  What a great night.
[00:06:16]  Now we're talking about Bill Gates' daughter's tits.
[00:06:18]  Yeah.
[00:06:19]  Huge as fuck.
[00:06:20]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:06:21]  Just sitting on the seat in front of her.
[00:06:23]  That shit was crazy, bro.
[00:06:24]  She sat down and she just put them titties on the fucking chair in front of her.
[00:06:27]  They bought all the seats, bro.
[00:06:30]  They bought eight seats in a circle and she was just wrestling tits everywhere, dude.
[00:06:35]  Yo, resting tit face.
[00:06:37]  That's what we were looking at the whole night.
[00:06:40]  Al, you gotta chill, man.
[00:06:42]  You really gotta chill.
[00:06:44]  You gotta chill, too.
[00:06:46]  Bill Gates gonna make you sterile, bro.
[00:06:49]  Bill Gates is gonna give you the wish you always switch.
[00:06:52]  I can't get it out.
[00:06:55]  I was like, where was this 10 years ago?
[00:06:59]  But for real, for real, guys.
[00:07:01]  You need to stop talking crazy, bro.
[00:07:03]  Can we bleep some of this?
[00:07:04]  No.
[00:07:05]  Yes, also that.
[00:07:06]  We gotta do that.
[00:07:06]  Can we get back on track?
[00:07:07]  You know what?
[00:07:08]  I'd like to mash up against some windows.
[00:07:10]  No, no, no.
[00:07:10]  Okay.
[00:07:10]  So, how was it, though?
[00:07:11]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:07:12]  Wait, I'm not sure.
[00:07:14]  How do we know what he's going to say?
[00:07:15]  Give him a chance.
[00:07:15]  Was it a momentous occasion to be there with your family?
[00:07:18]  Yo, it was great to be there with my family, my parents, you know?
[00:07:24]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:07:25]  And my mom's tits weren't the biggest in the audience that night.
[00:07:28]  That's a fact.
[00:07:30]  That's a fact.
[00:07:30]  This is a fan.
[00:07:31]  Don't talk about the fans like that.
[00:07:32]  No, no, no, for real, dude.
[00:07:34]  Hey, hey, hold on, huh.
[00:07:35]  We've all talked about everybody's tits, our moms included.
[00:07:38]  So, you know, Bill, he gets it.
[00:07:40]  Yeah.
[00:07:40]  That's what we do on this show.
[00:07:41]  That's an opportunity, I guess.
[00:07:43]  Yeah.
[00:07:44]  We're woke, bro.
[00:07:45]  Yeah.
[00:07:46]  We're woke.
[00:07:46]  Radio City.
[00:07:47]  20s, bro.
[00:07:48]  Radio motherfucking city.
[00:07:50]  No, that was crazy.
[00:07:50]  That was absolutely crazy.
[00:07:51]  Thank you so much, everybody, who came out.
[00:07:53]  That was a dream come true.
[00:07:54]  And I'm still processing.
[00:07:56]  I haven't even had any time to process it, to be honest with you.
[00:07:58]  That was crazy, man.
[00:07:59]  How'd it feel being back home?
[00:08:01]  When you step out on that stage, what are you thinking when you're looking out there?
[00:08:06]  I thought about this a little bit today.
[00:08:08]  Like, I cried all yesterday, the entire day.
[00:08:11]  Yeah.
[00:08:12]  In and out of crying.
[00:08:12]  I got emotional seeing you get emotional.
[00:08:14]  He got emotional on stage.
[00:08:15]  I got emotional on stage.
[00:08:16]  At the very end of the show when he was saying thank you, you could see him getting emotional.
[00:08:19]  That got me.
[00:08:19]  I almost cried.
[00:08:20]  Then yesterday I watched the movie Coda.
[00:08:23]  Told you.
[00:08:24]  You saw it?
[00:08:25]  He told us about it on the podcast.
[00:08:27]  Yeah.
[00:08:27]  Oh, you did?
[00:08:29]  It was incredible.
[00:08:31]  Was that when he was talking about gay shit?
[00:08:33]  Yeah, he was talking about movies and stuff like that.
[00:08:36]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:08:36]  Well, I watched that shit when I was already emotional and trying to process all the feels.
[00:08:40]  I know it didn't.
[00:08:41]  Fam first of all, the movie is kids of deaf adults or whatever, right?
[00:08:46]  Children of Dev Alif.
[00:08:48]  And so the whole movie, I'm just waiting for the parents to start yelling at each other in that accent, right?
[00:08:56]  You know what I mean?
[00:08:58]  They yell with their hands.
[00:09:00]  But eventually you're going to be so upset that you just go, get in your room.
[00:09:05]  Right?
[00:09:05]  Like, because, you know.
[00:09:08]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:09:08]  Like, this falls out.
[00:09:10]  Yeah, it just volumes.
[00:09:10]  If my mom is yelling at me and all I got to do is, and I don't hear nothing from her, any, you know what I'm saying?
[00:09:15]  Like, if that's all I got to do is close my eyes and then my mom can't yell at me no more.
[00:09:18]  That's what I would have done.
[00:09:19]  But the girl was very, was very sweet.
[00:09:21]  But the last 20 minutes, I cried the whole fucking time.
[00:09:24]  Unbelievable.
[00:09:26]  Have you guys seen it yet?
[00:09:27]  See you by the next time.
[00:09:28]  We'll talk about Wednesday.
[00:09:29]  I told you it was an amazing movie.
[00:09:30]  I was so emotional in that shit.
[00:09:32]  I watched the last scene of Billy Elliott as well.
[00:09:34]  What?
[00:09:34]  Which one?
[00:09:35]  Do you know Billy Elliott?
[00:09:36]  Yeah, the kid that wants to dance.
[00:09:37]  To be a ballerina.
[00:09:38]  Did they make him be a boxer?
[00:09:39]  No, he's not a boxer.
[00:09:40]  You're Billy Elliott, bro.
[00:09:41]  Yeah, yeah, I know that.
[00:09:42]  You're Billy Elliott.
[00:09:43]  Yeah, that's why I watched it, bro.
[00:09:45]  That's why I watched it.
[00:09:46]  Have we never done this?
[00:09:47]  What is this movie about?
[00:09:48]  He doesn't go be a boxer.
[00:09:49]  He just wants to be a dancer.
[00:09:50]  They force him to be a boxer.
[00:09:52]  They're like, yo, you got to be a boxer.
[00:09:53]  He's like, I'm not a boxer.
[00:09:53]  I just want to dance.
[00:09:54]  Are you watching two different movies?
[00:09:55]  Well, yeah, this is like Billy Elliott, but for ballet instead of being deaf.
[00:09:59]  Okay.
[00:10:00]  It's the same.
[00:10:01]  He's not a boxer.
[00:10:02]  He's saying he's a boxer.
[00:10:03]  All these stories are basically like working class parents don't want their kids to be artists.
[00:10:07]  And then once they're good, they're like, okay, you're good.
[00:10:10]  I love that story.
[00:10:11]  It's like my favorite story.
[00:10:12]  Yeah.
[00:10:13]  But I just watched the last scene.
[00:10:16]  Isn't it great?
[00:10:18]  My uncle made me watch October Sky.
[00:10:20]  This is so Indian.
[00:10:21]  It's the same thing, but the kid wants to be a scientist.
[00:10:23]  And he's like, his parents want to be a coal miner.
[00:10:26]  And my uncle's like, you need to watch this movie.
[00:10:28]  That's hilarious.
[00:10:30]  That's the dream.
[00:10:31]  It's like, hey, this kid wants to be a cult.
[00:10:33]  No, you got to be a scientist.
[00:10:34]  I love that Indiana.
[00:10:35]  You showed that film Billy Elliott, Coal Miners Kids again, but to be a dancer.
[00:10:40]  To be a dancer.
[00:10:41]  Don't watch that movie.
[00:10:42]  Be a watcher sky.
[00:10:44]  That's what you do.
[00:10:44]  I mean, the Billie Elliott thing, the last scene when the father sees his kids, oh, I mean, you guys haven't seen it, have you?
[00:10:49]  No, no, no.
[00:10:50]  I mean, if you're ready for a cry.
[00:10:52]  It's still straight.
[00:10:53]  You watch fucking Coda when you didn't even have to.

=== Billy Elliott Dreams (14:38) ===

[00:10:56]  All right, so I'm bye right now.
[00:10:58]  But you fucking buy, bro.
[00:11:00]  You are bye.
[00:11:01]  Okay.
[00:11:01]  Wait, so can you explain to people why Radio City was important?
[00:11:04]  Like, why is this more important than fucking back on this shit?
[00:11:06]  We're on Coda now, nigga.
[00:11:09]  Can it?
[00:11:10]  All right, Coda made you cry.
[00:11:13]  No, this is good.
[00:11:15]  It's funny that you needed 15 minutes to tell Marcus Fine, like, look at that.
[00:11:19]  I know about Bill Gates' daughter.
[00:11:23]  Radio City was important because obviously I'm from New York.
[00:11:26]  So growing up, neither of my parents, I have no like religion.
[00:11:29]  I have no identity really outside of New York.
[00:11:31]  I know I'm white, but like when you're white, you don't identify as white.
[00:11:34]  I don't care about it.
[00:11:35]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:11:35]  So it's like you're not forced to recognize it because it's what is out there.
[00:11:40]  So my identity was always just wrapped around New York.
[00:11:43]  And it was wrapped around, I guess, Manhattan, but just New York in general.
[00:11:47]  So I'm performing for my people.
[00:11:51]  So in the way they're like, I'm sure if you performed like in India or something like that, or if like George Lopez performs for Mexicans or Fluffy is performing at Dodger Stadium, LA, like for me, it's not about performing for people who look just like me because my identity has never been wrapped around people who look just like me because my whole life has been all these different people.
[00:12:09]  And just seeing this diverse group of people all come in and like support and laugh and everybody want to be made fun of.
[00:12:15]  And oh, it was just so awesome.
[00:12:17]  I'll go brought a sign.
[00:12:18]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:12:19]  It's my birthday.
[00:12:19]  Please roast me.
[00:12:20]  Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.
[00:12:21]  Yeah.
[00:12:22]  That was crazy.
[00:12:22]  It was just so cool, man.
[00:12:23]  Like, I don't know.
[00:12:24]  I'm going to process it over the next few days.
[00:12:26]  I haven't even had any time alone.
[00:12:28]  Yeah.
[00:12:28]  You know, it's like the next day my girl's family was in town.
[00:12:30]  We go out to eat.
[00:12:31]  And like, I haven't literally had like hours alone where I can just go, what, what just happened?
[00:12:36]  But as I was raising up in the elevator to go on stage.
[00:12:41]  That was amazing.
[00:12:42]  Intro is amazing.
[00:12:43]  It was like.
[00:12:43]  Volla killed the video.
[00:12:44]  Oh, yeah.
[00:12:45]  Shut the fuck numb show.
[00:12:48]  But, but yeah, as I was coming up in the elevator, it was like, it was cool.
[00:12:53]  It was like processing 14 years of work.
[00:12:56]  And it was a culmination of like 14 years of like putting everything into stand-up comedy and working every day and trying to figure out the business and like all the ups and downs and like not getting things that I really wanted, not having opportunities, finding different ways around it.
[00:13:11]  Like it was so cool.
[00:13:13]  It felt like there was like a montage going on in my head on the way up.
[00:13:17]  And then like you come over the lip and then you see the crowd and everybody's going crazy.
[00:13:22]  And I kind of smiled and then I kind of got lost in the first show.
[00:13:27]  The first show I got, I was able to get lost in.
[00:13:30]  It was really cool.
[00:13:31]  And I'll be honest, though, it was like, it was, it was the most similar thing I could say was the wedding.
[00:13:38]  But the wedding, there's more time where you're like present in it.
[00:13:43]  Like we did that one show and I was like free within the show.
[00:13:48]  And then right after that, you're like, job's not done.
[00:13:50]  Second show.
[00:13:50]  Kobe mode.
[00:13:51]  Let's get this ready for the second show.
[00:13:53]  What are the issues we might have?
[00:13:55]  How do we figure it out?
[00:13:56]  So, whereas the wedding, once you, I do, it's hang out party time.
[00:14:02]  Like, your responsibility's done.
[00:14:03]  Let's just go.
[00:14:04]  And, but yeah, man, it was just so cool to see all the people, all the people from New York Comedy Club coming out, right?
[00:14:11]  In the cellar coming out, and just like, even comics, like seeing comics tag me and things, like comics that I know that just bought tickets.
[00:14:19]  Ronnie Chang.
[00:14:20]  Ronnie pulling up.
[00:14:22]  Like that to me was so cool because that's the type of fan I was growing up where like even my contemporaries, I'm like, I just need to see what you're doing, like what this is about, what's going on.
[00:14:31]  It's like, how big can we make this?
[00:14:33]  And how intimate can it maintain?
[00:14:36]  You know, like even when we're out going to see BTS, like we're going to see BTS not because we're K-pop fans, it's because we're like, how do we do this at this scale?
[00:14:43]  And like, I felt, I mean, I hope people enjoyed it.
[00:14:49]  I felt proud and I felt like we delivered a show at scale.
[00:14:52]  That's the biggest indoor theater in the world, right?
[00:14:55]  Like, and 6,000 people.
[00:14:58]  And I think that we delivered a show that was like intimate and they felt part of and you didn't get lost in.
[00:15:02]  And I've heard people say when they go see stand-up shows sometimes that like, especially in big places, they can kind of get lost.
[00:15:09]  Yeah, I don't think I'll ever get to a point where I'm just like comfy or coasting.
[00:15:14]  Like the bigger it gets, the higher the stakes.
[00:15:16]  Yeah.
[00:15:17]  You know, like, I think there are some times maybe people get comfy and they just kind of phone things in, but like the bigger it gets, the more I feel like I have to justify like what we're bringing these people to.
[00:15:27]  So yeah, I'm just super grateful.
[00:15:30]  I still have to think about it a lot, but it was a, I mean, Radio City, man, it's like, there's two venues in New York you do.
[00:15:38]  There's Radio City and MSG.
[00:15:40]  Yeah.
[00:15:42]  You know, and like fucking, wow.
[00:15:45]  So we got one, we got one more to do.
[00:15:47]  I mean, yeah, just as a brother watching you was so fucking cool.
[00:15:51]  I'm getting emotional even thinking about it.
[00:15:52]  Like, you delivered a Super Bowl halftime.
[00:15:56]  Like, you delivered like it was a Super Bowl.
[00:15:57]  Like, you had the halftime show essentially at the end, whereas music and people fucking the gospel group coming out of the stage.
[00:16:03]  And I was just watching it.
[00:16:04]  I was a part of it.
[00:16:05]  And it was so cool to be a part of it.
[00:16:06]  But I was like, you guys crushed too, man.
[00:16:08]  Oh, thank you so much, man.
[00:16:09]  It was, but I knew, I was like, I'm going to do my seven minutes.
[00:16:12]  I'm going to make sure I don't go a fucking second over, Mark.
[00:16:15]  And because I knew this is my brother's Super Bowl, man.
[00:16:18]  And I was just so happy to be there.
[00:16:20]  And like that end, man, I was so proud of you and like delivering at every level.
[00:16:24]  That shit was so amazing to watch.
[00:16:26]  Wow.
[00:16:26]  Thank you.
[00:16:27]  And I was just so proud of you, man.
[00:16:28]  Thank you, brother.
[00:16:30]  Man, I started with this guy fucking at the bottom.
[00:16:32]  The bottom, bottom.
[00:16:33]  And he always had that confidence.
[00:16:35]  And that's the thing I've learned from him most is confidence and preparation at every single level.
[00:16:39]  Then there's a level of preparation I've never seen anybody do, which is at the end of the show, first of all, let me bring all my homies on stage, which other people in this business don't do.
[00:16:48]  Fuck comedy, any music, whatever.
[00:16:51]  They don't say, hey, Alex, come on stage.
[00:16:53]  Hey, Mark.
[00:16:53]  Hey, Akash, be a part of it.
[00:16:55]  Hey, Dove, be a part of it.
[00:16:56]  Hey, Jamil, you do the ads.
[00:16:57]  You're my homie since middle school.
[00:16:59]  Come out.
[00:16:59]  And then on top of that, it's a fire fucking show with an opera level singer singing New York, New York, and then an actual gospel group doing Alicia Key's part in the Empire State of Mind.
[00:17:09]  And I was just like, it was inspiring, man.
[00:17:11]  It was like, you learned watching it.
[00:17:12]  It was a masterclass.
[00:17:14]  Thank you, man.
[00:17:14]  Love you, man.
[00:17:15]  And the love letter at the beginning, too, was cool.
[00:17:17]  Amazing.
[00:17:18]  That shit was crazy.
[00:17:19]  Vala did an amazing job with this.
[00:17:21]  And I know that it was my wife and Vala and Shifty was taking the footage and like transferring it because they went and got, are we going to play it now?
[00:17:29]  Is it cool we watch?
[00:17:29]  Yeah, please.
[00:17:30]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:17:30]  But they did an awesome, awesome job with this.
[00:17:32]  Here it is.
[00:17:36]  Dear New York, I was born at Mount Sinai Hospital on 100th Street and Fifth Avenue.
[00:17:42]  I've spent the majority of my life on this island.
[00:17:45]  I want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart because New York is not just a city, it's an opportunity, an opportunity to access the greatest version of yourself, an opportunity for you to take the most ridiculous dream you have and risk it all to see it through.
[00:17:59]  Every New Yorker in this room had a family member that put everything on the line to make it here.
[00:18:03]  And if it wasn't someone in your family, then it's you rolling the dice, betting on yourself, betting on your dreams.
[00:18:10]  You see, the people that don't understand this call us cocky.
[00:18:13]  That's because a man with no aspirations sees dreams as arrogance.
[00:18:17]  Well, let me be very clear.
[00:18:18]  New Yorkers, we are not arrogant.
[00:18:20]  We just believe.
[00:18:22]  We truly believe because we grew up in a place where dreams become reality, where misfits become millionaires, where underdogs become undisputed, where industry untouchables become infamous.
[00:18:35]  Tonight, we are living one of my wildest dreams, and I cannot thank you enough for making it a reality.
[00:18:41]  Tonight is for the dreamers.
[00:18:43]  New York, I love you.
[00:18:45]  Now, let me show you something.
[00:18:48]  That was so far.
[00:18:49]  Great job, Vala.
[00:18:50]  Bravo.
[00:18:51]  I cried the first time I watched it.
[00:18:53]  I couldn't watch it before the show actually started.
[00:18:55]  I get emotional.
[00:18:56]  There's all these like these moments like with my parents and stuff like that.
[00:19:00]  And like, you're a kid and the way that like parents just love children is pure love.
[00:19:05]  You're just watching pure love.
[00:19:07]  Yeah.
[00:19:07]  Like they're just so excited and like holding you.
[00:19:09]  Yeah.
[00:19:10]  Anyway, what about you guys, man?
[00:19:11]  How was the experience on stage?
[00:19:13]  How was like, what did it feel like being in the different from Mark because you guys have been doing this theater tour for me?
[00:19:19]  It's like my third or fourth time doing a theater probably.
[00:19:21]  And it's the biggest theater.
[00:19:23]  Yeah.
[00:19:23]  So I did the beacon with Russell and that's almost a third of the size.
[00:19:26]  So it's a theater, but you still see everything.
[00:19:28]  Yeah.
[00:19:29]  Radio City, you're speaking into an abyss and you're hearing the echo back to you.
[00:19:33]  So it took me a couple minutes in the first show to like find my ground and be like, all right, here we go.
[00:19:38]  Let's go.
[00:19:38]  This is what it is.
[00:19:39]  And then the second show, I felt like I had a lot more fun and I was like, let's go.
[00:19:42]  We're in it.
[00:19:43]  It was still just so fucking dope, though, but it was like good training because I want to be there within 18 months.
[00:19:48]  I want to be there.
[00:19:49]  So let's get a feel for what this is like now.
[00:19:52]  And then if you're doing 45 in 18 months, you know how it goes.
[00:19:55]  Yeah.
[00:19:55]  Mark, what'd you think?
[00:19:57]  Yeah, I mean, it was weird because I didn't have the same emotional connection to like Radio City building up into it.
[00:20:02]  Like, I came to New York like one time before I moved here.
[00:20:05]  So I didn't have like a huge emotional attachment to Radio City.
[00:20:07]  So in my mind, I was like, oh, yeah, it's like Chicago theater.
[00:20:09]  And then we had all the other shit we were prepping for.
[00:20:11]  So it was like merch and everything else.
[00:20:13]  So it didn't have the same like tension and buildup leading into it until like the day before.
[00:20:18]  And then all these people are texting me like, hey, man, are you nervous?
[00:20:21]  I was like, not until you texted me.
[00:20:24]  Yeah.
[00:20:24]  Like random comics, like people that just on Instagram, like just hitting me up.
[00:20:28]  Just like, hey, excited for you.
[00:20:30]  It's going to be awesome for you guys.
[00:20:31]  You guys are going to have a great time.
[00:20:32]  And I was like, oh, I didn't realize it was a big deal.
[00:20:34]  Like, it was as big a deal until people were hitting me up.
[00:20:36]  Dude, you realize how big it is?
[00:20:37]  Kev, big Kev took a video of me walking on stage and it shot the audience so long, right?
[00:20:42]  And it takes so long to get to that stage.
[00:20:43]  But then when he panned and saw the audience the next day, I got the video.
[00:20:46]  I was like, holy fuck, dude.
[00:20:48]  What a huge theater.
[00:20:49]  It's also, I mean, like, I love it when everybody comes out on stage because I think you should, you know, you deserve to enjoy the spoils of your work, right?
[00:20:57]  Like, but like when you see it, especially as like a non-performer, Al, and you look out, it's kind of insane.
[00:21:04]  All right.
[00:21:05]  It hit me when everybody had their camera lights on.
[00:21:08]  Oh, fuck.
[00:21:08]  Yeah.
[00:21:09]  That shit is just, I looked and I was like, oh, shit, I froze for a second.
[00:21:14]  Took my phone out.
[00:21:15]  I was like, oh, I got a document.
[00:21:16]  This is fucking crazy.
[00:21:17]  Yeah.
[00:21:18]  Because I felt like I was like, all right, this is like town hall, but nothing like it.
[00:21:23]  Yeah.
[00:21:24]  But I didn't feel that until town hall was big, but this is a different thing.
[00:21:28]  It's so funny that like that.
[00:21:30]  So that week, I was doing a bunch of spots in the city, right?
[00:21:32]  Because I'm just like, I'm doing three, four spots a night.
[00:21:35]  And really all I'm focused on is like the beginning of the show because that's the one that you're most like, I don't know.
[00:21:43]  That's where any insecurity creeps in.
[00:21:45]  You're not insecure once you get it.
[00:21:47]  And this is like inside baseball for people, but like you're not insecure once you're in your set and you're in.
[00:21:51]  First big laugh.
[00:21:51]  Exactly.
[00:21:53]  Okay.
[00:21:54]  Exactly.
[00:21:54]  Right.
[00:21:54]  But like with me, I don't know what that's going to be.
[00:21:58]  Right.
[00:21:58]  Stylistically, it's just what I chose to do.
[00:22:01]  And it's, it's fun.
[00:22:02]  It's high stakes.
[00:22:03]  It's great.
[00:22:03]  It's awesome.
[00:22:04]  So I'm like, all right, let me at least have something set up just in case I don't feel inclined to do something.
[00:22:10]  So the whole week, I'm kind of running different versions of what the beginning will be.
[00:22:13]  And I'm working and I'm grinding it.
[00:22:16]  And on the first show, I walk up and I'm about to get into it.
[00:22:20]  And the Asian girl just hands me a fucking piece of paper with a note on it.
[00:22:25]  And it's just like, it was really a kind of beautiful moment because it was like, as much as you prepare for this game, you'll never be able to prepare for this game.
[00:22:35]  Yeah.
[00:22:35]  And it's what I love about stand-up.
[00:22:37]  It's what I liked about basketball.
[00:22:38]  It's what I love about surfing.
[00:22:40]  Variabled outcome.
[00:22:41]  Every single time you hoop, you're playing against a guy.
[00:22:43]  He might be better, worse, taller, skinnier, bigger, right?
[00:22:47]  So you have to learn how to handle that situation.
[00:22:49]  You never know what the ocean's going to do.
[00:22:50]  And with stand-up, you don't know what the audience is going to bring.
[00:22:52]  So it was just like, I don't know, that moment for me right there was like, do I ignore this and just do what I'm doing?
[00:22:58]  Or do I lean into what I know I can do?
[00:23:00]  This is this could go bad.
[00:23:02]  On the biggest stage, the thing I've worked for my whole fucking life.
[00:23:06]  Off rip.
[00:23:06]  Off rip.
[00:23:07]  It could not go well.
[00:23:09]  And I, and I was like, it was so weird, dude.
[00:23:11]  It was like, I don't know, something just took over.
[00:23:14]  And like funny things started happening.
[00:23:15]  It was so weird.
[00:23:17]  It's the fucking work.
[00:23:18]  And you always said this too.
[00:23:19]  You prepare and prepare and prepare so you can improv.
[00:23:22]  So you know all this preparation will help me.
[00:23:24]  I'm free.
[00:23:25]  That's something you've always said from like in anything you did.
[00:23:28]  I prepare my ass off so I'm free to improv.
[00:23:31]  So all the prep, dog, that's why a lady hands you a note and you're like, I'm free to go because you know you've done all the work.
[00:23:36]  There's no more work to do.
[00:23:37]  It's just your instincts.
[00:23:38]  Yeah.
[00:23:39]  That was fun.
[00:23:40]  Yeah, that's what's crazy.
[00:23:41]  Like, this was a crazy, super stressful thing for me, but not for anything but like letting Andrew down because I was like, I don't have that connection, Radio City.
[00:23:52]  I was going insane in my head.
[00:23:54]  I was just so much pressure.
[00:23:56]  When he's on set, I'm the most comfortable, smoothest guy during the second set.
[00:24:01]  I went and took a shower.
[00:24:05]  You did a great job.
[00:24:05]  I gotta say, give it up right now for Dove.
[00:24:08]  He did an amazing job producing the event.
[00:24:10]  Jared and Sean also, like, I mean, we got a shout out.
[00:24:13]  Vala did a great job.
[00:24:14]  Like, Derek hosted great.
[00:24:16]  Oh, yeah.
[00:24:16]  Shout out to Derek, man.
[00:24:18]  But really, you did an awesome job.
[00:24:19]  Spectacular, like managing all this.
[00:24:21]  And honestly, coming into this stand-up game and within a year doing two shows at Radio City.
[00:24:27]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:24:27]  Yeah, that's what that's never done live before that.
[00:24:29]  And after we started up this tour, I was like, okay, no, it's smooth because you guys always deliver on set.
[00:24:35]  It makes my job easier.
[00:24:37]  But then like things like this are like, oh shit, no, no, we could do this.
[00:24:41]  I mean, we had a union crew at Radio City that does hundreds of shows a year.
[00:24:46]  And sometimes, I mean, some of these crew were fantastic.
[00:24:49]  And then you meet the ones that are so cocky about this or that.
[00:24:53]  Like, we don't do 200 shows a year.
[00:24:55]  And it was just to step in and have those worlds like blend in.
[00:24:58]  It's just like you're reassured very quickly.
[00:25:00]  I was like, oh, we got this shit.
[00:25:02]  You can put this in a stadium.
[00:25:04]  We know how to work within this.
[00:25:06]  The union rules are kind of wild.
[00:25:07]  Like you can't even move things in the venue.
[00:25:11]  You can't even move a chair.
[00:25:14]  A union has to move it.
[00:25:17]  And when Bill Gates's daughter was trying to use the bathroom, and two union guys needed to hoist up her tips and carry her tips to the bathroom per the rules, per the union rules.
[00:25:32]  Thank you for respecting them.
[00:25:33]  Yeah, Shout out to the union.

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[00:25:38]  Oh, yeah.
[00:25:39]  You were still doing that, Seder.
[00:25:41]  Thank you.
[00:25:42]  But don't worry, thousands more Jews will enjoy the next big show.
[00:25:46]  You need our people there.
[00:25:47]  No, no more.
[00:25:48]  No more Jewish holidays?
[00:25:50]  No, not for your show.
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[00:28:41]  Now let's get back to the show.
[00:28:42]  Oh, by the way, another story is the first show.
[00:28:46]  We knew, like, again, union rules, you have to end at certain times.
[00:28:50]  Yeah, this is wild.
[00:28:52]  There was no way.
[00:28:53]  I mean, we start late because Andrew is willing to risk thousands of dollars in overtime.
[00:28:58]  And one minute late because he wants people to sit and watch that intro video and people are giving me warnings, but he wants everyone to get the full.
[00:29:06]  I also want the openers.
[00:29:08]  That's been the case.
[00:29:08]  There's a lot of comics that just like throw their fucking openers out there and then to like people sitting down.
[00:29:14]  And I've been in that situation where like I open, I'm basically like an usher on stage.
[00:29:18]  Like, and it sucks for the show.
[00:29:21]  Like, selfishly, I think the show sucks.
[00:29:23]  And then unselfishly, it's like, I want you guys to have a fun on stage.
[00:29:26]  You're not there to like make sure people get to their seats.
[00:29:29]  So we try to make sure at least like 80% of the people are in their seats for a show.
[00:29:34]  Everyone has always said for all these Cedar shows, like the production teams there or the reps are like, oh, you want everyone or the majority sitting in their seats when the openers go?
[00:29:43]  Like, yeah, that's, we know, just send us the counts of how many people are in.
[00:29:46]  And he's always done that.
[00:29:47]  This time in particular, if we were to go over 9 p.m. for the first show.
[00:29:53]  $20,000.
[00:29:55]  One minute over $20,000.
[00:29:56]  One minute over.
[00:29:57]  That's what I was like, bro.
[00:29:58]  We stopped within three minutes.
[00:30:00]  Three minutes.
[00:30:00]  Yeah.
[00:30:01]  I remember getting off stage and I remember 9.57.
[00:30:04]  I was like, they have an official left behind over there.
[00:30:07]  I took a picture of the clock.
[00:30:08]  I went to the venue rep. I was like, we made it, right?
[00:30:11]  We made it.
[00:30:13]  Yes.
[00:30:14]  Get the fuck off.
[00:30:15]  That's why Dove is invaluable, though.
[00:30:16]  Taking the picture, fucking clutch move.
[00:30:18]  Dude, another thing I'll tell you, when we, the first show, the big screen of the back didn't go on at the beginning of the intro video.
[00:30:26]  And just a week ago, we were at BTS, biggest band in the world in history.
[00:30:32]  And one of their video monitors didn't go on for a while.
[00:30:36]  They didn't start a 40-minute delay of the show, right?
[00:30:39]  And it is crucial to their show.
[00:30:41]  Specifically when you have 80,000 people, you can't even see somebody.
[00:30:44]  So everything is really displayed on the monitors.
[00:30:47]  And after seeing that and going, okay, this can happen to BTS.
[00:30:52]  That made me so calm.
[00:30:54]  And this is three years ago.
[00:30:54]  Before that, tell me, I would have fucking lost my mind.
[00:30:58]  I would have lost my fucking money.
[00:31:00]  But this was like a three-year-old.
[00:31:01]  Remember at town hall when they fucked up his lighting and then he just destroyed the lighting guy on stage?
[00:31:05]  I mean, that guy's an absolute idiot.
[00:31:07]  Yeah, that guy was an idiot.
[00:31:08]  Was he not an idiot?
[00:31:09]  But you fucking called him a retard.
[00:31:13]  I didn't even want to joke.
[00:31:14]  So I was like, you fucking retard.
[00:31:15]  And I was like, you do this for a living?
[00:31:17]  And we had a second show.
[00:31:19]  He got that shit right.
[00:31:20]  He's a fucking idiot.
[00:31:22]  He got that shit right, though, didn't he?
[00:31:24]  For that second show.
[00:31:25]  Piece of shit.
[00:31:26]  Meanwhile, he's like, Radio City, like, do I open with something crazy?
[00:31:29]  Do I open with crowd work?
[00:31:30]  Like, I don't want to risk it.
[00:31:31]  Because of a town hall, he's like, fuck this guy.
[00:31:34]  Piece of shit.
[00:31:35]  I did have to acknowledge that.
[00:31:37]  I hope it's your birthday because I'm roasting you.
[00:31:40]  Okay, what else we got, guys?
[00:31:42]  Shall we move on?
[00:31:42]  First of all, thank you guys so much for all being part of this and making this thing happen.
[00:31:46]  And it does not happen.
[00:31:47]  I know I get a lot of credit for it, obviously, but it does not happen without an amazing team.
[00:31:51]  You guys are incredible, and you should be very proud of yourselves for making this happen as well.
[00:31:55]  You also got to deal with all that stress, though.
[00:31:57]  That's the one thing where I'm like, a headline of that show is so much stress coming up on the riser.
[00:32:02]  Like, fuck.
[00:32:02]  Like, when you're in our position and we're just opening up on it, it's like, oh, yeah.
[00:32:05]  Yeah.
[00:32:06]  Like, we're on the bench.
[00:32:06]  You know what I mean?
[00:32:07]  You get to win a ring.
[00:32:08]  You're just hanging out.
[00:32:08]  Go out and do some jokes, come back in.
[00:32:10]  Like, it's great.
[00:32:10]  But like, the other shit you have to think about: the outro, the intro, the video, the fucking comps from everybody.
[00:32:17]  Like, that's where it's exceptionally crazy.
[00:32:20]  There is a for sure, especially when you have things planned at the end of the show.
[00:32:26]  Yeah.
[00:32:27]  Because even when you're done with your set, you're not done.
[00:32:30]  Yeah.
[00:32:30]  And the thing you're planning is assuming you're going to kill.
[00:32:35]  So it's almost like there's a borderline arrogance to it.
[00:32:40]  Yeah.
[00:32:41]  But one, you have to have high expectations to yourself, you know, for yourself, and you got to make sure you deliver.
[00:32:48]  I heard this from another comic.
[00:32:49]  I don't want to say his name.
[00:32:50]  I'll tell you guys off air, but he'd, he would, in his, you know, peak of his career, he would do, what is it called?
[00:32:58]  When they call you back on stage, encore encores.
[00:33:02]  He would do 20-minute encores.
[00:33:04]  Wow.
[00:33:06]  When he stopped, when he did that first initial end of the show, that wasn't his closer.
[00:33:13]  Wow.
[00:33:14]  He saved his fire 20 minutes for the encore because the audience is going, what could he have left?
[00:33:21]  Yeah.
[00:33:22]  He just did 50.
[00:33:23]  That's far.
[00:33:24]  And then they keep on cheering.
[00:33:26]  He comes back on.
[00:33:27]  And now the heat begins.
[00:33:29]  Wow.
[00:33:30]  When they had their lowest expectation.
[00:33:32]  That's fine.
[00:33:32]  You got to do that, bro.
[00:33:33]  That's fine.
[00:33:34]  Son.
[00:33:35]  That's a lot of union overages.
[00:33:38]  Jeez.
[00:33:39]  Worth it, though.
[00:33:40]  20,000.
[00:33:41]  We're going to stop the show at 30 minutes.
[00:33:43]  Thank you so much.
[00:33:44]  That was great.
[00:33:45]  Really appreciate your time.
[00:33:46]  Just after the cryo, dude.
[00:33:47]  After the walk out.
[00:33:49]  And they don't even let me leave.
[00:33:50]  They're like, nah.
[00:33:52]  I'm going to pay this out.
[00:33:54]  And please never ever call them comps again.
[00:33:58]  What did he say?
[00:33:59]  Like he said, you got to think about your comps and all this.
[00:34:02]  I was like, no, no, we pay for those fuckers.
[00:34:03]  Oh, yeah.
[00:34:05]  That's the most hilarious thing when friends ask for tickets and they go, yo, you think we could get some of your comps?
[00:34:09]  And it's like, what do you think?
[00:34:10]  This is like, I'm going to give you tickets.
[00:34:14]  Right.
[00:34:14]  But don't take away the generosity.
[00:34:16]  Yeah.
[00:34:17]  They don't understand the way that you're going to be able to do it.
[00:34:18]  You're asking me for free.
[00:34:20]  So now I'm not even a nice guy.
[00:34:22]  I'm going to give them to you for free.
[00:34:23]  And I'll take care of every we take care.
[00:34:27]  I mean, it was killing duff.
[00:34:28]  It was killing duff.
[00:34:30]  Everybody gets taken care of at home.
[00:34:32]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:34:33]  But it is funny when they go comps because now I'm not even giving you something that's worth something.
[00:34:39]  Well, no, they think it's like a club where you could just keep letting people in.
[00:34:42]  Oh, yeah.
[00:34:42]  Like, amount of seats.
[00:34:43]  Yeah.
[00:34:44]  They sell those tickets back on the market.
[00:34:46]  And then I was looking at StubHub a couple days before, and those shits were fucking all right.
[00:34:51]  Yeah.
[00:34:51]  Anyway, thank you guys so much for coming.
[00:34:53]  Really appreciate y'all.
[00:34:54]  I heard these amazing stories about people, you know, loving the show.
[00:34:58]  And it means a lot to hear that.
[00:35:00]  And all the people that DM'd me and like shared it, like that means a lot too.
[00:35:04]  Like I cannot tell you how validating that is.
[00:35:08]  And I try to remove myself from that in everyday life.
[00:35:13]  But when it comes to a show as important as this, like knowing that the people really enjoyed it, it means the fucking world to me, man.
[00:35:20]  Especially when you're on the come down.
[00:35:22]  Yeah.
[00:35:22]  Because there's such an emotional high.
[00:35:24]  And then, you know, just like anything.
[00:35:26]  Like a wedding, dude.
[00:35:27]  You still get to relive it the next day.
[00:35:28]  Bro, yeah.
[00:35:29]  And just like, and you know, hearing that it was like a really impactful night and like it was what people were waiting for.
[00:35:35]  I mean, that means so much to me.
[00:35:37]  I really, really appreciate that.
[00:35:40]  So, thank you very much, New York.
[00:35:41]  And I hope I made you proud.
[00:35:43]  Okay, what else we got?
[00:35:45]  Yo, the Kardashians got it.
[00:35:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:35:47]  Stop.
[00:35:48]  The Kardashians got us talking about them again.
[00:35:50]  I don't know if you even want to divulge.
[00:35:53]  But basically, episode one of the new show, someone showed one of Kim K's kids a meme about her sex tape.
[00:36:03]  Son, I think they're doing this to promote Roblox because I don't know what that shit is.
[00:36:07]  I don't either.
[00:36:08]  It's a kid's game.
[00:36:09]  Why would there be a sex tape on a kid's game?
[00:36:12]  No, it's not the whole sex tape.
[00:36:13]  It's like a meme about it.
[00:36:14]  But how are they getting memes on a kid's game?
[00:36:16]  There's like a chat feature.
[00:36:18]  But why is there adults on Roblox?
[00:36:21]  I don't think they're adults.
[00:36:22]  Throw the fuck up, bro.
[00:36:24]  I think they're like 13, like 12, 13.
[00:36:26]  Like, you know how they talk online.
[00:36:28]  What's Roblox, bro?
[00:36:30]  It's a video game.
[00:36:31]  What do you do?
[00:36:32]  Is it?
[00:36:36]  It's an online platform game creation system.
[00:36:38]  There you go.
[00:36:39]  Where basically users can interact and play with other users.
[00:36:42]  There you go.
[00:36:43]  Yeah, this is promo.
[00:36:44]  Sounds like video game.
[00:36:45]  There's no way in hell Kim's running around tagging, you know, like in the movies where like somebody take a sip of a drink, but but like you could see the brand perfectly when they're sipping it.
[00:36:57]  They got to be paying him.
[00:36:58]  He saw me on Roblox.
[00:37:01]  He was on Roblox.
[00:37:02]  Little kids play Roblox.
[00:37:03]  Yeah, but you like he saw me on his iPad or a video game.
[00:37:06]  Like they're tagging Roblox every single time they talk about.
[00:37:09]  I don't believe nothing from this family.
[00:37:10]  Put it down.
[00:37:12]  I don't believe nothing from this.
[00:37:13]  This is my Bill Gates.
[00:37:14]  You know how you feel about Bill Gates?
[00:37:17]  That's how I feel about the Kardashian family.
[00:37:18]  How do you feel about Bill Gates?
[00:37:19]  Yeah, how do I feel about Bill Gates?
[00:37:20]  Tell me how you feel about Bill Gates.
[00:37:21]  How do you feel about him?
[00:37:22]  I didn't know.
[00:37:23]  I don't know how I feel about Bill Gates.
[00:37:25]  There's a lot of allegations.
[00:37:26]  A lot of people say a lot of stuff.
[00:37:27]  Like what?
[00:37:27]  Like what?
[00:37:27]  That he developed Microsoft.
[00:37:29]  What?
[00:37:30]  There's allegations of that?
[00:37:31]  I think that's a fact, actually.
[00:37:33]  I mean, you guys are saying it's a thing.
[00:37:34]  I wouldn't go that far.
[00:37:35]  Anyway, back to Roblox.
[00:37:37]  We still don't know what.
[00:37:38]  We still know, right?
[00:37:40]  Isn't that crazy?
[00:37:41]  I'll be honest, I liked him more when he came to my show.
[00:37:44]  Yeah, me too.
[00:37:44]  I was like, at least he's got a good sense of humor at least.
[00:37:46]  Yeah, this guy likes comedy.
[00:37:47]  He's got good taste.
[00:37:49]  That's all it takes, bro.
[00:37:50]  That's all it takes.
[00:37:52]  That's all it takes.
[00:37:53]  That's what Elon got to do if he wants to buy Twitter.
[00:37:54]  Just like some tweets from the motherfuckers that own that shit.
[00:37:57]  Yeah.
[00:37:57]  That's true.
[00:37:58]  Yeah, just get him on your good side.
[00:37:59]  100%.
[00:38:00]  But this Kardashian shit, I don't believe a single thing.
[00:38:02]  I don't believe, even all the fucking stuff with Pete and Kim leading up to the beginning of the show.
[00:38:07]  Oh, that's PR for sure.
[00:38:08]  It's got to be.
[00:38:09]  I don't even know if they know it, but I know Chris knows it.
[00:38:12]  I know Chris knows.
[00:38:14]  Chris, probably the one that made that fucking Roblox advertisement and showed it to her grandson.
[00:38:18]  I don't think that's that crazy.
[00:38:20]  Did you see?
[00:38:21]  I blame her for everything that happens in that family.
[00:38:22]  I'm the only one.
[00:38:23]  She's my.
[00:38:24]  No, no, she's, in fact, my Bill Gates.
[00:38:26]  Her in particular.
[00:38:27]  Really?
[00:38:27]  I think she handed the crackpipe to Lamar.
[00:38:29]  I think she's just like, look, it's time.
[00:38:30]  We got to get things going.
[00:38:31]  Be interesting.
[00:38:32]  Yeah, we got to get things going.
[00:38:33]  We got to get ratings up because that's their whole empire: drama.
[00:38:36]  And then everybody watches to see how it happened.
[00:38:38]  And then there you go.
[00:38:39]  And now they're on a new platform, got bigger expectations, bigger bag.
[00:38:42]  That means you got to like really fucking come out of the ground running.
[00:38:45]  I don't think this kid didn't know already.
[00:38:46]  And if he, if he, it's better to tell him early if he didn't, right?
[00:38:49]  I don't think he knew.
[00:38:51]  But if he doesn't, it's better to tell him early.
[00:38:53]  It's like finding out your parents adopted you.
[00:38:56]  You know what I mean?
[00:38:56]  You got to tell them early.
[00:38:57]  When do you say that, though?
[00:38:58]  You got to tell them early.
[00:38:59]  It's better than them finding out when they're 25 and leaving you.
[00:39:01]  If you have a sex day, by the way, do you ever tell your kids?
[00:39:03]  They're going to find out, dog.
[00:39:04]  Kim K's kids aren't going to find it.
[00:39:05]  But do you wait until they ask you about it?
[00:39:07]  Then you're like, all right.
[00:39:07]  Yeah, you got to tell them early.
[00:39:09]  Here's what happened.
[00:39:10]  I'm telling you, it's like getting adopted.
[00:39:11]  You got to tell them early on.
[00:39:12]  Otherwise, they're going to feel all between them.
[00:39:13]  It's not like sex.
[00:39:13]  They got to ask about it.
[00:39:14]  And then you're like, all right, I'll tell you what it is.
[00:39:16]  Because they're going to look for it if you talk to them about it.
[00:39:18]  Now you got to see your mom getting stroked out.
[00:39:20]  Yeah.
[00:39:20]  Like, that's all.
[00:39:21]  Your young mom in her prime.
[00:39:23]  Say again?
[00:39:23]  Your young mom in her prime.
[00:39:24]  That's also true.
[00:39:25]  I'm just saying, yeah, there's no way.
[00:39:26]  I don't think you tell your kids.
[00:39:28]  You let them find it.
[00:39:28]  And then you'd be like, nah, that's not me.
[00:39:30]  You just deny it first.
[00:39:31]  Yeah, just deny it.
[00:39:32]  You got to tell them.
[00:39:33]  I think you let them find it first.
[00:39:35]  It's like when they start asking about sex, like you would tell them during that same combo.
[00:39:39]  Did you guys ask your parents about sex?
[00:39:41]  I'm not.
[00:39:41]  I'm not a fucking music.
[00:39:42]  Yeah.
[00:39:43]  Who are these parents that have to talk about the birds and the bees?
[00:39:46]  Like, what do you mean?
[00:39:47]  Did your parents give you a sex talk?
[00:39:48]  How is sex ed at home?
[00:39:49]  Bro, I never got a sex talk.
[00:39:50]  I never got a sex talk.
[00:39:52]  Dad, I never got a sex talk.
[00:39:54]  Why you just heard it next door?
[00:39:55]  You had fucking seven brothers and sisters, dude.
[00:39:58]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:39:59]  Sex Ed was every Thursday night.
[00:40:01]  You guys weren't doing work, huh?
[00:40:03]  Yeah, we just had an illegal cable box, and that's how.
[00:40:07]  Oh, that's how you saw it.
[00:40:07]  Thank you.
[00:40:08]  Your spice channel.
[00:40:09]  Yeah.
[00:40:09]  I was watching Robin Bird.
[00:40:11]  Remember Robin Bird on 35?
[00:40:12]  Nah.
[00:40:13]  Really?
[00:40:14]  You don't watch channel 35?
[00:40:17]  Maybe I'm a few years older than you.
[00:40:19]  Channel 35 was fire, bro.
[00:40:21]  Robin Bird.
[00:40:23]  Remember, Queens Manhattan got different channels.
[00:40:26]  No.
[00:40:26]  Yeah.
[00:40:27]  You didn't have channel 35.
[00:40:29]  I mean, I think that was 35, bro.
[00:40:33]  Yeah.
[00:40:34]  The 35.
[00:40:35]  Nah, what channel?
[00:40:36]  What channel?
[00:40:36]  I know this right.
[00:40:37]  Is that true back in the day?
[00:40:38]  What channel was MTV for you?
[00:40:39]  20.
[00:40:39]  20 for me, too.
[00:40:40]  So you had 35.
[00:40:41]  Yeah, but Playboy was like 79 for me.
[00:40:44]  66 was Playboy.
[00:40:46]  Yeah.
[00:40:46]  And Spice like 65.
[00:40:47]  Yeah, 68.
[00:40:49]  And this is how old we are.
[00:40:50]  You could go back and forth between the channels.
[00:40:54]  You get a second of fuzzy titties with like some bars through it.
[00:40:57]  You just keep going back, going, back, going back.
[00:40:59]  What do you mean?
[00:40:59]  Why couldn't you just go into the channel and see the titties?
[00:41:01]  It was blocked.
[00:41:02]  You had to pay for the channel.
[00:41:03]  Hey, Brady, for some reason, the block the shady Israeli boyfriend of the mama gets you the box.
[00:41:08]  Oh, yeah, there was a box.
[00:41:09]  You could buy the box also, and then just got all the channels.
[00:41:10]  Every cable got your channel.
[00:41:11]  I told you that story where my mom bought all the channels by accident and we just go home after school and just watch porn in a group.
[00:41:17]  What?
[00:41:18]  You better told y'all this story?
[00:41:20]  Me and all my homies bricked up watching box.
[00:41:23]  That was our roadmap, man.
[00:41:24]  And my mom found out because it was reflecting off of the window.
[00:41:28]  For real?
[00:41:29]  Yeah, so like we were down in my room, just all bricked up together watching porn, squirting crazy shit.
[00:41:35]  Right?
[00:41:35]  Like, yeah, crazy shit.
[00:41:37]  Like the craziest shit you could think of.
[00:41:39]  And then we turned the volume down, but I still like hearing it.
[00:41:42]  And my mom was walking her room and she saw the reflection off of my window.
[00:41:48]  And she was like, all right, yeah, we got dead that.
[00:41:50]  And then how many guys?
[00:41:52]  Oh, just all the homies come over.
[00:41:53]  Like, minimum six of us.
[00:41:54]  So that's so crazy.
[00:41:56]  Why is that crazy, bro?
[00:41:58]  Like, y'all go through people.
[00:42:00]  Dicks out, but I was brick, super.
[00:42:02]  Everybody was brick.
[00:42:03]  Yeah, tuck it.
[00:42:04]  But that one kid had the box or the thing.
[00:42:07]  Yeah, you just all go there, you watch it, and you think about it later, dude.
[00:42:09]  Nobody in that room had the box.
[00:42:11]  That was the problem.
[00:42:12]  That is the maturity problem.
[00:42:14]  Nah, but it was Jamil would be there.
[00:42:16]  Ed was there.
[00:42:17]  Laurent would be there.
[00:42:18]  And Laurent always walked on his tippy toes.
[00:42:19]  And we thought that was because he was super erect from watching the porn.
[00:42:22]  Laurent was kind of more of a toe walker.
[00:42:26]  Toe walker is toe walker.
[00:42:27]  It's a little odd.
[00:42:27]  It's like short Achilles or something, but it helps him when he runs.
[00:42:30]  Don't say short Achilles.
[00:42:30]  It's not short Achilles.
[00:42:31]  I think so.
[00:42:32]  Is that why?
[00:42:32]  I don't know.
[00:42:33]  I always assume that.
[00:42:34]  I just know people.
[00:42:34]  Why is that so devastating to you?
[00:42:36]  No, I just know people that tow walk all the time.
[00:42:37]  I thought it was just gay.
[00:42:39]  We also thought that too.
[00:42:40]  No, we were trying to keep him on the ground, but he was just so excited.
[00:42:43]  We would just watch so much porn, dude.
[00:42:44]  And it was the same one over and over?
[00:42:46]  You got different ones?
[00:42:47]  No, it was just run it.
[00:42:48]  It was whatever was on.
[00:42:49]  He paid for every channel, so he had new porn all the time.
[00:42:51]  Wow.
[00:42:51]  He had the internet before the internet.
[00:42:53]  Porn channel was just like MTV.
[00:42:54]  Like, they had their different shows and everything like that.
[00:42:56]  Like, literally.
[00:42:57]  Oh, fuck it.
[00:42:58]  It was like, oh, talk and then some fucking.
[00:43:00]  The squirting was crazy.
[00:43:01]  I remember vividly, like coming at the camera.
[00:43:04]  So it was like coming at your screen.
[00:43:06]  Yeah.
[00:43:07]  It was nuts, dude.
[00:43:08]  POV.
[00:43:10]  Super, super, dude.
[00:43:11]  Oh, it was fire.
[00:43:12]  And then the mob, you know, they figured it out.
[00:43:14]  How long?
[00:43:15]  How long of a run did you guys have?
[00:43:16]  I think we probably had a good month of just being bricked with a boys.
[00:43:19]  With friend boners, yeah.
[00:43:21]  Nice.
[00:43:21]  For a month.
[00:43:21]  And you know what's crazy?
[00:43:22]  Was your door open?

=== Prison Porn Channels (11:01) ===

[00:43:23]  Say what?
[00:43:24]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:43:25]  So many buses.
[00:43:26]  Nah, but we got to think about it.
[00:43:28]  Had to leave the door open because I didn't want my mom to come looking and come open it and then see us all there watching it.
[00:43:35]  Yeah.
[00:43:35]  So we could see her coming and then we would switch.
[00:43:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:40]  Damn.
[00:43:40]  Yeah, she was fucking wild.
[00:43:41]  You had any rugby players in there just like licking dicks on the side?
[00:43:45]  Any of that man?
[00:43:47]  Any days or whatever that shit?
[00:43:49]  No, no, we didn't.
[00:43:50]  We didn't get.
[00:43:50]  And none of my friends ended up gay.
[00:43:52]  That's always interesting.
[00:43:53]  And we thought.
[00:43:55]  Maybe you switched them with that porn.
[00:43:56]  Maybe they were going to go that way.
[00:43:58]  They were leaning gay.
[00:43:59]  You saw a porn and they were like, wait a minute.
[00:44:01]  100%.
[00:44:01]  Wait a minute.
[00:44:02]  I think I'm in.
[00:44:02]  That should probably fuck my brother up now just thinking about it, man.
[00:44:06]  I don't have dumb young just watching crazy squirting, big old dicks and shit.
[00:44:10]  Yeah, probably.
[00:44:12]  He's like five years old.
[00:44:13]  Nah, nah, nah, nah.
[00:44:14]  This was.
[00:44:15]  That wasn't.
[00:44:15]  That was like high school.
[00:44:16]  It was a high school.
[00:44:17]  So what is nine and shit?
[00:44:20]  Yeah, you're good.
[00:44:21]  That's not bad.
[00:44:22]  You're good.
[00:44:22]  It's bad.
[00:44:23]  You got that.
[00:44:24]  Yeah, my mom was so fucking crazy, man.
[00:44:25]  We were hanging.
[00:44:26]  I was remembering these.
[00:44:27]  I ever tell you the story about when my mom was pregnant with my brother and we were taking the bus to school?
[00:44:31]  No.
[00:44:32]  Can I tell you this story?
[00:44:33]  When my mom would yell at people on the bus?
[00:44:35]  No.
[00:44:36]  Fully pregnant.
[00:44:37]  They wouldn't get up.
[00:44:38]  Yeah, so my mom's fully pregnant.
[00:44:39]  She gets on the bus, right?
[00:44:41]  Maybe I've heard.
[00:44:41]  And this is my first time going to school when my mom's pregnant.
[00:44:44]  So we get on the bus and nobody gets up.
[00:44:49]  And people back in the day, you couldn't really hide behind your headphones.
[00:44:52]  Like headphones were whack.
[00:44:53]  Like if you even had headphones.
[00:44:55]  Like people had the newspaper and they just had the newspaper up like this.
[00:44:57]  Like, don't look at me.
[00:44:59]  And my mom just walks around and she like walks back and forth and she goes, she goes, you call yourselves men?
[00:45:10]  There's a pregnant woman on this bus and you're sitting there allowing her to stand pregnant.
[00:45:19]  You call yourselves men?
[00:45:22]  Pathetic.
[00:45:25]  Pathetic.
[00:45:26]  What are you doing?
[00:45:26]  You're just standing there?
[00:45:27]  I'm there and I'm holding my mom's arm.
[00:45:29]  I'm looking up like, fuck.
[00:45:30]  Like, this is why I don't think I get embarrassed that easy.
[00:45:32]  Because I'm just sitting there, I have nowhere to go.
[00:45:34]  I'm locked on this bus and we're going across the park.
[00:45:36]  So I can't even get off next stop.
[00:45:37]  Like, I got to bug this out.
[00:45:38]  So, six years old, you're not going to get off.
[00:45:40]  Yeah, if I could run it, my mom would have to chase me, you know?
[00:45:43]  Fully pregnant ass.
[00:45:45]  So, like, and then, and then we're just doing this.
[00:45:47]  And then one dude got up, right?
[00:45:50]  He goes, ma'am, you can have my seat.
[00:45:51]  And she just goes, I don't want it.
[00:45:57]  I mean, it does ruin it, though.
[00:45:59]  It does want to complain.
[00:46:01]  She's not fucking pissed off at this pregnancy.
[00:46:05]  She just wanted to yell at a motherfucker.
[00:46:08]  She was crazy.
[00:46:09]  It does ruin it, though, if you tell me to get up.
[00:46:10]  You know what I mean?
[00:46:11]  It's like asking for comps.
[00:46:12]  It's like, let me be generous.
[00:46:13]  Like, why are you ruining me being nice to you?
[00:46:16]  Oh, fuck.
[00:46:17]  Ask for comps.
[00:46:18]  You could always ask for comps.
[00:46:19]  Just call them shits tickets.
[00:46:21]  Yeah.
[00:46:21]  I sometimes feel worried about that.
[00:46:23]  If there's a pregnant lady on the train, always get up.
[00:46:25]  But what if it's just a woman?
[00:46:26]  Also, how do you jerk off standing?
[00:46:31]  Right?
[00:46:32]  Like, isn't it easier if that pregnant piece is right there?
[00:46:35]  You know what I mean?
[00:46:36]  It's like, just sit down.
[00:46:36]  She's filled out.
[00:46:37]  Hell yeah, dude.
[00:46:38]  But how, like, if it's just a woman, do you get up?
[00:46:41]  Yeah.
[00:46:41]  Older woman?
[00:46:42]  Older woman.
[00:46:43]  I get up if it's old people.
[00:46:44]  Any old person.
[00:46:45]  Yeah.
[00:46:46]  Always.
[00:46:46]  And you tap him and go.
[00:46:47]  I'll get up.
[00:46:48]  I'll try.
[00:46:48]  Offer the guy, but he'll never say yes.
[00:46:50]  Oh, guys.
[00:46:51]  Guys don't often.
[00:46:52]  Even if I've gotten up, he's been like, nah.
[00:46:54]  Yeah.
[00:46:54]  And if they do accept, you're like, where are you?
[00:46:57]  Come on, sir.
[00:46:59]  Come on.
[00:47:00]  But now?
[00:47:00]  Yeah.
[00:47:01]  And do they say no?
[00:47:01]  I feel like I've offered one time and the woman was like, I'm okay.
[00:47:04]  They only say no if they're getting off from another stop.
[00:47:07]  That's me.
[00:47:08]  Yeah, if you start to get up, they'll always be like, go ahead, you get up.
[00:47:11]  But then if they're getting off next stop, they'll say, no, no, no, I'm getting off of the next stop.
[00:47:14]  And then you're good.
[00:47:14]  And then you ask, you look like a great guy.
[00:47:16]  You're still sitting.
[00:47:17]  That's the best.
[00:47:18]  You're a hero.
[00:47:18]  You get to sing and be a hero.
[00:47:19]  You start to do this.
[00:47:20]  And then she's like, no, no, no, I'm getting off of the next stop.
[00:47:22]  I'm not getting up for anybody at all.
[00:47:24]  Imagine mom walk on that train.
[00:47:25]  I'll be like, I did my duty.
[00:47:27]  Who's next?
[00:47:27]  Yeah, I already offered.
[00:47:28]  I'm sorry.
[00:47:29]  You weren't there.
[00:47:30]  Yeah, you missed the boat.
[00:47:31]  Okay, what else we got?
[00:47:32]  Can we just do feelings, no facts, real quick?
[00:47:34]  Yes.
[00:47:34]  I'm just going to rifle through a bunch of stories that you know nothing about.
[00:47:37]  Just give me your feelings about anything.
[00:47:38]  I love this.
[00:47:39]  Okay.
[00:47:39]  Okay.
[00:47:40]  So what do you think about the two female prison inmates that are pregnant after having sex with a transgender female inmate?
[00:47:48]  God bless.
[00:47:51]  Think about all the abuse that goes on in prison that we don't talk about.
[00:47:54]  This is supposed to offend me.
[00:47:55]  Two girls who know it's consensual.
[00:47:57]  They did say they had to specify consensual.
[00:48:00]  But now some people are questioning whether or not it actually was.
[00:48:03]  What?
[00:48:04]  Because they don't want to snitch and say, oh, no, it wasn't consensual, blah, blah, blah.
[00:48:07]  And then there are snitches.
[00:48:08]  So you can say, yeah, it's consensual.
[00:48:10]  The girls could probably say they got raped and get out of prison faster.
[00:48:13]  Yeah.
[00:48:13]  You're not going to rap out of prison faster for getting raped.
[00:48:17]  I think we'd get them out quicker if that became, I mean, we'd be getting a lot of people.
[00:48:20]  Pregnancy is the great equalizer.
[00:48:21]  If we saw two females got raped and now are pregnant with a rapist baby, we'd be like, yo, get them the fuck out of there.
[00:48:28]  That's your chance at getting out early.
[00:48:30]  Is that how it works?
[00:48:31]  It's not legally necessarily how it works, but you get enough public sentiment on your side to get shipped to a nicer facility or whatever.
[00:48:37]  Or you get like protections or something.
[00:48:39]  You get something.
[00:48:39]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:48:40]  You can live a great life relative to prison inmates.
[00:48:43]  Got you.
[00:48:43]  Yes.
[00:48:44]  I think that that makes more sense.
[00:48:46]  They got to separate the pregnant ones, right?
[00:48:48]  Yeah.
[00:48:49]  Yeah.
[00:48:50]  Also, why do you think it wasn't consensual?
[00:48:54]  There's one dick in that whole prison.
[00:48:56]  Yeah.
[00:48:56]  I bet that they is fucking everything.
[00:49:04]  The wheels are spinning.
[00:49:06]  That was crazy.
[00:49:06]  I couldn't figure out which one was.
[00:49:11]  He isn't a she.
[00:49:12]  I can't say it.
[00:49:14]  I would do everything until I got to they.
[00:49:16]  So good.
[00:49:19]  It is they, right?
[00:49:21]  You don't have to say it.
[00:49:21]  No, no, it's not she.
[00:49:23]  It's her.
[00:49:23]  Yeah.
[00:49:24]  Her.
[00:49:24]  And she has a penis.
[00:49:26]  She, so she impregnated the other she's.
[00:49:28]  Yes.
[00:49:28]  Yes.
[00:49:29]  Lesbians.
[00:49:30]  Okay.
[00:49:30]  Yeah.
[00:49:31]  Lesbians.
[00:49:32]  Yeah.
[00:49:33]  She's a lesbian, bro.
[00:49:34]  That lesbian sex gets you fucking pregnant, bro.
[00:49:36]  There you go.
[00:49:36]  Got it.
[00:49:37]  Understood.
[00:49:38]  Yeah.
[00:49:38]  I didn't understand my anatomy got in the way.
[00:49:41]  Yeah, it did.
[00:49:42]  And now two kids.
[00:49:44]  Wait, why don't they give them birth control?
[00:49:46]  I don't think they thought they would need it.
[00:49:48]  Yeah.
[00:49:48]  Well, now once they got a dang-a-lang in the you know, now that the general population, I think you got to give them force them to take birth control.
[00:49:54]  You don't have to, you can't force them.
[00:49:56]  I mean, you can't force them, but you could put it inside like maybe the little hostess.
[00:50:02]  You can't sneak it inside a hostess.
[00:50:05]  What, how?
[00:50:06]  What?
[00:50:06]  You don't have to sneak in birth control into the inmates?
[00:50:08]  Yeah.
[00:50:09]  You can't force them to take birth control.
[00:50:11]  No, not forced.
[00:50:11]  You're not forced.
[00:50:12]  They don't know they're taking it.
[00:50:13]  It's honestly just too much to keep up with.
[00:50:14]  Day one, hostess, day two, hostess, day three.
[00:50:16]  You got to go through 28 days a month and restart.
[00:50:19]  It's hard to drugstone birth control.
[00:50:21]  You got to do it every day and plus a sugar pill.
[00:50:23]  But it's got to be the right pill, then sugar pills.
[00:50:25]  That's the whole thing.
[00:50:25]  It's just a lot.
[00:50:26]  Oh, damn it.
[00:50:27]  Yeah, it's a whole thing.
[00:50:28]  Is there maybe that maybe you could do the chip one?
[00:50:31]  But you also can't force them with that.
[00:50:33]  Don't tell them that you're doing it.
[00:50:34]  Tell them you're doing surgery on their shoulder or their pussy.
[00:50:38]  That sounds like forcing them.
[00:50:39]  Yeah, like, hey, your pussy's a little wonky.
[00:50:44]  We need to do a little surgery on it.
[00:50:47]  Okay.
[00:50:47]  And then what do you do?
[00:50:48]  And then you put inside the chip to make them not pregnant.
[00:50:52]  A great story all around.
[00:50:53]  We should, these girls should be allowed to get fucked.
[00:50:55]  Yeah.
[00:50:55]  What happens to the kids?
[00:50:57]  Yeah.
[00:50:57]  Who takes care of the kids?
[00:50:58]  They're in prison also.
[00:51:00]  Straight to jail.
[00:51:02]  Great idea.
[00:51:03]  If you get pregnant in prison, your kids also take on your jail site.
[00:51:07]  Exactly.
[00:51:08]  But they take on your years with you.
[00:51:09]  So every year is two years.
[00:51:11]  100%.
[00:51:12]  There you go.
[00:51:13]  So if you got a 20-year sentence, it's 10 years if the kid is.
[00:51:15]  And now you're incentivizing people to have kids in jail.
[00:51:18]  I'm okay with that.
[00:51:22]  Let these girls get fucked, dude.
[00:51:23]  Why you guys not want women to feel pleasure just because they're in prison, you animals?
[00:51:26]  I just don't want them to be pregnant in the world.
[00:51:27]  Are the kids born or are they going to get rid of them?
[00:51:31]  What do you mean, get rid of them?
[00:51:32]  Like, are they going to scoop?
[00:51:33]  What do you think we mean, Catholic?
[00:51:36]  He was just like, what?
[00:51:37]  How is that a possibility?
[00:51:39]  No, but are they?
[00:51:40]  I don't know.
[00:51:41]  I mean, I'm assuming they're going to keep them.
[00:51:43]  They are.
[00:51:44]  That's my understanding.
[00:51:44]  I'm pretty sure they are.
[00:51:46]  Why wouldn't they?
[00:51:47]  What else do they have going forward?
[00:51:48]  Yeah, they got nothing else going on, right?
[00:51:50]  Fuck.
[00:51:51]  Aww.
[00:51:52]  This is kind of sad.
[00:51:54]  You really do have empathy for pregnancy.
[00:51:56]  Yeah.
[00:51:57]  That's all bad.
[00:51:58]  Like those poor convicts, bro.
[00:52:01]  What do they do to be in there?
[00:52:02]  I'm going to find out.
[00:52:03]  Yeah, we got to find out what their crime was.
[00:52:05]  Worth looking into the middle of the city.
[00:52:06]  Is there murderers a difference?
[00:52:07]  Yeah, if they're murderers, less sympathy.
[00:52:08]  If they're shoplifters or some shit, or if they're murderers, they get the chance to run it back.
[00:52:14]  Right?
[00:52:14]  Like, they get to do their favorite thing.
[00:52:16]  They're all homicide.
[00:52:17]  Right?
[00:52:17]  They'll just constantly get pregnant and then do their favorite activity.
[00:52:21]  If you're in jail for murder and you get pregnant, you should not be allowed to keep the baby.
[00:52:23]  Yeah, I'm sure somebody has done this as a joke, but like, why aren't serial killers just like abortion doctors?
[00:52:31]  I don't think they get the same thrill.
[00:52:32]  Yeah.
[00:52:33]  I think it's about the thrill for them, not the logic.
[00:52:37]  I'm just saying, like, they could be like Blade.
[00:52:40]  You know, like, he has his serum?
[00:52:42]  Or like, yeah, it's like Dexter kind of.
[00:52:43]  Yeah, like Dexter.
[00:52:44]  Like, gets it.
[00:52:45]  Or like they could be the people that do the electric chair.
[00:52:47]  Like, why don't we utilize these people?
[00:52:48]  They need it.
[00:52:49]  They need to get that off.
[00:52:50]  That I'm into.
[00:52:51]  And then use them for the jobs in society where you actually need to kill people.
[00:52:54]  Yeah, make it fire for the firing squad for that guy.
[00:52:56]  Oh, yeah.
[00:52:57]  100%.
[00:52:57]  There's a guy that was going to get the electric chair, and he said, I'd rather have firing squad.
[00:53:00]  That's crazy.
[00:53:02]  Why?
[00:53:02]  Why is that crazy?
[00:53:04]  Even lethal injection, honestly, what's so fucking humane about it?
[00:53:08]  Don't you want to know what it's like to get shot before you die?
[00:53:10]  Hell yeah, dog.
[00:53:11]  Nah, you want to die from lethal injection?
[00:53:13]  Like a bitch?
[00:53:14]  Yeah, that's a pussy ass.
[00:53:15]  I want to die either way.
[00:53:17]  Yeah.
[00:53:17]  I'm going with lethal injection over a fire.
[00:53:19]  Cuck death, dude.
[00:53:19]  That's a cuck death.
[00:53:21]  Son, what is it?
[00:53:22]  Also, why is it on stage?
[00:53:23]  I don't get that.
[00:53:23]  Why is it a weird thing that people watch it?
[00:53:26]  Yeah, what do you mean?
[00:53:26]  They watch it.
[00:53:27]  Like, you could watch the dude get lethally injected.
[00:53:30]  You sit in the stands.
[00:53:32]  They got snacks and shit.
[00:53:33]  Twizzlers.
[00:53:34]  Like, really?
[00:53:34]  Yeah, you're eating a Twizzler.
[00:53:36]  It's ticketed?
[00:53:36]  It's a ticketed event, bro.
[00:53:38]  Wow.
[00:53:38]  Yeah, and people always, yo, you got any comps to your death?
[00:53:42]  And it's like, fam, like, you don't even want to just get a real ticket?
[00:53:46]  Yeah, this is one of the greatest deaths of all time.
[00:53:47]  He comes up on a riser.
[00:53:48]  It's insane.
[00:53:50]  He has risen.
[00:53:52]  Or maybe going below.
[00:53:54]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:53:54]  With Dalton Lull, what happens to him?
[00:53:57]  Damn, bro.
[00:53:59]  That's kind of wild, huh?
[00:54:00]  If you started floating up to heaven after you got put to death, wouldn't your soul be looking like, I told you, motherfuckers, I didn't do it.
[00:54:07]  Yeah, that's funny.
[00:54:08]  If you're an innocent person, oh, that's good.
[00:54:12]  Somebody must have done a bit about that.
[00:54:13]  The abortion, like the serial killers just becoming abortionists, abortionists?
[00:54:17]  Is that what they're called?
[00:54:18]  Abortion doctors?
[00:54:19]  Abortion doctors?
[00:54:20]  Abortion doctors.
[00:54:20]  Then you got to be a doctor.
[00:54:21]  Say again?
[00:54:22]  Then you got to be a doctor.
[00:54:23]  It's all.
[00:54:23]  Do you?

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[00:54:25]  Do you?
[00:54:26]  I mean, technically.
[00:54:26]  How much doctoring is it?
[00:54:28]  I don't think you, I think, like, you know, how dental hygienists can do the same basic shit.
[00:54:32]  That's an abortion.
[00:54:33]  This is like an abortion hygienist.
[00:54:34]  Yeah.
[00:54:35]  Like a technician.
[00:54:36]  Yeah, because I don't even think it's that much.
[00:54:37]  I think it's just like a, it is like a lipo suction thing.
[00:54:41]  It is.
[00:54:42]  You just stick the lipo thing in and it just sucks the whatever's there left.
[00:54:45]  You need a cleaning and they put that thing in your mouth and it sucks up all the.
[00:54:47]  That's what I thought.
[00:54:48]  They just put that same instrument in your vagina.
[00:54:50]  You're joking.
[00:54:51]  I'm serious.
[00:54:52]  It's the same tool as lipo.
[00:54:54]  Get the fuck up.
[00:54:55]  I swear to God.
[00:54:56]  Alex, is this true?
[00:54:58]  Look it up.
[00:54:59]  And it was either first invented for abortions and then they're like, oh, we can do some lipo or lipo and then abortion.
[00:55:06]  Look it up.
[00:55:07]  No way.
[00:55:07]  Look it up.
[00:55:08]  No ways.
[00:55:09]  I don't know why.
[00:55:11]  I don't know if that's true, but I did look this up.
[00:55:13]  One of the women that got impregnated, this is from the Daily Mail.
[00:55:16]  And one of the women, Demetrius Minor, impregnated is a double murderer who killed a couple as they returned home from their engagement party.
[00:55:22]  Oh, that baby's done.
[00:55:24]  She got him.
[00:55:25]  She got triple murderer.
[00:55:28]  Yeah.
[00:55:29]  Do you think she waits?
[00:55:30]  You think she waits?
[00:55:30]  Yeah.
[00:55:31]  For it to be born and then like goes after it?
[00:55:33]  Or do you think she just can't help herself?
[00:55:36]  Like, is it she's going for veal or is she going for like a nice prime rib?
[00:55:39]  Wow.
[00:55:40]  Like, she wants eggs, to be honest with you.
[00:55:47]  She wants eggs.
[00:55:48]  So she might have some scramble, dude.
[00:55:50]  She might really make an omelette in there, dude.
[00:55:53]  That is nuts.
[00:55:54]  Yeah, yeah, you got to get rid of that.
[00:55:56]  That baby can't be with that woman.
[00:55:57]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I got to tell you about the best underwear in the business, okay?
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=== God-Fearing Christian Plane (14:53) ===

[00:58:16]  You're welcome.
[00:58:16]  Let's get back to the show.
[00:58:18]  All right, guys.
[00:58:18]  Infamous tour.
[00:58:19]  Thank you guys so much for everything.
[00:58:21]  Radio City.
[00:58:21]  I appreciate you guys.
[00:58:22]  That was absolutely amazing.
[00:58:23]  Two sold-out shows.
[00:58:24]  It's truly a dream come true in my home here in New York.
[00:58:29]  We have two more dates left for the infamous tour, and that is done.
[00:58:32]  So if you want to see me, you can see me at Atlantic City, which is already sold out.
[00:58:36]  And then Vancouver, there might be a few tickets left.
[00:58:38]  We're doing two shows up there.
[00:58:40]  So those are the last times you get to see the infamous tour.
[00:58:43]  Absolutely fucking crazy to say this, but two more dates, three more total shows.
[00:58:50]  Get on a fucking plane and enjoy the madness.
[00:58:53]  Thank you so much for all the support.
[00:58:54]  Akash, what you got?
[00:58:56]  April 28th through 30th.
[00:58:57]  I'm coming to the Stress Factory in Fairfield, Connecticut.
[00:59:01]  May 12th through 14th, Tacoma, Washington.
[00:59:03]  I don't plan on doing Washington a lot, so come through.
[00:59:06]  May 19th through 21st.
[00:59:07]  I'm going to be in Holland, Muskegon, and Grand Rapids, Michigan.
[00:59:10]  I promise I'm not coming there a lot.
[00:59:12]  So get tickets to those shows and all the other shows I have for the rest of the year at akashsing.com.
[00:59:17]  Now let's get back to the fucking show.
[00:59:20]  Anyway, happy Easter.
[00:59:22]  Hope you find an egg over the weekend.
[00:59:25]  There is a Johan Omar got pretty pissed off because there was like a youth group or like a mission group that was flying back to the States.
[00:59:36]  And while they were on the flight, they started just jamming and worshiping Jesus.
[00:59:40]  This is on Easter, right?
[00:59:48]  Yeah.
[00:59:50]  Okay.
[00:59:51]  Pause.
[00:59:51]  Oh, yeah.
[00:59:52]  This is fucking annoying.
[00:59:54]  You're on a flight.
[00:59:55]  You're watching your movie.
[00:59:56]  It's also Easter.
[00:59:59]  I don't think they're doing it.
[01:00:01]  It was also Passover, him Ramadan.
[01:00:03]  Say again?
[01:00:04]  It was also Passover.
[01:00:05]  Yo, but June.
[01:00:06]  We love Christian music.
[01:00:07]  Nah.
[01:00:08]  It's vibey.
[01:00:08]  Okay, okay.
[01:00:09]  Listen, let's just acknowledge it's annoying and inconvenient, and it is disrespectful to the people on the plane because you don't have their permission or consent to do this, and you're being very selfish.
[01:00:20]  Yes.
[01:00:22]  Ilan Omar, shut the fuck up.
[01:00:24]  That's too much.
[01:00:25]  She's doing too much.
[01:00:26]  Shut your fuck up.
[01:00:26]  She's doing too much.
[01:00:28]  She's doing out of here.
[01:00:30]  If you were on this plane, you'd like kill every single one.
[01:00:34]  Yes, if you're on a plane, I'm a Christian.
[01:00:37]  I can tell them, shut up.
[01:00:39]  What do people always say?
[01:00:40]  Like, this is not your thing to fight for.
[01:00:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:00:44]  Like, you know, this is a black woman's struggle.
[01:00:47]  We are the only ones who could talk about this.
[01:00:49]  Well, this is a white Christian struggle.
[01:00:51]  So I don't want to hear nothing about it from anybody else.
[01:00:55]  She says, I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time on a plane.
[01:00:59]  How do you think it will end?
[01:01:00]  That's what 9-11 was, yo.
[01:01:02]  Wow, my God.
[01:01:04]  He's shooting, dude.
[01:01:07]  It is crazy.
[01:01:08]  Yo.
[01:01:11]  Yeah, you guys just missed a hell of a joke, I think.
[01:01:12]  To be honest.
[01:01:14]  Leave that shit in there, pussy.
[01:01:16]  No, but no, and now it forces people to have these like stupid fucking think piece arguments.
[01:01:22]  Well, the reason why this could happen is because there aren't any terror attacks when Christians are fucking playing music.
[01:01:28]  Blah, blah, blah.
[01:01:28]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:01:29]  She wants this conversation.
[01:01:30]  This is currency for her.
[01:01:32]  It's currency that's annoying.
[01:01:34]  Yo, just let these goofy fucking Christians.
[01:01:37]  Listen, fam.
[01:01:39]  I'm just like, Mark with the whole slippery slope shit.
[01:01:41]  Nah, fuck that.
[01:01:42]  Now that everybody else has rap his song on a fucking plane, that's cool.
[01:01:48]  Keep that same energy.
[01:01:49]  If it slaps, it slaps.
[01:01:50]  We're talking about two different things.
[01:01:53]  You know how much Jesus slaps.
[01:01:55]  That's trying to like Simon and Garfunkel.
[01:01:59]  Stop it.
[01:01:59]  This motherfucker trying to use references he just learned seven days ago.
[01:02:02]  When did Kanye rap on a plane?
[01:02:04]  He was he did Gold Digger from the and he's done like Sunday.
[01:02:10]  Sand and announced.
[01:02:11]  That's fire.
[01:02:11]  Son, that's fine.
[01:02:12]  He's a genius.
[01:02:12]  Let me be honest.
[01:02:14]  I might not want to watch that.
[01:02:15]  All jokes aside.
[01:02:16]  Audience, don't you think the plane has a better chance of landing if this motherfucker's playing on the thing?
[01:02:21]  Any religion, you want to pray out loud?
[01:02:23]  That's fine.
[01:02:24]  I'm fine with that.
[01:02:25]  Whatever gives us a better chance of landing safely, I'm with it.
[01:02:28]  What if he was watching Coda?
[01:02:30]  You watch a bunch of deaf motherfuckers and you got to listen to that shit in the background.
[01:02:33]  Fuck that.
[01:02:34]  Yo, does it slap?
[01:02:35]  Like you said, it does.
[01:02:36]  I like Chris Rock.
[01:02:37]  That clip just now?
[01:02:38]  I like hell song.
[01:02:39]  This motherfucker in here dressed like Carl Litz while talking about somebody gotta spread this gospel.
[01:02:46]  Okay?
[01:02:48]  Gotta.
[01:02:50]  I know you're not talking about outfits today.
[01:02:52]  So I'm fine as fuck.
[01:02:53]  You look like you're going windsurfing, bro.
[01:02:57]  You can't do it.
[01:02:59]  I don't have the second pair of laces connected to your shit club.
[01:03:05]  No, you look like a Kawasaki bike, bro.
[01:03:10]  So we take all they want.
[01:03:11]  They find your sneakers back.
[01:03:13]  I know you're going to be wearing these within a month.
[01:03:18]  Second pair of laces off, nigga.
[01:03:19]  You supposed to take them shits off.
[01:03:21]  Look at your outfit right now.
[01:03:23]  What do you dress for?
[01:03:24]  Fly.
[01:03:24]  You're a Chinese woman selling batteries on the subway.
[01:03:27]  And what are you doing?
[01:03:28]  So you're going to ask like a Chinese woman selling batteries on the sub.
[01:03:36]  Damn.
[01:03:38]  That would have been good.
[01:03:39]  Okay, but back to this.
[01:03:41]  See, so New York.
[01:03:42]  I love that.
[01:03:42]  That's New York.
[01:03:43]  What is that?
[01:03:44]  Just roasting motherfucking back and forth.
[01:03:46]  You can't get that nowhere.
[01:03:47]  Listen.
[01:03:48]  And Ilhan.
[01:03:50]  Can we acknowledge that she's just annoying?
[01:03:53]  Yes.
[01:03:53]  Yes.
[01:03:55]  Now, somebody pointed this out.
[01:03:56]  Like, she didn't have nothing to say about the terror attack on the subway in New York.
[01:03:59]  Like, where was her tweet about that?
[01:04:01]  Oh, I don't know what she tweeted.
[01:04:02]  Was he playing music?
[01:04:03]  Yeah.
[01:04:04]  I mean, if it was loud, that'd be different.
[01:04:07]  I'm just saying, like, where's this energy?
[01:04:09]  Are they flying into your district?
[01:04:12]  Was the flight to your Disney?
[01:04:13]  What does that have to do with you?
[01:04:15]  Nothing, right?
[01:04:16]  I also don't have a problem with her and her family praying on a plane.
[01:04:18]  Also, this dumb bitch, so fucking stupid.
[01:04:22]  She knows for a fact that there are prayer sessions before the plane goes up.
[01:04:26]  Like, if she's ever been to an international airport and there's a lot of Muslim people that are there, they will do those prayers.
[01:04:32]  I've seen them do it when I flew internationally.
[01:04:34]  So it's like, you know that this is common.
[01:04:36]  Nobody's saying no.
[01:04:37]  It's like this.
[01:04:38]  It's so loud on the plane.
[01:04:39]  It's annoying.
[01:04:40]  Yo, yo, they suck, but you're not the one, bitch.
[01:04:43]  Maybe.
[01:04:44]  Like, you are the annoying person to say this is annoying because we know there's just political fodder.
[01:04:47]  You don't really care.
[01:04:48]  That's probably true.
[01:04:49]  That's what I said.
[01:04:50]  You're using them.
[01:04:51]  But they go to the people.
[01:04:52]  People on Twitter just complaining.
[01:04:53]  Of course, I get it.
[01:04:54]  If it's someone trying to use it as political fodder, which is the word I was searching for, but it's political fodder.
[01:05:00]  That's why it's annoying.
[01:05:01]  Don't you have bigger shit to worry about?
[01:05:03]  No, she doesn't.
[01:05:04]  She should.
[01:05:05]  She agree, but she ain't wrong.
[01:05:06]  She should.
[01:05:06]  That's all I do.
[01:05:07]  It's annoying.
[01:05:07]  She's not wrong, but from anybody else who's not a fucking in the government, y'all got bigger shit to worry about.
[01:05:14]  Let us complain.
[01:05:15]  Also, if it's a it's the difference.
[01:05:17]  If they're going to be singing these prayers, give them a little permission.
[01:05:21]  They're just saying them.
[01:05:21]  At least they were singing.
[01:05:22]  Yeah, he's right.
[01:05:23]  The press and it sets.
[01:05:24]  If there's just going to be a bunch of fucking musical activities, not every religion is going to be in the middle.
[01:05:27]  No, no, hold up, hold up.
[01:05:29]  Explain to me how you're going to do your prayer session on the plane.
[01:05:33]  Do that shit before.
[01:05:35]  Like the plane.
[01:05:36]  You just sit down.
[01:05:37]  You can't put down the fucking.
[01:05:38]  You can't put down the carpet and then pray in the middle of the shit.
[01:05:41]  Like, my biggest issue with that is he's standing in the middle of the plane.
[01:05:45]  Do it from your seat.
[01:05:47]  So loud, bro.
[01:05:48]  Yo, motherfuckers are loud on a plane, bro.
[01:05:50]  They talk all the goddamn time.
[01:05:52]  They're the worst.
[01:05:53]  It stinks.
[01:05:54]  What percentage of the cabin, because it was a big group, would they have to be in order to take over?
[01:05:59]  100.
[01:06:00]  Like a team that's playing in the hundred.
[01:06:02]  Yo, you know, there's one passenger that's not with the group.
[01:06:06]  Turn that shit on the business.
[01:06:06]  You know this, bro.
[01:06:07]  This is this.
[01:06:08]  Yo, people hate Christians.
[01:06:09]  I gotta be honest with you.
[01:06:11]  People hate Christians because when they did the fucking Lion King or whatever that shit was on a plane, remember when they had the, it was a, it was, it was at the Lion King.
[01:06:18]  It was one of these plays.
[01:06:18]  It was Wicked or something.
[01:06:20]  But the Broadway company was essentially all flying together.
[01:06:22]  Say again?
[01:06:23]  It was Circle of Life on the plane.
[01:06:24]  Yeah, they did Circle of Life and the whole, and the company did it.
[01:06:27]  And everybody on the plane was cheering.
[01:06:28]  They were going for it.
[01:06:30]  It was amazing because they're doing the Lion King.
[01:06:31]  In fairness, they're professionals.
[01:06:33]  In fairness, Christians are victims.
[01:06:36]  Christians are victims.
[01:06:37]  They have one place where they can be safe, the West.
[01:06:40]  And outside that, they're persecuted everywhere.
[01:06:42]  Yeah, outside of the Muslim community.
[01:06:47]  She's just doing what she does best.
[01:06:50]  Why did you become a Christian?
[01:06:52]  How many Christians?
[01:06:52]  I'm a Christian man.
[01:06:58]  I started tweeting, and that's the fucking problem when they do this shit.
[01:07:00]  Yo, you know what that shit is the other side?
[01:07:02]  And they're like, you know what?
[01:07:02]  Fuck her.
[01:07:03]  I'm dug into what I am now.
[01:07:05]  This is what this shit is, right?
[01:07:07]  Some black people do some shit, and the black community is like, oh, fuck.
[01:07:10]  And then, like, Ben Shapiro or somebody calls it out, and the black community's like, don't call that shit out.
[01:07:16]  You might be right, but shut the fuck up, yo.
[01:07:18]  Why are you fucking talking?
[01:07:19]  And then they start defending it, even though they know it's annoying.
[01:07:22]  That's what Ilhan tweeting does.
[01:07:24]  Yeah, we, yeah, it's annoying twat.
[01:07:28]  We know it's annoying.
[01:07:29]  They might sing on the fucking plane.
[01:07:31]  It's depression.
[01:07:32]  It's annoying.
[01:07:33]  Yeah.
[01:07:33]  But you don't get to talk about it because you don't know how good God is, dummy.
[01:07:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:07:39]  You don't know how good Jesus is.
[01:07:40]  If you have some Jesus in your life, you might be singing to now.
[01:07:43]  Muslims got an idea.
[01:07:44]  Say again.
[01:07:44]  Prophet.
[01:07:45]  Muslims got an idea how good Jesus is.
[01:07:46]  They don't got no idea, son.
[01:07:48]  Then why is she hating on a prophet?
[01:07:51]  Check that shit.
[01:07:52]  Tuck that.
[01:07:52]  Yeah.
[01:07:53]  You believe he was.
[01:07:54]  Yo, the disrespect is crazy.
[01:07:56]  Yeah.
[01:07:56]  You're disrespecting your own God right now.
[01:07:58]  You know what?
[01:07:59]  Disrespecting one of his prophets?
[01:08:00]  You know who'd be very upset about this?
[01:08:02]  Who?
[01:08:02]  Muhammad.
[01:08:03]  The lack of respect for a prophet.
[01:08:06]  Muhammad would be absolutely furious.
[01:08:08]  Absolutely furious.
[01:08:09]  Uh-uh.
[01:08:10]  I thought Jesus was a regular dude.
[01:08:12]  No.
[01:08:12]  No, to Muslims, he was a prophet.
[01:08:14]  And then Muhammad was another prophet.
[01:08:17]  So he was part of the, you know, he was like Shamu.
[01:08:20]  You know how it you know how there's shamu from the 70s, shamu from in the 90s, and then shamu from the now?
[01:08:27]  Yeah, Muhammad was shamu from the 90s.
[01:08:29]  No, well, yeah, or Jesus was shamu.
[01:08:32]  Okay, Muhammad is the now.
[01:08:33]  Yeah, okay.
[01:08:34]  I thought we didn't have one.
[01:08:35]  Is this factual?
[01:08:36]  Say what?
[01:08:36]  Is this factual?
[01:08:37]  I'm trying to make it so that Al's a big aquatic guy.
[01:08:40]  Yeah, and I'm trying to make it so he can understand.
[01:08:42]  I'm not saying Muhammad.
[01:08:45]  Exactly.
[01:08:45]  That's what happened.
[01:08:50]  I could appreciate these references.
[01:08:53]  Oh, God.
[01:08:54]  Okay.
[01:08:54]  Okay.
[01:08:54]  That makes more sense, actually.
[01:08:56]  Yeah, so that's, yeah, that's why she did it.
[01:08:57]  Oh, she's so annoying, this girl.
[01:08:59]  She is annoying, dude.
[01:09:00]  Yeah, it's the same thing.
[01:09:01]  Yeah.
[01:09:01]  It's like they're starting to get annoyed.
[01:09:03]  Like, anytime Bernie even says, cancel it, it's just like, all right, buddy, shut up.
[01:09:08]  So my son is starting to get annoying.
[01:09:12]  Figure out a new shit.
[01:09:14]  Everybody's talking.
[01:09:16]  Cancel student debt.
[01:09:17]  Whatever, like, they're like, nah, stop going to school.
[01:09:21]  Cancel school.
[01:09:22]  How about that?
[01:09:22]  I always be canceled.
[01:09:23]  If you're going to complain about shit, why don't you complain when the Democrats steal your primary win with super delegates?
[01:09:29]  Now all of a sudden, you're quiet.
[01:09:30]  Now you play your role.
[01:09:31]  Yeah.
[01:09:32]  Let's test.
[01:09:32]  What do you think about kids with anxiety?
[01:09:41]  I had to take that one.
[01:09:43]  Do we have it, Mark?
[01:09:45]  But yeah, but no, for real.
[01:09:47]  Archives is right.
[01:09:49]  For real, man.
[01:09:50]  Like, yeah, what?
[01:09:51]  Social interactions are difficult?
[01:09:53]  Yeah.
[01:09:54]  Interesting.
[01:09:54]  They are difficult.
[01:09:56]  Yeah.
[01:09:56]  Do a drug.
[01:09:59]  Make life easier.
[01:10:00]  Okay.
[01:10:01]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[01:10:02]  Get some liquid courage.
[01:10:03]  Yo, Boomer Schultz is fired.
[01:10:04]  Yeah, I'm ready, bro.
[01:10:06]  Yo, Boomer Schultz is sick.
[01:10:07]  Hey, I don't care, dog.
[01:10:11]  Get on the plane.
[01:10:12]  Get on that God-fearing Christian-ass plane.
[01:10:16]  Who built the first plane?
[01:10:18]  Muslims?
[01:10:19]  Did they?
[01:10:20]  No, no, no.
[01:10:21]  No, that was the Wright brothers.
[01:10:24]  Probably some.
[01:10:25]  And what were they right about?
[01:10:27]  Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
[01:10:28]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:29]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:10:29]  That's it.
[01:10:30]  They put wings on a plane just like an angel.
[01:10:32]  You notice that?
[01:10:32]  Yo, what is no, no?
[01:10:34]  This is very important because what does Islam say about marrying your brother?
[01:10:39]  What?
[01:10:39]  Did she do that?
[01:10:40]  I'm pretty sure.
[01:10:41]  I'm pretty sure she cheated on her husband with a white dude.
[01:10:44]  Oh, no, no, no.
[01:10:45]  But I think she was also married to her brother.
[01:10:47]  Before that, that's who she cheated on.
[01:10:48]  Yeah.
[01:10:49]  And now she's with this white.
[01:10:50]  Is he a Muslim?
[01:10:51]  Probably will be.
[01:10:54]  She was married to him.
[01:10:55]  Is the squad just a group of people who are with white guys?
[01:10:58]  Is that what the squad is?
[01:10:59]  Yes.
[01:10:59]  It's just a group of minority women who are dating white guys while hating white people.
[01:11:03]  I just want to make sure I'm clear on what the squad is and what they stand for.
[01:11:06]  For people who hate the patriarchy, they sure do suck their dicks.
[01:11:11]  Right?
[01:11:11]  Like, how do you hate the patriarchy?
[01:11:13]  Boomer Schultz is hate the paradise, bro.
[01:11:15]  How do you hate the patriarchy?
[01:11:16]  And then there's just patriarchy dick and cum in your mouth constantly.
[01:11:21]  Nice, dude.
[01:11:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:11:23]  Like, you hate the patriarchy, but you be swallowing us up all the time.
[01:11:27]  Yeah.
[01:11:28]  Yeah, what are your thoughts on cyberbullying, dude?
[01:11:30]  Say that.
[01:11:30]  What are your thoughts on cyberbullying?
[01:11:32]  That shit is fucked up.
[01:11:33]  That shit is fucked up.
[01:11:34]  That's redraw line.
[01:11:35]  No, I mean that.
[01:11:36]  That shit is fucked up.
[01:11:37]  Yeah.
[01:11:37]  Why?
[01:11:38]  Just because, like, these kids, their whole life is the internet now.
[01:11:41]  They're not like the people say this whole shit.
[01:11:43]  Why don't you just go outside and play?
[01:11:45]  Motherfuckers ain't playing outside no more, dog.
[01:11:48]  They are on the internet.
[01:11:49]  On Roblox.
[01:11:50]  On Roblox, bro.
[01:11:51]  They're on the internet.
[01:11:52]  They're on Instagram.
[01:11:53]  They're on Snap.
[01:11:54]  They're doing all that shit.
[01:11:55]  Go back to Boomer Show.
[01:11:57]  Gen Z shows the best.
[01:11:59]  I'm nuanced, bro.
[01:12:00]  I'm nuanced, bro.
[01:12:01]  So you got these little kids, man.
[01:12:03]  They really, they're going through it and they don't have the self-esteem built up to handle that criticism.
[01:12:07]  Now you can just say whatever the fuck you want to them.
[01:12:09]  Damn.
[01:12:10]  Yeah.
[01:12:10]  What do you think about it?
[01:12:10]  You have fucking self-esteem, Al.
[01:12:12]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:12:12]  You built self-esteem for years so you could dress like you dress it.
[01:12:16]  You know what I?
[01:12:17]  Yo, but it took years, bro.
[01:12:19]  You wouldn't be able to dress like this when you were in high school, be honest.
[01:12:22]  Nah, it was pretty colorful.
[01:12:23]  Really?
[01:12:23]  Yeah.
[01:12:24]  Really?
[01:12:24]  Yeah.
[01:12:25]  You never like, oh my God, maybe if I go.
[01:12:27]  I mean, you're looking crazy, bro.
[01:12:30]  I look fly.
[01:12:31]  No, I'm not, no, no.
[01:12:32]  I'm not saying you look fly.
[01:12:35]  I don't even know what sport that jacket is for, dog.
[01:12:38]  I mean, I'm being serious.
[01:12:40]  All right.
[01:12:40]  But what is it for?
[01:12:41]  What's the weather?
[01:12:42]  Nigga, what's your shit for?
[01:12:44]  My shit for is if you want to take over Gotham.
[01:12:47]  You try to take over Gotham.
[01:12:48]  You wear that shit.
[01:12:49]  You wear full bands today.
[01:12:50]  I'm bait, bro.
[01:12:51]  I don't know what titanium you show.
[01:12:53]  You got mad legs.
[01:12:54]  I really don't know what you don't know what title.
[01:12:55]  You're showing just as much leg.
[01:12:56]  You got turquoise.
[01:12:58]  How many different colored blues you got?
[01:13:00]  How many different color blues you got, bro?
[01:13:01]  For every blue.
[01:13:02]  For every blue.
[01:13:03]  So many, dog.
[01:13:05]  I don't know what he's wearing.
[01:13:06]  He cripped like Takashi.
[01:13:08]  I mean, I guess, bro.

=== Gotham Takeover Outfit (14:24) ===

[01:13:10]  Even the.
[01:13:11]  Yeah, take it in.
[01:13:12]  I don't even know.
[01:13:13]  I'm trying to take the whole thing in.
[01:13:15]  Those are the shoes you wore this weekend, right?
[01:13:17]  Learned something.
[01:13:18]  The fit that you wore to this thing was fire.
[01:13:20]  Yep.
[01:13:20]  Damn.
[01:13:21]  Can we at least acknowledge?
[01:13:22]  You call your shit old, bro.
[01:13:23]  Can we at least acknowledge?
[01:13:25]  And I mean, no, no, just with what you're wearing, right?
[01:13:27]  Miles picked it up.
[01:13:28]  How did you manage to go?
[01:13:31]  Miles gonna shot.
[01:13:33]  He's colorblind.
[01:13:35]  Something is happening with this outfit.
[01:13:38]  Because Miles looked at it and I know the first thing he said, that shit fired, bro.
[01:13:41]  This whole shit go together.
[01:13:43]  Perfect.
[01:13:44]  Everything's just orange.
[01:13:51]  I'm just saying, bro.
[01:13:52]  Elon Omar, we need to have her on the podcast.
[01:13:56]  What would you ask Ilhan Omar?
[01:13:58]  She was here with three shots.
[01:13:58]  Why'd you got to be so annoying all the time, bro?
[01:14:01]  What do you mean?
[01:14:02]  All of them, I want to ask them.
[01:14:03]  Okay.
[01:14:04]  Like, why you got to be so fucking annoyed?
[01:14:05]  Every politician or just only the squad.
[01:14:08]  If we're on a plane and then all the Muslim people just started fucking praying in the middle of flight, would it be a little concerning?
[01:14:15]  Yeah.
[01:14:16]  Why?
[01:14:17]  Because.
[01:14:19]  Because what?
[01:14:20]  What would be the reason?
[01:14:21]  Because you know why, bro.
[01:14:23]  No, why?
[01:14:23]  I don't know.
[01:14:24]  Let's be honest, though.
[01:14:25]  We can't just be honest.
[01:14:26]  That's because they smell bad as a people, and any exercise is going to release the odor, bro.
[01:14:33]  That's racist.
[01:14:34]  That's not racist.
[01:14:34]  Not all Muslims smell bad.
[01:14:36]  Well, how about this?
[01:14:37]  Before they start praying, I get to spray them down.
[01:14:40]  With what?
[01:14:41]  Right guard?
[01:14:44]  I get to spray them down with some race.
[01:14:47]  Hell yeah.
[01:14:48]  And what about Hindus?
[01:14:49]  Are they fine to go on?
[01:14:51]  Fine, yeah.
[01:14:52]  As long as they don't take a bucket of slop out and start passing around their families.
[01:14:57]  Ride in India one time, you're never going to ride another airline ever.
[01:15:00]  Really?
[01:15:00]  Yeah, that's crazy.
[01:15:02]  You're going to die before you get to your next service.
[01:15:04]  Is that true, son?
[01:15:05]  Food slaps, but the service is Indian service.
[01:15:07]  So they're just like ride on top of the plane and shit.
[01:15:10]  Come on, fuck out of here.
[01:15:12]  They ride on top of it.
[01:15:13]  Yeah, that's how they serve you the food from the top.
[01:15:15]  Oh my God, bro.
[01:15:18]  That is fucking crazy.
[01:15:19]  Yeah, 100%.
[01:15:20]  Damn, son.
[01:15:21]  I need to ride on Air India.
[01:15:24]  I need a ride on Air India.
[01:15:26]  Now, am I wrong?
[01:15:27]  Yeah.
[01:15:28]  It's just annoying coming from her.
[01:15:30]  And it's not like the right wing is less annoying when these fucking like Dan Crenshaws or whatever try to politicize everything.
[01:15:35]  It's like, yo, shut the fuck up.
[01:15:36]  But we don't celebrate them as much, at least where we live in New York.
[01:15:40]  You don't see those guys.
[01:15:41]  Everybody knows they're a joke.
[01:15:42]  AOC, Johan Omar, they're like, oh, they're, oh, they're so, well, they're so smart.
[01:15:46]  They're so enlightened.
[01:15:47]  What great points they bring up.
[01:15:48]  This is a regular ass point.
[01:15:50]  And it doesn't even mean anything.
[01:15:52]  No one does complain about that.
[01:15:53]  You know what's interesting about this also?
[01:15:54]  It's like, is she acknowledging that if Muslims did that, it would also be annoying?
[01:16:02]  No, she's saying people would be, people's xenophobia would flare up and they'd be like, yo, you can't pray.
[01:16:08]  I think she's saying I'm scared.
[01:16:09]  Is Muslims praying that there could be like a terrorist attack coming?
[01:16:12]  Well, yeah, because we've been fed a lot of media that says Muslims blow shit up.
[01:16:15]  And that's fair.
[01:16:17]  No, no, no, that's a fair point.
[01:16:20]  I'm not saying it's fair to happen.
[01:16:22]  You can see the confusion though.
[01:16:23]  That's a fair argument.
[01:16:25]  And that's a fair argument.
[01:16:26]  But her argument isn't that necessarily.
[01:16:28]  She's couching it in this, oh, these guys should be persecuted or yelled at or whatever.
[01:16:33]  No, you guys should always be allowed to pray.
[01:16:35]  That's how I feel.
[01:16:36]  Now, music is intrusive.
[01:16:39]  Also, we don't understand that shit.
[01:16:41]  If they was praying in English, then we might not be that scared.
[01:16:43]  If they're up there, like, we hope the plane land.
[01:16:46]  We want the plane to land on the ground.
[01:16:48]  You're not wrong.
[01:16:49]  We want the plane to be on the ground safe and everybody on the safe ground.
[01:16:54]  I'd be like, where keep that shit going, right?
[01:16:56]  But the Christian shit, we know.
[01:16:58]  Jesus came back.
[01:16:59]  We love Jesus.
[01:17:00]  He's the fucking man.
[01:17:01]  Now, if they started going, we're so close to heaven, I wish we could be there.
[01:17:05]  Then we're going to start getting a little bit uncomfortable up in the air.
[01:17:08]  I bet if that Christian group was flying air Pakistan or whatever, speaking in English, they'd be like, what the fuck is happening?
[01:17:13]  Now they still be like, oh, hell yeah.
[01:17:16]  All right.
[01:17:17]  The rapper DeBaby is on a North Carolina property.
[01:17:20]  Does that sound newsy?
[01:17:21]  Yeah.
[01:17:23]  North Carolina rapper DeBaby was on his property when a man was shot for trespassing, police say.
[01:17:28]  Oh, he shot him.
[01:17:30]  He shot him in the leg.
[01:17:31]  And then like there's a 911 call.
[01:17:33]  Yeah.
[01:17:33]  Yeah.
[01:17:34]  Where he's like talking to him.
[01:17:35]  They're calmly telling them, yes, I shot him.
[01:17:37]  He was trespassing.
[01:17:38]  And they asked if his weapon was basically like, is your weapon still drawn or he's like, yeah, it's going to be drawn until you guys get here.
[01:17:45]  Here's how you get in.
[01:17:46]  Go around the gate.
[01:17:47]  He gives them, it's like very calm.
[01:17:49]  Like, this guy done this shit before or something, yo.
[01:17:51]  This is crazy.
[01:17:52]  Funny part.
[01:17:52]  She says something like, oh, is he still conscious?
[01:17:55]  And then you hear him in pain in the background.
[01:17:57]  He's like, you hear him, right?
[01:18:02]  I mean, what is he supposed to do?
[01:18:04]  Like, this is great.
[01:18:05]  This is the greatest.
[01:18:06]  What did Elon Omar have to say about it?
[01:18:08]  I don't think she comments on that.
[01:18:10]  She didn't comment at all.
[01:18:11]  She's probably listening to the gospel on her fucking Spotify right now.
[01:18:14]  Dude, somebody comes into your shit.
[01:18:18]  You know that they're strapped.
[01:18:20]  Nobody's going to break into your home in a place where they know you have guns and they know you've shot people without a gun.
[01:18:26]  Yeah.
[01:18:27]  Like, that'd just be so stupid.
[01:18:29]  Could be a big fan.
[01:18:31]  It could be a big fan.
[01:18:32]  That is a chance.
[01:18:33]  No, that's true.
[01:18:34]  So you end up potentially shooting a fan, but he's shot to maim, not to kill.
[01:18:39]  Yeah.
[01:18:40]  I think he did the right thing.
[01:18:42]  100%, dude.
[01:18:43]  Shot him in the leg.
[01:18:44]  Then posted that funny ass thing.
[01:18:45]  You see what he posts on Instagram after?
[01:18:46]  I think there's a clip from Paid in Full, but it's just Cameron talking to somebody.
[01:18:50]  He's like, I shot you, but I could have killed you.
[01:18:52]  I let you live today or something like that.
[01:18:53]  That's fine.
[01:18:54]  Post it right after.
[01:18:54]  It's just, this guy's the best.
[01:18:56]  I mean, that's fire.
[01:18:57]  Like, great content.
[01:18:58]  Do you think he paid him to come onto the property so he could shoot him?
[01:19:03]  I don't.
[01:19:04]  I doubt it.
[01:19:04]  It would be such a weird player.
[01:19:06]  I feel like that's happened for the rap.
[01:19:07]  Like, getting shot.
[01:19:08]  Remember that guy who like played Biggie?
[01:19:11]  Gravy, I think his name was.
[01:19:12]  Some shit.
[01:19:12]  He like played Biggie in the movie.
[01:19:14]  Like he got shot in the ass or some shit like that, but it was like set up.
[01:19:17]  Yeah, it's a setup.
[01:19:18]  He's shooting.
[01:19:18]  Really?
[01:19:19]  Yeah.
[01:19:20]  Like if you get shot as a rapper, like 50 Cent got shot, exploded.
[01:19:24]  Like everybody who got shot exploded.
[01:19:25]  So people was trying to get shot so that they could blow the fuck up.
[01:19:28]  So you think this guy said, yo, shoot me non-lethally so I could get credit?
[01:19:33]  Or the baby was like, yo, you come on.
[01:19:36]  I'm going to shoot you in your leg.
[01:19:37]  It'll be great press for me.
[01:19:38]  I'm going to give you 40 grand.
[01:19:40]  I'm not going to press charges.
[01:19:42]  You're going to serve one.
[01:19:45]  There's no proof that you actually broke in.
[01:19:48]  You're going to serve maybe a few months or something like that.
[01:19:50]  Yeah, apparently, no charges were filed on this.
[01:19:52]  He could knock out.
[01:19:53]  Oh, shit.
[01:19:57]  Smart move, baby.
[01:19:58]  Yeah.
[01:19:58]  But why, though?
[01:19:59]  What has he been?
[01:20:00]  Because you're the hardest guy in rap right now.
[01:20:02]  Nobody's going to be.
[01:20:02]  Because we're talking about it.
[01:20:03]  And now he looks like the good guy again.
[01:20:05]  He just came off of some extremely bad press.
[01:20:08]  He just got curved by a fan, fat girl.
[01:20:11]  Did you guys see that?
[01:20:12]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:20:13]  When he's like, all the girls are going crazy, he takes the girl's face and he's going to kiss her.
[01:20:17]  And then she curves him.
[01:20:18]  And it's like, he wasn't on some like, I can't wait to make out you're so beautiful.
[01:20:23]  It was more on some like, all right, big girl, let me give you some love.
[01:20:26]  And the big girl was like, no.
[01:20:28]  And then, you know, so he's looking a little bit crazy.
[01:20:30]  He's still trying to rebound.
[01:20:32]  And this is an amazing story.
[01:20:34]  I'm a badass motherfucker.
[01:20:35]  I defend myself.
[01:20:37]  They love the gangster shit.
[01:20:38]  Him punching Danny Lay's brother, super viral.
[01:20:42]  Yeah.
[01:20:42]  What dude in North Carolina isn't going to take a shot in the leg for 50 grand and no press charges?
[01:20:51]  I mean, you got nothing going on in your life.
[01:20:52]  It's a brilliant move.
[01:20:53]  It's a good theory.
[01:20:54]  And it'd be a smart move.
[01:20:56]  I wouldn't knock him for it.
[01:20:57]  Smart move.
[01:20:58]  No, I would knock him for it if it turned out that this was fake.
[01:21:01]  I would not.
[01:21:02]  That's a smart fucking move.
[01:21:03]  It's just like that.
[01:21:04]  Yo, the good press you get from that in terms of being like the hardest rapper.
[01:21:08]  I'll beat you the fuck up on site.
[01:21:10]  Come run up on me.
[01:21:11]  You get knocked the fuck out too.
[01:21:12]  And then if you come into my home, I'm going to shoot you.
[01:21:15]  And I won't even kill you.
[01:21:16]  I'm going to just shoot you.
[01:21:17]  Yeah.
[01:21:17]  No, I'm just saying if you found out that there was stage, it would be kind of corny.
[01:21:22]  Yeah, I guess you got to find out, though.
[01:21:24]  I don't think people are going to find out.
[01:21:25]  People would think it's corny.
[01:21:26]  I appreciate the effort.
[01:21:27]  Good point.
[01:21:28]  Oh, you like, you like the planning or whatever, like that.
[01:21:30]  Yeah, it's a great idea.
[01:21:32]  Yeah, but I can't give you credit for being like a gangster if you're setting up your gangster.
[01:21:37]  No, no, no, not for that.
[01:21:37]  I just think it was like a brilliant move, chess-wise.
[01:21:40]  Yeah, I think that shit's set up low-key.
[01:21:41]  Who's the guy?
[01:21:43]  It hasn't been disclosed.
[01:21:44]  Yeah, we got to find out who the guy is.
[01:21:46]  And if that guy has any kind of connection to baby at all, the baby should have just hired the guy that wanted to get killed in the firing squad.
[01:21:55]  That would have saved.
[01:21:57]  That would have collected a lot of dots.
[01:21:58]  He's in North Carolina.
[01:21:59]  I'd be like, yo, come up on my property.
[01:22:01]  I'll do the job on behalf of the state.
[01:22:03]  And then he looks even better.
[01:22:04]  Whoa.
[01:22:04]  Two words.
[01:22:05]  Now, what's the firing squad?
[01:22:07]  Is what?
[01:22:07]  Anonymity?
[01:22:08]  Is that why they have multiple people shooting?
[01:22:11]  Apparently, like back in the day, only one person would have a bullet.
[01:22:14]  Ah, well, then you would know who the fuck had the bullet.
[01:22:16]  But everybody else is blank.
[01:22:18]  Oh, so you feel the actual gun move, but nothing goes out.
[01:22:22]  And so you don't know who did it.
[01:22:23]  That's like the idea.
[01:22:24]  Now, if everybody misses, do you live?
[01:22:26]  I think, yeah, technically, if you survive, you get let off, right?
[01:22:29]  No way.
[01:22:30]  I mean, that's like how they did back in the day.
[01:22:31]  I don't know if that shit is real.
[01:22:32]  That's like how they do it in movies, right?
[01:22:34]  You survive a hanging, they can, you get really.
[01:22:36]  How do you survive a hanging?
[01:22:37]  Yeah, that I don't know.
[01:22:38]  Like, if your neck doesn't break or choked to death, or if there's like a malfunction with a thing and like it doesn't fall.
[01:22:43]  That's the thing.
[01:22:44]  Is this a theory?
[01:22:45]  Yo, sir.
[01:22:45]  No, this is true.
[01:22:46]  There are stories like that.
[01:22:48]  I believe it if Miles says it.
[01:22:49]  If Mark says it, I'm like, Yeah, I know.
[01:22:51]  Everything Mark says guys.
[01:22:52]  We got no fake clue what he's talking about right now.
[01:22:55]  Every time Mark said, Yeah, he also asked him more question.
[01:22:57]  He also just said, I literally just say, Oh, yeah, I don't know if this is true.
[01:23:00]  Hey, hey, I just said this.
[01:23:02]  Just take this, bro.
[01:23:03]  Hey, just take this.
[01:23:04]  Anytime Mark doesn't give a specific date, he just goes, Yeah, like back in the day, like anytime he uses all of history for this to potentially be right, you know, it's bullshit.
[01:23:14]  You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
[01:23:16]  You don't think anyone's ever survived a hanging?
[01:23:18]  But does that mean?
[01:23:18]  You don't think anyone's ever survived a hanging?
[01:23:19]  But does that mean you get let off?
[01:23:20]  You don't think anyone's ever survived to hang?
[01:23:22]  Nobody's collecting.
[01:23:23]  How do you survive a hanging?
[01:23:25]  You just said, How do you survive a hanging?
[01:23:26]  But we're not talking about that.
[01:23:27]  How do you survive a hanging?
[01:23:28]  That's the point, though.
[01:23:29]  The point is, you said it's free.
[01:23:32]  How do you survive a hanging?
[01:23:33]  How do you survive a hanging?
[01:23:37]  Keep going, Mark.
[01:23:38]  Keep going.
[01:23:39]  What else do you guys want to know?
[01:23:42]  Keep going.
[01:23:43]  Keep going.
[01:23:43]  What else do you want to know about his dad?
[01:23:44]  Do I think anybody's ever survived to hang out?
[01:23:46]  Mark's right.
[01:23:46]  Mark's right.
[01:23:47]  Watch out, Mark.
[01:23:48]  You held off just long enough.
[01:23:49]  Go.
[01:23:49]  A murderer recorded in 1872 survived his execution thanks to his executioner's great incompetence, and then they let him off.
[01:23:57]  What was the thing?
[01:23:58]  He was hanging, and they let him off.
[01:24:00]  He survived and then they let him off because he survived.
[01:24:02]  It says so it happened one time after watching such a spectacle.
[01:24:05]  No one wanted to go through it again, and Frank was spared death.
[01:24:08]  So it happened one time.
[01:24:10]  I mean, that's the first one I've said.
[01:24:11]  No, it's not the rule.
[01:24:12]  No, it's not the rule.
[01:24:13]  That's all you need.
[01:24:13]  It just happened one day.
[01:24:15]  Now this is fun.
[01:24:16]  That's all you need.
[01:24:18]  That's all you need.
[01:24:19]  I will rule in the darkness.
[01:24:21]  And the rule itself that you're dead if you actually get hung.
[01:24:31]  What's the rule, Miles?
[01:24:33]  I don't know the rule.
[01:24:35]  I don't know the rule.
[01:24:36]  I was just saying that was so why would you open your fucking mouth?
[01:24:39]  No, no, Miles is a good fucking idiot.
[01:24:42]  What is the rule?
[01:24:43]  Miles is a good story.
[01:24:45]  Mark said the rule is he said the rule.
[01:24:51]  If you survive a hanging, you get off.
[01:24:53]  Miles found one hanging in history where they allowed someone to live afterwards.
[01:25:01]  Miles is all on you right now.
[01:25:03]  I'm researching hard.
[01:25:04]  I'm looking hard.
[01:25:05]  The fate of this argument rests on your Google search.
[01:25:08]  It's impossible.
[01:25:10]  Wait, no one should survive the hanging.
[01:25:12]  He just said one person did.
[01:25:13]  No, it should be the rule that you get let off, but I don't think that's the rule.
[01:25:15]  I could see it happening one time.
[01:25:17]  Guy's neck didn't fucking break.
[01:25:18]  Yeah, but even if the neck breaks, you still just end up choking.
[01:25:21]  Now, this guy had incompetence.
[01:25:23]  The guy who was supposed to kill him, the guy who was doing the hanging.
[01:25:25]  So if it's done right.
[01:25:27]  But you don't think that a few times it's happened where the rope breaks and they just tie his ass back up and then hang him again?
[01:25:32]  Yeah, they're not letting him off.
[01:25:34]  Yeah, it's ridiculous.
[01:25:35]  Yeah, no, that goes, no way.
[01:25:38]  There's a few people in like the 50s who survived electric chair.
[01:25:40]  They brought him back, gave him medical attention, and then that's not back in the day.
[01:25:43]  So what did you mean?
[01:25:44]  That's not back in the day.
[01:25:45]  What did you mean?
[01:25:46]  That's not back in the day.
[01:25:47]  What did you mean exactly?
[01:25:48]  I said back in the day.
[01:25:49]  What did you mean?
[01:25:50]  That's what I'm saying, bro.
[01:25:51]  What's back in the day for you?
[01:25:53]  Back in the day.
[01:25:53]  Yeah, like this baby.
[01:25:54]  You know, back in the day.
[01:25:55]  Found another survival and then just how many years back?
[01:25:59]  How many years back?
[01:26:00]  Just all the way when it was back in the day.
[01:26:03]  Like you go to the day and then you go even farther back than when the day was.
[01:26:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:26:07]  And that's back in.
[01:26:10]  Oh, I like this.
[01:26:11]  It's funny.
[01:26:11]  Okay.
[01:26:12]  Dude, it's the funniest TikTok I've ever seen in my life.
[01:26:15]  Oh, my God.
[01:26:16]  Can we please watch it?
[01:26:17]  Yeah, I'll pull it up.
[01:26:18]  If you guys haven't seen the funniest TikTok ever, he was trending on Twitter yesterday for this, Jay.
[01:26:22]  No, he wasn't.
[01:26:23]  Because everybody was just annoyed by what he was saying.
[01:26:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:26:26]  Okay, wait.
[01:26:26]  Set the video off so that we can finish it.
[01:26:28]  So there's a video of Jaden being interviewed, Jaden Smith being interviewed by Big Boy.
[01:26:33]  And he basically says, I didn't relate to kids my own age, and I ended up talking to my parents' friends.
[01:26:38]  I grew up around adults so much that I had trouble relating to kids my own age.
[01:26:42]  And it was tough for me.
[01:26:43]  Well, just play the video.
[01:26:44]  Play the video.
[01:26:45]  I am very happy that I spent my childhood with more adults than I did with kids my age because I was picking up more things from adults than I were from kids my own age.
[01:26:55]  And I look and I go around sometimes and I hang out with other people that are my age and they're just kind of something.
[01:27:05]  I'm just like, dude, like, oh my God, like, can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?
[01:27:11]  Can we talk about what's going on with the environment?
[01:27:14]  Would you talk about how Pep Kucock's death?
[01:27:17]  When I'm siren by Bob Wooder or Grand Crowder, that shit.
[01:27:32]  That shit is mad funny, bro.

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[01:27:34]  I'm sorry.
[01:27:35]  That shit is mad funny.
[01:27:37]  Oh, my God.
[01:27:39]  And I'm like, so deep.
[01:27:41]  It's so good, dude.
[01:27:42]  All right, guys.
[01:27:42]  Thank you so much for watching.
[01:27:44]  I appreciate you.
[01:27:44]  And one more time, thank you guys so much for coming out to the shows.
[01:27:48]  I loved you.
[01:27:48]  I appreciate you.
[01:27:50]  It was an amazing moment for me.
[01:27:52]  And I'm going to process it all and kind of figure it out.
[01:27:58]  And but yeah, right now I'm just so grateful.
[01:28:01]  So thank you guys so much for doing that.
[01:28:02]  And it means the world.
[01:28:04]  We'll see you in a couple days.
[01:28:07]  Peace.