Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Nelk Boys Vs Jimmy Kimmel & Rogan DISSED By Simpsons Aired: 2022-03-18 Duration: 11:48 === Joe Rogan Insulted on The Simpsons (02:54) === [00:00:00] What up people? [00:00:00] Sheltie here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:00:04] If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing. [00:00:08] Completely uncensored, flagrant content. [00:00:12] You go to patreon.com slash flagrants. [00:00:15] With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. [00:00:20] We can talk about Joe Rogan being insulted on The Simpsons. [00:00:25] Did you see this, Al? [00:00:27] We don't know if he was insulted. [00:00:28] Keep going. [00:00:29] Like, they attempted to insult him, I'm assuming. [00:00:32] But we don't know if Joe was insulted. [00:00:34] Good point. [00:00:34] Joe might have thought it was funny. [00:00:35] Who knows? [00:00:36] Good point. [00:00:37] Or like most people, he probably didn't know it happened because who watches The Simpsons? [00:00:41] I didn't know they were making new Simpson episodes. [00:00:43] Did not know either. [00:00:44] I thought they predicted. [00:00:46] I thought it was an old episode. [00:00:47] I think it was from the 90s. [00:00:49] Yeah. [00:00:50] That is a thing. [00:00:51] That's a thing. [00:00:51] Where The Simpsons predicts the future. [00:00:57] What do they think will be? [00:00:59] Did they predict how bad their show would get in here? [00:01:01] Dude, is it bad now? [00:01:02] I honestly don't know. [00:01:03] It's been rough for a long time. [00:01:06] Really? [00:01:06] Yeah. [00:01:06] Yeah. [00:01:07] I mean, they had a great run. [00:01:08] Great run. [00:01:09] I mean, maybe I've rewatched old episodes and maybe I'm just nostalgic, but I'm like, yo, this is fucking great. [00:01:14] And then I saw an episode where they tried to do an anti-Trump thing and it was like, they broke into a song and it was like, yo, this is embarrassing that you guys are putting this out. [00:01:22] It was so bad, so unfunny, so unentertaining. [00:01:26] Didn't say anything. [00:01:27] Like, The Simpsons used to say shit that cut. [00:01:29] Now it's just like, even the Rogan thing is like, what are you trying to say? [00:01:31] I don't understand. [00:01:32] Yeah. [00:01:33] What do they say? [00:01:33] The Rogan thing, I guess Homer gets canceled in this episode and nobody wants anything to do with him. [00:01:38] Moe's shuts the door on him. [00:01:39] Some other place that he always goes to shuts the door on him. [00:01:42] Like literally see a montage. [00:01:43] And then he goes to what's supposed to be Joe Rogan's studio. [00:01:46] It doesn't say Joe Rogan. [00:01:47] It just says right-wing podcast studio or something. [00:01:50] And then one thing under Nariah is welcome. [00:01:51] Nariah is welcome. [00:01:52] Joe Rogan opens the door, welcomes Homer in, and then Homer slams the door on Joe Rogan. [00:01:58] Yeah, so Homer won't even go there. [00:01:59] That's how crazy that is. [00:02:01] Yeah, nobody wants to be a part of Joe Rogan's podcast that 11 million people listen to every day. [00:02:06] It's just like not funny. [00:02:08] Who wouldn't do Rogan? [00:02:10] Every one of those Simpsons writers would do Rogan. [00:02:12] In a second. [00:02:13] Yes. [00:02:13] They probably have. [00:02:14] I think Azaria has been on it. [00:02:16] Yeah. [00:02:17] Really? [00:02:17] We should look and see, but I think he has. [00:02:19] I think so. [00:02:20] So it's like, what are you talking about? [00:02:22] Son, I hate seeing this shit. [00:02:23] Hank Azaria just cucked out for this whole industry. [00:02:26] Yeah, it's so weird. [00:02:27] Like, you even saw it with the Kimmel thing. [00:02:29] Like, Kimmel had a joke about the Nelf boys. [00:02:33] Yeah, this is embarrassing, too. [00:02:34] And I wonder if they're just completely detached. [00:02:39] Like, I wonder if Kimmel's just completely detached from reality and they live and exist in the Hollywood bubble. [00:02:45] Because I felt like this when I was on that movie set. [00:02:47] I was like, oh, they don't know anything is going on outside of this world. [00:02:52] Like, movies are what's important to them. === Kimmel Jokes About Nelf Boys (07:57) === [00:02:54] And anything that's not movies doesn't matter. [00:02:57] Right. [00:02:58] And I'm walking around this set and I'm just like, and obviously my ego was bruised. [00:03:03] Yeah. [00:03:04] It was like I was like a complete nothing on the set. [00:03:08] Even though I'm like surrounded by people who are like, I think I'm more successful or I'm further in my career, including Jonah and Eddie. [00:03:14] There was, oh, I mean, Julie Louis Dreyfus, like David DuCovny. [00:03:18] David Dukovny. [00:03:21] I kind of agree with that. [00:03:22] Now, right? [00:03:23] Like, it's like, and who is awesome. [00:03:25] But like, Julie DuRey, she's the fucking fiendish sitcom of all time. [00:03:29] Right. [00:03:29] She was a massive part in that. [00:03:32] I like that. [00:03:33] Is Spitting is a punchline funny to you now? [00:03:35] Is that a thing? [00:03:36] Yeah, I laughed at that earlier. [00:03:37] Okay. [00:03:40] Did you see what Jimmel was doing? [00:03:42] Let's see. [00:03:42] Let's see. [00:03:42] What's the clip, please? [00:03:44] This is really something. [00:03:46] A small group of YouTubers known as the Nelka Boys. [00:03:49] Now, these guys show up at Mar-a-Lago in sweatshirts and shorts, logos all over their clothes. [00:03:54] Trump sits down for an hour with them during a war to answer the dopiest questions. [00:03:59] One of the great things about Trump is doesn't matter who's interviewing him. [00:04:03] It could be George Stephanopoulos or three doofuses who brought a 12-pack of hard seltzer along with him. [00:04:09] He's going to answer the same way. [00:04:13] And then Kyle from the Nelsboys posted and says, This small group of YouTubers has way more viewers than you, buddy. [00:04:19] Kimmel used to be, which love Canadians. [00:04:22] Even when they're in Soul Buddy, there's a buddy in there. [00:04:24] Yeah. [00:04:24] More viewers than you, buddy. [00:04:25] Kimmel used to be way funnier, but now he's just washed up and irrelevant. [00:04:28] Only reason you even get any views is because Disney owns your show, so YouTube forces it on everyone's homepages. [00:04:33] Last night is where comedians, late night is where comedians go to die. [00:04:36] Pack it in and let the big dogs take over, pal. [00:04:39] Amen. [00:04:40] Big dogs is sassy. [00:04:42] He's right. 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[00:06:19] It's really not that much. [00:06:21] And I don't know who's watching any of YouTube, of Kimmel's YouTube stuff. [00:06:25] Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. [00:06:26] I mean, they spend so much and paid ads to push that shit up. [00:06:29] Yeah. [00:06:30] Yeah. [00:06:31] It gets views, but then also the TV viewing audience is old people. [00:06:36] Here's my question. [00:06:37] Making jokes that speak to old people. [00:06:40] Here's my question about that. [00:06:41] These young kids with the labels, with the logos, and you know, he's insulting logos. [00:06:45] Yeah. [00:06:46] Yeah. [00:06:46] Where was the actual punchline in that clip? [00:06:48] That's what bothered me. [00:06:50] Is you used to be funny. [00:06:52] Even if I don't agree with what you're saying, give me punchlines. [00:06:54] Give me jokes. [00:06:56] Three doofuses sitting in a room. [00:06:57] They just bought a 12-pack of hard seltzer. [00:06:59] These aren't punchlines. [00:07:01] It's not funny. [00:07:02] I can't defend this. [00:07:04] And I liked Kimmel for a long time, but now it's getting like, yo, this is embarrassing, dude. [00:07:08] But what if you're the old person who looks at young kids like that? [00:07:11] Now you're speaking to me. [00:07:13] Yeah, we forget that he's like 60 or something. [00:07:15] How old is Jimmy Kimmel? [00:07:17] Got to be 50-something at least. [00:07:18] 50 and change, but the audience is much older. [00:07:22] You know what it might be? [00:07:23] Yo, I love how he was like, Trump is talking to these guys in the middle of a war like he's supposed to do something, like he's in office still. [00:07:30] Yeah, he's just a guy now. [00:07:31] Yeah. [00:07:32] Like, how dare Obama get COVID in the middle of a war? [00:07:35] Yeah. [00:07:36] Once president, you're always president? [00:07:37] Like, what would you like him to do? [00:07:39] Yeah. [00:07:39] What should he do? [00:07:40] Should he go to the Ukraine? [00:07:42] Yeah, D. Or people would want that. [00:07:43] Yeah, he actually might not. [00:07:45] But yeah, it's just such a weird thing. [00:07:47] You know what? [00:07:47] To Al's point, you know what might have happened is we grew up with this guy when he was hip and in touch. [00:07:51] And so we see him as that. [00:07:52] And young people just look at him the way we looked at like 80-year-olds on TV back. [00:07:56] Yeah. [00:07:56] But to us, he's a guy we grew up with. [00:07:57] So now that he's out of touch, we don't realize he just fell out of touch. [00:08:01] Also, think about, like, I guess to make an argument for like him and his constituents, like, think about how we are when we find a new YouTuber that has 20 million subscribers, but we didn't even know who the fuck they were. [00:08:11] Yeah. [00:08:11] We're just like, where is this guy bent? [00:08:13] Yeah. [00:08:14] You know, like, there are people who just found out about Beast. [00:08:16] Yeah. [00:08:17] And they're like, 100 million? [00:08:19] Yeah. [00:08:20] Where the fuck have I been? [00:08:21] I mean, even Rogan during the pod, he's like, you bought an island? [00:08:23] Yeah. [00:08:24] Couldn't believe it. [00:08:24] There's no hate behind it. [00:08:26] It's no hate. [00:08:27] It's truly not knowing. [00:08:28] So he maybe is seeing this video of these young kids. [00:08:32] Also, like, this is being hand-fed to him, right? [00:08:34] Like, the writers are handing this to him. [00:08:36] And he watches the video that they're handing him and it's like, oh, yeah, it makes sense. [00:08:39] So low-key, like, it's on him to research the things he's talking about or trust the people that he's hiring to make sure he doesn't look foolish. [00:08:49] Yeah. [00:08:49] Like, if I'm him, I'm going after the person that wrote that, like, the quality control of his writers. [00:08:56] And I'm basically going, yo, don't make me look like out of touch and stupid ever again. [00:08:59] Yeah, like, they have an interview show where they interview famous people all the time. [00:09:03] Kids, too. [00:09:04] You're talking to Selena Gomez. [00:09:05] Yeah. [00:09:05] Stop acting like you don't speak to this younger demo. [00:09:08] If you only spoke to older people, I'd be, okay, that's one thing. [00:09:10] You are actively trying to appeal to the youth. [00:09:13] Yeah. [00:09:13] Especially if it's a TV show that that's where the old people are watching it. [00:09:17] He knows that the only way to survive long term is that the YouTube numbers need to explode to get new numbers. [00:09:22] So he knows the YouTube world. [00:09:24] Like, don't say that he doesn't. [00:09:26] Like, if he's smart, though, I think he has him on the show. [00:09:29] Like, Kimmel invites an Alpois on. [00:09:32] Oh. [00:09:32] No, but that would be on. [00:09:34] He might do it. [00:09:35] I mean, it would be amazing. [00:09:36] ABC got to be okay with it. [00:09:39] He might fucking do it. [00:09:41] Technically, they can. [00:09:42] Oh, really? [00:09:43] Well, no. [00:09:44] I mean, they're super connected to UFC. [00:09:46] That's part of ESPN. [00:09:48] You know, they have an ESPN Plus thing. [00:09:49] That's ABC. [00:09:51] But I feel like at this level, people who have NBC shows go on ABC to promote their own show. [00:09:56] Of course. [00:09:58] That would be old school Kimmel doing something good and interesting. [00:10:01] That'd be great. [00:10:02] What it feels like now, this felt like the Bill Cosby moment where he was telling black kids to pull up their pants. [00:10:07] And we're all like, yo, you lost it. [00:10:10] You are out of touch. [00:10:10] You're out of touch. [00:10:11] You're gone. [00:10:12] That's what this feels like. [00:10:13] And in general, we talked about this earlier. [00:10:16] It feels like Kimmel doesn't have teeth anymore. [00:10:18] Like he used to have teeth. [00:10:19] Whether you agreed or not, you were like, there was an edge to what you're saying. [00:10:22] Now you're looking at it and like, this is nothing. [00:10:25] Yeah. [00:10:25] This is like nothing. [00:10:27] There's no punchline anywhere. [00:10:28] Al, you're chuckling. [00:10:29] I don't know. [00:10:30] I'm just thinking about other comedians that don't have teeth. [00:10:33] Oh, yeah. [00:10:33] Referencing. [00:10:34] What happened to the old Kimmel? [00:10:35] You know, the Kimmel that would do blackface. [00:10:37] He changed so much. [00:10:38] Like, back in the day, he used to have real teeth. [00:10:40] I love that guy. [00:10:41] Yeah. [00:10:41] He was great. [00:10:42] He was funny when he was black. [00:10:43] Like it or not, he has had teeth. [00:10:45] He was a black dude. [00:10:46] No, but 100%. [00:10:47] Yeah. [00:10:47] The teeth thing is so true. [00:10:48] It's like if comedy doesn't have teeth, it's hard for me to watch it. === When Comedy Lacks Teeth (00:56) === [00:10:52] Yeah. [00:10:52] I feel like I'm just wasting my time. [00:10:53] The man show, agree or disagree with it, they actually had teeth. [00:10:56] You were going to feel away about it. [00:10:58] Earlier Kimmel. [00:10:59] Earlier Kimmel, dude, and you didn't like it, but remember when he went on Leno and Leno was taking his show back from Conan and he just starts grilling Leno about why are you taking Conan show back on Leno? [00:11:08] Oh, yeah, that was funny. [00:11:09] That shit, you could like it or not, but they had teeth, man. [00:11:11] That was ballsy. [00:11:13] There's no balls here. [00:11:14] This is castrated. [00:11:15] Yeah. [00:11:15] And it's rough to watch. [00:11:17] Yeah. [00:11:17] As somebody who grew up being like, yo, this guy's a funny one. [00:11:20] Yeah. [00:11:21] Yeah. [00:11:21] Late night wars feel like England versus Scotland. [00:11:25] You know what I mean? [00:11:26] Like it used to be a real war that people cared about, but now it's kind of like, all right. [00:11:29] Who gives a fuck? [00:11:30] It's like, you guys have your own little beef. [00:11:32] Like anytime late night guys try to kick up stuff, it's like, all right. [00:11:35] Yeah, it's like cricket or something. [00:11:36] Stupid sport. [00:11:38] You didn't need to take a chat at me when he was like, no, no, no, no, he's like cricket a lot. [00:11:43] And then you make fun of me and it goes for a circle. [00:11:44] Yeah. [00:11:45] It's like cricket. [00:11:46] Or some French-Canadian thing that nobody gives a Fuck about that.