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Safe Racism on Reddit00:14:36
Guys, we have to start the podcast.
I'm not even going to do an introduction because Mark found a way where we could be racist and it's safe.
Okay, Mark hit it.
It was Reddit.
It wasn't me.
I hit it.
Mark's going to hit it, Mark.
And hold on one second.
Press pause.
Supposedly, Tom Sagura has beat us to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, supposedly it was in his specialist.
Supposedly.
He has a clip on YouTube.
Okay, it's not supposed, actually.
Okay, it is the truth.
He beat us to it.
But this clip went crazy on Reddit.
Yeah.
Okay, and you found it.
Yeah.
Because you're always looking for ways where you can be racist and it's okay.
That's true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
No.
That's not the point of the Flagrant 2 podcast.
Okay, that's not the point.
It's just finding ways where you could be racist.
The point of this podcast is misinformation.
It's missing.
That's what we do on this podcast.
That's why they can't flagrant you.
It's too much information.
It's too much information.
We need to do the information or the misinformation.
Okay, bust it.
It's a dead set pawn who now sounds like she's from Shanghai.
This is a white woman.
It wasn't until I was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.
And I said, oh, I sound like a histor.
Her eyebrows don't even believe what she's saying.
Her eyebrows are so fucking surprised she's speaking in this Japanese accent.
She's so squinted, bro.
Dude, this is unbelievable.
No, the eyebrows are girl.
Wild.
Yeah, that's what you're doing.
Such a mine.
Okay.
This is drawn on.
This is a white woman speaking in full Asian accent because she got into an accident.
Yes.
Yeah.
Right?
Which, I mean.
What?
Was it a driving accident?
Is that what it was?
Horror as shit.
But it was horrid shit.
But I'm doing an accident.
Her accent, by the way.
Horrid shit then.
Your accident is what makes your accent.
I think that's what it is.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so if you get into a driving accident, then you might come out with an Asian.
Yeah, you sound like you're from Shanghai.
So accent.
I said, no, you sound like you can work at a Chinese avoidable.
I said, yeah, you look good in the local China house or something.
Local China house or something.
The nurse is trying to explain to her what her disability is, and it's just more racist.
Yeah.
Did she get any of the other characteristics of Asian people?
Is she smarter?
Yeah.
Did her science and math scores go up immediately?
I don't know, actually.
I got to check that out.
I don't think so.
Will she follow around black people when they come in her store?
Does she just naturally start to do that?
This is interesting, guys.
Okay, so here's the thing.
This is a get out of jail free card for doing an Asian accent.
100%.
Anytime you do an Asian accent, you should be able to say, no, I'm actually doing this white British woman.
Yeah.
100%.
Right?
Now, we should find every person who has every accent, and now you're good.
No, I'm doing an impression of this specific person.
Yeah, I'm doing Wo Vicki.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Yeah, you know Woe Vicki, the white girl that says the N-word on the internet.
That's what I'm saying.
Wow, Mark, you would find that person.
I did not know that.
Did she really drop the N-word?
I think so, yeah.
Whoa.
I'm not positive.
I think so.
Whoa, Vicky.
That's what I call her Vicky, bro.
Relax, sweetheart.
Yes.
Okay.
Sarah Caldwell.
That's your get-out-jail-free card.
So you're just doing a Sarah Caldwell impression.
I'm just doing a Sarah Caldwell impression.
It's nice to know you can do impressions as a comic.
It's a tool.
You got to use all the tools on a belt.
Hard name for her to pronounce now.
Sarah Caldwell.
Sarah.
What else in it, bro?
And the art.
It sounds like a car.
Sarah Caldwell.
She just got to go with an Asian name.
She's just got to choose an Asian name.
Yeah, that's your lawyer.
She got to do like number 356 or something.
Those are Asian names, right?
Doesn't that count?
It counted in Squid Game.
It should count now, right?
Just call yourself number 356.
Dude, if I was an Asian that just moved to America and was picking my Asian name, 100% going with a number.
Oh, yeah.
You can pick it up.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Why are you going with a number?
Well, because that's what people know.
It's a popular show called Squid Game.
Also Chinese Credit Score.
That's facts.
Yeah, exactly.
Do they have credit?
You're talking about social credit.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Oh.
I guess not crazy.
Yeah, they got their social credit.
I'm sure it's like linked to some number somewhere.
And how do you like benefit within that social credit system?
What do you have to do in order to get the credit?
I'm actually not sure.
I didn't even know that shit existed until just now, to be honest.
Sometimes they always say that.
That's what they say.
I don't even know what it's real.
I don't even know what's real.
I've never been there.
And you're really keeping credit scores for fucking, how many billion people?
Two billion people?
Yeah.
There's no way.
Son.
Making sure every single day you're being a good Chinese person.
How do you even be a bad Chinese person?
Just speak bad on China.
You're not going to do that.
You'll get killed.
Every Chinese person is a good Chinese person in China.
Yeah.
They don't punch.
They do my dad.
They don't play at all over there.
No.
We're going to need...
You know what?
This is actually.
I almost want China to take over so the rest of the world can be like, yo, our bad.
We had it good when y'all were in the middle of the day.
You said this before, and it's a great point.
I really feel it.
Y'all need a month.
Y'all need a month of China so you can come back to daddy.
America's not perfect, but you're going to miss it when China's on.
You're going to fucking miss it.
Yeah.
You're going to fucking miss it.
Yeah, we're like the I, Daddy, and wait till you get a stepdaddy who beats this shit out of the business.
Beeps the shit out of you.
Exactly.
That fucking tennis star got raped by like the vice president or whatever.
And then said it, and now she misses it.
Allegedly.
We do it alleged.
Yeah, push that button.
We're doing a legend for them?
For the ops?
Yes.
Why are we a legend for the ops?
Because the Oscar Sue is.
It's about to be our new daddy soon.
For a month.
No, it's not.
For a month.
For one month.
That's an innocent scene.
Not February.
It's the shortest month.
Wow, Brockley.
Bro.
Oh, son.
You think there's going to be a Black History Month?
Every month is going to be Chinese History Month.
100%.
They're taking Black History Month first.
Also, they have a different new year calendar, so your Black History Month might be way different.
Son, they're going to make that the year of the dog or some shit.
It's going to be Mad Offensive.
Yeah, I can be kind about it.
It might be for Snoop Dogg, though.
It could be good.
It's their favorite year.
That's who they love the most.
So apparently, bad driving and debt could get you downgraded in the social ranking system.
Son, come on.
They all got low social media.
Probably too many video games, posting fake news.
And it could impact a travel ban and slow internet connection.
They throttle you.
They throttle you in what way?
Internet.
Oh, you get less internet.
They know how much they love playing video games.
And they're like, no more dance, dance, revolution.
That's all right.
That's all right.
I agree with that.
That's good.
That's good parents.
What, dance dance revolution?
Everybody's playing Dance Dance Revolution.
They don't.
That shit's older than the American.
America Revolution.
What, Dance Dance Revolution?
They don't play that shit no more.
What do they play?
Wordle?
Nerds?
You guys try to guess words all day?
Fucking dorks?
Have you played Wordle yet?
Yeah, but you're asking me.
I figured that shit out so quick.
It was so stupid.
But do you play it on your own?
Nah, I did your shit.
Nah, it's different when you're playing on your own.
I heard it's Mad Easy.
Yo, it's so easy.
Just guess a word, bro.
It's a five-letter word.
How many five-letter words are there?
Jesus.
You gotta give him credit for that.
That was quick.
That was quick.
It's like you've been thinking it this whole time.
Huh?
What?
All right, go ahead.
Sarah?
Wait, put it in there.
All right, guys, you got five minutes.
Go.
What you got?
I don't understand the rules of the game.
Oh, yeah.
It's Mad Easy, right?
Yeah.
Actually, you should be good at this.
They got a game for you guys.
Yeah, it's too easy.
I'm not going to play it.
Also, can we talk about, you want to talk about real racism, Al?
Yeah.
Do you want to talk about real?
Stop playing.
Stop praising.
That's all.
Hey, bro.
Do you guys want to talk about real fucking racism?
You say the R real hard.
Let me point it out.
Y'all better fucking chill out.
All three of y'all.
Have you ever seen a point like that?
Talking about it like this.
Real institutional.
You don't have three like this.
German.
Son, I hate that.
I hate it when people count like that, though.
That's trash, bro.
That's some German shit.
Yeah, tuck that thumb, pussy.
I mean, counting like this.
What you fucking counting like this before?
You can't control your pinky?
Your pinky always want to slide out?
Right?
I hate when people get the middle finger.
German is actually kind of smart.
Counting the four is hard as shit.
Try to count a fourth out of thumb.
Count a fourth out of thumb.
One, two, three, four.
Fuck, that was easy.
He is mad strong.
You're my handsome week.
That's easy, bro.
One, two, three, four, bro.
Damn.
God, you're a little bit more.
Boo him.
Boo him right down for that.
I killed him right now.
Stop mixing the soup, Mark.
No, that was easy.
Okay, wait.
What were we just about to talk?
Real institutionalized racism.
Yes.
We were discussing this the other day when we were talking about spelling bees.
Huh, Mark.
You want to talk about real institutionalized racism?
What's the other word that they go with?
Systemic racism.
Okay, okay.
Who's they?
I know.
Hey, bro.
Hey, you know who they is.
They, them Zim Zur.
Because we spelled it.
They out there.
Remember when they made the spelling B movie, Akeelah and the Spelling B?
You mean when the black girl won the fucking spelling bee?
Aquila and the B.
He didn't even know what it was called, bro.
He don't know nothing about that.
That's not racist, bro.
He was trying to correct you.
He goes, you mean, that's the only B that came to buy.
You wouldn't know that white man.
Okay.
Okay.
They made that movie.
It was foreshadowing.
It was foreshadowing.
Yeah.
No, no.
Wasn't this based on a true story?
Yeah, dude.
Holy shit, man.
But we didn't change it.
You won't make a wave from Fresh and Fit, bro.
Come on.
Get off.
I'm going to hold it down still.
Shit.
I'm going to fucking.
Cut this whole section.
Maybe that movie wasn't part.
We were trying to make the argument.
Hey, I'll tell him agree to disagree.
We were trying to make the argument that that's the most racist shit.
Why?
Did a black girl won the spelling bee and they were like, This is so miraculous.
This is so crazy.
This could never happen that a black girl could spell as good as Indians.
We went to make a fucking movie about it.
That's racism, bro.
Nah, but we did it right back to you.
When white man can't jump, a white dude's nice at basketball.
He gets a whole movie.
Same shit.
Son, it wasn't that he was nice at basketball.
Son, he was nice at basketball.
It wasn't that he was nice at basketball.
What?
It's that he was from the country.
A small little country mouse came into the big city to play with the guys.
And they tried to take his money, but he was actually a hustler, too.
And through those trials and tribulations, he learned how to dunk during a basketball game.
It's actually something to us, Al.
It means something to us, Al.
Okay?
That is our spelling beef.
Fuck you.
That's what I'm saying.
No, but that deserves a movie.
A white guy?
Yeah, that does not move.
That's what I'm saying.
A white guy that learns how to dunk through osmosis.
He couldn't dunk, and he just around enough black people, and he started to dunk.
What he's saying is that's miraculous.
It should be a movie.
You're saying it's miraculous?
I think black girls can spell.
I think that they can spell better than anyone.
They got the hardest names to spell.
That's a good point.
They have the hardest names to spell.
You're saying that they don't dominate the spelling bee?
And we're lucky that they're not in the spelling bee every single year.
Are you kidding me?
That's why Indians spell good.
While we have Indians spelling black girl names, see how well they do.
Why y'all spell Indian names?
Yeah, spell Michaela.
Not one.
J apostrophe.
V-M-B.
Supermanian.
Spell what?
Superminion.
What?
What the fuck?
Last Indian last name.
I'm saying them shopping.
The mini man is an Indian last name.
Superminion.
S-U-B-R-A-M-I-N-A-N, I think.
You sound like some shit in a nuclear warhead or something.
So shell lasting shit drives.
That's why we went to spelling bees.
Y'all got the first names.
We got the last names.
Whenever a black person does something for the first time, they get a movie.
Jackie Robinson.
Black Girl Spelling.
We get a movie.
Jackie Robinson endured that.
That's actually a really good movie.
Yeah, but no, but no, no, no, no.
Jackie Robinson also had to endure like a shitload of racism and hatred.
Akeelah was just chilling, spelling.
You don't think there's a bunch of people who are playing?
The black girl got caught a couple niggas.
Say it in a sentence.
Relax.
Aquila, not based on a true true story.
Wait, they had to make it up.
Stupid.
How am I supposed to know some black history?
That's some fucking fiction.
Wait a minute, are you calling me stupid?
Call the fucking racists who made the movie a fucking fantasy movie about a black girl that could spell it, though.
He manifested.
He did.
He deserves credit.
What year did that movie come out?
Huh?
What year did that movie come out?
Thank you, Dub.
2006.
It took 15 years.
Bro, you remember this video?
Hey, it took me a while.
Wait a minute, go, go, go.
Is this a great movie?
You just got a black president.
Wait, hold on.
Negas.
What is the language of Kirk?
Ethiopian to Amharic.
What is the definition?
A king.
It's used as a title of the sovereign of Ethiopia.
Negas.
Jesus is.
Until the coup of 1974.
Who's he looking at?
Who's he looking at?
Hey?
Niagas.
Should I do this?
Nah, this is fucked.
Oh, my God.
N-E-G-U-S Nigas.
He knew it in his heart, bro.
Son.
White people know all M-words.
Isn't that a biology, dude?
Shout out to Theo Vaughn, man.
That motherfucker came a long way.
I'm real tall.
Look how adorable Theo was when he was younger.
The rat king dropping M-bombs at seven.
I think he was surprised that people clapped when he said it.
He was like, oh, shit.
I can say this.
Where's our movie?
Why did they not make a movie about this?
Wait a minute.
About the white guy who said the M-word in front of people, and it was okay.
He spelled it, everyone clapped.
That's progress, bro.
I want to see the shot of the kids in the background when he spelled it like that.
And a few of them are going to be like, I didn't know how you spelled it.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
All right.
I think that we've gotten out enough acceptable racism.
I don't know.
Do you think we're done or you think we're done?
Let's put it.
Let's table it for now.
I think we'll come back to it whenever we feel we need.
I don't know if there's ever enough.
Mark, are you done?
What?
It depends what the wordle is today.
Okay, we're going to have to see.
If it's that wide, if it's that word, I mean, name a racist five-letter word.
Go.
Fagus.
That's not racist.
With a pH.
With a pH.
Okay.
That's fine.
Bina.
Bina.
Yeah.
I think that counts, right?
What?
Like beaner.
Yeah.
But bina.
But the words.
You don't say the R.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a five-letter word.
What do you got?
This guy.
Don't throw it back on me.
Let's go have racist off.
Let's go.
What's yours?
Nah, nah, I'm good.
You want to have a racist off, Al?
Nah, I don't play it.
Al, come on.
Let's have a racist off.
Five-Letter Racist Word Hunt00:02:56
I'll play that stupid.
Come on, Al.
Al, come on.
Let's have a nice little race.
What's your next five-letter word?
Hey, hey, hey, this comes out February 1st.
It's your time, dog.
Get it out.
Yeah, that's right.
It's your month, my friend.
This is your sovereign month.
You're allowed to be racist.
Sovereignty.
You go.
You're allowed to be racist.
You got racism.
Whoa, He just called himself a king.
Yeah, you are this month.
Yeah.
There we go.
Okay.
You're allowed to say you're allowed to go.
Five-letter word racist.
Go.
See what you got.
I got one.
What?
Kraka.
Oh, cracka.
I don't think.
Oh, good.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It depends how you spell it.
I spell it five letters.
Okay.
Hunky.
Fuck you.
Okay, okay.
Coming back.
Coming back.
All right.
Freddy?
Okay, here it is.
What?
That's good.
Okay, go.
Now you go.
Go.
I got another Indian video I got to send y'all later.
You're not getting out of this, bro.
No!
Get it out.
Jeez.
Get it out.
Jesus.
No, no, no, no.
I had something.
It was COVID, COVID.
Also, four letters.
Yeah, dude.
How do you think you spelled it?
You can portalize it.
Yeah, you go.
Oh, my Lord.
Volley, you have to record it, right?
It's good.
Okay.
Here you go.
Fuck it.
He left there anyway.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is that the one that you're going to keep?
No.
Huh?
What?
Are you going to keep that one?
No.
Would you like to keep it?
Leave it in.
No.
We're going to leave it in.
No.
Yes, we are.
No.
We stand by you.
My turn.
I'm standing on you.
You sure?
Yeah, we stand by you.
I got one whenever you're in the middle.
I got some square up.
Quick.
I'm going to phone a friend.
Okay.
What phone is that?
It's a vibrator, dude.
It's vibrating.
He has his phone.
You get his phone.
We're doing a fucking podcast, Mark.
Say what?
That's a new phone.
I was doing Star Tech.
Yeah, I was doing Star Tech.
What is that?
You don't know, bro.
You're young, bro.
You're a bad man.
Okay, go.
I'm phoning friends.
Hey, Akash, can I have a five-letter racist word, please?
Yeah, you know what?
I think Muzzy is acceptable.
Oh, take that, you packist.
Okay, Al, we just went back to back on you.
You might need to phone a friend, or you might need to ask the audience.
I'm going to phone a friend.
Okay.
Go.
Two-way pager.
Vibrator Phone Confusion00:03:06
What?
I tried, though.
I tried.
I support the Lord.
I want to support the effort, my fuck.
Sound fabulous.
Two-way pager.
See, I don't know.
Y'all don't listen to hip-hop.
You don't get shut up.
Y'all listen to the hip-hop.
You're not New Yorker.
All the New Yorkers at home understand this.
They don't understand shit.
I phone this races over here.
Nah, I know you got your volleyball.
I don't have a pager.
I don't have a pager, bro.
Nah, you got a pager.
Nah, my pager's off.
Well, right now, I just tapped your motherfuckers.
Okay, okay, Mark.
Okay, Mark.
Go.
I want to tag team.
I tagged you.
Okay, I got a couple.
Oh, I know.
No, no, no.
I know you got it.
There's just one.
All right, Mayos.
That counts.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Mid, bro.
I got it.
That's fire.
I got it.
I got it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I got out.
Let's go.
You want one?
Bipty.
I know.
I was going to say that.
You don't even know what Bipti is.
I thought that was a good thing.
No, that's racist for Indians.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like when they pay for the slushy, it's a dollar Bipti.
There you go.
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We need to talk about something that's very important.
Now that we're not talking about race anymore at all, we need to talk about something very important.
And that is the problem without a poo.
Oh, that is a very important comedy special that's going to be dropping this week.
And it will be technically dropping when this comes out.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, when this is out.
The day after this comes out.
So Wednesday.
We got to bring back a poo, bro.
Comedy Special Drop Date00:15:09
Yes.
Bring back a poo.
We're bringing back a poo.
Akash Singh.
First stand-up comedy special dropping.
Akash Singh comedy on YouTube.
Yep.
You already know because this is an asshole army.
You know, you already supported it.
But we're going out here and we're blowing this shit the fuck up.
If you like it, which I truly think you will, just tell your peoples about it and then we'll spread the word.
Let's blow this the fuck up.
Damn right.
Yeah, don't let that shit play.
Even if you ain't watching it, let it play in the browser.
Hell yeah.
We're taking our identity back, dog.
Look it up.
No more victim shit.
That's over.
That's done.
Yeah.
Victors, bro.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah.
I love it.
I'm proud.
Thank you for all the help.
Yeah.
Mark, watching many times.
Thank you for all the help.
Appreciate y'all.
Love you guys.
100%.
I'm excited for it man.
Just we need this for white people, too.
I do think you're charging me up right now.
I think white people need it, yo.
White men need it.
Y'all need a little help.
You've been getting a lot of people.
We need to take it back.
Don't go to Google.
We need to take it back.
Don't do this.
Don't do it.
Don't do that.
Yeah.
What about the Anglo identity that's been stripped from us?
We need to take it back.
White people walking around fucking Asian accents for no reason.
Yo, that's cultural appropriate.
They're forcing it down her throat.
That's cultural imperialism.
It is.
I'm not standing for it.
We need to take it back, dude.
Take it back, dog.
We need to take it back, bro.
I'm going way back with it.
I'm going English accent.
Hey, I like that.
I'm going way back.
I'm going so far back that I'm not stopping at just white America.
Yeah.
I'm going English, dude.
Yeah.
Take that out.
Can't be upset at me for racism.
I wasn't even here.
Whoa.
I was in England, Al.
So you're going to sound like the losers?
Fuck.
It was before they lost, Al.
Yeah, they were winning.
That's when they conquered the whole world.
We're taking it back.
And it's taking it.
Is that Australian?
No, you know, you're good for it.
You know, you couldn't do Italian accent, Roman Empire.
He got a sick Italian accent.
Why would you do these to me?
Oh, I'm so excited.
How did Romans take over the whole world sounding like this?
Isn't that insane?
How did Romans take over literally all of the entire world?
This is a golden question.
How do you come to fuck your girl and fuck your boy?
With this talking.
This is Julius Caesar, bro.
What is happening?
Oh, this is so crazy.
This is so crazy.
Culturally important ass.
I'm Julius Caesar.
Years later, black people get haircuts called Caesar.
This is what they do.
Everybody steals from me.
They steal the tank from me.
This is so sad.
What is happening, man?
Caesar, what happened to you?
How did you die?
Oh, this is a fucking f ⁇ .
Antonio the Brutus, he's stabbing me in the back.
Not the way I like it.
He's stabbing me in the back.
He's stabbing me in the back.
Marco Antonio.
That's unbelievable.
What did he tell you right before?
He told me, um, hey, it's a change in the book.
Really, he tells me I'm stabbing you in the back and he's stabbing me in the back.
They make it more romantic.
Everything in our culture is more romantic, you know?
He's crazy.
What were your words to him when he stabbed you?
What were you?
I hurt my back.
I hurt my back.
I thought he's my key than me burst.
I thought I am a kid in the birth, and then I go and take a fucking dagger out of my back.
Can you believe this?
You give these people all of this bum and stuff.
Oh, no.
See, I give them a whole empire.
We go to Persia.
We give them some culture.
We take the women's, we take the hair off of them.
This is not what we do for people.
You know what I've always wanted to ask you?
What is this?
What do you think about Cleopatra?
Huh?
What do you think about Cleopatra?
Oh, is it bothering you that she dated, you know, your fucking grandson or whatever after you?
I don't know this.
Was I dying before these?
Clear back and fuck Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony.
Can I tell you something much more interesting than these?
Nobody else comedian in Italian.
But this is much more interesting because the people need to listen to the podcast and then join you.
The way that we get the bears, the tiger, the lion, the lion, the way that we get the lion all the way from Africa to hear this.
It's very similar to the Epstein.
We're taking the babies.
We're taking the babies when they're young and impressionable.
And then we bring them there into the one place for the people to watch them.
I think a head injury is the only way to get them back.
Oh, my God.
I think that's the only way to get them back in the morning.
This is a great solution.
Frankly, I'm a little tired of talking like this.
Oh, no.
Oh.
What did they?
Why did you hit me in the head?
You have to hit him again.
You have to hit him again.
Oh, my God.
What happening?
You hit them in the head with the liquid.
Oh, no.
You heard, buddy.
Yeah, you were talking crazy for a second.
What happened right there?
I don't know, dude.
Yo, you got hit in the head.
I felt like I was talking an Italian accent, and then I was talking in a Chinese accent.
That is what happened.
It really was, bro.
Oh, my lord, dude.
That's crazy that that can happen.
Guys, don't let that fucking happen again.
Wow.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Miles, did you draw all that?
Okay.
Okay.
So, Akash, back to the special.
We want to make sure everybody blows this shit the fuck up.
Yeah.
Okay.
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Special year.
Let's go.
Yeah, baby.
Let's go.
I love this.
I filmed this shit last year, so that's why I knew I was clear.
I want it to be special.
I think it's absolutely great.
Thank you, bro.
Okay, let's lock it in.
Let's have the talk.
We need to have the talk.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about them trying to take out our boy Rogan.
Yeah, before we have this talk, who is Joni Mitchell?
That's what I need to figure out real quick.
Joni Mitch got bangers.
That's Joey Loves Chachi.
Yo, you didn't even...
Yo, fucking, what's the cuckanuck?
What's his name?
Justin Trudeau.
Trudeau.
No, Neil Young.
He ain't even sing horse with a whatever the fuck with a horse with no name.
That wasn't even him.
That was somebody else.
Somebody better.
Somebody less cuckish.
Keep on spotifying in the free world.
Oh, that song sucks, dude.
Oh, that was America.
That song sucks.
Songs are right.
Songs are.
If you want America, listen to Springsteen.
Yo, that's true.
He is a Canadian Springsteen.
Yeah.
Bitch ass Springsteen.
Interesting.
Oh, misinformation.
Shut your ass up, dog.
You see what Sager posted?
What did he say?
People who sign up for Amazon, he's going to give them like three months free of Amazon music or some shit.
I think he planned this shit from the job.
Four months free.
Yeah, well, the conspiracy is, I was talking to Sagar a little bit about it.
I think there's this hedge fund that owns the rights to Neil Young's music, which is called like Blackstone.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, they're trustworthy.
And basically, you know, they also have some investments in Pfizer and some other places, like every single hedge fund.
So, I'm not going to say that there's a lot of truth to this, but there could potentially be.
And they could be, and maybe they could be deeply invested in Amazon for all we know.
So, maybe what they're saying is, hey, you're allowed to do this.
We're not going to give you any pushback because, one, it's going to help with our Pfizer stock because they're not going to be constantly talking shit about the vaccine.
And two, it's going to push some people over to Amazon.
So, sometimes it's not like there's a few people in a room, you know, cooking up this conspiracy and then calling up Neil Young, be like, Neil, it's time to pull the music.
It's more like Neil does it, and then the company that owns the music goes, This isn't too bad for our interests, right?
Right, right.
And then we could capitalize and give four or free months.
That's quite possible.
So, there could be something there.
What I think is so interesting about like the Rogan cancellation thing is that the media, the traditional media, the corporate media machine, is trying to cancel Rogan for misinformation, which is the exact thing that causes us not to trust the corporate media machine.
Yeah.
So, you're trying to cancel Rogan for the reason we don't watch you.
It's a complete lack of like self-awareness, right?
Like, if they actually knew, like, I don't think people want to go watch a podcast for truth.
I think people want information in the easiest way possible, right?
They just want to turn on fucking CNN or turn on Fox or turn on MSNBC.
Tell me what happened.
Tell me the truth.
They don't want to seek out some guy who's on the fucking internet talking to doctors and shit that you have no clue who they are.
I mean, half of these guests that come on Rogan right now, we have no clue who they are.
We just know they're experts in these fields.
Correct.
Right?
We want information distilled to the easiest form of it so we can digest it and get on with our fucking day.
And we would like both sides of an issue, which the news will never give you.
Absolutely.
But the fact that they keep on fucking up and putting out their own misinformation, we go through a list of misinformation that they've put out, right?
Is the reason why Rogan exists.
And they keep on putting more and more misinformation out there and not acknowledging their mistakes.
And there are many of the mistakes.
And Rogan keeps getting bigger.
And the fact that they can't see that is so confusing to me because it's almost as if they're going, Hey, if we get Rogan out of here, people will come back to us.
No, you get Rogan out of here.
Another version of Rogan is going to replace it because they lost faith.
They, me, us.
We lost faith in you.
And I've met Rogan twice.
He's the nicest, most well-intentioned guy I may have ever met in my life.
I promise if somebody replaces him, he's not going to be as nice or well-intentioned because I just don't know that you can be 100% because he doesn't want it.
He's not doing this for power.
He's not going, oh, I'm going to find a way to manipulate the masses into doing something.
It's like if you thought everything that was wrong with like slut culture or whatever was Paris Hilton and then the Kardashians came, you know what I mean?
Yeah, bring back Paris.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it's going to be.
It's just so funny that they think that like getting that guy out of here could potentially help them.
It's like, it's not going to help you.
You're the fucking problem.
Yes.
Correct.
You're the issue.
It's like somebody who can't stay in a relationship and then just like keeps on breaking up with girls.
And it's like, it might be you, buddy.
Yep.
You might have issues that you have to fix within yourself in order for you to have a successful relationship.
It might not be the hundred girls that you dated.
Yeah.
Maybe it's you.
And it's shocking that they can't just realize it.
All we want is to feel like we can trust the person giving us information.
That's all we want.
And the fact that Rogan constantly goes out there and goes, yo, I got it wrong.
Like, he just admits it.
If he gets it wrong, he goes out and admits it.
He tweeted a clip of him getting something wrong that not only did he tweet it, he could have edited it from his podcast altogether.
He put it in there.
Shout out the guy who proved him wrong.
Yes, 100%.
Who's the journalist, Australian journalist?
I forget his name.
I've heard his name.
Josh, maybe something.
It doesn't matter.
But the fact is, he shouts out the guy who gets it wrong.
He says he's getting these things wrong.
He says he's learning about it.
He says, I don't fucking know anything.
I'm asking these questions and I'm doing my best to get all the information out there as I can.
And then he goes and he has this, he has this like, I don't know, what do you want to call it?
Like a kind of, it's not an apology to me, but it's more like he said, whatever he said, he said very well.
But what do you call that?
He's kind of addressed everything.
He addressed this.
And it was just brilliant, dude.
Because in that moment, when you have the media and the political apparatus both attacking you and wanting you out of there, it's very easy to get bitter and angry.
Yeah.
And the most beautiful thing about the video is you can't watch that video if you're being objective and not like the guy.
I love Neil Young.
I like Joni Mitchell.
I have a cool Neil Young story.
I don't still support him.
And it's not passive aggressive.
It's not like, yeah, I love Neil Young, but he hurt me.
He literally goes, it's so strange to be in my position.
Yeah.
And I'm doing the best I can.
I didn't ask for this and I didn't know it would be this.
And it's a really strange feeling.
That fucking brutal honesty, dude, honesty and authenticity is the hot knife.
Yeah.
It is the hot knife.
And the rest of this shit is the butter, dude.
It cuts right through.
Somebody just going, guys, maybe what I could do is have other experts with differing opinions on right after so we could get a more fully formed version.
And I'll be honest, a lot of those motherfuckers don't want to come on.
A lot of those motherfuckers don't want to come because they don't want the pushback.
They don't want the pushback on their ideas of things they're putting out.
I mean, look what happened to Sanjay Gupta.
Yeah.
Right?
Dude got fucking bodied.
He even said in an episode on Tim Dylan's pod, he was like, yeah, I'll have Fauci on immediately.
I'd love to have Fauci.
Fauci would never.
He would fucking never because they know that they're spitting the bullshit and they don't want any pushback.
Look what happens when Charlemagne has Kamala on, gives her one little bit of pushback.
Immediately, her handlers come and trying to take her off the podcast.
It's a national news story, et cetera.
They thought that they were going to go on Charlemagne's show and get softball fucking questions.
And Charlemagne came with the real.
I bet you that's the last time he gets to interview Kamala.
I bet you that's the last time he gets to interview Biden.
So these people are upset when the real questions are being asked to them and then they avoid interactions where those real questions are going to present themselves.
And then they just go on CNN or MSNBC or Fox News or whatever these shows are that just regurgitate the same talking points that they tell them to say.
And it's funny you can hold him accountable for something that he acknowledges he made an error on and stuff like that.
And then the CDC, and I look, I do believe in the vaccine, but the CDC for a fact misled us early on and lied to us and said, hey, masks don't work.
And then masks became everything.
And they did that so we didn't buy off all the masks, but you intentionally misinformed us.
And nobody wants to hold them accountable for that.
Again, I don't think everything I say is bullshit, but if we're going to hold people accountable, Rogan makes mistakes, they lie to you, have lied to you at least once.
Yo, you want to know some real shit?
When Rachel Maddow came out and she said that if you get vaccinated, you can't get the virus and you can't pass it on to anybody else, right?
We could easily go to her and be like, yo, you spread misinformation.
You should be canceled.
And that was wrong from the moment they said it.
They said 90% efficiency or effectiveness.
True, true, true.
But what I want to say, what I want to say to her specifically is, or about that situation, is I don't want to cancel her.
Maybe that was the information that she got from her experts.
And at the end of the day, she's not a fucking scientist.
Just like all these people that are criticizing Rogan aren't fucking scientists.
Okay.
You maybe got a journalism degree at fucking Syracuse.
You don't know any more about the virus than he does.
Matter of fact, you probably know way less because you're not speaking to these experts in their field all the time.
So I don't want Rachel Maddow canceled for that.
I would like her to acknowledge that she was wrong so that we could continue to trust her with information, right?
But I don't want her canceled.
She trusted the experts that were talking to her.
Rogan is platforming experts.
Let's not act like these guys are some like quack doctors.
These people are experts in their field and these are their opinions, right?
So now we just have different differing opinions.
And then we as human beings have to choose who we believe and then roll the dice on that.
Could he bring those experts on right afterwards?
Sure.
Would that give a whole picture?
Sure.
Maybe that'd be safer, et cetera.
But for the traditional media to act as if they're doing something monumentally different than him is absolute bullshit.
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And they're trying to get him out of here.
And it's the same fucking story every single time.
Like their strategy is the same every single time.
Make the guy radioactive.
It's literally the same.
It's like anytime he does something they don't like, it's the same story.
Look how racist he is.
Look how sexist he is.
Look how transphobic he is.
This is every movement that they try to spread it.
And I want to expand on that because this is their version.
This is how they do it.
Okay.
They make you radioactive so the platform takes you down so they don't have to deal with you.
And if the platform doesn't take you down, and this is what they're going to start doing now, because it's the same story every single time, what they start doing is making your fans radioactive so that you don't identify as a fan.
If they can't de-platform you, they can't get the people to shame you.
They shame the core that supports you.
They make the core the transphobic, racist, misogynistic assholes.
And that's what they're starting to do.
I just saw a clip of some chick on CNN.
Oh, what I'm worried is about the Rogan fan harassing me at work or the Rogan fan putting my life in jeopardy.
Now they've shifted to the fans.
And human beings have the feeling in us all that we want to fit into our peer groups.
We want to be at work and people like us.
We don't want to be ostracized.
We don't want to be on the outside.
And that's like a biological yearning because back in the day, if you were on the outside of your tiny little tribe, you're fucking dead.
You needed your people to protect you in order to stay alive.
None of us want to be ostracized.
None of us want to be alone.
So we stop identifying with that group in order to maintain the peers that make living that much more comfortable and easy.
And that's what they're going to start attacking.
And that's why it's important that we speak up about it.
Yeah.
Because this is the same story every single time.
And if it's not Rogan, it's going to happen to someone you fucking love.
Might happen to fucking us.
And if we're quiet right now, why should anybody speak up when it happens to us?
Yeah.
And I think even just as dangerous is just the idea that, like, Sagar and I talked about this.
Shout out to Sager, but he was saying, like, you know, they're not, you can't cancel Chappelle.
You can't cancel Rogan.
They're too big.
They're going to cancel guys like us.
I don't know that that's necessarily true because I think authenticity does win out.
But I think this idea that anybody who disagrees with you has to be censored is bad for the country.
Yep.
I'm not, we'll make our money.
We'll be fine.
But this idea that if you don't agree with me, you can't talk and that's how we're going to progress as a country is not how we're going to progress as a country.
Period.
It's just going to have more and more different Americas until we just fucking, hey, we're done with this thing.
All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because obviously I'm not fucking around anymore.
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Yeah, this illusion that this information or this misinformation could cause death.
It's like all of a sudden you guys care about misinformation causing death.
Weapons of mass destruction with misinformation.
Millions of people fucking die because of it.
Now, all of a sudden, you care about misinformation causing death?
Yeah.
Oh, you had positive, you were positive Edoch had weapons of mass destruction.
And now they're, oh no, that was nothing.
How many hundreds of thousands of troops had their lives ruined if they didn't die?
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PTSD, whatever.
It's not just weapons of mass destruction.
It's how we got into fucking Vietnam.
Yeah.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident.
It's constant misinformation causing hundreds of thousands of people to fucking die, whether they're ours or somebody else's.
So don't give us this shit like you care so much about getting the information right or else people will die.
You lie every day.
So people die because the people who tell you to fucking lie, you listen to, no matter what the cost.
I just, yeah, I hate it, man.
It just drives me crazy.
Yeah.
I wish they understood that a lot of the overreactions we see are because of their response, the way they handle things.
Like, a big reason a guy like, and I'm not trying to get too political, but Trump gets elected and a certain percentage of people are just so fucking tired of being shouted at and being shamed because you're a white dude or whatever.
That one guy that comes along is like, bro, I don't care what else he says.
He doesn't make me feel bad for being a white dude.
I like this guy.
The same thing is going to happen with alternative news sources.
I can't trust these guys.
They're shouting at anybody who disagrees with them.
They're also fucking slanted.
I'm going to go to alternative news sources.
You always create this and then you try to silence them.
It's not going to work.
They're reaching so hard.
One guy was like, the thing that disturbed me most about Rogan's statement, this is all they had, was he said he doesn't prepare for his interviews.
You know who didn't even know shit about his guests when they came on, wanted to know as little as possible?
Yeah.
Larry King.
He's the greatest interviewer in history, the history of this country.
Also, that's cap.
I'll call Rogan out on that.
He is prepared.
He's reading.
He is taking in information about these people, especially if they come on, like if they just had a book, he's reading the book.
He might have already finished the book or he at least started the book.
Like the guy knows and the guy is because he actually fucking cares.
It's actually impressive to be that wealthy and like wanting to get into the minutia stuff.
It's easy when you have money to fucking chill.
I actually do remember listening to an episode recently.
Maybe Tim Dylan Rees said he's always reading about the guests he's having on.
But even if he didn't, that doesn't mean anything.
He just wants to, dude, Larry King is a fantastic interviewer and he's like, I don't want to know about the gift.
I just want to talk and see what happens.
And he's a journalist, an actual journalist.
You expect a fucking comic to be different than him and why that's a bad thing?
I just don't know.
I'm okay also with the disclaimer in front of the episodes.
I don't think that's the biggest deal.
No, this is appeasing the idiots.
The idiots think that they got a win.
Absolutely nothing changed.
Everybody's quote unquote happy, happy until they can find more reason to cancel him.
The problem with what's going on right now is that he's been positioned as the new Trump in terms of media.
And we've spoken about this on a podcast before, where like the left needs to put out opinion pieces.
And by the way, like, I don't want to turn this into like a left or right fucking thing.
I think one of the great things about Rogan, the reason why he's so hard to cancel is because the left and right both listen to him.
The extremes might not.
He might not be extreme enough for all that, but the left and right are into him.
They support what he's doing and they value what he has to say.
Okay.
Even if they disagree with him, maybe they disagree on the vax shit or maybe they disagree with him some COVID.
I disagree with him on some things.
I'm still listening.
You should.
Yeah.
I shouldn't agree with him on everything.
Otherwise, I'm the idiot.
Yes.
You should have your own opinions about that.
Yeah, if I listen to any one person, everything they say, and they're not God, I'm wrong.
I'm a retard.
Absolutely.
And you do disagree with God.
You believe in your goofy shit, right?
Instead of the real God.
You don't even know if you believe in God.
You do believe in God.
You're a pussy ass agnostic.
Well, I'm not sure how I feel.
Yeah, I do believe in God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When?
When you're about to crash in a plane?
No, you bitch.
No, I do believe in God.
I'm being serious.
Which God?
Agnostic is believing in a higher floor.
Yeah, I believe in a higher power.
I just don't know which religion is right.
That's weak.
That's weak.
Why is it weak?
You made your decision.
Like, you chose which God you believe in.
I stuck with it.
Is that good?
You're MSNBC.
Bitch.
Oh, misinformed ass.
Misinformed.
Won't take in new information out of an ass.
Oh, I'd be taking in new information.
That's why I love my religion because it takes in new information.
Oh, yeah.
It changes with the times.
Which information?
Yeah.
Which information?
He went nuclear.
He used a nuclear bomb on me, dude.
That word is now acceptable in my religion.
Hang on.
Okay.
Wait, where were we, though?
What were we just saying?
Who knows?
Point is.
You can disagree with Rogan.
It's still you should.
Yeah.
And that's okay.
And I think that we got to this point where, like, if you believe, and I, and this is the intolerance on both sides, okay?
But if you believe that everything you are doing is righteous, right?
Then disagreeing with that righteousness is actually evil and wrong.
Think about that.
If you have no malleability when it comes to your beliefs, you believe not only is everything you're doing right, but it is virtuous.
If you disagree, you must be a horrible human being.
Why would you disagree with virtue?
Yeah.
You must be bad, right?
So of course they're going to position it in that way, right?
But the reality is that's not how the world works.
Nope.
And you're not that righteous.
I mean, look in a mirror.
100%.
100%.
All this smoke for Rogan.
They're like, they're like, we are taking our views off, or we're taking our listeners off Spotify, right?
And then they're like, you should go listen to our albums on Apple.
Right?
Oh, yeah.
And it's like, like that company is righteous.
Ethically sourced sweatshops.
What are you talking about?
Like known slave labor.
Yes.
Right?
Known slave labor.
I'd rather you listen to my music on the slave phones.
Or Amazon, where Jeff Bezos is a scrupulous individual who pays his fair share of taxes.
I don't know what scrupulous is good or bad.
Moral.
That's good.
It's moral.
Yeah.
Fuck, man.
That was a tricky one, dude.
Because I was getting so excited because you felt so good.
Okay.
I thought that was a slur.
I thought you were just going crazy.
Me too.
That's nice.
Is that five letters, dude?
What are you guys' thoughts?
I thought the coolest part of his face-to-camera video was basically taking responsibility for everything, even though he could have not.
You know what I mean?
Like, he had one thing where he's like, I'm doing all this myself.
Like, I'm trying to get guests.
I'm doing everything.
Like, he didn't try to hide behind a booker.
He didn't try to hide behind producers.
Like, people, you know, bring someone on, and I just got to figure it out.
Like, he just manned up and took responsibility for the whole thing.
This is all me, and I'm doing my best.
It was like the best way to handle it.
Yeah.
I think the only person that's allowed to be mad at Rogan is a guy that got the shit beat out of a Neil Young concert, and he left.
He just left his job halfway through and just drove home with a media.
Like, what happened to that guy?
Yeah, he's got the shit beat out of him.
I'm like, yo, where's security?
Can someone help me right now?
Is this payback from Neil Young?
Maybe.
He left Neil Young's concert and Neil's like, I'm leaving your shit.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Yeah, 40 years later, we're missing one guy.
As Alan Rogan started learning jiu-jitsu, he was like, I've got a security job.
I can't fight these motherfuckers.
Start grappling.
I got to fight fire.
Yeah.
What are you thinking, Al?
I agree with Mark, and I just like how they handle it in terms of putting the label on it.
It's a win-win on everybody's side.
Like one side thinks they won because they got something out of it.
This doesn't affect Rogan at all.
And now you can actually probably bring back the old episodes that they took off the platform because now you can just put the disclaimer on it and now we can watch the older stuff.
Yeah, the disclaimer is like, I mean, it's bullshit, right?
Because it's like, whether the disclaimer is there or not, you're going to digest the information the same.
Oh, dude.
It's like when soccer moms made you put the explicit content thing on a rap CD.
Like you thought that was a win.
First of all, you guys have become the soccer mom, so good for you.
But second of all, that's fine.
We still listen to the music.
We're still going to consume the content.
Like, I think Hannity, right?
Didn't he have to go to court and say, oh, I play a character on my news show?
People haven't stopped listening to Hannity because of that.
Maybe even more because he's saying the things that they want to hear.
And if we want truth and he's out there going, hey, this is just what the experts think.
And there are different types of experts and experts have different opinions.
I'm just going to bring them on and then ask them the questions that maybe you guys are also curious about.
That's it.
Not saying this is fucking truth.
People will find truth, dude.
It's happened throughout history.
People find truth.
Ideas pop up.
We like those fucking ideas.
Sometimes they're bad ideas, communism.
Sometimes they're great ideas.
Freedom.
We attach ourselves to those ideas and we fight for those fucking ideas and people will fight for Rogan.
And I know this is our boy and I understand Rogan has done a lot for me and he's done a lot for us.
So obviously we're going to ride for him.
But yes.
Yes.
That's why.
Yeah.
Because I know a fucking good man.
It's like they should do a graph of the people that criticize Rogan and how often they listen to Rogan.
Yeah.
I guarantee you, the more you listen to Rogan, the less critical you will be.
Because you will see what a well-rounded individual he is.
And the less you listen, the more you'll criticize because all you're getting is the noise.
All you're getting is what CNN is putting out, MSNBC is putting out and all these other bullshit fucking news organizations.
And if you can always tell like a good dude by if he's in some shit and a bunch of people don't really have his back, everybody got this guy's back.
Yep.
That tells you something.
Yep.
Everybody's like, nah, Rogan's the greatest.
100% rock commented on his shit.
The rock is like, yo, when we doing this, yo, Rogan and The Rock for president advice.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Yeah.
I don't want a president with hair.
Fuck hair.
It slows you down.
It slows you down.
Why wouldn't you go do your fucking hair every day to be president?
No, you got shit to do.
Marack had the clean hair, though, bro.
Marack shit was on.
But it was buzz.
That's why he got things done.
Caesar, Rogan.
Caesar.
But yeah, that's the beauty of Rogan, too, is that he's in such a good position because he wasn't made by Spotify.
He wasn't created by an institution.
So he goes there.
And if they kick him off, they cancel him, whatever, almost inevitably, his audience is going to grow.
It will grow.
It will grow this time.
Yeah, it'll grow this time.
But if he goes to YouTube, I think it'll be even like it'll be global.
It'll be all these countries that even have Spotify.
This sounds crazy.
I think he could make more money if Spotify was like, we're done.
Yeah, he would.
He would make more money by going back to YouTube and going back to.
The question is, would then YouTube be the platform that censors him?
And would they put that pressure on YouTube?
And then would YouTube cave to that pressure?
That's a way different combo than Spotify.
In terms of...
YouTube has a lot of wild shit up there.
Yeah.
A lot of wild shit.
Yeah, YouTube's a much bigger place than Spotify.
Yeah, but they've also canceled a lot of people that have done things that are potentially way less damaging.
Right?
So it's just, it's just going to put tons of pressure on YouTube.
And I'm interested to see what that would, you know, I'm interested to see how that would be.
But it's just so amazing that like, and I guess they don't realize it.
Every time he cancels, I bet he fucking increases his listenership by 25%, maybe 50%.
He's back at the same numbers before Spotify.
Crazy.
I mean, all of us thought that the show was going to take a huge hit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You go behind a paywall.
Like, no matter what, it's going to impact it a little.
Truth is the hot knife, bro.
Yeah.
It's the hot fucking knife.
Truth and authenticity.
I also thought his point of like, yo, having like contrasting opinions close to each other, I even think having two people on the same pot.
Like he did that with Tim Poole and what's it due from Twitter?
Yeah, Jack Dorsey.
Jack Dorsey.
The only reason I give pushback on that is that sometimes they're so engaged in debate that they just can't get out their feelings.
And I almost wish it was like a three-prong approach, right?
It was like one guy goes on, another guy goes on, and then they fucking talk.
But I do like it when someone can just get out there.
Like, I want to hear Fauci's full opinions on everything that Dr. Malone had to say, as well as Dr. Malone's opinions on Fauci and what we're doing.
Because usually I only hear Fauci in 40-second soundbites.
Yeah.
It's also four episodes a week.
I didn't agree with what Dr. Malone was saying.
There's three other episodes that week.
Yeah.
They're not all him over and over and over.
He's doing, what's that, 150 episodes a year at least?
You don't like one of the guests?
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks.
But I don't like everybody on Fallon, dog.
What do you want?
They don't like the cultural influence.
That's what they don't like.
And they don't like that a guy and his buddy are in a room changing the world and that they have billion-dollar budgets and they can't do it.
Yeah.
But it is.
Fallon had Trump on.
That could have made him radioactive.
Trump was radioactive at the time.
And they did.
They did.
It did actually make Fallon Trump.
He heard his ratings a bit, but the media wasn't like, we got to get rid of this Fallon guy.
He's dangerous.
He's having this guy on.
They said that he normalized him.
And it also, he lost the ratings battle to Colbert.
And I don't know if he's gotten it back since.
No, I thought the fans were kind of like, I don't like this shit.
No, but the media went at him for normalizing.
I didn't hear that as much.
Remember, they were like, oh, we played with his hair.
He made him seem like a regular guy.
How could he?
I know that was fans.
So that's on me.
And then what happened was after that, Fallon had to start making jokes about Trump because he used to be super neutral.
Right.
And then people, I think, like that because they're like, finally, I don't have fucking Colbert telling me how to think about the world every night.
And then he had to start going after him because he was losing the base.
Right.
And Colbert leaned into anti-Trump.
He went hard on it.
Yeah.
Super hard.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Any other last points before we move on?
No.
I'm curious to see what he does.
Yeah.
I mean, I think that that's it.
I think he addressed it.
Yeah.
He's just moving on.
Yeah, he moves forward, I think.
Yeah.
I want to do every address that I have to do in my whole career where he is.
Yeah, just staring in the sun, dude.
Yeah.
Like, just amazing, right?
Like, right in his yard, I'll call him, dude.
Dude, I'm about to have a kid.
Can I make my announcement?
Was he freestyling too?
Like, you didn't have a teleprompter or not?
That's what I hit him.
I was like, how did you do that in one take?
Yeah, I've seen you do some ads in my life.
You can't get through the whole thing.
What's up, guys?
You want to bet on my book?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Okay.
All right.
Go to bluechew.com to bet on you.
That's not my best.
We'll go get some.
Literally, it was the most impressive part.
Because if he fucks up one thing in that nine-minute rant, it's nine minutes.
You'd have to start the whole fucking thing over.
And you know that that has to be delicate, nuanced, thoughtful.
Like, I would just get too fucking angry.
Yeah.
And I would start lashing out.
Yeah.
You know, I'm doing my best, but that fucking over at MSNBC.
All right, all right, let me.
You know what I'm saying?
Remember when she said she had Trump's tax returns and they were fucking nothing?
Two weeks of buildup for nothing.
Why are we acting like that's the thing?
The misinformation thing is just so hysterical.
That's the thing you want to get him on.
That just shows you like what a good guy he is because you know that they want to go after him for the man he's dug for dirt.
They dig non-stop, right?
Yeah.
But it's not there.
So they have to go after him for misinformation, which is their fucking specialty.
You've been shoving misinformation down our throats for decades.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Fuck out of here, dude.
Russia Gate, fucking Tom Cruise is straight.
We've had to listen to this Tom Cruise is straight conspiracy.
Oprah misinformed us when Tom Cruise is on that couch.
The whole time.
Jumps off the depth.
I love, I love, what is it?
Tom Cruise Straight Conspiracy00:02:37
Who is it?
That Penelope?
It was Katie Holmes.
Katie Holmes.
Fuck out of here, dude.
That's Mission Impossible right there.
Proving us he's straight.
Allegedly, my ass.
You know what it is.
You know what?
He needs help from aliens to be straight.
Scientology.
Went to, he's like, maybe aliens can help me be straight.
Scientologists are going to help me be straight.
That's Mission Impossible.
100%.
It's Mission Impossible is making, he's convincing us that he's actually fucking straight.
You know, Penelope Cruz, they told, they told him Penelope, Penelope Cruz.
They told him.
What did I fuck it up?
Whatever the fuck I said is what I meant.
Pelope Cruz.
Pelope Cruz.
They told him that was his cousin.
And the whole time, they're like, you're just hanging out with your cousin.
Like, it is what it is.
And he's like, no, the name is spelled different.
Like, that's how they spelled in Spain.
And they were just, you guys hang out and we'll convince everybody else that you guys are actually dating.
This is what they've been doing.
Nah, he needs to attract and bring it.
Katie Holmes, they were like, no, that's your friend.
That's like Holmes, like homie.
That's a homie right there.
I'm telling you, man.
That's the CG right there.
100% out.
He chose the wrong religion.
What should he have chosen?
He should have tried conversion therapy next.
Ooh.
That would get it out.
Ooh, converting to.
I mean.
Conversion to Christian.
Yes.
Where they tell you you go to hell if you're gay.
Yeah, exactly.
It worked for Mark.
Exactly.
That's true.
Mark, you're saying you would be gay without Jesus?
Miles makes his claim a lot that if Miles, if Mark wasn't raised Catholic, what do you say?
He would be a gay community theater actor?
Is that what he said?
He'd be gay.
I think he'd be bi, though.
Not community theater.
You're too talented.
That's the gayest thing about you is how talented you are.
I would be a community theater, bro.
Is Jamie Foxx gay?
He's not gay.
Stop it.
Don't be gay.
Don't even.
I'm like black Jamie Foxx.
Stop.
Come on, okay.
Jamie Foxx plays piano.
Let's go.
Come on, Ton.
Jamie Foxx plays piano.
Yeah.
Gays don't play piano.
Oh, I don't?
No, Elton John does.
Yeah, yeah.
He's lying too.
It's not gay.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
He's rocking.
He hangs out with young thugs.
He's not gay.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Definitely not gay.
Hanging out with Eminem.
He'd be more offended by the F-word than Eminem saying all the time if he was actually gay, but he's just doing it for, you know, to boost his career.
That's a good point.
100%.
And he likes dressing like that.
He's like, all right, I'm gay.
And he started in the 60s and 70s when being gay was super acceptable.
Exactly.
This guy gets it.
He understands what it is.
Like, sometimes you've got to play with your, you know, your sexuality, your gender.
You got to switch it up if you want to get on.
He's fluid.
He's fluid.
Absolutely.
You too.
Hell yeah, dude.
You're not hot, bro.
I'm a little tozy out there.
Dude, holy shit.
But it's like, how do I get it off?
I'm not looking at it, man.
How do I get it off?
How do I get it off?
How do I get it off, though?
Like, I'm in the middle of the pies.
Height.
He's got a layer.
Shut up, son.
He's got a bubble all one time.
I know.
This is crazy, bro.
I mean, it's cool.
Also, I think I smell too, so I'm like, as I take it off, you're going to smell me.
Eminem and Gay Career Boost00:13:39
Yeah, keep that shit.
Keep that later.
Locked up that fucking thing off.
All right, guys.
Infamous tour update.
We are coming this Saturday.
The infamous tour is coming to Palm Springs, California.
That is the last time that we'll be doing the infamous tour in California.
There'll be no more times in California.
You can go see it.
Okay.
Those are the only tickets left.
Make sure you'll come out.
Spotlight Casino.
Gonna be fire.
Very excited.
Palm Springs.
We'll see you there.
Also, theandrewSchultz.com for tickets and other shows as well.
We're coming to Birmingham, Alabama, New Orleans, Louisiana, Cleveland, Ohio, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
We'll have updates about the Canada shows as well.
Obviously, you know, the government's tripping up there.
And then, of course, New York City, baby, Radio City Music Hall.
We got two shows.
First one sold out.
Still some tickets left for the second one.
Let's make this fucking happen, New York.
I love you.
I'll see you soon.
Akash, what you got?
Yo, first of all, thank you to everybody who came out in Batavia.
They said that was the first time they sold out shows in a long time.
So thank you so much for coming through.
Also, this weekend, Richmond, Virginia, I am at the Sandman Comedy Club.
And February 20th, I'm in Oxnard, California at Levity Live.
We're doing a little SoCal run.
February 23rd, I'm going to be in Irvine, California at the improv.
February 24th, I'm at the improv in Ontario, Ontario.
And February 25th, I'm going to be in LA at Dynasty Typewriter.
Those are the only shows I'm going to give you now because what you need to do tomorrow is watch Bring Back A Pooh on my YouTube channel, Akash Sand Comedy.
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Mark, please explain this fucking Reddit story that you found.
Oh, yeah.
I don't even understand it.
I started telling me what it was.
I didn't understand it.
Yeah, no.
We talked about what we're going to talk about three times.
You go, okay, what are we doing?
I talked about it once more this morning with FA.
I still don't understand it.
I truly don't understand.
Have you heard of Reddit?
Yeah.
Okay, so that's good.
Somewhat.
I know Reddit.
I've heard of it.
I don't know.
I know.
I understand.
After that, downhill.
All right.
There was a community called Anti-Work on Reddit.
Okay.
And basically, it was a community of people that got together to try to push back against American capitalistic work structure.
Basically, like, you got to work 60 hours a week, hustle culture, you got to make all your money, blah, blah, blah.
And as a Gary Vee, it's like anti-Gary Vee.
More or less.
Yeah.
And just like the idea that, oh, like, if you work hard, you'll be successful.
If you work hard, you'll make money.
Like inflation, wage just hasn't gone up, blah, blah, blah.
It's like the ethos, I guess, of the community.
And of course, because that's the ethos of the community, there are people that are coming up with solutions for how to have like a better work culture in America.
And some of those involve like UBI, like universal basic income.
You have like socialists in there, you have like communists.
Like, yo, the government should just pay everyone to do whatever they want.
We shouldn't actually have to work at all, blah, blah, blah.
So you have like people that have dumber ideas than people.
Why should the government work?
So, all that to say, you have real quick, just pushing back on the universal basic income.
We should just get paid to do what we want.
Yeah.
But somebody's got to work for the government.
Why do they have to work?
Well, I think the idea is like if everyone's contributing to the economy in your own little way, that it would just level out.
And then you'd also government work is not real capitalism.
It's mad easy.
You don't get fired.
You get every fucking day off.
You get raises every six months.
I'm just saying, if I'm a government worker and I see a bunch of people that are just surfing all day because they get universal basic income, I'm like, fuck this.
Why do I have a fucking job?
And then somebody needs to work at the bodega, somebody needs to work at the hospital, somebody needs to drive the fucking trains.
Like there are going to be a couple people that are screwed and then everybody else just chills.
And that's just going to be the same thing we have now.
Right?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
People working jobs that they don't like.
And then a bunch of other people.
Now, they might not be incredibly rich, but they're still just not really working while these people do the jobs that suck.
So, anyway, I don't know enough to defend it.
Figure it out as you go.
But there is a person from the community that's a moderator that basically runs the whole community.
And they have a strict policy that none of the moderators can do like public press outings.
They can't do like press releases.
They can't do news interviews.
They get exposed.
And it's like bad for the community.
We don't want to deify people within it.
Like this is a community of workers trying to have solidarity and come together.
And so there's one moderator who went and got reached out to by Jesse Waters team from Fox News.
Yeah.
And they were like, yo, we want to get you on our show.
We would love to interview you and just learn a little bit more about your platform and what you do and what you believe in.
We think it would be really helpful for our viewers to know.
Okay.
Oh, man.
And it's a three-minute combo.
How many minutes?
Three minutes.
I assume you have the best minute up right now.
Is the last minute and a half, like two minutes, is the first minute her telling us how she puts the lotion on the skin?
So this is basically how the combo goes.
I didn't get it.
It's a Buffalo Bill.
Ah, okay.
Got it.
Got it.
Silence of the Lambs.
Pull that song or something.
A 1990 reference.
Yeah, I got it.
Size of Silver.
Gotta have old references.
Have you ever watched Dance Has Revolution on Silence of the Lamb references?
Our sole hack, bro.
You gotta go way back in the day to show that you've had life experience.
Yeah.
To show you understand what's going on.
What's your favorite musician?
Dude, Neil Young, bro.
Come on, man.
Keep on rocking.
All right.
So this is more or less the conversation.
Is this a dude?
I think it's a woman.
It's a trans woman in the worst webcam in a disheveled apartment.
It's like the worst spokesperson for an anti-war movement of all time.
Virtue in a society where people constantly want you to be productive 24-7 and it's good to have rest.
That doesn't mean you should be resting all the time or not putting effort into things that you care about.
But I think one of the things that we're talking about.
What do you think is like a good workday?
How many hours is a solid workday in your ideal society?
Sure.
I mean, I think as much as people want.
I mean, I personally work.
I have like a 20-25-hour work weeks, which I think is fairly good.
So I would like less work hours.
And what do you do, Doreen?
I'm a dog walker.
A dog walk.
Okay.
Yes.
And how?
Yeah.
So how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
Sure, I'm 30.
You're 30?
Okay.
And is there something you want to do besides being a dog walker?
Do you aspire to do anything more than dog walking, or is that kind of your pinnacle?
I love working with dogs.
If I had to do this rest of my life, you know, I wouldn't be super complaining.
You know, dogs are wonderful animals.
But I would love to teach.
I would love to work with people and stuff like that.
What would you teach, Doreen?
A philosophy, mostly.
Just interrupting philosophy, critical thinking, reason, stuff like that.
Okay.
Well, I would love to take your class, Doreen.
I would just be taking notes the whole time.
And you know what?
A professor is a very similar schedule than something that you're imagining.
So I think that actually might work perfectly for you.
Listen, I think this might not be the greatest idea, but who am I to judge?
To each their own, they say.
It's a free country.
Sure.
Not everything.
And that's basically the whole combo.
And then this subreddit of 1.6 million people just imploded overnight.
Why?
So because of this interview.
Basically, like you made a mockery of us.
Like, you made us look so stupid.
A bunch of shit came out about Doreen, if you want to explain that.
Well, they just get to explain why the subreddit's so upset is because the subreddit felt like they're actually getting somewhere.
And they were like, oh, like we're slowly forming 1.6 million people sort of on the same page.
And they were slowly moving from work is bad to like, oh, people deserve health insurance if they work.
So they were slowly getting to a place where they might be able to do something.
This interview happens and it goes nuts on Reddit.
And every other Reddit subreddit shares it.
It gets picked up by news sources.
And anti-work immediately looks like a big, dumb, like, just.
What's so crazy that she said?
She says she wants to work 20, 25 hours a week.
Yeah.
Who doesn't?
She wants more time to do the thing that she loves.
The idea that everyone should be able to do that.
Everybody wants that, I'm sure.
Just also that she went on.
She's something should be able to do that.
And he's laughing at her, like, this is so childish that you think this is possible.
And then she's not really bodying him the way you would want somebody who's being really smug about the whole thing.
Yeah.
Which I felt mean.
Yeah.
It felt a little condescending.
Yeah.
But you would think somebody who's a moderator for this massive page and this important movement would have better arguments would body that motherfucker and be like, watch your fucking smug mouth before you think I'm just some idiot.
And then she kind of comes across like just some college kid.
Yeah.
You're representing 1.6 million people who have like a good idea, sort of.
Everyone thinks they have a good idea there.
And you're going to go on for your first, our first like news thing as the community feels.
And you're going to have a shitty webcam.
You're not going to look at the camera.
And you were chosen because she was chosen out of the moderators because she had done media work before.
And then they were like, okay, well, why weren't you more media trained?
She's like, oh, I've never done it live.
Like, she just had excuses.
There was a lot of like sort of just.
Did she have their permission to like the other moderators' permission to go on this?
I don't think so.
That's another reason I think they're upset.
She just did it.
I'm sure they reached out to everybody and they found somebody that they could pretty easily pick apart.
And they were like, hey, let's get you on Fox News.
And I don't think the other moderators.
This is what Fox does.
I remember when I would go on these like Fox shows back in the day.
They just find like the tiniest nonsense stories that they can dunk on and then just blow them up.
Yeah.
I remember being on an episode of Red Eye, all the comics.
Yeah, it was a great show.
Red Eye was a great show.
It was so much fun.
You could say whatever the fuck you wanted.
It was actually the best show for comedians to be on.
They just let us fucking rip and it was great.
They had liberal comics, conservative comedy, like everything.
It was really fun.
But I remember being on one episode of Red Eye and they brought up this story.
It was about some college, you know, college kids doing something goofy.
Like, we don't want to, you know, we don't want to, no men at school this day, or one of these like silly kind of things.
Like, we want to rename the whole school because these names are attached to a horrible history, blah, blah, blah.
And then, and I remember just being like, is this all that we do here?
Like, we just find these stupid stories and then dunk on them and like make them bigger than they are.
Like, this isn't even a real issue.
I remember the host just looking at me like, do you not know?
Like, it had dawned upon me.
Like, I thought they were just picking stories.
We were just riffing.
It was just kind of fun.
But he literally gave me this look like, that's how media works.
Like, how did you not?
I mean, this was intentional.
Like, they wanted this person specifically.
Yes.
Yes.
Because apparently what came out is that she, when before she transitioned, has like a rape allegation.
Holy shit.
And like, apparently, like, I don't know if it was even like closed or if it's like still pending, Miles, or if it's like, what even happened to it?
But yeah, basically, just like not a great, a good person that somehow is a moderator of this massive community that like Fox wants to dunk on to be like, yo.
Yeah, she wants to be a teacher.
Yeah, you're going to go to college and like become a professor.
You're going to go to school for 10 years while you're walking dogs at 30?
Yeah.
Did she rape before she transitioned?
I think so, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I mean, that's a good way to get out of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was John.
John is dead.
You call me Doreen.
Yeah.
Dude, transitioning out of a rape.
I mean, Caitlin transitioned out of a murder.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
Oh, yeah.
That was pretty good.
100% works.
She's running for fucking governor.
Yeah.
Vehicular used to be a manslaughter.
That's good.
Fuck.
That's good.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
But again, it's like hard for me to, it's hard for me to take it serious because I know like what they do.
Yeah, but here's what sucks is then it actually worked against this should just get a few million views and everybody moves on.
You're a little embarrassed as a Reddit group, whatever.
But it's destroyed the entire group.
Yeah, that's how weak the group was.
Yeah.
What a surprise.
An anti-work group is hard to work with.
What a fucking surprise.
So I think they made a new group.
There's like work reform or something.
Ah, that's what it looks like.
Why did it destroy the group?
Why not just kick this girl out?
It's like, oh, you didn't represent us properly.
And then she had a meltdown.
The top moderator then made a post and then had a meltdown.
And people were like, yo, why did you do this?
Why weren't you more prepared?
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Like, how are you chosen to do this?
Yada yada.
And she basically didn't defend herself well, if you could imagine, in the comments, and then eventually started deleting stuff and like creating burner accounts and then just shut the whole thing down.
She's the top moderator.
She's the cool hand loop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's top dog.
It's actually back up.
Yeah, it's back up.
And they have now 1.7, what they call them, idlers.
Okay.
Why do they call them idlers?
Because they're idle.
Like their slogan is unemployment for all, not just the rich.
Unemployment for all, not just the rich.
Yeah.
It also, she, as the moderator, goes against sort of like the new thought process of that subreddit.
So she was began when it was really small, and they were like, they were super like, no one should have to work.
You should be able to do whatever you want.
And then slowly it just became a subreddit where people were like, oh, yeah, don't work for assholes.
Don't work for bad people.
Yeah, no, I see validity that when you see somebody working a job that sucks like 60, 70 hours a week, they're not paid well, they're fucking miserable.
Like work hard is cool, but that person, to what end?
You're going to work hard and get promotions as a job you fucking hate.
Yeah.
Like, I see that.
We get to work hard because we love what we do.
And so we inspire each other.
We push each other.
Yo, work hard.
You're doing something you want to do.
You're lucky.
But for a lot of people, it's not that.
For a lot of people, it's I hate my job.
Yeah.
You don't want to encourage laziness, but I understand how you're not inspired to work hard.
100%.
Exactly.
But the idea of just like not working at all.
It's insane.
What that it's not only insane, but what it really is is just outsource your work to poor people of color or automation.
That's what, yeah, but like you can't automate everything.
I think that's the goal.
Not yet.
Okay.
It's the goal, but it's not going to be here for the next, what, 50 years minimum, maybe 100 years.
Who knows?
And there's certain things you're just not going to be able to automate, right?
And you know why big corporations want to automate?
So they don't have to pay you at all.
So they can fire you.
100%.
But they're saying that they should have some sort of universal basic income in order to like supplement them for that.
And maybe we do work towards that.
And that's that can happen.
That's fine.
But in the current state, it's just going to be like, throw all that work over to those brown people over there.
Throw all that work to those fucking Asian people over there.
Throw the work to those black people over there.
So it's funny that this progressive movement is really just going back to cheap labor for minorities and taking advantage of them.
This is the take advantage of poor people movement, but just not the poor people in your country.
This is Apple liberty.
Yeah.
But they must know that.
And there has to be some smart people here who've like really studied Marxism and figured out how to make every intellectual argument as to why capitalism is horrible.
I mean, isn't the whole idea with capitalism being horrible?
Is it taking advantage of certain groups?
Yeah, exploitation.
Exploitation of groups.
So why are they okay exploiting the groups that are outside the country?
Or are they not?
And I'm mischaracterizing their argument.
I mean, I'm sure they would say it's a mischaracterization.
Right.
Like, if all people are doing what they want and then you just automate the bottom floor, then you'll still have a functioning economy, et cetera, et cetera.
Also, money can just be printed from the government.
It doesn't even mean anything.
So just give everyone money.
Right.
Yeah, I don't think that was.
Which isn't exactly.
I mean, it's kind of true, but also most subreddits are an echo chamber.
And so usually when there's nobody's pushing back when it's outside opinion that does come in the group, then everybody attacks that person.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I mean, we're not saying capitalism is perfect.
I don't think that's the argument, but it's like, is it the best one that we've thought up so far?
Probably.
I don't know a better one.
And if a better one did exist, we'd probably all be using it.
Yeah.
I don't, I mean, listen, it's we act like communism is great in theory.
Is it though?
I want to flex on a motherfucker every now and again, bro.
That's where communism is great if you suck and you're broke.
Yeah.
Right?
It's not great if you're great.
That's where it is.
Great wants to live in a communist society.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't account for human aspirations and emotions.
Yeah, I want to flex on people.
I want to be the best of the best.
That's a human emotion you can't account for in communist.
If you like communism, you got no faith in yourself.
You got no confidence.
If you have confidence that you could be great, why the fuck would you be like, yeah, yeah, we should all just be mediocre?
Yeah.
It just sounds easy.
Because you could go be great and then give all that money if you want, but then do it.
Yeah, it just sounds easier.
It just sounds less stressful.
Anyway, let's move on.
What else we got?
Talk about this trucker convoy in Canada.
Yeah.
Talking about communists.
Yeah, so what's going on here?
Everybody's making a big stink about this.
Yeah.
So trucker Carlson.
So basically, it's difficult to get an actual number, but it seems like there's a couple thousand truckers and then like maybe like 50 to 60,000 like people in Ottawa.
Has the media made them racist yet?
Oh, they have?
Okay, just making sure.
Because that will happen.
Yeah, Trudeau did the same thing.
Like he said in a statement that most people that are against the mandates are more likely to be racist, more likely to be a part of neo-Nazi groups.
Of course.
And listen, if black people protest, they're violent.
If white people protest, they're racist.
This is just the media spin.
If black people protest, they will put, what is it called?
The Cointel Pro shit.
They'll throw people in there to break fucking windows, start the looting, light the buildings on fire to make the black protest look dangerous and fucking violent so we can stop the black protests.
If white people protest, it doesn't matter what they're fucking protesting.
They are racist.
There's some skinheads guaranteed.
I even saw one thing pop up like there was at least one Confederate flag.
At least one?
What kind of title is it?
How many did you see?
You know what I mean?
And also, is that the white Cointel Pro?
Are they trying to discredit the movement by just throwing in the racist shit there?
Yeah.
It's the same fucking play every single time.
So how is it not obvious?
This is a tweet that was put out by someone basically saying that like the protest is cancerous and that all these people are like racist and fascist.
So they have this person wearing like an InfoWars jacket.
They got this person in with a Confederate flag.
These people, I forget his name.
He's like the Canadian runner dude, Terry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, with one leg.
Terry Fox or something.
I forget.
They had a 30 for 30 on him.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was great.
I can't remember his name.
But he's like a Canadian hero that everyone loves.
And they claim that they defaced the statue.
You want to know something interesting about that?
There was actually a really cool clip I saw.
So he had a statue and they put obviously some stuff on the statue.
And this is the most Canadian thing ever.
The protesters cleaned up after their protests.
And you see people wiping down his statue, removing any garbage from it, removing any stickers or things they put on it, like literally spit-shining the statue.
And I was like, that's fire, bro.
Like, it ain't about this dude.
You know, this guy's a Canadian hero for what he did.
Yeah.
And they're not going to just leave the whole place in disarray.
So it looked like the defacement that they did was they put like a flag as like a cape on him and then like another Canadian flag and then a free Manitoba thing in his hand.
Yeah.
And then this is the one that people have been pointing at the most.
So it's like the don't tread on me flag, Nazi flag, Trump flag, and then Canadian flag.
Yeah.
And this is the only picture of this person that's been circulated, but a lot of people have been passing it around.
Basically to say like the protest is neo-Nazis or racist.
You shut it down.
Make it radioactive.
It's the same playbook every single time.
It's the same playbook every single day.
And also like if those are real people are there that are there, fuck you, dude.
Yep.
Fucking shit.
Dude, like, why?
Can you not make this about you for one second?
Yeah.
Like, first of all, if you have a Nazi flag, you should like these mandates.
You should like snitch on your neighbor.
You should be there supporting.
Right?
You have a dictator telling you when you can go outside and when you can't.
This is everything you dream.
Why are you protesting if you're a Nazi?
Yeah.
Right?
You should not be here.
This is not for you.
You like what's going on in Canada if you're a Nazi.
True or false?
Yeah.
So it came on the tails of like the vax mandate for truckers, basically that they have to be federal workers, right?
All federal workers.
For all.
Specifically going to the U.S. and coming back.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, no, they were added to it.
It but for all federal workers in Canada, and that's why they went to Ottawa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, basically, but the truckers were sort of like uh catalyzed because of the trucker mandate, yeah, and which that's the other thing that I didn't really get like calling all the truckers like racist and shit, considering that like the large majority of them are like immigrants, yeah, yeah, like it's like also like 80% of them are vaxed.
Yeah, I mean, if you're in Canada, like 90%, yeah, some crazy number lies with the adult population if America wants to say you have to be vaxed to cross over, that's on us, that's not on your government, yeah, yeah, that's on us, so that has nothing to do with it.
But if you don't think that you should be for that job, then you're allowed to protest that.
We did in America, and then they uh struck it down, right?
I think they just said that federal workers do not have to correct, or it's not gonna be federally mandated, or it's not gonna be federally mandated, like a corporation can still do it, yeah.
Like, that was like the Carhartt thing, and like which I think, yeah, I think that makes sense if a business yeah, though if a business wants it, but for federal jobs, it's no longer mandated, which makes it wanted to be, yeah, of course, both makes sense to me.
Yeah, so now it's like getting kicked up, and now everyone wants a uh, like a statement from Trudeau.
And then, what happened to Trudeau, Mark, right in time for statement he got COVID at like 10 o'clock today.
Oh, shucks, yeah, oh, shucks.
Did you get COVID?
Convenient, huh?
That's what the dude, what does they say?
Uh, they were saying about Biden, like every time he has to address something, they get a new pet in the White House, right?
Every time there's something that you actually need him to talk about, it's like distract, distract, distract.
And now, of course, they can't send someone in there for him to make a statement.
Yeah, God forbid, he could uh get some COVID on them, he could transmit that fucking COVID.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
So, this is one of the pictures from like the Confederate flag truck everyone was pointing out, and it's just like alone in the middle of the street somewhere basically to suggest that, like, there's nobody there.
There was just one guy from Iowa that has like Iowa place, like, drove up to try to like instigate either intentionally or was like actually a Confederate like sympathizer, like Southern pride person that wanted to go to the protest.
Yeah, is Iowa even in the South?
I mean, there's Confederate protests.
I don't even know where the fuck Iowa is, Midwest, but still.
I mean, it's just dude, it's so funny.
It makes sense being in Canada, yeah, yeah.
And then there's videos of people like kicking the Confederate flag people out and like kicking the Trump people out, yeah.
Even if you did believe in all those fucking abhorrent things, you can't stomach it for one day to go support this mass mandate thing.
You know that you're going to take away from it by putting that stuff out there, you know, you're going to, you know, you're going to, um, what is it called?
You know, you're going to create radio activity around the movement and take away from the movement.
So, you must actually not really care that much about the movement, unless they tie those things together.
I guess freedom, freedom, that shit's nasty.
Yeah, but just focus on one thing.
If you want to get some shit done, you got to focus on one thing at a time.
You want to focus on vaccines?
That's what we're focused on.
You want to focus on overthrowing a government?
They kick that can down the road, buddy.
You know, Tax Stone?
Yeah.
So, Tax Stone, I was talking to him.
This is back in the day about this is when a lot of Black Lives Matter and like police brutality stuff was really starting to bubble up.
This is early, early stages, right?
Now he's in prison, obviously.
And he was like, I don't talk about it.
I go, why not?
You seem to be someone who really cares.
Like, what's going on?
He goes, they'll use me to discredit the movement.
Here's this felon talking about what we should do.
And they'll literally just put the spotlight on him because it discredits what these other incredibly reasonable, law-abiding citizens are saying.
And he recognized that.
So he shined a spotlight on people who can talk about it, but he didn't mean to be the one taking the credit.
You know, I just thought that that was like really interesting, like, and like really smart.
Yeah.
Like, he recognized what he could do for the movement and what he couldn't.
Right.
He's super smart.
He has the wherewithal to know those types of things.
And not everybody does.
Some of these fucking hillbillies just crossing the border to Canada.
Yeah.
Like a trucker protest is interesting too because apparently these people can stay there for a while.
Like that seems like the plan is like if Trudeau is going to be out for eight days, it's like we're going to park on the street and block all the city blocks around the capital and we're going to live in our trucks because you can.
That's right.
They have those cabins and all that shit.
So they're like, we're just going to wait until either he resigns or all the mandates are lifted like they are in England and Scandinavia and other parts of Europe.
That's why I'm not canceling those Toronto shows.
Because it could happen.
I really think those Toronto shows will be possible.
I do too.
I think we were there March, I think, 4th and 5th or 5th and 6th or something like that.
And initially they were like, oh, you know, the new mandate says it has to be half capacity by, you know, from, I guess, March 14th until March 14th.
Right.
So that would end up canceling the shows.
We just wouldn't have enough time to fill it.
But I'm like, this thing's coming down.
This thing is coming down.
And I think that we're going to be at full capacity before them.
I think we're going to be able to.
Think about, you know, you're talking about how polite Canadians are.
Like, they'll protest and then clean up the statue.
Think about how far you got to push them for them to reach this point.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
This is, yo, you want to talk about mishandling a pandemic?
The back half of the pandemic, they have completely mishandled.
Yeah.
Since the moment they had vaccines, we acted like they didn't.
They acted like they didn't exist.
Vaccines took care of a lot of shit.
And they were just like, nope, nope.
We're still locked up.
Events are canceled.
My shows were canceled.
Hey, everything shut it down.
You have pushed them and pushed them and pushed them.
And now, again, like I said, you're creating this reaction.
If you think it's an overreaction, they're reacting to you.
Yeah.
So you push them here.
But the majority of Canadians like it.
That's the crazy part to me.
They just re-elected Trudeau.
Yeah.
They liked what he did in the pandemic.
Maybe they feel pushed back now, but they had the opportunity to get him out of here.
And I think they unanimously elected him.
So there's not even like, I believe it's called like a coalition or something.
I'm not exactly sure how their election process works because he represents a group, but you don't, you vote for like the group, not him specifically.
And the group elects the person.
But it's like they unanimously don't even have anything to push back against.
So it's like, maybe the people of Canada do want this.
And maybe he was right when he said a small minority of people are going to Ottawa to push back.
But like, look, at the end of the day, if we believe in democracy and 51% of the people want that shit to be completely locked down, you have zero freedom.
That's what your country wants.
And that's what you guys are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is crazy, though.
Like, I feel like maybe I'm in a bubble, but like, I just don't know anyone that is actively like, yeah, we should keep on having indoor mask mandate to your table or like all that.
I don't know anyone that still wants it.
I mean, usually people who like how things are happening aren't as vocal because they're content with how things are happening.
Yeah, I guess who are upset about it that are going to speak.
They're going to be the loudest ones.
That's a good point.
I'll even just ask people, like my friends that I find are nobody's out there cheering more of this.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
But like I'll actively ask people that I think would give me like an answer that I wouldn't expect.
And they're all just like, yeah, it can go away.
Like it seems more passive, but I don't see anyone that's like actively like.
I think we're all over the mask shit.
Yeah, we're over COVID.
We're all over COVID.
Like all of us.
There might be a few people that like the power that it gives them.
And I'm talking about like just the power to tell someone to put on their mask.
Yeah.
Like, can you put your mask over your nose?
Oh, like, dude, if another person tells me to put my fucking mask over my nose, dude, I'm going to be, that will be the thing that cancels me.
That would be the thing that cancels when they drag me out of a plane because I punched a flight attendant in her fucking forehead because she told me to put my mask over my nose.
Unbelievable, right?
Unbelievable.
You see my nose.
Get me another mask.
Yeah.
But you notice in first class, they don't give you any hard time.
Yo, son, take it off.
That's elitism, bro.
That's the shit that annoys me.
Local.
It's like, it's the class shit.
If you're in first class, they legit don't give you a hard time.
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They don't care.
I have it off the whole time sleeping without it.
They don't care.
And you know what's interesting about the first class thing, the way they kind of get around it?
They feed you the whole time.
Yeah, drink.
You want a water cup?
Exactly.
So now I'm drinking.
I'm eating.
I can't possibly have this mask on.
So there's like this little excuse, but you're right.
They don't give a fuck.
They don't give a flying fuck.
That's consistent for thee and not.
Not for me.
That's the consistency with all like the class of shit, though.
Like all like the Gavin Newsome at the Rams game, just like in the box.
Everyone's got to have a mask.
He doesn't have his mask on.
Yeah.
But that's on him.
Like, why are you making rules that you can't follow?
The most vocal people on that in California?
The moms.
Now you're going to do that on a Sunday, and now my four-year-old needs to be masked up at school the next day outside on the playground.
Like they are wild.
The kid mask thing, I didn't understand at first.
And I was like, why is this such a big deal?
Like, the kids have to wear masks.
That shit is painful to watch.
Because I didn't watch it.
So it's like, yeah, you just put a fucking hat on a kid.
You put some clothes on a kid.
Like, a kid doesn't decide what they wear.
They don't make any decisions.
Just put a fucking mask on.
It's fine.
I didn't realize that they don't like wearing it and can't articulate why.
Like, imagine your kid going, it's hard for me to breathe.
I can't breathe.
And then you're forcing a mask.
I can't breathe.
And you see the mask going into their mouth as they take deep breaths out of their mouth.
That's fucking terrifying for a parent.
Yeah.
You know, so now I get it completely.
I don't think it's some like crazy right-wing, like almost like a talking point.
Like you use the kids for more sympathy.
I truly think it's parents going, dude, my kid does not like wearing it.
He feels fucking uncomfortable.
What are we going to do about this?
I just can't.
Yeah, we're doing this to protect unvaccinated people because they're the ones at the highest risk of dying.
If you don't want to get the vaccine, don't.
But if a kid kills you, you shouldn't have to wear the mask because you don't want to get the vaccine.
And why are you around?
Why are you around my kid?
Yeah.
Creep?
What are you doing around my kid?
Fucking creep.
Do you work at the school?
Well, the school probably mandates that you get vaccinated.
Yeah.
And that's their right, but not yours, you creep.
Yeah, why are you around my kid?
Get out of here.
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That's a good point.
Why are you near my kid?
Why is anybody near my kid?
You don't even have a kid.
Say again?
You don't even have a kid.
I'm right.
And somebody could be near him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just stay six feet from my kid.
How about that?
I'm not going to put a mask on my kid for that reason.
You want to fuck my kid and not get COVID?
You can't have it your way.
Yeah, you can't have your kid and eat it too.
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You want to talk about another amazing week of NFL football?
Wee, bro.
Maybe the greatest playoff front of all time.
Okay.
Talk to us.
I'm watching these fucking games on mute.
Anything is special, but they're the best games.
First of all, I think Tom Brady is not going to retire.
Ooh.
I really.
All the evidence says he will.
And the evidence says he's just upset that these dickhead reporters, Adam Schefter and them, didn't let him make the announcement on his own terms.
That's misinformation.
As the greatest athletes ever.
Yes.
Adam Schefter is misinformation.
Misinformation.
M-I-S-S information.
Yes.
But I think he's so fucking, I hope, he's so like combative with that shit that he's like, you know what?
Fuck you.
I'm playing another season.
Because he always said, I'm going to play till 45.
He's 44 now.
Why give it up now, dog?
You're still playing at a super high level.
Big Ben retired, but he'd been washed for two years.
Yeah.
Tom Brady's still playing at a high level.
The only thing I can think is he's looking at his team and he's like, we're not going to be better next year.
We're not going to do it next year.
Arians is not a good enough coach.
Whatever.
The defense is getting old.
Whatever the reason, he might think they might lose their offensive coordinator, but if not, I think he's like, yo, fuck you.
You don't decide when I retire.
You don't get to say when I retire.
I'm going to play another year.
Yeah, well, is that a scumbag move?
I'm trying to understand.
It's not a scumbag move.
It's news now.
You always try to be first.
So if you got the leads and you're Schefter, and he normally is right.
A lot of people will just say shit and they're wrong.
Schefter normally is right.
So I think Brady was probably going to retire, and he still probably will.
He probably just didn't want to say it during the fucking playoffs and take.
He doesn't seem like the guy who's like, I want the attention on me.
Oh, needs the victory run.
Especially into retirement.
It's something like that's so personal.
Let the guy say it himself versus like someone's going to be going to another team.
It could be a player leaking it.
It could be someone in management.
Like there's plenty of people who can give them that information.
Like do that from, take that away from him.
It's dirty.
Yeah.
But I think he might.
Doesn't he have a relationship with Tom?
Like, couldn't he just hit Tom and be like, oh, no, he's probably competing with all these other people who have the same.
You got to be first.
Dude, the second after he did it, all of these sites had pre-packaged like tribute videos.
They'd already banked those ready to go and ESPN.
And then you saw like their competitors saying like, well, the dad is saying.
Oh, ESPN didn't even take down.
I went the next day.
They still said Tom Brady's retired.
They weren't even.
They're like, bro, we're done.
We started.
The ball is rolling.
Fuck that.
Brady made one post.
Did you see his Insta story?
Was just the launch of the Brady brand, like his clothing brand.
Looking good.
Really good.
I'm going to buy some.
Looking good.
What type of clothes?
Like Hawaiian t-shirts for me.
An athletic.
Like long sleeves.
He's a model.
The guy is.
Yeah, he's gorgeous.
He's a model.
He's perfect.
He's the perfect person.
And I truly think he's just like, I don't want to just wait for the playoffs to be over and then I'll make the announcement.
And then it got taken out from underneath him.
But I'm hoping he's like, yo, fuck you, Doug.
One more year.
45.
Let's go.
That announcement did scare me, though, because his other brand is TB12, which is associated with athletics and high performance.
Brady is a brand.
That's just lifestyle.
That's like Michael Jordan now just like, no, no, we want you in like wearing your everyday outfits.
Yeah, I think he probably was going to retire.
I think he was done.
But I hope now he's like, all right, let's just do it one more time.
I mean, that is an unbelievable amount of spite.
I think he might have that.
To put your body through that, and there's no way.
If he made the decision that he's pissed and maybe he'll drag it on, but like there's no way he's going to put his body through that towards the end of the day.
All evidence says you're right.
But he's also not super beat up.
Like Big Ben had a crazy like elbow injury that ended his season two years ago and then he just didn't look right.
Like last year, it was clear he was done.
Yeah.
You don't say that about Brady.
I don't, I Manning, when Manning retired, he won that Super Bowl and went out amazingly well because he was done, dude.
He got benched toward the end of the year for fucking Brock Osweiler.
So you're looking at Manning.
Manning gets carried to a Super Bowl by his defense.
All right, now you're done.
It's clear you're done.
I can't think of a quarterback at that level of elite talent retiring when they clearly had something left.
Favre drug it out forever and he was still good, but he drugged it out forever.
You don't often see those guys be like, no, I'm done.
Troy Aikman, concussions, I think.
Steve Young had mad concussions.
These guys usually play until they can't.
Brady's not super beat up body-wise.
His whole point is I live to maintain my body.
He's significantly older than those other guys, though.
Significantly older, but in better shape than all of them.
Yeah.
Because maybe it's pliability.
Maybe he's just a freak.
But like his only real reasoning was Giselle doesn't like seeing me get hurt out there.
And he wants to be with his kids.
He wants to be with his kids, but ignore them for long enough.
Yeah.
So who do you think wins the Super Bowl?
I think it's the Rams because this is a mistake I made last year when I thought the Bucs are going to win.
Offensive line, defensive line, that's the matchup that's the most important.
Right.
The Bengals' offensive line is not good.
Decidedly not good.
Burrow got sacked nine times in one game, and somehow they still won against Tennessee.
So that gives me some hope.
But the Rams' defensive line is so fucking good.
Aaron Donald is the best player in the league on defense, probably.
Von Miller still got something left, and he got traded there.
Jalen Ramsey is a good corner, but like their defensive line, that's where I worry.
But Joe Burrow is maybe my favorite quarterback, dude.
I fucking love this guy.
Yeah.
Mad Moxie, y'all.
Moxie, white swagger, moxie all day.
Yeah.
He's nice.
Dude, everybody seems to love playing for him.
He's good.
He's won at every level.
He might be the only quarterback ever to get a Heisman, a national championship, and a Super Bowl if he wins this Sunday.
You know, it's interesting is that last week the conversation was Patrick Mahomes or Josh Allen.
Yeah.
And now you're going to have to throw Joe Burr.
Joe Burr is the greatest, dog.
Nice in his veins.
He's the greatest.
His teammates fucking love him.
And I grew up, I'm a Cowboy fan, right?
The Cowboys ownership sucks.
Nobody has ever, since 95, has been able to overcome that shitty organization.
The owners.
The Bengals owners suck dick too.
Yeah.
They had not won a playoff game since like 1991 or something.
Yeah.
Then this guy comes along in his second year after winning four games.
They won three playoff games and now they're heading to the Super Bowl.
Like he's overcome terrible ownership, a fucking curse franchise.
He did it all.
What makes him so good?
I think he, well, first of all, he can be accurate as fuck.
I've seen some deep passes where it's like, Jesus Christ, he's mobile.
Yeah.
He's mobile enough to like pick up a first down.
He's not going to Rodgers-esque.
He's got that escape ability that Aaron Rodgers had.
He had one or two plays yesterday that was sick.
Not quite Mahomes-esque, but like good.
Yeah, yeah.
Accurate, good arm.
And then again, I think everybody just loves playing for him.
He just got that fucking thing.
Okay.
More than any quarterback right now, maybe.
He's got that fucking thing that people love playing for this game.
And he's got Jamar Chase, too.
Yeah, and he's got Jamar Chase, who he, so you know, when you get, you know, you have a first-round pick to the fifth pick, he said, draft this receiver, Jamar Chase, from LSU, who's his fucking homie.
Everybody thought that was a stupid pick, myself included.
I said, get a fucking line because that's, you're getting killed out there.
You got your season ending injury last year from a torn ACL.
They listened to him.
They drafted this guy, Jamar Chase, and there's literally, I don't know if there's ever been a more productive receiver in history statistically.
I'd have to look, but like, it's like Randy Moss numbers when Randy Moss came into the league.
Just crazy, crazy.
Cooper Cup.
Yeah, Cooper Cup.
Cup is good, but Cup's not a rookie.
Cup is incredible, but Cup didn't do something.
Oh, you meant for a rookie.
As a rookie.
I don't think we've ever seen a rookie year like this.
Oh, okay.
Outside of maybe Randy Moss.
Okay.
But, yeah, it was funny.
I think there's that quote from Joe where he says, just toss it out there.
Jamal will get it.
Jamar will get it.
Yeah.
That was after he had like 500 yards and six touchdowns in one game.
Hilarious.
And they just, dude, he knows how to lead to give your receiver credit at that moment.
Yeah.
Again, he just knows how to lead.
His defense loves him.
His offense loves him.
He's a tough son of a bitch.
Takes crazy hits.
Just gets up, keeps going.
Yeah.
He used to never slide in college.
I think he's finally started as a pro.
Yeah, you got it.
But he was a big rule of his.
Like, I'm not sliding.
But you think the Rams got it?
I think the Rams got it.
Matthew Stafford is a good quarterback.
Like, he's not elite elite, I don't think, but he's definitely good enough.
And they put so many fucking weapons around him.
Dude, that Cooper Cup guy, man.
He's insane.
He's incredible.
And Stafford needs credit too.
Stafford is, yo, Stafford gets a lot of people sleeping on him, but I think he's one of the most clutch QBs in the league.
Like when it comes to the last drive, bro, the last drive with Cooper.
That Tampa Bay game, this game.
Unbelievable.
But I think something that's really important is that OBJ has the ability to rewrite his story.
Yes.
If they win a championship.
Yes.
And he just plays well.
He doesn't have to be the MVP, but he just plays well.
All of a sudden, you forget about the antics.
And all of a sudden, the conversation switches to, he just needs a quarterback.
Yep.
If OBJ had a quarterback and someone to get him the ball, look, he's not even, he doesn't even need to be the number one in the team.
He don't even have ego.
He just wants someone to actually throw the ball and help win games.
And now, I mean, like, for, as an OBJ fan, I kind of am rooting for that.
Right.
You know, like, it'd be cool to see Stafford get one, dog.
He had never won a playoff game.
He'd only been like once or twice because his team sucked.
Him and OBJ, this is their first playoff wins ever together.
Ooh.
If they lose the game.
And OBJ played well.
He had, yeah, he wasn't as good as Cup, but he played well, had 100 yards.
He had like nine, 10 catches, something like that.
Amazing.
We may lose him after this season, but still, it's also a perfect bounce because Cooper Cup is always going to be the workhorse, charge it down the field, and you'll get OBJ those magic moments that we know he probably likes, but he's been just doing numbers just to like help.
You know what is funny about OBJ?
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He did what I probably would have done and took his salary in Bitcoin.
And Bitcoin was at like 60K at the time, and now it's fucking tanked.
And his $750,000 salary is now like $130,000 after taxes or whatever.
Yeah, but he has to pay the tax amount in cash.
Oh, yeah, on the $750,000.
He's going to make $30,000.
Yeah, he's going to make $30,000.
Same Antonio Brown.
He did the same thing, right?
Like his time, I think he took it in Bitcoin and his time for the Bucs was like $30,000.
Hilarious.
And I think Eric Adams, same thing.
Yeah, Eric Adams, mayor of New York, took his time.
He wants to take his first four paychecks in Bitcoin.
Yeah.
I don't understand the point of that, though.
Don't you just take it in cash and buy the Bitcoin?
Because if the value goes up, you still pay for the ascended value.
You don't pay the $750,000.
Yeah, but it goes up to $1.5 is what happens.
You only pay for $750,000.
I think you take it in cash and then you just buy Bitcoin.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Which is fine.
Then, yeah, it'll win.
Yeah, that's why when everybody goes, I took my salary in Bitcoin.
It's like, no, you just bought Bitcoin.
Okay.
Then, yeah, you're going to win.
You're going to be fine.
They get paid throughout the season.
So while they're being paid throughout the season, now each of those checks are in.
Oh, so then it was like dollar cost average.
Is that the thing?
I believe so.
Or is he saying pay me up front in Bitcoin?
If that was the case, then he would have got paid at a much higher rate in Bitcoin.
We got to get to the bottom of this pay me in Bitcoin shit because it screams of bullshit.
It screams of just like, you're going to pay me in cash and I'm just going to put it in Bitcoin.
It sounds like I took my equity in Bitcoin for this podcast.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you're getting paid in Bitcoin.
I just paid in Bitcoin.
I get paid in Bitcoin.
Yeah, exactly.
And Andrew's getting paid in sushi.
That's right.
I'm getting paid in different things here.
Okay.
That's what it is.
Okay, what else we got, my boys?
All right, you want to hit a little feelings, no facts?
Feelings, no facts.
Let's run it.
Just run it quick, all right?
Yeah.
Mr. Beast, trending again, number three on your fucking GOAT man.
Came out with his escape room video.
And yeah, he got like 8 million views in a day or something.
Insane.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, I watched it.
I mean, it was just, click on this video.
And shout out to his team, too.
Shout out to Tariq, man.
We've been talking to Tariq.
Good dude who works with them.
He's just an absolute beast.
And 26 million.
My bad, bro.
If you click the video and just watch the first 30 seconds, we don't have to do it now like other people can do it because I don't want us to get like whatever demonetized.
But like, you watch the first 30 seconds.
It's cool.
And you'll just see how good they are.
You'll just see how good they are at creating content that is so sticky and engaging.
You can't look away.
The stakes are so good.
It's just awesome.
It's just, it's just great.
Basically, they made like the world's most dangerous escape room, and there's multiple of them.
Yeah.
I mean, that shit did look crazy, though.
Like, there's a TNT thing that explodes, like an actual explosion in the room.
Yeah.
The first thing is literally walls of spikes closing in on the people if they don't get it.
Sand gets poured on you.
While sand is getting poured on them, and there's like fucking barrels rolling at them and stuff like that.
Like, you're sure they're not going to die.
Like, you can't possibly kill them, but you're also not sure they're not going to die.
You know what I mean?
And also, you hella want to do it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let me absolutely do this with the homies.
But why don't they say that?
It's a whole show.
Like, why don't they do it?
It's basically like Fear Factor plus Escape Room.
Yeah, like American Ninja Warrior.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you just combine them and then you basically make escape room shows.
Yeah.
I would do that shit too.
That'd be great.
I think the most genius thing of this whole thing is that he didn't get a title sponsor.
Yeah, he did a candy burger.
Brilliant.
Yeah.
Or a chocolate bag.
He sold his own candy bar.
Yeah.
That's his own.
Now, didn't he have like a burger restaurant or something that they opened up?
Is that still around?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's still a thing.
Huh.
So what do you think he does?
You think he like partners with these, with like a restaurateur and says, I'm going to use my influence to sell these burgers.
You run the operations of the burger.
I also think the Beast Burger thing was like a ghost kitchen.
Yeah, that's what they're doing.
So they're making deals where then they can like distribute it like nationwide through a grub hub and you basically create like the Schultz flagrant cost sandwich.
And then it's just each restaurant has maybe the bags and the wraps and all of that.
And it's just the infrastructure to have that.
You need to do it out of other people's ghost kitchens or now they're doing it out of existing restaurants that can do multiple branded dishes.
Yeah.
So it's only delivery.
I think they have a few restaurants, but I think the majority is delivery.
But still, it's a huge undertaking to open even one restaurant.
So he has to have partnered with someone who understands restaurants.
Permits and all that kind of stuff.
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But that's brilliant, man.
And I love that they're selling their own stuff on it.
Like, you could get the sponsor, which they did for the Squid Game video, which is fucking awesome.
But you could also create your own products, which you're essentially partnering with the sponsor.
You're partnering with a chocolatier.
Is that what they call them?
What is exactly?
Chocolatier?
Chocolatier?
Chocolate tier.
Chocolatier, it sounds like musketeer.
Doesn't it sound like the rocket tit?
What is it?
Chocolatier.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
Anyway, you're still partnering, but you're basically getting some equity in the thing that you're building.
Yeah.
It's fucking awesome.
Rogan, exactly.
Like Traeger.
Rogan was pushing him Traeger Grills, and all of a sudden the IPO, he'd probably make crazy money on it.
Same on it, same with all that shit.
Yes, yes.
I think they sold.
Yeah.
You're on camera.
Yeah.
He's trying to be slick.
There's three cameras.
I just kicked the food here.
He just ordered a Mr. Beast burger.
Yeah, I got Mr. Beast burgers for everybody here.
You just text it real quick and then you get it.
Is that not on camera?
Say what?
Is that not on camera?
Yeah, this is so much faster than just going.
Two seconds.
You're right here.
You're right here.
Yo, can you tell me what you think about Minnie Mouse not being bangable at all anymore?
My only issue is that it just doesn't look female.
And the whole point of it is to have a female version.
Like, I can't tell that she's mini without the bow in her hair.
Yeah, it's like a baby.
Right?
That's every baby.
Like, unless there's a baby with a headband with a bow, like, that's just babies.
Yeah, and that is mice.
Mice, you don't know what gender they are.
That's a good point.
Right?
But the whole point of this is to have a gendered mouse.
Unless she's got heavies.
If she's got heavies, then I'm like, oh, I know what that is.
I don't want fat tits for kids, dude.
What do you mean?
I don't want fat tits characters for kids.
It's for me.
No, this is for kids.
So what do they do to Minnie Mouse?
All right, I'll show you.
They basically.
They put her in a nightgown.
Not even a nightgown.
They had a pajamas.
It's a pantsuit, bro.
Yes, it is.
Pajamas.
It's a big difference.
They made her divine feminine.
So Stella McCartney, who's a fashion designer, bag designer, very famous, also happens to be Sir Paul McCartney's daughter, designed the new outfit for her.
So instead of this little thing right here, the little Betty Boots.
Actually, cut you in pajamas, yo.
Yeah, having a little sleepover.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
I still got the bow.
Yeah, the bow is what makes it feminine, I guess.
Yeah.
I think that the old outfit was trash.
And the eyelashes, they made, they gave her mad long eyelashes and little rosy cheeks.
You don't like the old fit?
Trash.
The old fit is whack, yo.
No, the old fit is dog shit.
Bitch, like Pippi Longstocking.
Polka Dots is out, so bro.
She's still wearing Polka Dots.
She's got still Polka Dots.
Come on, goof line, son.
Jeez, bro.
Al does not know anything.
Absolutely.
Oh, miles.
I can't see purple.
Yeah, I don't even like her big ass fucking feet in the shoes.
No, that shit sucks, dude.
Yeah.
The outfit could have been better.
So Smasher Pass.
No.
Pass, bro.
Really?
Pass.
I'll smash Mickey.
She might have sneak heavies, though.
I'll grab Mickey by his ears.
Yeah.
Let him have it.
Hell yeah.
Are there any cartoon characters you would still smash?
Of them, no, Lola.
What's her name?
Lola Bunny.
She's can't smasher.
Well, not the new one.
Old, old Lola Bunny.
Old Lola Bunny.
I'm not talking about old, bro.
There's no old.
It's just new.
It's only new.
Oh, you're saying new characters that we would smash?
Robbie Slovak had a funny quote.
He said, There's nothing you can do to make to Lola Bunny to make me not want to fuck her.
Yeah, I like that.
She's still a baddie.
But yeah, Candace Collins went on Fox.
She was like, Yo, they're destroying the fabric of our society.
Yeah.
Why?
Because she got pajamas.
It's not even Androgyny.
It's pajamas.
It's a woman be sleeping in outside of the shoes.
I just don't like the shoes.
The shoes are horrible.
She's wearing Kanye's business.
She got biscuits in the house.
Yeah, she's a crip, dog.
The outfit stinks, dude.
Let's just be honest.
The outfit is not.
What would you put her in?
What would you put her in?
Say again?
If you could do better, what would you put her in?
I would do it.
I would do skins with the bottom.
Skins might be legs.
Skins would be fire.
Hell yeah.
Show off the curves, go incredibles in there.
Do you think she got a dumpy or what?
Yeah, she got a super dumpy.
She's a mouse, bro.
That's a good point.
They're proving a little dump.
Yeah, just scurrying around all fucking day.
Yeah.
Super big hammies.
Yes, dude.
I like that.
I think, I mean, she got a nice little hip sway, but like, look at the dimension.
The feet and hands are crazy, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's a trans, dude.
Let's just be honest, man.
Wait, what do you mean?
She's 100% trans.
No, I see what he's saying.
Just the feet and the hands are huge.
Oh, hell yeah, bro.
I got that.
Let me see.
All right.
All right.
This might be the version you want.
I mean, that's better.
That's better.
Hey, yo.
Wait, what's that?
Is there...
Oh, she got the dark lips, bro.
She got the super darkies, dude.
You see that?
Look at that.
Okay.
Who is that duck?
Is that Daffy Duck?
Daffy's girl.
It's not Daffy, dog.
Daffy's a dude.
Yo, Daffy's a duck.
Yeah, what the fuck are y'all talking about?
It's a duck, bro.
It's not a dude or a chick.
That's a daisy.
That's Daisy Duck.
I never knew about a Daisy, bro.
Only duck I acknowledge is Daffy.
Let's be serious here.
I mean, you know about Rule 34, right?
Rule 34?
Yeah.
No, what is that?
That's if it exists on the internet, there's porn of it.
Yeah.
So literally any cartoon, anything you've ever thought of in your whole life.
What's Rule 35?
We've never got to 35.
Yeah, why is it Rule 34?
Yeah, what's Rule 33?
I don't know.
That's Rule 2.
I never really got a Rule 33.
It's like the Bible.
You know what I mean?
I know John 3.16.
I don't know John 3.17.
You know what I'm saying?
There wasn't.
There wasn't a 317.
What about 313?
313 was Thou shalt not bore me with outfits and fucking cartoons.
Okay, in conclusion, I think the outfit just objectively sucks.
She doesn't have to be hot, but like she could be cute.
This is not even cute.
Do you guys find this cute?
No, it's adorable.
Like a little girl wearing pajamas.
I guess.
I mean, she's supposed to be juvenile.
It's supposed to be a pantsuit.
That's what they said.
Why would you put a kid in a pantsuit?
That doesn't even make sense.
Yeah, that's actually a good point.
It's supposed to be.
Is she going to work?
Yeah, what kind of pantsuit have polka dots?
They said it was a specialty.
What job is this?
A new wave of femininity.
Oh, God.
Led by Angela Merkel and Hillary Clinton.
What's her name?
Angela Merkel.
Angela Merkel.
Yeah.
It's the prime of Germany.
Oh, okay.
Isn't she done, though?
She's done.
Yeah.
She's done.
Who do they got now?
I was going to say.
What?
What were you going to say, nothing?
We're going to say Dove.
Dove.
Yeah.
Oh, speaking of which, happy Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Did you say witch?
And what, like, what do you mean by what type of witch?
Well, speaking of which, like, WHI?
Speaking of burning at the stake.
Ah, gotcha.
Yes, No, it was Holocaust Remembrance Day.
I posted on a story.
Do you have any stories for Holocaust Remembrance Day?
Oh, we've got plenty.
Well, there's one story that's not in Tennessee.
They're not allowed to publish it.
What is that?
Oh, I've heard about this.
Mouse.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
M-A-U-S. Mouse.
Yeah.
But why can't they publish it again?
Because it has like a nipple or something.
It's nudity.
It's not that it is anti-Semitic because they're positioning the Jews as mice and the Germans are cats, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the French are frogs, which would be racist.
Also, racist.
Americans are dogs of.
Let's go.
Yo, man loyal.
Let's go.
Of course.
Best friend.
The new German chancellor is Olaf Schultz.
Wow.
Let's go.
It's back in good hands, baby.
Wow.
Yo, as long as the Schultzes are in there, like taking care of things, everybody wear that.
You got to wear that.
Let's go, Schultz.
Schultz is, how do you spell it?
S C H O L Z. That's the chance.
That's the way it goes.
We out of here.
Y'all jealous.
Y'all wish you could be a fucking president or prime minister.
That's Schultz.
That's Schultz.
That's not.
The Chancellor sounds like very Star Wars Nazi-esque, no?
It is what it is, bro.
We in charge now.
Keep your fucking mouth shut.
We're in charge now, okay?
You know what I'm saying?
The Schultzes are in charge, not you.
We're in charge, Singh.
Fake-ass Punjabi.
We're in charge.
You know what I mean?
You appropriated a name that's not yours, dog.
We were first.
No, you weren't.
I looked that up.
You were not.
How?
Oh, man.
How?
What are you talking about?
The Punjabis have existed far longer than you.
Punjabi.
Yeah, you looked it up.
All right, gotcha.
Oh, shit.
That was quick.
He knows it.
No, what the fuck do you think?
You know it, dude.
This is religion is the newest religion, Sikki.
It's not, Hinduism is the oldest.
Yeah, but you guys appropriated it.
I see where you're going.
You guys, you definitely looked this up.
So you're saying the Singhs existed before the Punjabis?
Yeah, before Six, yeah.
Matter of fact, a lot of Hindus, a lot of people from my cast became Sikhs.
So basically, the sellouts of the sellouts of your well, since we were the warrior cast and there was a war, we were having invaders, we said we'll send the oldest born from each family to go fight this war.
And then they converted.
So they sold out.
No, they were saying.
So you're the job.
Are you saying they're like the Christians of our Christians of Hindus, which is your term?
Or the Muslims of Hinduism.
Is that what you're saying?
They're like fighting the verse, actually.
But they're the Muslims of it, according to you.
I don't exactly know how, but sure.
They just converted.
They found some new shit.
They went to go fight and they were like, all right, we're going to.
We sent.
We were like, yo, you got to, this is your duty.
So why didn't they keep on their duty to keep believing in your God?
It's all one God.
What about that duty?
That's a big Hindu principle.
It's all one God.
Yeah, that's why we're the best religion.
Y'all be saying that a lot.
Yeah, that's why we're the best religion.
Yo, can we talk about Cheryl Hines not riding for her boy?
Say what?
Cheryl Hines not riding for her boy.
Yes, let's talk about that.
So RFK Jr. is Cheryl Hines' husband.
Cheryl Hines, obviously Larry David's wife.
If it's all one God, why y'all hate the Muslims so much?
It's just one God, right?
We don't like the Muslims because history.
That's why we don't like the Muslims.
He knows what it is, bro.
Father knows.
Cheryl Hines.
Cheryl Hines is married.
RFK Jr.
RFK Jr.
Obviously, Cheryl Hines is the wife of Larry David and Caribbean Enthusiasm.
He is like a known anti-vaxxer, like anti-mandate conspiracy guy, like big on vaccines, even pre-COVID.
He was like all about it, like autism shit.
He was all over it.
And this is one of his speeches that he gave like a week.
You could cross the Alps into Switzerland.
You can hide in an attic like Ann Frank did.
I visited in 1962, East Germany, with my father and met people who had climbed the wall and escaped.
So it was possible.
Many died drewing it, but it was possible.
Today, the mechanisms are being put in place and we'll make it so none of us can run and none of us can hide.
Within five years, we're going to see 415,000 low-orbit satellites.
Bill Gates says his 65,000 satellites alone will be able to look at every square inch of the planet 24 hours a day.
They're putting in 5G to harvest our data and control our behavior.
Digital currency that will allow them to punish us from a distance and cut off our food supply.
Unbelievably annoying.
Is that his that whimper?
Is how he normally speaks?
He might need a vaccine, dog.
Something's wrong with his father.
Something's wrong with that man, bro.
He talks like a record going in reverse.
You need anti-skip technology, bro.
I'm just chill.
Like a walk.
Dude, it's so true.
It is awful.
Is he talking into a fan?
He needs 5G, bro.
Yeah, he's spasmodic dysphonia, bro.
He's got foreign language syndrome.
He's got foreign language syndrome.
He had an illness.
Wait, he really got an illness?
Yeah.
So, why can't they let someone else talk?
Dystonia.
And it affects Stephen Harket had an illness.
He didn't waste everyone's time.
Yeah.
Bush blame, motherfucker.
Let's go.
Push it.
No, dude, he sounded too emotional, man.
At the beginning, I thought he was going to start crying.
I was like, oh, this motherfucker believes in it, right?
That motherfucker is in Nazi Germany, dog, bro.
You could cross into the Alps.
You could hide in an attic.
Lots of fun to be had in Nazi Germany.
Bro, you know what's funny?
Is that like this whole time we've been going, how does Cheryl Hines's character put up with Larry Davis of vacation?
Yeah, compared to just listening to your husband.
How dare she divorce him on the show?
I know.
How dare you, dog?
You put up with this in real life?
You divorce him on the show?
Dude, I didn't know that that's how he speaks.
Yeah.
Just all the time like that.
I think so.
Yeah.
He sounds like an engine that can't start.
Oh my God.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, just pathetic.
Yeah, that's terrible.
Why is that?
Why is that fucked up?
He chose to speak on the microphone.
Yeah, don't publicly speak.
You got a fucking larynx disorder.
That's like making fun of Fox if he's speaking with the shakes and shit like that.
You can't make fun of him.
I ain't trying to see no Michael J. Fox speech.
I'll see him in a dance-off revolution.
Now that's a revolution.
Yo, that's a real revolution.
Michael J. Fox and DDR would be crazy.
You're gonna tell me my man can't pop block.
You ain't battling him.
That's a good point.
That is an interesting point.
It's like you shouldn't just make fun of Michael J. Fox for no reason.
But if Michael J. Fox is like playing a game of inspection or whatever, operation or whatever, operation.
Like if he's like special, that's clue.
It's another incredibly up-to-date reference.
I thought I always could do an old reference and I got the fucking thing wrong.
But if he's choosing to do like surgery or something that needs stability, we should be able to roast him.
That motherfucker is choosing to speak in front of thousands of people.
You could make fun of people for doing something they're bad at.
That's just what life is.
Yes.
Welcome to life.
Willingly doing something you're bad at in front of people, making them listen.
It's cool and unusual.
RFK, can we not make fun of you?
Are you dictating what we can or can't do?
Censorship dude.
Sounds a lot like Nazi Germany, doesn't it?
Honestly, he's cool with it because his wife made fun of him.
That's true.
Oh, that's right.
She shut that shit down.
She came out with a tweet the next day.
It says, My husband's reference to Anne Frank at a mandate rally in D.C. was reprehensible and insensitive.
The atrocities that millions endure during the Holocaust should never be compared to anyone or anything.
His opinions are not a reflection of my own.
Should Larry David want to do another season of Kirby Enthusiasm?
I will be available.
Yeah, that's all she had to say.
100%.
All she had to say is, I support Kirby Enthusiasm more than I support my husband.
That's all you have to say.
Because he meant what he said.
Like, he's he, like, he thought of the metaphor and he was like, oh, no, this shit is a banger, bro.
Like, you could travel during Nazis.
You can't travel now.
But you can't knock her.
How have people not figured out you can't compare shit to the Holocaust and everybody's going to agree with it?
What can you?
All right.
Is Cheryl Hines a piece of shit for not standing by her man?
A little bit.
Yeah.
I think she's trying to have her cake and eat it too.
Marry into the political family and still be a part of Hollywood.
You can't do both.
Yeah.
Ooh.
That Kennedy dynasty is done, though, bro.
It's over, but it's still got the name.
It got the name, but it should have like Viacom.
Good name.
I mean, his name is Mid, bro.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I have to be hot.
I'm telling you, it's Viacom.
Can I be honest with you, son?
Can I be honest?
I used to be on the dating app, so I used to be on Rai.
I see a Kennedy pop up in there.
I'd be like, ooh, I'd like to take down one of these.
Wait, first name or last name?
Add to the history.
Let's go.
First name or last name?
What?
First name, Johnny.
Last name.
Yeah.
First name, John.
Nah, you see Kennedy pop.
You're like, oh, okay, that's an American, like, that's American royalty, if you will.
Did you ever get like a Rockefeller or a Rockefeller?
Did you ever get a Johnson and Johnson?
Nah, Johnson and John.
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That's too new.
Like, they're still balling.
I'm talking about like Vanderbilt.
Vanderbilt.
Now we're talking.
Rothschild.
Kennedy.
That's our people.
You know what I mean?
You see the name, you're like, ooh, it'd be nice to have one of them on the belt, right?
But then you see the way they look, and it's like, God damn, bro.
Y'all some ugly motherfuckers, bro.
I don't even think you get uglier when you're shot in your head.
Jesus.
Like, if there's a hole in your skull from a bullet, it makes sense.
I don't think you're ugly or something.
That's why RFK is so against the vaccine.
Why?
He's like, yo, fuck shots.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, real shot.
No more shots.
All right.
Shots haven't worked out well for my friend at all.
That's all you got to say.
Then we'd all be like, no, you're right.
That's a good ass point.
That's funny.
All right.
Can we talk about Peter Dinklish trying to not let any more dwarves?
Madam, yo, real talk.
Dinglish is upset because they're about to do a seven dwarves reboot, right?
And he's like, you're still telling that old tale.
Yeah, this was his.
This is part of his quote, I guess.
Take a step back and look at what you're doing there.
It makes no sense to me, he said, in about an hour into the 80-minute episode.
You're progressive in one way, and you're still making that fucking backward story about seven dwarves living in a cave together.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Yeah, that's a valid point, man.
He worshipped it like that.
But why?
Why is it backwards?
It's not real.
Yeah.
Like, that's their whole point.
They're trying to make all these new Disney princesses different, right?
They're not whatever.
They're modern.
They're like feminist, whatever.
And then the dwarves are still like, nah, put them fucking midgets in a tree.
Don't worry about that shit.
I'm making cookies or whatever you do for K.
So he's like, we want.
He's like, don't be progressive with the lead.
And then the seven dwarves are still the seven fucking.
Make the dwarves tall people.
Or not even tall people, just like a different spin on it, maybe.
In the same way that this is still a girl, a damsel in distress at the end of the day and all the different people.
Name a different spin.
They don't live together in the motherfucking tree, bro.
Maybe they all got their own apartments in the city.
You think that's his issue where they live?
Bro, they got to give issues where they live.
Professionals.
You know what I mean?
Maybe they're doctors.
The issue is that he's a midget.
He don't want no other midgets working besides him.
You can't say midget, bro.
That's like the N-word.
Midget.
Thank you, dude.
Midge.
He's a midget.
Yeah.
Dwarf.
Midget.
He's a midget.
He's a midget.
My midget.
My midget.
Okay.
Now.
So, yeah, I just, I don't know.
I think it's, I guess maybe he's upset.
Maybe he was offended by it when growing up.
Is it that offensive?
Like, I thought that they're pretty cool.
Don't they take care of her?
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
It's basically like the first queer eye.
Okay.
What's he mad about?
I think he's saying it's like a backwards story that like reinforces grumpy and dumpy and doofy and whatever.
I think that's the point.
Sleepy and dopey.
Like dopey means dumb.
Yeah.
What are you already a fucking midget and now you've dumb too?
You don't think they come in dumb?
Huh?
You don't think they come in dumb?
I'm saying they don't get that many roles.
Make them a little smarter.
Don't make them dopey no more.
Make him average intelligence.
Yeah, this is a cartoon.
You're lucky.
Why are you making the woman all progressive?
Say what?
Why are you making the woman all progressive?
Why is she progressive?
Unbelievable to me.
What is she?
When are the women progressive?
What is she?
Who?
What is she different?
Why is she progressive?
What's personal?
Why do we do that?
Belle and Beauty and the Beast progressive this time.
I'm not trying to be beholden to a man.
All that shit.
I'm sorry.
Akaj doesn't know what he's talking about.
Do you know if it's progressive?
I don't know if they're changing Snow White or what they're doing with her.
Of course, they're gonna dog.
So, they're not making Snow White Latina or something like that.
Well, they're saying to avoid reinforcing stereotypes from the original animated film, we're taking a different approach for these seven characters.
You might be just doing that.
I've been consulting with members of the dwarfism community.
Oh, that's a so that's what they're saying.
That's what they're saying and consulting them about what?
That sounded bad.
They're going to make sure that they're not reinforcing stereotypes.
I'm also assuming if you're a dwarf, what stereotypes do we have about dwarfs besides their live in trees, bro?
I don't believe that they live in trees.
They would be more comfortable there, certainly.
They would be.
They'd be more comfortable in a cave.
They'd be more comfortable in any space that has low ceilings.
They'd be more comfortable in New York City apartments.
No one ever talks about that.
Midget living in a fucking studio apartment in New York.
It's like a goddamn mansion.
Why don't we talk about that?
About that privilege, right?
About how you got double floor ceilings every single time you hop out of bed.
Doink?
You know, why don't we talk about that ever?
Nobody ever talks about that.
There are privileges as well.
If you're a dwarf living in America, you got made fun of your whole life.
Someone's like, oh, what's up, dopey?
And you're like, yo, I'm not dopey.
They go, hi, ho.
And you're like, really?
We're doing this still?
Yo, you references mad old man.
I don't know what these messages are white.
That's 1937.
Modern wrestlers.
You're embarrassing the box.
You've never seen Snow White in your whole life.
You seen that shit, old ass?
No, I didn't see Snow White.
Yo, they want to have Cosby play the motherfucker that kissed that girl.
That's what they got to do.
You want to really fucking.
Where are the dwarfs then?
I'm a black prince.
I'm a black prince.
Finally.
It's just Prince.
So, by the way, the new Snow White is Latina.
It is Latino.
Half Latina.
Half Colombian, half Polish.
See, half Colombian, half colour.
Oh, that's West Side Story?
She was in it, yeah.
Yeah.
You ain't seen that shit.
Stop it.
I saw her in it.
If he has a problem with dwarfs, just use leprechauns.
Yeah.
That's added to it, bro.
Just switch that show.
Yo, thank you, man.
Yo, dwarfs fucking all this shit.
Leprechaun's right over here getting no representation.
Exactly.
Real talk.
Leprechaun's about to step up and take that shit from the dwarfs.
Let's go.
I had enough.
Let's go.
I had enough.
He's about to call some jobs.
Leprechaun's been in the cut, waiting pacefully.
Pacefully.
Patiently.
Just on their fucking.
They play in the fucking.
What are they doing, bro?
What the hell is that, Abby?
All Leopard Guys play the flute.
No, that's Robin Hood.
That's bro.
That's Peter.
That's an Asian, bro.
Yeah, shut up.
Y'all don't know anything about instruments.
Old ass.
They all just play the flute, bro.
Yo, they all play in a flute.
Yo, so you don't mad stereotypes about dwarves.
That's why they're so pissed.
I don't know a single stereotype about a dwarf.
I know that they're small.
I know that they move fast.
They scurry.
I know that they can put on a backpack faster than you could blink your eyes.
Okay?
These are true things.
I know I've seen them go upstairs once.
Good wrestlers.
Say again.
Good wrestlers.
They absolutely are good wrestlers.
Good wrestlers, bro.
Real talk.
Have Hasbula play all them little dwarves, dog.
Yo, that would be fire.
Now, if it's seven wrestlers who happen to be living together as they try to go pro and midget MMA, triple MA, that's fire.
That's when you spin.
That's kind of cool.
MMMA.
There you go.
I like this.
I actually, I can't wait to see this movie.
But this is a weird thing about progressivism because they show up.
What are you doing about progressivism?
What is this?
What is it, Exactly?
Go, make your little nuanced ass point, Mark.
Make your little nuanced ass point.
This guy's a piece of shit.
You're a bad person.
You know what I mean?
You're a bad person.
You're a mean white guy.
He's a mean white guy, bro.
He's a mean white guy.
This is why I don't like white people anymore.
I thought you could slip that past the goalie, bro.
I thought you could slip that past the goalie, bro.
Come on.
I'm out here like the check dude with the helmet.
What's his huh?
What the fuck are you saying?
It's from old.
What's he called?
He's talking about Dance Dance Revolution or something.
No, no, it's the old.
He plays for the Czech team.
He got the helmet.
He got 10.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Three.
Damn.
Two.
One.
Sar.
Sar.
Bro, you got five seconds to save the bomb, bro.
Fuck.
You got to defuse the bomb, bro.
You got to defuse it.
What is his name?
Stop it.
You know what I'm fucking talking about.
Peter Check.
You know what I'm fucking talking about.
It's Peter Check.
Liberty.
Jimmy.
Yeah.
Peter Check.
You burned yourself.
Burn our rights.
He just said Check in five minutes.
I said Check.
Check dude with the helmet.
Yeah.
Hater.
He's from Chevrolet.
And his last name, Check?
Everyone's name Check.
I got the double up.
I got the double up.
Haters.
You know what I mean?
You said it guess a five-letter word, Peter.
Fuck.
All right, go, sons of bitches.
So where did you know?
Go to the little think piece.
They tried to ban Midget.
They tried to ban.
Put your little think piece on.
Well, what if?
They tried to ban dwarf tossing in the U.S. Dwarf?
Tossing.
Like when you'd throw a dwarf.
They used to do that down the block from my apartment.
Growing up, my dad didn't want to move into the neighborhood for that reason.
They would have dwarfs dress up in Velcro, and then you could drink, and then you could throw them against a Velcro wall.
And you were just a kid.
100% in the East Village.
You were just a kid at the time.
I was just a kid.
You were afraid you were going to get sucked up.
My dad didn't want to be part of that.
Yeah, they would have been like, look at this little dwarf on the body.
100%.
I'm just eight.
But here's the thing about lifting a dwarf.
They're like fucking kettlebells, dude.
Like, they look small, but they're dense.
They're dense.
They're dense, and you can't really toss them.
They're like iron.
They're like iron, dude.
They're very dense.
They're fucking dense.
And like, that's the thing about them.
Like, you throw them against a wall.
You can't throw them against drywall.
You should go straight through a fucking drywall.
100%, dude.
100%.
You can't play around with these people.
They also can't play Dance Dance Revolution.
They can use their hands.
They can use their hands and feet.
You let them use their hands and feet.
They go on all fours and you let them play.
Don't dance revolution.
That's actually Twister.
That's what they do.
Yeah, you let them go, Twister.
Okay, they tried to ban it, and then a bunch of people from the Dwarf Association were like, no, you can't ban it because this is my job.
Why are you trying to take me out of work?
That's what Dinklish is doing.
Yeah.
He's banning other dwarfs.
He's taking money out of dwarves' pockets.
You could argue.
You could argue when.
I'm arguing.
Can I ask you this serious question?
The pockets are not.
They have money in their pockets.
God damn it.
No, I was going, or is it at the end of a rainbow?
Oh, I like that.
Hey, that was good.
That was good.
That was good.
Damn it, dude.
Al, I thought you were going to fucking come with me on the leprechaun thing, dude.
I was fine.
He stole the...
He took your legs out.
Were the legs gone or were they just a little bit shy?
Are we bad people?
Yeah, no.
I don't think we're bad people for this.
We should donate.
Donate to whom?
The dwarf association that they talked about in the article.
No, you should just donate to dwarves.
Yo, who hates dwarves, bro?
Like, that's a cruel person.
Yeah, like, no one hates dwarves, but they don't get these jokes just like everybody else.
Yeah.
You don't think that they make jokes about us?
What would they say about you?
He's like, these tall people with big dicks.
Yeah, motherfuckers.
These dumb motherfuckers stepping and shit, not seeing it from a mile away.
Falling over, low, weak ass center of gravity.
High-ass center of gravity.
Fucking mound at the end of the horizon.
Bro, that's messy.
Yo, what do they do when it's like big snowstorms like this?
It's like the wall.
Somebody geodes outside.
It's like nothing.
They snowed in, son.
They snowed in.
What it is, bro.
You guys are fucked up.
It is what it is, though.
I fucked up.
Yeah, you guys are absolutely fucked up.
You're one to talk.
I can't believe you're making fun of the dwarves right now.
Why not?
Because you always wear their pants.
And that's very rude of you.
There's a dwarf right now with no pants on.
I got hot pants in, too.
These notes don't get hot.
They high.
They're high, bro.
They almost coming up from behind the socks.
I'm just a little higher.
I'm just a little higher.
Why did you remember the dwarf today?
Why'd you do this?
There's a dwarf in Midtown with no pants on.
If you want a 90s represent pants and pants, it's the 90s.
Nope.
And it was pretty good.
It was pretty good.
You stumbled out of it, bro.
But the idea was pretty good.
All right.
Well, I wasn't going to give it momentum.
I was waiting to see who they were, and they let you fly.
I know that fucking brost.
I wanted to.
I just can't.
I was like, come on.
Okay.
Are we in conclusion?
Anything else from this story?
No, I think we've solved it.
I think we solved it.
Yeah, I think that was actually pretty good.
Yo, we are advocates for dwarfism in the dwarfism community.
Yes.
And we take that role on.
I willingly take that role on.
Yeah.
Did we say anything offensive, though?
I don't think so.
We'll find out.
I don't think that we wouldn't say anything to their face.
Okay, guys.
Stop.
Please.
Come on.
There's maybe a dwarf listening.
We get Dingwich on the podcast.
We got a chair for him right here.
What if there's a dwarf listening right now?
And this is the only place they feel safe and the only place they feel you're right.
That's why you should feel safe.
You made these jokes just like everybody else.
Finally, he feels represented.
Not a bunch of people being fake polite to him.
Because they're worried about his feelings all day long.
Okay?
Like he hasn't heard these fucking jokes before.
And he's an amazing actor.
Who is?
Dingwich.
He is literally season two of Game of Thrones.
The best.
Is the greatest acting on any season of a show of any character in history?
I've said that on this podcast.
I'm not saying this is right now.
I believe that.
Yeah, he's incredible.
Yeah.
So he can get these jokes.
He can get these jokes.
Yeah.
Hey, we make fun of every celebrity.
You're no different.
You're a celebrity.
And you should walk like that.
Get made fun of like that.
You know what I mean?
Walk Paul.
Walk Paul.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're good guys.
Yeah, we're good guys.
We're the best guys.
We treat everybody the same.
Yeah.
That's what it's all about.
It just so happens that we're pieces of shit.
If we were good people, we'd treat everybody good.