Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - THROWBACK: Who’s Got the Fattest A$$ On Flagrant?  | Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
Aired: 2021-12-31
Duration: 16:11


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[00:00:25]  I did, I met Trey Songs.
[00:00:28]  I was doing the last ever spring break for MTV.
[00:00:31]  It was in Cancun.
[00:00:32]  The video?
[00:00:33]  I didn't notice his dick being that big.
[00:00:35]  In the trunks?
[00:00:36]  In the trunks.
[00:00:37]  And I feel like a dick that big, I would have definitely seen.
[00:00:41]  It's like the Mark's ass of dicks.
[00:00:46]  There was a moment in the next Brilliant Idiots episode, which came out yesterday, where Mark walks past the camera and Charlamagne, who is on Zoom, stops the podcast because all he saw was Mark's hair in a bun and then an ass and goes, hi, Schultz.
[00:01:06]  I see what you got working over there.
[00:01:08]  Okay.
[00:01:08]  Miami Studio's full, huh?
[00:01:11]  Bro, literally stops the podcast to comment on Mark's ass.
[00:01:15]  And then Mark walks back in full beard.
[00:01:18]  And then Charlotte has to realize.
[00:01:19]  Yeah.
[00:01:20]  Hey, yo.
[00:01:21]  Hey, yo.
[00:01:21]  The gay rumors might be true.
[00:01:24]  It's real out there.
[00:01:25]  But you got to stop a podcast like that.
[00:01:27]  You guys have an affinity for large asses.
[00:01:29]  That was one of the first things I noticed about Mark.
[00:01:31]  Is that he had a fatty gig?
[00:01:32]  I just noticed that.
[00:01:33]  He got that soccer ass.
[00:01:34]  Yeah, I got the thickums, bro.
[00:01:35]  Yeah, you got thickums and it's high set.
[00:01:37]  You got high set.
[00:01:38]  Yeah, I got high ass.
[00:01:39]  That's the thing, bro.
[00:01:40]  I got a little ass on me, but I have.
[00:01:43]  I do have a little ass on me.
[00:01:44]  Al, don't talk.
[00:01:45]  Don't talk.
[00:01:47]  Stop it.
[00:01:48]  He got hanging out.
[00:01:49]  Black dude ass is nothing.
[00:01:50]  Stop it.
[00:01:50]  You built like courtside Karen.
[00:01:55]  I got the lipstick.
[00:01:59]  This bitch built like a deep breath.
[00:02:04]  That shit is so good.
[00:02:07]  Yo, but for real, dude, Al, don't talk.
[00:02:09]  My ass, there is something I've noticed about my ass.
[00:02:11]  I don't know if I've shared this about you guys, but I have a high-set asshole.
[00:02:17]  How would we notice that?
[00:02:18]  I have a high-set asshole.
[00:02:19]  Whenever I shit, I always hit the back of the toilet wall.
[00:02:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:22]  Bank shot every single time.
[00:02:24]  Old school.
[00:02:26]  Tim Duncan.
[00:02:27]  That's what I'm doing.
[00:02:28]  This is a picture of Andrew's ass right now.
[00:02:30]  Nah, bro.
[00:02:31]  Don't stop that.
[00:02:31]  That's literally Al.
[00:02:32]  That's my balls, bro.
[00:02:34]  Is that front or back?
[00:02:35]  That's Andrew's ass right there.
[00:02:36]  Nah, dude.
[00:02:38]  I got the fatty, bro.
[00:02:40]  I got a fatty.
[00:02:41]  I got a fatter ass than you, Al.
[00:02:44]  My ass way fatty.
[00:02:45]  Hey, torque it out right now, Al.
[00:02:47]  It's not even close.
[00:02:49]  I bet you $20,000, my ass fatter than you are.
[00:02:52]  How do we prove it?
[00:02:53]  I'll take my ass out right now.
[00:02:55]  I'll take my whole ass out right now.
[00:02:57]  And I'll put it right next to your ass, and then we see who got more volume.
[00:03:01]  How we judging, though.
[00:03:02]  But if he shaves his ass, 75% of it is gone.
[00:03:04]  That's also true, but we're including hair.
[00:03:06]  It's like, we're not including hair, son.
[00:03:08]  Nah, we are.
[00:03:08]  I'm not an ass like Quest Love.
[00:03:10]  All right, fine.
[00:03:11]  Fine, fair enough.
[00:03:12]  Even without the hair, I definitely got fatter ass than you 100%.
[00:03:15]  100%.
[00:03:16]  You don't.
[00:03:16]  I'm telling you, I know this for a fact.
[00:03:17]  I've seen your ass.
[00:03:18]  I've seen you walk around.
[00:03:19]  You don't.
[00:03:20]  You don't have a great ass.
[00:03:21]  You don't.
[00:03:21]  Yeah, you don't.
[00:03:21]  For a black dude in particular?
[00:03:23]  Your ass looks like you're holding in a shit.
[00:03:26]  That's what your ass looks like.
[00:03:29]  Literally, bro.
[00:03:30]  I definitely have a fatter ass than you.
[00:03:32]  We'll figure out a way to judge this.
[00:03:34]  Doug can judge it, bro.
[00:03:35]  You got nicer chest.
[00:03:36]  You got nicer chest.
[00:03:37]  Okay.
[00:03:38]  I have way better lower half.
[00:03:41]  You got nicer upper.
[00:03:42]  I got way better lower.
[00:03:44]  It's not even close.
[00:03:46]  The legs?
[00:03:47]  The legs?
[00:03:48]  It's daddy long legs over here.
[00:03:50]  It's gazelle time.
[00:03:51]  You could enter Special Olympics right now, Al.
[00:03:54]  Right now.
[00:03:54]  We put him in a wheelchair.
[00:03:55]  I'll put you as a little person.
[00:03:57]  Shut up.
[00:03:59]  Fuck out of here.
[00:04:01]  Son, if I was just talking about it, if Al was in a wheelchair and someone just noticed him, like, go like, nobody would question.
[00:04:10]  Nobody would question that.
[00:04:11]  Yo, Al, don't ever put your ass up against mine, bro.
[00:04:15]  Yo, right.
[00:04:15]  Yo, literally, let's have an ass on it.
[00:04:17]  Right here in front of the camera, stand in front of the cam, and then let's see.
[00:04:20]  Whoever got her ass.
[00:04:22]  This is an audio podcast.
[00:04:23]  Al's not trying to keep delivering.
[00:04:25]  Let's go.
[00:04:27]  Al's looking scared in his eyes.
[00:04:29]  Al, it's.
[00:04:31]  All right, let's go.
[00:04:32]  I don't like it.
[00:04:34]  Come on, yo.
[00:04:35]  I don't like what's happening, bro.
[00:04:36]  I gotta show the fatty.
[00:04:37]  Yo, Dove, you judge for us, bro.
[00:04:39]  I can't look at Andrew's balls like this.
[00:04:40]  Oh, shit.
[00:04:41]  That shit is making me uncomfortable.
[00:04:43]  Wow.
[00:04:43]  Okay.
[00:04:44]  So, hey, Al, Andrew's at this.
[00:04:46]  It's only going to help you to pull down your pants.
[00:04:48]  Al refuses to take out his ass.
[00:04:52]  Yeah.
[00:04:54]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:58]  Wait.
[00:04:59]  Yo.
[00:05:00]  Al, take out your shirt.
[00:05:01]  I'm trying to help you here.
[00:05:03]  Wait.
[00:05:06]  Wait, hold on.
[00:05:07]  He's trying to make the underwear tighter.
[00:05:09]  Andrew is in pole position right now.
[00:05:10]  Always trying to make the underwear tighter and pull up his ass like that bitch.
[00:05:14]  Yo, Dub, who winning?
[00:05:16]  That's Andrew by a mile.
[00:05:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:19]  I'm sorry.
[00:05:20]  Al, wait.
[00:05:21]  Al, show us your front.
[00:05:23]  Show us your front because you got that.
[00:05:24]  You got it in front.
[00:05:26]  No, I mean the joke.
[00:05:27]  Yo, Dub, stop trying to make this game, son.
[00:05:30]  Did I get to son?
[00:05:31]  Stop 49?
[00:05:32]  Stay on that 49.
[00:05:33]  Hold on.
[00:05:34]  I'm just saying.
[00:05:34]  Right now, your boy undefeated.
[00:05:37]  Right now against Mark and honestly, I got a feeling about Mark.
[00:05:41]  Mark, I think if he takes the pants off, ass falls apart.
[00:05:44]  Faggy.
[00:05:45]  He likes them bitches.
[00:05:46]  He's a shower, not a grower.
[00:05:48]  Exactly.
[00:05:49]  That's it.
[00:05:49]  If I take this shit off, hold on.
[00:05:51]  Yo, Al, you're not even close to this.
[00:05:55]  Your boy got hang time, dog.
[00:05:57]  Bro, your ass look like dried ham.
[00:06:00]  You look like the Spanish ham, bro.
[00:06:04]  Look at this shit.
[00:06:05]  This shit is non-existent.
[00:06:07]  Yo, Andrew, Andrew got you, bro.
[00:06:09]  I'm packing.
[00:06:10]  He's packing.
[00:06:11]  Andrew got a little duck on him.
[00:06:13]  I'm lying.
[00:06:13]  Andrew got out.
[00:06:14]  I'm sorry, only fans, bro.
[00:06:17]  I'm sorry.
[00:06:18]  Only fans.
[00:06:18]  Nah, y'all lied.
[00:06:19]  Yo, sir.
[00:06:19]  Nah.
[00:06:21]  I'll about to start hitting these squats, bro.
[00:06:23]  We got to get out.
[00:06:24]  He's been doing the squats.
[00:06:25]  He doesn't know how to do them right.
[00:06:26]  I haven't.
[00:06:26]  You got to do the squats with your legs.
[00:06:28]  I haven't hit the squats with, bro.
[00:06:34]  You really didn't have the right underwear for you.
[00:06:35]  I didn't have the right underwear.
[00:06:36]  Everybody's wearing fucking tidy whiteys and shit.
[00:06:38]  Hey, you want to run it back next week?
[00:06:39]  You was wearing white.
[00:06:41]  Nah, I'll run it back.
[00:06:41]  White underwear.
[00:06:42]  Black is slimming.
[00:06:43]  You put the white on.
[00:06:45]  We run in his back.
[00:06:45]  No, no, no.
[00:06:47]  You might have only one ass cheek, bro.
[00:06:48]  You might have just a single check.
[00:06:49]  Bro, he don't have it.
[00:06:50]  Your shit is a dorsal thing.
[00:06:52]  How do you shit?
[00:06:54]  He has nuts.
[00:06:55]  Yeah, that's what you look like.
[00:06:56]  You got cone heads.
[00:06:57]  Your ass cheeks look like two cone heads, bro.
[00:06:59]  That's what it is.
[00:07:00]  Honestly.
[00:07:01]  Neither do I.
[00:07:02]  No, the movie.
[00:07:02]  Dan Ackroyd comes.
[00:07:04]  No, Okay.
[00:07:06]  That came to a point.
[00:07:07]  It stuck out very far.
[00:07:09]  Yeah.
[00:07:09]  What is that?
[00:07:09]  No, but it doesn't matter.
[00:07:11]  Point is, you got no ass.
[00:07:13]  And we need to have a conversation about that.
[00:07:17]  Yeah, this is an intervention.
[00:07:19]  We're going to have an intervention, bro.
[00:07:20]  You can't have a black-owned business and claim Puerto Rican and you got no ass.
[00:07:24]  That's crazy, actually.
[00:07:25]  That's an Wheezy?
[00:07:28]  Don't have it.
[00:07:28]  Ain't got no ass.
[00:07:29]  Whoa.
[00:07:31]  What the fuck?
[00:07:32]  Yo.
[00:07:33]  Yeah, studio.
[00:07:35]  I'm telling you, this is a problem, bro.
[00:07:37]  Yeah.
[00:07:38]  If I see you, I wouldn't want you to run my studio, bro.
[00:07:40]  If you had an ass like that, bro.
[00:07:41]  Because you're half-assing.
[00:07:43]  If I see you, half-ass.
[00:07:44]  Did you see that joke?
[00:07:47]  Mark out here with the fucking fortune cookie ball.
[00:07:50]  I know, right?
[00:07:52]  I'm a laughy taffy today, bro.
[00:07:54]  I got it.
[00:07:57]  Have all the dad jokes.
[00:07:59]  Yo, can we see?
[00:08:00]  Yo, can we see who got more hip fat?
[00:08:03]  You or Akash?
[00:08:04]  Oh, that's me for sure.
[00:08:05]  That's me for sure.
[00:08:07]  I got that hourglass sticker, bro.
[00:08:10]  Yo, Dove and Akash.
[00:08:11]  Go hip fat for Dove.
[00:08:13]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:14]  I got that.
[00:08:15]  Hold up, bro.
[00:08:15]  You know, I need to wear your tightest pair of underwear, and then I want to see what folds over.
[00:08:21]  Oh, do you know the muffin man?
[00:08:22]  Oh, we're about to have a little muffin off, baby.
[00:08:24]  Motherfuckers built like scones out there.
[00:08:27]  It's a banara bread.
[00:08:29]  Let's go.
[00:08:30]  Hey, come on, let's do it.
[00:08:31]  Nah, bro.
[00:08:32]  My shit, I won, dog.
[00:08:33]  You got some hang right here?
[00:08:34]  Oh, I got hanged.
[00:08:35]  Can we see it?
[00:08:36]  I got hanged, bro.
[00:08:38]  Whoa.
[00:08:40]  Oh, shit.
[00:08:41]  Hold on, dog.
[00:08:44]  Dove is stretching.
[00:08:45]  I know, and you still got it.
[00:08:47]  I got you, dog.
[00:08:48]  Both of you stand up next to each other and turn your back to the camera and then just pull up your shirts.
[00:08:52]  And we want to see who you are.
[00:08:53]  Oh, God, bro.
[00:08:54]  I'm the single one here.
[00:08:55]  Nope.
[00:08:56]  Come on, bro.
[00:08:57]  You out here smashing?
[00:08:58]  I just showed my no ass.
[00:09:00]  That is true.
[00:09:01]  We got the most horrible.
[00:09:02]  But you thought if Al knew he had no ass from the jump, he knew he don't have no ass, bro.
[00:09:07]  I just, I know I don't have ass.
[00:09:08]  I just thought it was bigger than his.
[00:09:11]  Honestly, I feel disrespected.
[00:09:13]  We've known each other for multiple years, and you haven't noticed that I'm packing fat.
[00:09:19]  Hey, hey.
[00:09:21]  And the reason you're disrespected by it is that I haven't looked at your ass.
[00:09:25]  I feel real disrespected.
[00:09:26]  You haven't noticed that I've been packing fat back here, dog.
[00:09:30]  This is a typical al though.
[00:09:31]  Remember when I broke the fence and literally the whole pole is bent in?
[00:09:34]  I didn't notice.
[00:09:34]  And he walks up and goes, oh, I'll fix it and thinks that he can go and bend the pole back.
[00:09:39]  I didn't put it.
[00:09:40]  You didn't bend it.
[00:09:41]  I bent it.
[00:09:41]  You didn't come close.
[00:09:42]  He thinks that he can do everything.
[00:09:43]  Al.
[00:09:44]  And I bent it.
[00:09:44]  Al, you did it.
[00:09:46]  He thinks he can beat white people in anything.
[00:09:47]  That's what it is.
[00:09:48]  Oh, that's what it is.
[00:09:50]  He thinks he can be white people.
[00:09:51]  He's white people in anything.
[00:09:53]  If a black person bent that pole, you don't think that he would try to be able to do that.
[00:09:56]  No, no, no.
[00:09:57]  Yeah, you got that.
[00:09:57]  Of course not, bro.
[00:09:58]  But the fact that you tried and you weren't strong enough, he thought he could do it.
[00:10:02]  Yep.
[00:10:02]  Wow.
[00:10:04]  Who do you think could win and snap a dick off with your butt cheeks challenge between you and a movie?
[00:10:12]  What do you think?
[00:10:14]  I got that shit, bro.
[00:10:16]  Yeah, but Al's is sharp.
[00:10:17]  Nah, no, no.
[00:10:18]  You got like bumpers and bowling.
[00:10:20]  That's what you look like.
[00:10:21]  Now, my ass is a cigar cutter.
[00:10:23]  You kidding me, bro.
[00:10:24]  You slide that shit in there.
[00:10:25]  Clip, clip.
[00:10:26]  Prove it.
[00:10:30]  Let's take this podcast to the next level.
[00:10:32]  Yeah.
[00:10:35]  Nah, for real.
[00:10:35]  I got a fake hunt for whoever's trying to cut this cigar, dog.
[00:10:42]  I got a fake hunt.
[00:10:44]  Button your pants dog.
[00:10:45]  It's just been underwater.
[00:10:46]  Yes, it's still down.
[00:10:47]  Oh, man.
[00:10:47]  It's just so much more comfy like this, bro.
[00:10:50]  You hit 37.
[00:10:51]  These skinny jeans ain't with it.
[00:10:52]  Duh.
[00:10:53]  Stop Googling lipo.
[00:10:55]  You and Akash are going to have a competition.
[00:10:59]  Okay.
[00:10:59]  And it's who got more hip fat.
[00:11:01]  Okay.
[00:11:02]  What do we call hip fat?
[00:11:03]  What's another name for handles?
[00:11:04]  Love handles.
[00:11:05]  Love handles.
[00:11:06]  Yeah.
[00:11:07]  Whoa.
[00:11:08]  Yeah.
[00:11:08]  I got that hourglass, bro.
[00:11:10]  Dude.
[00:11:10]  You feel like Scarlett Johansson out this bitch.
[00:11:12]  Yeah.
[00:11:13]  You might have more than an hour.
[00:11:14]  Yeah.
[00:11:15]  That's a day glass, bro.
[00:11:18]  I got a lunar calendar out this motherfucker.
[00:11:21]  Yeah, you every day around my fucking stomach.
[00:11:26]  Is Diwali on the lunar calendar?
[00:11:27]  Yeah.
[00:11:28]  All Indian holidays, all Hindu holidays.
[00:11:30]  Or around the lunar calendar?
[00:11:32]  Aren't you guys smart?
[00:11:34]  Why are you walking off the moon son?
[00:11:36]  The sun is right there.
[00:11:37]  You gotta be doing mad math to know the lunar calendar.
[00:11:40]  Shit is always different days.
[00:11:41]  What?
[00:11:42]  They don't line up.
[00:11:42]  Diwali's not gonna be the same day on this calendar next year.
[00:11:45]  I hate that.
[00:11:47]  I hate that.
[00:11:48]  I hate that move around shit, bro.
[00:11:51]  Yo, it's fun, though.
[00:11:52]  You don't know when it's coming.
[00:11:53]  I don't like it.
[00:11:53]  It's hard to plan.
[00:11:56]  You're a big planner?
[00:11:57]  Big.
[00:11:59]  Y'all, y'all figured out what you're going to do with your girl for Valentine's yet?
[00:12:03]  I didn't know Valentine's was coming up until you brought it up yesterday.
[00:12:05]  Son.
[00:12:09]  Got it?
[00:12:09]  I don't know.
[00:12:10]  We're working on it right now.
[00:12:12]  By the way, I mean, Dev and I are working on it.
[00:12:13]  You guys want to hire me to produce your Valentine's Day?
[00:12:16]  Because I'm just going to do it.
[00:12:16]  Honestly, he could do that.
[00:12:18]  Do you want to take my girl on Valentine's Day, though?
[00:12:19]  Because this might be easier, bro.
[00:12:21]  Holy shit.
[00:12:21]  That's a brilliant idea.
[00:12:22]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:12:23]  And I have to pay, right?
[00:12:24]  And I have to pay.
[00:12:25]  Bro, you just come at the end of the night.
[00:12:27]  You could offer a professional service.
[00:12:29]  Yeah.
[00:12:29]  That's that best date.
[00:12:31]  You hire a gay to take the girl out.
[00:12:35]  He's like a dog walker.
[00:12:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:12:37]  Yo, they're less and less.
[00:12:39]  Yo, come on.
[00:12:40]  Say we can't call our wives that.
[00:12:42]  That's crazy.
[00:12:43]  I love my dog.
[00:12:44]  Say what?
[00:12:44]  I love my dog.
[00:12:45]  Mark, you are crazy ass boys.
[00:12:48]  Wow.
[00:12:48]  Jesus.
[00:12:49]  Nah, that ain't getting cut out either.
[00:12:51]  No, we're keeping that one in.
[00:12:52]  You shouldn't cut it out.
[00:12:53]  Wow, motherfucker.
[00:12:57]  That's the thing.
[00:12:57]  White people let dogs kiss our mouths.
[00:12:59]  So I'm fine with that.
[00:13:00]  That's the one thing I gotta do.
[00:13:01]  He's trying.
[00:13:02]  He's trying to get it back, but he can't get it back.
[00:13:05]  You gotta take that one, bro.
[00:13:07]  You gotta take that one, dog.
[00:13:08]  That's foul.
[00:13:10]  You go do that on Valentine's, bro?
[00:13:12]  It's not Valentine's Day.
[00:13:12]  She's literally going to listen to this podcast Friday, and then you got one full day to get her back on her good side for you.
[00:13:19]  When do you think Valentine's is?
[00:13:21]  Yeah, you.
[00:13:21]  Ain't it this weekend?
[00:13:22]  No.
[00:13:24]  You get lunar calendar, bro.
[00:13:26]  You don't be knowing no way.
[00:13:27]  Is Valentine's on lunar?
[00:13:28]  Yeah, it is.
[00:13:30]  You think a what?
[00:13:33]  Is Valentine's on lunar?
[00:13:34]  Why does that shit be moving around?
[00:13:38]  I don't think it is.
[00:13:39]  Oh, it just moves around the day, not the date.
[00:13:41]  It's the same date.
[00:13:42]  That's how solar calendars work, dog.
[00:13:44]  Oh, shit.
[00:13:45]  Yeah, fucking solar calendar having an ass.
[00:13:47]  Yeah, fuck.
[00:13:48]  I'm a dumbass for that one.
[00:13:50]  I just know my girl's birthday is the same day as it.
[00:13:53]  Oh, that's so lit.
[00:13:54]  It is lit, but it's not.
[00:13:56]  Why?
[00:13:56]  Because I got to spend hella extra to do things.
[00:13:59]  Yeah, but it's the efficiency of it.
[00:14:00]  Yeah.
[00:14:01]  Yeah, but it's not exactly we can knock it out.
[00:14:03]  Do you have to do two dates?
[00:14:05]  No, but I got to go for it.
[00:14:06]  I got to go for extra, extra, extra.
[00:14:08]  Do you think one day?
[00:14:10]  Is she big on her birthday?
[00:14:11]  I got to go.
[00:14:12]  I'm going to have to do both days.
[00:14:13]  Do you have to do both or could you do like 1.75?
[00:14:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:16]  You don't have to go double.
[00:14:17]  I could do 1.75, but I think.
[00:14:19]  That's the thing.
[00:14:19]  You can slide on 1.75, I think.
[00:14:21]  And what we usually would do is like we'd go away or something like that, but we just went away.

=== Solar Calendar Confusion (01:46) ===

[00:14:25]  Yeah.
[00:14:25]  Here we go.
[00:14:26]  So we're away.
[00:14:26]  Yeah.
[00:14:27]  So we got to find something that's here.
[00:14:29]  Also, Corona and all that kind of shit.
[00:14:31]  But it is nice in that regard because you do one.
[00:14:33]  You don't care about Corona.
[00:14:34]  Sorry.
[00:14:35]  We have to take it.
[00:14:37]  Oh, you know, we got to be careful.
[00:14:39]  We got to take this seriously.
[00:14:40]  It's a global pandemic.
[00:14:42]  It's a global pandemic, Al.
[00:14:44]  It's highly contagious.
[00:14:45]  Mutated strain.
[00:14:46]  There's mutated strains.
[00:14:47]  It's very difficult to do, bro.
[00:14:49]  Okay.
[00:14:50]  We have to take this very seriously.
[00:14:51]  We do.
[00:14:52]  We do.
[00:14:52]  Okay.
[00:14:52]  No, I mean, it's just hard to travel.
[00:14:54]  These motherfuckers don't want to let you in their goddamn countries.
[00:14:56]  St. Bart's closed.
[00:14:58]  Damn.
[00:14:58]  I think it is wild that America not let in anywhere.
[00:15:01]  That shit feels away.
[00:15:03]  Yo, but you know how arrogant we are?
[00:15:05]  Yeah.
[00:15:05]  When we find out that news, we're like, what?
[00:15:07]  Yeah.
[00:15:08]  We can't go.
[00:15:09]  Yeah.
[00:15:09]  Why wouldn't you want us?
[00:15:11]  It is crazy.
[00:15:12]  I was like, fuck you, shit.
[00:15:13]  You can't come here.
[00:15:14]  Yo.
[00:15:15]  We like the Knicks.
[00:15:16]  We're like, wait, you don't want to.
[00:15:17]  Wait, you don't want to.
[00:15:18]  We're not good enough for you.
[00:15:20]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:15:20]  That hurt, bro.
[00:15:21]  That hurt when you said that.
[00:15:24]  I think we might have to keep that same energy with countries that don't let us in.
[00:15:27]  Yeah.
[00:15:28]  Like, you know, bullshit?
[00:15:29]  Even after it's done.
[00:15:30]  Canada can't come back here no more, yo.
[00:15:32]  Done.
[00:15:32]  Done.
[00:15:34]  No, uh-uh-uh.
[00:15:34]  No, Al thinking about the hood.
[00:15:37]  Hold the line.
[00:15:37]  Come on.
[00:15:38]  I understand the hoes.
[00:15:39]  Al likes his white bitches to speak patois or got to build the wall.
[00:15:43]  I should like to make those and I like the nice people.
[00:15:45]  Yo, Canada changed him.
[00:15:47]  When he found out there were white girls that could whine.
[00:15:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:15:52]  He said that exact sentence multiple times.
[00:15:54]  I just didn't know there were white women that could whine like that.
[00:15:56]  He's got nice people, man.
[00:15:57]  Just nice people.
[00:15:58]  Yeah, it's a good culture.
[00:15:59]  Yeah.
[00:16:00]  It's a good culture.
[00:16:01]  Strong people.
[00:16:01]  Nice people.
[00:16:02]  Kind people.
[00:16:03]  I agree.
[00:16:03]  They should be banned for 10 years from having a ton of people.
[00:16:07]  Decade.
[00:16:08]  Just put a little bit of Fear.