Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Travis Scott Nikes CANCELLED and Marilyn Manson is a MONSTER?
Aired: 2021-11-19
Duration: 26:54


=== Drunk Eddie and the Travis Movie (09:56) ===

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[00:00:25]  Nike postpones the release of the Travis Scott Air Max 1.
[00:00:28]  How do you feel about that?
[00:00:29]  I'm amazed it took this long.
[00:00:32]  Like, they just announced it yesterday.
[00:00:34]  Like, they really thought this shit was going to go away.
[00:00:36]  Yeah.
[00:00:36]  They were like, you know, let's just hold off for a week.
[00:00:38]  Let's see if people forget about it in eight days, and then we'll make a decision then.
[00:00:42]  Yes.
[00:00:43]  If you really gave, why wouldn't you just make this decision right away?
[00:00:45]  The nine-year-old kid had to die for you to be like, you know what?
[00:00:48]  Maybe we don't need to release these fire-ass shoes.
[00:00:51]  I mean, them shits are hot.
[00:00:52]  Those are the ones you were showing me yesterday.
[00:00:53]  Yeah.
[00:00:54]  No, it's a different pair.
[00:00:55]  Those are more fire.
[00:00:56]  Those are sick, right?
[00:00:57]  Yeah, they're sick.
[00:00:58]  Saying they're dope.
[00:00:59]  Undeniably.
[00:00:59]  Now, you can get them if you wanted to.
[00:01:01]  But how?
[00:01:02]  China?
[00:01:03]  Yeah.
[00:01:03]  We go right to China and get them.
[00:01:05]  Straight from the source.
[00:01:06]  Yeah.
[00:01:07]  Son.
[00:01:08]  The insanity that they thought they could release a running shoe eight days after a fucking stampede is insane.
[00:01:15]  What did those people need?
[00:01:16]  Yeah, air.
[00:01:19]  Air to the max.
[00:01:20]  They were suffocating.
[00:01:21]  They needed fun and they needed air.
[00:01:24]  There's no fucking way.
[00:01:25]  Now, this is going to be flying off shelves.
[00:01:26]  100%.
[00:01:27]  Oh, fuck.
[00:01:28]  Yeah, Travis, boy.
[00:01:30]  You think that Travis is actually going to lose some money?
[00:01:33]  I mean, yeah.
[00:01:35]  Can they sue him, though?
[00:01:36]  I don't think so.
[00:01:37]  It seems like all the legal shit, he's protected.
[00:01:39]  So then he'll just have to pay lawyer fees forever, so he'll lose money to the lawyers, but he's not going to have to pay out any of the people.
[00:01:45]  Yeah, I don't think so.
[00:01:46]  And Damien Lemon, I saw him for the first time in fucking years.
[00:01:50]  Whoa, I love Damien, man.
[00:01:51]  I saw him on stage yesterday, and he was saying he'd been clocking the price of Travis Scott's sneakers on StockX, hoping it would dip.
[00:01:57]  And it just hasn't.
[00:01:58]  So I don't think public support has really waned.
[00:02:00]  That's funny.
[00:02:01]  Yeah, it's really funny.
[00:02:03]  Yeah, Damien's great, man.
[00:02:04]  Everybody go check out Damian Lemon.
[00:02:05]  Miss Damien, do you know?
[00:02:06]  Have you seen everyone at every concert now, like, taking care of all the people that pass out?
[00:02:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:02:10]  All this cat.
[00:02:11]  Are you okay?
[00:02:11]  Is everything fine?
[00:02:12]  Are the cameras on me?
[00:02:13]  Are you okay?
[00:02:14]  Look at that girl right there.
[00:02:15]  Is she fine?
[00:02:16]  I've seen like 20 of them so far.
[00:02:18]  Yeah.
[00:02:19]  Every concert.
[00:02:20]  You have to now.
[00:02:20]  That's the norm.
[00:02:21]  I also, I kind of think it's good for Travis that this is happening because now people are realizing like, oh, people pass out of concerts all the time.
[00:02:27]  Yeah.
[00:02:28]  Like, Adele has one.
[00:02:30]  Like, all these people have them, but people are just like, wasn't she on stage for Adele?
[00:02:33]  The Adele one was, no, they probably choked on some food.
[00:02:38]  But that was funny more than Adele.
[00:02:40]  She's sneaky now.
[00:02:41]  Adele's skinny now.
[00:02:42]  She's back.
[00:02:43]  Her fans ain't.
[00:02:44]  Her fans ain't.
[00:02:46]  Fat fans?
[00:02:47]  I think so.
[00:02:48]  Really?
[00:02:49]  I think so.
[00:02:50]  I'm a fan.
[00:02:52]  You're on your way.
[00:02:53]  You're the exception that proves the rule.
[00:02:55]  Dude.
[00:02:55]  You're on your way.
[00:02:56]  God damn it.
[00:02:57]  Okay.
[00:02:59]  So wait.
[00:02:59]  So then people are going to go to these concerts and then we're going to have to hear the artist fake care.
[00:03:04]  Which, if you want attention from your favorite celebrity, pass out of their show.
[00:03:07]  Yeah.
[00:03:07]  That's the movie.
[00:03:08]  Go to the front and then just faint, just fall down.
[00:03:10]  Immediately you'll have an interaction with Beyonce.
[00:03:12]  They'll bring you on stage, give you water, fuck a pee in your mouth.
[00:03:16]  Who knows?
[00:03:17]  Anything could happen.
[00:03:18]  Maybe that's what that woman was doing when the guy passed out.
[00:03:20]  We're trying to revive him.
[00:03:21]  We got to get him on stage.
[00:03:23]  It's like we're out of smelling salts.
[00:03:26]  A cold bucket of water.
[00:03:28]  He's about to CP for sure.
[00:03:31]  Oh, man.
[00:03:31]  What?
[00:03:32]  In terms of liability, by the way, look, I'm just saying.
[00:03:37]  Smoke a little cushy, okay?
[00:03:39]  Get a little hit.
[00:03:41]  Actually, I want to get drunk.
[00:03:43]  Yes.
[00:03:43]  I need to get drunk.
[00:03:45]  I don't know why.
[00:03:46]  Hey, let's start it off.
[00:03:47]  Yeah.
[00:03:47]  Yeah, I'm sad.
[00:03:48]  I'm sad too.
[00:03:49]  Akash, stop it with your CBD smoke.
[00:03:52]  Which also, you never told us about the rest of the movie stuff.
[00:03:54]  What happened with the movie?
[00:03:56]  Like, have there been other interactions?
[00:03:57]  You haven't told us about it.
[00:03:58]  I spoke to Eddie finally for the first time.
[00:04:01]  Do you want to talk about the legal shit?
[00:04:02]  Yeah, talk about the legal shit.
[00:04:03]  That's all the legal shit.
[00:04:04]  Technically, technically, if you stop a nine-year-old Georgia, more Jewish?
[00:04:11]  Yeah.
[00:04:14]  Are you Chinese?
[00:04:20]  Oh, you're a chipmunk.
[00:04:21]  That's cute.
[00:04:22]  A cute little chipmunk is what he was.
[00:04:24]  That's what a Dove is.
[00:04:25]  Remember, Travis was also an organizer of the event, not just a performer.
[00:04:29]  A performer most likely wouldn't be held liable.
[00:04:31]  They can sue and all that.
[00:04:36]  Keep going, Dove.
[00:04:36]  Explain to the people.
[00:04:38]  You need to know.
[00:04:39]  Explain the legal framework.
[00:04:40]  Keep explaining.
[00:04:41]  Astro World.
[00:04:42]  As an organizer, they only have a certain limit on that liability insurance.
[00:04:46]  Keep explaining it.
[00:04:47]  Pearl Gem had a lot of trampling and deaths at one of their concerts, and they didn't suffer from it.
[00:04:53]  Keep explaining it, little douglas.
[00:04:56]  Keep explaining all your things.
[00:04:58]  My things?
[00:04:59]  You want to get drunk?
[00:05:00]  Huh?
[00:05:00]  Should we get drunk?
[00:05:01]  What are we doing?
[00:05:02]  Tequilla?
[00:05:03]  I just don't care about any of the topics.
[00:05:05]  So what I'm going to do is get drunk, and I'm going to make an absolute fool about myself, about myself, of myself.
[00:05:12]  What happened with you and Eddie?
[00:05:13]  Yeah, can you tell us more movies, though?
[00:05:14]  Because the last thing we heard was that you had the awkward thing with Eddie where he came to the circle, Jonah Hill roasted you, and you haven't really talked about it since.
[00:05:22]  Jonah's sweet, dude.
[00:05:24]  I'm going to keep it a buck.
[00:05:24]  Jonah's sweet.
[00:05:25]  Which I actually think he was roasting you because he knows your sensibility.
[00:05:28]  And that probably made you feel way more comfortable.
[00:05:30]  No, like, I think good intentions with him.
[00:05:34]  I mean, that's sincere.
[00:05:34]  Like, genuinely.
[00:05:35]  I think good execution.
[00:05:36]  Him making fun of you, I think, makes you feel.
[00:05:38]  That's your element.
[00:05:39]  Like, someone busting your balls is like.
[00:05:41]  It knocks some sense into you.
[00:05:42]  I feel normal.
[00:05:42]  Oh, that's a good point.
[00:05:43]  And he was able to read your state and be like, oh, yeah.
[00:05:46]  Maybe.
[00:05:47]  This guy needs to get told he's an idiot.
[00:05:48]  You're like, yeah, I am an idiot.
[00:05:50]  Who's an idiot?
[00:05:51]  Me.
[00:05:52]  I got a shit on his face for about five minutes, and then he'll laugh.
[00:05:56]  Yeah.
[00:05:57]  We were at the wedding scene, and Eddie was just kind of like standing there.
[00:06:01]  And I was sitting back, and then I don't know how it came up, but he asked me, he's like, are you a stand-up?
[00:06:05]  Or something like that.
[00:06:06]  Eddie did.
[00:06:07]  Yeah.
[00:06:08]  I was saying I was on the road or something like that.
[00:06:10]  I forget.
[00:06:10]  But not, I don't know.
[00:06:11]  He just asked me.
[00:06:12]  I don't know why.
[00:06:13]  No, he goes, are you a stand-up?
[00:06:15]  And I go, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:17]  And I go, in great part, due to you, right?
[00:06:21]  Wow.
[00:06:23]  And he goes, he goes, oh, cool.
[00:06:25]  And then I told him the first time I ever listened to stand-up was on a cassette, you know, with my father.
[00:06:30]  And he goes, I mean, I was like a kid.
[00:06:32]  I was listening to it on a cassette.
[00:06:33]  It was delirious.
[00:06:34]  And he goes, that must have been an eye-opening experience for you.
[00:06:39]  Like, just thinking about what he said.
[00:06:41]  The shit he said, the raw shit he said.
[00:06:42]  He's like, he's like nine years old or something.
[00:06:45]  And he was just really sweet.
[00:06:47]  And it was cool.
[00:06:48]  Really?
[00:06:48]  Yeah.
[00:06:49]  And I take back everything I said.
[00:06:50]  And making movies is fun.
[00:06:54]  And it was really just the rejection I felt from Eddie Murphy, my comedic hero, that made me not like the movie experience.
[00:07:00]  Oh, see, I thought you were working, though.
[00:07:01]  I thought you were right about movies.
[00:07:04]  I thought all these actors.
[00:07:06]  If you think $20 million were wrong, it's still a lot of time, dude.
[00:07:10]  It's still a lot of time.
[00:07:11]  But I will say this, and Jonah said something interesting.
[00:07:13]  He goes, like, something happens when you complete 70% of a movie where, like, you see the end, and then everybody gets this celebration euphoria before it's finished.
[00:07:27]  Like, it was so weird.
[00:07:28]  In this scene, like, everybody was kind of like having a good time.
[00:07:31]  We didn't have any lines, so maybe that's why it was all so easy.
[00:07:33]  But like, people having a good time, people in a good mood.
[00:07:36]  Like, everybody's, you know, selling stories, busting balls.
[00:07:38]  We're getting drunk.
[00:07:39]  You know, it was just fun.
[00:07:41]  So maybe there's something like that.
[00:07:43]  You're also shooting the finale of the movie.
[00:07:45]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:07:46]  I mean, well, we got to go back out now.
[00:07:47]  Yeah.
[00:07:48]  But this is like the last day, right?
[00:07:49]  It was a party.
[00:07:50]  This is going to be a party.
[00:07:51]  This is going to be a real-ass party.
[00:07:53]  You should, yo.
[00:07:54]  You should try to get Eddie on this podcast.
[00:07:56]  I know.
[00:07:56]  The rap party.
[00:07:57]  No, because he couldn't even tell Eddie in person, like, I've got the best stand-up show in the world right now.
[00:08:03]  And just you want to be humble.
[00:08:06]  You don't want to be humble.
[00:08:07]  Yes.
[00:08:07]  Listen to delirious on a cassette.
[00:08:12]  Bro.
[00:08:13]  Yo.
[00:08:13]  Yo, W right, bro.
[00:08:15]  You're right, bro.
[00:08:16]  Fuck Andrew.
[00:08:17]  You're not wrong.
[00:08:19]  You better go to him and say he's wanting to delirious the sequel.
[00:08:22]  Show up.
[00:08:28]  He's my hero.
[00:08:30]  And it was just such a beautiful thing we shared.
[00:08:32]  You sound like a nerdy Jew.
[00:08:34]  You nerdy Jew.
[00:08:36]  You're my hero, Mr. Murphy.
[00:08:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:39]  So, guys, having a father president in your life, let me explain.
[00:08:43]  Oh, I know what it's like.
[00:08:45]  And it ain't always great.
[00:08:52]  Oh, God.
[00:08:54]  When do we tell Akash we have no lighter in this entire studio?
[00:09:00]  He looks cool holding that button.
[00:09:01]  No, it's not going to be that light.
[00:09:02]  Oh, maybe that's all I needed.
[00:09:04]  Maybe you're right.
[00:09:05]  The fucking Jonah just to say.
[00:09:07]  I'm a stand-up.
[00:09:09]  I do some of the stand-up.
[00:09:10]  I did really say that.
[00:09:10]  I sounded like fucking Brian Regan.
[00:09:14]  I knew it.
[00:09:16]  I do stand-up a lot.
[00:09:18]  You know, it's like half-returned voice that he just acts out everybody.
[00:09:21]  K-A-T.
[00:09:22]  Cat.
[00:09:23]  Yeah.
[00:09:24]  Jermaine, Jackson.
[00:09:26]  What is that fucking joke?
[00:09:27]  He's so in his way that if he was like, where can I see your stuff?
[00:09:29]  And you were like, YouTube, he'd be like, this is my fucking stand-up.
[00:09:33]  He probably didn't have a Netflix real talk.
[00:09:36]  Nah, that guy's, it was fucking cool.
[00:09:38]  And who else was on the set that day, though?
[00:09:40]  Do you think he even knows where this movie is going to be?
[00:09:42]  Like, you think he's ever watched Netflix?
[00:09:44]  Who?
[00:09:45]  Eddie.
[00:09:46]  I think he just films the shit and he's like, where's this?
[00:09:47]  Not going to the movie?
[00:09:48]  All right, do whatever you got to do.
[00:09:50]  Just pay me.
[00:09:50]  Yeah.
[00:09:51]  Yeah.
[00:09:51]  That guy just got a cell phone.
[00:09:52]  Do you think he got Netflix?
[00:09:54]  No, but he likes him.
[00:09:55]  They did Dolomite with him.

=== The Mystery of Manson's Stand-Up (15:02) ===

[00:09:56]  Oh, no.
[00:09:57]  He knows Netflix.
[00:09:58]  He likes the Dolomite.
[00:09:59]  But he likes that thing.
[00:10:00]  He likes to do whatever he wants to do.
[00:10:02]  He definitely knows Netflix.
[00:10:04]  Right?
[00:10:05]  Yes.
[00:10:06]  Yes.
[00:10:07]  Maybe I've described him poorly.
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[00:11:22]  Join the motherfucking asshole army.
[00:11:24]  Peace.
[00:11:24]  What's up with Maryland, man?
[00:11:25]  Yeah.
[00:11:26]  My man is a wild boy, dude.
[00:11:28]  He used to lock his girlfriends in like a small room for hours on.
[00:11:32]  Allegedly, dude.
[00:11:32]  Allegedly.
[00:11:33]  When he called like the bad girls' room or something like that.
[00:11:36]  And then anytime he said they were misbehaving, and it would be like apparently the smallest transgressions, what they're saying.
[00:11:41]  He would just put you in the room and lock you in there for like hours.
[00:11:44]  And then one of his ex-girlfriends was saying, like, I didn't even fight him at a certain point because he really enjoyed me fighting.
[00:11:50]  So I just, you just have to like mentally check out and then just go on the room and then you're just trapped in this like small space.
[00:11:56]  It was the sound booth, the sound booth at his apartment.
[00:12:01]  He like took all the shit out of him and he was locked him in there.
[00:12:04]  Is this effective?
[00:12:05]  What's the like?
[00:12:08]  Did it work for him?
[00:12:09]  Like, what's the.
[00:12:10]  I mean, not now.
[00:12:10]  And now he's arrested.
[00:12:11]  Yeah, but in the time.
[00:12:13]  Yeah, I would.
[00:12:13]  I would, I mean, it would be big, but I would love to give my wife a soundproof.
[00:12:16]  Like, here you go.
[00:12:17]  Just go ahead and you handle what you got to handle.
[00:12:19]  The actual sound booth, but you would take the book.
[00:12:21]  I feel soundproofing in my head, if that works.
[00:12:23]  I mean, where I just block out words.
[00:12:24]  There's no internal booth.
[00:12:25]  Yeah, we'll just.
[00:12:26]  I mean, that's the decent thing to do as a man with a woman you love.
[00:12:30]  You build the soundproofing in here.
[00:12:32]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:12:32]  Yeah.
[00:12:33]  That's funny.
[00:12:34]  He was just too old.
[00:12:35]  Like, noise-canceling headphones came out.
[00:12:38]  Bro, the AirPods, AirPod Pros, changed the game.
[00:12:41]  Unreal.
[00:12:41]  It really changed the game.
[00:12:43]  Like, he was putting women in a little box.
[00:12:45]  Start arguing, just go, exactly.
[00:12:47]  Boom.
[00:12:48]  I'm in my own little box.
[00:12:49]  Yeah.
[00:12:49]  Yeah.
[00:12:49]  I don't need you.
[00:12:50]  That's fucked up that he did that shit.
[00:12:52]  Is that real, though?
[00:12:52]  That's coming out of this, dude.
[00:12:54]  Can I victim blame a little bit?
[00:12:56]  I know you're not supposed to victim blame, and I'm going to victim blame a little bit.
[00:12:58]  Apparently, when you walk into his apartment, it's decorated with blood on the walls, like porno magazine cutouts everywhere, swastikas, and then over the bed, spray painted, it says AIDS.
[00:13:10]  If a man got AIDS spray painted over his bed and you wittingly have sex with him ever, you a wild ass girl, though.
[00:13:17]  Yeah.
[00:13:18]  That's crazy.
[00:13:20]  Like, that's what they say in the same article.
[00:13:22]  So if you're alleging all this to be true, you're accepting all of it as true.
[00:13:26]  I mean, bitch, come on now.
[00:13:28]  You walk into that house and you walk out.
[00:13:30]  That shit is a major shit.
[00:13:31]  You're saying AIDS.
[00:13:32]  AIDS is what I saw.
[00:13:33]  What are you seeing?
[00:13:34]  No, I didn't Google it.
[00:13:36]  I'm just saying.
[00:13:36]  Look at the article I sent.
[00:13:38]  God.
[00:13:39]  AIDS?
[00:13:39]  Like, where was it?
[00:13:40]  Right there in the article I sent, Brad.
[00:13:43]  Putting AIDS.
[00:13:43]  He's hacky, dog.
[00:13:44]  He's a hack.
[00:13:45]  He's hacky.
[00:13:46]  I never got his shit.
[00:13:47]  He's wild hacky.
[00:13:48]  I never got his shit.
[00:13:49]  I was like, this guy's a hack.
[00:13:50]  Yeah, wait till Marilyn Manson does one video.
[00:13:52]  He's like, yo, why are y'all hating me?
[00:13:54]  Like, I just make music.
[00:13:55]  I do my other shit.
[00:13:56]  You're like, yo, honestly, I think we misjudged this Marilyn Manson.
[00:13:58]  We might have misjudged him.
[00:13:59]  I mean, a little Lucy Vert likes him.
[00:14:00]  He's probably a good guy.
[00:14:01]  Nah, dude, I just thought his shit was hack back in the day.
[00:14:04]  I never got it, yo.
[00:14:06]  I didn't get it.
[00:14:06]  I was like, okay, you got the makeup on.
[00:14:07]  You got like, you're showing your teeth in a weird way in this video.
[00:14:11]  Like, kind of singing, I guess.
[00:14:13]  Like, I just didn't get it.
[00:14:14]  I was like, what is the point of it?
[00:14:16]  Music sucked.
[00:14:16]  You're just weird.
[00:14:17]  Who are you speaking to?
[00:14:18]  I didn't understand it.
[00:14:19]  And then all these things, like, he has all this shocking stuff in his apartment.
[00:14:23]  Like, grow up, dude.
[00:14:24]  Yeah.
[00:14:24]  Like, you want to do that?
[00:14:26]  No.
[00:14:27]  On a Thursday, you want to wake up and see AIDS above your fucking bed.
[00:14:30]  It's crazy.
[00:14:31]  You don't want to just wake up.
[00:14:32]  You know, you're a little fucking exhausted.
[00:14:33]  You had a rough night.
[00:14:34]  You don't want to just wake up and be in a nice bed with some sheets and walk out and there's not blood all over your fucking walls.
[00:14:39]  Wouldn't that be nice?
[00:14:40]  Wouldn't that be nice, dude?
[00:14:42]  Stop acting like you don't like nice shit.
[00:14:44]  I'm tired of these motherfucking rock star dudes.
[00:14:45]  I guarantee he's got a house in like Malibu.
[00:14:47]  It's absolutely gorgeous.
[00:14:49]  He has like white couches and shit.
[00:14:51]  He doesn't put the makeup or lipstick on, so he doesn't stain anything.
[00:14:54]  This is fake, guaranteed.
[00:14:56]  Just whole.
[00:14:57]  Guaranteed fake.
[00:14:57]  I bet he has a house just to fuck these girls that is all decorated like that.
[00:15:00]  And then there's another one.
[00:15:01]  The persona is fake, yeah.
[00:15:03]  Yes.
[00:15:03]  He apparently admitted to having the room in a magazine interview in like 2012.
[00:15:07]  Of course.
[00:15:08]  It's too much.
[00:15:10]  It's too much.
[00:15:10]  Let's try hard.
[00:15:12]  He tries hard.
[00:15:13]  Yo, yo, I don't think this is natural for Marilyn Manson.
[00:15:17]  Call me crazy, but I don't think this is who he naturally is.
[00:15:22]  He wasn't born that way.
[00:15:23]  I don't think he was born this way.
[00:15:25]  Maybe his mom had AIDS.
[00:15:26]  That's what he saw every morning when he was in the womb.
[00:15:28]  He was like, oh, AIDS.
[00:15:29]  Maybe he was just trying to remind himself to help people.
[00:15:32]  Oh, yeah.
[00:15:33]  And then he threw more than one person.
[00:15:36]  Yeah.
[00:15:37]  And then the M fell off.
[00:15:38]  Oh, he was just like, oh, fuck.
[00:15:39]  Oh, he's telling the maids to come clean up the bed.
[00:15:43]  All the blood everywhere.
[00:15:45]  I need maids here.
[00:15:46]  There's pussy cutouts for magazines all over the place.
[00:15:48]  Can you please?
[00:15:49]  Someone tidy up, please.
[00:15:50]  For once in this book.
[00:15:52]  It'll take off the paint.
[00:15:53]  There's cobwebs everywhere that I put there.
[00:15:55]  Jeez.
[00:15:55]  Magazines.
[00:15:56]  The guy's cutting up magazines.
[00:15:58]  Isn't that fucking embarrassing?
[00:15:59]  Fucking boomer.
[00:16:00]  Yeah.
[00:16:00]  Explain to these fucking 19-year-old girls what a magazine is.
[00:16:04]  You took these pictures?
[00:16:05]  You downloaded this from a printer?
[00:16:07]  What's going on here?
[00:16:08]  Dude, what a hack, bro.
[00:16:10]  You cut that shit out.
[00:16:11]  You can exist.
[00:16:12]  Yeah, that's what he did.
[00:16:13]  But that's the whole point.
[00:16:15]  No, I'm just saying.
[00:16:16]  You can exist with that troll, like weirdo shit for a certain amount of time, but then eventually you gotta just retire.
[00:16:21]  If you're female fucking him in 2015, bitch, that's on you, bitch.
[00:16:27]  Yo, how are you fucking has been?
[00:16:29]  Yeah, you were in face paint as 55?
[00:16:31]  Bro, this was the guy's name, Gene Simmons.
[00:16:34]  Yeah, like he did it right.
[00:16:36]  He wore the face paint, did all the kiss shit, blah, blah, blah every once in a while, throw it back on.
[00:16:40]  Get a reality show, but he got a reality show and he was just a normal dad with normal fucking kids and a nice house with a couch.
[00:16:47]  That's way more interesting.
[00:16:48]  So much better.
[00:16:49]  And Marilyn Manson turned a corner.
[00:16:51]  Was like, yo, I'm actually kind of religious.
[00:16:52]  Like, I adopted a few kids.
[00:16:54]  Like, just started raising them.
[00:16:55]  Bro, we'd be like, wow, that's it.
[00:16:57]  If he just took off the makeup and he was just like, yeah, I had a wild time and it was cool.
[00:17:01]  Like, all people cut my hair.
[00:17:03]  Like, I don't wear the wake makeup anymore because I'm 60 years old.
[00:17:06]  Like, who gives a fuck?
[00:17:07]  Yeah.
[00:17:07]  And you're like, I banged every Rachel Wood.
[00:17:09]  She was really annoying.
[00:17:09]  So I put her in a box.
[00:17:10]  And then I died.
[00:17:11]  And I wrote AIDS on my ceiling and now I'm just a radio.
[00:17:14]  I was hoping she wouldn't fucking with her dad.
[00:17:15]  But AIDS on it.
[00:17:16]  Like, why would you fuck a guy with AIDS?
[00:17:17]  Speak of which, can someone let her out?
[00:17:18]  She's actually still in the box.
[00:17:20]  I definitely know where what girl gave him the idea of like, I should just lock this bitch in a soundproof booth.
[00:17:25]  Had to be that one.
[00:17:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:17:26]  Or Rose McGowan.
[00:17:28]  Oh, God, yo.
[00:17:29]  Come on.
[00:17:30]  He dates some annoying ass.
[00:17:31]  That's on you, fam.
[00:17:32]  That is on you.
[00:17:34]  You got horrible tastes, bro.
[00:17:35]  You got horrible tastes in these annoying ass girls, and that's why you want to put them in a goddamn box.
[00:17:39]  Get a cool girl.
[00:17:40]  You want to talk to her all the time.
[00:17:42]  Yeah, like you're the only one going through these issues.
[00:17:45]  Yeah.
[00:17:45]  But you need a wounded ass girl that is willing to date a you.
[00:17:49]  Yeah, 100%.
[00:17:50]  Like, you need a girl dumb enough to believe your shtick.
[00:17:53]  Yeah.
[00:17:53]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:17:54]  Like, you got to be a dumb girl to see Marilyn Manson go, he's so brave.
[00:17:59]  I have a thing for the Babaduke.
[00:18:00]  I'll date him.
[00:18:01]  Like, what the fuck?
[00:18:02]  Come on.
[00:18:03]  Like, how do you not see through that shit?
[00:18:05]  Yeah.
[00:18:05]  The beautiful.
[00:18:07]  The beautiful people.
[00:18:09]  Who?
[00:18:11]  Who are you talking about?
[00:18:12]  Who are these beautiful people?
[00:18:13]  Yeah, out the window, maybe?
[00:18:15]  Bro.
[00:18:16]  Nah, dude.
[00:18:17]  You got to be a loser to like this guy.
[00:18:19]  What is there to like?
[00:18:21]  Nothing.
[00:18:21]  What am I missing about this guy?
[00:18:23]  Oh, he's mysterious.
[00:18:25]  Live shows are crazy.
[00:18:27]  With this mystery.
[00:18:28]  The live shows are crazy.
[00:18:29]  You show up.
[00:18:30]  Don't you look at these mysterious motherfuckers as they get older and be like, you are a goofy.
[00:18:34]  Yeah, mystery solved.
[00:18:36]  You're a fucking dork.
[00:18:38]  You're a fucking dork.
[00:18:39]  What's that motherfucker's name?
[00:18:41]  Pirates of the Caribbean.
[00:18:42]  Johnny Depps.
[00:18:44]  Cut it out.
[00:18:46]  Bro, come on.
[00:18:47]  Cut it out with that shit.
[00:18:49]  Cut it the fuck out.
[00:18:50]  What?
[00:18:50]  Ever with scissor hands?
[00:18:51]  Say what?
[00:18:52]  What's wrong with everyone?
[00:18:52]  Because you require when you're young.
[00:18:53]  Yo, young and mysterious?
[00:18:55]  Fire, dog.
[00:18:55]  Yeah, but grow up.
[00:18:56]  Old and mysterious.
[00:18:57]  You gotta grow up, dog.
[00:18:58]  Nah, nah.
[00:18:59]  Don't be old and mysterious and still want people.
[00:19:00]  If you were old and mysterious, you gotta do it Brando style.
[00:19:03]  You gotta like go to your own island.
[00:19:05]  You gotta really check out.
[00:19:06]  You can't be old and mysterious and still want the limelight.
[00:19:09]  Because the thing about mystery is it can't want it, it can't want shine.
[00:19:14]  Too much light.
[00:19:16]  Too much light reveals the mystery.
[00:19:18]  Yeah, but you can't be mysterious with a 401k.
[00:19:20]  That's what you're saying.
[00:19:21]  I mean, like, you're upset about your fucking Tesla stock.
[00:19:24]  Yeah, you can't have investments.
[00:19:25]  You gotta be serious.
[00:19:28]  Or on an island.
[00:19:29]  Like, Brando is dead ass mysterious, but he was able to remove himself enough from us so we kept on asking.
[00:19:34]  We can't see that he had back pain every fucking morning.
[00:19:36]  Like, he's just tired all the time.
[00:19:38]  You're just like, oh, my God, my ankle hurts for no reason.
[00:19:41]  He got a root canal.
[00:19:42]  Yeah.
[00:19:42]  He's dealing with old man shit.
[00:19:44]  Yeah.
[00:19:45]  Right?
[00:19:45]  You know, Marilyn Manson deal with old man's shit.
[00:19:48]  I see him aging.
[00:19:50]  Yes.
[00:19:50]  It's embarrassing.
[00:19:51]  But like, physical old man shit.
[00:19:53]  Because when you're old, everything's already mysterious.
[00:19:55]  You know what I mean?
[00:19:56]  How long you're going to live?
[00:19:57]  Yeah, like I get a fucking finger in my ass once a week.
[00:20:00]  Like, I got to get prostate exams.
[00:20:01]  Like, your whole life's a mystery.
[00:20:03]  You don't need added mystery to yourself.
[00:20:04]  All that kinky shit becomes scientific.
[00:20:06]  Like, he had to beg Rose McGuire to finger his ass.
[00:20:09]  Now he's in the proctologist once a month, getting his shit dug out to make sure he doesn't have colon cancer and stuff like that.
[00:20:16]  Yeah.
[00:20:17]  Oh, it's so corny.
[00:20:18]  Yeah.
[00:20:19]  Being mysterious is a grown adult.
[00:20:21]  It's like.
[00:20:22]  So corny.
[00:20:23]  Yeah.
[00:20:23]  And you still need it.
[00:20:24]  He still puts the makeup on his old ass head.
[00:20:27]  Yeah.
[00:20:28]  Oh, that's a dope.
[00:20:30]  Probably it's a wig at this point.
[00:20:31]  Yo, son, that's a thing.
[00:20:32]  Wake up in the middle of the night, put on his hair.
[00:20:35]  Bitch come over for a booty call.
[00:20:36]  There's a shelf life to a character.
[00:20:38]  Yep.
[00:20:39]  And a shelf life if you're yourself.
[00:20:43]  There could be like, you know, people could wane in interest and there could be increases in that interest as well.
[00:20:48]  And they evolve with you.
[00:20:49]  Yes, but there's no shelf life.
[00:20:52]  But if you're a character, you outgrow the character as a fan.
[00:20:55]  People outgrow it.
[00:20:56]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:20:57]  As a fan, you outgrow the character.
[00:20:58]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:20:59]  I'm tired of.
[00:21:01]  You were 13 and you love Marilyn Manson when we, I think I was like in middle school when he came around.
[00:21:05]  You liked my man.
[00:21:06]  No, I did not.
[00:21:07]  Yeah, you just say you did.
[00:21:08]  You just said you liked Marilyn Manson.
[00:21:09]  Fucking dork.
[00:21:10]  Loser ass.
[00:21:11]  I love a nerd.
[00:21:12]  Yeah.
[00:21:13]  But the problem is when you get older, I used to dress in all black.
[00:21:15]  I used to wear nail polish like Mark.
[00:21:17]  I love nail polish.
[00:21:18]  I'm going to wear that shit.
[00:21:20]  I wear a nail polish.
[00:21:22]  Yeah, it's dope.
[00:21:23]  When you're young.
[00:21:24]  Did you wear a teardrop too as well?
[00:21:26]  No, I had, yeah, I would paint teardrops right here.
[00:21:31]  Wait, why?
[00:21:31]  Because the bitches would be asking me about them, and then they get fucked with their fat asses.
[00:21:36]  That's how you catch a hog.
[00:21:38]  Anything to get the girl to start the combo with him.
[00:21:41]  You know, I didn't like talking to these girls.
[00:21:43]  They got to talk to me.
[00:21:44]  But I had to do things to give them an excuse to talk to.
[00:21:46]  That was more embarrassing than mysterious.
[00:21:48]  You were talking to the girl.
[00:21:48]  Bro, you were Marilyn Manson.
[00:21:50]  It wasn't mysterious.
[00:21:51]  And then I grew out of it.
[00:21:52]  You grew out of it.
[00:21:53]  Grew out of mysterious hat.
[00:21:54]  No, for real.
[00:21:55]  I think you should do all that shit.
[00:21:57]  And the girl's like, oh, who'd you murder?
[00:21:58]  And you're like, this pussy and all that.
[00:22:01]  Alley Up.
[00:22:02]  No, but for real, that's what I always thought.
[00:22:05]  As a younger, as a youngin'.
[00:22:06]  It's like, I could go up to these girls and like introduce myself and do all that kind of shit.
[00:22:10]  Or I could just dress like Abraham Lincoln with gang tats and then be good.
[00:22:16]  That's much easier.
[00:22:17]  And even if you just having like that fucking look how it had that weird hat.
[00:22:22]  What was that fucking hat?
[00:22:23]  The Korean old ladies will wear it?
[00:22:24]  The one with the sequins.
[00:22:27]  Like it's not like a Floridian.
[00:22:29]  I know what you're talking about.
[00:22:30]  It's like the little bill in the front?
[00:22:31]  Little Bill.
[00:22:32]  Yeah, right a little bill, but the whole thing was like sequence.
[00:22:35]  But it didn't matter.
[00:22:35]  It was just like, I don't know.
[00:22:37]  I was kind of like analyzing these social interactions.
[00:22:39]  And I was like, okay, the beginning part is the toughest because people don't know what to say.
[00:22:44]  And if there's something to comment on, then...
[00:22:47]  Let's give them something to talk about.
[00:22:50]  Hey, I see you.
[00:22:51]  100%.
[00:22:52]  100%.
[00:22:53]  He read that book, The Game.
[00:22:55]  Yeah.
[00:22:55]  And he just really applied it to his life.
[00:22:57]  The original topic.
[00:22:58]  I actually thought that that book was really corny.
[00:23:00]  At first, I've read it and I was like, this is so fucking cool.
[00:23:03]  Like, wow, these guys figured out how to talk to girls.
[00:23:05]  And I realized, wait a minute, they're just saying the same line every time.
[00:23:09]  Little did I know that I would do that for a living many years later.
[00:23:12]  But like, they're just entertaining people with the same words.
[00:23:16]  But I thought it was corny because I was like, wait a minute, but I'm not getting this pussy off my merit.
[00:23:20]  Yeah.
[00:23:21]  Like, some other motherfucker has hacked this shit and they're telling me.
[00:23:23]  So I tried to understand what was going on in these interactions.
[00:23:27]  Wow.
[00:23:27]  You want to find your own little social hacking.
[00:23:29]  Yeah.
[00:23:29]  Yeah.
[00:23:30]  So, and I was just like.
[00:23:31]  You were writing bits.
[00:23:32]  I was writing bits.
[00:23:33]  But it was like, what is an easier way?
[00:23:36]  If a girl, even if a girl does like you, she might also be nervous in that moment.
[00:23:40]  So it's like finding things where she could also feel comfortable.
[00:23:42]  That's what I was doing with magic tricks, bro.
[00:23:44]  Yeah, that works too.
[00:23:45]  And it's like, you didn't fuck.
[00:23:47]  You just did the magic and then went home.
[00:23:49]  Yeah, I'm passionate about illusions.
[00:23:51]  Of course.
[00:23:52]  Passionate about illusions.
[00:23:53]  The illusion that you will fuck her.
[00:23:54]  Yeah, bro, you'd be kicking crazy games.
[00:23:57]  Yeah.
[00:23:57]  She'd be like, wait, wait, are you leaving?
[00:23:59]  Yeah, I'd be like, come back to my room, and I'd disappear.
[00:24:02]  And I'd be like, oh, where'd I go?
[00:24:03]  The greatest of tricks.
[00:24:05]  Yeah.
[00:24:06]  But yeah, but like, you don't know, you do that thing and it kind of loosens everything up.
[00:24:09]  And then you're already talking.
[00:24:10]  You're talking about something else and then it's done.
[00:24:12]  The most inauthentic part of stand-up and one of the great things about having an audience of people to come see you is the introduction.
[00:24:19]  I have to like trick people into thinking this is a normal thing to do, which is stand up in front of people and then talk.
[00:24:25]  I hated it.
[00:24:25]  In the same way that I hated just like walking up to a group of girls, like, hi, I'd like your pussy.
[00:24:29]  Because that's what I'm doing.
[00:24:31]  Hi, I like your pussy.
[00:24:32]  That's the honest thing.
[00:24:33]  Hi, I'd like to fuck your pussies.
[00:24:35]  You first, then maybe you, and then you, if you're willing.
[00:24:38]  But ideally here.
[00:24:39]  That is the authentic way to walk up to a group of women.
[00:24:42]  Yeah.
[00:24:42]  If you were going to be honest.
[00:24:44]  So I have to lie to you.
[00:24:45]  So instead of lying, why don't I put you in the position where you have to lie?
[00:24:50]  Right?
[00:24:51]  Yeah, I like your hat.
[00:24:52]  No, you don't.
[00:24:53]  You don't like my hat.
[00:24:54]  Hey, we're talking.
[00:24:54]  And you came up to me.
[00:24:55]  And now we're having fun.
[00:24:57]  But you want to talk.

=== Walking Past Girls in Clubs (01:54) ===

[00:24:59]  I don't know.
[00:25:00]  I just thought that was it.
[00:25:00]  Or like even in like the bar of the club, like positioning ourselves in a place where like the girls would walk by us.
[00:25:06]  Like in the girls' stall.
[00:25:08]  Yeah.
[00:25:09]  Like where the girls' bathroom.
[00:25:10]  Yeah.
[00:25:10]  You know, but like now.
[00:25:11]  You're trying to hand them napkins and shit while they're washing their hands.
[00:25:13]  I just start working there.
[00:25:15]  But I don't know.
[00:25:15]  You're just sitting in that part of the place.
[00:25:17]  And then the girls are walking by because they want to get to the bar.
[00:25:19]  They want to go to the dance floor.
[00:25:20]  And it's like, there's something that happens.
[00:25:21]  Like, even if you hit on a girl as she's walking by you, the fact that she's approaching you.
[00:25:27]  Yeah, how dare you walk by me and not say what's up?
[00:25:29]  Or like, like, she thinks she's talking to you.
[00:25:33]  Like, you came here.
[00:25:34]  There's something like her defenses are down.
[00:25:37]  Like, if somebody approaches you, the defense is going up.
[00:25:39]  Like, what the fuck is this guy?
[00:25:40]  How do we get them out of here?
[00:25:41]  Yeah.
[00:25:42]  You walk by me.
[00:25:43]  You walked into my space.
[00:25:44]  Yeah.
[00:25:45]  I don't know.
[00:25:46]  Do they have the bathroom attendance in girls' bathrooms?
[00:25:48]  They have to, right?
[00:25:49]  They must.
[00:25:50]  I've never thought about that.
[00:25:50]  I've never felt it.
[00:25:52]  I've never bothered asking.
[00:25:53]  Terrible.
[00:25:53]  What, listening to the guys shit all day and giving them mints?
[00:25:55]  No, girls is worse, dog.
[00:25:57]  Why?
[00:25:58]  It's just girls shitting all day, yo.
[00:26:00]  Fucking periods once a month.
[00:26:02]  At the club?
[00:26:03]  I don't think they're shitting at the club.
[00:26:04]  It's just peepees.
[00:26:05]  Yeah, it's just a peepee time.
[00:26:06]  You never shit at a club?
[00:26:08]  I mean, me, I'm different.
[00:26:09]  He's built different, bro.
[00:26:10]  I guarantee you, girls be shitting in that club.
[00:26:12]  Yeah, it's just peepee time.
[00:26:14]  Letting it rip.
[00:26:15]  There's a comic named Josh Johnson, and he has a funny bit about the, you know, that like hand dryer in the bathroom?
[00:26:23]  And he goes, where's that air come from?
[00:26:30]  That's funny.
[00:26:31]  Yeah.
[00:26:32]  Is that shit air that you're cleaning your fucking hands with?
[00:26:36]  And it might be, right?
[00:26:37]  I've heard they're like very unsanitary.
[00:26:41]  Those hand dryers.
[00:26:42]  Yeah.
[00:26:42]  If it's just recycling the air that's in there, I don't want that put on my hands.
[00:26:46]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:26:47]  Like directly all over my hands.
[00:26:49]  I thought that was a funny ass take.
[00:26:50]  Yeah.
[00:26:50]  Because you never even think about it, right?
[00:26:52]  You look at those machines all the goddamn time and everything