Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Obama’s Birthday Bash Get’s Messi Ft. Chris Distefano
Aired: 2021-08-10
Duration: 02:07:49


=== Welcome to Flagrant 2 (15:06) ===

[00:00:05]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:06]  This is Flagrant 2.
[00:00:08]  It is.
[00:00:10]  Is that how I usually start the podcast?
[00:00:12]  It's more like, what's up, everybody?
[00:00:14]  Welcome to Flagrant 2.
[00:00:15]  Okay, okay.
[00:00:16]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:16]  Welcome to Flagrant 2.
[00:00:18]  It's your boy Shultzy.
[00:00:19]  Ah, gosh, is not here, but we have something to represent him in spirit.
[00:00:22]  Yes, his new religion.
[00:00:24]  Hit it, Al.
[00:00:24]  Oh, you already hit it?
[00:00:26]  Brilliant.
[00:00:26]  Okay.
[00:00:27]  We also got Alex Media, Mark Gagnon, the Treffels in the building.
[00:00:31]  We even got Vol and Chifty in the background right there.
[00:00:34]  And listen, let's start.
[00:00:36]  We got a lot of things to talk about.
[00:00:37]  First of all, Charlotte, thank you so much for everybody who came out.
[00:00:39]  Charlotte's a dope city.
[00:00:41]  Y'all had fun in Charlotte.
[00:00:42]  It was amazing.
[00:00:42]  Yeah.
[00:00:43]  It was cool.
[00:00:43]  Yeah, it was good.
[00:00:44]  You know who's a funny stand-up comedian?
[00:00:46]  Tommy.
[00:00:47]  Ryan Davis.
[00:00:48]  Yeah.
[00:00:48]  Ryan Davis, who Al thought was Ha Ha Davis.
[00:00:54]  I won't put you on Mars.
[00:00:55]  No, you won't put it on.
[00:00:57]  You're actually gonna do that.
[00:00:59]  Do it there.
[00:01:00]  Hey, Mark.
[00:01:01]  He literally goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, yo, ha ha Davis.
[00:01:04]  He goes, he kind of looks like he gained a little weight or something like that.
[00:01:07]  I'm like, yo, this guy is wild.
[00:01:09]  That's what we're doing.
[00:01:09]  You're wild, bro.
[00:01:10]  That's what I'm doing.
[00:01:11]  It was you.
[00:01:12]  No, it was him.
[00:01:14]  I actually thought it was Val.
[00:01:16]  No, this motherfucker had a 20-minute conversation with him.
[00:01:19]  And then when he left the room, I was like, yo, who is that?
[00:01:20]  He's like, yo, that's Ha Ha Davis.
[00:01:22]  Son, I can't.
[00:01:22]  And I was like, oh, shit, that's Ha Davis.
[00:01:24]  I kept calling him.
[00:01:26]  I kept calling him Ha Ha.
[00:01:27]  He thought I was laughing.
[00:01:28]  Like, I'd be like, I'd ask him, I'd be like, ha ha, you want to do some time or whatever like that?
[00:01:35]  And then he would just be like, yeah, sure, I'll do it.
[00:01:37]  And then I realized it was actually.
[00:01:40]  You thought, obviously, I'm teasing.
[00:01:41]  I know the difference.
[00:01:42]  I'm a comedian, but you wouldn't.
[00:01:44]  You would.
[00:01:45]  You're really capturing.
[00:01:46]  You're a comedian.
[00:01:46]  You're really calm.
[00:01:48]  He thinks all comedians look alike.
[00:01:50]  He really does.
[00:01:51]  But the worst person was Vala because when he got on stage, he was like, yo, Earthquake is hilarious, son.
[00:01:56]  That's fucked up.
[00:01:57]  That is fucked up.
[00:01:58]  That is fucked up.
[00:02:00]  I expect Vala.
[00:02:01]  Vala was like, hamburger.
[00:02:03]  Seriously.
[00:02:04]  I'm like, Vala, come on.
[00:02:06]  You are catting right now.
[00:02:07]  Mark called him B. Simone, and I thought that that was the most disrespectful thing of everything.
[00:02:12]  When you said it was B. Simone, I thought that was too disrespectful.
[00:02:16]  Yes, you did.
[00:02:17]  I thought it was Leonardo Ooz.
[00:02:18]  That was too.
[00:02:20]  Oochy, shout out to Ooch, my fucking guy.
[00:02:24]  Nah, nah.
[00:02:24]  In all seriousness, there's a lot of guys who are on Instagram and they get famous for doing comedy on Instagram.
[00:02:30]  And then they try, and even girls as well, they try to translate that to the stage and it's not there.
[00:02:35]  Ryan Davis is a motherfucking stand-up comedian.
[00:02:39]  He's nice.
[00:02:39]  He is funny.
[00:02:40]  Funny.
[00:02:41]  Like, like structure, jokes, everything.
[00:02:44]  There's a lot of guys who have a lot of charisma, personality, and then they bring it to stage and it's not the same.
[00:02:49]  Stand-up is not the same than being funny on a podcast.
[00:02:51]  Stand-up is not the same as being just like funny, hanging in a group of friends.
[00:02:54]  It is a different fucking beast, a different skill set, different animal.
[00:02:58]  And Ryan Davis is funny.
[00:03:00]  And then we were bullying his ass.
[00:03:01]  We're like, just put out some fucking stand-up already.
[00:03:03]  Because he's in there like, yeah, these people don't know I do stand-up.
[00:03:06]  It's like, well, yeah.
[00:03:07]  You don't tell him you do stand-up.
[00:03:09]  You don't show them that you do the fucking stand-up.
[00:03:11]  But that kid is funny, man.
[00:03:13]  Shout out to Ryan, bro.
[00:03:14]  Shout out to Ryan.
[00:03:15]  That's funny.
[00:03:15]  And you were fucked up.
[00:03:16]  Dumb.
[00:03:17]  You were fucked up, son.
[00:03:18]  Nah, you are fucked up.
[00:03:20]  You fucked up, bro.
[00:03:21]  You are fucked up.
[00:03:22]  That's how you talk to him for 20 minutes.
[00:03:24]  You called him my bro Crawford, son.
[00:03:26]  Yo, yo, the disrespect.
[00:03:29]  Literally, there was a point where he was like, you were like, listen, I'm not trying to fan out or whatever, but like, I'm a huge fan of Breaking Band.
[00:03:34]  I just thought that you had some killing that shit.
[00:03:37]  And it was just disrespectful.
[00:03:38]  Some March young ass.
[00:03:39]  He was like, yo, the kings of comedy, son.
[00:03:42]  Mark is burning.
[00:03:44]  You call him Bernie.
[00:03:44]  Bernie's dead.
[00:03:45]  Bernie's been dead.
[00:03:47]  He said, I'm not scared of you.
[00:03:49]  That's Bernie Mac.
[00:03:50]  I just assumed.
[00:03:51]  No, but I do love that guy on the daily show.
[00:03:53]  He was sick.
[00:03:55]  On the daily.
[00:03:55]  What?
[00:03:56]  On the daily show.
[00:03:56]  Ryan Davis was.
[00:03:57]  Oh, he's on the daily show.
[00:03:58]  He's one of the correspondents?
[00:04:00]  Yo, my bad.
[00:04:01]  That is.
[00:04:01]  I don't know.
[00:04:02]  It's Roy Wood Jr.
[00:04:03]  Oh, I'm thinking of Roy Wood Jr.
[00:04:05]  I was thinking of Roy Wood.
[00:04:06]  That's what I feel.
[00:04:07]  I can talk about it.
[00:04:08]  More black people.
[00:04:08]  I don't know.
[00:04:09]  More black people.
[00:04:10]  Nah, Roy.
[00:04:10]  Fuck with Roy.
[00:04:11]  Roy's hilarious, too.
[00:04:12]  He's a funny motherfucker, dog.
[00:04:14]  But anyway, yeah, yo, go check out Ryan Davis, man.
[00:04:17]  For real.
[00:04:17]  And check out Ha Davis.
[00:04:18]  Check out all the Davis's, bro.
[00:04:20]  Real talk.
[00:04:20]  Shouts to the Davis.
[00:04:21]  Every comic we just said is fire, so you gotta check them out.
[00:04:24]  They really are.
[00:04:25]  Maybe not everyone, but a couple ducks, but we out here in the world.
[00:04:32]  Listen, like I said, Akash had to do a Sunday show, and then we had to record early.
[00:04:37]  This is not on Akash.
[00:04:39]  It's not Akash.
[00:04:41]  Keep doing that.
[00:04:42]  That is hilarious.
[00:04:43]  Just whatever you want, keep doing it.
[00:04:45]  And if you're listening right now, the people in the video are getting a different jokes.
[00:04:51]  It's like a memorial.
[00:04:52]  It's like he passed away.
[00:04:53]  I don't like this.
[00:04:54]  He didn't.
[00:04:54]  Not yet.
[00:04:54]  I think the plane landed.
[00:04:56]  But are you adjusting it?
[00:04:58]  We got to get one candy.
[00:05:01]  Oh, man.
[00:05:02]  Come on.
[00:05:03]  Damn, bro.
[00:05:05]  Look at that.
[00:05:05]  He's trying to kill him.
[00:05:06]  He's trying to kill them all.
[00:05:08]  That's disrespect.
[00:05:08]  That's super disrespectful.
[00:05:10]  I like how you're keeping it in the center wide cam as if we need to be in a center.
[00:05:14]  Oh, no, it's mainly on you.
[00:05:15]  It's namely on you.
[00:05:16]  But it's every spot in a while.
[00:05:17]  You gotta.
[00:05:19]  What does Akash got to say about this?
[00:05:23]  Yo, I think we need to do a little celebration.
[00:05:26]  Yes.
[00:05:27]  The boys.
[00:05:28]  Yep.
[00:05:28]  The boys and girls brought it home.
[00:05:30]  Yeah, you also, you need to apologize.
[00:05:32]  Uh-huh.
[00:05:33]  To whom.
[00:05:34]  Yeah.
[00:05:34]  Thank you for saying that.
[00:05:35]  You saw that nice grammar, son.
[00:05:37]  You saw that nice grammar?
[00:05:38]  To whom?
[00:05:39]  You threw the M on that bitch.
[00:05:40]  Threw the M on that bitch.
[00:05:41]  You didn't think so.
[00:05:44]  I didn't even know to do it.
[00:05:48]  You always add the M if it's after two.
[00:05:51]  Yeah.
[00:05:51]  Ah, yeah.
[00:05:53]  No, but you got to apologize, though, seriously.
[00:05:54]  Why?
[00:05:55]  To the women's basketball team.
[00:05:57]  What?
[00:05:57]  You've talked crazy shit about women's basketball in your time.
[00:06:00]  Is that true or false?
[00:06:01]  That's true.
[00:06:02]  It's not like they were playing men, Mark.
[00:06:06]  If they're playing men and they beat the men, I would apologize.
[00:06:09]  But they're playing women, Japanese women.
[00:06:11]  If there's one sport we should beat them at, where height is advantage.
[00:06:15]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:06:15]  Also, are they allowed to run full steps or did they just do the little pitter pattern?
[00:06:20]  When they're playing basketball, do they do the little pitter pattern?
[00:06:23]  Can they even do like between the legs a crossover with the little pitter pattern?
[00:06:27]  Just Lego motions.
[00:06:29]  Dude, do they walk in claymation?
[00:06:31]  Cool.
[00:06:32]  No, they're sling.
[00:06:33]  What?
[00:06:34]  They're sling.
[00:06:34]  What?
[00:06:35]  People move silently.
[00:06:36]  What?
[00:06:37]  What?
[00:06:37]  Oh, they are silent.
[00:06:38]  They're silent.
[00:06:38]  They're silent.
[00:06:40]  Yo, but their layup lines look like celebrity deathmatch, bro.
[00:06:42]  It's unbelievable, bro.
[00:06:43]  You got to watch the game.
[00:06:44]  Did you guys watch the game?
[00:06:45]  Nah.
[00:06:45]  Oh, dude.
[00:06:46]  It was amazing.
[00:06:47]  Wait, you didn't.
[00:06:49]  There's no way.
[00:06:50]  I did watch.
[00:06:51]  No, you didn't.
[00:06:51]  They thought Brittany Griner was a tentacle.
[00:06:53]  And then they just started inserting her to different parts of their body.
[00:06:56]  Sucking her dreadlocks?
[00:06:58]  The dreadlocks, they got so turned on.
[00:07:00]  They were just grabbing them, trying to jam them down their throats and stuff.
[00:07:02]  It was crazy.
[00:07:03]  And that's why we won gold.
[00:07:04]  That being said, who do I need to apologize to?
[00:07:06]  So you got potters of women's basketball in general and also women's volleyball and women's sports.
[00:07:10]  Nah.
[00:07:11]  Nah, I always said women's volleyball is more lit.
[00:07:14]  Than what?
[00:07:14]  Than the men's.
[00:07:15]  Wait, what?
[00:07:16]  Because they got the fatter dumpers.
[00:07:19]  Maybe they have.
[00:07:20]  They have fatter dumpers.
[00:07:20]  They do have fatter dumpers.
[00:07:22]  I actually don't know, though.
[00:07:22]  I think most guys on the volleyball team have bigger asses.
[00:07:25]  Nah, nah.
[00:07:26]  Which that is suspect of you.
[00:07:27]  You guys, if you were an ass guy, you just like the biggest ass, you don't let him point it out.
[00:07:32]  I know.
[00:07:34]  The beat.
[00:07:37]  The butt.
[00:07:38]  That's what the beat is.
[00:07:39]  No, but you guys, if you're in the ass and you want the biggest ass, that's suspect.
[00:07:43]  If you like tits, only girls, like the average girl is bigger tits than the average guy.
[00:07:47]  So if you like ass, if you like big ass, you should watch men's volleyball.
[00:07:51]  He's saying that we should just like the biggest asses.
[00:07:54]  What he doesn't realize is that women's asses are bigger than men's asses.
[00:07:56]  I don't think so.
[00:07:57]  I think on average, men have bigger asses.
[00:07:58]  Not even close.
[00:07:58]  No, don't.
[00:07:59]  Not even close.
[00:08:00]  Not even close.
[00:08:01]  Women have way fatter asses.
[00:08:03]  They need to have fatter asses sitting around all the time doing goddamn nothing for the last million years while men built this fucking society that we live in and flourish within.
[00:08:11]  Okay?
[00:08:12]  Yeah, I guess I'm biased.
[00:08:13]  All right, my fault.
[00:08:14]  Why?
[00:08:14]  Why are you biased?
[00:08:15]  Because I got the dumper.
[00:08:17]  Yeah, but you're a rarity, dude.
[00:08:19]  And you work on your legs.
[00:08:20]  You work on your quads.
[00:08:21]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:21]  Shouts to the guy.
[00:08:22]  Who's the guy that follows me?
[00:08:24]  Oh, Justin Mederos.
[00:08:25]  Yo, shouts to Dustin Medeiros, CrossFit champion.
[00:08:29]  Legend.
[00:08:29]  Congratulations, bro.
[00:08:30]  If you listen to Flagrant 2, follow Mark.
[00:08:33]  It will make his day, bro.
[00:08:34]  He will let you clap them cheeks he's bragging about right now.
[00:08:37]  He was so excited.
[00:08:38]  He's not fatty, man.
[00:08:39]  Yo, it is, yo, because Mark does CrossFit in every city that we go to.
[00:08:42]  Yeah, that's true around the world.
[00:08:43]  No loyalty, son.
[00:08:44]  What do you mean?
[00:08:45]  No loyalty to your local CrossFit team.
[00:08:46]  You're just handing them cheeks out everywhere we go.
[00:08:49]  Charlotte.
[00:08:50]  I got to spread the love.
[00:08:51]  Yeah, you are spread out.
[00:08:52]  I am.
[00:08:52]  I'm spreading it all over.
[00:08:56]  I'm spreading it.
[00:08:58]  Pull down shorts.
[00:09:00]  That's always wearing boxers out here.
[00:09:02]  And his dye meat looking precious.
[00:09:05]  Looking supple.
[00:09:06]  Yeah, real tall.
[00:09:07]  Looking massive and breathable, bro.
[00:09:08]  Yeah, yo, you are looking fucking breathable, dog.
[00:09:12]  Talking about people that are breathing.
[00:09:15]  Chifty, you guys know Chifty, who's been working, cutting up clips, getting that fucking TikTok going.
[00:09:20]  Oh, yeah, we're not supposed to say who runs a TikTok.
[00:09:22]  I run it.
[00:09:25]  Anyone that looks at TikTok knows that you're not running.
[00:09:28]  Chifty's on every single comment.
[00:09:30]  Everything's spelled correctly.
[00:09:31]  Like, it goes out consistently.
[00:09:33]  Boomer references or nothing.
[00:09:34]  No crying laughing emojis.
[00:09:36]  Exactly.
[00:09:36]  Just dead face.
[00:09:37]  Throw an F in the chat.
[00:09:49]  All right, let's start.
[00:09:49]  Let's start.
[00:09:50]  Let's start.
[00:09:51]  Okay.
[00:09:52]  So, but yo, Chifty is here.
[00:09:54]  Chifty's been working for us this summer.
[00:09:57]  Yo, I took him out yesterday.
[00:09:58]  Oh, word, how'd it go?
[00:09:59]  Three days ago.
[00:10:00]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:01]  You got drunk.
[00:10:02]  You got Mark drunk, Chifty Day.
[00:10:03]  Nah, nah, I wasn't drunk.
[00:10:04]  Nah, you were hungover the next day.
[00:10:06]  Mark said he quit drinking the next day, did he not?
[00:10:08]  Yeah, he did.
[00:10:09]  Yeah.
[00:10:09]  Yeah, but fuck you.
[00:10:10]  You took an 18-year-old boy out drinking.
[00:10:12]  Yeah, he was my DD.
[00:10:13]  He took care of me.
[00:10:14]  That's illegal.
[00:10:15]  What is the DD?
[00:10:16]  As a designated driver.
[00:10:18]  Designated dick or something like that.
[00:10:20]  Yeah, dude.
[00:10:20]  Did he just...
[00:10:21]  Yo, what's going on?
[00:10:22]  What is happening, bro?
[00:10:23]  Yeah, something's happening.
[00:10:25]  I went out with the boy.
[00:10:26]  I went out with him like this.
[00:10:27]  Something's going on.
[00:10:28]  That's on you.
[00:10:29]  That's on you.
[00:10:29]  If you like big asses, short shorts.
[00:10:32]  Who?
[00:10:33]  You got shorts.
[00:10:35]  Bro, he said he learned how to shampoo his hair recently.
[00:10:37]  No, that is true, actually.
[00:10:38]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:39]  Yo, this guy's hair does look a bad thing.
[00:10:42]  He looks amazing.
[00:10:43]  It's so weird.
[00:10:44]  Like, if you wash your hair, it looks better.
[00:10:45]  That's what a crazy concept.
[00:10:47]  Isn't that fucking absurd?
[00:10:48]  No, but I pulled it together.
[00:10:50]  Okay, so anyway, you guys go out.
[00:10:51]  Where'd you take him?
[00:10:52]  Just a dive bar.
[00:10:54]  I love how you describe it to me.
[00:10:56]  Snitch it out of the places who let an underage underage kids out.
[00:11:00]  He didn't drink.
[00:11:00]  He had exes on his hands.
[00:11:02]  I'm not going to let the intern drink, bro.
[00:11:04]  Wait, he didn't drink?
[00:11:05]  No.
[00:11:06]  I got him drunk.
[00:11:07]  Yeah, I did too.
[00:11:08]  I had him drink at Manetta Tavern, bro.
[00:11:11]  I had him in last slap with other black people getting.
[00:11:14]  Yo, that's so funny.
[00:11:15]  Because Al took him out the other night, right?
[00:11:17]  Then I take him out the next night, right?
[00:11:19]  So I take him to Manetta.
[00:11:20]  And I'm like, yo, I got to like, you know, this is a kid.
[00:11:24]  This kid is 18 years old.
[00:11:26]  Like, I got to show him things about life.
[00:11:27]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:29]  He's 18 years old.
[00:11:30]  Like, okay.
[00:11:30]  This is like my child, you know?
[00:11:32]  So I'm like, I'm asking things.
[00:11:33]  You're an awful dad, bro.
[00:11:34]  You guys have been there for 18 years of his life.
[00:11:37]  Come on, dude.
[00:11:38]  Comment, Al or no, no.
[00:11:41]  I was like, Al turned out, all right.
[00:11:48]  So, so I'm basically like, okay, we got to like, you know, I got to teach him certain things.
[00:11:52]  So I'm like asking him certain questions, like, do you know how to tip?
[00:11:55]  Like, like certain things that I don't know if he's learned yet.
[00:11:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:58]  And some people don't know how to do it.
[00:11:59]  This motherfucker don't know nothing.
[00:12:01]  He knows nothing.
[00:12:02]  Like, he was born yesterday.
[00:12:03]  He really was, bro.
[00:12:04]  Just eating fucking Chipotle.
[00:12:05]  He said, all I know how to do is eat Mexican food.
[00:12:07]  That's all I've had.
[00:12:08]  So I was like, all right, bet.
[00:12:08]  Let's order the muscles, right?
[00:12:10]  I put it on Instagram.
[00:12:11]  I smell it actual muscles, like the muscles in your body, like a fucking idiot.
[00:12:14]  And I try to go over the top and make fun of the people that are making fun of me.
[00:12:17]  Like, yeah, you're a dork if you make fun of me.
[00:12:19]  Like when I'm really just feeling insecure because I'm trying to impress an 18-year-old, I don't even know how to spell the fucking dish I just ordered.
[00:12:25]  Okay.
[00:12:26]  Reminds me when I was younger once I was on a date and I wanted to order the chicken pay yard.
[00:12:32]  You know that dish?
[00:12:33]  Pay yard or paliard or whatever like that?
[00:12:35]  I still don't know how to pronounce it.
[00:12:36]  Payard.
[00:12:36]  Pay yard.
[00:12:37]  Chicken payard.
[00:12:38]  So I'm sitting down across.
[00:12:39]  She orders and I go, oh, the chicken pally art.
[00:12:43]  And the waitress goes, what?
[00:12:46]  Oh, damn.
[00:12:48]  No, It was worse.
[00:12:50]  I just go, I'll have a grilled cheese, please.
[00:12:53]  I lost all confidence.
[00:12:56]  Chicken tenders are great.
[00:12:57]  Give me the shit I know how to pronounce.
[00:12:59]  It is over.
[00:13:02]  So, so I'm like, all right, let's get these muscles, bro.
[00:13:04]  I'm teaching them how to eat muscles, you know what I mean?
[00:13:06]  Dip it in a sauce of fries.
[00:13:08]  And I put it on like his first time eating muscles.
[00:13:10]  And all of a sudden, I get this DM from Al.
[00:13:13]  It's a response to the muscles video, and it's just a blue hat, right?
[00:13:18]  He's just saying, cat, right?
[00:13:20]  And I look at Chifty because Chifty has been looking at me all fucking dough-eyed and shit, just like, I've never had food like this before.
[00:13:26]  It feels like the blind side.
[00:13:27]  Every time you try it, it's over his eye.
[00:13:28]  It's so much fun going out.
[00:13:30]  He said, I never had to feel like this ago.
[00:13:31]  I go, what?
[00:13:31]  Cat?
[00:13:32]  I go, hold on.
[00:13:33]  Are you lying to me?
[00:13:34]  So that I like take care of you more.
[00:13:36]  So you took him out for muscles too?
[00:13:38]  Yeah.
[00:13:38]  You piece of shit.
[00:13:40]  Shifty is.
[00:13:41]  I'm not saying that.
[00:13:42]  How do you forget muscles and not before?
[00:13:44]  It's the same looking thing.
[00:13:45]  It's crustacean.
[00:13:47]  But, but whose muscles is better?
[00:13:51]  No.
[00:13:51]  No.
[00:13:52]  Shifty?
[00:13:53]  Shifty.
[00:13:54]  No, shifty.
[00:13:55]  I don't want to like.
[00:13:56]  Whose is better?
[00:13:58]  Whose is better?
[00:14:00]  So the fact that he's not saying is yours.
[00:14:02]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:14:03]  Because I know.
[00:14:03]  I damn.
[00:14:04]  I'm trying to say.
[00:14:06]  I damn trying to eat it.
[00:14:08]  It means that yours is better, which is fine.
[00:14:10]  I didn't make the fucking muscles.
[00:14:11]  Okay.
[00:14:12]  But then we also had a burger.
[00:14:13]  Did you take him for a burger?
[00:14:14]  He did have a burger on my spot.
[00:14:15]  Okay, which burger better?
[00:14:17]  It was really way better.
[00:14:18]  Way better.
[00:14:18]  But both are really good.
[00:14:20]  But ways better.
[00:14:21]  Yo, I'm eating muscles with me.
[00:14:23]  He was speaking all romantic.
[00:14:25]  He was speaking all romantically with my shit.
[00:14:27]  He's like, the other day I had a burger and it was like, it was like the taste was a sentence.
[00:14:31]  He goes, this burger is a whole paragraph.
[00:14:33]  I go, relax, Twilight.
[00:14:35]  This motherfucker.
[00:14:36]  I swear he's trolling us.
[00:14:38]  I swear it's a whole summer of trolling.
[00:14:42]  I think he's trolling us.
[00:14:44]  This is like tasting a paragraph.
[00:14:46]  I said, what did you just say?
[00:14:48]  Put a hot dog in your mouth.
[00:14:50]  The fuck did you just say?
[00:14:53]  What does that even mean?
[00:14:55]  I said, give me my TikTok back, you son of a bitch.
[00:14:58]  Did he eat the fries?
[00:14:59]  Did he just suck them, bro?
[00:15:00]  I swear.
[00:15:01]  Did he eat the burger?
[00:15:03]  Just suck the salt off.
[00:15:05]  I think he's trolling us real quick.
[00:15:06]  He is.
[00:15:06]  I think he's a major troll.
[00:15:07]  I've been having so much fun with this shit.
[00:15:09]  He is, motherfucker.
[00:15:10]  Who do you work for, bro?

=== The Burger Thief Story (14:55) ===

[00:15:11]  Yeah, you got to get your shit.
[00:15:12]  There's an agency.
[00:15:13]  He works for someone else.
[00:15:14]  Like, I don't know what it is.
[00:15:15]  Oh, fuck.
[00:15:15]  He's savvy.
[00:15:16]  He's a double agent.
[00:15:17]  He's a mold.
[00:15:17]  Double agent.
[00:15:18]  He's a double agent.
[00:15:18]  Right?
[00:15:19]  Like, shifty comes over.
[00:15:21]  All of a sudden, all the brilliant idiots gets deleted.
[00:15:23]  Oh, man, what's happening?
[00:15:24]  Wait a minute, stop capping for Miles.
[00:15:26]  This motherfucker's trying to take me off.
[00:15:28]  No.
[00:15:28]  Yes.
[00:15:30]  Oh, I know.
[00:15:34]  Miles, I'm fucking up.
[00:15:35]  Oh, you lose your credit card?
[00:15:36]  You lost your credit card.
[00:15:37]  I did lose my credit card.
[00:15:39]  Oh, shit.
[00:15:39]  And I paid for a TV.
[00:15:40]  It's weird, man.
[00:15:41]  It's crazy what's happening when Shifty gets over.
[00:15:43]  Can we talk about that?
[00:15:44]  Wait a second.
[00:15:46]  No, it gets better.
[00:15:47]  It gets better.
[00:15:48]  No, it doesn't.
[00:15:49]  Excuse me.
[00:15:49]  No, it doesn't.
[00:15:51]  No.
[00:15:52]  It does.
[00:15:54]  Ant!
[00:15:55]  No!
[00:15:59]  Hold on, no!
[00:16:03]  Let him spray, Mark!
[00:16:05]  Let him spray!
[00:16:06]  Oh, gosh, how do you feel about it?
[00:16:08]  How do you feel about this?
[00:16:14]  Bro, this story is so good.
[00:16:17]  I told him, no.
[00:16:18]  Let's tell him, let's tell him.
[00:16:19]  You tell him, you tell him.
[00:16:20]  Real talk, before we go to the story about your TVs and everybody at home listening, please let this go the way that I want it to go.
[00:16:28]  They bought TVs off the back of a truck and I told them not to fucking do it.
[00:16:32]  We'll be back to that story in one minute.
[00:16:34]  We just have to close up on Shifty.
[00:16:36]  So Chifty is definitely trolling us.
[00:16:39]  Yeah.
[00:16:39]  Yeah.
[00:16:39]  Okay.
[00:16:40]  100%.
[00:16:40]  100% trolling.
[00:16:41]  Chifty, you don't think you're trolling?
[00:16:43]  Okay.
[00:16:44]  No, I'm not.
[00:16:44]  Come sit down right here.
[00:16:46]  Move Akash's turban real quick.
[00:16:49]  You shouldn't be fucking scared.
[00:16:51]  You should be fucking scared.
[00:16:52]  You also got to say who you had the most fun with.
[00:16:53]  When you watched it.
[00:16:54]  You fucked up with me, too.
[00:16:55]  Oh, shit.
[00:16:57]  Hold on one second.
[00:16:57]  And I blame Mark for that.
[00:16:59]  Taking an underage kid drinking.
[00:17:01]  He didn't take care of me.
[00:17:02]  I wasn't drunk, though.
[00:17:03]  I was good.
[00:17:04]  Okay.
[00:17:04]  So you better blame being drunk for fucking dudes.
[00:17:06]  Okay, okay, relax.
[00:17:07]  Don't break the fucking mic, Sam.
[00:17:08]  Help him out.
[00:17:09]  Bend that shit over to the front a little bit.
[00:17:11]  Yep.
[00:17:11]  That bends forward towards you.
[00:17:13]  Just the top of it.
[00:17:13]  Young kids don't know how to do nothing.
[00:17:14]  Oh, you don't know how to use your computer.
[00:17:18]  Show him how to use technology.
[00:17:20]  Show him how to use technology.
[00:17:21]  Yeah, teach him how to do it.
[00:17:22]  Bro, he has a microphone at his desk outside.
[00:17:25]  He's fucking trolling us.
[00:17:27]  Yeah, he really is.
[00:17:27]  Antifa?
[00:17:28]  What?
[00:17:29]  Who is he with?
[00:17:30]  He's fucking Antifa, bro.
[00:17:32]  He's Antifa.
[00:17:33]  He's working with me.
[00:17:34]  Black Lives Matter.
[00:17:35]  Fuck with the Black Lives Matter.
[00:17:36]  Yeah, let's go.
[00:17:37]  He's trolling you with that.
[00:17:38]  I know.
[00:17:40]  There's quotes around it.
[00:17:41]  I think there's no first day he had Black Lives Matter.
[00:17:43]  What you had here?
[00:17:44]  Yeah, Pride thing.
[00:17:46]  He had a blue square.
[00:17:47]  He had everything.
[00:17:48]  You saw the movie Black Klansman?
[00:17:50]  Oh, dude.
[00:17:52]  Okay, so Chifty, who did you have the most fun with?
[00:17:55]  Yep.
[00:17:57]  I would say the coolest experience was with Al because I never did any of that stuff before.
[00:18:02]  The best food was with Red.
[00:18:03]  The best food was with me.
[00:18:04]  That's all I care about.
[00:18:05]  No food.
[00:18:06]  Best muscle was with his life.
[00:18:07]  But one muscle.
[00:18:08]  You have one muscle.
[00:18:09]  Ours was a little dry.
[00:18:11]  Explain the muscle thing because I feel like you're going to add something to this.
[00:18:13]  Best muscle of his life.
[00:18:15]  He called it muscles.
[00:18:16]  Yeah.
[00:18:16]  And then you said the first time you said clams or similar things.
[00:18:19]  No, no, I didn't say clams.
[00:18:21]  Where do you?
[00:18:24]  You don't even know he did.
[00:18:25]  Don't do that.
[00:18:25]  Don't do it.
[00:18:26]  That's what he could spell it.
[00:18:27]  That's how he could spell it because he thought he was.
[00:18:29]  I said moulet frites.
[00:18:31]  I said the way it was pronounced in French.
[00:18:33]  I was like, you're speaking French to the kid.
[00:18:34]  He doesn't even speak English.
[00:18:35]  So I said, no, I've never had that before.
[00:18:37]  He's really trying to wide and die this motherfucker.
[00:18:39]  He's like, yeah, bro.
[00:18:39]  I had to.
[00:18:42]  I had to pull the reservation at Manetta last minute.
[00:18:46]  It was real shit going on, okay?
[00:18:48]  He didn't call it muscles.
[00:18:49]  So I went, no, I've never had that before.
[00:18:51]  Then when they got to the table, I was like, fuck, these are muscles.
[00:18:53]  I feel like a piece of shit.
[00:18:54]  So then when you said the cap thing, I explained it.
[00:18:57]  And then I was like, I don't know.
[00:18:59]  He got the half salsa going up right now.
[00:19:01]  Yeah, he does that half salsa.
[00:19:02]  He's half marking it.
[00:19:03]  He's half marking it.
[00:19:04]  He's half marketing, bro.
[00:19:06]  Okay, okay, okay, okay, fair enough.
[00:19:08]  So you had the most fun with Alex.
[00:19:11]  You had the most delicious food with me, which is really all I care about.
[00:19:14]  He didn't.
[00:19:15]  You care about having the most fun.
[00:19:16]  You care about vibes.
[00:19:17]  But he had the best food with me.
[00:19:18]  His was the vibiest.
[00:19:19]  That's what he said.
[00:19:20]  Burger.
[00:19:20]  Son, son.
[00:19:21]  Son, you said burgers.
[00:19:22]  Disrespect American cuisine.
[00:19:23]  You're disrespecting American cuisine right now.
[00:19:25]  What you said, that was super disrespectful.
[00:19:27]  The boys, we lost a lot of boys to fight for them burgers.
[00:19:31]  That burger was a pair of rocks, bro.
[00:19:32]  That was a whole book, dude.
[00:19:34]  It was a whole fucking book.
[00:19:35]  What did you say?
[00:19:36]  I just repeated it.
[00:19:37]  I didn't know what you really said.
[00:19:38]  Mark is saying the N-word and not just uncle signed that shit for a second.
[00:19:42]  What the fuck we say it out here, Mark?
[00:19:44]  Okay, go.
[00:19:45]  All right.
[00:19:45]  So explain the ranking again.
[00:19:47]  Okay, so best food with me, which is what I wanted.
[00:19:50]  Best vibes, fam.
[00:19:51]  Stop.
[00:19:52]  Stop.
[00:19:53]  Stupid.
[00:19:53]  No.
[00:19:54]  I'm not giving you that.
[00:19:55]  I'm not giving what okay.
[00:19:58]  Did he?
[00:19:59]  I don't know how to wide and dime my bitch, huh?
[00:20:02]  Do you know how to wide and clothes?
[00:20:05]  I could have.
[00:20:06]  I could have.
[00:20:07]  I didn't even close.
[00:20:07]  I dropped him off like a little guy clothes for sure.
[00:20:09]  I dropped him off like a gentleman.
[00:20:10]  Nah, nah, no.
[00:20:11]  Did you try to put him in an Uber or something?
[00:20:14]  This guy, a real piece of shit.
[00:20:15]  He made you have Brooklyn muscles, muscles in Brooklyn.
[00:20:17]  No, no, no.
[00:20:19]  They take him off the boat.
[00:20:19]  They take him off the boat.
[00:20:20]  The Brooklyn ones, bro.
[00:20:21]  Where'd you go?
[00:20:22]  Where'd you go?
[00:20:22]  I don't know where we were.
[00:20:24]  Lucien.
[00:20:25]  Okay.
[00:20:25]  Yeah, Juan and Don.
[00:20:26]  Yeah, real gentlemen.
[00:20:27]  Anyway, so just absolute bescrush.
[00:20:30]  I took him to one of the best restaurants in the city.
[00:20:31]  Okay.
[00:20:32]  It's not a big deal.
[00:20:33]  Not a fucking big deal.
[00:20:34]  All right.
[00:20:35]  The muscles were a little drier, okay, than they should be.
[00:20:37]  They should have had more sauce.
[00:20:38]  There was a little, okay, and I agree.
[00:20:40]  I said the same thing.
[00:20:41]  That being said, the whole meal that I provided, I gave you both of those burgers.
[00:20:45]  It's a very different game.
[00:20:46]  He gave you some nonsense bullshit.
[00:20:48]  It's very different.
[00:20:48]  Actually, that is one thing he said to me.
[00:20:50]  You said this to me in confidence.
[00:20:51]  The next day, he goes, I didn't know you could spend that much money on food.
[00:20:54]  Yeah.
[00:20:54]  That's what he said.
[00:20:55]  He said that shit was unbelievable.
[00:20:57]  Yeah, you can.
[00:20:58]  You can't.
[00:20:59]  You can do that.
[00:21:00]  Okay.
[00:21:01]  You can't, actually.
[00:21:02]  I can't.
[00:21:03]  Okay.
[00:21:04]  I can spend that much money on food.
[00:21:06]  I won food.
[00:21:07]  You won vibes.
[00:21:08]  Whatever.
[00:21:08]  Actually, I'll be honest.
[00:21:09]  I think my vibes were better than Al's Vox.
[00:21:10]  Okay.
[00:21:11]  Now, now.
[00:21:11]  I was going to just about to give you a break.
[00:21:13]  Honestly, now your vibes are better than Al's Vox.
[00:21:15]  He has to say that.
[00:21:16]  He's got a BLM fucking bracelet on.
[00:21:17]  Like, he has to say he had more fun with you.
[00:21:19]  Volla, did he not say that was the best burger he ever had in his life?
[00:21:22]  But that was before I had his burger.
[00:21:23]  Oh!
[00:21:24]  Yo, shit!
[00:21:26]  Damn, I'm fucking breaked up right now when he's okay.
[00:21:31]  But my muscles is better.
[00:21:32]  Also, two different burgers.
[00:21:33]  Yeah, two different.
[00:21:33]  Anyway, thank you.
[00:21:34]  Two best burgers you ever had in your fucking life.
[00:21:36]  You're down to three.
[00:21:36]  You're in the fucking bronze metal game, okay?
[00:21:38]  Now, then Mark does something with you that he gets really intoxicated.
[00:21:42]  Yeah, it was very fun watching him get that drunk.
[00:21:45]  So was that the most fun?
[00:21:46]  Yeah, you were so fucked up.
[00:21:47]  No, he was having fun laughing at you.
[00:21:49]  Hold on.
[00:21:49]  So you actually won vibes, so I lost everything.
[00:21:53]  No.
[00:21:55]  Nah, you lost everything.
[00:21:56]  No, because he took me out twice.
[00:21:57]  So it's been like really cool.
[00:21:59]  Damn, you're trying hard.
[00:22:00]  Oh, yeah.
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[00:23:04]  Um okay, so so Chifty's been here.
[00:23:06]  He's been working with us.
[00:23:08]  Uh, you guys heard the story and it wasn't cat.
[00:23:10]  People thought I made up this story about you at HOME Depot.
[00:23:12]  It's not.
[00:23:13]  Have you spoken to your manager at HOME Depot since?
[00:23:15]  No no, not at all, definitely not okay.
[00:23:17]  And he definitely did work at HOME Depot because he helped me hang on my tv yesterday a one, and it was good, and we're gonna get back to those tvs in a second and I just cannot wait for it.
[00:23:25]  So I just cannot wait, okay.
[00:23:29]  So, so you're working and your HOME Depot manager, while you're working there, says what do you want to do after this?
[00:23:34]  Like, what is your goal?
[00:23:35]  Right, and you're like, I want to go work for Schultz Studios.
[00:23:38]  So I, the first day I was there, he was basically like, you need my shift was from seven to eleven every.
[00:23:46]  No, it was from seven to people don't care 11 yeah yeah, And he was trying to pressure me into staying till like 3 a.m.
[00:23:53]  Every day.
[00:23:54]  And I said, no, I want to, I have stuff.
[00:23:56]  He's like, what the fuck do you have to do?
[00:23:58]  And I was like, well, I have to go edit.
[00:23:59]  And he was like, what is that ever going to do for you?
[00:24:01]  Like, ever.
[00:24:02]  And I was like, oh, he's like, long term, what do you want to do?
[00:24:04]  And I was like, well, I'm like in this editing competition and I really want this to work out.
[00:24:09]  You know, they worked with like Netflix and I think it'd be like really, really cool.
[00:24:12]  And he was like, yeah, whatever.
[00:24:15]  And then it was just really cool, like a month later to be like, oh, I'm quitting.
[00:24:19]  And he was like, why?
[00:24:19]  And I was like, because I got, I got the job.
[00:24:22]  And then he was like, oh, whatever.
[00:24:25]  He was kind of salty at first.
[00:24:26]  And then right before I was going to leave, he was like, man, I'm really happy for you.
[00:24:29]  Oh, that's sweet.
[00:24:30]  I wish he didn't say that.
[00:24:31]  We were going to trash him right now.
[00:24:33]  Okay.
[00:24:33]  So then you win this opportunity.
[00:24:36]  You come here.
[00:24:36]  You're working here for July and August, right?
[00:24:39]  Doing an absolutely great job.
[00:24:40]  Everybody go check out Chifty's work.
[00:24:42]  He's been helping us with the clips and everything.
[00:24:44]  And we just wanted to officially tell you that you've been offered a full-time position here at Schultz Studios.
[00:24:49]  So if you'd like to accept it.
[00:24:56]  Guys.
[00:25:03]  So, what do you think?
[00:25:04]  Of course.
[00:25:06]  Let's go.
[00:25:06]  WZ.
[00:25:09]  You almost fucked up, son, because if you said his burger was better, I wouldn't have offered it.
[00:25:13]  But you would have got a job at Alex Media's.
[00:25:16]  WZ fucked up with me.
[00:25:19]  Good.
[00:25:19]  It's like, yeah, you can fuck up all his shit.
[00:25:21]  Anyway, we just want to welcome you to the team.
[00:25:23]  Everybody, asshole army.
[00:25:24]  Welcome, Chifty, to the team.
[00:25:26]  He's on board.
[00:25:27]  You know, we'll work everything out.
[00:25:29]  Just bedbugs and ants now.
[00:25:30]  Say again?
[00:25:30]  Just bedbugs and ants.
[00:25:32]  Don't bring the bed bugs into the studio, Frank.
[00:25:34]  Get out.
[00:25:35]  Get out of here.
[00:25:36]  Get out of here.
[00:25:37]  Get out.
[00:25:38]  No, no, no.
[00:25:39]  I don't know what you're doing.
[00:25:40]  You were in my apartment yesterday.
[00:25:42]  Oh, yeah.
[00:25:42]  Put Oxy.
[00:25:44]  I would be so healthy.
[00:25:45]  All the new furniture.
[00:25:47]  All the new furniture that he got.
[00:25:49]  Everything of new furniture that he got is now useless.
[00:25:53]  He's got to throw it off.
[00:25:56]  Oh, this is good.
[00:25:57]  Oh, that's so good.
[00:25:58]  I'll get the mic.
[00:25:59]  I'll fix the mic.
[00:26:00]  Mark will fix the mic.
[00:26:01]  Where is mark every place that he sits, though?
[00:26:04]  Say again.
[00:26:05]  Mark every place that he sits.
[00:26:08]  I feel bad that Volla didn't get his official announcement to the team, but he didn't have a cool origin story like Tifty.
[00:26:14]  You know, it's always great when you...
[00:26:15]  You're just an immigrant.
[00:26:15]  Yeah, you're just an immigrant.
[00:26:16]  Yeah, you just survived a war in Pakistan.
[00:26:18]  Who cares, bro?
[00:26:19]  That shit is boring.
[00:26:22]  Now it's the slums.
[00:26:23]  Now it's the slums.
[00:26:24]  Mr. I hang out at the ambassador's palace.
[00:26:27]  Thursdays are movie night.
[00:26:29]  His brother runs tours of Pakistan to show its beauty.
[00:26:32]  Really?
[00:26:33]  This is like a step down for him working in.
[00:26:35]  He's like, I'm doing charity now.
[00:26:37]  His parents think he became a DJ.
[00:26:39]  That's how his parents view him.
[00:26:40]  They're like, oh, God.
[00:26:41]  I think we still view him like that, too.
[00:26:43]  Yeah.
[00:26:45]  Very eclectic.
[00:26:47]  All right, listen.
[00:26:49]  Miles is texting me, not on the group chat, so he fucked up something else for sure.
[00:26:57]  I love him, no.
[00:26:58]  You tell him to do magic.
[00:26:59]  You literally just roll on the phone.
[00:26:59]  You're like, yo, how do I order something?
[00:27:01]  Yeah, that's his job.
[00:27:03]  Is it?
[00:27:04]  Yes, he's at the fucking place ordering equipment.
[00:27:06]  He got to get more equipment.
[00:27:07]  That's his job.
[00:27:08]  Yeah, 100%.
[00:27:09]  Okay, as I fix this, Mike, please start to begin the TV story.
[00:27:13]  This is very important.
[00:27:15]  This is very important.
[00:27:16]  And this is, let's go.
[00:27:18]  This is great.
[00:27:18]  Start.
[00:27:19]  Start with you guys trying to finish.
[00:27:20]  This is great.
[00:27:21]  So basically, I moved to this new apartment.
[00:27:22]  We never had TV.
[00:27:23]  So I was like, all right, I'm going to buy a TV.
[00:27:25]  I wanted this one specific TV.
[00:27:26]  So I go on Facebook Marketplace and I see this guy selling a TV for crazy cheap.
[00:27:31]  Huge discount.
[00:27:31]  I was like, oh, that's amazing.
[00:27:32]  Like the TV I want, the exact one, the exact size, for like $1,000 off.
[00:27:36]  That's so cool.
[00:27:37]  So literally, I look at the thing and I look at the listing and he's got like seven TVs all in boxes in storage lockers and somewhere in Brooklyn.
[00:27:45]  And I was like, okay, this seems cool.
[00:27:47]  And so I tell Al that I'm getting such an amazing deal.
[00:27:50]  And Al can't let anyone get a deal without him getting the deal.
[00:27:52]  Oh, absolutely.
[00:27:53]  So he goes, Oh, yeah, how much is that TV?
[00:27:56]  And I was like, Oh, yeah, it's this is this amount.
[00:27:58]  He was like, All right, you get two.
[00:28:00]  And I was like, Yeah, of course I'll get two.
[00:28:01]  Maybe we'll both get a discount if we buy two at the same time.
[00:28:04]  Okay, I see.
[00:28:04]  Oh, so you're not going to mention how you were afraid of buying this TV at first?
[00:28:07]  Of course, I was afraid.
[00:28:08]  Are you kidding me?
[00:28:09]  So he comes to me.
[00:28:10]  He's like, Yo, what'd you think about this?
[00:28:11]  I was like, Oh, he's still on TVs.
[00:28:13]  You'll be fine.
[00:28:14]  And he's like, Yeah, but like, you think it's like sketchy?
[00:28:16]  Like, should I be afraid?
[00:28:18]  He was afraid to meet up with the guy and all.
[00:28:19]  I was like, Son, I got you.
[00:28:20]  I'll come with you.
[00:28:21]  At first, I was just going to come be there while he buys his TV so he doesn't get killed.
[00:28:25]  Yeah.
[00:28:25]  And where are you guys going to do the sale?
[00:28:27]  Somewhere safe and discreet.
[00:28:29]  Safe and discreet.
[00:28:30]  It's called School Studios.
[00:28:34]  They decide to do the sale with the guy they think is a thief.
[00:28:38]  Think about this.
[00:28:39]  Not snake.
[00:28:40]  The guy's a thief.
[00:28:41]  He knows the thief.
[00:28:42]  The whole reason they're buying these TVs because they believe they're real.
[00:28:45]  And the reason that they're cheap is because he stole them, right?
[00:28:47]  So they want to bring a thief.
[00:28:50]  Okay.
[00:28:50]  I thought maybe he repaired them.
[00:28:52]  Maybe.
[00:28:52]  Maybe they want to buy the thief into a place where there's tens of thousands of dollars of electronics for them to steal and sell more on fucking Quentin.
[00:29:00]  You're going to have him come to our house?
[00:29:02]  Yes.
[00:29:02]  No, I'm stuck there.
[00:29:04]  Yes.
[00:29:04]  I have valuable things that I own.
[00:29:06]  What are they going to steal at your house?
[00:29:07]  A fucking espresso?
[00:29:10]  Okay.
[00:29:11]  This is the business.
[00:29:12]  This keeps us afloat.
[00:29:14]  This allows you to buy these fake fucking TVs from Craig's people.
[00:29:18]  It drove me crazy.
[00:29:19]  When I found out it wasn't coming to your apartment, when you were both like, yeah, it was crazy when they showed up to the studio.
[00:29:24]  I was like, the what?
[00:29:25]  Yeah.
[00:29:26]  You're not going to risk my life and my money.
[00:29:28]  Are you crazy?
[00:29:28]  Unbelievable.
[00:29:29]  Unbelievable.
[00:29:30]  It's unbelievable.
[00:29:31]  Where would you have taken him?
[00:29:32]  Also, no, he was texting me.
[00:29:33]  How do we go to cheap TV?
[00:29:35]  Go to open box at Best Buy.
[00:29:37]  Yeah.
[00:29:38]  You should appreciate this more than anyone.
[00:29:39]  It's a great deal.
[00:29:39]  Yeah, he got an amazing test.
[00:29:40]  No, he doesn't do deals like this.
[00:29:41]  He doesn't do amazing.
[00:29:42]  He doesn't do thievery.
[00:29:43]  Often.
[00:29:44]  He doesn't do thief.
[00:29:45]  No, no, no, no.
[00:29:45]  You don't do thievery?
[00:29:46]  He doesn't do thievery.
[00:29:47]  What is the blue square about?
[00:29:48]  What are you talking about?
[00:29:50]  Wow.
[00:29:55]  God's fired.
[00:29:57]  God's fired.
[00:29:59]  I'm in the spin side.
[00:29:59]  I got to get out, though.
[00:30:00]  Okay, go.
[00:30:02]  So he doesn't actually come to the studio.
[00:30:04]  He comes to the lobby.
[00:30:05]  We don't let him upstairs.
[00:30:06]  So boom.

=== Serial Numbers on TVs (05:53) ===

[00:30:07]  So we're testing out the TVs.
[00:30:08]  We're taking them all out of the box, plugging them into the wall, just making sure they turn on, checking the serial numbers, making sure everything's fine.
[00:30:14]  It's legit.
[00:30:15]  What were you going to do with the serial numbers?
[00:30:17]  No, I throw it down a video with the serial number.
[00:30:19]  You match the serial number on the TV within the settings and on the box.
[00:30:23]  All three checked out.
[00:30:25]  Good.
[00:30:26]  And we checked the website, make sure that they were legit.
[00:30:28]  And shit too was there so he knows about technology.
[00:30:30]  Yeah, he was like, he was just and we were good.
[00:30:33]  So we're like, oh, cool.
[00:30:35]  Steal, great job on the TVs.
[00:30:37]  I literally.
[00:30:39]  So I have the Tesla.
[00:30:41]  Tesla's a little tight, but I was able to like cram the TV in there.
[00:30:45]  Okay, but let me say it came in the box with hundreds of pounds of styrofoam and fucking sheets and everything so secure.
[00:30:52]  Yeah.
[00:30:52]  And then Al goes, oh, I'll take it out of the box.
[00:30:54]  It's the thinnest TV you've ever seen, bro.
[00:30:56]  It's so flimsy.
[00:30:57]  And he takes it out of the box, puts it in the Tesla, and goes, oh, I got to get the camera back.
[00:31:01]  Gets a 65-pound camera bag.
[00:31:04]  Also throws that in the trunk of the tiny Tesla.
[00:31:07]  And he's like, put a little styrofoam under the TV, though.
[00:31:10]  And he goes, oh, also, my girls in the car.
[00:31:12]  So like, all of a sudden, like, there's all the cars so full.
[00:31:15]  Yeah.
[00:31:15]  And then what happens?
[00:31:17]  So yesterday, we get home and like I go to my studio.
[00:31:20]  I'm doing work at studio shit like that.
[00:31:22]  So I still haven't got a chance to hook up the TV.
[00:31:24]  So I'm coming home like maybe 10, 11 o'clock and I'm hype.
[00:31:26]  I was like, oh, I'm going to hook this shit up, get it going.
[00:31:28]  I take down my old TV.
[00:31:30]  I change the fucking, what's it, wall thing?
[00:31:34]  The bracket.
[00:31:35]  The bracket and connect it to the new one.
[00:31:36]  So it's like, I did all this work.
[00:31:38]  Get it up on the wall and this bitch won't turn on.
[00:31:41]  No, bro.
[00:31:43]  No.
[00:31:45]  I was living.
[00:31:46]  So it doesn't work.
[00:31:47]  It doesn't work.
[00:31:48]  And it's not as.
[00:31:49]  But we tested it here, so I must have broken it on the way home.
[00:31:51]  No.
[00:31:51]  You didn't test it?
[00:31:52]  No, we tested it.
[00:31:53]  Like, we did everything.
[00:31:54]  I'm telling you, I've definitely broke it.
[00:31:55]  It worked for a little bit.
[00:31:56]  Marks will be off too.
[00:31:57]  I hope so.
[00:31:58]  I'm working.
[00:31:59]  I hope my mine is so good that his doesn't work, and I hope he gets better.
[00:32:02]  No, I got just because I got the sound mofa.
[00:32:05]  It looks perfect.
[00:32:06]  You just cost me bad.
[00:32:08]  How much money did that cost?
[00:32:08]  How much money y'all spend on it?
[00:32:10]  We got him down to 14, I think.
[00:32:12]  14 each.
[00:32:13]  Yeah.
[00:32:13]  Out of 22.
[00:32:15]  1400?
[00:32:16]  And how much 1400?
[00:32:17]  Sorry, for $2,200 retail?
[00:32:19]  Yeah.
[00:32:20]  That's a deal to you, fucking cucks.
[00:32:24]  Stolen off the back TV you couldn't even get half off 800 plus tax-free.
[00:32:28]  That's bro.
[00:32:29]  That's a thousand.
[00:32:30]  Yeah.
[00:32:31]  That's a thousand.
[00:32:32]  Unbelievable.
[00:32:32]  Turn off the AC.
[00:32:33]  Unbelievable, bro.
[00:32:34]  It's unbelievable.
[00:32:35]  You want me to get an open box?
[00:32:39]  Literally set a timer for one hour.
[00:32:41]  Look at your homeless shit.
[00:32:43]  Fuck up.
[00:32:46]  You want to take that picture?
[00:32:48]  Well, because you got nothing, but you got enough of us.
[00:32:50]  I'm a high-rise.
[00:32:51]  You hotel in fucking home.
[00:32:53]  Hold on.
[00:32:54]  The fucking sweet life of Zach and Cody over here.
[00:32:57]  The sweet life of Zach and Cody.
[00:32:58]  That's the only thing he's living.
[00:33:00]  That's a dream, right?
[00:33:01]  You know what happened?
[00:33:01]  When a hurricane comes, where they put the people in hotels.
[00:33:04]  Where the homeless people live during COVID?
[00:33:06]  That's where you live?
[00:33:07]  Really, though?
[00:33:07]  No, it's fly.
[00:33:08]  You and the city.
[00:33:09]  That's really high.
[00:33:10]  I literally could see.
[00:33:11]  I literally could see.
[00:33:13]  Last shit really hurt him, yo.
[00:33:15]  Nobody Andrew's rooftop from my hotel room.
[00:33:19]  That's true.
[00:33:20]  Which is actually kind of depressing.
[00:33:21]  I'm just in this little box and I see him playing with his golden doodle.
[00:33:24]  I'm like, fucking his rooftop.
[00:33:25]  I always look for him and I always try to wave.
[00:33:27]  I always look for it.
[00:33:28]  But that is super disrespectful, though.
[00:33:32]  You found something that he is not happy about.
[00:33:35]  You play with your dog outside when you know he can see you.
[00:33:37]  Yeah.
[00:33:38]  Be happy?
[00:33:38]  I do that.
[00:33:40]  He gotta look at you from his homeless box.
[00:33:42]  I just damn it.
[00:33:44]  You won't even invite him over, son.
[00:33:46]  Is that what a hotel room is?
[00:33:47]  A homeless homeless?
[00:33:49]  Whereo's listening?
[00:33:50]  My apartment in LA lease is up yesterday.
[00:33:52]  My stuff went into storage yesterday.
[00:33:54]  So now trying to find a way to get it.
[00:33:55]  So now you're technically homeless.
[00:33:56]  Now I'm technically homeless.
[00:33:58]  You live in a homeless box.
[00:34:00]  I thought you were going to save yourself.
[00:34:02]  It's so homeless, bro.
[00:34:03]  Al, you're an animal, son.
[00:34:05]  You're saved, son.
[00:34:06]  So we got a great fucking deal.
[00:34:07]  He's trying to shut out eyes, dude.
[00:34:08]  No, no, no.
[00:34:09]  You did not get a great deal.
[00:34:10]  You got a stolen TV for what, $30 off?
[00:34:12]  It also does $30 off.
[00:34:13]  It doesn't work.
[00:34:14]  And how many times a day do you text me to try to get my discount at a very popular electronic store from my Blue Square loving cousin?
[00:34:21]  I asked you for a deal.
[00:34:22]  Technically, though, they don't like Israel.
[00:34:25]  That's actually a good point.
[00:34:26]  They're not Blue Square.
[00:34:28]  I asked you for a deal and you go, oh, go to the open box on Best Buy.
[00:34:31]  And the open box was like two grand.
[00:34:33]  And how much did you pay?
[00:34:34]  $1,400?
[00:34:35]  $1,400.
[00:34:35]  Yeah.
[00:34:36]  So you say $600?
[00:34:37]  Plus tax.
[00:34:37]  That's probably.
[00:34:38]  I was probably $600.
[00:34:39]  Plus, honestly, just for the sake of this, send me the exact serial number that you have.
[00:34:42]  I want to see the better deal I could get.
[00:34:43]  I will.
[00:34:44]  Actually, you know what?
[00:34:44]  Start the talk.
[00:34:46]  I will.
[00:34:46]  We say $800 plus.
[00:34:47]  Hold on.
[00:34:48]  You could have written off that TV.
[00:34:50]  I don't know how to do it.
[00:34:51]  If you paid with your card, because that's a business expense.
[00:34:55]  You're using it to edit videos.
[00:34:56]  You maybe put it at your studio or whatever.
[00:34:58]  So hold on.
[00:34:59]  Hold on.
[00:34:59]  I already did.
[00:35:00]  Go.
[00:35:01]  Go.
[00:35:02]  And that means he would have gotten it for 33% off, essentially.
[00:35:05]  So you would have got 33% off of $2,400.
[00:35:08]  That means you would have been $1,600.
[00:35:11]  Still would have been more.
[00:35:12]  Would have been more, but it would have worked.
[00:35:14]  So you took $1,400 and you just threw it in the air.
[00:35:18]  That's what you get: it's a brand new TV, still under warranty, and then I'll be able to get it fixed for free.
[00:35:22]  No, you won't.
[00:35:24]  It's fine.
[00:35:24]  It's factory warranty.
[00:35:26]  It's a factory warranty, but yeah, but it's flagged.
[00:35:28]  That serial number as a stolen TV.
[00:35:29]  So I don't know how you use that.
[00:35:31]  Oh, wait, you don't think that they put the serial numbers in there?
[00:35:32]  The guy told us about it.
[00:35:33]  Why do they put serial numbers on?
[00:35:34]  They said we could call LG, okay?
[00:35:37]  So I could call LG, get a new goddamn TV.
[00:35:41]  You know what LG stands for?
[00:35:43]  What's that?
[00:35:43]  Life's good.
[00:35:45]  Yeah.
[00:35:46]  That's what you say to me.
[00:35:47]  That's what you say to yourself.
[00:35:48]  My homeless box 75-inch TV in storage.
[00:35:53]  Looking outside of your homeless box.
[00:35:54]  He's like, damn, life is good in this homeless box.
[00:35:57]  He looks at Antioch.
[00:35:58]  How do you feel?
[00:35:58]  Golden.

=== Canceled and Hypocritical (06:27) ===

[00:36:00]  I ain't going to lie.
[00:36:02]  I ain't going to lie.
[00:36:03]  Okay, what do we got, guys?
[00:36:04]  We got some topicos that we can talk about.
[00:36:06]  Yeah.
[00:36:07]  Got some shit.
[00:36:07]  We got Obama's birthday party getting canceled.
[00:36:10]  No, I didn't.
[00:36:10]  He didn't get canceled.
[00:36:11]  What are you talking about?
[00:36:11]  I mean, he got canceled, though.
[00:36:12]  Why did he get canceled?
[00:36:13]  People are mad at him for having a birthday party.
[00:36:15]  I think, like, if you're old and you're like part of the comorbidity shit, you could do whatever you want.
[00:36:21]  Wait, why?
[00:36:22]  Because you're the people that's going to die.
[00:36:25]  Like, if you want to have the super spreader event, right?
[00:36:28]  You guys are just going to kill yourselves.
[00:36:30]  Everybody at that party is over 60 years old.
[00:36:32]  And everybody was vaxed up.
[00:36:34]  Also, most of them probably vaccinated.
[00:36:35]  Everyone.
[00:36:36]  But the issue now isn't, oh, yeah, just because you're vaccinated doesn't matter.
[00:36:39]  You could get it and then you could spread it to people who are not vaccinated.
[00:36:43]  So I guess.
[00:36:44]  I guess people are saying it's hypocritical because he supports, you know, supposed to support whatever the Dems say.
[00:36:48]  And the Dems are like, don't do these types of events and make sure you mask up, et cetera.
[00:36:53]  But he's also on his Hawaiian shit.
[00:36:54]  He was out there with the Puka Shell necklace.
[00:36:57]  Good times.
[00:36:58]  I'm done with this politics shit.
[00:36:59]  Like, everybody, come on over.
[00:37:00]  Let's get it.
[00:37:01]  See, that's the worst part about being the president.
[00:37:02]  I feel like back in the day, you could stop being the president and you could just kick it.
[00:37:05]  People loved you.
[00:37:05]  Like, they didn't take what you said that seriously.
[00:37:07]  You could just live.
[00:37:07]  Like, fucking George Bush is painting and shit.
[00:37:09]  Yeah.
[00:37:10]  But now, if you're the president, you stop.
[00:37:12]  You still got to be the president.
[00:37:14]  Yeah, because if you stay involved, if you're doing speeches, if you're campaigning for people, like I guess it's on him.
[00:37:19]  That's the thing.
[00:37:19]  Like, he's so powerful that the party needs him.
[00:37:22]  But low-key, once you do your time, you do that eight years.
[00:37:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:26]  You rack up a few, I don't know, 100,000 kills.
[00:37:31]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:37:32]  Which that's a fact, bro.
[00:37:33]  This guy hates gathering so much.
[00:37:35]  Like, he scaled down his gathering by like hundreds.
[00:37:37]  Like, yeah, in the Middle East, he scaled down a lot of those gatherings.
[00:37:40]  Like, this guy hates gatherings just across the board.
[00:37:43]  True, it's really true, man.
[00:37:45]  Like, that's not the first gathering that he's at.
[00:37:47]  Yeah, he's decreased by a lot.
[00:37:49]  And weddings out there, bro.
[00:37:51]  You get an invitation to a Yemeni wedding, bro.
[00:37:53]  We're hard at it, bro.
[00:37:55]  We're hard at for sure.
[00:37:57]  Like, you got to love that person to go there.
[00:38:00]  That's got to be family.
[00:38:02]  If I'm not in the group party, like.
[00:38:03]  Uh-uh.
[00:38:04]  Uh-uh.
[00:38:04]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:38:04]  I'm not a plus one.
[00:38:06]  Ain't nobody going to Yemeni weddings, plus one.
[00:38:09]  My name got to be on the invitation.
[00:38:10]  There's no alcohol.
[00:38:11]  What are you going to do?
[00:38:11]  Just show up and hang out?
[00:38:12]  That's right.
[00:38:14]  Yeah.
[00:38:15]  That's just like a childhood pool party.
[00:38:16]  You're just chilling.
[00:38:17]  It really is, dude.
[00:38:18]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:38:19]  Crazy.
[00:38:20]  The crazy thing about the he scaled down so that it's like a bunch of people got uninvited.
[00:38:25]  Yeah, that shit would hurt.
[00:38:26]  All the uninvited people got to feel like shit.
[00:38:28]  Yeah.
[00:38:29]  You're like, damn, I'm the second class friend or whatever the case is.
[00:38:33]  Because there's one name, and I'm curious if it is.
[00:38:35]  It was David Axelrod, who's the person that has run his campaign since he was a senator going for election, like made him.
[00:38:43]  And Chrissy Teigen still got Chrissy Teigen was invited, not David Axelrod.
[00:38:49]  I'm wondering, like, we don't know.
[00:38:50]  Was he uninvited?
[00:38:52]  I mean, I would not Chrissy Teigenrod.
[00:38:55]  David Axelrod.
[00:38:57]  David.
[00:38:57]  You don't know who Adam is.
[00:38:58]  He was, but he's not running anymore.
[00:39:00]  So you don't need him.
[00:39:02]  What?
[00:39:02]  But you need John Legend there to sing them hits.
[00:39:05]  Oh, he's got work.
[00:39:06]  Yeah.
[00:39:06]  John got legendary.
[00:39:07]  He's like, happy Burke come, but start tapping, bro.
[00:39:10]  Yeah.
[00:39:11]  Yo, that's crazy.
[00:39:12]  That's our song.
[00:39:12]  Yo, he's the help.
[00:39:14]  Yo, imagine you hire Chrissy Teigen and John.
[00:39:16]  Like, Teigen got to cook.
[00:39:17]  Like, yo, you got all these books out here and shit like that.
[00:39:20]  How nice a chef you are.
[00:39:21]  Go make some dumplings or some shit.
[00:39:23]  We need some hors d'oeuvres to pass around.
[00:39:24]  And then John Legend got to start singing.
[00:39:26]  Yeah.
[00:39:27]  Let's go.
[00:39:28]  Happy birthday.
[00:39:29]  Both versions.
[00:39:32]  Let's go, John.
[00:39:33]  That's true.
[00:39:34]  He just invited people that could also do things that this motherfucker's the ultimate politician.
[00:39:38]  Yeah.
[00:39:38]  Shouts to Barry, bro.
[00:39:41]  I like this move.
[00:39:42]  He's like, yo, it's my 60th birthday.
[00:39:43]  I'm turning it up.
[00:39:44]  I'm doing it.
[00:39:44]  I'm turning it up.
[00:39:45]  So, no, I respect that.
[00:39:47]  I think the only pushback is when you hear the party say different things, or you have the party completely silent, or you have the news organizations be completely silent.
[00:39:55]  Because you know, if Trump was throwing a party or something like that, they'd be super critical.
[00:39:58]  I mean, you just hate seeing elites do shit that they tell you not to do.
[00:40:01]  That's just what it is.
[00:40:02]  Like, but they did the same thing when all the Democrats were on the Democrats on the airplane.
[00:40:08]  Which party are you going to?
[00:40:10]  Their.
[00:40:12]  But, like, when you see all the Democrats on the airplane without their masks on, and it's like, okay, like, they force us to wear our masks, but they don't have to.
[00:40:19]  Like, people just kick this up all the time.
[00:40:21]  Like, Gavin Newsome keeps his winery open.
[00:40:23]  Yeah.
[00:40:23]  Or when he sends his kid to the basketball camp, they got no masks.
[00:40:26]  Yeah, everyone's business has to be shut down, but you can have your winery open.
[00:40:29]  Rules for thee, but not for me.
[00:40:30]  And that's just what this feels like, even if it's not exactly that.
[00:40:33]  Because even in Florida, you can have a huge birthday party.
[00:40:36]  So, like, I don't like when all the Republican politicians are shitting on them, being like, yo, you shouldn't have this party.
[00:40:41]  They should be taking the approach of like, oh, like, you're being hypocritical, but like, have your party, have fun.
[00:40:46]  But I feel like that's what a lot of them are doing, right?
[00:40:48]  Like, I feel like, no, I thought the approach is how, at least whenever I see it, you know, you'll see like a Fox News caption.
[00:40:55]  It's like, a politician that said masks should be mandatory caught maskless.
[00:41:01]  Right.
[00:41:01]  So they're really just exposing the hypocrisy of the politicians.
[00:41:04]  Yeah, that's true on the news.
[00:41:05]  Instead of saying that it shouldn't be done, it's like you shouldn't be saying, you shouldn't be implementing policy that we don't like.
[00:41:11]  I saw random break tweets from like representatives being like, with Delta spreading, Obama still chooses to blah, blah, blah.
[00:41:16]  And it's like, you're just using that same tactic.
[00:41:18]  Your tactic should be like, yo, invite me.
[00:41:20]  Like, let me pull up.
[00:41:21]  Let's party.
[00:41:22]  Yeah, let's get it.
[00:41:23]  Yeah, let's have a good time.
[00:41:25]  I think that should be the approach versus like you trying to cancel him, even though you're trying to have your party too.
[00:41:29]  Yeah.
[00:41:29]  Yeah.
[00:41:30]  I thought it was just like a hypocrisy thing, but yeah, I hear you, man.
[00:41:33]  It is just annoying.
[00:41:34]  We don't like seeing motherfuckers do it.
[00:41:35]  It's the same thing like with your parents.
[00:41:37]  You know, your parents would tell you to do certain things or not to do certain things.
[00:41:40]  Then you see them doing it.
[00:41:40]  It's like, you don't want any authority figure to be a hypocrite, especially when they're inconveniencing you with their hypocrisy, right?
[00:41:46]  Like, don't put some fucking rules on me that you don't even follow.
[00:41:49]  We had this health teacher in high school.
[00:41:51]  I remember that she used to smoke cigarettes.
[00:41:53]  This bitch would be telling us to be healthy, like literally saying not smoke cigarettes, like work out, do all these things.
[00:41:58]  Like, this is how you stay healthy.
[00:42:00]  And then during lunch break, we're seeing her out there with the fucking parliaments just huffing and puffing.
[00:42:04]  Yeah.
[00:42:04]  And it was crazy.
[00:42:05]  No, that shit sucks.
[00:42:06]  My parents were like abstinence.
[00:42:07]  And I was like, how did I get here?
[00:42:09]  Yeah.
[00:42:09]  What the fuck?
[00:42:10]  That's not fair.
[00:42:11]  Yeah.
[00:42:11]  I mean, yeah.
[00:42:12]  All right, whatever.
[00:42:12]  Fucking hell.
[00:42:17]  They were married.
[00:42:17]  They weren't absent.
[00:42:19]  I didn't get that as a kid.
[00:42:21]  They should have explained that shit.
[00:42:22]  How are they supposed to explain it to you?
[00:42:24]  Also, why are they talking about fucking with you as a kid?
[00:42:26]  Yo, kids don't fuck.

=== Authority Figures Are Hypocrites (15:10) ===

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[00:44:11]  Is Obama the coolest person alive?
[00:44:14]  Not even in the top 100.
[00:44:15]  Wow.
[00:44:16]  Everybody wanted to be at that party.
[00:44:18]  Son, have you seen Jack Carlo?
[00:44:20]  Like, what is wrong with you, bro?
[00:44:22]  Yeah.
[00:44:22]  Why do you say that when you know white rappers exist?
[00:44:24]  The white rappers are out here.
[00:44:25]  They don't talk.
[00:44:26]  Obama's the coolest person.
[00:44:27]  Not the coolest.
[00:44:28]  I'm sorry.
[00:44:28]  He's not.
[00:44:29]  I'm going to Chet Hanks' birthday before Obama.
[00:44:31]  Yeah.
[00:44:32]  He looked like a goofy in his shirt, bro.
[00:44:35]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:44:37]  Goofy.
[00:44:40]  Yo, Mickey Mouse Goofy.
[00:44:41]  Yo, Mickey Mouse Goofy battle is fire, dog.
[00:44:45]  All rappers need to stop rapping, dog.
[00:44:47]  Because, yo, Mickey went in on Goofy.
[00:44:50]  Goofy!
[00:44:52]  My life is a movie.
[00:44:55]  Some people are going to have no idea what the fuck he is.
[00:44:58]  They are crying right now.
[00:45:00]  Because they've been laughing for the last 72 hours about this video, just like us.
[00:45:04]  Mark has never laughed so hard as he did when he was watching this video.
[00:45:07]  I love that video, bro.
[00:45:08]  The goofy diss track.
[00:45:09]  Yeah.
[00:45:10]  Mickey watched him.
[00:45:10]  Like, you don't see Mickey with the bars like that.
[00:45:13]  It's the reason why he's the fucking logo, son.
[00:45:16]  The franchise.
[00:45:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:45:17]  The motherfucker's the franchise.
[00:45:19]  It's not goofy.
[00:45:20]  You're not going to, I don't, you know, it's not goofy that greets you at Disney World.
[00:45:23]  Nah.
[00:45:24]  It's motherfucking Mickey, bro.
[00:45:25]  At the Goofy Club.
[00:45:26]  Yeah.
[00:45:26]  Goofy ain't got a girl that he smashes.
[00:45:28]  Goofy ain't deserve a girl.
[00:45:30]  Mickey got mini, dog.
[00:45:32]  Oh, shit.
[00:45:32]  He didn't get a girl.
[00:45:34]  He's goofy.
[00:45:36]  Goofy ain't getting no pussy.
[00:45:37]  Mickey got some pussy, bro.
[00:45:39]  Yeah, that's facts.
[00:45:39]  Mickey got pussy.
[00:45:42]  Out here, dog.
[00:45:44]  Out of here.
[00:45:44]  What do you think of Kanye's album not dropping?
[00:45:47]  I don't care.
[00:45:47]  I'm over it.
[00:45:48]  Don't even care at all.
[00:45:49]  Yeah, I don't care.
[00:45:50]  I don't know.
[00:45:50]  It's built to hype for me.
[00:45:51]  And from the people who were at the concert, they said it sounds really good.
[00:45:55]  So I'm actually.
[00:45:57]  Yeah, everybody told me that it sounds good.
[00:45:58]  Yeah.
[00:45:59]  But I just don't care anymore.
[00:46:01]  I haven't been excited about his music for a while.
[00:46:03]  Like the last two albums, I was like, eh.
[00:46:05]  I was excited after the first one.
[00:46:06]  If he dropped it, I'm like, I'm listening immediately.
[00:46:09]  Now, my excitement has waned.
[00:46:10]  And like, if it dropped, I'd get around to it, but I don't need to listen to it.
[00:46:14]  Are you going to listen to it when it drops?
[00:46:15]  Not when it drops.
[00:46:16]  Like, I'll listen to it when it's convenient.
[00:46:18]  If I'm on a flight and I got nothing to do.
[00:46:19]  I'm not going to listen to nothing when it drops, though.
[00:46:21]  You know what I mean?
[00:46:21]  Yeah.
[00:46:22]  I never listen to anything when it drops.
[00:46:24]  But people were excited because they are hoping that it sounds like the old Kanye, right?
[00:46:29]  That's what everybody always is.
[00:46:30]  But that's what I'm hearing.
[00:46:32]  I'm hearing it's like a lot of mix.
[00:46:33]  Like, you get a little bit of Kanye from every album on this album.
[00:46:36]  So I'd like to hear that.
[00:46:38]  I don't care.
[00:46:38]  I think the people showed less interest too, man, because the people I said to at the second event, they're like, yeah, it wasn't full like the first one.
[00:46:44]  They waited two hours.
[00:46:46]  Yeah.
[00:46:46]  So it's like, he's seeing, here's a perfect example.
[00:46:50]  It's like, there are less people that want to see it now than when he first came out.
[00:46:55]  And you saw that by the people that showed up to the arena or whatever the hell it was.
[00:46:58]  Now, don't get me wrong.
[00:46:59]  It's a lot of people to fill in arena.
[00:47:00]  That being said, if people want it, they're going to show up.
[00:47:04]  If they're not, they're not.
[00:47:05]  And the same people can show up twice.
[00:47:06]  Now, I know there's people that flew in, right?
[00:47:09]  But that's some loser shit.
[00:47:11]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:47:12]  Like, you're going to fly all the way just to watch this album that has already been released live once.
[00:47:17]  Well, it hasn't been released.
[00:47:18]  Well, played live once, right?
[00:47:20]  Yeah, but I mean, like, if you're a big fan and you want to.
[00:47:22]  Yeah, I guess you're right.
[00:47:23]  If you're a big music fan, maybe it makes sense.
[00:47:24]  But I don't give a fly about Kanye, man.
[00:47:27]  That guy's a fraud to me.
[00:47:29]  The whole thing is a fraud.
[00:47:31]  I'm a hater, I guess, but it's just, I don't know.
[00:47:33]  Like, let's deliver it, bro.
[00:47:34]  Come with the hits.
[00:47:35]  Come with the fucking hits.
[00:47:37]  Last song that I really love from Kanye is Ultra Light Beam.
[00:47:41]  Yeah.
[00:47:41]  Oh, yeah.
[00:47:42]  It's banger.
[00:47:43]  Album was fire.
[00:47:43]  That album was fucking fire.
[00:47:45]  It was amazing.
[00:47:46]  Absolutely amazing.
[00:47:47]  But all the antics and shit, it's like, yo, just put out the art.
[00:47:50]  Your art, when you actually do it right, is so good.
[00:47:52]  You don't even need the antics.
[00:47:54]  You don't need it.
[00:47:55]  You don't need all this nonsense.
[00:47:57]  People who don't have the art need the antics.
[00:47:59]  6ix9ine needs the antics, and he knows it.
[00:48:01]  Yeah.
[00:48:01]  6ix9ine just can't put out the album.
[00:48:03]  He got to hype shit up.
[00:48:04]  Got to start the beefs.
[00:48:05]  Got to get people excited.
[00:48:06]  Got to get people charged up.
[00:48:07]  And he's even said about himself.
[00:48:08]  He's like, my music is trash, but it's hot trash.
[00:48:11]  You know, he's doing a good job of putting himself back in the conversation.
[00:48:14]  Oh, 6ix9ine?
[00:48:15]  Yeah.
[00:48:16]  He's a genius.
[00:48:17]  He's a genius.
[00:48:18]  I thought it was a rap for him, but I could see he's slowly.
[00:48:21]  He literally flipped the switch and now everybody cares.
[00:48:24]  It's like, it was unbelievable.
[00:48:26]  The thing with WAC 100, I mean, Act threw him the ultimate alley.
[00:48:29]  You putting them in a room together, both so fucking entertaining.
[00:48:31]  Yo, Wack, we want you on a podcast.
[00:48:33]  You are entertaining, motherfucker.
[00:48:34]  We want you on the podcast.
[00:48:36]  Please come on.
[00:48:36]  Pull up, pull up, pull up.
[00:48:38]  People tag him.
[00:48:39]  Tag him.
[00:48:39]  Tell whack.
[00:48:40]  We need him on a pod.
[00:48:41]  And then 6ix9ine, we want you on a pod too.
[00:48:43]  Matter of fact.
[00:48:43]  But we got to have him on a pod.
[00:48:46]  But listen, he is so engaging in that.
[00:48:49]  He was so entertaining.
[00:48:51]  Both of them were going at it.
[00:48:52]  Like, it was unbelievable.
[00:48:53]  Great first up drop for academics, by the way.
[00:48:56]  Well done.
[00:48:58]  Then he's hanging out with Sean O'Malley.
[00:49:00]  He's hanging out with the Nelk Boys.
[00:49:02]  He's just inserting himself into all these things.
[00:49:04]  And it was just right now.
[00:49:06]  Okay, you back in the conversation.
[00:49:07]  Yeah, I just love him.
[00:49:08]  Every video I see, I'm like, oh, he's great.
[00:49:10]  How can he do something that's not music?
[00:49:12]  I mean, he could do a podcast.
[00:49:14]  I think he got a vlog.
[00:49:15]  He could do a YouTube channel.
[00:49:16]  Yeah, like 6'9 vlogging.
[00:49:19]  Yeah.
[00:49:19]  Like, vlog your antics.
[00:49:21]  Be with the fucking Nelk Boys.
[00:49:22]  Be with Sean O'Malley.
[00:49:24]  Be with WAC 100.
[00:49:25]  Like, have little snippets of all these things.
[00:49:26]  Just vlog.
[00:49:27]  You were a way better personality than you were musician.
[00:49:32]  So give us the personality.
[00:49:33]  Not to mention, he's nice at editing.
[00:49:35]  He edited all his music videos.
[00:49:36]  Like, he's an internet kid.
[00:49:38]  So it's like, you have it.
[00:49:40]  You got it locked.
[00:49:41]  You know how YouTube works.
[00:49:42]  You know how the internet works.
[00:49:42]  You know how to fucking edit.
[00:49:44]  Go out there.
[00:49:44]  Just give us your personality.
[00:49:46]  You don't even need to engage in the crazy beefs.
[00:49:48]  And you can use his music in the vlogs.
[00:49:50]  Like, he could do both still.
[00:49:51]  That's true.
[00:49:52]  Yeah.
[00:49:52]  I guess the music is validating in so many ways and like inserts you in a conversation.
[00:49:57]  But like the thing I always found charismatic about him was the personality, bro.
[00:50:00]  It's like, I just want to hear the guy talk, see what's going on.
[00:50:04]  Wild boy.
[00:50:04]  Yeah.
[00:50:05]  Gets your shots off.
[00:50:06]  Yeah.
[00:50:06]  You know?
[00:50:07]  Do you want to talk about OJ Simpson?
[00:50:09]  Oh, yeah.
[00:50:10]  OJ Simpson is crazy.
[00:50:11]  This motherfucker is unbelievable.
[00:50:13]  He might have convinced himself he didn't kill them, bro.
[00:50:15]  Another person we'd like on the pod.
[00:50:18]  That was tricky, man.
[00:50:19]  Really?
[00:50:20]  That was tricky.
[00:50:20]  Yeah.
[00:50:20]  OJ, we would like you here at Flagrant 2 Podcasts.
[00:50:24]  I don't know, man.
[00:50:25]  That's a little tricky.
[00:50:26]  Why is that tricky?
[00:50:28]  Because he's a murderer of people.
[00:50:29]  He's innocent.
[00:50:30]  Oh, so you don't believe in the justices?
[00:50:31]  Quit it.
[00:50:32]  No, I don't believe in the justices.
[00:50:34]  That is great.
[00:50:35]  Do you black man in America?
[00:50:37]  I mean, when we get on.
[00:50:38]  Do you black man?
[00:50:39]  No.
[00:50:40]  We all be good guys winning.
[00:50:41]  Yeah.
[00:50:42]  So he said, I don't go to LA because I'm scared I might be sitting next to the person that did it.
[00:50:49]  Yeah.
[00:50:50]  Yeah.
[00:50:51]  You're actually closer than sitting next to.
[00:50:54]  You're sitting on the same bench as.
[00:50:57]  You're sharing the same space as the person that did it.
[00:50:59]  Yeah.
[00:51:00]  No matter who you're talking to, you're having a conversation with the person that did it.
[00:51:05]  But you're an absolute fucking lunatic for speaking like this, but it's for some reason entertaining as hell and convincing.
[00:51:15]  Yeah.
[00:51:15]  Yeah.
[00:51:15]  I don't, my thing is like, why are you saying it?
[00:51:18]  Like, to me, he wants the attention, huh?
[00:51:20]  Is that all it is?
[00:51:20]  He's good.
[00:51:22]  He's a troll.
[00:51:22]  And also, he knows he can't get tried again.
[00:51:25]  So, like, he can just say literally whatever he wants as long as he doesn't commit more crimes.
[00:51:28]  He can't.
[00:51:28]  That's true.
[00:51:29]  Because of double jeopardy.
[00:51:30]  Yeah.
[00:51:30]  He's got like immunity, so he can just say wild shit.
[00:51:33]  Yeah.
[00:51:33]  But I'm also like, you don't know if you killed the person.
[00:51:36]  Like, let's say hypothetically he didn't kill her.
[00:51:39]  He knows that the family, their daughter got murdered.
[00:51:43]  And he's like saying shit to like inflame them.
[00:51:46]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:46]  So I'm like, just on that alone, I'm like, it's kind of fucked up.
[00:51:49]  Oh, it's fucked up.
[00:51:50]  But like, why is he going out of his way to like antagonize her?
[00:51:53]  Hypothetically, if he didn't kill her, the things he's saying aren't that fucked up.
[00:51:57]  No, it still is, though.
[00:51:58]  Even if he didn't kill her, because he's like, they think I did.
[00:52:01]  And now I'm just going to antagonize them.
[00:52:02]  No, but he's like, hey, I'm afraid to go out into LA because there's a murderer still running loose.
[00:52:08]  Like, we know that he's trolling, but let's say if he wasn't.
[00:52:12]  Let's say if he was actually innocent, that wouldn't be a statement that's crazy.
[00:52:17]  It's not that crazy.
[00:52:18]  And it's not, it wouldn't piss off the family because the murderer would still be on the loose.
[00:52:23]  But they think he did it, though.
[00:52:24]  I'm saying if he didn't.
[00:52:26]  Like, that's what I'm saying.
[00:52:28]  So if he has to make statements as if he didn't do that, that's the only way that he can live his life.
[00:52:34]  He has to continue talking like he didn't do it.
[00:52:36]  Yeah, of course.
[00:52:37]  100%.
[00:52:38]  But he could also just ignore it.
[00:52:40]  Like, if people are like, I told you going back to LA and then he's like, no, I don't.
[00:52:44]  Because just leave out the because.
[00:52:46]  Say, I don't like LA.
[00:52:47]  LA is traumatic for me for obvious reasons, whatever.
[00:52:50]  But don't say, I don't like LA because the murderer might still be there and then sitting next to me.
[00:52:55]  Why would he sit next to you?
[00:52:56]  Where are you going to go where he's sitting next to you?
[00:52:58]  He's going to be playing golf with you?
[00:52:59]  When would he, are you just in parks?
[00:53:01]  Why does he think that he's the same status of victim as like a five foot four woman?
[00:53:05]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:06]  Like, he's 6'5.
[00:53:07]  Yeah.
[00:53:08]  He played professional football.
[00:53:09]  No one's murdering you, buddy.
[00:53:10]  No one's murdering you, dude.
[00:53:12]  You're good.
[00:53:13]  You can handle this guy.
[00:53:15]  You're OJ Simpson.
[00:53:16]  Yeah.
[00:53:17]  He's old now, though.
[00:53:18]  Yeah, I guess he's old now.
[00:53:19]  I think we were going to do that.
[00:53:20]  We're going to have him race Akash now.
[00:53:24]  His knees are all fucked up.
[00:53:26]  That'd be interesting.
[00:53:28]  It would be interesting.
[00:53:29]  Akash, we have to look into this.
[00:53:31]  Yeah.
[00:53:32]  I think you should reconsider having him on the pot.
[00:53:35]  You just invited WAC 100.
[00:53:37]  And I can't say for sure.
[00:53:39]  He doesn't have anybody on his body's on his hit.
[00:53:41]  Yeah, but he didn't kill white women, though.
[00:53:43]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:45]  That's a good ass point.
[00:53:47]  That's a good ass point.
[00:53:49]  Okay, fine.
[00:53:50]  Maybe.
[00:53:50]  I mean, it'd be crazy.
[00:53:51]  It'd be crazy.
[00:53:53]  I feel the way I should.
[00:53:55]  I feel the way about OJ the way people want me to feel about Alex Jones.
[00:54:01]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:54:02]  Like, I'm like, I just feel kind of icky having him on.
[00:54:06]  And people want me to feel that way about Alex Jones, but for whatever reason, that reaction doesn't happen.
[00:54:11]  So we should have OJ.
[00:54:12]  So then you can feel how I feel when we have Alex Jones.
[00:54:16]  And he's just super charismatic, wins us all over.
[00:54:18]  Yeah, he's like, oh, he's a great ass.
[00:54:20]  He's boxing, drinking Jameson.
[00:54:22]  Like, OJ's cool.
[00:54:24]  Oh, man.
[00:54:25]  Okay, maybe.
[00:54:26]  What y'all think about these celebs not showering?
[00:54:30]  Mark.
[00:54:31]  What?
[00:54:32]  What do you think?
[00:54:32]  I learned how to shower.
[00:54:33]  I just started.
[00:54:34]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:54:34]  He just started.
[00:54:35]  He changed my life.
[00:54:36]  But it's still not every day.
[00:54:37]  But what I don't understand about it is like, why are they offering up this information?
[00:54:41]  Like, why all of a sudden do they decide we're going to make this a trend?
[00:54:43]  Why do they want to share that?
[00:54:44]  Well, I think it happened on accident, right?
[00:54:46]  Like, because Milakunis and Ashtakucha were on Dak Shepherd's podcast.
[00:54:50]  Okay.
[00:54:50]  And I think they said something to the effect of like, oh yeah, like we don't really shower every day.
[00:54:54]  Like blah, blah, blah.
[00:54:55]  I think they're just trying to like be relatable.
[00:54:56]  They're also on a podcast just talking shit.
[00:54:58]  Yeah.
[00:54:58]  And then I think Dax and Krista Bell also got in trouble because they were like, yeah, we don't really bathe our kids until we smell the stink.
[00:55:06]  They're just being like funny parents.
[00:55:07]  Like, yeah, our kids smell.
[00:55:08]  We clean them every, like, that's just how parents talk.
[00:55:11]  And people are like, that's child neglect.
[00:55:12]  Like, you guys, like, you're rich.
[00:55:14]  You shouldn't be neglecting your children.
[00:55:15]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:55:16]  So they're just making something out of this.
[00:55:18]  I don't think they made some proclamation being like, yo, we got to not shower our kids.
[00:55:22]  Like, I think they were just on a podcast bullshit.
[00:55:24]  Just adults being funny.
[00:55:25]  Yeah, they're just shit talking as friends.
[00:55:27]  And then people were like, why?
[00:55:29]  You guys don't shower.
[00:55:29]  Like, celebrities don't like.
[00:55:31]  And then it fits the mold of like weird celebrity behaviors.
[00:55:33]  They're like, oh, I guess this is the new thing that they're going to try to push through.
[00:55:36]  Yeah.
[00:55:37]  That's how I think.
[00:55:39]  Being truthful and saying they don't shower every day, though, yeah, yeah, but because that is a thing some white people do what not shower every day, yeah.
[00:55:48]  I mean, I don't shower every day, huh?
[00:55:50]  You guys know you trying to make the news right now, even when I do shower, I don't wash my legs.
[00:55:54]  I don't shower every single day.
[00:55:55]  Why?
[00:55:56]  Well, I don't need to every single day, but you work out most days if I work out of shower.
[00:55:59]  If I don't work out, then I don't need a shower.
[00:56:01]  Yeah, why would I need a shower?
[00:56:03]  I don't know.
[00:56:03]  Humidity in August in New York.
[00:56:05]  That's disgusting.
[00:56:06]  I put on deodorant.
[00:56:07]  Disgusting.
[00:56:07]  Disgusting.
[00:56:08]  I put on deodorant.
[00:56:10]  Why is that gross?
[00:56:11]  I don't understand why that's gross.
[00:56:13]  Your balls just need fresh.
[00:56:15]  What's the difference?
[00:56:17]  Every day you have natural oils coming out of your skin like it's dirt on you.
[00:56:21]  You just said natural oils, bro.
[00:56:22]  It's still, it's still disgusting.
[00:56:24]  Yeah, but you walk around with it all day.
[00:56:26]  Yeah, and get it off at the end of the day.
[00:56:27]  You get into your bed dirty?
[00:56:29]  Yeah.
[00:56:29]  Dirty?
[00:56:30]  Make love.
[00:56:31]  Disgust.
[00:56:31]  So is your issue getting into the bed with it or walking around with the oils?
[00:56:35]  Because the oils start coming out the second you leave the crib.
[00:56:37]  I think, like, just for yourself, you should want to feel clean, but especially before you get into the bed, you don't want to put that dirtiness in your bed.
[00:56:46]  Okay, but when you're sleeping with the dirty, and then when you take a shower and get back into bed, it's like you're sleeping on your own filth.
[00:56:51]  Yeah, but let's say I'm okay with the dirtiness.
[00:56:53]  My girl fucking hates it, but let's say I'm okay with it, right?
[00:56:57]  The issue isn't the oils coming out because you guys have to deal with that all day as well.
[00:57:01]  So you're already comfortable with oils coming out.
[00:57:03]  I'm comfortable with oils coming out.
[00:57:05]  The only thing that you're not comfortable with that I am is getting into bed dirty because there's no different difference between the amount of oils that are coming out on Tuesday and Wednesday.
[00:57:13]  It's still oils coming out.
[00:57:14]  You're still dirty.
[00:57:15]  You're still sweaty.
[00:57:16]  Okay, well, how about this?
[00:57:17]  You also smell you go into your bed with your girl to make love to your girl.
[00:57:21]  Yeah.
[00:57:21]  I shower after love.
[00:57:23]  Maybe she deserves a little before I do.
[00:57:25]  I shower before love.
[00:57:26]  I shower before love.
[00:57:27]  No, you don't.
[00:57:27]  No, you don't.
[00:57:28]  If I want to do oral, if I want to do oral.
[00:57:32]  No.
[00:57:32]  You just said she hates it.
[00:57:34]  If I want to do oral.
[00:57:35]  You're lying.
[00:57:37]  You are lying.

=== Wild Clubhouse Vibes (09:20) ===

[00:57:38]  I know you.
[00:57:39]  If I want to do oral.
[00:57:41]  If I want to take a shower.
[00:57:43]  Tell me, right, look into my eyes and tell me you take a shower instead of shaking liars.
[00:57:49]  If I want to do oral with enthusiasm, I make sure that I shower.
[00:57:56]  If I want to do oral with enthusiasm, if you want enthusiastic oral, then I shower.
[00:58:01]  I make sure that I shower.
[00:58:02]  What is enthusiastic?
[00:58:03]  You have to shower twice a day if you know you're going to like it.
[00:58:05]  Enthusiastic oral is oral that's not absolutely repulsed because my dick smells so fun.
[00:58:12]  Bro.
[00:58:15]  Okay.
[00:58:16]  If I want.
[00:58:17]  That shit starts to smell, bro.
[00:58:18]  I get it.
[00:58:19]  Like, I completely get it.
[00:58:20]  You know?
[00:58:20]  No, you get it.
[00:58:21]  All right.
[00:58:22]  Yeah.
[00:58:22]  I'm being nice to you right now.
[00:58:25]  This motherfucker did not.
[00:58:28]  All right.
[00:58:30]  I don't got to deal with the stereotypes.
[00:58:31]  This motherfucker smells at least one day a week.
[00:58:33]  You do smell sometimes.
[00:58:34]  I forget to put on deodorant.
[00:58:36]  No, it's not that.
[00:58:36]  And you forget to shower.
[00:58:38]  You can't do the combination.
[00:58:40]  Like, you just can't.
[00:58:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:58:41]  I don't put on your deodorant.
[00:58:43]  I literally spray you walking into the office every day.
[00:58:45]  I'm happy to do that.
[00:58:46]  Do you want to remind you?
[00:58:48]  I tried to shave you.
[00:58:50]  Don't want to know something disgusting.
[00:58:53]  Sometimes I'll smell my armpits before I get in bed and they stink.
[00:58:58]  And I'll just put on deodorant before I get it.
[00:59:01]  I get into bed so that I can put my arm around my girl and it doesn't smell like my body on her.
[00:59:09]  Easily.
[00:59:10]  It's your fault.
[00:59:11]  Nah.
[00:59:12]  That's your tribe.
[00:59:13]  What?
[00:59:13]  What?
[00:59:13]  It's your tribe.
[00:59:14]  What?
[00:59:15]  What tribe?
[00:59:15]  Oh, actually, yeah, you don't really claim that.
[00:59:17]  Yeah.
[00:59:18]  Yeah.
[00:59:18]  These guys?
[00:59:18]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:59:20]  Disgust.
[00:59:21]  Why is that disgusting?
[00:59:22]  It's just disgusting.
[00:59:23]  Talking about disgust, Al.
[00:59:25]  What do you think about Taliban chat rooms on Clubhouse?
[00:59:30]  Did I tell you Clubhouse is done or did I tell you Clubhouse is fucking done?
[00:59:33]  No, you told us.
[00:59:34]  Okay, so Taliban.
[00:59:35]  Did you know for this reason?
[00:59:36]  What?
[00:59:37]  Did you know you said it was boring?
[00:59:38]  No, I just knew it was a stupid idea.
[00:59:40]  Now it sounds lit.
[00:59:41]  The conference call.
[00:59:42]  Social network is going on.
[00:59:44]  So big shock.
[00:59:45]  Yeah.
[00:59:46]  See, I think you were wrong in the prediction because you were like, yo, if Clubhouse is boring, it's going down.
[00:59:49]  I think this is the best clubhouse it's ever done.
[00:59:51]  So what are they doing in the uh in the chat rooms?
[00:59:54]  I'm just hanging out.
[00:59:56]  But what is it?
[00:59:56]  Like, so what are they talking about?
[00:59:58]  I was reading a little bit on it.
[00:59:59]  It's so basically, they had like an actual Talgrand group for about two weeks unchecked before it was like taken down.
[01:00:06]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:00:07]  And then like they were just saying stuff like fuck infidels and death to America and all that type of shit.
[01:00:14]  Yeah.
[01:00:14]  And like now they now they're talking shit that we left Afghanistan.
[01:00:18]  Yeah.
[01:00:19]  Now they deny that it's any like, oh, there's not like any war declarations or any shit like that.
[01:00:25]  Like they're being pussy about it.
[01:00:27]  Of course, what are they going to do?
[01:00:28]  They can't go to war.
[01:00:30]  They're going to go to war with America.
[01:00:32]  I mean, Afghanistan, they kind of taking some territory back right now.
[01:00:35]  Yeah, because we left.
[01:00:36]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:00:37]  So now they can talk shit.
[01:00:38]  Yeah, I know.
[01:00:40]  So what's the point about what's the deal with that?
[01:00:42]  So we out of there?
[01:00:42]  We out of Afghanistan.
[01:00:44]  Do we get everything we needed?
[01:00:46]  I mean, do we clean them out?
[01:00:47]  Wasn't anything there?
[01:00:49]  I mean, we might clean them out.
[01:00:50]  They had a little oil and shit like that.
[01:00:51]  This is why we can't withdraw from Clubhouse.
[01:00:53]  Why?
[01:00:54]  That's once we pull people out of Clubhouse, the Taliban just comes in.
[01:00:58]  We got to stay occupied in the places that we need.
[01:01:01]  That is true.
[01:01:03]  That is true.
[01:01:03]  So get back out of Clubhouse, Save America.
[01:01:05]  I was never on Clubhouse.
[01:01:07]  Nah, you were.
[01:01:09]  This is Tim Dylan's fault, bro.
[01:01:11]  Tim Dylan left Clubhouse, and there's a huge void.
[01:01:16]  That's not a joke about Tim Sai.
[01:01:18]  A huge void in Clubhouse, and it's being filled by the motherfucking Taliban, dude.
[01:01:22]  That is crazy.
[01:01:22]  Tim, we need you.
[01:01:23]  We need you to get back out there, and we need you to save Clubhouse.
[01:01:26]  Operation Clubhouse.
[01:01:28]  Real talk, man.
[01:01:29]  So what happened with Afghanistan?
[01:01:31]  So we just out?
[01:01:32]  We just out of there?
[01:01:33]  Like, what's the deal?
[01:01:34]  Like, that shit's boring, bro.
[01:01:35]  There's just nothing going on.
[01:01:36]  Like, we're not going to attend these poppy fields no more.
[01:01:39]  Like, it wasn't worth it.
[01:01:40]  Old news.
[01:01:40]  That's the thing, bro.
[01:01:42]  Brighter horizons, you know?
[01:01:43]  Yeah.
[01:01:44]  You can't be worried about your ex all the time.
[01:01:45]  Like, you just got to keep it moving.
[01:01:46]  Yeah.
[01:01:47]  I think we just too broke.
[01:01:48]  And so we're like, yo, we can't keep overextending ourselves militarily around the world.
[01:01:52]  I think that's kind of what it is.
[01:01:53]  Like, we're fucking printing money out here.
[01:01:55]  Eventually, somebody will be like, hey, hey, we need to get paid.
[01:01:58]  Yeah, like old heartbreak, bro.
[01:02:00]  Nah, that's what's happening.
[01:02:02]  But I like it.
[01:02:02]  Fuck it.
[01:02:03]  Yeah, let's get out of there.
[01:02:04]  Let's get out of everywhere.
[01:02:05]  Let's get out of all that shit.
[01:02:07]  And then China's going to come in and say what?
[01:02:09]  China's going to come in and fill this.
[01:02:10]  Let them overexpose themselves.
[01:02:12]  Yeah, they got the money to do it.
[01:02:14]  No, they don't.
[01:02:14]  Yes, they do.
[01:02:15]  No, they don't.
[01:02:16]  They do.
[01:02:17]  You know how much money they got?
[01:02:18]  They got money.
[01:02:19]  How do you know how much money they got?
[01:02:20]  Because we pay them.
[01:02:21]  Fuck.
[01:02:23]  And they got mad Bitcoin too.
[01:02:26]  Fuck them.
[01:02:27]  And mad gold medals.
[01:02:28]  Now they got all the gold.
[01:02:28]  Nah, nah, nah, nah.
[01:02:29]  They got a ton of gold.
[01:02:30]  They got more gold than going through that.
[01:02:32]  Also, their overall medals was trash.
[01:02:34]  And then we obviously won because we're the greatest country that's ever existed.
[01:02:37]  Women's basketball history in the world.
[01:02:38]  Let's go women's basketball.
[01:02:40]  Let's go.
[01:02:40]  Go men's basketball.
[01:02:42]  We can call ourselves world champions.
[01:02:44]  I tell them.
[01:02:45]  I told them, y'all got to do it now.
[01:02:46]  You can still do it.
[01:02:47]  But baseball, y'all can't call yourself world champions.
[01:02:50]  Oh, that's a good point.
[01:02:51]  Y'all can't do that in baseball.
[01:02:52]  Baseball lost.
[01:02:53]  Japan won.
[01:02:54]  So whoever wins in baseball for the next three years, you can't call yourself world champions.
[01:02:59]  You're American champs.
[01:03:01]  What about the Japanese league?
[01:03:02]  They can call themselves world champs.
[01:03:03]  But also, the MLB players weren't playing on the team.
[01:03:06]  It was collegiate athletes.
[01:03:09]  Oh, we didn't send out boys.
[01:03:10]  Not the best.
[01:03:11]  Oh, we're the world champs.
[01:03:12]  We're the world championship.
[01:03:13]  It's a world series, man.
[01:03:15]  We're not sending our best.
[01:03:16]  No, no, no.
[01:03:16]  Not the ones on the main roster.
[01:03:18]  We're professionals, but not like the 40-man or whatever's on a baseball team roster.
[01:03:22]  I don't think Japan sent their best.
[01:03:23]  Stop it.
[01:03:24]  I think they stop it.
[01:03:25]  What's that guy's name?
[01:03:25]  Otani?
[01:03:26]  Was he there?
[01:03:27]  Shohei Otani.
[01:03:28]  Yeah.
[01:03:28]  If he wasn't, he was probably there.
[01:03:30]  And you wouldn't be able to tell it.
[01:03:34]  Come on.
[01:03:35]  You were fucked up.
[01:03:36]  I would be able to tell the difference.
[01:03:38]  I'm not racist, but you probably need a new strategy.
[01:03:42]  Y'all fuck that shit.
[01:03:45]  I like that.
[01:03:45]  Y'all are crazy, bro.
[01:03:47]  But you're crazy, too.
[01:03:48]  These players wear hats and glasses.
[01:03:50]  They're in disguise.
[01:03:51]  You can't tell them apart.
[01:03:52]  He's wearing the same outfit.
[01:03:53]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:03:53]  The coach even wears that outfit for no reason.
[01:03:55]  Like, why is that?
[01:03:57]  What are you doing?
[01:03:57]  Why is he putting your suit on, you unprofessional piece of shit?
[01:04:00]  You don't football coach and just fucking full pads?
[01:04:03]  Yeah, that'd be hilarious, though.
[01:04:06]  What else we got cooking this week, man?
[01:04:08]  Are we excited for this tour?
[01:04:10]  I'll tell you one thing.
[01:04:11]  Oh, man.
[01:04:12]  I am fucking excited.
[01:04:13]  Dallas, you guys are in for something, man.
[01:04:14]  Houston, y'all are in for motherfucking something.
[01:04:16]  I mean, it seems like every day we keep adding some shit to the show, and I'm like, what is this show?
[01:04:21]  I don't know.
[01:04:22]  Honestly, I think we're going to lose money.
[01:04:24]  I think we're going to outspend ourselves.
[01:04:27]  It started as a comedy tour.
[01:04:28]  Yeah.
[01:04:28]  And now it's just circled to Solana.
[01:04:30]  Now it's fucking shit.
[01:04:31]  We're going to sit here.
[01:04:33]  We're going to Kanye this shit.
[01:04:34]  We're going to be floating above the whole infamous tour.
[01:04:38]  We are going to file for bankruptcy at the end of this shit.
[01:04:41]  It's going to be fucking crazy.
[01:04:43]  Infamous literal money.
[01:04:44]  Yeah.
[01:04:46]  But yeah, it's going to be absolutely crazy, man.
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[01:07:12]  What else we got?
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[01:07:13]  Leo Messi.
[01:07:14]  Oh, shit.
[01:07:15]  Big news.
[01:07:15]  Yeah.
[01:07:16]  Yeah.
[01:07:16]  Big news in the soccer worlds.
[01:07:18]  Big news in the soccer world.
[01:07:19]  Football.
[01:07:22]  Messi broke down at his press conference.
[01:07:25]  He's crying because the club that he was with since he was a child.
[01:07:29]  I think a lot of people don't realize this.
[01:07:31]  Like, he was with them since he's like, what, 12 years old?
[01:07:34]  His whole life.
[01:07:35]  Two decades he was there.
[01:07:36]  Two decades.
[01:07:36]  That's crazy.
[01:07:37]  FC Barcelona is not extending his contract, and he said he had offered to lower his salary up to 50% so that he could stay with the team.
[01:07:46]  He said, Last year, I did not want to be with this team.
[01:07:48]  We worked things out.
[01:07:49]  Now I wanted to.
[01:07:50]  And on the surface, it looked like this was simply just a club being over a player and going, We need to get younger at that position.
[01:08:00]  But now it looks like there's some more politics involved, right?
[01:08:03]  There's like certain things that are going on with the league, different salary cap things that are happening.
[01:08:07]  You have, I mean, La Liga, the league, yeah, La Liga.
[01:08:13]  No, but I mean, the specific La Liga is in Spain, yeah, which is doing the salary cap.
[01:08:19]  They're the ones forcing them to trade.
[01:08:21]  And what was interesting always about soccer, and correct me if I'm wrong, but at least in Europe, is that it was similar to baseball here where they could just keep spending.
[01:08:28]  There wasn't a salary cap.
[01:08:29]  And that's why you had certain teams from the bigger cities, Barcelona, Madrid, right?
[01:08:33]  I'm sure like Arsenal cities that seemed like they had endless budgets, right?
[01:08:38]  Especially the ones that are getting bought out by foreign investment.
[01:08:41]  Right?
[01:08:41]  You have some like Qatari management fund, and all of a sudden they've got this endless oil money, so you can keep throwing it these players.
[01:08:49]  So La Liga steps in and says something like, I believe I have the notes here somewhere, but like that the salary cap has to be roughly 70 percent of your revenue, can't exceed 70 percent of your revenue.
[01:09:03]  So I guess this is their way to make sure that these teams aren't losing money.
[01:09:06]  But Barcelona's balance sheet was completely fucked.
[01:09:09]  Like they were super in debt.
[01:09:11]  So they said they just couldn't afford to bring on Messi no matter what.
[01:09:16]  So La Liga does this thing where they're about to get this 2.2 billion dollar injection from some foreign investment for the whole league.
[01:09:23]  I think 10% of that goes to each team or something like that.
[01:09:27]  And that would have bumped their salary cap.
[01:09:29]  Exactly.
[01:09:29]  That was going to bump their salary cap up enough to get Messi.
[01:09:33]  Real Madrid says, fuck that.
[01:09:36]  We don't want to go.
[01:09:37]  We don't want that foreign investment.
[01:09:38]  Oh, no, no.
[01:09:39]  It wasn't 10% was going to be paid to that investor.
[01:09:42]  So 10% of the revenue from the league would be paid for the investor, even though that money would be dispersed amongst all these teams.
[01:09:49]  But Real Madrid was like, fuck that.
[01:09:50]  We don't want to pay that.
[01:09:51]  Bail Barcelona out, bail some other teams out.
[01:09:54]  So they said no.
[01:09:55]  And after they rejected it, Barcelona rejected it.
[01:09:58]  Now they don't have enough money to bring on Messi.
[01:09:59]  Wow.
[01:10:00]  So now you could also, you could always say, well, Messi, you can make your salary 10%.
[01:10:05]  And but the reason why they said no to it, because I believe they had to sell, I think, 50% of the airing rights to the investor.
[01:10:15]  They didn't want to give that up.
[01:10:16]  And it makes sense.
[01:10:17]  If you're Real Madrid, it's like, no, we make all the fucking, we're the Dallas Cowboys.
[01:10:21]  Like, that is Spain's Dallas Cowboys, or FC Barcelona is Spain's Dallas Cowboys.
[01:10:24]  And they're like, why the fuck are we going to share our revenue?
[01:10:27]  Yeah.
[01:10:27]  People around the world pay to watch us play.
[01:10:30]  People around the world identify as Real Madrid fans or Barcelona fans.
[01:10:33]  So they were in this kind of sticky situation where I guess contractually they couldn't spend the extra money on Messi.
[01:10:40]  So it wasn't as devious as it looked like.
[01:10:42]  On the podium, it looked like they were like, you're not worth it.
[01:10:44]  Yeah, it looked crazy.
[01:10:46]  But they also fucked up their money where like they fucked up their balance sheet and their personal financials where they couldn't afford him without this, you know, crazy extracurricular thing.
[01:10:54]  Yeah, injection.
[01:10:55]  Spain's kind of known for doing that.
[01:10:56]  Yeah, Spain is not the most financially savvy country in the world.
[01:11:02]  I think they got bailed out earlier.
[01:11:03]  Didn't they get bailed out?
[01:11:04]  We talking all this shit.
[01:11:05]  We just bailed ourselves out.
[01:11:07]  They just not allowed us to print.
[01:11:09]  Why didn't they print American dollars?
[01:11:10]  That's so stupid of them.
[01:11:12]  Like, why didn't they just do that?
[01:11:13]  Because that's fire.
[01:11:14]  But it is interesting because it's one of those things where if you're an athlete, you can always play for your team.
[01:11:18]  You just got to decide how much you're willing to take.
[01:11:20]  So if you were like, yo, pay me $10 a day and you stay there, you can stay there.
[01:11:23]  So he's sad that they weren't able to afford him, but they're still not able to afford you at the price that you're dictating.
[01:11:31]  Any player that's good enough can always continue to play for a team.
[01:11:35]  Yeah.
[01:11:36]  It's just how much they're willing to sacrifice.
[01:11:39]  And I agree with him not wanting to sacrifice more than 50% because he knows he can get that anywhere else.
[01:11:45]  He can get more.
[01:11:46]  Even that is huge.
[01:11:47]  Huge.
[01:11:47]  He's going to get paid more than what, like, his potential transfer to PSG, which is where a lot of people are saying he's going to go, is like looking like a record-breaking transfer.
[01:11:55]  Yeah.
[01:11:55]  And probably not worth it.
[01:11:56]  I mean, I know it's only like a two-year deal with like one-year option or something like that, but it's like, it's probably not even worth it for PSG.
[01:12:02]  I mean, I'm not trying to shit on Messi, but the guy's 34 years old.
[01:12:05]  His best years are behind him.
[01:12:06]  And you're going to do this monstrous deal.
[01:12:10]  It'd be way better if he came over to the MLS.
[01:12:12]  Like, I think you were saying, like, do the Beckham deal where you get an equity stake.
[01:12:15]  The guy's already staying in Miami.
[01:12:17]  I was seeing on one of these real estate things that it was a $4 million.
[01:12:21]  No, no, sorry.
[01:12:22]  It was a $200,000 a month place he was renting out.
[01:12:26]  Beckham?
[01:12:26]  Whoa.
[01:12:26]  No.
[01:12:27]  What, Messi?
[01:12:28]  Messi.
[01:12:28]  Oh, really?
[01:12:28]  He's in Miami.
[01:12:30]  He has aspirations to play in the MLS or at least play in America.
[01:12:33]  Why not come before you're at the tail end of your career, the real tail end?
[01:12:37]  Come at 34 where you're still elite and just ball out on these motherfuckers.
[01:12:42]  Yeah.
[01:12:42]  Right?
[01:12:42]  And get a piece of the franchise that you build up.
[01:12:45]  Yeah.
[01:12:45]  It makes perfect sense.
[01:12:47]  And do it in Miami where you have the Latin vibe, the Latin culture, the South American culture.
[01:12:51]  There's so much influence.
[01:12:52]  Like, you're going to have, I mean, the food's not amazing in Miami, but still, you're going to be able to go to a fucking Argentine steakhouse.
[01:12:57]  You can talk to your people.
[01:12:58]  There'll probably be more Argentine people in Miami than there were in Spain.
[01:13:03]  Yeah, probably.
[01:13:04]  Yeah, I thought that's what he was going to do.
[01:13:06]  100%.
[01:13:06]  No brainer, right?
[01:13:07]  He might be in this mindset where he's like, yo, I'm still elite.
[01:13:10]  I still want a champion.
[01:13:11]  I want to chase this.
[01:13:12]  Like, he just won his first international trophy with Argentina.
[01:13:16]  Like, he might still be in the competitor's mindset where he's like, I don't want to give up what I got.
[01:13:20]  Yeah, I guess that is true.
[01:13:21]  Like, we look at coming to America.
[01:13:24]  We understand that it's not the most elite competition for soccer, but we're also looking at like, yo, you could be a star in America.
[01:13:30]  Like, we assume everybody in the world eventually wants to be a star in America.
[01:13:34]  Yeah.
[01:13:34]  Like, that's the pinnacle of being a star.
[01:13:36]  Which they might.
[01:13:37]  If it's in music, if it's in any of these other things, you want to make it in America, right?
[01:13:40]  So we're like, all right, you already achieved everything that there is to achieve over there.
[01:13:44]  Come here.
[01:13:45]  I wonder if Cristiano Ronaldo go.
[01:13:49]  I mean, he's just in like this psychological arms race with Cristiano Ronaldo, where it's like, who's the best?
[01:13:53]  Who's the greatest of all time?
[01:13:54]  Who's the greatest the last three decades?
[01:13:55]  And he's like, all right, like if I tap out now, Ronaldo's going to put a crazy goals in Syria.
[01:14:00]  Like, I'm not going to, I'm just going to be out of the conversation.
[01:14:02]  There's always going to be an asterisk on me where it's like, Ronaldo had an extra three years.
[01:14:05]  He won another Euro, and Messi was playing for LA Galaxy.
[01:14:09]  But if Ronaldo was here right now, Messi would be here in a heartbeat.
[01:14:13]  And if I'm them, you want to know some wild shit?
[01:14:17]  Ring, ring, ring, ring, yep, yep, yep.
[01:14:19]  Call together.
[01:14:20]  Yeah.
[01:14:20]  Say we get a piece of the franchise.
[01:14:22]  We're coming together.
[01:14:24]  Yep.
[01:14:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:26]  Peppa club.
[01:14:27]  Yeah.
[01:14:28]  Let's go.
[01:14:28]  LA.
[01:14:28]  Let's go to Miami.
[01:14:30]  Could they play together?
[01:14:30]  I don't know enough about the sport.
[01:14:31]  I mean, maybe they could, but I don't know of any club that could afford both of them.
[01:14:34]  No, no, because you're giving them equity in the club.
[01:14:36]  Yeah.
[01:14:36]  So you can pay the minimal.
[01:14:38]  If they want to give up equity, though, you have to sell the equity.
[01:14:40]  Son, I will give up equity.
[01:14:43]  If you do not give up equity to have Messi and Ronaldo on the same fucking team, and I don't know if they could play together because they both need the rock to do to do work.
[01:14:51]  But they play on opposite sides of the world.
[01:14:52]  Different positions.
[01:14:53]  Yeah.
[01:14:54]  But yes, different positions, but like the offense needs to flow through them in order for them to be successful, right?
[01:14:58]  Exactly.
[01:14:59]  So it's like, oh my God, imagine that.
[01:15:02]  I'd go to a fucking soccer game.
[01:15:03]  Yeah, that would be enough to be like, all right, maybe soccer's on.
[01:15:07]  How are their agents not having this discussion?
[01:15:09]  Or maybe that's what's happening.
[01:15:10]  Two-year deal at PSG.
[01:15:11]  They must.
[01:15:12]  Because my thing is, I don't know what Ronaldo's contract is.
[01:15:15]  So he's with Juventus right now, and his contract might be up in two years.
[01:15:18]  And then they might just be like, all right, let's bounce.
[01:15:20]  Let's go get equity in the MLS.
[01:15:22]  Chill in America.
[01:15:24]  Oh, my God.
[01:15:24]  They both moved to Miami.
[01:15:26]  Crazy bag.
[01:15:26]  And that shit makes a big difference.
[01:15:28]  I remember I went to one of the first Orlando City games I went to, they just signed Kaka.
[01:15:33]  And he was like, bro, it was crazy.
[01:15:36]  It was in the Citrus Bowl.
[01:15:37]  It was like 70,000 people.
[01:15:38]  They asked him after the game, they were like, Were you nervous, you know, for like this game?
[01:15:42]  He was like, Yeah, I was more nervous for this game than the World Cup.
[01:15:44]  And they were like, Why?
[01:15:45]  And they're like, The World Cup, there's only 30,000 people in the stadium.
[01:15:48]  It was like in Brazil, it was a small state.
[01:15:49]  Like, they don't make stadiums like they make them in America.
[01:15:51]  I've never played in front of this many people in my life.
[01:15:53]  Did he ball out?
[01:15:53]  Yeah, he was fire.
[01:15:54]  He scored.
[01:15:55]  He scored and people went fucking crazy.
[01:15:57]  It was crazy.
[01:15:57]  Yeah, he was like one of the first big stars that came to Orlando.
[01:16:00]  I think they just became an MOS team.
[01:16:01]  Like, yeah, it was a crazy thing.
[01:16:03]  So, I think you get those guys and like because America comes out for the stars.
[01:16:07]  Like, any soccer game where there's stars, like, they show out.
[01:16:12]  Son, America is Vegas for European soccer players.
[01:16:17]  At the end of your career, Ronaldo's contract.
[01:16:20]  Guys, Wembley has 90,000 seats.
[01:16:22]  Since Iro for intern, AC Milan is 80,000 seats.
[01:16:25]  That's what he said.
[01:16:26]  I'm just saying what he said.
[01:16:27]  I hear what I hear what Dev was saying.
[01:16:29]  It's like Kaka has played in these stadiums that were very big before.
[01:16:33]  What a Citrus Bowl.
[01:16:34]  I'm looking at it.
[01:16:35]  But look, it doesn't matter.
[01:16:36]  That's my task.
[01:16:38]  What was I just saying?
[01:16:39]  That was a good point.
[01:16:39]  And then Dev interrupted it.
[01:16:42]  But I was about to say that Ronaldo's contract ends summer of 22, summer of 22.
[01:16:46]  Oh, America is Vegas for European soccer players.
[01:16:49]  You know how, like, you do a residency at the end of your career, so you don't got to be traveling all around.
[01:16:53]  Motherfuckers come to you.
[01:16:54]  That's all you do.
[01:16:55]  You come here, and this is where you're going to spend the twilight of your career.
[01:17:00]  But come a little bit earlier.
[01:17:01]  Instead of coming at like 39 or 38, come at 34.
[01:17:06]  You'll make so much fucking money through endorsements and all these other things.
[01:17:09]  And maybe you're already making that money over there, but ideally, you've made so much money where it's not going to be that much of a difference.
[01:17:14]  But get involved in deals, man.
[01:17:16]  Like, be at the precipice of this sport here in America and be the face of every single thing.
[01:17:22]  Like, I know, I know it's crazy to say, and I know that people listening out there in Europe is like, motherfucker, you can make money out here too.
[01:17:28]  I get that.
[01:17:29]  I understand that.
[01:17:30]  There's no question.
[01:17:31]  But you're talking to 350 million people that only a fraction of them watch the sport.
[01:17:40]  And you could be the person that makes all of them start watching.
[01:17:45]  And when you are, you have that ambassador status forever.
[01:17:48]  Yeah.
[01:17:49]  Like, what is it?
[01:17:50]  Pele or whatever?
[01:17:51]  Like, that motherfucker will get a bag no matter what for the rest of his life because he was an ambassador of the sport to so many.
[01:17:56]  Yeah.
[01:17:57]  Especially here in America.
[01:17:58]  Like, how do I know that guy's name?
[01:18:00]  Because that was the guy.
[01:18:01]  That was a tall guy with a bun.
[01:18:02]  No, Ronaldinho.
[01:18:03]  That was Ronaldinho.
[01:18:04]  Pele was a Brazilian guy.
[01:18:06]  Yeah.
[01:18:06]  Back in the day, like.
[01:18:07]  Played in like 70s, 80s.
[01:18:09]  He was right.
[01:18:10]  He was just all-time great.
[01:18:10]  He's like once in America that I only know is just the guy with the bun because he was in commercials and then Bended like back.
[01:18:18]  No, he's the bot.
[01:18:18]  The guy with the bun is the Swedish guy.
[01:18:21]  Oh, Zlatan?
[01:18:22]  Latan is doing exactly what you're talking about.
[01:18:24]  He came, he was on Jimmy Kimmel, all the time.
[01:18:27]  Now he went back to Europe.
[01:18:28]  And he said, he literally ends like, my work here is done.
[01:18:30]  Like he crushed him in LA, but he didn't do anything more than elevate soccer, you know, the soccer experience for those fans.
[01:18:37]  But no one's putting him in.
[01:18:38]  He thought he was going to be in movies and sitcoms and all that.
[01:18:41]  He went back to Europe.
[01:18:42]  Because I actually think for some of these stars like Ronaldo or Messi, when they come over here, it must be a relief to not be approached.
[01:18:51]  Like there's definitely a 70% reduction in how many people come up to you.
[01:18:56]  I saw like a video where they did like a counter of like five minutes of how many people walked up to Ronaldo just going to a coffee shop.
[01:19:03]  It's most famous person in the world.
[01:19:05]  It was, I think, Maradona.
[01:19:08]  That's the rock.
[01:19:09]  Yeah.
[01:19:10]  Maradona said he used to love New York because he was like anonymous here.
[01:19:15]  He can walk the streets.
[01:19:16]  He could be a normal person.
[01:19:17]  And then this is at a time where he was the most famous soccer player in the world.
[01:19:20]  Right.
[01:19:20]  And then you come to the greatest city in the world and nobody bothers you.
[01:19:25]  Would you recognize Messi if you saw him on the street?
[01:19:27]  No.
[01:19:27]  As well.
[01:19:28]  I don't even know what you're talking about.
[01:19:29]  You recognize Ronaldo.
[01:19:30]  Yes.
[01:19:30]  Yeah.
[01:19:31]  He's a pretty pretty motherfucker.
[01:19:33]  He's pretty.
[01:19:34]  And also he's going to dress in a certain way.
[01:19:35]  He's going to command a certain attention.
[01:19:36]  He's also like probably six foot, maybe even taller, six two or something like that.
[01:19:40]  Like, you're going to notice somebody of that size, uh, even if they got a hat and they're trying to cool it.
[01:19:46]  Yeah, but Messi could sneak in, bro.
[01:19:49]  Yeah, Messi could see what happens.
[01:19:51]  I think he goes PSG for a little because this is exactly what Beckham did.
[01:19:54]  He went PSG for low and then bounced over.
[01:19:56]  So I'm assuming, like, you just go get the craziest bag you can get in Europe, yeah, and then get an even bigger bag in America.

=== Government Overreach Fears (12:41) ===

[01:20:02]  But come earlier, dude.
[01:20:04]  Dominate, like, still have fun.
[01:20:06]  I think that's part of the arrogance.
[01:20:07]  What is that that you think that they'd be 40 and I'll still ball on all these motherfuckers?
[01:20:12]  Like, I'm assuming that's what it is.
[01:20:13]  Like, but I don't know, man.
[01:20:16]  I don't know.
[01:20:16]  I mean, the level's gotten better, but like, I'm assuming in their mindset, they're like, America?
[01:20:19]  Yeah.
[01:20:20]  That's like talking to an NBA player about to go play ball on Turkey.
[01:20:22]  Turkey.
[01:20:23]  He's like, yeah.
[01:20:25]  Like, I'll go when I'm 50.
[01:20:26]  It doesn't matter.
[01:20:26]  Yeah, it doesn't matter.
[01:20:28]  Oh, well.
[01:20:29]  Anyway.
[01:20:31]  Okay.
[01:20:31]  What else?
[01:20:32]  What about this Rogan vaccine situation?
[01:20:34]  Trying to come for Rogan again.
[01:20:36]  Trying to come from Rogan again.
[01:20:37]  This time, do you feel like it's different?
[01:20:40]  Honestly, I'm like so out of it, like with Twitter cancellations and that kind of stuff.
[01:20:45]  But we should basically, I wrote some notes down about what it is and what's going on.
[01:20:49]  What's the whole conversation?
[01:20:50]  Right.
[01:20:51]  So Rogan was very critical of the idea of like vaccine passports and saying the requirement would mean that the country is moving a step closer towards dictatorship.
[01:21:00]  I don't think that's where the pushback was coming from.
[01:21:03]  I think a lot of people, it was my understanding.
[01:21:06]  Some of it.
[01:21:06]  Oh, because my understanding is he was getting pushback for alluding to the fact that having people vaccinated, but a specific type of vaccine, which still allows you to get the virus, can cause mutations in the virus.
[01:21:21]  And that maybe is where these new strains are coming from.
[01:21:24]  Right.
[01:21:24]  And there's a study that that was based on.
[01:21:27]  I have it here somewhere.
[01:21:28]  Yeah.
[01:21:28]  It was in like 2015 is the one he cited.
[01:21:30]  Yeah.
[01:21:31]  And it wasn't using COVID viruses.
[01:21:32]  It was using a different virus on like chickens or something like that.
[01:21:36]  And they didn't even conclude that the fact that they were vaccinated made the virus mutate.
[01:21:41]  They couldn't.
[01:21:42]  But that is one theory and one feeling.
[01:21:44]  And I guess I understand the logic behind it, which is like a virus is going to try to survive.
[01:21:48]  So it's going to change and shift in any way that it can in order to survive.
[01:21:52]  And if you allow it to enter a body with a vaccine, it's going to find ways to get around the vaccine.
[01:21:58]  Yeah.
[01:21:58]  It's like germ-resistant bacteria or something.
[01:22:01]  Like they're going to do what they can, right?
[01:22:03]  That's that, that is what they a virus is just trying to exist.
[01:22:06]  Yeah.
[01:22:07]  And it will mutate in any possible way to make sure that it continues existing.
[01:22:10]  And if it's too deadly, it'll kill off the host.
[01:22:12]  So over time, it will get less deadly and it'll mutate to not have the host just die out immediately.
[01:22:16]  Right.
[01:22:17]  And different viruses also operate different ways.
[01:22:19]  Right.
[01:22:19]  That's an interesting thing to point out: is that if viruses are too deadly, they run out of people to exist within.
[01:22:25]  They still need the host.
[01:22:26]  So there is a symbiotic relationship where it's like, we want to fuck you up, but not too much where we don't got a place to live.
[01:22:33]  Right.
[01:22:33]  We just want to be a shitty tenant.
[01:22:35]  You know, that's really what we are.
[01:22:36]  We're a shitty tenant and we're going to fuck up your house.
[01:22:39]  Your rug's going to be messed up, et cetera.
[01:22:40]  But we're going to pay the rent on time.
[01:22:42]  Yeah.
[01:22:42]  You know, so you don't want us going anywhere.
[01:22:44]  So basically, he's getting a lot of shit for that.
[01:22:49]  And it's tricky, man, because I understand where people are coming from with not wanting the government overreach when it comes to the vaccine stuff.
[01:23:00]  I do understand that.
[01:23:03]  I also understand where the government is coming from because I think the only thing that they care about is making sure that less people die on their watch than died on Trump's watch.
[01:23:12]  So it's like, how can we guarantee that?
[01:23:14]  More people are vaccinated.
[01:23:16]  More people are vaccinated, less deaths.
[01:23:18]  We win the, it's not even a culture war.
[01:23:21]  We win like the science war.
[01:23:22]  We win like the politicians taking care of the people war.
[01:23:25]  Like, look what we did.
[01:23:26]  We actually took care of you guys where Trump, hundreds of thousands of people fucking died.
[01:23:30]  So I think that's their main concern.
[01:23:32]  And I think they're looking out for that.
[01:23:33]  So I understand where they're coming from.
[01:23:34]  That it's just easier.
[01:23:35]  Like, if you're a politician, you're just like, all right, how do people just not die?
[01:23:38]  They got to get vaccinated.
[01:23:39]  Bully them into getting vaccinated.
[01:23:40]  What can we do?
[01:23:41]  Take away any of their luxuries, take away the fun shit that they want to do.
[01:23:44]  They're not going to get vaccinated.
[01:23:45]  Now, I understand the people that go, well, this is one step away.
[01:23:49]  What else are they going to do?
[01:23:50]  And oftentimes, when governments take power, they don't give it back.
[01:23:53]  It's very rare.
[01:23:54]  Like, once you have something, anybody, once you have something, it's hard to give it back.
[01:23:58]  Like, you think these restaurants are going to give back their outdoor seating without a fight?
[01:24:01]  No.
[01:24:01]  You're out your fucking mind.
[01:24:02]  They started going, oh, this is how our balance sheet looks now.
[01:24:05]  We make another $100,000 a month with the outside.
[01:24:08]  You think I'm giving you $100,000 back?
[01:24:10]  You're crazy.
[01:24:12]  So nobody gives back, right?
[01:24:14]  They start taxing you at a high rate.
[01:24:16]  It's rare that shit's going to come back down because they start spending that money and they go, We like spending that money.
[01:24:20]  I like having a few more government jobs.
[01:24:22]  I like having an assistant over here.
[01:24:23]  I don't want to give that up.
[01:24:24]  So I understand that fear.
[01:24:25]  I think that fear is real and I think it's reasonable.
[01:24:28]  You know, the people are going, this is how, do I think America is going to turn into a dictatorship?
[01:24:33]  No.
[01:24:34]  I just don't understand that argument.
[01:24:36]  How forcing people to get a vaccine is one step closer to dictatorship.
[01:24:41]  I don't think we ever go dictatorship, but I do think that we tread in territories of government overreach.
[01:24:46]  And I think we've already done that in plenty of different instances.
[01:24:50]  So and I think that we should watch out for it.
[01:24:52]  I think that we should give pushback for it.
[01:24:54]  But there's stuff already that is mandatory and we accept it.
[01:24:57]  Like we all get vaccinations when we're babies.
[01:25:00]  Yes.
[01:25:00]  We accept it.
[01:25:01]  Yes.
[01:25:01]  So it's like, why?
[01:25:02]  I just don't, why is this one the tipping point?
[01:25:06]  I know that a lot of people bring up the FDA thing.
[01:25:08]  They're like, if it was FDA approved, then maybe it wouldn't be that bad.
[01:25:11]  Yeah.
[01:25:11]  I still have a feeling that there would be people who are like anti-vaccine, even if it was FDA approved.
[01:25:16]  I'd be like, they'd be like, why is the government mandating that I do this thing?
[01:25:19]  Even though they mandate that you do get vaccines for other things, like your kids get vaccinated for school, et cetera.
[01:25:24]  But I think that the fact that there is like a little bit of an insecurity of the efficacy of the vaccine, I completely understand like not wanting to be forced to take something that the government isn't even sure is totally good.
[01:25:37]  Like the government will say flat out, it's not FDA approved yet.
[01:25:41]  Right.
[01:25:41]  Right.
[01:25:42]  They'll just say that flat out.
[01:25:43]  But they're also saying, we want you to take it.
[01:25:47]  That's tricky.
[01:25:48]  Yeah.
[01:25:49]  Who do we trust?
[01:25:50]  Do we trust you or you?
[01:25:52]  Yeah.
[01:25:53]  Like, which you do we trust?
[01:25:55]  Yeah.
[01:25:55]  Do we trust the you that says it's not ready?
[01:25:58]  Yeah.
[01:25:58]  For approval.
[01:25:59]  Now, it doesn't mean it's not ready to take it.
[01:26:00]  I've taken it, but it's not ready for approval.
[01:26:03]  Or do we trust the you that says, hey, we need all of you to take it?
[01:26:06]  What do you guys think?
[01:26:07]  I mean, it's like tricky.
[01:26:09]  And I kind of understand Rogan's position where it's like, I even understand not wanting to do it if you're just mandated to do it.
[01:26:14]  Like, I know a lot of people are like, yeah, I want to get it, but I don't want to be forced to get it.
[01:26:18]  Yep.
[01:26:19]  And like to the dictatorship point, like, I don't think America is ever going to be lit into like a full-blown dictatorship.
[01:26:24]  But also, every operational dictatorship didn't think they were going to be in a dictatorship.
[01:26:28]  You know what I mean?
[01:26:29]  Like, it was a desperate people that were polarized and like, and then someone came through and became a dictator.
[01:26:35]  Yeah, but I mean, like, this isn't like taking, I just don't see it as like a big act of taking away our liberties by them like mandating for us to do something that is going to help us in the long run.
[01:26:48]  Right.
[01:26:48]  And that's how it's always proposed.
[01:26:50]  And then they just see, like, oh, is it only going to be used for that?
[01:26:53]  So, like, this is like kind of a similar thing.
[01:26:56]  What else could it be used for?
[01:26:57]  Like, just give me an example so I can help.
[01:26:59]  In terms of like bodily autonomy, like, oh, you have to do something else with your body that is going to help the greater good.
[01:27:05]  You have to get vaccinated for everything else.
[01:27:07]  I don't know necessarily like what the specifics are, but I see where people are going.
[01:27:11]  And some people have this insecurity and this anxiety.
[01:27:14]  And I'm sure there's a part, I'm not sure, but I imagine there's a part of Rogan who's like, a lot of people are afraid to say this publicly.
[01:27:21]  I have, but they feel it.
[01:27:23]  You know, and I'm sure he has friends in the science community that are like, hey, I'd like to say this, but I'm afraid of saying this.
[01:27:30]  So he's like, I'm going to go out there and I'm going to say this thing and I'm going to express the fears that people have.
[01:27:35]  And I think that he's done that a lot, not just with vaccines, but he's done that with other things.
[01:27:39]  Obviously, you know, I'm very grateful, but he's done it for, you know, woke culture, PC shit.
[01:27:45]  Like, he's willing to push back.
[01:27:46]  So this is a hot-button topic right now with the vaccines.
[01:27:48]  Everything's going back to vaccines.
[01:27:50]  So no matter how much sauce or no matter how much sauce he puts on himself, the media is going to put all the flavor right like 100%.
[01:27:58]  And anyone in a public position that's not just in favor of getting it and like wanting to push back and question this thing that's going to obviously help a lot of people.
[01:28:05]  They're going to use.
[01:28:06]  Yeah.
[01:28:06]  Yeah.
[01:28:07]  So one thing that like someone brought up that actually that was an interesting point is that the there's a bill that's now put out that is basically going to try to use smartphones to scan what's on your screen to see if there's dangerous images.
[01:28:19]  Have you heard about this?
[01:28:20]  So like effectively they're able to use AI to detect like if there's criminal images on your phone, if there's child porn on your phone, things like that in order to obviously protect people from having criminal images on their phone.
[01:28:31]  What if somebody airdrops some child porn on my phone?
[01:28:34]  And so obviously they'd be able to trace where it came from if you intentionally try to get it, blah, blah, blah.
[01:28:37]  And they'd be able to use the AI.
[01:28:39]  Blah, blah, blah.
[01:28:40]  But people are bringing this up where they're like, yeah, it's obviously going to help a lot of people, but is that all they're going to use it for?
[01:28:46]  Are they going to be able to look for other things?
[01:28:48]  Like any sort of like dissent against the government.
[01:28:52]  And so I think people are using that as an analogy with the vaccine thing where they're like, okay, they're going to force us to do this.
[01:28:56]  What else are we going to be forced to do?
[01:29:00]  As we learn like with the Snowden shit, it's like they're already looking through all our stuff.
[01:29:03]  And it's like, this is what they're going to force.
[01:29:05]  Sorry, though.
[01:29:06]  Just me personally, it's like, if you don't got nothing to hide, go through my shit.
[01:29:09]  Like if you're doing it to save us or just because you're fucking nosy, go through my shit.
[01:29:15]  I think you trust the government to go through your shit.
[01:29:18]  It's not, it doesn't hurt me.
[01:29:19]  It's not about that.
[01:29:19]  And I understand his position.
[01:29:21]  I understand the pushbacks of your position as well.
[01:29:23]  Yeah.
[01:29:23]  But I guess what I think everything comes down to is like, you could just follow capitalism as capitalism is going to dictate the market every single time in America.
[01:29:31]  Like wherever the money is made, that's where people are going to go.
[01:29:36]  So obviously they're looking at these cities and they're going, I need to get re-elected so people kind of not die.
[01:29:41]  But at the same time, if the economy shifts a bit, I might not get re-elected.
[01:29:47]  So I need to make sure the economy keeps going and people don't die.
[01:29:50]  What is the easiest way to connect those two dots?
[01:29:52]  Vaccine.
[01:29:54]  People don't die.
[01:29:55]  People can go out, buy shit, work, do whatever.
[01:29:58]  That makes the most sense to me.
[01:29:59]  I think that's why they would want to use it.
[01:30:01]  Yeah.
[01:30:01]  I think that's, I think that's where their position.
[01:30:03]  But you could follow capitalism with this shit every single time, man.
[01:30:06]  But once you hand over that power to the government, you're never going to get away.
[01:30:08]  10 years from now, you have some president in charge that's crazy that's like, oh, we can just use this to get.
[01:30:14]  And I get that point too, but it's like.
[01:30:16]  The thing that's interesting is if enough people start boycotting the mandatory vaccine, capitalism will support that.
[01:30:28]  Right?
[01:30:29]  Yes.
[01:30:29]  So right now, the corporations are going, you have to be vaccinated to come into our club, right?
[01:30:35]  To perform in our club.
[01:30:36]  These comedy clubs are all saying mandatory vaccine.
[01:30:38]  If enough people start going, I'm not going to do that shit.
[01:30:41]  You're not going to tell me what I got to do.
[01:30:42]  And they stop going to the clubs.
[01:30:44]  You know what's going to happen?
[01:30:45]  The club that doesn't require mandatory vaccine is going to start succeeding.
[01:30:49]  And then all those other clubs are going to go, actually, you don't need mandatory vaccine, et cetera.
[01:30:54]  It's not necessarily about the life-saving.
[01:30:56]  It's about the money saving.
[01:30:57]  Yeah, of course.
[01:30:58]  That's true.
[01:30:59]  The likelihood of that happening, though, it's less because already we're going to get it.
[01:31:04]  Exactly.
[01:31:05]  So it's almost like they knew that 50% of the people are going to do it.
[01:31:08]  And now they just bullying the other 20.
[01:31:11]  And the 50% don't give a fuck about those 20% because they're like, motherfucker, I'm already vaccinated.
[01:31:14]  I ain't going to fight for your rights for them not to tell you what to do.
[01:31:17]  Even if you were going to push back, but since you already got vaccinated, you're like, I don't care.
[01:31:20]  Your struggle's not my struggle no more.
[01:31:22]  Right?
[01:31:22]  So it's like, matter of fact, I'm like, why don't you want to get vaccinated?
[01:31:26]  Am I going to get some cancer?
[01:31:27]  You go get some kids too.
[01:31:28]  We have this together.
[01:31:29]  And they did it right at the tipping point.
[01:31:31]  They knew exactly what it was.
[01:31:31]  But it was over 50.
[01:31:33]  And they knew that that was going to be the hardest amount.
[01:31:35]  The first 50 is easy, right?
[01:31:36]  Because there are going to be a bunch of people like us who are like, I just want to do normal shit.
[01:31:39]  What do I got to do to do normal shit?
[01:31:40]  I put most things in my body to do normal shit.
[01:31:43]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:44]  Insert gay joke.
[01:31:47]  But with the people that are going to be a little tricky, they're like, all right, now we're going to force you.
[01:31:51]  And I understand why it would piss those people off the most because they're the most don't force me people.
[01:31:57]  They're the people who saw it coming, right?
[01:32:00]  There's tons of these videos of people like, well, first they're going to say, please get it.
[01:32:03]  Now they're going to force us.
[01:32:04]  And they're saying they're not allowed to do anything.
[01:32:05]  There's a bunch of these videos going around of people who predicted what would happen.
[01:32:09]  It's like, you knew it was going to happen.
[01:32:10]  You knew exactly what's going to happen.
[01:32:12]  You knew that you're the people who push back against any kind of government overreach.
[01:32:16]  And you knew it was going to get to a point where in order to get to the vaccination numbers where they want them, they're going to have to bully you.
[01:32:22]  And they're starting out bullying you by saying you can't go to restaurants.
[01:32:24]  You can't go to movie theaters.
[01:32:25]  You can't party.
[01:32:26]  You can't do these shit.
[01:32:27]  And eventually they might bully you on some real, like, you got to stay in the house.
[01:32:30]  If you're not vaccinated, you can't leave.
[01:32:33]  That could be crazy.
[01:32:34]  If it gets to that point, then I'll have a little bit of pushback.
[01:32:36]  Right now, it just seems like, yo.
[01:32:39]  And then the people that are worried about government tyranny are going to say, you waited too long.
[01:32:43]  You wait too long, right?

=== Empathizing With Gamers (03:35) ===

[01:32:44]  What is it?
[01:32:44]  When they came for the blah, blah, blah, I said nothing.
[01:32:46]  When they came for these people, I said nothing.
[01:32:48]  And when they came for those people, I said nothing.
[01:32:50]  And then when they came for me, there was no one to help.
[01:32:51]  Yeah.
[01:32:51]  Yeah.
[01:32:52]  I get it.
[01:32:52]  I get that.
[01:32:53]  Yeah.
[01:32:53]  So I empathize with these people.
[01:32:56]  I empathize with Joe and what he's staying for.
[01:32:58]  And I empathize with these people that get pushed back.
[01:33:00]  You know, I mean, for a large, we do a lot of times.
[01:33:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:33:06]  Like on this podcast, we push back a lot of these things.
[01:33:08]  If I didn't already have the vaccine, I'd probably be pushing back too.
[01:33:10]  But I got it.
[01:33:11]  Right.
[01:33:12]  So fuck y'all.
[01:33:14]  It's really what it is.
[01:33:15]  Yeah.
[01:33:16]  But I also think it's worth putting in the caveats of like, you know, while I might disagree with the vaccine on like a governmental level, I also think that it's safe, that it's effective, that if you haven't had COVID, you should definitely get it.
[01:33:26]  Like, I think there needs to be balance in the conversation, especially if you're taking like a controversial side.
[01:33:31]  You know what I mean?
[01:33:32]  Like, I think that goes with any controversial issue.
[01:33:34]  If you're talking about like jail or whatever, like, you got to be like, also, this is fucked up and it's balanced.
[01:33:39]  Yeah.
[01:33:40]  I think that, I think that'd be fair.
[01:33:42]  I think that'd be fair.
[01:33:43]  It's tricky, man.
[01:33:44]  It's tricky.
[01:33:44]  Motherfuckers just need some shit to talk about these days.
[01:33:48]  All right, yo, let's, what the fuck is that?
[01:33:51]  I'm getting these credit card charges and my credit card is lost.
[01:33:54]  Yeah.
[01:33:56]  All right.
[01:33:57]  Take a break for a second.
[01:33:58]  We got a fun guest that's going to be here that some of y'all know from the thumbnail and the title.
[01:34:03]  And I'm excited to share the pod with them.
[01:34:08]  So let's get back.
[01:34:09]  We'll pay some bills and then get back to that.
[01:34:10]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because some of y'all getting sleepy playing them video games.
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[01:34:33]  Anyway, so guys, all right.
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=== The Health Inspector Call (06:06) ===

[01:36:20]  Okay, we'll see you guys soon.
[01:36:21]  Let's get back to this show.
[01:36:22]  Uh, what's up, everybody?
[01:36:23]  Welcome to Flagrant 2.
[01:36:24]  It's your boy Schultzy.
[01:36:25]  Uh, we got Alex Media, Mark Gagnon.
[01:36:28]  A special guest is in the building.
[01:36:30]  Oh, we also got the truffle, but a very special guest is in the building.
[01:36:34]  Uh, filling in for Akash saying Akash on the road, and it is Chrissy D, Chrissy Chaos.
[01:36:40]  Let's go!
[01:36:44]  Good to be here, man.
[01:36:45]  Christmas show.
[01:36:46]  I like it, dude.
[01:36:47]  It's good, man.
[01:36:48]  I feel like it's Are you vaxed?
[01:36:50]  One shot in.
[01:36:52]  I'm half.
[01:36:53]  I'm half a vaccine because I finally, I didn't want to do it.
[01:36:57]  Okay.
[01:36:57]  I was just holding out.
[01:36:58]  Okay.
[01:36:58]  Fake cards, fake cards, fake cards.
[01:37:02]  Can I say one thing?
[01:37:03]  They had the health inspector come to the cellar, right?
[01:37:06]  Just the health inspectors just going around the cell.
[01:37:08]  He's like checking napkins and shit like that.
[01:37:09]  Like, you know, bottles of bleach, making sure they have everything.
[01:37:12]  And Chrissy just walks up and he goes, hey, what do you do here?
[01:37:14]  And he's like, I'm the health inspector.
[01:37:15]  He goes, I got vax cards for 300 if you need the health inspector.
[01:37:20]  You're like, this was like, oh, I don't.
[01:37:23]  Liz texted me from the cellar.
[01:37:24]  She's like, you fucking idiot.
[01:37:26]  I was like, I'm kidding, but for real.
[01:37:29]  No, but then, you know, see, the thing is with me is my, I go by, my daughter's godfather's an ER doctor.
[01:37:37]  Yeah.
[01:37:37]  And so he was telling me, he was like, look, dude.
[01:37:40]  Here we go.
[01:37:40]  He's like, look, dude, I'm not, you know me, man.
[01:37:43]  I'm never going to ever tell you what to do.
[01:37:45]  I haven't told you shit what to do.
[01:37:47]  He's like, but just like, he's like, it's just starting to get bad again.
[01:37:50]  He's like, nothing's going to happen to you, even if you got COVID.
[01:37:53]  He was like, but I'm telling you, you're not going to be able to do anything unless you just get this fucking dumb shot.
[01:37:59]  So he was like, you're just not going to be able to do anything.
[01:38:02]  He was like, I promise you, the restrictions are going to start to comfort people.
[01:38:06]  The fake shit's not going to work anymore.
[01:38:08]  You're going to have to get digital.
[01:38:09]  You're going to have no way around it.
[01:38:11]  So I just got one.
[01:38:12]  And my, you know, family, like my mom and dad got it, but like my girl, she was like screaming at me that I wouldn't get it.
[01:38:19]  She's like, get the fuck out of Walgreens.
[01:38:21]  Do not get that shot.
[01:38:22]  Do not get that shot.
[01:38:23]  And then I was, but I just got the first one.
[01:38:25]  And then she was like convinced I was going to die.
[01:38:28]  But so far, it's like four or five days and I feel fine.
[01:38:31]  I mean, I feel relatively fine.
[01:38:33]  I mean, you know, what am I going to do?
[01:38:35]  The fact my friend, my group chat, like, you know, we had like nine guys in the group chat.
[01:38:40]  He's, he cannot believe what an idiot I am.
[01:38:44]  Yeah.
[01:38:45]  Can we call him real quick?
[01:38:46]  No, he's actually, I was actually texting him this morning.
[01:38:49]  He's working.
[01:38:49]  He's at the firehouse.
[01:38:50]  Yeah.
[01:38:51]  So he's my buddy Pat is a fucking lead.
[01:38:54]  Yeah, dude.
[01:38:54]  He, he cannot believe that I got it.
[01:38:57]  My friends are furious that I got it.
[01:38:59]  But, you know, what am I going to?
[01:39:01]  You're leaning in, right?
[01:39:02]  Like, you moved to Staten Island.
[01:39:04]  Like, you're going all in.
[01:39:05]  I've retreated.
[01:39:06]  Yeah, dude.
[01:39:08]  I saw that the enemy was, you know, coming, coming, coming.
[01:39:12]  So I said, you know what?
[01:39:13]  We're going to retreat over this bridge.
[01:39:15]  This is where we'll regroup.
[01:39:17]  But it was nice.
[01:39:18]  It's nice to be.
[01:39:20]  Are the Chinese taking over?
[01:39:22]  Make sure they say they're taking over.
[01:39:23]  You know what?
[01:39:24]  It's so funny.
[01:39:25]  The Chinese, for whatever reason, they won't come over that bridge.
[01:39:27]  Really?
[01:39:28]  Yep.
[01:39:28]  Yep.
[01:39:29]  Staten Island is starting to feel Staten Island now because it used to be because my boy Paulie, who I box with, he calls his house the Alamo.
[01:39:39]  Yeah, that's what he calls his house.
[01:39:41]  Because he calls his house the Alamo because he lives, he lives on 14th Avenue with Bensonhurst, Brooklyn.
[01:39:46]  And that used to be an all-Italian neighborhood, but now it's Chinese.
[01:39:48]  And he's like, this is the Alamo because we got the Chinese attack from all sides.
[01:39:52]  So he's like, this is my, but I kind of feel like going over the Verrazano Bridge on Staten Island.
[01:39:57]  Yeah, yeah, they just know.
[01:39:58]  They just know you can't do it.
[01:40:00]  Yeah, it's just, and you know what it is?
[01:40:01]  You know what?
[01:40:01]  You know what Staten Island is?
[01:40:02]  It's kind of like that old New York where it's like, there's a, there's a, it's still like a melting pot of people, but you're still going to have like, you know, like that upbringing out there.
[01:40:12]  Like, you know, most of the wives don't work.
[01:40:14]  You know, like even during Staten, you know, like when you go into neighborhoods now in New York, even before the.
[01:40:21]  Let me tell you what Staten Island is.
[01:40:22]  This is the first way you described it.
[01:40:24]  Most of the wives don't work.
[01:40:25]  Yes.
[01:40:26]  It's just a lot though.
[01:40:30]  No, and you know what?
[01:40:31]  Maybe now with the pandemic, fine.
[01:40:33]  But like before that, before the pandemic, like you, you go down the street at Staten Island, you know, on a fucking Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday at 10 a.m.
[01:40:41]  There's nobody there because everybody's at work.
[01:40:43]  But you go to these other neighborhoods, it's like everyone's on a laptop, sitting in a coffee shop.
[01:40:46]  There's no coffee shops on Staten Island.
[01:40:48]  It's like, what do you fucking mean?
[01:40:50]  It's like, you know, it's just, it's just Greek diners and, you know, Starbucks and shit.
[01:40:54]  But everybody, for the most part, is at work, which I like.
[01:40:59]  Like, I'm, you know, I'm the gay one that I have like a career in entertainment.
[01:41:02]  I want to make like a podcast studio in my garage.
[01:41:04]  You're like, did you know?
[01:41:07]  But the guys will come over and do it, you know?
[01:41:09]  I have to hire you.
[01:41:11]  Oh, 100%.
[01:41:12]  But like when I hire, I mean, I hired people to paint my house, like paint the interior of my house.
[01:41:16]  And the guys were like abusing me the whole time to my girl and family, even my little daughters.
[01:41:21]  They were like, you can't paint the house, guy?
[01:41:24]  And I was like, I was like, no, I can, but I just want to be done right.
[01:41:26]  He's like, yo, he's like, and then one of the guys said to Jasmine, she was like, can you paint?
[01:41:31]  You should paint the house.
[01:41:32]  She was like, I would paint the house, but he wants, you know, to pay for us to paint the house.
[01:41:37]  And he's like, man, he goes, they don't make them like they used to anymore, huh?
[01:41:40]  And then he was like, what do you do?
[01:41:41]  And I was like, I'm a, you know, I, I do comedy.
[01:41:43]  And he was like, yeah, I never heard of you.
[01:41:45]  And I was like, I was like, yeah, no, I know.
[01:41:48]  I was like, you know, I have like a younger crowd.
[01:41:49]  And then he calls his like son or nephew, whatever, who is 24 years old.
[01:41:53]  He goes, what's your name?
[01:41:54]  I was like, Chris Estefano.
[01:41:55]  He goes, You ever hear of him?
[01:41:57]  And the kid goes, no.
[01:41:58]  On speakerphone, I was like, all right, well, you know, fuck it.
[01:42:00]  I mean, I'm not for everybody, I guess.
[01:42:02]  You know, but look, dude, I think I.
[01:42:05]  The move is successful.
[01:42:06]  You're happy down there.
[01:42:07]  I am.
[01:42:08]  Well, I mean, you know, listen, I can't.
[01:42:10]  The thing is, is like, once, you know, I was telling them before you came in, it's like, once you have kids, like, you're just priorities got to change.
[01:42:16]  It's like, I can't listen to some of our peers in the West Village talking to me about the economy and the vaccine.
[01:42:24]  And I'm like, dude, I don't, you have six roommates.

=== Acting Appropriate Now (10:35) ===

[01:42:26]  I don't know what you're fucking talking about, dude.
[01:42:29]  Like, you're, are you even, I don't, are you even in society?
[01:42:32]  I got to put my kids through school.
[01:42:33]  The Verrazono Bridge is effectively my wall.
[01:42:36]  So I have it.
[01:42:39]  So I'm just like, I have to keep my kids safe and all that.
[01:42:44]  And, you know, look, dude, I think most parents, you know, we're just like, we look at the world a little differently, where it's like, yeah, okay, look, I'm going to get the vaccine.
[01:42:52]  I'm not going to give it to my kid.
[01:42:54]  I'm not going to get, but I figured as a parent, if they're going to make me eventually give it to my kid, I at least got to get it first and just, you know, see what happens.
[01:43:01]  What was the celebration like in Staten Island when the medal count moved to the U.S.'s favor?
[01:43:09]  So when we took out China, I would say 39, 38, 35 days.
[01:43:16]  Listen, I'll tell you what.
[01:43:18]  It was big, but it wasn't as big as when Italy won the World Cup.
[01:43:22]  So that's what won the Euro Cup.
[01:43:24]  I meant to say, when Italy won the Euro Cup, Staten Island will celebrate Italian victories more than they'll celebrate United States victories.
[01:43:32]  But when they won that Euro Cup, holy shit, it was crazy over there.
[01:43:38]  Oh, this is interesting.
[01:43:40]  So didn't Italians quote unquote steal pasta from the Chinese?
[01:43:46]  Yeah, that's what they say, macaroni, spaghetti, yeah.
[01:43:49]  Now, is it possible the Chinese are just coming to take it back?
[01:43:52]  Listen, maybe.
[01:43:55]  I don't necessarily hate Chinese food.
[01:43:57]  I just can't use chopsticks.
[01:43:58]  I don't know how to use their utensils.
[01:44:00]  Why?
[01:44:00]  Because you have the thumb.
[01:44:01]  Do you have that thumb?
[01:44:02]  I've got the thumb shit.
[01:44:02]  And I don't know.
[01:44:03]  I'd just rather just use a fork.
[01:44:04]  You know what I mean?
[01:44:05]  But they get upset about it.
[01:44:06]  That's like a really fun American thing to do.
[01:44:08]  Yeah, I don't know how to use these fucking things.
[01:44:11]  I joke about it.
[01:44:12]  I've said this joke on stage, but it's like genuinely true.
[01:44:14]  My grandfather's been dead for 15 years now, but he really, I mean, in the 90s, would not eat sushi.
[01:44:20]  Wait, why?
[01:44:20]  Because he still considered Japan the enemy because he fought in World War II.
[01:44:24]  I'll never forget it.
[01:44:25]  I remember we were in the car and my mother was like, what do you guys want for lunch?
[01:44:28]  And I was like, you know, whatever I said on my mom's like, I feel like sushi, you know, to, and she said, dad, what about a bento box?
[01:44:33]  He was like, are you kidding me, Lynn?
[01:44:35]  Not after what they did at the Harba.
[01:44:36]  And then he just kept driving and we went to McDonald's.
[01:44:40]  But that's, but you know, because to me, it's like that, but that guy was a fun guy to, you know, you need a little bit of racism.
[01:44:46]  Yeah.
[01:44:47]  You know, and like make society fun.
[01:44:48]  Everybody wants to be so pure now.
[01:44:50]  It's like, for what?
[01:44:52]  Yeah, I say like, you got to be a little racist so people know you're not racist.
[01:44:56]  Exactly.
[01:44:56]  Dude, do you realize?
[01:44:58]  Do you realize, especially growing up in New York, I think if you don't grow up in a city, maybe it's different.
[01:45:03]  If I'm hanging around with somebody and they don't say a single offensive thing, I don't trust them.
[01:45:06]  100%.
[01:45:07]  But if they say a few offensive things, then I'm just like, okay, this guy's a normal human being.
[01:45:11]  He's letting out just enough to let me know he's normal.
[01:45:14]  He's probably got some deep, dark thoughts in there.
[01:45:17]  Yeah.
[01:45:17]  Which is cool.
[01:45:18]  And I like that because it makes me feel comfortable.
[01:45:20]  If you're just this perfect person, I feel like a piece of shit around you.
[01:45:22]  I don't want to be around you.
[01:45:23]  Dude, literally, I went to an all-boy Catholic high school in Queens, New York, shout out to Archbishop Malloy.
[01:45:29]  We were all different races, even religions.
[01:45:32]  There were Jewish and Muslim kids in a Catholic school, whatever, but they felt like.
[01:45:34]  They were hoops.
[01:45:35]  Hoops, absolutely.
[01:45:37]  Yeah, seriously.
[01:45:38]  And so, and so, but we're all- For some reason.
[01:45:43]  They were good at basketball.
[01:45:45]  Yeah.
[01:45:45]  So it was all like.
[01:45:46]  And dude, everybody, nobody, we would all, everybody was racist.
[01:45:50]  Everybody said racist stuff and did gay shit.
[01:45:53]  Nobody, all boys cool.
[01:45:55]  That's the thing.
[01:45:55]  It's like the military almost.
[01:45:57]  Yes.
[01:45:57]  Once you're around, like you speak to guys that are, you have any friends that are in the military?
[01:46:00]  Well, like the firemen, too.
[01:46:02]  Everybody says the worst shit to each other because there's nobody around to really kind of judge.
[01:46:06]  I think when they're like, when they're women around, we have to present ourselves a little bit better because we're like, you got to make sure you want to spend the rest of your life with me.
[01:46:15]  Right, right.
[01:46:15]  Yeah, it's true.
[01:46:16]  Or maybe you got a friend that I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
[01:46:18]  Like, we got to start acting a little bit more appropriate.
[01:46:19]  But when it's just like a little bit of a boys club, it's a little dangerous.
[01:46:23]  Oh, dude.
[01:46:23]  But it's beautiful.
[01:46:24]  It's beautiful, but that needs to be there.
[01:46:26]  Like, in my high school, dude, everybody said racist things, all different races, and everybody did gay shit, but nobody is gay and nobody's racist that I know.
[01:46:36]  Mark says that, like, what was it?
[01:46:38]  It was a boys school you want to send your kids to?
[01:46:40]  Or is it, well, yeah, why is that?
[01:46:42]  I mean, it's just a great energy.
[01:46:44]  I went to a boys' school when I was in France, and it was just like, no one was trying to put on for the girls.
[01:46:47]  No one was trying to like show off.
[01:46:48]  There's just a bunch of guys doing dude stuff and you could like focus or you could like tune in with the guys and just fuck around.
[01:46:54]  But I realize like everything I do in my life, like to try to like look good and feel good is just for other guys.
[01:47:00]  Because girls are so good.
[01:47:01]  I'm super impressed by like Memphis Grizzlies or Vancouver Grizzlies.
[01:47:05]  Vancouver Grizzlies.
[01:47:06]  Yeah, no, dude.
[01:47:07]  No, literally, this is just, it was laundry day because I got a newborn baby.
[01:47:13]  She throws up on everything.
[01:47:15]  And this is the only thing because I put on like that, the dad 20 pounds, it's the only thing that doesn't hug my ass.
[01:47:21]  Because it's every shirt I have, it fits in the front.
[01:47:24]  And then the back, it just gets tied on my ass.
[01:47:26]  So I needed something loose in the back.
[01:47:28]  And this just, this flips down like a colonial coat.
[01:47:31]  You know, it just goes down where you can't see my ass.
[01:47:34]  That's interesting, though.
[01:47:35]  Like, I wonder if you don't have extended time around just dudes.
[01:47:39]  Do you ever really learn how to socialize with them?
[01:47:42]  What do you mean?
[01:47:43]  Like, socializing with men is different.
[01:47:45]  You know, like, we don't want you to pretend.
[01:47:47]  Like, we would rather the person that says a little bit more fucked up shit than we know who they are than the person who's like being super professional polite.
[01:47:54]  And I think you learn that by playing sports.
[01:47:56]  Sure.
[01:47:57]  You know, just being around these environments where it's only dudes and they're saying wild shit and you get to kind of be yourself.
[01:48:02]  But like once you put a girl in the mix, it does change the dynamic.
[01:48:06]  Yeah.
[01:48:07]  I worked at a restaurant once and they hired a woman like for the kitchen because the kitchen staff was wilding.
[01:48:12]  They were just acting too crazy.
[01:48:13]  It was a bunch of dudes back there, right?
[01:48:15]  And I was like, I was like, I got a curiosity, like, why'd you hire them?
[01:48:19]  Hire this woman to work back there as well.
[01:48:22]  And the boss was like, you'll see.
[01:48:24]  They'll just start dressing a little bit better and like not saying as much shit and the food will come out in time.
[01:48:29]  And like within two days.
[01:48:30]  I believe it.
[01:48:30]  Everything completely changed.
[01:48:31]  I believe it.
[01:48:32]  Because everybody in the kitchen is trying to get pussy.
[01:48:33]  They're like making the best version of the pasta, making the best version of the pizza, et cetera.
[01:48:37]  So I'm just like, hmm, maybe you need that.
[01:48:39]  Like as a dude, maybe you need that.
[01:48:41]  I believe that everybody and everything, you're motivated by sex.
[01:48:45]  So once you get sex, you get to kind of find out who you really are.
[01:48:49]  But I don't think you can ever remove sex.
[01:48:50]  That's the thing.
[01:48:51]  But around just dudes, you can.
[01:48:53]  I don't know.
[01:48:53]  I still think that there's some type of...
[01:48:55]  No, because I think there's some type of primal thing happening in our brains where we still want to be the dominant one just in case a woman comes in.
[01:49:02]  Yeah, but that's more important when the woman's there.
[01:49:04]  Like when it's just the homies, everybody's fine to like bust balls, et cetera.
[01:49:08]  But you make fun of me in front of the girl I'm trying to fuck.
[01:49:11]  Now it's different.
[01:49:12]  Right.
[01:49:12]  You know what I mean?
[01:49:13]  If it's just the four of us here, we're making fun of each other, who gives a fuck?
[01:49:16]  But like, if you're trying to impress a chick and then we just start railing on you, Alex, it's like, yo, what's going on here?
[01:49:21]  Yeah, but you have to establish who's alpha.
[01:49:25]  So when the chick comes around, it's like you can't just automatically just start acting.
[01:49:29]  But y'all don't let your friend be alpha in front of the girl.
[01:49:32]  Like when my boy is trying to be with a girl, he's with a girl and you're still like, listen, I need you to know who alpha is.
[01:49:39]  Yeah, but what if it's not just all friends?
[01:49:40]  What is just a group of guys like at school?
[01:49:42]  No, I'm just talking about the.
[01:49:43]  Like if it's all boy school, you still got to know who's who at the all-boy school.
[01:49:47]  I guess, I don't know.
[01:49:48]  I think that's the beautiful thing about sports too is like sports just establishes.
[01:49:51]  It's like everybody knows who's nice at basketball.
[01:49:54]  Everybody knows who's funny in class.
[01:49:55]  Everybody knows who's good at talking to the girls.
[01:49:57]  And then you have like these different versions, these different hierarchies.
[01:50:00]  But excuse me.
[01:50:02]  But then you have like you have a girl enter this situation.
[01:50:04]  It gets a little everybody starts, you know, everybody starts fronting a little bit.
[01:50:10]  I mean, yeah.
[01:50:11]  I wonder if girls feel that.
[01:50:12]  Like girls got to feel that.
[01:50:14]  There's got to be girls listening to this podcast right now and they're like, yeah, 100%.
[01:50:17]  I feel guys completely change in their nature.
[01:50:19]  Sure.
[01:50:20]  Dude, like you ever be talking to your boys and like a girl will walk down the street and everybody just stops the conversation?
[01:50:25]  Of course.
[01:50:25]  You can't even like continue a conversation.
[01:50:27]  Yeah.
[01:50:28]  Yeah.
[01:50:28]  So of course that energy is going to shift if a girl's in the room.
[01:50:31]  My girl now, because I was just, I mean, we're literally fighting every time we went out in public because I would just be looking at women that she just doesn't care now.
[01:50:40]  She's just like, if she sees a girl that she's identifying as hot, she just allows me to just like look at her for a few seconds and then come back to the conversation.
[01:50:48]  And it's literally saved our relationship because she just got it out of your skin.
[01:50:51]  She's just allowed me to do it.
[01:50:53]  She's just like, just take a peek, look.
[01:50:55]  Obviously, you can't go near her or anything like that, but just go ahead.
[01:50:58]  And then she'll allow me to break concentration because I used to just, you know, just try to lie and be like, I wasn't looking at her.
[01:51:04]  I was looking at the sign and, but it was just, you know, asses.
[01:51:06]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:51:07]  You know?
[01:51:08]  But, you know, she's so I think like the more your girl like just understands what this all is, like, you know, the male brain, the better it's going to be for you.
[01:51:18]  Yeah.
[01:51:18]  You know, but I will say, you know, with sports, sports is one of those things.
[01:51:23]  Like I want to push both my kids to do that because sports is like that.
[01:51:29]  Like it transcends everything.
[01:51:30]  Like I feel like I was accepted in every community because I could play basketball.
[01:51:35]  Yeah.
[01:51:35]  Like I was just, I have so many friends from out.
[01:51:37]  Like, and it's like, if you can't play sports, like my stepson doesn't play sports.
[01:51:42]  And I'm trying to push him into it because I'm like, dude, you got to understand.
[01:51:44]  Like, if you're just, if you're good at this, you don't know how many doors open for you.
[01:51:49]  Like, I only at points in my life, dude, you have to see what I used to look like.
[01:51:53]  Like, like full mushroom haircut, like a number six at Supercuts, fucking doof.
[01:51:59]  You know, like doof, doof, doof.
[01:52:01]  But I had a nice jump shot.
[01:52:02]  So I would go on dates with girls that were way out of my league because I could play a ball.
[01:52:07]  Yeah.
[01:52:07]  So, you know, I mean.
[01:52:08]  But also, you're charismatic, man.
[01:52:10]  No, but not back then.
[01:52:12]  No, you will shoot.
[01:52:13]  I take swings, baby.
[01:52:14]  Bro, I remember we were at some event and Rita Aura was there.
[01:52:18]  Yeah, dude.
[01:52:19]  Yeah.
[01:52:19]  Chrissy went after her.
[01:52:20]  Went after him.
[01:52:21]  Chrissy went after her.
[01:52:23]  And you know what I did?
[01:52:23]  I took a shot because I figured every other guy in here is going to ask for, you know, have the same line.
[01:52:28]  So I asked for her fucking email and I started emailing her.
[01:52:31]  And that was a mistake.
[01:52:32]  I didn't know you did that.
[01:52:34]  Yeah, yeah, well, that was a mistake.
[01:52:36]  Yeah.
[01:52:36]  Yeah.
[01:52:37]  She emailed me back.
[01:52:38]  She emailed me back.
[01:52:39]  Why are we emailing?
[01:52:40]  And I was like, I forgot what I said, some dumb shit.
[01:52:42]  But yeah, I took that big swing.
[01:52:44]  She thought I was a baseball player.
[01:52:47]  That's what she said.
[01:52:48]  Oh, because you were doing a baseball show.
[01:52:50]  Yeah, she was like, are you a baseball player?
[01:52:51]  And I was like, yeah.
[01:52:53]  And then she realized quickly that I wasn't.
[01:52:55]  But I remember, yeah, I remember the Rita Aura thing.
[01:52:59]  Fuck, I took a big, I take so many swings.
[01:53:01]  You'll take swings.

=== Unvaccinated Leader Absurdity (14:46) ===

[01:53:02]  You don't care.
[01:53:02]  Because the thing is with me is I realize that like it's just moment, like our life is just moments.
[01:53:07]  You're not worried about the rejection at all.
[01:53:08]  No, dude.
[01:53:10]  No, reject me.
[01:53:11]  But that's the thing about sports is I've learned how to lose.
[01:53:16]  You learn how to lose from an early age.
[01:53:18]  So I can, dude, yeah, like I don't get hung up on anything.
[01:53:21]  Like the male ego, like anytime I see a guy getting insecure about, you know, a girl leaving him or cheating on him, I'm like, shut up, dude.
[01:53:28]  You're such a little weak bitch.
[01:53:30]  Oh, you're a fucking weenie.
[01:53:31]  Just shut up.
[01:53:32]  So what she cheated on you, stink.
[01:53:34]  Go out and talk to the next girl.
[01:53:36]  I don't care.
[01:53:36]  Twitter and Instagram should be like $30 a month.
[01:53:39]  You think?
[01:53:39]  I think so.
[01:53:40]  You got to start charging for it.
[01:53:41]  Yeah, dude, because it's too many fucking idiots.
[01:53:45]  My father, again, literally, this guy's in eighth grade education.
[01:53:48]  Shout out to Tampa Tony.
[01:53:49]  You're probably watching this on dialysis right now.
[01:53:52]  He said when Twitter came out in whatever it was, 2009 or whenever I, I made my first Twitter account in 2009 when I started stand-up.
[01:54:00]  And he said, this is going to be a big problem for your age, for your age group.
[01:54:05]  I was like, why?
[01:54:06]  Whatever.
[01:54:06]  You know, like at that time, Twitter, 2009 was nothing.
[01:54:09]  He was like, because not everybody's supposed to be talking.
[01:54:11]  He was like, that is not the way the world works.
[01:54:13]  He goes, a few people are supposed to talk.
[01:54:15]  The rest of us listen.
[01:54:16]  Now everyone's talking.
[01:54:17]  He goes, you're going to have big problems.
[01:54:20]  And he's right.
[01:54:21]  I mean, 2021 now, and he brings it up constantly.
[01:54:24]  But do we have that many problems?
[01:54:26]  Like, what's really wrong?
[01:54:27]  Like, half the country's just hanging out at home, getting paid to chill out, play video games.
[01:54:32]  Like, I mean, there can't be that many problems if there are restaurants that can't open because there's not enough people that want to work.
[01:54:38]  The comedy seller can't open during the day, the olive tree, because they can't find people to work.
[01:54:44]  Right.
[01:54:44]  How good is it?
[01:54:46]  It is right now.
[01:54:48]  That people can't even work.
[01:54:49]  But right now, it's like, I feel like we're always just kind of like pushing the.
[01:54:52]  You want to just live in the present?
[01:54:54]  I don't even know.
[01:54:55]  I just don't know if it's going to be that bad.
[01:54:56]  I think that we just have more ways to know what's wrong.
[01:54:59]  Like you look at your phone, you're like, there's a million different things wrong because obviously we're more attached to fear, right?
[01:55:03]  We're going to tap or click or open the read Lincoln bio if it's something that's terrifying, not if it's something that's good.
[01:55:09]  But the reality is like, shit is pretty good.
[01:55:11]  Like, we go talk to people for a living and make fun and tell jokes.
[01:55:15]  Like, it's a pretty great time to live in history, right?
[01:55:18]  Well, yeah, but I mean, but you, but yeah, if you could sell tickets, our peers who can't sell tickets are literally eating pigeons right now.
[01:55:24]  You know, like, they can't, you know, like, like, if you can, if you can find a way to, but I don't feel bad for them if they don't make the effort to get on board with what's happening, right?
[01:55:34]  Yes.
[01:55:35]  It's like, I don't know.
[01:55:36]  I like, I said very clearly what you need to do to be successful in this business.
[01:55:39]  And I've been saying it for the last, I don't know, maybe five years.
[01:55:42]  I've just been telling everybody I possibly could.
[01:55:44]  This is what it is.
[01:55:44]  The people that are doing that are successful.
[01:55:46]  The people not doing that are not successful.
[01:55:47]  So it's like, you're kind of unvaccinated.
[01:55:50]  Like, if you're not vaccinated, you get COVID.
[01:55:52]  What do I got to do?
[01:55:53]  I got to feel bad.
[01:55:55]  You know what I mean?
[01:55:55]  If you, if you're out here saying, I refuse to get the vaccine, I refuse to give that, you get that, you get the COVID, and then it really fucks you up.
[01:56:00]  That's not you.
[01:56:01]  I agree.
[01:56:02]  I agree.
[01:56:02]  But there's all, but the same argument could be there's a lot of our talented friends who are trying to do what you know what you said to do and it's not working, just like a lot of vaccinated people still get COVID.
[01:56:12]  Yeah, but they don't die.
[01:56:13]  They don't, I feel like that's the news is it's early with that.
[01:56:18]  I feel like we, it's, it's what we call a lag, baby.
[01:56:22]  Just know that I think, I think we'll know we've been duped a few years from now.
[01:56:27]  We'll look back and I just think, hey, listen, listen.
[01:56:31]  If you don't understand by now, sir, that COVID, I mean, this is the first shot in a war.
[01:56:37]  That's what I think this really is.
[01:56:39]  This was the first shot.
[01:56:41]  The Chinese, listen.
[01:56:42]  Here we go.
[01:56:44]  If you don't think it's from China by now, come on, dude.
[01:56:48]  It's from China.
[01:56:49]  100%.
[01:56:50]  From the lap.
[01:56:51]  It's from the lamp.
[01:56:52]  You don't think it's from the lamp?
[01:56:53]  It's from the lab.
[01:56:53]  It's from the lamp.
[01:56:55]  I was called a racist for a while for saying that.
[01:56:57]  Yeah, dude.
[01:56:58]  So was my whole political party.
[01:57:00]  And now it's like, hey, our leader looks kind of right.
[01:57:04]  We funded the research on the lab.
[01:57:06]  So kind of from us, too.
[01:57:07]  It's what happens, dude.
[01:57:09]  It's what happens because, listen, and I'm also not mad at China at all for doing this because it's like, dude, they were like, they looked at us and like, what is it?
[01:57:18]  What is America?
[01:57:19]  America, they're fat fucks.
[01:57:21]  Let's attack their lungs.
[01:57:22]  And it's working, dude.
[01:57:24]  It's working.
[01:57:25]  And I'm not angry at it.
[01:57:27]  But same mistake the Japanese made.
[01:57:31]  We will now hit back.
[01:57:33]  It's just the thing is, is the thing is.
[01:57:36]  We can't hit back.
[01:57:37]  We're too greedy.
[01:57:38]  Americans are too greedy.
[01:57:40]  We only care about ourselves.
[01:57:41]  I still believe in American money.
[01:57:42]  What are we going to do?
[01:57:43]  We're going to blow up the place that makes all of our shit.
[01:57:45]  We like shit.
[01:57:46]  We like making money.
[01:57:47]  If you pay an American any amount of money, they will take it.
[01:57:50]  And it doesn't matter.
[01:57:51]  They'll sell their fucking souls for money.
[01:57:53]  We're the greediest people on the planet.
[01:57:54]  It's disgusting.
[01:57:55]  We would rather put tons of money in a country that may or may not have infected the world with the virus on purpose, may or may not.
[01:58:02]  Not on purpose, meaning like they made it to infect the world, but when it did get out, they were like, oops, you know, I'm not saying it was on purpose.
[01:58:08]  I am, I mean, I don't think it was on purpose at all.
[01:58:10]  I just think it got out and that they weren't very forthcoming with how it got out.
[01:58:14]  I'll say this: I don't think that it was on purpose.
[01:58:16]  I don't think that the Chinese did it on purpose, but it's the same way on 9-11, like Bin Laden didn't think the buildings were going to fall down.
[01:58:23]  He's like, bonus.
[01:58:25]  Same thing with COVID.
[01:58:29]  They released COVID and like, whoopsie.
[01:58:31]  But they're like, oh, shit, we're also killing most of our enemies.
[01:58:33]  So it's like, yes.
[01:58:34]  Yeah.
[01:58:36]  So I think it's like that.
[01:58:41]  I didn't think he thought that.
[01:58:42]  I think he was watching.
[01:58:42]  Like, what the fuck?
[01:58:43]  What the fuck?
[01:58:45]  He was.
[01:58:46]  So, so, but yeah, man, I don't, I don't know.
[01:58:49]  I think, I think that, I think, though, at this point, though, the thing that's confusing me is now it's like, I understand there's a lot of unvaccinated.
[01:58:58]  I get that.
[01:58:59]  But there's also a lot of vaccinated.
[01:59:01]  Yeah.
[01:59:02]  So why does my kid have I don't understand why my kid has to wear a mask then?
[01:59:07]  I don't get it then anymore.
[01:59:09]  It's like it's never going to go back to the way it was the overcrowding of the hospital.
[01:59:13]  How could that happen if most of the people are vaccinated?
[01:59:16]  I get that it's a pandemic of the unvaccinated, the unvaccinated are the worst.
[01:59:20]  I get it.
[01:59:21]  But scientifically, wouldn't most of the, if you have 100 million people who are vaccinated, why can't you just go back to the way things work?
[01:59:31]  Most of us are vaccinated now.
[01:59:32]  What's the problem?
[01:59:33]  You want everybody to get vaccinated?
[01:59:34]  No.
[01:59:35]  That ain't going to happen.
[01:59:36]  It's a numbers game, man.
[01:59:37]  Because I think when you add politics into it, right?
[01:59:39]  Like people are just trying to get re-elected, right?
[01:59:41]  And when people are trying to get reelected, they're just trying to make sure that less people die on their watch than the previous administration.
[01:59:48]  So they're basically looking at the numbers and they're going, okay, how many people died under Trump?
[01:59:52]  What was it?
[01:59:53]  350, 400, 600?
[01:59:54]  Who knows?
[01:59:55]  Let's say it's, I'm just putting out a number.
[01:59:57]  If I get this wrong, my fucking bad doesn't matter.
[01:59:59]  Let's say it's 300, okay?
[02:00:01]  They're looking at the numbers going, we cannot get re-elected if we have 301,000 or even just 300,000.
[02:00:08]  Like we had the vaccine and still 300,000 people died.
[02:00:11]  So the second the numbers start to tick up, even cases, they're looking at, they're going, fuck, lock it all down so that we can preserve our political careers.
[02:00:20]  They're not even looking at like, what is the best for the people?
[02:00:22]  How is the economy?
[02:00:23]  Fuck, they don't even care about the economy anymore because now they know that they could just print and shit just goes normal.
[02:00:28]  They just printed money and nothing happened.
[02:00:30]  That's not crazy.
[02:00:31]  Yeah.
[02:00:32]  That's that fucking absurdity.
[02:00:33]  I know they just made it.
[02:00:34]  They shut down the entire global economy, printed money, and everybody was okay.
[02:00:39]  The businesses that closed were kind of the businesses that were doing a little rough already.
[02:00:43]  The businesses that stayed open are flourishing.
[02:00:46]  Flourishing.
[02:00:47]  All these restaurants that we were like, oh my God, every restaurant in New York is going to be closed.
[02:00:50]  Now they got twice the capacity of seating.
[02:00:52]  They got the outdoor shit that's killing it.
[02:00:54]  Indoors backed.
[02:00:55]  Everybody's making a lot of fucking money.
[02:00:57]  A lot of people made money.
[02:00:58]  And the people they want to make money made the most money.
[02:01:00]  Right.
[02:01:01]  They don't care if the little guy makes money or loses money.
[02:01:03]  No.
[02:01:03]  But when these billionaires who fund their campaigns are making more money than ever, hey, life is good.
[02:01:08]  Yeah.
[02:01:09]  So the only thing they're concerned about is potentially having more deaths than the last administration.
[02:01:14]  If they have more deaths than the last administration, they're fucking out of here.
[02:01:17]  You don't think if Biden has more deaths than Trump had and Trump runs, he's just going to say, how did more people die under you at the vaccine?
[02:01:24]  Here's the only thing that's scaring me, though, a little bit, because it's just a little where I'm like, I don't, what's her, the White House press secretary last week out of nowhere.
[02:01:33]  Ooh, Bandcamp?
[02:01:35]  Yeah, Flute and the Pussy.
[02:01:36]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:01:37]  Yeah, she said out of nowhere.
[02:01:40]  She goes, the Biden administration, we just like to thank President Trump for Operation Warp Speed for getting that out with the effective vaccine.
[02:01:48]  And I was like, oh, yeah, that's true.
[02:01:50]  I was like, yo, Trump, for anything, you know it's not working.
[02:01:54]  That's what I said.
[02:01:54]  I said, so what's going to be next now?
[02:01:56]  Now the vaccines that we all have gotten don't work.
[02:01:58]  And what you need is Biden's booster.
[02:02:00]  That's what's going to happen next.
[02:02:01]  And I was like, oh, that scared me because I just fucking got in the shot too.
[02:02:05]  Like two hours before that.
[02:02:06]  I was like, can I get it out?
[02:02:08]  It's going to be a leech.
[02:02:09]  I'll go old school.
[02:02:11]  Yeah.
[02:02:11]  I was like, get it out of me.
[02:02:13]  But it was already in there.
[02:02:14]  But that's the only thing that scares me.
[02:02:16]  But I do understand what you mean about the economy and all that.
[02:02:19]  But don't, isn't there a part of you?
[02:02:20]  I don't know what it's like in other parts of the country, but doesn't New York doesn't feel the same, though?
[02:02:26]  I don't know if that's just if I'm like even down in like Soho, I took my kids to the Slime Institute a couple of days ago, which is like right on right in Soho.
[02:02:34]  And I was like, shit's still boarded up.
[02:02:36]  It kind of felt dead.
[02:02:37]  And I'm like, maybe that was just because it was a Monday in August and that's what it looked like in 2019.
[02:02:42]  I just never noticed it.
[02:02:43]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:02:43]  Or maybe like.
[02:02:45]  I get some pushback on that because I live in Soho and I don't think it's...
[02:02:48]  You think it feels like 2019?
[02:02:50]  Yes.
[02:02:51]  No.
[02:02:52]  You do too?
[02:02:52]  Yes.
[02:02:53]  I mean, it's popping.
[02:02:54]  Like, I would say it is popping.
[02:02:57]  Like, stores during the day on a Tuesday afternoon, it's packed.
[02:03:01]  Cafe Felix, or whatever that shit is on, like, what is it, on Grand or something like that?
[02:03:06]  Yeah, it is.
[02:03:07]  No, no, no, there's another one, like the old one.
[02:03:09]  You know, on West Broadway?
[02:03:10]  I know, too.
[02:03:10]  Anyway, it's like an iconic brunch spot for like Euro trash.
[02:03:14]  Okay.
[02:03:14]  I mean, people just fucking bleeding out of the restaurant, like everybody.
[02:03:19]  Everybody going crazy.
[02:03:20]  Yeah.
[02:03:20]  Really?
[02:03:21]  Because I don't know why we felt, I was like, yo, this just doesn't feel right.
[02:03:25]  But maybe, maybe, maybe it's my mind that maybe I'm clouded by it.
[02:03:28]  Yeah.
[02:03:28]  I don't know.
[02:03:29]  Maybe it's eventually.
[02:03:30]  Yeah, New York is going crazy right now.
[02:03:32]  But what about other parts of the country, though?
[02:03:34]  I don't know.
[02:03:35]  A lot of parts of the country didn't stop moving.
[02:03:37]  Like when we were down in Florida, it was life is normal.
[02:03:40]  Wild, right?
[02:03:40]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:41]  It wasn't even wild.
[02:03:42]  That's the thing that's crazy.
[02:03:43]  It's like, it's wild when you're locked in here.
[02:03:46]  But when you're there, everybody's like, no, this is what it is.
[02:03:48]  Everybody's there.
[02:03:49]  Their attitude about Corona is you get Corona.
[02:03:52]  It sucks for a couple of weeks.
[02:03:54]  You're back.
[02:03:54]  I like it.
[02:03:55]  That's their attitude.
[02:03:56]  They accept that you're going to get Corona.
[02:03:58]  Yeah.
[02:03:58]  And honestly, it was super empowering.
[02:04:01]  Everybody here in New York, you had a bunch of these fucking like frizzy haired white ladies walking around the street, absolutely terrified, calling me a murderer if I didn't have my mask on outside.
[02:04:08]  That's ridiculous.
[02:04:08]  I saw a dude yesterday wearing his mask on outside and I was like, wow, we're going back to this.
[02:04:12]  Yeah.
[02:04:12]  We're going back to this mask on outside.
[02:04:15]  Well, that's the middle of the night, nobody around you with your mask on outside.
[02:04:19]  That's the lunacy of the American thing because in Europe, I got a couple of friends in Germany.
[02:04:25]  Yeah.
[02:04:25]  Relax.
[02:04:26]  Yeah.
[02:04:27]  And it starts with a couple, Chris.
[02:04:30]  Listen.
[02:04:32]  And hey, man, yeah.
[02:04:33]  Hitler took power when the economy was crippled.
[02:04:37]  He printing the money.
[02:04:40]  No, but they were telling me that the only difference is they said, you know, Berlin, their friend is in Berlin.
[02:04:46]  He's like, it kind of feels like what New York, what you describe as New York.
[02:04:49]  He said, but nobody would have a mask on outside.
[02:04:52]  Even the most liberal people would never have a mask on outside because, of course, you're a fucking idiot if you have a mask on outside.
[02:05:01]  Of course you are.
[02:05:04]  But that's the only thing where when you see those people, I'm not saying, hey, look at this idiot, take your mask off.
[02:05:10]  Whatever you want to do.
[02:05:11]  That's what I believe is like what the foundation is here.
[02:05:14]  It's like we should have the right to have discourse, whatever you'd like to do.
[02:05:17]  But I know for that, they're wearing their mental illness on their sleeve now.
[02:05:20]  How I'm able to hide my anxiety and I was able to hide it and blah, blah, blah.
[02:05:24]  When you have a mask on outside and goggles, now I get, I look at them and I just pin them as now.
[02:05:30]  Now you're just wearing the scarlet letter for mental health.
[02:05:32]  I know that you have an issue.
[02:05:34]  I know that that's what it is because, and that's all it is, which is fine.
[02:05:37]  You see the mental health crisis we have in this country now for people wearing masks outside.
[02:05:41]  There's no way you can be mentally healthy and confident in your abilities if you're wearing a mask outside.
[02:05:49]  On a plane inside, fine, to each their own.
[02:05:52]  But outside, come on, dude.
[02:05:53]  Jogging with the mask on.
[02:05:55]  What are you doing?
[02:05:57]  As Sebastian would say, aren't you embarrassed?
[02:06:02]  You know?
[02:06:03]  Chrissy, tell them where they can find you, man.
[02:06:05]  I appreciate you so much for coming on.
[02:06:08]  Are you kidding me?
[02:06:08]  When does this come out?
[02:06:09]  Tomorrow?
[02:06:09]  Yeah.
[02:06:10]  All right.
[02:06:10]  Well, ChrisDcomedy.com.
[02:06:12]  I got Philadelphia.
[02:06:14]  There's only seats for Wednesday available.
[02:06:16]  I think Thursday to Saturday sold out.
[02:06:18]  Amazing.
[02:06:18]  Fort Lauderdale coming down there.
[02:06:21]  September 17th, 18th.
[02:06:23]  Foxwoods, the Fox.
[02:06:25]  October 23rd.
[02:06:26]  We got those shows.
[02:06:27]  And then patreon.com slash Christy Comedy, where I get, you know, pretty, pretty nuts behind that paywall.
[02:06:34]  So we have a good time on Patreon, but ChristyComedy.com for my stand-up and Chrissy K has podcast every Tuesday, 11 a.m. Eastern Time, Hey Bay podcast, which we're going to be doing the first live Hey Babe, August 24th at Soul Joels.
[02:06:45]  Let's go.
[02:06:46]  And Roy's for PA.
[02:06:47]  It'll be on sale soon.
[02:06:48]  Amazing.
[02:06:48]  Amazing.
[02:06:48]  Yes, baby.
[02:06:49]  And then your YouTube channel that you go check out your clips.
[02:06:52]  YouTube.com slash slash Christy Comedy.
[02:06:55]  And Homeless Pimp does some great stuff with you guys, man.
[02:06:57]  You guys are killing it.
[02:06:58]  The Homeless Pimp.
[02:06:59]  Shout out to the Homeless Pimp.
[02:07:00]  Just got to keep him alive, man.
[02:07:02]  Yeah, he's been eating.
[02:07:03]  I mean, I saw him face fucking mozzarella sticks last night.
[02:07:06]  And I'm like, pimp, guy, hey, your cholesterol is high, your blood pressure is high.
[02:07:11]  Yeah, I literally cannot use you because I can't afford Alex.
[02:07:14]  Yeah, and I don't know who else is out there that could do the video shit.
[02:07:18]  I know.
[02:07:19]  Like, there's only two guys.
[02:07:20]  I know.
[02:07:21]  You know, I know.
[02:07:22]  So stay healthy, pal.
[02:07:23]  Stay healthy, dude.
[02:07:24]  Do us a favor.
[02:07:24]  Stay healthy.
[02:07:25]  Yes, sir.
[02:07:25]  Yo, brother, I love you.
[02:07:26]  Thank you so much for coming in the man.
[02:07:28]  Guys, go support Chris.
[02:07:29]  Go see him live and go check out all his stuff.
[02:07:31]  Appreciate it, boys.
[02:07:32]  Thank you.
[02:07:32]  Peace.
[02:07:33]  Asshole Army.
[02:07:34]  We love y'all.
[02:07:35]  We appreciate y'all.
[02:07:36]  Patreon.com/slash flagrant2.
[02:07:38]  Go support it.
[02:07:39]  We will see you this Friday on Patreon.
[02:07:42]  We appreciate you.
[02:07:43]  We love you.
[02:07:43]  We'll see you on tour.
[02:07:45]  God bless.
[02:07:46]  And we'll have Akash back soon.
[02:07:48]  Pace.