Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect the "Free Britney" movement, comparing it to QAnon while exposing how her father profited from a $138 million conservatorship that left her with only $2,000 weekly. They debate John McAfee's death as a potential deep state hit, analyze Derek Chauvin's 22-year sentence, and critique the commercialization of Pride Month versus religious sacrifices. The episode concludes by linking these cultural critiques to broader themes of exploitation, questioning whether society prioritizes profit over human autonomy or genuine justice. [Automatically generated summary]
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DMs From Fans00:14:21
What's up everybody.
Before we start, I just want you guys to experience what it's like to um?
Uh have DMs when you have a considerable amount of followers.
Uh, here is a DM from a person that will remain nameless uh, a gentleman named Daniel, but I won't say anything past that.
Uh, November 23rd 2019, 736 p.m.
Fuck you just.
December 22nd uh 2019, 10, 10 p.m.
Fuck you uh.
August 3rd uh 2010, 1019 p.m.
Fuck your face.
uh yesterday 8 59 p.m I saw you walking your golden doodle yesterday near the Holland Tunnel you got to work on your posture bro we'll change your life We got a free Britney.
Yeah, Britney's locked up.
Yeah man, this is wild.
I've never seen a conspiracy theory turn out to be this accurate and this, like the whole everybody just got on board this quickly.
You know what I mean.
Like Epstein, we all kind of, ah yeah, he didn't kill himself, but that's it.
We kind of stopped there.
Free Britney is a fucking movement.
It started with a bunch of kids on IG being like hey, blink your eyes twice if you're a hostage, yeah.
And now it is a full-on fucking rallies.
It's, if Q was real.
Yeah, free Britney, yeah.
So what is the information?
What do we actually have?
So basically, she was in court.
I don't know exactly what the eventual outcome from like, the court proceedings are.
It's basically just like here, her side to, I guess, end the conservatorship right, and she gave like a 25 minute testimony that apparently got leaked, which I don't really understand if it was legitimately leaked or if it was.
Oh my god, if it was legitimately leaked, or if it was accidentally like, or if it was actually put out to the press like intentionally, because she mentions that it was a press thing in her actual testimony.
So basically, she just goes on and on about how her dad is abusing her, that she's trapped against her will, that she's touring and doesn't want to, that she's working seven days a week without a break, and like she has no say over what she does.
The big things that stuck out was that she has an IUD implanted.
Yes, birth control.
Like they were forcing her to stay on birth control with my boyfriend and they wouldn't let her, and so, like there's all these things, she's like I'm paying people, but I work for them.
Like I don't.
I'm making all this money but I don't get any of it.
I don't have a passport, I don't have a credit card, I can't drive my boyfriend's car, so it sounds like she's a legit.
Like I think her Vegas residency made $138 million and she was receiving a stipend of $2,000 a week.
That's wild $2,000 a week.
That bothers me much more than the IUD.
Have we checked in on her other kids to know if she should have another?
I don't know, but if you making 138 million, you're getting one percent or whatever.
The fuck.
That is no chance.
0.1% fuck that, yo.
Yeah, I don't think the boyfriend's complaining about the IUD.
He's probably just having.
You don't think he wants that, like a dock baby or whatever that thing is.
What do Mexicans call it?
Anchor baby, anchor baby.
Oh, he want.
You want to get Britney pregnant, bro?
Yeah, you want her free and pregnant actually yeah, because I think almost every dude that was with her in the beginning just wanted the kid and then they dipped a little while after, unless they did because she was crazy.
But the dancer guy dancer dude Yo Kayfed is the real victim in all this.
He was living off her child support.
Now he can't even get that dog.
Oh wait, why can't he get it?
I mean, what's he?
Well, he's getting way less than he should if she's.
No, he wasn't living on child support.
He was living off of uh, or something like that.
But she's making a hundred, whatever thousand, a year now, as opposed to no, she's still making 138 million.
She just doesn't have control of her money so he can get it from her his folks, of course.
If that's what he deserves, he's probably getting more than she is.
This is crazy.
We need to check in with Kayfed.
Get Kayfed on the podcast.
That's who I want to talk to.
Dove, make that happen.
I mean that 100% sincerely.
We need to talk to Kayfed.
Yeah, the interesting thing about this Britney situation is like we were all completely convinced she was crazy.
It's very easy to convince someone or convince the public that someone's crazy.
I don't know why we want to believe it so much.
Like you just need one outburst as if we haven't had an emotional moment, right?
And all of our horrible moments are not captured on camera, right?
They're not captured on audio whenever we have it.
But every single bad moment that you have publicly as a celebrity is captured and you are then crazy.
I mean, Dave Chappelle was crazy.
They call that man crazy.
Yeah.
Right?
He went from crazy to genius very quickly.
The second he just started talking again, people are like, oh, no, he's a genius.
Yeah, I forgot.
I forgot.
Oh, this guy's not crazy.
He's talking.
I'm listening.
He's all crazy.
So I believe it.
And now I hear him talk and he's a genius.
So we're so quick to believe that somebody is crazy.
Because it doesn't take up any mental bandwidth to dismiss a person.
He said it in his inside the actor studio.
He said it's the worst thing to call a person because it's dismissive.
But that's why we like it.
Because I don't know what to do.
I don't have to believe it.
I don't understand why we're so willing to believe it.
It's convenient to just, oh, Britney's going through some shit.
What's going on?
I can research and figure it out.
Or the bitch is crazy.
Yeah.
Right.
What's easier for us to live our lives?
Should he shaved her head off?
Like that.
That conservatorship started right after that.
And the dad was everyone could have waited.
That's who saved her.
I want to get into the dad thing in a second because it's interesting that relationship because there's like one component that makes it tricky, right?
There's one component that makes him a leech instead of a savior.
But about the crazy thing, I understand that it's dismissive.
I don't understand why it's so believable, right?
I think it's convenient, so we believe it.
But I think what you're missing and what I'm trying to communicate is I don't understand why we're so willing to believe it.
Like if I said that, if I said that Al is sick or his heart is failing.
Or maybe he has cancer.
Or putting all that shit in there.
He wants free merch.
Maybe he wants merch from someone, you know?
Yeah.
But I guess I'm saying, why is that so easy for us to believe?
Why don't we reject it, right?
Here's somebody that we've heard speak.
We have so much experience with this person being brilliant, right?
In Dave's situation, and so little experience with him being crazy.
But the second it was said, it was like, oh, I guess he's crazy.
And then I'm just going to wipe away all that other stuff.
I think as long as there's behavior that you can't understand and there's no mode of explanation, you can't actually hear the words that they're saying.
The only other explanation from my perspective is that you're crazy.
So it's cognitive dissonance.
Right.
It's like the way that we feel about somebody is different than the way that we, then that person is acting.
And we have to adjust those two things.
And the adjustment is, oh, I guess they're crazy.
Well, you guys said it much smarter than me.
Yes.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's just so interesting that you can like label somebody as that and then immediately we believe it.
Yeah, because then you're just saying, well, my mind is free and clear to not try to figure out why she's acting like this.
What could be going on?
Now, like, exactly Mark said, now, oh, she's crazy.
Done.
That's an explanation.
As long as they're behaving in a way that you don't understand.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dave walks away from 60 million.
You're like, oh, he must be crazy.
Must be crazy.
Went to Africa.
Why would you go to Africa?
Yeah.
Walk away from 60 million.
That's when he explains it.
You go, oh, he's actually not crazy.
Yeah.
Well, this is the importance of being able to, you know, have like platforms.
Yep.
Right.
Because you get to control your narrative.
Don't let motherfuckers take your narrative and run with it.
Yep.
Because, I mean, I wonder, I mean, if Dave back in the day, if he just came out and said, and Brittany, same thing.
I wonder if they're like, yo, I'm not crazy.
I don't need this fucking conservatorship.
I had a wild night.
I had a mental breakdown.
People might not ever relate to the amount of stress that I've gone through in my life.
And then some people might, and they'll be like, listen, that's your worst day.
Who knows?
I'm sure we've all had fights with our, you know, like friends and they've gone crazy in the middle of that fight.
And then afterwards, like, yo, my bad, I was wilding.
I don't know why I smashed a bottle or something like that.
Like, this is.
Someone's done crazy.
100%.
100%.
Okay, what's interesting about the father to me is if the father wasn't making any money off of Brittany, you would think that he was doing this selflessly.
Correct.
But he profits off of her.
So it seems like she's a gerbil in the hamster wheel.
Yes.
It's like, keep on generating that revenue.
You're in Vegas.
Keep on running on that wheel.
I'm getting, I think he gets a 1.5% of gross of the tour, the femme fake out tour.
More than her.
But what's interesting about gross is that's before costs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like he's like, I'm getting mine off the top.
Yeah.
That's a wild deal.
Yeah.
That's going, I don't care how much money it costs to keep Brittany sane.
Yeah.
I get my shit first.
Yeah.
Then this bitch gets whatever's left.
Foul, dude.
That's actually foul.
Yeah.
Right?
That's fucking disgusting, dude.
And then, and then he also gets, I think, 1.5, maybe it was 3.5%, and then he gets 1.5% of something else.
I can look it up.
But the fact that he's making money off of this conservatorship, essentially, right?
By keeping her working, not allowing her to be pregnant.
If she's not pregnant, she can still do shows.
If she's pregnant, can't do shows as easily.
Right?
He seems like the biggest scumbag in history.
If I was him for a branding perspective, I'd go, all I do is care about my daughter.
I'm not making any money off my daughter at all.
I'm just here to help her.
This is a conservatorship because we want to make sure that she's healthy and okay.
I would believe a little bit more.
Her money's in a trust.
I can't touch it.
Boom.
Once we see that she has all her faculties and she seems back to normal, we're good.
She doesn't need to do the fact that you're still having her do shows and then saying she's not like mentally coherent.
Why are you working her then?
Can you imagine a person that's like, you have to check into a menstrual institution, but you're like, yeah, but okay, let's let's they're going to go to work nine to five and I'll take the money.
But then after that, you're in the hospital.
No, you're there for two weeks.
You don't leave.
You don't get to do anything.
None of that adds up.
Is oh, she's not in charge of herself, but she can still do shows and tours and every night a fucking stressful ass Vegas residency.
Is she taking care of her kids?
I would assume he's in charge of taking care of the kids.
And then she's been a nanny or someone else that's involved.
Okay.
Because my understanding was that she takes care of her kids.
If she's taking care of her kids, she can take care of herself.
I think she takes care of her kids as much as an Upper East Side woman takes care of them.
Right.
But then you should still be in charge of your own money.
Yeah.
I mean, usually the dad is.
Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah, it's fair.
So she's got a live and nanny, which is nothing wrong with plenty of people have live and nannies, but that live and nanny is like court appointed.
So basically, it's like you could watch after your kids with someone who really knows how to watch after kids.
So you're being watched while they're being watched.
Exactly.
I would be fine with that if he wasn't making money off the top.
Yeah, you can't make money off the top.
There's something that's disgusting about it.
Yo, Mark talked about the guy that says the most evil man in history.
And I was like, really?
He killed this kid?
This to me is worse than killing your kid.
This is worse.
You are enslaving your child.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you won't let them, if you want to kill commit suicide, no, no, no, I got money to make.
She is a slave for you.
Yeah.
She's a slave for a lot of you.
Matter of fact.
How many people is Brittany a slave for?
Probably.
She's the dairy cow.
Parents, the fucking sister, who's also a giant cunt for not saying anything.
Where you at, Nitch?
Oh, Jamie Lynn Spears.
Yeah, where you at?
She got pregnant too.
She got pregnant dumb earlier.
Yeah, it ruined Zoe 101 or whatever the movie was.
Oh, she got pregnant while she was on a child show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which would have been a bomb storyline, but Disney didn't want to run with it.
Yeah.
Disney pussy for that one, bro.
I bet dad suggested it.
Hey, we can still make money if you want to make pregnant.
Where's she at, bro?
Where's she at?
That's the tricky thing with being a parent in showbiz, is you can't have a job.
Like you have to look after your kids, but if you're making money off of them, you're a piece of shit.
Yeah.
So what the fuck do you do?
Yeah.
Because you can't just go, hey, I'm going to let these kids run out.
Al, you got something.
Go, go.
I mean, like, there's a little silver lining to this because you know how we look at like a dog's life and they're like, oh, they live the best life.
She's kind of living the dog's life.
It's like, hey, everything's being taken care of.
Yeah.
We give you, like, you're being fed.
People are watching.
They got her fixed.
She can't have babies.
We take her outside.
Take her outside.
Spade Brittany.
Take her outside to get the exercise and shit like that and like come home and everything's being like, she kind of got it cushy if you look at it.
Yeah.
And it's a little different than like child actors who like grow up with, you know, their parents have always controlled it.
And then you discover that the parents like stole, manipulated.
I mean, they put laws for this.
You know, like when you're a child actor, no matter what, money goes into a trust that you can only touch when you're 18 to prevent like parents from stealing.
But the dad came in.
This was like 2008 when she was like admitted to the hospital.
KFED got sole custody.
The dad was there to actually save the day.
And that's when the conservative conservatorship started.
And then it evolved into this.
And it's like, we'll analyze.
It's like, was this greed you developed?
Or she really couldn't go that way.
Can I give you one little thing that happened with your boy Dove during that period?
Go, yeah.
Give us a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a TV.
I'll give you a little Hollywood.
Because I want to, this is a compliment to Britney that a lot of people don't understand.
Mark, get off your laptop.
In 2008, this Pete Crazy Brittany, where she, you know, shake the head, the whole thing, like she was coming out of all of this.
Almost.
No.
I was working on a show called How I Met Your Mother.
It was shooting its third season.
I like that fucking guy.
Thank you.
So I was an assistant on that show.
And that show was about, it was 50-50 whether it was going to get canceled or not, because you have to, once you get to four or five seasons, that's when like home run for the next five years, because they want to go into syndication, they'll make a shit ton of episodes.
It was teetering.
It could have gone either way.
We're in casting and we have a role for this like receptionist.
And on Monday, it was going to be a regular nerdy actress playing this part.
Britney's boyfriend, who was an agent, read the role and said, oh, Britney should do this.
This was like Sunday before we were going to do a table read Monday, a peak crazy Britney.
And the producers and the creators are like, okay, let's have Britney on.
Brittany comes on.
Everyone was like, eggshells.
Is she going to go left, right, crazy or not?
She was the sweetest person.
The father was there and one bodyguard just standing there in the wings.
She did the part because of her appearance on that show.
It drove up ratings because people wanted to see if she'd go crazy or not.
And the ratings brought this whole new fan base.
And because of Britney, that show lasts another six years.
Wow.
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Made people tens of millions of dollars in skin off.
And so many people don't understand that had Britney not been on that episode, that that show could have easily just been one of these other sitcoms washed away.
You too use Britney.
I use Brittany.
I want to thank you.
My cousin said, thank you, people involved.
But yeah, that was props.
But it started off fair.
That's a perfect example.
I'm not trying to call your people scumbags, but like, that's a perfect example.
It's like, is this bitch a little crazy?
Maybe.
Would the best thing for us to do, not employ her and hope that she gets some help?
No.
I'm going to employ this kooky bitch and maybe she'll cause some controversy.
And then six years later, we got our show in syndication.
We're making tens of millions of dollars.
This is what happens, bro.
I understand when people are saying Hollywood breaks people.
I do understand that.
It's not that Hollywood breaks you.
It's that if you are broken, they don't care as long as you're making them money and they will ride you to the wheels fall off.
There's a book by Iceberg Slim called, what is that shit called?
Pimp, right?
It's just Pimp.
Pimp.
It's called Pimp by Iceberg Slim.
Famous Pimp.
Yeah.
And he talks about when you're done with a bitch, for lack of a better word, that's what he talks about.
When you're done with one of your prostitutes and you're a pimp, you can't leave her.
You got to break her.
And it's really fucked up.
But like, it's a part of the thing because something about like, she's going to make it hell for the rest of the girls or something like that.
You can't just say, you no longer work for me.
She's going to cause problems for you, whatever.
You got to like break her.
And I'm not saying that's what Hollywood does, people.
I'm not saying they're going to break Britney, but they'll go, we're going to ride this motherfucker till the wheels fall off.
And if the wheels fall off, then we'll find someone else to ride.
But that is how Hollywood breaks.
I don't think there's like a cast of characters going, who do we break next?
There's just the same people up there going, who else are we going to ride?
Like, who's our trick right now that we got to?
Yeah.
Like, what's the girl's name?
She shaved her head too.
She might be on the way.
Black chick, comedian.
Tiffany.
Tiffany Haddish.
You know what I mean?
Like, Tiffany, they gave her every opportunity.
We are riding this thing right now.
She starts shaving her head.
Everybody's like, nah, it's all good.
She's shaving her head.
Now, I don't think Tiffany's crazy.
I think that she's got a strong constitution, but they will keep on working that no matter what she's dealing with.
If she starts to show signs, they don't care.
They don't care.
And honestly, I'm wondering, like, does the average person?
All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because we need to look out for your future.
Okay?
Future is very important because without it, we're fucking dead.
And we need to stretch this bitch out as long as we possibly can.
Life, we got to stretch out.
And there are ways to make yourself future-proof.
See what I did there?
We're going to do it with future-proof.
I mean, these guys are asshole army supporters.
Are they not Akai?
Absolutely.
That's how we found out about them.
They sent me some vitamins when we talked about Canada and I mentioned vitamin D.
This got your vitamin D. You know, these are people with the squad that's reached out.
They reach out to us to spread the fucking word.
It's time that we take our health seriously.
It's time that we're knocking out these vitamins.
I remember the last time I was a kid taking vitamins, it was Flintstone vitamins.
Something happens when you're a kid where you take Flintstone vitamins and then you stop taking vitamins until you're fucking decrepit.
Yep.
I think we need to fill that gap.
Absolutely.
If these things can help us out, if they think, if we want, if we learned anything from fucking Corona, zinc, vitamin D, vitamin C, vitamin C, just having that healthy immune system, having good health in general is going to keep you fucking alive.
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What else they got in there?
They got the vitamin D in case you want to fight Corona.
What else they got?
They got zinc.
Oh, zinc?
Zinc?
That's good for Corona.
I think it's also good for your sperm, so be ready.
You know what I mean?
They got copper, manganese, all them fucking essential minerals that you don't get from your other food.
They got everything in here, man.
Dude, how is this not what you're doing every single day?
Okay.
Don't believe in that fucking multivitam shit where it's just one.
You're going to need multivitamins to have multivitamin, okay?
These guys got in a little packet for you.
Take that shit on the go.
Take it before you leave the crib.
Take it to work.
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See if it makes a difference in your life.
See if it makes you future-proof.
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Use the promo code flagrant when you do that.
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Okay.
The first 50, y'all, they go get it.
You get a free month.
That's it.
I got nothing else to say after that.
Let's get back to the shit.
Like, I'm one.
Does the average person care?
Can the average person remove their success for someone else's mental health?
I don't know, bro.
I don't think so.
Because we see it in music all the time, too.
It's the same way in music.
Like, they'll just ride an artist.
The artist could be having a drug problem.
They could be all the gangster shit, getting in trouble in the news and all that shit.
And it's like, hey, the music's so slack.
Selling money?
Like, let's keep going.
Kanye can't do it.
Even if the music doesn't slap, if you give us amusement, we will watch.
And we just need, Tiki Wiki always uses the term off-ramp for morality.
So, like, the second I can say, oh, I got nothing to do with this.
That's these guys are bad.
I can keep watching and then my conscience is clear and I can just watch this whole thing happen.
And our off-ramp is, for Kanye, at least for me, I'm guilty of this shit is, nah, he's just faking.
Right?
Because I'd rather believe he's faking it.
Then he's really crazy, and I'm just soaking this shit up and talking about it every week on a pod and listening to the music and like letting this crazy person just exist for my entertainment.
Yeah.
So to me, it was like the Kardashians are exploiting him and just riding him.
That's them that are fucked up.
I'm not fucked up for watching their exploitation.
They're fucked up for profiting off of it.
I profit in terms of entertainment.
My entertainment life is way more profitable.
I'm amused constantly by this guy, but they're worse, so I'm good.
Shit.
Yeah.
All throughout time has been happening.
Fucking Van Gogh.
Cut your hair off.
Keep painting them paintings.
As long as your shit's all good.
You don't pay with your ear, do you, man?
But you pay with your hands.
don't cut them shits off we're good but it makes me wonder like because one of the things she said in the statement where she was like i did everything right Like, I was told I'd get out of my conservatorship if I was a good kid.
Like, I did everything.
I stayed pretty, blah, blah, blah.
But that line of like, I stayed pretty.
I stayed pretty is weird.
Because it's like, it almost makes me wonder, oh, is that why she shaved her head?
Because she was like, maybe if I can remove what they see as my perceived value, then I'll be useless to them and then I can just live my life.
That makes a lot of sense.
That happens to women who've been sexually assaulted and like molested at young ages.
I think what they do, you ever see a girl like, she's like get crazy tattoos all over herself or like piercings, all these kind of things?
I think what they're trying to do is like make themselves ugly.
Yeah, undesirable.
Undesirable.
They never have to go through that again.
Exactly.
The fact that Al is laughing right now, uncontrollable.
Unreal, dog.
Unrellably laughing.
Unreal.
Imagine how all the fucking tattooed, pierced up bitches are feeling right now.
Yeah, imagine how they felt when they were touched on by their dad.
You just all ugly.
Now you're chuckling when they were touched on by their dad, and that's why they want to cover their whole body with tattoos so he won't recognize them anymore.
Desexualize themselves, shave half their fucking head.
You don't know what these girls are going through.
Maybe you're not saying make themselves ugly, but like create a visual distraction to pull away from them.
Them bitches became ugly.
Let's just call it what it is.
We can't call it what it is.
That's what they were doing, too.
They put a dragon.
They put a dragon on themselves, bro.
Yeah.
They put a dragon on themselves.
To distract from their natural beauty.
They put the holes in their ears.
So the dad fucked something different.
No, this isn't even insulting to the girls.
It's insulting to the guys attracted to those girls.
Because they have the same intention that he said.
I want to make myself undesirable.
They're all tattooed girls, but those and the guys that are into them, you're an ugly chicks, bro.
Those guys are Britney's dad.
Yo.
Taking advantage of all that trauma.
Motherfucker.
Yeah.
You ain't shit.
Yeah.
Al, piece of garbage.
You're a piece of garbage for laughing at this.
No, what these poor girls have gone through.
You're a comedian.
You're very funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He wants a merch.
He's worried right now.
I'm just saying, that is a good ass point, bro.
There's something there.
There's something.
And there's probably a similar level of trauma in terms of like what Britney's gone through and then what like an abuse victim goes through.
And then she's, it's obviously not as like one horrific incident, but it's years of like mild abuse.
It's like, how fucked up are we though as like a culture?
Like the second Britney did try to make herself ugly, we're like, oh, this bitch crazy.
Yo, why are you making yourself ugly for her?
Dad, take this bitch's freedom, yo.
She was so pretty before, and now she made herself ugly.
She got to be clinically insane.
She don't deserve for her own faculty.
She shouldn't have no controllers.
Yeah.
Put out an album.
Sing, bitch.
What is this bald-headed shit?
Bro, Sinead O'Connor, didn't she shave her head?
Yeah.
And don't we think she's crazy too?
She's a cute little bald bitch.
Is she?
No, I'm thinking about Shade.
My bad.
No, no.
Sade, yeah, yeah.
I think they're the same.
Nah, Sade.
Sade is white, one is black.
Oh, Sade is black.
Sade's fine.
Oh, get out of here, bro.
I don't know where the H comes from in her name, to be honest.
That shit is Sage.
S-A-D-E.
She went to Sade, bro.
With a little, what?
Yeah, with a little line on it.
Okay, I'll give it an A, but where's that shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, where's this shit from?
Yo, we just do things in our community, Jill.
Don't she like just mispronounced words?
Yeah, yeah.
Where do black people with the spelling be, bro?
After spelling your names, they should be winning that shit every single time.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
You could, you could Shade S-A-D-E.
Yeah, so that means we would lose every single time.
No, you would know.
You know about all the hidden letters, the silent ones.
You have a huge advantage.
That's true.
You got apostrophes in the middle of your fucking names and shit.
We don't care about that Courtney.
Watch your fucking mind.
Watch your fucking mouth, Al.
Watch your fucking mouth.
We're at the Olympics, like getting Olympics and spelling, bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch, Chuck.
C-U-C-K, motherfucker.
All right.
So just to wrap this whole Britney shit up.
Dad's is fucked up.
We're fucked up because we love the drama.
We attach ourselves to drama no matter what the fuck it is.
Bro, on some level, I wonder if all these people that talk about we ought to stop child sex trafficking.
Like, I wonder if they really want to stop it or if they love the drama attached to it.
Like, I wonder if they love the Epstein shit.
You know, like, they love talking about Ghylaine.
But what they really trying to do to stop child, what is a child sex trafficking?
Why is Al laughing again, bro?
I kind of get why you're laughing.
Yo, yo, I kind of wonder if firefighters even care about people or they just love the drama of the fire.
You know what I mean?
They're probably jerking off to this Miami thing.
Oh my God.
Yo, it's different.
Firefighters are employed.
It's not their like part-time shit.
You know what I'm saying?
They don't get home from their nine to five and then go put out some fires.
There's volunteer firefighters.
Say what?
There's volunteer firefighters.
Ain't no fires there.
What?
Ain't no fires where the volunteers at?
Yeah.
Yo, the volunteer fight.
You think they pulled up to the Twin Towers on 9-11 to volunteer, motherfuckers?
They are there for the drama, clearly.
It was like, hey, hey, I'm busy.
I'm at work, motherfucker.
I'll volunteer later.
Y'all put the fire out.
Hey, don't let me hate for case y'all died in that shit.
Yeah, real talk.
My bad.
Yo, shout out respect for firefighters.
I mean that shit.
They ran up the buildings while that shit was coming down.
That was all blue.
But back to the back to the kids shit.
Like, everybody's like, we got to stop the sex trafficking and all that kind of stuff.
Like, what are you doing to stop sex trafficking besides tweeting?
What are you doing?
All these motherfuckers are queuing on.
We got to stop sex trafficking.
How many sex trafficking things did they stop queuing on the whole time Q and I was doing it?
I bet they'd have fucked some kids if they kept going at their current rate of progress.
The cues?
Oh, like, oh, are we protecting the kids?
I'm just saying it feels like their virtue signal.
Don't you think?
How do you stop it?
You bring awareness to it and then you hope like motherfuckers start looking at the people doing the bad stuff.
Start searching some shipping containers.
How else could you stop the shit?
I mean, just go around to the bottom.
Start slapping dicks out of little girls' mouths.
You sure get sex traffic.
You go to where the traffic is and you go, yo, why is there all this sex trafficking?
Don't they know where everything's going on?
They know everything's going on.
Yo, that's why I respected the guy that went into the pizza shop with the fucking gun.
Oh my god.
Be about it.
Be about it at least.
You follow the logic.
Be about it.
I don't agree, but I follow the logic.
Every single day, my man is on the QAnon boards or whatever, talking, yo, we're going to stop.
We're going to stop.
We're going to stop.
And they're saying, this is where it's happening.
And dude's like, oh, we know where it's happening?
We out.
He probably went there like, oh, we all gonna be here, right?
Everybody else is putting pizza emojis on Tom Hanks YG.
Fucking useless.
Yo, think about it.
Yo, and I mean this shit sincerely, bro.
Like, think about it.
You could even go back to the Capitol riot shit.
The Capitol riots.
If they really thought motherfuckers were lizards and controlling sex trafficking and doing all this wild shit, they thought the people in the Senate in that building were doing sex trafficking.
They were actual lizards and all the other conspiracies they believed.
What took you so long?
What were you waiting for?
What were you doing for the months before when you knew someone was a lizard and they were doing sex trafficking?
Bro, if someone said next door, yo, the thing next door, they got kids going in there, they're trafficking at kids.
What are we going to do?
Tweet about it?
We just go tweet all day.
We're going to tweet.
Tweet all D, tweetle dumb.
Is that what we're going to do?
All day when we know sex traffic is next door, go there, slap the dicks.
Yo, there's much of traffic.
There's what if you can't call the police, it's the White House, bro.
You can't call the cops on the White House.
I'll call the cops in the White House.
I'll call cops in the White House.
Well, that's the White House.
I'll do it.
But I'll call the cops.
Absolutely.
But they weren't calling the cops.
They're tweeting.
Or maybe on their little message boards.
Yeah.
That shit is pussy, son.
Not calling the cops is basically saying, you know what I mean?
You got to go there.
You got to go knock on that door.
What do you mean about it, bro?
You got to go next door.
I respect that, bro.
If you hear a woman screaming next door, you're going to call the cops or you're going to go next to...
Well, I'm going to call the cops.
That's a lady.
You guys talk.
You call the cops.
If I heard a little girl screaming, I'm not going to call the cops.
Wait.
I heard a little girl screaming.
I'm going to go help her out.
I'm going to bang on the door and then wait for the cops to come.
Stop them.
Scare them.
Hell yeah.
You're going to ding-dong ditch if there's a girl screaming.
You're going to make the guy more mad.
He's like, I fucking hate the kids in this neighborhood.
Let me ding dunk this.
I hate these kids.
Hey, who is that?
No, no, it's nobody.
Hey, bitch.
You don't see me getting fucked.
Come on, bro.
I'll leave a bag, a flaming bag of shit on the floor.
So y'all stand with any bad and shit.
Yo, we pranking rapists, bro.
Here we go.
Welcome to how you stop child rape.
Welcome to prank rapes, all right?
Yo, I forgot what this, well, I was nigging a metaphor for.
I forgot what it was.
What was the initial shit we were talking about?
I don't even know what to do.
Stop the sex trafficking.
All those people are virtue singing.
Yeah, I swear to God, bro.
Yeah, what do we got?
That's their shit.
How do we get there?
No.
No, no, no.
I mean this.
Because Al said he's going to prank a pedophile.
That's a way to get back in.
Son, you got to stop.
I was going to stop this.
You got to prank more pedophiles, son.
Stop pranking them, Al.
Go do something.
No, you got to prank.
You got to prank more pedophiles.
You got to prank them.
You don't prank enough pedophiles.
I don't.
I don't.
I got to step it up.
I got to do more.
You got to do more.
You're not doing enough, bro.
Dub.
No more blue shit.
Those squares.
These aren't mids.
Don't disrespect me, son.
Do not disrespect these.
Now we talk about something serious.
So far, so far, has laughed at cancer.
He's laughed at, he's laughed at.
He said child sex trafficking.
Pedophile pedophile rings.
I said you wearing Jordan mids.
He stuck his feet out from under the desk like the wicked witch.
Click them heels out and get rid of them motherfucking mids.
You wear mids of the podcast.
You are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wearing mids.
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Son, son, they not.
They spider boys, bro.
Them shits are mids, bro.
Enter the spider-verse, dog.
Get out of here.
You are wearing mids.
Yeah.
You wear mids and you support child sex trafficking.
And you're getting pranked right now.
All right.
Welcome to prank rapes.
What is consent, all right?
No, no, but what was that?
What was what were we talking about in relation to prank a pedophile?
Oh, no, that's the whole thing.
It's people just virtue signaling, but never doing nothing, bro.
Same shit.
Everybody needs their little convenient thing to virtue signal with.
And I think that's what it became.
So you're talking about vigilantes to go and stop this stuff.
Don't want it, but I respect it more than the virtue signaling.
So I don't want you to do that, but I respect it more.
How do you know someone's a pedophile?
Say what?
How do you know someone's a pedophile?
Like, how are you going to go get them?
Ask them.
Now, Q got a list, dog.
They had a list of suspected pedophiles.
Tom Panks was on it.
I got a list.
There's now a suspected list.
So now you're just going to run up all motherfuckers and then what?
But what's that?
Ask them.
Ask them.
You're legitimate.
That's what they're doing online.
Are you a pedophile?
Go hustle like that with a gun.
No, no.
Okay.
Thank you for clearing that up.
These are the highs, though.
These are the highs.
Joel.
These are the highs.
So you out here with mids.
I can't believe it, bro.
That's just with your models.
Jordans, man.
You got Jordans and Models.
That's bad disrespectful.
Just because you ain't speaking.
Jordan, son.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, Jordan ain't sprained his ankle his whole career because he was wearing the highs.
You out here with mids, son.
Mid is disrespectful.
You got the Maggie Yankee hat and mids on, dog.
You're a wild guy.
Wow.
You're a wild person.
You can literally go with wild fans talk to you.
I know, but I kind of like, those are only a lot.
I got highs.
I kind of like that.
These are highs, son.
I got them.
You're talking about his pants right now.
They're high.
I always got the highs on.
I'm just saying, bro.
Don't you feel like there's a lot of virtue signaling, not a lot of effort?
Yes.
That's all I'm saying.
And I think that they virtue signal about this shit because it's a convenient thing to look heroic.
Like, you get to be the guy that like fights pedophilia all day on the internet, but you never do nothing.
Don't can't you go get Megan's Law or whatever that shit?
Can't you find out who to pedophile?
They come to you, but wait for an Amber Alert.
Then run outside.
Amber Alert happens.
Everybody looking off.
That's your top Amber.
We did our part.
We got Chris Hansen on a podcast.
Son, we got Chris Hanson on the podcast.
We did our part.
Son, that's the thing, bro.
Most people, most people are like, we gotta stop pedophilia.
And then you go to them, like, well, what are you gonna do to stop it?
And they're like, well, I ain't gonna fuck his.
That's stopping pedophiles.
It stops with us.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It stops with us.
But most people not out there vigilante.
Chris Hansen is pranking pedophiles, bro.
That guy's the king of pranking pedophiles.
No, he pranks pedophiles.
He really does.
He's really good.
He's catfishing them, bro.
In fact, how many of y'all are going to show up to school and just make sure none of them kids get picked up by the wrong person?
Ooh.
Very easy to do.
How many of y'all just going to follow the bus route?
Oh, yo, you remember when Lindsay Lohan did this?
What did she do?
Became Muslim?
There was literally a woman walking around with her Muslim children.
I think she was a Middle Eastern woman walking around with her like three or four kids.
And she Instagram live, this was like a year ago.
This woman is stealing children.
She was like, you're stealing kids.
And then she starts speaking with like a broken Arabic accent.
She's like, why do you do this?
Why give the kids back?
Everyone's like, Lindsay Lohan, what are you doing?
And the cops call her.
She is a conservative.
Again, conservativeship.
Yes, 100%.
She needs that.
She has bringing it up.
And a Las Vegas residency.
She needs consumption.
And I need 1.2% of gross.
To be fair, converting to Islam as a woman is basically just entering a conservatorship.
There's a lot of men telling you what to do.
Conservativeship with God, bro.
You got to give 10%.
You got 4.5.
You're right, bro.
Think about that.
She did it.
Hey, she's religion is a conservatorship.
Dictates what you can or can't do, takes a high premium.
Bruh, religion takes as much as your agent.
Yep.
You got to give what a tithe?
How much is a tithe?
10%?
Gross.
Good growth.
Yeah, but God do be getting you.
God, Dave.
God do be getting you the bookings, though.
Say what?
God doesn't just get you the audition.
He gets you the roll.
You know what I mean?
10% kind of light, honestly.
That's a good ass point.
I should make my agent pay his whole 10% to God.
Well, your agent still got to pay 10% of his 10%.
There you go.
You better kick it up.
Yeah.
You mean?
So you should just withhold it and then give it to God just direct.
That's what I say.
Yeah.
That's also possible.
That's who really got me the work.
That's also very possible.
Okay.
So just to bookend this shit, a lot of virtue signaling.
A lot of heroic bullshit, right?
Can you virtue signal if you're also doing good shit?
Give me an example.
So, let's say you're on Twitter and you're also donating to y'all.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I this is about this.
I am.
I want, I want to hear the whole thing.
The beautiful thing about being like super anti-pedophile, like making that your identity, is you know, there's nothing you could do.
It's like, I it what it's like, uh, I save the glaciers.
You can't.
What you gonna do?
Go there, you know, with some AC.
I was gonna blow, but that'd be hotter.
If you go, ha, yeah, that's fucked up.
But this is cold, exactly.
It's like, save the glacier, is the biggest bullshit.
It's like, that's how you know Leonardo Capri don't really care about it.
It's cap.
It's all cap from Leonardo Caprio because you can't really save the glaciers.
You can't really save the environment.
There's nothing you could physically do to do it, especially the glaciers.
That's the same thing with the pedophiles.
It's the most convenient thing to virtue signal about because nobody could call you about it.
With Black Lives Matter, they could call you about it.
What are you doing to help black lives?
Where are you donating your money?
Are you out there marching?
Are you doing these things?
Hey, how do I know you really about that anti-pedophile life?
Oh, I'd be anti-pedophile.
I don't fuck kids.
I don't fuck kids.
Oh, hero.
Right?
There's no way to call them out.
It's bullshit.
Some people have even said that the whole, what's it called?
The whole QA shit was a reaction to Black Lives Matter.
White people needed their Black Lives Matter.
All these white people need to be part of something.
They need something to virtue signal about, but they didn't support that Black Lives Matter shit.
So they're like, what's something that we could virtue signal about, but make absolutely no change?
And it gives you a higher moral ground than anything else.
Oh, y'all just care about Black Lives.
Well, we care about all kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what if you're donating to a police brutality is bad?
You know what's worse?
Child sex trafficking.
You can't argue with that.
Can't argue with that.
We on your side.
Sorry, I'm fighting a bigger fight, guys.
That's what I mean.
Oh, y'all just care about black people getting killed by the cops.
You don't care about children?
Yeah.
Of every race.
Of every race.
From every country?
All kids matter.
Yeah.
All kids.
All kids mattered.
Yeah.
Hey, all kids mattered.
Okay, Mark, what were you saying?
But if you donate money to some sex trafficking organization and you tweet about it, if you donate money to a sex trafficking organization, you probably will help them with their trafficking.
Yeah.
Anti-sex trafficking, I think, is what you mentioned.
What have you done?
What's the anti-sex trafficking organization?
What is that?
They're going out and freeing these kids that are getting sex trafficked.
We know where the kids are.
Some that's impossible, Mark.
No, if we knew where it was, then we would tell the cops to go bring it up.
But they're underground.
They're secret.
Well, how do they know the secrets, Mark?
Because they're investigating.
They're getting in there.
How do they know when the police don't know it?
Because each day, to be fair, the guys who would find the Chris Hanson pedophiles.
Yeah.
That was an anti-pedophilia organization that would like sniff them out online.
They'd like pretend to be justice.
I would say that was a weird name.
Odd name for sure.
Odd name for sure.
I was like, you're doing the right thing, but branding-wise, just a mess.
But did they sniff them out or they were just out there on these chat rooms?
They were luring them.
They were luring them.
Yeah, that's worked, though.
Yeah.
They're luring.
Do you think they were ever so good that they got someone who wasn't a pedophile to be?
You know what I mean?
That's like entrapment, I think.
But they ever kicked that game so good.
Like, they were just kicking crazy kid game.
That's crazy kid.
I don't know.
Just mad Google Gagas after you said that.
Do you think that's a possibility or what?
Like, y'all wouldn't know about it, but Al, you ever kick games so much?
Yeah, fuck you.
Oh, yeah.
You ever kicked games so good to a legally aged woman?
Like, you ever kick games so good?
Like, there's no reason I should sleep with this girl.
But my game was so on point.
I was making her laugh.
I was doing everything.
Like, I should never do it, but I earned that because my game was.
Those nights where they were hot and the fucking jokes are just hitting.
Why it?
Oh, yeah.
Exactly.
So you killing it, right?
You got the mids out.
So just kill it.
Disrespecting my dead ass had to Google these just to make sure these fucking high show right now on my screen.
I'm like, these mids, bro.
Yo, think about how strong his game was to get pussy in the mild in no fucking mids, bro.
That's like Akash with his trash Tim's.
That's when he was with his Tims.
My game was on fire that day.
Damn right it was.
You don't need game.
You could wear those Tims.
All I'm trying to say is you kick your game so good, you got something you didn't even think that you should get.
Right?
And I wonder if the people that they hire to be the kids online.
I'm on fire.
Oh, I'm killing this motherfucker.
Exactly.
Like, he's like, I don't even want to meet you.
Blah, blah, blah.
She's like, Yeah, but come on.
Like, I can't.
You know, I need a chaperone.
Like, just we don't even know how to kick lines as a kid.
So maybe they're actually reform pedophiles.
You know how, like, when the government takes the hat, like me and I don't know the caprio.
And catch me if you can.
Yeah.
That should be the name of that show.
Catch me if you can.
That's literally what they do.
They have the fucking actor in the house.
A pedophile shows up and they're like, what do I do?
And they're like, run.
That's literally the strategy.
You know what's weird?
Is they let him walk out the crib and then they chase him.
You'd think there'd just be someone right out the door.
Just a net that drops on him.
Yeah, that's it.
Like, hey, have a seat.
And then a net.
They want the chase.
Yeah, it gotta be a little fun.
The producers out there making him police work.
Why are they doing like it's double there or some shit?
They're like, go get the flag at the end.
Like, just catch him.
Just like put him in jail.
Like, why does that really have to be TV?
They got to do like a 40-yard pedo dash.
Oh, I'd be fired, dog.
Dude, we got to do it.
Yeah.
All right.
Anyway, so Britney Spears, in conclusion, or stop making her work.
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If you're going to keep the conservatorship, she shouldn't work.
Or don't make money off her.
Maybe that's it.
Yeah, or don't make money off her.
Don't make money off her.
And if you, if you know what changes real quick, once people stop making money off you, their control off on you is relinquished.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
The second you can't make motherfuckers money, all of a sudden, they don't really care if you work or not.
When they're profiting off of you, they need you to be out there grinding.
You free, work, work, work.
That's what makes this conservatorship thing so much like different than every other one because there's so much money at stake.
So like most conservatorships, it's like it's a burden on the conservator to take care of the person.
And so it's like, oh, I'm going to go out of my way.
I'm going to take care of you.
I want to pay for everything.
Like, you don't have any money.
You can't earn money.
You're basically a child for the rest of your life.
And so there's like an actual responsibility on the conservator.
But in her case, because she's making so much money, it's like it's inverted.
And so it doesn't necessarily get this heated from what I was reading.
But when you're in a conservatorship, it's almost impossible to get out.
So, you know, the actual dragon tattoo shit.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You remember the movie, The Dragon Tattoo?
Liz Salander?
She had a conservatorship.
Oh, y'all never seen the dragon tattoo?
I've seen it, but I forgot it.
Oh, anyway.
But anyway, and the dude was like abusing her and shit.
It was a really fucked-up situation.
And I bet that happens.
Oh, I think I remember that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's why you got either bitches with tattoos.
All got dragon tattoos.
The girl with the gauged earlobes.
You ever saw that movie?
I'm just saying, bro.
It adds up.
It doesn't add up.
No, I had thought that.
Not even just tattoos like weight gain.
A lot of girls will gain a lot of weight after just the idea.
How do I desex myself?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, and we think they're crazy for that.
But they just don't want to be, you know, fucking objectified.
Victimized, objectified angels.
All them girls was just.
They had it rough.
Yeah, they had it rough.
Yo, shout out to San Antonio.
San Antonio is an absolutely amazing city with so much charm.
And I mean this, and it sounds like I'm joking because everybody makes fun of San Antonio.
I've never been there before.
Pardon?
Go to the Alamo.
I did go to the Alamo.
We went to Alamo.
Yeah, we took that shit back.
Yeah.
Have you seen the Alamo?
Yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Do you know what it is?
It's like the thing in Texas.
It's not.
What do you mean?
Like, it's from Texas.
I know.
It sucks.
Dude, it sucks.
86 people fuck 3,000 Mexican soldiers there, man.
Come on.
86, which is 2000.
Why do you care?
That's another one where it's like no one was counting.
Like, yeah, that's some shit where like you started.
300.
What is it?
Hey, watch your fucking mouth, though.
Watch your fucking mouth, dog.
We remember the Alamo, dog.
We remember.
Do you?
They were killing you.
Do you remember?
Do you remember the Alamo?
I remember enough.
Who is the Alamo?
It's the building.
What do you mean it was the Alamo?
I thought it was the tribe.
I thought it was the tribe the whole time.
I thought it was the tribe.
No, Texas overrates it to a degree.
I get it.
It's not that impressive.
It's a shitty little building.
I was telling them even on stage, I said, you should have built another one when they took it over.
It was super small.
The little fort that they had is a fort that got taken over, right?
And they took that shit from them in the first place.
Mexis was just trying to get their shit back.
Yeah.
Right?
Yes or no?
Yeah.
So whatever.
So there was some big fucking fight and they got it back.
Don't Crockett was one of the guys.
Bro, come on.
David Crockett, dog.
He died there.
I respect.
He did.
We did not remember that.
So they got to do better branding with the whole Remembering the Album.
But San Antonio, what I like about it is it's not trying to be another city.
I love that.
And I think that's so cool.
Like, you go to all these cities around the country, around the world, even.
They're just trying to be New York.
They're trying to be LA.
I have a real issue with Dallas since I've grown.
It's trying to be L.A.?
It's trying to be LA and New York.
Like, the bars are called Park Ave in Madison.
It's like, what are you talking about?
The hotels that pop up.
They don't have the charm of the city.
They look like an LA hotel in New York.
Cowboy boots and a fucking bolo tie.
That's Dallas.
Oil people.
And it will be places that have cool, unique culture or look really great.
That's my biggest issue with Toronto.
Like, I love the people in Toronto.
I love the culture in Toronto.
But then you're in Toronto.
It's like, it's trying to be New York.
They always tell you, oh, it's just like New York, right?
And you're like, no, you're not at all.
You got some dope shit going here.
I love that shit.
You love the city, but it's not New York.
Because you're from New York.
Yeah, but you love it because you go to your celebrity because you're from where they want to be.
Yeah, I love that shit.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
All I'm saying is going to San Antonio, like the hotel, even when we were staying at, it felt like old Western.
Like it felt like 310s of Yuma.
Old Money In Dallas00:03:01
You know what I'm saying?
It felt like it used to be a town where there was like one bar with the switch, you know, the doors that go like that.
Saloon.
The saloon.
Yeah.
It just had this vibe.
And I was like, oh, this is cool.
This is unique.
Finally, the river walk walks.
It was like, okay, a city that's not trying to be something else.
It's like cool building.
It's the seventh biggest city in the country.
And it's building its own thing.
And it's, and it's, yeah, I thought it was really cool.
No, I like that.
I like that.
I figured that you would like that shit.
You like some authenticity.
I like authenticity and I hate seeing Dallas.
I loved growing up there, but now it's like, you're not New York.
Like they think they're rich and it's like, you're not.
Shit is cheap.
Don't you think some of the oil people got money out there?
There's some, oh, there's some old money out there for sure, but a lot of the people you see like really trying to flex and act like they're the shit.
It's like, bruh, it's got that Miami kind of thing.
Miami has its own culture, but Miami has a thing where people are like really flexing and acting like they're super wealthy.
And it's like, some of y'all are, most of you are not.
Yeah.
And those people ain't from Miami.
Those are like New Yorkers that moved down to Miami to save money.
Super rich Spanish people or whatever the fuck.
You know what I mean?
Europeans coming in.
Not you.
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Let's talk about this Delta variant, man.
Some people saying we might get some lockdowns again.
God damn it, yo.
God damn it.
That's on y'all too, bro.
I knew it would be.
I told you, the shit that comes from India is going to fuck up everybody.
Most mutated.
Bro, they mutate.
That's what we do.
We got, it's the dirtiest country I've ever been to.
I've never been to China.
India, by far, the dirtiest country I've ever been to.
Whatever the fuck makes it out of there.
Yeah.
We're not ready.
Son, that shit is Ford Tough.
Built forward tough.
Do you think that we can lock up again psychologically?
No.
No way, right?
No.
The numbers will have to be crazy.
And I think states will try, but it's going to be like rebellion, dog.
New York might try.
County might try, but I don't think the citizens are having it.
Dog, New York is a pretty liberal place.
Motherfuckers are so happy to not be wearing masks right now.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
God, dude.
Yeah.
People who don't look like fucking the guy you would think is a big anti-masker walking around with no masks on the train.
Like, they're just not doing it anymore.
We're done mentally.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, at what point do they just say, like, now people get COVID and it's okay because you're vaccinated and you're not going to likely not going to die.
So Chris Paul got the Delta variant and he allegedly got it from his masseuse and he's vaccinated.
So the thing about the vaccination is it doesn't stop you from getting it.
It's just if you do get it, I think one, it's harder to get it.
And two, if you do get it, your body can fight it off better.
Yeah.
Right.
But there's always that percentile.
That's what people know really, they don't put that in their mind.
They're like 95% effective.
Right.
And that's amazing effectiveness.
Like the efficacy is great, but you can still get it.
Yes.
There's a 5% chance you get it.
And within that 5% chance, I'm sure there are some people that might even die.
Yeah.
But the majority of people won't.
And ideally, we get to a point where it's like, yo, we can continue on and have a normal society without the risk of, you know, putting hundreds of thousands of people in the fucking hospital.
My concern is there's some states where vaccination rates are really low.
Yeah.
And in those states, things could get fucking nuts.
And that's on y'all.
Yep.
Like, I hate to say it, but it's on y'all.
Like, when we got the vaccine, if you got the vaccine thinking that there were no risks, you're an idiot.
Yeah.
We all got vaccinated, or those of us who have got vaccinated, got vaccinated because we wanted shit to get back to normal.
Okay.
Yep.
Now, if you're not vaccinated, you get that shit and you die, that is your risk that you took.
You are risking your body with COVID.
Some people that are vaccinated are risking not being able to return to a normal society, right?
Yeah.
And we're willing to take that risk.
And that's fine.
And you got to live with that.
But you can't do pouty face if you go get the delta variant when you decide not to get vaccinated.
No, no, no, no.
You can't be pouty face, even.
I wonder.
I know.
You could probably do pouty face if your state shuts down, even though you don't want to.
Because you're like, yo, let's take the risk.
I'm ready to go out here.
I'm ready to get this shit.
The only thing that's fucked up is what I feel bad for are you can't vaccinate kids.
And I'm happy about that because we don't know what the fuck this thing does to people, right?
But I'm also a little bit concerned because what if the Delta variant starts affecting kids worse?
Yeah.
You know, the whole time we were basically like, yo, kids have great immune systems.
They're going to be good if they get COVID.
Everything's fine.
But if this one or another variant affects kids in a more harmful way, now we got to start shooting kids up a shit that we really don't know what's going to happen.
Yeah.
10 years down the line, 20 years on.
I mean, I'm okay to take that risk.
Isn't that historically what most vaccines have been, though?
Like the fucking smallpox vaccine, they didn't know.
They didn't have 10 years of research to know how it was going to go.
Controlled studies.
Hey, this shit is ravaging the world.
Here's a potential vaccine.
Let's everybody just take it.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's, yeah, that's every time you take anything.
And there could be, I'm sure, Mark said it well.
He's like, anti-vaxxers, you don't have to be an anti-vaxxer, but also the people who are like shitting on anti-vaxxers act like no vaccine could possibly have any negative side effects whatsoever.
That's not true.
Yeah.
But generally speaking, the risk is worth the reward.
Yeah.
I want to go out to dinner.
You know, it doesn't take much for me to take a vaccine.
Like this idea that, like, oh my God, there's this hill that we cannot get over or get past in order for people to get vaccinated.
You would just have to take one thing away from me in order for me to take a vaccine.
Like if you said, yo, you can't take Ubers without a vaccine.
I take a vaccine for anything.
Yeah.
There's nothing I wouldn't take.
I take PrEP.
I take the HIV medication.
I take whatever you want so I can take Ubers.
So if you just remove one little thing from my life and I get to see other motherfuckers doing that shit, like low-key, Florida is the only reason people getting vaccinated up north.
Because if the whole country was shut down, you wouldn't feel like you're missing something.
But when the whole country saw motherfuckers partying, living that good life in Florida and Texas, they're like, shoot me up.
I need a party, yo.
I want to go to Marquis.
I want to go out to dinner.
I want to live my fucking life again because these Puerto Ricans is having an amazing time down there in Florida.
So that's on us.
So if this vaccine does turn out to be bad and we get all mutated and fucked up, can't have kids, my bad, yo.
So I as well figure that out.
We got time, yo.
Come on.
Sorry, we moved down to Miami and had incredible success.
Real talk.
But now they can afford good treatment.
So that's true.
Go.
That's true.
We might need some.
Freeze a nut or something.
Say, yo, we could have, maybe we should have done that, bro.
Maybe we should have frozen our nuts.
Girls should have frozen their eggs.
Yep.
Maybe we should have before.
You ever busted in the freezer one time to save it for posterity?
Put that shit in the ice tray.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that's how you freeze nut for the future.
Y'all never busted an ice tray?
Yeah.
You never played ice tray roulette?
I didn't refry to the freeze pop.
You never busted one of the water cube.
You got a little cloudy, bro.
My water cube.
Yeah, I'm saying, bro, that's the roulette.
Yeah.
But you just got to do it blind.
You bust in one of the trays, one of the cubes.
Nah, that shit pisses me off, though.
What does my girl chewing ice, and I'm like, oh, now you're going to chew ice.
That's so weird.
Once it's frozen, you're going to chew ice.
But yeah, why doesn't the government just be honest with us?
We can take the honesty.
That's the thing that's a little annoying.
I think that's something antiquated by the government.
It's like, they think that we can't handle honesty.
Yeah, we can't.
Certain things we don't want them to be honest about, but there's certain things that we do.
You say we can handle the truth.
No.
Honesty.
Honest about what?
You sound like you're arguing with a girl right now.
You're like, no, no, no.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm not going to tell you the truth.
I'm not going to tell you the truth.
I'm being honest about how untruthful I'm about to be.
No, no, no.
Like, I guess what I'm saying is, it's just like, yo, you want to go back outside?
Hey, this is the fucking deal.
You want to go back outside or not?
Yes.
Well, we need seven out of 10 of y'all to take this fucking shit.
Which one of y'all are going to be the heroes to open up the whole country?
And that is some heroic stuff.
Honesty With Girls00:14:52
We are taking a vaccine that we do not know what happens.
Right.
So that the three out of the 10 can also go out and enjoy fucking life.
If you're someone who does not get vaccinated, I think we said this on his podcast.
I think it was on a podcast.
Maybe it was somewhere.
It was in the green room.
It was in the green room.
Exactly.
If you're someone who's not vaccinated and you see someone who is vaccinated, you thank them.
Because your pussy ass is able to go out and enjoy fucking life because people got vaccinated.
All right.
So we're not afraid of this Delta variant, man.
What about Scotty Pippen, man?
Yo, so Scotty Pippen has just been a while in the media.
Last week, he went at Kevin Durant.
So the reason they lost, they didn't play team ball.
Kevin Durant bodied him and was like, isn't this the same guy that wouldn't go in when Phil Jackson drew up to play for a teammate?
For the better shooter.
Yeah, for the better shooter?
Yes.
Then this guy.
Scotty Pippen never had a jump shot in his life.
I don't know why the fuck he wanted to take that shot.
I've never seen Scotty Pippen had a jump shot.
Even when he was playing, I would see him take jump shots.
When he was playing for the Rockets, I was like, why is this guy shooting the ball?
I've never seen you make jump shots.
You defend motherfuckers and you lay it in.
That's it.
And you pass.
And you pass.
It was a great, he was that point.
Ben Simmons, back when shooting wasn't as important.
There you go.
They got carried by Michael Jeffrey Jordan.
You had a great sneaker, Scotty Pippen.
So I think you got a little bit elevated in the way that you were remembered.
But the reality is, the game was not complete.
That's true.
Great defender could get to the cup, but could not shoot the ball.
So the play should have been called up for Tony Kukoch, and he hit the fucking shot.
How are you still bitter about winning the game?
He hits the shot with you on the bench.
Pouting.
So wait, he's complaining about racism from.
So he said Phil Jackson was racist, and that's why he drew up the play for Tony Kukoch because he's a race.
And he also said that Michael Jordan passed the ball to Steve Kerr.
It was for the cameras.
It was for the cameras.
Because in the finals, it was game one of the finals against the Jazz one of the years.
They have Jordan on the bench saying to Steve Kerr, if they double me, I'm coming to you.
Be ready to take the shot.
It was a game-winning shot.
And Steve Kerr is like, I'm ready.
I'll be ready.
And then that's exactly what happens.
They double Jordan.
He kicks out the Curry.
He nails a three.
They win the game.
But Jordan said that to him, like, that's not why he was brought to the team.
Like, Steve Kerr wasn't, hey, we'd like you to dominate the ball.
And you're the big man.
You're a lockdown defender.
And maybe go in the post a little bit.
No, you are there for when the black guys get double teamed and you're wide open around that arc that's real far away from the Rams.
We need a white shoot.
There you go.
We need guys basketball player to score a hoop.
All right.
Come on.
It's like Michael Jordan described his job description.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you're right.
No, you're right.
You think Steve Kerr was like, well, they're not going to inbound it to me, you mean?
What's going on here?
I thought I'm talking about the camera.
I'm trying to dribble out the clock and I crossover.
I make magic happen.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
But here's what I realized Scotty Pippen is doing.
He's got a memoir coming out.
Oh.
Now all of a sudden it makes sense.
There you go.
Now he's just trying to grab her.
I looked, yeah, I kept reading, and then it says he has some memoir coming out.
And this is what a fucking loser Scotty Pippen is: is why don't you just do a memoir about how your wife is getting railed out by the entire NBA?
That is racist.
You know who's not racist is Larsa Pippen.
Larsa Pippen is an open-minded ass woman, yo.
Because she's been getting cracked open and cleaned out by the whole league.
And she has been going down in skill level.
Like, Scotty is a top 50 player of all time, probably.
Right?
And she's fucking not even the best player with that name.
Right?
Like, Malik Beasley, right?
Yeah.
He's not even the best Beasley.
Who's a better Beasley?
That left-handed Beasley?
Who's a little crazy?
Oh, no, He was the number two pick overall.
Was it Michael Beasley?
Michael Beasley.
Michael Beasley.
Way better Beasley.
Yeah.
He's like Big Delante.
Yeah.
He's a little kooky.
You know, I don't want to call him crazy no more because of the Britney combo, but he's a little bit kooky.
Got the tattoos and shit.
Didn't smash LeBron's mom.
You think LeBron made Delante crazy after smashing his mom?
I would.
Like, fucked with his meds and shit like that.
Wait, what happened?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Delante West was dicking down LeBron's mom during the playoffs.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
This is all alleged.
Yeah.
You never.
Thank you very much.
You never heard this story?
Oh, this is great.
And then he literally went crazy and he was on the side of the highway, like begging for cash.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For years.
Yeah.
It was like homeless.
I mean, it was bad.
Bad situation.
He needed a conservatorship.
He needed a conservator.
He was smoking out his conservators.
Yes, dude.
Come on.
Yes.
Yeah, man.
A little crazy.
A little crazy.
But back to the Scotty Pittman shit.
It's just so weird, man.
It's just pathetic, yo.
You're the top 50 player of all time.
You're rich.
Just fucking chill.
Just relax.
And his team ball comment about Kevin Durant.
He also, I don't want to pull up the exact quote, but something, he said something to the effect of Michael Jordan and I were really great on the court, off the court.
We weren't really good friends.
And I didn't like how I was depicted in the media where he got all the credit.
One player got all the credit.
And basketball is a team sport.
The credit should go to the team, which is fucking ridiculous.
But also, that's why, oh, Kevin Durant didn't win because he didn't play team ball.
Never mind the fact that he was one toe away from hitting the greatest game winner maybe we've ever seen to win a whole fucking series.
But he's like, oh, he didn't play team ball.
That's why he lost.
He just wants to get his own credit.
Yeah.
Basketball is not an individual sport.
It's a team sport.
Nah, it's an individual sport.
That's why you individually have zero rings.
But so does Jordan.
That's true.
I mean, we can't deny the effect that Scotty had on the market.
I mean, he was literally one of the 50 best players of all time.
He can't shoot the ball, but an unbelievable force out there.
Yes.
And to have a guy that size who could handle the ball and defend and pass, it was very impressive what he did.
He changed the position.
But Jordan got rings without Scotty.
Pardon?
Jordan got rings without Scotty.
No, no, never without Scotty.
He's not on the phone.
He's not Tony.
Without Tony, who coached it, but Scotty was there for all seven.
Scottie was there for all sex.
And there was drama.
But he was there.
And I think Jordan said, look, that's my best teammate ever.
And he's very clear about the effect that Scotty had on the team.
So you can't take that away from him.
But it just does suck that he's got to resort to that in order to sell ranks.
Because if Phil was racist, why don't you say something when he was the coach of the Lakers?
Like, why don't you stop racism?
Why don't you stop the promotion of racism?
Why don't you say something when he was on the Knicks?
Like, if Phil is this great racist, that all of a sudden all these black people exalt, these black figures exalt as one of the greatest mentors of all time.
Yeah.
Not just coaches, but like the way that Kobe speaks about Phil, the way that MJ speaks about Phil, Shaq, even.
Shaq loves Phil.
You know, so it's like, it's kind of weird.
Like, you're the only person that he's racist to because you can't shoot.
Yeah, do you think he ever had a game winner where Kobe or Michael wasn't taking the shot?
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, hey, Sasha Vucevic or whatever the fuck.
This game winner is for you.
Never, bro.
That's fucking arrogant.
He's racist because he didn't think you could shoot better than the white guy from Europe.
Like, you always pass it to the white guy from Europe.
100%.
Yeah, yeah.
I get annoyed when I watch in the league and I see white guys hit shots from three points because I'm like, that's why they're there.
Like you can play up on them because they're not blowing by you and going to the cup.
He's getting their face.
You know what they're going to do.
Close out every time you close out.
Especially if they're foreign.
If they have an accent, if they're going, boss, boss, if you can hear an accent when they're calling for the rock, you jump.
You know they're shooting.
It's unbelievable, right?
Right.
So the fact that it's racist that he didn't ask you to miss the last shot when you knew you fucking would.
In a regular season game, low-ass stakes.
Yeah.
He was a fuck, dog.
Grow up, bro.
Nah, that's whack.
I'm going to probably trust Kobe, Shaq, and Michael when it comes to racism.
Over Scotty.
Scotty.
Yeah.
But it would be funny if Phil was the one that told Michael, like, look, Republicans buy sneakers too.
Like, all of a sudden, like, all the things that like, like, Phil's the one that made Shaq become a sheriff.
You should really get into policing.
Hey, blue lives matter, man.
Blue lives matter.
Yo, that's, yo, Phil's like, I think you should date a Mexican.
I think that they could be culturally way more aligned with your values.
Like, what if it turns out Phil's really a racist?
And he instilled sneakily all these racist values.
But he was all into that Native American shit.
Who?
Phil Jackson.
Kobe, you really look forward to being a father.
Who gets pregnant more than Mexicans?
That's who you should marry.
Oh, shit.
Wait a minute.
Phil was really into the Native American shit.
Yeah, wasn't he?
That's right.
You should bring people into his office and be like, oh, do you want to, you know.
He coached in Mexico.
Remember, he coached in a Mexican league?
But who's more racist than Native Americans?
Like, they were trying to not give us what God wanted us to have.
That's true.
Remember, like, when God said America's ours, and they were like, no?
Yeah, that's true.
All race-based violence is because of Native Americans.
Native Americans.
It's crazy.
White supremacy.
Literally, yo, son, it's my bad Iroquois, but God said, like, I don't want to take America.
Like, I know Manifest Destiny.
Like, I don't want.
I know I want to have Thanksgiving with you and everything's cool.
But then God came.
God.
We're not talking about some guy.
God said, I have to go from one body of water to the other.
What am I supposed to do?
What do you want me to do?
What?
Like, come on, bro.
Yeah.
Like, I'm very impressed how you could use all parts of Buffalo, but God said, I have to take from the water to the water.
All the parts of the country.
You should understand this.
You should understand this more than anything.
See the shining sea, bro.
That's it.
You see what you did with the buffalo?
We're going to do that with America.
I mean, like, it's shocking to me that the Native Americans at that point just didn't go, oh, my bad.
God said it.
Okay, bro.
Haters, bro.
Haters.
They were big time haters.
Super haters, bro.
Yeah.
Think about that.
Like.
You would think, you know what I mean?
You would think of people who respected God so much would respect God's wishes.
Bro, we came with weapons, bro.
We had guns.
Like, God gave us guns.
You guys believe in sacrifice, right?
We were sacrificing all y'all.
Yeah, you getting sacrificed.
Real talk.
And if human sacrifice was that valuable to y'all, what happened?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you should have got the most plentiful harvest the next year when we were coming through.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, where was all the pumpkins at?
Where was the corn?
That's why America got so much farmland.
That's why we got so much corn specifically.
Human sacrifice.
Human sacrifice.
The natives didn't invent corn, but they were the first people to put corn out there.
Made that shit pop.
What is the most harvested crop in America right now?
Corn, bro.
Sacrifice all them natives.
We got the corn.
So anytime you drink a soda, thank the natives.
Anytime you're eating motherfucking chips and guac, thank the natives.
Anytime you having tacos, thank the natives.
Man, yo.
Women, thank the natives or thank us.
Because we would have had all that.
We didn't sacrifice, bro.
But we wouldn't have had all of it if we didn't sacrifice.
So thank you guys for sacrificing them.
Thank God.
Look, either you believe in God or no.
This is a conversation about like, but faith here.
Yeah.
You don't have to feel bad about killing all the Native Americans and completely removing them from their lands if you believe in God.
Right, right, right, right.
That's what God wanted.
Yeah, you're right.
We did not want that.
White people do not.
White people are pretty cool.
We go to Native people's countries all the time.
Chill.
Drink a Mai Thai.
Build a couple churches.
Convert some people.
Get out of there.
But if God is like, this is ours, what are we to do?
What is a God-fearing human being to do?
Capitulate, bro.
Son, do natives kill their own when God says so?
They're God.
The Aztecs did, right?
They do.
So if our God says we got to get y'all out of here, then we're wrong.
Manifest destiny.
Y'all should be the most understanding.
Yeah.
Al, am I off on this?
If God said it, I mean, we had the holy wars because God.
That's true.
God made people fight for Jerusalem.
It wasn't for no reason.
God said it.
Yeah, we weren't bored.
Son.
You're just the messengers.
I think it's the messengers.
I believe in God all of a sudden.
Because I don't want to believe we just took out these natives for no reason.
Nah, nah, you just UPS, bro.
We just UPS.
We're just delivering a message, right?
You guys are super quiet right now.
Come on, see nothing.
Al doesn't have respect for American culture.
That's what it is.
Nope.
Yeah.
Come on.
Why don't I have respect for American culture?
Because you're not on board.
You're not on board with this.
That is the one thing.
Moving Native Americans is the one thing that nobody gives pushback on.
Like, we need to write the wrong, like, reparations.
Like, how can we treat black people like that?
And then people go, well, should we give the land back to Native Americans?
Like, come on, It wasn't even America back then.
It wasn't even America.
Like, what are we talking about?
They don't pay taxes.
That's they good.
Even black people, even black people don't have no sympathy for somebody.
Let us not pay taxes.
They don't pay taxes, we stop paying taxes.
We will not talk about reparations.
That is the Patrice O'Neill bit on what reparations should be.
Black people should be exempt from federal income tax.
Because we're all slaves to the government.
Black people have already been slaves.
So now we double slaves.
So now we're double slaves.
That's the line.
Yeah.
Remember, Mr. Pete?
That's a good ass point.
Let's go.
So you're good with that.
Black people don't pay taxes.
Yes.
Yo, that's actually wild, though.
How much y'all paying taxes, bro?
Like, when you add up the kids and shit, what do you mean?
It don't matter.
Like, if we didn't pay taxes, we'll be happy with that.
Very happy.
Yo, I didn't realize mad people are going to be able to get rid of that.
That's actually a great solution.
Huh?
Mad people got reparations.
I didn't realize that.
Apparently, Japanese internment camps, they all got reparations.
How much?
A couple, something.
What they get.
I didn't know exactly.
I don't know exactly.
But we'll ask tables they sit at at the sushi restaurant.
Yeah.
That was their reparations.
They didn't get chairs.
They should have.
That was their reparations.
I got you.
They gave him little tables for the sushi restaurant.
None of us could think anything else.
He tried.
They tried.
I respect that.
But Native Americans got reparations, apparently.
Some.
What'd they get?
They just got to move to land.
Yeah, they got money on the reservations.
Yeah.
Free land, some money.
Jews got reparations after the Holocaust.
I don't think you would want that land, to be honest.
Yeah, you got Israel.
That's true, bro.
I don't know if that was reparations, but that is a good point.
You got something out of it.
Okay.
So what do we do?
Do we take a tax haven in Atlanta?
Is Atlanta a black tax-free zone?
I wouldn't want to live there, but yeah.
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You didn't go support the Pride March?
I landed after.
I support though.
You got to let them get out their system, bro.
But you got to let them get out their system, bro.
Come on, man.
Everybody got to get their march.
If the Knicks won, you don't think that we're going to get some shit out of our system?
We're going to be wilding.
The thing about marches is like when gay people have their march, and I'm sure people have done bits about it, but it's like, oh, they're so gay and everything like that.
It's like, that's their day.
Yeah.
That's their championship.
Let them get it out of their system.
When the Yankees won, we fucked up the city.
No one says that to you about on your birthday.
They're like, wow, you made the whole day about you.
It's like, yeah.
Yeah.
You go crazy on your birthday.
Do whatever the fuck you want.
Puerto Ricans, y'all go crazy on your day.
Everybody goes crazy on their day.
You know what I mean?
What is that dish?
But wait, this is a month, though, that they get.
That we got to chill out with because that's too much.
But I love the idea of a day.
You go wild out on your fucking day.
That is kind of foul that they get a full 30, 31-day month.
I know we're not talking about...
Oh, yeah, go, go.
In the summer.
What are you wild about?
I don't know.
I thought he was talking about parades going wild.
Y'all got a parade where you just throw rainbows, dust at everybody.
You got the wild ass shit.
Yeah, holy.
Holy.
That's crazy.
That's gayer than the pride parade.
We got to mix them together.
Yeah.
Yeah, our shit is lit.
Lit.
Yeah, our shit is lit.
But it's the same.
Y'all just throwing sparkles at everybody.
You're getting dirty for no fucking reason, dancing weird.
Gay LeBron James.
Yeah.
Wrists are all broke.
It's funny.
Both of y'all just vogue.
Absolutely.
It would be the most fun.
It'll be the most fun.
Yeah, right.
I'm just saying, everybody acts like an asshole on their parade day, so we shouldn't be surprised by it.
Just let them get out the system.
But they get a full 31-day month in the summer.
Yeah.
Black people get 28 days in the fucking coldest month of the year.
You know, they don't like winter.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
Yeah, but now we got Juneteenth.
Oh, yeah, Juneteenth.
Oh, so you come into the A month, but June is 30 days.
But you get 28.
Sorry, I want it.
Yeah, but we got 28 plus Juneteenth.
So now you still got 29.
Juneteenth's the weekend.
What about the 2020?
It's a weekend, bro.
But you add that as a bunch of stuff.
29.
No, it's 31.
But why can't you move it Black History Month to a warmer month so you guys could really celebrate?
February, dog.
You can't have no one.
You can't have no parade.
Get this month shit out.
Shark week is two weeks.
Exactly.
It's one week, I thought.
They bumped it to two.
That's too long for sharks.
Dude, cut it out.
And nobody gets a month, bro.
White people get white people get as much as we want, but everybody else, it's got to be a day.
Just one day.
Matter of fact, I don't think you should have like white day.
Columbus Day.
That's our dumbest day.
Yo, we should lean into Columbus Day.
Everybody gets their day while out on your day.
Yeah.
One day.
Do you ever meet that girl?
It's like, oh, it's my birthday week.
Oh, my God.
Get over your speaker.
Oh, my God.
I know what they're doing.
They're divvying the celebration out throughout the month because they know it gets too wild.
If they let gay people just have one day, be the purge.
It's over, bro.
That's why white people can't have a bro.
You're not going to be able to sit on a bench in Manhattan without getting blood on your jeans.
Why is there blood?
Because they're going to be but fucking each other to oblivion, bro.
And then after that, it's just going to be stains all over the benches in New York.
But I'm saying, that's a smart decision, right?
They're like, oh, my God, they're going to celebrate too fucking crazy on this one day because that's their only day.
You got to separate it out.
Yeah.
Right?
Right.
Put it over a month.
Smaller celebration.
That's interesting.
One day it goes too crazy.
I still believe in the one day thing.
One day for Indians.
Run it.
One day for Puerto Ricans.
One it.
Run it.
Right?
This is great.
Won it.
One day, babe.
No, for real.
One day for Jews.
Like, do the whole fucking thing.
Nah, but if you do one day for the gays, that's like one night in a hotel with Andrew Gillum.
They're going wild.
Somebody's going to die.
That's like crazy.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying.
I think that's why they tried to separate it.
They tried to like slowly disperse it throughout the month.
They need a month.
But black people, one day.
No, no, no.
We need a month.
We need a month.
We need like two months, really.
Fuck, what is this month?
Because they're going to be late to the first month, so they need a second one to try to catch up.
The whole thing.
No, we need two months.
Two months sounds good.
You think?
Yeah.
I don't know, dude.
You're not going to care as much for two months, I'm telling you.
You're not going to have any chance we could party.
We're going to party.
I see a DET Awards yesterday.
Think about it, like this.
And I really mean this.
I mean this seriously.
This is what they should do for Black History Month.
You make it Monday off, so it's a weekend.
And people go Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then Monday's off from work.
Is that Martha King Day or a different day?
Ooh, that's January, though.
That's fire, but I would move it around.
You're like, you know how we move around Thanksgiving?
So it's like the third Thursday every month.
Boom.
Same thing with Easter.
Move it around like that so you get that full weekend and you really got a weekend and then people just go crazy and it switches around every year like the Super Bowl.
Like, yo, my God, Black Weekend is in Vegas.
This Black Weekend San Diego.
Black Weekend is in Boston.
That would be fire.
Tell me that whole weekend of celebration of blackness, cool parties, fun events, Essence Fest.
Essence Fest.
It would be Essence Fest.
They already got that.
Yeah.
But it, but it's not, it's different.
Make it better.
Make it better.
All the time.
We had a lot of celebrations, though.
Say what?
Like, now that I'm thinking about it, we have a lot of celebrations.
What, black people?
Yeah.
Okay, go.
Like, every other, every we use any holiday for us.
Easter is now our holiday.
We get the flies on Easter.
Y'all get fly, but it's not.
Yeah, and we get fly and we party, though.
Yeah.
Mark, he just took your whole shit.
We took your whole shit.
Black people took your whole shit.
Why are black people Christian?
Say, oh, take that, bro.
We should be like, oh, no, plant your flag, yo.
Plant your fucking flag.
Yeah, why are you Christian?
Because of Jews.
Oh, reverse.
Oh, shit.
The reverse on the reverse.
Damn.
Come on, Akash.
Your religion's older.
Come on.
Why are you afraid of the swastika?
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Yeah.
Al, I'll give you two months.
Black Black History Two Months.
Come on.
He's negotiating.
I knew he was negotiating.
They just have better parties.
Oh, my God.
Yes, we do.
We have the most lit party.
And look, we do Shabbats on Saturdays.
I want to be invited to black soul food Sundays all the time.
When are we getting invited to Shabbat?
When I get invited to Soul Food Sundays.
When does that happen?
When the fuck is Soul Food Sundays?
There's no such thing as Soul Foods.
Hold on.
Watch out.
Big Baba's house.
Yeah.
Not Big Mama's house.
The movie Soul Food.
It's called Sunday dinner, not Soul Food Sundays.
That's what he really thought.
He thought that black people just gather every Sunday and try to kill the black mom with delicious food.
That's all it is.
It was like a comedy show.
Soul Food Sunday.
You guys do the thing where you dance through the line of people every time on your way to the food.
House of Blues used to do like soul food.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Soul Friday.
House of Blues.
And then Laugh Factory would have chocolate Sundays for comedy.
Don't call it Chocolate Sundays.
I want to be invited to Chalk Sundays.
Hey, Al, can I come to Chocolate Sundays at your house?
That'd be so entertaining.
Mama.
Remember?
Boy Shimmer did the soul food soundtrack?
Yeah, you know.
What?
You're saying the song.
That's a different one.
What the hell are you talking about?
Yeah, that's Pride Month.
That's right.
That's what it is.
I'm from Mama.
I just killed a man.
Didn't wear rubber on my head?
Now he's pretty sick.
Mama.
Life is.
Shout out to Queen, bro.
Happy Pride Month, y'all.
Yeah.
Being gay is so much more lit with that medication.
It doesn't give you AIDS.
Oh, God, dude.
Yo, being gay is back.
Being gay is back, bro.
It is back, dude.
Real talk.
Back, bro.
We go.
We celebrating this month or what?
Say what?
We're going to go out and celebrate this month.
I started celebrating.
I've been fucking dudes non-stop.
All right.
I guess we got to celebrate that.
No, but I just don't like the month thing.
I don't like the month because it feels unimportant.
It feels unimportant, bro.
I'll be honest with you.
Everybody trying to be Muslim, bro.
Muslims get a month.
That's their shit.
They came in the game with the month thing.
But they earn the month, bro.
They don't.
Ramadan.
That's work.
Ramadan is work.
Exactly.
It's not just party all the whole time.
It's fucking work.
Gay pride is work WERK.
How about that?
Gay dudes.
Gay dudes.
Wait, what'd you say?
Gay pride is work WERK.
Yeah.
If you want a month, you got to sacrifice as well.
Yeah, there's got to be a fast.
I think you sacrificed it.
During the day, can't stop no dicks.
No, So did Muslims.
Yeah.
They sacrificed enough.
They sacrificed Israel.
They gave up a lot.
They gave up Israel, their daughter's clits.
There's a lot of things that they'll never be able to get back.
Okay?
This is with you guys.
What about a sacrifice during the day?
If you want a longer holiday, you have to sacrifice during the day.
I think that's fair.
Longer holiday, sacrifice.
You guys have to work for free for the day.
It's a conservatorship.
It's not free.
Look.
It's indentured servitude.
It's not slavery.
Exactly.
Slavery came on way.
Yeah, that's it.
But I think that that's a good ass point.
And also, we didn't have a conversation about Hanukkah, to be completely honest with you.
That's a lot of days.
I'll give you back Hanukkah, okay?
Because Christmas, folks, you guys get it.
We never want it.
Yeah, we don't want to shit.
I don't want it either.
We get shitty days of gifts.
Cheap-ass gifts.
Cheap-ass gifts.
You guys get one big gift.
I'll take the one big gift.
What are you talking about?
We stopped in negotiations.
You know, Jews ain't giving no big nothing.
That's why you did eight cheap gifts because it's like, look, it's going to cost us less in the end.
Yeah, here.
Take a gold coin.
All my Jewish friends, they give me a gold coin.
That sounds fire.
This is chocolate.
That's chocolate, bro.
They gave you chocolate.
Chocolate the whole time.
Damn one.
He sent that shit at Fort Knox.
Like, I'm about to be rich off these dumb shoes.
I was going to retire.
God damn it.
I think eight days is a lot.
It's excessive.
We have to consolidate a lot of these things.
Take it back.
I think we should.
Matter of fact, I think we should.
Not one you can have.
We Jews love Christmas.
I don't think that Jews even like Hanukkah that much.
I think that Gois, we assumed that it's their most valuable holiday because there's presents.
Yeah.
It's not even religious.
It's a war holiday, right?
Yeah.
Is it?
Well, didn't the candle stay lit for what is it?
Yeah, during the Battle of the Maccabees.
These are the war holidays.
You notice that?
Wait, but don't we have that too?
Survival.
What do we have?
July 4th.
That's an independence.
Veterans Day, Memorial Day.
Veterans Day, Memorial Day.
We were fighting with the holidays from before the war.
Columbus Day.
That wasn't a war.
Well, no, it was a massacre, but that's a war.
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
Hanukkah's good for ducks.
But no, I think what's the big one for you guys?
What is the big Passover?
Passover?
Struggle.
Hard.
Ramadan's harder than young people are about.
Of course, we know it's harder.
All I'm trying to say is there should be some level of sacrifice.
Jews, not Jews, Catholics.
I'm close.
Okay.
Lent, they give up something.
You give up.
There has to be some sacrifice.
They just go on a diet.
They pick the most fat food.
He's like, oh, I'm going to give up bread.
It's like, you got to get it right.
You got to get it right.
I'm going keto for God.
All right.
God wants to have a six-pack.
Yeah.
Like he did on that cross.
Yeah.
It's called CrossFit for a reason.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, Al.
His most Catholic workout.
But come on, Al.
I'm saying everybody got to sacrifice.
And even people who are not religious, we're sacrificing the afterlife.
So everybody's making a sacrifice.
You also have to make a sacrifice if you want a whole month.
What's your month?
How women got a whole month?
Do women have a whole month?
A whole month.
Al, does that seem excessive?
If women just had one weekend, it would be lit.
I think they get four days every month, to be honest with you.
That's actually a great idea.
So what if you're a black gay woman?
What?
Lean away?
What is lean away taking vacation?
You got a quarter of a year, yo.
The whole time.
The whole year is just about you?
Selfish?
Selfish.
That's selfish, is it not?
The whole year is about you.
That's a lot.
We need to talk about that in critical race theory.
We need to bring that up.
Does anybody discuss that?
I'm critical of how much time she takes for herself.
I mean, honestly, how often can we celebrate a human being?
Also, who makes the rules for if it's a month or a year?
Like, is that just Hallmark?
Yeah, I didn't know women get a month.
Women get a whole month.
Can you men get a month?
This shit is all corporate, dog.
You men get a month?
We're finna.
Nah, we don't get anything.
But we know what we don't want it.
We're not out there trying to be celebrated like that.
I'm trying to be celebrated.
The fuck are you talking about?
Come on.
Come on.
We're supposed to be, you know, doing that.
Yeah, Father's Day, and even that is like, nobody gives a fuck, bro.
Honestly, I'll be honest with you.
Like, did you look in on Instagram on Father's Day?
No.
You didn't?
Yo, I'm sorry, your dad ain't shit, bro.
Yo, I'm sorry.
That's what I'm trying to say, bro.
Hey, bro, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yo, I'll laugh extra hard at you for that one.
Yeah.
Because I'm good with my dad now.
Y'all back?
Here we go.
Black Death are back.
They're not there, but they'll be.
I'm just saying, when I was looking at Instagram for Father's Day and I was seeing all the beautiful Father's Day messages and shit, and I was like, man, you got to be a loser if you don't have kids.
And I'm out here with no kids.
Like, it's beautiful, man.
He's waiting.
He only has his birthday his whole life.
He's white straight male day.
Like, he's been waiting to have a kid.
That way he can be celebrated.
Okay, let me put it this way: fuck Father's Day, Mother's Day.
Remember, you saw the videos come out for Mother's Day, like sweet things that moms do, and like that day where they finally get the appreciation, the gratitude for everything that they do, right?
And I was watching these videos, like these like fake feminist chicks that are just going to ride that feminism into not having kids and just being old and barren.
I was like, how can you be on Instagram this day and not wish you had some kids and not know you've been lied to your whole fucking life?
Because some ugly fat bitches ain't going to have kids anyway.
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So now they want you to be miserable with them.
Yeah.
Like, I'm watching these videos.
I'm so, I don't know.
I felt it was so beautiful.
You didn't think that a little bit?
On Father's Day specifically or mother's day?
On Mother's and Father's Day.
Like, I'm just looking at the celebration of parents.
I'm like, oh, such a beautiful thing to have fucking family.
Yeah.
And I think it's cool to have those days.
I can't, I have a hard time understanding not wanting kids.
I get like your lifestyle is better and blah, blah, blah.
But at the end of the day, you're going to look back and be like, eh, it's kind of empty.
Yeah.
It's like eating dessert.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's fun, but then when you're done, you're like, that wasn't worth it.
Yeah.
It was kind of empty.
That's what a life without kids is to me.
You're going to look back and be like, I'm going to be honest with you.
If my whole life is eating dessert, that'd be kind of lit, though.
And I wouldn't know until I'm done.
Nah, you'd be miserable.
Nah, I've got miserable.
I'd be happy for like a week at the end.
If I kept eating it and then at the end, right before I died, I'd be like, man, I wish I had some kids so I could not be here alone.
Yeah.
But that's one week would be a small week.
Do whatever you want.
Son, that's a good thing.
Is that it?
Because if how you describe it is that, then I got to rethink this whole day.
Yeah, you just flipped him.
You really flipped me.
My whole life is eating daddy.
You just flipped me.
I think I don't want kids anymore.
Think about it.
I've been on to something, guys.
Son, think about this.
Your whole life is eating dessert.
Yeah, bad.
How long can we push these women off of, you know, force us to have some children?
About 35 years.
Five years?
About 35 years.
No, no.
How long the ones that we have right now, we're in situations where it's about to go down.
You're about to be married.
Yeah, bro.
Cuck.
Yeah.
You're about to be married, bro.
That's cuck life, dog.
That's cuck life, dude.
That's cuck life.
No, but you're about to be married, bro.
Are you nervous at all?
I'm just ready for it to be done, man.
Really?
It's just too much.
I'm sure I'll enjoy the day, but yeah, all the little shit that goes into it, especially Indian wedding is this function, that function, that function.
It's too much.
Son, can I, I'll be honest with you, bro.
Like, I have this newfound respect for what Indians go through.
I want to see these dances.
I got to see him doing a dance.
I think he's a better dancer than you.
I'm a way better dancer.
I'm the fairly positive.
I'm a way better.
I'm a fairly positive.
I might wave now.
Dance right now.
Oh!
You're threatening me with a good time.
What did he say?
I might not even come now.
Oh, no, we don't got to pay for you anymore.
What do you got?
That plate is paid for already.
You fucking.
No, it ain't, bro.
No, it ain't.
Yeah, we've also all sunk too much money on this shit, bro.
I just, I had to order the outfits.
Oh, yeah.
Did you get the shit?
Yeah.
How much?
300 bucks or something.
Did you rent or buy?
Rent.
You could rent.
Yeah, you could rent.
You know, you could rent your outfits?
I got yours made for the ceremony.
Then you just wear suits for the other two.
No, I'm wearing the whole shit the whole time.
I bet.
Is it going to be other people dressed stupid?
Yeah, me.
Yeah.
But I don't want to take attention away.
Is there a color I can't wear?
No, no, no.
Okay, because you know why?
You can wear a color I can't wear?
Yeah.
Bride is wearing red.
That's tradition.
But I think if I- I'm dressing like Justin Trudeau.
Whoa, Red you can't wear?
I mean, don't come like head to toe red.
If you got a little red on the way, go.
Pink?
Can my girl wear pink?
Yeah, yeah, pink is fine.
What about like a reddish orange?
Yeah, you understand those are two different colors.
His eyes are going, bro.
His eyes are going to be.
I got astigmatism.
Yo, hold on.
I got an American wedding.
Can I wear silver?
Can I wear gray?
What's going on?
Gray is close.
You got to be careful.
Like, you don't want to be the person wearing the same color as the bride.
Also, I'm going to be coming through fly.
I don't want to pull attention away from your girl.
So nobody's going to be looking at it.
That's true.
That's true.
The way I look, nobody's going to be looking.
They're going to think I'm Ashwari Ara.
What did you?
What is it?
You never got that sandwich at cats, the Ashwari and Rai?
You actually pronounced it really well.
Ashwari Arai.
That's really good.
That's the greatest Bollywood actress of all time.
She's a super bad.
Just so just pretty, though.
She's getting her shit split by some guy with stank armpits.
Yo, so we're going to rent outfits for the rest of the time if I want to go full cloak and shit.
Right.
Okay.
But I just want to make sure.
I want to make sure.
Mark said they just like AI on draft day with the oversized teeth.
Yeah, For sure.
Why are the shorts so long?
I don't know.
Because Soldier Boy.
Soldier Boy is the first Indian, bro.
That's a good point.
No, Soulji.
Soldier's the first person to do Indian wedding.
I think Soldier Boy is the first person to wear the Indian wedding.
He invented Indian weddings.
He did invent Indian weddings, bro.
He's the first person.
But do we, do we, can we wear that for the other days as well?
Or do we go suit?
No, you can wear it whatever you want.
I mean, not whatever you want.
I don't want to be the only person dressed like that.
I'm going to be wearing Indian clothes.
I'm going to be wearing a clothes every fucking what?
I'm going to be wearing Indian clothes every time.
But how many others will be dressed like that?
I don't know.
I can't answer that.
But it'd be other people there for sure.
10.
I got you.
20.
I got you.
I got you.
Sure.
Okay.
Mark, are you dressing in the stupid outfit too?
Okay.
Hold on.
And I'm wearing a pug.
Oh, really?
Whole time?
You give us that?
Do you guys want to get them tied Saturday morning?
Son, it's a 6 a.m. I got to get a fucking outfit.
What are we going to do?
6 a.m., he said, between 6 and 7.
Don't give me between.
You wake up at 6 every day.
8 p.m., fan.
What?
You wake up at 6 a.m. every day.
7 a.m. I wake up.
Oh, so I can bring my own.
If I don't come to this.
They don't got a clip on pug, son.
They don't got some shit I could just do.
Boom.
7.
Bring your own.
See, go ahead and try to tie that.
You can't get a pug in New Era.
How long did it take you to tie that shit?
Somebody's tying it for us.
Yeah, how long?
Why don't they tie it beforehand and we just put it on?
I walked into your fucking stupid head.
7 and a quarter.
I've had a tie and you take it off.
And then they put it right back on, tie it up.
Or you could just ratchet at the back like I do with my bike helmet.
Click, You just make it a little loose so you can just pop it right off and pop it on.
Son, why are we not going to be like, you're going to be dancing?
That shit could fall off your head.
You're going to look fucking stupid.
Nick Cannon gets it tied every day.
Thank you.
Every day.
That's what Nick Cannon does.
Thank you.
Zipper.
He's got a zipper in the back.
I'm going to just YouTube that shit right before.
Do we use our own material?
Not really.
I guess cloth.
Do we have to wear it for the whole time?
No.
Cloth.
Collapse out of trash bag.
Unbelievable.
In fact, he could make fun of me about these mistakes.
You don't even know the material at all.
I guess you could use cloth.
Yeah, cloth.
I guess you use galaxies.
Cloth ain't even a material.
Right?
Cloth is a thing.
It's not a material.
What's that material?
That's not a material.
Cloth isn't a material.
You don't got a shit made out of cloth.
There's silk cloth.
There's wool cloth.
There's cotton cloth.
Cloth is any of them.
Say what?
Any of them cloths?
I just don't understand why you're so upset at us embracing your culture.
What if I come in with an animal?
What if I bring an animal?
Which animal?
What if I bring a really exciting one?
Like what?
Orangutan?
He also has an outfit.
It's going to be in an outfit and everything.
If I bring an orangutan.
Yeah.
You know, speaking sign language and all that shit.
That'd be fire.
That'd be good.
David, David.
That'd be fire.
Bring an orangutan.
But we're not going to say anything offensive.
We're not going to do anything offensive.
Because they're orange and you guys will dye your beards and shit orange and shit like that.
So he's going to fit in perfectly.
Yeah, and Master Day was like, holy, it'd be awesome.
Yo, why can't we bring animals to the wedding?
Why is this concerning you?
Bring an animal.
Say what?
Bring an animal.
Can I bring more than one?
Sure.
All right.
I'm going to bring another animal, too.
Which one?
Hawk.
With the glove.
I bet.
Bring a hawk.
Hawk is fire.
Bring a hawk.
I am going to bring a hawk.
I prefer a hawk to orangutan if I had to choose.
No, I'm bringing an orangutan and I'm going to bring a hawk.
Holding one in one hand.
One hand in one hand, one hand in the other.
And I'm showing up to that wedding.
All right, bet.
Okay, and it's going to be really good.
I like these.
And we're going to put a turban on the hawk.
It's only respectful.
Say what?
It's only respectful.
It is.
And my orangutan will be Hindu and my hawk will be Punjabi.
And heels and a bindi.
And they're both, and it's going to be that.
Heels and a bindi, I believe, for Mark.
100%.
Mark is a good idea.
Can I wear the nose ring with the chain?
Yeah.
Which I actually like.
That way you never lose the nose ring.
My God, that is a fan.
That's such a fucking great idea because we should come dressed as 300.
You should dress as the Persians from 300.
And that would be a phenomenal way to make our entrance to your wedding.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think that people would appreciate it.
And we'll gallivant.
How would you gallivant?
How people do.
How people have gallivanted.
It's not a crazy gallivant.
We're just going to do a typical.
He's a mild gallivant.
He can't gallivant mildly.
No, more traditional.
I would say it's more traditional gallivant.
What's a traditional gallivant look like?
Orthodox Gallivan.
Yeah, it's super Orthodox, bro.
Like, come on, though.
Like, you know, we, I mean, we're going to modernize it a little bit.
It's a modern Orthodox gallivant.
Yeah, pretty much.
What does that look like?
Listen, I mean, like, I could describe things that are obvious, but like, people are still doing this for.
Like, you know what a modern Orthodox gallivant is going to look like.
All I'm trying to say is that we're going to go to your wedding.
With the nose ring, with the chain attached to my wallet.
No.
I'll look like Big J Oakers.
Yeah, you're going to look like a hot topic.
Then we're going to go there.
Chain attached the nose into the wallet.
Okay.
We're all going to be dressed up in outfits.
Can I pretend to steal bread and then they chase me through the way?
More than jump head of the bread, though.
Can he jump through an awning?
The awning will save me.
I'll jump down.
The awning will save me.
I'll jump down.
I'll jump down.
The awning will save me.
And then Alex and Mark will be running after me like super angry and like, oh, where'd he go?
And they'll like hide inside of a pot and then I'll like pop out and look at it.
And then, yeah, you guys running, bang each other.
Shipping Online Sellers00:03:08
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Keep going on that one.
You guys run each, bang each other's head.
And you're going to jump on an awning.
You're going to jump to another one and jump on another one and jump back.
I'm singing Riffraff, Street Rat, Soundrel.
Take that jump.
Trust him, little thing.
Rip it open.
Take it back.
Got to take a niche.
Got to take a chance and tell you all about it when I got that time.
This motherfucker knows every word.
How's it going?
Kick what's that?
Aladdin's in the bottom.
He's beating the low water.
That's the whistle, man.
How's it doing there?
I'm sorry.
Gotta eat to live.
Gotta steal to eat.
Tell you all about it when I got the time.
Yeah.
Probably missed something.
I was really asking legitimate questions.
These guys are just assholes.
No, we're not.
All legitimate.
All legitimate questions.
We're not respectful.
We all got to be.
All legitimate questions.
I think that that's legitimate.
Yeah.
I think that we should play that.
I think that's your game.
We should play.
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OnlyFans In Prison00:04:19
Now let's get back to the show.
And we're back.
You guys want to talk about Derek Chauvin getting sentences 22 years?
Yep.
Yeah.
Were people upset about this?
Yeah, kind of.
How many years do you want?
I think we wanted the death penalty.
But it's a cop, right?
You ain't going to get it.
I mean, that's the way we want it.
So we're not going to do it.
That's also second degree, right?
That's right.
You can't give a death penalty for first degree.
I think the most he could have got to be in the middle of the year.
Sorry, you could only give it for first degree, right?
Yeah.
Also, I don't know if they have death penalty in Minnesota.
Whatever.
We just wanted them to throw the book out.
The most he could have got, that's what we want.
That whole 25-a-life expression they wanted applied, and they cut right underneath.
But they did that, I think, for cops, right?
Probably.
But I don't think he can get off on good behavior early either because it's a good idea.
He has to serve a mandatory two-thirds.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
So he can get out of there in 15 years.
He's 50 years old, so he'll get out of there if it's good behavior at 65.
And like the guy can have a life afterwards after taking a life.
That seems, it seems small.
I'll be honest with you.
It seems small.
Yeah, I was thinking like he's going to get fucked up.
He's 45.
So he'll be out of there by 60.
You do five more years in the force.
Technically.
I was thinking it's fucked up.
He could go back to work as a cop.
Sorry.
He might not even have a bad jail time because he's, at first you're thinking, oh, they're going to fuck him up, but then the cop's probably going to look out for him.
So I don't even think he's going to have like a really rough go in jail.
And maybe he'll be placed in a part of the jail where it's like people who are at risk within the jail.
Like that's where they put like gay inmates and stuff like that.
I think like people who get victimized in jail.
Yeah.
Like he's going to be on like protection.
But sometimes that protection is like 23 hours in like a protected cell.
And like for risk of killing yourself or this or getting killed, you're actually in the worst part.
Oh, oh, I hear what you're saying.
You're going to go crazy because you're not going to interact with people.
Did you hear what he said after he got sentenced?
Yeah, it was a little ominous.
It was very strange.
Say it.
Say it.
So basically, I paraphrase him.
He was like, all right, well, I'm deeply sorry to the family and the Floyds and the tragedy that's happened.
But there will be more information coming out in the coming weeks.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I think it means nothing, dude.
But why say it?
And you know it's calculated.
You know, they said that he has to say it.
Or his lawyers advise because they're obviously going to, what is it called?
Petition the result of the trial.
There's a word for it.
Appeal.
Yeah.
But also, like, apparently you're not supposed to say anything.
Like, after you get sentenced, like, you shouldn't say sorry.
You shouldn't say whatever.
Oh, really?
From like a criminal defense standpoint.
Because that's an admission of guilt.
It can be used in court, et cetera.
Oh, yeah.
Typically, they just get sentenced and then go off.
And then the lawyer does a shit.
So what do you think is going to come out?
Seems strange.
So I'm almost like, was it not calculated?
Was this just him like trying to get some shit going?
I don't know.
Really weird.
You think there's a little conspiracy around this?
No, probably not.
Like, I think they'll just try to use some shit against George Floyd to try to reduce his sentence or try to get more biopsy and be like, oh, it wasn't actually me that did it.
So reduce my sentence or something.
I don't know.
I think it's OnlyFans.
Oh, yo, it's come out.
He wouldn't make sense of it.
We got more videos.
We got more pictures.
Everything that you love to see.
We got more angles is coming.
You got to sign up to the OnlyFans.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which isn't like, I wonder why you wouldn't do that because you probably make a lot of money doing OnlyFans.
Hell yeah.
And if you're already in prison for mad long, people are going to see you naked.
Like, take a bunch of pictures before and then just have that shit as automatic upload once a week.
You might as well do some gay sex shit on it because that's going to happen to you in prison.
Exactly.
Oh, wow.
But the people that support him don't support gay sex.
Oh, right, right, right.
Right?
Well, not publicly.
Not publicly, but maybe privately.
They really want it.
This is so.
OnlyFans allowed.
Wow.
Wow, and that's how you're going to keep your family fed while you're in jail.
This is my theory with posthumous OnlyFans.
Okay, go.
We were talking about this this weekend, but like after someone dies, I think, boom, you just automatic, everything goes up to OnlyFans.
Ah, that's their last will and cash.
Pay for the funeral, pay for the family, take care of kids.
Yeah.
OnlyFans.
Well, you're already dead.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, but nobody wants to see grandma's pussy.
Why not?
All right, maybe it will.
Out of curiosity, it might not be a sexual thing.
Conceived To A Song00:03:47
It's like, all right, yeah.
$5 for grandma?
Yeah.
$5?
Take it when you was hot.
Oh, so do like the throwback.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, it's everything.
It's like the B-size.
It's the hits.
It's like the Christmas album.
See how your parents got made.
Yeah.
What?
You want to see conception, the night of conception?
When your dad was just blowing your mom's back out?
The good old days.
Real talk.
You don't want to go back to that moment.
You don't want to look at your dad, see the face he's making and be like, oh, yeah, I see why she got pregnant that night.
He was determined.
Nah?
So there's this website that you can estimate the song that was playing when you were conceived based off the billboard charts at that time.
So, your birthday is October 31st?
30th.
30th, 1983.
1983.
The number one song at that time was Men at Work Down Under.
Ooh.
So it's very possible you were conceived to that song.
It makes a lot of sense.
Men were at work down under.
Right they were.
Damn, right they were.
It makes a lot of sense.
You know what else is crazy?
My mom was working at the Australian embassy.
Oh, shit.
That's down under.
And a man was at work over there.
Oh, shit.
It was written.
It was motherfucking written.
March 18th, 1987.
That's you?
Yeah.
You know my shit so it was On My Own by Patty LaBelle.
Yeah, that's it.
Son, I mean, I don't want to say something.
Say something.
I'm just saying.
You know, sometimes the song's right.
Sometimes the song's right.
Come on, I'm going to fuck you up.
I'm just saying.
I'm not saying it.
Fuck it.
What was your birthday?
May 4th, 1984.
May 4th.
What do you have to guess?
What do you think it is?
Oh, shit.
Something Michael Jackson or something?
194?
That's fucked up.
Stop.
The song is by the police.
So, every breath you take by the police.
Whoa.
There you go.
Okay.
He's asthma.
I got asthma.
So go, go.
It's so easy to be a hotep.
All right, go, go.
January 22nd, 84.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
January 22nd, 1984.
Billie Gene by Michael Jackson.
Yes.
Wow.
Go.
Damn, I just missed it.
You got to go.
You got to go one.
No, you got to go.
Nah, that's a special fire song.
Go.
All right.
He did look 49% in that video, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
About a girl with two male names.
One Sweet Daily and Gene.
Oh, shit.
You got a banger.
Oh, my God.
One Sweet Day by Mariah Carey, Boys to Men.
Oh, fuck.
He's a singer.
And they had one sweet boy.
Oh, fuck.
Makes sense.
One sweet day, September 27th.
Yeah.
I've never heard that.
It's fine.
I've never heard One Sweet Day.
They sang it for their producer who passed Banger.
I'd have to say that.
Boys to men.
Yeah.
That's fire.
Boys to Men and Mariah Carey.
But boys to men, like you from a boy to a man, you become in church.
Yep.
Right?
With your experiences with certain church figures.
And you were one sweet boy.
And I'm a man.
Now you're a man.
Now you are a man.
Autopsy Confirms Death00:14:54
This is possible.
Did you say now I'm amen's?
Isn't that what you guys had to make?
Is amends?
But that's just how it goes.
I think if you're conceived, whatever the song is, I think it plays in a confusion.
It affects you.
If you had the video of it, you'd know for sure.
Oh, yeah.
We need to get the videos.
You need to video conception.
If you're going to start trying, do us a favor and start videotaping.
Only fans.
Only fams.
Perfect.
Okay.
What else we got?
We got to wrap it up.
Okay.
I think we got to talk about this conspiracy, this McAfee death.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's kind of wild.
So, I did some light research on him, but I probably don't know what you know.
So watch this video.
But bust it down.
Bust it down.
I just know who he was.
Okay.
So his big thing was he started McAfee Antivirus Software, which is the first antivirus software.
Yep.
And then he later on really started to hate.
Like once he kind of sold his share or whatever, he started to hate what it became.
Publicly was like, yo, fuck this company.
Then he left that company, tried to start a bunch of others that didn't work.
He was the head of a tech startup for a little while, I think, or like a tech investment firm, something like that.
And then he started Bitcoin mining and saying Bitcoin was the future, made all these outlandish claims.
It's going to hit on $100,000 in 2019, million dollars in 2022.
It wouldn't happen.
Then he just admits, like, yeah, no, I was just doing that for publicity to like try to drive the price up.
He's involved in murder cases, investigations.
Yeah, he was caught up with some shit in Belize.
He never paid taxes.
He believed everybody should be tax-free.
He ran for president of the Libertarian Party in 2016.
And he was openly like, I don't pay taxes.
And then fled the country because he doesn't pay taxes.
He's just been a wild motherfucker for a while.
The motherfucker has been the wildest.
And also just kind of wrapped up like tangentially in conspiracy theories throughout his life.
So many.
And so like he would tweet something, be like, oh, this thing is the vaccine is bad for you.
Don't take it.
You say that COVID's a hoax, kind of.
And he would like, he was just wrapped up in a ton of different conspiracies over time.
And made a ton of different enemies.
Right.
Like he had beef with the Belizean cartel.
The Belizean government itself was after him because they thought that he killed his neighbor.
Right.
So, and all the people that he would just talk shit about generally.
I was speaking to a guy who did not a documentary on him, but like an interview, right?
Yeah, he'd interviewed him like a while.
He went to his house in like Nashville, Tennessee.
And he was kind of like a kook in that way.
Like he was just always thinking people were out to get him.
Alex Jones said that he was a spook, which means he was a spy.
So he was working for somebody, but he was kind of like a missionary, missionary spy.
What is mercenary?
Mercenary spy.
So like different countries or different guns for hire kind of guns for hire, but with spy.
And the rumor was that he had some like back channel, a way to get into different corporations, I guess, like files through his antivirus software.
So like he left open some things where he could like go through their files and he had a lot of dirt on people.
And the rumor was that there was going to be this dead man switch that goes off if he dies.
Now, dead man switch has two very different terms.
The guy I was speaking to, I said the term dead man switch and he goes, yeah, that's not what you're saying for us, because he was in Iraq for a while and he was like, for us, that's the guy who is the suicide bomber who's holding the switch.
And if you shoot him and kill him, the switch goes off.
So he's holding down a dead man switch.
He is the dead man.
So you can't kill him because the second you do, kill everybody.
Exactly.
Right.
But the dead man switch, another term is also used as if you die, all the documents that you've accumulated, all this dirt you have on all these other people gets released.
It means kind of the same thing here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the literal term dead man switch, yeah.
Effectively, yes, everybody else gets fucked over by killing him, and that's what keeps him alive.
Yeah.
And so what's interesting is he was kind of leaning into conspiracy almost about his own death.
Like he got a tattoo that said whacked.
He said, I'm not going to suicide myself.
So if I do die, it's somebody else.
I'm getting, he had one tweet or something about like, I'm hearing from the State Department or the deep state or the people that control the U.S. that they want me out of here.
Blah, blah, blah.
What I'm also hearing about this guy is he's an absolute egomaniac.
He loves attention.
And if you were an egomaniac and love attention and were going to kill yourself because you were going to be extradited to the U.S. where you were going to be put in jail for the rest of your life, maybe you kill yourself in the most fun way possible.
Right.
Right?
Like, maybe you just take yourself out.
Because how much dirt does he really have on people and how important is he really in this game?
Apparently, he had a bunch of like crypto wallets that were worth like hundreds of millions of dollars.
So maybe people wanted that money.
But outside of that, you're not a real player.
You're not an Epstein.
You're not a Maxwell.
Right?
Like, you're a guy who was kind of included in these things.
But if you got beef with Belize, you don't got real beef.
Yeah.
You know, no disrespect to Belize, but I don't even know if they got an army.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there's levels of beef and conspiracy that go way bigger than the Belizean card.
But I don't understand if he's a spy.
Why would he draw so much attention to himself?
Sometimes I get confused.
There's a disconnect for me.
So, like, for example, like Ghillain's father was a spy for Mossad, allegedly.
Okay.
And he was one of the most public figures in history.
He literally had a media company that was massive.
So, just because you're spy doesn't mean you're undercover.
Right.
Sometimes the fact that you're so famous gives you access to these rooms.
Yeah.
And it gives you like alibi and like, oh, I was just here because I was doing a promotion for whatever.
So a guy that was like a family friend of my parents, a guy named Mo Berg, was the guy who took the pictures of what I think Tokyo looked like or something that passed that information back to America.
And he did that when he was with American baseball players while they were playing baseball against Japan.
They made a movie about him, right?
I think they did.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was kind of weird.
Kind of like, whatever.
Anyway, yeah, information I cannot share.
He might have been, he was no longer allowed in my family's home.
Okay.
It was a little weird.
Yeah.
But point being, like, sometimes you take those figures.
Like, I'd be surprised if they didn't do it with people in sports.
Yeah.
Like, you know, like some coaches are going to, hey, you're going to be a coach for the Dallas Mavericks while they go to this game in the Middle East.
Yeah.
You know, we would love you to coach for the team.
Yeah.
And that's all.
Yeah.
And definitely don't scope out any of these other things.
Right.
You're a coach.
Yeah.
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if the Olympics people do the same thing.
Got it.
Like, if the Olympics are in the United States, you don't think that they're sneaking spies.
Why would you want the Olympics in your country then?
I guess money, but like, you're just opening up to everybody.
I'm a trainer for whoever Olympia Shakari Richardson or whatever her name is.
I'm just her.
I just help her stretch.
Yeah.
I'm Hermes.
Yeah.
And it's not like not every single person is getting vetted at how we're going to be.
The spy.
That's not going to stop spies.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Spies can get over there.
Yeah.
Um, if anything, they're probably going to have more eyeballs on them now because they're like exchanging that information.
Anyway, back to this McAfee motherfucker.
So I think I know this is crazy to say, but I think it's just coincidence, dude.
And I think that we love the drama.
We need the story.
It's Kardashians.
Like, I think there's a lot of interesting things that are going on about this guy, and he like fits the build of all this stuff.
Yeah.
But I don't really think that he was whacked.
I think he killed himself.
And I think we love the idea of these like famous, successful people that are being taken out by the deep state because they have all this information.
I don't think the deep state gives a fuck that we know.
We knew about Epstein.
They still killed that motherfucker.
I think the deep state is out there going, they don't care.
They don't care about UFOs.
They care about nothing.
Ghillain's still locked up.
They probably let that bitch walk.
Ghelane probably on the Upper East Side right now going to Saks Fifth Avenue buying hats.
Nobody gives a fuck.
We are the not give a fuck people.
We just like to pretend like we do.
But then if they kill Epstein to keep information from getting out, that's why they would kill McAfee theoretically.
It's to keep shit from getting out.
We can kill him and nobody's going to care if we kill him.
Yeah.
But we can't have that information.
But I guess it's like confirm things from getting out.
But like we've had so many things that are almost confirmed.
It's like, how many women accuse Bill Clinton of rape and shit like that?
Like, what do we really need?
Bill to go, I did it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, how many accusations do we need?
Right.
Right.
For like, do we think Epstein's innocent?
No, we know he did some foul shit, right?
Do we think Ghillan's innocent?
No, we know he's doing foul shit.
Do we know that all these other motherfuckers were like buddy buddy with them and going on vacations with them?
Yes.
Like, what do we need to believe that Prince Andrew was fucking little girls on that island?
We got the girl that said it.
We got a picture of both of them in the crib.
That's true.
Like, how much more proof do we need?
Yeah.
And I think on some level, we don't even care about the proof.
We just like the entertainment.
So he's our new form of entertainment.
Oh, this Epstein shit is done.
All right.
Who else is new?
Are you the new thing to distract us?
Are you our new soap opera?
Yeah.
No, that makes sense.
Just like we said with Britney, we just want the entertainment.
We just want to watch the spectacle.
The facts, who cares?
That's not what's important.
What's important is the fun part.
The fun part is the speculating.
It's our virtue signaling, like, because we love to take down the government.
Oh, the government's so fucked up.
The government's so corrupt.
We talk all this shit.
And we do it even on a podcast.
Oh, they're so fucked up and they're doing this.
And then it's like, what are we doing about it?
We still here.
We still here.
You know, it's like, it's no different than, like, I don't know why this relates, kind of, but like there's that.
That's a different subject.
So we get to it later.
But all I'm saying is it's a lot of bullshit.
There's a lot of bullshit people caring.
Like a lot of people, oh, we need to get to the bottom of this McAfee thing.
Do we?
Or is that your newest Netflix drama?
To your argument earlier, McAfee is more real than all of us because he was like, I don't believe in taxes.
I'm not paying them.
I'm publicly not paying them.
Government, do what you want.
That life.
I'm about it.
Leaned into crypto.
Yep.
That's probably why he killed himself.
The crypto market crack.
That's honestly proud of him.
That's really someone told him that Bitcoin went to 30,000.
He said, Sayonara.
Yeah, he was listening to this podcast.
He was like, oh, I'll buy in.
I'll buy it.
You might have to do it.
You should kill McAfee, son.
Yo, you're welcome, everybody.
Why?
Stop viruses.
We need him more than ever.
Like, we need him in.
Because of the fucking Delta variant.
Yeah.
That's what you did.
You want the Delta variant to get out everywhere.
So you killed the virus killer.
Damn.
Hey, hey, hey, I got to do what I got to do.
For what?
Hey, bro, this is too much.
Look, my ticket sales aren't good, so nobody can do comments.
How about that?
How about that?
Motherfucking Kansas City, bitch-ass city.
Hate's on the city.
That's the city's fault.
It's going to be a lot of COVID over there.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah.
Delta coming through.
Only fucking airline with direct flights.
Did you notice?
Mark, what do you think, man?
Are you a resident conspiracy theorist?
I don't know.
It's, I mean, when you said it was coincidence, I don't think it's coincidence.
Okay, go.
So I think that either he killed himself knowing like, yeah, this is going to be the biggest thing.
Like, he's has all these cases against him.
He's getting extradited in the U.S. People are like, oh, why would he kill himself over just tax evasion or whatever?
It's like, first off, tax evasion, you get the book thrown at you.
Like, if you steal money from the government, like, they can fuck you over, especially if you're a public figure that's made a whole movement out of this.
And they're like, yo, you're telling all these people to not pay their taxes?
They got to send a message.
Like, we will put you out forever.
Derek Chauvin times five.
So get life.
Think about this.
That director motherfucker raped a girl and is just eating baguettes in France now.
I don't know if there's extra.
Polanski.
Polanski.
We don't have extradition.
Yeah.
They don't have extradition.
Like, we can't just yank motherfuckers out of France.
Right?
That being said, if we wanted them, we could get it.
We would go full Belarus.
We could get it.
We could go over there and we could get him.
We could go Dark Knight Rises.
You know what I mean?
Send Batman over there, snatch him like they did that Chinese dude.
Remember in Dark Knight Rising?
What Belarus did to the critic, that anti-government guy?
Belarus?
Yeah.
Or Saudi Arabia did it.
Belarus.
Yeah.
So the dictator of Belarus, I read his name.
It's like, it's not Lomashenko, but it's.
No, he's a boxer.
Yeah.
It's something really close.
Best pound-for-pound boxer.
He's the best pound-for-pound dictator in the world.
Yeah, he really is.
He's the next level shit.
That's fire.
But basically, he's got to be Kim Jong-un, though.
There was a guy.
Oh, Lukashenko.
Okay.
So basically, he is pissed off at this critic that is like talking all this mad shit.
And the critic is flying from one country to another country, never going to Belarus, flying directly over Belarus.
So literally, Lukashenko's fucking cronies and like his government sends a fighter jet up to the Ryanair commercial airline.
Holy shit.
And goes, yo, you got to ground the plane.
And they go, why?
We're going from country A to country B.
And they go, nah, but you're in our airspace and there's an issue with the plane and there's an issue with you flying over our airspace.
So you got to land.
And so the plane comes down.
They bring authorities onto the plane, rip this motherfucker off.
He's in prison in Belarus, even though he never went to the country.
Wow.
They just snatched him out of the sky.
I look at that.
Spider-Man vision.
I love that.
That's kind of fire.
I love that shit.
That's fire.
I mean, like, it breaks every law, it breaks every like it don't break the laws in Belarus.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
You just got to exist by you in our airspace.
Knock, knock, right?
Like, you only got to abide by your laws.
He decided to fly over Belarus.
We got you, bitch.
That's what you get for flying Ryanair, motherfucker.
What you want to do?
Exactly, bro.
You want to take the fastest way.
You've got to go around Belarus.
I'm never flying over Belarus again, by the way.
I want to see his Yelp review on the fucking airline.
He's like, this airline sucked.
Super trash.
Food was awful.
Terrible turbulence.
I got murdered.
I mean, that's crazy.
Yeah.
But he's about that life.
And when you're a dictator, you get to dictate what the policy is.
I bet you Ryan Air don't do that no more.
I bet you Ryan Air is going the long way.
Found some new routes.
Yep.
I mean, it's just air up there.
I bet you Ryan Air is still flying the same route.
Yeah, they might broke motherfuckers.
That shit is the spirit of Europe.
Yeah.
But continue.
But yeah, so that just, I forgot what we got there.
The point is about the McAfee thing.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
When I meant, I think it was just coincidence.
I think he means he just wasn't murdered.
Yeah.
I'd have to see how he committed suicide or committed suicide.
Hanging.
That's the other thing that they're, I think it was hanging, but they're like, we have to know for sure.
We have to need to do an autopsy.
They're like asking for more time.
And it's like, but what do you mean?
If he just hung himself, yeah, he's dead.
You could tell us, right?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
There's no pulse.
He's dead.
Meaning, like, you know, you did it from hanging.
But I think they still need confirmation from the autopsy.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, but like you could poison someone and then hang them afterwards.
I guess there's other things.
Yeah.
So his wife is asking for, she's asking for independent autopsy.
But the autopsy from the Spanish coroner came out and said it was a suicide.
Yeah.
Interesting story about his wife, a prostitute in Miami.
Yeah, yeah, met her there.
Yeah.
And like, apparently, the sweetest lady.
Met her there, wife it up, right?
Saved her.
I mean, that's a come up.
Good for her.
That's the story.
Like, I need that.
That's pretty woman.
Yeah.
That is literally pretty woman.
This guy was living that life, man.
Scooped up a pro in Miami.
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He said, you're mine.
Let's travel the world, not pay taxes.
You think that Richard Gere's character was paying all his taxes in Pretty Woman, rich motherfucker?
No, probably hiding that corporate money.
No chance.
I'm paying not a single penny.
Warren Buffett style.
Working around the law like a cuck.
Richard, what's his name?
McAfee said, I don't believe in the law.
Fuck the law openly.
Be out.
Everybody else, Bezos, paying zero taxes legally.
No, that's true.
This guy said, fuck that.
I'm going to do it because I don't believe in this thing.
I'm going to do it the illegal way.
So got a wife that fucks.
You know?
So yeah, we'd have to see.
I'm curious to know what the autopsy is.
And on top of that, I'd have to see like motive, like why, like, what dirt does he have?
And then they said he has a dead man's switch, and that didn't come out.
So if he says, don't, if someone kills me, I have a dead man's switch.
If the dead man switch is a lie, then is everything else surrounding how you say you got it?
I just think he wants some hoopla, bro.
Like, I think man loves hoopla, dog.
And if you know you're going to kill yourself, you might as well create some hoopla.
You got a history of hoopla.
I will say this is someone that I don't think seems like they're mentally all together.
Exactly.
I don't know if he necessarily did it like cognizant of like, oh, I'm going to stir up.
Like, I'll kill myself.
I'm out.
But like, I'm going to create this whole shitstorm.
I think he's getting extra dried being like, oh, they're really going to do something awful to me.
Like, he's just like this paranoid schizophrenic that's like, oh, this, they're going to do some crazy shit.
I'm going to be in Guantanamo, like, blah, blah, blah.
I'm going to take myself out before.
Yeah.
And then they'll never believe that I actually took myself out.
Yeah.
Like, I wonder if he almost had it as like a cyanide pill kind of thing.
That, like, if shit gets bad, I can just bite down this and then take myself out, but no one's going to think I took myself out.
You know what I mean?
Ah, yes.
Like, by creating this narrative beforehand, he always has an out.
Yes.
And he basically just creates the narrative because he's an egomaniac.
I'm so important that the government would have to take me out.
Like, you're not that important.
Like, that's another thing to all these people who think you're so important that the deep state is taking you out.
It's like, we don't care, bro.
I think he thinks it, though.
He truly believes it.
And all these people truly believe it.
And that's their psychosis.
But like, I guess one thing that like the COVID taught me, the pandemic taught me, like, like, we don't care.
Like, that bread and circus shit is true.
Yeah.
Like, you give people $1,200.
They don't care about Epstein no more.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You give them $1,200, they can buy themselves a new dishwasher and shit.
They don't give a fuck if it's UFOs out there.
Netflix cracking.
Keep it correct.
Yo, a new series is coming out.
Game of Thrones is coming back.
What?
Yeah.
We don't care about UFOs, bro.
All we need is enough distraction to not give a fuck about you.
And the only way the government fucks up is if they don't give us enough distraction.
Yep.
If there's not enough distraction, we're going to find it.
And when we start looking, you can look into some dark areas.
Yeah.
Right?
There's some bad things out there.
And that just is our like pretend distraction.
Yeah.
We're going to out the government.
No, we're not.
We're not going anywhere.
It's just to distract us.
Yes.
We just want it.
That's the circus.
So give a circus, bro.
Give us some UFOs.
Give us some drama with billionaires every once in a while.
Sacrifice, what's his face?
Bill Gates to the game.
Like, if you got to sacrifice Bill Gates to keep shit moving, beautiful.
You know what I mean?
Sacrifice him.
When I mean sacrifice, I don't mean kill him, but like dig up all this drama.
Make him a bad guy.
Make him look bad.
Make him look good.
Oh, yeah.
And then we're going to kill him publicly.
We'll give us some shit to talk about.
We'll feel absolutely amazing as we trash this billionaire.
What an evil piece of shit.
And then Warren Buffett's next.
Matter of fact, if I'm Warwick Buffett, I'd offer myself.
You know, back in the day in tribal times, when you were the old person, you were a burden on the tribe.
Remember, you just be like, all right, I'm going to go out to the woods and I'll just stay there because I don't want to be a burden on you guys, carrying me around and shit like that.
That's what Buffett should do.
I'm 90.
I had a great life.
My time.
Same a pedophile.
Same whatever the fuck you want me to say.
Give the people the circus they need to keep this shit moving.
Yep.
Because that's all we need is some distraction.
Circus, it's all the circus.
It's the circus.
We Ringland brothers out here.
Yeah.
And if fucking cable TV was doing their job, we wouldn't need all the government to step in.
I'm saying, bro.
That's why Trump was so mad at SNL.
He's like, come on, dude.
They're killing me out here.
Do your job.
Make people laugh so I don't have to.
All right, guys.
Let's do Feeling Snow Facts for some sports topics.
Mark, take it away.
We got some interesting ones.
Belarusian dictator Lomashenko boxed this weekend.
No, but the Lomashenko fight, what'd you think?
I mean, he's just an elite.
Two things.
One, I thought boxing's too long.
Interesting.
Yeah, MMA is a better sport for the casual fan.
It's 25 minutes.
It is short.
It's five rounds, right?
So you need to be impactful in each of those rounds.
It's the TikTok of fight sports.
Yes.
Well said.
It's the length of a sitcom.
That's it.
We out of here, right?
And what's brilliant about it is you need to demonstrate your ability in front of the judges every round.
Yeah.
Right?
You can't give away five rounds.
I mean, I remember watching like, maybe it was like Floyd versus Oscar.
And I think Oscar won like the first five rounds.
And then Floyd won like the last seven or something like that.
But you could do that as a boxer.
You could just take your time.
There is no take your time in MMA.
The fact that it's only five rounds really pushes you to be impactful.
Yeah.
You know, and furthermore, when you want to talk about like celebrity boxing, like I don't think Jake Paul or Logan or them should ever fight over eight rounds.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep it interesting.
Yeah.
Keep it interesting, exciting.
Keep it shorter rounds, shorter time.
Go for the fucking glory, right?
Jake swings.
He be taking swing.
You can't do that for nine, 10 rounds.
Get it.
11, 12 rounds, no chance.
So what was interesting about the Loma fight, it was boring in the first few rounds, and he's incredibly skilled.
But once he started to be a little bit more impactful, land some big punches, I mean, he was a magician.
He's an absolute wizard out there.
And he fought the right guy.
He fought the guy that beat my look alone.
No, sorry, that my lookalike Tefimo Lopez.
Apparently, we look exactly the same.
So shout out to Tiafimo.
You're doing great things with our face.
He fought him and went to a decision.
So Lomo is like, Lomo's like, I want to fight that guy and then knock him out to prove that we should have another fight.
Okay.
Because he wants that rematch against Tefemo.
So I think he earned it in my mind, and I'd love to see that fight again and hopefully he can build some hype around it.
But the sport needs to change a little bit.
Shorter, less time, less, you know.
Lomachenko lost to Lopez the first time?
Yeah, yeah.
I remember you, I didn't know, but I remember you saying he's maybe the best pound for pound in the world.
Yeah, he was.
He was.
He was best pound for pound in the world.
He's unbelievable.
What about Javante Davis?
Oh my God, this guy can hit, bro.
Yeah, it seems exciting.
I remember, I saw a clip.
Not I saw a clip of Floyd saying, unofficially, they're saying you're losing right now.
I kind of like that Floyd said that.
Yeah.
And he felt almost guilty saying he's like, yo, I'm never going to lie to you.
I'm going to be honest with you, blah, blah, blah.
And most cards had him lose in the first four rounds.
Yeah.
So I like that he said that.
He's honest with his fighter.
If you lie to your fighter, he's not going to put out the same effort.
If you tell your fighter he's busting the other guy's ass, why would he change anything?
You have four rounds to nothing.
So you can't criticize Floyd for that.
Also, that's Floyd's fighter.
Like, Floyd makes money off him.
Yeah.
So you got to keep it a buck with the guy you want to continue to win.
And what did he do?
Got that motherfucker out of here.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What did you guys think of the Loma fight?
We were all watching it together.
I was impressed.
I had never really seen him fight before.
So this is the first one where I was like, oh, yeah.
Like everything as far as footwork, speed, like intensity.
Like he just chopped him down the whole time.
Pretty amazing to watch, right?
It's amazing to watch.
He follows through with every punch.
Like, I like that.
It's not, no wasted punches.
And I like that about a fighter where it's like, every punch is purposeful.
It's purposeful.
Did you guys notice that he would set up angles where he could hit him and then not be hit back?
It's like really clever.
What do you mean?
So what he would do sometimes is he would strike.
He'd like a very rare punch that you start with, but he would do a straight left.
He's a South Paul.
So he'd do a straight left.
Usually you start with a jab.
But he's a straight left.
And then he'd lean to the side when he threw it and then kind of sidestep around the guy.
And then now he's out of both of his hands to be countered.
And then he'd start throwing hooks at him while he was right next to him.
And it was really interesting because he was so much shorter than the guy.
He had to close distance, but he can't stand there and exchange with him because the other guy could potentially win those exchanges if he's at a further distance.
So it was just super high fight IQ, man.
I mean, he's amazing to watch.
He's so much fun to watch, especially with the footworkers.
I need to see a replay because whenever people talk about the sweet science, I don't normally get it.
That seems like, huh, that's true.
Oh, yeah, you could see it with him.
He is.
But again, we watched fighters that we didn't even know who the fuck they were earlier that night on an MMA card.
More interesting.
Really?
It's undeniably more interesting.
Breaks my heart to say as a boxing fan, but it is more interesting.
And respecting Nakatani, the guy he was fighting.
Yeah.
That guy, like, you got a chin, bro.
His head was getting snapped back over the ropes.
I saw that, yeah, the difference in punches landed with some crazy shit, like 101 to 24 or something crazy.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it wasn't.
But the way that the punishment, I mean, he looked like a fucking Pez Dispenser, dude.
It was just boom.
Every single punch.
But yeah, now he's a beast.
What else we got, Mark?
All right.
Tour de France.
Yo, this shit.
He's coming in hot.
The woman is standing there with a sign for her grandma and her grandpa, holds it out in front of what they call the Peloton Erasers.
Yeah.
And then causes arguably the biggest crash in Tour de France history.
This bitch got to work for WWE because her clothesline was unbelievable.
It looked like when they get hit with a chair, she just holds a sign out.
Somebody's bike hits it, and it's like a massive pack of riders.
One guy topples, and then just the domino effect of everybody else falling.
From one sign getting stuck out.
Also, the sign, keep in mind, is just a piece of carbon.
It's cardboard.
It's her arm that stops a bike from moving and makes the guy fall.
The guy spun around her arm.
Like his chin got caught and he flipped around.
I thought he was going to land back on his bike.
What a pussy.
What an absolute pussy.
Yeah, what a pussy.
They need steroids.
If he was on steroids, if he was using performance-enhancing drag arms, he would ripped off.
He would have held her arm in his mouth like a bulldog.
100%.
That is the argument for performance-enhancing drugs back in biking, though.
Isn't that exactly what would happen in France?
Just one arm takes out the whole fucking race.
Yeah, it did make somebody's face.
You guys can slap by your prime minister.
So soft.
Inmeid Bikers look like some real.
It was a whole army.
Yeah.
Do you remember that one time when a biker said, I don't know, there was like a fight and then someone threw the person off the bridge?
Wait, what?
I think, I don't know if it was Tour de France, but it was some bike race and they were beefing or something like that.
And he just threw either the bike off the bridge or the person.
Very different circumstances.
Yeah, but I can believe either.
Yeah, fuck.
I might be mixing shit up.
Anyway, this bitch is serious, bro.
He watched a mob movie.
Yeah, I think I might have to do it.
I remember the Kentucky Derby that put the horse head.
And it was really motivational and getting what the guy wanted.
It's amazing how you can motivate people through blood.
But yeah, this bitch is serious.
We need to interview her.
We need her on Flagrant 2.
Apparently, she fled the country.
Yeah.
No one can find her.
Apparently, she needed to be a matador, bro.
And just had that arm like that and watched the bull run into it and just go unconscious immediately.
Concuss.
Dude, I would love to know the conversation was with her grandparents.
Like what it said?
She's an assignment that says, hi, grandma, hi, grandpa.
And I wonder if she talks to them and they're like, yeah, we saw that there's a big crash of the Tour de France.
Yeah, whoa, that's weird.
I haven't heard about that.
Well, I guess you got the message.
It's just so crazy.
Dude, there's no way her grandparents are even watching.
No, well, maybe.
It's big in France.
Maybe.
But even then, bro, just call them.
You can't just call your grandparents.
Hey, Jay, look at TV.
I'm here.
Yeah, I just call my grandma normally.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Giannis Attitude00:05:53
But yeah, what do you think?
Like, do you think they noticed her?
Like, could you see her face in the video at all?
No, no.
I think she's wearing like sunglasses.
She's disguised a bit.
Oh, maybe she did it on purpose.
Oh, it's McAfee.
She wears it.
That was the dead man's side.
Yep.
He killed a bunch of cyclists.
He's going to take out the cyclists.
He was tired of it.
He was tired of the corruption and cycling.
Yeah.
He was tired of it.
It was a shot at the new cycle.
Oh, you know what I'm saying?
Yep.
A shot at the news.
I see what you did there, dogs.
That was good.
Hey, it's not me.
It's McAfee.
Oh, okay.
That's right.
That's right.
Credit where credits is.
How does that shit work?
Does that race ever stop?
What?
The Tour de France.
The Tour de France?
I think.
Like, is it like one day you race for a while?
They do multiple days.
Yeah.
Stages.
It's 14 days or something right there.
And that's your total time.
So you could lose a bunch of the stages, but if your total time...
Okay, okay.
Matter of fact, it's probably not beneficial to be in first because you can't coast off of the, what is the term?
It's not the jet stream, but like.
This is how Mark was cheating in the go-kart.
Because he was just knocking us into the wall and shit like that.
And he's like, oh, I won.
I got the best one race.
That girl had the sign.
You guys hit it.
That's how French people do.
French.
They're very aggressive when it comes to the racing.
Yeah.
100%.
It makes sense as shit.
This makes sense, though.
Yeah.
And don't worry, the people will see soon.
Yeah.
My favorite lost three times.
Like, oh, I got the best one luck.
I got the best one left.
I got the best time.
And I won.
Absolutely bullshit.
Absolutely bullshit.
Okay, next.
What else we got?
All right.
We got the Clippers versus Suns.
Playoff P. Can't make his free throws again.
He did it again.
I feel bad for the guy.
He's balling his ass.
He's playing so great, but then he keeps missing one fucking crucial free throw or two fucking crucial free throws and then the team loses.
It's really a shame.
Because we thought they were dead when Kawhi got hurt.
I think they did win a game.
Exactly.
And it's competitive.
Yeah, and he's keeping these games tight.
So what do you think it is?
It's got to be mental, right?
Yeah.
It's got to be.
It's in your head.
Son, you got called Pandemic Pete.
What a fucking nickname that was.
That's got to eat away at you.
I never thought he was that clutch, but now it's like, he plays so well for 46 minutes.
Paul George makes me appreciate Giannis Anti-Tecumpo.
Why is that?
Giannis has this Like a playful, childlike energy about the game.
Yeah.
Where I don't think he gets nervous.
I don't think Giannis gets nervous though.
No, he was missing free throws too.
He always misses free throws.
Yeah, but he was joking about it around about it in practice.
He's like, game seven, I missed free throw.
I come down the full court.
Like he just, I drew the ball off my foot.
He's just like saying all these things, just giggling.
But after missing a free throw, he'll come down the next possession and dunk on your fucking head.
And I don't think he has that.
Maybe he doesn't like.
He's got the goldfish memory.
Yes.
But maybe it's a cultural thing because basketball wasn't as valued in his culture growing up.
Like, I wonder if he was playing soccer or something and knew how much his country was behind him if it was a Euros game or a World Cup game.
But with basketball, it's just like, oh, this is a fun game I play.
Nobody cares about this in Greece.
Like, this is, I really like it, but this is a game.
Whereas Playoff P is playing for his reputation.
Right.
Every second of that game, he knows when he steps up to that free throw line, they're like, they don't think I'm playoff P.
And then he misses one.
Fuck, I'm not.
Yeah.
And eats away at you.
It just fucking, there's some people.
Giannis is Peyton Manning.
No, no.
Eli Manning.
Okay.
You know how they would say, like, Eli's too dumb to get nervous?
Yeah.
Like, he's just like, all right, whatever.
I'm silly.
I kind of have an underground.
Yeah.
He's going out there.
I'll just go throw it.
See what happens.
He'll probably come down with it.
That's Giannis' attitude about the game.
And it's so beneficial for the playoffs because he can have a horrible game.
He can air ball free throws, but come down and get in that ass still.
And I don't know if Paul George has it.
You know who I think is going to win it all?
I think this is Chris Paul's year.
Dude, I don't even want to jinx him.
I'd be excited.
I don't want to jinx him.
I don't.
Yeah.
It'd be great because we've, I know we've shit on him, but like, it'd be great to see him get one.
It would.
But I think he's the guy that's the steadiest hand at the end of a game of all the people left.
They're up 3-1.
They don't want to play the Bucks.
The Bucs fall apart.
They give away games in ways that's just like, how the fuck did you even manage to do that?
They won last night, but so many.
Like the first game blew it against Brooklyn in game five.
They blew it.
And then also, Phoenix has DeAndre Ayton, and that's one thing when Giannis is driving the lane, that's the one guy I think could give him problems, maybe in the league.
DeAndre Ayton is the unsung hero of that Phoenix team.
Yeah.
It is amazing that he doesn't have an ego yet where he's like, I need the ball.
The guy's averaging a double-double.
Double, he got 22 boards, I think, last game.
He is Ben Wallace, but with better offense.
And he is getting 22 points, not off of, let me do post-plays, stop the thing, I think putbacks, alley oops, different types of plays where he's in the rhythm of the offense.
He's really deferential to CP3.
He said he's the most important person he's ever met in his career.
He's most impactful person.
Best thing that ever happened in my career.
And it is just the perfect combination because usually a guy that's that good on a team with Chris Paul beefs with Chris Paul and they can't get along.
But because he's so young.
That's the difference.
They didn't have problems with him in OKC because they're all babies.
So they're looking at Chris Paul.
DeAndre Aiden said he's like a big brother.
But there's like a 12, 13 year age difference.
So of course you feel it.
If it's a three, four year age difference, it's like, bro, shut the fuck up.
Devin Booker, 24, DeAndre Aiden, 22, Chris Paul, 37, I think, 36.
That's a big gap.
So you're going to look at that guy like he's a big brother.
And Chris Paul said they've had some tense moments and like they've been upset at each other, but that's Big Brother.
I'm better because of him.
So this is the perk.
And apparently Chris Paul wanted to come to Phoenix.
Individual Greatness00:09:09
Yeah.
He kind of was like, I want to go there.
And dog, he was right.
I'm telling you that, Aiton, bro.
Ayten, the way he plays defense, the way he rebounds, 22 rebounds alone.
Let's say 10 of those are offensive.
That's 10 possessions where you have another chance to score.
10 possession.
People don't realize.
Offensive rebound is a steal.
Yeah.
It's the same thing.
Yeah.
Effectively.
Not only is it a steal, you're already on that side, and you can probably get put back basket even easier.
Offensive rebound leads one pass to wide open jump shooter.
Like, the offensive rebound is so fucking impactful.
It can change a game.
That's a 20-point difference in a game where they won by, what, four points?
Yeah.
10 offensive boards.
If it was a 10, I'm not exactly sure how many.
But that is the game changer right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I had a game-winning alley oop.
In the playoffs, I don't know if that's ever happened.
Yeah.
Game-winning alley from an inbounds play.
Crazy.
Yeah, that was fine.
What else we got?
You want to talk about Gwen Berry, the Olympic hammer thrower who turned away from the flag during the national anthem.
Yes.
This is a really interesting story because obviously it's being played a bunch on Fox News.
These are people who, hey, look, there's somebody who doesn't care about the anthem and they're turning away and blah, blah, blah.
So basically, in short, the U.S. Olympic trials, not the Olympics, the Olympic trials had their events over the weekend.
And this girl, Gwen Berry, is a hammer thrower and is like super prolific.
She competed in one Olympics before, and this is her second time going to the Olympics.
She got bronze in the Olympic hammer throw.
And on the podium, she got up there as they start playing the national anthem, which is a little unusual at the Olympic trials.
Normally, they just play it once in the day.
And this is the one time she played it.
The one time they played it was when she was on the podium.
Just happened to be when she was on the podium.
Yeah.
Not according to what she would say.
And then as they're playing the national anthem, she feels upset that they're playing it while she's on the podium.
So she turns her back to the flag pretty much.
Not in necessarily like a super dramatic way, but like she kind of shuffles her feet and like turns away from the flag.
Yeah.
And she also had a shirt that said athlete activist on.
Yeah.
So I guess she's upset.
She felt like she was set up because she planned, obviously she wore the athlete activist shirt or brought it up there.
She planned, I guess, to like put that up.
And then they start playing the anthem and she's probably going that moment like, fuck, if I put this up during this time, is it going to look like I'm denying the anthem or is I disrespecting the anthem or whatever it is?
But then she turns away from it, which is even worse or looks even worse.
Of course, you know, right-wing media jumps all over it.
But it's an interesting discussion, right?
Because one, that anthem just gets played once throughout the day.
There's many different people that are going on podiums, and usually they play once.
And they played it five minutes after the time it was supposed to.
So in their defense, they're meaning like the Olympic committees events is like, it was a little bit late.
We didn't plan this whole thing around the fucking female hammer throwing thing.
You got third place at the third place.
Oh, she's third place?
Yeah, she got bored.
Hey, face the flag, yo.
You let down a whole country.
Why don't you look at that flag, bitch?
It was the trial.
So everyone, it was all American.
But that's the thing.
That's why you don't have to play it every single time because we know you're American.
So we knocked this out once, right?
But what I think is really interesting about this is if you don't like America, don't represent it in the Olympics.
The Olympics is about representing your country.
That is the only thing it's about.
It is a competition between countries.
Yeah, but it's also about individual greatness.
No, it's about individual with greatness attached to a country.
And you can represent, you can like...
The Olympic committee flag.
Yeah, go for the Olympic Committee flag.
So you're essentially going for whatever it is.
You're not going for a country, even though your country is represented in the Olympics.
But yeah, that's what it's about.
I mean, if you look at the standings at the end of the Olympics, it's like, who had the most medals?
Yeah, what's the medal count?
But at my point, it was like, Usain Bolt is attached to Jamaica, but he's bigger than Jamaican track star.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
That's why I would think you would go.
But in that case, you could just rep the Olympic.
Bigger than that because he got the stage of the world stage of the Olympics.
You could just do the world champions championships.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, just.
Yeah, but the Olympics has the most eyeballs.
Like, if you want individual greatness, you're still, the best way to do it is dominate the Olympics.
Can't you compete for like the non-country team?
Yeah, that's what you're saying.
Yeah, that would be the solution.
But if Jesse Owens won eight gold medals at the Goodwill Games, not that big of a bad thing.
But also, she's getting mad at this situation.
What would have happened if she qualifies and now is representing America at the Olympics?
She's going to not, what's she going to do when the flag is raised then?
Yeah, is she going to turn away?
And here's the thing that's interesting.
At the Olympics, at the Olympics, you're not allowed to do any demonstrations during the Olympic Committee.
The American Olympic Committee said you're not allowed to do any demonstrations during the podium thing, right?
But during the qualifying, you are.
So she's technically allowed to do whatever during this.
I just find it weird.
Like, it's just weird.
If you don't want to represent America, then just don't compete for America.
Compete with the Olympic flag.
That's cool.
Yeah.
But do you want to use all the funding that the Olympic committee is going to give you?
You want to use like, it's not like, it's not like there's not resources that America is giving you so you can be great at this thing.
So you're willing to take the American resources so that you can be great.
And then when it's time to represent America, who gave you those resources, you're like, nah, I don't fuck with it.
Yeah, just don't use the resources start to go fund me.
People will give to that.
Yeah.
Yourself to strength.
But maybe I'm missing something.
Al, what do you think?
I don't know.
It's a little weird that this was her way of demonstrating because they started to play the anthem.
Like, I would say, hey, you're still doing the same thing that you planned on doing with the t-shirt.
So, like, now it makes it look worse that it's like, now it's like I'm actively trying to say she's reckoning.
Yeah, you could have just stood up there with your t-shirt and it would have had the same message.
Someone playing or not playing.
They'd be like, yo, you're.
I don't really get the motivation.
That's the thing that frustrates me.
It's like, I think she should be allowed to protest if she wants to.
I agree with your point.
It's kind of goofy, blah, blah.
She's not going to protest the funding, blah, blah, blah.
But the fact that she says that it's some sort of like calculated conspiracy to try to, you know, attack her, I think is like completely misguided and like borderline narcissistic.
Borderline?
Like, you're a hammer throw.
I don't even know what a hammer throws.
I don't know what the sport is.
I don't know what you're saying.
Is that the one where you put the ball here and you spin?
No, it has a chain in the chain in the ball.
I don't know what hammer throws.
We got to do away with some of these sports, yo.
It's too many.
It's like some of these sports got to go.
Well, we just need to make sure there's enough where we win.
That's how it works.
Yeah, just keep basketball.
No, but that's why we have like 50 different sports.
I think like hammer and shot put are like the original sports from like Greek times.
We get rid of them shit.
Anything we're good at, we have an advantage in.
We just increase the amount of it.
So for example, they'll be like, basketball, we're really good.
Well, let's add three on three.
So we have three on three.
They're swimming.
We're really good.
So we have a million different strokes.
How many different strokes do you need?
It's just get there and back.
Like we don't have a million different ways to run.
We don't have high knee running, low knee running.
Yeah.
Right?
You just swim the fastest.
The fucking thing.
We have 100 meters, 200 meters, hurdles, relays.
Yeah, but that's not a different way of actually moving.
Yeah.
Right?
You could do longer.
Like, realistically in swimming, it should just be crawl stroke.
But they have butterfly.
We should have seven different basketballs.
We should do 3v3.
We should do one-on-one.
We should do dunk contests.
But like, isn't swimming dumb?
Think about that.
Like, you should just swim the fastest way if it's about speed.
Yeah.
Yeah, freestyle.
Just freestyle, right?
Like, but there's no pigeon-toed basketball.
Like, everybody's got to play pigeon-toe.
Or let's go backwards basketball.
White guy basketball.
Well, that's a good sport.
That's not bad.
Is that three on three?
Give us a chance.
Yeah, we just play horse.
But we'll just invent sports so we have an advantage in like the overall metal count.
And they're always the sports that we're good at.
They're never the shit that we're not that good at.
Which makes sense.
Yeah.
Bob sled.
Fuck that.
We don't need more than one bobsled.
No.
What's the point?
What are you doing with this?
200-meter bobsled, 400-meter bobsled.
We got surfing this summer coming up.
Yeah.
That's right.
What that got added, or that was always there?
I think it added.
They have skateboarding.
Yeah, that's going to actually be good.
Skateboarding is going to be really interesting.
They're trying to modernize.
Like, they basically cannibalize the X games when you think about it.
The X Game is like the breeding ground.
It's like the G League for the Olympics.
And if something impacts culturally enough, they're like, all right, boom, we got that.
Now it's fine.
And then all the kids go, I'd like to watch the Olympics.
And if you're a fucking skateboarder, if you're Niger, what's his name?
Niger Houston, like, don't you want a gold medal?
Dude, absolutely.
That'd be fucking sick.
I'd much rather have that than an X Games fucking trophy.
You're an Olympian, bro.
You're a fucking Olympian.
Yes.
Go to the fuck village.
And it's not like you have to be in shape, shape, to swear.
And he came out with the body issue.
X games out there with what happened.
You saw it?
Nigel Houston came out with the, I think, Sports Illustrated, like, body issue.
Son, that's right before.
Perfect.
With the nice ass, bro.
Nice ass.
Did he show peas at all?
No peace, but perky buns with the tattoos.
But he didn't show peas?
Not full pecs, no?
Well, he might get cracked open if he's just selling ass, dude.
Competing With Racism00:05:40
Yeah, baby.
And it's in Tokyo.
Nah, he's Jamaican, bro.
Those are your beginning dicks.
Yeah, no, Nigel's Jamaican.
He's not fucking with that.
Oh, you think he, oh, that's right.
That's right.
That was like Rastafari, I think.
Big time Rasta?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
That's why he had dreads.
Like, he was skating with dreads down to his feet when he was like 10 years old.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
That was legit.
Oh, shit.
That's kind of cool.
Where's the main picture here?
Yeah, he's American, but his parents are Jamaican.
I mean, like, where in America?
Like, New York?
I think he grew up in South Florida or some shit.
But now he lives in California.
Yeah, LA boy.
I'm killing it.
But he's nice.
Like, he's ever.
Like, unbelievable.
And looks really interesting.
Yeah.
Like, tattoos everywhere, which is crazy if you're a skateboarder.
Like, I'd be so worried I was going to scrape my arm and fuck the tattoo up.
Yeah.
Is there no concern about, like, are you worried about that?
I don't think they're thinking long-term.
He might be covering up scars, too.
You know what I mean?
He's like, my whole body, I've just got scars everywhere.
Like, let me get blasted.
And then worst case, I can touch up my little.
Let me get blasted.
For real, for real.
For real.
Oh, yeah.
So back to this girl.
But yeah, apparently the Olympic community came out and said the national anthem was scheduled to play at 5:20 today as per the schedule.
We didn't wait until the athletes were on the podium for the hammer throw awards.
National anthem is played every day according to the previously published schedule.
So they're like, the schedule says we played at this time right after the day events going into the night events.
The hammer throw is the last day event.
It's just turning your back on it.
If that's what you feel, cool.
But it does take away from any message you're trying to have because it gives people, like I use the term, the off-ramp to stop caring about anything you're trying to make us care about.
Because now you're disrespecting our flag.
And whether it's right or wrong, it does turn off a lot of people.
So if you're trying to get your message out, it's not your fault.
You should be allowed to do that.
But just sheer marketing, you're turning off a lot of potential consumers in whatever your message is.
But it's not disrespecting the flag.
I don't like when people say that because I'm like...
If you're not stepping on or burning or pissing on a flag, that's the flag.
It's the symbolic nature of what you're doing in that moment.
No, but each of those athletes is representing a person.
This is completely opposite from anything about kneeling in the other leagues.
I'm like, that's a business and they're making money.
There's a trade right there.
This is something where tax, the argument is this: tax dollars go to these Olympic foundations.
We're funding you.
We are sending you, who are exceptional at that sport, to represent me.
That is literally the trade of service.
That's a symbiotic relationship.
That's it.
I pay you or provide funding so you could get good at this sport.
And then you go represent America so we can look like we're dominating the world.
And if you don't like that very open relationship, like we are open about what that relationship is, if you don't like that and don't want to participate in that, that is totally fine.
America allows you that freedom to not do it.
But some people might say it's hypocritical to take that funding from America, to take those opportunities from America, and then after taking those things, not fulfill your obligation, which is representing America in the competition.
And I think that's reasonable.
Yep.
You're breaking your deal.
You know what I mean?
Her statement was: they said they were going to play it before we walked out, then they played it when we were out there.
I don't really want to talk about the anthem because that's not important.
The anthem doesn't speak for me.
It never has.
That's fine if it doesn't.
But if that is your like obligation as far as like the contract goes, then I think that's something that you upkeep or you decide not to do it.
I mean, like, you know, you're a hammer thrower, right?
Like you know, it's over after this.
Yeah.
Right?
It's not like you're going to go into the professional women's league for 3 college basketball.
Like, you ain't.
It's over.
This is as far as you get.
Yeah.
Right?
And then you work in a Home Depot.
That's it.
Right?
Like, that's it.
So, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
I understand her frustration.
And, like, I get where the anger is coming from, but at the same time, it's like, yeah.
What frustration?
I mean, she's like frustrated with, like, that's what her statement was.
Like, I only care about systemic racism.
Like, it's bigger than the sport.
Like, I'm not, I'm here for my community.
Blah, blah, blah.
Don't compete in the Olympics then.
And also, you're not going to find a country that's not racist systemically.
Yeah, why does that mean?
You're competing in, you're competing in a competition with a bunch of racist countries.
Like, think about it.
The Olympics is kind of inherently racist.
Super racist.
That's the whole point.
It's like, yo, let's see who's faster, Mexicans or black people.
You know what I mean?
And playing the anthem doesn't undercut your message of fighting systemic racism.
Because I think her point would be, I don't hate America.
I just have problems with America.
So to that end, playing the anthem when I'm on stage doesn't, while on the podium, doesn't take away, like, doesn't put anything on me that I hate.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
I also 100% true, but I also don't want this to become a big story because if this becomes a big story.
That's so annoying.
Well, not only that, now if you don't pro if people start saying you can't protest the flag, now the over-correction happens where every black Olympian, and it's the summer Olympics, so there's a lot, has to do something to protest the flag or they're a sellout to black people in the black struggle.
So if on the Olympic committee, I say, sweetheart, do whatever you want.
You can express yourself.
This is awesome.
Like you go do it because we do not want that to happen when it comes Olympic time.
The last thing you want is all the people representing your country looking like, even if that's not what they're trying to say, looking like they hate your country.
And we definitely don't want white people running 100 meters.
So we're going to have to figure something out with black people.