Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Gay NFL player Carl Nassib shows the BEST way to come out  | Flagrant 2 Patreon Clip
Aired: 2021-06-25
Duration: 15:30


=== Carl Nassib Coming Out (05:49) ===

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[00:00:20]  Let's talk about Carl Nassib came out.
[00:00:24]  The funny thing about this is that Paige, who is Charlemagne's assistant, right?
[00:00:29]  This is absolutely hilarious.
[00:00:30]  Yeah.
[00:00:30]  Paige is Charlemagne's assistant, has been friends with Carl since college, I think.
[00:00:35]  And we thought that they were like dating.
[00:00:38]  I think at a moment.
[00:00:39]  They were dating.
[00:00:40]  They were dating.
[00:00:41]  And Paige said that they didn't have sex or something like that.
[00:00:45]  And we used to always teach Paige like, yo, your boyfriend's gay.
[00:00:49]  We didn't even know who the fuck this guy was.
[00:00:50]  That's so funny.
[00:00:51]  But he's gay.
[00:00:52]  Like, he's not having sex with you.
[00:00:53]  You're not worried about that.
[00:00:54]  Like, maybe, oh, we're taking it slow or this, that, the other.
[00:00:57]  Like, no, it's not taking it slow.
[00:00:59]  Yeah.
[00:00:59]  He's taking other things slow.
[00:01:01]  Yeah.
[00:01:01]  You are with a gay guy.
[00:01:04]  Yeah.
[00:01:05]  Complete joke because we always bust Paige's balls.
[00:01:07]  We say her current boyfriend, I think, is gay.
[00:01:09]  We say whoever she dates is gay.
[00:01:11]  Paige has a beard.
[00:01:12]  She's a full-on fucking beard.
[00:01:14]  And we've been saying this is a joke for fucking years.
[00:01:17]  I get this DM the other day that they're like, yo, I think this guy, Carl Nassib, was Paige's boyfriend back in the day, the one that you said is gay.
[00:01:28]  And I'm like, there's no fucking way.
[00:01:30]  And I start Googling this guy and it's a guy named Carl Nassib.
[00:01:33]  Now he's a defensive end for the Raiders, right?
[00:01:37]  This is also funny.
[00:01:39]  The team in Oakland, you know, the team in San Francisco, the Raiders.
[00:01:45]  There's so many gay jokes.
[00:01:46]  It's amazing.
[00:01:47]  But they're all jokes, Carl.
[00:01:49]  We love you.
[00:01:49]  We're very proud of you for coming out.
[00:01:52]  How long was he in the league for?
[00:01:54]  Has he been in the league?
[00:01:55]  I don't know.
[00:01:55]  Six years.
[00:01:56]  Six years?
[00:01:56]  I think it was the Cleveland Browns he played for at first.
[00:01:59]  Yeah.
[00:01:59]  He's decent.
[00:02:00]  I think I remember hearing his name around draft time.
[00:02:02]  People were thinking he was going to be really good.
[00:02:04]  And he's not like, they're like, oh, this guy's going to go a little bit late.
[00:02:07]  He's going to be really good.
[00:02:07]  And he's not that, but he's fine.
[00:02:10]  He's going to play for a few more years at least.
[00:02:12]  Probably.
[00:02:13]  He'll contribute here and there.
[00:02:14]  He's like a role player.
[00:02:15]  He's kind of like what Jason Collins was, to be honest.
[00:02:17]  Honestly, I thought what he did was great.
[00:02:19]  Yeah.
[00:02:20]  Like, I thought it was really cool.
[00:02:21]  And he said this.
[00:02:22]  He's like, if you know about me, you know I'm a private figure.
[00:02:24]  Like, I don't, I'm not doing this for intention.
[00:02:26]  He donated $100,000 to this Gay Kids Don't Commit Suicide Foundation.
[00:02:30]  And he was like, I don't want attention.
[00:02:32]  I hope we get to a point where people don't even need to do this.
[00:02:34]  Announcement-wise, it was great.
[00:02:36]  It was a great thing.
[00:02:37]  I'm Carl.
[00:02:37]  I'm gay.
[00:02:38]  I'm donated this shit.
[00:02:39]  He did a little flex, too, because he wanted to let the gays know he's doing well.
[00:02:42]  He's like, I'm calling from my place in Westchester.
[00:02:44]  Like, okay, okay, gays.
[00:02:47]  We see balling out here.
[00:02:49]  Look mad cute.
[00:02:51]  Total dime.
[00:02:51]  Yeah, you got the haircut.
[00:02:52]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:02:53]  Haircut.
[00:02:53]  Everything was trimmed, ready to go.
[00:02:55]  Got a full, beautiful backyard.
[00:02:56]  The dude's getting cracked.
[00:02:58]  We're cracking.
[00:02:59]  He's top-level dang-a-langs.
[00:03:01]  Yeah, for sure.
[00:03:01]  Okay?
[00:03:02]  For sure.
[00:03:03]  The guy did it perfectly.
[00:03:07]  It was really, seemed authentic.
[00:03:08]  It didn't seem like an attention grab.
[00:03:10]  It seemed like a likable, hey man, this dude is gay.
[00:03:12]  Here's my question.
[00:03:13]  You're one of the guys in the locker room.
[00:03:14]  Yeah.
[00:03:15]  Right?
[00:03:15]  He's never made a move on you, never hit on you, nothing like that.
[00:03:18]  Do you feel insulted?
[00:03:19]  I'm a little offended.
[00:03:22]  If you play, he's only played for the Browns and the Raiders.
[00:03:24]  That's hilarious.
[00:03:25]  Two gayest selling teams.
[00:03:27]  Two gayest outing teams in the NFL.
[00:03:31]  But if you never hit once by him, never had any suspicion or anything, are you a little insulted?
[00:03:36]  Yeah.
[00:03:38]  Kind of interesting, huh?
[00:03:40]  Was he profiled in Hard Knox?
[00:03:41]  Can somebody look this up?
[00:03:42]  I think he might have been one of the players they profiled when Hard Knox was.
[00:03:45]  And nobody suspected.
[00:03:46]  I don't think so.
[00:03:47]  I think it was him.
[00:03:48]  And I think I remember the thing that kind of went viral for him was he was talking about investing to his fellow teammates.
[00:03:53]  He's like, I thought about buying a roly.
[00:03:54]  It was 10K.
[00:03:55]  And then somebody told me, if you invest your money, it doubles every seven years in the market.
[00:03:59]  And then he's like, is 10k in 21 years will be 500,000, whatever the math was.
[00:04:03]  Exactly.
[00:04:03]  He's the one that did that.
[00:04:04]  Like, this is compound interest in one of their boardrooms on the board.
[00:04:08]  Yeah.
[00:04:09]  And then he just wrote it out for people.
[00:04:10]  I'm like, that was really cool.
[00:04:11]  Like, hey, don't fucking waste your money.
[00:04:13]  This is what it could be if you invest it wisely.
[00:04:15]  Also, fitting that a gay guy would be that good with finances.
[00:04:18]  Wow, they're nice with it.
[00:04:20]  They stay with money.
[00:04:21]  Dinks is what they call them.
[00:04:22]  Dual income, no kids.
[00:04:24]  Dual income, no kids.
[00:04:25]  No kids.
[00:04:26]  Wow.
[00:04:26]  I want not wasting all their money on women.
[00:04:28]  Yep.
[00:04:28]  He went to Penn State.
[00:04:29]  I was trying to dig on that.
[00:04:31]  But he did not go to Penn State.
[00:04:32]  He went to Penn State.
[00:04:33]  Dude, Penn State to the Browns to the Raiders, man.
[00:04:36]  This guy's committed.
[00:04:37]  This guy's committed.
[00:04:38]  That is the gay pathway to success.
[00:04:40]  The only thing that's more gay rape than Penn State is State Penn.
[00:04:42]  That's the only two.
[00:04:45]  That's good.
[00:04:47]  That's good right there.
[00:04:48]  Good job.
[00:04:49]  Thanks, buddy.
[00:04:50]  Anyway, I know.
[00:04:51]  I just thought the guy did it great.
[00:04:52]  I don't think it was that sanctimonious thing.
[00:04:55]  Like, look at me.
[00:04:56]  Like, this is, you know, I stand, blah, blah, blah.
[00:04:59]  It's like, no, this is my life.
[00:05:00]  Now, here's the thing.
[00:05:00]  Did you think it go, go out?
[00:05:01]  So there's a potential problem because remember, we had Miko on the show who said that gay players don't out themselves because it's going to be like problems in the locker room and then the players don't get along.
[00:05:13]  So now is he just tanking their season?
[00:05:16]  I remember who was it?
[00:05:18]  Willie Cologne came on here the first time and he was like, man, I had gay teammates.
[00:05:21]  We didn't give a fuck.
[00:05:22]  And he didn't say the name on the podcast, but he might have said it to us after.
[00:05:26]  Or we heard from another person, like, oh, I heard this guy on one of his teams was gay.
[00:05:30]  Like, a few people would say that.
[00:05:31]  And he was good.
[00:05:32]  But are they?
[00:05:33]  Better than Carl Nassib, I think.
[00:05:34]  But I mean, I think if you're on a team and you're that intimate, like, you kind of know.
[00:05:39]  You can, you can like suspect, but I don't think they don't think it comes out.
[00:05:43]  I think he'll tell one person, like, yo, I got to share this with you.
[00:05:45]  And like, it'll kind of go around the room.
[00:05:47]  He said, we all knew.
[00:05:48]  He was like, we all knew he was gay.

=== Gay Teammates and Marketing (03:24) ===

[00:05:49]  None of us cared.
[00:05:50]  I'm sure there's some people who care.
[00:05:51]  No, Willie Cologne said that.
[00:05:53]  Yeah, Willie Cologne said that.
[00:05:54]  Yeah, we don't know if Carl's teammates knew.
[00:05:56]  Gotcha.
[00:05:56]  But it's a possibility he did.
[00:05:58]  And listen, if it matters that much, I don't know.
[00:06:01]  But I don't think that the Raiders have a chance this year anyway, right?
[00:06:04]  Probably not.
[00:06:05]  I mean, they were close to making the playoffs last year, started off strong, and then fell apart.
[00:06:08]  Right.
[00:06:09]  They're not there.
[00:06:10]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:06:12]  I mean, what I think is kind of cool is the temperature on this seems low.
[00:06:16]  Yeah.
[00:06:16]  The Michael Sam temperature was high.
[00:06:19]  Remember, there was almost like a carnival.
[00:06:20]  They wanted it.
[00:06:21]  They needed it.
[00:06:21]  They wanted it.
[00:06:22]  They needed it.
[00:06:22]  Also, there was the whole thing with the boyfriend.
[00:06:25]  You know, like everybody's really playing up that relationship.
[00:06:28]  It was too much.
[00:06:28]  It was like a reality show.
[00:06:29]  It felt a bit like showy, like what the woke parade shit.
[00:06:33]  Like we're just showing this off.
[00:06:34]  The mascot is.
[00:06:35]  Yeah, the mascot doesn't behave.
[00:06:37]  It feels, yeah, it feels like patronizing.
[00:06:39]  And like, I don't know.
[00:06:40]  Like, for example, I went to this like workout on like Pride for like Pride Month or whatever.
[00:06:46]  And all like the workouts were like gay-related workouts.
[00:06:49]  So it was like ass punches.
[00:06:51]  It was like 20 wall balls.
[00:06:52]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:06:53]  It was like skipping while holding hands.
[00:06:55]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:56]  And I was like, this is patron.
[00:06:58]  That's offensive as fuck.
[00:06:59]  If I'm a gay dude, skipping while holding hands was an exercise.
[00:07:02]  Gay dudes are in shape, but Carl Nassib looks like a regular gay dude.
[00:07:05]  He doesn't look like a football player.
[00:07:07]  He looks like an average gay guy.
[00:07:09]  And you think these motherfuckers are skipping and holding hands in the gym?
[00:07:12]  That's offensive.
[00:07:12]  It feels like a stereotype to gay people.
[00:07:14]  They're like, all right.
[00:07:15]  Yeah, we'll be the skipping guys.
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=== Victoria's Secret Model (06:16) ===

[00:09:13]  Yo, shout out to Carl Nassib.
[00:09:15]  Yeah, I thought it was dope the way he did it, man.
[00:09:17]  Can we find him a husband?
[00:09:18]  I thought of a husband.
[00:09:19]  Okay, go.
[00:09:19]  What do you got?
[00:09:20]  I thought about this.
[00:09:21]  All right.
[00:09:21]  I went through the list of athletes.
[00:09:22]  I was like, that's not good enough.
[00:09:24]  NFL, NBA, no chance.
[00:09:25]  Hollywood, don't see it.
[00:09:27]  I'll tell you who it should be, and he's in this room: 49%.
[00:09:31]  Oh, ideal husband for Carl Nassib.
[00:09:35]  Because I thought about this.
[00:09:36]  This is a great marketing opportunity for Carl Nassib.
[00:09:39]  And he's too humble to do it on his own.
[00:09:40]  He doesn't want the attention.
[00:09:41]  Okay.
[00:09:42]  You know, I got a you know who got no problem truffling and shuffling to get him every dollar he got coming to him?
[00:09:47]  Power couple.
[00:09:48]  Power couple, dog.
[00:09:50]  Power bottom power couple.
[00:09:52]  You don't understand the 49%.
[00:09:53]  There's no dick coming near me.
[00:09:55]  What are you talking about?
[00:09:56]  You was going to take Sean King's dick earlier.
[00:09:58]  You already crossed over my people.
[00:10:01]  This is for your people, too, dog.
[00:10:02]  Gay people.
[00:10:03]  This is no.
[00:10:05]  I support him because it's another good-looking six-foot-seven dude off the street.
[00:10:09]  I'm not like you.
[00:10:10]  Keep flirting with him.
[00:10:11]  Keep flirting with him.
[00:10:12]  Yes.
[00:10:14]  I love meeting great-looking gay dudes.
[00:10:16]  I support them.
[00:10:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:10:19]  You're welcome.
[00:10:19]  What are you talking about?
[00:10:20]  That's another guy I don't need to compete with.
[00:10:22]  That's a good point.
[00:10:23]  Less guys out there.
[00:10:25]  Oh, Alex, welcome.
[00:10:26]  Welcome to the party here.
[00:10:27]  Now you will support him.
[00:10:28]  I'm not at that party.
[00:10:30]  You know what?
[00:10:30]  Carl Nassim is probably this is what it was like before like dating apps.
[00:10:34]  This was, I would, I was the original gay supporter because I'd be like, okay, none of these guys are going to be hitting on these girls.
[00:10:40]  And then all the other guys that are actually straight or just pussy to do it.
[00:10:43]  Then you have me too.
[00:10:44]  And then when you find out you're gay, you can fuck them.
[00:10:47]  Carl Nassib is 51% gay.
[00:10:49]  Yeah, but Nassib feels like a Syrian name?
[00:10:54]  Lebanese name?
[00:10:56]  It sounds like it, but no, it could be a Lebanese Christian.
[00:10:59]  No, he's a white boy, dude.
[00:11:01]  That guy was half-white white boy.
[00:11:03]  Oh, it's Arabic.
[00:11:04]  Yeah, it's Arabic.
[00:11:05]  Yeah.
[00:11:06]  Nassib.
[00:11:08]  Oh, shit.
[00:11:09]  Uh-oh.
[00:11:09]  He mixed, though.
[00:11:10]  Carl?
[00:11:11]  Uh-oh.
[00:11:11]  What if we find out he's Jewish?
[00:11:12]  He's going to get stoned.
[00:11:13]  No, no, no.
[00:11:14]  We know that name isn't Jewish.
[00:11:15]  He's either Arab Christian or Buzz.
[00:11:19]  Yeah, he's from Westchester, Pennsylvania, so maybe not.
[00:11:22]  Yeah.
[00:11:23]  A lot of Jews there.
[00:11:24]  But yeah, every guy should be grateful Carl Nassib's gay because now he opens it up.
[00:11:28]  Thank you.
[00:11:30]  Open her up.
[00:11:33]  What I was most happy about is that while this is a big story, it's not as shocking.
[00:11:41]  Yeah.
[00:11:41]  And I think that is progress.
[00:11:43]  I think that's pretty cool.
[00:11:44]  Yeah.
[00:11:45]  Because ideally, like Carl said, we get to this situation where a gay guy doesn't even have to come out.
[00:11:50]  It just happens that he's fucking gay, and that's what it is.
[00:11:53]  And I love the lack of reaction.
[00:11:56]  His jersey is the number one selling jersey for the past few days, but that still doesn't seem like much.
[00:12:00]  Like, all right, you support him.
[00:12:01]  Go buy the jersey.
[00:12:02]  He buys football jerseys.
[00:12:05]  Middle America.
[00:12:07]  Do you think?
[00:12:08]  Yeah.
[00:12:09]  This is a perfect.
[00:12:10]  He needs to be a Victoria's Secret model.
[00:12:11]  Oh, yeah.
[00:12:12]  Victoria's Secret.
[00:12:13]  If Victoria's Secret is having trouble with their sales, he's proven that he can move units.
[00:12:20]  Okay.
[00:12:21]  He sure can move units.
[00:12:22]  Literally and figuratively, the guy moves units.
[00:12:26]  Okay.
[00:12:26]  The guy can sell.
[00:12:28]  The guy is the number one selling jersey in the last two days.
[00:12:31]  Victoria's Secret is flipping all their models, right?
[00:12:33]  They're doing anything they possibly can to sell some stuff.
[00:12:36]  They got that racist Megan Rapinoe out there slanging racial epithets and bras and thongs.
[00:12:43]  Okay.
[00:12:44]  They got the trans model Valentina Simpayo.
[00:12:48]  Okay.
[00:12:49]  Now they got the motherfucking defensive end goat, the gay goat, the gayest of all time.
[00:12:58]  They got the gayest votes.
[00:12:59]  They got the DN goat.
[00:13:01]  That is a fact.
[00:13:02]  Carl Nassib.
[00:13:03]  The guy moves units.
[00:13:04]  You take him on.
[00:13:05]  You make him a Victoria's Secret model.
[00:13:07]  The lingerie is going out the fucking door.
[00:13:09]  Love it.
[00:13:09]  You can't do it.
[00:13:10]  This is how you do it.
[00:13:11]  This is the new Victoria Secret show.
[00:13:12]  You have Valentina Simpayo walking down the catwalk out of nowhere.
[00:13:17]  Blitz.
[00:13:18]  Oh, Blitz.
[00:13:20]  Hike?
[00:13:22]  Hike.
[00:13:22]  Get this sack.
[00:13:24]  Sack.
[00:13:24]  Both of them.
[00:13:25]  You get the sack and the sack.
[00:13:27]  Valentina still got it down there.
[00:13:29]  This is a brilliant way to do the Victoria Secret fashion show.
[00:13:32]  Fuck the Angels.
[00:13:34]  You just have Valentina walking down and then your boy Carl out of nowhere.
[00:13:40]  Blitz from behind.
[00:13:43]  What happens next happens next?
[00:13:45]  Who knows?
[00:13:46]  Pay-per-view for that extra shit.
[00:13:48]  It's like Lingerie Football League.
[00:13:49]  They already have it.
[00:13:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:51]  They already have it.
[00:13:51]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:52]  We got a Lingerie Football League.
[00:13:53]  Sign up, Carl.
[00:13:54]  Holy shit.
[00:13:55]  Sign up, Valentina.
[00:13:56]  Sign up, Victoria's Secret.
[00:13:57]  And then Megan Rapinoe actually will be like a hero because she's athletic as fuck.
[00:14:00]  And she plays football as well.
[00:14:02]  When you think about it, the European version of the football, bruh.
[00:14:06]  And Valentina Simpaya is from where?
[00:14:08]  Brazil.
[00:14:09]  The greatest football country in the world.
[00:14:11]  You love more than sexy girls?
[00:14:12]  Sports.
[00:14:13]  Sports.
[00:14:14]  Victoria's Secret genius.
[00:14:15]  Here we thought Victoria's Secret was about to go out of business because no one's buying lingerie anymore.
[00:14:19]  They found a way to flip it, twist it, and reverse it.
[00:14:21]  Al go to the wide.
[00:14:23]  Is y'all flipping nibbling wind yet?
[00:14:25]  Is y'all flipping nip and wand yet?
[00:14:27]  Yeah.
[00:14:28]  They did it.
[00:14:29]  Victoria's Secret's back.
[00:14:30]  Les Wexner does it again.
[00:14:32]  Wow.
[00:14:32]  He does it again.
[00:14:34]  Sky's unstoppable.
[00:14:34]  He throws the cents off of the having sex with kids trail.
[00:14:37]  Unstoppable.
[00:14:38]  Unbelievable.
[00:14:40]  The guy is a genius.
[00:14:42]  The guy's an absolute fucking genius.
[00:14:45]  How did he do it?
[00:14:46]  We had him pinned.
[00:14:47]  We had Epstein.
[00:14:48]  We had Ghylaine.
[00:14:50]  All of a sudden, we're about to have Wexner completely takes Victoria's Secret, whose sales are dwindling, flips it, reverses it.
[00:14:59]  Hit the wide, Al.
[00:15:01]  Is y'all flipping in his wind yet?
[00:15:03]  Is y'all flipping in his wind yet?
[00:15:05]  It's getting worse every time.
[00:15:08]  It's just Russian.
[00:15:10]  I'm just going full Russian.
[00:15:12]  Reverse it.
[00:15:13]  Sales go through the roof.
[00:15:15]  You got the trans football league.
[00:15:16]  You got Carl Nassib just tackling bitches on the runway for the next Victoria Secret out of nowhere.
[00:15:22]  Viral.
[00:15:26]  Yeah.
[00:15:27]  Sports are back, bro.
[00:15:29]  Quartz are