Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Logan Paul Retired Floyd Mayweather
Aired: 2021-06-08
Duration: 02:52:00


=== Logan vs Floyd Weight Talk (15:15) ===

[00:00:05]  All right, yo, what's up, everybody?
[00:00:06]  Welcome to Flagrant 2 is your boy Shultzy Aka Singh, Alex Media.
[00:00:11]  We're not even calling you Alex Media anymore.
[00:00:14]  We just a kid from Rockaway, dog.
[00:00:16]  We out here with just a kid from Rockaway.
[00:00:19]  Okay, my bad.
[00:00:20]  I'm just reading what the shirt says.
[00:00:21]  Yes, it's Far Rock.
[00:00:21]  I'm going to have to read.
[00:00:22]  Oh, it says Far Rock?
[00:00:23]  Yeah.
[00:00:24]  Let me see.
[00:00:26]  Just a kid from Far Rock.
[00:00:28]  Oh, I can't see it because your coffee thing is out there.
[00:00:30]  Okay, my bad.
[00:00:31]  Far Rockaway.
[00:00:32]  Totally changes things.
[00:00:33]  And Mark Gagnon.
[00:00:34]  We got the Truffle.
[00:00:35]  We even got Volla in the building.
[00:00:37]  And listen, we got a lot of things to talk about.
[00:00:40]  Let's get right the fuck into it.
[00:00:45]  People that believe in themselves, people that believe in themselves piss people off.
[00:00:56]  They do piss people off because they expose our lack of belief in ourselves.
[00:01:02]  Ooh, that's a bar.
[00:01:04]  But they force us to deal with that.
[00:01:05]  That's a bar.
[00:01:06]  It is true.
[00:01:07]  You see people who go, I could do this, I could do whatever.
[00:01:10]  And this Logan Paul situation, I can see why his self-belief rubs people the wrong way.
[00:01:16]  But when you see somebody do the thing that they more or less said that they were going to do, right?
[00:01:24]  It is wildly impressive and it forces you to go, oh shit, maybe anything is possible.
[00:01:29]  Now, I'm not going to be delusional here, okay?
[00:01:33]  He did not win that fight.
[00:01:34]  If there were judges, he would have lost that fight on the cards very easily.
[00:01:40]  No, no, I think he won the first round.
[00:01:42]  I think he won.
[00:01:43]  He had that big flurry where he didn't really touch Floyd, but Floyd didn't really touch him.
[00:01:46]  So I'll give him the first round.
[00:01:48]  Maybe the second round.
[00:01:49]  Debatable.
[00:01:50]  Maybe after that, Floyd mopped him.
[00:01:53]  He did land a big overhand right on Floyd that I think actually stunned Floyd.
[00:01:57]  Really?
[00:01:58]  Yeah, he did.
[00:01:59]  I forget which round it was in, but he actually landed.
[00:02:02]  But what was amazing about this fight was, is the stakes were changed where Floyd had to stop him for Floyd to win.
[00:02:15]  And Logan had to survive for him to win.
[00:02:20]  It wasn't written down that these were the rules, but those were the rules emotionally.
[00:02:25]  And we were all going into it and we were just like, listen, I swear to God, I've probably even said it, yo, Floyd is going to take him into deep water and then you're going to take him down.
[00:02:33]  I mean, everybody I messaged, you know, I was, I'm literally, I DM's stylebender yesterday before the fight.
[00:02:38]  I was like, what do you think is really going to happen?
[00:02:39]  He goes, Floyd's going to tire him out, and then he'll just probably TKO and they'll stop the fight late in the fight.
[00:02:44]  I thought that was going to happen.
[00:02:46]  And it didn't happen.
[00:02:47]  And Floyd tried.
[00:02:47]  And I know a lot of people are like, oh, he was holding him, blah, blah, blah, this, that, the other.
[00:02:51]  A lot of people tried holding Floyd.
[00:02:52]  They weren't 200 pounds.
[00:02:53]  But now you're bringing up 200 pounds.
[00:02:55]  I was absolutely astonished when I saw Twitter start capping.
[00:03:00]  Everybody on Twitter was talking about, I mean, you even saw Deez and Merrow, who said that, you know, Floyd was going to catch a body tonight, switch and be like, well, that's kind of Floyd's fight.
[00:03:09]  They did a fucking phenomenal job, though.
[00:03:11]  They were great.
[00:03:11]  Absolutely great.
[00:03:12]  Shouts to Dees and Merrow.
[00:03:15]  But they initially did was, yo, Floyd's catching a body.
[00:03:18]  He's going to take him down.
[00:03:19]  It's over.
[00:03:20]  And then that turned into, listen, that's what Floyd does.
[00:03:22]  The guy's much bigger.
[00:03:23]  And everybody starts making these excuses for Floyd.
[00:03:25]  Charlamagne is sending our group text after saying Floyd's going to get him out of here on the podcast.
[00:03:29]  I'm almost 100% certain.
[00:03:30]  Goes, yo, that's what Floyd does.
[00:03:32]  I mean, he was going to win a decision.
[00:03:33]  Ain't nobody pay for a decision.
[00:03:35]  People were paying money to see a Paul brother get knocked out.
[00:03:39]  I think people were so annoyed with Jake, they were willing to pay to see Logan get knocked out.
[00:03:46]  And it didn't happen.
[00:03:48]  And that is a win for Logan.
[00:03:50]  And you're capping if you say otherwise.
[00:03:52]  I admit, I'm 100% wrong.
[00:03:54]  I thought Logan was going down.
[00:03:56]  I thought Logan was going down in the fifth or sixth rounds.
[00:03:59]  And I thought they were just going to stop the fight.
[00:04:01]  The distance was too much for Floyd to cover.
[00:04:04]  He wasn't fast enough to cover.
[00:04:05]  Maybe when he was younger, Floyd, he would be able to, but he wasn't fast.
[00:04:08]  And he wasn't willing to take the risk in order to land those punches.
[00:04:13]  I thought Floyd fought very conservatively.
[00:04:15]  He walked down there with his hands up and he was trying to mix it up on the inside, but he wasn't really trying to counter that much.
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:22]  You know, it was very impressive.
[00:04:24]  Hats off to fucking Logan.
[00:04:26]  Now, was that Floyd playing it safe because he's like, I'm just here to get paid?
[00:04:32]  I think Logan was right.
[00:04:33]  Floyd had the most to lose.
[00:04:35]  Yeah.
[00:04:36]  Yeah, of course.
[00:04:37]  Of course.
[00:04:38]  And the guy's 200 pounds.
[00:04:39]  I think what happened was in the first round, Floyd was like, oh, God, the guy's kind of fast.
[00:04:43]  Okay.
[00:04:44]  And at 200 pounds, you hit hard.
[00:04:47]  Yeah.
[00:04:48]  It just is what it is.
[00:04:50]  And he was like, okay, so I got to kind of be cautious with this guy.
[00:04:53]  I don't want to get caught and then look absolutely stupid out here.
[00:04:56]  And then Floyd started to bully him.
[00:04:58]  He just, he basically let him punch himself out the first couple rounds, right?
[00:05:01]  That's the strategy.
[00:05:02]  Same thing happened with McGregor, right?
[00:05:04]  Let McGregor be super active in the first few rounds.
[00:05:06]  Once McGregor is tired, he won't have the same sting on his punches.
[00:05:09]  And then you just start walking him down, body shots, upstairs.
[00:05:12]  And Floyd was trying to get him out of there.
[00:05:14]  Floyd was annoyed.
[00:05:16]  I haven't seen Floyd annoyed in a fight since he fought Victor Ortiz when Victor Ortiz would head-button him.
[00:05:20]  And remember, he hit him with that check hook when the ref separated him and then just finished him.
[00:05:25]  But that's the last time I've seen Floyd as Floyd was like, stop holding.
[00:05:27]  He was upset.
[00:05:28]  Floyd wanted to get Logan out of there.
[00:05:30]  He was not content with just letting the fight go and then go to the distance.
[00:05:34]  He wanted to get him out of there and he couldn't.
[00:05:37]  He couldn't get him out of there.
[00:05:38]  No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get him out of there.
[00:05:41]  And somehow the fight shifted to Floyd has to stop him or else he loses.
[00:05:47]  That's not the case.
[00:05:48]  Floyd won the fight, but he lost it.
[00:05:52]  And hats off to Logan, bro.
[00:05:53]  If you score, I mean, the rules when you played Jason Williams were actually if you score one point, you win.
[00:05:58]  Exactly.
[00:05:58]  But that's it.
[00:05:59]  Even if I played Brian Scalabrini and it was 11-1, I won.
[00:06:04]  You won.
[00:06:05]  But how you let me score a point, dog?
[00:06:07]  Come on.
[00:06:07]  You decide these rules.
[00:06:09]  Somehow the rules that Floyd decided actually helped Logan.
[00:06:13]  In which rules?
[00:06:14]  Because there's no decision on the fight, no judges.
[00:06:17]  And actually, the bigger gloves.
[00:06:19]  If there were smaller gloves, maybe those shots that Floyd is landing, they sting a little bit more.
[00:06:24]  Right?
[00:06:24]  If there were smaller gloves, you never know.
[00:06:26]  If there were judges and they all just said 8-0 Floyd or 7-1 Logan, now Logan can't go out and say, I beat him.
[00:06:33]  Logan is literally going, I won.
[00:06:35]  Jake Paul's going, I won.
[00:06:37]  All the casual fight fans have no clue what the fuck happened.
[00:06:40]  All they saw is that their guy went eight rounds with the greatest to ever do it and didn't really look that beat up.
[00:06:46]  Yeah.
[00:06:47]  And it wasn't super, super conclusive.
[00:06:50]  I mean, it's not like, I mean, he was bullying him.
[00:06:52]  He was landing shots and Logan wasn't landing anything the last six rounds except that one big bomb.
[00:06:56]  But it wasn't so abusive that you're like, oh, wow, he got destroyed.
[00:07:01]  Right.
[00:07:03]  The average casual could go, I guess Logan won.
[00:07:06]  Yeah.
[00:07:07]  The casual?
[00:07:08]  Nah.
[00:07:08]  All right, maybe not.
[00:07:10]  But you're playing with narratives now.
[00:07:12]  You know, now he could just go, the victory was going eight rounds.
[00:07:15]  Before, he's like, I'm going to finish him.
[00:07:17]  And now he's like, I went eight rounds with the greatest of all time.
[00:07:20]  Yeah.
[00:07:21]  So it's just, it just is really, it's really impressive.
[00:07:24]  Yeah.
[00:07:25]  It's really impressive.
[00:07:25]  Because now the decision's kind of up to the court of public opinion.
[00:07:28]  Yes.
[00:07:28]  And Logan is better at manipulating the court of public opinion.
[00:07:31]  Than Floyd, 100%.
[00:07:33]  100%.
[00:07:34]  But it was amazing to see all the cap on Twitter.
[00:07:36]  He's a heavyweight.
[00:07:37]  You know, weight divisions matter, which is what Logan was saying the whole fucking time.
[00:07:40]  And now you got all the Floyd stands like myself trying to make little caveats for why Floyd fought like that.
[00:07:45]  Floyd was there to finish him and he couldn't finish him.
[00:07:48]  And that is credit to Logan.
[00:07:49]  Enough said.
[00:07:50]  I disagree.
[00:07:51]  Go.
[00:07:51]  I don't think anybody thought Floyd was going to drop him.
[00:07:55]  Like, Floyd never has nothing to do with the family.
[00:07:58]  What I was thinking, I thought he was going to pick him apart more.
[00:08:01]  I thought the number differences were going to be bigger.
[00:08:05]  Yeah.
[00:08:06]  You know, like he did out punch him two to one, but still, I thought it was going to be like four to one or something.
[00:08:10]  It was supposed to be five to one.
[00:08:11]  But you got to give him some credit.
[00:08:13]  Like, Logan was holding him every time he tried to get to mix up with him.
[00:08:18]  Sure.
[00:08:18]  So it's like it's frustrating.
[00:08:19]  And when you do have that much strength over him, he can't break out the hold as easily as he used to be able to.
[00:08:25]  So it's like, I don't discredit Floyd.
[00:08:27]  He's like, he was trying to fight.
[00:08:29]  I give it up to him that, yo, you were going at him, a bigger, stronger guy.
[00:08:34]  You could have gotten knocked out, but he was attacking.
[00:08:38]  This is the Twitter cat.
[00:08:39]  It's not cat.
[00:08:40]  We're talking about the greatest of all time, the greatest to ever box in the history of boxing.
[00:08:44]  According to Andrew, the greatest to ever do anything.
[00:08:47]  Nobody's better at their thing than Floyd is at boxing.
[00:08:50]  And he couldn't find a way where Logan could hold him.
[00:08:53]  But in a specific way, class, though, like, if he fought Mike Tyson, like you.
[00:08:56]  If Floyd fought Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson would win, right?
[00:08:59]  Well, Mike Tyson is a professional boxer.
[00:09:00]  Right.
[00:09:01]  Logan Paul started boxing three years ago.
[00:09:02]  If you've been boxing for 25 years, you should be able to find a way.
[00:09:07]  You're the greatest boxer in history, not only because of your physical attributes, because of your mental attributes.
[00:09:11]  You were finding a way to get out of any situation you've ever been put in.
[00:09:15]  He couldn't do it.
[00:09:17]  Father Time is undefeated.
[00:09:18]  He was too slow.
[00:09:19]  He couldn't close the distance.
[00:09:21]  And he was forced to just straight up walk him down with his gloves up because he couldn't counter him.
[00:09:27]  He was too slow to counter him.
[00:09:29]  There was too much distance.
[00:09:30]  Right?
[00:09:30]  So he's like, I got to just walk straight in.
[00:09:32]  When he walked straight in, that's when he was susceptible to being held.
[00:09:36]  Right.
[00:09:38]  He couldn't, he couldn't do it.
[00:09:41]  I don't think he couldn't counter him because of speed.
[00:09:42]  He couldn't counter him because of just the distance.
[00:09:44]  Well, distance and speed, right?
[00:09:46]  There was too much distance to cover with the last counter that he had.
[00:09:49]  He was countering some of them.
[00:09:50]  He was landing most of his shots.
[00:09:53]  He would open with a hook.
[00:09:54]  Yeah.
[00:09:55]  And that wasn't off a counter.
[00:09:56]  What he was trying to do is hit Logan with this pull too.
[00:10:00]  So Logan would throw his shot and then he would pull back and then shoot a right hand before Logan could throw his right hand.
[00:10:07]  Yeah.
[00:10:07]  And that barely landed.
[00:10:09]  It didn't land that much, but I'm just saying, I think it didn't land because of the distance.
[00:10:13]  Like he had to get super close just to be able to do that counter because he's usually like falling back when he throws it.
[00:10:20]  Yeah.
[00:10:20]  So it's like it's hard for yeah.
[00:10:22]  Yeah.
[00:10:23]  10 years ago, Floyd lands whatever he wants.
[00:10:26]  Floyd lands whatever he wants.
[00:10:28]  I'm telling you, bro.
[00:10:29]  I'm telling you, he is slower now.
[00:10:32]  But that's to Logan's credit.
[00:10:33]  It was really brilliant what they did.
[00:10:34]  You got to give credit.
[00:10:35]  I'm taking your word.
[00:10:36]  I'm still not nobody want to give credit to this guy.
[00:10:38]  I'm taking your word.
[00:10:39]  I'm not taking credit for not getting TKO'd.
[00:10:42]  I'll give you that.
[00:10:42]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:10:43]  Like, I never thought he was going to get one punch knockout.
[00:10:46]  I thought he was going to get stopped.
[00:10:47]  Son, Floyd was in there with McGregor.
[00:10:50]  Okay.
[00:10:50]  McGregor got his ass kicked way more, way more than Logan Paul.
[00:10:57]  And I think way more.
[00:10:59]  And I would say the difference is height and weight.
[00:11:02]  Logan Paul started boxing three years ago.
[00:11:05]  Yes, but if a guy 50 pounds heavier than you grabs you, I don't care how good of a boxer you are.
[00:11:11]  Let me say something together.
[00:11:12]  All I'm saying is, this is now the discussion.
[00:11:14]  Like everybody's making Logan's argument when everybody was throwing that shit away before yesterday.
[00:11:18]  Before yesterday, Logan was like, there are weight divisions of boxing for a reason, and I'm going to show you why.
[00:11:22]  And everybody's like, shut up.
[00:11:23]  You're going to get your ass chopped down.
[00:11:25]  I'm talking about like professional.
[00:11:26]  Everybody asked Logan.
[00:11:27]  That's what I would ask you.
[00:11:28]  You'd be like, and I think we said if he lands one, maybe Al said it, if he lands one, he could hurt him.
[00:11:33]  And you were like, there's, oh, you're talking about a one in a million chance that he lands one.
[00:11:36]  Yeah.
[00:11:37]  I went on stage right when the fight started, then flew here, so I'm taking your word for it.
[00:11:40]  But I don't, I'm not super shocked by that outcome.
[00:11:44]  And to your point about Connor, Connor didn't box three years straight.
[00:11:47]  I know Connor boxes well, but he's an MMA guy.
[00:11:51]  Could you say Logan Paul just boxed for three years straight in that way, aside from being bigger and more reach and more weight?
[00:11:58]  No, he is a better boxer than Connor in just skill and dedication.
[00:12:02]  No, because you're boxing as part of your preparation for your fight.
[00:12:06]  So he'd been doing that since he was a kid, Connor.
[00:12:09]  Right?
[00:12:09]  Logan hasn't.
[00:12:10]  We're talking about three years of boxing experience.
[00:12:12]  All I'm trying to say is the conversation has shifted, and Logan shifted the conversation.
[00:12:16]  The conversation before was he's going to walk him down.
[00:12:18]  I ask any professional, ask anybody in the industry, ask anybody at all, same perspective.
[00:12:22]  It was, uh, Floyd's going to walk him down, and then in the later rounds, he's just going to start piecing him up same way he did to Connor, get the TKO.
[00:12:29]  Right?
[00:12:29]  Couldn't do it.
[00:12:30]  And now everybody's like, it's because of the weight differential.
[00:12:33]  And that's what Logan said the whole time.
[00:12:35]  And everybody was like, man, get the fuck out of here.
[00:12:36]  You don't got a chance.
[00:12:37]  I said it's his face on a podcast.
[00:12:38]  I go, you don't got a fucking chance.
[00:12:39]  Yeah.
[00:12:40]  And he didn't win, but he didn't get TK.
[00:12:43]  People say that shit to his face.
[00:12:45]  Yeah.
[00:12:45]  And I'm sure that is motivating.
[00:12:47]  Yeah.
[00:12:48]  And what I found just is like that self-belief thing.
[00:12:51]  I remember before the fight, he tweeted something like, every day when I moved to LA, every morning and every night, I would look in the mirror and say, you're going to be the most famous person in the world one day.
[00:12:59]  Yeah.
[00:12:59]  And he's like, and now it's on its way to happening.
[00:13:01]  And you can argue with that.
[00:13:03]  But I was like, yo, that shit works.
[00:13:06]  The people who have that self-belief, not every one of them gets super famous, but I bet you every super famous person does that shit and has that self-belief.
[00:13:15]  So I looked at that as inspiring.
[00:13:17]  You can hate that if you want to, or you could just emulate it and see where it gets you.
[00:13:21]  That's the GPS.
[00:13:22]  Self-belief is the GPS.
[00:13:24]  If you don't have that shit, you're going nowhere.
[00:13:26]  Now, just because you have it doesn't mean you're going to put in the hard work.
[00:13:28]  A lot of motherfuckers ain't going to move to Puerto Rico and dedicate three years of their life to doing a fucking becoming a boxer or becoming whatever the hell you want to do.
[00:13:36]  But that is the GPS.
[00:13:38]  You also need to know the address in order to get there and what the things you have to do in order to get there.
[00:13:42]  But the foundation.
[00:13:43]  If you're not believing yourself, you're not going nowhere.
[00:13:46]  Simple as that.
[00:13:47]  It was just fucking impressive to see, man.
[00:13:49]  Yeah.
[00:13:49]  It was just so impressive to see.
[00:13:51]  Floyd put out on Instagram like a month ago.
[00:13:53]  He was like, yo, I'm going to fight Logan Paul in an exhibition.
[00:13:55]  And if Jake Paul can get through his opponent, then I'll fight Jake Paul in an exhibition.
[00:13:59]  Floyd said he's not fighting anymore.
[00:14:00]  No way.
[00:14:01]  At the press conference.
[00:14:01]  Do you think that, like, what did this fight change his perspective on?
[00:14:05]  Yeah, Logan retired Floyd again.
[00:14:07]  That's what people don't realize.
[00:14:09]  Like, yo, it is facts.
[00:14:10]  Like, you can say whatever you want, but Floyd said in the post-fight presser, he went from before this fight, he goes, you know what?
[00:14:18]  Yeah, I'll fight Jake could get it afterwards.
[00:14:20]  We'll fight the both of them.
[00:14:21]  Matter of fact, I'll fight the both of them the same night to afterwards.
[00:14:24]  I don't think I'm doing any more of these exhibitions anymore.
[00:14:26]  I've made a billion dollars in all my fight purses.
[00:14:28]  Everything's good.
[00:14:28]  We're out of here.
[00:14:30]  Yeah, I think.
[00:14:30]  If he, sorry to interrupt, but if he takes care of Logan in two rounds, you don't think he's fighting Jake after Tyron?
[00:14:38]  Yeah, he didn't like the way the sentence was worded, even though logically it's correct.
[00:14:42]  What really, the reality is, Floyd realized he's old, probably.
[00:14:46]  And so he's like, all right, I need to retire because this is fucking embarrassing.
[00:14:49]  Yep.
[00:14:50]  But the guy did it.
[00:14:52]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:53]  The guy hung in there and he made you realize you're old.
[00:14:57]  If you played a retired NBA player and he was like, bro, I'll kick the shit out of any young kid, whatever.
[00:15:01]  And then he beat you, but he was like, yeah, I can't play these young kids anymore.
[00:15:05]  You wouldn't be like, I fucking won, dog.
[00:15:07]  Yeah.
[00:15:09]  Yeah, but I wouldn't claim I retired him.
[00:15:11]  He retired him.
[00:15:13]  Like that.
[00:15:14]  He retired him, son.
[00:15:15]  I know it's crazy to say.
[00:15:16]  You have to understand this hurts me.
[00:15:18]  That's my favorite athlete ever.

=== Mayweather Retirement Reality Check (02:27) ===

[00:15:21]  I love Floyd Mayweather.
[00:15:22]  I'm the biggest Floyd Mayweather apologist when the whole world was hating on Floyd Mayweather because he was Floyd money Mayweather and doing all this flashy shit and beating the shit out of all these fighters that people actually really loved.
[00:15:31]  I love Floyd the whole fucking time.
[00:15:34]  Purest boxer I've ever seen in my entire life.
[00:15:37]  It pains me to see what I saw.
[00:15:40]  I could have looked at Jordan on the Wizards.
[00:15:41]  Say what?
[00:15:42]  Jordan on the Wizards.
[00:15:42]  It was Jordan on the Wizards.
[00:15:43]  Sometimes he thought 40.
[00:15:46]  But it just wasn't there.
[00:15:47]  It just wasn't there.
[00:15:48]  Yes, there was a weight differential, but Floyd was so good, it didn't fucking matter.
[00:15:53]  It didn't matter.
[00:15:54]  But why didn't you say that Connor retired Floyd after Floyd B. Connor?
[00:15:58]  Like, why wasn't that when he was like, because isn't that when Floyd is like, all right, I'm done, like, I'm retiring.
[00:16:02]  And then he came out of retirement to fight Logan.
[00:16:04]  Well, then he got his 50-0 with Connor.
[00:16:06]  So I think that's what we all, again, I'm very casual, but I always thought he's going to try to get the 50-0 because nobody's gotten that.
[00:16:12]  And once he got that and won and made $100 million, and he actually stopped him and won, he's like, all right, I'm going to retire.
[00:16:19]  I've accomplished everything I want to accomplish.
[00:16:20]  With Logan, he said, I'm 44.
[00:16:23]  It's just good to know I can hang with these young kids.
[00:16:25]  He's not a pro-boxer.
[00:16:27]  He's a pro-YouTuber.
[00:16:28]  Yeah.
[00:16:29]  And for you to be like, all right, I can't fight anymore.
[00:16:31]  That you realize it's not.
[00:16:32]  Never in my life.
[00:16:33]  I'm done.
[00:16:34]  Did I think I was going to say Floyd Mayweather barely beat a podcaster?
[00:16:41]  I can't believe I just said that sentence.
[00:16:43]  Floyd Mayweather lost two rounds to a podcast.
[00:16:47]  How about this?
[00:16:48]  Never did you think he would say unbelievable.
[00:16:50]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:16:51]  Unbelievable.
[00:16:52]  Never did I think in my life I would say that Floyd Mayweather got hit with a 1-2 clean by a podcaster.
[00:16:59]  Floyd Mayweather didn't get hit by a 1-2 by some of the best boxers in the history of the sport.
[00:17:05]  He got hit by a 1-2 by a podcaster, by a YouTuber, by a guy who would go around the world doing splits.
[00:17:11]  That's what he would do.
[00:17:12]  He would do splits around the world.
[00:17:15]  Splits.
[00:17:17]  I didn't know he did that.
[00:17:18]  He'd jump in the air and do fucking splits.
[00:17:20]  And he landed a 1-2.
[00:17:22]  Literally what George Jenko said he was going to do.
[00:17:24]  And we were like, George, get the fuck out of here.
[00:17:26]  He did it.
[00:17:28]  The exact fucking punch that we told George Jenko.
[00:17:30]  He's a maniac for saying he's going to land a one-two.
[00:17:32]  George Janko is in the green room and fucking in Phoenix and tells us, nah, we got a crazy punch.
[00:17:37]  What he's going to do is he's going to throw a jab and then throw right hand afterwards.
[00:17:40]  I'm like, motherfucker, did you just say he's going to land a one-two on Floyd Mayweather?
[00:17:44]  And he did.
[00:17:46]  Unbelievable.

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[00:17:48]  So say what y'all want to say, but I could give credit where credit is due.
[00:17:52]  And there's a motherfucking, some credit due right here.
[00:17:55]  Because before this, we were all like boxing superior art and boxing this and boxing that.
[00:17:58]  Now everybody like weight classes are what matters and they do matter.
[00:18:01]  But not when you're the greatest of all time and not when you're going up against a kid who just started boxing three years ago.
[00:18:06]  Yeah.
[00:18:07]  Charlamagne's post I remember reading was like something like, y'all are going to stop disrespecting the sweet science after this.
[00:18:13]  They're not.
[00:18:14]  Disrespect the fuck out of it.
[00:18:16]  Yeah, they're not.
[00:18:17]  You disrespect the fuck out of it.
[00:18:19]  The science ain't sweet when you got 50 pounds over.
[00:18:21]  That's that's really what we're saying here, right?
[00:18:24]  Like wax, we've been talking a lot on Brilliant Idiots about like Wax says he could just beat up anybody.
[00:18:29]  He goes, listen, I'm big and I'm fast and I got good footwork.
[00:18:33]  Maybe.
[00:18:34]  Maybe.
[00:18:36]  Literally maybe.
[00:18:37]  Like this is the best argument for Wax.
[00:18:39]  Wax is saying, I'm just bigger and faster than these guys.
[00:18:42]  So if I'm going to fight them, I'm fucking them up.
[00:18:43]  Like Wax beat Black's Wax truly believes he could beat up Floyd.
[00:18:47]  Maybe.
[00:18:48]  He might be too heavy.
[00:18:50]  He might be too strong.
[00:18:51]  In a boxing match or a fight fight?
[00:18:53]  Boxing match.
[00:18:54]  Okay.
[00:18:55]  He might be able to.
[00:18:56]  It might be too much fucking weight.
[00:18:59]  It's crazy.
[00:19:00]  To that point, you know who also played pro football and has great feet work and is athletic and didn't look bad?
[00:19:06]  Chad O'Jo Cinco.
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=== UFC Pay Per View Debate (10:15) ===

[00:21:07]  Son, Chad Ojosenko is one punch away from everybody going, yo, Chad Johnson gotta box someone else next.
[00:21:13]  He should fight Jake Paul.
[00:21:14]  If he didn't get dropped in that fight, the whole internet is going, yo, he actually looked pretty good.
[00:21:19]  That's only two months of training.
[00:21:20]  He got to fight Jake Paul next.
[00:21:22]  And then he got hit with that overhand right and dropped and didn't even know what the fuck was going on.
[00:21:26]  He thought the fight was over.
[00:21:27]  He was trying to congratulate the other motherfucker.
[00:21:29]  He got up and he was like, Good fight, good fight.
[00:21:31]  And we're like, now you got to keep going.
[00:21:32]  Yeah, he raised his fist like he was on the metal stand at the Olympics.
[00:21:36]  So, yeah, that was wild.
[00:21:38]  That was a wild situation right there.
[00:21:39]  But he looked pretty good.
[00:21:40]  He looked good, dude.
[00:21:42]  Yeah.
[00:21:43]  I mean, it was actually a really good fight card when you consider it.
[00:21:46]  The fight that was between Jared Heard and Luis Arias was one of the most brutal fights I've ever seen in my time watching boxing.
[00:21:56]  It was unbelievable.
[00:21:58]  Oh, I didn't see it.
[00:21:58]  Unbelievable.
[00:21:59]  It was worth every penny of what anybody paid for that pay-per-view.
[00:22:03]  If you can still watch it, go watch it.
[00:22:06]  They sat in a phone booth.
[00:22:07]  It was boxing term when boxers are close to one another, and they just threw haymakers at each other the entire time.
[00:22:13]  Unbelievable.
[00:22:15]  Unbelievable.
[00:22:16]  And Jared Hurd ended up losing.
[00:22:18]  And it's probably, I doubt he'll fight.
[00:22:20]  Maybe he'll fight one or two times more, but I doubt it's going to happen anymore.
[00:22:23]  But it was unbelievable.
[00:22:25]  Great fight card.
[00:22:26]  Well done.
[00:22:26]  Entertaining.
[00:22:27]  Diaz Samero, great fucking job.
[00:22:29]  Yeah, they were funny.
[00:22:30]  I mean, and the other guy, Custer, the guy who was kind of like emceeing the whole thing from the desk.
[00:22:35]  And then there was a couple other guys that were with Dia Samero, and they all had really good chemistry.
[00:22:39]  It was great.
[00:22:40]  It was fucking great.
[00:22:42]  Why have we been watching elite boxers fight each other?
[00:22:47]  Like, why have we been watching elite boxers fight each other that we don't can't understand what they're fucking saying?
[00:22:52]  We pretend like we care about the sweet science.
[00:22:54]  I do just because I've been watching the sport my whole life.
[00:22:56]  But reality is, boxing is more like soccer.
[00:22:59]  America gets into soccer and wins the World Cup.
[00:23:02]  We all front like we know the fucking rules.
[00:23:03]  We don't know the rules.
[00:23:05]  We're just excited about America.
[00:23:06]  And we are as invested in America as we are in a YouTuber or another famous person, a celebrity, a musician, whoever the fuck they are, the people that we're invested in.
[00:23:15]  Let's just see them fight.
[00:23:16]  This is great.
[00:23:17]  You think this trend actually happens?
[00:23:19]  Like if you consider how the night was, you have an undercard that's pro-boxers, incredible entertainment, true to the sport.
[00:23:26]  And then you have to do that.
[00:23:27]  On that note, yes, on that note, and any boxer that's upset about this, shut your mouth.
[00:23:33]  You have the opportunity to be on a fight card that people actually care about.
[00:23:38]  You can have fun and go on your ESPN fight cards that get 30,000 people watching at 8 p.m. on Thursday.
[00:23:43]  Nobody cares about that shit.
[00:23:44]  Or you could fight in front of a million potential people, have a highlight reel knockout, and then have some super celebrity.
[00:23:51]  If you're a boxer that's upset by these famous people bringing eyeballs to your sport, you are a fucking idiot.
[00:23:57]  You are speaking as if you get punched in the face for a living.
[00:24:00]  And you do.
[00:24:01]  Like, this is the best thing possible for the sport.
[00:24:05]  That guy, Luis Arius, might get another opportunity to fight somebody that he would never get if he was fighting on some ESPN card.
[00:24:13]  Do we know any of the numbers yet?
[00:24:15]  No, but I assume it didn't do as well as Jake's for some reason.
[00:24:18]  And we don't know what the refunds are going to look like.
[00:24:21]  Oh, because Showtime was such a nightmare.
[00:24:23]  Think about that.
[00:24:24]  Oh, I thought they did that on purpose.
[00:24:26]  I thought that was like an East Town and Down or East, the Mayor of East Town thing.
[00:24:30]  That wasn't on purpose.
[00:24:31]  Bro, that show's too new for you to bring up as a Mayor of East Town.
[00:24:35]  Okay, so the Mayor of East Town is this HBO show, and on the season finale, like halfway through, the right at the start.
[00:24:41]  Oh, right at the start, the stream went down.
[00:24:44]  And HBO claims it was maybe like overflooded, blah, blah, blah.
[00:24:48]  But I only know about that show because of all the media and press that it got after the shutdown.
[00:24:57]  So now it goes viral on Twitter.
[00:24:58]  You can't pay for that type of virality.
[00:25:00]  I mean, that's like tens and millions of dollars worth of PR.
[00:25:04]  Eli Musk breaking the window of Unbreakable.
[00:25:06]  Exactly.
[00:25:06]  Yeah.
[00:25:07]  Right?
[00:25:07]  A live event, though.
[00:25:09]  Yeah, especially in a time where they're competing against Dazon and Triller to like.
[00:25:14]  Yeah, a live event is definitely different.
[00:25:16]  Don't get me wrong, but I am skeptical because it adds so much excitement to it, right?
[00:25:20]  You get so much virility.
[00:25:21]  Everybody's on Twitter.
[00:25:22]  Everybody's on Instagram.
[00:25:23]  What the fuck is going on?
[00:25:24]  Why isn't Showtime working?
[00:25:25]  Why isn't Showtime working?
[00:25:26]  And now the casual casual just goes, what the fuck is on Showtime?
[00:25:29]  Maybe I should see what's on Showtime.
[00:25:31]  So that's why I'm always skeptical.
[00:25:32]  It probably didn't happen with this event, but I 100% believe that HBO did that shit on purpose.
[00:25:36]  100%.
[00:25:37]  And if they didn't, they fucking should.
[00:25:38]  They should, right?
[00:25:39]  100%.
[00:25:40]  That's an interesting thing.
[00:25:41]  So the chatter in the UFC world, did you guys see Francis Nganu's?
[00:25:44]  Yep.
[00:25:45]  We need to talk about it.
[00:25:47]  This is Nganu's tweet.
[00:25:48]  It's crazy to think that Logan Paul, 0-1, just made $20 million on a boxing exhibition.
[00:25:54]  What are we doing wrong in caps?
[00:25:57]  And he was in the audience, by the way.
[00:25:59]  Paul Acosta said he's not fighting.
[00:26:01]  Paul Acosta is that guy, the big juice-up guy that Izzy took out.
[00:26:04]  I think he said he's not fighting until they work on fighter pay on the UFC.
[00:26:08]  So it is kind of interesting, the ripple effect of what the Paul brothers are.
[00:26:11]  I'm telling you, the Paul Brothers are breaking MMA.
[00:26:13]  It's fascinating to watch.
[00:26:15]  And Jake is the guy that started it.
[00:26:17]  Dana White has got to be like, what the fuck, bro?
[00:26:20]  Technically, it's Logan.
[00:26:21]  Logan.
[00:26:22]  Logan fucked this guy named KO.
[00:26:24]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:26:24]  I meant Jake was the one that went at UFC Fighters, and he started going specifically like, why are you getting paid so hard?
[00:26:30]  They're starting this movement.
[00:26:31]  This weekend in Miami was the Bitcoin conference and he did a panel with like, Tim Dylan and the physical Boss, Twins and he's, and he was calling Dana White a bitch at a huge conference for Bitcoin and he's just like, this is what we're doing.
[00:26:42]  These, these fighters aren't paid enough.
[00:26:44]  I need to hear the argument from, I need to hear the argument from Dana because yes, they're taking way more money from these fights right, but they have way more overhead right like, Like the UFC has, like actual physical facilities that they have to maintain.
[00:27:02]  They are their own promoter.
[00:27:06]  There are way more costs that they have.
[00:27:08]  Their overhead is way higher, the promoting of all these fighters, et cetera.
[00:27:12]  So I'd like to see what their takeaway is after you calculate in the PR that they're constantly pumping out for all their fighters.
[00:27:21]  They are the promoter for every fighter on the roster.
[00:27:25]  In boxing, that is not the case.
[00:27:27]  The WBC does not promote whoever's fighting for the heavyweight Tyson Fury.
[00:27:32]  Tyson Fury promotes Tyson Fury.
[00:27:34]  So if that's what you want to do, if you want to do MMA where you're your own promoter, that's fine.
[00:27:39]  I know a lot of those fighters in MMA right now that do not want to do that.
[00:27:42]  I know a lot of those guys just want to be gym rats, hang out there, let, what's it called, Dana White and the UFC build the folklore around them and then go out and fight.
[00:27:51]  And they'll take less money because they don't have to do it.
[00:27:53]  I mean, put it this way.
[00:27:54]  If you don't speak English, you're fucked.
[00:27:57]  If you don't speak English, there's no chance that you have of winning over an American audience without a promotional enterprise like the UFC helping you out.
[00:28:07]  So of course it's a...
[00:28:09]  If you didn't have Connor, how much would we give a fuck?
[00:28:12]  It's a great point.
[00:28:13]  Do any of the UFC fighters, besides like, obviously Connor, like get at least a tiny percentage of numbers?
[00:28:19]  So you're always at least hedging against.
[00:28:22]  You mean like of a pay-per-view?
[00:28:23]  I think they do.
[00:28:24]  Probably the elite elite.
[00:28:25]  Yeah.
[00:28:26]  But is there a way to give that to across the board to anyone that's on some of the main fights, even per set, even just they know.
[00:28:33]  Look, there's ways.
[00:28:33]  There's ways.
[00:28:34]  I guess what I'm trying to say is like, I need to know the numbers from the UFC side before I call them these like money grubbing pigs, right?
[00:28:41]  Because they might just have way more overhead than these, than Fan Mio or whatever it is, because Fan Mio doesn't need to promote the fight.
[00:28:48]  It's easy for the Paul brothers who have these like robust social media channels to say, hey, you should be paid more.
[00:28:54]  They should be paid more because they're doing the PR.
[00:28:57]  But if you don't have that, who should be paid more?
[00:29:01]  Right?
[00:29:02]  But still, even in regular boxing real fights, the purse is a lot bigger.
[00:29:07]  I think that goes down.
[00:29:09]  I think that goes down because I don't think regular fights are generating the income that they used to.
[00:29:14]  I think it's one of those things like, it's almost like baseball where it's like this legacy sport and the guys are already making so much.
[00:29:20]  And then eventually you're like, these TV deals are going to go down because nobody's watching baseball.
[00:29:24]  And once those TV deals go down, those huge salaries, they're going to start tanking as well.
[00:29:29]  I think the same thing will start happening with boxing.
[00:29:31]  And let's be serious with boxing.
[00:29:33]  Most boxers are making absolutely nothing.
[00:29:34]  We're talking about just the cream of the crop.
[00:29:36]  Yeah.
[00:29:37]  Your point still stands about overhead, but one of the reasons boxing viewership is down is because UFC is taking it.
[00:29:42]  Yeah.
[00:29:43]  They're dominating market share.
[00:29:44]  So even if overhead.
[00:29:45]  Why are they dominating market share?
[00:29:46]  Because their PR is better.
[00:29:48]  They're selling their fighters better.
[00:29:49]  They got fighters that have 10 losses that we still watch.
[00:29:52]  That doesn't exist in boxing.
[00:29:54]  Think about it.
[00:29:55]  Like, you can be a UFC fighter.
[00:29:57]  This is your job security.
[00:29:58]  You can be a UFC fighter.
[00:29:59]  As long as you're assigned to the UFC, we'll probably watch you.
[00:30:03]  If you're a boxer and you have 10 losses, we're asking you to retire.
[00:30:07]  We're going, hey, it's over for you.
[00:30:08]  You don't have a shot.
[00:30:10]  They're a legacy UFC guy.
[00:30:11]  Cowboy Cerrone, if he wants, can still fight.
[00:30:14]  Yeah, I'll watch it.
[00:30:15]  We'll still watch it.
[00:30:16]  The guy hasn't won, I think, in like five years or something like that.
[00:30:19]  It's unbelievable.
[00:30:20]  So once you're part of it, there's value to that machine.
[00:30:23]  How much of your salary is that worth?
[00:30:25]  How much of your salary is it worth you not having to win every single time you go out and still get paid the next time?
[00:30:31]  The same amount in boxing, you get paid the millions as long as you're winning.
[00:30:36]  The second you lose, you might be down to a tenth of your salary.
[00:30:39]  In the UFC, you make the same every single time with potential upside if you're maybe doing a pay-per-view or something like that.
[00:30:47]  All I'm saying is there might be an argument from their side.
[00:30:50]  Would I like them to get more?
[00:30:51]  Yes.
[00:30:52]  I want fighters to make all the fucking money, but I need to know the true numbers for the UFC before I say that they're just raping all the fighters.
[00:31:00]  Is that fair?
[00:31:01]  Yeah, but one thing that makes you skeptical of Rip is they have shareholders.
[00:31:05]  And if you got shareholders, that's the number one person you're trying to please.
[00:31:09]  So you're going to try to keep profits as high as possible to keep your stock price as high as possible.
[00:31:13]  So that's where I'm a little skeptical.
[00:31:14]  Also, I was wondering about UFC just now.
[00:31:17]  Is it popular because Amazon don't have profits?

=== El Salvador Bitcoin Adoption (12:42) ===

[00:31:22]  What do you mean?
[00:31:23]  Actually, the model now is you don't need profits.
[00:31:25]  You don't need a profitable business.
[00:31:27]  You need to keep your, your, your.
[00:31:28]  Yeah, you really just need the share price to be high.
[00:31:30]  And how is the share price high?
[00:31:32]  Is people are talking about your company and you will be able to believe that it'll grow.
[00:31:35]  Yeah.
[00:31:35]  So in a weird way, they don't even need a profit.
[00:31:37]  They can take all the money, dump it right back into business.
[00:31:39]  As long as WME stock goes up, WME owns a UFC.
[00:31:43]  Everybody's fucking happy.
[00:31:44]  Isn't it crazy?
[00:31:45]  That's valid.
[00:31:46]  What world do we live in right now where your business doesn't need to be profitable?
[00:31:51]  You just got to believe in it long term.
[00:31:53]  Fuck me.
[00:31:54]  Yeah.
[00:31:54]  What world we live in where you can have a fake currency that people dump tens of thousands of dollars and still do it after it keeps going down.
[00:32:03]  Yeah.
[00:32:03]  What world we live in?
[00:32:04]  You don't even buy anymore?
[00:32:05]  Yeah.
[00:32:06]  Yeah.
[00:32:06]  Were you convinced by the Bitcoin?
[00:32:07]  Me and Dana White.
[00:32:08]  You know what visionary is?
[00:32:09]  What can I say?
[00:32:09]  You don't sound that thrilled about it.
[00:32:11]  I'm just matter of fact about it.
[00:32:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:32:13]  I'm going to keep doing it every week.
[00:32:14]  What factor are you matter of about?
[00:32:16]  I'm going to keep doing it.
[00:32:18]  That's a fact.
[00:32:19]  Did you put some in this week?
[00:32:22]  Took a week off.
[00:32:27]  Me too.
[00:32:28]  I took a week off too.
[00:32:29]  Did you put some in last week?
[00:32:30]  No, no.
[00:32:31]  I took all the weeks off.
[00:32:32]  Yeah.
[00:32:32]  Did you hear every week off?
[00:32:34]  The thesis of the Winklevoss twins of where it's going to go to?
[00:32:37]  500K coin.
[00:32:39]  And their rationale is that if it's their rationale, I have a lot of them.
[00:32:44]  Why can't we just be honest about what it is?
[00:32:46]  I want to trash Bitcoin every single time I come on this podcast, but I know half a million people listen, and I don't want them to sell because then my shit goes down.
[00:32:53]  I'm too far committed to trash it.
[00:32:56]  You know what I mean?
[00:32:57]  It's like Bitcoin is, yeah, what is it, pot committed with the pot committed?
[00:33:02]  I'm pot committed.
[00:33:03]  I want to trash it.
[00:33:04]  I was able to trash NFTs because I didn't have any NFTs.
[00:33:07]  And NFTs, the price of NFTs is down 90%.
[00:33:11]  90%.
[00:33:12]  Like we fucking said.
[00:33:13]  I can't believe this baboon over here, Dove, trying to get me into NFTs every single week.
[00:33:17]  We're still doing it.
[00:33:17]  It's fake.
[00:33:18]  We're not doing it.
[00:33:19]  What's fake?
[00:33:20]  Stupid.
[00:33:21]  You're stupid.
[00:33:22]  You're stupid.
[00:33:24]  Hey, Dove.
[00:33:25]  Can I tell you something about NFTs?
[00:33:26]  You just won't do them because they're cheap.
[00:33:28]  Can I tell you something?
[00:33:29]  I got a hunch.
[00:33:30]  You got a hunch.
[00:33:31]  I got a hunch.
[00:33:32]  No, I definitely don't believe in it.
[00:33:34]  Everyone, write on the comment wall if we should NFT the Jameson bottle of.
[00:33:39]  You can't NFT a physical.
[00:33:40]  Well, that's what people are doing.
[00:33:41]  They're NFTing the actual episode, and then you get something physical.
[00:33:45]  You can NFT it.
[00:33:47]  If you have a virtual thing, no, but you can also include a real thing in it.
[00:33:51]  Listeners, right now, I want to tell you something.
[00:33:52]  I mean this sincerely.
[00:33:54]  Anything I say about Bitcoin, if it's positive, is a lie.
[00:33:57]  Okay?
[00:33:58]  If I say a single thing about Bitcoin that's positive, it is an absolute lie.
[00:34:02]  I would never recommend you putting your money in this absolute bullshit, but I'm too committed to it right now.
[00:34:07]  No, no, no.
[00:34:08]  I mean this sincerely.
[00:34:09]  If I say something negative, I meant that shit from my core.
[00:34:12]  But if I ever say anything positive about specifically Bitcoin or Ethereum, specifically Bitcoin or Ethereum, if I say a single thing that's positive about either of those things, Bat, I only got $90 in, so bat to the moon.
[00:34:24]  But there are other ones, I mean this sincerely.
[00:34:26]  I'm lying to you because I am too committed to that stock or crypto or whatever the fuck it is, that bullshit to lose all that money.
[00:34:33]  The second Bitcoin goes up to the point where I don't lose any money and I sell it all, I'm going to tell you how I really feel.
[00:34:39]  I'm going to tell you, and Winklevoss says, if you really believe in it so much, buy my shit for what I pay for it.
[00:34:45]  Buy my shit for what I pay for it, yo.
[00:34:48]  Buy my shit for what I pay for, and I'll be out the game right now.
[00:34:50]  I'll just talk all that shit every single week.
[00:34:53]  Every single week, I come here trashing crypto, fucking idiots.
[00:34:56]  Come Rocket, Cum Rocket.
[00:34:59]  Do you know that one?
[00:35:00]  Yeah, I heard of it, but it's not on Coinbase, so I don't fuck with it.
[00:35:03]  You got to be on Binance.
[00:35:05]  I'm not fucking with this.
[00:35:06]  Neither am I. Neither am I. Go, Watcotch.
[00:35:09]  Say your bullshit.
[00:35:10]  Guys, keep putting money in.
[00:35:12]  We're going to be all right.
[00:35:13]  To the moon.
[00:35:14]  To the moon.
[00:35:14]  Wait, what was that last one you guys said, though?
[00:35:16]  Come rocket.
[00:35:17]  No, no.
[00:35:17]  The one you said you have $90.
[00:35:19]  That was that.
[00:35:21]  What do you mean?
[00:35:21]  What is it?
[00:35:22]  It's all the same thing.
[00:35:23]  They're all the same.
[00:35:24]  It's nothing.
[00:35:24]  It's nonsense.
[00:35:25]  So, why do you choose to get into that one?
[00:35:27]  Because I was getting into it.
[00:35:28]  He got hustled.
[00:35:29]  He got hustled by some guy.
[00:35:30]  It's just whoever hustles you first is the one that's going to be.
[00:35:32]  I actually hustled myself on this one.
[00:35:34]  I was looking into crypto and I'm like, all right, let me try to learn about this.
[00:35:37]  I need one that's actually substantial, like one that I can feel like I'm doing something that could help it.
[00:35:44]  That is tied to this search engine called, what is it?
[00:35:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:35:49]  Brave or whatever you want to use.
[00:35:50]  I'd be having a bad thing.
[00:35:51]  Brave, brave.
[00:35:52]  So bat is tied to this search engine called Brave.
[00:35:54]  Brave was made by the people who made Chrome or some shit like that.
[00:35:59]  It's a search engine that doesn't have ads.
[00:36:03]  Essentially, what is that?
[00:36:04]  It's like a search engine where they can't track your data or whatever.
[00:36:07]  Like, track what you're doing.
[00:36:08]  They're like efficient.
[00:36:09]  Yeah.
[00:36:10]  So, and they, you get paid for using the search engine.
[00:36:14]  So specific ads pop up that I get are for you.
[00:36:17]  And if you feed that search engine with any content, you can make money on those ads.
[00:36:21]  And I'm like, okay, well, we make a lot of content.
[00:36:23]  We can put it on the Brave browser, whatever it is.
[00:36:26]  And then I can make money off of our content being on Brave or I can make money off people viewing our content on Brave instead of on Google Chrome or these other ones.
[00:36:38]  I'm like, okay, this is actually something substantial.
[00:36:40]  And you get paid in bat.
[00:36:41]  So I'm like, oh, this is something substantial.
[00:36:43]  And then I'm like, do I really want to type in fucking Brave every time I want to Google some shit?
[00:36:47]  Like, it's just too much.
[00:36:47]  And I was like, I'm not going to do this shit.
[00:36:49]  But this is me trying to actually find something real and substantial that's associated with crypto.
[00:36:53]  Ethereum.
[00:36:54]  Ethereum is just a, it's also a ledger.
[00:36:56]  It's a contract that goes on forever.
[00:36:58]  I mean, you see these words they use that mean nothing?
[00:37:00]  Yo, Doug, do you have a hickey, son?
[00:37:04]  Yo, turn that way.
[00:37:06]  Show them that side.
[00:37:06]  No, the other side.
[00:37:07]  You know what's up?
[00:37:08]  I don't let that happen.
[00:37:08]  This motherfucker got a hickey song.
[00:37:09]  Oh, you might have a nickel.
[00:37:11]  You see, that's.
[00:37:12]  Grow up, yo.
[00:37:13]  Yeah, you got to grow up, son.
[00:37:14]  You can't be having hickeys.
[00:37:15]  Grow the fucking up.
[00:37:16]  That was Wasabi that did that last night.
[00:37:18]  I was trying to say, it's all bullshit, dude.
[00:37:20]  It's all fucking bullshit.
[00:37:21]  The whole thing is bullshit.
[00:37:22]  I can't believe we're all falling for it.
[00:37:23]  It's unbelievable.
[00:37:26]  But with that said, to the moon, guys.
[00:37:28]  To the moon?
[00:37:29]  To what?
[00:37:29]  Pump and dump.
[00:37:30]  To the point where I get my money back.
[00:37:34]  If the shit went up to where I get my money back tomorrow, I'd probably keep it in because I'm like, it's going farther.
[00:37:40]  But real talk, I wish I wasn't in.
[00:37:42]  I do wish I wasn't in.
[00:37:44]  Damn.
[00:37:44]  I do.
[00:37:46]  Because there's no way that they're going to let it get to the point.
[00:37:48]  There's no way they're going to let it be worth a million dollars without it being centralized.
[00:37:52]  And the second it becomes centralized, as long as it's still making money, all these people like, it's decentralized.
[00:37:57]  And that's what's so powerful about it.
[00:37:58]  The second it's worth a million dollars and centralized, they're going to be like, well, it's worth a million dollars.
[00:38:02]  They're going to move.
[00:38:03]  They're going to move the goalposts as long as it fits them.
[00:38:06]  Be honest.
[00:38:06]  It has nothing to do with it being decentralized for you.
[00:38:09]  Take away power from the Fed.
[00:38:10]  You were teasing me about the Fed.
[00:38:11]  Now you all, the Fed is bad.
[00:38:13]  I'm on crypto before y'all.
[00:38:16]  Look at that shit.
[00:38:17]  Really?
[00:38:17]  This motherfucker was teasing me about the Fed, and now he's all out here like.
[00:38:21]  I guess at the end of the day, this investment is your fault.
[00:38:23]  What do you mean?
[00:38:24]  You lost yourself money on crypto by being so anti-Fed.
[00:38:28]  God damn, dog.
[00:38:29]  Come on.
[00:38:30]  You can't trust your own hunches.
[00:38:31]  I was anti-you making money, not anti-Fed.
[00:38:34]  I believe in the Fed.
[00:38:35]  I believe in institutions of power.
[00:38:38]  And I believe they will blow shit up to maintain that power.
[00:38:41]  That's what I believe.
[00:38:42]  So I cannot wait.
[00:38:43]  If America right now said, we own Bitcoin, we run that shit.
[00:38:47]  It is centralized.
[00:38:48]  I'll put all my money in Bitcoin.
[00:38:50]  So, you were crypto before I know what they said?
[00:38:52]  El Salvador said we accept Bitcoin.
[00:38:54]  I was like, This shit is done, it's over.
[00:38:56]  That's the best country y'all could get.
[00:38:57]  The best country y'all could get to accept Bitcoin is El Salvador.
[00:39:01]  It's barely a country, trailblazers.
[00:39:03]  Oh my god, Trailblazers.
[00:39:05]  That's the caravan, that's the caravan.
[00:39:07]  These people are leaving that country.
[00:39:10]  Transports, it takes people.
[00:39:11]  Build a wall, we take it.
[00:39:12]  Build a wall, build a wall, build a blockchain, build a wall, okay?
[00:39:16]  Build a wall out of whatever the fuck you want.
[00:39:18]  But unbelievable, the best country they could get was El Salvador.
[00:39:21]  How much they had to pay that motherfucker?
[00:39:22]  How much do you think they had to pay the president of El Salvador to lie on that stage right there?
[00:39:27]  $28, maybe they gave him what?
[00:39:30]  100 Bitcoin?
[00:39:31]  Let's be honest: a million dollars.
[00:39:33]  And he's like, Our country accepts Bitcoin.
[00:39:35]  For what, motherfucker?
[00:39:37]  Your country don't even have ceilings.
[00:39:39]  You can't even have ceilings.
[00:39:42]  Bitcoin.
[00:39:43]  35,000 has been the ceiling for the last few weeks.
[00:39:46]  All I'm trying to say is you can say your country accepts Bitcoin.
[00:39:49]  Y'all don't got no Bitcoin except.
[00:39:50]  Wait, wait, you don't have any Wi-Fi.
[00:39:52]  You don't have any internet connection.
[00:39:53]  Motherfuckers are living in poverty.
[00:39:55]  Who got Bitcoin?
[00:39:56]  The people that are making little, what do they make on the side of the street in El Salvador?
[00:40:03]  Those little bracelet things.
[00:40:04]  People making bracelets on the side of the street.
[00:40:06]  They accept Bitcoin.
[00:40:06]  Yeah, they sell mangoes.
[00:40:07]  They sell mangoes on the side of the street.
[00:40:08]  They're selling corn with the mayonnaise on the side of the street.
[00:40:11]  Rich.
[00:40:11]  Unbelievable.
[00:40:12]  People got excited about this.
[00:40:13]  We accept Bitcoin.
[00:40:14]  Who?
[00:40:15]  Who in your country's accepting it?
[00:40:17]  It fluctuates so much.
[00:40:18]  It's like that mango is like, oh, 0.2 Bitcoin.
[00:40:21]  Up now, two hours later, now it's 0.5 Bitcoin.
[00:40:24]  Like, how the fuck are you going to start buying shit?
[00:40:26]  They got to really use that as a currency.
[00:40:28]  That makes no sense.
[00:40:29]  That's their currency already.
[00:40:30]  It's fluctuating like crazy.
[00:40:31]  If somebody paid you an El Salvadorian, whatever the fuck it is, you're going to be furious.
[00:40:35]  This is worth nothing.
[00:40:35]  Expansion, dog.
[00:40:36]  I wouldn't wipe my ass with El Salvadorian currency.
[00:40:38]  Charmin worth more than El Salvadorian currency.
[00:40:41]  Double ply.
[00:40:41]  I guarantee you that.
[00:40:42]  I guarantee you, double ply Sharman worth more than El Salvadorian currency.
[00:40:46]  Easy transition.
[00:40:47]  What's that?
[00:40:47]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:40:48]  Go to Bitcoin.
[00:40:48]  It's a great move.
[00:40:49]  You El Salvador.
[00:40:50]  The best country they could get was El Salvador.
[00:40:52]  Ain't that also doing no capital gains tax?
[00:40:55]  What is that?
[00:40:55]  El Salvador.
[00:40:56]  They've been doing that.
[00:40:57]  Oh, that's kind of fun.
[00:40:58]  On Bitcoin.
[00:40:59]  What does that mean?
[00:40:59]  So they go, like, if you have mad Bitcoin, you can.
[00:41:01]  Oh, and you want to sell it at the end of the year.
[00:41:02]  You don't have to pay anything.
[00:41:03]  So it's going to be like a haven for people to put Bitcoin to pull money out of.
[00:41:08]  You think America ain't going to get that money?
[00:41:09]  Try to bring that shit into America.
[00:41:11]  That's true.
[00:41:12]  We're going to get that money.
[00:41:14]  I am so anti-crypto, it's unbelievable.
[00:41:21]  You're killing it for everybody.
[00:41:23]  I really am.
[00:41:24]  I really am because I know it annoys me the most about it.
[00:41:29]  I like that you go now that you're taking the position like you just don't know anything, you have a hunch.
[00:41:33]  But like a lot of these crypto people, they act like they know it.
[00:41:37]  Like, remember what was your boy Ross that was on the pod that was on the shows this weekend.
[00:41:42]  He was like, the one I'm into is XRP because it's the banking one.
[00:41:45]  It's religion, dog.
[00:41:47]  It is religion.
[00:41:47]  You just pick your religion and go, this one sounds good.
[00:41:49]  You gotta have faith.
[00:41:51]  You gotta have faith, dog.
[00:41:53]  I have faith in nukes.
[00:41:55]  So if America goes, this is our coin, I'm in it.
[00:42:00]  100%.
[00:42:01]  But if you think for a second, America is going to let a bunch of these fat fucking nerds make millions of dollars out of nowhere and not come to collect, you're out your goddamn minds.
[00:42:12]  But don't you think the way that there's millions of people talking crypto and conferences, this is what like Wall Street traders were doing on the floor.
[00:42:18]  They were having these nerdy ass talks about buying this thing versus that thing and selling.
[00:42:22]  Now everyone's at the party.
[00:42:24]  No.
[00:42:24]  This is their thing.
[00:42:25]  I'm still buying apartment buildings, multifamily.
[00:42:29]  Guys, what's that?
[00:42:30]  Seven fund, those rental properties.
[00:42:32]  You want to do that?
[00:42:33]  I don't want crypto.
[00:42:34]  Oh my God, I'm getting so fucking heated by this.
[00:42:38]  It's driving me crazy.
[00:42:39]  What do you think we should do investment-wise?
[00:42:42]  I'm bad with that.
[00:42:43]  I only know how to invest on myself.
[00:42:44]  I would tell you straight up: if I don't, if I can't touch it, I don't know how to make money on it.
[00:42:49]  I have to be able to touch it.
[00:42:51]  But if I can manipulate it myself and put work into it, I can make money.
[00:42:55]  But I don't know how to just give money to a company and then trust that they do some shit.
[00:42:59]  Introduce a new Schultz coin today.
[00:43:02]  Yeah, I mean, I just don't know what the coin is.
[00:43:04]  Like, I don't know what I would do with the coin.
[00:43:05]  But if it's invested, if you just trusted your gut, no, I wouldn't.
[00:43:09]  You got a strong gut.
[00:43:10]  No, the same reason I'd be a bad coach.
[00:43:13]  I'd be a bad, like, a drafter.
[00:43:15]  Punches.
[00:43:16]  Because you'd be looking at companies and you'd be like, I know that company is going to make it.
[00:43:21]  I bet you looked at Amazon 15 years ago and you were like, you know what?
[00:43:24]  This shit is all right.
[00:43:25]  No.
[00:43:26]  I was like, who reads?
[00:43:28]  Google?
[00:43:28]  You can look at Google and think, yo, that's the shit.
[00:43:30]  Google, that's the search engine of the people.
[00:43:32]  No, I thought I was like the late adopter to Facebook.
[00:43:35]  I was like, this is corny.
[00:43:37]  I'm still not on TikTok.
[00:43:38]  Said Netflix is dead.
[00:43:40]  Said Netflix is dead.
[00:43:41]  Trust me.
[00:43:41]  Don't trust my decision.
[00:43:42]  When it comes to investing in companies, don't trust it.
[00:43:44]  I only know how to invest in myself.
[00:43:46]  Because I can find a way to problem solve and make it work.
[00:43:48]  But if I give you money, I don't know if you're as good as a problem solver as me.
[00:43:51]  You're right.
[00:43:52]  Schultz coin.
[00:43:53]  Let's do it.
[00:43:53]  Let's go.
[00:43:54]  Only way it's going to work.
[00:43:55]  But I don't know what we do with it.
[00:43:56]  We can't do it.
[00:43:58]  What are we going to do with this coin?
[00:43:59]  I don't know what the fuck is going on.
[00:44:00]  Get a Schultz coin.
[00:44:01]  Coin I don't even believe in, but you might.

=== Banned Nations Competing Alone (03:09) ===

[00:44:04]  Don't do it.
[00:44:05]  If I ever try to sell a coin, don't do that shit.
[00:44:07]  Telling you right now.
[00:44:08]  Don't do it.
[00:44:10]  I mean that shit.
[00:44:10]  Don't do it.
[00:44:11]  If I ever sell a coin, don't do it.
[00:44:14]  So what are you saying?
[00:44:15]  Crypto is dead?
[00:44:16]  Because those usually mean, you know.
[00:44:18]  Crypto's dead.
[00:44:20]  I'm not into crypto.
[00:44:21]  I'm investing in big time.
[00:44:22]  Crypto is dead.
[00:44:23]  NFTs are dead.
[00:44:27]  That means we're going to the moon.
[00:44:28]  We're going to the moon.
[00:44:29]  Crypto's dead.
[00:44:30]  NFTs are dead.
[00:44:31]  Look at the stock price or whatever that shit is of Bitcoin right now.
[00:44:34]  I guarantee it is green for the next three months.
[00:44:36]  Crypto is dead.
[00:44:37]  NFTs are dead.
[00:44:39]  None of this shit works.
[00:44:40]  Take your money out immediately.
[00:44:41]  Save what little you have left.
[00:44:43]  Any NBA?
[00:44:44]  Yeah, let's talk some NBA.
[00:44:45]  Okay.
[00:44:46]  Your Knicks lost.
[00:44:46]  My Mavericks lost.
[00:44:48]  Yep.
[00:44:48]  What do you think of that in general?
[00:44:49]  LeBron lost.
[00:44:50]  Do you have any interest anymore in the playoffs?
[00:44:52]  No.
[00:44:53]  I mean, this is the worst thing that could have happened to the NBA.
[00:44:55]  Yeah.
[00:44:56]  Like, nobody wants to see an Atlanta Hawks Philadelphia 17.
[00:45:00]  Yeah, like no one cares about that series.
[00:45:02]  Like, they're bringing out WWE wrestlers to get some interest in the game.
[00:45:07]  Yeah.
[00:45:07]  I'm enjoying it, but I know, and I'm always like, oh, big market team.
[00:45:11]  That's what we all say.
[00:45:12]  It's fancy.
[00:45:13]  You need the big market teams because casuals are done.
[00:45:16]  The Clippers, you don't give a fuck about the Clippers.
[00:45:19]  You know what's really interesting is like people go, people say there's criticism of boxing or MMA and that kind of stuff like that.
[00:45:25]  It's like, oh, you're destroying the sanctity of the sport.
[00:45:28]  Like, how are you going to let these YouTubers and these influencers into the sport?
[00:45:31]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:45:32]  It's like, they are the Knicks.
[00:45:34]  They are the Lakers.
[00:45:35]  They have the big market team that bring in the casuals.
[00:45:38]  Nobody wants to see the Indiana Pacers play the Atlanta Hawks.
[00:45:41]  That would be the worst Eastern Conference finals in the history of New York.
[00:45:45]  It reflects in the ratings.
[00:45:46]  Anytime there's not one of these massive market teams or dynasties in the ratings, it's always down.
[00:45:51]  Absolutely.
[00:45:51]  Abysmal.
[00:45:52]  I mean, they changed the playoffs hoping that the Warriors would get in.
[00:45:56]  Yeah.
[00:45:56]  Right?
[00:45:57]  They literally changed the format of the playoffs.
[00:45:59]  Please get set, Steph Curry, in there.
[00:46:01]  Please, please.
[00:46:02]  We need to make money on this first round because we know LeBron ain't making it past that.
[00:46:06]  And so now we're going to have to watch the Phoenix Suns and the fucking Utah Jazz.
[00:46:10]  I mean, again, I'm going to enjoy it.
[00:46:13]  I don't blame anybody who's like, that shit sounds awful.
[00:46:16]  Yeah.
[00:46:16]  Yeah.
[00:46:16]  I just don't care.
[00:46:17]  I haven't been as invested.
[00:46:18]  Even the Nets with all their all-stars.
[00:46:20]  It's just like, all right, they just turn it on and then they just have a blowout.
[00:46:25]  It's not even that fun.
[00:46:26]  The Nets aren't even that hatable.
[00:46:27]  Like, they're so, how are you that boring as a super team?
[00:46:30]  Yeah, I know.
[00:46:31]  You know what it is?
[00:46:32]  You know what it is with the Nets specifically is that if this was the World Cup, the Nets would be the we don't have a country team.
[00:46:44]  You know, like you know, in like the Olympics, where you compete for yourself because you can't compete on behalf of your country.
[00:46:51]  I know, yeah.
[00:46:52]  So, it's like if your country got banned, like Russia got banned, so you got to compete on behalf of yourself.
[00:46:56]  Like, ain't nobody give a fuck about you competing for you, right?
[00:46:59]  Like, this guy be bigger than you, and no one cares about the Nets.
[00:47:02]  I don't care who you are.
[00:47:03]  Maybe if you're a New Jersey fan, but if you were from New Jersey, you're a Knicks fan, let's keep it a buck.
[00:47:07]  Nobody was a Nets fan.
[00:47:08]  I went to Nets games as a kid because the tickets were way cheaper.
[00:47:10]  My dad was just driving us out, same with Clippers, right?

=== Liquid IV Hydration Break (02:50) ===

[00:47:13]  Like, you just go to because your dad wants you to sit closer to the floor, yeah.
[00:47:16]  Like, you could actually sit pretty close as a kid, and it was an amazing experience, but there were no Nets fans.
[00:47:22]  There were no Nets fans then, there's no Nets fans now.
[00:47:25]  So, now you have this super team, but nobody really cares about it.
[00:47:28]  If the Nets win, nobody in New York will care about it.
[00:47:30]  You know what?
[00:47:31]  People are gonna argue, we're gonna fake it, but it's not gonna mean anything.
[00:47:36]  Now, here's a perfect argument to your point.
[00:47:37]  And if you're born in Brooklyn, you're a Nets fan, fine, I don't blame you, but nobody is talking about how good it is that the Nets are good when the Knicks had three playoff games at home.
[00:47:47]  Yeah, all you heard about was, Man, it's so good to have the garden rocket.
[00:47:51]  Oh my god!
[00:47:52]  Like, I saw people in Dallas being like, Dude, I got emotional watching that.
[00:47:55]  Like, New York basketball is back.
[00:47:57]  Nobody's doing that for the Nets.
[00:47:58]  All right, guys, we're gonna take a break for a second because I need to make sure that you're not getting hungover anymore because there's a way to cure it.
[00:48:04]  All right, and it's not to stop drinking alcohol, it's not.
[00:48:08]  You don't have to stop drinking alcohol.
[00:48:09]  There are other things you can do to hydrate your damn self so that you can be good the next day.
[00:48:14]  And Liquid IV is the one that I do.
[00:48:16]  I'm not playing with you.
[00:48:18]  If I am drinking, by the end of the night, I am taking a Liquid IV, especially the hydration booster, boosted three times.
[00:48:25]  You're getting three times the hydration when you drink that.
[00:48:27]  I might wake up in the morning and run it back.
[00:48:29]  This is what we're doing.
[00:48:30]  I do it regularly, I do it throughout the day just because I want to stay hydrated.
[00:48:33]  Sometimes I'm too lazy to grab more water.
[00:48:35]  Who wants to drink three waters in a fucking row?
[00:48:37]  Why don't you just drink one with liquid IV in it?
[00:48:41]  This is a no-brainer.
[00:48:42]  Liquid IV.
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[00:49:07]  Just fucking drink it so you feel better.
[00:49:09]  This is such a no-brainer.
[00:49:11]  Okay, you want me to get into it?
[00:49:12]  Let's get into it.
[00:49:13]  It's got the cellular transport technology.
[00:49:15]  The optimal ratio of glucose, sodium, potassium delivers water and nutrients into the bloodstream.
[00:49:21]  And that's what you need to break that hangover.
[00:49:23]  It's the perfect balance to help you hydrate more quickly and effectively than water alone.
[00:49:28]  It's water with steroids.
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[00:49:32]  Everything's better with steroids.
[00:49:33]  One stick of liquid IV and 16 ounces of water can give you as much hydration as two to three bottles of plain water.
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[00:50:01]  All right, Mark, what else we got?

=== Fauci Virus Research Funding (14:59) ===

[00:50:03]  All right, so we can talk about Fauci going off.
[00:50:06]  Oh, yes.
[00:50:08]  They're sacrificing Fauci.
[00:50:10]  This is really interesting to see.
[00:50:11]  Fauci going off.
[00:50:12]  What's happening with this?
[00:50:14]  So, I mean, this is me doing like basic research, but basically, Rogan had a dude on his podcast that started talking about, excuse me, Rogan had a dude on his podcast that started talking about Fauci's connection to what is it called?
[00:50:30]  Something game of function of function research into COVID viruses or coronaviruses.
[00:50:38]  Okay.
[00:50:39]  And gain of function research is they basically like juice up the coronavirus.
[00:50:44]  Yeah.
[00:50:44]  And to see how vaccines would work against it.
[00:50:49]  Okay.
[00:50:50]  Okay.
[00:50:50]  So they're like, if we make it on steroids, would it the vaccine still work?
[00:50:55]  Right.
[00:50:56]  And they stopped this under Obama because they thought it was dangerous because they're creating a virus that we don't have any cure for.
[00:51:04]  And if that got out of the lab, it could potentially kill a lot of people.
[00:51:07]  Right.
[00:51:08]  Maybe even cause a global pandemic.
[00:51:10]  In 2017, under Fauci's tutelage, because I guess he's the guy that has to sign off on all these things, they continued that research.
[00:51:18]  So now this is under Trump, right?
[00:51:20]  So Fauci, the guy who's coming out and saying like, yo, Trump got rid of the pandemic team or whatever the fuck it is, is also the guy who was like, yo, we started doing this wild ass research again.
[00:51:30]  That research was happening in the Wuhan lab, right?
[00:51:36]  And was funded through an organization that I believe Fauci has to give the sign-off on.
[00:51:44]  So I think they funded it to the tune of like $600,000.
[00:51:47]  And through, it's kind of like murky, but I guess it does eventually go back to Fauci, right?
[00:51:54]  So they're funding this research in the Wuhan lab.
[00:51:57]  And I guess there were a few people that worked in that Wuhan lab that did get sick with something and were hospitalized.
[00:52:03]  After getting sick with something and being hospitalized, I think this is in November at the time, if I'm not mistaken.
[00:52:10]  So it looks like this whole pandemic was started from a lab leak from gain of function research.
[00:52:20]  Now, this is important for a couple of reasons.
[00:52:23]  One, Fauci said there's no way that that happened.
[00:52:27]  He was all about the bat theory, right?
[00:52:29]  It's a bat.
[00:52:30]  These Chinese people eat bats.
[00:52:32]  And we're so fucking racist, we're just like, yeah, of course they eat bats.
[00:52:34]  Like this is how this shit works.
[00:52:37]  And we all believe it's bad.
[00:52:39]  And he shot down this idea that it came from gain of function research or it was genetically engineered.
[00:52:44]  Now, the reason why it's important is because I think when Indian scientists first looked at it, they said, this looks genetically engineered.
[00:52:50]  Australian scientists first look at it.
[00:52:52]  They were like, yo, this looks genetically engineered.
[00:52:54]  Like, I think we made this shit or somebody made this shit.
[00:52:56]  And it was shot down.
[00:52:58]  Not only was it shot down, if you said that it looked genetically engineered on social media, they brought down your posts.
[00:53:04]  Apparently, like Fauci and I think Zuckerberg spoke and Zuckerberg is like, yo, how can I help with like the information that's going out here?
[00:53:12]  And I think the conversation was we should yank down anything that says that this is man-made because it's not man-made.
[00:53:19]  It comes from bats.
[00:53:20]  There's all these press conferences where he's basically saying this virus is consistent from coronaviruses that could have gone from a bat to a human being and that's what it would look like.
[00:53:30]  When he very well knew that that is bullshit.
[00:53:33]  So he was not only lying to the American people, being exalted as this fucking hero in the process, but also ripping down quote-unquote fake news or misinformation that was existing on these social media platforms that actually could have given us a little bit more understanding of what we were actually dealing with and put some responsibility on the people who fucked it up in the first place.
[00:53:56]  Obviously it leaked in the lab in China, which is fucked up.
[00:53:58]  But if we're funding that research, we're partially responsible too.
[00:54:02]  It's on both.
[00:54:03]  I mean, don't get me wrong, the NLB all is probably the lab because you have to take the safety precautions necessary so these fucking viruses don't go out and cause a global pandemic.
[00:54:11]  But if we know that they're not taking those precautions and this lab isn't good enough to do this research, why the fuck are we funding it?
[00:54:16]  Yeah.
[00:54:18]  So it's a really interesting situation where Fauci has been, you know, kind of like deified during this whole process.
[00:54:25]  But the reality is he knew some shit that he wasn't sharing with us and allowed himself to become a fucking, you know, what is it, a pandemic god and wrote a fucking book.
[00:54:35]  It seems like everybody who writes a book during the pandemic ends up fucking up big time.
[00:54:38]  Like Cuomo wrote a fucking book.
[00:54:40]  This guy wrote a fucking book.
[00:54:40]  I don't know where they get the time to write their fucking books.
[00:54:42]  But point being, I mean, like, they've got to sacrifice the guy.
[00:54:47]  The Dems got to sacrifice the guy.
[00:54:49]  All these people who are like the Fauci enthusiasts, they got to sacrifice him.
[00:54:51]  The guy fucking lied.
[00:54:52]  Got to go.
[00:54:53]  Bare minimum lied.
[00:54:54]  Bare minimum.
[00:54:55]  Am I missing anything here, Mark?
[00:54:56]  I mean, we can't necessarily conclusively say that the lab leak theory is like confirmed.
[00:55:02]  It's not confirmed, but all of a sudden, it's way more plausible.
[00:55:06]  It's also worth denoting that, like, the idea that it's man-made versus like humanly modified. is not necessarily synonymous with a lab leak like inherently.
[00:55:16]  So like people are like, oh, it's a bioweapon from China and they made it on purpose and then leaked it out to like affect the world.
[00:55:22]  And that's not necessarily what this theory is producing.
[00:55:24]  This would be an accidental leak.
[00:55:25]  Right, true.
[00:55:26]  Totally accidental.
[00:55:27]  And that the virus actually is naturally occurring.
[00:55:29]  However, it's just modified and like the spike proteins were modified just to see like the gain of function research research stuff.
[00:55:34]  So it's like, to be more nuanced, it's difficult to say that it wasn't.
[00:55:38]  Yeah, it wasn't done with malicious intention, even on Fauci's part from gain of research, China's part, it leaked.
[00:55:43]  You could say this whole thing happened.
[00:55:45]  One thing I kept saying early on is like, I'd be having hunches.
[00:55:48]  I said, I don't know how this isn't man-made because basic ass science, I was like, okay, early on it causes a cough.
[00:55:55]  It affects your lungs.
[00:55:56]  You might need oxygen.
[00:55:57]  Then all of a sudden, I give it to Giannis.
[00:55:59]  He's shitting his brains out and it's affecting your digestive system.
[00:56:02]  Then people are fatigued.
[00:56:03]  Now they're losing your sense of smell.
[00:56:05]  None of these things I know to be linked.
[00:56:07]  There's a digestive system.
[00:56:08]  There's a respiratory system.
[00:56:10]  How the fuck is this affecting everything at once?
[00:56:13]  That doesn't seem naturally occurring to me.
[00:56:15]  That was my only logic, but I was like, this seems like it has to be man-made for that alone.
[00:56:19]  So this doesn't, it's very easy for me to be like, yep, this shit is man-made.
[00:56:24]  Accidentally leaked?
[00:56:25]  Absolutely.
[00:56:26]  Cool.
[00:56:26]  But it was man-made.
[00:56:28]  The other things to note, like in defense of Fauci, is that people are looking at people that emailed him and suggesting that like, oh, Fauci knew.
[00:56:35]  That's like the big trend.
[00:56:36]  I like read it in Twitter.
[00:56:37]  Like, oh, Fauci knew this.
[00:56:38]  Fauci knew that.
[00:56:39]  But it's like, just because someone emails someone doesn't necessarily mean, A, that they read it, two, that like they digested all the information that they're privy to all of it.
[00:56:47]  Fauci knew that people believed that it was man-made.
[00:56:51]  There's no way in hell that he didn't have a single conversation with somebody who said, it looks as if this was man-made.
[00:56:57]  Right.
[00:56:58]  He, in order for him to conclude the bat theory, he has to discredit man-made theory.
[00:57:04]  Right.
[00:57:04]  And he had no way to discredit it.
[00:57:06]  There wasn't enough time to do the actual research.
[00:57:08]  I just think it was a way better narrative to go, this came from a bat than potentially the research that I was funding.
[00:57:12]  That's fair.
[00:57:13]  And that's what I think people are being upset at him about.
[00:57:15]  They're like, of course you said it's bat.
[00:57:17]  Because if it wasn't bat, they're going to look into the numbers and see that you put $600,000 into that fucking lab where the shit leaked out of motherfucker.
[00:57:24]  And then more so to his lies, like someone asked him, I think Rand Paul asked him, have you ever, did this lab ever engage in gain of function research?
[00:57:32]  And he said no.
[00:57:33]  And he said, on the stand, under oath.
[00:57:36]  So I don't know if that's a semantics thing that like, oh, technically this lab wasn't working on gain of function research.
[00:57:41]  If it's not technically gain of function research, it's actually a different type of research.
[00:57:45]  Exactly.
[00:57:45]  He could get off on like, what is the term?
[00:57:49]  Technicality.
[00:57:50]  Technicality, right?
[00:57:50]  He could get off on a technicality, but it is interesting what's happening, man.
[00:57:54]  You know what?
[00:57:55]  We're all about to turn on Anthony Fauci.
[00:57:57]  You know what Alice calls in the question people who were like, AIDS is man-made.
[00:58:01]  And I remember my cousin telling me, if you look at this virus, Doctor, he said, if you look at this virus, I can see how people think it's man-made.
[00:58:07]  Like, it's so perfect.
[00:58:09]  And I remember a lot of people being like, word, y'all say this shit came from.
[00:58:13]  That's a Dave Chappelle joke.
[00:58:14]  Word, a monkey.
[00:58:15]  Somebody has sex with a monkey and then a human.
[00:58:17]  And now that to me seems like, oh, it seems like a very plausible cover-up to just say, oh, this came from an animal.
[00:58:23]  It came from a bat.
[00:58:24]  It came from a monkey.
[00:58:25]  When in reality, it could have very well been man-made.
[00:58:28]  Maybe not for nefarious, with nefarious intentions, but the shit could very well have been man-made.
[00:58:34]  Absolutely.
[00:58:34]  And then it could have leaked as well.
[00:58:36]  That's another thing.
[00:58:37]  To me, the most fascinating part from all the email leaks, which like, frankly, I think the headlines overexaggerated what was presented.
[00:58:44]  But the biggest thing was this guy, Peter Dazik.
[00:58:46]  Okay.
[00:58:47]  Is that he was apparently funding research at the Wuhan lab.
[00:58:51]  And then he was also coincidentally the person that Wuhan hired.
[00:58:54]  Or that the WHO hired.
[00:58:56]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:58:57]  In order to create the...
[00:58:59]  The WHO is the World Health Organization.
[00:59:00]  Yeah.
[00:59:01]  In order to do investigative research on the origins of the actual.
[00:59:04]  The guy who's funding the research that ends up causing the global pandemic potentially also just happens to be the guy that the WHO hire to investigate the lab where the pandemic leaked out of.
[00:59:16]  Of course, you're not going to get an honest investigation.
[00:59:18]  And I mean, there was a lot of criticism of the WHO during this period.
[00:59:23]  I'm not trying to say that, you know, Trump is right about that, but he was critical.
[00:59:28]  He could be right.
[00:59:28]  That's right.
[00:59:29]  He can be right.
[00:59:30]  It's okay.
[00:59:30]  He could be right.
[00:59:31]  And he could be wrong about a million other things.
[00:59:32]  You say the same thing about Alex Jones.
[00:59:34]  Alex Jones could be right.
[00:59:35]  Yeah.
[00:59:35]  You know, but he could also be wrong about a million other things.
[00:59:39]  Yeah.
[00:59:39]  So then basically he gets like Fauci gets an email the day after he's on Fox News or some major news network promoting the like bat to human theory and discrediting like the lab league theory.
[00:59:52]  This guy, Peter Dazik, shoots him an email and goes, yo, thank you so much for sharing the truth and discrediting the lab league theory, which obviously is false, blah, blah, blah.
[01:00:02]  And so him being in Fauci's emails, thanking him for his work and contributions to clearing up the narrative, so to speak, I thought was particularly interesting.
[01:00:11]  Now, where do you go with that?
[01:00:13]  I mean, basically what you just said, like this guy is like potentially responsible for funding research, potentially knew more than the average person as to like the origins of the virus, and then is thanking people in high places that are using their platform to try to help him get out clean.
[01:00:31]  I wonder if China and America had a conversation and they're like, yo, we're both responsible for this shit.
[01:00:37]  Maybe.
[01:00:38]  It came from a bat.
[01:00:39]  Yeah, maybe.
[01:00:41]  Like, you guys funded it.
[01:00:43]  You guys wanted to do this research.
[01:00:44]  It happened to be over here.
[01:00:46]  Yeah.
[01:00:47]  There's a specific thing, and I have a note here for it.
[01:00:51]  I'll actually look it up.
[01:00:52]  But like, there was a certain level of security that was necessary for this type of research.
[01:00:59]  Security, not like people know about it, but actual like physical security.
[01:01:03]  Like there's a certain like health requirement.
[01:01:05]  It was code.
[01:01:06]  It needed to be code four, but they were only at like code two.
[01:01:09]  So to continue doing it at that level is dangerous because it's not any barriers to a leak.
[01:01:18]  So they weren't even updating the lab for the necessary precautions.
[01:01:23]  Chinese shit, ain't it?
[01:01:24]  So who knows?
[01:01:24]  But it is interesting.
[01:01:26]  What if both parties are like, listen, we're both fucked up here.
[01:01:29]  We're going to say it came from a bat.
[01:01:31]  Because if it came from a bat, there's nothing we could do.
[01:01:33]  They'll make fun of you about your wet markets.
[01:01:34]  You could shut down the wet markets for a few weeks.
[01:01:36]  Big fucking deal.
[01:01:37]  But the reality is the whole world got shut down because of some American research in a Chinese lab.
[01:01:42]  Yeah.
[01:01:43]  And, you know, I was just about to say, that goes to what I was going to say, which was they're sacrificing Fauci, obviously, because there's no way he's the highest ranking person that knew about this.
[01:01:54]  There were a lot of people above him being like, yeah, you fucked up.
[01:01:57]  Bats.
[01:01:58]  This can't be on America.
[01:02:00]  This can't be on China.
[01:02:01]  Bats.
[01:02:02]  So who's above him?
[01:02:03]  That's what I'm trying to understand.
[01:02:04]  Like, who appoints him?
[01:02:06]  You brought up Trump.
[01:02:07]  If I'm Trump and I appointed this guy, I would.
[01:02:09]  Trump's in the middle.
[01:02:11]  He's been in.
[01:02:11]  I thought you said it was 2017, so it was when Trump.
[01:02:14]  Oh, it came back when Trump was in power, but he'd been working for the government for the last 30 years or something.
[01:02:19]  I think Jimmy Carter.
[01:02:20]  Yeah, he was popping during the AIDS epidemic.
[01:02:22]  Okay.
[01:02:23]  So when the research came back, that could still fit.
[01:02:25]  Matter of fact, epidemics just started with him.
[01:02:27]  Like, he might be the architect.
[01:02:29]  He was around her Spanish flu, probably.
[01:02:31]  Son.
[01:02:31]  Guys, mad on.
[01:02:32]  Fauci is there to start pandemics.
[01:02:34]  That's his job.
[01:02:36]  That's his fucking job.
[01:02:37]  Maybe he's Thanos.
[01:02:37]  Ebola, SARS, MERS.
[01:02:39]  That motherfucker was down for all of them.
[01:02:41]  AIDS.
[01:02:42]  AIDS as well.
[01:02:42]  That's when he really started to make his name.
[01:02:44]  Maybe he's trying to help us, though.
[01:02:46]  Maybe he's trying to help us, or maybe he's the guy that's put in there to fuck shit up.
[01:02:49]  Exactly.
[01:02:50]  He's trying to get rid of the...
[01:02:51]  He's trying to get rid of it.
[01:02:52]  Maybe he's trying to call the...
[01:02:53]  Bro, he's Thanos.
[01:02:54]  The herd.
[01:02:55]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:56]  Fauci is fucking Thanos, man.
[01:02:58]  Wow.
[01:02:59]  Comes through with the gain of function.
[01:03:01]  Wow.
[01:03:01]  Snap, snap.
[01:03:02]  Wow.
[01:03:03]  Anyway, it's just interesting times to see this happen because he was such a fucking hero and people about to flip on his ass so goddamn quick.
[01:03:10]  So what do you think happens?
[01:03:11]  He gets locked up?
[01:03:12]  Nah.
[01:03:12]  No.
[01:03:13]  These guys never get locked up.
[01:03:14]  Yeah.
[01:03:15]  Because locking him up would mean personal accountability for America.
[01:03:18]  Yeah.
[01:03:19]  Yeah.
[01:03:19]  Right?
[01:03:20]  It's a weird thing.
[01:03:21]  Like, we're tied.
[01:03:22]  And the people above him that allowed this to happen.
[01:03:24]  Because if you, if one of us does some horrendous shit, that's still on you.
[01:03:28]  Yeah.
[01:03:29]  You know what I mean?
[01:03:29]  So it's kind of in your best interest to be like, all right, man, let me take care of this.
[01:03:32]  Keep this shit quiet.
[01:03:33]  Let me take care of this.
[01:03:34]  It also proves all the right-wing guys correct.
[01:03:36]  You know what I mean?
[01:03:37]  They're loving this shit.
[01:03:38]  The Trumps, the Rampauls, Tank Cruz.
[01:03:40]  Yeah, they're all vindicated.
[01:03:42]  Because the whole time they were like, this guy Fauci doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
[01:03:44]  They were talking mad shit even before they knew anything.
[01:03:47]  They were just like, yo, fuck him forever.
[01:03:49]  But I get that.
[01:03:50]  I get that because the guy was making decisions that really weren't based on anything.
[01:03:53]  He was doing what I thought was the best.
[01:03:56]  What I thought, he was doing what he believed was the best decision for the time, making the best decisions for the time.
[01:04:03]  That's what every governor, anybody in power did, right?
[01:04:06]  Some were overly precautious, and then some were maybe not precautious enough.
[01:04:10]  Like some people would criticize DeSantis about that down Florida.
[01:04:13]  They'd be like, yo, man, you should have had more people with masks.
[01:04:15]  You should have done it.
[01:04:16]  Maybe you could have saved even more lives.
[01:04:17]  Right.
[01:04:18]  And then people were critical of Cuomo for the opposite reason.
[01:04:21]  They allowed people to go broke.
[01:04:22]  You allow people to go broke.
[01:04:23]  You lost people's livelihoods.
[01:04:24]  They might be a lie, but they have no livelihood.
[01:04:25]  100%.
[01:04:26]  100%.
[01:04:28]  So I always assumed the best with Fauci.
[01:04:31]  I was like, he's being safe because that's his job is safety.
[01:04:33]  His job is not supposed to be, hey, go out there and wing it.
[01:04:36]  That's not what scientists do.
[01:04:37]  You go to your dentist.
[01:04:38]  He tells you to brush your fucking teeth three times a day and float somewhere.
[01:04:41]  That always bothered me.
[01:04:42]  Not always.
[01:04:42]  I read it a few months ago.
[01:04:43]  It was like a New York Times summary of an article.
[01:04:45]  I didn't read the whole shit.
[01:04:46]  Obviously, I'm me.
[01:04:47]  But they said something like, they knew early on masks helped.
[01:04:51]  And I remember them saying masks don't do anything.
[01:04:53]  And I bought into it, but I was like, they didn't.
[01:04:55]  Masks should help.
[01:04:56]  Yeah.
[01:04:57]  And they said that because they wanted to save masks for frontline workers.
[01:05:00]  So they just told all of us masks don't do anything.

=== Black Workers Frontline Struggles (05:04) ===

[01:05:03]  Instead of saying the real reason.
[01:05:04]  Which is A. If you told us that you were saving it for frontline workers, we would have bought all them shits.
[01:05:09]  There's a run on masks, but toilet paper all over again.
[01:05:11]  But at least at least you have to acknowledge that you, not you, but them, you set the precedent of lying.
[01:05:17]  Yeah.
[01:05:18]  You set the precedent of lying.
[01:05:19]  So why should we believe you?
[01:05:20]  Once you lie once, we can't believe you no more.
[01:05:22]  We're always going to be skeptical.
[01:05:23]  And you give the people who want to buy into the narrative that this whole thing is a hoax, et cetera, et cetera.
[01:05:27]  You gave them the ammunition.
[01:05:29]  Yeah.
[01:05:29]  Whether I agree with them or not, I can't disagree with the fact that you gave them the ammunition by lying off rip.
[01:05:34]  Yo, and you know what would have been a better idea?
[01:05:36]  To say nothing about masks until you know that the frontline workers had enough.
[01:05:39]  That's a great move.
[01:05:40]  Don't cause the mask drought, right?
[01:05:43]  If you talk about how there's not going to be any gas, everybody's going to run up and get the gas.
[01:05:47]  That's why we had the, there was a little gas shortage, I think, in a few states.
[01:05:51]  You said it was completely fabricated.
[01:05:53]  Yes and no.
[01:05:54]  Like there was an actual gas shortage, but it wasn't actually going to affect people's day-to-day lives.
[01:05:58]  But once people found out about the gas shortage, then they started buying it up and creating a shot.
[01:06:01]  The gas station buy my house in Florida was out of gas for two days.
[01:06:04]  So here's the thing with it.
[01:06:05]  I was talking to Mark about this.
[01:06:06]  Correct me if I'm wrong here, but like basically what happens is we always have like an extra week of gas.
[01:06:11]  Yeah, all these gas stations have massive wells of gasoline.
[01:06:13]  Right.
[01:06:13]  Yeah.
[01:06:14]  And it's there in case there's a shortage.
[01:06:16]  When there's a shortage, as long as people just go out to get gas in a normal way, they have that week that will tie them over until the next week.
[01:06:25]  It's going to get closed filled up against it.
[01:06:27]  Toilet paper.
[01:06:28]  Literally the same thing happened with 12.
[01:06:30]  Exactly.
[01:06:30]  So it caused hysteria.
[01:06:32]  Stop saying shit that's going to cause hysteria.
[01:06:33]  If you shut your mouth, we're going to be okay.
[01:06:36]  Maybe they, I don't know.
[01:06:37]  It's tricky.
[01:06:38]  It's tough because you are thinking these are the frontline workers risking their lives more than anybody else.
[01:06:42]  We'll lock everybody else up.
[01:06:44]  These guys can't be locked up.
[01:06:45]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:06:46]  But you can't lie because if you get caught, it's not worth it.
[01:06:50]  That's the thing about honesty.
[01:06:51]  It sucks, but if you get caught in a lie, it's never worth it.
[01:06:55]  Honesty is always going to be more worth it than lying and getting caught.
[01:06:58]  That's facts.
[01:06:59]  And they fucked their whole credibility.
[01:07:00]  So now I'm a guy who believes masks work, but it's hard to argue with a guy who's like, yeah, I'm a cuck.
[01:07:05]  I'm a liberal cuck.
[01:07:07]  I'm a liberal cuck.
[01:07:08]  Do you wear a mask anywhere anymore?
[01:07:10]  Yeah.
[01:07:10]  I wear it when I know they need me to.
[01:07:12]  But yeah, now that I'm vaccinated, I don't feel the need.
[01:07:14]  Ubers?
[01:07:15]  Ubers, I took a line from you, which is you get in, and if the Uber guys wearing a mask, you say, hey, bro, I'm vaccinated.
[01:07:20]  If you don't want the mask, it's fine.
[01:07:23]  And then if they take theirs off, my shit is off.
[01:07:25]  Yeah.
[01:07:25]  But if they keep theirs on, then I'm like, most of the time, I haven't really run into that.
[01:07:31]  Most of the time, they've said, I have to keep mine on because Uber makes me.
[01:07:34]  You can take yours off.
[01:07:36]  Al walk through the whole airport with no mask on.
[01:07:38]  Fire, dog.
[01:07:39]  Both sides.
[01:07:40]  Fire.
[01:07:40]  Body, bro.
[01:07:41]  Orlando and New York.
[01:07:42]  No one said anything?
[01:07:43]  They said it to me.
[01:07:44]  I'm right next to him.
[01:07:45]  Yeah.
[01:07:46]  Literally the same TSA.
[01:07:48]  I walk in.
[01:07:48]  The lady looks at me.
[01:07:49]  Al's right behind me.
[01:07:50]  Looks at me and goes, sir, can you put on your mask?
[01:07:53]  I go, all right.
[01:07:54]  My roommates used to call that NF of BP, natural fear of black people.
[01:07:58]  They just don't want to say shit to you.
[01:07:59]  You could just cut in line with Andrew and they'll be like, sir, there's a line here.
[01:08:03]  That also makes sense.
[01:08:04]  No, no, you're fine.
[01:08:05]  If you have the mask and you're not wearing it correctly, it's easier to be like, yo, wear it correctly.
[01:08:08]  Whereas if you don't have a mask, they're like, I'm not dealing with this.
[01:08:10]  No, but I'm not sure.
[01:08:11]  No, you said that.
[01:08:11]  No, we had no mask on.
[01:08:13]  Oh, you didn't have a mask on?
[01:08:14]  I had no mask on.
[01:08:14]  He had no mask on.
[01:08:16]  I thought it was his beard.
[01:08:19]  I thought it was his beard, and they like somehow saw it as mask.
[01:08:21]  Al's a different theory.
[01:08:22]  No, it's because I'm black.
[01:08:23]  They don't want that confrontation.
[01:08:25]  Be like, oh, why are you doing this?
[01:08:26]  Because I'm black.
[01:08:26]  And then once we pull that card, it's interesting because it's a little bit removed from your theory, which is like a 90s theory.
[01:08:34]  Yeah.
[01:08:34]  Which is like they're afraid a black guy's going to do something physical.
[01:08:37]  No, they're afraid of being called racist.
[01:08:39]  Yes.
[01:08:39]  The fear has changed.
[01:08:41]  It's really interesting.
[01:08:42]  Before the fear was they were racist and they thought a black person would do something fucked up to them.
[01:08:47]  And you thought that because you're racist.
[01:08:49]  Now they're not racist.
[01:08:51]  I mean, who knows?
[01:08:52]  But now they're not racist, but their fear is someone thinking they are.
[01:08:56]  So they won't even say a single thing to a black guy.
[01:08:59]  Yeah, I'm not afraid of getting hurt by black people.
[01:09:00]  I'm afraid of getting canceled by black people.
[01:09:02]  Yes.
[01:09:03]  That's funny.
[01:09:04]  So you really believe that's the case?
[01:09:06]  I don't know.
[01:09:07]  I didn't subscribe to it, but maybe it is.
[01:09:10]  Because they are such in the right in that moment.
[01:09:12]  And also all the TSA workers are fucking Dominicans and shit.
[01:09:14]  Like, they don't give a fuck.
[01:09:16]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:09:17]  If it wasn't, that's the moment to prove you're not racist at all by being like, hey, black guy, put on your mask.
[01:09:23]  I mean, I'm going to say black guy, I think.
[01:09:26]  That's a couple.
[01:09:27]  Hey, black guy, maybe you don't start that sentence with.
[01:09:29]  Yeah, that was an implied thing.
[01:09:30]  But hey, hey, buddy, put on your mask.
[01:09:32]  Hey, buddy, put on your mask.
[01:09:34]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:09:34]  Even buddy, I think, is kind of dangerous.
[01:09:36]  Why?
[01:09:37]  It's like close to boy.
[01:09:38]  Canadian.
[01:09:38]  Buddy's like, boy.
[01:09:39]  Who's what you guys say is buddy?
[01:09:40]  Nah, but it's like kind of racist.
[01:09:41]  That's where I say buddy is from my Canadian.
[01:09:43]  Come on, black guy, buddy.
[01:09:44]  I don't know, man.
[01:09:45]  Yeah.
[01:09:46]  Yeah, buddy, you could call.
[01:09:47]  Boy, you can't call.
[01:09:48]  You're just like king.
[01:09:49]  God damn.
[01:09:49]  You get an ass whooping for that.
[01:09:51]  But boy is so great.
[01:09:52]  Like, what's up, boy?
[01:09:54]  Like, I would say that.
[01:09:55]  You say that.
[01:09:56]  But you can't, it's contextual.
[01:09:57]  Yeah, it really is.
[01:09:58]  You can't.
[01:09:59]  It's like bitch.
[01:10:00]  Black people is contextual to a woman.
[01:10:02]  But it's also.
[01:10:03]  Oh, I hear what you're saying.
[01:10:04]  I mean, if you're talking to a girl like, hey, bitch, that's a problem.

=== Gamer Subs Pool Metaphor (03:15) ===

[01:10:07]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:10:08]  You're like, who's this cute ass bitch?
[01:10:10]  Are we going to get the bitches in the pool?
[01:10:12]  That was an iconic line from Jelly Roll, bro.
[01:10:16]  So we're going to get the bitches in the pool, and the bitches were right there.
[01:10:19]  They're just sitting right there.
[01:10:20]  Legendary.
[01:10:20]  Absolutely nothing.
[01:10:21]  Speaking of bitches, I almost saw your dog get decapitated last night.
[01:10:24]  Oh, yeah, my dog does this thing where it shits like basically in the street.
[01:10:30]  So, Andrew, we were watching the fight.
[01:10:32]  We have to go and take the dog on the last walk because he lost the battle.
[01:10:36]  This girl.
[01:10:37]  So we're walking outside, and Andrew wanted this dog to shit so quickly and soon that he was willing.
[01:10:44]  The dog's head was hanging into the street.
[01:10:47]  He was.
[01:10:48]  And he's pulling it by the neck.
[01:10:49]  I see an oncoming car, and Andrew wasn't pulling the dog back because dog shitting itself.
[01:10:54]  Oh, they'd be taking their time, don't they?
[01:10:56]  No, no, this was something so easy in Miami because I just bring him to two patches of grass.
[01:11:02]  These are grass in New York is different.
[01:11:03]  There's no grass, it's concrete.
[01:11:05]  It's concrete.
[01:11:06]  It's concrete.
[01:11:07]  I'm trying to find grass.
[01:11:08]  I just realized it's concrete.
[01:11:10]  Yeah, but dude, the dog used to do it because all he knew was concrete.
[01:11:13]  And now I got him addicted to grass, and now he doesn't know what to do.
[01:11:16]  That's a good idea.
[01:11:16]  It's like an Eastern toilet for us.
[01:11:17]  That shit is a hole in the ground.
[01:11:19]  When you visit India, you'll see it.
[01:11:20]  You just can be like, I'll just hold it.
[01:11:21]  Yeah.
[01:11:22]  I just wait.
[01:11:23]  Yeah, that's a good metaphor, bro.
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[01:11:27]  That's why.
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=== Wedding Arranged Marriage Talk (14:38) ===

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[01:13:55]  Now let's get back to this.
[01:13:56]  Oh, oh, we got to talk about that.
[01:13:58]  That Indian shit that happened.
[01:13:59]  This was like the biggest fucking story.
[01:14:01]  I don't know why I was promoted so much, but I don't know.
[01:14:03]  Like, it was, did y'all notice this?
[01:14:05]  Yep.
[01:14:05]  Yeah, I was getting shocked how many people were sending it to me.
[01:14:07]  Son, TMZ did a report.
[01:14:09]  Like, everybody did a report on this.
[01:14:10]  I'm like, what's going on?
[01:14:11]  This is like the industry plant of stories.
[01:14:13]  Yeah.
[01:14:13]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:14]  Like, so basically, in India, this guy was going to marry this woman.
[01:14:18]  Yep.
[01:14:18]  And she had a heart attack.
[01:14:20]  Yep.
[01:14:21]  Died.
[01:14:22]  So he married her sister.
[01:14:23]  Yep.
[01:14:23]  Same day.
[01:14:24]  Absolutely.
[01:14:25]  And same thing.
[01:14:25]  At the wedding.
[01:14:26]  At the wedding.
[01:14:27]  Akash, how do you feel about this?
[01:14:29]  This guy's a king.
[01:14:30]  Okay.
[01:14:30]  I love this guy.
[01:14:31]  You know how much money went into that wedding?
[01:14:32]  Yeah.
[01:14:33]  This selfish hoe is gonna die the day of, bitch.
[01:14:35]  She can't wait two weeks.
[01:14:36]  You follow her, bro.
[01:14:38]  I honestly, I hate this fucking woman, dog.
[01:14:41]  Selfish.
[01:14:42]  Don't value money.
[01:14:43]  I'm glad this guy dodged a bullet not marrying her.
[01:14:45]  I don't know.
[01:14:46]  She got no values, this girl.
[01:14:47]  She don't hold on to nothing.
[01:14:49]  The sister was about it, dog.
[01:14:50]  That's a soldier.
[01:14:52]  Also, y'all forget it's probably an arranged marriage.
[01:14:54]  So who the fuck cares, really?
[01:14:55]  Yeah, he probably knew them the same amount of time.
[01:14:57]  It's the same genetics.
[01:14:58]  You're marrying the genetics in an arranged marriage.
[01:15:00]  I'm marrying the family.
[01:15:01]  I'm marrying the bloodline.
[01:15:02]  Bio dating.
[01:15:03]  Same bloodline.
[01:15:04]  Same bio data.
[01:15:05]  Jesus.
[01:15:05]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:15:06]  I mean, low-key, he might have given that bitch a heart attack to marry the sister.
[01:15:10]  Yo, you think the sister was fine?
[01:15:12]  I think if the sister's better, look, we need to compare them.
[01:15:14]  If the sister's better looking, you give a girl a heart attack.
[01:15:17]  She's 20 or who dies from a heart attack at 20 years old.
[01:15:19]  It never happened.
[01:15:19]  I don't think that's a real thing that happens.
[01:15:21]  I think he killed her sister.
[01:15:22]  Herself or the sister killed her sister so that she could be the chosen one.
[01:15:27]  We need to look into this broken.
[01:15:28]  He had a wedding gown that day.
[01:15:30]  Oh, why do you have a wedding gown?
[01:15:31]  Oh, you just happened to fit in that shit.
[01:15:32]  That's why you don't wear white to a girl.
[01:15:33]  She's older or younger.
[01:15:34]  Maybe she looks older.
[01:15:34]  She's getting a little desperate.
[01:15:37]  Nobody liked her.
[01:15:37]  She's like, look, this is my chance.
[01:15:39]  I got to plan everything perfectly.
[01:15:40]  Kill her the day of the wedding.
[01:15:42]  India's not wasting no six figures.
[01:15:44]  Indian rom-com.
[01:15:45]  Son.
[01:15:46]  That's why you can't wear white to a wedding.
[01:15:47]  Because if I see a girl wearing white at another girl's wedding, I'm assuming there's an assassination happening.
[01:15:51]  Wow.
[01:15:52]  Yeah.
[01:15:52]  Why are you so prepared?
[01:15:53]  Like, what's wrong with you?
[01:15:54]  Treacherous, treacherous.
[01:15:55]  It is kind of crazy, but if you look into your culture, it makes sense.
[01:15:59]  Oh, I can't believe this doesn't happen all the time.
[01:16:01]  In India, bro, it's a seven-day wedding.
[01:16:03]  Yeah, but they marry at like 17.
[01:16:05]  The girl's exhausted after seven days fucking dancing non-stop.
[01:16:08]  Like, I can't believe more women don't die at their weddings.
[01:16:10]  Of a heart attack?
[01:16:11]  Yes.
[01:16:12]  No.
[01:16:12]  They're up until four in the morning.
[01:16:13]  How late are you up the night before your wedding?
[01:16:15]  I don't think you sleep, to be honest with you.
[01:16:17]  That's my point, bro.
[01:16:17]  It's like Burning Man.
[01:16:19]  Yeah.
[01:16:19]  Nobody dies that we know of.
[01:16:22]  No, we do.
[01:16:23]  Nah, it's a cover-up, bro.
[01:16:24]  Literally, no.
[01:16:24]  Look at Fauci's emails, bro.
[01:16:25]  Watch what Fauci said about Burning Man.
[01:16:27]  Burning Now is that wife when they cremated the dead ass burning now.
[01:16:31]  So I just think it's interesting.
[01:16:33]  Like, what happens?
[01:16:34]  Like, Shorty dies, and everybody already is there.
[01:16:37]  Yeah.
[01:16:37]  And then it's India.
[01:16:39]  Motherfuckers die, yo.
[01:16:40]  People die riding the train.
[01:16:42]  She died.
[01:16:42]  That's what it is.
[01:16:43]  No, the brother commented.
[01:16:44]  They brought her dead body into the other room.
[01:16:47]  Had a team meeting because they still needed that dowry.
[01:16:50]  Swapped up and had the wedding with the dead sister in the other room.
[01:16:54]  She got to attend the wedding after almost that's very generous.
[01:17:00]  This guy is a hero, man.
[01:17:01]  We need to throw a parade for this man.
[01:17:03]  What a noble guy.
[01:17:04]  Because he saved the day, but so did she got saved, but he saved the day.
[01:17:08]  He saved it.
[01:17:08]  Because Shorty obviously wasn't married.
[01:17:10]  Lose her bitch.
[01:17:11]  Yeah.
[01:17:11]  And then he came through.
[01:17:12]  And then, I mean, I guess she hunger games it a little bit.
[01:17:15]  Like, she was just like, I nominated his tribute.
[01:17:19]  Yeah.
[01:17:19]  Right?
[01:17:20]  She pulled up, right?
[01:17:21]  And she was with it.
[01:17:22]  But he didn't even look her down.
[01:17:26]  Usually there's like a meeting at least once before, right?
[01:17:29]  He doesn't know who he's meeting.
[01:17:31]  He just blindly married this woman to save the day for everybody.
[01:17:34]  2021, dog.
[01:17:35]  You know, that's extreme.
[01:17:36]  That's like 1950s.
[01:17:38]  That's a reality show, baby.
[01:17:39]  We need to follow that family.
[01:17:40]  Yeah.
[01:17:41]  Didn't your parents meet the day of the marriage?
[01:17:43]  My dad didn't know he was getting married until the day of his wedding.
[01:17:45]  Neither did this girl.
[01:17:46]  So that's the same thing.
[01:17:47]  Yeah.
[01:17:48]  I don't see why this is that crazy.
[01:17:50]  My dad was at another wedding.
[01:17:52]  And then his cousins came up to him.
[01:17:54]  And there were like two cousins were like scared to tell him.
[01:17:56]  They're like, and he's like, somebody fucking tell me.
[01:17:58]  And they're like, you're getting married today.
[01:18:00]  He's getting fitted for clothes on the way there.
[01:18:02]  This should be happening.
[01:18:02]  Wait, wait, he was at another wedding?
[01:18:04]  He was at another family member's wedding.
[01:18:06]  And then he gets married the same day?
[01:18:08]  Had to leave that wedding to go to his own wedding.
[01:18:10]  Get the fuck out.
[01:18:12]  That's crazy.
[01:18:13]  Bruh, I'm saying.
[01:18:14]  I think your dad's a hero, yo.
[01:18:16]  Yo, more than you wouldn't say that if you saw him the rest of the marriage, but on that day, he was heroic.
[01:18:24]  You kind of undermining my point about this dude, but yet, yeah, that day he was heroic.
[01:18:28]  Yeah.
[01:18:29]  He did what he needed to do.
[01:18:31]  Now, do you know about this state where this happened?
[01:18:33]  Real quick, before we get into the state, we got to talk about how my man dodged a bullet with this heart attack lady.
[01:18:38]  Yeah, because she was going to have health issues the whole marriage.
[01:18:41]  Oh, my God.
[01:18:41]  He just popped up out of nowhere.
[01:18:42]  Yeah.
[01:18:43]  And that didn't show up in the bio data.
[01:18:45]  If anything, he should be upset at her family because her family knew who her heart was.
[01:18:49]  Where's the wonderlick?
[01:18:50]  Oh, yeah.
[01:18:51]  That's another thing.
[01:18:52]  You need to go into those tests.
[01:18:53]  You need to find out.
[01:18:54]  At least, give us the bride facts.
[01:18:57]  100%.
[01:18:58]  Bride facts is perfect.
[01:18:59]  Because if he did man Shamari or she saved that heart attack, he dies a week later.
[01:19:04]  He married a lemon almost.
[01:19:05]  She married a motherfucking lemon, bro.
[01:19:09]  Come on.
[01:19:09]  And Ma, what do you think, dog?
[01:19:11]  In Pakistan, the same shit wouldn't have gone down.
[01:19:13]  I don't think so.
[01:19:14]  Why?
[01:19:15]  I don't know.
[01:19:17]  He doesn't have a mic.
[01:19:18]  Why are you asking this motherfucker like you don't do podcasts every single day?
[01:19:23]  I just want to hear an opinion of a brown guy because he's looking at me like a bunch of people.
[01:19:25]  Well, so do the people at home.
[01:19:27]  He look at Camp.
[01:19:28]  He's looking at me like I'm fucking up, so I just need to do some detective work.
[01:19:31]  Don't throw that shit on him, bro.
[01:19:33]  They got honor killings.
[01:19:34]  They would have killed that bitch for even thinking about having a heart attack.
[01:19:36]  The second she grabbed her chest.
[01:19:38]  No, go stones.
[01:19:40]  Get the stones.
[01:19:42]  All right.
[01:19:43]  So you were going to say this state.
[01:19:45]  Yeah, it happened at Uttar Pradesh.
[01:19:46]  That's my state.
[01:19:47]  That's where your people makes the most sense.
[01:19:50]  You're the most savage?
[01:19:51]  Let me tell you something.
[01:19:51]  Nothing ever made more sense to be honest.
[01:19:53]  Really?
[01:19:54]  Than her body.
[01:19:55]  Oh, we backward, dog.
[01:19:56]  We be backward.
[01:19:57]  Is that like the country?
[01:19:58]  Like, what is the Uttar Pradesh of America?
[01:20:00]  Alabama.
[01:20:01]  For real?
[01:20:01]  Really?
[01:20:02]  Probably.
[01:20:03]  Like, are you guys afraid of it?
[01:20:04]  Actually, it is, though.
[01:20:05]  He marries a punchline.
[01:20:06]  Yeah, we kind of a punchline.
[01:20:07]  If you're in Bombay or whatever, Mumbai, the comedians will use Uttar Pradesh.
[01:20:12]  They have a.
[01:20:13]  So we call all of our in like my part of India, at least you call all your older brothers bayas.
[01:20:18]  People call us that, but like in a derogatory way.
[01:20:20]  Oh, like an idiot guy who's like.
[01:20:22]  It's boy.
[01:20:23]  Yeah.
[01:20:23]  I guess so.
[01:20:25]  You're supposed to be older people, but for some reason they use it to us and it's like an insult.
[01:20:28]  Like, yeah, you're like some backwards idiot.
[01:20:30]  Like, you're a buddy.
[01:20:31]  You're like a guy.
[01:20:33]  You're like the Appalachians.
[01:20:34]  This is the wild browns of the world.
[01:20:36]  I'm sure there's more backward, but we're up there.
[01:20:38]  You know what I mean?
[01:20:39]  That's why I said Mississippi, Alabama.
[01:20:40]  I thought you were like a high cast.
[01:20:42]  I'm high cast.
[01:20:42]  I don't mean the status.
[01:20:43]  That doesn't mean the status.
[01:20:44]  Bro, he's like the richest guy in Alabama, bro.
[01:20:46]  What the fuck?
[01:20:47]  Prince of Alabama.
[01:20:48]  Bill Clinton is from Arkansas.
[01:20:49]  What you know about it?
[01:20:50]  You know what I mean?
[01:20:51]  You could be.
[01:20:52]  Nah, bro.
[01:20:54]  I thought you were royalty.
[01:20:55]  Yeah, me too.
[01:20:56]  Like, this cholera totally changes how I feel about you, bro.
[01:20:59]  Like, I thought you were from the bomb-ass cast and your dad was a politician or some shit.
[01:21:03]  You were right about both of those things, but that don't mean the state.
[01:21:06]  I'm telling you, Bill Clinton, bro.
[01:21:07]  What's the barnyard wedding we about to go to?
[01:21:10]  No poor Indian wedding.
[01:21:12]  Hey, we in America now.
[01:21:13]  Thank God it's Punjabi, bro.
[01:21:14]  Thank God.
[01:21:15]  That's why you're not having no elephants at your wedding, yo.
[01:21:18]  Yo, if you were from Mumbai, you would have had some elephants in your wedding, bro.
[01:21:22]  Yo, fuck this Uttra Pradesh wedding, yo.
[01:21:25]  Hey, ain't nobody want to go to this Uttra Pradesh wedding?
[01:21:29]  Come on, bro.
[01:21:30]  Hey, bro, if you want to save me some money, don't show up.
[01:21:32]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:21:34]  I'm about to not.
[01:21:36]  I'm about to just go to the fucking zoo instead and get my fix.
[01:21:40]  Yo, if you see Indians at the zoo, do you just pretend it's a wedding?
[01:21:46]  Yo, real talk, why don't y'all just have the wedding at the zoo?
[01:21:48]  The animals are there already.
[01:21:50]  That's exactly what they're doing.
[01:21:50]  Just bring us all to the Bronx Zoo, start the wedding, and do it right in front of the elephant cage or the hippopotamus enclosure.
[01:21:58]  I love this idea.
[01:21:59]  This is the way, this is the most Indian of weddings.
[01:22:01]  Why are you spending all this time moving elephants, bro?
[01:22:03]  The elephants are already there.
[01:22:05]  They have a house.
[01:22:06]  Let's go to Ringling Brothers.
[01:22:08]  You want to go to the Barnum and Bailey Circus?
[01:22:10]  Ring-a-linger.
[01:22:10]  But they're trained.
[01:22:12]  That's why I call it that.
[01:22:14]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:22:15]  They're trained there.
[01:22:16]  So at least you could ride it easily.
[01:22:18]  I mean, maybe not you could ride it.
[01:22:20]  Maybe the Barnum and Bailey.
[01:22:22]  You would teach me pretty quickly.
[01:22:23]  Probably.
[01:22:23]  These are subdued animals.
[01:22:24]  Son, I thought we were going to some high-class Indian wedding.
[01:22:28]  I didn't know we were going to a fried chicken wedding, bro.
[01:22:31]  This is something.
[01:22:31]  Hey, he's a child wedding, boy.
[01:22:33]  Can you believe this shit?
[01:22:34]  Wait, but your girl's not a fried chicken wedding.
[01:22:36]  Wait, that's a good time for the chill out shit.
[01:22:39]  Yo, I got to give Damian Lemon credit for this.
[01:22:42]  He was telling me he called them fried chicken weddings, and that's the weddings that would be in the apartment.
[01:22:47]  Like, they would do project weddings, but like, the girl would walk down the aisle in the apartment.
[01:22:51]  Wow.
[01:22:52]  And so you're calling it project.
[01:22:54]  And I'm not going to lie, it's kind of lit.
[01:22:56]  Bro, there's something kind of romantic.
[01:22:57]  I know.
[01:22:58]  It's real love.
[01:22:59]  I almost got married at my house.
[01:23:00]  See, in that beautiful, we're not putting on airs.
[01:23:02]  Yeah.
[01:23:03]  Damn, son.
[01:23:05]  We ain't putting on airs either, bro.
[01:23:07]  Maybe y'all should.
[01:23:09]  We're looking for some bomb-ass Indian wedding, bro.
[01:23:12]  But what state is your girl's family from?
[01:23:13]  I do know.
[01:23:14]  Are they from like a nice, like a nice state?
[01:23:16]  Yeah, yeah, they'll have a nicer wedding.
[01:23:17]  Thank God, for sure.
[01:23:18]  Okay, thank God.
[01:23:19]  But y'all, UP shit, bro.
[01:23:22]  Yeah, in that UP.
[01:23:23]  That UP.
[01:23:24]  It's what it is.
[01:23:25]  Damn, son.
[01:23:26]  That's my people.
[01:23:27]  I can't betray my culture by giving y'all a beautiful wedding.
[01:23:30]  You getting a mid-budget wedding.
[01:23:32]  So I'm all about that, though.
[01:23:34]  I'm all about that, bro.
[01:23:35]  We almost canceled our shit this weekend.
[01:23:37]  I'm all about that.
[01:23:39]  How many times has it almost been?
[01:23:40]  It's a lot.
[01:23:41]  It's like, so what are we doing here?
[01:23:43]  It's a lot, ain't it?
[01:23:44]  It's a lot.
[01:23:44]  Yeah, the fried chicken sounds nice though.
[01:23:46]  Anybody who had a fried chicken wedding is the smartest person on the fucking flat.
[01:23:50]  It is a lot.
[01:23:51]  But what's interesting is like we all get attached to these ideas of what we want for a wedding, right?
[01:23:57]  We get attached to these ideas and we all have our like bottom lines about the things that we can't live without.
[01:24:02]  Yeah.
[01:24:02]  And like, I don't want to get married without my boys there.
[01:24:08]  My people there.
[01:24:08]  That's very important to me.
[01:24:09]  Same.
[01:24:10]  And my girl don't want to get married without her mom, you know, seeing her get in that dress.
[01:24:17]  But she would do that in front of four people.
[01:24:19]  She would do that in front of her parents and my parents.
[01:24:21]  God bless her.
[01:24:22]  And I'm like, all right, that might be a possibility.
[01:24:25]  But if anybody outside of our parents are there, I can't do it.
[01:24:29]  Yeah, there's floodgates.
[01:24:31]  I just, I, emotionally, you feel like you're leaving people out.
[01:24:34]  It would break my heart because my friends are just as important as my family to me.
[01:24:37]  That's my family.
[01:24:38]  I didn't have like a, I had a big family, but I wasn't super close to my extended family.
[01:24:41]  So my friends are my family.
[01:24:43]  So I'm not going to have my boy Jamil or Bobby or you see picture me getting married.
[01:24:48]  And then you're like, yo, so I didn't make the cut?
[01:24:51]  Yeah.
[01:24:52]  I didn't make the cut is rough.
[01:24:53]  Say what?
[01:24:54]  I didn't make the cut is rough.
[01:24:55]  It's fucking rough.
[01:24:56]  That's rough.
[01:24:56]  That, like, that is right there.
[01:24:58]  You are, you are drawing a line in the sand of who your close friends are, who your colleagues are.
[01:25:03]  Yeah, dog.
[01:25:04]  You know what I mean?
[01:25:05]  And I'm saying this right now on the podcast.
[01:25:06]  A lot of y'all about to find out.
[01:25:09]  Some of y'all watching, listening right now is like, nah, that's my boy, it's my close friends.
[01:25:13]  You a colleague, bro.
[01:25:14]  Yeah, yo, that's my colleague.
[01:25:16]  You ain't been colleagues, bro.
[01:25:17]  Like, it's no love loss.
[01:25:18]  It just wasn't that much love there.
[01:25:22]  But I never found that shit.
[01:25:23]  Yo, it is.
[01:25:24]  It is.
[01:25:24]  It is that.
[01:25:25]  100%.
[01:25:26]  So, but the amount of money that you could pay for these things.
[01:25:30]  Well, there's no lie.
[01:25:30]  This is the lie they give you, bro.
[01:25:32]  Okay.
[01:25:32]  They try to tell me, they're like, oh, no, you got to get the extra money for the buffet because it's your only wedding.
[01:25:37]  You're only getting married once.
[01:25:38]  Yeah.
[01:25:38]  So I'm not no simp.
[01:25:40]  Yeah.
[01:25:41]  Fuck out of here with that, bro.
[01:25:42]  I could have seven of these.
[01:25:43]  Like, you can't get caught up in this only one marriage thing.
[01:25:45]  That's where they get you.
[01:25:46]  So you got to go into it being like, nah, I could have 10, maybe 12.
[01:25:48]  Who knows?
[01:25:49]  You can't get it.
[01:25:50]  No, you could do more weddings.
[01:25:51]  You can't get bogged down with it.
[01:25:52]  You know what I mean?
[01:25:52]  It could be with the same girl.
[01:25:53]  I was always like, yo, I might run it back when I turn 30, do the vows again.
[01:25:57]  Have another wedding.
[01:25:58]  I'm actually supportive of that.
[01:25:59]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:26:00]  Like, okay, we can't ball out now, but like, don't get caught up in that fucking, all you got to do is the only wedding.
[01:26:04]  Nah, fuck you guys.
[01:26:05]  Yeah.
[01:26:06]  I'm going to have 10 weddings.
[01:26:08]  I'm with you on that.
[01:26:09]  Just mindset-wise.
[01:26:10]  I'm with you on that mindset-wise.
[01:26:12]  But then what happens is, like, the thing that I care about, and I'm sure you went through this as well, because not only do you have to consider friends, you got to consider family.
[01:26:19]  Family goes crazier than anybody.
[01:26:20]  But you don't even fuck with some of the family.
[01:26:22]  You got to consider them.
[01:26:23]  You can't bring, you can't not invite family.
[01:26:25]  I will.
[01:26:26]  Yeah.
[01:26:27]  We can't.
[01:26:28]  If your last name's Schultz, you might not be on the list.
[01:26:30]  Yeah, is there gonna be a box office at your wedding room?
[01:26:32]  Just scalpers, bro.
[01:26:34]  Your last name Schultz, you might not be on the list.
[01:26:36]  There are gonna be scalpers at the wedding.
[01:26:37]  There might be.
[01:26:37]  You could get text messages like, I've been at Will Call for a half hour.
[01:26:40]  What's going on?
[01:26:41]  You're gonna be there a little longer.
[01:26:43]  You might as well wait for my next wedding because it happened this time around.
[01:26:49]  But, but yeah, so it's just like, if I want these people here because they're important to me, people cost money.
[01:26:57]  Yeah.
[01:26:57]  You would say what you said to me was serious.
[01:26:59]  If you don't come, if I don't come to your wedding, I'm gonna save your ass some money.
[01:27:03]  So that is bare minimum.
[01:27:05]  People need food.
[01:27:07]  They need drinks.
[01:27:08]  If there's an outdoor component to the wedding, they need heat.
[01:27:11]  You know, they need staff to feed all these motherfuckers, buy all this alcohol.
[01:27:15]  There's a lot of things.
[01:27:16]  Dance, you got to have a DJ, dance, DJ.
[01:27:18]  Then why do all this shit if you're not going to take pictures and remember it for the rest of your life?
[01:27:21]  You need some pictures.
[01:27:22]  Makeup artists, bro.
[01:27:23]  It's like a set.
[01:27:24]  It's like you're filming a fucking video.
[01:27:26]  Oh my God.
[01:27:27]  Our makeup bitch stole our deposit, the first one.
[01:27:30]  Cinderella Brides, you ain't shit, you stupid bitch.
[01:27:33]  Why didn't we talk about this earlier?
[01:27:35]  I'll be forgetting sometimes.
[01:27:36]  Because of the pandemic?
[01:27:37]  Yeah, whatever.
[01:27:39]  She ain't shit.
[01:27:39]  Point is the audacity to call yourself an artist.
[01:27:44]  I'm off the fucking bandwagon right away.
[01:27:45]  I will push back on you, but I want to hear this rant.
[01:27:48]  You think you and DaVinci do the same shit?
[01:27:51]  I think they're more impressive than Da Vinci.
[01:27:54]  How is that?
[01:27:54]  Because DaVinci ain't turned no ugly bitches cute.
[01:27:58]  Every bitch was ugly back then.
[01:28:00]  But I ain't fuck them.

=== Makeup Artist Deposit Theft (16:56) ===

[01:28:02]  David was five feet tall.
[01:28:03]  How fine is that statue?
[01:28:05]  It's a beautiful statue.
[01:28:05]  All I'm trying to say is, like, makeup has made me question my eyesight.
[01:28:10]  Like, before I knew I had a stigma, whatever it is, I probably been with some girls, and in the morning, I was like, oh, fuck.
[01:28:17]  If art is supposed to make you feel, if that's a purpose of art, supposed to create a visceral reaction in your heart.
[01:28:22]  Yeah.
[01:28:22]  That shit made me feel.
[01:28:24]  Makeup doesn't.
[01:28:24]  I mean, hold on.
[01:28:25]  Go, go, go.
[01:28:26]  If I could replace you with a bitch at a carnival putting paw prints on somebody's face, you're not an artist.
[01:28:32]  Yeah.
[01:28:33]  I don't know.
[01:28:34]  I've never been horny looking at a painting.
[01:28:36]  Say what?
[01:28:36]  I've never been horny looking at a picture.
[01:28:38]  That's a good point.
[01:28:38]  I've never looked at painting and been like, oh, fuck.
[01:28:40]  That painting is fire.
[01:28:41]  I used to jerk off the pictures, though.
[01:28:42]  Yeah, that's what's that.
[01:28:43]  I'm not paintings.
[01:28:44]  Pictures, not paintings, but pictures.
[01:28:46]  Oil painting, bro.
[01:28:47]  You jerked off to a pastor.
[01:28:48]  I think back in the day, you probably jerk off to somebody.
[01:28:51]  I'm positive.
[01:28:52]  Especially oil because it's got a little texture.
[01:28:53]  It's 3D a little bit.
[01:28:54]  Yeah, you have it in your hand.
[01:28:55]  You have nipples.
[01:28:56]  You add it to the watercolor.
[01:28:57]  Yeah.
[01:28:58]  Shit's all through.
[01:29:00]  All I'm trying to say is, but I hear what you're saying.
[01:29:02]  You're not an artist if you work at Sephora.
[01:29:04]  I'm sorry.
[01:29:05]  You an artist like a Subway sandwich artist is an artist.
[01:29:08]  Ooh, I like that take.
[01:29:09]  I can make just the same.
[01:29:11]  Hey, what they do with the sandwich is impressive.
[01:29:13]  They might be artists, though.
[01:29:13]  I don't know.
[01:29:15]  You are equal level artists.
[01:29:16]  I'll take that.
[01:29:17]  You and a Subway sandwich person, same level of artists.
[01:29:20]  Same level of artistry.
[01:29:21]  They take a piece of bread and turn it into something delicious.
[01:29:23]  What about martial arts?
[01:29:24]  Is that an artist?
[01:29:26]  You kick my ass.
[01:29:27]  I'm not going to argue with you.
[01:29:28]  You got your ass beat by an artist?
[01:29:29]  I said, I need to beat by an artist.
[01:29:32]  You got beat up by an artist.
[01:29:33]  Come on, I got you.
[01:29:35]  I got fought this dude yesterday, knocked him out, and went back doing his art.
[01:29:39]  Come on, son.
[01:29:40]  Hey, you're going to be an art project?
[01:29:41]  Hey, son.
[01:29:42]  Yeah.
[01:29:44]  We are commercial, bro.
[01:29:45]  Right.
[01:29:45]  A lot of these fat makeup artists could beat the shit out of me too if we're being a buck about it, but I still believe it.
[01:29:50]  Yeah, but you don't want your makeup done by some pretty bitch.
[01:29:53]  It's like, I don't want food cooked by a skinny girl.
[01:29:56]  That's a good point.
[01:29:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:29:57]  You want someone who knows how to make delicious.
[01:30:00]  Like, I want you missing parts of your body.
[01:30:02]  I want your husband dead.
[01:30:03]  If your husband died of some type of heart disease or diabetes, you can make dessert for me.
[01:30:08]  Widow Brownies?
[01:30:09]  Widow Brownies is fire, bro.
[01:30:12]  Put your husband in the dirt.
[01:30:15]  Yo, you're not a good cook unless you put your husband in the dirt.
[01:30:18]  That's true.
[01:30:19]  That's a fact.
[01:30:20]  I agree.
[01:30:20]  Hey, you want to know who could cook their ass off?
[01:30:22]  Yeah.
[01:30:23]  That dead bride bitch.
[01:30:25]  That dead bride could probably make a mean chicken tig masala because she put herself in the dirt.
[01:30:31]  Yeah, oh, with the heart attack.
[01:30:32]  The sister, there's some extra butter.
[01:30:36]  There's a lot of exciting butter for her.
[01:30:37]  Say what?
[01:30:38]  The sister was cooking.
[01:30:38]  If the sister was cooking for her, he married the right one.
[01:30:41]  Whoever was making that meal, he married the right one.
[01:30:43]  He married the right one.
[01:30:44]  He married the right one.
[01:30:45]  Point is, you could be good at makeup.
[01:30:46]  You're not an artist.
[01:30:47]  Fair enough.
[01:30:48]  Fair enough.
[01:30:48]  I'm not going to give too much pushback on it.
[01:30:50]  But I will say this: the marriage shit is a racket because with all this money that I'm just trying to like impress my friends and like make my parents and her parents proud, we could buy a not buy, but like put a down payment on a home, create a hedge fund, create a maybe not hedge funds, but you can have a very small home.
[01:31:08]  What I said to her was this: I was like, think about the money that we spend on a wedding and how much nicer a place we could get when we buy.
[01:31:18]  Did that work?
[01:31:19]  That resonated.
[01:31:21]  So I was like, don't think about like, let's say, I'm not saying we're spending this, but let's say, for example, we were to spend $100,000 on a wedding, which people do regularly.
[01:31:29]  And I'm not talking about like uber wealthy people.
[01:31:32]  I'm talking about people will spend $100,000.
[01:31:34]  That's a small budget.
[01:31:35]  That's a fun rock and jews, right?
[01:31:38]  It is the minimum you could spend on an Indian wedding.
[01:31:39]  That's the rehearsal dinner.
[01:31:40]  Yeah.
[01:31:41]  $100,000, the minimum you could spend on an Indian wedding.
[01:31:44]  $100,000.
[01:31:46]  I mean, that's crazy, right?
[01:31:47]  Because we got the multiple functions.
[01:31:49]  That's where you're like three weddings.
[01:31:52]  It's a gain of function.
[01:31:53]  $100,000 is $500,000 more on your house or your apartment.
[01:32:00]  If you actually do the money, so it's like, do you want $100,000?
[01:32:05]  We could spend this $100,000 now and then lose it forever.
[01:32:08]  Or instead of a $2 million house, you get a $2.5 million house.
[01:32:11]  What does 0.5 get you?
[01:32:13]  Does it get you another room?
[01:32:13]  Does it get you a better location for the place?
[01:32:16]  What does half a million dollars get you?
[01:32:18]  Right?
[01:32:19]  And I think that way you're looking at it going, I'm going to spend the next 10, 20, 30 years in this home.
[01:32:28]  We could have really used that extra bedroom.
[01:32:29]  We could have really used a more convenient neighborhood.
[01:32:31]  We could have really used that outdoor space.
[01:32:33]  We did not need that wedding to be that crazy because as crazy as that wedding is, people are going to forget about that.
[01:32:39]  You're going to be posting your house.
[01:32:41]  If this is about impressing others, you're going to be posing that house for a long time.
[01:32:45]  So if your girl's complaining about the kitchen, you got to go, yo, why'd you want to get the buffet?
[01:32:48]  That's on you.
[01:32:49]  You had your dream kitchen and said you wanted a buffet.
[01:32:52]  That's on you.
[01:32:52]  You want to feed everybody instead of just feeding me.
[01:32:54]  Selfish.
[01:32:55]  Selfish.
[01:32:56]  During COVID, a lot of this happened, though.
[01:32:58]  A lot of people that had to push back like the big, few hundred-person weddings opted for those smaller weddings.
[01:33:03]  Yeah.
[01:33:04]  And now they are happy.
[01:33:05]  They were real estate market booming.
[01:33:07]  Isn't that one?
[01:33:07]  That's probably why.
[01:33:08]  That's why they save money on weddings.
[01:33:10]  I'm getting married to Viselka.
[01:33:12]  I'm getting married to Vesselka.
[01:33:13]  Agnes can officiate.
[01:33:14]  Agnes leaving.
[01:33:16]  We can't get married to Veselka, dog.
[01:33:18]  No, I spoke to the other guy.
[01:33:19]  Okay.
[01:33:21]  I still think I'm doing it.
[01:33:22]  Yo, son, I literally might get married at Veselka, bro.
[01:33:25]  That'd be fire.
[01:33:26]  I don't, I was trying to think about this.
[01:33:28]  I don't know if this is a crazy idea or it's wild, but like, what if I, what if we somehow found a way to get the whole block, the whole corner of the block.
[01:33:36]  Oh, so it's Veselka, it's Mud Cafe, it's get some like Mr. Softy trucks and that kind of shit, and then just take the whole corner.
[01:33:45]  And then because it has to be videotaped, because it has to be photographed, we get shooting privileges, permits, so that the whole block is kind of sequestered.
[01:33:56]  So it's like a set.
[01:33:57]  I'm loving it.
[01:33:58]  It's a set.
[01:33:58]  I'm loving this.
[01:34:00]  What's also Veselka?
[01:34:01]  Tell it to the people that are.
[01:34:02]  Oh, Veselka is this like iconic diner in New York.
[01:34:05]  It's also to eat there after pretty much every show.
[01:34:07]  Every single show.
[01:34:08]  Yeah.
[01:34:09]  And it's a Ukrainian.
[01:34:11]  Oh, that pierogi thing they used to bring up.
[01:34:14]  It's also our first date, me and my girl.
[01:34:16]  Oh, shit.
[01:34:17]  Yeah, yeah, which I forgot.
[01:34:19]  I thought we had our first date somewhere else.
[01:34:21]  And then I had to scramble on that one.
[01:34:25]  But we went to the other place after Vazelka.
[01:34:30]  But yeah, I don't know.
[01:34:31]  There's part of me that's like, I'm not getting to marry no fucking diner.
[01:34:34]  But I'm married on a whole block.
[01:34:38]  A diner and a black.
[01:34:39]  Block party?
[01:34:40]  Block party can be kind of lit.
[01:34:41]  You'll probably save money.
[01:34:42]  Yeah, but we're probably not going to make that happen.
[01:34:44]  But I'm just trying to think of ideas.
[01:34:46]  Yeah, the pierogi wedding, bro.
[01:34:47]  The pierogi.
[01:34:48]  Fucking fried chicken wedding.
[01:34:48]  We're doing a pierogi.
[01:34:49]  We're doing a fucking pierogi wedding.
[01:34:51]  International wedding's allow you to cut the list the best.
[01:34:53]  Yeah, you cut the list.
[01:34:54]  But again, for me, I want people to be there.
[01:34:56]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because we got to care about our families.
[01:35:00]  Okay.
[01:35:01]  We got to care about our family.
[01:35:02]  Specifically, we got to care about our fathers.
[01:35:04]  You know, it's Father's Day coming up.
[01:35:06]  And there's a gift that you can get your father that's not only going to be for your father, it's going to be for your mother too.
[01:35:10]  And that is Manscaped.
[01:35:12]  Now, I know what you're thinking, Schultz.
[01:35:13]  Why would a razor for your balls help your mom and your dad?
[01:35:17]  I know you don't want to think about it, but they're still fucking.
[01:35:20]  They're still doing the nasty.
[01:35:21]  They're still getting horizontal.
[01:35:23]  And your dad's laying pipe.
[01:35:24]  And your mom might even give it some kisses.
[01:35:26]  Let's be honest.
[01:35:27]  Your mom might still give it some kisses.
[01:35:28]  That's why they're still married.
[01:35:30]  If your parents aren't divorced, that's why they're still married because your mom's still giving it some kisses.
[01:35:34]  So do you want her to have to deal with all this fuzzy wassy?
[01:35:37]  Do you want her to have to deal with this big old bush that he's got?
[01:35:40]  It's been growing for decades, literally decades, more than half a century.
[01:35:45]  Your dad's pubic hair has been growing.
[01:35:47]  Do you want your mom to have to deal with that?
[01:35:48]  Or do you want him to manscape that right down?
[01:35:50]  I'm telling you, this is a no-brainer.
[01:35:52]  You're going to get your dad.
[01:35:54]  You're going to get your dad manscaped.
[01:35:56]  And you're really kind of getting your mom that.
[01:35:57]  Matter of fact, you should get it for yourself.
[01:35:59]  It's what I use.
[01:36:00]  I use it on a goddamn flight.
[01:36:01]  That's how easy it is.
[01:36:02]  You are taking the time and you are taking what should go for maybe 20 minutes down to three.
[01:36:08]  It's unbelievable the amount of time you save with this manscape.
[01:36:11]  Get the Lawnmore 4.0.
[01:36:13]  Get the whole fucking kit.
[01:36:14]  The kit comes with the exfoliants, the creams.
[01:36:17]  It makes your balls and dick feel amazing.
[01:36:19]  The confidence you get when your balls and dick feel and look good.
[01:36:23]  You ever get a new haircut and you look at yourself, you're like, wow, I'm handsome.
[01:36:26]  Imagine feeling that way about your dick.
[01:36:27]  You are out of your mind if you don't get with Manscaped right now.
[01:36:31]  And if you do do it, make sure you go to manscaped.com/slash flagrant.
[01:36:35]  Use our promo code flagrant, okay?
[01:36:38]  It's manscaped.com/slash flagrant, and you are going to get 20% off plus free shipping.
[01:36:43]  That's 20% off plus free shipping for a gift for yourself, for your mom, or your dad.
[01:36:47]  Go do it right now.
[01:36:48]  Now, let's get back to it.
[01:36:49]  That's my family, bro.
[01:36:51]  No, the people who like you will come.
[01:36:52]  That's also true.
[01:36:53]  But also, like, I'm old.
[01:36:54]  This is the other thing.
[01:36:55]  When you get married old, and I think this is the reason why motherfuckers get married young.
[01:36:58]  When you get married young, your friends don't have kids.
[01:37:00]  Oh, yeah, that shit's funny.
[01:37:02]  Yeah.
[01:37:02]  My friends got kids.
[01:37:04]  Yeah.
[01:37:04]  Me asking my friends to take a weekend off is a huge undertaking.
[01:37:10]  They got friends who can't make it for kids.
[01:37:12]  Literally that.
[01:37:13]  And I said, bring them, and they're just like, no, I don't.
[01:37:15]  I wouldn't.
[01:37:16]  Don't bring it.
[01:37:16]  Don't bring the kids.
[01:37:16]  I wouldn't have bring the kids.
[01:37:18]  Don't bring them.
[01:37:18]  Come on, though.
[01:37:19]  No, no, no.
[01:37:19]  Don't bring the kids.
[01:37:20]  Bring the kids.
[01:37:20]  Get a bounce house.
[01:37:21]  Put the kids in the bounce house.
[01:37:22]  Disrespect.
[01:37:22]  Put the attention on your wife.
[01:37:24]  No.
[01:37:24]  Unless it's your niece or nephew, which you have a bunch of.
[01:37:26]  Like, Akash is letting his friends, friends, kids come.
[01:37:30]  Yeah, that's fire.
[01:37:30]  I love that.
[01:37:30]  Are you letting your friends, friends, kids come?
[01:37:32]  They're not bringing them.
[01:37:33]  Family friend.
[01:37:34]  But you gave them permission, right?
[01:37:35]  No, I was like, I got to ask, but as far as I'm concerned, I didn't say I got to ask, actually.
[01:37:40]  You just went in.
[01:37:41]  I love that shit.
[01:37:42]  Yeah, I gave him permission.
[01:37:42]  Bring on.
[01:37:43]  It's a baby.
[01:37:43]  Dog, how you say no to a baby?
[01:37:45]  Hire a babysitter, dog.
[01:37:46]  Hire a babysitter.
[01:37:47]  Get Drake Bell to be your babysitter.
[01:37:49]  I'll be honest.
[01:37:53]  That kid would love to watch him, dude.
[01:37:54]  Yo.
[01:37:55]  Can we talk about this, though?
[01:37:56]  I don't know if we spoke about this on podcast, but like if you got a kid, don't ask me to hang out with you and your kid.
[01:38:06]  I don't want to do it.
[01:38:08]  That's not us hanging out.
[01:38:09]  We just babysitting your kid.
[01:38:10]  I love it, yo.
[01:38:11]  Fuck that.
[01:38:13]  Fuck that.
[01:38:14]  Get a babysitter to watch the fucking kid.
[01:38:18]  And then me and you hang out.
[01:38:19]  Or tell me, hey, do you want to come over and look after my kid with me?
[01:38:22]  And then I'll do that.
[01:38:23]  Set the expectation right.
[01:38:24]  Don't be like, yo, let's hang out.
[01:38:25]  And I come over to the house and then we just babysit in this kid the whole fucking time.
[01:38:28]  Oh, you just want to be prepped and warned in advance.
[01:38:31]  I understand.
[01:38:31]  I wonder if we've spoken about this before, but like, I understand.
[01:38:34]  You know, when like you're talking to me and I just start looking at my phone, how infuriating that must be for you?
[01:38:39]  That's, I didn't understand that until hanging around my friends who have kids.
[01:38:42]  Yeah.
[01:38:42]  Because we're trying to have a conversation.
[01:38:44]  Yeah.
[01:38:44]  And then they're just like, yeah, that's totally cool.
[01:38:46]  Take that out of your mouth, honey.
[01:38:48]  Take that.
[01:38:49]  And there's no connection whatsoever.
[01:38:51]  Yeah.
[01:38:51]  Don't do this.
[01:38:52]  It's funny, though, that you think looking at your phone is as important as keeping your child alive.
[01:38:56]  It's not your child's fine.
[01:38:58]  Like, he's just eating the floor.
[01:38:59]  Like, he's going to be okay.
[01:39:00]  He's resilient.
[01:39:01]  Kids are resilient.
[01:39:03]  Yeah.
[01:39:03]  I just think it's stupid.
[01:39:04]  Like, why are we hanging out?
[01:39:06]  What's the point of this?
[01:39:07]  What's the point of this?
[01:39:09]  They need you.
[01:39:10]  That's the thing.
[01:39:11]  The ones that have the kids, they need you.
[01:39:13]  They're trying to get that original feeling of friendship.
[01:39:18]  So let someone watch the kid and then we go have some friendship time.
[01:39:21]  But how old is the kid?
[01:39:21]  That makes a difference.
[01:39:23]  It don't matter.
[01:39:24]  Five-year-old?
[01:39:25]  It don't matter.
[01:39:26]  Kids mad funny.
[01:39:26]  He's got jokes running around.
[01:39:28]  Nope.
[01:39:29]  Come on, bro.
[01:39:30]  Nah.
[01:39:31]  If he's five, you can hang on.
[01:39:32]  The older the kid is, the more annoying he is.
[01:39:33]  Yeah.
[01:39:34]  Babies are the best.
[01:39:35]  Once a kid hits about eight or nine, I'm good.
[01:39:37]  No, no, not eight or nine.
[01:39:38]  It's not a kid anymore.
[01:39:39]  It's like a teen, basically.
[01:39:42]  That's like a tween.
[01:39:43]  Those are the worst.
[01:39:43]  That's the worst age.
[01:39:44]  What's consent, really, guys?
[01:39:47]  But you hang with a five-year-old, they're mad funny.
[01:39:48]  They got jokes.
[01:39:50]  They came out.
[01:39:51]  They care because they're your family.
[01:39:52]  Like, if they're not your family, like, I don't care about your jokes.
[01:39:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:39:57]  I got plenty of funny friends.
[01:39:59]  You think I need to hang out with you?
[01:40:00]  You think you're my funniest friend?
[01:40:01]  You don't think I have the funniest friends in the world?
[01:40:03]  I go hang out with them if I want to laugh.
[01:40:05]  I'm here to hang out with my friend.
[01:40:06]  You haven't done enough living yet for you to be interesting to me.
[01:40:09]  Right.
[01:40:09]  Whatever you do is interesting to your dad.
[01:40:11]  Right.
[01:40:11]  You know, you walk and you fucking sing a song and clap.
[01:40:14]  That's super interesting to your dad.
[01:40:15]  I've seen people walk, clap, and sing songs.
[01:40:17]  Some of the best in the world I've seen.
[01:40:20]  Do you know what I mean?
[01:40:20]  So none of this is interesting to me at all.
[01:40:23]  And it's just a waste of my fucking time.
[01:40:25]  But what if you have a kid and then people are like, I'm not inviting you over to look at my kid.
[01:40:28]  And if I do, I'm saying, listen, you're coming over here to babysit my kid with me.
[01:40:32]  Don't come here with no important shit to discuss because I ain't gonna care about it.
[01:40:36]  You got problems with your girl?
[01:40:37]  You better save it.
[01:40:38]  Because I'm not gonna be paying attention to you.
[01:40:40]  You and I are gonna be paying attention to this little motherfucker right here because that's the most important thing in the room.
[01:40:44]  So if you got anything to talk to me about, I'm not gonna listen.
[01:40:47]  I'm gonna pretend like I'm listening while I look at this fucking kid.
[01:40:49]  So I suggest you do the exact goddamn same thing.
[01:40:52]  We're gonna have a fake conversation and just look at the kid.
[01:40:54]  That's what we're doing together.
[01:40:56]  We're looking at the kid together.
[01:40:58]  That's what it is.
[01:40:59]  Why don't we be honest about what this is?
[01:41:01]  Why we stop?
[01:41:02]  Oh, you agree with this?
[01:41:04]  Yes, it's honest, though.
[01:41:05]  It's honest.
[01:41:06]  We're not hanging out, bro.
[01:41:08]  We're not hanging out.
[01:41:08]  We're not a real person.
[01:41:10]  I'm not a big fan of kids.
[01:41:10]  I'm a big man.
[01:41:12]  He's amazing.
[01:41:12]  He's amazing with children.
[01:41:14]  It's unbelievable.
[01:41:14]  I think you're.
[01:41:15]  I know.
[01:41:15]  Doug's got a big Jewish family, bro.
[01:41:17]  He got loves.
[01:41:18]  Massive.
[01:41:18]  It's hard for him to be here because his sisters have kids.
[01:41:22]  It's difficult for him to not be there and be around a family.
[01:41:25]  I told Andrew I might want to go away for 4th of July weekend, and he just made up that we might have something to do.
[01:41:30]  I'm like, bro, you might have something to do.
[01:41:32]  I moved away from a bank.
[01:41:34]  You might have to do something.
[01:41:34]  That's it.
[01:41:35]  My family.
[01:41:36]  You're asking me this way too in advance.
[01:41:38]  We might have to do something.
[01:41:39]  That's America's birthday a month.
[01:41:41]  Say what?
[01:41:42]  It's a whole month.
[01:41:43]  So much things can happen.
[01:41:46]  It's true.
[01:41:46]  All I'm trying to say is, listen, why don't we just be honest?
[01:41:49]  None of us have kids in this room, right?
[01:41:51]  No.
[01:41:55]  None of us have kids in this room.
[01:41:58]  Right?
[01:41:59]  What?
[01:42:00]  What?
[01:42:00]  I didn't think anything of it until you left.
[01:42:02]  What?
[01:42:03]  What?
[01:42:04]  Some of us could have kids in this room.
[01:42:06]  I want to make the joke.
[01:42:07]  I want to make it.
[01:42:09]  But none of us have kids in the room, so we can't really say.
[01:42:11]  But if we being honest, Al, how do you feel about it?
[01:42:14]  You have a family member that's a kid.
[01:42:17]  Your sister has a kid.
[01:42:19]  You are more invested in that kid than anything else.
[01:42:23]  Does it change anything?
[01:42:25]  No, absolutely not.
[01:42:26]  And I've told her I'll never babysit until it could wipe its own ass and speak full sentences.
[01:42:33]  You're a monster, yo.
[01:42:35]  I don't know if he's a monster.
[01:42:37]  It's just like, I don't know what to do.
[01:42:38]  That I agree with.
[01:42:40]  This is a safety thing.
[01:42:41]  He's like, yo, listen, if it starts crying, I'm assuming the worst.
[01:42:44]  That's probably what you're going to do.
[01:42:46]  Now I'm here in panic mode.
[01:42:47]  Now you can't even enjoy your night out.
[01:42:48]  You're going to the ballet.
[01:42:49]  You're going to a movie or some shit like that.
[01:42:51]  I'm calling you every five seconds because the kid's fucking crying.
[01:42:53]  Get somebody to look after your kid.
[01:42:55]  Let's have that conversation.
[01:42:56]  Why parents don't care about who looks after their kid?
[01:42:58]  Because y'all don't love your kids.
[01:43:01]  Parents don't love their kids.
[01:43:03]  Arguing how much the babysitter costs.
[01:43:06]  I've seen parents haggle with a babysitter.
[01:43:08]  This is for your child.
[01:43:10]  This is supposed to be the most important thing in your life.
[01:43:12]  And they're like, I'd like a raise from $12 to $13.
[01:43:15]  I don't know if I can afford it.
[01:43:17]  It's your child.
[01:43:18]  This is the most important thing in your life.
[01:43:20]  Whatever I ask to look after your fucking piece of shit should be okay with you.
[01:43:25]  Once you trust that I'm not going to fuck your kid, I can ask whatever amount of money.
[01:43:29]  Nah, that's how these, that's like a wedding vendor.
[01:43:31]  Say what?
[01:43:31]  That's like a wedding vendor.
[01:43:32]  That's how they get you.
[01:43:33]  They go, oh, this thing's really important.
[01:43:34]  You know, you only get one and then they ruin you.
[01:43:36]  Yeah, and we pay.
[01:43:37]  No, you can't go.
[01:43:39]  This is what's crazy.
[01:43:39]  You know how fucked up.
[01:43:40]  I got mad kids.
[01:43:41]  You know how fucked up parents are?
[01:43:43]  This is how fucked up parents are.
[01:43:44]  Parents spend $5,000 for one person to take pictures of their wedding.
[01:43:48]  And when a 16-year-old goes, can I have $1,250 an hour?
[01:43:51]  They go, I can't afford it.
[01:43:52]  Nah, I agree with that.
[01:43:53]  I can't possibly.
[01:43:54]  Where am I going to get that 50 cents extra so you don't fuck my kid?
[01:43:57]  Yeah.
[01:43:58]  That's what you literally paying a tax to not have your kid fucked and you won't bump up the price.
[01:44:03]  You go on this.
[01:44:04]  No, I'm sorry.
[01:44:04]  I'd rather my kid maybe get fucked.
[01:44:07]  That's what, as a parent, you are saying when your babysitter asks for more money and you say no, you're saying, I'd rather my kid maybe get fucked.
[01:44:14]  It's crazy.
[01:44:15]  You're disgusting as a parent.
[01:44:16]  You're not getting babysitters for dog walker prices.
[01:44:18]  Like, dog walking parents.
[01:44:20]  You pay more money.
[01:44:22]  More money.
[01:44:23]  So have your dog walk for half an hour than your kid supervised for the whole day, you scumback.
[01:44:29]  Crazy.
[01:44:30]  Monumental scumbag parents, $15 an hour.
[01:44:33]  Oh my God, I can never pay that.
[01:44:35]  How much would you pay for your kid not to get fucked?
[01:44:37]  That's what the babysitting service should be.
[01:44:39]  It's not babysitting.
[01:44:40]  It's guaranteed your kid don't get fucked.
[01:44:43]  How much should you pay an hour then?
[01:44:44]  $12.50.
[01:44:47]  Wait, what?
[01:44:48]  How am I going to pay more than $12?50, bro?
[01:44:50]  Come on, man.
[01:44:53]  We got 15.
[01:44:53]  15%.
[01:44:54]  That'd be $15.
[01:44:55]  I would pay $20 an hour if it's guaranteed my kid don't get fucked.

=== Nanny Care Parenting Costs (15:53) ===

[01:44:59]  So what?
[01:44:59]  It's going to be five hours.
[01:45:00]  Say what?
[01:45:01]  That's it.
[01:45:01]  I pay $20 an hour guarantee.
[01:45:03]  $25, get a woman, bro.
[01:45:06]  How badly they're going to get fucked if it's a woman, dog?
[01:45:09]  I pay $20.
[01:45:10]  I'd never have a dude babysit the kid, but if it is a dude, I would pay probably up to $20 an hour for my kid.
[01:45:16]  You think they advertise that?
[01:45:17]  Like the babysitters?
[01:45:18]  What?
[01:45:18]  You would have like, dude, watch a kid.
[01:45:20]  I would never.
[01:45:20]  I would never have a dude.
[01:45:21]  My parents had a dude watch me.
[01:45:22]  How you think I got in it?
[01:45:24]  I found out that later.
[01:45:25]  I had a motherfucker tell me he was a babysit me as a kid, and I was like, what?
[01:45:28]  That's wild.
[01:45:29]  It's wild.
[01:45:30]  You got to sign the no fucking thing.
[01:45:31]  Yo, how on earth are you going to let a man look after your kid?
[01:45:36]  Even if the man is attached to God, they still fuck your kids.
[01:45:39]  You want $20 for no fucking or $15 and it's up in the air?
[01:45:42]  It's up in the air, bro.
[01:45:43]  You gotta go.
[01:45:44]  Think about this.
[01:45:46]  The best of the best people, literally a priest, the closest you could be to God.
[01:45:52]  You can't even trust him with your kid.
[01:45:55]  How nuts is that?
[01:45:57]  Yeah.
[01:45:57]  If there's any male nannies, babysitters, I'm looking at you a certain way.
[01:46:01]  Suss.
[01:46:02]  I'm looking at you a certain way.
[01:46:03]  Why would you even choose to do that?
[01:46:05]  Be trans, bro.
[01:46:06]  Yo, go.
[01:46:07]  No, I don't think the babysitting business should exist unless your parents are dead.
[01:46:11]  Dude, if you had parents that's a hot take out like this, okay, right.
[01:46:15]  Why would you get a babysitter?
[01:46:16]  What if your parents got to work?
[01:46:18]  No, you don't.
[01:46:19]  What if your parents grew up in the Western Hemisphere?
[01:46:22]  How old are you?
[01:46:22]  Your parents got to work.
[01:46:23]  How old are they?
[01:46:24]  Say what?
[01:46:24]  How old are they?
[01:46:25]  Your parents?
[01:46:25]  Yeah.
[01:46:26]  Hypothetical.
[01:46:27]  60s, 70s?
[01:46:28]  You ain't figured it out by now?
[01:46:29]  What?
[01:46:29]  Both of you still got to work?
[01:46:30]  Y'all both still got jobs?
[01:46:32]  Yeah, get some Bitcoin.
[01:46:33]  Who's 60 years old with a two-year-old?
[01:46:35]  No.
[01:46:35]  If you're talking, I'm talking about grandparents.
[01:46:37]  Julio Iglesias?
[01:46:38]  I'm talking about grandparents.
[01:46:40]  If you, if you have a bad life, all my grandparents are dead.
[01:46:43]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:46:44]  That's the only reason I can understand a babysitter.
[01:46:45]  If you got kids and your parents, the kids' grandparents are alive, you should not have a babysitter.
[01:46:50]  Yo, son, grandparents are old as fuck.
[01:46:53]  Like, if I have kids right now, I can't leave my baby with my dad.
[01:46:56]  My dad's going to be introducing himself to the baby every five minutes.
[01:47:00]  The baby going to be on his lap.
[01:47:01]  He's going to be like, who the fuck are you?
[01:47:02]  Hey, what is peekaboo?
[01:47:04]  Hey, baby, playing peek-a-boo with my dad.
[01:47:06]  They both babysitting each other.
[01:47:08]  Both of them are peeing on each other and shit.
[01:47:10]  That's a fire, dog.
[01:47:11]  Come on, bro.
[01:47:11]  That's a friend.
[01:47:12]  Someone pee?
[01:47:12]  I don't know.
[01:47:13]  Was it you?
[01:47:13]  Was it me?
[01:47:14]  That's a friend.
[01:47:15]  It might be a friend, but still it's dangerous.
[01:47:17]  That's bonding time, dog.
[01:47:18]  Son, you got both grandparents, too?
[01:47:21]  My cousin, my cousin.
[01:47:24]  My cousin would leave his kid with his grandparents.
[01:47:27]  He come home, kids, shit all over him, fucking self.
[01:47:30]  Dad's still watching Jeopardy.
[01:47:31]  He's on the damn TV.
[01:47:32]  Did he get molested?
[01:47:33]  Nah, he didn't get molested, but he got shit all over his ass.
[01:47:35]  That's what babies have.
[01:47:36]  They got shit all over their ass.
[01:47:37]  Yeah, you just sometimes have shit on your ass.
[01:47:39]  Maybe you're right about that, but still, babysitting, I understand, is a profession, but highly underpaid and it's unbelievable that parents would negotiate.
[01:47:45]  This would go back to your other point, though.
[01:47:46]  What?
[01:47:47]  Because you said.
[01:47:47]  Oh, my God.
[01:47:49]  Oh, my God.
[01:47:49]  I just figured it out.
[01:47:51]  That's why we have like Caribbean babysitters.
[01:47:54]  Okay.
[01:47:55]  Keep going.
[01:47:55]  Molestation doesn't exist in their culture.
[01:47:57]  Oh, shit.
[01:47:58]  That's true.
[01:47:59]  Why not?
[01:47:59]  You get a Jamaican nanny or something like that?
[01:48:01]  They're not molesting in their culture.
[01:48:03]  Why don't Jamaicans molest?
[01:48:05]  There's no time.
[01:48:08]  Bro, they dance.
[01:48:09]  They do dagger.
[01:48:10]  They only got time as a babysitter.
[01:48:11]  Rape is not in that culture.
[01:48:13]  Yeah.
[01:48:13]  No, rape might be.
[01:48:14]  They punish that.
[01:48:15]  They punish rape with death.
[01:48:16]  They punish rape with death.
[01:48:17]  But it's still just different.
[01:48:18]  Like, this is a product of like Western bullshit.
[01:48:21]  I really do believe it's probably like weird, like this psychosis that leads you into doing it's like a serial killer or a serial rapist or molesting kids and shit.
[01:48:29]  Like that shit don't exist in the third world as much, yo.
[01:48:32]  You have to go third world with the people who look after your kids.
[01:48:34]  They're more wholesome.
[01:48:35]  They're more human.
[01:48:37]  We've like we're one step away from humanity.
[01:48:38]  We're like a little AI or something like that.
[01:48:40]  There's too much comfort.
[01:48:41]  There's too much extra time.
[01:48:43]  They call them creature comforts because it turns into a creature.
[01:48:45]  Fucking creature.
[01:48:46]  That's a fact.
[01:48:46]  Yeah, you can't go first world with your babysitter, bro.
[01:48:48]  I would never go first world with my babysitter.
[01:48:50]  If she's white, you got to be Eastern.
[01:48:52]  Eastern.
[01:48:53]  And who would want a fucking Russian nanny?
[01:48:55]  Yeah, we want your kid to have love, right?
[01:48:57]  Latin, Latin, Latin.
[01:48:59]  You go Latin, Latin, Latin, Filipino, Jamaican, Caribbean, something like that.
[01:49:03]  Something with a culture of love, kindness, warmth.
[01:49:06]  You walk in, there's music going, the kids learn how to dance and shit like that.
[01:49:09]  How the fuck you think I learned how to dance?
[01:49:11]  Well, my parents did have a dance school.
[01:49:13]  But outside of the dance school, I was raised by Latins.
[01:49:16]  Dykes.
[01:49:16]  I was raised by Latin dykes.
[01:49:19]  Perfect.
[01:49:19]  Come on, yo.
[01:49:20]  Perfect.
[01:49:21]  Latin dykes, bro?
[01:49:22]  No interest in you.
[01:49:23]  No interest in me at all.
[01:49:25]  How smart of that?
[01:49:27]  How smart were my parents?
[01:49:28]  Perfect.
[01:49:29]  You get the love of the Latin culture and the dyke.
[01:49:32]  So now they're not trying to rape me.
[01:49:34]  They was trying to wear some of my clothes and shit.
[01:49:37]  Motherfuckers was trying to sneeze into my Oshkosh Pagosh.
[01:49:39]  I do see where you got your sense of style.
[01:49:41]  100%.
[01:49:42]  I'm a dyke.
[01:49:44]  I get it.
[01:49:45]  I really do.
[01:49:46]  I look like best case scenario Miles right now.
[01:49:51]  Definitely.
[01:49:53]  But for real, that is very important that we acknowledge.
[01:49:57]  That's a good point.
[01:49:58]  So you would let any Latin raise your kid?
[01:50:00]  Not any Latin.
[01:50:01]  Puerto Rican.
[01:50:02]  Female Latin.
[01:50:03]  Female Puerto Rican.
[01:50:04]  Ideally homosexual.
[01:50:05]  Ideally homosexual.
[01:50:06]  Gay female Latin.
[01:50:07]  Bulldike.
[01:50:08]  Latin bulldyke.
[01:50:10]  Any Latin?
[01:50:11]  Latin bulldyke, I'll let you do it.
[01:50:13]  African?
[01:50:15]  Yep.
[01:50:16]  Yep.
[01:50:17]  South African.
[01:50:18]  No.
[01:50:19]  White, South African?
[01:50:20]  No.
[01:50:20]  White South African or Black South African?
[01:50:22]  White South African.
[01:50:23]  Real South African.
[01:50:24]  White South African?
[01:50:25]  No.
[01:50:26]  Russian?
[01:50:27]  Nope.
[01:50:27]  Ukrainian?
[01:50:28]  Nope.
[01:50:29]  German?
[01:50:30]  Get the fuck out of here, German.
[01:50:31]  Nope.
[01:50:32]  All those like Swedish, like people who get like an au pair.
[01:50:34]  Yeah.
[01:50:34]  They're just like, they're basically, they're just fucking, like, you're just fucking them.
[01:50:39]  Let's be honest, right?
[01:50:40]  Like, you're just fucking them.
[01:50:41]  Like, why are we acting up against anything else?
[01:50:43]  My dad is just fucking.
[01:50:44]  Yeah, the dad is just, you're basically importing pussy so that you can fuck it.
[01:50:48]  And you're making her take care of your kid as well.
[01:50:52]  Yeah.
[01:50:52]  Like, that's kind of crazy.
[01:50:53]  That's basically just a wife at that point.
[01:50:55]  Yeah.
[01:50:57]  You're supposed to just be doing that with your wife.
[01:50:58]  Why do wives allow this?
[01:50:59]  Like, what is wrong with the wife?
[01:51:00]  Like, it's almost arrogance.
[01:51:02]  I'm sorry.
[01:51:03]  If your husband fucks the au pair, that's on you.
[01:51:07]  That's on you.
[01:51:08]  You were too stupid to recognize what was going on.
[01:51:11]  He literally said to you, hey, why don't we fly in some 19-year-old pussy from Norway, and then maybe they'll just look after our kid.
[01:51:19]  As if Norwegians are like the ideal child care, what's it called, culture in the world?
[01:51:25]  It's non-stop suicide over there.
[01:51:27]  Why would you let them raise your kids?
[01:51:29]  Because you want to pound Nordic pussy.
[01:51:32]  That's why.
[01:51:33]  And also, you're watching this girl love your kid, take care of your kid.
[01:51:36]  You're not going to get more attracted to her.
[01:51:38]  Oh, look at this maternal.
[01:51:39]  She's such strong maternal instincts, this girl.
[01:51:41]  I should be with her.
[01:51:42]  Not the woman that actually gave birth to them and wants nothing to do with them.
[01:51:46]  It is mind-boggling that any wife would be okay with.
[01:51:49]  I bet you it's because the wife is like, yo, I don't really want to raise this kid, so let's get someone else to do it.
[01:51:53]  And they go, the trade-off of me not having to raise your kid is that.
[01:51:55]  You have to fuck the new person that does it.
[01:51:57]  Yeah.
[01:51:57]  Yo.
[01:51:58]  That's even Steven's honesty.
[01:51:59]  Can we talk about that?
[01:52:00]  Let's have this conversation.
[01:52:02]  Let's have this.
[01:52:03]  Let's have this conversation.
[01:52:05]  Because if, let's say I hired somebody to pay for all the things.
[01:52:09]  I know it's a Chris Rock joke.
[01:52:11]  He says this.
[01:52:12]  He's like, I can't pay someone to pay for shit.
[01:52:14]  But let's say I hired somebody who paid all the bills, did all the work, did all the stuff around the house.
[01:52:21]  And then my wife started being attracted to that motherfucker that was like doing my role.
[01:52:25]  Yep.
[01:52:26]  I can't be shocked.
[01:52:27]  Yep.
[01:52:30]  So if we're hiring someone to do all the money.
[01:52:33]  I would say to your face, if my friend came to me with that, I'd be like, you brought this shit on yourself.
[01:52:36]  You the fuck did you think was going to happen?
[01:52:38]  Oh my God.
[01:52:39]  You lost everything about you that she was attracted to unless somebody.
[01:52:42]  You became a social cuck.
[01:52:44]  She's a social cuck.
[01:52:46]  Yeah.
[01:52:46]  She just did all.
[01:52:48]  Some guys doing all your shit, all your whole job.
[01:52:50]  Yo, this is real, bro.
[01:52:51]  Like, I believe in having one of them like nannies that wakes up with the baby in the middle of the night.
[01:52:56]  Night nurse.
[01:52:57]  Night nurse, because I'm asleep.
[01:52:59]  So I don't notice that I want to cheat on you yet.
[01:53:03]  His darshan, you can't see her.
[01:53:04]  Exactly.
[01:53:05]  I don't know who's taking care of the baby.
[01:53:06]  I'm asleep.
[01:53:06]  All I know is that the baby didn't wake up, right?
[01:53:08]  But if you let that bitch do it during the day, Arnold Schwarzenegger smashed the nanny.
[01:53:12]  Did he not?
[01:53:13]  I never, yo, the people that are surprised that the guy fucked the nanny.
[01:53:16]  I'm like, why?
[01:53:17]  What makes you, what makes you think this was?
[01:53:19]  You ever seen the show, The Nanny, bro?
[01:53:20]  Fran was mad.
[01:53:22]  What was that?
[01:53:22]  What was that?
[01:53:22]  The nanny.
[01:53:23]  The nanny dresser.
[01:53:24]  Fran Tresser was mad.
[01:53:24]  And you know she was getting stroked.
[01:53:26]  Why her voice was so hoarse?
[01:53:28]  She was just getting throated by the pops the whole time.
[01:53:30]  When the show ends, I think they get married.
[01:53:32]  No, they don't.
[01:53:33]  I think so.
[01:53:33]  Oh, because his wife died.
[01:53:35]  Yeah.
[01:53:36]  Oh, yeah.
[01:53:36]  So they're married to health.
[01:53:37]  If that ain't me, too.
[01:53:39]  That's me, too, right there.
[01:53:40]  The whole show was me too.
[01:53:41]  All me too is, is just doing it efficiently.
[01:53:44]  But the efficient way, I mean, the truffle way is.
[01:53:47]  Hey, what's your vibe?
[01:53:48]  What's the most Indian take of all time?
[01:53:52]  Rape is more efficient.
[01:53:53]  That's the most Indian take of all time.
[01:53:55]  No, it's marry the person close by.
[01:53:57]  You died.
[01:53:58]  Hey, sister, you're right here.
[01:53:59]  Let's do it.
[01:54:00]  Good ass point.
[01:54:01]  Good ass point.
[01:54:01]  It's not about marriage me too, guys.
[01:54:03]  I'm a respectable human.
[01:54:04]  That's fair.
[01:54:04]  That's fair.
[01:54:05]  Wait a minute.
[01:54:05]  We were just on to something, though.
[01:54:07]  What was it?
[01:54:08]  Doug, what were you saying?
[01:54:09]  No, I was saying like the way they do it in LA, it's like you got a housekeeper and then make her watch the kids too.
[01:54:14]  So it's two for one.
[01:54:16]  Yeah.
[01:54:17]  Maybe not the safest thing sometimes, but you know what?
[01:54:20]  Clean house.
[01:54:22]  Hold on.
[01:54:23]  Hold on.
[01:54:24]  There is something to this.
[01:54:25]  Okay.
[01:54:26]  This is going to sound foul, but just roll or just roll with me on it.
[01:54:29]  I'm rolling.
[01:54:30]  You have a kid, right?
[01:54:34]  After you have a kid, obviously you're recovering from this baby.
[01:54:38]  Yep.
[01:54:39]  Okay.
[01:54:41]  Your body is not the same.
[01:54:44]  You are not feeling sexy.
[01:54:46]  We're not even having sex because you have to recover from this baby.
[01:54:53]  But I am 100% faithful to you and more in love with you than I've ever been in my life because I'm watching you literally squeeze life into this child, feeding off of your bosom.
[01:55:07]  You are taking care of it, nourishing it, connecting with our child.
[01:55:10]  True hero.
[01:55:11]  You are here.
[01:55:11]  I've never been so in love with anything in my entire life, seeing you breathe life into our child.
[01:55:19]  If you're not the person doing that, you just a fat bitch.
[01:55:27]  Right?
[01:55:29]  I mean, maybe I'm crazy for saying that, but like, if you're not the person that's breastfeeding the baby, taking care of the baby, breathing life into the baby, nurturing that baby, we hiring somebody else to do it.
[01:55:40]  You just out of shape.
[01:55:41]  I did not know where that was going.
[01:55:43]  It got me.
[01:55:44]  But I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but like, you got a point.
[01:55:48]  Go, go.
[01:55:49]  The only out they'll have is if they're like hitting the gym crazy to have that quick snap back.
[01:55:54]  Okay.
[01:55:54]  That's the only escape.
[01:55:56]  And I'm with you on that because now you hurry up.
[01:55:57]  No, it's still happening.
[01:55:58]  Hurry up.
[01:56:00]  TikTok.
[01:56:01]  TikTok.
[01:56:03]  Speaking of TikTok, it's a lot of hoes I'm looking at on TikTok.
[01:56:06]  Our nanny on TikTok, and I'm liking it.
[01:56:09]  No, but I'm with you on that.
[01:56:11]  If she snaps back immediately, Emily Ratatouille got back immediately.
[01:56:15]  Yeah, she did.
[01:56:15]  Okay.
[01:56:16]  She back immediately.
[01:56:17]  So her husband can't be like, yo, you fell off.
[01:56:19]  So even if she's not taking care of the kid, he looking at his wife like, oh my God, she's still one of the baddest on the planet.
[01:56:25]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:56:26]  But if you don't get it right back and you letting someone else do all the motherly thing, I'm not looking at you with all this, with like the rose-colored glasses, whatever it was.
[01:56:36]  I was looking at you during the pregnancy.
[01:56:38]  I was like, how you are doing, you're breathing life into it.
[01:56:40]  You got the glow.
[01:56:41]  Our child is inside you.
[01:56:43]  But I think, and I don't know because I don't have kids yet, but I imagine we should talk to someone who has kids.
[01:56:47]  When you see your wife nurturing your child, your love goes to another level.
[01:56:52]  And it better not be a dude, nanny, during that, during those first days.
[01:56:56]  I might go day.
[01:56:59]  That'll cross your wire.
[01:57:03]  Yo, that's true.
[01:57:06]  Are we crazy for saying that?
[01:57:07]  Or is that making sense?
[01:57:09]  Making some sense.
[01:57:10]  We got it.
[01:57:10]  We just got it.
[01:57:11]  It's making some sense.
[01:57:12]  If your husband fucks the old pair, even Stevens.
[01:57:16]  But also, some random chick, like some nanny, can't breastfeed your kid for you.
[01:57:20]  You'd have to get like a wet nurse.
[01:57:21]  And why are they always dairy cow ass bitches?
[01:57:25]  Why are they like that?
[01:57:26]  How the fuck they got milk in their titties?
[01:57:29]  You can't keep it running.
[01:57:29]  Bring it on.
[01:57:30]  With a nurse that's always aroused and shit like that.
[01:57:32]  Today got hard nipples dripping.
[01:57:35]  You going to walk into my living room dripping?
[01:57:39]  White t-shirt.
[01:57:41]  Sudsing it up.
[01:57:43]  Oh, my God, bro.
[01:57:45]  That's foul.
[01:57:46]  Don't get one of them.
[01:57:46]  I don't really think they do wet nurses.
[01:57:49]  But what is a wet nurse?
[01:57:50]  They just always are breastfeeding, so they're always keeping milk going.
[01:57:53]  Yeah, basically.
[01:57:54]  They're dairy cows.
[01:57:56]  Yeah, basically.
[01:57:57]  Oh, my goodness, bro.
[01:57:59]  Well, anyway, Akash or Mark or me, one of us is going to experience this within the next couple of years.
[01:58:07]  Right?
[01:58:07]  Yeah.
[01:58:08]  But now, here's the thing, though.
[01:58:10]  If and when I have a kid and you want to hang out, you're going to force me to get a babysitter.
[01:58:14]  No.
[01:58:16]  I'm just going to tell you, hey, come hang out with me and the kids.
[01:58:18]  Is it that hard?
[01:58:19]  Is that hard to say, hey, do you want to not have fun and be with me together?
[01:58:23]  And I'll go, sure.
[01:58:24]  You want to soak up how cute this kid is?
[01:58:26]  I'm already not having that much fun.
[01:58:27]  I'll have not fun with you.
[01:58:28]  Is it different than a dog?
[01:58:30]  Say what?
[01:58:30]  What if you invite me over and you got the dog?
[01:58:31]  I'll be honest, sometimes I'll be like, yo, babe, we're not doing this with the dog right now.
[01:58:35]  Like, I want to hang out with just you.
[01:58:36]  I don't want us to be saying, sit down, stay the whole fucking time.
[01:58:39]  I want to have a conversation with you.
[01:58:41]  So we put the dog away.
[01:58:42]  100%.
[01:58:43]  I do that with the dog.
[01:58:44]  Like, for example, if we're going to have dinner and I don't want to be bothered by a dog, I want to sit down and connect with you.
[01:58:49]  We put the dog away.
[01:58:50]  Are you going to do it when you have a dog?
[01:58:51]  Great time.
[01:58:51]  Say what?
[01:58:51]  Are you going to do that when you have a kid?
[01:58:52]  When I have a kid, it's over.
[01:58:54]  It's over.
[01:58:55]  I'm not talking to my girl no more.
[01:58:58]  Everything I say to you is through the kid.
[01:59:00]  Everything is through the kid.
[01:59:02]  I don't even need to speak directly through you.
[01:59:03]  Mommy's really running up the credit cards.
[01:59:06]  Yes, she is.
[01:59:07]  That's what I'm talking about.
[01:59:08]  Mommy ain't gave daddy no pussy lately.
[01:59:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:59:11]  Mommy ain't giving daddy no pussy lately.
[01:59:14]  Mommy ain't giving daddy no pussy lately.
[01:59:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:59:17]  Baby bobbing his hands like this.
[01:59:18]  His first words are going to be blue balls or something.
[01:59:20]  Blue balls.
[01:59:21]  Mommy giving daddy a lot of blue balls.
[01:59:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:59:23]  Daddy going on the road soon.
[01:59:25]  So mommy should probably be getting daddy pussy soon.
[01:59:28]  I don't know.
[01:59:29]  That's just some, I would be a smart thing.
[01:59:34]  But you understand what I'm saying.
[01:59:36]  If you make me get a babysitter, you got to pay half.
[01:59:38]  I will pay full.
[01:59:41]  But it's an expensive rate because I'm getting the no fucking fee.
[01:59:44]  Say what?
[01:59:44]  I'm getting the no fucking fee.
[01:59:46]  You don't understand.
[01:59:47]  You want to spring.
[01:59:47]  You don't understand.
[01:59:48]  You don't understand.
[01:59:49]  I would gladly pay that.
[01:59:51]  I would gladly pay that.
[01:59:52]  I'm 100%.
[01:59:54]  I'll pay to have my dog boarded for a night if I want to have a good night with my girl.
[01:59:58]  100% in a heartbeat.
[02:00:00]  I would do that.
[02:00:00]  It's worth it.
[02:00:02]  I value more than anything on this planet, human interaction.
[02:00:05]  I've built an entire career around it.
[02:00:07]  Person to person, human interaction.
[02:00:09]  Love it.
[02:00:10]  We're laughing.
[02:00:10]  We're crying.
[02:00:11]  Whatever the fuck it is.
[02:00:12]  You got something really traumatic going on in your life.
[02:00:14]  You want to talk to me about it?
[02:00:15]  Let's go.
[02:00:16]  It's amazing.
[02:00:17]  This is what people usually watch TV for.
[02:00:19]  I'm so fortunate.
[02:00:20]  I'm around all these interesting motherfuckers in my life, and I get the real thing.
[02:00:23]  Your life's a TV novella.
[02:00:25]  It's a novella.
[02:00:25]  I'm living in a fucking novella.
[02:00:27]  Okay.
[02:00:28]  If I want to have a tragic comedy, I talk to Dove.
[02:00:30]  Okay?
[02:00:32]  I do.
[02:00:33]  I do.
[02:00:34]  You want to listen to a serial killer podcast?
[02:00:35]  Talk to Dove.
[02:00:36]  I listen to a serial.
[02:00:37]  I talk to Dove.
[02:00:38]  Okay.
[02:00:38]  I do that shit.
[02:00:39]  It's a real thing.
[02:00:40]  I have all these different characters in my life.
[02:00:42]  If I want to listen to an abused husband that got no say in everything and, you know, just slowly grind it away, I just spend some time with myself.

=== Human Interaction Value Discussion (17:04) ===

[02:00:52]  Nah, but you got to tell them about that guest appearance that happened on a plane.
[02:00:56]  Oh, dude.
[02:00:57]  Yo, I got to pee.
[02:00:57]  Can we come back to you?
[02:00:58]  I got to pee.
[02:00:59]  We'll talk about that.
[02:01:00]  Okay, we can talk about that.
[02:01:01]  All right, and we're back.
[02:01:03]  What were we about to say?
[02:01:04]  You're about to tell us about the time your very cool comic collected on the airplane.
[02:01:08]  No.
[02:01:08]  Okay, let Al tell.
[02:01:10]  This is a shared experience.
[02:01:12]  Al can tell the story.
[02:01:13]  Set the table.
[02:01:14]  I'll set the table.
[02:01:16]  We're flying to Orlando first class.
[02:01:18]  No big deal.
[02:01:19]  Nobody.
[02:01:19]  Shows the firebox.
[02:01:20]  It's really no big deal.
[02:01:21]  It's really no bigger.
[02:01:22]  All you guys are there?
[02:01:23]  Yeah.
[02:01:24]  We were already there.
[02:01:24]  Mark was already there because he's from Orlando.
[02:01:27]  Probably didn't fly first class, but Alex and I were flying first class.
[02:01:30]  Okay, I was economy plus.
[02:01:31]  I was a comedy plus.
[02:01:32]  That's awesome.
[02:01:33]  Hey, bro.
[02:01:33]  You got a whole plus?
[02:01:34]  That's a good one.
[02:01:34]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:01:35]  That's awesome, bro.
[02:01:36]  That's really cool.
[02:01:37]  I had a cliff bar.
[02:01:37]  Did you get a cliff bar?
[02:01:40]  We was drinking champagne.
[02:01:41]  Don't call that shit no bar either.
[02:01:42]  That's a cliff.
[02:01:43]  No, they're just so bad.
[02:01:44]  I see all of you at nibble.
[02:01:46]  All right, so we're in first class.
[02:01:48]  It's no big deal, right?
[02:01:49]  I'm in second row.
[02:01:51]  Right.
[02:01:52]  I'll see.
[02:01:52]  Right.
[02:01:53]  Al's in first row window seat.
[02:01:55]  Okay.
[02:01:55]  So I could see Al through the little space in between the seats.
[02:02:00]  Mark in first class is more space between the seats.
[02:02:03]  It's not as good.
[02:02:03]  Okay, let's keep.
[02:02:04]  I'm editing.
[02:02:04]  I'm editing that out.
[02:02:05]  I'm editing back for this.
[02:02:06]  I was getting edited.
[02:02:07]  Yeah.
[02:02:08]  So I can see Al a little bit through that.
[02:02:10]  Sitting next to me is a small man wearing ripped jeans, shorts.
[02:02:15]  Okay.
[02:02:15]  He put a skateboard in the overhead bin.
[02:02:17]  That's it.
[02:02:17]  Motherfucker didn't even bring luggage.
[02:02:18]  He brought a skateboard.
[02:02:19]  Okay.
[02:02:20]  Okay.
[02:02:21]  Probably of some Arabic descent or something like that.
[02:02:24]  He looked brown.
[02:02:25]  I never seen Brown do a skateboard either.
[02:02:26]  It was unbelievable.
[02:02:27]  He's so rich, dude.
[02:02:28]  Maybe that's it.
[02:02:28]  Should have reported him, dude.
[02:02:29]  That's sketchy.
[02:02:30]  That's a good point.
[02:02:31]  That was a very good point.
[02:02:32]  Motherfucker doesn't even have luggage.
[02:02:34]  He's about to blow his plane up and land on a half pipe, and that's how he's okay.
[02:02:39]  So now, Alex, you could take it away.
[02:02:42]  Okay.
[02:02:43]  So out of nowhere, I just no, no, no, no.
[02:02:46]  Maybe I'll do a little bit.
[02:02:47]  Maybe I'll do a little bit of a break.
[02:02:48]  You're going to say it better.
[02:02:49]  Let me jump.
[02:02:50]  Okay.
[02:02:50]  And then I'm going to let Al take over it.
[02:02:52]  I just give it.
[02:02:53]  Okay.
[02:02:54]  So I sit down, right?
[02:02:57]  I'm going to be honest with you.
[02:02:58]  I'm just going to have an honest moment with you guys.
[02:03:00]  I'm not, there's no cap.
[02:03:01]  It's nothing like that.
[02:03:02]  You pick my nose a lot.
[02:03:03]  I do pick my nose.
[02:03:04]  Okay.
[02:03:04]  I've even thought that I've made it get bigger from doing that.
[02:03:07]  I found out.
[02:03:08]  I've had that thought, but I also have a lot of irrational thoughts.
[02:03:10]  I have catastrophic thinking.
[02:03:11]  That was just one thing.
[02:03:12]  You can stretch it out, though.
[02:03:13]  But I think I might have stretched it out.
[02:03:14]  If people give women shit for having a bunch of sex, like, oh, you got a loose pussy.
[02:03:18]  I might have the loose pussy of nose.
[02:03:19]  Yeah.
[02:03:20]  I do.
[02:03:20]  Okay.
[02:03:21]  So I pick my nose.
[02:03:22]  And especially when it's early and I'm tired.
[02:03:25]  When I it's early and I'm tired, I already probably don't notice how people are feeling in my surroundings.
[02:03:34]  Yeah.
[02:03:34]  Right?
[02:03:35]  Like, I kind of already operate.
[02:03:38]  Spectrum.
[02:03:38]  Yeah.
[02:03:39]  I'm not, no, not spectrum, but I just kind of ignore what's going on around me and how my behavior could affect others.
[02:03:45]  Right?
[02:03:46]  I'm not saying I'm Elon Musk or anything like that.
[02:03:48]  I'm just saying, like, sometimes I just don't.
[02:03:49]  I just don't pick up on tags.
[02:03:52]  Have you ever seen in football practice, you know, those things that they're like tackle dummies and they just go through life?
[02:03:58]  That's me.
[02:03:58]  Yeah, right.
[02:03:59]  So like I, the tackle dummy doesn't really know what's going on, right?
[02:04:02]  Until it gets brutally assaulted.
[02:04:04]  Yeah.
[02:04:04]  Right.
[02:04:06]  So I'm sitting in C2 and I'm picking my nose.
[02:04:09]  And I'm fucking going for it, dog.
[02:04:10]  Like, I picked a few.
[02:04:12]  I picked a few.
[02:04:12]  I'm balling, balling, balling, balling, flick, right?
[02:04:15]  And there was one I was chasing, and I kept going and pushing it further up.
[02:04:20]  Oh, no.
[02:04:21]  And I'm up there with the pinky.
[02:04:23]  I'm up there with a pointer.
[02:04:23]  And at one point, I went up with thumb and I got the tail end of it.
[02:04:27]  And instead of pulling it back down, I pushed it up further.
[02:04:30]  Wow.
[02:04:30]  I went back in backside with the pointer finger, hooked it, got it down, flicked it, right?
[02:04:37]  I'm like, yes.
[02:04:38]  But also, I'm thinking while I'm doing this, I'm like, man, I'm really picking my fucking nose.
[02:04:41]  Like, your boy's out here, right?
[02:04:44]  All of a sudden, all of a sudden, as I'm back there picking my nose, I just hear, I just hear, hey, come on, stop picking, flicking your boogers everywhere.
[02:04:56]  Mad loud.
[02:04:58]  So loud.
[02:05:03]  You're picking, flicking your boogers everywhere.
[02:05:06]  Right?
[02:05:06]  What are you doing?
[02:05:06]  Picking, figuring, boogers everywhere.
[02:05:08]  Right?
[02:05:09]  And it happens.
[02:05:10]  And I'm so shocked that he could say it out loud and be this embarrassing to me that he would cause this much embarrassment.
[02:05:18]  I looked at him like Joe Button looked at the training in the dating show that he was on.
[02:05:22]  You know that shit?
[02:05:22]  Like where he goes like this, he just goes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:05:26]  Right?
[02:05:26]  So imagine you're him.
[02:05:27]  So I just look at him, right?
[02:05:29]  Yeah.
[02:05:30]  And I stare at him, right?
[02:05:32]  And he keeps going.
[02:05:33]  He goes, come on, you're picking your nose.
[02:05:35]  You're flicking boogers everywhere, picking, flicking.
[02:05:39]  Motherfucker sounded like Clive Frazier, son.
[02:05:42]  He's switching in this.
[02:05:43]  He's picking, flicking.
[02:05:44]  It was unbelievable, right?
[02:05:46]  So he's, I look at him.
[02:05:49]  He says it again, and I look at him.
[02:05:51]  I go, yo, you done?
[02:05:52]  And he goes, you could also put your mask on.
[02:05:57]  I killed him, bro.
[02:06:00]  Bring him on the car.
[02:06:01]  So I got a lot of stuff.
[02:06:02]  This guy is a hero.
[02:06:06]  I'm furious, right?
[02:06:07]  That this guy could try to embarrass me publicly like this, right?
[02:06:10]  He would say it this loud, right?
[02:06:12]  Now, in retrospect, in retrospect, so when I say, I'm furious, the audacity of this guy, this motherfucker was audacious, right?
[02:06:21]  So I say to him, because you know me, I'm angry as fuck, right?
[02:06:24]  So I say to him, I go, listen, as long as I don't flick nothing on your side, keep your fucking mouth shut.
[02:06:34]  Keep in mind, keep in mind, we still on the ground.
[02:06:37]  We haven't seen him to take off.
[02:06:40]  We haven't.
[02:06:42]  We haven't lifted off the ground in New York.
[02:06:44]  We still got three hours together on the flight, picking and flicking.
[02:06:49]  Okay?
[02:06:51]  I turn back.
[02:06:52]  I put my mask on because, you know, I'm supposed to put my mask on.
[02:06:56]  I look up out the corner.
[02:06:59]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:07:00]  He cooked me a little bit on the mask.
[02:07:02]  Not a little bit.
[02:07:03]  On the mask, he cucked me up.
[02:07:04]  Not a little bit.
[02:07:05]  They don't tell me to put the mask on.
[02:07:07]  He told you.
[02:07:08]  Listen, he told me.
[02:07:09]  I told him to shut his mouth.
[02:07:10]  I told him to shut his mouth and he ain't open his mouth again.
[02:07:13]  Well, you couldn't tell because he had his mask on.
[02:07:15]  And he couldn't tell if you had your mouth open or not because your mask was on your head.
[02:07:18]  All I know, all I know is this, is when the waitress came over asking for water, I said, he's good.
[02:07:23]  You ain't saying that.
[02:07:24]  Stop it.
[02:07:24]  Stop it.
[02:07:25]  Stop Captain.
[02:07:26]  Stop Captain.
[02:07:27]  The waitress said, you want some water?
[02:07:29]  I took a bottle.
[02:07:29]  I said, he's good.
[02:07:31]  And the waitress kept moving.
[02:07:34]  Asleep by himself?
[02:07:35]  Say what?
[02:07:36]  My man was wide awake.
[02:07:38]  He reached for the water.
[02:07:39]  I slap his hand out the way.
[02:07:41]  And I say, he's good.
[02:07:43]  I say he's 100% good.
[02:07:44]  Al?
[02:07:45]  No, no, no.
[02:07:45]  He's kind of good.
[02:07:46]  I'll tell his side of the story.
[02:07:48]  So all this happens is this.
[02:07:49]  This happens this, right?
[02:07:51]  I turn back.
[02:07:52]  I put my mask on.
[02:07:52]  I'm like, the fucking audacity of this motherfucker to be saying I'm picking and flicking my book.
[02:07:56]  Now, in the moment, in the moment, it did dawn on me that the guy reacted like quickly.
[02:08:07]  Like a person.
[02:08:08]  No, no, no.
[02:08:08]  But he reacted.
[02:08:10]  He reacted.
[02:08:11]  Do you know what I mean?
[02:08:12]  And that reaction could only happen if I flicked something and might have hit him or got close.
[02:08:18]  So because he said he, uh, so like, he said that, right?
[02:08:27]  Now, in the moment, I didn't assume that he was reacting to my boogers getting closer to him or some shit.
[02:08:33]  But when I ball up and flick, I'm not aiming really.
[02:08:35]  Like, I'm trying to go straight.
[02:08:37]  I wasn't trying to get his side.
[02:08:38]  But sometimes when you ball and flick, it gets a little sticky and the trajectory goes to the side.
[02:08:43]  So what I'm thinking is since he was wearing jean shorts, I flicked and that shit hit him on a calf or something.
[02:08:47]  And that's when he's like, hey, stop picking and flicking your boogers all over the place.
[02:08:53]  You know what I think might have happened?
[02:08:54]  He just knew he could boss you around.
[02:08:57]  And so he just didn't like the idea of what you were doing and he had to tell you how to behave.
[02:09:01]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:09:04]  I think it's more funny if I hit him with a booger, but that might be the thing.
[02:09:07]  So I think he reacting that way.
[02:09:09]  And I couldn't fathom.
[02:09:10]  Oh, shit.
[02:09:11]  Did that never turn on the whole pod?
[02:09:12]  No.
[02:09:15]  I think it might have happened, right?
[02:09:18]  I think I couldn't fathom that he would do it, but it might have been the case that one of the boogers might have hit his leg almost.
[02:09:22]  Right.
[02:09:23]  Okay.
[02:09:24]  If I had known that, I probably would have apologized and that kind of shit.
[02:09:27]  But I thought he was just getting upset at me flicking boogers in my own space.
[02:09:30]  And it's like, that's my space.
[02:09:31]  I can flick whatever the fuck I want.
[02:09:32]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:09:33]  Okay?
[02:09:33]  Yeah.
[02:09:33]  I turned back straight after he cucked me or whatever.
[02:09:38]  I told him to shut his mouth.
[02:09:39]  He didn't do shit.
[02:09:40]  Little ass motherfucker.
[02:09:41]  At the end of the flight, motherfucker stood.
[02:09:42]  What else is there to say?
[02:09:43]  You could also put your mask on.
[02:09:46]  That's where he flips into being a fucking full-fledged hero is the double down.
[02:09:49]  Because you could have whooped his ass.
[02:09:51]  Maybe.
[02:09:52]  Maybe.
[02:09:53]  Now I don't know.
[02:09:55]  My man has spirit, dog.
[02:09:57]  He ain't flying spirit.
[02:09:58]  He freaking talked.
[02:10:00]  He has spirit.
[02:10:01]  He didn't keep talking.
[02:10:02]  I said, shut your mouth.
[02:10:03]  He didn't talk the rest of the flight.
[02:10:04]  Yeah, but he said.
[02:10:04]  His TV didn't work.
[02:10:05]  He didn't even tell the fucking flight attendant or whatever her name was.
[02:10:09]  Everybody's TV.
[02:10:10]  It wasn't working.
[02:10:11]  I know everybody's did it, but it made me super happy to see him just pointing at the fucking TV the whole time.
[02:10:16]  Didn't dare open his mouth.
[02:10:18]  Didn't dare open his mouth.
[02:10:19]  Didn't ask for a little.
[02:10:20]  You know what that sounds like to me?
[02:10:21]  He's a very reasonable guy.
[02:10:22]  He's way more reasonable to me.
[02:10:23]  Or maybe he was just more intimidated by the Sky Waitress than he was you.
[02:10:26]  Maybe that's a possibility.
[02:10:28]  Point is, I'm trying to get to this Al Park.
[02:10:31]  I turn back around.
[02:10:32]  I put my mask on, right?
[02:10:33]  And I'm feeling pretty good about myself.
[02:10:34]  I feel like I told that motherfucker to shut his goddamn mouth.
[02:10:37]  Okay?
[02:10:39]  I see, at this moment, I don't think anybody heard because airplanes are kind of loud.
[02:10:43]  You know what I mean?
[02:10:44]  I'm like, maybe nobody heard or nothing like that, right?
[02:10:46]  I look through the gap in the seats, which is quite significant because first glass part.
[02:10:50]  And I just see Al.
[02:10:54]  I just see Al's shoulders like this.
[02:10:56]  And his head is like stuck in between his shoulders.
[02:10:59]  And he's just laughing.
[02:11:00]  And I'm like, is he laughing at me?
[02:11:01]  And I look up and go, Al.
[02:11:03]  And I go, Al, did you hear what just happened?
[02:11:05]  And Al just starts fucking losing it to the point where we're both laughing out loud.
[02:11:11]  There's a gay guy sitting next to Al.
[02:11:14]  He's like, I'll have what they're half.
[02:11:19]  His boogers, motherfuckers.
[02:11:20]  He don't want this.
[02:11:22]  And I didn't have the heart to tell the motherfucker.
[02:11:24]  You have me, mother.
[02:11:24]  I've been flicking boogers on the back of your head this entire time we on a tour back.
[02:11:29]  Oh my God.
[02:11:30]  So that Al is laughing so hard.
[02:11:31]  He gets up and uses the restroom.
[02:11:34]  I'm in tears, snots coming down my nose.
[02:11:36]  Like it was bad.
[02:11:37]  So I had to get out of there.
[02:11:39]  That was the funniest interaction I've ever heard on a plane.
[02:11:42]  And I saw some of it.
[02:11:43]  It's more funny for this reason.
[02:11:45]  Al didn't hear the part where I told the dude he got to shut his mouth.
[02:11:49]  All he heard was me go, you done?
[02:11:52]  And the dude goes, well, you can put the mask on.
[02:11:54]  And then me just turn straight, put my mask on, and not say a single thing the rest of the flight.
[02:11:59]  Which is way funnier if that's how I laugh.
[02:12:03]  I thought this motherfucker just got cucked so crazy.
[02:12:06]  He still did cuckoo.
[02:12:09]  You changed the whole dynamic of the interaction.
[02:12:11]  Because by saying, shut your mouth.
[02:12:12]  He addressed you at like level four octaves and you addressed him back at like negative two.
[02:12:18]  You're like, you could shut up.
[02:12:22]  I hear your reply.
[02:12:23]  I heard him.
[02:12:25]  I went psycho on him.
[02:12:26]  I went psycho on him.
[02:12:27]  And that is one thing I regretted.
[02:12:30]  I did not regret saying, are you done?
[02:12:32]  Because I need a little more time to think about what I was going to say.
[02:12:35]  And then I was so caught off guard.
[02:12:40]  The motherfucker caught me while I'm balling up a booger.
[02:12:42]  I got a booger in between these two fingers.
[02:12:44]  But why do you think there's no people around when you're on a plane?
[02:12:48]  So I was texting my girl.
[02:12:49]  I was fucking tight.
[02:12:50]  I had my girl.
[02:12:51]  I was like, yo, this motherfucker had the audacity to say publicly, stop picking and flicking your boogers.
[02:12:55]  And my girl was like, my girl was like, yo, you picking your nose publicly.
[02:13:00]  Like, you brought on this energy.
[02:13:03]  Isn't that shit the worst?
[02:13:04]  They try to get validation and they don't back.
[02:13:05]  You told me on my side, yo.
[02:13:07]  You know what I mean?
[02:13:08]  Hello?
[02:13:09]  She's on the side of right.
[02:13:10]  I guess.
[02:13:11]  I love this guy.
[02:13:12]  Are you done?
[02:13:13]  So funny.
[02:13:14]  Here's where your shut your mouth is useless.
[02:13:16]  He said, are you done?
[02:13:17]  And he was like, no, I got one more thing to say.
[02:13:19]  Then he said it, and now he's done.
[02:13:21]  I got nothing else to say now.
[02:13:22]  You know what I was saying?
[02:13:22]  You just shut your mouth.
[02:13:23]  And you did it.
[02:13:24]  You should have kept the mask down the entire flight.
[02:13:26]  But you can't.
[02:13:27]  They come up and tell you the fucking nose.
[02:13:28]  It wasn't down up until that point.
[02:13:30]  Up until the point he told you to put that fucking mask down.
[02:13:32]  That's why I wasn't because I picked my nose.
[02:13:34]  I don't pick my nose for the mask to fucking pull you on.
[02:13:38]  Oh, that was so good, guys.
[02:13:39]  I wish you were there.
[02:13:40]  It was so fucking good.
[02:13:42]  Hold on one second.
[02:13:42]  God did that for me.
[02:13:43]  I had a front row seat to that shit.
[02:13:45]  Hey, Besh.
[02:13:47]  Hey, what's up?
[02:13:48]  Is it possible to do a wedding for $50,000?
[02:13:51]  Oh, my goodness.
[02:13:53]  You're hitting me with that.
[02:13:54]  All right, I'll call you back.
[02:13:59]  You're on the podcast right now, by the way.
[02:14:02]  Oh, very cool.
[02:14:03]  For how many people?
[02:14:05]  You know, I'll put 100 in there.
[02:14:08]  Probably not.
[02:14:11]  Fuck.
[02:14:13]  Okay, I'll call you back and you'll find a way to spend all my money.
[02:14:17]  Love you.
[02:14:17]  Okay.
[02:14:18]  Love you.
[02:14:19]  Bye.
[02:14:20]  Okay.
[02:14:21]  That's bad news.
[02:14:22]  That's our wedding planner.
[02:14:23]  I went to college with her.
[02:14:25]  Oh, that's Sarah Bescherati.
[02:14:28]  Do you remember her?
[02:14:29]  Yeah, she does big-ass weddings.
[02:14:31]  Yeah, I know.
[02:14:32]  She's like a beast with it.
[02:14:33]  Yo, check out Bescherati Group.
[02:14:34]  I think they're the ones that do the weddings.
[02:14:36]  She's amazing.
[02:14:37]  And if you got big budgets, holler at her.
[02:14:39]  Yeah.
[02:14:39]  And if you want a bitch to keep your deposit for no reason, holler at Cinderella Bride's in New Jersey.
[02:14:44]  Bitch.
[02:14:44]  I mean, what did Cinderella do?
[02:14:46]  She kept our motherfucking money.
[02:14:48]  Kept that fucking sandal, too, right?
[02:14:50]  Hey, she kept the deposits.
[02:14:53]  She kept 50% of those sandals, yo.
[02:14:55]  If you go with this bitch, you finna turn into a pumpkin on your wedding.
[02:14:58]  Yo, real talk.
[02:14:59]  She's Cinderella Jew.
[02:15:00]  She did, yo.
[02:15:01]  I got God.
[02:15:02]  I should have known it's in the name.
[02:15:04]  Holy shit.
[02:15:06]  That's how you know it's a good idea.
[02:15:07]  Good talk because it came up as a campaign.
[02:15:09]  I should be using just fans that just for every single thing: flagrant catering, flagrant makeup, flagrant chauffeurs.
[02:15:16]  Yo, holler.
[02:15:17]  Reach out.
[02:15:18]  Holler.
[02:15:18]  Reach out.
[02:15:19]  I'm reaching out right now.
[02:15:20]  Holler.
[02:15:20]  It's not too late.
[02:15:21]  Flagrant personal trainers.
[02:15:22]  Yo, we need flagrant personal trainers.
[02:15:24]  For real.
[02:15:24]  Yo, shout out to the muscle doc.
[02:15:25]  Had us looking cute.
[02:15:26]  I haven't taken a shit in a week since I left, bro.
[02:15:29]  He's trying to put me in touch with a dude in New York.
[02:15:31]  I'll see if he can get you.
[02:15:32]  What is it?
[02:15:33]  I already forgot what we were talking about.
[02:15:34]  What was it?
[02:15:35]  Personal personal training.
[02:15:38]  Oh, that's what we were talking about.
[02:15:40]  Hey, bro.
[02:15:40]  Hey, bro.
[02:15:41]  Are you done, bro?
[02:15:44]  Are you done?
[02:15:45]  You got anything else to say?
[02:15:46]  You got anything else to say?
[02:15:47]  Motherfucker, told me, put my mask on.
[02:15:49]  Fucking piece of shit.
[02:15:51]  And I was ready on this podcast to apologize to him.
[02:15:53]  I was going to go right to camera and go, yo, he don't need your apology.
[02:15:56]  You won.
[02:15:57]  But he won.
[02:15:57]  When does the winner need the apology?
[02:15:59]  Fuck you.
[02:16:00]  Yo, fuck you from the bottom of my heart, bitch.
[02:16:03]  Little skateboarding ass bitch.
[02:16:05]  Hey, if I see you on first class again, it's on site.
[02:16:07]  I'm smashing your head into the window and I'm closing the window shit on your head for the whole three hours.
[02:16:13]  Fuck you.
[02:16:14]  I hope you're for the Disney World.
[02:16:16]  Bitch.
[02:16:19]  Quit it.
[02:16:21]  I know.
[02:16:22]  Fuck you then.
[02:16:22]  It's like the guy who's trying to get into not trying to fight.
[02:16:25]  Yo, hold me back.
[02:16:26]  Don't hold me back.
[02:16:28]  That's you in the shower.
[02:16:29]  After every altercation I have in the street that doesn't end in violence, I'm in the shower that night.
[02:16:33]  I will suck my dick then, man.
[02:16:36]  Suck my dick.
[02:16:36]  Then you're gonna honk at me in the street like that.
[02:16:39]  Fuck you, that bitch.
[02:16:40]  Hop out your car, ho.
[02:16:42]  Hop out your car.
[02:16:43]  Hop out your car, that bitch.
[02:16:45]  You won't hop out your car.
[02:16:46]  I slap the shit out.
[02:16:47]  Oh, shit.
[02:16:48]  I'm gonna slip in a goddamn show and kill myself.
[02:16:50]  Your girl's like, Andrea, what's done today?
[02:16:53]  I got a shower.
[02:16:55]  I'll be going through fights in the shower, bro.
[02:16:57]  I done knocked so many people out of the shower, bro.
[02:16:59]  Yo, I would hate to be a conditioner bottle in your shower, bro.
[02:17:01]  Yo, Sandusky's gonna be a good guy.
[02:17:03]  Can I be completely honest with you?
[02:17:04]  Sandusky would be scared to join me in the shower.
[02:17:08]  Skandusky would think he was about to come in there and get this ass, and he's just gonna hear me in there, like, all right, then you think you're gonna take my starting spot in the middle of school football team?
[02:17:16]  Fuck you, bitch.
[02:17:17]  Oh, God.
[02:17:20]  All right, let's hit these facts.
[02:17:21]  All right, facts, no feelings.
[02:17:23]  Feelings, no facts.
[02:17:24]  All right, feelings, no facts.
[02:17:26]  Let's do facts, no feelings for one day.
[02:17:27]  Okay, okay.
[02:17:28]  Said, all right, feelings, no facts.
[02:17:30]  All right, there's no facts.
[02:17:32]  I swear to God, that motherfucker, if I see him skateboarding down the street, I swear to God.
[02:17:36]  Did he really get me, dog?
[02:17:37]  He got you, dog.
[02:17:39]  Son, when someone says, are you done to try to intimidate you and then you're not done?
[02:17:42]  You won.
[02:17:43]  You won.
[02:17:44]  If you didn't beat his ass on that plane, he won.
[02:17:48]  You said, and you bigger.
[02:17:50]  I'm assuming you're bigger because you're not going to be able to do that.
[02:17:51]  I ain't letting up no pretzels.
[02:17:54]  I ain't letting out no pretzels the whole fight.

=== Skateboarder Street Confrontation (07:19) ===

[02:17:56]  I said to the waitress, I said, come here, bitch.
[02:17:59]  I said, listen, yo, he's good.
[02:18:00]  He don't know nothing, bro.
[02:18:01]  He don't want you.
[02:18:02]  You hungry?
[02:18:02]  Why don't you pick some of them boogers up and pick up?
[02:18:05]  Yo, you probably needed the water because your mouth is dry, baby.
[02:18:09]  He was afraid of my man.
[02:18:10]  I took a big-ass gulp of water, son.
[02:18:12]  Mask down.
[02:18:13]  He said nothing, pussy.
[02:18:16]  She said nothing when I was taking my big-ass gulps of water.
[02:18:19]  Listen to my music mad loud, tapping hella shit.
[02:18:23]  He really got me, bro.
[02:18:24]  Are you done?
[02:18:27]  That shit is legendary.
[02:18:29]  That shit is legendary.
[02:18:30]  He said, Are you done?
[02:18:31]  He can't put my skin.
[02:18:32]  Hit you with the bird man, son.
[02:18:34]  You finish or you done?
[02:18:36]  He really hit me with a fucking bird man, son.
[02:18:38]  How he birdman me.
[02:18:39]  Oh, man.
[02:18:41]  God damn it.
[02:18:41]  That's the worst part.
[02:18:42]  First of all, he yelled at you, and then all you said is, Are you done yelling at me?
[02:18:48]  Hey, hey, now.
[02:18:49]  Hey, now.
[02:18:49]  Hey, now.
[02:18:50]  I didn't say it like that.
[02:18:51]  Hey, hey, now.
[02:18:52]  I didn't say it like that.
[02:18:54]  I said it more tough.
[02:18:56]  I said it more tough.
[02:18:57]  Excuse me enough because I didn't hear it.
[02:19:00]  I'm just curious.
[02:19:00]  I conveniently only heard what the motherfucker said to me.
[02:19:03]  I was looking.
[02:19:04]  Nah, I saw you not looking because I looked specifically.
[02:19:07]  I saw how bad you were looking at this guy.
[02:19:09]  You look specifically.
[02:19:10]  I thought you were going to have my back.
[02:19:11]  You have shit.
[02:19:12]  You skirt.
[02:19:13]  I ain't picking my nose.
[02:19:14]  You know, he's a good one.
[02:19:15]  I got the whole training.
[02:19:16]  No, you fucked out of tips.
[02:19:17]  He was so scared.
[02:19:19]  He didn't lift it.
[02:19:20]  My man, I was scary.
[02:19:21]  Second confrontation happened.
[02:19:22]  That motherfucker took the parts of the seat to bend and bent that shit like that.
[02:19:26]  Blinders, bro.
[02:19:26]  He took the blinders, created a little cocoon for himself so he didn't have to deal with none of that altercation.
[02:19:30]  I dealt with that shit myself.
[02:19:31]  Motherfucker had a full skateboard, had a weapon.
[02:19:33]  Nah, I can't.
[02:19:34]  Throw a weapon on the fucking panel.
[02:19:35]  You can't back it when you're that far in the rock, zot.
[02:19:37]  You're that far in the rock.
[02:19:38]  I wasn't in the wrong.
[02:19:39]  I told him.
[02:19:41]  I said, shut your mouth.
[02:19:43]  You don't get no snacks.
[02:19:44]  Yo, nothing.
[02:19:46]  If you want to bring NFTs back, just NFT that whole interaction as he told it, that shit have gone for millions, dog.
[02:19:54]  I know one motherfucker gonna buy it.
[02:19:57]  He got money, too.
[02:19:58]  He's in first class.
[02:19:59]  He's so rich, he didn't even bring clothes.
[02:20:00]  He got bumped up.
[02:20:02]  Can you tell people an upgrade?
[02:20:04]  We got bumped up.
[02:20:05]  Yeah, dog.
[02:20:05]  I bought my fucking piece of shit.
[02:20:08]  Fuck that motherfucker.
[02:20:09]  Fuck him.
[02:20:10]  Fuck him till I die.
[02:20:12]  No, you're not.
[02:20:13]  Fuck him till I die.
[02:20:13]  There was part of me that was like, I hope this shit crashes.
[02:20:16]  Because that's the only way you could stand up for yourself.
[02:20:19]  I hope this shit.
[02:20:19]  That's the only way you could have won.
[02:20:20]  Is it both?
[02:20:21]  And I'm going to blame him.
[02:20:22]  I'm going to blame him when he's screaming through his mask on the way down today.
[02:20:25]  Put your mask on, bitch.
[02:20:26]  Put your fucking mask on, bitch.
[02:20:29]  Fuck you.
[02:20:30]  The worst part is that you thought you won.
[02:20:31]  Yeah, dog.
[02:20:33]  So when I'm laughing at him, he thought we were laughing together.
[02:20:37]  Yeah, it really hurt my feelings.
[02:20:39]  I thought we were laughing together.
[02:20:40]  I thought, Al, I'm laughing with Albert.
[02:20:42]  Ha ha, I just bitched this motherfucker up while we on the tarmac.
[02:20:46]  Tarmac Schultz out here talk that shit.
[02:20:48]  You won't get deliverance.
[02:20:50]  And the whole time he's laughing at me, thinking I'm a bitch.
[02:20:54]  I told him, shut your mouth.
[02:20:55]  He didn't say a word for the rest of the flight.
[02:20:56]  Didn't order water, pussles, nothing.
[02:20:58]  Yeah, go do a kick flip, bitch.
[02:20:59]  Bitch, that's what I said to him.
[02:21:01]  So when we got the text from you, I thought I'm winning.
[02:21:04]  He thought I lost.
[02:21:09]  That was the funniest interaction I've ever had before you said.
[02:21:12]  That shit was hilarious.
[02:21:13]  Oh, man.
[02:21:13]  Are you done?
[02:21:17]  My man didn't give no fucks, dog.
[02:21:19]  He wasn't done.
[02:21:20]  He was not.
[02:21:22]  He said, as a matter of fact, no.
[02:21:23]  You still gonna get this work.
[02:21:25]  Thank you for bringing it up.
[02:21:26]  Fucking hell.
[02:21:27]  Yeah.
[02:21:29]  Thank you for allowing me to air my second grievance.
[02:21:32]  He really bought me.
[02:21:33]  You were polite, dog.
[02:21:34]  You were actually quite polite up top, asking him if he was done.
[02:21:38]  Is there anything else I could correct for you, sir?
[02:21:40]  I pray that I got a booger on you.
[02:21:43]  If you're watching now, I pray that I got a booger.
[02:21:45]  Your leg hair or something.
[02:21:46]  Real talk, I truly do pray.
[02:21:48]  I love this.
[02:21:48]  And you know what?
[02:21:49]  There's chance.
[02:21:49]  You know what?
[02:21:50]  This is actually really kind of funny.
[02:21:52]  I'm not trying to say that I'm like a famous person, but I am.
[02:21:57]  You are.
[02:21:58]  I'm not trying to say I'm famous, but I'm well known enough that there's somebody on that flight like, Yo, that comedian that I watched their YouTube videos, yo, he was picking the out of his nose on his flight, right?
[02:22:14]  Like that, like dick.
[02:22:15]  And that guy yelled at him, and then he just said, Are you done?
[02:22:18]  That's all he said, yeah.
[02:22:20]  And then the guy wasn't done, yo.
[02:22:21]  And he's supposed to be good with hecklers and shit.
[02:22:23]  Like, he's supposed to like know what to do when the audience gives him pushback and he just crumbled.
[02:22:30]  I don't know.
[02:22:30]  I don't know which one's funnier.
[02:22:32]  This situation or where the girl in Portland told you to take out the shit.
[02:22:34]  That girl in Portland because she completely lobotomized me, bro.
[02:22:37]  Yeah, like that was head.
[02:22:38]  That was a headshot, kill shot.
[02:22:40]  When the bitch told me the shit, why I hate Portland?
[02:22:43]  I asked her where a restaurant where there's some seating.
[02:22:46]  She said, Do you have a phone?
[02:22:46]  I said, Yeah, she goes, You should try Googling it.
[02:22:48]  Nah, but fuck that bitch.
[02:22:49]  Yeah, she's completely in the wrong.
[02:22:52]  Hippo, hippo.
[02:22:53]  You don't like hippo.
[02:22:54]  She's kind of cute, actually.
[02:22:55]  She was not cute.
[02:22:56]  She was a hip-hop.
[02:22:57]  She was kind of cute.
[02:22:58]  You guys ain't no such thing.
[02:23:00]  You guys, you guys are disgusting.
[02:23:07]  You guys are disgusting.
[02:23:10]  You're disgusting.
[02:23:13]  Yo, you done?
[02:23:17]  Son, I'm an honest man.
[02:23:18]  Fuck that bitch.
[02:23:19]  She's a loser.
[02:23:21]  But that guy on the plane, that's a winner, dog.
[02:23:23]  You know what he did to me?
[02:23:24]  Y'all remember that viral video with the Indian where he goes, You do?
[02:23:30]  He hit me with that shit, but I didn't slap him.
[02:23:33]  How can she slop?
[02:23:36]  Hold on, cheeselap.
[02:23:39]  I should have hit him, bro.
[02:23:40]  But then the flight don't get there.
[02:23:41]  We don't get to do the shows in Orlando.
[02:23:43]  Yeah, that's where it was.
[02:23:44]  Yo, what's up, guys?
[02:23:45]  First of all, we got to announce some dates.
[02:23:47]  But first of all, thank you to everybody who came out in Phoenix.
[02:23:50]  It was great.
[02:23:50]  The trendout was great.
[02:23:51]  Saturday, the first show, we made a fucking movie.
[02:23:53]  We might actually put out a little bit of a movie.
[02:23:56]  But upcoming dates, I'm at Bananas and Hasbrook Heights this weekend on Friday and Saturday.
[02:24:01]  Kansas City, the weekend after June 17th through 19th at the Comedy Club of KC, July 1st through July 3rd, San Diego.
[02:24:09]  I'm at the American Comedy Club.
[02:24:10]  And July 22nd through 24th, Baltimore.
[02:24:13]  I'm at Magoobi's Joke House.
[02:24:15]  The name is ridiculous, but the shows are going to be lit.
[02:24:17]  Come through, AkashSing.com.
[02:24:19]  The infamous tour.
[02:24:20]  Get your tickets right now.
[02:24:22]  If there are some left, theandrewshoes.com.
[02:24:24]  You know all the cities we're going to.
[02:24:26]  We might be announcing a couple more soon.
[02:24:28]  I'll let you guys know next week about that.
[02:24:30]  But go get them right now.
[02:24:31]  Go get them right now while they are still available.
[02:24:33]  I know the next few cities we're coming to are sold out.
[02:24:36]  St. Louis sold out.
[02:24:37]  I think San Antonio sold out.
[02:24:39]  But there's a few tickets left in Dallas, Houston.
[02:24:42]  Go, go, go, because we're coming there right now.
[02:24:44]  Don't wait too long because the tickets get crazy in these prices and buy them off my website.
[02:24:48]  I keep telling you, theandrewscholes.com.
[02:24:50]  Okay.
[02:24:51]  That's where the tickets are.
[02:24:52]  They're between $55 and $75.
[02:24:54]  If you're spending $1,000 on tickets, $450 on tickets, you're getting raped by these scalpers.
[02:25:00]  Don't let the scalpers get you.
[02:25:02]  Get them from my website.
[02:25:03]  I'm telling you, this is for you.
[02:25:05]  We love you.
[02:25:05]  We appreciate you.
[02:25:06]  Now, let's get back to the show.
[02:25:08]  All right, feelings, no facts.
[02:25:09]  We're just going quick.
[02:25:10]  All right, we're going quick.
[02:25:11]  Drake Bell's out here talking to kids.
[02:25:13]  I get it.
[02:25:14]  Who else is going to know this motherfucker?

=== SpongeBob Drake Bell References (02:47) ===

[02:25:16]  Yeah, who does know?
[02:25:17]  What do you mean?
[02:25:18]  Like, I don't know about him.
[02:25:19]  I never watched that show.
[02:25:20]  Oh, you never watched Drake and Josh?
[02:25:21]  No.
[02:25:21]  No.
[02:25:23]  None of you guys watched Drake and Josh.
[02:25:24]  No.
[02:25:25]  That show is fire.
[02:25:26]  I love that.
[02:25:27]  I got everything.
[02:25:28]  Dude, did you ever watch Save by the Bell?
[02:25:29]  Yeah, we watched Hey Dude.
[02:25:30]  We watched Save by the Bell.
[02:25:32]  I did a TV show with him, one of those MTV shows.
[02:25:35]  We got to make fun of him, B.
[02:25:36]  Yeah.
[02:25:39]  I don't understand no SpongeBob references.
[02:25:41]  I don't understand none of that.
[02:25:42]  I see all these memes come up with SpongeBob.
[02:25:44]  I don't get it.
[02:25:44]  I know about this SpongeBob.
[02:25:46]  Dark duck was.
[02:25:47]  Liar dog.
[02:25:48]  Fire.
[02:25:49]  Get dangerous.
[02:25:50]  Darkwing Duck.
[02:25:53]  That's it.
[02:25:53]  That's all I got.
[02:25:55]  You don't get any SpongeBob references?
[02:25:57]  What?
[02:25:57]  You don't get any SpongeBob references?
[02:25:59]  No.
[02:25:59]  No.
[02:26:00]  I made SpongeBob references to you guys.
[02:26:02]  Yo, we just got to.
[02:26:02]  You know how you know China won?
[02:26:04]  I don't want to give this up.
[02:26:05]  I don't feel bad.
[02:26:06]  I don't want to give this up.
[02:26:06]  You know how China won, like all of our cartoons when we were younger had to do with ducks, right?
[02:26:11]  Like, dark wind ducky duck, all these duck tails, every single fucking thing.
[02:26:16]  And these Chinese say what?
[02:26:17]  Is this a big?
[02:26:18]  It's not a bit at all.
[02:26:19]  I'm just thinking about right now.
[02:26:19]  And Chinese people, during the heyday of ducks, was hanging ducks in the fucking window and made them ducks so goddamn delicious.
[02:26:26]  We were like, we don't need no more duck cartoons.
[02:26:28]  Eat them, motherfuckers, real.
[02:26:29]  Fuck God.
[02:26:30]  Fuck Donald.
[02:26:31]  Ducks is gone.
[02:26:32]  You don't see ducks doing nothing anymore.
[02:26:33]  Aflak.
[02:26:34]  That's all we got.
[02:26:35]  There used to be a doctor.
[02:26:36]  Corporate jump.
[02:26:38]  They went corporate.
[02:26:39]  Yeah.
[02:26:40]  It's unbelievable.
[02:26:41]  Wow, bro.
[02:26:42]  The Mighty Ducks.
[02:26:43]  You know what I mean?
[02:26:43]  You guys watch that?
[02:26:45]  They brought that back.
[02:26:46]  It's a series now.
[02:26:46]  They made it an actual team.
[02:26:48]  Yeah.
[02:26:49]  They made an actual hockey team, the Mighty Ducks after the movie.
[02:26:51]  Yeah.
[02:26:52]  Oh, that's fire.
[02:26:52]  Remember Tailspin?
[02:26:54]  Tailspin.
[02:26:55]  Monterey Jack.
[02:26:56]  Brad, come on.
[02:26:57]  Feeling notes, facts.
[02:26:58]  Go.
[02:26:58]  The thing that I wonder about with Drake Bell is: if you get famous when you're 15 and your audience is 15, is it possible there's something that happens in your brain that makes you stuck?
[02:27:08]  No.
[02:27:09]  No way.
[02:27:09]  All these Mickey Mouse kids seem like they got mad issues.
[02:27:11]  They're all off.
[02:27:12]  They got issues, but they're not fucking kids.
[02:27:14]  Timberland.
[02:27:14]  You can't be made a pedophile by being famous at 15.
[02:27:19]  There's no does that brain stay at 15?
[02:27:23]  Like something happens.
[02:27:25]  You're not necessarily always a pedophile, but you like stay at that age.
[02:27:29]  I do believe that.
[02:27:30]  Like Coley Culkin kind of off.
[02:27:32]  Nah, like the vampire shit.
[02:27:33]  Like, you know, how like if you have a vampire bites you, whatever age you are, you stay that age.
[02:27:36]  I do think that that is the case with like molestation.
[02:27:39]  You mean like Michael Jackson and being famous?
[02:27:42]  Not even fame.
[02:27:43]  Or in the room with adults and young family.
[02:27:45]  But maybe you could argue like fame is like a version of molestation.
[02:27:49]  I think so.
[02:27:50]  Yeah, like they're abused.
[02:27:52]  Because what is molestation?
[02:27:53]  You get your innocence stripped.
[02:27:54]  Yeah, bro.
[02:27:55]  Fucking Olson twins.
[02:27:56]  They look like fucking gremlins.
[02:27:58]  But just because you stay young don't mean means you want to fuck young people.
[02:28:01]  That's the point.
[02:28:02]  But he was just talking to this 15-year-old.

=== Billionaire Emotional Capacity Issues (05:23) ===

[02:28:03]  He was just texting.
[02:28:04]  You know, I did an episode of a TV show with that guy.
[02:28:06]  Really?
[02:28:06]  During the show called Safe Word where celebrities were like trying to dare each other to do shit.
[02:28:10]  Oh no, Safe Word.
[02:28:11]  Oh no.
[02:28:12]  Yeah.
[02:28:12]  Wow.
[02:28:13]  Yeah.
[02:28:14]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:28:14]  He was on it, but that motherfucker stayed using his safe word, which, you know, I get it.
[02:28:18]  You would think you would do that for your victims.
[02:28:20]  Holy shit.
[02:28:21]  I got the whole audience to boo him.
[02:28:22]  Really?
[02:28:23]  You wouldn't do shit.
[02:28:23]  The whole point is like, you're just daring each other to do these crazy things and tweet these crazy things.
[02:28:27]  Yo, you got to post that video, son.
[02:28:29]  MTV cut it because obviously they don't know how to be funny.
[02:28:31]  But I was just in like the panel and they would just have us there to make comments.
[02:28:34]  And I was like, yo, everybody, boo this motherfucker.
[02:28:37]  And the whole audience started booing him.
[02:28:38]  It was great.
[02:28:40]  It's like, you got to get that clip.
[02:28:41]  In retrospect, we should air it.
[02:28:43]  The guy deserves it.
[02:28:44]  Yeah, you got to get that clip.
[02:28:46]  Yeah, you got to hit that clip.
[02:28:47]  Did you get any like weird vibes from him?
[02:28:50]  I was, no.
[02:28:51]  I just thought he was like an awkward looking guy.
[02:28:54]  And I was like, oh, he was probably like the shit when he was younger.
[02:28:57]  And now it's probably a tough adjustment because you're not.
[02:29:00]  What exactly was he doing?
[02:29:01]  So the crime is that he was messaging a 15-year-old.
[02:29:06]  And they haven't released the messages, but they were allegedly sexual in nature.
[02:29:10]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:29:10]  So he's sexually talking to these kids.
[02:29:13]  If you're doing that on text, you've done crazy shit.
[02:29:16]  And his ex accuse him of abuse and all sorts of crazy shit.
[02:29:18]  Apparently, she moved in with him when she was like 17 or something.
[02:29:21]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[02:29:22]  The guy's got a rap sheet of like issues.
[02:29:23]  He started abusing her when she turned 18.
[02:29:26]  Maybe.
[02:29:26]  I don't know.
[02:29:27]  So maybe then it's okay.
[02:29:29]  Well, I was saying like when she became unattractive.
[02:29:34]  Yeah, she got ugly.
[02:29:35]  He was pissed.
[02:29:37]  He was done.
[02:29:39]  Okay, what else we got?
[02:29:40]  All right.
[02:29:40]  Anonymous is threatening Elon Musk.
[02:29:43]  Yeah, yo, listen, you're a billionaire.
[02:29:45]  Like, he's the most beloved billionaire.
[02:29:47]  Like, for some reason, he gets away without any smoke.
[02:29:50]  The motherfucker is, and maybe he's, you know, figured out exactly how to do it, but he gets no smoke at all.
[02:29:56]  He's almost like, he's almost like unanimously loved.
[02:30:00]  Yeah.
[02:30:00]  And that shouldn't be the case.
[02:30:03]  Bro, it's like you get successful, you become a billionaire, you go and get some hate.
[02:30:06]  It's okay, it's part of it.
[02:30:08]  Anonymous just sounds mad because the fucking Bitcoin price is down.
[02:30:11]  Yeah, that's probably just sounds salty.
[02:30:14]  I'm gonna be honest with you.
[02:30:17]  I don't know why I don't hate Elon.
[02:30:18]  I just see him for what he's just a character.
[02:30:20]  He's playing a character.
[02:30:21]  Yeah.
[02:30:22]  I think he's gonna make all of our lives better, so I let him rock.
[02:30:24]  They try to say he didn't start Tesla.
[02:30:26]  He bought that shit off of somebody.
[02:30:27]  Who cares?
[02:30:28]  I mean, yeah, they always try to discredit the inventor.
[02:30:31]  This guy didn't, Edison didn't make the light bulb.
[02:30:33]  We got light.
[02:30:34]  That's the most Tesla shit ever, though, isn't it?
[02:30:36]  What?
[02:30:36]  Get someone else to do it?
[02:30:37]  Yeah, the Elon Musk was like, self-make the business.
[02:30:40]  Yeah, he's like, yo, I'm just going to buy some shit that's already popping.
[02:30:42]  Yeah.
[02:30:44]  Tesla got ripped off.
[02:30:45]  Yeah.
[02:30:45]  Oh, because Tesla got ripped off.
[02:30:47]  Yeah.
[02:30:48]  Oh, I thought he was.
[02:30:49]  Scientist Nicholas Tesla.
[02:30:50]  Yeah, I thought he was in a self-driving car, and he's like, he did the same shit with the business.
[02:30:54]  Yeah, he's like, the business will also make itself.
[02:30:56]  Yeah.
[02:30:58]  Self-driving business, bro.
[02:30:58]  Yeah, it's fun.
[02:30:59]  It is.
[02:31:00]  Should that shit go off again?
[02:31:01]  What's wrong with that?
[02:31:02]  I don't know.
[02:31:02]  It's fucking haunted.
[02:31:03]  I think.
[02:31:03]  Anyway.
[02:31:04]  Yeah, I don't know.
[02:31:05]  It's weird.
[02:31:06]  But, you know, you're going to get some smoke.
[02:31:08]  It is what it is.
[02:31:08]  The crazy thing was what you were saying about his wife, Grimes, what she tweeted, or you were saying.
[02:31:12]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[02:31:13]  She put out a TikTok.
[02:31:15]  What did you say?
[02:31:16]  Basically, she was saying that AI, that communists need to embrace AI.
[02:31:20]  And she was saying how so many of her communist friends don't like AI for whatever reason, but actually, AI is the most effective way to get us towards a communist state.
[02:31:28]  Yeah, that's true.
[02:31:29]  Now, that doesn't mean that she's a communist.
[02:31:31]  Not necessarily.
[02:31:32]  But she's saying communists need to get on board.
[02:31:36]  Yeah, which actually I don't disagree with.
[02:31:38]  If you are a communist, no, but if you're a communist, that is what's going to happen.
[02:31:43]  AI will do all the work and they'll just have to supplement everybody's income.
[02:31:46]  And then essentially, we're all kind of the same.
[02:31:48]  Because the issue with communism is that you have to have people forced farming and you're forcing people to get out there and start doing shit that they might not want to do, but you got to have the village farm.
[02:31:56]  But if you got AI that's able to farm for you and do all your shit for you, then it's actually the fastest approach to getting a communist in the philosophical sense.
[02:32:04]  This is the universal basic income pitch.
[02:32:07]  Yeah.
[02:32:08]  Right?
[02:32:08]  It's like everybody gets enough to make a living and survive.
[02:32:12]  And then you can spend your time doing the things you actually love.
[02:32:14]  Yeah.
[02:32:15]  And it sounds good in theory, but I don't think it will work.
[02:32:18]  But it is going to be tricky when AI can do everything better than us.
[02:32:20]  Yeah.
[02:32:21]  It's also tough to take like this sort of like comrade, like Marxist approach to Grimes, who's the person that married literally like the man of capitalism.
[02:32:31]  I don't think she's the biggest communist in the world.
[02:32:34]  Is she hot?
[02:32:35]  What does she look like?
[02:32:36]  No, apparently not.
[02:32:37]  She's not?
[02:32:38]  Do you think that's like on, do you think he's doing that on purpose?
[02:32:42]  Like, I'm just wondering how calculated he is.
[02:32:44]  Like, is every decision he's making about his likability?
[02:32:48]  Like, successful dudes with ugly wives are immediately likable.
[02:32:50]  Yeah.
[02:32:51]  But they also named the baby like fucking alpha graphic.
[02:32:54]  Archangel or whatever.
[02:32:55]  Yeah, which is, I guess, a little annoying.
[02:32:57]  But like, oh, she's like a goth kind of thing.
[02:32:59]  Yeah, she's a scene.
[02:33:00]  Like, she's got, she's got a vibe.
[02:33:02]  But he was with Amber Heard.
[02:33:03]  It was a smoke show.
[02:33:04]  Yeah, but then he was like, nah, this is unlikable.
[02:33:06]  If I have, I'm a billionaire and I have like a smoke show wife, people are going to hate me.
[02:33:09]  If I'm a billionaire and I have a weirdo wife, like I don't, I mean, if he's on the spectrum, like I think he says he is on the spectrum, like it's not like he has that deep emotional capacity, right?
[02:33:20]  So he's like, what functions best?
[02:33:22]  I mean, no, he does have emotional capacity.
[02:33:24]  If you're autistic, you think?

=== Cancellation Fear Nuance Debate (12:59) ===

[02:33:27]  Yeah.
[02:33:28]  You just aren't picking up on like social cues and like how to like relate to people, but you don't, you still feel.
[02:33:33]  It just shows she's into all the stuff that he's talking about.
[02:33:35]  Like she is an alien.
[02:33:36]  So he's dating somebody.
[02:33:38]  Yeah.
[02:33:38]  To me, that seems closer.
[02:33:40]  Like, I'm just trying to say, like, maybe he's very calculating the decisions that he's making.
[02:33:44]  That's probably true.
[02:33:45]  And it seems too much to do.
[02:33:46]  I'm going to have a baby with this kid, but we've seen weirder things before.
[02:33:48]  I can't imagine he's marrying someone without calculating.
[02:33:51]  If he's calculating every other facet of his life, there's a calculation.
[02:33:54]  It has to be some calculation.
[02:33:54]  I don't know what the calculation is.
[02:33:56]  Tom Cruise marries fucking Katie Holmes in like an organized wedding.
[02:34:00]  They have a child together.
[02:34:01]  They found her.
[02:34:02]  Yeah, to marry him.
[02:34:03]  It's like unbelievable things that people do.
[02:34:06]  And he's not even close to as successful as Elon Musk.
[02:34:09]  So maybe Elon is doing this thing to create this moat around him, a moat of likability.
[02:34:13]  So I'm going to sell all my houses so I don't have any possessions.
[02:34:15]  So people can't go, he's the rich guy with all these houses.
[02:34:18]  How can I make myself avoid as much criticism as possible?
[02:34:23]  I don't have Amber Heard, the pinup wife.
[02:34:25]  I got this weirdo chick over here.
[02:34:27]  That's kind of likable of me.
[02:34:29]  Right?
[02:34:29]  Like everything that he's doing is based on likability because the more people like him, the more that he can manipulate the market.
[02:34:36]  If he has some people hate him and some people like him, then you have the Trump effect.
[02:34:39]  Now you're at war constantly.
[02:34:41]  But if the majority of people fuck with you and they're going to do what you want to do, you're a dictator with approval rating at 90%.
[02:34:47]  You can get a lot of shit done.
[02:34:49]  And that's what I guess we're seeing him do.
[02:34:51]  You're getting a lot of shit done.
[02:34:53]  It's very interesting.
[02:34:55]  I'm curious about when the reckoning will come for Elon.
[02:34:58]  Yeah.
[02:34:58]  They're going to find something.
[02:34:59]  It's starting.
[02:35:00]  This is the beginning.
[02:35:01]  You think?
[02:35:01]  That's the beginning of this.
[02:35:04]  Why not Tesla stocks?
[02:35:05]  I know.
[02:35:06]  Tesla stock.
[02:35:06]  Plaid mode comes out this week.
[02:35:09]  What's that?
[02:35:10]  It's the new plaid mode, but it's dumb.
[02:35:12]  Whatever the name is.
[02:35:13]  260 in 1.1 seconds.
[02:35:16]  Under two.
[02:35:17]  I don't know what the number is, but this car will dust anything on the road.
[02:35:20]  The range is 520 miles.
[02:35:22]  It's the Model S up.
[02:35:23]  The Model S.
[02:35:24]  So a sedan that's faster than any Ferrari that's on the road right now.
[02:35:28]  That's crazy.
[02:35:29]  Yeah.
[02:35:29]  Insanity.
[02:35:30]  And they change the steering wheel.
[02:35:33]  Or you have to get the actual physical upgrade as well.
[02:35:36]  I think it's the card.
[02:35:36]  It's the new model.
[02:35:37]  You probably need all new stuff to handle it.
[02:35:40]  So you basically have a spaceship.
[02:35:42]  Let's pay respect to our boy Elon.
[02:35:44]  No, no, no.
[02:35:44]  There's no question.
[02:35:46]  He's a smooth operator.
[02:35:47]  The guy's doing it.
[02:35:48]  But he's got some weird things going on.
[02:35:49]  But maybe he's doing it's.
[02:35:51]  Both things can be true.
[02:35:52]  He could be the greatest inventor of our lifetime.
[02:35:54]  He could change the way everybody does everything.
[02:35:56]  And he could be a fucking weirdo who, you know, is just like a character and everything is calculated.
[02:36:01]  And all these things can all be true.
[02:36:02]  Well, it's just crazy.
[02:36:03]  He starts at not realizing his tweets.
[02:36:05]  Like the Dogecoin joke that he made.
[02:36:08]  It just was an engine to all of these other alt shit coins of this pump and dump on that.
[02:36:13]  He's doing it with that.
[02:36:14]  He was doing it during Crypto Week this weekend with Come Rocket Coin and blah, blah, blah.
[02:36:18]  Then he was making tweets about goods and services.
[02:36:20]  Are the true Canada, United States, Mexico?
[02:36:26]  Because if you take the first letter of each of those, it's C-U-M.
[02:36:31]  And that's for Come Rocket, the cryptocurrency.
[02:36:34]  NAFTA.
[02:36:34]  That's what it is.
[02:36:36]  Interesting, right?
[02:36:36]  So he's having fun.
[02:36:38]  He's playing with shit.
[02:36:38]  What's kind of cool?
[02:36:40]  Normally, the people who move the entire world, we don't see.
[02:36:42]  We don't know who they are.
[02:36:43]  The fucking Koch brothers or whatever.
[02:36:44]  This guy is moving the entire world and we're seeing it happen in lifetime.
[02:36:48]  Tweets.
[02:36:50]  Fascinating.
[02:36:51]  Unbelievable.
[02:36:52]  What about Keep It On Billionaires?
[02:36:53]  What about Bezos going to space?
[02:36:56]  There's part of me that kind of likes it.
[02:36:59]  And I think it's like we need a check on Musk.
[02:37:03]  I don't believe that he has nefarious intentions, but like you need someone else.
[02:37:09]  It's a safety precaution.
[02:37:11]  I wonder if he doesn't even want to do it, but the government is basically like, yo, can you just please do this so that we have a safety, like a fail-safe in case Musk goes wild?
[02:37:22]  Right.
[02:37:22]  Because we can't be too, for lack of a word, like reliant on Musk.
[02:37:29]  Yeah.
[02:37:29]  If he's doing all the space exploration, all the rockets, all the missiles, like everything, and then all of a sudden he starts beefing with us.
[02:37:37]  Just last week, you were tight that the government was bailing him out.
[02:37:40]  I know.
[02:37:40]  Like, I think he should go.
[02:37:43]  I did say at the end of it, like, maybe there's good for competition and maybe it'll be good.
[02:37:47]  But like, part of me starts to look at this, like, does Bezos want that?
[02:37:50]  Or is Bezos being asked to do this?
[02:37:54]  And when you have a business that's that successful, you're in business with the government.
[02:37:59]  It's like you have to be, especially in America.
[02:38:02]  I'm wondering if they're doing this just as a safety precaution because Musk is kind of a loose cannon.
[02:38:07]  Bezos is not.
[02:38:08]  Bezos is, let's do this.
[02:38:10]  Buy the book.
[02:38:11]  I will lobby Congress.
[02:38:12]  I will spend half a million dollars.
[02:38:14]  I'll do this the old-fashioned way.
[02:38:16]  How do we do this?
[02:38:17]  I found a way to avoid getting broken up.
[02:38:19]  We're clearly a monopoly.
[02:38:20]  We're on the way to being a monopoly.
[02:38:22]  We have a huge advantage in like the goods business.
[02:38:29]  And that's not being checked by the government, probably because I'm working with them.
[02:38:33]  And maybe he's doing it for them.
[02:38:35]  I mean, that's just me trying to understand why.
[02:38:37]  I don't know.
[02:38:38]  What do you guys think?
[02:38:39]  I think it's possible.
[02:38:40]  I think it is interesting that Elon Musk could do it without.
[02:38:43]  But yeah, to your point, like you're in bed with the government at that level of success.
[02:38:47]  You can't not be.
[02:38:48]  So I can believe.
[02:38:49]  Yeah.
[02:38:50]  I mean, just go up there.
[02:38:51]  Just handle this.
[02:38:52]  You have an empire that comes with a cost.
[02:38:54]  Yeah.
[02:38:55]  He says he's going to be on the wild.
[02:38:58]  He's bringing his brother with him.
[02:39:00]  Really?
[02:39:00]  A whole family getting taken out.
[02:39:02]  What do you think?
[02:39:02]  Fake his own death?
[02:39:03]  Yeah, or Musk shoots that shit down.
[02:39:06]  Shooting down a competition, bro.
[02:39:08]  That's kind of fire.
[02:39:08]  Yeah.
[02:39:09]  What do you guys think?
[02:39:10]  All right, next one.
[02:39:11]  Fuck it.
[02:39:13]  Did you see what Cat Williams said about cancel culture this weekend?
[02:39:16]  I didn't see the whole thing, but I heard him a little bit.
[02:39:18]  I saw the snippet.
[02:39:19]  Yeah.
[02:39:20]  Yeah.
[02:39:20]  Basically, the gist is that he basically said that cancel culture doesn't really exist, that there's not really like a culture of cancellation.
[02:39:29]  And he uses this quote: if you ask all the people that didn't make it in the NBA, if you ask them, if you just lower the gold down another foot, they would all tell you that they would make it.
[02:39:36]  Nobody likes the out of bounds, but the out of bounds got to be there or else you'll run into the stands.
[02:39:41]  No one likes the speed limit, but it's got to be there.
[02:39:43]  No one likes to shoulder the road, but it's got to be there.
[02:39:45]  And if you ask people, oh, I don't know who we got canceled that we wish we had back.
[02:39:50]  Who are they?
[02:39:51]  If it's done for the reason it's done for and it helps who it helps, that's all that's going to happen.
[02:39:55]  Blah, blah, blah.
[02:39:56]  And basically he says that people back in the day when they could say whatever they want, maybe they weren't all that funny anyway.
[02:40:03]  I don't disagree with a lot of what he said.
[02:40:06]  I think there's a more nuanced way to say it.
[02:40:08]  I think you also should be allowed to, if your intention is to try to be funny and you fucked up, you should be allowed to try again.
[02:40:14]  I also think it's ironic that so many people were rushing to celebrate this guy and how perfectly he said it and were neglecting the fact that he fought and lost to a 17-year-old kid, got the shit kicked out of him, and also went on a, to quote the media, xenophobic rant toward a Mexican dude at a show who was offended by one of his jokes, told him, had the whole audience chant USA, USA, USA, said some shit like, if you don't want to be here, if you're going to support another country, get the fuck out.
[02:40:41]  That's not a very tolerant guy.
[02:40:43]  These are all very cancelable things.
[02:40:45]  They tried to cancel him.
[02:40:46]  Yeah.
[02:40:47]  He's just kind of neglecting all that.
[02:40:48]  And the people that are rushing to celebrate him bother me more.
[02:40:50]  I love Cat Williams.
[02:40:51]  People that are rushing to celebrate him bother me more because it's like, oh, now he's your hero.
[02:40:55]  Well, who knows?
[02:40:55]  Because he said one thing you agreed with.
[02:40:56]  Maybe he's acknowledging it.
[02:40:57]  Maybe he's like, yo, when I had all these people chanting USA, I actually could have brought it up.
[02:41:02]  He could have brought it up.
[02:41:03]  That's a great time to say, you know what?
[02:41:05]  I fucked up.
[02:41:06]  And he did apologize.
[02:41:07]  And I don't have a problem with Kat.
[02:41:08]  My bigger problem is with the people celebrating this guy.
[02:41:11]  Now he's your hero and we just ignore all the other shit.
[02:41:14]  Exactly.
[02:41:14]  Yeah.
[02:41:15]  I don't think he's, I don't think he's been in a position to like deal with canceled culture.
[02:41:21]  Like Kat's been forgiven for a lot of his transgressions because people are like, oh, that's Kat being Kat.
[02:41:27]  He's crazy.
[02:41:27]  He's on drugs or he's doing something.
[02:41:29]  He's got a tumor or whatever the fuck.
[02:41:31]  He is at some sort of medical issues, right?
[02:41:33]  So I think a lot of people just let him do whatever.
[02:41:35]  So he hasn't really experienced it because the expectation for him is so much higher.
[02:41:39]  Right.
[02:41:41]  But I also think this is a little bit of like just being a comedian.
[02:41:44]  Like we like to have the unique take.
[02:41:46]  So we say the shit that nobody else is saying.
[02:41:49]  And the unique take on cancel culture right now is that it's good or you shouldn't complain about it because the unanimous decision now with even within politics is canceled culture has gone too far.
[02:42:00]  Right.
[02:42:00]  Like everybody believes canceled culture has gone too far.
[02:42:02]  So in order to have your own little hot take, you're going to have to say you shouldn't.
[02:42:06]  And I don't think that he wants to write jokes differently.
[02:42:10]  I think if you ask Kat, I think he's a purist.
[02:42:12]  He just wants to say the funny things that he thinks are funny.
[02:42:15]  But he's making the argument for changing his material.
[02:42:18]  He's saying, you don't lower the basketball rim.
[02:42:20]  You don't do whatever.
[02:42:21]  And so, okay, Kat, so now you're not going to use certain words that you used to use before.
[02:42:25]  Like, now you're going to change what you think is funny according to what the internet believes is okay to joke about.
[02:42:31]  I know that he wouldn't do that.
[02:42:32]  So I know that he's not capable of living his raps, if you will.
[02:42:36]  So I think that this is more about like having a hot take instead of actually feeling this way.
[02:42:40]  And when he puts out more stand-up, he's incredibly prolific, Kat.
[02:42:44]  So when he puts out more stand-up, we're going to see.
[02:42:46]  And the stand-up is all of a sudden clean and he's going along with whatever Twitter says is okay to say and not using any derogatory terms, not being sexist, bigoted, homophobic, racist at all in any of his jokes.
[02:42:59]  Ven will go, okay, you believe it.
[02:43:01]  I have a feeling that's not going to be the case.
[02:43:05]  Yeah.
[02:43:06]  No, I don't.
[02:43:07]  But time will tell.
[02:43:08]  Simon will tell.
[02:43:09]  I don't necessarily disagree with what he said, though.
[02:43:11]  I do think that a lot of the cancel culture conversation is kind of blown out of proportion.
[02:43:15]  And if you look at actual comedians that are canceled for jokes, there's not a ton.
[02:43:20]  And most people that are canceled are like for actual bad shit.
[02:43:22]  Cosby or whatever.
[02:43:24]  It's typically, I find, like for actual bad things.
[02:43:26]  It's more, it's less like it's more the fear of cancellation that I think people are concerned with.
[02:43:34]  And that inhibits the creative process.
[02:43:36]  So it's like, how often does it really happen?
[02:43:38]  Maybe not that much.
[02:43:39]  But things only need to happen a couple times for it to create a fear.
[02:43:43]  Like the fear of getting into like, you know, being in the water and getting eaten by a shark is way more prominent than the actual occurrence.
[02:43:51]  Sure.
[02:43:52]  Right.
[02:43:53]  So we often dictate our behavior based on the fear, not how likely it will be.
[02:43:59]  Yeah.
[02:43:59]  And I think that's what a lot of like creatives, comics think about.
[02:44:02]  They're like, oh, I'd like to do this joke, but like, what if it gets out there and I get canceled?
[02:44:06]  I lose my sponsorship and all these things.
[02:44:08]  Okay, I won't do the show.
[02:44:09]  So now they can't create in this free environment.
[02:44:12]  Right.
[02:44:12]  And Kat is created for himself, to his credit, a career where he can create quite freely, kind of like what we've done.
[02:44:19]  And just to slice what you're saying, you're not saying someone that wants to do like an outright racist or hateful joke.
[02:44:24]  You're talking about someone that wants to do a joke that is like edgy.
[02:44:27]  Yeah.
[02:44:27]  But they might not be canceled for it, but they're like, I don't want to run the risk.
[02:44:31]  Yeah, exactly.
[02:44:31]  And the joke could be inherently racist because it's a joke, but that's not because of how you actually believe.
[02:44:37]  But the joke itself is racist or it's sexist or bigoted in some way.
[02:44:41]  Right.
[02:44:41]  But ultimately it's a joke.
[02:44:42]  But it's just a joke.
[02:44:43]  You're not saying it because you feel that way.
[02:44:45]  You're saying it because that thing said is funny.
[02:44:47]  Right.
[02:44:47]  Yeah.
[02:44:47]  I think that's a good distinction.
[02:44:49]  And I tend to agree that there are some people that are doing just offensive stuff and it's kind of lazy because it's not trying to be offensive.
[02:44:56]  It's just trying, I mean, trying to be funny, just trying to shock you with offensiveness.
[02:44:59]  I find that a bit corny, but I still don't think you should be crucified for that.
[02:45:05]  You fucked up, man.
[02:45:06]  Do better.
[02:45:07]  That's the thing.
[02:45:08]  And the audiences will decide.
[02:45:09]  Like, if enough people support that kind of humor, then you'll have that kind of humor and you'll have that kind of audience and you'll be fine.
[02:45:14]  Yeah, that's fair too.
[02:45:15]  And but just the idea of like the ability to go out there and create without being concerned, I think is important for us.
[02:45:22]  It is so hard to be creative.
[02:45:24]  Every obstacle that comes in here, I'm that much more in my head.
[02:45:28]  I'm that much less funny.
[02:45:29]  Yeah.
[02:45:29]  Yeah.
[02:45:30]  I will say one thing that I didn't like about his comment and that I disagree with is that he makes, I think, a false equivocation between like sports and cancel culture.
[02:45:37]  Yeah.
[02:45:38]  Where he goes, there's, you know, there's boundaries for a reason.
[02:45:40]  There's a speed limit for a reason.
[02:45:41]  And my thing is like, yeah, but those things are decided upon by a governing body.
[02:45:44]  Like there's the NBA or there's the government that comes together and says, yo, this is how these rules are going to operate.
[02:45:49]  And everyone that is in our jurisdiction is going to operate under those rules.
[02:45:53]  Whereas with cancellation and like the mob quote unquote on the internet, a lot of times it's dictated by like academia.
[02:45:58]  Is dictated by like random people on Twitter.
[02:46:01]  Like, there's no consistency or coherence.
[02:46:04]  It's just like, uh, you know, whatever the movement is on the internet.
[02:46:07]  So, like, if everyone was under the same rules, like, okay, we're not gonna trash politicians in this way, then it's like, all right, cool.
[02:46:13]  But if it's like, oh, you can only trash conservative politicians in this way, then there's some inconsistency.
[02:46:17]  And then there's inconsistency.
[02:46:18]  And so to me, it's like, oh, there's something that's that's happening that's not like what he we have boundaries too.
[02:46:23]  Like, our boundary is funny.
[02:46:24]  Like, if it's not funny, it's out of bounds.

=== Homophobic Chant Game Stop (05:33) ===

[02:46:26]  Yeah.
[02:46:27]  Right?
[02:46:27]  So the second it's not funny, everybody just goes, hey, buddy, regardless if I agree with the politics or not, the joke wasn't funny enough.
[02:46:33]  Yeah.
[02:46:34]  And you're not canceled for that, but effectively you are.
[02:46:36]  If you only tell unfunny jokes, nobody wants to see you, and then you don't have a career.
[02:46:41]  Right.
[02:46:41]  You've canceled yourself.
[02:46:42]  Yeah.
[02:46:42]  So I think that that does already exist, but I think he's misconstruing what's really going on.
[02:46:46]  Right.
[02:46:46]  And I don't chalk it up to ignorance because Kat's like a really smart guy.
[02:46:50]  And the guy will read, the guy will dig into it.
[02:46:52]  Like, I'm sure he's abundantly, you know, it's abundantly clear to him what cancel culture is.
[02:46:57]  I don't think he's just like riffing.
[02:46:59]  Right.
[02:46:59]  He knows what it is.
[02:47:00]  He's aware and he knows all the controversy around it.
[02:47:02]  And he's choosing to have this take, but it is what it is.
[02:47:06]  Okay.
[02:47:07]  Last one, and then we out of here.
[02:47:08]  All right, boom.
[02:47:09]  Yesterday, the United States of America, greatest country on earth.
[02:47:13]  Yes.
[02:47:13]  Played in the CONCACAF final.
[02:47:16]  Okay.
[02:47:16]  Which is basically a soccer tournament amongst like all the like teams in North America and like Central America and like the Caribbean and shit.
[02:47:23]  They played Mexico in the final and won basically at the same time as the Floyd Mayweather fight.
[02:47:28]  So a lot of people missed it.
[02:47:29]  Right.
[02:47:29]  But it was arguably like the most absurd game.
[02:47:32]  Why?
[02:47:33]  It was just chaos.
[02:47:34]  So basically the game went full 90 minutes.
[02:47:36]  USA and Mexico also were just like rivals in this division.
[02:47:40]  So like they're the two biggest teams, they're the two best teams.
[02:47:42]  They go back and forth winning, losing, that kind of thing.
[02:47:45]  And they played in Denver.
[02:47:46]  But the thing is, when you play a game versus Mexico in America, a soccer game, it's basically Mexican home field advantage every time because Mexicans, no matter where you are, they're coming out to the game.
[02:47:56]  And then Americans are kind of like, oh, yeah, we'll go if we can.
[02:47:58]  So no matter if you're playing versus Mexico in America, you're playing 50% in front of Mexican fans, no matter what.
[02:48:02]  So there's no real like home field advantage.
[02:48:04]  So they're playing in Denver and the game is just absolutely absurd from like start to finish.
[02:48:07]  There's like dirty plays.
[02:48:09]  There's the game goes full 90 minutes, then it goes an extra additional time.
[02:48:13]  They add extra time at the end.
[02:48:15]  They stop the game because there's homophobic chants in the audience.
[02:48:19]  Yes.
[02:48:19]  Which this is actually an interesting thing, like culturally speaking.
[02:48:22]  Because soccer players are the gayest Africans.
[02:48:24]  And Mexicans are the most homophobic.
[02:48:26]  Yeah, exactly.
[02:48:27]  So you got the two together.
[02:48:28]  Like, what's happening?
[02:48:29]  That's why they have the fence there so they don't beat them up.
[02:48:31]  Yeah.
[02:48:32]  No, but like they were building a wall.
[02:48:34]  No, but basically they start doing this homophobic chant in like the 90th minute and they add a bunch of extra time because they stop the game.
[02:48:40]  What was the chant?
[02:48:41]  So they don't have the exact chant, but basically they were saying puto.
[02:48:46]  And this, that's where it gets weird because they're just calling a male, it's a male bitch.
[02:48:51]  Yeah.
[02:48:51]  Puto.
[02:48:52]  But apparently there's a translation that kind of translates to we use it in the same way that we would use the word maggot with an F, but it's it translates literally to male bitch.
[02:49:04]  Yeah.
[02:49:04]  Because puta is bitch.
[02:49:05]  So you're a puto.
[02:49:06]  So it's used in the same way, but it's not literally the same word.
[02:49:10]  Right.
[02:49:11]  Right.
[02:49:11]  Okay.
[02:49:11]  And so then they stop the game.
[02:49:13]  So apparently like a bunch of these federations have put in this rule where if there's a homophobic chant or a racist chant, they stop the game.
[02:49:19]  Okay.
[02:49:20]  And then they put like a penalty on the audience, basically.
[02:49:22]  It's just kind of like a wild rule that I don't know if it exists in other sports.
[02:49:25]  How's that a penalty on the audience?
[02:49:27]  Because they say we're not, we're not playing the game until you guys stop it.
[02:49:29]  It was the only way to like the true diehard fans like in Europe like was the only way to like threaten them.
[02:49:34]  How do you penalize the audience?
[02:49:35]  Like they're not playing.
[02:49:37]  Because you don't play the game.
[02:49:38]  Yeah.
[02:49:38]  Now you can't watch the game.
[02:49:39]  They paid money to watch the game.
[02:49:40]  And if they continue to chant, we're just going to not play.
[02:49:42]  You're giving the audience too much power because now my team's behind or say they look winded and shit like that.
[02:49:46]  Oh, let's just start some racist shit.
[02:49:48]  Give them a little time out and then they back into shit.
[02:49:50]  Yeah.
[02:49:51]  Yeah.
[02:49:52]  That's what some people say they might have been doing because it was in the 90th minute game was tied up.
[02:49:57]  And then they start this chant and they're like, all right, what's happening?
[02:49:59]  Okay, so then what happens?
[02:50:00]  So it goes into extra time.
[02:50:02]  Christian Pulisic, the legend, the legend, scores a penalty kick in like the 116th minute, puts the team ahead.
[02:50:09]  And then right before that, the American goalkeeper got subbed out because he got injured.
[02:50:13]  So they put in the substitute keeper who's like from Denver, like grew up there.
[02:50:16]  And then like five minutes left in the game, Mexico gets a PK.
[02:50:19]  He saves it.
[02:50:20]  What's a PK?
[02:50:21]  What's a PK?
[02:50:21]  Penalty kick.
[02:50:22]  Okay.
[02:50:22]  He saves it off the line, like the most absurd thing ever.
[02:50:25]  There's like a streaker that runs on the field.
[02:50:27]  There's another goal that Mexico scored that they took back.
[02:50:29]  Like the game just had everything.
[02:50:31]  There were fights.
[02:50:31]  I was like crazy about this story.
[02:50:33]  They were throwing bottles and shit.
[02:50:35]  Oh, yeah.
[02:50:35]  That's the thing.
[02:50:36]  Like, that's the other thing I don't get.
[02:50:37]  How come we always talk about basketball players?
[02:50:39]  Like, one person throws popcorn at them and it's like the biggest deal in the world.
[02:50:42]  Everyone's like crying.
[02:50:42]  They're like, oh, he threw popcorn or whatever.
[02:50:44]  Because those are actual athletes.
[02:50:46]  Yeah, that's true.
[02:50:47]  And then at the soccer game, they're literally at the corner.
[02:50:48]  One of the best players in the men's team got hit in the head with a bottle.
[02:50:51]  Like a glass bottle, hit him in the head, and then they kept playing.
[02:50:53]  You know what the wildest part of that is?
[02:50:55]  I still don't want to watch soccer.
[02:50:56]  Yeah.
[02:50:57]  Like, that was the best.
[02:50:58]  This is the craziest match ever.
[02:51:01]  That sounds crazy, yo.
[02:51:02]  Yeah.
[02:51:04]  I like it.
[02:51:05]  You got to watch good soccer football.
[02:51:07]  I like it.
[02:51:07]  I still think it's cool.
[02:51:08]  I just want to know who were they calling a bitch out on the American team.
[02:51:11]  And what was he doing?
[02:51:12]  And was he being a bitch?
[02:51:13]  Yeah.
[02:51:14]  Because all those soccer players are some putos.
[02:51:17]  Oh, like the way they play when they fall on the ground and shit like that, flailing, always grabbing their ankle and then playing two minutes later.
[02:51:23]  There's a bunch of putos.
[02:51:25]  They are grabbing their ankles.
[02:51:27]  Grab their ankles.
[02:51:28]  Yeah, I don't know.
[02:51:29]  I think that's some puto shit.
[02:51:30]  But anytime America wins, I'm about it.
[02:51:32]  So this is awesome.
[02:51:33]  Shouts to Christian Pulissic.
[02:51:35]  We got to have him on the podcast.
[02:51:36]  He's a rising star, huh?
[02:51:38]  He's a word.
[02:51:40]  He won't.
[02:51:40]  He just won recently.
[02:51:41]  He won the Champions League a week ago.
[02:51:43]  For Chelsea.
[02:51:44]  Yeah.
[02:51:44]  And now it's.
[02:51:44]  Which is a neighborhood for Putos.
[02:51:48]  So maybe they were right.
[02:51:50]  Maybe it worked out the whole time.
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[02:51:59]  Peace.