Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Why Schulz HAD to Leave Miami? | Exclusive Patreon Flagrant 2 Clip
Aired: 2021-05-28
Duration: 22:08


=== Miami Class and Lip Fillers (04:12) ===

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[00:00:25]  Yo, we really came to Miami and changed, bro.
[00:00:28]  We were like, if anybody said, yo, Miami didn't change y'all, they was lying, bro.
[00:00:32]  If they say Miami did, they are true.
[00:00:34]  Think about it.
[00:00:35]  We came down here, okay?
[00:00:38]  Al got Botox immediately almost.
[00:00:40]  Yep, right?
[00:00:41]  Immediately.
[00:00:41]  I waited till the last week.
[00:00:42]  Yep.
[00:00:43]  You got Botox immediately to come.
[00:00:44]  Didn't you get Botox immediately?
[00:00:46]  No, I waited till the last week.
[00:00:47]  You got lip filler immediately?
[00:00:49]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:00:49]  Why would I need lip filler when my lips are bigger than yours already?
[00:00:52]  Son, I will say your lips are bigger than mine now, but before we came down here, it's not.
[00:00:56]  You got lip filler, son.
[00:00:58]  Yo, dead ass, did Al get lip filler or not?
[00:01:00]  Uh-huh.
[00:01:01]  I saw it.
[00:01:02]  There are old pictures of you.
[00:01:03]  I looked at that picture when you were shredded before.
[00:01:05]  Your lips weren't even close.
[00:01:06]  Thin lip bitch.
[00:01:06]  Thin lip bitch.
[00:01:13]  You wasn't expecting that.
[00:01:16]  Becky with the braid hair.
[00:01:18]  Yo, for real, bro.
[00:01:20]  Thin lip.
[00:01:20]  You were thin-lipped.
[00:01:21]  You got fucking lip filler and you got Botox.
[00:01:24]  Okay.
[00:01:24]  Okay.
[00:01:24]  You got lip filler and Botox.
[00:01:26]  Okay.
[00:01:27]  My pants and shorts were crazy.
[00:01:30]  My pants and shorts were absolutely crazy, out of pocket.
[00:01:33]  Bought a stupid watch.
[00:01:34]  Okay.
[00:01:35]  Became a crypto cowboy.
[00:01:36]  We became crypto cowboys.
[00:01:37]  Lost half the fucking money.
[00:01:39]  Listening to this idiot.
[00:01:41]  Why would we think Indians know anything about finances, bro?
[00:01:45]  What do Indians know about finances?
[00:01:46]  Well, India broke, ain't it?
[00:01:49]  That's not a bad point.
[00:01:51]  First time here, guys.
[00:01:55]  I'm going to say it's because the rich ones come here, but yeah, whatever.
[00:01:58]  Even rich ones here, what they doing?
[00:02:01]  They getting money being doctors.
[00:02:03]  Yeah, doctors all day.
[00:02:05]  They don't know financial advice.
[00:02:06]  They don't know about financial advice, bro.
[00:02:08]  I'm not saying Scottish people know about this shit, but I'm just saying Indians, this motherfucker over here owned no Bitcoin almost.
[00:02:15]  Wow.
[00:02:17]  Wow.
[00:02:18]  Fuck.
[00:02:18]  I'm going to keep buying.
[00:02:22]  That's what they do.
[00:02:24]  That's what they do.
[00:02:25]  That's why England was like, I give up, bro.
[00:02:28]  I can't deal with these motherfuckers no more.
[00:02:29]  You can't beat it, bro.
[00:02:30]  Rubbing shit all over them.
[00:02:32]  What are we trying to do?
[00:02:32]  We're trying to come down here and we try to give them a little bit of, what do they call it?
[00:02:38]  Class.
[00:02:39]  Freedom.
[00:02:40]  Nah, they don't try to fuck with freedom.
[00:02:42]  I don't think that's culture.
[00:02:43]  Civilization?
[00:02:44]  Culture.
[00:02:45]  Civilization.
[00:02:45]  Yeah, you know what I mean?
[00:02:46]  Actually, I don't know about that because I think you're the oldest civilization, aren't you?
[00:02:50]  Yeah, and y'all's culture is boring as fuck.
[00:02:52]  Culture is just being boring.
[00:02:53]  That's all it is.
[00:02:54]  Ooh, that's an interesting take.
[00:02:55]  You guys aren't cultured.
[00:02:56]  You lack.
[00:02:57]  It just means you're boring.
[00:02:58]  What is culture to you?
[00:02:58]  You start listening to fucking symphony and then you know what fork goes in what bowl.
[00:03:02]  Go get fucked.
[00:03:03]  That's all boring.
[00:03:04]  Interesting.
[00:03:05]  Give me one bowl.
[00:03:05]  Let's party at a buffet.
[00:03:07]  Okay, are there any cultures that are fun?
[00:03:08]  Like the Indian wedding is lit, and that's a cultural thing.
[00:03:11]  But we don't just, we say that's Indian culture.
[00:03:13]  When they say a person's not cultured, much better take.
[00:03:17]  Yes.
[00:03:17]  Cultured is they're boring.
[00:03:20]  Yes.
[00:03:20]  Coming from a culture, that's a culture.
[00:03:23]  Now, when they say you lack culture, that just means you have fun.
[00:03:26]  Now, I've also heard the term cultured referred to like you know about cultures.
[00:03:31]  Oh, no, that's valid.
[00:03:32]  That's a good thing.
[00:03:33]  But you're talking about specifically like class and culture.
[00:03:37]  He's class, that kind of shit.
[00:03:38]  You're just a boring person.
[00:03:39]  Yeah, you're just a boring person.
[00:03:41]  You're just not having any fun.
[00:03:42]  You're spending a lot of money to do it.
[00:03:43]  Yo, it is the most pretentious way to say it's so pretentious.
[00:03:47]  Oh, look at the class.
[00:03:48]  Look at the, what is there's another word that I'm fucking passed.
[00:03:52]  That's another word you're talking about.
[00:03:54]  Okay, other ways that we became full Miami.
[00:03:59]  You became a fucking foodie.
[00:04:00]  I've been on that.
[00:04:01]  He's been a foodie.
[00:04:02]  He's been a food.
[00:04:03]  He was starting up.
[00:04:05]  Yo, you know how you got southern hospitality?
[00:04:07]  Yeah.
[00:04:08]  You started making reservations for people when they come in the city.
[00:04:10]  Yeah, but that's southern hospitality.

=== Pretentious Home Interactions (14:47) ===

[00:04:12]  I'm trying to use the seam to split my ball.
[00:04:14]  Yeah, he's grabbing his clip.
[00:04:15]  Look at that pussy I just made right there, son.
[00:04:17]  Look at that.
[00:04:20]  You got that, Al?
[00:04:22]  Look at that.
[00:04:23]  I got a fat puss, son.
[00:04:25]  I got a fat.
[00:04:26]  Yo, stop licking your lips, son.
[00:04:28]  These big old juicy lips.
[00:04:30]  They go juicy smuckers.
[00:04:33]  Son, stop, bro.
[00:04:34]  You're about to give it a raspberry.
[00:04:41]  But for real, Miles, chill out.
[00:04:43]  Chill out.
[00:04:43]  Put my balls away.
[00:04:44]  Miles, I put my balls away.
[00:04:45]  Chill out.
[00:04:46]  Miles, Michael.
[00:04:47]  Chill like a lesbian.
[00:04:48]  Miles, chill.
[00:04:54]  I do look like a lesbian.
[00:04:55]  That's bullshit, bro.
[00:04:56]  I'm trying to go.
[00:04:57]  I'm dying.
[00:04:59]  Don't you look like a lesbian.
[00:05:02]  Son, Miles.
[00:05:03]  Stop.
[00:05:04]  Miles dressed like the pitcher from Bad News Bear.
[00:05:11]  Remember that little dyke bitch?
[00:05:12]  It was wrapping up her titties.
[00:05:14]  She's wrapping up her titties, playing ball, playing big bull.
[00:05:17]  She was playing baseball with the boys.
[00:05:22]  Chill, chill, Miles.
[00:05:24]  Chill.
[00:05:24]  You're just standing like it right now.
[00:05:25]  I know.
[00:05:26]  Miles, stop.
[00:05:27]  We love you, Miles.
[00:05:29]  We love you, bro.
[00:05:30]  Ain't nothing.
[00:05:31]  Hey, what?
[00:05:33]  Say what?
[00:05:34]  Go grab the movers.
[00:05:35]  Go grab the movers, man.
[00:05:36]  Come on.
[00:05:36]  Yeah, come on, you got it, man.
[00:05:38]  Come on, help him.
[00:05:39]  Yeah, good luck with that 20-footer.
[00:05:42]  He's busy posting moose hair square.
[00:05:44]  Damn.
[00:05:46]  Oh, shit.
[00:05:48]  Come on, bro.
[00:05:49]  Yo, Mari wearing Palestinian colors right now.
[00:05:51]  You are wearing Palestinian colors.
[00:05:52]  You are wearing Palestinian colors.
[00:05:54]  Yo, Miles is dressed more Jewish than you.
[00:05:56]  Unbelievable.
[00:05:57]  Think about it.
[00:05:58]  Unbelievable.
[00:05:58]  Yo, stay with your people.
[00:05:59]  Yo, yo, real talk.
[00:06:00]  Stay with your people and don't get yo, Miles dressing.
[00:06:07]  Miles dressing like a bulldyke, bro, is so funny, man.
[00:06:12]  Son is so true, dude.
[00:06:15]  It is so true.
[00:06:17]  It looks like some dyke bitch dressed up for the sandlot.
[00:06:22]  What can I play?
[00:06:25]  You swing like a girl.
[00:06:28]  Oh, my God.
[00:06:29]  Oh, thank you, Miles.
[00:06:30]  Thank you, Miles, for sacrificing.
[00:06:31]  All right, other ways that we went to yo, how did Mark totally sell out and go full Miami?
[00:06:36]  I think I sold out.
[00:06:38]  So Mark used to fake like he cared about looks.
[00:06:41]  Now he's all into it.
[00:06:42]  Oh, or he used to be like, yo, I don't care about looks, even though I get my hair dyed and shit like that.
[00:06:48]  Now this motherfucker goes to the fucking gym doc is like, yo, I don't care about getting strong.
[00:06:52]  I just want to look good.
[00:06:53]  That's all he cares about.
[00:06:54]  That's actually one.
[00:06:55]  I told him the exact opposite, but I agree with you, though.
[00:06:57]  No, you didn't.
[00:06:57]  Yeah, I told him I was on air.
[00:06:59]  He's like, oh, Mark just cares about looking good.
[00:07:01]  No, he said outcome.
[00:07:02]  No.
[00:07:02]  That's looking good.
[00:07:03]  No, he was talking about what you like to eat.
[00:07:08]  All right.
[00:07:09]  Outcome.
[00:07:11]  It was really bad.
[00:07:13]  It was really bad.
[00:07:17]  I'm like, come on, Tom.
[00:07:19]  I'm so sorry, guys.
[00:07:21]  Oh, dude.
[00:07:22]  That's for real.
[00:07:23]  That's why I'm going back to New York.
[00:07:25]  I know.
[00:07:25]  I need to.
[00:07:28]  You bought a speedster?
[00:07:29]  That's pretty Miami.
[00:07:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:07:30]  Have you bought that yet?
[00:07:32]  I put the down payment on it.
[00:07:33]  Oh, shit.
[00:07:34]  Yeah, I have no place to park it in New York.
[00:07:35]  I don't even know where I'm going to park it.
[00:07:37]  I don't even know where I'll drive.
[00:07:38]  What changed the most?
[00:07:41]  Oh, this guy?
[00:07:42]  You think I did?
[00:07:43]  I was more than you.
[00:07:44]  Nah, I don't think.
[00:07:45]  I don't think Miami changed it, though.
[00:07:47]  What changed, man?
[00:07:48]  You think I'm putting inevitably?
[00:07:50]  I think just getting money and getting more successful is like.
[00:07:53]  I don't know.
[00:07:53]  He was getting money in New York, too.
[00:07:55]  But this motherfucker.
[00:07:56]  Yeah, I don't think I have any more money, per se.
[00:07:58]  Buying roadsters or whatever the fuck they're called.
[00:08:00]  What are they called?
[00:08:02]  Yeah.
[00:08:03]  Is it changing?
[00:08:04]  He's wearing a hotel hat right now.
[00:08:06]  It's just so old and white.
[00:08:07]  Fucking whatever that's on his wrist and shit.
[00:08:09]  Like you changed.
[00:08:11]  I changed it, bro.
[00:08:13]  I did.
[00:08:17]  He fully embraced being Hippocrates.
[00:08:19]  Yeah, you still hold each other accountable.
[00:08:21]  And it's way more fun than the hippocampus.
[00:08:23]  Of course, it's broken.
[00:08:24]  It's so much more fun.
[00:08:25]  But what's wrong with changing, though?
[00:08:26]  Aren't we all supposed to actually know what?
[00:08:30]  What is that?
[00:08:31]  What are you doing?
[00:08:32]  What do you want me to change?
[00:08:34]  Let's just still be serious for a second.
[00:08:36]  What are you talking about?
[00:08:36]  Changing.
[00:08:37]  Akash is doing drugs.
[00:08:38]  Do we punch him?
[00:08:39]  Akash.
[00:08:40]  If he came down here and started doing steroids, you might have changed the most, bro.
[00:08:43]  Akash changed the most.
[00:08:44]  I still look the same, but I can't change the shit.
[00:08:46]  You stand up for yourself.
[00:08:47]  He stands up for himself.
[00:08:48]  He got a new shirt.
[00:08:50]  He got a new shirt.
[00:08:51]  Yo, Miami was.
[00:08:52]  Oh, shit.
[00:08:52]  He got new sneakers.
[00:08:54]  Yo, Akash really changed.
[00:08:55]  Yo, you the most changed.
[00:08:57]  Don't point your toes like that.
[00:09:00]  You showing thigh meat.
[00:09:01]  I've never seen your thigh in my life.
[00:09:03]  I'm in Miami, bro.
[00:09:04]  I'm Miami.
[00:09:04]  I don't want to leave.
[00:09:05]  I love it here.
[00:09:06]  Yo, I'm a better meat.
[00:09:07]  I'm a little bit crazy, bro.
[00:09:08]  Selling out shows.
[00:09:09]  I'm a better me, though.
[00:09:10]  You got on the hems.
[00:09:11]  I got him.
[00:09:11]  You got on hips.
[00:09:12]  Keeps, keeps, keeps.
[00:09:13]  You got on keeps.
[00:09:16]  Yeah.
[00:09:16]  Dude, Akash is different.
[00:09:18]  I'm a different guy now.
[00:09:19]  You are different.
[00:09:20]  I'm going to go back to New York different.
[00:09:21]  Holy shit.
[00:09:22]  Yeah, that's like, I don't think Al is.
[00:09:24]  I think Al's regressed.
[00:09:26]  I think that's what it is.
[00:09:27]  You became 90s Al Moore, I think.
[00:09:29]  After coming down here?
[00:09:30]  Yeah.
[00:09:30]  Talk to me.
[00:09:31]  You riding around like no helmet on your scooter.
[00:09:33]  Okay.
[00:09:34]  You never invited any of us over to your place.
[00:09:37]  That's disrespectful.
[00:09:38]  Yeah, you never really did invite us.
[00:09:39]  I didn't do that shit in New York either.
[00:09:41]  No, we've been to your place.
[00:09:43]  Yeah.
[00:09:43]  I've been to my place.
[00:09:45]  I've been to your place.
[00:09:46]  Yeah.
[00:09:46]  Other times I've been.
[00:09:47]  I've been to his place in Miami.
[00:09:48]  No, in Long Island.
[00:09:49]  And we live mad close.
[00:09:50]  He didn't even tell me, son.
[00:09:51]  He came to that place.
[00:09:52]  We all hung out.
[00:09:53]  He never once mentioned that.
[00:09:54]  You wouldn't even give me a ride home.
[00:09:56]  You said he didn't want it.
[00:09:57]  I said he was 50.
[00:09:58]  No, exactly.
[00:09:59]  Because he was looking at his face.
[00:10:00]  Nah, nah, it's kind of like 50.
[00:10:01]  Can I tell you something?
[00:10:02]  Akash is a piece of shit for that.
[00:10:04]  You saw that whole interaction.
[00:10:05]  You saw that right?
[00:10:06]  That shit was foul, bro.
[00:10:08]  That shit made my stomach turn.
[00:10:10]  Please, please point out.
[00:10:12]  I know what he did, and I didn't want to just call it out.
[00:10:14]  I'm just like, all right, I barely.
[00:10:16]  I needed a ride home, bro.
[00:10:18]  And then you said, yo, do you think you could give me a ride home?
[00:10:21]  That's what you said.
[00:10:22]  Yep.
[00:10:23]  Right?
[00:10:23]  And then you went, let me see if it's on the way.
[00:10:27]  No, he said, is it on the way?
[00:10:29]  I said, let me see.
[00:10:30]  Yep.
[00:10:32]  I was being considerate.
[00:10:34]  Considerate.
[00:10:34]  So I took you up on your consideration.
[00:10:36]  Let me see if it's on the way.
[00:10:38]  I said, turn up the map.
[00:10:40]  It's on the way.
[00:10:42]  You can't go to your house without going his way.
[00:10:44]  He just said, yo, we live so close and you ain't even inviting me.
[00:10:49]  Yo, this kid is wild, bro.
[00:10:51]  Yo, he changed the most.
[00:10:52]  I'm going to go to your house.
[00:10:53]  I'm going to drop you off.
[00:10:55]  I thought Indian culture is like fighting over, son.
[00:11:00]  You think I'm an Uber driver?
[00:11:01]  That's part of it.
[00:11:02]  I'm going to drop you off in the front door.
[00:11:04]  Which is crazy because I drove you home one night.
[00:11:06]  Oh, that shit is so far, dude.
[00:11:11]  I went past.
[00:11:12]  I did 30 minutes out, 30 minutes back.
[00:11:14]  Yeah.
[00:11:14]  The white man.
[00:11:15]  Yeah.
[00:11:16]  Yo, Akash is mad white.
[00:11:19]  That shit is so white of you, bro.
[00:11:21]  I'm checking.
[00:11:22]  That shit is so fucking white of you, dog.
[00:11:24]  Yo, this is incredible, bro.
[00:11:26]  You couldn't even give Al a ride home.
[00:11:28]  You want to ride home, you bitch.
[00:11:30]  I asked.
[00:11:31]  You fucking asked.
[00:11:31]  I asked.
[00:11:32]  You did ask.
[00:11:32]  Yo, say, yo, but you know why you said if it's not too much of a convenience?
[00:11:36]  Because when you asked for it, Akash looked at you like, don't ask me.
[00:11:40]  I didn't want to give him no ride home.
[00:11:41]  Exactly.
[00:11:42]  I know.
[00:11:42]  I got the energy.
[00:11:43]  You gave him a look, the energy.
[00:11:44]  He was like, yo, can you be out of it?
[00:11:46]  And he was like, all right, let me.
[00:11:49]  He said, they say, oh, you ready to go now?
[00:11:52]  Like, he was doing everything to say no.
[00:11:54]  Why didn't you give him a ride home, bro?
[00:11:55]  That's your man.
[00:11:56]  It's right there.
[00:11:56]  It's on the way.
[00:11:57]  What'd you have to get home to?
[00:11:58]  Get yelled at?
[00:12:00]  I was in a rush to get yelled at.
[00:12:02]  Among other things.
[00:12:03]  What else?
[00:12:04]  I have work to do, believe it or not.
[00:12:06]  Come on, bro.
[00:12:08]  We got Kevin here right now.
[00:12:09]  I got to do some shit.
[00:12:11]  You couldn't wait 15 minutes to film it in your house.
[00:12:14]  I would rather not.
[00:12:15]  You see?
[00:12:16]  Wow, bro.
[00:12:18]  Wow.
[00:12:19]  That's great.
[00:12:20]  I guess the verdict is out.
[00:12:21]  It's like Akash changed the most, bro.
[00:12:23]  And I thought he changed the least.
[00:12:25]  The lights went out because y'all all lying on me.
[00:12:27]  The lights went out.
[00:12:28]  I said, I won't tolerate.
[00:12:29]  And then we back on.
[00:12:30]  Yeah.
[00:12:30]  See, you trying again.
[00:12:31]  The lights flickering.
[00:12:32]  That's God.
[00:12:33]  Yo.
[00:12:33]  That's God saying get it together.
[00:12:35]  No, that's God saying you change.
[00:12:36]  That's God saying get it together.
[00:12:38]  God put your light out.
[00:12:39]  No, buddy.
[00:12:40]  God put your light out.
[00:12:41]  Hey, God lighting up.
[00:12:42]  This little light of mine.
[00:12:45]  I'm going to let it shine.
[00:12:48]  This little light of mine.
[00:12:51]  I'm going to let it shine.
[00:12:54]  This little light of mine.
[00:12:57]  I'm going to let it shine.
[00:12:59]  Let it shine.
[00:13:00]  Let it shine and shine.
[00:13:02]  Let it shine.
[00:13:03]  No rhythm, Al.
[00:13:05]  Go to church.
[00:13:05]  Go to a black church.
[00:13:06]  I'm trying to help them out because he was off.
[00:13:08]  So I was like, oh, let me clap like an old white lady.
[00:13:10]  You clap like what you fuck.
[00:13:12]  See, I was trying to help myself.
[00:13:15]  That's why.
[00:13:16]  Hold on, I'm tired of turning now.
[00:13:19]  Out of the Spin cycle.
[00:13:20]  And you let him get a little momentum.
[00:13:22]  Al, you let him get a little momentum.
[00:13:25]  No, we was jamming.
[00:13:27]  You lay your hands down.
[00:13:29]  I'm with you.
[00:13:30]  We was banging on them.
[00:13:32]  They were jamming.
[00:13:32]  You were jammering.
[00:13:38]  He's losing Steve right now.
[00:13:41]  And now we're back at neutral.
[00:13:42]  Anybody's game right now.
[00:13:44]  It's really a game.
[00:13:45]  Yeah, and I'm a bag in the wind.
[00:13:49]  Whoever got the next banger, I'm all on board.
[00:13:51]  Jesse, what can I attack right now?
[00:13:53]  Holy shit.
[00:13:55]  Come on, Mark.
[00:13:56]  Mark is scared right now.
[00:13:58]  Come on now.
[00:13:58]  Yo, Agas, can I say what you told me yesterday about how you gave me such a hard time that I wouldn't let Miles stay in my place for months on end?
[00:14:05]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:14:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:14:06]  Now you have people staying at your house, right?
[00:14:08]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:14:09]  And how is that going at home?
[00:14:10]  That's stressful.
[00:14:11]  It is stressful.
[00:14:12]  Why, why, why?
[00:14:14]  We got two dudes staying over.
[00:14:15]  Okay.
[00:14:16]  And I didn't really tell my girl they were coming.
[00:14:17]  Close friends, really close friends.
[00:14:19]  No, one is a close friend.
[00:14:20]  She has less of a problem with that one.
[00:14:21]  The other one was Kevin.
[00:14:23]  And I was like, yo, he's coming down.
[00:14:25]  Sad.
[00:14:25]  You better say his name, bro.
[00:14:27]  No, Kevin.
[00:14:28]  Could have kept both of them good.
[00:14:29]  Kevin and I are close.
[00:14:31]  But she doesn't know him.
[00:14:32]  Like, she met him once.
[00:14:33]  And also, he takes up a lot of space.
[00:14:34]  He's got seven feet tall.
[00:14:36]  Yeah, guy, seven feet tall.
[00:14:37]  That's a full ass man.
[00:14:38]  And she was just like, we got no food.
[00:14:42]  How much does this guy eat?
[00:14:43]  I don't know.
[00:14:44]  He's seven feet tall.
[00:14:45]  I'm like, yeah, we're going to be fine.
[00:14:46]  Don't worry about it.
[00:14:47]  And then very quickly, she was like, this is just a lot of dudes right now.
[00:14:50]  And I wasn't ready for this.
[00:14:51]  But they still there.
[00:14:53]  That's a little wild.
[00:14:54]  Yeah, but I feel like we're Indian.
[00:14:55]  You just let people stay at your place.
[00:14:56]  Oh, another Indian question I actually had.
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[00:16:15]  Hold on, we're not leaving this.
[00:16:16]  Yeah, we're not leaving.
[00:16:17]  Yeah.
[00:16:18]  Come on, son.
[00:16:20]  I got confused.
[00:16:21]  There's a lot of mutual man.
[00:16:23]  I'm growing show off.
[00:16:25]  I'm growing show all the time.
[00:16:26]  I thought it was NPR.
[00:16:27]  I thought it was NPR.
[00:16:31]  Oh, damn.
[00:16:32]  Come on, Todd.
[00:16:33]  Damn, come on, Todd.
[00:16:36]  Oh, come on, son.
[00:16:39]  All you had to do was just flip it.
[00:16:41]  Come on.
[00:16:42]  We had it.
[00:16:43]  It was so ready, too.
[00:16:48]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:49]  We had iPods right where he wanted us.
[00:16:52]  You peaked eight years ago, bro.
[00:16:55]  Yeah, let's go.
[00:16:56]  Follow me with the overnight.
[00:16:57]  Oh, yeah.
[00:16:58]  Swing them hips.
[00:16:59]  Yeah, coming up to the mound.
[00:17:01]  Coming up to the mound.
[00:17:04]  Leslie.
[00:17:07]  Yo, where'd my hat go?
[00:17:10]  Oh, I threw that shit all the way over.
[00:17:14]  Hey, hey, I'm going to let it shine.
[00:17:18]  But you gave me so much shit for not letting Miles stay in my place.
[00:17:20]  Yeah, but you didn't let him stay.
[00:17:21]  Yeah, of course not because I recognize that it's more important to keep my wife happy, bro.
[00:17:25]  Well, that makes one of us.
[00:17:26]  No, that's better.
[00:17:27]  That's different.
[00:17:27]  Two dudes versus one, huge difference.
[00:17:31]  And he had his own room.
[00:17:33]  No, they don't have their own room.
[00:17:35]  He didn't have his own room.
[00:17:36]  He didn't have his own room.
[00:17:37]  She goes to the kitchen like she has to see one another and shit like that.
[00:17:39]  It's a thing.
[00:17:40]  It's a bit of a thing.
[00:17:41]  Different.
[00:17:41]  Bro, we have to share a bathroom.
[00:17:42]  How long?
[00:17:43]  Hold on.
[00:17:43]  How long are they staying?
[00:17:45]  We're out today.
[00:17:46]  But how long have they been there?
[00:17:48]  Sunday.
[00:17:49]  What day is it?
[00:17:50]  Friday.
[00:17:51]  Yes, it's a lot.
[00:17:52]  I'm with your girl on that one.
[00:17:53]  That's absolutely.
[00:17:54]  I completely agree.
[00:17:55]  I'm also with your girl, which is why I'm also.
[00:17:57]  We didn't ask.
[00:18:01]  I'm also with my girl when it comes to letting Miles stay.
[00:18:04]  Savvy didn't ask.
[00:18:05]  Why are you still talking?
[00:18:06]  Yeah, I know.
[00:18:06]  The reason why your shit makes no sense is because you have roommates.
[00:18:09]  Exactly.
[00:18:10]  Yeah, so it's like roommates to have a little bit more roommates ain't a big deal.
[00:18:13]  No.
[00:18:14]  And you moved him out here.
[00:18:16]  You were the one that was like, yo, Miles, come out here.
[00:18:20]  It's another room.
[00:18:21]  I feel the time to turn it.
[00:18:24]  You snut yourself up for this, Mark.
[00:18:26]  You didn't protect yourself from all of us.
[00:18:28]  I'm let my hands down.
[00:18:30]  Light of mine.
[00:18:31]  Hey, I'm going to let it shine.
[00:18:35]  This is a light of mine.
[00:18:36]  I'm fucked.
[00:18:37]  I'm going to let it shine.
[00:18:39]  I'm fucked.
[00:18:40]  This is a lot of mine.
[00:18:43]  I'm going to let it shine.
[00:18:45]  Shadow, Mark.
[00:18:46]  Shadow Mark.
[00:18:48]  Shadow Mark.
[00:18:50]  Yeah.
[00:18:50]  What did I do?
[00:18:51]  Okay.
[00:18:52]  Miles.
[00:18:53]  Miles grabbed the mic.
[00:18:54]  You can't stand with your dick, bro.
[00:18:55]  Let's go.
[00:18:56]  Say that shit.
[00:18:57]  Say that shit.
[00:18:58]  Hold on.
[00:18:59]  Say that shit.
[00:18:59]  He's looking at me.

=== Honest Changes with Tushar (03:08) ===

[00:19:00]  I don't know who it is.
[00:19:01]  Coming at that shit.
[00:19:02]  Fuck that shit.
[00:19:04]  Usually he can go in his dyke bar and tell the story.
[00:19:09]  Hang around.
[00:19:10]  But the dyke bitch is drinking Paps Blue Ribbon.
[00:19:12]  Like, Mark will never let me stand.
[00:19:15]  Oh, yeah, one more time, Patricia.
[00:19:17]  He was spitting lips the whole time.
[00:19:18]  He was like, come on, Mark.
[00:19:20]  Where's the oats, bro?
[00:19:21]  That's how he was.
[00:19:21]  I didn't want to stay.
[00:19:23]  Go, Mark.
[00:19:24]  Go, Mark.
[00:19:24]  I mean, go, Miles.
[00:19:25]  Go.
[00:19:26]  Yeah.
[00:19:26]  I was just going to say, that's the blackest I've ever seen LB.
[00:19:29]  He was clapping real good, bro.
[00:19:32]  Okay, I got it.
[00:19:33]  We're on board.
[00:19:34]  All right.
[00:19:35]  That's it.
[00:19:35]  That's not.
[00:19:37]  I knew that that was going to be slow.
[00:19:38]  I knew that that was going to slow.
[00:19:39]  Miles, you really stopped us to say that Miles.
[00:19:43]  Yo, let me tell you something.
[00:19:45]  That's the most softball shit.
[00:19:46]  The way he underhanded that comment, bro.
[00:19:48]  That's a good point.
[00:19:49]  And he didn't even do the fast wind up joint.
[00:19:55]  He did the high lob.
[00:19:56]  They did the high lob on that.
[00:19:59]  Shit.
[00:20:02]  Thanks for getting me out, Miles.
[00:20:03]  Appreciate it.
[00:20:04]  Bro, we had him.
[00:20:05]  But in all seriousness, this is our last episode down here in Miami.
[00:20:08]  So let's get it all out right now.
[00:20:09]  You brought a seven-foot man that your girl don't even know.
[00:20:13]  Yeah.
[00:20:14]  Probably got a huge dick with the big dang-a-lang.
[00:20:17]  Big dick, bro.
[00:20:18]  Using up all the towels.
[00:20:20]  Yeah.
[00:20:20]  You got your other friend, the Indian teeny towel.
[00:20:23]  Touchar.
[00:20:24]  Oh, I know Tushar.
[00:20:25]  Yeah.
[00:20:25]  Don't I know Tushar?
[00:20:26]  Okay.
[00:20:27]  So don't I know him?
[00:20:28]  We've hung out for hours on end.
[00:20:30]  Yo, can I be honest?
[00:20:31]  You've changed.
[00:20:31]  Can I be honest?
[00:20:32]  You have changed so much, bro.
[00:20:34]  He doesn't remember people anymore.
[00:20:36]  Yo, wow.
[00:20:36]  What a metamorphosis.
[00:20:37]  Can I be honest with you?
[00:20:38]  Indian names are.
[00:20:39]  I know you're trying, but I ain't never let it happen.
[00:20:41]  What do you mean?
[00:20:41]  I don't even wanna.
[00:20:42]  I ain't gonna be like, why aren't you going with me?
[00:20:45]  Because I'm afraid he'll turn it back over.
[00:20:48]  You're finger like that.
[00:20:49]  I don't know.
[00:20:51]  Let me show you how this is done.
[00:20:54]  No, but I will say this with Indian names, it's similar to Game of Thrones in that, like, the names were so different.
[00:21:00]  You know, you first started watching, and you're like, Tyrion, what's Tyrion?
[00:21:02]  Like, I don't know.
[00:21:03]  All the names are so different, I confuse the names.
[00:21:05]  Right.
[00:21:05]  I know who Tushar is.
[00:21:07]  Yeah.
[00:21:07]  Okay.
[00:21:07]  Touchar.
[00:21:08]  Tushar.
[00:21:09]  Yeah.
[00:21:10]  I know Tushar.
[00:21:11]  Yeah.
[00:21:11]  Tushar.
[00:21:12]  Yeah.
[00:21:12]  That's the actual guy that gave us all COVID, by the way.
[00:21:15]  Wow.
[00:21:16]  You a snitch, bro.
[00:21:17]  Came to mind.
[00:21:18]  Well, he told Mark yesterday.
[00:21:19]  That's why I felt like it was okay to share.
[00:21:21]  Because the second he met Mark yesterday, he goes, Buddy, I gave you COVID.
[00:21:26]  Those opening words.
[00:21:27]  Yeah.
[00:21:27]  I knew it was him.
[00:21:28]  Yeah.
[00:21:29]  How'd you know?
[00:21:29]  He's been in your body, bro.
[00:21:31]  I know it was him.
[00:21:31]  He's been inside.
[00:21:32]  Tushar has been in your body.
[00:21:33]  I know he has, and I knew it was him.
[00:21:35]  How'd you know?
[00:21:37]  He's from Alabama, right?
[00:21:38]  Yeah.
[00:21:39]  I knew it was him.
[00:21:40]  How'd you know?
[00:21:40]  I mean, you did tell it.
[00:21:42]  You told us.
[00:21:42]  Yeah.
[00:21:43]  I told you off shit.
[00:21:44]  No, you thought it was off air.
[00:21:45]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:21:46]  But then when he yelled at Mark, I was like, he don't mind if people know.
[00:21:48]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:21:49]  Oh, you're, oh, you're coming out for the first time on air.
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