Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Bezos Or Gates: Whose Ex Is Hotter? ft Jared Freid
Aired: 2021-05-07
Duration: 21:44


=== Hey Bill, Just Got Involved (07:28) ===

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[00:00:25]  All right, let's do some question.
[00:00:27]  Dr. Umar.
[00:00:28]  Boy, bro.
[00:00:29]  Dr. Umar.
[00:00:30]  Boy.
[00:00:30]  Yo, what's going on, fellas?
[00:00:31]  Tunji Taylor Lewis here.
[00:00:33]  All right, so here's a scenario.
[00:00:34]  You got Bill Gates' ex-wife over here.
[00:00:38]  You got Jeff Bezos' ex-wife over here.
[00:00:42]  They've both come up to you at the same time and said, hey, boy, you kind of cute.
[00:00:46]  You want to get a feel of these heavies?
[00:00:48]  Which one are you going for?
[00:00:51]  Who am I going for?
[00:00:52]  Melinda or Jeff Bezos' wife?
[00:00:55]  I think it's got to be Bezos' wife.
[00:00:57]  She's a little bit younger.
[00:00:59]  Yeah.
[00:01:00]  I forget.
[00:01:01]  It's Bezos' wife.
[00:01:02]  I mean, that picture, I'm looking at it.
[00:01:04]  And also, I mean, yeah, not even close.
[00:01:06]  Yeah.
[00:01:07]  Yeah, I'm looking at it side by side, not even close.
[00:01:09]  Yeah.
[00:01:09]  Yeah, but Bezos' wife is giving it all away.
[00:01:11]  We don't know what yeah, before yeah, but that's before you get in there.
[00:01:14]  I just need a bill, bro.
[00:01:15]  Doesn't mean she's not gonna have a nice hotel room.
[00:01:18]  Yeah, she got 30 billion.
[00:01:19]  She gave away 29.
[00:01:20]  She's a fucking hero, and she still got a billion.
[00:01:23]  Yeah, she could give you a whole billion dollars, Al.
[00:01:25]  Okay, yeah.
[00:01:26]  Well, also, she's not.
[00:01:28]  Also, the tech world.
[00:01:30]  Oh, wow.
[00:01:31]  Yeah, he was winning in that relationship.
[00:01:33]  I'm sorry.
[00:01:34]  Yeah, he was winning that relationship.
[00:01:35]  He was cuter.
[00:01:36]  Well, he was better loving over time.
[00:01:37]  He really did.
[00:01:38]  He put money in.
[00:01:39]  He improved being a man.
[00:01:40]  Yeah.
[00:01:41]  Yeah.
[00:01:42]  So, yeah, Tunji, you're right, bro.
[00:01:43]  Actually, you didn't say one or the other.
[00:01:45]  You just asked me.
[00:01:46]  It's unanimous.
[00:01:47]  But it is unanimous.
[00:01:48]  We're going after Amazon.
[00:01:49]  Without a doubt, homie.
[00:01:51]  Amazon, it is.
[00:01:52]  And then you could say stuff like, I'm going to get you this package.
[00:01:55]  You know, like, you can fuck with Bezos during the fucking time.
[00:01:59]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:00]  If they did old bitch bachelorette, should it be Melinda Gates?
[00:02:02]  So that's dope.
[00:02:04]  It should be Bill Gates.
[00:02:05]  Say what?
[00:02:05]  It should be Bill Gates, dude.
[00:02:06]  Yeah, why would I think Melinda?
[00:02:08]  Wow, they're both going to be.
[00:02:09]  They're going to be bachelor Bill Gates.
[00:02:11]  They should bachelor and bachelorette.
[00:02:13]  Let's go.
[00:02:13]  Joint.
[00:02:14]  Fuck her.
[00:02:15]  I hate her.
[00:02:16]  Why do I like Bezos' ex-wife, but hate her?
[00:02:19]  I don't really.
[00:02:19]  I don't even know.
[00:02:20]  I know nothing about her.
[00:02:21]  I don't like her.
[00:02:22]  I don't hate her.
[00:02:23]  Why do you hate her?
[00:02:24]  This is actually a Gerard Carmichael thing where he was like, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
[00:02:30]  Oh, that's funny.
[00:02:31]  It's the Bill.
[00:02:32]  Yeah, and that's what stuck in my head.
[00:02:34]  Like, bitch, what?
[00:02:35]  Yeah.
[00:02:35]  What did you contribute to?
[00:02:36]  They do that with NFL teams, too.
[00:02:37]  And I go, they'll be like, and it's owned by, you know, Mr. and Mrs. Blankety Blank.
[00:02:45]  Yeah, Jewish name.
[00:02:46]  Yeah.
[00:02:48]  Yeah.
[00:02:48]  Blankety Blankston.
[00:02:50]  And I was also...
[00:02:51]  Blankety Blankston.
[00:02:54]  I was also watching.
[00:02:56]  Shouts to Van.
[00:02:56]  I was watching a clip from his podcast where him and his co-hosts were saying how much did she get in the divorce settlement.
[00:03:01]  And the girl Rachel was saying she deserves at least $3 billion.
[00:03:04]  And I was like, no.
[00:03:05]  No.
[00:03:05]  Just don't say that.
[00:03:06]  She does.
[00:03:07]  She does.
[00:03:07]  For what?
[00:03:08]  For what?
[00:03:09]  All she does is give his money away.
[00:03:11]  That's your whole job, bitch.
[00:03:12]  You give my money away?
[00:03:13]  Well, he's going to help her give some more away.
[00:03:15]  Yeah, not to you.
[00:03:16]  She's going to help him.
[00:03:16]  You better McKenzie that she give it to charity.
[00:03:18]  McKenzie knew she was charity, and that's what I respected.
[00:03:21]  She's giving away all her money because she knew she was charity to begin with.
[00:03:24]  This whole divorce settlement is charity.
[00:03:27]  I'm going to give it away.
[00:03:28]  What if it would be kind of a funny thing if he was like, yeah, just got me involved in all this giving away my money?
[00:03:34]  Like, if that was the reason they got, like, if he was just turned into asshole Bill Gates, he's like, I don't know, these charities are getting fucking expensive.
[00:03:42]  You think I wanted to give a money?
[00:03:43]  Maybe that was the reason they ended.
[00:03:45]  Does everybody care about malaria?
[00:03:47]  Yeah.
[00:03:47]  I'm from DC.
[00:03:49]  We don't have malaria there.
[00:03:51]  What if the whole split in their relationship was that he's like, everyone thinks I'm trying to put chips in brains?
[00:03:57]  You got me into this vaccine bullshit.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, And now I'm the fucking evil guy.
[00:04:02]  I just wanted to make computers.
[00:04:03]  I made billions of dollars making computers.
[00:04:05]  Now this bitch got me fixed in the world and everybody hates me.
[00:04:08]  Dude.
[00:04:08]  And I'm not even the richest person in the world anymore.
[00:04:10]  He's not the richest person in the world.
[00:04:11]  I'm not even in top two.
[00:04:12]  Wow, dude.
[00:04:13]  It's really Melinda's fault.
[00:04:14]  I hate her, dog.
[00:04:15]  I hate her.
[00:04:16]  Whoa.
[00:04:17]  I fucking hate her.
[00:04:18]  Gates was our fun, nerdy billionaire.
[00:04:21]  I bet you Gates was like, we should make like a user-friendly computer.
[00:04:23]  And she was like, fuck that.
[00:04:24]  Windows is the shit.
[00:04:25]  And then Apple comes around.
[00:04:27]  He's like, this bitch is killing me.
[00:04:28]  He's like, I want to wear turtlenecks more often.
[00:04:30]  She's like, that's stupid.
[00:04:31]  Dude, the only reason Steve Jobs exists is because of Melinda fucking Gates.
[00:04:35]  Yeah, bro.
[00:04:36]  She's like, we should make a computer that gets you all the viruses if you look at porn.
[00:04:40]  Nobody likes porn.
[00:04:42]  This is Boj.
[00:04:43]  Nobody wants porn.
[00:04:45]  Dude, this is absolutely crazy.
[00:04:48]  I saw Bill and Melinda Gates once.
[00:04:50]  I was in Vegas and Melinda Gates was playing $3 Chinese poker.
[00:04:54]  Really?
[00:04:55]  And Bill was just standing behind her.
[00:04:57]  Wow.
[00:04:58]  Yeah, I swear to God in my life.
[00:04:59]  Swear to God in my life.
[00:05:00]  No big hoopla or anything like that.
[00:05:02]  No security, nothing.
[00:05:03]  They're inside.
[00:05:03]  I believe it was the win.
[00:05:05]  Chinese poker.
[00:05:06]  I can't believe that they wouldn't be at a private, even if you're playing for $3, someone like that should be in the private section.
[00:05:12]  In the private section.
[00:05:13]  Yeah.
[00:05:15]  That's actually a mistake.
[00:05:17]  I bet he wanted to be there.
[00:05:18]  I bet she's like, no, we're going to be amongst the people.
[00:05:20]  Let's pay $3.
[00:05:20]  That pisses me off if he wants to.
[00:05:22]  She is Seattle.
[00:05:23]  She's a Seattle woman.
[00:05:24]  I bet she's from Seattle.
[00:05:26]  I told you all white people would go like, that was no way that was Bill Gates.
[00:05:29]  Bill Gates, Melinda Gates.
[00:05:30]  Literally.
[00:05:31]  I went up to him.
[00:05:32]  You said, hey, Bill.
[00:05:33]  I said, hey, Bill.
[00:05:34]  He goes, hey, how you doing?
[00:05:35]  I did.
[00:05:35]  Was he dead?
[00:05:36]  He did.
[00:05:37]  Not tall.
[00:05:37]  No.
[00:05:38]  I don't remember him being strikingly tall.
[00:05:39]  But I was like, hey, Bill, how you doing?
[00:05:41]  I don't use none of his shit.
[00:05:42]  So I wasn't about to be like, yo, you got it.
[00:05:45]  I used none of your shit.
[00:05:46]  How tall is you?
[00:05:46]  How tall is he?
[00:05:47]  Say what?
[00:05:48]  How tall you'd say he is?
[00:05:50]  Taller than his wife.
[00:05:52]  All right.
[00:05:52]  She was sitting down.
[00:05:54]  Who plays poker standing?
[00:05:55]  No, they were playing standing.
[00:05:56]  Oh, it's funny that it kind of matters that we all know how tall he is.
[00:06:01]  I feel like I just.
[00:06:02]  Oh, no.
[00:06:02]  I'm just trying to call him.
[00:06:03]  They're trying to call him out.
[00:06:05]  Maybe he's tall.
[00:06:05]  I don't remember him being tall, but I swear to God on my life, it was him.
[00:06:08]  Chinese poker team.
[00:06:09]  I swear to God on your life, you said, hey, Bill.
[00:06:11]  I said, hey, Bill.
[00:06:12]  I don't believe in God.
[00:06:12]  I swear to God, on my life.
[00:06:13]  That doesn't mean anything.
[00:06:14]  I do believe in God.
[00:06:15]  I just don't believe in his belief.
[00:06:15]  He won't break squares to God.
[00:06:16]  He won't break squares to God.
[00:06:18]  I have to push back on high Bill.
[00:06:20]  I don't know if it was that, but in some way I acknowledged him.
[00:06:22]  Acknowledge him.
[00:06:23]  Maybe it was like he was like, what's up, Gates?
[00:06:25]  He's till it's like that.
[00:06:27]  You, like one of those.
[00:06:28]  It could have been a Europe.
[00:06:29]  Above.
[00:06:29]  Above or below six foot.
[00:06:31]  He's probably over six feet, but I don't remember her being tall.
[00:06:34]  I used to see Al Roker.
[00:06:35]  I don't remember him being tall.
[00:06:36]  How tall is he?
[00:06:38]  God, you bullchin, right?
[00:06:39]  I don't remember him being tall.
[00:06:40]  5'6 ⁇ .
[00:06:41]  No, He's not 5'6.
[00:06:43]  Oh, 5'10.
[00:06:44]  5'6.
[00:06:45]  5'6 doesn't become a billionaire.
[00:06:46]  Yeah.
[00:06:47]  Yeah, he is there.
[00:06:47]  Actually, he might be the richest man ever.
[00:06:49]  If he's 5'6, it's like some Napoleon shit.
[00:06:52]  Yeah.
[00:06:52]  Oh, it goes one or the other.
[00:06:53]  Why do you think I'm buying so much Bitcoin?
[00:06:55]  Jeff Bezos is an orphan.
[00:06:57]  How tall is Jeff Bezos?
[00:06:58]  But he's an orphan.
[00:06:59]  So it doesn't matter how tall.
[00:07:00]  You need a chip.
[00:07:00]  Yeah.
[00:07:01]  Bill Gates is right.
[00:07:02]  You need a chip.
[00:07:03]  You reminded me.
[00:07:04]  I used to see Al Roker on the Upper East Side all the time.
[00:07:06]  Yeah, fat or skinny?
[00:07:07]  In between.
[00:07:08]  Gotcha.
[00:07:08]  And I used to always go, Rogue Dog.
[00:07:12]  I had that kind of song.
[00:07:14]  How did that go over?
[00:07:15]  Every time I saw him, and he would, because you reminded me like, hey, Bill, and him just saying, I didn't know what to say.
[00:07:20]  I don't know anything about his shit.
[00:07:21]  Rogue Dog.
[00:07:22]  And every time, I used to see him all the time because he lives on the Upper Sea.
[00:07:25]  And then every time he'd go, you.

=== Short Men Can't Be Billionaires (11:37) ===

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[00:07:40]  You have to do it.
[00:07:41]  I did it.
[00:07:41]  And he looks at me.
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[00:07:47]  On live TV.
[00:07:50]  Wait a minute.
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[00:07:58]  Hold on.
[00:07:59]  That makes me not like him.
[00:08:00]  Yeah.
[00:08:01]  Why will you set me up with your shit?
[00:08:03]  Who doesn't do that to him?
[00:08:05]  Brian, when you said I saw Jason Drilla, in my head, I went, Jason Darula.
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[00:10:02]  Yo, hold up.
[00:10:02]  Why do you think I didn't meet Melinda Gates and Bill Gates?
[00:10:06]  You did.
[00:10:06]  Why do you think I didn't meet them?
[00:10:07]  You did.
[00:10:08]  Yo, you could see famous people in casinos.
[00:10:10]  It's the watering hole.
[00:10:10]  They got to go there.
[00:10:11]  Nah.
[00:10:12]  What you mean, nah?
[00:10:13]  Private room.
[00:10:13]  Billionaires.
[00:10:13]  They're not.
[00:10:14]  But I believe you, but he's saying, there's no way they're not in a private room.
[00:10:17]  But I believe you.
[00:10:18]  I met him, too.
[00:10:19]  Thank you.
[00:10:19]  Dove met him.
[00:10:20]  Oh, but you believe Dove met him.
[00:10:21]  Yes.
[00:10:22]  Yep.
[00:10:22]  Why not?
[00:10:23]  Because Dove being way nicer rooms than you.
[00:10:25]  Fuck you.
[00:10:27]  Yeah, I was at Sundance Film Fest at the Bing.com launch party.
[00:10:30]  That was out.com.
[00:10:32]  I'm winning, bro.
[00:10:33]  He was stationed.
[00:10:36]  Where the fuck off the strip casino you be going to?
[00:10:38]  I was in the window.
[00:10:39]  The buddy grid, all right?
[00:10:42]  Do you know what's dope about him when he goes dancing?
[00:10:44]  He's got four security guards that if anyone tries to take pictures or film, they flash the brightest lights.
[00:10:51]  Say that again.
[00:10:52]  He has four security guards.
[00:10:53]  At least he wasn't just playing $3 poker at the window.
[00:10:56]  I'm sorry.
[00:10:57]  I'm sorry.
[00:10:57]  When you're in a casino, do you need security?
[00:10:59]  No.
[00:10:59]  Yes.
[00:11:00]  It is the most videotaped place on the planet.
[00:11:02]  Every single step you take, they're watching it.
[00:11:04]  They still don't want to be photographed.
[00:11:06]  They got the pit boss.
[00:11:06]  Do these Chinese people know who we were?
[00:11:08]  They need the flashlights.
[00:11:09]  Chinese people, that's another thing.
[00:11:10]  They don't know the white person.
[00:11:12]  Of course they know who they are.
[00:11:13]  They stole his technology and copyrighted it.
[00:11:15]  Nah, if it was Steve Jobs, if it was Steve Jobs, they'd be jumping out of windows on the Nets.
[00:11:19]  But they don't know Bill Gates.
[00:11:20]  So Bill Gates is unassuming.
[00:11:22]  His wife was wearing some Capri, some khaki capries dressed trash.
[00:11:25]  Like a middle school teacher.
[00:11:26]  Super trash.
[00:11:27]  Some sandals, like almost like clogged.
[00:11:29]  Like he's a chief Seattle, bitch.
[00:11:31]  I know it.
[00:11:31]  Yo, yo, yo, yo.
[00:11:32]  Look this up right now.
[00:11:34]  Bill Gates.
[00:11:35]  Gates in the wind.
[00:11:36]  In the win.
[00:11:37]  Look as a Bill Gates in the wind playing Chinese poker.
[00:11:40]  Look that shit up right now.
[00:11:41]  Guaranteed.
[00:11:42]  Dove, when you saw Bill Gates, was Melinda dancing this bitch?
[00:11:44]  What were you talking about?
[00:11:46]  Tech Cheek got me.
[00:11:46]  Oh, dude.
[00:11:47]  It's Melinda, whatever your last name.
[00:11:50]  We don't get gates no more, Doug.
[00:11:52]  Listen, Gates is closed.
[00:11:54]  She out here.
[00:11:55]  There be no more gates.
[00:11:57]  Did it?
[00:11:57]  Did it?
[00:11:58]  Hey, look, hey, in the win.
[00:12:00]  Nope.
[00:12:01]  Lie, Sal.
[00:12:03]  Lies.
[00:12:03]  Oh, yeah.
[00:12:04]  He's you got to use Bing to find.
[00:12:05]  Hold on, hold up.
[00:12:07]  I'm wondering if it was even a win, fam.
[00:12:09]  I'll be honest with you.
[00:12:10]  I know it was Vegas.
[00:12:11]  I'm aware of that much.
[00:12:13]  But I saw that.
[00:12:14]  You said, yo, what up, Gates?
[00:12:16]  The guy just looked at you with a weird ass face, like, who the fuck is this guy?
[00:12:19]  Sorry, I saw Thomas Jefferson once upon a time.
[00:12:22]  I saw TJ.
[00:12:23]  Was it even Jason Derula?
[00:12:24]  You saw it was just some random black guy.
[00:12:25]  It was a random black guy.
[00:12:27]  I was Charlamagne of God.
[00:12:28]  I just said it was Jason Derula.
[00:12:31]  I might have said that.
[00:12:32]  It's facts.
[00:12:34]  These are facts, bro.
[00:12:35]  I can't believe y'all think I would lie about meeting Bill Gates when we had one buffet together.
[00:12:39]  I just think we ate at the buffet at the win just the one time.
[00:12:42]  I thought it was not.
[00:12:43]  That's the homie, bro.
[00:12:44]  That's the homie.
[00:12:45]  It's the homie, bro.
[00:12:46]  Yeah.
[00:12:46]  Literally.
[00:12:47]  Get him on the pot.
[00:12:48]  Yo, dude, he's a wild boy.
[00:12:50]  He's gonna get out.
[00:12:51]  He finna be out here.
[00:12:52]  I bet we could get Bill Gates.
[00:12:53]  Dub.
[00:12:54]  Get us Bill Gates, dog.
[00:12:55]  Yo, can we get that?
[00:12:56]  Remember that time I met you at the podcast for newly single men.
[00:13:01]  Get us Bill Gates.
[00:13:02]  Wait a minute.
[00:13:02]  What's up?
[00:13:03]  What's legal out here?
[00:13:10]  He fell asleep for a little bit after that.
[00:13:12]  He's terribly.
[00:13:13]  And we're back.
[00:13:14]  And we're back.
[00:13:17]  50 Cent can't move to Texas.
[00:13:21]  Talking about X boxes.
[00:13:23]  That was a joke somebody made.
[00:13:25]  Will Noonan?
[00:13:25]  I think Will Noonan made that shit.
[00:13:28]  She's the Xbox.
[00:13:29]  Yeah.
[00:13:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:13:30]  What's that?
[00:13:31]  Melinda Gates is the Xbox.
[00:13:32]  That's fun.
[00:13:33]  Yeah.
[00:13:33]  There's yeah, I don't know.
[00:13:36]  I don't know.
[00:13:37]  Oh, you got that?
[00:13:38]  You get that back in there, bro.
[00:13:39]  Come on.
[00:13:41]  You got this.
[00:13:41]  You got this, Akash.
[00:13:42]  Got him.
[00:13:43]  Okay.
[00:13:44]  But are we done with this Melinda Gates conversation, guys?
[00:13:46]  Is there anything else you'd like to say?
[00:13:48]  I know y'all hating like I didn't meet Bill Gates.
[00:13:50]  How come I'm the only one that don't like her?
[00:13:51]  $3 Chinese poker, son.
[00:13:53]  $3.
[00:13:54]  Goofy ass bitch playing $3 Chinese poker.
[00:13:56]  First of all, first of all, this fucking bitch, you billionaire, bitch.
[00:14:00]  Are you making him stand behind you?
[00:14:02]  He's your security, bitch.
[00:14:03]  No way this is true.
[00:14:04]  And when he alone, he gets four security goals.
[00:14:06]  They can gamble with countries, bro.
[00:14:07]  They could gamble with all of the GDP of Sri Lanka.
[00:14:10]  Son, son, son.
[00:14:11]  $3 poker is not enough for them to be.
[00:14:13]  It was a different time.
[00:14:14]  That's probably worth at least $10 now.
[00:14:15]  That's true, though.
[00:14:17]  That's true.
[00:14:18]  What was Microsoft trading at at the time?
[00:14:19]  I don't know because I wasn't into stocks.
[00:14:21]  I wasn't a crypto cowboy at the time.
[00:14:23]  Yeah, we're crypto cowboys.
[00:14:24]  We are crypto cowboys.
[00:14:25]  But I got some Microsoft right now.
[00:14:26]  Let me see if that shit is green.
[00:14:28]  Oh, it's finna get green.
[00:14:29]  I bet he's coming back on some Steve Jobs shit.
[00:14:31]  I'd buy Microsoft stock right now now that dead weight is off of him.
[00:14:35]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:36]  Hold on one second.
[00:14:37]  Let me see if we're green.
[00:14:38]  Let me see if we're green.
[00:14:39]  Are we green?
[00:14:41]  Microsoft is green.
[00:14:42]  Oh, welcome to Mad Money.
[00:14:44]  Up 0.12%.
[00:14:46]  Your boy is raking it in.
[00:14:48]  Hey, let's go.
[00:14:50]  All right.
[00:14:50]  So that's it.
[00:14:51]  We're done.
[00:14:51]  Melinda.
[00:14:53]  Nothing else about her.
[00:14:54]  She goes away.
[00:14:55]  What's she going to do?
[00:14:56]  She can give away her money.
[00:14:57]  If she gives away her money for real, for real, I'll respect her, but I don't have that faith in her.
[00:15:02]  Do you think he was trying to drag her on?
[00:15:03]  You know how he was like, we plan on giving away all our money.
[00:15:05]  Do you think he was like, I'll give it away before this girl divorces me?
[00:15:07]  Yo, I think so.
[00:15:08]  And then she finally called on and she was like, uh-uh-uh, we out of here.
[00:15:11]  Give me my half.
[00:15:12]  Maybe that's why he threw her name on the charities.
[00:15:14]  She would think she had something to do with it.
[00:15:15]  Yeah.
[00:15:16]  But Akash, what happens if you find out that she divorced him because she was protesting him not giving the IP for the vaccine to India?
[00:15:23]  Whoa!
[00:15:27]  Yo, dub, that was a haymaker.
[00:15:30]  Yo, you know who else?
[00:15:31]  Solomon the baby in half moment.
[00:15:33]  Yes, it is.
[00:15:34]  You got him, all right?
[00:15:35]  Damn, boy.
[00:15:37]  You give the IP to India for the vaccine, and that's why all them Indians are dying.
[00:15:41]  You want to brief for a second?
[00:15:42]  You want to talk through this?
[00:15:43]  Talk about before you go a dope.
[00:15:45]  You can get the toll because of motherfucking Bill Gates, dog.
[00:15:47]  And what's her name?
[00:15:48]  Melinda.
[00:15:49]  Okay.
[00:15:50]  Yeah.
[00:15:50]  I never trust that.
[00:15:51]  I bet that bitch holding it right now.
[00:15:53]  I never trust this bitch ever.
[00:15:55]  That's the bitch that's holding.
[00:15:56]  That's the reason we're dying, is Melinda.
[00:15:58]  You're trying to fool me.
[00:15:59]  I bet she paid you this bitch.
[00:16:01]  I don't trust you.
[00:16:02]  Why does he have the IP to the vaccine?
[00:16:04]  Ever.
[00:16:04]  How do you have an IP to a vaccine, by the way?
[00:16:06]  That's also blowing my mind.
[00:16:08]  What's IP?
[00:16:08]  It's not a fucking movie plot.
[00:16:10]  It's a formula.
[00:16:11]  It's an ingredient or whatever the fuck you call it.
[00:16:13]  It's compounds.
[00:16:14]  Yeah, he's also why we trust him about science, but not Joe Rogan.
[00:16:18]  Hey, everybody, shit.
[00:16:20]  Like, Joe Rogan's not a doctor.
[00:16:22]  I trust Dave Smith before I trust Bill.
[00:16:24]  Dave Smith and Joe Rogan before I trust Bill Gates about science.
[00:16:27]  What did he cure?
[00:16:28]  Getting stung by a mosquito?
[00:16:31]  That's hard.
[00:16:32]  That's hard.
[00:16:33]  A net?
[00:16:34]  He made a net, bro.
[00:16:36]  That's literally all he did.
[00:16:38]  All Bill Gates did was create viruses to his point.
[00:16:40]  Every software you get from Windows is just viruses.
[00:16:43]  And he don't cure them shits.
[00:16:44]  He don't make the antivirus.
[00:16:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:16:48]  This is a good ass point, bro.
[00:16:50]  Yo, I'm getting my science in Rogan from now on.
[00:16:52]  Yeah, that's why I always get my science.
[00:16:54]  Fuck Bill Gates.
[00:16:55]  We back to fuck Bill Gates.
[00:16:57]  Bill Gates, I wish he was in a better casino because that was slap.
[00:17:02]  Yo, what's up?
[00:17:03]  Yeah, Bill and the Bellachio.
[00:17:05]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:06]  We got to get a little bit more sexy, a little more sexy casino.
[00:17:09]  Yeah.
[00:17:10]  All right.
[00:17:10]  What else we got?
[00:17:12]  Oh, big noses, big dicks.
[00:17:14]  Now y'all jealous.
[00:17:15]  Did you see that New York Post article?
[00:17:17]  No.
[00:17:17]  Yeah, I did.
[00:17:18]  Oh, bro.
[00:17:18]  And of course, you wouldn't.
[00:17:20]  Little dick motherfuckers don't be reading nothing.
[00:17:22]  They said big noses equal big dicks.
[00:17:24]  Did you see it?
[00:17:25]  I shared it with you guys.
[00:17:27]  Of course.
[00:17:27]  Boom.
[00:17:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:17:28]  Hey, Dove, come in the frame just enough so they can see what you're packing.
[00:17:31]  Just a tip.
[00:17:32]  So lean back 10 centimeters.
[00:17:35]  I'm just saying.
[00:17:36]  They said there's a correlation between big noses and big dicks.
[00:17:39]  Yeah.
[00:17:39]  How do you guys feel about that now?
[00:17:40]  That's just black people.
[00:17:42]  That's it.
[00:17:42]  That's all that's happening.
[00:17:44]  That's all that's happening.
[00:17:45]  Don't try to culturally appropriate big noses, big dicks.
[00:17:48]  That's a black formula.
[00:17:49]  Wait, why can't we say black guys have big dicks?
[00:17:51]  We can say white people have big dicks.
[00:17:53]  I mean, noses.
[00:17:56]  Wait, why can't we see black people have big noses?
[00:17:57]  We could say Jews and white people like me have big noses.
[00:18:00]  I don't think you're supposed to say that either, buddy.
[00:18:03]  Fuck up, Al.
[00:18:03]  Oh, Melinda Gates-ass motherfucker.
[00:18:05]  Yeah, I am Melinda Gates.
[00:18:06]  I'm too big.
[00:18:07]  Damn, these three-dollar tables, Al.
[00:18:09]  We're trying to have some fun.
[00:18:09]  I'm too.
[00:18:10]  Al, you don't have a big nose.
[00:18:11]  You have big nostrils, though.
[00:18:13]  Thank you.
[00:18:13]  I appreciate that.
[00:18:14]  You don't have a big nose.
[00:18:16]  You do.
[00:18:16]  You don't.
[00:18:17]  But you also probably don't have a big dick.
[00:18:19]  What do you think about that?
[00:18:20]  What do you think about that?
[00:18:22]  You know, you have a small dick, but probably huge urethra.
[00:18:26]  No, we're strong streams.
[00:18:28]  Strong streams.
[00:18:31]  For real.
[00:18:31]  That'd be kind of weird if you just had a huge hole.
[00:18:34]  Not that big dick, huge hole.
[00:18:36]  Yeah.
[00:18:37]  Yeah.
[00:18:38]  Dude.
[00:18:39]  Got a belly button dick.
[00:18:41]  Looks like the Star Wars monster.
[00:18:42]  What's that?
[00:18:43]  Star Wars monster from the sand monster.
[00:18:47]  That's what you got.
[00:18:48]  Yeah, I got that.
[00:18:48]  Bulba Fat?
[00:18:50]  No, it's the sand monster that comes up that they feed people to.
[00:18:54]  That would be like the big hole.
[00:18:56]  Yeah.
[00:18:56]  That's Al's dick.
[00:18:57]  It looks like an uncircumcised.
[00:18:58]  I don't know it.
[00:19:00]  I'm trying to get there.
[00:19:01]  I don't know it.
[00:19:01]  And I don't know Star Wars that well.
[00:19:04]  But I know that Al's got a big urethra.

=== Big Urethra and Star Wars (02:38) ===

[00:19:06]  Yeah.
[00:19:07]  Yo, you got a big urethra, bro.
[00:19:09]  Yeah, you got that urethra Franklin, bro.
[00:19:17]  All right.
[00:19:17]  I think you got some new merch on your hands.
[00:19:19]  Facts.
[00:19:21]  Okay, what else we got?
[00:19:23]  Everybody leaving New York, bro.
[00:19:24]  What do you mean?
[00:19:25]  50 Cent.
[00:19:26]  50 Cent leaving New York for Texas.
[00:19:27]  Move to Texas, baby.
[00:19:29]  Really?
[00:19:29]  He hasn't lived in New York for a minute.
[00:19:31]  He's been in Connecticut.
[00:19:32]  He bought Tyson's spot or something.
[00:19:34]  Now he's in Texas.
[00:19:35]  So, you know what I mean?
[00:19:36]  Give it up.
[00:19:36]  Oh, that's, you know, why that is?
[00:19:38]  I think Connecticut said something about capital gains tax going up specifically.
[00:19:43]  Dude, the Northeast.
[00:19:44]  Yeah, fuck that shit.
[00:19:46]  Talk that shit.
[00:19:46]  Talk that shit, bro.
[00:19:48]  Talk that shit.
[00:19:49]  No, he's go to Texas.
[00:19:50]  Yeah.
[00:19:51]  Have you ever seen those TikToks or videos of what you can get for money?
[00:19:55]  Like what house you can get in Texas?
[00:19:56]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:19:57]  Buddy, I grew up there.
[00:19:58]  My whole perspective is fucked.
[00:20:00]  Dude, you watch those videos and you can't watch it without being like, what the fuck am I doing?
[00:20:05]  You can't.
[00:20:06]  Those videos are like, it'll be like a million dollars in Texas and then like the tour never stops.
[00:20:10]  Like, go to part two of my other video.
[00:20:12]  You're like, you didn't have enough time to get through this house?
[00:20:14]  Like for a million?
[00:20:15]  Yeah.
[00:20:16]  It makes you get to the end of that.
[00:20:17]  You're like, okay.
[00:20:18]  And now that that's- But I'll do this.
[00:20:19]  That's what you always think.
[00:20:20]  Yeah.
[00:20:21]  And now that you can, because you made the house way more fun than going out the house.
[00:20:25]  Oh, yeah.
[00:20:26]  Internet, all this type of shit.
[00:20:27]  Yeah.
[00:20:27]  So much more fun.
[00:20:28]  I think I had it.
[00:20:29]  Maybe I was working on a joke about it or something like that.
[00:20:31]  Like, like, women fought for the right to work like 30 years too early.
[00:20:36]  Yeah.
[00:20:36]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:20:37]  Like, now it would be so lit to be a housewife, right?
[00:20:39]  You have your Netflix, you have everything at home.
[00:20:41]  Back in the day, it sucked being at home all fucking day.
[00:20:44]  You want to get out, get some distraction.
[00:20:45]  But now, oh, we wanted to.
[00:20:47]  You just held on tight.
[00:20:48]  For 50 years.
[00:20:49]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:20:50]  They sold early.
[00:20:51]  They've been sold early.
[00:20:53]  Yeah.
[00:20:53]  Fucking hell.
[00:20:55]  This guy had a funny joke.
[00:20:56]  He said, this guy, Ryan, he goes, I bought my nephew when he was nine years old $5,000 worth of Bitcoin.
[00:21:12]  Holy shit.
[00:21:13]  And now that money, I bought him $5,000.
[00:21:18]  And when he turns 18, he was going to get it as part of like a trust.
[00:21:21]  And he goes, now that is worth no longer having a relationship with my nephew.
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