Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Joe Rogan vaccine outrage Aired: 2021-04-30 Duration: 25:33 === Vaccinated Chess and Graham Crackers (08:05) === [00:00:00] What up people? [00:00:00] Sheltie here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:00:04] If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy support where we are doing completely uncensored, flagrant content. [00:00:12] You go to patreon.com slash flagrant2 with no more interruptions. [00:00:17] Here is the exclusive clip. [00:00:25] Let's get it started, man. [00:00:26] Should kids have to get vaccinated because our boy Joe Rogan, the goat of goats, is going through it right now and coming for the go-to-goats. [00:00:35] What did Joe say? [00:00:35] Are we going to acknowledge Mark's cups or are we just going to keep on going? [00:00:39] No acknowledgement of the cups. [00:00:40] You didn't do the thing? [00:00:41] What? [00:00:41] Hit it? [00:00:42] Hit it. [00:00:43] All right, hit it one time, and then we can get into Joe Rogan. [00:00:45] All right. [00:00:45] Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. [00:00:47] On your mark, get set. [00:00:48] Go. [00:00:50] Pretty fucking good, though. [00:00:52] Pretty good. [00:00:52] Pretty fucking good. [00:00:53] Have you been vaccinated? [00:00:54] No, I haven't. [00:00:55] Okay, if you get vaccinated, you can knock a whole second off of that dude. [00:00:57] You really think so? [00:00:58] 100%. [00:00:59] Once that tism hits, that's PEDs, I think. [00:01:01] Dude, that's the PED. [00:01:02] You guys PEDs for like weightlifting? [00:01:05] Not for weightlifting, but for like virgin activities? [00:01:07] I definitely think, dude. [00:01:08] Bowling? [00:01:09] 100%. [00:01:09] Bowling, you'd probably get better at. [00:01:11] Chess? [00:01:12] Chess, 100%. [00:01:12] You'd get better at chest. [00:01:13] I actually did get better at chess. [00:01:14] After he got vaccinated. [00:01:15] After I got vaccinated, I got better at chess. [00:01:17] You've been smoothing it. [00:01:18] Mark is the worst chess player I've ever seen in my life. [00:01:19] I can see him being bad at chess. [00:01:21] No aluminum in my blood. [00:01:22] That's why. [00:01:22] Truly. [00:01:23] There's other reasons why I can see him being very bad at chess. [00:01:26] Why is that? [00:01:26] There's male and female characters. [00:01:27] He doesn't get a lot of chaff. [00:01:29] Checkers, he's a beast. [00:01:30] Guaranteed, dude. [00:01:31] I don't know. [00:01:32] Like, the king is nervous around the queen. [00:01:33] You know what I mean? [00:01:35] I only want to go a little bit. [00:01:37] I don't want to leave my cash. [00:01:39] He's so powerful. [00:01:40] You know what I mean? [00:01:40] Does that bug you about chess, actually? [00:01:42] That the queen can do whatever the fuck she wants. [00:01:43] She's got to sit there as the king. [00:01:45] Yeah, yeah. [00:01:45] But if the king goes, that's the match. [00:01:47] The queen can go. [00:01:49] But why is the queen just out there bodybagging, motherfucker? [00:01:52] Yeah. [00:01:52] But does that not piss you off a little? [00:01:54] Like, as a man. [00:01:55] If the king goes, it's done. [00:01:57] The king still runs it. [00:01:58] Does he, though? [00:01:59] I don't know if he does. [00:02:00] I don't know if he runs. [00:02:01] He's just this bitch who's imprisoned. [00:02:03] Yeah, it kind of does bother me about chess. [00:02:04] I'm done playing chess, guys. [00:02:07] Convinced me. [00:02:07] It's over. [00:02:09] Boys, no, let's talk about what happened with Rogan. [00:02:11] So basically, explain what's going on. [00:02:13] Explain this beef to us. [00:02:14] So Rogan had Dave Smith on his podcast. [00:02:16] Shout out to Dave. [00:02:17] Very funny comic. [00:02:18] Very, very smart guy. [00:02:19] Fucking hell. [00:02:20] And he's one of these guys that when he talks, you're almost always like, oh, that makes a lot of sense. [00:02:25] Yep. [00:02:25] I'm not saying everything, but for sure, from what I've heard, smart guy. [00:02:29] So Rogan said, essentially, people ask him, do you think there are any downsides to taking the vaccine? [00:02:34] He goes, no, I don't think so. [00:02:36] But he also wouldn't advise a healthy 21-year-old do it. [00:02:39] He said 21. [00:02:40] Yeah. [00:02:41] And then him and Dave start talking about how kids don't need to get the vaccine. [00:02:45] If you're at risk, you get the vaccine. [00:02:46] If not, don't worry about it. [00:02:47] Okay. [00:02:48] And that's... [00:02:50] Are we going to acknowledge things we need to acknowledge? [00:02:54] I can't open it. [00:02:55] My fingers aren't strong enough. [00:02:56] You don't got teeth, bro. [00:02:57] Say what? [00:02:57] You don't got teeth? [00:02:58] My teeth are resensitive since I got vaccinated. [00:03:00] Thank you very much. [00:03:01] Yeah, throw him. [00:03:02] Jeez up. [00:03:03] Fuck it. [00:03:08] But who did the better job? [00:03:10] I don't know. [00:03:10] I might have been thrown. [00:03:12] I just left my hands. [00:03:13] I raised the stakes, bro. [00:03:14] You just left your hand and that shit landed perfectly. [00:03:16] Oh, my God, dude. [00:03:17] All right. [00:03:17] Anyway, keep going. [00:03:18] It's the vax. [00:03:19] Did you get vaxxed? [00:03:20] I'm telling you, ever since I was vaxed, I had this pinpoint focus. [00:03:25] When the stakes are high, I'm able to just lock in, dude. [00:03:28] I'm fucking locked in right there. [00:03:30] Loud noises scare you a little? [00:03:31] Loud noises will scare me if I'm super focused. [00:03:33] It's like I'm an F1 driver. [00:03:34] Damn, yeah. [00:03:35] You had a great podcast episode with Jordan Peterson. [00:03:37] Was it pre-vax or post-vaxx? [00:03:39] That was post-vax, dude. [00:03:40] Post-vax. [00:03:40] Post-vax. [00:03:41] Mayor. [00:03:41] Miami, I'm vaxed. [00:03:43] We in here. [00:03:43] You know what I mean? [00:03:44] Since I got vaccinated, the podcast level stepped up a little bit since you got vaccinated. [00:03:49] Whole new deal. [00:03:50] That being said, if you're a kid, don't get vaxxed because Joe Rogan said not to, and we support him. [00:03:54] Uh-huh. [00:03:55] Yeah. [00:03:55] Okay. [00:03:56] Whatever Joe says, do it. [00:03:57] Yep. [00:03:58] Uh-huh. [00:03:58] Hey, Joe has indirectly put so much money in my pocket. [00:04:00] How the fuck am I going to disagree with you? [00:04:01] I'm not disagreeing with that man, bro. [00:04:05] What is the argument against what that? [00:04:08] I actually agreed with, I don't think kids necessarily need to get vaccinated. [00:04:13] I think 21 and up, 18 and up, there's an age at which it's like, yo, now you need to get vaccinated. [00:04:18] And this way, we don't have to make the kids get vaccinated because enough business. [00:04:22] Okay, so is the argument for the kids getting vaccinated like, yo, they could carry it and then they can. [00:04:25] They could pass it to somebody older. [00:04:27] And then the idea is like the less people that can pass it, the quicker we get over this shit. [00:04:30] Correct. [00:04:30] That is the thing. [00:04:31] Exactly. [00:04:32] Okay, so I understand what people are saying with that. [00:04:33] But like a one-year-old kid, I don't think a one-year-old kid is just going and hanging out. [00:04:37] Maybe they're going to like daycare with other kids, et cetera. [00:04:40] I totally understand the parent who's going, listen, you barely even tested this fucking vaccine. [00:04:45] We don't know the long-term effects. [00:04:47] I don't want to stick it in my kid. [00:04:48] Can you not empathize with that? [00:04:49] I can empathize with that. [00:04:50] Mark actually has a great take on vaccines, which is... [00:04:53] Abort the babies and then you don't have to vaccinate them. [00:04:56] You're talking about this Catholic motherfucker? [00:04:58] Oh, yeah. [00:04:58] Sorry. [00:04:59] You're not part of it. [00:04:59] Okay, yeah. [00:05:00] Touch the baby. [00:05:01] Touch the baby. [00:05:02] And then, yeah. [00:05:03] Soak in the babies. [00:05:05] Then you're still a virgin. [00:05:11] Okay, go, go, go. [00:05:12] But basically, he's like, look, he doesn't necessarily agree with anti-vaxxers, but also people who shit on anti-vaxxers act like it's impossible. [00:05:19] There's any downsides at all to a vaccine whatsoever. [00:05:22] Every medicine on earth has side effects. [00:05:24] A vaccine probably has side effects. [00:05:26] I say, for the greater good, you should still get this vaccine like it wasn't that tested. [00:05:30] Okay, smallpox was decimating the world. [00:05:33] Who's the guy that? [00:05:34] You'd probably know his name. [00:05:34] I think he was Scottish right cowpox guy, Cowpus. [00:05:37] Yeah, the guy who Cowpus, the guy who created the cowpox. [00:05:40] Also, fuck you talking all that shit about Scotland when I didn't even know we did. [00:05:46] Yo, Scotland came through with bangers. [00:05:48] Bro, what you had? [00:05:50] Tv you like tv? [00:05:52] No no, this is tv now irrelevant. [00:05:55] Yeah, we made it so that could be small tvs. [00:05:57] We invented tv. [00:05:59] You ain't doing nothing. [00:06:00] Oh, golf. [00:06:02] Oh, let me go back into dment golf. [00:06:08] I've been taking credit for the nonsense. [00:06:10] You took inventory credit for zero bro, we invented all numbers. [00:06:13] All numbers is up, all the numbers. [00:06:17] I go from zero. [00:06:19] I didn't know enough. [00:06:20] You know, I grew up in white neighborhoods. [00:06:22] I just knew zero because my dad told me that dm this guy sent me bro, I got mad Dmbell from Indie, not Alexander Graham Bell, Scottish motherfucker, invented the graham cracker. [00:06:34] Come on bro, we was out here. [00:06:36] How you gonna have s'mores without Scottish people? [00:06:38] Suck it. [00:06:39] Nerded bells don't compare bells too. [00:06:43] Don't compare foods. [00:06:44] You know we got better food. [00:06:44] No, you don't. [00:06:45] Haggis, haggis. [00:06:47] Oh no, Scottish people don't have good food. [00:06:49] Yeah, we got better foods. [00:06:50] We invented eating bad food. [00:06:51] Yeah okay, y'all have that. [00:06:52] That's way easier harder, I mean. [00:06:55] So we invented eating no food. [00:06:57] That's my ass, damn it, god damn it. [00:07:02] You're bullying me right now. [00:07:04] I'm tired of this version of alcohol over the top, bro. [00:07:07] Scotland penicillin and insulin, oh penicillin insulin, take that. [00:07:11] And you know it was some bitch, some doctor bitch, some Joan of ARC OF Doctor. [00:07:16] Oh, we didn't have medicine. [00:07:17] You don't think we had medicine. [00:07:18] Who invented? [00:07:19] Uh, some kind of thing? [00:07:20] Madam Curie servant. [00:07:22] Yeah, Madam Curie, was she Scottish French, French? [00:07:25] Look at this motherfucker trying to sing me in conversation. [00:07:28] Did a man that was French do anything? [00:07:29] Did a man that the French do anything? [00:07:31] Bro, was there one man that was French that did anything? [00:07:33] No, Napoleon figure. [00:07:34] So Napoleon was from Italy. [00:07:37] Yes, he is, I looked it up. [00:07:38] Corsica is Italy. [00:07:39] That motherfucker was Italian and he went to France. [00:07:41] And of course, you could run shit. [00:07:42] If you're a time where a bunch of around, a bunch of bitch ass French people yeah, that's true, just come in and run it. [00:07:46] That's your. [00:07:46] You, that little 5'2 motherfucker. [00:07:47] Just come, body you out of your whole country. [00:07:50] A midget, run your whole country. [00:07:51] How pussy are French people? [00:07:53] Fuck, I gotta stay off of India because I don't know enough right now. [00:07:59] But for real, Alex, don't even get me started with Puerto Rico. [00:08:02] Yeah, don't even get us started on Puerto Rico. [00:08:03] Don't get me started with Puerto Rico. === Surfshark VPN for Global Netflix (03:18) === [00:08:05] Okay, I won't. [00:08:06] And Dove, Morocco, oldest university in the world. [00:08:13] Come on, I'll hit it. [00:08:17] Fucking Morocco, bro. [00:08:18] Come on. [00:08:20] Yo, get out of the glasses. [00:08:21] Them little dumbass glasses y'all drink out of it. [00:08:22] Bro, you're the laziest instrument. [00:08:25] What? [00:08:26] It's a Morocco. [00:08:27] Fucking Japan. [00:08:32] Going through it. [00:08:32] It took all my time. [00:08:33] I stabbed Zach. [00:08:35] Now those brain cells had that Jordan Pearson conversation. [00:08:37] The guy's too fucking smart. [00:08:38] I was on my P's and Q's the whole time. [00:08:40] Yeah, you were locked in for that shit. [00:08:42] I was locked in. [00:08:43] I had my feet up all on the seat because I had all my blood flow up on my brain, bro. [00:08:47] Papa Addy for that. [00:08:48] Did I pop an add-roll? [00:08:49] No, I didn't, but I'm definitely doing that. [00:08:50] Did your brain ever wander anywhere else when he was giving a beautifully crafted answer? [00:08:54] 100%. [00:08:54] I was like, what's the next question? [00:08:56] I was like, how do I act like I know what he's talking about? [00:08:58] And how do I ask a question that's somewhat related? [00:09:01] You were acting pretty good though. [00:09:02] You're not that guy today. [00:09:03] Yeah. [00:09:04] I was just staring at fucking dove the whole time, bro. [00:09:06] Whole time? [00:09:07] Piece of shit. [00:09:08] Bro, I love people recognize a dove. [00:09:10] We were out of the coffee place. [00:09:11] So it goes, oh, Mark, what's up, man? [00:09:13] And the truffle. [00:09:16] And then gave him a $5 bill. [00:09:17] You just gave it to him? [00:09:18] Yeah, with his name written on it, his Instagram handle. [00:09:21] And he goes, you won't throw away a five. [00:09:23] And it just gave it to Dove. [00:09:25] Did you? [00:09:25] He gave it to you. [00:09:26] Yo, try that shit with Donkey. [00:09:28] Try that shit. [00:09:30] Yeah. [00:09:31] I like Vengies. [00:09:33] What's up, guys? [00:09:33] We're going to take a break from this exclusive Patreon clip that you can get at patreon.com/slash flagrant too because we got to make sure that your internet is secure and that you're accessing all the internet that the world has. [00:09:43] And the way that you're going to do that is with Surfshark. [00:09:45] Yes, you're going to get the best VPN on the planet. 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[00:11:21] That is the beauty of having a VPN. === Immunity and Back to Normal (14:09) === [00:11:23] Okay. [00:11:24] Get everything that the internet has to offer for almost nothing. [00:11:28] Okay, $2.21 per month when you sign up now using our promo code Flagrant. [00:11:32] Go do that right now. [00:11:34] Have your internet protected. [00:11:36] Make sure nobody's prying into your shit and get all the shows, movies, whatever fucking content you want around the world. [00:11:42] This is an absolute no-brainer. [00:11:43] Go do it right now. [00:11:44] Let's get back to the shit. [00:11:45] Wait a minute. [00:11:46] Wait a minute. [00:11:46] Did the guy really pay you $5 to get his Instagram? [00:11:48] No, Mark wants to flip the story. [00:11:51] The guy came offering tattoos to all of us. [00:11:53] Mark was like, Dove can't get one, Jew boy. [00:11:56] Yeah, because he wants to go. [00:11:58] Yeah. [00:11:58] I did. [00:11:59] Jew boy. [00:12:01] You did bring up Al. [00:12:02] Wait, are you the only person? [00:12:03] You're not going to get a tattoo. [00:12:04] Oh, so that's my five, is what you're saying. [00:12:06] Oh, shit. [00:12:10] I guess in a roundabout way, yeah. [00:12:12] Oh, shit. [00:12:14] You know, how he was always getting money as the middleman. [00:12:16] How do y'all do that? [00:12:16] Oh, my God. [00:12:17] I was getting a little perfect. [00:12:18] But yeah, so I represent the tattoo artist now. [00:12:23] But Al, you need something touched up? [00:12:24] Or are we getting group tattoos? [00:12:26] Yeah, we're definitely going to get group tattoos. [00:12:28] Group tats. [00:12:28] Yeah. [00:12:29] What are we going to get? [00:12:31] Not the sign of luck in India. [00:12:34] Is it luck or what is it? [00:12:36] Which one? [00:12:37] What's the swastika? [00:12:38] Oh, the swastika. [00:12:38] Yeah, fortune. [00:12:39] That's fortunate. [00:12:40] I guess it is. [00:12:40] I mean, what? [00:12:41] What? [00:12:42] Somewhat fortunate. [00:12:43] Hey, we didn't get got. [00:12:45] Fortunate for them. [00:12:46] What do you mean? [00:12:47] No, not by Hitler. [00:12:48] No, but right now you got got by accident. [00:12:50] Yeah, yeah. [00:12:51] Yeah, that's yeah. [00:12:52] Where's that symbol? [00:12:53] Are you guys running it with that symbol? [00:12:55] No, because Hitler ruined it. [00:12:56] You know what I mean? [00:12:56] Oh, so you guys are afraid to use your own shit that someone else took. [00:12:59] Wow. [00:12:59] I mean, listen, these guys get so triggered. [00:13:02] Bro, y'all are some cucks, bro. [00:13:04] Yo. [00:13:04] Y'all are some genuine cocks. [00:13:06] Am I talking to a Scott about cucks right now? [00:13:08] You literally are. [00:13:09] Hey, hey, who are you voting for? [00:13:11] Who's on your money? [00:13:12] Who's on your money, you bitch? [00:13:13] Who's on your money? [00:13:15] You bitch, you pussy. [00:13:16] Not William Wallace. [00:13:17] Y'all even have money, or you still trade like fucking goats and shit. [00:13:20] We got money, bro. [00:13:21] You don't have no money. [00:13:23] We got $10,000 bills. [00:13:25] Thanks, inflation. [00:13:26] Yeah, you should have kept that white bitch on the money. [00:13:28] Maybe worth something. [00:13:29] You put some fucking Indians on it. [00:13:31] Now it's worth nothing. [00:13:32] Bro, you put Gandhi on the money, bro. [00:13:33] That money's running thin right now. [00:13:35] Yeah. [00:13:35] Like his outfits. [00:13:36] Why you put the broke people on the money, bro? [00:13:39] We free. [00:13:39] We free. [00:13:40] Free from what? [00:13:41] Y'all can't take his deep breath. [00:13:42] Does the American not value freedom? [00:13:44] No, that's a fact. [00:13:46] Suddenly the American is so cool having other people on his money. [00:13:49] Oh my God. [00:13:50] You got an English on your money. [00:13:51] I need to decide what's more valuable being rich than being broke. [00:13:55] You bitch. [00:13:56] Yo, son. [00:13:58] Yo, son. [00:13:59] I'm getting killed right now, bro. [00:14:01] I'm really getting killed right now. [00:14:03] I'm not fucking India because y'all can't handle COVID. [00:14:06] Take a deep breath. [00:14:08] Everybody live outside anyway, you homeless fucks. [00:14:11] How the fuck you can't take some deep breaths? [00:14:13] Go outside, put a mask on. [00:14:14] Just take your outfit and put it up to here. [00:14:17] We've been trying, dog. [00:14:18] Literally, you wear a mask as an outfit. [00:14:20] Why can't you just wrap it around your face? [00:14:22] Take the fucking turban. [00:14:23] One wrap around the mouth. [00:14:24] You can't. [00:14:25] You ain't got no fucking population in Scotland. [00:14:27] Nobody lives there. [00:14:28] What are you talking about? [00:14:29] You jealous? [00:14:30] No, you ain't got no. [00:14:30] Jealous because we got some room? [00:14:32] Yeah. [00:14:32] You jealous because we got some room because y'all live on top of each other. [00:14:35] Everybody left. [00:14:35] Nobody left. [00:14:36] We never had nobody. [00:14:38] Yo. [00:14:39] Okay? [00:14:39] We didn't have no Kama Sutra. [00:14:41] You had people. [00:14:41] They left. [00:14:42] Who we had? [00:14:43] Whoever the English let live. [00:14:45] Motherfucker, they killed y'all. [00:14:46] Y'all repopulated just to die from breathing. [00:14:50] Did all this fucking for nothing. [00:14:51] Hey, we could come back with more people, too. [00:14:53] I bet population is still going up. [00:14:54] Honestly, I don't even think decline is not going to be declining. [00:14:57] They're not even India? [00:14:58] Decline of population. [00:14:59] You don't bet my money. [00:14:59] I looked it up. [00:15:00] Hindus, declining population. [00:15:02] Indian Muslims running that shit. [00:15:03] Y'all are gay. [00:15:07] I looked it up. [00:15:08] I looked it up. [00:15:09] Fastest growing population in India? [00:15:10] Muslims. [00:15:11] Okay. [00:15:12] Slowest growing, actually declining population. [00:15:15] No chance. [00:15:15] What is it? [00:15:18] Yes, it's true. [00:15:19] It is true, and it is a fact. [00:15:21] No, y'all got declining population. [00:15:22] Hey, by the way, everybody in India that's offended by me saying this right now, just kidding. [00:15:26] You can't afford this. [00:15:27] You broke fucks. [00:15:30] Okay? [00:15:32] With your people on the money. [00:15:33] Congrats. [00:15:34] Okay. [00:15:35] If white people aren't on the money, that shit ain't worth nothing, yo. [00:15:37] How are you going to put someone on the money whose whole mantra was like, oh, we don't need anything? [00:15:41] Good point, Mark. [00:15:42] Thank you, but you're a little late. [00:15:44] Okay? [00:15:44] I needed you for this gang up earlier. [00:15:47] Okay, Al. [00:15:48] And fuck it. [00:15:49] I was charging up our cops too much. [00:15:51] I was charging him up too much. [00:15:53] He was body of that motherfucker. [00:15:55] Body of this nigga's off. [00:15:57] I was sweating. [00:15:58] I was sweating. [00:15:59] You could have redirected back around and we would have got you, but. [00:16:02] But no, you didn't. [00:16:03] You waited too fucking long. [00:16:04] You tried to get in. [00:16:05] You got in your head. [00:16:05] You're hitting threes in garbage time, Mark. [00:16:08] Stop padding the stats. [00:16:09] I needed you 45 seconds ago when I was fucking out of breath. [00:16:14] Mark Madsen over here. [00:16:16] Yeah, I got to step up at the big moments. [00:16:17] That's my fault. [00:16:19] Fuck, I needed that one. [00:16:20] That would have been a good one. [00:16:21] It would have been a good one. [00:16:22] It would have been a good one. [00:16:23] But you talking about how we're all dying is pretty good, too. [00:16:27] Yeah, I guess that was pretty good. [00:16:28] But no, but for real, Indian, stop dying, yo. [00:16:30] That shit is mad pussy. [00:16:32] Oh, my God. [00:16:34] What? [00:16:35] India, we're going to be all right. [00:16:36] And the first thing we're going to do is rape Scotland for everything that works. [00:16:39] We're finna take Scotland from the British. [00:16:41] You know, Daddy gave us us. [00:16:43] You're too nervous about white women to rape Scotland, bro. [00:16:46] Y'all only rape your own. [00:16:47] You see a white woman. [00:16:49] We invented zero. [00:16:52] I'm not raping no white women, bro. [00:16:54] And I'm not raping any rape women. [00:16:56] Round two, round two. [00:17:00] You only raped your own. [00:17:01] White women is low. [00:17:02] Crown on crown rape is wrong, bro. [00:17:04] And it needs to stop. [00:17:06] I agree. [00:17:07] So let's go to Scotland. [00:17:08] Son, I'm telling you, hey, hey, don't fuck around with these Scottish bitches, bro. [00:17:12] Why? [00:17:12] These guys bitches don't play games, bro. [00:17:14] Because they're too unattractive. [00:17:16] You're not wrong. [00:17:17] All right, ding, ding, ding. [00:17:18] That's round two. [00:17:19] Al, what do we think of that one? [00:17:20] What'd you think? [00:17:21] Fuck, did I come back, bro? [00:17:22] I was on the ropes, I'm tired. [00:17:24] I was like, I'm on the ropes. [00:17:25] I'm sweating. [00:17:28] I need one. [00:17:34] Hey, you keep jabbing him with the ugly women thing? [00:17:36] You're going to get him, okay? [00:17:37] Okay. [00:17:37] He's stinging you with some of the white women's stuff. [00:17:40] The trump will not even pay attention. [00:17:42] I'm buying stock in Indian companies right now. [00:17:44] That's where I'm going right now. [00:17:46] No, that's a good one. [00:17:47] It's dropping. [00:17:47] That's a good move. [00:17:48] I'm betting on them for the century. [00:17:50] India's coming back. [00:17:51] I want India to win. [00:17:52] I want them to win too. [00:17:55] I want them to win. [00:17:56] But in this specific instance, I wouldn't mind if they all died. [00:18:00] Just this one. [00:18:02] If we left the podcast and it was like, oh, yeah, and accidentally a bomb went off and then India was gone. [00:18:06] Yeah. [00:18:07] There would be a moment where I would feel really bad. [00:18:10] And then as we were walking into the car, we'd all be like silent for about like five seconds. [00:18:14] Be like, now it looks like Scotland, you pussy. [00:18:16] No, I wouldn't even say that. [00:18:18] The exact same. [00:18:19] I just do Alex Media, bro. [00:18:21] I just like, that's all I need, dude. [00:18:25] Nothing more. [00:18:26] Nothing more needs to happen. [00:18:27] So like if Thano snapped the whole country off the map, which country would be? [00:18:30] Swedenby? [00:18:31] Sweden? [00:18:31] Yeah, 100% Sweden. [00:18:32] Why is Sweden? [00:18:33] What? [00:18:33] What's wrong with Sweden? [00:18:34] Because they locked up Alex. [00:18:35] Yeah, respect. [00:18:37] That's the only reason you're scared. [00:18:38] Also, he committed a crime. [00:18:40] No, he didn't. [00:18:40] Yeah, he did. [00:18:41] No, I didn't. [00:18:42] Why were you being black there? [00:18:44] That's a good point. [00:18:45] Holy shit. [00:18:46] You were black the whole time. [00:18:47] Yo, why the fuck were you being black in Sweden, bro? [00:18:50] I slept that much, right? [00:18:51] I didn't get the memo. [00:18:52] They didn't tell you. [00:18:53] Yeah, that's all you got. [00:18:54] We took a train in. [00:18:55] If we would have flew in, I would have saw you. [00:18:57] Al, we did not take a train to Sweden. [00:18:58] We did. [00:18:59] We flew into Sweden, okay? [00:19:01] You flew your black ass into Sweden, expecting not to get arrested. [00:19:05] You knew damn well what the fuck was going to happen, bro. [00:19:08] Yeah. [00:19:08] Thinking you could go into white bars, talk to white women. [00:19:11] What the fuck were you thinking, dude? [00:19:13] It's 2021, okay? [00:19:16] It's 2021 in Europe. [00:19:18] You said you're black barbecue now. [00:19:22] Yes. [00:19:22] Round one. [00:19:27] What you doing? [00:19:28] I don't got it. [00:19:29] I'll cast you up, dog. [00:19:30] Say anything. [00:19:31] I got you. [00:19:32] Say anything and I got you. [00:19:33] Anything. [00:19:36] Oh, my God. [00:19:37] He got you with that. [00:19:38] Got you with that, bro. [00:19:40] Split decision. [00:19:40] It's a mutiny. [00:19:42] It's a mutiny on the podcast. [00:19:45] It is brought to you by Muno's landscaping, one of the best landscaping dicks in California. [00:19:49] All right. [00:19:49] So shout out Muno's landscaping. [00:19:52] I hate this guy, bro. [00:19:54] You really get money, son, bro. [00:19:55] I'll get paid. [00:19:56] I owe you five bucks, though. [00:19:57] I do owe you five dollars. [00:19:59] I hate him. [00:20:01] I'll give you 10 if you keep the camera on me. [00:20:02] If you keep the camera on us, yeah, that's another thing. [00:20:04] I fucking hate this guy. [00:20:06] There's immunity happening, bro. [00:20:08] Muno's landscaping. [00:20:10] You want to get paid to say something? [00:20:12] What is happening? [00:20:13] He's going to let capitalism crush the podcast, dog. [00:20:15] That's not capitalism. [00:20:17] Yes, it is. [00:20:17] He's getting like $5. [00:20:19] That's illegal immigrant wages. [00:20:22] That's what I'm saying. [00:20:23] Dumbass over here. [00:20:25] It's a mafia. [00:20:26] Okay, listen. [00:20:27] Listen, can we get back to a serious topic right here about vaccines little fucking kids? [00:20:32] Okay. [00:20:33] Let's do it. [00:20:34] I think we need a dude. [00:20:35] Now I flipped. [00:20:36] We need a vaccine. [00:20:37] Even though I agree with everything Joe Rogan says, God bless, the goat. [00:20:41] Right. [00:20:41] But it's also, it's time. [00:20:43] Sometimes you see a kid being a little rambunctious. [00:20:46] I think we should be able to poke him up. [00:20:48] Should we not? [00:20:50] It's like a punitive thing. [00:20:51] You vaccinate him. [00:20:52] Yeah. [00:20:53] You want, yeah. [00:20:53] You get a warning, then you get a vax. [00:20:55] Yeah. [00:20:56] Which vax, though? [00:20:56] Say what? [00:20:57] Which vax should the kids get? [00:20:58] Depending, depending on, yeah, starts with a Medea. [00:21:01] But if you keep backing up, then you get all the way down to Johnson and Johnson. [00:21:05] Yep. [00:21:05] AstraZeneca. [00:21:06] Sputnik five. [00:21:07] AstraZeneca. [00:21:08] Sputnik. [00:21:08] You got to go with the Sputnik. [00:21:10] I heard Sputnik works, yo. [00:21:12] I don't even know what Sputnik was. [00:21:13] I thought that was a Russian. [00:21:14] You know, Russia had one out like dumb early, and we're all like, come on, we're not trusting some Russian vaccine. [00:21:19] I think it's like 94% effective, 93% effective. [00:21:22] I mean, that works. [00:21:23] Better than Johnson's and Johnson's. [00:21:25] Yeah. [00:21:26] Okay. [00:21:26] In all seriousness, what's the deal with this? [00:21:30] Do kids need to get vaccinated? [00:21:31] Are we even going to... [00:21:33] Why is this such a big deal? [00:21:34] Are they just attacking Joe because he is a powerful platform and they need to do that in order to control the people? [00:21:38] I mean, people were chirping at him. [00:21:40] Fauci, I think Biden. [00:21:41] Fauci even came at him? [00:21:42] Yeah, Fauci. [00:21:42] Fauci came at him, but it's like Biden did too. [00:21:44] The argument is like trying to get rid of it. [00:21:47] Biden came at Joe? [00:21:48] I think so. [00:21:49] Direct? [00:21:50] Yeah, direct, bro. [00:21:51] Hit him on Twitter? [00:21:52] I think in the DM or something. [00:21:53] I think he hit him on. [00:21:54] I think you said it in like a public statement or some shit like that. [00:21:56] Wow. [00:21:57] Okay. [00:21:57] What were you saying, Treville? [00:21:58] Just saying they're two separate arguments. [00:22:00] You cannot argue with Rogan's point that it really won't affect them and you should have the choice to do it. [00:22:06] But Fauci speaking on to get rid of the virus, you do need to vaccinate as many people as possible. [00:22:11] Okay. [00:22:11] So it wasn't Biden. [00:22:13] It was a Biden official. [00:22:14] Oh, Biden official. [00:22:14] Suck a dick. [00:22:16] We only go with the head. [00:22:17] We only go with the head of state. [00:22:19] Okay. [00:22:21] I completely understand. [00:22:22] We want to get back to normal as soon as possible. [00:22:24] I also understand what Joe is going through. [00:22:26] I understand what the government is going to say. [00:22:27] Listen, we just got to get as many people vaccinated as possible. [00:22:29] We care about the forward trajectory of this country. [00:22:32] We don't care about the 2% of people that could have negative side effects from this vaccine. [00:22:36] And technically, they can't because they have to worry about the 98%. [00:22:39] Yes. [00:22:40] Right. [00:22:40] So I understand why they're making that decision. [00:22:41] They have to just look at people as numbers, not as people. [00:22:43] Joe is looking at people as people, right? [00:22:45] And that's probably why we fucking love Joe because he's going, I understand why a mother or father wouldn't want to vaccinate their newborn kid. [00:22:52] Yeah. [00:22:53] Completely get that. [00:22:54] Didn't he say 21 years ago? [00:22:55] I disagree. [00:22:55] That's where I disagree with Joe. [00:22:56] Was when he was like, if you're 21 and you're healthy, you don't need to get vaccinated. [00:23:00] For the greater good. [00:23:01] You might not need to, but for the greater good, just do this. [00:23:04] Do you need to? [00:23:04] No. [00:23:05] You don't need to. [00:23:06] Like, you'll be able to make it. [00:23:07] You have asthma. [00:23:08] You beat that bitch. [00:23:09] Yeah. [00:23:09] Right? [00:23:10] Vitamin D, yo. [00:23:11] But you are out and about and you're going to spread it. [00:23:14] And that's the issue. [00:23:15] Yeah. [00:23:16] Yeah. [00:23:16] So that's a tricky one. [00:23:17] It's like, how maybe that's that's a that's interesting. [00:23:20] Like, how badly do you personally want things to get back to normal? [00:23:24] If we all know the only way things get back to normal is if the amount of cases with coronavirus shrinks by a massive amount. [00:23:34] Who knows what it is right now? [00:23:35] But let's say it shrinks by like 50%, 75%. [00:23:38] We get that like herd immunity. [00:23:40] That's the way we get back to normal. [00:23:41] We know that the way to get back to normal is you start to get vaccinated. [00:23:44] If we do that, you're taking a risk. [00:23:47] You're taking that risk. [00:23:48] Something might happen to you or something might happen to your kids. [00:23:51] You have to decide if that risk is worth it. [00:23:54] Yeah. [00:23:54] If you want to get back to normal, but you're not willing to take the risk, I don't know if you could cry about how you want to get back to normal. [00:24:01] Yeah. [00:24:02] I think that's a good ass point. [00:24:03] I might be off on that. [00:24:04] And he was saying, like, jobs are making you get the vaccine. [00:24:07] Here's what I think a job could do. [00:24:08] They can't fire you for not getting a vaccine. [00:24:09] Right. [00:24:10] But you can't come into the office because I have to worry about everybody else in the office. [00:24:13] So I can't have you spreading it to everybody. [00:24:15] You're afraid to not get it, but you work from home. [00:24:17] People want to come back to the office and want to return to normal, get the vaccine. [00:24:20] I also think maybe that we're a little bit, for lack of a better word, jaded when it comes to this discussion because we've all had it, or at least you, me, and Al, you haven't yet? [00:24:33] No. [00:24:33] So you and I have had it and like, it was annoying, but we're okay. [00:24:37] Yeah. [00:24:37] So now that we know we're okay, we're kind of in the same way that we felt about Corona. [00:24:42] We're just like, well, just get it and get over it. [00:24:43] It wasn't that bad. [00:24:44] We had the same experience for the vaccine. [00:24:46] So because it hasn't hurt us just yet, who knows what happens 10 fucking 20 years? [00:24:50] We're just like, yo, everybody, get it. [00:24:51] It's fine. [00:24:51] It hurt your arm for a few days, then you're back to normal. [00:24:55] But maybe all it would take is hearing about a couple of adverse reactions. [00:24:58] And then we go, oh, fuck, I don't want my kid to potentially go through that. [00:25:01] Yeah. [00:25:02] It's tricky. [00:25:03] I don't, yeah, I don't think you should have to get a four-year-old vaccinated. [00:25:06] I don't think that should be required. [00:25:07] But I think there's an age, 13 or older, 18 or older, whatever it is, where if you want to do some shit in public, you need to have the vaccine. [00:25:14] 18. [00:25:15] You're old enough to go to war. [00:25:16] You're only to get a vaccine for the greater good. [00:25:18] All right, guys, you just listened to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:25:21] If you want to continue to listen to that episode, subscribe, join the asshole army Patreon. [00:25:26] Keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us. [00:25:28] You can do that at patreon.com/slash flagrant to Indulge.