Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Alex Jones' Most Flagrant Interview Ever
Aired: 2021-03-09
Duration: 02:42:50


=== Five Hits of Ecstasy (07:13) ===

[00:00:00]  You can't tell I'm trans.
[00:00:00]  Look at this body.
[00:00:02]  Yeah!
[00:00:04]  I believe Elon Musk is part of an alien invasion of Earth.
[00:00:08]  We're getting married.
[00:00:13]  Super drunk around.
[00:00:17]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:18]  And welcome to Flagrant 2.
[00:00:20]  We have a special guest today, a wild boy on the podcast.
[00:00:24]  Our most flagrant guest.
[00:00:25]  Probably our most flagrant.
[00:00:26]  I think you take Flagrancy to another level.
[00:00:29]  I don't even know if we've been in the wide shot.
[00:00:31]  I don't know if they've seen him just yet.
[00:00:32]  Have they?
[00:00:33]  It's Alex Jones in the building.
[00:00:35]  Alex Jones is in Miami, everybody.
[00:00:38]  I better live up to this.
[00:00:39]  I love this show.
[00:00:39]  I'm a big fan.
[00:00:40]  I'm a stalker.
[00:00:41]  You're going to get in trouble now even having me on.
[00:00:42]  That's true.
[00:00:43]  We've thought about that.
[00:00:44]  What type of trouble will we be in?
[00:00:46]  No, just don't misrepresent little things you say.
[00:00:48]  It's what happens to other comics, other pundits, big corporations want to control everybody's speech.
[00:00:53]  And I've said a lot of things out of context that I probably shouldn't have said.
[00:00:55]  Now I'm more careful, but they never let you live it down.
[00:00:58]  They always just bring it back and then they exaggerate.
[00:01:00]  Right.
[00:01:00]  They add on to it and it becomes this big BS deal.
[00:01:02]  But I love everybody.
[00:01:03]  I love you guys.
[00:01:04]  And I am actually a fan of the show.
[00:01:05]  I've been watching it for a long time, watching your stand-up for a long time, and probably the last year or so, been watching this show quite a bit.
[00:01:10]  So I'm a big fan.
[00:01:12]  I appreciate you being on.
[00:01:13]  I want to get right into it.
[00:01:14]  I love that.
[00:01:14]  I want that.
[00:01:15]  Yeah.
[00:01:16]  A lot of great art out there in the hallway.
[00:01:17]  I thought he pointed to me.
[00:01:18]  That's scary.
[00:01:20]  I want that one.
[00:01:21]  You can take Mark.
[00:01:23]  I want to look at the plants, too.
[00:01:24]  Usually the plants are half dead in blazes.
[00:01:25]  These are really doing well.
[00:01:26]  Those are all dead.
[00:01:28]  These are fake plants.
[00:01:29]  They're doing well.
[00:01:31]  If they've taken the COVID vaccine, they're doing well.
[00:01:32]  These plants are crisis actors.
[00:01:34]  Are you vaccinated?
[00:01:35]  Hell no.
[00:01:36]  No, you're not doing it.
[00:01:37]  Oh, no.
[00:01:38]  Well, it's not a classic vaccine.
[00:01:40]  It's not a dead virus that your body then can learn to beat up.
[00:01:43]  Right.
[00:01:44]  Like in MMA, what's the name of that dollar body punches?
[00:01:47]  Ronda Rousey.
[00:01:49]  Exactly.
[00:01:50]  But this is actually going in and changing your cellular makeup.
[00:01:54]  This is programming the cells themselves.
[00:01:57]  Okay.
[00:01:57]  That usually has a name that starts with a C that's not very popular.
[00:02:01]  What is it?
[00:02:01]  What is it?
[00:02:02]  Cancer.
[00:02:03]  Really?
[00:02:04]  Well, they'll say, that's what's going to go wild already.
[00:02:07]  No, no, no.
[00:02:08]  They'll say, oh, no.
[00:02:09]  Oh, no.
[00:02:10]  That's not cancer.
[00:02:11]  I'm not saying the vaccine causes cancer.
[00:02:13]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:14]  I'm saying when an outside virus goes in and reprograms your cells, a lot of times it turns into cancer.
[00:02:21]  And so a lot of these new vaccines coming out are where they use a virus to go in and reprogram the cell itself.
[00:02:27]  Not your body.
[00:02:27]  White blood cell learns how to kill the virus.
[00:02:30]  They send a virus into the cell itself and program the cell to behave the way they want the virus to behave.
[00:02:39]  I just want to let you know, we're not going to fact-check a single thing you say today.
[00:02:42]  Well, I know the show goes wild.
[00:02:43]  Last time I'm Joe Johnson, Jamie's on there.
[00:02:45]  He's fact-checking everything.
[00:02:46]  And in this show, we're not going to do that.
[00:02:48]  We want you to go crazy.
[00:02:49]  Here's a fact.
[00:02:50]  Give me a fact.
[00:02:50]  Johnson  ⁇ Johnson fucking vaccine.
[00:02:54]  That was a fact.
[00:02:54]  They have a vaccine.
[00:02:56]  Johnson  ⁇ Johnson does have a fact.
[00:02:58]  You started off hot.
[00:02:59]  It's called a virus vector vaccine.
[00:03:01]  Okay.
[00:03:02]  And so it uses a cold virus to deliver programming information into the cell to take the cell over.
[00:03:09]  Okay.
[00:03:09]  To, quote, then teach you how to defeat COVID.
[00:03:11]  And they admit it's totally experimental.
[00:03:12]  They skipped animal trials.
[00:03:14]  You're going right to babies.
[00:03:15]  I love this.
[00:03:16]  Whoa.
[00:03:16]  No, I love these.
[00:03:17]  These vax, dude.
[00:03:18]  I'm a dad.
[00:03:19]  Vax vaccine.
[00:03:20]  And you have free will.
[00:03:21]  You're allowed to get it.
[00:03:22]  Absolutely.
[00:03:23]  But a baby doesn't have free will.
[00:03:24]  I'll just be able to decide.
[00:03:27]  You should still be cutting off the tips of babies' dicks.
[00:03:28]  We don't give them free will for that.
[00:03:30]  Oh, I hear you.
[00:03:30]  Did I say that?
[00:03:31]  And I'm circumcised, Alex.
[00:03:32]  Yes, I am.
[00:03:33]  Did you have a safe?
[00:03:34]  Did you have free will?
[00:03:35]  You actually cut my dick off.
[00:03:38]  Dude, why don't you say this earlier?
[00:03:40]  You wouldn't be in any trouble at all.
[00:03:41]  You come out as trans.
[00:03:43]  Don't forget that.
[00:03:44]  You can't tell I'm trans.
[00:03:45]  Look at this body.
[00:03:46]  I need a little bit of a bad.
[00:03:47]  I'm actually taking hormones right now.
[00:03:48]  No, I. Alexis Jones, baby.
[00:03:50]  Let's get started.
[00:03:51]  Alexis Jones, baby.
[00:03:52]  I'm going to have a porn career.
[00:03:53]  No, seriously.
[00:03:54]  What vaccine did you take?
[00:03:55]  Moderna.
[00:03:57]  Oh, yes, it's the Moderna is an mRNA vaccine.
[00:03:59]  Yep.
[00:03:59]  See, I know that.
[00:04:00]  No, no.
[00:04:01]  And you know what that does?
[00:04:02]  What?
[00:04:03]  No.
[00:04:03]  It goes in and programs the cell to change your DNA.
[00:04:06]  It's going to change your DNA, bro.
[00:04:07]  You're going to use it now.
[00:04:09]  He doesn't technically do it.
[00:04:10]  You know what his body is.
[00:04:10]  These enemies are going to be Pakistan.
[00:04:13]  You're changing it all.
[00:04:14]  I'm going to think that's what they're doing.
[00:04:15]  They're making you Indian to Pakistan right now, Alex.
[00:04:18]  Well, you know, Pakistan used to be Indian.
[00:04:20]  Oh, I know.
[00:04:21]  Oh, I know.
[00:04:22]  He knows too much.
[00:04:23]  I know.
[00:04:24]  So I'm like, hey, is Kashmir fighting for freedom?
[00:04:27]  Hey, yeah.
[00:04:28]  Hey, whatever you want, dog.
[00:04:29]  He's not going to win you over.
[00:04:33]  Nah, not truly.
[00:04:35]  Well, at least he doesn't want the country to be taken over.
[00:04:37]  Yes.
[00:04:38]  Like, I'm not Islamophobic.
[00:04:39]  I just want him to be taken over by it.
[00:04:43]  And, like, India used to be.
[00:04:45]  I think you just won over Dove, too.
[00:04:48]  One more life.
[00:04:52]  Changing minds and changing hearts.
[00:04:54]  Keep going, Alex.
[00:04:55]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:56]  No, no, no.
[00:04:57]  Listen, you guys are good.
[00:04:59]  Can I hold one of the machetes and shit?
[00:05:01]  I'm so scared right now.
[00:05:02]  Yeah, he's going to chop Akash's dick off, too.
[00:05:05]  Everybody's going to say that.
[00:05:07]  They haven't sex.
[00:05:09]  At six months, children can decide their sex, and I'm ready to volunteer.
[00:05:19]  Hey, let's get the weed out.
[00:05:22]  Who's got weed?
[00:05:23]  You want a brownie?
[00:05:24]  Whoa.
[00:05:24]  Oh, I can't handle that.
[00:05:26]  No, no, I want shrooms, brownies.
[00:05:28]  Let's go.
[00:05:28]  All right, we're going to do this for like a Mike Tyson interview.
[00:05:31]  I want to see you on shrooms.
[00:05:33]  What kind of theories start coming out?
[00:05:34]  I'm going to start drinking.
[00:05:36]  Me too.
[00:05:38]  I got to come somehow.
[00:05:40]  Are shrooms lately in Miami?
[00:05:42]  No, no, no.
[00:05:42]  I have no clue.
[00:05:43]  I don't.
[00:05:43]  I fuck with shrooms.
[00:05:45]  You don't think shrooms have negative side effects?
[00:05:47]  I think if it's taken wrong, it could.
[00:05:49]  I might have eaten a few of those.
[00:05:50]  Okay, and you had a bad trip.
[00:05:52]  No, I liked it.
[00:05:53]  Okay, go.
[00:05:54]  The key is you got to mix shrooms with acid.
[00:05:59]  That's what I did wrong.
[00:06:00]  That's probably what no, no, it's candy flipping.
[00:06:02]  You got to get the full-on pink elephant effect, like where you're like, not just seeing some walls breathing, but like drawing everything's like in full psychedelic color.
[00:06:10]  Yeah.
[00:06:11]  Like that gold machine gun would look like a rattlesnake.
[00:06:14]  Really?
[00:06:14]  Yeah.
[00:06:15]  You want to take, and I'm not saying this, kids, it's all made up.
[00:06:17]  Like Hunter S. Thompson, no, this is real.
[00:06:20]  The thing to do is take like seven hits of acid.
[00:06:22]  It was clean and good.
[00:06:22]  Yeah.
[00:06:23]  Would say about two or three grams of my shrooms and then a bottle of Jack Daniels.
[00:06:26]  Right.
[00:06:27]  And that'll get you there.
[00:06:29]  Okay.
[00:06:30]  But I had a horrible trip, is what I'm saying.
[00:06:32]  But you come down with five hits of ecstasy after it.
[00:06:34]  Oh.
[00:06:34]  That's why you had a problem.
[00:06:36]  You're right.
[00:06:37]  I was at five hits of ecstasy.
[00:06:40]  Yeah.
[00:06:40]  That seems wild.
[00:06:42]  I'm not saying it's made up.
[00:06:44]  Oh, you're right.
[00:06:44]  It's performance.
[00:06:45]  This is his performance art.
[00:06:46]  You wouldn't have to do it.
[00:06:46]  I've never, I just act cool.
[00:06:48]  Yeah.
[00:06:52]  I'm not actually drinking.
[00:06:53]  Go, I mean, you're like, Orbital just drank this much, wasn't he?
[00:06:58]  Yeah.
[00:07:01]  America, bitch.
[00:07:02]  Fuck yeah.
[00:07:03]  You put the irony.
[00:07:04]  You away.
[00:07:06]  You would say.
[00:07:08]  Like you said, it's like Hollywood.
[00:07:09]  It's a little bit of food coloring.
[00:07:12]  You aren't actually drinking anything.

=== Performance Art or Truth (02:53) ===

[00:07:13]  Exactly.
[00:07:13]  This is all fake.
[00:07:14]  This is fake.
[00:07:15]  Hey, dude, let's go.
[00:07:16]  Talk to half that bottle, buddy.
[00:07:18]  Hey guys.
[00:07:19]  Nice.
[00:07:20]  Super fake.
[00:07:21]  Hey, Mark, that's all you.
[00:07:24]  Take it down, Mark.
[00:07:25]  Take it down.
[00:07:26]  Let's go.
[00:07:27]  Alex, get in on it.
[00:07:28]  I need a couple hits of ecstasy after this.
[00:07:30]  You definitely do.
[00:07:32]  Now, you did all those drugs.
[00:07:34]  Wait, did you have some?
[00:07:36]  That was good.
[00:07:36]  I just thought I was going to do it.
[00:07:37]  I was in experimental MK Ultra programs.
[00:07:39]  When I was a little baby, I was taking all the stuff.
[00:07:40]  You were taking it as a little bit of baby book.
[00:07:42]  Which is good, though.
[00:07:42]  Now we're going to give the babies experimental vaccine.
[00:07:44]  So I just got into it.
[00:07:45]  And it evens out completely.
[00:07:46]  Oh, I got the brain boost.
[00:07:48]  They're going to get the brain.
[00:07:49]  Now, when you went to, you said you went to camp as a kid at Bohemian Grove or something like that.
[00:07:55]  I didn't speak into Bohemian Grove.
[00:07:56]  That's a whole that's a true story.
[00:07:57]  Right, right.
[00:07:57]  But he was a camp or what was it?
[00:08:00]  You want the whole story about him and Grubbs?
[00:08:01]  It's really interesting.
[00:08:02]  Yeah, go.
[00:08:02]  Mark Twain, who I'm a huge fan of.
[00:08:04]  Yeah.
[00:08:05]  Me too.
[00:08:05]  Great guy.
[00:08:06]  That's his real name.
[00:08:08]  I used to know that.
[00:08:10]  How do you know?
[00:08:10]  I know you know it, but let's see if he goes.
[00:08:12]  I know the real story of how he was in that real Deadwood town, and he was actually like a telegraph operator or something.
[00:08:17]  He did a whole bunch of Samuel.
[00:08:19]  I forget.
[00:08:20]  Clemens.
[00:08:21]  That's right, Samuel Clintons.
[00:08:22]  Langhorn Clemens.
[00:08:22]  Point Andrew.
[00:08:25]  He wrote these articles in the mining towns.
[00:08:28]  I knew that.
[00:08:29]  Really?
[00:08:29]  Yeah.
[00:08:29]  But Samuel Clemens, you're right.
[00:08:31]  But I've forgotten that part.
[00:08:32]  So you are a big fan of Mark Twain.
[00:08:33]  Well, I've read a lot of his books, but I didn't remember his true name.
[00:08:36]  Still, you're a big enough fan because.
[00:08:38]  So you would also say you're a fan of Black Lives Matter because he was Black Lives Matter.
[00:08:42]  I actually do care about everybody's lives.
[00:08:43]  That is what I'm talking about.
[00:08:45]  That's a smooth Moreno's guy.
[00:08:48]  See how he got him?
[00:08:49]  I love everybody.
[00:08:50]  So Bohemian Grub.
[00:08:52]  What happened?
[00:08:52]  Well, Mark Twain founded it.
[00:08:54]  That's right.
[00:08:55]  He founded it.
[00:08:56]  So that's why I was getting to Mark Twain.
[00:08:57]  Okay.
[00:08:58]  Was he trying to find some Huck Finns or what's going on?
[00:09:01]  He wanted to bang as many women as possible.
[00:09:04]  Okay, that's what's up.
[00:09:05]  And like, we think they had, we invented drugs.
[00:09:07]  They had drugs then.
[00:09:07]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:09:08]  So what was happening is he made his way across the West and then got famous later and then moved back to where they kind of have an artist colony.
[00:09:16]  They had about 5,000 acres then.
[00:09:17]  Now it's about 2,700 acres.
[00:09:19]  Big, giant, beautiful redwoods right on the Russian River there in Sonoma County, California.
[00:09:24]  So it became an artist colony and he would spend usually a lot of his summers so he got older there.
[00:09:30]  He got really popular and mainly there wasn't a lot of homoerotic stuff.
[00:09:34]  It was heterosexual stuff, but they would ship hookers in from San Francisco.
[00:09:37]  They'd ship them in.
[00:09:38]  They'd ship them in by train because finally the Northern Railroad or whatever got there.
[00:09:43]  Ugliest women on the planet.
[00:09:45]  Who knows?
[00:09:45]  Ugliest.
[00:09:46]  What a terrible place to ship women in.
[00:09:47]  Unbelievable.
[00:09:48]  You can ship them from LA.
[00:09:49]  You can ship them anywhere else.
[00:09:50]  But the ugliest women on the planet, hands down, San Francisco.
[00:09:53]  Maybe that's why they started fucking kids because they were like, the women are so ugly.
[00:09:59]  Listen, all I know is they shipped the hookers in from San Francisco.
[00:10:03]  Okay, fine.
[00:10:03]  Okay.
[00:10:04]  So then it's this big party thing.

=== Shipping Hookers by Train (14:16) ===

[00:10:06]  You know, they did plays, they did risque stuff, they did illegal stuff.
[00:10:10]  And it was basically a giant party camp for dudes that made a bunch of money in gold mining and stuff.
[00:10:16]  So it was basically just a place that would get totally insane.
[00:10:19]  And then by 1900, U.S. presidents started going, and then others started going.
[00:10:24]  By the time I snuck into it in July of 2000, I was paid to sneak in by British broadcasting group, not BBC, but it was World of Wonder and Channel 4 because they didn't want the liability.
[00:10:34]  They had the passcodes.
[00:10:35]  They actually could help get me in through the Secret Service.
[00:10:37]  That's how I was able to get in, but I had to sign a non-disclosure.
[00:10:40]  Later, they lifted the non-disclosure.
[00:10:42]  You know, John Ronson, he made like mini steric goats and all those different movies and stuff.
[00:10:47]  So they had liability.
[00:10:49]  So they had me sign an agreement to sneak in for them with a hidden camera and get footage.
[00:10:53]  And I'm like, yeah, right.
[00:10:54]  Because this is me like, you know, 21 years ago.
[00:10:56]  I wasn't into the whole Satanism thing or pedophile thing.
[00:10:59]  I thought it was BS.
[00:11:00]  I was more like a mainline libertarian, kind of like a mainline Republican, pro-gun guy.
[00:11:05]  But I already snuck on some military bases and stuff and got some hidden footage.
[00:11:08]  They said, well, you go in.
[00:11:09]  I said, absolutely.
[00:11:09]  Pay my plane ticket, pay me money, do whatever.
[00:11:11]  I'll do it.
[00:11:12]  I sneak in.
[00:11:13]  I get questioned by the Secret Service to these big redwoods.
[00:11:16]  And I go, okay, that's it.
[00:11:17]  I'm going to hide.
[00:11:18]  There's footage of all this.
[00:11:19]  I'm going to hide just under a deck till I get started because they claim by this little lake, there's this big stone owl.
[00:11:24]  They're going to do this ritual.
[00:11:25]  So it gets dark.
[00:11:26]  I go down.
[00:11:27]  And all of a sudden, I'm in these giant redwoods, and there's thousands, over a thousand people on these big open tables eating dinner, and they're singing weird German songs.
[00:11:35]  I don't speak German, but I know it's German.
[00:11:37]  All of a sudden, all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, you know, it's German.
[00:11:42]  You know, it's not a word, so it's hard to catch up.
[00:11:45]  It sounds like a Karina Barana song.
[00:11:46]  Like, you know, it sounds like those seven dwarves are singing.
[00:11:50]  I fact-checked it.
[00:11:50]  It does sound like the seven dwarves.
[00:11:52]  That is true.
[00:11:52]  I actually got video of this.
[00:11:54]  I know.
[00:11:54]  I'm above these, I'm above these trees.
[00:11:56]  He's like, okay.
[00:12:00]  And then, and that's all mainly white people, except I didn't see Danny Glover.
[00:12:05]  No.
[00:12:06]  No.
[00:12:07]  I swear to God.
[00:12:09]  Motherfucking, Abe, I bet Mel Gibson got him in that bitch.
[00:12:12]  No, no, no, no.
[00:12:12]  And then I'm looking at him.
[00:12:13]  I'm going, that's, and later in the night, I'm like, I'm walking by, but I've got the hidden footage I already got.
[00:12:17]  I'm skipping ahead.
[00:12:18]  I'm like, I'm walking.
[00:12:18]  I go, well, I'm not going to stop.
[00:12:20]  I got the footage.
[00:12:20]  Nobody, CBS, NBC, they all tried to get in and get out with it.
[00:12:23]  I got.
[00:12:24]  the info out because I guess some insiders wanted it out.
[00:12:26]  I was to be honest.
[00:12:27]  I wasn't on the setup then.
[00:12:28]  Yeah.
[00:12:29]  But I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh, that's Glenn Eastwood.
[00:12:32]  You know, it's like, oh, that's Clint Eastwood.
[00:12:33]  Like, brushing past him, like, boom.
[00:12:34]  But I didn't stop and like fanboy on him.
[00:12:36]  I would definitely fanboy and Clint Eastwood.
[00:12:38]  Yeah.
[00:12:38]  He's a piece.
[00:12:39]  Yeah.
[00:12:39]  Objectively speaking, I mean, he was a handsome guy.
[00:12:42]  Well, I'm not gay, but I'd have sex with Mel Mel Gibson.
[00:12:46]  You know, it's funny.
[00:12:47]  That's what I wanted.
[00:12:47]  Mel Gibson.
[00:12:48]  And Clint Eastwood.
[00:12:50]  You get very angry.
[00:12:51]  I asked him about Clint Eastwood, and you just suggested Mel Gibson.
[00:12:54]  He said Mel Gibson.
[00:12:55]  I'm going to have sex with Mel Gibson.
[00:12:57]  I was like, Clint Eastwood's hot.
[00:12:58]  You're like, I would have sex with Mel Gibson.
[00:13:01]  Exactly.
[00:13:02]  No one brought up Mel Gibson.
[00:13:03]  He was just thinking about it.
[00:13:04]  Anyway, so I'm in there.
[00:13:05]  Here's the reason I raised this.
[00:13:07]  Here's the reason I raised it.
[00:13:09]  They were telling me Danny Glover to find Mel Gibson.
[00:13:12]  Actually, Danny Glover fucked me that night.
[00:13:16]  I'm joking.
[00:13:18]  So let's stop.
[00:13:19]  Let's get serious.
[00:13:20]  Yeah, let's get serious.
[00:13:21]  Yo, come on, Mel Glenn.
[00:13:23]  That was raped by Clint Eastwood.
[00:13:25]  That's a joke.
[00:13:27]  You went and over the left media as we speak, bro.
[00:13:30]  You fucked dudes and got raped.
[00:13:32]  You got the left hand.
[00:13:33]  I got my balls chopped off.
[00:13:35]  He's a radical leftist, this guy.
[00:13:37]  No, no, seriously, I'm a radical leftist.
[00:13:39]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:39]  You can't keep him a woman.
[00:13:40]  No, no, no, but seriously.
[00:13:42]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:13:43]  So most of Bohemian Grove is just a party play started by most of Bohemian Grove is a party play started by Mel Gibson.
[00:13:50]  How dark is Danny Glover's dead?
[00:13:53]  Like this.
[00:13:55]  I was like, Danny, it's so big.
[00:13:59]  So, so, so you like that?
[00:14:02]  So it's that's what he said to Danny.
[00:14:08]  I think it's the other way around, to be honest.
[00:14:10]  I think.
[00:14:10]  So it's a serious history of Bohemian Grove.
[00:14:12]  We're part way there.
[00:14:13]  It's started by Mark Twain and a group of people.
[00:14:16]  And Mark Twain shows up as like 20 people.
[00:14:18]  By the time Mark Twain gets involved, by like 1890, it's thousands of people.
[00:14:22]  It's an insane party.
[00:14:23]  Prostitutes are being brought in by train.
[00:14:25]  It's like debauchery, orgies, everything.
[00:14:27]  And a little bit of Satan worship.
[00:14:28]  You know, you want to be a little blasphemous.
[00:14:29]  Sorry.
[00:14:30]  So everything else is going on.
[00:14:31]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:32]  They had documents and books coming out about it.
[00:14:34]  Like there's weird photos from like, you know, in black and white of like, you name it, it's going on.
[00:14:38]  We think we invented stuff today.
[00:14:39]  No, sorry, Hollywood, you didn't invent shit.
[00:14:41]  But by the time I get there in 2000, it's weird Republicans that are really repressed.
[00:14:46]  So now it's not women.
[00:14:47]  It's very homoerotic.
[00:14:48]  That's why I made the joke.
[00:14:49]  I didn't see Clint Eastwood do anything.
[00:14:51]  I didn't see Danny Glover doing anything.
[00:14:52]  I didn't see Mel Gibson there.
[00:14:54]  But it was very homoerotic because, believe it or not, I weigh 270 pounds now.
[00:14:58]  I weigh like 180.
[00:14:59]  I look really good back then.
[00:15:00]  So the problem was the reason I had to hide was the dudes kept slapping me on the ass and whistling at me.
[00:15:05]  So, no, I swear to God.
[00:15:06]  They wanted cheeks.
[00:15:07]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:15:08]  So the Secret Service comes up, and then later the Sheriff's Department, what's your passcode?
[00:15:12]  What are you doing?
[00:15:13]  I go, I'm with the lost boys because I had the code word to this particular camp.
[00:15:17]  They go, oh, oh, you're from Texas with the Bushes.
[00:15:19]  All right, that's okay.
[00:15:20]  And also, they were also, they go, well, what's the other code word?
[00:15:23]  I go, hillbillies.
[00:15:23]  So I was told by insiders how to get in.
[00:15:25]  And I'm not sure why they still did it, why I was given it.
[00:15:28]  People said, hey, Jones was let in.
[00:15:29]  Later, I figured out I was.
[00:15:31]  So I don't know why I was let in.
[00:15:32]  John Ronson's like, don't ever tell anybody.
[00:15:34]  You're a piece, Doug.
[00:15:35]  Huh?
[00:15:36]  Because you were a piece because you were fine as fuck.
[00:15:37]  They wanted to be a bad guy.
[00:15:38]  About seven years later, John Ronson goes on C-SPAN and like CNN and like coast to coast to him and goes, I actually snuck in with Alex Jones.
[00:15:48]  He never told anybody.
[00:15:49]  I signed a non-disclosure.
[00:15:50]  I wasn't supposed to say it.
[00:15:51]  So I sneak in with this British broadcasting guy.
[00:15:55]  And they had all the credit.
[00:15:56]  He's the one that actually had all the codes and everything.
[00:15:58]  It would turn out there was a lawyer in the Bohemian Grove.
[00:16:01]  And I guess the higher level groups, it's all hierarchical.
[00:16:04]  There's this thing called the Chalet at the top where Kissinger and Nixon and Reagan and the Bushes stay.
[00:16:10]  And they're like, the chalet has decided you're going to get in.
[00:16:13]  I later learned.
[00:16:15]  And so this was like, they're like, go get Jones, have him sneak in, give him all the credit.
[00:16:19]  So it's weird.
[00:16:20]  Like these dudes actually picked me, brought me in to launch.
[00:16:23]  I was already big on the internet.
[00:16:25]  I already was successful on over 100 radio stations by 2000, but I was like underground.
[00:16:29]  And these dudes like decided to let me sneak in, do the whole nine yards.
[00:16:33]  And like once the Secret Service would talk to me, they'd get on their radio and go, okay, you can go.
[00:16:38]  They caught me.
[00:16:39]  They knew.
[00:16:39]  They were told.
[00:16:40]  So here's the mystery.
[00:16:41]  Why did they let me in?
[00:16:42]  They were grooming you.
[00:16:42]  They wanted you to be part of their thing.
[00:16:44]  Maybe.
[00:16:45]  Uh-oh.
[00:16:46]  Oh, what is it?
[00:16:47]  Hit it.
[00:16:47]  Maybe, maybe you are a part of their thing.
[00:16:50]  Oh, what is the term?
[00:16:54]  What is the term?
[00:16:55]  Disinformation.
[00:16:57]  Specialists.
[00:16:57]  Yes.
[00:16:58]  Maybe they brought you in a Bohemian.
[00:17:00]  Maybe I don't know that.
[00:17:00]  They lift you.
[00:17:01]  But maybe I don't know.
[00:17:01]  Maybe you don't.
[00:17:02]  You've been brainwashed.
[00:17:04]  Maybe you got MK Ultra.
[00:17:05]  Oh, I think I probably did.
[00:17:06]  Yeah.
[00:17:08]  You definitely got experience.
[00:17:10]  They're trying to see his area.
[00:17:13]  The point is, I'm being honest about this.
[00:17:14]  I only learned later that it was all basically I was let in.
[00:17:18]  Do you know?
[00:17:19]  This is serious question.
[00:17:19]  You got to stop and talk to the guy that's in the Western movies, Clint Eastwood.
[00:17:24]  Yeah.
[00:17:24]  I had to talk to me like it's Clint Eastwood.
[00:17:25]  Like, oh, that's Glenn Eastwood.
[00:17:27]  God, I got to get out of here with the footage.
[00:17:28]  Yeah.
[00:17:29]  Because imagine, I didn't believe it.
[00:17:30]  All of a sudden, I. Do you worry that they're trying to play you sometimes?
[00:17:33]  Do you worry that like you come across information and they're using you and your platform?
[00:17:38]  Well, that's what I'm being honest about.
[00:17:39]  They've done that to me.
[00:17:40]  They have, right?
[00:17:40]  So how do you decipher?
[00:17:42]  These dudes are sophisticated.
[00:17:45]  Yo, the people who run the world, they kind of got together.
[00:17:48]  They're pretty smart, the guys who run the world.
[00:17:50]  So they're sending you information.
[00:17:52]  Give us an example of something they sent you.
[00:17:53]  Well, it's happened a lot, but I mean, I'm just finishing up with Bohemian Grove.
[00:17:56]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:17:57]  So I come down out of the hills.
[00:17:58]  I've hit under this deal with mosquitoes biting me and everything.
[00:18:00]  The British guy goes, I'm not doing this.
[00:18:03]  He runs off.
[00:18:03]  So we split up at that point.
[00:18:05]  But I've got the hidden camera and I'm under this thing being bit by mosquitoes.
[00:18:09]  And I'm sitting there.
[00:18:10]  And so it gets dark.
[00:18:11]  I'm out of the hills.
[00:18:12]  I'm over the red woods and they're all like orcs down there eating.
[00:18:15]  And then they all go towards this pool.
[00:18:17]  So I follow them.
[00:18:18]  I hadn't been to the pool yet.
[00:18:19]  I hadn't seen it.
[00:18:20]  So there's this big pond with this big 40-foot stone idol of an owl.
[00:18:24]  And they bring in the effigy of a child.
[00:18:26]  They say we're sacrificing it to get rid of our bad karma.
[00:18:29]  And I'm thinking, this is a joke.
[00:18:30]  So I'm like, hey, this is pretty cool.
[00:18:31]  The guy goes, shut up.
[00:18:32]  It's a very important ritual.
[00:18:34]  And then these old men are going, for like an hour.
[00:18:37]  And I'm like, this is kind of boring, but it was very Faustian.
[00:18:40]  It was a ritual.
[00:18:41]  They took it very serious.
[00:18:41]  That's why once I had the hidden camera footage, you guys are welcome to use it all, whatever you want on the show.
[00:18:46]  I just got out of there as quickly as possible.
[00:18:48]  So that's the rest of the story.
[00:18:49]  It started with Mark Twain just wanting to like drink a lot of liquor and bang hookers and turned into because it's repressed Republicans, very homoerotic, well known that the private jets land at the private airfield and ain't women.
[00:19:02]  It's like almost all men and it's just a bunch of dudes banging each other.
[00:19:06]  Nothing against that.
[00:19:06]  I'm not against gay people, but just that's not my cup of tea.
[00:19:09]  Wow.
[00:19:09]  And why do you think this happens with the Republicans?
[00:19:11]  You think it's sexual repression?
[00:19:13]  I do.
[00:19:13]  I think it's sexual repression.
[00:19:15]  That's the naughty thing to do.
[00:19:17]  Because imagine they're in this beautiful place.
[00:19:19]  It's Mark Twain banging hot hookers all day and drinking liquor and doing whatever.
[00:19:23]  And pretty soon it's like, let's do the bad thing.
[00:19:25]  Let's screw a dude.
[00:19:26]  And then it pretty much becomes that later.
[00:19:28]  I mean, in town, there were a bunch of hookers in town too because there's a couple of little towns right by it.
[00:19:32]  And it's crawling with like five-star hookers.
[00:19:34]  Yeah.
[00:19:35]  You're like, oh my God, look at that woman.
[00:19:36]  Look at that one.
[00:19:36]  They're like, the jets are landing.
[00:19:38]  But that's all done in town at the golf course.
[00:19:40]  But it's all male.
[00:19:42]  It's only male inside.
[00:19:43]  So this is one of the things that in the 30s.
[00:19:47]  It changed in the 30s, meaning what?
[00:19:48]  The now women?
[00:19:49]  Well, before it was like they were bringing women in.
[00:19:51]  Now it's all of a sudden just like a weird homoerotic thing.
[00:19:54]  Okay.
[00:19:54]  So what happens with you?
[00:19:56]  You expose this and then it kind of puts you on a map in a different way.
[00:19:59]  Like you were already famous at this point in time, but now it's like you're famous for exposing things that people didn't know existed.
[00:20:05]  Yeah.
[00:20:06]  Yes, and more or less.
[00:20:07]  Is that fair?
[00:20:07]  Absolutely.
[00:20:08]  And I would take credit for doing this all myself.
[00:20:10]  I'm being honest because this is all people's own shared experience.
[00:20:14]  I literally got set up probably by Bohemian Grove to go do this.
[00:20:18]  So the question is, why did they say that?
[00:20:19]  That's my question.
[00:20:20]  Why?
[00:20:20]  Why do you think?
[00:20:22]  Well, they death-threatened me and messed with me really hard after it, too.
[00:20:25]  There's like different factions.
[00:20:26]  I think somebody inside the cult was pissed.
[00:20:29]  And who knows?
[00:20:31]  I don't know.
[00:20:31]  But we had like, here's an example.
[00:20:34]  I have the footage.
[00:20:35]  We get back.
[00:20:36]  These British film crews cannot believe I have the tape.
[00:20:40]  They watch it on cameras.
[00:20:41]  They transfer it to a deck.
[00:20:43]  And then they call me up like a week later going, that footage was erased.
[00:20:46]  I go, your people did it.
[00:20:47]  They checked it in front of me.
[00:20:48]  So they grabbed it in the mail and deleted it.
[00:20:50]  And then I mailed it to like their offices in LA and it got deleted again.
[00:20:56]  They erased it.
[00:20:57]  They have a machine that does it.
[00:20:58]  They can demagnetize their back then with magnetized tape.
[00:21:01]  Then they flew a crew to Austin and in front of me at a studio, copied it again and left and finally got it.
[00:21:07]  So it was, it was, let me tell you, it was very James Bondi that they did not want that footage out, but we were given all the codes because like the Secret Service was like, what is the code word?
[00:21:15]  Lost boys.
[00:21:16]  What's the second code word?
[00:21:18]  Hillbillies.
[00:21:21]  Let him go.
[00:21:22]  It was literally like that.
[00:21:23]  Okay.
[00:21:24]  Is this your first experience with, I don't know how exactly to put it, like society beyond society?
[00:21:32]  Does that make sense?
[00:21:33]  Yeah, all these rich people have, these were mainly billionaires.
[00:21:36]  Like you'd be, I was like hiding under this deck and guys walking by going, Reagan did well with us transferring the reactors to the base and they don't know about the submarine fleet we have.
[00:21:46]  And I mean, then they walk by, like another group walks by and it's like, oh, we're controlling the arts now.
[00:21:50]  We're going to launch that.
[00:21:53]  It was like weird.
[00:21:54]  That's my curiosity.
[00:21:55]  Like, so what happens?
[00:21:56]  Once you get a little taste of this, you're like, I need to expose this other world out there.
[00:22:00]  Like, what does it happen with you?
[00:22:02]  Where you go, I need to find out about this pedophile ring.
[00:22:05]  Like, a lot of people give you credit for, I don't know if it's exposing Epstein, but you were talking about it maybe decades ago, right?
[00:22:11]  Decade ago, 10 years?
[00:22:13]  It was in the news 15 years ago.
[00:22:14]  I covered it then, yeah.
[00:22:15]  But I'm not giving you credit.
[00:22:17]  Again, I'm not giving you all the credit credits.
[00:22:18]  It was in the Miami news 15 years ago.
[00:22:20]  Right.
[00:22:21]  With the legal case.
[00:22:22]  Yeah.
[00:22:23]  But I mean, it was in the, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:25]  Again, I would take credit for that.
[00:22:26]  Yeah, I was, here's the deal.
[00:22:28]  Only a part of it's the pedophile thing, but here's the deal.
[00:22:30]  It gets to a point where like rich guys, their wives go, oh, my husband cheated on me.
[00:22:34]  I'm cheating on him.
[00:22:35]  I don't care.
[00:22:35]  So like 50 years ago, it was, hey, we know you're cheating on your wife.
[00:22:38]  You can blackmail somebody.
[00:22:39]  And now cheating on the wife doesn't matter as much.
[00:22:41]  It doesn't matter.
[00:22:41]  You have to go a little bit.
[00:22:42]  Because your wife's like, yeah.
[00:22:44]  And so it becomes a deal where most of these people that's come out in court, like these rich bankers and stuff, are like, I don't want to screw a 10-year-old girl.
[00:22:51]  But they tell you, hey, we're videotaping it.
[00:22:53]  Go in the room and screw her if you want to be in the club.
[00:22:56]  It's a rite of passage.
[00:22:57]  Like, you know how gangs will say, go rob a liquor store and kill somebody.
[00:23:01]  And you're like, well, that sounds mean.
[00:23:02]  Well, then you ain't the gang.
[00:23:03]  They want dirt on you.
[00:23:04]  So that they can control you in case you get powerful.
[00:23:07]  Exactly.
[00:23:07]  So it's initiation.
[00:23:08]  Ah, so let's say you go and become president one day.
[00:23:11]  They know that they got some shit on you so you can do their dirty work.
[00:23:14]  Exactly.
[00:23:15]  Strategically, it's smart.
[00:23:16]  It's fucked up.
[00:23:18]  But that's exactly what's going on.
[00:23:19]  And so that pedophilia is one of their main deals because that is so unacceptable and it should be.
[00:23:25]  It's bad.
[00:23:26]  But that's the main thing.
[00:23:27]  Because I mean, most of these guys, I've talked to people that were involved, came out of FBI reports, like a lot of these guys are like crying.
[00:23:32]  And they're like, they're like, have sex with an eight-year-old girl or boy.
[00:23:36]  And they'll show them, they go, listen, you laundered 500 million for us.
[00:23:40]  We're going to kill you if you don't do it.
[00:23:42]  And they make their wives go.
[00:23:43]  And these people are crying in a bedroom.
[00:23:45]  And they've got to like have sex with a kid.
[00:23:46]  Who's they?
[00:23:48]  It's beyond the CIA.
[00:23:49]  It's this corporate mafia.
[00:23:50]  Like people think of the Italians.
[00:23:52]  Like the Italians got big for their britches with unions and stuff in the 50s.
[00:23:56]  Remember, Jagger Hoover, because he was photographed dressed as a woman and all that, he would testify to Congress there is no Lacosa Nostra.
[00:24:03]  So now we think as a Hollywood, only Italians run gangs.
[00:24:06]  Every group runs gangs.
[00:24:07]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:24:07]  And the globalist gang is so big and so corporate, they're called scientists.
[00:24:11]  It's scientists.
[00:24:12]  And so they study how humans operate.
[00:24:15]  They study psychology.
[00:24:16]  They're medical doctors, psychiatrists, psychologists.
[00:24:18]  That's the real group at the top that runs the whole show.
[00:24:22]  So Indians run the world.

=== Globalist Gangs and Scientists (14:37) ===

[00:24:23]  Who is what you're saying?
[00:24:25]  Doctors, scientists.
[00:24:27]  That's us.
[00:24:28]  We're doing it.
[00:24:29]  Well, definitely Indians have figured it out.
[00:24:31]  They're definitely.
[00:24:32]  Let's just say China's really pissed.
[00:24:34]  Take the vaccine, guys.
[00:24:35]  You know what I mean?
[00:24:35]  I'm not here saying it.
[00:24:36]  Don't do it.
[00:24:37]  Don't do it.
[00:24:38]  You know, there's a major India banned the Pfizer mRNA vaccine.
[00:24:42]  Because we made our own, bro.
[00:24:43]  That's what we do.
[00:24:43]  No, but it wasn't.
[00:24:44]  Yeah, it wasn't the special.
[00:24:45]  It's a lot of money, bro.
[00:24:46]  Yeah, I know.
[00:24:47]  Let me tell you something.
[00:24:48]  You look at my genes, tell me they couldn't be changed.
[00:24:50]  I would love to change my DNA.
[00:24:52]  This shit is the most trash DNA.
[00:24:55]  Indians should all take the vaccine, quite frankly.
[00:24:57]  You got the worst genes.
[00:24:59]  Indians and Chinese.
[00:24:59]  Listen, I'm not, listen.
[00:25:00]  You're actually a smart, good-looking guy, man.
[00:25:03]  Hey, you got nice, sparkly green eyes.
[00:25:06]  Just stop saying you fucking suck.
[00:25:08]  Hey, hey, okay.
[00:25:12]  Okay.
[00:25:14]  Alex Jones.
[00:25:15]  Bill Gates wants to help your ass.
[00:25:17]  Yeah.
[00:25:17]  Bill Gates needs to change his DNA too.
[00:25:19]  And shit is trash.
[00:25:21]  I agree.
[00:25:21]  That motherfucker's trash.
[00:25:22]  But let me get back to what I'm saying.
[00:25:24]  Listen.
[00:25:24]  Listen.
[00:25:25]  India.
[00:25:25]  Did Bill Gates ever do anything good?
[00:25:27]  Like, have you ever been on Microsoft and you'd be like, this is really processing?
[00:25:30]  You want the DL on that?
[00:25:32]  Oh, break out the Kampari.
[00:25:36]  Let's go back to India since he keeps bringing this up.
[00:25:38]  I just saw guys, I've been watching this show probably 100 times.
[00:25:40]  Yeah.
[00:25:41]  And I heard the jokes and stuff.
[00:25:42]  I didn't even look.
[00:25:43]  That's an Indian.
[00:25:44]  That's a whatever.
[00:25:44]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:25:45]  I look at humans.
[00:25:45]  You don't see color, bro.
[00:25:47]  See, like Martin Luther King said, I literally, I go to a restaurant because the restaurant don't let me in.
[00:25:54]  Let me explain.
[00:25:56]  I go to a restaurant because the food's good.
[00:25:59]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:26:00]  I listen to music because it sounds good.
[00:26:02]  I'm out Legging.
[00:26:03]  Like, who the fuck sang this song?
[00:26:05]  Are they brown?
[00:26:05]  Are they white?
[00:26:06]  I mean, literally, I go off what sounds good, what tastes good, what is good.
[00:26:10]  Like, I'll be out the pool.
[00:26:11]  Black chick walks by, she's hot, she's hot.
[00:26:13]  Other black chick, it's not.
[00:26:14]  White chick walks by, she's not hot.
[00:26:16]  Another white chick walks by, boom, she's bamming.
[00:26:18]  It ain't about color.
[00:26:19]  It's about spirit, man.
[00:26:21]  Have you taken down some chocolate bombs?
[00:26:23]  I've had a few chocolate bombs.
[00:26:28]  I was bad.
[00:26:29]  I was bad at Dallas.
[00:26:31]  I would go down to like, you know, because they were well-to-do black folks in my neighborhood, but they were just like all stay, like all the white people.
[00:26:38]  But I would go down basketball courts in Dallas.
[00:26:41]  Yeah.
[00:26:41]  And when I was like 12, 13, I was banging some of that black pussy.
[00:26:45]  Because it's all pink in the middle.
[00:26:48]  There you go.
[00:26:49]  12 or 13?
[00:26:52]  How good are you at basketball?
[00:26:53]  Yeah.
[00:26:54]  I wasn't too good at basketball.
[00:26:55]  I had like blonde hair there.
[00:26:56]  They're like, that's a fed.
[00:26:57]  And my prison's like, no, no, he plays football with us.
[00:26:59]  This guy's like 16.
[00:27:00]  No, he's like 12.
[00:27:01]  No, I'm just saying it's that cool.
[00:27:03]  That's actually true.
[00:27:05]  Where else could you go when you're 12 and get a badass blowjob?
[00:27:08]  Yeah.
[00:27:09]  That'd be me.
[00:27:09]  Nobody knows.
[00:27:12]  I think you gotta talk to that chicken.
[00:27:14]  You gotta go to Bohemian Grove, bro.
[00:27:18]  That's true story.
[00:27:20]  It's not a hot ass black girl, man.
[00:27:22]  You like them black chicks, huh?
[00:27:23]  I like it all, man.
[00:27:24]  I just told you.
[00:27:25]  Yeah.
[00:27:28]  You can have an Asian chick that's ugly and an Asian chick that's hot.
[00:27:30]  Black chick that's ugly, black chick that's hot.
[00:27:32]  White chick that's ugly, white chick that's hot.
[00:27:34]  I mean, it's Mexican chick that's super hot, one that's not hot.
[00:27:37]  Hot's hot.
[00:27:38]  How about Indian?
[00:27:38]  Yeah, man.
[00:27:39]  Yeah, good stuff.
[00:27:40]  I never banged an Indian.
[00:27:43]  Bend over right here.
[00:27:44]  I fucking.
[00:27:45]  Hey, hey, hey.
[00:27:47]  Hey.
[00:27:47]  You can't tell me how cute I am.
[00:27:51]  I am his dudes, I'll be honest with you.
[00:27:53]  But you do have pretty eyes.
[00:27:56]  Hey, thanks for you, too.
[00:27:59]  Harry, go back to Bill Gates changing his people.
[00:28:02]  You don't like Bill Gates.
[00:28:03]  He doesn't like people.
[00:28:04]  No, he doesn't like people because he acts like he's trying to save them all.
[00:28:07]  Well, who?
[00:28:07]  Okay, let's say who the fuck woke up and this guy's God.
[00:28:10]  He's on TV.
[00:28:11]  You're going to do this.
[00:28:12]  You'll open up what I say.
[00:28:13]  You'll wear a mask as long as I say.
[00:28:15]  I say, I don't care if it's fucking Jesus Christ sitting down telling me that.
[00:28:18]  Fuck you.
[00:28:18]  I mean, if Jesus said it, you probably.
[00:28:20]  I don't know.
[00:28:20]  That'd be the Antichrist.
[00:28:21]  Wouldn't be the Jesus.
[00:28:23]  Don't fuck with the Jesus.
[00:28:25]  Exactly.
[00:28:25]  But if Jesus came back and he was like, I think we should all wear masks, how would you feel?
[00:28:30]  I said, that's the devil.
[00:28:33]  No, no, no.
[00:28:33]  We're having fun here today, but let me get dead serious with you.
[00:28:36]  You flood.
[00:28:39]  I'm not now that you were in.
[00:28:44]  I'm kidding.
[00:28:46]  Hey, hold on now.
[00:28:47]  You've been saying that for years.
[00:28:49]  Why do you think we killed him?
[00:28:51]  I want one of these outfits right around.
[00:28:53]  Cross the same as Saul.
[00:28:55]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:56]  Okay, okay.
[00:28:57]  So, Bill Gates, give us the deal on Bill Gates.
[00:29:01]  Okay.
[00:29:02]  Jesus wear a mask.
[00:29:03]  Now, listen, this will get this is the truth.
[00:29:05]  Yeah, yeah, dude.
[00:29:06]  Bill Gates had a TED talk and said we need to reduce humans down to zero.
[00:29:10]  Who the fuck is Ted?
[00:29:12]  I don't know for this guy.
[00:29:14]  Who is Ted?
[00:29:14]  Have you looked into that?
[00:29:16]  That's weird.
[00:29:17]  Talk to me.
[00:29:18]  Well, it's just a weird, it's a weird.
[00:29:20]  Here's the deal: want to start at the beginning like Mark Twain?
[00:29:24]  Well, no, no, it's always good to start at the beginning.
[00:29:25]  He was just out in the Red Woods.
[00:29:26]  He wanted to fuck a bunch of girls.
[00:29:27]  And all of a sudden, they're good little kids.
[00:29:29]  So let's begin at the beginning.
[00:29:30]  The British Empire is overextended in 1850.
[00:29:33]  I agree.
[00:29:34]  And they don't know.
[00:29:37]  No, this is.
[00:29:39]  This is real.
[00:29:40]  We believe.
[00:29:40]  They're overreaching.
[00:29:41]  It's real.
[00:29:42]  It is real.
[00:29:44]  Oh, I see what you did there.
[00:29:46]  This is good.
[00:29:47]  By the way, I heard you're bringing a gay frog here.
[00:29:49]  We were trying to bring the gay frog and they said to come Wednesday.
[00:29:52]  But what do you call French people?
[00:29:54]  What's a derogatory term?
[00:29:55]  A frog.
[00:29:55]  Frogs.
[00:29:56]  A frog.
[00:29:57]  Now, the frogs in Florida are gay.
[00:30:00]  Now, Mark is French.
[00:30:02]  Wait, hold on.
[00:30:03]  And Mark is from Florida.
[00:30:04]  Hang on, one second.
[00:30:05]  Is that why he's gay?
[00:30:07]  Is he a gay frog?
[00:30:09]  I mean, look at his outfit.
[00:30:11]  It doesn't look gay.
[00:30:11]  Let me check.
[00:30:12]  What's gay about me?
[00:30:13]  I don't know.
[00:30:14]  How could you tell if I was gay?
[00:30:15]  Just by the way that you look, it looks a little gay.
[00:30:17]  Is he gay?
[00:30:18]  He's gay.
[00:30:18]  He's gay.
[00:30:19]  What do you mean?
[00:30:19]  I'm married to a woman, a female woman.
[00:30:21]  You could still be married to a woman and be gay, right?
[00:30:23]  No.
[00:30:24]  Is she a beard?
[00:30:25]  I mean, I watch straight porn.
[00:30:27]  That's not gay.
[00:30:28]  Well, if you focus on the guy, dang it.
[00:30:31]  I don't know.
[00:30:32]  Alex, what do you think?
[00:30:33]  Do you think that's a real live gay right there?
[00:30:35]  I don't know.
[00:30:35]  It's hard to tell.
[00:30:37]  The gay dars a little, you know, you don't know.
[00:30:40]  That's my boyfriend right here.
[00:30:44]  Yo, let's piss off both our parents.
[00:30:46]  Alex likes them straight, huh?
[00:30:48]  We don't want that gay shit.
[00:30:49]  It's too easy, dude.
[00:30:49]  What do you mean?
[00:30:50]  Oh, my little green-eyed beauty right here.
[00:30:53]  Thanks.
[00:30:53]  What's up with me?
[00:30:54]  No, Mark's not gay as far as we know, but he is from Florida and he's a frog.
[00:30:59]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:31:00]  And you exposed that those frogs, they're actually not gay.
[00:31:03]  I looked into this.
[00:31:04]  They're changing gender.
[00:31:05]  Yeah.
[00:31:06]  Yeah, no.
[00:31:06]  Which is even more interesting.
[00:31:09]  Trans frogs.
[00:31:10]  Yeah.
[00:31:10]  Naturally occurring.
[00:31:11]  Well, the chemicals.
[00:31:13]  With chemicals.
[00:31:14]  Oh, that's right because there's estrogen.
[00:31:15]  Let me give you an example.
[00:31:16]  I got a small lake, or my dad does, on the ranch we got.
[00:31:19]  Yeah.
[00:31:19]  And so he went and bought these carp from Asia that eat the hydrilla.
[00:31:23]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:31:23]  But they put a chemical, just a few drops when they're eggs that make them all sterile.
[00:31:29]  So a few drops of basically it's atrazine make all these fish sterile.
[00:31:34]  So that you don't get too many of them.
[00:31:36]  They're an invasive species.
[00:31:37]  You just put them in your little pond or lake and they eat up all the hydrilla.
[00:31:40]  Well, it's the same thing.
[00:31:41]  These chemicals are so powerful that when that happened like 10 years ago, it was one of the most viral things ever.
[00:31:47]  Probably a billion views.
[00:31:48]  I mean, literally 100 million here, 10 million here, 50 million there.
[00:31:50]  I mean, just everywhere Alex Jones, gay frogs.
[00:31:52]  I was reading a Berkeley study.
[00:31:54]  It was a Berkeley study.
[00:31:56]  And it was just saying that almost all the frogs, quote, didn't want to breed, were sterile, but they would also go hump on the mail.
[00:32:04]  So I said, okay, they're gay frogs.
[00:32:06]  Technically, they're not gay.
[00:32:07]  Like you said, they're trans.
[00:32:08]  Right.
[00:32:09]  But that's a big issue is he's kept like two weeks ago, the New York Times said, what is wrong with sperm?
[00:32:17]  Or what's happening with sperm?
[00:32:20]  And it said that a lot of sperm counts are down 90%.
[00:32:22]  90%.
[00:32:23]  We won't be able to have children.
[00:32:24]  Yeah, on average, 50%, but it's 90% in many areas.
[00:32:27]  We won't be able to have children soon.
[00:32:28]  Oh, shit.
[00:32:29]  I think I know where you're going.
[00:32:30]  And it said chemicals in the water.
[00:32:32]  I thought it was Bill Gates trying to reduce the population to zero.
[00:32:34]  Well, let me tell you, you want to go to Bill Gates?
[00:32:36]  That's a fun one.
[00:32:37]  You want to take that from me?
[00:32:37]  You can have it.
[00:32:38]  Are you going to talk to us about the fluoride thing?
[00:32:40]  I want to do it.
[00:32:42]  Because before you go into it, actually go into it.
[00:32:46]  While we're at it, I think we need another drink.
[00:32:48]  We're drinking fake alcohol.
[00:32:51]  This is not alcohol.
[00:32:52]  What is it?
[00:32:53]  It's just like cornstarch.
[00:32:54]  It's just cornstarch and water and food coloring.
[00:32:57]  That's not real alcohol.
[00:32:58]  Just like he didn't do real drugs.
[00:32:59]  Got you.
[00:33:00]  Everything here is an illusion.
[00:33:01]  Yeah.
[00:33:01]  Gotcha.
[00:33:03]  100%.
[00:33:04]  Okay.
[00:33:04]  Now let's go into the performance art about the fluoride.
[00:33:06]  Okay.
[00:33:07]  Talk that shit, bro.
[00:33:08]  Okay.
[00:33:10]  Fluoride's in the water.
[00:33:13]  Let's finish with Gates.
[00:33:14]  Okay.
[00:33:16]  No, no, no, no.
[00:33:17]  You asked about Gates.
[00:33:18]  I think they finished with gays.
[00:33:19]  Okay.
[00:33:19]  That's okay.
[00:33:20]  Now finish with Gates.
[00:33:21]  That was a joke.
[00:33:22]  I'm not actually nothing against gays, but I like the booty.
[00:33:25]  I like the girl.
[00:33:26]  You like the booty?
[00:33:29]  Nothing against gays.
[00:33:30]  I like sucking cocks.
[00:33:31]  That's just a girl's got the booty.
[00:33:33]  Guys ain't got booty.
[00:33:34]  Guys got booty?
[00:33:35]  You've seen Andrew.
[00:33:36]  I got a thing on him.
[00:33:37]  He got that donkey.
[00:33:40]  Yeah, we call it birthday cake with a F.
[00:33:44]  Well, you're a handsome guy, but I'm not attracted to it.
[00:33:46]  All right, fair enough, dude.
[00:33:46]  Now you bring some big old sluts in here.
[00:33:48]  I'm married.
[00:33:50]  Big old sluts, huh?
[00:33:52]  Okay, okay, go, go.
[00:33:53]  Let's finish on Gates.
[00:33:54]  Yeah.
[00:33:54]  Seriously.
[00:33:55]  Yeah.
[00:33:55]  Everybody should look into Bill Gates and his father.
[00:33:58]  Yeah.
[00:33:59]  Bill Gates, Bill Gates Sr., Cold Springs Harbor.
[00:34:03]  Cold Springs Harbor.
[00:34:04]  What happened then?
[00:34:06]  That's the World Eugenics site that Thomas Watson was the owner of IBM.
[00:34:12]  And Thomas Watson invented computers.
[00:34:15]  And there's like IBM and the Holocaust.
[00:34:17]  There's like New York Times best-selling books about this.
[00:34:20]  This is all not, this is pulling some prizes for this.
[00:34:22]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:34:23]  And he fits up to do that.
[00:34:25]  Computers in like 1900s because he wants to prove that brown people are inferior.
[00:34:29]  What?
[00:34:30]  And he funds the Kaiser Willham Institute in the 20s, which then funds Hitler, which then creates Hitler and does the whole deal.
[00:34:37]  Bill Gates' father came in with his mother.
[00:34:40]  Bill Gates' father was a super secret Army person doing secret tests, but the mother was more important.
[00:34:45]  She was the key board member on IBM.
[00:34:47]  When Thomas Watson dies, he gives everything he has to eugenics.
[00:34:53]  He won the highest award you get from the Nazis.
[00:34:55]  He was an American, Thomas Watson.
[00:34:57]  He gives it to the board and he trusts her to run it.
[00:35:02]  So then the rest is history.
[00:35:04]  Bill Gates got all the robber bearing money to carry out this eugenics, the secret program.
[00:35:08]  That's why he runs the world medical systems, why he runs the UN, why he runs the Wuhan laboratory.
[00:35:14]  And so Bill Gates is literally like, why is he on TV, my doctor?
[00:35:16]  Why is he the boss?
[00:35:17]  Why does he say when I wear a mask when I don't?
[00:35:19]  I mean, folks, look up Cold Springs Harbor, Bill Gates Sr., Bill Gates' mother.
[00:35:24]  This is all on record.
[00:35:25]  This is all 100%.
[00:35:26]  Like when I was on Joe Rogan's podcast last time, a few months ago, four or five months ago, I'm like, yeah, Bill Gates says 80% gets sick from the Pfizer shot.
[00:35:34]  Everybody Joe's like, whoa, look it up.
[00:35:36]  Boom.
[00:35:36]  Reuters, AP.
[00:35:38]  When I'm telling you this stuff, I got to tell you, Mark Twain shipped in hookers to Northern California.
[00:35:44]  It's in history books.
[00:35:45]  Everything I actually told you on how pretty your green eyes are.
[00:35:50]  Everything is in a book.
[00:35:51]  That's the most factual shit you said this whole time.
[00:35:53]  Okay, so Bill Gates is bad because his mom is bad and his dad is bad.
[00:35:57]  Well, no, they set him up to be bad because there was trust-busting back then.
[00:36:01]  You couldn't have a corporation that ran this.
[00:36:03]  So Bill Gates was picked by these people to be the front guy for the whole deal.
[00:36:08]  And do you think that he's actually a smart, capable guy who's running a company?
[00:36:12]  He's got probably 200 IQ.
[00:36:14]  Really?
[00:36:14]  But a lot of people, and IQ, have you ever known really smart people?
[00:36:17]  Like, I know.
[00:36:18]  A super famous Hollywood director and producer that's made $5 million in Hollywood.
[00:36:22]  He's a great guy, except when you're sitting with him at 2 a.m., man, and he won't stop what he's doing.
[00:36:32]  These guys are singular.
[00:36:33]  So the guy I know is singular about writing really funny comedy, doing really amazing things, designing F-18 computers when he was before he even made Beavis and Butthead.
[00:36:43]  Then when you go to the next level, though, like Mike Judge is creating incredible comedy and he's on the spectrum, you go to the next, Mike Judge don't want to kill you.
[00:36:52]  If Mike Judge wants to kill you, he's saving the earth.
[00:36:54]  You're dead.
[00:36:55]  Really?
[00:36:56]  So do you think that Gates has like a godlike, what is it called?
[00:37:02]  God confidence.
[00:37:02]  God complex.
[00:37:03]  Is that what it is, though?
[00:37:04]  So he truly believes it or he's doing the bidding of somebody above him.
[00:37:07]  Well, they had a lot of smart people.
[00:37:09]  Where does it end?
[00:37:10]  I guess what I'm trying to say.
[00:37:11]  Well, I mean, they tried to recruit my dad.
[00:37:12]  Really?
[00:37:13]  Yeah, but it was only because he was like top of his class in Texas.
[00:37:16]  But that's a side issue.
[00:37:17]  He didn't join him.
[00:37:18]  He didn't tell me until 14 years ago he was even involved in it when I made a film about all this.
[00:37:22]  My mom's like, David, this isn't true, is it?
[00:37:24]  I'd ask David Jones.
[00:37:25]  And he's like, no, I wasn't involved in it.
[00:37:27]  But yeah, Gates was chosen because obviously his mom was smart.
[00:37:31]  Obviously, his dad was smart.
[00:37:33]  His dad was on the Federal Reserve Board.
[00:37:35]  But I mean, these are the people running the freaking show.
[00:37:38]  You can pull up Bill Gates with the Astors and the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds and all the elites.
[00:37:43]  And they're at a, quote, depopulation summit 20 years ago.
[00:37:47]  Type in The Good Club.
[00:37:49]  Billionaires meet in secret.
[00:37:51]  Billionaires meet in secret to promote depopulation.
[00:37:54]  Wall Street Journal, New York Times, ABC News.
[00:37:58]  What's frustrating is they told us 15 years ago, we're getting ready to do this.
[00:38:03]  And they set it all up.
[00:38:04]  And depopulation, you think, is a bad thing?
[00:38:07]  Well, here's the deal.
[00:38:08]  Yeah, that's a fact.
[00:38:09]  We need that.
[00:38:10]  Okay, well, blow your head off.
[00:38:13]  Start with you.
[00:38:14]  My IBM is going to go.
[00:38:16]  I'm valuable.
[00:38:16]  The rest of the authorities.
[00:38:17]  No, but I mean, let's be serious.
[00:38:20]  You read the YouTube comments.
[00:38:22]  A lot of them could go.
[00:38:23]  No, I hear you.
[00:38:24]  But okay, it's like the first Superman came out.
[00:38:26]  I don't like Marvel comics.
[00:38:27]  I don't like stuff like that.
[00:38:28]  But the first one was to aft teason.
[00:38:29]  And like, General Zodd goes, our genetics are degenerate.
[00:38:33]  I'm going to kill half the planet.
[00:38:34]  And Superman's dad goes, oh, and you're going to choose Jod who's going to die?
[00:38:38]  Zod's the worst.
[00:38:39]  The point is, is that, yeah, we all got problems.
[00:38:41]  Yeah, we've all got issues.
[00:38:43]  Yeah, we're going to like, that's Hitler, man.
[00:38:46]  Like, oh, this group, I'm going to kill this group.
[00:38:47]  It's that group acts just like you.
[00:38:49]  You act just like them.
[00:38:50]  You cannot get into that mindset of killing.
[00:38:53]  I know you're just being hypothetical devil's advocate.
[00:38:55]  I'll be watching Thanos like, hey.
[00:38:57]  Well, there he is.
[00:38:58]  Okay.
[00:38:59]  Have you been to India recently?
[00:39:00]  No, no, no.

=== CRISPR Bioweapon Fears (02:22) ===

[00:39:01]  Seems like a pretty good.
[00:39:02]  Go to a train station in India.
[00:39:03]  People that are there.
[00:39:05]  Hey.
[00:39:06]  People starving to death.
[00:39:07]  I get it.
[00:39:07]  So, okay, you're going to start walking around with a machine gun shooting everybody?
[00:39:10]  No, no.
[00:39:11]  That's Corona.
[00:39:12]  Bang.
[00:39:12]  Gun.
[00:39:14]  Well, you just hit it.
[00:39:15]  Watch out, though.
[00:39:17]  Because when you decide they're not worth anything, they're going to get you.
[00:39:21]  So just think about that.
[00:39:24]  So you think that's what Corona's about?
[00:39:26]  Well, Corona itself is just the introduction to wear a mask.
[00:39:29]  You're dirty.
[00:39:29]  You're bad.
[00:39:30]  You've got to have a computer tell you when you can go outside.
[00:39:33]  You've got to take these inoculations that don't even protect you, they admit.
[00:39:36]  So it's just the medical tyranny getting in place before they release the, because they agree with you.
[00:39:40]  They're going to release the real bioweapon.
[00:39:42]  So let me just back up.
[00:39:43]  Are they taking advantage of a tragedy or do you think that this was purposely spread around the world in order to exact this type of control?
[00:39:52]  Well, he keeps obsessing on India because he's an Indian supremacist.
[00:39:55]  I'm joking.
[00:39:56]  But seriously, it was the Indian scientists at their top university that actually have a CRISPR's editor.
[00:40:01]  They cost like $5 million.
[00:40:02]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:40:03]  And CRISPR is the genome gene editing system.
[00:40:06]  Gene editing system.
[00:40:07]  Yeah, So like the U.S. has like 50 of them.
[00:40:11]  Europe has a couple.
[00:40:12]  England has a few.
[00:40:13]  Australia has one.
[00:40:14]  India has one.
[00:40:15]  China, who knows what they're doing.
[00:40:16]  God, almighty.
[00:40:17]  That's like wild, well, west.
[00:40:19]  Look out, man.
[00:40:19]  Let me tell you anything we're talking about here.
[00:40:20]  China's like, like, no, there's no, that's the next subject.
[00:40:24]  Yes.
[00:40:25]  And so, what's the question about CRISPR?
[00:40:27]  No, you brought up CRISPR.
[00:40:29]  I was asking something like that.
[00:40:30]  Oh, the Indians.
[00:40:31]  So it was the Indians.
[00:40:33]  It was the Indians in February of last year.
[00:40:36]  So we're talking about over a year ago.
[00:40:38]  Okay.
[00:40:39]  It was the Indian government said, we scanned this COVID virus and it's five viruses.
[00:40:45]  We have P-shuttle genes.
[00:40:46]  Because like UC Frankenstein, he's got stitches on him.
[00:40:50]  Like an arm, a leg.
[00:40:51]  They looked at it.
[00:40:52]  It's 100%.
[00:40:53]  They go, P-shuttle gene.
[00:40:54]  I'm not a genetic engineer.
[00:40:56]  They said, this is five viruses.
[00:40:57]  Stitched together.
[00:40:58]  Stitched together.
[00:40:59]  And they said, that's just the coding.
[00:41:01]  It's so complex we can't penetrate it.
[00:41:04]  Probably only the U.S. could produce this, maybe China.
[00:41:07]  And they said, that's the surface is five viruses.
[00:41:09]  You don't know what they stuck inside of it.
[00:41:11]  So it's man-made, you think?
[00:41:12]  Oh, the only Indian university said with a CRISPR, said 100%.
[00:41:17]  And it's not like the Indians are dumbasses.
[00:41:18]  They're some of the top scientists.
[00:41:19]  So they're top scientists in India go, this is really fucking bad.

=== Camouflage Mode Explained (03:18) ===

[00:41:23]  Okay.
[00:41:24]  And then they all freak out and threaten to sue the university.
[00:41:27]  The university goes, we don't withdraw a paper.
[00:41:29]  We just unpublish it.
[00:41:31]  Then the Australian government confirmed it.
[00:41:33]  The discoverer of HIV of the CRISPR in France proved it.
[00:41:37]  We've had more than 50 universities now look at it and go, oh, this is a bioweapon.
[00:41:41]  This is, it literally, it has stitches where they inject the pieces.
[00:41:46]  They have like molecular guns that like build, that are so small they're able to, because it doesn't work a billion times.
[00:41:52]  They have machines that keep doing these under electron microscopes, firing.
[00:41:56]  Yes, well, how do they make a thing inside of a virus with five viruses?
[00:41:59]  That's how I'm so sorry.
[00:42:00]  What was the they sit there with gene guns firing at huge laboratories and then they look at electron microscopes, thousands of people go, we got one.
[00:42:08]  The alarms go off and they go, we got one that actually merged.
[00:42:11]  So they got one that has freaking five viruses.
[00:42:14]  It's not like they just like magically did it.
[00:42:16]  Like they can't even steal your arm on Ryan.
[00:42:18]  They gene inject it.
[00:42:19]  They get the weapon and they run out and they go, we've got it.
[00:42:22]  And then that's put out and that's what happens.
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[00:44:35]  So the question I always have with conspiracies like that is how you keep that a secret?

=== Masks Work Everywhere (03:31) ===

[00:44:41]  You don't.
[00:44:41]  The Indian scientists came out.
[00:44:43]  And then later, more and more came out.
[00:44:45]  And they have all this PR.
[00:44:46]  Oh, China's not involved.
[00:44:48]  No, nobody's involved because they're not.
[00:44:50]  China's blackmailing the U.S. because in 2005, this is in major scientific papers.
[00:44:56]  They did gain of function, chimera, SARS, COVID testing.
[00:45:03]  That's all the viruses at Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
[00:45:06]  But you can pull up like Journal of Science, all of it.
[00:45:10]  Major controversy.
[00:45:11]  Type in major controversy, gain of function, Chapel Hill.
[00:45:14]  And so they went, this is illegal.
[00:45:16]  You're creating an airborne bioweapon at Chapel Hill.
[00:45:19]  So they moved it to Wuhan a year later, and that's where they made it.
[00:45:25]  So it was an American lab in Wuhan.
[00:45:28]  Yes.
[00:45:29]  Yeah, 11 contracts under Fauci.
[00:45:32]  Look it up.
[00:45:33]  And under Bill Gates companies.
[00:45:34]  Okay.
[00:45:35]  No, no, I'm serious.
[00:45:36]  I believe you.
[00:45:37]  Guys, type this in.
[00:45:38]  There's just nobody looking it up.
[00:45:39]  That's the song.
[00:45:40]  It's mad.
[00:45:40]  Long Google.
[00:45:41]  This is feeling.
[00:45:42]  You keep saying look it up and I keep looking over at Mark like I don't have Wi-Fi, but they're gonna lie.
[00:45:47]  They're gonna lie.
[00:45:47]  I'm not connected to anything.
[00:45:48]  I'm just gonna lie.
[00:45:49]  They're gonna lie and say I made this up.
[00:45:51]  Type in newsweek.com, Fauci connected to controversial programs.
[00:45:55]  Just long Google.
[00:45:56]  That's what gets me.
[00:45:58]  TyphonUTV.com on the business.
[00:45:59]  Fauci controversial Wuhan.
[00:46:01]  Type that in.
[00:46:02]  There we go.
[00:46:02]  Fauci, controversial, Wuhan.
[00:46:04]  But now, what about the scientists that say that it's not man-made?
[00:46:07]  What is like, are they being paid off?
[00:46:08]  What do you think?
[00:46:09]  Well, I mean, yeah, Bill Gates paid to have the British group and the U.S. group say that 4% of America would die, 18 million people.
[00:46:17]  And then it was like one-tenth of 1% what they claimed.
[00:46:20]  Right.
[00:46:20]  And so they hyped all this up and then notice no flu this year.
[00:46:24]  Or last year, they keep saying all the flu deaths are that.
[00:46:27]  But just don't believe me.
[00:46:28]  Anybody viewing this.
[00:46:29]  You wouldn't say flu deaths are down because of masks?
[00:46:33]  Well, that's the argument, but here's the deal.
[00:46:35]  Also, the people who would have died from the flu died from Corona.
[00:46:38]  That's a good point.
[00:46:38]  But here's the deal.
[00:46:41]  Take like a cyclone fence.
[00:46:43]  They describe a cyclone fence.
[00:46:45]  9-11 is an inside job.
[00:46:46]  No, it's not.
[00:46:46]  No, you got a good point right there.
[00:46:48]  That is a strong counter argument.
[00:46:49]  I'm going to argue this.
[00:46:50]  Listen to me.
[00:46:51]  Listen to me.
[00:46:51]  You can look up.
[00:46:52]  They had a Japanese supercomputer prove that masks don't work.
[00:46:56]  Two masks don't work.
[00:46:58]  It's like a cyclone fence.
[00:46:59]  Yeah.
[00:46:59]  And you're shooting a BB through it.
[00:47:03]  But then you actually learn it's like a billion times bigger.
[00:47:06]  So imagine a cyclone fence like 20,000 feet tall.
[00:47:10]  Yeah.
[00:47:10]  You can't even see the edges of the cyclone fence.
[00:47:12]  Like one part of it.
[00:47:14]  You're shooting a BB through that.
[00:47:15]  Yeah.
[00:47:16]  It's like a woman that's got a pussy 5,000 feet wide.
[00:47:19]  Wait.
[00:47:21]  I still wouldn't fit.
[00:47:24]  Okay, so you're saying that masks don't work at all.
[00:47:26]  You don't think that they've helped at all?
[00:47:29]  They've helped us learn that we're dirty.
[00:47:31]  They've helped us learn that we're bad.
[00:47:32]  They've helped us learn that there's this big crisis and we're all LARPing like in a video game against this.
[00:47:37]  I mean, like, like I was at a hotel just today and like people have masks on.
[00:47:40]  They see me.
[00:47:40]  They go, I'm not wearing a mask.
[00:47:41]  They go up against the wall.
[00:47:42]  Well, you're protected.
[00:47:43]  You got your mask.
[00:47:44]  Florida?
[00:47:44]  No one in Florida cares.
[00:47:45]  Well, I guess it's a hotel because those people aren't from Florida.
[00:47:48]  In Miami, there are arrested people not wearing masks.
[00:47:50]  No.
[00:47:51]  Well, I had to wear one coming in here.
[00:47:53]  Are you arrested?
[00:47:54]  You didn't get arrested.
[00:47:55]  They're just like, can you put on a mask?
[00:47:56]  You're like, yeah, sure.
[00:47:58]  Florida people do not care.
[00:47:59]  I'm not against your people, but here's the deal.
[00:48:00]  Florida is a mask.
[00:48:01]  It's like a burqa.
[00:48:02]  Yeah, it is.
[00:48:03]  Yeah, it is.
[00:48:05]  This is all we wanted.
[00:48:06]  This is all we wanted.
[00:48:08]  Here we go.
[00:48:09]  Now take the Jameson.
[00:48:10]  God damn, Alex.
[00:48:11]  James.

=== Fake Grassroots Movements (15:08) ===

[00:48:13]  Hallelujah.
[00:48:16]  Islam.
[00:48:19]  There you go.
[00:48:20]  This will make it more accurate.
[00:48:27]  I ran.
[00:48:34]  Now, if they did prove that masks were helpful, would you wear it?
[00:48:39]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:48:40]  I'm telling you.
[00:48:41]  Double, triple surgical masks.
[00:48:43]  You're not against vaccines.
[00:48:45]  No.
[00:48:45]  In general, you're not against vaccines.
[00:48:46]  That's a real science.
[00:48:47]  You know the history of it?
[00:48:49]  Yes.
[00:48:49]  600 years ago in England, they learned that if you were already sick during the winter, didn't get sun, they didn't know why.
[00:48:56]  They thought like the dark killed you.
[00:48:57]  It was true.
[00:48:58]  Sunlight makes you healthy.
[00:49:00]  And so they learned, like, oh, the vapors of darkness kill you.
[00:49:03]  They said, well, if we poke a cow during the summer, everybody's healthy in a pustule and put it in a toothpick in your arm.
[00:49:09]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:49:10]  You defeat it when you're healthy, you don't die from it.
[00:49:12]  But that's smallpox and cowpox.
[00:49:15]  Cowpox is like a very mild form of smallpox.
[00:49:16]  Cowpox is the mild form of smallpox.
[00:49:18]  Yeah, so that's the original vaccine.
[00:49:20]  Yeah.
[00:49:20]  So it started in Europe 500, 600 years ago.
[00:49:23]  We fact-checking.
[00:49:23]  We shouldn't have done that.
[00:49:24]  That's damn bad.
[00:49:25]  We will never do that again.
[00:49:26]  We will never do that.
[00:49:27]  We never do that again.
[00:49:28]  Little angelized.
[00:49:30]  Absolutely.
[00:49:31]  Everything about cows.
[00:49:33]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:49:34]  Don't ever come at him with cow information because he will be able to back it up.
[00:49:37]  I like it.
[00:49:38]  You like cows?
[00:49:39]  Not as much as him.
[00:49:40]  Do you eat them?
[00:49:41]  Yes, I eat them.
[00:49:42]  He would never eat that.
[00:49:43]  I take back my dad.
[00:49:44]  That's his right.
[00:49:45]  No, I take it back.
[00:49:46]  I can't leave you hanging.
[00:49:47]  That's the unclean one.
[00:49:48]  Hey, let's do that.
[00:49:50]  Let's get serious.
[00:49:51]  Okay.
[00:49:51]  I know about everything.
[00:49:52]  Yeah.
[00:49:52]  I know.
[00:49:56]  No, but let's get serious.
[00:49:57]  What was the question?
[00:50:03]  I love cows so much.
[00:50:04]  I ate them.
[00:50:07]  This is fucking fake.
[00:50:09]  It's not real.
[00:50:10]  Nothing is real.
[00:50:11]  It's like Sandy Hook.
[00:50:14]  Don't bring it out.
[00:50:15]  Wow.
[00:50:16]  How did you fuck that up?
[00:50:17]  Sandy.
[00:50:18]  How did you fuck that up?
[00:50:21]  You were on a roll.
[00:50:22]  You had the pedophiles.
[00:50:23]  You were breathing down their necks.
[00:50:25]  Let me explain.
[00:50:26]  Yeah.
[00:50:26]  Let me explain.
[00:50:26]  That happened eight years ago.
[00:50:28]  I'm not going to even say the name because they'll sue me for it.
[00:50:32]  So you be quiet.
[00:50:34]  Anyways, beautiful over there.
[00:50:38]  Let's get serious here.
[00:50:41]  No.
[00:50:42]  One of my security guys goes, why do you keep making gang shows?
[00:50:45]  I go, people laugh at him.
[00:50:48]  Let me get back.
[00:50:50]  Truth is nothing against gang guys.
[00:50:51]  How are you looking at rid of my ass?
[00:50:52]  Look at him fuzzy.
[00:50:53]  Anyway, let's get serious.
[00:50:55]  He's pretty, though.
[00:50:55]  I like him.
[00:50:57]  You dress up a little dress for me.
[00:50:59]  Like a little elf.
[00:51:02]  I'm not your bohemian boy.
[00:51:04]  Dress him up like an owl.
[00:51:05]  I'm going to take him by your being grown real.
[00:51:08]  Run a train on your ass.
[00:51:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:13]  All right.
[00:51:14]  I don't have fun here.
[00:51:17]  I'm not right now.
[00:51:19]  What are you joking about?
[00:51:21]  I don't know.
[00:51:21]  Oh, no, Sandy.
[00:51:22]  You fucked up, Sandy.
[00:51:23]  God did fuck that up.
[00:51:25]  Here's the deal.
[00:51:26]  You were on a roll before that, huh?
[00:51:28]  Well, let me explain.
[00:51:30]  Here's, imagine like your timeline on the Final Cut Pro video editor and audio editor.
[00:51:34]  There's like thousands of cuts on it.
[00:51:36]  So I've learned, I've been burned by 4chan and 8-chan.
[00:51:39]  Yeah.
[00:51:39]  Because back then, I didn't realize how big my show was like eight years ago.
[00:51:43]  And so, 4chan and 8chan, 40, they were all saying, okay, this thing didn't happen.
[00:51:48]  And so, I would just simply go, well, devil's advocate.
[00:51:51]  I can see how they say, but I think it happened.
[00:51:52]  I actually said that.
[00:51:54]  And then some of the people that went to investigate it, because it became kind of this internet thing.
[00:51:57]  I wasn't really part of it.
[00:51:58]  They were harassing people.
[00:51:59]  So as soon as I learned people were being harassed, and as soon as I learned some of the theories were wrong, like we're talking six years ago, I said, hey, it probably happened.
[00:52:06]  I told my crew, hey, have a few debates with people.
[00:52:08]  I think this happened.
[00:52:09]  We had debates where the Sandy Hook deniers got mad at us.
[00:52:14]  Those are on record.
[00:52:15]  And then I didn't know what was going on about five years ago.
[00:52:17]  Hillary's running against Trump.
[00:52:19]  He goes, well, Trump's been on his show.
[00:52:21]  We'll attack him for being involved with Alex Jones.
[00:52:23]  And that came out in opposition research.
[00:52:25]  So I had media like Megan, Kelly, all of them show up in my office going, going, tell us why you questioned it.
[00:52:33]  I go, well, I think it happened.
[00:52:34]  Well, just tell us why you question it.
[00:52:35]  And then they would sue me for saying why I questioned it.
[00:52:38]  After they asked you.
[00:52:39]  After they asked me, because that was a statute of limitations.
[00:52:42]  So they just looked at my whole history and said, okay, he's not done anything bad.
[00:52:47]  That's where we can get him.
[00:52:48]  Set him against dead children, which is tragic.
[00:52:51]  And so that's, I mean, that's all that was.
[00:52:52]  And so now I always get to read the newspaper, whatever it is.
[00:52:55]  Like, and he's the one that's, and like they present tense, the lawyers and the media go, we need him taken off this radio station or TV station.
[00:53:04]  He's currently sending people at us.
[00:53:06]  We're under attack, like mortars are being fired at him.
[00:53:09]  And I'm like calling up, sending them letters, going, stop, stop.
[00:53:11]  I'm not saying that.
[00:53:12]  So I never said go to their houses.
[00:53:14]  I never said 90% of what they said.
[00:53:16]  It became just a political tool.
[00:53:18]  And that's all that was.
[00:53:19]  But absolutely, that's what, instead of them sending a hit team to kill me or put me in federal prison, which they try with Roger Stone and others, they have just made that my identity and then just obsessed over it.
[00:53:28]  It's kind of like comics that say one thing on a line.
[00:53:31]  And all you ever hear, and after a while, it's kind of like, I'm not even mad at them doing it, but I'm just like, it doesn't even help them anymore because no one even cares.
[00:53:39]  Like they literally have articles every day, sometimes in like a thousand publications.
[00:53:45]  And I told them that, you know, they said the news.
[00:53:48]  Jones built his career on that place in Connecticut with the tragic event that did happen with children and mass shootings are terrible.
[00:53:54]  I'm pro-second amendment, but I don't believe in psychotics.
[00:53:56]  I'm pros that killing kids.
[00:53:57]  But they just live off that and then just say, will you please stop?
[00:54:03]  And I'm like, you know, I haven't said that in six years.
[00:54:05]  Stop it.
[00:54:06]  I sent them letters.
[00:54:06]  They won't stop.
[00:54:08]  So imagine you did something half wrong.
[00:54:10]  They make up the rest of it.
[00:54:11]  And then they keep saying, Mr. Schultz.
[00:54:13]  Yeah.
[00:54:14]  Full wrong.
[00:54:14]  Full wrong.
[00:54:16]  Yeah.
[00:54:16]  It was full wrong.
[00:54:17]  Yeah.
[00:54:18]  There we go.
[00:54:18]  Accountability.
[00:54:19]  No, absolutely.
[00:54:20]  But I mean, here's the deal.
[00:54:21]  I was covering the internet's questions of things.
[00:54:23]  Yeah.
[00:54:24]  And then once I figured out that some of the things the internet said, but here's the deal.
[00:54:27]  Now, do you think the people who like the, let's say, like the Epsteins of the world were rejoicing when you got caught up in that?
[00:54:35]  Absolutely.
[00:54:36]  Because here's the thing.
[00:54:36]  Because now they can discredit you immediately when you say anything about them.
[00:54:40]  Well, exactly.
[00:54:41]  That's why I thought.
[00:54:41]  It's probably the best thing that happened to them.
[00:54:44]  Well, exactly.
[00:54:45]  And I mean, here's the deal.
[00:54:46]  I learned how 4chan, I'm not demonizing anybody, but 4chan and 8chan are bad.
[00:54:50]  Yeah.
[00:54:51]  Because I learned early on, like we would have like leaks, wiki leaks, like serious Satanism, serious pedophilia with like emails like the kids will be in the hot tub ready for you.
[00:55:03]  We'll do the Alistair Crowley ritual after that, listing the names.
[00:55:07]  That's in New York.
[00:55:08]  And then all of a sudden, I'm like, I'm going to Cancun for a week.
[00:55:11]  You guys don't cover this.
[00:55:11]  It's a fake story.
[00:55:12]  I leave.
[00:55:13]  My crew is great.
[00:55:14]  But they literally go, well, it's in the CNN.
[00:55:16]  They're saying it's a pizza place.
[00:55:18]  Nothing was happening at the pizza place.
[00:55:20]  So you've seen like a mockingbird acts like its wings broken.
[00:55:23]  Yeah.
[00:55:23]  Gets you away from its nest.
[00:55:25]  We were covering real stuff and then they were simply focusing on some fake deal.
[00:55:29]  We would cover the fake thing and then we would be the authors of that.
[00:55:33]  So when Q came along three years ago, I said, this is fake.
[00:55:38]  They claim everything's fine.
[00:55:39]  The government's wonderful.
[00:55:40]  Hillary secretly in a camp in Guantanamo.
[00:55:43]  I said, I wouldn't agree with her in Guantanamo.
[00:55:45]  That's not due process.
[00:55:46]  Plus, she's not in Guantanamo.
[00:55:47]  I went and saw her with my own eyeballs in Austin.
[00:55:50]  And the Q people go, Jones is a mossad agent of the Russians.
[00:55:54]  None of it means anything.
[00:55:56]  Mossad agent of Russia, what does it mean?
[00:55:58]  Two different groups.
[00:55:59]  And like, he is, he is claiming she and Tom Hanks are not in Guantanamo.
[00:56:05]  And I was getting death threats at people at my office.
[00:56:07]  Crazies.
[00:56:09]  These are the Q people.
[00:56:10]  Yeah, the Q people.
[00:56:10]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:56:11]  They're crazy.
[00:56:11]  So I learned like wild boy.
[00:56:13]  What had happened with Sandy Hook was already kind of Q crazies.
[00:56:16]  Yeah.
[00:56:16]  I just covered them.
[00:56:17]  I got sucked in.
[00:56:18]  Yeah.
[00:56:18]  Which I, you learn, you know, you live, you learn.
[00:56:21]  But that's what I'm saying.
[00:56:22]  Is it's not like I'm an event in Austin.
[00:56:24]  I see Hillary drive by.
[00:56:25]  My camera crew gets her giving a speech.
[00:56:27]  It's Hillary.
[00:56:28]  And the very people are like, screw you, Jones.
[00:56:30]  She's in Getmo.
[00:56:32]  Trump arrested her.
[00:56:33]  Everything's fine.
[00:56:34]  And Trump was involved in that.
[00:56:36]  Now, the way that works.
[00:56:37]  100%.
[00:56:38]  Now, the way that you see people that are in QAnon, and you're like, these conspiracies are seeing me like that.
[00:56:45]  How do you feel about that?
[00:56:47]  No, here's the thing.
[00:56:49]  I was 21 years old on Access TV.
[00:56:52]  Within a year, I got a regular show, hit show on FM radio.
[00:56:55]  Within two years, I was syndicated.
[00:56:57]  Within four years, I was on 100 radio stations.
[00:56:59]  Yeah.
[00:56:59]  So I've always been natural, been real, been trying to find the truth.
[00:57:03]  But man, I'm like way smarter than I was back then.
[00:57:05]  So now I've at least learned like, don't listen to A-Chan and 4chan.
[00:57:09]  You know, go off what you really know, what is confirmed off documents.
[00:57:12]  Because I barely ever, here's the thing.
[00:57:14]  You're only here three or four hours a day.
[00:57:16]  Yeah.
[00:57:16]  You're covering all this shit.
[00:57:18]  And so they just picked that one thing.
[00:57:21]  But here's the deal.
[00:57:21]  And I was wrong and I've apologized.
[00:57:24]  What's weird is they keep it up saying, oh, he's currently doing it.
[00:57:27]  That's wrong.
[00:57:28]  So if I'm the ultimate villain for covering somebody saying something didn't happen, when somebody eight years later in my name is saying, he says it didn't happen.
[00:57:36]  He says attacking us.
[00:57:38]  Well, if it's so evil to say that, you're saying it in my name.
[00:57:41]  So it's a form of identity theft.
[00:57:44]  So you think that you're the victim of identity theft?
[00:57:46]  I'm not into being a victim.
[00:57:48]  Yes.
[00:57:48]  I have respectfully said, Will you please stop saying I'm saying nobody died?
[00:57:53]  Will you please?
[00:57:54]  Because here's the thing.
[00:57:54]  I got a pretty credible name.
[00:57:56]  A lot of fans.
[00:57:56]  They hear somewhere.
[00:57:59]  They got people harassing families.
[00:58:01]  Yes.
[00:58:02]  And stuff because they keep saying Alex Jones says it didn't happen.
[00:58:05]  Now, and then people go and do it because they say I'm saying it.
[00:58:08]  Does it make sense?
[00:58:09]  Yes.
[00:58:10]  So do you ever like when you think about the Epstein stuff that happened?
[00:58:15]  Let's talk about that.
[00:58:16]  See, they want to distract us into S. Hook.
[00:58:21]  I mean, look, there are lawsuits against me by people.
[00:58:23]  I never said their names.
[00:58:24]  Really?
[00:58:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:25]  Listen, before they had the Aurora shooting.
[00:58:28]  Yeah.
[00:58:29]  I never said that didn't happen.
[00:58:30]  They have families on Twitter saying, Jones says our children weren't killed at Aurora.
[00:58:35]  They say, I said nobody died in Florida.
[00:58:37]  I said day one people died in Florida.
[00:58:38]  What is the idea of a crisis actor?
[00:58:40]  Is that a real thing?
[00:58:42]  Well, here's the deal.
[00:58:43]  We're removing it from Sandy Hook, but just this idea, this concept.
[00:58:46]  Yeah, let's remove it.
[00:58:47]  Yes.
[00:58:47]  We're removing it from Parkland.
[00:58:49]  Yes.
[00:58:49]  We're removing it from San Hook.
[00:58:50]  You got to be careful.
[00:58:51]  Remove it from all mass shootings.
[00:58:53]  And then let's just say whatever.
[00:58:54]  I just want to understand the concept of a crisis actor.
[00:58:57]  Okay.
[00:58:57]  Yeah.
[00:58:59]  You can online hire a thousand plus firms if you want to have a mass casualty drill or you want to have whatever they call it astro turf.
[00:59:13]  You can hire people online.
[00:59:15]  It's public.
[00:59:16]  Astro turfing is different than grassroots.
[00:59:20]  It's a fake grassroots movement.
[00:59:21]  Gotcha.
[00:59:21]  Yeah.
[00:59:22]  So, so you can, it's totally legitimate to do a bomb drill for the army and they hire a bunch of actors.
[00:59:27]  Yep.
[00:59:27]  But then they've got the left does it where they go out and they dress as Nazis.
[00:59:32]  So the left will dress as the people that they hate to prove that those people exist.
[00:59:37]  And here's the deal.
[00:59:38]  Nothing against the left.
[00:59:40]  I got some theater majors that work for me.
[00:59:44]  But they're all theater majors.
[00:59:46]  So when you saw Charlottesville, I mean, let's be honest.
[00:59:48]  It was all a bunch of fat gay dudes dressed as Nazis.
[00:59:51]  And they're there.
[00:59:55]  And you look at them and some real whites are all a bunch of gay dudes dressed as Nazis.
[01:00:06]  Fat gay guys.
[01:00:09]  Some real Nazis showed up.
[01:00:10]  Yeah.
[01:00:10]  They were all crazy.
[01:00:11]  You can tell like, all right, these are the gay dudes.
[01:00:14]  And they had real Nazis like, I kill everybody.
[01:00:18]  They lured them in like a bug zapper.
[01:00:20]  Yeah.
[01:00:20]  So you've got, I mean, we had reporters there.
[01:00:23]  And the news is like, my reporters are Nazis.
[01:00:25]  They're just covering it.
[01:00:27]  They're not Nazis at all.
[01:00:30]  So that's what you deal with is in politics, there's always a lot of staging stuff.
[01:00:34]  There's always a lot of setups.
[01:00:37]  And so that's where I was going with it.
[01:00:38]  So there's a lot of staging and setups in politics.
[01:00:40]  You're saying like if there's a speech or some sort of political movement, they'll hire people to be there to support.
[01:00:45]  Like this often happens with speeches, right?
[01:00:47]  Yeah, they don't deny it.
[01:00:48]  So it's open with speeches, but when it's not something that's like exactly political, when it's like a protest or whatever, it gets a little iffy.
[01:00:54]  Well, they have them sign non-disclosures, and I haven't found the right wing doing it yet.
[01:00:58]  I've never done it.
[01:00:59]  But I mean, it's like Rand Paul, when he's running for the Senate, they've caught, you look this up, top, just like many years ago when he first got elected, they caught Democrats literally in overalls or coveralls, like the Beverly Hillbillies, saying hard, I won't even say it because they'll edit me out and put it out, saying horribly racist stuff about blacks and Hispanics and saying, and I love Rand Paul and I love the, you know, I won't even say it.
[01:01:26]  The left so does happen now.
[01:01:27]  Yeah.
[01:01:27]  I love the cake, all this stuff.
[01:01:29]  Yeah.
[01:01:29]  And then they would put that out to hurt him.
[01:01:31]  So that goes on on a major scale.
[01:01:34]  Now, is this the thing that we've heard about, like with George Soros' involvement in politics?
[01:01:39]  Oh, yeah.
[01:01:40]  No, I mean, Soros heavily funds like political groups on the left and the right.
[01:01:45]  And he has them basically clash together.
[01:01:47]  Is it true that he funded the March of the Penguins?
[01:01:52]  No, but here's an example of Bohemian Grove.
[01:01:54]  I still don't know who funded me to do that.
[01:01:58]  But then I later learned they were going to make a full-length film with Harry Scherer, which they did, called Teddy Bears Picnic.
[01:02:04]  So this was insiders deciding it's time for us to come out.
[01:02:08]  I think they wanted you in.
[01:02:09]  That's my suspicion.
[01:02:10]  Yeah, he said that.
[01:02:11]  I'm not sure.
[01:02:12]  I shouldn't have did it, though.
[01:02:13]  I'm saying I've experienced this.
[01:02:15]  So I'm telling you, you know, the average.
[01:02:17]  The Bushes, you said you were in there with the Bushes, right?
[01:02:19]  Well, I used the code words they were giving me.
[01:02:20]  So I had those co-unless it was the opposite side that wanted to protect themselves.
[01:02:25]  So they gave you the code words from the Bushes.
[01:02:28]  The truth is, I don't know what happened.
[01:02:30]  It's just that I was a big critic of the Bushes at the time and the wars.
[01:02:33]  So if you were a big critic of the Bushes at that time, maybe the Bush's opposition was the one that wanted to pull you in.
[01:02:39]  I mean, if you had a powerful voice, of course there are going to be people that want you on their side.
[01:02:42]  And that's the thing.
[01:02:43]  It's fair to say all that.
[01:02:44]  So like the average guy that's lost his job in West Virginia and he's getting these messages, usually run by the left to be a racist or whatever, because they want to create division.
[01:02:55]  He then feels in power because someone's talking to him.
[01:02:58]  And so I'm telling you, most of the time, it's some cold-blooded political corporate group is creating division against all of us to control us.
[01:03:05]  Now, why does division help control us?
[01:03:08]  Well, it's divide and conquer.
[01:03:09]  So as long as we're fighting amongst each other, we can't fight the people that are.
[01:03:12]  Yeah, like no matter all of us in there have an interest to have clean water, clean food, a future for our children.
[01:03:18]  And if they can get us fighting with each other, they win because they're exploiting us.

=== Divide and Conquer Tactics (03:13) ===

[01:03:22]  It's really simple.
[01:03:23]  Here, have a shot of whiskey.
[01:03:24]  Okay.
[01:03:25]  Well, you hit one first.
[01:03:26]  It's fake.
[01:03:26]  It's fake.
[01:03:27]  We're not actually drinking.
[01:03:30]  Okay.
[01:03:31]  One segment.
[01:03:33]  But listen, you brought up a lot of topics.
[01:03:35]  What's the next topic?
[01:03:37]  Does Governor Cuomo have nipple piercings?
[01:03:40]  He definitely does.
[01:03:41]  I mean, you can see them.
[01:03:44]  Like he's got that white shirt on.
[01:03:46]  You saw the one with the white shirt.
[01:03:48]  Now, why do you think the media has flipped on him?
[01:03:51]  Because you've noticed this, right?
[01:03:53]  He's the media darling.
[01:03:55]  And then all of a sudden, when it looks like he's not going to be president, complete flip.
[01:04:00]  I think if he wore this outfit, he'd be fine.
[01:04:02]  I think he has this outfit.
[01:04:05]  I mean, he's trying to wear that out there in New York.
[01:04:07]  Let's get serious.
[01:04:08]  Yeah.
[01:04:08]  I actually toot my horn.
[01:04:11]  I'm not trying to toot my horn.
[01:04:12]  Yeah.
[01:04:13]  But I've learned their weird psychology.
[01:04:15]  And so they had all the Democrat governors send COVID patients because COVID's real, but only kills you if you're deficient in vitamin D and C and Zing into nursing homes with old people in the dark that can die.
[01:04:28]  That's why black folks die double the number two.
[01:04:31]  Because black folks need three times the sunlight white people need.
[01:04:34]  And that's a fact.
[01:04:35]  So that's why it's like double number of blacks dying because they'll tell you, hey, you need sunlight or you need vitamin D three.
[01:04:39]  So that's a public service announcement right there.
[01:04:40]  Not really.
[01:04:41]  Not being a virtue signal.
[01:04:42]  It's just true.
[01:04:42]  No, that's a fact.
[01:04:43]  You need vitamin D. Which is true.
[01:04:44]  We speak center.
[01:04:46]  My entire life, every time I got a physical, my vitamin D was always low.
[01:04:50]  Really?
[01:04:51]  And you have small D.
[01:04:52]  Yeah.
[01:04:53]  These little D, dude.
[01:04:55]  When you get all the wrong D. That's the problem.
[01:04:59]  When you're by the government, we're all evolved for this planet.
[01:05:02]  It's real.
[01:05:03]  So when you're up north, you got to get more light because there's none.
[01:05:05]  When you're into the equator, it's dangerous.
[01:05:07]  You block it.
[01:05:09]  So black folks need three times what a northern European needs.
[01:05:12]  Like, so it's a real deal.
[01:05:14]  That's interesting.
[01:05:15]  So if I have a little bit of sun, that's going to work three times better than if Alex gets that same amount of sun.
[01:05:21]  Yeah.
[01:05:22]  Ah, okay.
[01:05:23]  That's it.
[01:05:23]  And this thing.
[01:05:24]  Because the melanin blocks it.
[01:05:25]  So if this is such a sophisticated virus, why is being in the sun the thing that stops it from stitch together all these things, but the sun?
[01:05:32]  It's called essential.
[01:05:33]  It's called essential.
[01:05:35]  Like water's essential.
[01:05:36]  You die in five days without it.
[01:05:38]  Yep.
[01:05:39]  Food's essential, die in a month without it.
[01:05:41]  What's in food?
[01:05:41]  Minerals and vitamins.
[01:05:43]  So if you don't have vitamin D3, you die because any virus, your cell can't protect itself.
[01:05:50]  Mitochondria gets weak and be reprogrammed.
[01:05:53]  So it's not that not having sun kills you, but the second you get sick, it's over.
[01:05:56]  You're by cancer.
[01:05:57]  The second you're hit by a virus and you don't have D3.
[01:06:01]  I'm not a virtue signaler.
[01:06:02]  I care about everybody.
[01:06:03]  If you're an African-American or African, whoever, wherever you're at, if you're from Africa, particularly you got dark skin, if you don't have D3, you die.
[01:06:12]  We die too.
[01:06:13]  It's just that we're from northern Klein, so less sun works on us.
[01:06:17]  So that's why you have a double amount of black folks dying of it because they don't have the sun.
[01:06:22]  Okay, so you're saying Cuomo and the nursing home patient.
[01:06:24]  All right, Cuomo, nursing home.
[01:06:25]  Well, again, it doesn't matter if they're black or white, they're in a dark room.
[01:06:28]  Nobody's visiting them.
[01:06:29]  They have no D3.
[01:06:31]  Their guts are messed up.
[01:06:32]  They don't absorb it.
[01:06:32]  D3 is something that doesn't absorb well with the gut.

=== Vitamin D3 Survival Guide (10:10) ===

[01:06:35]  And so Cuomo got an advisory through the UN, through Fauci.
[01:06:40]  And that's why the New Jersey governor, the Michigan governor, the Pennsylvania governor, all the Democrat governors said, you are going to basically take people into your nursing homes that do this.
[01:06:52]  So they looked at Cuomo and they said, well, okay, it's coming out that we kill all these people in these nursing homes to get COVID deaths up.
[01:06:58]  It's eugenics, basically.
[01:06:59]  Bill Gates talked about let's get rid of old people.
[01:07:01]  Let's go ahead and burn Cuomo as a sacrificial lamb.
[01:07:04]  And I said this a year ago.
[01:07:05]  I said, you watch Letitia James, the attorney general, and she will indict Cuomo within a year.
[01:07:11]  I'm on record.
[01:07:11]  People are freaking out about this because they're going to burn him to scare all the other governors that actually signed on.
[01:07:17]  See, that's to scare them.
[01:07:19]  So he's a sacrificial lamb who did what they said.
[01:07:22]  And he's too dumb to go, hey, I was told by the UN and Fauci to do this and Trump.
[01:07:27]  Because he wanted all the credit.
[01:07:28]  Because he wanted all the credit.
[01:07:29]  Wow.
[01:07:29]  Instead of going, I was told to do this.
[01:07:31]  They'll drop it as a hot potato.
[01:07:32]  But as soon as I said that, I talked to people in the governor's office.
[01:07:35]  They went, okay, now it's sexual harassment.
[01:07:38]  So, as soon as Cuomo went, I was told to do this.
[01:07:40]  They went, oh, sexual harassment.
[01:07:42]  So, see, it's not that Cuomo's a good guy, he's a bad guy, but that's what's going on.
[01:07:45]  And who's putting out the sexual harassment stories?
[01:07:47]  Why are they timed?
[01:07:48]  Well, notice they say these women aren't like he banged me or whatever.
[01:07:52]  Yeah, he grabbed me and hugged me at a Christmas party.
[01:07:55]  And I'm not defending him.
[01:07:55]  It's like 10 women.
[01:07:56]  Oh, yeah, once he told me I was good looking.
[01:08:00]  So it's like it's not that it's bad that he killed all these old people.
[01:08:02]  Yeah.
[01:08:02]  That's all right.
[01:08:03]  You know, the diarrhea people.
[01:08:05]  You know, he's up.
[01:08:07]  So, but, but, but now his staff that's cancelable is what you're saying.
[01:08:13]  Well, it just is better to say the governor's been stepping down because he hugged some girls and told them they were hot instead of he killed 16,000 old people.
[01:08:21]  Why the fuck is that the case?
[01:08:22]  Why do we care more about the 10 girls who said they were hugged?
[01:08:27]  16,000 dead people.
[01:08:30]  That's kind of crazy, you know?
[01:08:31]  It shows how they bait and switch.
[01:08:32]  The number one thing I was taught, doing research, is the CIA.
[01:08:37]  The number one thing I was taught in joking, folks, way above the CIA.
[01:08:41]  What I was taught is you kill a story with a story.
[01:08:45]  Break it down.
[01:08:46]  So the story is he's killing the old people.
[01:08:48]  We want to kill that story with these girls.
[01:08:50]  All right, let's just say it comes out Alex Jones strangled his neighbor.
[01:08:54]  Yep.
[01:08:55]  For whatever reason.
[01:08:56]  Yep.
[01:08:56]  Well, I immediately, which is hypothetical, I'll do this.
[01:08:59]  I just say.
[01:08:59]  Frogs are gay.
[01:09:00]  No, I just say something like, neighbor was running meth lab.
[01:09:03]  Jones discovered it.
[01:09:04]  It doesn't matter.
[01:09:04]  Now it changes the subject.
[01:09:06]  And then I changed it again.
[01:09:07]  Oh, and he was attacking his wife.
[01:09:10]  It didn't matter if it's true.
[01:09:11]  It just changes the subject.
[01:09:13]  And so they basically change the subject to something that is potentially forgivable.
[01:09:17]  You know, exactly.
[01:09:18]  He didn't kill 16,000 old people.
[01:09:20]  No, no.
[01:09:21]  Jones didn't kill his neighbor.
[01:09:23]  He was saving the neighbor's wife.
[01:09:24]  I didn't know if Jones killed her, but I heard the neighbor was hurting the wife.
[01:09:28]  I was like, oh.
[01:09:31]  But the thing that they change it to has to be something that the public will forgive, right?
[01:09:34]  Exactly.
[01:09:35]  That's why it's lesser like you can't forgive the death.
[01:09:37]  You saw him beating her by the pool.
[01:09:39]  What was he supposed to do?
[01:09:40]  Yeah.
[01:09:41]  Like, I mean, call K. Cuomo told the girl he loves her.
[01:09:44]  He apologized.
[01:09:45]  Oh, he kissed her at the Christmas thing.
[01:09:47]  He better eat a sausage.
[01:09:49]  You don't remember like the 16,000 dead, do you?
[01:09:52]  Yeah.
[01:09:53]  Okay.
[01:09:53]  Crypto.
[01:09:55]  Well, I mean, here's the deal.
[01:09:57]  Yeah, we might need to take another.
[01:09:58]  Let's get it for this class.
[01:09:59]  You want to have a picture of that.
[01:10:00]  I come back tough on TV, okay?
[01:10:02]  Can we get it?
[01:10:02]  Truth is, folks, I don't drink.
[01:10:03]  You want some ice for your fake alcohol?
[01:10:06]  Sure.
[01:10:06]  Okay.
[01:10:08]  No, but you guys are smart.
[01:10:09]  And I'm not kissing your ass.
[01:10:10]  That's why I watched the show.
[01:10:11]  I've been watching it a long time.
[01:10:13]  We did about a year ago.
[01:10:14]  We started a month ago, but it's fine.
[01:10:15]  Keep it going.
[01:10:16]  No, no, that's bullshit.
[01:10:17]  I've seen this studio for at least a year.
[01:10:19]  No, this one is a month ago.
[01:10:22]  You guys have on the bookshelf.
[01:10:23]  That's right.
[01:10:24]  That's right.
[01:10:24]  Yeah, you're right.
[01:10:25]  I'm on fucking.
[01:10:26]  You do research, bro.
[01:10:27]  You do your research.
[01:10:27]  I do research.
[01:10:28]  I was watching it.
[01:10:29]  Google it.
[01:10:29]  It's true.
[01:10:29]  You can look at all that.
[01:10:30]  All right.
[01:10:31]  No, I'm not.
[01:10:32]  We need crypto.
[01:10:33]  Let's go.
[01:10:34]  Let's talk about your studios.
[01:10:35]  No, no, no.
[01:10:36]  I really want to know crypto.
[01:10:37]  No, I've watched your show for at least a year.
[01:10:39]  Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[01:10:40]  Here.
[01:10:40]  Thank you.
[01:10:41]  Can you explain why the fuck it hasn't been regulated, what it's being used for, why it's being promoted?
[01:10:47]  Why it looks like the government is just going to let it go?
[01:10:50]  Why it's at $50,000 you can buy a fucking Bitcoin for?
[01:10:53]  What is happening with crypto?
[01:10:55]  And I'm not going to fact-check a single thing.
[01:10:56]  No, there's no reason to.
[01:10:57]  I don't even know what's going on.
[01:11:00]  What?
[01:11:01]  Alex Jones doesn't know what's going on.
[01:11:04]  No, crypto.
[01:11:05]  I just know a lot.
[01:11:07]  Oh, I can tell you the secrets.
[01:11:11]  Do you want the secrets?
[01:11:12]  I want the secrets.
[01:11:12]  Can you handle the secrets?
[01:11:14]  Yeah, can you handle them?
[01:11:15]  I can handle them.
[01:11:18]  All right.
[01:11:20]  What?
[01:11:22]  Well, obviously, Bitcoin is totally controlled.
[01:11:24]  Oh, that's the hammer.
[01:11:27]  That's the hammer right there.
[01:11:28]  Buy home.
[01:11:29]  You're going to make a lot of money doing it.
[01:11:30]  Buy home.
[01:11:30]  Let's go.
[01:11:31]  Talk to him.
[01:11:33]  I got approached by globalist intelligence operations probably like 10 years ago, Bohemian Grove, before that.
[01:11:42]  It was Bilderberg.
[01:11:43]  It's Bilderberg.
[01:11:44]  I'll Bohemian Grove was Bilderberg.
[01:11:45]  I wasn't.
[01:11:46]  That's not bullshit.
[01:11:47]  I'm trying to remember.
[01:11:47]  Bohemian Grove rhymes with Bilderberg.
[01:11:50]  I was at Bilderberg.
[01:11:52]  Doesn't rhyme at all.
[01:11:53]  That's how I know you got a lot of white fans, Alex, because you thought those two were rat bars.
[01:11:58]  No, but Bilderberg and Bohemian Grove.
[01:12:01]  Bohemian Grove and Bilderberg rhyme.
[01:12:03]  Bilderberg, Bohemian.
[01:12:05]  No, no, no.
[01:12:06]  Rhyme at Rye.
[01:12:09]  Rhyme, Ryman.
[01:12:12]  Let me tell the story the best way here.
[01:12:14]  Yeah, please.
[01:12:14]  If it was right.
[01:12:17]  People don't know your website yet.
[01:12:19]  They shouldn't visit it.
[01:12:20]  Do not visit it.
[01:12:21]  Burn it out.
[01:12:22]  No, no, seriously.
[01:12:24]  I'm at Bilderberg.
[01:12:25]  I just realized how often I say, in all seriousness, and it's frightening because he says that shit all fucking hot.
[01:12:32]  I'm at Bilderberg.
[01:12:33]  I'm morphing into Jones.
[01:12:35]  Everybody's serious.
[01:12:37]  I'm at Bilderberg north of London, wherever that town was, like 10 years ago.
[01:12:43]  And Max Kaiser comes to me and he says, I have 10,000 Bitcoins for you.
[01:12:47]  This is the future.
[01:12:48]  It'll be the new global currency.
[01:12:50]  He's on record.
[01:12:51]  And I'm like drinking wine, eating a fucking steak at night.
[01:12:54]  And I go, okay, great.
[01:12:56]  I lost the laptop.
[01:12:57]  He put the 10,000 on.
[01:12:58]  Today, what's 10,000 Bitcoins worth?
[01:13:00]  A lot.
[01:13:01]  10,000 times 50.
[01:13:04]  5 million.
[01:13:04]  50, 500,000?
[01:13:08]  $510 million.
[01:13:10]  Yeah.
[01:13:10]  $510 million.
[01:13:12]  You fucking idiot.
[01:13:15]  Find that laptop.
[01:13:19]  Get up and slap me.
[01:13:20]  And I'll do it right now.
[01:13:21]  I'm going to kick your ass.
[01:13:22]  If you don't slap me, I'm like, you don't fucking slap me for real.
[01:13:25]  I'm going to kick your ass.
[01:13:26]  Slap him.
[01:13:29]  Slap him.
[01:13:30]  Yay!
[01:13:32]  Give him a gun.
[01:13:33]  Yeah.
[01:13:34]  I deserve it.
[01:13:35]  No, I swear to fucking God, this is real.
[01:13:37]  I didn't know Kaiser was like hooked up with Putin and the fucking Easter bunny.
[01:13:44]  So he goes, I got.
[01:13:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:13:49]  He didn't do this math until now.
[01:13:50]  He got violently mad.
[01:13:52]  So I'm sitting there with friends, and I'm at this fucking down, I'm in the basement of this hotel right next to Bilderberg, having like helicopters landing globalists.
[01:14:01]  Can you tell people what Bilderberg is real quick?
[01:14:02]  That's where they make the teddy bears.
[01:14:04]  Gotcha.
[01:14:04]  I'll tell you about Bilderberg.
[01:14:06]  I'm at a global government meeting.
[01:14:08]  I just met with MI6, MI5, and the CIA.
[01:14:11]  Gotcha.
[01:14:12]  Only because they're going to arrest us and we don't.
[01:14:13]  Massage.
[01:14:14]  Massad wasn't there.
[01:14:15]  No.
[01:14:16]  I'm going to get a massage.
[01:14:21]  They were busy creating the Bitcoin.
[01:14:23]  No, it's like you slip on a banana pill.
[01:14:25]  Massad did it.
[01:14:27]  I'm sorry, Massad wasn't there.
[01:14:29]  Yep.
[01:14:29]  They probably were there.
[01:14:30]  Yeah, you thought.
[01:14:31]  See, no, this is all real shit.
[01:14:33]  Max Kaiser?
[01:14:34]  Yeah.
[01:14:34]  Come on, bro.
[01:14:38]  I got a feeling Massad was in the room, Alex.
[01:14:40]  You think so?
[01:14:42]  Well, anyway, so I'm sitting there.
[01:14:44]  What do you think he's Massad?
[01:14:45]  I don't know what I don't know what it works for.
[01:14:47]  Anyways, the point is, is that he puts it, he got really mad because we're sitting there eating steak and stuff.
[01:14:53]  He goes, all right, I put 10,000 Bitcoin on this computer.
[01:14:55]  He goes, this is going to be the currency.
[01:14:56]  This is like hundreds of millions of dollars.
[01:14:58]  I need to get behind it.
[01:14:59]  He was totally sure of it.
[01:15:00]  He's worked with Soros, all of them.
[01:15:02]  And I go, he's like in CBS NBC pieces in the 80s with top broker.
[01:15:06]  And I go, okay, great.
[01:15:08]  He jumps out and goes, fucking idiot.
[01:15:10]  Runs off, won't talk to me for like a year because I wouldn't.
[01:15:13]  And later, I'm like, where's that laptop?
[01:15:15]  Where's that money?
[01:15:15]  I don't even know.
[01:15:16]  But no, he was the guy who told me it's going to replace the dollar.
[01:15:19]  And it's that Japanese guy that didn't invent it.
[01:15:21]  It's total globalist insider stuff.
[01:15:25]  And I'm not saying don't be involved.
[01:15:27]  Obviously, it's now been adopted.
[01:15:30]  Elon Musk was involved.
[01:15:32]  And I'm not smart like Elon when they came to him and said, Hey, dude, we want to be our front guy.
[01:15:36]  I'm like, fuck you, you don't even do it.
[01:15:37]  Oh, you think they came to Elon?
[01:15:39]  Oh, they had to have, right?
[01:15:40]  100%.
[01:15:41]  Now, who is that?
[01:15:42]  The U.S. government has to be involved with they, right?
[01:15:45]  I mean, the U.S. government has to be involved with Google and Facebook.
[01:15:48]  There's no way you give them that much.
[01:15:49]  That's the only reason I'm so alive.
[01:15:50]  Is I'm like, they have 50 colors and a color tablet.
[01:15:53]  Alex Jones is just a little color deal.
[01:15:56]  It's like they're not going to kill me because they see it like as much as I want to be smart compared to the public.
[01:16:01]  I don't even know their master plans.
[01:16:03]  So I'm like a color.
[01:16:05]  They just used their painting.
[01:16:07]  It's all they're doing this big conductor deal, and that's what they're doing.
[01:16:12]  So is that your motivation?
[01:16:13]  Are you like, I want to see what they're painting?
[01:16:15]  Yeah.
[01:16:16]  That's it.
[01:16:17]  You just want to know what the fucking real thing is.
[01:16:19]  Exactly.
[01:16:20]  And people need to just pull back and just go, what's going on?
[01:16:23]  So what's going on?
[01:16:25]  Some weird stuff.
[01:16:27]  Apparently, I think aliens run it.
[01:16:30]  Really?
[01:16:30]  Now, are we connected with the aliens?
[01:16:32]  We were made by the aliens.
[01:16:34]  No, we Americans, white people, white blood in America.
[01:16:38]  I don't think I don't care what color you are.
[01:16:40]  I really think.
[01:16:41]  Let me tell you, it don't matter what color you are.
[01:16:43]  Your fate's bound to what happens to this planet.

=== Multi-Dimensional Reality Check (04:12) ===

[01:16:45]  Right.
[01:16:45]  So color really does not matter.
[01:16:47]  I mean, color matters if they play people off against what color they are.
[01:16:51]  So like it's real.
[01:16:52]  People make a deal about that.
[01:16:53]  But when I spoke to Joe, right?
[01:16:55]  I asked Joe and I was like, I was like, Alex is coming on.
[01:16:59]  What should I ask Alex?
[01:17:00]  Did you tell you we're married?
[01:17:01]  He told me you guys have been married for a while.
[01:17:04]  And he says you haven't walked the same since.
[01:17:07]  No, Joe has a very large painter.
[01:17:09]  He's packing, right?
[01:17:11]  It's over two feet long.
[01:17:12]  Really?
[01:17:13]  Whoa.
[01:17:13]  Are you taking two feet, dude?
[01:17:15]  Yeah.
[01:17:15]  That's my bullet.
[01:17:16]  Alpha Brain.
[01:17:17]  I'm having sex with you, he said.
[01:17:20]  That's a joke.
[01:17:21]  Alpha Brain.
[01:17:22]  You are on it.
[01:17:24]  How many puns did I?
[01:17:25]  No.
[01:17:26]  He said, talk to Alex about interdimensional, what is it?
[01:17:31]  Species?
[01:17:32]  Interdimensional communication.
[01:17:33]  Interdimensional communication.
[01:17:35]  He goes, he will blow your fucking mind about interdimensional communication.
[01:17:40]  What is it?
[01:17:41]  I want to do that.
[01:17:43]  And I want to talk about it.
[01:17:44]  Can I pee-pee?
[01:17:46]  I was dying to piss.
[01:17:48]  Oh, no, I heard you have to pee all the time.
[01:17:50]  That's another bond we have.
[01:17:51]  Let's get together right on.
[01:17:54]  I go first.
[01:18:00]  I'm fucking drunk.
[01:18:01]  All right, guys.
[01:18:01]  We're going to take a break for a second because clearly Alex and Akash need a bed.
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[01:18:24]  You know, when I was younger, I carried a mattress from the mattress.
[01:18:27]  I won't use the competitors' company, but like a mattress, something.
[01:18:31]  I won't say it.
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[01:18:34]  Jesus.
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[01:18:59]  What type of positions?
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[01:19:50]  And we're back.
[01:19:51]  Cheers.
[01:19:51]  Yes, sir.
[01:19:52]  Okay.
[01:19:52]  Interdimensional beings.
[01:19:54]  Go.
[01:19:57]  Well, obviously, we've got three dimensions we're living in, but they've proven with these spectrometers that NASA has that there's dark matter that's five times more powerful than the matter we're living in.
[01:20:08]  And so there is an outside force.
[01:20:09]  That's why even the head of Bank of America said, we're held captive by some outside force.
[01:20:13]  So these guys that tell you there's no God, there's no devil, there's no spiritual stuff going on, that's just ancients realizing there's more than what we can see in the limited band of our vision.
[01:20:23]  It's like not even 1% of what's happening.
[01:20:26]  And so there are multi-dimensions.
[01:20:29]  We can understand three dimensions.
[01:20:31]  Yeah.
[01:20:32]  But it's proven that there's more than three dimensions.
[01:20:34]  That's right.
[01:20:35]  Right?
[01:20:35]  Like space is a fourth dimension.
[01:20:37]  There's 12 dimensions.
[01:20:38]  Right.
[01:20:38]  Okay.
[01:20:39]  So, and I guess the idea of understanding space is a fourth dimension is like if you kept on going that way in space, eventually you would wrap around back to where you were.
[01:20:48]  And then there's a fifth dimension, a sixth dimension, et cetera.
[01:20:50]  So you think that there are beings that exist in more than the three dimensions that we exist in.

=== Alien Technology Origins (05:30) ===

[01:20:57]  That's right.
[01:20:57]  Like an elevator.
[01:20:58]  They're able to go up and down.
[01:21:00]  What do you mean by that?
[01:21:01]  Well, you know, you've got the to us dummies that don't understand.
[01:21:04]  Well, no, I mean, definitely there are aliens don't come here on spaceships from a trillion miles away.
[01:21:10]  They're interdimensional wormholes, whatever you want to call it.
[01:21:14]  And the mathematics shows that they're able to come into our dimension, leave our dimension, and that the third dimension is kind of a base launch pad of the basics of the higher dimensions.
[01:21:25]  And so the third dimension is the first dimension that has real intelligence and is able to evolve.
[01:21:32]  Okay.
[01:21:33]  And so we kind of live on the basic plane of everything that's built at the foundation.
[01:21:38]  And then as you increase in dimensions, you increase in technology that allows you to explore them.
[01:21:43]  Is that what you're saying?
[01:21:44]  Yes, but here's the problem.
[01:21:45]  Plato, 2,300 years ago, the big Greek philosopher, wrote a bunch of stuff they dug up that was true.
[01:21:52]  Like he said, Troy was over here, this was over there.
[01:21:54]  But he said out in the Atlantic Ocean, there was a big base that had flying machines, and unlimited power, a big white light source, but it blew up.
[01:22:03]  Was it hydroelectric?
[01:22:04]  Was it nuclear?
[01:22:05]  We don't know.
[01:22:06]  But he said there were flying machines all over the world.
[01:22:08]  He described the world's round.
[01:22:10]  Well, how did a guy in Greece know that?
[01:22:11]  Well, he had the documents.
[01:22:13]  He had the original source code.
[01:22:14]  And so that's what we're saying is that there's a lot of hidden technology, a lot of hidden history on this planet.
[01:22:21]  Our planet itself is more like just a jumping off point.
[01:22:25]  And it's not just for us.
[01:22:26]  There's a lot of stuff that comes through here.
[01:22:28]  We're kind of like in the middle of a major traffic jam with just entities and systems and ideas.
[01:22:36]  So do we have access to any of this technology?
[01:22:39]  Has any of this technology permeated the things that we use?
[01:22:43]  I think so.
[01:22:44]  Look at all this.
[01:22:45]  So this is alien technology in its most rudimentary level.
[01:22:48]  I think transformers.
[01:22:49]  I've seen transformers.
[01:22:51]  Yeah.
[01:22:51]  It's like the allspark.
[01:22:52]  That's how we got our technology.
[01:22:54]  That's all this shit.
[01:22:56]  Shia LaBoufnos.
[01:22:57]  The cube.
[01:22:58]  Yeah, the cube.
[01:22:59]  Before there was Cybertron.
[01:23:02]  That's your voice.
[01:23:03]  If you were Megatron.
[01:23:07]  Bumblebee.
[01:23:08]  The Megatron from Paradise.
[01:23:11]  Megatron.
[01:23:15]  Megatron.
[01:23:16]  Okay, so before we get Capitol Hill.
[01:23:19]  No, no, but seriously.
[01:23:22]  No, but you just said it.
[01:23:23]  And so we all know it.
[01:23:24]  What was the question before?
[01:23:25]  Megatron.
[01:23:31]  Before we came to your planet, we battled on Cybertron.
[01:23:36]  My name is Megatron.
[01:23:38]  That sounds hella like Optimus Crime.
[01:23:39]  It's crazy, right?
[01:23:41]  It's like exactly.
[01:23:42]  You just said it, so we all know it.
[01:23:44]  What was the question we were talking about?
[01:23:48]  Andrew Schultz, prepare for battle.
[01:23:51]  Oh, we are.
[01:23:52]  Okay, so we have access to some of this alien technology, right?
[01:23:56]  All spark.
[01:23:57]  All spark.
[01:23:59]  Before there was Cybertron, there was the cube.
[01:24:03]  Now, people like, let's say, your boy Elon Musk, your fellow Austin native.
[01:24:08]  You guys get along?
[01:24:09]  He has access to the Cube.
[01:24:11]  Yes, he does.
[01:24:13]  Do you think he's been given certain information or has figured out certain information that the rest of us don't know?
[01:24:20]  Yes.
[01:24:21]  It's clear Elon Musk is working with Megatron.
[01:24:25]  And is he trying, is he like part alien?
[01:24:28]  Is he.
[01:24:29]  I believe Elon Musk is part of an alien invasion of Earth.
[01:24:33]  And what do they want ultimately?
[01:24:35]  No, I like Elon.
[01:24:38]  This movie trailer is awesome.
[01:24:40]  I like that.
[01:24:40]  It is fire, to be honest with you.
[01:24:42]  Does Elon...
[01:24:43]  Finally.
[01:24:44]  On the Schultz broadcast, alien technologies delivered.
[01:24:49]  Yes, it does.
[01:24:50]  Now, what does Guy Colin feel like?
[01:24:55]  Who's Guy Colin?
[01:24:59]  Who's Guy Colin?
[01:25:03]  Whoever you stole that outfit from.
[01:25:08]  Let's get serious.
[01:25:11]  Let's get serious.
[01:25:11]  What was the question?
[01:25:14]  Elon Musk, alien technology, intermensional beings.
[01:25:17]  How do you have proof of this?
[01:25:19]  It's not just.
[01:25:20]  Actually, Elon Musk is my baby.
[01:25:25]  He's thinking about Danny Glover when he grabs his life.
[01:25:28]  You talking to that.
[01:25:35]  Megatron, prepare for battle.
[01:25:37]  Yeah.
[01:25:38]  No, let's get serious.
[01:25:39]  Yeah.
[01:25:40]  Yeah.
[01:25:41]  Let's talk about it.
[01:25:43]  No.
[01:25:45]  We are creatures that live here and have a very limited spectrum of color and light.
[01:25:51]  That's it.
[01:25:51]  Yeah.
[01:25:52]  And so everything, and I'm not putting this down, but we get this.
[01:25:55]  But they now know as spectrometers and all the mathematical analysis, there's stuff below us and above us and all around us.
[01:26:00]  So that's why it's such a joke.
[01:26:01]  It's all about energy.
[01:26:02]  It's about...
[01:26:03]  So who has access to this?
[01:26:04]  The globalists, dude.
[01:26:06]  And who the fuck are they?
[01:26:07]  Is Nancy Pelosi a globalist?
[01:26:08]  Like, give me a name of a global.
[01:26:10]  She's a...
[01:26:11]  A cog in the machine?
[01:26:12]  Like, like when you have one of those games you put money in, it like grabs a ball out or a ball out.
[01:26:17]  She's like a claw that just goes down.
[01:26:19]  No, no, the problem is the globalists want mindless machines.
[01:26:23]  So when you see a Chucky Schumer and Ansi Pelosi or any of people, they are zombies of the system.

=== Epstein Connections Revealed (15:08) ===

[01:26:28]  Trump had problems.
[01:26:29]  He wasn't perfect, but they were pissed at him because Trump was being Trump.
[01:26:32]  They didn't like Trump because he was actually being himself.
[01:26:35]  And that's why you supported him.
[01:26:37]  I mean, I supported him because I supported him early on.
[01:26:40]  I knew he wasn't a globalist.
[01:26:41]  He wasn't perfect.
[01:26:42]  But yeah, I got persecuted for supporting Trump.
[01:26:44]  They had a video out last week going, leaked video of Jones saying he hates Trump.
[01:26:49]  It was a film I was in.
[01:26:50]  It's all lighting.
[01:26:51]  I'm in there in a chair.
[01:26:53]  And I'm like, you know, if I wasn't a moral person, I just cared to myself, I'd say, fuck Trump.
[01:26:58]  Trump is a fucking asshole.
[01:26:59]  He ruined my fucking life.
[01:27:00]  Everything got horrible after Trump.
[01:27:01]  It took my bank accounts away, sued me, fucking took my sponsors away.
[01:27:05]  But I still support Trump because he did the right thing.
[01:27:07]  They edited that part off.
[01:27:09]  So that's what they do.
[01:27:10]  It's just like, it's like, you know, they're like, why don't you answer for attacking Trump?
[01:27:15]  It's just all fraud.
[01:27:16]  Interdimensional beings.
[01:27:19]  Well, If you go back to Satanism, they kill children and they rape women and they do all these bad things, believing in all the main literature, main history, give not your children to the fires of Moloch.
[01:27:33]  Whether it was ancient Asia or ancient Middle East or ancient Africa or ancient America, ancient Europe, every culture went into a decline and started sacrificing children, normally on a pyramid to an entity.
[01:27:44]  And so I liken it to these videos I've seen on YouTube that have hundreds of millions of views of people in the Caribbean, very close here in Florida, who go every day and feed tiger sharks, some rotten fish.
[01:27:55]  And so they show up all the time.
[01:27:57]  And so I liken that to this: that they sacrifice children like every day on an altar interdimensionally.
[01:28:05]  These priests take DMT and other ayahuasca hallucinogens to get rid of the veil where the brain blocks all this because you're not supposed to see all this.
[01:28:13]  You go crazy.
[01:28:14]  And these things only swim up like you're feeding fish in a pond when you kill a kid or you torture somebody.
[01:28:20]  So that's why Satanists take drugs to end the veil and then they torture a child on top of pyramid at certain sites.
[01:28:27]  And the more you kill children at certain sites, you're not going to wait and kill five kids for one to show up.
[01:28:32]  The minute you pull that knife out, the demons show up.
[01:28:35]  And so for the average human, they are projecting another dimension.
[01:28:39]  They think this must be a god.
[01:28:41]  Higher dimensional creatures would not do something like this.
[01:28:44]  But if you're there slitting children's throats, cutting their hearts out, Germans did it.
[01:28:50]  The Babylonians did it.
[01:28:51]  You know, Mesoamerica did it.
[01:28:53]  Every culture did it.
[01:28:54]  You're doing this because you know these things show up and then you're on hallucinogens.
[01:28:59]  So they're able to mind meld with you and they give you ideas like a wheel might be good.
[01:29:03]  Fire might be good.
[01:29:05]  And so these things want coin that is children being murdered.
[01:29:09]  So they want the interdimensional pain of the children.
[01:29:11]  Interdimensional pain of the children brings them to you.
[01:29:16]  You are on these drugs.
[01:29:17]  It allows you to communicate with them.
[01:29:19]  And through that communication, they give you these what often happen to be creative ideas.
[01:29:25]  Inspirations.
[01:29:25]  So the iPhone has to be made in a sweatshop.
[01:29:28]  No, that's why we have children.
[01:29:30]  That's why the people that run this are evil because here's the deal.
[01:29:33]  You're not just getting ideas from these aliens.
[01:29:36]  These are low, these are bad aliens.
[01:29:38]  You are interfacing with them so it's their template.
[01:29:40]  You're not just taking their technology.
[01:29:42]  When you, like Graham Guimoire and Black Magic books for the Middle Ages, you pay a demon gold or it pays you to kill a kid.
[01:29:51]  You then interface with that demon.
[01:29:53]  So you think this whole satanic ritual is that would happen.
[01:29:55]  No, the truth was there's something more complex interdimensionally.
[01:29:58]  You become a slave.
[01:30:00]  So whatever they're doing is not even the picture.
[01:30:03]  Like you think, oh, I killed a kid.
[01:30:04]  I got power.
[01:30:05]  That was a fake transaction.
[01:30:07]  You killed a kid.
[01:30:08]  You release God's protection of you.
[01:30:10]  Now you're under its control.
[01:30:11]  Uh, so you do believe that God protects us.
[01:30:14]  Why is why is child sacrifice the cash-in?
[01:30:16]  Like, why is that the trade?
[01:30:17]  Why can't it be some other type of trade?
[01:30:20]  Because the most valuable thing on this planet is our children.
[01:30:23]  And if you will piss on your children, if you'll cut them up for some other entity to get power, you'll do anything.
[01:30:28]  Hold wait, can I just get a little biblical on our ass right now?
[01:30:32]  Wasn't who was it that who was it that was Mark?
[01:30:36]  Who was it about to Abraham?
[01:30:37]  Abraham was about to kill sacrifice Isaac.
[01:30:40]  No, and God got that.
[01:30:41]  God said, You said, kill it.
[01:30:44]  And then God said, don't do it.
[01:30:45]  The angel held his hand and said, There's a ram, kill that.
[01:30:48]  Which that'd be like a week full of meat.
[01:30:51]  So it's again, exactly.
[01:30:52]  It's the same deal.
[01:30:53]  Before every culture, African, Latin American, German, every culture, white, black, old, young, you kill kids to the deity.
[01:31:01]  And God said in the Abrahamic religion, it stops now.
[01:31:04]  You stop killing your kids.
[01:31:05]  You know, I was in.
[01:31:07]  That's heavy stuff.
[01:31:07]  You're a smart guy.
[01:31:08]  No, I was in.
[01:31:09]  I guess that's true.
[01:31:11]  What is it?
[01:31:12]  You're welcome.
[01:31:14]  What is the name of the Texas or something like that?
[01:31:17]  No, I'm good.
[01:31:18]  I'm good.
[01:31:18]  Green eyes, you do it right now.
[01:31:19]  I'm a man.
[01:31:21]  He doesn't drink or eat cow.
[01:31:23]  So I went through the pyramids in Mexico, right?
[01:31:25]  And they were telling me about this game that they would play, right?
[01:31:28]  And at the end of the game, there's child sacrifice, right?
[01:31:31]  Yeah, it was ball playing court.
[01:31:33]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:31:34]  It was almost like basketball.
[01:31:35]  There was a hole you had to get the ball in.
[01:31:36]  Well, it's what they copied in North American unsophisticated.
[01:31:39]  It's what's the game where the kids play with the bat?
[01:31:43]  They chase the ball.
[01:31:45]  Oh, fuck.
[01:31:46]  Baseball.
[01:31:47]  No, it's not baseball.
[01:31:48]  It's polo?
[01:31:51]  It's not polo.
[01:31:52]  What's the game?
[01:31:53]  Lacrosse.
[01:31:54]  La Crosse.
[01:31:55]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:31:55]  So lacrosse comes from Mexico.
[01:31:57]  Interesting.
[01:31:58]  And the Aztecs, but in the North, they didn't kill you when you lost.
[01:32:01]  When you lost, they killed you.
[01:32:02]  Sorry.
[01:32:02]  No, no, no, no.
[01:32:04]  In Mexico, the winner got to sacrifice.
[01:32:08]  It was an honor to sacrifice both ways.
[01:32:11]  Right.
[01:32:12]  So you won the game and then you got to sacrifice something.
[01:32:15]  And then that brought, you know, what is it, great food and great weather and whatever it is for your entire community, right?
[01:32:20]  But it was an honor to sacrifice the kids.
[01:32:22]  So like you were saying, these past cultures have always sacrificed human life in order to have some sort of success in order to flourish.
[01:32:29]  Is that Epstein?
[01:32:31]  Very sophisticated.
[01:32:32]  Is that?
[01:32:32]  No, no.
[01:32:33]  So just to bring it back to Epstein, to bring it out to, is that why they're doing it?
[01:32:38]  Are they trying to get in touch or is it strictly blackmail?
[01:32:41]  No, this is really high-powered.
[01:32:43]  Everything is multi-level.
[01:32:44]  So yeah, the base level, who's the main group you want to dominate and corrupt is scientists.
[01:32:49]  Who do you want to blackmail at scientists?
[01:32:51]  Why do you want to do that?
[01:32:52]  Because you're 100% right with the Epstein thing because the scientists are who they tapped into.
[01:32:56]  They tapped into the internet.
[01:32:57]  Because that's the most elite group.
[01:32:59]  Because they dictate what we do in our everyday life, the decisions we make.
[01:33:04]  But do they dictate culture?
[01:33:05]  I feel like we have more influence on culture than some scientists.
[01:33:08]  They don't care what shirt you wear or what sunglasses you wear.
[01:33:11]  That's culture.
[01:33:11]  They want your body.
[01:33:12]  They want to behave.
[01:33:13]  They want your behavior.
[01:33:14]  They want your body.
[01:33:15]  And so what was the question about Epstein?
[01:33:19]  Could you also call Epstein's, I guess, obviously rape and manipulation of these kids.
[01:33:25]  Let me give you the Epstein DL.
[01:33:26]  Yeah.
[01:33:28]  Epstein, like you go to a fancy restaurant or a fancy hotel, there's a mate or D or there's a concierge.
[01:33:34]  Yeah, he's just a bitch boy, isn't he?
[01:33:36]  He's a bitch boy.
[01:33:37]  And exactly.
[01:33:38]  This guy's smart.
[01:33:39]  That's why we're doing it.
[01:33:39]  I knew he was a fucking bitch boy.
[01:33:41]  That woman was working him, right?
[01:33:44]  Break that down.
[01:33:45]  Ghislaine Maxwell was the head guy.
[01:33:47]  I knew it.
[01:33:47]  I said this shit way back in the fucking day.
[01:33:50]  I love your podcast.
[01:33:51]  You guys know all this shit already.
[01:33:52]  I watch.
[01:33:53]  But it seems so obvious to me.
[01:33:55]  Because you're smart, man.
[01:33:57]  When you're smart, it's all obvious.
[01:33:58]  When you're not, you know.
[01:33:59]  You're doing ayahuasca.
[01:34:00]  That's it.
[01:34:00]  That's the ayahuasca shit.
[01:34:01]  No, but you know what it is?
[01:34:02]  That's that like that's that's sexism.
[01:34:04]  You want to prove sexism?
[01:34:05]  It's like the girl shit.
[01:34:08]  There's no way.
[01:34:08]  I think it's women, but when you get this evil shit, it's a lot of times women run shit.
[01:34:12]  Keep going on that.
[01:34:13]  They say men commit 90% of violent crime.
[01:34:15]  Bullshit.
[01:34:16]  Women get away with it.
[01:34:19]  Because nobody expects.
[01:34:20]  I'm not against women.
[01:34:21]  I love women.
[01:34:22]  Yeah, of course.
[01:34:22]  I'm just saying, women get their fair share.
[01:34:24]  Guys, I love those two.
[01:34:28]  Okay, for you.
[01:34:30]  A little moment earlier.
[01:34:32]  I'll let you do it in the bathroom.
[01:34:34]  Anyways, let's get back to this.
[01:34:36]  Yeah, this is big.
[01:34:37]  Yeah.
[01:34:38]  Keep going.
[01:34:38]  So women.
[01:34:40]  Well, no, we all think in society.
[01:34:42]  The women's role in these organizations.
[01:34:44]  Well, we all think of, oh, women aren't doing anything.
[01:34:47]  The women are heavily involved.
[01:34:49]  But what's the question about Epstein?
[01:34:50]  Well, Epstein Ghelane.
[01:34:51]  Epstein was the bitch boy.
[01:34:52]  Ghillain was the actual power broker or connected to the power broker.
[01:34:56]  Yeah, her dad.
[01:34:56]  She was running the circuit.
[01:34:57]  Her dad owned like all the big British media.
[01:35:01]  He was involved in it.
[01:35:02]  Finally, Mossad's involved.
[01:35:04]  Mossad, also MI6.
[01:35:06]  And so he was busy like, well, everybody keeps bringing it up.
[01:35:10]  They're running this around that.
[01:35:11]  Finally, you get, you know, Israel involved.
[01:35:13]  But he was involved at MI6.
[01:35:16]  He was a big Nazi hunter too in World War II.
[01:35:20]  And then all this stuff went on.
[01:35:23]  But that was the big deal with Gizling.
[01:35:25]  Maxwell's was kind of like, he gets taken out, right?
[01:35:28]  Mossad takes him out.
[01:35:28]  They throw him off the yacht.
[01:35:30]  That's pretty well known, right?
[01:35:31]  It might have been MI6.
[01:35:32]  MI6.
[01:35:33]  One of the spy organizations goes to serve.
[01:35:35]  Yeah, they threw him off the yacht and killed him.
[01:35:37]  And so she was used as a sex operative.
[01:35:39]  And then Epstein gets chosen as a sex operative.
[01:35:42]  But like I'm saying, he's like a major deed of restaurant.
[01:35:45]  He wasn't running things.
[01:35:46]  He's a nothing.
[01:35:47]  There was a bunch of groups doing this.
[01:35:49]  And then they would use sex to compromise people for political control.
[01:35:53]  But Bill Gates gets involved, meets with him, and now they're corrupting all these scientists.
[01:35:57]  Because now that you have the Harvard scientists and all this on record, now that you have all these groups involved.
[01:36:03]  Gates met with him after.
[01:36:05]  After.
[01:36:05]  No, but he met him.
[01:36:06]  So did Prince.
[01:36:07]  What's Prince Charles's brother?
[01:36:09]  He was just cracking young cheeks, man.
[01:36:11]  That's the thing.
[01:36:11]  I think that guy, I don't know if he's like connected to any decision.
[01:36:14]  The point is, is that Epstein's not the end-all-be-all.
[01:36:17]  Yes.
[01:36:17]  And Israel is not the end-all-be-all.
[01:36:19]  And the British aren't the end-all-be-all.
[01:36:21]  And America isn't the end-all-be-all.
[01:36:22]  And the Russians aren't the end-all-be-all.
[01:36:24]  And the Chinese aren't the end-all-be-all.
[01:36:25]  The Japanese aren't the end-all-it's there's corrupt, evil people that use these systems of control.
[01:36:31]  And as soon as you think it's one group doing it, you're done.
[01:36:34]  It's evil.
[01:36:35]  There's good, there's evil.
[01:36:37]  I thought it was aliens.
[01:36:38]  No, they're using aliens.
[01:36:39]  Well, let's go back.
[01:36:40]  There are interdimensional creatures who are not alien because they're already here.
[01:36:45]  They've always been here.
[01:36:47]  You're an alien, dude.
[01:36:49]  You just think we just popped in this planet?
[01:36:51]  Oh, we got brought here, you're saying.
[01:36:53]  We got brought here.
[01:36:55]  You think we got brought here, or you think that like we're science experiments?
[01:37:00]  Well, let's just say this.
[01:37:01]  Let's just say this.
[01:37:02]  Like, you mix monkeys with whatever we are.
[01:37:04]  Obviously, the whole planet's an experiment.
[01:37:07]  Like, this group's over here, that group's here.
[01:37:10]  It's all a big game to see how we kill each other.
[01:37:14]  Hmm.
[01:37:15]  Hmm.
[01:37:16]  Okay.
[01:37:16]  So back to Epstein and back to Ghelane.
[01:37:19]  Why is it that, and this must be frustrating for you?
[01:37:22]  Maybe it's not.
[01:37:22]  Why is it there can be so much proof that a conspiracy is true and people can believe it to be true and then just move on with their lives?
[01:37:32]  Well, here's the deal.
[01:37:33]  What are you going to do about it?
[01:37:35]  I mean, I'm the same way.
[01:37:36]  I know all this stuff.
[01:37:37]  I know a bunch of stuff that blows you totally away.
[01:37:39]  Well, what are you going to do about it?
[01:37:41]  Well, what would you do about it?
[01:37:42]  Well, if you were president, what would you do?
[01:37:43]  What is your ideal world?
[01:37:45]  Hmm.
[01:37:50]  I would tell people to be good because if you're a good person, it doesn't mean you're perfect, but you're not hurting innocent people and you're not into messing with people that are innocent.
[01:37:59]  And if you just promote freedom, that's what fixes things.
[01:38:02]  It's really an inside job.
[01:38:03]  We have to all ourselves be better people.
[01:38:06]  It meant we're wrong.
[01:38:07]  And then we have to also then decide to run stuff because one person runs it all, but I mean, so many good people are like, oh, I'm introspective.
[01:38:16]  I've got problems.
[01:38:16]  I'm not perfect.
[01:38:17]  I'm going to let somebody else better than me run things.
[01:38:19]  Well, that's the psychos.
[01:38:20]  So I think patriots, they're pro-human.
[01:38:23]  That's actually a bar.
[01:38:24]  This is really interesting.
[01:38:25]  You're saying often the people who are good are too insecure to be in the positions of power.
[01:38:30]  And the people in positions of power are the fucking sociopaths that end up getting into this getting a lot of people.
[01:38:35]  Because they don't give a damn.
[01:38:36]  Exactly.
[01:38:37]  Interesting.
[01:38:38]  So, because we're all worried.
[01:38:39]  Like, people are like, what do we do?
[01:38:40]  I'm like, well, I don't make a mistake.
[01:38:41]  Well, you know what?
[01:38:42]  I'm not a bad person.
[01:38:43]  I'm going to make a decision.
[01:38:44]  You want to listen to me?
[01:38:45]  Go ahead.
[01:38:45]  Exactly.
[01:38:46]  We have to start making those decisions.
[01:38:48]  So how do you get a Ghillane out of here?
[01:38:50]  And what happens to a Ghillane?
[01:38:52]  Like, she's just been locked up for a while, right?
[01:38:54]  We hear murmurs about a trial every once in a while and then nothing happens.
[01:38:58]  And I just sit back every once in a while and go, is this bitch just going to get off and we're going to be okay with it?
[01:39:03]  Well, let me say this.
[01:39:04]  I like Trump, and I did a research on him to make sure he wasn't involved in all the stuff in Florida with Epstein.
[01:39:11]  But what got me concerned was as soon as she got arrested, he said to her, I wish her well.
[01:39:20]  Yeah.
[01:39:20]  And then I was kind of like, is he going to give her a pardon?
[01:39:23]  I mean, because I never saw evidence of him involved in all this, but it was a little bit creepy.
[01:39:28]  And so you were asking what was the question?
[01:39:29]  Just what happens?
[01:39:30]  Like, she gets off?
[01:39:32]  Does she go to jail?
[01:39:33]  She can't get off because, again, like you said, she was just as bad as Jeffrey Epstein, probably worse.
[01:39:37]  I mean, Jeffrey Epstein wasn't born into running sex operations.
[01:39:41]  Her dad ran them.
[01:39:42]  One of the main guys doing it.
[01:39:44]  And so, yeah, obviously, she knows so many of the British.
[01:39:49]  Imagine the leverage that gave Trump.
[01:39:54]  The Ghislane supplied bare minimum women to the Royal family.
[01:40:01]  Because they're supplying whatever you want.
[01:40:03]  Like, I've been in LA.
[01:40:03]  I'm not a drug guy.
[01:40:04]  I like alcohol.
[01:40:05]  But I've been in like Hollywood parties, like with famous people.
[01:40:08]  And they're like, that's why we want to, like, a guy shows up with a briefcase, just pops it open.
[01:40:12]  There's every freaking drug, you know.
[01:40:15]  It's the same thing.
[01:40:15]  It's like, hey, you want women?
[01:40:16]  You want men?
[01:40:17]  You want kids?
[01:40:18]  It's like that, man.
[01:40:19]  You know that.
[01:40:20]  I mean, now that you're saying you're a bad guy, you know what I'm starting to realize?
[01:40:27]  Like, now that you're going on this interdimensional thing, let's assume that to be true, right?
[01:40:33]  Is all this behavior a function of trying to get in touch with these interdimensional beings?
[01:40:37]  Like all this weird shit that you see these people.
[01:40:40]  Exactly.
[01:40:40]  Like I never, exactly.
[01:40:42]  You're smart.
[01:40:42]  I'm not kissing your ass.
[01:40:43]  It's true.
[01:40:44]  I agree with you.
[01:40:45]  I never get sick.
[01:40:47]  I like that.
[01:40:48]  I never get sick of a ribeye perfectly cooked.
[01:40:51]  I never get sick of cheese and gelatas.
[01:40:53]  I never get sick of my wife.
[01:40:55]  I never get sick of children.
[01:40:56]  I don't believe for a second.
[01:40:58]  Well, no, not when she's got her legs back behind hers.
[01:41:02]  What I'm saying is, I was speaking to my wife in the context of cheese and the lotus.
[01:41:07]  No, what I'm saying is it's just too much, bro.
[01:41:11]  No, no, no.
[01:41:12]  What I'm saying is.
[01:41:12]  He's charismatic.
[01:41:13]  That's the dog.
[01:41:15]  You can act like you hate him, but he's charismatic.
[01:41:18]  No, I wanted to say this.
[01:41:19]  It's hard to hate him.
[01:41:20]  I have been critical of you in the past, and then I realized if we brought you onto this podcast, it would make me more money, so I was cool with it.
[01:41:29]  Also, you are maybe the most charismatic guy I met.
[01:41:32]  You're actually super charismatic.
[01:41:34]  You're a stand-up.
[01:41:35]  I'm not gay, but this guy's sexy.

=== Comedian Approach to Hate (06:00) ===

[01:41:37]  You know what?
[01:41:38]  I want to have that conversation.
[01:41:39]  The Transformers riff you did, that's something we would do when we live in the middle.
[01:41:43]  Autobots, Transform and Rollout.
[01:41:45]  And you just don't, like, I'm just going to dig in and get laughed at.
[01:41:48]  I wonder.
[01:41:49]  And I had this conversation with Mark.
[01:41:52]  And I was like, do you ever wish you just called yourself a comedian so you could say all this shit and you wouldn't have to deal with any of the repercussions?
[01:42:00]  I can't tell you the secret operation.
[01:42:03]  We talked to a certain person last few days.
[01:42:04]  Okay.
[01:42:05]  That's the plan.
[01:42:06]  Because I never thought of that.
[01:42:07]  No, I actually, I want to like exit, talk radio, and everything.
[01:42:11]  And I want to be a comedian.
[01:42:12]  And I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I had this thought.
[01:42:15]  If you sat down with the most MSNBC person and lean into this funny side of yourself, I think you'd be saying a lot of shit.
[01:42:26]  And for me, as a skeptic, when you say one thing, then I'm like, I don't know if that's true.
[01:42:29]  I'm off board.
[01:42:30]  But if you just lean into the funny, I'm in.
[01:42:32]  I mean, you can still say true stuff.
[01:42:35]  Sit on my lap.
[01:42:37]  I never got space.
[01:42:38]  I never got space.
[01:42:39]  Get on over.
[01:42:40]  Get on there.
[01:42:42]  What do you want for Christmas outcomes?
[01:42:45]  What do you want for Christmas?
[01:42:45]  If you break the chair.
[01:42:47]  Come on.
[01:42:48]  Get over.
[01:42:48]  Get over here, boy.
[01:42:49]  My girl.
[01:42:50]  You ever seen a grown man naked?
[01:42:51]  My God.
[01:42:55]  Dude, he smelled good.
[01:43:01]  I thought you weren't just hanging out at the bohemian party.
[01:43:04]  I'm from right now.
[01:43:04]  He looks like a puppet on his lap.
[01:43:06]  He looks like a ventriloquist, bro.
[01:43:08]  He's a finger-puff.
[01:43:09]  Yo, do the ventriloquism at.
[01:43:11]  Go.
[01:43:14]  I kill you.
[01:43:16]  We're getting married.
[01:43:19]  It's okay.
[01:43:19]  You don't want to go.
[01:43:20]  I got trying so hard to be comfy, bro.
[01:43:24]  He's just so hard.
[01:43:27]  He's just smiling, laughing, but he's dying.
[01:43:29]  Oh, my God.
[01:43:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:43:32]  This is too good.
[01:43:34]  Just upset both our fan base and Alex.
[01:43:36]  All right.
[01:43:37]  It's all right.
[01:43:38]  We're getting married now.
[01:43:39]  Let's make America Brady guys.
[01:43:41]  All right, let's get it.
[01:43:41]  Go back there.
[01:43:43]  Thanks.
[01:43:43]  Go on back, dude.
[01:43:44]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I got to make sure your dicks are as hard as Alex Jones's when Akash is sitting on his lap.
[01:43:51]  And yes, it was hard.
[01:43:52]  Super, super hard.
[01:43:54]  Spine looked very straight.
[01:43:55]  All I'm saying is blue chew is the way that you are going to do that.
[01:43:59]  Guys, Blue Chew is the same act of ingredient that's in Seattle and Viagra.
[01:44:03]  It's in all the good stuff, but it's the chew.
[01:44:05]  It's better and it's the one that you're going to use, okay?
[01:44:08]  You chew it up and then you handle your business.
[01:44:10]  You give your girlfriend, your wife, your side chick, the night of her life.
[01:44:15]  And ladies, if you're listening to this right now and you're like, I don't have a dick, I don't have to listen.
[01:44:20]  That's a lie because the guy that's fucking with you, he has a dick, okay?
[01:44:24]  And his dick deserves to be on the chew.
[01:44:27]  So you too can go get that chew and have the night of your life.
[01:44:31]  Bluechew.com.
[01:44:32]  That's what you're going to do.
[01:44:33]  Okay.
[01:44:33]  You're going to use our promo code flagrant and you're going to get it for free.
[01:44:37]  Why would you not want to give the woman of your dreams or the woman of that night the night of her life?
[01:44:42]  Okay.
[01:44:42]  Why would you not want to make an amazing impression?
[01:44:44]  You go to bluechew.com.
[01:44:46]  Okay.
[01:44:46]  You get that blue chew.
[01:44:47]  Use our promo code flagrant.
[01:44:49]  You're going to get it for free.
[01:44:49]  All you got to do is pay $5 shipping.
[01:44:51]  Go right now.
[01:44:52]  They deserve it.
[01:44:53]  Ladies, you deserve it.
[01:44:55]  Now let's get back to the show.
[01:44:57]  So if you just transfer your whole philosophy show edict into comedy, then you're good.
[01:45:07]  I agree.
[01:45:08]  Rogan told me.
[01:45:09]  Because when people take you super seriously, they don't see the funny side.
[01:45:13]  That's the thing.
[01:45:14]  They take my jokes like that shit will be like Jones rapes man.
[01:45:18]  No, that was true.
[01:45:19]  That just happened.
[01:45:20]  Yeah, we just saw it on camera.
[01:45:21]  That's happening.
[01:45:22]  Yeah, we just saw it.
[01:45:22]  You know, it was the most part.
[01:45:23]  Alcohol and his breath got mad traumatic.
[01:45:25]  This is the most rapey part is when he wanted you to get off.
[01:45:28]  He was like, there you go, honey.
[01:45:31]  I thought I was disrespecting y'all.
[01:45:34]  I ain't like you.
[01:45:35]  As if you overstayed your welcome.
[01:45:38]  Okay, that's enough.
[01:45:40]  Because I was like, I'm going to just almost laugh like a bitch.
[01:45:43]  I don't possibly be like, oh, disrespectful.
[01:45:49]  Back to your chair now.
[01:45:51]  You got the roll.
[01:45:52]  You got the roll.
[01:45:57]  The truth is, we're not mindy and we should stop caring what the media says.
[01:46:01]  Well, haven't we?
[01:46:03]  I agree.
[01:46:03]  You're doing it.
[01:46:04]  Fuck all this control.
[01:46:05]  Fuck, we want freedom.
[01:46:06]  But then who is going to run the show?
[01:46:09]  He is.
[01:46:10]  No, I would actually be ill at it, to be honest.
[01:46:12]  You are a power top.
[01:46:17]  So what were you asking, Mark?
[01:46:19]  You had a question.
[01:46:20]  What?
[01:46:21]  You had a question before.
[01:46:22]  You said, what was...
[01:46:23]  I like that over.
[01:46:26]  No, when we were talking right before we went to the bathroom.
[01:46:28]  Oh, yeah, with the comedian approach.
[01:46:29]  I was wondering about that.
[01:46:30]  Like, do you ever wish, well, I guess one, do you think that your audience should believe every word you say?
[01:46:37]  Or should they see you?
[01:46:39]  I'm not trying to lie to them.
[01:46:40]  I just say all sorts of stuff.
[01:46:41]  The good news is that we're going to marry Joe Rogan.
[01:46:48]  I don't want Joe in our union.
[01:46:49]  Okay, but really, though, how should people consume stuff?
[01:46:52]  Just buddy.
[01:46:53]  You and me.
[01:46:53]  You and me.
[01:46:54]  No, no.
[01:46:55]  Joe did buy a really badass comedy club.
[01:46:57]  I can't say the name of it.
[01:46:58]  Yeah.
[01:46:58]  Yeah, he did.
[01:46:59]  And we're going to all party in Austin.
[01:47:01]  Yeah.
[01:47:01]  Right?
[01:47:02]  I'm in a big-ass boat.
[01:47:03]  We're going to want Lake Travis.
[01:47:04]  Yeah.
[01:47:04]  We're doing it.
[01:47:06]  And we ain't going to be fucking dudes.
[01:47:07]  Went with fucking hot chicks.
[01:47:09]  Well, Californians are coming in.
[01:47:10]  You never know what's going to happen, dude.
[01:47:12]  Also, what is the slogan for Austin?
[01:47:14]  Keep Austin.
[01:47:15]  Keep it weird.
[01:47:16]  Gay.
[01:47:17]  Keep it weird.
[01:47:18]  Oh, that was gay.
[01:47:20]  Is it gay?
[01:47:21]  You tell me.
[01:47:22]  Well, that was keep it weird.
[01:47:23]  Hey, Sam to Sam.
[01:47:26]  Is it really don't just keep it gay?
[01:47:28]  No, I think it is Keep Austin weird.
[01:47:30]  But now you got all these Californians coming into Austin.
[01:47:32]  Do you think they flip the state of Texas?
[01:47:34]  Austin's already flipped.
[01:47:35]  Do you think it changes the culture of Austin?

=== Prince Charles as Dracula (15:08) ===

[01:47:38]  And are you worried about that?
[01:47:39]  I'm worried about Texas.
[01:47:40]  Or do you think that the culture of Texas is going to be so profound that these new people that come in start to realize it's not worrying?
[01:47:46]  No, I see like Texas with California raping it.
[01:47:49]  Reaping?
[01:47:51]  But you guys have the guns, dude.
[01:47:52]  You're not going to get raped by some pussies from California.
[01:47:55]  Vegans.
[01:47:55]  Fuck them.
[01:47:56]  Come on, dude.
[01:47:57]  Let's get serious, my darling.
[01:48:00]  Let's talk about interdimensional beings.
[01:48:03]  Okay, go.
[01:48:06]  Go.
[01:48:08]  All I'm saying is there's a lot of stuff we got to think about.
[01:48:12]  There's a lot of things we got to think about.
[01:48:14]  There's a lot of things that need to go on.
[01:48:16]  And that's all I'm saying: people should realize there's a lot.
[01:48:19]  Why does $100 bills lay those two?
[01:48:20]  They're fake.
[01:48:21]  Yeah.
[01:48:22]  Just like the alcohol, dude.
[01:48:23]  It's all fake, bro.
[01:48:24]  Everything's fake.
[01:48:25]  It's a show.
[01:48:26]  That's a real machine.
[01:48:29]  That's about to chop Benjamin Franklin, too?
[01:48:32]  Not on the YouTube platform.
[01:48:35]  Okay, but interdimensional to beings.
[01:48:39]  Interdimensional vampires.
[01:48:41]  Interdimensional vampires.
[01:48:43]  Okay.
[01:48:43]  Interesting.
[01:48:43]  Where does the whole vampire thing come from?
[01:48:45]  No, it means you're predatory.
[01:48:47]  Did you know that Prince Charles is the main heir of Count Dracula?
[01:48:57]  No, I agree.
[01:48:57]  That sounds insane.
[01:48:59]  I bet you $1 million.
[01:49:02]  Bring that up, Jamie.
[01:49:04]  I bet Prince Charles, Count Dracula.
[01:49:07]  Prince Charles is the heir of Count Dracula.
[01:49:10]  He moved in five years ago to Count Dracula's Castle, and he lives with a group of homeless children.
[01:49:17]  No, he does not.
[01:49:18]  I swear to God.
[01:49:19]  Prince Charles.
[01:49:20]  Prince Harry's dad.
[01:49:22]  Prince Charles, the heir of the throne of the dragon.
[01:49:26]  Okay.
[01:49:26]  He's a Transylvanian prince.
[01:49:28]  According to this Google search from express.co.uk, Prince Charles has distant kinship to Vlad Teps, the 15th century Wakalian ruler, whom the Irish novelist based his Dracula.
[01:49:38]  Hold on, hold up.
[01:49:38]  Prince Charles, like the one that we all know, Prince Charles.
[01:49:41]  Yeah, he's related to Count Dracula.
[01:49:42]  Or Dracula.
[01:49:43]  Same.
[01:49:44]  Same thing, Sam.
[01:49:45]  But it's way worse than that.
[01:49:46]  And he lives in Dracula Castle with children.
[01:49:50]  According to express.com.
[01:49:51]  I swear to God.
[01:49:52]  He lives with that's also on Express.
[01:49:54]  According to this British tabloid, huh?
[01:49:55]  Get five punches right in the nose.
[01:49:57]  He lives, it says, with the orphans in the castle.
[01:50:02]  Prince Charles?
[01:50:03]  Pull up.
[01:50:04]  Prince Charles, Dracula Castle.
[01:50:07]  That's how you do a Google search.
[01:50:08]  Yeah.
[01:50:09]  You just cut your shit.
[01:50:09]  This guy's good.
[01:50:10]  Good at Googling it.
[01:50:11]  Prince Charles, Dracula Castle.
[01:50:13]  Look it up, Jamie.
[01:50:14]  Okay.
[01:50:16]  Everyone's going to do this.
[01:50:16]  You're going to find out my line.
[01:50:18]  And I remember like 10 years ago, finally, he's like, he's like, I live in a cat, little boys.
[01:50:22]  Like, I live in a castle with them.
[01:50:24]  It's like Dracula Castle on a mountain.
[01:50:26]  Like you saw in the movies.
[01:50:27]  Is that why they say Andrew's the pedophile to distract from Charles?
[01:50:30]  Prince Andrew, don't you?
[01:50:31]  Prince.
[01:50:33]  What are you doing?
[01:50:34]  You are crazy, dude.
[01:50:36]  Yo, you're right.
[01:50:36]  My bad anger.
[01:50:38]  Now you really got me onto some shit.
[01:50:39]  The worse things that you do, the more interconnected you are with these interdimensional beings.
[01:50:45]  You have to commit these crimes against humanity to prove your credit with them.
[01:50:48]  Why do you have to prove your credit in that way?
[01:50:50]  Look because they're damn demons.
[01:50:51]  So how do you think?
[01:50:52]  The higher order stuff doesn't involve itself.
[01:50:54]  Like you think of God.
[01:50:55]  Like God's way up there, but there's all this other stuff God created.
[01:50:59]  God doesn't get involved with your personal decisions.
[01:51:01]  Only demons do.
[01:51:03]  So God's not going to manipulate free will.
[01:51:06]  Is this the whole like Star Wars dilemma between the good and the what is it?
[01:51:11]  The light power, the dark power?
[01:51:12]  What is it?
[01:51:13]  The dark side, the dark side, the force.
[01:51:15]  I mean, you see this kind of metaphor happen, right?
[01:51:18]  Did you find it?
[01:51:19]  Which one?
[01:51:20]  The little boys, Prince Charles.
[01:51:22]  Yeah, no, no, no, no.
[01:51:23]  Prince Charles lives to count Dracula.
[01:51:26]  According to TravelMakertours.com, there's an article they have from 2017 that says why Prince Charles considers Transylvania his second home.
[01:51:32]  It doesn't necessarily say anything about children, but I like this voice.
[01:51:36]  Tell us about, but the point stands, but perhaps he considers Transylvania his second home.
[01:51:41]  I don't know.
[01:51:43]  Prince Charles lives at Dracula's Castle.
[01:51:48]  No, no, I'm not joking.
[01:51:50]  No, no, no, listen.
[01:51:51]  I'm not joking.
[01:51:52]  Think of how weird that is.
[01:51:54]  He lives at Count Dragos.
[01:51:57]  Okay.
[01:51:58]  If you pull back by 30, 35%, you would really change the future.
[01:52:02]  No, but you got to come through and just slap bars, bro.
[01:52:04]  Like saying something like that, like he speaks in YouTube titles.
[01:52:07]  Yeah, nuance.
[01:52:09]  Like all the things that you say are YouTube clickbait type.
[01:52:13]  Nuance isn't interesting.
[01:52:14]  Fuck nuance, bro.
[01:52:15]  Prince Charles lives.
[01:52:17]  Even if he vacations, fuck vacations.
[01:52:18]  Oh, he lives there.
[01:52:19]  He lives.
[01:52:20]  He lives half the year.
[01:52:23]  And he lives there with young boys.
[01:52:26]  And he feasts on them.
[01:52:27]  No, no, it says, it says, oh, Prince Charles hugs local boys and live with him at the castle.
[01:52:34]  Dracula.
[01:52:35]  You're really like newspaper hurtles, like little kids are hugging him.
[01:52:38]  He's like, ah.
[01:52:39]  And it's real, man.
[01:52:41]  What do you think about this whole Megan Markle thing?
[01:52:43]  That's the distracting.
[01:52:44]  Have you watched the Oprah thing?
[01:52:46]  Maybe that's what I wanted to ask him.
[01:52:48]  Well, the whole Q thing.
[01:52:50]  Not the Q thing.
[01:52:51]  Oprah and Oprah interviewed Megan Markle and Harry.
[01:52:55]  Do you know they are?
[01:52:56]  Gary, yeah.
[01:52:57]  No, Harry.
[01:52:57]  Prince Harry.
[01:52:58]  Prince Harry.
[01:52:59]  Fake Prince, yeah.
[01:52:59]  Yeah, the fake prince, the redhead prince, Ginger Prince, and his black wife, who left the family, and they're alleging some crazy shit.
[01:53:07]  Yeah, they're like saying they killed Princess Diana.
[01:53:10]  What?
[01:53:10]  I feel like you're about to throw up.
[01:53:13]  It's so funny.
[01:53:16]  I would love it, dude.
[01:53:19]  What's funny is my wife and kids are waiting out there.
[01:53:21]  I'm going for hours and hours.
[01:53:23]  Look at this.
[01:53:23]  Look at this.
[01:53:24]  Hold on, share.
[01:53:24]  Wait, go.
[01:53:25]  So tell me what the deal is with leash, buddy.
[01:53:31]  No, tell us what the deal is with Megan Markle, man.
[01:53:35]  Megan Merkel.
[01:53:41]  This is the first time he heard that name.
[01:53:44]  You don't know who this is.
[01:53:45]  Imagine that.
[01:53:45]  Know everything.
[01:53:46]  Know everything about everything.
[01:53:48]  Megan Merkel.
[01:53:49]  Everything.
[01:53:50]  German Chancellor.
[01:53:53]  Megan Markle.
[01:53:54]  You're talking about Prince Harry's wife.
[01:53:57]  Yes, yes, Prince Harry.
[01:53:59]  No, they're these horrible people that like glomed on.
[01:54:03]  It's well known that.
[01:54:04]  But then they left.
[01:54:05]  They left the room.
[01:54:06]  That's what happened.
[01:54:07]  Yeah.
[01:54:07]  Let's get serious.
[01:54:12]  What happened?
[01:54:13]  Yeah.
[01:54:14]  Oh, my God.
[01:54:16]  Amazing.
[01:54:17]  Amazing.
[01:54:18]  Not at all.
[01:54:19]  Let's do it.
[01:54:20]  Yeah, yeah, let's go.
[01:54:21]  That's what's amazing.
[01:54:21]  Is that like that?
[01:54:22]  Oh, yeah.
[01:54:23]  Oh, you like touching that tip?
[01:54:27]  It's a nice ding-a-long.
[01:54:30]  Hey.
[01:54:31]  Oh, it's my dick looking.
[01:54:32]  I'm a big old gold dick.
[01:54:34]  Women will be worshiping that.
[01:54:40]  Yeah.
[01:54:41]  That's a goldweenie.
[01:54:43]  Yep.
[01:54:48]  All right, go on.
[01:54:49]  Go on.
[01:54:52]  Oh, yeah.
[01:54:53]  He's got fun.
[01:54:55]  It's well.
[01:54:57]  No, stop it.
[01:55:00]  It's well known.
[01:55:02]  Yeah.
[01:55:03]  According to the Lord, that it's well known.
[01:55:10]  Prince Charles's wife didn't like him, and she had a kid with this British colonel or something that is the redhead demon.
[01:55:20]  I love when he says it's well known and says some shit no one has ever heard about.
[01:55:23]  Anyway, look up.
[01:55:26]  Don't be flying about this.
[01:55:28]  So she had sex with a man that wasn't Prince Charles.
[01:55:34]  And they created the redhead demon.
[01:55:38]  Okay.
[01:55:38]  And now it says they created that person.
[01:55:42]  Now it says they got him.
[01:55:44]  They said he is bad.
[01:55:47]  But the truth is, Merkel and him are now Hollywood whores and they run around bitch all day.
[01:55:55]  So that's what matters.
[01:55:57]  I don't know.
[01:55:58]  Princess Diana cheated with the captain of the guards, redhead, carrot head.
[01:56:03]  That's wrong.
[01:56:05]  And they had the carrot, baby.
[01:56:09]  They had a baby carrot.
[01:56:10]  They had a baby carrot.
[01:56:17]  They had the carrot, baby.
[01:56:21]  And once they had the carrot, baby.
[01:56:24]  Just missing the tune foil, right?
[01:56:30]  They drink balls of whiskey.
[01:56:33]  Shut up.
[01:56:34]  Shut up.
[01:56:34]  Let's drink it off.
[01:56:41]  I want to live here.
[01:56:50]  Fucking good.
[01:56:53]  Oh, my fucking goodness.
[01:56:55]  We're going to stalk Joe Rogan in his house.
[01:56:58]  We'll fly helicopters over his house.
[01:57:00]  We'll drop down.
[01:57:01]  I know where it is.
[01:57:03]  Oh, my goodness.
[01:57:04]  No, we're coming.
[01:57:08]  He had a baby carrot.
[01:57:15]  Okay, hold on.
[01:57:17]  All right, these are serious questions.
[01:57:19]  You're a real journalist.
[01:57:20]  You got your pops.
[01:57:21]  I'm a journalist.
[01:57:21]  Yeah, this guy's got his papers.
[01:57:26]  Alex, this is a serious question.
[01:57:29]  This is a serious question.
[01:57:30]  Was 9-11 a part-time job?
[01:57:36]  No, I mean, I think there was real Islamic terror, but a lot of groups stood down during that.
[01:57:42]  Okay.
[01:57:44]  What is going on at Area 52?
[01:57:48]  A lot of secret bases, a lot of stuff going on.
[01:57:51]  But not all of them do this.
[01:57:54]  Some people say the Jews control the weather.
[01:57:58]  If so, why are they always complaining about it?
[01:58:02]  Well, I would just say there's a lot of attempts to control the weather by carbon, but I wouldn't say the Jews are doing it.
[01:58:08]  Wait, really?
[01:58:09]  Who's controlling the weather?
[01:58:10]  Do you think Muslims are doing it to make their women even like Lex has a control?
[01:58:16]  There's real weather control going on, but I don't ascribe magical powers to Jews.
[01:58:23]  Sorry, Doug, you got no magical powers.
[01:58:26]  No magical powers.
[01:58:27]  I don't either.
[01:58:29]  I don't have them either.
[01:58:31]  Wait, who's controlling the weather, though?
[01:58:32]  What do you mean?
[01:58:33]  How do you control weather?
[01:58:33]  No, I mean, there's billions being spent a year to control it.
[01:58:37]  It's on the news.
[01:58:38]  Admit it.
[01:58:38]  Like seeding the cloud so it rains?
[01:58:40]  They had a former CIA director, Brennan, like five years ago, go, oh, we got a treaty.
[01:58:45]  We're controlling the weather.
[01:58:46]  Yeah, they can major Jack.
[01:58:47]  Planet ain't that big, bro.
[01:58:49]  You can like electromagnetic.
[01:58:50]  They got stuff they spray.
[01:58:51]  There's a lot of stuff.
[01:58:52]  But the thing is, they control it for a little while.
[01:58:54]  This is something later.
[01:58:55]  Like, they don't control the weather.
[01:58:57]  Okay.
[01:58:58]  Why did Chris Hansen never find Epstein's Island?
[01:59:02]  He got blew up.
[01:59:03]  That's a fucking validation.
[01:59:05]  This was the ultimate pedophile, Hunter.
[01:59:07]  He got blown up.
[01:59:08]  What does that mean, blown up?
[01:59:09]  His car blew up.
[01:59:10]  Wait, he's dead?
[01:59:11]  He just asked to be on the show last week.
[01:59:15]  What are you talking about?
[01:59:16]  Chris Hansen.
[01:59:17]  Yeah.
[01:59:17]  He's dead?
[01:59:18]  He's dead?
[01:59:19]  He wanted to be on this show?
[01:59:21]  Yeah.
[01:59:22]  Who's the guy?
[01:59:23]  Who's the guy named Something?
[01:59:27]  I fact-check.
[01:59:28]  I don't believe Chris Hansen is dead.
[01:59:32]  I don't think Chris Hansen's dead, Al.
[01:59:35]  I don't remember now.
[01:59:36]  Okay.
[01:59:37]  Who was some guy's car blew up?
[01:59:39]  Paul Walker.
[01:59:39]  You think of Paul?
[01:59:40]  Paul Walker from Fast and the Furious?
[01:59:42]  No.
[01:59:42]  Joe Pesci from Casino.
[01:59:47]  I'm not saying Chris Hansen died.
[01:59:51]  Listen, I drink a lot of fake vodka.
[01:59:53]  That's Janice.
[01:59:55]  Okay.
[01:59:55]  I have more questions.
[01:59:56]  Alex, I have more questions.
[01:59:58]  Okay.
[01:59:58]  Is there any Bitcoin in Fort Knox?
[02:00:01]  I think there are probably a lot.
[02:00:03]  You think?
[02:00:03]  They have a giant green alien at Fort Knox.
[02:00:07]  Shit's Bitcoin.
[02:00:14]  Like that?
[02:00:14]  Comedian, buddy.
[02:00:15]  You have an applause.
[02:00:16]  We're getting married right here.
[02:00:17]  That's an applause break right there.
[02:00:18]  Here you go.
[02:00:19]  Okay.
[02:00:19]  We got to win this test.
[02:00:20]  Like this?
[02:00:21]  Okay.
[02:00:21]  Party.
[02:00:22]  All right.
[02:00:22]  Do you think the election was stolen from Biden?
[02:00:26]  Yes.
[02:00:29]  Yes.
[02:00:29]  It was stolen from Biden.
[02:00:31]  It was stolen from Biden.
[02:00:33]  I was stolen from Biden.
[02:00:35]  Well, Biden really won, and then Trump, the fucking asshole, races.
[02:00:43]  That fucking white supremacist.
[02:00:45]  He fucking stole it.
[02:00:48]  He stole the election.
[02:00:50]  No, I saw him.
[02:00:51]  Like, Biden won, and fucking asshole Trump came in.
[02:00:54]  And then just stole it and took it right from him, right?
[02:00:57]  He did.
[02:01:03]  We're getting married.
[02:01:06]  I like you.
[02:01:06]  You want to make it official.
[02:01:07]  Like, it's not just.
[02:01:08]  Honorable was an honorable man.
[02:01:10]  Yeah.
[02:01:10]  You're a real Christian man.
[02:01:11]  Yeah.
[02:01:12]  He's committed.
[02:01:12]  I'll be the woman.
[02:01:14]  That's no fun.
[02:01:15]  Why does anyone have to be the woman?
[02:01:18]  Oh, he just took a shot of that.
[02:01:21]  Oh, what do we got going over there?
[02:01:23]  Japanese whiskey.
[02:01:24]  I've seen that before.
[02:01:25]  You want some of that?
[02:01:26]  Give me that whiskey.
[02:01:30]  This is why you do it right here.
[02:01:32]  That's why you do it.
[02:01:37]  Hey.
[02:01:40]  This is the best interview we've ever done.
[02:01:42]  Some good stuff right there.
[02:01:44]  Let's go.
[02:01:47]  We got to call Joe.
[02:01:51]  We got to call him.
[02:01:52]  See if Joe asked.
[02:01:54]  Tell him about Alex Jones and the guy who spread COVID, everybody, on purpose.
[02:02:00]  So you're calling him right up.
[02:02:01]  He got to call.
[02:02:03]  They want your phone on.
[02:02:04]  Oh, absolutely, dog.
[02:02:07]  This is a real test to see if he's going to be.
[02:02:08]  He's not going to answer.
[02:02:09]  Yeah, he ain't got answers.
[02:02:10]  That's Joe Rogan's new real number.
[02:02:12]  Yeah.
[02:02:12]  I don't know.
[02:02:14]  Yeah, we might have to edit this out.
[02:02:15]  Joe, I need you.
[02:02:18]  Maybe you call.
[02:02:18]  He'll pick up.
[02:02:19]  Joe, you should call.
[02:02:21]  Schultz, fuck me in the ass.
[02:02:22]  He's fucking.
[02:02:26]  Wow.
[02:02:27]  Wow.
[02:02:27]  You want to FaceTime your buddy?
[02:02:29]  I got unavailable.
[02:02:30]  He's got to break the internet.
[02:02:32]  You want to FaceTime him?
[02:02:33]  Yeah.
[02:02:34]  Let's see if he answers the cow shit.
[02:02:36]  You have no power.
[02:02:38]  I'll FaceTime him next.
[02:02:39]  I'll call him up.
[02:02:40]  We'll fire this phone up.
[02:02:42]  I'll tweet him.
[02:02:43]  Oh, you turned your whole phone off.
[02:02:45]  Yeah, I'm going to call him.

=== Joe Rogan Real Test (07:26) ===

[02:02:46]  Oh, that's wild.
[02:02:47]  You want to be very professional about this.
[02:02:48]  Hold on.
[02:02:49]  I have some more questions.
[02:02:50]  Okay.
[02:02:52]  These are important questions.
[02:02:53]  We have to get to the bottom.
[02:02:54]  This is date line.
[02:02:55]  This is dateline.
[02:02:56]  We're grilling Alex.
[02:02:57]  Yeah.
[02:02:57]  Okay.
[02:02:57]  You got me now.
[02:02:58]  Yeah.
[02:02:58]  We're going to.
[02:02:59]  Megan Kelly.
[02:03:00]  I'm caught.
[02:03:03]  Okay, this is important.
[02:03:05]  Okay, this is a real serious question.
[02:03:07]  Let's be serious.
[02:03:07]  Did we have to be serious?
[02:03:09]  Can we be serious right now?
[02:03:10]  Okay.
[02:03:11]  What is Operation Gay Sex?
[02:03:16]  I heard of that operation.
[02:03:18]  Mark, I made it up.
[02:03:21]  No, it was a real operation.
[02:03:23]  Gay sex is okay.
[02:03:24]  No, this is the operation to make certain communist leaders look undesirable to their constituency.
[02:03:29]  Have you ever heard of this one?
[02:03:30]  This is from a Google search I did about CIA operations.
[02:03:33]  No, I've not heard of that.
[02:03:35]  No, they try to make Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden as gay lookalikes for them, according to Google.
[02:03:42]  I want to learn more about this.
[02:03:43]  This is very bizarre.
[02:03:45]  What is that's bizarre?
[02:03:47]  What is Stargate project?
[02:03:52]  I've heard of Stargate project where he's supposedly jumping to other dimensions, other universes.
[02:03:57]  I don't know if it's true.
[02:03:58]  You don't believe in it?
[02:03:59]  No, I just don't know if it's true.
[02:04:00]  Because we're trying to get to those other dimensions with our technology, and the reality is you can.
[02:04:05]  True, you only deal with DMT.
[02:04:08]  Did you still want to FaceTime Joe?
[02:04:10]  Oh, you would try to call Joe?
[02:04:11]  Yeah, that's why he turned the phone on.
[02:04:14]  Thanks for reminding me.
[02:04:15]  Joe probably won't answer.
[02:04:17]  You can get mad at me, actually.
[02:04:18]  No.
[02:04:19]  Why would he get mad at you?
[02:04:20]  Because we've been married for a long time.
[02:04:24]  Have you ever taken ayahuasca?
[02:04:26]  Ayahuasca?
[02:04:27]  Have you ever taken ayahuasca?
[02:04:28]  I've taken a lot of stuff.
[02:04:32]  You see a lot of shit.
[02:04:33]  So, what did you see on ayahuasca?
[02:04:35]  I saw.
[02:04:37]  Let me call Joe.
[02:04:39]  Okay.
[02:04:40]  He's probably not going to answer.
[02:04:43]  He's got so many phone numbers, too.
[02:04:46]  This is the number.
[02:04:47]  All right.
[02:04:48]  Here we go.
[02:04:48]  Let's do it.
[02:04:49]  Here we go.
[02:04:49]  Let's go.
[02:04:51]  Okay.
[02:04:52]  FaceTime, though.
[02:04:53]  I would love if he answered.
[02:04:55]  Wow, both of y'all.
[02:05:00]  This one's like blocked.
[02:05:01]  Yeah.
[02:05:02]  To some people, dude.
[02:05:05]  Okay, Alex, before you get out of here, because we want to take a look at it.
[02:05:08]  Actually, this phone never did that before.
[02:05:09]  That's weird.
[02:05:10]  Here, it's a no.
[02:05:12]  Why is it doing that?
[02:05:13]  Maybe it's a new number.
[02:05:15]  Oh, there you go.
[02:05:16]  There you go.
[02:05:16]  That sounds more like it.
[02:05:19]  Oh.
[02:05:30]  Here it comes.
[02:05:39]  Damn, Joe.
[02:05:44]  I'm sorry, you were trying to.
[02:05:46]  Dang.
[02:05:48]  Okay, Alex, before you get us out, get us out of here.
[02:05:51]  Before you get out of here, InfoWars.com.
[02:05:54]  Infowars.com.
[02:05:56]  InfoWars.com.
[02:05:58]  What is the secret of the universe?
[02:06:01]  The secret.
[02:06:03]  I love how you drink this.
[02:06:05]  It's easy to drink fake alcohol.
[02:06:06]  Another splug.
[02:06:07]  I have, look right here, dude.
[02:06:08]  No, drink it.
[02:06:09]  If you say so, geez, bro.
[02:06:14]  Whoa, he went double.
[02:06:15]  That's crazy.
[02:06:16]  Yeah.
[02:06:17]  Yeah.
[02:06:17]  Wow.
[02:06:19]  Okay.
[02:06:28]  Oh, that's creepy.
[02:06:31]  Have you ever thought about sacrificing children so you could speak to these interdimensional beings?
[02:06:36]  Oh, thought about it.
[02:06:38]  Not saying you would do it.
[02:06:39]  Thought about it.
[02:06:40]  I try to block them out constantly.
[02:06:42]  Oh, they're trying to block you.
[02:06:44]  And you're Joe Rogan and devil worshipers constantly.
[02:06:48]  I'm not trying to brag, but I definitely don't need to kill kids.
[02:06:51]  Get the transmission leader.
[02:06:53]  Except Joe won't answer me.
[02:06:55]  You saw that.
[02:06:55]  Yeah.
[02:06:56]  I'm like, I just killed like 25 children.
[02:07:04]  What does being a good moral person get you in touch with?
[02:07:11]  A lot of good stuff.
[02:07:12]  Infinity.
[02:07:13]  Happiness, success, everything else.
[02:07:17]  It's a good thing.
[02:07:20]  So, why is it that these successful people don't just get in touch with that?
[02:07:29]  I think Hollywood creates a false paradigm.
[02:07:32]  So that's success.
[02:07:36]  What?
[02:07:43]  He's looking at you this time.
[02:07:44]  I'm super drunk right now.
[02:07:50]  Dude, we finished a bottle of Jameson together.
[02:07:52]  It's all fake.
[02:07:54]  Yeah, you drink the right placeboard.
[02:07:56]  There you go, buddy.
[02:07:57]  That's all you got.
[02:07:58]  There you go.
[02:07:58]  Have a sip.
[02:07:59]  I'll wait till our wedding to drink.
[02:08:02]  Mark, have a sip.
[02:08:03]  I have one, Mark.
[02:08:05]  Our wedding.
[02:08:07]  Yeah.
[02:08:07]  What would your wedding be like if you're having an Indian wedding?
[02:08:10]  It would have to be Indian.
[02:08:11]  He would be in a beautiful red gown.
[02:08:15]  He knows.
[02:08:15]  He knows.
[02:08:16]  A purple gown.
[02:08:18]  We would be together.
[02:08:19]  They were dancing together.
[02:08:28]  And he would just be there like a little angel, like fleeting up little wings.
[02:08:31]  Like, he'd be flopping around like, and I'll be like, oh, that would be.
[02:08:38]  And I would just like, and he like pulls out a shotgun, puts you in your mouth.
[02:08:41]  Like, oh, thank you.
[02:08:43]  And then, oh, that's the wedding.
[02:08:45]  You're like, oh, there's a shotgun.
[02:08:46]  You're like, oh, then fireworks blows out the back of your head.
[02:08:53]  That's the secret.
[02:08:55]  That's the secret.
[02:08:56]  Suicide.
[02:08:57]  No.
[02:08:57]  No, no, he does it.
[02:08:58]  He only, you know, oh, yeah.
[02:09:00]  He's like, I love you with a shotgun in your mouth.
[02:09:04]  And like, fireworks shoot out.
[02:09:06]  Little bird flies go.
[02:09:08]  Whoa.
[02:09:15]  You got water there if you need it.
[02:09:16]  Yeah, this you might need some vitamin D, buddy.
[02:09:18]  Danny Glover.
[02:09:18]  I've had some vitamin D.
[02:09:20]  I saw Danny Glover.
[02:09:22]  Yeah, you did.
[02:09:24]  And I saw, I saw who else did you see?
[02:09:27]  What's that guy's name?
[02:09:29]  Clint Eastwood.
[02:09:29]  No.
[02:09:30]  Clint Eastwood.
[02:09:30]  Yeah.
[02:09:31]  You saw Clint Eastwood.
[02:09:32]  We're going back around.
[02:09:32]  Get the fuck out of here.
[02:09:33]  Welcome to the Flagrant 2 podcast.
[02:09:35]  I was busy running out with the video I had.
[02:09:37]  I was like, that's Clint Eastwood.
[02:09:39]  I'm going to get out of here.
[02:09:40]  How big was the camera?
[02:09:41]  Little bitty.
[02:09:42]  Little big.
[02:09:43]  It was like a little fanny pack.
[02:09:47]  Anyways, let's just talk about this.
[02:09:51]  Joe Rogan is secretly under that table right now.
[02:09:55]  No, seriously.
[02:09:56]  No, no.
[02:09:57]  He's.
[02:09:57]  Let me tell you.
[02:09:58]  Let's think about it.
[02:09:59]  He's right under that table.
[02:10:02]  What's funny about that?
[02:10:03]  Oh, my goodness.
[02:10:04]  He came in here.
[02:10:05]  He said, Listen, as long as I can crawl under the table, I'm fine.
[02:10:08]  Right under that table right now for TV viewers.
[02:10:12]  Joe Rogan is right there.

=== Reparations and Racial Division (12:29) ===

[02:10:13]  Whoa.
[02:10:14]  Oh, my goodness.
[02:10:15]  Blowing our whole secret.
[02:10:16]  So is that like is that suit you're wearing?
[02:10:19]  Is that like a ninja outfit?
[02:10:22]  I'm a ninja, dude.
[02:10:25]  Full-on ninja.
[02:10:27]  I have a question for you, though.
[02:10:30]  Who is your hero?
[02:10:31]  Oh, oh, that's a good question.
[02:10:35]  There could be more than one.
[02:10:38]  Teddy Roosevelt.
[02:10:39]  Ooh, Teddy, vacation Roosevelt.
[02:10:42]  You want a piece of that big stick, don't you?
[02:10:44]  Yeah.
[02:10:45]  American Teddy.
[02:10:46]  But why, Teddy?
[02:10:47]  American victory.
[02:10:48]  Like building America, freedom, everything else.
[02:10:53]  Look at that.
[02:10:54]  Are you drinking?
[02:10:55]  I'm proud of you.
[02:10:55]  You drink a lot of alcohol in this.
[02:10:57]  Yeah, dude.
[02:10:57]  Come on, man.
[02:10:58]  It was all fake.
[02:10:59]  Yeah, it's not even alcohol, but still, if it was, it would be a lot.
[02:11:02]  So Teddy Roosevelt.
[02:11:04]  Well, he's just, he was the elitist, but he wanted to empower the people, make great national parks.
[02:11:08]  Pissed off the Fed.
[02:11:09]  Pissed off the Fed, broke up the fucking big banks, broke up the fucking monopolies.
[02:11:15]  So, you know, he's a big swinging dick.
[02:11:18]  What do you make of the stimulus checks?
[02:11:20]  You know, the average person, that won't pay for a month what they're doing.
[02:11:23]  It's like, oh, I gave you this money after I locked you down.
[02:11:25]  I think it's bullshit.
[02:11:28]  You like that?
[02:11:29]  So you think it's justification for locking people down, but in reality, you'd rather people be able to work and make their own money.
[02:11:34]  Yeah.
[02:11:35]  Yeah.
[02:11:35]  It's like, well, look at how big banks, big tech doubled their money last year.
[02:11:40]  Everybody else went bankrupt.
[02:11:41]  They're like, oh, after a year, every six months, you get a little check.
[02:11:47]  Oh, you're so lucky.
[02:11:48]  It's like drowning somebody, like, you're lucky, I'm giving you money.
[02:11:52]  Is the reason why Republicans want small government because they don't trust government?
[02:12:00]  So they're like, I understand we have to have it, but like just the least amount of it possible.
[02:12:04]  Yeah, but I mean, none of it means it doesn't mean anything because the average Republican is a total whore anyways.
[02:12:10]  Really?
[02:12:11]  Oh, my God.
[02:12:12]  Democrats, Republicans are all, they're just lawyers that are like up there, like special interest all there kissing their ass.
[02:12:18]  Like, I'll give you money for this.
[02:12:19]  I'll give you money for that.
[02:12:20]  That's all they do.
[02:12:21]  So what do we do?
[02:12:23]  Because I don't want to be the guys who just like sit around and like bitch and fucking moan and cry.
[02:12:28]  Like, what do we do?
[02:12:29]  What is the actionable item?
[02:12:31]  How do we make a change that you think is positive?
[02:12:34]  I think we end internet censorship.
[02:12:37]  Okay.
[02:12:38]  I think you restore local government.
[02:12:42]  I think we cut all the foreign aid.
[02:12:44]  That's what we should do first.
[02:12:45]  Cut the foreign aid.
[02:12:46]  Wow.
[02:12:46]  But I thought the foreign aid benefits us in a way.
[02:12:50]  Yeah, but it does, but it's like still special interest.
[02:12:53]  I hear what you're saying on that.
[02:12:54]  But like, I think Brennan was on that podcast you sent me.
[02:12:56]  He was on Dax and he was like, like, when we give these countries money, we're not doing it because we're like, hey, here's some money.
[02:13:01]  It's like, if they don't stop this warring faction, then that could send it to this other place.
[02:13:07]  Yeah, but they'll fund the warring faction for the excuse to do it.
[02:13:10]  It's bullshit, man.
[02:13:11]  Really?
[02:13:11]  So you think it's better to just cut the.
[02:13:13]  The dollar is dying because it's tied to the politics of America.
[02:13:17]  Instead of.
[02:13:18]  If we just made it non-political, it would still be there.
[02:13:21]  We're going to lose the dollar because it's political.
[02:13:24]  But I thought the dollar is tied to oil.
[02:13:26]  I thought that's what Kissinger set up, the whole petrodollar thing.
[02:13:30]  Yeah, that's the whole Bretton Woods agreement.
[02:13:33]  But that's all ending.
[02:13:37]  You asked me about Bitcoin.
[02:13:39]  I am all for new currencies.
[02:13:40]  I'm all for new systems.
[02:13:42]  I want to have a thousand ways of buying money put in something.
[02:13:44]  I go do something.
[02:13:45]  I don't want to be controlled by this.
[02:13:47]  But instead, we live in this world of censorship.
[02:13:51]  And then we're told that we don't have any speech with our money.
[02:13:54]  It's all bad.
[02:13:57]  Okay, well, if you have to leave us right now, Alex wants to ask you a question before you do.
[02:14:01]  Yeah.
[02:14:02]  You can tell I'm drunk.
[02:14:04]  I think we're all drunk.
[02:14:05]  No, I mean, it's fake, though.
[02:14:06]  It's fake.
[02:14:06]  It's not real, but like if it wasn't.
[02:14:08]  I bet nothing.
[02:14:09]  Alex, how do you feel about reparations?
[02:14:12]  Oh, shit.
[02:14:14]  You know, you can say, like, here's the problem.
[02:14:17]  2% of people in America had family that was alive when black people were slaves in America.
[02:14:22]  So it becomes like a corporate thing.
[02:14:24]  Like, let's all fight with each other.
[02:14:25]  I'm for reparations for everybody when it's all corporate tyranny and manipulation of digits and things.
[02:14:33]  So here's the deal.
[02:14:35]  If we could pay reparations once and get it done and stop racial division, I'll be all for it.
[02:14:40]  But they're not trying to end racial division.
[02:14:42]  They're trying to intensify racial division.
[02:14:44]  So there's unlimited money.
[02:14:46]  So great, okay.
[02:14:47]  Give everybody that has family they can prove was a slave in the United States a million dollars.
[02:14:53]  I'd say it's all digital.
[02:14:55]  Give the money, it'll just go back to the economy, but they don't do it.
[02:14:59]  It's not gonna do that because they're not doing it to end stuff they're doing to keep the problem going.
[02:15:05]  So, there's unlimited money.
[02:15:06]  I mean, we could build.
[02:15:07]  Here's the thing about humans: you think we just build aircraft carriers and nuclear reactors?
[02:15:13]  We could do anything now.
[02:15:15]  So, they want to make it about, oh, what are we going to give you?
[02:15:18]  Oh, we're this group.
[02:15:18]  We're going to give you something because you got over.
[02:15:21]  That group trying to give you something wants to run you.
[02:15:24]  So, I'm just saying, give everybody everything.
[02:15:26]  I'm telling you, it's unlimited, man.
[02:15:28]  Humans can't do anything.
[02:15:30]  So, this is interesting.
[02:15:31]  Like, what about the idea?
[02:15:33]  And this is why I'm actually really sorry.
[02:15:35]  Black people are very conspiratorial.
[02:15:38]  Very, and they're biggest listeners.
[02:15:40]  But they should be.
[02:15:41]  Wait, they're your biggest listeners?
[02:15:43]  Yeah, overall, if you look at any demographic, yeah, about a third of our audience is African-American.
[02:15:48]  Santa, and then only like 15% of that, yeah, yeah.
[02:15:51]  But that makes sense to me because if you look at like who the victims of government are, you know, black people, right?
[02:15:59]  Yeah, like you even brought it up.
[02:16:01]  I think I was listening to you on a podcast, you were talking about the Tuskegee experiment.
[02:16:04]  But, like, so black people are very skeptical, not only of vaccines, but of government in general, because they've been on the shit end of virtuous thing.
[02:16:12]  I'm against you being tested on, dude, whatever they do to anybody, they're gonna get to me, man.
[02:16:16]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:16:16]  So, I guess what I'm wondering is like the reparations thing, it's what's interesting to me is as payback for the treatment post-slavery, right?
[02:16:29]  Like, the red line, bro.
[02:16:31]  Like, you could argue that that's stifled come from regular people.
[02:16:36]  How about from Goldman Sachs with J.P. Morio?
[02:16:38]  Talk to them.
[02:16:39]  Like, if they said, Oh, Bank of England, we're gonna pay black people back.
[02:16:43]  I'd be all for it.
[02:16:44]  But, like, well, like some average dude, what if they just imagine paying some white dude that like works at a restaurant, he can barely pay his bill, he's got he's divorced, he's he's got to pay the um you know state this money for now.
[02:16:58]  He's got to increase taxes so he could pay back somebody else, he's going to be pissed off.
[02:17:01]  And he's hearing, like, I'm going to give black people money.
[02:17:03]  That's bullshit.
[02:17:04]  But if you said, Hey, IBM, you ran the Nazis, you're going to pay money.
[02:17:08]  I don't think that white guy would be upset.
[02:17:10]  I don't think that poor white guy would be upset at all.
[02:17:12]  They'd be like, Yo, I hear motherfuckers.
[02:17:14]  You are on board.
[02:17:16]  It got big because of us.
[02:17:17]  I'd give them the Holocaust.
[02:17:18]  You were right about that.
[02:17:19]  Yeah, so hit who did it.
[02:17:21]  Tell them, Truffle.
[02:17:22]  If people are like, Hit who did it, but the media's like, Oh, we're gonna make a whole we're gonna make some white dude like is a lifeguard pay money.
[02:17:29]  The other person's like, Fuck this.
[02:17:31]  We're trying to make them a racist.
[02:17:32]  But if you actually hit who no, seriously, some dude that works at a jewelry store or a guy that works in an auto part store, they're like, I'm white, so I gotta pay something or something.
[02:17:41]  They're like, fuck that up.
[02:17:42]  No, but if you actually hit the companies that did it that profited, and that actually increases racial division if you do because the white guy that's like a mechanic is like, I gotta pay black people money in the lifeguard, he's already saved.
[02:17:52]  He's like, fixing a black lady's car, he's here like he's this black lady over.
[02:17:56]  But meanwhile, IBM and Bill Gates and the Globals did it, make them pay.
[02:18:00]  That's a great idea for it.
[02:18:01]  So, reparations should be paid by the people that profited off of the enslavement of black people or the totally on board with that.
[02:18:08]  I said, I'm serious.
[02:18:12]  Like, I don't give a fuck about these people, man.
[02:18:15]  Another piece of shit.
[02:18:16]  I'm just saying, like, I want everybody to be successful, man.
[02:18:18]  Or have the opportunity to be successful.
[02:18:20]  Yeah, one more question.
[02:18:21]  So, you are.
[02:18:22]  I was all in, dude.
[02:18:23]  Yeah, because I've gotten a little bit of a sense of you.
[02:18:26]  You're very charismatic.
[02:18:27]  And you seem like you just want people to be positive and you don't like to see racial divide and shit like that.
[02:18:34]  But a lot of your audience is very conservative.
[02:18:37]  And some are like they can come across as racist.
[02:18:41]  Like, do you ever speak out against your audience that is about that?
[02:18:46]  Because I don't see that.
[02:18:48]  No, not when you're reaching hundreds of millions of people.
[02:18:50]  Yeah.
[02:18:51]  You're going to have bad people listening.
[02:18:53]  Yeah.
[02:18:53]  But I mean, here's what I learned.
[02:18:56]  As soon as you try to stop what they're doing, it gives them power.
[02:18:59]  Like, I'm promoting freedom.
[02:19:01]  So, as soon as I went to the left and with the detractors and with the racists, so there's the racists, there's detractors, there's the media, and then there's other, there's all these groups.
[02:19:12]  Yeah.
[02:19:13]  As soon as you like go, hey, I want to fix stuff.
[02:19:17]  I want to do an assessment.
[02:19:19]  They go, oh my God, you did this and that.
[02:19:21]  It's all BS.
[02:19:22]  So as soon as you try to like say, I'm doing that, they just attack you.
[02:19:27]  So I don't know how to describe it.
[02:19:28]  It's like a because I don't, I mean, obviously, we're going to kill each other.
[02:19:32]  We keep doing this.
[02:19:33]  The planet's going to blow up.
[02:19:35]  It's a little big plan.
[02:19:36]  And so you asked that question.
[02:19:37]  It's a really good question.
[02:19:39]  But I don't even think about who the groups are or who their names are.
[02:19:45]  It's just, it's just bigger than everybody, man.
[02:19:48]  Al, convinced?
[02:19:51]  Yeah.
[02:19:53]  Bro, thank you.
[02:19:54]  You're so bad right now.
[02:19:55]  I'm so bad.
[02:19:56]  But thank you so much for coming, man.
[02:19:57]  We really appreciate it.
[02:19:58]  That was a powerful podcast.
[02:19:59]  Dude, it was so much fun.
[02:20:01]  You are wildly charismatic.
[02:20:03]  Yeah.
[02:20:03]  You guys are charismatic.
[02:20:06]  InfoWars.com.
[02:20:08]  Go check out Alex on all of his platforms.
[02:20:11]  Where can people see you anymore?
[02:20:12]  Can't they?
[02:20:13]  Only place to find us is banned.video and infowars.com.
[02:20:16]  We're like in our own world.
[02:20:17]  It's big as it's big.
[02:20:18]  But you can't.
[02:20:19]  It's pro-human.
[02:20:20]  We don't care if you're black, white, old, young.
[02:20:22]  You love freedom.
[02:20:23]  We love you.
[02:20:24]  We don't give a shit about any of the bullshit.
[02:20:26]  No YouTube, no anyone.
[02:20:28]  No, we got our own platforms.
[02:20:29]  Did you get bigger when you got banned?
[02:20:33]  I don't know.
[02:20:39]  No, man, we had like billions of views every month.
[02:20:41]  Yeah.
[02:20:42]  Like, it was like crazy.
[02:20:43]  That's why they came after us.
[02:20:44]  But no, our hardcore listeners are great.
[02:20:46]  I don't care about being big.
[02:20:47]  I just want to be real.
[02:20:49]  Like, I'm literally wanting everybody to do good.
[02:20:50]  I'm not against anybody.
[02:20:51]  I don't care.
[02:20:53]  Everybody do great.
[02:20:54]  We can do anything.
[02:20:57]  Last question.
[02:20:59]  You know how charismatic you are.
[02:21:02]  Do you?
[02:21:03]  No, you are.
[02:21:05]  Do you feel that you can say anything because you know that you can charm your way out of it?
[02:21:11]  No.
[02:21:11]  No, I've had my ass beat over that.
[02:21:14]  Did you ever think that?
[02:21:15]  No, I never did.
[02:21:16]  I never knew how big I was.
[02:21:17]  Let me tell you, I didn't know 10 years ago.
[02:21:19]  We were like huge, man.
[02:21:20]  I didn't know.
[02:21:22]  And like, they'd spin everything I say.
[02:21:23]  I would just joke around.
[02:21:25]  They go, Jones said this.
[02:21:26]  Like, you know, I'm like, I did say that.
[02:21:29]  So now my problem is I got to be careful what I say because it's crazy.
[02:21:33]  Yeah, we can tell.
[02:21:34]  Yeah.
[02:21:35]  We can tell through this pod.
[02:21:37]  Very careful and calculated, Alex.
[02:21:41]  It's been very calculated.
[02:21:43]  No, but it's been like, I won't say, I mean, I won't say a lot of stuff because I can't say it.
[02:21:47]  Yeah.
[02:21:48]  Like they spin it.
[02:21:49]  If I say what somebody else said, they'll cut that out and say, I said that.
[02:21:53]  Yeah.
[02:21:53]  Like if I like quote Hitler, they'll go, Jones, Jones said this.
[02:21:56]  Yeah.
[02:21:56]  If I quote Stalin, they go, Jones said this.
[02:21:59]  Yeah, those are odd people to be quoting, but I see what you're saying.
[02:22:01]  I see what you're saying.
[02:22:02]  No, I should be.
[02:22:03]  No, no, no.
[02:22:04]  Those are bad people.
[02:22:05]  They should be on quoting them.
[02:22:06]  Right.
[02:22:06]  Right.
[02:22:07]  Yeah.
[02:22:07]  Yeah.
[02:22:08]  I think what gets frustrating.
[02:22:09]  Get over and set my lab.
[02:22:11]  Again, dog.
[02:22:14]  Come on.
[02:22:14]  I think what gets frustrating is knowing that when you get taken out of context, you get the highest penalty that the law can provide.
[02:22:25]  And that when your contemporaries get taken out of context, that doesn't happen to them.
[02:22:31]  That must be frustrating.
[02:22:33]  It is because I still can't control myself.
[02:22:37]  But I'm like, I say crazy shit.
[02:22:40]  They go, Jones says this.
[02:22:41]  It's like all, they don't just take one thing.

=== Trusting Your Kratom Source (03:12) ===

[02:22:43]  Like they take this and they do that.
[02:22:44]  They do this.
[02:22:45]  It's like, I didn't say that.
[02:22:47]  Yeah, but you make it easy.
[02:22:49]  You make it easy.
[02:22:50]  You do make it easy.
[02:22:51]  No, but I go like, I love Bill Gates.
[02:22:53]  I love Hitler.
[02:22:54]  Yeah.
[02:22:54]  I don't actually love Hitler.
[02:22:55]  Yeah.
[02:22:56]  It's a joke.
[02:22:57]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:22:57]  That, oh, so you were saying is they don't even understand the sarcasm.
[02:23:01]  No, it's you know what?
[02:23:02]  That's why the gay jokes are so funny because we know it's sarcastic.
[02:23:06]  And that proves that.
[02:23:07]  But if you say some wild, yeah, exactly.
[02:23:09]  But if you say some wild shit, there's nothing you're like, yeah, Bill Gates has babies in his closet.
[02:23:13]  People are like, oh, shit, does he?
[02:23:15]  We got to go check out.
[02:23:16]  As a news guy or as somebody who puts infowars.com, it can't be dangerous.
[02:23:20]  Does it come across?
[02:23:21]  You know what sounds really funny?
[02:23:23]  This is like a really funny thing.
[02:23:24]  Like, dude, this pizza place is a pedophile.
[02:23:27]  Like, that is hilarious.
[02:23:28]  When are you going to eat?
[02:23:31]  Soon.
[02:23:32]  We're coming on InfoWars when we come.
[02:23:34]  We're going to get jet boats.
[02:23:36]  Okay.
[02:23:36]  This all sounds great.
[02:23:37]  Lake Travis.
[02:23:38]  I'm not going to survive.
[02:23:39]  You know about Lake Travis?
[02:23:40]  Yeah, dude.
[02:23:41]  We're going to be jet boats, 200 miles an hour.
[02:23:44]  Joe Rogan's going to be the perfect.
[02:23:48]  You know about Joe.
[02:23:52]  Interdimensional being, dude.
[02:23:53]  No, he's a great guy.
[02:23:56]  All right, guys.
[02:23:56]  This has been an episode of 30.
[02:23:57]  Thank you, brother.
[02:23:58]  This is Alex Jones.
[02:23:59]  Good job.
[02:23:59]  Thank you for coming on, man.
[02:24:00]  Be good, Pete.
[02:24:01]  I'm going to make you guys an interview after.
[02:24:03]  All right.
[02:24:03]  Good job, these guys.
[02:24:04]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second.
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=== Person-to-Person Interaction (15:32) ===

[02:25:56]  That was wild.
[02:25:59]  That was wild.
[02:26:00]  We got Dove the Truffle in the Alex Jones' share.
[02:26:03]  That's forever, the Alex Jones share.
[02:26:05]  We've been trying not to talk to each other after the interview because we want to save these reactions.
[02:26:11]  But I think the reaction we all had is that guy was unbelievably charismatic.
[02:26:16]  Unreal.
[02:26:17]  So, Al, you came in here skeptical.
[02:26:20]  One over.
[02:26:22]  Yeah, sort of.
[02:26:23]  Based on the information you have now, you could go read something that he said that was super fucked up, and then maybe you could be swayed.
[02:26:29]  But like person-to-person interaction.
[02:26:31]  Him as a man.
[02:26:32]  We all know I didn't, I wasn't fully comfortable with this, but I was like, all right, it's good content.
[02:26:37]  Look pretty cool.
[02:26:37]  I'm not above selling out.
[02:26:39]  Immediately when I saw him, him as a man, I was like, all right.
[02:26:42]  You know, it's interesting.
[02:26:43]  Also, he was shorter than I thought.
[02:26:45]  And I think he might even be shorter than me, maybe.
[02:26:47]  And I found that disarming.
[02:26:49]  Stop it.
[02:26:50]  He's a short guy.
[02:26:51]  Stop it.
[02:26:52]  But you don't got a trash dude.
[02:26:53]  He just left you down in his lap.
[02:26:54]  He was like a fucking doll.
[02:26:55]  He was tall enough to go send his dick.
[02:26:59]  I didn't say he didn't have a big dick.
[02:27:02]  But unbelievably charismatic.
[02:27:04]  Funny as fuck.
[02:27:06]  Like natural comedic instincts.
[02:27:10]  And like leans into what is funny, leans into what is rewarded.
[02:27:13]  Like just keeps hitting it.
[02:27:15]  And pretty intelligent.
[02:27:16]  My only thing is, you know, I was bringing this up to you.
[02:27:18]  I just wish he was more precise.
[02:27:20]  But there's nothing funny about precise is what's so fucking funny about him.
[02:27:24]  Yeah.
[02:27:24]  I wish that, and he even said it.
[02:27:26]  He's like, do you wish that your audience didn't listen to everything you said?
[02:27:30]  Like, didn't take everything you said seriously?
[02:27:33]  And he's like, yeah.
[02:27:34]  And I wish that too.
[02:27:35]  Like, if we just viewed him as this really interesting, hyperbolic human being, maybe he'd have a much better, much more fair shake in the media.
[02:27:44]  But because people are looking at what he says and like looking at every single thing as fact, like if you took everything you said here as fact, that's a crazy motherfucker.
[02:27:52]  Oh, yeah.
[02:27:52]  I couldn't even follow.
[02:27:53]  I would zone out halfway through so much shit.
[02:27:55]  I'm like, I don't know what's happening.
[02:27:56]  I wasn't even talking about that.
[02:27:57]  You'd be his wife, bro.
[02:28:00]  That's mad.
[02:28:01]  That's the most real thing he said.
[02:28:03]  He kept looking at me at his circle.
[02:28:05]  I was like, what's going on?
[02:28:06]  Are we still kidding?
[02:28:07]  I think if you look at him as a comedian, though, all jokes aside, it's like, oh, this guy's funny.
[02:28:10]  If he's, he's like a perfect part of this podcast.
[02:28:14]  If he was a comic that was really into conspiracy shit, you'd be like, oh, this is the funniest guy on the planet.
[02:28:19]  He's so funny.
[02:28:20]  Yeah.
[02:28:20]  The only issue is that he just presents himself as truth.
[02:28:23]  Like Brock Josh was saying, what we brought up to him is like, InfoWars, I just want to be real.
[02:28:27]  Like, I truly think that he feels that, but I think that there's a disconnect with how he presents himself and how he truly operates.
[02:28:32]  And both are fine, but they're just incongruent.
[02:28:34]  Well, to be honest, what he says is funnier when you believe he believes it.
[02:28:38]  If you know everything he's saying, dude, being a comedian is the hardest thing in the world to be funny.
[02:28:42]  Because once you say, I'm the funny guy, everything you say that's funny becomes a little less funny.
[02:28:47]  When you're like, I'm the serious guy, if you say anything funny, it's like, oh my God, that was absolutely hilarious.
[02:28:52]  You're serious.
[02:28:53]  Why are you being funny?
[02:28:54]  So it lowers the bar for what could be funny, but he's funny enough to have a high bar.
[02:29:00]  I think so.
[02:29:00]  He could say, I'm the comedian guy, and then say the crazy shit.
[02:29:03]  Prince Charles lives in Dr. Andracol's house.
[02:29:07]  Not as funny if I know he just comes in and just says whatever.
[02:29:10]  It's not as funny.
[02:29:11]  You'd think.
[02:29:12]  But if he's giving you news.
[02:29:13]  He still pulls it off.
[02:29:14]  I think he could pull it off.
[02:29:16]  To me, I think he believes this shit.
[02:29:18]  Yeah.
[02:29:19]  But it's the bigger problem is that it's like if he was a comedian, like no one's going after hearing your bit and acting on the things that you're saying.
[02:29:25]  He's got a lot of followers.
[02:29:30]  No, you put me online.
[02:29:31]  Why are you talking right now?
[02:29:32]  I'm going to be on camera the whole time.
[02:29:34]  I have no clue.
[02:29:36]  That's fine.
[02:29:36]  Okay, no, I'm just joking, Truffle.
[02:29:37]  No, but you know what I mean.
[02:29:38]  You know, Truffle's famous now, right?
[02:29:39]  Some guys noticed the Truffle.
[02:29:41]  Got notice.
[02:29:41]  While he was on a date while he was on the date.
[02:29:44]  Oh, shit.
[02:29:45]  The Truffle has fans, dude.
[02:29:46]  And they called him the Truffle.
[02:29:49]  Did they not?
[02:29:50]  No, that is your name.
[02:29:51]  Did it?
[02:29:52]  As long as it's a Truffle dog, not a Truffle pig, which was rooted in actually hunt truffles for everyone listening.
[02:29:58]  Top pigs.
[02:29:59]  No.
[02:29:59]  Okay, so you won over.
[02:30:02]  In this, I'm not going to make it, you know, defend him for anything he's done or if he.
[02:30:07]  No, no, just take this moment in and of itself.
[02:30:09]  That's why I'm on camera right now.
[02:30:11]  I was like, oh, it's kind of funny and kind of person to person.
[02:30:14]  The IBM and the Holocaust bit is actually factual.
[02:30:18]  We're going to make a movie on that, too.
[02:30:20]  But that's how IBM even got propped up.
[02:30:22]  They helped the counting machines that counted the Jews in the Holocaust.
[02:30:26]  You need a machine for that?
[02:30:27]  It was international business machines, but they've already were computers.
[02:30:30]  So they're old versions of computers.
[02:30:33]  And that's how they were so effective at counting and doing the final solution.
[02:30:39]  So you're saying because of the Holocaust, we got not only computers, but like we went to the moon and like.
[02:30:48]  Wow.
[02:30:50]  I'm a bigger fan of Alex than him.
[02:30:53]  Hey, we haven't been back, right?
[02:30:55]  You know why?
[02:30:55]  Never again.
[02:30:58]  Mark, you are probably of us the most conspiratorial.
[02:31:02]  Maybe.
[02:31:02]  Mark asked for an individual picture.
[02:31:04]  Yeah, I've never seen him do that with a guest.
[02:31:06]  Like, never once.
[02:31:07]  He was, hey, yeah, come in here real quick.
[02:31:08]  Like, I saw him separate Alex from us to get a picture.
[02:31:11]  You my friends are the most.
[02:31:12]  You're by far the most conspiratorial, be honest.
[02:31:14]  But I mean, I like the conspiracy.
[02:31:15]  I'm not branding you.
[02:31:16]  I'm just saying you are interested in it.
[02:31:18]  You know the most about it.
[02:31:19]  Yeah.
[02:31:20]  Yeah.
[02:31:21]  You don't become a certain person when I say this, but you have the most curiosity.
[02:31:23]  Yeah, that's true.
[02:31:24]  Yeah.
[02:31:24]  I'm the most curious about conspiracies.
[02:31:25]  There it is.
[02:31:26]  Yeah.
[02:31:26]  You don't maybe don't believe them all, but you have a curiosity.
[02:31:28]  Sure.
[02:31:29]  What was that like for you?
[02:31:31]  And do you, yeah, what was your initial reaction?
[02:31:34]  Yeah, it was cool.
[02:31:35]  Like, I've known and like listened to Alex Jones on and off for a while.
[02:31:38]  And like, I didn't really, I was never like a diehard fan listening to his whole show, but like I've heard like the snippets on YouTube when I was a kid.
[02:31:44]  And I thought he was really fun and like really engaging then.
[02:31:46]  And I still think he's engaging now.
[02:31:47]  But like I said before, I just wish that, I don't know, as someone that thinks conspiracies are interesting and I think there's a lot of truth to specific conspiracies, sometimes his wildness and ability to just like blow up the conspiracies without using any nuance often can discredit all undermines.
[02:32:03]  And so as someone that's like, oh, yeah, the Epstein stuff is really interesting and should be investigated and looked at.
[02:32:07]  And these Hillary emails are really strange and should be given actual credence.
[02:32:10]  Sometimes when people come on with just like so much like energy and like they're so inaccurate, they're like unprecise in their language, it can oftentimes just crazy.
[02:32:20]  I've tried to touch on that with the pullback by 30%.
[02:32:22]  Whatever the percent is, it's arbitrary.
[02:32:23]  But like if he pulled back and like hammered one thing and really fucking knew it, because you'll always say one thing that's not true, at least, and you're like, I don't have to listen to any of this.
[02:32:33]  Well, there's truth to so much of what he says.
[02:32:34]  Yeah, but then there's a one denier if you're a skeptic.
[02:32:37]  But then he has a theoretical cause to that thing.
[02:32:41]  So this thing is true.
[02:32:42]  And the reason this is true and the reason is because of this other thing.
[02:32:45]  And then we don't know if that's the truth.
[02:32:47]  I wonder if that's what actually protects him.
[02:32:50]  Like, if you were to hit on these things that are real and could incriminate these people in power and just say those things and report on those things to millions of people, you don't think they would have gotten his ass out of here by now.
[02:33:03]  Now, I don't know if this is his decision, but if he is a wild boy, so he's going to talk about the prince living in Dracula's castle, but also going to expose pedophiles.
[02:33:17]  Maybe the powers that be that would usually get somebody out of here like this are like, he says so much wrong shit, they're not going to take his right shit that right.
[02:33:25]  Let's let what he says exists in conspiracy territory because it actually is better for us to be labeled a conspiracy instead of news.
[02:33:34]  So maybe his wildness in a weird way is like his cocoon.
[02:33:37]  It like protects him from the powers that be actually murking that dude.
[02:33:41]  Right.
[02:33:41]  So perhaps it protects him, but at the cost of general conspiracy investigation at large.
[02:33:45]  Yes, which sucks.
[02:33:46]  And that's again the issue with InfoWars.
[02:33:49]  That's where I think both of us are like, yo, just if he's a comedian, holy fuck.
[02:33:54]  Even if we think he believes it, or even if he does believe it, but he's doing it as like, hey, I'm a comedian who believes some crazy shit, but I'm a comedian.
[02:34:00]  Yeah.
[02:34:00]  It's just a different thing.
[02:34:02]  Yeah.
[02:34:02]  Even the interdimensional stuff, like, I don't know why I was buying it.
[02:34:05]  I was like, yeah.
[02:34:06]  And that is how you talk to them.
[02:34:07]  You got to feed it.
[02:34:08]  I couldn't even like.
[02:34:09]  I was zoning out.
[02:34:11]  No, I try, whenever I hear conspiracies, I go, let me assume these things are true.
[02:34:17]  Like, I'm not going through it like I'm going to rip apart and shred every argument.
[02:34:21]  I'm going, let me assume these things are true.
[02:34:22]  Let's see if it adds up.
[02:34:24]  And if there's a massive gap, then maybe I'm going to connect.
[02:34:26]  It's like a logic thing where like the theory is like valid, but it's not sound.
[02:34:30]  You know what I mean?
[02:34:31]  Like, it's like logical.
[02:34:33]  All the pieces add up.
[02:34:33]  Like, in a way, a fictional book, like, there's no loopholes in a great fictional book.
[02:34:37]  However, the book in its premise is well said.
[02:34:40]  And so if the premises are true, then of course the theory holds up.
[02:34:43]  But that's the thing that we're disputing that oftentimes doesn't get touched on.
[02:34:46]  Yeah.
[02:34:46]  Yeah.
[02:34:47]  It was fun.
[02:34:48]  But it was cool to talk to him because you see how a guy gets that popular.
[02:34:51]  And they don't get that popular simply by saying bullshit.
[02:34:53]  They get that popular by being wildly charismatic.
[02:34:56]  Yeah.
[02:34:57]  And also maybe saying some things that are bullshit.
[02:35:00]  And also being a hard worker.
[02:35:01]  Like, I'll give that to him.
[02:35:02]  Like, he's been in the game for two decades, broadcasting four hours a day for years.
[02:35:08]  He's probably digesting an absurd amount of information.
[02:35:10]  Yeah.
[02:35:11]  So.
[02:35:11]  But yeah, it was a cool experience.
[02:35:14]  It was a cool experience.
[02:35:15]  And if you're watching and you're listening to the podcast and you're like, wow, I was entertained by that guy.
[02:35:19]  Yeah, that's how you get that famous.
[02:35:21]  That's how you become a voice.
[02:35:25]  I mean, some people might consider him some sort of like informational terrorist, but also he is an undeniable voice for the last maybe two or three decades, right?
[02:35:35]  I like the fact that he kept coming back to positivity and non-racial shit.
[02:35:40]  Yeah.
[02:35:41]  I can see that's actually a cornerstone in how he looks at the world.
[02:35:45]  Interesting.
[02:35:46]  And I like that.
[02:35:47]  Yeah.
[02:35:47]  That's kind of how I look at the world.
[02:35:49]  At the end of the day, I just want people to be positive.
[02:35:51]  Let's all love each other and let's stop with this racial divide.
[02:35:53]  And like, even though he says the wildest shit, it still kind of comes back to, at the end of the day, I just want everybody to be happy and be good.
[02:36:00]  I think he's got a good heart.
[02:36:01]  Yeah.
[02:36:01]  I do think that he's like, I thought some of that, I think he believes that.
[02:36:04]  I thought some of that he was saying is like a blanket or like a cover.
[02:36:08]  It could be.
[02:36:08]  At the end of the day, I just want people to be good people.
[02:36:10]  So now when you say wild shit, it's like, yeah, but at the end of the day, I just be good people.
[02:36:13]  So that's kind of how I took it, but I don't think he doesn't believe that.
[02:36:16]  Yeah, I hate no dates, but be good people.
[02:36:18]  Yeah.
[02:36:18]  Yeah.
[02:36:19]  But if you also look at what he's calling out, it's bad people.
[02:36:22]  Yeah.
[02:36:22]  Yeah.
[02:36:23]  Or so he believes.
[02:36:24]  Or so he believes.
[02:36:25]  Fair enough.
[02:36:25]  Which is important.
[02:36:26]  Allegedly bad people.
[02:36:27]  Yeah, I was like, he's going to come after Israel Messiah.
[02:36:29]  I'm like, motherfucker.
[02:36:30]  Oh, that was above them.
[02:36:31]  All right.
[02:36:34]  But also a little part of you was like, man, someone's above us?
[02:36:39]  Yeah, man.
[02:36:40]  I don't know.
[02:36:41]  I thought it was a really cool experience.
[02:36:43]  That's the only tricky thing is the charisma because it's that same charisma that gets people sucked in and they like him so much that they believe everything he says.
[02:36:48]  And that's where it's dangerous.
[02:36:49]  So I was so impressed.
[02:36:50]  And he got what we were doing right away, that we were having fun.
[02:36:53]  We're being funny.
[02:36:54]  And that's the trick with him.
[02:36:55]  If you're not smart and if you're not funny, you don't.
[02:36:57]  Or charismatic, you don't get it.
[02:36:59]  Before when I was outside, I was like, listen, this is, we're not doing a gotcha podcast.
[02:37:04]  Right.
[02:37:04]  Like, we have fun on this podcast.
[02:37:06]  We are flagrant.
[02:37:07]  You're a flagrant ass dude.
[02:37:09]  Like, we're here to have fun.
[02:37:10]  Right.
[02:37:10]  Because I just didn't want him to come in defensive, especially when we started.
[02:37:13]  That was my fear.
[02:37:14]  I didn't know.
[02:37:14]  I was like, how do you approach?
[02:37:15]  Because, like, I don't want to call him on shit.
[02:37:17]  I know he's going to be so good at arguing.
[02:37:19]  I'm not going to win.
[02:37:19]  But I thought that we were fair.
[02:37:21]  Even when it came to the Sandy Hook thing, I thought that we were like, yo, like you fucked up.
[02:37:26]  And then he was like, well, half fucked up.
[02:37:28]  No, no.
[02:37:28]  Yeah.
[02:37:29]  You full fucked up.
[02:37:30]  Yeah.
[02:37:30]  You own that.
[02:37:32]  Okay.
[02:37:32]  We can continue to move on.
[02:37:34]  I just wonder what happens to reality when you exist in a world where you believe so many things and they kind of end up being true that are surreal.
[02:37:43]  Or partial truths.
[02:37:44]  Epstein having like a pedophile ring isn't a partial truth.
[02:37:48]  It's real, right?
[02:37:49]  And like he's protected by all these powerful people.
[02:37:51]  That's real.
[02:37:52]  So once you start believing that that could happen, what are the other things you got to be addictive too?
[02:37:57]  Because think of the high you got when you write about an Epstein pedophile ring and now I'm chasing the next great truth.
[02:38:03]  Right.
[02:38:03]  Yeah.
[02:38:03]  But EC connect you with interdimensional beings.
[02:38:05]  That's yet to be determined.
[02:38:07]  Exactly.
[02:38:08]  Dude, if you're believing in interdimensional beings, like crisis actors, that's a hard word for me to say, Dude.
[02:38:15]  Crisis actors don't seem like the craziest thing you believed that day.
[02:38:20]  Like I'm trying to wrap my head around it because I think for most people, it is the most preposterous and like evil thing to believe.
[02:38:27]  So I'm trying to go, how could you subject yourself to that line of logic?
[02:38:31]  And like once you see all the other stuff that he 100% believes, you're like, oh, I could see how people could be so cruel to believe it.
[02:38:37]  That's why I wish he answered my question.
[02:38:39]  Like he sees this stuff on a daily basis.
[02:38:41]  I was so curious.
[02:38:43]  What does he see when he's on ayahuasca?
[02:38:44]  Where he's like, that's how they tap into removing the veil from your brain and seeing all that extra shit.
[02:38:50]  Like, what do you see then?
[02:38:51]  I bet you shouldn't do ayahuasca.
[02:38:53]  No, he said he did.
[02:38:54]  He said he tried it.
[02:38:56]  He said, I've done a lot of shit.
[02:38:57]  So it wasn't a clear answer.
[02:38:59]  It's a non-answer.
[02:39:00]  Now I'm a little skeptical of motherfuckers that do ayahuasca.
[02:39:04]  You know what you're trying to get in touch with, fam?
[02:39:07]  I wanted to do it for that same reason because people say it's like an out-of-body experience.
[02:39:13]  Like you see yourself, you're outside of your body looking at yourself and you see like the universe and answers questions about the universe in ways that we just can't understand.
[02:39:21]  So I guess I wonder now, like people that are listening, how should they approach Alex Jones and like how, if they're interested in listening to him, should they jump in?
[02:39:31]  Like, what's the healthiest way to approach it?
[02:39:33]  I approach Alex Jones in the same way that I approach a comic, where I go, this is an interesting premise.
[02:39:40]  There's some truth to the premise or the feeling behind the premise.
[02:39:45]  But, and I might research it and kind of look into it.
[02:39:49]  But at the same time, I'm not taking it for face value as this is fact.
[02:39:53]  So that's how I kind of look at a guy like that.
[02:39:55]  Like, if he tells me 9-11 is an inside job, I'm like, okay, let me look into this and see what it is.
[02:40:00]  But I'm not going, it's 100% fact.
[02:40:03]  So I know that's just how I go.
[02:40:06]  How about you guys?
[02:40:07]  Yeah.
[02:40:08]  I don't know.
[02:40:09]  I feel like he's, I would like him best on something like this, where it's like, all right, we're not trying to be serious.
[02:40:16]  And then you can just see the light side of him, which is like kind of fun or whatever.
[02:40:19]  But if it's InfoWars and these are facts, my brain checks out quickly.
[02:40:23]  And maybe it's like a defense mechanism where I'm afraid, like, I won't be smart enough to follow or something.
[02:40:27]  But usually the second I'm like, kind of like, oh, I detect a little, I'm out.
[02:40:31]  Yeah.
[02:40:31]  My brain just shuts off.
[02:40:32]  And it might be my own insecurity being like, well, who knows what's going to happen here?
[02:40:36]  So, but like, that's how I look at it.
[02:40:38]  Put him on Flagrant 2.
[02:40:39]  He's great.
[02:40:40]  We're having fun.
[02:40:40]  He's lighthearted.
[02:40:42]  Gay jokes is just hilarious for somebody that fucking Texan.
[02:40:44]  You know what I mean?
[02:40:45]  Right.
[02:40:46]  Kept going.
[02:40:47]  And, Dev, what do you think, man?
[02:40:49]  In this context, it works.
[02:40:51]  Him behind an InfoWars desk.
[02:40:53]  A news desk.
[02:40:53]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:40:54]  That means that people, he's giving and they're receiving, and you got to take and absorb.
[02:40:58]  And then, have you seen him like cut to them out of nowhere in these ads?
[02:41:01]  And just, I mean, he knows how to keep the train moving.
[02:41:04]  Oh, he's great at it.
[02:41:05]  So, um, yeah, I'm curious what the listeners think.
[02:41:07]  I'm sure there's some people that would be upset.
[02:41:09]  I'm sure there's some people that'd be one over.
[02:41:10]  I'm sure there are some people who just be completely entertained, but it's like neutral.
[02:41:14]  But yeah, I would obviously have him back.
[02:41:18]  It's hard for me to see without the reaction.
[02:41:21]  And like, I'm sure there's people out there that know way more of the things that he said that are horrendous.

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[02:41:35]  So, based on my interaction with him, he's a fucking fun hang, dude.
[02:41:40]  He's a fun hang.
[02:41:42]  I don't know what else to tell you outside of that.
[02:41:44]  That's pretty tough to dispute.
[02:41:45]  I think anyone listening could hang out with him and be like, oh, yeah, this is a great time.
[02:41:48]  You might hate him, but you're like, just talk while I'm around.
[02:41:53]  Do you know what I mean?
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