Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Coke Telling Employees to "Be Less White" is SUPER WHITE
Aired: 2021-02-26
Duration: 17:33


=== Coca-Cola's Racist Branding (08:44) ===

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[00:00:25]  Man, there's some Coca-Cola shit about not being white.
[00:00:27]  Does anybody know what the fuck that is?
[00:00:28]  So I, yeah, I just saw this article on my way here in the Uber, God bless Uber.
[00:00:33]  But they had some diversity training on LinkedIn.
[00:00:36]  And the idea is to help people be more open-minded or whatever.
[00:00:40]  But the branding of it was be less white.
[00:00:43]  And what the fuck are you doing?
[00:00:45]  But what do they mean by that?
[00:00:46]  What type of don't be racist?
[00:00:48]  Don't be this.
[00:00:48]  They're saying like, hey, check your biases, but the way they branded it to try to be like funny, I guess, was be less white, which is really ironic because your whole point is to tell people to be mindful of how they make others feel.
[00:01:02]  So it's assuming white people are racist.
[00:01:04]  It does.
[00:01:05]  Are they attributing qualities to whiteness?
[00:01:08]  I guess that sentence does.
[00:01:10]  But what they're trying, they're just trying to make a joke about like, hey, sometimes as a majority, you might be, you know, blind to certain things that you make minorities feel, whatever.
[00:01:18]  I think that's what they were trying to do.
[00:01:20]  But the way they tried to be cute and funny about it, which is like a liberal trope also, is just be less white.
[00:01:27]  And it's like, bruh, what do you, is he real?
[00:01:29]  I don't know, though.
[00:01:30]  Like, I don't know if it's playful because it's coming from Robin DiAngelo.
[00:01:34]  Who's that?
[00:01:35]  That's the woman that wrote white fragility.
[00:01:38]  Have you ever heard of this book?
[00:01:39]  I've heard the term, but I don't know anything about it.
[00:01:41]  It was like this book that spurred a lot of the woke movement.
[00:01:44]  Yeah.
[00:01:44]  And basically the book is like, if you're white, you are inherently racist.
[00:01:48]  Yeah.
[00:01:48]  It's like this short summary of it, which like...
[00:01:50]  Are we all inherently racist?
[00:01:52]  There's like debate to it, but it's like, yeah, like you've benefited from racial society, blah, blah, blah.
[00:01:56]  It's this whole nuance.
[00:01:57]  Is benefiting from race racist?
[00:02:01]  But it's like you're complicit in racism if you don't fight against it.
[00:02:05]  So are we all complicit in American imperialism?
[00:02:08]  We're all imperialists.
[00:02:09]  We're all fucking shitting on poor people just because we live in America.
[00:02:13]  So even minorities here, you should apologize.
[00:02:15]  But everybody in poor people.
[00:02:16]  But being complicit, I don't know if that makes you racist.
[00:02:19]  But that's what she's in.
[00:02:20]  Yeah, Robin D'Angelo would say, like, but the fact that you're white in a white supremac society.
[00:02:25]  That's a fire names.
[00:02:27]  Robin DiAngelo, bro.
[00:02:29]  She got a singer or some shit.
[00:02:30]  Is that her real name?
[00:02:31]  Robin D'Angelo?
[00:02:33]  It's a pseudonym.
[00:02:33]  That's fire, right?
[00:02:34]  It's got to be a psychology.
[00:02:35]  Fuck yeah.
[00:02:36]  Is she bad?
[00:02:37]  I'd like to show her some white fragility.
[00:02:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:02:41]  You want to see some white fragility?
[00:02:43]  Whatever.
[00:02:44]  I'll show you some alt-right fragility, bro.
[00:02:47]  Nah, okay, go on.
[00:02:48]  But yeah, basically, she's just like, yeah, like being white in America, you've benefited from racism.
[00:02:54]  And if you don't fight back against racism, like you're racist and you're complicit in it.
[00:02:58]  Yeah, we did benefit from racism.
[00:02:59]  Yeah.
[00:03:00]  I don't think anybody pushed back on that.
[00:03:01]  That's the thing.
[00:03:02]  And it's been lit.
[00:03:04]  Yeah.
[00:03:04]  And I get this sound like some black fragility to me, bro.
[00:03:09]  That's more black fragility.
[00:03:11]  I see what she was.
[00:03:11]  She was trying to achosh it.
[00:03:13]  She was trying to Honda accord it.
[00:03:14]  Yeah.
[00:03:15]  So she had to point.
[00:03:17]  She leaning in.
[00:03:18]  She's like, you guys are fragile.
[00:03:19]  Just so white people be like, no, we're not.
[00:03:21]  And then she'd be like, see?
[00:03:22]  See how fragile y'all are?
[00:03:24]  Watch you get upset about this shit.
[00:03:25]  You're friend.
[00:03:26]  That's a brilliant name for a book.
[00:03:27]  White people react.
[00:03:28]  She's basically saying white people react really badly to things.
[00:03:31]  And then she says some racist ass shit about white people.
[00:03:34]  And if they react badly, she just goes to say, see?
[00:03:37]  White fragility.
[00:03:38]  This is brilliant.
[00:03:40]  So that's the thing.
[00:03:40]  She has some good points and like there's some interesting things to her argument, but the way it's branded is be less white.
[00:03:46]  And then she is hired by Koch to give a diversity training.
[00:03:49]  Right.
[00:03:50]  Goes in and goes, be less white.
[00:03:52]  And so in her slideshow, it's like, to be less white means to be less suppressive, less arrogant, less certain, less defensive, less ignorant.
[00:03:59]  Like, believe people, break solidarity.
[00:04:02]  Break.
[00:04:03]  Yeah, I guess Coke.
[00:04:05]  You just hired her kind of ignorantly, I guess.
[00:04:07]  Like, oh, she's a big name.
[00:04:08]  Let's throw some money at her.
[00:04:09]  Yeah.
[00:04:10]  My issue isn't with Coke.
[00:04:11]  If anything, it's with her.
[00:04:12]  And to be honest, it's just branding.
[00:04:13]  Kind of, to Schultz's point.
[00:04:15]  You know what this shit is?
[00:04:16]  Coke is tired of making them zero calorie drinks, bro.
[00:04:19]  They trying to find tricky ways to take the calories out of the drinks.
[00:04:22]  They know black people don't give a fuck about Coke Zero.
[00:04:25]  Coke, no Splenda, Coke, whatever.
[00:04:28]  Black people just go, let me get Coca-Cola, please.
[00:04:31]  Black people don't drink Coke.
[00:04:32]  Yeah, they do.
[00:04:33]  They drink Sprite, dog.
[00:04:34]  White things.
[00:04:35]  Bright.
[00:04:35]  White people go.
[00:04:36]  Who owns Sprite?
[00:04:39]  So?
[00:04:40]  Say about shit.
[00:04:41]  We're talking about Coke.
[00:04:42]  We're talking about diet beverages.
[00:04:44]  Coca-Cola is tired getting the fucking sugar out of these beverages for these white bitches, okay?
[00:04:49]  Like me, I love a diet of Coca-Cola, bro.
[00:04:52]  I'm a white bitch.
[00:04:54]  Me too.
[00:04:56]  I'm just fired over, right?
[00:04:57]  It's the best.
[00:04:58]  I'm saying they're tired of it.
[00:05:00]  Like, we're literally squeezing them every single day.
[00:05:02]  Take the aspartain out.
[00:05:04]  Bitches found out about aspartain, Coca-Cola over there in the lab.
[00:05:07]  Like, oh, my God.
[00:05:09]  You're killing us over here.
[00:05:10]  We can't do it.
[00:05:10]  They're having TV and soda.
[00:05:12]  It's soft TV.
[00:05:13]  They keep inventing new sugar.
[00:05:16]  It's just sugar.
[00:05:17]  Monk fruit.
[00:05:18]  What the fuck is a monk fruit?
[00:05:19]  That shit tastes sour.
[00:05:20]  Really?
[00:05:21]  I don't like a monk fruit.
[00:05:22]  I had a friend of mine making a cereal out of monk fruit.
[00:05:24]  I said, I will not invest.
[00:05:26]  I will not invest.
[00:05:28]  I wouldn't do it.
[00:05:29]  But they keep on doing it because we keep on forcing them to get back in the lab because we found out you're just giving us bullshit sugar that gives us cancer.
[00:05:35]  Black people don't give a fuck about that.
[00:05:36]  Black people don't do diet beverages.
[00:05:38]  Am I wrong about that?
[00:05:39]  They don't, but they don't do Coke.
[00:05:42]  Tell you what?
[00:05:42]  They don't do Coca-Cola.
[00:05:43]  Like black people.
[00:05:44]  Black people do Coca-Cola, bro.
[00:05:45]  I drink Coca-Cola.
[00:05:46]  Yes.
[00:05:46]  You go and say, can I have a Pepsi?
[00:05:49]  You never said that in your whole life.
[00:05:50]  Yes, yes.
[00:05:51]  You never said that in your whole life.
[00:05:52]  I swear to God, I don't drink soda.
[00:05:53]  I don't drink soda personally.
[00:05:54]  Black people will not drink the soda if it's not Pepsi.
[00:05:58]  That's all we have is Coca-Cola.
[00:05:59]  That's wild.
[00:06:00]  Yo, I guarantee you.
[00:06:01]  That's wild.
[00:06:02]  Put this poll on your shit.
[00:06:03]  I guarantee you, black people do not drink Coca-Cola.
[00:06:05]  We don't fuck with Coca-Cola.
[00:06:06]  Okay, I know you're a fucking idiot.
[00:06:07]  Where's Coca-Cola based?
[00:06:09]  Black Santa.
[00:06:10]  Black cat from the country.
[00:06:13]  Black.
[00:06:16]  I had nothing to do with that.
[00:06:18]  I mean, low-P, you kind of right, though.
[00:06:21]  But I wasn't right, Josie.
[00:06:23]  And they don't fuck with Pepsi at all.
[00:06:25]  Try to give Carlos Miller a Pepsi.
[00:06:26]  He'll throw that shit at your face.
[00:06:27]  Throw it right in your face.
[00:06:28]  I've seen them be like, fuck Pepsi.
[00:06:30]  You had the fucking Kendall Jen and Pepsi commercial.
[00:06:33]  They all talk about northern blacks.
[00:06:35]  Nah, bro.
[00:06:36]  See how fucking all of a sudden Al think he's Caribbean?
[00:06:38]  No, you are fucking Dominican now and you like your Pepsi.
[00:06:42]  We don't fuck with that Coca-Cola.
[00:06:44]  We don't fuck with that.
[00:06:45]  Coca-Cola.
[00:06:45]  Coca-Cola sounds mad Spanish though, doesn't it?
[00:06:48]  Coca-Cola.
[00:06:49]  I just, I think that I'm on to something about they're tired of these white bitches and serving them these dietary beverages because it's too hard because white bitches do the Googling.
[00:06:57]  They find out about the fake sugar.
[00:06:59]  They find out the fake sugar is even worse.
[00:07:02]  Google.
[00:07:04]  You about to see that same training at the dairy farms?
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[00:08:29]  Save your life.
[00:08:30]  Now let's get back to the same trade at the dairy farms.
[00:08:35]  Uh-huh.
[00:08:35]  They're tired of this shit.
[00:08:36]  Oat milk killing them.
[00:08:38]  Almond milk killing them.
[00:08:39]  You can't suck milk out of cows, titties, and sell it no more.
[00:08:42]  Do you use regular milk?
[00:08:44]  No.

=== Nicotine Gum Flavors (03:13) ===

[00:08:45]  What am I?
[00:08:45]  An animal?
[00:08:46]  Nope.
[00:08:47]  Mark?
[00:08:48]  Never.
[00:08:48]  Thank you.
[00:08:49]  They are dying right now because these white bitches.
[00:08:51]  White bitches will put you out of business.
[00:08:53]  They really will, though.
[00:08:54]  If they find out your shit is unhealthy or makes them slightly fat, game over for you, bro.
[00:08:59]  Slightly fat is worse than anything.
[00:09:01]  Slightly fat?
[00:09:02]  My God, duck.
[00:09:03]  Yo, that's a good ass.
[00:09:04]  Slightly fat is worse than cancer.
[00:09:06]  Yeah, there's no slightly fat like porn category.
[00:09:08]  No.
[00:09:09]  No slightly fat like modeling things.
[00:09:11]  You know what I mean?
[00:09:12]  Yo, that's what your car is.
[00:09:15]  You got a slightly fat car.
[00:09:17]  I got a BBW.
[00:09:18]  I got a BBW.
[00:09:19]  This shit is slightly fat.
[00:09:20]  I got a BBW.
[00:09:21]  This shit is almost in shape.
[00:09:23]  You like, before you know, it's a Honda Core.
[00:09:24]  You're like, yo, that's kind of fun.
[00:09:26]  Oh, all right.
[00:09:27]  They stepping it up.
[00:09:29]  They stepping it up.
[00:09:31]  Yeah, then you bought it.
[00:09:32]  She does a special edition.
[00:09:33]  You're like, oh, fuck.
[00:09:34]  Oh, your shit is special, bro?
[00:09:35]  Bro, so special.
[00:09:36]  It's got Apple Play.
[00:09:37]  So special.
[00:09:37]  You got Apple Play?
[00:09:38]  Apple Play.
[00:09:40]  Damn, so my bad, yo.
[00:09:41]  What you got holding your little fucking phone in your hand?
[00:09:44]  Honestly, I don't know.
[00:09:45]  I'm doing GPS right in my phone.
[00:09:47]  I don't even like going into the dashboard with that shit.
[00:09:49]  They got a dial on the dashboard that I got to hit some things with.
[00:09:52]  Don't use it.
[00:09:54]  My Bluetooth sometimes connects, sometimes it doesn't.
[00:09:56]  Sometimes I'm just in the car like this, like a polarity with a boot box.
[00:10:03]  Lean into it, though.
[00:10:03]  Don't let these Miami motherfuckers shame you.
[00:10:05]  Son, I feel good about my ex.
[00:10:09]  Yo, I'm coming through.
[00:10:11]  All right.
[00:10:12]  But yeah, I think we got to the bottom of that Coca-Cola shit.
[00:10:18]  I think you were right, though.
[00:10:19]  Like, I think Coca-Cola probably didn't do all the research.
[00:10:22]  Oh, they did.
[00:10:22]  Hey, she got a big name.
[00:10:23]  Let's throw some money out.
[00:10:24]  She's at the forefront in racial diversity education.
[00:10:26]  And they're like, we'll just get the person that is the forefront.
[00:10:29]  Yo, you want to know some real shit?
[00:10:31]  This is.
[00:10:32]  Ha, here we go.
[00:10:33]  You know how you always hear people saying, this is why we need people of color in the decision-making positions in corporations.
[00:10:42]  Right?
[00:10:43]  If they had people of color in the decision-making positions, they would know who this bitch is.
[00:10:50]  Also, wait, real quick, Robin D'Angelo is a white woman.
[00:10:53]  Wait, what?
[00:10:53]  Yeah.
[00:10:54]  Oh, my God.
[00:10:56]  Oh, my.
[00:10:57]  Oh, y'all didn't know that.
[00:10:59]  I should have clarified.
[00:11:00]  This bitch.
[00:11:01]  She got so funny.
[00:11:02]  Son, if she don't got the blackest fucking name, what I've done.
[00:11:05]  That's my fake ass name.
[00:11:07]  I know it's a fake ass name.
[00:11:08]  That's the only way she'd get away with it.
[00:11:10]  Oh, Dola's all-ass name.
[00:11:11]  I know that shit.
[00:11:12]  I sniffed that shit out.
[00:11:13]  Fuck out of here.
[00:11:15]  That's why I asked first question.
[00:11:16]  Is that a real name?
[00:11:17]  This shit is too black.
[00:11:18]  Get a picture of her.
[00:11:19]  Robin D'Angelo.
[00:11:20]  D'Angelo?
[00:11:21]  Is this this skinny white bitch sometimes you see on like Twitter popping up going viral every once in a while where she asks the people in the room like Tommy Laren?
[00:11:27]  No.
[00:11:28]  Nah, there's some white lady who's like, how many people in this room that are white would give up their white skin to be black?
[00:11:35]  No one raised their hand.
[00:11:36]  I know who you're talking about.
[00:11:36]  Dr. Some shit.
[00:11:37]  Yeah, that's someone else, though.
[00:11:39]  Man, whatever.
[00:11:39]  Yeah, you don't raise your hand because that shit is a setup.
[00:11:42]  Yeah.
[00:11:42]  She also asking that shit in like a, you know, fucking, what is it, an auditorium?
[00:11:47]  Oh, here go this bitch.
[00:11:49]  Oh, here we go.
[00:11:50]  This oat milk bitch right here.
[00:11:52]  This is the reason we all drink oat milk.
[00:11:53]  That's facts.
[00:11:54]  Googling ass bitch.
[00:11:55]  Yep.
[00:11:56]  I'm just saying, you got to ask that question in different settings.

=== Soccer Strategy Fails (03:07) ===

[00:11:58]  You can't use that as like your one marker.
[00:12:00]  Like all these fucking nerds in some like, you know, intellectual, actually pseudo-intellectual setting.
[00:12:06]  Yeah.
[00:12:06]  Like, would you rather be white or would you rather be black or something?
[00:12:09]  Like, they don't want to say they'd rather be black.
[00:12:11]  Yeah, but they've never been like waiting six games to get on to a five-on-five and you keep getting skipped.
[00:12:17]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:18]  Like, you keep getting skipped over and over.
[00:12:20]  You keep going to every different team, go, yo, you got five?
[00:12:22]  Now, yeah, we're full.
[00:12:23]  We're full.
[00:12:24]  In that moment, you might feel different.
[00:12:27]  And that might.
[00:12:28]  I'm not going to be able to get skin in a heartbeat.
[00:12:29]  Say what?
[00:12:30]  I would trade this skin in a heartbeat.
[00:12:32]  Yeah, in that moment, I'd be on that CE.
[00:12:34]  I'm 6'2.
[00:12:35]  I got bunnies.
[00:12:36]  But this white skin is holding me back.
[00:12:38]  I win six games on a full court.
[00:12:40]  That's white fragility.
[00:12:41]  That's white fragility.
[00:12:43]  On my behalf?
[00:12:44]  Damn.
[00:12:45]  Y'all so fragile as a white guy.
[00:12:47]  Son, if I ever play with black people and actually score it, the whole team is so embarrassed.
[00:12:52]  Oh, they get crazy.
[00:12:53]  They get so mad.
[00:12:54]  Like you're a girl.
[00:12:54]  Like you scored on the table.
[00:12:56]  They ain't like a fucking girl scored on them.
[00:12:58]  Yeah.
[00:12:58]  Yeah.
[00:12:59]  I see you.
[00:13:00]  I can't see you.
[00:13:00]  You're so mad, duck.
[00:13:02]  You're fucked, son.
[00:13:03]  But I got you.
[00:13:04]  I got to give you credit.
[00:13:05]  You're actually nicer than I look like I would be.
[00:13:08]  You're not only nicer than you look like you would be, like, you're good at basketball.
[00:13:11]  For someone who never plays basketball, like, it's shocking how little you play basketball.
[00:13:15]  It's shocking.
[00:13:16]  I remember when we hooped, you were coordinated.
[00:13:18]  It's not like, you know, there's certain people that are on your team.
[00:13:20]  You're like, fuck.
[00:13:21]  Yeah.
[00:13:22]  We're going to have to play around him.
[00:13:23]  Al looking at Mark.
[00:13:25]  Bro, he's hungry.
[00:13:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:13:27]  Mark shoots a basketball, like he's angry at the backboard, bro.
[00:13:31]  Doesn't he?
[00:13:32]  The first shot be hitting the backboard hard.
[00:13:35]  Shot.
[00:13:36]  Real time.
[00:13:37]  Who's been around?
[00:13:38]  That was when I first noticed Mark's ass because he like pokes it out when he shoots.
[00:13:43]  Let's go, bro.
[00:13:44]  No, that's cool.
[00:13:45]  Whoa, we got a damn.
[00:13:47]  I box out.
[00:13:48]  That's how you play.
[00:13:49]  That's where the bunnies are, bro.
[00:13:50]  First box out that you know you're going to miss.
[00:13:52]  So he just starts boxing out right when he shoots.
[00:13:54]  Nah, because my strategy is: okay, I'm not going to make it in the hoop, but I can get it really close.
[00:13:58]  And that's the biggest thing to get it close to.
[00:14:00]  Isn't that the most soccer-ass strategy, bro?
[00:14:03]  He plays soccer with basketball rules.
[00:14:06]  Because isn't that soccer?
[00:14:06]  You just kick it at the goal.
[00:14:08]  It's more hockey.
[00:14:09]  Hockey is you kind of shoot at the goal and then hold it.
[00:14:11]  Rebound goals or deflection or some shit.
[00:14:13]  I assume that's soccer too.
[00:14:14]  Is that soccer a little bit?
[00:14:15]  Nah, you're placing it with the finesse.
[00:14:18]  When you do a corner kick, you actually place in it.
[00:14:20]  Motherfuckers just be kicking.
[00:14:21]  They be kicking, bro.
[00:14:23]  You know how you know they be kicking when they miss?
[00:14:24]  That shit goes so far away.
[00:14:26]  Like, I've never seen a soccer player miss close.
[00:14:29]  That's true.
[00:14:29]  Right?
[00:14:30]  Like, they always kick it hard.
[00:14:31]  It goes a thousand feet into the stands, and then they'd be like, damn.
[00:14:34]  They're not fake angry.
[00:14:35]  Like, that's not exactly what they knew was going to fucking happen.
[00:14:38]  Damn it.
[00:14:38]  Dail some lady in the stands, knocks her out cold.
[00:14:40]  I can't wait till we get stands back for that reason, bro.
[00:14:43]  No, we still have stands.
[00:14:44]  Fans, the stands are still there.
[00:14:50]  So, Al, do you think we need diversity training on Flagrant 2?
[00:14:54]  Oh, absolutely.
[00:14:55]  100%?
[00:14:56]  Absolutely.
[00:14:57]  And how should we, like, who should we hire?
[00:15:00]  I mean, should we hire Bobby D?
[00:15:02]  About all the Browns?
[00:15:03]  Because I don't know shit about them.
[00:15:05]  Yeah.

=== Diversity Training Debate (02:27) ===

[00:15:06]  Man, I'm good.
[00:15:06]  You don't got to know.
[00:15:07]  The blacks.
[00:15:08]  And then TV.
[00:15:09]  I know about the blacks.
[00:15:10]  Nah, y'all don't know about the blacks.
[00:15:12]  Y'all don't know the blacks.
[00:15:14]  I'm going to be honest.
[00:15:14]  This guy alt white.
[00:15:17]  My man is not white.
[00:15:19]  Hold on.
[00:15:19]  I know.
[00:15:20]  He's not all right.
[00:15:21]  He's not all right.
[00:15:22]  He's alt white.
[00:15:23]  He's a different kind of white guy.
[00:15:24]  I'm a different.
[00:15:25]  That's a different kind of white guy.
[00:15:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:15:27]  Maybe just.
[00:15:28]  He be knowing shit.
[00:15:28]  Yeah, but he's like, he knows more about every race outside of maybe black than you.
[00:15:33]  Maybe black.
[00:15:34]  I know just enough to make a bag.
[00:15:36]  You don't even know black people drink Coke.
[00:15:37]  Dumbass.
[00:15:38]  Yeah, dummy.
[00:15:39]  Black people don't drink.
[00:15:40]  Fucking Puerto Rican.
[00:15:42]  It's fucking Puerto Rican.
[00:15:44]  Who speaks better Spanish?
[00:15:46]  I never claimed to speak better Spanish.
[00:15:48]  Okay, but isn't that a big part of your culture, the language?
[00:15:50]  Just the way to kill the culture, take away the Puerto Ricans.
[00:15:53]  Maybe I should teach you a little bit.
[00:15:54]  Don't fuck out of here.
[00:15:55]  Don't disrespect.
[00:15:57]  Don't you distract.
[00:15:58]  Fuck out of here.
[00:15:58]  So I just found a quiz.
[00:15:59]  Who knows more about different kinds of Asians?
[00:16:01]  You or Schultz?
[00:16:02]  He, all cultures, I give it to him.
[00:16:05]  Yeah.
[00:16:05]  All right, wait.
[00:16:06]  I just found a quiz that is, how black are you?
[00:16:08]  Okay.
[00:16:08]  All right.
[00:16:09]  No, this is great.
[00:16:10]  We got to do this quiz.
[00:16:10]  Let's got some questions.
[00:16:11]  All right.
[00:16:11]  Start, Al.
[00:16:12]  Al, Al's upset already.
[00:16:14]  Hold on.
[00:16:14]  Alan's upset already.
[00:16:15]  Go to the Y. Go to the Y, Al.
[00:16:17]  See how stupid you look.
[00:16:19]  Sorry, Al.
[00:16:20]  Started Al with his whole outfit.
[00:16:21]  By his outfit, he's pretty goddamn black.
[00:16:24]  Dressed like Easter Sunday, baby.
[00:16:28]  Shit, fuck out of here.
[00:16:31]  That's one point.
[00:16:36]  You look like a UPS driver on Easter Sunday.
[00:16:40]  All right, let's go.
[00:16:42]  All right, so the first question: this one's kind of easy, but here we go.
[00:16:44]  All right.
[00:16:45]  Justin the finish.
[00:16:47]  I'm going to look good while I fail being black.
[00:16:50]  All right.
[00:16:51]  What do you call your mom's best friend, Auntie?
[00:16:55]  Miss, insert whatever her last name is, or by her first name?
[00:17:00]  That's easy, yo.
[00:17:02]  Why are you thinking so hard, bro?
[00:17:04]  Yo, Al.
[00:17:05]  It depends where you are.
[00:17:07]  I'll make it big where you at.
[00:17:10]  You want to steal?
[00:17:11]  I got this.
[00:17:12]  It's Miss.
[00:17:13]  No, Auntie.
[00:17:15]  Fuck, it's Auntie.
[00:17:15]  It's Auntie.
[00:17:16]  Yeah, it's Auntie.
[00:17:17]  Auntie's the greatest.
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