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Mark's Flabby Immune System00:07:12
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to the old Flagrant 2.
Not the old, old Flagrant 2.
This is like the first revision of Flagrant 2.
Right.
This is the second draft.
Exactly.
Second draft, Flagrant 2 is your boy Schultzy, Akashic, Alex Media, the OGs, Varsity Squad.
We're looking a little lean today.
A little lean today.
We're all been busy feasting on the rest of the crew.
If you come to Miami, you got to be ready for that Rona.
It's a guarantee.
Guarantee.
But you know what?
Now we know we got antibodies and that shit works.
Yo, we got antibodies.
That shit work, but Corona is feasting on Mark's flabby ass.
Bro, because you know what it is?
Mark was doing that one meal a day shit.
What's it called?
Omad.
Omad.
He was, oh, he mad.
He real mad right now.
Let me tell you.
That one meal a day shit got his immune system trashed.
I bet you 100%.
Real man do two meals a day.
Son, I be drinking oat milk three times a day.
I got a ginger shot, bro.
I got everything.
Oh, you doing it, boy?
Your boy out here, bro.
You doing it.
I be swimming in my pool.
Nothing making me happier than Texas being frozen.
Oh, son.
Yo.
But for real, before we get to that, we just gotta say that, you know, we gotta wish best of luck to the people in our crew that are going through the Rona.
Fucking Rona running it back on Mark's ass right now.
Rona was like, I ain't got enough.
Daddy wants seconds.
Bro, you know how Mark eats everybody's leftovers?
That's how Rona treated Mark.
Rona came over to Mark like this.
I'm a homebreak.
Oh, my God.
Bro, I'm telling you.
Yeah, it's so great.
I'm so happy it wasn't me this time.
Oh, so good.
I'm so happy.
It's so nice.
So good.
I'm so happy because I got Rona the worst.
So I'm like, fuck, I got the worst immune system, but this motherfucker got it twice.
Motherfucker, son.
Pussy ass motherfucking soft shit.
You get Rona twice, bro.
You got antibodies and your antibodies like, no.
Come on.
Son, imagine Mark got like some real fucked up shit.
Come on.
Don't do that.
Nah, but if he got AIDS or something like that, bro, maybe that's why he only had sex with one person his whole life because he knew if he got AIDS, that shit would be rackaging his body right now.
Rackaging it, bro.
So Miles.
Yeah.
Poor Miles, bro.
Just broke into the crew.
You know what I'm saying?
Just came on the first.
The crew broke him in.
So fast, bro.
That's what it is.
If you want to work for us, you got to get Rona, bro.
That's what it is, bro.
Simple as that.
Now you can enjoy Miami unless you mark and you get that shit twice.
Guaranteed Mark gets it a third time.
100% guaranteed.
Little flamingo ass.
We're going to make his little flamingo ass walk around with one of these little things.
Little dainty ass immune system, paper-mâché having an immune system, bro.
Come on.
Come on.
We were all in all the same places.
We all went to the same places, same dinners, same everything.
Oh, boy, he got got, huh?
Yep.
And Rona made a choice.
Duck, duck, mark.
That's what it was.
Happy Valentine.
Happy Valentine's, baby.
Oh, my God.
But in all seriousness, it is too funny, bro.
It's so good.
It's too funny because I don't know if we've properly explained how cavalier people are here about Corona.
Like people just accept that you're going to get Corona.
It's crazy.
Like I went to a gym today.
Yeah.
And we put on a mask as we were walking into the gym and the guy goes, oh no, we don't do that.
What?
What?
He didn't say you don't have to.
He was like, no, we don't do that.
That's so wild.
Like, their policy was no mask.
That's so wild.
At the gym.
Like, I should be able to protect myself.
Yeah, there's got to be a heavy medium, right?
I love that.
Everybody at the gym, just get it so we could all work out in peace, not have some shit covering our masks.
Where do you like Mark?
You catch that shit twice.
Son, hurt him sitting.
Mark needs the herd, bro.
Bro, Mark got...
His immunity ain't hurting.
He got that shit once already.
Facts, bro.
Dude, real talk.
Mark, he looks.
How do I say this?
He's a handsome guy.
He's fit.
Do you know what I mean?
He's charming and fun.
But his immune system is like equivalent to his behavior on the internet.
Does that make sense?
Like, he's a Redditor inside.
He got that 4chan by UV.
He got 4chan immune system.
Like, you cough on Mark.
It's over.
That motherfucker's an Iroquoi.
Yo, Mark, Mark got the immune system with someone who knows how to use every part of the buffalo.
For real.
Yo, Mark, it's okay.
Hopefully, you'll be back next week.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
He got it worse this time, too.
Did he?
He said, I talked to him today.
He said he has no taste, no smell.
And you know, Mark always acts like he has nothing.
So he's like, dude, I'm fine, bro.
And then I was like, no, for real, how are you?
He's like, I'm not doing that great.
That's the thing.
It seems like we're being mean to our friend who has a potentially life-threatening illness right now.
We are.
But we are.
But at the other point, you have to understand, Mark claims he's never been sick in his life.
He actually claims that.
It's insane.
When we're on the road and he's sniffling on this other shit, he's not sick at all.
Yeah.
Only Alex gets sick and then only I get sick.
He doesn't get sick at all.
He also been, he been a Floridian this whole time about COVID.
Yeah.
Remember when we went to eat in Kansas City?
Leaving.
That motherfucker had his mask off the whole time we're eating.
As soon as we got in the restaurant, mask off.
In an Uber, mask off.
On the plane, mask off.
Wyling.
Yep.
Last time I saw him on a plane, he didn't have the mask.
Anti-vax.
He don't want to get vaccinated.
He's going to need the vaccine because he's going to keep getting it, bro.
He going to get it three, four times, and then he's just going to fucking vaccinate me.
He needs the vaccine.
He needs a vaccine.
Vaccine probably gives it to him a third time, but you know what I mean?
He needs it.
Damn, bro.
Or that motherfucker is perfectly fine and just wanted a day off.
Yo, if I find out that's the fucking case, I'm going to go through the roof.
Because he's with Miles right now, and Miles has all the symptoms.
Yeah.
Testing negative.
Whoa.
Really?
So I checked in on Miles.
He told me what he had, and I was like, you sound just like I signed it.
You got that shit.
Miles texted me today.
He's like, yeah, I don't think we should tell people that we have Corona on the podcast.
Anti-Vax Vaccine Feasting00:10:55
And I was like, you don't think that.
That's for you to think.
He must have brain fog, bro.
We telling.
Oh, we tell him, bro.
We got to keep it open.
Got to keep it honest.
You know, this ain't a Netflix special.
Your boys were rolling up during that Netflix special.
I even had people message me a couple of times and be like, bro, I'm not going to lie.
A couple of those episodes, I could tell you were going through it.
I tell you, a little sick in a couple of those episodes.
Anyway.
Everybody had a good Valentine's?
Yeah, I was moving.
Yeah.
Akash officially moved down.
Al officially fucked up.
Cold.
I was in the cold.
That sucked.
Can you explain how you officially fucked up?
I'd rather not.
We're all going to go over how we fucked up Valentine's, bro.
Still kind of a sore spot right at the moment.
Al, listen, I almost fought two people.
Okay, talk about it.
Yeah, let's talk about it.
That's not more fun than mod.
But I know this is on me.
This is my insecurity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I noticed something about myself after 37 years.
When I'm uncomfortable in an environment, right?
Like somebody.
Can be some shit we know for 10.
Like when I don't know how to like operate an environment, I don't know like the etiquette or the rules.
Yes.
Right.
If I'm in too fancy a place or like anytime I walk into like a fancy watch shop or some shit like that, I don't know the names of these watches.
I'm capping, bro.
You know what I mean?
I just made money.
I'm trying to waste it.
So exactly.
And my girl be throwing that shit to me when we go into the watch place.
He's like, so what are you here to get?
And I'm like, why are you doing that to me?
Now all the pressures on me, they're going to know we're frauds.
They're going to know we're frauds.
Right?
So, man.
So we're at anytime in one of these environments where I'm uncomfortable.
I assume everybody in that environment is trying to fuck me over somehow.
Every interaction is trying to fuck me over.
Right.
So earlier in the day, we were at a watch shop.
We were at the Automars watch shop.
Whoa.
No, no.
This is why it's always good to go to watch shops, right?
They never got the good shit in there.
It's all sold out.
You can't get these watches.
So you just go in, knowing what watch you want, which they will never have.
You have to be on a list for years to get these fucking watches, right?
You know they don't have it.
So you go in, you're like, hey, do you have the Royal Oak?
They're like, ah, we don't have any in.
I'm like, ah, damn.
I was about to say that's the exact.
You say whatever.
They'll never have it in, especially a place like AP.
And if they do have it in, it goes to somebody else.
You'd never be forced to buy.
Ah, because everybody on the street.
There's the list, the list, the list, the list.
And my man, I think he took a little jab at me.
Because I had on my Rolly, right?
Which is my girl's Rollie that I just wear because you don't wear it.
Sir Capital.
Cap and Crunch out that beam.
But he don't know that.
You know what I'm saying?
He said this to me.
He goes, oh, I see you got the sub right there.
That's a, yeah, that's a nice little watch.
He put like little in or something like that.
And it was, he went at, right?
So my defenses are up.
And I'm like, okay, is this, am I going to have to start a thing here?
Like, what's going on?
Like, my girl's right next to me.
Like, but here's the thing.
I don't know the name of any of the watches in the store.
I'm literally Googling what watch I want on my phone as we're walking into the AP store, right?
Right.
We're in the AP store and they're like, which one are you looking for?
And my phone is still on, but I don't notice.
And I'm looking at the guy and my phone comes down and he sees that I'm Googling what type of watch.
And then he points at my stupid phone and he goes, oh yeah, the Royal Oak one.
Yeah, we don't have any in there.
That's good.
The Google says, what is the name of the Steel Automar PJ, whatever the fuck it is.
I'm caping.
I'm capping.
Who cares, though?
I don't care.
Yeah.
I'm saying why you care when you walk in.
You don't have to know nothing.
When I don't know, like, let me tell you something, bro.
Let me tell you something.
You walk in that store and you don't know nothing.
That lets people know you just, you making money on your own.
You're not old money.
You're right.
Listen, I'm new money and I'm proud of it.
Yeah.
But I'll be honest, I don't come from nothing.
I'd be lying if I said I did.
I was all right, cod up.
Everything was cool.
So, you aren't doing like Automars, though.
No, Yeah, no, no.
It's different.
I'm still not.
I'm still not.
Right?
I'm still not.
If you walk into a store, you're doing it.
You're prepared.
Bro.
Now you're going to get one.
I was not prepared.
I didn't know the name of the fucking thing.
I'm calling it before you're 38.
You're going to have the illest Automars or what's the other one?
The motherfucker, the super expensive one.
Patech.
Hublo.
Patech.
Yeah, he can have a Patek Hublo.
Apparently, he's not that great of a watch.
Oh, really?
Oh, shit.
My cousin's a big watch guy.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Okay, then.
He got the roly, though.
He got the rollie.
Yeah, gift.
Yeah, listen.
We got rollies out here, bro.
San Andrew be gifting rollies, but he don't get one for himself.
Listen, I gifted this shit to my girl.
Y'all want to know how cheap Chelsea is?
I'm going to tell y'all.
This is Sir Cap a lot.
Ready?
Here we go.
I give this shit to my girl, right?
She's not wearing it that much, right?
And then we find out there's a way within the watch.
Oh, shit.
Right to like hide a link without taking out the link.
And I said, hold up.
Add that, like, stretch it out a little bit more.
And the reason you can do that is because these watches are supposed to be worn while you're scuba diving.
So I think they let you extend the size of it so you could fit it over a wetsuit.
Yep.
By the way, this is how much I cap.
We're shooting this thing for culprit, the underwear thing over the weekends.
And my dumbass is wearing a Rolex submariner, right?
I ask these motherfuckers before I hop on the jet ski.
I go, guys.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
I go, guys.
Even I know that.
I go, guys.
Come on.
I go, guys, can I get this thing wet?
Oh, my God.
And I just hear Miles go sheepishly.
Like, he wasn't even trying to make me look stupid.
He felt bad for me.
Yeah, I was a sweetheart.
He goes, he goes, it's called a submariner.
It's got submarine in the fucking title.
The title has submarine in it.
So your boy's capping, okay?
Yeah.
It's what it is.
That's what you got to do, bro.
Come on.
Anyway, so we be sharing this shit.
I don't give a fuck.
You know what I mean?
That's what you got to do.
I wish my girl had the same size shoes as me, but I don't.
But I do.
Like, I don't want her physically to have that big feet.
Right.
But I would love to share some kicks.
100%.
You know what you're getting into.
You're getting into the sneaker game for rich people.
This is the watch game.
The watch game is like a sneaker game for like really rich people.
We're not fucking around.
But you know what I realized about the watch game is if you got money and you buy the fancy watches, you don't lose money.
You just make money.
Why?
Because it appreciates in value.
Yeah.
So it's like, like even this watch right here, apparently, it's so hard to get.
It's so limited.
Shout to Justin, by the way.
Justin, who hooked me up in Orlando.
It's so hard to get that, what's it called?
The secondary market for it is super inflated just because the supply is so low.
So on these fancy watches, like the APs, the whatever, like you buying that watch, as long as you don't fuck it up, you're selling it for way more than you bought it for.
So these people aren't really like blowing their money on watches.
They're actually investing in it like it's a stock or anything.
Yeah.
And then if you want to sell it and then upgrade to something else later, you can.
It's actually a pretty safe investment.
So long as you don't fuck it up.
Is that real?
I hear the same thing about purses, and I feel like this is what you say.
I don't know if I buy the purse thing.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'll buy the purse thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'll buy the purse thing.
That's the same thing.
And with watches, they're going to get wear and tear when you wear them.
Yeah.
So it doesn't.
I'll be banging into this shit.
Yeah.
It's got a mass scratch.
It's bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's bad.
This shit is bad.
My shit looks like an iPhone from some sorority bitch.
This shit could have a cracked ass screen.
What time is it?
I don't know.
What time do you think it is?
Yeah, it could be.
It could be a bad situation.
But you did tighten it, though, before you got close in the water.
Come on, bro.
Don't do that.
Come on.
Don't do that.
So the turn thing, whatever the fuck that turn thing is called, you got to screw it all the way to make it waterproof.
If you don't screw it all the way in, then water can get inside.
Yeah, my shit ain't even going around in circles no more.
Fucking aim.
Did I just ruin his watch?
Come on, Al.
Why did nobody tell me that?
Nobody told me it's tight.
Why would it not be already in?
I didn't know that, to be honest.
Ah, yeah.
So it's like, it makes it easy for you to take it out, adjust the time or whatever.
But when you're going to get it wet, then you have to screw it all the way to make it airtight.
I'll take better care of your Rolexes than you do, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, my shit is done, bro.
My shit is burning.
Fucking hey, man.
Fuck, dude.
That shit is just broke.
That shit's still saying February 13th.
It's just a reminder of the last day I fucked up my watch.
Oh, my God.
Damn, bro.
Fuck, dude.
Whatever, bro.
We're in Miami.
I don't count in Miami.
Yo, can you wear a watch that the time doesn't work?
Like, I don't use my watch for the time.
Nah, it's a flex.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I never look at it.
If somebody asks you your time, you don't look at your watch.
Son, sometimes I'll be doing that shit.
It's man pressure, though.
I'll be doing that.
You're going to look like a fucking retard.
Nah, but I'll be doing that shit and I'd be having to like count.
Yeah.
You know, like when somebody asks you, what letter comes after R?
You'd be like, ABCD engineer.
Like, get him, bro.
You got to start that shit at the jump.
But yeah, I can't tell the time of that shit at all, bro.
Not even close.
Anyway, Akash, you didn't get your girl's present either?
Nah, we're delaying it.
Y'all ain't shit, bro.
Step it up.
Get your girl's presence, bro.
Come on, man.
Give your girl a nice weekend.
Oh, what'd you do?
We're talking about you.
Yeah, exactly.
You are so lucky because you get Valentine's and birthday one.
My girl's birthday is Valentine's at the exact same time.
Oh, amazing.
It's absolutely gorgeous.
It's amazing.
Every single time.
Consolidate.
One big gift, one big day.
You're done.
That's sad.
Oh, man.
Fuck.
It's like finals week for you.
It's stressful.
But then when it's over, vacation.
Cults.
Oh, that's great.
What'd you do?
We just went to some restaurants.
Governor Cuomo Rolled The Dice00:13:31
You know what I mean?
He's a foodie, though, so that's good.
Stop downplaying it.
You did mad shit.
I mean, it's just life for me now.
I gotta say, bro.
Motherfucker had Dove sweating trying to plan this whole shit.
Hey, bro, you gotta earn that pool house, bro.
That shit pay free out here, dude.
You know what I mean?
The world wants to be in Miami.
Texas is freezing.
You know, Wyoming is freezing.
New York is freezing.
True.
They doing dance in the streets in New York.
That shit was so stupid.
It was stupid.
I fucking hate Deblasio, though.
You're a fucking moron.
All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I got to save your fucking lives, man.
I got to save your lives.
And what I mean by that is I got to make sure that you don't lose your hair.
And that is a choice nowadays.
I know it sounds crazy.
I know that some of you out there are going, wait, I thought we all are just going to go bald and that's inevitable.
We have to accept it.
No, you don't have to accept it anymore.
You can stop that.
Okay.
I'm a testament.
Beautiful head of hair.
And that's because I've been on keeps.
Well, now among keeps, but initially I was on the same act of ingredients for over a decade.
Okay.
I saw my thing, my hair thinning a little bit.
Hopped on it quick.
Hopped on it.
So fast.
I remember it.
I saw it.
We were living in the hair.
You freaked out.
You freaked out for about a month.
Then you got on it.
Right before we went to DC.
You re-grew some hair.
I regrew hair.
That happens.
So I'm telling you, this is me.
This is for me.
This is 100% honest.
And this is true.
You got to do keeps.
And what I'm going to do is make sure you get the first month free.
All you got to do is go to keeps.com slash flagrant.
Use our promo code flagrant.
You're going to get the first month free.
They got, you know, they got a treatment starting as low as like $10 a month.
I'm just $10 a month for you to keep all your hair.
This is a no fucking brainer, okay?
The only thing in life that determines how well a male ages is if he has a full head of hair.
Simple as that.
Go take care of your shit right now.
All right?
Let's get back to the show.
Honestly, de Blasio and Cuomo have set Italian politicians back 50 years.
Yeah, 100%.
50 years they sent him back.
I'm not electing no fucking Italian.
Bro, I love Italians.
Italians love Italians.
If you ask an Italian, what is the best cheese?
It's from Italy.
What is the best wine?
It's from Italy.
What is the best vacation destination?
It's somewhere in Italy.
Everything, they love Italians so much.
There are two Italians not even Italians fuck with.
Mayor de Blasio, Governor Cuomo.
You ask any Italian, they'd be like, nah, they're fucking dead to us now.
Dead.
Really?
Oh, yeah, they lost the Italian.
Everybody was sucking Cuomo's dick early in the pandemic, which I also was, I was like, we didn't know that he was killing these fucking old people, bro.
Did you hear the shit that came out about that?
That he lied about the numbers of deaths in the nursing home.
And then apparently, one of his, like, tell me where I'm wrong, one of his like press secretaries or whatever said.
AIDS said they asked him about it and everybody just froze.
Like, are we supposed to hand this information over or not?
They didn't want Trump to send the Justice Department in there.
Yeah.
Right?
So they basically froze.
It didn't hand over the information, didn't say it.
So they deflated the number of deaths by like 50%.
I guess it was in that like little...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And listen, I don't blame him for old people dying of Corona because that's who dies of Corona.
I don't blame him for Corona being spread through these old people's homes because those are the people who are most vulnerable and most willing to get it, right?
And we don't know what the fuck to do in the beginning.
Yep.
So you can't be psychic.
Right.
I do blame him for knowingly suppressing the amount of deaths.
Foul.
And then I'm pretty sure he wrote a fucking book about how great he handled the pandemic.
Is that a fact, please?
Can you look this up?
I'm pretty sure.
I hate this motherfucker, yo.
Bro, that is too much.
That is too much.
I hate that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
All these actors that were sucking his dick, tweeting about how great he was, where you're at now.
Where you at now?
No, no, no, no.
Mourning their dead grandparents because of that chimp-nippled sauce monkey.
That fucking chimp-nippled sauce monkey, Andrew Cuomo, Governor Cuomo.
Embarrassing.
Literally killed New York City, man.
Bro.
Killed the Jewel of the West.
Dude, I talked.
Do you talk to friends back home?
He did write a book about the battle that New York had with COVID.
Did he leave that little part out?
He must have left that little part out where he was just killing fucking old people.
I don't think he would include that.
The battle of people born in 1812.
Where's that?
Where's that chapter?
But it is crazy, right?
What a piece of shit, dude.
Piece of shit.
He killed New York.
But because he's a coward.
Yeah.
Because these motherfuckers have political aspirations outside of where they are.
Right.
So they were too scared.
It's not like they're worried about people dying, right?
And maybe it is.
I don't want to put all that out there.
I'm sure there's concern about people dying, of course, in everybody.
Nobody wants there to be deaths.
But clearly, he was willing to hide deaths from the public in order to make sure that his political career continued on the same path.
Right.
So we've proven he's done that for a fact.
Right?
He hid deaths so that he wouldn't be culpable for those deaths.
So he could continue doing what he's doing and ascending to, who knows, a potential presidential run, et cetera.
So he's willing to put his own political progress ahead of deaths.
We know that.
Now, this is why he's a coward, in my opinion.
Okay.
Because you have a guy who is not willing to roll the dice on the success of the state, right?
And this is where I got to give credit to DeSantis, the governor of Florida.
He is willing to roll the dice.
Yes.
Right?
He's willing to roll the dice, and he's going to take all the responsibility.
It's on me.
It's on me.
If it goes wrong, if Florida implodes and there's just this infestation of Corona and 50% of the people fucking die, that's on one guy.
Yep.
Governor Rick DeSantis, right?
He rolled the fucking dice for his state, right?
Maybe his aspirations to be president, I never heard him speak about it before.
Nobody ever brought his fucking name up.
It was only Cuomo and Gavin Newsome, right?
Everybody's like, oh my God, the way that Cuomo's handling the pandemic.
Oh my God, Gavin Newsome is so presidential.
Who are the two least likely people to be president?
The two fucking most fraudulent people who killed the two most important cities in America, probably?
The crown jewel.
Definitely D.C., I get, but definitely New York, definitely LA up there.
And both those cities are dead.
Yeah.
Entertainment, every entertainer lived in New York or LA.
All of them gone.
Yeah.
And then, I mean, you look at this and you look at Florida and everybody's moving to Florida.
Texas or Florida.
Texas or Florida.
And I'm telling you, it is a ballsy decision.
He will get credit, but you don't see his name spoken that much.
But people don't realize this.
And I know it sounds like I'm stroking dicks, but I am stroking dick.
The guy saved fucking lives.
When I call my friends and my family back home in New York, they're so depressed, dude.
Yeah.
They're so fucking depressed.
It's awful.
It is brutal.
It's already hard in New York in the winter.
Awful.
You can't do anything now.
Yep.
Now, obviously, there are people that they have to stay there.
You know what I mean?
They just have to.
Financial restrictions.
Not everybody has the ability to just up and move, right?
But politicians could do things.
They know that they can do things because there's examples of them being done right here in Florida.
They know that they could open things up.
100%.
They choose not to, and they are crushing the souls of the people back home, man.
It's fucking.
I don't understand how somehow it's not like a thing that we're allowed to talk about.
Cuomo's fucked up this entire thing.
Lockdowns are way too strict.
Those people get celebrated.
And I just think there can be a happy medium between, hey, we're not allowed to wear masks at the gym and, hey, I'm shutting down indoor dining in New York, which is the restaurant capital of the world, maybe.
And you're all just going to have to figure it out.
This is Florida.
This is what Florida does, right?
Young people go, fuck it, I'm going to get Corona.
That is the policy of young people.
Maybe you guys have experienced something different, but as far as I'm concerned, every person under 40, let's say, not even just young, every person under 40 just goes, yeah, I had that shit back in the day.
I have yet to meet a single person in Florida that hasn't had it.
I mean, listen, they say one thing about the numbers about the amount.
I don't know.
I don't know if I essentially believe it.
Every single person that I've met here under 40 has said they had it.
It is the Sweden of the U.S. I guess.
He is not locking down nothing.
You get it.
You get it.
We're going to be immune at some point.
Now, the old, it's true.
Now, the old people mask up.
I always see old people masked up and then old people take that shit seriously.
Why isn't that not the strategy of every single state in the United States?
Every single state or city around the world.
It works.
Florida is the example.
I think we're in the lower half.
Florida is in the lower half of COVID deaths or even COVID cases.
I heard something.
There's two things I think.
I think they're 27th.
Two things might explain.
One, I'm with Joe Rogan on the vitamin D makes a big difference thing.
This is the Sunshine State, isn't it?
And two, humidity I've heard can really help with the severity of COVID.
If it's high humidity, Miami got both of those.
So, if you get it, it might not be a severe.
Again, I just think there's a happy medium between fuck you, we're not wearing masks.
I refuse to wear masks.
This is all made up.
And hey, we're taking this so seriously.
We're shutting down everything because I want to be president one day.
Who was the last Italian president?
I'm not electing some fucking Italian for president.
Come on.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
Was he Italian?
No, but Delano sounds kind of probably his half.
Probably half.
No, I don't know if we've ever had an Italian president.
We're not done.
JFK?
I don't trust y'all with it.
Now, he was an Irish.
He was Irish, but he was mobbed up.
I trust an Irish before I trust an Italian.
Yeah, but I actually like Italians.
They're president.
Yeah, no, no.
No, for president, I like it.
President, explain.
Sell me on this.
Trump.
Trump's Italian.
He's not, but he is.
Okay.
Everything about Trump is just Italian.
Yeah.
That wasn't all great.
But I liked it.
You know what I mean?
I like everything about his personality I liked.
As a person, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's the funniest guy.
He's the funniest guy.
He's the fucking planet.
Of course.
Like, how boring is Twitter without him going after it?
Oh my God.
I'm actually happy that he got acquitted because hopefully he gets active again.
Is he allowed back on Twitter?
Oh, they're saying he's not allowed back?
He kicked off of Twitter.
It's not because of an impeachment trip.
No, no, no.
He got back on Twitter.
When?
Yeah, he got back on Twitter like the day after or something like that.
Oh, really?
I think Twitter said if he runs again, they won't allow him to be on.
Really?
Yeah.
That's interesting.
If you're Trump, are you running again if you lose Twitter?
I don't think he's running again.
You want to do that shit?
You really want to.
We didn't think he wanted to be president once.
We didn't think he wanted to be president twice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is Biden alive?
Have y'all heard from Biden?
Is Biden that you sent us in the topic list?
Oh, yeah.
But you didn't finish.
And I'm so happy to know.
The last board is alive.
He's alive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But is he?
Because I haven't heard from him at all.
No chance.
No.
Like, is he dead?
No, he's got to be.
He's been dead since fucking March 2018.
No, but like, I have no clue if he's alive or dead.
Like, have you heard from him?
Has he said anything?
He's signing some orders.
Like, every once in a while, he goes, like, we're going to fight this thing.
Yeah.
I also think we're going to have to.
You could pre-record.
We're not going to pay no attention at all.
Like, we've been in Miami.
We're not paying attention.
Dude, it's so easy to get attention at all.
Yo, you know who Miami is?
I try to.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I try to get into political shit.
Like when people are telling me something's happening, like I try.
You know what I mean?
Like I hear all these stories, all these stories going down here.
They're like, oh, you know, fucking Justin Timberlake apologized to Brittany and James Jackson or whatever like that.
And I'm just like, I don't care.
No, that's the beauty of also not being in Florida in particular, but not being in New York or LA.
You care less about this stuff.
You're not surrounded by stuff.
No, you're not surrounded by people who give a fuck about this.
Dude, all my friends, they fucking care still.
Like one of my boys back home, I was like the chimp-nippled sauce monkey that shut down the New York, Governor Cuomo.
I was like, yeah, you hear this?
Governor Cuomo, he was hiding the numbers of the dead people.
He goes, but what about Trump's involvement in all this?
Oh, I'm like, oh, I see.
That's what life is like over there.
You still got to care about these fucking things.
Yeah.
But down here, no.
Dude, Democrats, the rare times they do win, because they're fucking losers through and through.
They're like professional losers.
Even when they win, they don't know how to handle it.
They're still acting like losers.
Yo, but Trump, you won.
Why am I worried about the guy beat?
That's interesting because.
God, you're losers.
I've noticed that like the bar for canceling people is getting really low.
Yeah.
And I'm trying to understand if this is, are they emboldened?
Are they empowered by a Biden victory?
Like, once you get the victory over Trump, now are you just looking for other things to cancel?
Was Trump actually better for society in general?
I'm not talking about his policy.
I'm not talking about his fucking douchebaggery with the Capitol inside the Capitol stuff.
I'm not talking about how much of a buffoon he was with COVID and how he mishandled COVID.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm just talking about.
His ethos of flagrancy.
Yes.
Canceling Trump For Other Things00:07:32
Having one bad guy that you just direct all your cancellation attention to kind of stops you from going after Justin Timberlake for saying he smashed Britney Spears.
Yeah.
Like, that's what we're upset about.
Yeah.
And do you really think that Justin like took off Janet Jackson's top without her knowing?
Oh, I just thought he knew and then he let her take the blame.
And if y'all are friends, male, female, I don't know.
Y'all are friends.
So like, don't show up to the Grammys after she gets kicked out.
Right.
What was his reaction to it?
He was like, oh, I didn't know.
He just wrote his apology now.
I didn't even read it.
But that was an original one.
Back when I think he just didn't.
He's never addressed it.
So like she was getting all the criticism and, you know, he played a part in it.
I got it.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't his idea.
No, no, of course not.
I don't think he pitched the idea to Janet Jackson.
Hey, why don't I pop your titty out in the middle of the Super Bowl?
This is Janet fucking Jackson.
This is a music legend.
Of course, Justin Timberlake is barely not a boy band star, right?
So if it's her idea and he compliant.
Actually, no, he was huge at that point.
He had his first album.
He's not Janet Jackson huge.
He's not a legend.
Yeah, it's not even close.
Like, Janet's here, and this is a boy band star.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, real talk, you could make the argument that Justin Timberlake isn't a legend still.
I'm not a fan.
I've always been a hater.
I think he's incredibly talented, but I won't say legend.
Like, in terms of musical legend, I don't know if he's there, dog.
Name the song.
I would.
Cry me a river, the song that ruined Britney's.
That shit slap, bro.
And low-key?
Oh, boy, he got some bangers.
Low-key?
They were right.
I stopped fucking with Britney after that.
I did, too.
I stopped fucking with him.
I was like, oh, you cheated on my man?
Y'all both wore denim together, and then you was just going to cheat on my man with a backup dancer that got molested by Michael Jackson.
Look how this whole shit going full circle.
Wade is Wade Robinson.
It was Wade Robinson.
I said it was, what's her name?
Featherline.
No, it was first Wade Robson.
She like them backup dancers, bro.
Yo, she be putting up backup dancers.
Backing up on backup dancers.
Nah, both of them split her shit.
Real talk.
That was when Brittany was free, getting cracked out all over the place.
Maybe you need to lock up Britney.
Maybe you need to lock up that poo Nana.
Jackson Bill, at least.
Yo, something.
Yo, Joe Simpson.
What's his name?
Britney, Joe Spears.
No.
Some Spears, I assume.
Well, it's got to be Spears.
Yeah.
You said Jason.
You said Simpson.
Jessica Simpson's dad is Joe Simpson.
Okay.
Right?
But then Brittany have a Joseph Simpson.
And Mr. Britney Spears.
Hey.
I'm pretty sure it's Jamie.
What is what?
I think it's Jamie.
Jamie Spears?
Yeah.
No, Jamie Spears is her sister.
Jamie Lynn Spears.
Maybe.
We don't know nothing.
We don't know nothing, as we shouldn't.
Point is, you cheated on JT.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're both Jamie.
You cheat on JT, and then you want to cry about it.
Well, Cry Me a River, bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on now.
Cry me a river.
And then when 50 Cent hopped on that joint, it was over.
50 called out Britney.
Remember that?
Yeah, the song about you, Brittany?
Boy.
My man didn't give a fuck.
You don't know what it's like to get cheated on by Wade Robinson.
Yo, that is the extra.
You don't know what it's like to get cheat on by the motherfucker telling you how to dance.
Wade was making Justin do dance moves that made him look super flamboyant.
And then Britney couldn't respect him no more, bro.
And then he just swooped in.
That's the move, real talk.
Real talk.
That's the move.
Wade Robinson, a G for that.
He knows how to manipulate.
I wonder where he learned that from.
I know.
I know where he learned that from.
Smooth criminal probably taught him that shit.
Yeah, that was smooth.
Very smooth criminal.
The way he stole Britney?
Smooth.
Shit.
Hey, Wade, you're welcome.
Thank you, Michael Jackson.
Teaching you how to be a smooth criminal.
And that's why JT ripped off that top.
That's how you get back at the Jackson.
Oh, shit.
That's it.
Oh, shit.
We done got it.
We didn't got there, yo.
We done got there.
Yeah, we did get there, bro.
Yo, you know, if if we're gonna get there, we're gonna cut there.
Okay, gosh.
Point is, everybody's trying to cancel JT.
Uh-huh.
I'm hearing people trying to cancel Josh Sweden.
Okay, I've read these allegations after you talked about it.
What's the allegation?
He's mean.
Yo, you could get canceled for being mean now?
He's mean.
Yeah.
But can you?
Like, yeah, yeah.
So mean?
Remember when it was rape?
Remember when it was like, yo, y'all can't be raping people?
Yeah, there's not enough stuff going on.
Son, it's...
Now we gotta, yeah.
You know, it's like, it's like Netflix.
You know how they're running out of serial killers to make documentaries around about?
So now they made a documentary about a hotel where like serial killers frequent.
No, I haven't done that.
It's called Hotel Cecil or something documented.
I'm like, y'all running out of shit.
Y'all running out of serial killers.
We went through all the serial killers.
We knew this would happen.
They're running out of people to cancel.
Son, there's a billion dollar company.
You can't pay some motherfucker to serial killer?
That's the most make a documentary about finding the serial killer.
Son, hello?
Yo, hello.
This is a no-brainer.
Everybody's already in their homes.
That's true.
Everybody's locked in.
There's no quarantine killer.
That got a little alliteration going.
How am I the one thinking these ideas?
Why I got to pitch all this shit.
Schultz saves Netflix.
Is that it?
That's the next special.
Yo, Schultz saves Netflix.
Go out there and get to killing.
That's the moment.
Okay?
There are innocent white women in their homes ready to be murdered.
I'll volunteer to be the killer.
Where's Kevin Federline when you get?
No, but it seems like everybody's getting canceled for being mean, bro.
It's crazy, dog.
At what point?
Okay, so here's the fucked up shit.
Like, if Josh, I don't even know who this guy, Josh.
I never heard his name.
He's just like, I slew his name, but I didn't know who he was.
Yeah.
So he did a bunch of like comic book type movies.
And he did Buffy back in the day, which was incredible.
Yeah.
I mean, that's where apparently he was mean.
So he was mean to the actors.
Yeah.
But was he touching them or anything like that?
No.
Not that I know of.
So here's the thing.
If you're mean, it's on the actor to decide if you want to work for them or not.
Right?
If you're mean and you threaten their career, meaning you say, yo, if you complain about me, you're never going to work in this business again.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
That's where you can get canceled.
That's where you should be able to get canceled.
But if you're an asshole, we need to leave some personal accountability for the actors to be like, yo, I'm not going to work with a guy like this.
No.
Or complain or do whatever the fuck you want.
Like complain to the top.
And if the top protects them, then we talk about the top.
When do we stop saying that?
Some fuckers are mean in life, bro.
When do we stop saying these parents are shitty?
When did that go away?
Remember when you would be like, oh, these parents who push their kids into this industry of fucking monsters everywhere?
It starts there.
In Buffy?
It's adults in Buffy, no?
I assume Sarah Michelle Geller was a teenager, like youngish.
Was she complaining about him?
She had, yeah, she said, like, it was, you know, tough for the top stars or whatever.
It was really hard for us, et cetera.
All right.
I can kind of give you sympathy because you were probably young at the time.
But where are your parents?
What was tough?
What was tough about it?
There's one thing where, I don't know, this wasn't a teenager, but like one of the girls was pregnant and he would like make fun of her and call her fat and shit in front of other people.
Because she's fat.
In a beautiful way, I think.
Switching Up Your Body00:02:52
I mean, it is what it is.
I mean, she's not skinny.
Yeah.
You know.
She's not skinny, right?
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
I'm trying to defend these people.
I read this, like, this is where we are now.
We've all had shitty teachers.
Remember, you had a shitty teacher and the class wasn't fun.
Yeah.
That's it.
You couldn't get the teacher fired.
Yeah.
You couldn't say she created an environment of toxicity.
Anytime I talk back, I got detention.
No, that's just what it was.
You just suck it up.
Yeah.
I don't think anybody tells women to suck it up, and that's the problem.
Well, I mean, you know, suck.
All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because let's be honest.
You need to get it back.
You need to get it back.
You've been quarantined.
You've been locked down.
Even if you haven't been officially locked down, you've been at the crib just sitting around.
All right.
I remember back in the day, I was walking all this time, especially in New York City, just walking everywhere.
I was in shape from walking.
Okay.
When we were locked down and we're just months sitting down, not working out at all.
Nothing.
Obviously, Jim's clothes back up north.
Jim's clothes, probably where a lot of you guys are listening right now.
Your bodies are going to shit.
Let's be honest.
You got to do something to switch it up.
Okay.
And what you're going to do is you're going to switch up your diet.
Okay.
And Conscious Keto is going to help you do that.
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I'm not even doing keto.
That's what, look at this fucking thing.
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They're low calorie.
What's to lose?
But that's the thing that you don't have to go on full keto.
No.
You can just get these things knowing full well that all the macro nutrients and all this other shit is already worked out for you.
So if you want to go keto, you can rock with them.
If you don't, you're just having a healthy alternative to a shitty meal that you were going to eat.
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This is like the most simple, no-brainer way to stay healthy, lose a little bit of that quarantine weight, and get your shit back.
All right?
Let's get back to the show.
Walk it off.
Whatever.
That's what we get told all the time, fellas.
This is just the girls.
The guy who started the allegation is some guy named Ray Fisher.
Who was a guy too?
Yeah.
Look at this pussy.
What's he talking about?
Cry baby ass boy.
Anybody listening to you, dog?
Throw up.
Ray Fisher Allegations Explained00:05:08
Yeah.
I mean, I just can't think of a production that I've been on where I wasn't mean.
Like, I'm, hey, bro, I'm mean.
Like, if we're producing something, I'm mean.
So if you don't like that, please do not apply.
And I'm noticing Alex scared to speak up right now.
I am.
Shit got to get done.
You know what I mean?
Shit got to get done.
If I'm on Adderall, if I'm popping Addies and we're working 120 hours a week, your boy is going to be snapping 100%.
I'm not going to ever threaten your job.
I'm not going to ever threaten your future career.
I'm never going to disrespect you on the basis of race or gender.
But if I don't think that you're working competently, I will let you the fuck know.
Yes, you would.
Immediately.
Yes.
Yo, and you know why I feel justified doing that?
It's because I know how hard my guys are working.
Yep.
So if you're going to be lazy and fuck it up for my guys and myself that have been working 100 fucking hours a week, I'm furious.
Would you go in on the hardest during this?
Oh, boy.
It was a couple.
What's the one?
What's the one where you're like, oof, I went in?
But it deserved one.
It's got to be those graphics.
Yeah, it was probably the graphic.
First initial graphic.
The first initial graphic run I saw for the thing, I blew a fucking gasket for sure.
That gave me Corona.
That gave me Corona.
It was definitely that.
Yeah, yeah.
That was bad.
That was bad.
It took so much out of your immune system.
You just.
And they would tell me to fucking apologize.
Remember, yo, you should really apologize.
What did he say, Al?
What did he say?
I know he wasn't going to apologize, but no, what did he say that you were like, yo, you crossed the line?
Like, you owe an apology.
Can't repeat it.
Wow.
Wow.
Create an environment of toxicity.
It's a little toxic.
No, that environment was toxic.
That was a Britney Spitz toxic right there.
Yes, it was.
Yes, it was.
But you know what happened afterwards?
You got some good pictures.
I just said they got a lot better.
A lot and a lot.
No, that isn't more.
Staff got hired all the sudden.
Yeah, sometimes you got to yell.
You got to light a fire.
Every once in a while, you can't do that shit all the time.
You can't, whatever.
But if you're really fucking upset, sometimes you got to yell.
Absolutely.
100%.
And that's the thing.
Like, you know, like people look at like, I don't see any successful coach that doesn't yell.
And then people always go, oh, what about Phil Jackson?
Well, Phil Jackson had a guy named Michael Jordan that would punch you in the face during practice.
Oh, and I heard Phil would go in.
I heard Phil would go in after blowouts.
Like when you blew out the other team, he would tear you apart.
You did this, fucked up, you that fucked up.
And then after you got blown out, he'd be like, hey, guys, it's okay.
Be really supportive and nurturing.
And that was like, again, the genius of Phil.
But after a blowout win, he'd go in there and be like, y'all think you're hot shit?
No.
That's it, bro.
That's it.
I'm telling you.
Simple as that.
We're going to get passionate.
We're going to rock out here.
But I'll die for you.
I'll do anything for you.
That's true.
If you're willing to commit, I really will.
That is 100%.
I don't think that anybody who's worked with me, like on my team, would say otherwise.
Right.
But I'm going to need everything.
Al agreed.
Yep.
It's like a war type thing.
It's like we're going, you know, obviously, there's nothing close to going to war.
Like, I would never compare us realistically to war.
Like, we're doing the most pussy shit compared to like what those guys.
That's bravery, right?
But what I mean, like, in terms of dedication, it's like, if it's our team, we're going to ride hard.
We're going to fucking do this.
Yep.
And if anybody's being, you know, disrespectful to like our time or the dedication we're putting in, then I don't have a problem saying that because Al can't say that.
Right?
Like, if Al says that, he could potentially get fired.
Yeah.
One thing I like is that you keep it, you keep the same energy with everybody.
So like even with us, you expect a lot from us.
Yes.
It's a meritocracy.
For today, for example, I was supposed to get here early, set up the studio.
That's why I didn't exactly.
I didn't exactly set it up as nice as I should have.
And I got, I heard from you about it.
And you were right.
I could have done a much better job in setting up the studio.
And so that's on me.
So you got to take that, accept it, and be like, all right, you know what?
Next time, I won't let that shit happen again.
That shit was funny, bro.
Because when you were covering for yourself, that shit was hilarious.
I set up all the cameras and I'm looking at the cameras.
I can see that they're not set up.
But I don't know what to do in that situation because I just don't want to be an asshole.
So what do I do?
The room was a mess.
Granted, like it was way worse.
I could have made it better, but it was way worse when I walked in here.
Like it was bags, everything all on the floor.
Because when you guys came in from that last set, you just dropped everything we left.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
But it's on me.
Listen, cancel me, bro.
I don't know what to tell you.
Cancel me.
But doesn't it feel that a little bit?
Doesn't it feel like we're like lowering the ball?
It's too much.
Chris Harrison getting canceled for what?
So shout out to the goat, the bachelor goat.
Motherfucking goat, dog.
He's my favorite.
He's literally.
I laugh every time he comes on screen.
It's amazing.
That's so funny.
It's amazing.
He's so funny.
And the idea that this guy could be disrespectful.
There are 30 cockthirsty women in a fucking hotel.
Southern Culture And Racism00:10:56
They haven't seen the outside world.
He is famous to these women.
He can take advantage of that.
Oh, yeah.
He could be sneaking in and out of the hotel.
Oh, yeah.
They'd be dying for that type of attention.
Doesn't do a single thing.
Very nice.
Never offers career.
Hey, I'll give you a better show promo if you see it.
Nothing.
None of that.
Nothing.
Nothing that takes advantage of it.
Takes that check, is incredibly professional, keeps it moving.
Me too.
No me too.
Okay, no me to's.
He did something, and I've thought a lot about this.
Yeah, he defended one of the contestants.
So, one of the contestants, I believe, in Rachel.
Yes.
Looks like Emily Radikowski a little bit, but more broke.
You fucked up, bro.
She's my favorite in the house.
Oh, really?
Yeah, she's my favorite to win it.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, she's my favorite to win it.
So she went, I think, when she was in college to like an old South-themed party.
Sounds fun.
So that's one of those tricky things where if you're not white, you're like, how do I dress?
Like, this is before Bridgerton.
You know what I mean?
Where you could just ignore racial history and just dress the part anyway.
But an old South themed party.
I was thinking about this and I was like, okay, can we not have any parties or festivities that are themed in the past while there are these incredibly like racist atrocities happening because they remind us of it?
You know, like, should all of them be illegal?
Right.
And I, my first reaction was like, that's stupid.
There's more to the South than just slavery.
They had culture that was independent from slavery and they are reenacting this culture.
They're not reenacting a slave plantation.
They're reenacting the outfits, the dresses, the drinks, etc.
Right?
So that was my knee-jerk reaction.
Right.
And then I thought, hold on.
I'm sure during Nazi Germany, there were outfits and dresses and cultural nuances in the parties that German people could reenact.
But if they did, we'd be like, yo, what is this old German party going on here?
I understand the party might be separate from what's happening to Jewish people in Germany, but it's still reminiscent of that time.
And it's hard to separate those two.
So while I don't think that a girl going to event like this, especially when they're fucking 18 or 19 years old, they're in these like formative years of their life, while I don't think that that's inherently racist, I do think it's something that you can look back on as an adult and go, yeah, that's a kind of stupid thing to do.
Yeah.
That's because it is impossible to separate that time with slavery.
So that's a kind of stupid thing to do, even if that is not the intent at all.
Can I play devil's advice?
Please, please, please.
With your Nazi Germany parallel.
There was no German German culture didn't slap.
There's some southern shit that's kind of fire.
Son, what do you mean German culture didn't slap, bro?
Help me out.
I was trying.
That has some fire South shit.
The accents are fun.
The fucking everything is big, big hair, big dresses.
It's all just kind of fun.
Now, maybe it's not fun enough to overcome the atrocity that people will think of when they think of the South, but everything about Germany and their culture is just stupid.
The accent is stupid.
You sound like fucking idiots.
You know what I mean?
Your clothes, it's all we can think of with German clothes is the actual SS outfit.
That's a good point.
I can't think of it.
We can't think of any cordial people.
We can't think of the when they're giving you the beer.
Oh, wait.
What's it called?
Beer Fest?
October Fest.
October Fest?
That's cool.
We got October.
Oh, yeah.
Didn't that?
I think it's for the girls and later Hosen as well.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not in any way tied to Nazi Germany as far as I know.
If that was like.
And if they dress like that, we're cool.
Yeah.
Because we're like, oh, that was before you guys hated Jews.
Yes.
Right.
Yes, 100%.
Southern culture is a different in that sense.
Now, maybe it's not enough, but I also think all Chris Harrison was saying, and he worded it poorly, but I saw that like two and a half minute, whatever.
Yeah, and he's basically saying, Let's have some grace for this girl.
She made a stupid mistake.
Now, the one thing he fucks up, that he can't, it doesn't make any sense.
He goes, He's like, He's the lady's interview, and he goes, Well, you have to ask yourself, Is it stupid now in 2021?
Yes, was it stupid in 2018?
You got to look at it from a different angle.
And I'm like, 2018 is not, it's not 1998.
Yeah, it's three years.
Yeah, yeah.
So that defense, dumb.
I think that he's 100% right about grace.
Like, we have to give people grace.
Yeah.
You know, especially when they're young and impressionable and all their friends are going to this party.
And like you said, there are some really fun things, I guess, about southern culture in terms of like the dress, et cetera.
You know, if people want to dress like, you know, Marie Antoinette or they want to dress like Bridgerton, like, I'm sure there's incredible atrocities that are happening around the globe because of the fucking English empire.
Oh, yeah.
But when they're celebrating those outfits, they're not celebrating those atrocities.
Right.
Right.
So it is tricky.
But grace, yes.
You can't immediately put slavery and racism on a girl because she goes to that party.
Yes.
Right.
You can put, I want to fit in with my friends and I want to do things with my friends.
Yes.
And I may be willing to do things that like when I'm older, I regret.
And maybe I'm 18.
I'm not, I have no worldly knowledge.
I probably grew up in a suburb.
I don't understand how much this can hurt people's feelings.
I'm just going to a party in my mind.
I'm 18.
Everyone at 18 is a fucking idiot.
You're not smart.
I've yet to meet an 18-year-old where I'm like, yo, I love the way you navigate the world.
You get it.
You're wise.
Wisdom is for old people.
Yes.
She's all right.
It was stupid.
I guess we wouldn't do it now.
She wouldn't do it now.
She was 18.
I think I can forgive that.
So here's the thing.
Chris Harrison says it.
What, Al?
I don't know.
I just, and maybe it's because I'm black.
I just can't think of why your opinion matters without connecting slavery to it.
And that's valid.
And that I cannot argue with.
Like, even while you're dressing up, it's like you still have slavery.
I was making that argument and I knew it wasn't the strongest.
So even if you say that, I will, I'll be all right, fair enough.
Can you accept?
I think, sorry to interrupt, but I think as northerners, our only understanding of the south is slavery.
Okay.
And now it's transitioned into racism or bigotry.
So I think most northerners or even like Californians, that's what they assume the South is.
Like whenever they northerners want to do a dumb person accent, what do they do?
Southern.
Southern accent.
Whenever they want to do a racist accent, Southern accent.
So that's our own bigotry towards people from the South.
And it's because when we learn about the South, we often don't go there.
Most Northerners aren't going to visit in fucking Mississippi, right?
They're not visiting Alabama, you know?
So we don't know anything but what we read in the books and what we learned about.
So it's hard for us to disconnect their history from and their culture from slavery because we think they're one and the same.
When there were, I imagine plenty of people that did not have slaves, but were still southern culturally.
You know, like the one group that seems to get away from this is like people from New Orleans.
Yeah.
Like people from New Orleans can still like maintain their own kind of like unique culture.
They can wear cool outfits and do all this kind of stuff.
And we kind of just gone, oh yeah, but that's a New Orleans thing.
Yeah.
If you do that in Alabama or Mississippi, we're like, that's kind of slave-y.
I get what you say.
You see what I mean?
But like, for whatever reason, New Orleans is forgiven.
Yeah, I don't know the exact timeline, but it just feels like New Orleans had like they're mixed a little bit earlier.
So that's why it doesn't have that.
Creole culture is mixed, like black Creole.
Yeah, that is a good point.
They are mixed, more mixed culturally.
It almost feels like the white people down there have a lot of like black influence and like almost like a like French or Haitian influence.
Like, yeah, it just seems super mixed.
So maybe it takes a little stank of the racism off.
That's possible.
But they had slaves throughout the Civil War, even after the Emancipation Proclamation.
They didn't stop slavery until 1865.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
So it's like, oh no, it's tricky.
But Chris Harrison took a leave of absence from the show for this.
Because he was, I don't know, he was deaf or something.
I don't, again, even what I'm saying, Al, like when I was saying that, I was trying to kind of be funny.
But if we, oh, if we say, okay, fine, you cannot separate the old South from slavery.
Can you at least understand why someone would say, okay, a girl made a dumb mistake.
Let's just try to be a little graceful.
Oh, yeah.
That's where we're saying.
How much do you think?
But I think you could still call it like, oh, this was a dumb thing.
It was.
Sure.
I'll accept that.
I'll give you that.
Both are true.
Both are true.
Like, we've all done things we regret as kids, you know, whether it was like tease people, whether it was like, you know, some joining fucking gangs and shit like that.
Like, we've all been a part of things we wish we didn't do when we were young.
And now that we're older, we're like, fuck, that was dumb.
And like, maybe I affected people in a wrong way.
You know, like, I shouldn't have done that.
Absolutely.
But we're allowed to be forgiven.
You know, I think that we forgive people.
I mean, we forgive rappers for way more.
Yeah.
I mean, like rappers openly rapping about harming people.
Yeah.
And I love it.
Not only harming people, selling drugs and harming people within their own community.
We have some of the biggest Black Lives Matter supporter rappers who proved to us earlier in their careers that Black lives did not really matter to them.
If you listen to those early albums, they're not talking about white people that they're selling drugs to.
This is worded in a way that people are going to get upset at it.
But what you're saying is, it's right.
They put capitalism over the lives in their own community if they needed to or by survival and thriving.
And then we saw them change and become people that like we admire and we look up to and like lead us in terms of civil rights and black life mattering.
We look at them and go, holy shit, this person is putting his money where his mouth is.
I fucks with that person.
That person is real.
He's matured.
So if we can let somebody who's committed the most egregious acts possible, or at least has said that he committed those acts or tried to commit those acts, right?
Chappelle Redemption Special Rights00:14:10
To humans, I think that we could offer a little grace to a girl who goes to a fucking stupid themed party.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
I can definitely agree with that.
And maybe if we start letting it, maybe if we start allowing people to like go, I fucked up as a kid, right?
Maybe we'll, maybe we just leave that open a little bit more.
There'll be much more people who admit it.
Yeah.
There'll be people who come out and they're just like, man, how stupid were those parties we would throw?
They're all full of shit.
That's all we need to accept.
All of us ain't shit.
And that's it.
Yeah.
When I call you out, I know I ain't shit either.
Yeah.
But I own it.
That's all we ask for people.
Hey, we all fucked up.
We all did stupid things.
We all say stupid things.
Some just personal accountability, bro.
That's it.
Dude, that's the thing that drives me crazy about the Chappelle, his recent speeches.
The issue with Chappelle and his recent thing is called Redemption, I believe.
Yes.
Right.
My issue with Chappelle is Chappelle is the living GOA, in my opinion.
He is the living, greatest comic alive.
The greatest comic ever is Patrice O'Neal.
But a lot of people are.
I think I'd say Chappelle, to be honest.
Say what?
I think I'd say Chappelle.
Oh, okay.
That's fair enough.
I can handle yours.
Yeah.
Exactly.
At this point, like the top five or 10 are interchangeable amongst personal opinions.
Yes.
Right.
But most people agree on like the top.
He's one of the greats and nobody's disputing that.
Nobody's disputing it.
Unbelievable a talent.
Yeah.
Unbelievably brilliant.
Brilliant.
How he orchestrated this to get his show back was brilliant.
Brilliant negotiation.
We spoke about, I think, last time.
He made the show valueless.
Yeah.
And when a show is valueless, the owner.
Of course, will give it away because he can't get anything for the show.
Not only was the show valueless, it was so toxic and radioactive that by still owning it as Comedy Central, it made Comedy Central look bad.
Fucking brilliant.
It was a genius strategy to get the rights of his show back.
That is not the issue.
I want Dave Chappelle to have the money more than I want Comedy Central to have the money.
Absolutely.
Comedy Central sucks.
Absolutely.
Always sucked.
I want Dave as a comic to have the money and have the rights for his show.
That's not a question.
I'm just disappointed by how he sounds in this.
That's my issue.
It's like, it seems to me, and don't get me wrong, being the most famous comic in the world is probably hard.
And being looked at as a god amongst people is probably hard.
And it just feels as if like he doesn't have people in his camp that are willing to go, hey, bro, I don't know if you should put that thing out where you call yourself a hero five times.
Like that's not a comic thing to do.
Like usually we make fun of people who call themselves heroes, right?
Like a hero is like, being a hero is like having a nickname.
Like you can't give yourself the nickname.
Like people decide if you're a hero and people decide your nickname.
Right.
So I feel like a little disappointed or sad because I'm like, bro, this is, this is not what we do as comics.
And it seems as if there's no personal accountability whatsoever for like what happened here.
Right.
I want him to have all the money.
I want him to own the fucking show over Comedy Central, sure.
But let's be honest about what happened.
You signed the contract that you wanted because the ball was in your court.
You got the biggest fucking contract ever.
Everything that you wanted, you got, right?
You walked away.
They paid you money.
You did not pay the money back.
Right?
Yep.
They held the rights to the show that they owned per your contract.
And you're upset at them.
In no way is there no personal accountability at all?
Yeah, man.
I don't, again, brilliant negotiation.
He used his leverage.
His leverage.
He's a genius.
It's a genius negotiation, but the mischaracterization of how everything happened.
And even when he's talking about getting COVID early on, I had to perform.
I can't not do live shows till 2022.
That's why I got COVID because I was performing.
You're also, there's pictures of you at bars with no masks.
There's stories of you getting into fights with people maskless at a bar.
Don't make it just, hey, I'm a hero who has to perform for everybody.
I love my craft so much.
That's why I got COVID.
Be three-dimensional in your story.
Yeah.
I kind of didn't give a fuck.
And I got COVID.
That's what it was.
Fine.
I did shows because I loved performing.
Don't give a fuck.
Went to bars because I was tired.
I missed people.
Whatever.
I can handle that.
Yeah, yeah.
Little shit like that.
And again, I brought it up last time, but it reminded me of the, I used to not smoke and drink and tell this business.
No, no, I was a good Muslim before.
Whatever religion you are, if you start smoking and drinking, you fucked up.
You failed your God.
That's not anybody else's fault.
On peer pressure?
When you fucking 12 years old?
You're 30 years old.
You're a fucking multi-millionaire.
And these execs are going to get you to smoke and drink your pressures away.
Go to a fucking therapist, bro.
Go to a mosque.
Go to a mosque, bro.
Go to that therapist.
I just don't like that aspect of him.
He's a terrorist, not terrorist.
I just don't like that aspect of what he's doing.
Again, I think he's the greatest comic ever.
I think he's fucking brilliant.
I think he's a good person.
Brilliant strategy to get his fucking.
Brilliant strategy to get his show back.
I'm riveted whenever he speaks.
And to your point.
But someone in the crew needs to step in and be like, bruh, like, you called yourself a hero five times.
I didn't even catch that.
So this is all, that's all I'm saying.
I'm watching it and I'm going, imagine he said that and then had to sit next to Patrice after the show at the back table of Zella.
100%.
Patrice would tear his skeleton from his body.
He would literally tear his skeleton out of his flesh.
Accountability king.
Accountability kink to a fault.
Very much so.
There is a Patrice documentary, I think, on Comedy Central, and that's the reason why no one has fucking seen it probably.
But this is the greatest ever.
Please go watch it.
Find it.
It was produced by All Things Comedy.
Great guys over there.
That's Bill Burrs Company.
And go fucking check this out.
Killing is Easy.
Is that the one?
Say it again.
Killing is Easy.
Is that what's going on?
There's one that's supposed to, I thought it's supposed to still come out called Kelly.
Oh, maybe it hasn't come out yet.
We will find a way.
We'll put some links in there.
But dude, I'm telling you, this is the greatest.
Point is, like, if Patrice was around, there's no way Chappelle walks off stage and Patrice doesn't go hammer him.
Like, he'd be like, bro, it was a sketch show, not the Declaration of Independence.
Relax.
Like, that's not heroic.
There are people like fighting in wars.
There are different things here.
They're not fighting crimes.
Yeah.
Like, come on.
They're like frontline workers that are dealing with all the people that get Corona from Cody from Shappell.
Or from your general reckless behavior.
We all got COVID.
I got COVID at a show.
I'm not a hero.
I didn't do it because I love performing.
I wanted to perform selfishly.
I got COVID.
Never once did I talk to you guys like, hey, man, I just love the game.
I just had to give the people that wanted to get now, granted, much, much smaller audience, but I just had to give my fans.
No, I got COVID because I made a decision.
I lived with the consequences.
And I remember Charlemagne saying about Kanye and his father.
And I thought, almost killed half the comics in New York.
That's really important.
I did this.
I gave Colin Quinn COVID.
Not because I'm a hero, because I fucked up.
I miscalculated.
I was selfish.
I was selfish.
Frankly, I was selfish.
100% I needed to perform.
Bro, nah, you're a hero, bro.
We never thought about that.
Yo, I thought you're a fucking hero for doing Corona and getting the Netflix special shutdown.
Thank God I got some.
Hey, God, I got some heroes.
It's because I'm heroic.
I'm a frontline worker.
Son.
I'm a frontline.
Why'd you do all this heroism and not get a show back or something like that?
No, dog.
Come on, bro.
Give farmers their rights.
Yeah, please.
Come on, bro.
Dude.
Come on.
The least you can do.
If you're going to be so heroic and perform stand-up comedy so that people can tell you how great you are on a nightly basis, definitely just for the people.
It's not for you at all.
Unreal.
Yeah, yeah.
Unreal.
It's not like you're building houses for the homeless.
That's selfless.
But going on stage and telling jokes so people say how amazing you are, that's selfish.
We do that for us.
It makes us feel really good.
Mutual benefit, if you guys laugh, 100%.
But we're not going to be out here going, this is only for y'all.
I'm only performing somebody else.
It's not for y'all.
And I'm a Chappelle fan.
Like, I know we all are.
Go.
Yeah.
I just wish someone in the crew would be like, bruh.
This is what I'm saying.
Charlamagne said this about Kanye.
I think in his book, in Black Privilege, he says, like, nobody in his crew told him no, and that was a massive problem.
They always gassed every ID he had.
That's the same similar thing right now.
Somebody in Chappelle's camp needs to check him a little bit and be like, bruh, you might be the greatest ever.
You're doing too much with this I'm a hero shit.
And if you drink and smoke, that's not their fault.
That's your fault.
That's personal accountability.
Take that.
You were masculiness at bars.
Take that.
That's it.
That's the only reason why it's disappointing.
You want the people that you admire and the people you look up to and the people you've looked up to for years.
You want them to be personally accountable for their failures.
And I hope that I can be personally accountable.
I know I have guys that are on my team that will tell me when I'm fucking up almost to a fault.
The second I talk about anything, Alex immediately comes up to me.
You know what I mean?
Alex would be like, bro, you were wearing two expensive shoes on a podcast.
People are going to think you changed.
Yeah.
I'd be like, all right.
Like after this podcast, he'd be like, I think we should cut the part about the watch.
People are going to think you change.
Just kind of thinking that dirt it.
Al is wearing a whole Rolex on his arm that he owns.
I'm wearing my girl's Rolex.
And he's still like, bro, you changed.
Okay.
You're wearing your girlfriend's jewelry.
You fucking change.
And we just switched this podcast back to gold flavor, dude.
It's so funny.
You posted something to your story.
And I was like, that's a little racist.
And I hit him up about it.
I'm like, I don't know about that one.
He's like, what'd you say about it?
So I posted, Tim Dylan posted a video of, I think it's his opener, a guy named Dan, I think his name is.
And of Dan like throwing water outside while it's freezing cold.
You know, sometimes the water will change to ice in midair, whatever, because they're in Texas and it's freezing, you know.
And I go, I respond to the video.
I go, wow, Tim is making so much money on Patreon.
He has a white maid.
Right.
And Al goes, that's a little racist.
And I said, blame Forrest Gump.
Because remember the movie Forrest Gump.
That's right.
The whole point about Bubba's family was they had white maids.
Literally, the joke was they started out as a maid.
She started as a maid.
And then eventually she got so rich.
White people were working for her.
That she had a white maid.
So I learned it from Forrest Gump, who's a great guy.
So you can't blame me.
I really learned it from Bubba and Bubba's mom, who got a white maid as soon as she could, dude.
Oh, yeah.
She's putting that maid through the ringer.
Josh Whedon got nothing on Bubba's mom.
She is running that bitch through the mud.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, so I guess in conclusion, awesome that Chappelle got the rights to his show.
Great.
Great.
You know what I mean?
It's great that he built up enough fucking power that he could force them to do what he wanted.
Yeah.
But disappointing that there's not any personal accountability at all for like how it went down.
Yeah.
And I'm starting to notice the tides turning even within the comics that I talk to.
Yeah.
Before we all were kind of like, everything Chappelle does is great.
And then I was a little bit unsure about one or two things, but they would 100% stand.
And now they're all just like, what the fuck is he doing?
That's the other thing.
We're the only comics probably that are going to talk about this publicly.
Yeah.
I don't think any other comics would go on podcasts and talk about it.
Every comic that I've spoken to, it's not even close.
Every comic that I've spoken to, every single one, every single one feels this exact same way.
Yeah.
If not stronger.
That's all I'll say.
I mean, he went from doing all I'm saying is that that's it.
And I don't blame them for not saying it because a lot of these guys would love to get the opportunity to like open, you know, or be a part of that world, which is awesome.
Don't get me wrong.
It'd be amazing to perform with Chappelle.
I feel the exact.
I think he's the greatest comedic mind in history.
Genius.
His mind, like the way it is blessed to do comedy.
I'm Patrice.
I'm a Patricia.
We're splitting hairs.
But like the way his brain works, I marvel at this shit.
Unbelievable.
His callback, he says what he raped.
I legit got up.
Unbelievable.
Like I watched LeBron hit a game winner against the magic.
Same reaction.
Holy fuck, I can't believe what I just saw.
When he wants to get busy, there is nothing like that.
And that's what makes this sad.
I'll ask industry people like what they think about it because I'm curious.
I'm like, I want to make sure it's not just me that has this kind of like cringe-worthy reaction.
And it's the same, dude.
And I understand you get to a certain level of success where people aren't going to tell you that.
And I'm sure that on a much smaller level, much smaller level, I would experience that not from you guys, but from people maybe outside of our circle, right?
Maybe they wouldn't want to say that I'm doing something stupid, or maybe they want to say that I'm being sanctimonious or something like that.
But what I hope that we keep an energy here is that we're going to be honest with one another and say, hey, listen, you're crossing the fucking line, or hey, you're doing something that maybe you don't want to do.
And then it's up to me or you to make that decision to continue that.
Like if we say that to you, like, I mean, we've all had like hard combos off podcasts just about like personal shit.
And we have these fucking, and we go through it, and sometimes it's tough.
Yep.
It's tough.
But you got to keep that.
Tom Brady Championship Respect00:16:37
Yeah.
You know?
And yeah, I don't know.
I just.
I think because we love him, that's why we're disappointed in this.
That's why the emotion is like stronger.
Like, bruh, if you put out a special right now that was like comedy, it'd be so fucking good.
Yeah.
It'd be so fucking good.
Or even just if you want to be a storyteller and talk, great, but just don't call yourself a hero and say you got COVID because you're a hero and, you know, whatever the fuck else.
Just stop mischaracterizing how things happen.
Be honest with yourself.
And someone in his camp, you can't expect fans to do it.
Someone in his camp got to be like, bruh, you're the greatest, quite possibly GOAT.
This is fucking, you got to chill on some of this.
That's it.
That's why you need Patrice, man.
That's why you need fucking Patrice.
I know.
Patrice was that motherfucker, dude.
Anybody.
Patrice was that motherfucker who'd be like, man, cut that shit out.
No, he would go beyond cut that shit out.
Yeah, yeah.
What he'd do is he'd get up from the table as Chappelle was walking over.
He'd be like, let me make some room for the hero.
You make some room for the hero.
You know me, I love heroes.
Eating them, sitting next to them.
I love me some heroes.
Is any frontline workers here?
You should thank this man for the sacrifice he made to get your show.
You're in business.
We work in overtime.
Oh, man.
But for real, though, thank you for being out there and doing shows because we got some shows coming up.
You can go check out theandrewsholes.com for all of our upcoming dates.
Akashing.com over here.
That's right.
Akashing.com.
We're back on tour.
It's called The Heroes Tour.
The Heroes Tour.
Yo, you should call it Big Hero Seeks.
Yeah, baby.
Seek now.
Heroes welcome.
Hey, bro.
I'm one fuck away.
You're one bug away, dude.
What else we got, man?
What else we got?
I know there's some crazy shit going on out there.
Fuck.
Oh, what did you think about the daughter of the person that made the Lombardi trophy?
This is the Super Bowl trophy for football.
You can't give attention to everybody.
So she said when she saw the video of Tom Brady throwing the trophy from his boat to Rob Gronkowski's boat, she said that she felt insulted on her father's behalf and that Tom Brady owed an apology.
Shut up, bitch.
Let me tell you something, bitch.
That shit is the Tom Brady trophy.
Yes, it is.
Vince Lombardi got two, you stupid bitch.
Tom Brady got three and a half times as many trophies as your cancerous ass grandfather.
That was probably a little far.
But I stand by.
No, Lombardi wasn't her grandfather.
This is the craziest thing.
Her grandfather just made it.
Oh, my God.
She's got zero connection to greatness.
Who the fuck are you?
I mean, how could your grandfather design such a thing?
A football on top of a podium?
What a creative genius.
We got a real Elon Musk over here with their design capabilities.
This is the fucking shittiest trophy.
When you really think about things, how shitty is the trophy?
And not to mention, it's been in way worse places than Rob Gronkowski's fucking hands and Tom Brady's hands.
If it fell in the water, that might be the cleanest place that it's ever been.
The biggest place it's been is Rob Gronkowski's hands.
Horse Kutchis.
Okay?
It's been in Horace Kutchis.
I'm not saying the entire thing, but you know for sure after the Super Bowl party, they try to fit it up in there.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Let's be honest here.
Horse Kutches.
You don't think they tried to put that in back and first, Al?
No, I don't think so.
You don't think?
You don't think they went back first?
100%.
Had to.
Had to.
That's probably how Josh Whedon started every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slam.
Slaying that pussy.
I just said, dude, what a preposterous thing.
What the fuck is this bitch?
Who is she?
Who is she?
I cannot believe you.
What's her name?
Don't nobody know?
Bitch?
Hey, what's her name?
Hey, maybe we got to reserve the word bitch for these type of situations, bro.
Nah, that's a good word.
I'll be using that shit for all kinds of things.
Yeah, I know, but the power that it can yield or wield.
Wield.
Wield?
Wield.
One of them shits.
Wield.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Stupid ass bitch.
Yeah, that was a bitch-ass thing for me to even say.
Bitch.
A whole ass bitch.
This bitch a bitch, yo.
Bitch.
She needs to know.
Twat.
That's a good one.
Yo, twat.
That's a good one.
I haven't said twat in a minute.
Yeah.
I think it almost like reads better than it actually sounds.
But just a twatty thing.
The entitlement.
You have zero connection to this.
She's just trying to be fucking relevant.
I hope they change the trophy.
I hope Tom Brady changes the fucking trophy.
He has the right.
Literally, I hope next year when he comes back, that's not what the Super Bowl trophy looks like no more.
I hope they get a different Super Bowl trophy just to spite this bitch.
It should be the Tom Brady trophy.
At the very least, he should have the MVP trophy.
I think it should be the Tom Brady trophy.
It should be the Tom Brady.
You know how they got Jerry West?
Yeah.
First of all, how many championships Jerry West got?
He's the logo, but he's not the championship.
Bill Russell's the MVP of the finals.
But the logo.
Like, you got one championship and you're the logo?
That's a little wild.
Let's put, let's put, let's switch that up.
Jerry West got to go too.
Yeah, but then you got to change a lot of things, though.
Hey, Jerry, you're sweet.
You're a nice guy.
You got a decent jump shot.
Great GM.
Great GM?
You're not the logo.
How many people, kids, right now, know that Jerry West is the logo?
When I was growing up, I didn't know it was Jerry West.
It took me forever to realize that.
I had no fucking clue.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, it should be Bill Russell.
That'd be all right.
It's the guy.
Yo, the logo should always be the guy with the most championships.
I love it now.
But back up because then you got fucking Robert Ory out there.
Shit.
Yo, but anybody getting 11.
Because you know he'll put his name in there.
Anybody get 10?
I think Robert Orey welcomed Tom Brady to like the seven championship club.
I mean, that was adorable.
That's cute.
He's got the right.
I love Robert Orry.
He got the right.
No, he don't.
Yo, so here's the thing.
Big shot Bob.
Here's the thing about Big Shot Bob is that even though he's not responsible for those championships in the same way some of his teammates are, without him, those championships aren't there.
He won the finals for the Lakers, bro.
Real talk he did.
So it's like, it's the trickiest situation because we're sitting here going, Bob, what are you talking about?
That's what I'm saying.
He wasn't some bum.
He wasn't a great, but he did hit the fucking game winners throughout his career.
So he can make the argument.
Like when Steve, no, no, John Paxon, when John Paxon hit that game winner for the Bulls, John Paxon gets to brag about that ring.
Yep.
He gets to wear that shit, shine all over you.
This is how you win a championship.
He gets to say all that kind of shit because he hit the fucking shot about that one.
He could say that about that one.
Oh, he can't talk about no more than that.
That's what I'm saying.
That's it.
One.
He gets to talk about one.
Or he didn't hit game winners in all seven of them things.
So he, I think he has three big game winners.
He gets to talk about three.
Talk about three.
I'll get talking about three.
Don't brag about being the seven, seven chips club.
Yeah, fuck out of it.
Fuck out.
Yeah, yeah.
You were in the right place at the right time.
Yeah.
Put some respect on Big Shot Bob.
How many rings Steve Kerr got?
Nine?
Whoa.
Something crazy.
No, because he wasn't there for the first three Bulls.
He was there for the second three.
And he went to the Spurs.
Yeah, but oh, as a coach.
And as a coach.
Look it up.
Google it.
I think he got like five, six.
Because he wasn't there for the Spurs first few either.
I don't know if he's what?
Yeah, he's sucking in teeth, bro.
That's a good point.
Yo, sucking teeth is a great way to show your displeasure.
I mean, it is super cool.
Kerr has five as a player.
As a player, yeah.
And then how many as a coach?
Three as a coach.
Three.
So he's at eight.
Yeah.
He would never do that, though.
He would never be like, Welcome to the A Champions.
He said it sarcastically.
He's like, if he got one more, but he knows what the fuck time it is.
You know what I mean?
It's right place, right time.
It's like all of us being in a bar.
He really had the fucking scents slapped into him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He never got out of line after that.
That shit really put him in place.
Yeah, humble, humble.
But can we talk about how Brady was wasted, though?
Oh, that's the best.
That was how he leaned in.
Yeah.
He goes, nothing to see her.
He misspells all of it.
He goes, nothing to see her.
Yeah.
Just a little avocado ice cream.
Avocado tequila.
Avocado tequila, my bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so good.
That's good.
That's the greatest.
It shows that he's a little human because I thought this motherfucker is just straight robot.
I did too.
Like, that's.
That's because of the Patriots holding him back in personality, even.
He's funny on social media.
He is actually funny.
And you know how you know he's a good guy?
Because even when he's drunk, he's mad loving, giving Antoine Winfield Twan, Tuan, like just happy.
Bro, talking to everybody, carrying his daughter.
Call him.
That's cool.
His players niggas.
No, no, he ain't that.
He didn't say that.
He didn't say that.
I know the clip that you're ever saying.
He didn't say that.
We're not going to put that on him.
He's sad.
His sad and family.
Plantation parties, but I'm telling you this.
It sounds exactly like this.
I haven't seen it.
But it can't be.
Oh, he goes up to Ed Reed.
Yeah.
And he goes, my kryptonite.
My kryptonite.
He's showing mad respect to him.
He goes, We got to get you over here, Ma.
And it sounds like he's saying it.
There's no fucking way.
There's cameras everywhere.
There's like Ed Reed is black.
Bro, if you say that shit to Ed Reed and Ed Reed lets you slide, who the fuck am I to?
It's not like he said it to Key and Peele.
You could say it to Kean Peel.
Yeah, there's a difference saying to a black guy that I know won't do shit to me.
Keep him black, but like there are white people that would feel abundantly comfortable saying the N-word around the other side.
I think there's white people who give them shows just so they can say it.
And Ed Reed is not the one.
Yeah, he's not the one.
Ed Reed is the type of black where you, as a half Puerto Rican, might be like, I don't know if I'm elected top.
I don't know.
I gotta check in with this man first to make funny.
I'm wrong.
You wouldn't say the N-word.
I'm wrong.
I guarantee you you'd be nervous about that shit, right?
Met money.
What's good, Mother?
Clay Thompson not saying no Edwards around Steph Curry.
Curry not saying no Edwards around Ed Reed.
LeBron gonna think about this shit a little bit.
He gonna think about it.
He might.
Dog, do I want it with Ed?
Ed Reed is a parablamo.
Yeah, for Tom.
If Tom Brady did say it to Ed Reed, respect.
Son, let me tell you how dope Tom Brady is.
Let me tell you how dope Tom Brady is, bro.
I was looking at a picture of Tom Brady and his Victoria Secret wife, Giselle Bunchin.
And I'm looking at this picture, and I know bullshit.
I know bullshit.
I said out loud, I go, that's one lucky bitch, bro.
I go, this bitch is so lucky, bro.
She is a Victoria's Secret supermodel, makes more money than him a year.
Yeah.
I'm seeing them in the same picture, and I'm like, she won the lottery.
This girl is the luckiest human being on planet Earth.
Oh, man.
Unbelievable.
What a guy, dude.
What a guy.
I love him.
Got to get him on the pod.
Honestly, if he said the N-word Ed Reid, that's his eighth ring.
You think he gets a ring?
That's another Super Bowl championship in my life.
I don't know about that one, but I mean, you the champ.
If you say that shit to him off, that's how he threw him off.
If you say that shit to Ed Reed, you the champ.
That's how you got to throw Ed Reed off.
You got to say it in front of him and all the cameras.
And he looks at you like, hold on.
Did you just like you just he just confused as fuck out of nowhere?
Bro, I know.
It's just, I mean, I almost need to play the clip.
If you guys look it up on YouTube, it's probably how he confuses the defense.
He's like, huh, one, two, nigga, one.
Defense don't know what to do after that.
Should we all sack him?
The whole defense comes in on a blitz.
Yeah, because the next play, he would get fucked up at one time.
Yeah.
But if Ed Reed lets you say it, bruh, you got it.
Yeah, it's a different level of reason.
You got the juice now.
You got it.
I mean, just unbelievable that chick thought that she was going to get an apology from Brady.
Tom Brady, how dare you?
Bitch, how dare you?
Unbelievable.
You can't get an apology from the guy underneath Gronk that had his hands up.
Oh, yeah.
The guy who actually caught it.
Yeah.
It was a wild thing to throw.
Not because it would sink, because you can get another one of them bullshits, but that could hurt.
That could really hurt.
Yeah, that's a Florida ass thing.
It got some weight on that shit.
There's some pointy edges.
Yeah, that's silver.
It's slippery as fuck.
Everybody's wet.
They're on the water.
My man was drunk.
Yeah, he was drunk.
He wasn't thinking about nothing.
Not at all.
Living.
Tell you how drunk you gotta be.
You say, fucking, that's such a drunk.
Hey, you catch that.
I'm telling you.
It's so drunk.
He was drunk, bro.
Yeah, he should apologize, yo.
Come to see me.
So we need an apology, Tom Brady.
You could have killed somebody.
People had their fucking children on that boat.
Dude, what if he hit one of their kids?
He wouldn't, though.
He's Tom Brady.
Is that Tom Brady?
He's not going to miss.
That's what he does under pressure.
He performs.
He performs, bro.
Man, put it right where he could catch it.
He's a player.
PTPer, bro.
Damn, dude.
Do it.
He's the greatest.
The GOAT.
Fucking Jordan.
Jordan ain't throwing any post-game speech.
Was he talking about how heroic he was a lot?
Yo, yo, like when he carefully knocked.
Like, like, when he literally took the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to the promised lands.
From not even in the playoffs.
From not even in the playoffs before, and then won a coach.
Yeah.
His first ring?
Yeah.
Was he like, I'm a hero?
I'm a hero.
And by the way, did you hear me?
I'm a hero?
Did he say that?
I don't think I heard it.
Al, did you hear it?
Or did he say like, yo, we won this together?
And this is pretty awesome.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, I think he said a lot of we.
It was a lot of weed.
It was a lot of weed.
He made it a point to say we.
It was we, right?
Okay.
Just making sure.
I'm just saying.
The GOAT is out here, you know what I mean?
Doing GOAT shit.
You know what I mean?
You know who didn't get Corona?
Oh, the GOAT.
Motherfucker living in Florida.
That's what's up.
You know what I'm saying?
Play football.
Nobody on the team didn't.
There was no Corona outbreak.
No, nothing.
He was having practices before the season in parks.
No Corona.
That's Florida, baby.
That's Florida.
And DeSantis We Trust.
Oh, my God.
What?
Yo, real talk.
You'd rather Andrew Gillam getting stroked in a motel than Rick DeSantis, bro?
He knows how to have a good time.
You got to go to the next one.
I give him that.
Let's be honest, yo.
Andrew Gillum, bro, might have been a great Florida governor.
Not COVID times.
If it was non-COVID, this guy does meth.
Yeah.
And he's bisexual.
Allegedly.
No, he's bisexual.
The meth, allegedly.
But the meth is alleged.
But it's pretty much not.
But it is alleged.
Right.
Right.
It's guaranteed.
I mean, you can't be bothered.
Yeah, if we're going to talk about fucking Cuomo and Newsom as president, we should talk about Florida and Wheels in Texas.
Greg Abbott and DeSantis.
They call him Wheels, bro.
They call him Wheels.
Yo, they should get a run at it or roll at it, whatever.
Son, can you get a roll at it?
I think he should take a roll at it, bro.
He got a roll for it.
He should roll for president, I think.
He got a role for president.
He got a role for president, dog.
Come on, man.
You got just a chance as anybody else.
Bro.
Oh, man.
Would he say he was going to roll for president?
That'd be a great slot.
Son, if he says I'm rolling for president, I'm voting for him.
He has to.
I'm voting for him.
Yeah, I'm voting.
And just seats his vice on his lap like a baby at Christmas in a mall.
Dude, that was Abbott.
Dude, we got to do it.
Roll with Abbott to get it.
Roll with Abbott.
Yo, Elon, fix his legs.
That's what I would say.
If I'm Abbott, I'd be like, once I'm president, I'm going to get that South African motherfucker to fix my feet.
Dude, we got to do this.
So Abbott or DeSantis?
Yeah.
I think we got to go.
I think we got to go that direction.
We got to at least bring it up.
We got to have the disaster.
We're going to talk about Cuomo and Newsom.
Son, DeSantis looked just like Chris Coppo.
That's unbelievable.
Tushy Bidet Toilet Talk00:05:35
Oh, my God.
I got to show you right now.
Shout out to Chris.
If you pull it up, shout out to Chris Copo, dog.
You know, shout outs to Chris, man.
Love you, Chris.
Man, out here losing weight in Corona.
Is he?
Yeah.
You got that hip?
No, he's stop drinking.
What?
Yo, nobody's talking about the hiv no more.
Tell me that ain't Chris Scopo.
Tell me that ain't Chris Scopo right there.
A little bit.
A little bit of Chris Copo.
That's exactly.
I love how the picture that Alex brought up.
This is how fucking Florida DeSantis is.
He's holding a microphone that he's got to share with other people.
So he only put one glove on, and it's for his mic glove.
He's like, I refuse to wear any sort of protection.
The one they made me wear.
Only just what they made me.
I'm going to left-hand this shit.
Look at this guy.
Eyes close.
We'll see what happens.
That's his governing strategy.
We'll see what happens.
Leave it open.
Let the people do it.
But it worked, dog.
Bro, it worked.
Everybody moving here.
Literally, everybody's moving here, bro.
Or Texas.
Or Texas.
But now, after they saw what happened in Texas with the roaming blackouts and the freezing cold.
Some parents had no electricity all day.
I don't know what happened to you.
I didn't even hear that.
It's freezing cold.
16 snow.
16 degrees.
And in Texas, everything is electric.
They don't have gas heat, so they just got no heat.
Oh, freezing cold.
Yeah.
Shit is rough, bro.
I'm glad we didn't go there, dog.
I'm just saying, bro.
You know what I mean?
A hero guides his people on the journey to success.
You know what I mean?
Hey, listen, it's up to a hero.
A true hero, a true hero guides his flock through the desert.
You want to stay warm to my mom.
Not my dad.
You're not allowed for obvious reasons.
To my mom, if you want to start drinking, you can just blame it on the weather and say the weather made you give up your religion and start drinking.
Maybe smoke, do some drugs.
You know what I mean?
Blame it on Mother Nature.
Yo, find a motel with Andrew.
That'd have to be your dad.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Right.
Bro, I'm telling you, bro, for real, man.
Well, here we are down in Miami, bro.
Heroes and shit.
Hey, bro, we're doing it.
We are heroes, bro.
We are heroes.
Are there any other topics you need to scroll down?
No, we are heroes.
Al, can you do the heroic thing and see if there's more things for us to talk about?
Because the way that you did that was, hey, listen, what was the line he said?
Cowards don't recognize the brave or some shit.
What was it?
He has something about like cowards criticize the hero.
I call Andrew a coward, dog.
That's a while.
He's calling Andrew a coward, son.
He's calling you a coward.
Let me tell you when I'm a coward.
When I walk in one of them watch stores, bro, your boy is cowardly.
I hop potato that shit right back onto my girl.
My girl was like, what did you want to see?
I was like, walking.
Oh, okay.
We're at this mall, Bow Harbor, outdoor mall, because it's hot.
Guys, I don't know when the fuck Corona is going to be over, but I do know this.
If there's ever another run on toilet paper, I have a solution for you right now that's going to change your fucking life like it changed all of ours.
And that's a goddamn tushi.
Okay?
A bidet.
Yes, it's a bidet, but let's call it a tushy.
We're not French.
Even saying that word feels weird.
A tushi, though, I like it.
Okay.
Tushi has got these bidets that you can install on your toilet that you already have.
Okay.
You don't have to buy a whole new fucking toilet.
You don't have to buy one of those like crazy Japanese ones that like notices when you walk in the room and does all this other shit.
You don't need that.
Whatever you have that you're comfortable, that your butt cheeks fit on brilliantly, that you've worked out and grooved to your comfort, you keep that.
And then you add the bidet.
And it's going to clean your fucking ass so that when you wipe, you almost see nothing.
It's just water.
It's amazing.
This is my least favorite thing about Miami is I haven't gotten my tushie yet.
It's in New York.
I haven't gotten my new one.
I need another one.
Tushie, hook it up.
No-brainer.
Asshole.
Clean assholes for the assholes.
I'm telling you, if we're going to be the asshole army, them asshole's got to be clean.
Hell yeah.
We're getting a brown right out of that asshole and we do it with a fucking bidet by tushy.
This is a no-brainer.
Anybody who hasn't tried it, I get it first.
You're like, oh, I feel a little vulnerable.
There's going to be water shot at my ass.
The second you have it, you're like, I need this all the time.
It's the best.
You stay there longer.
It's the best.
100%.
I'll text while water's shooting right up my ass.
It's the best.
It's amazing.
Is that vulnerable?
I don't care.
It feels incredible.
I've gone no toilet paper.
I've been out and I've been like, you know what? A little extra longer on a tushy and I'm straight, underwear, straight the next day.
Done.
The only reason why everybody on this fucking planet doesn't have a tushi, this is the only reason why.
Well, a lot of people shouldn't hold still, but everybody with a toilet doesn't have a tushi.
Yep.
It's because the toilet paper industry is jealous.
It's big toilet paper.
Big toilet paper is getting in the way of tushi's dominance of the market.
And we're not going to let that happen.
Nope.
Okay.
We're freedom.
We're not.
We're heroes.
We are fucking heroes, huh, Kosh?
I'm a hero with my tushi.
I'm a hero with my tushi.
Did you just refer to yourself as a hero?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I did that too.
Yeah, absolutely.
I guess we're heroes.
We're heroes, buddy.
We're fucking heroes.
Anyway, you could be a hero too.
Just make sure you get a tushy.
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We love you.
We want your assholes clean.
Now let's get back to the show.
And we're back.
All right.
Here's an interesting story.
I think there's a couple more things we'll talk about and then we get out of here.
Hitler Nazi Persecution Implications00:14:38
But this chick who was an ex-MMA fighter named Gina Carano was fired from her role on The Mandalorian.
Yeah.
Okay.
Al watches this show.
Yeah.
He said that she's useless on the show.
Yeah.
Her character is important, but she's a horrible actress.
Yeah.
She's basically, I think basically what happened was she was a legit MMA fighter.
So like she started getting these action roles.
And I think it's just like, oh, this adds validity to this person in the movie because she can really do these things in real life.
Right.
Right.
So I get that.
And sure, she's in the show.
Is she kicking people's ass in the show?
Yeah.
Right.
And she can literally kick ass.
Right.
In real life because she used to be an MMA fighter.
I get it.
I get what Hollywood does.
Right.
So she tweets out something.
I think it was tweet.
She basically put out this and she goes, She was talking, she basically compared the persecution of Republicans and Trumpers to the Nazi persecution of Jews.
Okay.
She goes, Jews were beaten in the streets, not by Nazi soldiers, but by their neighbors, even by children, because history is edited.
Most people today don't realize that to get to that point where Nazi soldiers could easily round up thousands of Jews, the government first made their own neighbors hate them simply for being Jews.
How is that any different from hating someone for their political views?
Now, she got fired for saying this.
First of all, shouts to the Jews, bro.
The Jews, they fucking got it locked, bro.
They really do.
They got it locked.
Where's Dove?
We need his opinion on it.
Right now he's getting feasted on by the Rona.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Yo, all that, like the Jewish-Chinese relationship, it really does like rain true.
Like, you know how that's where Jews go on Christmas?
Oh, I didn't know.
Chinese food places.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now the Chinese are eating the Jews in Florida with this Rona.
So I'm actually curious what Dove has to say.
It's a bummer he's not here.
But it is interesting, right?
Because what she's trying to say.
Now, listen, anytime you liken anything to the Holocaust, you could definitely make the argument that you're dismissing the severity of the Holocaust, right?
This is immediately going to happen.
Exactly.
And the same thing with slavery, right?
It's like anytime you call, like when athletes call themselves, oh, this is modern day slavery, it's like, you're kind of belittling how horrible slavery was.
And like, we say that.
Now, you could make arguments for both, right?
You could say, like, when athletes talk about being slaves, they're talking about their freedom to operate in the world is restricted based on these contracts, right?
And that is absolutely nothing like slavery.
And I understand why there's pushback, especially from the black community.
You hear it from like the conservative side who is just trying to do anything they can to like shut athletes up.
But you also hear it from the black community that's like, hey, can we not liken everything to slavery?
We're belittling how horrendous slavery was, right?
Most slaves would, in a heartbeat, switch places with a professional athlete.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So the thing with what she's saying here is interesting because she's not saying, I think this is more nuanced.
She's not saying that what Republicans go through is the same as what Jews went through in Nazi Germany.
What she's saying is this is the groundwork for what happened to Jews.
In other words, you first need to make it okay to publicly hate someone and shame them.
And then you could do whatever you want with those people.
So do I think in America in the year 2021 that there's ever going to be a time where we're just rounding up Trump supporters, half the country?
Like, you know how big the fucking camps are going to need to be?
Like we didn't even have enough room for the Native Americans.
There's no way we're going to have enough room to put 74%.
Barely a minority.
Barely a minority.
Barely.
Barely.
49%, 49.5%.
Like, so that can't happen.
Like, Jews were a super, super small minority in Germany.
So this is completely unrealistic.
But what she's saying is you can't allow hatred towards a group of people because when you openly hate a group of people, all of a sudden it becomes very easy to inflict acts of violence.
You can't make a person radioactive for who they are.
That's kind of what she's saying.
Like, yeah, you're going to hate this person automatically because she's a Trumper.
And when it's open to hate them, violence is very easy.
Like, remember a punch a Trump supporter or something or punch a MAGA person back in the day, like it was just like a saying.
So it's like, yeah, MAGA people are racist and a sexist and all these other things.
So you might as well just punch them in the face or punch a Nazi.
That was it.
But they were referring to the MAGA people as Nazis, essentially.
And it is kind of weird that nobody ever has issue the other way around.
That's what I was going to say.
We've been comparing Trump to Hitler for four years.
Now the comparisons are stronger than ever.
Nobody ever says, hey, that's triggering.
Do you understand that Hitler killed 6 million Jews?
It's so true.
Like we can label.
That is really interesting.
And that's what bothers me about this.
I think what she's saying is stupid.
Like, I understand the general point that she's trying to make, and that's not stupid.
She takes it to a stupid place.
But people compare Trump to Hitler on the other side for four years.
And nobody's losing jobs.
Yeah, there seems to be no issue with that whatsoever.
So the left is completely okay when people use Hitler as something, I don't know, like a way to like judge how horrible a human being is and apply that on conservatives, right?
Trump is Hitler, right?
Ted Cruz is Hitler.
Proud boys and all these things are Nazis, etc.
They're applying the Nazi Germany likeness all the time.
How is that not marginalizing the death of six million Jews?
It completely marginalizes.
I just don't understand how the other side doesn't apply.
Just to be fair, I do think both sides do it.
Like whenever there's like some type of thing.
They always go to him.
I don't think this is fireable.
But that is, I was actually talking to Mark about this the other day before he had Corona.
And he brought up the thing.
He's like, who did people compare people to before Hitler?
Because Hitler is the litmus test for horrible.
Right.
So, and I guess it was apparently Napoleon.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, I guess the Napoleonic times were like incredibly brutal, war, and people just getting fucking massacred all the time.
So he was this person who was trying to dominate the whole world and looked at as incredibly evil.
Hitler came around and now Napoleon's like, oh, remember that cute guy that was a good general?
Like, how crazy is that?
Do you think there'll be somebody worse that comes along and then Hitler becomes Napoleon?
I mean, hopefully not, but it's possible.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
All it takes is one person to do a little bit worse thing than you, and all of a sudden you're off scot-free.
Remember George Bush, most hated man in America?
Now all of a sudden, best friends with Michelle Obama, passing around fucking lozenges and shit during every single inauguration.
People love their relationship.
That's amazing.
So Trump is one bad guy away from being...
Remember that funny guy that used to tweet the crazy shit?
Yeah.
That's a good point.
And maybe all these politicians know that.
You're just the latest person on the whipping post or whatever?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, so back to this.
I don't think that this is that absurd.
I don't.
I don't think it's absurd if the point she's trying to make is, hey, we can't tolerate this behavior where you allow people to just openly hate someone else.
I agree with that.
Right?
What else is she going to liken it to?
If you want to show severity, you use an example more extreme than the one that you're in.
I think it's just so much more extreme that it's ridiculous.
But I still stand by it.
Oh, but I thought her thing is this isn't what it is.
This is where it goes.
This is the beginning of it.
Yeah.
And I said the same thing when people compared Trump to Hitler in his first year in office.
I was like, this is way too fucking early to do that.
Let him cook a little.
Let him get there.
He's just warming up.
Let it marinate.
Let him just marinate this Trump, this Trump fan, Trumpian hatred or whatever.
Let that marinate.
When a couple of Trumps get fucking knocked out, then we got something.
Right now, but again, I don't think this is firable.
This is not something you get fired for.
And if it is, start looking at the motherfuckers who compared Trump to Hitler for four years.
Yeah, why does it now?
How does that undermine?
How does that not undermine what the Jews went through?
Let's try to break that down.
Why do you think that is?
Where's the concentration camps?
Where do those happen in the past four years?
None.
I'm saying the U.S., did Trump put people in concentration camps?
But tell me the steps that are so Holocaust-like.
Why is it that you can like it?
This is what's the difference.
You can liken someone to the persecutor.
You can't liken someone to the persecutor.
Persecuted.
So it's almost like it's, I guess it's no different than I imagine how black people feel about slavery, right?
We can call anybody a slave master.
Gotcha.
But once you start calling yourself, yeah, it's like I'm basically a slave.
Like if some white person was like, yeah, look at the treatment that I'm getting.
Okay.
It's like I'm basically a slave.
Black people are like, yo, y'all don't even know what it is like to be a slave.
But if you said, yeah, the way this guy runs a company, he's like a slave master.
The way Elon Musk runs a company, he's a slave master.
I don't know if black people are going, hey, you're belittling how horrible slave masters are.
Yeah, I don't think they would get as much pushback, if any.
But that's interesting.
But it's an implied thing.
If Trump is Hitler, aren't the rest of the nation the persecuted?
Aren't they saying we are the persecuted?
Yes.
I guess they're not explicitly saying it.
So there's like what a plausible deniability.
Yes.
But it's essentially the same implication.
It is the same thing.
Yeah.
But that is the way that you protect yourself.
You just don't take on the struggle.
Yeah.
Right.
You just pass on the persecution.
Right.
And that is completely scot-free.
And I think Trump.
Sorry to interrupt, but we do this all the time where we're like, he's a Nazi about grammar.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Grammar Nazi is the exact term.
Grammar Nazi, right?
He's a soup Nazi.
Like we use the word Nazi interchangeably with someone who's a real pain in the ass.
Like Nazi shouldn't equal pain in the ass.
That's true.
But we've kind of mean.
Kind of mean.
Yeah, yeah.
Doesn't give you soup.
Yeah.
He's always telling me where to put commas for this guy.
And that's what, that's the comedic juxtaposition, right?
Let's describe something with something way more severe.
Right.
When you call, say, someone looks like a whale or someone looks like a manatee.
Yeah.
Right.
They don't actually look like a manatee, but you're describing them in a way more severe way.
And that's why it's funny.
Right.
Right.
Obviously, she's not trying to be funny right here, but she's using the same tactic of describing her situation in a way more severe way so people pay attention to it.
Have they been trying to get rid of her for a while?
Like, is this enough?
Yeah, that might be it, bro.
I think so.
Disney also super woke, though.
My girl is watching.
Now if there's anyone understand.
Yeah.
Well, if there is any company.
Oh, yeah.
If there is any company on this planet that should not cancel her.
Oh, that's true.
For these beliefs.
Maybe they're trying to make it right, you know?
It's a company started by good old Walt Disney.
Oh, maybe you're right.
Maybe they're super sensitive to their past.
Yeah.
Walt Disney was a Nazi sympathizer back in the day, or allegedly.
I don't know exactly what he said, but I think it's pretty common knowledge that he was.
That's what you hear a lot.
Right.
Now, what I was going to say is, my girl, first of all, Disney, I've always noticed, has been kind of progressive in certain ways.
Like they had that one Cinderella where Brandy was Cinderella.
Right.
And like, he's a black girl that was one of the stepsisters and two white girls.
But she put on Aladdin after that.
And then there was like a disclaimer that was like, we understand that some of this stuff was offensive.
Rather than deleting, then like editing out history, we think it's important to have these conversations.
But like any movie they have, we started going through.
We stopped the movie.
We're like, what about this movie?
Could this be offensive?
And any movie that could be offensive, they have that disclaimer now.
That's just their way of going.
It costs too much to change this shit.
So keep watching this shit, motherfucker.
You know you like it.
But they're on that, like, we're very much on the forefront of like the woke movement or whatever.
Yeah.
So, this is, I guess, in line with that, but I don't think this is fireable.
I just don't.
Yeah.
You can call it stupid.
I do.
I don't think it's fireable.
But we also use hyperbole every single day for our career.
Like, that's what we literally do.
Like, what she's doing, she's not doing it for comedic purposes.
She's doing it for dramatic purposes.
But, like, for a living, what we do is exaggerate things.
So it's funny.
So when we see someone else exaggerate things, we're like, oh, yeah, that's, that's relatable.
That's what we do.
Maybe that's why it's not so shocking.
But for these literalists, right?
These like suits, these corporate motherfuckers who don't know how to think outside of like right in front of their face, maybe they're just like, uh-oh, people could cancel their subscriptions if she's like.
Maybe this is a stupid counter argument, but we, even the way we all use language, like when people say literally, it doesn't mean literally anymore.
Harry Goldman has a great bit about it.
How like now it's become, it even just means figuratively.
Oh, he's literally a thousand pounds.
Yeah.
We all do that.
Everybody exaggerates language.
Yes.
We all have a boss that's a slave driver, slave master.
Nobody's like a stand-up, so they get it in the office.
We all say it.
So I don't.
And you know what's interesting?
She actually knows a little bit about nothing.
Yeah, I didn't know that shit.
Neither did I.
I thought it was like Hitler turned on the light and then that's it with the Jews.
I didn't know that.
But it makes way more sense that they slowly need to gain support.
Yeah.
They slowly need to gain support for this behavior.
Yeah.
And they tolerate these actions from like the regular Germans who are in the street.
I mean, this is, I don't know.
It's kind of weird.
If you're Jewish, I'm really, I'm really curious.
If you're Jewish, do you not agree with this on some level?
I think Ben Shapiro supported her actually.
And he's, you know, head media Jew.
Which is very much head Jew.
If you're a head media Jew, you head Jew.
But I wonder if, like, as a Jew, as a Jew in this situation, you're like, hey, listen, we've studied this.
We know how this works.
She's not wrong.
Do we think this will happen in America?
No.
We don't think this will happen in America.
They don't think this will happen in America to non-Jews.
But if you ask the average Jew if they think the Jewish persecution could happen again, they believe that it could.
My Jewish friends, I asked them, and they're like, absolutely.
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100% it could happen.
It can happen quicker than you ever believe.
So I bet if...
I believe a race war could start.
You don't think we're back to norms?
No.
Really?
I still think we're on edge.
Son, we got the Chappelle show back, bro.
We got the first two seasons of the Chappelle show.
We got the people that stormed the Capitol.
They didn't disappear.
Because there was no Chappelle show.
Now that the Chappelle show is back and they can watch comedy.
We need a hero.
We got him.
Everything's fine.
We got a hero, though.
We have that.
That's one of those things.
He's not the hero that we asked for, but he's the one we deserve.
What is the bad man shit?
Yeah, the one we deserve, I think.
It's the one we deserve, dude.
But that's the thing, man.
So Jews still feel that they could be prosecuted and black people still feel that there could be a civil war.
That's interesting.
And I can't tell you not to feel that because the way that you look at history, it seems incredibly easy.
Yeah.
Right?
The way that Akash and I look at history, we're like, I ain't going to have it.
But it's not, we didn't grow up learning about this shit non-stop, going, hey, it could happen.
Yeah, so yeah, this is a really tricky one.
If she wasn't such a trash actress, go.
Yeah, that's what I was just about to say.
In this one, I really just think it's almost like when a company drops an athlete for some little thing they say, but it's like, you know, like the little athlete was just like starting to play trash.
And so it's like, any reason I can let him go, I think that's what they were just looking for something.
Boom, you gave us a nice out where we don't look bad for firing some woman.
But I also think if she was on the other side, there wouldn't be this firestorm.
If she was on the liberal side, and again, it might be different because the history of being persecuted, but a lot of people pointed out the things that like the anti-minority movement, or I guess it was whatever in the last four years were like, they were like, yo, this is how the Holocaust started.
This is how X started.
This is how Y started.
This is how this, like, that's that's been happening on the other side.
This is just the first time we heard a Trump supporter saying it about themselves.
And now it's a now it's a problem.
And again, it might be different because minorities, particularly black people, had such a history of being persecuted in America that you look at them, you're like, yeah, no, that's more plausible than a white female Trumper.
Yeah, I was actually watching this documentary, and they said, like, during the Trump years, like, white extremism went up 55% throughout those four years.
Wow.
That's a little scary.
Yeah.
Wow.
It was a little scary.
I get it.
But, you know, Biden won.
Yeah.
So hopefully it goes down.
But the fact that it's like can have that drastic of an increase.
Maybe that's because it came from nothing.
Like, if there were two acts of white terrorism or whatever it is, or white extremism in the year 2016, and then there was three in 2017, that's up 50%.
But that doesn't mean it's tons more.
I do believe it went up a good amount, and I think you could feel it.
And we were all on edge, but I also think this kind of shit only makes it worse.
You're making that shit up entirely, bro.
Come on.
Stop it.
Stop trying to steal my country.
Stop trying to steal my country, bro.
You already stole the vote, bro.
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Say what?
You already stole the vote.
Stop it.
I knew you were part of that.
You all probably made the machine.
Yo, you know what it sounds like you need?
What's that?
A hero.
I wish we knew one, dog.
I wish we knew a hero.
I need a hero, dude.
Oh, my God, bro.
Yo, what if Batman, after saving Gotham, came out?
He's like, I am your hero.
New Yorkers would be like, fuck out of here, bro.
You win Spandex, bro.
What the fuck, you win?
What if instead of doing it?
What if instead of that, it was Bruce Wayne saying it after a ruthless corporate takeover of Wayne Enterprise?
What if that's when his hero moment?
What if that's when he was like, hey, Wayne Enterprise's stock up 50%?
I am a hero.
I'm the hero.
Non-stockholders, too.
I'm your hero.
I have courage.
You don't agree?
It's because you're cowards.
Hey, does anybody disagree with me?
You must be a coward because only cowards disagree with a hero.
Where's Patrice?
We need you, Patrice.
All right, last story.
Al, your boy 6ix9ine.
Get the fuck out of here.
Your boy, 6ix9ine is causing some ruckus.
Yeah.
I didn't break this down.
I didn't understand what happened.
I read these tweets and I didn't get it.
So it's more of his fake cabin.
So basically, he, I don't know how he knew, but Meek Mills at some restaurant.
He goes, waits outside for him to come out.
He has his bodyguards with him.
Meek comes out with his bodyguards with him.
Everybody knows that neither one of them are going to fight, but they're all just talking, Josh, and both sides have their phone out.
So they're recording them just cursing at one another while the fucking bodyguards are in between both of them.
It's some shit I would like.
Meek Mill claims he spit on him.
I didn't really see it.
6ix9ine claims that Meek Mills running with police as his security or whatever the case is, but it was just who is Takashi to judge anybody for rolling with police.
That's why this whole thing was so isn't he in witness protection?
Yeah, no, not anymore.
Oh, no, he's you were at one point in your life in witness protection, so you can't knock anybody from having police security.
That's why it's who the fuck else supposed to secure you?
You can't that's why white people feel safe all the time.
Police secure them.
Nah, nah, you can knock people with security if they are claiming they're gangster.
Is Meek still doing that?
Yeah, he's all reformed.
Nah, he like half in, half what restaurant he was eating at?
Probably wasn't a fucking McDonald's.
Damn, I don't know the restaurant.
Probably wasn't getting chicken tenders.
He might have got chicken tenders, bro.
He might have got some jiggity.
He might have got some jiggity then.
Dude, he might have got some jiggity dandes, bro.
I don't know.
I bet he was possible.
You think Meek Mills is refined now.
What do you think he got?
Some jiggity cutlets?
Sometimes you don't want that bread in you.
Nah, nah, he at least got jiggity palm.
Jiggity palm for sure.
Yeah, dude.
Sometimes you got to get a little jiggity palm.
You got to get a little jiggity palm, bro.
But nah, this is an interesting one because I don't know if this is, I doubt this, this is Meek Mill being like actively involved in this, but maybe 6'9 is just searching for a rapper dumb enough to beef with him.
Yeah.
Like, I think, again, I don't know all these motherfuckers, but like, I think little Dirk kind of like brilliantly just said, I'm not going to deal with this guy at all.
I'm not going to beef with this guy at all.
Right.
Yeah.
And then he didn't beef with him.
6ix9ine's album flops, right?
Dirk puts out an album later, and it looks initially like it's not going to do that well.
But then it was apparently only one day's sales.
And then he's been killing it with this fucking album.
Yeah.
And so like Dirk kind of figured out the best way to handle 6ix9ine.
6ix9ine is a sale.
Yeah.
Sales need wind.
Yeah.
Sales can do nothing by themselves.
Yeah.
They just stand there.
The second there's wind, all of a sudden you are moving.
Yeah.
Right.
So 6ix9ine knows he needs beef.
That's his wind, right?
So he's like, is there a rapper that's dumb enough that's actually going to engage with me?
Maybe a rapper that kind of needs some attention.
Meek's been falling off.
The music hasn't really been there.
I mean, has he had like a hit recently?
Not really.
Not really.
You know?
So I wonder if he's like, all right, let me see if I can cook something up with Meek.
I need some attention.
I think he's trying to drop a new song.
He leaked a little something on his Instagram.
Did he drop it yet?
I don't know if he dropped it, but he definitely showed like a little preview of two new songs.
So he's trying to tap into the beef thing so he can do it.
He's also like, what's the safest guy to beef with?
I can't beef with one of these real street motherfuckers because they ain't going to kill my ass.
But I can beef with one of these reformed thugs who feels like they still got to protect themselves, protect their gangster and show that they got it.
But at the same time, they're like, I ain't going back to jail.
And he knows he's on parole.
So meek.
Oh, Meek is on parole.
Meek can't do nothing.
He's finding the perfect person that can't do shit that he can make look like a bitch.
Yeah.
He's going to talk all that shit, make him look like a bitch, and Meek can't do anything back or else he's going back to jail.
And Meek does not want to do that no more.
Yep.
Yeah.
I mean, bro, this kind of corny, dude.
I was telling Mark the other day, it's over for 6ix9ine, man.
It really is.
And it's a shame because he was so funny, bro.
Like, when he was just doing funny stuff, remember, like, running in the hotels or like playing goalie and soccer, like he would do some really funny skits.
Like, he's a funny kid.
Yeah.
You know that, like, he edits all his own music videos.
Yeah, I think you were telling me this.
Yeah, like, so he comes from this as like an editor, like creative.
And then he goes, okay, how do I put together a character that will work and I'll sell this music?
But he's a kind of nerd.
Yeah.
And they just figured it out.
I mean, it's such a bummer, man.
It is such a bummer.
He was a really entertaining character.
But yeah, if nobody's going to engage with him with the beef and he doesn't have credibility to beef, because before when he was claiming super thug, you got to react to a super thug if you're a super thug.
Yeah.
Right now, when everybody knows you're not and that you snitched and now you rode the cops, you don't got to react to that person because that person can't pull your card at all.
Yeah.
If 6ix9ine calls Gucci a pussy, Gucci got to go, oh, I don't talk to the police.
He don't have to beef back.
Yeah.
If who's a real street dude?
If Lil Dirk calls Gucci a pussy, Gucci got to say something, right?
Something.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
So what does he do next?
Who?
Six?
Six.
It's over.
I think he has to pivot the music where it's like he can try to find a balance between like that aggressive shit, but with lighter content.
Like he's still trying to act tough in his music.
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Yeah.
Because his music is just aggressive.
Like, how do you talk about a happy subject?
You know?
But it's like he has to try to find that medium because nobody believes you anymore with the tough guy shit.
Yeah.
But all he really knows how to make is the tough guy shit.
So yeah.
Well, we'll see.
Who knows?
Who knows what happens next?
But anything else?
Anything else you want to talk about?
I think that's it.
I think we hit it.
Oh, Allie Berry.
Do you care?
No.
I thought you cared.
You cared a lot.
Friday.
It's over.
Yeah.
Then I was like, I'm not reading this whole article, man.
I did care initially.
All right, guys.
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We appreciate you.
We love you.
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That's been absolutely crazy as well.
Yup.
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Just wish them all well.
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