Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Conor McGregor’s Knockout Cost Him $100 Million
Aired: 2021-01-26
Duration: 02:18:22


=== Dream Vacation vs Home (14:37) ===

[00:00:05]  Okay.
[00:00:06]  Coffee's delicious.
[00:00:07]  Things are good.
[00:00:08]  Okay.
[00:00:12]  Dude.
[00:00:12]  One weekend alone.
[00:00:17]  We should talk about that.
[00:00:18]  My vacation.
[00:00:20]  That's my dream vacation is you go somewhere.
[00:00:23]  I'm at home.
[00:00:24]  My dream vacation is your dream vacation.
[00:00:26]  What's that like that Louis joke?
[00:00:27]  I'm at the house, yo.
[00:00:29]  Chilling.
[00:00:29]  You know that Louis joke where he's like.
[00:00:31]  That walk around on my vacation.
[00:00:32]  Yeah, no, Your vacation.
[00:00:35]  My vacation.
[00:00:36]  That's Jerry Seinfeld's favorite Louis joke.
[00:00:37]  That guy Jerry's fucking gets it, bro.
[00:00:40]  That guy gets it.
[00:00:41]  The dude, like, listen, bro.
[00:00:43]  Say whatever you want.
[00:00:44]  I know y'all hate on Jerry, but like, that guy gets it, bro.
[00:00:48]  Real talk, man.
[00:00:49]  Guys, we're all growing and transforming in 2021.
[00:00:53]  We're all growing and transforming.
[00:00:54]  That's it, man.
[00:00:55]  You got to transform.
[00:00:56]  You got to grow.
[00:00:57]  You got to, you know, you got to live up to your fullest potential.
[00:01:00]  You're right, yo.
[00:01:00]  You got to live.
[00:01:01]  You can't be in places that are, you know, unlivable.
[00:01:04]  Yo.
[00:01:05]  Mentally, mentally.
[00:01:06]  Mentally, physically, it's cold out.
[00:01:08]  Yeah.
[00:01:09]  Yeah.
[00:01:09]  You know, what if you could change it?
[00:01:11]  Would you not?
[00:01:12]  That's a good point.
[00:01:13]  If you could change, if you could wake up in the morning, right, and then decide the weather, what would you decide?
[00:01:17]  28 and cloudy?
[00:01:19]  It'd be cruel to do that.
[00:01:20]  Never.
[00:01:20]  It would be cruel.
[00:01:21]  It would be unethical.
[00:01:22]  You would be thinking only about yourself.
[00:01:24]  Yeah.
[00:01:25]  But sometimes you got to think about other people.
[00:01:26]  You do it.
[00:01:27]  Sometimes you got to look at the less fortunate and take them out of a difficult situation.
[00:01:33]  You're with three people who are from tropical climates.
[00:01:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:01:38]  Climates.
[00:01:39]  Africa, India.
[00:01:40]  What's Alex doing over here, bro?
[00:01:42]  This guy's got to be closer to the motherland.
[00:01:44]  Yeah.
[00:01:45]  That's true.
[00:01:45]  See what I mean?
[00:01:46]  Right about it.
[00:01:46]  You got to be closer to the mother.
[00:01:48]  Hey, Mark.
[00:01:49]  Yep.
[00:01:49]  Yep.
[00:01:50]  You're not supposed to be here, bro.
[00:01:52]  You haven't even bought a jacket.
[00:01:53]  Nope.
[00:01:54]  That's a Florida boy.
[00:01:55]  That's a Florida boy, dude.
[00:01:56]  I was never supposed to be here.
[00:01:57]  Okay.
[00:01:58]  Akash?
[00:01:59]  I'm Indian, yo.
[00:02:00]  We warm people.
[00:02:00]  This warm people.
[00:02:02]  Uh-huh.
[00:02:03]  Taylor, some people got to stay, bro.
[00:02:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:02:09]  It is what it is.
[00:02:10]  You're Bruce Willis.
[00:02:11]  This is Armageddon.
[00:02:14]  Someone got to explode the rock.
[00:02:16]  And I think you got it.
[00:02:17]  I think you're the woman for the job.
[00:02:18]  Yeah.
[00:02:19]  I think it's something only a woman could do, especially a black woman.
[00:02:23]  A black woman.
[00:02:23]  Save the world.
[00:02:24]  Like Taylor or Danny Lee.
[00:02:26]  Yeah.
[00:02:27]  Or whatever.
[00:02:28]  Or whatever her name is.
[00:02:29]  A real thoroughbred black woman, bro.
[00:02:32]  Beautiful red bone girl.
[00:02:33]  Yeah.
[00:02:34]  Red bone, yellow bone, everything bone.
[00:02:38]  Isn't that the song?
[00:02:41]  Are you lysin, huh?
[00:02:42]  You light skin, huh?
[00:02:44]  Red bone, yellow bone.
[00:02:46]  Everything, bone.
[00:02:47]  Are you lyskin, huh?
[00:02:49]  Why is there no black bone?
[00:02:50]  Yeah.
[00:02:52]  Whoa.
[00:02:53]  Why is there no black bone?
[00:02:54]  Because that's all bones, dog.
[00:02:56]  Because we are all black.
[00:02:57]  Black.
[00:02:59]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:02:59]  It's all black.
[00:03:01]  But there's just different tones.
[00:03:02]  I'm black.
[00:03:03]  Andrew's black.
[00:03:04]  We're all black.
[00:03:05]  I'm white bone.
[00:03:07]  I'm really white bone when you think about it.
[00:03:09]  No, no, I'm a white bone ass dude.
[00:03:11]  No, you can't.
[00:03:12]  Yes, I am.
[00:03:13]  You're this white.
[00:03:14]  There's no white bone.
[00:03:15]  What color bones are?
[00:03:17]  White.
[00:03:18]  That's a white.
[00:03:19]  If anything, you guys are appropriating me and my shit.
[00:03:23]  My bones are white.
[00:03:24]  Yeah, you gotta be like, you can't be like yellow bone.
[00:03:26]  I'm red.
[00:03:27]  You have to talk to me first.
[00:03:28]  I gotta tell you how I feel about it.
[00:03:30]  He's got a white skeleton.
[00:03:31]  That's it.
[00:03:32]  Yeah.
[00:03:32]  You could take his bones and make it your own, like, not give him credit.
[00:03:36]  That's a good ass point.
[00:03:38]  I understand how it feels now to be appropriated.
[00:03:41]  How offended is that?
[00:03:42]  Yo, as a white bone, I'm medium-offended, bro.
[00:03:48]  I'm medium offended.
[00:03:49]  You yellow offended?
[00:03:54]  I'm yellow-offended, bro.
[00:03:55]  I really am.
[00:03:56]  How you yellow offended?
[00:03:57]  Talking about yellows being offended.
[00:03:58]  You ever put out a comedy special on Netflix?
[00:04:08]  Bro, for real.
[00:04:09]  They'll lose their boba tea drinking minds watching those things.
[00:04:13]  Yellow boba?
[00:04:15]  Yellow bobas.
[00:04:16]  The yellow bobas, go for it.
[00:04:17]  Oh, fuck.
[00:04:18]  Anyway, guys, we have some very big news.
[00:04:21]  The reason why we started this podcast, and most of you probably have no clue what we're talking about right now.
[00:04:26]  Maybe the Patreon family does.
[00:04:29]  Fifth biggest Patreon in the world.
[00:04:30]  It's fifth biggest Patreon in the world.
[00:04:32]  No big deal.
[00:04:33]  There's no big deal.
[00:04:34]  Fuck humans in New York, you pussies.
[00:04:36]  Wait, we used to beat them?
[00:04:37]  Oh, yeah, we passed him up.
[00:04:38]  Hey, you know who's about to not be a human in New York?
[00:04:43]  We're going to Miami, baby.
[00:04:45]  It's official.
[00:04:50]  Welcome to Miami.
[00:04:54]  I had no idea why.
[00:04:55]  I got that shit, though.
[00:04:56]  No, I hate that shit, though.
[00:04:58]  Listen to the songs.
[00:04:59]  Yo, I thought you were thinking.
[00:05:00]  The yellow bones on.
[00:05:01]  Yeah.
[00:05:02]  Sorry, I'm more of a hip-hop fan than you, Taylor.
[00:05:04]  No, I thought you were.
[00:05:04]  I thought 40 Indians were going to break through that wall.
[00:05:10]  No.
[00:05:11]  Hey, let me tell you something about that wedding, Taylor.
[00:05:13]  You don't need to worry about it.
[00:05:14]  All right.
[00:05:15]  Hey, that hurt me too.
[00:05:17]  Yeah, whoa.
[00:05:18]  Did that really hurt me?
[00:05:19]  Yeah, that ricochet.
[00:05:21]  We ain't never had that shit, probably.
[00:05:22]  We all didn't have to worry about it because you had it already.
[00:05:24]  Yeah, you already had your stupid ass Hindu wedding.
[00:05:31]  I can hear the hurt in the chat.
[00:05:33]  Yeah, I'm really hurting.
[00:05:34]  I can't hear the hurt.
[00:05:34]  Hey, say your vows.
[00:05:36]  Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.
[00:05:38]  I do.
[00:05:38]  Debbie's Devin.
[00:05:40]  You can hear that.
[00:05:41]  I'm tired of it, bro.
[00:05:43]  I'm good with it, bro.
[00:05:44]  Alex is loving it.
[00:05:44]  Keep going.
[00:05:45]  No, it just pisses me off, dude.
[00:05:46]  There's all these farmers out here starving.
[00:05:48]  They can't wait to farm.
[00:05:50]  And here you are getting married in your Hindu ceremonies.
[00:05:55]  I don't know.
[00:05:56]  Just saying it really fast.
[00:05:59]  That's somebody doing an auction.
[00:06:02]  That's a Hindi auction.
[00:06:11]  Do I have a wife?
[00:06:12]  Going once.
[00:06:13]  Going to.
[00:06:15]  I was just about to ask what we're bidding on.
[00:06:18]  No, but for real, dude, we're going to Miami.
[00:06:20]  Yo, let's.
[00:06:21]  We're going to Miami for three months.
[00:06:23]  Have we told people this?
[00:06:24]  I'm not exactly sure.
[00:06:25]  We told the patrons.
[00:06:26]  We told the patrons, but I don't know if we told the rest of the family.
[00:06:29]  Asshole Army, we're going to Miami for three months.
[00:06:31]  Okay.
[00:06:31]  February, Black History Month.
[00:06:33]  Obviously, my white bone ass got to go down to Miami.
[00:06:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:06:39]  Just get as far away from Harlem as you want.
[00:06:41]  No.
[00:06:42]  That's the anti-gentrification move, really.
[00:06:44]  Exactly.
[00:06:45]  I'm trying to...
[00:06:46]  Are you tired of white people taking Harlem over and it's not black anymore?
[00:06:50]  You go in the opposite direction, Taylor.
[00:06:51]  Are we gentrifying South?
[00:06:53]  Just to be clear, I live in Dribeca.
[00:06:56]  Wouldn't be caught that in Harlem.
[00:06:59]  Let's be honest.
[00:07:00]  Actually, you might be.
[00:07:01]  You might be caught dead in Harlem.
[00:07:06]  You might be.
[00:07:07]  No, but in all seriousness, we're going to Miami, man.
[00:07:10]  We're very excited.
[00:07:11]  It's going to be a long trip for some of us.
[00:07:13]  Some of us are flying.
[00:07:16]  All right, and you're driving, right?
[00:07:17]  I think I'm driving with Miles.
[00:07:19]  Yeah.
[00:07:20]  So Miles is the newest member of our team.
[00:07:23]  You guys have all met Miles.
[00:07:24]  I believe that Miles and I are going to drive a U-Haul down because I got to take down Sabi.
[00:07:29]  Oh.
[00:07:30]  But I haven't fully committed because Mark keeps trying to convince me not to take the U-Haul with Miles.
[00:07:35]  Why?
[00:07:36]  Just to make Miles go alone?
[00:07:37]  You stop leaving Miles alone.
[00:07:39]  There's two things going on here.
[00:07:40]  I'm not exactly sure.
[00:07:41]  You know what?
[00:07:42]  I got a theory, too.
[00:07:43]  I got a theory.
[00:07:45]  No, We got some juicy gussy.
[00:07:49]  So, okay, I think there's two things.
[00:07:50]  I think one theory is genuine altruism.
[00:07:54]  I think he's considering how miserable I'm going to be on the way down and that it's uncomfortable to be in the bed of this truck.
[00:08:02]  You can't recline the seats.
[00:08:03]  This is one of the things that he said.
[00:08:04]  I think that that might be like 25% of it.
[00:08:06]  10 max.
[00:08:07]  Maybe 10%.
[00:08:08]  That's 10%.
[00:08:09]  That's five.
[00:08:10]  That's the Christian.
[00:08:11]  That's the Christianity.
[00:08:12]  That's the Christianity of him coming out, right?
[00:08:15]  And then I think the other part is, I think Mark was planning this kind of like mini vacation with his girl on the way down.
[00:08:23]  Right?
[00:08:24]  And he knows if I go, we might not be stopping in Asheville.
[00:08:33]  We might keep going.
[00:08:35]  Hey, we're in a roll, Miles.
[00:08:36]  Let's move.
[00:08:38]  Sometimes you just need to get to Miami.
[00:08:40]  That's a valid point.
[00:08:42]  Now, here's the thing.
[00:08:43]  I wouldn't make you keep going.
[00:08:45]  It would just be me and Miles.
[00:08:46]  Unless you want to go down with Miles.
[00:08:49]  I'm going to Asheville.
[00:08:50]  I'm spending Friday in Asheville.
[00:08:52]  I think Asheville's closed, Mark.
[00:08:54]  I think it's closed, bro.
[00:08:56]  What you got to do is, bro, this is the move telling you you have your girl go on vacation for her own vacation for a weekend.
[00:09:06]  Did we start this podcast on that?
[00:09:08]  Oh, yeah, we already did.
[00:09:10]  Did we already start it?
[00:09:11]  No, no.
[00:09:12]  Well, we were talking about it earlier.
[00:09:13]  Yeah.
[00:09:14]  I don't know when we started.
[00:09:15]  We started somewhere, yo.
[00:09:16]  As we start the podcast where we start.
[00:09:18]  All I'm trying to say is: if she wants to go to Asheville, you just fly her to Asheville.
[00:09:22]  Or I can drop her off even.
[00:09:24]  You could drop her off.
[00:09:25]  Yeah.
[00:09:25]  Well, then you don't get the time alone at your house.
[00:09:28]  That's a good point.
[00:09:29]  That's a nice time, yo.
[00:09:30]  That's a nice time.
[00:09:32]  I had my girl down in Miami this weekend, bro.
[00:09:34]  Son, I couldn't figure out why you were so happy on fight night.
[00:09:37]  Like, Andrew was happy, yo.
[00:09:39]  And now I envy this man.
[00:09:40]  He got a weekend at the house alone, bro.
[00:09:43]  I watch so many shits, bro.
[00:09:45]  I watch so many things that she would never want to watch.
[00:09:49]  I just sat there enjoying myself, bro.
[00:09:51]  Sleeping late, letting the dog shit on the floor.
[00:09:55]  You know what I mean?
[00:09:56]  It is what it is.
[00:09:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:09:58]  Yeah.
[00:09:59]  It is what it is.
[00:10:00]  The only hard thing about your girl going on vacation is pretending you miss her.
[00:10:06]  All right.
[00:10:08]  Taylor.
[00:10:09]  Taylor.
[00:10:10]  Come on.
[00:10:10]  Don't be tired.
[00:10:11]  Taylor.
[00:10:11]  Let's get this for her, bro.
[00:10:14]  Because if she didn't call you, would you be worried?
[00:10:16]  Yeah, I'd be very worried.
[00:10:18]  I'd be worried.
[00:10:18]  I'd be jealous as fuck.
[00:10:20]  I just need to make sure that she missed me more than I miss her.
[00:10:23]  She's in Miami, she's not going to miss you as much as you would think.
[00:10:27]  But she wasn't home alone watching Your Honor on a showtime on demand.
[00:10:33]  Episode after episode.
[00:10:34]  And there was nobody going, it's time to go to bed because it's just me.
[00:10:38]  No bedtime.
[00:10:39]  No bedtime.
[00:10:40]  I was up till two in the morning last night.
[00:10:42]  I just know I pulled a slick one.
[00:10:45]  I got the cleaning lady to come this morning.
[00:10:47]  Bow, movie viral.
[00:10:49]  Get inside my girl.
[00:10:52]  She comes back, right?
[00:10:53]  The house is spotless.
[00:10:54]  And I fucked up a couple things without her knowing.
[00:10:57]  So, like, the cleaning lady cleaned it beautiful.
[00:10:59]  Yeah.
[00:11:00]  But I'm like, this is a little too beautiful.
[00:11:02]  So I just shaved.
[00:11:03]  I left some shaving.
[00:11:04]  It's like cheating and getting 100 on a test.
[00:11:06]  You got to get a couple wrong.
[00:11:07]  You got to give it 92.
[00:11:09]  So I got 92.
[00:11:11]  It's amazing, bro.
[00:11:12]  There you go.
[00:11:12]  The bed was made.
[00:11:14]  Oh, son.
[00:11:15]  Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
[00:11:18]  Yo, Can we not?
[00:11:20]  Can you not?
[00:11:21]  You're trying to enjoy a thing.
[00:11:23]  We're going to explain.
[00:11:23]  We're going to hear this when I get home already.
[00:11:25]  We're going to explain to her.
[00:11:26]  We're going to explain it to her.
[00:11:27]  I love my girl.
[00:11:28]  I miss my girl.
[00:11:28]  Mom.
[00:11:29]  She's the most amazing.
[00:11:30]  There were certain things that were very tricky for me this week.
[00:11:32]  We ran out of paper towel.
[00:11:34]  Oh, God.
[00:11:34]  So, Travis.
[00:11:35]  That's what we did.
[00:11:36]  Oh, my goodness.
[00:11:37]  You run out of paper towel, things get difficult.
[00:11:39]  And what happened?
[00:11:40]  How'd you?
[00:11:41]  I just started using toilet paper.
[00:11:44]  Kleenex.
[00:11:45]  Kleenex is good.
[00:11:46]  You got to get that.
[00:11:47]  Kleenex works.
[00:11:48]  You got to get that Amazon $35 so they'll do same day.
[00:11:51]  Oh, that's fire.
[00:11:53]  I should have pulled that off.
[00:11:54]  But there were things that were tricky.
[00:11:55]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:56]  That we worked out.
[00:11:58]  Everything's fine now.
[00:11:59]  I saw you posting about you with the closed cabinets and stuff.
[00:12:01]  I was closing cabinets.
[00:12:03]  I never had to do that before.
[00:12:05]  Does your man do that?
[00:12:06]  Yeah.
[00:12:07]  He closes cabinets?
[00:12:08]  Yeah.
[00:12:09]  Whoa.
[00:12:09]  That is big.
[00:12:10]  You're dating this guy more and more, though.
[00:12:12]  That's a feminist.
[00:12:13]  That's a concern, bro.
[00:12:14]  I'm a little concerned.
[00:12:15]  That is, with all due respect to your big dick boyfriend, that's very gay.
[00:12:21]  Why are you closing cabinets?
[00:12:22]  Men are not supposed to close cabinets, bro.
[00:12:24]  Why?
[00:12:25]  Because we're supposed to spread our.
[00:12:27]  He definitely leaves other shit there to spread whatever you're about to say.
[00:12:30]  All right.
[00:12:30]  I'm just saying.
[00:12:31]  We're supposed to pee in a lot of different areas.
[00:12:32]  Taylor might be a bear.
[00:12:34]  Oh, shit.
[00:12:35]  What does that mean?
[00:12:37]  What does that mean?
[00:12:38]  A bear is a fat gay.
[00:12:40]  Not a bear then.
[00:12:43]  What's the fake white?
[00:12:45]  A bee beard.
[00:12:46]  There you go.
[00:12:47]  Beard.
[00:12:47]  There you go.
[00:12:48]  I know something.
[00:12:50]  I've got the D because her boyfriend had on.
[00:12:55]  My man put the D in her body.
[00:12:56]  Did I spell that right?
[00:12:57]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:12:59]  I just have to throw it out there.
[00:13:00]  Capital D.
[00:13:02]  But point is, I was listening to this guy.
[00:13:04]  There was this doctor, Dr. Huberman, or some shit.
[00:13:06]  And he said that men, we leave cabinets open all over the place as a way of marking our territory.
[00:13:13]  And that's why we pee in all different areas.
[00:13:15]  Male dogs pee in all different areas.
[00:13:16]  Female dogs, he'll just pee in one area.
[00:13:18]  Women close cabinets, bro.
[00:13:20]  This is a real thing.
[00:13:21]  Yeah, if some other guy comes to my apartment, he sees the cabinets open, he goes, oh, I'm not going to fuck with this guy.
[00:13:25]  That's it.
[00:13:25]  He knows that somebody's already there.
[00:13:27]  Some guy's already here.
[00:13:28]  Understand.
[00:13:29]  It's his territory.
[00:13:30]  I got to act accordingly.
[00:13:31]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:13:32]  You got to make sure that people respect you.
[00:13:34]  Come into my house.
[00:13:35]  There's no cabinets open.
[00:13:36]  Obviously, I'm not smashing my girl out to smithereens.
[00:13:40]  But if they are open, then you know what time it is.
[00:13:42]  Yep.
[00:13:43]  I'll be leaving a few things wide open.
[00:13:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:45]  Yeah.
[00:13:46]  Busting them shits wide open.
[00:13:47]  Cereal like that turd cutter.
[00:13:52]  Come on.
[00:13:54]  Also, it means what cabinets you're talking about.
[00:13:57]  What?
[00:13:57]  Because he doesn't like.
[00:13:59]  I'm not going to explain this.
[00:14:00]  Never mind.
[00:14:02]  I'm not even going to entertain.
[00:14:03]  What do you mean, Terry?
[00:14:04]  I'm not even going to entertain it.
[00:14:05]  What do you mean?
[00:14:06]  Because what cabinets are you talking about?
[00:14:08]  You're talking about the kitchen cabinets?
[00:14:10]  Kitchen, anywhere, the closet.
[00:14:12]  Just leave shit open.
[00:14:13]  You ever do bathroom picking?
[00:14:14]  You ever do bathroom cabinets?
[00:14:15]  My favorite cabinet?
[00:14:17]  One of my favorite cabinets to open and leave open.
[00:14:18]  Can we put down the toilet seat?
[00:14:21]  No, that's a cabinet.
[00:14:23]  It's not.
[00:14:24]  Yes, it is.
[00:14:25]  That's a sideways cabinet.
[00:14:26]  It's a sideways cabinet.
[00:14:27]  That's the biggest cabinet in the fucking house.
[00:14:29]  It gives me so pissed off.
[00:14:30]  Why does he get pissed off?
[00:14:31]  I'm like a UCD low-key.
[00:14:33]  What, the water cabinet?
[00:14:35]  Bothers me.
[00:14:37]  Really?
[00:14:37]  Yes.
[00:14:38]  Well, maybe that's why he's so good in the crib.
[00:14:41]  Fair enough.
[00:14:42]  I'm just saying.

=== Cabinets Stay Open (02:41) ===

[00:14:43]  We got a lot of respect for your man.
[00:14:44]  But he needs to start leaving those cabinets open.
[00:14:47]  He'll leave the closet door open.
[00:14:48]  No, no, no, don't, don't try to fake it.
[00:14:50]  Now you're trying to figure out.
[00:14:51]  Why he leaves the closet door open?
[00:14:52]  Come out that bitch.
[00:14:55]  First of all.
[00:14:55]  Wow.
[00:14:56]  I will fight you for my man.
[00:14:59]  Hey, let me tell you something, Taylor.
[00:15:00]  You and me fight.
[00:15:01]  You got that.
[00:15:02]  Yo, that's a good question.
[00:15:04]  Who wins in that fight?
[00:15:05]  What do you mean?
[00:15:06]  Yo, no, no, no.
[00:15:07]  Why is she fighting for her man?
[00:15:09]  She's not here.
[00:15:10]  You're not hitting like that.
[00:15:12]  Hey, yo!
[00:15:12]  Hey, yo!
[00:15:14]  Yo!
[00:15:15]  Hey, yo!
[00:15:16]  Yo, he's trying to get a bad shit.
[00:15:17]  Sell your ass in cabinets right now.
[00:15:20]  He's going to be listening to this shit just slamming things in the door.
[00:15:24]  You got to fight his man battle?
[00:15:26]  No, that's not something that's going to be.
[00:15:27]  You're going to fuck Akash up, though.
[00:15:29]  Your man got to fuck Arkash up on site.
[00:15:32]  Word.
[00:15:32]  On site.
[00:15:33]  Jaw man.
[00:15:34]  All he heard is your man got to fuck Akash.
[00:15:36]  All your man hurt.
[00:15:38]  On sight.
[00:15:39]  Dick down.
[00:15:40]  Yeah.
[00:15:41]  Okay.
[00:15:41]  Split cheeks.
[00:15:43]  Yeah.
[00:15:43]  Get him.
[00:15:45]  Get him.
[00:15:48]  For real.
[00:15:49]  Jet Blue, $199.
[00:15:51]  Yep.
[00:15:52]  Down to Miami.
[00:15:53]  Living a good life.
[00:15:54]  We're going to Miami.
[00:15:55]  We're going to Miami.
[00:15:56]  You're not on JetBlue, though.
[00:15:57]  Nope.
[00:15:58]  I'm on you, Haul.
[00:15:59]  First stop, Asheville.
[00:16:01]  Why are you driving for real?
[00:16:02]  Yeah.
[00:16:03]  I'm only going because I got to take Sabi.
[00:16:05]  I got to take my dog.
[00:16:06]  Yeah.
[00:16:07]  And I don't know if I could leave Miles with the dog for the whole drive.
[00:16:11]  Yeah.
[00:16:11]  You want to trust Miles with the dog?
[00:16:12]  No, I trust him, but like the dog could run around and maybe, you know, God forbid, you know, he crashes and fucks up some of these.
[00:16:18]  Sabi go on the Amtrak?
[00:16:19]  Say what?
[00:16:20]  Sabi go on the Amtrak?
[00:16:23]  You can take an Amtrak and you get like a room in that bitch.
[00:16:27]  Son, don't they have like they don't got like tranquilizers for the motherfuckers just don't complain this Amtrak situation.
[00:16:36]  I can get an Amtrak from New York and then go to Florida and I can take my dog in it.
[00:16:40]  You could have that shit is dumb long.
[00:16:42]  But then how does the dog shit and pee?
[00:16:44]  I think when you pull over, it pulls over for like five minutes at a time.
[00:16:47]  I think every few hours?
[00:16:51]  Every stop.
[00:16:53]  It stays at a stop for certain times.
[00:16:54]  And I'm sure there's certain stops where they'll stay longer.
[00:16:56]  I got to look into them more.
[00:16:57]  Because that might, there's a way you could drive to Virginia if you have a car, put your bitch.
[00:17:02]  Alex talking about you put your car on the train and then you get a sleeper and then it just drops you out in Florida.
[00:17:08]  All right.
[00:17:09]  Yeah.
[00:17:09]  Maybe we'll figure that shit out.
[00:17:11]  You can do a 21-hour train ride.
[00:17:13]  That's kind of lit.
[00:17:14]  That's ill, though.
[00:17:15]  Penn Station to Florida.
[00:17:17]  Train?
[00:17:17]  Oh, shit.
[00:17:18]  I would do that, but I don't know where the dog poops.
[00:17:21]  That's really the only reason why I wouldn't move.
[00:17:23]  This weekend it was right on the floor.

=== Dog Stops for Shit (04:10) ===

[00:17:25]  You could just keep that shit going.
[00:17:26]  Yeah, but in my little cubicle?
[00:17:28]  This is sick, dude.
[00:17:31]  I want a Hogwarts, bro.
[00:17:32]  I'm sucking for it.
[00:17:33]  This is awesome.
[00:17:34]  I think I'm going to do it.
[00:17:35]  This shit feels mad Hogwarts, right?
[00:17:36]  It's super hard.
[00:17:38]  Dude, we got to do this.
[00:17:41]  Run right into a wall.
[00:17:43]  Yeah, you got to pull Sabi in like a little cage, like a little bird, like an owl, you know?
[00:17:47]  Yeah.
[00:17:48]  Oh, shit.
[00:17:49]  Go full Hogwarts, bro.
[00:17:50]  What was the name of his owl?
[00:17:52]  Hedwig?
[00:17:53]  Hedwig.
[00:17:53]  Like, I don't know.
[00:17:54]  Yeah, man.
[00:17:55]  He's acting like, I don't know.
[00:17:58]  All right, guys, this is important.
[00:17:59]  Okay.
[00:18:00]  We're doing a new thing with sponsors because we've got to liven it up for ourselves, man.
[00:18:05]  It's got to be fun for us as well.
[00:18:07]  All right.
[00:18:09]  The other day, I think this was a few weeks ago.
[00:18:12]  Akash read an ad for who was it for?
[00:18:15]  Calm.
[00:18:16]  It was calm.
[00:18:18]  Shout out to Calm.
[00:18:19]  And Miles forgot to fix Akash's reading of the ad.
[00:18:27]  Okay.
[00:18:27]  And it was particularly bad.
[00:18:28]  It was so bad.
[00:18:29]  Like, he could bear it.
[00:18:30]  Particularly bad.
[00:18:30]  Yeah.
[00:18:31]  Like, Mayweather would be like, dude.
[00:18:33]  I empathize with him now.
[00:18:35]  Yeah.
[00:18:35]  So, what we felt was that we have to do these ads in one take.
[00:18:42]  That's what it's going to be.
[00:18:43]  And if you fuck up, if you flub it, if you sound like an idiot, it is what it is.
[00:18:47]  Okay.
[00:18:48]  You got to find a way around it.
[00:18:49]  You got to work this.
[00:18:50]  All right.
[00:18:51]  So from now on, it's one take hove with the ads.
[00:18:56]  We both agree.
[00:18:56]  A lot of pressure.
[00:18:57]  No edits.
[00:18:58]  A lot of pressure.
[00:18:59]  There's a lot of pressure.
[00:19:01]  A lot of people in the room watching.
[00:19:02]  Everybody's watching.
[00:19:03]  You got to read in public.
[00:19:04]  We're back to elementary school.
[00:19:06]  Okay.
[00:19:07]  You should know these by heart, but we're going to start it right now with me.
[00:19:10]  And here we go.
[00:19:12]  What's up, everybody?
[00:19:13]  Now, I know a lot of you guys out there are bald.
[00:19:15]  Tough shit.
[00:19:16]  But some of you out there are going bald.
[00:19:19]  And we can stop this right now.
[00:19:21]  I noticed it with myself.
[00:19:22]  But look at my hair.
[00:19:23]  Absolutely beautiful.
[00:19:24]  I actually got to keep all my hair.
[00:19:26]  Funny, I mentioned keep because keeps is exactly what we're going to talk about.
[00:19:31]  Yes, balding is a choice.
[00:19:33]  A choice, my friends.
[00:19:35]  You do not have to go bald.
[00:19:37]  You can keep all the hair on your head, but you got to start now.
[00:19:39]  Don't wait till it's too late.
[00:19:41]  In some instances, your hair grows back.
[00:19:43]  Mine did.
[00:19:44]  Those little patches that were looking thin, it came back with the vengeance.
[00:19:48]  All right.
[00:19:49]  Keeps.com/slash flagrant.
[00:19:52]  Go get the magic.
[00:19:54]  Keep all your fucking hair.
[00:19:56]  Matter of fact, grow it back even stronger.
[00:19:58]  You go right now, do thatkeeps.com/slash flagrant.
[00:20:01]  Okay?
[00:20:01]  This is what's going to happen.
[00:20:02]  You're going to get your first month free.
[00:20:04]  That's K-E-E-P-S dot com/slash flagrant.
[00:20:08]  Now let's get back to the show.
[00:20:10]  I murdered that one thing.
[00:20:11]  You got a big ass TV, dog.
[00:20:13]  It is what it is.
[00:20:14]  I'm on my phone.
[00:20:15]  All right, you got it.
[00:20:16]  All right.
[00:20:17]  Hey, hey.
[00:20:18]  Shit, if you're a mad Indian.
[00:20:19]  All right.
[00:20:20]  All right, here we go.
[00:20:20]  Here we go.
[00:20:22]  All right.
[00:20:22]  All right.
[00:20:22]  Go.
[00:20:23]  All right.
[00:20:23]  We're going to do a break.
[00:20:24]  Okay.
[00:20:24]  All right.
[00:20:25]  We're going to do a break.
[00:20:26]  One take.
[00:20:27]  One take, sing.
[00:20:28]  In the building.
[00:20:28]  One take.
[00:20:29]  You know what we got to talk about?
[00:20:31]  Keto.
[00:20:32]  Okay.
[00:20:32]  Everybody trying to lose weight right now is doing it with one diet.
[00:20:35]  That's a good one.
[00:20:36]  Keto.
[00:20:36]  And if you are doing keto, the best way to do it is with conscious keto.
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[00:20:43]  If you struggle, see how I'm actually reading.
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[00:20:52]  It is satisfying.
[00:20:53]  It's delicious.
[00:20:54]  It's shakes.
[00:20:55]  It's ready to drink powders.
[00:20:56]  It's whatever you want to do.
[00:20:58]  It's got the perfect macros to give you what you need.
[00:21:00]  It puts you in keto.
[00:21:01]  Don't worry about doing all the fucking ratios yourself.
[00:21:04]  You're not Indian.
[00:21:05]  You're not that good at math.
[00:21:06]  Do it easy.
[00:21:07]  Go Conscious Keto.
[00:21:08]  They have plenty of good flavors.
[00:21:10]  They got chocolate peanut brownies, dreamy, creamy cookies, chocolate chip cookies, and much, much more.
[00:21:16]  And the best way to do it, if you're going to go on keto, go to www.myketo shake.com and use the coupon code flagrant.
[00:21:26]  That is www.m-Y-K-E-T-O-S-H-A-K-E-K-E dot com.
[00:21:32]  Use the promo code Flagrant, say 15%.

=== Go Conscious Keto Now (14:33) ===

[00:21:35]  And let's get back to the show.
[00:21:36]  That was just fine.
[00:21:38]  Not great.
[00:21:38]  Fine.
[00:21:39]  That was good.
[00:21:39]  You fucked up at the end a little bit, but then you fixed it.
[00:21:42]  I appreciate it.
[00:21:43]  I appreciate it.
[00:21:44]  It was a good attempt.
[00:21:45]  All right.
[00:21:47]  Anyway, all right, let's talk about some shit, man, because this weekend we had a little super spreader event at the studio.
[00:21:52]  Yeah, bro.
[00:21:52]  If we haven't taken out the entire comedy community with COVID before, we definitely have now.
[00:21:58]  We had, what, we have like, what, 30 people in here?
[00:22:01]  Easily.
[00:22:02]  Maybe 30 people, maybe a little bit more.
[00:22:04]  Are we snitching on ourselves?
[00:22:05]  I think it might be illegal.
[00:22:07]  To do what?
[00:22:07]  To have gatherings of that size.
[00:22:09]  Can they prosecute us across state lines, Alex?
[00:22:12]  Oh!
[00:22:13]  So allegedly, we had that many people here.
[00:22:16]  Allegedly, even though there's video proof of that shit.
[00:22:18]  And that's why I said that we tested everyone like we did.
[00:22:21]  We did test everyone.
[00:22:22]  We did test everyone.
[00:22:23]  We tested in the same way that, you know, girls test us if we got STDs.
[00:22:28]  They'd be like, you got STDs?
[00:22:30]  Nah.
[00:22:32]  And then that's it.
[00:22:34]  And they ask when you're already inside.
[00:22:36]  Yeah, well, then that'd be a little late on them.
[00:22:39]  But all I got to say is this: I don't feel bad about this event.
[00:22:41]  I've been thinking about it because that's how you know you didn't do anything wrong when you say, I've been thinking about it, and now I don't feel bad.
[00:22:49]  Figure out a way to not feel better.
[00:22:51]  I'm thinking about a good justification for my behavior.
[00:22:53]  Go ahead.
[00:22:54]  And here's the justification.
[00:22:55]  We've all had Corona.
[00:22:56]  Yep.
[00:22:57]  Okay.
[00:22:58]  We decide to throw a party.
[00:23:00]  We know that we cannot share that corona with anybody else.
[00:23:03]  Correct.
[00:23:04]  Everybody else that agrees to come to that party is coming at their own risk.
[00:23:08]  We Florida, baby.
[00:23:09]  We are Florida, but all I'm saying is, like, if they came to the party, that's very selfish of them.
[00:23:16]  That's not our fault.
[00:23:18]  We have already had Corona.
[00:23:20]  How dare you come to our event?
[00:23:22]  You mad.
[00:23:22]  You actually had Corona.
[00:23:24]  Yeah, Taylor.
[00:23:25]  I don't know what the fuck you were thinking, Taylor.
[00:23:27]  Yeah, it's very irresponsible.
[00:23:28]  I come here every week.
[00:23:30]  But you don't have to get Corona.
[00:23:32]  But that's because you know you can't get Corona from us.
[00:23:34]  Now it's Mad Comics just showing up.
[00:23:35]  You just know these people, these white folks.
[00:23:37]  Having a great time.
[00:23:38]  Man, white folks.
[00:23:39]  Listening to music, watching the fight.
[00:23:41]  Literally, everybody that showed up to that party is a piece of shit.
[00:23:45]  Honestly.
[00:23:46]  I mean, to put lives at danger right now, especially with the corona rates in New York.
[00:23:52]  This is another reason why we have to leave.
[00:23:53]  We have to go, man.
[00:23:54]  We can't be around these hooligans anymore.
[00:23:57]  Yo, hooligans.
[00:23:59]  Absolute hooligans.
[00:24:00]  Taylor, you know, we have to figure this out.
[00:24:04]  We have to figure it out.
[00:24:05]  I almost told Taylor not to come into that.
[00:24:07]  Charlamagne, Charlamagne told her ass not to come in on the breakfast club.
[00:24:11]  She got almost fired.
[00:24:12]  Yeah.
[00:24:14]  For the super spreader event.
[00:24:15]  Yeah.
[00:24:15]  Charlamagne, who was in Mexico for two weeks, which is the Corona Capital of the Mundo, was like, you got to be safe and not come in.
[00:24:25]  Is that not true, Taylor?
[00:24:27]  Yeah.
[00:24:28]  You know that black women can't get Corona.
[00:24:30]  Thank you.
[00:24:31]  Black people in general.
[00:24:32]  Black people can.
[00:24:34]  They can.
[00:24:35]  Well, I'm not even from this planet, so it doesn't matter.
[00:24:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:24:38]  Oh, my God, bro.
[00:24:40]  That's crazy, bro.
[00:24:42]  Honestly, that is absolutely crazy.
[00:24:45]  Why?
[00:24:45]  Little ginger cookie bone looking ginger snap bone.
[00:24:52]  That's what you got to say.
[00:24:53]  I'm white bone.
[00:24:54]  You ginger snap bone.
[00:24:55]  Your brown sugar bone?
[00:24:57]  Yeah.
[00:24:57]  Oh, that's kind of cool.
[00:24:59]  I like brown sugar bone.
[00:25:01]  Anyway, we had this little parlay.
[00:25:02]  Thank you guys, everybody who came.
[00:25:04]  It was great to just hang with people again.
[00:25:06]  It was great.
[00:25:07]  So much fun.
[00:25:07]  Everybody was so happy.
[00:25:09]  Literally, everybody was ecstatic.
[00:25:11]  Everybody was so happy.
[00:25:12]  Just to get drunk.
[00:25:14]  See people.
[00:25:15]  Super.
[00:25:15]  See people.
[00:25:16]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:17]  By the end, we were shotgunning beers.
[00:25:19]  Andrew is gone, dog.
[00:25:20]  This fucking guy, Mark, almost sliced off his finger.
[00:25:23]  He was poking into the can.
[00:25:25]  Mark had a piece of the Ethelblue, too.
[00:25:27]  Oh, you were that fucked up?
[00:25:28]  Mark was gone.
[00:25:29]  I never seen Mark in my life.
[00:25:31]  Alex now, we're just looking at him.
[00:25:32]  We're like, yo, he's so fucking white, dude.
[00:25:37]  He had his hair braided like a fucking idiot, hat on, just white claws, Bud Light.
[00:25:42]  And the guy had maybe 20 total beverages.
[00:25:44]  His people were the weirdest.
[00:25:45]  All these people were there.
[00:25:46]  He was getting super Florida with it.
[00:25:48]  He was prepared.
[00:25:49]  That's who we're going to have to deal with in Florida.
[00:25:51]  Real talk.
[00:25:52]  Stuffing his pointer finger into a shredded Bud Light can.
[00:25:55]  How else do you shotgun?
[00:25:56]  Oh, you don't have to do it to me.
[00:25:58]  You're handing me this beer and you've got blood dripping out of your finger.
[00:26:01]  Like you've been.
[00:26:07]  No, but I got to apologize to Mark, though.
[00:26:09]  Why?
[00:26:09]  What happened?
[00:26:10]  Thank you.
[00:26:10]  I'm a true asshole.
[00:26:11]  Like, this motherfucker, he hits me the next day and he's like, yo, what's up?
[00:26:14]  I'm like, yo, what's up?
[00:26:15]  You good?
[00:26:16]  He's like, yeah, I'm just checking in on you.
[00:26:18]  Like, making sure you got in all right.
[00:26:20]  I'm like, don't call me like I'm some bitch you just fucked the night before.
[00:26:24]  Like, I just hung up on him.
[00:26:26]  Like, I felt bad after.
[00:26:28]  But I was just looking out, bro.
[00:26:29]  Just make sure I was more safe.
[00:26:30]  I think everyone had a good time to be.
[00:26:32]  Damn.
[00:26:33]  The female didn't hit me up.
[00:26:34]  Yeah.
[00:26:35]  What did you hear in the background?
[00:26:36]  A bunch of fucking drawers closing and shit.
[00:26:40]  Hey, I'm just tiding up the apartment al, checking in on you.
[00:26:45]  Yeah.
[00:26:46]  Are you safe, Al?
[00:26:48]  No, but I went in on him and I was like, oh, that's just such a nice thing to do.
[00:26:51]  But why did you do that?
[00:26:52]  Why were you concerned about Al?
[00:26:53]  Because I was like, okay, I was, I didn't realize I was drunk until I was leaving.
[00:26:58]  Bro, you left and then came back.
[00:27:00]  Wait, what came back?
[00:27:01]  You left and came back.
[00:27:02]  You were blacked out.
[00:27:02]  You left and you were trying to put my Spotify in so that the music could continue going because you were DJing the whole night.
[00:27:08]  Nice guy, right?
[00:27:09]  Very nice.
[00:27:10]  And then you just changed the channel multiple times during the fight, this guy.
[00:27:13]  Oh, yeah.
[00:27:14]  Someone stepped on it.
[00:27:14]  Someone stepped on it.
[00:27:15]  He didn't do that.
[00:27:16]  No, you didn't fuck it up, but it's okay.
[00:27:18]  He had subtitles going, so we couldn't see any of their faces for like the first 30 minutes.
[00:27:21]  Well, that's because we were playing.
[00:27:22]  We didn't know no subs on a fight.
[00:27:23]  I didn't even know what it is.
[00:27:24]  He punched him in the face.
[00:27:25]  We saw it.
[00:27:26]  We got it.
[00:27:26]  You can read the commentary.
[00:27:28]  No.
[00:27:29]  So basically, you leave.
[00:27:30]  Yeah.
[00:27:31]  And then like 10 minutes later, all of a sudden you come back and the music starts popping again.
[00:27:35]  You're like, Mark, why are you back?
[00:27:36]  And then you didn't know.
[00:27:39]  It's destiny, bro.
[00:27:40]  Yeah, we're doing it, bro.
[00:27:42]  It's Hogwarts, you know?
[00:27:43]  You ever teleport through a wall?
[00:27:45]  And you're like, oh, I'm in a different place now.
[00:27:47]  I was in Digon Alley for a little bit.
[00:27:50]  I had a pop back with the boys.
[00:27:53]  You were fucked.
[00:27:54]  Alex didn't sleep at all.
[00:27:55]  I think Alex said he went out to a bunch of Corona hotspots with Weezy the night before until seven.
[00:27:59]  Nice.
[00:28:00]  So I think Al maybe said three words the entire time.
[00:28:02]  Al barely talked, though.
[00:28:04]  Barely talked.
[00:28:04]  Barely.
[00:28:05]  You were in a way.
[00:28:07]  Also, Al fucked up because I asked him if he invited Weezy.
[00:28:10]  I was like, yo, do you invite Weezy?
[00:28:11]  You should invite Weezy.
[00:28:12]  He's like, yeah, yeah, I invited her.
[00:28:13]  And then I text Weezy a little bit.
[00:28:15]  I was like, yo, you coming tonight?
[00:28:16]  She's like, to what?
[00:28:18]  I'm like, the fucking fight.
[00:28:19]  And then he asked me again, and I was like, yeah, I invited her after you reminded me to invite her.
[00:28:25]  This guy lies in deflections, bro.
[00:28:27]  Bruh.
[00:28:29]  It's the same type of invite.
[00:28:30]  You got to stop lying.
[00:28:31]  It's the same type of invite.
[00:28:32]  You got to stop.
[00:28:32]  Why'd you double-check my invite?
[00:28:34]  Because I knew you're a liar and a deflector.
[00:28:35]  Nah, that's you.
[00:28:36]  I knew you were your fault.
[00:28:37]  You want to know why I honestly... Macro managers.
[00:28:39]  You want to know why I honestly did.
[00:28:41]  Why?
[00:28:42]  I honestly, I texted your mom.
[00:28:45]  I texted your mom and I go, do you really think that he invited Weezy?
[00:28:50]  And she said, he's a liar.
[00:28:52]  Yeah.
[00:28:52]  And what else?
[00:28:53]  And a deflector.
[00:28:54]  And a charlatan.
[00:28:54]  And a charlatan.
[00:28:55]  And a fraud.
[00:28:56]  You know, she'd be using big words.
[00:28:57]  And she said, he's an ijoputa.
[00:29:00]  She said that.
[00:29:01]  Nah, she's a bad.
[00:29:01]  She did say that.
[00:29:02]  She would never say that.
[00:29:03]  She said that about it.
[00:29:04]  That's what she did.
[00:29:06]  She did.
[00:29:06]  With Bequenyo Peepee.
[00:29:09]  She said that too.
[00:29:10]  I was like, too much information.
[00:29:12]  But in all seriousness, I knew you'd lied and deflected.
[00:29:15]  I can tell when you're lying and deflecting.
[00:29:17]  He talked to you when you were taking a shit, right, about Weezy.
[00:29:19]  Oh, yeah, man.
[00:29:20]  I was going to say, it's really cool you're putting this event together.
[00:29:23]  It's awesome.
[00:29:24]  And, you know, I just want to let you know Weezy might not be coming.
[00:29:27]  Lies and deflections, bro.
[00:29:28]  She couldn't make it.
[00:29:29]  It's non-stop.
[00:29:31]  She was there.
[00:29:32]  That's what an asshole you are.
[00:29:33]  What are you talking about?
[00:29:34]  She came, bro.
[00:29:36]  You don't remember her at the party?
[00:29:37]  Yo, Al was gone, bro.
[00:29:38]  Al, you were fucking destroyed.
[00:29:40]  I also know when Al is lying now.
[00:29:42]  I just saw his tell.
[00:29:43]  What does his tell?
[00:29:44]  She came, man, and then he adjusted his hat.
[00:29:46]  Oh, what?
[00:29:48]  No, but she didn't cut.
[00:29:50]  I'm not the one lying.
[00:29:51]  Mind your hat when you're lying and deflecting next time.
[00:29:53]  She ought to touch my tail.
[00:29:54]  He lied.
[00:29:55]  No, no, dude.
[00:29:57]  Fucking liar, bro.
[00:29:58]  Because he's capping.
[00:29:59]  You're a liar, dude.
[00:30:00]  Literally capping.
[00:30:02]  Literally.
[00:30:02]  Yo, why?
[00:30:04]  Adjust the cap, bro.
[00:30:05]  That's how you know, though.
[00:30:06]  That's how we know.
[00:30:06]  I hope your girl is listening right now.
[00:30:09]  You're not getting away with nothing anymore.
[00:30:11]  You're not getting away with nothing anymore, Al.
[00:30:14]  I know that you got some other secrets in there.
[00:30:16]  You're fucking fine.
[00:30:16]  Nah, that's a beautiful shirt, though.
[00:30:18]  What's that?
[00:30:22]  That's a lie.
[00:30:23]  He said, that's a beautiful shirt.
[00:30:24]  Jamming his hat with that shit.
[00:30:26]  That means he hates your shirt.
[00:30:27]  No, no, no.
[00:30:28]  This is going to be 80% of your wards warm on the weekend.
[00:30:30]  I just fly.
[00:30:31]  I should fly.
[00:30:31]  I'm giving it to you.
[00:30:32]  I was like, damn, you brought it out too early with the heat.
[00:30:35]  Here's how adept he is at deflecting.
[00:30:37]  He knew we'd be like, oh, you're lying.
[00:30:39]  And now he's adeptly deflecting away from his own line.
[00:30:41]  So now he's trying to be a little bit different.
[00:30:42]  You nice at it, you nice at it.
[00:30:44]  You're just straight on the clothes, so you gotta be a little bit of a double, though.
[00:30:47]  I know.
[00:30:47]  You gotta be a little bit unbelievable.
[00:30:49]  This motherfucker, dude.
[00:30:51]  How dare you?
[00:30:51]  But it is flying.
[00:30:53]  See?
[00:30:54]  It is a fly.
[00:30:55]  Deflection.
[00:30:55]  Deflection.
[00:30:56]  But we could all be.
[00:30:56]  But you're adept at it, so you're going to stick with it.
[00:30:58]  Deflection.
[00:30:59]  But that shirt, Akash is wearing.
[00:31:00]  He needs to burn that shit.
[00:31:01]  Which one was he wearing?
[00:31:02]  The one he with fucking burgers and hot dogs on it to the fucking party.
[00:31:07]  Did I make funny for that when I saw you?
[00:31:09]  No.
[00:31:09]  I think everybody did at some point.
[00:31:11]  I'm going to wear it again as soon as we get to Miami.
[00:31:13]  I'm going to have another one.
[00:31:14]  That's worse than the Tim's.
[00:31:15]  What an immigrant will wear to an American white party?
[00:31:21]  Devin Devon, what type of food this time?
[00:31:24]  Hell yeah.
[00:31:25]  He had the helmet.
[00:31:25]  You would have got a hunted.
[00:31:26]  And the helmet with the two beards on the side.
[00:31:29]  You didn't eat a hamburger.
[00:31:30]  I might as well wear it.
[00:31:31]  I love Sparrows.
[00:31:32]  I'm sending for the beard ball.
[00:31:34]  I love your culture.
[00:31:35]  It's like Borad.
[00:31:36]  It's like watching Borat, dude.
[00:31:37]  It's crazy.
[00:31:38]  That's where I can't get warned in that.
[00:31:39]  He's like, yeah?
[00:31:40]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:31:41]  We ain't going to let Al hot potato that shit.
[00:31:45]  That motherfucker hot potato, Juvo.
[00:31:48]  He's a death that lies and deflects.
[00:31:49]  But you can't let him copy.
[00:31:50]  I'm putting it on my shirt and lying like it ain't fire.
[00:31:53]  That shit is trash.
[00:31:54]  It is a little fire.
[00:31:56]  Juvenile, bro.
[00:31:56]  You're not six.
[00:31:58]  Son.
[00:31:58]  You're not six.
[00:31:59]  Nah, we should burn the shirt, put it on reels.
[00:32:01]  Huh?
[00:32:02]  What's reels?
[00:32:04]  The Instagram shit.
[00:32:05]  But why wouldn't you?
[00:32:05]  You don't stop shaking out of fear that we're going to bring this back on you.
[00:32:09]  Yo, look how he hunched up.
[00:32:10]  Look at his posture like this.
[00:32:12]  He's posted like this.
[00:32:14]  Oh, man.
[00:32:15]  All right, friends.
[00:32:16]  Al and I used to be friends until he told me my shirt was trash.
[00:32:18]  Nah, that shirt was trash.
[00:32:19]  Yo, R.I.P. Larry King, bro.
[00:32:21]  I was, yo, this is how you know Mark was really going through this week.
[00:32:24]  See how Al did that?
[00:32:25]  See how Al did that?
[00:32:26]  This is how you know.
[00:32:27]  You know, this is how you know Mark was so jealous of my weekend alone.
[00:32:31]  Yo, I texted him.
[00:32:33]  I was like, bro, I'm just doing whatever I want to do right now.
[00:32:36]  He goes, he goes, he just rifles off mad things that he wishes he could be doing.
[00:32:40]  He goes, yeah, just like scrolling forever and nobody says anything.
[00:32:45]  I just want to watch TikTok's a piece, okay?
[00:32:48]  Pretty peace for the big bank.
[00:32:49]  Okay.
[00:32:50]  Sit off like six things.
[00:32:52]  And I was like, I was like, nah, but that shit kind of sounds lit.
[00:32:56]  I'm going to do that for the next hour.
[00:32:57]  Fuck that.
[00:32:57]  And he's got a to-do list now.
[00:32:58]  Bro, I had a to-do list.
[00:33:00]  Mark just gave you a to-do list.
[00:33:02]  I like when he's on vacation.
[00:33:04]  Marco's hot take.
[00:33:06]  Fuck Larry King, though.
[00:33:09]  And I was like, bro, why?
[00:33:11]  And he goes, I don't know.
[00:33:11]  I'm just seeing all these interviews.
[00:33:13]  He seems kind of like a douche.
[00:33:14]  And I go, I will say one thing.
[00:33:17]  His shoulders annoy me.
[00:33:19]  Like, his shoulders are just always up like this.
[00:33:22]  And Mark goes, yeah, bro, that's why he wears suspenders to keep him down.
[00:33:28]  His shoulders are literally the tallest part of his body.
[00:33:30]  It's true.
[00:33:30]  He was just like that.
[00:33:31]  Didn't look like God been trying to drag him up to heaven.
[00:33:36]  He's in the claw, bro.
[00:33:37]  He's in the claw game.
[00:33:40]  But it came out, right, with Larry King.
[00:33:43]  So he died, and obviously everybody posted like how amazing he was and that kind of shit.
[00:33:47]  And like, I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
[00:33:49]  Larry King is one of those people where like I'm trying to think what it's akin to.
[00:33:55]  You ever have any like unchecked greatness because it's such an institution?
[00:34:00]  SNL?
[00:34:01]  Yeah, but like now we recognize that it's not funny, right?
[00:34:04]  But it's like there was, there was a time, I guess, where like Larry King was just that dude.
[00:34:09]  And I've never watched a Larry King interview.
[00:34:11]  Never in my life.
[00:34:12]  But I've said out of my mouth, like, oh, yeah, Larry King, that's the GOAT.
[00:34:14]  Yeah.
[00:34:15]  But why?
[00:34:15]  I never watched him be the GOAT.
[00:34:18]  Does that make sense?
[00:34:19]  And I think that there were certain times that there were people, there were figures that were just so prominent, you assume they had to be great because they were in this position.
[00:34:25]  Barbara Walters Walters.
[00:34:26]  Barbara Walters, right?
[00:34:28]  Got bodied by Sean Connery.
[00:34:32]  Zip zip, bitch.
[00:34:33]  Nothing she could do.
[00:34:35]  Right?
[00:34:36]  Nothing she could do.
[00:34:37]  She was like, yo, you hit women.
[00:34:38]  He's like, yup.
[00:34:41]  Talk and see what happens.
[00:34:42]  Oh, no, he didn't say that.
[00:34:44]  That's the vibe.
[00:34:45]  That's the energy.
[00:34:46]  Get rid of that speech impediment for you.
[00:34:51]  Knock some shit back into you.
[00:34:53]  So this dude, Piers Morgan, right, who's kind of become like a right-wing troll a little bit in his career.
[00:35:03]  He basically said that Larry King trashed his show when Pierce replaced Larry.
[00:35:08]  Should we read the tweet?
[00:35:09]  Yeah, let's read the tweet if we have the exact tweet.
[00:35:12]  But he kind of came for Larry.
[00:35:14]  But he came for Larry and justified it by what Larry said about him.
[00:35:18]  But here's my thing.
[00:35:19]  If you've watched Larry King's interviews, he don't give a fuck.
[00:35:24]  So I don't think Larry would take it personally in his death if people didn't give a fuck.
[00:35:29]  And they said how they really felt.
[00:35:32]  I just didn't like that he made somebody else's death about him.
[00:35:36]  Yeah.
[00:35:36]  So here's the tweet I can read.
[00:35:37]  If he was like, yo, Chassis Larry, you're kind of an asshole to everybody, but you know, it is what it is.
[00:35:41]  I'd be like, you don't need to do that.
[00:35:43]  But it ain't about you at least.
[00:35:44]  This is all about him.
[00:35:46]  Okay, I'm with you on that.
[00:35:47]  I do think that's selfish, but I also do think that's what human beings do.
[00:35:50]  It's like when anybody dies, you post a picture of you and that person.
[00:35:52]  Yeah.
[00:35:53]  You know, as if like you need an excuse to put on your timeline.
[00:35:55]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:35:56]  But like, so the tweet is: Larry King was a hero of mine until we fell out after I replaced him at CNN.
[00:36:01]  And he said, my show is like watching your mother-in-law go over a cliff in your new Bentley.
[00:36:06]  He married eight times to a mother-in-law expert.

=== Kings Play by Rules (08:39) ===

[00:36:09]  That's kind of funny, bro.
[00:36:10]  But he was a brilliant broadcaster and a masterful TV interviewer.
[00:36:15]  That whole thing is just let me get attention.
[00:36:17]  He's just a child acting out.
[00:36:18]  Yeah, he wants some attention, but he also wanted to throw a shot.
[00:36:21]  Yeah.
[00:36:22]  But he did it in a clever way.
[00:36:23]  It's a funny joke.
[00:36:24]  But also, like, if you're posting about someone's passing with you in it, like, are you also just not trying to get attention in the first place?
[00:36:30]  You know what I mean?
[00:36:30]  Like, let's say Larry King dies.
[00:36:33]  He has this picture with him.
[00:36:34]  He has like a relationship with Larry King, and he just goes, R.I.P. to one of the best.
[00:36:38]  Love this guy.
[00:36:39]  Like, you're getting attention regardless.
[00:36:42]  You know what I mean?
[00:36:43]  That's what I was saying.
[00:36:43]  It's like, that's what we do now.
[00:36:45]  It's an attention play either way.
[00:36:46]  Exactly.
[00:36:46]  So he just leaned into it.
[00:36:49]  I don't hate this.
[00:36:49]  I understand Pierce is like a troll, and I get what he's trying to do.
[00:36:52]  He's hatable for other shit, too.
[00:36:54]  Yes.
[00:36:54]  And he wasn't always this way, which is kind of funny.
[00:36:57]  I think him losing his CNN show is what made him.
[00:36:59]  It flipped him.
[00:36:59]  Yeah.
[00:37:00]  He's like, fuck it.
[00:37:00]  I got to get attention.
[00:37:01]  He's like, if y'all hate me already, I might as well lean into the hate.
[00:37:05]  Yeah.
[00:37:06]  And these people, what's that?
[00:37:07]  I like the play.
[00:37:08]  It's like you're bigging him up.
[00:37:10]  You're also keeping it real.
[00:37:12]  Yeah.
[00:37:13]  And making it a little funny.
[00:37:14]  So it's like, I think if he would have just like posted like all love, people would have been like, ah, you Courtney.
[00:37:19]  You wasn't keeping that energy way.
[00:37:21]  Yeah.
[00:37:22]  But that's interesting that now he has become a prisoner of his character.
[00:37:26]  Like he can't even be genuine now because they don't expect him to be.
[00:37:29]  And the human being version of that would be, hey, we had a bit of a falling out, but you can't deny this guy's greatness as a broadcaster.
[00:37:36]  Rest in peace.
[00:37:37]  We had our differences, but you were great at what you did.
[00:37:39]  Or whatever.
[00:37:40]  This is clearly exactly what you said.
[00:37:42]  He is trapped in his own character.
[00:37:43]  He can't get out of it.
[00:37:44]  He has to stay in character to mourn somebody.
[00:37:47]  Yeah, but I'm okay with it just because I know what type of dude Larry King was.
[00:37:50]  Like, Larry King could be a douchebag.
[00:37:52]  That's a valid point.
[00:37:53]  So it's like, yeah, this same energy is kept in life and death.
[00:37:56]  I'm not that man.
[00:37:57]  If it's Mother Teresa, then it might be a little bit of a douche move.
[00:38:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:38:04]  If you're taking care, I don't even really know much about Mother Teresa, but she's Larry King.
[00:38:09]  That's exactly what I'm talking about.
[00:38:10]  We don't know about Mother Teresa.
[00:38:12]  I don't know if she's a Diana shit.
[00:38:13]  She's another one that I'm like, yeah, yeah, I guess.
[00:38:15]  Princess Diane, also.
[00:38:18]  We like you because you're cute.
[00:38:19]  You're the AOC of the royal family.
[00:38:21]  Oh, shit.
[00:38:22]  Shots fired.
[00:38:23]  I'm just saying, I'm not shots fired.
[00:38:25]  I'm just saying, like, if she was Bustardo, would we care?
[00:38:29]  Probably a little bit.
[00:38:31]  We don't care about Fergie.
[00:38:35]  Remember, in there, like a Fergie one?
[00:38:36]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:38:37]  She's a red-headed.
[00:38:38]  Something about Wales.
[00:38:39]  Yeah.
[00:38:40]  Princess of Wales or some shit.
[00:38:42]  There's some red-headed royal that we don't give a flying fuck about.
[00:38:45]  You're talking about the lady lumps, girl.
[00:38:48]  The fuck?
[00:38:48]  Yeah.
[00:38:49]  I'm just saying, there's a Fergie.
[00:38:50]  There's a royal, but she's kind of Bustardo, so nobody cares.
[00:38:53]  And Princess Diana was a piece.
[00:38:55]  So they cared about everything she did.
[00:38:57]  She ran a foot race and won.
[00:38:58]  So people are like, oh, my God, this is the most athletic royal ever.
[00:39:01]  She also saved a kid who was drowning or some shit like that.
[00:39:04]  Is that real?
[00:39:04]  She's in the water.
[00:39:05]  What do you mean?
[00:39:06]  I've done that.
[00:39:07]  What?
[00:39:07]  No, I saved my boy.
[00:39:09]  What do you mean?
[00:39:10]  When I was young, he jumped in the water.
[00:39:12]  Michael, this kid.
[00:39:13]  Somebody threw him in the water, actually, and he couldn't swim.
[00:39:15]  So I saved his ass.
[00:39:16]  Big fucking deal.
[00:39:17]  You supposed to do that.
[00:39:18]  You want a pat on the back?
[00:39:20]  You want to do something special?
[00:39:21]  Save yourself when you're drowning.
[00:39:22]  Yeah, that's hard to do, bro.
[00:39:23]  That shit is lit.
[00:39:24]  Best waves of all time.
[00:39:26]  Best waves of the past two or three years.
[00:39:28]  Almost died.
[00:39:30]  Nah, but in all seriousness, I don't know.
[00:39:32]  This is one of these things where we just got to love someone because we're supposed to.
[00:39:36]  Yeah, we just take everybody's word for it.
[00:39:37]  What did she do?
[00:39:38]  What did Diana do?
[00:39:40]  I give her this.
[00:39:40]  She wanted to break away from the royal family.
[00:39:43]  She was like, I'm not going to do this shit.
[00:39:44]  That's pretty cool.
[00:39:46]  It's an institution, a big one.
[00:39:47]  You're going to get a lot of shit for that.
[00:39:49]  That's what's crazy, though.
[00:39:51]  She tried to do it, and they loved her for it.
[00:39:54]  But then, what's this other chick?
[00:39:55]  Harry.
[00:39:56]  Harry and Megan.
[00:39:57]  They do it, and everyone hates her for it because she's black.
[00:40:00]  And he's a simp.
[00:40:02]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:40:03]  Yeah, it's a shame, bro.
[00:40:04]  Royal simp.
[00:40:06]  Yeah, he closes all the cabinets, bro.
[00:40:08]  I mean, they out here getting money.
[00:40:10]  They are getting money.
[00:40:11]  So maybe they had money.
[00:40:13]  Like, yeah, the royal family.
[00:40:14]  But it's a good point.
[00:40:15]  It's either live on an allowance.
[00:40:16]  No, that's a great point.
[00:40:17]  It's either live on an allowance and have to do all their rules or let's go ahead and get our own money and we can be free.
[00:40:21]  I mean, what are the rules out?
[00:40:22]  Like, what's mad once a year?
[00:40:24]  Yeah, she's not allowed to speak out.
[00:40:28]  Like, there's, they have to have a lot of people.
[00:40:29]  There's like a nail color you're not allowed to have.
[00:40:31]  Not that that's a big deal, but they get that exact with rules.
[00:40:34]  Maybe they're not going to be able to do that.
[00:40:34]  That rule in and of itself, who gives a fuck?
[00:40:36]  But there's so many rules.
[00:40:37]  They get all the way down to like, you're not allowed to have this nail color or this nail type or some shit.
[00:40:41]  You have to represent the family and go to like all these banquets of people that they don't care about and shit like that.
[00:40:46]  Like they have roles and shit that they got to do.
[00:40:49]  They're like, yo, fuck that.
[00:40:50]  Let's just get out here.
[00:40:51]  We can live free, say whatever the fuck we want and make our own money.
[00:40:54]  But also, I respect that.
[00:40:56]  Loki, I respect that.
[00:40:57]  Fuck the rules, man.
[00:40:58]  There's nothing that's more valuable than freedom.
[00:41:01]  Facts.
[00:41:02]  No, that is.
[00:41:04]  Are they still the king and queen?
[00:41:05]  What are they?
[00:41:06]  What are they?
[00:41:07]  Say what?
[00:41:08]  The royal, whatever they got.
[00:41:10]  But since they're stepping out, is someone else coming in?
[00:41:12]  No.
[00:41:13]  No, they don't recruit.
[00:41:14]  Oh.
[00:41:15]  They just like lose their place in line.
[00:41:18]  Yeah.
[00:41:19]  Yeah, he was dumb low in line.
[00:41:20]  He wasn't going to be king anyway.
[00:41:22]  Yeah.
[00:41:22]  So there's no chance for him to be king, really, unless his brother got murked.
[00:41:26]  Yeah.
[00:41:27]  Okay.
[00:41:27]  Yeah.
[00:41:28]  So I think that I like the move.
[00:41:30]  The freedom, bro.
[00:41:31]  There's no fucking price on that whatsoever.
[00:41:34]  I think if he was the oldest, they ain't leaving.
[00:41:37]  Because as soon as grandma got to die at some point, and then dad going to die, and then we're king of fucking England.
[00:41:42]  Yeah.
[00:41:42]  But this kid is going to be prince for.
[00:41:44]  She's holding on for.
[00:41:46]  She's not going, man.
[00:41:48]  I don't think so.
[00:41:48]  She's not going.
[00:41:49]  One of them lizard people.
[00:41:50]  But what?
[00:41:51]  Would you want to be king of England?
[00:41:53]  There's no responsibility.
[00:41:54]  You just are king.
[00:41:55]  Why not?
[00:41:55]  That's a lizard.
[00:41:56]  I don't know.
[00:41:57]  Like, I'm just, I don't know.
[00:41:59]  I don't think so.
[00:41:59]  Like, I would rather the responsibility.
[00:42:01]  Give me the responsibility.
[00:42:02]  If I got to do all this other fuck shit, like, not wear a certain color jacket and put a fucking bonnet in my wife's head every time we go to this event and you wear those stupid hats and shit.
[00:42:11]  Like, if I got to do all this nonsense, I want some responsibility.
[00:42:14]  I bet there's a lot more.
[00:42:15]  Not a show pony.
[00:42:16]  I bet there's a lot more rules for the women than the men.
[00:42:17]  I bet dudes be doing.
[00:42:18]  Like, I'm the king.
[00:42:19]  What you really finna tell me?
[00:42:20]  I think they could tell you a lot if there's all these rules.
[00:42:23]  Yeah, but I'm king.
[00:42:24]  So king it up a little bit.
[00:42:26]  Have you seen them king it up?
[00:42:28]  There's no king yet.
[00:42:29]  It's the queen.
[00:42:29]  So she's going to follow all the rules.
[00:42:30]  You know what I mean?
[00:42:31]  But the king, he didn't give a fuck.
[00:42:33]  I'm just saying.
[00:42:33]  You're telling me nothing, bro.
[00:42:35]  I need responsibility, bro.
[00:42:36]  Don't give me all these rules without responsibility.
[00:42:38]  So would you rather be like king of England or like king of Saudi Arabia or some shit?
[00:42:41]  President of the United States of America 2032.
[00:42:44]  Ooh.
[00:42:45]  King of Saudi Arabia.
[00:42:47]  Yeah, that's what.
[00:42:48]  100%.
[00:42:49]  You do whatever the fuck.
[00:42:50]  Whatever you want, bro.
[00:42:52]  Let's go.
[00:42:53]  A journalist writes some fuck shit about you.
[00:42:55]  Bye-bye.
[00:42:57]  Bye-bye.
[00:42:59]  Yeah.
[00:43:00]  Yeah.
[00:43:01]  Think about that shit.
[00:43:02]  A couple of journalists would be gone that we know.
[00:43:05]  Gone.
[00:43:06]  Gone.
[00:43:07]  I'm just saying, dude, that is a little bit more enticing to me than being king of England.
[00:43:12]  Like, what are you doing?
[00:43:15]  You're not even doing it.
[00:43:15]  Like, I imagine the royal family in England back in the day was very valuable and helpful to the people.
[00:43:20]  You know, they probably were part of like, you know, movements to maybe liberate and empower them in some ways.
[00:43:26]  You know, I know they try to stay apolitical, but sometimes like a royal family, I think like during the Franco era in Spain was crucial in like getting Spain out of this sort of like tyrannical like fascist regime.
[00:43:40]  I'm pretty sure.
[00:43:42]  And so they're like beloved in that way.
[00:43:44]  But now you can't even do that shit.
[00:43:46]  Man, fuck that.
[00:43:48]  Yeah, it seems not worth it.
[00:43:50]  Yeah.
[00:43:50]  Why?
[00:43:51]  Would you?
[00:43:52]  I think King is great.
[00:43:53]  King, you do whatever the fuck you want to.
[00:43:54]  You're not telling me nothing.
[00:43:56]  Oh, there's rules from other kings.
[00:43:57]  All right, well, I'm the new king.
[00:43:58]  Let's assume you do have to play by those rules.
[00:44:00]  Then it might be a little restrictive.
[00:44:02]  Bro, what could have been easier for him because he's religious?
[00:44:06]  Ah, so you already play by rules.
[00:44:08]  Interesting, perhaps.
[00:44:09]  What does a king do?
[00:44:10]  What does a king England do that a rich person in America couldn't do?
[00:44:14]  Yeah.
[00:44:15]  Nothing, right?
[00:44:16]  Yeah.
[00:44:16]  Yeah, you can't speak out.
[00:44:18]  Son, you're not even the richest.
[00:44:19]  Yeah, you can't speak out.
[00:44:21]  Bro, you're not even the richest person in your country.
[00:44:24]  J.K. Rowling got more money than you.
[00:44:26]  Yeah, it's just embarrassing, bro.
[00:44:28]  Think about that.
[00:44:29]  I mean, the heads aren't always the richest.
[00:44:31]  The president is the richest.
[00:44:33]  Yeah, but if you're the king of the family, we're talking about king.
[00:44:35]  We're not talking about president.
[00:44:36]  Like, if you're king forever, you got to have it, bro.
[00:44:40]  You got to have it ready to go at any point in time.
[00:44:43]  You can't have this little writer chick, you know, shitting on you, stunting.

=== New King Takes Throne (02:47) ===

[00:44:48]  With those fire ass bullshit.
[00:44:49]  Buying your house.
[00:44:50]  She might just buy your house.
[00:44:52]  No, no, no, no.
[00:44:53]  Yeah, she could film a movie in there easy, though.
[00:44:55]  Easy.
[00:44:56]  I'm just saying, like, it just seems to me it's like a shitty job.
[00:45:02]  It's a shitty job.
[00:45:03]  Being king of England, would anybody really want?
[00:45:06]  I don't blame this chick for breaking away from the family.
[00:45:09]  Makes perfect sense.
[00:45:10]  I don't blame Diana.
[00:45:11]  I don't blame none of them.
[00:45:13]  What a fucking idiot.
[00:45:14]  And I see why they want to.
[00:45:15]  It makes perfect sense.
[00:45:17]  Why would anybody still want to do it?
[00:45:18]  They don't need a king.
[00:45:19]  England doesn't need a king.
[00:45:20]  Nobody in that family needs to do it.
[00:45:22]  And if anyone sell the princess diaries, you can see how strict it is.
[00:45:26]  Exactly.
[00:45:27]  Watching the princess.
[00:45:27]  He's like getting chosen.
[00:45:28]  Boyfriend probably watching that shit right now.
[00:45:35]  Wow.
[00:45:36]  Yo, it's jokes.
[00:45:37]  It's jokes.
[00:45:38]  I love your boyfriend.
[00:45:39]  You know it's jokes, bro.
[00:45:40]  Yo, but we were talking about the fight party, but didn't discuss any of the fights.
[00:45:43]  Oh, yeah, we got to talk about the fight.
[00:45:45]  Guys, very good news.
[00:45:46]  Very good news and very exciting news.
[00:45:49]  We're coming back to stand-up, baby.
[00:45:52]  That's right.
[00:45:53]  We are coming back.
[00:45:54]  We just booked a bunch of shows right now.
[00:45:57]  We have two up on the website.
[00:45:59]  Right now, they're Salt Lake City.
[00:46:01]  We're going to come back to Salt Lake City.
[00:46:03]  All those shows are sold out immediately.
[00:46:05]  I don't know how the fuck that happened because we didn't even talk about them, but that is very exciting.
[00:46:09]  And then we're also coming to Columbus, and that will be March, I believe it's 12th and 13th, March 12th and 13th.
[00:46:15]  So we'll be there.
[00:46:16]  Get those tickets while they're still available.
[00:46:19]  Those are going to go very quickly.
[00:46:20]  Guys, we're very excited.
[00:46:22]  We have a bunch more dates to show you.
[00:46:23]  We also have a bunch more make-goods to do.
[00:46:26]  I know we had to cancel some past, so we're going to fix those, but this is awesome.
[00:46:30]  Very excited to get back on stage.
[00:46:31]  And also, Miami, we're going to be doing some shows in that area regularly.
[00:46:35]  So we'll keep you informed about that.
[00:46:37]  I'll probably start up the second or third week of February.
[00:46:39]  Very exciting times.
[00:46:41]  Also, my guy Akash Singh has got some shows coming up.
[00:46:44]  He's going to tell you about them.
[00:46:46]  Shit, we're back.
[00:46:46]  First of all, I completely forgot I had this show.
[00:46:49]  Was supposed to do a show in Providence, Rhode Island, but somebody here, I'm not going to name names, gave Corona to everybody in the studio.
[00:46:57]  Who was it?
[00:46:57]  You guys figure it out.
[00:46:58]  So that show has been rescheduled to February 5th and 6th, Comedy Connection in Providence, Rhode Island.
[00:47:05]  If you already got tickets for my previous show, that is the new date.
[00:47:08]  If you haven't bought tickets yet, you still got a week and a half.
[00:47:10]  So do that.
[00:47:11]  Also, I am going to Helium in Philadelphia.
[00:47:14]  Guys, both our football teams suck.
[00:47:16]  Let's talk about it at Helium, March 4th through the 6th, Philadelphia Helium Comedy Club.
[00:47:22]  And I'm going to be at Helium in St. Louis, March 18th through the 20th.
[00:47:26]  That's Thursday through Saturday.
[00:47:27]  Guys, bring that ass out.
[00:47:28]  Akashing.com for tickets.
[00:47:29]  Big Dissy energy.
[00:47:30]  We still rolling.
[00:47:32]  Now let's get back to the shit was sad.

=== Fight Dates Rescheduled (14:58) ===

[00:47:36]  That was so happy.
[00:47:37]  His face was.
[00:47:38]  I was so happy.
[00:47:39]  His face was so priceless.
[00:47:41]  What happened?
[00:47:42]  Your mouth is open for at least 10 minutes.
[00:47:45]  Honestly, I couldn't believe it.
[00:47:46]  Let's really talk about it.
[00:47:48]  Conor McGregor, I don't think Conor McGregor wants it anymore.
[00:47:54]  I think it's over.
[00:47:56]  And I think if he has to fight elite competition or people who are hungry, he will lose continually because he's not going to dig deep anymore to do it.
[00:48:08]  And why should he is $100 million?
[00:48:10]  Anybody with that type of money shouldn't be fighting.
[00:48:12]  You have to be literally crazy.
[00:48:15]  You have to have a psychotic desire for attention to be worth $100 million and want to continue fighting.
[00:48:20]  Floyd Mayweather has that.
[00:48:22]  He's also the most skilled athlete that we've ever seen in terms of their discipline.
[00:48:29]  So he can get away with it.
[00:48:30]  But like once you have $100 million, the drive to fight, to put yourself at risk when you have a beautiful family at home, a wife, a lifestyle.
[00:48:41]  You did everything you ever wanted to do.
[00:48:43]  You've accomplished everything you ever wanted.
[00:48:45]  The only reason you have to continue fighting is because you are addicted to the attention.
[00:48:49]  And I don't know if Mayweather is, not Mayweather.
[00:48:51]  I don't know if McGregor is.
[00:48:52]  Mayweather, yes.
[00:48:53]  But I don't think McGregor is.
[00:48:56]  I truly don't think he is.
[00:48:57]  I think he's a little bit more self-actualized than Mayweather.
[00:49:01]  And I think he likes the attention.
[00:49:02]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:49:03]  But even in the way that he was talking to Dustin, he almost like liked him.
[00:49:08]  He was almost like happy for Dustin's victory.
[00:49:11]  He was a different Connor, it seemed like.
[00:49:13]  Yeah.
[00:49:13]  Friendly man, whatever.
[00:49:15]  You should be friendly when you're worth $100 million.
[00:49:17]  You should want Dustin's hot sauce business to be successful.
[00:49:20]  You should think Dustin is a good family man and like has this charity that's really trying to help disenfranchised people.
[00:49:26]  Like you should want that.
[00:49:27]  When you have all that money, you should want to help people.
[00:49:30]  But you shouldn't be in the business of knocking them unconscious.
[00:49:33]  You don't have, you need to be hungry.
[00:49:35]  You need to be starving.
[00:49:36]  Dustin is fine financially, I assume, but he is starving.
[00:49:41]  When you saw him in there, that was a starving fucking dog.
[00:49:44]  Apparently, he said some shit after the fight.
[00:49:46]  Like, I don't even want to fight anymore.
[00:49:48]  But I'm damn good at it.
[00:49:49]  He's so fucking good at it.
[00:49:50]  Yeah, I'm a dog.
[00:49:51]  He's a fucking dog.
[00:49:53]  And he could say that he doesn't like it.
[00:49:54]  I think what he didn't like, and he kind of expanded on that a little bit.
[00:49:57]  He said he didn't like the two weeks of like quarantine in the hotel.
[00:50:01]  I think McGregor was brilliant just renting the yacht because now you're not locked in a fucking hotel room for two weeks.
[00:50:06]  You're like enjoying this massive yacht that he's staying out that was right in front of what looked like the facility.
[00:50:11]  So like you're basically outside.
[00:50:12]  You're hanging out.
[00:50:13]  You're doing whatever you want to do.
[00:50:15]  You're not in a hotel room like Dustin was.
[00:50:17]  He has a fire flex too.
[00:50:18]  You're walking up to the venue.
[00:50:19]  You see his massive yacht.
[00:50:19]  You're like, oh, fuck.
[00:50:20]  Also, imagine this right outside the window from Dustin.
[00:50:22]  Yeah, I got to fight that guy.
[00:50:23]  You got to fight that one.
[00:50:24]  But you know what?
[00:50:25]  That's motivation for Dustin.
[00:50:26]  Yeah, that's what I would think.
[00:50:27]  I would think it's like, I'm going to fuck this guy up.
[00:50:28]  Bro, listen, Dustin is no slouch.
[00:50:30]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:50:31]  But Connor, I truly think you reach some sort of financial threshold where it is not worth it.
[00:50:36]  You get punched in the face a few times when you have 100 million and you're like, what am I doing?
[00:50:41]  Well, I want to remember what my kids tell me.
[00:50:44]  I want to remember it.
[00:50:45]  He might not after Saturday.
[00:50:47]  Real talk.
[00:50:47]  I mean, there will come a time if football continues to grow in popularity and they start making more and more and more money where you will see football players, and it's already started to happen.
[00:50:56]  But you will see more and more football players retire.
[00:50:58]  Right now, it's hard for them to accumulate that type of fuck you wealth in a short span, especially certain positions that don't get paid really that much.
[00:51:08]  Like, what is the top lineman getting paid?
[00:51:10]  70 for like six years or whatever.
[00:51:13]  So it's really good money, don't get me wrong, but you got to put your body through punishment for six years.
[00:51:17]  And once they start making that fuck you money, you're going to see short careers, man, in and out.
[00:51:23]  This is not worth it.
[00:51:25]  I'm telling you, man, it is, you can't be worth that amount of money and still maintain your success level unless you have a serious addiction to attention.
[00:51:36]  I agree with you.
[00:51:36]  Something in Connor has definitely changed.
[00:51:39]  Like he used to be the king of the trolling shit.
[00:51:42]  Yeah.
[00:51:43]  Like he should be eating away at this whole Logan Paul situation.
[00:51:47]  Like they could have been going back and forth making Jake Paul, whatever, and make their shit super interesting.
[00:51:52]  But you can tell his responses to those videos were, oh, here's a video of me with my kid.
[00:51:57]  And we with my family.
[00:51:59]  Like, you see what matters to him now?
[00:52:00]  And when he was in that ring, like, I told Akash this right in the beginning of the fight.
[00:52:04]  I was like, yo, he's not fighting with confidence.
[00:52:07]  He's not fighting where it's like he knows he can level a motherfucker out with his jab.
[00:52:11]  Like, he was fighting a little scared.
[00:52:13]  And that's like, it's not the same guy anymore.
[00:52:15]  It's not the same guy.
[00:52:16]  And I'll be honest, I don't think he's as dominant at this weight class.
[00:52:21]  I think that he is, his competitive advantage is 145 pounds.
[00:52:26]  He is incredibly powerful at 145 pounds.
[00:52:31]  Cannot take his punch at 145 pounds.
[00:52:33]  At 155, guys start being able to take his punch, especially the bigger 155 pounders.
[00:52:40]  And he doesn't have the gas tank to go long enough to get that decision.
[00:52:46]  So his competitive advantage was lights out.
[00:52:49]  You're going to sleep.
[00:52:50]  He sleeps guys at 145, no problem.
[00:52:53]  Smaller 155ers, maybe he sleeps them.
[00:52:57]  But if he even tried to go up to 170, you're not sleeping.
[00:53:01]  Look what he did to Nate Diaz.
[00:53:03]  Now, he has an amazing chin.
[00:53:04]  He knocks him down a bunch, but you're not putting him to sleep.
[00:53:07]  It's not lights out.
[00:53:08]  Nate Diaz's weight.
[00:53:09]  He's 155 to 170.
[00:53:10]  But Nate will fight comfortably at 170.
[00:53:12]  He's a big 155.
[00:53:13]  Right?
[00:53:14]  So now he doesn't have this competitive advantage and he doesn't have the cardio to take him into those later rounds.
[00:53:21]  And then seeing what happened with Dustin, like he landed a couple shots.
[00:53:24]  I think he had Dustin hurt once, but he didn't realize it.
[00:53:27]  There was a time where he had to hurt.
[00:53:29]  He had a left that hit him good.
[00:53:30]  And I think Dustin even said afterwards, he hit me with one shot that was hard.
[00:53:33]  And if he followed up, I could have been in trouble.
[00:53:35]  But I just don't think he fucking needs it anymore.
[00:53:40]  And people talk about the lower leg kick, which seems to be a trend now in MMA.
[00:53:44]  I don't know if you realize to like...
[00:53:45]  I saw with Izzy.
[00:53:46]  Yeah, Izzy did it against Paolo Costa.
[00:53:49]  Even before that, Izzy's teammate with Romaro.
[00:53:53]  Yep, the thigh.
[00:53:54]  But Izzy's teammate, Volkanofsky, did it against Max Holloway in their first fight and really stopped Max Holloway.
[00:54:02]  And it's a way to mitigate boxers and guys who come straight forward.
[00:54:05]  Right.
[00:54:06]  Because in order to come straight forward, you got to put a little pressure on that front leg.
[00:54:10]  And if they're sitting down on that front leg, they can't check it as easily, especially guys who have a really good jab.
[00:54:15]  You're stomping that jab.
[00:54:16]  And if you're fucking cracking away, Dustin Poirier said it as well, but Justin Gacey said it when he was fighting Khabib.
[00:54:23]  He goes, if I had him almost hurt and out of here, you're like, what?
[00:54:27]  What are you talking about?
[00:54:29]  But what he's referring to is those leg kicks.
[00:54:31]  If you land a few leg kicks, Gacey said, he's like, if I land four or five leg kicks, you can't move.
[00:54:37]  Yeah, especially if you're a ground guy.
[00:54:39]  Yeah, like it's hard to go and like take shots and get takedowns if your legs are confident.
[00:54:44]  You can't jump off that leg or lunge off that leg.
[00:54:46]  That was my question is how do you defend against that?
[00:54:48]  Yeah.
[00:54:49]  I mean, that's what everybody.
[00:54:51]  What you do is, it's still painful.
[00:54:53]  Instead of letting him kick you on the like muscular part of your calf, you check what it's called, check the kick.
[00:55:00]  So you turn your foot out so it goes shin on shin.
[00:55:03]  And both of you hit each other's shins and you're both like, fuck.
[00:55:07]  I don't want to be able to get it.
[00:55:08]  He's my kin twice if that happens twice.
[00:55:09]  100%.
[00:55:12]  100, 100%.
[00:55:13]  And I think in my memory, I'm thinking back, Izzy will do that.
[00:55:16]  He'll turn it out.
[00:55:17]  When we would like, you know, your fake box with your friends, not hitting in the face.
[00:55:22]  But remember, you do like body shots or like shoulder shots.
[00:55:24]  You ever do that with your buddies?
[00:55:26]  What I would do sometimes is I would stick an elbow out, right?
[00:55:30]  We're not punching the face, but I just go like this with my elbow.
[00:55:32]  If anybody's watching video, you can probably see it.
[00:55:34]  And all it takes is your buddy punching you in your elbow once.
[00:55:38]  You're just punching bone before they start realizing, oh, I don't want to.
[00:55:41]  Yeah, that's not fun anymore.
[00:55:42]  That's not fun at all.
[00:55:43]  I need to be, I'm not throwing hard punches.
[00:55:44]  It could really hurt my hand.
[00:55:46]  Same effect can happen with the checks.
[00:55:48]  So Connor can regroup and he can learn how to check a kick better, right?
[00:55:52]  Okay.
[00:55:53]  I just don't think it's worth it for him.
[00:55:56]  I was hoping he would do well because it'd be cool to see Cappy Connor fighting well.
[00:56:00]  But yeah, as soon as I saw he's all happy, you're like, yo, I don't think he's not insecure enough.
[00:56:06]  He is too confident in who he is as a person and a man.
[00:56:12]  He has the confidence to exist.
[00:56:13]  He said in the press conference, there's a really interesting point where he goes, The weird part is, you know, I know I lost, but I'm not that upset about it.
[00:56:22]  I got to think about this.
[00:56:23]  It was a real almost throwaway line.
[00:56:25]  Yeah.
[00:56:26]  And to me, that was the most important line of the whole post-fight presser.
[00:56:30]  He wasn't that upset about the loss.
[00:56:33]  He didn't need the victory in order to validate who he is as a man.
[00:56:38]  He's validated through business.
[00:56:39]  He's validated through family.
[00:56:40]  He's validated through these other things.
[00:56:42]  He didn't need the fight.
[00:56:43]  There's a time where the fight was all he had.
[00:56:46]  Yeah, he had to fight to get out.
[00:56:48]  Now he's out.
[00:56:49]  Now he's out.
[00:56:50]  But not only did he have to fight to get out, like fighting was his identity.
[00:56:54]  Right?
[00:56:54]  That was the only thing that people appreciated him for.
[00:56:57]  When you build a hundred million dollar business out of alcohol, people can go, oh, I really appreciate this guy as a businessman.
[00:57:04]  Yeah.
[00:57:04]  You know, and maybe he has these other endeavors that he's starting to do.
[00:57:07]  When he, you know, make sure that like this gym doesn't close in Ireland, he like just paid off their debt because they were really struggling because of COVID.
[00:57:14]  And people go, oh my God, what an amazing person.
[00:57:16]  Just come in the last minute and save it.
[00:57:18]  People go, wow, you're a really sweet guy.
[00:57:20]  And he goes, Yeah, I am a pretty sweet guy.
[00:57:22]  I don't need to kill people or punch them in the face until they're unconscious in order to feel validated.
[00:57:29]  Yeah.
[00:57:30]  I think he realized it after his loss against Khabib is that he loses and goes, oh, there's life after this.
[00:57:35]  Yes.
[00:57:35]  I like my legacy.
[00:57:36]  People still love me.
[00:57:38]  I still walk around the street and shut down the mall.
[00:57:39]  I'm so famous.
[00:57:41]  I think he realized, I think the perception is, oh, if I lose this, I'm no longer the best fighter.
[00:57:46]  Like, my life is over.
[00:57:47]  And then he realized, oh, life is great.
[00:57:48]  Life is still great.
[00:57:50]  I'm still love.
[00:57:51]  Sorry to interrupt.
[00:57:53]  And it was a little different than the Diaz fight because I think in the Diaz fight, he truly felt that he could beat Nate Diaz.
[00:58:04]  He truly felt like he could.
[00:58:05]  He's like, yeah, he tapped me out.
[00:58:06]  I got tired.
[00:58:07]  That's on me.
[00:58:09]  I, to this day, do not believe that he believes he can beat Khabib.
[00:58:15]  And there is a difference there, right?
[00:58:16]  He knows Khabib got him.
[00:58:17]  Khabib's better.
[00:58:18]  Like, he's just better.
[00:58:19]  Yeah.
[00:58:19]  And you can accept that.
[00:58:20]  Yeah, he watched Khabib fight everyone.
[00:58:22]  He fight watched Khabib fight Justin.
[00:58:24]  It was like, yeah, I don't want this.
[00:58:25]  Even, I don't know.
[00:58:26]  Not even I don't want this.
[00:58:27]  I just lost to somebody better.
[00:58:28]  I can't.
[00:58:29]  I can live with that.
[00:58:30]  Weirdly, this guy's just better.
[00:58:31]  Like, there's nothing I could have done.
[00:58:33]  If the Nate Diaz fight went the way, Andrew Saying, it's like, bro, I could have fucking got him.
[00:58:37]  That's going to eat away at you.
[00:58:38]  And if you're not going to be able to do it, there's no way I could have got him.
[00:58:40]  He's just better.
[00:58:41]  What can he do?
[00:58:42]  It's interesting because he was basically saying that he wasn't that angry, but he lost at least $100 million when he lost that fight.
[00:58:49]  Yep.
[00:58:50]  This is the crazy thing.
[00:58:52]  So I have on like pretty good, you know, trustworthy information that he was going to fight Pacquiao, but that that was locked in.
[00:59:01]  But he has to win this fight in order to build up the interest to fight Pacquiao.
[00:59:06]  That Pacquiao fight is worth tens of millions of dollars.
[00:59:09]  Yeah.
[00:59:09]  Because if he beats Pacquiao, he gets the welterweight belt.
[00:59:14]  It would be for a championship.
[00:59:16]  Pacquiao has a belt.
[00:59:18]  He beat Keith Thurman.
[00:59:19]  I think he's just been inactive.
[00:59:21]  So imagine McGregor crosses sports, somehow managed to squeak out a decision over an aging Pacquiao.
[00:59:28]  Forget it.
[00:59:30]  You're the biggest fight.
[00:59:31]  You're the biggest fighter in history.
[00:59:33]  Yeah, he's back on top.
[00:59:34]  Khabib thing doesn't even matter.
[00:59:35]  Who cares about Khabib?
[00:59:37]  You come back now.
[00:59:38]  You have a fight with Khabib that's going to be worth crazy, and Khabib probably would come back for that.
[00:59:43]  Right?
[00:59:44]  Not only that, you take the Jake Paul fight.
[00:59:47]  I heard there was serious consideration.
[00:59:49]  Really?
[00:59:50]  Yeah.
[00:59:50]  So that's a $50 million fight as well.
[00:59:53]  Minimum.
[00:59:53]  It's probably more once you're the welterweight champion.
[00:59:57]  Right?
[00:59:58]  Now, there's going to be significantly less interest, probably, because if he beats an actual boxer, then who cares about Jake Paul fighting him?
[01:00:06]  Right.
[01:00:07]  But dude, this guy lost at least 100 million, maybe more, 150 million.
[01:00:11]  I mean, it's like, it's, you're like, who wants to be a millionaire?
[01:00:13]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:14]  Like, he was like three questions away from being fucking massive.
[01:00:17]  Yeah, but it's like, who wants to be a millionaire if a millionaire sitting in the chair?
[01:00:21]  You see what I'm saying?
[01:00:22]  And what you said right there is the reason why he's not that bummed.
[01:00:26]  And that tells you everything.
[01:00:27]  He's bummed because he knows he's going to have to take the licks on the internet.
[01:00:30]  I imagine.
[01:00:31]  And again, this is me speculating.
[01:00:32]  I don't fucking know Connor.
[01:00:34]  But like, it just seems to me, and I'm kind of happy about it, that the guy is good with his life.
[01:00:40]  It's an ego blow, and ego is born out of insecurity.
[01:00:43]  And if you were secure and you're confident, it only hurts so much.
[01:00:46]  Yeah.
[01:00:47]  You know, I was also thinking when you brought up how much he made off proper 12.
[01:00:50]  He made $100 million advertising, going making appearances.
[01:00:55]  Body took no real punishment except fucking landing a plane.
[01:00:58]  He really did.
[01:00:59]  He was meeting people.
[01:01:00]  $100 million.
[01:01:01]  So you described he lost $100 million, but think of the abuse he has to take for $100 million.
[01:01:05]  He's looking at his daughter like, I'm going to take that many shots in the head.
[01:01:08]  Boxing especially.
[01:01:10]  Boxing is fucking devastating.
[01:01:11]  Bang, bang, bang.
[01:01:12]  I got a daughter.
[01:01:14]  For the same amount of money, I've already got fuck you money.
[01:01:16]  I'm already good forever.
[01:01:17]  And I got a liquor brand that made me this money.
[01:01:19]  No physical exertion.
[01:01:20]  Yeah.
[01:01:20]  And he's mad emotional too now.
[01:01:22]  Like in the press conference, like someone asked him a question.
[01:01:25]  It was like a really complimentary, like kind of like, just like stroking question, but it was like, you know, you're taking the loss so well.
[01:01:30]  Like you must be like, you know, you're trying to create an example for your children, blah, blah, blah.
[01:01:34]  Just like really buttering him up about his kids.
[01:01:37]  And he was like, wow, you're really making me well up right now.
[01:01:39]  Like he paused because he's going to start crying.
[01:01:42]  Can change you more if you're a guy like that than anything.
[01:01:44]  Yeah.
[01:01:46]  But he's like tapped in like emotionally now.
[01:01:47]  Like I thought the family shit was just kind of like him playing it up, but I think he's really about it.
[01:01:52]  Yeah, I think that Connor's a really sophisticated guy.
[01:01:57]  And I think that part of the reason why we're so drawn to him is because he is really attached to like who he is as a man.
[01:02:04]  And I think that loss to Khabib, like recognizing that he's not good enough to beat Khabib, he had to eat that.
[01:02:12]  He had to stomach that.
[01:02:14]  He didn't have to stomach Nick or I mean Nate because he knew he could.
[01:02:18]  But he had to accept that there was somebody he was not going to be able to beat.
[01:02:22]  And then when he did that, he accepted himself and all the great things that he has.
[01:02:28]  And that was the worst thing for him.
[01:02:31]  The worst thing for a fighter is going, I'm good enough.

=== Connor Learns Losses Hurt (14:40) ===

[01:02:34]  The worst thing for any creative is I'm good enough.
[01:02:37]  You know, it's just a tricky thing.
[01:02:39]  It's hard.
[01:02:39]  When you achieve something that you really want and you're searching for the next achievement, right?
[01:02:45]  It's fucking, it can be depressing.
[01:02:47]  Sometimes you move everyone to Florida.
[01:02:50]  You know what I mean?
[01:02:51]  No, but in all seriousness, like that.
[01:02:53]  No, but in all seriousness, we're going to Florida.
[01:02:55]  We're going to Florida.
[01:02:55]  100%.
[01:02:56]  Miami.
[01:02:56]  No, but in all seriousness, in his circumstance, I totally understand whether he's better off for it.
[01:03:02]  He'll have a way better career afterwards.
[01:03:03]  He won't be one of these guys 50 years old trying to do comeback fights.
[01:03:06]  He's losing himself.
[01:03:07]  He won't be fucking the wrestler or whatever that movie was.
[01:03:10]  But I also think there is a maturation to Connor that's happened.
[01:03:13]  Like there was some thug shit to him.
[01:03:15]  Didn't he slap an old guy at a bar?
[01:03:16]  Yeah.
[01:03:17]  He's throwing like the fucking Dolly through the bus window.
[01:03:20]  I mean, this guy has some thug shit to him, but I think once you got money, you got something to lose.
[01:03:25]  And you got a kid.
[01:03:26]  It's like, bro, I can't.
[01:03:27]  Insecurity, bro.
[01:03:28]  You have to.
[01:03:29]  And I'm humbled for him.
[01:03:31]  Yeah.
[01:03:31]  It's great.
[01:03:31]  This might not be the best comparison, but I just keep thinking of Charlemagne.
[01:03:35]  Interesting.
[01:03:35]  It's kind of like the same type of transformation he had.
[01:03:39]  He's like rough around the edges, a little shock shock in the beginning, and like people loved him for it.
[01:03:44]  Like we were like glued to everything he was doing.
[01:03:46]  And then he has pretty much almost fuck you money.
[01:03:49]  And it's like, and he's self-aware.
[01:03:52]  He's living for his daughters now.
[01:03:54]  He achieved everything that he wanted to achieve.
[01:03:56]  And then after doing that, he realized, oh, shit, I still got to work on myself.
[01:04:01]  Achieving this alone is not going to make me happy.
[01:04:03]  There's more to life.
[01:04:04]  There's more to life.
[01:04:05]  And I got to fucking work on that in order to understand who I am.
[01:04:09]  And then you understand who you are.
[01:04:10]  And you're like, oh, shit, I get to do this because I love it, but I don't have to to feed this insatiable beast inside of me.
[01:04:17]  This insecurity.
[01:04:18]  Yeah, it's, it's, I don't know.
[01:04:21]  I just, I hope he retires.
[01:04:22]  You know who he went from?
[01:04:24]  Charlemagne, Connor's like Duval now.
[01:04:28]  Duval is the most confident motherfucker in the world.
[01:04:30]  Yeah, Duval care.
[01:04:32]  I'm going to go to the fucking Bermuda right now because I want to.
[01:04:35]  I can.
[01:04:35]  I know I'm good enough.
[01:04:36]  What are you really going to tell me?
[01:04:37]  And you look at those guys after when you pull back, you're like, oh, they figured out life.
[01:04:41]  Yeah.
[01:04:42]  Yeah, it's true, man.
[01:04:43]  It's true.
[01:04:44]  I just hope he doesn't fight anymore, genuinely.
[01:04:46]  Same, yeah.
[01:04:46]  There's no point.
[01:04:47]  I hope anybody that has that kind of money doesn't fight anymore.
[01:04:50]  He could have one more easy money fight, to your point about like losing all the interest in a Pacquiao fight.
[01:04:55]  Interest is higher in a Jake Paul fight now.
[01:04:58]  Because you're like, he looks gettable.
[01:05:00]  Most people are like, he looks gettable.
[01:05:01]  Jake Paul knocked the fuck out of Nate Robinson.
[01:05:03]  I think on the back of our mind, we're like, he gonna fuck this guy up.
[01:05:08]  But on some level, you're like, maybe Jake Paul could get it.
[01:05:11]  It would just be surreal to watch.
[01:05:12]  Yeah.
[01:05:13]  To see them stand together would just be absolutely surreal.
[01:05:15]  And Jake Paul is doing, he had that fucking troll video where he's just laughing and like, I lowered the price.
[01:05:20]  Connor.
[01:05:20]  I'm offering $150K now.
[01:05:22]  No, he said $10,000.
[01:05:23]  Yeah, he said, I'll just give you $10,000.
[01:05:24]  He goes, I'll give you a Bitcoin.
[01:05:26]  And he said, for one Bitcoin, we're fighting.
[01:05:30]  Take that deal, bro.
[01:05:31]  I don't like that.
[01:05:31]  This shit can be worth a lot, wouldn't it?
[01:05:32]  I mean, Jake Paul, to his credit, has done an absolutely brilliant job of convincing people that people paid for that fight to see him fight.
[01:05:43]  Yeah.
[01:05:44]  Right?
[01:05:44]  Like, he goes, he goes, my last pay-per-view sold $1.5 million.
[01:05:48]  It's like, yeah, for Tyson and Roy Jones.
[01:05:51]  Hilarious.
[01:05:52]  You're the undercard.
[01:05:53]  Like, very few.
[01:05:55]  We literally all bought it for Tyson and Roy Jones.
[01:05:57]  We're like, oh, but this kind of like little.
[01:05:59]  Nate Robinson's fighting?
[01:06:00]  Yeah.
[01:06:01]  We're like, oh, that's kind of cool.
[01:06:02]  He just ran with that spotlight because he had the knockout.
[01:06:04]  He had the moment.
[01:06:05]  He had the moment.
[01:06:06]  He leaned in.
[01:06:07]  He stole the show without a doubt.
[01:06:09]  But the reason why people purchased was not for Jake Paul.
[01:06:12]  Like, if Jake Paul fights a no-name person, nobody's buying it.
[01:06:17]  Jake Paul still needs to fight somebody with equal or more fame in order for there to be interest in this fight.
[01:06:24]  It might be the troll.
[01:06:25]  Some people saying he's fighting Ben Askron.
[01:06:28]  Yeah, I saw an announcement for that and I thought it was confirmed.
[01:06:31]  Yeah.
[01:06:31]  I don't know if it's real or not, but like April 17th.
[01:06:34]  But Ben Askren is somebody who will get social media going.
[01:06:37]  He was the guy who got knocked out in five seconds by Jorge Masveda, the flying knee.
[01:06:41]  But he understands trolling and that kind of stuff.
[01:06:43]  He also sucks at boxing, so Jake might beat him up.
[01:06:47]  It's a boxing match or a UFC fight.
[01:06:49]  It's a boxing match.
[01:06:50]  But Ben, I guess, would be thinking, I'm an athlete.
[01:06:53]  I can figure this whole thing out, which I don't think he will be able to do, frankly.
[01:06:58]  And that would be the perfect fight.
[01:06:59]  Yeah, it's a perfect fight for Jake.
[01:07:01]  For Jake.
[01:07:01]  100%.
[01:07:02]  He gets to beat up a real MMA guy who had tons of success in MMA but isn't good at boxing.
[01:07:08]  And it just justifies that he is pretty good at boxing.
[01:07:11]  I mean, he's inserted himself in this conversation where I go, oh, yeah, he should fight Connor McGregor for no reason.
[01:07:16]  For no reason.
[01:07:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:07:17]  Like, it's literally just all like smoke and mirrors.
[01:07:19]  I'm like, oh, yeah, that should happen.
[01:07:20]  And to your point, Connor could make that money, especially if it's going to be boxing or UFC.
[01:07:24]  This would be boxing.
[01:07:25]  Sex children Connor would win, right?
[01:07:27]  Yeah, I think so.
[01:07:28]  But now there's interest.
[01:07:29]  And if he beats Ben Askren, the interest is raised.
[01:07:31]  Connor could get a lot of money for a much easier fight and much less abuse.
[01:07:35]  Yeah.
[01:07:35]  Losing and weirdly, him losing to Justin is almost like, wait, could Jake Paul win?
[01:07:39]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[01:07:40]  Him losing to Dustin Poirie.
[01:07:41]  Him losing to Dustin Poirie really raises interest in a much easier Jake Paul fight as opposed to getting fucked up by Manny Pacquiao and abusing each other.
[01:07:48]  And then step steps down.
[01:07:50]  This is an ego question right here.
[01:07:52]  Is coming off a loss like that in devastating fashion and then taking the fight with Jake Paul, which is kind of like, I don't know.
[01:08:06]  Yeah, it's a circus.
[01:08:07]  Yeah, it's a circus.
[01:08:08]  It's not an athletic competition.
[01:08:09]  Yeah, what's less than a circus?
[01:08:11]  A carnival?
[01:08:12]  Carnival.
[01:08:12]  Yeah.
[01:08:13]  So taking like a carnival type fight, doesn't that diminish your stature?
[01:08:17]  He also has to think about his, he also does think about his brand and his legacy, right?
[01:08:21]  Like he has companies that are pegged to his, not success, but his perception.
[01:08:28]  Yeah.
[01:08:28]  So like proper 12 is pegged to his perception.
[01:08:32]  And if he becomes a carnival act, I think proper 12 takes a hit.
[01:08:36]  I think these other businesses take a hit.
[01:08:38]  I think it was the perception of being the tough guy and being Mr. Rowdy.
[01:08:41]  Like that would be perfect for it.
[01:08:43]  Yeah, he's kind of his carnival-ness was what drew us to him.
[01:08:47]  Like this motherfucker's wife.
[01:08:48]  What the fuck you sued him?
[01:08:51]  That's why motherfuckers getting proper 12 and he was also winning.
[01:08:55]  Yeah.
[01:08:55]  So now he needs a win.
[01:08:57]  So motherfuckers still want to drink that.
[01:08:59]  You want to drink the loser whiskey now?
[01:09:01]  Yeah, we liked him because we liked him because he won, but we love him because he's like sideshow.
[01:09:05]  Yeah, that's interesting.
[01:09:07]  Okay, maybe.
[01:09:07]  I guess I just look at it like, oh, wow, you can't cut it in the big league.
[01:09:11]  So you're fighting, you know, a kid who just started boxing pretty much.
[01:09:15]  But that's the thing is, like, the average person I don't think looks at like wins and losses.
[01:09:18]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:19]  I think they just look at fighters and go, what feeling do they give me?
[01:09:21]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:22]  I don't know Jorge Masvedale's record, but every time he fights, I want to watch because I watched him beat the shit out of Nate Diaz or like arguably beaten Adiaz and then beat Ben Astron.
[01:09:33]  And I was like, yo, those two fights were so fun.
[01:09:34]  And you listen to him, he makes you feel something.
[01:09:36]  You see, I think that's less about the fight, and I think that's more about the personality.
[01:09:41]  Yes.
[01:09:41]  Exactly.
[01:09:42]  Yeah.
[01:09:42]  I think it's like, and why Jorge so brilliantly marketed himself.
[01:09:46]  Like, he's really like leaned in.
[01:09:47]  The MAGA thing was weird, but I understand he's Cuban and like they have this like super fear of communism and socialism, et cetera.
[01:09:55]  But like just him leaning into, yeah, I'm street Judas or whatever.
[01:09:59]  Like, yeah, I used to do these street fights.
[01:10:01]  And I remember watching him as a kid on like YouTube, you know, fighting in the backyard.
[01:10:05]  It really like cemented him as this almost like cartoon character within the like fight world.
[01:10:10]  But he also had these like YouTube videos.
[01:10:12]  He was a YouTuber.
[01:10:13]  He is.
[01:10:14]  Like he started putting them out vlogs and all that stuff, really leaning into his celebrity.
[01:10:18]  And he has massive pay-per-views because of it.
[01:10:21]  I think boxing learned that with the 24-7 series.
[01:10:24]  They started investing money in the series beforehand.
[01:10:26]  And then the fights were like triple in interest.
[01:10:29]  And people are like, oh, if we can get people to love the man fighting, if they're invested in the man, they'll watch the fight.
[01:10:37]  Exactly.
[01:10:38]  And that's really what it is.
[01:10:39]  And that's Connor and Proper 12.
[01:10:42]  We are already invested in Connor the Man, so we'll fuck with his whiskey.
[01:10:45]  And now you kind of like him more because he's just like, yo, this guy's fucking great.
[01:10:48]  He's all happy.
[01:10:49]  Life changed his life.
[01:10:50]  Went from a thug to this fucking family guy.
[01:10:52]  Proper 12.
[01:10:53]  Let's do it.
[01:10:54]  Al don't like it, bro.
[01:10:55]  Nah.
[01:10:56]  That's so good.
[01:10:57]  Al's in a minority of human beings.
[01:11:00]  I don't know how I feel about that.
[01:11:03]  I don't mean racially.
[01:11:04]  I just mean like Al's gotta, like, I don't, nah, I'm not with that shit.
[01:11:07]  Like, anything happy?
[01:11:08]  I was like, nah, come on, man.
[01:11:09]  I'm not doing that.
[01:11:09]  Bro, I was literally at the fight with all these people so happy.
[01:11:11]  He sat there with the fucking mean mug for two hours watching a fight.
[01:11:15]  I was having a great time.
[01:11:17]  I was having a great time.
[01:11:18]  That's funny.
[01:11:20]  But you guys always say, I'm never enthusiastic.
[01:11:22]  Like, I was enjoying it.
[01:11:23]  You lose the enthusiasm of Eeyore.
[01:11:26]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:11:27]  This guy is who he is.
[01:11:28]  So I don't think most people like, I think most people are like, oh, it's cool to see Joe Rogan had a post.
[01:11:33]  Genuinely enjoying seeing Connor at these pre-fight events.
[01:11:36]  It's just cool to see him this happy.
[01:11:38]  Yeah.
[01:11:38]  And not, I don't know.
[01:11:39]  He had a whole poster.
[01:11:40]  Fuck it.
[01:11:40]  Fight Jake Paul.
[01:11:41]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:11:41]  If he fights Jake Paul, fight nerds are going to go, oh, well, his legacy and blah, blah, blah.
[01:11:45]  He's not the best.
[01:11:45]  He's already not the best.
[01:11:48]  Kabi's going to be a little bit more.
[01:11:49]  Kabib exposed him.
[01:11:50]  I was going to say more.
[01:11:50]  Kabid exposed.
[01:11:51]  He's not the best.
[01:11:52]  We still fuck with Proper 12.
[01:11:53]  We love him.
[01:11:54]  He's got to be careful right now because if his people engage in negotiations with Jake Paul, if they're the ones to reach back out, Jake might take that and be like, see, this sucker lost.
[01:12:04]  Now he's begging for a fight.
[01:12:05]  He's so treacherous.
[01:12:06]  Like everything you do with Jake, you have to be careful because he will find a way to expose.
[01:12:12]  You know, it is that's a tricky one right there.
[01:12:15]  That's a wild boy.
[01:12:16]  He knows what he's doing.
[01:12:17]  He should have taken the Jake fight before.
[01:12:20]  Yes.
[01:12:20]  I think you just get Jake out the way, shut him up.
[01:12:22]  He's this annoying YouTube kid.
[01:12:24]  It's like, I don't think it would have hurt his career at all.
[01:12:28]  It just would have been like, all right, I see why you did it.
[01:12:30]  Yeah.
[01:12:30]  Got a quick 50 and then go fight a real fighter.
[01:12:32]  His best, honestly, his best hope is Jake says some shit about his family.
[01:12:36]  Oh, he already did that.
[01:12:37]  That's where you go.
[01:12:37]  Like, nah, you disrespected my wife.
[01:12:39]  We got to take this.
[01:12:40]  That's when he should have fled.
[01:12:41]  That's when he should have.
[01:12:42]  We don't even need the money.
[01:12:42]  He should just call him, I don't even need the money.
[01:12:44]  I'll just fuck you up on site.
[01:12:45]  How about that?
[01:12:46]  Yeah, he's got to.
[01:12:47]  I think he should retire from UFC and then fight Jake Paul.
[01:12:50]  One fight.
[01:12:51]  But to your point, the side shows.
[01:12:52]  When you talk about a sideshow fight fucking up legacies, you don't should be worried about that.
[01:12:56]  Floyd.
[01:12:57]  Floyd has a legacy as the greatest boxer.
[01:13:01]  He's a big boy of all time.
[01:13:02]  The best ever.
[01:13:03]  TPE.
[01:13:04]  Whole brand behind it.
[01:13:05]  Yeah, for whatever reason, I don't find it.
[01:13:07]  Like, I don't feel like it affects him.
[01:13:08]  I think you because he also doesn't call them real fights.
[01:13:11]  He calls them exhibitions and shit like that.
[01:13:13]  And there's also no question about his dominance.
[01:13:16]  Whereas with Connor, there is question now about his dominance.
[01:13:19]  So that's where I feel more.
[01:13:20]  Nothing could affect it.
[01:13:22]  I'm more inclined with what Mark Oral said, which is we already know he's not the best.
[01:13:25]  Okay, so he's taking it.
[01:13:26]  Yeah, now that I'm thinking about that, I think you could just do whatever you want, collect a check.
[01:13:29]  Khabib takes an exhibition fight, and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
[01:13:32]  That's weird.
[01:13:33]  You're supposed to be the best.
[01:13:34]  You're above this.
[01:13:34]  You're so good.
[01:13:35]  Why are you doing this?
[01:13:36]  Connor is no longer above this.
[01:13:38]  Correct.
[01:13:38]  Now, if, yeah, now if Connor goes into a fight with Jake Paul and doesn't shit talk, he doesn't have great banter leading up.
[01:13:45]  He looks weak in the ring, then I think his legacy is tarnished.
[01:13:48]  Yeah.
[01:13:49]  But as long as he's having fun and everyone's having fun with him leading up to the fight and just like talking mad shit, there's a great time.
[01:13:57]  Even if he loses miraculously, I think people still this is actually really good because Connor's jujitsu trainer is this guy named Dylan Dannis, right?
[01:14:06]  Who's like an unbelievable?
[01:14:08]  He's the guy that Jake Paul threw the stuff at him on the street in LA from the truck.
[01:14:14]  Do you remember this while he was doing food truck diaries with Brendan Schaub?
[01:14:18]  So Dylan is like a masterful jujitsu guy.
[01:14:24]  He's fighting in Bellator, which is like the lower leagues of UFC, essentially.
[01:14:31]  Dylan and Jake Paul beef.
[01:14:34]  And Dylan has all the dirt on Jake.
[01:14:39]  So it's not like it's not like Connor needs to start researching this figure because the reality is Connor has no fucking clue who Jake Paul is, right?
[01:14:47]  He's just old.
[01:14:48]  Like, just like I had no clue who Jake Paul is.
[01:14:50]  Jake Paul is one of the most famous people on the planet.
[01:14:52]  I didn't know where he was from.
[01:14:54]  I heard the name, but I didn't know.
[01:14:56]  I'm too old to know Jake Paul as someone relevant in my world, right?
[01:15:01]  But if you're probably your age, there's no question, right?
[01:15:06]  Like Jake Paul is famous as fuck, right?
[01:15:08]  And you know where he's from and all this stuff?
[01:15:11]  Al, did you know?
[01:15:12]  Son, five people would say Nate Robinson made Jake Paul famous.
[01:15:16]  100%.
[01:15:17]  100%.
[01:15:18]  We've never heard the name until that day.
[01:15:20]  And you, you're my age.
[01:15:22]  No clue.
[01:15:22]  So there is a generational gap here.
[01:15:24]  So now Connor's like, do I have to research this fucking kid?
[01:15:27]  Do I have to start watching YouTube video?
[01:15:28]  Do I have to know what the fuck this guy is?
[01:15:30]  Connor didn't have to do that with Mayweather.
[01:15:32]  Been following Mayweather as long as Mayweather's been around.
[01:15:34]  Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
[01:15:36]  So he is at a disadvantage.
[01:15:37]  It's almost like, you know, like if you're doing a roast with somebody, the lesser-known person is the one with the advantage.
[01:15:44]  They usually win.
[01:15:45]  They got all the dirt.
[01:15:46]  They have all the dirt.
[01:15:46]  Yeah.
[01:15:47]  Right?
[01:15:47]  The more famous person has one joke.
[01:15:50]  I don't know who the fuck you are.
[01:15:51]  That's it.
[01:15:52]  Done.
[01:15:52]  What else do you have?
[01:15:53]  Exactly.
[01:15:53]  Now you still don't know, and there's 10 more jokes.
[01:15:55]  Because the audience isn't going to know either.
[01:15:56]  Yeah.
[01:15:57]  Right?
[01:15:58]  So I think that he's in a great situation because Dylan's just going to be like, oh, yeah, here's all the fuck shit on Jake Paul.
[01:16:03]  He's probably been collecting that.
[01:16:04]  Here's all the fuck shit.
[01:16:05]  You go have fun with that.
[01:16:06]  Yep.
[01:16:07]  I mean, I'm with it.
[01:16:09]  You guys are right.
[01:16:10]  I think that's the next thing.
[01:16:10]  You retire from the UFC.
[01:16:12]  This isn't a fun anymore.
[01:16:13]  And in the retirement announcement, you say that you are going to beat the shit out of Jake Paul one more time.
[01:16:18]  Let Jake get all that fucking money.
[01:16:20]  He deserves it.
[01:16:21]  He built that fucking fight.
[01:16:22]  You can't give him pennies either.
[01:16:24]  He deserves money for this fight.
[01:16:26]  Yeah.
[01:16:27]  He cakes in.
[01:16:29]  I think you get caught.
[01:16:31]  Excuse me.
[01:16:31]  Connor kills it.
[01:16:33]  And there it is.
[01:16:34]  You make one more big fucking check.
[01:16:36]  Done.
[01:16:37]  What else you got to do?
[01:16:38]  Yeah.
[01:16:38]  Right?
[01:16:39]  I don't even know if he needs this big check, but yeah, you're good.
[01:16:42]  But for fun.
[01:16:42]  Yeah, just to beat the shit out of this guy.
[01:16:44]  And that's good.
[01:16:46]  And if Jake wins, shit.
[01:16:49]  And if Jake beats this.
[01:16:51]  Oh, it's a problem.
[01:16:52]  But if Jake beats this guy in April, which you're saying he probably will, now there's actual interest.
[01:16:56]  Yeah.
[01:16:56]  Yo, this guy's beating up UFC guys.
[01:16:58]  Connor's not the same.
[01:16:59]  Connor.
[01:17:00]  And you, a trained fight, or like a fight-knowledgeable person, will say, yeah, but this guy sucks at boxing.
[01:17:05]  Connor can actually box great head movement.
[01:17:06]  I don't know what that means.
[01:17:07]  Yeah.
[01:17:07]  I'm like, no, he beat up a UFC guy.
[01:17:09]  So this is another UFC guy who's not as good as he used to be.
[01:17:11]  Yes.
[01:17:12]  This would be a great fight.
[01:17:13]  Yes, 100%.

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[01:18:37]  Well, talking about people whose legacies have been tarnished, I think it's time to talk about.
[01:18:42]  We'll talk about the GOAT and Bill Belichick.
[01:18:45]  Yup.
[01:18:46]  Has anybody stock dropped faster this year than Bill Belichick?
[01:18:50]  No, sir.
[01:18:52]  It's unbelievable.
[01:18:53]  He's like an unhappy Connor McGregor.
[01:18:55]  He's still miserable and you're losing.
[01:18:58]  Look, I don't even know if he's miserable or not, but I know that the way that he's perceived is no longer this super genius.
[01:19:03]  Yes.
[01:19:04]  There was time, I think there was a legitimate time where people assumed, the majority of people assumed that Belichick was more responsible for the Patriots' success than Brady.
[01:19:17]  Tom Brady is a system quarterback, was the line.
[01:19:20]  You used to hear that all the time.
[01:19:21]  And still great, right?
[01:19:22]  You'd be like, he's still amazing.
[01:19:23]  He's still clutch.
[01:19:24]  He's still going to make all these throws.
[01:19:25]  He's going to make sure that people, he's going to throw people open, as you often say.
[01:19:29]  He's still incredible, but he's incredible within this Belichick system.
[01:19:32]  And if you took him out, he might not be as incredible.
[01:19:35]  I think that was the feeling, right?
[01:19:37]  At least around like casuals.
[01:19:39]  And a lot of people who hated Brady would be like, he's fine.
[01:19:42]  He's above average, but Belichick is the genius.
[01:19:45]  He's a machine.
[01:19:45]  You take any part of that machine.
[01:19:47]  Belichick just replaces him and they keep winning.
[01:19:49]  I am 100% on board with that sentiment until the Falcons game.
[01:19:55]  The Super Bowl?
[01:19:56]  Yeah.
[01:19:56]  Okay.
[01:19:56]  I think that comeback switched it for a bunch of people where they're like, okay, maybe within the system, he's amazing, but he's still special.
[01:20:07]  Yeah.
[01:20:08]  You can't throw anybody in there.
[01:20:10]  He did something special.
[01:20:11]  The year they got Randy Moss was the year I was like, oh, this motherfucker is incredible.
[01:20:15]  He threw like 50 touchdowns and it was just unreal.
[01:20:17]  And then I was like, oh, there used to always be a Peyton Manning and Tom Brady comparison, but Manning would have a huge, they would build the entire team around Manning, the Colts.
[01:20:26]  So he would put up crazy numbers.
[01:20:27]  Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clark was a good tight.
[01:20:30]  Like, they always had weapons.
[01:20:32]  Brady had thrown a fucking Troy Brown, who's like my height, basically.
[01:20:34]  You know what I mean?
[01:20:35]  Then when Brady got Moss, he went nuts.
[01:20:38]  And I was like, oh, this guy is special.
[01:20:40]  Every bit the quarterback Peyton Manning is, but he lets Belichick coach so he can win.
[01:20:44]  Okay, so here's the question.
[01:20:47]  Obviously, now Brady is going to his, what, 10th Super Bowl?
[01:20:50]  Super Bowl's crazy.
[01:20:50]  Yeah, that's crazy.
[01:20:51]  It's fucking nuts.
[01:20:52]  It's truly unbelievable.
[01:20:54]  But here's the question.
[01:20:55]  There's a couple questions, but here's the question.
[01:20:58]  Would he be more successful if he didn't have Belichick?
[01:21:02]  Would Brady, has Brady been held back by Belichick?
[01:21:05]  Brady goes to play for the Bucs.
[01:21:08]  Yes.
[01:21:08]  Right?
[01:21:09]  Goes to play for a coach.
[01:21:11]  It was Bruce Arians.
[01:21:12]  He's good.
[01:21:13]  Not that successful.
[01:21:14]  He's good, and that's it.
[01:21:16]  Fine.
[01:21:16]  He's good.
[01:21:17]  Fine.
[01:21:17]  He's no offensive fucking genius.
[01:21:20]  Nope.
[01:21:20]  Right?
[01:21:20]  He's no, I mean, I don't know how we look at Sean McVay now, but people were touting.
[01:21:24]  He's not McVay.
[01:21:26]  He's not Shanahan.
[01:21:27]  Kyle Shanahan.
[01:21:27]  Yeah, he's none of these guys.
[01:21:28]  He's not an offensive genius.
[01:21:30]  Their defense, solid.
[01:21:33]  Fine.
[01:21:33]  No, don't give me a offensively.
[01:21:35]  They've got weapons.
[01:21:36]  Yeah.
[01:21:36]  You cannot deny that they have weapons, right?
[01:21:39]  Receiving core is pretty impressive.
[01:21:41]  Yep.
[01:21:41]  Right?
[01:21:42]  You have Evans.
[01:21:43]  You have, well, Antonio Brown's not going to play, but still Brown came at the end of the season.
[01:21:46]  This Goodwin guy.
[01:21:47]  This good one is good.
[01:21:49]  This little fucking white boy can run his ass off.
[01:21:50]  Miller?
[01:21:51]  How happy was he in Tom Brady?
[01:21:53]  Unbelievable.
[01:21:53]  Tom Brady going to the Bucs was the best for this fucking Miller kid.
[01:21:56]  He was just like, that's it.
[01:21:58]  I'm this little white guy.
[01:21:59]  Done.
[01:22:00]  I'm going to the pool.
[01:22:02]  Let's go.
[01:22:03]  So it's like, and then, I mean, when Leonard Fournette is your backup running back, you know that you're in a pretty good situation.
[01:22:09]  So it's not to say he has no weapons.
[01:22:10]  Right.
[01:22:11]  That being said, you walk to the Super Bowl, and it's not like there was that much adversity.
[01:22:17]  We didn't even mention Gronk and then the other guy, their other tight end.
[01:22:20]  Well, a lot of these people, you know, OJ Howard, a lot of these people came for Brady.
[01:22:24]  For Brady.
[01:22:24]  Fournette, Gronk.
[01:22:26]  Yep.
[01:22:26]  I guess those are the only two, but those are two pretty good players.
[01:22:28]  For sure, for sure.
[01:22:29]  And it's reasonable.
[01:22:30]  And I'm sure there are Antonio Brown.
[01:22:32]  Antonio Brown.
[01:22:32]  And I'm sure there's other guys too.
[01:22:33]  I'm sure there's like position players that we don't know about, but really we're like, I will take less to play with this guy because he's going to take us to the promised land.
[01:22:41]  When you see him do this at 43, okay, 43 years old, even if they don't win this, if they do win the Super Bowl, we need another term that's more than GOAT.
[01:22:50]  Yes.
[01:22:51]  Because Goat is being used to.
[01:22:52]  Oh, he's the best athlete ever.
[01:22:54]  Jordan is done.
[01:22:55]  It's so weird to use the word athlete with a guy who is not athletic.
[01:23:00]  But best sportsman, best something.
[01:23:02]  We have to do it.
[01:23:03]  There's going to be another last dance that comes out about why he's better than why Jordan is better than Tom Brady.
[01:23:08]  He's going to need to go into marketing overdrive.
[01:23:11]  But you have this situation where I wonder if Belichick held him back, if this strict Patriot way thing that he was doing.
[01:23:21]  The system that he was in.
[01:23:22]  The system, maybe it held him back.
[01:23:24]  Maybe that the way that he was spending money that we thought was so brilliant, he's underpaying Brady and really investing in the defense and cornerbacks and all this kind of shit.
[01:23:34]  Maybe obviously the offensive line, he needs offensive line, but even you told me that the Bucs offensive line isn't amazing.
[01:23:40]  Nope.
[01:23:40]  They put more emphasis on it when they got Brady, but it's not a fucking fantastic.
[01:23:44]  But you know what happens?
[01:23:46]  When you're an offensive lineman and your blocking matters?
[01:23:50]  Yeah.
[01:23:51]  When you know your quarterback will hit the spot if he has the opportunity?
[01:23:55]  I'm motivated.
[01:23:55]  I'm motivated.
[01:23:57]  I trust the guy behind me.
[01:23:58]  I trust the guy behind me.
[01:24:00]  It's easy to block for Brady.
[01:24:01]  It's easy to block for Mahomes.
[01:24:02]  It's not easy to block for fucking Sam Darnold.
[01:24:06]  Yeah, I don't know.
[01:24:07]  What is this guy going to do?
[01:24:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:24:09]  I'm putting ghosts.
[01:24:10]  I'm going to exactly.
[01:24:12]  Who is he saying that about?
[01:24:13]  One Belichick.
[01:24:14]  It was Belichick coach.
[01:24:16]  They were playing the Patriots.
[01:24:16]  He was playing the Patriots.
[01:24:18]  So it was like, I'm just saying, like, when you're an offensive lineman and you know every time you bang your head, you're going to forget your daughter's name 10 years from now.
[01:24:26]  Like every time you bang your head, you're like, oh, I really love my daughter.
[01:24:28]  I'm going to forget her.
[01:24:29]  I just lost a fact.
[01:24:30]  I just lost a fact.
[01:24:31]  I lost a piano recital.
[01:24:33]  I lost a volleyball game.
[01:24:35]  I lost something every time.
[01:24:36]  And for this guy to fucking throw interceptions, fuck him.
[01:24:40]  Yep.
[01:24:40]  Fuck him.
[01:24:41]  Yep.
[01:24:41]  Okay?
[01:24:42]  I'm telling you, when you're doing that for a Super Bowl, it's going to change your daughter's life.
[01:24:47]  When you're going to get that big contract extension because of how good Tom Brady makes you look.
[01:24:52]  Yep.
[01:24:53]  Don't get me wrong.
[01:24:54]  You make him look good too, but that extra effort means two, three, four, five million more dollars you might make on that next contract.
[01:25:00]  Isn't that motivation?
[01:25:01]  100%.
[01:25:02]  I'm starting to wonder if the Patriot Way, and we're going to see over the next five years, maybe over the next decade, if the Patriot Way actually hurt Tom Brady.
[01:25:10]  This is the most motivated Belichick will ever see.
[01:25:13]  But to your point, we used to always say Tom Brady's lucky to have Bill Belichick.
[01:25:18]  We didn't often say Bill Belichick is lucky to have Tom Brady.
[01:25:21]  He might be a guy.
[01:25:22]  Some coaches just don't really value the quarterback position, and he might have enough ego to say, I don't need a great quarterback.
[01:25:28]  I don't need to spend all this money on a great quarterback.
[01:25:30]  I will coach up everything else and we'll be great.
[01:25:32]  He might have lucked into the greatest quarterback ever in the sixth round, so he never had to worry about quarterback.
[01:25:38]  And a guy who would take less money to help the team win.
[01:25:40]  Tom Brady's a fucking unicorn, man.
[01:25:42]  All right, pay me less.
[01:25:43]  I'll make my money elsewhere.
[01:25:44]  I'll get a million dollar PPP loan.
[01:25:46]  Who cares?
[01:25:46]  Let's just win.
[01:25:47]  I don't give a fuck.
[01:25:48]  Belichick might have been super lucky getting Brady because since then, Cam Newton, they just got like at the end of the offseason.
[01:25:54]  He was like, whatever, we'll plug in anybody.
[01:25:56]  Jimmy Garoppolo, he believed in a ton.
[01:25:58]  Maybe he could have made Jimmy Garoppolo great.
[01:26:01]  Or maybe he was just like, no, that's my guy.
[01:26:03]  And I don't really care about a great quarterback.
[01:26:05]  But it's hard to win without a great quarterback.
[01:26:07]  Do you have any question that Tom Brady would have been a great quarterback no matter where he went?
[01:26:10]  No question.
[01:26:11]  He would have been great anywhere.
[01:26:12]  Anywhere.
[01:26:13]  He was great in Michigan.
[01:26:15]  He won at Michigan.
[01:26:16]  But they were so excited about this hype recruit they got, Drew Henson, I think.
[01:26:20]  Because my Peter, both his parents went to Michigan.
[01:26:22]  He went to Michigan fanatic.
[01:26:23]  So he knows all the history.
[01:26:25]  Brady was great, but they were like, no, we got this hot recruit.
[01:26:27]  We got to start him.
[01:26:28]  And that's how Brady basically didn't get loved walking out of Michigan.
[01:26:31]  But he was good in Michigan.
[01:26:32]  He won all the time.
[01:26:33]  And then he locked into something else.
[01:26:35]  And maybe Belichick had something to do with that.
[01:26:37]  But now he's like the most focused, got eating avocado ice cream, whatever the fuck else to not age as well as he can and got this whole system.
[01:26:46]  I'm just saying.
[01:26:47]  Yeah.
[01:26:47]  I don't know if you could say that Belichick held Brady back because of the wins.
[01:26:53]  So like you can take Aaron Rodgers, for example, who's fucking MVP this season and doesn't have the wins because he didn't have the correct system in place.
[01:27:02]  I think he would win less Super Bowls without Belichick, but he would still be great and he might still be the GOAT.
[01:27:07]  If Aaron Rodgers had a Belichick, we'd be saying this exact same thing.
[01:27:12]  Oh, yeah.
[01:27:13]  Great, great point.
[01:27:13]  That's the thing.
[01:27:14]  When you win less, it's actually better for your legacy in a way, because especially as a quarterback, because it seems like you did it all on your own.
[01:27:24]  When you are dominant as a franchise in a team-based sport like football, where it appears as if one player doesn't really have that much of a difference-making factor for a team, you naturally lean into the coaching.
[01:27:40]  Like, Patrick Mahomes is doing things that are so out of this world that you're like, you got to credit him.
[01:27:44]  But also, there are people that go, Andy Reid, Andy Reid, offensive genius.
[01:27:49]  He's finding ways to unearth things that you never knew.
[01:27:52]  Nobody looked at Patrick Mahomes in college like this.
[01:27:54]  Yep.
[01:27:55]  Right?
[01:27:55]  He wasn't, I mean, he was highly talented, but not like raw.
[01:27:58]  Everybody's like, Yeah, he's super raw.
[01:27:59]  Some people believe most people are like, eh, that system, Texas Tech system.
[01:28:03]  You just throw all over the place.
[01:28:04]  It's hard for us to believe because, generally speaking, there is not one person on a football field that's that dominant.
[01:28:11]  Maybe Tom fucking Brady is.
[01:28:13]  Maybe he's so dominant that he could have taken Aaron Rodgers Packers to the Super Bowl and one.
[01:28:18]  He could have taken the Giants to the Super Bowl and one.
[01:28:20]  He could take the Chiefs to the Super Bowl.
[01:28:22]  It didn't matter which fucking team.
[01:28:24]  Maybe he's that good.
[01:28:26]  Maybe he's so good that he makes his coach, who is mediocre, look like a genius.
[01:28:32]  I don't remember the last time the Bucs made the playoffs.
[01:28:35]  And Bruce Aaron is a coach that makes your team better, but only to a point.
[01:28:38]  I just wanted to make one point.
[01:28:39]  If we had no problem saying that Tom Brady was a system quarterback, we should have no problem now saying that Bill Belichick is a Tom Brady quarterback.
[01:28:49]  He's a Tom Brady coach.
[01:28:51]  Bill Belichick is a Tom Brady coach.
[01:28:53]  You have never proven to be victorious without Tom Brady.
[01:28:56]  Yes, you did great when What's His Face stepped in.
[01:28:58]  Matt Castle.
[01:28:59]  Matt Castle stepped in.
[01:29:01]  Great for having Matt Castle.
[01:29:02]  Sure.
[01:29:03]  Still didn't make the playoffs.
[01:29:04]  Didn't make the playoffs.
[01:29:05]  I could agree with that, but by saying held him back, that's.
[01:29:09]  He's saying statistically, Brady would have gone nuts.
[01:29:12]  Whatever Aaron Rodgers is now, he would have been there.
[01:29:15]  Maybe one.
[01:29:15]  No.
[01:29:16]  No.
[01:29:16]  Maybe.
[01:29:17]  I'm saying, who knows?
[01:29:18]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:29:19]  I don't say.
[01:29:20]  I think they made a perfect pairing.
[01:29:22]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:29:22]  And that's true.
[01:29:23]  They could have been the perfect pairing.
[01:29:24]  But when I see what he's done with the Buccaneers, who were last year decent.
[01:29:29]  No, yeah, they were fine.
[01:29:30]  They didn't even make the play.
[01:29:31]  They weren't even close to the playoffs.
[01:29:32]  But they were underperforming, right?
[01:29:35]  Oh, absolutely.
[01:29:36]  Yeah, but like they were, I want to go.
[01:29:37]  He took this team, took the fucking Jaguars or some shit like that.
[01:29:40]  It's not far off.
[01:29:41]  That's the thing.
[01:29:42]  It's not far off.
[01:29:42]  I thought Jameis just was so bad.
[01:29:44]  He was 30 touchdowns and 30 interceptions.
[01:29:47]  He was crazy, but he wasn't.
[01:29:49]  He was just like very hot and cold.
[01:29:50]  He wasn't good.
[01:29:51]  Fair enough.
[01:29:51]  Fair enough.
[01:29:52]  All I'm saying is like, if we had no problem removing credit from Tom Brady, we should have no problem removing credit from Bill Belichick, seeing what they both did without each other.
[01:30:02]  It's not like they don't have the same salary cap.
[01:30:05]  It'd be one thing if all of a sudden the Patriots had this salary cap that was reduced by 50%.
[01:30:10]  Now they don't have Tom Brady.
[01:30:11]  They both had the same amount of money to spend this year, did they not?
[01:30:14]  I mean, if Bill Belichick can get Tom fucking Brady to take less money on contracts, you can't get some lineman that you overpaid to do it.
[01:30:22]  Like all of a sudden.
[01:30:24]  John Brady leaving frees up a lot of money.
[01:30:26]  I mean, not so much because he wasn't like getting crazy, right?
[01:30:29]  Like he was doing...
[01:30:30]  You're still highly paid quarterback.
[01:30:31]  You're getting a lot of money.
[01:30:32]  So $20 million a year, still $20 million.
[01:30:34]  What is his bitch-ass excuse that he comes?
[01:30:36]  He was like, oh, we sold out.
[01:30:37]  Remember when he said that?
[01:30:38]  We sold out this year?
[01:30:39]  Like, he said we didn't have enough money essentially to pay?
[01:30:42]  It's like, what do you mean?
[01:30:42]  Now you don't have enough money?
[01:30:44]  Now all of a sudden, money's an issue?
[01:30:45]  Get people to take less money.
[01:30:46]  You got it with Tom.
[01:30:47]  Why can't you get the other guys to do it?
[01:30:48]  You're supposed to be this brilliant coach and get people to buy in.
[01:30:51]  Because he had the unicorn in Tom Brady.
[01:30:53]  He had the fucking unicorn.
[01:30:55]  I don't think Bill Belichick is the unique one.
[01:30:58]  And I'm going to go so far to say he's not winning another ring for the rest of his career.
[01:31:02]  It would be great to see.
[01:31:04]  I don't even know if he'll make the playoffs in the next five years.
[01:31:08]  That would blow my mind.
[01:31:09]  That I don't see.
[01:31:10]  I don't know if he's going to get a ring without Brady anymore.
[01:31:13]  But now, the thing is, with someone like Bill Belichick, I actually have empathy for because how does he know if he's a genius or not?
[01:31:21]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:22]  Yeah.
[01:31:22]  Like, because he's calling plays, and then the plays work.
[01:31:25]  And he goes, Yeah, Tom did a great job with that.
[01:31:27]  But also, I called the play.
[01:31:28]  And he's a defensive, like, he breaks quarterbacks.
[01:31:31]  He broke Sam Darnold.
[01:31:32]  He broke Jared Goff a little bit, I think.
[01:31:34]  Jared Goff, nobody, like, the Rams were so good.
[01:31:37]  Sean McGuire was so good.
[01:31:38]  And in that Super Bowl, he told his defense, here's what happens with this team.
[01:31:42]  The quarterback has a headset for the Rams.
[01:31:44]  They go to the line with one call.
[01:31:46]  They look at the formation.
[01:31:47]  And then before communication with the coach gets cut off, the coach reads the defense and says, this is the play you're going with.
[01:31:53]  Bill Belichick was like, all right, we have two defenses.
[01:31:55]  We have one defense that we show them.
[01:31:57]  And then as soon as the call comes in, we switch to another defense.
[01:31:59]  Right.
[01:32:00]  Which is fucking amazing.
[01:32:02]  So he defensively can break you.
[01:32:05]  But you can't win without good quarterbacks.
[01:32:07]  But does he just can't?
[01:32:09]  To his credit, though, he might not know if he's a genius or not.
[01:32:12]  No, I understand what he's saying.
[01:32:13]  It's like when things are successful, you're going to assume that you play some part in that.
[01:32:18]  Yeah, you take over a company and you're the CEO and this company's doing amazing.
[01:32:22]  You're like, am I a genius or did I just happen to be in, have the best product or whatever in my company?
[01:32:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:32:28]  It's hard to not take credit for success, especially when you are, you know, when the buck stops with you.
[01:32:34]  When your name's on the plaque.
[01:32:36]  After 20 years of doing this, you must be like...
[01:32:38]  You're telling Tom what play.
[01:32:40]  Yeah.
[01:32:40]  Now, granted, every coach who calls a play, if the play is successful, will take credit for that play being successful, but you still need players to execute said play.
[01:32:52]  But I completely understand him having an ego.
[01:32:55]  There's no question whatsoever.
[01:32:56]  I wonder how big that ego has dropped or how much that ego has dropped this year.
[01:33:02]  It'll take a couple years for it to set in.
[01:33:04]  But you know what's interesting is he got success pretty quickly.

=== Brady Ego Drops Slowly (14:38) ===

[01:33:06]  And the best thing that happened to the Chiefs might be Andy Reid not having success with the Eagles.
[01:33:11]  Now he goes to the Chiefs and he has this amazing quarterback.
[01:33:14]  Andy Reid will never think, this is me, I did this.
[01:33:17]  He thinks I played a big part in this.
[01:33:18]  Well, I know who the fucking unicorn is here.
[01:33:21]  And it's this guy right here.
[01:33:22]  And so there's not going to be an ego battle.
[01:33:24]  Right.
[01:33:25]  Mahomes seems like a great guy, but like there's just Reed is never going to be like, you're nothing without me.
[01:33:30]  So sorry about how about this.
[01:33:33]  Andy Reid, way better coach than Bill Belichick.
[01:33:37]  And I'll say this just for this reason.
[01:33:40]  Andy Reid has taken quarterbacks that were not that good and made them incredibly successful within his offense.
[01:33:49]  Right?
[01:33:49]  We've seen that with Donovan McNabb.
[01:33:51]  Nick Foles.
[01:33:52]  Nick Foles.
[01:33:53]  Alex Smith.
[01:33:54]  Alex Smith and Michael Vick.
[01:33:57]  Oh, that's right.
[01:33:58]  Michael Vick was not a very successful pass-first quarterback.
[01:34:03]  And then Andy Reid turned him into a quite successful pass-first quarterback.
[01:34:08]  There's no question that Mike always had an arm and all that kind of stuff.
[01:34:11]  But he actually, I think, I don't think everyone better, right?
[01:34:18]  Bill Belichick gets Cam Newton, who isn't the same Cam Newton that he was.
[01:34:23]  Right.
[01:34:24]  But is coming off a lot of downtime to let his body recover.
[01:34:28]  And it's not like he's forgotten how to throw a football.
[01:34:30]  It's not like, I mean, can you get that much worse at throwing a football?
[01:34:33]  No.
[01:34:34]  As long as you're not injured.
[01:34:35]  Yeah.
[01:34:37]  He made him worse.
[01:34:38]  Cam Newton became a worse football player under Bill Belichick.
[01:34:44]  Fact or fiction.
[01:34:45]  Well, he at least couldn't fix him.
[01:34:46]  If he was broken, he's still broken.
[01:34:48]  You didn't make him better.
[01:34:49]  Michael Vick was broken and then goes to Andy Reid.
[01:34:52]  And all of a sudden, this is a deep threat.
[01:34:54]  Well, he's always a deep threat, but this is a guy who could carry your fucking team.
[01:34:58]  He went to the playoffs out of prison.
[01:35:00]  That's the guy out of prison.
[01:35:02]  People always say, if you take time off from football.
[01:35:04]  Yes, you can't come back.
[01:35:06]  It's over.
[01:35:07]  It's too fast of a game.
[01:35:08]  Now, Vic is a freak.
[01:35:09]  Freak athlete.
[01:35:10]  Yes.
[01:35:10]  Andy Reid definitely helps.
[01:35:12]  I know another freak athlete.
[01:35:14]  Cameron Newton.
[01:35:15]  Yo, you're right.
[01:35:17]  I'm just saying, you make this quarterback, who is maybe a shell of himself, that's fair, but worse, undeniably worse under you.
[01:35:25]  You don't make quarterbacks better as far as we've seen.
[01:35:29]  Again, Matt Castle is the exception, but didn't Matt play somewhere else with the Colts or something and do decently?
[01:35:35]  I think he went to the Chiefs afterward, and I think he sucked.
[01:35:37]  Okay, fair enough.
[01:35:38]  He was always bad after that.
[01:35:39]  There was another, oh, maybe he was Prescott played with the Colts.
[01:35:44]  Remember, they had another Jacoby.
[01:35:46]  Jacoby Brissette.
[01:35:47]  Brissette.
[01:35:47]  Jacoby Brissette.
[01:35:48]  He did okay when he went.
[01:35:49]  He was fine with the Colts.
[01:35:50]  With the Colts, right?
[01:35:50]  Yeah, okay.
[01:35:51]  All I'm just saying is, like, if we're willing to light up Tom Brady for years and say he's a system quarterback, he's not that good and say all this shit.
[01:35:59]  Belichick needs some smoke, too.
[01:36:01]  If we're going to have these hypotheticals.
[01:36:02]  You're not wrong.
[01:36:05]  Why are people defending him?
[01:36:06]  If we're going to have hypotheticals, let's have some real hypotheticals.
[01:36:09]  Came with the motherfucking goat.
[01:36:12]  This guy out here looking pathetic.
[01:36:14]  He's making quarterbacks stink.
[01:36:16]  He's a quarterback killer as far as I'm concerned.
[01:36:19]  Given this past season, if you're a quarterback, you do not want to pay for Bill Belichick.
[01:36:23]  This guy will kill you.
[01:36:25]  Bro, yo, he's going to get you murdered.
[01:36:27]  He's going to get you murdered.
[01:36:28]  Bro, if you're at a quarterback and you're at a point in your career where it's teetering, nobody's picking up Cam Newton the last year.
[01:36:34]  He ended Cam Newton's career.
[01:36:36]  Playing for Bill Belichick ended Cam Newton's football career.
[01:36:39]  He's a backup, maybe.
[01:36:40]  Maybe a backup.
[01:36:42]  There's not a question in my mind that if Cam Newton played for Andy Reid, he needs a contract next year.
[01:36:47]  Yo, you absolutely right.
[01:36:48]  And we all thought Cam Newton going to the Patriots was like, no, bro.
[01:36:51]  Bro, they're back.
[01:36:52]  They figured a way.
[01:36:53]  They're back.
[01:36:53]  They always do this.
[01:36:54]  But Belichick's not good enough.
[01:36:55]  He's not.
[01:36:56]  Belichick's not good enough.
[01:36:58]  He's not a good enough coach to extract talent from a player.
[01:37:01]  What I'm trying to say is, imagine Tom Brady had a real coach that could actually make him better.
[01:37:08]  Sean Payton, Andy Reed.
[01:37:09]  Sean Payne and Andy Reid.
[01:37:11]  Imagine he had a real fucking coach that improved their quarterback.
[01:37:16]  This is a no-brainer what Tom Brady would.
[01:37:18]  I think more rings.
[01:37:19]  I think Belichick held Tom Brady back.
[01:37:22]  I mean, can't we just look at Belichick's record?
[01:37:24]  Like, I'm trying to find shit about him.
[01:37:25]  Losing record without Tom Brady.
[01:37:27]  But, like.
[01:37:27]  He is a defensive genius, but that's only half of it.
[01:37:30]  But, like, because Tom Brady's been playing football for, what, like, 20 years?
[01:37:33]  Yeah.
[01:37:33]  He came in and got Belichick a ring in his first year.
[01:37:36]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:37:36]  We can see Tom Brady's record easily, but like, Belichick has existed without Tom for carried a mediocre coach to the promised land.
[01:37:47]  He carried a mediocre coach to the promised land.
[01:37:49]  And then without that mediocre coach, that overrated, mediocre coach, and his curmudgeony attitude, he was allowed to have a curmudgeony attitude.
[01:37:57]  We're doubling down.
[01:37:58]  Here we go.
[01:37:59]  Imagine, imagine being a mediocre coach that is hanging on for dear life, hanging on to Tom Brady for dear life, like his first baby mama.
[01:38:11]  Hanging on, right?
[01:38:13]  You Megan Moynihan ass coach.
[01:38:15]  Megan Moynihan ass coach, okay?
[01:38:18]  What was it, CSI?
[01:38:20]  I think.
[01:38:20]  Law and Order.
[01:38:22]  One of them.
[01:38:22]  Right?
[01:38:23]  Hanging on for dear fucking life, being rude to the media, wearing a stupid cut-off fucking sweatshirt.
[01:38:29]  We thought that shit was genius.
[01:38:30]  Oh, look, he doesn't even care about what he wears.
[01:38:32]  Oh, you won't care now.
[01:38:34]  You're going to be nice and buttoned up.
[01:38:35]  You're going to be answering some fucking questions.
[01:38:36]  He's going into Cam Newton's closet now.
[01:38:38]  100%.
[01:38:40]  100%.
[01:38:41]  All I'm trying to say is we gave a lot of credit where it was not due.
[01:38:45]  Tom Brady could maybe have 10 rings right now if it wasn't for Bill Belichick.
[01:38:49]  Easily.
[01:38:50]  Maybe 20.
[01:38:50]  Those were fucking Buccaneers.
[01:38:52]  When was the last time?
[01:38:53]  The last time the Buccaneers won a Super Bowl or even went to the Super Bowl, Warren Sapp was on that team.
[01:38:57]  They haven't won a playoff game since they won the Super Bowl in 2002.
[01:39:00]  You know how great Tom Brady is?
[01:39:01]  He's been to more Super Bowls than every other team in the league, including the Patriots.
[01:39:06]  Unbelievable.
[01:39:07]  Wow.
[01:39:08]  Unfucking believable.
[01:39:09]  It's so funny if the Super Bowl, if he has a whole game like he played in the second half, he might, but he got there.
[01:39:16]  Gonna have to hurt.
[01:39:18]  And what's his face didn't even get.
[01:39:19]  No, no, he got there.
[01:39:20]  I think him getting there already solidifies everything.
[01:39:22]  He doesn't need to win.
[01:39:23]  If he does win, we need a new word that's not GOAT.
[01:39:26]  Yeah, no other quarterback has Joe Montano went to the Chiefs actually after he got traded from the Niners and they wanted Steve Young.
[01:39:32]  He went to the championship game.
[01:39:33]  Great.
[01:39:33]  Lost.
[01:39:34]  Brett Favre with the Vikings.
[01:39:35]  Championship.
[01:39:36]  Lost.
[01:39:36]  Super Bowl never been done.
[01:39:38]  And he's older than all of them.
[01:39:40]  43 years old.
[01:39:41]  Imagine he was 37 and did this.
[01:39:43]  Imagine Tom was young and did this.
[01:39:46]  Forget it.
[01:39:46]  There's no second half like that.
[01:39:48]  I mean, the fact that Bill Belichick was underpaying him to ride on his fucking coattails is a travesty.
[01:39:57]  But that's what Stephen A. Schultz over there.
[01:39:59]  This guy is crazy.
[01:40:00]  Real talk, though.
[01:40:01]  This is interesting.
[01:40:04]  Tom Brady.
[01:40:05]  This is how fucking great Tom Brady is.
[01:40:07]  He knew that Bill Belichick was so incompetent as a coach that he wouldn't be able to pick the right players in order to win.
[01:40:18]  So he took less money to make up for Belichick's incompetence.
[01:40:23]  Belichick is incompetent.
[01:40:25]  Every year, Tom Brady comes to camp.
[01:40:28]  He goes, I'm going to have some targets to throw to.
[01:40:30]  5'6 Jews.
[01:40:32]  Edelman pulls up.
[01:40:33]  Edelman is pulling up.
[01:40:34]  What's the kind of year that Edelman have without Brady?
[01:40:36]  That's why Edelman was begging Brady to stay.
[01:40:38]  Edelman, you?
[01:40:38]  Edelman knows Brady.
[01:40:39]  Edelman's a Jew.
[01:40:40]  He knows who the winners are, where the money is.
[01:40:43]  He's like, Take me to Florida.
[01:40:44]  My whole family.
[01:40:46]  I belong there.
[01:40:49]  All I'm saying is you have to put some respect on Tom and you have to put some disrespect on Belichick.
[01:40:57]  You've been putting disrespect.
[01:40:58]  A lot of people out here putting disrespect on Tom for the last decade.
[01:41:02]  Yeah.
[01:41:02]  Now I think Belichick deserves some disrespect.
[01:41:05]  The motherfucker couldn't even make the playoffs.
[01:41:07]  Bum.
[01:41:08]  You want to get him?
[01:41:08]  Get him close, dog.
[01:41:09]  Bum.
[01:41:10]  And then try to blame it on a black man.
[01:41:11]  Racist?
[01:41:13]  Can't believe it.
[01:41:13]  How dare he?
[01:41:14]  Racist.
[01:41:15]  I can't believe it.
[01:41:16]  Just a racist bum.
[01:41:17]  Yeah, free cam, bro.
[01:41:19]  Right?
[01:41:19]  Real talk.
[01:41:20]  Tom Brady, yo.
[01:41:21]  The second Donald Trump loses, all of a sudden he wants nothing to do with him.
[01:41:24]  Remember, Trump tried to give him the Medal of Freedom?
[01:41:26]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:41:27]  He was like, oh, I don't want to do any distractions.
[01:41:30]  No, you want attention to your losing ass.
[01:41:33]  That motherfucker is a loser.
[01:41:36]  Son, you suck, yo.
[01:41:37]  You stink.
[01:41:39]  Dude, bitch-ass Belichick's losing fucking ass was riding Tom's coattails, and Tom knew it.
[01:41:46]  And he said, I'm taking this team to Tampa.
[01:41:48]  Everybody's, all I need is Gronk.
[01:41:51]  I see.
[01:41:51]  All I need is fucking.
[01:41:52]  And I barely need Gronk.
[01:41:53]  Gronk had one catch yesterday.
[01:41:55]  But just being there is nice.
[01:41:56]  I know.
[01:41:57]  This isn't Tommy.
[01:41:59]  He's so great.
[01:42:00]  He just wants his homies around with him in Florida.
[01:42:02]  He's an Andrew Schultz in the day.
[01:42:04]  Hey, bro, can you blame him?
[01:42:05]  Who doesn't want the boys in Florida, bro?
[01:42:08]  Real talk.
[01:42:09]  Yo, he called him.
[01:42:10]  He's like, Gronk, where are you?
[01:42:11]  He's like, Northeast.
[01:42:12]  He's like, that's what you thought.
[01:42:13]  Do you want to be in the Northeast?
[01:42:14]  He's like, I just signed a lease.
[01:42:15]  Gronk, shut the fuck up.
[01:42:17]  No one cares about your lease, you fucking idiot.
[01:42:19]  We're going to Florida.
[01:42:20]  I'm trying to start this company.
[01:42:22]  Gronk, shut the fuck up.
[01:42:23]  Oh, you lose studio, Gronk?
[01:42:25]  Wow.
[01:42:27]  All I'm saying is, Belichick needs all this smoke.
[01:42:30]  I don't think he ever wins another Super Bowl, and I'd be shocked if he makes a playoffs.
[01:42:34]  I'd be shocked.
[01:42:35]  So, wait, what happens to Tom on Super Bowl Sunday?
[01:42:38]  What happens?
[01:42:40]  Let's make some predictions.
[01:42:41]  He could get a mud hole stomped in his ass, but he got there.
[01:42:45]  He got there.
[01:42:47]  It sounds like Tom's pretty good at football.
[01:42:49]  He should get a mud hole stumped in his ass, stomped in his ass.
[01:42:53]  But you would be out of your fucking mind.
[01:42:57]  You would be out of your fucking mind to say that you 100% believe that, knowing it's Tom Brady.
[01:43:02]  That's true.
[01:43:03]  Right?
[01:43:03]  Isn't there like a 5% part of you that's like, he might find a way?
[01:43:07]  The only reason I don't have faith is because he's going against probably the next guy.
[01:43:12]  Who does Tom Brady?
[01:43:13]  The guy who's perfect and maybe the greatest coach of all time when it's all said and done because they're just they're not gonna lose.
[01:43:18]  I don't know ever.
[01:43:19]  Why would you?
[01:43:20]  They're incredible.
[01:43:21]  You know, the only reason Patrick Mahomes has him into three straight Super Bowls is because of one offsides call against the Patriots.
[01:43:27]  Tom Brady threw a pick, and then the guy was like barely off sides.
[01:43:31]  They threw a flag, so the pick went away.
[01:43:33]  But that pick was going to, you're going to kneel down the game if you're Kansas City and then make the Super Bowl.
[01:43:37]  That's the only reason.
[01:43:39]  And he's only been a quarterback for three years.
[01:43:41]  Yeah.
[01:43:41]  So all three years he should have made the Super Bowl.
[01:43:43]  This guy's perfect.
[01:43:43]  If he doesn't get injured, he's perfect.
[01:43:45]  Somebody said that he hasn't lost a game by more than one possession his entire career.
[01:43:53]  And you have to go back to like college to find a game where he has lost by more than one possession.
[01:43:58]  So in other words, he hasn't lost a game by more than eight points.
[01:44:01]  That's unfucking.
[01:44:03]  He's 25 years old.
[01:44:04]  He's perfect.
[01:44:05]  He's good at everything.
[01:44:06]  Doesn't throw picks.
[01:44:07]  Crazy arm strength.
[01:44:09]  Make every throw you need to make, touch, bullet, whatever.
[01:44:11]  Yeah.
[01:44:12]  And athletic.
[01:44:13]  Smart.
[01:44:14]  Like every other quarterback has some flaw.
[01:44:17]  He doesn't.
[01:44:18]  He has no flaws.
[01:44:19]  This is how good that team has been.
[01:44:20]  They have, outside of Super Bowls, have never gone on the road in the playoffs.
[01:44:23]  They're just always at home.
[01:44:24]  It's amazing.
[01:44:26]  I don't know, dude.
[01:44:28]  It is just fucking amazing.
[01:44:29]  It's meant to be.
[01:44:30]  Super Bowl's in Tampa.
[01:44:31]  Old GOAT, New GOAT.
[01:44:32]  We in Florida.
[01:44:33]  Yeah.
[01:44:33]  We're going to tailgate at least.
[01:44:35]  We got to go to the Super Bowl.
[01:44:37]  Yeah.
[01:44:37]  I mean, you can go, right?
[01:44:38]  They're going to have some people.
[01:44:39]  It's flawless.
[01:44:39]  Yeah, they're doing it.
[01:44:40]  They're trying to give it to frontline workers.
[01:44:42]  I think we're going to have 20,000 fans.
[01:44:44]  And I think they're doing COVID-sniffing dogs.
[01:44:46]  What?
[01:44:47]  This is what Miami Heat are going to do.
[01:44:49]  100%.
[01:44:50]  No, this is a real thing.
[01:44:51]  There's COVID-sniffing dogs.
[01:44:52]  COVID-17 dogs.
[01:44:53]  So the Miami Heat are going to allow limited attendance at their games.
[01:44:56]  You can bring it up right now.
[01:44:57]  And they're going to use COVID-sniffing dogs.
[01:44:59]  That's uncomfortable.
[01:45:00]  100%.
[01:45:01]  And this explains why it got out of control in Wuhan.
[01:45:04]  Yeah, you know.
[01:45:06]  What happened to all those dogs?
[01:45:11]  Is it true, though?
[01:45:12]  Yeah, the Heat.
[01:45:13]  The Heat are going to do that.
[01:45:14]  That's the first place it's being done.
[01:45:16]  Let's see how that goes.
[01:45:17]  Yeah, we'll see.
[01:45:18]  But I imagine they're going to do it.
[01:45:19]  I think Florida is very aggressive government, man.
[01:45:21]  I really like the way they're handling this pandemic.
[01:45:23]  The most people have been vaccinated in Florida so far of all the states.
[01:45:26]  Except for the coast is New York.
[01:45:27]  Yeah, I think New York's first, but I think Florida is coming up on first.
[01:45:31]  So you just lie.
[01:45:32]  So you just said a lie.
[01:45:33]  Yeah.
[01:45:33]  If I said partial truth, yeah.
[01:45:36]  How is New York first?
[01:45:36]  You're saying a lie.
[01:45:38]  Population density.
[01:45:39]  This is bullshit.
[01:45:39]  This is the whole thing.
[01:45:40]  Everybody's right next to the hospital.
[01:45:41]  You just walk there.
[01:45:42]  Okay.
[01:45:43]  All right, fair enough.
[01:45:44]  You got 8 million people three blocks away from a hospital.
[01:45:47]  Even fucking Cuomo, this idiot kicked me at that time.
[01:45:51]  Fucking idiot.
[01:45:52]  But yeah, I think they're doing like 20,000 fans.
[01:45:54]  A lot of money.
[01:45:55]  20,000 fans.
[01:45:56]  I think 7,000 are like vaccinated frontline workers.
[01:46:00]  And then I think they're doing like...
[01:46:01]  Son, we frontline workers.
[01:46:02]  Don't we need them on the front line still?
[01:46:04]  Yeah.
[01:46:04]  Yeah, bro.
[01:46:05]  What is that about?
[01:46:05]  What are they doing?
[01:46:06]  We're in the middle of the pandemic.
[01:46:07]  We're like, what we should do is just take all those people who know how to handle the pandemic and then let them watch the Super Bowl.
[01:46:12]  The essential workers are going to be essential observers.
[01:46:15]  Absolute work.
[01:46:16]  Nah, Thank you.
[01:46:19]  Is nobody to have an issue with this?
[01:46:22]  Imagine we're at war because right now we're at war with the virus.
[01:46:24]  Yes.
[01:46:25]  And then we just took all the soldiers that are fighting the war that's going to be a bigger.
[01:46:28]  Seals, thank you so much.
[01:46:29]  But we'd like you to watch a football game.
[01:46:31]  The second it's done, you get to watch front row every single game, whatever you want.
[01:46:35]  Next year, bro.
[01:46:36]  Next year's Super Bowl.
[01:46:37]  We're still fighting.
[01:46:38]  Back to the front line.
[01:46:39]  This is crazy.
[01:46:40]  Yeah, chop chop.
[01:46:41]  This is crazy.
[01:46:43]  Nobody's pushing back on this.
[01:46:44]  It's going to be some long lines in hospitals on Super Bowls.
[01:46:47]  Yo, how many people are going to die on Super Bowl?
[01:46:49]  What is everyone doing on Super Bowl Sunday?
[01:46:51]  Getting together?
[01:46:52]  Getting together.
[01:46:53]  Cossing around COVID.
[01:46:55]  Now that y'all going to be back to work.
[01:46:57]  Oh, my God.
[01:46:58]  This is bad, bro.
[01:46:59]  This is bad, bro.
[01:47:00]  I know they were trying to do it.
[01:47:02]  They're like, oh, let's make a good.
[01:47:04]  You got to take people who already had it.
[01:47:07]  If you have a positive COVID test, you should be allowed to go.
[01:47:13]  I like that.
[01:47:13]  Maybe a positive COVID test around December, if you, you know, because it can't be too far.
[01:47:18]  Agreed, Al.
[01:47:18]  That's a great point.
[01:47:20]  So if you have a positive COVID test in around December, right?
[01:47:24]  And honestly, you should, your COVID should be a different type of strain.
[01:47:29]  Don't have the COVID that's from Florida.
[01:47:31]  Oh, yeah.
[01:47:32]  You know what I mean?
[01:47:33]  You have to be from somewhere else, but have the positive, so you can't take like the California strain or the, you know, whatever, hypothetically speaking, the New York train to Florida.
[01:47:41]  Yes.
[01:47:42]  I think that should be it.

=== Sleep Better With Helix (02:19) ===

[01:47:44]  Whatever.
[01:47:45]  We'll talk to you.
[01:47:45]  Sometimes you're a genius, man.
[01:47:46]  Thanks, bro.
[01:47:48]  Mish, we'll see what we can do.
[01:47:49]  All I'm trying to say is Bill Belichick is doo-doo.
[01:47:52]  Dog shit.
[01:47:53]  Luckiest man in the history of sports is Bill Belichick.
[01:47:56]  Fuck this guy, Bill Belichick.
[01:47:57]  Yeah, real true.
[01:47:58]  Trash, yo.
[01:47:59]  Yeah.
[01:48:00]  We're going on next week with the Jaguars next week.
[01:48:05]  Little dig is after Brady won last week.
[01:48:08]  He said we're on the Green Bay.
[01:48:09]  I don't think anybody picked up on that, but I think that was a dig at Belichick.
[01:48:13]  He took his little line.
[01:48:14]  We're on a Green Bay.
[01:48:15]  He said that after they won last week.
[01:48:17]  But just the fucking balls of Belichick to treat Brady like shit.
[01:48:21]  How dare you?
[01:48:21]  Who the fuck are you?
[01:48:22]  Remember, he tried to trade Brady?
[01:48:24]  You idiot.
[01:48:25]  What a fucking idiot.
[01:48:27]  I wish he did.
[01:48:28]  Didn't he try to trade him?
[01:48:29]  Brady would have two more Super Bowls.
[01:48:30]  Wouldn't have lost to Philly.
[01:48:32]  Unfucking believable, dude.
[01:48:34]  Bill Belichick is so bad he got Philly a Super Bowl.
[01:48:36]  What a bum.
[01:48:38]  Unbelievable.
[01:48:39]  What a bum.
[01:48:40]  Unbelievable.
[01:48:41]  I think it's unbelievable.
[01:48:43]  Unbelievable.
[01:48:44]  Belichick, out of here.
[01:48:46]  Okay, what else we got?
[01:48:47]  Can I pee?
[01:48:48]  Yeah, sure.
[01:48:48]  All right, guys, let's take a break real quick so I can tell you how to sleep better.
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=== Cop Beats Up Fans (14:34) ===

[01:50:04]  Now, let's get back to the show.
[01:50:05]  All right, we're back.
[01:50:06]  Taylor's back with us.
[01:50:08]  Let's talk about this Trey Songs thing, man.
[01:50:10]  We just watched a video of Trey Songs altercation with the police at the Kansas City Chiefs game.
[01:50:16]  And this one is tricky, man.
[01:50:19]  Yo, this is.
[01:50:20]  I mean, they're all tricky, but this is also tricky.
[01:50:23]  This is tricky.
[01:50:23]  If you watch the video No Volume, you're like, Trey is crazy.
[01:50:28]  What the fuck?
[01:50:29]  Why would you bunch of cops?
[01:50:30]  This is in character for Trey.
[01:50:32]  He be wilding.
[01:50:33]  Yeah, like, does he?
[01:50:34]  You guys hear like wild stories.
[01:50:36]  Wild boy.
[01:50:36]  Wild boy.
[01:50:37]  So he, I mean, like, if you just watch it, no volume, you're like, he did everything wrong here.
[01:50:42]  Like, it looks like the cop is trying to tell him to do something, arrest him.
[01:50:46]  He's not complying with him.
[01:50:47]  And he punched the cop in the face and he put the cop in a headlock and like bent him over the seat.
[01:50:51]  And it's just, he looks crazy.
[01:50:53]  Yeah.
[01:50:53]  But then you listen to the people in the video.
[01:50:56]  Yeah.
[01:50:56]  And the fans, the guy who's filming and some other people are going, arrest the cop.
[01:51:02]  Arrest the cop.
[01:51:03]  He did nothing wrong.
[01:51:04]  What the hell is going on?
[01:51:07]  To me, it is super weird that you would feel comfortable enough to punch a cop when you know you're getting arrested.
[01:51:12]  Like, if you're punching a cop in the street and you could run away, that's one thing.
[01:51:15]  You're inside a stadium, you're getting arrested.
[01:51:18]  Like, there's no question, like, there's nothing you could do.
[01:51:21]  Yeah, even if you tried to run out, not gonna happen.
[01:51:23]  Yeah, you would have to, you would either have to be like out of your mind completely clinically insane, yeah, or believe that what was happening to you was so highly illegal that you were gonna be justified in your action in a court of law.
[01:51:38]  Yeah, like you, you would you must believe that what was happening to you is so illegal that a judge and jury would think that your actions were defensible.
[01:51:51]  You know that you're videotaped, you know, there's cameras everywhere, you know that there's not even the people videotaping, you know that the facility itself is gonna videotape.
[01:52:00]  Everything is on tape, yeah.
[01:52:02]  Oh, by the way, Belichick got to tape people to win cheating.
[01:52:04]  Fuck yeah, that's a good point.
[01:52:06]  That's how you know he's a shit coach.
[01:52:07]  Yeah, he's not good enough to do it by himself.
[01:52:10]  Tom Brady, hey, bro, let's go.
[01:52:13]  Maybe he installed some cameras down there in Tampa Bay, and that was the issue.
[01:52:15]  Why they didn't want to do it?
[01:52:16]  Credit to him, credit to him.
[01:52:18]  Some may say Brady might have deflated a few.
[01:52:23]  He deflates the football, it's not the proper PSA.
[01:52:25]  I'm just saying, I'm just saying is Belichick's ego, bro.
[01:52:29]  That's the only thing that's been deflated.
[01:52:31]  All right, but back to this ball, that shit fucking supermodel.
[01:52:34]  Tom Brady, that's a good idea.
[01:52:36]  Fucking sleeveless ideas.
[01:52:37]  That dream nothing is super model.
[01:52:39]  I'm a fucking sleeveless idiot, fucking Flintstone.
[01:52:43]  I'll fucking dress like a Flintstone to a football game.
[01:52:46]  Won't answer a single question.
[01:52:48]  That's what he coaches like, too, like a fucking Neanderthal.
[01:52:50]  Neanderthal.
[01:52:51]  Idiot.
[01:52:52]  Dumbass.
[01:52:53]  Barney.
[01:52:54]  Fucking Barney Rubble.
[01:52:55]  Hey, dumb, what do you want to do?
[01:52:57]  That's how you got there.
[01:52:58]  Barney Rubble.
[01:52:59]  What?
[01:52:59]  What?
[01:53:00]  I'm just saying.
[01:53:00]  What are we talking about?
[01:53:01]  This is a different clip.
[01:53:02]  Okay.
[01:53:03]  Anyway, back to this.
[01:53:04]  Back to this.
[01:53:04]  Back to Trey Songs.
[01:53:05]  Back to police brutality.
[01:53:06]  Police brutality.
[01:53:07]  Okay.
[01:53:09]  Usually we're on the side of the police on this show now.
[01:53:12]  No, no.
[01:53:13]  In this situation, you start hearing the people in the background.
[01:53:16]  They're going, yo, arrest the police.
[01:53:18]  He did nothing wrong.
[01:53:18]  This, that, the other.
[01:53:19]  There's two completely different accounts.
[01:53:20]  One account is Trey Songs wasn't wearing his mask and he'd been repeatedly asked by people in the stands and the ushers to put on the mask.
[01:53:28]  He did not comply and then the police had to come over.
[01:53:30]  He still did not comply and then they get a fight.
[01:53:33]  The other account from witnesses is that he was being heckled by some fans who were in the stands.
[01:53:39]  He tells them to stop heckling or whatever.
[01:53:42]  He probably talks shit back.
[01:53:43]  Sure, he talks shit back.
[01:53:44]  Who knows?
[01:53:45]  We don't know.
[01:53:45]  This is just the other account.
[01:53:46]  But like he tells him not.
[01:53:47]  And then a policeman hears him talk shit to the fans and then goes and gets physical with Trey.
[01:53:54]  Yeah.
[01:53:55]  Seemingly out of nowhere.
[01:53:56]  Right.
[01:53:56]  So both accounts, very different.
[01:53:59]  Yep.
[01:53:59]  Like the complete opposite.
[01:54:01]  It's just so crazy.
[01:54:03]  I mean, like, I cannot fathom.
[01:54:05]  You'd have to be so intoxicated.
[01:54:07]  And even then, to get physical with a cop in an enclosed space that you know is being videotaped and there is no way out.
[01:54:14]  Go.
[01:54:15]  Do you have the mask detail?
[01:54:16]  No, go.
[01:54:17]  This is apparently from the headline that the altercation began because he refused to wear a mask.
[01:54:22]  Yeah, that's what you said.
[01:54:23]  One side says that.
[01:54:25]  But now the other side said they were heckling him based on the Chiefs, based on the game.
[01:54:30]  Not, I mean, you don't heckle somebody about a mask.
[01:54:32]  That's not a heckle, right?
[01:54:34]  In Kansas City, we've been to Kansas City.
[01:54:35]  They don't give a fuck.
[01:54:36]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:54:37]  But also, is that a heckle?
[01:54:38]  Like, put your mask on.
[01:54:39]  That's not a heckle.
[01:54:40]  That's like saying obey the rules.
[01:54:41]  Right.
[01:54:42]  Oh, no.
[01:54:42]  I took it as they were heckling Trey.
[01:54:44]  Yeah, they're heckling Trey.
[01:54:45]  But like, I don't consider it a heckle if you're asking someone to obey the rules.
[01:54:50]  Oh, no.
[01:54:51]  Right?
[01:54:52]  Like, if somebody goes, hey, your car is parked on the sidewalk, you should probably parallel park it where the wheels aren't on the sidewalk.
[01:54:59]  You're not like, well, some guy's heckling me.
[01:55:02]  Right?
[01:55:03]  It's a function of doing something.
[01:55:05]  You're doing something totally correct, and then someone is being critical of you.
[01:55:10]  Yeah.
[01:55:10]  I don't think they're heckling him based on the Chiefs either.
[01:55:12]  I think they're just giving Trey songs shit because they're drunk.
[01:55:14]  But like a heckler on stage, right?
[01:55:16]  You're telling your jokes.
[01:55:17]  He interrupts the show and starts saying things.
[01:55:20]  He shouldn't be doing anything.
[01:55:22]  A person at a show or a person at a game that's telling you to obey the rules of the show or game is completely fine.
[01:55:27]  It's like an audience member being like, talking to the mic, we can't hear you.
[01:55:30]  That's not a heckle.
[01:55:31]  It's not a heckle.
[01:55:31]  That's helpful advice.
[01:55:32]  Can't be heard.
[01:55:33]  Or like when an audience member tells the heckler to shut up, he's not also heckling.
[01:55:37]  Yeah.
[01:55:38]  He's trying to make sure people abide by the rules of the show.
[01:55:40]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:55:41]  Maybe it was about the mask.
[01:55:42]  Who knows?
[01:55:43]  If it was about the mask, Trey's a fucking idiot.
[01:55:45]  If he wouldn't put on the mask and those are the rules, you're a fucking idiot.
[01:55:49]  You know, yeah, we just had a super spreader event, but do it in the privacy of your own studio.
[01:55:53]  Yeah.
[01:55:53]  Okay?
[01:55:54]  Come on.
[01:55:55]  You know?
[01:55:55]  Yeah.
[01:55:56]  We're out here.
[01:55:56]  100%.
[01:55:57]  Spread in.
[01:55:58]  We got the antibodies, bro.
[01:55:59]  I'd be a little outside.
[01:56:00]  I mean, upset because it's outside.
[01:56:02]  Yo, but the reality is.
[01:56:04]  It's their rules.
[01:56:05]  It's their rules.
[01:56:06]  You agreed to go to the game.
[01:56:07]  You didn't have to go to the game.
[01:56:08]  No, that's true.
[01:56:09]  You don't want to wear a mask?
[01:56:10]  Don't go to the game.
[01:56:11]  That's true.
[01:56:11]  It's also Kansas City is cold.
[01:56:13]  You were going to wear a scarf.
[01:56:15]  I actually love a mask in New York in the winter.
[01:56:17]  It's great.
[01:56:18]  It's great.
[01:56:19]  It covers your face.
[01:56:20]  It's cold.
[01:56:21]  You can't live here.
[01:56:21]  You can't live here.
[01:56:23]  No.
[01:56:23]  You got to live.
[01:56:24]  You're going to go somewhere else.
[01:56:25]  If the game was in Tampa, let's have a conversation.
[01:56:28]  It's uninhabitable.
[01:56:28]  It's unlivable.
[01:56:29]  That's the word I've heard used.
[01:56:31]  It's uninhabitable.
[01:56:32]  You can't inhabit it.
[01:56:34]  You can't inhabit it.
[01:56:36]  It's uninhabitable.
[01:56:37]  You can survive in it.
[01:56:38]  You could survive it, but that's no way to live.
[01:56:40]  Nah.
[01:56:40]  That's survival.
[01:56:41]  We're trying to inhabit places.
[01:56:43]  Yeah.
[01:56:43]  Yeah.
[01:56:44]  So, Miami, here we come.
[01:56:46]  Point is.
[01:56:47]  I have it in New York.
[01:56:48]  I'm just saying, if it's about the mask, he's a fucking idiot.
[01:56:51]  If literally he just refused to wear the mask, you're a fucking idiot.
[01:56:55]  Like, you're not the one wearing the mask, and you're going to punch the cop whose job it is to tell you where the mask.
[01:57:01]  You think the cop wants you to wear the mask?
[01:57:03]  You think the cop is coming over?
[01:57:04]  He's like, are you fucking kidding me?
[01:57:05]  Yeah.
[01:57:06]  I got to ask this guy to put on a fucking mask.
[01:57:09]  This is what I, when I was young and I dreamed of being a cop and I was going to stop crime and now I'm mask patrol.
[01:57:15]  Yo, real talk.
[01:57:16]  If it's about the heckler, he's an idiot.
[01:57:19]  Keep going.
[01:57:20]  Like, okay, let's say a cop comes up to you and puts his hands on you and you don't know where it's coming from.
[01:57:27]  Like the cop has a gun and he's in his head.
[01:57:31]  He thinks he's doing it for a reason.
[01:57:33]  I wouldn't, first instinct is to go punch the cop.
[01:57:35]  I'd be like, hey, hold up what you're doing.
[01:57:38]  Tell me why I'm being detained.
[01:57:39]  Yes.
[01:57:40]  Not fight back with the cop and give him a reason to escalate things further.
[01:57:44]  Yes.
[01:57:44]  Even if it's unwarranted, it's a shitty position to be in.
[01:57:47]  I've been in it, but that was just a dumb thing to do.
[01:57:51]  Yeah.
[01:57:51]  I mean, look, Alex would never fight a cop.
[01:57:54]  That's not something he's doing.
[01:57:55]  I'm talking from experience.
[01:57:56]  No, you're the guy to judge.
[01:57:59]  You're the guy.
[01:57:59]  I mean, I'm keeping it real.
[01:58:01]  Yes, you've learned.
[01:58:02]  You've changed.
[01:58:02]  You've evolved.
[01:58:03]  You were in a moment.
[01:58:03]  This is your connor moment.
[01:58:05]  That was absolutely right.
[01:58:07]  So look, yes.
[01:58:07]  It's Andrew's fault, though.
[01:58:08]  It's my fault completely.
[01:58:10]  I totally agree with you.
[01:58:11]  I totally agree with you.
[01:58:12]  Don't punch the cop and then figure it out later.
[01:58:14]  Live to die another day.
[01:58:15]  Exactly.
[01:58:16]  Unfortunately, that saying really applies with black people and the cops.
[01:58:20]  But like, you work it out at the station.
[01:58:23]  Yeah.
[01:58:23]  Don't work it out when you could be dead.
[01:58:26]  Obviously, you know you're not going to get shot right there, but it seems like a stupid thing.
[01:58:30]  That's not really obvious.
[01:58:31]  The cop he had a chokehold in had a gun.
[01:58:34]  I mean, it looked like Trey had the chokehold on a cop.
[01:58:37]  Nah, first the cop had Trey down, then Trey punches him, and then Trey like flips it on some UFC shit.
[01:58:42]  He really did.
[01:58:43]  Yeah, I think he sucks.
[01:58:44]  Yeah, that guy sucks at a big cop.
[01:58:46]  Absolutely.
[01:58:47]  You needed the sheriff to come in there and do the job.
[01:58:49]  Why?
[01:58:49]  Does Trey Songs like to fight?
[01:58:51]  You got a little booger.
[01:58:53]  I was going to tell you, but the camera wouldn't have seen it.
[01:58:56]  But he likes to fight.
[01:58:57]  Damn, that thing was that big.
[01:59:01]  Oh, he's a wild boy.
[01:59:02]  Yeah.
[01:59:03]  Trey, I know it's wild, but what like legal shit?
[01:59:05]  I know he's what I mean.
[01:59:06]  He's peeing on a phone.
[01:59:07]  He's all legal assaults and all that stuff.
[01:59:10]  Like, I remember my friend told me that he saw Trey smack the phone out of a girl's hand because the girl was like, oh, I mean, you're not August.
[01:59:21]  Supposedly, like August out of the day.
[01:59:22]  You're not Garcina, but you'll do with somebody that he got mad at him.
[01:59:26]  That's hilarious.
[01:59:26]  Wow.
[01:59:27]  So he gets a little emotional about shit.
[01:59:29]  Yeah.
[01:59:29]  I mean, look.
[01:59:30]  Was that girl Jada?
[01:59:34]  But yeah, I don't know.
[01:59:36]  We got to see what ends up happening with this.
[01:59:37]  But like, a precedent is going to be set.
[01:59:40]  You can't put your hand on an officer.
[01:59:41]  And the thing about this is like, that's years.
[01:59:43]  That's a felony.
[01:59:44]  Yeah.
[01:59:45]  Right?
[01:59:45]  We're talking about, what is that, 10 years, five to ten years?
[01:59:49]  I think it's a minor felony, depending on the case, because it was like resisting arrest.
[01:59:55]  One thing is resisting arrests.
[01:59:56]  Another thing is attacking an officer.
[01:59:58]  He punched that officer in the face.
[01:59:59]  There's a clear strike.
[02:00:01]  Yeah, a good lawyer would be like, this is part of the resisting arrest.
[02:00:05]  You got to get a good lawyer.
[02:00:06]  It's not going to help him, though.
[02:00:07]  Because I'm reading some of his other legal issues.
[02:00:10]  What do we got?
[02:00:10]  On Wikipedia.
[02:00:11]  2016, following a performance in Detroit.
[02:00:14]  He was arrested and charged with felony assaults of a police officer.
[02:00:17]  Oh, so he's got a history of assault in police officers.
[02:00:19]  And misdemeanor for aggravated assault against a photographer.
[02:00:22]  Oh, it's over.
[02:00:23]  Trey Song's going to jail.
[02:00:24]  And the cop alleged in a lawsuit that he hit a career-ending brain injury and had to go undergo hip replacement because songs punched him in the face.
[02:00:32]  Oh, get that money, bro.
[02:00:33]  That's all about collecting that check.
[02:00:34]  Come on, yo.
[02:00:36]  That's what the Swedish guy tried to do against me.
[02:00:39]  He wanted that check, bro.
[02:00:40]  Hilarious.
[02:00:41]  So he wanted to claim that he couldn't go back to work.
[02:00:43]  Yeah, he was like, oh, I had headaches for weeks.
[02:00:45]  The way I beat his ass, it hurt my head for so long.
[02:00:48]  I connected.
[02:00:48]  Come on, side.
[02:00:49]  I connected someone.
[02:00:49]  Come on, side.
[02:00:50]  You connected to my father.
[02:00:50]  I connected.
[02:00:52]  In your fight, win-loss record.
[02:00:54]  Is that a win or a loss?
[02:00:55]  That's a loss.
[02:00:55]  Okay, you take that as an L.
[02:00:57]  Yeah, that was a huge loss.
[02:00:58]  Got bullied by a little Swede.
[02:00:59]  Shut up, son.
[02:01:00]  My man was bullied.
[02:01:02]  Taylor's head.
[02:01:02]  Pushed you right out the waist.
[02:01:04]  Taylor's height.
[02:01:05]  Literally beat the shit out of Alex.
[02:01:07]  And sent Andrew flying with one of those.
[02:01:09]  He didn't send me flying.
[02:01:10]  I sent you flying.
[02:01:11]  I tripped the guy, chased him down from the back.
[02:01:14]  You tripped him.
[02:01:14]  Chased him down.
[02:01:15]  How'd you trip him?
[02:01:16]  Say that.
[02:01:17]  With my foot.
[02:01:18]  How do you not outrun the cops, though?
[02:01:20]  He couldn't outrun the colours.
[02:01:21]  Sounds like this cop beat the shit out of both of y'all guys.
[02:01:23]  Nah, he was in pretty good shape.
[02:01:24]  He was in pretty good shape.
[02:01:25]  Keep going.
[02:01:26]  He was in pretty good shape.
[02:01:26]  He was in pretty good shape.
[02:01:28]  You were in pretty good shape.
[02:01:29]  Yeah, but he was in the middle.
[02:01:31]  He was in pretty better shape, bro.
[02:01:32]  He was in pretty better shape.
[02:01:34]  Hold on.
[02:01:34]  He walked right through him.
[02:01:36]  He walked right through Alex.
[02:01:37]  Yeah, through your arm first.
[02:01:38]  My arm.
[02:01:39]  I have a leverage point, bro.
[02:01:41]  It's like how you lock someone with all the stuff.
[02:01:44]  I was like that.
[02:01:44]  What?
[02:01:45]  He didn't even need to swim arm you.
[02:01:47]  He just like.
[02:01:48]  He walked through my arms.
[02:01:49]  Just stiffed arm.
[02:01:51]  I'm proud of that.
[02:01:52]  I'm on to the actual fight.
[02:01:53]  I'm proud of that because I need him to walk through the arm so that you could get your shot off.
[02:01:57]  Son, have you ever seen a Swede in the tracking?
[02:01:59]  I got the punch off first.
[02:02:00]  No, I put the arm there so that because you are slow with your punches.
[02:02:04]  I got the punch off first.
[02:02:05]  No, you ain't gonna tell these lies, yo.
[02:02:08]  You ain't gonna tell these lies, son.
[02:02:09]  You gotta stop the guy so the punch would hit him.
[02:02:11]  Notice I put my arm above where his arms are.
[02:02:13]  He was about to block the shit out of both your punches and then just piece you up.
[02:02:16]  I just couldn't have that happen, my boy.
[02:02:18]  So you punched him and then you ran, right?
[02:02:20]  And then I chased him down from behind, bro.
[02:02:22]  I hawked him.
[02:02:23]  That's what they call him.
[02:02:24]  I'm mad because the fans are going to hear this and believe you're done.
[02:02:28]  I talked them for you guys.
[02:02:29]  And I tripped him.
[02:02:30]  I tripped him.
[02:02:31]  He fell on his face after tripping him.
[02:02:34]  Yep.
[02:02:34]  I gave you ample room to run away.
[02:02:37]  Son, you lost a fight and a race to a white man.
[02:02:40]  He sadly felt that he was a bad man.
[02:02:41]  Then he stepped on their side.
[02:02:42]  Then he stepped over to their side.
[02:02:43]  It was like, damn, these guys are crazy, these fucking Americans.
[02:02:46]  I saw that.
[02:02:47]  I did say that.
[02:02:48]  He switched sides so he didn't get jumped.
[02:02:49]  At least you just said Americans.
[02:02:50]  I did.
[02:02:51]  What do you mean?
[02:02:51]  He had an African to that point.
[02:02:53]  It had nothing to do with color.
[02:02:54]  Nothing to do with color.
[02:02:56]  Nah, but you disappointed your race, though.
[02:02:58]  Yeah, you lose a foot race to a city.
[02:03:00]  We need to have a foot race because people are being like, I just need to recover for Alex now.
[02:03:06]  You need to race Alex.
[02:03:07]  That's what we need to have.
[02:03:08]  It was unbelievable.
[02:03:09]  I remember watching him.
[02:03:10]  I remember watching him run away, right?
[02:03:13]  And I literally go, I go, run, Al.
[02:03:17]  Come on.
[02:03:17]  I had to tell him to run because I thought he could go faster than that.
[02:03:21]  That was like him running in a dream.
[02:03:22]  Like, he's not in place.
[02:03:23]  Super slow.
[02:03:24]  I was being molasses.
[02:03:26]  The security guards were coming from all sides.
[02:03:28]  No, they weren't.
[02:03:29]  They went back towards the security guard.
[02:03:30]  There were six security guards there.
[02:03:32]  Kind of mission impossible.
[02:03:34]  There was six security guards.
[02:03:36]  I was on a graph.
[02:03:37]  I was holding the other one.
[02:03:38]  One was talking to you, having a little conversation.
[02:03:41]  I literally had one that I pulled off to the side.
[02:03:44]  I was like, oh, word.
[02:03:45]  And I just started piecing his ass.
[02:03:47]  I said, oh, word.
[02:03:48]  Can I talk to you for a minute?
[02:03:49]  He had his ass up verbally.
[02:03:51]  Literally.
[02:03:52]  Verbally.
[02:03:53]  Dustin Corier.
[02:03:55]  I've slapped him right in the fucking shoulder, bro, when we was holding each other all the way to go look at Al.
[02:04:00]  And then I was like, yeah, you got it.
[02:04:02]  And then we went.
[02:04:03]  And then, yeah, I talk all them off you.
[02:04:06]  What I did was heroic, bro.
[02:04:08]  It's unbelievable, dog.
[02:04:10]  No one was filming this.
[02:04:11]  Al, how do you lose a race to a Swede, dog?
[02:04:14]  Yeah, that was embarrassing.
[02:04:15]  Nah, Drew, you haven't.
[02:04:16]  I got an answer for that.
[02:04:17]  Give me one Swedish gold medalist in track ever.
[02:04:20]  Ever.
[02:04:21]  Drew really Bill Belichick that situation.
[02:04:23]  You really did.
[02:04:24]  I did, bro.
[02:04:24]  Oh, shit.
[02:04:25]  You really camed that shit, son.
[02:04:27]  I did.
[02:04:28]  That's what happens under Bill Belichick.
[02:04:31]  Did you see?
[02:04:31]  Honestly, it was true.
[02:04:32]  Because I thought he was going to be able to audible.
[02:04:35]  I didn't realize that I had to make all the decisions for him.

=== Billy Clubs Attack Man (02:32) ===

[02:04:38]  When I said run, I thought he was going to run away from all the other people.
[02:04:40]  He ain't called the right play.
[02:04:42]  You ran towards them for some reason.
[02:04:45]  I have no clue why you did that.
[02:04:46]  You run towards him.
[02:04:46]  His answer is his answer has always been like, he goes, he goes, I didn't know where to go.
[02:04:52]  I didn't.
[02:04:53]  There's one way to not go.
[02:04:56]  You could know where to not go.
[02:04:58]  But you don't go where all the people are.
[02:04:59]  They're trying to fuck you up.
[02:05:00]  In that moment, you don't know what's going on.
[02:05:02]  Yes, you do.
[02:05:02]  You see Billy clubs and you run away from the Billy Clubs.
[02:05:05]  You ran towards them.
[02:05:06]  But then more came.
[02:05:07]  No, they didn't, bro.
[02:05:08]  They did.
[02:05:08]  That's why I hit the U-turn.
[02:05:09]  Bro, you went back.
[02:05:12]  Yo, Sony.
[02:05:14]  Like, he's in Europe and there's bad guys coming in.
[02:05:16]  A U-turn is going to be a little bit more.
[02:05:17]  There's no corner.
[02:05:18]  Look at this right here.
[02:05:18]  Here's the club right here.
[02:05:19]  Are we in a wide so they can see it?
[02:05:21]  Go to the wide so they can see it.
[02:05:22]  This is the club.
[02:05:23]  Fight goes out down the street here.
[02:05:26]  I create the separation between him and the guy trying to beat him up.
[02:05:30]  I literally create the separation.
[02:05:31]  I kick his fucking tool away.
[02:05:34]  He has no Billy Club.
[02:05:34]  He has no nothing.
[02:05:35]  He's falling on the ground because I've tripped him.
[02:05:37]  Yeah.
[02:05:37]  All me.
[02:05:38]  He had a club versus my hands.
[02:05:40]  Right?
[02:05:40]  Just want to let you know.
[02:05:41]  All me.
[02:05:41]  Mostly I did that.
[02:05:43]  And then, Al, I go, run, Al, right?
[02:05:47]  Yeah.
[02:05:47]  Al runs three feet in the opposite direction.
[02:05:52]  He runs three feet away from the club.
[02:05:55]  And then he realized, he goes, oh, I haven't been hit in the head enough.
[02:05:58]  And then I realized there's more security guards coming from that side.
[02:06:02]  Then I turned the other way.
[02:06:02]  Where would it come from?
[02:06:03]  Where would they come from over there?
[02:06:04]  It's a McDonald's.
[02:06:05]  What are you talking about?
[02:06:06]  He was right across the street.
[02:06:08]  He literally ran back in front and he got tackled right in front of the clubs.
[02:06:14]  Literally all of that.
[02:06:14]  This guy's never crazy.
[02:06:16]  I heard them talking to each other.
[02:06:17]  This was six guys.
[02:06:18]  Is he stupid?
[02:06:20]  What the stupid guy running right back to us, making it so easy for us.
[02:06:24]  Literally, they were saying that to each other.
[02:06:26]  They couldn't believe it.
[02:06:27]  They couldn't believe it, bro.
[02:06:28]  So let you get it off.
[02:06:31]  It's true, bro.
[02:06:32]  It's just embarrassing you got caught by white people, dog.
[02:06:34]  Swedes, you're a black, you're an African-American black man.
[02:06:38]  I know.
[02:06:38]  You slowball.
[02:06:39]  Yeah, yeah, well.
[02:06:40]  Yeah.
[02:06:41]  Whoa.
[02:06:42]  Taylor don't even let you play in black no more, yo.
[02:06:45]  Afro-Latino out there.
[02:06:46]  I see that, Taylor.
[02:06:47]  Nah, Taylor, I see that.
[02:06:48]  Black people not having this half-black shit anymore, dog.
[02:06:51]  Y'all really not.
[02:06:52]  Everybody want to be black.
[02:06:54]  You're black tanks now, bro.
[02:06:55]  I know.
[02:06:56]  I see that.
[02:06:56]  I see that.
[02:06:57]  Switch sides.
[02:06:57]  All right.
[02:06:58]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:06:59]  Is fucked up, bro.
[02:06:59]  Yeah.
[02:07:00]  Afro-Latino.
[02:07:01]  Y'all were black for like a good six months, bro.
[02:07:03]  Yep.
[02:07:04]  And now you back.
[02:07:05]  Yeah, mostly Latino.
[02:07:05]  They used us.
[02:07:06]  Mostly Latino.
[02:07:07]  Did they use y'all or y'all used them?
[02:07:09]  Nah, they used us.

=== Dominion Voting Machine Fraud (07:47) ===

[02:07:10]  Interesting.
[02:07:11]  They saw how you voted.
[02:07:12]  They stopped fucking with you.
[02:07:14]  That's true.
[02:07:14]  Them Afro-Latinos.
[02:07:16]  I mean, I'm going down to Miami, babies to be with your people.
[02:07:20]  All I'm trying to say is: I'm done talking about whatever we were talking about.
[02:07:25]  Trey Songs.
[02:07:26]  Trey Songs is going to be rough for Trey Songs.
[02:07:28]  I think he goes to jail.
[02:07:29]  Three years minimum.
[02:07:30]  What?
[02:07:30]  I think he's about three years in jail.
[02:07:32]  Really?
[02:07:32]  How does Trey Sony songs?
[02:07:32]  You cannot punch him.
[02:07:33]  And all the ones.
[02:07:34]  But how do you get away with the other ones, too?
[02:07:36]  Because they didn't have a video of him punching an officer in the face and then putting him in jail.
[02:07:39]  I think it was three years, though.
[02:07:41]  You have minimum.
[02:07:42]  He finds a way to get out of this.
[02:07:43]  Bro, he literally punched an officer in the face.
[02:07:48]  You cannot do that.
[02:07:49]  If the officer got physical with him and doesn't say why, you can't do that as a cop.
[02:07:55]  What do you mean?
[02:07:55]  He didn't read him as Miranda writes?
[02:07:56]  Nah, he probably didn't say anything.
[02:07:58]  The people were saying, like, yo, he didn't do nothing.
[02:08:00]  The cop just went up.
[02:08:01]  He just came up and started attacking him, basically.
[02:08:03]  So that's how he could get out of it.
[02:08:04]  It was self-defense.
[02:08:06]  Yeah.
[02:08:07]  And all you need is doubt.
[02:08:09]  All you need.
[02:08:10]  He's doubt, bro.
[02:08:11]  Whoa.
[02:08:12]  Yeah, I guess it's poetic.
[02:08:13]  Anyway, what else we got going on this week?
[02:08:16]  Can you do some facts, no feelings, real quick?
[02:08:18]  Oh, we could do that.
[02:08:19]  Yeah, how do y'all feel about Rudy Giuliani getting sued?
[02:08:23]  I love it.
[02:08:24]  Feelings, no facts.
[02:08:25]  Here we go.
[02:08:25]  I love it.
[02:08:26]  So, Rudy Giuliani is getting sued by Dominion, which was the vote counting machine.
[02:08:33]  Yeah.
[02:08:34]  Whatever like that.
[02:08:34]  And basically just for defamation.
[02:08:36]  Yeah.
[02:08:36]  And I think the lawsuit was like $1.3 billion or something like that.
[02:08:39]  But I love it.
[02:08:40]  It's like, low-key, if Dominion is not fucked up, like if Dominion is an authentic voting machine that is not, you know, fraught with fraud, then you should be absolutely pissed.
[02:08:54]  That's your business.
[02:08:56]  You know what I mean?
[02:08:56]  It's like you have a restaurant and somebody's saying that you sell rats.
[02:08:59]  But they're saying it on the biggest scale, the highest stage.
[02:09:02]  Now people have no confidence in your business and you're going to lose tons of money.
[02:09:06]  I mean, that shit impacts my view of Dominion.
[02:09:09]  100%.
[02:09:09]  Yes, if someone was like, yo, Dominion's going to handle the ticket sales for the next tour.
[02:09:13]  Ooh, that's a good ass point.
[02:09:15]  I don't know.
[02:09:16]  I mean, there's got to be someone else to handle the ticket sales or something.
[02:09:18]  You know what I mean?
[02:09:18]  If there's another option, you're probably going to go for it.
[02:09:20]  They might deserve that money.
[02:09:22]  I think they deserve the money.
[02:09:23]  Especially if proven that there was no fraud.
[02:09:26]  If you can prove beyond a shadow of doubt that there was...
[02:09:29]  When I say no fraud, yes, people make fraudulent votes all the time.
[02:09:32]  Just like a negligible amount of fraud.
[02:09:33]  Yes.
[02:09:34]  But if the machine itself was not being manipulated to help the Democrats, I mean, you got to get that money.
[02:09:42]  I just love the fact you can't just say whatever you want.
[02:09:44]  Yeah.
[02:09:45]  Get your ass sued.
[02:09:45]  If you're lying on somebody, sue that ass.
[02:09:47]  They should sue for all the money.
[02:09:49]  I also explained to me how it's not a little pussy to not sue Trump.
[02:09:54]  He's out of office now.
[02:09:56]  Wait, they're not suing Trump.
[02:09:57]  I mean, I haven't seen that.
[02:09:59]  Oh, that's pussy.
[02:10:00]  Trump lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, the lawyer that Trump won't pay.
[02:10:04]  Interesting, though, maybe Trump never said anything specific about Dominion.
[02:10:07]  Trump is good.
[02:10:08]  He's a mafioso, bro.
[02:10:09]  This guy knows how to rule it.
[02:10:10]  This fucking idiot, Giuliani, has been a prosecutor so long, he don't realize how to be a Don.
[02:10:16]  Yeah, because he got the mafia out, son.
[02:10:18]  He don't know.
[02:10:19]  Exactly.
[02:10:19]  Or maybe they're going for Trump, and this is like the person that it funnels to.
[02:10:24]  Ah, so you get Rudy to snitch.
[02:10:27]  Or like they're trying to get to, like, they're trying to get Trump because Trump is like, it's his campaign.
[02:10:32]  You work your way up to Trump.
[02:10:33]  Something like, but like, either that or like they can't get Trump because it's all through like this legal shit.
[02:10:39]  You know what I mean?
[02:10:39]  Like, let's say he said something.
[02:10:40]  It might not be.
[02:10:41]  Like, if he puts out a tweet, it's different than Rudy Giuliani going to court and suing.
[02:10:45]  Yeah.
[02:10:46]  No, but the tweet is still slander.
[02:10:48]  I can get you on slander.
[02:10:49]  Right, but I don't think you're going to be able to do it.
[02:10:49]  You're verbally saying this was a stolen election.
[02:10:52]  Stealing votes, blah, blah, blah.
[02:10:53]  You're attacking the credibility of my company.
[02:10:55]  That's slanders.
[02:10:56]  Right.
[02:10:56]  It's libel if it's in tweets.
[02:10:58]  Yeah.
[02:10:58]  You're done.
[02:10:59]  Yeah.
[02:11:00]  I just don't think it can be that big of a suit.
[02:11:02]  I think it's like, I think that they're going for the big one, which is Giuliani being in court, like dragging him through the mud.
[02:11:08]  Yeah, I think they just want to be a pain in the ass.
[02:11:10]  I just think they want to give these people their comeuppance.
[02:11:14]  Sue both.
[02:11:15]  That's my thing.
[02:11:16]  They sue everybody.
[02:11:17]  I'm not thinking that they're not also suing him.
[02:11:18]  But maybe he never said anything specifically about it.
[02:11:20]  Maybe he never tweeted anything specifically about it.
[02:11:23]  That's what I think.
[02:11:24]  I think he just said, oh, the election's being stolen from me, but he might not have named names.
[02:11:29]  Or speak in code like at Dominion, some funny business going on.
[02:11:34]  Like, no actual accusation.
[02:11:35]  I think it's enough to even just lawsuit.
[02:11:38]  I mean, yeah, they might hear you lose it, and then that makes you look away.
[02:11:40]  I can see them leveraging a lawsuit just to like intimidate people.
[02:11:43]  Yeah.
[02:11:43]  Like if you're like Ted Cruz or some other like person, you're not going to tell the stars and keep talking that crazy talk.
[02:11:50]  Or maybe instead of the 1.3 billion, you get him to admit publicly that he was full of shit.
[02:11:54]  Yeah.
[02:11:54]  Just admit publicly that there is no evidence whatsoever that these Dominion machines were designed so that they could be manipulated because that's what they were alleging.
[02:12:03]  It's not that they were manipulated, but that was part of the design.
[02:12:06]  And they were saying that they have ties to the Clinton organization.
[02:12:09]  Chavez and blah, blah, blah.
[02:12:10]  Oh, that's right.
[02:12:11]  That they were from a Venezuelan company or whatever.
[02:12:13]  But I think that they had ties to like the Clinton Foundation or some of the donors were also part owners of these companies.
[02:12:19]  They were just alleging some crazy shit.
[02:12:21]  So if you're going to talk all that shit about me and you know that there's no proof to support it, I'm going to need you to keep that same energy when you're apologizing just as loud.
[02:12:29]  Right in front of the four seasons home improvement.
[02:12:31]  You're going to go right back up there.
[02:12:33]  You're going to say all that shit was fake.
[02:12:35]  I don't, yeah, listen.
[02:12:35]  I'm not mad at that.
[02:12:36]  Same energy.
[02:12:37]  If it's fake.
[02:12:38]  If they're able to prove that.
[02:12:39]  And if they prove that Dominion voting machines were fucked up, then great.
[02:12:44]  We don't want fraudulent voting machines in our country.
[02:12:46]  This is a win-win for everybody.
[02:12:48]  There's no way you could be upset at this because if you truly believe that they were fraudulent, you want a high-profile court case to go see.
[02:12:55]  And if you believe that they weren't, you want a high-profile court case to go see.
[02:13:00]  How could anybody be upset at this?
[02:13:02]  No matter what, we win, the people.
[02:13:04]  Yeah.
[02:13:04]  I mean, Giuliani might be a little bit upset, but I'm saying the people, bro.
[02:13:08]  Yeah, not these motherfuckers.
[02:13:11]  All right, what else we got?
[02:13:12]  So Trump is making a new or threats to make a new.
[02:13:16]  It's already started.
[02:13:18]  Why are people acting like that?
[02:13:19]  This doesn't exist.
[02:13:20]  That's not an official, like a non-official thing.
[02:13:22]  Oh, he wants an official party and they're gonna vote like the Green Party.
[02:13:26]  He wants the Patriot Party.
[02:13:27]  Great name.
[02:13:27]  This article says the MAGA Party or the MAGA Party.
[02:13:31]  I think I heard Patriot Party was probably what they'll go to, because that's better.
[02:13:34]  That Patriot Party is better.
[02:13:35]  Maga has such a negative connotation, is negative contention and it's also like, make America great again.
[02:13:41]  Like what happens when you achieve your goal yeah, keep America great, but it's never a goal that's achieved.
[02:13:47]  Of course, I know what i'm saying is like.
[02:13:48]  It's almost like always use it yeah, but like your name will imply that you can't do what you want.
[02:13:54]  Like if you got everything that you wanted, it would be great again.
[02:13:57]  Then your party stops.
[02:13:58]  Yeah, it's a good slogan for the first time you run for president.
[02:14:00]  That's why he went to KEEP America great for his re-election.
[02:14:02]  So you can't call it the Keep America great Party, because then we lost.
[02:14:04]  How do we run right?
[02:14:05]  So you have to change it up.
[02:14:06]  But yeah, I think that that's just the natural course of things like, especially in America right, you have the extreme left.
[02:14:12]  You got the UH with the Squad or whatever like that.
[02:14:14]  Then you have I think you'd call them or the Bernie the Squad, like those are the more extreme left.
[02:14:20]  And then you have the kind of institutional left you have like the Pelosi, the Schumers yeah, and then you have the institutional right.
[02:14:27]  That's like the bushes.
[02:14:29]  Marco Rubio's dad Cruz is flirting with that extreme right, but you know, he's such a fucking loser comeback.
[02:14:35]  I hate this motherfucker but.
[02:14:38]  And then you have the extreme right, which is, you know Trump, and now it seems like Cruise is kind of like falling into that area.
[02:14:44]  Cruise goes wherever he can get.
[02:14:45]  He has no beliefs.
[02:14:46]  He's a spineless fuck spineless.
[02:14:48]  He's not even American.
[02:14:49]  Was he born in Canada?
[02:14:50]  Yeah, He gone.
[02:14:53]  Yeah, dog.
[02:14:53]  Go back.
[02:14:54]  Cuck?
[02:14:55]  Yeah.
[02:14:56]  Where's your fucking Canuck?

=== Tesla Rivals Get Expensive (03:24) ===

[02:14:58]  Hey, fucking wizard.
[02:15:01]  What else we got?
[02:15:02]  A Harry Potter TV series is reportedly in early development.
[02:15:06]  Lit.
[02:15:06]  Now, this is going to use the same characters?
[02:15:08]  And when does it take place?
[02:15:09]  It better not after these motherfuckers all abandon her.
[02:15:12]  Y'all out.
[02:15:14]  Y'all out.
[02:15:14]  Oh, now the second the money comes back.
[02:15:16]  It's okay to work for the transpho, yeah.
[02:15:18]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:15:18]  Pussies.
[02:15:19]  Yeah, bitch, you out.
[02:15:20]  Yeah, abandon the goat, J.K. Rowling.
[02:15:22]  You're too old to have a series.
[02:15:24]  Nah, well, it depends when the series takes place.
[02:15:26]  It could take place in the future.
[02:15:27]  You're never too bad.
[02:15:29]  Tell me about their wizard kids doing all their wizard shit.
[02:15:31]  That's what the play was.
[02:15:32]  It's kind of whack.
[02:15:33]  But like, I'll be honest, it was.
[02:15:35]  You just want to see Harry flip that wand, bro.
[02:15:37]  Yeah.
[02:15:38]  I'm not trying to see Harry Jr.
[02:15:39]  I'm not trying to see Hermione Jr., all that kind of shit.
[02:15:42]  I want to see Harry get busy, bro.
[02:15:44]  I've already committed to that character.
[02:15:45]  I fell in love with that character.
[02:15:46]  That's cool, though.
[02:15:47]  Say what?
[02:15:51]  What if he's a professor?
[02:15:52]  What if he goes all the way?
[02:15:54]  He's going to be the new Dumbledore's.
[02:15:56]  So, wait a minute.
[02:15:56]  It's going to be like Save by the Bell.
[02:16:00]  They end up like working at the school that they used to go to.
[02:16:02]  That's what they turned that into?
[02:16:03]  Yeah.
[02:16:04]  Yeah.
[02:16:05]  I don't want Save by the Bell.
[02:16:06]  I heard that new Save by the Bell is lit.
[02:16:08]  Now they did another new one.
[02:16:09]  The Peacock joint.
[02:16:11]  Yeah.
[02:16:11]  But it's good.
[02:16:12]  I haven't seen it.
[02:16:13]  Oh, no, man.
[02:16:14]  Shout out to Mario Lopez.
[02:16:16]  All right, what else?
[02:16:17]  Master P is partnering with the former Tesla engineer to create a black-owned supercar.
[02:16:22]  A black-owned supercar.
[02:16:24]  Love it.
[02:16:25]  Okay.
[02:16:26]  I would imagine it would be an electric car.
[02:16:29]  Right.
[02:16:29]  So they're just going to try to make something to rival Tesla.
[02:16:32]  Got you.
[02:16:34]  Love it.
[02:16:35]  If the car's great, awesome.
[02:16:37]  Yeah.
[02:16:38]  Sucks.
[02:16:39]  Yeah.
[02:16:39]  Is it going to work?
[02:16:40]  It's just one engineer.
[02:16:41]  I mean, right now, you got one guy from Tesla.
[02:16:43]  I think, yeah.
[02:16:44]  And also, like, his shoes stunk.
[02:16:47]  Mostly his products aren't good.
[02:16:49]  Yeah, the music was good.
[02:16:49]  But outside of that, is there anything that we really fucked with with Master P?
[02:16:52]  Also, with like electric cars, are you just going to buy an electric car just because it's black-owned?
[02:16:56]  You know what I mean?
[02:16:57]  Because they're comparable in quality.
[02:16:59]  I know.
[02:17:00]  Yeah, shit gets expensive enough where you stop giving a fuck who owns it.
[02:17:04]  Be honest.
[02:17:05]  That's true.
[02:17:06]  There's a threshold comparable.
[02:17:08]  Like black-owned.
[02:17:09]  If the price is close, I'm going black-owned.
[02:17:11]  Yeah, but if it's a black-owned bagel, you'll do it, right?
[02:17:14]  But a black-owned Tesla or not Tesla, but a black-owned sports car, you're just going to get the best sports car.
[02:17:21]  It has to be that bad.
[02:17:22]  It has to be comparable price and quality, which is tough, yo.
[02:17:25]  Tesla's years in motion with this.
[02:17:27]  Yeah.
[02:17:28]  Yeah.
[02:17:28]  All these other car companies are coming out their electric cars and they're whack, apparently.
[02:17:32]  And the only reason we have faith in Apple to do it is because it's Apple.
[02:17:34]  It's the richest company in the fucking world.
[02:17:36]  The only reason I have faith in Apple is because of their battery life.
[02:17:38]  That's the only thing.
[02:17:40]  I think that they'll be able to figure out battery life when it comes to, I think that their ability to extend battery life in these small phones is going to give them a competitive advantage in the electric car.
[02:17:52]  And at the end of the day, I still have more faith in Elon Musk than Tim Cook.
[02:17:55]  And I definitely have more faith, no disrespect, but Elon Musk than Master P.
[02:17:59]  I mean, who makes a better car?
[02:18:01]  Yeah.
[02:18:01]  Who could figure this out?
[02:18:03]  Yeah, I don't know.
[02:18:04]  I don't know about this, Master P, but best of luck.
[02:18:05]  If it's fire, we'll ride with it.
[02:18:07]  All right, guys, look, we'll see you in Miami.
[02:18:09]  Very excited to do this move.
[02:18:11]  We will have the Patreon episode this week.
[02:18:13]  And then after that, we are down to Miami.
[02:18:15]  We love you.
[02:18:16]  We appreciate you.
[02:18:17]  We are excited to share this with you guys.
[02:18:20]  And yeah, let's do it.
[02:18:22]  Basically.