Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Armie Hammer, Hollywood's Cannibal Exposed? Aired: 2021-01-15 Duration: 18:37 === Army Hammer Eating Humans (09:47) === [00:00:00] What up people Sheltie here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:00:04] If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing. [00:00:08] Completely uncensored, flagrant content. [00:00:12] You go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. [00:00:15] With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. [00:00:24] I'm telling you about Army Hammer eating human beings. [00:00:27] Human beings? [00:00:28] Wait, he wasn't eating humans? [00:00:29] No, so basically... [00:00:30] He's eating humans. [00:00:31] No, he is. [00:00:32] I mean, kind of. [00:00:33] Yeah, that's the rumor. [00:00:34] This lady posted screenshots of DMs. [00:00:36] Okay. [00:00:37] That some people are saying is fake. [00:00:38] He says it's bullshit, but the screenshots say some shit like Mark Paul. [00:00:41] Sorry to interrupt. [00:00:42] Do people know who Army? [00:00:43] Army Hammer, if you've seen the Facebook movie, the Winklevoss twins, both of them. [00:00:48] Yes. [00:00:49] He's been in a bunch of films. [00:00:50] Adonis-ass white boy. [00:00:52] Biff. [00:00:53] Cleaning guy with a bald head or some shit like that. [00:00:56] Army Hammer? [00:00:57] You're talking about Mr. Clean? [00:00:58] So who y'all talking about? [00:00:59] Mr. Clean? [00:01:01] Hey. [00:01:01] Different brands. [00:01:02] You know what I'm saying? [00:01:03] There's a lot of people listening right now that are like, man, I thought it was Army. [00:01:08] I just said what I'm saying. [00:01:09] I just say what the people think. [00:01:11] It's all good. [00:01:12] That's a good point. [00:01:13] He's one of those guys who people talk about him as if he's more famous than he is. [00:01:18] Benedict Cumberbatch. [00:01:20] Yes. [00:01:20] Not Cumberbatches. [00:01:21] I hear about his mother all the time. [00:01:22] I'm like, who is bugging? [00:01:24] But let me ask you this. [00:01:25] Don't you think he's more known because of his name? [00:01:28] Army Hammer, same way. [00:01:29] But Army Hammer, to me, the name is almost so generic that he could be. [00:01:34] It's weird, but at the same time, it's like, I kind of heard these sounds at Benedict Cumberbatch. [00:01:39] It's like so waspy or something. [00:01:41] It's mad English. [00:01:42] It makes sense. [00:01:43] Oh, yeah, that's Benedict Cumberbatch. [00:01:44] He killed it in Sherlock. [00:01:46] I'm re-watching this. [00:01:47] Nah, he's an amazing actor. [00:01:48] He's good. [00:01:49] I'm re-watching it. [00:01:50] Armin Hammy. [00:01:53] Armin the Hemi? [00:01:54] Armin the Hemi. [00:01:55] Armin the Hemi, bro. [00:01:56] Army Hammer. [00:01:58] He was in another movie as well. [00:02:00] He was the Lone Ranger, which I think flopped. [00:02:02] Yes, he was Lone Ranger, did really bad. [00:02:04] And then there was a movie about J. Edgar Hoover, I think, that like Johnny Depp was... [00:02:08] Wasn't he Hoover? [00:02:10] Oh, no, no, the leader of the FBI or the guy who started the FBI or CIA? [00:02:14] Hoover, yeah. [00:02:14] Was it Hoover? [00:02:15] Yeah. [00:02:15] Call Me By Your Name, Entourage, Lone Ranger. [00:02:19] I think he was in the Entourage movie because Vince fucked one of his girls or something. [00:02:22] Probably. [00:02:23] The man from UNCLE. [00:02:26] But anyway, so basically this dude is DMing a bunch of women. [00:02:30] Okay. [00:02:30] I think he is either just going through a divorce or like had a divorce. [00:02:34] Like it either was caused by this or is like just recently. [00:02:38] Okay. [00:02:39] But basically. [00:02:40] Oh no, it was last year, 2020. [00:02:41] So basically he's DMing all these girls like Mia Khalifa saying like crazy shit. [00:02:45] Basically like, I want to eat you. [00:02:47] I think you're so sexy. [00:02:48] I want to cut up your body and fuck it. [00:02:50] I want to hold your heart in my hand and like feel it as it beats. [00:02:53] That's lit. [00:02:54] That's all this wild shit. [00:02:56] Yo. [00:02:56] And then literally he writes in the message, he's like, I want to, like, I'm 100% a cannibal. [00:03:04] I've never told anyone this before. [00:03:05] Wow, this is so crazy. [00:03:07] And then immediately the girl goes and posts it on the internet. [00:03:09] Mia? [00:03:10] I don't know exactly who. [00:03:11] No, this is a different girl initially. [00:03:12] The initial post is not from Mia. [00:03:14] I think there were three girls that he messaged that have like at least leaked information. [00:03:19] And then people actually taking this serious? [00:03:21] Yes. [00:03:22] Yes. [00:03:22] Seems like it. [00:03:22] Like someone's going to let them. [00:03:24] Someone's going to let someone else cut them up and eat them. [00:03:28] Like if you're going to cut someone else, you're going to cut someone up and eat them. [00:03:30] You don't tell them. [00:03:32] That's true. [00:03:33] It's got to be fake for that reason, right? [00:03:35] That's true. [00:03:35] Yeah, I want to eat you. [00:03:36] That's scary to admit. [00:03:38] I've never admitted that before. [00:03:39] I've cut the heart out of a living animal before and eaten it while it was still and eaten it while it was still warm. [00:03:45] According to one of the DMs. [00:03:46] I like this guy. [00:03:47] This is Tartar. [00:03:48] This is really social media marketing. [00:03:50] We don't know if the DMs are real. [00:03:51] But here's the thing. [00:03:52] Even if he did do it just to have, so people are having this conversation is brilliant because it's so absurd. [00:03:57] It has to be hacked. [00:03:59] You know what I mean? [00:04:00] Like, we should do that as a tactic. [00:04:01] That's really fun. [00:04:02] He did back out of a movie he was supposed to do with Jennifer Lopez. [00:04:04] I think call me by your name or something like that. [00:04:07] I don't know which one. [00:04:07] Tied to this, I think. [00:04:08] A couple days later or a week later, they're saying like he has drug issues and all this type of shit. [00:04:13] So I can just think he's going on a bender and then he just lights off on a DMs, like as we all do sometimes. [00:04:19] And then, uh, and then he just, I think this is sexy talk for him. [00:04:25] Really? [00:04:25] Yeah, maybe if he's high. [00:04:26] Because imagine you say, like, oh, I'm a cannibal. [00:04:28] I want to eat you so much. [00:04:29] Like, if he didn't say literally cut you up into pieces, I'd be like, okay, that's fine. [00:04:34] I want to eat you. [00:04:35] I want to bite you. [00:04:35] I want to do all that. [00:04:36] He said he ate the heart of a beating animal. [00:04:38] Yeah, that's a little, that's where it gets a little wild. [00:04:40] That's a wild boy. [00:04:41] He might be like, you heard of that shit called vorophilia? [00:04:46] No. [00:04:46] This is like a sexual fetish where people like have a desire to be eaten or to eat. [00:04:50] And so it's like cannibalism, but it's like a sexual paraphilia, basically. [00:04:54] Okay. [00:04:54] And so what they'll do is they'll simulate it not through actually doing it, but like they'll basically like put themselves in like a sleeping bag in like some sort of like sexual state or something. [00:05:05] Or like they'll have like these simulators where they can feel like they're getting eaten or like feel like they're eating something or whatever. [00:05:10] So like there's ways like people actually have like these fetishes and then they simulate them. [00:05:14] Buy a rare steak and fuck a girl while you eat. [00:05:16] Like you know what I mean? [00:05:16] Like what are we doing? [00:05:17] That shit sounds fire actually. [00:05:19] Buying steak. [00:05:20] I'd be in on that. [00:05:20] That seems great. [00:05:22] But yeah, so he might just have like this fetish. [00:05:24] I don't know. [00:05:25] Or he might just be a full-blown pepper or cannibal. [00:05:27] We got to cut out this fetish shit. [00:05:29] Like you shouldn't know that about you. [00:05:33] You know what I'm saying? [00:05:34] Like that's what we need to take down all those accounts. [00:05:38] I don't want people to know that they're a vorophiliac. [00:05:42] Once you read it, you might go, oh, actually, I do kind of think about being eaten sometimes. [00:05:47] That would be cool. [00:05:48] I guess I'm a vorophiliac. [00:05:49] But before you teach somebody what that is, they just have weird thoughts every once in a while about being eaten. [00:05:54] And they're like, that's some weird shit. [00:05:56] I'm just going to ignore that. [00:05:58] Like, stop creating the opportunities for these people to be so fucking weird. [00:06:02] But it seems like the internet is just like an allergy test for fetishes. [00:06:05] Yes. [00:06:06] You take the allergy test, you're going to find out you're allergic to it. [00:06:08] They put like everything on your back, everything that you could be allergic to. [00:06:11] And they're like, oh, you're allergic to 10 things. [00:06:13] That's also another thing. [00:06:13] Stop giving it a name. [00:06:15] Even if those are the actions that you like, make motherfuckers describe that shit and look stupid. [00:06:19] Yeah. [00:06:19] Don't give them an easy act. [00:06:21] You should look stupid. [00:06:22] Say, no, I like to kind of get eaten. [00:06:23] And like, if you're a bad person. [00:06:24] No, you're a weird bag and all that shit. [00:06:25] Yeah, you're a fucking dork. [00:06:27] Okay. [00:06:27] Not I'm a vorophiliac. [00:06:29] That sounds lit. [00:06:30] Yeah. [00:06:30] I want to be that. [00:06:31] Yeah. [00:06:32] He stopped judging Army Hammer when he said it was just a fetish and he don't really do it. [00:06:36] That's like he ain't doing that. [00:06:37] That's the crazy part is everything's if he gets a cannibal. [00:06:40] That's fucking weird. [00:06:42] That's what cannibalism is. [00:06:43] You're not allowed from now on, you're not allowed to call your weird shit a fetish. [00:06:46] That's done. [00:06:47] Fetishes are dead. [00:06:48] That's fucking dumb. [00:06:49] What do you say about it? [00:06:50] I like feet. [00:06:50] Yeah. [00:06:51] That was weird. [00:06:52] Own it, bro. [00:06:54] I like being eaten. [00:06:55] You're weird. [00:06:56] I like feet. [00:06:57] You're weird. [00:06:58] All right. [00:06:59] I'm weird then. [00:07:00] Don't let your girl walk around here in some sandals. [00:07:02] Shit might get weird. [00:07:03] That's why I'm going to tell him. [00:07:04] Well, what if there's some paraphilias that are that are fine, though? [00:07:07] I have a list here of a few. [00:07:09] All right. [00:07:10] Abasiophilia. [00:07:11] What's that? [00:07:11] You love basil clothes? [00:07:14] People with impaired mobility. [00:07:16] That's some people's fetish. [00:07:18] They like. [00:07:18] Wait, they like fucking the person with impaired. [00:07:20] They like physical. [00:07:21] Yeah. [00:07:22] Yeah. [00:07:23] Yeah, basically that. [00:07:26] Okay. [00:07:26] Keep going. [00:07:27] Is that weirdo or is that that's legit? [00:07:30] I mean, look, you can like whatever the fuck you want to like. [00:07:32] We're not going to give you a name for it. [00:07:34] You like people in wheelchairs? [00:07:35] You're going to have to say that shit. [00:07:37] And so they say, oh, what are you into? [00:07:39] I connected with a girl once, fine-ass girl on a wheelchair. [00:07:41] Oh, shit. [00:07:42] Yeah. [00:07:43] Fine. [00:07:44] From waist up, fine. [00:07:46] Did you put her name in as whatever wheelchairs? [00:07:48] I didn't know. [00:07:49] Rolling, rolling, rolling. [00:07:51] I didn't know. [00:07:52] I didn't know, but she was fine. [00:07:54] I never hooked up with her or anything like that, but she was fine. [00:07:56] And her friend told me she was kind of thoughtty about it too. [00:07:58] She's like, yo, she'll just roll over and suck your dick. [00:08:00] Like, she'll roll over. [00:08:03] You got to give her lap dances all the time, bro. [00:08:06] That's just wild. [00:08:08] That actually be a fun day. [00:08:09] How peleged up was she? [00:08:10] Was she quadriplegic? [00:08:12] No, parapoleguard. [00:08:12] I wanted to try that out. [00:08:14] Parapolegeed. [00:08:16] She could get on some crutches or something. [00:08:18] Nah, like, the legs look crazy. [00:08:20] They just look like sticks, bro. [00:08:22] Really? [00:08:23] Yeah. [00:08:23] Take her to IHOP. [00:08:24] I don't get no exercise. [00:08:25] Take her to what? [00:08:26] I hop. [00:08:27] Why? [00:08:28] You can hop in there with her. [00:08:29] She can't hop at all. [00:08:31] Maybe she had one leg. [00:08:32] She doesn't even have sticks at all. [00:08:33] No, she can't. [00:08:34] Make her walk on the sticks. [00:08:35] It's like legs are done. [00:08:37] You know, some people have some mobility in the legs and they could use the crutches, whatever. [00:08:42] Would you get amputation at that point? [00:08:44] No. [00:08:45] It depends on how good prosthetics get. [00:08:47] Maybe you just get some prosthetics. [00:08:49] That's a great point. [00:08:49] Your life. [00:08:50] But if you're base down, you don't have the mobility of your legs. [00:08:54] What I would say is, I'd hope for that. [00:08:57] I'd hope for that genome shit that we were talking about to come around. [00:09:00] So you just let those legs just sit there doing nothing, but if that genome shit pops up, you might be able to get them things back to working. [00:09:06] Now it's going to be a while before you can walk because the muscles are so atrophied, but you could build that up over like years. [00:09:11] Yeah. [00:09:12] I thought that shit is like before somebody's born, like to affect the genes and shit like that. [00:09:17] You can do it after somebody is. [00:09:19] That's what I thought you were talking about or whatever it's called. [00:09:22] The CRISPR thing. [00:09:23] The CRISPR, CRISPR. [00:09:24] Yeah. [00:09:24] I think the CRISPR thing can do it after the fact. [00:09:26] And also the Neuralink shit. [00:09:28] I feel like fire. [00:09:29] I feel like I would wait for the technology to catch up. [00:09:32] Like for the actual cyborg shit. [00:09:35] Whatever comes first, I'm going to do, but I'm not going to limit myself from one. [00:09:39] So if the CRISPR shit pops off before the cyborg, I want that. [00:09:43] Not to mention, I'd rather my legs than cyborg legs. [00:09:45] Yo, that's maybe. [00:09:46] I think I'll take cyborg legs. === Stop Naming Your Farts (07:47) === [00:09:48] You think until you got to go like in the hot tub and you got to explain yourself. [00:09:52] Look at our legs. [00:09:53] Yeah. [00:09:54] I can like buy some bigger ones. [00:09:56] Open my top. [00:09:58] Yo, this actually could fix the cannibal problem. [00:10:00] Boom. [00:10:02] So then you let them eat your legs. [00:10:04] Hook up Army Hammer with a girl in a wheelchair. [00:10:06] Boom. [00:10:07] Oh, my God. [00:10:07] Everyone's happy. [00:10:08] She gets her meat on that. [00:10:10] That's just bone, bro. [00:10:12] But you take what you get. [00:10:13] That shit looks like a tripod bag. [00:10:19] Yeah. [00:10:21] Get the marrow going. [00:10:22] I think that's good. [00:10:22] Okay, what other ones? [00:10:23] What other ones that we're not going to allow to have? [00:10:24] You got to stop naming things. [00:10:26] We just got to stop naming things. [00:10:27] Okay. [00:10:28] I mean, diapers, paraphilic infantilism. [00:10:32] Nah, that's weird. [00:10:33] Nah, that's weird. [00:10:34] Anything with kids, weird. [00:10:35] A proctophilia, what's that? [00:10:37] Flatulance? [00:10:38] Farts? [00:10:39] Yep. [00:10:39] Weird. [00:10:40] So you like farts? [00:10:40] We know a comic who's into that. [00:10:42] Wait, do we? [00:10:43] Yeah, yeah. [00:10:43] Really? [00:10:44] Really? [00:10:44] Come on, it's Patriot. [00:10:45] I'll say it. [00:10:46] How close is it? [00:10:46] We'll bleep it. [00:10:47] Toronto? [00:10:48] Huh? [00:10:48] Toronto? [00:10:49] No, no, no. [00:10:50] You know Toronto guys that got that too? [00:10:51] No, how many people? [00:10:53] Our man is black. [00:10:55] Blackety black, black. [00:10:57] Oh, and he likes sucking girl farts? [00:10:59] That's his thing. [00:11:00] He's never done it, but he's like, he really loves the idea of it. [00:11:03] But now, if you like well, not super well, but well enough. [00:11:08] Okay. [00:11:09] Okay. [00:11:09] Say the name. [00:11:10] We'll blurt. [00:11:10] Nah, But if you like anal, if you like doing anal, how far off is being into farts? [00:11:19] Very far. [00:11:19] Yeah, it's really far. [00:11:20] So you're not doing anal so you can be closer to the shit and farts. [00:11:24] You're doing anal flex. [00:11:25] That's like people do anal farts for somebody else. [00:11:27] I'm not. [00:11:27] The whole anal thing's lost on me. [00:11:28] I'll be honest. [00:11:30] What's the point? [00:11:30] Like, it's just worse. [00:11:32] I don't get it. [00:11:33] There is shit in there. [00:11:34] That's where the shit is. [00:11:35] You're putting it in where the shit is. [00:11:37] I don't get it. [00:11:37] I'm on the same page as you, but that's not the reason why they're doing it. [00:11:41] What is what's good? [00:11:41] The reason I can't wait to get some shit on my dick today. [00:11:44] Let me go to the source. [00:11:45] That's the outcome. [00:11:46] So it's like they must be excited by it. [00:11:48] I don't get it. [00:11:49] I don't understand the anal thing. [00:11:50] Yeah. [00:11:51] All right. [00:11:51] More go. [00:11:53] Liquid. [00:11:54] Okay. [00:11:54] See, some of these actually sound lit. [00:11:56] Liquidophilia. [00:11:57] Okay. [00:11:57] Immersing the genitals in liquid. [00:12:00] Nah, we have to stop naming everything. [00:12:02] I want to stop naming all the extra genders and that kind of shit. [00:12:05] I think that's a good idea. [00:12:06] Like, can't we agree? [00:12:07] Like, you don't have to name everything because when you name shit, you start normalizing the weird stuff. [00:12:12] What? [00:12:13] Nasophilia. [00:12:15] Nose. [00:12:16] You're into noses. [00:12:17] Being turned on by noses. [00:12:19] That's women. [00:12:19] Yeah. [00:12:20] That's called being a woman. [00:12:22] Women love noses. [00:12:24] You know what I mean? [00:12:25] Women love a motherfucker with a schnazeline. [00:12:27] So is that a federal? [00:12:28] That seems like ain't nothing lean about this schnazeline, baby. [00:12:32] But no, but that's not a thing. [00:12:34] You just like big noses. [00:12:35] You like great noses. [00:12:38] Yeah, it's great. [00:12:39] Great in size. [00:12:40] Like Alexander's empire. [00:12:41] Grandiose, bro. [00:12:42] Grandi nose. [00:12:43] Grandiose. [00:12:44] I'm just saying, bro. [00:12:45] Look at Mount Rushmore. [00:12:46] Ain't no little button noses on that shit. [00:12:49] That's all pieces, bro. [00:12:51] Schnaz, dude. [00:12:52] For real. [00:12:53] I wasn't watching me didn't have the nose. [00:12:55] Of course he did. [00:12:58] You know what I mean? [00:12:59] Sniff it up. 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[00:14:17] All we got to do in order to fix society is just stop giving things names. [00:14:23] Stop giving things names. [00:14:24] Stop it. [00:14:25] What do you mean? [00:14:25] Stop giving neighborhoods names. [00:14:27] I'm in West Harlem Heights. [00:14:30] You live in the hood, bro. [00:14:32] Just live in the hood. [00:14:33] Stop it. [00:14:33] Just stop it. [00:14:34] Stop it with all the names. [00:14:35] Human beings get names, and everything that's already named can keep their names. [00:14:39] No more names. [00:14:40] We don't need. [00:14:41] Do you need more names? [00:14:42] I'm into this idea. [00:14:42] Animals? [00:14:44] If we find a new one? [00:14:45] He don't, yeah. [00:14:46] You don't need a name. [00:14:48] If they find a new beetle, just call it new beetle. [00:14:52] No, just call it wherever you found it, beetle. [00:14:55] San Francisco Beetle. [00:14:57] It's a beetle, bro. [00:14:58] We don't need more names. [00:14:59] It's it. [00:15:00] One name. [00:15:01] Two names. [00:15:02] Yep. [00:15:02] No, it's just one name and just where it's from. [00:15:05] Where'd you find the beetle? [00:15:06] San Francisco. [00:15:06] That's a San Francisco beetle. [00:15:07] Yeah. [00:15:07] That's it. [00:15:08] I'm telling you, the naming thing is the real key to why. [00:15:11] What if we discover a new island? [00:15:13] Say again? [00:15:13] A new island. [00:15:14] If you discover a new island, what do you think? [00:15:15] Someone already probably discovered it, bro. [00:15:16] Yeah, don't you? [00:15:16] Some animals are probably already there. [00:15:19] Yeah, and nobody cares. [00:15:20] You think you discovered an island? [00:15:21] Yeah. [00:15:22] Come on, bro. [00:15:22] That's a real problem. [00:15:23] It happens. [00:15:24] No, it don't happen. [00:15:25] It don't happen. [00:15:25] It don't happen. [00:15:26] A glacier melts and there's an island there. [00:15:27] Oh, New Island. [00:15:28] No, the glacier, we already knew what it was. [00:15:30] Whatever the glacier's called, we call the island now. [00:15:32] Whatever the glacier is called. [00:15:34] Glaciers have names, bro. [00:15:36] Thrust. [00:15:39] Y'all never heard of the thrust glacier, bro? [00:15:41] I did. [00:15:42] I ain't up on glaciers. [00:15:43] I already know that. [00:15:44] What if you have a kid? [00:15:45] What if you have a kid then? [00:15:46] Say what? [00:15:46] Those names exist. [00:15:47] Yeah. [00:15:48] But you can't make up a new one. [00:15:49] You can only use what's in the catalog. [00:15:50] We're not. [00:15:51] You heard that, Al? [00:15:51] We're not doing it. [00:15:53] No making up names. [00:15:54] It's over. [00:15:55] We're going to stop naming things. [00:15:56] That's it. [00:15:57] You have this weird feeling that you're like, I can't sleep at night. [00:15:59] You can't sleep at night. [00:16:00] Okay, no more need for what is it called? [00:16:02] You can't sleep at night, insomnia, insomnia. [00:16:04] Let's get rid of that. [00:16:05] We have to take away 50% of names. [00:16:09] It's 50% of names. [00:16:10] It's not the craziest idea. [00:16:12] It's too much. [00:16:13] Everything's normal now. [00:16:15] Oh, I stopped. [00:16:16] If you take away 50% of the gender names, you still got 32. [00:16:19] Son, they got to go. [00:16:21] Anxiety? [00:16:22] Can anxiety stay? [00:16:24] Nah, bro. [00:16:24] You nervous. [00:16:25] Yeah, you're just nervous, bro. [00:16:27] It's one for all that shit. [00:16:28] Yeah, yeah. [00:16:29] Cut it in half. [00:16:29] We're not getting rid of names. [00:16:30] You're just nervous. [00:16:31] I don't like that. [00:16:32] I have anxiety, that like that blanket statement. [00:16:35] Like, what do you mean? [00:16:36] You have it? [00:16:37] No, you have it in certain situations. [00:16:38] Certain situations, you're not anxious at all. [00:16:40] Right? [00:16:41] So, like, you just say, I'm nervous here, and then I'm nervous when I take tests. [00:16:44] Welcome to being a human being. [00:16:47] We all feel that way. [00:16:48] We just maybe have different levels. [00:16:49] Yeah. [00:16:50] You might get more nervous. [00:16:51] You still, it's just nervous. [00:16:52] That's what that's why we're so soft is because we're creating opportunities to normalize things that are bitch ass. [00:16:58] I don't even like the term normalize. [00:16:59] Let's get rid of that. [00:17:00] Let's get rid of it. [00:17:01] What is it called then? [00:17:02] Hey, it's called this. [00:17:04] Hey, hey, that's how it used to be. [00:17:06] I'm a little sad because I did bad at school. [00:17:09] Raise your shoulders. [00:17:10] That's what it is. [00:17:11] If you don't know something or somebody comes at you with some weird shit, hit him with that Michael Jordan. [00:17:16] We don't need answers for everything. [00:17:18] Shrug it up. [00:17:18] We don't need answers for everything. [00:17:21] Is there anything else you guys would like me to clear up? [00:17:24] Is there? [00:17:25] No, that's pretty much it for me. [00:17:27] I'm just saying. [00:17:27] From this, you do get what I'm saying. [00:17:29] There's like a tailpoint on the back of the bag. [00:17:31] Back in the day, it was a simpler time. [00:17:33] Like everything that happened, walk it off. === Normalizing Bitch Ass Things (01:02) === [00:17:35] Thank you. [00:17:36] I said, broken arm, walk it off. [00:17:38] Anxiety, walk it off. [00:17:39] You think you're born in the wrong gender? [00:17:40] Just walk it off. [00:17:41] Walk it off. [00:17:42] Yeah. [00:17:43] Or sleep on it. [00:17:44] Sleep on it. [00:17:45] What happened to sleep on it? [00:17:46] Sleep used to fix everything, bro. [00:17:48] It won't fix the highlights, but just sleep on it. [00:17:51] Enough sleep. [00:17:53] I sleep on them every night. [00:17:54] That's true. [00:17:55] I do sleep on it. [00:17:56] That is a good point. [00:17:57] That might have been what caused the balls for me. [00:18:03] Yo, you guys are sleeping in a headstand. [00:18:08] I'm getting a silk bonnet. [00:18:09] That's what I'm getting. [00:18:09] The forehead's so heavy. [00:18:14] I have like a fucking remnants of Pompeii just fucking rolled over. [00:18:18] What is it called? [00:18:20] Petrified? [00:18:21] Yeah. [00:18:22] All right, guys. [00:18:22] You just listened to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:18:25] If you want to continue to listen to that episode, subscribe, join the asshole Army Patreon. [00:18:30] Keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us. [00:18:32] You can do that at patreon.com/slash flagrant to Indulge.