Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - How To Have Total Freedom In Your Relationship Aired: 2020-12-25 Duration: 21:09 === Real Time Love Island Filming (05:56) === [00:00:00] What up people? [00:00:00] Sheltie here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:00:04] If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy support where we are doing completely uncensored, flagrant content. [00:00:11] You go to patreon.com slash flagrant two with no more interruptions. [00:00:16] Here is the exclusive clip. [00:00:23] What's up, everybody? [00:00:24] Welcome to the Patreon episode of Flagrant 2. [00:00:27] It's your boy Sheltie. [00:00:28] We got Akash sing in the building, Alex Media, and we have some special guests today. [00:00:32] If you guys are watching the videos, some of you probably already recognize them, superstars of this podcast world that have been on sabbatical, but we got them back. [00:00:40] We have Haney and Marco of the Westerbros podcast. [00:00:44] Y'all remember a little podcast called Wester Bros where we were reviewing movies and TV shows and then motherfuckers got busy and we had to drop it. [00:00:50] But I figured for Christmas, Merry Christmas, by the way, we bring back the boys and we have a little discussion. [00:00:56] Welcome back, guys. [00:00:57] What's up? [00:00:58] Excited to be here. [00:00:59] Are you? [00:01:00] Okay. [00:01:00] Yeah. [00:01:02] I mean, listen. [00:01:03] I fucking am. [00:01:04] I'm a civilian, so I usually don't set an alarm on a Saturday because I get a fucking show. [00:01:09] My bad for making y'all wait, dude. [00:01:11] I was like, get here at 10. [00:01:12] I think it's 11.30. [00:01:13] We're starting right now. [00:01:14] It is what it is. [00:01:16] Okay. [00:01:16] A couple things I want to get to for you guys. [00:01:19] But I had a little bit... [00:01:22] You brought something up earlier. [00:01:24] Love Island. [00:01:26] UK. [00:01:26] UK. [00:01:28] That's right. [00:01:28] There's a Love Island. [00:01:29] Can't watch the American version. [00:01:30] It's that bad. [00:01:32] A friend of mine hosts that. [00:01:33] Arielle Vandenberg, I believe her name is. [00:01:36] She's like a big social media star. [00:01:39] Yes. [00:01:39] And okay, but I've heard Love Island, UK. [00:01:43] Phenomenal. [00:01:44] It's phenomenal. [00:01:45] I've heard you watch that. [00:01:47] You can't watch The Bachelor. [00:01:49] Whoa. [00:01:50] And I'm a big fan of The Bachelor and Bachelorette. [00:01:53] I'll be fucking with it. [00:01:54] Both. [00:01:55] It gets nuts. [00:01:57] Explain to me what it is. [00:02:00] Like, what is the structure of the show? [00:02:02] The structure is you have guys and girls. [00:02:04] Oh, really? [00:02:05] Right. [00:02:05] Yeah. [00:02:07] Is it a dating show with guys and girls? [00:02:10] They are in, I believe, Spain. [00:02:12] Yeah. [00:02:12] I actually think it's my workout, as we were discussing before. [00:02:14] Okay. [00:02:15] They all live in a house. [00:02:16] Okay. [00:02:16] They have to, they have like all these events, and then at the end, they have to couple up. [00:02:21] Yeah. [00:02:21] And when they couple up. [00:02:22] Can you go like this with your hand for a second? [00:02:23] Yo, I've been in the gym. [00:02:24] I've been tearing it up. [00:02:25] Have you been in the gym? [00:02:26] Have you been putting out some cigars? [00:02:28] Dude, look at me. [00:02:30] No, that shit is a melanoma. [00:02:35] Clean your hands, bro. [00:02:37] It's not clean. [00:02:38] It's blood. [00:02:39] You got a smoker's lung on your hand. [00:02:42] It's mad, you know. [00:02:46] Put it in your pocket notes. [00:02:48] White dress show in England. [00:02:50] Dude, your hand looks like that show. [00:02:54] Let's go. [00:02:58] How did that go? [00:02:59] You texted me last night. [00:03:00] I didn't have any time. [00:03:01] I know. [00:03:01] Apparently he's just sick of your hand. [00:03:04] I'm coming right off. [00:03:08] His fucking hands have been forged in the fucking. [00:03:12] What's your new workout? [00:03:13] I'm shouting out. [00:03:13] What's your new workout? [00:03:16] You know how like fat chicks have like a new diet every three months if they try? [00:03:19] That's Marco with workouts, right? [00:03:21] Like every month or two, I'll see him. [00:03:23] And first we'll be like, oh, yeah, you know, I'm on a, I'm definitely on a keto cleanse, but I'm doing this P90X. [00:03:29] And then you went to yoga for a while. [00:03:31] Then it was just stretching. [00:03:32] Then you told me you bought sets of cones and you were doing getting older, man. [00:03:41] That shit killed me, bro. [00:03:43] Just imagine it. [00:03:44] Imagine if Marco and his family are my Instagram algorithm. [00:03:47] I can see all these guys and then fucking, I'm like, oh, shit, I got to get out there. [00:03:52] But just don't tell me he's never dunked before. [00:03:54] He dunked when he was 38. [00:03:59] That's how you get doing some workout again. [00:04:01] Oh, you can play ball like you used to? [00:04:03] Yeah. [00:04:03] No, my knee's bulletproof. [00:04:05] Bro, I just imagine you in your fancy building, right? [00:04:08] Coming down the elevator with someone else who's like going to do their job that day. [00:04:11] And you just have like 10 cone stacks in your hand. [00:04:14] Medicine balls. [00:04:16] I got the ladder. [00:04:17] The rope ladder. [00:04:18] No, you don't. [00:04:19] The in and out. [00:04:20] I got the parachute that you run with. [00:04:25] Doesn't care. [00:04:27] Oh, my God. [00:04:28] And you got to do it outside. [00:04:29] So, like, all these people. [00:04:30] Yeah, you're not going to parachute in the middle of the end. [00:04:32] Dude, we got to shoot that. [00:04:34] Fun fitness with the parachute and just people running. [00:04:36] I'm ready to go, man. [00:04:37] I'll fucking eat scrap metal and shit out of Tesla right now. [00:04:41] Okay. [00:04:42] All right. [00:04:42] So go. [00:04:44] UK. [00:04:44] Love Island, UK. [00:04:45] Yeah. [00:04:45] So they pair up, they couple up, and then they have like, they slowly get rid of people. [00:04:50] And so you have to make like a, you know, genuine connection. [00:04:52] But who drama ensues? [00:04:54] We, we watch it. [00:04:55] Yeah. [00:04:55] It's just a little bit. [00:04:56] I mean, yeah, that's just a votes. [00:04:58] But like, we vote them off or they vote each other off. [00:05:02] It's voted off. [00:05:04] The people at home. [00:05:05] The audience vote voted off. [00:05:06] So this show is filmed live. [00:05:07] Yeah. [00:05:07] This is the craziest thing I heard about it. [00:05:09] Apparently they're filming the whole week and then they turn the episode around in one day. [00:05:14] Oh, it's happened in real time. [00:05:15] Yeah. [00:05:15] That's crazy. [00:05:16] That's wild. [00:05:16] That's crazy. [00:05:18] I don't even understand how that's possible. [00:05:20] We've been trying to put out this Netflix special for the last fucking three months. [00:05:24] We're still editing it right now. [00:05:26] But they never go anywhere. [00:05:27] That's the magic of it. [00:05:28] They're always in the same fucking situation. [00:05:30] So it's Big Brothered. [00:05:31] It's the same routine. [00:05:32] Yes. [00:05:33] Wow. [00:05:33] Okay. [00:05:34] Are there any people following them with cams or every shot is like on a hidden camera type thing like in Big Brother? [00:05:39] No, they do both. [00:05:40] They mix them both. [00:05:42] They do have some. [00:05:43] People love this fucking show. [00:05:44] I love it. [00:05:45] It is. [00:05:46] People love this show, and I'm just trying to understand what this is. [00:05:48] Honestly, season three had this like romance between Chris and Ken, and that was actually probably the most fulfilling relationship. [00:05:54] A gay relationship? [00:05:54] No, it wasn't gay. [00:05:55] They were just like becoming boys. === Concerns About the Relationship (13:52) === [00:05:56] Oh, okay. [00:05:57] And then what happened? [00:05:58] They were just like hysterical together. [00:06:00] And they were just funny guys. [00:06:01] Yeah, it was just more. [00:06:02] Everyone was more into that relationship than anything that was going on. [00:06:05] And can they win Love Island as a couple? [00:06:07] The whole thing is they go on there and they immediately become influencers. [00:06:11] So like they just want to get on the show. [00:06:13] Yeah. [00:06:14] Do five episodes, get a million fucking followers, and then, you know, push fitness tape or whatever they do. [00:06:21] But that's like their have you tried the fitness. [00:06:26] Oh, I'm so glad you asked that because I didn't even think about it. [00:06:29] Why do you think I was late today? [00:06:31] Just shutting your brains out for the fitness thing. [00:06:33] You just wiped right through the fucking toilet, baby. [00:06:37] That solved my problem. [00:06:38] You know, get out of here. [00:06:40] Yeah. [00:06:40] Well, yeah, Marco had a problem. [00:06:44] Slow digestive system. [00:06:45] Yeah. [00:06:46] Right. [00:06:46] Yeah. [00:06:47] It was a big issue. [00:06:47] It was a big issue. [00:06:48] Family issue. [00:06:49] A lot of pasta in the family. [00:06:50] Yeah, when a guy like you said, the thing with the thing, I assume somebody got killed. [00:06:55] You know what's really interesting? [00:06:56] That's how embarrassing this is for you culturally. [00:07:00] Because you can't eat things that you need to eat. [00:07:02] It's terrible. [00:07:04] But so you're even like, there's a thing with the thing. [00:07:05] Most people just be like, yeah, you know, I get constipated. [00:07:09] I eat bread, I get constipated. [00:07:10] You're like, I think my ass is gay. [00:07:16] My ass is a funny jewel. [00:07:17] I can't put ravioli. [00:07:18] Low-hanging Italian joke. [00:07:23] Okay, but what happens? [00:07:24] So you have this constipation. [00:07:25] You get on the fit T. Every other day. [00:07:27] Uh-huh. [00:07:28] And then just take a drink at a night in the morning, clear it out. [00:07:31] And now you can eat pasta the way you're meant to. [00:07:33] No, I don't do that anymore. [00:07:34] I just, I can't. [00:07:35] I just, it. [00:07:36] I'm saying, yo, I can't eat pasta. [00:07:37] Because the problem is, is then the log jams. [00:07:39] I can't eat white bread, yo. [00:07:40] He still eats pasta three times a week, though. [00:07:42] Not three times. [00:07:42] Like, he just doesn't eat it every day. [00:07:44] Chickpea pasta. [00:07:45] No. [00:07:46] It's delicious. [00:07:47] No. [00:07:48] Cheese up. [00:07:48] Cheese up. [00:07:49] That's too much. [00:07:50] Cheese up. [00:07:51] How do you explain this to your family? [00:07:53] It's delicious. [00:07:53] He doesn't. [00:07:54] It's a thing with the thing. [00:07:55] No, you have to explain this to your family. [00:07:57] How would you explain this to your family that you're eating chickpea pasta and that you can't shit? [00:08:03] Well, they known about that. [00:08:04] And when uh-huh. [00:08:06] It's been like a decade-old issue. [00:08:10] You're 50 years old, Mark. [00:08:12] I'm younger than you. [00:08:14] Are you 50? [00:08:16] I think we're the same age. [00:08:17] 37? [00:08:17] Yeah. [00:08:18] Okay, good. [00:08:18] We're like a month apart. [00:08:19] All right, fair. [00:08:20] Oh, God. [00:08:21] Okay, anyway, so look, I'm glad we got your shit taken care of. [00:08:26] Everything is good. [00:08:27] Haney, you've been losing weight. [00:08:28] Yeah. [00:08:28] Yo, Haney looking thin, bro. [00:08:30] Yeah, you've been losing a lot of weight. [00:08:32] Yeah. [00:08:32] I'm starting to get concerned. [00:08:33] No, there's a new development. [00:08:34] Infidelity. [00:08:35] As of last week, that's the only reason a man. [00:08:39] That's the only reason a man of your age is getting into shape. [00:08:43] It has to be infidelity. [00:08:45] Either you're cheating or you see the divorce coming from her. [00:08:49] Hey, Marco, give me the parachute. [00:08:51] Your boy can't hang her. [00:08:53] She fed up on my shit, man. [00:08:56] When the time comes, I got to be ready to go. [00:08:58] No, no. [00:08:58] You said there's a new development. [00:09:00] Yeah. [00:09:01] A few months ago, I started just changing up the diet, whatever. [00:09:04] Last week, I went to the urologist because my peeing was weird. [00:09:10] What do you mean? [00:09:10] Right? [00:09:11] So it was like, stop and go traffic. [00:09:13] Yeah, like when I'd go to pee. [00:09:14] What the hell happened? [00:09:17] The last five minutes, this podcast turned 60. [00:09:19] I don't understand. [00:09:21] Yo, I thought it was old man shit, like regular stream, and then it would stop. [00:09:28] I gotta eat chickpea pasta. [00:09:29] What is the garden? [00:09:30] What is the shit that goes like that? [00:09:32] What is the plant? [00:09:33] You got a sprinkler. [00:09:34] No, it's one stream, and then I'll stop and be like, I still gotta go. [00:09:37] And then it's just like, boop, streams. [00:09:39] But he was throwing out feelers like, hey, is this? [00:09:42] I was like, yo, this old man. [00:09:43] I was like, hey, guys, are you seeing a similar thing? [00:09:46] Do you wake up 17 times a night? [00:09:48] I was like, nah, man, that's not normal. [00:09:49] Then I witnessed it one day. [00:09:51] Like, he ran into the bushes to pee, and it was like seven minutes. [00:09:56] I was like, yo, man, you're going to get that checked out. [00:09:57] Oh, my God. [00:10:00] Look at that. [00:10:03] So you're just watching him from the back as he's like furiously shaking his desk, trying to get every last drive out. [00:10:12] He was just standing there with his back to me, but I could feel the defeat in him. [00:10:17] And so I knew he had to get that checked out. [00:10:23] Putting out the feelings to your boy is about anything vulnerable. [00:10:26] The land old sucks, man, right? [00:10:27] Peeing for 19 minutes at a time. [00:10:30] And everyone's just like, yo, what the fuck are you talking about? [00:10:32] So what happens? [00:10:33] So you call the urologist. [00:10:34] I go to the urologist where it's like prostate, some shit like that. [00:10:37] It's not. [00:10:38] He's like, yo, you have type 2 diabetes. [00:10:40] No. [00:10:40] Wow. [00:10:42] Amy. [00:10:43] So all these kind of changes I made to my diet are now like for life. [00:10:48] Like now it's like no choice, go time, got to get in ridiculous shape to get my body to process this shit back. [00:10:55] Oh my God. [00:10:56] Yeah. [00:10:57] Really? [00:10:58] Yeah. [00:10:58] Were you scared? [00:11:00] When they told me about the diabetes? [00:11:01] Yeah. [00:11:02] No, because I spent a couple months kind of changing the diet. [00:11:06] Like I was already on that road. [00:11:07] It was on the path. [00:11:08] You knew there was a problem. [00:11:09] I didn't know it was a problem. [00:11:10] I was just like, yo, it's time to drop some weight. [00:11:12] Like you're getting older. [00:11:13] It's time to get your shit. [00:11:15] But you were never crazy fat. [00:11:17] Yo, but like, I think with the quarantine, I was never crazy fat because I always worked out or at the very least played ball once or twice a week. [00:11:25] Right. [00:11:26] But then with the quarantine, it was just like weren't doing shit. [00:11:28] So I spent a couple months like not working out. [00:11:29] Yeah. [00:11:30] And he just felt fucking miserable. [00:11:32] Right. [00:11:32] So like by the end of the summer, I was like, time to get my shit. [00:11:35] I think what's also scary is you don't have to be crazy fat to get type 2 diabetes. [00:11:38] You could just be like, oh, yeah. [00:11:39] I don't even understand that type 2 diabetes. [00:11:41] It's just diet. [00:11:42] It's just too much. [00:11:42] It's genetic. [00:11:43] It's diet. [00:11:44] Yeah, monster. [00:11:44] It's just diabetes. [00:11:45] Yeah, I could reverse it. [00:11:47] Really? [00:11:47] Well, that's like a challenge. [00:11:48] Yes, now it's a challenge. [00:11:49] Now it's like, it's on. [00:11:50] Let's go. [00:11:50] So what'd you cut out? [00:11:51] Sugar. [00:11:52] Game over. [00:11:53] Game over. [00:11:54] Carbs, like bread. [00:11:56] Game over. [00:11:57] Like rice, no rice. [00:11:58] I don't, I haven't eat rice in since I found out. [00:12:01] Wow, yeah. [00:12:02] So now I thought you lost a little more than that, then. [00:12:07] This was last week. [00:12:08] It was last week. [00:12:09] It was last week. [00:12:10] Oh, okay. [00:12:11] Last week. [00:12:11] I thought it was a few months. [00:12:12] No, no. [00:12:13] I was like, really? [00:12:15] I haven't had only lettuce for three months. [00:12:16] I on my own started changing shit a few months ago, but then last week I found this out. [00:12:20] And I'm just like, guys. [00:12:21] What are the chances that your wife got the doctor to lie to you to get your shit right? [00:12:24] Could be. [00:12:24] Do you think she's like localizing diabetes? [00:12:27] Because you're about to get fined. [00:12:28] Like her husband about to become a beast. [00:12:30] I don't think she's happy about it. [00:12:31] She's not that much. [00:12:33] Loves her sweets. [00:12:35] My wife loves. [00:12:36] Yeah, now she gets more of them because you don't eat it with your fucking diabetic ass. [00:12:39] You can't go Havzies anymore. [00:12:41] Yeah. [00:12:41] Wait, what? [00:12:42] You can't go Havzies. [00:12:42] Yeah, now she gets Holseys. [00:12:44] Yeah, but is she cool with Holseys? [00:12:48] Yeah, she's selfish as shit. [00:12:49] You know that. [00:12:50] I didn't want to say it. [00:12:52] I can't call you why you're selfish. [00:12:53] But now that we talk about it, she won't dominate. [00:12:57] Tell the story. [00:12:58] You dominate the dessert course. [00:12:59] Easy. [00:12:59] Easy. [00:12:59] It's like, oh, we're going to chop that up together. [00:13:01] And she's just got the big thing. [00:13:04] Oh, yeah. [00:13:05] I was like, last night, I'm like, yeah, I got to go to Walgreens. [00:13:08] She was like, yo, can you just pick up some cupcakes? [00:13:11] I'm just like, you know, diabetic. [00:13:14] Also at Walgreens? [00:13:16] No, like there was a spy down there. [00:13:17] She knew there was a spy next to it. [00:13:19] But tell the story about like the making the order of the food or whatever. [00:13:22] This shit killed me, bro. [00:13:23] Oh, man. [00:13:25] So my role in the relationship. [00:13:26] Yeah, let me just clarify. [00:13:28] I can tell you how I'm happy about y'all. [00:13:29] No, They have a great relationship. [00:13:31] Oh, I love it. [00:13:32] It's great. [00:13:32] But in this way, specifically, he uses the selfishness to his advantage. [00:13:36] Yeah. [00:13:36] He can do what. [00:13:37] I've never seen someone with a kid and a wife. [00:13:40] They can do whatever they want anytime they want. [00:13:42] It's true. [00:13:42] Anytime they want, whatever they want. [00:13:44] And it's because she's selfish as shit, and I deal with it. [00:13:47] Like, she like the food story. [00:13:51] She said trying to change her selfishness. [00:13:53] He leans into it and then uses herself. [00:13:55] She's like, be you, and I'm a big game. [00:13:57] Me is wanting to go out and hang out with my friends all the time, still immature like that, right? [00:14:01] So you being you is only worrying about yourself. [00:14:04] It's fine. [00:14:05] And I'll deal with that. [00:14:06] It's fine. [00:14:06] Like, tell the example, though. [00:14:08] So like, have you broken it down to her like that? [00:14:11] She knows. [00:14:11] I tell her all the time. [00:14:12] She's. [00:14:12] You're also someone who doesn't need anyone to sort of care about you. [00:14:15] Yeah, I'm good. [00:14:15] Like, I'm independent. [00:14:17] I don't need extra attention. [00:14:18] Like, just let me be. [00:14:19] You know what I mean? [00:14:19] So she, my role in the relationship is make sure my wife gets fucking fed. [00:14:24] Right? [00:14:24] So whether I'm cooking, ordering, whatever, right? [00:14:28] So one night she comes home and I'm just like, yo, I'm going out. [00:14:31] I'm going to play ball. [00:14:33] I didn't order anything. [00:14:35] Right? [00:14:35] I didn't even say I'm going to play ball. [00:14:36] I just said I didn't order anything. [00:14:38] Yeah. [00:14:38] Right. [00:14:38] I'm stepping out. [00:14:40] She just picks up the phone and orders food. [00:14:43] Like, didn't ask. [00:14:44] She didn't ask what I was doing, how long it was going to be out. [00:14:46] Do you want food? [00:14:47] Should I order for you? [00:14:48] She was just like, I got it for myself. [00:14:50] Well, I'm only ordering for myself. [00:14:52] That was it. [00:14:53] No. [00:14:54] So like the food comes, I'm like, she's like, well, I didn't think you'd be. [00:15:01] I was like, you didn't ask any questions. [00:15:03] You didn't say, when are you going? [00:15:04] I just said I'm stepping out at some point. [00:15:06] She's giving you a heads up. [00:15:08] Restaurant asks you at the end of the order. [00:15:10] Is there anything in the house? [00:15:11] Is there anything else you like? [00:15:13] Not even that. [00:15:15] So the one time that you actually have to order food, you order for one. [00:15:20] Tell the ironing story, too. [00:15:21] That's the best. [00:15:22] The steam. [00:15:22] Oh, man. [00:15:22] Yeah. [00:15:23] Early in our relationship. [00:15:24] This is so good. [00:15:25] This is so good. [00:15:27] I get up. [00:15:28] I got to steam her, steam the work clothes before we go to work. [00:15:32] Well, one morning, she like. [00:15:34] I would get up. [00:15:34] I would do mine. [00:15:35] She'd go, she'd take a shower. [00:15:36] I'd steam my clothes. [00:15:37] I'd steam her outfit, right? [00:15:39] Wow. [00:15:40] Thanks for dude. [00:15:42] I've got to do mine. [00:15:43] Hers is right there. [00:15:44] It's an extra 38 seconds, whatever, right? [00:15:46] Facts. [00:15:47] The one morning she woke up. [00:15:49] She had an early meeting. [00:15:52] I wake up. [00:15:54] Her clothes are steamed. [00:15:56] And my shit is still on the fucking floor. [00:16:00] Wait. [00:16:01] Wait. [00:16:02] What? [00:16:05] Oh, my God. [00:16:06] You couldn't just pick mine up and hang it up and just steam it just like I've done for you. [00:16:09] Just. [00:16:10] But it doesn't even like hit her. [00:16:11] So how do you flip that to your advantage? [00:16:13] Anytime he wants to go anywhere. [00:16:14] I literally call him. [00:16:15] You bring up the shit? [00:16:16] She doesn't have to ask permission for anything. [00:16:17] Anything. [00:16:18] Yeah. [00:16:19] She gets to be herself. [00:16:20] Yeah. [00:16:21] And then he gets to be himself. [00:16:23] I don't be a dick about it. [00:16:24] I'm not like, yo, how could you not steam? [00:16:25] I'm just like, that's you. [00:16:27] I just look at her at the point of the thing. [00:16:28] I'm like, really? [00:16:28] And we just kind of chuckle about it. [00:16:30] She accepts what it is. [00:16:32] She appreciates that. [00:16:33] I acknowledge that how she is because she'll admit it herself. [00:16:36] Like, she's. [00:16:38] She's just a mission. [00:16:38] But it's hilarious. [00:16:39] It's actually mad mature of your wife to be like, yeah, I'm selfish. [00:16:43] Care. [00:16:44] She ain't got a baby, but like I can call him at six o'clock, pregnant wife, and I can be like, yo, you do anything for dinner? [00:16:52] And he can be like bringing his wife to like a hospital appointment and he can be like, I'm just leave you here. [00:16:56] You can get home, right? [00:16:57] And then he'll come just get a hamburger with me. [00:16:59] You got to do Uber? [00:17:00] Absolutely. [00:17:02] But isn't that perfect? [00:17:04] But it works. [00:17:04] You get to be you. [00:17:05] Yeah. [00:17:06] And do exactly what you want to do. [00:17:07] She gets to be her and do exactly what she wants to do. [00:17:09] That's exactly. [00:17:10] Yo, I mean, but look, that's part of the reason why she's, my wife's really successful. [00:17:13] It's part of the reason why she's just super driven, focused on whatever she wants to accomplish. [00:17:17] Yeah. [00:17:18] Is that turned into, has that drive turned into like raising the child? [00:17:23] What do you mean? [00:17:23] Is the child? [00:17:24] Yeah, like is the child the extension of her now? [00:17:26] Like, is the selfishness included? [00:17:28] Oh, inseparable. [00:17:29] Yeah. [00:17:29] Right? [00:17:30] Yeah. [00:17:30] So the child, like, her selfishness isn't only about her now. [00:17:33] Now the selfishness is her and the kid. [00:17:35] Yeah, the kid is quite. [00:17:36] And then you outside of that. [00:17:37] But over quarantine when everything shut down and like we're both home, we're both working. [00:17:42] We're both, you know, responsible for the kid because the kid's home, right? [00:17:45] Like that responsibility really fell on me. [00:17:48] Yeah. [00:17:48] Right. [00:17:49] Because she's just like, yo, I got meetings. [00:17:51] So he just called me a f. [00:17:56] That's just what happened, right? [00:17:57] Like, all right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second from this clip because I got to make sure that you don't look like this guy. [00:18:02] Okay. [00:18:02] See how he let his hair go because he didn't get on it early. [00:18:05] Me over here, I felt it going. [00:18:07] And I said, this is not going to happen. [00:18:08] This is not my destiny. [00:18:09] I'm keeping all the hair on my head. [00:18:10] I am keeping it. [00:18:11] And the way I keep it is with keeps. [00:18:13] It's that simple. [00:18:14] Balding has been cured. [00:18:17] Balding has been cured. [00:18:19] Okay. [00:18:20] All you got to do is you go to go to keeps.com/slash flagrant. [00:18:23] Okay. [00:18:24] You sign up. [00:18:24] They got payment plans for $10 a month. [00:18:27] They started $10 a month. [00:18:29] Okay. [00:18:29] All you got to do, you get a month free. [00:18:31] Matter of fact, if you go right now, limited time. [00:18:33] But keeps, I'm telling you, I've been on it for the last decade. [00:18:36] It is keeping my hair. [00:18:37] If you notice that your hair is going a little bit, you get on it immediately. [00:18:41] All right. [00:18:41] If you notice that you've already started balding, but you want to get some back, that's what happened for me. [00:18:46] I got some back. [00:18:47] You do not have to be bald. [00:18:48] Balding is a choice. [00:18:49] Go get that keeps. [00:18:50] Do it right now at keeps.com/slash flagrant. [00:18:53] Now let's get back to the clip. [00:18:55] If you just go, yo, I got meetings. [00:18:58] Here's how it would go. [00:18:58] The night before, the morning after you're just like, all right, yo, I got like an eight to ten, ten, thirty to one, one to two. [00:19:04] It's never, what's your schedule? [00:19:09] It's, this is when I'm available. [00:19:12] Figure it out. [00:19:13] Okay. [00:19:13] Make sure she's fed. [00:19:14] Like, you know, and then like, oh, fuck. [00:19:16] And then how do you handle that? [00:19:17] What do you say? [00:19:18] You just put up with it. [00:19:19] You're like, that's what it is? [00:19:21] Kind of, yeah. [00:19:22] Yeah. [00:19:23] Right? [00:19:23] It's kind of you're just like, I'm just like, I'll fucking figure it out. [00:19:25] This is fucking like, I like, those are the, this was the first time I actually got annoyed, mad at like the actual like selfishness. [00:19:32] You're just like, yo, this is fucked up. [00:19:34] No, because you can't get your rocks off because I'm getting no benefit. [00:19:40] I can't be like, yo, I watched this kid all day and worked and like looked out for you. [00:19:44] I'm going to hang out. [00:19:45] Can't go nowhere. [00:19:46] So now I got to be like, oh, we're doing this. [00:19:48] All right. === Who Gets to Choose What We Watch (01:20) === [00:19:49] So what do you want to watch on this? [00:19:53] Wait, wait, do you get the say in what you watch? [00:19:56] Yeah. [00:19:57] Okay. [00:19:57] Like, I won't watch if she's like, I want to watch your show. [00:19:59] If I don't want to watch it, I won't watch it. [00:20:00] I fucked that up in my relationship, bro. [00:20:02] Something was happening in the beginning where, like, I think my girl, I think she just really wanted things to work out with us in the beginning. [00:20:10] And then she would just be down to watch whatever I wanted. [00:20:13] Yeah. [00:20:13] And I'm a kind of a pleaser in that way. [00:20:15] So, like, I want the person that's watching with me to really be into the program as well. [00:20:19] You're an entertainer. [00:20:20] So, if they're not entertained, it's like, no, well, fuck it. [00:20:22] It's not interesting. [00:20:23] It's boring, right? [00:20:24] And I don't know what happened, but something flipped where I think my girl realized that, like, I want her to be happy too when we watch it. [00:20:30] And it's ruined now, bro. [00:20:32] Like, every time we go to Netflix, my first suggestion, it don't matter what it is. [00:20:36] We didn't want to watch The Bachelor, guys. [00:20:38] We didn't want to like The Bachelor, bro. [00:20:40] We hit it up like it. [00:20:41] British Bake Officer. [00:20:43] It's all about British Bakoff. [00:20:44] I have not seen that one. [00:20:44] You got to get into British Bake Off. [00:20:46] We watched, what's it called the other night? [00:20:47] And I got a little, here's a little hot take: Macaulay Culkin, trash in Home Alone. [00:20:54] All right, guys, you just listened to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:20:58] If you want to continue to listen to that episode, subscribe, join the asshole army Patreon. [00:21:03] Keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us. [00:21:04] You can do that at patreon.com/slash flagrant to Indulge.