Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Jake Paul Calls McGregor's Wife a 4
Aired: 2020-12-15
Duration: 01:38:26


=== Floyd vs Connor Boxing (14:29) ===

[00:00:05]  What's up everybody?
[00:00:06]  Welcome to Flagrant 2.
[00:00:08]  It's your boy Sheltie, Akash singing the building, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon.
[00:00:12]  We even got the Truffle himself, Dove Maman.
[00:00:16]  Let's begin.
[00:00:17]  Right before we started this episode, I saw Jake Paul post something on Instagram.
[00:00:25]  He was speaking to Connor McGregor.
[00:00:28]  And Connor McGregor is a little disrespectful.
[00:00:32]  Like, he's disrespectful with fighters.
[00:00:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:00:35]  That's his thing.
[00:00:36]  That is his thing, I guess.
[00:00:37]  He has a new suit, right?
[00:00:37]  Didn't he have a suit that said, fuck you?
[00:00:39]  That's right.
[00:00:39]  In the pinstripes that said, fuck you.
[00:00:41]  And Jake Paul has this, this, this.
[00:00:54]  Wow.
[00:00:54]  One team sent you a $50 million offense.
[00:00:57]  Whoa.
[00:00:57]  $50 million cash.
[00:01:00]  Bro.
[00:01:00]  Whoa.
[00:01:02]  Saying his wife is a four.
[00:01:05]  Whoa.
[00:01:06]  That's wild, bro.
[00:01:08]  That's OD.
[00:01:08]  He crossed the line with that one.
[00:01:10]  That's wild.
[00:01:11]  All right, here's why it's wild.
[00:01:14]  Jake.
[00:01:15]  You say why it's wild, then I'll say why it's not wild.
[00:01:17]  Go ahead.
[00:01:18]  Okay.
[00:01:18]  So Jake has probably Jake could probably beat up most people, right?
[00:01:26]  And especially now after the Nate Robinson fight, it's been obvious.
[00:01:30]  Most people are like, all right, that guy could probably beat me up if we were to fight.
[00:01:33]  Right.
[00:01:35]  But he can't beat up Connor.
[00:01:38]  He might be able to outbox Connor, but he's not going to be able to beat up Connor.
[00:01:43]  Connor would fuck his ass up in a regular fight.
[00:01:46]  This is a boxing match, right?
[00:01:48]  Or you have to?
[00:01:48]  Yeah, he's asking him to.
[00:01:49]  But I'm saying in the street.
[00:01:51]  Like in the street after what he did to Nate Robinson, most dudes are not checking Jake Paul.
[00:01:55]  The average person is like, I don't want that smoke.
[00:01:58]  That's too much.
[00:01:58]  I've seen him sleep a dude.
[00:02:00]  I don't want that.
[00:02:01]  Connor will fuck him up in real life.
[00:02:04]  You call someone's wife a four?
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:07]  The mother of your kids still with her?
[00:02:11]  Yo.
[00:02:12]  You got to fuck him up.
[00:02:14]  You have to.
[00:02:14]  You have to fuck somebody up.
[00:02:16]  That's wild, dog.
[00:02:18]  And he's offering you $50 million to fuck him up?
[00:02:22]  Yeah.
[00:02:22]  He's saying, fuck me up, and you get paid $50 million that you get to avenge the disrespect that was done to your wife and the mother of your kids, and you get 50 mil?
[00:02:32]  Yeah.
[00:02:33]  You want to get permanent damage when you fight Dustin Poirier?
[00:02:38]  Like, you can get permanent damage in it.
[00:02:40]  So that's a bad motherfucker, Dustin Poirier.
[00:02:42]  For way less money or $50 million.
[00:02:48]  To beat up some snot-nosed fuck from the Disney channel.
[00:02:51]  Come on.
[00:02:52]  It's this a no-brainer, bro.
[00:02:54]  He got to take it.
[00:02:54]  Is the offer for real, for real?
[00:02:56]  Yeah.
[00:02:57]  And he put in the thing, the contract, and I guess like proof of funds or some shit.
[00:03:01]  I don't know.
[00:03:01]  He hits like a swipe over.
[00:03:02]  First of all, well done, Jake.
[00:03:04]  Brilliant move.
[00:03:06]  Brilliant move.
[00:03:07]  Son.
[00:03:07]  I don't know if that.
[00:03:09]  Yo.
[00:03:10]  Bill Gates, your wife's a bitch.
[00:03:16]  Real talk, 300 mil.
[00:03:17]  Real talk.
[00:03:18]  Here's the thing with Bill Gates, though.
[00:03:19]  Bill Gates' reputation is not based on fucking people up.
[00:03:23]  Yeah.
[00:03:25]  It's not even close to based on.
[00:03:26]  You could say that and he could say 100%.
[00:03:30]  100%.
[00:03:31]  But Connor does it for a living.
[00:03:33]  Why would you not take that fight if you're Connor?
[00:03:36]  Yeah, I think Connor would outbox Jake, too.
[00:03:38]  That's the thing.
[00:03:38]  I think he's...
[00:03:39]  He's got a boxing background, right?
[00:03:41]  It's, I believe, karate and kickboxing.
[00:03:43]  Oh, okay.
[00:03:44]  Fair.
[00:03:44]  But still, I do remember you saying when he boxed Floyd, his head movement was like spectacular.
[00:03:49]  His head movement was elite.
[00:03:51]  He is a quality fighter.
[00:03:54]  He's much shorter than Jake and weighs much less than Jake.
[00:03:59]  But at the same time, we're talking about like a professional fighter.
[00:04:01]  Like, Jake just started fighting.
[00:04:03]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  I don't know, man.
[00:04:06]  Like, I just can't believe it.
[00:04:08]  That's a wild thing to say, bro.
[00:04:10]  Can I tell you why it's not that wild?
[00:04:11]  Okay, now you can tell me why it's not.
[00:04:13]  Do you remember what Connor said about Khabib's wife?
[00:04:15]  Yeah.
[00:04:16]  Do you remember the exact words?
[00:04:17]  He said he was showing a picture of Khabib's wife, and she was completely covered for their wedding.
[00:04:22]  And he goes, Your wife's a towel, mate.
[00:04:24]  And then he said, She's not a towel, which was a great line because we all felt that way in the moment.
[00:04:29]  I don't think that that is close to as disrespectful.
[00:04:32]  Like, if you called my wife a towel because she was dressed like a towel, I wouldn't feel as disrespected because you underneath the towel, she's a beautiful woman that you love more than anything.
[00:04:42]  If anything, that's disrespect to your religion.
[00:04:44]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:04:46]  Yeah.
[00:04:46]  And God's going to handle that.
[00:04:47]  Now you're cross-pollinating my God and my wife.
[00:04:50]  You're going to get fucked up.
[00:04:51]  But here's the thing.
[00:04:51]  You're not disrespecting a wife.
[00:04:53]  You're disrespecting God, what God told your wife to wear.
[00:04:56]  Yeah.
[00:04:57]  God going to handle that.
[00:04:59]  God also made Connor's wife, right?
[00:05:04]  So, you know, looking according to how Jake says, that's also on God.
[00:05:10]  That's crazy disrespectful.
[00:05:12]  God got your back about the towel comment.
[00:05:14]  Connor tries to go to heaven.
[00:05:15]  And if Muslims are right, God is going to be like, what was that towel shit handled?
[00:05:20]  Yeah.
[00:05:20]  Okay.
[00:05:20]  Fair enough.
[00:05:21]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:21]  Fair enough.
[00:05:22]  You're soaking wet now, motherfucker.
[00:05:24]  You're going to be a towel in hell.
[00:05:26]  You sweating your ass off, right?
[00:05:28]  You know what's crazy about these challenges now is that.
[00:05:30]  You said you could talk.
[00:05:31]  Give the truck full his take.
[00:05:33]  So this is my take.
[00:05:34]  So with UFC fighters and boxers, they always have like promoters that get to like, you know, you make a challenge, but the promoter creates the fight.
[00:05:42]  But because the Paul brothers, Jake and Logan, come from the digital world, they know the numbers that they can get.
[00:05:49]  So they can make these challenges and say, I'm challenging you plus $50 million guaranteed on the table proof of funds like he's doing.
[00:05:56]  And he knows that he can get that money raised because of the world that they live in.
[00:06:00]  That's a cool extra little skill you get.
[00:06:02]  It's going to completely change.
[00:06:03]  What's interesting is it's going to change fight sports, but the genius of Dana White is that he kind of and it's kind of, I guess, what's fucked up, but it's also the genius.
[00:06:13]  Like he has all these guys under contract and they will have to fight for that contracted amount.
[00:06:17]  And it works because he fights them a lot.
[00:06:20]  So they get to fight way more than the average person would, but he can control that gait way better than the average promoter can.
[00:06:28]  You know, like the promoters for boxing no longer have control of their fighters.
[00:06:31]  I think Canelo actually broke his contract.
[00:06:33]  You remember he signed that crazy contract?
[00:06:35]  And I think he recently just got out of it.
[00:06:37]  Oh, shit.
[00:06:38]  I think.
[00:06:38]  Don't quote me.
[00:06:39]  I just can't believe that.
[00:06:40]  That's why.
[00:06:41]  You got to see that, man.
[00:06:42]  Yo.
[00:06:43]  Like, you got to see it.
[00:06:45]  Bruh, you got to call your wife a four.
[00:06:50]  Do we know with MMA fighters, it's the same as like with boxers?
[00:06:53]  Like they get enforced.
[00:06:54]  No, no.
[00:06:56]  Like their hands are considered weapons.
[00:06:59]  So if a boxer hits a regular civilian, that's like a felony of some sort.
[00:07:03]  That's interesting.
[00:07:04]  I wonder if that is the case.
[00:07:05]  Because Connor should just see him on the street for that.
[00:07:08]  Yeah.
[00:07:09]  Connor.
[00:07:11]  So that's actually more honorable.
[00:07:15]  It's not.
[00:07:16]  It is.
[00:07:17]  Making 50 mil, defending your wife.
[00:07:20]  That shit is honorable.
[00:07:21]  What if Connor comes back and just says, yo, let's go in the Octagon?
[00:07:24]  Connor got to fuck his girl.
[00:07:27]  Connor got to fuck Jake Paul's girl.
[00:07:29]  Jake Paul is the girl.
[00:07:30]  That's how you honor your wife.
[00:07:33]  And then his wife, his wife, taking a video of it, like, world storm.
[00:07:37]  Rock it out.
[00:07:38]  Nah, nah.
[00:07:39]  I mean, Connor could say come in the ring, but then Connor looks pussy.
[00:07:42]  He looks pussy.
[00:07:43]  Like, I think Connor looks pussy because the idea is that Jake Paul isn't an actual person in fight sports.
[00:07:50]  He's not an actual professional fighter.
[00:07:51]  And Connor is.
[00:07:52]  Connor was so cocky about his boxing, he boxed the greatest boxer ever.
[00:07:56]  Yeah.
[00:07:57]  Now, this Disney star is saying, I will fuck you up in the boxing ring.
[00:08:02]  And if you're not for $50 million, guaranteed.
[00:08:07]  And if you're not willing to take that $50 million, you're crazy.
[00:08:10]  Yeah, his fight purse for Floyd was 30.
[00:08:13]  Or that was the guarantee he was 30.
[00:08:15]  I guarantee I handed out a pay-per-view.
[00:08:17]  He walked away with $130 million.
[00:08:19]  Some people say.
[00:08:19]  The guarantee it was $30.
[00:08:21]  Yeah.
[00:08:21]  I'm just saying.
[00:08:22]  They all knew they were going to make $100 off that.
[00:08:25]  But I'm just saying, how do you not take that?
[00:08:27]  Now, if I'm Connor, how I play it is this.
[00:08:30]  I go, I ignore and let him build the fight.
[00:08:33]  Keep getting more disrespectful.
[00:08:35]  Keep getting more wild.
[00:08:35]  The same way Floyd did to Connor.
[00:08:37]  Connor been calling out Floyd forever.
[00:08:39]  Floyd never said nothing until he got to a fever pitch.
[00:08:42]  And then it was like, all right, let's go, boy.
[00:08:43]  No, I'll whoop your ass.
[00:08:45]  I'm not going to whoop your ass for no money.
[00:08:46]  Let you build this fight.
[00:08:47]  I would honestly let him fight one more time, get another impressive knockout.
[00:08:52]  I think he needs one more.
[00:08:53]  If he fights again and it's a reasonably famous person and he sleeps him like he slept Nate Robb, who gonna fight him again?
[00:09:01]  Imagine he fought Antonio Brown and he slept him.
[00:09:04]  Imagine he fights T.O. and he slept him.
[00:09:07]  Imagine he fights Rob Grunkowski and he sleeps him.
[00:09:10]  I'm not saying that's necessarily going to happen, but imagine if that did happen.
[00:09:14]  Yeah.
[00:09:15]  Yeah.
[00:09:15]  Inexcusable.
[00:09:16]  You got to do something.
[00:09:17]  First of all, his stock.
[00:09:20]  Yeah.
[00:09:20]  Through the roof.
[00:09:20]  Through the roof.
[00:09:21]  Yeah.
[00:09:21]  And Connor got to see that man.
[00:09:24]  Just knocking out NFL players, calling people's wives a four.
[00:09:27]  What is he thinking when he's doing this?
[00:09:28]  Is he thinking this is a payday?
[00:09:30]  Because you could fight other people, Jake.
[00:09:34]  Nah, he wants to be.
[00:09:35]  Super smart of him.
[00:09:36]  Yeah, they want some more.
[00:09:37]  It's like you say something that now Connor's going to look pussy if you don't take the fight.
[00:09:42]  It's like, that's the smartest fight.
[00:09:44]  Is it because that's the biggest payday is Connor?
[00:09:46]  I'm saying, why Connor?
[00:09:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:47]  Connor's the biggest payday.
[00:09:48]  Biggest payday in sports.
[00:09:49]  There's no boxer.
[00:09:50]  First of all, he can't fight a real boxer because real boxers are going to bust his ass.
[00:09:53]  And real boxers don't have personalities now that Floyd is gone.
[00:09:56]  Yeah.
[00:09:56]  Yeah, they're struggling big time.
[00:09:58]  But so it's like, there's nobody he can fight as a boxer.
[00:10:01]  Right.
[00:10:02]  And MMA fighters are superstars right now.
[00:10:05]  I mean, the biggest ones.
[00:10:06]  And Connor is a fucking superstar.
[00:10:08]  Yeah.
[00:10:09]  I think Connor's still the biggest gate.
[00:10:11]  Yeah.
[00:10:11]  You know?
[00:10:12]  All right.
[00:10:12]  Fair enough.
[00:10:13]  That's the move then.
[00:10:14]  I think Stylebender would bring in more.
[00:10:16]  Stylebender would demoralize Jake Paul.
[00:10:21]  No, I know that.
[00:10:21]  I just mean like it would be a more exciting card to see.
[00:10:26]  Because then you can bring the race aspect into it.
[00:10:29]  The pre-fight hype would be fun.
[00:10:30]  Pre-fight hype would be fun.
[00:10:31]  It's going to be tricked to do the race thing with Jake because like he's so influenced by black culture.
[00:10:36]  Yeah.
[00:10:37]  Like Logan looks more like traditional white boy.
[00:10:40]  Yeah.
[00:10:41]  But like Jake is trying to rap.
[00:10:43]  You know what I mean?
[00:10:43]  I think he probably got a grill on in some of his pictures.
[00:10:46]  Like he clearly is like not against black people in any way.
[00:10:50]  Besides when he's fucking sleeping them.
[00:10:54]  Jesus.
[00:10:55]  I'm just, I'm just like, I couldn't believe that watching.
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[00:12:20]  I'm looking at the notes that you guys have up here.
[00:12:23]  And the first two notes are absolutely insane.
[00:12:26]  And I don't even know if I want to talk about them.
[00:12:29]  Is this verified?
[00:12:30]  Like, or are we about to...
[00:12:31]  This is real.
[00:12:32]  Yeah.
[00:12:32]  Oh, this is a real allegation.
[00:12:33]  I've never seen it.
[00:12:34]  I'm talking about Twitter.
[00:12:34]  This just came about this weekend.
[00:12:36]  We're talking about an artist named FKA Twiggs, whose stuff I've never heard, to be honest with you, but British, right?
[00:12:44]  You know her from that Apple commercial where like the walls move?
[00:12:48]  No, I don't.
[00:12:49]  I don't know her.
[00:12:49]  I don't know.
[00:12:50]  He just said Apple commercial.
[00:12:52]  It was a popular commercial.
[00:12:54]  Anyway, she accused our boy, SLB, Shia Labouf, as Andy calls him.
[00:12:59]  You mean not our boy?
[00:13:01]  He was my boy back in the day.
[00:13:02]  Back in the day, now he's out here miling out.
[00:13:05]  Sam Wiki, my fucking Transformers, yo.
[00:13:08]  He killed that Transformer shit.
[00:13:09]  Back in the day, yeah.
[00:13:10]  Back in the day, he's been a wild guy, yo.
[00:13:13]  Put some respect on my man, bro.
[00:13:15]  So what happened?
[00:13:16]  What happened?
[00:13:16]  Shalabuf was out there just fucking.
[00:13:19]  She said he was abusive toward her.
[00:13:21]  I think there was something.
[00:13:23]  What type of abuse here?
[00:13:24]  Because...
[00:13:24]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:26]  No, this is important because now there's different types of abuse.
[00:13:29]  You can be emotionally a boof.
[00:13:31]  There's different types of a booth.
[00:13:33]  There's different types of abuses.
[00:13:33]  That's the only one he does it.
[00:13:34]  Shia Abu.
[00:13:36]  Is it a boof of release?
[00:13:38]  No, I'll be like, is it emotional abuse?
[00:13:40]  Let's talk about emotional, but what's emotional abuse?
[00:13:42]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:43]  When your girl's upset that you're never home all the time, is that emotional abuse to me?
[00:13:47]  Am I emotionally abused?
[00:13:48]  Is it like when you're working on a Netflix special and you got to be gone a lot?
[00:13:51]  Is that what it is?
[00:13:52]  Oh, also, shout outs to that.
[00:13:53]  Make sure y'all watch that on Thursday and add it to your watch list if you haven't heard just yet.
[00:13:58]  If you're a brand new listener to the Flagrant Suit podcast, make sure you do that so we can break some goddamn records.
[00:14:04]  Out this bitch.
[00:14:05]  Out this bitch.
[00:14:06]  Now, back to this Shia.
[00:14:07]  Speaking of bitches, men who hit women.
[00:14:09]  Yeah, good save.
[00:14:12]  I'm doing it.
[00:14:12]  Yeah, bro.
[00:14:13]  You really say.
[00:14:16]  So apparently he was abusive.
[00:14:18]  We got it.
[00:14:19]  Physically abusive on it.
[00:14:20]  Physically abusive.
[00:14:21]  No, they accused of all three.
[00:14:23]  So it was...
[00:14:24]  Well, shit.
[00:14:25]  Yeah, you're going to do the other ones.
[00:14:27]  You don't start it physical.
[00:14:29]  You don't go, no, honestly, emotionally it was great, but fucking give me a people's elbow every Thursday.

=== Johnny Tsunami Motel Drama (15:17) ===

[00:14:35]  That's not how it works.
[00:14:36]  I'm just saying, what is, I need to know exactly what's going on here.
[00:14:40]  Because it's not only FKA Twigs.
[00:14:42]  Now they're saying Sia.
[00:14:43]  Yeah, but Sia just jumped on it and she only claims emotional abuse.
[00:14:49]  Now you're going to claim that after he made that video pop.
[00:14:54]  He made a video.
[00:14:54]  Remember when he made that music video pop?
[00:14:56]  Six years ago?
[00:14:58]  I'm just saying.
[00:14:58]  Now he's not making the music videos pop all of a sudden.
[00:15:02]  It's emotional abuse, right?
[00:15:04]  Come on, yo.
[00:15:05]  Oh, don't tell me that's why Sia always covering her face.
[00:15:09]  No.
[00:15:11]  That's crazy.
[00:15:12]  Oh my God, the Transformer.
[00:15:15]  Yo, they got Shia LaBeouf out of here transforming him, bro.
[00:15:19]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:20]  No.
[00:15:20]  Ain't it crazy, Shia LaBuff.
[00:15:22]  And then Chris Brown had a song called What?
[00:15:24]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:25]  I used to do a joke about that.
[00:15:26]  Yo, yo, Transformers is, that's the fucking Kardashian curse right there.
[00:15:30]  If you anything with Transformers, that's a problem.
[00:15:32]  Damn, son.
[00:15:33]  So really, so singer Sia reveals that she was in an abusive relationship with Shia Labouf after FKA Twiggs came out and said the same thing.
[00:15:44]  The Twiggs one.
[00:15:45]  I read this in the Netherlands.
[00:15:47]  It was like in a car.
[00:15:48]  He like physically abused her in a car.
[00:15:51]  Did you look this up at all, Dev?
[00:15:52]  Because you're looking like you're searching your memory banks, and I would actually rather you just look at the video.
[00:15:57]  Let's see what that part.
[00:15:58]  Well, there was one scene where, like, he, he, you know, he is very much like a method actor, and she said that he said, you LA fuck.
[00:16:06]  Yeah, there was this one abuse scene.
[00:16:08]  There's one abuse scene where he gets in the character and said he's never killed something.
[00:16:12]  So he likes to start shooting at stray dogs on the road with her in the car.
[00:16:17]  That frightened.
[00:16:18]  Yeah, something like that.
[00:16:19]  No one wants to see any dogs get killed.
[00:16:21]  That's what's actual real dogs, though.
[00:16:22]  Yeah, yeah, dog.
[00:16:24]  There weren't fucking robots.
[00:16:26]  Fucking animal.
[00:16:28]  That's why this guy's a fucking animal, bro.
[00:16:31]  Yo.
[00:16:32]  Who shoots an innocent dog?
[00:16:34]  I don't get it.
[00:16:36]  Yo, fuck Shia La Bouf.
[00:16:38]  Yo, fuck Shia La Boof, bro.
[00:16:40]  Honestly, Mark Wahlberg was way better in Transformers.
[00:16:43]  Dude, that's true.
[00:16:44]  I was so happy not to see La Boof in the Transformers.
[00:16:48]  I can't believe it, dude.
[00:16:49]  This is disgusting.
[00:16:50]  Any others?
[00:16:52]  Shooting at stray dogs is crazy.
[00:16:55]  Yeah, this guy's really going through it.
[00:16:56]  How do you know they're strays?
[00:16:58]  Yeah, they could have been someone's dog.
[00:16:59]  That's one of the way dogs, right?
[00:17:01]  You can't shoot at stray humans.
[00:17:02]  We should call homeless people that.
[00:17:08]  Should we call homeless people strays?
[00:17:10]  Yeah, that's just Pharaoh Steve.
[00:17:12]  That's all that is.
[00:17:13]  You know, Pharaoh Steve.
[00:17:16]  He's a rescue.
[00:17:17]  That's all.
[00:17:17]  Bro, but they're not rescued.
[00:17:20]  Oops.
[00:17:22]  Anyway, what else we got going on?
[00:17:24]  That's just that was just too crazy.
[00:17:25]  I don't know the whole details.
[00:17:27]  Obviously, you got to hear both sides.
[00:17:28]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:29]  We need to hear what Shia got to say about all this, but that motherfucker is a wild ass boy, bro.
[00:17:34]  That's crazy, dog.
[00:17:36]  That's you know what the problem with being crazy is like leaning into the crazy guy?
[00:17:39]  Because I don't think he was this early in his career.
[00:17:41]  He was doing Disney movies.
[00:17:42]  He was Eva Stevens, bro.
[00:17:44]  Literally, like is that a movie he was in?
[00:17:46]  That was the Disney movie show.
[00:17:47]  He was on even as a kid.
[00:17:49]  He was like a normal kid, right?
[00:17:51]  The problem with leaning into Crazy Guy is the good thing is you can do anything and people go, oh, he's an artist.
[00:17:57]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:58]  Like Johnny Depp can just be a fucking weirdo.
[00:18:00]  And people are like, oh, no, it's so Johnny Depp.
[00:18:02]  And I think oftentimes people who have like a lot of social anxiety lean into this I'm a weirdo character because it allows him to get away with all these socially awkward moments, right?
[00:18:10]  Yeah.
[00:18:10]  The problem with leaning into weirdo guy is when you get accused of some wild shit, mad believable.
[00:18:18]  Everybody believes no question.
[00:18:21]  He also came out with a movie like about his childhood where he played his own dad.
[00:18:26]  Honey Badgers.
[00:18:27]  Honey boy.
[00:18:28]  Honey bun.
[00:18:28]  Honey boy.
[00:18:29]  Honeyboy.
[00:18:30]  Honeyboy.
[00:18:31]  And his dad was like also really abusive, like took all of his money, kept him in like a fucking motel while he's filming a Disney show.
[00:18:39]  Like he went through a shitty childhood.
[00:18:41]  And then the whole point of the movie is like he's therapy in his way out of it.
[00:18:47]  And then you see these interviews and you're like, oh man, this guy really grew up.
[00:18:50]  And then you read this article and it's like, yo, this guy's been crazier than ever.
[00:18:53]  I don't hate this.
[00:18:54]  You roll your eyes, but I will say, I think on the average, a Disney Channel kid has a worse life than like an average American kid.
[00:19:01]  No.
[00:19:02]  No way.
[00:19:03]  No.
[00:19:03]  Why?
[00:19:04]  First of all, if you're on TV and you're a kid, you never experience like being uncomfortable with girls.
[00:19:10]  If you were a famous kid, you never go through, do girls like me?
[00:19:14]  Do they not?
[00:19:15]  Like, you're going to be popular with chicks the second that show comes out through your 20s.
[00:19:21]  I remember when I was in college, there was a motherfucker.
[00:19:23]  What was that kid's name?
[00:19:24]  Johnny Tsunami.
[00:19:25]  Johnny Tsunami.
[00:19:26]  Yellow Dakota was Johnny Tsunami.
[00:19:29]  Bitches was talking about Johnny Tsunami.
[00:19:33]  Did you meet Johnny?
[00:19:34]  Tsunami, bro.
[00:19:35]  These bitches were talking about Johnny.
[00:19:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:37]  I saw Johnny Tsunami at the frat party last night.
[00:19:40]  Johnny Tsunami was there.
[00:19:41]  Johnny Tsunami.
[00:19:43]  Johnny Tsunami.
[00:19:45]  He was hating.
[00:19:46]  Bro, I was not hating.
[00:19:47]  I'm just saying.
[00:19:48]  Hey, Johnny Tsunami.
[00:19:51]  To talk about Johnny Tsunami this, Johnny Tsunami that.
[00:19:54]  What about Andrew Monsoon?
[00:19:55]  What happened?
[00:19:57]  Come on.
[00:19:59]  You really surfed, dude.
[00:20:00]  That must have pissed you off.
[00:20:01]  Yeah, motherfucker is a fake surfer.
[00:20:02]  He's looking.
[00:20:05]  How'd he get the name, though?
[00:20:06]  Say what?
[00:20:07]  How'd he get the name?
[00:20:08]  Because he had bitches on that whack.
[00:20:10]  No, the movie that he did for Disney Channel was called Johnny Tsunami.
[00:20:14]  His name is Brandon, I think.
[00:20:15]  But he just.
[00:20:16]  Bro, I don't know, but these girls was going for it.
[00:20:19]  You can't really tell Andrew's priorities in life because I was like, yo, these digits.
[00:20:22]  Yeah, I was thinking about it.
[00:20:23]  They lose their money.
[00:20:23]  They get sexually abused.
[00:20:24]  And he's like, yeah, but they fucked.
[00:20:26]  Yeah, he was speeches, yo.
[00:20:28]  So Aka's whole personality is built off not getting that pussy in high school.
[00:20:32]  You don't think that he would have been way better, Kai?
[00:20:35]  If he was on the Johnny Mudsline, I'm just saying, like, people underestimate.
[00:20:46]  One, you don't have any financial problems with your family.
[00:20:49]  His dad took all his money.
[00:20:51]  That's your dad.
[00:20:51]  Blew that shit on blew that shit on alcohol and drugs or whatever.
[00:20:56]  We don't know what he blew it on, bro.
[00:20:58]  We don't know that.
[00:20:59]  He didn't blow enough of it where you were homeless.
[00:21:01]  You had a home.
[00:21:02]  He had a motel.
[00:21:03]  Yeah.
[00:21:04]  It was a roof.
[00:21:05]  Yeah, you weren't stray.
[00:21:06]  You weren't stray, bro.
[00:21:07]  And also, Motel, you're an actor.
[00:21:09]  You're staying in hotels all the time.
[00:21:10]  Cry, baby.
[00:21:11]  I wish you could show people the apartment where you grew up.
[00:21:14]  My shit was.
[00:21:15]  I mean, it's fucking crazy.
[00:21:17]  If I told you who lived in that building, you'd be like, get the fuck out of here.
[00:21:20]  Oh, yo, but also, they lived there after your boy.
[00:21:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:21:23]  Like, we were there first.
[00:21:25]  There was a basketball court in the middle of the place.
[00:21:28]  Yep, we had a basketball court.
[00:21:29]  But say where it was, but say, like, what the story of this place was.
[00:21:34]  This was my parents.
[00:21:37]  He doesn't even move, bro.
[00:21:39]  Mob him up.
[00:21:39]  I thought the video paused for me, bro.
[00:21:43]  What does that make, yo?
[00:21:45]  Yo, say what it was.
[00:21:46]  It was my parents' old business that made so much money they moved to a better location.
[00:21:51]  And then instead of selling this, we were like, let's just live in it.
[00:21:54]  Exactly.
[00:21:54]  Tell your parents to work harder.
[00:21:56]  You know what I mean?
[00:21:56]  Like, what do you want from me?
[00:21:57]  Like, my parents care about me and they want us to have food and a basketball.
[00:22:02]  Better childhood than Shia Labu.
[00:22:04]  I don't know.
[00:22:04]  We don't know that.
[00:22:06]  Some of us was working for pussy at a young age.
[00:22:09]  Okay?
[00:22:10]  They call him the Honey Badger.
[00:22:12]  What is the name of it?
[00:22:13]  Honey Boy.
[00:22:13]  The Honeyboy.
[00:22:14]  Pussy was thinking of him.
[00:22:16]  Honey Badger is so funny.
[00:22:18]  Free safety for the Arizona Cardinals.
[00:22:20]  The free safety, bro.
[00:22:22]  All I'm trying to say is, you know what I mean?
[00:22:26]  I got it.
[00:22:26]  I'm in your apartment, bro.
[00:22:27]  It was so disappointing.
[00:22:29]  He's been his.
[00:22:30]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:31]  This shit is so fired up.
[00:22:32]  Well, I mean, cut it in half, but you could then live in Andrew's post-college apartment and then went to go see.
[00:22:38]  You turn that apartment into three apartments, yo.
[00:22:41]  You have to walk through the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe to go through it.
[00:22:45]  And you have to go through a closet and then you could then end up in his parents' place.
[00:22:49]  And we're like, Andrew, we are 25 years old now.
[00:22:52]  Son, this is what happens when you deserve everything you get.
[00:23:01]  See, here you tell your parents.
[00:23:02]  You had a roof.
[00:23:04]  Bro, my shit was no different than a motel.
[00:23:08]  It was no different than a motel.
[00:23:10]  Okay, it was what it was.
[00:23:12]  My parents worked hard.
[00:23:13]  You know what I mean?
[00:23:14]  They put everything they ever gained in their entire lives into a business selling dance lessons.
[00:23:19]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:23:20]  Salsa swing.
[00:23:21]  No, nobody's disrespecting.
[00:23:23]  Nobody inherited any money.
[00:23:25]  Well, maybe a little for the down payment of the place.
[00:23:30]  But I'm saying it was salsa.
[00:23:32]  It was marenca.
[00:23:33]  It was dango.
[00:23:34]  Hard work, yo.
[00:23:35]  Hard as hard work.
[00:23:36]  I never disrespect your parents, but I'm saying you had a pretty good childhood relative to Shia Labu.
[00:23:41]  Son.
[00:23:41]  Just because you had to work a little bit, you know how you didn't have to work for pussy?
[00:23:44]  Tell a girl your address.
[00:23:46]  There ain't no more working for pussy.
[00:23:48]  Hey, you know what?
[00:23:48]  You cut it right.
[00:23:51]  My address was sick.
[00:23:52]  Yo, you see the artwork.
[00:23:53]  What?
[00:23:53]  You don't take 10 years.
[00:23:54]  How convenient the hotel location was that Shia LaBoof was in.
[00:23:58]  Also, the guy.
[00:23:59]  The hotel.
[00:24:00]  Whatever it was.
[00:24:01]  Holiday Inn.
[00:24:05]  We singing Chingy.
[00:24:06]  What are we doing out here, bro?
[00:24:07]  But point is, you don't know what his life was like.
[00:24:10]  He's just playing victim, bro.
[00:24:12]  Thankfully now, he's just victiming it up.
[00:24:15]  That guy could have way better life than me.
[00:24:16]  The guy's making tons of money making Disney movies all the time.
[00:24:19]  My parents were selling merengues.
[00:24:21]  The only gays you could sell.
[00:24:25]  I'm just saying.
[00:24:27]  Come on, guys.
[00:24:30]  Come on, guys.
[00:24:31]  Come on.
[00:24:32]  Everybody else.
[00:24:33]  He'll be playing out being a victim.
[00:24:34]  That's it.
[00:24:34]  Say what?
[00:24:35]  I think he's being a victim.
[00:24:36]  That being said, my life was better than his.
[00:24:42]  I mean, if we're getting competitive, Mr. LaBoof, my life was definitely better.
[00:24:46]  Yo.
[00:24:46]  My parents were definitely better.
[00:24:47]  You said that with the same level of certainty that you earlier said he had a better childhood than all of us.
[00:24:53]  Same level of confidence.
[00:24:55]  As if he never switched positions.
[00:24:57]  Son, my man didn't have to do no homework, son.
[00:25:00]  Think about when you're a kid.
[00:25:01]  When you're a kid, you don't know about bills.
[00:25:03]  You don't know about responsibilities.
[00:25:04]  You just know about homework.
[00:25:06]  You don't got to do no homework.
[00:25:07]  That's a better childhood.
[00:25:09]  None.
[00:25:10]  You know how stressful that shit was?
[00:25:12]  You didn't do your homework.
[00:25:13]  You're on the way to school trying to do it on a subway.
[00:25:15]  Person next to you, bumping your elbow while you're trying to fill out your fucking algebras.
[00:25:22]  That shit is stressful.
[00:25:23]  He didn't have none of that stress.
[00:25:25]  No, no, no, none of it.
[00:25:26]  The guy's life was way better than mine, even though it wasn't.
[00:25:29]  His mind was better than his because he didn't fully appreciate how his was better than mine.
[00:25:34]  Bro, your idea of what a kid wants in his life is just like a fucking 90s movie of like what a kid envisions.
[00:25:39]  He's a blank check.
[00:25:40]  Yeah, no.
[00:25:41]  Literally, that's what I was thinking of.
[00:25:42]  Blank check.
[00:25:42]  Exactly.
[00:25:43]  And with that blank check, what did he do?
[00:25:44]  Homework?
[00:25:46]  Go-karts.
[00:25:47]  Go-karts.
[00:25:48]  Oh, you're right.
[00:25:48]  The guy could probably do gold-karts all the time.
[00:25:50]  You know, he couldn't do it with that blank check.
[00:25:52]  Buy your apartment.
[00:25:53]  That's a fact.
[00:25:58]  You couldn't.
[00:25:59]  You got to get richer so you can afford that place.
[00:26:01]  Son, you know what the sad shit is?
[00:26:04]  I was thinking, I was like, man, maybe I should just buy my parents' shit.
[00:26:09]  I was like, no, no.
[00:26:11]  I was like, maybe I'll buy my parents' shit, just let them live in it.
[00:26:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:26:15]  And have tons of money so they could just do whatever they want for the rest of their life.
[00:26:20]  Yeah.
[00:26:20]  That's sweet.
[00:26:21]  And that's a good idea.
[00:26:23]  Yeah, but that's just mad expensive.
[00:26:27]  I'm going to say afford a condo and then get a reverse mortgage, mom.
[00:26:31]  Figure your shit out, you know?
[00:26:33]  You be thinking you could pay off your parents' shit, and then you look at the finances and you're like, how about you just give me the phone bill?
[00:26:38]  And I'll take it.
[00:26:38]  Bro, you know what's crazy, though?
[00:26:40]  They paid theirs off, too.
[00:26:42]  You know, it is what it is, guys.
[00:26:44]  Suck it, Shia.
[00:26:45]  There it is.
[00:26:46]  Shia, you can't pay off a motel.
[00:26:48]  You fucking.
[00:26:51]  We can say it about a guy who hits women.
[00:26:53]  That's what we should call guys who hit women.
[00:26:55]  Yo.
[00:26:57]  That's facts.
[00:26:58]  But I'm not going to say that.
[00:27:00]  Until after Thursday that your boy is going to release one in all capitals.
[00:27:06]  Come 2021.
[00:27:08]  Your boy's back.
[00:27:09]  Some merengues flying around.
[00:27:12]  We got to call them oranges from now on.
[00:27:15]  Dude.
[00:27:16]  Okay, I'm just saying.
[00:27:18]  We can't start feeling bad for these child stars.
[00:27:20]  They ain't have no homework.
[00:27:21]  And they had go-karts craft services, also go-karts.
[00:27:24]  But think about craft services.
[00:27:26]  What was the most important shit?
[00:27:27]  Nah, nah, nah.
[00:27:29]  What was the most important shit?
[00:27:31]  Nah, nah.
[00:27:32]  Now I'm getting on your level right now.
[00:27:33]  No, what was the most important thing?
[00:27:34]  I know shit at lunch.
[00:27:35]  What was the most important shit at lunch?
[00:27:36]  Bro, you're really trying to appeal to a former fat kid over there.
[00:27:38]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:27:39]  At lunch, you come through.
[00:27:40]  What was your snacks at lunch?
[00:27:42]  What was your snacks?
[00:27:43]  Desserts.
[00:27:44]  What type of desserts?
[00:27:45]  Desserts.
[00:27:45]  You had Gussie.
[00:27:47]  You have brownies.
[00:27:48]  You have pudding.
[00:27:50]  I ain't had no pudding, but you don't have any brownie in my shit.
[00:27:52]  Yep.
[00:27:52]  What is that?
[00:27:53]  Cosmic Brownie.
[00:27:54]  Cosmic Brownie.
[00:27:54]  She's those little brownies with the little.
[00:27:56]  Any little Debbie snack cake.
[00:27:57]  That white bitch is all right with me.
[00:27:58]  Why the bitch is I ate with me, too?
[00:28:00]  Oh, the Swiss Rolls, bro.
[00:28:02]  Come on now.
[00:28:03]  A honey bun or two?
[00:28:04]  Is that the movie?
[00:28:05]  A honey bun bun?
[00:28:06]  That's the Jamil Hibbert dessert.
[00:28:07]  Join J-Hip.
[00:28:08]  J-Hip could not walk by this one bodega or any bodega for that matter without going in and getting a goddamn honey bun.
[00:28:14]  He's addicted to them shits.
[00:28:15]  Point is at craft services.
[00:28:19]  We didn't have to do that.
[00:28:19]  We had maybe one snack that we could go to school with, and then we would try to flip and flop and try to hustle, try to, you know, do what we could do to get a good snack.
[00:28:26]  From the luxury trades?
[00:28:27]  That shit.
[00:28:28]  Shit.
[00:28:29]  I remember a motherfucker came with an apple once.
[00:28:32]  Idiot.
[00:28:32]  Trying to trade an apple for some snack.
[00:28:36]  From Sour Belts for an apple?
[00:28:38]  Come on, bro.
[00:28:39]  Come on, bro.
[00:28:41]  Paperback Sour Belts.
[00:28:42]  This fucking merengue walking around with an apple.
[00:28:46]  You know what I mean?
[00:28:48]  All I'm saying is that was a huge source of anxiety for a child.
[00:28:55]  You had to hustle.
[00:28:56]  You had to hustle.
[00:28:58]  And you were judged.
[00:28:59]  Yeah.
[00:28:59]  You know what I mean?
[00:29:01]  So he never had to go through that.
[00:29:03]  He had craft services.
[00:29:04]  For anybody who's never been on a movie service.
[00:29:05]  You probably could have filled up your walk-in closet with a lot of dessert, though.
[00:29:08]  Let me see if I had a walk-in closet.
[00:29:11]  I did.
[00:29:13]  I had my own walk-in closet, and I'd be walking in that shit, bro.
[00:29:16]  I'll be honest with you.
[00:29:17]  You need to walk in, yo.
[00:29:18]  This is how much walking you do.
[00:29:20]  You could lay in that bitch.
[00:29:21]  Hey, bro.
[00:29:21]  Jamil smashed a friend of mine on that walk-in closet once.
[00:29:24]  I mean, he worked in a dual room.
[00:29:28]  That's what we do over here, baby.
[00:29:30]  My parents loved me.
[00:29:31]  It's that simple.
[00:29:32]  One thing Shia never mentions is how fun it is to live in a motel.
[00:29:36]  Tell us why.
[00:29:37]  You never seen Sweet Life as Zach and Cody?
[00:29:39]  No, I haven't.
[00:29:40]  Well, you get to roll around on the bellhop carts for fun.
[00:29:43]  Now they don't have bellhop carts for motels, Mark.
[00:29:46]  I've never been in a motel.
[00:29:46]  I know you haven't.
[00:29:47]  My parents love me.
[00:29:48]  I don't know.
[00:29:49]  Hey, Shia, you sound like a real bitch right now, honestly.

=== Walk-In Closet Confessions (03:53) ===

[00:29:52]  Poor ass Shia.
[00:29:55]  It's just shocking to me that we could feel bad for it.
[00:29:58]  Everything.
[00:29:58]  Can we name any other problems as a kid?
[00:30:00]  They have a problem as a kid.
[00:30:01]  Your parents fighting.
[00:30:02]  Was his mom around?
[00:30:03]  Nope.
[00:30:04]  No.
[00:30:04]  Problem solved.
[00:30:08]  That's a good ass point.
[00:30:09]  Problem solved.
[00:30:10]  That's a good ass point you got there.
[00:30:12]  Think about it.
[00:30:13]  Going to bed at any hour you want.
[00:30:15]  You have a bedtime as a kid, do you not?
[00:30:17]  I did.
[00:30:18]  That shit was a little restrictive, to be honest.
[00:30:20]  It was restrictive, dude.
[00:30:21]  I felt confined by my bedtime.
[00:30:23]  Okay.
[00:30:23]  Do you think Shia had a bedtime?
[00:30:25]  Hey, 9:30, that motherfucker getting ready for Leno.
[00:30:28]  You know what?
[00:30:29]  You are damn right about that.
[00:30:30]  He might stay up for Conan.
[00:30:31]  He might stay up.
[00:30:32]  Something I hated is I got TV privileges turned off at a certain time.
[00:30:36]  Was that at birth?
[00:30:38]  Yeah.
[00:30:39]  Because Mark hasn't seen any movies in his entire life.
[00:30:42]  Yeah, that's a wild thing.
[00:30:43]  Before.
[00:30:44]  Yeah, but I've watched all of Even Stevens.
[00:30:46]  So you don't even know who Shia LaBeouf is outside of Even Stevens.
[00:30:48]  Well, he knows TV.
[00:30:49]  He does know TV.
[00:30:50]  What time was TV off?
[00:30:52]  It was like 10 o'clock.
[00:30:53]  10 o'clock.
[00:30:54]  Ah, that's reasonable hours.
[00:30:56]  Shia Laboo go.
[00:30:57]  Shia LaBoof got to make TV.
[00:30:59]  Shyla Bouffe got to make TV and he got to be literally, he was probably up until 12 o'clock sometimes.
[00:31:06]  As a kid.
[00:31:07]  Midnight.
[00:31:07]  He saw midnight.
[00:31:08]  He saw midnight.
[00:31:09]  No kids saw midnight.
[00:31:11]  No kids bullied him, right?
[00:31:12]  He had security.
[00:31:14]  He had security.
[00:31:15]  Oh, wow.
[00:31:16]  He had security.
[00:31:17]  No bullies.
[00:31:18]  No bullies.
[00:31:19]  Also, he's a child star.
[00:31:20]  So that means he's only around other child stars.
[00:31:24]  You think they pick the ugly ass little kids to be child stars?
[00:31:27]  You back to bitches right now?
[00:31:29]  Yeah.
[00:31:29]  Yeah, okay.
[00:31:30]  Let's go.
[00:31:30]  Actually, no other shit.
[00:31:32]  There was that one kid from Even Stevens, Beans.
[00:31:34]  Remember that kid?
[00:31:34]  Okay.
[00:31:35]  He was retarded, yo.
[00:31:37]  That little kid was retarded straight up.
[00:31:38]  That's why he called him Beans.
[00:31:39]  I thought that was fucked up anyway.
[00:31:41]  Look up Beans, Even Stevens.
[00:31:43]  He was this child actor on Even Stevens.
[00:31:45]  That was like a bad thing.
[00:31:45]  Tell me.
[00:31:46]  So weird looking.
[00:31:47]  Look at me in my eyes.
[00:31:48]  Tell me he ain't retarded.
[00:31:49]  They called him Beans.
[00:31:49]  That was wildly offensive.
[00:31:51]  Yeah, he might be a little bit.
[00:31:53]  Yeah, he's vaccine injured for sure.
[00:31:55]  But he.
[00:31:56]  We got to get that vaccine, by the way.
[00:31:58]  He was a weirdest person.
[00:31:59]  Oh, shit.
[00:32:00]  And then he grew up, and now he just still looks just like him, but weird.
[00:32:04]  Weird to Grinch.
[00:32:05]  Go to that top right one where he's bald on the top.
[00:32:08]  So that's to your point.
[00:32:09]  Do they ever have ugly child actors?
[00:32:11]  The answer is you.
[00:32:12]  Hey, yo.
[00:32:12]  Yes.
[00:32:13]  Yeah, that's a wild boy, right?
[00:32:15]  My man got extra chromosomes for sure.
[00:32:17]  Beans from Even Stevens works as a Santa's helper at the mall.
[00:32:21]  Yeah, that's disrespectful when they like.
[00:32:24]  You can't have a regular job after being a child actor.
[00:32:27]  You got no education, son.
[00:32:29]  You gave it all up, bro.
[00:32:31]  You fucked your whole argument with that one.
[00:32:35]  You did the Queen's gambit and you lost that bitch.
[00:32:37]  Yo, does that bitch ever end up winning in us?
[00:32:39]  I didn't watch a single episode.
[00:32:40]  God damn.
[00:32:41]  I watched the first one.
[00:32:42]  I want to get back in the end.
[00:32:43]  I tried to convince me that shit was good.
[00:32:47]  You didn't know that's what we do.
[00:32:48]  We start and shit like, y'all, there's fire.
[00:32:49]  You let someone else finish it.
[00:32:51]  If it's hot, you go and get it.
[00:32:53]  That's how we work.
[00:32:53]  I didn't watch a single episode.
[00:32:55]  Fuck that.
[00:32:56]  Yeah, I watched the one.
[00:32:57]  I was like, yo, so watch the notes up there, baby, because you see the notes and they read the notes.
[00:33:04]  I put it where it's.
[00:33:05]  Oh, they can't see it?
[00:33:06]  100%, even though you zoomed out?
[00:33:08]  Okay, good.
[00:33:09]  No, I know.
[00:33:10]  I'll be writing crazy shit up there.
[00:33:12]  Patreon level notes.
[00:33:15]  Lord, I don't.
[00:33:16]  All right, guys, let's take a break real quick.
[00:33:18]  Let me tell you something.
[00:33:19]  I have not been sleeping great lately.
[00:33:22]  Why?
[00:33:22]  I don't know.
[00:33:22]  Maybe I'm a little stressed because I gave my best friend.
[00:33:26]  I'm sorry, do that again?
[00:33:28]  All right, guys, let's take a break real quick.
[00:33:31]  Guys, I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:33:32]  I have not been sleeping great recently.
[00:33:34]  Had a little bit of insomnia.
[00:33:35]  I'm not sure why.
[00:33:36]  Maybe it's because I gave my best friends Corona before they were shooting a Netflix special.
[00:33:40]  I don't know.
[00:33:41]  Somehow I've just been exceedingly stressed out and I haven't gotten great sleep, but that's about to change.
[00:33:45]  Why?

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[00:34:56]  Now let's get back to the Yo, okay, ready?
[00:34:59]  So Mike Pence.
[00:35:01]  Yeah.
[00:35:03]  He merengue it up to the podium.
[00:35:05]  Yo, but think about it.
[00:35:07]  He was running gay, but like me run gay is how you actually spell merengue.
[00:35:12]  Merenge.
[00:35:13]  Oh, shit.
[00:35:14]  I know.
[00:35:15]  It's crazy.
[00:35:15]  Let me see.
[00:35:16]  Yo, they be trying to get that Latin vote however they can.
[00:35:18]  100.
[00:35:19]  I haven't seen this yet.
[00:35:20]  Let me see these hip sweats.
[00:35:20]  That's embarrassing, dog.
[00:35:22]  I mean, it is truly.
[00:35:27]  You can't say you're straight and run like that.
[00:35:29]  You own being gay.
[00:35:30]  Oh, at least clapping like a monkey with symbols.
[00:35:33]  Fuck, this shit is hilarious.
[00:35:35]  That is a shoe sale run, bro.
[00:35:36]  But I think that's gay.
[00:35:37]  I don't think that's gay.
[00:35:38]  Nah, son, that is a cheerleader, bro.
[00:35:40]  Why is that gay?
[00:35:41]  How would you?
[00:35:43]  You don't think he was moving for an old man?
[00:35:46]  It takes me three to four years.
[00:35:47]  Joe Biden had a way cooler run.
[00:35:48]  Joe Biden's.
[00:35:49]  He broke his whole foot.
[00:35:50]  My man is in a cast right now.
[00:35:52]  Get worth it, though, because he did that shit like a man.
[00:35:54]  Yeah.
[00:35:55]  He looked like he was back to life.
[00:35:56]  Like, I thought they had a body double and they just slopped it out right before he hit the stage.
[00:36:00]  Like, that shit was impressive.
[00:36:02]  I'm just saying, you don't think that's a good run for an old man?
[00:36:04]  How many steps does it take you to get into your rhythm with running?
[00:36:07]  I'm 37.
[00:36:08]  It takes me a good two, three steps for my feet straight now.
[00:36:10]  Son, he's in a whole lot of rhythm here.
[00:36:12]  So, yeah, that's rhythm.
[00:36:13]  What's the song he's playing in the background?
[00:36:15]  Yo, y'all are hating.
[00:36:15]  He started with rhythm.
[00:36:16]  I think y'all the vendor boys are playing in the background.
[00:36:20]  Y'all are really hating, bro.
[00:36:21]  Who's my man in the back trying to walk at you straight?
[00:36:23]  Yo, go to my man to back that just smashed him out.
[00:36:25]  Watch it again.
[00:36:26]  The dude in the back is walking like he don't want people to know he's just fucked Mike Pence.
[00:36:30]  Watch, watch.
[00:36:31]  Right here, get out the picture.
[00:36:31]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:36:32]  Well, let me get something.
[00:36:33]  I gotta get there immediately.
[00:36:35]  Nah, but you know who did the fucking, though?
[00:36:36]  Who?
[00:36:37]  That guy.
[00:36:37]  That guy.
[00:36:38]  That guy at the top.
[00:36:39]  Yeah, Pence takes dick for sure, dude.
[00:36:41]  Yeah, but this is a cheerleader run, yo.
[00:36:43]  Halftime is over.
[00:36:44]  Yeah.
[00:36:45]  Team is going to rally and they're going to lead the way.
[00:36:47]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:36:47]  Y'all hate.
[00:36:48]  Pence was in charge of the music at the fucking Trump show, son.
[00:36:51]  Oh, shit.
[00:36:52]  The YMCA?
[00:36:53]  Yeah, all that shit.
[00:36:53]  That's all Pence.
[00:36:54]  Oh, shit.
[00:36:56]  Dude, Chris made that out.
[00:36:58]  YMCA becomes so gay.
[00:37:00]  I mean, I think it was gay.
[00:37:03]  No, but like.
[00:37:04]  The song was because it was gay, but he's not.
[00:37:06]  It was the one Christian association.
[00:37:08]  The Christian is in the main.
[00:37:10]  Because it's mad repressed.
[00:37:11]  Mike Pence, mad Christian.
[00:37:12]  It's mad repressed gay people.
[00:37:14]  So the repressed gays would go to the YMCA and just get stroked.
[00:37:18]  Just below each other, dog.
[00:37:19]  That's the only place you could do it safely.
[00:37:21]  I think it was also just the biggest one.
[00:37:23]  So it was like a national chain of gyms that people could be naked in.
[00:37:26]  Oh, and gay guys are always gay at the gym.
[00:37:29]  So like if you're gonna spend a lot of time.
[00:37:31]  If you're gonna get stroked out, I think it'll probably be at a gym.
[00:37:34]  And then the most popular gym is the one people know.
[00:37:36]  Oh, if I'm in a new town, you think that's how gay people got in shape?
[00:37:39]  They were just fucking there so much.
[00:37:40]  They were like, I'm not, I'm not here.
[00:37:41]  I'm like, oh, it lift the weight at you.
[00:37:43]  Honestly, dude.
[00:37:44]  Ah, and it's also, so it's a gym also commonly associated with providing temporary housing to men.
[00:37:52]  See how Al try to act like he's reading that?
[00:37:54]  He knows that shit.
[00:37:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:37:57]  We know where you dormed at in college, Al.
[00:37:59]  That's all good, bro.
[00:38:01]  Come on, man.
[00:38:02]  It's like a homeless shelter.
[00:38:03]  How do you pay tuition?
[00:38:06]  Yeah, I guess so.
[00:38:07]  Something.
[00:38:07]  Or they used to back in the day.
[00:38:09]  They don't anymore.
[00:38:10]  Yeah.
[00:38:11]  All right.
[00:38:13]  Beyonce's clothing brand, Ivy Park, gets backlash after posting an ad featuring these two models who are Russian but present to be black.
[00:38:23]  I cannot wait.
[00:38:25]  I cannot wait.
[00:38:27]  So these are white models that try to act like they're black.
[00:38:32]  Yeah.
[00:38:33]  I believe them.
[00:38:34]  You believe what?
[00:38:35]  Yo, they look black.
[00:38:36]  Scroll down.
[00:38:38]  Let's some black ass girls, yo.
[00:38:39]  I believe them.
[00:38:40]  Wait, but just click, click so we can get a little closer.
[00:38:43]  Find the blackest ass picture of this girl.
[00:38:45]  Because that one in the top middle does not look white.
[00:38:46]  That's just Wheezy right there, bro.
[00:38:48]  Tell me that ain't Weezy.
[00:38:49]  She's white.
[00:38:50]  Yeah.
[00:38:50]  Yeah.
[00:38:51]  Wheezy is half white.
[00:38:53]  Weezy doing the same shit.
[00:38:54]  She presents black.
[00:38:55]  Oh, shit, bro.
[00:38:56]  They're just rushing.
[00:38:58]  So they got no black whatsoever.
[00:39:00]  Honestly, I think that's a reach to think that she's black.
[00:39:02]  I don't see her as black at all.
[00:39:04]  That shit to the right right there.
[00:39:05]  Nah, you keep going.
[00:39:06]  There's some black ass pictures.
[00:39:07]  Al just not scrolling to the right one.
[00:39:09]  We'll go to the next, the next girl.
[00:39:11]  Stasi baby is the best friend of Kylie.
[00:39:14]  She's got like, well, that's the next one I saw listed.
[00:39:16]  Kylie looked like black Miley Cyrus.
[00:39:18]  A little thicker.
[00:39:20]  This is the other one.
[00:39:21]  That's Stasi Baby.
[00:39:22]  Okay, but that girl's not trying to be black.
[00:39:24]  But go to the Ivy Park ad for that because that's the thing.
[00:39:28]  She's thick as fuck.
[00:39:30]  She's friends with Kylie.
[00:39:31]  10 million followers.
[00:39:32]  But she looks like she'd be heavy a bit.
[00:39:35]  Not like Alice.
[00:39:36]  I can't even focus anymore.
[00:39:37]  Yeah, Al, you good?
[00:39:39]  Al Dick keeps slamming against the bottom of the table in front of him.
[00:39:44]  Someone knocking on the door for him.
[00:39:47]  Nah, she's a little thick, John, a little thick piece of work, but I'm straight.
[00:39:56]  I'm straight.
[00:39:57]  Go back to them fake black chicks, bro.
[00:39:59]  Go to the Ivy Park ad, please, Al.
[00:40:00]  And then just no, but they took the picture down.
[00:40:02]  So I think that's the issue.
[00:40:04]  Is like, one, like, they look like they're kind of biting this whole black culture, but also that Beyonce, of all people, would feature them in one of her ads, right?
[00:40:10]  Black is King.
[00:40:12]  Like, it's that, I think, is compounding.
[00:40:14]  It was some random brand that cast these chicks and be like, whatever.
[00:40:17]  That's some black ass girls, yo.
[00:40:18]  This is actually the Ivy Park picture.
[00:40:20]  Oh, yeah, they are definitely frying.
[00:40:22]  Now, here's the problem.
[00:40:24]  That's Weezy and Mandy.
[00:40:25]  She keeps losing weight.
[00:40:26]  Yeah.
[00:40:27]  They do be posing like that.
[00:40:28]  No, son.
[00:40:29]  They wear the same shit.
[00:40:30]  They pose the same.
[00:40:32]  So here's the problem.
[00:40:34]  That's Who Hive right there.
[00:40:35]  I know Who Hive when I see Hoarhive.
[00:40:38]  No, but what's up?
[00:40:39]  What's the problem?
[00:40:41]  I'm waiting.
[00:40:42]  I kinda got to get it out.
[00:40:43]  Let him get it all out.
[00:40:44]  It's out.
[00:40:44]  He likes it.
[00:40:45]  It's out.
[00:40:46]  He likes this right here.
[00:40:48]  The problem is Beyonce doesn't okay everything with Ivy Park.
[00:40:54]  I doubt she's even involved in the slightest.
[00:40:57]  She has other people that do the work for her and she attaches her brand to it.
[00:41:01]  So those people down the line are hiring these models, these no-name Russian models.
[00:41:07]  And then Beyonce got to find out she hired fake black chicks.
[00:41:12]  If anything, she probably looked at the final pictures for approval.
[00:41:15]  She's not there in the chat.
[00:41:16]  Honestly, if anything.
[00:41:17]  There's no way.
[00:41:17]  There's zero chance she's in casting, looking at names.
[00:41:20]  Yes, I agree with you.
[00:41:21]  If anything, no way.
[00:41:23]  Yeah.
[00:41:24]  I think the only thing she looked at is what the clothes look like.
[00:41:29]  Because here's the thing: is this the ad like on the Ivy Park website?
[00:41:32]  Or is this like their main banner?
[00:41:34]  Is this just like, oh, yeah, some random shit in the middle?
[00:41:36]  Some random one that they use for social or is it in some random HM store or whatever the fuck, right?
[00:41:41]  I just think like she's so far removed.
[00:41:43]  And that's the dangerous thing when you say something is yours, anything that happens within it, you're going to get the smoke.
[00:41:49]  So now you got to hope you know what I'm saying.
[00:41:52]  Now she literally got to have a conversation with some of the people there and be like, don't hire no white people.
[00:41:58]  Like make sure everybody's black.
[00:41:59]  That's the only way we can be sure the smoke is not there.
[00:42:02]  Yeah.
[00:42:02]  When a person is the brand, they are ultimately responsible for all the brands' transgressions, regardless of if they're involved or not.
[00:42:09]  If it's Tommy Hilfiger that does some fucking, you go, oh, yeah, some intern of Tommy.
[00:42:13]  Sorry, as a company, we apologize.
[00:42:14]  When it's just a single person facing the public, you got to be like.
[00:42:18]  And a public figure because Tommy Hilfiger is a guy, but you don't know him.
[00:42:21]  Yeah, I don't know what he looks like.
[00:42:22]  Yeah, of course.
[00:42:22]  Beyonce is a public figure.
[00:42:24]  And if you're opinionated, oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:42:27]  See, but the weird thing about Ivy Park is that they don't just show black women, but they show all types of women.
[00:42:34]  That sounds actually a good point.
[00:42:35]  People decided they're presenting as black.
[00:42:37]  Yeah.
[00:42:38]  They decided it was appropriation, but I don't think they can't present anything.
[00:42:42]  They got Asian chicks that are trying to look black.
[00:42:45]  No, I'm just.
[00:42:47]  What do you say, Al?
[00:42:49]  How do you say it out?
[00:42:50]  Any race can be an Ivy Park model.
[00:42:52]  Exactly.
[00:42:53]  I know.
[00:42:55]  My bad.
[00:42:55]  But no, you're good.
[00:42:56]  No, I hear you.
[00:42:57]  I hear what you're saying.
[00:42:58]  But those girls didn't look like they were trying to be Russian and they were wearing Ivy Park.
[00:43:04]  They kind of looked as if they were presenting as black chicks.
[00:43:07]  It wasn't blackface, but it was like Kardashian type shit.
[00:43:10]  I mean, even more, don't you think?
[00:43:12]  Tan skin, tight braids.
[00:43:14]  Yeah.
[00:43:14]  And the one girl that had like the frizzy, like, I don't know what that's called.
[00:43:18]  Crimp.
[00:43:18]  It was like crimped.
[00:43:20]  Whatever.
[00:43:20]  Is that it?
[00:43:20]  Is that what it's called?
[00:43:21]  It is called.
[00:43:22]  Why do you know so much about women's hair?
[00:43:26]  I grew up in a house full of girls, guys.
[00:43:28]  We also love black girls, though.
[00:43:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:43:31]  That'd be loving them black chicks, bro.
[00:43:33]  Duh.
[00:43:33]  Dove.
[00:43:34]  Oh, can we talk about it?
[00:43:36]  What?
[00:43:36]  His first son?
[00:43:37]  Oh, you like that one?
[00:43:38]  Yeah.
[00:43:38]  Andrew knows my first one.
[00:43:40]  Yeah, I know him.
[00:43:40]  Yeah.
[00:43:40]  Shout out to Amber, bro.
[00:43:43]  It blew my mind.
[00:43:44]  What?
[00:43:45]  Oh, Dove has always way hotter girls.
[00:43:47]  Not even just that she's hot, but it's like, oh, I that girl is everywhere.
[00:43:51]  Yeah.
[00:43:53]  She's a lovely person.
[00:43:54]  This guy, I honestly don't make any sense.
[00:43:59]  He's like a Jewish Josh Ocardo.
[00:44:00]  It's any idea just getting just.
[00:44:02]  You went real specific with that.
[00:44:04]  Just for you.
[00:44:05]  It's literally just for me.
[00:44:06]  Nobody else could know.
[00:44:07]  Just for you.
[00:44:08]  But Dove has been batting out of his league.
[00:44:12]  Is that the word?
[00:44:13]  Yeah.
[00:44:13]  Outkicking his coverage.
[00:44:14]  Outkicking his coverage the entire time I've known him.
[00:44:17]  It is unbelievable.
[00:44:19]  You would not believe how hot the girls at Dove fucks are to the point where I've on multiple occasions asked if he pays to fuck the dove.
[00:44:29]  I've swear it out in my life.
[00:44:31]  I've been like, how is it possible?
[00:44:33]  We're talking about like 10 tens.
[00:44:36]  And Dove is a very charming guy.
[00:44:38]  He's a very funny guy.
[00:44:40]  Yeah.
[00:44:40]  Right?
[00:44:41]  But he looks like he could be selling bread in Morocco, right?
[00:44:44]  Like, it's not still pulling while selling bread.
[00:44:46]  Exactly.
[00:44:47]  Unbelievable.
[00:44:48]  No, I don't see that second part.
[00:44:49]  I see the bread in America.
[00:44:52]  Unbelievable.
[00:44:53]  I couldn't.
[00:44:53]  I could not believe it.
[00:44:55]  I'm baffled by it.
[00:44:57]  It blew my mind.
[00:44:58]  Have you seen it happen?
[00:44:59]  No.
[00:45:00]  I want to.
[00:45:01]  Well, he knows.
[00:45:02]  There's also ones in the sports world.
[00:45:04]  Andrew, do they know about the one in the sports world?
[00:45:06]  What was the one in the sports world?
[00:45:07]  Oh, he wants to show up.
[00:45:09]  I just want to show you guys.
[00:45:10]  You're going to dial me in here.
[00:45:11]  This is a sports podcast.
[00:45:13]  All your fans want you to talk sports.
[00:45:15]  Okay.
[00:45:16]  Remember.
[00:45:17]  Bring up conflict within the audience.
[00:45:20]  You get both.
[00:45:21]  I think they like both, obviously.
[00:45:22]  But remember, Miss Alabama?
[00:45:24]  No.
[00:45:26]  Remember the girl that was featured during the BCS bowl?
[00:45:29]  And the announcer was like, oh, yeah, Brett Musberger.
[00:45:34]  It was the Alabama National Championship.
[00:45:35]  And he was being like mad creepy about this hot girl in the audience.
[00:45:38]  He was like, it was something Catherine Webb and AJ McCarran.
[00:45:41]  Yeah.
[00:45:42]  They're happily married with kids.
[00:45:43]  That she is.
[00:45:44]  I mean, that is.
[00:45:45]  Who was the boy before that?
[00:45:48]  Who's Dove?
[00:45:49]  Yo, you be getting these girls before.
[00:45:51]  She came up before they come out.
[00:45:52]  She came up.
[00:45:53]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:45:53]  I think good luck, Chuck.
[00:45:55]  Believe me, like, after me, they go places.
[00:45:58]  So you're going to glow up after you get dubbed.
[00:46:00]  I'm just saying, Doug, man.
[00:46:03]  What are you doing, bro?
[00:46:04]  You got to adapt.
[00:46:06]  If you're charming and you see that they think you're charming, go with that.
[00:46:09]  If they're annoyed by you, keep talking their ear off until they just give up and they're like, all right, fine.
[00:46:14]  I'll give you that chance.
[00:46:15]  And never feel like you're getting turned down.
[00:46:18]  It is unbelievable.
[00:46:20]  I've seen him go through.
[00:46:22]  He was just like, yeah, if they hate you, you just keep talking.
[00:46:25]  They'll love you.
[00:46:26]  Bro, it is.
[00:46:27]  Oh, I'm not questioning him.
[00:46:29]  I don't, I believe you.
[00:46:30]  I'm just like, my mind is not understanding how that works.
[00:46:33]  There's a way you can never get turned down.
[00:46:37]  There's a way.
[00:46:38]  School the audience, buddy, because this is fascinating.
[00:46:40]  I'm just saying it's like not douchey pickup artists.
[00:46:43]  It's like a non-douchey pickup artist where it's like you go with a conference like they just met, like, oh, if not, oh, but he's a nice guy.
[00:46:56]  He's my friend.
[00:46:57]  I can always dial it back to there.
[00:46:59]  And then I'm like, all right, I got to play a longer game in this, but they'll come around.
[00:47:03]  By the way, what Andrew knows is I'll get them the first night or six months later, but six months later, they'll fall in love with me like they never had a love like that before.
[00:47:12]  But you have to describe the 49% gay thing.
[00:47:15]  Oh, also, with these girls, if they say no, you would like leave them alone, right?
[00:47:19]  Leave them alone, but they come back.
[00:47:20]  You know, and the worst case scenario is like I tee up Andrew or I used to.
[00:47:30]  I'm out the king, bro.
[00:47:31]  Look at me.
[00:47:31]  What you doing?
[00:47:34]  This is the classic opener.
[00:47:36]  No, the 49%.
[00:47:37]  Okay, so I so part of Dove's game is pretending to be gay.
[00:47:41]  Not pretending.
[00:47:42]  I just understand them.
[00:47:44]  Okay, what is that?
[00:47:46]  It's unbelievable.
[00:47:47]  I don't know.
[00:47:47]  It's unbelievable, bro.
[00:47:49]  This is fascinating.
[00:47:50]  I want to spend time on this.
[00:47:53]  They don't know if he's gay or not.
[00:47:57]  They're sucking his dick and he's like complimenting the tracks in their hair.
[00:48:00]  Like, oh, girl, you're killing him with that hair.
[00:48:02]  Like, those extensions are crazy.
[00:48:04]  Is that crimp?
[00:48:05]  So they have to understand the background.
[00:48:07]  It's like as many friends like Andrew, I had, I grew up in a house.
[00:48:10]  My parents are fashion designers, so I knew the fashion game.
[00:48:13]  My sister, I have two sisters, you're older, you're younger.
[00:48:15]  Oh, let's go.
[00:48:16]  So I learned everything.
[00:48:17]  Let me interrupt real quick.
[00:48:18]  We're going to get back to another thing that he does.
[00:48:20]  Like, you know how Mark is filled with useless knowledge about like science?
[00:48:26]  So like Mark, Dove is the same, but about girls.
[00:48:31]  But since Mark never fucked, he didn't need to know about girl shit.
[00:48:34]  So Dove has all that, like, he'll walk up to a girl and he'll like smell her and he'll be like, oh, is that Jabe Le Soubille?
[00:48:42]  There's a voucher.
[00:48:43]  Dude, that fucking truffle can take down any perfume.
[00:48:47]  There's a many perfume 15 perfumes in the library, and most girls, 80%, I would say 80% of girls probably use one of 10 to 15 perfumes.
[00:48:57]  And I could call these things out.

=== Dating Apps and Perfume (09:33) ===

[00:48:58]  And whatever reason, it's just like that becomes an opener.
[00:49:03]  So it's unbelievable.
[00:49:04]  So it's like, you've never seen it happen.
[00:49:06]  And he'll find one little thing.
[00:49:08]  Like a girl will be like, yeah, I'm actually from Santorini.
[00:49:11]  He'll be like, Bonnie Bazi.
[00:49:13]  And she's like, I don't know about any Bozzi.
[00:49:15]  Like, he'll know one useless thing about everything in the world.
[00:49:19]  Useless.
[00:49:19]  And he'll be able to be like, oh, yeah, of course.
[00:49:21]  And there's a little French restaurant by the way with the little Crostini's.
[00:49:24]  Oh, my favorite place with the Christinis.
[00:49:26]  The best Christini in the game.
[00:49:27]  No wisdom.
[00:49:28]  Just pure facts that start the process.
[00:49:31]  Start the conversation.
[00:49:33]  He starts to wear on you after a while, but they don't know.
[00:49:39]  Parson, he said he wanted to like, oh, I was trying to fuck her for so long.
[00:49:43]  I was just like, you're out.
[00:49:44]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:49:45]  Oh, no, no, no, no.
[00:49:46]  That's it.
[00:49:46]  Saying the names of just like these people, you're looking at Dove, you're like, stop feeding me bullshit.
[00:49:51]  Like, you don't have any chance with this girl on it.
[00:49:53]  Unbelievably real.
[00:49:54]  And then you see who he actually fucks, and you're like, it's unbelievable.
[00:49:58]  It's unbelievable.
[00:49:58]  It's unbelievable.
[00:49:59]  What Dove does with girls, you do it comedy.
[00:50:03]  It's like you just know something about every fucking culture.
[00:50:06]  It just blows people's mind.
[00:50:07]  Exactly.
[00:50:08]  I should have been focused on fucking perfume.
[00:50:10]  Shit.
[00:50:10]  Just learn a few of those.
[00:50:11]  Dad is going to chop the shy la booth, dog.
[00:50:13]  Real talk, dude.
[00:50:15]  So he'll do all these little things.
[00:50:16]  He'll know all these little.
[00:50:17]  He'll know like nail color.
[00:50:19]  Like he'll be like a specific color.
[00:50:21]  If it's like you and I will get this.
[00:50:23]  You and I will go with a girl.
[00:50:24]  We'll be like, oh, I like that.
[00:50:26]  You got some red, right?
[00:50:27]  And Dove will go like this.
[00:50:28]  He'll be like, it's ox blood.
[00:50:33]  Yeah.
[00:50:35]  It's Lincoln Park.
[00:50:37]  There's literally Lincoln Park After Dark by OPI.
[00:50:39]  And he'll be like, that little fact.
[00:50:43]  Yeah, it's a name for the girls listening.
[00:50:45]  They'll be like, yep, that's an actual real color.
[00:50:48]  What's he getting in the wide?
[00:50:49]  What Dove looks like?
[00:50:55]  I look like you.
[00:50:56]  I know, but you're cute, pussy.
[00:51:00]  You could have.
[00:51:01]  You have to put the effort in.
[00:51:02]  You had to learn.
[00:51:03]  I didn't even learn about like a fucking girl.
[00:51:05]  I look like him and I have my game.
[00:51:07]  If I had his eyes, forget it.
[00:51:09]  Forget it.
[00:51:10]  Done.
[00:51:11]  But it's, you got to see it.
[00:51:12]  Also, another thing is, um, no shame will talk to anybody.
[00:51:17]  Any girl, doesn't matter the situation.
[00:51:19]  No shame.
[00:51:20]  No shame.
[00:51:20]  And also, like, when he approaches them, it's kind of like funny.
[00:51:23]  It's not, they don't even know they're really being approached.
[00:51:26]  Yeah, because you don't see it.
[00:51:27]  That's why I never feel like I'm getting turned down and they don't see it coming.
[00:51:30]  Yeah.
[00:51:31]  Oh.
[00:51:32]  Because they think you're gay.
[00:51:34]  Yes.
[00:51:34]  It's okay.
[00:51:34]  But you have to transition out of it.
[00:51:36]  It's gay.
[00:51:37]  It's oak because they slowly realize.
[00:51:40]  I don't need to tell them.
[00:51:41]  They will slowly realize, oh shit, he's not gay.
[00:51:45]  He's not a Brad Chad, like broy guy.
[00:51:48]  He knows everything I like.
[00:51:50]  Did I just fall in love?
[00:51:51]  Like, I'm telling you.
[00:51:53]  So, what is a girl's biggest like fear, if you will?
[00:51:57]  And I'm not talking about real fear, like their life, but like, what is their biggest like obstacle when meeting a person, right?
[00:52:02]  Like, they'll get murdered or something.
[00:52:03]  Well, I think that's like the real crazy ones.
[00:52:05]  But if it's an average guy, it's like he's going to try to fuck me in, and I just don't want to be bothered.
[00:52:09]  Oh, yeah.
[00:52:10]  He wants something from me.
[00:52:11]  Yeah.
[00:52:11]  And I think Dove presents in such a mysterious way because he's so non-threatening.
[00:52:17]  He's funny.
[00:52:18]  He can talk about anything.
[00:52:19]  But like the girl doesn't pick up on the he's trying to fuck me vibe.
[00:52:23]  So there's no threat.
[00:52:24]  And she actually kind of like, I don't know, it's all, what's it called?
[00:52:27]  What is it?
[00:52:28]  You have your arm, you have your defenses down, your shields are all down.
[00:52:30]  So then she actually starts talking.
[00:52:32]  She puts her guard down.
[00:52:33]  The guard is down.
[00:52:34]  If you were like a super good-looking dude, you would probably do worse with girls.
[00:52:37]  I am a super good-looking dude.
[00:52:41]  I got languages in my arsenal.
[00:52:43]  I got a whole lot of people.
[00:52:44]  That's what makes a dude good-looking.
[00:52:45]  That's what makes a dude gorgeous.
[00:52:47]  Yo, what's the best part about the best-looking part about you?
[00:52:49]  Tall darkness, ladies.
[00:52:52]  If you close your eyes, I'm beautiful.
[00:52:54]  You're like, what?
[00:52:55]  Just listen to it.
[00:52:56]  It's interesting.
[00:52:56]  So, Dove didn't know he was okay looking until he doesn't believe it.
[00:53:02]  Until 20 seconds ago.
[00:53:03]  He doesn't believe it, but he didn't know.
[00:53:05]  Oh, 100%.
[00:53:06]  He didn't know he was okay looking until dating apps.
[00:53:10]  And I remember those things.
[00:53:13]  I remember once dating apps came out and it was just a meat market.
[00:53:16]  I remember him like telling.
[00:53:19]  He came to me.
[00:53:20]  We were having sushi.
[00:53:20]  We're having, he takes me to this place at sushi in LA.
[00:53:23]  And of course, it's like on Thursdays between like six and eight, you get like 50% off, right?
[00:53:28]  So we're 559 and he's fucking truffling with the waiter.
[00:53:32]  Like, I know it's not six, but come here now.
[00:53:34]  What perfume is that?
[00:53:35]  And she's like, in like some like Asian accent, obviously probably Japanese.
[00:53:38]  Like she's trying to, oh, the system doesn't allow you to do it.
[00:53:42]  And he's like, but just tell the chef.
[00:53:44]  And he's like, it's a minute.
[00:53:44]  Just wait 60 seconds, right?
[00:53:46]  Fast talking to him.
[00:53:47]  So we're there and he starts.
[00:53:49]  I was like, how's everything going?
[00:53:50]  You don't have a girl yet?
[00:53:51]  He said, I'm getting crushed by this fucking dating app shit.
[00:53:54]  I go, like, the stock market.
[00:53:57]  Crushed.
[00:53:58]  We're getting further down.
[00:53:59]  I'm taking a bath on Ryan.
[00:54:02]  We're selling.
[00:54:02]  We're selling.
[00:54:03]  All right.
[00:54:03]  They go, I go, what do you mean?
[00:54:05]  I shortened Tinder.
[00:54:06]  I fucked up.
[00:54:07]  Gone, Bumble.
[00:54:08]  So I'm like, what are you talking about?
[00:54:10]  What do you mean you're getting crushed?
[00:54:11]  He goes, yeah, it's just a fucking meat market out there, right?
[00:54:14]  And they don't get the, what is it?
[00:54:16]  What do you call it?
[00:54:17]  They don't get the shtick.
[00:54:18]  I can't do a thing.
[00:54:18]  I'm like, what do you mean?
[00:54:19]  Well, it's just a picture.
[00:54:20]  And, you know, my stats aren't great.
[00:54:22]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:23]  How do you show you're gay on Tinder?
[00:54:25]  You know, I do.
[00:54:26]  How do I do the thing?
[00:54:27]  What's a guy to do on Tinder?
[00:54:29]  I mean, you need me to suck a dick on my profile.
[00:54:32]  What's going on?
[00:54:34]  So, and it is a fascinating thing that happened where like dating apps kind of fucked guys with game that weren't quote unquote traditionally handsome like a fucking or the brad chad types.
[00:54:50]  Girls are 100% getting guys with worse personalities now because of dating apps.
[00:54:54]  Yes.
[00:54:54]  Because you're just swipeing up.
[00:54:55]  And they complain about it.
[00:54:56]  And the thing is, you know how it used to be like you go to a bar and then girls said, oh, it's just a girls' night tonight.
[00:55:01]  We're not really talking to guys.
[00:55:02]  Like, now it's for real that they're doing it.
[00:55:04]  Like, now it's because they have 50 guys that they're each.
[00:55:07]  They're literally each matching.
[00:55:09]  On the way, by the way, on the way to your engagement party, Andrew puts this in a sprinter bus.
[00:55:14]  Thank you, but it was nice.
[00:55:15]  In the back seat in third row.
[00:55:17]  He could play.
[00:55:18]  Thank you.
[00:55:18]  It was nice.
[00:55:20]  Send me my car.
[00:55:21]  You got your own car in your bag.
[00:55:22]  I grew up in, bro.
[00:55:24]  Do you know what I grew up in?
[00:55:25]  Yeah.
[00:55:25]  You expect to get the same car as the fucking groom and bride.
[00:55:30]  Are you going to the hotel like they got the honeymoon sweet?
[00:55:33]  The way that he was.
[00:55:34]  I got the two queens.
[00:55:35]  My entitlement issues are wiggles.
[00:55:38]  The way that he learned, like, I could see his fucking brain work.
[00:55:42]  We get to the fucking, we get to like the engagement party, right?
[00:55:44]  There's the tables, right?
[00:55:45]  Yeah, and like the tables have like a seating thing, right?
[00:55:48]  Now, like, I don't put any thought into the seating thing.
[00:55:50]  I'm just like, I just want some people to know, like, you know, sit next to each other, and I want to make sure there are any singles that they're around, right?
[00:55:56]  Dove starts like truffle-sniffing for the what the name placements are, and he sees he's like at the table that me and Emma are at, but a little down.
[00:56:05]  And uh, I point, and I'd go, Yeah, yeah, you're over there.
[00:56:07]  And he goes, uh, and he goes, Okay, things are going according to plan tonight.
[00:56:15]  Like, he has some like snarky, like, he was literally gonna be upset.
[00:56:19]  He was gonna be upset if he wasn't at the fucking table, 100% because the other girl didn't have a date either.
[00:56:26]  So, you both had to sit next to her.
[00:56:28]  So, that girl was in the back third row in the little bus on the way over there.
[00:56:32]  And I, one girl tells the other girl, like, oh, what are you doing tomorrow?
[00:56:35]  I don't know, I'll go on a date.
[00:56:36]  Let me check Hinge.
[00:56:37]  Literally, didn't even know who she was going to talk to just to plan that night.
[00:56:40]  So, what I'm saying is, back in the day, guys that would go up to girls.
[00:56:44]  Andrew was also one of these guys before.
[00:56:46]  Like, that was we won.
[00:56:48]  We did it because we were brave.
[00:56:50]  It benefited us.
[00:56:51]  Bravery was beneficial back in the day.
[00:56:54]  And then the dating app shit definitely rewards Coward.
[00:56:57]  Does it swing back though?
[00:56:58]  So now women are this generation is having these like sort of lackluster dates where they're like, I'm hooking up these hot guys, but it's just like meaningless.
[00:57:04]  I feel nothing.
[00:57:06]  And then it swings back.
[00:57:07]  Do you know what I, to that point?
[00:57:09]  You know what?
[00:57:09]  I heard a girl say one of my girlfriend's friends said this recently.
[00:57:13]  I was like, she said she was going on a date, and I was like, How'd you meet the person?
[00:57:16]  And then she said this in like a surprise tone.
[00:57:18]  She was like, He actually came up to me in person.
[00:57:21]  Yeah.
[00:57:22]  Like, like that was novel.
[00:57:24]  Yeah.
[00:57:24]  Right.
[00:57:25]  And she was like, Yeah, I thought it was like really hot.
[00:57:27]  He's just like walked up to me and he just like started talking to me and then like asked me out and said like to go on a date to them that is foreign, but the chutzpah, if you will, still resonates, man.
[00:57:40]  Cables are turning, fellas.
[00:57:41]  It still fucking resonates.
[00:57:42]  Come back.
[00:57:43]  Your shot.
[00:57:44]  Learn your perfumes.
[00:57:45]  I mean, after COVID, do you guys like think about what it's going to be like in the world?
[00:57:50]  Like, is it going to be dating?
[00:57:51]  I think it's going to be the roaring 20s, the great Gatsby.
[00:57:54]  People are going to be going for it.
[00:57:56]  They're going for it.
[00:57:57]  She's being in Florida.
[00:57:59]  Think about that.
[00:58:00]  Like, someone's going to say, have a rule or be tense about one thing.
[00:58:04]  I'm going to look him in the face and be like, COVID.
[00:58:06]  Have you ever been badly rejected by a girl?
[00:58:10]  Like, she just was just really.
[00:58:13]  Yeah, but I live in LA and there's some horrible people in LA.
[00:58:17]  No, no, the worst thing, the thing that offends me the most, not to my face.
[00:58:20]  People don't offend me to my face.
[00:58:22]  Never gonna admit this.
[00:58:23]  Flakes.
[00:58:24]  I'll tell you.
[00:58:24]  The worst rejection.
[00:58:27]  I will admit the people.
[00:58:29]  They're horrible.

=== Post-Pandemic Dating Standards (07:22) ===

[00:58:32]  You know.
[00:58:33]  If you don't fuck me, you're a horrible.
[00:58:37]  You're horrible.
[00:58:39]  Calling your family.
[00:58:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:41]  No, no.
[00:58:41]  The worst is not to your face.
[00:58:43]  You, your father?
[00:58:46]  You ever met someone that didn't like you?
[00:58:47]  Yeah, I know some idiots.
[00:58:48]  I know some fucking absolute idiots.
[00:58:50]  Flaking has increased at a tenfold.
[00:58:52]  Oh, yeah.
[00:58:53]  Would you guys agree?
[00:58:54]  Canceled on, right?
[00:58:54]  Getting canceled.
[00:58:55]  So to my face, nobody.
[00:58:56]  We don't agree.
[00:58:57]  We're all married over here.
[00:58:59]  So you were getting flaked on, and you've never experienced this.
[00:59:02]  You couldn't believe it.
[00:59:04]  And also, you were closing the deal.
[00:59:06]  And you were really upset financially because the date would cost a certain amount of money.
[00:59:10]  I calculated it.
[00:59:11]  It would put it all in.
[00:59:12]  This really is a stock market.
[00:59:15]  It's the truffle, bro.
[00:59:17]  The truffle.
[00:59:19]  It's a stock market, bro.
[00:59:20]  That's crazy.
[00:59:21]  So I wonder, are your standards super high?
[00:59:24]  Like, do you have a pretty high average in terms of absurd?
[00:59:26]  So you have really, it works.
[00:59:28]  What's like the ugliest girl in terms of ratings that you've ever taken down?
[00:59:31]  Like a four?
[00:59:32]  No, like a Miss McGregor.
[00:59:35]  Honestly, you know what?
[00:59:36]  I don't go under a seven.
[00:59:38]  Because he is gay, partly, partly.
[00:59:40]  49%.
[00:59:41]  The girl is so beautiful that, like, you know how, like, oh, that they look like guys or something.
[00:59:47]  Not that they look like androgynous, just like when you get to.
[00:59:52]  Pressure to turn him on is so high.
[00:59:54]  Yes.
[00:59:54]  Like, I need to draw one.
[00:59:56]  I'm not getting turned on for anything because most of me is gay.
[00:59:58]  So the straight part of me needs a much more.
[01:00:01]  Like a straight guy sees like a girl with big titties that's super ugly and goes, I can work.
[01:00:05]  She's got big titties.
[01:00:06]  But, right?
[01:00:06]  But if you got 49, you say 49%.
[01:00:09]  But they need to understand what that means.
[01:00:10]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:11]  Do they say 49% gay?
[01:00:13]  No.
[01:00:13]  I know.
[01:00:16]  He's salted.
[01:00:17]  He's literally salt in your face.
[01:00:21]  Stop gay.
[01:00:22]  Stop getting salt.
[01:00:25]  Macho, macho, man.
[01:00:27]  Macho, man.
[01:00:28]  No, real quick, real quick.
[01:00:29]  Okay.
[01:00:30]  So I think like you can get to a point of good looking, right?
[01:00:33]  Like, there are guys that are like, let's say these like male models that look almost like a feminine, but you can look at them.
[01:00:39]  You can be like, you are an attractive human being.
[01:00:41]  Yes.
[01:00:42]  I don't want to fuck you.
[01:00:43]  You're some dude.
[01:00:43]  But at the same time, I'm not going to lie and say you're not a beautiful looking person.
[01:00:47]  I like Cobra.
[01:00:48]  That's 49%.
[01:00:50]  I'll tell a guy gorgeous, but I don't want that.
[01:00:54]  Gorgeous?
[01:00:55]  But I can say it, but because I think once you go to 51, you're gay.
[01:00:59]  Like, there's no, I don't think you're 51 to 99.
[01:01:02]  Like, you just like guys.
[01:01:04]  I could say, like, that guy is a good-looking dude.
[01:01:07]  I want that guy's eyes and abs, but I don't want to be with them sexually.
[01:01:12]  My girl brought a point the other day that she asked you, she said, why can't you be 50-50?
[01:01:17]  No, because it goes over the line.
[01:01:18]  It's over the number.
[01:01:20]  No.
[01:01:21]  That's bisexual.
[01:01:22]  There's no such thing as that for guys.
[01:01:25]  There's no such thing.
[01:01:26]  Yo, is that true about what's Starlord's character?
[01:01:28]  Yeah, Marvel decided Chris Pratt's character was gay.
[01:01:31]  That's his punishment for him.
[01:01:32]  Yo, that is so funny.
[01:01:33]  That's foul, bro.
[01:01:34]  That shit is.
[01:01:35]  He's already fucking aliens.
[01:01:36]  You want to make him fuck more shit?
[01:01:37]  Son.
[01:01:38]  Isn't his girl green?
[01:01:40]  And you know what?
[01:01:40]  Chris.
[01:01:41]  Isn't it the girl in the thing?
[01:01:42]  Gamora?
[01:01:43]  Yeah, Gamora's green.
[01:01:45]  And what?
[01:01:45]  They said he's bisexual.
[01:01:46]  So now I guess his character is going to come out as bisexual.
[01:01:49]  You know, they're doing that shit on purpose.
[01:01:51]  You think they negotiated with him?
[01:01:53]  You got to make more?
[01:01:54]  They're like, yo, your character's gay.
[01:01:55]  And he's like, best I can do is buy.
[01:01:59]  We'll go.
[01:01:59]  We'll split it with you.
[01:02:00]  We'll split the difference.
[01:02:02]  And that was because he said some shit, right?
[01:02:03]  Or the church he goes to?
[01:02:04]  The church he goes to, yo, honestly, that's what this is.
[01:02:08]  It might be his idea.
[01:02:10]  Is it that's what I'm saying?
[01:02:10]  Is it a PR move?
[01:02:12]  I'm not gay.
[01:02:12]  I'm so, or I'm not anti-gay.
[01:02:14]  I'm so not anti-gay.
[01:02:15]  I'm going to be a gay character.
[01:02:16]  I'm going to deal with all these homophobic rumors for as long as I exist in Hollywood as a Christian.
[01:02:23]  If I play the gay character, I won't go all the way gay, like you're saying, I'll go half seas.
[01:02:28]  If I play that, I can't be called homophobic because I leaned into it.
[01:02:33]  That's a brilliant PR move by him.
[01:02:35]  Here's the thing: who is in co-starring with him in the newest Guardians of the Galaxy?
[01:02:40]  I don't know.
[01:02:40]  Do you know?
[01:02:41]  One sexy motherfucker.
[01:02:43]  What happens at the end of Avengers Endgame?
[01:02:46]  Thor.
[01:02:47]  Oh, Chris.
[01:02:49]  Chris Hemsworth is in that ship with him, remember?
[01:02:52]  And there's that whole scene that's really funny about I'm the captain.
[01:02:54]  Oh, yeah.
[01:02:54]  Of course.
[01:02:55]  They're actually really funny together.
[01:02:56]  Son, there was sexual attention before.
[01:02:58]  And now there's, it's real.
[01:03:00]  Now it's fucking real, dude.
[01:03:02]  Yeah, that's going to be so.
[01:03:03]  Oh, yeah.
[01:03:03]  Dude, if you're bi, you're definitely getting smoked out by Thor.
[01:03:06]  100%.
[01:03:07]  You've got literally go like this, and your dick is going to fly into it.
[01:03:11]  He's got literally a hammer.
[01:03:12]  That's his whole weapon.
[01:03:14]  Don't go 51% for Chris Hempster.
[01:03:16]  Would you go 51% for Chris Hemstor?
[01:03:18]  No, but in Thor, when he talked about that shirt, would you go 51% for it?
[01:03:22]  It's like an auction.
[01:03:23]  Can I get 50, 50, 50, 51?
[01:03:25]  No, I will go.
[01:03:26]  I will tell all the guys who are good looking.
[01:03:27]  That's a good looking guy.
[01:03:29]  Saying someone's good looking, you don't have to be gay.
[01:03:31]  That's literally math.
[01:03:33]  Yeah, all my symmetry.
[01:03:35]  Seeing four guys look at me right now, the second I name a name, don't you guys do something on this guy?
[01:03:40]  Like at the same time, you think it's like Nickelodeon, you're gonna get slimed or something?
[01:03:47]  The orange blimp is gonna dump the thing on me.
[01:03:50]  No, that guy comes from by the way.
[01:03:51]  No, but Chris is a gorgeous man.
[01:03:53]  You have such high standards for women.
[01:03:54]  I'm trying to see who's your guy standard.
[01:03:56]  Yeah, who do you high standards for guys?
[01:03:58]  Do you, or do you like, he'll just take any old thing?
[01:03:59]  Yeah, I'm sure some women that are trying to have sex with you are wondering who you think the hottest guy is.
[01:04:04]  So, like, if you were to like casually chat him up, what would you say?
[01:04:05]  I think Chris Emsworth is a peace, peace, grab him by his ponytail.
[01:04:10]  It just worked, bro.
[01:04:10]  That just worked.
[01:04:11]  Yeah, that was good.
[01:04:11]  You did.
[01:04:13]  But you're not going to be with Chris Hemsworth.
[01:04:15]  Never.
[01:04:16]  Never.
[01:04:16]  I want his abs, his eyes, the flowy hair, like Mark's.
[01:04:19]  Nope.
[01:04:20]  Yes.
[01:04:20]  He's dead.
[01:04:21]  Never.
[01:04:22]  Never.
[01:04:23]  It's an easy.
[01:04:23]  That's why the whole 49% thing is super easy.
[01:04:27]  I could always give then girls like that.
[01:04:30]  Like, I could talk to a girl and be like, oh, that, like, the girl's friend.
[01:04:34]  And they're talking about a guy.
[01:04:35]  Oh, let me see your guy.
[01:04:36]  Oh, that guy's pretty good.
[01:04:37]  He's made up a thing.
[01:04:38]  That guy's pretty cute.
[01:04:39]  Yeah.
[01:04:40]  And then it just allows him to relate to girls because he's not good looking enough to get them just off looks.
[01:04:44]  By the way, that's disrespectful.
[01:04:46]  I'm on his own.
[01:04:47]  I want to see you.
[01:04:49]  I want to see you cute.
[01:04:51]  Also, another one of my moves.
[01:04:53]  I'm throwing shits.
[01:04:54]  I have a lot of gay friends.
[01:04:56]  Have gay friends.
[01:04:57]  That also helps you with girls.
[01:04:59]  Oh, the gay friends.
[01:05:00]  Do the gay friends try to throw it at you though?
[01:05:02]  No, no, no, no.
[01:05:03]  Once they know, once they know they're fun and they're flirty and I love them.
[01:05:06]  I love my gays.
[01:05:07]  And they will help you.
[01:05:08]  Do they ever go at you?
[01:05:08]  Do they try to grab Schmeckle?
[01:05:10]  No, no, no.
[01:05:12]  You've never had them come after Schmecks?
[01:05:14]  Nope.
[01:05:15]  Never once.
[01:05:15]  I felt mad good the other day.
[01:05:17]  Like, you know, when you're wearing some fly shit, dude's like, oh, that's, that's ill, whatever.
[01:05:20]  Yeah.
[01:05:21]  Dove commented me, commented on my outfit.
[01:05:23]  And that's different when you get a comment from it.
[01:05:26]  Yeah, when you get a gay, 49% gay.
[01:05:28]  Nah, he was like, yo, that's a really nice outfit.
[01:05:29]  I'm like, all right, I don't even know.
[01:05:32]  It was with the goal, but I think, don't you New Yorkers love when we comment on your Jordans and your, like, he was wearing like the whole outfit with me on your head.
[01:05:42]  Yeah, yeah, the whole outfit.
[01:05:44]  Don't take that back.
[01:05:46]  You said that.
[01:05:47]  Oh, now you want the outfit.
[01:05:48]  Hell yeah.
[01:05:49]  Fuck you.
[01:05:49]  This time he gets you, yo.
[01:05:50]  He says all 49%.
[01:05:52]  He wants all 49%.

=== Dumbledore Outfit Comments (05:59) ===

[01:05:54]  By stroke, ego, stroke.
[01:05:58]  You said the whole thing.
[01:05:59]  No, Al is the flyest dresser.
[01:06:01]  Nah, nah, nah.
[01:06:03]  I get that.
[01:06:04]  I want that.
[01:06:05]  Al is my favorite dresser in the studio, for sure.
[01:06:08]  That's disrespectful, bro.
[01:06:10]  Sorry.
[01:06:10]  That's disrespectful.
[01:06:11]  Sorry.
[01:06:12]  I like that.
[01:06:12]  I mean, that's disrespectful, bro.
[01:06:16]  I love you, though.
[01:06:17]  Nah, Al does dress well.
[01:06:18]  I mean, I dress better than Al, but Al does dress.
[01:06:21]  But my suit game is better than all yours.
[01:06:22]  That's all I care about.
[01:06:23]  Everything else, I go basics.
[01:06:25]  My suits are good.
[01:06:26]  You did that.
[01:06:27]  LA all black shit.
[01:06:28]  I hate that shit.
[01:06:30]  It's slimming.
[01:06:31]  I'm trying to get back at you, Bridget, for taking away any compliments.
[01:06:34]  They took me away.
[01:06:35]  Stupid ass all black.
[01:06:36]  Stupid, fucking, stupid ass.
[01:06:38]  Fucking losers.
[01:06:39]  I got Crocs at home.
[01:06:41]  They took the New York shit.
[01:06:42]  That used to be our shit.
[01:06:43]  What, wearing all black?
[01:06:44]  Yeah.
[01:06:45]  We still do.
[01:06:45]  Yeah, but now it's like, it's an outfit for them.
[01:06:48]  The black t-shirts.
[01:06:48]  I just did it because it was slimming.
[01:06:50]  Like, every colleague was stopped wearing white t-shirts.
[01:06:52]  You could see the lines.
[01:06:53]  I was like, all right.
[01:06:54]  It was getting thick.
[01:06:55]  That was getting thick.
[01:06:56]  I'm better.
[01:06:57]  That was getting thick, bro.
[01:07:00]  It's really bothering me.
[01:07:03]  I remember him getting fat and being like, there's no way he's still getting honest.
[01:07:06]  He still gets pulled.
[01:07:07]  It's like an orbit of a planet.
[01:07:10]  You just get stuck in that shit and spinning around, bro.
[01:07:15]  All right, fellas.
[01:07:15]  What else we got?
[01:07:16]  A vaccine.
[01:07:17]  Y'all taking it?
[01:07:18]  We don't need it.
[01:07:18]  We don't need it, bro.
[01:07:19]  Let him work out the kinks.
[01:07:21]  It's just like waiting for the next iPhone.
[01:07:22]  You know what I mean?
[01:07:23]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:07:24]  What do you think about that?
[01:07:24]  I just say that only because somebody reached out to me in the DMs that he was like, his uncle got COVID.
[01:07:30]  Yeah, he said, like two months later, his uncle got COVID again and actually passed away.
[01:07:34]  So let's not spread that rumor that you can't get it twice.
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[01:08:50]  But seriously, what else we got, man?
[01:08:51]  We just went all through all that fire.
[01:08:52]  We got some more fire.
[01:08:53]  We got some more fire for that anus.
[01:08:55]  Or do you want to talk vaccinated?
[01:08:56]  Oh, right.
[01:08:57]  Actually, yeah, we were talking about it.
[01:08:58]  Real quick, this is what I'm going to say about Chris Pratt.
[01:09:00]  Yep.
[01:09:00]  Go back to that.
[01:09:01]  I think what he's going to do is be like, hey, I'm bisexual.
[01:09:03]  We don't need to show it in the movie because I don't want to portray him differently as the character.
[01:09:08]  The character just happens to be bisexual.
[01:09:10]  He's in love with Gamora.
[01:09:12]  He just happens to be bisexual.
[01:09:13]  So you don't have to write no gay shit in his thing.
[01:09:15]  He just plays the character normally and be like, why would I change the way I act just because I'm bisexual?
[01:09:20]  It has no impact on who I am.
[01:09:22]  It's like challenge Bob.
[01:09:23]  Now he woke.
[01:09:23]  Yeah.
[01:09:24]  Yeah.
[01:09:24]  Interesting.
[01:09:25]  Now he woke.
[01:09:26]  Now he's welcome.
[01:09:27]  Because I didn't change the character.
[01:09:28]  I see everybody as equal.
[01:09:30]  They dumbledored him.
[01:09:31]  Dumbledore, the boy.
[01:09:33]  Dumbledore was gay.
[01:09:34]  Yeah, but now really.
[01:09:36]  That was J.K. Rowan's whole shit.
[01:09:38]  She was just calling everyone gay and stuff.
[01:09:39]  Yeah.
[01:09:41]  Dumbledore's gay.
[01:09:42]  What did he do to his gay?
[01:09:43]  She just said he was gay after the books were written.
[01:09:45]  But what he do to was gay?
[01:09:47]  I mean, dress.
[01:09:48]  Yeah.
[01:09:48]  He wore dress all the time.
[01:09:49]  He's a wizard.
[01:09:50]  Mass sparkly.
[01:09:51]  His beard was really well cut.
[01:09:52]  Harry Potter was a wizard.
[01:09:53]  He wore slacks.
[01:09:54]  Yeah.
[01:09:55]  No, he wasn't.
[01:09:56]  He was a Wizard Apprentice.
[01:09:59]  He wasn't a full wizard, yeah.
[01:10:00]  At the end, he ain't wearing no motherfucking gown.
[01:10:03]  Yeah, and when he was wearing Pants from Express when he was at the end with his kids.
[01:10:06]  He was a wizard-ass man.
[01:10:07]  Because he was at the motherfucking nine and three quarters, son.
[01:10:09]  You can't go to nine and three quarters, dress in your wizard outfit.
[01:10:12]  They're gonna know you're a McGuggle.
[01:10:14]  What other Muggle?
[01:10:15]  What other McGuggle?
[01:10:16]  Whatever Muggle.
[01:10:17]  Muggle.
[01:10:18]  Yeah.
[01:10:18]  No, McGill.
[01:10:19]  What did your Gaydar say about Dumbledore?
[01:10:22]  She said he was gay.
[01:10:23]  Oh, what did your Gaydar say?
[01:10:25]  What do you say?
[01:10:25]  In real life?
[01:10:26]  Nah.
[01:10:26]  He's not gay.
[01:10:27]  Now, the dude from Lord of the Rings is gay.
[01:10:29]  Which one?
[01:10:30]  In real life.
[01:10:30]  Sir Ian McKellen.
[01:10:32]  Sir Ian McKellen.
[01:10:33]  That's a sir in your name.
[01:10:35]  Hold up, hold up.
[01:10:36]  Wait, Star Trek?
[01:10:37]  That's what they call gay people.
[01:10:39]  Magneto is gay in real life.
[01:10:41]  Nah, baby.
[01:10:41]  Patrick Stewart is gay.
[01:10:43]  He's not gay.
[01:10:44]  He's not gay.
[01:10:45]  Fuck out of here.
[01:10:46]  He's gay.
[01:10:47]  Fuck out of it.
[01:10:48]  This guy is crazy.
[01:10:49]  Hold up.
[01:10:49]  Hold on.
[01:10:50]  He's gay.
[01:10:50]  I understand.
[01:10:51]  Is Magneto is gay or Gandhi's gay?
[01:10:56]  Which one of them are gay, bro?
[01:10:57]  No, I mean, I need to know this for real.
[01:11:00]  Magneto in real life, Sir Ian McKellen is gay.
[01:11:05]  And that dude's mad old.
[01:11:06]  He's been gay for a long ass time.
[01:11:08]  Openly gay since 1988.
[01:11:11]  Nah, baby.
[01:11:12]  Uh-oh, Al.
[01:11:14]  Why does this look like a local restaurant?
[01:11:16]  Openly gay since 88.
[01:11:18]  Yo, more like Gandalf the gay.
[01:11:23]  Oh, man.
[01:11:25]  Nah, for real, though.
[01:11:25]  He's gay.
[01:11:26]  How did he make a big deal about that?
[01:11:29]  I think he's big.
[01:11:29]  I think the whole Lord of the Rings gay as fuck.
[01:11:31]  Why?
[01:11:32]  Them little boys were gay for each other.
[01:11:33]  So they were.
[01:11:34]  Gay for hours.
[01:11:35]  Come on, cut that out, bro.
[01:11:36]  Sam got married at the end, dog.
[01:11:38]  To what?
[01:11:39]  Sam got married to get this applause joint.
[01:11:42]  Y'all are real disrespectful.
[01:11:43]  You're talking about Orlando Bloom, that blonde fucking archer.
[01:11:46]  That motherfucker right there is a cute motherfucker right there.
[01:11:49]  51%, bro.
[01:11:50]  That's your 51% right now.
[01:11:52]  You guys ain't showing that children.

=== Gandalf the Gay Rules (08:03) ===

[01:11:53]  Can I say something?
[01:11:54]  That's an elf.
[01:11:56]  And elven people do not count as human beings.
[01:11:59]  You can smash male or female elves.
[01:12:01]  Is that true?
[01:12:02]  Yeah.
[01:12:06]  I didn't know what the official ruling on that was.
[01:12:07]  That's the official rule.
[01:12:09]  That's the official rule, yo, for real.
[01:12:10]  That motherfucker with his little bow, shoot me, Cupid.
[01:12:17]  I see you, Orlando.
[01:12:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:12:20]  I'll show you something that could bloom.
[01:12:25]  No, but for real, though, congratulations to you and Katie Perry on your marriage.
[01:12:29]  And I hope everything works out.
[01:12:31]  Oh, fuck.
[01:12:32]  But no.
[01:12:35]  All right, guys, let's take a break real quick so I can tell you about whoop.
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[01:13:19]  Alex, you might not be sleeping well either.
[01:13:21]  You've been working on a little project.
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[01:14:08]  Now let's get back to the show.
[01:14:10]  All right, what else we got, man?
[01:14:12]  Do you want to just answer if we're getting a vaccine?
[01:14:14]  None of y'all get it.
[01:14:15]  I'm not getting the vaccine.
[01:14:16]  I'm cured.
[01:14:16]  I'm cured.
[01:14:17]  I'm going to wait.
[01:14:18]  I'm cured.
[01:14:19]  So that's not a no.
[01:14:20]  You're cured.
[01:14:21]  That's not a no.
[01:14:22]  You're cured.
[01:14:23]  Are you getting it?
[01:14:24]  I'm await.
[01:14:25]  But what is it?
[01:14:25]  You don't need to.
[01:14:27]  Are you going to get it?
[01:14:27]  What does I'm await mean?
[01:14:29]  I'm going to get the...
[01:14:30]  What stupid answer was that?
[01:14:31]  It's the best non-answer.
[01:14:32]  Hey, let me ask you a question.
[01:14:33]  You can say the same thing, right?
[01:14:36]  How could we waste three seconds on the podcast?
[01:14:42]  Yo, he froze again.
[01:14:45]  Buffering.
[01:14:48]  I'm going to wait.
[01:14:50]  No, in all seriousness, come on, why wouldn't you get it?
[01:14:53]  I might get it down the road like six months or something because I heard the antibodies last for a few months.
[01:14:57]  That's what I've heard.
[01:14:59]  Bro, a few months?
[01:15:01]  Darmin thinks people like the rules because it gives them comfort and structure.
[01:15:04]  And then as soon as you get it, you no longer have to abide by the rules.
[01:15:07]  You're bothering me so much.
[01:15:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:15:09]  And so you can't.
[01:15:11]  As soon as you get Corona, you got some earthly knowledge.
[01:15:14]  Hey, part of me just had this revelation that people like.
[01:15:18]  Dove does the same shit, but it's about lipsticks.
[01:15:23]  Technically, the ones that you spin actually get mashed more.
[01:15:25]  What you can actually do is get a top.
[01:15:27]  People love the rules so much that as soon as they get corona, they're like, oh, I don't technically have to follow the rules.
[01:15:31]  So then that makes the rules dumb.
[01:15:32]  So they're like, oh no, I have to think that the rules still apply to me because I can still get it.
[01:15:37]  He said you love the rules.
[01:15:39]  He said you love the rules.
[01:15:40]  He called both of y'all simps.
[01:15:42]  He called y'all cups.
[01:15:43]  He called y'all fascist.
[01:15:44]  That was a whole lot of nothing he just said.
[01:15:46]  Yeah, no, communists or Marxists.
[01:15:49]  That's the Marxist right there.
[01:15:50]  Just talking about religion right now.
[01:15:51]  That's what he's talking about.
[01:15:52]  Oh, shit.
[01:15:53]  Oh, shit.
[01:15:54]  You don't let him come at you with religion.
[01:15:57]  Let me be mad.
[01:15:58]  Let me be mad.
[01:15:58]  What did he say?
[01:16:00]  That just gives you comfort and structure.
[01:16:03]  But then, shit.
[01:16:05]  But when you give it up, you really don't abide by them.
[01:16:07]  Oh, what's up, bro?
[01:16:09]  What's up?
[01:16:10]  That motherfucker done flipped down on you.
[01:16:13]  Anything around religion?
[01:16:14]  Oh, she's correct.
[01:16:16]  Hey, here's the script.
[01:16:17]  He just got fit.
[01:16:19]  I'm in the spin cycle paper.
[01:16:21]  Damn, Al, that was quick.
[01:16:22]  How'd you do that shit?
[01:16:24]  I don't know, bro.
[01:16:25]  Yo, you did that so fast, Al?
[01:16:27]  You don't got no corona fog in your brain.
[01:16:30]  You, on the other hand, is that a real thing, Corona Fog?
[01:16:32]  I heard.
[01:16:33]  But you heard so much shit.
[01:16:34]  What are you talking about?
[01:16:35]  You heard.
[01:16:36]  You just heard every symptom.
[01:16:37]  That's real shit.
[01:16:38]  Read up.
[01:16:38]  I wouldn't know.
[01:16:39]  I didn't correct it.
[01:16:39]  Read up.
[01:16:40]  I think you know, read up.
[01:16:43]  Al's face.
[01:16:44]  He was so serious.
[01:16:46]  Nah, that's real shit.
[01:16:47]  Read up.
[01:16:47]  You guys got corona because you don't believe in God.
[01:16:49]  He didn't protect you.
[01:16:50]  Oh, unlike you.
[01:16:52]  You got it too.
[01:16:53]  You did.
[01:16:53]  No, I didn't.
[01:16:53]  And you got it the worst.
[01:16:54]  I tested positive.
[01:16:55]  I did it the worst.
[01:16:56]  I tested positive.
[01:16:57]  I did not get it.
[01:16:57]  I tested positive because you got it.
[01:16:59]  And people don't even know the real symptoms you had.
[01:17:01]  You say the real symptoms.
[01:17:02]  I watched Mario Kart.
[01:17:04]  I played not to miss it.
[01:17:05]  You watched Mario Flight.
[01:17:05]  I said not to mention the assumption.
[01:17:07]  Corona fall.
[01:17:07]  Corona fall.
[01:17:08]  Corona.
[01:17:09]  Corona fault.
[01:17:09]  You just got to go.
[01:17:11]  I didn't blame Corona fault, bro.
[01:17:13]  See, that was a real coronavirus.
[01:17:14]  He's going to fogging your brain.
[01:17:16]  Andrew, Akash, Alex Media, they're so mad about me.
[01:17:19]  They are so mad because Corona was feasting on them.
[01:17:23]  You had diarrhea.
[01:17:24]  Corona was feasting on it so much.
[01:17:27]  I know, bro.
[01:17:29]  I know.
[01:17:29]  Corona was feasible on that.
[01:17:31]  His girl snitched on him, son.
[01:17:32]  I was at home drinking my ties.
[01:17:34]  But I switched on him.
[01:17:35]  His girl told us he had explosive diarrhea.
[01:17:38]  I've never had a corona diarrhea.
[01:17:40]  No.
[01:17:41]  Never happened.
[01:17:42]  She goes, The multiple times I had to hand him toilet paper in the bathroom because he was finishing rolls of toilet paper.
[01:17:47]  Wow.
[01:17:47]  That's not true.
[01:17:48]  He was bleeding on his ass.
[01:17:50]  She said he took the laptop in there and just started working from the fucking toilet.
[01:17:55]  Never happened.
[01:17:56]  Yo, how you let Corona fuck your butthole?
[01:17:59]  Bro, how'd you let Corona get in your mouth in the first place?
[01:18:02]  That shit is whatever.
[01:18:03]  But the corona entered your body.
[01:18:04]  It's from the rigging.
[01:18:06]  You got weird fucked by the Rona.
[01:18:08]  You got Corona from Akash.
[01:18:10]  You got his germs all in your mouth, bro.
[01:18:11]  That is sucks.
[01:18:12]  That we do, bro.
[01:18:12]  That's what we do, bro.
[01:18:13]  That's Bob, son.
[01:18:14]  51.
[01:18:15]  No, his germs are going up.
[01:18:16]  My Sphinx.
[01:18:17]  What?
[01:18:18]  Yo, Corona got in your Sphinx.
[01:18:20]  No, it wasn't.
[01:18:21]  I would never let Corona get that far down with you.
[01:18:22]  Oh, that was Tacombi.
[01:18:24]  No.
[01:18:24]  Yes.
[01:18:25]  Wait a minute.
[01:18:27]  I had Mexican.
[01:18:28]  I had Mexican that day.
[01:18:29]  No, you didn't have Mexican.
[01:18:30]  You didn't have Mexican the entire time because that lasted four days, son.
[01:18:34]  Like, fuck out of here.
[01:18:35]  What kind of whole poison is that?
[01:18:37]  Sometimes I like to work in the bathroom.
[01:18:38]  What's wrong with you?
[01:18:38]  She said this.
[01:18:39]  She said this from the bathroom once.
[01:18:40]  You said this.
[01:18:41]  She said.
[01:18:41]  What did I say?
[01:18:42]  She said that he was in there with a diarrhea and she just heard him go, I'm sweating.
[01:18:50]  We don't have a fan in our bathroom.
[01:18:51]  That shit went out.
[01:18:52]  And so now it gets humid.
[01:18:54]  And it was after a shower, so it was all fogging up the mill.
[01:18:56]  Why you let Corona do that to you?
[01:18:58]  No, bro.
[01:18:59]  It's because it was really hot in the bathroom.
[01:19:00]  Okay.
[01:19:01]  Not because of Corona.
[01:19:02]  No, bro.
[01:19:03]  No.
[01:19:03]  I got pneumonia like a man, son.
[01:19:05]  Son.
[01:19:06]  Have you told people you got pneumonia?
[01:19:07]  Yeah.
[01:19:07]  Yeah.
[01:19:08]  Your mom's about to freak the fuck out.
[01:19:09]  She listens to this.
[01:19:11]  She's about to text all of us.
[01:19:13]  Lies and deflections.
[01:19:14]  You had pneumonia this whole time, Alex.
[01:19:17]  Fucking with us.
[01:19:19]  That motherfucker.
[01:19:21]  That motherfucker was so in depth with his lies and deflections.
[01:19:25]  I know, Bob.
[01:19:26]  I love you, bro.
[01:19:27]  Oh, bro.
[01:19:28]  Okay.
[01:19:29]  What else we got, man?
[01:19:30]  We all getting vaccinated.
[01:19:31]  I'm already vaccinated by the virus.
[01:19:32]  The virus vaccinated me.
[01:19:34]  But you think people take that answer, though?
[01:19:35]  Like, you try to fly and they're like, oh, you got to have a negative test?
[01:19:38]  Like, or are they going to be like, they're doing that in places?
[01:19:40]  I have a negative test.
[01:19:41]  Where's your vaccine?
[01:19:42]  I not to fly, but I have to go get tested before I go to Hawaii.
[01:19:46]  What if they say you have to have the vaccine in order to do shit?
[01:19:50]  Yeah, I'm going to get it.
[01:19:50]  Then you got to get it.
[01:19:52]  Yeah, because I'm not going to start a fucking crusade over that.
[01:19:55]  That's the shit you would do.
[01:19:56]  Start a crusade.

=== Walmart Data Monopoly (05:47) ===

[01:19:57]  Nah, you wouldn't do it.
[01:19:57]  You're fucking rules and regulations ass religion.
[01:19:59]  Start a crusade.
[01:20:00]  That's what you do.
[01:20:01]  Nuh-uh.
[01:20:01]  Catholics.
[01:20:02]  Nah, he would get.
[01:20:04]  He said it's so mean.
[01:20:06]  Sam.
[01:20:08]  Sam.
[01:20:08]  Hey, did Catholicism ever get to India?
[01:20:11]  Nope.
[01:20:12]  Stopped you at the border.
[01:20:13]  Yeah, because it was so sweaty over there.
[01:20:16]  We'd be all in the bathroom being like, oh, it's so sweaty.
[01:20:18]  You're going to get the toilet paper for your diarrhea ass.
[01:20:24]  All right.
[01:20:24]  All right.
[01:20:24]  What else we got?
[01:20:27]  Not the thing of stopping shit to rivers.
[01:20:29]  The Federal Trade Commission is seeking to permanently, a permanent injunction in federal court that could require Facebook to divest assets like Instagram and WhatsApp, calling for the company to be able to.
[01:20:40]  Did you write this or did you copy paste the title?
[01:20:42]  I kind of like pieced it together.
[01:20:44]  It was like a copy paste.
[01:20:45]  Fair enough.
[01:20:46]  Fair enough.
[01:20:46]  Because the real shit was bad long, and I was like, I got to get that.
[01:20:49]  That shit was heady, bro.
[01:20:50]  I got lost midway through that.
[01:20:52]  You said injunction.
[01:20:52]  I said, huh?
[01:20:53]  But yeah.
[01:20:55]  I don't think that's right.
[01:20:55]  So what does that mean?
[01:20:56]  They're just basically blockbusting Facebook.
[01:21:00]  Yeah.
[01:21:00]  Listen, I think it's all about trust busting, but don't be buzzing my business.
[01:21:04]  You know what I mean?
[01:21:05]  We need Instagram right now.
[01:21:07]  Facebook, you could take, but Instagram, we need to use Instagram.
[01:21:10]  So as long as we can use the gram to get to the people.
[01:21:13]  No, but I think it's going to be on some like, oh, you got to break it up and then force them to sell it to somebody like that.
[01:21:18]  Like the fake shit they do with ATT?
[01:21:19]  Yeah.
[01:21:19]  Yeah.
[01:21:20]  Yeah, fake ass shit.
[01:21:21]  Way to break up ATT, guys.
[01:21:23]  You did a great job killing ATT.
[01:21:25]  It's like they're still around.
[01:21:26]  Everything's fine.
[01:21:27]  You made some other guy richer?
[01:21:29]  Yeah.
[01:21:29]  Basically.
[01:21:30]  You're just handing the money over to someone else.
[01:21:32]  It's stupid.
[01:21:33]  You think maybe it makes the product better if Instagram completely separates from Facebook?
[01:21:37]  Nah, because I think that they both use each other's data.
[01:21:40]  Yeah.
[01:21:40]  So, and I think in the data game, it's just the more data you got, the better.
[01:21:44]  That's my assumption.
[01:21:46]  I don't know if you would cross over data between Instagram and Facebook.
[01:21:48]  Why wouldn't you?
[01:21:49]  I mean, must, right?
[01:21:50]  No, they do.
[01:21:51]  Yeah.
[01:21:51]  Have to.
[01:21:52]  So I think, yeah, the more data you have, the better.
[01:21:54]  But like, these motherfuckers are going to find a way around it.
[01:21:56]  This is ever a case where that's okay for the government to break up a company.
[01:22:02]  I mean, yeah, you had to do it, I guess, back in the day.
[01:22:05]  Why?
[01:22:06]  Like, because there were unfair working practices, not working practices, because it was eventually it hurts the consumer.
[01:22:12]  Yeah, it becomes so non-competitive.
[01:22:14]  Yeah.
[01:22:14]  Like the barrier to entry into an industry is so high that it's like, I mean, the capitalists would say it's anti-capitalistic.
[01:22:20]  Yeah.
[01:22:21]  They just basically have this like monopolistic.
[01:22:23]  But they were saying that about Walmart 10 years ago.
[01:22:26]  And then Amazon comes in the game and it's like, yo, I'm just going to.
[01:22:29]  I remember my dad said.
[01:22:30]  Well, real quick, some people argue that Walmart should have been shut down years ago because what will happen is a Walmart will come into a small town.
[01:22:36]  They'll exist.
[01:22:37]  And then literally all the mom and pop shops in that town that sell similar things to Walmart will go out of business because Walmart will actually specifically undercut all of them with the products.
[01:22:46]  They will lose money on those products that competitors in the market are also selling.
[01:22:51]  So be like, all right, you're exhibiting unfair business practices because the whole idea of capitalism is that these different companies compete and they lower the price while increasing the quality.
[01:23:00]  That's the idea.
[01:23:01]  But if there is no competition, anti-capitalistic.
[01:23:04]  The reason why Amazon hasn't been chopped up yet is because it hasn't affected the consumer.
[01:23:10]  So what happens when Walmart's the only game in town?
[01:23:12]  This hasn't happened yet.
[01:23:13]  But essentially, they could raise prices to as much as they want.
[01:23:16]  But they don't.
[01:23:16]  They don't, which is why it's good and the people don't care.
[01:23:19]  But eventually, let's say they got to the point where they could if they wanted to.
[01:23:22]  Then all of a sudden the people would be like, whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
[01:23:24]  I don't like Walmart that much.
[01:23:26]  As long as the prices are low enough where the people are fine, the government I don't think cares about the average mom and pop shop.
[01:23:32]  No, that's my assumption.
[01:23:34]  So that's why Walmart hasn't been broken up or Amazon has been broken up.
[01:23:36]  But Facebook, you don't have to pay to use it.
[01:23:38]  You don't have to pay to use Instagram.
[01:23:39]  You don't have to pay to use WhatsApp.
[01:23:41]  Like, and that's consumers not being affected.
[01:23:43]  So why does the company do that?
[01:23:44]  The mom and pop shops love it because it allows them to target people with the products that they're selling.
[01:23:49]  This is the people don't want this.
[01:23:50]  Well, that's the thing: they're not going to just get rid of Instagram shit.
[01:23:54]  They're just going to break them up or do whatever they do.
[01:23:56]  But they feel like they're different companies.
[01:23:58]  Like, WhatsApp is a telecom company.
[01:24:00]  Instagram is like Sony makes TVs.
[01:24:02]  They make movies.
[01:24:03]  Like, they go separately.
[01:24:04]  I think the craziest one is.
[01:24:06]  Real quick, Dove, just on this point, I think that the reason why the government is stepping in is because they feel a lack of control over the company.
[01:24:14]  Yeah.
[01:24:15]  And they're just like, oh, well, maybe if we exhibit some control, they'll start to play nice.
[01:24:20]  And we're existing in a time where like corporations have more power than the government potentially.
[01:24:25]  And I think there has been times in history that probably mirror this.
[01:24:28]  Like, I don't know, maybe like the big barons and shit like that.
[01:24:32]  Didn't somebody like give a loan to the United States government as well?
[01:24:35]  Multiple times.
[01:24:36]  Rockefeller, but also Governor Morris, I believe his name.
[01:24:40]  He bankrolled the Revolutionary Army in the Revolutionary War.
[01:24:47]  So this has happened multiple times.
[01:24:49]  But something will happen where the government will basically just big dick them.
[01:24:53]  But who knows what it is?
[01:24:54]  Now, what you were saying, Doug?
[01:24:54]  Well, I was saying like with Facebook and Instagram, you still pay them for ads.
[01:24:58]  They take percentages here or there.
[01:25:00]  That model works for the consumer and the business.
[01:25:02]  The thing that's scary is if you ever go to Amazon, you see how you start saying, oh, Amazon's always pushing after I search for a product from some mom and pop that has like a product.
[01:25:13]  Now they're pushing all these Amazon basics and they have the data to say, you know what?
[01:25:18]  I'm going to make this a dollar less than the mom and pop.
[01:25:20]  So they're using your data against you.
[01:25:22]  That's going to be, I think, the future scary thing for you in a way, because you actually get, if we're going to say like we're all part of the mom and pops, that's where it's egregious, bro.
[01:25:32]  It's like if you're going to be a marketplace for all of us to sell that's dope, if you're going to start competing for us on with us on your own marketplace, it's like you're just being selfish right now.
[01:25:40]  So that's, that's a little too greedy, right?
[01:25:41]  It's also worth noting with this, this is just them calling for it.

=== Washington Football Mascot (03:20) ===

[01:25:44]  We don't know.
[01:25:45]  We don't know if this goes through.
[01:25:46]  We don't know what happens.
[01:25:47]  This could just be saber rattling on their part, where they're like, yo, we're like, we're on to you like, and like you said, like yeah, if you don't start like handing over data, if you don't start like doing our bidding, then we might have to come through.
[01:25:56]  And it's like when they blow up your car in the mafia movies, yeah, it's like they're not trying to kill you, they're sending a message.
[01:26:02]  Yeah, that's, that's what, my thing.
[01:26:04]  All right, let's go, let's do one more and then we gotta, we gotta get out of here.
[01:26:07]  Uh well, I know we talked on him, like he's call.
[01:26:10]  We talked on Jake Paul earlier, but he's calling everybody out.
[01:26:13]  I think he's just calling anybody out.
[01:26:15]  That's the extreme version.
[01:26:17]  But yeah, I think he called Kanye out just for fun.
[01:26:19]  I think he's just like.
[01:26:20]  I don't think Kanye is really gonna fight Kanye, but that is his amazing knockout.
[01:26:25]  That would get him Conner that's the one you were talking about before oh yeah, but nobody would even have a chance.
[01:26:30]  I think he needs to fight people.
[01:26:32]  That that the people believe will beat him.
[01:26:36]  Right, I think he has to beat the underdog, In other words, it has to be an athlete.
[01:26:39]  Yeah.
[01:26:40]  There's no entertainer that I think.
[01:26:42]  No rapper.
[01:26:42]  100%.
[01:26:43]  This is interesting, though.
[01:26:44]  Maybe we get out of here after this.
[01:26:46]  The Cleveland Indians changing their mascot.
[01:26:48]  Are they changing their name too?
[01:26:49]  I mean, they're going to be Cleveland, but they're not going to be the Indians anymore.
[01:26:53]  And after the next season, and then they're going to involve the fans to help them decide on the future name and brand names.
[01:27:01]  The fans love it.
[01:27:02]  Everything but it won't be one of the yeah, they'll have probably like four choices or whatever in the nature.
[01:27:06]  Right.
[01:27:07]  I don't know.
[01:27:08]  Yeah, they'll probably just do maybe a tribe and then change the mascot.
[01:27:11]  It's funny.
[01:27:11]  I wonder if they just all go the I mean, this is not Europe, didn't do this for a reason, but like with all like the soccer teams in Europe, how they're just like Barcelona football club or FC Barcelona or Real Madrid, like the Washington football team.
[01:27:26]  Washington football team, right?
[01:27:27]  But I wonder if like there's no way they did it because they're like, we should be woke and we don't want to be offensive with our mascots.
[01:27:32]  But at the same time, it ended up really working out.
[01:27:35]  Yeah.
[01:27:35]  And nobody really cares.
[01:27:36]  They still buy the jerseys, all that kind of shit.
[01:27:37]  Like the mascot means nothing.
[01:27:38]  I don't know what a Yankee is.
[01:27:40]  Yeah.
[01:27:41]  Do you know what a Yankee is?
[01:27:42]  Nope.
[01:27:42]  Isn't that just a northerner?
[01:27:43]  A northerner, but it probably was something.
[01:27:46]  It had some sort of Lakers.
[01:27:49]  It's in LA, but it's Minnesota for all the lakes.
[01:27:51]  Yeah, the jazz, same shit.
[01:27:53]  Yeah, like the name means nothing.
[01:27:54]  Like, yank it off.
[01:27:55]  Who gives a fuck?
[01:27:56]  I mean, it gives you an excuse to buy another jersey, I guess.
[01:27:58]  Yeah.
[01:27:58]  Yeah.
[01:27:59]  Yeah, you're just, and you're just trying to stay out of the fire.
[01:28:01]  I think Washington only changed their name, the Redskins, after there was like this big, like, sexual harassment scandal.
[01:28:08]  No, no, no.
[01:28:09]  FedEx said that they were going to remove their sponsorship of the field.
[01:28:13]  I think, yeah, I also think that I think it was all in the same time period.
[01:28:16]  You're wrong.
[01:28:16]  FedEx said that they were going to remove their sponsorship of the field.
[01:28:20]  And the second the money was involved, they were like, oh, fuck.
[01:28:24]  Okay.
[01:28:25]  We're not going to have a field sponsor.
[01:28:27]  Like, that's a big deal.
[01:28:28]  Yeah.
[01:28:28]  That's revenue loss.
[01:28:29]  But they never came up with another mascot, though.
[01:28:31]  They're just the Washington football team.
[01:28:33]  It's kind of lit.
[01:28:34]  Yeah, I remember it.
[01:28:35]  I don't know if we brought this up, but I'm pretty sure LeBron was like, man, that name's whack or something like that.
[01:28:39]  No, he didn't.
[01:28:40]  I can't remember if it was him, but it was someone that was involved with a European soccer team and literally the European soccer team.
[01:28:46]  It might have been like Liverpool, but it was Liverpool Football Club.
[01:28:49]  Literally the same exact name.
[01:28:51]  So it's like they've been doing it forever.
[01:28:53]  But I just hate those, the sponsors get to be the main thing.
[01:28:56]  So it's like you're in airlines, like you're walking around advertising Etihad and Qatar Airways.
[01:29:01]  I didn't realize how corny that is until they started putting things on the NBA jerseys.

=== Serial Killer Crossword Puzzle (07:16) ===

[01:29:05]  Did you see that?
[01:29:06]  They're like, dude, this little logo right here.
[01:29:08]  And it looks so cheap.
[01:29:08]  You're like, oh, you can't afford to have your own fucking jersey.
[01:29:10]  Like the wish.
[01:29:11]  The only fire one is Orlando because it says Disney and no one's going to hate on the Disney logo.
[01:29:17]  Okay, what else we got?
[01:29:17]  Anything else?
[01:29:19]  I'm trying to find this video.
[01:29:20]  It's fucking hilarious of this dog that ate a bunch of edibles.
[01:29:23]  Oh, no.
[01:29:23]  Did you see that?
[01:29:24]  Oh, that was so good.
[01:29:25]  Oh, no.
[01:29:26]  It's so good.
[01:29:27]  It's so funny.
[01:29:28]  Oh, no.
[01:29:28]  Oh, here we go.
[01:29:29]  Well, the other thing is that Zodiac cipher we're talking about.
[01:29:32]  And she was so smart in the video.
[01:29:33]  You'll hear that she'll mention her doctor saying it just has to pass through.
[01:29:38]  So then you're allowed to just say and laugh and say this is it.
[01:29:42]  Oh, fuck.
[01:29:42]  The audio is not working.
[01:29:43]  Damn it.
[01:29:44]  Okay.
[01:29:44]  There you go.
[01:29:45]  Next time we go do it, but that dog is slumped.
[01:29:47]  Look like Nate Robinson.
[01:29:51]  Yeah, okay.
[01:29:51]  Lastly, and then we get out of here.
[01:29:53]  They deciphered, you know, the Zodiac killer?
[01:29:56]  Yes.
[01:29:56]  They did that.
[01:29:56]  I think Jake Gyllenhal had a movie about it or something like that.
[01:29:59]  And they still haven't found out who the fuck this guy is.
[01:30:02]  Some nerds figured out one of his ciphers.
[01:30:06]  Like one that hadn't been able to be figured out for like 50 years or however long ago it happened.
[01:30:11]  Did it help them track down who he is?
[01:30:12]  I don't think they've helped to track it down who it is.
[01:30:15]  But it's kind of crazy how these whole ciphers work.
[01:30:18]  I literally thought you just flipped a character for a letter, right?
[01:30:22]  Not only do to make it tricky, do they flip a character for a letter?
[01:30:28]  Sometimes they'll have two different letters have the same character or one character, sorry, one letter have two different characters, right?
[01:30:36]  And not only do they write regular, sometimes they write diagonal, and sometimes they write backwards.
[01:30:43]  Shit is like a crossword post.
[01:30:45]  Yeah.
[01:30:45]  And it's somehow this fucking guy, I guess, built a, what was the deal?
[01:30:48]  He like built a, he built some sort of a computer program to hack it.
[01:30:53]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:30:53]  So it was like this Belgian warehouse worker that built a like crypto, like it was basically like a cipher-solving software.
[01:31:00]  Yeah.
[01:31:00]  That was fire.
[01:31:01]  Yeah.
[01:31:01]  And basically it just like takes the cipher and then gives you all the possible outcomes for what it could be just using a computer.
[01:31:07]  And he's got to go through and read all of them.
[01:31:09]  And he read.
[01:31:09]  Cypher was when black dudes wrapped in a circle.
[01:31:12]  I'm trying to pretend I know what a cipher is.
[01:31:15]  It's a note with the fucking magazine letters.
[01:31:17]  Yeah.
[01:31:17]  Yes.
[01:31:17]  Yeah.
[01:31:18]  Exactly.
[01:31:19]  And sometimes it's not magazine letters.
[01:31:21]  Sometimes it's his own characters that he'll do a triangle for one or like a fucking baseball bat for another or something.
[01:31:27]  Yeah.
[01:31:27]  And it's just the guy made these like really complex ciphers, but they fucking figured one out.
[01:31:33]  Yeah.
[01:31:33]  Didn't get him closer though.
[01:31:34]  Everyone's like, man, they saw the Zodiac cypher.
[01:31:36]  And then you read it and it's like, that wasn't me that called into the radio show last week.
[01:31:40]  That's all it was.
[01:31:41]  Some bullshit.
[01:31:41]  All right, great.
[01:31:42]  The annoying thing about that guy is that the Zodiac dude is other than the killing people.
[01:31:48]  Yeah, other than the killing, obviously.
[01:31:50]  But is that I think they know who it was.
[01:31:55]  Really?
[01:31:56]  Yeah, they just didn't have enough proof to get him.
[01:31:59]  And I think the same thing goes with like Jack the Ripper.
[01:32:01]  Have you guys read the stories about this?
[01:32:03]  Like they kind of had it pinned on one person, right?
[01:32:06]  Jewish dude, right?
[01:32:08]  Always.
[01:32:10]  No, but he was a doctor or something like that.
[01:32:12]  There was some weird thing.
[01:32:13]  So they had it pinned, but they didn't have enough proof.
[01:32:15]  And I think one guy wouldn't rat him out or one guy wouldn't say he wasn't there.
[01:32:22]  I know there's some like weird story about it.
[01:32:24]  Bro, that might be white privilege.
[01:32:27]  That really might be.
[01:32:27]  Like, considering Tom Ripper.
[01:32:29]  Just how many like black dudes, like get arrested and then like get coerced into a false confession and then put in jail for 50 fucking years for some shit they didn't do?
[01:32:35]  Yeah, and then they there's a guy that killed 20 people and they're like oh, we think we know who it is, and then they just let him go.
[01:32:41]  You know what I mean.
[01:32:42]  Like it only happens to serial killers.
[01:32:44]  How often do you hear this?
[01:32:44]  They're like yeah, like there's a pretty good chance you watch a documentary and they're like all these clues point to this one guy.
[01:32:49]  And then they just are like yeah, let him run.
[01:32:51]  Like what's the dude?
[01:32:52]  Robert Durst the?
[01:32:54]  Yeah literally, they have the confession to him.
[01:32:56]  He's like yeah, I did it.
[01:32:58]  And then he's still like in trial.
[01:32:59]  It's up for like litigation, like whatever, like it's only the white serial codes.
[01:33:04]  They're like yeah, we'll give him a break.
[01:33:06]  You know what I mean?
[01:33:07]  He's a swimmer, he's a good kid, like I don't know.
[01:33:11]  So is that this?
[01:33:12]  We just see white dudes as too passive or something I don't know.
[01:33:16]  I, I with the Fred Durst or whatever his name was.
[01:33:19]  Let me just get to it.
[01:33:21]  I just assume they got the resources to fight it in trial and just tie it up with red tape and then eventually you get the Zodiac killer.
[01:33:26]  Yeah, the Zodiac, they didn't even know.
[01:33:29]  Jack The Ripper's the first serial killer right, I think?
[01:33:32]  Is that why he's famous?
[01:33:33]  I assume that's the only reason I would have like that's the only reason he'd be famous for this long.
[01:33:37]  Yeah yeah, I never knew why he was that famous.
[01:33:40]  And the most fire name too, Fire Dog.
[01:33:44]  Yeah, apparently they do that.
[01:33:45]  I did this like Hollywood, like murder mystery tour or whatever, when I was out there okay, and they said that like London no no, this is in La okay, and they're like the famous, like murders that they're trying to solve.
[01:33:56]  The police will give like a catchy name and hopes to like build like interest around the story.
[01:34:02]  So, like Black Dahlia marketing yeah, so it's like the, it's like the police and like, as well as like the music, Black Something.
[01:34:08]  Then we'll catch him.
[01:34:09]  Yeah exactly legit bro, Black Dahlia is the one they mentioned.
[01:34:13]  They're like what is Black Dahlia Son Of Sam?
[01:34:16]  Yeah, exactly all that.
[01:34:17]  So, like they try to give him like this weird, interesting name that people like interested in.
[01:34:20]  It's basically like youtube clickbait.
[01:34:22]  They're like giving up.
[01:34:23]  They're giving these serial killers clickbait.
[01:34:25]  They're giving them clickbait names.
[01:34:26]  That's not enough.
[01:34:27]  Yeah, John Logan.
[01:34:29]  Yeah, Yeah, so they'd like give them kitschy names.
[01:34:33]  Did Black Dalla was like this chick that like got murdered in LA like near the Hollywood sign, and like it was like this ritual murder where like her body was cut in half and like her ovaries were missing or some crazy shit.
[01:34:43]  And then there was like this whole weird like ritual thing.
[01:34:46]  When was this?
[01:34:47]  It was like back in like the 60s, 70s.
[01:34:48]  Oh, okay.
[01:34:49]  This is done.
[01:34:49]  Here's a while ago.
[01:34:50]  LA had a little weird run out there.
[01:34:52]  Bro, they had a couple weird ones, dude.
[01:34:54]  They did.
[01:34:54]  The Melendez brothers, Melendez.
[01:34:57]  What about even Manson?
[01:34:58]  Like, what was happening out there?
[01:35:01]  Everybody's doing drugs and being a failed actor.
[01:35:03]  That's just a bad combo.
[01:35:04]  Low-key, was it the drugs?
[01:35:06]  My girl has a theory about that.
[01:35:07]  Like, why all of a sudden you see like this spirit serial killers pop up in the 80s?
[01:35:11]  And there's like, these are the people that were doing all these hallucinogenics in the 70s.
[01:35:18]  And like the lasting effects of that are like completely believable.
[01:35:22]  Something like that.
[01:35:22]  I don't know.
[01:35:23]  There has to be some sort of connectivity between all of a sudden Americans start experimenting with hallucinogenic drugs and then 10 years later, X amount of years later, all these serial killers are popping up.
[01:35:32]  It's not like serial killing exists outside of here.
[01:35:34]  Are there tons of serial killers in England?
[01:35:37]  Like, I don't see any serial killer shows out there.
[01:35:39]  Jack the Ripper.
[01:35:41]  They had one in the 1600s.
[01:35:42]  They had the other one after that.
[01:35:44]  Sherlock and Luther were both BBC shows recently about serial killers.
[01:35:47]  No, but I think the U.S. also got obsessed with it's a lot of these serial killers like have to do with like the satanic rituals, cold, witchcraft, all this.
[01:35:56]  And that was that whole like sacrificing that was the same man.
[01:36:01]  Yeah, we're overdue for a good serial killer.
[01:36:04]  Yeah, maybe.
[01:36:05]  Maybe.
[01:36:06]  Like I've seen like a news article about any serial killer.
[01:36:09]  The last one I can remember was the ones in the van in DC or whatever.
[01:36:13]  DC snipers, sniping, snipe motherfuckers.
[01:36:15]  Yeah, DC sniper.
[01:36:16]  That was a black dude.
[01:36:17]  Like, hopefully, people don't die.
[01:36:19]  Good serial killer.

=== Thursday Morning Netflix Special (02:04) ===

[01:36:21]  Yeah.
[01:36:21]  Well, if anybody's listening, the time is now.
[01:36:26]  Anyway, look, we love you guys.
[01:36:27]  We appreciate you guys, man.
[01:36:29]  Check out the Netflix special this week, man.
[01:36:31]  We work really fucking hard at it.
[01:36:33]  Comes out Tuesday at midnight.
[01:36:35]  Thank you, my brother.
[01:36:36]  And midnight Pacific Standard Time.
[01:36:38]  So it's really Wednesday.
[01:36:40]  No, Thursday.
[01:36:41]  Sorry.
[01:36:41]  Comes out Thursday at midnight Pacific Standard Time.
[01:36:45]  So that's really Friday morning, 3 a.m.
[01:36:49]  Did you know this?
[01:36:50]  What?
[01:36:51]  No.
[01:36:51]  No, it comes Wednesday at midnight.
[01:36:55]  So the late, late show Wednesday, that becomes Thursday.
[01:37:00]  Thursday is the 17th.
[01:37:01]  It'll be like Thursday at 3 a.m.
[01:37:03]  So on Thursday morning, I'm pretty sure people will watch it.
[01:37:05]  Or Thursday night.
[01:37:07]  Thursday, as soon as you wake up.
[01:37:08]  Man, that makes me feel so much better.
[01:37:09]  I didn't say that on Brilliant Idiots, though.
[01:37:11]  So when I say Brilliant Idiots later this week, it is going to be out Thursday.
[01:37:15]  Just know it's going to be out Thursday.
[01:37:17]  Oh, that makes way more sense.
[01:37:19]  Yep.
[01:37:20]  Sense.
[01:37:21]  That's why.
[01:37:22]  Okay, now this part is stupid as motherfuckers.
[01:37:26]  They brought the brilliant idiot to Flagrant.
[01:37:28]  It is what it is, bro.
[01:37:29]  Only on Brilliant Idiots.
[01:37:30]  Only on a show called Brilliant Idiots could I up the time that my own special I literally was asking I was like yo when's it coming he's like during the day sometime I think It's not during the day, it never was during the day.
[01:37:42]  Oh my god, that's what they meant by three.
[01:37:44]  Golly, they were saying three, and I was thinking like three in the afternoon, but I guess they were saying three in the morning.
[01:37:51]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yamadi got see.
[01:37:55]  All right, all right, guys.
[01:37:57]  We love the special is much smarter than this.
[01:37:59]  I promise, don't worry, we're good.
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[01:38:13]  You know, every single Friday we are there with a new episode, so we will be there.
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