Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - ELECTION 2020: Winners & Looters
Aired: 2020-11-03
Duration: 02:11:41


=== Taylor's Late Arrival (02:44) ===

[00:00:04]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:05]  Welcome to another episode of Flagrant 2.
[00:00:07]  It's your boy Sheltie.
[00:00:08]  I'm here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon.
[00:00:11]  Taylor's not with us today.
[00:00:14]  Why is she not with us?
[00:00:15]  Say she's late.
[00:00:16]  She said it was going to be.
[00:00:17]  Mix up on time.
[00:00:18]  Oh, mix up on time.
[00:00:19]  All good.
[00:00:20]  Anyway, congratulations, all of you to hate Taylor.
[00:00:23]  You get an episode without Taylor.
[00:00:27]  I love Taylor, man.
[00:00:28]  People give Taylor a hard time, bro.
[00:00:30]  I think, you know, what's fucked up is like she's getting judged on a male's sense of humor scale, which is unfun.
[00:00:39]  This is unfair.
[00:00:39]  And this is going to come out as extremely sexist as meant to be.
[00:00:43]  But you got it, in terms of like a girl hanging out with the dudes, incredible at taking jokes and rolling punches.
[00:00:51]  That's the best thing you can do is don't stop the momentum.
[00:00:53]  Well, she'd be stopping at somebody.
[00:00:56]  But she rolls with all the jokes.
[00:00:58]  Don't stop the momentum with yo, guys.
[00:01:00]  Don't stop the fun.
[00:01:01]  Don't stop the fun.
[00:01:02]  Guys, what do you mean?
[00:01:03]  Yeah.
[00:01:04]  She'll be stopping momentum.
[00:01:05]  She's a boulder in front of a freight train at times.
[00:01:07]  That being said, that being said, she's funny.
[00:01:11]  She'll drop some crazy lines out of nowhere.
[00:01:13]  And we love her and we miss her and we're looking forward to having her back.
[00:01:16]  Yes.
[00:01:16]  But look, man, it's a wild week.
[00:01:20]  Bro, this is the week.
[00:01:21]  This is the week.
[00:01:22]  It's go time.
[00:01:23]  You know, you could feel it in the air a little bit.
[00:01:25]  Are you guys feeling it in there?
[00:01:26]  Maybe it's daylight savings time, but like.
[00:01:28]  Yeah, it's daylight savings, bro.
[00:01:29]  Yeah, because yesterday I was like, man, it's a little dark out.
[00:01:31]  This election really got me going.
[00:01:33]  I'm walking down my street.
[00:01:34]  I'm like, yo, don't it feel a little bit darker?
[00:01:36]  And she's like, yeah, the fucking time moves.
[00:01:37]  Like, it is literally darker.
[00:01:39]  I had no idea the time move.
[00:01:40]  You had no clue?
[00:01:42]  Now that your phone takes care of it, you just live.
[00:01:44]  Yeah.
[00:01:45]  You don't even know what was happening.
[00:01:46]  Wait, did we get an extra hour?
[00:01:47]  Lose hours.
[00:01:47]  Honestly, I got a lot of time.
[00:01:48]  I got an extra hour of sleep, but it gets dark an hour early.
[00:01:51]  But it's amazing how confusing this is.
[00:01:52]  It's one hour, and that shit throws off your whole life, bro.
[00:01:56]  Like, I don't know if it moved forward or back.
[00:01:58]  Do you know why we do daylight savings?
[00:01:59]  Why?
[00:02:00]  Fucking no reason.
[00:02:01]  No, I do know why we do it.
[00:02:03]  We started.
[00:02:03]  Well, I don't know why we still do it.
[00:02:04]  We still farming shit, but like, I don't know why we still do it, but it started during the war because they were like somehow saving electricity, saved the country money, or some shit like that.
[00:02:12]  So they pushed the clock forward an hour.
[00:02:14]  The spring shit?
[00:02:15]  Yeah.
[00:02:15]  They were like, yo, everybody, you get an extra hour of sunlight so you're not using electricity.
[00:02:18]  And somehow that helped the war cause.
[00:02:20]  And then we just, we kept it.
[00:02:21]  But I fucked with that.
[00:02:22]  I thought it was a farming.
[00:02:24]  I thought it was basically.
[00:02:24]  Maybe that's why they kept it.
[00:02:28]  I think you made that up.
[00:02:30]  I dang.
[00:02:31]  You made that whole shit up.
[00:02:32]  Y'all stay fat.
[00:02:32]  Check it out.
[00:02:33]  Yo, how does it get into dark early?
[00:02:35]  Just because Mark didn't think of it, it's not believable.
[00:02:37]  I guarantee you, Mark said that we'd be like, I literally, I literally, for this whole time, I was like, yo, it's about farming, bro.
[00:02:45]  That's the message.
[00:02:46]  You wake up with the cockadoodle dude.

=== Dark Skins and Crusades (08:01) ===

[00:02:48]  You talk about India, probably.
[00:02:49]  Yeah, you talking about India?
[00:02:51]  You don't got electricity.
[00:02:53]  You fucking idiots.
[00:02:54]  How are they listening to this?
[00:02:56]  Is there some guy on like a Peloton that's just like she needed electricity throughout the whole building?
[00:02:59]  No, no, no.
[00:03:00]  Peloton, that's wild.
[00:03:01]  Come on.
[00:03:02]  Yeah.
[00:03:02]  It's called a Rick Shaw.
[00:03:03]  You got that.
[00:03:04]  You are getting people from point A to point B.
[00:03:06]  We don't just ride bikes for recreation in one place.
[00:03:08]  That rickshaw is lit.
[00:03:12]  Y'all ridden a rickshaw.
[00:03:13]  Say what?
[00:03:13]  Y'all ridden a rickshaw.
[00:03:14]  No, stupid.
[00:03:17]  Is that like a pedicab?
[00:03:18]  Pedicab.
[00:03:19]  I did a pedicab.
[00:03:20]  No, no, pedicab's a rickshaw.
[00:03:21]  I'm just busting.
[00:03:22]  Same shit.
[00:03:22]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  Saying shit.
[00:03:23]  I don't think you'll be doing that here.
[00:03:24]  When I saw people doing that here, I was like, why?
[00:03:27]  Do Indian cab drivers look down on rickshaw people?
[00:03:30]  Like, like when they get here and they get a cab, do they think they made it?
[00:03:33]  They're like, yo, I got four wheels.
[00:03:34]  I'm going to be honest.
[00:03:35]  We look down on them so much that we can't even see how they're dealing with it.
[00:03:39]  You look down on Indian cab drivers?
[00:03:40]  I mean, I'm sure.
[00:03:42]  You know what I mean?
[00:03:43]  That's fucked up.
[00:03:44]  What about the unity, man?
[00:03:47]  You think that applies in India?
[00:03:48]  You think we got unity in India?
[00:03:50]  No, I mean, here.
[00:03:51]  Like, now that you come here, it's like it's got to be all for one.
[00:03:54]  Well, if I see a cab driver here, that's my guy.
[00:03:56]  Because there's not enough Indians for me to look down on anybody.
[00:03:59]  Go to India and there's a billion of us.
[00:04:00]  Y'all ain't shit.
[00:04:03]  See, without white people, everybody's racist.
[00:04:05]  That's the convenient thing about white people.
[00:04:07]  Y'all give us a common enemy.
[00:04:08]  Exactly.
[00:04:09]  Like, everybody got a common.
[00:04:10]  But when y'all are just by yourselves, you're just as hateful.
[00:04:12]  He's beliefing.
[00:04:12]  Think about it.
[00:04:13]  Like, this probably light-skinned, dark-skinned shit.
[00:04:15]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:15]  Right?
[00:04:15]  Black culture.
[00:04:16]  Second, white people around you all be like, oh, damn, the real racist.
[00:04:18]  And then we still be fair.
[00:04:22]  That's still light-skinned, dark-skinned.
[00:04:23]  It's just the light skin is much clearer.
[00:04:25]  Yeah, we out here make your life easier.
[00:04:27]  That's all white people do is just make it easier for people.
[00:04:29]  We're the atheist racist.
[00:04:30]  He just didn't agree with you.
[00:04:31]  Real talk?
[00:04:31]  No, think about it.
[00:04:32]  We bring minorities together.
[00:04:35]  No, think about it.
[00:04:36]  We divide the minorities from us, but technically, white people bring us together.
[00:04:40]  It's unified hate.
[00:04:41]  We're like aliens.
[00:04:42]  You know, when the aliens come, China and America get on the phone in the movies and they're like, how are we going to figure it out?
[00:04:46]  And America's like, we got it.
[00:04:47]  You s bastards.
[00:04:53]  What movie is that?
[00:04:54]  What movie is that?
[00:04:56]  You don't know who Will Smith said that?
[00:04:57]  I think it was.
[00:04:59]  I think it really was.
[00:05:00]  Nah, they do that.
[00:05:01]  You guys, it's actually, you know, how the devil makes people more religious and love God more?
[00:05:06]  Y'all are our devils.
[00:05:07]  Hey.
[00:05:08]  And white devil's not as much a pejorative as it was before.
[00:05:10]  It's not a preservative.
[00:05:12]  It's a preservative, bro.
[00:05:14]  That's what it is.
[00:05:14]  You can't get the preservation.
[00:05:15]  It is a preservative.
[00:05:16]  You preserve our pride.
[00:05:18]  We preserve your culture, bro.
[00:05:19]  By giving us something to hate.
[00:05:20]  We really preserve your culture.
[00:05:21]  Oh, yo, I thought about that, by the way, recently.
[00:05:24]  Just a little side note, talking about how crazy America is, how dope America is.
[00:05:30]  You know how there's all this beef happening in France?
[00:05:32]  Have you been following this at all?
[00:05:34]  Nah.
[00:05:35]  Like, there was some beheading of a lady.
[00:05:38]  Yeah, there's been like a couple beheadings.
[00:05:40]  A couple beheadings.
[00:05:40]  A couple of things.
[00:05:41]  This Charlie Hebdo thing, huh?
[00:05:42]  If it's still going on with the cartoons, I'm not exactly sure.
[00:05:45]  Why they love cartoons?
[00:05:47]  They really don't love them.
[00:05:49]  I think they hate cartoons.
[00:05:50]  We're talking about Charlie Hebdo.
[00:05:51]  Why y'all holding on to these cartoons, yo?
[00:05:53]  Grow up.
[00:05:53]  Oh, yeah, that's a brown-ass man drawing cartoons, clinging on to it.
[00:05:57]  Yeah, like, who likes cartoons?
[00:05:58]  Write a sitcom, bro.
[00:05:59]  Come on, bro.
[00:06:00]  What are we talking about?
[00:06:01]  I've been anti-cartoons for, I think, my whole life, to be honest.
[00:06:04]  Nah, Saturday morning cartoons are literally.
[00:06:06]  Never watched it.
[00:06:06]  I read the New York Times like an adult, bro.
[00:06:10]  I read the Sunday Times on Saturday.
[00:06:12]  That's what I would do.
[00:06:13]  Unfold that shit.
[00:06:14]  Mad Times.
[00:06:15]  X-Men.
[00:06:17]  The New York Times is origami, bro.
[00:06:18]  How many times do you got to unfold that fucking newspaper?
[00:06:21]  It's the Mad Times, bro.
[00:06:22]  It takes mad times.
[00:06:22]  It takes mad times to do that shit.
[00:06:25]  Anyway, point is, there's some crazy shit going on.
[00:06:27]  Muslims are pissed off, chopping people's heads off and shit over cartoons, bro.
[00:06:30]  Yo, you think back in the day during the Crusades, if Christians knew that you could just make some cartoons and then Muslims just go wild out over it, they would have handled it that way.
[00:06:41]  Yo, why are we beefing, bro?
[00:06:42]  Just put out a Saturday morning.
[00:06:44]  Oh my God, what's their holy day?
[00:06:46]  Saturday.
[00:06:48]  Oh my God.
[00:06:50]  This is crazy.
[00:06:52]  Alhamdulillah.
[00:06:53]  Listen, X-Men, if you just turn the X this way, it's a cross.
[00:06:58]  Oh, my goodness.
[00:07:00]  Dude.
[00:07:01]  Oh, my goodness.
[00:07:04]  What?
[00:07:04]  Anyway, so friends be beefing with Muslims and shit all the time.
[00:07:08]  There's all this crazy beef.
[00:07:09]  Go.
[00:07:10]  Can we share our solution to how to not get beheaded?
[00:07:12]  Don't give your final solution, bro.
[00:07:13]  I'm telling you, no more final solutions on this fucking show.
[00:07:17]  Please.
[00:07:17]  No, we figured it out.
[00:07:18]  We were talking about it.
[00:07:19]  Andrew brought it up.
[00:07:20]  And he said, why he, bro, why he, bro, you're bringing the minorities together.
[00:07:24]  Stop.
[00:07:25]  His idea.
[00:07:26]  Okay, maybe it's my idea.
[00:07:27]  I'm a hold on.
[00:07:28]  I'm a humdrid, hold on.
[00:07:30]  That's what I'm going to do.
[00:07:31]  Go on.
[00:07:31]  So you go.
[00:07:32]  Andrew was saying.
[00:07:35]  Yo, Mark was so fucking scared.
[00:07:36]  Okay, but did we cut his shit out of the podcast on Patreon?
[00:07:39]  No.
[00:07:40]  Did we cut his shit?
[00:07:40]  No, it was in the clip, I think.
[00:07:41]  It was in the clip.
[00:07:42]  Was it in the clip?
[00:07:42]  All right.
[00:07:43]  Go, go.
[00:07:43]  Okay.
[00:07:44]  Go, go.
[00:07:45]  Mark was terrified.
[00:07:46]  He was shaking in his hood.
[00:07:48]  Okay, so I was making.
[00:07:50]  Why are you wearing a just suite Charlie jersey, bro?
[00:07:53]  Why you got the Paris Just Suite Charlotte?
[00:07:56]  No, dude.
[00:07:56]  This is the opposite.
[00:07:57]  This is Mosala.
[00:07:57]  What's it saying on that book?
[00:07:58]  You got Mosala protecting yourself.
[00:08:00]  They can't be at you.
[00:08:02]  That's my fucking out there.
[00:08:03]  It's not your mind.
[00:08:05]  You're walking around a rug and everything.
[00:08:08]  Come on.
[00:08:09]  Okay, go.
[00:08:09]  Cover your hair.
[00:08:12]  Yo, cover your hair, bro.
[00:08:14]  It doesn't help.
[00:08:14]  You got lady hair, dude.
[00:08:16]  There's going to be a couple Muhammads beating that dicks to you.
[00:08:19]  The cab drivers.
[00:08:20]  Not the Muhammad.
[00:08:21]  Not the actual.
[00:08:21]  Come on, bro.
[00:08:22]  Let's call it what it is.
[00:08:24]  It didn't help, though, that I was terrified.
[00:08:26]  We were making jokes about Muslims, and then I.
[00:08:27]  No, no, we weren't.
[00:08:29]  You were.
[00:08:30]  We were.
[00:08:30]  You called them the most violent.
[00:08:32]  I said they were the most brave.
[00:08:33]  You said that.
[00:08:34]  I said.
[00:08:36]  He said Muslims are the best fighters.
[00:08:37]  I said, yeah.
[00:08:39]  They're fighting people.
[00:08:41]  They're fighting people.
[00:08:42]  No, I said, I'm not surprised that Khabib's a good fighter because they're brave, strong warriors, okay?
[00:08:46]  As evidenced by.
[00:08:47]  You can see him back.
[00:08:48]  I know.
[00:08:49]  Why are they so scared of that?
[00:08:51]  Why are you so scared of Muslims?
[00:08:52]  Because you think they're predisposed to violent behavior?
[00:08:56]  Oh, shit.
[00:08:57]  I said it.
[00:08:58]  In Christianity, when they say turn the other cheek, is that like so you can get fucked in it as well, dude?
[00:09:02]  Because that's the way that you're acting with this entire situation, dude.
[00:09:06]  Stand up for yourself.
[00:09:07]  Literally, our solution that Andrew came up with to not get beheaded is you get a tattoo of the word Allah on your neck, and then they can't cut through it.
[00:09:16]  Oh, shit.
[00:09:18]  That's interesting.
[00:09:18]  I didn't think of that.
[00:09:19]  That was Mark, and he was trying to put that on me, but it wasn't good enough for me to take credit for.
[00:09:23]  So that's going to be on Mark.
[00:09:25]  But I see what you're saying.
[00:09:26]  What they would do is cut right underneath that.
[00:09:27]  No.
[00:09:28]  Yep.
[00:09:28]  And then they would just place that up like a perfect little on the mantle.
[00:09:32]  It's like next to a bison head in your man lounge.
[00:09:35]  Yeah, you just gave them a trophy.
[00:09:36]  Real talk.
[00:09:37]  Yeah, it's okay, Mark.
[00:09:38]  I know you're sweating over there.
[00:09:39]  I'm not.
[00:09:40]  In the hot seat.
[00:09:40]  It's all good.
[00:09:41]  I love Mosa Law.
[00:09:42]  You're going to wear that Mosala jersey for a month.
[00:09:47]  Wear it between showers.
[00:09:48]  You're good.
[00:09:49]  Okay, so back to what we were saying, right?
[00:09:51]  Wear it between showers.
[00:09:52]  It's good.
[00:09:53]  Fine.
[00:09:54]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because, you know, we got to keep them dang-a-langs hard, man.
[00:09:59]  That's a big issue in these coming months.
[00:10:02]  It's getting cold out there.
[00:10:03]  You know what I mean?
[00:10:04]  Mother Nature trying to freeze up that dang-a-lang so you can't deliver that dang-a-lang the way you should.
[00:10:10]  We're not going to have soft dangle-it-dang-a-langs, okay?
[00:10:18]  We're out here hard and firm.
[00:10:20]  We got the icicles.
[00:10:22]  You're going to give her the ice pickle.
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[00:10:31]  Only the chew is the way that we do it.
[00:10:34]  Okay.
[00:10:34]  You chew it up and then you chew them out.
[00:10:36]  It's simple as that.
[00:10:37]  Okay.
[00:10:38]  If it's a new girl you need to impress, you're going to chew it up.
[00:10:40]  You're going to chew it out.
[00:10:41]  All right.
[00:10:42]  If it's an old girl, if it's bae, if it's wifey, if it's that special side chick, you can chew it up, chew it out.
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[00:11:15]  So let's address the elephant in the room.
[00:11:18]  Obviously, this is Tuesday.
[00:11:19]  You guys are all listening to this Tuesday morning.
[00:11:21]  Okay.
[00:11:22]  We had to get this shit up bright and early because we don't know what the fuck's going to happen tonight.
[00:11:28]  We don't know what the fuck's going to happen tomorrow.
[00:11:29]  We don't know if it's going to be another four years of Trump.
[00:11:32]  We don't know if it's going to be undecided still for another week.
[00:11:35]  We don't know if there's going to be riots in the streets.
[00:11:37]  We don't know what the fuck's going on.
[00:11:39]  And if you asked me last week or two weeks ago what I thought would happen this election, I would say, man, it looks like the momentum's kind of on Biden's side.
[00:11:48]  All the polls are saying Biden, everything seems to be pushing towards Biden.
[00:11:51]  Maybe Biden got it.
[00:11:53]  The last two weeks, Trump supporters have gone wild, bro.
[00:12:01]  Bruh.
[00:12:02]  I mean, the momentum behind Trump, objectively speaking, is unreal.
[00:12:08]  I don't remember this first election.
[00:12:10]  No.
[00:12:10]  Not even close.
[00:12:11]  No.
[00:12:12]  I mean, seeing the New York Trumpers shut down of Arizona.
[00:12:17]  That makes sense because it's Staten Island.
[00:12:19]  I assume everybody in Staten Island is a Trump fan.
[00:12:21]  100%.
[00:12:22]  That's fair.
[00:12:22]  Right.
[00:12:23]  But still, they shut down the whole bridge.
[00:12:25]  Happened in Jersey, too.
[00:12:26]  Jersey's always a blue state, I'm pretty sure.
[00:12:28]  Right?
[00:12:28]  Jersey, they're going, where are they getting these flags?
[00:12:33]  Amazon got these flags.
[00:12:34]  Can anybody get a flag?
[00:12:35]  Everybody got these flags.
[00:12:36]  Big-ass flags.
[00:12:37]  Huge flags.
[00:12:38]  I'll say this.
[00:12:39]  People who support Trump probably love flags.
[00:12:41]  So they probably Ben had that shit.
[00:12:42]  Yeah.
[00:12:43]  Flag-loving folks.
[00:12:44]  If we like you, we got your flag.
[00:12:46]  Yeah, I feel you.
[00:12:47]  I feel like the second Biden won, they put that right.
[00:12:49]  I mean, Trump won.
[00:12:50]  They put that next to the American flag.
[00:12:52]  They just had it up.
[00:12:53]  I've just never seen a Trump flag until the last, maybe, maybe those boats, the boat parade going around.
[00:12:59]  Remember that?
[00:12:59]  Then I started to see those flags everywhere.
[00:13:02]  A few cars apparently followed some bus and like surrounded this Biden bus in Texas.
[00:13:08]  Yeah.
[00:13:09]  Which on one side looks super illegal, but the other side is super lit.
[00:13:14]  If that's your guy, I mean, come on, bro.
[00:13:17]  You bully the bus.
[00:13:18]  Who's on the bus?
[00:13:19]  Do we know?
[00:13:20]  They think maybe Wendy Davis, but she's on the bus.
[00:13:22]  Nobody?
[00:13:22]  Cheese the ass.
[00:13:23]  Nobody.
[00:13:24]  No, former Senate.
[00:13:25]  Be running for some.
[00:13:26]  Beat it, lady.
[00:13:27]  Nobody gives a fuck about you.
[00:13:29]  They probably thought it was somebody on that bus, though.
[00:13:32]  They don't care.
[00:13:33]  Huh?
[00:13:33]  They don't care.
[00:13:34]  I mean, they hope it was somebody on, but they don't care.
[00:13:36]  Yeah, they didn't even have secret service or whatever protecting the bus.
[00:13:39]  So there was nobody of importance on the bus.
[00:13:40]  They didn't even have a cop car.
[00:13:41]  That means Wendy Davis could get murked.
[00:13:44]  Nobody would give a flying fuck.
[00:13:45]  You had her in a red state in a Biden Kamala bus, and they didn't even put a police car behind her.
[00:13:50]  They wanted her dead.
[00:13:52]  They were trying to get her the fuck out of here.
[00:13:54]  Who's Wendy Davis?
[00:13:56]  Who is Wendy Davis?
[00:13:57]  That's a good question.
[00:13:58]  But anyway, they had her shook.
[00:13:59]  They were calling 911, which is pussy.
[00:14:02]  Imagine that.
[00:14:04]  That's pussy shit, bro.
[00:14:05]  What the fuck are you supposed to do?
[00:14:06]  You want a bus?
[00:14:07]  What do you think they're going to do?
[00:14:08]  Shoot it?
[00:14:10]  Yeah.
[00:14:11]  Run it off the road.
[00:14:12]  I don't just bad shit.
[00:14:12]  They could have done it.
[00:14:13]  Maybe that's why Lil Wayne voted Trump.
[00:14:15]  He was like, I remember that bus situation.
[00:14:16]  I'm not fucking around no more.
[00:14:17]  We're getting shot up or filed with a bus.
[00:14:19]  I want my guns.
[00:14:21]  Yeah.
[00:14:22]  Of course, Lil Wayne's guns.
[00:14:23]  See what happens when you don't have guns?
[00:14:25]  See, you could have had guns on that bus, but now you voted against your guns.
[00:14:29]  See?
[00:14:29]  See what happens.
[00:14:30]  Trump served time for a gun possession charge.
[00:14:32]  I wouldn't be surprised if you voted for it.
[00:14:34]  Lil Wayne served time.
[00:14:36]  Wait, what?
[00:14:36]  Lil Wayne served.
[00:14:37]  So trust that nigga.
[00:14:39]  Immediately he's going to vote for him.
[00:14:41]  Immediately switches the vote.
[00:14:43]  Of course.
[00:14:43]  He went to prison.
[00:14:45]  That's my guy.
[00:14:46]  Guns?
[00:14:47]  We did it.
[00:14:49]  So all these, what's it called?
[00:14:52]  He's been doing, I don't even know what to call them.
[00:14:53]  I end up calling them shows.
[00:14:55]  Performances?
[00:14:56]  What are they called?
[00:14:56]  They call concerts.
[00:14:57]  Concerts.
[00:14:58]  Rally.
[00:14:58]  They're called a rally, but the fucking thing looks like a concert.
[00:15:01]  Okay.
[00:15:02]  It's a performance.
[00:15:03]  It's unbelievable.
[00:15:04]  The momentum is unbelievable.
[00:15:06]  And you're seeing more and more people come out, more and more people that are like of the culture come out.
[00:15:11]  Like seeing the Nelk boys who are Canadian, which is hilarious.
[00:15:17]  It's like they can't even vote, but he's like, nah, put them front row.
[00:15:20]  This will influence some people.
[00:15:22]  Get them out there.
[00:15:23]  They were out there.
[00:15:24]  Who else?
[00:15:24]  Lil Pump?
[00:15:26]  Yeah.
[00:15:26]  Out of nowhere start supporting.
[00:15:28]  Yeah.
[00:15:29]  Masvodah's all over it.
[00:15:30]  Jorge Masvedal bin on it, but now he's doing like Crowder.
[00:15:34]  Like he's going on all these like conservative podcasts.
[00:15:36]  He like met Trump when he came to Miami.
[00:15:38]  That's right.
[00:15:39]  And he's posting about it.
[00:15:40]  He's about, that's the nice thing about being a fighter is no one can really talk shit.
[00:15:43]  Yeah.
[00:15:43]  Like he's like, I'm pro-Trump.
[00:15:45]  And they're like, we'll bully someone else.
[00:15:48]  You got that.
[00:15:48]  Yeah.
[00:15:49]  That's funny.
[00:15:49]  They're all over Tommy Larry.
[00:15:51]  They're like, you dumb bitch.
[00:15:52]  And then Masvodall is like, no, but I like him.
[00:15:53]  They're like, that stupid bitch.
[00:15:56]  Fuck Tommy Larren.
[00:15:58]  So you see in all this momentum in that direction.
[00:16:01]  And my buddy was doing calls for Biden.
[00:16:04]  You know, you can like call random people.
[00:16:06]  Right.
[00:16:07]  And he said an interesting thing.
[00:16:10]  What?
[00:16:10]  Your buddy's mad lame.
[00:16:12]  What?
[00:16:13]  Your buddy's just so fucking lame.
[00:16:15]  Who does that?
[00:16:16]  That's kind of lame.
[00:16:20]  He's like a social services counselor at school.
[00:16:24]  What is that shit called?
[00:16:24]  Like the school therapist?
[00:16:26]  How do you feel now?
[00:16:26]  I was looking down on the school.
[00:16:27]  He's still lame.
[00:16:29]  I made him labor.
[00:16:30]  No, no, no.
[00:16:31]  I'm just saying, like, they're not doing anything now.
[00:16:32]  They're not in a school.
[00:16:33]  They barely did anything in the school.
[00:16:35]  So it is free time.
[00:16:36]  Let me call it.
[00:16:37]  Oh, he is free time.
[00:16:38]  He called for Biden.
[00:16:39]  So what he's doing is calling people being like, hey, are you voting?
[00:16:41]  No, he's a nerd, bro.
[00:16:42]  He's a legal lane.
[00:16:44]  He's lame.
[00:16:45]  He's lame.
[00:16:45]  He's a fucking lame.
[00:16:46]  So basically, this fucking loser.
[00:16:51]  My great friend is a piece of shit.
[00:16:53]  So he's calling people.
[00:16:54]  I'm his only friend.
[00:16:56]  He said an interesting thing.
[00:16:57]  He's like, the people that you call that are, I guess, are Trump voters.
[00:17:00]  I don't know how they can tell who's going to vote for who.
[00:17:02]  Maybe they have like past elections.
[00:17:04]  Also, registration.
[00:17:05]  Registration.
[00:17:06]  Oh, registration.
[00:17:07]  Interesting.
[00:17:08]  They don't say who they're voting for, even on the phone.
[00:17:11]  And the Biden ones always say Biden.
[00:17:13]  I kind of always thought that.
[00:17:15]  So the numbers you get in polling are inaccurate.
[00:17:19]  And I don't know if they show undecided numbers in polling.
[00:17:23]  But if they did, I would just take a big chunk of those undecideds and I would throw them in the Trump direction and see how the numbers then added up.
[00:17:31]  And because I think that there is a huge public cost for saying that you're a Trump supporter.
[00:17:37]  I don't know if there's a big public cause for saying you're a Biden supporter.
[00:17:39]  Like maybe you're like, your conservative friends think you're a cuck or they think you're a pussy or they think you're a bad person.
[00:17:43]  Almost zero.
[00:17:44]  But there's no public cost.
[00:17:46]  You're fine.
[00:17:46]  Like you're not going to be accosted for walking around with a Biden thing.
[00:17:49]  You'll be followed in a bus.
[00:17:51]  But I don't, have we heard of any stories of like a Trump fan just like, like just beating up someone because they had a Biden hat with zero antagonism?
[00:17:58]  No like rally.
[00:18:00]  No, I've seen like signs get vandalized and the flag will get ripped down.
[00:18:04]  You haven't seen it something like someone's at a diner.
[00:18:06]  We saw that thing where like someone's at a diner, he had like a MAGA hat on and somebody just like throws a fucking milkshake at him.
[00:18:11]  Yeah.
[00:18:11]  Right.
[00:18:12]  You don't just see that out of nowhere.
[00:18:13]  Yeah, not as much.
[00:18:14]  It's a little, it's like wearing a MAGA hat is kind of wearing like a red bandana as part of your outfit.
[00:18:19]  Like if you go in the wrong neighborhood, you get fucked up.
[00:18:23]  Yeah.
[00:18:23]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:18:24]  Wearing a MAGA hat.
[00:18:26]  This is like a gang reference.
[00:18:27]  Yeah, I got you.
[00:18:29]  I also.
[00:18:29]  You with us, bro?
[00:18:30]  Well, I'm thinking coming from Texas.
[00:18:32]  If you're wearing a Biden shirt, actually, there's definitely places where it's like, like I told my parents, you got to vote early.
[00:18:38]  Don't be out in the fucking polls in Texas on election day being brown with a bunch of Trump supporters.
[00:18:43]  So like I feel when you're saying they're gangs, I'm like, I think it's also dangerous to be a Biden supporter in Trump, Trump Town.
[00:18:49]  But have we seen any examples of that is what I was asking.
[00:18:53]  I haven't seen examples of Trump supporters getting fucked up either.
[00:18:56]  Have you?
[00:18:57]  Oh, no, yeah, tons.
[00:18:58]  Like there's all these like viral things going around.
[00:19:00]  Like they'll just be like randomly have the MAGA hat on.
[00:19:02]  It gets ripped off at school.
[00:19:03]  It gets ripped off in this diner.
[00:19:05]  There was one.
[00:19:06]  There was like a bunch of these things going around.
[00:19:07]  Maybe the guy's just violating dress code because you're not allowed to have hats in school.
[00:19:10]  You know what I mean?
[00:19:10]  Maybe he's just a Calmoner hat.
[00:19:12]  That's a positive.
[00:19:13]  But also the MAGA hat is just so noticeable.
[00:19:15]  Like it's like such a statement.
[00:19:16]  Whereas a Biden hat, I think, is not as noticeable.
[00:19:19]  It's not as antagonistic.
[00:19:20]  They just have hats.
[00:19:22]  That's not what a Biden hat looks like.
[00:19:23]  The association with the Biden hat is not as polarizing as the association with the MAGA hat, right?
[00:19:28]  The association with the MAGA hat that carries all the worst parts of Trump's campaign.
[00:19:35]  So like the worst assumption, the worst person that supports Trump, you're going to put that on a MAGA hat, even if that's not who they think.
[00:19:41]  That's what we do.
[00:19:42]  The worst assumption of Biden is, is what?
[00:19:46]  He's like too liberal or a CNA.
[00:19:48]  You're not punching somebody for that.
[00:19:49]  He's your grandpa.
[00:19:50]  Exactly.
[00:19:51]  But just to Akash's point, like I heard some news article about the retirement homes in Florida.
[00:19:57]  If you're a Biden supporter, like you stop getting invited to the golf games and shit like that.
[00:20:01]  Which I could see.
[00:20:04]  I could see you getting ostracized from your community.
[00:20:06]  Yeah.
[00:20:06]  100%, especially in the South, right?
[00:20:08]  But I don't see physical acts of violence in the south.
[00:20:12]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:20:12]  Like, when I'm thinking about this election, like, what's going to happen?
[00:20:15]  I'm like, if Biden wins, I don't think there's riots.
[00:20:20]  If Trump wins, I don't think there's riots.
[00:20:24]  I do think there's looting by the people who are playing to loot no matter what.
[00:20:28]  Like, I think there's people right now who are like, I need some new Versace.
[00:20:31]  I need some new Gucci.
[00:20:32]  I need some new shit.
[00:20:33]  And I'm breaking down a fucking store to get it no matter what.
[00:20:36]  And this is an excuse.
[00:20:37]  And those are the same people that in the past looted because of what happened.
[00:20:41]  They took advantage of the moment.
[00:20:42]  They enriched themselves off the moment.
[00:20:44]  They weren't doing it because they're angry.
[00:20:45]  Nobody's angry at police brutality.
[00:20:47]  And they're like, I need some Fendi to make up for this shit.
[00:20:50]  You know what I mean?
[00:20:50]  I can see those groups doing it regardless of who wins.
[00:20:54]  Because they just, they're selfish.
[00:20:55]  Yeah.
[00:20:56]  Yeah.
[00:20:56]  They're just trying to enrich themselves off.
[00:20:57]  I don't see anybody like yelling in the streets like, yes, it's my time.
[00:21:01]  I think either way, there's going to be some shit going down, whoever wins.
[00:21:03]  It's just going to be.
[00:21:04]  I think it's just going to vary by region.
[00:21:05]  I think if Trump wins, New York, liberal havens are going to riot and loot.
[00:21:10]  And if Biden wins, I don't know if there will be riot and looting necessarily, but there will be some shit.
[00:21:15]  When do you think we get an answer about the election?
[00:21:17]  I think it comes.
[00:21:18]  I mean, I don't think we're going to know, but apparently there's a map of like who's going to know when, which state is going to know when they got results.
[00:21:24]  The thing that I think is going to make it take a while maybe is Pennsylvania won't know for a while.
[00:21:28]  It's like very likely they won't know by election night.
[00:21:31]  I guess it's just.
[00:21:32]  They're not allowed to open their ballots until election day.
[00:21:36]  Thank you for that because I did not know.
[00:21:37]  I just saw the map.
[00:21:38]  So every place else that's early voting, they're counting it already.
[00:21:41]  Pennsylvania, they just have a bunch of unopened envelopes right now.
[00:21:45]  So they have to wait.
[00:21:46]  And then with all the people that did do early voting, like people have to open each fucking envelope and then count it.
[00:21:53]  So it's like they're going to be the latest.
[00:21:54]  Yeah.
[00:21:55]  Interesting.
[00:21:56]  And that's a massive swing state.
[00:21:57]  Right, So every other state.
[00:22:00]  Not every other.
[00:22:00]  There's a couple.
[00:22:01]  I think there's like three or four that can't open.
[00:22:03]  But a lot of states that have been doing their early voting, they're already counting.
[00:22:07]  Yes.
[00:22:07]  Whoa.
[00:22:08]  Yeah, they're just not allowed to give results out, but they are counting.
[00:22:10]  But that information probably can, I mean, you can't access the information if they're president.
[00:22:14]  You don't have a mole in there?
[00:22:16]  I'm sure they do.
[00:22:17]  Yeah.
[00:22:18]  So this is similar to like boxing.
[00:22:19]  Like I think the WBC had this new like rating system where the judges had to say per round or per every three rounds or whatever it is how they scored the rounds.
[00:22:27]  And the idea behind it was like this is how we can stop fraudulent voting because if one of these judges after the third round scored it in a really unfair way, we can be like, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this girl up to?
[00:22:38]  I think something, I forget this girl's name.
[00:22:40]  She was this like notorious judge for doing like a bunch of like fucked up decisions.
[00:22:45]  So I was going to say Judy.
[00:22:48]  So maybe, but maybe that could also motivate the different candidates.
[00:22:53]  Yeah, if you got 10 million to spend, like you're not going to spend it in the state where you're going to get it.
[00:22:56]  But you know you're getting smoked or you know you got it locked.
[00:22:59]  Or if your guy is losing, yo, we got to go to the fucking polls.
[00:23:02]  Can I say something here?
[00:23:04]  Somebody said recently that Trump was pulling money out of Florida or something like that.
[00:23:08]  And they were like, oh, maybe that's a sign that he's losing Florida.
[00:23:11]  He's like, we don't want to waste any more money in there.
[00:23:13]  Maybe it's the opposite.
[00:23:14]  Maybe he's got a motherfucker in that ballot counting situation saying, yo, you kind of got this unlocked.
[00:23:20]  Don't spend any more money.
[00:23:21]  The only reason I would get pushback about that is because a lot of Republican side don't believe in the early voting shit.
[00:23:29]  Like they want to vote in person because they don't feel like their vote's going to count if they send it in.
[00:23:34]  And so there's any early numbers.
[00:23:36]  Most likely the numbers are for them.
[00:23:39]  Interesting.
[00:23:40]  And Democrats are more scared of Corona.
[00:23:42]  So they're going to want to mail in.
[00:23:43]  They're going to want to be distant.
[00:23:44]  But in Florida, you can early vote in person.
[00:23:46]  Oh, you can?
[00:23:47]  Yeah.
[00:23:47]  So there are polling stations that are just up.
[00:23:49]  Yeah.
[00:23:51]  Texas already early voting and this is as of Friday do that.
[00:23:55]  What do you mean?
[00:23:55]  Why do they early vote in person?
[00:23:57]  Just to avoid the craziness on election.
[00:23:58]  Like, imagine everybody that wants to vote has to line up on Tuesday.
[00:24:02]  Like, they get nuts.
[00:24:03]  Because Texas already.
[00:24:05]  Like every other election.
[00:24:06]  Well, hear this.
[00:24:06]  In 2016, Texas is total voting.
[00:24:09]  As of Friday, they had already passed that number in early voting alone.
[00:24:12]  Early voting's already passed total voting.
[00:24:14]  Total?
[00:24:14]  Yes.
[00:24:15]  Early voting in 2020 already passed total voting in 2016.
[00:24:18]  So I think you need Trump's.
[00:24:22]  Yo, they actually know what I think Trump's going to lose.
[00:24:24]  I think the more people that vote, it usually leads towards the bigger voter turnout always helps Dems.
[00:24:31]  Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line.
[00:24:33]  And that is, I think, specifically about voting.
[00:24:35]  Guys, I think that we're looking at this wrong, man.
[00:24:38]  What you mean?
[00:24:40]  I could be swayed by social media.
[00:24:42]  You know what I mean?
[00:24:43]  Like, we've had people do this before.
[00:24:45]  You know, you totally fake the funk.
[00:24:46]  You're capping on social media.
[00:24:47]  You get everybody to believe you're more popping than you are.
[00:24:49]  You've got the fake money everywhere.
[00:24:51]  You got fake jewelry everywhere.
[00:24:52]  You got everything going on.
[00:24:53]  And that might be what Trump is doing right now.
[00:24:55]  But you see the people showing up to these rallies, bro.
[00:24:58]  Oh, yeah.
[00:24:58]  I mean, it's unbelievable.
[00:25:00]  The energy.
[00:25:00]  Listen.
[00:25:00]  It looks like Limb Biscuit, dude.
[00:25:02]  It is.
[00:25:02]  It's great.
[00:25:03]  And it looks like Woodstock.
[00:25:04]  It looks like DMX performing for everybody in the whole world at Woodstock.
[00:25:09]  Yeah.
[00:25:09]  Think about it, though.
[00:25:10]  That's the only gatherings that are allowed right now.
[00:25:14]  I understand that.
[00:25:14]  I understand.
[00:25:15]  People are like, oh, shit, let's get out the house.
[00:25:17]  I understand that.
[00:25:17]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:25:18]  But that's still not everybody.
[00:25:20]  That's the thing that's wild to me.
[00:25:21]  It's like, that's just the people that can go that day.
[00:25:24]  Motherfuckers got kids.
[00:25:25]  Motherfuckers got jobs.
[00:25:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:25:27]  They definitely got kids.
[00:25:28]  Conservatives.
[00:25:29]  You know, these liberals getting scooped out left and right.
[00:25:32]  Concerts.
[00:25:32]  Concerts happen weekdays any day.
[00:25:34]  And they bring sold out concerts and stuff like that.
[00:25:36]  Concerts are a little different than watching.
[00:25:40]  But seeing Trump, that shit is not a problem.
[00:25:41]  Politics now is like.
[00:25:42]  That's what I'm saying, though, bro.
[00:25:43]  If they feel that way about him, it's different.
[00:25:46]  I wonder if there's a conversion effect, also.
[00:25:48]  Where you just kind of wander in, you're like, I don't got shit to do.
[00:25:51]  I want to go see Trump.
[00:25:52]  He's so funny.
[00:25:52]  I'm not going to vote for him, but let's go see what the deal is.
[00:25:54]  And they show up.
[00:25:55]  And then we're going to go to the bottom.
[00:25:56]  And just because.
[00:25:56]  Yeah.
[00:25:57]  Just to see if Trump starts ripping that shit.
[00:26:00]  We were going to go to the one where Herman Cain got killed at.
[00:26:02]  Yeah.
[00:26:02]  Or he got corona.
[00:26:03]  Could have been hell, bro.
[00:26:04]  Yeah.
[00:26:06]  Damn, bro.
[00:26:07]  But imagine, like, all of a sudden you show up and all of a sudden he starts busting out Macho Man and he's like playing the thing and he's playing the SNL thing at Jim Carrey.
[00:26:14]  And you're like, yo, this guy's kind of cool.
[00:26:15]  And all of a sudden, you go on the ballot and you're like, you're voting.

=== Trump Rally Behavior (06:25) ===

[00:26:17]  And you're like, I never saw Biden.
[00:26:19]  I've never seen him.
[00:26:20]  I've never really listened to him except the debate.
[00:26:21]  But I saw Trump rock that crowd.
[00:26:23]  Politics is a new religion.
[00:26:24]  Trump is the most charismatic pastor maybe ever.
[00:26:26]  Yeah.
[00:26:26]  Like this guy will convert some money.
[00:26:28]  He's on some Joel Osteen shit.
[00:26:29]  Yeah.
[00:26:29]  You bring your kids because it's church.
[00:26:31]  Yeah.
[00:26:31]  Also, it seems so much more normalized when you go.
[00:26:35]  You see Obama drain that.
[00:26:39]  But it's anyone.
[00:26:40]  When you see, yeah, I think the other thing is like when you go to one, like a rally, everything seems more normalized, I imagine, right?
[00:26:48]  So when your idea of a Trump supporter and like who Trump is, right, from the news, from the media, you're just watching CNN, you're just watching MSNBC.
[00:26:56]  You're like, oh, it's just these racist rednecks with no fucking teeth.
[00:26:58]  And they got swastikas everywhere.
[00:27:00]  And they got the Confederate flags and they just hate minorities, whatever.
[00:27:03]  And then you go, you see a bunch of black people.
[00:27:05]  Yeah, VCs chicks.
[00:27:06]  And you see mad Mexicans.
[00:27:09]  You see like Latinos like crazy.
[00:27:11]  And all of a sudden, and everybody's dapped up.
[00:27:13]  Everybody's showing love.
[00:27:14]  And it's almost like how you were describing to me, the Black Lives Matter marches.
[00:27:18]  You're like, yo, it just felt great.
[00:27:18]  It felt like everybody was supporting.
[00:27:20]  Everybody was on the same team.
[00:27:21]  And you see these people that you thought were hateful.
[00:27:23]  All of a sudden, you go, oh, they're not hateful.
[00:27:26]  They just ride for this team.
[00:27:27]  And everybody who rides to the teams accepted.
[00:27:29]  It's almost like soccer.
[00:27:30]  Like, if you're a Liverpool fan, that's what the fuck you are.
[00:27:32]  And everybody who's a Liverpool fan gets to be on that squad and you're accepted no matter who you are.
[00:27:37]  All of a sudden, you start feeling the love.
[00:27:38]  You're like, oh, shit, I've been lied to.
[00:27:41]  And now that guy starts speaking to you in some way that's entertaining.
[00:27:44]  And just like you're saying, it's different than the other guy who's also just as old as him.
[00:27:47]  And then, not to mention, you go to a Trump rally, like people are wearing masks or whatever, but it's not as strict.
[00:27:52]  Like, people are shaking hands.
[00:27:53]  You start feeling normal again.
[00:27:55]  You're like, yo, this is like how things used to be.
[00:27:58]  This is how my life was.
[00:27:59]  I want my old life back.
[00:28:00]  I feel like my old life's back with this dude.
[00:28:02]  This other guy.
[00:28:04]  They got the big fucking.
[00:28:05]  I was going to say it's the nostalgia effect.
[00:28:07]  Real Make America Crazy.
[00:28:08]  Yeah, like before the mask.
[00:28:09]  And then you got Biden doing these rallies where they got the Olympic circles that everybody got to be inside of.
[00:28:15]  There's six people there.
[00:28:16]  That energy is not the same, bro.
[00:28:19]  This is interesting, man.
[00:28:20]  You'll never want to be.
[00:28:22]  It's going to be fun.
[00:28:23]  You know what?
[00:28:23]  We are, you know what?
[00:28:24]  I guarantee we will regret when we were older.
[00:28:28]  We will regret not going to one of these fucking things and just feeling out what the energy was because we'll never truly be able to understand it.
[00:28:34]  I wouldn't want to go.
[00:28:36]  Yeah, I think you're going to call it.
[00:28:38]  It's different if you're a minority.
[00:28:39]  And I don't even think they'd be more racist.
[00:28:41]  I think they would go so far to prove they're not racist that I'd be like, I don't want this fraudulence.
[00:28:46]  I don't want this extra love.
[00:28:47]  Just be a normal person.
[00:28:48]  I don't want you being phony to me for 24 hours.
[00:28:51]  I love Slumba Millionaire.
[00:28:53]  Hey, take a picture with me.
[00:28:54]  I don't need it.
[00:28:54]  I don't need it.
[00:28:55]  No, but what's so interesting is like you used to do this joke about how that's not how conservatives are.
[00:29:00]  And that's what you love so much about people down south.
[00:29:02]  And you said liberals would do that.
[00:29:04]  And now it's kind of, I think at a Trump rally, the dynamics are flipped.
[00:29:07]  Why do you think?
[00:29:07]  Because Trump supporters automatically called racist, which I don't think, I don't think every Trump supporter is racist.
[00:29:12]  I think that's crazy to say, but that's what a lot of people do.
[00:29:15]  Hey, you're racist.
[00:29:16]  You're a piece of shit.
[00:29:17]  Whatever.
[00:29:17]  So if you're a Trump supporter who isn't racist and you want to convince this minority that Trump supporters are not all racist and maybe even get him to vote for Trump, what are you going to do?
[00:29:27]  Are you going to distance from this guy?
[00:29:28]  Are you going to let him do his thing and be like, oh, he probably didn't want to be bothered?
[00:29:31]  Or are you going to go out of your way to make this a special experience for this guy?
[00:29:35]  Yeah.
[00:29:36]  It was like how America was to all black people right after all the Black Lives Matter stuff started happening this year.
[00:29:43]  Right.
[00:29:43]  Like it was just like everybody was overly nice and like, oh, are you okay?
[00:29:46]  Okay.
[00:29:47]  Reaching out to me and shit like that.
[00:29:49]  That's how it probably is at those rallies.
[00:29:51]  Interesting.
[00:29:52]  Because black is currency right now.
[00:29:53]  And isn't that refreshing a little bit?
[00:29:56]  Like the people you thought hated you the most are kind of like it feels real.
[00:30:02]  Cool.
[00:30:03]  It feels like genuine, like, oh shit, this is eye-opening.
[00:30:05]  The reason why you're seeing the black people at the rallies is because let's put them in the front row so you see them.
[00:30:10]  Yeah.
[00:30:10]  It could be the same as props, yo.
[00:30:12]  Yeah, after the election, they're in the back.
[00:30:15]  Nah, but that's the interesting thing because who's that props for?
[00:30:17]  Undecided states.
[00:30:18]  If the voter for Trump is so racist, why would you put a bunch of black people and Asians and Indians in the background to show how diverse the fan base is?
[00:30:27]  Because they don't need the black vote.
[00:30:29]  They still need to chip away at the black vote.
[00:30:30]  No, but you understand what I'm saying.
[00:30:32]  I do.
[00:30:33]  So at least that's the Trump side thinking, oh, we can win over these people.
[00:30:39]  That's not the Trump side going, we have to make sure our supporters know how racist we are.
[00:30:42]  It's the Trump side going, yo, we could get some black vote.
[00:30:45]  We could get some Asian vote.
[00:30:46]  We could get some Mexican vote.
[00:30:47]  Yeah.
[00:30:48]  And to be honest, if any president was like, I just want white supremacists to vote for me, he loses.
[00:30:53]  You can't do that.
[00:30:53]  You can't be like, hey, let's just get the white supremacist vote right into the White House.
[00:30:57]  It's the White House, isn't it?
[00:31:00]  It's not going to work.
[00:31:00]  You got to get the undecided.
[00:31:02]  So if you can lock up extreme people and then try to get the undecided, that's the move.
[00:31:07]  Do you think that we've actually flipped a little bit where liberals have become entitled to how not racist they are to the point where they feel like they could start telling minorities what they should do?
[00:31:19]  And conservatives are starting to be like, no, like we're going to make the extra effort to make you guys feel comfortable.
[00:31:26]  Because right now you see a lot of white liberals coming out and they're like, hey, black people, you know, you know how to be black?
[00:31:33]  Yeah, Chelsea.
[00:31:34]  Support the right people.
[00:31:34]  Biden to Charlemagne, Chelsea Handler to 50 Cent.
[00:31:38]  Like you see this a lot.
[00:31:39]  You said they said it to them.
[00:31:41]  They say it to them.
[00:31:42]  Yeah, but it's like you see this kind of attitude a lot.
[00:31:44]  What I just think white liberals don't know how to be white.
[00:31:47]  Like, I think they really struggle with, like, how do I talk to a person that's not white if I'm white and I'm not racist.
[00:31:53]  And then they try to relate too much.
[00:31:55]  Like, hey, hey, you must not be black if you blah, blah, blah.
[00:31:58]  And then the black guy's like, who the fuck are you to tell this?
[00:32:00]  But is it like, are they trying to relate or are they like feeling so entitled to how entrenched they are into the minority struggle that they feel like they can start telling minorities how to act?
[00:32:10]  Whereas you have the Republicans.
[00:32:12]  This is what you guys are assuming.
[00:32:13]  I don't know much about the Trump Republicans, about how they act towards minorities per se, but like where you're saying they're going to do the overacting that we used to put on liberals.
[00:32:22]  That phony shit back in the day where like... I still get that.
[00:32:25]  You still get that from.
[00:32:26]  That's what I thought liberals are.
[00:32:27]  But I'm wondering if that's based on what you guys were just saying.
[00:32:30]  A rally.
[00:32:31]  And I have one black friend that we all know that went to a Trump rally.
[00:32:34]  And I think there might have been another.
[00:32:35]  I don't remember.
[00:32:36]  But he was like, yeah, it's that.
[00:32:37]  Everybody's being so nice.
[00:32:38]  Because a rally is different than life.
[00:32:40]  A rally is, I need your vote.

=== Born Different Problems (15:22) ===

[00:32:43]  You got to come onto my team.
[00:32:44]  It's like Scientology.
[00:32:45]  It's like fucking Rush Week at a fraternity.
[00:32:47]  Hell yeah.
[00:32:48]  Yo, is it?
[00:32:48]  Okay, question though.
[00:32:50]  Is it like church, though?
[00:32:53]  I'm wondering, like, or not even church, it's like, what is it when you do like the pregame before football?
[00:32:59]  Tailgate.
[00:33:00]  Tailgate.
[00:33:00]  Yeah.
[00:33:00]  Is it like a tailgate where it's like, as long as you got the Giants banner, as long as you got the Cowboys banner, it don't matter where you're from, what religion.
[00:33:06]  It's like today, we're on the same page about some shit.
[00:33:09]  Let's dap it up.
[00:33:10]  We got it.
[00:33:11]  We'll put everything aside.
[00:33:12]  Like, at least you know that that person got one thing, right?
[00:33:15]  Whereas in life, you're walking around with people.
[00:33:17]  You don't really know who they are, what they're about.
[00:33:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:20]  They don't got the jersey on.
[00:33:22]  Yeah.
[00:33:22]  Right?
[00:33:22]  I mean, that's the cool thing about when you wear a cross or when you wear a yarmulka or when you wear, I guess there's like a Muslim garb or whatever it is, like, or when you see somebody with something, some sort of cutter if you're Punjabi, you know, like you are.
[00:33:34]  Or like for Hindu people, when I'm sure you guys have something, right?
[00:33:38]  What y'all got?
[00:33:40]  Swastika.
[00:33:41]  Is it really that?
[00:33:42]  That was originally a Hindu thing, and then Hitler came and made it.
[00:33:44]  So we can't really wear our shit.
[00:33:45]  What about that hand that got two thumbs?
[00:33:47]  Yeah, that one.
[00:33:48]  Ain't that Hindu?
[00:33:49]  Hand that got two thumbs.
[00:33:50]  You talking about the actor that got two thumbs up?
[00:33:51]  No, the hand that goes like that, and then it goes like that.
[00:33:53]  It's a Bollywood actor.
[00:33:54]  Get it on that chest.
[00:33:56]  Two thumbs on.
[00:33:57]  It's always you Indians born weird.
[00:33:58]  Yeah, you guys get that.
[00:33:59]  It's a billion of us, yes.
[00:34:00]  He's like a siren of the culture.
[00:34:02]  Son, every time you're on June 2020, fine outside of the two thumbs.
[00:34:06]  But you always see that in India, man.
[00:34:07]  It's always someone born with fucking cookies all over their feet.
[00:34:12]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second.
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[00:34:23]  And some of y'all try to deny it.
[00:34:24]  Some of you try to get these little haircuts to make it look like you're not going bald, but you're only lying to yourself.
[00:34:28]  Everybody knows the truth.
[00:34:30]  Everybody knows the truth out there.
[00:34:31]  Stop lying to yourself.
[00:34:32]  Being bald is a choice.
[00:34:33]  You can stop it.
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[00:35:20]  And let me announce some shows real quick, guys.
[00:35:22]  First of all, thank you to everybody who came to Minneapolis.
[00:35:25]  We sold out the whole weekend.
[00:35:26]  So thank you for that.
[00:35:27]  And let's keep the momentum going.
[00:35:29]  I am going to be at Atlantic City Comedy Club November 12th.
[00:35:32]  That's next Thursday.
[00:35:33]  It's going to be one show at 8 p.m., I believe.
[00:35:35]  But double check my website for exact times.
[00:35:38]  And I'm going to be in Providence, Rhode Island at the Comedy Connection, December 11th and 12th.
[00:35:44]  We're going to do four shows.
[00:35:45]  So let's sell those bitches out as well.
[00:35:47]  Let's keep the momentum going until COVID fucking stops us.
[00:35:50]  And I don't think they can do that either, to be honest with you.
[00:35:52]  So come through.
[00:35:53]  Let's keep selling these shows out.
[00:35:54]  Let's get back to the show.
[00:35:56]  You always see that in India, man.
[00:35:58]  It's always someone born with fucking turkeys all over their feet or something.
[00:36:01]  But if you walk around like in New York, I mean, I'm saying you walk around New York and you're like, yo, does everybody in this city have a fucking skin condition?
[00:36:07]  What is this?
[00:36:07]  It's just because there's so many people on such a small spot.
[00:36:10]  I don't feel that way.
[00:36:10]  But Indians are the same.
[00:36:12]  Everybody here got a skin condition.
[00:36:14]  Motherfuckers with a foot just comes out of the shoe, blew up the shoe like a fucking people, bro.
[00:36:18]  That's what sadness is.
[00:36:19]  I've been in the South, never saw that.
[00:36:20]  Purple, where people got the purple.
[00:36:22]  Yeah, I grew up in the South, never saw that.
[00:36:23]  You never saw fat people in the South.
[00:36:25]  Blowing up the shoe like that?
[00:36:26]  No.
[00:36:27]  Come on, bro.
[00:36:27]  They might have widened out, but it ain't blowing the fuck up and they're limited to it.
[00:36:30]  What the fuck about the people that are riding around the rascals in the Walmart?
[00:36:34]  Come on, you are capping right now.
[00:36:35]  You tell me you never saw fat people with fat cankles in the South.
[00:36:38]  Cankles, but not like that.
[00:36:40]  You are lying, bro.
[00:36:41]  This guy's lying right now.
[00:36:43]  New York is the only place I see Asians that are like in the evolutionary stage where they're becoming black.
[00:36:49]  You ever see that?
[00:36:50]  Like Asians and like part of their faces like transition into black?
[00:36:53]  I'm afraid.
[00:36:54]  That's to see that.
[00:36:55]  Okay, they got like the blotches on their face.
[00:36:58]  Yeah, like splotches.
[00:36:59]  Yeah, that's evolution.
[00:37:00]  Purple.
[00:37:01]  That's evolution.
[00:37:01]  They've been black.
[00:37:02]  Are you talking about the purple?
[00:37:03]  Are you talking about Vitiligo?
[00:37:06]  Nah.
[00:37:06]  There's a lot of Vitiligo in this city, too.
[00:37:08]  I've been seeing madigo.
[00:37:09]  Okay, fine.
[00:37:09]  We got skin conditions in America.
[00:37:10]  But y'all got three arms in India, bro.
[00:37:12]  But anybody who's in the world is that they're mad progressive, though.
[00:37:14]  Indeed, these are mad progressive when it comes to disabilities, dog.
[00:37:16]  Yeah, because they all think you're God.
[00:37:17]  There's a kid more with a tail, and they're like, yeah, we're going to worship this motherfucker.
[00:37:20]  Yeah, that's the best place to be born stupid.
[00:37:22]  If you're born with a deformity, India is the best place because they will exalt your ass.
[00:37:27]  That double thumb guy is a fucking Hollywood billionaire.
[00:37:30]  We're the most progressive.
[00:37:31]  I'm surprised he's not God.
[00:37:32]  He's a fucking sign of the Sano or whatever.
[00:37:34]  Texting with just one hand.
[00:37:36]  Oh, that's weird.
[00:37:38]  That's fine.
[00:37:39]  Yo, imagine going to text with one hand like that.
[00:37:41]  You love a third thumb, bro.
[00:37:43]  Be killing it.
[00:37:43]  Yo, we're the most progressive.
[00:37:44]  You got disabilities, trans rights.
[00:37:46]  You've been given mad long.
[00:37:47]  Just don't be a poor woman and you're good.
[00:37:49]  Yeah, that's true, man.
[00:37:51]  But no, but going back to what we're saying about that being born weird.
[00:37:55]  You guys are born.
[00:37:56]  I'm going to go back to it and then you went to the same topic.
[00:37:59]  We almost left it and I want to go back to it.
[00:38:01]  Why do you guys think that you're the most born weird?
[00:38:05]  Bill Gates is vaccinating all you know.
[00:38:07]  He might be vaccinated.
[00:38:08]  But the other thing I was wondering, does it make you better at begging?
[00:38:10]  Like now you have like four or five arms that you could beg with at the same time?
[00:38:14]  It probably don't hurt.
[00:38:16]  You know who did that shit?
[00:38:17]  Them African kids picking diamonds, bro.
[00:38:19]  That would be perfect if they were born with a couple extra arms.
[00:38:22]  Fucking spider catch that shit off snatching that shit.
[00:38:25]  You actually cut one off as a favor.
[00:38:27]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:38:28]  You can say, yo, doc, keep this shit because I'm about to get caught stealing.
[00:38:32]  That's what you need, dude.
[00:38:34]  Hey, yeah.
[00:38:35]  Free surgery.
[00:38:36]  Facts.
[00:38:36]  Yeah, that's actually.
[00:38:37]  But it was true, man.
[00:38:38]  India always got the weirdest born people.
[00:38:40]  What is up with that?
[00:38:41]  It's just a billion of us, yo.
[00:38:42]  I don't know if it's that.
[00:38:43]  There's a billion Chinese and they all look pretty fucking sick.
[00:38:50]  That's a billion.
[00:38:51]  That's two million Chinese.
[00:38:52]  We ain't got no forearm Chinese, bro.
[00:38:54]  Oh, yeah, but China be getting rid of whoever they need to get rid of.
[00:38:56]  How we know?
[00:38:58]  They can't even get rid of the Uyghurs.
[00:39:01]  Think about how many Chinese there would be if they weren't just taking care of what they had to do.
[00:39:04]  You think that's what it is?
[00:39:06]  They're 300 and motherfuckers.
[00:39:07]  They just got a big old pit?
[00:39:08]  Yeah.
[00:39:09]  It's something.
[00:39:10]  And they're karate kicking them ass.
[00:39:12]  Yo, imagine the fucking Luke Kane kick that they took him into the pit.
[00:39:16]  Imagine they brain kicked all those people.
[00:39:18]  Holy shit.
[00:39:19]  They would say, holy shit.
[00:39:22]  No, but for real, why do you not see that from these other places, man?
[00:39:26]  That's an important discussion that we need to have.
[00:39:28]  Nah, you'd be seeing it everywhere.
[00:39:29]  The only place with a billion people, we got China, we got India.
[00:39:33]  Is there another place with a Billy?
[00:39:34]  No.
[00:39:35]  No.
[00:39:36]  There's not another place with a homogenous population that's at a Billy.
[00:39:39]  Correct.
[00:39:40]  China?
[00:39:41]  They all chilling.
[00:39:42]  We don't know.
[00:39:43]  Yes, we do.
[00:39:43]  Don't think we would have found out about the accurate corona numbers from them.
[00:39:47]  Six fingers, they'd be playing the violin in ways that you would never imagine.
[00:39:50]  That's why they're so good at counting, dog.
[00:39:52]  Oh, no.
[00:39:54]  Indians are.
[00:39:54]  Yeah, that's what I meant.
[00:39:55]  That's why Indians are so good at counting, bro.
[00:39:57]  But imagine them chop six skills with six fingers, dude.
[00:40:00]  You can actually get a decent bite.
[00:40:02]  Three or four sticks make a spoon.
[00:40:04]  Yeah.
[00:40:04]  They just invented the fork with that.
[00:40:06]  Yo, that is cool.
[00:40:07]  You guys could pickpocket hella good.
[00:40:10]  This is, I think this is an evolutionary advantage.
[00:40:12]  You don't be pickpocketing, though.
[00:40:13]  Second?
[00:40:14]  You don't really be pickpocketing.
[00:40:15]  You don't be pickpocketing.
[00:40:15]  There's no pockets on a sorry.
[00:40:16]  Come on, bro.
[00:40:17]  Yeah.
[00:40:17]  Oh, fuck.
[00:40:19]  That's a good ass point, bro.
[00:40:20]  We don't really got pockets like that.
[00:40:21]  Maybe if y'all got some pants, it'd be hard.
[00:40:23]  You also don't really got money like that.
[00:40:25]  No pockets, no picking, bro.
[00:40:26]  No pockets, no picking, dude.
[00:40:28]  Yeah.
[00:40:29]  All right.
[00:40:29]  All right.
[00:40:30]  I think that we should try to get to the bottom of this.
[00:40:31]  Why you're.
[00:40:33]  I really do think we got to get to the bottom of it.
[00:40:35]  Yeah.
[00:40:36]  Why they're people the most weird.
[00:40:38]  It doesn't make any sense.
[00:40:39]  You got all these fucking doctors.
[00:40:40]  Maybe you need to send something back.
[00:40:42]  We got all doctors here in America.
[00:40:44]  All the Indians come out and be doctors.
[00:40:46]  That's a good point.
[00:40:46]  Maybe that's what it is, though.
[00:40:48]  So they're just having all their doctors leave so they can't figure out why they got six hands.
[00:40:51]  Yeah.
[00:40:52]  We got to send some back.
[00:40:53]  So maybe that's actually.
[00:40:54]  Yo, Trump.
[00:40:56]  You don't know what to do with the second term, Trump.
[00:40:59]  Don't get many ideas, bro.
[00:41:01]  But maybe that's why there's so many Indians that fuck with Trump so heavy in India.
[00:41:04]  They fuck with Trump in India.
[00:41:05]  Yeah, my forehead is worshiping him.
[00:41:07]  Worst ship.
[00:41:08]  Yeah.
[00:41:08]  Wow.
[00:41:09]  Yeah.
[00:41:09]  You didn't see that?
[00:41:10]  Trump got corona.
[00:41:12]  He killed himself when Trump got coronavirus.
[00:41:13]  I think he had a heart attack, but same difference, I guess.
[00:41:15]  That's like, that is killing yourself.
[00:41:18]  It probably wasn't Trump that did it.
[00:41:19]  It was probably the diet, but go ahead.
[00:41:21]  I don't know, though.
[00:41:22]  That's actually a good point.
[00:41:23]  Heart attack is kind of killing yourself.
[00:41:24]  Son, it is, bro.
[00:41:26]  It's slow, but it is.
[00:41:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:41:28]  We'd be killing ourselves slowly.
[00:41:29]  Slowly.
[00:41:30]  Why do we ever consider that killing yourself?
[00:41:32]  Yeah.
[00:41:32]  That should be suicide.
[00:41:34]  Heart attack, suicide.
[00:41:35]  Diabetes, suicide.
[00:41:36]  Yeah.
[00:41:37]  Because what is killing yourself?
[00:41:38]  That's just your brain saying, hey, kill yourself.
[00:41:40]  Heart attack is just your heart saying, hey, kill yourself.
[00:41:42]  We out.
[00:41:43]  What, Alex?
[00:41:44]  What?
[00:41:44]  Tell me why that's not right.
[00:41:45]  What?
[00:41:46]  Tell me why that's not right.
[00:41:47]  Your brain's just an organ like your heart.
[00:41:49]  Your brain says, hey, we're done.
[00:41:50]  Honestly?
[00:41:50]  Your brain says we're done.
[00:41:51]  That last line, I was like, that shit is locked.
[00:41:53]  He locked that argument up.
[00:41:54]  Yeah.
[00:41:54]  The organ.
[00:41:56]  Hey, you got that.
[00:41:56]  They're organs, bro.
[00:41:58]  You know what time it is.
[00:41:59]  They're organs.
[00:42:05]  So, point is, we got to get to the bottom of India, bro.
[00:42:12]  Shut up.
[00:42:12]  Yo, we got to get to the bottom of that.
[00:42:14]  No, we really do, dude.
[00:42:15]  I know we have an important election.
[00:42:18]  I know we have an important election.
[00:42:19]  We're going to decide the fate of the free world, but we got to figure out why Indians got so many fucking fingers, bro.
[00:42:24]  This is a problem.
[00:42:26]  And they would probably do that like this at least.
[00:42:32]  Y'all never have conversations amongst yourselves.
[00:42:34]  You never just sit in there at Thanksgiving.
[00:42:36]  Like, yo, why are we so different than everybody else?
[00:42:40]  With an uncle with the mouth on the forehead or something?
[00:42:42]  Come on, bro.
[00:42:43]  White people the only ones that got the lobster hand.
[00:42:45]  What's a lobster hand?
[00:42:46]  Yeah, we have less.
[00:42:46]  That's a good point.
[00:42:47]  No, what's lobster hand?
[00:42:48]  Hold on.
[00:42:48]  What's lobster hand?
[00:42:48]  You got the little baby arm, or you got like the two fingers, the fucking lobster clock.
[00:42:54]  I only knew one person with that, and he was black.
[00:42:56]  You knew one, though.
[00:42:57]  Todd Lynn, black.
[00:42:58]  Now, Todd Lynn had stroke arm.
[00:43:00]  No, he had baby arm.
[00:43:03]  Baby arm.
[00:43:04]  The white dude in Scary Movie.
[00:43:05]  That's a movie.
[00:43:07]  A black movie.
[00:43:10]  Why they make a white hand?
[00:43:12]  Nobody's made a white because they're not.
[00:43:15]  Now, let me think.
[00:43:16]  I'm trying to think white illnesses.
[00:43:18]  Oh, you know what white people got?
[00:43:20]  Webbed shit.
[00:43:22]  Oh, like white people got some webbed toes from.
[00:43:24]  I mean, we're swimming people, though.
[00:43:25]  We are swimming people.
[00:43:26]  White people got some webbed ass fingers.
[00:43:29]  We might be.
[00:43:29]  That could be a lot of people.
[00:43:30]  That'd be the Santa Barbara baby right there.
[00:43:31]  Real talk.
[00:43:32]  It could be, what is that guy's name who's in Water World?
[00:43:35]  Kevin Costner.
[00:43:36]  Kevin Costner.
[00:43:37]  So we could be preparing to leave y'all before we were going to Mars.
[00:43:39]  We were about to go to the water on y'all.
[00:43:41]  Yeah, why don't y'all just gentrify the water?
[00:43:43]  We tried to.
[00:43:43]  Epstein's Island, he fucked it up.
[00:43:45]  Listen, he had a good idea, right?
[00:43:47]  Wasn't Ghillain all into like she had a submarine license.
[00:43:50]  She's a submarine license.
[00:43:51]  She's trying to find a different way.
[00:43:52]  Like, where are these minorities not going under the water?
[00:43:56]  Let's try it out.
[00:43:58]  Yeah.
[00:43:59]  Fuck.
[00:43:59]  There's no age of consent under the water.
[00:44:02]  I wonder what that island's going for right now.
[00:44:04]  Say what?
[00:44:05]  I looked it up.
[00:44:05]  It's you know me.
[00:44:08]  I'm trying to take advantage of some real estate.
[00:44:10]  No, real talk.
[00:44:12]  You just buy Epstein's Island.
[00:44:14]  You buy that shit and you just clean up all the training bras or whatever off of that.
[00:44:19]  You don't think that you don't think it's good still?
[00:44:21]  It's like buying a haunted house.
[00:44:23]  I would buy that.
[00:44:24]  Yeah.
[00:44:24]  Yo, actually, I would buy the island before I bought the haunted house because I believe them ghosts still go away.
[00:44:31]  But you got all the little girls and shit off that.
[00:44:33]  No, it's mad little Caspars running around that.
[00:44:35]  Mad Lil Cash.
[00:44:35]  You don't know if they died, though.
[00:44:37]  You don't know if they died, though.
[00:44:38]  And you can just bulldoze everything that you didn't like.
[00:44:40]  I'm sure there's a couple condos on there.
[00:44:42]  You know what I mean?
[00:44:42]  A couple villas that seem pretty.
[00:44:44]  Condos are condoms.
[00:44:45]  What are we talking about?
[00:44:46]  There's definitely no condoms on that.
[00:44:50]  Yo, I'm just gonna be.
[00:44:50]  She's confused.
[00:44:51]  I was thinking about that.
[00:44:52]  You think the reason why America has so many problems is that America is all built on an Indian burial ground?
[00:44:57]  You mean like the whole country is built on an Indian burial?
[00:45:00]  That burial ground shit, we got to get over it because I don't think they had cemeteries like us.
[00:45:04]  I think they just buried you wherever.
[00:45:06]  Do you think they buried it or did they just die?
[00:45:07]  That's his point, though.
[00:45:08]  Yeah.
[00:45:08]  We built the whole country on an Indian burial.
[00:45:10]  No.
[00:45:12]  No, what I'm trying to say is they got to get off it with this burial ground shit because I don't think they had burial grounds.
[00:45:17]  They didn't have cemeteries.
[00:45:18]  Then they buried up wherever.
[00:45:19]  And we're on top of it, right?
[00:45:21]  So you can't just keep everything.
[00:45:22]  Yeah.
[00:45:22]  No, that's why the whole country's fucked.
[00:45:25]  When you die, you die.
[00:45:30]  Do you have a problem with a group of people trying to claim land?
[00:45:32]  Is that what a white guy's giving us?
[00:45:34]  It's shit.
[00:45:34]  Yeah, you can't claim it.
[00:45:35]  You got to fight for it.
[00:45:36]  They don't claim it.
[00:45:37]  Let's go.
[00:45:38]  Knuckle up.
[00:45:39]  But they claimed it in the afterlife.
[00:45:40]  What?
[00:45:40]  That's what they're saying.
[00:45:41]  They're claiming it right now.
[00:45:42]  They're claiming it.
[00:45:43]  Spiritually colonized.
[00:45:44]  We got spiritually colonized.
[00:45:45]  Well, tell Chief Afterlife that you don't have to stay over there with me because it's ours now.
[00:45:49]  We appreciate the chutney.
[00:45:51]  Oh, no.
[00:45:52]  That's the other one.
[00:45:56]  No, no.
[00:45:57]  That's why America's got problems.
[00:45:58]  I really do.
[00:45:59]  I don't think so, man.
[00:46:00]  I don't think so.
[00:46:01]  I think we got problems because we decide we got problems.
[00:46:07]  We got the least problems.
[00:46:09]  This is the least in the whole world.
[00:46:10]  You've been to a place with real problems.
[00:46:12]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:46:13]  Don't we have the least?
[00:46:14]  Let's be honest.
[00:46:14]  Life is pretty good here, but it's a lot of inner conflict.
[00:46:17]  That's the thing.
[00:46:18]  We're really like, it's on some 1% shit.
[00:46:20]  You ever see like rich families and all beatings?
[00:46:22]  These are 1% problems, I agree.
[00:46:25]  Can I explain this?
[00:46:26]  If you're the type of dude that sees someone with depression and goes, well, just cheer up.
[00:46:31]  Have you thought about it as being happier before?
[00:46:32]  No, I've never been there.
[00:46:33]  Like, I'd be like, stop being bred.
[00:46:35]  Like, I give a couple things that have worked for me.
[00:46:37]  I'd be like, change your perspective.
[00:46:39]  You can't change the situation.
[00:46:40]  I'll give you some bars to roll with.
[00:46:42]  I'm not going to be like, cheer up.
[00:46:43]  That being said, if you want to talk about we do have first world problems, that's like, think about it.
[00:46:48]  You know what America is?
[00:46:49]  Think about it.
[00:46:50]  It's successful.
[00:46:51]  Let's get to the bottom of it.
[00:46:52]  Nah.
[00:46:52]  Like, we got.
[00:46:55]  Come on.
[00:46:56]  It's succession.
[00:46:57]  Okay, what's that?
[00:46:57]  You know that TV show where it's this rich family always fighting over some shit?
[00:47:00]  No, that's America.
[00:47:02]  It's just a rich family fighting amongst each other.
[00:47:03]  Didn't I just say we got 1% problems?
[00:47:05]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:47:06]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:47:06]  That's all we got.
[00:47:07]  I'm adding to it right there.
[00:47:08]  Okay, we're on the same page.
[00:47:09]  Family of billionaires.
[00:47:10]  We got billionaire problems over here.
[00:47:12]  What's the biggest problem, Al Black people getting killed by the police?
[00:47:17]  You know, most other countries are like, we all get killed by the police.
[00:47:20]  Only one group over there is killed by the police.
[00:47:23]  Bro, dog, think about that shit.
[00:47:25]  We just got to stop black people getting killed by the police.
[00:47:28]  And if we could do that, then nobody's out there getting killed by the police.
[00:47:31]  This is a huge accomplishment.
[00:47:35]  It's crazy.
[00:47:35]  I mean, that's facts, bro.
[00:47:37]  Think about it.
[00:47:37]  I mean, so far, I don't see a problem with it.
[00:47:39]  All we got to do is stop black people getting killed by the police.
[00:47:42]  The best way to do that, you think?
[00:47:43]  Make them not black.
[00:47:49]  Bro, you think those Chinese people that I was talking about, they get the that are evolutioning?
[00:47:53]  I don't know what he meant by that.
[00:47:54]  I genuinely am concerned.
[00:47:56]  That's how evolution happens.
[00:47:57]  What do you mean by this?
[00:47:59]  Like, all people looked alike.
[00:48:01]  Okay.
[00:48:01]  And then they started evolving and they started changing.
[00:48:03]  Anything that happens within the course of your lifetime?

=== Fat Asses Evolution Theory (03:24) ===

[00:48:05]  Son.
[00:48:05]  It happened in the course.
[00:48:07]  Yeah.
[00:48:07]  It had to have happened.
[00:48:08]  And someone's just saying it.
[00:48:10]  Yeah.
[00:48:10]  How did you expect it to happen?
[00:48:11]  Akasha.
[00:48:12]  You're born a little different.
[00:48:14]  That's literally what they're saying, bro.
[00:48:16]  He's saying they're transitioning throughout life.
[00:48:17]  No.
[00:48:18]  No.
[00:48:18]  He's like, this is the first step.
[00:48:21]  They're like in one of the middle stages.
[00:48:22]  Yeah.
[00:48:23]  That's so funny.
[00:48:24]  So we're all just going back to being black.
[00:48:26]  Back to Africa, bro.
[00:48:29]  We're all just Marcus Garvey people at the end of the day.
[00:48:31]  Or maybe white people are the first people.
[00:48:34]  Well, if you shave down, if you shave down a primate, what color are they?
[00:48:39]  White?
[00:48:39]  Kind of Akash.
[00:48:41]  Yeah, a little Akash.
[00:48:42]  Yeah, nah, they're a little Akash.
[00:48:44]  There's some white boys, bro.
[00:48:45]  And when you think about monkeys, they always do white boy shit for fun.
[00:48:48]  Yeah, it's true.
[00:48:49]  Mad white boy for swinging from things, jumping off of shit, dangling family.
[00:48:54]  Chucking doo-doo, bad gay jokes, beating off in front of each other.
[00:48:57]  It's a bunch of frat boys.
[00:48:58]  That's all monkeys are.
[00:49:00]  That is crazy.
[00:49:00]  I'm just saying, white people might be the first people, bro.
[00:49:03]  Yeah, that's a good bite.
[00:49:04]  We might be the first people.
[00:49:05]  Then you're evolving to the better people.
[00:49:07]  I don't know what that meant.
[00:49:09]  I don't know what that meant.
[00:49:10]  I don't know.
[00:49:11]  You would know if you were black.
[00:49:12]  Yeah, I know.
[00:49:13]  Yeah, I'm not involved.
[00:49:15]  I'm not involved enough to understand what that is, bro.
[00:49:18]  I really am not.
[00:49:19]  I'm just saying, though, black people are probably chilling out in Europe, you know, smoking weed, having fucking threesomes, eating cheese and shit.
[00:49:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:26]  And then some primal ass white motherfuckers went over there, like, oh, this is fire.
[00:49:30]  Snatch that shit from me.
[00:49:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:32]  And then y'all went back to Africa, like, all right, fuck it.
[00:49:34]  I guess we'll live here.
[00:49:36]  Yeah.
[00:49:36]  That's how you think about it.
[00:49:37]  I think that might be how that might be how it went down.
[00:49:41]  So your shit screaked, bro.
[00:49:42]  Yo, real talk.
[00:49:43]  It could be like shit screaked.
[00:49:44]  That could be how it is.
[00:49:45]  Yo, dude.
[00:49:46]  So we just forgot about it.
[00:49:47]  Black people really the first Europeans?
[00:49:49]  White people the first Africans, bro.
[00:49:52]  Yeah.
[00:49:53]  Who's a cracker now?
[00:49:54]  Yeah, cracker.
[00:49:57]  Watch out.
[00:49:58]  So drum actually does have the African-American vote locked up.
[00:50:01]  Son, I'm an African-American, bro.
[00:50:04]  I'm an African-American, bro.
[00:50:06]  Am I African-American?
[00:50:08]  Thanks so.
[00:50:09]  Al, you proud to be an American?
[00:50:10]  Just right now.
[00:50:10]  No, that's a European American.
[00:50:12]  Look at his ass.
[00:50:12]  All European and shit.
[00:50:13]  I am European.
[00:50:14]  Mad European.
[00:50:15]  Yeah.
[00:50:15]  And, oh my God.
[00:50:17]  Those old dresses back in the day for the women used to have what?
[00:50:22]  Hoops.
[00:50:23]  The fat ass, right?
[00:50:24]  Yeah.
[00:50:25]  You remember that?
[00:50:26]  That's because white people were the first people with fat asses.
[00:50:29]  That's right, bro.
[00:50:31]  That's because white people invented the fat ass.
[00:50:35]  This is a fact.
[00:50:36]  Is that why black guys still love white women?
[00:50:38]  That's just left over from there.
[00:50:40]  Y'all were like, yo, our girls don't got this yet.
[00:50:45]  White people invented fat asses, bro.
[00:50:47]  White people done invented fat asses, bro.
[00:50:49]  This is a fact.
[00:50:50]  Nah, I think black people had the fat asses first, and then we evolved to the white, and then you lost the ass, and they were like, oh, we need to make it look like you still have ass, so now we have to make those fake little corsets that appear.
[00:51:01]  The corset was not fake.
[00:51:03]  Yeah, what are we talking about?
[00:51:04]  That was real.
[00:51:04]  Them white bitches had curves, bro.
[00:51:06]  Yeah, white bitches.
[00:51:08]  That was curvy, bro.
[00:51:09]  Absolutely.
[00:51:10]  Should look like an and symbol.
[00:51:11]  Yeah, bro.
[00:51:12]  What's that called?
[00:51:13]  Ampersand.
[00:51:14]  No, but the and symbol that you draw with a straight line and a little circle?
[00:51:17]  Yeah, all that.
[00:51:19]  All that.
[00:51:19]  And the music note.
[00:51:21]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:21]  Was that treble?
[00:51:23]  Yeah, let's go.
[00:51:24]  Yeah, boy.
[00:51:25]  Yeah.
[00:51:25]  You are in treble right now.
[00:51:26]  You're in trouble with that cleft pooniny.

=== Malia's Smiz-ish Catching (05:06) ===

[00:51:29]  Wait, what?
[00:51:30]  Oh, no, that's the muscles.
[00:51:34]  No, but in all seriousness, bro, y'all got to put some respect on the whites, bro.
[00:51:41]  We got to get back to why Indian people look so good.
[00:51:44]  Why we never go to the bottom of that, dude?
[00:51:46]  Yo, did we get to the bottom yet?
[00:51:48]  I think we got to the bottom.
[00:51:49]  Yo, can you please cut when I just went like that?
[00:51:52]  I hope you didn't have that.
[00:51:54]  Why?
[00:51:54]  I don't know.
[00:51:54]  I cordedly sassy slapped for no reason.
[00:51:57]  Like, my body took over, and I went, Yeah, let's get this to the bottom of that.
[00:52:02]  He's from Atlanta over here.
[00:52:03]  He's a baller.
[00:52:04]  He's a bomb.
[00:52:05]  That's all Obama did when he hit that three.
[00:52:08]  Oh, yo, put some respect on Obama.
[00:52:09]  No, he did.
[00:52:10]  Y'all see what he did?
[00:52:11]  Chill out.
[00:52:12]  When he hit the three, he was like, Yah!
[00:52:14]  Chill out!
[00:52:15]  Chill out!
[00:52:15]  Nah, you gotta put respect to Obama.
[00:52:18]  If Biden wins, you think that three has something to do with it?
[00:52:20]  No, no, but I'll be honest, low-key, low-key.
[00:52:25]  You know, you lie.
[00:52:26]  You miss Obama when she lives.
[00:52:28]  Come on, so you know you love that.
[00:52:29]  I'm not gonna lie, bro.
[00:52:31]  You miss him, but he hit that three.
[00:52:33]  It was just that was some classic swag, bro.
[00:52:35]  It was just one shot, bang, then lowered the mask to talk his shit.
[00:52:40]  I didn't like how he repeated it twice.
[00:52:41]  I didn't like how he hit the mask.
[00:52:43]  He was like, That's what I do.
[00:52:44]  And then people didn't hear him, so he had to take it down.
[00:52:46]  He said it twice.
[00:52:47]  I would have liked if he just ripped that shit off, threw that shit in the air like confetti and said, That's what I do.
[00:52:52]  That would have been fire.
[00:52:53]  He said, Fuck social distancing, pulls it down.
[00:52:55]  Yeah, yo, I think Obama might have the energy of a Trump supporter.
[00:53:01]  He's going swagged out as fuck, burying the three, and then says, You know what?
[00:53:05]  Fuck health.
[00:53:06]  Pull that shit down.
[00:53:07]  That's what I do.
[00:53:08]  That's what I think.
[00:53:09]  That's what Trump's going to say.
[00:53:09]  If he wins the election again, he could go, That's what I do.
[00:53:12]  What if he wins?
[00:53:13]  I win elections.
[00:53:14]  I'm a winner.
[00:53:15]  You're a loser.
[00:53:15]  Did you see his daughter rapping the City Girls verse?
[00:53:18]  No.
[00:53:18]  Oh, you didn't see this?
[00:53:19]  No.
[00:53:20]  Going after it.
[00:53:21]  Oh, she got a chill.
[00:53:22]  Come on.
[00:53:22]  Wait till let's just get the election going.
[00:53:24]  Come on, though.
[00:53:25]  No, she's going after it, bro.
[00:53:26]  Yeah, she's getting smoked out guaranteed, bro.
[00:53:29]  Sasha Stallion?
[00:53:30]  Yes, sir.
[00:53:30]  Sasha Stallion.
[00:53:32]  What's the one?
[00:53:33]  What's the shorter one?
[00:53:34]  Malia.
[00:53:35]  That was Malia.
[00:53:37]  Wow.
[00:53:37]  Jesus Christ, yo.
[00:53:39]  Mark really trying to get murdered by everybody, bro.
[00:53:42]  That's so good.
[00:53:44]  Anyway, so what is Malia is how old?
[00:53:46]  Before we continue having this conversation, look up Malia's age.
[00:53:50]  I was going to do that too, but look up Malia's age.
[00:53:52]  What age is Malia?
[00:53:53]  I don't know why we can talk about Sasha because she's in college for sure.
[00:53:55]  But I think they both are in college now.
[00:53:57]  I think they're both of age.
[00:53:58]  Okay, okay.
[00:53:59]  This is important research.
[00:54:00]  Are we there yet?
[00:54:00]  22 and 19.
[00:54:02]  Got him.
[00:54:03]  Anyway, she, yeah, somebody is definitely cracking that out, bro.
[00:54:08]  Come on, what?
[00:54:10]  What?
[00:54:10]  You don't think so?
[00:54:11]  You don't think she ever ever since the debates?
[00:54:14]  I say, come on, man, all the time.
[00:54:17]  That's my shit.
[00:54:18]  This is Malarkey.
[00:54:20]  What have you got?
[00:54:21]  Biden's always overusing man.
[00:54:23]  Come on, man.
[00:54:24]  Come on, man.
[00:54:25]  Hey, man.
[00:54:25]  Come on.
[00:54:26]  I like that.
[00:54:27]  I like that shit.
[00:54:28]  Come on, man.
[00:54:29]  In all seriousness, do you think she's getting smoked?
[00:54:31]  Come on, I tried to get you off that mom.
[00:54:34]  But do you think she's getting to her?
[00:54:34]  Let's get to the bottom of that.
[00:54:37]  Someone getting to the bottom of her, that's a fact.
[00:54:39]  Do you think she's getting smoked?
[00:54:41]  What school is she at?
[00:54:42]  She's definitely at college, and the Secret Service aren't walking around with her everywhere.
[00:54:46]  Yeah, that'd be a little creepy, bro.
[00:54:47]  If what?
[00:54:48]  She was just catching it, Mish.
[00:54:50]  Come on.
[00:54:51]  What, dude?
[00:54:52]  Why is that wrong to say 19 years old?
[00:54:56]  That would be a little creepy, too.
[00:54:58]  What?
[00:54:58]  If she was just catching it?
[00:55:00]  Yeah.
[00:55:01]  She was getting smoked mish.
[00:55:02]  If she was getting smoked mish, you don't think she's getting that smidge, bro.
[00:55:06]  You don't think she's getting that smish?
[00:55:08]  Al, Alex Meese.
[00:55:10]  Do you think she's catching that smiz-ish, bro?
[00:55:12]  Come on.
[00:55:13]  Come on, dude.
[00:55:14]  You don't think she's getting that reverse cow?
[00:55:16]  Giddy up.
[00:55:17]  You don't think she's catching that kiddie up?
[00:55:19]  The reverse cowbungus is you?
[00:55:21]  You don't think she's getting that smashed?
[00:55:23]  You don't think she's getting her own secret service?
[00:55:25]  Yo, do you think, Al?
[00:55:27]  There's got to be something there.
[00:55:28]  You know what I mean?
[00:55:29]  You don't think she's praying five times a day?
[00:55:34]  What?
[00:55:35]  What?
[00:55:36]  You don't think she's getting funny?
[00:55:38]  You don't think she's catching that.
[00:55:39]  Is that even funny?
[00:55:40]  Standing on them hands and knees, bro, praying five downs a day, four height against the floor.
[00:55:45]  Katie Sweet, good as gold.
[00:55:46]  Let me see that Bamo roll.
[00:55:48]  Hey, hey, hope.
[00:55:50]  Hey, hope.
[00:55:51]  Hey, hope.
[00:55:54]  Come on, dude.
[00:55:56]  No, but in all seriousness, Al, you don't think that?
[00:55:58]  No, I don't.
[00:55:58]  I don't think at all.
[00:55:59]  So you think she's a virgin, dude?
[00:56:01]  Yes.
[00:56:02]  You think she's that sexually frustrated?
[00:56:04]  No, I think they're still virgins.
[00:56:05]  What about the older one?
[00:56:06]  Do you know she's getting that smithereen?
[00:56:07]  No.
[00:56:08]  You think she's just rapping, just not knowing?
[00:56:11]  She wasn't rapping WAP.
[00:56:12]  She was rapping City Girls.
[00:56:13]  That's even crazier than that.
[00:56:14]  Yeah, City Girls is nuts, bro.
[00:56:17]  Talking about nuts.
[00:56:21]  What, dude?
[00:56:22]  Al, can you just look at the video of her doing it, and then it might change your mind?
[00:56:25]  Bro, you don't think she's getting drone struck, bro?
[00:56:27]  Come on.
[00:56:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:30]  Obama is fucking.
[00:56:33]  Yo, that's crazy.

=== Hillary Undecided Voters (02:29) ===

[00:56:36]  That is crazy.
[00:56:37]  Why is that crazy?
[00:56:38]  I don't know, but that is kind of what we should call when you bust on a girl.
[00:56:42]  Incoming.
[00:56:44]  Incoming.
[00:56:47]  We heard the busing off, bro.
[00:56:50]  Oh, boy.
[00:56:51]  Anyway, so what do we think is going to happen?
[00:56:54]  What's the fate of America, guys?
[00:56:57]  With all that alarmist we were doing before, I think nothing's going to happen.
[00:57:01]  I don't think there'll be any writing.
[00:57:02]  I don't think there'll be any funny.
[00:57:04]  I don't think there's going to be social media posts.
[00:57:06]  There's going to be some little shit that the media is going to blow up.
[00:57:09]  Like, there's going to be like a one square block in Chicago where there's like a trash can on fire.
[00:57:12]  They're going to be like, look at the panic in the streets.
[00:57:15]  I do think the people that want to loot and are playing to loot are going to do it.
[00:57:18]  Yeah, they're going to try.
[00:57:19]  Yeah.
[00:57:20]  But I don't think it's going to be some wild.
[00:57:22]  So like these people, like people, I was saying before, people are telling them to like stock up on water and fill up the car with gas.
[00:57:27]  I'm like, I don't think it's going to be all that.
[00:57:29]  And I know I'm more like fatalistic than you guys.
[00:57:31]  I think it's going to be a little crazy.
[00:57:33]  Really?
[00:57:33]  Yeah, I do think that's it.
[00:57:34]  It's going to be tense.
[00:57:34]  Like, worst case scenario, there's going to be like a court case.
[00:57:37]  Like, Trump's, if, like, worst case scenario, Trump is going to be aware of it.
[00:57:39]  But there was a court case for Gore and Bush.
[00:57:41]  We didn't give a fuck back then about Gore Bush.
[00:57:43]  Right.
[00:57:44]  That went to court for weeks.
[00:57:45]  This is different.
[00:57:46]  The stakes are different for both sides.
[00:57:48]  Everybody feels like the country is riding on this election.
[00:57:51]  But who wins?
[00:57:53]  Wait, what?
[00:57:54]  If I had to guess, I would say Biden, but I don't feel confident about that, really.
[00:58:00]  Yeah, I kind of feel the same.
[00:58:02]  I say Biden, but I don't feel confident about it.
[00:58:04]  I can see Trump losing the popular vote, or it's really, really close.
[00:58:07]  I think that's locked.
[00:58:08]  And then I think that he could win Electoral College.
[00:58:11]  So I'd say, I think Trump might squeak it out.
[00:58:14]  I think Trump wins, bro.
[00:58:16]  And the popular?
[00:58:18]  Dude, I think it might be easy.
[00:58:23]  If you asked me two weeks ago, I'd be like, I think Biden got it, man.
[00:58:27]  The last two weeks, I don't know.
[00:58:28]  I mean, that is what happened in 2016.
[00:58:30]  So for me to act like that's not valid is crazy because we've seen it with Trump.
[00:58:35]  If he wins, the credibility of the polls is going to be gone.
[00:58:38]  Done.
[00:58:38]  Done.
[00:58:38]  Done forever.
[00:58:39]  They're saying that he has a bigger lead than what Hillary had.
[00:58:42]  So the one thing that I read is Biden.
[00:58:44]  The one thing that I read that could be like, oh, okay, maybe Trump does have this is apparently 20% of voters last time were undecided leading up to the election.
[00:58:52]  And then a bunch of those people swang Trump.
[00:58:54]  I think a lot of that was fucking, I hate Hillary.
[00:58:56]  They just say that they're undecided, but they're not.
[00:58:59]  You think they knew?
[00:59:00]  Yeah, I think that.
[00:59:01]  That's what I was trying to say about my nerd friend that was doing the calling on behalf of Biden.

=== Second Wave Coming Soon (15:21) ===

[00:59:05]  Yeah, I hate that.
[00:59:06]  I want to talk about that.
[00:59:07]  What?
[00:59:07]  Calling on behalf of people?
[00:59:08]  I've gotten so many fucking calls and texts non-stop about the fucking election shit.
[00:59:12]  I have not because I don't really be voting.
[00:59:14]  I've gotten a lot.
[00:59:15]  I think I'm registered.
[00:59:16]  I'm registered in the vote.
[00:59:17]  But your vote truly matters.
[00:59:18]  Yeah, I got it.
[00:59:19]  So you're going to vote in every election.
[00:59:21]  I'm registered independent, and so I think I just get hit up non-stop.
[00:59:23]  I've gotten like 100%.
[00:59:25]  And Florida.
[00:59:26]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:59:27]  His most annoying one.
[00:59:28]  I got a text from someone that said, like, we got, it was from like the Democrats.
[00:59:31]  They were like, oh, we got to get Trump out.
[00:59:32]  And then they put stars in Trump.
[00:59:35]  Like, they bleeped Trump's name.
[00:59:38]  That's stupid.
[00:59:38]  It was like T.R. Voldemort.
[00:59:42]  They didn't want to say.
[00:59:43]  He whose name may not be mentioned.
[00:59:45]  I was like, what are we doing?
[00:59:46]  What is it?
[00:59:49]  They don't even know nothing about Pottery.
[00:59:50]  I don't know shit about Potter.
[00:59:51]  Come on, yo.
[00:59:52]  You're in very big ass Harry Potter fan.
[00:59:54]  Damn, I got that shit wrong, bro.
[00:59:56]  Yeah, fucking Slytherin.
[00:59:58]  Yo.
[00:59:58]  Oh, my God.
[00:59:59]  You're a real Slytherin, bro.
[01:00:00]  Come on, yo.
[01:00:01]  Yeah, yo, I might be Slytherin.
[01:00:03]  That's why I don't know that pussy ass saying.
[01:00:05]  Yeah.
[01:00:05]  Because that's for pussies who are scared to say his name, but I'm just out here like Voldie.
[01:00:09]  Yo, suck.
[01:00:13]  Voldemort.
[01:00:14]  Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort.
[01:00:15]  He's like dropping M-bogs out here.
[01:00:17]  So this guy's ball.
[01:00:19]  Can we cut this or no?
[01:00:19]  Yo, is Voldemort worse than the M-word in Harry Potter world?
[01:00:24]  I mean, there's no black people in Harry Potter.
[01:00:26]  No, there's one.
[01:00:26]  I counted.
[01:00:28]  There's one.
[01:00:28]  He's in the movie for two seconds.
[01:00:30]  What's his name?
[01:00:31]  Dean, something.
[01:00:32]  I don't know.
[01:00:33]  Black.
[01:00:34]  The other serious black.
[01:00:36]  Not so serious black.
[01:00:40]  They named the guy Sirius Black instead of having a black character.
[01:00:44]  Yo, JK Rowling is racist, bro.
[01:00:47]  She's a wild.
[01:00:48]  This girl hates trannies.
[01:00:49]  She hates black people.
[01:00:51]  She made one good movie about a utopian society where only white kids live.
[01:00:56]  Yo, this girl is fucked up.
[01:00:58]  Yeah.
[01:00:59]  Yo.
[01:01:00]  Love her, yo.
[01:01:02]  Not a single Indian in that shit.
[01:01:04]  Who?
[01:01:04]  Who?
[01:01:05]  Yeah.
[01:01:05]  The Patel twins.
[01:01:06]  Patel.
[01:01:07]  I don't know why she spelled it with an I, but.
[01:01:09]  Oh, are they in the books?
[01:01:10]  Doesn't even know how to spell that shit.
[01:01:11]  They're in the books.
[01:01:11]  Are they in the movie?
[01:01:12]  They're in the movie, too.
[01:01:13]  They ain't no movie, bro.
[01:01:15]  I ain't seen them in no movie.
[01:01:16]  I wouldn't recognize them.
[01:01:17]  14 fingers and shit.
[01:01:20]  Holding that wand.
[01:01:21]  Mad big.
[01:01:24]  It's like, how many wands they get?
[01:01:25]  The Patel twins.
[01:01:26]  Grabbing with their tail, bro.
[01:01:27]  It would be twins, right?
[01:01:29]  Four, son.
[01:01:30]  They get four each.
[01:01:32]  Damn, son.
[01:01:34]  No, for real, though, are they actually in the movies?
[01:01:36]  Yeah, you probably just didn't notice because they're not white.
[01:01:40]  I mean, you only know.
[01:01:40]  Well, I would notice them more if they're not white.
[01:01:42]  Yeah, fly in the milk, bro.
[01:01:43]  They there, bro.
[01:01:44]  They go to a motherfucking ball with Ron and Harry, I think.
[01:01:49]  You don't even know who they go to the ball with, bro.
[01:01:51]  I know Ron.
[01:01:52]  I think Harry.
[01:01:53]  You think.
[01:01:54]  There's two of them.
[01:01:54]  You don't even know if the lead of the movie goes to the motherfucking ball with the paddle twins.
[01:01:59]  Who he go with?
[01:02:00]  Who?
[01:02:01]  Harry?
[01:02:02]  The girls?
[01:02:03]  Oh, there's chicks?
[01:02:04]  See, you better know nothing.
[01:02:07]  Y'all suck.
[01:02:08]  Y'all trying to say, I'm not Slytherin.
[01:02:11]  Yeah.
[01:02:11]  What were y'all trying to say?
[01:02:12]  We're Showshock.
[01:02:13]  You keep saying the V-words.
[01:02:14]  He whose name may not be said.
[01:02:19]  I hate listening to them.
[01:02:20]  She's killing me.
[01:02:21]  No, but y'all don't even know who the Patels did or what they are.
[01:02:24]  Who they were getting smoked out first?
[01:02:26]  We do.
[01:02:26]  Who?
[01:02:27]  They got that mish.
[01:02:28]  Yeah, they were missing.
[01:02:29]  They were getting that straight mission.
[01:02:30]  They got straight.
[01:02:31]  They got smished.
[01:02:32]  Who was smishing him?
[01:02:33]  Ron wasn't dating her.
[01:02:35]  Nah.
[01:02:35]  Ron was dating Hermione.
[01:02:40]  That's stupid.
[01:02:41]  Y'all know.
[01:02:42]  Y'all don't even know no Indians in that movie, bro.
[01:02:46]  There are Indians in the movie.
[01:02:47]  I know one of the teachers was Indian.
[01:02:49]  Yes.
[01:02:50]  Who?
[01:02:51]  The big motherfucker.
[01:02:52]  Yeah.
[01:02:53]  The burly guy.
[01:02:53]  What was his name?
[01:02:54]  Hagrid.
[01:02:55]  Hagrid.
[01:02:57]  That sounds kind of Indian.
[01:02:58]  You ain't no Indian that big.
[01:02:59]  Yo, come on.
[01:03:00]  Yeah, you're right about that one, though.
[01:03:01]  So you finished the story about your gay friend, who's calling motherfuckers.
[01:03:05]  Yeah, he just said the uncle.
[01:03:07]  Those are their names.
[01:03:08]  Fuck.
[01:03:11]  That guy's killing me.
[01:03:12]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:13]  This one is texture, brain, bro.
[01:03:15]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:16]  God damn.
[01:03:16]  Praise Vishnu, though.
[01:03:18]  You just got anointed.
[01:03:20]  Thank God, son.
[01:03:21]  Dude, that was crazy.
[01:03:23]  That's how your front swoop just kind of got a little engorged there.
[01:03:26]  Yo, that's my antenna.
[01:03:27]  I think they just communicated with me.
[01:03:29]  That's so sad.
[01:03:31]  That's why I'd be getting good grades on tests.
[01:03:32]  We just communicate with other people.
[01:03:34]  Yeah.
[01:03:34]  That's fucking genius, bro.
[01:03:36]  Wow, they were Indian girls in that fucking movie.
[01:03:38]  My gosh, connecting all the dots, bro.
[01:03:39]  Yeah, that's what we do, bro.
[01:03:40]  That's what that is, yo.
[01:03:44]  Jesus.
[01:03:46]  Stupid.
[01:03:48]  All right.
[01:03:49]  What?
[01:03:49]  Okay, go.
[01:03:50]  Come on.
[01:03:50]  What do we got to get to the bottom of, bro?
[01:03:52]  The election.
[01:03:53]  The election?
[01:03:54]  We didn't figure that out.
[01:03:55]  Yeah, we figured out.
[01:03:55]  Who's going to win?
[01:03:56]  I think Elizabeth Warren.
[01:03:58]  I think Elizabeth Warren is going to win.
[01:03:59]  She's going to give the country back to her ancestors.
[01:04:01]  Indian burial ground.
[01:04:02]  Indian burial ground goes right back to India.
[01:04:04]  You know, that's some bullshit.
[01:04:06]  That Indian barrel ground shit, bro.
[01:04:08]  That shit drives me crazy.
[01:04:09]  Now, you know why it pisses me off, bro?
[01:04:10]  It's because if you claimed your ancestors were buried there, it's just like the fake way to get the land.
[01:04:16]  You'd be like, no, no, our ancestors are buried there.
[01:04:18]  It's important to us.
[01:04:18]  You're going to have to give it back to us.
[01:04:19]  Nah.
[01:04:20]  Your ancestors were buried there because we were.
[01:04:25]  Come on, bro.
[01:04:27]  What?
[01:04:28]  We didn't do anything.
[01:04:29]  What?
[01:04:29]  We didn't do anything.
[01:04:30]  I didn't do nothing.
[01:04:31]  Yeah, don't say that.
[01:04:32]  Why are you saying we?
[01:04:33]  That's the royal weed, dog.
[01:04:35]  That shit is royal.
[01:04:37]  I did nothing.
[01:04:37]  Your boy was in Scotland.
[01:04:39]  Yeah.
[01:04:39]  Getting smoked out by English people.
[01:04:41]  Yeah, smishing it.
[01:04:42]  We were not getting it smished.
[01:04:43]  Now, y'all getting doggy style.
[01:04:46]  Yeah, y'all would know.
[01:04:47]  Yo, that's how we got it.
[01:04:49]  That's how we figure out.
[01:04:51]  You can't beat him.
[01:04:52]  Join him.
[01:04:55]  Nah, we had a couple good wars.
[01:04:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:58]  Freedom.
[01:04:59]  How do we feel about Corona, the second wave that's happening?
[01:05:01]  Is the second wave happening?
[01:05:03]  It's coming in Europe.
[01:05:04]  It's getting crazy.
[01:05:06]  They're locking down again.
[01:05:06]  They're getting crazy.
[01:05:08]  Bro, this is what I don't like, though, is that they locked out this fucking fact where Corona don't exist.
[01:05:14]  Corona's a hoax.
[01:05:15]  You guys put a low logic.
[01:05:17]  You guys said that I'm an Islamophob and you said that.
[01:05:20]  I'm a fob.
[01:05:21]  You guys said I'm a corona fob.
[01:05:23]  You guys said I'm a vaccine of fob.
[01:05:24]  All right, go, go, go.
[01:05:26]  You guys figure it out.
[01:05:28]  Two lies want you.
[01:05:29]  Go with the second wave of corona.
[01:05:31]  Go.
[01:05:31]  Didn't we knock out all the people that was supposed to die already?
[01:05:37]  You know what I mean?
[01:05:38]  Like, low-key, let's be honest.
[01:05:39]  Didn't all the people who were at risk.
[01:05:41]  Put those on to make that point.
[01:05:42]  You're going to be way smarter.
[01:05:42]  Smart points.
[01:05:43]  Oh, geez.
[01:05:44]  Didn't all the people that were at risk of dying from Corona.
[01:05:47]  It's crazy how much you look like you're voting for Biden right now.
[01:05:50]  Like that little thing, you're voting for Biden.
[01:05:52]  This move that people with glasses do.
[01:05:54]  Son, that shit.
[01:05:54]  That shit glass, bro.
[01:05:55]  Yeah, yo, if you got glasses and you do this, bro.
[01:05:57]  Because you get exhausted trying to put it all the way up on your giant nose.
[01:06:01]  That shit, that shit right there.
[01:06:04]  Trying to push that shit.
[01:06:06]  That shit took a bicep.
[01:06:07]  Fuck you with your forehead.
[01:06:09]  You can't even put glasses on.
[01:06:12]  You want to go to the bathroom while he's still pushing some shit.
[01:06:16]  Come back.
[01:06:18]  Come back.
[01:06:19]  He's halfway there.
[01:06:20]  Put these glasses on your big ass forehead, bro.
[01:06:23]  You should look like Ben Franklin, probably.
[01:06:26]  You didn't have that.
[01:06:27]  Oh, boy.
[01:06:28]  Look, for real.
[01:06:30]  What was I saying before I slid into Russia, bro?
[01:06:33]  I got thrown off.
[01:06:34]  He took his glasses out.
[01:06:34]  They're still on his nose.
[01:06:36]  He put his glasses in his chest.
[01:06:40]  He put his glass in his pocket.
[01:06:41]  It's fucking still resting there.
[01:06:42]  I was thinking possible.
[01:06:46]  Al, put the TV back on.
[01:06:48]  Oh, good.
[01:06:50]  All right.
[01:06:51]  Yo, real talk.
[01:06:52]  I never thought you had a big nose, but now that you have something resting on you, you look like your nose is attached to the glasses, dog.
[01:07:00]  Yo, yo, yo.
[01:07:01]  You know how many comments there were?
[01:07:03]  You know how many comments there were on the YouTube?
[01:07:05]  You look hate finna ask us who's on second.
[01:07:08]  That's that Mark Smither J.
[01:07:11]  Oh, fucking.
[01:07:12]  Oh, my God.
[01:07:13]  You got the mustache.
[01:07:14]  I hate y'all.
[01:07:16]  I hate y'all, bro.
[01:07:17]  We can please start selling that as much as the Schultz and mustache.
[01:07:20]  The mustache, the glasses, and the nose.
[01:07:24]  All parts.
[01:07:25]  We're selling that, dude.
[01:07:28]  I hate y'all.
[01:07:29]  Go die.
[01:07:29]  I hope you all get Corona in the second wave.
[01:07:32]  Okay.
[01:07:33]  Go, Mark, with your second wave conspiracy.
[01:07:35]  What's the deal?
[01:07:36]  That's why I think that shit is fake.
[01:07:37]  If he ain't getting it, how about anybody getting it?
[01:07:39]  I ain't breathing this shit yet.
[01:07:40]  He's protecting me.
[01:07:41]  How did I not get Corona, bro?
[01:07:42]  Am I just sucking all the Corona out of the room, bro?
[01:07:44]  He's the air filter, dog.
[01:07:45]  He's protecting all of this shit.
[01:07:47]  He's protecting us.
[01:07:47]  All right, go.
[01:07:48]  Go, Mark.
[01:07:48]  Go.
[01:07:49]  Nah, it's just fucking pro-magnum.
[01:07:51]  Go.
[01:07:52]  Give us up midway through.
[01:07:55]  Go, grove.
[01:07:56]  Go.
[01:07:57]  Just grow Kagnar.
[01:07:58]  Go.
[01:07:58]  No, I just can't.
[01:08:00]  Fuck my point, bro.
[01:08:02]  Go.
[01:08:03]  I peaked Matt early, dog.
[01:08:04]  You do that to yourself, bro.
[01:08:06]  I peeked Matt early.
[01:08:07]  Go, bro.
[01:08:08]  Go, make your fucking point.
[01:08:09]  Go.
[01:08:16]  Kick it over how big your nose is.
[01:08:23]  Don't ever wear glasses.
[01:08:27]  You all know it's fucked up, yo.
[01:08:29]  You all know it's fucked up.
[01:08:32]  You all know it's fucked up, Doc.
[01:08:35]  His laughing is killing me.
[01:08:38]  I know.
[01:08:39]  He put a battery in the jokes back.
[01:08:41]  When we were making fun of Akash Randy and shit, I'll be laughing hell hard.
[01:08:45]  Now I know it feels like on the other side.
[01:08:47]  That shit is oxygen, baby.
[01:08:49]  That's a forest fire.
[01:08:51]  That's one flame in California.
[01:08:53]  It's going up.
[01:08:55]  All right.
[01:08:55]  But you know what's fucked up about y'all?
[01:08:57]  Y'all said never wear glasses again.
[01:08:58]  You know what's fucked up about y'all?
[01:09:00]  Like, when I put on my glasses, I saw a picture of it, and I was like, oh man, my ears don't look so far from my head because the glasses kind of filled a gap.
[01:09:08]  So I was like, maybe I could do a glass flex.
[01:09:10]  But after y'all said this, bro, I look like a goddamn pelican with these fucking pics.
[01:09:15]  You thought you should give us a loan out of Gringott's bank, bro.
[01:09:20]  You're not slithering, bro.
[01:09:21]  You're Green God.
[01:09:24]  Give us back the sword at Gryffindor.
[01:09:26]  Bro.
[01:09:27]  Oh, my God.
[01:09:28]  I hate y'all so much, bro.
[01:09:30]  Oh, shit.
[01:09:31]  Oh, God.
[01:09:33]  No, but Mark, let's get to the bottom of this.
[01:09:35]  Yo, come on.
[01:09:36]  We got to get this.
[01:09:36]  How long does it take Glass?
[01:09:37]  Go on with your fucking girl.
[01:09:39]  Let's go.
[01:09:41]  All right, God.
[01:09:42]  Come on, bro.
[01:09:42]  Come on.
[01:09:44]  Come on.
[01:09:44]  No, I was just going to say it's annoying that Europe locked down mad early and then they still had a second wave like crazy.
[01:09:54]  That was the point we were waiting for.
[01:09:57]  It means nothing now.
[01:09:58]  What's the point?
[01:10:00]  It just means nothing.
[01:10:01]  What's your point, Mark?
[01:10:03]  I said it sucks that they went into lockdown so early and then they had to go into it again.
[01:10:08]  No, it's just that what's the point, son?
[01:10:11]  Can you just recap what happened?
[01:10:14]  I'm doing reruns over here.
[01:10:16]  Hold on, go on.
[01:10:17]  Thank God you made fun of my noise because that shit was my noise.
[01:10:22]  Hold on.
[01:10:22]  Make your point, though.
[01:10:23]  Go on.
[01:10:24]  I just think it's annoying.
[01:10:24]  Like, they're like, oh, America fucked up Corona.
[01:10:26]  America's so stupid.
[01:10:27]  You guys suck.
[01:10:28]  You guys are going to have a second wave.
[01:10:29]  Europe apparently did everything right and they're still getting fucked.
[01:10:32]  That's why we're going to get it.
[01:10:34]  Yeah, but our numbers are so much crazier than them, even relative to population.
[01:10:37]  That's why what they're doing.
[01:10:39]  I don't know if that's true.
[01:10:40]  France is on full lockdown and all this shit.
[01:10:41]  I mean, I guess statistics can all be manipulated, but from what I saw, U.S. was I think America's like top 15 per 100,000.
[01:10:46]  I think we're like 14th or 15th or something.
[01:10:48]  Yeah, we're doing all right.
[01:10:49]  We're not killing it, but I mean, we are killing it.
[01:10:52]  We're doing all right, though.
[01:10:53]  But we're also more wild boys than everybody else when you think about it.
[01:10:56]  Like, there are places that are out, nightclubs, partying.
[01:10:59]  We're the most wild boys.
[01:11:00]  We're the most wild boys and we're only 14, 15th.
[01:11:03]  Is that true?
[01:11:04]  We're going to move up.
[01:11:05]  I think it's like $400,000.
[01:11:06]  You think the second wave is coming here?
[01:11:08]  Second wave is coming.
[01:11:09]  So you think it's the same trajectory where Europe got it first and then it came to us?
[01:11:14]  Yes.
[01:11:14]  And now the second wave, Europe gets it first and then it comes to us.
[01:11:16]  I don't know if we'll do it, but that's what's happening.
[01:11:19]  What's up with China then?
[01:11:20]  Did they get a second wave?
[01:11:21]  Who knows?
[01:11:22]  They be lying about everything.
[01:11:23]  Everybody there got four fingers on one hand.
[01:11:25]  They don't be telling us.
[01:11:26]  Wait, what?
[01:11:26]  I tried to make the smoke off India.
[01:11:30]  No, yo, don't talk about nobody with fingers.
[01:11:33]  I'm saying they don't be telling nobody.
[01:11:35]  They be lying about their statistics.
[01:11:36]  Don't do that, bro.
[01:11:37]  They be lying.
[01:11:38]  Don't make them Simpsons, bro.
[01:11:39]  Don't do that shit.
[01:11:40]  Don't do that shit to the Chinese, bro.
[01:11:42]  They're doing the best they can, bro.
[01:11:44]  Something is up.
[01:11:44]  They're not telling us.
[01:11:46]  Yeah, according to this website, like America's eighth in death per million.
[01:11:51]  So we have the most total confirmed deaths.
[01:11:53]  We're moving up, so.
[01:11:54]  But like Mexico, Ecuador, Chile, Spain, Belgium, Peru are all they gotta get bodied, bro.
[01:12:00]  So Europe outside of Spain is doing better, right?
[01:12:04]  Spain and Belgium, yeah.
[01:12:05]  Because that would mean France, even like if they have 66 million, they would have to have 40,000, 50,000 deaths to match the U.S. death rate.
[01:12:11]  So you believe second wave is coming?
[01:12:14]  No, that shit is coming.
[01:12:15]  And you think that we're going to do the exact same thing Europe did?
[01:12:17]  Yeah.
[01:12:17]  That shit is coming.
[01:12:19]  I think we're going to go into full lockdown when we were at the height of lockdown.
[01:12:23]  Especially the states that did it initially.
[01:12:26]  Worse than we did before?
[01:12:27]  Like, don't leave your house shit?
[01:12:28]  Like, the same level.
[01:12:31]  I halfway agree.
[01:12:32]  I think the second wave.
[01:12:33]  I don't think so, bro.
[01:12:34]  I think the second wave is coming.
[01:12:35]  Apparently, the numbers were like higher than they've ever been, one day record, something, something.
[01:12:39]  But I don't think we go on lockdown.
[01:12:41]  This is America.
[01:12:42]  I think we're going to be like, yo, we take our risks.
[01:12:44]  We're going to live our life.
[01:12:45]  Fucking lockdown was the worst.
[01:12:47]  We're going to be responsible.
[01:12:48]  We're going to do masks, whatever.
[01:12:49]  Some people won't, but that's the general voice is going to be like, we're just going to be responsible.
[01:12:52]  We're still going to live our lives.
[01:12:54]  They're not locking us down again.
[01:12:55]  Also, hospitals are better prepared.
[01:12:57]  You remember the whole thing was flattening the curve so hospitals don't have to sit there and freak the fuck out because they're not ready for this.
[01:13:02]  They don't have the PPE.
[01:13:02]  They don't have the beds, et cetera.
[01:13:04]  Hospitals are going to be better prepared for the second wave.
[01:13:06]  So I don't think we go on a lockdown.
[01:13:07]  This is America.
[01:13:08]  You can't lock us down twice.
[01:13:09]  Italy rioted.
[01:13:10]  Them pussies.
[01:13:11]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:13:12]  We're going to fucking go nuts if you try to lock down again.
[01:13:14]  I think.
[01:13:15]  They might scale back a bit, but I don't think it's lockdown.
[01:13:19]  Yeah, Florida already said DeSantis was like, yeah, we're not going to lock down.
[01:13:22]  What's happening in Europe?
[01:13:23]  Are there like holidays or something coming up?
[01:13:25]  Like, what are they preparing for?
[01:13:26]  Apparently they're preparing for the holiday season being a holiday.
[01:13:29]  What holiday?
[01:13:29]  They don't have things.
[01:13:30]  Christmas.
[01:13:31]  Christmas.
[01:13:31]  They're looking a couple months.
[01:13:33]  I mean, this shit been going on eight months.
[01:13:35]  Y'all thought it'd be over.
[01:13:35]  Are they going to lock down for two months?
[01:13:37]  Yeah, France has an indefinite right now.
[01:13:39]  They haven't announced when they're going to open that shit up.
[01:13:40]  Italy is apparently only like bars are closing at 6 p.m., but you can still do takeout or some shit like that.
[01:13:45]  Like, it's not even that crazy restriction.
[01:13:47]  Spain is back lockdown.
[01:13:49]  Like, I'm telling you, these are all the same.
[01:13:51]  And why would it come over here?
[01:13:53]  Is travel open?
[01:13:55]  Somewhat.
[01:13:55]  You know how people are getting around it.
[01:13:57]  Like, oh, hey, I'm just going to stay someplace for 14 days and then travel, but places like Mexico is open.
[01:14:02]  So you can go to Mexico for the world.
[01:14:03]  The numbers are spiking.
[01:14:05]  Are they?
[01:14:05]  It's crazy.
[01:14:06]  My boy just went down there.
[01:14:07]  Jamil just went down there.
[01:14:08]  Fucking Mandy had it.
[01:14:10]  Word?
[01:14:11]  Really?
[01:14:12]  Yeah.
[01:14:12]  Then Button got it.
[01:14:13]  Interesting.
[01:14:14]  That's the other thing.
[01:14:15]  I'm like, cases are like whatever.
[01:14:17]  No Indian doctor going to help them motherfuckers.
[01:14:19]  Good luck, bro.
[01:14:20]  Hey, good luck.
[01:14:21]  Cases are like, just because cases are going up doesn't mean necessarily that deaths are going up at the same rate that they were before.

=== Uzi Attention Thresholds (15:23) ===

[01:14:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:27]  Yeah, because we know how to treat it now.
[01:14:28]  We know how to treat it.
[01:14:29]  Like the virus is getting less potent.
[01:14:31]  We all know that for a fact.
[01:14:32]  No, I think it's mutating or some shit.
[01:14:36]  I don't think anything could happen.
[01:14:37]  It could mutate into a stronger thing again.
[01:14:38]  Also, Florida might be okay.
[01:14:39]  I think it's something like the Indian people.
[01:14:41]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:14:42]  The virus got another thumb.
[01:14:43]  But yeah, I think like, I'm pretty sure viruses in general, like I think we were talking about this, viruses don't want to kill the host.
[01:14:48]  They want to make the host such that they can keep on spreading the virus.
[01:14:52]  So like viruses generally like are deadly up front and then they slowly mutate to be less deadly because the people that die aren't able to spread.
[01:14:58]  I don't know if we know that's in movies and shit.
[01:15:00]  Yeah, I don't know because like AIDS is pretty good.
[01:15:03]  Yeah, it was, I think it was more.
[01:15:04]  AIDS ain't trying to hang out with you.
[01:15:06]  Yeah, AIDS is like, yeah, we done with this motherfucker.
[01:15:09]  I think it was more deadly when it first kicked off.
[01:15:10]  Because we didn't know how to treat it.
[01:15:11]  Now we have like these cocktails to treat.
[01:15:13]  I think that's more of an effect of the cocktails, less the virus itself.
[01:15:16]  Yeah, probably.
[01:15:16]  But I think both happen.
[01:15:17]  Sure, sure, sure.
[01:15:18]  I just don't want motherfuckers out there like, oh, the virus is weak now.
[01:15:21]  I want half a million people to listen to this and go, oh, yeah, the virus is weak.
[01:15:24]  It's not going to kill you.
[01:15:25]  Yeah, no, I think people are still dying.
[01:15:26]  Yeah.
[01:15:28]  It's still going to be taken seriously, but I don't.
[01:15:30]  I think we're going to be like, hey, I'm going to handle this responsibly.
[01:15:33]  And at a certain point, you just have to take some risks.
[01:15:35]  Yep.
[01:15:36]  Yeah, we'll see.
[01:15:38]  All right, guys, let's take a break.
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[01:16:49]  All right.
[01:16:50]  Let's do some feelings, no facts on a few of these topic.
[01:16:55]  A few of these topic.
[01:16:56]  All right.
[01:16:57]  So, Travis Scott was getting clowned for his Batman costume.
[01:17:01]  Yo, can someone explain why he was getting clowned?
[01:17:02]  I thought it was kind of lit.
[01:17:04]  It's like chocolate Batman.
[01:17:05]  Yeah, the color was kind of whack.
[01:17:07]  Oh, you thought it was whack?
[01:17:08]  I thought it was cool.
[01:17:08]  It wasn't intimidating.
[01:17:10]  How are you going to be the dark knight and you're darker than your costume?
[01:17:12]  Well, that's life.
[01:17:15]  I don't know what you want him to do.
[01:17:17]  If he had on the real black bat suit, that's a dark suit.
[01:17:20]  That's a dark knight.
[01:17:21]  Yeah, but I don't think it's a good idea.
[01:17:22]  I think he tried to get the suit to match the car.
[01:17:25]  I think he tried to get the suit to match the sneakers.
[01:17:28]  Oh, I thought it was the car he had on the side.
[01:17:30]  I think he then had that car, or he got the cars like painted, but he had that color in his sneakers.
[01:17:34]  Yeah.
[01:17:35]  You're familiar with the Travis Scott.
[01:17:37]  I think he got the car.
[01:17:38]  All his shit is like wrapped around that.
[01:17:39]  Yeah.
[01:17:40]  So I think that, but I thought it was lit, but apparently they were trashing him.
[01:17:43]  So it was a marketing idea, I think, for the sneakers then, right?
[01:17:46]  Because I didn't even know that sneaker existed that colorway.
[01:17:48]  I think Mark was saying he got an album coming out or something.
[01:17:50]  Yeah, so like my, I mean, that shit is sick.
[01:17:52]  Nah, he looks like a beetle, bro.
[01:17:53]  Nah, man.
[01:17:53]  It's just skinny.
[01:17:55]  He's just fire.
[01:17:55]  That's a cockroach, dude.
[01:17:56]  The pectoral muscles look mad.
[01:17:58]  It's just like a whole that's a China.
[01:18:00]  He got that from China.
[01:18:01]  That's a slender ass Batman.
[01:18:02]  Yo, he got the knockout.
[01:18:03]  That is fucking fire.
[01:18:05]  Knockoff China Batman suit.
[01:18:06]  Nah, dogs.
[01:18:08]  And his whole.
[01:18:09]  I kind of like it.
[01:18:09]  His whole pose.
[01:18:10]  I kind of like it because it's like his whole pose is so corny, bro.
[01:18:13]  Look at him.
[01:18:14]  Son, that's it.
[01:18:14]  He's standing up.
[01:18:16]  He's in a big ass suit.
[01:18:17]  I was like, face straight.
[01:18:18]  No, he looks mad.
[01:18:19]  Nah, bro.
[01:18:19]  What are you face straight?
[01:18:20]  Was Batman supposed to be like, what's up?
[01:18:22]  Yeah, he's really silly.
[01:18:23]  He just looks like some shit a gay dude would wear any day of the week.
[01:18:26]  Fucking Kate sitting there, mad purple.
[01:18:28]  You know what I mean?
[01:18:28]  Nah, y'all are hating.
[01:18:29]  I aggressive beat Batman.
[01:18:33]  I think he's taking himself so seriously.
[01:18:35]  Mark never seen a single Batman movie.
[01:18:36]  Why would we even listen to him?
[01:18:38]  I'm familiar with kind of weird.
[01:18:39]  You don't know Batman.
[01:18:40]  He read Wikipedia.
[01:18:41]  Yeah, that's right.
[01:18:42]  He read it.
[01:18:42]  So you know exactly what I'm doing.
[01:18:43]  I know it's like, yeah.
[01:18:45]  Okay.
[01:18:45]  So, but I think this, I think this costume is kind of dope.
[01:18:48]  Yeah, I kind of funny.
[01:18:50]  It's not clever.
[01:18:50]  But if you're going to be Batman in a not funny, not clever way, it's kind of lit.
[01:18:55]  If you didn't see that he was a black person, you could easily convince me that's a woman in that suit.
[01:19:01]  That could be Kendall Jenner, no problem.
[01:19:03]  I guess.
[01:19:03]  I don't know.
[01:19:04]  I just think he's taking himself seriously.
[01:19:05]  So crazy to the point where you delete every picture on your Instagram.
[01:19:08]  That's wild.
[01:19:09]  His reaction.
[01:19:10]  Well, I was worried about this.
[01:19:11]  So do I.
[01:19:12]  So I think he's milking this.
[01:19:14]  I think this is all part of it.
[01:19:16]  Like, I think there was probably tons of good reaction about it.
[01:19:19]  And then there was probably tons of bad reaction.
[01:19:21]  Like, there's always good and bad reaction no matter what he posts on his Instagram for sure.
[01:19:24]  So he deletes everything.
[01:19:25]  And now every media outlet covers this story.
[01:19:28]  Now there's all this energy.
[01:19:30]  And this is like some Kardashian shit.
[01:19:32]  Really?
[01:19:32]  It's like, as long as I can control the attention, that's all that matters.
[01:19:35]  So, if I can control it in a good way or a bad way, it doesn't matter as long as the eyeballs are on me.
[01:19:39]  And I got an album coming out soon.
[01:19:41]  Well, now I got all this attention on me.
[01:19:43]  People want to see the next thing I post on Instagram because my whole shit is deleted is also going to be a news story.
[01:19:48]  It's going to be the first thing back.
[01:19:49]  We talk about this motherfucker right now.
[01:19:51]  We haven't talked about him once on this show.
[01:19:53]  Right?
[01:19:54]  So, and then people look at this and they go, oh, it actually looks pretty cool.
[01:19:57]  And it really ain't that bad.
[01:19:58]  So, it's not like it's so stupid.
[01:20:00]  So, I think it could be some overblown shit.
[01:20:01]  What's your theory?
[01:20:02]  I'm thinking that maybe because he's got this album coming out, his whole brand and identity is like so consumable.
[01:20:07]  Like, everything he does is like he got the PS4 or PS5 contract.
[01:20:11]  He's doing like the McDonald's shit.
[01:20:13]  Like, he's just a corporate powerhouse that just makes money so easily because his whole brand is so cool.
[01:20:17]  Yeah.
[01:20:18]  That when he posts some shit that looks kind of corny and all his fans start clowning him, his PR team goes, oh, yeah, we just can't have that.
[01:20:23]  Like, pull the picture down or like just close it down for a while.
[01:20:25]  Why do you pull that picture down?
[01:20:26]  Why pull every pull every bit down?
[01:20:27]  Yeah, I don't know.
[01:20:28]  I think that that does.
[01:20:29]  I think now, now, I think it maybe could be a little mixture of both.
[01:20:33]  You know, because his PR team is kind of, or him, whoever does this, is nice with it.
[01:20:37]  So they're like, okay, we got a lot of like negative comments about this outfit.
[01:20:40]  Right.
[01:20:41]  Okay, there's a lot of traction, there's a lot of attention, a lot of gravity in my way.
[01:20:44]  My direction.
[01:20:45]  How do we milk this?
[01:20:47]  What if instead of deleting the post, we delete everything?
[01:20:50]  Everybody's going to start talking about why he deleted what's going on.
[01:20:52]  He's angry about damage controls.
[01:20:54]  Really good damage control.
[01:20:55]  But now it's not even damage.
[01:20:56]  It's like taking damage and on some like Black Panther suit shit, turning it into the weapon.
[01:21:01]  Being dramatic about it, gets eyeballs.
[01:21:03]  And made the best of a lemons and the lemon.
[01:21:05]  Because now we're curious.
[01:21:06]  And the first thing he posts, we're going to be curious about what he's doing.
[01:21:08]  I just hope he doesn't do that corny shit where he comes back and like, oh, I was getting bullied.
[01:21:12]  I felt depressed.
[01:21:13]  Mental health.
[01:21:14]  And then you hear all about the mental health struggles and suicide on the album watch.
[01:21:18]  Nah.
[01:21:19]  If he comes back with that play, I've seen that so many times.
[01:21:22]  Nah.
[01:21:23]  We've seen that play, though.
[01:21:24]  Which is, yeah.
[01:21:25]  Like, oh, I'm getting bullied online.
[01:21:26]  So I deleted my shit.
[01:21:27]  And then they start talking about it all in the music.
[01:21:29]  Yeah, the whole victim.
[01:21:30]  Yeah.
[01:21:30]  I'm a victim.
[01:21:31]  This is what it's like.
[01:21:32]  I wonder if his fans want that from him because his fans look up, look up to him.
[01:21:36]  Nah, that's the party guy.
[01:21:37]  Yeah, I think you got to be the cool dude.
[01:21:39]  He's a vibe.
[01:21:39]  How do you vibe in a time when you can't vibe?
[01:21:43]  Oh, he's switching the vibe.
[01:21:44]  Oh, his music can't really rock the same.
[01:21:47]  Right.
[01:21:47]  Yeah.
[01:21:48]  You're saying that he makes club hits?
[01:21:50]  Yeah.
[01:21:50]  Interesting.
[01:21:51]  But I think you can listen to his shit.
[01:21:52]  It's kind of cool.
[01:21:53]  Nah, you've used it.
[01:21:54]  You can't ride and listen to him.
[01:21:55]  Have you seen him in a concert?
[01:21:57]  Like, all his shit is crazy.
[01:21:59]  He's incredible.
[01:22:00]  Yeah.
[01:22:00]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:22:01]  So it's like, if you can't do that, like, how you turn up to his music?
[01:22:04]  So now he's going to probably make some other shit.
[01:22:06]  It's like, oh, you know what?
[01:22:07]  I'm depressed or whatever.
[01:22:08]  Here's some kid cutting music.
[01:22:10]  The fact that we're even talking about it is great.
[01:22:12]  Yo, that's the thing about being famous, like famous, famous.
[01:22:15]  Like right now, we're still on the level of talking about famous people.
[01:22:19]  Not only talking about famous people, because I don't think that ever stops, but like when you got a podcast, you know what I mean?
[01:22:24]  But like, we're still on the level where we got to create great shit for attention.
[01:22:28]  Yeah.
[01:22:28]  You know what I mean?
[01:22:29]  We got to create great shit for attention.
[01:22:31]  But then eventually you cross this threshold.
[01:22:33]  And for whatever reason, some people cross it earlier than others or some people cross it with less actual great content than others.
[01:22:39]  But you cross this threshold where whatever you do, there's so much like mystery around it that you don't even need to create content.
[01:22:46]  You just create intrigue.
[01:22:47]  You post a picture, delete it.
[01:22:48]  And now there's a million stories about posting it delete it.
[01:22:51]  There's some sort of fame matrix, right?
[01:22:54]  Where once you pass this one spot, you don't even have to do anything.
[01:22:59]  The absence of doing is actually more interesting.
[01:23:02]  Because when you do make that splash, it's fucking massive.
[01:23:06]  I think like Kardashians realize that shit super early.
[01:23:09]  They mastered it.
[01:23:09]  They mastered it.
[01:23:10]  You got to keep talking.
[01:23:11]  This is great.
[01:23:11]  I'm sorry to fuck up the flow.
[01:23:12]  I've been with you.
[01:23:13]  You suck, bro.
[01:23:15]  All right, go.
[01:23:15]  So, yeah, I think the Kardashians have mastered that.
[01:23:18]  I kind of, I just saw Kim Kardashian on that David Letterman shit.
[01:23:22]  Yeah.
[01:23:22]  And it's like the way she talks, they just think different and they've utilized, or they just like figured out social media, they figured out marketing, they figured everything out.
[01:23:31]  You know, what was I thinking about specifically with that?
[01:23:35]  Like Uzi does that pretty well.
[01:23:38]  You know what I mean?
[01:23:39]  Like, there's certain guys that, like, you know, who really understood it in a comedic way is Takashi.
[01:23:44]  He really understood like attention and how to build attention and like how to get people talking.
[01:23:48]  He could do it in a comedic way, like in a funny way.
[01:23:50]  And all the blogs and the vlogs would start posting him, like academics and that kind of stuff.
[01:23:55]  But he could make news really, really easily.
[01:23:58]  And I think that's when he was confident and like he moved in a confident way.
[01:24:04]  Now that I think like numbers are dwindling, he's not able to tour or do shows.
[01:24:09]  The money's not coming in.
[01:24:11]  He's kind of, he's coming across corny now.
[01:24:13]  I know, I don't even see him posting.
[01:24:14]  Yeah, that's like, it's like he's trying to figure it out.
[01:24:17]  Exactly.
[01:24:17]  He's still scrambling before the album.
[01:24:19]  The album didn't do well.
[01:24:20]  Now it's like, oh, let me go dark and try to rebrand or whatever he's working on right now.
[01:24:25]  And it's like, you can tell when confidence, like Kim Kardashian, it's like, hey, you can slander me all I want.
[01:24:31]  I'm still going to do my cornrows and I'm going to rock these shit so nice.
[01:24:36]  I think what happened with Takashi is that he came underneath that threshold again.
[01:24:40]  Like he was above that threshold.
[01:24:41]  He cared about everything he did.
[01:24:42]  And then he fell back under.
[01:24:44]  Right.
[01:24:44]  And it's like, that's a good point.
[01:24:46]  I think I don't know how exactly you describe it.
[01:24:48]  Maybe.
[01:24:49]  Yeah, like Nikki fell under it and then we stopped caring.
[01:24:51]  Like, I'm trying to fix certain people that really had it.
[01:24:53]  You know, who had it for a moment was, and he might still have it, was Pete Davidson.
[01:24:58]  Like, he would go to rehab or something, and then it was like a story.
[01:25:01]  And he was dating somebody.
[01:25:02]  It was a story.
[01:25:03]  There was just constant gravity around him.
[01:25:05]  And I bet if something big that happened in his life that could potentially be tragic or whatever, like that, I think that it would create that story.
[01:25:15]  And like, then there's people who, just for whatever reason, there isn't that intrigue, but they've tried to like manifest the intrigue almost.
[01:25:22]  Like, who's that rapper from Chicago that ended up being like kind of like rock starry a little bit?
[01:25:26]  He kept trying to like find his identity, but never really had it.
[01:25:29]  I don't remember.
[01:25:30]  You guys know he's like.
[01:25:31]  He's a young guy.
[01:25:32]  Yeah, young guy.
[01:25:33]  He from Chicago?
[01:25:35]  Yeah, from Chicago, but he's probably out in LA now.
[01:25:37]  Vic Mensa.
[01:25:38]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:40]  Yeah.
[01:25:40]  So it's like...
[01:25:41]  He roasted me on a while and out.
[01:25:42]  Did we get it?
[01:25:43]  But yeah, so Vic, he's an interesting one where it's, I feel like he's got like the look and he might have the skills and he has all the things that should add up to being like a celebrity.
[01:25:53]  But the intrigue in Vic hasn't come across that threshold where people care about every little move.
[01:26:00]  But he was when he was active operating as if they would.
[01:26:03]  Like he was doing little things and like, here's a crazy music video.
[01:26:06]  And it's like, yeah, we don't really care.
[01:26:08]  But Uzi can post one picture with like a car and people like, what does it mean?
[01:26:12]  Is he dropping?
[01:26:13]  Like, what is that level of intrigue that people start to have with somebody?
[01:26:18]  And I wonder if you can manifest that, but like where there is so much curiosity and so much like energy going going along with that fandom that no matter what you do, they assume there's five other moves along with it.
[01:26:32]  I think for rap, some of it is a character you play and the level of like he's out there.
[01:26:35]  Like Takashi is Robbie had a great tweet.
[01:26:38]  He said he looks like he got face fucked by Lisa Frank Folders.
[01:26:40]  Yeah.
[01:26:40]  So this guy, I'm already fascinated by him.
[01:26:42]  Big Mensa is just kind of like regular looking guy, dressed as a little regular cruise.
[01:26:46]  But now what we're just saying is like Takashi fell off, right?
[01:26:48]  So now he's lower than that threshold.
[01:26:50]  So there's not the same concern in him.
[01:26:52]  Yeah, there's just like the, I mean, they call it like the if factor, right?
[01:26:55]  Like just your desire to want to listen to someone.
[01:26:57]  But like someone like that is like Denzel Curry.
[01:26:59]  You ever heard of him?
[01:27:00]  No.
[01:27:00]  Why does that name sound familiar?
[01:27:02]  He's just a, he's a rapper.
[01:27:03]  Like I'm trying to think like what his songs people would know.
[01:27:06]  But like I remember he was like popping off on like TikTok and Twitter a little bit.
[01:27:09]  But like he would do like clown makeup and he was doing all this out there shit.
[01:27:13]  Yeah.
[01:27:13]  But people just never really fucked with him like that.
[01:27:15]  Interesting.
[01:27:16]  There's something.
[01:27:16]  And I think it goes beyond if factor though, a little bit.
[01:27:20]  You know, like I understand what you're saying.
[01:27:21]  Like people do have the if factor can affect it in that world.
[01:27:24]  But I really do feel like there's like a weak combination of success and not taking losses.
[01:27:34]  So it's like now you have the success.
[01:27:37]  You look like you just keep winning, winning.
[01:27:39]  And so now when you have your fans, the fans feel confident to be like, oh, this is my person.
[01:27:43]  So I ride for this person.
[01:27:44]  And I always want to be the first person to spread the news.
[01:27:48]  So like with Uzi, Uzi does a little thing.
[01:27:50]  And now all the little Uzi crazy guys go like, oh, shit, Uzi's about to do something.
[01:27:54]  And they're like excited.
[01:27:56]  Like Beyonce does it great.
[01:27:57]  Beyonce, like, she'll just show a little half of a sleeve and she's like, oh, shit, she's about to do another drop or some shit like that.
[01:28:03]  So it's like, there's some people they just mastered it.
[01:28:05]  And Kanye could do it really well.
[01:28:07]  Keep winning.
[01:28:08]  See, Kanye took a hit for a little bit.
[01:28:09]  Yeah.
[01:28:10]  Because he took a hit with the black community.
[01:28:12]  And so now his cachet wasn't as high.
[01:28:14]  He's like starting to rebuild it.
[01:28:16]  He can still create gravity, man.
[01:28:17]  That motherfucker can create.
[01:28:19]  People aren't on the edge of their seat for what he's about to do, like the way they used to be.
[01:28:23]  Do you think it's possible to do it doing what we do, podcasting?
[01:28:27]  What do you mean?
[01:28:28]  I don't think it's possible to do it in terms of what we do with podcasting because we have such an intimate relationship with our fans, right?
[01:28:36]  So there's not the same mystery around the support.
[01:28:39]  Yeah, it requires distance a little bit.
[01:28:40]  It does require distance.
[01:28:41]  It's almost like an old school approach to fame, right?
[01:28:43]  Remember back in the day, fame was about distance, right?
[01:28:45]  It's like famous people are out in the hills.
[01:28:47]  You get to see them when they do a movie once or twice a year, and then that's it.
[01:28:49]  So seeing them in the street was crazy.
[01:28:51]  And then fame has shifted where now it's like intimacy of relationship.
[01:28:55]  It's like the people who are actually moving culture right now are the Rogans, right?
[01:28:59]  They're like the people like us that are constantly engaging, you know?
[01:29:03]  And I think there's a fine balance where some people can use their fame.
[01:29:06]  Like Kardashians have done this brilliantly.
[01:29:08]  They've given like so much of their lives through that show, but also managed to remain distant.
[01:29:14]  It's an unbelievable balance.
[01:29:16]  Like if you want to find a way to like credit them, they've made us feel like we know everything about them while at the same time, we cannot touch them.
[01:29:24]  Yeah.
[01:29:25]  You know, we don't know what's going on when the doors are really closed.
[01:29:28]  Yeah.
[01:29:28]  And which we know they control us.
[01:29:31]  Exactly.
[01:29:32]  They control what they show us, right?
[01:29:33]  And so there's still that mystery.
[01:29:35]  Whereas, I mean, this is the relationship that I would prefer to have with supporters where it's like, I want you to have, I want to have like that Howard Stern-esque relationship where it's like, you know about my life and I'm sharing my life.
[01:29:44]  And then when I meet these people that have been supporters this whole time, there's not like this like awkward awkwardness and interaction.

=== Famous People Imposter Syndrome (15:10) ===

[01:29:50]  There's not like a person that I have to live up to because like I am that person that I'm giving you.
[01:29:55]  Where I think a lot of these famous people are terrified of actually talking to their fans because they're like, I'm an imposter.
[01:30:01]  Like this whole thing is puppetry.
[01:30:03]  It's all designed.
[01:30:04]  I might not be this cool or funny as you think I am because we've edited everything so perfectly and moved things around to make us look that way.
[01:30:12]  Like you hang out with the Kardashians, like they're not going to be them bitches from that show.
[01:30:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:30:16]  They're going to break your heart.
[01:30:17]  How often have we hung out with like, have you guys hung out with like people that were like famous you looked up to, or not even famous like comics or something like that, that had this like amazing presence, presence and because of the distance, you built up who they were instead of them.
[01:30:31]  And then you meet them.
[01:30:31]  You're like oh, you're whack.
[01:30:33]  Yeah, it's a letdown.
[01:30:35]  That was with comics, I think a lot.
[01:30:37]  100, because on stage or on stage, persona is so different and it can be.
[01:30:41]  It can be like refined perfectly down to the word.
[01:30:43]  Yeah, they can create.
[01:30:44]  It's almost a real, your own reality show.
[01:30:46]  You can create And edit who you are for the people.
[01:30:49]  You can't hide behind podcasting.
[01:30:50]  I'm not trying to like pat ourselves on the back, but like if you talk to motherfuckers for two hours a week, you can't hide behind that.
[01:30:55]  Yeah, it's a different medium.
[01:30:56]  That's who you are.
[01:30:57]  And I think that's why like certain people can't do well in this.
[01:31:00]  I don't know if a Kardashian podcast is going to pop.
[01:31:03]  No.
[01:31:04]  I mean, unless they're good at podcasting.
[01:31:06]  Yeah.
[01:31:06]  Yeah.
[01:31:06]  That's fair.
[01:31:07]  But they might not be.
[01:31:08]  We don't know.
[01:31:09]  That's fair.
[01:31:09]  And then they could edit it down.
[01:31:10]  But like, if you got to live behind what you say in this, you know what I mean?
[01:31:15]  You can get exposed in this.
[01:31:17]  Yeah.
[01:31:17]  You know, this is a pickup basketball.
[01:31:19]  That's why.
[01:31:20]  That's why podcast fandom is so different.
[01:31:22]  Like you just, I think I've quoted this to you guys, but somebody said it to me.
[01:31:25]  That's the closest you can get to being inside someone's brain.
[01:31:27]  Yeah.
[01:31:28]  Is they have you in earbuds listening to you for hours a week, just you talking and talking about yourself and whatever.
[01:31:34]  And even if they don't get to talk back, they feel like they're a part of the conversation.
[01:31:38]  And I think that's why when they see you, they're so fucking hyped because it's like, yo, we're friends.
[01:31:42]  You just don't know it yet.
[01:31:43]  I've been waiting to talk to you because I hear you talk all the time.
[01:31:46]  And here we finally get to go.
[01:31:47]  And that's why the podcast fandom is like a different thing.
[01:31:49]  It's a different beast.
[01:31:50]  Yeah.
[01:31:51]  We definitely don't know the Kardashians because the fact that Kim wasn't upset over Kanye's gift that he gave her of the dad's hologram, like the fact that she liked that and was like, I think she cried.
[01:32:05]  She was so happy about it.
[01:32:06]  Like, I saw that shit.
[01:32:08]  I was like, yo, that's some weird fucking shit.
[01:32:10]  That's some weird fucking shit.
[01:32:11]  And he had the fucking dad saying, like, yo, your husband's the best.
[01:32:15]  He's a genius.
[01:32:16]  Like, that's brilliant.
[01:32:18]  That's brilliant.
[01:32:19]  That's game, bro.
[01:32:20]  I love that.
[01:32:21]  That shit was fired up.
[01:32:22]  That shit is super fire, bro.
[01:32:24]  I like that right there.
[01:32:25]  You would like your girl to do that.
[01:32:27]  Say what?
[01:32:27]  You would like your girl to do that for you.
[01:32:29]  That's the best way to a gift, but girls like those kind of thoughts.
[01:32:31]  You would do that shit, bro.
[01:32:32]  I would do that.
[01:32:33]  I'd be like, yo, this motherfucker is lit.
[01:32:36]  Yeah.
[01:32:37]  Schultzy.
[01:32:39]  I thought that was the weirdest thing.
[01:32:41]  Nah, nah, I understand, but it is like, as corny as Kanye is, like, I think that was a really kind of thoughtful gift.
[01:32:48]  Oh, I do think I do think he had like intentions of being like this was going to be the best thoughtful gift.
[01:32:55]  Yeah.
[01:32:55]  I just don't understand her that she enjoys it.
[01:32:58]  Apparently they asked for a moment alone with the hologram.
[01:33:00]  The family was like so moved, they were like, yo, can we just be alone with dad for a bitch?
[01:33:05]  Which is wild.
[01:33:06]  Saying Kanye is the best of all time.
[01:33:07]  It's a pre-programmed skit.
[01:33:08]  What's he even going to say after this script is done?
[01:33:11]  But it's got to be dope.
[01:33:12]  He starts singing Jesus.
[01:33:17]  I tried to be objective and be like, if I liked this celebrity, how would I feel about them doing this?
[01:33:22]  And I was like, yo, every celebrity I like, like Bill Burr or whoever would never do some shit like this.
[01:33:27]  But would you want to see someone who had passed from your family?
[01:33:30]  No.
[01:33:31]  No?
[01:33:31]  No.
[01:33:32]  If it's a hologram of them and then you gave them a script, it's like, what am I looking at?
[01:33:37]  I can look at pictures and have actual memories, but this is just weird.
[01:33:40]  Would y'all talk to a medium?
[01:33:42]  That shit scares me, yo.
[01:33:44]  Oh, you really wouldn't do it?
[01:33:45]  I'm not completely closed off to it, but it scares me.
[01:33:47]  That's like a bad thing.
[01:33:49]  Why are you scared about it?
[01:33:50]  Can't open that door, bro.
[01:33:51]  What do you mean?
[01:33:51]  What dog?
[01:33:52]  What do my grandparents think I'm dumb or something?
[01:33:54]  I'm saying you wouldn't want to know?
[01:33:56]  Nah.
[01:33:56]  I wouldn't do that shit.
[01:33:58]  I don't need to know about any of that shit.
[01:34:00]  It's so funny.
[01:34:01]  But I ask people that it's like, they're like, oh, no, I'm afraid of that shit.
[01:34:04]  Like, you think if you go into that world, all of a sudden it opens up and now like spirits are going to come see you.
[01:34:10]  I don't think about it.
[01:34:10]  I just think it's bullshit.
[01:34:11]  So I'm like, I'm not about to get gamed up.
[01:34:13]  And then you tell me what I want to hear.
[01:34:15]  That's the other thing.
[01:34:15]  You're manipulating me on the highest level, logically.
[01:34:18]  Yeah, it's kind of emotionally.
[01:34:19]  It's not that much.
[01:34:20]  You think it's complete bullshit?
[01:34:21]  I think it's kind of evil, low-key, because it's like you're taking advantage of people who really miss their loved ones.
[01:34:28]  And you're telling them everything they want to hear.
[01:34:30]  So maybe there's something like good with that.
[01:34:32]  But the reality is, is you're not letting them kind of separate and like build a life without them.
[01:34:37]  You're enabling the enabling the sickness, right?
[01:34:39]  Somehow the hologram is okay.
[01:34:41]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:34:42]  Isn't the hologram the exact same thing?
[01:34:43]  Same thing.
[01:34:44]  Why?
[01:34:44]  You are manipulating these people into thinking this person is still here and you're just feeding them what they say.
[01:34:50]  You think that they saw the hologram?
[01:34:52]  They're like, oh, he's real?
[01:34:55]  That's my point.
[01:34:57]  That might have been the single dumbest thing you've ever said on these.
[01:35:00]  I don't know.
[01:35:00]  That's not true.
[01:35:01]  No, you said, there's a way dumber.
[01:35:02]  Hold on.
[01:35:05]  No, my point is they all knew it was fake.
[01:35:07]  And this is an homage to the father.
[01:35:10]  That's all it was.
[01:35:11]  But the medium is going, I am connecting with your dead relative that you are not over yet to the point where you're willing to talk to some gypsy in a fucking store window.
[01:35:20]  That's how vulnerable you are.
[01:35:22]  And like making people pay you to talk to their dead ones.
[01:35:26]  That shit just makes me feel uncomfortable.
[01:35:28]  Well, Akash might not be wrong because they asked for a moment alone so they could speak to him.
[01:35:32]  Privately.
[01:35:32]  Not to speak to him, just to like be with that person.
[01:35:36]  To me, I'd liken this to like.
[01:35:38]  You want to see a grave maybe or something?
[01:35:40]  It's like a grave, but also like, have you ever seen that video?
[01:35:42]  It's a really sweet video.
[01:35:43]  This girl got her boyfriend a teddy bear for his birthday or something like that.
[01:35:47]  He had the voice.
[01:35:48]  And it had a voicemail from his father who had passed.
[01:35:51]  And it was like the last voicemail the father left on the kids.
[01:35:54]  And he just like hugged it and he like relived this real moment that he had, whatever.
[01:35:59]  And what I saw from the Kim's hologram video was he was like saying certain things that they used to do.
[01:36:06]  Remember, we used to sing this song on the way to school.
[01:36:08]  And so this wasn't like actual conversation.
[01:36:10]  It was just like, here are these memories like a picture.
[01:36:14]  Here are these memories I'd like you to have.
[01:36:16]  That's what I'm and listen.
[01:36:17]  I'm the most critical of Kanye.
[01:36:19]  I think he's a connor, 100%.
[01:36:20]  All I'm saying is this was thoughtful.
[01:36:22]  And it's like a cool way of, instead of going, here's pictures collage with your dad.
[01:36:25]  It's like, hey, remember when we used to do that?
[01:36:27]  Yeah.
[01:36:27]  I thought.
[01:36:28]  Is it his voice?
[01:36:29]  Yeah.
[01:36:29]  Let me give you a different scenario.
[01:36:31]  What if it was a hologram deep fake and there's somebody listening and interacting back?
[01:36:40]  That's how it's loud.
[01:36:41]  Do you have a problem with it?
[01:36:42]  No, I wouldn't have a problem with it.
[01:36:44]  That's a medium.
[01:36:45]  Nah, because you're not grifting.
[01:36:46]  You're not pretending like it's real.
[01:36:48]  This is like, yo, this is fake.
[01:36:49]  And I have somebody.
[01:36:50]  No, no, I'm saying the person speaking to the hologram doesn't know that there's another person who's responding.
[01:36:55]  Then that's wrong.
[01:36:56]  Yeah, that and then because then they're going to start thinking, how the fuck does this person know that?
[01:37:00]  Like, what's going on?
[01:37:01]  They have to know that you're not feeding and like profiting off of their deepest pain.
[01:37:06]  Yeah.
[01:37:07]  It's almost like a play.
[01:37:08]  Like someone made a musical about your parents' life or some shit.
[01:37:10]  Yeah, it's a cool homage.
[01:37:11]  And the fact that it's interactive would be cool, too.
[01:37:13]  Like, they have those interactive plays where you can kind of talk to the characters and they speak to you like in character.
[01:37:18]  And it's like, okay, that's fine.
[01:37:19]  I don't know.
[01:37:20]  Just that medium shit fucks with me a little bit.
[01:37:22]  I wonder if OJ feels some type of way looking at that shit.
[01:37:24]  Definitely dude.
[01:37:25]  Like a little bit grateful or something.
[01:37:26]  Yeah, it's like that man.
[01:37:29]  They should have invited him, right?
[01:37:30]  Like, it's kind of fucking broken.
[01:37:31]  You think OJ gets a Johnny Cochrane hologram?
[01:37:33]  Yeah.
[01:37:34]  Did you watch that?
[01:37:34]  Well, Rob Kardashian defended him too.
[01:37:36]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:37:37]  Apparently, Rob Kardashian, like, was his good friend.
[01:37:40]  And then as the trial was going on, he was like, oh, this motherfucker did this.
[01:37:43]  Is that right?
[01:37:45]  That's what I've heard.
[01:37:45]  Yeah.
[01:37:46]  You think that might be what the Kardashians say to protect the fact that their dad defended a fucking murderer?
[01:37:53]  It's possible they put that narrative out there.
[01:37:55]  Yeah.
[01:37:55]  I would.
[01:37:55]  But I know he also was like more and more isolated as Johnny Cochran took more and more of a prominent role.
[01:38:01]  He got more and more pushed to the background.
[01:38:03]  But early on, I remember only hearing about Robert Kardashian.
[01:38:05]  And then it all became Johnny Cochrane.
[01:38:07]  OJ probably wished he had that hologram when he stole all those jerseys and went back to jail and shit.
[01:38:10]  Yeah.
[01:38:10]  Like, where's his hologram when my fucking attorney was getting me locked up?
[01:38:13]  No, but they even had to go to Cochrane because they made it the race trial.
[01:38:16]  Yeah, Cochran was smart.
[01:38:17]  You had to do it, Cochrane.
[01:38:18]  You can't have Rob Kardashian come in.
[01:38:20]  Look at the racism.
[01:38:21]  It has to be.
[01:38:21]  I remember Tommy up there with the African tie.
[01:38:23]  Remember, he put on the Kinte cloth?
[01:38:25]  He pulled a nanny closer.
[01:38:27]  That shit was brilliant.
[01:38:28]  I didn't even know that, yo.
[01:38:28]  Apparently, the FX series, I remember I watched the first episode and they paint Robert Kardashian as kind of like a star fucker more than a great lawyer.
[01:38:35]  He's talking about somebody who reps WME at dinner or something like that.
[01:38:38]  And he's like, they kind of paint him as one of those.
[01:38:40]  A Kardashian a star fucker.
[01:38:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:38:42]  This is crazy.
[01:38:43]  Come on, man.
[01:38:44]  All right, what else we got, bro?
[01:38:46]  Feel is no facts.
[01:38:47]  How do you guys feel about deep fake?
[01:38:49]  We haven't spoken about it, and it's becoming big.
[01:38:52]  Yeah, deep fakes are interesting, man.
[01:38:55]  Uh, I wonder if it protects us.
[01:38:57]  Did you see this video?
[01:38:59]  Yeah, Alex sent this.
[01:39:00]  Yeah, this it's a viral deep fake video made by the South Park guys.
[01:39:04]  It's Donald Trump's face, and there's a character called Sassy Justice.
[01:39:09]  He has a show called Sassy Justice, and he's a gay, I guess, judge named Fred Sassy.
[01:39:14]  And it's a clearly gay voice and all this stuff, but it is also it looks exactly like Donald Trump with a gray wig on, with a gay ass gray wig on.
[01:39:21]  Yeah, I wonder if it protects us, man.
[01:39:24]  How so?
[01:39:25]  Like, if you could deep fake something perfectly, now you could always be, it's like, it's the ultimate, I got hacked.
[01:39:34]  Yeah, plausible deniability forever.
[01:39:36]  For everything, deep fake, I was deep faked.
[01:39:38]  Oh, there's a video of you, deep fake.
[01:39:40]  It wasn't me.
[01:39:41]  Like, this is Shaggy's dream.
[01:39:42]  Like, if Shaggy had this song or deep fakes out 20 years ago, this song would never exist, right?
[01:39:48]  It's like, it could protect everyone.
[01:39:49]  You're caught in a compromising situation.
[01:39:51]  Oh, you're photoshopped.
[01:39:52]  You can be like, you know how now you could be like, oh, blah, blah, blah's hacked, or all these tweets aren't mine.
[01:39:56]  They're Photoshopped.
[01:39:56]  This is the ultimate version of that.
[01:39:58]  But couldn't it also be dangerous to any victims of somebody who they're claiming they did something?
[01:40:03]  They'd be like, nope, deep fake.
[01:40:05]  That's a good point.
[01:40:05]  I never thought of them at all.
[01:40:07]  I only thought of myself in this situation.
[01:40:09]  As someone with a lot to lose, I only thought about what I could lose and not what they've lost.
[01:40:14]  Yeah, no, that would probably suck for them.
[01:40:15]  Yeah.
[01:40:16]  They're like, he raped me.
[01:40:17]  He was like, I was deep fake.
[01:40:18]  Super deep.
[01:40:21]  But in all seriousness, yeah, that's going to get tricky when it comes to justice and shit for sure.
[01:40:26]  Yeah.
[01:40:27]  Yeah.
[01:40:27]  That's the irony of this guy being sassy justice.
[01:40:30]  Yeah.
[01:40:30]  This is going to fuck up justice potentially.
[01:40:32]  I wonder if it's going to make movies cheaper.
[01:40:34]  Because you could just deep fake characters.
[01:40:36]  Yeah.
[01:40:37]  Like you're saying we use a deep fake Darn Schwarzenegger instead of they're already doing it with actors.
[01:40:41]  Like instead of paying for Brad Pitt to be in the studio for 20 hours, we're going to pay for him for two hours, do all his front-facing lines, and then just get a body double come in and do all the back-facing lines and all the pickups.
[01:40:50]  But you're not paying, but you're not paying Brad less.
[01:40:55]  Brad just gets a movie fee.
[01:40:57]  Oh, really?
[01:40:57]  Yeah.
[01:40:58]  And then they do that a lot of times with stunt doubles.
[01:40:59]  I think they did it.
[01:41:00]  What was that movie where he's mad old?
[01:41:01]  I forgot about that.
[01:41:03]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:41:03]  They did it.
[01:41:04]  Like where they made like a wax mock-up of him.
[01:41:06]  Right.
[01:41:06]  And so like for some of the scenes, they could just put that in.
[01:41:09]  Yeah, but that's common.
[01:41:10]  They've been doing that with body doubles for a while.
[01:41:11]  Right.
[01:41:12]  Like, could you.
[01:41:13]  It was old Will Smith versus new Will Smith.
[01:41:16]  Yeah.
[01:41:16]  That shit was pretty dope.
[01:41:18]  But I wonder.
[01:41:18]  I understand what you're saying, which is kind of interesting.
[01:41:20]  It's like, what if this would be completely legal because you probably have likeness rights?
[01:41:25]  But like, let's say you want to get Sylvester Salone for a movie.
[01:41:27]  He says no, but you just deep fake Sylvester Salone onto some random guy.
[01:41:31]  But I wonder if you could even say, yo, Sylvester Salone, we're just going to pay you five mil to be in this movie, even though you're not in it.
[01:41:38]  And then he goes, oh, so I just get paid for doing nothing?
[01:41:40]  And that's cheaper than me being in the movie.
[01:41:41]  And they go, yeah.
[01:41:42]  Now, here's the question.
[01:41:43]  How do you make sure the acting is at the same level?
[01:41:46]  Yeah.
[01:41:47]  What do you mean?
[01:41:48]  Well, we like actors because of how they act, not because how they look.
[01:41:53]  I mean, Steve Buscemi is not famous for his teeth, right?
[01:41:57]  He's a fucking weird-looking guy.
[01:41:58]  He looks like a fish.
[01:41:59]  That's my point.
[01:42:00]  But he's a great actor.
[01:42:01]  Right.
[01:42:02]  So we wouldn't be getting his acting.
[01:42:04]  We'd just be getting the way his face looks.
[01:42:05]  Right.
[01:42:06]  So I think you'd probably be paying.
[01:42:08]  You'd think you're paying for what they look like, but in reality, it's like these people have a way to connect and they just happen to be good at acting.
[01:42:15]  You wouldn't be really getting that.
[01:42:16]  Maybe.
[01:42:16]  I think some actors, we don't have any regard for their ability.
[01:42:18]  It's just kind of how they look or their cachet.
[01:42:20]  Yeah.
[01:42:20]  And then for those people, you could just say, yeah, write them a check.
[01:42:23]  They're in the movie, quote unquote, defaked.
[01:42:24]  And then we don't got it.
[01:42:26]  Yeah, some.
[01:42:26]  I think some.
[01:42:27]  But I think most of they're getting like good money.
[01:42:29]  It's like you kind of need, they're going to make the decision.
[01:42:31]  And listen, I'm not, I hate fucking defending actors, but like the nice ones, like I just watched Dark Knight fucking Rises or whatever the fuck it is with Christian Bale and like Heath Ledger.
[01:42:42]  It's like, I don't care who you deep fake that motherfucker on.
[01:42:44]  Like, you're not going to create that.
[01:42:45]  Yeah.
[01:42:46]  The physicality, the choices, like choosing to interact with the extras in the way he did.
[01:42:51]  Like, all those things are his choices.
[01:42:53]  And even if you deep fake, who knows if you're going to get somebody who's going to be that good?
[01:42:57]  Yo, even Heath Ledger's laugh when he was a Joker.
[01:42:59]  It was like so short, so sweet.
[01:43:01]  And there's like one scene where he does it.
[01:43:02]  And you're like, oh, fuck, this guy's crazy for real.
[01:43:04]  When he gets punched in the.
[01:43:05]  I think so, and he just starts laughing.
[01:43:07]  Or like somebody, oh, when the guy gets shocked when he touches the in like the chase scene or whatever, and then they got the Batman suit with the electric thing on it, and the guy gets shocked, and then Heath Ledger just starts laughing at him.
[01:43:18]  It's just so fucking clearly crazy.
[01:43:19]  Yeah, I guess you're paying for the choices.
[01:43:21]  Yeah, I think so.
[01:43:23]  Yeah, when you say when you get to that level, you are paying for that actor's choices.
[01:43:28]  You're paying for his ability.
[01:43:29]  And that's the thing that, like, there's a guy named Jeff Bridges.
[01:43:33]  You guys know that actor?
[01:43:33]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:43:34]  Lebowski.
[01:43:35]  Lebowski.
[01:43:35]  It's like Lebowski's all choices.
[01:43:37]  If you watch that movie, if you watch like Hell or High Water or whatever that movie.
[01:43:41]  It's good.
[01:43:41]  I haven't seen it.
[01:43:42]  That's something I might be fucking up the name, but like he'll sit down in a chair and like take his hat off, cross his legs, and like put his hat on his foot as he crosses.
[01:43:51]  And he just kind of like bounces with his cowboy hat and his foot.
[01:43:53]  That's not in a script.
[01:43:54]  That's just him going like, how can I fucking body this outside these few little lines that I have?
[01:43:59]  Kramer.
[01:44:00]  I know you don't like Seinfeld.
[01:44:01]  Kramer sliding in the door.
[01:44:02]  That's a choice.
[01:44:03]  That's the thing that so many people have became such a thing.
[01:44:05]  The fucking deep choices.
[01:44:08]  Yes.
[01:44:09]  That guy made a lot of choices.
[01:44:10]  Some choices are not as good as others.
[01:44:12]  I think that's subjective.
[01:44:16]  Yeah, I guess Curb, all that shit.
[01:44:18]  Like all the Curb actors are choices.
[01:44:19]  Yeah.
[01:44:20]  And the cool thing about Curb is because there's no lines, you're actually reacting in the realest way.
[01:44:26]  Yeah.
[01:44:26]  You know, when you're like a paid actor with lines, like you get to sit at home, go, okay, maybe I should take my hat off at this point.
[01:44:32]  And you get to find different things to do.
[01:44:35]  I remember I was going through a script.
[01:44:36]  I did a movie with the fuck is the guy who's in all the bad boys movies.
[01:44:40]  He was in Joe Pantaliano.
[01:44:42]  Oh, yeah, Joey Pants.
[01:44:43]  Yeah.
[01:44:44]  And he went through, he's a guy who like will make choices and like elevate a fucking some writing, elevate a script.
[01:44:52]  And like he was helping me out with this audition I had for that Halloween movie that I got cut out of, right?
[01:44:57]  And the one.
[01:45:00]  They made some choices too.

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[01:45:01]  They did.
[01:45:01]  Hey, soaking choices.
[01:45:03]  I hate that guy.
[01:45:05]  What, Joey Pants?
[01:45:06]  Yeah.
[01:45:06]  Really?
[01:45:07]  Yeah, just because The Matrix is.
[01:45:09]  The Matrix.
[01:45:10]  He fucked him over.
[01:45:12]  No, but that's how you know you're a good actor when like people hate you in real life.
[01:45:15]  Off of the end, like off of something you did in a movie to never be loved.
[01:45:19]  So he was making all these choices.
[01:45:21]  I was like, holy shit, like you just made this 10 times better than what it was.
[01:45:26]  And I guess that's something that we won't deep fake.
[01:45:30]  I'm sorry to interrupt.
[01:45:30]  But then you could also go, do you have all of a sudden like some hidden gem of an actor that doesn't have to look doesn't have to look.
[01:45:36]  He's ugly as fuck, but he's nice at acting.
[01:45:39]  He just, you know what I mean?
[01:45:40]  He's not built in the way we want our superstars to be built.
[01:45:43]  All of a sudden, you deep fake him.
[01:45:45]  Or do you take some people who are these superstars, but they just don't have that look and you don't put Sylvester Stallone's face.
[01:45:51]  You just put a better looking face.
[01:45:53]  We do this already.
[01:45:54]  We put makeup, right?
[01:45:55]  We put prosthetics when we want to make people fat.
[01:45:57]  We put different outfits on them.
[01:45:59]  We change their face all the fucking time.
[01:46:00]  What is that?
[01:46:01]  Not Pandora.
[01:46:01]  What's that stupid avatar?
[01:46:04]  You know, we change the way people.
[01:46:05]  Why won't we take it one step further?
[01:46:06]  Sylvester Stallone is just always rocky to Sylvester Stallone.
[01:46:09]  Yeah.
[01:46:09]  Just young ass, rocky, handsome as fuck.
[01:46:12]  I wonder if maybe those next level actors, the ones that are going to emerge and be the stars, if they just are doing deep fake work because they're not the star yet and they want to get the star and pay the star, and then they're just giving the lower level guy less money to play like the main guy if that guy doesn't ever elevate to that level.
[01:46:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:46:28]  Like, I wonder if there's like a Heath Ledger situation where like Heath Ledger is an amazing actor, but because let's say deep fakes around when he's popping off, if he's just doing deep fake versions of these other people, he doesn't ever become the star that he is.
[01:46:38]  Yeah, that's what happened with these Australians.
[01:46:39]  What do you mean?
[01:46:41]  They were the first deep fakes.
[01:46:43]  Wait, what?
[01:46:43]  There was a couple years where there was only Australian leads in movies.
[01:46:47]  Are you talking about just the Hemmsworth brothers?
[01:46:49]  No, I know, right?
[01:46:50]  Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger, Hemsworth Brothers, the guy who did Terminator, the new one that came back, who also did Pandora.
[01:46:57]  What's it called?
[01:46:58]  Al Avatar.
[01:46:59]  Remember that motherfucker?
[01:47:00]  He did a bunch of all these movies.
[01:47:01]  It was like only Australians who were going to be the leads of the movies for a while.
[01:47:05]  And it was literally because it was cheaper.
[01:47:07]  They had these guys that had tons of experience doing film or like soap operas, et cetera, in Australia.
[01:47:12]  And they were really good trained actors.
[01:47:13]  They were all handsome.
[01:47:15]  They looked apart.
[01:47:16]  They could do an American accent.
[01:47:17]  And they inserted men franchised they knew were going to be successful regardless of who the actor was.
[01:47:22]  So instead of paying $10 million for some American to be Thor, they paid $300,000 for Chris Hemsworth to be Thor.
[01:47:29]  Margot Robbie, I appreciate it.
[01:47:30]  Margo Robbie.
[01:47:31]  Exactly.
[01:47:31]  They looked apart.
[01:47:32]  They had the charisma.
[01:47:33]  They had like the chutzpah or whatever it was.
[01:47:35]  And they had the fucking accent down.
[01:47:36]  So that's the first version of Deep Fake.
[01:47:38]  Now you find a way we don't got to go to Australia.
[01:47:40]  Yeah, we don't want Zach Efron.
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[01:49:12]  All right, what else we got out?
[01:49:14]  We get into some sports fighting Deontay Wilder.
[01:49:17]  Oh, yeah, poor Deontay, man.
[01:49:20]  He got whatever.
[01:49:21]  You know the hit that Antonio Brown took that made him lose everything?
[01:49:24]  Yeah.
[01:49:24]  That's how hard Tyson Fury hit Deontay because this motherfucker has completely lost it.
[01:49:29]  He's going saying that Tyson Fury pat his gloves and then he was using footage of their first fight to prove it.
[01:49:36]  Like he didn't even know which fight he was using.
[01:49:39]  He's like, he dented my head.
[01:49:40]  This is proof.
[01:49:41]  It's like, yeah, because he punched you in it really hard.
[01:49:43]  Yeah, you didn't block.
[01:49:44]  Exactly.
[01:49:44]  You got to learn defense, buddy.
[01:49:46]  So that shit, he fired his trainer.
[01:49:48]  He said his trainer might have been putting like stuff in his water.
[01:49:50]  Why would what?
[01:49:51]  Yeah, Mark Breland, I think, is a trainer's name.
[01:49:53]  Why would the trainer who makes money off of you winning want to poison you so you lose?
[01:50:00]  He's not making money off of Tyson.
[01:50:02]  Like, where's the logic?
[01:50:04]  He's got to feed a whole gypsy community before he gets a bribe.
[01:50:08]  That man got to elevate a whole people.
[01:50:10]  14 caravans he got to take care of.
[01:50:12]  Come on.
[01:50:12]  But in all seriousness, it's really sad.
[01:50:14]  His just lack of accountability.
[01:50:16]  Remember the first night after he says, oh, the 40-pound outfit I wore exhausted me.
[01:50:21]  I'm one of the most fit athletes in the world.
[01:50:24]  But 40 pounds that I carried to the ring for 100 steps made me completely unable to fight Tyson Fury.
[01:50:31]  Yeah.
[01:50:32]  Unbelievable.
[01:50:32]  It was funny.
[01:50:33]  I was like joking about Fury patting the gloves when that fight happened.
[01:50:37]  And then for him to come months later to say this shit.
[01:50:40]  I think he just doesn't understand trolling.
[01:50:42]  I think he's like trying to create some hype around him right now.
[01:50:45]  He's just trying to drum up.
[01:50:46]  And he's just not doing it the right way because he got hit in the head too.
[01:50:48]  This is how people get caught up in QAnon.
[01:50:50]  There's no different.
[01:50:51]  You know what I mean?
[01:50:51]  It's just enough information where you're like, oh, that could be it.
[01:50:55]  And I want to believe that's why I'm losing.
[01:50:57]  Exactly.
[01:50:57]  Because it's a global ring conspiracy against me.
[01:51:00]  Is that a side effect of arrogance and like narcissism?
[01:51:03]  That he believes he's the greatest fighter of all time and the only way he could have lost is because there's some sort of outside conspiratorial conspiratorial.
[01:51:09]  Yeah, I think all humans are always insecurity, but yeah, go ahead.
[01:51:12]  I think all humans are always looking to not be blamed first.
[01:51:14]  I hate to be blamed.
[01:51:15]  I hate for this shit to be my fault.
[01:51:17]  So if you give me anything I can grab onto, let's do it.
[01:51:19]  This seems sociopathic.
[01:51:21]  Yeah, it's sad, dude.
[01:51:23]  It might be sociopathic, or he's just in like in the most extreme case of denial that I've ever seen.
[01:51:28]  I mean, he got destroyed.
[01:51:29]  Yeah, I think it's denial.
[01:51:30]  Sociopath would be way smarter about this.
[01:51:32]  You know what I mean?
[01:51:33]  Yeah.
[01:51:33]  Now, hey, 12 months later, you know what?
[01:51:35]  Them fucking gloves?
[01:51:37]  Trainer was in on it.
[01:51:38]  Because that was Fury's response.
[01:51:39]  Is your trainer looked at my gloves?
[01:51:40]  What are you fucking talking about?
[01:51:42]  Yeah.
[01:51:42]  How would I weight the gloves if your trainer inspected them?
[01:51:44]  And then he's like, oh, my trainer was in on it.
[01:51:46]  He's just, I think, in such heavy denial.
[01:51:48]  He said his trainer put something in his water.
[01:51:50]  Yeah, that too.
[01:51:51]  I know he said, but I know he said his trainer is in on it.
[01:51:53]  So, like, if the trainer checked the gloves, of course.
[01:51:56]  It's a real shame because he is completely out of the title picture right now in boxing.
[01:52:02]  Yeah.
[01:52:02]  And he was a really exciting character.
[01:52:04]  Like, boxing sucks right now.
[01:52:06]  And we had one of the most electrifying knockouts I've ever seen this past weekend.
[01:52:11]  Javante Davis versus Leo Santa Cruz.
[01:52:14]  It was truly unbelievable.
[01:52:17]  He slipped Leo Santa Cruz through a straight right hand.
[01:52:20]  He threw three in a row or something like that.
[01:52:22]  And the third one, Gervante Davis slipped and they threw this left uppercut that just took Leo Santa Cruz's consciousness from him.
[01:52:30]  He snatched it.
[01:52:31]  It was amazing.
[01:52:32]  You ever seen the movies when your soul gets removed from you and there's that like cloudy thing that comes out of your body?
[01:52:37]  That's the way he felt, as if he took the cloudy thing out of his fucking body.
[01:52:41]  And you had that fighter where if this was five years ago, we're all like, oh my God, he's the fucking GOAT.
[01:52:48]  It's going on.
[01:52:48]  A couple weeks before that, there's a fight between Lomachenko and this other guy.
[01:52:55]  What the fuck was his name?
[01:52:57]  Tefimo Lopez.
[01:52:59]  Yeah, they all say I look exactly like.
[01:53:02]  And Teofimo Lopez's Lopez beats Lomachenko, who was the pound for pound number one.
[01:53:08]  Nobody's talking about it.
[01:53:09]  Like, there's amazing things happening in the sport of boxing, and nobody is talking about it because, and we've spoken about this before.
[01:53:15]  There's just really no like unifying cultures.
[01:53:16]  Not enlisting in the sport.
[01:53:18]  The one bit of wrestling that we have left, the people who really understand the wrestling of it, is Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder.
[01:53:24]  Deontay got the wrestling.
[01:53:26]  And Deontay got punched stupid.
[01:53:29]  So now he's really believing this bullshit or maybe leaning into the wrestling.
[01:53:32]  I think he's leaning into the wrestling, maybe also.
[01:53:34]  That was my first thought.
[01:53:35]  Maybe he's trying to galvanize some interest.
[01:53:36]  That's a good point.
[01:53:37]  Maybe you want to get a rematch.
[01:53:38]  The only way you can do it is say you cheated.
[01:53:40]  Challenge the guy.
[01:53:41]  That was my first thought.
[01:53:42]  But he does have a rematch clause.
[01:53:44]  Yeah, but Fury's like, I'm not fighting him.
[01:53:45]  Well, he doesn't have a choice.
[01:53:46]  He's got to drop the belt then if he's not going to fight him.
[01:53:48]  I thought Fury wanted to fight him.
[01:53:50]  He's been calling him out forever.
[01:53:51]  I heard Fury recently said, I'm not fighting this guy.
[01:53:53]  There's nothing to prove.
[01:53:53]  I want to fight Joshua or whoever.
[01:53:55]  Ah, I didn't read that.
[01:53:56]  But if that's the case, that makes more sense.
[01:53:58]  But I think he doesn't have anything to prove.
[01:54:01]  So if that's the case, maybe he's doing it to drum up some interest.
[01:54:03]  But I would like to see the Anthony Joshua fight.
[01:54:05]  But after that, it's like, who's carrying boxing?
[01:54:07]  Yeah.
[01:54:07]  It's kind of fucked.
[01:54:08]  Yeah.
[01:54:09]  Yeah.
[01:54:09]  Can a sport just die like that, you think?
[01:54:11]  If there's no stars to carry it on?
[01:54:12]  Yeah, I'm trying to think of another sport did.
[01:54:15]  It can become less mainstream.
[01:54:17]  Yeah.
[01:54:17]  I think hockey, there was a time where it was more mainstream.
[01:54:20]  Yeah, it was.
[01:54:21]  I think when we were younger, for whatever reason, it just felt like Gretzky, the greatest player.
[01:54:24]  They went on Kretzky.
[01:54:25]  I think there was also a video game that was really compelling.
[01:54:28]  I think that helps the youth a lot.
[01:54:29]  Like we were all playing NHL 99.
[01:54:32]  You're playing Mike Tyson knockout.
[01:54:33]  Mike Tyson's knockout.
[01:54:35]  Yeah.
[01:54:35]  And now we're all playing UFC.
[01:54:37]  That's an interesting thing.
[01:54:38]  It's interesting.
[01:54:39]  And you saw it also with like movies and cartoons, right?
[01:54:42]  Like when you have that like cartoon backing, like it's like built in, there's like a pedicree for it.
[01:54:47]  All of a sudden, we're going to be into these movies.
[01:54:49]  Yeah.
[01:54:50]  And they feed off each other a lot.
[01:54:52]  100%.
[01:54:52]  So nothing's feeding off of boxing.
[01:54:54]  Yeah.
[01:54:55]  I think there was like the, what, they came out with a Rocky movie not that long ago.
[01:54:57]  Like they had one boxing movie like in the last five years.
[01:54:59]  Yeah, what's it called?
[01:55:00]  Balboa or whatever.
[01:55:01]  Creed came out.
[01:55:02]  Yeah.
[01:55:03]  Yeah, I guess they.
[01:55:04]  Creeds are great.
[01:55:05]  Yeah.
[01:55:05]  Both Creeds are great.
[01:55:06]  UFC is dominating.
[01:55:08]  UFC just really won.
[01:55:09]  And that is what can happen when you have a dictator.
[01:55:12]  Like Dana White is a dictator in the best possible way for the sport.
[01:55:16]  He makes all the decisions.
[01:55:17]  Yeah.
[01:55:17]  And he happens to be really fucking good at making decisions and rewarding the right shit.
[01:55:23]  Boxing is open market.
[01:55:25]  It's a corrupt democracy.
[01:55:27]  Boxing is a very corrupt democracy.
[01:55:28]  That's a great point.
[01:55:29]  That's why people love the monarch, bro.
[01:55:30]  Give me a good monarch.
[01:55:32]  Life is good.
[01:55:32]  Yo, it's true.
[01:55:33]  You get a shitty monarch.
[01:55:34]  Life sucks.
[01:55:35]  It's really bad.
[01:55:36]  But that's a good point, man.
[01:55:38]  What the fuck does boxing do?
[01:55:40]  One of these divisions is going to have to have a Dana White type because they have, you know, WCBC, WBO.
[01:55:45]  One of them is just going to have to go, nah, this is how we're doing it.
[01:55:48]  We're only doing this because right now we have so many belts.
[01:55:50]  Do belts even mean anything to you guys?
[01:55:51]  I don't know what any of it means.
[01:55:53]  Except weight classes.
[01:55:54]  Outside of it's all.
[01:55:55]  And I barely know that.
[01:55:56]  But isn't that crazy, man?
[01:55:57]  Just too many.
[01:55:58]  It's too many belts.
[01:55:59]  And you know who's fighting for a fucking belt?
[01:56:00]  Tyson and Roy Jones Jr.
[01:56:02]  Yeah, what is this?
[01:56:03]  What is it?
[01:56:04]  Yeah, but it's just like they have to throw a belt.
[01:56:06]  This is the legacy belt or something.
[01:56:08]  And UFC did this a little.
[01:56:09]  I think they moved away from it with the Nate Diaz Mosbodal fight.
[01:56:12]  Oh, the baddest motherfucker.
[01:56:14]  BMF.
[01:56:14]  What is that?
[01:56:15]  Yeah, I think it's stupid.
[01:56:16]  But I think they were trying to elevate a fight from two guys that were looked at at as journeymen.
[01:56:20]  So it's like, how do we elevate a little bit?
[01:56:23]  But it's stupid.
[01:56:24]  And I think they said, yeah, we're not doing another one of those again.
[01:56:26]  Yeah, I think they won it a lot.
[01:56:27]  And that was smart.
[01:56:28]  Don't devalue your belts.
[01:56:29]  You have one title belt and you could do the interim shit just because of inactivity.
[01:56:35]  People get injured.
[01:56:35]  You can't strip a guy's fucking belt because he's injured.
[01:56:38]  Talking about that UFC, actually, I want to bring this up because Izzy has announced he's going to fight Jan Blakowicz or whatever his name, the Polish guy.
[01:56:45]  Yeah, he was the undercard in last weekend's fight, right?
[01:56:48]  Wait, Jan was?
[01:56:49]  Yeah, was he the underfight in the Khabib fight?
[01:56:51]  I think maybe it was a couple before.
[01:56:52]  No, the underfight in the Khabib fight was.
[01:56:57]  Don't matter.
[01:56:57]  I'm wrong.
[01:56:58]  Keep going.
[01:56:58]  Okay.
[01:56:59]  So, but this is a little while ago.
[01:57:01]  He was fighting this Mexican dude.
[01:57:02]  I forget his name, but a guy who gave John Jones a lot of trouble.
[01:57:05]  John Jones moves up out of the division.
[01:57:07]  So that guy fights Jan Blakowicz.
[01:57:10]  I'm probably fucking up with his name.
[01:57:11]  My bad, homie.
[01:57:13]  He goes and knocks that other guy out or TKOs or whatever.
[01:57:18]  Izzy's like, I want to go fight him.
[01:57:19]  I think they're going to fight for the light heavyweight title, which would make Izzy the middleweight title holder and the light heavyweight title holder.
[01:57:28]  So I said to Izzy, I said, bro, if John Jones finds a way to fight for the title, that Steve Miocic guy, and wins that title, okay, you could potentially fight John Jones at a catch weight, but for the heavyweight title.
[01:57:48]  Okay.
[01:57:49]  While you have the light heavyweight and the middleweight title, making you the first, not only three division champ in UFC history, I believe, but also the first three current belt holder in UF history.
[01:58:04]  He could potentially hold belts at middleweight, light heavyweight, and heavyweight if John Jones is able to get that heavyweight belt before they fight in 2021.
[01:58:13]  That would be...
[01:58:14]  Yeah, that's next level.
[01:58:15]  Now you're the GOAT.
[01:58:16]  Yeah.
[01:58:16]  I think you've got to be the GOAT.
[01:58:18]  Yeah.
[01:58:19]  I mean, like, I mean, he's already in a conversation, right?
[01:58:23]  He's got a lot more time to go prove himself.
[01:58:25]  But if you are a three-division champ and you've never lost a fight and you take out the current GOAT, which is John Jones, there's no question whether you're a GOAT.
[01:58:36]  Yeah, and he'll be far enough away from like Khabib that like he'll be considered maybe the greatest UFC GOAT of all time.
[01:58:43]  I think so.
[01:58:44]  And I think like there's a little bit of recency bias in MMA, but like I think that Khabib is considered that right now because he was so dominant as the last thing we saw.
[01:58:52]  But the reality is like nobody's really, I mean, John Jones, probably if you look at a career, you go, okay, this guy is the most dominant.
[01:58:58]  Yeah, because I think he had 14 championships.
[01:59:02]  Yeah, 14 title fights that he either fought to win it or he defended it.
[01:59:07]  Got it.
[01:59:08]  And it's like, and Khabib had four.
[01:59:09]  And don't get me wrong, the motherfucker was absolutely dominant.
[01:59:11]  But at the same time, you're comparing apples and oranges.
[01:59:14]  And there are other fighters with more.
[01:59:15]  I think like George St. Pierre had like 12.
[01:59:17]  Like, there's a bunch that have had it.
[01:59:20]  It's, look, it's a really cool thing, but how dope would that be?
[01:59:23]  What would be the downside of Izzy doing that fight?
[01:59:24]  I mean, it's dangerous, though.
[01:59:26]  Going up at that weight.
[01:59:27]  Going up two weight divisions.
[01:59:28]  Like, it's already dangerous to go into this Yan fight.
[01:59:30]  Because weight divisions in boxing are way different than weight divisions in UFC.
[01:59:34]  Please explain.
[01:59:35]  185 is the weight division he's fighting at now, which is middleweight.
[01:59:38]  Yeah.
[01:59:38]  Light heavyweight is 205.
[01:59:40]  Whoa.
[01:59:41]  I was going to say that guy looked way bigger than Izzy.
[01:59:44]  And I was like, how's that only one division up?
[01:59:46]  Heavyweight, I think, is 225.
[01:59:48]  Please double check that.
[01:59:50]  Right?
[01:59:51]  So you're going up 40 pounds.
[01:59:54]  Sorry, 40 pounds.
[01:59:55]  Yeah, that's a lot.
[01:59:56]  That's a lot, especially fighting 40 pounds.
[01:59:58]  Now, the good thing about this is John Jones is a light heavyweight.
[02:00:03]  So he's going up to get that heavyweight belt, but he doesn't walk around as a big, monstrous heavyweight.
[02:00:11]  So he would be fighting a smaller heavyweight.
[02:00:14]  Okay.
[02:00:15]  Gotcha.
[02:00:16]  Izzy would be fighting a smaller heavyweight.
[02:00:17]  Does that make sense?
[02:00:18]  And Izzy is so tall.
[02:00:19]  I think people don't understand how big he is.
[02:00:22]  I think he can handle guys at light heavyweight pretty easily.
[02:00:25]  Because he actually has that reach.
[02:00:27]  Would he have to put on weight?
[02:00:28]  He'll put on weight.
[02:00:30]  I don't think he goes all the way to 205.
[02:00:32]  I think he probably puts on maybe 10 pounds of tops.
[02:00:34]  Did you see John Jones' victory over the weekend?

=== Stealing Cars and Shotguns (02:59) ===

[02:00:36]  Yeah.
[02:00:37]  Oh, yeah, that shit was great.
[02:00:38]  You saw that one?
[02:00:39]  That was fire, bro.
[02:00:40]  You didn't see this?
[02:00:41]  No.
[02:00:41]  Bro.
[02:00:42]  Someone's breaking into what?
[02:00:43]  It was the gym or something?
[02:00:44]  Trying to break into his cars.
[02:00:45]  They were going through his cars in his driveway.
[02:00:47]  Yeah.
[02:00:48]  I thought he really thought.
[02:00:49]  I was like, how did he not hear about this?
[02:00:50]  He ran after the car with a shotgun.
[02:00:52]  He ran out of the garage, flying after the guy with a shotgun, holds the shotgun up to the guy's window.
[02:00:57]  The guy gets back in his car and is like, yo, I'm sorry, dude.
[02:01:00]  I didn't know I was robbing fucking John Jones.
[02:01:02]  Imagine you rob John Jones, bro.
[02:01:04]  Not only is UFZ fighter, the guy's coked up half the time.
[02:01:06]  You don't even know what to expect.
[02:01:07]  He's some fucking dorky white dude, some tech executive or some shit.
[02:01:10]  All of a sudden, John Jones comes out with a double barrel, fucking C-Jaw shotgun.
[02:01:14]  You even need the gun for him.
[02:01:15]  All this are guns.
[02:01:17]  All John Jones posts on Instagram is him doing these shooting drills.
[02:01:20]  So he's been dying for this opportunity.
[02:01:22]  He cannot wait.
[02:01:23]  Like, tactical, he's shooting on a fucking horse.
[02:01:25]  Now, to his credit, bro, this is a responsible ass gun owner.
[02:01:28]  He doesn't shoot him, holds him a gunpoint.
[02:01:30]  Cops show up, arrest the guy, and John Jones goes home.
[02:01:33]  Ah, that's smart.
[02:01:34]  And he's glad he got that ring camera.
[02:01:36]  If he didn't have that, that could be a very different conversation.
[02:01:39]  Because you know all the shit that John Jones has been through.
[02:01:41]  Yeah.
[02:01:42]  Yeah.
[02:01:43]  That's kind of fire having a gun then, bro.
[02:01:45]  Because if you didn't have a gun, you got to duke it out with this motherfucker who's brave enough to steal your shit.
[02:01:49]  I mean, but you, John Jones.
[02:01:50]  Yeah, if you're John Jones, I don't think you mind.
[02:01:52]  Also, these people.
[02:01:53]  But you don't know if that motherfucker's got a lot of guys in, you know.
[02:01:55]  You're going to steal a car, please believe you're going to have a weapon of fucking shit.
[02:01:57]  He wasn't even trying to steal a car, I don't think.
[02:01:59]  I think he was like trying to steal shit out of the car.
[02:02:01]  Like, I did some like petty burglars.
[02:02:03]  Fucking insecure-ass thief.
[02:02:06]  I'm tired of these low-confidence thieves, bro.
[02:02:08]  Go for it, bro.
[02:02:09]  If you get the car open, take the car.
[02:02:11]  You got to know how to hot wire.
[02:02:13]  You got to have a key.
[02:02:14]  Motherfucker, John Jones.
[02:02:15]  What's so valuable you're going to be left in the lowest New Yorker shit ever?
[02:02:18]  What's so valuable you're going to leave in the car?
[02:02:20]  You're going to have a half drink, Dunkin' Donuts?
[02:02:22]  I remember, I think it was like 99.
[02:02:24]  I had a fucking Honda Civic with every single Jay-Z album up to date, and they took the change in those Jay-Z albums.
[02:02:32]  I was so hurt, son.
[02:02:34]  I was so hurt.
[02:02:35]  Breaking into a car to get the change in the Jay's like four times.
[02:02:41]  If you need change, you shouldn't have a CD player, bro.
[02:02:44]  I don't know what type of thief.
[02:02:46]  Oh, well, the thief, yeah.
[02:02:48]  But I have it in the car for all.
[02:02:49]  No, I'm saying the thief.
[02:02:51]  If you're at the point in your life where you are breaking into automobiles, you gotta steal the chain, but you got a fucking CD player, bro.
[02:02:57]  Your priorities are out of whack.
[02:03:00]  Maybe he stole another car and he needed those coins for the meeting.
[02:03:02]  Yeah, he's just parking.
[02:03:04]  He just busts your shit open so he could pay for his parking.
[02:03:06]  He's like, Jay-Z, reasonable doubt.
[02:03:08]  I don't know.
[02:03:09]  I'm listening to on the way home.
[02:03:10]  Ticket list.
[02:03:12]  Yeah.
[02:03:12]  No, but people do have it, though.
[02:03:13]  Like little teenagers and shit, just going in the car, seeing which ones are unlocked, like stealing sunglasses or whatever.
[02:03:17]  These are not like mastermind criminals.
[02:03:19]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:20]  You sound like he was doing this.
[02:03:21]  No, never.
[02:03:22]  I used to get my steal on.
[02:03:24]  What else we got?
[02:03:24]  We got some other people.
[02:03:25]  We're a bunch of criminals.
[02:03:26]  What?
[02:03:27]  You white devils, you.
[02:03:31]  Whenever I get drunk, I clip through that shit, bro.
[02:03:33]  I feel like it's in his blood, Aerosol and stuff like that.

=== Brady vs Russell Wilson (07:23) ===

[02:03:36]  Yeah.
[02:03:36]  Dude, I got it.
[02:03:37]  Arasol.
[02:03:38]  I go lifting.
[02:03:38]  What's up?
[02:03:39]  I'd go to the bathroom of like a restaurant and I'd go pee and I'd be like, oh, I'm going to steal some toys.
[02:03:43]  That is some white boy shit, though.
[02:03:44]  That's actually a white phenomenon that no one ever talks about.
[02:03:46]  Toilet paper?
[02:03:47]  Yes.
[02:03:47]  Something that's mad big.
[02:03:48]  How you leave them with toilet paper in a restaurant is what it is.
[02:03:52]  It is truly in white people's blood.
[02:03:53]  I really think white men, when they get drunk, they just steal shit.
[02:03:56]  Yeah.
[02:03:57]  Look at any like college-age guy's dorm room.
[02:03:59]  There's like a giant traffic cone in that bitch.
[02:04:02]  There's like a fucking stop sign hanging up on the wall.
[02:04:04]  That's just what we do.
[02:04:04]  I don't know why.
[02:04:05]  I do the same exact thing.
[02:04:06]  I get drunk one time.
[02:04:07]  I stole a wine bottle off the bar.
[02:04:09]  I didn't mean to do it.
[02:04:09]  The two is we were drunk.
[02:04:10]  We started stealing shit from India.
[02:04:12]  We started stealing shit from there.
[02:04:13]  That's all we did.
[02:04:14]  And we got him.
[02:04:14]  You see what we colonized the world?
[02:04:15]  We're a little fucking drunk.
[02:04:16]  Which begs the question.
[02:04:17]  It's just some white people.
[02:04:19]  If you're not drinking, why were you spreading the word?
[02:04:24]  Andrewsa, not Mark.
[02:04:26]  Anyway.
[02:04:27]  Nah, I'm just joking, man.
[02:04:29]  That's what India is.
[02:04:29]  I was just trying to get everybody to go to heaven.
[02:04:31]  We get it, bro.
[02:04:33]  Maybe white people just be backpacking, and while they get drunk, they're like, you know what?
[02:04:36]  That's our country.
[02:04:37]  It's in my backpack.
[02:04:41]  All right, what else we got, man?
[02:04:42]  We got the football stuff going on, man.
[02:04:44]  Yo, I'm going to say something about Russell Wilson.
[02:04:46]  Okay.
[02:04:47]  I think it's already set.
[02:04:48]  He is one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.
[02:04:51]  Whoa.
[02:04:52]  And he might be, he might be better than Aaron Rodgers.
[02:04:57]  Whoa.
[02:04:58]  Because here's a couple things about him.
[02:05:00]  Well, Aaron Rodgers at his peak, if you remember, if you watch football, was like, what the fuck is this guy capable of?
[02:05:05]  It doesn't make any sense.
[02:05:06]  Russell Wilson is not quite as good at throwing, but he is a runner, like a dangerous ass runner.
[02:05:11]  Very smart.
[02:05:12]  Always protects his body.
[02:05:12]  And on top of that, to that point, doesn't miss games.
[02:05:16]  This motherfucker gets like three deep tissue massages a week.
[02:05:19]  This guy played through a high ankle sprain, which I've never seen anybody play well through.
[02:05:23]  And now he is tearing up the league statistically.
[02:05:25]  He's always available and he's a dangerous runner.
[02:05:27]  I don't think we've ever seen a quarterback like this and we just don't get it.
[02:05:30]  We're just not appreciating it.
[02:05:32]  And I think when it's all finished, we'll be like, oh, fuck, this guy might be the greatest ever.
[02:05:36]  That's that Sierra pussy right there.
[02:05:38]  So that should have changed.
[02:05:40]  He's up.
[02:05:41]  I mean, I don't think he's better than Brady, but he's right there.
[02:05:43]  And Aaron Rodgers will miss entire seasons on you.
[02:05:45]  He's broken a collarbone, missed six, eight weeks, whatever.
[02:05:47]  He's missed whole seasons.
[02:05:48]  Russell Wilson doesn't fucking miss games.
[02:05:51]  Brady's the same, so I put Brady above him.
[02:05:53]  Who do you think that he's not spoken about with the elite quarterbacks?
[02:05:56]  I don't know.
[02:05:57]  I think his first Super Bowl might be.
[02:06:00]  That came to mind.
[02:06:01]  I didn't want to say that.
[02:06:02]  Can I throw out a reason why?
[02:06:03]  I think because what makes him so exceptional is not traditional for black quarterbacks.
[02:06:08]  I think it's easy for people to go, Lamar Jackson is the most dominant quarterback late.
[02:06:13]  Look at him because he's doing the thing that you expect from an athletic black quarterback.
[02:06:17]  But I think since Russell's game is not traditionally, like not what the stereotype of a black quarterback is, like it's almost stereotype of a white quarterback.
[02:06:27]  It is whatever.
[02:06:28]  He's actually half and half.
[02:06:29]  He's the best of both worlds.
[02:06:30]  Interesting.
[02:06:31]  The pocket passer that you normally see white people being, and then he'll still run 40 yards like a black son of a bitch on you.
[02:06:39]  But it is, do you think maybe that's it?
[02:06:40]  I think Race might play into it a little bit, and yeah, you can't put him in a box, but I don't want to jump to that.
[02:06:45]  So, what I will also say is when they were dominant, that team, he wasn't that good.
[02:06:50]  It was the defense that was the defense that carried them to the Super Bowl win.
[02:06:53]  And then, as he got better and they built the team shittier around him, he's just dragging them to the playoffs on his own, but they're not really a threat.
[02:07:00]  This year, they might be, but typically they're not really a threat to win at all.
[02:07:04]  You just know they're Seattle, so they'll go to the playoffs and they'll probably win a game.
[02:07:07]  Right.
[02:07:07]  And then it stops.
[02:07:08]  So, you're just kind of looking at him like, whatever.
[02:07:10]  Brady, if Russell Wilson is winning Super Bowls like Brady with Belichick as his coach, I mean, it's a different fucking conversation.
[02:07:16]  Yeah, I think so.
[02:07:17]  Oh, yeah.
[02:07:17]  Are we going to continue to use that line of thinking?
[02:07:20]  Are we going to, now that Belichick is struggling without Brady, are we going to continue to go, well, if this great player had Belichick or if this great player was on the Patriots, then he'd be great.
[02:07:30]  Does that get removed now?
[02:07:31]  I think Cam Newton is hurting that a lot because Cam Newton is struggling.
[02:07:34]  Boy, I watched the last game, the last drive of the game yesterday.
[02:07:37]  Brady fumbled.
[02:07:38]  Yeah, you're thinking they got this locked up.
[02:07:39]  They're down by three.
[02:07:40]  They're in field goal range.
[02:07:42]  The Patriots do.
[02:07:42]  This is what the Patriots do.
[02:07:43]  This is Cam Newton just filling right in for Brady.
[02:07:45]  Close game.
[02:07:46]  Let's just kick it down.
[02:07:46]  We'll kick a field goal, probably score a touchdown.
[02:07:48]  And then he has a quarterback, Hebrews running, and then he fumbles.
[02:07:51]  I didn't even believe it.
[02:07:52]  Like when they said fumble, I was like, what?
[02:07:54]  That's not real.
[02:07:55]  And then, sure enough, he fumbled, looked super disheartened afterward.
[02:07:58]  They're trying to pick up his spirits, but like, he knows he lost the game.
[02:08:01]  Cam's struggling in New England, and Bill Belichick should be able to fix that.
[02:08:05]  That's what we thought.
[02:08:06]  He could take Matt Castle 11 and 5.
[02:08:08]  You can't fix Cam Newton.
[02:08:10]  Brady, about to be 6-2, I think, because they're playing the Giants today.
[02:08:13]  That's probably a win.
[02:08:14]  Yeah.
[02:08:15]  So I do want to see Brady.
[02:08:17]  I hate when people say he's a system quarterback because Brady's one of the greatest white people.
[02:08:21]  And I want to see him get a fucking ring without Belichick just so we can put that shit to rest.
[02:08:25]  I mean, if he gets the ring without Belichick, forget it.
[02:08:27]  It's not even close.
[02:08:28]  He's the greatest ever.
[02:08:29]  Yeah.
[02:08:29]  He's the greatest ever, ever.
[02:08:30]  I think if he just has a successful season and Belichick, if he has a successful season and Belichick doesn't have another successful season in the next maybe few years, and then he retires, I think the discussion is over.
[02:08:46]  Yeah.
[02:08:46]  There was Tom Brady who carried those fucking teams, and Belichick got lucky as fuck that he was on a team with Tom Brady.
[02:08:52]  I think if Brady gets another ring, he's the greatest athlete ever.
[02:08:55]  Jordan goes two.
[02:08:57]  Jordan goes two.
[02:08:59]  Yeah, he might be right.
[02:09:01]  It's hard to use the word athlete with some guy who looks so unathletic, but I think we have to like remove the exact definition of the word athlete in terms of like their athletic ability, their ability to run fast in a straight line and jump high, and just look at athlete as sports player.
[02:09:18]  He's the greatest sports player.
[02:09:19]  You say competitor?
[02:09:20]  Competitor, sportsman, whatever.
[02:09:22]  Yeah, but you would do that to like a fucking chess player or a baseball player.
[02:09:25]  Like this guy gets his ass beat every game.
[02:09:27]  There is, if nothing else, athleticism in a 300-pound lineman are trying to kill me all the time, and I keep playing.
[02:09:34]  And I'm 43.
[02:09:35]  Like, it's not like chess.
[02:09:36]  They're slapping you in the fucking mouth if you don't get your castle done.
[02:09:39]  You know what I mean?
[02:09:40]  More than Mayweather?
[02:09:42]  Like, of all time.
[02:09:43]  Mayweather's the tricky one.
[02:09:45]  Because to me, that's the most dominant athlete in history.
[02:09:48]  Yeah, Mayweather's.
[02:09:49]  I was thinking Jordan.
[02:09:50]  I was putting him over Jordan.
[02:09:51]  And those gay tennis guys you always talk about.
[02:09:53]  Even over there.
[02:09:54]  The only tricky thing about having someone be more dominant than Mayweather is it's literally a one-on-one sport.
[02:10:02]  Yeah, I was thinking team sports, actually.
[02:10:03]  So maybe there's a distinction.
[02:10:04]  But also, we just don't care about fight sports as much when we talk about athletes for whatever reason.
[02:10:08]  Like Ali gets up in there because of cultural impact, but very rarely do we bring fighters in.
[02:10:13]  It's weird because that is the one that's most obvious.
[02:10:16]  The most athletic.
[02:10:18]  It's like one of the oldest sports.
[02:10:19]  What are all these sports doing?
[02:10:22]  Yeah, try to simulate.
[02:10:23]  They're simulating rage and war, right?
[02:10:26]  Anyway, but it is interesting.
[02:10:28]  We'll see what happens with it.
[02:10:29]  But I mean, Tom Brady's got to be smitten.
[02:10:32]  If Tam Bay makes the fucking playoffs, I think that's enough.
[02:10:36]  I think that's enough for people to just go, eh, all right, fine.
[02:10:40]  Brady was great.
[02:10:40]  Maybe Belichick wasn't as good as we thought.
[02:10:42]  Belichick got lucky with Brady.
[02:10:44]  I think the Brady fanatics, solidified.
[02:10:46]  The average people, maybe some on board.
[02:10:49]  The Brady doubters, whatever it is, maybe they give a little pushback unless there's a ring.
[02:10:54]  Right.
[02:10:54]  I think the ring is like greatest epidemic of all time.
[02:10:57]  I think championship game, Super Bowl, greatest football player of all time.
[02:10:59]  All right.

=== Patreon Number Solidified (00:41) ===

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