Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Is Kamala A Garden Tool?
Aired: 2020-08-18
Duration: 01:59:27


=== Flagrant Fashion Show Intro (15:12) ===

[00:00:04]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:05]  Welcome to another episode of Flagrant 2.
[00:00:08]  I'm Shulti.
[00:00:08]  I'm here at Akash.
[00:00:09]  We got Alex Media, Mark Gagnon in the building.
[00:00:12]  Yo, let's get to the bottom of it.
[00:00:14]  First of all, obviously, you see, we're swagged out.
[00:00:16]  We got the drip dripping, and we'll get to that later.
[00:00:18]  We're going to have a flagrant fashion show today.
[00:00:21]  You know, came through killing it.
[00:00:22]  Alex fucked up.
[00:00:23]  Didn't even bring an outfit.
[00:00:25]  He had one job to do.
[00:00:26]  So Mark didn't bring shit.
[00:00:28]  I was getting to him.
[00:00:29]  Okay.
[00:00:29]  I was getting to him.
[00:00:30]  Okay.
[00:00:31]  I think Mark Lowkey has like a sleeper thing that he's about to bust off on.
[00:00:34]  I really do.
[00:00:35]  He said he didn't bring anything.
[00:00:36]  He laughed at you like you're a real fucking idiot.
[00:00:38]  He's the least effort thing he could bring.
[00:00:40]  It's like, oh shit, he saw your text this morning.
[00:00:42]  So let me just grab something.
[00:00:44]  Right.
[00:00:44]  That could be it.
[00:00:45]  Or there could be something else that we don't know about.
[00:00:47]  And I'm not going to allow, I'm not going to allow him to have the least expectations and overdeliver.
[00:00:51]  So I don't want everybody to go.
[00:00:53]  Say again?
[00:00:53]  I brought nothing.
[00:00:54]  That's the thing.
[00:00:55]  I know what he's trying to do.
[00:00:55]  He's trying to make it seem like obviously.
[00:00:57]  This is the okie dope.
[00:00:58]  This rope of dope.
[00:00:59]  This is the rope of dope.
[00:00:59]  Akash and I went above and beyond.
[00:01:01]  I'm swinging the fuck out.
[00:01:02]  Every, yeah, Akash is actually killing it.
[00:01:04]  I don't know what it is, but you're absolutely killing it.
[00:01:06]  For real.
[00:01:07]  Like, there's a circus that's missing its leader right now somewhere.
[00:01:11]  Where's Barnum and Bailey, dude?
[00:01:13]  Hey, look at this shit.
[00:01:14]  Killing it.
[00:01:15]  Swag.
[00:01:15]  Swag.
[00:01:16]  You gotta show the tails on this.
[00:01:17]  Killing it.
[00:01:18]  Yeah, so we'll get to that flagrant fashion show a little bit.
[00:01:19]  I know motherfuckers that are listening to the audio right now, got no clue what's going on, and you won't later when we talk about it.
[00:01:25]  But let's start the beginning of the episode with a very important question, which is what makes a girl a hoe, right?
[00:01:32]  Because Rush Limbaugh, if you guys don't know who Rush Limbaugh is, do you know who Rush Limbaugh is?
[00:01:37]  I do, but that's because I'm old.
[00:01:38]  That's right.
[00:01:38]  So for you youngins, Rush Limbaugh is like, I don't know, like Howard Stern without Robin.
[00:01:47]  Howard Stern, but Robin's not allowed anywhere near the studio.
[00:01:51]  He's been trying to get me on his show for a minute, by the way.
[00:01:53]  Really?
[00:01:54]  Oh, yeah, dude.
[00:01:54]  Like, I was getting a new email every week from his producers and shit like that.
[00:01:58]  But he's this huge, big, like conservative talk radio guy, right?
[00:02:02]  And wild boy.
[00:02:03]  Yeah.
[00:02:04]  Wild boy.
[00:02:04]  He hadn't tried to get me on the show at all.
[00:02:06]  And it's probably because you're more famous, but also other things.
[00:02:09]  What do you think it is?
[00:02:10]  I don't know.
[00:02:10]  Maybe just a fucking outfit.
[00:02:12]  That's terrifying.
[00:02:14]  He sees bombs in his outfit for sure.
[00:02:16]  100%.
[00:02:17]  Okay.
[00:02:18]  So right now we have a situation where he's, I believe, it could be taken out of context.
[00:02:24]  I don't know how you would do that.
[00:02:25]  Called Kamala Harris a hoe.
[00:02:27]  Yeah.
[00:02:27]  And there's a lot of pushback to this because she's obviously a VP nomination and I don't know, famous and I don't know, whatever.
[00:02:36]  Accomplished.
[00:02:36]  Accomplished, et cetera.
[00:02:38]  But what constitutes as a hoe?
[00:02:41]  Let's talk.
[00:02:44]  And listen.
[00:02:45]  Listen.
[00:02:46]  Kamala Harris did fuck Mayor Willie Brown.
[00:02:52]  How old was she?
[00:02:52]  29.
[00:02:53]  How old was he?
[00:02:54]  60 while he was married.
[00:02:58]  Now, I'm not calling Kamala Harris a hoe, but would Mrs. Willie Brown refer to Kamala Harris as a hoe in that situation?
[00:03:08]  I got to see Miss Willie Brown first.
[00:03:10]  So how good she looks is dependent on her hodom?
[00:03:13]  Wow, Al.
[00:03:13]  Wow.
[00:03:15]  You are such a chauvinist.
[00:03:16]  Apparently, Bill Clinton called Willie Brown slick Willie Brown.
[00:03:20]  And if Bill Clinton is calling you a man for, then you'd definitely be dicking down these bands.
[00:03:26]  Bill calling you slick.
[00:03:28]  Slick Willie?
[00:03:28]  Yeah.
[00:03:29]  That's slick Willie.
[00:03:29]  That means Kamala got the what?
[00:03:31]  Yo, you know.
[00:03:34]  Because he's slicker than Bill's Willie.
[00:03:36]  Yo, come on now.
[00:03:37]  Bill isn't slick enough.
[00:03:38]  That's the problem.
[00:03:39]  I mean, he was mass slick.
[00:03:41]  That's dry Willie Bill, bro.
[00:03:42]  Nah, he's skating on them Epstein charges.
[00:03:45]  I guess.
[00:03:47]  Can we blame him?
[00:03:49]  Are we going to look at Al?
[00:03:50]  Are we going to look at a black woman and say she deserved to get cheated on it?
[00:03:54]  Is that what you're saying right now?
[00:03:55]  Oh, Al.
[00:03:56]  Can we just be grateful the mayor of San Francisco is into women?
[00:03:59]  Can we just do that?
[00:04:00]  Can we just take a moment and reflect on that for a second?
[00:04:03]  Yeah, we need more minorities in office.
[00:04:05]  That's it.
[00:04:05]  He was trying to get them to suck his dick, but it's okay.
[00:04:07]  At least they're in the room.
[00:04:09]  At least they're in the office.
[00:04:11]  Now, apparently, he gave, he did the right thing.
[00:04:14]  He gave his side piece, you know, a better life.
[00:04:17]  He gave her some opportunities, some jobs.
[00:04:19]  Maybe she deserved them.
[00:04:20]  Maybe she earned them.
[00:04:21]  So maybe she earned them off of her skill and then also was playing with the slick Willie, right?
[00:04:27]  But if you're the wife or any of the wife's friends, are you referring to her as a hoe back then?
[00:04:34]  We don't got to talk about current Kamala.
[00:04:36]  Maybe it's just short for.
[00:04:37]  Maybe hoe is just short for home record, which is kind of definitionally correct.
[00:04:42]  Did their marriage split up because of this affair?
[00:04:45]  I don't know where you got the record, but I like the home part.
[00:04:48]  You got home.
[00:04:49]  Now, I know you know how to spell better than I do, but the home, I got you.
[00:04:53]  Home record.
[00:04:54]  Okay.
[00:04:54]  That's a home record.
[00:04:56]  Got you.
[00:04:56]  Okay.
[00:04:56]  Okay.
[00:04:57]  So it's a possibility.
[00:04:58]  I'm just saying, is it that far off?
[00:05:00]  Is it that crazy to call her a hoe now, maybe?
[00:05:04]  But back in the day, you could throw a hoe around.
[00:05:06]  Yeah, no, he said it like two days ago, but yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
[00:05:11]  He called the ticket Joe and the hoe, which is kind of bars for a white person.
[00:05:15]  Wait, the ticket?
[00:05:16]  Joe Biden.
[00:05:17]  Oh, I thought you were talking about it.
[00:05:19]  Okay.
[00:05:19]  Okay, no.
[00:05:20]  He called the Democratic presidential ticket Joe and the hoe.
[00:05:23]  Right.
[00:05:24]  And then he said she slept her way to the top.
[00:05:26]  That's basically a hoe.
[00:05:27]  He like says she's a hoe.
[00:05:28]  Yeah.
[00:05:29]  Now, you can't take away from her accomplishments, but here's what I will say.
[00:05:33]  Monica Lewinsky, we all understand and we give a pass to her now because, and I'm not going to debate her, but the point is she was like 21, 22.
[00:05:41]  She was with the president of the United States.
[00:05:43]  She was young and impressionable.
[00:05:44]  And this is a very powerful man.
[00:05:46]  And so it's much more on Bill.
[00:05:48]  I can't apply the same shit to a 29-year-old woman sleeping with the fucking mayor.
[00:05:52]  You're 29.
[00:05:53]  I don't know if he was mayor back then.
[00:05:54]  Maybe we could do a little double check, but definitely.
[00:05:56]  Damn, there ain't no president.
[00:05:58]  That's true.
[00:05:58]  So the same rules that we understand Monica Lewinsky forgive her for.
[00:06:02]  We can't give that forgiveness to Kakama.
[00:06:05]  Is it crazy to throw the hoe?
[00:06:07]  Now, maybe, Al.
[00:06:09]  Absolutely.
[00:06:10]  It's crazy?
[00:06:11]  Yes, it's crazy.
[00:06:12]  What?
[00:06:12]  Back in the day, she couldn't be like, yo, I had a hoe phase.
[00:06:14]  I was just smoking.
[00:06:15]  Back in the day, but you can't call her a hoe now.
[00:06:18]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:06:19]  So that's why it's crazy.
[00:06:21]  What is the statute of limitations?
[00:06:22]  On a hoe.
[00:06:24]  Yo, when does your hoe wear off?
[00:06:26]  That's a great question.
[00:06:27]  The moment you stop being a hoe.
[00:06:29]  You know, hold on.
[00:06:31]  Hold on.
[00:06:32]  Hold on, I'm damned.
[00:06:34]  I'm not a hoe because I'm no longer a hoe.
[00:06:36]  So the second you stop being a hoe, you're not a hoe.
[00:06:40]  Now, now, now, let's talk about it.
[00:06:42]  Okay.
[00:06:43]  Let's talk about it.
[00:06:44]  Let's talk about it.
[00:06:50]  Where were you going with that, Mark?
[00:06:51]  Where are you going?
[00:06:52]  Now I'm just thinking, like, anytime you stop doing something, does that mean you're not the thing anymore?
[00:06:56]  Exactly.
[00:06:57]  So the second you stop fucking guys, Al, are you no longer gay?
[00:07:02]  Yeah.
[00:07:04]  The second you stop fucking guys.
[00:07:06]  Like the second you just pour it out.
[00:07:08]  The second your dick is removed from the rectum.
[00:07:12]  Yeah.
[00:07:13]  You're no longer gay.
[00:07:14]  You're a fucking badge.
[00:07:15]  Yeah, you're no longer gay.
[00:07:16]  I don't know, dude.
[00:07:18]  Sometimes it's in you.
[00:07:19]  It's who you are.
[00:07:20]  You stop going to church.
[00:07:21]  You stop being Christian.
[00:07:22]  Have you always had this opinion?
[00:07:23]  I just want to know, have you always had this opinion?
[00:07:24]  Absolutely.
[00:07:25]  You really do fuck a lot of white girls.
[00:07:27]  You're so reminded.
[00:07:28]  Okay, what about your girl?
[00:07:30]  So your girl cheats on you the second she stops cheating you, she no longer a hoe?
[00:07:33]  No, you carry that hoe to the next girl.
[00:07:36]  You're talking about cheating and fidelity.
[00:07:38]  Now you're adding layers.
[00:07:39]  After you break up, you won't call her a hoe.
[00:07:41]  You don't have to stay together.
[00:07:42]  She betrayed your trust.
[00:07:43]  I get that.
[00:07:43]  Relationship is fractional.
[00:07:44]  Any girl cheating on me is a hoe for her life.
[00:07:47]  For her whole life.
[00:07:48]  Al, Al operates on love from the hole.
[00:07:50]  Her whole life.
[00:07:51]  Her whole life, she's a hoe.
[00:07:54]  You believe otherwise?
[00:07:56]  She hops off the dick and all of a sudden she's a saint again?
[00:07:59]  I mean, I think a hoe.
[00:08:01]  There's some marriages that get past the cheating.
[00:08:04]  They get past it, but you still look at that hoe like, nah.
[00:08:06]  You can't.
[00:08:07]  You can't.
[00:08:08]  You don't look at this cheating ass hoe.
[00:08:09]  Like, how good is she?
[00:08:10]  Cheating-ass hoe.
[00:08:11]  Yeah, but eventually you got to erase it.
[00:08:13]  You got to erase the hoe.
[00:08:14]  Eventually, the hoe goes.
[00:08:15]  Yo, can I tell y'all something that's mad vulnerable and I should not share at all?
[00:08:19]  Yo, you ever like fuck a girl so good her legs shake after sex?
[00:08:23]  Yeah, every time.
[00:08:23]  Yes.
[00:08:25]  No.
[00:08:28]  But you know what I'm talking about?
[00:08:29]  Like, you find the orgasm so many times that legs shake?
[00:08:32]  Bro, I fucked my girl the other day, bro.
[00:08:35]  My legs start shaking after sex.
[00:08:38]  So that shit felt mad pathetic.
[00:08:41]  Yo, I'm literally laying there covered in my own cum because I just came on my belly and my legs are wobbling a little bit.
[00:08:50]  Did you try to get up?
[00:08:52]  I didn't know what to do.
[00:08:53]  I don't know what was happening.
[00:08:53]  I think it was the altitude.
[00:08:56]  So I was, weird shit happened when I was having sex up in Aspen, bro.
[00:08:59]  I started tearing because I was so tired after this fucking this, bro.
[00:09:03]  Not even after sex.
[00:09:04]  It was during the sex.
[00:09:04]  You know, when you're so exhausted, you cry a little?
[00:09:07]  No.
[00:09:07]  No.
[00:09:07]  Well, I do.
[00:09:08]  And she was riding the end of the day.
[00:09:10]  What is happening right now?
[00:09:12]  It's the altitude.
[00:09:14]  It's 11,000 square feet or something.
[00:09:18]  But I literally started tearing and I had to go like this.
[00:09:22]  You need to go back over to get your dick back.
[00:09:24]  Say what?
[00:09:24]  You need to go back over there.
[00:09:25]  I left it over there, huh?
[00:09:26]  This is wild.
[00:09:27]  Did your girl say some shit to you while your legs were shaking?
[00:09:29]  Like, yeah, I did that.
[00:09:33]  These are separate.
[00:09:34]  These are separate.
[00:09:35]  You can't let her see that.
[00:09:36]  You can't let her see that.
[00:09:37]  You know what's so funny?
[00:09:39]  Y'all know how little I have sex that y'all assumed it was the same time having sex at both of those things.
[00:09:44]  Yeah.
[00:09:45]  That's a traumatic moment, bro.
[00:09:47]  Nah, no, it was traumatic.
[00:09:48]  But it could be out too, because when you bake at a higher altitude, you have to change the baking recipe.
[00:09:52]  Exactly.
[00:09:53]  What the fuck does that happen?
[00:09:54]  I don't even see how that's going to be.
[00:09:57]  I just wanted to throw out a little fact he knows about altitude.
[00:10:01]  I'm bailing him out.
[00:10:02]  We get it.
[00:10:02]  You saw a YouTube video about bacon, bro.
[00:10:06]  Mr. Share information over here.
[00:10:07]  I was just turning around me being gay.
[00:10:09]  What's wrong with you?
[00:10:10]  You're gay, bro.
[00:10:10]  You gotta take it.
[00:10:11]  You're lecturing.
[00:10:12]  You should accept it.
[00:10:13]  Man, gay.
[00:10:14]  You fucking gay ass hoe.
[00:10:18]  Yo, real talk.
[00:10:20]  All right, back to this.
[00:10:23]  Back to this hoe.
[00:10:24]  Whoa, whoa.
[00:10:26]  This whole discussion, y'all didn't let me finish.
[00:10:28]  Oh, discussion of the word hoe.
[00:10:31]  I just don't think it's the craziest thing to say because I think there's so many women out here that are defending Kamala and saying that this guy's an asshole for calling her a hoe when they have called far lesser women hoes, right?
[00:10:43]  You call the Kardashians hoes.
[00:10:45]  They fuck four people that they're all in relationships with.
[00:10:48]  How are they all hoes?
[00:10:49]  Every Kardashian's a hoe.
[00:10:50]  They just fucking the people they're in relationships with.
[00:10:52]  But Kamala fucks a married man.
[00:10:55]  And all of a sudden, oh my God, how could you dare speak about a woman of color like this?
[00:10:59]  Kardashians are women of color.
[00:11:01]  They are, bro.
[00:11:03]  That's my brown-eyed girl.
[00:11:04]  What do they call brown-skinned girls, bro?
[00:11:07]  That's my brown skins.
[00:11:09]  Yo.
[00:11:09]  What?
[00:11:10]  Brown sugar?
[00:11:10]  You're talking about the Kardashians.
[00:11:11]  That's not brown sugar, bro.
[00:11:15]  No, but real talk.
[00:11:16]  And all these dudes out here calling every girl a hoe that walks past them when they holler and the girl doesn't listen.
[00:11:21]  Yeah.
[00:11:22]  Every girl's a hoe.
[00:11:23]  But now, Rush Limbaugh says that about Kamala, and all of a sudden they're like, oh my God, how could you ever speak about a woman like that?
[00:11:29]  All I'm trying to say is y'all a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
[00:11:32]  I'm not calling Kamala a hoe, but she fucked my man.
[00:11:37]  Yo.
[00:11:37]  What?
[00:11:39]  But if she fucked my man while we was married.
[00:11:42]  Yo.
[00:11:42]  Yeah.
[00:11:43]  Anybody breaks up my marriage?
[00:11:45]  That's a fucking, I hate that motherfucker for life.
[00:11:47]  I'm calling him every name in the book.
[00:11:48]  Yo, that's true.
[00:11:49]  What if they had the Jada Will situation?
[00:11:52]  Oh, open?
[00:11:52]  Yeah.
[00:11:53]  I don't think they're married to that.
[00:11:54]  The mayor is going to have an open relationship in San Francisco.
[00:11:57]  Age-riddled San Francisco is going to have an open relationship, bro.
[00:12:02]  That's a good ass.
[00:12:03]  Come on.
[00:12:04]  That shit was riddled, bro.
[00:12:06]  Yeah, but back then, didn't they think that was just a gay drug?
[00:12:08]  Say what?
[00:12:09]  A gay disease.
[00:12:10]  Gay virus.
[00:12:10]  Yeah, it used to be called Grid, which is like gay something, immunodise or some shit like that.
[00:12:15]  It was like gay in it.
[00:12:16]  HIV used to be called Grid.
[00:12:17]  I don't know what it is.
[00:12:18]  Really?
[00:12:19]  Is everybody just trying to top each other's gayness right now, son?
[00:12:22]  How you gonna know about gay facts?
[00:12:24]  He knows about bacon.
[00:12:25]  You crying there and stuff.
[00:12:26]  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:12:29]  I've been gay.
[00:12:29]  So get that shit twisted.
[00:12:31]  Well, he outgayed you just now.
[00:12:32]  So y'all need to get more in touch with your emotions.
[00:12:35]  Y'all never came out your eyes.
[00:12:38]  That's all that is.
[00:12:39]  You tear.
[00:12:40]  I was coming out my eyes, bro.
[00:12:41]  That's it, dog.
[00:12:43]  It's salty.
[00:12:44]  It's the same shit.
[00:12:44]  Get your fucking relationships right.
[00:12:46]  Real talk.
[00:12:47]  Start making more love, yo.
[00:12:49]  Y'all making lust.
[00:12:50]  Start making more love.
[00:12:51]  That's a good point.
[00:12:52]  Crying doing the stinky leg in bed.
[00:12:58]  So that's what I started doing to make it look like my legs were shaking.
[00:13:03]  Candy sweet.
[00:13:04]  Goodness, man.
[00:13:07]  Wow, boys.
[00:13:08]  Y'all are wild boys, man.
[00:13:09]  Nah, y'all wild boys.
[00:13:11]  Y'all a bunch of hoes.
[00:13:13]  Y'all a bunch of hoes, too.
[00:13:14]  Nah, man.
[00:13:15]  I gotta fact check.
[00:13:16]  You're not a hoe.
[00:13:17]  I gotta fact check on some of the Kamala shit.
[00:13:19]  Okay, go.
[00:13:19]  So she dated San Francisco mayor and state assembly speaker Willie Brown for a period of time in 94 and 95.
[00:13:26]  But technically, he was estranged from his wife for over a decade.
[00:13:30]  Oh, come on, son.
[00:13:31]  They broke up.
[00:13:32]  This is according to this.
[00:13:33]  And apparently.
[00:13:35]  That sounds like some hoe shit to me.
[00:13:39]  That sounds like some hoe shit.
[00:13:41]  I'm so tired of you fact-checking.
[00:13:44]  You put out some fire-ass content.
[00:13:48]  Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[00:13:50]  Why are you called handsome?
[00:13:53]  Fucking glizzy goblin over here.
[00:13:56]  Making ass video.
[00:13:58]  You can't just throw me compliments while we're on like a roll.
[00:14:02]  We're all making fun of each other.
[00:14:03]  Yeah, your jacket looks stupid.
[00:14:04]  Yeah, your dick looks stupid.
[00:14:05]  What?
[00:14:06]  This is too tight.
[00:14:09]  No, but you know, it's fire.
[00:14:11]  We did this shit last.
[00:14:12]  That's what we got to do.
[00:14:13]  We got to start every episode with no facts in the beginning, right?
[00:14:16]  Remember the last episode?
[00:14:18]  What was it we were talking about?
[00:14:19]  Kamala again, I think.
[00:14:21]  Was it Kamala?
[00:14:22]  There was something specific.
[00:14:23]  Save voting roots.
[00:14:23]  Yeah, yeah, Kamala.
[00:14:24]  Yeah, yeah, it was Kamala.
[00:14:25]  Yo, we call her fucking, what was it?
[00:14:29]  Her Jamaican great granddad or some shit?
[00:14:32]  John Brown or some shit like that.
[00:14:33]  I don't know, but then we found out he was actually white.
[00:14:35]  Anyway, point is, we got to start the show with no facts, all feelings.
[00:14:39]  We go, no facts, all feelings.
[00:14:40]  And then Mark does a fact check and ruins all the fun, but actually makes it more fun.
[00:14:44]  Okay, that's a segment.
[00:14:45]  It's called No Facts, No Facts, All Feelings.
[00:14:47]  No Facts, All Feelings.
[00:14:48]  It's the anti-Ben Shapiro segment.
[00:14:50]  Well, facts don't care about your feelings.
[00:14:52]  Shut up.
[00:14:54]  I hate that little facts don't care about your feelings.
[00:14:57]  That is some smug shit to say.
[00:14:59]  Yeah, facts don't care about anything.
[00:15:00]  They're not a sentient being.
[00:15:03]  Like, what are you talking about?
[00:15:04]  Like, facts don't have any feelings, but we as human beings do if we're not autistic.
[00:15:11]  So, yes.
[00:15:12]  Kamala's not a hoe.
[00:15:14]  Turns out, Kamala's not a hoe.
[00:15:15]  This is alleged.

=== No Facts All Feelings Segment (14:27) ===

[00:15:16]  I don't know if necessarily.
[00:15:18]  There's dubiousness about it.
[00:15:19]  All facts.
[00:15:19]  Yo, Slick Willie was getting it in.
[00:15:21]  Shout out to Slick Willie.
[00:15:24]  I'm going to be honest, though, I do feel like a lot of guys will try to fuck other girls that are married and be like, nah, we are separated.
[00:15:29]  It's just not official.
[00:15:32]  So I believe it, I think, because 10 years is a long time, but they're definitely dudes who try to fuck girls while they're married and be like, nah, we're not divorced yet, but like my wife and I don't talk.
[00:15:40]  We don't live together, blah, blah, blah.
[00:15:42]  She also was 29 dating a 60-year-old.
[00:15:44]  That's crazy, dog.
[00:15:45]  Nothing wrong with that.
[00:15:46]  That's ghost.
[00:15:46]  No, there's nothing wrong with that.
[00:15:48]  Nothing wrong with that.
[00:15:49]  Yeah.
[00:15:49]  30 years.
[00:15:50]  Bro, that's an old ass bitch at that point.
[00:15:53]  29 years old, hard-boiled egg having ass lady.
[00:15:57]  You really think you really think she can't date a guy 60?
[00:16:01]  Oh, wow.
[00:16:02]  There are a bunch of 30-year-old bitches crying right now.
[00:16:05]  Listen to this.
[00:16:06]  No, you didn't have to call them bitches.
[00:16:07]  That was a little extra.
[00:16:08]  You know what I mean?
[00:16:09]  Oh, that was actually a little extra.
[00:16:11]  You just called all these.
[00:16:12]  He said, I didn't call all women bitches.
[00:16:16]  I didn't even call Kamala a bitch.
[00:16:17]  You just did that, you fucking piece of shit.
[00:16:19]  Come on.
[00:16:20]  Yo, you know what?
[00:16:21]  You're right.
[00:16:21]  I'm sorry.
[00:16:22]  That's foul, dog.
[00:16:23]  Sorry, guys.
[00:16:24]  Protect women.
[00:16:24]  I'm sorry.
[00:16:25]  You're right about it.
[00:16:28]  Yo, but for real, man.
[00:16:29]  Honestly, I'm glad we got to the bottom of that.
[00:16:32]  What was the bottom of it?
[00:16:36]  So, is she a hoe or is she not a hoe?
[00:16:38]  So he was still married at the time, but apparently they were estranged, but we don't really know that for sure.
[00:16:43]  Yo, sometimes divorce is tricky, man.
[00:16:45]  I'll give Slick Willie that.
[00:16:46]  Divorce is a very tricky thing, and it's easier just to stay separated.
[00:16:50]  And you're obviously going to go hand out the pipe.
[00:16:52]  Divorce people.
[00:16:52]  Slick Willie, bro.
[00:16:53]  That's why it's Slick Willie.
[00:16:54]  So I understand that.
[00:16:55]  And also, if Kamala is fucking people she works with and that makes her a hoe, a lot of y'all listening right now are hoes.
[00:17:04]  A lot of y'all are fucking a lot of y'all.
[00:17:08]  Apparently, he like placed her in a couple different committees and positively.
[00:17:11]  We got to stop judging women who do that shit.
[00:17:13]  That's ambitious.
[00:17:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:15]  Like an ambitious girl.
[00:17:16]  Yo, that's a good point.
[00:17:17]  Like, what about all these dudes that aren't fucking other dudes to get shit, but they're like just being nice to me.
[00:17:22]  They're all fucking hang out.
[00:17:24]  Like, you just emotionally connecting with somebody.
[00:17:27]  I'm emotionally blowing this guy all the time.
[00:17:29]  Dick loser.
[00:17:30]  What?
[00:17:31]  What?
[00:17:32]  You're doing all this like buddy-buddy shit.
[00:17:34]  Yeah.
[00:17:34]  Tapping him on the back.
[00:17:35]  Hey.
[00:17:36]  You watched the game last night?
[00:17:37]  Real talk.
[00:17:38]  That's an emotional blowjob.
[00:17:39]  You hoe.
[00:17:40]  Yeah.
[00:17:40]  A bunch of hoe-ass dudes out there.
[00:17:42]  Just because y'all are not sucking dicks that y'all out there just being charming and sweet to motherfuckers.
[00:17:47]  How else are you supposed to get a promotion?
[00:17:49]  You stay after work.
[00:17:50]  She's staying after work.
[00:17:51]  She probably working harder than you are, motherfucker.
[00:17:53]  She probably working less.
[00:17:55]  Making more.
[00:17:55]  You got the same shit.
[00:17:56]  Think about it.
[00:17:57]  She's optimizing her time.
[00:17:58]  This is what you need a president to do.
[00:18:00]  Oh, factual.
[00:18:01]  Yo.
[00:18:02]  Now you're talking.
[00:18:03]  Let's do this.
[00:18:04]  That's the type of diplomacy I want.
[00:18:06]  Yo.
[00:18:06]  Put the D in diplomacy.
[00:18:08]  All right, Kamala.
[00:18:09]  Let's solve this nuclear war.
[00:18:11]  Israel, Palestine, get over here.
[00:18:15]  You got some missiles to deactivate.
[00:18:20]  I'm just saying, why are you judging women, bro?
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[00:19:38]  This Al out here judging women.
[00:19:41]  Don't throw it at me.
[00:19:42]  No, don't.
[00:19:44]  Judging women.
[00:19:45]  Al goes on one boat ride.
[00:19:46]  He gets one little yacht ride.
[00:19:48]  Cooks together one little video and all of a sudden he called all women hoes.
[00:19:51]  You're not in the hypnotized video, Al.
[00:19:54]  It's not Biggie, Biggie, Biggie.
[00:19:56]  Can't you see?
[00:19:57]  Yeah, man.
[00:19:58]  I erased that hoeism.
[00:20:00]  You know, it's impressive, though.
[00:20:01]  You could erase.
[00:20:02]  You could MIB a hoe.
[00:20:04]  Yeah.
[00:20:06]  Oh, shit.
[00:20:07]  That is.
[00:20:08]  How do you do that?
[00:20:09]  Yeah, how do you do that?
[00:20:09]  The moment they take the dick out, boom, they're not hoes no more.
[00:20:12]  The moment they take the dick out.
[00:20:17]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:20:18]  Come on, girls are just taking their dick out of you.
[00:20:21]  Take it out.
[00:20:22]  Right, right.
[00:20:22]  Oh, take your dick out.
[00:20:24]  A dick.
[00:20:25]  Any dick.
[00:20:25]  Yeah.
[00:20:26]  General dick.
[00:20:27]  I thought you had a specific ability to make a girl not a hoe.
[00:20:30]  I thought there was some like christening thing that you had to do.
[00:20:32]  They got to do it.
[00:20:33]  They have to do it themselves.
[00:20:34]  I got you.
[00:20:35]  You know, I didn't calculate with this hat is the back of it hitting the chair.
[00:20:39]  Okay.
[00:20:39]  So glad I shared that with you.
[00:20:41]  That's for that information.
[00:20:42]  Anyway, you know what?
[00:20:43]  I thought that was going to slap.
[00:20:44]  I was like, yo, once I give them this information, we taking the podcast to another fucking level, bro.
[00:20:49]  With this, the fucking hat, the back of the chair shit.
[00:20:52]  That's what everybody was thinking at home.
[00:20:54]  That's what everybody thinking at home, dog.
[00:20:57]  Real talk.
[00:20:58]  Okay, so we offer this.
[00:20:59]  I think that we've come to some conclusion.
[00:21:00]  Yeah.
[00:21:01]  Yeah, this is a pro-women podcast.
[00:21:02]  Absolutely.
[00:21:03]  Son, are we not feminists?
[00:21:05]  Honestly, I realize I am a feminist.
[00:21:07]  Yo, we are such feminists.
[00:21:09]  We might be feminazis.
[00:21:11]  Yo, honestly, we might be.
[00:21:13]  We might be.
[00:21:14]  Explain it to me so I can agree.
[00:21:16]  I don't know.
[00:21:19]  I don't know what that is.
[00:21:20]  But isn't that something that people always say about it?
[00:21:22]  You aren't slutchamen, that's for sure.
[00:21:24]  We're trying to call out the people that are calling out Kamala.
[00:21:27]  Yeah.
[00:21:27]  If you call all these other girls hoes, but you're not going to call out Kamala, keep the same energy.
[00:21:33]  You know what I mean?
[00:21:34]  Yeah.
[00:21:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:21:35]  I do.
[00:21:36]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:21:37]  Every time a girl fucks a dude that's successful or famous, she a hoe.
[00:21:40]  And if she gets a job out of it, I support sex work.
[00:21:42]  Also, if there were more successful and famous women, we would fuck them.
[00:21:48]  That's the only reason why we're not fucking them.
[00:21:51]  You don't think somebody would slide some dick up Barbara Corcoran?
[00:21:55]  Yo, let me tell you something.
[00:21:58]  Yo, if Barbara Corcoran got a three-bedroom for your boy and Dumbo, she could get some damn lay.
[00:22:05]  Yo, my girl going to be about that shit.
[00:22:07]  You better move on to the condom and get us this condo.
[00:22:08]  Look at my hoe.
[00:22:11]  I hate 2,300 square feet, Barbara Corcoran.
[00:22:15]  And I can fill up any square footage you need, if you know what I'm saying.
[00:22:18]  Wink, wink.
[00:22:23]  Yo, you got a garage?
[00:22:24]  Because I'll park my shit in your garage.
[00:22:26]  Easy money.
[00:22:26]  Yo.
[00:22:27]  Easy money.
[00:22:28]  That's all I'm saying, ladies.
[00:22:30]  If you listen, I know a lot of women out here.
[00:22:32]  Now, this is important.
[00:22:32]  A lot of women out here feeling judged because men aren't fucking them to get ahead in life.
[00:22:40]  The problem is y'all not ahead.
[00:22:42]  Y'all busy giving ahead.
[00:22:43]  Y'all not ahead.
[00:22:44]  We need y'all to get ahead.
[00:22:46]  Yeah.
[00:22:46]  Okay?
[00:22:47]  There's three Opras.
[00:22:49]  Oprah.
[00:22:50]  Who the other two Oprah?
[00:22:51]  Judge Judy.
[00:22:52]  Oh, Judge Judy an Oprah.
[00:22:54]  Judge Judy an Oprah, bro.
[00:22:55]  Oprah has.
[00:22:56]  That's an authentic Oprah.
[00:22:57]  That's all that.
[00:22:57]  That's Judge Judy.
[00:22:58]  Oprah?
[00:22:59]  Judge Judy?
[00:23:02]  You said that.
[00:23:03]  There's probably another bitch out there.
[00:23:08]  How fucked up is that?
[00:23:09]  The bitch is on Zara.
[00:23:12]  That's a bitch.
[00:23:13]  Well, it was a guy, but she divorced him.
[00:23:14]  I think she gets half a Zara.
[00:23:16]  You know, that's how these women make billions.
[00:23:17]  Yeah.
[00:23:18]  Amazon's wife.
[00:23:20]  What's Jeff Bezos?
[00:23:21]  What's ex-Bezos?
[00:23:22]  We're going to call her Ex-Bezos.
[00:23:25]  Jeff Bezos and Ex-Bezos.
[00:23:26]  Nah, I fucked with Mackenzie Bezos.
[00:23:28]  Why?
[00:23:28]  What's she doing?
[00:23:28]  Because she giving Moser her money.
[00:23:29]  We don't care.
[00:23:30]  She gets it.
[00:23:31]  Wait, wait.
[00:23:31]  She does?
[00:23:32]  Yeah, because she's giving Moser her money to charity.
[00:23:34]  She knows she charities.
[00:23:35]  Yeah, she charities.
[00:23:36]  She gets it.
[00:23:37]  You know what I mean?
[00:23:37]  Like, that's how I got my money.
[00:23:39]  Jeff ain't giving shit to nobody ever.
[00:23:42]  Yo, that's a funny, you know, people say the buck stops with me.
[00:23:45]  Not in her case.
[00:23:47]  The buck keeps bucking.
[00:23:48]  Yeah, she managed it forward.
[00:23:49]  Okay, so but that is a real thing.
[00:23:51]  If ladies you get into these power positions, which is what we want, you get into these power positions, we would love to fuck you and take advantage of that power you already have.
[00:24:01]  We would love that opportunity.
[00:24:03]  It just so happens that we can't think of any of y'all.
[00:24:10]  The other thing is that girls aren't going to fuck down.
[00:24:13]  Say what?
[00:24:14]  I don't think girls like so much.
[00:24:15]  Well, well, we had a discussion about that.
[00:24:17]  What?
[00:24:18]  Girl, the assumption was all the way back in the day, the assumption was always girls don't fuck down.
[00:24:24]  So the more successful women get, the harder it is for them to evolutionary.
[00:24:28]  Evolutionary, yes.
[00:24:29]  But here's the thing.
[00:24:32]  Women are fucking up because fucking up provides security.
[00:24:36]  Yes.
[00:24:37]  At the end of the day, like let's make like the most biological argument, right?
[00:24:40]  Fucking up, this guy is going to have enough money to take care of you while you're incapacitated for nine months while you're being pregnant and raise the kids and raise kids.
[00:24:48]  It is the smart decision.
[00:24:49]  Calling a girl hoe for that is fucked up.
[00:24:51]  In my opinion, it's fucked up.
[00:24:52]  It's a biological decision.
[00:24:53]  It isn't smart.
[00:24:54]  It's what we're programmed to do.
[00:24:55]  And you know what's interesting is like you always hear these dudes go like, well, men cheat because it's our biology.
[00:24:59]  And then when women fuck successful people, they're like, whores.
[00:25:02]  Yeah.
[00:25:02]  It's the same biology, bro.
[00:25:04]  Same biology.
[00:25:04]  Yeah.
[00:25:06]  So here's the thing.
[00:25:08]  We've noticed that once girls get security, they got the same sexual appetite as us.
[00:25:17]  Oh, once girls, like guaranteed Megan ex Bezos, guaranteed ex-bezos, the side dick she getting right now is the guy that works on the grounds of her property.
[00:25:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:25:27]  That fine-ass dude.
[00:25:28]  Fine-ass dude.
[00:25:29]  Yeah, man.
[00:25:30]  Package is still getting delivered, Jeff.
[00:25:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:25:35]  Oh, and this one's in his prime.
[00:25:38]  So the point is when these women end up getting that security, life security that they don't have to worry about.
[00:25:44]  Now their sexual appetite reflects us.
[00:25:46]  They fucking the closest thing around.
[00:25:48]  They fucking the easiest thing to fuck.
[00:25:50]  Guys, we don't have standards a lot of times because it's like, yo, what is the easiest thing to take down?
[00:25:54]  What's the Monica Lewinsky?
[00:25:55]  You're there?
[00:25:56]  I fuck.
[00:25:57]  Yeah.
[00:25:57]  He could have whatever girl, but there's a cost if Bill Clinton wants to go and find some Victoria Secret model and fuck her.
[00:26:03]  Oh, she's going to talk.
[00:26:04]  Yada, yada.
[00:26:05]  It ended up happening anyway, but still.
[00:26:07]  And you see this happen.
[00:26:09]  So now we can look at our sexual appetites as a function of security.
[00:26:14]  Men, we have security.
[00:26:15]  Sometimes men don't have security and they will fuck for it.
[00:26:19]  Madonna's 62 got 25-year-old boyfriend.
[00:26:22]  Does she not?
[00:26:22]  Yeah.
[00:26:23]  Guaranteed that dude was not secure.
[00:26:24]  Guarantee that dude's not come for money.
[00:26:26]  Guaranteed dude did not have a great job.
[00:26:28]  Guaranteed dude is living off of her in some way, shape, or form.
[00:26:31]  I'm much more embarrassed by that dude than I am for the 25-year-old girl, 62-year-old man.
[00:26:35]  Ooh, going that.
[00:26:36]  Going.
[00:26:37]  Nah, because that, again, I'm looking at it from a biological standpoint of like, dog, your whole goal as a man is to become a provider so you can be more attractive to other women.
[00:26:47]  If you're fucking for the security, that's like, I'm gonna be honest, I find it like biologically not masculine.
[00:26:51]  That's some pussy shit?
[00:26:52]  Yeah, it's evolutionarily not masculine.
[00:26:54]  You're tapping out.
[00:26:54]  You're tapping out the game.
[00:26:55]  Like, you're supposed to provide for yourself.
[00:26:57]  You're the provider.
[00:26:58]  That's what you were born to do is provide.
[00:27:00]  In an evolutionary sense, that's what men do.
[00:27:03]  You provide so you can get, you know, the best woman or whatever and pass on the strongest genes.
[00:27:07]  And you're just tapping out of that.
[00:27:08]  He might be playing a long game.
[00:27:10]  Get with an old bitch.
[00:27:11]  She dies.
[00:27:11]  You inherit her.
[00:27:12]  I think that's pussy.
[00:27:13]  Now he's.
[00:27:15]  I think that's, I judge that much more than I judge the girl, Anna Nicole Smith.
[00:27:19]  I feel you.
[00:27:20]  But I think dudes are playing for a while.
[00:27:22]  But girls, again, it's the same thing.
[00:27:23]  Keep that same energy.
[00:27:24]  That's biological.
[00:27:25]  I get why woman does that.
[00:27:26]  That's every species is get the most attractive mate and not just attractive physically.
[00:27:30]  Like who can provide the best life for me?
[00:27:32]  And my office, security.
[00:27:33]  Yes.
[00:27:34]  It's security, bro.
[00:27:35]  So I get biologically Anna Nicole Smith.
[00:27:38]  If they didn't have kids, maybe not as much.
[00:27:40]  But if they had kids, I get it on an evolutionary level.
[00:27:42]  I understand that.
[00:27:43]  That's what we're driven to do.
[00:27:44]  A guy's not driven to do that in most any species.
[00:27:47]  Yo, you know what?
[00:27:50]  Maybe rich dudes find security in gold diggers because they know that the girl is attracted to gold.
[00:27:59]  So all they have to do is to continue making gold.
[00:28:03]  Give them some shit to dig up.
[00:28:04]  Give them a shit to dig.
[00:28:05]  And as long as they can still dig, they will be there.
[00:28:08]  They will be loyal.
[00:28:09]  They will be secure, right?
[00:28:11]  Yeah.
[00:28:11]  Whereas a dude that is only good at making gold and not really good at like building emotional connections with people might be insecure about a relationship with a woman who actually wants an emotional connection with them because they might not feel like they're interesting enough to be loved for just themselves.
[00:28:27]  So it's easier to have that relationship.
[00:28:29]  Okay, I make the gold.
[00:28:30]  This bitch loves the gold.
[00:28:31]  She's not going to leave me.
[00:28:32]  She's going to take care of my kids.
[00:28:33]  I feel secure.
[00:28:33]  Also, evolutionarily, I get a guy getting a girl like that because that's what we covet.
[00:28:37]  We covet the girl, like attractiveness pretty much across every country from this is 20 years ago when I was in college and I read this study, but like it's who gives me the best kids?
[00:28:46]  What's like the most the wide hips, the hourglass figure?
[00:28:48]  The big breasts help nourish kids.
[00:28:51]  The wide hips make childbirth easier.
[00:28:53]  That's what we're attracted to.
[00:28:54]  Like she's the gold digging wife.
[00:28:56]  That's what I'm evolutionarily drawn to.
[00:28:57]  Yo, y'all suck titties?
[00:29:01]  Do y'all do that?
[00:29:02]  Yeah, what?
[00:29:03]  Yo, do y'all suck it?
[00:29:04]  Do y'all suck?
[00:29:05]  Do you suck it?
[00:29:06]  Not suck, but lick.
[00:29:07]  You don't suck titties?
[00:29:08]  I don't suck.
[00:29:09]  Do you suck it?
[00:29:10]  Sound like a pacifier.
[00:29:12]  What are you talking about?
[00:29:13]  Yo, sucking titties is this shit.
[00:29:16]  Yo, that's this shit.
[00:29:18]  Maybe he is hungry.
[00:29:19]  How this motherfucker.
[00:29:21]  Yo, for real, though, we got to talk about sucking titties, bro.
[00:29:25]  You're not out there sucking at.
[00:29:27]  Why do you not do that?
[00:29:28]  Son, y'all weird.
[00:29:30]  Oh, no, hold on.
[00:29:31]  Y'all never suck a titty and you get one of your girl's little titty hairs in your mouth and you be sucking extra hard anyway.
[00:29:41]  Y'all never do that and floss while you suck a titty?

=== Sucking Titties Debate (17:42) ===

[00:29:44]  That's too descriptive.
[00:29:47]  Y'all never floss on your girl titty hair.
[00:29:49]  You know, every once in a while, if you grow in a little titty hair, just smile.
[00:29:59]  Do we ever figure out why Al's dick only goes straight like that?
[00:30:02]  Yeah, because I got a normal dick.
[00:30:03]  Nah, you got that.
[00:30:04]  I started ass.
[00:30:07]  You heard from many women that I have a normal dick.
[00:30:09]  Yeah, can we assess that?
[00:30:10]  Because some people will hit Al, apparently.
[00:30:11]  Yeah.
[00:30:12]  Al, you don't have a normal dick.
[00:30:13]  Your dick.
[00:30:14]  They said I got a heavy.
[00:30:14]  No, you don't.
[00:30:15]  They said I got a heavy.
[00:30:16]  That's what I said.
[00:30:17]  You got a heavy?
[00:30:17]  So you're saying the blood weighs so much that it hangs down.
[00:30:20]  It can't go up points.
[00:30:21]  It can't go all the way up.
[00:30:22]  That's what they would say.
[00:30:23]  That's what they would say.
[00:30:24]  Yeah.
[00:30:24]  Yeah, no.
[00:30:26]  No, you working.
[00:30:27]  I know.
[00:30:29]  I think your dick is weak.
[00:30:31]  Yeah.
[00:30:31]  Because it can't hold itself up.
[00:30:33]  You have such a small dick.
[00:30:34]  When I'm on my back, I'm straight up.
[00:30:36]  Y'all just like on some weak laying on your belly button shit.
[00:30:40]  Like that's good.
[00:30:40]  That's weird.
[00:30:41]  It's not straight up.
[00:30:42]  Maybe his sperm is weighing it down because that's why he's getting all these girls pregnant.
[00:30:45]  Yo, that's true.
[00:30:46]  It could be sperm density.
[00:30:47]  But I will say this specifically about your dick.
[00:30:50]  I will say this about your dick specifically.
[00:30:53]  Okay.
[00:30:54]  Your dick, if it doesn't go up, could mean it's so thin that it doesn't, it's such a thin dick.
[00:31:02]  I uncooked pasta?
[00:31:03]  Yes, that any amount of blood in the tiny little thin dick that you had, a little baby dick, is going to pull.
[00:31:11]  It's going to pull your little baby dick down, right?
[00:31:13]  That signs up.
[00:31:14]  So for real, that is something that you should be concerned about in your dick size.
[00:31:18]  Noodle dick.
[00:31:19]  That's the new thing.
[00:31:19]  I do stay away from boiling water.
[00:31:21]  You do.
[00:31:25]  He's not just afraid of swimming, guys.
[00:31:30]  Yo, what if that's why black people didn't swim?
[00:31:32]  They're like, no, my dick's not getting hard anymore.
[00:31:34]  I've seen what it does to pasta.
[00:31:35]  I'm not fucking around with that water, bro.
[00:31:40]  Bro, I want to put Al's dick on your face, see if it sticks.
[00:31:42]  You know what I mean?
[00:31:44]  Damn, Aka, bro.
[00:31:46]  He put on his Indian outfit.
[00:31:47]  He turned right into the rapey.
[00:31:53]  What's your currency again?
[00:31:55]  Rupee.
[00:31:55]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:56]  Is that how they say it?
[00:31:57]  Yeah.
[00:31:58]  How do you guys say rape in India?
[00:32:00]  Consented.
[00:32:04]  I was going to say yes.
[00:32:09]  Oh, shit.
[00:32:11]  All right, ready?
[00:32:11]  It's a fun time.
[00:32:13]  Fun time.
[00:32:14]  Yo, this motherfucker's crazy.
[00:32:16]  Yo, you crazy.
[00:32:17]  You fucking crazy out here, bro.
[00:32:19]  Oh, boy.
[00:32:20]  Yo, you crazy out here, bro.
[00:32:22]  Yo, did Trump say that Kamala's not from America?
[00:32:26]  He didn't say that, but he agreed.
[00:32:29]  He didn't say it was wrong.
[00:32:31]  What did he say?
[00:32:32]  He floated a Kamala Bertha thing.
[00:32:34]  Really?
[00:32:35]  Does he just not think any black people are from America?
[00:32:39]  Son, that is the funniest shit to say about anybody.
[00:32:42]  Like, you're not even from here, bro.
[00:32:44]  Like, because they are, but there's really after that, you can't really say that.
[00:32:47]  They're kind of not.
[00:32:47]  They're America's greatest import.
[00:32:49]  All right, guys, we're going to take a break real quick.
[00:32:51]  Stand-up comedy is back.
[00:32:52]  Your boy is going to be at Good Nights Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina.
[00:32:56]  We got shows Thursday through Saturday, Thursday at 8 p.m., I believe.
[00:32:59]  Friday and Saturday at 7.15 and 9.30.
[00:33:02]  You can get tickets on my website, akashing.com, or just look up Good Nights Comedy on Google, and you can buy the tickets there.
[00:33:09]  And I believe Andrew got a show, too.
[00:33:11]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:33:11]  We're going to be at the Stress Factory in Jersey this weekend, and the shows are sold out.
[00:33:16]  We're not adding any more shows.
[00:33:18]  Thank you guys so much.
[00:33:19]  That being said, if you had gotten tickets before Corona and you do not plan on coming for whatever reason, let the club know because then that can create an opportunity for someone else who's trying to get the tickets again because we're not adding any more shows.
[00:33:35]  Thank y'all so much, man.
[00:33:36]  And you know what?
[00:33:37]  Let's pay some bills.
[00:33:39]  Listen, guys, stop getting hangovers.
[00:33:41]  I'm tired of people complaining about hangovers.
[00:33:43]  You see it.
[00:33:43]  It's a trope in every single movie, television show.
[00:33:46]  You don't need to be hungover anymore.
[00:33:47]  Okay.
[00:33:48]  You do not need to.
[00:33:49]  What you can do is you can do that DHM detox.
[00:33:52]  Now, what is DHM detox?
[00:33:53]  First of all, it's risk-free, meaning if you don't like it, they'll just give you your money back.
[00:33:58]  I know that's insane.
[00:33:59]  But basically what it is, it's vitamin that breaks down the toxins in your body that cause you to get hungover.
[00:34:04]  Everybody's like, oh, it's just water.
[00:34:05]  You got to drink water and then you're not going to be hungover.
[00:34:07]  No, wrong.
[00:34:08]  Okay.
[00:34:08]  There are also toxins built up because of that alcohol.
[00:34:11]  And what DHM does is attacks those toxins, breaks them down so you are not hungover.
[00:34:16]  You take them out, little package, pop a couple after your first drink.
[00:34:19]  You can take a few more throughout the night.
[00:34:21]  I'm telling you, you wake up in the morning, beautiful, peaceful, lovely, absolutely amazing.
[00:34:25]  This is what you're going to do.
[00:34:26]  You're going to try it risk-free.
[00:34:27]  Okay.
[00:34:28]  If you don't like them, they're going to give you your money back, but you will, so you won't.
[00:34:31]  And you're just going to go to no dayswasted.co slash flagrant, and you're going to get 20% off if you use the promo code flagrant.
[00:34:38]  That's right, 20% off.
[00:34:39]  And if you don't like it, you get your money back.
[00:34:41]  Man, stop getting hungover.
[00:34:42]  Let's get back to the show.
[00:34:44]  They're America's greatest import.
[00:34:45]  What is?
[00:34:46]  Black people.
[00:34:47]  Wait a minute now.
[00:34:48]  Hold on one second.
[00:34:52]  No, no, no.
[00:34:52]  Let's make the argument.
[00:34:54]  Are black people America's greatest imports?
[00:34:58]  Is there a better import from anywhere?
[00:35:02]  Let's think about it.
[00:35:03]  In terms of cultural significance, is there any more potent and powerful culture than black American culture in terms of like it's spread around the world right now?
[00:35:16]  And who benefits from that?
[00:35:18]  I'm mad that you try to make this a positive.
[00:35:21]  It is.
[00:35:21]  Yo, but think about who benefits from that?
[00:35:23]  It's a positive, yo.
[00:35:24]  America benefits from that.
[00:35:25]  America benefits.
[00:35:26]  When you see little Japanese kids dressing like black kids from New York or LA, doing breakdance and doing all this shit, that's America that benefits from that.
[00:35:34]  That's colonialism in a weird way.
[00:35:36]  It's cultural colonialism.
[00:35:37]  Well, y'all doing the Acon thing and just saying like, oh, yeah, but just ignore the whole slavery part.
[00:35:42]  Nobody's trying to ignore that.
[00:35:42]  No, I'm saying America.
[00:35:45]  No, no, no.
[00:35:46]  Saying America was very lucky to get black people.
[00:35:49]  Listen, slavery horrible.
[00:35:51]  Slavery, horrible.
[00:35:52]  But you have to admit that it undeniably, I think this is the argument that so many black people make.
[00:35:59]  It's like, yo, we built this ship for free.
[00:36:02]  Right?
[00:36:02]  Like, so if we're talking about who benefited the most, America benefited way more from slave labor than any other import.
[00:36:10]  Think about the me, think about like the insane, the amazing amounts of money and wealth that was built off of free labor.
[00:36:17]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:36:18]  And like leveraged globally.
[00:36:20]  You took it negatively.
[00:36:20]  I know.
[00:36:21]  No, but it's still not something I'm happy about.
[00:36:23]  Like, I'm not going to brag like, oh, yeah, we're America's greatest import.
[00:36:27]  I was just making an observation.
[00:36:29]  I would never tell you how to feel about your life.
[00:36:31]  Honestly, I was just trying to defend something that sounded crazy.
[00:36:33]  I know.
[00:36:35]  I think I did a pretty good job of it, though.
[00:36:37]  I did.
[00:36:38]  That's how I meant.
[00:36:39]  I got to be throwing up Ali, and I'd be catching him like Zion.
[00:36:42]  I'd be like, that's how I meant it.
[00:36:48]  But for real, though, that is an interesting argument.
[00:36:50]  Can you think of one other import?
[00:36:52]  Wine.
[00:36:54]  Mark, get the fuck out of there.
[00:36:56]  Yo, this is crazier.
[00:36:57]  Hold on, sure.
[00:36:58]  Hold on now.
[00:37:00]  Hold on.
[00:37:01]  Mark might have something.
[00:37:02]  Oh, Mark, don't got you.
[00:37:03]  Wine is a better import than black people.
[00:37:06]  First of all, who wins more?
[00:37:13]  I ain't seen no Chardonnays like white lives matter.
[00:37:19]  White wines matter.
[00:37:20]  White wines matter.
[00:37:23]  Enough of us.
[00:37:25]  Not like you.
[00:37:25]  Wine has good legs.
[00:37:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:29]  Nah, but black people got great legs, bro.
[00:37:31]  Generally, but not.
[00:37:32]  Generally speaking, not Al.
[00:37:33]  Al got the Puerto Ricans.
[00:37:37]  Al's legs is built for merengue.
[00:37:41]  My hips don't lie.
[00:37:42]  Okay, but no, let's think about that.
[00:37:44]  No, wine.
[00:37:46]  I think it's interesting.
[00:37:48]  Nah, let's die.
[00:37:49]  Okay, America's greatest export.
[00:37:52]  Go.
[00:37:53]  I already know it.
[00:37:55]  I already know it.
[00:37:56]  Democracy.
[00:37:57]  Huh?
[00:37:57]  Democracy.
[00:37:58]  Some might say it was imported, but I'll let you rock on that.
[00:38:02]  You could argue that's a French import.
[00:38:04]  You could argue.
[00:38:06]  Ain't nothing a French import.
[00:38:07]  Even the fries is us.
[00:38:09]  Same with wine, bro.
[00:38:10]  Well, I think I would have to say America's greatest export sugar.
[00:38:19]  There is no dessert without America.
[00:38:22]  America changed the world.
[00:38:24]  Sugar.
[00:38:24]  Changed the world.
[00:38:26]  Didn't we just conquer Hawaii so we could have the sugar that they already had?
[00:38:29]  That was one thing that we did.
[00:38:31]  But that's part of America.
[00:38:32]  And I think sugar cane existed before and was used before.
[00:38:35]  Only in the Americas.
[00:38:36]  Did not exist in Europe or any of that kind of shit.
[00:38:38]  Sugar.
[00:38:39]  Mark, can you feel like it's a good thing?
[00:38:40]  I feel like India has sugarcane.
[00:38:42]  India ain't have no fucking sugar.
[00:38:44]  Look at any place.
[00:38:45]  We were doing this the other day.
[00:38:46]  Mark and I were sitting here.
[00:38:47]  We're out there and we were starting to go through desserts because we got, what was the dessert?
[00:38:51]  Mango sticky.
[00:38:53]  Mango sticky rice.
[00:38:54]  And we're like, oh, it's just mango and rice and then sugar all over it.
[00:38:57]  And we're like, oh, wait a minute.
[00:38:58]  Sugar is from where, Mark?
[00:39:01]  The sugar plantations.
[00:39:03]  The sugar plantations.
[00:39:04]  Okay?
[00:39:05]  I'm going to need a little bit more momentum.
[00:39:07]  Hey, feelings no facts for a second.
[00:39:09]  Feelings no facts.
[00:39:10]  Feelings no facts.
[00:39:11]  Many go fast.
[00:39:12]  You look at the facts.
[00:39:13]  In the meantime, Andrew, you got feelings.
[00:39:15]  So I'm trying to find out.
[00:39:16]  America has sugar cane.
[00:39:17]  All right.
[00:39:18]  Okay.
[00:39:18]  I think India did too.
[00:39:19]  No, India didn't have sugarcane.
[00:39:21]  I think you did.
[00:39:21]  No, you didn't.
[00:39:22]  You didn't have sugar cane.
[00:39:24]  Let me know when y'all want facts.
[00:39:26]  All right.
[00:39:26]  What?
[00:39:27]  When you're ready for facts, we can go over it.
[00:39:29]  We're not going to go to the black guy for facts.
[00:39:30]  Come on.
[00:39:31]  Whoa.
[00:39:32]  Come on.
[00:39:33]  Let's go.
[00:39:34]  Come on.
[00:39:34]  Whoa.
[00:39:36]  Come on.
[00:39:36]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:39:37]  That was racial.
[00:39:39]  I don't know if it was racist, but it was racial.
[00:39:43]  It was racial.
[00:39:44]  This guy comes in dressed like the mask, and all of a sudden he's a fucking racist.
[00:39:49]  It's a wild outfit.
[00:39:50]  That is wild.
[00:39:51]  Is it even Hindu?
[00:39:52]  It's Indian.
[00:39:53]  Huh?
[00:39:54]  It's Indian.
[00:39:54]  But that's just straight up Indian.
[00:39:57]  Maybe some fusion shit.
[00:39:58]  Well, I made the point that you've got to be grateful to the British a little bit for giving him buttons.
[00:40:03]  But we're assuming you guys did buttons.
[00:40:04]  This is again, feelings, no facts.
[00:40:06]  Absolutely.
[00:40:07]  We did buttons.
[00:40:08]  Y'all just be rapping yourself.
[00:40:09]  That's my point.
[00:40:10]  That's what I was saying.
[00:40:11]  Before British.
[00:40:13]  You guys were mummies, bro.
[00:40:14]  Have y'all never seen the way that they dressed, bro?
[00:40:16]  You guys were mummies before the British.
[00:40:18]  That's just rap, rap, rap.
[00:40:19]  And then you try to do some cute shit where you show off your midriff, even though y'all got the worst midriffs on the planet.
[00:40:25]  You're going to take that, son.
[00:40:27]  No, that's fat.
[00:40:29]  You're going to take that?
[00:40:30]  Yo, son.
[00:40:30]  Y'all got the worst midriffs.
[00:40:32]  Because y'all either too fat or you're so skinny that you got the extended bellies.
[00:40:35]  What about the top drifts?
[00:40:37]  We got good-ass top drifts, yo.
[00:40:39]  Y'all got heavy tits?
[00:40:41]  Yo, for real.
[00:40:42]  Y'all got heavy tits?
[00:40:44]  Indians got heavy tits.
[00:40:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:40:45]  Great top drifts.
[00:40:46]  I don't look at Indian girls like that out of respect for you.
[00:40:49]  Appreciate that.
[00:40:50]  But like, do Indians got heavy tits?
[00:40:52]  Great top drifts.
[00:40:53]  No, for real.
[00:40:55]  Is it true?
[00:40:56]  Indians got heavy tits?
[00:40:57]  Some of them have some heavies.
[00:40:58]  I bet you they got lots of hair on the nipples, bro.
[00:41:00]  Guaranteed.
[00:41:02]  If you want to talk about hair.
[00:41:04]  You think I have these great teeth?
[00:41:06]  I kind of never got nothing stuck in his teeth.
[00:41:09]  You don't even brush.
[00:41:10]  You just put some crest on your nipple hair.
[00:41:15]  This happened from breastfeeding.
[00:41:16]  I just got great teeth from the womb.
[00:41:20]  No, but for real.
[00:41:22]  Buttons, English invention.
[00:41:25]  You made up English.
[00:41:26]  You're guessing.
[00:41:27]  I know for a fact.
[00:41:28]  Sugar, Indian invention.
[00:41:32]  Can I tell you?
[00:41:33]  See?
[00:41:33]  See?
[00:41:35]  I was about to give that to you and then you just wanted to come with Goldfinger, the Bond movie with the character odd job in it that has the top hand.
[00:41:45]  Anybody watching this dumbass movie?
[00:41:47]  Well, I wanted to throw this hat at you so hard when you just said that Indian Indians invented sugar.
[00:41:54]  They did.
[00:41:55]  They did not invent sugar.
[00:41:57]  Bro, how do you think we got them sloppy ass midriffs?
[00:41:59]  Say again?
[00:42:00]  How do you think we got them sloppy ass midriffs?
[00:42:02]  No fucking hair on it.
[00:42:04]  You did not invent sugar.
[00:42:05]  The first chemically refined sugar appeared on the scene in India about 2,500 years ago.
[00:42:11]  That's what I said.
[00:42:12]  Trust the black guy.
[00:42:13]  Nope.
[00:42:13]  Nope.
[00:42:14]  Yeah, there we go.
[00:42:14]  There we go.
[00:42:15]  The first sugar.
[00:42:16]  Some brown and black kick.
[00:42:18]  Maybe how many years ago did you say?
[00:42:20]  Sorry for hurting your feelings.
[00:42:21]  How many years ago?
[00:42:22]  2,500.
[00:42:23]  You ain't touching anything.
[00:42:25]  Exactly.
[00:42:25]  That's before God exists.
[00:42:27]  You can't have no sugar before God.
[00:42:29]  Not our God.
[00:42:30]  Your God doesn't count because it's not God.
[00:42:32]  Nah, that's God, yo.
[00:42:34]  Come on, bro.
[00:42:35]  Mark, who's God?
[00:42:36]  That's the God.
[00:42:37]  Mark, which one is God?
[00:42:39]  Give us a fact.
[00:42:40]  You use fuck.
[00:42:42]  Hold on.
[00:42:42]  Jesus.
[00:42:43]  How'd you think they get brown?
[00:42:44]  Say what?
[00:42:44]  How'd you think they get brown?
[00:42:48]  I missed it.
[00:42:49]  That's a sugar joke.
[00:42:52]  I got you.
[00:42:53]  Yo, that is some white shit to do.
[00:42:55]  Like, white people took sugar that is brown and they're like, eat.
[00:43:00]  That's a little dangerous.
[00:43:02]  Why is that sugar so loud?
[00:43:04]  Turn down the music of that chocolate.
[00:43:05]  I'm trying to bad inside of me.
[00:43:06]  Son, we literally did that to chocolate and sugar.
[00:43:09]  Yeah, we made white chocolate.
[00:43:10]  We made white chocolate for no fucking reason.
[00:43:13]  That's terrible.
[00:43:13]  And we made white sugar for no fucking reason.
[00:43:15]  But keep it real.
[00:43:16]  Keep it one Hyundai.
[00:43:18]  Same with bread, too.
[00:43:19]  We made white bread.
[00:43:20]  What color's weeds?
[00:43:22]  And all how three of those things, once you make it white, it takes all the nutrients out.
[00:43:26]  Takes all the flavor out.
[00:43:28]  Just like white people.
[00:43:29]  Takes all the soul out of it.
[00:43:30]  Amber feels the sugar.
[00:43:31]  That shit is making sense.
[00:43:32]  That shit is amber.
[00:43:33]  This shit is mad.
[00:43:34]  And we made it white for no reason.
[00:43:36]  Y'all are racist.
[00:43:38]  That shit is making sense.
[00:43:39]  Y'all are really racist.
[00:43:41]  Nick Cannon was on to something.
[00:43:43]  None of you guys are in LA.
[00:43:45]  Wow.
[00:43:48]  Wait a minute.
[00:43:49]  Why did we turn everything white, Mark?
[00:43:51]  I think aesthetics.
[00:43:52]  I think we wanted it all to match.
[00:43:54]  Aesthetics.
[00:43:54]  I knew that shit was aesthetics.
[00:43:56]  Yeah.
[00:43:56]  Oh my God, bro.
[00:43:58]  We did it to sugar.
[00:43:59]  We did it to bread.
[00:44:01]  We did it to what was the other thing?
[00:44:03]  Isn't it funny that aesthetics for y'all involves taking away all ass?
[00:44:06]  Isn't that true?
[00:44:07]  What else did we do it to?
[00:44:09]  What else did we do it to, guys?
[00:44:10]  What else did we turn white?
[00:44:12]  Marble.
[00:44:13]  White.
[00:44:14]  Rice.
[00:44:16]  Rice.
[00:44:17]  We turned fucking rice white.
[00:44:20]  Did we?
[00:44:20]  Yeah, rice is brown.
[00:44:21]  Mark, facts do not care about your feelings right now, dude.
[00:44:25]  And we're going off of feelings.
[00:44:27]  Okay.
[00:44:28]  Okay.
[00:44:28]  Feelings don't care about your facts.
[00:44:30]  That's what you mean.
[00:44:30]  Neither of them.
[00:44:31]  Yeah.
[00:44:31]  We have rice that got turned white.
[00:44:33]  What else got turned white?
[00:44:35]  Huh?
[00:44:36]  Huh?
[00:44:38]  Bread.
[00:44:39]  Asians.
[00:44:40]  We turned them white.
[00:44:41]  Yeah.
[00:44:42]  Geishas.
[00:44:43]  Geishas.
[00:44:44]  Rice.
[00:44:44]  You're right about that.
[00:44:46]  Yo, y'all used to get as white as possible with makeup.
[00:44:48]  You would fucking white it up, put the little high pink blush on, white hair.
[00:44:52]  White hair.
[00:44:53]  White wigs.
[00:44:54]  Turn hair white.
[00:44:55]  That's how much we love white shit.
[00:44:56]  We got fake hair and chose for it to be white.
[00:44:59]  That's crazy.
[00:45:00]  Usually people would choose like a luscious brown or blonde, if you will.
[00:45:04]  Or Indian most of the time.
[00:45:05]  Most of the time, Indian.
[00:45:06]  Brown hair.
[00:45:08]  Probably straight off of a girl's nipple.
[00:45:10]  Do you think that's what they make wigs out of?
[00:45:12]  You think they just shave down girls' titties and make a nice.
[00:45:18]  It's a lucrative business.
[00:45:20]  Lucrative business.
[00:45:21]  Because I ain't seen one bald Indian bitch.
[00:45:23]  Real talk.
[00:45:24]  Ah, gosh.
[00:45:25]  I ain't seen a single bald Indian bitch in India, but apparently all that hair is coming from India.
[00:45:29]  I think it's coming from titty hair.
[00:45:31]  You know how soul food is the worst parts of the animal, and then you make, oh, titty hair makes weaves.
[00:45:38]  Worst part of the titty.
[00:45:40]  Now we turn into a business.
[00:45:41]  And that's why black women are like, don't touch my hair because that's sexual assault.
[00:45:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:52]  Yo, that I think we're on to something.
[00:45:54]  Real talk.
[00:45:55]  That's why you got to start with something crazy.
[00:45:57]  Kamala being a hypothetical hoe is going to get us to black girls' weaves are made by Indian titty hair.
[00:46:04]  Hey, man.
[00:46:05]  I can't deny the facts.
[00:46:06]  You can't deny it.
[00:46:08]  They don't care about my feelings.
[00:46:10]  Done.
[00:46:11]  Mark, is there anything that you're looking up right now?
[00:46:13]  No, I'm trying to figure out where sugar comes from.
[00:46:15]  Sugar comes from Trinidad and Tobago.
[00:46:17]  He's dropping a ball.
[00:46:18]  Trinidad comes from.
[00:46:20]  What?
[00:46:21]  Sugar comes from Trinidad and Tobago's and also the other Caribbean islands.
[00:46:25]  Yes.
[00:46:26]  That is a fact.
[00:46:27]  Maybe now it does.
[00:46:28]  We got our own sugar.
[00:46:29]  No, you didn't.
[00:46:30]  You've never had sugar.
[00:46:31]  They had sugar before.
[00:46:32]  They never had sugar.
[00:46:33]  They never had.
[00:46:34]  He had sugar before you had.
[00:46:35]  Jesus.
[00:46:36]  Y'all slow, yo.
[00:46:37]  Y'all, man, slow.
[00:46:38]  That's another thing we turn white.
[00:46:42]  We missed that one.
[00:46:43]  Yo, son.
[00:46:44]  We be turning shit white, bro.
[00:46:46]  Bro, oh, if you want to grow up in the suburbs, oh, shit.
[00:46:49]  What color are the picket fences?
[00:46:51]  White picket fences in your ideal white world.
[00:46:55]  Oh, my goodness Christ.
[00:46:59]  This is unbelievable.
[00:47:00]  White people have turned everything white to normalize whiteness to make that the status quo.
[00:47:09]  What a g why did any of y'all think of that?
[00:47:11]  What color are these floors?
[00:47:12]  White?
[00:47:13]  Yeah.
[00:47:15]  Yo, why did none of y'all think of that?
[00:47:17]  That's a good point.
[00:47:18]  We always talk about colonization.
[00:47:20]  We always talk about colonization.
[00:47:22]  But why the fuck didn't y'all come up with these ideas?
[00:47:24]  Why did you guys colonize and enslave a whole race?

=== White Picket Fences Normalization (04:20) ===

[00:47:26]  Why didn't you do that?
[00:47:27]  Wait, what, Mark?
[00:47:28]  What?
[00:47:28]  You didn't have to go that deep with this.
[00:47:30]  Yeah, why didn't you?
[00:47:31]  I really, I'm in.
[00:47:32]  I'm trying to tell you something, man.
[00:47:33]  Indians tried.
[00:47:33]  We just didn't get the boat.
[00:47:34]  You know what I mean?
[00:47:35]  That's if we fucked up.
[00:47:36]  We didn't take it international.
[00:47:37]  We did that shit to our own.
[00:47:38]  You did it to your own?
[00:47:39]  Yeah, man.
[00:47:40]  Because you had enough people.
[00:47:42]  You think that's what it was?
[00:47:44]  You already had enough, right?
[00:47:46]  Right or no?
[00:47:47]  Am I wrong?
[00:47:48]  I don't know.
[00:47:49]  Which one is it?
[00:47:50]  I don't know.
[00:47:50]  Do that really rough on himself.
[00:47:54]  Oh, that's what it's on the super race.
[00:47:55]  No, it's just a funny rhythm.
[00:47:59]  It's a funny rationale.
[00:48:00]  No, but yo, white people, we always knock for traveling, Al.
[00:48:03]  I think that's what they're doing.
[00:48:04]  They're scouting, son.
[00:48:06]  Oh, my goodness.
[00:48:07]  You know, white people, I just love to travel.
[00:48:08]  You scouting ass bitch.
[00:48:10]  Oh, you scouting ass, barefoot-ass bitch.
[00:48:13]  You scouting ass barefoot?
[00:48:14]  That's big.
[00:48:15]  Whenever you go on like a mission trip to Africa or something?
[00:48:17]  I know the mission.
[00:48:18]  Oh, my mission.
[00:48:20]  Mission trip, dude.
[00:48:21]  Yo.
[00:48:21]  So are you saying that Mormons are not actually these kind of like devout Christians?
[00:48:30]  They are the first line for the new colonization.
[00:48:34]  What color are their shirts?
[00:48:35]  Oh, my goodness.
[00:48:37]  Oh, my goodness.
[00:48:38]  I'm about to blow your mind.
[00:48:39]  The natural color of cotton ranges from tan to green to brown.
[00:48:45]  What?
[00:48:45]  What the fuck is going on, dude?
[00:48:48]  Son.
[00:48:48]  What?
[00:48:49]  Come on, son.
[00:48:50]  Come on.
[00:48:51]  Oh, the natural color of cotton.
[00:48:54]  What website did you get that from?
[00:48:55]  Thanks for taking us to America.org.org.
[00:49:04]  No, dude, that's crazy.
[00:49:05]  White people just make anything white that they do.
[00:49:08]  So what color are churches?
[00:49:10]  Jesus white.
[00:49:11]  What color are churches?
[00:49:11]  Are they white?
[00:49:12]  Usually white.
[00:49:13]  Sometimes, yeah, they keep white.
[00:49:14]  Yeah, sometimes they're wood.
[00:49:15]  This guy gets in the studio, paints this whole shit.
[00:49:18]  The floors white.
[00:49:19]  Yo.
[00:49:20]  But I wasn't the one who decided that.
[00:49:23]  A white man did.
[00:49:24]  A half white man, a half Asian man.
[00:49:26]  Both white.
[00:49:27]  That's an interesting thing.
[00:49:28]  Yeah.
[00:49:29]  How do you think he got half white and half Asian?
[00:49:31]  Tell me.
[00:49:32]  Probably his dad was like, yo, let's make some shit whiter.
[00:49:34]  Oh, my.
[00:49:35]  Well, his dad was the Asian one.
[00:49:36]  Oh.
[00:49:37]  Unexpected twists.
[00:49:40]  That's facts.
[00:49:42]  That's fact.
[00:49:42]  That's like boss ass Asian.
[00:49:44]  Back in the day.
[00:49:45]  Shout out to Mr. Uyeda, Zon.
[00:49:47]  Superhero, yo.
[00:49:48]  Yo, back in the day, tearing up white puss right after World War II.
[00:49:54]  Javi had his own Pearl Harbor.
[00:49:56]  Real talk.
[00:49:56]  That is fucking fantastic, dude.
[00:49:59]  The levels of game that you need post-Pearl Harbor to tear up white puss.
[00:50:04]  Bro, as a Japanese man.
[00:50:06]  I'm waiting for the day y'all.
[00:50:09]  Get it out, Al.
[00:50:09]  Get it out of now.
[00:50:11]  Get it out, Al.
[00:50:12]  You got this.
[00:50:14]  You got this.
[00:50:15]  I'm just waiting for the day you go.
[00:50:17]  Where's your fast twitch muscle fibers?
[00:50:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:23]  All right.
[00:50:24]  Do not add it.
[00:50:25]  You're not editing it now.
[00:50:26]  Some of those legs are shaking.
[00:50:28]  Some of the legs are shaking.
[00:50:30]  Vocal course is shaking right now.
[00:50:32]  What the fuck happened?
[00:50:33]  Because I wasn't sure if I wanted to get this out.
[00:50:35]  Just get it out, son.
[00:50:36]  I said, I can't wait for the day you guys big up a black guy for fucking a white girl the way you just bigged up an Asian guy for fucking a white girl.
[00:50:42]  No, because it's easy for y'all.
[00:50:43]  That shit is fishing with dynamite.
[00:50:44]  Yeah.
[00:50:45]  For an Asian, bruh.
[00:50:47]  White girls want to fuck black dudes.
[00:50:49]  Yo, if an Asian dude fucked a black girl, how would you feel about it?
[00:50:53]  You'd be like, respect.
[00:50:54]  Ah, shit.
[00:50:55]  Yeah.
[00:50:55]  Respect, right?
[00:50:57]  He's the underdog.
[00:50:58]  He's the under.
[00:50:59]  Oh, that's a good ass fucking point.
[00:51:01]  Wait, underdog is a dish?
[00:51:08]  Son.
[00:51:09]  How is the Asian the underdog here?
[00:51:11]  The Asian male is an underdog.
[00:51:14]  Wow.
[00:51:14]  Have you ever seen Asian men just out there pimping, slang and dick to every race?
[00:51:19]  That's a good, he's making a good point.
[00:51:20]  Matter of fact, I remember, I think OK Cupid released like stats on who was the most desirable race in my design.
[00:51:27]  Least desirable men were Asian men.
[00:51:29]  What?
[00:51:30]  No, no.
[00:51:31]  We're not on the cup.
[00:51:31]  I think they are.
[00:51:33]  Son, we're not on okay Cupid.
[00:51:34]  Our parents find our wife.
[00:51:35]  So that's probably because we're undesirable, but who cares?
[00:51:39]  That's not the point.
[00:51:39]  The point is, we're not on the sites because we don't have to.
[00:51:41]  No, they did say that, though.
[00:51:43]  It was Asian dudes and black women.
[00:51:45]  Asian dudes and black women.

=== Asian Male Underdog Stats (15:46) ===

[00:51:47]  I didn't want to say the back half after I already called out black, but that's the second half of that.
[00:51:53]  How would they put that info out there?
[00:51:54]  It seems it was black.
[00:51:55]  I don't think they did.
[00:51:56]  I don't think that was part of it.
[00:51:57]  No, I think they did.
[00:51:58]  I think OKQ would put out like this as information.
[00:52:01]  Like, this is the most desirable is Asian, Asian women or white women.
[00:52:04]  Come on, bro.
[00:52:05]  You know already.
[00:52:06]  Definitely, definitely Spanish.
[00:52:08]  Al, Al, we're not going to go back into this.
[00:52:11]  Al, we're not going to go back into this.
[00:52:13]  I've really been colonizing his brain, son.
[00:52:15]  Al's brain has been colonized, bro.
[00:52:18]  She got you, dog.
[00:52:19]  She got you twisted around her finger, dog.
[00:52:21]  So, yeah, I wanted to talk about Michelle, right?
[00:52:23]  Yo.
[00:52:24]  Wow.
[00:52:25]  Wow.
[00:52:26]  We just talked about black women.
[00:52:28]  Wow.
[00:52:29]  I call your brain.
[00:52:29]  It's a beautiful black, smart way.
[00:52:31]  Gray matter.
[00:52:32]  Gray matter.
[00:52:33]  Almost white.
[00:52:34]  Almost white.
[00:52:36]  I'm trying, Mark.
[00:52:40]  I was even rude.
[00:52:41]  You know why it can't be black matter?
[00:52:42]  Because they don't want black to matter.
[00:52:44]  That's why.
[00:52:45]  That's why.
[00:52:47]  Hey.
[00:52:47]  That was a little better.
[00:52:49]  I'll take the battery.
[00:52:49]  Alley ooped it like it was a bowling box.
[00:52:53]  Rolled that shit down to spin.
[00:52:55]  Yeah, I'll take that.
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[00:54:25]  Yo, son.
[00:54:26]  Michelle Obama, bro.
[00:54:28]  Did you see the speech, dog?
[00:54:30]  I did not watch the Democratic National Convention at all.
[00:54:32]  Son, I tried to watch it.
[00:54:33]  I watched it a little bit.
[00:54:34]  And then this girl, Chloe Bachar, was talking.
[00:54:36]  That bitch is the worst.
[00:54:37]  She is so bad, bro.
[00:54:39]  Son, that bitch is like one of the little space jams.
[00:54:41]  You know, before they become the monsters, you're like one of them.
[00:54:45]  That's so specific.
[00:54:47]  You know, this flumpy ass one?
[00:54:50]  Like this with a little bow tie?
[00:54:51]  Doug, they're all so phony.
[00:54:52]  It's really amazing what Trump did to politics.
[00:54:55]  I will give him this.
[00:54:56]  We always knew politicians spoke to us in a phony way.
[00:54:59]  Yeah.
[00:55:00]  And I'll give a lot of credit to Barack.
[00:55:03]  And he had political swagger, meaning like he spoke in the same kind of like political tone.
[00:55:10]  Incredibly polished.
[00:55:11]  Polished, but he did seem authentic, right?
[00:55:13]  It seemed like this guy's talking to you.
[00:55:14]  He's like, he's a legit dude.
[00:55:15]  He seems like a regular guy who happens to be brilliant and all his other shit, but not phony.
[00:55:20]  How he did it is fucking incredible.
[00:55:22]  It's really brilliant.
[00:55:22]  After Trump, every politician sounds like a fucking idiot when they talk.
[00:55:25]  They sound like a liar.
[00:55:26]  They sound like a used car salesman.
[00:55:27]  They sound absolutely pathetic and it enrages me listening to them.
[00:55:30]  I don't care which side you're on.
[00:55:32]  I get enraged because I know you're fucking lying to me.
[00:55:35]  It's an act.
[00:55:36]  It's like they're putting on an accent.
[00:55:38]  They're doing the entire thing.
[00:55:39]  You know why a lot of people, you know, who else has that ability?
[00:55:41]  Michelle.
[00:55:42]  And I think that's why a lot of people are like, yo, she should run because she seems so authentic.
[00:55:46]  Yeah.
[00:55:47]  Which is what makes this heartbreaking.
[00:55:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:55:50]  Akash did some snooping on Michelle.
[00:55:52]  He's trying to take down Michelle, bro.
[00:55:54]  This is a doctored video.
[00:55:56]  You want to play it, Al?
[00:55:57]  Can we play it?
[00:55:58]  When you said it's a doctored video, is that because Akash?
[00:56:05]  Okay, I want to start by thanking Harvey Weinstein for organizing this amazing day.
[00:56:13]  This is possible because of Harvey.
[00:56:15]  He is a wonderful human being, a good friend, and just a powerhouse.
[00:56:21]  So basically, what it is, is Michelle Obama congratulating Harvey Weinstein and saying he's a great guy and all this other shit.
[00:56:28]  Now, I want to say, in defense of Michelle Obama, she also calls him a good friend.
[00:56:33]  Right.
[00:56:34]  And I do want to say this.
[00:56:35]  She's doing, and listen, you are accountable for your words, all that kind of stuff.
[00:56:39]  They're not good friends.
[00:56:41]  He paid for this whole fucking dinner.
[00:56:42]  I'm sure it was like a donation type thing to raise money.
[00:56:45]  And she's doing the pleasantry.
[00:56:47]  She's saying the right things.
[00:56:48]  In no fucking way, if she knew what was going on with this guy, would she go out there and she'd say, in my opinion, I don't think so.
[00:56:53]  Because I think there's too much political capital lost supporting a guy with this kind of shady shit going on.
[00:56:58]  She could know he's a puss hound, but not out here, you know.
[00:57:04]  Even that, she might not even know that shit.
[00:57:06]  Because she doesn't even, she might not even know about him being a puss hound.
[00:57:09]  Like, she's not in the Hollywood world yet during this speech.
[00:57:13]  Right.
[00:57:14]  But Akash doesn't believe it.
[00:57:15]  He's not convinced.
[00:57:16]  Come on, song.
[00:57:17]  Akash, go.
[00:57:18]  Here's the only thing that trips me up: is we would be giving her, and maybe she rightfully so.
[00:57:22]  Maybe, but we're giving her more credit than every other politician who has a picture with Jeffrey Epstein, who's cool with Jeffrey Epstein, and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, I had no idea.
[00:57:30]  And we're like, you fucking nuke.
[00:57:31]  What you talking about?
[00:57:31]  You didn't know.
[00:57:32]  Same thing we said about the rumors about comics.
[00:57:37]  And if Trump and Epstein are in pictures together, all of a sudden it's like, yo, Trump knew everything Epstein was doing.
[00:57:41]  But when Michelle, I'm just seeing my own bias right now.
[00:57:44]  I don't see people really put the Trump situation on him because there's only that one picture at the party and then he said, I stopped fucking with him.
[00:57:51]  The ones we really drag through the mud are the ones that hung out with him mad times.
[00:57:56]  So how can you not see something after hanging out with a dude mad time?
[00:57:59]  But if you're saying it's one of her good friends.
[00:58:01]  And in 2013, I'm telling you, there were rumors of at least him being a colossal dickhead.
[00:58:07]  At least.
[00:58:08]  So, and also, I think Mark had a video that he pointed out from like 95.
[00:58:12]  2005.
[00:58:13]  2005.
[00:58:13]  Sorry.
[00:58:14]  Courtney Love.
[00:58:15]  What was it?
[00:58:15]  What was her advice?
[00:58:16]  Basically, some actress was like, hey, Courtney Love, you wanted to give advice to a young actress in Holly, what would you say?
[00:58:21]  And she was like, if Harvey Weinstein invites you to a party at the four seasons, don't go.
[00:58:25]  Oh, so the rumors were out there.
[00:58:26]  In 2005.
[00:58:27]  And I think Whitney was writing a bunch of roast jokes about Harvey Weinstein about what a creep he was back in the day, too.
[00:58:31]  She said them on Stern.
[00:58:33]  So Courtney Love.
[00:58:35]  Have you seen Courtney Love?
[00:58:36]  Oh, wow.
[00:58:39]  It looks to me, Al, that you could be, what is it called?
[00:58:42]  Victim blaming.
[00:58:43]  Being gay.
[00:58:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:58:46]  Victim blaming.
[00:58:47]  No, I'm just saying she doesn't look that credible.
[00:58:50]  I'm sorry.
[00:58:51]  Can I just give a little pushback on one thing?
[00:58:53]  That's exactly what Victor Blake is.
[00:58:58]  No, no, no.
[00:58:59]  I'm just saying she looks like a whore.
[00:59:02]  Have you seen the way she dresses?
[00:59:04]  Yeah.
[00:59:05]  Perhaps it was her fault.
[00:59:07]  If we look at it that way.
[00:59:08]  Now, here's the thing, Al.
[00:59:12]  Some might agree with you.
[00:59:14]  Some might agree with you.
[00:59:16]  But some might also say that that's incredibly sexist in what you're saying.
[00:59:22]  But wasn't she on drugs and a whole bunch of wasn't she a party person?
[00:59:25]  I don't really know too much about her, but wasn't she the one with that rock?
[00:59:29]  You're not digging yourself out of this hole.
[00:59:31]  I don't swear.
[00:59:31]  I don't know.
[00:59:32]  I don't swear.
[00:59:32]  You just keep doubling down without realizing it.
[00:59:35]  But she killed Kirk Oman.
[00:59:36]  Yeah, from partying and all this crazy shit.
[00:59:38]  We ain't.
[00:59:41]  I'm going.
[00:59:42]  I'm sitting here.
[00:59:43]  Fuck it.
[00:59:43]  I'm going nowhere.
[00:59:44]  I'm on his hill.
[00:59:45]  We can't be stopped.
[00:59:47]  It's Weinstein for life.
[00:59:49]  That's Al Steve's talking.
[00:59:51]  This could be a learning experience for Alex.
[00:59:53]  All right, go.
[00:59:53]  So they were asking for it.
[00:59:57]  They were asking for it.
[01:00:02]  All right.
[01:00:03]  Al, some people will say that you can't make that distinction even based on their behavior.
[01:00:08]  That girls that exhibit this kind of party behavior can still get sexually assaulted too.
[01:00:14]  And also, probably a lot of times girls that go through trauma like that start trying to cope with drugs and shit like that, importing, et cetera.
[01:00:20]  Yeah, and killing Kirk Cobans.
[01:00:21]  And killing Kirk Cobain because there's no way he could kill him.
[01:00:23]  Mark acting like he gives a fuck about a guy who died the year he was born.
[01:00:26]  But still, but still.
[01:00:28]  She did kill him because she couldn't hold a shotgun.
[01:00:30]  In the court of law.
[01:00:31]  They measured it.
[01:00:33]  He's going to pull him with his toe.
[01:00:35]  It makes no sense.
[01:00:35]  Exactly.
[01:00:36]  He's not going to do it.
[01:00:37]  So he's not Akash over here.
[01:00:38]  He's fucking baboon food.
[01:00:40]  Son, did y'all see the picture I sent of the girl?
[01:00:45]  She is cute.
[01:00:45]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:46]  Oh, fuck.
[01:00:47]  So in the court of law, like, she would be, she wouldn't be a credible witness.
[01:00:51]  Why not?
[01:00:52]  Because she's like documented being on drugs and being this party person and all that stuff.
[01:00:58]  So that's what I'm saying.
[01:00:59]  I hear you.
[01:00:59]  It's hard.
[01:01:00]  I swear to God, it's not getting better, Alex.
[01:01:02]  I mean, not.
[01:01:03]  But this is, you guys are teaching me and now teach me.
[01:01:05]  All right.
[01:01:05]  This is what we're going to do.
[01:01:06]  Before we teach you about this, we just need to acknowledge why we're dressed so sexy on this show.
[01:01:10]  Okay.
[01:01:11]  So I think now it's time.
[01:01:13]  So y'all just going to leave me out there on that.
[01:01:17]  Motherfucker, save me.
[01:01:21]  Al, we leading it on you and island.
[01:01:23]  I'm fucking here.
[01:01:24]  I allied up this learning experience three times for you, motherfucker.
[01:01:27]  It's supposed to teach him that Al goes, wow, I learned something, and then we all feel better.
[01:01:30]  Yeah.
[01:01:31]  Right now, Al, just blame the woman.
[01:01:34]  I swear we keep trying to explain it to you, and you're like, no, but in the court of law, literally made it legal.
[01:01:38]  Oh, okay.
[01:01:39]  Nah, believe all that.
[01:01:41]  I know this is hard for you to understand, but this is what they're trying to say.
[01:01:44]  That when girls say they're raped, just hear them out.
[01:01:48]  That's the basis of it.
[01:01:50]  You don't go like, yeah, but you out there partying a lot.
[01:01:56]  Okay.
[01:01:58]  Okay.
[01:01:58]  Oh, I get it.
[01:02:00]  Yeah, but what was you doing on Saturday?
[01:02:03]  You was partying though?
[01:02:05]  Oh.
[01:02:07]  I don't blame them for getting raped.
[01:02:10]  Oh.
[01:02:13]  Now I understand.
[01:02:14]  Feminism.
[01:02:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:18]  Oh, it's so funny.
[01:02:20]  Oh, it's bad when they get raped.
[01:02:24]  I get it now.
[01:02:26]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:28]  We ain't.
[01:02:29]  Guys, at home, I heard you.
[01:02:30]  I hope you learned something, man.
[01:02:32]  I hope you all learned something.
[01:02:34]  All right, boom.
[01:02:35]  So now it's time for the flagrant fashion show.
[01:02:37]  All right.
[01:02:38]  Why you guys dress like f ⁇ ing?
[01:02:39]  Whoa!
[01:02:41]  Al just offending one group after the next.
[01:02:46]  I think you guys probably heard a beep recently.
[01:02:50]  All right, so listen, we got to drop this flagrant fashion show.
[01:02:54]  Why are we doing this?
[01:02:55]  Why are we doing this?
[01:02:56]  Why are we low-key saying?
[01:03:02]  It's so hard to fucking value.
[01:03:04]  You have this guy that forgets everything.
[01:03:06]  Side of real talk, that's how I acted.
[01:03:09]  Like when my girl asked me a question, I don't know the answer yet.
[01:03:11]  I just repeat the question until I find the answer.
[01:03:14]  She's like, why did it take you so long to go to the gym?
[01:03:19]  I'd be like, why did it take me so long to get kids?
[01:03:22]  Oh, I'll tell you why it took me so long to catch.
[01:03:25]  That's like when you ask a kid a math question and she's like, oh, that's easy.
[01:03:30]  17 times seven.
[01:03:34]  All right, so, but listen, I don't know, Mark.
[01:03:36]  Why are we?
[01:03:37]  All right.
[01:03:38]  Oh, because they were.
[01:03:39]  Y'all were saying on Patreon how I was the best-dressed comedian in the world.
[01:03:41]  Worst dressed.
[01:03:42]  We said worst dress.
[01:03:43]  And I said, No, I'm by far the best dress.
[01:03:44]  It's not even close.
[01:03:45]  Son, I got tagged so many times of so many comedians.
[01:03:49]  I'm the best-dressed comedian in the game.
[01:03:50]  Yeah, I got weird.
[01:03:51]  I got fly ass out.
[01:03:52]  Kevin Hart shit.
[01:03:53]  Kevin Hart.
[01:03:54]  Kevin Hart is a fly motherfucker, son.
[01:03:56]  That motherfucker wear kid size is different.
[01:03:58]  It don't matter.
[01:03:58]  No, it does matter.
[01:03:59]  It does matter.
[01:04:00]  That's even better.
[01:04:01]  No.
[01:04:02]  You got to get limited J's and kids.
[01:04:05]  He gets dressed at Build-A-Bear Workshop.
[01:04:06]  It's different.
[01:04:07]  It is a Build-A-Bear workshop.
[01:04:08]  He dresses like Build-A-Bear.
[01:04:09]  Yeah.
[01:04:09]  Wow.
[01:04:10]  Build-A-Barre has never been that fly.
[01:04:13]  The best, dressed comedian.
[01:04:15]  Yeah.
[01:04:16]  Yeah.
[01:04:17]  Take that.
[01:04:19]  Hey, Al.
[01:04:20]  Be a real scoreboard.
[01:04:24]  Scoreboard.
[01:04:26]  All right.
[01:04:26]  So, real talk.
[01:04:27]  But in all, seriousness, I wash Kevin Hart when it comes to dressing.
[01:04:30]  So ban everybody on this planet.
[01:04:31]  We were saying Andrew's the worst dressed comedian.
[01:04:33]  No, no, no.
[01:04:34]  I'm by far the best dressed comedian and nobody's close.
[01:04:37]  And we said he's not even the best dress on the podcast, and now we're having a fashion show.
[01:04:41]  Okay, first of all, I'm without a doubt best dress on the podcast.
[01:04:44]  Not even close.
[01:04:45]  Alan dresses top up.
[01:04:46]  Al dress like a fucking Boston Terrier.
[01:04:50]  Okay?
[01:04:51]  You don't even got nothing on the bottom half, right?
[01:04:53]  It's just got a little outfit shit on the top.
[01:04:56]  Okay, yeah, he's winny.
[01:04:57]  Okay, but he loses.
[01:05:00]  Wow.
[01:05:02]  I was reaching.
[01:05:03]  I was reaching, bro.
[01:05:04]  Yo, La Flame.
[01:05:06]  I was going to flame.
[01:05:07]  That was fabulous.
[01:05:08]  So, so, after there was, we all completely agreed that was the best dress on in all of comedy, then we decided to have a fashion show.
[01:05:16]  Okay.
[01:05:16]  So, Akash, first of all, judge my outfit.
[01:05:19]  Well, let's start with Akash.
[01:05:21]  Judge your outfit.
[01:05:21]  Go.
[01:05:22]  Are we doing this?
[01:05:23]  Is it started?
[01:05:24]  Fashion.
[01:05:26]  Hey, sweets.
[01:05:27]  Let me introduce you to my friend.
[01:05:29]  Who's going first?
[01:05:29]  Akash is going first.
[01:05:30]  Akash, what are you wearing today?
[01:05:32]  Explain what you're wearing today.
[01:05:34]  This is traditional Indian clothing, shedwani.
[01:05:37]  It's called a shedwani.
[01:05:38]  Okay.
[01:05:39]  And then Jay's on the feet, obviously.
[01:05:41]  Okay.
[01:05:41]  I'm matching as well as I could.
[01:05:43]  Killing it.
[01:05:43]  I don't know what else I need to explain.
[01:05:45]  There's nothing else you need to explain.
[01:05:46]  Okay.
[01:05:47]  Nice frags on the feet.
[01:05:48]  You got them nice.
[01:05:49]  What?
[01:05:49]  What did you say, dude?
[01:05:50]  Nah, you don't know what you're talking about.
[01:05:52]  Get out of here.
[01:05:52]  Al, get out of here.
[01:05:53]  Damn it.
[01:05:53]  Al, get out here.
[01:05:54]  Cut that.
[01:05:57]  Al try to cut everything to make him look bad.
[01:05:59]  We all look stupid on this podcast.
[01:06:01]  That's part of it.
[01:06:01]  All right.
[01:06:02]  I'm here dressed as Carmen Sandy Gago.
[01:06:07]  Okay.
[01:06:08]  Now, look, Akash, you have this outfit going on.
[01:06:12]  It's fire.
[01:06:13]  You're coming through with the fashion.
[01:06:14]  It's nice.
[01:06:15]  Okay.
[01:06:15]  I mean, listen, I got my shit right now.
[01:06:18]  Obviously, I'm looking fly as fuck.
[01:06:19]  I got the spotted pants and paint-spotted pants.
[01:06:22]  It's the worst outfit you've worn ever.
[01:06:23]  That's what your opinion.
[01:06:24]  I have to change, bro.
[01:06:25]  I'm not ready for the fashion.
[01:06:26]  Oh, you got your shit?
[01:06:27]  You're a change, dog.
[01:06:28]  Yeah.
[01:06:28]  It's not that vital that if you go for a minute, we're going to miss you.
[01:06:32]  What do you think this is?
[01:06:33]  Who's going to know what time's happening?
[01:06:34]  Hold on.
[01:06:35]  Go get your shirt.
[01:06:36]  I hope they got some shit on the shoulder so Alex can get in the forefront.
[01:06:41]  I missed it.
[01:06:41]  I don't get it.
[01:06:42]  Because if he's not here, it's just the side frame.
[01:06:44]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:06:46]  So the outfit, go.
[01:06:47]  Well, are we doing a fashion show?
[01:06:49]  We're not walking.
[01:06:50]  Why?
[01:06:50]  Because there's not really space.
[01:06:52]  I mean, we can walk in front, but like, are we really going to get it?
[01:06:54]  All right, go get your shit.
[01:06:55]  We'll talk.
[01:06:56]  In the meantime, go get your shit.
[01:06:57]  All right.
[01:06:58]  This is what we're going to do.
[01:06:59]  We're going to have an actual fashion show.
[01:07:00]  All right.
[01:07:01]  So everybody listening right now, you can keep tuned in because we're going to give you vivid descriptions of what's going on.
[01:07:06]  And everybody watching.
[01:07:07]  You are welcome.
[01:07:08]  We're going to start it off with my man Akash saying, but you know that you can't have a fashion show without some music.
[01:07:12]  So Mark is on the ones and ones.
[01:07:14]  Yeah.
[01:07:15]  And he's going to play some music for us.
[01:07:17]  DJ Mark Gagnon in the building.
[01:07:18]  Yeah.
[01:07:19]  Hit it, guys.
[01:07:19]  Young Marky G. Scratchatory Rage.
[01:07:22]  Oh, shit.
[01:07:24]  Ready?
[01:07:25]  Okay, Akash, go.
[01:07:27]  Uh, uh.
[01:07:29]  Oh.
[01:07:30]  Okay.
[01:07:30]  Akash is out here.
[01:07:31]  Let me see it.
[01:07:32]  Let me see it.
[01:07:32]  Turn around, show the people.

=== Mark Dick Freckle Roast (15:04) ===

[01:07:34]  He got the suit on.
[01:07:35]  I'm not exactly sure what it is.
[01:07:37]  It's a blazer.
[01:07:38]  It looks like it's for somebody that's way taller than him.
[01:07:40]  He's like a general.
[01:07:42]  No, no, no.
[01:07:43]  What's going on?
[01:07:44]  Nah, nah, nah.
[01:07:45]  He got the moves with it.
[01:07:46]  If you don't know what he's doing, you think he got moves?
[01:07:48]  Can you hit the doggy and that shit?
[01:07:49]  Oh, wait a minute.
[01:07:50]  Hey!
[01:07:56]  Yo.
[01:07:57]  I'm not going to lie.
[01:07:58]  The tails on it are crazy, bro.
[01:08:00]  Son, that shit is so fire.
[01:08:01]  Looks like I'm a regal toe.
[01:08:03]  Yeah, it is weird.
[01:08:04]  I don't even know how to roast it.
[01:08:05]  I'm going to be honest.
[01:08:06]  Like, there's a lot I want to say about it, but I don't really know what to say just right now.
[01:08:10]  But it does have this very, like, militaristic vibe to it.
[01:08:13]  Is this a military type outfit?
[01:08:15]  No, not that I know of.
[01:08:16]  This is just a suit.
[01:08:17]  Any email will wear.
[01:08:18]  This is regal shit.
[01:08:19]  Oh, this is like you got to be part of the upper cast.
[01:08:21]  No, I think at this point, obviously, you just buy it, but I think it's how it started.
[01:08:24]  Probably like most things.
[01:08:25]  All right, man.
[01:08:25]  I wish I had more for it.
[01:08:26]  Do you guys have anything for it?
[01:08:27]  I wish I had more roast for it.
[01:08:28]  It's too fly.
[01:08:30]  It's kind of fire.
[01:08:30]  You can't make fun of that.
[01:08:32]  I won, guys.
[01:08:32]  I'm going to get this.
[01:08:33]  I'm going to get that suit.
[01:08:34]  Al is asking me legit where he could buy it.
[01:08:36]  I wouldn't wear that shit.
[01:08:37]  I would wear that.
[01:08:37]  I'm going to wear it to a black wedding.
[01:08:39]  You would wear that to a black wedding.
[01:08:40]  Well, that's interesting.
[01:08:41]  You wouldn't know this, but I wore this to my wedding.
[01:08:43]  So.
[01:08:46]  It's very dear to me.
[01:08:51]  That was harsh.
[01:08:52]  I didn't think we had to go back into this, but that was really harsh.
[01:08:55]  So you put that whole thing on just to go on Zoom?
[01:08:59]  Yeah.
[01:08:59]  Yeah, it was a very important day.
[01:09:00]  Bullshit skipped ready to remove.
[01:09:05]  All right, but like, let's, for real, let's go.
[01:09:07]  Let's move on before I get angry.
[01:09:11]  All right, Alex, what did you wear today?
[01:09:13]  Bring it up to the front.
[01:09:14]  Let's go, Al.
[01:09:15]  Let's see what you got.
[01:09:16]  I gotta get the kicks.
[01:09:17]  Alex came through.
[01:09:18]  They can't see your sneakers anyway.
[01:09:20]  It's all good.
[01:09:21]  They can't really see it.
[01:09:22]  And Mark, in this time, you know what you should probably do?
[01:09:25]  You should check to see if we're in the wide, which hopefully we are.
[01:09:27]  And then you should also go get dressed in your outfit.
[01:09:29]  Yeah.
[01:09:30]  Okay.
[01:09:31]  Okay, let's see it.
[01:09:32]  Okay.
[01:09:33]  Al coming through.
[01:09:33]  We asked him to get dressed up for the fashion show.
[01:09:35]  Obviously, he didn't do any effort whatsoever.
[01:09:38]  He's got, I don't know what that is.
[01:09:40]  What is the color on the top?
[01:09:41]  Would you say?
[01:09:43]  Salad.
[01:09:44]  He's a salmon.
[01:09:47]  He got salmon.
[01:09:49]  He got salmon pronouncing the L.
[01:09:51]  So keeping it extra.
[01:09:53]  We got some Nike, I don't know, Air Force One, off-white collab.
[01:09:58]  That's what's up.
[01:09:58]  Keeping it like your girl.
[01:10:00]  Off-white.
[01:10:03]  And I like the pants.
[01:10:04]  I'm not going to lie.
[01:10:04]  The pants are kind of fire.
[01:10:05]  Al is coming through.
[01:10:07]  This might be one of Al's first fits that I am top-to-bottom supportive.
[01:10:11]  You know what?
[01:10:11]  He prepared for the fashion show because he put on pants.
[01:10:14]  That's right.
[01:10:14]  Normally he's wearing blue lemon tights or whatever.
[01:10:18]  Thank you.
[01:10:18]  I'll take it.
[01:10:19]  Nah, this is...
[01:10:19]  The kid pants.
[01:10:20]  The kid pit.
[01:10:21]  Honestly, he's kind of dressed nice.
[01:10:24]  He's dressed kind of nice.
[01:10:25]  I'm not going to lie.
[01:10:26]  I think I won.
[01:10:27]  I don't know about winning yet.
[01:10:28]  Nah, nah, nah.
[01:10:28]  I don't know when yet, but Al came through.
[01:10:31]  Cal came through.
[01:10:32]  I thought he was going to wear one of them stupid ass shirts again, but he didn't.
[01:10:34]  He actually came through in a very difficult to roast outfit.
[01:10:37]  Shoes are coming off.
[01:10:38]  Okay, Mark Gagnon, what do you have for us?
[01:10:40]  Come on in right now, son.
[01:10:44]  Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:10:47]  Holy shit.
[01:10:48]  I knew I told y'all he was going to act like he wasn't going to come in.
[01:10:51]  He was going to act like it wasn't a big boy.
[01:10:53]  I'm going to say, why didn't you take it with you?
[01:10:55]  The way he laughed at Al, I'm telling you, it's like, you stupid idiot.
[01:10:57]  You didn't prepare.
[01:10:58]  I got some shit.
[01:10:59]  Mark, if you don't come in in 10 seconds, it's over.
[01:11:03]  Okay?
[01:11:03]  You're about to be disqualified.
[01:11:05]  Disqualified in 10, 9.
[01:11:07]  Nine, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[01:11:16]  Oh, shit.
[01:11:19]  All right, it's coming to the frame.
[01:11:21]  Came through.
[01:11:22]  Son, button your fucking pants, dog.
[01:11:25]  Look at this shit.
[01:11:25]  Yo, Al saw Mark's dick earlier.
[01:11:27]  Yeah, I did just sink.
[01:11:28]  I did just see Mark's dick.
[01:11:29]  I was like, Savage.
[01:11:30]  Yo, real talk, though, you should get that little freckled mark chest.
[01:11:34]  Yo, son.
[01:11:35]  Yo, you know what Mark is?
[01:11:36]  Nah, that shit on your dick.
[01:11:38]  You gotta get that.
[01:11:39]  You gotta get that checks up.
[01:11:40]  Son, this is cancer.
[01:11:42]  You know that they found the people who killed, or they think killed Run DMC.
[01:11:47]  Right?
[01:11:47]  And Mark is dressed as Jim Mester gay.
[01:11:55]  Son, killing it.
[01:11:56]  He got the chain and everything, bro.
[01:11:58]  Look at that.
[01:11:59]  He got the stick.
[01:12:00]  Oh!
[01:12:00]  Oh, wow.
[01:12:01]  He brought out the wow.
[01:12:03]  Do you got these?
[01:12:04]  No, God, though, son.
[01:12:06]  Son, he really got the run D in me's right now.
[01:12:11]  That's what you got.
[01:12:12]  Mark, he got the rude collab sneakers.
[01:12:15]  I mean, this is, you really went for it, Mark.
[01:12:17]  You definitely are the most feminine.
[01:12:21]  It is what it is, bro.
[01:12:22]  So this is what you call it.
[01:12:23]  Just walk right in front of you.
[01:12:24]  Androgynous.
[01:12:25]  Say what?
[01:12:26]  Androgynous?
[01:12:27]  That's just female.
[01:12:30]  Because I can't leave it.
[01:12:31]  All right, my turn.
[01:12:33]  All right.
[01:12:33]  You guys y'all hold this now.
[01:12:35]  All right.
[01:12:36]  Obviously, had to come through.
[01:12:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:12:39]  Got the Ryan Ramallow hat on.
[01:12:42]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:12:43]  Beautiful piece of artwork right here.
[01:12:45]  You know, I got the paint splatter pants.
[01:12:47]  Paint splatter.
[01:12:48]  Got the soupie shirt left unbuttoned.
[01:12:50]  Show that chest me.
[01:12:51]  Oh, you already know that top.
[01:12:53]  That's hot hat, yo.
[01:12:54]  I hate that hat.
[01:12:54]  He looks like a fucking scarecrow, dude.
[01:12:56]  Son.
[01:12:57]  Like a gay Steve Irwin.
[01:12:59]  He's the cock hunter.
[01:13:00]  Yeah, that shit kind of trash.
[01:13:01]  I hate it, yo.
[01:13:02]  Hold on one second.
[01:13:03]  I got one more part.
[01:13:03]  Yeah, I have is kind of trash.
[01:13:05]  Y'all got to wait one more second because I'm the best dress comedian on the planet.
[01:13:08]  You better elevate it.
[01:13:09]  Right now, let's name comedians that are better dressed than Andrew.
[01:13:12]  He talks so much shit.
[01:13:13]  Us three are better dressed for sure.
[01:13:15]  Son, and this is me not even trying.
[01:13:18]  Wow, Veget didn't prepare.
[01:13:19]  He talked so much shit on, what was it, Friday?
[01:13:22]  Yeah, Patreon.
[01:13:23]  He was going off about how he's going to have the best outfit.
[01:13:25]  The biggest stand-up comedy patriot, the biggest comedian patron in the world.
[01:13:29]  Just throwing that out there.
[01:13:30]  We'll talk about it more in a bit.
[01:13:32]  But maybe that's why he dresses like that.
[01:13:34]  He's too rich to understand he dresses like trash.
[01:13:36]  That's the problem.
[01:13:38]  He's so rich now.
[01:13:39]  Like when he was describing the hat off cam, he was like, oh, he outsources this material.
[01:13:44]  It's the whitest he's ever sounded.
[01:13:45]  What was he saying?
[01:13:46]  He outsourced this from...
[01:13:48]  Oh, he just finds it in Tibet.
[01:13:50]  Yeah.
[01:13:50]  Oh, yeah.
[01:13:51]  That's so rich.
[01:13:52]  That's what that hat is.
[01:13:52]  Happen rich.
[01:13:53]  Yeah.
[01:13:53]  When you just get to that level, you start caring about stupid shit.
[01:13:56]  And you know who says you need no people in your life?
[01:13:58]  It's Kevin Hart.
[01:13:59]  That's why he fly us.
[01:14:00]  Yeah.
[01:14:00]  If you can afford pretty much anything, you can you only want things that are like super obscure, coveted, and you can't find anywhere.
[01:14:07]  That's what that bitch-ass hat is.
[01:14:11]  Oh, my God.
[01:14:11]  Worst dress.
[01:14:12]  I hate that hat.
[01:14:13]  What's taking you so long, dog?
[01:14:14]  Come on, son.
[01:14:16]  About to be disqualified at 10, 9.
[01:14:20]  Oh, that's fire.
[01:14:21]  Oh!
[01:14:23]  Oh, shit.
[01:14:26]  Oh, shit.
[01:14:29]  Let's go, yo.
[01:14:31]  Oh, shit.
[01:14:34]  Wow, Mark.
[01:14:35]  Is the Tim's hot or is it hot, bro?
[01:14:37]  Those are fire.
[01:14:38]  This shit is fire.
[01:14:39]  That pulled the whole outfit together.
[01:14:40]  That's what I was missing, bro.
[01:14:41]  Yo, yo, no lie.
[01:14:43]  Those Tim's look fire.
[01:14:46]  I tried to tell you.
[01:14:47]  Listen, I told you how to do it.
[01:14:50]  I gotta get different.
[01:14:51]  I'm gonna get ones, bro.
[01:14:53]  What'd you try to tell us?
[01:14:54]  Yeah, what were you talking about?
[01:14:55]  Firest shoes ever.
[01:14:56]  What's this guy talking about, bro?
[01:14:58]  He was really thinking about Tim's, bro.
[01:15:00]  These shoes are fire.
[01:15:01]  These shoes are fire.
[01:15:02]  That's what you're saying.
[01:15:02]  Yeah, you're right.
[01:15:03]  You have some old whack shits.
[01:15:05]  This is the heat right here, bro.
[01:15:07]  That little mock of Tim?
[01:15:08]  Those shits are cut off.
[01:15:09]  Fire.
[01:15:10]  I know, bro.
[01:15:10]  I don't know about that.
[01:15:11]  Them shits is waterproof in the front a little.
[01:15:14]  And then just the white bottom is kind of fire, super comfortable.
[01:15:17]  But doesn't that feel, doesn't that, like, really pull the outfit together?
[01:15:20]  It's cool because it's Tim's, but it's not.
[01:15:23]  It doesn't look like regular Tim's.
[01:15:24]  Exactly.
[01:15:25]  It looks like just not as constructiony, you know?
[01:15:28]  Exactly.
[01:15:29]  I'm not a construction worker, so I don't need to construct.
[01:15:31]  Are y'all done?
[01:15:32]  No.
[01:15:35]  Where are you going?
[01:15:38]  Come back.
[01:15:40]  Yo, come here, bro.
[01:15:41]  Stop playing.
[01:15:42]  Get over on me.
[01:15:43]  Oh, shit.
[01:15:46]  Like, I didn't see it coming.
[01:15:48]  Oh, shit.
[01:15:49]  No, I knew.
[01:15:50]  No, you didn't know.
[01:15:52]  No, you didn't.
[01:15:53]  I didn't fucking know.
[01:15:55]  No, you didn't know.
[01:15:56]  Hey, we twinsies out this bitch.
[01:15:58]  Yo, you really got my motherfucking Tims.
[01:16:00]  Yo, those shoes suck.
[01:16:03]  No, those are trends.
[01:16:05]  Son, let me tell you something.
[01:16:06]  I didn't realize they were trash till I saw them on you.
[01:16:08]  No, yo, though, for real.
[01:16:10]  Yours is different.
[01:16:11]  Your clothes are different.
[01:16:12]  Look, put yours up and put mine up.
[01:16:13]  Hey, look how yours looks so stupid.
[01:16:15]  Yeah, yeah, you right.
[01:16:17]  Front, also, they're stupid and also back.
[01:16:19]  You're right.
[01:16:19]  Yeah, dude.
[01:16:20]  Those suck, bro.
[01:16:21]  Yeah, yo.
[01:16:22]  You got some trash ass Tim's, bro.
[01:16:24]  Why is it so hard for you to get Tims?
[01:16:26]  You know what?
[01:16:26]  You got the right bear.
[01:16:27]  I'd be setting trends.
[01:16:28]  That's what I'd be doing.
[01:16:29]  Oh.
[01:16:31]  Oh, okay.
[01:16:32]  Best dressed comedian in the game, I think.
[01:16:36]  How you gonna tell me?
[01:16:37]  Yeah, my shoes.
[01:16:38]  That's fucked up.
[01:16:39]  Oh, shit.
[01:16:39]  He said the shots.
[01:16:40]  Yo, those are shots.
[01:16:41]  Damn, bro.
[01:16:42]  I thought we were going to troll him for longer.
[01:16:46]  You can't prepare.
[01:16:47]  I know.
[01:16:48]  Did y'all fucking little snitch?
[01:16:50]  Did y'all snitch?
[01:16:51]  No, nobody snitched.
[01:16:51]  How'd you know?
[01:16:52]  What gave it off?
[01:16:53]  You live with Andy or you spend enough time with Andrew.
[01:16:55]  You know when the joke is coming?
[01:16:56]  I didn't even know the joke is coming.
[01:16:57]  Wow.
[01:16:58]  When?
[01:16:58]  Last week?
[01:16:59]  Patreon?
[01:17:00]  Yeah.
[01:17:00]  What gave it away?
[01:17:02]  You just said fashion show too confidently.
[01:17:04]  And you said it to me like, motherfucker, this for you.
[01:17:07]  And I was like, I know.
[01:17:09]  Ah, fuck.
[01:17:10]  Damn, son.
[01:17:11]  Yo, Mark, did you order disposable cameras?
[01:17:14]  Yeah.
[01:17:14]  Why?
[01:17:15]  Just that.
[01:17:15]  You can take pictures of these fly-ass shoes, son.
[01:17:17]  What's the fuck you think?
[01:17:18]  All right.
[01:17:18]  I'm just making sure Mark wasn't making personal purchases on my Amazon.
[01:17:25]  They were just going to call him out right on the bus.
[01:17:27]  That's content.
[01:17:28]  That's content right there.
[01:17:30]  That shit is for his wedding.
[01:17:31]  That's the most Andrew shit ever, bro.
[01:17:32]  Like, as soon as this thing fucks up, he's like, yo, Mark, your piece of shit.
[01:17:39]  Are you trying to steal from the company?
[01:17:44]  The show must go warm, Mark.
[01:17:46]  The show must be on me.
[01:17:48]  That's how's it gotta go, bro.
[01:17:49]  That's what it is.
[01:17:50]  Oh, my God.
[01:17:51]  Son, real talk, man.
[01:17:53]  All right, now that the gig is up, these are really horrible.
[01:17:55]  You know what?
[01:17:55]  I didn't realize they were bad till I saw them on you.
[01:17:57]  And now you see how stupid you look?
[01:17:59]  Now I see it.
[01:18:00]  Why do you think you had to see it on me?
[01:18:02]  You just really pulled it together with the stupidity.
[01:18:04]  Like, the rest of the outfit exposed the whole sneaker, and I was like, that's the problem.
[01:18:07]  Yeah, I'm the best stress comedian.
[01:18:10]  Positive affirmations, dog.
[01:18:12]  All right.
[01:18:12]  You think you're pulling it off better than Okov?
[01:18:14]  Yeah.
[01:18:14]  100%.
[01:18:15]  No.
[01:18:15]  100%.
[01:18:16]  No chance.
[01:18:17]  Yeah.
[01:18:17]  You're swimming in those.
[01:18:18]  Those are three sizes too big for you.
[01:18:19]  Well, I just got them laced so fucking big.
[01:18:21]  You know what I mean?
[01:18:21]  Say again.
[01:18:22]  I just got them laced so loose.
[01:18:23]  No, but even then.
[01:18:24]  So swagged out with the lace.
[01:18:25]  Ankle looks stupid in them.
[01:18:26]  Everything.
[01:18:26]  I be having skinny ankles.
[01:18:28]  You're showing too much yours to be insulting anybody's ankles.
[01:18:31]  I'm just saying, I show it because it's beautiful.
[01:18:33]  No, just the right amount of hair.
[01:18:34]  Nah, let me tell you something.
[01:18:35]  For real.
[01:18:35]  I look like a Russian's back.
[01:18:37]  Nah, let me tell you something.
[01:18:38]  Your beauty ends.
[01:18:40]  Look like an Indians midrift.
[01:18:43]  Got an unhappy trail of tears.
[01:18:44]  Real talk.
[01:18:47]  You got the real trail of tears.
[01:18:51]  For real, bro.
[01:18:52]  Is it typical for you to look at that?
[01:18:54]  What, that?
[01:18:55]  Yeah.
[01:18:55]  You show it all the time.
[01:18:57]  But is it difficult?
[01:18:58]  Does it like turn you on?
[01:19:00]  Is that like every once in a while, dude?
[01:19:04]  Catch it, and you're like, oh, titties.
[01:19:05]  I mean, no, no, that's just it.
[01:19:07]  Oh, man.
[01:19:09]  For real.
[01:19:10]  That drew this looks not it, though.
[01:19:12]  You don't think it's it?
[01:19:13]  It's not it.
[01:19:13]  And I would give it to you if it's not it, though.
[01:19:15]  Damn, guys.
[01:19:16]  But what about the paint splash?
[01:19:17]  It's too big.
[01:19:19]  The fuck is it?
[01:19:20]  I promise the first time I saw you wear this when you had that smurf come on my pants.
[01:19:26]  I'm not even lying.
[01:19:27]  The first time you wore those pants was the first day in the studio.
[01:19:30]  Yeah.
[01:19:30]  And I was looking around like, where's the blue?
[01:19:31]  What the fuck is this guy?
[01:19:32]  There's no way he bumped it.
[01:19:34]  Thought you actually painted in these.
[01:19:36]  No, no, I wish he did repainted anyway, guys.
[01:19:42]  Look, um, we have uh more time to fill so it's on to the next topic.
[01:19:52]  Can we just talk about how Mark pissed in the sink?
[01:19:55]  That's disgusting, yo.
[01:19:55]  You vile, yo.
[01:19:57]  Out, that's vile.
[01:19:58]  Literally, there's three stalls.
[01:19:59]  I was furious because Akash broke rule number one that we have at the studio.
[01:20:03]  Thanks.
[01:20:04]  I didn't know that was all.
[01:20:04]  There are three stalls.
[01:20:05]  Yeah, clearly.
[01:20:06]  Okay, you see his shit splatter all we're here 10, fucking 12, 14 hours a day sometimes.
[01:20:11]  What?
[01:20:12]  What a lot of hours you put in.
[01:20:13]  Well, I started at 10.
[01:20:14]  It didn't seem enough because sometimes we're here 14.
[01:20:17]  Oh, that's a good point.
[01:20:18]  So I don't want to undershoot us.
[01:20:19]  12 hours a day.
[01:20:21]  Minimum.
[01:20:23]  12 hours a day.
[01:20:25]  That means we have to take at least two to three shits.
[01:20:28]  What?
[01:20:29]  He said 10.
[01:20:30]  Then you were like, nah, sometimes 14 every once in a while.
[01:20:33]  So I made it 12.
[01:20:34]  And then I said 12 and you were like, nevertheless.
[01:20:36]  Never less than 12.
[01:20:38]  It couldn't be less than 12.
[01:20:40]  My brain is beautiful, bro.
[01:20:43]  Okay, so we have to take two or three shits.
[01:20:47]  The left urinal stall or whatever is the shit one.
[01:20:50]  You don't pee in that one.
[01:20:51]  Hey, noted.
[01:20:52]  You know what I mean?
[01:20:53]  But I thought I was doing you guys a favor taking the furthest stall.
[01:20:56]  I got in first.
[01:20:57]  I was like, oh, people are peeing behind me.
[01:20:59]  Let me give them the better stall.
[01:21:01]  Giving person like that.
[01:21:02]  And then Mark, the animal, ruined it for everybody.
[01:21:05]  Pissed in the sink.
[01:21:06]  My shit was out of charity.
[01:21:07]  His was out of selfishness.
[01:21:09]  Mark sold out his fucking dick, his uncircumcised dick, and started dragging his foreskin all over the fucking sink and peeing it.
[01:21:16]  And Al, you saw his dick.
[01:21:18]  It's disgusting.
[01:21:18]  Well, let me just say, how do we know that the shit toilet is the shit toilet?
[01:21:21]  You know how we know?
[01:21:22]  Because Andrew never flushes at it.
[01:21:24]  It's a toilet.
[01:21:24]  Wait, wait.
[01:21:25]  See, I'm not never.
[01:21:26]  Because y'all be like, come on, we got to get back to work.
[01:21:29]  Really, you guys.
[01:21:30]  And there's this old shit floating in the toilet getting the air all shitty.
[01:21:33]  That shit be nasty, though.
[01:21:34]  Really?
[01:21:35]  Yeah.
[01:21:35]  You have like explosive shit.
[01:21:37]  Dog, because it'd be like everywhere in the bowl.
[01:21:39]  It goes just sit in the water.
[01:21:41]  When was the last time I was solid?
[01:21:42]  I go off the backboard every single time.
[01:21:44]  And I think I have a higher-facing asshole because most people's shit drops string down the toilet.
[01:21:49]  My shit goes back.
[01:21:50]  It's like Al's bad.
[01:21:52]  I wonder why it is that way.
[01:21:55]  No, but so for real.
[01:21:57]  But why don't you flush?
[01:21:58]  I do flush.
[01:21:59]  Because to me, that's the equivalent of just shitting on the ground and then it's just in the air.
[01:22:02]  No, it's not.
[01:22:03]  Pissing in the sink is still worse.
[01:22:05]  Yeah.
[01:22:05]  That's bad.
[01:22:06]  No one's talking about pissing in the sink.
[01:22:07]  Can we talk about Mark's dick, though?
[01:22:09]  Did you see it?
[01:22:09]  Yeah.
[01:22:10]  What color?
[01:22:10]  I did not.
[01:22:10]  He has a freckle on his dick.
[01:22:12]  How much does he look at it?
[01:22:14]  I mean, I got a glance.
[01:22:16]  You got a freckle on what part of his dick?
[01:22:19]  Yeah, which part?
[01:22:19]  Like a mole?
[01:22:21]  It's a small mole.
[01:22:22]  Do you think you have a hort?
[01:22:24]  I have a small before, yeah.
[01:22:25]  You have a hort and some hair.
[01:22:26]  Yeah.
[01:22:27]  So imagine you got imagine you got herpes and you only fuck one girl, bro.
[01:22:31]  Oh my God.
[01:22:33]  I didn't know exactly who got a bad.

=== Dame vs Kyrie Truth (05:11) ===

[01:22:38]  I'd be so marry her.
[01:22:40]  Right?
[01:22:41]  We in this together.
[01:22:42]  That's the ring.
[01:22:44]  You want some shit to life, babe?
[01:22:47]  Nah, it didn't look like no herp.
[01:22:48]  I ain't gonna put no herp on Mark.
[01:22:49]  Nah, you can't put a herp on Mark.
[01:22:51]  But you could because that's a faithful man.
[01:22:53]  So it really wouldn't matter.
[01:22:55]  Because you're not hurting his chances of pusset around the world.
[01:22:58]  Okay.
[01:22:58]  It would just ruin his relationship with his current girlfriend.
[01:23:01]  It might not.
[01:23:02]  It might not.
[01:23:03]  It might prove that she's a home.
[01:23:07]  Maybe.
[01:23:08]  So far, she's not, though.
[01:23:10]  Which is good.
[01:23:10]  That's very good.
[01:23:11]  Yeah, she's listening.
[01:23:14]  Devil not.
[01:23:15]  Back to saving lives.
[01:23:16]  Yeah.
[01:23:16]  Okay.
[01:23:17]  You're in a hospital.
[01:23:18]  What are you doing listening to this?
[01:23:19]  That's what we got to do is shame our girls for listening during the pod.
[01:23:22]  Back to work.
[01:23:23]  What do you think?
[01:23:24]  That's why it's so busy because you always listen to the podcast.
[01:23:27]  Parm is so dirty right now.
[01:23:29]  Jeez.
[01:23:30]  Make the bed.
[01:23:31]  What?
[01:23:35]  Mark's a king, yo.
[01:23:36]  I know we act like Mark ain't the king.
[01:23:38]  Mark's the fucking king.
[01:23:39]  What something's going on over there?
[01:23:40]  So she's missing a foot or something.
[01:23:42]  I don't know about.
[01:23:43]  There's something going on.
[01:23:44]  I got to look to see she got all her limbs and such.
[01:23:47]  Or maybe Mark convinced her she's missing a foot.
[01:23:49]  He's like, now you got phantom limb syndrome.
[01:23:51]  You think you have a foot, but you don't really have.
[01:23:53]  Stop looking at my girl's feet.
[01:23:57]  Always look at his feet.
[01:23:58]  Non-stop.
[01:24:00]  This guy needs to chill.
[01:24:01]  Wow, that's wild.
[01:24:03]  Those are my feet.
[01:24:05]  Anyway, go back to the time.
[01:24:06]  Let's see what we got.
[01:24:07]  We got some more shit that we ought to talk to y'all about.
[01:24:10]  Oh, we should talk about this.
[01:24:13]  These here on playoffs happening here.
[01:24:15]  Yeah, dog.
[01:24:15]  You finally started watching?
[01:24:16]  I did.
[01:24:18]  It is really good, man.
[01:24:19]  I was watching yesterday.
[01:24:20]  I was watching Inside a Bar with other people also watching the game.
[01:24:24]  How great was that?
[01:24:24]  That was a dope feeling.
[01:24:25]  Mask on, mask off.
[01:24:27]  Mask on.
[01:24:27]  No, I had it off because I was eating also and drinking.
[01:24:30]  Yeah.
[01:24:31]  Social distance at least.
[01:24:32]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:24:32]  Okay.
[01:24:33]  And they have like barriers in the pretty dope.
[01:24:37]  So are you allowed to be in the bar where you were?
[01:24:39]  Yeah.
[01:24:40]  Where were you?
[01:24:41]  Long Island.
[01:24:42]  And they don't have the same restrictions?
[01:24:44]  No.
[01:24:44]  City's different.
[01:24:45]  Oh, I thought it was old state of New York.
[01:24:47]  No.
[01:24:48]  They operate different.
[01:24:49]  Bro.
[01:24:50]  They ain't pussy over there.
[01:24:52]  Bro, I'll tell you, it was good to watch.
[01:24:54]  I was watching my boy Luca Doncich.
[01:24:56]  I know.
[01:24:57]  They got fucked.
[01:24:58]  My mavericks got fucked.
[01:24:59]  Oh, that's the NBA.
[01:25:00]  That's the NBA.
[01:25:01]  I don't want to say it's fixed.
[01:25:02]  Oh, you really think so?
[01:25:04]  Yeah.
[01:25:04]  You're not going to let the Clippers lose, bro.
[01:25:06]  Maybe the Clippers don't match up that well with the Mavs.
[01:25:09]  Well, they swept him in the regular season.
[01:25:10]  The Mavs swept the Clippers.
[01:25:11]  But if you listen into Dallas, everybody's like, we can't play the Clippers in the first round.
[01:25:15]  That's our toughest matchup.
[01:25:16]  Especially if you're Luca, the best long-arm defenders in the league, basically, are all on that team, essentially.
[01:25:23]  Son, Luca was dominating.
[01:25:25]  There's a time where Luca straight up.
[01:25:28]  Where you going?
[01:25:30]  Okay.
[01:25:30]  Where Luca straight up bullied Kawhi Leonard, bro.
[01:25:34]  He drove to the basket with his right hand, put his shoulder in Kawhi, bumped him, sent Kawhi flying, and then just hit a little layup at the rim.
[01:25:45]  This guy is going to be so fucking nice.
[01:25:47]  He's already nice.
[01:25:49]  I mean, he's going to be like, we're talking, yo, is he the closest thing to LeBron we got?
[01:25:54]  I mean, he's not nearly the defender, and he's not nearly as quick.
[01:25:56]  It's so different.
[01:25:56]  In terms of size, passing ability, ability to finish around the rim, he's a better shooter than LeBron was.
[01:26:01]  He will not be LeBron, but like, who's another guy with that size, that passing ability?
[01:26:05]  Larry Bird, bro.
[01:26:06]  Larry Bird.
[01:26:07]  He's a little more athletic than Larry Bird.
[01:26:09]  He's a fascinating.
[01:26:10]  And he's getting quicker.
[01:26:11]  He was like, he's kind of just like a chubby person, I think.
[01:26:14]  But you can tell he's working on everything.
[01:26:16]  He still gets tired at the end of games.
[01:26:18]  But he's quicker in the bubble than he was before.
[01:26:20]  Like, he clearly worked out.
[01:26:22]  He's got deceptive speed, man.
[01:26:24]  He's like, yeah, man, it's really hard to find a mirror image of him in the league at all.
[01:26:31]  Yeah, like he has his style of play.
[01:26:34]  It's different.
[01:26:34]  Patrick Beverly can't stay in front of him.
[01:26:36]  Paul George can't stay in front of him.
[01:26:38]  None of them, Kawhi can't stay in front of him.
[01:26:39]  None of them can stay in front of him.
[01:26:40]  He goes to the basket at will, and he's so tall he can finish over anybody.
[01:26:44]  And then he can actually shoot.
[01:26:46]  So it is really shit.
[01:26:48]  I would say the exact same about Kawhi, though.
[01:26:50]  I saw not too many people could stay in front of him.
[01:26:53]  Dude, we don't talk about Kawhi enough.
[01:26:54]  This guy is.
[01:26:55]  The way he plays the game, it's too easy for him.
[01:26:58]  I agree.
[01:26:59]  He is going to go down as one of the greatest players of all time, I think.
[01:27:01]  Yeah.
[01:27:02]  I mean, it's great games, though.
[01:27:04]  Fucking Dame.
[01:27:07]  Dame Dame.
[01:27:08]  Fucking killer, dog.
[01:27:09]  This guy is.
[01:27:10]  The idea that people still think Kyrie is better is so laughable.
[01:27:13]  Everybody taking my take now.
[01:27:14]  ESPN had a poll.
[01:27:15]  Who's better?
[01:27:15]  Kyrie or Dame.
[01:27:16]  Remember, I said Dame was better.
[01:27:18]  Dame is the fucking truth.
[01:27:19]  And there's a post.
[01:27:20]  Some rookie on the Blazers said back in like February or early March, Dame said to this rookie, he said, What I'm about to do, you ain't never seen in your life.
[01:27:27]  We making these fucking playoffs.
[01:27:29]  And everything went to shit and gave him a much better chance.
[01:27:32]  But my man, after he missed those two free throws against the Clippers, just dominant 60-point game, 50-point game, 40-point game, like unreal.
[01:27:40]  That sort of shit with like Skip, Skip not giving him his props and shit like that.
[01:27:44]  Then, like, Skip, like, calling him and like copping please on the phone.

=== Super Teams Rule Origins (07:11) ===

[01:27:49]  And that's the thing about Skip is you just got to look at him as an entertainer, not as an actual newspaper.
[01:27:53]  100%.
[01:27:54]  And he's entertaining.
[01:27:55]  So, yeah, watch it.
[01:27:56]  Like, it's fun.
[01:27:57]  It's great.
[01:27:57]  Sports wrestling ball, but not like hateful, but just like, that's just a character in a thing.
[01:28:00]  It's wrestling.
[01:28:01]  None of it is real.
[01:28:02]  Yes.
[01:28:02]  But then, why does Stephen A's word hold more weight?
[01:28:06]  I think Stephen A is a little bit more accurate in the sports that he knows.
[01:28:09]  I think he's a little less biased, too.
[01:28:11]  Like, the sports that Stephen A knows, he's pretty legit.
[01:28:13]  I mean, he doesn't know anything about boxing or MMA, maybe boxing a little, but not MMA.
[01:28:19]  But when it comes to, I think, what is his initial?
[01:28:21]  He was like a basketball writer in Philadelphia.
[01:28:23]  Yeah, and I think Stephen A started off less like Skip, so we still see him as that.
[01:28:27]  And then he's become more like Skip with the hot takes, and he's anti-Cowboys because Skip was Cowboys or whatever.
[01:28:32]  But like, now it's, we already know who Stephen A is and what he knows and all that.
[01:28:35]  He's got chops, and we know that Skip came onto the national scene like this.
[01:28:39]  This is how he got his name.
[01:28:40]  So I think we look at Skip like, that's who you are.
[01:28:42]  Stephen A has more credibility because he earned it early on.
[01:28:45]  Gotcha.
[01:28:45]  But it's good to see things that happen.
[01:28:47]  I really hope they do a documentary about the bubble mail.
[01:28:49]  Can't be done by the NBA, though.
[01:28:51]  It's got to be an independent company.
[01:28:52]  I'm just hearing so many cool stories coming out of the bubble.
[01:28:55]  And I hope they do it by like aggregating all of the players and coaches personal footage.
[01:29:00]  Like their cell phone footage?
[01:29:02]  Yeah.
[01:29:02]  Oh, like an oral history, but in video.
[01:29:04]  Yeah.
[01:29:04]  So it's like you have the documentaries in like interview style where it's just somebody in a room talking, and then you use the footage from their phones that they've been documenting while they're there.
[01:29:14]  It'll be all saved on their Instagram stories and all that kind of shit.
[01:29:17]  And you display that over, you know, the stories that they're telling.
[01:29:20]  And it will just be so cool, man.
[01:29:22]  I'm just hearing such cool shit that's happening.
[01:29:24]  Anything you talk about?
[01:29:25]  Not really.
[01:29:26]  I just don't want to break that.
[01:29:28]  The thing, the rule change that allows them to now bring girls in, is it for everybody, men, women, families, or is it just players?
[01:29:36]  Yeah, you're not players.
[01:29:37]  I don't know.
[01:29:37]  That's interesting.
[01:29:38]  That's a good question.
[01:29:39]  I imagine it's for everybody, but there are so many people there that maybe it wouldn't be reasonable.
[01:29:45]  100%, there's no way that they're letting just every assistant coach and have people come to the game.
[01:29:51]  If LeBron can only have one person come to the game, there's no way the assistant coach can have the same amount of people.
[01:29:56]  So I think it's just their way of going, like, look, they're locked in here.
[01:29:59]  They're going to go fucking crazy unless they get some pussy.
[01:30:01]  Yeah.
[01:30:01]  Let's let them fly.
[01:30:02]  And honestly, if you're a GM, you should be able to leave.
[01:30:04]  Like, you don't have to be there at the playoff games.
[01:30:06]  You do a quarantine protocol, but go during the playoffs for five days, whatever.
[01:30:10]  See whoever you need to see.
[01:30:11]  The only people that really need to say are the players, the head coach.
[01:30:14]  And honestly, they could probably, I don't know, maybe they could do like a break built into the bubble where like for a week, everybody goes, you get two days and come back.
[01:30:21]  The problem is you're going to get corona during the break.
[01:30:23]  They literally have no cases right now.
[01:30:24]  Yeah, it's true.
[01:30:25]  It's the perfect scenario.
[01:30:26]  They created a new Corona test.
[01:30:28]  Just for them.
[01:30:29]  Well, they were using it just for them, a saliva test, and now it's becoming a cheaper test alternative to the no-swap.
[01:30:35]  Let capitalism win, bro.
[01:30:37]  Let people who are incentivized by money.
[01:30:40]  Quicker, cheaper.
[01:30:40]  Yeah.
[01:30:41]  But that's the thing.
[01:30:41]  It's like you heard what happened with that rookie on the Seahawks.
[01:30:45]  Which one?
[01:30:45]  There was a rookie that got let go from the team because he had a girl come to the second girl into the hotel.
[01:30:50]  But it's just like, it's a perfect example.
[01:30:52]  It's like, if you don't lock them in a bubble, they're going to have hoes come through and the hoes are going to spread that Rona.
[01:30:58]  And to your capitalism point, that's an idiot.
[01:31:00]  Like, let the strongest survive or whatever.
[01:31:02]  Like, you're too dumb to be a rookie and try to bring a bitch in.
[01:31:05]  You don't want this job.
[01:31:05]  Be out.
[01:31:06]  Yeah.
[01:31:07]  Yeah.
[01:31:07]  Maybe.
[01:31:08]  He tried to dress her up like a guy.
[01:31:09]  Nah.
[01:31:10]  Isn't that what he did?
[01:31:11]  Yeah.
[01:31:11]  That's hilarious.
[01:31:12]  Make her look like a team player.
[01:31:15]  So funny.
[01:31:15]  That's hilarious.
[01:31:17]  How ugly was this bitch?
[01:31:18]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:31:19]  You probably just got to put a big hoodie on her or some shit like that with the team.
[01:31:22]  I mean, if you're a bad bitch, there's no way you could possibly pass for a fucking wide receiver, tight end, whatever.
[01:31:29]  Like, there's nothing.
[01:31:30]  Kicker, maybe, but ain't no black kickers.
[01:31:32]  It's got to be a white girl.
[01:31:33]  And even then, you know, how you cover that bazoom?
[01:31:37]  How do you cover that bazoom?
[01:31:40]  My boys.
[01:31:40]  They got any predictions?
[01:31:43]  Or it's too early.
[01:31:43]  I want to say the Blazers are going to give the Lakers a lot of trouble taking a seven.
[01:31:47]  I don't think they will.
[01:31:48]  I think we want to believe they will, but I don't think they will.
[01:31:50]  What's the series?
[01:31:51]  Have they started yet?
[01:31:51]  No.
[01:31:52]  They're games today, right?
[01:31:54]  Yeah, I don't think.
[01:31:56]  I think they're out of here quick.
[01:31:57]  But still, it's a cool story.
[01:31:58]  Yeah.
[01:31:59]  I mean, this is the guy who was campaigning.
[01:32:02]  Like, he literally said, I'm not going to play if I don't have a chance to make the playoffs.
[01:32:05]  And then they said, all right, you got a chance.
[01:32:07]  And he was like, all right, let's go.
[01:32:08]  After he had 61 against the Mavs, I watched his post-game, and he was just like, this is the most important thing in my life right now.
[01:32:13]  Like, I want this more than anything.
[01:32:16]  This is what I called for.
[01:32:18]  They gave me the opportunity.
[01:32:19]  We have to make these playoffs.
[01:32:20]  I love it.
[01:32:20]  What do you think about the Suns?
[01:32:22]  You know, the Suns go 8-0.
[01:32:24]  And they get bounced.
[01:32:25]  And then they get bounced.
[01:32:26]  But, like, do you think that there's some promise or do you think people just weren't really playing?
[01:32:29]  Teams had already clinched their playoff seeds.
[01:32:32]  Are they really caring?
[01:32:33]  Well, my whole beef with Devin Booker before was you're so good, but you don't win.
[01:32:36]  Your team never wins.
[01:32:38]  This is only eight games, but an eight-game winning streak is pretty, like, I ain't seen Kyrie do that on a team that's not good.
[01:32:44]  That's not stacked.
[01:32:45]  So I'm impressed.
[01:32:46]  You know what I mean?
[01:32:46]  Like, because that was my knock because you're that vain.
[01:32:48]  Who like Kevin Love, whatever, you're great.
[01:32:51]  But as the alpha dog, your team don't win.
[01:32:53]  His team went on a little streak, and he did it.
[01:32:55]  Like, he put him on his back.
[01:32:57]  So if he can do that and Aiken can develop, they're promising.
[01:33:00]  Yeah, I guess.
[01:33:01]  I don't know.
[01:33:01]  Draymond Green said he needs to leave and got fined.
[01:33:03]  Say what?
[01:33:03]  Draymond Green was like, he got to get off this.
[01:33:05]  He got to get out of the Suns.
[01:33:06]  They're not going anywhere.
[01:33:07]  That is weird, though.
[01:33:08]  Like, Draymond Green.
[01:33:09]  Oh, yeah.
[01:33:09]  So Draymond Green was on Inside the NBA.
[01:33:12]  Yeah.
[01:33:12]  Right.
[01:33:13]  Which is a show where you're supposed to give your opinions about basketball.
[01:33:16]  It was an opinion-based show about basketball.
[01:33:19]  He gave his opinion, but because he's an active basketball player, he got fined for that opinion.
[01:33:26]  Don't hire active basketball players.
[01:33:28]  You know, it should happen.
[01:33:29]  TNT should cover that fine.
[01:33:30]  Otherwise, you're not going to get active basketball players to come on your screen.
[01:33:33]  Yeah, like it's just such a weird thing.
[01:33:34]  Or accept that this is the platform and it promotes the game by having active basketball players on that platform.
[01:33:43]  You have to let them say whatever they want within that sphere.
[01:33:47]  It might be tough to do, but don't have them go on there and being completely neutered.
[01:33:52]  I mean, he just gave an opinion.
[01:33:53]  He said, get out of Phoenix.
[01:33:54]  Maybe it's like tampering or something.
[01:33:56]  Is that what they said?
[01:33:57]  All these players are texting each other.
[01:33:59]  Is that really that far?
[01:34:00]  Yeah.
[01:34:00]  But is that tampering to go, hey, that team isn't good to the team that isn't good?
[01:34:04]  Well, he said, oh, he got to get out of there.
[01:34:06]  But he didn't say, come to the Warriors.
[01:34:08]  Yeah.
[01:34:09]  Like, I don't know, bro.
[01:34:10]  I mean, I know what they're trying to do, but like, yeah, let's be real.
[01:34:13]  These guys all text each other to recruit anyway.
[01:34:14]  So what's the fuck?
[01:34:15]  That is a pretty dumb rule.
[01:34:16]  Yeah, why can't you recruit?
[01:34:18]  What is the issue with that?
[01:34:19]  Why can't you recruit?
[01:34:20]  What's wrong with that?
[01:34:21]  I guess they don't want super teams.
[01:34:23]  I mean, they're having it anyway.
[01:34:25]  Yeah, but I mean, it would play-led super teams.
[01:34:28]  But that happens anyway.
[01:34:29]  Organizations putting those shits together.
[01:34:31]  Oh, so this rule comes from the owners.
[01:34:34]  Most likely.
[01:34:34]  Not the players.
[01:34:35]  I just don't think it makes any sense whatsoever.
[01:34:37]  You should allow the players to talk to each other because they're going to do it in private anyway.
[01:34:41]  When they do it on TV, it's wrong.
[01:34:42]  Just let them say, hey, come play with us.
[01:34:44]  Why wouldn't every player go, hey, we love LeBron on the team?
[01:34:46]  Come on over.
[01:34:47]  You think that's really going to make LeBron go, well, maybe I should go to Orlando.
[01:34:50]  It's not going to affect the game at all.
[01:34:52]  Yeah, 100%.
[01:34:54]  It's just such a stupid thing to find.
[01:34:56]  Let the players tamper.
[01:34:57]  It'd be way more fun if they're out there campaigning on the fucking post-game interviews.

=== Helix Mattress Sleep Quiz Ad (02:36) ===

[01:35:00]  That'd be so fun.
[01:35:02]  Yeah.
[01:35:03]  This is wrestling.
[01:35:04]  Make it wrestling.
[01:35:05]  I get the idea of not criticizing the officials, right?
[01:35:08]  And like punishing them for criticizing the officials because you have to protect the officials.
[01:35:14]  If there was no recourse whatsoever for saying whatever you wanted about the officials, then after every single loss, they'd be like, look, that guy David's a piece of shit.
[01:35:21]  It undercuts the authority of the officials.
[01:35:23]  Like in hockey, there's no text, right?
[01:35:25]  There's no tease.
[01:35:26]  So they called the officials maggot.
[01:35:29]  Like there's crazy YouTube videos and it's hilarious.
[01:35:31]  They're just insulting the shit out of the officials because there is no, there's nothing to stop them.
[01:35:37]  There's nothing to incentivize them otherwise.
[01:35:39]  Yeah.
[01:35:40]  So you can't.
[01:35:40]  They put them in their little box thing and they can't.
[01:35:42]  But that's just when they treat each other bad.
[01:35:43]  You need a deterrent.
[01:35:45]  You need some sort of deterrent.
[01:35:47]  So I get it, but when it comes to tampering, get that shit out of there.
[01:35:50]  Let these guys tamper.
[01:35:51]  It'd be amazing.
[01:35:52]  It'd be so fun to watch.
[01:35:54]  Yeah.
[01:35:55]  So liking each other's Instagram pictures, whatever other stupid shit we got to look for.
[01:35:59]  Make it output.
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[01:37:29]  Go get it.
[01:37:30]  Go get that, man.
[01:37:31]  Go sleep better.
[01:37:32]  Enjoy your life.
[01:37:33]  Let's get back to the show.
[01:37:34]  Anyway, so here's an interesting story.

=== Movie Theater VOD Dilemma (12:51) ===

[01:37:37]  They said that AMC is bringing back movies.
[01:37:41]  I think it's this week, and they're going to be 15 cents to honor the same price that they were in 1927 or something like that.
[01:37:48]  Yeah.
[01:37:48]  And they're putting out like classics, like Back to the Future is one of them.
[01:37:51]  Right.
[01:37:51]  A couple others.
[01:37:52]  I think Star Wars.
[01:37:54]  Are movies done?
[01:37:55]  I think that's the real question.
[01:37:57]  I don't think so.
[01:37:59]  What do you mean by movies?
[01:38:00]  I think movie theaters.
[01:38:02]  Sorry, not movies.
[01:38:02]  Movie theaters.
[01:38:03]  I think movie theaters are done, dude.
[01:38:05]  I don't think they come back.
[01:38:07]  Didn't they recently get rid of some law that prevented studios from opening their own theaters?
[01:38:15]  Did they?
[01:38:16]  I believe so.
[01:38:17]  Interesting.
[01:38:17]  So that's crazy that they even got a law.
[01:38:19]  Yeah, now you're going to probably see like just big studios have just their movies.
[01:38:24]  So it's a tricky thing, right?
[01:38:25]  Because the issue with putting a film out directly to VOD, which is video on demand, where you just buy a pay-per-view essentially, is it becomes incredibly easy to download it and then just repost it on one of those like torrent websites.
[01:38:38]  Now you watch a bunch of movies on those torrent websites, right?
[01:38:40]  Thanks for stitching.
[01:38:41]  Say what?
[01:38:42]  Thanks for stitching.
[01:38:42]  We got you, dogs.
[01:38:45]  So you can't do it if you're in a...
[01:38:49]  And also another thing is if you watch a movie on VOD, you download it, and then four of you and your family watch it, that's one price, one ticket for four people to watch instead of one ticket for one person to watch $15.
[01:39:04]  Exactly.
[01:39:05]  So they're going to lose an incredible amount of money if it goes to VOD.
[01:39:10]  But if it doesn't, if it goes to VOD, not only are they going to lose money, they can't fit the budget of these films.
[01:39:17]  If you're only making one quarter of what you used to make, you all of a sudden cannot make the next Avatar or Jurassic Park or any of these like $200, $300 million films.
[01:39:27]  You can't make Avengers.
[01:39:29]  You can't make Avengers if you're VOD because it won't make enough money.
[01:39:33]  It won't.
[01:39:34]  It just won't, unless they find a system where they can completely block it from being, I guess, like stripped from the internet.
[01:39:41]  And if you really want to do it, you could do it just like they did bootlegs back in the day.
[01:39:44]  You could have a video camera set up in your apartment, framed up to your TV.
[01:39:49]  Instead of having to find an Asian lady on the subway to buy the DVD, it's a website that has it right up there.
[01:39:54]  That's it.
[01:39:54]  So it's like...
[01:39:57]  It really could change the way that films are made and drastically reduce budgets.
[01:40:01]  And why would they not go to movie theaters?
[01:40:04]  I think because of Corona, people aren't going to movie theaters.
[01:40:06]  And I think, yeah, and I think once you get comfortable not going, like once you accept that you could just watch something at home and enjoy it and have your food, whatever you want to have, get your delivery.
[01:40:15]  I mean, like, I love watching movies at home.
[01:40:17]  I never used to do it.
[01:40:18]  I love the movie experience.
[01:40:19]  It was like a fun date night because I felt like staying at home watching a movie wasn't as an exciting, as an exciting thing to do with my girl.
[01:40:27]  But now that I'm cool just doing that and that's an acceptable date, I can't see people going back to movies in the same way.
[01:40:32]  Is there like a virtual reality movie experience they could give you?
[01:40:36]  Like even if you're just virtually going to the theater and paying less.
[01:40:38]  That's part of the reason why I bought the Oculus to recreate that movie theater feel.
[01:40:44]  That's what I was thinking when I was thinking about VR.
[01:40:46]  Like it's dope and you can not yet see the person like next to you or whatever or their avatar of the person next to you, but it's still, it's not that comfortable.
[01:40:53]  You've still got this heavy shit sitting on your face.
[01:40:55]  Maybe 10 to 15 years.
[01:40:56]  She'll be right there.
[01:40:57]  But no, driving movie theaters are becoming a lot more popular.
[01:41:00]  I can see that.
[01:41:01]  And that's as like a kind of novelty thing.
[01:41:02]  It's just in New York, we can't do that.
[01:41:04]  I also think if you do that once or twice, you're going to be like, I'm good.
[01:41:07]  But you need a car, though.
[01:41:10]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:41:10]  Like, don't get me wrong.
[01:41:11]  It looks like a fun thing to do, but all these New Yorkers that would go to movies, they don't have a car.
[01:41:16]  It was a cheap, fun thing to do as a kid.
[01:41:18]  You have 10 bucks.
[01:41:18]  You go to a movie theater.
[01:41:19]  There's like this sense of independence and freedom that you have.
[01:41:22]  Now that shit is done.
[01:41:23]  I do not see movie theaters recovering from this.
[01:41:25]  And I'm curious how the fuck we're going to have films.
[01:41:30]  Are they going to charge $50 for the new Avengers?
[01:41:32]  I think.
[01:41:33]  It's going to be the same as a pay-per-view fight because let's be honest.
[01:41:36]  Avengers Endgame, we would have all paid $100 a ticket.
[01:41:41]  I was more excited for Endgame than I was for any recent boxing match or MMA fight.
[01:41:46]  So if Endgame comes out in six months, would you not go to a theater and see it?
[01:41:51]  It depends.
[01:41:52]  You know what?
[01:41:53]  It might have to be.
[01:41:54]  It might have to be the expensive ticket.
[01:41:56]  What's the movie theater you like?
[01:41:57]  That's like very, like a much better experience.
[01:41:59]  You have your iPod, iPick or something.
[01:42:01]  I pick.
[01:42:01]  There's the movie theaters that have the reclining chairs and the fucking...
[01:42:04]  I think that's you're going to charge way more and it's going to be for that.
[01:42:07]  Like this is an upgraded experience.
[01:42:08]  I'm living in luxury.
[01:42:09]  It's like flying first class, but for movies.
[01:42:11]  And then you'll pay $30, $40, whatever, maybe.
[01:42:13]  But it's like, no, but this is like, it's like going to a fancy dinner.
[01:42:16]  I know I could get this at home, but I'm paying for all of this.
[01:42:18]  Also, how are you going to be comfortable with a mask on?
[01:42:21]  It is not comfortable.
[01:42:22]  I spent the whole day.
[01:42:22]  This is all wearing a fucking mask because I was flying and I had to like do stopover flights.
[01:42:26]  So the whole day I wore a mask.
[01:42:27]  It's awful.
[01:42:28]  It fucking sucks.
[01:42:29]  It sucks.
[01:42:30]  And I get in.
[01:42:30]  I'm going to do it, but it's just uncomfortable.
[01:42:32]  You're out of breath the whole day.
[01:42:34]  It just sucks.
[01:42:35]  People are going to take it off in a movie theater.
[01:42:36]  And then that's the problem.
[01:42:37]  Wrong person takes it off.
[01:42:38]  It's a wrap.
[01:42:40]  They're going to do the glass shit probably.
[01:42:42]  That's probably what they're going to do.
[01:42:43]  Like, they're going to do the glass shit.
[01:42:44]  You buy tickets in groups of twos or fours like comedy shows.
[01:42:47]  I got the glass thing because they know they got it.
[01:42:49]  They make more money on concessions in popcorn than tickets, probably.
[01:42:53]  Like if you're the movie theater.
[01:42:54]  Yeah.
[01:42:55]  So they'll figure out some kind of situation where you can eat and drink and whatever.
[01:42:58]  And then I think once Corona is like we have the vaccine, then I think it's going to be morphed into like this is an experience that's like luxurious almost.
[01:43:07]  Big ass screen.
[01:43:08]  You might have big TV at home.
[01:43:09]  You don't got a 400-inch screen.
[01:43:10]  No, that's true.
[01:43:11]  They just are, they just need to find a way to enter the, I don't know, movies, we're always on the precipice of the future, right?
[01:43:20]  The idea of a movie theater even, like connecting sound and video.
[01:43:23]  Like all, you always look for film and you're like, wow, this is the newest technology.
[01:43:26]  This is the newest graphics.
[01:43:28]  These are the newest experiences that you could have visually.
[01:43:31]  And now the method in which they deliver it, it may be antiquated.
[01:43:35]  They haven't found a way to monetize the future of what films are.
[01:43:39]  You need to deliver it to our house.
[01:43:40]  Maybe we'll go to the movie theater as well, but you got to find a way to deliver it to us.
[01:43:44]  And we have VOD, but we can get around it too quick.
[01:43:46]  I think virtual reality might be the way.
[01:43:48]  Maybe why would people be less inclined to go to a movie, but still inclined to go to a restaurant?
[01:43:54]  I don't think people are as inclined to go to a restaurant.
[01:43:56]  I think they'll go outside, you know, and I, and don't get me wrong, I have, but like you're in there in a restaurant, there's some separation between other people.
[01:44:04]  I really think it's going to be the same thing.
[01:44:05]  It's going to be like fine dining, not any restaurant, fine dining.
[01:44:08]  Yeah.
[01:44:08]  And it's women.
[01:44:10]  Women are going to drive it.
[01:44:11]  They like having the experience of going out and doing these things and getting dressed up or whatever.
[01:44:14]  I think in the same way, that's why I think it'll be more luxurious.
[01:44:17]  It's the experience of like, oh, we're just going out.
[01:44:19]  I'm getting dressed up.
[01:44:20]  We're paying money for tickets.
[01:44:21]  Somebody's bringing us food, whatever.
[01:44:22]  I think that's how it has to go because I think women care about this shit more than we do.
[01:44:25]  I also, my suspicion is that most of the country is not as scrupulous about Corona as we are in New York.
[01:44:31]  You know what I mean?
[01:44:32]  Like, in New York, like those things might suffer, but like Kansas City, you think they're going to not go to law?
[01:44:38]  I was in Aspen, right?
[01:44:39]  Yeah.
[01:44:40]  Super low cases, like nothing there.
[01:44:43]  Right.
[01:44:43]  Right?
[01:44:45]  Mandatory mask mandate outside.
[01:44:50]  That's crazy.
[01:44:51]  You can't walk around town without a mask and people come up and stop you.
[01:44:55]  Security guards, police officers, they go, you have to wear a mask or else you're going to be fine.
[01:45:00]  I think his point is middle America.
[01:45:01]  Aspen might be geographically middle America, but it's like socioeconomically not middle America.
[01:45:06]  Fair.
[01:45:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:45:07]  People with money probably tend to be more liberal, et cetera.
[01:45:11]  Kansas City, like any of these, Florida, the whole state pretty much.
[01:45:15]  Right.
[01:45:15]  That's a different level of.
[01:45:17]  Even in Pennsylvania, no one is like wearing masks.
[01:45:21]  We went into restaurants and like you had to wear the mask to the table and then take it off.
[01:45:23]  Yeah, that's how it is everywhere.
[01:45:24]  You wear the mask tip and then you can eat it.
[01:45:26]  But with the movie theater, you're going to have to keep the mask on.
[01:45:30]  And it's an unpleasant experience.
[01:45:32]  And also with the movie, you don't need to be in the fucking theater.
[01:45:35]  The theater never did anything for me.
[01:45:37]  The theater is just a barrier of entry for me to see the theater is the place where the movie is.
[01:45:40]  Exactly.
[01:45:41]  Right.
[01:45:41]  So now that we've eliminated that barrier of entry, now that you can actually give that to me in my home, why not just give it to me in my home?
[01:45:48]  Because they'll make those money.
[01:45:50]  Exactly.
[01:45:50]  So you have to find a way to monetize home.
[01:45:52]  And maybe what they'll do to make up for it, we start to see a lot more like integrated advertising in films.
[01:45:56]  You know, there's like stupid.
[01:45:57]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:45:58]  Like whenever you watch any James Bond movie and you'll notice like when he's holding the steering wheel, dude, Aston Martin, like well, not only Astronomart, if the shot is over his right shoulder, both of his hands will be on this, on the right side of the steering wheel.
[01:46:10]  Like nobody drives like this at two and three.
[01:46:12]  Yeah.
[01:46:13]  But they're here so you could see the watch, the Amiga.
[01:46:16]  Right?
[01:46:16]  So it's like maybe you start seeing a lot more of that and they try to monetize through advertising.
[01:46:20]  Yeah.
[01:46:21]  But it can't go on like it.
[01:46:23]  I don't see it.
[01:46:24]  Do you really see people packing into movie theaters anymore?
[01:46:26]  No, I think they'll just do what restaurants do and comedy clubs and just have those barriers.
[01:46:30]  And now those movie theaters are making half the amount of money.
[01:46:33]  That's not enough to profit.
[01:46:34]  A lot will close down.
[01:46:35]  A lot will close down.
[01:46:36]  I don't think it goes away.
[01:46:37]  I don't think movies are done.
[01:46:38]  I think they will adapt.
[01:46:39]  Also, the thing about.
[01:46:40]  Of course, of course they'll adapt.
[01:46:41]  Yeah.
[01:46:41]  I just mean like the way in which we watch them.
[01:46:44]  They have to be able to deliver it.
[01:46:45]  The opening night thing that we're like, when you went to go see Avengers and there's no fucking seats available.
[01:46:50]  It's so sick.
[01:46:51]  Yeah, it's so great.
[01:46:52]  That's not around for another year or two probably at least.
[01:46:54]  Like we're not comfortable doing that for a while.
[01:46:56]  Yeah, they're just going to have to be at like 50% capacity.
[01:46:59]  They're going to have to have barriers up.
[01:47:01]  And I see the movie theaters like I pick are the ones that will be able to because they already serve overpriced food.
[01:47:08]  So it's like you go there for that experience.
[01:47:11]  All they have to do is just put a little barrier right next to the pot.
[01:47:13]  And they're already kind of socially distanced because of the movie.
[01:47:16]  Yeah, to his point of overpriced, you know you're overpaying going in, but it's about the experience.
[01:47:20]  I got this big ass screen.
[01:47:21]  I got this pot.
[01:47:22]  It's me and my girl.
[01:47:22]  It's romantic.
[01:47:23]  We got privacy.
[01:47:24]  It's, let's go.
[01:47:25]  And I think there will be a few of those big screen, old-type movie theaters, I'm sure, but like, as we knew them, but I don't, I think it's going to be more of the eye pick.
[01:47:32]  You're paying for the experience beyond just big screen loud sound.
[01:47:36]  Yeah.
[01:47:37]  I wonder if this creates a pretty cool opportunity for new filmmakers.
[01:47:42]  In the same way that like YouTube created an opportunity for shorter form content shows, right?
[01:47:51]  Like people watch this show as if it's a TV show.
[01:47:54]  Like we've created our own talk show.
[01:47:55]  essentially, right?
[01:47:56]  They put it on their TV.
[01:47:57]  And then put it on their TV and they watch it.
[01:47:59]  So for whatever reason, that never trickled into scripted TV.
[01:48:04]  It trickled into sketch.
[01:48:06]  Like you see Sketch on YouTube, you see Sketch on Instagram, that kind of stuff.
[01:48:08]  But like the scripted TV stuff, long form, you haven't really seen it.
[01:48:11]  And film, it never really touched it.
[01:48:14]  And I wonder if the comfort with video on demand, I wonder if we are comfortable watching, what is it, the Prince of Staten Island or the King of Staten Island, whatever.
[01:48:23]  I rented it.
[01:48:24]  Right.
[01:48:24]  So it's like, I wonder if we get more and more comfortable with renting these things on Apple or Amazon or whatever different streaming service you use.
[01:48:32]  If new filmmakers who are unattached, right, could create their own pieces and then put them up there with much more with much less scrutiny.
[01:48:41]  You know, if somebody's like, oh, my film's going straight to Apple TV or whatever where you can download it, you'd be like, oh, nobody bought your film.
[01:48:48]  But now we're at a place where, at least with stand-up, yeah, I put my special on YouTube.
[01:48:52]  It's like, oh, yeah, that's where you go watch stand-up.
[01:48:54]  I wonder if that happens to movies now.
[01:48:55]  And then it gives opportunities to some like filmmakers who never got a shot in Hollywood, but they're fucking sick and they could kill it.
[01:49:01]  And now that barrier of entry is much less.
[01:49:04]  I think that was starting already.
[01:49:05]  Yeah, for the most part, I'm only paying for movies at the theater if they're like movies I would want to see at the theater.
[01:49:11]  Big time, yeah.
[01:49:11]  Big, big budget, special effects.
[01:49:13]  Superhero movies are perfect.
[01:49:14]  That's why they were so bankable.
[01:49:15]  Yeah.
[01:49:15]  Because people will pay for this.
[01:49:17]  Joker and the Furious game, fucking X-Men.
[01:49:20]  I remember Joker.
[01:49:20]  I remember being surprised, like, yo, Joker made a lot of money at the movie theater, and it doesn't seem like the kind of movie they made.
[01:49:26]  You could have put that shit right to the crib.
[01:49:27]  And we would all watch Joker at the crib.
[01:49:29]  Yeah.
[01:49:30]  Yeah.
[01:49:30]  I don't know.
[01:49:31]  I'm really curious to see what happens with cinema, man.
[01:49:34]  The next few years post-Corona is going to be like these, you know, and we'll move on, but like these companies, what are they called?
[01:49:41]  These like studio, these film houses, I don't know what you're referring to.
[01:49:43]  Studios, film house, whatever they are, they got to be shitting themselves because they have these movies made.
[01:49:48]  Like the newest, who's the guy that made Dark Knight Rises and all those?
[01:49:50]  Christopher Nolan.
[01:49:51]  Nolan has a new movie called, I think, Tenant or something like that.
[01:49:54]  It's with Denzel Washington's kid.
[01:49:56]  Right.
[01:49:57]  And that's probably $100 million budget, $200 million budget.
[01:50:02]  He has a finished movie with nowhere to fucking put it.
[01:50:06]  So they're just sitting on $200 million spent waiting for a time when they can recoup.
[01:50:12]  That's a lot of money to wait on.
[01:50:16]  I mean, do you just go VOD?
[01:50:19]  You know how much you lose, but you might have to be forced to a situation where you have to recoup.
[01:50:23]  Yeah, you can't go to theaters right now.
[01:50:24]  You cannot go theaters.
[01:50:25]  And a Nolan movie needs to be theaters because of the budget that goes into it.

=== Voting For Competent Leaders (08:58) ===

[01:50:28]  Yep.
[01:50:30]  It's a tricky time, man.
[01:50:32]  It's a tricky time.
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[01:51:05]  And if that isn't enough proof or evidence that the Patreon is absolutely fucking unfiltered and wild and crazy and insane, if that isn't enough proof, I don't know what is.
[01:51:15]  I don't know how else to prove it to the people that haven't joined on yet.
[01:51:17]  Let's go.
[01:51:18]  Anyway, thank y'all so much for making that happen, man.
[01:51:20]  It's unfucking real, man.
[01:51:22]  Biggest in the goddamn world.
[01:51:23]  Grown so much, you might not know this, but I was homeless when we started.
[01:51:26]  Ah, and now he has a home.
[01:51:28]  Yeah, and now you might be moving again.
[01:51:30]  Might be moving on.
[01:51:31]  This shit might be coming to the city, boy.
[01:51:32]  Might be.
[01:51:33]  Anyway, let's do one more topic and then we got to get out of here.
[01:51:36]  You want to talk about this Wuhan?
[01:51:38]  I was thinking we could talk with Wuhan, but we could also talk about my man Biden.
[01:51:41]  Oh, let's do that.
[01:51:42]  Keep on gaffing.
[01:51:44]  Yo.
[01:51:45]  Biden was talking to Cardi B.
[01:51:47]  No clue why that even happens.
[01:51:49]  Kamala told him probably.
[01:51:50]  No, but like Cardi's been like this part of the liberal Democratic machine.
[01:51:56]  It's really interesting.
[01:51:57]  And I wonder if they cut a deal with her.
[01:51:59]  I'm sure.
[01:52:00]  Because remember, she had a charge.
[01:52:02]  Remember, Cardi got a charge?
[01:52:04]  She was wrapped up in that whole like, what's the girl, Brim, that we had on?
[01:52:08]  Oh, Star Brim.
[01:52:09]  She was wrapped up in the whole Star Brim thing.
[01:52:11]  And I think there was a racketeering type of case that was attached to it.
[01:52:15]  I don't know.
[01:52:16]  There's a lot of allegedly out here.
[01:52:18]  But that shit just went away.
[01:52:20]  Remember, she also had a charge for attacking someone in a strip club or something like that?
[01:52:23]  Yeah, it was like some stripper that was talking shit about her sister, I believe, and they got into a little altercation.
[01:52:29]  Yeah.
[01:52:29]  All the stuff about her like drugging guys and like taking their money.
[01:52:32]  Oh, yeah.
[01:52:33]  Allegedly.
[01:52:34]  There was some allegedly drugging guys and taking their money.
[01:52:36]  So a lot of this shit popped up, right?
[01:52:37]  And it looked like there was going to be actual legal recourse, right?
[01:52:41]  They had charged her with crimes.
[01:52:43]  These crimes seem to have gone away.
[01:52:46]  And I wonder if the deal is, hey, you've got this massive platform.
[01:52:49]  You have tons of influence.
[01:52:51]  You're going to talk to Bernie Sanders when we ask you to.
[01:52:52]  You're going to talk to Joe Biden when we ask you to.
[01:52:55]  You're going to do whatever it takes to continue to push this agenda forward.
[01:52:59]  This is, again, just conspiracy theory.
[01:53:01]  Right.
[01:53:01]  But it seems reasonable.
[01:53:03]  Yeah.
[01:53:03]  And I bet you this is not the first time the United States government or certain politicians have cut deals with influential figures.
[01:53:10]  Yeah.
[01:53:10]  Right?
[01:53:10]  Like, who's probably the most prominent one?
[01:53:12]  Can you think of any?
[01:53:14]  Times where the government may have cut a deal with prominent influential figures in order to push their agendas.
[01:53:20]  Seeing her with this polished ass suit and like trying to make her dyed red hair look like sophisticated, like yeah, it's got to be a wiggy, right?
[01:53:29]  But anyway.
[01:53:29]  Long ass nails.
[01:53:30]  Yeah.
[01:53:31]  So she's out there doing her thing.
[01:53:33]  And Joe Biden, I guess they're talking about kids or something like that.
[01:53:36]  Joe Biden says, you telling me about kids, I've got five grandkids.
[01:53:44]  He has seven grandkids.
[01:53:47]  I don't have any grandkids.
[01:53:49]  Do you forget how many you have?
[01:53:51]  I feel like after a certain number, you just be, hey, man, that's a lot.
[01:53:54]  It's just a lot.
[01:53:55]  I understand forgetting names.
[01:53:56]  I do understand that.
[01:53:57]  Yeah.
[01:53:59]  But how many you got?
[01:54:01]  And it's not like you got 14 and you say you got 13.
[01:54:04]  That's true.
[01:54:05]  That's true.
[01:54:06]  Five, seven.
[01:54:07]  I mean, you ain't going to claim the ones that you don't like.
[01:54:10]  I don't like hoes.
[01:54:11]  That's true.
[01:54:12]  His kid had one with some hoe.
[01:54:16]  No, like he had a little side baby.
[01:54:18]  Yeah.
[01:54:19]  Right?
[01:54:19]  And then I counted on claims.
[01:54:20]  So maybe, okay, now we're down to six, but then it's six legits.
[01:54:25]  One of them probably an asshole.
[01:54:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:54:28]  I mean, it is.
[01:54:29]  Look, I'm not trying to just bash Biden, even though we absolutely should, because this motherfucker clearly has dementia, and we're about to potentially elect him as president of the United States of fucking America.
[01:54:39]  I mean, that's crazy.
[01:54:41]  That's an absolutely crazy thing.
[01:54:42]  Like, other countries have to be going, what the fuck is going on over there, right?
[01:54:45]  I mean, I'm sure they've been at it.
[01:54:46]  They've been saying that.
[01:54:47]  They've been saying that.
[01:54:49]  Like, when we elected Trump, they're like, what the hell's happening?
[01:54:51]  And now we're going to elect a dead guy.
[01:54:53]  Yeah.
[01:54:53]  This weekend at Biden's.
[01:54:55]  Yeah.
[01:54:56]  So it's like, I don't fucking know.
[01:54:58]  It almost seems like we're like laughing these things off.
[01:55:00]  We're like, oh, here's another gaff.
[01:55:02]  It's like, why?
[01:55:02]  That's not funny.
[01:55:03]  This guy got the nuclear card.
[01:55:04]  But I'm not as worried because there's a competent person behind him.
[01:55:08]  When has a VP done anything?
[01:55:10]  In this case, you can do everything.
[01:55:11]  No, no, no.
[01:55:12]  VPs don't do shit.
[01:55:13]  No, traditionally, I agree with you.
[01:55:15]  I think in this case, they were like, look, he can get us the moderate white vote who's a little racist, but doesn't want to admit it.
[01:55:20]  He's not going to vote.
[01:55:21]  I'm talking about doing the job.
[01:55:22]  So once he gets elected, we get a VP that's competent, and you can think what you want about Kamala's politics and who she is as a person, whatever.
[01:55:28]  There's no denying she is competent enough to do the job.
[01:55:31]  Whether or not you're going to like what she does, who knows?
[01:55:33]  But get him.
[01:55:35]  He'll get the votes.
[01:55:35]  He'll get elected.
[01:55:36]  She's going to run the show behind the scenes.
[01:55:38]  In the same way, I think George W. Bush didn't really run the show behind the scenes.
[01:55:41]  It was Rumsfeld and whoever the fucker.
[01:55:43]  And Cheney and all these people he had behind.
[01:55:44]  A lot of people say Cheney's the one that took us to Iraq and all that shit.
[01:55:48]  Yeah, for sure.
[01:55:49]  That's what Kamala is going to be, but hopefully, you know, for good.
[01:55:52]  And real talk, Obama's still pulling all the strings there.
[01:55:56]  Like right now, all the people Biden has around him is former Obama cabinet people.
[01:56:00]  So it's like, it's just going to be another Obama third.
[01:56:04]  Y'all are really justifying that we're going to put a man with dementia in office.
[01:56:07]  Like, this is crazy to me.
[01:56:08]  Like, y'all are justifying it right now.
[01:56:10]  Like, put a fucking celebrity guy in the office.
[01:56:12]  The guy has his brain.
[01:56:15]  I would rather somebody with their brain than someone without their brain.
[01:56:19]  It's not ideal.
[01:56:20]  No experience in politics whatsoever.
[01:56:22]  Who cares if you're brain dead?
[01:56:24]  You also have no experience in politics.
[01:56:26]  You've forgotten all of your experience in politics.
[01:56:29]  But what if you do have competent people around you that can just make you do whatever?
[01:56:32]  Boom.
[01:56:32]  That's everybody.
[01:56:33]  He's the Manchurian candidate, but retarded.
[01:56:36]  Bro, I don't know.
[01:56:40]  I don't know, man.
[01:56:41]  Like, if instead of being under brain control, there was no brain to control, that's Joe Biden.
[01:56:47]  No, I just can't.
[01:56:47]  I can't support it.
[01:56:49]  I think some people are looking at this like, okay, we can either get a bad person in office or a senile person with good people around him.
[01:56:57]  But how do we know those people are good?
[01:56:58]  Because they're like Obama's cabinet or I think that's the way some people are assessing it.
[01:57:02]  That's how.
[01:57:03]  Who is in Obama's cabinet that's helping?
[01:57:05]  I mean, the country wasn't in the shape it is right now when Obama was president.
[01:57:15]  I think the country is in this shape because of Corona.
[01:57:17]  I trust Kamala as we was.
[01:57:19]  Also, Kamala has already been with a senile guy in his 60s, made that relationship worse.
[01:57:24]  She could do this again.
[01:57:25]  She profited off that.
[01:57:26]  America is going to profit off this.
[01:57:27]  That's a good point, bro.
[01:57:28]  Fair enough.
[01:57:29]  Fair enough.
[01:57:30]  And we are really voting for Kamala.
[01:57:32]  We need a host.
[01:57:33]  It doesn't look like Biden's going to last that long.
[01:57:35]  So it's like, bro, the CNN put out this tweet.
[01:57:39]  It said, Joe Biden made the pick that maximized his chances of continuing to make the race a straight referendum on Trump while also selecting someone whose resume suggests being ready to step in if and when Biden decides to step aside.
[01:57:55]  When in the history of American politics have they ever suggested that a potential incoming president was going to step aside?
[01:58:07]  If and when?
[01:58:08]  I don't.
[01:58:09]  What do they know that we don't know?
[01:58:11]  He's dying.
[01:58:11]  We all know this.
[01:58:12]  We all see this.
[01:58:12]  He's dying.
[01:58:13]  His brain is dead.
[01:58:15]  It is weekend at Bernie's, but it's a Joe.
[01:58:17]  It's weekend at Biden.
[01:58:18]  I'm telling you, this is a dead person, but it's unprecedented.
[01:58:21]  We're also in unprecedented times, I think.
[01:58:23]  I took that as he only plans to be a one-term president.
[01:58:28]  I took that as he's going to die in nine months.
[01:58:30]  Yeah.
[01:58:32]  The guy's dead.
[01:58:34]  And I have looked at everything and I'm like, if I vote, I'm going to vote Biden and Kamala.
[01:58:41]  Yeah.
[01:58:42]  That's what that is.
[01:58:43]  Fuck, man.
[01:58:44]  I got you, bro.
[01:58:45]  Anyway, listen, hopefully.
[01:58:47]  Good luck, man.
[01:58:48]  I would rather, honestly, I would rather just say, hey, you know what?
[01:58:50]  Kamala is the one.
[01:58:51]  She's going to run and then give us your platform.
[01:58:53]  So we at least know what we're voting for.
[01:58:54]  Yeah, no, the problem is a lot of people aren't comfortable voting for that.
[01:58:57]  They were comfortable with Biden.
[01:58:58]  It's about the white moderate vote.
[01:59:00]  You always say that.
[01:59:00]  Why the fuck are they comfortable with a guy who's dead?
[01:59:03]  They're not smart people.
[01:59:07]  No, you got to vote.
[01:59:08]  Most people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
[01:59:10]  This isn't racist.
[01:59:11]  I really believe this.
[01:59:12]  Nah, you can keep this.
[01:59:13]  I think about 20% of human beings should be allowed to vote.
[01:59:16]  That's a powerful thing to vote.
[01:59:18]  We shouldn't just trust every idiot over 18.
[01:59:20]  Socrates said that or Plato said that?
[01:59:22]  I'd be saying bullshit without realizing it.
[01:59:25]  Anyway, philosophies, hypotheses.