Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Michael B. Jordan is the new Scarface | Patreon Sample
Aired: 2020-05-15
Duration: 09:37


=== Michael B Jordan Acting Skills (05:34) ===

[00:00:06]  All right, all right, all right.
[00:00:07]  Michael B. Jordan is playing Tony Montana and the new starface.
[00:00:10]  Yeah, I listen.
[00:00:11]  Let me tell you something about Michael B. Jordan.
[00:00:13]  Go.
[00:00:14]  Very likable guy.
[00:00:18]  Not a good actor.
[00:00:19]  And I say this knowing full well he's a fucking joint.
[00:00:22]  Yeah.
[00:00:22]  My man is a bad.
[00:00:24]  That's a bad bitch, yo.
[00:00:25]  But is he a junior union?
[00:00:27]  He's a fucking junior.
[00:00:30]  But is it, let's be honest, is it all bald, eh?
[00:00:33]  Or is it...
[00:00:34]  Nah, my man got good teeth.
[00:00:35]  I don't think the teeth rub me the wrong way.
[00:00:37]  I'm being objective here.
[00:00:38]  Hey, they rub me the right way.
[00:00:40]  Do they?
[00:00:41]  Do they, though?
[00:00:42]  They could if they wanted.
[00:00:44]  But for real.
[00:00:45]  Yeah.
[00:00:45]  Okay, you think that he is truly a good-looking guy.
[00:00:48]  My man is a piece, yo.
[00:00:51]  I don't, I'm not feeling it, to be honest.
[00:00:52]  I think he's a great body, but I'm not feeling anything else.
[00:00:56]  What's not to feel?
[00:00:57]  I just don't think he's objectively that attractive in the face.
[00:01:01]  Objectively speaking.
[00:01:02]  And I'll call a guy attractive.
[00:01:03]  Mark, how you feel?
[00:01:04]  He's pretty attractive.
[00:01:05]  He's pretty, though.
[00:01:06]  He's not like stunning.
[00:01:08]  Al, can you be honest?
[00:01:10]  Who's stunning?
[00:01:10]  Because there's no stunning.
[00:01:11]  See, that's what I'm saying.
[00:01:12]  Stunning is gay.
[00:01:13]  No.
[00:01:14]  Ronaldo is.
[00:01:15]  He's stunning.
[00:01:16]  That dude's stunning.
[00:01:17]  He's not gay.
[00:01:17]  Yeah, but that's like he looks gay.
[00:01:19]  He only makes you feel gay.
[00:01:20]  He makes you feel gay.
[00:01:21]  Nah, but he's mad, pretty, and shiny.
[00:01:23]  Let's lock in on this.
[00:01:24]  You feel gay.
[00:01:28]  No, no, no.
[00:01:28]  You feel gay when you see Ronaldo?
[00:01:30]  Is that it?
[00:01:30]  You have a gay feeling?
[00:01:31]  Be honest.
[00:01:32]  I mean, I can tell that's an attractive guy.
[00:01:34]  But I think he's too attractive.
[00:01:36]  And I think girls...
[00:01:37]  Most girls have said, nah, he's too cute.
[00:01:40]  Too cute?
[00:01:41]  If these bitches don't shut the fuck up about it.
[00:01:43]  I've heard that a lot.
[00:01:44]  Like, you just say that.
[00:01:45]  Oh, because he makes them feel insecure.
[00:01:47]  He makes them feel insecure.
[00:01:48]  Nah, I think it's good.
[00:01:49]  He's too much of a freeboy.
[00:01:50]  That's what they're saying.
[00:01:52]  Ken Mario Lopez Ryan.
[00:01:54]  Don't you ever put Mario Lopez in the same fucking conversation?
[00:01:57]  Hey, real talk.
[00:01:58]  Mario Lopez got longevity now.
[00:02:01]  Yo, Mario Lopez got longevity.
[00:02:03]  And he got them dimpless.
[00:02:05]  He do got them.
[00:02:05]  He got them dimpless.
[00:02:06]  He got to be in his 40s, 50s.
[00:02:08]  No, he's aged.
[00:02:10]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:02:11]  You got to put weight on that.
[00:02:12]  He's the John Stamos of Latino.
[00:02:14]  So maybe Michael B. George is the hottest black dude for white women.
[00:02:18]  Nah, son.
[00:02:19]  He's like the safest black dude for a white woman to like.
[00:02:21]  He's like cute and like teddy bear.
[00:02:23]  Who's batter in black dudes?
[00:02:24]  Nah, black girls love him too.
[00:02:25]  Oh, do they?
[00:02:26]  I thought you just said it.
[00:02:27]  Yo, I just realized some shit, y'all.
[00:02:30]  Oh, shit.
[00:02:31]  No, I just realized some shit.
[00:02:33]  Let's go.
[00:02:33]  All right.
[00:02:34]  You ready?
[00:02:34]  I'm ready.
[00:02:36]  Al Pacino wasn't Cuban either.
[00:02:41]  So if we come for Michael B. Jordan with the smoke.
[00:02:45]  Let's say fucking this shit.
[00:02:47]  Real talk.
[00:02:48]  If we come to Michael B. Jordan with the smoke because he's not Latino, we got to have the same smoke for Al Pacino playing a Latino.
[00:02:56]  Yep.
[00:02:57]  Wow, bro.
[00:02:58]  That's the point I was trying to make to you.
[00:03:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:03:00]  Stay whoa.
[00:03:01]  Stay whoa.
[00:03:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:03:03]  We need to mock these niggas in the corner to sleep for God.
[00:03:10]  Yo, that's real talk.
[00:03:11]  If a white guy can play a Latin dude, can a black guy play the Latin dude?
[00:03:18]  I don't have a problem with appropriation.
[00:03:19]  Appropriate.
[00:03:20]  Just don't complain about appropriation and then appropriate.
[00:03:23]  That's my opinion.
[00:03:24]  Even if the role was originally appropriated.
[00:03:26]  Yeah, you don't got what?
[00:03:27]  Two wrongs don't make a right.
[00:03:29]  Do two wongs make a right?
[00:03:31]  They don't make a white either.
[00:03:32]  So fuck it.
[00:03:34]  Okay.
[00:03:35]  Interesting.
[00:03:36]  So you're saying...
[00:03:36]  Two wrongs damn sure don't make no white.
[00:03:38]  They make all fucking they make a woo, hon. Okay, so you're saying Michael B. Jordan might have never said anything about cultural appropriation, but the community that is knocking cultural appropriation keep that same energy.
[00:03:58]  And I guarantee you they complained about Al Pacino being Scarface.
[00:04:01]  I didn't give a fuck.
[00:04:02]  And if Michael B. Jordan nails that shit and knocks it out of the park, hey, great.
[00:04:06]  Good on him.
[00:04:06]  I just want to hear those motherfuckers keep that same energy.
[00:04:11]  I mean, I'm a Michael B. Jordan fan.
[00:04:13]  My man is foin.
[00:04:15]  Foyne.
[00:04:16]  He's foin.
[00:04:16]  He's foin.
[00:04:18]  Actually, I don't find him that fine.
[00:04:20]  You hating, yo.
[00:04:21]  I'll say Cristiano Ronaldo is a fine man.
[00:04:24]  That's a fine man.
[00:04:25]  Yo, he magged shiny.
[00:04:28]  What?
[00:04:28]  Yeah, like, all the men shiny.
[00:04:30]  Just too much.
[00:04:31]  I like a clean cut.
[00:04:32]  It's too much where it becomes like you're not attractive, though.
[00:04:34]  You're too much of a pretty boy when Al was fucked up.
[00:04:36]  Hold on.
[00:04:37]  You like a more rugged dude?
[00:04:39]  Yeah.
[00:04:39]  Come on.
[00:04:40]  Come on, son.
[00:04:41]  You like a Jason Momoa?
[00:04:42]  Oh, that's like a man.
[00:04:45]  That's a man.
[00:04:46]  He could throw an axe.
[00:04:47]  Son, yes.
[00:04:49]  He can protect me.
[00:04:50]  Cradle me?
[00:04:52]  I need a man who could protect me.
[00:04:54]  Hey, Michael B. Jordan got hands.
[00:04:56]  You make me wet, Aquaman.
[00:05:00]  Oh, no.
[00:05:01]  What?
[00:05:03]  What's wet?
[00:05:04]  What?
[00:05:04]  What's wet?
[00:05:05]  Oh, don't start this, bro.
[00:05:07]  Suck.
[00:05:08]  Please don't start this.
[00:05:09]  More of their science talk yesterday.
[00:05:11]  Is water wet?
[00:05:12]  Not just water wet.
[00:05:13]  Is a fish wet?
[00:05:14]  A fist is not wet.
[00:05:15]  It is a fish.
[00:05:19]  They were really going for it yesterday.
[00:05:21]  Al, don't pretend like you weren't partying.
[00:05:22]  No, you were a party.
[00:05:24]  I thought you're so smart.
[00:05:25]  Quote from Al, fish is water.
[00:05:28]  Yeah, you were on my side with this.
[00:05:29]  Why are you rolling your eyes?
[00:05:31]  We were on the same team fighting against human.
[00:05:33]  He was snitching.
[00:05:33]  Six, nine.
[00:05:36]  Hey, it is what it is.
[00:05:37]  King of New York shit.
[00:05:38]  I mean, it's king of New York shit.

=== Al Pacino Casting Controversy (03:56) ===

[00:05:40]  I don't know.
[00:05:41]  That's what we do.
[00:05:43]  All right, but in all seriousness, what are we going to do with this movie?
[00:05:47]  Are we going to go see it?
[00:05:48]  I'm going to probably go see it.
[00:05:50]  Well, actually, I'm going to listen to how it is.
[00:05:52]  And if people say it's dope, I'm going to go see it.
[00:05:53]  I'm not sold on Michael B. Jordan as an actor.
[00:05:56]  I think he's a star.
[00:05:57]  I don't think anybody is.
[00:05:59]  They say he's a face actor.
[00:06:00]  Here's a question.
[00:06:01]  But he does these movies that get acclaim, like Fruit Vale Station.
[00:06:05]  He did another one with Jamie Foxx.
[00:06:08]  This one with the verdict's still out.
[00:06:10]  Did that come out yet?
[00:06:10]  What?
[00:06:11]  The one with Jamie Fox.
[00:06:13]  And he's a lawyer or some shit.
[00:06:14]  I don't know how she came out.
[00:06:15]  Yo, but maybe it's a bigoted thing on our end.
[00:06:16]  Maybe we don't see Latinos as black.
[00:06:19]  And the fact that there's a black Latino happening, we're like, huh?
[00:06:22]  That don't make sense.
[00:06:23]  He's supposed to be.
[00:06:24]  But if he was like, there we go.
[00:06:26]  Now, I really feel like it could be some shit.
[00:06:28]  Like, when you envision, like, when I envision an Indian, I actually envision an Indian of your complexion.
[00:06:33]  Can I say this?
[00:06:34]  Go.
[00:06:34]  It is not racial appropriation.
[00:06:36]  What is it?
[00:06:37]  What's the term?
[00:06:38]  Huh?
[00:06:38]  Cultural appropriation.
[00:06:39]  Pull my fucking dick out right now.
[00:06:43]  Do that shit, dog.
[00:06:44]  Keep that up.
[00:06:45]  Keep that up.
[00:06:46]  I knew I was doing something.
[00:06:47]  Keep that shit up, son.
[00:06:48]  That's a good-ass player.
[00:06:50]  Racial appropriation is.
[00:06:51]  What kind of appropriation?
[00:06:52]  I'll take off my belt.
[00:06:53]  Cultural appropriation.
[00:06:54]  I'll wrap it around my dick real tight.
[00:06:56]  You know what I mean?
[00:06:57]  Like the guy from Killbill.
[00:06:58]  You don't threaten me with a good time.
[00:07:00]  Talking about it.
[00:07:01]  Okay.
[00:07:02]  Cultural appropriation.
[00:07:03]  And Michael B. Jordan's culture is African-American.
[00:07:06]  Al Pacino's culture is Italian, fam.
[00:07:09]  That was appropriated, huh?
[00:07:11]  I'm just saying we know that's appropriated.
[00:07:13]  But if you have a problem with appropriation, then don't do the same shit.
[00:07:17]  I don't mind Al Pacino playing fucking.
[00:07:19]  No, maybe we're staying true to the movie.
[00:07:21]  You can never have a Cuban playing movie.
[00:07:23]  That don't matter to people.
[00:07:24]  True to the movie.
[00:07:25]  It's never about the artist.
[00:07:26]  It's about the culture being represented.
[00:07:28]  So I'm speaking on behalf of those people.
[00:07:30]  Yo, real talk because they never have that same energy for when like black English people play black American characters and that's not the same culture.
[00:07:38]  Ooh.
[00:07:39]  And Al Pacino is Italian American the same way Michael B. Jordan is African American.
[00:07:44]  Exactly.
[00:07:45]  Did you make my point?
[00:07:46]  I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
[00:07:49]  I'm agreeing.
[00:07:49]  I agree, but I was a little hesitant to agree.
[00:07:52]  No, like he's the same as Michael B. Jordan in terms of like percentage.
[00:07:55]  He's American.
[00:07:56]  Like they're both American.
[00:07:58]  They're 100% American.
[00:07:59]  They're the same amount Cuban.
[00:08:01]  They're not Cuban.
[00:08:02]  Latinos got black.
[00:08:04]  What?
[00:08:05]  Latinos.
[00:08:06]  Latinos have black.
[00:08:07]  In them.
[00:08:07]  They also have white in them.
[00:08:08]  How do they have black in them?
[00:08:10]  I mean, people were purchased from the continent of Africa.
[00:08:14]  And then they ended up in Puerto Rico.
[00:08:17]  So, wait, Dominicans.
[00:08:18]  Wait, all Latinos have black in them?
[00:08:20]  Not all, but a lot do.
[00:08:21]  Puerto Ricans, Dominicans.
[00:08:23]  Children of the diaspora.
[00:08:25]  Wait, the islanders.
[00:08:26]  Speak.
[00:08:27]  Yes.
[00:08:27]  My white brother.
[00:08:28]  Actually, not only the Islanders.
[00:08:30]  Slave trade reached Mexico, Brazil, 100%.
[00:08:33]  All throughout Panama.
[00:08:34]  A lot of black people in Panama.
[00:08:35]  Like, black, black.
[00:08:36]  If you had a dark ass, even Dominican playing like a fucking, who's this?
[00:08:42]  Like a big poppy-looking ass dude playing Scarface.
[00:08:45]  Cool.
[00:08:45]  I get it.
[00:08:46]  That's what it should be.
[00:08:48]  But you can't get an African-American and say that's not the same thing as Al Pacino doing it.
[00:08:52]  It's the same shit.
[00:08:53]  You know why?
[00:08:54]  Just don't act like you're going to go see this.
[00:08:56]  You know what?
[00:08:56]  It's cool now that we're representing.
[00:08:57]  You're not.
[00:08:58]  You know why I don't like it?
[00:08:59]  Black people in a big hurry.
[00:09:00]  Because I don't believe in Michael B. Jordan as an actor for this.
[00:09:03]  That's another problem.
[00:09:04]  That's the real reason I don't like it.
[00:09:05]  Dog, if it was.
[00:09:06]  That's the issue.
[00:09:06]  If it was a fucking.
[00:09:07]  He's not good enough at acting to pull this off.
[00:09:09]  And he's going to let us down and we love this movie.
[00:09:11]  And we love this movie.
[00:09:12]  We don't want it ruined.
[00:09:13]  No, that's a big problem, too.
[00:09:15]  Who should do it, though?
[00:09:16]  Who should play Scarface?
[00:09:18]  Only one person, bro.
[00:09:19]  Only one person.
[00:09:20]  Oh, man.
[00:09:23]  Yo, what's up?
[00:09:24]  This is Akash.
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