Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Michael Jordan Stop Whining!
Aired: 2020-05-01
Duration: 10:00


=== Why Jerry Treats My Teammate (05:13) ===

[00:00:04]  Son, you wouldn't call him gay if you found out some motherfucker you were kissing on the cheek every single game end up having AIDS?
[00:00:09]  That's the least that you could call him.
[00:00:12]  You think Isaiah is great because he is gay?
[00:00:14]  Not call him gay because then it means like, oh shit, I'm gay by association.
[00:00:19]  I think motherfuckers still gonna know you kissed him.
[00:00:21]  That don't stop.
[00:00:22]  Did Isaiah have so it's like, yeah, of course, I gotta do something to punish this guy.
[00:00:26]  You were kissing me on the face.
[00:00:27]  At that time, you didn't know how you got AIDS.
[00:00:28]  You could get AIDS by kissing someone on the cheek.
[00:00:30]  You have no clue.
[00:00:31]  Also, saying that someone was gay when they had AIDS back in the day when only gay people had it.
[00:00:35]  It's not the craziest thing.
[00:00:37]  Yeah, but you must have had it.
[00:00:38]  You could talk to him.
[00:00:39]  That's your homie.
[00:00:39]  So tell me what the deal is.
[00:00:42]  Tell me what the deal is.
[00:00:43]  What's good with this?
[00:00:44]  And then, even if you don't believe him, that's one thing, but to never have the conversation and just go around the league being like, I got gay, yo.
[00:00:50]  Like, come on, bro.
[00:00:50]  Yeah, Magic said that he should have been left off the team.
[00:00:53]  He said in this quote, he's like, he should have gotten left off the team 100%.
[00:00:57]  It's a team everyone's got to get along, and he rubbed guys the wrong way.
[00:01:00]  Boom.
[00:01:01]  That's it.
[00:01:02]  People don't like you.
[00:01:03]  That's why you have to.
[00:01:03]  Magic said it, even though Magic loved him.
[00:01:05]  Like, Scottie Pittman hated him.
[00:01:07]  Jordan hated him.
[00:01:08]  There you go.
[00:01:09]  So maybe it wasn't even a Jordan decision explicitly, right?
[00:01:13]  Maybe it was like, maybe Rod was asking around, so what do we think about it?
[00:01:18]  Would you like to spend a few weeks with IT in Europe?
[00:01:20]  And enough motherfuckers on the team are like, I don't want to be near this guy, bro.
[00:01:24]  He's a pain in the goddamn ass.
[00:01:25]  We're going to win anyway.
[00:01:26]  Like, we don't need it.
[00:01:27]  Let's have fun.
[00:01:28]  Let's be around people that we enjoy.
[00:01:29]  Now, too, IT is in his defense a little bit, especially with that comment about like they don't keep that same energy.
[00:01:34]  Yeah.
[00:01:34]  I'm reading this book.
[00:01:36]  I read this book and they talked about IT's upbringing a little bit.
[00:01:38]  That motherfucker went through it.
[00:01:40]  Yeah.
[00:01:41]  I mean, like, he literally said some shit about trusting your instincts, and I'm sure he exaggerated a bit, but he's like, anytime you saw a guy in the corner, you had to make a decision, is this guy going to rob me, try to kill me, have a problem with me, or is he just going to let me walk past?
[00:01:53]  And every time you're walking to school, these are decisions you're making multiple times a day.
[00:01:56]  You got to learn to trust your instincts and say, fuck.
[00:01:58]  Yeah, that's growing up in the hood.
[00:02:00]  I mean, yeah.
[00:02:00]  And it was the crack era.
[00:02:02]  And like, he grew up in a rough ass part of, I guess, with Chicago, and 12 brothers and sisters, whatever, pops fucking walked out on him.
[00:02:10]  I think.
[00:02:10]  But it's just like, this guy went through it more than a MJ, more than a Magic, more than maybe not Larry, but more than a lot of these guys.
[00:02:17]  So I can see how that hardens you and makes you be like, man, fuck all y'all.
[00:02:20]  What is this?
[00:02:22]  Yo, did you see?
[00:02:24]  Did you see Bill Lambert's response?
[00:02:26]  I heard it was very like non-apologetic.
[00:02:28]  What'd he say?
[00:02:29]  He's like, stop whining.
[00:02:32]  Fucking love it.
[00:02:33]  He's watching the MJ doc, and he goes, he goes, he goes, yeah, we did it.
[00:02:36]  It was stupid, but stop fucking whining.
[00:02:38]  That's the point.
[00:02:39]  Whining about it.
[00:02:40]  Grow up.
[00:02:40]  That is a good idea.
[00:02:41]  And I saw a bunch of little bitches want.
[00:02:43]  He walked away, dude.
[00:02:44]  Shake our hands.
[00:02:45]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:02:47]  Grow up.
[00:02:48]  Be a man.
[00:02:49]  Little bitch-ass motherfucker.
[00:02:50]  Shake our hands after the game.
[00:02:52]  We shook your hands.
[00:02:54]  Yo, real talk.
[00:02:55]  Someone needed to say that to them, yo.
[00:02:57]  You can demean MJ's entire greatness with that.
[00:03:00]  Because that's his whole mindset to holding grudges.
[00:03:02]  Oh, I was talking high school team.
[00:03:04]  I got him.
[00:03:06]  What's Pearson?
[00:03:08]  Lindmart is a better player than me.
[00:03:11]  He was my roommate.
[00:03:14]  You beat me in ping pong, so I won't stop playing until I beat you.
[00:03:21]  It's a true.
[00:03:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:23]  They said Clark Dexter was better than me, so I'm going to give him a lot of points today.
[00:03:30]  Detroit is mean to me.
[00:03:33]  The bad boys are bullies.
[00:03:35]  I'm going to lift some weights so I can be a bully too.
[00:03:42]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:43]  It's so true.
[00:03:45]  Oh, it's so true.
[00:03:46]  Dennis Roman keeps leaving my party time.
[00:03:51]  Like, I might have blame for that, Phil.
[00:03:53]  I'm going to go home if Phil's not here.
[00:03:57]  Why does Jerry keep trying to treat my teammate?
[00:04:00]  He trying to treat my best teammate.
[00:04:04]  Scotty's my best teammate.
[00:04:06]  I don't even play with my friends.
[00:04:11]  It's so true.
[00:04:13]  It is so true.
[00:04:14]  I'm going to play baseball.
[00:04:23]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:24]  Dude.
[00:04:25]  That's so funny.
[00:04:26]  Did we just lose all respect for MJ 30 seconds?
[00:04:30]  It's very easy to flip it.
[00:04:32]  Dude, Bill Limber is a legit bad boy, dude.
[00:04:34]  Yo, that's a motherfucker that's about it.
[00:04:36]  That's alpha.
[00:04:37]  I love that Isaiah wants his good PR and Bill Lambert's like, whatever, bro.
[00:04:41]  Stop whining.
[00:04:42]  I'm going to go coach women's basketball.
[00:04:44]  Dude, that's what he did.
[00:04:45]  That's what I know.
[00:04:46]  He's whining.
[00:04:49]  Yo, dude, Bill Lambert coaches women's basketball and he said that MJ and them are whining.
[00:04:54]  Think about that.
[00:04:55]  Yo, that's how much Adiva's NBA players are.
[00:04:58]  He's like, let me just coach some lesbians.
[00:04:59]  I can't handle this shit.
[00:05:01]  Fucking unbelievable.
[00:05:02]  I can't deal with these attitudes anymore.
[00:05:06]  I try to fuck with the ringer.
[00:05:07]  There's two or three writers I like sports-wise, but everything culture, it's always some uber liberal bullshit.
[00:05:13]  And like, there are fucking rap critics, maybe vanilla changes, but before it was just white women talking about rap.

=== Shakespeare Meets Lil Wayne (04:42) ===

[00:05:18]  And I was like, who the fuck?
[00:05:19]  You're the last demographic this is meant for.
[00:05:21]  The actual last demographic that should be critically responding to an album.
[00:05:24]  Two, what's it called?
[00:05:25]  To fucking Lil Wayne or whoever.
[00:05:29]  Like Drake will drop an album and she'll compare him and whoever the fuck.
[00:05:33]  I hate that.
[00:05:34]  When they try to intellectualize the rap.
[00:05:36]  Stop it, bitch.
[00:05:37]  You can do your fucking college thesis on rap.
[00:05:39]  I hate that shit.
[00:05:40]  You know what they're like teaching courses on like Tupac or B?
[00:05:43]  Oh, suck my fucking dick.
[00:05:45]  Yo, stop it.
[00:05:46]  Stop it.
[00:05:47]  You look so good.
[00:05:48]  I suck on your daddy's dick.
[00:05:49]  You really need to break that fucking line down?
[00:05:51]  You need to break that line down.
[00:05:53]  We need a college course to figure out you look so good.
[00:05:55]  I suck on your daddy's dick.
[00:05:57]  That's complicated, man.
[00:05:58]  Is it?
[00:05:58]  She looked good.
[00:06:00]  In today's class, we will be dissecting.
[00:06:01]  That's why I sucked your, that's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker.
[00:06:06]  Come on, dude.
[00:06:07]  Stop over-intellectualizing.
[00:06:08]  That's what Tupac meant when he said that.
[00:06:11]  You really meant.
[00:06:12]  Even Shakespeare, we don't need to break down.
[00:06:14]  Bro, I don't like you saying Shakespeare.
[00:06:16]  Shakespeare.
[00:06:16]  Thank you.
[00:06:17]  You're right.
[00:06:18]  But even Shakespeare, like, why are we breaking down Shakespeare?
[00:06:20]  It's the same story over and over again.
[00:06:24]  Oh, shrouded in nobility.
[00:06:25]  Like, you know what I'm saying?
[00:06:27]  Stop being shrouded, pussy.
[00:06:28]  Unshroud.
[00:06:29]  That's what I'm saying, yo.
[00:06:30]  Over here, Bill Simmons.
[00:06:31]  And that's what Bill Simmons is a shrouded-ass motherfucker when you think about it.
[00:06:36]  Yo, real talk, what did Shakespeare do that was so interesting?
[00:06:39]  I mean that.
[00:06:41]  I mean, he invented mad words.
[00:06:44]  Do we know that?
[00:06:45]  I think so.
[00:06:46]  You know who else invented mad words?
[00:06:47]  E40?
[00:06:48]  We don't give a fuck.
[00:06:50]  That's it.
[00:06:51]  You know who invented mad words?
[00:06:52]  Spanish people?
[00:06:53]  That wasn't a language at one point in time.
[00:06:55]  Oh, you write out.
[00:06:56]  You made Spanish.
[00:06:57]  You write up that.
[00:06:57]  You made the whole language, son.
[00:06:59]  It was not even Spanish.
[00:07:00]  And then some motherfuckers like, I'm tired of speaking Latin.
[00:07:04]  We're going to do Spanish now.
[00:07:06]  Okay?
[00:07:06]  Mad people invent words.
[00:07:07]  So what?
[00:07:08]  Shakespeare, overrated.
[00:07:10]  What did he do besides make little teenagers fuck?
[00:07:13]  Pedophile ass?
[00:07:14]  That's all right.
[00:07:15]  What?
[00:07:16]  Yo, he was really.
[00:07:18]  You did say that loud.
[00:07:19]  When you think about it Shekenspeare was the first TikTok.
[00:07:22]  That's all Romeo and Juliet was.
[00:07:24]  Fucking TikToking for the balcony.
[00:07:26]  Wherefore art thou up here, bitch?
[00:07:28]  Up here, stupid ass in my room.
[00:07:30]  Where else would I be?
[00:07:30]  Ain't shit to do?
[00:07:31]  Not like there's arcades.
[00:07:33]  Where the fuck else would I be?
[00:07:34]  Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
[00:07:35]  I'm down here, bitch.
[00:07:37]  Or I'm at my house.
[00:07:38]  There's no wasn't shit to do.
[00:07:40]  Where were they?
[00:07:41]  Where were they?
[00:07:42]  Bitch, don't act like you don't know where he is.
[00:07:44]  What could you do back in the day?
[00:07:46]  I'm just walking around doing nothing because nothing was invented yet.
[00:07:49]  You got that shit backward.
[00:07:50]  I think she was on the balcony.
[00:07:52]  It don't matter.
[00:07:53]  But still, though, he's stalking you.
[00:07:54]  When you go out in your balcony, wherefore you right there?
[00:07:57]  That's creepy.
[00:07:58]  It's creepy, but Romeo, Romeo, wherefore out thou, Romeo?
[00:08:01]  That's cool.
[00:08:03]  He's 13.
[00:08:04]  Where else the fuck you think he is?
[00:08:06]  Stop acting like you're really confused about where your man might be.
[00:08:10]  There was three places to be.
[00:08:11]  He was in the Montague house, right?
[00:08:13]  Was he Montague or Capulet?
[00:08:15]  One of them.
[00:08:15]  He was one of them.
[00:08:16]  He was either in House of Montague, at school, or in the bushes looking for your bitch ass.
[00:08:24]  There were three places.
[00:08:25]  Did you bother looking down, bitch?
[00:08:27]  You know what I was saying?
[00:08:28]  It's Mad Easy just looked down.
[00:08:30]  Hey, where for out thou?
[00:08:31]  Before you go, wherefore aren't thou?
[00:08:33]  Is he out down?
[00:08:34]  Hey, you out thou?
[00:08:36]  Are you out thou?
[00:08:37]  Are you out thou?
[00:08:38]  You know what I mean?
[00:08:39]  This fucking guy, bro.
[00:08:41]  Shakespeare, all this credit.
[00:08:42]  Did nobody else have any stories back in the day?
[00:08:45]  I don't think so, yo.
[00:08:45]  It was a dry ass time, bro.
[00:08:47]  How we go from the Odyssey to Shakerspir.
[00:08:52]  Remember the Odyssey?
[00:08:53]  Odyssey, singing bitches.
[00:08:55]  Singing bitches, they fuck you and suck your dick.
[00:08:58]  This fucking sucked your dick right off.
[00:09:01]  You on the island with just bitches.
[00:09:03]  Killing mad motherfuckers at your house, trying to fuck your girl.
[00:09:06]  Trying to fuck your wife.
[00:09:07]  That shit is engaging.
[00:09:08]  I'll fuck your bitch, you Ulysses ass motherfucker.
[00:09:12]  That's why.
[00:09:12]  You Greek motherfucker.
[00:09:13]  You Greek motherfucker.
[00:09:15]  That's the original Tupac.
[00:09:16]  Let's do a story about that.
[00:09:18]  I think they did.
[00:09:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:09:20]  Put a Trojan horse up in your bitch.
[00:09:22]  Nah, you're right, though.
[00:09:23]  Was it Ulysses?
[00:09:24]  Ulysses.
[00:09:25]  Killer than Shakespeare.
[00:09:27]  Son, Homer.
[00:09:28]  Homer.
[00:09:28]  Homer, that's the guy.
[00:09:29]  First of all, he didn't even need to write it down.
[00:09:31]  All up here.
[00:09:33]  Son, Jason.
[00:09:34]  Jason Jay, one take home.
[00:09:36]  What happened?
[00:09:37]  I got you.
[00:09:38]  One take home, yo.
[00:09:39]  That's it.
[00:09:39]  One take home.
[00:09:41]  They called him one take homes back in the day.
[00:09:46]  Yo, what's up?
[00:09:46]  This is Akash.
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