Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Teach Me How To Lonely
Aired: 2020-04-24
Duration: 15:48


=== Rebel Against The Challenge (04:26) ===

[00:00:04]  I went out.
[00:00:05]  I had a drink last night.
[00:00:06]  I went to a bar.
[00:00:08]  I went to a bar.
[00:00:09]  I went out.
[00:00:10]  I'm not a son of you.
[00:00:10]  I'm a rebel.
[00:00:12]  I'm a rebel, son.
[00:00:14]  I'm out here going.
[00:00:15]  I'm awake nowhere.
[00:00:18]  COVID nowhere.
[00:00:20]  We can't be stopped now.
[00:00:22]  Because it's bad boys.
[00:00:24]  We ain't.
[00:00:25]  COVID nowhere.
[00:00:28]  We ain't.
[00:00:28]  COVID.
[00:00:30]  Shulsi.
[00:00:30]  We can't be stopped now.
[00:00:32]  Have a drink.
[00:00:33]  Drink home.
[00:00:34]  Tell us more about your rebellion, Andrew.
[00:00:35]  Son, I'm a rebel.
[00:00:37]  I got no cause.
[00:00:39]  Son of a broken.
[00:00:39]  You're a fucking rebel, son.
[00:00:41]  What'd you do last night?
[00:00:42]  Get yelled at?
[00:00:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:00:44]  Pussy ass.
[00:00:45]  Yo, that's another thing about it.
[00:00:47]  I got to call y'all out for being pussy.
[00:00:49]  I came through with a fucking, y'all need to believe in your girls more.
[00:00:53]  Y'all need to believe in your girls more.
[00:00:54]  You don't even mention this.
[00:00:55]  Nah, nah, y'all need to believe in your girls more.
[00:00:57]  Son, I said a TikTok challenge to all of y'all.
[00:01:01]  I said, you and your girl, battle us.
[00:01:04]  Because me and my girl battled in this TikTok dance.
[00:01:06]  Yo, all y'all got scared, son.
[00:01:08]  Y'all could, Mark, on my back.
[00:01:10]  No, I was saying.
[00:01:12]  I was busy.
[00:01:12]  Yeah, he's busy not being a loser and doing TikTok videos.
[00:01:15]  Getting my dicks up.
[00:01:18]  Son, but I'm not on this shit.
[00:01:19]  I'm not doing it because there's only kids on there.
[00:01:21]  I'm looking at the kids.
[00:01:23]  That was excuse.
[00:01:27]  I don't got time to dance.
[00:01:28]  I'm tired of the kids.
[00:01:29]  I'm a pedophile.
[00:01:30]  I can't pedophile and dance at the same time.
[00:01:32]  That's crazy.
[00:01:33]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:01:34]  Okay, why were y'all scared to do the TikTok challenge with the dance?
[00:01:37]  Sudden, you were just calling herself.
[00:01:40]  Why were you scared?
[00:01:41]  Stop being so stupid for me.
[00:01:42]  Why were you scared?
[00:01:43]  And now you're on TikTok, son.
[00:01:45]  Come on.
[00:01:46]  I look at that.
[00:01:49]  We ain't going nowhere.
[00:01:52]  We can't be stopped now.
[00:01:54]  Bad boy for love.
[00:01:55]  TikTok for life.
[00:01:56]  Let's go.
[00:01:58]  Y'all can't fuck with me, bro.
[00:02:00]  They need to open out some of them.
[00:02:01]  What you giggling about over there, Akash?
[00:02:04]  Stop being scared and put your fucking dance moves on the line.
[00:02:07]  You know how much Akash loves dancing?
[00:02:09]  First night I took him out to meet my friends.
[00:02:10]  He went to the corner of the fucking bar and was practicing a doggie by himself.
[00:02:13]  I had to say that.
[00:02:13]  And I explained that shit.
[00:02:14]  I'm not going to get a duggie later.
[00:02:15]  I had to play that shit.
[00:02:17]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:18]  Yo, y'all.
[00:02:19]  Why are you doing the bar?
[00:02:23]  You don't say no?
[00:02:24]  Yo, son.
[00:02:24]  Wait a minute.
[00:02:25]  Wait a minute.
[00:02:25]  We got to stop this whole story.
[00:02:27]  She's a loser, bro.
[00:02:28]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:29]  She's a fucking loser.
[00:02:30]  Akash, you got to answer for that.
[00:02:32]  Son, don't worry about that.
[00:02:33]  I just thought he was the biggest loser for doing this fucking dance.
[00:02:36]  I'll answer for it.
[00:02:37]  You just learned how to dug you right now.
[00:02:39]  Listen.
[00:02:39]  Who taught?
[00:02:40]  You got to dug you.
[00:02:41]  Oh, now you a dance master?
[00:02:43]  Now you a dance master, but you can't do one TikTok dance with your girl?
[00:02:46]  I'm not doing no fucking challenge.
[00:02:48]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:02:49]  Because you know you're going to lose because you'll know these y'all going to get bodied by people with better rhythm.
[00:02:54]  That's really what it comes down to.
[00:02:56]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:57]  It's really what it comes down to.
[00:02:59]  It's really what it comes down to.
[00:03:01]  They got to open up my business.
[00:03:03]  Can we go back to this the Hokey Pokey 2.0?
[00:03:05]  Son, I'll do the Hokey Pokey and I'll turn it over.
[00:03:08]  You turn yourself on.
[00:03:09]  I'll do the fucking Hokey Pokey and I'll turn myself over.
[00:03:13]  Hey, hey, hey, bro.
[00:03:14]  Hey, bro.
[00:03:15]  Hey, bro.
[00:03:15]  Pick a dance.
[00:03:16]  Any dance.
[00:03:18]  Hey, bro.
[00:03:18]  Pick a dance at a time.
[00:03:20]  Dougie.
[00:03:21]  Do you want a doggy battle?
[00:03:22]  Do you want a double battle?
[00:03:25]  Do you want a doggy battle?
[00:03:26]  I'm saying who talks to your ducky.
[00:03:28]  Do you want a duggy?
[00:03:28]  I'm going to be honest, my hip hurts a little bit.
[00:03:30]  I'm talking yesterday.
[00:03:31]  Oh!
[00:03:33]  Coping, please.
[00:03:34]  I'm in here.
[00:03:39]  Oh, the oldest plea ever, bro.
[00:03:40]  My hip.
[00:03:41]  Oh, come on.
[00:03:43]  I told him this in the car.
[00:03:44]  You falling.
[00:03:44]  You couldn't get up.
[00:03:45]  No, he said it's embarrassing.
[00:03:46]  I ran three miles in my car.
[00:03:47]  Ain't nobody care about your battle.
[00:03:48]  Ain't nobody care about your shit.
[00:03:49]  I told him this in the car.
[00:03:50]  Ain't nobody care about your shit right now.
[00:03:52]  I did tell you in the car.
[00:03:53]  Hey, you didn't tell me nothing in the car.
[00:03:54]  Oh, no, she's like, oh, damn.
[00:03:57]  She's damned.
[00:04:00]  Why are you making this shit up, son?
[00:04:01]  Why are you making this shit?
[00:04:02]  Why are you making like a shit?
[00:04:04]  That's because your girl also hurt her hip.
[00:04:05]  Did she all hurt that?
[00:04:07]  Come on, son.
[00:04:08]  My hip killing me.
[00:04:09]  Y'all got nothing to do with the house.
[00:04:10]  And a challenge was presented to you and you bowed out.
[00:04:14]  Son, how was that ride?
[00:04:15]  Was it just like an hour of Akash saying how right his girl was?
[00:04:21]  So did he do that on camera all the time, bro?
[00:04:23]  I don't care.
[00:04:24]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:24]  God, son.
[00:04:25]  Wait, can we talk about this?
[00:04:27]  Can we talk about the worst story you ever told in your fucking life?

=== Hang Out With Regulars (03:28) ===

[00:04:30]  Holy shit.
[00:04:32]  This shit was sad.
[00:04:36]  I mean, you get hated if you're late.
[00:04:39]  Stop.
[00:04:40]  I'm not even going to tell the story.
[00:04:41]  We're not going to get no detail.
[00:04:42]  We're not going to get no detail.
[00:04:43]  Akash had the four of us here in a safe space.
[00:04:47]  Yeah.
[00:04:47]  It was a safe space.
[00:04:49]  And Akash trying to tell a story about how right his girl was.
[00:04:52]  It's the only place I could say it.
[00:04:54]  I can't say it to her.
[00:04:55]  You do say it to her.
[00:04:56]  Nah, bro.
[00:04:57]  Son.
[00:04:57]  I got to hold on to this shit.
[00:04:59]  I got to hold on to it.
[00:05:00]  This shit baffled my mind.
[00:05:02]  He was like, yeah, my girl actually made this great point.
[00:05:04]  And I was like, huh.
[00:05:05]  And then I look over at Al.
[00:05:07]  I'm looking at me.
[00:05:08]  And Al's going, I don't know what's going on.
[00:05:10]  We're looking over at Mark.
[00:05:11]  Mark's putting Ben Gay on his back.
[00:05:12]  We know that everybody's losing their shit, right?
[00:05:17]  And then Akash finished a fucking story about how right his girl was.
[00:05:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:22]  I was baffled, son.
[00:05:23]  My girlman.
[00:05:25]  And then I immediately started looking at Al.
[00:05:28]  Son, what is going on?
[00:05:29]  You need to look at some conspiracy.
[00:05:30]  That's the conspiracy.
[00:05:32]  Bro, why'd you have to tell the story, bro?
[00:05:34]  Exactly.
[00:05:35]  I had to get out of the door.
[00:05:36]  You got to get your story what you did with the dance move.
[00:05:37]  Just in the corner alone.
[00:05:42]  It would have been fun.
[00:05:45]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:49]  Oh, yeah, we got off that story.
[00:05:51]  So I should call Jamil to see if he remembers this shit.
[00:05:56]  So I go, Akash, you want to hang out with regular people?
[00:05:58]  Because when you hang out with comics too much, it just warps your sense of reality a lot.
[00:06:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:06:06]  Oh, yeah.
[00:06:06]  It does.
[00:06:08]  You need to hang out with some regular people every once in a while to just remember shit.
[00:06:12]  Regular people don't do this when you say something funny, hysterical.
[00:06:19]  This was like hanging around with comics, right?
[00:06:21]  You say a joke and they go, hilarious.
[00:06:24]  That's funny.
[00:06:26]  You say anything to be like, yeah, nah, I had a thought about that.
[00:06:29]  I had a bit, actually, it was just like that.
[00:06:32]  That's all it is.
[00:06:33]  So you need to just go hang out with regular people, right?
[00:06:35]  I take Akash, come hang out with me and my regular people, right?
[00:06:38]  We go to this bar, Lower East Side.
[00:06:40]  You remember it?
[00:06:41]  I remember.
[00:06:42]  I remember I learned how to Dougie, right?
[00:06:44]  I remember that bar.
[00:06:45]  Mercury Bar.
[00:06:46]  Mercury Bar.
[00:06:48]  Mercury Lounge.
[00:06:49]  Mercury Bar is a landmark day for me.
[00:06:51]  Right?
[00:06:52]  We're hanging out at Mercury Lounge, right?
[00:06:54]  Akash.
[00:06:57]  We're more in the bar than the lounge, to be honest with you.
[00:06:59]  Yeah, whatever.
[00:07:01]  It was more in the bar area.
[00:07:02]  It was more than the bar area.
[00:07:03]  Now, I go to get a...
[00:07:05]  Where's Jameel and all them?
[00:07:06]  There's a pool table.
[00:07:07]  I don't know.
[00:07:08]  I'm in the corner.
[00:07:09]  Akash just went to the corner.
[00:07:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:14]  I go over to Jamil.
[00:07:15]  I go, yeah, what up, blah, blah, blah.
[00:07:16]  No, I brought my boy Akash over here.
[00:07:18]  No, he's cool.
[00:07:18]  No, no.
[00:07:19]  I'm telling you, this kid's cool.
[00:07:20]  He's funny, man.
[00:07:21]  He's fucking regular.
[00:07:22]  Like, he's not like these weirdo-ass comics that you just can't have them come hang out everywhere anytime.
[00:07:28]  Like, he's not one of those dudes who just fucking embarrass you or like socially awkward, you know, and just being a complete weirdo, clammy-ass hands and shit, anything like that.
[00:07:36]  This guy's actually normal.
[00:07:37]  Jamil's like, where's he at?
[00:07:41]  I go, I go, I don't know.
[00:07:43]  I don't know where that motherfucker is.
[00:07:46]  We just take a couple sips of beer, and then Jamil nudges me.
[00:07:48]  He goes, yo, look at these fucking losers in the corner.
[00:07:50]  I go, what?
[00:07:51]  He goes, there's some fucking weirdo that's doing the Dougie by himself in the corner of the bar.
[00:07:57]  Hey.

=== Jamil's Normal Social Story (06:38) ===

[00:07:59]  I said, I was like, wait, then you got it.
[00:08:02]  It's a shoulder move.
[00:08:03]  Wait, but are you like watching a YouTube video while you're doing it?
[00:08:06]  No, I'm just trying to figure it out.
[00:08:08]  You just try to figure it out by yourself.
[00:08:09]  He was practicing like he was having his voice.
[00:08:13]  Son, the song wasn't even.
[00:08:15]  There don't need to be music for me to figure out a dance move.
[00:08:18]  Yes, dear.
[00:08:19]  Son, the song wasn't even.
[00:08:20]  The lyrics of the song were literally teach me how to do it.
[00:08:23]  Like, you could have just.
[00:08:24]  But they don't give the steps like you think they would.
[00:08:26]  Son.
[00:08:26]  You think they'd be like, teach me how to Dougie.
[00:08:28]  And then the next verse, he'll be like, well, it's all about the shoulder rotation, really.
[00:08:32]  It's a fluid body movement that you have to really be aware of.
[00:08:34]  It's not like I thought it was.
[00:08:35]  I was disappointed in the song's lyrics.
[00:08:38]  He needed a Drake version of the Dougie.
[00:08:41]  Right?
[00:08:43]  Yo, he didn't teach me how to Tootsie.
[00:08:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:08:45]  And can I be honest with you?
[00:08:46]  His shit was so trash, I actually had to give him some advice on how to do the Dougie right.
[00:08:52]  Oh, shit.
[00:08:52]  His shit was so bad.
[00:08:54]  I came over.
[00:08:55]  I was like, yo, yo, I swear to God, I'd kill you right now.
[00:08:59]  I said, I said, look.
[00:09:00]  Now we're slandering.
[00:09:02]  Now we're slandering.
[00:09:03]  I said, look, here's the thing you're doing wrong.
[00:09:05]  You got to think of it like a scoop.
[00:09:06]  Like you're scooping and then you scoop and then you scoop.
[00:09:10]  And then when I taught him the scoop, he actually started to put that shit together.
[00:09:13]  Wow.
[00:09:14]  Yeah.
[00:09:15]  Y'all seen the video of me at the fucking finals party?
[00:09:18]  You built that shit.
[00:09:18]  It's a video of me somewhere at the flagrant finals party.
[00:09:21]  Oh, yeah, I remember you.
[00:09:21]  Why couldn't you do the TikTok?
[00:09:23]  TikTok.
[00:09:25]  Why couldn't you do the TikTok?
[00:09:26]  That shit is just kicking feet, yo.
[00:09:27]  Say what?
[00:09:27]  That shit is just kicking feet.
[00:09:29]  Son, that shit was mad difficult.
[00:09:32]  The one that I did that I showed you guys, you guys got scared with.
[00:09:35]  Don't do that again, please.
[00:09:36]  Yo, son.
[00:09:37]  It's the upgraded fucking house party.
[00:09:39]  It's nothing but an upgraded house party.
[00:09:41]  It's difficult, son.
[00:09:42]  I'm telling you, y'all can't do it.
[00:09:43]  It's the first time, like, I face palmed and just like, no, this is not.
[00:09:48]  Because you were scared.
[00:09:50]  You and your girl not doing nothing.
[00:09:52]  You and your girl not doing nothing.
[00:09:53]  I'm trying to give you guys some fucking activities to do.
[00:09:56]  Just fuck again with this competition.
[00:09:58]  I can't fuck anymore.
[00:10:00]  I can't even.
[00:10:01]  I got a bad hip.
[00:10:02]  I can't even.
[00:10:04]  When's the last time you fucked?
[00:10:06]  Last week.
[00:10:07]  Exactly.
[00:10:07]  When was the last time you fucked?
[00:10:08]  Two days ago.
[00:10:09]  I think I'm at two days.
[00:10:10]  My girl already asking again.
[00:10:12]  I'm like, it's too much.
[00:10:17]  You treat fucking like a fucking cold case file.
[00:10:19]  You're like, ah, first 48 hours.
[00:10:22]  It's already done.
[00:10:24]  Dude, for real, man.
[00:10:25]  Yo, what was that Francis Ellis tweet about quarantine?
[00:10:28]  Oh, so it's one of the funniest tweets I've ever read.
[00:10:30]  Let me see if I can find it.
[00:10:32]  Fuck all good.
[00:10:33]  Oh, man.
[00:10:35]  I still can't get it over this motherfucker.
[00:10:36]  Dude, it dug it in the corner.
[00:10:38]  The first night he meets my father.
[00:10:39]  How long ago was this?
[00:10:40]  How long ago?
[00:10:41]  Hey, again?
[00:10:42]  How long ago was this?
[00:10:42]  I don't know.
[00:10:43]  How long I've known him?
[00:10:44]  10 years or something like that?
[00:10:45]  Decade.
[00:10:45]  A decade ago?
[00:10:46]  Did I know you 10 years?
[00:10:47]  Something like that.
[00:10:47]  I think over 10 years.
[00:10:50]  Unbelievable.
[00:10:51]  You're not watching nothing.
[00:10:52]  Unbelievable.
[00:10:52]  There's no music.
[00:10:54]  No, this music is just not the Dougie.
[00:10:55]  He's by himself, Douglas.
[00:10:56]  You see people doing it.
[00:10:58]  Everybody's just looking at it.
[00:10:59]  What's going on with this?
[00:10:59]  He's like a full target.
[00:11:01]  He's right next to a pool table.
[00:11:03]  Motherfuckers are walking up to him.
[00:11:04]  I'm like, yo, did you have next?
[00:11:05]  He's like, no, I'm just dancing.
[00:11:06]  No, you guys just, you know, you guys got your spaces.
[00:11:09]  Bro, unbelievable.
[00:11:11]  Unbelievable.
[00:11:12]  How do I describe this to my friends?
[00:11:14]  You know, it was eight ball corner pocket.
[00:11:15]  My motherfucking Dougie, though.
[00:11:18]  Tell you what.
[00:11:21]  And she was eight ball corner pocket.
[00:11:24]  What else are we talking about?
[00:11:25]  Motherfuckers need to start.
[00:11:26]  Just go.
[00:11:27]  Yo, you want to read this Francis tweet?
[00:11:28]  Your delivery on it when you read it to me is very funny.
[00:11:30]  Yo, Francis Ellis with a fucking great tweet.
[00:11:33]  The discrepancy between how much sex I thought we would have and how much we're actually having reminds me of a Christmas where I told my grandma I wanted a Lego Millennium Falcon and she died instead.
[00:11:50]  Oh, that's good.
[00:11:51]  Yeah, no, why you jealous, yo?
[00:11:53]  So, yo, why are you mad jealous?
[00:11:55]  Yo, type in nobody.
[00:11:58]  Type in those angry.
[00:12:00]  That was a real comic-ass way to look at everybody's name.
[00:12:03]  Now, that's funny.
[00:12:03]  That's funny.
[00:12:05]  I mean, yeah, I've had a bit about that.
[00:12:07]  Yeah, before Corona, we're in another quarantine.
[00:12:10]  I thought, you know, it'd be just like yo, comics are some haters, bro.
[00:12:17]  Yo, why are we haters, bro?
[00:12:19]  Mark, why you be mad with other people funny, though?
[00:12:21]  Bro, I'm not, bro.
[00:12:22]  Francis, I mean, I did have a thing like that, though.
[00:12:26]  It wasn't Millennium Falcon.
[00:12:27]  It was a different Lego set, but it was like basically what fucking soccer Lego is doing.
[00:12:33]  There's a Federal Reserve, dude.
[00:12:35]  There's a Lego Federal Reserve.
[00:12:36]  Oh, my God.
[00:12:37]  And that was my tweet.
[00:12:38]  Oh, shit.
[00:12:39]  Can I tell you a story about this bitch?
[00:12:41]  Nope.
[00:12:44]  No, no, no.
[00:12:45]  Not my girl.
[00:12:47]  This random bitch.
[00:12:48]  Yeah.
[00:12:49]  I thought you were about to tell us another story about your girl being right.
[00:12:52]  No, this random bitch.
[00:12:53]  I'm at Trader Joe's on the grocery.
[00:12:56]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:12:56]  And you trying to bag bitches in Trader Joe's, son?
[00:12:59]  Oh, talk about it.
[00:13:00]  Talk about it.
[00:13:01]  See you out here getting that fucking pandemic pussy.
[00:13:05]  We out here at Trader Joe's, right?
[00:13:07]  Stealing with these middle-aged hoes, right?
[00:13:09]  Yay.
[00:13:10]  And Trader Joe's only a certain number of people in the store.
[00:13:12]  That's your ball slapping against that white puss.
[00:13:15]  Yeah.
[00:13:15]  That's why they call it Trader Joe's, bro.
[00:13:17]  You gotta try to trade that shit in.
[00:13:19]  It ain't loyal Joe's.
[00:13:21]  T-R-A-I-T-O-R.
[00:13:22]  Yeah.
[00:13:24]  So you guys.
[00:13:25]  Say that, Francis.
[00:13:26]  You guys stand six feet.
[00:13:33]  You guys stand six feet apart outside of the store.
[00:13:37]  Yo, we don't care.
[00:13:47]  It's already bothers me, yo.
[00:13:48]  It's already bothering me emotionally.
[00:13:50]  Yo, yo, we are fucking on one, baby.
[00:13:53]  Last few episodes.
[00:13:54]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:13:55]  Let me tell you a fucking story, yo.
[00:13:57]  Okay, go.
[00:13:57]  Tell your stupid ass story, bro.
[00:13:59]  So we standing six feet apart, right?
[00:14:00]  This old bitch.
[00:14:03]  Yo.
[00:14:06]  Bro, you really getting Jimmy Fox.
[00:14:11]  Look at his little stupid hip.
[00:14:12]  Look at his stupid ass hip.
[00:14:14]  Look at his stupid ass hip when he's watching.
[00:14:16]  Fucking idiot.
[00:14:17]  Stupid ass hip.
[00:14:18]  Fucking Jamie Foxx over here, bro.
[00:14:22]  This is your conscience.
[00:14:23]  All right, that guy.
[00:14:24]  You can't recover.
[00:14:25]  All right, go, go, go.
[00:14:28]  Who else can't recover that old bitch in the story?
[00:14:30]  She fucking dead with the COVID bitch.
[00:14:35]  All right, go, Furlough though, go.
[00:14:36]  We do want to hear the end of the story.

=== Push Start That Stupid Hip (01:09) ===

[00:14:38]  I honestly am not sitting up.
[00:14:40]  And I'm actually interested to hear the story.
[00:14:41]  Yeah, go.
[00:14:43]  Both of y'all.
[00:14:43]  We don't hear both of y'all.
[00:14:45]  I hate both of y'all.
[00:14:48]  I hate both of y'all.
[00:14:49]  I mean, it's a story where you're not thanking your girl.
[00:14:51]  So it's like, I got a way to part.
[00:14:53]  It's like, no, I just want to hear it.
[00:14:54]  I want to tell the thanking my girl story.
[00:14:57]  I ain't Wendy.
[00:14:58]  No, we're going to hear Trader Joe's story.
[00:15:00]  Come on, son.
[00:15:00]  Let's go.
[00:15:01]  All right.
[00:15:01]  I wish you had a dot in your forehead so I could push start this fucking story.
[00:15:09]  Hey, hey, you know what?
[00:15:11]  Maybe the battery's dead.
[00:15:13]  Maybe the battery dead.
[00:15:14]  No, go, go.
[00:15:14]  Maybe I need a new alternator.
[00:15:15]  Go, Come on.
[00:15:17]  Come on.
[00:15:17]  I'm standing in line.
[00:15:18]  This old bitch keeps creeping up behind me like it's mad close, like a foot at this point.
[00:15:22]  So I'm like, this is an old bitch.
[00:15:29]  And you just walked out.
[00:15:34]  Yo, what's up?
[00:15:34]  This is Akash.
[00:15:35]  That was a preview of our Patreon episode.
[00:15:38]  If you want the full thing, go to www.patreon.com/slash flagrant2.
[00:15:43]  Join the illest community on earth unless you're a social justice warrior.
[00:15:47]  Then you're just going to ruin the fuck.