Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Couples Have Reached Their Quarantine Limit
Aired: 2020-03-23
Duration: 34:56


=== Red Table Cough Intro (13:07) ===

[00:00:00]  What's up everybody?
[00:00:01]  Welcome to another episode of this unnamed show.
[00:00:04]  Today's episode is going to be coming from my man Kevin Marcus Jr.
[00:00:09]  That's the second.
[00:00:10]  The second gave us the name of our podcast today.
[00:00:13]  You know, we switch the podcast name or the show name, whatever this is.
[00:00:17]  We switch it every single day.
[00:00:18]  Today's episode is going to be Red Table Cough.
[00:00:22]  I thought that was good.
[00:00:23]  I like that.
[00:00:24]  Red Table Cough so far, that might be my favorite name.
[00:00:27]  Kung Flu Hustle was good too, but Red Table Cough, we're going to do it.
[00:00:33]  Okay, as you can tell, we got a little music going, but the music's trying to like, it's trying to play part to get with us.
[00:00:41]  The music's the only thing.
[00:00:42]  Okay, there we go.
[00:00:44]  So just vibe with us, man.
[00:00:46]  Turn up them speakers.
[00:00:48]  Turn your headphones up.
[00:00:49]  Turn your AirPods up, whatever it is.
[00:00:51]  Vibe with us.
[00:00:51]  We got this Corona.
[00:00:53]  If you've got the Rona in your system, if not, maybe you got some 1942 in your system.
[00:00:57]  That's what we're sipping on at Don Julio.
[00:01:00]  Shout to Don.
[00:01:02]  You think he died in 1942?
[00:01:03]  He was born in 1942.
[00:01:05]  I think he was born.
[00:01:06]  You think he was born?
[00:01:07]  That screen just went out.
[00:01:08]  Just want to let you know.
[00:01:09]  Screen just went dark on us.
[00:01:10]  Mark.
[00:01:13]  iPad.
[00:01:15]  You're so.
[00:01:18]  Let me tell you this, guys.
[00:01:19]  Let's start it up.
[00:01:20]  We got some conversation to make.
[00:01:22]  Let's get right into it.
[00:01:23]  The entire world is about to go into quarantine.
[00:01:26]  Okay?
[00:01:27]  So you better get your lo-fi hip-hop beats going because you're going to be doing a lot of this at the crib.
[00:01:32]  A lot of countries just gave warnings.
[00:01:36]  England, Colombia, South America, all out there saying three weeks in the crib.
[00:01:42]  They say do not leave the crib.
[00:01:44]  South Africa.
[00:01:46]  South Africa is what I meant.
[00:01:47]  Not South America, but Colombia is in South America.
[00:01:50]  Maybe that's why it made it happen.
[00:01:52]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:01:53]  The beat makes you kind of talk on beats.
[00:01:56]  This might really affect the flow of the podcast.
[00:01:59]  I might just start delivering barks.
[00:02:02]  Hit him with it.
[00:02:03]  Knees weak.
[00:02:04]  Arms is heavy.
[00:02:05]  The Rona's in my system already.
[00:02:07]  Threw up my spaghetti.
[00:02:09]  Psych, my girl can't cook.
[00:02:11]  We've been ordering in.
[00:02:16]  $500 at Whole Foods, and you still ordering out?
[00:02:20]  Son of Arugula is out the window, bro.
[00:02:23]  We not playing games, and we back.
[00:02:25]  So here's the thing, man.
[00:02:27]  England out there giving real strict rules, man.
[00:02:31]  You heard these rules, Al?
[00:02:32]  No, I haven't.
[00:02:33]  They said real strict rules.
[00:02:34]  You guys at home heard the rules?
[00:02:35]  They say you better not go outside.
[00:02:37]  You know, you're only limited to one outside exercise per day.
[00:02:44]  How often do you think we exercise, England?
[00:02:46]  Have you seen your population?
[00:02:48]  Do they look like they're out there training for marathons during Corona?
[00:02:52]  English people aren't in good shape.
[00:02:54]  We haven't seen English abs.
[00:02:55]  Anthony Joshua, a bum boxer, is one of the most famous people in all England simply because he looks good without a shirt on.
[00:03:02]  English people keep their shirts on because they know what time it is.
[00:03:06]  These are bar people, pub people.
[00:03:08]  They're not out there at the gym type people.
[00:03:10]  They're not out there doing cross fit.
[00:03:12]  They got a cross on their flag.
[00:03:14]  They still won't do it.
[00:03:15]  It's not part of the culture.
[00:03:17]  They said you can't hang out with more than two people or three people, Al.
[00:03:23]  Did you hear that?
[00:03:24]  I think it was three.
[00:03:24]  Three people.
[00:03:25]  That's what people are saying.
[00:03:26]  Who are you punishing?
[00:03:28]  My girl don't let me have more than two friends.
[00:03:31]  You think my girl let me go out and have bachelor parties every weekend.
[00:03:36]  Is that what you stopping, England?
[00:03:37]  You stopping bachelor parties every weekend?
[00:03:41]  What happened to our music, Al?
[00:03:42]  It's coming.
[00:03:43]  Oh, okay.
[00:03:43]  It just goes in and goes out.
[00:03:45]  I thought it was adjusting to my energy, man.
[00:03:47]  This is DJ.
[00:03:48]  All I'm trying to say is these rules and restrictions are absolute horseshit.
[00:03:53]  You can't say you got to stay inside no matter what.
[00:03:56]  You got to stay inside no matter what.
[00:03:58]  And then give me 10 reasons why I could go outside.
[00:04:01]  Oh, you can go outside and get groceries once a day.
[00:04:03]  I'm not an Italian grandmother.
[00:04:06]  I don't need to get fresh mozzarella and fresh tomatoes from the market every morning.
[00:04:10]  I order my shit delivery.
[00:04:12]  Who are these people that are still lining up at the grocery store?
[00:04:16]  It's available delivery everywhere, right?
[00:04:19]  No?
[00:04:20]  Everywhere, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:21]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:04:21]  Guys, you don't even gotta go to the grocery store.
[00:04:23]  Why are we putting these people at risk at the grocery store?
[00:04:28]  Let's just do all delivery, everything.
[00:04:30]  If you can get the restaurant to deliver to your crib, why can't you get the grocery store to deliver to your crib?
[00:04:38]  This is basic information, no?
[00:04:40]  Damn.
[00:04:41]  It should start that.
[00:04:42]  All the people out of work right now, they could be delivering from the grocery store.
[00:04:46]  Everybody, their new job should be delivering from the grocery store.
[00:04:49]  Every single person new job delivering from the grocery store.
[00:04:54]  Stay at home with your girl.
[00:04:56]  Go crazy like me and mine are.
[00:04:57]  We reached our limit this morning.
[00:04:59]  Yes.
[00:05:00]  Okay.
[00:05:00]  We reached our official limit.
[00:05:02]  Talk about it.
[00:05:03]  We need to put these beats in our apartment because this is way more soothing than what we were dealing with this morning.
[00:05:08]  She put on Queen.
[00:05:11]  I couldn't do it no more.
[00:05:14]  I couldn't do it no more, bro.
[00:05:16]  But I'm listening to you.
[00:05:18]  What happened?
[00:05:18]  What happened?
[00:05:18]  I'm listening to a gay ass singer from Queen sing about fat bottom girls.
[00:05:22]  Shut up.
[00:05:23]  You fraud.
[00:05:25]  You don't want no fat bottom girls, bro.
[00:05:28]  You want the fat dick dudes.
[00:05:30]  Swinging that dangle leg.
[00:05:31]  Dang a lang.
[00:05:33]  Dang a leg.
[00:05:34]  Dang a leg.
[00:05:34]  Bring out that dangle leg.
[00:05:36]  Dang a leg.
[00:05:36]  Dang a leg.
[00:05:39]  Bro, we really need to get some little, what's it called?
[00:05:42]  iPad where we could do the sound effects.
[00:05:46]  We're going to take it.
[00:05:47]  Swinging a dick.
[00:05:48]  Swinging a dick.
[00:05:49]  Talking about fat bottom girls.
[00:05:51]  Get out of here, bro.
[00:05:51]  What you do with a fat bottom girl?
[00:05:53]  Besides, learn how to put on some fucking eyeshadow.
[00:05:57]  That's the only thing you're stealing from them.
[00:05:59]  Excuse me, fat bottom girl.
[00:06:00]  How do you suck dick?
[00:06:01]  I want to get better at it.
[00:06:04]  This guy over here.
[00:06:05]  So she put on Queen.
[00:06:06]  I'm trying to get out the house.
[00:06:08]  I go, babe, this is how I knew that we reached our limit.
[00:06:11]  I go, babe, babe, where are my converse?
[00:06:14]  And this is what she says to me.
[00:06:16]  She goes, I told you last night where they were.
[00:06:23]  I told you last night where they were.
[00:06:27]  That's eight words.
[00:06:28]  That's eight words.
[00:06:30]  In the closet is three words.
[00:06:35]  You added five extra fucking words so I could feel like an idiot.
[00:06:40]  That's where we are in my relationship, bro.
[00:06:44]  You know, we got a good month to go.
[00:06:46]  At least.
[00:06:46]  Bro, they just said it's going to be till July.
[00:06:52]  In there till July.
[00:06:53]  I got to deal with this.
[00:06:54]  And my girl's smart because her apartment has the hotel windows, you know, the ones that don't open up all the way so I can't toss her ass out.
[00:07:03]  I could just throw her ass against the window and then she hits it and it falls back down.
[00:07:08]  That's the best I could do.
[00:07:09]  Lovingly.
[00:07:10]  Lovingly, of course.
[00:07:11]  Hey, babe.
[00:07:12]  How strong are those windows?
[00:07:16]  I got to act like I got to act like Tiger King, bro.
[00:07:19]  Got to answer for everything.
[00:07:21]  Have y'all, you see Tiger King yet?
[00:07:23]  Nah.
[00:07:24]  Well, I saw episode one and two, and it's like, I got a theory out there, but I'm going to save it for the first time.
[00:07:28]  You got to keep going.
[00:07:30]  Everybody at home, I saw you guys in the comments talking about you saw Tiger King.
[00:07:34]  Did I tell you?
[00:07:35]  Did I tell you?
[00:07:36]  I got to take.
[00:07:37]  Did I tell you?
[00:07:38]  Mark coming in here to get this, get this cam.
[00:07:41]  Mark.
[00:07:42]  Oh, you didn't think I knew that camera was there?
[00:07:44]  Oh, you didn't think I knew I liked it.
[00:07:47]  I like to.
[00:07:47]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:49]  I'm Millie over here.
[00:07:50]  Millie back to this one.
[00:07:52]  Millie over.
[00:07:53]  Millie back.
[00:07:55]  Hell, you saw me?
[00:07:57]  Bye!
[00:07:59]  Bye!
[00:08:02]  Hey, bye, Instagram live.
[00:08:03]  This will be up on YouTube.
[00:08:04]  Come kick it with us later.
[00:08:05]  YouTube.co.com/slash flagrant two.
[00:08:09]  Um, Al, were you keeping up with me with all my camera changes?
[00:08:12]  I missed a couple because you were just too smooth on me.
[00:08:14]  So, do you think you know that game that people were doing where they go like this and they go like that?
[00:08:17]  You have to look the opposite way.
[00:08:19]  No, it was a person versus another person.
[00:08:21]  You point in a direction, the camera, not the camera, the other person has to not put their head the direction you point.
[00:08:26]  Oh, so it was a game people were playing, right?
[00:08:29]  Okay, but do you think you could do that with this camera?
[00:08:32]  Oh, easy, but I only got to do it.
[00:08:34]  You know what I realized?
[00:08:34]  There was only two games.
[00:08:35]  Hey, hey, cut that!
[00:08:38]  Hey, cut that!
[00:08:39]  That's just quarantine logic, bro.
[00:08:40]  Don't worry about it.
[00:08:42]  Hey, don't worry, bro.
[00:08:43]  Don't mind yourself.
[00:08:44]  We're having a little cabin fever over here, guys.
[00:08:46]  Bro, it's son.
[00:08:47]  Nah, it's getting bad, dude.
[00:08:48]  And I'm being disrespectful, doing things I never used to do, bro.
[00:08:53]  Like, like what?
[00:08:55]  I was at, we got a delivery today, and uh, there's a knock on the door, and I said, The delivery boy is here.
[00:09:03]  Come on, bro.
[00:09:04]  I don't get it.
[00:09:05]  You can't be calling no grown-ass man boy.
[00:09:07]  It don't matter how short the Mexican.
[00:09:09]  Okay, a little Afrikaan American.
[00:09:12]  What?
[00:09:13]  I mean, what?
[00:09:15]  Is he African?
[00:09:16]  No, he was Mexican.
[00:09:17]  Oh, but you can't call him boy, bro.
[00:09:20]  Especially bad, though.
[00:09:21]  It's not a deadline.
[00:09:22]  No, no, you can't call a black person boy.
[00:09:24]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[00:09:25]  That's if it was a black delivery guy, that would have been bad.
[00:09:27]  That'd be fucked up.
[00:09:28]  Mexican, it's like if he had, if he was young in the face, if he's young in the face, it's fine.
[00:09:33]  Maybe that's it.
[00:09:34]  But still, delivery boy, bust boy, bro.
[00:09:37]  It's like I biked here in the fucking rain, Al.
[00:09:39]  It was one of the most miserable experiences I've ever had in my entire life.
[00:09:42]  Son, I saw the bike sitting outside the studio.
[00:09:44]  I just started laughing.
[00:09:45]  It was so bad, Al.
[00:09:46]  I know he was so.
[00:09:48]  Can I tell you?
[00:09:48]  Can I tell you?
[00:09:49]  Yeah, what's up?
[00:09:50]  Here's the thing: Mark offered to give me a ride.
[00:09:52]  You didn't know about this.
[00:09:53]  Mark offered to give me a ride to the studio in a car.
[00:09:55]  It was raining outside, but my girl and I had just got in a fight over where my sneakers were.
[00:10:00]  Okay, so I'm trying to make a point.
[00:10:03]  I can't go.
[00:10:04]  I'm out of here.
[00:10:05]  And then Mark's like, I could pick you up in 45 minutes.
[00:10:07]  Now I just got to sit on a fucking couch like an idiot for 45 minutes.
[00:10:11]  My girl coming in, like, well, if you had all this time, you could probably look for your converse.
[00:10:14]  Why are you asking me, bothering me?
[00:10:15]  Okay.
[00:10:16]  So I was like, I'm going to make a point.
[00:10:17]  I take the bike.
[00:10:18]  I get the fuck out of there.
[00:10:20]  Motorcycle.
[00:10:23]  Ah, motorcycle.
[00:10:25]  Touching your face.
[00:10:27]  Stop touching your face.
[00:10:30]  Anyway, so boom.
[00:10:33]  I really sincerely hope I'm yeah, yeah.
[00:10:36]  I was butt-ass naked when he walked in.
[00:10:38]  I looked like a Boston Terrier.
[00:10:39]  I just had a sweatshirt on.
[00:10:40]  Oh, Mark came in.
[00:10:41]  He goes, Why are you dressed like Ariana Grande?
[00:10:46]  So, so we'll send a picture.
[00:10:48]  We'll put a picture somewhere.
[00:10:50]  So I basically was like, fucking, I'm out.
[00:10:51]  I get onto the bike.
[00:10:52]  I hit the rain.
[00:10:53]  My motorcycle or motorized scooter or motorized bicycle, whatever you want to call it, my motorcycle doesn't have any of those fenders that block the rain.
[00:11:02]  So the tire is just picking up water and throwing it into my face the entire half-hour ride here.
[00:11:09]  Yo, I told you.
[00:11:10]  Son.
[00:11:10]  I told you.
[00:11:11]  I hit one puddle and my face was covered in corona.
[00:11:14]  That's right.
[00:11:15]  Two days ago, I walked in here disheveled.
[00:11:18]  Like, I literally thought there was something wrong, bro.
[00:11:21]  I thought something bad happened.
[00:11:22]  I thought you lost a relative.
[00:11:23]  Like the way you looked at me.
[00:11:25]  And Al just goes, man, I got it.
[00:11:27]  I go, what happened?
[00:11:27]  He goes, I hit a puddle.
[00:11:28]  The whole puddle hit me in the face.
[00:11:30]  Went on my mouth.
[00:11:30]  I think I got the Rona.
[00:11:31]  Yep.
[00:11:33]  The whole rest of the ride, I didn't move a muscle on my face.
[00:11:36]  Even that tight?
[00:11:37]  I was just like, I wish they could suck.
[00:11:40]  I was just tight.
[00:11:40]  Yeah.
[00:11:42]  Hey, man.
[00:11:43]  You survived, bro.
[00:11:43]  Nah, it's getting rough, though.
[00:11:45]  It's getting rough at home.
[00:11:46]  It's getting a little rough.
[00:11:47]  It's a little crimp.
[00:11:49]  What happened?
[00:11:49]  What happened?
[00:11:50]  Al said he walked the stairs twice today.
[00:11:52]  Al lives on the 37th floor.
[00:11:54]  You gotta walk the stairs.
[00:11:55]  If you go down and come back up and you go, I'm not ready to go and suck.
[00:12:00]  I was like, I'm gonna do this set alone.
[00:12:05]  Little crap.
[00:12:07]  Son, son, go to the wide.
[00:12:09]  This is literally how we gotta fight at home now.
[00:12:11]  You know what, babe?
[00:12:12]  I'm working out.
[00:12:22]  Ain't no fucking room in the house to fight.
[00:12:25]  How do people used to fight?
[00:12:27]  Bro, how do these Nordic people do it?
[00:12:30]  How do people that gotta stay inside all year round?
[00:12:32]  These people who, when it's winter, it's dark 24 hours a day.
[00:12:38]  How do these Nordic people do it?
[00:12:39]  Maybe that's why they hate black people in Sweden because they're so angry at dark in general.
[00:12:43]  They're like, how dare you come in duty here during the summer?
[00:12:48]  Excuse me, stop bringing dark and coming in the summer.
[00:12:52]  Alexi.
[00:12:54]  Suck.
[00:12:55]  Alexey, with two exes.
[00:12:59]  So I had a lot of...
[00:13:00]  It's so weird.
[00:13:01]  I still have people asking me about Sweden.
[00:13:03]  Tell me what happened in the Sweden.
[00:13:06]  So they're like, yo, how was it in prison?

=== Nordic Darkness and Anger (03:50) ===

[00:13:07]  And I'm like, a lot like it is right now.
[00:13:10]  So you feel in prison?
[00:13:11]  Yes.
[00:13:12]  Like back in Sweden.
[00:13:15]  What?
[00:13:15]  Yeah, I'm feeding.
[00:13:18]  What?
[00:13:18]  On the vegan.
[00:13:22]  See, they don't even know Al got a vegan in the crib.
[00:13:24]  They don't even know, bruh.
[00:13:27]  Al eating straight vegetables.
[00:13:28]  She eating straight meat.
[00:13:33]  Bro, we really chilling out here, dog.
[00:13:35]  It's different.
[00:13:37]  It's different with the music.
[00:13:40]  Yo, we trying to smoke?
[00:13:42]  Dude, Mark trying to get high, bro.
[00:13:44]  Mark hasn't showered since December.
[00:13:48]  Hair sticky.
[00:13:49]  What?
[00:13:50]  Uh, so's his tummy.
[00:13:54]  Get the blicky.
[00:13:57]  All right.
[00:13:57]  All right, let's get back to it.
[00:13:59]  In all seriousness, man.
[00:14:01]  And I mean this sincerely.
[00:14:03]  I mean this 100% sincerely.
[00:14:05]  I figured out what I'm going to do during this quarantine.
[00:14:08]  Talk about it.
[00:14:09]  I want to see if everybody's down to do this as well.
[00:14:12]  How about we get rid of our fucking text neck?
[00:14:14]  Are you familiar with what text neck is, everybody at home?
[00:14:17]  Alex Media?
[00:14:18]  I have no idea.
[00:14:18]  So right now, since we're always walking around texting, right?
[00:14:21]  Yeah.
[00:14:22]  Our posture has actually shifted and our head has dropped forward.
[00:14:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:26]  And our shoulders roll in.
[00:14:28]  That's been my posture since junior high school when I was chubby and had some titties.
[00:14:31]  So your titties were drawing you down?
[00:14:33]  Nah, it's like I wore a big shirt and if you lean forward, it doesn't show the points.
[00:14:42]  So my posture's been stuck like that ever since.
[00:14:46]  All right, well, we're going to fix your shitty ass posture.
[00:14:49]  So everybody at home and seriously, everybody at work.
[00:14:51]  So we're doing so much work on our laptops.
[00:14:53]  We're doing so much work curled over.
[00:14:55]  Like you see these retards at their offices.
[00:14:56]  They have like the standing desk.
[00:14:58]  They're like, I'm going to burn calories and work on reports.
[00:15:02]  I tried that for one day.
[00:15:03]  Nah.
[00:15:03]  Beat it.
[00:15:04]  Not going to happen.
[00:15:05]  Give me a comfy chair.
[00:15:06]  Okay.
[00:15:07]  But there are ways to battle it.
[00:15:08]  So I was talking to the owner of La Playa Pilates in Montecito, California.
[00:15:17]  And maybe he knows my girl.
[00:15:25]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:15:26]  God.
[00:15:27]  So we're supportive of it.
[00:15:29]  So link in the bio.
[00:15:31]  You know what I mean?
[00:15:32]  Why you trying to give me more problems?
[00:15:33]  I know, I know, I know.
[00:15:34]  My bad.
[00:15:39]  Yo, I remember when Mark was trying to give me problems at home?
[00:15:42]  Son.
[00:15:42]  We go on the fucking Instagram live for Corona's Got Talent.
[00:15:45]  Yo, pull up a joy.
[00:15:48]  So we call hot girls.
[00:15:50]  We call hot girls.
[00:15:51]  Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, Dude, if they're super hot, you get a lot of yo-yo-yo-yoin.
[00:15:59]  Oh, yeah.
[00:16:00]  Okay?
[00:16:00]  The hotter they are, the more yo-ying.
[00:16:01]  The more yo-yo-yo.
[00:16:03]  So, my girl's chilling here, and we're back there doing a Corona's Got Talent, and then Mark just goes, pull up a joint.
[00:16:10]  This fucking idiot.
[00:16:11]  It's wrong to say, because we're quarantined, Mark.
[00:16:14]  I look towards it.
[00:16:16]  I know, bro.
[00:16:16]  I know.
[00:16:18]  And then outside, I told him, I'm like, Mark, you know how you fucked up, right?
[00:16:23]  He's like, how?
[00:16:24]  And then he did his hand thing?
[00:16:25]  He did his stupid.
[00:16:26]  You know that little cat meme that's going around where the cat got his paws up like that or his fingers like that?
[00:16:31]  Little Dr. Seuss-ass motherfucker?
[00:16:33]  That's Mark.
[00:16:34]  Son, every time he...
[00:16:36]  Every time he knows he's lying, he's a dick.
[00:16:38]  What'd I do?
[00:16:38]  You know what you did, motherfucker.
[00:16:40]  He gonna learn one of these days.
[00:16:43]  Or we're gonna stein him.
[00:16:45]  Oh, I like that.
[00:16:47]  That slaps right there.
[00:16:48]  That's slap.
[00:16:50]  If you watch last year, you watch the last episode, you get it if not.
[00:16:53]  No.
[00:16:55]  Oh, oh, Al, you dropped some keys on him?

=== Daily New Thing Challenge (08:16) ===

[00:16:58]  Some keys are going right there?
[00:16:59]  Oh, yeah, that's me playing live.
[00:17:02]  Hey, but for real, here's a couple exercises we could all do.
[00:17:05]  I mean this 100% sincerely.
[00:17:06]  What I'm doing during this quarantine, I am getting rid of text neck because my posture has gotten horribly bad.
[00:17:13]  And here's number one thing we're gonna do, okay?
[00:17:15]  While sitting down, right?
[00:17:17]  We're just assuming our regular sitting posture.
[00:17:20]  I want you to put your hand like this, finger like that, on your lips and nose.
[00:17:26]  Come on, dude.
[00:17:27]  You can't tell them something to touch their face.
[00:17:30]  Nah, we're quarantined.
[00:17:31]  You could touch your face in quarantine.
[00:17:32]  And also, this works out really well because when you're telling your girl to shut the fuck up, you could also protect your neck and fix your neck, right?
[00:17:38]  So right when you're like, yo, shut the fuck up, then you work on this.
[00:17:42]  So this is how you do it, right?
[00:17:43]  You go like this.
[00:17:44]  Make sure it touches your lips and your nose.
[00:17:46]  That's difficult for me because my nose comes out so far there's actually space between my lips.
[00:17:52]  So do I have a witch chin and a big nose?
[00:17:57]  Anyway, ready?
[00:17:58]  So look, you go like this, right?
[00:18:00]  We're on the close-up?
[00:18:01]  Yeah.
[00:18:02]  Go on the side so you can see the little gap.
[00:18:03]  Do I have?
[00:18:04]  I'm showing him ready.
[00:18:06]  Fuck you, Al.
[00:18:07]  So then you go like this.
[00:18:07]  Go on the side.
[00:18:09]  You like this?
[00:18:09]  Keep your finger there.
[00:18:11]  Move your head back.
[00:18:13]  Now don't double chin it.
[00:18:14]  Just move your head straight back.
[00:18:15]  And it's a reminder of how far back your neck goes.
[00:18:20]  Don't double chin.
[00:18:20]  This is double chin.
[00:18:22]  Just move your neck back like that.
[00:18:23]  And it's a reminder of how far you lean forward.
[00:18:27]  So now you're at a more neutral position.
[00:18:29]  Other thing you could do, this is what we're going to do.
[00:18:31]  We're going to bring our arms straight up without lifting our shoulders.
[00:18:35]  Okay?
[00:18:36]  So the arms come straight up.
[00:18:38]  Mark, both arms.
[00:18:39]  I know you like to do one of them.
[00:18:41]  But both arms, Mark.
[00:18:43]  Both arms go up, right?
[00:18:45]  The second your shoulders start to lift, that's where you stop.
[00:18:49]  Okay?
[00:18:50]  So you go like that.
[00:18:50]  You see my shoulders start to lift?
[00:18:52]  I'm trying to bring them down.
[00:18:54]  That's too far.
[00:18:55]  And you do that five times a day.
[00:18:57]  This thing with your nose, every time you sit down, just remind yourself to do that.
[00:19:00]  Or if you're yelling at your girlfriend, you're telling her to be quiet.
[00:19:03]  Make sure you do that as well.
[00:19:04]  And then there's one more I got to do standing on the wall.
[00:19:06]  Can you get me on the wall?
[00:19:07]  Switch to the wide Al.
[00:19:09]  Honestly, we're going to come out of this with the best fucking posture.
[00:19:11]  It's not even a game.
[00:19:13]  Everybody, beautiful, elegant, super models walking down the street.
[00:19:16]  Those are the to survive.
[00:19:18]  Okay?
[00:19:19]  You know who has super bad posture?
[00:19:21]  Old people.
[00:19:21]  They're dying anyway.
[00:19:22]  Let's do this.
[00:19:23]  Oh my God.
[00:19:25]  Okay?
[00:19:25]  Last one.
[00:19:28]  Put your back on the wall.
[00:19:30]  Okay?
[00:19:31]  Back is to the wall.
[00:19:33]  Back is to the wall, but your feet put them eight inches away from the wall.
[00:19:37]  Al, do you know how much eight inches is?
[00:19:40]  I know nine.
[00:19:42]  Okay, about eight inches from the wall, okay?
[00:19:45]  Put your butt and back on the wall and put your head on the wall as well.
[00:19:52]  Right?
[00:19:52]  This is your neutral spine.
[00:19:56]  What I just did right there, that is your neutral spine.
[00:20:00]  That's how your back should be when everything's even.
[00:20:03]  You do that five times a day.
[00:20:05]  Just anytime you're going to the bathroom, your girl's in there, you're waiting.
[00:20:08]  You walk by another room.
[00:20:09]  Do that five to ten times a day, and it will remind you where your back is supposed to be when all the posture and everything is good.
[00:20:15]  How long do you hold it?
[00:20:16]  Um, 10 seconds.
[00:20:17]  Okay.
[00:20:17]  I just made that up, but uh, I'll have the right amount tomorrow.
[00:20:20]  But hold it for 10 seconds.
[00:20:21]  It's not that hard to hold, to be honest with you.
[00:20:23]  It's really not that hard, but it's just a reminder of where you should be.
[00:20:27]  Okay, gotcha.
[00:20:27]  We'll add another one tomorrow.
[00:20:29]  But those are three things that I'm going to start doing so I could work on my posture during this quarantine, man.
[00:20:36]  I can't come out of this quarantine looking crazy.
[00:20:39]  Imagine how much time we're spending on our phone.
[00:20:41]  Imagine how much time we're spending on our laptops, looking at Netflix, looking at Hulu, looking at YouTube, all this kind of stuff.
[00:20:46]  We're going to look like Neanderthals coming out of this.
[00:20:48]  We're going to devolve.
[00:20:50]  It's going to be going backwards, the evolutionary chart.
[00:20:53]  So we can't let that happen.
[00:20:54]  We're going to come out looking like elves.
[00:20:57]  Like you in this elf shit.
[00:20:59]  Do you still finished the movie already?
[00:21:02]  Can I be honest with you?
[00:21:03]  What's up?
[00:21:05]  My posture is going to be that of a centaur.
[00:21:08]  Oh, they got good posture.
[00:21:10]  They have incredible posture.
[00:21:11]  They got a wide back.
[00:21:12]  Wide back with the fatty.
[00:21:14]  With the fatty.
[00:21:15]  Move that hair out the way.
[00:21:19]  Like a centaur.
[00:21:21]  What?
[00:21:22]  What?
[00:21:22]  Nothing wrong with a centaur.
[00:21:25]  Guitar?
[00:21:26]  Centaur.
[00:21:27]  Yo, shit.
[00:21:28]  Guitar.
[00:21:30]  Yo, Mark, chill out, bro.
[00:21:33]  Chill out.
[00:21:33]  Put your pants back on, Mark.
[00:21:35]  Why you took your pants?
[00:21:39]  Listen.
[00:21:42]  I really like this music vibe.
[00:21:44]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:21:45]  I wonder if you get distracted.
[00:21:47]  No, it is, but it's just nice.
[00:21:49]  It just creates a little vibe action with it.
[00:21:51]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:21:52]  I want to get that neck better.
[00:21:53]  I want to get everything.
[00:21:54]  Oh, you want to get that neck better?
[00:21:56]  Neck better.
[00:21:56]  We're going to work on that.
[00:21:57]  Because I'm working on one new thing a day.
[00:21:59]  I'm trying to do one new thing a day.
[00:22:00]  That was my new thing that I started today.
[00:22:02]  It's working on my posture.
[00:22:03]  Improvement.
[00:22:03]  What about you, Al?
[00:22:04]  What'd you start today?
[00:22:05]  I mean, unlike you, I'm not trying to improve my neck game, but today I tried it for the first time yesterday going upstairs.
[00:22:15]  So I live on the 37th floor.
[00:22:16]  I went up the full flight of stairs.
[00:22:18]  And then today I did it twice.
[00:22:20]  It was difficult.
[00:22:21]  The second time was just to pretty much just get away from people.
[00:22:25]  But yeah, like I want to put together some furniture.
[00:22:30]  Usually I hire like TaskRabbit people to do that type of stuff, but I'm going to do it myself.
[00:22:35]  Yeah, just like the learn thing.
[00:22:38]  Cook.
[00:22:39]  Like, I'm still here's something.
[00:22:40]  That cooking thing is switch meals.
[00:22:43]  So here's something that we're going to, I'm going to learn.
[00:22:45]  Me and my shorty are going to do.
[00:22:46]  We're going to learn how to make the drinks that we always get at the bar, but never have done really ourselves.
[00:22:51]  Ooh.
[00:22:51]  Like an old-fashioned.
[00:22:53]  You should learn how to make the Picante from Soho House.
[00:22:56]  Yeah.
[00:22:57]  So House Miami.
[00:22:58]  And I'll be honest with you, I'm not a big Soha.
[00:23:00]  Sohouse.
[00:23:00]  Everywhere.
[00:23:01]  All of them.
[00:23:01]  They got this.
[00:23:02]  They got it.
[00:23:02]  Okay.
[00:23:02]  So there's a drink called the Picante, right?
[00:23:04]  It's basically like a spicy margarita.
[00:23:06]  Yeah.
[00:23:06]  But it's bomb.
[00:23:07]  We might have to get that.
[00:23:08]  Yo, we might have to get that.
[00:23:10]  That's actually my favorite drink.
[00:23:12]  Yeah, you like that drink a lot.
[00:23:13]  Yeah.
[00:23:13]  You like that drink a lot.
[00:23:14]  We might have to get that.
[00:23:15]  I'm trying to do a new thing every single day.
[00:23:19]  So if you guys have recommendations of other things that we could try out, and I'm telling you, it's little shit.
[00:23:23]  But if I feel like I did a new little thing every single day, that's why we did the Corona's Got Talent yesterday.
[00:23:29]  I don't know if you guys were watching on IG Live, but we literally just did a live talent show on my IG.
[00:23:34]  And we were going to like make a fucking big sign for it and try to do a big promo release for it and all this kind of shit to like really build it up.
[00:23:41]  And I was just like, fuck it.
[00:23:42]  Let's just do it.
[00:23:43]  Let's just do it.
[00:23:44]  See if it works out, see if it's fun, see if people get involved.
[00:23:47]  And then they did.
[00:23:48]  We had a great time.
[00:23:49]  And I think we had like 15,000 people watching or something crazy like that.
[00:23:53]  That's what's up.
[00:23:54]  And that was crazy.
[00:23:55]  So I think every day I got to do a new thing.
[00:23:58]  I got to figure out what my new thing is going to be for tomorrow.
[00:24:01]  I got to think right about it.
[00:24:02]  Huh?
[00:24:03]  I got to think about it.
[00:24:04]  Yeah.
[00:24:04]  It's like, what do I want to do?
[00:24:05]  It could be, dude, learn how to fold a fitted sheet.
[00:24:09]  It could be stupid shit that I've never done in my entire life.
[00:24:12]  Fold a fitted sheet.
[00:24:13]  Fitted sheets different, right?
[00:24:14]  So the fitted sheet is the one that crinkles at the end.
[00:24:17]  That one is hard to fold.
[00:24:19]  There's a special way to fold it.
[00:24:20]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:24:20]  You didn't even know there's a special way of folding.
[00:24:22]  Some of you guys asking the same question at home.
[00:24:24]  Dummies.
[00:24:25]  Okay, you got me there.
[00:24:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:24:26]  I did not know there's a special way to fold.
[00:24:28]  There's a special way to fold.
[00:24:30]  How do you fold it?
[00:24:31]  I'm going to learn that.
[00:24:31]  That's going to be one of my things to learn.
[00:24:33]  I didn't learn it yet, but I know I'm trying to fix your neck, bro.
[00:24:37]  Next time I'll fix your mattress.
[00:24:38]  I'll fix all these things.
[00:24:39]  But I'm going to be, I'm going to be on point with it when I'm done with this shit.
[00:24:44]  I'm going to be on point with it.
[00:24:45]  And you know what?
[00:24:46]  I'm going to start doing.
[00:24:46]  I'm going to start paying attention to all the shit my girl does that she says to my girl in general.
[00:24:53]  I'm going to pay attention to my girlfriend.
[00:24:55]  No, I'm going to pay attention to all the stuff that she does that she says is really hard, but I'm never around, so I don't know how hard it is.
[00:25:01]  You know what I mean?
[00:25:02]  So now when she says it, I could be like, no, I know exactly how difficult that task that you just did is.
[00:25:07]  I know exactly how much time it takes.
[00:25:09]  Oh, you're about to be a tyrant.
[00:25:11]  Now.
[00:25:11]  Oh, I feel sorry for her right now.
[00:25:13]  No, but it's good.
[00:25:13]  I got to be there.
[00:25:14]  I got to understand.

=== Moisturizing Life and Soul (07:21) ===

[00:25:15]  I got to appreciate.
[00:25:16]  Yo, maybe I could find out how long it takes her to like do all her feminine shit, like makeup and like tweeze an eyebrow.
[00:25:22]  Like maybe I could really take this time to see how difficult it is to be a woman.
[00:25:28]  That'd be important.
[00:25:29]  Maybe I learn, you know, to have more empathy for what they got to go through, or maybe it's less.
[00:25:33]  Maybe it goes, nah, you guys were just lying about all that shit.
[00:25:36]  It don't really take that long to wash your face.
[00:25:39]  So are you going to like demonstrate it on yourself?
[00:25:42]  Say again?
[00:25:42]  Are you when you're learning, you're going to like demonstrate like you're looking to yourself?
[00:25:46]  You know what I'll do?
[00:25:47]  Maybe nah, I'm not going to touch that button.
[00:25:50]  But what I will do this, I will commit to maybe one week of doing like a face routine.
[00:25:56]  Because you know how girls are like incredibly get on that.
[00:25:59]  Well, I've been very fortunate that I've had good skin my entire life.
[00:26:03]  Son, my skin is unblemished.
[00:26:06]  Son, you look, you look very close to 40.
[00:26:10]  Nah, you crazy, bro.
[00:26:12]  You're crazy.
[00:26:13]  Regardless of my age, I don't really care about my age, bro, because I like looking how I am.
[00:26:19]  Like, I'm not one of these people that's afraid of how old I am, nor am I afraid of like the crow's feet.
[00:26:23]  You know what I mean?
[00:26:24]  Like, because I think it shows that you've laughed.
[00:26:26]  It shows that you lived.
[00:26:27]  Yeah, but you can naturally combat it with taking care of your skin.
[00:26:33]  I don't mind it.
[00:26:34]  You just said you want to learn how to do some facial cleansing situations.
[00:26:38]  Yeah, but it's not to get rid of like my life.
[00:26:40]  Yeah, but that actually helps it.
[00:26:42]  Like if you moisturize, you'll have less wrinkles.
[00:26:44]  Yeah, but you're acting like I care about that.
[00:26:46]  Like I don't care about that.
[00:26:47]  Like those things, I think, give you character.
[00:26:49]  Like when I see old people, they got their faces all pulled back and shit.
[00:26:52]  I'm like, ah, come on, man.
[00:26:53]  Stop behind me.
[00:26:54]  It's just weird.
[00:26:55]  Like, I think you got to embrace every stage of your life.
[00:27:00]  You know, so like, I think the people are like running from those things are the most miserable because they're constantly living in fear.
[00:27:05]  It's like they're being chased by time.
[00:27:09]  And I don't ever want to feel like I'm running away from time.
[00:27:11]  I want to feel like I'm kind of like walking alongside it.
[00:27:14]  Right?
[00:27:15]  Because then you'll be.
[00:27:16]  That's a good, good approach to it.
[00:27:18]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:27:18]  Because then you'll be appreciative of it.
[00:27:19]  Be like, oh, this happened.
[00:27:20]  That happened.
[00:27:21]  Except for balding.
[00:27:22]  I'm not fucking with balding.
[00:27:23]  Oh, yeah.
[00:27:23]  I ain't going to go.
[00:27:24]  I'll take pills.
[00:27:24]  No, See?
[00:27:27]  See?
[00:27:27]  You would be bullshit.
[00:27:29]  I'm not going to bald.
[00:27:30]  Fuck that.
[00:27:31]  I've been on the pills.
[00:27:32]  Son, I took a pill 10 years ago before there was any clinical studies.
[00:27:36]  They were like, it's going to keep your hair.
[00:27:38]  Gobbled it.
[00:27:40]  So they might think, I'm just trying to preserve what guy gave me.
[00:27:42]  That's it.
[00:27:43]  I'm never gonna go under the knife for no nothing, but hey, if I can do it naturally.
[00:27:48]  Who knows?
[00:27:48]  Maybe we will.
[00:27:49]  Why is plastic surgery so stigmatized?
[00:27:52]  Because then you're gonna look like the old people you just talked about.
[00:27:54]  Let me make an argument and let me completely, this is what I do all the time.
[00:27:58]  I'll be saying one shit and then I completely flip on it, right?
[00:28:00]  So check it, right?
[00:28:01]  No, I got the argument for you.
[00:28:02]  This is why plastic surgery makes sense.
[00:28:05]  Our bodies weren't designed to live this long, okay?
[00:28:08]  Okay.
[00:28:09]  They were designed to live 30, 40 years.
[00:28:12]  Okay, now we're living 100 years.
[00:28:14]  So the actual body, think of ourselves like a Jordan.
[00:28:18]  You can only wear Jordan so much before the soul gets fucked up.
[00:28:21]  Then you just swap the soul.
[00:28:22]  So maybe we need to soul swap some parts of our bodies.
[00:28:26]  Maybe we need to soul swap some skin.
[00:28:27]  Maybe we need to soul swap, you know, that shit back here that girls get super long for some reason, right?
[00:28:32]  Yeah, but if you keep the Jordan in plastic away from air and preserve it, it'll be a lot of fun.
[00:28:37]  Yeah, but that's not how you live a life, dog.
[00:28:38]  Like these people that buy the Jordans and they put them in a fucking box and leave them there forever for what?
[00:28:43]  I wear my Jordans and I'm going to wear my skin.
[00:28:45]  I'm going to live my life.
[00:28:46]  But maybe since we're living longer, we have to do certain adjustments.
[00:28:52]  Thank you for saying that.
[00:28:53]  Go along with what's happening in our life and to maintain our bodies and skin for what's happening.
[00:29:00]  So on some level, I kind of understand and I agree with the plastic surgery idea, right?
[00:29:07]  And I, and I think it's actually keeping pace with how much longer we're living.
[00:29:13]  We're outliving our shells.
[00:29:15]  So we have to maintain our shells in some way so we can both live life and have a nice shell to live it with.
[00:29:24]  Okay.
[00:29:24]  So what about living life, but naturally trying to preserve it as you go on?
[00:29:29]  I'm like, why is this natural shit?
[00:29:32]  When we got the good stuff, like, so then it don't look fake and push back.
[00:29:36]  You can just moisturize right now.
[00:29:37]  You want to study for the test.
[00:29:38]  I'm like, I'll cheat.
[00:29:41]  Because for me, the tests don't do nothing.
[00:29:43]  Like, I'll be honest with you.
[00:29:44]  I'll be honest with you.
[00:29:45]  Oh, and we're coming up on 30.
[00:29:47]  Oh, I'll be honest with you.
[00:29:48]  Okay.
[00:29:49]  We might give you a couple extra minutes because we got music.
[00:29:52]  I'll be honest with you.
[00:29:53]  That, you know, these people who like don't go out in the sun at all their entire lives?
[00:29:58]  Imagine missing the most valuable thing in human existence, the sun.
[00:30:02]  We are all particles of sun.
[00:30:04]  We are all sunlight.
[00:30:06]  What do we call the like sunbeams or whatever?
[00:30:08]  We are the product of sun.
[00:30:10]  Like, imagine missing out on the thing that you come from.
[00:30:12]  Like, what a fucking stupid idea.
[00:30:14]  I'm not saying just bake outside of your, you know, your apartment or your house or your whatever it is or bake on the beach every single day.
[00:30:20]  I mean, that's equally stupid, but like you have to live life.
[00:30:23]  Yes.
[00:30:24]  You have to smile.
[00:30:24]  You have to laugh.
[00:30:25]  Like, I know girls that they try to not laugh because they don't want to get wrinkles.
[00:30:28]  Like, that's the most stupid thing in the world.
[00:30:30]  Why miss out on joy so that you could look good?
[00:30:33]  Like, it's just, I don't know, super perplexing to me.
[00:30:36]  So we have to find some way to manage living life and the shell that we've been given not being able to live up to the standards of what we now live.
[00:30:49]  How do we manage those two things?
[00:30:50]  Maybe it's plastic surgery.
[00:30:53]  Son, I flip-flop, bro.
[00:30:55]  Son, I flip-flop.
[00:30:56]  Just give it up to me, son.
[00:30:58]  I live life.
[00:30:59]  And I naturally preserve it.
[00:31:01]  Just moisturize.
[00:31:01]  That's it.
[00:31:02]  You're black.
[00:31:03]  It doesn't count.
[00:31:05]  It doesn't count when you're black.
[00:31:06]  I don't want to hear black people give me advice on aging.
[00:31:08]  Oh, yeah.
[00:31:09]  Just moisturize.
[00:31:11]  Just rub a little chicken wing on your fucking eyelids.
[00:31:13]  Son, I took a year off of Mark's life since he started moisturizing.
[00:31:18]  This kid looks.
[00:31:19]  Moisturized?
[00:31:21]  He's not moisturizing, bro.
[00:31:25]  It's not stupid.
[00:31:26]  Mark.
[00:31:27]  Word, Mark.
[00:31:27]  So you're going to start capping right now because you thanked me after you.
[00:31:33]  Al.
[00:31:34]  I hear that.
[00:31:34]  Here that you can moisturize it more.
[00:31:36]  Nobody wants to hear black people give advice about aging.
[00:31:40]  You don't want to hear it.
[00:31:41]  Whatever, man.
[00:31:42]  You know what it is?
[00:31:42]  Trying to help you out.
[00:31:43]  I've never understood before why black people get annoyed when white people say, It's like, we're not privileged.
[00:31:49]  Now I get it.
[00:31:50]  This is the privilege argument that you're giving to me right now.
[00:31:53]  No, it's not.
[00:31:53]  Yes, it is.
[00:31:55]  You're privileged.
[00:31:55]  I'm going to expose a 63-year-old man, right?
[00:31:59]  You look 25 years old.
[00:32:01]  Son, it's not fair.
[00:32:03]  We don't age slower.
[00:32:04]  We just all moisturize.
[00:32:06]  Since I was a child, my mom would put loads and loads of moisturizer on my face.
[00:32:10]  I don't know why she did it, but she just did.
[00:32:12]  Was she trying to make you white?
[00:32:14]  Nah.
[00:32:15]  Maybe.
[00:32:17]  But I would walk into school being a shiny little butterball.
[00:32:21]  Right.
[00:32:22]  But that's just how we grew up.
[00:32:24]  And I'm telling you, that's the only difference.
[00:32:25]  We don't age any slower than white people.
[00:32:27]  It's just that we moisturize.
[00:32:29]  I don't know if this is true.
[00:32:30]  I think that we're going to have to leave it up to the people at home to comment on it.
[00:32:34]  How do you know?

=== Freestyle Music Privilege (02:19) ===

[00:32:36]  Hey.
[00:32:37]  Oh, we got to end up with freestyle.
[00:32:39]  Okay, ready?
[00:32:39]  What?
[00:32:40]  Okay, black people in lotion.
[00:32:46]  Skin smooth like the ocean.
[00:32:49]  I'm over here toasting to East and West Coast and going through the motions.
[00:32:58]  Oh, cool.
[00:32:58]  Go ahead.
[00:32:59]  Oh, no.
[00:33:00]  I was just assisting you because you were about to stumble.
[00:33:03]  Oh, shit, bro.
[00:33:04]  You already knew that?
[00:33:05]  I saw it.
[00:33:06]  That's how amazing black people are.
[00:33:08]  They could tell when white people are going to fuck up their raps, bro.
[00:33:10]  Before they happen, we got this.
[00:33:11]  Dude, that's crazy.
[00:33:12]  You got a spidey sense for it?
[00:33:17]  Hey, bro.
[00:33:18]  Hey, listen.
[00:33:19]  One new thing I'm also going to try: freestyling.
[00:33:22]  That was it.
[00:33:23]  I'll never do that.
[00:33:25]  That was my new thing for the day.
[00:33:27]  Just freestyle.
[00:33:28]  Don't ever put this shit on beats again.
[00:33:31]  But for real, man.
[00:33:33]  We're doing one new thing a day.
[00:33:34]  Make sure you comment on the YouTube if you got a new thing or just shoot us DMs.
[00:33:38]  If you got a new thing that you think was dope, easy to do in the crib, something you never thought about.
[00:33:42]  I don't care if it's Pilates, yoga, stretching.
[00:33:46]  Make whipped cream.
[00:33:47]  You know, you could make whipped cream yourself.
[00:33:49]  Mark astonished me yesterday.
[00:33:52]  Mark, you made whipped cream yourself?
[00:33:54]  Son, were you not here when we were having dinner?
[00:33:58]  I don't know.
[00:33:58]  I was annoyed.
[00:34:03]  Okay, okay, we'll get back to that.
[00:34:05]  But for real, let's just figure out some things that we could all do, man.
[00:34:08]  We could all assist each other in this shit.
[00:34:10]  And I think the music stays on the pod, man.
[00:34:12]  What you think, Al?
[00:34:13]  It's a vibe.
[00:34:14]  Mark, what you think?
[00:34:15]  Music stays?
[00:34:16]  All right, man.
[00:34:16]  We gave you a few extra minutes.
[00:34:18]  We appreciate y'all.
[00:34:19]  We love y'all.
[00:34:20]  Tomorrow, when we drop, we're actually going to drop the episode a little earlier and we're going to drop it as an episode of Flagrant to the podcast that I do with Akash Sang and Alex Media.
[00:34:28]  So what I want you guys to do is if you're tuning in tomorrow with us, make sure you go see Tiger King and watch all of Tiger King on Netflix right now.
[00:34:38]  It's unbelievable.
[00:34:39]  You'll love it.
[00:34:40]  A lot of you guys have already started watching it or have already seen it right now.
[00:34:43]  You know exactly what I'm talking about.
[00:34:44]  We're going in depth tomorrow.
[00:34:45]  I think we got to go in depth tomorrow.
[00:34:47]  Tiger King recap.
[00:34:49]  You know?
[00:34:49]  Al, anything to say to the people?
[00:34:51]  I'm good.
[00:34:52]  I'm good, man.
[00:34:52]  Well, let's end it how we always do.
[00:34:54]  Put the glass up.
[00:34:55]  Peace, love, and