Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - How Old Them Titties Though
Aired: 2020-01-07
Duration: 02:34:49


=== Failed Podcasting Innovation (14:37) ===

[00:00:04]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:07]  You hear that?
[00:00:09]  That's clear, isn't it?
[00:00:11]  That sounds good, doesn't it, right there?
[00:00:13]  That's nice, crystal, clear audio.
[00:00:18]  Okay.
[00:00:19]  Now, I have to admit, I failed.
[00:00:23]  It takes a big man for you to admit that.
[00:00:25]  It does.
[00:00:25]  Big man for you to admit that, yes.
[00:00:27]  I failed.
[00:00:29]  I had an idea, and I thought it would change podcasting forever.
[00:00:34]  And an innovation I thought that was necessary.
[00:00:38]  And I promise you will happen in podcasting in the future.
[00:00:43]  We just got there too quick.
[00:00:45]  We got there before the technology would allow it.
[00:00:47]  What we tried to do is remove what I thought was the most cumbersome part of a podcast, which were these big microphone, the big mic arms.
[00:00:56]  Okay.
[00:00:56]  Some of you guys are watching this right now on YouTube.
[00:00:58]  You can see them.
[00:00:59]  We have these mic arms.
[00:01:00]  We have the microphones.
[00:01:01]  The table kind of looks like a spider.
[00:01:03]  It's not the most beautiful thing.
[00:01:04]  You have a gorgeous studio that we've built out.
[00:01:09]  Thanks to so many people who made this happen.
[00:01:11]  I could go through the whole list, but we'd be here forever.
[00:01:14]  But I'll do it anyway because now I feel like a dick.
[00:01:17]  So some of them are here for that.
[00:01:18]  We got Bobby there in the back.
[00:01:21]  I got a shout out to my boy Marco, who actually laid the groundwork and built out this whole space to start with.
[00:01:26]  And I forgot about him before my bad.
[00:01:28]  Now, I wanted to get rid of the microphone with a podcast.
[00:01:33]  So we had this tile.
[00:01:34]  You guys couldn't see, but essentially it was a tile that hung from the ceiling.
[00:01:38]  And it had these nodes that would automatically find the people that were in the room and then listen to them record their volume automatically.
[00:01:48]  It was unbelievable.
[00:01:48]  And the goal with it was to have a guest walk into the room, start talking to him casually.
[00:01:54]  He doesn't even know that we're recording.
[00:01:56]  And he goes, so when are we going to start recording?
[00:01:58]  I go, buddy, we've already been recording.
[00:02:00]  Okay.
[00:02:01]  I thought it would change podcasting forever.
[00:02:02]  I thought it would make it just this conversation.
[00:02:05]  Reality was the audio wasn't good enough.
[00:02:07]  It sounded a little tinny.
[00:02:08]  We tried to work it.
[00:02:09]  We flew Bobby back up.
[00:02:10]  We tried to work even more.
[00:02:11]  And nothing right now compares to these microphones.
[00:02:16]  Now, I promise you, we're going to do something to these mic arms to make them purposeful.
[00:02:19]  We will change the game in that regard.
[00:02:21]  And one day, podcasting will get to the point where there's no microphones at all.
[00:02:25]  And that's going to be pretty cool.
[00:02:26]  And we know that we're on the right thing.
[00:02:28]  But what was most important to me, and I made a big business mistake, and I realized this, is that I cared about my competition, not my consumer.
[00:02:37]  And the leg up that I've had in any field that I've been in, especially comedy and podcasting in my life, is I always cared about the consumer, right?
[00:02:45]  Like why they make the clips?
[00:02:46]  Because I was like, oh, people don't want to watch an hour or something they don't know.
[00:02:49]  They want to watch something small.
[00:02:50]  Give them something, you know, tiny, something that is like a little taste, right?
[00:02:54]  A little nugget that they can just chew on.
[00:02:55]  And then eventually we get more to it.
[00:02:57]  So that was always consumer.
[00:02:58]  And I had this advantage because of that.
[00:03:00]  And for the first time, I started thinking about the other people that are doing podcasts, my colleagues.
[00:03:04]  And I was like, how can I have an advantage over them?
[00:03:07]  I care about the competition, not a consumer.
[00:03:08]  And what suffered the consumer experience, the sound suffered.
[00:03:13]  So I learned my lesson from that.
[00:03:14]  I'll never go back from that, but I appreciate you guys for riding with us.
[00:03:17]  Thank you guys so much.
[00:03:20]  This is our first podcast of 2020.
[00:03:23]  I'm very excited and I'm very excited to start the podcast.
[00:03:26]  So we got to start it up.
[00:03:27]  We have a little bit different intro right now, but let me introduce everybody.
[00:03:31]  What's up?
[00:03:32]  This is Flagrant 2, No Easy Buckets, the number two recommended podcast by Apple Music for people from the African diaspora.
[00:03:43]  When I said spots of black man, when I said the spotify, when I said I was a black man, I fucking meant it.
[00:03:50]  And I meant black, black, black, square, double, black, Africa black.
[00:03:53]  Okay?
[00:03:54]  We are from the African diaspora.
[00:03:57]  Am I pronouncing that right?
[00:03:58]  Yeah, yeah, close enough.
[00:03:59]  I'm Andrew Schultz.
[00:04:01]  I'm here with Akash Singh.
[00:04:02]  I'm here with Real Life Kaz, also known as Kazim.
[00:04:04]  We got Alex Media Eden in the building, Mark Gagnon in the back, and then Bobby motherfucking Big Stick.
[00:04:12]  Okay?
[00:04:13]  Big Dig Bob.
[00:04:14]  Well, I didn't say that.
[00:04:15]  I called Big Stick.
[00:04:16]  I thought that, my bad.
[00:04:17]  Big Stick, Bob.
[00:04:18]  It means that.
[00:04:19]  Felt good.
[00:04:20]  Bobby Big Stick is our A V guy who flew back up here so kindly on my dollar, but so kindly.
[00:04:28]  Has spent a lot of my money in the last few days.
[00:04:30]  Baby wins.
[00:04:31]  Dude, say what?
[00:04:33]  Back end Bobby, okay?
[00:04:35]  In my pockets, Bobby.
[00:04:36]  Hand out of my pockets, Bobby.
[00:04:39]  Has been doing a lot to make sure this happened.
[00:04:41]  A lot of late nights, but we fucking did it.
[00:04:43]  We pulled it off.
[00:04:44]  And I'm very excited.
[00:04:46]  I'm very excited to start today.
[00:04:47]  Can I ask you a very important audio question?
[00:04:49]  Yes.
[00:04:49]  Did you get your money back for the tile?
[00:04:53]  So here's the thing about these tiles.
[00:04:55]  Yo, bro.
[00:04:55]  Oh, my.
[00:04:57]  I knew this is going to piss you off.
[00:04:58]  You motherfucker.
[00:04:59]  There's a reason I pay for things, not you, Akash.
[00:05:02]  So the thing about the tiles is this is how next level of tiles were.
[00:05:07]  And Bobby, cut me off if I'm wrong.
[00:05:10]  They're not even available for consumers because the technology is so delicate.
[00:05:14]  They're like, if some idiots buy it and they put it together, it's not going to work.
[00:05:17]  And then they're going to complain about the products.
[00:05:19]  So they only would sell it to audiovisual companies like Bobby.
[00:05:23]  Right.
[00:05:23]  Right?
[00:05:24]  Right.
[00:05:24]  So that's what I thought.
[00:05:25]  Good job, sucker.
[00:05:27]  That's it.
[00:05:28]  Big stick Bobby couldn't swing.
[00:05:30]  Couldn't hack it.
[00:05:30]  Struck out.
[00:05:31]  No, but we did a risk.
[00:05:33]  It was a gamble.
[00:05:34]  It was a gamble going into it.
[00:05:35]  And I gambled with a lot of fucking money and I lost it and I had to spend even more money.
[00:05:39]  Okay.
[00:05:40]  Put it this way.
[00:05:41]  I wish I could buy my gorilla watch now because I would feel good about it.
[00:05:46]  I would feel like I saved so much money if I just bought my girlfriend a watch again.
[00:05:50]  Wow.
[00:05:50]  Okay.
[00:05:51]  By the way, if you're looking at this set and you're looking at the wide angle, we're getting our money's worth for this card today.
[00:05:59]  We are getting our motherfucking money's worth.
[00:06:01]  You gotta get the mileage out of that some bitch.
[00:06:03]  I'm like, yo, the gift bag is kind of nice, though.
[00:06:05]  The gift bag is nice.
[00:06:06]  It does accent the room very nicely.
[00:06:09]  Yo, we got boxes in the room.
[00:06:10]  I'm sorry, not boxes.
[00:06:11]  We have books in the room.
[00:06:12]  I've never read.
[00:06:12]  I never read a single one of these books.
[00:06:14]  So we're faking on all the books that are in the room.
[00:06:16]  Okay.
[00:06:17]  I read some of Brain Droppings, the Carlin book.
[00:06:19]  It was good.
[00:06:20]  It was cool.
[00:06:20]  I mean, it's just their stand-up.
[00:06:22]  Right, right.
[00:06:22]  That's what they do.
[00:06:23]  They just put out the book.
[00:06:23]  When I was in high school, I was like, weird.
[00:06:25]  I was like into stand-up books.
[00:06:26]  Yeah.
[00:06:27]  I read the Ray Romano book.
[00:06:28]  I read the Chris Rock book.
[00:06:29]  Yeah.
[00:06:30]  I read Damon Wayans, Bootleg, which is all just act out.
[00:06:32]  And cool.
[00:06:33]  In a book?
[00:06:34]  He just writes out the act out, and you're like, I was like, what the fuck is going on?
[00:06:37]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:38]  I heard Bernie Mac.
[00:06:39]  The funniest part of that is he called Carl Malone this big mountain climbing N-word.
[00:06:43]  And I just thought that was the funniest.
[00:06:45]  The funniest way to just play it.
[00:06:46]  If there's someone who could climb mountains.
[00:06:48]  And 14 or 12.
[00:06:50]  Wait, did he fuck young girls too?
[00:06:51]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:52]  Yo, we got a dude.
[00:06:53]  Okay, I don't know if we should get into this too early.
[00:06:55]  Whoa, what are we getting into?
[00:06:56]  You can never get into it too early when you're talking about Tar Kelly.
[00:07:00]  Oh, no, it's Carl.
[00:07:02]  Oh, God.
[00:07:02]  Even worse.
[00:07:04]  But, okay, basically, just to finish up the audio thing, here we are.
[00:07:09]  Thank you guys very much.
[00:07:10]  We took a risk.
[00:07:11]  I've realized in my life that you're going to have losses.
[00:07:16]  We're going to have losses, but your wins will always outgain your losses.
[00:07:20]  Good for you for taking the risk for real.
[00:07:22]  Yes, we have to.
[00:07:23]  We have to take the risk.
[00:07:24]  I mean, it was a cool check.
[00:07:25]  It was fun.
[00:07:25]  It was sick for a minute, but I'll be honest.
[00:07:27]  It felt uncomfortable.
[00:07:29]  Like when I was recording, like with the mic, you know, this is, you just know it's getting recorded.
[00:07:34]  With that, you're like moving around.
[00:07:36]  You don't really trust it in that moment.
[00:07:38]  You couldn't really sit back or be, you know what I mean, in the shit because they're like, oh, don't move.
[00:07:43]  And there's markers here and all this other shit.
[00:07:44]  Yeah, that was all.
[00:07:45]  Anyway, so we're back.
[00:07:46]  We're here.
[00:07:46]  Flagrant 2, 2020.
[00:07:48]  I don't know if we should even talk about this.
[00:07:50]  This is like a very uncomfortable thing for me to talk about.
[00:07:53]  And we might cut this out, but I just have to say it and we might get edited.
[00:07:57]  Emily Raddick II, whatever her name is.
[00:07:59]  Radicows.
[00:08:00]  Yo.
[00:08:01]  Oh, God.
[00:08:03]  I don't know what we're talking about.
[00:08:05]  I sent you the picture.
[00:08:05]  I know when you sent me the photo, I was like, Andrew, no.
[00:08:10]  This isn't the hell.
[00:08:12]  Let me tell you something.
[00:08:12]  This ain't the fucking hell.
[00:08:14]  There was a joke that Dave Chappelle did back in the day.
[00:08:18]  It was how old is 15?
[00:08:20]  You need to change it to 14.
[00:08:21]  Emily Radikowski put up a picture of herself at 14 years old.
[00:08:26]  Okay.
[00:08:26]  The picture is being displayed on your video right now.
[00:08:30]  Okay.
[00:08:31]  She wrote some shit in a caption.
[00:08:32]  I've never read one of her captions.
[00:08:34]  I don't even know if she can.
[00:08:35]  Write that shit.
[00:08:36]  Let's be honest.
[00:08:37]  Are you really writing?
[00:08:39]  Come on.
[00:08:41]  Jesus Christ.
[00:08:43]  I got to 14 after I completely objectified this picture right here.
[00:08:48]  This is 14 years old.
[00:08:51]  She still got an Audi belly button.
[00:08:53]  That's how young she is.
[00:08:55]  The umbilical cord is left in.
[00:08:57]  Son, that shit ain't gone away yet.
[00:08:59]  So, wait a minute.
[00:09:00]  Right here.
[00:09:00]  14 years old.
[00:09:03]  14 years old.
[00:09:05]  Yeah.
[00:09:07]  Who's liking this?
[00:09:08]  It's got 1.8 million likes.
[00:09:11]  You know who's liking this.
[00:09:13]  I mean, I'm sending it around to you guys.
[00:09:15]  You know who's liking it.
[00:09:17]  I mean, I sent it everybody.
[00:09:18]  I said, I tried to do a group chat.
[00:09:20]  I don't know how Instagram works, really, so I don't know how to do it.
[00:09:22]  I don't like this light.
[00:09:23]  Did you dislike it?
[00:09:24]  No, that's not yo.
[00:09:26]  Who liked it?
[00:09:27]  You want to ask?
[00:09:28]  It was your Eddie.
[00:09:29]  Yo, Edward's wallet.
[00:09:31]  That's a crime in at least 35 states.
[00:09:33]  You know that.
[00:09:34]  Let me tell you something.
[00:09:35]  Bro.
[00:09:36]  Okay.
[00:09:37]  This picture, you go to Emily.
[00:09:39]  Her, I don't know.
[00:09:40]  M. is her Instagram.
[00:09:42]  There's a picture of her.
[00:09:44]  Go to that one just so we can cleanse the palate.
[00:09:46]  The people who don't know Emily Razatowski is one of the most filed people in the world.
[00:09:49]  She was the main chick in the Blurred Lines videos.
[00:09:52]  Her titties have been on literally every movie she's ever been in.
[00:09:54]  Yeah.
[00:09:54]  She's a bully.
[00:09:56]  She married some guy that I used to play ball with.
[00:09:58]  Really?
[00:09:58]  Yeah.
[00:09:59]  Good for him.
[00:09:59]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:10:00]  No, he's for him up big time.
[00:10:01]  Hell yeah, man.
[00:10:02]  I love seeing shit like that.
[00:10:03]  I love seeing Reddit.
[00:10:05]  Look.
[00:10:05]  Hell yeah.
[00:10:05]  This girl right here.
[00:10:07]  Go back to the other one.
[00:10:10]  Wow.
[00:10:10]  Posted a picture of herself at 14 years old.
[00:10:12]  And she yapped about some nonsense about how messed up it is.
[00:10:16]  What is she yapping?
[00:10:19]  I used to like showing people.
[00:10:21]  Go back.
[00:10:22]  Go back.
[00:10:23]  You got one job.
[00:10:24]  You got one job.
[00:10:25]  I used to like showing people this photo of me at 14 to prove my body is natural.
[00:10:30]  Nobody wants to see your body at 14.
[00:10:32]  Nobody wants to.
[00:10:32]  Why don't you choose your body at 18 to show it's natural?
[00:10:35]  What you are doing with this picture is saying I looked hot at 14.
[00:10:40]  Yeah.
[00:10:40]  And you're making me feel uncomfortable because I agree, but you don't look 14.
[00:10:45]  That's what makes me look 20 years old minimum in this picture.
[00:10:50]  How old does she look, Al?
[00:10:52]  No comment.
[00:10:53]  No comment.
[00:10:54]  How old does she look?
[00:10:55]  24.
[00:10:56]  This goes back to my thing.
[00:10:57]  Dude, Akra said the funniest thing.
[00:10:59]  I don't know if you want to say it right now.
[00:11:00]  Just say it.
[00:11:01]  Which one?
[00:11:02]  He said, if you get locked up for this, before the people in jail with you try to rape and kill you, you should be able to show them a picture of this girl.
[00:11:12]  If you get locked up for having sex, people should get to know what the child looked like.
[00:11:18]  When you got to go knock on everybody's house in your neighborhood for the Megan's Law shit, you should be able to knock and then go, yo, I hit on this girl.
[00:11:25]  And then they go, can you come in and tell us how to push off?
[00:11:29]  This is like, what?
[00:11:31]  But she knows it.
[00:11:33]  That's what you're doing.
[00:11:35]  She's being fucked up.
[00:11:37]  I think this should be illegal.
[00:11:38]  Take it down.
[00:11:39]  Let's change the picture.
[00:11:41]  This is child pornography.
[00:11:43]  This is child pornography.
[00:11:45]  I love it.
[00:11:45]  I'm on the artist.
[00:11:47]  You want to drag it in the chip charge.
[00:11:49]  The chips can't be.
[00:11:50]  The chips can't be.
[00:11:51]  Yo, you try to drag everybody into this.
[00:11:53]  No, that's the shit that I chose.
[00:12:01]  We're all going in a volcano.
[00:12:04]  That movie was Joe in the volcano.
[00:12:07]  Let me tell you something.
[00:12:08]  Not after this weekend.
[00:12:09]  Stop with these old-ass pictures of her.
[00:12:14]  No, see?
[00:12:15]  No, no, no.
[00:12:15]  Dude, that old ass shit.
[00:12:17]  It's like, get that old ass geriatric.
[00:12:19]  I see gray hair.
[00:12:22]  Yo, yo, yo, go back, go back.
[00:12:23]  That's your boy?
[00:12:24]  Go back.
[00:12:24]  Eden, you're doing too much.
[00:12:25]  Go stand on one picture.
[00:12:26]  Okay.
[00:12:27]  So look, this one right here, just right here, is good.
[00:12:29]  So we can focus on it, but then look at other shit real quick.
[00:12:32]  Okay.
[00:12:32]  This one picture right here.
[00:12:34]  I have a theory on this picture.
[00:12:35]  It's just the tits that make us think that she's of age.
[00:12:39]  That's not a theory.
[00:12:40]  Yeah.
[00:12:40]  No, no, but wait for it.
[00:12:42]  Wait for it.
[00:12:42]  Like, you didn't really crack the dimension code just now.
[00:12:45]  Yes, we and we are.
[00:12:47]  There's three things you can see on this logo.
[00:12:49]  Y'all.
[00:12:51]  Hey, y'all, right?
[00:12:53]  I didn't start that sentence good.
[00:12:55]  I didn't start that sentence.
[00:12:58]  Yes, we are aware.
[00:13:00]  I got him to the bottom of it.
[00:13:02]  It's the titties.
[00:13:04]  I think the titties are what, oh, why we're looking at this picture and we're a little bit sexually attractive.
[00:13:09]  It's those titties.
[00:13:11]  Stop saying we.
[00:13:13]  No, Al, sent me back.
[00:13:14]  Tell me what you said about.
[00:13:17]  Al sent you back.
[00:13:22]  He said, no.
[00:13:23]  He said, he said, red shirt.
[00:13:31]  All right.
[00:13:32]  So, look, I got the dinner.
[00:13:34]  I'll put it on the headphones.
[00:13:35]  I'll see how clear this audio is coming in.
[00:13:37]  No, wait for it.
[00:13:38]  Wait for it.
[00:13:39]  Now, look.
[00:13:40]  Here's the thing about the titties.
[00:13:41]  Here's the thing.
[00:13:42]  14 years old, right?
[00:13:44]  Okay.
[00:13:46]  At what age do girls start growing titties?
[00:13:48]  Teenage.
[00:13:49]  Probably around 14.
[00:13:50]  By the time they're 18, they're registered weapons.
[00:13:54]  Right?
[00:13:56]  I think she started growing titties at 10.
[00:13:59]  Technically, the titties are of age.
[00:14:04]  Four years of titty growth.
[00:14:08]  I think four years of things go at different ages.
[00:14:12]  You know how a chicken's ready to be eaten by six months?
[00:14:16]  She's aging in chickens.
[00:14:17]  So titty days like president.
[00:14:19]  Yes.
[00:14:21]  That titties been in office.
[00:14:23]  And let me tell you something.
[00:14:24]  Four more years.
[00:14:26]  Four more years.
[00:14:29]  No term limit titty having ass bitch.
[00:14:32]  Oh, FDRS TDS.
[00:14:35]  Oh, Trump, Trump 24.

=== Titty Growth and Aging (15:28) ===

[00:14:41]  Oh, my God.
[00:14:44]  My goodness.
[00:14:45]  This fucking dickhead.
[00:14:47]  Those are going to be some heavy breasts.
[00:14:49]  This girl is, bro.
[00:14:50]  By the time she gets older, them titties are going to be fucking going through the legs like Kyrie Irving, bro.
[00:14:55]  Those are some heavy breaths.
[00:14:57]  That's another thing.
[00:14:57]  How did that saggy?
[00:14:58]  Bobby, put your dick away.
[00:15:02]  Yo, she's female LeBron.
[00:15:03]  She's what?
[00:15:04]  Female LeBron.
[00:15:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:15:07]  Female LeBron.
[00:15:08]  She brought me up.
[00:15:08]  You know your friend?
[00:15:09]  This is great.
[00:15:10]  I had a friend named Mike.
[00:15:12]  I had a friend named Mike.
[00:15:14]  Nah, I got it.
[00:15:16]  I had a friend named Mike in high school, balding.
[00:15:19]  Right?
[00:15:20]  Balding in high school.
[00:15:22]  Okay.
[00:15:22]  His dick was probably ready early.
[00:15:26]  Right?
[00:15:27]  Hey, if we're keeping it a buck, if we're keeping it a buck, Mike was balded at 18.
[00:15:33]  You don't think he was ready to cope by 16 or 15?
[00:15:38]  King Tut was king at like 13 or something, I think.
[00:15:44]  Oh, shit.
[00:15:45]  I'm just saying, she got Mike titties.
[00:15:51]  Oh, man.
[00:15:52]  God, I can't.
[00:15:52]  What?
[00:15:54]  Bro, nice.
[00:15:55]  Not after this weekend.
[00:15:56]  Hold on, not after this.
[00:15:57]  To cleanse the palette?
[00:15:58]  Yeah.
[00:15:58]  To cleanse the palette?
[00:15:59]  Because we have to be fair.
[00:16:01]  You ready?
[00:16:02]  You ready, Eden?
[00:16:03]  Give me Salma Hayek.
[00:16:06]  Give me new Salma at the Golden Globes.
[00:16:08]  You want to see Golden Globes.
[00:16:10]  Give me Salma Hayek, and don't say how old she is because I'm going to ask you guys.
[00:16:14]  Perfect.
[00:16:15]  You want to think we judge age.
[00:16:16]  You want to think that we're some pedophiles.
[00:16:18]  Let me tell you something.
[00:16:19]  I know.
[00:16:20]  Yes, hold on.
[00:16:21]  Look at this picture right here.
[00:16:22]  Yeah.
[00:16:23]  You don't ever call us pedophiles.
[00:16:25]  This old bitch.
[00:16:27]  53 years old.
[00:16:29]  What the fuck?
[00:16:30]  53.
[00:16:31]  So I'm 33.
[00:16:33]  53, third world.
[00:16:34]  Like, you know, when they come over and play in Little League World Series, but they're already 24 and shit.
[00:16:38]  She could be 60 years old.
[00:16:40]  God damn.
[00:16:41]  That's 53 years old.
[00:16:42]  Those titties?
[00:16:44]  Hmm?
[00:16:45]  Hmm?
[00:16:46]  Those titties are 1,000% older than me.
[00:16:48]  Them Benjamin buttons.
[00:16:49]  She was 20.
[00:16:50]  Them Benjamin buttons.
[00:16:52]  I don't think she had titties like that when she was young.
[00:16:55]  Nah, you seen Desperado?
[00:16:56]  Yeah, she's had these titties.
[00:16:57]  Yeah.
[00:16:58]  I feel Desperado right now.
[00:17:00]  I want them titties.
[00:17:02]  Salma Hayek's been hot my entire life.
[00:17:04]  Yeah, she's one of those like five people who've just always been fired.
[00:17:07]  Yo.
[00:17:08]  Like always.
[00:17:08]  Look at her.
[00:17:09]  Like no down year.
[00:17:11]  Son.
[00:17:11]  Like the Tom Brady.
[00:17:12]  Let's keep it 100.
[00:17:13]  Let's keep it 100.
[00:17:15]  When did your mom's fall off?
[00:17:17]  Let's keep it 100.
[00:17:20]  Nah, it's 2020.
[00:17:21]  It's 2020.
[00:17:22]  There's no fucking way we're starting this year with talking about my mama's titties at all, bro.
[00:17:27]  1993.
[00:17:28]  I'm good.
[00:17:29]  1993.
[00:17:30]  I remember the year.
[00:17:32]  It was 93.
[00:17:33]  I was 10.
[00:17:34]  I looked at my mom.
[00:17:34]  I was like, Ma, you ain't got it.
[00:17:35]  It's a lot of Vericas.
[00:17:37]  A lot of Vericas on them thigh veins.
[00:17:39]  Ma, it might be a rap.
[00:17:41]  It might be a rap.
[00:17:42]  You might have to go stocking like a flapper.
[00:17:44]  We need to be serious for a second.
[00:17:46]  Because my mom falling off.
[00:17:49]  You mean he took me off?
[00:17:49]  Facts.
[00:17:50]  She's so bad.
[00:17:51]  Son.
[00:17:52]  Son.
[00:17:52]  Our mother's got melodin, so they learn a little bit.
[00:17:56]  My mom got nice feet, not gonna lie.
[00:18:00]  I've been noticing her feet with nice little, like little, little plum nail polish.
[00:18:04]  She go for a nice plum.
[00:18:05]  She go for a plum.
[00:18:08]  She going with a plum, bro.
[00:18:11]  No, now it's uncomfortable.
[00:18:12]  Why?
[00:18:13]  14-year-old teens is fine.
[00:18:19]  The lines been crossed.
[00:18:23]  She has a nice plum, usually, and a nice foot.
[00:18:26]  Am I wrong?
[00:18:27]  You got your dad's feet.
[00:18:30]  You right about that?
[00:18:31]  You right about that?
[00:18:32]  Or tracks.
[00:18:33]  You right about that?
[00:18:33]  She don't wear no plum nail polish.
[00:18:35]  Whoa, I know my polish, bro.
[00:18:39]  I know my polish.
[00:18:41]  I'm aware of my polish.
[00:18:43]  Huh?
[00:18:44]  Plum.
[00:18:45]  Nah, bro.
[00:18:46]  It's red.
[00:18:47]  I think we might have to face down your mom.
[00:18:48]  Yo.
[00:18:49]  Nah, now we're getting weird.
[00:18:51]  Just do this because she knows.
[00:18:53]  You're fucking mindset.
[00:18:56]  He went into the middle.
[00:18:58]  Hold on.
[00:18:58]  Hold on.
[00:19:00]  Listen.
[00:19:00]  Listen.
[00:19:00]  This is, listen.
[00:19:02]  She's going to be wearing sandals.
[00:19:05]  Right?
[00:19:06]  This is what we do.
[00:19:07]  We FaceTime.
[00:19:07]  We go, hey, I just want to prove a point.
[00:19:10]  I want to prove a point that we got wooden floors.
[00:19:14]  I want to prove a point.
[00:19:15]  We got wooden plants.
[00:19:16]  I can't do it.
[00:19:17]  We got the whole system in the game.
[00:19:20]  We got the system doing it.
[00:19:22]  And you know, if I call my mom and say, Andrew thinks he knows your toenail goes.
[00:19:25]  Say it.
[00:19:25]  That's disgusting.
[00:19:26]  Go for it.
[00:19:26]  Nah.
[00:19:27]  Don't worry.
[00:19:28]  I call my mom.
[00:19:30]  You can see.
[00:19:30]  Oh, if we want to talk about toenails.
[00:19:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:32]  Did I send it to you?
[00:19:34]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:19:36]  I'm going to airdrop it.
[00:19:37]  Look at Salma right quick, though, and Desperado.
[00:19:41]  Unreal.
[00:19:42]  How sweet is that?
[00:19:43]  Studios iMac.
[00:19:44]  I'm going to show you something.
[00:19:46]  I want you to zoom in on this.
[00:19:47]  This is my father.
[00:19:49]  This is my father getting his toenails cut.
[00:19:51]  Unreal.
[00:19:52]  That's your dad's toes.
[00:19:53]  This is brand new.
[00:19:54]  I just want to say, my dad's toenails come off of the toe and then touch down like a dinosaur.
[00:19:59]  You know how they have those little hooks, like the little talons?
[00:20:02]  Oh.
[00:20:03]  Now, look at the talons.
[00:20:04]  Now, I want you to.
[00:20:05]  He looks like his toenails are wearing grills.
[00:20:09]  Yo, those painted girls.
[00:20:11]  He got geo.
[00:20:13]  He got toe grills.
[00:20:18]  That was Air Force One.
[00:20:19]  Oh, that was a wrong belly song.
[00:20:20]  Okay, cool.
[00:20:21]  Now, I want you guys to.
[00:20:22]  He's getting his toenails cut down.
[00:20:23]  Now, I want you guys to zoom out.
[00:20:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:20:25]  Zoom out.
[00:20:26]  Do you notice anything different about this nail salon?
[00:20:29]  It's not a nail.
[00:20:30]  It's a doctor's office?
[00:20:31]  It's not a nail salon.
[00:20:32]  It's a fucking surgery office.
[00:20:34]  He had to go to the hospital to get his nails cut.
[00:20:37]  Wow.
[00:20:38]  Because the skin underneath the nail grew with the nail.
[00:20:43]  Oh, my God.
[00:20:44]  So he's getting like.
[00:20:45]  Y'all different.
[00:20:47]  That's because we don't wash our legs, bro.
[00:20:50]  We don't notice these things.
[00:20:52]  That's what happens when you don't wash your legs as a white.
[00:20:55]  When's the last time you cut your toenail?
[00:20:56]  I bite them.
[00:20:58]  Oh, God.
[00:21:05]  I've seen it.
[00:21:06]  I've seen it.
[00:21:06]  I can bite my toenails.
[00:21:07]  Look.
[00:21:08]  It's actually impressive at 36 that you can do this.
[00:21:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:21:13]  Oh.
[00:21:15]  Sharing drinks.
[00:21:16]  That's impressive at 36.
[00:21:18]  Can you do that?
[00:21:19]  No.
[00:21:19]  Bro, my girl made me do a Pilates workout today.
[00:21:22]  Yo, my girl teaches a Pilates class.
[00:21:23]  That shit ain't no joke.
[00:21:25]  These bitches are strong.
[00:21:29]  Have you ever done a plank right?
[00:21:31]  Oh, yeah, no.
[00:21:32]  Nah, planks wrong are easy.
[00:21:34]  Planks right?
[00:21:35]  Yeah.
[00:21:36]  When you got to dip your shoulders in it?
[00:21:37]  Yeah.
[00:21:38]  Son, I'd be struggling in my girl's class.
[00:21:40]  Son, my girl right next to me is just me and her.
[00:21:44]  She beating me.
[00:21:46]  I refuse to let her beat me.
[00:21:48]  I took years off of my life to finish these planks today.
[00:21:51]  I did a side plank.
[00:21:52]  Have you ever done that one?
[00:21:53]  Yeah.
[00:21:53]  I'll be in these closets.
[00:21:54]  Son.
[00:21:55]  I'll be at Pilates.
[00:21:56]  How these girls get raped?
[00:22:02]  I don't understand.
[00:22:03]  Son, you strong the same piece.
[00:22:06]  What are you doing?
[00:22:07]  You know how strong these women are, bro.
[00:22:10]  You can't keep that shit out.
[00:22:11]  Tighten your core.
[00:22:12]  Look at that.
[00:22:13]  Look at that right there, bro.
[00:22:15]  I was so struggling just to even lift the leg.
[00:22:19]  Bro, I can't do none of it.
[00:22:21]  You do the starfish joint where you lift the arm.
[00:22:23]  Where you lift the leg and the arm.
[00:22:25]  Yeah, come on, son.
[00:22:25]  You can do that.
[00:22:26]  Son, I couldn't do it.
[00:22:28]  I couldn't do it.
[00:22:28]  I had to make up mad excuses.
[00:22:30]  Son, I was making my girl, I was farting, so my girl would laugh, and then she would stop.
[00:22:34]  I'd be like, we stopped it.
[00:22:40]  It was, this has been a, listen.
[00:22:42]  2020 is a weird time.
[00:22:45]  2020 is a weird time.
[00:22:47]  Son, I think I moved into my girl's house.
[00:22:49]  Wait, what?
[00:22:50]  I can't.
[00:22:51]  I think I'm back.
[00:22:52]  Yeah.
[00:22:53]  We back.
[00:22:54]  Son, we back.
[00:22:55]  We were messing our mics.
[00:22:57]  I think I moved into my girl's house, bro.
[00:22:58]  I really believe I moved in.
[00:23:01]  And for the first few days, I didn't tell you all this.
[00:23:05]  For the first few days, this shit was going so well.
[00:23:07]  She cooks breakfast.
[00:23:08]  Okay.
[00:23:10]  Mad dry mango.
[00:23:11]  I finish a bag.
[00:23:13]  It's more dry mango.
[00:23:15]  This is like Pez, dude.
[00:23:16]  That shit becomes a lot of fun.
[00:23:18]  You know, you love dried mango, dog.
[00:23:19]  Groceries.
[00:23:20]  I love dried mango.
[00:23:21]  I love dried mango.
[00:23:23]  Okay.
[00:23:23]  Mad dry mango.
[00:23:25]  My laundry, all she's always doing laundry, always laundry being done.
[00:23:28]  It's the best situation in the world, right?
[00:23:31]  Is this your first girlfriend, son?
[00:23:33]  Yeah, I was about to say, like, you've never gotten a bad one.
[00:23:34]  I had some lazy ass bitches in the ten.
[00:23:37]  I wasn't getting the full fucking table.
[00:23:40]  I wasn't getting the full experience back then.
[00:23:42]  So imagine if they die legal.
[00:23:44]  Son.
[00:23:48]  We were just doing it, man.
[00:23:49]  Not that time.
[00:23:50]  Not that.
[00:23:51]  Not that type.
[00:23:51]  Not that type.
[00:23:52]  That's crazy.
[00:23:53]  Honestly, not that good at all.
[00:23:55]  I don't need that.
[00:23:56]  Hold on, hold on, brother.
[00:23:57]  Shut it out.
[00:23:58]  Out, you need to chill.
[00:23:59]  Go at it.
[00:24:00]  Take the picture off the screen.
[00:24:02]  So, look.
[00:24:03]  So, look.
[00:24:06]  She gets tired, yo.
[00:24:07]  This is not a Patreon episode.
[00:24:08]  It's all good.
[00:24:09]  We got this.
[00:24:09]  We're a sports podcast.
[00:24:15]  Oh, my God.
[00:24:20]  Unload balls.
[00:24:25]  Okay.
[00:24:27]  Oh, sweet Jesus.
[00:24:29]  Everything, son, everything's going amazing.
[00:24:31]  I'm like, how have I not lived with my girl before, right?
[00:24:33]  Right.
[00:24:34]  We fucked a few nights ago, right?
[00:24:36]  I'm like, we go home, we fucking everything like that, right?
[00:24:39]  Then we fuck two nights ago, right?
[00:24:43]  I'm like, it's lit.
[00:24:44]  Everything's good.
[00:24:45]  Then in the morning, she gets on top of me, right?
[00:24:51]  And I'm a little hard because I was hard.
[00:24:54]  It's morning.
[00:24:55]  It's morning.
[00:24:55]  Yeah, it's morning wood.
[00:24:56]  And she's like, oh, you want to have sex?
[00:24:58]  And I'm like, it seems like that.
[00:25:04]  It seems like that.
[00:25:06]  I know you would think that.
[00:25:08]  I can see how my erection might be misleading.
[00:25:10]  Yeah.
[00:25:10]  Like, I, it's, you know, like, girls be like, not knowing that they flirt with people.
[00:25:17]  You know, like, they say, like, thanks, babe.
[00:25:19]  And then, like, a Puerto Rican would be like, oh, she called me babe.
[00:25:22]  She's like, fuck you.
[00:25:25]  All right.
[00:25:25]  Your dick is flirting.
[00:25:26]  So my dick was flirting.
[00:25:27]  Right, right.
[00:25:28]  So I was like, oh, no, no, no.
[00:25:29]  But we like, I was like, but I don't know.
[00:25:30]  I didn't know what I said.
[00:25:31]  Yeah.
[00:25:32]  I probably farted.
[00:25:34]  So then that night, she's trying to get it again.
[00:25:39]  Oh, God.
[00:25:40]  Did you do it that morning, though?
[00:25:41]  No, no, no.
[00:25:42]  Okay.
[00:25:43]  Because I did two.
[00:25:44]  I did two in a row.
[00:25:45]  That night she wanted again, right?
[00:25:47]  And I was like, nah, but we just had sex.
[00:25:49]  We just had sex yesterday.
[00:25:51]  We had just had sex yesterday.
[00:25:52]  So why would we want to?
[00:25:54]  Oh, we do this again.
[00:25:55]  Yeah.
[00:25:55]  And then the next morning comes, right?
[00:25:58]  I feel my dick hard.
[00:26:00]  My girl puts her leg on top of my leg.
[00:26:04]  Son, I gotta hide my dick.
[00:26:08]  I got this boner that I gotta hide from my girl.
[00:26:11]  Remember how like the Jews would hide their gold from the Nazis?
[00:26:15]  You had to and Frank your dick.
[00:26:16]  Him Frank my dick.
[00:26:17]  My dick was in the attic.
[00:26:18]  I put my dick in the attic.
[00:26:20]  Tuck it up there.
[00:26:20]  I put the dick in the attic.
[00:26:23]  Okay?
[00:26:24]  Listen, she wants to hug before she goes to work.
[00:26:26]  I hip hug her like we're doing a swing.
[00:26:30]  I tried to hug this dick, bro.
[00:26:32]  Because I know if the boner's there, she thinks that that means it's okay.
[00:26:38]  Just because I get hard like this.
[00:26:40]  Yo, no, but it's not a good thing.
[00:26:41]  Just because I'm dressed up.
[00:26:42]  Just because I'm dressing so you can take advantage of it.
[00:26:48]  Not to make it uncomfortable.
[00:26:50]  It sounds kind of rapey.
[00:26:51]  It's a little rapey.
[00:26:52]  You probably rape me.
[00:26:53]  She's kind of raping you.
[00:26:54]  Yo.
[00:26:55]  Yeah, but you can't report that shit.
[00:26:56]  You'd be looking like some bitch is getting raped.
[00:26:58]  I mean, you can.
[00:26:59]  Nah, nah.
[00:27:00]  That's female privilege, bro.
[00:27:02]  Nah, you're going to fuck with these hard-working policemen and firemen.
[00:27:09]  What?
[00:27:10]  You report rape.
[00:27:12]  Son, the fire truck come too.
[00:27:17]  That's all men don't report.
[00:27:18]  What do you rape, son?
[00:27:19]  What do you think happens when people call me?
[00:27:21]  That's why men don't report rape because you can't be called that, yo.
[00:27:25]  My girl just raped me.
[00:27:26]  And then you hear, how it goes?
[00:27:31]  That is a weird.
[00:27:34]  He is a European ambulance.
[00:27:36]  By the way, that shit is.
[00:27:38]  You can make it sound like Bobby Valentina.
[00:27:39]  You are a fucking masculine ass dudes pulling babies out of fires coming.
[00:27:43]  What's going on?
[00:27:44]  There's a rape here?
[00:27:46]  They're getting ready to arrest you.
[00:27:47]  And you're like, now I'm the victim.
[00:27:49]  They're like, what?
[00:27:50]  All my brothers died at 9-11.
[00:27:52]  Gonna tear a fucking girl off of you.
[00:27:55]  How dare you, motherfucker?
[00:27:57]  You want some, you want some dicks, sweetheart?
[00:27:59]  We got some dicks for you.
[00:28:00]  Oh, man.
[00:28:02]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:04]  You know, you could take advantage of the morning wood.
[00:28:06]  How?
[00:28:07]  Because that shit just stays up.
[00:28:09]  Do it?
[00:28:10]  For the most part.
[00:28:11]  So you let them ride, and then you'll be the man the rest of the day and be like, oh, yeah, I'm done.
[00:28:16]  I'm going to go pee.
[00:28:17]  So now they feel like, oh, they didn't get their nut out of you.
[00:28:20]  So now they like overcompensate for the whole day.
[00:28:22]  I don't do this, but I'm just saying.
[00:28:26]  Yeah, I didn't see his face.
[00:28:27]  He got so sincere.
[00:28:29]  He really tried to get a single shot.
[00:28:32]  You could if you wanted to.
[00:28:34]  Now, here's the question: when you do that and then you drop them off in middle school, how do they nag you?
[00:28:42]  You didn't make me a sandwich for lunch.
[00:28:45]  You left the crusts on.
[00:28:49]  You don't get them uncrustables out.
[00:28:52]  I love how it started with me.
[00:28:55]  You see, you called this shit.
[00:28:57]  Just drag you into the volcano.
[00:28:58]  We're coming up with you next guy.
[00:29:04]  You won't get it.
[00:29:04]  Not after this week, everybody.
[00:29:05]  It's always the quiet.
[00:29:07]  I'm straight, bro.
[00:29:09]  Kelly got no smoke this week.
[00:29:10]  We had son.
[00:29:12]  Anybody go fucking?
[00:29:12]  You got him two weeks off?
[00:29:14]  Nah, because Iran want the smoke, son.
[00:29:16]  Bro, we already talked about Iran on the Patreon, but we made sure that Kaz got the top 10 memes from the Iran shit.
[00:29:26]  I'm cool.
[00:29:26]  I don't know.
[00:29:27]  Y'all want to bomb me, Ron?
[00:29:29]  Do I?
[00:29:31]  I don't think you want to bomb them.
[00:29:32]  I mean, like, I don't want to bomb the people.
[00:29:35]  Best case scenario, it's over now.
[00:29:37]  I don't want to bomb the people.
[00:29:39]  I don't want to bomb the people.
[00:29:43]  But y'all tripping, bro.
[00:29:47]  Yo, because you know what?
[00:29:47]  They could have some 14-year-old Emily Raddam.
[00:29:51]  Son, if you see the batty online, son, that's the only reason I sent me a lot of people.
[00:29:57]  I saw this tweet.
[00:29:59]  That shit is so funny.
[00:30:00]  You got it.
[00:30:00]  Hope you.
[00:30:01]  Bro, she was fired.
[00:30:02]  I saw it.
[00:30:03]  Nah, I don't want to bomb them.
[00:30:04]  With that being said, if we do go to war with them, we'll kill most of their men.

=== Native American Conversations (13:09) ===

[00:30:10]  And then those women will need able-bodied men.
[00:30:15]  I mean, it worked in Russia.
[00:30:19]  Nah, religions are different.
[00:30:21]  Because whoever stays as a man can just wife all of them.
[00:30:25]  You get multiple wives in Islam.
[00:30:26]  So you just have like 12 wives each.
[00:30:28]  Those people who don't fight, they're the ones that are going to luck up the best.
[00:30:31]  Yeah, but that's why they're doing it.
[00:30:33]  I got 12 wives now.
[00:30:35]  Maybe that's why they're doing it.
[00:30:36]  They need to clean out some of the dudes so there's not as much competition.
[00:30:40]  Think about it.
[00:30:42]  Right?
[00:30:43]  That's why the Native Americans took them blankets.
[00:30:47]  There was one bitch.
[00:30:50]  I don't know about y'all.
[00:30:51]  I don't only know one Native American girl.
[00:30:53]  I don't think there was a lot of them.
[00:30:54]  My girl's Native American.
[00:30:55]  No, she's not.
[00:30:59]  Come on, guys.
[00:31:00]  That's how few Native Americans there are.
[00:31:02]  Why would I lie?
[00:31:03]  We were literally just talking about.
[00:31:04]  She's not for Native Americans.
[00:31:05]  Yeah, she's not like fucking Navajo type shit.
[00:31:09]  She got a casino?
[00:31:09]  A strong, strong enough, strong enough percentage to get a scholarship.
[00:31:12]  That's literally Elizabeth Warren got a scholarship.
[00:31:15]  I takes it.
[00:31:17]  That's fine.
[00:31:18]  Is she more Native American?
[00:31:19]  She's definitely more Native American than Elizabeth Warren.
[00:31:21]  Is she more Native American than wait?
[00:31:23]  Did Rory go to a black school?
[00:31:26]  Did he?
[00:31:27]  Is she more Native American than Rory is black?
[00:31:34]  This is where y'all stop talking.
[00:31:38]  He keeps trying to pull me the fucking volcano all of a sudden.
[00:31:41]  I'm like, guys.
[00:31:41]  Nah, touching that.
[00:31:42]  But no, she's very Native American.
[00:31:44]  Yes.
[00:31:44]  Say again.
[00:31:44]  Like, even she like her dad and like her grandfather and the hair and all of such, I'm like, oh, yeah, that is, that is, that is there.
[00:31:51]  I'm Native American.
[00:31:52]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:31:53]  No, you're not.
[00:31:54]  Is she Native American?
[00:31:55]  Yes.
[00:31:56]  How much?
[00:31:56]  How much?
[00:31:57]  Does she have a casino?
[00:31:58]  I've never asked her the exact percentage, but like I know.
[00:32:02]  Nah, I'm Native American.
[00:32:03]  Because when I get hurt, my skin gets a little red.
[00:32:05]  So is she half?
[00:32:06]  What?
[00:32:07]  That means her Asian.
[00:32:09]  That means the Asians.
[00:32:10]  Oh, no, when they drink.
[00:32:12]  What's her grandparents?
[00:32:14]  Grandparents?
[00:32:14]  The Asians drink, they get red.
[00:32:16]  Grandparents side.
[00:32:16]  I'm not the blacks, the black side.
[00:32:17]  I'm going to say it.
[00:32:21]  Hold on.
[00:32:21]  Explain.
[00:32:22]  TNT.
[00:32:26]  I'm like whispering.
[00:32:27]  Ticketende.
[00:32:30]  Hold on.
[00:32:30]  We're having two different conversations.
[00:32:33]  He said the grandparents.
[00:32:34]  Can I get everybody on the same page?
[00:32:36]  13-year-old girls.
[00:32:39]  What about them?
[00:32:41]  No, no.
[00:32:42]  We should just titties.
[00:32:44]  It's just titties.
[00:32:46]  We're just titties.
[00:32:46]  Go on.
[00:32:47]  So, three-year-old titties.
[00:32:48]  Cass, how's that Nick's job looking?
[00:32:51]  That's what we're going to do.
[00:32:52]  We're just going to get Cass fired so he doesn't have to miss episodes.
[00:32:57]  Go.
[00:32:57]  Chicken It.
[00:32:59]  You're lying about your girl being about that.
[00:33:02]  But you just said her grandparents are black.
[00:33:04]  Father's dad's side.
[00:33:05]  Very black.
[00:33:06]  Yes.
[00:33:06]  Other side.
[00:33:07]  That's what Native American comes from.
[00:33:09]  I know it's not like, I know her mom's not like full fucking Native American, but it's up there.
[00:33:13]  How's her mom's immune system?
[00:33:15]  Honestly?
[00:33:18]  Not the shit.
[00:33:19]  She's not that good.
[00:33:21]  No, no, no.
[00:33:22]  She might be Native American.
[00:33:24]  She might be Native American.
[00:33:26]  Is that like a.
[00:33:27]  What happened?
[00:33:29]  What's it?
[00:33:29]  That's the issue.
[00:33:30]  This is Alex's 3% Native American.
[00:33:32]  Hold on.
[00:33:32]  Let's look at this.
[00:33:33]  There's more Irish than that.
[00:33:34]  Hold on.
[00:33:35]  Hold on.
[00:33:35]  This is Alex's ancestry DNA.
[00:33:38]  He did an answer to.com.
[00:33:40]  Okay.
[00:33:40]  The ethnic groups, 31%.
[00:33:44]  Cameroon, Congo.
[00:33:46]  Big dick out.
[00:33:48]  Do they have big dicks?
[00:33:49]  They got big dicks.
[00:33:50]  Really?
[00:33:50]  Yeah.
[00:33:50]  Okay.
[00:33:51]  Do they have anything else?
[00:33:52]  No.
[00:33:54]  They've got a lot of things.
[00:33:56]  Ivory Coast, Ghana, 19%.
[00:33:59]  Nigeria, 10%.
[00:34:01]  Ireland, Scotland, Wales, 8%.
[00:34:03]  You white motherfucker, dude.
[00:34:05]  You are white.
[00:34:06]  That's how I'll be white boying on the road.
[00:34:08]  All right.
[00:34:09]  Ireland, Scotland, Wales, 8%.
[00:34:10]  Native American, 3%.
[00:34:12]  And then the rest is 11 other reasons.
[00:34:14]  So, what is the Puerto Rican?
[00:34:16]  I think it's a mix of all that shit.
[00:34:18]  Tom, I'll tell her.
[00:34:18]  Not the fucking Alex.
[00:34:19]  Hold on.
[00:34:20]  Migrations, Puerto Rico.
[00:34:21]  We've been doing this show for three years.
[00:34:22]  You've been screaming to the high heavens how Puerto Rican you are.
[00:34:25]  That shit ain't even in the top.
[00:34:27]  Look at migrations.
[00:34:28]  That shit.
[00:34:29]  No, no, no.
[00:34:30]  Real talk, real quick.
[00:34:31]  He is Puerto Rican.
[00:34:32]  I know this because your mom has a French tip toenail.
[00:34:34]  I know that.
[00:34:36]  She does.
[00:34:36]  She does.
[00:34:38]  I'm telling you, Tyson's just fucking up.
[00:34:40]  She still does that shit.
[00:34:42]  I know these things.
[00:34:43]  Pump.
[00:34:44]  Call her right now.
[00:34:45]  Plum.
[00:34:46]  Call her right now.
[00:34:47]  Say that she got plumps.
[00:34:48]  Yo, Drew.
[00:34:48]  Yeah.
[00:34:49]  Don't look at my boss toenail tickets.
[00:34:52]  Once was enough.
[00:34:55]  Okay.
[00:34:55]  So back to the Native American thing.
[00:34:57]  I haven't seen a lot of female Native Americans.
[00:35:00]  Have you?
[00:35:00]  In the textbooks, do you see them?
[00:35:02]  My theory was always there's so few of them.
[00:35:04]  That's why the men wore the braids.
[00:35:07]  They would have the ponytails so that it would be like a little tranny kind of situation.
[00:35:12]  Have you seen a lot of Native American females?
[00:35:14]  Have you seen them?
[00:35:16]  Nah.
[00:35:16]  What do you even call a female chief?
[00:35:18]  Sam, none of y'all seen Pocahontas?
[00:35:20]  She was so none.
[00:35:22]  That's the only thing that wasn't.
[00:35:22]  But she was a big deal because the one is going to be popping.
[00:35:26]  But like, they had other Native American dudes that we all knew about.
[00:35:30]  Just because Pocahontas is the most popping one.
[00:35:32]  We don't know any other girl Native Americans.
[00:35:34]  Name the other girl Native Americans.
[00:35:36]  I actually never met a female Native American.
[00:35:38]  They don't exist.
[00:35:39]  I met like two males.
[00:35:41]  There's a few of them.
[00:35:42]  No females.
[00:35:43]  That's my point.
[00:35:45]  So can we all agree on this?
[00:35:46]  The Native Americans were using the blankets to them to get out the men so they didn't have to start sharing these females.
[00:35:52]  But there's like none left.
[00:35:53]  That doesn't make any sense.
[00:35:54]  It backfired.
[00:35:55]  Wouldn't that be more?
[00:35:56]  It backfired.
[00:35:57]  Not everything works.
[00:35:59]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:36:01]  Sometimes you make a really big investment in something and it's going to back out.
[00:36:06]  And in the long run, it doesn't, Bobby Big Stick.
[00:36:11]  Oh, gosh.
[00:36:12]  I'd rather go back to talking about 14-year-old titties at this point.
[00:36:15]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:16]  Quote that.
[00:36:18]  I think we have our Instagram clip for the week.
[00:36:20]  Yo, anytime there's a quiet moment in the podcast, can you just have Kazi?
[00:36:24]  Yo, we need a board.
[00:36:25]  We need one of those boards on the soundboard, and I'll just hit them shit.
[00:36:30]  Every time Kaz is late, the second he walks in, man.
[00:36:33]  Sorry, I was just looking at some 14-year-olds.
[00:36:36]  But the titties aren't 14.
[00:36:37]  We have to age titties different.
[00:36:38]  That's what I think.
[00:36:39]  Titties had to be like three years.
[00:36:40]  The titties were of age.
[00:36:42]  At least.
[00:36:42]  Yeah.
[00:36:43]  They were of age.
[00:36:44]  How old does a steer have to be before it can reproduce?
[00:36:50]  Let's not go to animals and people.
[00:36:52]  Like you and yourself.
[00:36:54]  What is a steer?
[00:36:55]  Dolls can reproduce a cow.
[00:36:56]  A year and a half.
[00:36:57]  What do you call them?
[00:36:58]  Women?
[00:37:04]  But seriously, a steer is a bull.
[00:37:07]  It's a male cow.
[00:37:08]  It's a bull.
[00:37:13]  You know what I'm saying, bro?
[00:37:15]  We out here, dog.
[00:37:17]  Everything changed, bro.
[00:37:18]  Tackle it every single topic of the week.
[00:37:20]  Listen, we got to discuss some things.
[00:37:23]  It's very important.
[00:37:24]  Iran, did we figure it out?
[00:37:27]  I think we did.
[00:37:28]  We might have.
[00:37:29]  What is the plan?
[00:37:30]  They're trying to make heaven on earth to have their first.
[00:37:33]  Right.
[00:37:35]  What about this?
[00:37:35]  What if we say, hey, wait, what?
[00:37:39]  If you take out the men, you have more women.
[00:37:42]  32 virgins.
[00:37:44]  It's a whole thing.
[00:37:44]  They want to make it do it.
[00:37:45]  Here's the thing.
[00:37:46]  Seven inches is the number.
[00:37:48]  I don't know why they love that.
[00:37:49]  It's a thing.
[00:37:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:37:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:37:50]  Here's an idea.
[00:37:51]  Bulls fans.
[00:37:51]  Just an idea.
[00:37:57]  Yo, Allah was a bulls fan son.
[00:38:02]  We told you he was a sports podcast.
[00:38:04]  We brought it in.
[00:38:06]  We brought it back.
[00:38:07]  Put the Jordans on the table.
[00:38:10]  It's the 72 wins.
[00:38:11]  That's the black cats.
[00:38:13]  Were they from the 10th season season?
[00:38:14]  I think so.
[00:38:15]  Look at the synergy right there.
[00:38:16]  Look at that.
[00:38:17]  It always comes back around.
[00:38:18]  Okay, so the goal is black cat 13s.
[00:38:21]  We got to, we have to some way find we have to find a way to get the Iranian people on our side.
[00:38:26]  No.
[00:38:27]  For the women.
[00:38:28]  For the women.
[00:38:29]  No, just in general.
[00:38:29]  Oh, just in general.
[00:38:31]  How do we get the Akhan?
[00:38:32]  What do you think?
[00:38:35]  Just had a devious thought.
[00:38:37]  He just went out.
[00:38:38]  I can't.
[00:38:40]  Say it.
[00:38:40]  I'm thinking.
[00:38:43]  Give them laser wives.
[00:38:45]  What if the planes were flying into the towers and the pilots were like fucking chicken tender you, bro?
[00:39:03]  I knew I was the wrong one to say it.
[00:39:05]  That's why I was happy to do that.
[00:39:06]  You went for it, dog.
[00:39:07]  Oh, my God.
[00:39:08]  Dude, you went for it.
[00:39:11]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:39:13]  I had someone to do it.
[00:39:15]  You go.
[00:39:17]  Give me.
[00:39:18]  Give me, Kaz.
[00:39:18]  Go run this.
[00:39:19]  Shake the heat off me.
[00:39:20]  Yeah.
[00:39:21]  After the seventh one, it just hit the Jordan shirt.
[00:39:36]  What was that?
[00:39:38]  The seventh one, like building number seven.
[00:39:40]  Is that the tower?
[00:39:41]  I think.
[00:39:42]  What was it?
[00:39:42]  Tower seven?
[00:39:43]  Oh, building number seven.
[00:39:44]  Oh, fuck.
[00:39:45]  Oh my god.
[00:39:45]  Bulls versus Blazers, Jordan Shrugged.
[00:39:47]  Nobody.
[00:39:47]  Oh, I got that part of it.
[00:39:49]  I didn't know what you were referencing.
[00:39:51]  Okay, I didn't.
[00:39:51]  Okay, yeah, I didn't go.
[00:39:53]  Go on three.
[00:39:53]  Go up and get it.
[00:39:54]  Go, go, go.
[00:39:56]  Back-to-back titles, back-to-back planes.
[00:40:00]  Come on, come on, Edward.
[00:40:01]  I'm sorry.
[00:40:01]  I'm sorry.
[00:40:02]  Come on, Eden.
[00:40:04]  Eden.
[00:40:05]  Eddie stopped the whole show for that part, bro.
[00:40:08]  God, you got to break those planes up.
[00:40:21]  Listen.
[00:40:22]  All right.
[00:40:22]  Listen.
[00:40:23]  If any of you are angry, go watch Ricky Gervais' speech.
[00:40:27]  Gosh, yo.
[00:40:29]  Ricky Gervais said what we've been saying on this podcast for the last three years.
[00:40:33]  Oh my God.
[00:40:33]  But that's the beauty of having the right message, the right messenger, and the right platform.
[00:40:39]  Yeah.
[00:40:40]  It was so perfect.
[00:40:41]  Because he said it right to their fucking stupid faces.
[00:40:43]  My favorite part was.
[00:40:45]  And I love how he never didn't let any joke breathe.
[00:40:47]  Oh, no.
[00:40:47]  I don't care.
[00:40:48]  He didn't care about the radio.
[00:40:48]  He said that's your friend.
[00:40:49]  But like, two things like the, yeah, two lines I really loved.
[00:40:52]  Obviously, I love the thing about like, you're all so fucking, you think you're woke, but you're not.
[00:40:56]  And, you know, Akash's been saying the thing about the cell phones forever.
[00:40:58]  So he said it right to Tim Cook's stupid Botox face.
[00:41:01]  It was so funny, the cutaway to Tim Cook all proud of himself and smug.
[00:41:04]  His lips.
[00:41:04]  Getting the applause and then bam!
[00:41:06]  Fucking hammer.
[00:41:07]  The hammer.
[00:41:08]  And then I love the line.
[00:41:11]  He goes, he does the Epstein joke.
[00:41:13]  He goes, I know he was your friend.
[00:41:14]  And then they kind of groan a little bit.
[00:41:15]  This gets no laugh.
[00:41:16]  I thought it was a great line.
[00:41:17]  My favorite line goes, he goes, he goes, I'm sorry some of you had to fly yourselves here.
[00:41:21]  So good.
[00:41:22]  So good.
[00:41:23]  I don't even understand how they didn't get flashed.
[00:41:25]  They didn't get it because they're too self-absorbed.
[00:41:27]  They're fucking idiots.
[00:41:28]  But he was saying the plane.
[00:41:30]  They've all been on that fucking plane.
[00:41:32]  100%.
[00:41:33]  Phonies.
[00:41:34]  Anyway.
[00:41:35]  Weinstein.
[00:41:36]  Look at us judging Epstein when we didn't make it.
[00:41:45]  Y'all judging.
[00:41:48]  Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:41:50]  Son, you think that Clinton looked at that Radikowski picture and he was like, they fooled me too.
[00:41:58]  I'm telling you, they're good.
[00:42:00]  Hey, y'all think we're judging.
[00:42:01]  Why do you think we work so hard?
[00:42:05]  Sacks.
[00:42:06]  Trying to buy me island.
[00:42:09]  Listen.
[00:42:12]  Look.
[00:42:12]  Yo, Epstein really ruined buying islands.
[00:42:15]  Son.
[00:42:16]  Now, you can't ball out and just be like a billionaire.
[00:42:19]  Like, yo, I'm on my own island.
[00:42:20]  Now everybody's going to be like, oh, you fuck children on that island.
[00:42:23]  That's really good.
[00:42:24]  It's going to be hot.
[00:42:26]  Well, Richard Branson got to invite everybody to his fucking.
[00:42:29]  Apparently, Richard Branson's Island is just a hotel.
[00:42:31]  He's not even there.
[00:42:32]  You can't be.
[00:42:33]  Because if you have your own little island, it might be the cover, bro.
[00:42:36]  Not a cover.
[00:42:36]  It can't be inviting people.
[00:42:39]  I mean, that's probably why he wants to go to the moon.
[00:42:41]  That's why these rich people want to go to the moon.
[00:42:43]  They want a place where they can fuck kids.
[00:42:44]  Thank, you know what?
[00:42:45]  Ain't no rules on the moon.
[00:42:47]  In the name of progress.
[00:42:49]  Emily Radikowski, get over to NASA immediately.
[00:42:52]  You got some work to do.
[00:42:53]  Listen, not for nothing.
[00:42:54]  If there was the opportunity, if I was rich and famous and there was the opportunity to get some pussy on the moon.
[00:42:58]  Yes.
[00:43:01]  Are you floating a little bit in it?
[00:43:03]  No, but that's, dude, I can't even fuck on a memory phone mattress.
[00:43:06]  You think I'm going to be able to fuck with no gravity in the space?
[00:43:09]  There's no reverb.
[00:43:10]  You need to bounce back on that shit.
[00:43:11]  Bro, you know what I'm saying?
[00:43:12]  He's probably terrible on the moon.
[00:43:13]  Now that I think about it.
[00:43:14]  100% awful.
[00:43:15]  I had this thought, the weird lady.
[00:43:17]  You know that one-inch punch that Bruce Lee had where he goes like this?

=== Moon Pussy Opportunities (03:38) ===

[00:43:20]  And then, do you think he developed that from fucking?
[00:43:30]  It's literally like 10 punches and just don't see it just like this.
[00:43:33]  It's just like.
[00:43:40]  Oh, gosh.
[00:43:42]  Yeah, wouldn't it be crazy if the like the greatest progress we've seen in the last 50 years was all made so guys could afford to buy an island to fuck kids, son?
[00:43:50]  That's what these billionaires want to do and that's why they go on space advancement.
[00:43:54]  Someone gotta check Elon Musk's dungeon, bro.
[00:43:56]  Elon Musk might have some joints in there.
[00:44:07]  Got the whole Sierra Canyon cheerleading team like the rhyme top 100.
[00:44:16]  Parry's in there.
[00:44:17]  Like Perry, was the John Kelly sex trades broken?
[00:44:35]  Oh my god, oh my god bro, holy shit, how much time does the Epstein spent on TikTok, bro?
[00:44:43]  That motherfucker was garroomin.
[00:44:50]  Oh, oh bro, I'm sweating.
[00:44:52]  Dog, Jesus Christ, yo think how much he love Vine.
[00:44:55]  Say what Vine.
[00:44:56]  Just go through the top 100 six minutes.
[00:44:58]  I seen a hundred bitches.
[00:44:59]  I'm scouting.
[00:45:01]  Legendary legendary, that's like the all 22 of all girls.
[00:45:06]  I can't believe we went this long without talking about R. Kelly, bro.
[00:45:09]  The only progress, he's got way better pedophiles, all news with the pedophilia, bro.
[00:45:17]  Like he's like fucking.
[00:45:19]  He's like what's, what's the motherfucker that went ahead of Jordan Sambo?
[00:45:22]  He's the Sam Boo.
[00:45:26]  Like you even got your own island, my nigga.
[00:45:28]  Like you gotta business from Chicago and McDonald's.
[00:45:31]  Like come on, son.
[00:45:33]  I've seen the Weinstein.
[00:45:34]  Probably look at R. Kelly like my gee.
[00:45:36]  Like R. Kelly is domestic pedophile.
[00:45:42]  16, that's like a Crossbrock manophile in America.
[00:45:54]  You fucking young bitches on Reaper.
[00:45:57]  You fucking young bitches on the Miracle Mile.
[00:46:01]  That money don't taste the hundred.
[00:46:04]  What's wrong with you?
[00:46:07]  They probably look at R. Kelly how people look at like Mitch Richmond now I'm center shooting that shit at this point.
[00:46:18]  That's right.
[00:46:18]  Mitch Pitchman is a trash player.
[00:46:21]  He was in the league.
[00:46:22]  Now, back in his day he was, he was a fucking sharp shooter.
[00:46:25]  Now it's like my gee, David Leonard takes like 12 of these game.
[00:46:28]  R. Kelly.
[00:46:29]  Don't impress you in the analytics agent right now.
[00:46:33]  The game passed R. Kelly by bro.
[00:46:36]  He's like Mike McCarthy, pedophiles, money ball bro.
[00:46:40]  Pedophile, money ball dog.
[00:46:42]  R. Kelly, Moneyball.
[00:46:45]  R. Kelly.
[00:46:46]  Not gonna be on the Boston RED Socks, not gonna be on the Oakland Athletics.
[00:46:51]  R. Kelly getting recruited by those, by those.
[00:46:53]  Those scouts are like, I like Grit.
[00:46:56]  I like Gret and Harsh.

=== R Kelly Analytics Context (06:33) ===

[00:46:59]  Oh my gosh.
[00:47:00]  Play the right way, ass motherfuckers.
[00:47:03]  He's recorded about Larry Brown and shit.
[00:47:06]  Oh, my Lord.
[00:47:07]  Shut screens and rebounds.
[00:47:09]  Okay, guys.
[00:47:10]  Boy.
[00:47:11]  Well, we came out hot in 2020, yo.
[00:47:13]  Wow.
[00:47:14]  We came out, extra spicy, extra fiery.
[00:47:19]  Kaz, we asked Kaz to get the top 20 memes.
[00:47:22]  of Iran and Trump.
[00:47:24]  No, 10.
[00:47:24]  Yeah.
[00:47:25]  Top 10 memes of Ronald Trump.
[00:47:26]  You have them ready to go?
[00:47:28]  Yeah.
[00:47:28]  Give us number 10.
[00:47:29]  All right, so boom, number 10.
[00:47:31]  I mean, obviously, like, here's the thing about like Twitter fucking humor.
[00:47:34]  Don't cop, please.
[00:47:35]  I'm not copping, please.
[00:47:36]  I'm like, you know, all right, boom.
[00:47:38]  That's what all my takes.
[00:47:38]  Like, I already charged you to go by myself.
[00:47:40]  Are you mentally stable?
[00:47:42]  I'm in the studio with everybody.
[00:47:44]  And I'm like, I got like context on it.
[00:47:47]  Can I queue these up before you fucking play them?
[00:47:48]  That's God damn.
[00:47:50]  Fuck.
[00:47:50]  You're just going to play a...
[00:47:51]  All right, fuck it.
[00:47:52]  Go to number nine.
[00:47:53]  Anyway.
[00:47:57]  So here's the thing.
[00:47:57]  All right, pause that.
[00:47:58]  All right.
[00:47:58]  So the great thing about this tweet is scroll up just a little bit.
[00:48:01]  It's a reply to, I guess, one of the Iranian military leaders or whatever.
[00:48:06]  Yeah, he clicked it in all their script-looking language.
[00:48:08]  Yeah, like when you see shit that looks like chicken scratches, like, I'm going to just assume it's, you know, those guys.
[00:48:14]  But they ain't crazy.
[00:48:15]  They still write like the caves.
[00:48:29]  God damn it.
[00:48:31]  Okay.
[00:48:32]  So here looks some shit.
[00:48:34]  Can you read what he was writing though?
[00:48:35]  Go back to the.
[00:48:36]  Yeah, click the blue link.
[00:48:37]  It should translate.
[00:48:38]  No, don't click any fucking link.
[00:48:39]  No, no, no.
[00:48:40]  It's going to explode.
[00:48:41]  We just built the studio.
[00:48:43]  Just read it.
[00:48:44]  It'll transcribe.
[00:48:46]  Just read what that says.
[00:48:48]  No, don't transcribe it.
[00:48:49]  Just read what you think that says.
[00:48:51]  Go.
[00:48:59]  I didn't say pronounce Akash's name with a list.
[00:49:03]  You sound like Charlemagne inviting Akash to.
[00:49:09]  All right.
[00:49:10]  But yeah, see, these are some of the replies that motherfuckers sent to the other.
[00:49:13]  All right, go to the beginning.
[00:49:14]  So here's a reply to the Iranians who are talking that shit.
[00:49:23]  All right, next one.
[00:49:24]  Go to AIDS.
[00:49:26]  These are terrible.
[00:49:28]  Okay, all right, boom.
[00:49:29]  I love this one.
[00:49:30]  All right.
[00:49:30]  So.
[00:49:32]  Yeah, this is eight.
[00:49:33]  These are people, obviously, when the bombs went off, motherfuckers was trying to avoid the draft and shit or people dying and shit.
[00:49:39]  A classic clip from Chappelle.
[00:49:40]  It says, me when I get captured during World War III, and they ask me if I have any final requests.
[00:49:55]  Zoom number seven, boom.
[00:49:56]  Laughing at all the World War III memes.
[00:49:58]  Stop to wonder why the sun is coming out at 9 p.m.
[00:50:01]  And it's the white guy.
[00:50:04]  Oh, yeah, looking mad, confused, or whatever.
[00:50:07]  It's a nuclear bomb joke, yes.
[00:50:09]  All right, here's the one you'll love, Andrew.
[00:50:10]  Okay.
[00:50:11]  Woman, we deserve equal rights.
[00:50:13]  Hashtag World War III happens.
[00:50:14]  Women, and it's back.
[00:50:16]  So I had a joke about this years ago.
[00:50:19]  Years ago.
[00:50:21]  And then when this came out, obviously it wasn't my joke that everybody was tweeting, but when this came out, it became like a social meme.
[00:50:28]  A lot of these memes got a little out of spike.
[00:50:30]  Yeah, but it was cool to see other people just kind of like come with it and run with it.
[00:50:33]  Basically, the idea that women ain't shit.
[00:50:36]  Oh, shit, Kuzma.
[00:50:38]  Say what?
[00:50:39]  Did Kuzma get traded?
[00:50:40]  Kuzma got traded?
[00:50:41]  Yeah, I heard he was about to go to Sacramento.
[00:50:43]  Crawl.
[00:50:44]  Just look at that.
[00:50:45]  We'll look at that differently, man.
[00:50:47]  I'll check ESPN.
[00:50:48]  You go back to the memes.
[00:50:49]  Yeah, yeah, go back to the memes.
[00:50:52]  Fortnite kids dancing in the plane knowing they're about to Fortnite kids dancing in the plane knowing they're about to drop into World War III.
[00:51:01]  All right.
[00:51:15]  Fortnite, huh?
[00:51:20]  If y'all can't see it because some of y'all are listening, it's a kid crying while he does the floss and the fucking, what is that shit called?
[00:51:27]  The folks.
[00:51:28]  The shoot dance.
[00:51:28]  The shoot.
[00:51:30]  Man, reluctantly doing it all.
[00:51:32]  Tearfully, reluctantly.
[00:51:33]  Why don't you go jump to the top three?
[00:51:35]  Yeah, let's do that because these are only four.
[00:51:40]  Who started this war?
[00:51:41]  We started this war anyway, and Soldier Boy says technically, it wasn't crackers.
[00:51:50]  I mean, that's not who got bombed, though.
[00:51:53]  They started it.
[00:51:54]  They broke into the embassy.
[00:51:55]  Come with the king.
[00:51:56]  That's not miss.
[00:51:57]  So, next one, I guess people were talking about, like, yo, you shouldn't be making jokes about this.
[00:52:01]  Where the fuck is that?
[00:52:03]  You never see me.
[00:52:03]  That's Monique.
[00:52:05]  This is when she was in Precious.
[00:52:06]  So, both of them.
[00:52:07]  Yeah, but I feel like that's what she really is.
[00:52:09]  But, like, whoa, dude.
[00:52:12]  Have you seen it?
[00:52:13]  Yeah, she looks...
[00:52:14]  Dude, there's a video.
[00:52:15]  Bullfrog eating a mouse.
[00:52:19]  If you go to Hungry, Hungry Hawaiians Instagram, Monique looks like a bullfrog, bro.
[00:52:25]  This giant bullfrog that just devours a mouse.
[00:52:27]  If you dangle a mouse in front of her mouth and just say, hey, Netflix has a special for you, just dangle that in front of it.
[00:52:36]  Oh my God.
[00:52:38]  What is this?
[00:52:38]  Hungry hungry.
[00:52:39]  Oh, you got to follow it.
[00:52:40]  Don't worry about it then.
[00:52:40]  Go.
[00:52:41]  Alex, who did you get tagged at?
[00:52:43]  Oh, I don't know.
[00:52:44]  Yeah, I bet she did.
[00:52:47]  We all log out by shit.
[00:52:50]  Oh, gosh.
[00:52:50]  This really isn't funny without Twitter context, is it?
[00:52:53]  Nope.
[00:52:53]  Now let's go to number one.
[00:52:54]  Just go to number one.
[00:52:55]  It's okay.
[00:52:56]  Everybody got to have their bomb.
[00:52:58]  Okay.
[00:52:58]  All right.
[00:52:58]  I guess this is people replying to Trump.
[00:53:04]  After you tweeted the flags, motherfucker tweeted Chief Keep Lores about that action video.
[00:53:08]  Yada, yada, yada.
[00:53:09]  Got a lot of tweets.
[00:53:11]  Oh, stop it.
[00:53:12]  Stop the video.
[00:53:13]  All right.
[00:53:14]  Okay, because we don't want to get that audio thing.
[00:53:16]  Anyway, okay, listen, Caz.
[00:53:18]  This was great in theory.
[00:53:20]  Listen.
[00:53:22]  This one is funny, though.
[00:53:23]  Hold up.
[00:53:23]  What is this?
[00:53:24]  When the World War Theory won the recruitment office during the psych evaluation for World War III, doing the psych evaluation for World War III.
[00:53:30]  And it's Barney Mac doing the retard act out.

=== Flag Tweet Controversy (02:48) ===

[00:53:32]  I love it.
[00:53:33]  And Kings of Comedy.
[00:53:34]  He was making fun of me.
[00:53:36]  Yeah.
[00:53:36]  Great.
[00:53:37]  Okay, listen, Kaz.
[00:53:38]  You tried?
[00:53:39]  Hey.
[00:53:40]  It was great in theory.
[00:53:41]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:42]  We got to give it up for Kaz.
[00:53:43]  Give it up for Kaz.
[00:53:46]  This is a memorial segment.
[00:53:50]  This is not sport.
[00:53:52]  What is it called?
[00:53:52]  Sports shoot.
[00:53:53]  What is the shit that you're on on sports?
[00:53:54]  What?
[00:53:55]  Sports.
[00:53:55]  SNY.
[00:53:56]  SNY.
[00:53:56]  It's not SNY.
[00:53:58]  This would have been a top 10 on SNY.
[00:54:00]  This would have been great top 10 on SNY.
[00:54:02]  You got to cover more flagrancy.
[00:54:05]  You got to cover more flagrancy on this.
[00:54:07]  Listen, these aren't jokes I made.
[00:54:09]  Yo, go to that little picture of Adam right there, bro.
[00:54:12]  Go to that picture.
[00:54:17]  Son.
[00:54:20]  Adam right there.
[00:54:22]  About to take out Christopher Columbus so his cousins don't get murdered.
[00:54:26]  Let's go to that whole top laughing behind him like this.
[00:54:29]  Change is too fast.
[00:54:30]  Change, I can't look at this no more.
[00:54:32]  I can't look at this no more.
[00:54:34]  Get that.
[00:54:36]  Get that in.
[00:54:36]  Look at that.
[00:54:37]  Oh, man, bro.
[00:54:38]  Why you got stairs in your house?
[00:54:40]  So good.
[00:54:43]  All right, boom.
[00:54:43]  What's wrong with this?
[00:54:44]  Oh, I guess that's him going to hell for laughing at this.
[00:54:49]  All right, we're two video right now.
[00:54:51]  We're two video.
[00:54:52]  All right.
[00:54:53]  Before we move on, very important.
[00:54:56]  All right.
[00:54:57]  You guys know I'm shooting a special in April, April 11th and 12th.
[00:55:02]  All three shows are sold out.
[00:55:04]  Thank y'all so much, man.
[00:55:05]  I really appreciate you guys for getting those tickets real quick.
[00:55:09]  The road to the special.
[00:55:12]  Over the next four months, I'm going to be grinding out this hour.
[00:55:16]  I'll be on the road and getting it ready for the special.
[00:55:21]  I'm coming to a bunch of different cities.
[00:55:22]  I want to let you guys know so you could pop in, show up, show out.
[00:55:27]  We could party, have some fun.
[00:55:30]  Tampa Bay, Florida, okay, the 10th and the 11th of January.
[00:55:34]  I'll be in Tampa, Florida.
[00:55:36]  All right.
[00:55:36]  You can get all these tickets at theandrewschultz.com.
[00:55:38]  Then the 18th, I'll be in New Orleans.
[00:55:41]  All right.
[00:55:42]  The Joy Theater, January 18th, New Orleans, Joy Theater.
[00:55:45]  Then pop-up show in Atlanta, the 24th of January at the Laughing Skull.
[00:55:51]  All right.
[00:55:51]  Then the 25th of January, we got Atlanta, Georgia, the center stage theater, 26th of January, Birmingham, Alabama.
[00:56:00]  Then the 31st and the 1st, I'll be in Tempe, Arizona.
[00:56:06]  Then February 8th, we're in Honolulu.
[00:56:09]  And then we got Pittsburgh, Miami, Portland, Orlando, Virginia Beach, Richmond, Charlotte, New Brunswick, New Jersey, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, and then Los Angeles.

=== CBD Sponsor Announcement (04:56) ===

[00:56:20]  Go to theandrewschultz.com for all the details on there.
[00:56:23]  Get those tickets.
[00:56:24]  Get them early before they sell out.
[00:56:26]  Appreciate y'all so much.
[00:56:28]  Now, another very important announcement with the show.
[00:56:31]  Very important announcement.
[00:56:33]  We officially have a CBD sponsor.
[00:56:37]  Finally.
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[00:56:44]  I got to get the guys stuff for this, but we have a CBD sponsor, Raddix Remedies, telling you I've used the products.
[00:56:53]  They sent products for Akash, sent products for Kaz.
[00:56:56]  They sent products for myself.
[00:56:57]  I think they even sent products for Alex as well.
[00:56:59]  I used them all.
[00:57:00]  None of them got them.
[00:57:01]  That's my bad.
[00:57:02]  I stole from my friends.
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[00:57:23]  What I thought was really cool is they have the flour.
[00:57:25]  So they roll joints that look exactly like weed, smoke exactly like weed, but they're CBD.
[00:57:32]  I've heard about this.
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[00:58:05]  Okay.
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[00:58:12]  I'm telling you, all these products that you're going to have, it's a calming effect.
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[00:58:16]  I think it's called a salve.
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[00:59:20]  Oh, shit.
[00:59:21]  So you basically get an eighth a week.
[00:59:22]  All you got to do is sign up, which I think is pretty sick.
[00:59:24]  Free flour for a year.
[00:59:26]  They also got these two flagrant combos.
[00:59:28]  You get the coffee and the cannabis.
[00:59:30]  So it's eight ounce bag of coffee and an eighth of flour, the tincture and salve combo.
[00:59:34]  Those are the two most common products that they get purchase.
[00:59:37]  And you get a five-pack of pre-rolls, a bunch of these things.
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[00:59:42]  Point is, this is our asshole army.
[00:59:44]  This is our CBD all.
[00:59:45]  Try it.
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[00:59:50]  It took me months of trying all these different CBDs before I decided to double down on one for the Asshole Army, Flagrant 2.
[00:59:58]  I'm going to bring some when they send some to the studio.
[01:00:01]  We'll check them all out.
[01:00:02]  We'll try them all now, et cetera.
[01:00:03]  They have this thing.
[01:00:06]  It's dangerous, but it's a CBD gummy pill mixed with some melatonin.
[01:00:15]  Be careful with the melatonin.
[01:00:17]  Yes.
[01:00:18]  But it was for Akash.
[01:00:19]  I use them.
[01:00:20]  Sorry.
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[01:00:25]  I need that.
[01:00:25]  Full night of sleep.
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[01:00:36]  Obviously, use them sparingly when you need, but out.
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[01:00:41]  I would take these other gummies that don't have the CBD.
[01:00:43]  They're just gummy.
[01:00:44]  Yeah.
[01:00:45]  You wake up calm.
[01:00:47]  There's something to it.
[01:00:48]  I like team right before I go to sleep.
[01:00:49]  It's not like I'm getting high, but I felt like I woke up calm.
[01:00:52]  I don't know if I'm sleeping better.
[01:00:53]  I was about to say, because I used to take melatonin gummies before, and like I would wake up a little groggy.
[01:00:57]  I would sleep well, but I'd wake up a little groggy.
[01:00:59]  You don't wanna groggy?
[01:01:00]  These, these, the melatonin, depends.
[01:01:02]  Okay.
[01:01:03]  You're gonna get a full night of sleep.
[01:01:05]  If you try to wake yourself up early from it, you're gonna be groggy.
[01:01:07]  Gotcha.
[01:01:08]  Okay.
[01:01:09]  But it's you're gonna get a nice.
[01:01:11]  For me, it's just when do I have to pass out?
[01:01:12]  I gotta pass out now.
[01:01:13]  It's more about controlling when you sleep.
[01:01:14]  You know, when it's beautiful, it's on the road.
[01:01:16]  That's it.

=== Calm Sleep Gummies (10:25) ===

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[01:01:33]  Let us know which things you like the best from the store.
[01:01:37]  And now it's time to get back to the show.
[01:01:39]  Peace.
[01:01:40]  All right, boom.
[01:01:40]  So we had a crazy year.
[01:01:45]  Okay.
[01:01:46]  It's a very very crazy year.
[01:01:49]  We could talk about next year's goals.
[01:01:51]  We could talk about Ricky Gervais.
[01:01:53]  We talk about some of our travels.
[01:01:54]  We could talk about all these things.
[01:01:57]  I was very fortunate enough to go away for the break, the Christmas break, and I went to Egypt and I went to Morocco.
[01:02:09]  Okay.
[01:02:10]  I went to Cairo.
[01:02:14]  I saw the pyramids.
[01:02:18]  The pyramids were the single most amazing thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
[01:02:25]  Rami was right.
[01:02:26]  Again.
[01:02:26]  Did he say that in his thing?
[01:02:27]  No, but we went to Egypt in the show and was like, this is a beautiful little episode he did about going to Egypt.
[01:02:33]  Well, I mean, Golden Globe.
[01:02:38]  Oh, yeah.
[01:02:38]  Shout out to Ryan for a while.
[01:02:39]  That's why I wanted to bring it up.
[01:02:40]  Shout out to Rami, man, for winning Golden Glen Glory.
[01:02:41]  Shout out to Aquafina too.
[01:02:43]  Aquafina.
[01:02:43]  Aquafina Goblin, too.
[01:02:44]  Exactly, man.
[01:02:45]  Guy code gang, girl code gang.
[01:02:48]  Um, Cairo, the pyramids, unreal.
[01:02:53]  I mean, speechless.
[01:02:54]  I literally couldn't talk when I saw them.
[01:02:55]  They were so fucking unreal.
[01:02:56]  How, why magnitude, weight, like literal weight, size, the weight of the bricks themselves, the rocks themselves, like the density of the structure.
[01:03:08]  And you see them, all three of them, because the great pyramids of Giza are like lined up, and then there's three like lady pyramids that are like super small because they don't care about the wives and shit.
[01:03:16]  But like the big man pyramids are just gigantic.
[01:03:18]  How'd you get there, by the way?
[01:03:19]  Like to the actual site?
[01:03:21]  It's literally on the edge of town.
[01:03:23]  Oh, imagine it's Central Park.
[01:03:25]  Oh, no shit.
[01:03:26]  But instead of there being the west side, there's just nothing.
[01:03:30]  You're literally just at the end of Cairo.
[01:03:33]  All of a sudden, the pyramids are the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
[01:03:35]  Cairo, the city itself, absolute dump.
[01:03:39]  Total dump.
[01:03:41]  And there's no way in hell that the people that built the pyramids built Cairo.
[01:03:48]  No way.
[01:03:49]  Impossible.
[01:03:50]  That the same group of people that built the pyramids built Cairo.
[01:03:53]  Well, they lost their slaves.
[01:03:55]  I was about to say, like, do they still have the benefit of slave labor?
[01:03:58]  Probably not.
[01:03:59]  I don't think it was slaves.
[01:04:01]  It was definitely slaves.
[01:04:02]  No.
[01:04:02]  It was definitely slaves.
[01:04:03]  I was looking into this.
[01:04:05]  So I got super fascinated by the pyramids and I couldn't stop thinking about them.
[01:04:08]  It was like, so just fucking unreal.
[01:04:09]  Like when you see the structures, what's fascinating about them is they have these massive bricks, right?
[01:04:14]  Imagine our carpet that we're sitting on right now.
[01:04:17]  You go to the wide angle.
[01:04:18]  Imagine the carpet and then go up to like maybe six, eight feet in the air, maybe even bigger.
[01:04:23]  Solid brick limestone.
[01:04:25]  Oh, like one brick?
[01:04:26]  One that big?
[01:04:27]  Tons of them that were that.
[01:04:29]  Tons of them that are that moved 17 kilometers over a river to get there.
[01:04:33]  It's not like they built the pyramids with bricks that were in that area.
[01:04:38]  They actually chose the highest plane that they could.
[01:04:42]  The highest, not the lowest, highest that they used.
[01:04:45]  Everything about it.
[01:04:46]  It changed the way I looked at like human progress and all these things.
[01:04:50]  We can get to that.
[01:04:51]  But it's just so remarkable what they were able to accomplish.
[01:04:55]  And it made me realize I think that we've been looking at human progression linearly and it's not.
[01:05:02]  Okay.
[01:05:03]  In other words, I think that certain groups of humans throughout history have progressed at rates that are faster than we thought.
[01:05:15]  And then those groups have just died out.
[01:05:17]  And because we didn't live in a global society at that time, you were really only connected to those people that were around you.
[01:05:24]  Once that you say you didn't know those guys existed and how advanced they were?
[01:05:28]  Exactly.
[01:05:29]  And once your civilization died out for whatever reason, famine, a plague or something like that, so was your technology.
[01:05:36]  Yeah, every advancement died with it.
[01:05:38]  Gone.
[01:05:38]  I think those pyramids have been there way longer.
[01:05:40]  Do I think they're aliens?
[01:05:41]  No.
[01:05:41]  But I think what you saw in like Mexico, you see these pyramids pop up out of nowhere.
[01:05:46]  And maybe they're look, maybe they're alien structures, right?
[01:05:50]  Or maybe the reason why they're that shape is because you couldn't build straight up without things falling over.
[01:05:54]  Yeah.
[01:05:55]  Like that's that makes logical sense.
[01:05:57]  That's the logical sense, right?
[01:05:58]  But we still want to build, right?
[01:05:59]  We want to go closer to the heavens, right?
[01:06:01]  Like everything in that moment, like if you go to any part of the world, like with when you get out of when you get out of buildings and shit and you're just in nature, you realize the power of the sun, right?
[01:06:11]  You're like, oh my God, I'm freezing at night.
[01:06:12]  And all of a sudden the sun comes out.
[01:06:13]  Do you like compare the size to it to like something I would have seen like in real life?
[01:06:17]  Let me show you.
[01:06:17]  Like, is it as big as the Statue of Liberty?
[01:06:19]  Or it is.
[01:06:21]  Let me show you just so you can see.
[01:06:22]  But you can, you can go some comparative things.
[01:06:25]  Okay.
[01:06:25]  But it's, it's unfucking real.
[01:06:29]  So here's what I think happens.
[01:06:30]  We'll get it.
[01:06:31]  We'll get it up.
[01:06:32]  There's pictures.
[01:06:32]  I have a picture of me on it.
[01:06:34]  But here's what I think happened.
[01:06:36]  Where it is, Cairo, like where it's situated, is like really interesting.
[01:06:41]  To the right is an impenetrable forest.
[01:06:44]  To the left is the desert.
[01:06:46]  In the middle is this one river, the one river in the whole world that flows north.
[01:06:51]  And when that river overflows, which happens natural flood season, food starts growing out of the ground at like an unconscious rate.
[01:07:00]  Okay?
[01:07:02]  So now you have humans that fall upon this land.
[01:07:06]  Nobody can get to them.
[01:07:08]  They have no reason to leave because it's so harsh, all the environments around.
[01:07:12]  And they have all the food.
[01:07:14]  When I'm looking at these pyramids, the only thing I was thinking about is how did they have enough time to make that in a row?
[01:07:20]  Think about America.
[01:07:21]  Every X amount of years, we're in a war with somebody.
[01:07:24]  Shit gets complicated.
[01:07:25]  Shit gets tricky, right?
[01:07:29]  These people had to have tons of time and tons of money or food at the time was money, essentially, to erect these structures.
[01:07:37]  What's that Dan Brown book?
[01:07:38]  Da Vinci.
[01:07:39]  The Inferno?
[01:07:40]  The Inferno, yeah.
[01:07:41]  The idea was the Renaissance happened because so many people died out.
[01:07:45]  There's all these resources for whoever's left.
[01:07:47]  So they advance at a much higher rate.
[01:07:49]  Can you break that down to me, the timing of that?
[01:07:51]  Because I want to.
[01:07:52]  So this is actually something you explained to me.
[01:07:54]  And then I read the book because you read it first, I think.
[01:07:56]  Yeah.
[01:07:56]  But they basically, the Renaissance came right after the Dark Ages.
[01:08:00]  The Dark Ages.
[01:08:00]  Yeah.
[01:08:02]  Black Death wiped out a third of Europe.
[01:08:04]  So all of a sudden, a third of the population is gone.
[01:08:07]  Yes.
[01:08:07]  Black Death, explain.
[01:08:08]  It's not a police thing.
[01:08:09]  It's true.
[01:08:11]  It was a plague, right?
[01:08:12]  It's the bubonic plague that killed a third of the population.
[01:08:15]  We've never seen anything like this in terms of illness, like whatever age.
[01:08:17]  Caused by the Chinese, by the way.
[01:08:20]  I believe it.
[01:08:21]  Honestly, they probably still have it.
[01:08:24]  It came like how we wiped out the Native Americans because we just, it wasn't, it's just like these human beings have never existed with each other, so we're not used to each other's diseases.
[01:08:34]  Same shit happened when we started trading.
[01:08:35]  Certain immune systems weren't built up.
[01:08:37]  We started trading with China.
[01:08:38]  Rats from those boats and those ships or whatever that came from China started to come to Europe and then white people couldn't handle it.
[01:08:44]  Gone.
[01:08:44]  Could not handle it.
[01:08:45]  A third of the population is gone.
[01:08:47]  But now if two-thirds of the population is left, you got the same amount of resources for those two-thirds of the people.
[01:08:51]  You got the same amount of food.
[01:08:52]  You have the same amount of whatever.
[01:08:54]  You have abundance.
[01:08:55]  It's Thanos, dude.
[01:08:56]  Thanos was fucking right.
[01:08:58]  These Chinese people.
[01:08:59]  He's Thanos the whole time.
[01:09:00]  That's why he's the greatest band ever.
[01:09:01]  I thought he was such a fucking bad.
[01:09:02]  I thought he was a great villain.
[01:09:03]  Everyone was like, you know what?
[01:09:04]  This is the best.
[01:09:05]  Son, I've even towards the beginning of Endgame, Captain America was like, you know, I saw some whales over at the East River.
[01:09:10]  It was like, it's actually kind of nice.
[01:09:12]  He's like, if you're going to tell me to look on the bright side of this, I'm going to hit you with the sandwich, whatever.
[01:09:16]  Yeah.
[01:09:16]  Yeah, like, bro, like, there's too many people.
[01:09:18]  Oh, no, no.
[01:09:18]  I was pro-Thos for sure.
[01:09:20]  Yeah, there's too many folks.
[01:09:21]  But essentially, that's kind of what you're saying about this river, where all of a sudden they have an abundance of food.
[01:09:26]  Nobody can really get to them because it's an impenetrable forest.
[01:09:28]  So if you live in that forest and you got tons of food, I can advance the way they advanced in the Renaissance.
[01:09:34]  The way society, all of a sudden, the greatest art we've ever seen, the greatest whatever, because I have all these resources.
[01:09:39]  I'm good.
[01:09:39]  I don't need to worry about survival.
[01:09:41]  Now let's thrive.
[01:09:43]  If maybe that's what they were doing in the impenetrable forest, like they just got all this food.
[01:09:46]  They're thriving.
[01:09:47]  They're not surviving.
[01:09:48]  Nobody's attacking us.
[01:09:48]  You can't get in here.
[01:09:49]  So it's built some miraculous shit.
[01:09:51]  We got time.
[01:09:52]  We got resources.
[01:09:53]  Yes.
[01:09:53]  100%.
[01:09:54]  Did you ever see Bill Burns building a population?
[01:09:55]  But wait, wait for it.
[01:09:57]  Wait for it.
[01:09:57]  Because of that, right?
[01:09:58]  Because of that, you're in this situation where you can create and you can flourish.
[01:10:04]  And you see tons of progress happen in a short amount of time, right?
[01:10:08]  So this we can look at as an Egyptian Renaissance, if you will.
[01:10:11]  What happens if nobody ever knew you were there and then that Renaissance goes away?
[01:10:17]  Let's say there's a drought for 10 years.
[01:10:19]  We have no idea what happened.
[01:10:21]  You run out of food.
[01:10:22]  Maybe some.
[01:10:22]  The only evidence you existed is the pyramids.
[01:10:24]  Yes.
[01:10:26]  Eventually, people come back.
[01:10:28]  They find these pyramids.
[01:10:29]  Let's say they get credit for them.
[01:10:31]  These people that came 4,000 years ago, 4,500 years ago, right?
[01:10:35]  Biblical times, right?
[01:10:36]  The Jews wandering around Egypt and wandering around the Middle East and Christians that were in that area, et cetera, right?
[01:10:42]  Jesus' family, everybody came through Egypt.
[01:10:44]  I literally went to the church where Jesus' family rested and drank out of the well.
[01:10:48]  Like you see the well that's there.
[01:10:49]  I went to the temple that is down the block from where fucking they found Moses in the river.
[01:10:57]  It's crazy.
[01:10:58]  There's a Jewish temple there in Egypt, right?
[01:11:00]  So I went to all these places, a lot of history.
[01:11:02]  But in my mind, the pyramids and the Sphinx and all that shit, that happened way before, way before, maybe 30,000 years ago, something crazy.
[01:11:12]  A group of humans that had this amazing circumstance and progressed because of it and then just fucking died out.
[01:11:17]  And then someone later came upon the land.
[01:11:19]  And I think the same thing happened in Mexico with those people.
[01:11:21]  And I think it happened throughout history in these different places.
[01:11:24]  It makes sense.
[01:11:26]  Yeah.
[01:11:27]  It's just crazy to think about that, right?
[01:11:28]  Like that could never happen again because we're a global society.
[01:11:31]  But imagine in the Amazon, there's a tribe that we don't know about because it's so deep.
[01:11:37]  They have all this technology about like nutrients and the trees and the animals that can like cure diseases, all that shit.

=== Global Society Shifts (03:50) ===

[01:11:43]  It's not technology like a phone, but that's technology.
[01:11:45]  There was a time where horses were technology.
[01:11:47]  If you knew how to mount a horse and ride a horse, that's technology, right?
[01:11:51]  They die out.
[01:11:52]  We never knew anything about them.
[01:11:53]  And they're not technology.
[01:11:54]  I don't know if this fits exactly, but like we sell fat loss supplements like this all the time.
[01:11:59]  Garcinia, Combodia from some tribe in the Amazon that we never had contact with.
[01:12:04]  They always had access to this miraculous thing.
[01:12:06]  We didn't know until just now.
[01:12:08]  We're not connected.
[01:12:10]  They're not connected.
[01:12:11]  So we believe, oh, they have this fucking acai.
[01:12:14]  We don't know what acai is.
[01:12:15]  It's so full of antioxidants.
[01:12:17]  But we didn't know because we didn't have access to them.
[01:12:19]  The internet is the most, it's the craziest fucking invention in the history of the world.
[01:12:22]  Connected everyone.
[01:12:24]  And have you noticed a difference since traveling?
[01:12:28]  This is interesting.
[01:12:29]  I mean, the internet?
[01:12:31]  Difference.
[01:12:31]  The difference.
[01:12:32]  Traveling because of the internet?
[01:12:33]  Yeah, with countries.
[01:12:35]  Feels closer.
[01:12:36]  Fuck, it does.
[01:12:38]  Everybody feels like they get it more.
[01:12:39]  Yeah.
[01:12:40]  Everybody on some level.
[01:12:42]  India used to be so different.
[01:12:45]  Yep.
[01:12:46]  And it's still different, but like you would, like, if I talk with an American accent to my cousins the first time I went to India, they would be like, what the fuck are you saying?
[01:12:53]  Yes.
[01:12:53]  But now they watch TV shows.
[01:12:55]  They got Netflix.
[01:12:56]  They hear the American accent.
[01:12:57]  So when I speak like that, they're training.
[01:12:59]  They're like, oh, like that basic thing.
[01:13:01]  Before, I used to have to try to do an Indian accent when I spoke.
[01:13:05]  Just so they could.
[01:13:05]  It was crazy because I could only do it in India.
[01:13:07]  But the first time I went to India, I was speaking in an Indian.
[01:13:10]  I was speaking English with an Indian accent the whole time I was there.
[01:13:12]  Yeah.
[01:13:12]  And then when I tried to pop out of it just to see, I was like, what do you think I'm saying right now?
[01:13:16]  And they're like, I don't know.
[01:13:18]  Yeah.
[01:13:18]  Wow.
[01:13:19]  But now they're trained to.
[01:13:20]  I even noticed that as a New Yorker.
[01:13:22]  Go on.
[01:13:22]  Like, I used to, every year I would take trips with my friends when we were younger.
[01:13:26]  This is like maybe 10, 12 years ago.
[01:13:28]  Yeah.
[01:13:28]  And every time I went to another state, they're like, oh, you're from New York, right?
[01:13:31]  Just from the way I talk.
[01:13:33]  Okay.
[01:13:33]  And like now I get that a lot less.
[01:13:35]  I don't know.
[01:13:35]  Maybe my vernacular changed, but you think they're so familiar with your accent that it's not this like stark change.
[01:13:40]  Yeah.
[01:13:41]  And I think also that even happens in like music, too.
[01:13:44]  Like there's certain, there's certain artists that like perfect examples of 50 Cent.
[01:13:48]  50 Cent verse popped off.
[01:13:49]  People first started listening.
[01:13:50]  They thought he was from the South.
[01:13:52]  But because the internet was such a thing, and we all know what Houston people sound like and Atlanta people sound like the draw he got when he got shot in the face.
[01:14:00]  He sounded like fucking Hazel McKeel, huh?
[01:14:03]  Yeah, like he sounded like juvenile.
[01:14:04]  Juvenile.
[01:14:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:07]  That's how Kanye popped off too, bro.
[01:14:08]  Maybe mumbling is the key.
[01:14:09]  Yeah.
[01:14:10]  Saw dudes from Griselda.
[01:14:12]  What's the name?
[01:14:12]  Conway?
[01:14:13]  He got the fucking, what's the shit that he got in his face?
[01:14:16]  Buck 50 assembly.
[01:14:18]  I don't know.
[01:14:18]  Not West Side.
[01:14:19]  I don't know.
[01:14:20]  He's got Bell's palsy or some shit.
[01:14:22]  Yeah, he's paralyzed.
[01:14:23]  Yeah.
[01:14:24]  Whole left side of his face is paralyzed.
[01:14:25]  It makes him sound like fucking Ghostface Killer.
[01:14:28]  But he also looks real angry when he's like, yeah, because this shit doesn't move.
[01:14:32]  Screw face.
[01:14:33]  He's talking about one side.
[01:14:34]  But anyway, you were making a point.
[01:14:35]  Yeah, I think we're just not as insular now.
[01:14:37]  So we're not insular.
[01:14:38]  So then you go have these experiences.
[01:14:39]  And it's like, like for me, when I travel, I travel for like a truly authentic experience.
[01:14:44]  And it's harder and harder to get that.
[01:14:46]  It's really harder and harder.
[01:14:47]  And you can, like, middle, go.
[01:14:50]  It's a new authentic.
[01:14:51]  Authentic is a new thing now.
[01:14:52]  And it will all, it will be ever-changing.
[01:14:54]  But there was a time when we were younger, and people listening right now that are young will never understand this.
[01:14:58]  But when you went to a place and nothing about that place reflected you or your life, the shows were not, there was no mutual consumption of anything.
[01:15:09]  And when I talk about go to some place, it don't have to be far.
[01:15:13]  There were places where you could go, and the only thing you had in common was Coke, Coca-Cola, and the Coca-Cola tasted different.
[01:15:22]  It was the fucking label on it.
[01:15:24]  Yeah.
[01:15:24]  He used the actual like cane sugar and stuff.
[01:15:26]  Yeah, that Mexican Coke.
[01:15:27]  They didn't have a bottle.
[01:15:28]  They didn't have factories to mass produce like the high fructose and all this shit.
[01:15:31]  Yeah.
[01:15:32]  Oh, sugar.
[01:15:32]  Okay, we got sugar.

=== Cultural Reflection Experiences (15:24) ===

[01:15:34]  Why did they reuse those bottles?
[01:15:35]  Is that not cool?
[01:15:36]  But the glass bottles?
[01:15:37]  Yeah, they reuse the bottles.
[01:15:38]  What are we doing?
[01:15:39]  Are we washing those bottles?
[01:15:40]  They were recycling.
[01:15:41]  Yeah, but are you washing them?
[01:15:42]  How do we know we get the Coke out?
[01:15:44]  It's like it all gets smashed up.
[01:15:46]  Anything about saliva?
[01:15:48]  They crush the bottle.
[01:15:49]  And then it's like, it gets crashed up, reprocessed, all that shit.
[01:15:52]  You know, our recycling stuff.
[01:15:53]  I thought they were just cleaning that shit out, son.
[01:15:55]  I thought they were taking that little brush and they put it inside.
[01:16:00]  Are you sure they didn't take the brush and put it inside?
[01:16:02]  I think the only reason I know that because I used to go to the fucking supermarket with my dad when we were young.
[01:16:06]  Collect the bottles.
[01:16:07]  Yeah, and put me in my daddy's head like crushed in the machine.
[01:16:10]  Was that like take your son to work day?
[01:16:15]  Come on, bro.
[01:16:16]  His dad didn't have a job.
[01:16:25]  No, but did he just leave you at the grocery store?
[01:16:29]  Jesus Christ.
[01:16:31]  Like Moses.
[01:16:33]  Yo, that's another thing.
[01:16:34]  Moses got left.
[01:16:36]  He did not mean like one of my greatest people in history.
[01:16:43]  Yo, Moses, the original Brenda's baby.
[01:16:47]  Yo, that's weird that they're not more black Jews.
[01:16:49]  That story should resonate.
[01:16:52]  Yeah, man.
[01:16:53]  I mean, you see the Israelites.
[01:16:55]  Yo, that's why they're so fucking bowling.
[01:16:57]  Go to Harlem, bro.
[01:16:58]  You will see them.
[01:16:59]  You cannot escape those motherfuckers.
[01:17:01]  They are loud and angry.
[01:17:02]  You ever get into an argument with them?
[01:17:04]  Yeah, I try.
[01:17:05]  I would do that back in the day.
[01:17:07]  Oh, years back when I was dating like a Dominican girl, she kind of looked like kind of fair skin.
[01:17:11]  So they thought she was a white girl.
[01:17:12]  So like we were walking down like Harlem and these motherfuckers were like legitimate white.
[01:17:16]  Cape properly.
[01:17:18]  I see you with a little brother.
[01:17:21]  There's only one with that white devil.
[01:17:23]  That white devil on your arm.
[01:17:25]  No, they don't hate white women, though.
[01:17:26]  They fuck them.
[01:17:28]  They hate white men.
[01:17:29]  No, they hate them.
[01:17:30]  They hate them.
[01:17:32]  Two of my roommates in college are.
[01:17:33]  They hate you for being with them evil more.
[01:17:35]  They probably hate you more than they hate the white men.
[01:17:37]  Nah, two of my roommates in college are Hebrew Israelites.
[01:17:40]  And then they just kept fucking white girls and acting like that wasn't a problem.
[01:17:42]  They would only blame white men for shit.
[01:17:44]  They were still a little mouthful.
[01:17:45]  Yeah, they were still getting there.
[01:17:46]  You got to go to Harlem.
[01:17:47]  They got to go get the official tissue.
[01:17:49]  Source.
[01:17:49]  Fucking the real boss.
[01:17:51]  Black was up as long as you're not here.
[01:17:52]  They're wearing fucking big, like magneto dresses.
[01:17:55]  Like fucking in the summertime and shit.
[01:17:58]  Like, they got like 10 layers on, all black, loud as fuck, bro.
[01:18:03]  Glad you brought that up.
[01:18:05]  That's another thing I learned.
[01:18:06]  A few observations about the Muslim world because I was in Egypt and Morocco.
[01:18:10]  One, they don't understand temperature.
[01:18:11]  Do you have this in Patreon?
[01:18:13]  Did we talk about this in Patreon?
[01:18:14]  We did talk about this in Patreon, yeah.
[01:18:16]  Okay, then we don't need to talk about that now.
[01:18:17]  Don't understand temperature.
[01:18:18]  Did I talk about their songs?
[01:18:22]  Yes.
[01:18:22]  How their voice sounds beautiful, but until they talk.
[01:18:25]  Yeah, until they talk.
[01:18:26]  Okay, good.
[01:18:27]  And that's it.
[01:18:27]  I think.
[01:18:27]  Oh, shit.
[01:18:28]  Is that the outfits?
[01:18:29]  Yeah.
[01:18:29]  That's close to it.
[01:18:30]  You got to type in like literally type in black Israeli.
[01:18:33]  It's hard.
[01:18:33]  They're Mortal Kombat characters.
[01:18:34]  Yeah.
[01:18:36]  See, I'm not going to.
[01:18:38]  You gotta have that one, Akash.
[01:18:40]  I see these motherfuckers.
[01:18:42]  You see this.
[01:18:42]  You're in Jersey now.
[01:18:43]  You ain't seeing these guys.
[01:18:44]  Yeah, you're right.
[01:18:47]  I saw a new black couple move in like down the street the other day.
[01:18:49]  I was so happy.
[01:18:50]  Hey, if they heard me say this, why are you listening to a podcast headed up by a white man?
[01:18:55]  So the last name Schultz, they probably think you gang.
[01:18:58]  I'm one of the team, son.
[01:19:00]  What's up, y'all?
[01:19:01]  Lehayim.
[01:19:03]  You know what I mean?
[01:19:04]  Lachaim James, bro.
[01:19:05]  That's Lachaim James.
[01:19:08]  Lachaim James.
[01:19:12]  Kazakhza Black is really.
[01:19:13]  No, he's not.
[01:19:14]  He is.
[01:19:15]  Can you say it?
[01:19:16]  Black Israeli?
[01:19:17]  Black is black Israeli.
[01:19:20]  Israelite.
[01:19:21]  There are brap.
[01:19:22]  Oh, wow.
[01:19:22]  Hebrew Israelites.
[01:19:24]  Buraker.
[01:19:25]  Buraker.
[01:19:27]  Burakumber.
[01:19:29]  Buraker.
[01:19:30]  Buddha could.
[01:19:33]  Oh, guys.
[01:19:35]  How's y'all trips?
[01:19:37]  Huh?
[01:19:38]  Like, yeah, guys, how was we talked about on Patreon?
[01:19:41]  I was dope.
[01:19:41]  I mean, I went to top line, bro.
[01:19:43]  There were mad Jamaicans trying to fuck Kaz's girl.
[01:19:45]  Oh, you went to Hedonism?
[01:19:47]  Bro, that's just Jamaica.
[01:19:49]  No, I was in the grill.
[01:19:51]  I was by.
[01:19:52]  You know what?
[01:19:52]  Kenny's in your girl.
[01:19:53]  You went to Jamaica before.
[01:19:54]  Yeah, yeah, but I was there.
[01:19:55]  I'm on it.
[01:19:57]  Yo, yo, son, let's be honest.
[01:19:59]  What's up?
[01:20:00]  You go to Jamaica, and these Jamaicans are trying to smash your girl.
[01:20:02]  Big old Jamaican dicks.
[01:20:04]  Danglen.
[01:20:05]  Some danglen.
[01:20:05]  First off, we don't leave the room.
[01:20:07]  That's it.
[01:20:07]  You just get a drink.
[01:20:08]  We stay at the room.
[01:20:09]  Why not leave the room?
[01:20:10]  I mean, you go to the house.
[01:20:11]  Oh, shit.
[01:20:12]  Bro, the only thing I'm saying is watch it, boy.
[01:20:19]  A bumble claughter.
[01:20:20]  The last thing I want to be is another pussy around a bunch of Dominican dicks.
[01:20:23]  I mean, Jamaican dicks.
[01:20:26]  They're just horny, bro.
[01:20:27]  They just test you a gangster, like, just to see if you're going to say something.
[01:20:30]  Wagwan.
[01:20:31]  They just want to see Wagwan.
[01:20:32]  Yeah, like, because if they don't, like, they will try to bag your girl.
[01:20:35]  But as long as you let them with the, like, yo, like, all right, appreciate the compliment.
[01:20:38]  So what do you say to them, like, when they're like trying to bag yourself?
[01:20:41]  We want to kick your girl.
[01:20:42]  We want to roast them, too.
[01:20:45]  Why are you using a shoelace as a belt?
[01:20:52]  No, I mean, you know, this is one person.
[01:20:54]  How'd you clap back?
[01:20:55]  How'd you clap back?
[01:20:56]  I didn't even clap back.
[01:20:57]  I just kind of got back, bro.
[01:20:58]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[01:21:01]  But you gotta understand, like, Jamaicans, there's only like, like, you say both, like, the only big Jamaican.
[01:21:05]  Yeah.
[01:21:06]  Like, not just like in popularity.
[01:21:07]  I mean, like, large.
[01:21:08]  Like, Jamaicans are usually like either short and fat or like skinny.
[01:21:11]  So, like, you know, talk to them about, hey, listen, like, all right, appreciate the compliments.
[01:21:14]  Okay, my bad.
[01:21:15]  That was it.
[01:21:16]  But they just tested you a gangster.
[01:21:18]  Calling all Jamaicans pussy.
[01:21:21]  Me don't want no blood cop.
[01:21:24]  Remember that.
[01:21:25]  I'm seeing all these Jamaicans.
[01:21:27]  I got you, nigga, pussy.
[01:21:28]  That's what I'm calling you, pussy.
[01:21:30]  I have shame on those.
[01:21:32]  I stay in my ass right here.
[01:21:34]  We'll talk.
[01:21:35]  Akash, what do you say to these Jamaicans when they come for your girl, bro?
[01:21:38]  What do you say to them?
[01:21:39]  Son, I'll fuck up any Jamaican.
[01:21:40]  Oh, shit.
[01:21:42]  Big dick in the building.
[01:21:45]  Talk that shit.
[01:21:46]  Tell them.
[01:21:46]  Y'all eat pussy and you know it.
[01:21:49]  I'm acting like you don't.
[01:21:51]  Wait, wait, wait.
[01:21:51]  They don't eat pause.
[01:21:53]  Oh, yeah.
[01:21:53]  That was a big thing growing up.
[01:21:54]  Why did you just say that to them?
[01:21:56]  Why don't you be like, she only likes her pussy at?
[01:21:57]  They're like, we don't want no block shop bullshit.
[01:22:00]  We don't want to eat no blood club, boy.
[01:22:03]  See?
[01:22:04]  We got that red river coming down the block.
[01:22:13]  The only red stripe I drink is beer.
[01:22:19]  I love red stripes.
[01:22:20]  I was just a fucking blue.
[01:22:21]  Bro, no, but in serious, what were you going to say if you got to fuck these Jamaicans up to try to come for you, bro?
[01:22:26]  They try to come for you.
[01:22:28]  They're not like really small.
[01:22:30]  Not right away.
[01:22:32]  Not really trying to be a bad boy.
[01:22:33]  Nah, but Akash, Akash.
[01:22:34]  They coming for your girl.
[01:22:36]  Yeah.
[01:22:37]  I saw you over here enjoying the beautiful beach without the beautiful nine microphone.
[01:22:41]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:22:42]  You're getting these stupid ass so illiterate ass.
[01:22:45]  What the fuck you talking about?
[01:22:46]  Boy, get a job, boy.
[01:22:48]  You ought to impress my girl, buy her something.
[01:22:50]  You would call nice two.
[01:22:51]  We don't speak, dumb.
[01:22:58]  Y'all wear sandals because you poor.
[01:23:00]  We wear them because we like them.
[01:23:05]  Boy.
[01:23:06]  Damn, see, that's how you got to handle it, bro.
[01:23:07]  You can't do that soft shit.
[01:23:08]  Well, thank you for the compliment, sir.
[01:23:09]  We really appreciate that.
[01:23:11]  What are they really going to do?
[01:23:12]  Son, you got to.
[01:23:14]  I'm paying these motherfuckers.
[01:23:15]  What the fuck are you going to do?
[01:23:15]  You're paying them.
[01:23:16]  You got to be like, listen, get off your donkey or whatever the fuck you get around in.
[01:23:20]  What's going on around those donkeys, bro?
[01:23:22]  How do they get around?
[01:23:22]  What are they riding on a Haitian?
[01:23:32]  Oh, God.
[01:23:34]  I love Jamaica, bro.
[01:23:36]  Oh, my God.
[01:23:38]  Oh, Uh-oh.
[01:23:43]  Oh, oh.
[01:23:44]  Haitians are over.
[01:23:45]  Me no horse.
[01:23:46]  And Africans are.
[01:23:47]  Me no horse.
[01:23:50]  Me no horse.
[01:23:51]  Oh, gosh.
[01:23:53]  Me no horse.
[01:23:54]  Me no horse.
[01:23:54]  Mino donkey.
[01:23:56]  Me no.
[01:23:58]  Me no horse.
[01:23:59]  Me no donkey.
[01:24:02]  Oh.
[01:24:05]  Let me ride you like a donkey.
[01:24:09]  Come here, Aishan.
[01:24:10]  Let me ride you like a donkey.
[01:24:11]  Come here, Ed Chan.
[01:24:14]  Oh, boy.
[01:24:18]  Cats can't walk in no hoods.
[01:24:22]  I'm good everywhere, bro.
[01:24:24]  Come on.
[01:24:24]  Now that posture.
[01:24:27]  You can't walk in no hoods after you talk all that shit about Jamaicans.
[01:24:30]  All that shit about Isaac.
[01:24:30]  I talk shit about Jamaicans.
[01:24:32]  Hebrew is talking about the fucking shit.
[01:24:33]  You talking about the Hebrew issue?
[01:24:34]  Black or Israeli ass.
[01:24:35]  I'm not going to walk.
[01:24:37]  Israeli.
[01:24:37]  Israeli.
[01:24:41]  We're going to put monetized.
[01:24:45]  Honestly, be honest, yo.
[01:24:47]  Imagine the black is really talking bad shit to you, and then you start running away from him, and then you just hear one of them go, get over here.
[01:24:55]  You gonna duck like sub-zero because I throw some shit at Scorpion.
[01:24:58]  It's throwing some shit at you, be honest.
[01:25:00]  You're gonna do that out of there?
[01:25:03]  Get over here.
[01:25:05]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:25:06]  Okay.
[01:25:07]  Let's talk about some sports.
[01:25:08]  Nah.
[01:25:10]  Nah, we all.
[01:25:12]  Son, Akash went to India, son.
[01:25:13]  This is like weeks ago.
[01:25:17]  We've talked about this outline.
[01:25:19]  But he still smells like it.
[01:25:21]  So we have to address it.
[01:25:23]  All right?
[01:25:24]  Akash, talk to us about that dabu-dabble shit.
[01:25:28]  Dabu-dabu?
[01:25:29]  Son, I dabbled.
[01:25:29]  That shit was great, dude.
[01:25:30]  I've been dabbling for weeks out there, bro.
[01:25:32]  So Akash went for like a month almost to India.
[01:25:35]  Yeah, two and a half weeks.
[01:25:37]  It was one of my highlights of the year that you headlined in India.
[01:25:41]  Because I remember early in comedy, we would talk about what we want to do on our goals.
[01:25:47]  And one of those goals that you want to do is go back to India and headline.
[01:25:50]  Yes, sir.
[01:25:51]  To go back as often as possible.
[01:25:53]  But yeah, that's a thing.
[01:25:54]  It was a thing.
[01:25:55]  And like to do it, I was mad and nervous.
[01:25:57]  First couple shows.
[01:25:58]  I was talking to somebody.
[01:25:59]  I was a pussy.
[01:26:00]  I was a little pussy.
[01:26:00]  You were a pussy.
[01:26:02]  But then what happened?
[01:26:03]  Second show is a hard body.
[01:26:04]  Second night, I was like, all right, I'm not going to be pussy no more.
[01:26:07]  I'm not no baked boy.
[01:26:08]  I'm a rude boy.
[01:26:09]  You rude boy.
[01:26:10]  I'm a rude boy.
[01:26:11]  You have to go in there, put your dick out first on her forehead, add a mash it up and push it up.
[01:26:20]  Big up, big up.
[01:26:21]  Big up, big up.
[01:26:22]  It's a raw thing, Alex.
[01:26:28]  It's a raw thing.
[01:26:29]  Take some mac and cheese with your forehead.
[01:26:31]  Put it in her mouth.
[01:26:32]  Get out over there, what people say.
[01:26:36]  Okay, I don't really want them one dude.
[01:26:38]  First show, pussy.
[01:26:39]  Second show, you said, I'm Akash motherfucking sing.
[01:26:42]  Hard bodies.
[01:26:44]  You had some twiz hot in one of the shows, I heard threw that bitch out.
[01:26:47]  Tossed her.
[01:26:49]  Actually, she started to walk out because she just didn't know how comedy worked.
[01:26:52]  Explain.
[01:26:53]  So we did four shows.
[01:26:54]  What was she doing there?
[01:26:55]  Cleaning?
[01:26:56]  Dude, honestly, no.
[01:26:58]  She couldn't.
[01:26:58]  If he was clean, she wouldn't be able to afford the ticket.
[01:27:02]  So she's...
[01:27:03]  There's four hosts that I have, one for each show.
[01:27:06]  She thinks the person who's hosting the last show is on this one.
[01:27:10]  And she thinks he's the only person performing.
[01:27:13]  So they just have no idea how comedy works.
[01:27:15]  Dobbles dabbling, bro.
[01:27:16]  I'm saying they don't dabble enough in stand-up comedy.
[01:27:19]  Come on.
[01:27:20]  They don't dabble in the comedy.
[01:27:21]  They're not going to be dobbling a little bit more.
[01:27:23]  I'm just going to cut you off.
[01:27:24]  What's that you got over there, son?
[01:27:26]  I got my jewelry.
[01:27:27]  What's the combo?
[01:27:29]  I got my jelly, bro.
[01:27:30]  All my jewelry.
[01:27:32]  What is that?
[01:27:32]  Son of icy?
[01:27:33]  Son, I'm icy.
[01:27:34]  What you got over there?
[01:27:35]  Talking about your girlfriend.
[01:27:36]  Is it Jesus Jesus?
[01:27:37]  No, that's not Jesus a penguin.
[01:27:38]  That's a girl.
[01:27:39]  That's a girl got you.
[01:27:40]  She got through that.
[01:27:41]  That is cute.
[01:27:42]  What's your girl got you for Christmas?
[01:27:45]  Something less gay.
[01:27:47]  I'm kidding.
[01:27:48]  I'm sorry.
[01:27:48]  Penguins are the gayest animal.
[01:27:50]  It is the gayest.
[01:27:51]  Nah, they made for life, Doug.
[01:27:52]  They made for life, but they all look the same.
[01:27:53]  If you're fucking something that looks just like you, that's kind of gay.
[01:27:56]  But that's just her wedding ring right there.
[01:27:58]  That's her saying we be together for life.
[01:28:00]  Let me show you what her.
[01:28:02]  Let me show you what is we gonna take some time with this.
[01:28:08]  Okay.
[01:28:10]  When we get married, I just say, why don't you tell me what time it is?
[01:28:15]  How long we've been together.
[01:28:16]  Why don't you look at that watch?
[01:28:17]  Because he's just buying time.
[01:28:19]  No, no, I got it.
[01:28:19]  I got it.
[01:28:21]  Body shot.
[01:28:21]  You gotta buy shit, bro.
[01:28:23]  You literally bought time.
[01:28:24]  I'm looking for that opening.
[01:28:26]  My girl got me this Apple Watch, which I'm using a lot.
[01:28:28]  It's very nice.
[01:28:29]  That shit's trash, bro.
[01:28:30]  I loved it.
[01:28:31]  That shit sucks, bro.
[01:28:32]  That present sucks, dog.
[01:28:36]  Bitch ass penguin.
[01:28:38]  Hello, no, no shots to the lady.
[01:28:40]  That little bitch-ass penguin.
[01:28:42]  Andrew opened the box.
[01:28:43]  He's like, What the rest of this shit?
[01:28:48]  I know it was at least a set.
[01:28:50]  Be real, be real.
[01:28:51]  On a scale of one to like 10.
[01:28:53]  I know how much a cardier watch costs.
[01:28:54]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:28:55]  Young thug raps about it all the time.
[01:28:56]  Yeah.
[01:28:56]  I'll never bother.
[01:28:59]  From a scale of one to ten, how pissed were you when you opened up that penguin, bro?
[01:29:03]  I wasn't pissed.
[01:29:04]  He can't.
[01:29:06]  He can't answer that.
[01:29:08]  This nigga trying to sit shit.
[01:29:11]  Dangerous question, yo.
[01:29:13]  Dangerous question.
[01:29:17]  Can't do tight because you got lost.
[01:29:22]  I'll be moving to Jamaican.
[01:29:24]  They go to Eastern Parkway.
[01:29:25]  Oh, okay.
[01:29:29]  You look at that penguin.
[01:29:30]  It's like, yo, what?
[01:29:32]  Nah, because you say, in all seriousness, there's expectations you have, right?
[01:29:36]  Bro, there's expectations.
[01:29:37]  Especially them home like junk skills.
[01:29:38]  Like, if you put on the watch.
[01:29:43]  Y'all expect your girls to get you something.
[01:29:45]  That's a nice business.
[01:29:46]  Just projected because he's looking at a fucking Apple Watch.
[01:29:50]  He's like, you want me to generation?
[01:29:55]  That's her thoughtful gift.
[01:29:56]  You know why she got me to give?
[01:29:57]  Because she needed you to lose weight.
[01:29:59]  That's your battle.
[01:30:01]  That's one.
[01:30:02]  That's why I didn't get her a Peloton.
[01:30:03]  That's one.
[01:30:04]  Because you always weight, motherfucker.
[01:30:07]  She was like, anytime I watch a show, you're always looking at your phone and it's kind of rude.
[01:30:10]  So you can just sing out on those.
[01:30:12]  Yeah, she should have got you something bleached.
[01:30:14]  I'm like, thank you.
[01:30:15]  What?
[01:30:15]  For what?
[01:30:17]  So bleach.
[01:30:18]  Oh, because Jamaican.
[01:30:24]  Eddie Matt quitted.
[01:30:26]  Ellie Matt.
[01:30:29]  Yo, Armazona's bombs over back there.
[01:30:35]  He shoots a good title.
[01:30:37]  Bombing.
[01:30:38]  We be shooting.
[01:30:38]  We be shooting.
[01:30:40]  We really need that fucking nerf gun.
[01:30:41]  So you can.
[01:30:42]  No, we need the fucking nerf gun, bro.
[01:30:45]  That was the idea I had on Patreon.
[01:30:46]  What we're going to have is the Gladiator Nerf gun.
[01:30:50]  And anytime Eden says some dumb fucking shit, y'all missed the Patreon episode where he corrected me on how to say crustacean.

=== Bleach and Nerf Guns (14:58) ===

[01:30:58]  He hasn't said nothing the whole episode.
[01:31:01]  I say, yeah, there's this thing about a crustacean, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[01:31:03]  And he goes, it's actually cruise station.
[01:31:10]  He doesn't say actually.
[01:31:10]  He goes, it's cruise station.
[01:31:14]  I go, I go, I go, I look and I look back and I realize what just happened.
[01:31:18]  I go, I go, I go, don't you ever correct me on English ever again.
[01:31:26]  I don't care what I'm saying.
[01:31:28]  If it's in English, I'm right, I promise you.
[01:31:30]  Cruise station.
[01:31:31]  And then I try to go back to what we're talking about, and I am dragged back into it.
[01:31:37]  I'm dragged back into it.
[01:31:38]  I go, cruise station.
[01:31:41]  Cruise.
[01:31:42]  I go, what do you call the end of the pizza that doesn't have any cheese or sauce on it?
[01:31:45]  And he looks at me and he goes, the cruise?
[01:31:53]  Good answer.
[01:31:54]  The only answer.
[01:31:55]  That's the only answer you could have, yo.
[01:31:57]  Okay, where were we?
[01:31:58]  You're the answer.
[01:31:58]  You're shitty ass.
[01:31:59]  One to ten.
[01:32:00]  Apples are fantastic.
[01:32:01]  It wouldn't have been better if she bought you an apple, honestly.
[01:32:04]  It's an apple you could throw out.
[01:32:08]  No, but it's projected.
[01:32:10]  I'm projecting when I see this shit, bro.
[01:32:13]  Baby, I love my gifts.
[01:32:14]  Jazz, I love it.
[01:32:15]  Jazz, listen.
[01:32:16]  So thoughtful.
[01:32:16]  You jazz, listen.
[01:32:17]  We know we're busting balls out here.
[01:32:18]  We're just joking around about your shitty ass gift.
[01:32:23]  It's just trash ass gift.
[01:32:24]  Look, it's all good.
[01:32:25]  Caz, look.
[01:32:27]  It's all good.
[01:32:27]  Caz is jazz.
[01:32:28]  You know what I mean?
[01:32:29]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:32:30]  My shit.
[01:32:30]  Lang it.
[01:32:32]  Yeah, you know.
[01:32:33]  I don't know.
[01:32:37]  I've been milly rocking the whole episode.
[01:32:39]  Open some with comments on it.
[01:32:41]  Nothing.
[01:32:42]  I just had to take my shit out the whole room.
[01:32:44]  Do we need to reset the white balance?
[01:32:47]  Hey, do we need to reset the white balance?
[01:32:49]  Because this shit out here zooming right here.
[01:32:52]  Look at that shit.
[01:32:53]  Bling, bling, Where's Lil Wayne?
[01:32:57]  This shit came a wheezy, bro.
[01:32:59]  This shit might have came a wheezy.
[01:33:01]  Oh, God.
[01:33:03]  But what you check in the return pack.
[01:33:04]  Probably my little shit on my mind.
[01:33:08]  Got my miles in, my steps in.
[01:33:11]  Son, what you got?
[01:33:13]  I love it.
[01:33:14]  Yo, yo, what'd you go get you?
[01:33:15]  Nothing.
[01:33:15]  Some peace and quiet.
[01:33:18]  Oh, God.
[01:33:20]  See?
[01:33:22]  See?
[01:33:23]  This is how you get all the time.
[01:33:26]  I don't care.
[01:33:27]  It's the new year, 2020.
[01:33:31]  Just because he couldn't name a number from one to 10, this is what he does, bro.
[01:33:34]  Just flames everybody up.
[01:33:37]  All right.
[01:33:37]  All right.
[01:33:38]  No, for real, what'd you get?
[01:33:39]  Nothing.
[01:33:41]  Nothing.
[01:33:41]  Is that a punjab?
[01:33:43]  Do I have to get you a Christmas gift?
[01:33:44]  And I was like, yeah.
[01:33:48]  And then.
[01:33:48]  And then I got pneumonia and I haven't followed up.
[01:33:52]  I can tell they're doing it, son.
[01:33:54]  Son.
[01:33:55]  Son.
[01:33:56]  Yo, son.
[01:33:57]  I got to tell you the wildest shit.
[01:34:01]  No, no, no, no.
[01:34:02]  It's different.
[01:34:03]  I got to tell you some wild shit about Mark.
[01:34:05]  I can't tell you the first half that really sells it.
[01:34:07]  Oh, I got something to tell you about Mark, too.
[01:34:10]  Okay.
[01:34:13]  We're ganging up.
[01:34:16]  So I get to the studio and I knock for the watch.
[01:34:20]  Mark, Mark, you know, from dropping in, he also opens for me on the road.
[01:34:25]  I've seen any of the live shows on the road.
[01:34:27]  This is Mark.
[01:34:27]  Go on.
[01:34:28]  Oh, no, but they know Mark also from him leaving you a gift in your shout out.
[01:34:34]  He's jerked off in my back.
[01:34:35]  Yeah.
[01:34:36]  So I get to.
[01:34:36]  You know, Mark.
[01:34:37]  I forgot y'all know Mark.
[01:34:38]  I get to the studio.
[01:34:39]  I moved out of that apartment.
[01:34:40]  That's why I moved in with my girl.
[01:34:41]  I was tired of fucking heel tone and Mark Spur.
[01:34:45]  Every time I slip in the shower, I'm like, Mark!
[01:34:48]  So the doors are locked and like both, the both locks.
[01:34:51]  I was like, oh, okay, nobody's here or whatever.
[01:34:53]  So I go to walk back to the elevator because I left the keys in the car.
[01:34:57]  And then I hear the door open and I'm like, the fuck?
[01:35:00]  You know, just Mark pops out.
[01:35:02]  He's like, open the door, and then I see him walking back to the couch.
[01:35:06]  It looks like the TV was just changed off of something.
[01:35:11]  I think this motherfucker was just a little bit more.
[01:35:13]  You can talk about my studio, son.
[01:35:15]  What kind of animal are you, son?
[01:35:17]  Just, what is it called?
[01:35:19]  Making your territory with your mother.
[01:35:22]  Mark, you're marking your territory.
[01:35:25]  This piece of shit, sir.
[01:35:26]  You get a new boat when you break champagne on it.
[01:35:29]  No, no.
[01:35:30]  I don't know about that.
[01:35:32]  Why would the locks be on?
[01:35:33]  You're the only way to hear it.
[01:35:35]  You locked yourself in to jerk off on the fucking TV.
[01:35:38]  For the safety knock.
[01:35:39]  You want to make sure it's all shit on?
[01:35:41]  I did a safety knock on.
[01:35:43]  This motherfucker is wild, dude.
[01:35:45]  Okay.
[01:35:46]  Let me tell you how wild he is.
[01:35:49]  Mark is, how old are you now?
[01:35:52]  23 years old.
[01:35:54]  Okay.
[01:35:55]  23.
[01:35:55]  That's a young nigga shit.
[01:35:56]  He's 23.
[01:35:57]  23 and a half age.
[01:35:58]  23 and a half.
[01:35:59]  Okay.
[01:36:00]  He's been with his girl for a while.
[01:36:01]  Okay.
[01:36:03]  Five years or some shit.
[01:36:05]  Okay.
[01:36:05]  No, no, I'm not doing, I'm not blowing anything up.
[01:36:07]  We love his girl over here.
[01:36:08]  Okay.
[01:36:10]  For some reason, when we're talking about lady shit, this motherfucker will pipe him with his advice about lady shit.
[01:36:17]  Right?
[01:36:18]  His fucking grown adult advice about lady shit.
[01:36:21]  He actually did that shit right before we showed up.
[01:36:23]  I know.
[01:36:23]  I'm bringing it up because I know.
[01:36:25]  I know.
[01:36:26]  We out here 35, 30 years old.
[01:36:28]  How old are you?
[01:36:29]  32?
[01:36:30]  You look like shit.
[01:36:34]  Girl should have got you some lotion, motherfucker.
[01:36:37]  Yo, fuck you, motherfucker.
[01:36:39]  Fuck you, goddamn it.
[01:36:40]  I look great.
[01:36:41]  No, I'm not Jerry's age, motherfucker.
[01:36:44]  Stressed.
[01:36:46]  You met our parents.
[01:36:48]  It stresses the fuck out.
[01:36:50]  I look great, but 32.
[01:36:51]  No, I'll fuck with you.
[01:36:52]  I'll fuck with you.
[01:36:54]  But, yo, you think that she got you that watch to see how much time you got left?
[01:37:06]  Anyway, so we back, baby.
[01:37:08]  We back.
[01:37:09]  We back.
[01:37:10]  Andrew's girl.
[01:37:10]  Okay.
[01:37:11]  Shout out to you.
[01:37:12]  Okay.
[01:37:13]  Yeah, they came for your chain, babe.
[01:37:15]  I mean, they came for your chain, man.
[01:37:17]  I didn't want to do this.
[01:37:19]  I'm just saying, yo.
[01:37:20]  Oh, I thought it was a good thing.
[01:37:21]  Usually you got some chocolate.
[01:37:22]  What you said?
[01:37:23]  The ankle joint.
[01:37:28]  So I'm coming in with a gold rope and a live penguin next week.
[01:37:34]  Live penguin and a cold rope.
[01:37:36]  Sexual bill.
[01:37:37]  I don't care.
[01:37:40]  But keep the same best.
[01:37:49]  Yo.
[01:37:50]  So, so, okay.
[01:37:53]  Okay.
[01:37:57]  See, we got Jack.
[01:37:58]  We got jacking off Mark, okay?
[01:38:00]  So, so, Mark, masturbation Mark over here.
[01:38:04]  Like that.
[01:38:04]  Masturbation Mark is giving us, telling us how to like train our women, right?
[01:38:10]  Yeah.
[01:38:10]  He's telling us how to train our women.
[01:38:12]  Right.
[01:38:12]  Right?
[01:38:13]  I don't even know if I can share it.
[01:38:15]  Can I share it?
[01:38:16]  So, Mark, come here.
[01:38:17]  You share it.
[01:38:18]  Go over here, Mark.
[01:38:19]  Get over here, Mark.
[01:38:20]  Get over here.
[01:38:22]  Get over here, bro.
[01:38:23]  Mark, go over here.
[01:38:24]  That's the whole point.
[01:38:25]  There's a whole point.
[01:38:26]  But the second part of this video.
[01:38:28]  You check my mic, Mark.
[01:38:28]  Come here.
[01:38:29]  Just sit it right there.
[01:38:31]  Is he afraid?
[01:38:32]  That's Mark.
[01:38:33]  This is Mark.
[01:38:34]  This, Mark, go, give it a go.
[01:38:36]  Okay.
[01:38:36]  All right.
[01:38:37]  So, what advice do you want?
[01:38:38]  So, we can start there, right?
[01:38:43]  What do you want to know?
[01:38:45]  You're telling us how to train our women, right?
[01:38:47]  Yeah.
[01:38:47]  So, Mark, you had a good thing about, because I think we were probably complaining about our women being upset about stuff.
[01:38:52]  Yeah.
[01:38:52]  And then you had a solution to your girlfriend being upset.
[01:38:55]  Yeah.
[01:38:56]  And then what was it?
[01:38:57]  Well, the trick is that you said you met your girlfriend young.
[01:39:00]  Yes.
[01:39:00]  Right.
[01:39:00]  Around the age that you like.
[01:39:01]  That's an interesting theme that we have going on with this show.
[01:39:04]  Right.
[01:39:04]  Okay.
[01:39:05]  Yeah.
[01:39:05]  So I found her and she was 14.
[01:39:07]  And we, uh, no, she was 17 when we met.
[01:39:10]  Yeah.
[01:39:10]  How old were you?
[01:39:12]  17.
[01:39:13]  Duh.
[01:39:14]  Right?
[01:39:14]  I don't believe that.
[01:39:17]  That's game.
[01:39:18]  That's game.
[01:39:19]  Hold on.
[01:39:19]  You're having consensual sex with a 17-year-old?
[01:39:24]  Dude.
[01:39:25]  I'm a day-nash.
[01:39:27]  We're the same age day nest.
[01:39:29]  Four motherfucking.
[01:39:32]  Oh, yeah.
[01:39:33]  I think technically I was 18.
[01:39:34]  Same grade ass pussy ass boy.
[01:39:37]  Can't even pick your girl up at high school.
[01:39:42]  Y'all want to ride home together?
[01:39:45]  You need to get a pedophile.
[01:39:46]  Thank you both up.
[01:39:48]  We're both getting kidnapped.
[01:39:51]  Oh, hey, babe, can you buy me some liquor ass motherfuckers?
[01:39:55]  Yeah.
[01:39:57]  Okay, go on.
[01:39:58]  Okay, so we met young, so I was able to condition her to believe.
[01:40:03]  That's not your word.
[01:40:06]  You're already already different.
[01:40:07]  It was, what was it?
[01:40:08]  He's saying trained.
[01:40:09]  Trained.
[01:40:09]  He said train, but condition is better.
[01:40:11]  I mean, it's conditioned.
[01:40:12]  Condition is like smooth.
[01:40:13]  It's like moisturized.
[01:40:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:40:15]  What Kazney is.
[01:40:18]  So I trained her from a young age, okay, to do the things that I think she should do.
[01:40:23]  Okay.
[01:40:24]  But it's all like good stuff.
[01:40:25]  It's all like, it's positive things.
[01:40:27]  Almost, but we'll get to the no, it's positive.
[01:40:29]  I really think this is bulletproof.
[01:40:30]  Yeah.
[01:40:31]  I hear you guys talk about your girl problems.
[01:40:32]  I think that could help.
[01:40:33]  So she will complain.
[01:40:36]  So what I did is I just delineated her emotional feelings and how she acts.
[01:40:41]  Okay.
[01:40:42]  So she would tell me, she'd be like, oh, I'm feeling really angry because you did something.
[01:40:45]  And I said, okay, that's fine.
[01:40:46]  Your feelings are valid and it's real and it exists.
[01:40:49]  And that's important.
[01:40:50]  Yeah.
[01:40:51]  But it doesn't matter.
[01:40:54]  So that's pretty much it.
[01:40:55]  Like, I basically figured it out.
[01:40:56]  So I just tell her.
[01:40:58]  She's white, right?
[01:40:59]  That's exactly what I said.
[01:41:01]  That's exactly what I said.
[01:41:03]  Hey, it don't work with all of them.
[01:41:05]  It don't work with all these whites, bro.
[01:41:07]  It don't work with all these whites.
[01:41:09]  It's true.
[01:41:09]  You found the wrong one.
[01:41:11]  I got an ancestry.com, my girl, bro.
[01:41:14]  You did.
[01:41:15]  She's Native American.
[01:41:17]  You got an Elizabeth Warren-ass pants, bro.
[01:41:22]  So Mark was basically giving us all these tips on how to train our girl and how to condition them and how to make it work and how to get it right.
[01:41:28]  Okay.
[01:41:29]  Okay.
[01:41:30]  Unbeknownst to Mark, he later tells us this story.
[01:41:34]  Yo, my Uber's outside.
[01:41:35]  He's saying, don't go nowhere, Mark.
[01:41:39]  He later tells this story.
[01:41:40]  He goes, he goes, he goes, so, like, this other day, this is how I know he's young.
[01:41:43]  He goes, I guess, he goes, yo, so like this other day, like, I just went down on my girl for no reason, right?
[01:41:47]  And, like, I said, what?
[01:41:49]  Not for no reason.
[01:41:51]  Because I want her to be happy.
[01:41:52]  Yeah.
[01:41:53]  What?
[01:41:54]  They don't get happy.
[01:41:56]  That's how I know you're young, Mark.
[01:41:58]  You can't make them happy.
[01:42:01]  Happy?
[01:42:09]  So he's really 23.
[01:42:12]  He is really 23.
[01:42:13]  I miss those days.
[01:42:14]  I know.
[01:42:16]  I don't even think I've done that.
[01:42:18]  All the Jamaicans turned off the podcast.
[01:42:25]  Okay.
[01:42:28]  He was right with training them, but they eat that pussy.
[01:42:31]  Okay.
[01:42:32]  So he goes, I went down to her to make her feel good.
[01:42:35]  Right?
[01:42:35]  This is then the story goes crazy.
[01:42:38]  Went down to her just to make her feel good.
[01:42:40]  And then she was going to return a favor, right?
[01:42:42]  But then he said, hold up, hold up.
[01:42:44]  Let me shower first.
[01:42:47]  That's something I don't understand.
[01:42:50]  You a wild boy.
[01:42:51]  What happened?
[01:42:52]  I don't know.
[01:42:52]  It's good.
[01:42:53]  Okay.
[01:42:53]  Don't ever say, oh, shit, out loud again.
[01:42:55]  Just ruin the whole momentum.
[01:42:57]  Oh, shit.
[01:42:57]  They pronounce a word wrong.
[01:42:58]  So she showered or he showered.
[01:43:00]  Okay.
[01:43:00]  So he goes, hold on.
[01:43:01]  Let me shower first.
[01:43:03]  Okay.
[01:43:04]  So let me shower first so you could do your thing and I'll be freshly cleaned.
[01:43:08]  As Cameron would say, she licked my balls right after I play ball.
[01:43:12]  No watch them, no nothing.
[01:43:13]  Hear what I say, y'all.
[01:43:14]  Okay, y'all.
[01:43:14]  I turn the baddest bitches gay, y'all.
[01:43:17]  That's some stinky dick right there.
[01:43:19]  Where a girl sucks her dick and it's like, I like pussy now.
[01:43:23]  That's next level, Cam.
[01:43:25]  Come.
[01:43:26]  Oh, okay.
[01:43:27]  All right.
[01:43:28]  So that's probably what happened to her.
[01:43:33]  So Mark gets out the shower.
[01:43:36]  You're standing there naked, right?
[01:43:38]  This is fucking how to train a dragon, Mark.
[01:43:42]  This is, Mark conditions his women.
[01:43:45]  Mark lets his women know exactly what to do and when to do it.
[01:43:49]  Okay.
[01:43:50]  He goes out there, and this is how he tells the story.
[01:43:52]  So I was kind of just standing there naked.
[01:43:56]  And, well, just standing there.
[01:44:00]  And I was like, did you say anything, dude?
[01:44:02]  He's like, well, no, I didn't want to, you know, imply that she would have to do that or anything.
[01:44:05]  So I just stood there.
[01:44:10]  And then she comes into the room.
[01:44:12]  And then what did she say, Mark?
[01:44:15]  Oh, oh, yeah.
[01:44:16]  And then she finally came to the room.
[01:44:17]  Yeah.
[01:44:17]  And then she looked at me and she goes, Hey, Mark.
[01:44:20]  I said, Because you think you're about to get your dick sucked because it's clean.
[01:44:25]  No, I'm not going to.
[01:44:25]  I don't think that.
[01:44:26]  I'm going to.
[01:44:27]  You know it.
[01:44:28]  And she goes, hey, Mark, I need you to get up right now.
[01:44:32]  I said, oh, yeah.
[01:44:33]  A standing dick?
[01:44:35]  I do need to stand in.
[01:44:36]  You know how to train these girls, Mark.
[01:44:38]  I'm about to train my dick.
[01:44:40]  I'm telling you, I'm about to train my dragon dragging my balls.
[01:44:44]  Anyway, so she goes, you need to stand up right now.
[01:44:47]  I said, okay, why?
[01:44:48]  She said, because we are late for my going away party.
[01:44:52]  We got to go.
[01:44:53]  Son, wash his dick for no reason.
[01:44:56]  Got no blowjob and felt guilty implying that he should receive one in the past.
[01:45:01]  Now, Mark, now that you're here, a young man, you're going to get some real advice from some OGs.
[01:45:06]  Oh, he said now that he's here.
[01:45:07]  You are really, wait a minute, son.
[01:45:22]  That's for everybody.
[01:45:24]  Stand up.
[01:45:24]  All three of us go cap in there.
[01:45:27]  It's everybody's Christmas, bro.
[01:45:28]  Out into Rolex.
[01:45:29]  I get my dick sucked.
[01:45:33]  It's for you, babe.
[01:45:34]  Andrew provides.
[01:45:39]  Okay.
[01:45:40]  First of all, always get your dick sucked first.
[01:45:43]  That's a rule.
[01:45:45]  After you get your dick sucked, it's over.
[01:45:51]  That's it.
[01:45:53]  Y'all ever do that one?
[01:45:54]  Yo, I'm going to get you right after.
[01:45:56]  Yeah.

=== Christmas Gift Rules (04:19) ===

[01:45:57]  And then you don't.
[01:45:58]  And well, like later.
[01:46:00]  But later could be tomorrow.
[01:46:01]  After's always later.
[01:46:02]  Exactly.
[01:46:03]  Time is relative.
[01:46:04]  It's a flat circle.
[01:46:06]  And you pointed out it goes in a circle.
[01:46:08]  It's a circle.
[01:46:08]  So we good.
[01:46:09]  Like an engagement ring, which you're not going to get if you keep talking about this pussy.
[01:46:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:46:16]  Right?
[01:46:16]  It's a circle, like the ankle bracelet around my neck.
[01:46:21]  I got an ankle based, right?
[01:46:26]  Fuck out of here, bro.
[01:46:26]  Yo, Mark, good luck on that blowjob.
[01:46:28]  Yo, Mark.
[01:46:29]  You got this.
[01:46:30]  I'll be real for you, son.
[01:46:31]  Yeah.
[01:46:32]  Right here at IOU.
[01:46:34]  How Indian is Aka.
[01:46:36]  Aka's won his end of the deal, son.
[01:46:39]  Aka's not having this, bro.
[01:46:41]  I said an invoice, like, I was told to be dick sucking.
[01:46:45]  Bro, you really need to get a Christmas gift, man.
[01:46:47]  That's foul, bro.
[01:46:48]  Even if it's an ankle it.
[01:46:50]  I'm going to get one.
[01:46:52]  What do you think is going to be blinky?
[01:46:53]  I don't know.
[01:46:53]  You're not.
[01:46:54]  You're not.
[01:46:54]  I didn't.
[01:46:55]  I didn't even like it.
[01:46:56]  I don't care about Christmas.
[01:46:57]  I don't care about gifts.
[01:46:58]  But the fact that she didn't think she needed to get me one.
[01:47:00]  I'm so in digging who don't get gifts.
[01:47:02]  You don't care.
[01:47:03]  Now you're Jehovah's Witness.
[01:47:05]  Gifts are really a social person.
[01:47:07]  I'm proud of her.
[01:47:08]  We save money.
[01:47:10]  We got one in the plan.
[01:47:13]  No.
[01:47:13]  That's my gift, babe, marrying you.
[01:47:15]  No, I want the gift, but not because I want the gift.
[01:47:18]  I want the gift because you didn't think you had to get me one.
[01:47:20]  Nah, you're not.
[01:47:21]  If I'm giving a gift, you're giving a cheaper gift.
[01:47:24]  That's how this works.
[01:47:26]  I give a gift, you give a gift.
[01:47:26]  You don't got to give this.
[01:47:27]  What'd you get her?
[01:47:28]  I got her some shoes.
[01:47:30]  What from where?
[01:47:32]  Nordstrom.
[01:47:33]  Nice.
[01:47:33]  Nah, not the products.
[01:47:41]  What'd you have for dinner?
[01:47:42]  Vegetables from the sword.
[01:47:45]  What'd you have?
[01:47:45]  Meats.
[01:47:47]  You said where?
[01:47:48]  Prada.
[01:47:51]  And I got her some Tom Ford perfect.
[01:47:53]  Son, you got Prada Tom Ford.
[01:47:55]  Yeah.
[01:47:55]  And you ain't getting no gift back.
[01:47:57]  I'm saying.
[01:47:58]  And the idea that she didn't think she needed to get me one, I was like, I didn't try to be like the man, masculine, and be like, no, it's cool, whatever.
[01:48:04]  I looked at her in her face and I was like, yeah, you need to get me a gift.
[01:48:07]  And she was like, really?
[01:48:08]  And I was like, yeah, you need to get me a gift.
[01:48:11]  I can't believe you once you get it.
[01:48:11]  Why do you need to get me a gift?
[01:48:12]  Why did she think she didn't think?
[01:48:14]  No, but no dick suspected.
[01:48:15]  You at least get your dick sucked.
[01:48:17]  Wow.
[01:48:17]  That's wow.
[01:48:21]  Nah.
[01:48:24]  Hold on.
[01:48:25]  Hold on.
[01:48:26]  That's a good question.
[01:48:28]  Hold on.
[01:48:28]  I was wavering.
[01:48:29]  When did you get your dick sucked?
[01:48:30]  Hey, let me tell you something.
[01:48:32]  She ain't getting the ring for no reason.
[01:48:35]  Good save.
[01:48:37]  Destroy.
[01:48:37]  No, that's enough.
[01:48:39]  That's enough.
[01:48:41]  Yo, y'all owe me.
[01:48:42]  Three of y'all gonna be in some heat to the room.
[01:48:45]  Y'all gonna be in some heat to the dick.
[01:48:48]  I'm not gonna lie, bro.
[01:48:52]  I ain't gonna lie, bro.
[01:48:53]  Let me tell y'all something.
[01:48:55]  Let me tell y'all.
[01:48:58]  Yo, you ever see a kid playing with some sheep and then he breaks it and then realizes he was in trouble?
[01:49:05]  That's me.
[01:49:06]  That's what I saw with.
[01:49:07]  I'm not gonna lie, y'all.
[01:49:08]  That's a real Estimate.
[01:49:10]  No, I think I'm in the clear.
[01:49:11]  I'm not in the clear.
[01:49:12]  No.
[01:49:14]  I'm leading the league and going home to arguments because that's why I got sex with my girl so many times this week.
[01:49:21]  She's probably not even going to know that.
[01:49:24]  You can't fit any more memories inside your head after all the dick I've done with you.
[01:49:31]  I ain't no more room left, bro.
[01:49:35]  Oh, fuck.
[01:49:36]  My goodness.
[01:49:39]  Yo, come on, bro.
[01:49:40]  I'm out here moved in, dog.
[01:49:42]  Moved in.
[01:49:43]  And y'all living together, too?
[01:49:45]  Yo, Mark, that's what I was going to say.
[01:49:46]  You and your girl might have a spot.
[01:49:48]  You could have my old spot, maybe.
[01:49:49]  I mean, you have to ransom.
[01:49:51]  Oh.
[01:49:52]  I was going to say I was a rancher.
[01:49:57]  But he's KOU.
[01:49:59]  You'll get money at the same time.
[01:49:59]  He gets some blowjobs.
[01:50:00]  That's how you bark your territory.
[01:50:02]  Say what?
[01:50:03]  Marked it.
[01:50:04]  Now it's his.
[01:50:05]  So that shit was affected.
[01:50:08]  Damn, bro.
[01:50:10]  Oh, my God.
[01:50:13]  Mark just bullied me out of my old spot, man.
[01:50:15]  That's foul.

=== Wedding Ceremony Traditions (03:28) ===

[01:50:16]  It's the calm.
[01:50:17]  It's the calm.
[01:50:18]  Your shit is dense.
[01:50:21]  I saw a couple of them swimming still.
[01:50:23]  I saw the tails moving and everything.
[01:50:26]  Y'all had like ponytails in there.
[01:50:28]  Bro, it was crazy because some of them congealed, but it was like, you know how like a fish gets frozen in a pond?
[01:50:35]  You ever see that?
[01:50:36]  Yeah.
[01:50:36]  When it gets frozen.
[01:50:37]  Was it pond again?
[01:50:39]  Pond.
[01:50:41]  Pondi replay.
[01:50:42]  Pond.
[01:50:43]  Pondi bunk.
[01:50:44]  Yeah.
[01:50:45]  Anyway, it was like the tails were sticking out still.
[01:50:47]  It was wild.
[01:50:47]  It looked like a brush.
[01:50:51]  You know what?
[01:50:53]  That's what it should look like.
[01:50:55]  I examined it.
[01:50:58]  Hey, guys, how much better is the podcast with microphones?
[01:51:02]  It's so much better, though, dude.
[01:51:04]  Yeah, it's a lot more comfortable.
[01:51:05]  Because we know, we know, you know, not a lot to think about.
[01:51:09]  Please talk about some playoff football.
[01:51:11]  Oh, yeah, the football playoffs happen.
[01:51:12]  No, we didn't talk about India.
[01:51:13]  We'll talk about India, and then we'll talk about this.
[01:51:16]  Okay.
[01:51:17]  Go.
[01:51:18]  Headliner.
[01:51:18]  Other thing.
[01:51:19]  Outside of headlining in India, you have wedding stuff to do.
[01:51:22]  You have family stuff to do.
[01:51:23]  Sanda was mad hectic.
[01:51:25]  Every day we were like.
[01:51:26]  Because of things to do, because of culture.
[01:51:28]  So much, so many things to do.
[01:51:29]  Like we're doing a ceremony for the engagement where she's from, doing a ceremony with my family where I'm from.
[01:51:34]  We're going to another family member's wedding of mine.
[01:51:36]  Then I got shows.
[01:51:38]  We're doing wedding shopping while we're there because you can't get like good, like good Indian wedding clothes in America anywhere.
[01:51:45]  So like you got to find everything for the wedding here.
[01:51:47]  How can you not?
[01:51:48]  Don't you just wrap yourself in that fucking clothing, the silk outfit, right?
[01:51:53]  Isn't it just like ice cream?
[01:51:56]  What?
[01:51:56]  You know, and they just go like that on the soft surf.
[01:52:00]  So you just stand there.
[01:52:02]  Isn't that it?
[01:52:03]  I'm being 100% serious.
[01:52:04]  You've ever seen Charlotte's website?
[01:52:06]  Mummies.
[01:52:07]  Yo, he goes to Egypt one time.
[01:52:09]  Everybody's a mummy.
[01:52:11]  I mean that 100% sincerely.
[01:52:13]  The sorry, the woman's outfit.
[01:52:15]  No, there's like a lot of work can go into each one.
[01:52:18]  And like when you've seen enough of them, you notice your girl's going to go shopping for stuff for our wedding.
[01:52:22]  Probably yours too.
[01:52:23]  Is she going to have to dress like in a sari?
[01:52:25]  Yeah.
[01:52:26]  Or something.
[01:52:27]  What am I going to wear?
[01:52:28]  Who gives a fuck?
[01:52:30]  I'm not invited.
[01:52:33]  Do we have to wear like suits or Indian attire is encouraged.
[01:52:37]  I'll probably help y'all out.
[01:52:38]  I'm wearing an Indian.
[01:52:40]  What is it called?
[01:52:41]  Dabel.
[01:52:45]  Everett.
[01:52:46]  Everton.
[01:52:48]  I'm going to probably get you one as a groomsman.
[01:52:50]  What is it called?
[01:52:51]  Kurta Pajama.
[01:52:52]  Kurta Pajama.
[01:52:53]  Pajama, son?
[01:52:54]  Yeah, the pajama is the pant.
[01:52:55]  But is pajama a Hindi word?
[01:52:57]  And we've done one word?
[01:52:59]  I don't know who it's from.
[01:53:01]  Is it two words?
[01:53:02]  Kurta?
[01:53:03]  Korta is the top.
[01:53:03]  Korta pajama.
[01:53:04]  Kurta's the top and the pajamas, the bottom.
[01:53:06]  The pant.
[01:53:07]  I'm going full Hindi on this.
[01:53:10]  Listen, I got love for my Punjabi brothers.
[01:53:13]  It's the same outfit.
[01:53:15]  All right.
[01:53:15]  Well, I'm going full Indian and Punjabi and sandals.
[01:53:19]  You good?
[01:53:20]  Are we doing sandals or are we doing shoes?
[01:53:21]  Whatever shoes you want.
[01:53:22]  Is there a slide on?
[01:53:24]  Yeah, I'm going to probably have slides.
[01:53:26]  Nice.
[01:53:26]  I would do a slide.
[01:53:27]  We'll definitely do a slide.
[01:53:28]  Not when you're praying.
[01:53:29]  Not when you go to the gurdoir and we do like the ceremony.
[01:53:32]  You'll take off your shoes there, but then for like the reception and stuff.
[01:53:35]  Yeah, when I'm coming in and we're dancing.
[01:53:36]  I'm going to go barefoot.
[01:53:37]  You were going to go barefoot.
[01:53:38]  I'm going to walk y'all through the whole ceremony thing.
[01:53:40]  When is it?
[01:53:43]  October.
[01:53:44]  Of this year?

=== Kurta Pajama Origins (07:58) ===

[01:53:45]  Yeah.
[01:53:45]  2010.
[01:53:46]  2020.
[01:53:47]  Are you going to get her a gift for your wedding?
[01:53:55]  Let me tell you some shit.
[01:53:59]  Let me tell you something.
[01:54:00]  The gift is the way.
[01:54:06]  Son.
[01:54:07]  Paying for a wedding will grow shit up.
[01:54:09]  Yo, real hard.
[01:54:11]  Should I just buy you a gift?
[01:54:14]  Should I only buy you a gift?
[01:54:16]  I mean that.
[01:54:17]  No, I'm serious.
[01:54:18]  Oh, boy.
[01:54:20]  Like, no, think about this.
[01:54:21]  No, this is serious.
[01:54:22]  You should only buy her a gift.
[01:54:25]  My gift is she stops hating you.
[01:54:28]  That didn't hate me anymore.
[01:54:29]  Yeah, I know.
[01:54:29]  So she's not doing it.
[01:54:31]  Cool, got you a head, dog.
[01:54:33]  Dude, you barely ahead.
[01:54:36]  Fuck.
[01:54:37]  Okay.
[01:54:40]  Dude, I didn't know that I was down.
[01:54:42]  Was I down?
[01:54:43]  Brad, you ain't even been up.
[01:54:46]  You just got back in the game, yo.
[01:54:48]  Son, I didn't know I just got back.
[01:54:49]  I'm on the bench, still.
[01:54:51]  You on the bench.
[01:54:51]  You in the game, but like.
[01:54:53]  Look at Casdra, Texas, going to stupid ass watchers.
[01:54:57]  Dumbass fucking trinket.
[01:55:00]  All the little mermaid-ass gifts.
[01:55:04]  He pressed like three buttons every time he talked about big ass finger hitting all the letters at the same time.
[01:55:11]  I love my gifts, baby.
[01:55:13]  I don't got to tuck my shit in.
[01:55:17]  You got the flyest chain, though, for real.
[01:55:20]  Fry out.
[01:55:22]  You can't do the usher with it.
[01:55:23]  I can do that.
[01:55:24]  It's not a shame.
[01:55:24]  You can't do the usher with it.
[01:55:25]  I can't.
[01:55:26]  Because the thing wouldn't fit over the.
[01:55:32]  The class won't fit over.
[01:55:34]  It got stuck in the class at one point.
[01:55:36]  It got stuck.
[01:55:37]  It got stuck.
[01:55:38]  The same thing got stuck.
[01:55:39]  It was wobbling.
[01:55:40]  It was waddling in the class, bro.
[01:55:42]  I couldn't get out.
[01:55:43]  That shit was stuck.
[01:55:45]  Got poached.
[01:55:46]  Oh, my God.
[01:55:47]  But nah, for real, though.
[01:55:49]  Yo, for real, your girl got to get you a gift for Christmas.
[01:55:53]  That's foul.
[01:55:54]  Yeah, we're going to get that.
[01:55:55]  We're going to get that.
[01:55:56]  But what do you think it will be?
[01:55:57]  I don't know.
[01:55:58]  Something.
[01:55:58]  She's actually good at giving gifts.
[01:56:00]  What?
[01:56:03]  Sports.
[01:56:04]  Y'all want to talk about playoffs?
[01:56:05]  Yes, we do.
[01:56:07]  I don't know what happened, but what the fuck.
[01:56:08]  It's funny.
[01:56:09]  Cowboys got a new coach.
[01:56:10]  I know Akash has a lot to talk about that.
[01:56:13]  Might be Brady's last game as a Patriot.
[01:56:15]  You know what I mean?
[01:56:17]  Akash.
[01:56:19]  Akash really.
[01:56:24]  It goes on that tourist.
[01:56:27]  It comes from bad tours.
[01:56:29]  I'm sorry.
[01:56:30]  I'm sorry.
[01:56:31]  What did I do?
[01:56:32]  I was actually talking about the Cowboys coach.
[01:56:36]  I thought you upset the present shit.
[01:56:37]  No, My girl got me a gift outside the machine.
[01:56:42]  You put the corner in it.
[01:56:43]  Oh, my.
[01:56:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:56:44]  Why are you upset?
[01:56:46]  Why are you upset?
[01:56:47]  Yeah, we good.
[01:56:47]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:56:48]  She ain't any gift.
[01:56:48]  She's good at giving up.
[01:56:49]  Cats throw the drink.
[01:56:51]  Cats can't take no more than slander.
[01:56:53]  Okay.
[01:56:56]  Shit.
[01:56:59]  All right, we got a bar.
[01:57:00]  You hear that?
[01:57:00]  We got a motherfucking bar out here.
[01:57:02]  Akash.
[01:57:05]  I can't reach it.
[01:57:06]  Yo.
[01:57:08]  2020.
[01:57:09]  I'm going to be an insta-thought.
[01:57:10]  You're going to be an instathot?
[01:57:11]  Yeah.
[01:57:15]  Akash thought he put his foot down.
[01:57:19]  No, but I put my foot down.
[01:57:21]  Would you like me to get you a gift?
[01:57:23]  Yes, I would.
[01:57:24]  Hell yeah.
[01:57:26]  Hell yeah.
[01:57:27]  She was trying to make me.
[01:57:28]  Put my foot down.
[01:57:29]  No, no, no.
[01:57:30]  Don't play me like I'm supposed to.
[01:57:31]  She thought I was going to be like masculine and be like, no, I don't really care about gifts.
[01:57:35]  I was a bitch.
[01:57:36]  I was like, yes.
[01:57:37]  I would love to feel appreciated.
[01:57:40]  Actually, it's not even.
[01:57:41]  I swear to God, it's the thought that counts.
[01:57:44]  I swear to God.
[01:57:45]  It's the thought that counts.
[01:57:47]  When you don't have the thought, when you don't have the thought, bro.
[01:57:51]  You ready?
[01:57:51]  I'm a bitch.
[01:57:53]  So she was trying to get me to be like, no, I don't need it.
[01:57:55]  No, I'm not that masculine.
[01:57:58]  I want my motherfucking thought.
[01:57:59]  Credit, yo.
[01:58:00]  And you want to tell me you love it.
[01:58:01]  You want to rap.
[01:58:02]  You want to rap.
[01:58:03]  Sure.
[01:58:04]  Fine.
[01:58:04]  Why you want to rap?
[01:58:05]  Nah.
[01:58:06]  Just give me something that lets me know you gave me a bad thing.
[01:58:08]  I mean, half the joy is just unwrapping it.
[01:58:10]  How about that point?
[01:58:11]  It's like whatever.
[01:58:14]  I'll take it.
[01:58:19]  She got you a fucking McDonald's coupon, bro.
[01:58:23]  I'd be fine with it.
[01:58:27]  Damn, bro.
[01:58:27]  Monopoly.
[01:58:29]  Tell me about it, bro.
[01:58:30]  Yo, I just got a craving for that apple pie from 2000.
[01:58:33]  Remember that apple pie?
[01:58:34]  You ever had an apple pie with the ice cream?
[01:58:36]  I had it recently.
[01:58:37]  Don't hit the same like it used to, bro.
[01:58:38]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:58:40]  They changed the recipe.
[01:58:41]  Yeah, I think they did.
[01:58:42]  Kind of like how they're 30, man.
[01:58:44]  You can't eat that shit no more.
[01:58:45]  Very true.
[01:58:51]  That was the issue.
[01:58:52]  Bro, I will eat anything after I'm home and I smoke like a darnish.
[01:58:55]  We don't eat no pussy after this smart week.
[01:58:59]  Me never have no money for no bullshit.
[01:59:02]  Oh, boy.
[01:59:04]  Anyway.
[01:59:05]  So, India.
[01:59:08]  Now, Wendy's.
[01:59:09]  I'm proud of Akash, man.
[01:59:10]  He goes to India and finally hits puberty.
[01:59:12]  Come back.
[01:59:12]  His voice is.
[01:59:13]  Your voice is that deep, son.
[01:59:15]  Son, you got me.
[01:59:16]  That's going to be away in about a week.
[01:59:17]  I had pneumonia.
[01:59:18]  I'm just coughing.
[01:59:20]  You got pneumonia.
[01:59:22]  No, I got it.
[01:59:23]  Son, I can never say that word.
[01:59:25]  Pneumonia.
[01:59:26]  Pneumonia.
[01:59:28]  I can't say it.
[01:59:29]  Pneumonia.
[01:59:30]  Yeah.
[01:59:31]  There you go.
[01:59:31]  I think so.
[01:59:32]  I just be asking doctors.
[01:59:34]  I don't have health insurance.
[01:59:35]  So they were like, it sounds like you got pneumonia.
[01:59:37]  Yeah.
[01:59:37]  Yeah, you've been sick for like a couple of weeks.
[01:59:39]  Yeah, I was.
[01:59:40]  That's why I thought it's puberty.
[01:59:41]  Honestly, though.
[01:59:41]  Because it's stuck.
[01:59:42]  Akash.
[01:59:43]  This is why I need to drink alcohol, bro.
[01:59:46]  This is like why I need to drink alcohol.
[01:59:47]  You have like a little bit of tequila.
[01:59:49]  Talk that shit right out, bro.
[01:59:50]  Yo, do you want to drink some alcohol?
[01:59:53]  I'm telling you, it'll help.
[01:59:54]  Good.
[01:59:55]  It'll help.
[01:59:55]  Yo.
[01:59:56]  It's too late.
[01:59:58]  Are you sure?
[02:00:00]  I think I'm good.
[02:00:01]  Yo.
[02:00:02]  Yeah.
[02:00:03]  Do you want to kiss some guys?
[02:00:04]  That I do.
[02:00:08]  Oh, gosh.
[02:00:13]  He's just thinking about it.
[02:00:17]  Come out tomorrow.
[02:00:20]  Oh, I ain't getting in trouble.
[02:00:21]  What happened?
[02:00:22]  You know, they'll get in trouble.
[02:00:23]  I'm chilling.
[02:00:24]  I'm chilling.
[02:00:25]  Shit.
[02:00:26]  I love it.
[02:00:26]  I love my girl.
[02:00:35]  You got to do the usher slide with it.
[02:00:44]  Oh, gosh.
[02:00:44]  But in all seriousness, going back to the motherland, you feel you, you always said this about India.
[02:00:48]  You would say that that is home.
[02:00:51]  Yeah.
[02:00:51]  Even though it's so they view you.
[02:00:53]  They see me, and this was more evident when you're performing.
[02:00:57]  They see me as American.
[02:00:58]  I'm told my whole life here I'm Indian.
[02:01:01]  Then I go there and they're like, look at this American motherfucker.
[02:01:04]  Why when you're performing?
[02:01:05]  It's just more in your face because you're interacting with strange.
[02:01:08]  These aren't family members.
[02:01:10]  These are my fuckers who don't know you.
[02:01:11]  And usually when you go home, most of your interactions are.
[02:01:13]  It's family.
[02:01:14]  So you feel at home.
[02:01:15]  Yeah.
[02:01:16]  Oh, welcome.
[02:01:16]  We've been waiting to meet you.
[02:01:18]  We've been waiting to see you.
[02:01:18]  We don't see you that often.
[02:01:19]  What's up?
[02:01:20]  Let's feed you.
[02:01:21]  You're a guest of honor everywhere.
[02:01:23]  When you're doing a show for strangers, it's like, I don't know you, you fucking American.
[02:01:27]  That's on the Indian Mount Rushmore, bro.
[02:01:30]  It's comics.
[02:01:31]  That's the goal.
[02:01:31]  That's what happens.
[02:01:32]  No, 100%.
[02:01:33]  We're going to make it.
[02:01:33]  I already put you there.
[02:01:34]  Fuck it.
[02:01:35]  It's like you and two other niggas.
[02:01:38]  I don't got to even go through to fill it up.
[02:01:41]  You had by default?
[02:01:42]  It's like him like Russell, Russell Peters.

=== Boxing Violence Reality (02:55) ===

[02:01:43]  He's idiot, right?
[02:01:45]  And Aziz.
[02:01:47]  Yep.
[02:01:48]  Akash, bro.
[02:01:49]  I said, bro.
[02:01:50]  Yo, but that should be naming your special.
[02:01:53]  Me and two other.
[02:01:59]  But yo, that is an interesting thing to point out about why maybe people overestimate their sense of acceptance when they go to their mother country.
[02:02:09]  Because you're told here your whole life, you are not American.
[02:02:12]  Yes.
[02:02:12]  You're Indian.
[02:02:13]  I identify as Indian.
[02:02:14]  Yes.
[02:02:15]  You identify as Nigerian.
[02:02:16]  Probably when you go back, they're like, oh, yeah, yeah.
[02:02:19]  That's that American boy.
[02:02:19]  Not even when I go home, like when I'm with my other relatives and shit, like I'm super American.
[02:02:24]  I'm Akata.
[02:02:25]  That's what they call me.
[02:02:28]  I don't think that's what that means.
[02:02:30]  What do you think?
[02:02:30]  That shit sounded like the F word.
[02:02:33]  Do you think they let a maggot fly, bro?
[02:02:35]  Nah, the curse word is alluri buruku.
[02:02:38]  Olori buruku.
[02:02:39]  Yeah, that's like.
[02:02:40]  It sounds like you're garling on some cunt.
[02:02:42]  Like, alluri buruku.
[02:02:43]  That's like, you motherfucker.
[02:02:45]  It's like the, it's the, what's the, it's the, uh, what's what they, what they say in Spanish all the time?
[02:02:49]  That curse word?
[02:02:51]  Uh, Eden?
[02:02:52]  Eden, you know the one.
[02:02:53]  Pendejo.
[02:02:54]  Penderjo.
[02:02:55]  There you go.
[02:02:56]  There it is.
[02:02:56]  Oh, we got it.
[02:02:57]  Wait, what's the one for you, Eden?
[02:02:59]  For gays is Marica.
[02:03:01]  Maricón.
[02:03:02]  Maricón is the strong one.
[02:03:04]  Yeah.
[02:03:04]  When you add the O and the hard T?
[02:03:07]  The hard T for us.
[02:03:08]  Yeah.
[02:03:08]  Okay.
[02:03:09]  Yeah.
[02:03:09]  Maricon.
[02:03:10]  There's a boxer.
[02:03:11]  We could look at the soft G for us, but the hard T is a boxer named Emil Griffith, I think his name was.
[02:03:18]  And he was a Cuban boxer.
[02:03:20]  I think he was gay.
[02:03:22]  And the guy...
[02:03:23]  No.
[02:03:27]  Emil Griffith.
[02:03:30]  I forgot.
[02:03:32]  Look at death.
[02:03:36]  I heard about this.
[02:03:36]  I think you talked about this.
[02:03:37]  I think I might have talked about this, but...
[02:03:40]  Say that again?
[02:03:42]  What?
[02:03:43]  Kidney failure.
[02:03:44]  Oh, kidney failure.
[02:03:45]  No.
[02:03:47]  Something happened.
[02:03:48]  I believe it was with him and one other person.
[02:03:50]  I don't know who.
[02:03:51]  He called him Maricon or something, right?
[02:03:53]  And then he got killed, some shit like that.
[02:03:55]  Yeah, go killed.
[02:03:57]  Killed.
[02:03:58]  What is this?
[02:03:58]  The night the boxer answered gay taunts.
[02:04:01]  Ah, Emil Griffith was gay.
[02:04:03]  Okay.
[02:04:04]  And he was called a Maricon by who's the other guy?
[02:04:10]  Benny Parrot.
[02:04:12]  Yeah, maybe that was it.
[02:04:14]  Maybe that was it.
[02:04:14]  And he killed him in the ring that night.
[02:04:17]  Oh, he died?
[02:04:19]  No.
[02:04:19]  Benny the Kid Paret was a Cuban, and he called him Maricón, called Emil Griffith Maricon, and Emil Griffith killed him in the ring.
[02:04:28]  What, did he like not respect the bell?
[02:04:31]  No, he just laid such a severe ass whooping on the guy that he died.
[02:04:36]  Oh, well, they're about that life, bro.

=== Emil Griffith Tragedy (02:50) ===

[02:04:39]  Those are the breaks.
[02:04:40]  Those are the breaks.
[02:04:42]  Bob and weave, baby.
[02:04:42]  Real tough.
[02:04:45]  If you got killed in the midst of the fight with nothing illegal happening, like it wasn't like, it's not like pro-wrestling when they're hitting you after the bell.
[02:04:52]  Like, oh, my God, stop the fat.
[02:04:53]  Yo, isn't that interesting about fight sports?
[02:04:56]  If you kill someone, it is legal.
[02:04:58]  Yeah.
[02:04:58]  You can legally kill somebody boxing or doing MMA or any of that kind of, like in MMA, if you want, you can twist someone's head off their shoulders.
[02:05:08]  If you get in the right position and they don't tap and you do it real quick, you can snap their neck.
[02:05:14]  Jason Bornstall.
[02:05:15]  And that is 100% legal.
[02:05:17]  Snap the neck, really.
[02:05:18]  There's no rules that say you can't.
[02:05:20]  That's on the refs, too.
[02:05:21]  Yeah.
[02:05:21]  I mean, if you're quick enough, yeah.
[02:05:23]  Wow.
[02:05:23]  Refs got to get in there and stop you from dying.
[02:05:25]  That's their job.
[02:05:25]  That's intense.
[02:05:26]  Yeah.
[02:05:27]  Jesus.
[02:05:28]  Anyway.
[02:05:30]  But this sense of home, you go there, you feel it, but you also feel, it's interesting.
[02:05:36]  You need their acceptance.
[02:05:37]  Performing there is crazy because it's like you validate my authenticity.
[02:05:40]  Yeah.
[02:05:41]  So that's why I couldn't understand the first show or two.
[02:05:44]  And then after the first night, I was like, okay, I'm good here.
[02:05:47]  The stage is, I'm a comedian.
[02:05:50]  Like, I identify as what I did, whatever.
[02:05:52]  I'm a comedian.
[02:05:53]  You can't fucking change that at all.
[02:05:54]  You own that stage.
[02:05:55]  That's my stage.
[02:05:56]  I'm home there more than you are.
[02:05:57]  Exactly.
[02:05:58]  So, and then they would get like weirdly anti-PC or like anti-anytime I did anything anti-woman at all.
[02:06:03]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:06:04]  They would like really tighten up.
[02:06:05]  Yeah.
[02:06:06]  Like so whatever.
[02:06:07]  And then the second night, I just called him out because paid labor there is very cheap.
[02:06:11]  So I was like, it's funny.
[02:06:12]  Y'all are like big feminists here and you're going to go complain about me.
[02:06:15]  And right now, most of you probably have a bitch doing your dishes at the house.
[02:06:19]  And then I did like an act out of it.
[02:06:21]  And I was like, I'm the sexist, but you got a dishes, bitch.
[02:06:23]  You know what I mean?
[02:06:24]  And then that loosened them up and whatever.
[02:06:26]  And that might be a moment we'll put online or something.
[02:06:28]  But like, it took a night for me to be like, oh, fuck, how do I do this?
[02:06:32]  Yeah.
[02:06:32]  The pressure must have been insane.
[02:06:34]  Yeah.
[02:06:34]  I was, the way I related to it was like performing in New York, right?
[02:06:37]  Because you want to do well in front of your people, but I get to perform in New York all the time.
[02:06:41]  And you grew up here and you're a New Yorker.
[02:06:42]  No one can take that.
[02:06:43]  Exactly.
[02:06:43]  Yeah.
[02:06:43]  You brought a lot of strangers for your fucking identity.
[02:06:46]  Yeah, dude.
[02:06:47]  It was nuts.
[02:06:48]  And I didn't realize it would be that crazy.
[02:06:49]  Because I did a set there here and there, whatever.
[02:06:51]  But headlining is different.
[02:06:53]  It's 45.
[02:06:54]  It's my show.
[02:06:55]  I carry this whole thing.
[02:06:56]  Yeah.
[02:06:57]  If you don't like me in 10 minutes, I'm out anyway.
[02:06:58]  Who cares?
[02:06:59]  Yeah.
[02:06:59]  If you don't like me, you don't like this show.
[02:07:01]  Like, that's me.
[02:07:02]  And the most I can give you me.
[02:07:04]  Yes.
[02:07:05]  So it was, it was nuts.
[02:07:06]  But it ended up being great.
[02:07:08]  Second shows went the second night.
[02:07:10]  I was much more like in command of everything.
[02:07:12]  Went great.
[02:07:12]  Fourth show was the best one.
[02:07:13]  And then I flew out after that.
[02:07:15]  Oh, my God.
[02:07:16]  That just happened.
[02:07:17]  Yeah.
[02:07:18]  Jesus Christ.
[02:07:19]  Joel and B dislocated his finger.
[02:07:22]  We are looking at his finger right now.
[02:07:24]  He's brittle anyway.
[02:07:25]  But that's, yeah, that's an interesting thing, man.

=== Headlining Performance Pressure (15:33) ===

[02:07:30]  It's just an interesting thing to go through and like to have that kind of like duality, have those two homes.
[02:07:36]  You know?
[02:07:37]  Did you feel that like you earned it?
[02:07:40]  I did.
[02:07:40]  And I felt like I kind of felt that way last time I performed there too, but more so this time is like, y'all can think what you want.
[02:07:47]  I am Indian.
[02:07:49]  Like, you can think I'm American.
[02:07:51]  Maybe I'm American to you, but in my mind, I'm Indian.
[02:07:54]  But you might see me as Rachel Dulles, also.
[02:07:56]  Who knows?
[02:07:57]  Right.
[02:07:57]  They might.
[02:07:58]  Yeah.
[02:07:58]  But like, to me, now here's the question.
[02:08:01]  When you go to these places.
[02:08:02]  Sorry, real quick.
[02:08:03]  I'm Indian enough.
[02:08:04]  Indian enough.
[02:08:05]  Yeah.
[02:08:05]  When you go to these places, you find out how abundantly American you are, too.
[02:08:11]  Yeah.
[02:08:12]  Is that a weird feeling when you go to the place that you call home that is supposed to make you feel like you're in your place?
[02:08:19]  Yeah.
[02:08:19]  To all of a sudden go, holy shit, I'm kind of, I'm a Yankee a little bit.
[02:08:23]  Yeah, 100%.
[02:08:24]  Every time I go, I am slapped in the face with how American I am.
[02:08:27]  What is the first notion of that?
[02:08:29]  You can't live like they live.
[02:08:30]  Like what?
[02:08:31]  Complaining about poverty here all you want to.
[02:08:33]  I'm not shitting on anybody's struggle, but the level of struggle and poverty there is just, you can't comprehend it.
[02:08:38]  Like anybody right now that's poor, you have a phone that you're listening to a podcast on and an internet connection.
[02:08:44]  Yeah.
[02:08:45]  You're doing all right.
[02:08:46]  Doing all right.
[02:08:47]  I mean, just the level when you go to these countries, it's like, oh, fuck, this is different.
[02:08:52]  Everything about it is different.
[02:08:54]  Their existence is fundamentally different than ours.
[02:08:56]  And I grew up in this one.
[02:08:58]  And I can't, like, just from the fucking taking trains overnight and people everywhere and like just cows walking on the street, like in every way.
[02:09:07]  And that, these aren't the biggest differences, but just like every single step you're taking, you know, you're not an American.
[02:09:12]  Why not fly?
[02:09:13]  I fly, I flew.
[02:09:15]  It's like an overnight thing.
[02:09:16]  Why not fly?
[02:09:17]  It's much cheaper for a lot of people, but then I flew when I could.
[02:09:20]  And then that night we just couldn't get the flight in time or whatever.
[02:09:22]  I don't remember why.
[02:09:23]  Oh, because so in India, you can only fly direct from Mumbai to other cities or from Delhi to other cities.
[02:09:30]  Like two inches.
[02:09:31]  You're not in one of those cities.
[02:09:32]  So we were going from a city in Punjab to a city in UP where my family's from.
[02:09:36]  So instead of taking a layover in New Delhi and then flying, we're like, let's just take the overnight train.
[02:09:40]  How long is the run?
[02:09:41]  11 hours.
[02:09:42]  Jesus Christ.
[02:09:44]  So like make the toilet is literally just you go into a bathroom and there's a hole in the train.
[02:09:49]  Oh, great.
[02:09:49]  And two steps.
[02:09:50]  And you shit on the tracks.
[02:09:51]  And you shit on the track.
[02:09:52]  Can you like Americanize that travel as far as like from town to town?
[02:09:55]  Like what distance?
[02:09:56]  You could run a private.
[02:09:57]  Oh, everything takes longer because roads aren't great.
[02:10:01]  It's terribly far.
[02:10:02]  It's just the infrastructure that makes it take so long.
[02:10:04]  Nothing.
[02:10:04]  India is one sixth the size of America.
[02:10:06]  And five times the population.
[02:10:09]  So that gives you an idea of like the density of it.
[02:10:11]  But the infrastructure is just, they're getting better, but it's still fucked in so many places.
[02:10:14]  God damn.
[02:10:15]  So there's something like India's, I guess they just announced that they're going to send a summit of the moon.
[02:10:22]  Did you see this?
[02:10:24]  Maybe you told me this yeah, and it was interesting.
[02:10:26]  We were having doing what dog does call back so so, like we were having this conversation, I think a few weeks ago on here about like these and I dude, I felt this when I was in Egypt and Morocco as well.
[02:10:40]  But, like then, the incredible, like tough decision making you have to go through as like a third world leader.
[02:10:48]  Yeah, because every decision is just deciding how many less lives will die, or how many less wives will die, and they're deciding to put someone on the moon while their people, their kids, starving and dying.
[02:11:01]  And it's a tough decision.
[02:11:02]  I was.
[02:11:03]  When I was in Egypt Morocco, I was thinking about the same thing.
[02:11:04]  I was like, think about being a king in one of these places.
[02:11:06]  We think about being like royalty or like a dictator in these places.
[02:11:09]  Like there's a king in Morocco.
[02:11:10]  What a horrible, awful job that would be.
[02:11:14]  You have to compartmentalize millions of deaths every day in every decision.
[02:11:20]  You don't see poor kids here.
[02:11:22]  I saw so many poor kids.
[02:11:23]  Probably you too.
[02:11:24]  Seeing poor children.
[02:11:25]  It's different, dear friend.
[02:11:27]  It's not even same.
[02:11:28]  It wasn't even like that in Jamaica, but I did see a lot of like poor kids as well, and it really does.
[02:11:32]  It fucks you up, but it also lets you know the level of poverty is like, oh, there are.
[02:11:36]  I'm seeing scores of poor kids, dude and and and.
[02:11:41]  Seeing them like on the same street.
[02:11:46]  That was the most fascinating thing about like Egypt, not the most, but one of them is like, you will see a nice car, let's say a fucking Mercedes-benz, and on the same street someone traveling by donkey.
[02:11:59]  Yeah, that is a wild thing to see.
[02:12:03]  I mean, we have a bike messenger here in a car.
[02:12:06]  But at the same time, it's like that's a choice.
[02:12:08]  That bike, like the bike, probably got a fucking motor in it.
[02:12:11]  Facts, it's just easier to navigate with traffic.
[02:12:13]  They're doing it because it's easier.
[02:12:14]  There's no parking by the pizza place in the city, so they're like it, we'll go by bike.
[02:12:18]  Seeing a person whose life is is traveled by a donkey, that's what he does every day for his life.
[02:12:28]  And in the same town there's a guy with a fucking Maserati.
[02:12:32]  That's a.
[02:12:32]  That's a crazy thing to like put and I wonder if it weighs on them.
[02:12:37]  I wonder if you can get used to that.
[02:12:39]  I think you do, can you?
[02:12:41]  Yeah, how do you get used to seeing starving kids bro, Indians will turn away.
[02:12:47]  And I remember I gave some money to like um, a poor kid or something.
[02:12:51]  Oh I, I.
[02:12:52]  So I didn't want to give money.
[02:12:53]  So when I was in Mumbai, some kids asked me for for like food or whatever.
[02:12:56]  I was like, let's go to the store, i'll get you water.
[02:12:58]  No, they asked me for food.
[02:12:59]  They asked me for money.
[02:12:59]  I said, let's go to the store, i'll get you food, i'll get you water.
[02:13:02]  They were like trying to buy mints and I was like, no, i'm getting you real food in Hindi.
[02:13:06]  I'm telling them like only real food, i'm not getting you this.
[02:13:09]  They kept asking for the mints, kept asking for the mints.
[02:13:11]  I was like no.
[02:13:11]  And then I finally went to the guy, said hey um, just give me something filling for these kids and some bottle of water.
[02:13:17]  They take the water and they look at me like I have a coke and i'm like, are you kidding me?
[02:13:21]  And I imagine if I did that every day, eventually i'd be like yo go fuck these kids, all fuck all these kids, them kids.
[02:13:27]  That's a small level.
[02:13:28]  But also just like if you see it enough.
[02:13:30]  You're like, what are you gonna do?
[02:13:32]  Why do you think they were felt entitled to.
[02:13:33]  That or I don't know, blows my mind.
[02:13:36]  I mean, I think it has a lot to do with how we're raised too.
[02:13:38]  I mean, like you're raised in this country, I think they might also think sorry, they might have thought he's an American.
[02:13:43]  I can get him.
[02:13:44]  That too.
[02:13:46]  You gotta think about, like how we look at poor people, especially in America.
[02:13:48]  Like when we see poor people, we don't necessarily see them on the street.
[02:13:51]  We see them with, like fucking Susan Sarandon singing in the background and talking about like whatever.
[02:13:56]  The same way ladies, and like you just have like Sarah Mclaughlin's a dog actually I think it's some other girl, whatever.
[02:14:05]  The poor kids are very like from here.
[02:14:10]  Wow, that was actually kind of.
[02:14:12]  I was on those Alex, Oh, you lost it as soon as you got complimented.
[02:14:17]  I can't go high, dude.
[02:14:19]  I got to start lower.
[02:14:20]  You would be a good baritone.
[02:14:22]  I'm a baritone.
[02:14:23]  Yeah, I'd be a good baritone in this single.
[02:14:28]  That's too much.
[02:14:31]  Okay.
[02:14:32]  Sorry.
[02:14:32]  Anyway.
[02:14:33]  In other languages, I can sing higher.
[02:14:36]  Sing in French.
[02:14:38]  Spanish?
[02:14:39]  Yeah.
[02:14:40]  That's easy.
[02:14:41]  Okay.
[02:14:44]  More.
[02:14:47]  Okay.
[02:14:48]  No.
[02:14:48]  Ready?
[02:14:49]  Go for it.
[02:14:51]  No squidmos en la squina de la parquín a logaro.
[02:14:55]  No.
[02:15:00]  I caught my bomb today.
[02:15:03]  I tried.
[02:15:04]  Oh, God, you're the last man standing.
[02:15:07]  No, in all seriousness.
[02:15:09]  What were you just saying?
[02:15:09]  Kaz was talking.
[02:15:10]  No, I was just talking about how, like, how that's why I interrupted.
[02:15:14]  I'm fucking shitty of that.
[02:15:17]  No, how we look at poor kids is like, you know, the way we've seen it is probably way different than what people in India see poor kids where they're just kind of like, oh, they're just whatever.
[02:15:26]  It's right.
[02:15:26]  It's just there.
[02:15:27]  Everything's relative.
[02:15:28]  Dog, we saw a kid.
[02:15:30]  We thought he might be dead.
[02:15:31]  He's laying on the fucking concrete, flies all over him.
[02:15:34]  No shoes, no socks, just laid out.
[02:15:37]  Looks like he's selling some Kleenexes or something like that.
[02:15:39]  We're trying to wake him up.
[02:15:40]  He's not waking up.
[02:15:41]  Finally, we get him to wake up.
[02:15:42]  We give him some water, whatever.
[02:15:43]  But like, nobody else gave a fuck.
[02:15:46]  What is that Kleenex hustle?
[02:15:47]  Dude, I don't know.
[02:15:48]  I asked them in Egypt about this.
[02:15:50]  They got the same Kleenex hustle?
[02:15:52]  Same fucking Kleenex hustle.
[02:15:53]  They must be able to buy him for cheap or something.
[02:15:56]  So, you know how, like, in Mexico, they sell chiclets, they sell gum.
[02:15:58]  Yeah.
[02:15:58]  Chiclet, chiclet, right?
[02:16:00]  In Egypt, and I guess apparently in India, the hustle is those little plastic packets of Kleenex, the tissues.
[02:16:06]  Like the dry ones or the wet ones?
[02:16:08]  Dry ones.
[02:16:08]  Dry.
[02:16:09]  Like you blow your nose.
[02:16:10]  A little personal pack.
[02:16:11]  But it's just interesting how like cultures choose a different thing to sell for being poor.
[02:16:17]  It must be dictated by price or something.
[02:16:18]  You get a lot of price.
[02:16:19]  There have to be like the government gives out something to make money.
[02:16:22]  There was something that's interesting culture-wise and the limits of culture.
[02:16:27]  One thing I didn't understand when I was in Egypt and more abundantly so in Morocco because there's these amazing, like they called souks, but these places where you can buy merchandise.
[02:16:36]  It was like you're out of fucking Aladdin, these like little crazy little streets that like bend and turn and doors open and doors close.
[02:16:43]  And like, I mean, they are impossible to navigate without like years and years of knowledge.
[02:16:49]  I mean, like out into song and dance while you ran from the arts.
[02:16:52]  No, because I didn't steal bread.
[02:16:53]  Come on.
[02:16:54]  I would have gone for it.
[02:16:55]  Like, that's one step.
[02:17:00]  Fucked up.
[02:17:01]  But point is, there's this thing where like they told us they're basically, hey, if you want to buy something in the souk, you want to buy a rug or you want to buy any of these things.
[02:17:11]  I mean, like, Moroccans are merchants.
[02:17:12]  You can buy these amazing things.
[02:17:13]  They're like, just let you know.
[02:17:17]  They'll settle around half of the price that they ask you for.
[02:17:20]  Right?
[02:17:20]  Is this an Egypt?
[02:17:21]  And it's already in Europe.
[02:17:22]  I mean, everything's negotiable.
[02:17:23]  Everything's negotiable.
[02:17:24]  But they're going to give you this price and then they'll settle about half.
[02:17:27]  And I'm like, oh, so why do they do that?
[02:17:30]  And they're like, oh, that's their culture.
[02:17:31]  That's a whole thing.
[02:17:31]  So, oh, so their culture is being a dick and like lying and trying to steal your money.
[02:17:37]  That's not an excuse for culture.
[02:17:38]  Like, how does Allah reconcile that shit?
[02:17:41]  Is what I'm trying to say.
[02:17:42]  Like, these people are all like devout Muslims, right?
[02:17:45]  Don't drink, but they're totally okay.
[02:17:48]  It's not stealing.
[02:17:49]  It's what can you lying?
[02:17:50]  They're trying to make money.
[02:17:51]  It's lying.
[02:17:52]  They lie to your faith.
[02:17:53]  They go, I can't possibly go lower.
[02:17:57]  They're lying to you.
[02:17:58]  I got this from certain places to see.
[02:18:00]  Oh, the price.
[02:18:02]  They're poor.
[02:18:02]  A la provised.
[02:18:04]  Yeah, but it's the same thing when you walk into a store and then you see the same shirt 50% off the next week.
[02:18:09]  Same shit.
[02:18:10]  It's like a cultural, it's like a cultural game that is, I want to see how low I can get this for.
[02:18:15]  This is why Indians are cheap and we love negotiating.
[02:18:17]  And they want to see how much they can get it for.
[02:18:19]  And we both understand what's happening.
[02:18:21]  So anything, anything words you say, we're just like, okay, cool.
[02:18:24]  I'm going to say words too.
[02:18:26]  And then the buyer will be like, I've seen 10 of these on the way here.
[02:18:29]  You ain't seen none.
[02:18:30]  Bro.
[02:18:31]  I come from the first world.
[02:18:34]  I flew here.
[02:18:35]  Right.
[02:18:36]  Business.
[02:18:36]  Yeah.
[02:18:38]  You're going to make me haggle over what ends up being five American dollars.
[02:18:43]  That's why they're like, what do you need?
[02:18:45]  Five American dollars?
[02:18:46]  Yeah, I'm about to say I'm not going to be able to do it.
[02:18:48]  I just give it.
[02:18:49]  I think it's.
[02:18:50]  So there's two ways to look at it.
[02:18:52]  I think the culture, I think that part of the culture sucks.
[02:18:54]  I just don't think it's like a cool thing.
[02:18:57]  Like there's amazing parts of these cultures that we are there.
[02:18:59]  We got to experience.
[02:19:00]  I just think it's like, it's just gross to like mislead and shit.
[02:19:02]  And we talk it up to culture.
[02:19:04]  We're like, oh, it's just part of this thing.
[02:19:05]  It's like, it doesn't have to be that thing.
[02:19:06]  Like, we could just give an honest, fair price for shit.
[02:19:09]  You know what I mean?
[02:19:09]  That's fine.
[02:19:10]  It's fun.
[02:19:10]  It's like a game.
[02:19:11]  That's short.
[02:19:12]  That's short.
[02:19:12]  It's a game.
[02:19:13]  But I can't, knowing where coming from and where we're coming from, I can't haggle with someone who is like selling shit on the fucking street.
[02:19:23]  I can't do that.
[02:19:24]  In my heart, it doesn't allow me to do that.
[02:19:26]  I tried once when I bought this rug and I fake walked out.
[02:19:29]  And then the guy goes, oh, okay, come back.
[02:19:30]  We can do something.
[02:19:31]  I'm like, what do we do?
[02:19:32]  For $3?
[02:19:34]  I saved $3?
[02:19:36]  It's just fucked up.
[02:19:38]  That's a big $3 to them, though, man.
[02:19:40]  But I would rather...
[02:19:42]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:19:43]  What I'm saying is like...
[02:19:44]  He's saying he'll just pay the high price.
[02:19:46]  But what I'm saying is, I would rather you give me an American price, but don't lie to me.
[02:19:51]  Oh, I can't possibly do it.
[02:19:53]  If you just said, hey, man, listen, you're from America.
[02:19:55]  Shit is cheaper out here.
[02:19:56]  You want to just, I'd gladly, I'll buy two.
[02:19:58]  Whatever you want.
[02:19:59]  I bought these glasses and shit.
[02:20:00]  Yeah, but you can't assume that works for everybody because other people will be like, no, fuck you.
[02:20:03]  But I'm American.
[02:20:04]  I got to pay for it.
[02:20:04]  Those first world people are dicks.
[02:20:06]  It's like you're going there to get shit for cheap.
[02:20:08]  You're already taking advantage of the fact that their life is way worse than yours so you can have a nice fucking grandiose vacation.
[02:20:13]  They don't know who's going to be the dicks and who's going to be the nice people.
[02:20:15]  Yeah, I guess you're right.
[02:20:16]  It just, I would go into these things and they'd start it and I'd literally be like, all right, do we have to do this whole rigmarole?
[02:20:20]  Like I would say that out loud.
[02:20:21]  I was like, come on, just, what is the price that's fair?
[02:20:24]  We had different reactions to it because I will, if I feel like you're hustling me because you think I'm American, I get like, fuck you.
[02:20:30]  You don't think I can, let's go.
[02:20:32]  Let's play this little game.
[02:20:34]  And you're just like, yo, don't pay you.
[02:20:36]  I don't, don't, I don't need to do, I hate this.
[02:20:38]  Don't lie to me.
[02:20:39]  I just pay you.
[02:20:40]  Grateful to be in your country and enjoying this authentic experience.
[02:20:44]  I will overpay for your fucking glasses and whatever that is because of this experience that I've been provided with.
[02:20:51]  I gladly overpay.
[02:20:53]  I don't know if I told you about this.
[02:20:54]  You just don't like the, you just don't like the lie.
[02:20:57]  It's like that's a very different reaction than most people have to the hustle.
[02:21:01]  That's fair, but it's the same.
[02:21:03]  I have the same issue with woke people.
[02:21:05]  Don't lie.
[02:21:06]  So you're lying.
[02:21:08]  When I went to Cuba, Cuba has two forms of currency.
[02:21:10]  Love that.
[02:21:11]  And so they're basically like a currency for tourists and a currency that they use.
[02:21:16]  And so you can, depending on the restaurant you go to, you can either spend $100 on a meal or you can literally spend like five bucks on a meal, depending on which restaurant you go to, because the locals all eat at a certain place.
[02:21:28]  And then all the tourists go to the places where you can get it.
[02:21:30]  But I want to do stuff like that.
[02:21:32]  So it's like, that's how they do it.
[02:21:33]  They just have different currencies that you operate.
[02:21:35]  Because here's the thing.
[02:21:36]  We're still going to get a lower price anyway.
[02:21:38]  Even the American price, it's going to probably be lower for what you're getting.
[02:21:40]  Yeah.
[02:21:41]  Maybe it's relatively similar.
[02:21:42]  And on top of that, American tourism is still kind of very new for Cuba.
[02:21:45]  So they're probably just trying to get as much.
[02:21:47]  It's a tourist price regardless.
[02:21:48]  But here's the thing that I'd rather.
[02:21:50]  It's like, you know, when you go to some of these countries, you have to buy a visa.
[02:21:52]  Like, oftentimes you buy it at the airport.
[02:21:54]  Yeah.
[02:21:54]  Right.
[02:21:55]  And all that is is like a tax to enter the country.
[02:21:57]  That goes to the government.
[02:21:58]  Maybe some of that trickles down to the poor people.
[02:22:00]  I don't think it does.
[02:22:01]  Yeah.
[02:22:01]  Right?
[02:22:02]  I'd rather pay that tax to them.
[02:22:04]  Yeah.
[02:22:05]  Don't I'd rather I'd rather not pay a single tax at the airport, but you give me an American price at the fucking everything's more American.
[02:22:13]  I mean, I feel the same about charity, happy where it's like I don't like donating to the Salvation Army or the Red Cross and that shit.
[02:22:19]  Like, I'd rather just get some money, give it to the game, find a guy, find a guy who's like out there on the ground, like doing shit like here.
[02:22:27]  I see what you're doing here.
[02:22:28]  Take this, yeah, and do what you do with it.
[02:22:29]  Yeah, a lot of that shit, like you said, like you don't, you never know where that trickles down to, and you don't want to feel like you're being fucking disrespected.
[02:22:35]  Like, that's the worst way.
[02:22:36]  You feel like you're giving money to something that's a good cause.
[02:22:39]  That's how rich people feel about the government.
[02:22:41]  Really?
[02:22:41]  They're like, I don't want to pay high taxes.
[02:22:42]  You don't know what to do with money.
[02:22:44]  That's 100%.
[02:22:45]  What took me over from being much more left to being much more like center, I guess.
[02:22:51]  And we used to talk about this all the time.
[02:22:52]  When I lived in Texas, taxes were low.
[02:22:54]  Things seemed good.
[02:22:55]  I go to California, taxes are much higher.
[02:22:57]  The roads suck.
[02:22:58]  The schools suck.
[02:22:59]  I was like, what do you all this other infrastructure?
[02:23:00]  Like, what are you doing with this fucking money?
[02:23:02]  It's you're always broke.

=== Saints Territory Issues (09:56) ===

[02:23:03]  How are you broke?
[02:23:04]  You're taxing me so much.
[02:23:05]  Oh, maybe you don't know what to do with my money.
[02:23:08]  Maybe I could just donate it and then that'd be better.
[02:23:10]  Yeah.
[02:23:11]  Now, you know, some people might be listening there, might be going, well, California doesn't have the natural gas resources.
[02:23:17]  Yeah, and that's nuanced.
[02:23:19]  Absolutely.
[02:23:20]  But you know what?
[02:23:21]  They might develop some if they weren't just being funneled money by the people.
[02:23:25]  Yeah, also, it's just, I don't think it's any mystery that New York, California, these blue states, they're not great with money.
[02:23:31]  Government's not great with money.
[02:23:32]  It's too bureaucratic.
[02:23:33]  MTA.
[02:23:34]  How is it broke?
[02:23:35]  Perfect example.
[02:23:36]  It's always full.
[02:23:37]  How is it broke?
[02:23:39]  How is it broke?
[02:23:41]  Hiking up prices.
[02:23:41]  I had to pay more for toll today than I did on Saturday because they hiked up the bridge toll.
[02:23:45]  To what now?
[02:23:46]  How much did it cost?
[02:23:47]  $16 to cross from GWB to New York City.
[02:23:51]  I always broke.
[02:23:52]  How you always broke?
[02:23:53]  I remember when that shit was $5.
[02:23:54]  And if you take Midtown Town, that's another.
[02:23:56]  Yeah.
[02:23:56]  Oh, no, no, no.
[02:23:57]  I'll just go through that.
[02:23:58]  And what's crazy is that they fired so many people because now they don't even have toll workers anymore.
[02:24:03]  It's all Easy Pass.
[02:24:05]  Yeah, people fired mad people.
[02:24:08]  I remember fucking, what you call it?
[02:24:12]  They were policing motherfuckers hopping a turnstile.
[02:24:15]  Like you spending more money on sending police officers to arrest motherfuckers trying to hop the toll that they can't afford because you hike the prices up.
[02:24:21]  Right.
[02:24:22]  Like, makes no fucking sense.
[02:24:23]  MTA is a joke.
[02:24:24]  Nah, they're hopping that shit in Jordan's.
[02:24:25]  They could afford it.
[02:24:28]  I've never seen a homeless person get arrested for hopping.
[02:24:30]  I've been arrested.
[02:24:31]  I got arrested.
[02:24:32]  I should have.
[02:24:33]  I got a ticket once.
[02:24:33]  I got a ticket.
[02:24:34]  I got a ticket.
[02:24:35]  I should have.
[02:24:35]  I could afford it.
[02:24:36]  It was fun.
[02:24:37]  No, I've never done that.
[02:24:40]  Where are we at?
[02:24:41]  Sign-wise.
[02:24:42]  220.
[02:24:43]  Oh, wow.
[02:24:43]  We hard.
[02:24:44]  Okay.
[02:24:45]  Guys, we haven't spoken about sports.
[02:24:47]  Oh, wow.
[02:24:47]  We hard.
[02:24:50]  You want to do a quick one?
[02:24:52]  Yeah.
[02:24:52]  I mean, playoffs.
[02:24:54]  Playoffs.
[02:24:55]  Okay, real quick playoffs because we still got to do something.
[02:24:58]  Real quick playoffs.
[02:24:58]  Go.
[02:24:59]  You guys.
[02:25:00]  I watched the games on Saturday.
[02:25:02]  I watched the first half of the Bills game.
[02:25:04]  Okay.
[02:25:04]  And then the first drive of the second half.
[02:25:06]  And this is when I realized the Bills are going to lose.
[02:25:08]  First of all, they're the sixth seed.
[02:25:10]  They're the lowest seed in the playoffs on the AFC side.
[02:25:13]  So they're underdogs.
[02:25:14]  They're playing Houston, who's a pretty good team.
[02:25:17]  They're up 13 to nothing.
[02:25:18]  And they have the ball at the end of the half and they're driving.
[02:25:21]  So you score here.
[02:25:23]  That's great.
[02:25:23]  You put more distance between yourself and the other team.
[02:25:25]  The way they manage the clock, it became abundantly clear to me.
[02:25:28]  They're not trying to score a touchdown and go up 20 to nothing.
[02:25:31]  They are very happy just kicking a field goal and going up 16-0 or whatever the scores are.
[02:25:35]  And right there, I was like, oh, I don't think you're going to win.
[02:25:38]  And then sure enough, at the beginning of the second half, they're driving again.
[02:25:42]  16-0.
[02:25:43]  Fourth and five.
[02:25:44]  They have the ball on the Houston 45.
[02:25:47]  You could go for it.
[02:25:48]  And even if you don't get it, Houston gets the ball on what?
[02:25:50]  They're 42?
[02:25:51]  That's not that bad.
[02:25:51]  Nothing on the board.
[02:25:52]  And if you get it, now you can put more points on the board.
[02:25:55]  Fourth and five is still long, but go on.
[02:25:57]  Still long, but they punt it.
[02:25:58]  I think five and lower, and you're in the other team's fucking Territory.
[02:26:06]  Fourth and two, go for it.
[02:26:06]  You go for it.
[02:26:07]  Fourth and five.
[02:26:08]  I think if you are playing to win.
[02:26:10]  Also, Josh Allen.
[02:26:11]  What's it?
[02:26:11]  Josh Allen.
[02:26:12]  Josh Allen.
[02:26:12]  He can run.
[02:26:13]  I mean, you have options.
[02:26:14]  Their running back was playing well the whole game.
[02:26:16]  Forget his name.
[02:26:17]  But they punt, and I'm pretty sure it's a touchback.
[02:26:20]  So you went from having the ball on their 45 to giving them the ball on their 20.
[02:26:24]  You just gave up the ball for 25 extra yards of field position.
[02:26:27]  You lost a chance to score.
[02:26:28]  And I had to leave to go to do some stuff with my girl's family, but I was like, I don't need to watch.
[02:26:32]  They lost.
[02:26:34]  I know right now you lost.
[02:26:35]  If you play a better team and you play it safe like that, you will lose.
[02:26:40]  And I don't know what the life lesson is in there, but there's one in there, which is if you are the fucking underdog, you go for the win.
[02:26:45]  You take your shots.
[02:26:46]  You go be great.
[02:26:47]  Well, the Texans, they made Josh Allen fell apart.
[02:26:49]  Josh Allen fell apart.
[02:26:50]  They was doing some watching plays.
[02:26:53]  Deshaun Watson's.
[02:26:54]  I saw his highlight.
[02:26:55]  That was fucking up.
[02:26:56]  But Josh Allen, there was one time.
[02:26:58]  He lost like 25 yards on a fucking play or something.
[02:27:00]  They lost 17 yards on a play.
[02:27:02]  He basically got sacked and then put themselves out of field goal range that would have won the game.
[02:27:09]  That was JJ.
[02:27:11]  JJ Watts sacked him on third down.
[02:27:14]  He lost 17 yards or some shit like that.
[02:27:17]  And that was literally the game.
[02:27:19]  Comes back.
[02:27:19]  I think he made a couple big plays.
[02:27:21]  Made some plays.
[02:27:21]  You know, he was making a run and he tried to do a fucking lateral.
[02:27:26]  Fucking lateral.
[02:27:27]  Oh, yeah.
[02:27:28]  I don't know what the fuck you.
[02:27:29]  I don't know what he was thinking.
[02:27:30]  Yeah, he tried to do a lateral to one of his teammates, obviously.
[02:27:34]  Yeah.
[02:27:34]  It lateraled over the guy's head and the guy batted out of bounds.
[02:27:37]  And then they got a five-yard penalty for intentional.
[02:27:42]  So yeah, you can't knock it out.
[02:27:43]  You can't knock a fumble out of bounds on purpose on offense.
[02:27:45]  But they kept the ball, which is, I guess, the right play to do if your quarterback's a fucking idiot.
[02:27:49]  It's going to flip the ball.
[02:27:50]  But he fell apart.
[02:27:51]  Yeah.
[02:27:52]  What about that?
[02:27:53]  Does anybody know about the Saints game?
[02:27:54]  Something.
[02:27:55]  What happened?
[02:27:56]  It wasn't that crazy.
[02:27:57]  Exactly.
[02:27:57]  I think I ripped off again.
[02:27:58]  Yeah, it was just, you know what it was.
[02:28:00]  You could have not called it, but typically what I understand, whenever they would throw a flag for offensive pass.
[02:28:06]  So the Saints played like shit all game.
[02:28:08]  They're down 20 to 10 in the fourth quarter.
[02:28:10]  They come back.
[02:28:11]  They tie it up.
[02:28:12]  They go to overtime.
[02:28:13]  They also, I thought, fucked up the clock at the end of the fourth quarter.
[02:28:15]  But in overtime, Minnesota gets down to like the two-yard line of New Orleans on a great pass by Kirk Cousins finally.
[02:28:23]  They first down to Rudolph.
[02:28:25]  Yeah.
[02:28:25]  Amazing.
[02:28:26]  No, no, no.
[02:28:26]  To Adam Thielen.
[02:28:27]  It was Thielen for the long ball.
[02:28:29]  He was a touchdown.
[02:28:30]  He was caught the 45-yarder to get them on the ball.
[02:28:32]  To the two-yard line.
[02:28:33]  That was Adam Thielen, long bomb.
[02:28:34]  Are you sure that wasn't all?
[02:28:35]  100%.
[02:28:36]  Rudolph.
[02:28:37]  The game winner.
[02:28:38]  So first and goal on the two, they get stuffed.
[02:28:41]  Second goal on the three or whatever.
[02:28:42]  They lose two yards.
[02:28:43]  So it's third and goal on the five.
[02:28:45]  If Minnesota scores a touchdown, the game is over.
[02:28:47]  If they kick a field goal, New Orleans gets the ball back and they can match or win.
[02:28:51]  So this is the game.
[02:28:53]  And Kyle Rudolph catches a touchdown pass, but he does shove off.
[02:28:56]  Now, what I've seen, whenever they call a flag for offensive pass interference, every commentator says, anytime a receiver's arm is extended, they're going to call that.
[02:29:05]  Now, it's the end of the game.
[02:29:06]  You could quite possibly just let them play, but nobody reviewed anything.
[02:29:11]  Nobody said, oh, we have defensive pass interference review, offensive pass interference.
[02:29:15]  Let's review this.
[02:29:15]  Yeah, that's why they got pissed because literally the rule was you review every scoring play to see any of that.
[02:29:22]  And that's because of what happened last year with the Saints shit.
[02:29:25]  You review scoring plays regardless.
[02:29:26]  Right.
[02:29:27]  But then you also can challenge pass interference.
[02:29:30]  Yeah.
[02:29:30]  No, I mean, like, you couldn't challenge pass interference last year.
[02:29:32]  It had to be something that the ref would call or whatever.
[02:29:34]  So rule of thumb with referees, they'll usually just let plays play out so they have the opportunity to go back and look it over.
[02:29:42]  You can't really do that if it's a level player you call it in the middle of the game.
[02:29:46]  So it could have been called could not be called.
[02:29:48]  It wasn't that if you suck up in New Orleans.
[02:29:50]  If you remove the New Orleans history of bad calls, then it's like an iffy call.
[02:29:55]  Okay.
[02:29:55]  Within New Orleans history, it's like, god damn, y'all cannot catch a break.
[02:29:58]  And on top of that, Drew Brees didn't play that well.
[02:30:00]  I think it's time for him to.
[02:30:02]  So this is the interesting thing.
[02:30:03]  I think it's a good thing.
[02:30:03]  Brady and Brees, what happens?
[02:30:05]  Breeze comes back another year for Sherwood New Orleans.
[02:30:07]  They're going to give it one last shot.
[02:30:09]  They were 13-3.
[02:30:10]  If Russell Wilson can get into the end zone against Seattle, they're not even playing this week.
[02:30:15]  I mean, in San Francisco, they're not even playing this week.
[02:30:17]  They got a bye.
[02:30:18]  So I think they're going to run it back.
[02:30:20]  I don't think Brady's coming back to New England.
[02:30:22]  Taysom Hill, bro.
[02:30:23]  Like, they really like that motherfucker.
[02:30:24]  Bridgewater played really well when Breeze wasn't playing.
[02:30:28]  And, I mean, if you're Sean Payne.
[02:30:29]  Oh, wait, we're talking about Brady.
[02:30:31]  Brady Ambrose.
[02:30:32]  Yeah, I know, but Brady, you don't think is coming back.
[02:30:34]  I don't think Brady's coming back to New England.
[02:30:36]  I think Brady's gone.
[02:30:37]  I think they should move on from Breeze.
[02:30:39]  I don't think they will, but I think Brady's gone.
[02:30:41]  I think he's.
[02:30:42]  Where do you think Brady's gone?
[02:30:45]  Chicago, maybe.
[02:30:47]  I don't think Chicago does it.
[02:30:48]  I think the Chargers, maybe.
[02:30:51]  I think they kind of don't feel Rivers.
[02:30:52]  Yeah, but you're just getting an old guy for an old guy.
[02:30:55]  Who are the Patriots can have a farm good?
[02:30:58]  They'll find somebody.
[02:30:59]  It's time to develop a quarterback.
[02:31:00]  Draft one, whatever.
[02:31:01]  So then have him develop one year under Brady.
[02:31:04]  Brady's a free agent.
[02:31:05]  Is Brady going to be down for a one-year deal?
[02:31:08]  He might be.
[02:31:09]  He might be.
[02:31:09]  I don't know.
[02:31:10]  How many years of a deal is he going to get anywhere else?
[02:31:12]  Nobody else is going to give him a bunch of money.
[02:31:13]  People will give him money because it's like, why not?
[02:31:15]  If you're the Bears, you have a good defense pretty much every year.
[02:31:19]  You haven't had a good quarterback pretty much.
[02:31:20]  You had a good quarterback for one year and you won the Super Bowl.
[02:31:23]  That's the Bears' history, as far as I know.
[02:31:25]  Interesting.
[02:31:26]  You got a great defense.
[02:31:27]  You always got great special teams.
[02:31:28]  Why didn't I get Tom Brady?
[02:31:29]  If I'm the Bears, you know what I would do if he fell to me?
[02:31:32]  I would sign Tom Brady.
[02:31:34]  I would draft Tua.
[02:31:35]  And I would say, listen, Tua sits all year.
[02:31:38]  Maybe two.
[02:31:39]  This is your team right now.
[02:31:40]  Whoa.
[02:31:41]  This is your understudy.
[02:31:42]  You know what this is.
[02:31:43]  You know you're 45.
[02:31:44]  Teach this kid.
[02:31:46]  Make us great this year.
[02:31:48]  Maybe even next year.
[02:31:48]  We'll sit him a year, maybe two, and let's go.
[02:31:51]  Did Tua come back?
[02:31:53]  Tua declared for the draft today.
[02:31:54]  No, I saw that.
[02:31:56]  He didn't have crutches today, so that was a good sign.
[02:31:58]  But from that injury, it's tricky.
[02:32:00]  I've heard because I heard someone say he had the same injury.
[02:32:04]  Our boy Demaris had the same injury and had to get surgery down the road, and he's never been the same.
[02:32:09]  But he had a very similar injury, if not the exact same.
[02:32:11]  And on top of that, he's had other little injuries throughout the season.
[02:32:14]  He had like two ankle surgeries.
[02:32:15]  Yeah, he's been beaten.
[02:32:16]  He's been fucking beat up a little bit.
[02:32:19]  I mean, Kuiper was talking about today, like, it was kind of the same thing with Drew Breeze.
[02:32:23]  Like, that's kind of why he fell.
[02:32:24]  Right.
[02:32:24]  Like, he was injured a lot.
[02:32:26]  And, you know, he had injury history and he got hurt one time in Los Angeles or San Diego when they were there.
[02:32:31]  And they were like, fuck, we're going to get Phil Rivers and ship them out.
[02:32:33]  And then he hasn't really been hurt that bad since until really this year.
[02:32:36]  It's a different injury.
[02:32:38]  He's had a shoulder that was apparently fucked.
[02:32:40]  But this is a hip thing.
[02:32:41]  It's kind of like what took Bo Jackson out.
[02:32:43]  That's what I was wondering.
[02:32:45]  So it's tricky.
[02:32:46]  It's not so straightforward, but I still think you pick him.
[02:32:48]  Because if he's right, he's a fucking, he's a guy.
[02:32:51]  Him and Joe Burrow are guys.
[02:32:53]  He doesn't need to be as mobile as Bo did.
[02:32:55]  No.
[02:32:56]  Right?
[02:32:56]  Bo's whole career is over with that hip injury.
[02:32:58]  Yeah.
[02:32:58]  I mean, Tua's still got a fucking arm on him.

=== Tua Injury History (01:48) ===

[02:33:00]  Yeah.
[02:33:01]  Makes all the throws, accurate.
[02:33:03]  Everybody loves him.
[02:33:04]  He's rambling a little bit.
[02:33:05]  He's fine.
[02:33:05]  He's mobile.
[02:33:06]  He's not like a runner, but he's mobile.
[02:33:07]  Tough kid.
[02:33:08]  And you got to be mobile now.
[02:33:10]  You look at every team that won this past weekend.
[02:33:12]  Mobile.
[02:33:13]  You have to be mobile.
[02:33:14]  Like the days of the Brady's and the Breeze and even the Mannings, they're like fucking dinosaurs at this point.
[02:33:20]  You don't want to fucking go in there when you got to play fucking Lamar Jackson and Russell Wilson and Sean Watson and Josh Allen even.
[02:33:26]  Like all these guys that can fucking get it and go and get it and throw.
[02:33:30]  So, you know, you got to get those guys.
[02:33:32]  And the reason why I think Tua came out this year is because next year's quarterback class is loaded.
[02:33:38]  Also, get your money.
[02:33:39]  Like you'll still go.
[02:33:40]  People will always draft QBs.
[02:33:42]  Why get paid to rehab?
[02:33:44]  Don't go back to the program that got you hurt in the first place.
[02:33:46]  Yes.
[02:33:47]  Yeah, absolutely.
[02:33:48]  To maybe make more money.
[02:33:49]  Probably not.
[02:33:50]  Yeah.
[02:33:51]  Well, look, look, guys, we've been going for a long time.
[02:33:53]  I'm happy that we're in this new space.
[02:33:56]  I'm happy you guys can actually hear us clearly.
[02:33:59]  Thank you to everybody who made that happen.
[02:34:01]  I'm excited.
[02:34:02]  I want to start out the year with a banger of an episode.
[02:34:06]  I think we fucking hit that.
[02:34:07]  I might be out of the wedding again, so I might have some work to do.
[02:34:11]  But I love you.
[02:34:12]  Do they know your girl's name?
[02:34:14]  Yeah, you can shout out.
[02:34:15]  Okay.
[02:34:15]  I love you, Justlene.
[02:34:17]  Just want to let y'all know.
[02:34:18]  We all love you, Justene.
[02:34:19]  Jazz, you know, I love you.
[02:34:20]  You too, Jazz.
[02:34:21]  Jazz, you know, I love you.
[02:34:22]  You know what I mean?
[02:34:22]  Yeah.
[02:34:22]  I'm not telling you, motherfuckers, my girls.
[02:34:24]  I'm just saying.
[02:34:27]  Anyway, but for real.
[02:34:28]  It's all love.
[02:34:29]  It's all love.
[02:34:30]  You know it's all love.
[02:34:31]  It's what we do over here.
[02:34:32]  But at Flagrant 2, man, thank y'all so much for supporting us.
[02:34:35]  And I'm excited for 2020.
[02:34:37]  We had a big 2019, so I'm excited for what we're going to cook up in this new space.
[02:34:41]  Very, very excited, man.
[02:34:43]  And so thank you, man.
[02:34:45]  As always, we love y'all.
[02:34:47]  Keep it tight.
[02:34:48]  Peace.