Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - NBA Cares...?
Aired: 2019-10-11
Duration: 10:45


=== Fighting To Agree (02:06) ===

[00:00:04]  Have y'all had a big argument yet?
[00:00:05]  Yeah, but like she'll be fighting to agree.
[00:00:07]  Like she'll be like, I don't know what she's saying.
[00:00:10]  I've never had like the fundamentally different opinion argument where you're like, no matter what you say, I'm not going to agree with you.
[00:00:16]  No matter what she says, you're not going to agree with her.
[00:00:20]  Not had that.
[00:00:20]  That don't exist to this guy.
[00:00:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:00:23]  Wait, why does that?
[00:00:24]  Nah, because you'll find a way to get her to agree.
[00:00:29]  Look, you can't have it.
[00:00:30]  He's convincing.
[00:00:32]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:00:33]  I'm locked Obama, bro.
[00:00:34]  That's not good.
[00:00:35]  You got to give her some, bro.
[00:00:36]  No, no, no.
[00:00:38]  You got to take a few walks.
[00:00:39]  I know.
[00:00:40]  She can't strike that.
[00:00:40]  Sometimes you're going to go on base.
[00:00:42]  Don't fucking.
[00:00:44]  I'm telling you, bro.
[00:00:45]  Because you know what's going to happen.
[00:00:46]  You know what's going to happen?
[00:00:47]  I know.
[00:00:48]  Yeah, but if they're not good at argument, they leave a loophole.
[00:00:54]  Nah.
[00:00:54]  Because here's my thing.
[00:00:55]  When you have their own preppy.
[00:00:57]  When you're right, I don't fight.
[00:00:58]  Like, when I fucked up or I'm wrong, I don't fight.
[00:01:01]  I go, you're right.
[00:01:02]  I fucked up.
[00:01:02]  I'm sorry.
[00:01:03]  You're going to know immediately I don't hold on to it.
[00:01:06]  But when I'm right, the ship going down.
[00:01:10]  But here's the thing.
[00:01:11]  All the time.
[00:01:12]  You know what your problem is?
[00:01:13]  You know, at UFC, when they stop the fight.
[00:01:15]  And you still punch?
[00:01:16]  You still punch in.
[00:01:17]  You like, nah, fuck that.
[00:01:19]  You can't cap out.
[00:01:20]  You're like, nah.
[00:01:22]  You catch this beaten.
[00:01:24]  Yo, you're not wrong.
[00:01:25]  I don't like using the metaphors.
[00:01:26]  They're beating women.
[00:01:27]  But in general, with arguments, like, yeah, submission is important.
[00:01:32]  But I know.
[00:01:35]  It can't be like agree to disagree.
[00:01:37]  I don't know how to do that.
[00:01:38]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:01:39]  But again, when she's right, she's right.
[00:01:43]  Like, when she's right, she's right.
[00:01:45]  I don't mind, like, you could bring him a point or, like, I, you know, wasted your time or something like that when I should have not wasted your time.
[00:01:51]  Like, I was late.
[00:01:52]  Yeah, you're right.
[00:01:52]  I fucked up.
[00:01:53]  My bad.
[00:01:53]  I'm sorry.
[00:01:54]  But once I fucked up and you say I fucked up, how many times do we need to say I fucked up?
[00:01:59]  About four or five, probably.
[00:02:01]  See, that's too many times.
[00:02:02]  But I feel like you would make them say it four or five times if they fucked up.
[00:02:05]  Depends how convincing they are the first time.
[00:02:07]  I think it's time for me to do that.
[00:02:08]  I know he's never dated a black woman.

=== Admitting The Mistake (07:11) ===

[00:02:10]  I think it's time for homie court because I might have to get Andrew to stand.
[00:02:22]  Our exchange area.
[00:02:25]  All right, go ahead.
[00:02:26]  Go ahead.
[00:02:26]  Homie court.
[00:02:27]  So he says that when he's wrong, he just admits he's wrong and moves off.
[00:02:31]  So Andrew was supposed to pack the equipment up last time.
[00:02:34]  Can you put this on the screen?
[00:02:35]  And I gave him the screen available.
[00:02:38]  I'll just read it out.
[00:02:39]  I'll just go.
[00:02:40]  So I gave him the list of the stuff he needed to pack.
[00:02:43]  So he needed the cams, tripod, and the recorder.
[00:02:47]  So I get to brilliant idiots today.
[00:02:49]  I get the brilliant idiots today.
[00:02:51]  And I'm like, everything's there but the recorder.
[00:02:54]  I'm like, yo, where's the recorder?
[00:02:56]  He's like, at the studio.
[00:02:58]  I'm like, come on.
[00:02:58]  I listed that in the things to pack.
[00:03:01]  You said you don't take the switcher, so we kept it there with the switcher.
[00:03:06]  I said, the recorder.
[00:03:07]  He says, stop crying.
[00:03:13]  Because the way I was reading it was different.
[00:03:15]  It was like.
[00:03:19]  I said, the recorder has nothing to do with the switcher.
[00:03:22]  He's like, I'll go get it.
[00:03:24]  You're wasting my time crying.
[00:03:31]  And then I reply, but when I fuck up, you cry about it for days.
[00:03:37]  You got it.
[00:03:38]  And then he's right one-word messages, solutions, period.
[00:03:44]  Never cry, period.
[00:03:46]  Solutions, period.
[00:03:49]  And I say, hmm, whatever you say.
[00:03:53]  Like right now, period.
[00:03:55]  Problem solved.
[00:03:56]  Period.
[00:03:58]  Wait, is he writing period or he's putting the period?
[00:04:00]  He's just putting the period.
[00:04:00]  It's very passive aggressive stuff.
[00:04:01]  Yeah, it's very passive.
[00:04:03]  You're not supposed to use grammar, you know.
[00:04:08]  Text messages are very passive aggressive, bro.
[00:04:10]  That's a weird rule, man.
[00:04:11]  It is, but you know that.
[00:04:12]  I don't make the rules, bro.
[00:04:14]  Like, this is what it is.
[00:04:14]  I didn't mean it that way.
[00:04:15]  I'll be hitting periods at the end.
[00:04:16]  I didn't mean it that way.
[00:04:18]  Somebody has to be a period.
[00:04:18]  I'm not sure.
[00:04:19]  So, mind you, this is let me give you the time.
[00:04:22]  When I stopped texting, this was at 12:59 and he was still going at 106.
[00:04:32]  LOL dot dot dot, and I'm going to go.
[00:04:35]  Dot dot dot passive aggressive.
[00:04:38]  That was passive aggressive.
[00:04:39]  No, but now I'm giving him a little bit.
[00:04:40]  I've been back in.
[00:04:41]  And I said, dot dot dot LOL.
[00:04:43]  And I'm the one who's crying.
[00:04:45]  Exactly.
[00:04:48]  So now he smoothed it over.
[00:04:50]  He's like, oh, I really don't think you're crying, man.
[00:04:52]  I'm just fucking around.
[00:04:54]  I'll show you on time.
[00:04:55]  He says he's going to go get the recorder.
[00:04:56]  I just want to acknowledge that I listed the recorder as the items that needed to be brought from the studio.
[00:05:03]  Never once did he be like, oh, yeah, my bad.
[00:05:08]  It seemed like you fucked up.
[00:05:12]  The way I read it, I don't know.
[00:05:14]  No, so here's the thing.
[00:05:15]  Stop crying is so funny.
[00:05:18]  You can't say shit after stop crying without looking like you're crying.
[00:05:23]  Exactly.
[00:05:24]  I'm like, that was a good one.
[00:05:27]  So I was like, all right, you got it.
[00:05:28]  Stop crying.
[00:05:29]  So, so here's the thing.
[00:05:32]  Was I 100% wrong?
[00:05:33]  No.
[00:05:40]  I don't care for your girl.
[00:05:42]  Can I be honest?
[00:05:43]  Can I be honest?
[00:05:44]  Yeah.
[00:05:44]  All right.
[00:05:46]  This is what happened.
[00:05:49]  Let me read that.
[00:05:53]  All right.
[00:05:53]  This is how this was going on.
[00:05:59]  All right, ready?
[00:05:59]  And now the rebuttal.
[00:06:02]  All right.
[00:06:03]  1250.
[00:06:05]  Where's the recorder?
[00:06:08]  Then I go at studio.
[00:06:09]  He goes, come on.
[00:06:12]  It's own text.
[00:06:15]  Yeah, because you fucked up.
[00:06:18]  But it's not necessary.
[00:06:19]  Come on.
[00:06:20]  And then when it's own text, come on.
[00:06:23]  Like, solutions, bro.
[00:06:25]  It's solutions.
[00:06:26]  We need solutions, bro.
[00:06:30]  Let me try.
[00:06:31]  Let me try.
[00:06:35]  There's no way.
[00:06:36]  He's going to go.
[00:06:37]  He goes, come on.
[00:06:39]  Like, to me, it sounded like this.
[00:06:40]  Like, he was like, like, suck his teeth mad hard.
[00:06:44]  Like, come on.
[00:06:47]  Like that.
[00:06:47]  That's exactly how I thought.
[00:06:49]  So, and then he texts another thing.
[00:06:52]  I listed that as the things to pack.
[00:06:55]  Then I go, you said don't take the switcher.
[00:06:57]  So he kept it there with the switcher, right?
[00:06:59]  That's me not acknowledging that I fucked up.
[00:07:02]  Yes.
[00:07:03]  But trying to find an excuse why it made sense.
[00:07:06]  Okay?
[00:07:07]  That's what that is.
[00:07:08]  Now I'm happy.
[00:07:09]  You finally admit that you fucked up.
[00:07:11]  Exactly.
[00:07:12]  And then now I'm about to be right again.
[00:07:16]  You didn't see it coming, though.
[00:07:19]  You thought you were out.
[00:07:21]  Okay.
[00:07:23]  For the record, I don't think any of us thought you weren't going to come back and say, it didn't happen.
[00:07:27]  I really didn't think it was going to look like it.
[00:07:28]  No, it's not that.
[00:07:29]  That slide.
[00:07:30]  It's not the delivery.
[00:07:31]  It's just you.
[00:07:31]  You ain't going to stop it and I'm wrong.
[00:07:33]  Every time you say that about your girl, I'm like, I would love to see that.
[00:07:36]  Yo, she be getting me, bro.
[00:07:39]  She gets me, dude.
[00:07:40]  Sometimes I'm wrong.
[00:07:41]  Because I'll be wrong.
[00:07:43]  I'll be wrong.
[00:07:44]  I'll be wrong.
[00:07:45]  Like, I'll take her toothbrush.
[00:07:46]  She'd be like, did you take my toothbrush?
[00:07:47]  I'd be like, nah, I might have done that.
[00:07:50]  So, what am I supposed to say?
[00:07:51]  I didn't.
[00:07:52]  You lost your toothbrush.
[00:07:53]  I think your toothbrush went missing.
[00:07:55]  You lost something very easily.
[00:07:57]  I'd be like, yo, you fucked up somewhere.
[00:08:00]  I know, boo, yeah.
[00:08:01]  That's for what, man.
[00:08:02]  You check your purse?
[00:08:04]  Hey, babe, check your purse.
[00:08:06]  You might have put it in your purse.
[00:08:07]  You might have needed it when you were eating all the time because you be eating all the fucking time.
[00:08:12]  She's like, why?
[00:08:13]  What do you mean I'm eating all the time?
[00:08:14]  Yeah, look at you.
[00:08:17]  You know, like, goddamn time.
[00:08:18]  Let's talk about that.
[00:08:20]  Why don't we talk about that?
[00:08:23]  Why aren't we talking about why you need to brush your teeth because you got so many fucking food sucking signs on?
[00:08:29]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:30]  Okay.
[00:08:31]  So you're wasting my time.
[00:08:34]  No, no, I said this.
[00:08:36]  Stop crying.
[00:08:41]  So he goes, he said something back that I thought was pretty good.
[00:08:46]  He goes, he goes, stop.
[00:08:48]  And this was how I knew he was crying.
[00:08:49]  He goes, he goes, I go, stop crying.
[00:08:52]  He goes, has nothing to do with the switcher.
[00:08:55]  The fact that you're crying, right?
[00:09:01]  So that's when I was like, I'll go get it.
[00:09:04]  Because you admitted to me that you were crying.
[00:09:10]  However, you want to play this.
[00:09:12]  I know.
[00:09:12]  I know how it sounds.
[00:09:15]  I thought I could get out of it, but I didn't know.
[00:09:17]  I was wrong with this one, Al.
[00:09:19]  I'm sorry.
[00:09:19]  Respect, bro.
[00:09:20]  Let's love you, bro.
[00:09:21]  Once you admit it to go get it, I know.

=== Stop Crying And Fix It (01:23) ===

[00:09:22]  Oh, okay.
[00:09:23]  Because he'll never go get it.
[00:09:25]  No, you know what it was?
[00:09:26]  I was already in an Uber on the way down, and I calculated by the time you got to leave the fucking studio, go get parking.
[00:09:32]  You might not even be able to park here.
[00:09:34]  Yeah.
[00:09:34]  It'd be faster if I just stayed in the car.
[00:09:37]  Yeah.
[00:09:37]  Because I knew you did not want to go get it.
[00:09:39]  Because you knew where it was.
[00:09:40]  Yeah.
[00:09:42]  I think that's what annoyed me.
[00:09:43]  He goes, yo, where's the answer to the question?
[00:09:46]  Where's the recorder?
[00:09:46]  And I was like, you know what the fuck the recorder is.
[00:09:49]  Where else the fuck would it be?
[00:09:51]  I left in the goddamn studio with the switcher.
[00:09:53]  That's what annoying about the conversation is you basically were like, you could have texted me like, yo, son, you forgot the switcher.
[00:09:59]  You forgot the recorder.
[00:10:00]  Can you go get it?
[00:10:00]  But instead, you're kind of passive aggressive.
[00:10:03]  You the one that's passive aggressive.
[00:10:04]  You had to acknowledge that.
[00:10:08]  He had to dodge.
[00:10:10]  He had to acknowledge he fucked up.
[00:10:13]  Come on.
[00:10:13]  Stop.
[00:10:15]  Come on.
[00:10:17]  We had him.
[00:10:18]  We had him somewhere.
[00:10:19]  He was just like, oh, we're not gaping fucking all over.
[00:10:22]  I was like, bro, yo, what's up?
[00:10:32]  This is Akash.
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