Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Daniel Jones's "heel" persona, Cameron Giles's death, and Antonio Brown's firing while debating racial slurs and O.J. Simpson's enduring danger. They critique NBA player relationships, Gardner Minshew's drafting bias, and their own comedy bombing histories alongside Dave Chappelle's defiance of cancel culture. The episode concludes with Schulz promoting his financially savvy tour dates and Howard Homecoming panel, highlighting Instagram shadowbans over controversial free speech topics regarding transgender issues and sports networks. [Automatically generated summary]
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Flagrant Thoughts and Swearing00:05:52
Welcome to Flagrant 2, No Easy Buckets, Watercolor Commentary for Your Sports Needs, Analysis by Assholes.
I'm Akash Singh.
Andrew Schultz is doing major things in Australia, selling out theaters.
He took Alex with him to tape shows and fuck white women.
So koalas and shit.
Saw that picture of them together?
A koala's the white woman of the wild, I think.
Why is that?
Do they complain a lot?
I don't know.
I just don't trust them.
I think they act like they're cute and cuddly, and then deep down they're devil killers.
And that's why they're like white women.
They know exactly what the fuck to do.
You know whose voice that is, guys.
What's going on, motherfuckers?
Finally, for a full episode.
Real life Kaz Kazim Famagide.
I'm sorry.
I had to get that Puma check last week.
It was nice.
Yo, you be getting other checks on our dime.
Ain't that some shit?
First off.
What do you mean?
What you mean?
First off, I shouldn't say that.
I gave y'all a month in advance.
I'm like, yo, I got this Puma thing.
Why are you giving a month in advance?
You weren't there for three weeks for good reasons.
Don't act like you were there.
And then while you were gone, just came here to give us notice and then left.
I hit y'all in the group chat.
I'm like, yo, I got this Puma thing.
Can we move today?
It's like, no, he can't move.
It's like, all right, well, I'm going to have to leave because this is a nice check I got to get real quick.
But anyway, what's up, motherfuckers?
Yo, this is the first episode of Flagrant 2 with no white people in it.
I know Kaz is very excited about this.
This is the third time he's mentioned there's no white people.
Yes.
And I'm going to be honest, I bet there's zero difference in Kaz with white people and without white people.
Oh, you think so?
Because he already told me his flagrant thought and I don't like it.
Why not?
It's about Daniel Jones, and I don't want a sports flagrant thought from you.
But it is.
I don't have one, so I'm not really in a position to know.
I don't want, I want a fucking black ass flavor.
No white people in the room.
I have four black groupmates, so I know how y'all be talking when white people aren't around.
It's a different thing.
You be planning revolutions subtly.
That's how the Underground Railroad had a motherfucker.
Underground railroad.
White people aren't around.
It's like, shit, this is what I got to do, mother.
God damn it.
Yeah, nah, fuck it.
Flagrant thought of the week.
What was my flavor thought?
Flagrant thought of the week until Akash tried to.
Okay, just say it and then think of something bad about white people to say because Kaz, you're very excited about this.
And if you don't trash white people, you wasted an opportunity that you said was a beautiful thing.
Listen, first off, we got a good two plus hours.
I got plenty of time to make fun of white people and trash them.
So I will do plenty of that until Andrew comes back and you know, we're back to Hail Hitler.
Yeah, yeah.
We're back to Hail Cost.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah.
So yeah.
Was that my Flagrant thought?
Anyway, get it.
Get it.
Nah, my Flagrant Thought of the Week.
Shout out to Daniel Jones, New York Giants, balled out.
As you guys remember, motherfucker got booed out the fucking building when he got drafted.
Everybody said why he got picked so high and all this.
Nobody said he couldn't play.
People were just like, oh, he would have been available in the later rounds, and now everybody's sucking his dick, whatever.
This is what you got to do if you're a New York athlete.
You have to go full pro wrestler, professional heel.
Tell the New York fans to suck your dick as soon as you get drafted so you automatically get booed.
You take, you got to make sure Daniel Jones, as soon as he got drafted, everybody swore up and down this motherfucker sucked, right?
Everybody swore he sucked.
So expectations were so low for him.
If he came in and was just average, like Baker Mayfield, average, like if he was fucking just, if he was just, all right.
All right.
Motherfuckers be like, all right, we got to go for it.
But now that the expectations were so low and he clicked in preseason with second team players and didn't really get no first team reps, all this other bullshit.
He's the king of New York right now.
Everybody's on his dick.
And now, if you go in there with lowered expectations, telling people to suck your dick, get booed, initially go out there and get motherfuckers to not like you.
It's the only way I've seen it work with New York athletes.
Porzinga's getting booed.
Fucking I'm scared for RJ Barrett because we cheered the fuck out of him when he got cheered when he got traded.
Mel's had a whole ass video.
Dog.
He didn't do nothing.
That fucking.
You gotta boo.
You gotta get booed.
Maybe all Northeast Don Living Nab got booed.
Carson Woods got cheered and he ain't shit.
Carson Woods is all right for like us.
Nine games.
Yeah, he was hot.
And then he's shitty.
But nah, I mean, I fuck with that.
I mean, he took so much.
He got booed at Yankee Stadium.
He got booed throwing out the first pitch.
He got booed at the fucking wall.
Like, how he got bowed at Wall Street?
He was going to ring the fucking bell at the New York Sports Exchange.
A motherfucker's like, oh, it shouldn't be.
I'm like, are you serious?
Not only should he tell people to suck his dick before he gets drafted, he should sell people to suck his dick right fucking now.
It's like you see an athlete that got booed and then went on to be good.
Be like, don't think I forgot.
Of course.
You can't though, because then there's going to continue to boo you.
But I want a motherfucker to the Super Bowl, get on the podium with the MVP trophy, and be like, don't think I forgot who booed me.
Fuck the woman.
I didn't win this for you.
I won this for me.
I didn't wanna do it.
Don't think I forgot you booed me.
You don't deserve me.
Hell no.
I might stick around if you make me the highest paid quarterback.
You know what it is?
Like, Daniel Jones, he just looks like such a pussy in the face.
Like, he look like he has such a, he has like a doughy adult.
Do I look like a fucking gladiator?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
And on top of that, I guess because he went to Duke and shit, and nobody gives a fuck about football players from Duke.
And on top of that, you look like you're playing Eli Manning in the Eli Manning movie.
All right.
Well, listen.
Yeah, he got a little dumb.
He looks real fucking goofy.
He'll be a little OBS.
Yeah, like he doesn't, he doesn't have the suck my dick face.
Like, he doesn't look like somebody who.
He has that suck my dick face.
Look at him.
Nah, I mean, he's staring.
He just looks, he looks fucking.
Guys, can I do my flagrant thought?
Because I was one.
Because here's some, people be dying, right?
Oh, God.
All right, before, before, before we continue, before we got on.
Words That Make Me The Asshole00:12:24
Don't say who.
Just let it live.
All right.
Let it.
We're not going to say it now.
No, we're not going to say who.
Wow.
Because it's too close.
You can't go home again.
Because it's not the idea.
No, I go home.
I don't give a fuck.
Give a fuck.
Go home.
Don't give a fuck, son.
To be honest with you.
Every time, because every time somebody dies, everybody's, no matter who it is, right?
The most B-list, scrub, forgotten motherfucker.
Everybody's like, oh, remembering so-and-so who just passed.
And I want to know, before you remembered him today, when was the last time you remembered him?
You done forgot about this motherfucker.
God damn it.
What?
I'm saying.
Everybody acts like I'm an asshole, but nobody can actively.
Motherfucker just died.
He's not even in the ground yet.
That's a tragedy.
He's like, when's the last time he dropped third?
That's what you said.
When was the last time you thought of it?
It's a tragedy.
That's all you gotta say.
Yo, this is tragic.
That dude died at a young age.
That's tragic.
Murdered.
But stop acting like.
It is murdered.
And motherfuckers get murdered.
Stop acting like that.
He gets shot every day, B. By the great Cameron Giles.
When it rains, N-words get wet.
DMX.
That applies somehow.
It didn't sound as hard when you said that.
Yeah, you can't do it.
There's no white people here.
You could have let it fly.
I'm going to let you go.
Why not?
Why don't you say the N-word?
I've told you on multiple occasions, like, I wouldn't get mad if you said the N-word, but if he did, I just be like, here's what I don't.
Here's what I want to make a bit about this.
I have every brown person says the N-word like the Indian brown person.
We're not hard.
We're soft people.
Yes.
Right?
Even everywhere, globally, soft people.
And they're always like, yeah, but my black friends let me say it.
And I'm like, I don't, if you really want to get away with it.
And like, to me, don't say it.
I want to hear a black stranger.
Yeah.
If you say it to black friends and it's cool, that's your friends.
Say it to a black stranger.
And if the stranger looks at you and he's like, all right, hey, man, you got that.
Here's my thing.
Here's my test.
You ain't giving me an N-word pass for especially public.
I'm going to be like, Kaz said it's okay.
You can, though.
You can.
Hell, no, you.
You know what you need?
You need like a stamp?
Like, if you have like a stamp in your ID card before the whole thing.
If you could give non-black people an N-word brand and brand them, we would sign up for this shit so fast, yo.
The line would be hotter than any Jordan release ever.
Any off-white, yo, the off-white branding.
That's almost like a Supreme Line, goddammit.
It's like, yo, the new N-words come out this week.
Make sure to get that motherfucking stamp.
Limited release, only a thousand inside.
The bread N-words.
What would the upsell be for the N-words?
Like, yo.
Son, people would pay thousands?
No question.
I want to know, respond in Kaz's Twitter and maybe mine if you feel up to it.
How much would you pay to be able to say the N-word?
See, here's the thing.
People are going to act like that.
They wouldn't pay.
You know what I mean?
If you were like, yo, give as much money as you want to, and then you could call me the N-word on Twitter.
I'm the GAZ.
You would raise $150,000 and you would have to say, I'm going to give like half the money to the NAACP.
I'm not.
But I'm not.
Sorry.
But you would have to just say that for black people.
But then you could also say, like, but white people, you get to say the full NAACP instead of just calling it the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're not supposed to say it either.
And there's a college fund with the word you can't say.
Why?
What's the word?
I'd be saying it.
What color?
Because black people get offended.
No, the college fund.
The United.
Negro?
Yeah.
You can say Negro.
It's all worth it.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm so confident about it.
I didn't think Negro was a bad word.
Negro is not a bad word.
It is, dog.
Yo, colored people, I don't even see how that's offensive.
See, saying colored people with that bad word.
That's the people's words, but it's not a good idea.
Yeah, colored people.
People take that bad.
I still don't remember why, but you take that word.
People take that word.
Light skin, he can't say it.
Heck you're white, bro.
Yeah, you can't, you know.
Heck, you look like a Jewish.
He can't say it.
It's the curl.
You look way more Jewish than Dominican people.
We replaced Alex and outsourced Alex's job to another Latino.
I appreciate that.
But Dominican this time.
He looks like Andy Ferrazi.
Verjau?
From the Caraja?
Yeah, you just look very good.
It's weird because you're light-skinned, so you're like high-class, but you're Dominican, so you're low.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's like an odd thing.
So you get to eat inside the house, but you still got a mobile lawn.
But no, Ah gosh, what happens if you say the N-word?
Like the N-word pass about like strangers, my thing is you got to, and I've said this, I've gone on occasion multiple times about speaking.
I don't speak for all black people.
I never had never will.
I just speak for Kaz.
But the odds of you getting pressed for saying that.
You're not an Indian.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
And if you think I don't speak for you, you can suck my fucking dick.
I speak for all of us.
If you disagree, you're wrong.
Well, anyway, he's lying his ass off.
Nah, here's the thing.
You wouldn't get pressed.
Like, if you said the N-word, no black person going to come to a hey man, that offended me.
Like, nah, you're just going to.
Oh, okay.
I'm just going to assume you like Trinidadian or something.
But my four best friends from college would all individually press me if I said it.
Really?
I know this professor.
Well, they know you lying a little different.
Maybe the South is a little different, but in the South, it's like a very clear, like, nah, bro.
This is ours.
You don't do that.
I guess.
But at the same time, it's like the stranger test, right?
Like, if I walk past you and you're like, what's up, my nigga?
I'm just assuming you Trinidadian or some show.
You from the islands.
Even individuals seem odd, right?
No, never.
Yo, I ended out of my rap songs.
You heard me sing Dreams and Nightmares.
Rap the fuck out of that song with no N-words.
By myself.
By myself, though.
I got to be practicing.
No ad-libs.
I'm that scared of black people that maybe want to just be at my house breaking in.
And I won't, I mean, then he'll steal more shit.
God damn.
Remember that episode you said the N-word?
Here I am, my cousin.
No, I'm saying, like, if I'm rapping to myself alone, I still won't say it.
Really?
I'm telling you, I'm that scared.
That's supposed to lean into it.
No, I'm that.
We know you do it.
Like, we know everybody does it.
I really don't.
I don't use any slurs.
I feel like I can be a little bit more.
Why would you rob yourself the joy of the N-word?
I don't use any slurs because I feel like I could be racist much more creatively.
No, yeah.
See, that's racist.
To me, that's like, when you do that, it's like such, it's like so usually not funny that it's not, it's a little racist to me because there's no creativity.
So you're priding yourself on not saying the N-word because you're so much.
You're way more creative racist.
And that's how you know.
That's how you know I'm not racist because I'm creative with it.
So I'm too smart to be racist.
Like anybody could call me a spic.
Yeah.
Or told me I eat rice and beat it.
It's the lowest hanging fruit.
Yeah, like you got to give me something hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Only creative people can call you boyo.
Yeah, see like, yeah.
Fucking favela.
Damn, you fucking pavel.
Can you give me one more poultry?
Yo, that's what works.
No, does that work?
Babo is turkey.
Was turkey.
I was calling Eden a turkey.
And boyo is chicken.
Oh, see.
I still get fucking chicken emojis.
Thanks, guys.
I appreciate it.
No doubt.
And photo edits of that shit.
You aren't there this day, Kaz.
We made fun of Eden looking like a turkey for about 40 straight minutes.
And I lay down on my back.
That's the most fun I think I've ever had in my life.
Did they shame you into the gym like they shamed me into the gym?
No.
That's what you're Charlamagne.
Oh, nah.
As soon as that episode was over, I was like, damn, I do look kind of husky.
When did y'all shame him?
Remember, oh, you weren't at that episode when we did the Brilliant Idiots.
My first episode back.
Charlemagne's first words when he saw Kaz.
After everything that happened to Kaz, what's up, Kaz?
Damn, you got thick.
Those words.
Facts.
All I did was point something out.
First of all, nobody knew we had already talked about Kaz and everything he had gone through for like 30 minutes, and then we recorded.
Like that was the part of the Patreon.
And then Charlemagne had to leave.
So we did the Brilliant Idiots mashup.
Okay.
So Kaz says the three weeks he pretended to boycott the NFL were the worst three weeks of his life.
And he had just missed three weeks of the podcast.
So I just pointed out, I think you had a worst three weeks.
And everybody acted like I was a monster.
Meanwhile, Charlemagne won't let this guy eat comfort food without teasing him to death.
Such words out of his mouth, and I'm the asshole.
I mean, to be fair, I did have like my shorts on that night.
I'd say too.
Like my shorts came up to like maybe an inch past my dick.
They were very short.
Huh?
Well, shit.
The shorts are very short that day.
I know exactly which ones I was wearing.
Yo, let me tell you something.
If that's an inch past your dick, you win every argument we are ever going to have.
You got it, bro.
You got it.
You got it, yo.
Don't even worry about it.
There's some stereotypes that are true.
Oh, speaking of pulling dicks out, Antonio Brown.
Hey, B. Goddamn.
All right, so we got to eat a little shit for this episode, right?
No, we don't.
We say it on the Patreon.
Lock it up, Kaz.
I ate the shit.
Lock it up.
I'll eat the shit.
I thought he was crazy like a fox.
I thought his whole grandmaster popped up.
I never thought that.
I said that.
This ain't crazy for real.
I thought he was crazy like a fox.
I thought this was another big fucking Patriot scheme to bolster their receiving core one more time, get Tom Brady more help, get the best wide receiver in the game for next to nothing.
And turns out, I don't know what the fuck is that.
I'm crazy.
A lot of people are like, I second that.
I think I'm going to try to break the record for N-words this episode.
That's what I'm talking about.
Utilize no white people being.
Yeah, that's what it is.
All right, yeah, bet.
Yo, so this nigga AB is crazy.
Yo.
Go ahead.
Here's what.
I second that.
I agree.
Verbatim with that sentence.
Verbatim.
Verbatim with that sentence.
That's what I missed with the first time.
Silently, verbatim.
Here's why I couldn't.
A lot of people had this dumbass conspiracy theory that this was all planned and Antonio Brown is brilliant.
And you had read his text messages to this bitch.
Yeah.
And the way he spelled and didn't understand what a period was, probably any kind of period.
He doesn't really respect those.
I was like, how could you think this guy is smart?
I know a person that doesn't, it's not indicative of your intelligence if you don't, if you're not a great speller.
I was about to say that.
So this guy spelled like a full-on Franks and Beans.
Full on.
I swear to God, I've read fourth graders with better everything than that.
You can tell he was like pacing in his room before he sent out those texts.
Like he was just like, motherfucker.
God just started going like this.
If you spell lying, lying, L I E N like a fucking tax lien.
Jesus Christ.
Bro, you're going to go broke because you don't understand finances and you dumb because you don't understand spelling.
You're not savvy enough for this.
I don't know why I thought.
He's not Floyd Mayweather.
Like Floyd got so much brain damage.
I get Floyd not.
Yeah, yeah.
AD got minimal CTE.
It shouldn't be an effect on this.
Base level CTE.
Base level CTE.
You shouldn't be that bad at spelling with a very average level of CTE.
He's got the amount of CTE that I think like 70% of the NFL got CTE.
Yeah.
Or it's just like, yeah, yeah, you get a little helmet helmet.
Tony Aingman, CTE.
Got a couple concussions, couple blackouts.
And Troy Killina, he a Fox analyst.
Tony Romo, he's got like advanced CTE.
Like that shit made him smarter.
As soon as he got into the booth, I was like, damn, this guy's actually really, he's really fucking bright.
Yeah, he always is right.
But so more shit came out about AB.
Yeah.
And I asked you to do this because I don't be giving a fuck about these stories for the most part.
Okay.
So what, so some of the accusations I've heard, we said his doctor said he farted in his face.
That's fine.
That's hilarious.
I don't mind that.
I'm sorry, Mr. Doctor.
Some chef he cooked for, I heard this story, was like, he got a history of not paying motherfuckers for anything.
Like, he had a private chef come cook for him.
And he literally, the private chef, anytime he tried to look AB in the eye to talk to him, A.B.'s like right-hand man or whatever was like, don't look AB in the eye when you talk to him.
CTE Makes Players Smarter00:15:10
Look down.
He made him.
And anytime he tried to lift his head, it would be like, look down.
And AB just was like smirking through the whole thing.
Then didn't pay the dude.
A lot of these stories.
And then there's more of the Me Too stuff.
What is those again?
Well, that's why I don't remember.
You remember the Instagram team?
I'm sure the man that's like, you told you not to look down.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Because that bothered me.
I was like, oh, I'm a man.
Let me look you in the fucking eye, bro.
I'm not.
But the Me Too stuff, I'm like, well, you know, I'm sure he would let you tap.
Hey, man, sometimes you're going to grab a tip.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, no.
No.
I like it.
Don't apologize.
Okay, so what are the accusations?
So apparently, so I think it's the same thing.
It's the artist, right?
Like he employed some artist to fucking paint something in his house.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
And I guess.
He Charlie Roseder.
Yeah, like he would walk out naked with her uncomfortable, whatever.
And then I guess he talked about it in this big sports illustrated expose that came out a few days ago.
And, you know, mind you, and of course, he's not the only one exposeing.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, I thought it was solid.
No, that was good.
I was going to get met with it.
Let me ask you a real question about this.
He had a towel covering his gen, like gosh.
You can't do that, bro.
You can't.
All right, fine.
You're too famous for that.
Like, you're getting too famous to think that's okay.
Ah, gosh.
I'm faithful to my girl because I got no confidence in my dick game.
So you don't have to worry about it or my body.
So you have to worry about either, for now.
I'm fine.
Sony, you doing tours now and shit?
You drink an emergency to fucking get ready for the ball game.
You're fucking out here again.
You touring?
Like, hey.
I love your girl.
Your girl's the shit.
She's awesome.
But listen, don't think you're not too...
You don't think you're not too serious of somebody to hit you like, yo, Akash is walking around with his dick out in this fucking backstage.
That's what I'm saying.
I got too much body shame to do such a thing.
That's what I'm saying.
But if I look like AB and I'm covering my dick, it's like, yo, what's you looked at a really good-looking guy's body?
Like, what's the problem?
You really think he's good-looking?
AB, good-looking dude.
Good ass teeth.
Good ass teeth.
He does have good teeth.
Best teeth in sports.
Good teeth.
That mustache and the hair is terrible combo.
Great peck.
But that's definitely just like it's a faux pas.
You know what I mean?
With the mustache?
No, the walking out with most of your body.
So apparently that wasn't the straw that broke the camel's back with the Patriots.
The straw that broke the camel's back was, I guess he sent out a group text to the girl.
Like after the story came, I pretty much called her a broke ass bitch.
This ain't gonna work.
Yada, yada, yada.
And he had like other people on the group text.
One was like a known steroid dealer, another drug dealer, somebody who's done time.
Like, yo, like, we're gonna get some info on this.
Oh, boom.
There we go.
Oh, hold on.
Now, this actually, you know what's crazy?
This is, somebody wrote this for him because this is worded well.
Here's from Antonio O'Brien.
Because people were watching.
It's a group text.
You can't just send, you know, when you're in a text with somebody one-on-one, you just send that shit all willy-nilly.
And it's a group text.
You want to be like, you want to be at least some sort of pain.
Okay.
Dramatic reading of Antonio Bryan text message.
Go for it.
To five people.
Text message, not iMessage.
Text message sent today, 10.47 p.m.
Really sad you would make a bullshit story to the world.
Thought you had more integrity and respect for yourself.
Must be really hard times for to make up some stuff for money.
Super sad.
This the girl who unfinished painting in my room from blank.
Super broke girl with a lot of kids.
Such a shame.
This in her in her text, Eric B, let's look up her background history, see how broke this girl is from blank.
Basically cried broke for opportunities I let paint my room.
Couldn't finish.
I flew out now to hear this so sad.
Next response, yes, sir, we will do that.
Yes, sir.
We will do that, sir.
Send me her info, bro.
Then.
This is the fucked up part.
You can't.
He's posted a picture of the girl's kids.
Yeah, those are kids.
And IG, Eric, she's awfully broke, clearly.
And I guess somebody who's not in the text says, according to the post, she was going for a Meek Mill rally.
I can reach out to his team tomorrow and see if anyone knows her.
She sounds like a celebrity groupie.
I don't think that guy's name should have been blacked out.
Yeah.
That guy, I can understand the girl, but that guy being like, hey, let's see what's up with this bitch.
Maybe we can ruin her life potentially.
His name, if you're on AB's team and you send a shit like that, your name doesn't have to be blacked out.
Am I wilding?
I mean, nah.
I mean, apparently he was like a former convict, like who did like a couple years in jail for something.
You know, so it's...
I don't think anybody locked up.
I'm just saying, I'm very, everybody knows I'm very loyal to Andrew.
If Andrew sent this kind of text to somebody and I was like, yo, let me look this bitch up.
I don't think my name needs to be blacked out.
But you're kind of riding for my boy.
Yeah, but he is an accomplished.
Yeah.
So if you got Antonio Brown, why is he the only one blacked out?
That's just a little weird to me.
It is weird.
And then there's other pictures of her that are completely blacked out.
And then I guess her at some kind of fashion show.
For her paintings.
Yeah, I think these are.
Did they block out the?
Or I guess they're unfinished.
They look unfinished.
And so who did she send this to, the girl also?
I guess the NFL reached out and she sent it to them.
Is he a fucking idiot?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's actually pretty fucking stupid.
Pretty fucking stupid.
And then this led to a fucking big-ass Twitter tirade that happened, what, Sunday morning?
Yeah.
What he was talking about.
Antonio Brown's tweets.
Yeah.
I know it's going to take you a while to Google, so just look up Antonio Brown Robert Kraft tweets.
What is Google Brown?
So more or less, he says, you know, Robert Kraft got caught in this fucking massage parlor where there's probably girls getting abducted to these sex rings.
You got Ben Rothensberg only lost four games where he clearly raped some bitch.
And Shannon Sharp was accused of sexual misconduct or whatever.
Shannon Sharp clapped back immediately.
Shannon Sharp, here's the thing.
If people don't follow Shannon on IG, he'd been calling A.B. a clown.
So there was a personal thing there with A.B. calling out Shannon Sharp.
Of course.
Which, to be honest, I didn't know that about Shannon Sharp.
And if I was AB, I don't know if it's true or not, but I'd immediately mention that shit.
So he did.
And I guess a couple tweets later, he said, you know, anybody pressing me about this, this is what happened.
He pretty much like tweeted out a statement saying the lady who accused A.B. of this shit was clearly a stalker.
And the case was dropped immediately as soon as it went to any sort of court.
AB said that.
No, Shannon Sharp.
Said the lady who accused A.B.
The lady who accused Shannon Sharp of sexual assault and something said, you know, thrown out immediately all this other bullshit.
I say all this to say this.
Here's his tweet.
We'll not be playing in the at NFL anymore.
These owners can cancel deals, do whatever they want at any time.
We will see if the at NFLPA holds them accountable, said they can just void guarantees anytime going on 40 mil two months.
We'll see if they pay.
Nigga, you knew this already, though.
How do you not understand a basic idea of a contract?
You knew this.
He knew this shit already.
I promise you, there was clearly written and explained to him, probably by his agent and the team.
There are certain things you can do that will void these guarantees.
If you are a distraction because you are a distraction in Pittsburgh, if you come here with that shit, we will avoid all this guaranteed money.
And for him to act like that's not written in a contract, you don't have to honor it.
They are honoring the contract by voiding the guarantees.
If it's written in clear ink or in black ink, hey, if you do this, we will avoid your guarantees.
And then you do it and we avoid your guarantees.
We're honoring the deal.
We're actually doing what we're supposed to do.
And I don't think the NFL is like...
Like, who's your, like, Drew Rosen?
As I'm saying, like, Drew Rosenhaus is not like some run-of-the-mill agent.
Like, this motherfucker has done this a bunch of times.
What do you think the tweet we want to pull up is Antonio Brown saying thanks for the opportunity?
Because he loves the Patriots.
Why do you think this is what the whole story?
He loves them so much.
This is how bad you are at Google.
The whole story we've been talking about.
This is a tweet.
AB, yeah, but I asked you, pull up the tweets about Robert Kraft.
No Robert Kraft mentioned in any of these tweets you pulled up.
You pulled up a tweet saying, thank you, NFL and Patriots, and a picture of him being buddy-buddy with Tom Brown.
I just want Tom Brady.
I just want to know what you think when you pull this up.
You're like, this must be what they're looking for.
I saw the pretty pictures, and I just put it up on the screen.
God damn, Ed.
It's crazy how bad you are.
There's no other tweets.
It's really just this.
Hey, I think he deleted it.
Can you?
Oh, no, go to tweets and replies.
Go to tweets and replies.
Blanco.
It might be in the...
Oh, that's why.
Yeah, click it.
Click on tweets or book.
No, it doesn't let me do it.
You're going to have to sign up.
Yeah, so basically, long story short, right after these tweets went out, Adam Schefter.
And that's the thing.
Like, after they cut him, they were still going to pay him.
And then the tweets go out and Adam Schefter says, got a word from a Patriots insider.
Robert Kraft says, I don't give a, not a F, but he's like, I don't care what happens.
He's not getting a single red penny from us.
And if you just, if you're just nice to Robert Kraft, he'll pay you.
He saves so much money on hand jobs because he goes to the Groupon joints.
You know what I mean?
Damn, he doesn't even get the, you don't even get the exquisite hand job spot.
My man is saving money.
He's the millionaire next door.
You read that book.
The basic idea of the millionaire next door is rich people don't spend like rich people.
And that's how they stay rich.
And Robert Kraft does that.
And he's probably willing to be generous and say, hey, you keep your little paltry $9 million.
Because I save $1,000 every time I nut by going to undocumented workers where they might get, oh, gosh, what's the word?
Shipped in here from Russia or China.
That's funny how that shit just got swept under the rug, though.
And here's the thing.
AB's had some points.
You pulled up the same.
Hold on, damn it.
Boom.
Kraft got caught in the parlor.
A-B speculations fired different strokes with different folks, apparently.
He does have a really good chest definition.
I'm telling you, he got a great body.
He acts like he don't.
I'm not.
Oh, yeah.
No, he looks great.
Great teeth.
Yeah, I mean, jaw definition.
Let him none on my back.
Santa Sharp, the funny guy on TV, still after this.
So, yeah, then he said Shannon Sharp is the funny guy on TV still after this.
And he tweeted a picture of a 2010 article said Shannon Sharp accused of sexual assault.
This is, I think, he was on CBS.
And then he said, then he tweeted another picture from CBS News.
He stayed in the same website.
Four games.
Four games.
These are like months apart, by the way.
Both in 2010.
That's funny how nobody Me Too.
There was no Me Too movement after this.
No, no, no.
Four games for Big Ben, Crazy World, I'm Done With It.
And then it is a Steelers QB investigation.
That's a whole lot.
But you see how that's a more newsworthy tweet.
I apologize for the not initial tweets.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate you.
That was fucking fantastic.
Nah, but.
I mean, here's the thing with this whole shit, man.
I really thought.
And here's the thing.
He beat the system for like nine days.
For nine days, he looked like the smartest motherfucker on earth, though.
Like, he got out of the Raider situation.
No, he didn't.
He lost $29 million in guaranteed money.
I don't see how he was so smart.
So he was incentivized to get even more of that money if he just shut the fuck up.
No, he got 15 million.
Yeah, he would have got 15 million just for this year.
But those incentives would have got equal to what?
I think it was $9 million guaranteed and then $15 million incentives, I think.
Okay.
But still, now he gets none of that shit.
He fucked himself out of both guarantees.
God damn.
I'm never.
I mean, I mean, I'm going to be honest.
He clearly needs fucking help.
Like, clearly he needs fucking help.
So I don't want to drag on him too much.
There is a part of me that remembers.
It's another episode you didn't show up to.
It's a Miko Grimes when she was on the podcast.
Sorry, goddamn.
Shit.
Is this what y'all do when I'm out?
Here is like, fuck it.
No, you save it for when you finally show up.
That's why it's so much now.
It's been so long.
Damn it.
All right.
Fuck you.
You know what's funny?
I'm going to miss two weeks in December.
Oh, in December.
Wow.
You got some time there, buddy.
And even back then, he'll be like, oh, okay, I'll make it.
He'll be earlier.
And Major, you were late to this episode, by the way.
I was here before you.
No, you were here earlier.
I was here before you.
Eden, how many tardies do we have?
Don't count the tardies.
Fuck all that.
I was here before you today.
You were here, yes, about three minutes before me while I had Eden Print mid-rolls.
I thought he was going to be late.
I'm not going to lie.
I was kind of hoping for it.
It was a rare sight for me.
But Miko talked about how teams will kind of like slander players if they're about to be a free agent so they can drive the price down.
And maybe potentially in this case, if you're the Steelers and you're really unhappy with how he left, and then on top of that, the Raiders and you're really unhappy with how they left, you can run a full-on smear campaign.
And that could be what this is, but I don't think that's what this is.
I think it started off like that.
And then, you know, it's always this thing when they're like, oh, let's go find some dirt on this guy.
Yeah.
And then they're like, oh, shit.
Like, it looked like a fucking mid-roll.
That they had on AB.
And it was like, fuck.
All right.
Well, we don't got to do that much.
Yeah, I don't think they had to search much.
I don't think he's been a great dude.
I do think he might honestly have something wrong with him.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, we're all about being big mental health advocates now in 2019, 2020.
And, you know, clearly this motherfucker, Des Bryant had like a great tweet that he put out.
Love to do it.
You know, about, you know, and I get it.
I get where he's coming from.
Dez had a note he tweeted and he said something like, A, B, only a select few group of people know what you're going through to be a wide receiver in this league.
Something like, we don't, we grew up, we all grew up in similar home life circumstances, pretty much.
Talk to me.
The only people that understand us are people like us.
Yeah, our only, yeah, and that's a very small group of people.
So we got to take mental health more seriously, whatever, holler at me.
Such a mature, like that's what probably he needs to.
I don't know if he'll like actually hear that's what he needs to be told.
Like Dez went through a lot of shit when he was coming into the league.
Dez went through a lot of shit growing up.
About Dez's childhood, it's fucked up.
Wild.
It's fucked up.
Like, what was it?
Was something with his mom?
And he found out a couple things.
I think his mom might have been a prostitute.
Also, found out his mom was a lesbian when he walked in on her with another woman.
Like, that's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.
That's a wild way to find out.
Yeah, if you're a kid.
I didn't know.
You were supposed to get the talk and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
I'd rather have you come out to me, but like, I think she might have been addicted to drugs.
I don't, it's a lot.
No father.
You know.
Didn't he go?
Didn't he like have like a domestic thing with his mom or something like that?
And then that was part of a lot of shit.
He and he went through a lot.
Like the Cowboys had him.
They were like, look, if you want to stay with us, you're going to have to do a lot.
We're going to have a security team around you.
You're going to have to, I think, go to therapy, like all these things.
And it seemed like he really grew up from it because he was willing to do it.
I hope somebody can reach AB.
I'm obviously not going to be the guy that's going to be sympathetic because who the fuck am I first?
I hope it is.
And second of all, that's not funny.
Who do you hope it is?
The GOAT.
The Twitter GOAT.
My nigga Juice.
OJ Simpson.
OJ's not the Twitter GOAT right now.
How is OJ not?
Hello, Twitter World.
OJ Juice And Fantasy Football00:10:58
Is yours truly?
You don't even got to say his name.
You don't even got to say this motherfucking name.
I have no notifications.
I have no notifications turned off for any account except OJ's.
That's so funny.
Every single video is fucking gold.
You know why?
Because it's always in two places: either a bar or somewhere wild, luxurious, like a golf course, a resort, skin looking fucking immaculate, hasn't had a wrinkle line in decades.
Fucking having a sip.
Look at him.
Living life, smiling.
I can't play the audio, but he looks fantastic.
He looks fantastic.
Look at this motherfucker.
What if?
What if the secret to like staying young forever is just what?
I know.
I believe it.
Finish the sentence because I believe it.
I believe it.
Finish the sentence.
What's the secret to happiness?
Killing bloggers.
Look at him.
Every video is the same.
Hello, Twitter World.
Is yours true?
Oh, there's.
Oh, there's.
Oh, never mind.
Yeah.
So he basically, in the first video that came out right after the whole AB shit went down, he was talking about how, you know, he took him in his fantasy lineup and, you know, somebody reached out to him with AB's number and said, you know, I wish I would have called him and gave him some advice.
Because he said, quote unquote, the first thing you're supposed to be advised on by your lawyer when you're going through some shit is to shut up.
And when it's like, and once you hear that, it's like.
OJ said that?
OJ said this shit.
OJ just be telling us he did it.
Ain't that wild?
Like, the third tweet is OJ telling us he did it.
Just telling on himself every single fucking video.
And I got to say, it is fucking intriguing.
And I don't understand why.
I mean, I understand why.
If I was a sports media company, if I'm Spock Sports, ESPN, Barstool, BR, you don't think that they're ready to back up the Brinks truck on this motherfucker right now?
You can't handle the backlash.
It's got to be a company like Barstool.
Barstool can't.
Barstool toes the line.
Barstool always toes the line.
Why not?
Francis Ellis got fired for talking about a woman who got murdered.
Okay.
Can you imagine if Francis Ellis murdered?
According to the United States of America, according to the United States of America, OJ didn't kill those people.
Can you imagine what would happen to Francis if what you had to say was, according to the United States of America, Francis didn't care?
I mean, he didn't know she was dead at that point.
Francis will get back there eventually.
Yeah, and he got fired for that.
Yeah, that's not about Francis.
I'll bring Francis back eventually.
No company can fuck with him except Flagrant 2 No Easy Buckets.
We welcome the back.
OJ keeps it tight.
He is.
I have a handful of dream guests at the top of that list.
Charles Barkley, Charles Barkley.
I know that for a fact, you've said that.
Kobe Bryant.
Okay.
I'm a little scared of Kobe, but okay.
Floyd.
Arental James.
Yo, you realize the least dangerous person on that list criminally is Charles Barkley.
Ain't that crazy?
Well, Charles Barney got locked up, so he threw somebody into a bar wall.
He's gonna be my point, bro.
Everybody else is that's the tamest thing is him throwing somebody out of a bar window.
And then the greatest line in courtroom history is when the judge asked, Do you ask if you have any regrets?
And Charles said, I regret we're on the first floor.
And he's the least severe accusation of anybody you wanted on it.
Out of all those guys, out of all those guys, he's the most media trained, too.
Charles is my dream guest for sure.
But Arental James, like if we get OJ on Flagrant 2, like, I'd quit the podcast.
Like, there's no way we can't.
You can't ascend from there.
You can't ascend from there.
Like, that's it.
I mean.
He's already planning to quit.
Ain't that crazy?
I'm just saying, my man.
First off, I've never quit.
I'm Flagrant 2 for life.
He gives really good fantasy football advice, bro.
Like, lost in all the, he may have killed his wife's shit.
Just a moment.
He's got great football advice.
He don't.
He don't.
Lost in.
Okay, he might have killed his wife and her lover type of thing.
That'd be the funniest thing ever.
Real talk is if OJ started like a fantasy football podcast.
Like if he became Black Matthews.
I would be the first fucking subscriber.
If he had a Patreon today, I'll be a flagrant king, queen, soldier, whatever's higher than a general on that for the OJ Patreon when he drops him for his fantasy football advice.
Motherfucker, lost in all that shit.
One of the greatest football players of all time.
Great football mind.
Before that shit, he was one of the top five or ten most famous black people on earth.
He's crying.
He's still more famous now than before that.
There's no naked gun movies.
He was on every fucking commercial.
He was like LeBron James.
But he's also like talking everything.
He's also top five, 10 like police chases on TV.
He was the first police chase, motherfucker.
He's number one, bro.
He's all the police chase nationally televised.
Think about it, bro.
OJ invented reality television.
Like, he was the first, he was the first shit that we followed from A to Z, right?
Literally.
We had Real World, but nobody really cared.
Nobody really cares.
I was still trying to get a lot of people.
He gave a guy AIDS for us to kind of care.
He literally gave us a lot of people.
Pandro had to give AIDS for us to kind of care.
I thought it was like Lyme disease.
You think they gave a fuck about Lyme disease in the 90s?
Nobody gave a fuck about Lyme disease, bro.
So you get sick from a flea, motherfucker?
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
You think that's providing television?
Oh, man.
But OJ, listen, like, gave us the Kardashians.
OJ did give us the Kardashians.
Gave us the Kardashians.
Gave us Rob Kardashian.
He literally gave us Chloe.
Gave us Chloe.
Literally.
He could say what he wants.
Kendall, what's her mom's name?
Chris Jenna can say what they want.
I see, I'm not stupid, bro.
Like, y'all can't.
How you the youngest daughter.
There's a reason she's the only ugly one.
How you the youngest daughter if she's the only one that's 6'1.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Nah, OJ.
Listen, OJ, I don't know if he listens to podcasts, but if he does, bro.
I know a lot of people ain't going to extend the offer.
I know a lot of people aren't going to say, hey, you know, Fox Sports ain't going to ask you ESPN, bleacher, Yahoo, whatever.
Set up a promo right now.
I am.
Hey, Twitter world.
It's yours truly.
It's yours truly.
We're just trying to let you guys know.
We would love to have OJ Simpson, Orenthal James Simpson, on our podcast.
Juice.
Matter of fact, asshole army.
We're going to slot the hashtag right now.
Hashtag juice on F2.
Just keep tweeting him.
And then at the Flagrant 2 pod Twitter account, at juice on, I mean, hashtag juice on F2 at the real OJ32.
It's not even verified.
Twitter does not even fuck with him.
We would love to have you on to talk about fantasy football, other fantasies you may have had that you've acted out.
And I would like to challenge you to a foot race.
Yes.
Orinthel.
Oh my God.
I'm being honest.
I'm not even that fast, but I know I'll beat your ass in a foot race, dog.
It's not even going to be close.
And if you really want to raise the stakes, if you catch me, do whatever you want.
Oh, wow.
I'm going to take that last sentence back.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You might want to.
I thought I was that confident I would win, but now I'm not that confident.
Like, that's a lot of confidence.
That's all I got.
You know, I want to marry my girl one day.
So the offer still stands.
You want to consummate?
He'll consummate you.
That's what he's into.
No, no, no.
He's not into consummating.
He's in the opposite, though.
Nah, but if anybody who's listened to Flagrant 2 from day one, that was one of the longest standing running jokes of this.
Not a joke.
I'll dust that motherfucker.
Really?
I can't believe my friends.
You see his skin?
I don't give a fuck.
I think he's still got a 4.
He's still got a 4-9 in him.
4-9.
I think he got a 4-9.
He's got out of your goddamn mind.
This guy's running a 9-2.
20,000 Russian yards in his career.
And that's without the high-speed.
That's 50 years ago.
He has literally killed two people in that time.
Yes, and got away with it.
And got away with it and done another bid for 10 years.
You know how much time has passed since then?
Listen, all right.
So let's talk about the first time.
90s, OJ.
Got that.
Yeah.
Got that for sure.
2020s, OJ?
Come on, son.
I got that.
That's 30 years later.
Listen, motherfucker looks like to be in decent shape, Bill.
Look at him.
He's got a little...
All right, he was fresh out of jail.
He had a little jail meat on him.
He's the strongest as a fucking ox.
You kidding me?
Yeah.
Stabbing strength.
It's not easy to stab somebody.
Anybody can shoot you.
Stabbing strength is.
This is an ill picture.
I'm sorry.
This is a terrifying picture.
Real talk.
Click on this one again.
We really sat there.
Yo, this is how fucking wild the 90s were and no internet was, right?
We really sat there.
I was like, well, the gloves don't fit.
Like, we're clearly looking at them shits.
All you have to do is this.
He's like, see, they don't fit.
Fasten them shits, motherfucker.
He didn't take his arthritis medicine either.
Really?
Yeah.
That's probably why.
Let the hands swell up.
Damn, the bloody gloves.
Click this picture.
Tell me this ain't a terrifying ass person.
That's crazy.
He didn't kill somebody, bro.
It's a great picture, Prince Hall.
Yo, I'm going to tell you two things.
Number one, great skin.
Number one, he killed those people.
Okay.
Number two, great skin then and now.
And number three, if I need to kill four minutes of the clock, I know this guy with this face will do it.
He'll kill a lot more than four minutes on the clock.
Keep it stacked with you to keep it in full stack.
Hola?
That four-minute offense.
Bro, when you need a running back to shoot up some yards, bro, look at this man's face.
Tell me he don't got that shit.
Ice the game, yo.
Seven yards in his sleep.
Seven yards in his sleep.
Right out the gut, bro.
The goat, OJ.
I still can't believe he got away with it.
When did he fix his teeth?
That's how famous it's.
That's a question I want to ask him.
When did he get his teeth fixed?
I don't know.
When was his teeth fucking fixed?
Before or after he started beating.
He always had a pretty good smile.
Oh, he was doing movies, man.
He was doing naked gum movies with Leslie Nielsen and shit.
He had all kinds of time, man.
He had a Hall of Fame career, selling movies, beat his wife, killed his wife, got his teeth fixed.
All in the span of about 25, 30 years.
Yeah, that's Cuba, right?
Yeah, season access.
This is the FX series.
You watch TV on it?
Not like that.
God damn it.
There's a whole big thing about it.
Nah, man, but Juice is like, look at Chloe.
Hold on.
Look at that side to side.
You mean to tell me they don't have the same fucking bone structure from the nose down?
They have the same fucking nose.
Hipsters Playing Video Games00:05:32
I'm going to be honest, I don't see it, but I just can't see her being related to the other one.
You can't see some husky white woman giving, like consummating with him and coming out with this.
And this is plus makeup, plus a little bit of, you know, Hollywood magic.
Plastic surgery?
Is that what we call Hollywood magic?
She got tons of plastic surgery.
Tons of plastic surgery.
Those aren't some football patch shoulders that she has.
No?
Yo, she does have the shoulders.
Bruh.
You know how sad it is to get plastic surgery to look like your sisters?
Ain't that painful to be like, hey, Doc, can you just make me look like my sisters?
Because I'm tired of being this bitch.
I'm tired of being the older.
She's the youngest one, right?
She's the youngest, which blows everybody up.
She's bigger than everybody else.
Got the same fucking shaped head.
Yo, let's pay a bill, Kaz.
Hit it.
Yeah, let's play a fucking bill.
God damn it.
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Yeah, I'll do this shit, man.
Yeah, I'm fucking.
I'm playing NBA 2K.
I'm a 2K theme, motherfucker.
Play it a lot.
I did the 2K showcase.
That's pro players.
That's right.
Yeah, I played with Turtle, Jerry Ferrara.
Kazbo, MVP of the tournament.
I came to support Kaz playing video games.
My cop was so out of place.
With my first esports experience, man, I'm going to tell you something.
Esports is so, like, when you actually are in the space and you're a part of the experience, that shit is so whack.
Yo, it's the fucking stupidest, goofiest, corniest, nerdiest, gayest shit I have ever done in my entire life.
And I'm gay.
So think how gay this shit was.
Were you never going to watch any video games?
God, son, huh?
Were you never going to any video games?
I like video games until I stopped playing it roundabout college.
Like right when I graduated, I just stopped whatever.
I don't knock playing video games, but going to watch motherfuckers play video games.
No, son.
I couldn't believe people gave a fuck about it at all.
And these guys make so much more money than me.
And they got these wild-ass egos.
Like, one of them, I'm not going to say who it was, but he was like asking about this girl downstairs.
Like, he was going to fuck her.
And I was like, yo, what's crazy is he probably could.
He absolutely is.
He absolutely is.
Yeah, remember, these 2K leagues, they're like extensions of whatever franchise they play for.
Women, please be more selective with your pussy.
You cannot.
No, no, no.
No, this is serious.
This is important.
I am serious.
And Andrew used to say this about hipsters, and I got it then, but I really get it here.
He used to say, like, women would just stop sleeping with hipsters, men would stop being hipsters.
The idea that you think a guy deserves your pussy for playing video games a lot is the biggest misuse of an asset I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, it's crazy, dude.
It's like investing in beepers or something.
What the fuck are you thinking?
You really think this is like buying a bunch of pogs.
You know what I mean?
Like, grow up.
All right.
Sleep with a man who with a man's job.
I don't have a man's job, but at least I do some manly shit stand-up-wise in the sense that, like, oh, he's standing in front of people and having an opinion, and that's kind of bold.
But playing a video game.
And I'm not saying I deserve a lot of pussy.
I'm not saying that.
But that's why I only had the one.
Because I knew my fucking place.
Do you think you deserve pussy for being another person in a basketball game?
LeBron deserves all the pussy.
All the pussy.
If Savannah thinks LeBron should be faithful, Savannah, get the fuck out of that house.
Listen, and I'm going to be honest, LeBron probably said that to her face, too.
I mean, when he was 16.
You know what's the best part about it?
He's probably never even had to.
Savannah's great.
You gotta know.
This is a hypothetical.
I mean, I love it.
God bless Savannah.
God bless the James gang.
I fuck with them all day.
Shout out to Uninterrupted.
But, bro, we got to keep it a motherfucking sack.
There are many, and I'm not, I don't have a pussy.
But if I did, there's not a lot of ways you could upgrade that pussy after fucking LeBron.
James?
LeBron fucking James?
Women.
You got the kids?
The kids are going to go to the NBA?
You know how I know LeBron?
Because be wilding.
Because there was, if you watch Kevin Hart's second special, I think it's Seriously Funny, whatever it's called.
He does it in Cleveland and the Cavs come out.
And then Kevin Hart has like one line at the end of an act out where he said, Now you got to act like you don't know how there's all these butt-naked bitches in the pool with you.
And then he's just like, huh, I don't know how they got here, baby.
And he's like trying to explain to his main chick.
And the way LeBron laughed, they cut away to LeBron and the way he's laughing is so like it was cathartic for him to identify for someone to share with him.
He did one of these laughs.
Lou, if you black person, you do one of these laughs when something hits too close to home.
I remember that shit.
Oh my God.
Like one of those laughs where it's like, it hits too close and you're laughing to like, it's almost like a nervous energy laugh, but you're doing it cathartically afterwards.
Rednecks With M16s In Farms00:05:51
Holy shit.
Bro, sleeping with LeBron makes the most sense in the world.
Sleeping with a guy who's good at pretending to be LeBron is the saddest thing.
Like, listen.
But you know the perks that you're doing.
If you fall in love with the guy, great.
Fine, whatever.
But if that, if you're like, I just want to have a one-night stand with ninja.
Oh, ninja is rich as fuck, though.
I get it.
I get it.
Yo, if you want a rich guy to sleep with Elon Musk, fucking ninja you're going to sleep with?
Just blow up.
Damn, yo.
I can't respect nobody who sleeps with ninja.
This motherfucker calls himself ninja and he white son cultural appropriation ass and throw a roundhouse kicking his fucking leg off.
I can't, I can't understand.
It was.
Let me tell you something.
Play by NBA 2K.
Buy me 2K20, man.
You know, showcasing yourself, battling it out for black in an active, vibrant, and immersive open world called the neighborhood.
NBA 2K20, welcome to the next.
God damn it.
Oh, yeah.
2K Sports.
There's two minerals, right?
Yeah, no, we gotta get those three.
We're gonna get the other two.
We'll get there later.
We'll get there later.
Oh, boy.
Man, what else we got, man?
What else we got with the Deportez?
Yo, there's big stories in sports.
Obviously, Daniel Jones, the first Mexican quarterback in the NFL, Gardner Minshew.
I don't know if his last name is Mexican, but that first name is Super Mexican.
You know, his name is Gardner Minshew II.
And like, his dad's name is like Hanker or something.
What?
He's named after his granddad or something?
named after somebody who he's the second and like not his dad he gives me a lot of ricky bobby vibes oh dude with his mustache and shit he's great i love a redneck you're not first or later yeah dog he reminds me rednecks are my favorite white guys rednecks are my favorite white guys bro like look at this guy huh fucking hero man he's an american hero oh yeah he fucking does interviews and is jockstrap and shit This guy's great, dude.
He's got Moxie.
I don't know exactly what Moxie is, but he got it.
So apparently he fucking like led the nation in passing yards in college last year, won the Johnny Unidas Golden Arm, like best quarterback in the nation.
I think he finished like top four in the Heisman voting last year.
And he goes in the sixth round.
You know how quarterbacks fall.
And I was actually with you on Lamar Jackson.
I think if you are like a, it's weird for quarterbacks because I think if you are a white guy who scrambles, we're so blown away.
You're Josh Allen.
That it really shoots you up a draft.
If you're a black guy who scrambles, we're like, oh, that's probably all we can do.
I think that's a bias.
Yeah, right?
Maybe, though, it's also just being country drops you.
Because this guy, if he really led the nation in passing, he shouldn't drop in the sixth round.
He's a white guy.
I mean, does this guy look like someone who aced the Wonderlick test?
That's true.
No, probably fucking not.
No, but Philip Rivers doesn't sound like a guy who aced a Wonderlick.
Phillip Rivers sounds country, too.
This is true.
This is true.
It's the mustache.
There's something that drops country people, too, I think.
I think there's a perception of like, if you sound country, you think you're dumb.
And so we're like, yeah, he's probably not going to be there.
He might be dumb.
He might be a little dumb.
They talk slow, they think fast.
I know this.
I grew up there.
That's the type of people.
I just like, I like rednecks for sheer entertainment value.
They're the best.
They are fucking.
They always have like some fucked up saying, like some fucked up catchphrase that makes sense to nobody but them.
But it makes sense.
But it's fucking class.
I love rednecks, bro.
Bro, I wish I had a good example of one right now.
One of my friends in college, a white dude, grew up on a farm.
And we used to just go to the farm.
First of all, mom could throw down.
Second of all, his pops had like an M16.
This was a fucking redneck.
And it was the best, man.
Mom was super funny, talking shit about everybody in the church.
It was exactly what you pictured to be.
And they were the greatest people.
Great.
I love rednecks, man.
Farmer, he was like, yo, you know, we can make some extra money this summer.
And I was like, doing what?
He was like throwing hay bales.
And I was like, okay, so you're thray bales?
You got that.
Yeah.
What's hay bales?
Those big ass, like, when you see the movies, they got the hay stack.
Okay.
I think that's the hay bale.
And then you could throw it onto a truck.
And then I don't know what the fuck they use it for.
This is some country stuff.
They like take it from place to place.
And you make like 30 cents a hay bale or something like that.
But then you throw like two, 300 a day.
These are huge, dude.
Yeah.
They don't really.
I'm telling you, if there's a civil war, North's not going to win.
Like, not about slavery.
Take slavery and race out of the equation.
If it's just a fight, North versus South, South going to beat our ass, dog.
They got a lot of these people.
Well, they got their guns.
However strong you think the motherfucker doing pull-ups in Central Park is on the corner of 125th.
I know exactly who you're talking about, too.
Yeah.
He ain't handling this guy.
It's a thousand of these guys ready.
Oh, for sure.
That's why the Northeast doesn't produce any good football players.
Yeah.
Like, when has New York or New Jersey?
Well, New Jersey, maybe.
But, like, no city like New York, Boston, none of that shit produced like great football players at all.
They don't have great high schools for football.
Like, they don't have none of that shit.
Best football players?
Florida, Texas, California, Ohio, Pennsylvania.
Florida.
You said Florida, right?
Florida, Florida, probably.
Florida, Texas, Cali, probably one, two, three, I think.
And then Ohio, Pennsylvania's up there, probably four.
But I don't know if that's exact.
Most of the people that are good in Jersey come from Pennsylvania.
And every one of those states got farms.
Even Cali, Northern Cali, got farms.
Yeah, yeah.
These guys are strong, dog.
They're fucking country strong, motherfucking, man.
They're blue-collar.
They're blue-collar solid.
Like, they gotta, they get, what's the soil of the earth, or whatever the fuck the phrase is called.
Like, they do the fucking shit.
Liquor Around New York Girls00:05:07
I don't know.
Salt of the earth?
Salt of the earth.
God damn it.
Thank you.
I forgot you're from fucking Dallas.
Goddamn.
Dallas is urban, but you meet some country folks, man.
There's like farm areas around.
Yeah, now we're getting Washington Civil War II.
The sequel.
Are we?
They got all the guns.
We're like doing the marching rounds.
Like, oh, you can take our guns.
They're fighting for that shit.
Like, you ain't taking them.
I'm all fucking.
Oh, they're ready, dog.
Yeah, we're collecting sneakers to run.
To run on the people with the guns.
What they need to do, man, if I ran Supreme, I would have a Supreme gun shop down there.
I would hipster fi firearms.
Like, I would turn that shit into rare collectibles.
I would slap a fucking Supreme sticker on an AR-15.
That's how you would convert the liberals to maybe being pro-gun.
There you go.
There you go.
Make that shit a collector's item.
Resell that shit for $9 million.
That'll be good money, goddammit.
We was talking about country folks.
Yeah, so we could...
Gardner Mincho, I just like the guy.
I don't know.
Did you see Patrick Mahomes Russell Mar Jackson?
That's what I was going to ask you about.
I saw highlights.
I did not get to see any games.
I was traveling all day yesterday.
Saw a lot of that.
We'll talk a bit about the tour after.
That was the only game I wanted to watch.
I was playing with my dog, playing with my new dog this weekend.
That's right.
What kind of dog do you get?
Oh, I got a, she's a German Shepherd mixed with a Belgian Malnoise.
So she's, her mom's really white.
Like a girl.
Yeah, I got a girl.
Yeah.
Okay.
So one is.
The mom's really white.
No, dad's really white.
Mom's like German Shepherd.
You're dreaming.
Fuck you.
God damn it.
But nah, she's cool, man.
She's real obedient and shit.
Like, she's peeing on her pad and, you know, learning real quick.
She has pee fat.
She's mad tiny right now.
Yeah, she's like yay big.
They're going to grow so fast.
Eight weeks old, man.
She's getting big as shit, sir.
Hell yeah.
Fuck.
I don't even know what's happening.
I like it.
I mean, I'm getting out the city, so she'll have shit to run around.
I can't wait until you get better at taking pictures of your dog.
Hey, there she goes.
Her name's Risha.
I can barely see her.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Yo, what black ass name you gave her, Risha?
Risha.
Like, Risha, do you love me?
Are you riding?
No.
She's super cute, though.
Yeah, she's adorable, man.
She's friendly as shit.
She's got nibbles.
She's doing the nibble phase right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Little tiny teeth.
What kind of dog you have again?
I'm already brought her here.
Malty poo.
A multi-poo.
Maltese poodle, six pounds, raw steel sex appeal.
That's happy.
That motherfucker is not growing.
No, that's it.
It's a wrap.
He's six pounds unless he gets fat.
The more I thought about it, the more I wish I did it, though.
What, a small dog?
Yeah, I got a small dog.
I'm going to be honest, I didn't.
My girl wanted a Yorkie, and that was where I was like, that's too far.
I'll get a small dog.
I think he's cute, and I find Yorkie's ugly.
Yeah.
But I'm actually, it's just not, like, we travel with him, and like, we can just put him under the seat or keep him with us or whatever.
Big dog, which I wanted.
As much as I travel, you can't, like, you can't do it.
Well, she's the run to the litter, though.
So, like, I'm.
I'm still going to be big, bro.
Yeah, you saw her mom.
You home a lot.
You don't realize you can be home a lot, dog.
You can be home a lot.
Or your girl is going to be home a lot and you're going to be traveling.
She's going to be silently resenting you.
I don't know anything about that.
Oh, no.
She's like, she's not going to be able to do that.
That's not an experience I'm currently having or anything.
I bet.
But I'm not going to pull the Andrew here.
I'm going to steer clear of that combo and keep it right on this dog.
Thank you.
Yeah, nah.
Like, she barely likes me.
Like, she's all over my girl, though.
Because you're going to be fantastic.
Let me tell you something about Kaz's girl.
This is why she, I know she's the fucking, just the best person.
She's the shit.
We did a Flagrant 2 watch party.
Kaz goes and gets...
And I was like, I told my girl, like, look, I won't be paying much attention to you.
So.
Wait, did you leave her at home?
I felt bad.
I got in trouble.
And then all you guys brought your girls.
And I had to have time for that.
Why fucking told me we're all bringing our girls?
We were stepping out.
I thought I was doing her a favor because I was like, you're not going to know anybody.
And then it turns out all of you brought your fucking girls.
So they're going to be able to.
And you would have called me.
That would have been a great time for all them to fucking meet.
And you fucked up.
You would have done that to Alex.
His girl was white.
Like, she wouldn't have trip.
My girl, not white.
I had to deal with this.
God damn.
I'm sorry about that.
Maybe you invited to the next one.
Yeah.
It's all matter of fact.
Go ahead.
Continue.
Kaz.
Kaz's.
Kaz's girl at the time was pregnant.
Kaz ignores his girl the entire night.
He checks on her.
For the first 30 minutes, he's really like very super dad.
Like, don't, and nobody bring liquor around her.
Everybody keep this girl safe.
I don't want any liquor around my girl.
Then he leaves his girl and gets drunk.
He don't want to liquor around his girl, so he just walks away from her.
He's about to get fucking faux.
I was tossed at the fucking Flicker 2 party.
God damn it.
Y'all remember the fucking karaoke section at the end of the night.
There's an upstairs and a downstairs.
She upstairs.
He downstairs the whole party.
So she's just watching him the whole time.
She just watching her man get drunk while she's pregnant.
And we had a show the next day.
Yeah, we did.
And didn't trip.
And that's when I said that.
That's the greatest woman of color.
I got a good one.
Waiting, waiting, Kirby.
Wait a minute Kirby or what you wanted to say.
Van Gundy Dad Moments00:15:09
I respect her.
I won't do that to your girl.
But I won't do that.
That's when I was like, yo, respect her.
I never care, Andrew.
I'm just kidding, buddy.
I've never seen a brown woman be cool with that kind of thing.
I mean, she, to her credit, she, before we got there, she's like, listen, don't feel like you need to babysit me.
I know there's going to be people there.
Like, just go and have fun.
I'm not going to trip.
And to her credit, like, most women say that shit, and it's bullshit.
That's what I like to say.
That's the thing.
I was like, well, I was like, oh, most women say that's bullshit.
Yeah, like, I've passed this test multiple times where it's like, oh, yeah, no, she really meant that.
Like, you know, she's like, nah, go back downstairs, have fun.
I'm here with, you know, Chanel and other people.
Like, we're good.
We're chilling them.
All right, great.
Cool.
So, nah, she's great.
She loves the dog.
Dog loves her.
I'm just kind of the guy who buys the shit.
Hey, pal.
What up, Benson?
What's up, Ben?
I'm not going to yell at you for interrupting the podcast because you're Indian.
It's all good.
I'm just recording.
It's fine, buddy.
What brings you in here today?
Okay.
Tripod, dog.
Stay Indian.
Stay brown.
Respect, man.
God damn.
How's your family?
Good.
Good for now.
Good for you.
He doesn't want to talk to you.
Tell them I said Namaskad.
You know what that shit needs to be?
Yeah, he said what?
What?
No.
That's a more respectful way to say it.
I'm a fucking woman.
I'm a little bit slap.
You're a westernized Hindi.
He's Long Island, man.
They don't like any kind of color out in Long Island.
I get it, bro.
I get it, man.
I'm Nigerian, but I'm not that Nigerian.
You know what I mean?
Who's that?
Who's more Nigerian?
You or Wale?
Oof, who Cass said he was going to bring up?
I think we're both the same.
Well, Wale was supposed to be here.
He had to do some shit for Pandora.
You have the number one single in the country right now.
Like, that shit happened today.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, on show with number one on our face.
Yeah, with Jeremiah or whatever, right?
I just heard it on my Pandora on the way here.
Yeah, so he's supposed to come through, but we'll try and make some.
He's here all week, so we'll probably nail him from Patreon or some shit.
So we'll make it happen.
We got the hyenas coming to Patreon.
That's going to be a little bit more.
People were mad that they weren't on this one on this panel.
I had to let them, because last time you and Andrew were both gone like a year ago, I had them both on a podcast before we started Patreon.
But I was like, I see how this could go, and I'm excited to know where it will go with Patreon.
I'm very excited for those two on Patreon.
Those are two of my favorite guests here, man.
Like, if there was like an extended hosts or extended family of the podcast, my horrible decisions would be have one wing, and then History Hyenas will have like the other wing.
It's just like.
Yeah, I just don't really want women hosting this.
I knew it.
I saw this face.
You really don't fuck with them, bro.
I fuck with you talking about them.
I fuck with them hard.
You fuck with Weezy.
Yo, Mandy dope, too, man.
Wheezy, I know better because she came through more.
Yeah, did the show.
Mandy's a little combative when she came through, but I still love her.
Like, I get it.
I got crazy love.
I got crazy love for horrible decisions.
Don't get that twisted.
I'm just saying, I don't want a woman hosting our sports podcast.
Why not?
That feels a little cuckish.
Mandy's has sports experience.
Yeah, she has.
She has sports experience in a very peripheral fashion.
But it's true, though.
I mean, like, she's been a little bit more.
She has penetrated the sports world in a very specific way.
In a very specific way.
That if she wanted to talk about, by all means, do so.
I would love to be here.
I would love to have Mandy on the show one day.
She was hot at us this weekend, too.
Why?
Because that hysterical.
Somebody tweeted Ed Keep that tweet, please.
I hope you can find it.
There's a she reply to it today, so I guess if you go down her timeline, it'll be there.
There's a tweet.
You know, I don't even know who Altakashi is snitching on.
Everybody's saying he's snitching on everybody.
Snitching on a lot of motherfuckers.
Everybody who doesn't know is motherfucking Takashi69, who lo and behold, like we talked about.
We liked his music.
We thought he was cool.
We fuck with him.
Snitched on a lot of people.
But didn't they try to fuck him up or something?
Yeah, it's like, bro, he got kidnapped and he got fucking extorted.
And they like try to harm his baby mom by his own people.
Yeah, like motherfuckers.
You guys snitched on him.
Like, to be honest, if you betrayed me, why would I not betray you back?
Exactly.
What loyalty do I have to add to people who just betrayed me?
And on top of that, my thing is like, yo, you knew this motherfucker isn't like one of y'all.
So it's the Blackout Podcast, who are patrons, by the way.
So shouts.
Shout out to the Blackout Podcast.
They tweeted a news article from BlackoutPodcastNews.com report 6ix9ine testifies that Alex Media in fact did smash Mandy from the home position.
Yo, the picture is amazing.
The picture is amazing.
That's no doubt the best part of it.
Oh my God.
So Mandy didn't like that too much.
Damn, I don't want to know.
I don't want no more Mandy smoke.
You remember that when she got on IG Live?
You were there for it?
No.
You here?
I missed the whole episode where y'all did the prank.
So Mandy, and that's why Mandy not get along well.
I'm just saying, I'm not going to let a woman host a sports podcast of ours.
Take that shit to FS1 or whatever it is.
PC ass networks.
That ain't us, bruh.
Listen, if there's anybody who is flavoring enough to do this podcast, it's probably her.
That's true.
She does.
That's very true.
She can do it with a man.
You don't trust her, bro.
It's not about trust, dog.
It just feels too cuckish.
It doesn't feel good.
It just feels too cuckish.
Like, oh, hey, look, we're gone.
So we got women.
I mean, no, I doubled down on that shit.
We get more men.
And for every woman we bring on this podcast, we should have four men.
Yeah, you really are gay, yo.
I'm not gay, dog.
I'm sexist.
Big difference.
Gay and sex.
I'm selectively sexist.
I don't listen.
Doris Burke is great at what she does.
Fuck with Doris Burke.
Great.
Jeff Van Gundy, better.
Tell me I'm wrong.
You're wrong.
You think Doris Burke is better than Jeff Van Gundy?
If I'm watching for like broadcasting.
That's what I'm watching for.
Get out of here.
What you mean?
So who's more entertaining?
Jeff Van Gundy.
Jeff Van Gundy's mad fucking entertaining.
I get that.
But like, just as broadcast professionals, I fuck with Doris Burke.
Sure.
Fuck with her.
She's not better than Jeff Van Gundy.
That's all.
He's the A-team.
There's a reason he's on the A-team.
He is the A-team.
Him and Mark Jackson.
He's the A guy.
He's the Charles Barkley of ESPN.
Fuck.
Damn.
Didn't they like not, there was some shit about her not doing the finals or something?
They had her like in the studio instead of like commentating, whatever.
There was a big fucking uproar.
Her and Van Gundy together would be great.
I would watch it.
Mandy and a dude.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
All right, let's talk about Daniel Jones because you got mad in New York for listening to me.
Oh, man.
Don't say geez.
You make me look like the asshole.
I'm sorry.
I'm so tired of being the asshole for just saying what everybody is thinking deeply.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that.
You started that episode.
If I said, hey, we're not here.
We're going to have horrible decisions feeling for us.
You don't think people would be like, are you fucking crazy?
Women doing Flagrant 2?
That's that fucking PC.
You still want a job after this camera?
No, no.
Fuck about John after this.
I don't give a fuck about SNL.
You don't think about it, bro.
You don't think motherfuckers will listen to a podcast?
I'm here for this.
Y'all think motherfuckers will listen to a podcast with your girl?
It's called Holy Spirit.
My girl instead of Andrew's girl.
Oh, no.
That's how I'm going to be able to do it.
I can't just have my girl out here talking about my weak-ass dick game publicly without me to guide the discussion.
This is the first time I think we're all in relationships.
Like, if there was that had to be an all-female episode, it wouldn't just be them, though.
I mean, we'd be here.
Let me tell you something, man.
If you're a chaperone everyone, just let them fly all willy-nilly.
I remember doing Wilding Out, and this is a little different, but the point is essentially the same.
I remember doing Wilding Out, the Wilding Out girls always wanted to get involved.
Yeah.
So Nick did what a good, socially conscious host would do.
And he said, listen, Wilding Out girls, we're not going to record this, but you go out there and you do a game.
Sing a song, do whatever you want.
Any game you want.
You play it.
And if it's good, we'll put you on the episode.
I don't know if that second part is true, but I'm going to give them that credit.
The women went out there.
And when I tell you, it is the biggest bomb I've ever seen in the Wilding Out.
And we'd be bombing.
Bombs in Wilding Out.
Everybody bombs in Wilding Out.
It was every single one of them bombing in front of the audience who wants to fuck them.
Do you remember which women it were?
All of them.
All of them.
From season five or six, whichever.
Okay.
All of them went out there.
And all of them were so bad, it was uncomfortable to watch.
And then it got so uncomfortable that people had to boot because they didn't know what to do with the discomfort.
It was like coming out of them.
So there was an actual studio audience for this.
Wilding Out's always in front of a live audience.
Always.
And the audience will fucking tell you what's up.
It's funny or it's not.
If it's not funny, I've been to a Wilding Out taping before, and it's a lot longer than what it seems on TV.
They truncate a lot of shit because some things just crazy.
It's like an hour and a half.
And they edit out.
They keep good stuff.
Sometimes they put bad stuff in because that makes an episode good.
Because you can't just have everybody getting bells.
That'd be whack.
So you got to include.
But like, this was so bad.
You couldn't even do a game of them getting buzzed because it was so bad.
It's not even funny.
Like, it's literally, you know, people have so something.
It's so bad.
It's not even funny.
It was so bad that you couldn't even find the funny in it.
On a show where bombing is half the fun of the show.
Bombing is fun.
I love a good bomb.
Not this kind of fun.
I love a good bomb.
I've seen many bombs and I've been a part of many bombs and I have caused many bombs.
And I have bombed so hard that people behind me are bombed.
I'd be Chernobyl in out this bitch.
Like, motherfuckers behind me feel the effects of the bomb.
Second and third generations of community children's children.
This was on par with my biggest bomb ever.
If you were part of Aykash's bomb 20 years ago, you might have a lawsuit on your head.
Bro, you might need help.
Jesus.
Go see a specialist.
Oh, my.
What was your biggest bomb ever?
Oh, I have so many.
I talked about this in Righteous and Ratchet.
Shouts to Doughboy and Kevin Sanders.
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to that podcast.
Hell yeah.
I literally texted you.
I was like, yo, this is the best thing I've seen this whole time.
Doe my guy from Wilding Out.
That's been my guy.
And I talked about this on the podcast.
Our whole friendship was he used to make brown jokes for me, and I used to make fat jokes to him.
And my favorite one is I told him he looked like a partially inflated air mattress.
Yo, that was so good.
The visual of it was amazing.
I also said he looked like, you know, when a restaurant takes out the trash and they got that really big-ass trash bag of stuff, that's Doughboy's upper body and the knot on the top of his head.
I used to always just try to come up with new things.
I told him he looked like the Snapchat ghost when his upper body was so fun.
I love, first of all, before you get into that, I love the relationship between comedians.
How there's never just a, oh, you know, I saw him and we're cool.
It always comes from like a place of just mean shit.
And it's like, who could say the meanest shit to you?
It's not even funny overtakes mean to the point that if it's really funny, it's not mean at all.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It's almost complimentary.
Bro, that's again, Andrew and me, when we first started hanging out, I knew this is what I was saying earlier.
I knew he wasn't racist because his Indian jokes would be shit I hadn't heard before.
Exactly.
And it would be funny enough that it didn't feel mean at all.
Exactly.
That's the same.
Literally the same way I got cool with him.
Whereas like so many people, you remember the alt-right Andy shit and all that shit.
I'm like, dog, like, if you listen to what he's saying, clearly he's not racist.
Like, nobody racist makes those type of jokes.
It's thinking man's jokes.
But yeah, so then I finally did Righteous and Ratchet.
And I don't remember what point I was trying to get at.
But anyway, shouts to them.
We had fun.
I was trying to get some point on.
Oh, they asked me my worst bomb.
And I left out so many.
Because when I bomb, I have been pulled off stage probably, I said three on the pod on Riges and Ratchet.
I think there's a fourth time I can't remember.
Where it's like, people were like, yo, people who ran the show came up on stage and were like, yo, you got to stop.
It's enough.
Okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
And I would just have to hand the mic to the guy and then sulk off stage in the most everybody, hoes talk about a walk of shame.
You don't know a walk of shame.
God damn it.
Trying to live your dream and failing so miserably that people are like, yo, wake up.
Just give me the dream is over.
Just give me the mic.
Give me the microphone.
It's done.
You see?
That's walk of shame, dog.
Bombing back in the day, though, like when they used to bring out the hooks.
Oh, I took an L in a little, wasn't in the hood, but because it was gentrifying, but in Harlem at Mocha on 125th.
Oh, I know where Mocha's at.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Like 116th.
Man, I took a fucking bomb, boy.
It was like Bill Bird Philadelphia, but I wasn't funny.
Damn.
You know what I mean?
You ever seen Bill Bird Philadelphia?
It's a beautiful thing.
He goes, they're just bombing everybody on this show.
Bill Bird goes out.
It's an Opie and Anthony show in Philadelphia.
This is like 2006, probably 2007.
Goes out on stage, and I think he wrote a blog about it that I read way back in like 30 seconds in.
He's kind of in his head, and then he fucks up a little bit of a joke, and they just start booing.
Oh, gosh.
And so he's just like, fuck it.
And he digs in, and then he just rails against the city of Philadelphia for 15 minutes, his entire set.
And he is bringing up smart shit, like going at their football teams, talking about how they're all racist, bald fucks.
And like, you guys built a statue of Rocky.
Meanwhile, Joe Lewis is from there, but he's black and you can't handle it.
So he built a statue of this five-foot midget fucking Italian.
All funny stuff.
Bang, bang.
And then as he's doing it, he's like, I'm up here for 10 more minutes.
And then as he kills him, say more shit about Philly.
And the Phillies suck and the Eagles suck.
Never going to win the Super Bowl, blah, blah, blah.
Need more minutes of this shit.
Five more minutes of this shit.
And then at the end of it, he catches a standing ovation.
Oh my gosh.
And it deserves a standing.
Oh, it's the most epic thing I may have ever seen in comedy.
I did that, but wasn't funny.
I just bombed.
There was no standing ovation.
And I was like, six more minutes.
And then it would be unfunny stuff for six more minutes.
And I didn't get to finish the six minutes because shout out to Smokey Suarez.
Smokey's the fucking man, and I don't blame him at all for this because I was not ready to toot.
I would go there and like, if you're going to the hood room and you're not polished, you better bring polished shit.
And I used to go there and I would like, the first few times, no, first few times I went, I would crush.
I talked about this in the podcast.
And Smokey came up to me one time and whispered the show was kind of like teetering.
And then I came up and I just went bang.
And he was saying he goes, I can always count on you to hit a home run.
And then literally every time Smokey Suarez, funniest fucking comic man.
She loved all the love in the world to Smokey.
And then after that, every time one of his shows, about three shows a week for a year and a half, probably I bombed.
I mean, I just bombed.
It was a big fucking adjustment.
And now I learned how to handle it.
I'm going to get over that, man.
Because I always, I mean, like, that's usually, I mean, not my worst fear, but like, you know, back when Palooza wasn't Palooza yet, my first, my biggest fear is like, okay, this is going to be the one that flops.
Chappelle's Stubborn Comedy Confidence00:06:48
This is going to be the one that nobody.
I still feel that with ticket sales now as I'm going on this tour.
There's always that anxiety of like, fuck, like, people are, are people actually going to show up to this shit?
Yeah.
And then there's been a big, like, there was another podcast you weren't on.
God.
Where Andrew, and I think you were there, and Andrew just yelled at me for like 30 minutes about like, you're funny.
Like, I don't bring you on the road because I like you.
Stop that.
Get out of your fucking head.
That was actually really helpful because I don't get that.
Andrew basically was just like, I don't have enough confidence, essentially.
And Andrew was like, get over this thing that you're not funny.
You're funny.
I bring you on the road because you're funny, not because you're my friend.
I don't like you that much.
So fucking have some confidence, man.
And that was actually cool to hear because I would take these bombs in these rooms and these kinds of things will fuck with you.
Take it personally.
You take it personally and talking about like nobody's going to come.
I remember a year ago, an agent said, I can't rep him.
He's too green, which means like he's not polished as a comedian.
And I was like, are you fucking crazy?
I've been doing this 11 years.
In reality, they probably just thought I was too offensive or whatever.
They couldn't say that.
So they said something.
But that kind of stuff, that voice.
Sticks with you.
And you have to fight that voice constantly in any dream you pursue.
And I think comedy more so than most because it's immediate feedback all the time.
You have to really fight that insecure voice from growing.
Because there's two voices, I think, in all people.
The I'm great voice and the I ain't shit voice.
And your I and shit voice.
The I ain't shit voice will build.
And then the I'm great voice was, for me, is always so stubborn that it just won't quit.
It's like, nah, we'll get there.
Just figure it out.
And I was probably, this is 2008 when I moved to New York.
And then I started comedy in LA.
And LA is a very, not that there's not real comics out there, but if you want to play the game, it's tough to really say things you want to say.
Very interesting.
Flagrant 2 isn't going to be as easy to do in LA.
It's very easy.
Like you can't, you know.
And there's, it's clicky.
You're just surrounded by industry, so you're cognizant of it.
And the people that are making it are all industry making it.
It's not like, like in New York, there's club guys that we can all look up to that are doing eight spots a night and making rent.
And you're like, oh, that guy.
LA has three clubs that pay you money that you can realistically hit.
So like a club guy is not making money.
So if you're like a really funny club comedian, which Bill Burr was in New York 10 years, 12 years ago, you would look up to Bill Burr like, this guy's in New York doing 12 spots a night.
He makes a living.
He's a great comic.
LA, if you're a great comic, you've already filmed specials or whatever.
It's just a different vibe.
I don't know.
You don't go there to make it.
You go there when you've already made it.
Yeah.
That's what everybody told me.
Two years in New York to get good.
You go to LA to get famous.
And in LA, I was doing a thing that was like, I would have these cute little jokes and then I would kind of squeeze what I wanted to say into the joke.
And then in New York, I made a very painful transition of, okay, now I'm going to say what I want to say and make that funny.
And that's a big ass adjustment.
And I was doing it in hood rooms where they weren't always going to like what I had to say.
And I would try out new stuff.
Like I wouldn't take polished material because I couldn't get up everywhere.
And that was the darkest year and a half of my life, probably, including the year I went broke.
I was about to say, was that happening during the podcast?
No, no, no.
By the time the podcast rolled around, I think now with more of these one-hour shows, I'm really kind of finding my voice knock on wood.
I'm seeing it, man.
I've been seeing it, dog.
I've seen you live before.
I've seen you open up for Andrew.
And, you know, just even like seeing the Instagram clips, like seeing that get shared and seeing those IGTVs get a lot of views.
It's like, oh, yeah, no, he's like really coming into his own as like, you know, I'm sure the tour is helping.
And I feel like it's like the last 15% or whatever that's happening now, hopefully.
But like before, I mean, eight years ago, I was not funny.
You're just not funny.
You don't know how to be funny.
It's crazy.
You can be funny in conversation, but funny with no stimulus, just me and a microphone, whole different thing.
And trying to be funny the way we like to try to be funny is a dangerous, like, you're a high-risk thing.
Yeah.
So I was bombing non-stop.
And that does fuck with you, but I am literally just too stubborn to quit.
That's all I've ever had in my life.
I'm too, you will not make me quit.
I'm just so fucking stubborn.
And that's it.
That's the only real quality I think God gave me in sense of like, this is what's helped me get this far is I'm not going to be refuse to quit.
You don't think like things like this podcast and the Chappelle shit and the burr shit, like you don't think that's helping as well?
No, it's helpful.
Because like, you know, people are not so much cancel culture and people just the fact that comedians are brave enough to say shit.
Like, I just want to hear what you got to say.
Like, I'm not looking to listen to comedians to be offended.
I just be like, I just want to hear what you got to say.
Like, if somebody's telling, like, if I'm getting referred to somebody because like Andrew tells me Sebastian Maniscalco or whatever, it's like really funny.
So funny.
And he's a guy that I will only listen to because a guy like Andrew swears by him.
Yeah.
So he's really funny.
So I go and I'm just like, he's all right.
You're a very good comedy fan that you are okay with the offensive stuff.
But I don't even mean like in the sense of being funny.
I just mean like comedy is a skill that is not.
So you have to learn how to master the skill.
It's the only form of entertainment where it's like the skill varies.
Like if you're a singer, you sing.
If you can write good songs, you write.
If you can act, you act.
Comedy is like, sometimes it's just not funny too.
I do think Flagrant 2 is an incredibly important podcast.
I think what Andrew's doing on stage, what I'm about to do on stage, all this shit is important.
Chappelle is incredibly important because a mainstream guy doing it solidifies everything.
Yes.
And now it makes everybody be like, oh, yes.
Yes.
Finally, Chappelle and Burr back to back might have been the tipping point of we might look back at that and be like, oh, that's when it started to tip back the other way.
And you know what?
I feel like right now, you know, and clearly I'm not a, I'm just, I'm just a fan of, I'm just a big fan of stand-up comedy.
And just seeing that happen back to back, it feels really good to kind of be on that right side of history and just being like, yeah, you motherfuckers were wilding out.
You motherfuckers were like being a little bit too fucking tired ass.
Like you took two, these two Titans to come out here, dropped this shit on people, and nobody fucking, nobody fucking died.
Nobody's head rolled off because Chappelle said some trans jokes and shit like bird and nobody's fucking lost their job or got canceled or shit.
It was just some fucking jokes and there was enough people to be like, yo, if you don't like this shit, bro, you turned it on.
It's Netflix.
It's HBO.
It's streaming.
Like, thousands of shitty shows for you to watch.
So much shit you can watch to be entertained by.
Son, there is a show about a tall bitch on Netflix.
It's literally called Tall.
It's literally called Tall Bitch.
I saw the trailer.
I saw the trailer.
I'm like, I'm absolutely not.
And my girl was like, no, you don't know how hard it is.
I was like, what?
To look like a fucking model?
Oh my God.
It's so hard for tall, white, blonde women.
I just, I'm just, yeah.
Anyway, fucking post up somewhere.
This stuff all helps now, but I'm just saying, in the sense of early comedy, doing these hood shows and bombing and whatever.
Oh, yeah, you got to take a look.
And now what I bomb is not.
Like, I did, I was in Portland, and I think we sold a bunch of tickets the last week.
So I don't know if it was YouTube clips or what.
It wasn't that many Flagrant fans.
Yeah.
There was something that came out, and I appreciated that.
And I hung out with them after the show.
Mac Weldon And The Revolution00:14:01
Okay.
Getting better at that.
But I did some jokes about genders and all that shit.
And like, it was, they told me after the show.
Philly's very progressive.
I had a lot, but I had a lot of people after the show, way more than I thought.
Like, yo, that was so funny.
Not that joke, but they're like, I had such a great time, blah, blah, blah.
And then in my mind, I was like, but those two jokes, you guys were really noticeably quiet because they weren't brave enough to laugh.
But the point is, I was, thanks to being buoyed by like the asshole army and realizing there's people that fuck with this, I was in there comfy and like I was like, hey, you guys don't want to laugh, that's fine.
And it's not as funny yet to where you have to laugh.
And that's on me and I'll get there.
But like now I'm confident enough to be like, hey, guys, that's fine.
You cannot laugh.
We'll be okay.
Yeah.
And shout out to the people that, you know, pay ads here.
Because we need them to shit sugar.
A lot of them, we know, like, hey, this is what this is going to be.
Yeah.
We got to be cool with that.
A lot of the people who advertise with us, we are very upfront with like, you had to be okay with this.
You know the content on this podcast.
And these big brands are like, we know and we're super comfortable with it.
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I love to fucking hear it.
God damn it.
Speaking of football, we were going to get into some Daniel Jones shit before we turn it to comedy, but let's talk about it because it seems like outside of AB and Jalen Ramsey trade shit, small fucking Daniel Jones came out and stole the fucking sell yesterday.
Why are you so upset?
Because I'm a Cowboy fan.
I grew up in Dallas and I don't like anybody in the NFCs having a good quarterback.
And I think this guy might be good.
Yo, he's fucking good.
Bro, he was letting it fly.
First play.
The fact that they let him throw in the first play, I'm like, oh, no, they fuck with him.
They know he's.
He's mobile and he don't look as skinny as Carson Wentz.
It looks like he can take more punishment.
He's tall.
He's athletic.
Got an arm.
Yeah.
Got like confidence.
Game winning, fourth and five.
Touchdown.
Run it in.
Run.
Run it in.
Like, that is the stuff legends are made of, bro.
Like, your first fucking start, you get booed in New York City.
You're replacing what a future Hall of Famer legend, depending, whatever you think about Eli Manning, you're replacing the best quarterback they've ever had.
You come in, your team's winless.
You lose your best player, Saquon Barkley, out for eight weeks.
You come in, and that offense that couldn't do shit for the first, what, two games, three games, looks fucking electric.
Yeah, yeah, that's the NFL.
You can't play that.
Yeah, we can't fuck with the NFL.
That offense that couldn't do shit, the offensive line who was a fucking shell of its former self looks fucking electric.
Shouts to Brian, my homie Brian Winner.
Shout out, Brian, man.
I love that dude.
He hit me up.
He said, Pat Shermer finally got somebody who can run his offense.
And that's, I think, the most accurate assessment of this.
Eli can't do what.
Eli can't run.
He's got lead in his ass.
He can do what Pat Shermer wants to do.
He can get out there and he can scramble.
He can roll out.
He can throw the he can sling the ball down the field.
Danny Dimes.
Such an appropriate nickname because he was putting that shit on the only comfort is he has ball security issues as a cowboy fan.
Fumbled twice, lost two fumbles.
That's a lot in one game.
That is a lot.
Hopefully that continues.
I mean this.
As a Cowboy fan, I hope that continues because he looks good.
And then when there's game film, you never know what's going to change.
But that's an impressive first outing, dog.
I mean, that's impressive.
He didn't make no bad throws.
Didn't see him forcing it.
Didn't see him rattled.
Fucking took what the defense gave him.
Didn't overthink it.
Let the shit fly when it's time to let it fly.
Made Sterling Shepard look fucking.
Granted, it was his first game back, I think, out of injury.
So, you know, Eli didn't have Sterling Shepard, but got him back.
They're going to get fucking Golden Tate back in a few of weeks.
Barkley will be back in about four to eight weeks.
Listen, if Daniel Jones, I mean, shit, he's who else is out there?
Kyler Murray didn't look that great against Kyle Allen, against the Carolina Panthers, who Kyle Allen.
Kyle Allen balled out.
There's a controversy over Texas boy.
Yo.
Another one.
And he wasn't that good at Texas A ⁇ M. Him and Kyler Murray played together, and neither one of them really get on the field.
And this guy, four touchdown passes, slinging it around.
I was shocked.
Dog, it's like a young quarterback fucking revolution right now.
Yeah, I think they're making it.
The rules are making it easier to throw, but also coordinators are just finding creative ways to open up the offense.
And that's, I think Dak has gotten better, but part of the reason the Cowboys are so much better is the play calling.
It's just like they're moving people around more, which moves like defenders out of the box.
And it just opens everything up, the play calling.
Misdirection, play action here, do this, do that.
And offensive coordinators are figuring it out, and defensive coordinators haven't caught up yet.
And honestly, I don't even think they can.
The way the rules are set up, you can challenge pass interference calls now.
All this shit is geared to make these quarterbacks look amazing.
And they all have.
There was one play during the Chiefs and Ravens game where fucking Patrick Mahomes.
I don't know if we can find a video, but we can't probably show it anyway.
Patrick Mahomes fucking fakes an end around to two fucking wide receivers.
And the defense just opens up like the red fucking sea.
And these are the Ravens defense.
Like Earl Thomas, fucking just great fucking defenders.
Number one defense in the league last year and then added Earl Thomas.
Oh my gosh.
And he just splits them so much.
It's like they're playing street football out there.
He hides the ball, comes up, hits fucking, I think, Kelsey wide open in the middle.
And, God, there's just so many really fun young quarterbacks.
And now New York's got one, apparently, and Daniel Jones.
Granted, it's the first game.
It's a fun time to be a football fan.
Yeah, man.
It's a fun time to be a football fan.
It's a rough time to protest the NFL right now.
Not going to hold you, man.
Like, if this is the year, like, the protests happened, I'd be like, it's got a good quarterback.
It's still supposed to be happening, Kaz.
Nobody cares because the NFL is too fun right now.
It's really fucking fun.
Like, I think every game, every one o'clock game was like, came down to the last quarter or the last drive or something.
I mean, I even saw blow-offs, but they were still high-scoring, entertaining blow-offs.
The Patriots blew out.
Who do they play?
The Jets?
Everybody knew that show was going to suck.
Yeah, but they still put up 30-something.
Cowboys put up 30-something.
It's an exciting time, which most of us like offense.
I can appreciate a defensive game every once in a while, but I'm not a football expert enough to love a defensive battle consistently.
Throw that shit.
And it's exciting.
Fucking Lamar Jackson's shaking motherfuckers out of their ankles.
Bruh, that touchdown runny had.
It was a bootleg.
Yeah.
And he decided to keep it, and then he jukes.
I don't know which defender it was on the Chiefs, but he juked him so hard.
It was Mike Vick-like.
Then spun off of him and walked it in.
He didn't juke him and burst it.
Like, he shook the dude so bad.
He was on his knees and just fucking walked it in afterwards.
I've never seen no shit like that.
I've never seen an opposing team be so complimentary of a quarterback that they just beat.
They're like, yeah, we won, but like, that motherfucker's the truth.
Like, Mahomes and Jackson, same division.
They might see, I called this in the beginning of the year because we didn't have a football preview this year, but I tweeted this out.
I said the Ravens will win in the AFC.
I said, Lamar Jackson.
I remember you saying that, and I didn't put it.
I was like, ah, they have a chance, but I didn't put a ton of stock into it, but they might, yo.
I said, that motherfucker Lamar Jackson is taking a leap this year.
I mean, he's only, what?
That was only the second game he's lost.
The only games he's lost in his career were to the Patrick Mahomes Chiefs twice.
Those are the only games this motherfucker has lost.
He's 8-2, I think, or 9-2 or some shit.
And the people that told him he should play running back and wide receiver, I hope they sit on a bag of baby dicks right fucking now, dog.
Because who didn't see this coming in Louisville?
I don't, listen, I'm not.
I'm not the guy who says racism.
I'm just not typically that guy, but something about that was a little bit like are y'all crazy?
He drafted.
He just won the Heisman as a quarterback.
Not on no T-Bow shit.
Not on like he's just going to will his team and like it's University of Florida who's already got like a million all-Americans on the team.
He took, he made Louisville look like a, like, look like they should be in the Cobbs Football Championship.
And you know, he almost called it, and this is why he knew I knew he was going to be legit.
Who?
The GOAT.
The actual GOAT.
OJ?
No, no.
Tom Brady.
Yes.
Tom Brady had an IG comment on some post about Lamar Jackson basically saying this kid is good.
My gosh.
They almost drafted him.
I couldn't believe they didn't.
They almost drafted him.
I mean, I think the Ravens took him before them, but like he was working out with the Patriots and shit like that.
I thought they passed on him and the Ravens got him in the early second.
I'm not positive.
No, I think Ravens was, I think he was a first-round pick.
Can you look up the draft order, Lamar Jackson?
I'm pretty sure Lamar Jackson was a first-round pick, but like the Ravens worked.
I mean, Patriots worked him out.
I think there's probably some, you know, that's one of my new favorite things, by the way, when people go to draft combines and they wear the shirt of the team who didn't like draft them or whatever.
So I think somewhere in the internet, there's like a Lamar Jackson Patriots jersey on or something.
But that dude, I haven't bought a football jersey in a long time.
I'm buying a Lamar Jackson jersey.
Really?
I'm buying a Lamar Jackson jersey.
It's that real.
It's that real.
Over Mahomes.
I have a man crush on Lamar Jackson.
Over Mahomes.
Over Mahomes.
Mahomes seems kind of, he's a little too goofy.
He's a little too skin milk for me, bro.
He is skin milk.
He's a little too skin milk for me.
He's very skinny.
It's like his dad's black.
He's white.
Mama white.
He's like a dark skin.
Yeah, bro.
Full blood.
Full nigga.
Lamar Jackson.
I'm losing that dude.
Where'd he go?
What was it, Arcash?
He was on no fucking mudblood.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking Patriots.
They took Sonny Michelle over him.
Yeah, Patriots.
Right after the next pick, the Baltimore Ravens.
I mean, Ravens, man.
What's his name?
Ozzie Smith, I think, is their GM.
Ozzy Newsome.
Ozzy Newsome, I think, is a baseball player.
I think Ozzie Smith is a GM.
Anyway, he's got that the other way around.
Is it?
Ozzy Smith is the baseball player.
Ozzy Newsome is the same.
I don't know black people.
How do you know he's black?
Ozzy.
Niggas are just named Ozzie.
You're right.
I do not.
Now you're back as Ozzy Ozzy.
I'm going to get you to say the N-word this episode.
Yo, nah, never forget.
Yo, actually, before we get back into whatever we close this out with, we should talk about Mac Weldon.
Yes.
Mac Weldon sent us a box of stuff.
Ooh, I rocked some Mac Weldon a couple days ago.
So comfortable.
So comfortable.
So comfortable before.
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God damn it.
All right.
So what were we talking about before?
We talked about...
You talk about Lamar Jackson, how you want to blow him.
Yes, I do.
I have a man crush on Lamar Jackson, man.
There's just something about, like, I love, first off, I love black quarterbacks.
You know what I mean?
Like, it takes a while.
No.
Cam Newton Backup Quarterback Struggles00:06:04
You don't say it took me a while to even get off the Cam Newton trade.
I'm like, no, this would be a racist.
No, me too, bro.
I'll huge.
Yo, hashtag me too.
Hashtag me too.
I'm a big Cam Newton fan.
Fucks with Cam, bro.
I think this year I'm finally done.
It took me a while to be like, all right, man.
You know what, man?
I don't think he's been the same since that Super Bowl.
Something mentally fucked him up after that.
Yeah, that happens to a lot of guys.
Like, if you watch, there was some study about Super Bowl losing quarterbacks where they usually have their worst season ever.
Like after that.
Yeah, but he doesn't seem to have recovered, period.
And I remember everybody's giving him a hard time.
And I thought it was bullshit because he was like, he didn't die for the fumble.
That, and he was being a very sore loser afterward.
He wasn't like walked off in the press conference.
But I was like, of course, man.
I like it.
He just lost the biggest game of his life.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
But then he started dressing dumber and dumber.
And he started playing worse and worse.
And if you're going to dress like a fucking retard, at least better fucking win.
Yeah, but he was not winning.
He wasn't playing.
Maybe he's just hurt.
But then Kyle Allen comes in and throws four TDs like it's nothing.
Like it's nothing.
And he wasn't really highly touted coming out of college either.
Like when you're like the backup quarterback for a guy that they're not even really looking towards like the backup yet.
How many more weeks does Kyle Allen have to play well before you start shopping Cam Newton quietly?
Well, apparently Cam's going to be out for a while.
So if Kyle Allen's balling for the next I don't know what the diagnosis is.
I thought I heard six weeks, but maybe that's somebody else.
Yeah, like Cam's going to be out for a while.
So like if he keeps them afloat, mind you, that division could go either way.
You know what I mean?
Like breezes out with the Saints.
But Saints will still be pretty good.
Falcons are the Falcons.
They'll find ways to be average as hell.
The Panthers, you know, Kyle Allen won.
They did all right.
And I don't even know who's the fourth team.
The Bucs?
Oh, yeah.
The NFC South sucks.
It's going to be the Saints.
Saints are still going to win it.
Even when Drew Breeze hurt because everybody else sucks.
Unless Kyle Allen is that good.
Then Carolina has a chance to do it.
But everybody else is trash in that division.
I can see that.
So I still think the Saints are going to win.
I mean, do you shop Cam?
What's this Cam get you in this market?
Yo, Cam will get you something.
Quarterbacks are still a big deal.
I don't care.
And an offensive mind that feels like he could unlock Cam, maybe have him run less, throw a little more, protect his body.
You'll give up a first for Cam, and I don't think you'll think twice.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
I think with him, they treated him so much like a running back.
It's almost like he's deteriorating like a running back.
I kind of, ooh, that's a good way of putting it.
Where it's like, he's got, he's taken so many fucking hits and so much.
He's ran so many fucking quarterback draws and he's gotten hit and he's never really learned to become a great slider.
He's always fell forward.
Idiotic.
You know what I mean?
And my big fear of Lamar, do not take contact, bro.
Yeah.
It'll get you a few touchdowns to keep running and stay upright.
It'll extend your career by four years if you go out of bounds.
He gets out of bounds pretty good right now.
But if he starts taking those kills, I saw some of these like that touchdown, ill-ass move.
But I was also like, you could go out of bounds, though.
Yeah.
I mean, that's why the spin move works so well because he was so close to the baseline.
He probably thinks it's going to go out of bounds.
He steps one way, spins him, and spins this dude out of his boots and walks into the end zone.
So you heard it here first.
Cam Newton is going to get traded.
I got a baby bladder.
Kaz.
See how many times you can say the N-word while I'm gone.
Well, this thing about TOP.
And do you have any sports opinions?
Get out here.
Get out here, motherfucker.
Yeah, let's put Hector on the front run.
So we were talking about our guy, Hector, today.
He says he's Dominican.
He looks Jewish.
All right, name five Dominican things right now.
Go.
Platino.
One.
Cool.
It's the same thing.
That's not the same thing, goddamn.
James is the way it's different.
So, you know, pull up a picture of Anderson Veraja right now.
So motherfuckers know who I'm talking about because I figure, you know, our audience is very young sometimes and he looks like LeBron James' best offensive rebounder during the Killing Cavaliers.
I actually have that same shirt, Donkey Collins tomorrow.
Yeah, got that HM?
Comic-Con.
Comic-Con?
Yeah.
Oh, would you go to Comic-Con?
I really don't care, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm literally trying to give you.
And there he goes.
Yes.
The curly-haired freak.
Oh, man, Hector.
Hector?
Hector's your name?
Felix?
Sanchez?
Close.
Sanchez.
Fucking with you.
You know, I recently just re-saw the video when he got donked on.
Yeah, by Dwayne Wade.
They show that video every week.
Just fire.
Imagine being in that.
Like, I feel bad for the motherfuckers who had that forever fucking highlight on them.
Like, they got Craig Elo always getting Jade over Jordan.
Byron Russell getting his ankles broke.
Fucking Jason Terry getting thrown on by LeBron James.
And this guy right here.
Anything I remember about him.
Actually, Jason Terry's is my favorite.
I was a big Jason Terry fan, bro.
Didn't they get a foul for that?
Or a tech for that?
Oh, nah.
I think he got a tech.
Was it when he was on the heat and it was like the pass, pass?
That was really funny.
James.
Well, I had to let people know who the fuck he was.
Yo, part of me was like, we should have let Eden sit in because nobody knows what he looks like.
No, that's what it looks like.
Then I started chuckling because, you know, Eden, after we called him fat as a turkey for like an hour and a half, he suddenly, you know, he suddenly started posting a lot of pictures of himself.
That's right.
I like that.
Just so y'all know.
I see.
And he had like the serious photographer taking pictures, getting the stock photos.
Oh, no, with the glamour shots.
He got the illest package.
Oh, traveling package.
He got Napoleon Dynamite glamorous shots going on.
Sexy guy, though.
Sexy guys.
Yo, Kaz, you want to talk about Calvin Johnson?
Oh, yeah, man.
I don't know anything about this.
So, Calvin Johnson had a great story on Sports Illustrated about, you know, the Detroit Lions, terrible franchise, had two all-universe talents retired before their prime because they're a shit organization.
And he basically talked about how, after every game since the NFL and Detroit Lions want to pump him with like opioids and shit and so many of these pills, he said no, and he would smoke weed literally after every game to avoid those pills.
And he was getting so much pain, all that shit.
Eventually, he retired.
Pothead Pain Relief With CBD00:07:37
I am anybody who knows me, I'm a big advocate for cannabis and marijuana.
It's the nicest, most poetic way to say you're a big pothead.
I'm not even a big pothead like that, but like I know a lot of potheads.
Like, do I smoke weed?
Yes, but I wouldn't call myself a pothead.
I know tons of potheads.
And there's just so many, there's been so many fucking benefits to this shit that it's limitless.
Like, a lot of people know, you know, what's happened with me and my girlfriend.
And, you know, she had to go through a lot of pain after that.
But, you know.
They prescribed a bunch of pills for her to take to get over that type of shit.
And I was like, no, I don't want her taking any pills.
It's like, is this just for pain management?
They're like, yeah.
I'm like, all right, so keep the shit.
And we just smoked weed.
You in Jersey.
It's going to be legal in Jersey.
Yeah.
Jersey is going to be kind of lit.
I'm trying to move my girl back into New York, but like, part of me thinks I'm fucking up.
Yo, stay.
Because I don't even smoke weed, but like.
I'm about to invest in it.
I'm so Indian.
I want to invest in it.
I'm about to invest in some shit.
I want to do that.
And I don't know how that's happening, Kaz.
I don't know if I trust my black ass business partners.
I don't want to end up like fucking Adrian Peterson.
But I want to invest in somehow.
Nah, man.
Like, it's going to be legal gambling, legal weed.
This shit is like hamster damn.
This is Jersey.
Jersey is Hamsterdam, son.
It's going to be like a fucking gold rush in Jersey in the next year or two, though.
Like, they already said, I'm already seeing billboards of this shit.
Like, if you drop the driver's body, I bought my first CBD with THC.
Really?
You got high?
3% THC.
What was it?
Was it 10 or 18 point, 18 to 1 or whatever?
So it was very little CBD.
So the way somebody explained it to me, because I told him, I was like, yo, CBD don't help.
I have crazy insomnia.
And I thought maybe this could help me sleep.
And he was like, you can't do pure CBD because some pothead shit.
The only thing potheads read is pot stuff.
Maybe if you read other signs, you would do something with LeBron.
They turn into fucking Einstein when it comes to any other weed.
You ask anything else for it, bro.
But what he said is you need some THC to like for the CBD to be effective, like pure cannabis CBD or whatever.
CBD doesn't, pure CBD does nothing unless you rub it on you.
It's almost like a fucking ointment.
Like if, you know, it's almost like...
Because smoking, it doesn't do anything?
I mean, not really.
I mean, if you like the sensation of smoking, I mean, for me, it does nothing.
But if I have like a cream, like if I pull a muscle or some shit, it helps.
Like for pain and stuff, that's where it works out.
But if you're trying to get any sort of like psychedelic phone, I just want to sleep, yo.
Oh, I mean, there's better ways you could do that than CBD.
Melatonin ain't doing it for me.
I used to take a lot of melatonin when I was doing WWE when I needed to sleep on the flight or else I wasn't going to get no fucking sleep.
I'll pop like two gummies and shit.
Right, exactly.
So they do actually have like CBD infused with that as well.
So maybe that would probably help you out.
Yeah, definitely.
My point is, I took it and I didn't feel nothing.
Well, you need, I'm going to get you high one day.
I'm going to smoke weed when I'm probably 60.
What?
60?
Why 60?
Because I feel like I'm going to have accomplished enough and then my kids will be out of the house.
You might accomplish more if you smoke some.
Not me.
Nah, I know me.
I'm a guy that goes all in on shit.
I don't have a problem.
I have a problem with alcohol.
I think alcohol is like horrible.
Weed, I'm like, yo, I think potheads are annoying.
Yeah.
But I don't find a problem with weed.
I've definitely drank a lot less.
Like, I'm not crazy about alcohol.
I'm trying to get my shit together clearly because I was fat as fuck.
I'm brilliant idiots.
This shit.
Damn, I really fucked him up, huh?
You fixed his life.
Don't be shame him in a drinking life and losing weight and getting a trainer.
Where you at?
God damn, bro.
You can't body shame me like that, bro.
I know, that's the problem.
That's actually an issue.
I'm fucking in here every week.
Yeah, see, shit.
This is why flagrancy helps, bro.
Like, some people speak fluent flagrancy.
I know where you're coming.
I know it comes from a good place when you're like, yo, you look like you ate a lot of Popeye's chicken sandwiches while you were on.
And you don't understand this shit until you gobble it at them.
Nah, but like, yo, man, like, you know, you need help sleeping.
Like, they have these things called doc-it pens as well, where they're, like, they're very, uh, they're very concentrated.
They don't get you terribly high, and you could get exactly what you want.
So one will say sleep, one will say, like, pain, one will say bliss or whatever.
I used to know sleep pens, they're disposable.
You take, like, one or two hits of that shit, and you good.
You'll be good.
Or maybe edibles.
Try some, yo.
Edibles would potentially.
I did.
I tried it.
I felt nothing.
You give them like two milligrams and nothing.
Edibles, man.
Edibles are a slippery slope.
Yeah, I don't want to get high, dog.
I don't.
That's not for me.
You don't need a body high.
Edibles will give you a nice body high, but you know.
It's already getting too much.
This is already getting too much.
Like, body helps.
Try to help me.
Psychedelic.
It's just like, bro, I just want to sleep.
The whole point of sleep is that I don't have to think so fucking.
All right.
If you ever do smoke weed.
Maybe that's why you get better sleep because you put so much goddamn thought into what kind of weed you're smoking in your brain.
It's like, I'm tired.
Absolutely.
If you get you a nice indica, Indica will get you nice and sleepy.
There's two, there's two special weeds, but they're going to kick you with this dissertation of weed sexuality.
Can I just talk to a pothead without getting all the insider?
I'm not a pothead.
I'll just try to help you sleep, motherfuckers.
I care about you.
We talk about sports twice a week for hours on end, and we get less technical about football than we just got for 30 seconds.
That's so true.
We were just talking about end-around reverses.
This is probably the most sports we've talked in a long time.
It is for sure.
And we never got this technical.
I'm going to get you a dose of that.
There's four basic formations of a passing plate.
We didn't do that.
Four minutes we talk weed.
I'm going to get you a dose of Param, bro.
One of these days, I'm going to get you some indica, get you some weed.
Just try it one time.
If it doesn't help you sleep better.
So you want to talk about Calvin Johnson with just you want to say weed is great?
No, I'm just saying like it's helped.
I've had personal stories where it's like, you know, instead of taking anything for like pain medication where you develop a dependence on it where the lines that even your drug testing sucks.
You even lose that drug testing.
Like you have it in your hands.
This guy should be positive every week and then you fuck that up.
I mean, I forgot.
When Spencer Paysinger was here, when he came and did the episode, we talked about how like if you get busted for weed in the NFL, like you, they wanted you out.
It's like you know long ahead of time.
You know exactly how to beat the weed test.
You know exactly when you're getting it.
Like if you go down for weed in the NFL, they wanted you gone.
They wanted you gone or you wanted to be out?
A little bit of both.
A little bit of both.
Like if you know that shit's coming, they tell you like, hey.
But how do they want you out if they give you so much warning?
For weed?
For the weed?
No, I mean, it's like, say, like you said before with Migo Grimes.
They're talking about, hey, man, like if they want to, you know, draw some shit out of you, make your value go down a little bit more, you're like, hey, this guy smokes a shit ton of weed.
Get him out of here.
You know what I'm saying?
Or he gets tested for whatever.
But then, yeah, but if they warn you before the test, how do you do this make up that you failed to test?
No, they don't make it up.
They'll just not tell you when you're about to get tested one day.
So they'll stop doing that.
Yeah, they'll stop giving you the heads up.
Like if they want to keep you in there and be like, hey, you know, if I were you, I would take, you know, some of these things or take a pistonator or just, you know, in three or four weeks at this date, at this time, we're going to test you for weed.
You know what I'm saying?
You get ample enough time to beat that test.
I wonder who could be so undisciplined.
Hotheads, maybe.
You get too high that you found out.
Josh Gordon, man, he played good this week.
So, you know, that's probably the biggest pothead there.
He's sober now, right?
Jordan Shoes And Undisciplined Hotheads00:04:00
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
You had to get sober.
Good for him.
My man had issues.
It wasn't just weed he was doing, though.
He was doing other shit.
He was a drunk.
He was getting drunk for games.
Yeah.
If you were that good drunk, though, that's crazy.
Bro, you should get two trophies.
That's insane.
Like Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps won gold medals as a weed head.
Like the amount of breath control and oxygen that you got to hold while your lungs are hitting so much weed.
Like he needs like 10 more medals.
That's a great point.
That's how he started winning.
The second and third Olympics where he dominated.
That's just, oh, I just stopped smoking weed.
Yeah.
It's like I was doing all this shit with like a half a lung.
Now watch, motherfucker.
God damn it.
Where are we at with it, man?
We can talk basketball.
The LeBron 16s came out.
Can I say something?
LeBron's shoes look the fucking same every year.
Have we not talked about this?
Kobe, I like LeBron better than Kobe.
I'm a big LeBron over Kobe guys.
Kobe went from an ultra high-top shoe to the first basketball low-top.
His shoes look wildly different every year.
I give you from the 11 to the 12 to the 13 to the 14 to whatever ugly ass shoes came after that all look different.
Where do you stop with LeBron?
But Jordan 1 looks nothing probably 12.
12.
12.
I like that.
Certain 13s.
He got gay.
13s look hot.
Exactly.
Because Denzel made him look dope.
But that's it.
I'll fuck with that pair of 13s, but I can't do any other colorway.
It's rough.
It's rough.
Yeah.
Like, for me, I don't like ones.
I don't like dunks.
I don't like... LeBrons, bro.
I don't like slim.
Yeah, my feet are too big.
That's why I like LeBron's, because LeBron's like big feet.
It's always the same high top with a foam exterior and the same air bubble around the exact same part of the foot.
I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it or something.
But it's also something to being said to be said for like, and they're dope.
Like that's hot.
They look good.
The tongue looks dope, but it's just, it's essentially the same shoe every year.
Can you pull up like a LeBron 9?
Yeah.
Eddie?
And how different do they really fucking look?
Let's find out.
I think the big thing.
I mean, well, actually.
I think the big thing with LeBron sneakers is that they only look good on LeBron.
I don't think it's.
Oh, yeah.
They only look good.
This don't look.
This is LeBron 10, I guess.
LeBron 10 don't look that different than LeBron 16.
Does that look like six years have passed on a shoe?
Looks like it came out last week.
It's a Honda Civic, man.
Because every year it's the same basic second ball.
The nines, yeah, definitely look different, though.
They look a little different.
A little bit.
But these are fine compared to these.
It's Civics, yo.
They just slightly modify them.
Every once in a while, they come out.
Every three years they come out with a redesign model.
Civics.
I'll fuck with these, though.
Not these.
Look at a Jordan 1 and then a Jordan 2.
Oh, yeah, no doubt.
Yeah, that's.
And look at a Jordan 11 and a Jordan 12.
Or no, Jordan.
Yeah, Jordan 11 and Jordan 13 even.
Noticeably different.
Jordan 1.
Look at that.
That's a dope dunk.
Jordan 2.
Ugliest fucking boot you've ever seen in your life.
That's just fucking garbage.
God damn.
I think these are the only pair of Jordans I've never had or wanted to have.
Jordan 3.
Jordan 11.
Start catching the waves.
These are my favorite Jordans ever, probably.
Nothing like it.
Those go with everything.
Jordan 12.
Jordan 12 is not different than that.
That's a completely different shoe.
Those toes are nice.
I'm a fan of the 5s also.
I'm a big Jordan 5 guy.
Jordan 4 and 5 look very different.
Yeah.
Jordan 4s and 5s are.
5s and 6s were kind of similar.
But I like the 5s a lot.
Like the 6s a lot.
Kobe gets a lot of props for being like the first low-top basketball guy.
So I give him that.
Even like, I like KDs a lot, too.
KDs are hard.
Not recently, but on Pearls, the 9, the KD9s have been really good.
The ones that came out last year are pretty good.
Yeah, I've been all about these Kyrie 5s.
Kyrie's probably got the best.
Kyrie's are hot.
Yeah, Kyrie's probably got the best signature.
That SpongeBob came out with?
Kyrie's got to be the worst player with the best shoe.
Shout Outs To Everybody00:09:59
No doubt.
Oh, come on.
But the best.
I don't know.
I mean, I have those.
He has to come out with a lot of pairs.
Those Just Do Its are so fucking hot.
Those are hard.
The Friends?
Those are Friends ones and not?
Nah, the Friends of the Rot.
Friends are Harsy right there.
Come on, son.
That's just so ill, dog.
And then he just came out with that whole SpongeBob shit.
I got the Mr. Krabs ones, the red joints.
I got the fucking SpongeBobs on right now.
Those are the hardest ones.
Yeah, the ones you got on your feet?
Fucking.
Those are the hardest ones.
I got those red ones on the bottom left.
Son, I'm gay.
Wow.
You got to get out ahead of it sometimes.
That's a veteran move.
That's a veteran move.
That's savvy of you.
Good job, my man.
Good job.
But yeah, nah, LeBron's all right.
I'll wear them because I got big-ass feet, so they look all right on me.
Let's go with that big-ass dick.
Yes, sir.
That man said an inch.
His shorts go an inch below his leg.
He'll be long before his dick.
What kind of long.
And you're not wearing short shorts, son.
The ones I wore brilliant, it is.
They were like up past the thigh line.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
You're not going to see that episode the same anymore.
All right.
Yeah.
Get you.
No, yeah.
Now, okay, now I'm with you.
Okay, now, now, now.
Okay, now it's the same.
Now it's the same.
Now I get it.
Now I know what you mean.
Oh, God.
Oh, I love it.
Anyway, man, what else we got here, man?
Man, I just wanted to say thank you to everybody who've been coming out to the Big Daisy Energy show.
Sir, we do have a few more shows.
We'll keep adding more.
The ones this year, I'm going to tell you guys, the 2020 shows, I'm going to give you a little bit of time for.
But October 11th, we are in Minneapolis at Sisyphus Brewing.
I believe the shows are 7 and 9.30.
October 12th, we are in Detroit at, I believe it's called the Secret Comedy Club.
The tickets are on my, and November 9th, the American Comedy Club in San Diego.
We're doing the full week in there.
So Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
Tickets are available at my website, akashsing.com.
That's A-K-A-A-S-H-S-I-N-G-H.com.
And thank you to everybody who came out last week, man.
We did LA sold out.
And that shit was a vibe, bro.
The asshole love was crazy, bro.
Most love I've gotten in any city.
Most assholes thrown up in any city.
It was crazy.
Rami Yousuf from the TV show Rami.
He's like, I got so much love for this dude.
I got so much love for that show.
I think it's one of the best shows on TV.
Robot, right?
No, the show Rami.
Oh, shit.
My saint.
Is that raised?
Is that raising?
Rami's not Indian either.
He's Egyptian.
He's fucking up hard.
He's African.
He's fucking up.
He is.
He's African.
100%.
I knew who it was.
It was hard to name it.
If you haven't watched the show, this is actually, I don't know if I've actually plugged it on the podcast, but this show, Rami, just R-A-M-Y.
I thought Louie, whenever I would watch Louie, maybe it's just because I'm not a white dude, but I was always like, I see what you're trying to do, and I don't get it.
I don't think you hit it.
Rami, and maybe it's because I'm a brown guy and I get some of the struggles, but I was like, I see what you're trying to do, and you fucking did that, boy.
You stuck the landing.
This kid is super talented.
It's super funny.
That was his HBO special.
That was really fucking funny.
So goddamn funny.
Got all the love in the world for this guy.
He came through, bless the stage, did a guest set.
Sold out.
Hot as fuck.
Portland, again, we thought ticket sales were going to be kind of weak, to be honest, afterward.
I think we sold like 20 the week before.
And then all of a sudden, my YouTube number started jumping.
Oh, yeah.
I think I'm at like eight or nine videos and I have 100,000 views on YouTube.
Hell yeah, hey, shit, boy.
But then all of a sudden, we sold.
I think we had like 100 tickets sold in Portland out of like 120 or something like that.
That could possibly, possibly, like the most, most you could get in there.
So that was hot.
There was some asshole love there.
I hung out with some assholes after.
And I was so fucking impressed by some of these kids, man.
Our fans are not dumb kids.
I love it.
Dude, this guy was 26.
Shout out to Thurman, man.
I was so impressed.
He was just talking about like, he read I Will Teach You to Be Rich, which is a finance book I've recommended.
And he was just like, that was a great book.
He reads all these financial books.
He's 26.
He's trying to start like, he's got his own business.
He works in real estate.
He's in the military.
Like, he's got investment properties.
And he's just like, that's what I, I, my dream is for the assholes because I really love y'all and y'all help me so much.
If I can pass any of the wisdom I gained from losing everything almost and then building it back up and now saying, oh, I got to do this better.
I hope y'all can learn from my mistakes because y'all got me out of that hole.
So if I can save you from getting into it, great.
I hope I helped him at all, but he already was smart.
But just like, I'm so impressed with it.
And I really do want to build a community and like try to impart some financial wisdom and tell you guys books you could check out or podcasts to check out or like ways to do things you can do with your money.
And just shouts, man.
So much love on this tour.
Go to the Big Dacey Energy Tour.
Come through.
We're coming to your city soon.
Keep adding shows.
Keep them tickets, man.
I ain't got nothing to plug except we're doing Duce Palooza for DC, Howard Homecoming.
Shout out to everybody over there.
Go to DucePalooza.com.
Get this.
You're doing Howard Homecoming?
Yeah, that's one of our biggest shows every year.
Yeah.
That was probably the show that popped us off, like, for real.
Yeah.
Like six, seven years ago, we had Push of CN Wale come surprise and do a set.
Howard Homecoming is just...
Yeah, that's like black Mecca, man.
Like it's crazy.
So shout out to everybody.
I want to be excited and you're like, oh, you've never seen it.
I've never been, man.
I want to go to Black Mecca.
It's way more lit than real Mecca.
This October 12th.
Colored People Mecca.
Echo Stage.
Make sure you get your tickets on DucePalooza.com, DC.
We're coming for you.
What's the website again?
DucePalooza.com at the Echo Stage, October 12th, 2019.
Shout out to everybody who came last week.
Obviously, I left early last week.
I went to go host a really dope panel.
And everybody knows I'm a huge fucking Knicks fan.
Oh, you know what else?
A really dope panel, Cash?
What?
Flagman 2.
It's a really dope panel.
You should check it out sometime.
I asked if we could do the recording a little earlier.
They're like, no, it has to be a five.
Anyway.
Anyway, shout out to everybody who came through.
A lot of assholes pulled up as well that people I didn't even know were assholes, like actual sports media folks with credentials from like ESPN and FBC and all this shit.
Anybody famous?
I don't know if you know what they're famous, but like you know what they work for.
So, you know, shout out to them.
And, you know, shout out to RJ Barrett, Kevin Knox, Walt Clive Frazier.
You guys any of them why the networks suck?
Oh my god.
Listen, motherfucker, goddamn.
Let me get my shout outs out.
God damn it.
You didn't say who it was.
No, I'm saying anonymous people suck.
You guys are such pussies.
Film pussies.
You made five possible networks.
I said they suck.
It could be, it's a 20% chance it's one of the networks.
You just said they were fans.
I said they're so love.
I'm going to say they suck.
They're so love, man.
I used to go with the Verizon Wireless.
Do you think I got defensive?
Somebody said Verizon Wireless.
But you know what it is, though?
I think they look at us and they look at me with the same kind of pride of like, yo, I wish I had the freedom that you have.
Like, yeah, I work for this big shit, but like, I can't go in here and talk about fucking, you know, tranny porn and then basketball ones.
Like the freedom that y'all have is just so fucking admirable.
And y'all like built it within the community of sport again.
I'm sorry I interrupted.
You know what I trusted me, bro.
I told you, I saw it coming.
And then for the first day or two, I was fine.
But I got shadow banned again.
I'm almost positive.
My girl had me do a very smart thing like a month ago.
She was like, keep track of your Instagram followers.
It'll just come in handy.
So every time it goes up by 100, I write down the date and the time.
Oh, wow.
And I was getting like 300 followers a day, which is great and cool.
And that's not a brag at all.
It's not monumental, but it's really cool for me.
But then both times I said I was shadow banned, all of a sudden it just dropped.
So I went up.
So I was going up 300 a day as of Friday.
Saturday, I went up 100, and then I haven't gone up.
It is now Monday.
I haven't gone up a single hundred since then.
And then you know, you check your notifications every time you open it up.
There's normally like 50, 40, whatever.
Now it's like three.
It's like two.
Eden, did you try to search my name?
Yeah, I did actually earlier.
Didn't pop up.
It didn't come up.
Shadow bands, dog.
They really be doing this.
Once they report a post, somebody reported our tranny porn post.
Took a few days, and then all of a sudden, and then you can keep track of your profile visits.
Mine have already dropped by like 2,000, 3,000.
Which is probably the most trans-positive post we've ever had.
It is so trans-positive.
You just can't.
It disgusted me, actually.
How trans positive it was.
Physically disgusted me.
Jesus Christ.
Don't think just because Andrew's not here that the flagrancy has died.
Oh, no, not at all.
I don't give a fuck.
I give some fucks.
You guys give me shit before.
You're not going to give me shit later.
Edit that out.
Well, please, Instagram, stop shadowbanning us, goddamn it.